CNN Crew, Archliberal Suzanne Malveaux Caught on Tape Joking About Trump's Plane Crashing

And #ThatsHowYouGotTrump, you inbred, provincial, bubble-bound hate-addicts.

BTW, thanks to the cobs for letting me have this day off, and the readers for not complaining about it!

Posted by: Ace at 05:44 PM

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1 1st

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2016 05:45 PM (cJrMO)

2 cool. I'll get the others.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2016 05:45 PM (cJrMO)

3 First

Posted by: blaster at December 02, 2016 05:45 PM (stTTh)

4 If somebody on the right had joked about Obama's plane going down there would have been accusations of wanting him assassinated.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 05:47 PM (EnKk6)

5 BTW, thanks to the cobs for letting me have this day off, and the readers for not complaining about it!

Who says nobody's complaining about it?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 02, 2016 05:47 PM (8ZskC)

6 Meh, except that they'd be calling for the crucifixion of anyone who did the same thing to Prince Barry, so stone them.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 02, 2016 05:48 PM (OkKDg)

7 Well, so much for the day off.

Posted by: HH at December 02, 2016 05:48 PM (DrCtv)

8 okay, I watched the clip. ::shrug:: is my answer.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2016 05:48 PM (cJrMO)

9 crap.

But even better.

You know I said I saw .22LR at Walmart for the first time in forever, but I didn't pick any up? I went back and it was gone.

Went back in today, it was back!

I bought 4 50 rd boxes (in Christmas packaging!) of CCI for $3.47 ea.

Thanks Trump!

Posted by: blaster at December 02, 2016 05:48 PM (stTTh)

10 I bought 4 50 rd boxes (in Christmas packaging!) of CCI for $3.47 ea.

Thanks Trump!
Posted by: blaster at December 02, 2016 05:48 PM (stTTh)

shit, that's not bad at all.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2016 05:48 PM (cJrMO)

11 Hey, Ace!

Did you find some new skinny jeans at the Mall?

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2016 05:49 PM (PeNEi)

12 Sweaty butterface with a hack cough. They need to get MeAgain over there.

Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2016 05:49 PM (fWLrt)

13 Ace, we'll never complain about you taking a day off. Sheesh.
You need a vacation day every now and then besides the weekend.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2016 05:49 PM (SgI6S)

14 Aaaaand did CNN b#tch about how scary it was that Trump was bashing the media at his rally last night?

It's OK when they do it, you see, but it's a threat to democracy when anyone else does it.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2016 05:49 PM (NOIQH)

15 Nothing to add, just doing some sock removal.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 02, 2016 05:49 PM (4WhSY)

16 11 Hey, Ace!

Did you find some new skinny jeans at the Mall?
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2016 05:49 PM (PeNEi)

Jeez, cmon! Next thing you know, you'll be making fun of ace for carrying a satchel that looks suspicious like a purse BUT IS TOTALLY NOT A PURSE, DUDE

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2016 05:50 PM (cJrMO)

17 Am I to be surprised? I'm sure this is quite common.

Posted by: f'd at December 02, 2016 05:50 PM (BO/km)

18 I can't work out why they want President Pence so badly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2016 05:50 PM (39g3+)

19 We never complain ace. We just get concerned when cobs start posting during the week and then act as if nothing is out of the ordinary. "Ace is taking the day off to take care of personal stuff" is all we ask for and we got it. That way instead of being concerned we can just joke about you spending the day looking for crocs to match your messenger bag.

Posted by: buzzion at December 02, 2016 05:50 PM (z/Ubi)

20 When do we ever complain?

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 05:50 PM (qUNWi)

21 This tape ended right before they joked about Hillary having a stroke, right?

Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2016 05:51 PM (fWLrt)

22 Sure would be funny if the plane crashed into CNN. Haw Haw Haw!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2016 05:51 PM (IqV8l)

23 >>BTW, thanks to the cobs for letting me have this day off, and the readers for not complaining about it!

This place feeds on itself. Like yogurt.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2016 05:51 PM (PeNEi)

24 Malveaux used to be a hottie, she's middleaged now, shit so am I.

Posted by: kallisto at December 02, 2016 05:51 PM (jkmtt)

25 That way instead of being concerned we can just joke about you spending the day looking for crocs to match your messenger bag.

You sure it was joking?

Posted by: blaster at December 02, 2016 05:51 PM (stTTh)

26
Just more proof that Leftists don't believe a word they say.

All of their rules, all of their PC is just a load of bullshit designed to control You.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2016 05:51 PM (Wr3DZ)

27 20 When do we ever complain?
Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 05:50 PM (qUNWi)

we did complain that one time when the busty lesbian porn was removed from the front page, IIRC.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2016 05:52 PM (cJrMO)

28 Complain? Why, weren't you here?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2016 05:52 PM (/tuJf)

29 Can't complain around here - lots of cob-on-cob action to distract us.

Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2016 05:52 PM (fWLrt)

30 i saw this. it's her crew making the joke, not her.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 02, 2016 05:52 PM (WTSFk)

31 It really isn't that big of a deal, he's a public figure, but I keep going back to "But if Obama...". The weird cult we've experienced over the last 8 years is just so strange and un-American -- "The Tisroc, may he live forever!" -- and kind of unprecedented. Even Bill Clinton faced constant ridicule because everybody knew he was just a man, just an elected official.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 05:52 PM (EnKk6)

32 Why would I complain?

Because you never call?

Posted by: Jewish Mother at December 02, 2016 05:53 PM (PeNEi)

33
BTW, thanks to the cobs for letting me have this day off, and the readers for not complaining about it!

Oh, we complained, and with great gusto. But it was on a WD thread taking Rick Wilson apart and after about an hour it just... disappeared.

Funny, that.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at December 02, 2016 05:53 PM (BK3ZS)

34 Come on guys, you all know ace can't wear skinny jeans now that he's dedicated to GAINZZZ, brah. You can't do squats in skinny jeans - at least not if you want kids.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 02, 2016 05:53 PM (kumBu)

35 I've watched this 3 times today and I hear someone off camera saying it, not Suzanne Malveaux. Why are we hating on her, again?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at December 02, 2016 05:53 PM (ul9CR)

36 BTW, thanks to the cobs for letting me have this day off, and the readers for not complaining about it!

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Bonus!

We had cob on cob action while you were out..

Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 02, 2016 05:53 PM (sUIwD)

37 Who wants to buy a farm?

Posted by: Johnnie Rico at December 02, 2016 05:53 PM (KIJKy)

38 Well, if this is the complaint department :

Hipster Slapfight

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2016 05:54 PM (PeNEi)

39 Ace is Jew smart but I don't think he is a Jew.

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 05:54 PM (qUNWi)

40 30 i saw this. it's her crew making the joke, not her.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp

Yeah. She kind of was taken aback and make a nervous cough, but was in on the gag

Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2016 05:54 PM (fWLrt)

41 Not that your not needed, but these people pretty much amuse themselves

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2016 05:54 PM (5sOEp)

42 Now I have to complain about it! Back to work, slacker-boy!!

Posted by: Axeman at December 02, 2016 05:54 PM (2mC6G)

43
I forgot that Col Ralph Peters endorsed hillary clinton.

What a shithead. He ruined his career as a phony conservative-military tv expert.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2016 05:54 PM (Wr3DZ)

44 Imagine the uproar if someone Fox News did this about Obama.

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2016 05:54 PM (r/0kC)

45 8 okay, I watched the clip. ::shrug:: is my answer.

Agreed. This is the kind of stir-the-shit stuff I don't like from either side.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at December 02, 2016 05:54 PM (ul9CR)

46
Who cares, it's CNN!

Posted by: Sidmon Money at December 02, 2016 05:55 PM (yTmoh)

47 >>>Sweaty butterface with a hack cough. They need to get MeAgain over there.<<<

If this is MeAgain's competition, I wouldn't pay her over $250K. Gadzooks!

Posted by: Fritz at December 02, 2016 05:55 PM (hOptz)

48 It must have been some of that background chatter because I could not catch it after listening to it twice.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 02, 2016 05:55 PM (mpXpK)

49 41 Not that your not needed, but these people pretty much amuse themselves
Posted by: Skip

We spend half the morning looking for snipers. A ball of rolled up foil would work here.

Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2016 05:56 PM (fWLrt)

50 Eh, just joking on the job. Didn't rile me up.

Posted by: Draki at December 02, 2016 05:56 PM (BV7sS)

51 I wouldn't really even pay attention to this if it wasn't for the 10 or so "mistakes" that kept happening on CNN when Bush was president like showing an obituary or flashing "liar" on the screen, etc.

Oopsie mistake, total accident. That never took place with Obama in office.

My guess is this was 'accidentally' left live to give their dwindling viewers proof of their virtue: we hates the Trump! Love us still!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2016 05:56 PM (39g3+)

52 pie

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 05:57 PM (qUNWi)

53
I've watched this 3 times today and I hear someone off camera saying it, not Suzanne Malveaux. Why are we hating on her, again?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at December 02, 2016 05:53 PM (ul9CR)

She's French

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 02, 2016 05:57 PM (lKyWE)

54 Know what I miss? The late Friday afternoon news dump.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 02, 2016 05:57 PM (qJhUV)

55 She does butt stuff. She has to, I think, because she's been declared ass only.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 02, 2016 05:57 PM (DW+jj)

56 Is this Suzanne Malveaux bint related to whatserface Julianne Malvaux who once publicly stated that she hoped Clarence Thomas would eat a bunch of fatty foods so he'd die real quick?

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 02, 2016 05:58 PM (PRtT5)

57 The day I chose to roam with the day-walkers, Ace takes off... Jeesh!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, #FreeCthulhuAlreadyFFS at December 02, 2016 05:59 PM (kP16F)

58 I do really like Ace's "Megyn as the source of CNN wanting Megyn" rumors though. That makes a lot more sense than CNN somehow desperate to get her on their channel.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2016 05:59 PM (39g3+)

59 What a phoney!!! Did y'all see her WHITE hands contrasting with her golden brown HISPANIC face?

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 02, 2016 05:59 PM (sFofr)

60 She's French

True, true.

It just bothers me to see Malveaux's name in the headlines for this vid all over the rightie blogosphere. I mean look at the headline up top here: "Suzanne Malveaux Caught on Tape Joking About Trump's Plane Crashing."

Except for the fact that, well, she wasn't. Some assholish person off camera makes a joke, in bad taste, and she smiles nervously and uncomfortably. That's it.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at December 02, 2016 05:59 PM (ul9CR)

61 This is a breaking Fox News story. Developing. Several Countries have fired nuclear weapons at each other. Aliens are invading from from space. Elvis has been found alive. More on these developments shortly. But first we are going to talk about Me. Again.

Posted by: MeAgain Kelly at December 02, 2016 05:59 PM (KIJKy)

62 Obama considers media to be a central focus of his next chapter, these sources say, though exactly what form that will take - a show streaming on Netflix, a web series on a comedy site or something else - remains unclear.

Oh good Lord.

He thinks he is funny enough to do a comedy show.

And nobody is strong enough to tell him about his clothes.

Posted by: blaster at December 02, 2016 06:00 PM (stTTh)

63 We're going to need a note from your mother or the jokes will commence!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 02, 2016 06:00 PM (4ErVI)

64 I've read Suzanne and Julianne Malveaux are distant cousins...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, #FreeCthulhuAlreadyFFS at December 02, 2016 06:01 PM (kP16F)

65 What? You're taking a day off?

Posted by: kimoloka at December 02, 2016 06:01 PM (2hOA7)

66
54 Know what I miss? The late Friday afternoon news dump.

Isn't Wikileaks or Project Veritas still dumping stuff? I vaguely recall one of them saying that they were going to do so.

Of course there is the incipient landslide of pro-Hillary vallots out there in Olds Delmont 88 trunks that we're sure will surface any second now.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at December 02, 2016 06:01 PM (BK3ZS)

67 must have been some of that background chatter because I could not catch it after listening to it twice.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 02, 2016 05:55 PM (mpXpK)

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It was. And some guy telling her he looked for water for her but couldn't find any. Really? Wtf? Do they use divining rods at CNN?

All in all, kind of meh. I say worse, much worse every day

Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 02, 2016 06:01 PM (sUIwD)

68 I don't buy Obama as being willing to show up for the job enough to have a show. Be a consultant, yes, show up for occasional guest appearances? Sure. But not regular work.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2016 06:01 PM (39g3+)

69 Googled her because I couldn't say I know who she was

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2016 06:02 PM (5sOEp)

70 I predicted years ago Obama would do a show.

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2016 06:02 PM (r/0kC)

71 MeAgain Kelly on CNN would be allowed to openly call for the genocide of White Christian Men.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 02, 2016 06:02 PM (sFofr)

72 He thinks he is funny enough to do a comedy show.

He's got every bit the comedy talent as Jon Stewart

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2016 06:02 PM (39g3+)

73 Monty is not here to retire the DOOM post.

Posted by: blaster at December 02, 2016 06:02 PM (stTTh)

74 Hey ace, did you get medical attention for your schadenboner gargantua problem?

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at December 02, 2016 06:02 PM (Om16U)

75 Okay, I've started to watch Arrow on Netflix. Is this going to be a worthwhile time-suck? I'm fighting a cold so I'm allowed brainless entertainment and I was promised that the lead somehow manages to be shirtless in most tight spots.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 06:03 PM (EnKk6)

76 Tonight the debate continues. Am I the most famous woman in the world or just the country? I sell my fabulous tell all book at an upscale bookstore in Jesusland. And a behind the scenes look at my latest slutty photo shoot for Vanity Fair. Tonight at nine on The Kelly File.

Posted by: Megyn Kelly at December 02, 2016 06:04 PM (qJhUV)

77 First of the recounts in from Wisconsin. Der Hilldebeest gained one whole vote. Only 19,999 to go.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 02, 2016 06:04 PM (9iR5/)

78 I've read that Ace spent the day shopping for skinny jeans and a messenger bag... And Crocs, I suppose, as well!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, #FreeCthulhuAlreadyFFS at December 02, 2016 06:05 PM (kP16F)

79
She must have that Latina's earpiece chattering away.

This is kind of a "meh".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at December 02, 2016 06:05 PM (BK3ZS)

80 Ironic that CNN jokes about Trump's plane crashing when a majority of their audience are waiting for their flights.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 02, 2016 06:05 PM (mPyCN)

81 77 First of the recounts in from Wisconsin. Der Hilldebeest gained one whole vote. Only 19,999 to go.

I just came from the barber shop and all the guys were joking about the one-vote swing.

100% Trumpers in there. The barber told me he's lost two customers so far, since coming out as a Trumper after the election (I knew he was one all along but many of his customers didn't.)

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at December 02, 2016 06:06 PM (ul9CR)

82 Posted by: Megyn Kelly at December 02, 2016 06:04 PM (qJhUV)

You're new here, huh?

Posted by: Golfman at December 02, 2016 06:06 PM (48QDY)

83 68 I don't buy Obama as being willing to show up for the job enough to have a show. Be a consultant, yes, show up for occasional guest appearances? Sure. But not regular work.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2016 06:01 PM (39g3+)

He won't have time, he's got 8 years of golf games to catch up on.

Posted by: Iblis at December 02, 2016 06:06 PM (3gBCr)

84 Bowe Bergdahl has sent a pardon request to Obama.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2016 06:06 PM (IqV8l)

85 Monty is not here to retire the DOOM post.

He's resting up for the real push. The doom is only getting started.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2016 06:06 PM (39g3+)

86 Okay, I've started to watch Arrow on Netflix. Is this going to be a worthwhile time-suck? I'm fighting a cold so I'm allowed brainless entertainment and I was promised that the lead somehow manages to be shirtless in most tight spots.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 06:03 PM (EnKk6)

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Just wait until the ninja guy shows up.

With his daughter.

And a bird

Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 02, 2016 06:06 PM (sUIwD)

87 This hateful rhymes with punt just gave Trump one more citation when he explains to them that "your old pressers and the former WH press corps are so corrupt and antiquated and thus unfair to the American public that my time is better spent making America great again so fuck you. Oh, security, don't let these cockslappers back on WH grounds again."

Posted by: oddnot at December 02, 2016 06:07 PM (g1MTt)

88 Liberals will never learn. They are so certain they have all the facts that they are incapable of learning anything outside their worldview.

They will continue on this path forever.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 02, 2016 06:07 PM (MZcWR)

89 I don't buy Obama as being willing to show up for the job enough to have
a show. Be a consultant, yes, show up for occasional guest
appearances? Sure. But not regular work.

Unless it's on The Golf Channel.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 02, 2016 06:07 PM (qJhUV)

90 Ah, I see Arrow is in the billionaire playboy tradition.

If I were a billionairess I might go in for some late-night vigilantism now and then but I probably couldn't find the time to "drain the swamp". Don't these people have board meetings and stuff?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 06:07 PM (EnKk6)

91
It was. And some guy telling her he looked for water for her but couldn't find any.

They couldn't find any that wasn't contaminated and / or on fire from fracking in Pennsylvania.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at December 02, 2016 06:08 PM (BK3ZS)

92 Give Gaylord a script, a teleprompter, and an 'applause' sign and he's in his element.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 02, 2016 06:08 PM (OkKDg)

93 so everyone has made fun of donald being orange, is there someone who can explain why suzanne malveaux has kate blanchett's hands and george hamilton's face?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2016 06:08 PM (cPsPa)

94 The video was meh.

But I need to up my game in my hate-lexicon. "Provential bubble-fucker" is going in the mental file.

Dr. Smith approves.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 02, 2016 06:08 PM (VdICR)

95 I do really like Ace's "Megyn as the source of CNN wanting Megyn" rumors though. That makes a lot more sense than CNN somehow desperate to get her on their channel.

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I think it would be unconscionable for Fox to stand in the way of MeAgain achieving her goal. Send her a nice pink slip.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 02, 2016 06:08 PM (Nwg0u)

96 No complaints? As the South Park mobs say, "rabble rabble rabble rabble"

Posted by: motionview at December 02, 2016 06:08 PM (3RP8W)

97 I think it would be unconscionable for Fox to stand in the way of MeAgain achieving her goal. Send her a nice pink slip.

Will she wear it on the air?

Because that would show what a serious journalist she is.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 02, 2016 06:10 PM (OkKDg)

98 He's resting up for the real push. The doom is only getting started.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2016 06:06 PM (39g3+)

I was thinking more like "Happy Days are Here Again!"

Like back before Beck went insane, how Pat would sing it.

But like a blog post.

Posted by: blaster at December 02, 2016 06:10 PM (stTTh)

99 True story: Oliver Queen(Green Arrow) is a flaming left winger in the comics from way back.

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2016 06:10 PM (r/0kC)

100 Sad thing is, while Ace was away no one accidentally posted busty lesbian pron on the front page, like CNN likes to do apparently.

Cmon, man! Or men. Heck, NDH didn't even post any elbows.

What a wasted opportunity!

Posted by: Vanceone at December 02, 2016 06:10 PM (J+l9K)

101 75 Okay, I've started to watch Arrow on Netflix. Is this going to be a worthwhile time-suck? I'm fighting a cold so I'm allowed brainless entertainment and I was promised that the lead somehow manages to be shirtless in most tight spots.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 06:03 PM (EnKk6)

Apparently BCochran really likes to stare at Oliver Queen's abs when he's cutting up the carrots for his chili.

Posted by: buzzion at December 02, 2016 06:10 PM (z/Ubi)

102
72 He thinks he is funny enough to do a comedy show.

He finally mastered the mike drop without hurting himself. He still has Totes difficulty maneuvering an open umbrella theough a metal gate though.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at December 02, 2016 06:11 PM (BK3ZS)

103 Fake tan, no talent whore.

What do you expect for nuttin....a rubber biscuit?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 02, 2016 06:11 PM (ej1L0)

104 Okay, I've started to watch Arrow on Netflix. Is this going to be a worthwhile time-suck?

I couldn't get into it but I know some people like it. All of those CW superhero shows are too Dawson's Creek for me with all teen angst and lame romantic subplots etc. I wasn't fond of them turning him into Batman's origin either.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2016 06:11 PM (39g3+)

105 The story is meh as mentioned above. But Gawd. You can just see her squirm with delight at being the center of attention. Isn't she oh so special!!??

Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2016 06:12 PM (0tfLf)

106
Apparently BCochran really likes to stare at Oliver Queen's abs when he's cutting up the carrots for his chili.
Posted by: buzzion at December 02, 2016 06:10 PM (z/Ubi)
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You can grate parmesan on those abs.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 06:12 PM (EnKk6)

107 Ironic that CNN jokes about Trump's plane crashing when a majority of their audience are waiting for their flights.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 02, 2016 06:05 PM (mPyCN)

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You're going to bring up black holes aren't you?

Posted by: Don Lemon who is totally smarter than you plebes at December 02, 2016 06:12 PM (sUIwD)

108 I think it would be unconscionable for Fox to stand in the way of MeAgain achieving her goal. Send her a nice pink slip.

Will she wear it on the air?

Because that would show what a serious journalist she is.

____________________

No, but she'll wear it falling off her shoulders and showing her boobs in her next Vanity Fair glamour spread. Because that's what serious journalists do.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 02, 2016 06:13 PM (rgZEV)

109 99 True story: Oliver Queen(Green Arrow) is a flaming left winger in the comics from way back.
Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2016 06:10 PM (r/0kC)

Yeah, Justice League Unlimited did a good job of showing him as the hippy dippy liberal that he is.

Smallville and Arrow both treat him as Bruce Wayne/Batman with a bow.

Posted by: buzzion at December 02, 2016 06:13 PM (z/Ubi)

110 All of those CW superhero shows...

You better watch it buddy.

Posted by: Sam and Dean Winchester at December 02, 2016 06:13 PM (KIJKy)

111
What's the first word in Van Halen's "Jamie's Cryin?"

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2016 06:13 PM (Wr3DZ)

112 Wait. Who has my face?

Posted by: George Hamilton at December 02, 2016 06:13 PM (8ZskC)

113
97 I think it would be unconscionable for Fox to stand in the way of MeAgain achieving her goal. Send her a nice pink slip.

Will she wear it on the air?

I'm fine with that, so long as she also wears the matching ball gag and sits on a Sybian.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at December 02, 2016 06:14 PM (BK3ZS)

114 True story: Oliver Queen(Green Arrow) is a flaming left winger in the comics from way back.

Yeah he was a massive socialist. Him and Batman used to get into arguments, it was a cool dynamic for the comics since they still were able to get along and fight crime together.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2016 06:14 PM (39g3+)

115 Can we joke about CNN reporters getting beheaded by ISIS?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2016 06:14 PM (SRKgf)

116 The Green Arrow didn't kill Hitler.

I did.

Posted by: Dean Winchester at December 02, 2016 06:14 PM (z/Ubi)

117 Give Gaylord a script, a teleprompter, and an 'applause' sign and he's in his element.

He'll need a way to carry the script. I'm betting it will be a J. Crew Messenger Bag.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 02, 2016 06:14 PM (8ZskC)

118 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2016 11:16 AM (39g3+)

I read your Holmes piece and quite liked it. I did not solve the mystery on my own.

I noticed that you tightened up some loose shit in the Conan Doyle canon; to wit, Watson's wandering wound. In the first Holmes book, A Study in Scarlet, he complains of a wound to his shoulder. In later works, the wound was to his leg. You gave him two wounds, presumably incurred at the same time. One wonders if he might not have been squatting to relieve himself when accosted by the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune such that a single bullet may have produced both wounds. Similarly, you hinted at another conundrum in the canon, Mrs. Watson, or should I say the Mistresses Watson. There are certain inconsistencies in the character in the canon that cause one to suspect there may have been more than one. Although not directly addressed, you made it clear that Watson had an eye for the ladies.

SPOILER ALERT!!!!

My only criticism is that you could have been more clear regarding the motive for the impersonation of "Colin". I think I understand. He wished to disassociate himself from his partners in crime once a murder had occurred without himself incurring what his "brother" incurred and therefore sought to involve Holmes to overturn the checkerboard, so speak.

In short, I very much enjoyed this addition to the Holmes literature.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 02, 2016 06:15 PM (Nwg0u)

119 Wait. Who has my face?
Posted by: George Hamilton at December 02, 2016 06:13 PM (8ZskC)

We call dibs.

Posted by: Tandy Leather Company at December 02, 2016 06:15 PM (OkKDg)

120
I heard that he got so mesmerized one time that he sluced off the terminal joint on one of his pinkies and into the cooking pot it went...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at December 02, 2016 06:16 PM (BK3ZS)

121 They hate Trump. They hate us.

Hate them back.

War.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2016 06:16 PM (UHLlC)

122 you are not making chili if you are adding carrots, you are making stew. while stew is fine it is not chili and it is not as manly either.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2016 06:16 PM (cPsPa)

123 Latest outrage from my lefty co-workers here in Cali - how dare PE Trump bypass protocol and call foreign leaders as he wishes?!!!!! The outrage!!!!

It's so exhausting to live with these people and still retain some semblance of sanity.

Posted by: IC at December 02, 2016 06:16 PM (a0IVu)

124 Goody. We get to wait and see what happens regarding the Michael Slager trial at least until Moday...

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at December 02, 2016 06:16 PM (jV8Mq)

125 My only criticism is that you could have been more clear regarding the motive for the impersonation of "Colin".

Yeah were I to edit the story I'd have had him awake and tied up so he could explain some things.

Watson is my favorite character of the two so I wanted to do him some better justice than just be a foil and Sherlock's constantly-amazed chronically.

I'm glad you liked it at least.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2016 06:17 PM (39g3+)

126 you are not making chili if you are adding carrots, you are making stew. while stew is fine it is not chili and it is not as manly either.

Stew is the J. Crew Messenger Bag of meat dishes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 02, 2016 06:17 PM (8ZskC)

127 Liberals won the culture war against comics, as decisively as they lost against gamers.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 02, 2016 06:18 PM (VdICR)

128 >>Latest outrage from my lefty co-workers here in Cali - how dare PE Trump bypass protocol and call foreign leaders as he wishes?!!!!! The outrage!!!!

Ask them how they feel about Obama taking 2500 mostly make "refugees" from places like Afghanistan and Iran, people so bad Australia has refused to take them, and he's trying to keep the details classified.

Every single day Obama does something that I think he can't top and he does it.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2016 06:19 PM (/tuJf)

129 Chili, stew, soup.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 02, 2016 06:19 PM (OkKDg)

130 56 Is this Suzanne Malveaux bint related to whatserface Julianne Malvaux who once publicly stated that she hoped Clarence Thomas would eat a bunch of fatty foods so he'd die real quick?

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 02, 2016 05:58 PM (PRtT5)

++++

She's Black, so seems unlikely. She also said that Linda Chavez was unrapable. Chavez was not amused.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 02, 2016 06:19 PM (R+30W)

131 Who was that J. Crew babe that went lezbo? She was all the rage or something with the jet set. I remember she had a son, a little boy, and was raving about him painting his nails pink and doing girly stuff.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 02, 2016 06:19 PM (DW+jj)

132 you are not making chili if you are adding carrots, you are making stew. while stew is fine it is not chili and it is not as manly either.

Stew is the J. Crew Messenger Bag of meat dishes.

Then tripe is the butt plug.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2016 06:20 PM (SgI6S)

133 News just said its snowing like crazy on top the mountain in Hawaii, might get couple of feet

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2016 06:20 PM (5sOEp)

134 is veaux the french word for calves? her name is bad calves?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2016 06:20 PM (cPsPa)

135 Why are her hands so white and her face so orange. There is more bondo smeared on her face than on that 80 Trans Am I owned.

Posted by: DFCtomm at December 02, 2016 06:21 PM (yBjEX)

136 LOL It keeps getting better.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/250802/

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2016 06:21 PM (r/0kC)

137 Rush Limbaugh said "I hope he fails" (at remaking this country into a socialist paradise) and it was a two month national scandal.

Posted by: Mega at December 02, 2016 06:21 PM (EdXI9)

138 Except for the fact that, well, she wasn't. Some assholish person off camera makes a joke, in bad taste, and she smiles nervously and uncomfortably. That's it.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at December 02, 2016 05:59 PM (ul9CR)

++++

Her crime was in not immediately denouncing the comment. Instead, she actually laughed about it.

Their rules.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 02, 2016 06:21 PM (R+30W)

139
107 You're going to bring up black holes aren't you?

Posted by: Don Lemon who is totally smarter than you plebes at December 02, 2016 06:12 PM (sUIwD)

It would be funny if that missing Malaysian Airlines plane did come crashing through the back wall per Airplane!

Trump's positives would go bang! zoom! to the moon!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at December 02, 2016 06:22 PM (BK3ZS)

140 Not sure which radio show but was talking how Barak's administration is letting in aliens every way they can get them here.

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2016 06:22 PM (5sOEp)

141 Her crime was in not immediately denouncing the comment. Instead, she actually laughed about it.

Their rules.

^^^^^^^^^
THIS!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2016 06:22 PM (SgI6S)

142 Okay, I've started to watch Arrow on Netflix. Is this going to be a worthwhile time-suck? I'm fighting a cold so I'm allowed brainless entertainment and I was promised that the lead somehow manages to be shirtless in most tight spots.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 06:03 PM (EnKk6)

It's an SJW superhero show for SJWs: all the bad guys are eeeevil corporations.

Once, *just once*, I'd like to see one of these shows where the bad guys are lying, biased, corrupt media reporters or editors.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 02, 2016 06:23 PM (PRtT5)

143 130---She's Black, so seems unlikely. She also said that Linda Chavez was unrapable. Chavez was not amused.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 02, 2016 06:19 PM (R+30W)
--------------------------
This chick is black? Who knew?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 02, 2016 06:23 PM (Nox3c)

144 I wish to lodge a complaint with management about them complaining that we complain too much.

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at December 02, 2016 06:24 PM (nvMvs)

145 You are not making chili if you are adding carrots, you are making stew. while stew is fine it is not chili and it is not as manly either.
Stew is the J. Crew Messenger Bag of meat dishes.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 02, 2016 06:17 PM (8ZskC)

Wait a second, wait a second! A man has got the right to his make his chili how he wants to . And if a man wants carrots in his chili, Goddamit, this is a free country, you should respect his wishes, and let the man put carrots in his chili.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 02, 2016 06:24 PM (ej1L0)

146
Stew v chili is the new longbows v crossbows, isn't it?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at December 02, 2016 06:24 PM (BK3ZS)

147 It just bothers me to see Malveaux's name in the headlines for this vid all over the rightie blogosphere. I mean look at the headline up top here: "Suzanne Malveaux Caught on Tape Joking About Trump's Plane Crashing."

Well, according to lefty etiquette if you hear it and don't denounce it immediately, then you are some form of ebil bigot.

Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at December 02, 2016 06:25 PM (2X7pN)

148 LOL It keeps getting better.
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/250802/
Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2016 06:21 PM (r/0kC)

What, are they worried that Trump is going to personally come down there and shoot them?

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 02, 2016 06:25 PM (PRtT5)

149
What's this?

Leah Remini (wife on King of Queens) left Scientology and is now an anti-Scientology activist?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2016 06:25 PM (Wr3DZ)

150 I wonder how many of these crying FABWWNBP supporters' lives will be immeasurably better because Trump won. Then they will support someone who will come along and ruin it like always, so fuck them twice.

Posted by: Mega at December 02, 2016 06:25 PM (EdXI9)

151 I wish to lodge a complaint with management about them complaining that we complain too much.

Two doors down.

Posted by: Arguments Dept. at December 02, 2016 06:25 PM (qUNWi)

152 @OregonMuse

The 5th season of The Wire. David Simon accidentally tells the truth sometimes in that show.

Didn't like 5th season, I'd stop after seaon 4, but it did take a look at how the media sausage gets made. Spun of course, to make the 'real' reporters look heroic, but there's some of the ugly in there too.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2016 06:25 PM (UHLlC)

153 Com-Plain!

Com-Plain!

Posted by: Zombie Herve Villachez at December 02, 2016 06:25 PM (PeNEi)

154 IOW, make them live by their own rules and mock them when they don't.

Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at December 02, 2016 06:25 PM (2X7pN)

155 Stew v chili is the new longbows v crossbows, isn't it?

You know who threw together an incredible pot of chili?

Ginger.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 02, 2016 06:26 PM (8ZskC)

156
Malveaux = Bad veal.

I'd still hit it. From behind.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2016 06:26 PM (mbhDw)

157 Stew v chili is the new longbows v crossbows, isn't it?

.45 vs 9mm

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2016 06:26 PM (SgI6S)

158 >>Leah Remini (wife on King of Queens) left Scientology and is now an anti-Scientology activist?

Is she still all MILFy and Hittable?

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2016 06:26 PM (PeNEi)

159 I don't think this chick is black.
I say she's Cherokee.
You can look like anything and be a Cherokee, right?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 02, 2016 06:26 PM (Nox3c)

160 Leah Remini (wife on King of Queens) left Scientology and is now an anti-Scientology activist?

Has been for a whilst.

Posted by: Arguments Dept. at December 02, 2016 06:26 PM (qUNWi)

161 59
What a phoney!!! Did y'all see her WHITE hands contrasting with her golden brown HISPANIC face?

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 02, 2016 05:59 PM (sFofr)
That's how you know what group is trending. When was the last time you saw someone pretending to be a middle age white redneck guy from Appalachia, but you're seeing a lot of fake minorities these days.

Posted by: DFCtomm at December 02, 2016 06:27 PM (yBjEX)

162 Goddamit, this is a free country, you should respect his wishes, and let the man put carrots in his chili.

As long as you don't put it over spaghetti.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2016 06:27 PM (39g3+)

163 You know who threw together an incredible pot of chili?

Ginger.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 02, 2016 06:26 PM (8ZskC)

Ginger in chili? I mean, maybe cinnamon, but ginger?

Posted by: blaster at December 02, 2016 06:27 PM (stTTh)

164 158 >>Leah Remini (wife on King of Queens) left Scientology and is now an anti-Scientology activist?

Is she still all MILFy and Hittable?
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2016 06:26 PM (PeNEi)

MIFy and hittable are synonymous, nein?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2016 06:27 PM (mbhDw)

165 Ginger is the kinda girl who'd let you give her a Chili Dog.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2016 06:27 PM (PeNEi)

166 Is she still all MILFy and Hittable?

Si.

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 06:27 PM (qUNWi)

167 128, Every single day Obama does something that I think he can't top and he does it.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2016 06:19 PM (/tuJf

Yup. I take every opportunity to tell them that. But its full on hysteria right now - Trump called the Taiwanese leader which is a direct 'in your face' to China and OMG, we are going to war w/ China.

Posted by: IC at December 02, 2016 06:27 PM (a0IVu)

168 I don't think this chick is black.
I say she's Cherokee.
You can look like anything and be a Cherokee, right?

Sure, kemosabe.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at December 02, 2016 06:27 PM (8ZskC)

169 So King 4 put is bringing 2500 refugees in that Australia will not accept. And the State Dept classified the docs.

hmm, it is like King 4 put and his regime are purposefully flooding the USA with moslem immigrants that won't assimilate

Posted by: origional Jake at December 02, 2016 06:27 PM (jrFgU)

170 Wait a second, wait a second! A man has got the right to his make his chili how he wants to . And if a man wants carrots in his chili, Goddamit, this is a free country, you should respect his wishes, and let the man put carrots in his chili.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 02, 2016 06:24 PM (ej1L0)

you are confusing the issue. it is not a matter of freedom is is a matter of language. you may do whatever you wish, however, you may not define it as whatever you wish. words have meaning. so if you want to make a pot of food with carrots you are free to do so, you may even call it chili, however, you will be wrong, it is not chili.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2016 06:28 PM (cPsPa)

171 148 If he did,it would be the most awesome thing ever.

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2016 06:28 PM (r/0kC)

172 Chili and stew are just uppity soups.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 02, 2016 06:28 PM (OkKDg)

173 >>I don't think this chick is black.
I say she's Cherokee.
You can look like anything and be a Cherokee, right?

She's Creole.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2016 06:28 PM (/tuJf)

174 Well Skip, I was towards the top of one of those mountains on the big island overnight one night. Above the clouds.
The hawk came kicking ass down from the top and it was as cold as I have ever been in my life.

Posted by: teej at December 02, 2016 06:28 PM (JEx0Z)

175
It's an SJW superhero show for SJWs: all the bad guys are eeeevil corporations.

Once, *just once*, I'd like to see one of these shows where the bad guys are lying, biased, corrupt media reporters or editors.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 02, 2016 06:23 PM (PRtT5)
---
It gets worse -- it looks like there's a plucky girl reporter or social worker or something who's going to do a class action suit against said eeeevil corporation.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 06:28 PM (EnKk6)

176 Is she still all MILFy and Hittable?

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2016 06:26 PM (PeNEi)

New and improved now with less crazy

Posted by: DFCtomm at December 02, 2016 06:28 PM (yBjEX)

177
And it's Sue-ZANN, not SOOZ-on.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2016 06:28 PM (mbhDw)

178 Is she still all MILFy and Hittable?

Si.
Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 06:27 PM (qUNWi)

is muslim cultures women are hittable for much longer than in other cultures.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2016 06:29 PM (cPsPa)

179 There are no carrots in chili. There are carrots in stew.

Posted by: f'd at December 02, 2016 06:29 PM (BO/km)

180 Malveaux = Bad veal.

So no tips for the waitresses?

Posted by: stand-up comedian at December 02, 2016 06:29 PM (wpC7C)

181 @ 152

Omar comin'!

Posted by: weew at December 02, 2016 06:29 PM (6EH85)

182 Guessing all votes on Mattis will be voice so no Dems will have to pay a price for being against him.

Posted by: blaster at December 02, 2016 06:29 PM (stTTh)

183 173 >>I don't think this chick is black.
I say she's Cherokee.
You can look like anything and be a Cherokee, right?

She's Creole.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2016 06:28 PM (/tuJf)

I thought an octaroon was an eight-sided cookie.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2016 06:29 PM (mbhDw)

184 Wait a second, wait a second! A man has got the right to his make his chili how he wants to . And if a man wants carrots in his chili, Goddamit, this is a free country, you should respect his wishes, and let the man put carrots in his chili.

I don't eat chilly in winter. I like hot stuff like cocoa ... and little melted marshmallows ...

Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Food Critic ... at December 02, 2016 06:30 PM (AoK0a)

185 56 Is this Suzanne Malveaux bint related to whatserface Julianne Malvaux who once publicly stated that she hoped Clarence Thomas would eat a bunch of fatty foods so he'd die real quick?

No blood relations. They are related in there inherent awfulness. A couple of screeching haridans.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 02, 2016 06:30 PM (pY+s4)

186 Hi everyone. Just playing with my new laptop. Does anyone like Windows 10? Any words of wisdom?

Posted by: jaimo at December 02, 2016 06:30 PM (eDc0r)

187 If yer name isn't Cookie, it's not chili.

If you've had a shower in the past week, it's not chili.

If yer not bow-legged, it's not chili.

If you do not have a harmonica lodged in the inside of your mouth, it's not chili.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 02, 2016 06:30 PM (1G5R8)

188 Ginger will turn your chillidog into hamburger meat, tread carefully!

Posted by: Max Power at December 02, 2016 06:30 PM (q177U)

189 >>>Obama considering post-presidential digital media career, sources say<<<

I'm looking forward to the day when President Obama rolls out his new media network and his first two programs are his daughter's pole dancing live, and the JEF, himself, giving those snotty Golf Channel guys a run for their money.

Posted by: Fritz at December 02, 2016 06:31 PM (hOptz)

190 Wait a second, wait a second! A man has got the right to his make his chili how he wants to . And if a man wants carrots in his chili, Goddamit, this is a free country, you should respect his wishes, and let the man put carrots in his chili.

Yep. And the same principle applies to wearing an ascot.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 02, 2016 06:31 PM (8ZskC)

191 'Does anyone like Windows 10? '

Almost as much as slamming my finger in a door.

Posted by: f'd at December 02, 2016 06:31 PM (BO/km)

192 muslim cultures women are hittable for much longer than in other cultures.
Posted by: yankeefifth

Earlier too.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2016 06:31 PM (SgI6S)

193 I thought an octaroon was an eight-sided cookie.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

... and made with shredded coconut ...

Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Food Critic ... at December 02, 2016 06:31 PM (AoK0a)

194 What, are they worried that Trump is going to personally come down there and shoot them?

Woah, how many votes would that get him?

Posted by: tu3031 at December 02, 2016 06:31 PM (qJhUV)

195 >>A man has got the right to his make his chili how he wants to . And if a man wants carrots in his chili, Goddamit, this is a free country, you should respect his wishes, and let the man put carrots in his chili.

Before you get all hysterical and storm off in a tizzy - Don't forget your Messenger bag.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2016 06:31 PM (PeNEi)

196 >>Yup. I take every opportunity to tell them that. But its full on hysteria right now - Trump called the Taiwanese leader which is a direct 'in your face' to China and OMG, we are going to war w/ China.

Yea, China has been sticking it to us in the South China Seas for years now, creating illegal islands and sticking weapons on them in an attempt to take over one of the most vital shipping lanes in the world but Trump calling the leader of Taiwan is going to cause a war.

That sounds about right.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2016 06:31 PM (/tuJf)

197 i everyone. Just playing with my new laptop. Does anyone like Windows 10? Any words of wisdom?

I don't hate it. Some here very much do.

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 06:31 PM (qUNWi)

198 The media has been stifled and smothered for eight years, unable to tell it like it is, all in the upkeep of Ofuckstick. They are more than ready to pound out now.
The nastier, the sleazier, the more profane the better.
They are sharpening their pens right now getting ready for their killer columns.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 02, 2016 06:31 PM (CFc5L)

199 technically if you add beans to chili isn't it a stew?

proper chilli is just meat and spices right?

Posted by: origional Jake at December 02, 2016 06:32 PM (jrFgU)

200 Hi everyone. Just playing with my new laptop. Does anyone like Windows 10? Any words of wisdom?

I have a link for linux whenever you're ready.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 02, 2016 06:32 PM (OkKDg)

201 Hi everyone. Just playing with my new laptop. Does anyone like Windows 10? Any words of wisdom?

"The government will always have a great reason for needing just a little more of your money."

Oh, you mean about computers?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 02, 2016 06:32 PM (8ZskC)

202 Leah Remini (wife on King of Queens) left Scientology and is now an anti-Scientology activist?
---
I caught the first episode of her series and it was creepy as hell. She basically grew up in a Scientology family so for her to suddenly see it from the outside looking in and recognize the absurdity is pretty amazing.

I had no idea how regimented it was.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 06:32 PM (EnKk6)

203 Ginger will turn your chillidog into hamburger meat, tread carefully

Braces?

Posted by: dartist at December 02, 2016 06:32 PM (Cf0i2)

204 Earlier too.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2016 06:31 PM (SgI6S)

someone said hanes has never sold a tshirt with sleeves in the persian gulf.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2016 06:33 PM (cPsPa)

205 This chick is black? Who knew?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 02, 2016 06:23 PM (Nox3c)

++++

I was talking about the other one OM had mentioned, Julianne.

https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=julianne+marvaux

Technically SFW, but I'll still throw a content warning on the link.

And, since their last names are different, I'm going to go out on a limb and say they are definitely not related.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 02, 2016 06:33 PM (R+30W)

206
152 @OregonMuse

The 5th season of The Wire. David Simon accidentally tells the truth sometimes in that show.

Didn't like 5th season, I'd stop after seaon 4, but it did take a look at how the media sausage gets made. Spun of course, to make the 'real' reporters look heroic, but there's some of the ugly in there too.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2016 06:25 PM (UHLlC)

The Wire is the greatest TV show ever made. From the first to the last episode.

Because it was made by vocal, lefty cocksuckers who inadvertently made the greatest indictment of the Democrat Party and MFM ever in popular culture.

The fact that the acting, writing and directing is absolutely sublime is just a bonus.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2016 06:33 PM (LuZz8)

207 Wait a second, wait a second! A man has got the right to his make his chili how he wants to . And if a man wants carrots in his chili, Goddamit, this is a free country, you should respect his wishes, and let the man put carrots in his chili.

Fine, but they shouldn't be allowed to marry.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 02, 2016 06:33 PM (OkKDg)

208 Goddamit, this is a free country, you should respect his wishes, and let the man put carrots in his chili.

As long as you don't put it over spaghetti.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2016 06:27 PM (39g3+)

Wait a second, wait a second! A man has got the right to pour over his spaghetti anything he wants to. And if a man wants to pour chili with carrots over his spaghetti, Goddamit, this is a free country, you should respect his wishes, and let the man pour chili with carrots over his chili.

Posted by: Saul at the Three Putzes Barber Shop

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 02, 2016 06:33 PM (ej1L0)

209 190
Yep. And the same principle applies to wearing an ascot.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 02, 2016 06:31 PM (8ZskC)
-----------------------
Whoa, let's not get carried away here.
There is a difference between liberty and license.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 02, 2016 06:33 PM (Nox3c)

210 159 I don't think this chick is black.
I say she's Cherokee.
You can look like anything and be a Cherokee, right?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 02, 2016 06:26 PM (Nox3c)

---

You can be both.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at December 02, 2016 06:33 PM (CRotO)

211 Cinnamon and even a little bit of unsweetened chocolate or mole in chili? OK. I don't think Ginger, though. WRong sort of herby flavor. Cumin, si.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2016 06:33 PM (39g3+)

212 I don't think you understand what "day off" means.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2016 06:34 PM (ZO497)

213 Hi everyone. Just playing with my new laptop. Does anyone like Windows 10? Any words of wisdom?

Posted by: jaimo at December 02, 2016 06:30 PM
make an UBUNTU thumb drive and make it dual bootable. If you don't care for games then ditch windows 10, period.

Posted by: DFCtomm at December 02, 2016 06:34 PM (yBjEX)

214 Well, to be fair, we joke about Obama's train wreck. Oh, wait... that's not hypothetical.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2016 06:35 PM (ZO497)

215 muslim cultures women are hittable for much longer than in other cultures.
Posted by: yankeefifth

sing it bro

Posted by: The Goat at December 02, 2016 06:35 PM (jrFgU)

216 I had no idea how regimented it was.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 06:32 PM (EnKk6)

In my younger days as a lawyer I litigated a series of cases against Scientology. They had their own captive law firm in Hollywood and everything. The attorneys were all true believers and if you stood in their way, you were fair game.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 02, 2016 06:35 PM (8ZskC)

217 Obama considering post-presidential digital media career, sources say

https://tinyurl.com/hbcf2c2

Posted by: Evilpens at December 02, 2016 06:35 PM (y3aQB)

218 technically if you add beans to chili isn't it a stew?

proper chilli is just meat and spices right?

Posted by: origional Jake at December 02, 2016 06:32 PM (jrFgU)

the further you get from pure protein the closer your chili gets to stew.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2016 06:36 PM (cPsPa)

219 If I had rubber gloves on I'd grab Malveaux by the pussy.

Posted by: Hugostiglitz at December 02, 2016 06:36 PM (aOqpx)

220 General Matthis is going to be Secretary of Defense.

Sorry, OT, I know. But it gives me the giggles, just saying that.

AND Trump did a personal call with the Tiawanese President.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2016 06:36 PM (UHLlC)

221 I don't think this chick is black.
I say she's Cherokee.
You can look like anything and be a Cherokee, right?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 02, 2016 06:26 PM (Nox3c)

---

You can be both.
Posted by: SMFH
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And white and Cherokee also!

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at December 02, 2016 06:36 PM (ZO497)

222 In my younger days as a lawyer I litigated a series of cases against Scientology. They had their own captive law firm in Hollywood and everything. The attorneys were all true believers and if you stood in their way, you were fair game.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 02, 2016 06:35 PM (8ZskC)
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At the beginning of the show and after each break there is a disclaimer, but it only serves to show how litigious the Scientologists are.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 06:36 PM (EnKk6)

223 205---Technically SFW, but I'll still throw a content warning on the link.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 02, 2016 06:33 PM (R+30W)
--------------------------
Dear Lord, when will I learn to heed a warning!
Xe is .... not pretty.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 02, 2016 06:36 PM (Nox3c)

224 There are no carrots in chili. There are carrots in stew.
Posted by: f'd at December 02, 2016 06:29

I've added grated carrots to meat loaf. You get some veggie and it's not real noticeable other than it maybe makes it more moist.

Posted by: Farmer at December 02, 2016 06:37 PM (o/90i)

225 If you haven't castrated your first mare by the age of 10, it's not chili.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 02, 2016 06:37 PM (1G5R8)

226 This is a yuge misunderstanding. It's a tribute to Naval aviators.
They're just acknowledging how hard it is to make a Carrier landing.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 02, 2016 06:37 PM (H5rtT)

227 217 Obama considering post-presidential digital media career, sources say

+++

He's got goldbricking down to a science. He'll do "spots".

Posted by: washrivergal at December 02, 2016 06:37 PM (CFc5L)

228 Trump speaks Taiwanese???

That dude is on a whole other world.

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 06:37 PM (qUNWi)

229 The 5th season of The Wire. David Simon accidentally tells the truth sometimes in that show.

David Simon accidentally tells the truth though out all 5 seasons of The Wire. The message that was shown didn't mesh with the narrative he was hoping to achieve.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 02, 2016 06:37 PM (pY+s4)

230 It's gonna be a podcast.

Posted by: Obumbles at December 02, 2016 06:38 PM (KIJKy)

231 @IllTemperedCur

I concur, Cur.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2016 06:38 PM (UHLlC)

232 16 11 Hey, Ace!

Did you find some new skinny jeans at the Mall?
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2016 05:49 PM (PeNEi)

Jeez, cmon! Next thing you know, you'll be making fun of ace for carrying a satchel that looks suspicious like a purse BUT IS TOTALLY NOT A PURSE, DUDE

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2016 05:50 PM (cJrMO)

Once went to firefighting school at Texas A&M. We went for lunch to one of those old-timey barbecue places, one where they serve it on wax paper. One of our guys, metrosexual as they come, asked when he got his order, "Have you got any whole wheat bread?" The server, who looked like Man Mountain McGoon, nearly brained him with a meat cleaver.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 02, 2016 06:38 PM (J8/9G)

233 230
It's gonna be a podcast.

Posted by: Obumbles at December 02, 2016 06:38 PM (KIJKy)

From his bathroom. With Olberman.
Ewww.

Posted by: IC at December 02, 2016 06:39 PM (a0IVu)

234 You can be both.
Posted by: SMFH
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Both? Pfft.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/nbnhu4x

Posted by: A Melungeon at December 02, 2016 06:39 PM (ZO497)

235 proper chilli is just meat and spices right?

Proper chili is just the sauce and spices, con carne ads meat, y frijoles adds beans. I prefer it with both.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2016 06:39 PM (39g3+)

236 Windows 10...

If you have a touchscreen PC, it's ok. I prefer Win 7, smaller memory footprint.

But it's functional in modern laptops.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2016 06:40 PM (UHLlC)

237 Dammit I told Olberman not to tell anyone.
/pouts
/flounces off

Posted by: Obumbles at December 02, 2016 06:40 PM (KIJKy)

238 proper chilli is just meat and spices right?

But if you make it with organs, it's offal.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 02, 2016 06:40 PM (8ZskC)

239 And it just keeps gettin better. Over at WZ the left is loosin their shit because Trump talked to the Taiwanese president ....

Posted by: E.T. at December 02, 2016 06:41 PM (9n0dl)

240
General Matthis is going to be Secretary of Defense.

Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook
at me, I'm as helpless as a kitten up a tree
I've just met a girl named Maria
Chances are, it's not for me to say

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 02, 2016 06:41 PM (H5rtT)

241 Posted by: A Melungeon at December 02, 2016 06:39 PM (ZO497)

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British, Irish, Black, Cherokee.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at December 02, 2016 06:41 PM (CRotO)

242 I don't think this chick is black.
I say she's Cherokee.
You can look like anything and be a Cherokee, right?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 02, 2016 06:26 PM (Nox3c)

We talking about Hypatia Lee again?

Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @BertG) at December 02, 2016 06:41 PM (GUBah)

243 >>But if you make it with organs, it's offal.

awful

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2016 06:41 PM (/tuJf)

244 Oh, and German.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at December 02, 2016 06:41 PM (CRotO)

245 But if you make it with organs, it's offal.

You got that right.

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 06:41 PM (qUNWi)

246 And it just keeps gettin better. Over at WZ the left is loosin their shit because Trump talked to the Taiwanese president ....

He didn't try to use fake Mandarin, did he?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 02, 2016 06:41 PM (8ZskC)

247 If you haven't castrated your first ~~mare~~ boar by the age of 10, it's not chili barbecue.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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Edited for low-country SC understanding.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2016 06:41 PM (ZO497)

248 You put (dip) your organs in pudding, not chili.

Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2016 06:42 PM (fWLrt)

249 239
And it just keeps gettin better. Over at WZ the left is loosin their shit because Trump talked to the Taiwanese president ....

Posted by: E.T. at December 02, 2016 06:41 PM (9n0dl)
Yeah. See my comments above, my co-workers are hysterical about it. I think I might just leave the office early today.

Posted by: IC at December 02, 2016 06:42 PM (a0IVu)

250 210
You can be both.
Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at December 02, 2016 06:33 PM (CRotO)
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For sure. I had a gorgeous student once who was part black and mostly Cherokee. She was from Tennessee.
Didn't grow up on the reservation but her mother did and she could speak Cherokee fairly well.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 02, 2016 06:42 PM (Nox3c)

251 Crap. Brush with the barrel. Trying again...

If you haven't castrated your first ~~mare~~ boar by the age of 10, it's not ~~chili~~ barbecue.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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Edited for low-country SC understanding.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2016 06:43 PM (ZO497)

252 If you haven't castrated your first beta male by age ten, you're not SJW.

Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2016 06:43 PM (fWLrt)

253 >>Over at WZ the left is loosin their shit because Trump talked to the Taiwanese president

We have over 4 years of this to look forward to.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2016 06:43 PM (PeNEi)

254 I'm not mostly anything...lol.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at December 02, 2016 06:43 PM (CRotO)

255 And it just keeps gettin better. Over at WZ the left is loosin their shit because Trump talked to the Taiwanese president ....

He asked for no starch, didn't he?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 02, 2016 06:43 PM (OkKDg)

256 So will "The View" be a constant bubble-bound inbred hate-fest, five days a week, for the next eight years, the audience cheering away at every utterance of Whoopie and Joy?

Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 02, 2016 06:44 PM (U6f54)

257
He asked for no starch, didn't he?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

And when he talks to Commie China, he'll ask for No MSG.

Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2016 06:44 PM (fWLrt)

258 Over at WZ the left is loosin their shit because Trump talked to the Taiwanese president

We have over 4 years of this to look forward to.
Posted by: garrett

Still not tired of winning!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2016 06:44 PM (SgI6S)

259 241
British, Irish, Black, Cherokee.
Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at December 02, 2016 06:41 PM (CRotO)
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That's about as all-American as you can get!!!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 02, 2016 06:44 PM (Nox3c)

260 Every time I order Moo Shu, you people forget the fuckin' Hoisin!

Posted by: Donald Trump at December 02, 2016 06:45 PM (PeNEi)

261 A man goes into a restaurant. He sits down, he's havin' a bowl of chili. He says to the waiter; "Waiter, come taste the chili." Waiter says; "Is there something wrong with the chili?" He says; "Taste the chili." He says; "Is there something wrong with the chili? Is the chili too hot?" He says; "Will you taste the chili?", "What's wrong is the chili to cold?", "Will you just taste the chili?", "All right, I'll taste the chili. Where's the spoon?", "Ah-ha!"

Saul at the Three Putzes Barber Shop

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 02, 2016 06:45 PM (ej1L0)

262 Its almost like this Trump guy dislike Red China as much as Obama dislikes England.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2016 06:45 PM (39g3+)

263 He asked for no starch, didn't he?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

And when he talks to Commie China, he'll ask for No MSG.
Posted by: Roy

Ask? He doesn't ask. He tells.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2016 06:45 PM (SgI6S)

264 Trump only won because Fox News plays on tv's in bars.

Posted by: Obumbles at December 02, 2016 06:45 PM (KIJKy)

265 I'm not mostly anything...lol.
Posted by: SMFH
----------

As far as I can tell, my maternal side just crawled out of the Great Dismal Swamp, sometime after the last Ice Age.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2016 06:46 PM (ZO497)

266 Tired of winning? Not in my deoxyribonucleic acid.

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 06:46 PM (qUNWi)

267 I don't recall Obama doing half as much when he was PE in 2008; Trump is like a hurricane.

Posted by: IC at December 02, 2016 06:46 PM (a0IVu)

268 He asked for no starch, didn't he?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

And when he talks to Commie China, he'll ask for No MSG.
Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2016 06:44 PM (fWLrt)

yeah but they use clagon.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2016 06:46 PM (cPsPa)

269 >>Kodos the Executioner at December 02, 2016 06:38 PM (J8/9G)
Last week me and another engineer took a couple of contractors to one of those hole in the walls in Cut & Shoot. Jack's BarBQ on 105. The idiot contractors ordered hamburgers and 'ol Jack made sure they saw him pull the frozen patties out of the freezer as he muttered 'damn idiots ordering hamburgers in my barbq joint' as he threw them in the microwave.

Funny as hell and they couldn't say a word.

Posted by: DanMan at December 02, 2016 06:46 PM (RusNE)

270 Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 02, 2016 05:52 PM (WTSFk)

Yes, and I thought she was kind of surprised. (And now is probably really pissed off at whoever made it because she is taking the heat).

Posted by: gracepc at December 02, 2016 06:46 PM (OU4q6)

271 I think Red China's gonna get a lot more pissed when Donald puts their nuts in a vice over trade issues.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 02, 2016 06:46 PM (OkKDg)

272 oops, calgon

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2016 06:46 PM (cPsPa)

273 Over at WZ the left is loosin their shit because Trump talked to the Taiwanese president ....

Posted by: E.T. at December 02, 2016 06:41 PM (9n0dl)

Unfortunately they're so full of it the supply is inexhaustible.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 02, 2016 06:46 PM (J8/9G)

274 That's about as all-American as you can get!!!

Ha....it's true!

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 06:47 PM (qUNWi)

275 Mmmmm, Hypatia Lee....

Now that girl knew how to throw down.

Just to complete the OT trifecta....going to spend more time with the Canik TP9SF tomorrow. See how it handles hollowpoints.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2016 06:47 PM (UHLlC)

276 I don't recall Obama doing half as much when he was PE in 2008

He did give a shot in the arm to the styrofoam Greek column industry.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 02, 2016 06:47 PM (8ZskC)

277 So will "The View" be a constant bubble-bound inbred hate-fest, five
days a week, for the next eight years, the audience cheering away at
every utterance of Whoopie and Joy?

Yes. Nothing will change.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 02, 2016 06:47 PM (qJhUV)

278 276, He did give a shot in the arm to the styrofoam Greek column industry.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 02, 2016 06:47 PM (8ZskC)
Heh. Yes, forgot about that ridiculousness.

Posted by: IC at December 02, 2016 06:48 PM (a0IVu)

279 Trump's election is part of the Shrill Harpy Full-Employment Plan.

Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2016 06:48 PM (fWLrt)

280 Descended from immigrants, slaves, slave owners, and injuns...lol.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at December 02, 2016 06:48 PM (CRotO)

281 Ancient Chinese secret, huh?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2016 06:49 PM (IqV8l)

282
Latest outrage from my lefty co-workers here in Cali - how dare PE Trump
bypass protocol and call foreign leaders as he wishes?!!!!! The
outrage!!!!

It's so exhausting to live with these people and still retain some semblance of sanity.

IC, you need to learn to troll them. Don't let them get under your skin, roll out snide remarks like a hand grenande and watch them over react! It's fun! I do it at work every day! Puts a spring in my step.

Posted by: Log Cabin at December 02, 2016 06:49 PM (Wdipr)

283 267 I don't recall Obama doing half as much when he was PE in 2008; Trump is like a hurricane.
Posted by: IC at December 02, 2016 06:46 PM (a0IVu)
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You might not remember because O was overseas speaking to his constituents.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 06:50 PM (EnKk6)

284 I don't recall Obama doing half as much when he was PE in 2008; Trump is like a hurricane.

Vero Possumus!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 02, 2016 06:50 PM (OkKDg)

285 282, Posted by: Log Cabin at December 02, 2016 06:49 PM (Wdipr)

I need to hang out here more often (than I already do) and learn some master level trolling skills from y'all.

Posted by: IC at December 02, 2016 06:51 PM (a0IVu)

286 >>You might not remember because O was overseas speaking to his constituents.

Zing!

Hail Discordia,
Hail Eris!

Posted by: Donald Trump at December 02, 2016 06:51 PM (PeNEi)

287 Latest outrage from my lefty co-workers here in Cali - how dare PE Trump bypass protocol and call foreign leaders as he wishes?!!!!! The outrage!!!!

Tell them, "Fuck you. He won!"

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2016 06:51 PM (SgI6S)

288 I don't recall Obama doing half as much when he was PE in 2008; Trump is like a hurricane.

He campaigned the same way, I think they're gonna have to FORCE this president to take time off. He's tiring just to watch.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2016 06:51 PM (39g3+)

289 Yes. Nothing will change.
Posted by: tu3031
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Trump has a very short time to deal with serious problems that have been created by a succession of Dems going back to Carter.

For the Bush detractors, I'll accede that they did not help, but I trace most of our problems to Carter, Clinton, Obama, and their political cronies.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2016 06:52 PM (ZO497)

290
Tell them, "Fuck you. He won!"

Then tell them to go out and win an election.

Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2016 06:52 PM (fWLrt)

291 Posted by: Donald Trump at December 02, 2016 06:51 PM (PeNEi)
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Nice hash!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 06:52 PM (EnKk6)

292 so does anyone think it is funny the miss sloane movie is coming out now? wonder if they were thinking the political environment would be a little different when they slated it for release at year end.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2016 06:52 PM (cPsPa)

293 The View has announced that they will be unveiling an adult version sometime in 2017.

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 06:53 PM (qUNWi)

294 Yep.

New hash is dickly for sure.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2016 06:53 PM (PeNEi)

295 WHat's funny is reading tweets from reporters asking "is there any precedent for an elected president doing a campaign rally?"

Uh, yeah, ask your Chocolate Jesus, old "foam columns" about that

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2016 06:53 PM (39g3+)

296 IC, you need to learn to troll them. Don't let them get under your skin, roll out snide remarks like a hand grenande and watch them over react! It's fun! I do it at work every day! Puts a spring in my step.
Posted by: Log Cabin
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1. Cast bait

2. Twitch the line a little

3. Sense the bite

4. Set the hook

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2016 06:53 PM (ZO497)

297 Posted by: Log Cabin at December 02, 2016 06:49 PM (Wdipr)

I need to hang out here more often (than I already do) and learn some master level trolling skills from y'all.
Posted by: IC

Download some speech of Obaka's and quote them to your cow-orkers as coming from Trump.

"Didja hear what Trump just said???"

Don't ever tell them the real source.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 02, 2016 06:54 PM (1G5R8)

298 Evidently Trump broke a fundamental law of the universe and spoke by phone to the President of Taiwan.

ChiComs hardest hit.

Posted by: Javems at December 02, 2016 06:54 PM (yOqwj)

299 This is the only place where "Nice hash" is considered a compliment.

Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2016 06:54 PM (fWLrt)

300 She babysat me as a kid.

Posted by: Serious Cat at December 02, 2016 06:54 PM (Uy6ri)

301 The ChiComs lost face, like a crazy chimpanzee just ripped it off their heads.

Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2016 06:55 PM (fWLrt)

302 293 The View has announced that they will be unveiling an adult version sometime in 2017.

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 06:53 PM (qUNWi)

++++

*brain freeze*

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 02, 2016 06:55 PM (R+30W)

303 I don't mind Trump talking to a foreign leader on the phone. It's not unusual for a pres-elect to do that on a friendly basis.

Now, when he had that big campaign rally and speech at the Brandenburg Gate in Berlin, Germany before he was even elected, ....sheesh. THAT was weird and out-of-bounds.
No wonder they call him Drumpfhitler, right?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 02, 2016 06:55 PM (Nox3c)

304 I need to hang out here more often (than I already do) and learn some master level trolling skills from y'all.

I am a federal govt employee in Boston. As you can imagine, I am swimming in leftist hell. This morning, I went into the breakroom and said, "wow, Trump saved carrier and the Stock Market is going gangbusters and he hasnt even been sworn in yet! That must make Obama feel like a failure!"

Pandemonium. I was smiling all day long!

Posted by: Log Cabin at December 02, 2016 06:55 PM (Wdipr)

305 Malveaux used to be a hottie, she's middleaged now, shit so am I.

Posted by: kallisto at December 02, 2016 05:51 PM (jkmtt)

Ah, to be middle-aged again.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 02, 2016 06:55 PM (tHwdc)

306 Uh, yeah, ask your Chocolate Jesus, old "foam columns" about that

I didn't notice. Does Trump have a President Elect of the United States seal like...somebody else?

Posted by: tu3031 at December 02, 2016 06:55 PM (qJhUV)

307
trump
trump
trump

deport
deport
deport

Posted by: The Goat at December 02, 2016 06:56 PM (jrFgU)

308 This is the only place where "Nice hash" is considered a compliment.
Posted by: Roy
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Never been to Dhaka, have you?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2016 06:56 PM (ZO497)

309 254 I'm not mostly anything...lol.
Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at December 02, 2016 06:43 PM (CRotO)

Beautiful?

Posted by: buzzion at December 02, 2016 06:56 PM (z/Ubi)

310
Never been to Dhaka, have you?

That's on the road to Bangkok, aboard the Thailand Express?

Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2016 06:57 PM (fWLrt)

311 292 so does anyone think it is funny the miss sloane movie is coming out now? wonder if they were thinking the political environment would be a little different when they slated it for release at year end.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2016 06:52 PM (cPsPa)
--------------------------------
Hmmmmm. You may be on to something!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 02, 2016 06:58 PM (Nox3c)

312 Cherokees owned slaves, and continued to after the Civil War. November 26, 1866, was the date upon which the Cherokees freed their slaves.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 02, 2016 06:58 PM (jK8Z7)

313 Vanessa Williams

Posted by: End of Discussion at December 02, 2016 06:58 PM (n3MnG)

314 is muslim cultures women are hittable for much longer than in other cultures.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2016 06:29 PM (cPsPa)

I think the word "hittable" doesn't mean what you think it means in muz cultures!

Posted by: Keef Ellislam at December 02, 2016 06:58 PM (wCEn4)

315 I am a federal govt employee in Boston. As you can
imagine, I am swimming in leftist hell. This morning, I went into the
breakroom and said, "wow, Trump saved carrier and the Stock Market is
going gangbusters and he hasnt even been sworn in yet! That must make
Obama feel like a failure!"

Pandemonium. I was smiling all day long!

Posted by: Log Cabin at December 02, 2016 06:55 PM (Wdipr)

Get a remote starter for your car....

Posted by: Tami at December 02, 2016 06:58 PM (Enq6K)

316 Pandemonium. I was smiling all day long!

Posted by: Log Cabin at December 02, 2016 06:55 PM (Wdipr)

I'll enjoy this vicariously.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 02, 2016 06:58 PM (tHwdc)

317 That's on the road to Bangkok, aboard the Thailand Express?
Posted by: Roy
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Just don't confuse it with the Midnight Express.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2016 06:59 PM (ZO497)

318 310: https://youtu.be/WEsfOGu6FIQ

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 02, 2016 06:59 PM (pY+s4)

319 >>>Pandemonium. I was smiling all day long!

Posted by: Log Cabin<<<

Hope you have body armor. Somebody is gonna stab you brah!

Posted by: Fritz at December 02, 2016 07:00 PM (hOptz)

320 196 >>Yup. I take every opportunity to tell them that. But its full on hysteria right now - Trump called the Taiwanese leader which is a direct 'in your face' to China and OMG, we are going to war w/ China.

Yea, China has been sticking it to us in the South China Seas for years now, creating illegal islands and sticking weapons on them in an attempt to take over one of the most vital shipping lanes in the world but Trump calling the leader of Taiwan is going to cause a war.

That sounds about right.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2016 06:31 PM (/tuJf)

++++

China provoked an incident right after Bush 43 took office, forcing our plane down. He backed down over that incident.

All the shit you mention them doing while Obama has been in office, Obama's response has been to occasionally bitch and moan and then back down.

It will be interesting to see how they will react to Trump if Trump refuses to show them deference.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 02, 2016 07:01 PM (R+30W)

321 @310, so someone else has listened to side B of 2112.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 02, 2016 07:01 PM (n3MnG)

322 maybe Trump will sell Taiwan some decomissioned 688s o rlet them pick through the boneyard.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2016 07:01 PM (cPsPa)

323 This woman on Tucker looks like she cut her hair with shrub trimming shears.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2016 07:02 PM (kTF2Z)

324 >> That's on the road to Bangkok, aboard the Thailand Express?

To borrow a joke from another Moron whose name escapes me in response to one of my cracks, never ask for a bag of nuts from the stewardesses on the Thailand Express.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 02, 2016 07:02 PM (DW+jj)

325 I have an unpronounceable hash. Buy my record!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 02, 2016 07:02 PM (n3MnG)

326 Get a remote starter for your car....

I take the train. But I get your point.
I stay off the roof. I have seen "the departed".

Posted by: Log Cabin at December 02, 2016 07:03 PM (Wdipr)

327
This woman on Tucker looks like she cut her hair with shrub trimming shears.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

She just awoke from a deep sleep. Sort of.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2016 07:03 PM (IqV8l)

328 312 Cherokees owned slaves, and continued to after the Civil War. November 26, 1866, was the date upon which the Cherokees freed their slaves.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 02, 2016 06:58 PM (jK8Z7)

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My bday is Nov 26. 1968

Huh.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at December 02, 2016 07:03 PM (CRotO)

329 the sidebar has a note ending with "mr. krugman, long walk short pier."

i always liked "stick your head in a bucket of water 3 times, take it out twice."

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 02, 2016 07:03 PM (WTSFk)

330 Remote starter, nah go big. 1981 Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz.

Posted by: Sam Rothstein at December 02, 2016 07:03 PM (KIJKy)

331 Okay I'm not looking at Arrow for verite, but can a guy really pepper our hero repeatedly with his machine gun from 20 feet away and not hit even once?

I also love that Hero could have picked up a gun himself but chose to use his kung fu and cheekbones to do his talkin'.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 07:03 PM (EnKk6)

332 >>310, so someone else has listened to side B of 2112.

I'm not a big fan, but the Snow Dog loves it.

Posted by: By Tor at December 02, 2016 07:04 PM (PeNEi)

333 Oh yes, Trump broke a fundamental law of the universe by calling the President of Taiwan. This is violation of protocol with the ChiComs, about sensitivities relating to Taiwan.

The State Dept's hair was set on fire they said.

Good.

I was reading another piece about how diplomats are just aghast. Trump will pick up the phone and call other world leaders, and just talk normally and frank with them. Hell, he'll shoot the shit and all that. They are aghast.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 02, 2016 07:05 PM (DW+jj)

334 I have an unpronounceable mish. Buy my record!

Posted by: Madonna at December 02, 2016 07:05 PM (KIJKy)

335 I was reading another piece about how diplomats are just aghast. Trump will pick up the phone and call other world leaders, and just talk normally and frank with them. Hell, he'll shoot the shit and all that. They are aghast.

That's what CEO's do.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2016 07:06 PM (SgI6S)

336 Log Cabin, I hereby order you to comment here more. And to regale us with tales of your trolling in the leftist hell you inhabit. Outstanding shit, my man.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2016 07:07 PM (QDnY+)

337 The diplomats like their do nothing, kissy-face jobs. They stay shit-faced at the embassy.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 02, 2016 07:07 PM (89T5c)

338 Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 02, 2016 07:01 PM (R+30W)

How did he back down?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 02, 2016 07:07 PM (EjQ00)

339 I was reading another piece about how diplomats are just aghast. Trump will pick up the phone and call other world leaders, and just talk normally and frank with them.

Imagine Trump and Netanyahu chatting on the phone regularly. It could hardly get much better, especially after the despicable treatment that ShitMidas gave to Bibi and Israel.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 02, 2016 07:08 PM (8ZskC)

340 I also love that Hero could have picked up a gun himself but chose to use his kung fu and cheekbones to do his talkin'.

And his neckbeard, don't forget that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2016 07:08 PM (39g3+)

341 The usual suspects are up in arms because Trump is by-passing the professional diplomatic corpse and speaking directly to foreign leaders, just as he's by-passing the media and speaking directly to the people.

I'm liking this guy more and more every day.

Posted by: davidt at December 02, 2016 07:08 PM (XoldI)

342 I also love that Arrow apparently won't use guns but he will snap a guy's neck like it's twisting a bunch of celery.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 07:08 PM (EnKk6)

343 159 I don't think this chick is black.
I say she's Cherokee.
You can look like anything and be a Cherokee, right?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 02, 2016 06:26 PM (Nox3c)

Tell her to find her own schtick.

Posted by: Elizabeth "Squatting Crow" Waren at December 02, 2016 07:09 PM (SRKgf)

344 so obama sending secret letters to ahmadinejad. fine, signing secret side deals with the mullahas, fine, but Trump publicly announcing he has called Taiwan, reckless.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2016 07:09 PM (cPsPa)

345 Log Cabin, I hereby order you to comment here more. And to regale us with tales of your trolling in the leftist hell you inhabit. Outstanding shit, my man.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2016 07:07 PM (QDnY+)

Yup....good stuff. And you can change your nic to LRRP Log Cabin. Stay safe.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 02, 2016 07:09 PM (ej1L0)

346 337 The diplomats like their do nothing, kissy-face jobs. They stay shit-faced at the embassy.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Heh!! I know for a fact the second part is true. I can't elaborate. Nobody here has the proper clearance, etc. :-)

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 02, 2016 07:10 PM (pY+s4)

347 I was reading another piece about how diplomats are just aghast.

They'll get over it.

Or not.

Either way works.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2016 07:10 PM (SRKgf)

348 You can look like anything and be a Cherokee, right?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 02, 2016 06:26 PM (Nox3c)
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You can look like an Armenian in a Bob Mackie ensemble!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 07:10 PM (EnKk6)

349 Trump may not care much for the job diplomats do, but you know he damn well won't ever let them die after being abandoned in a foreign country.

Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2016 07:10 PM (fWLrt)

350 Vanessa Williams....ooh, you're so divine. Just want to put your name in my rhyme and doowutchyalike.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2016 07:11 PM (UHLlC)

351
Heh!! I know for a fact the second part is true. I can't elaborate. Nobody here has the proper clearance, etc. :-)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 02, 2016 07:10 PM (pY+s4)
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I do, Glummie! Whisper it into my ear...

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 07:11 PM (EnKk6)

352 >>The diplomats like their do nothing, kissy-face jobs. They stay shit-faced at the embassy.

I am totally over qualified for this job.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2016 07:12 PM (/tuJf)

353
Okay I'm not looking at Arrow for verite, but can a guy really pepper our hero repeatedly with his machine gun from 20 feet away and not hit even once?

You must have never seen an episode of The A-Team.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2016 07:12 PM (IqV8l)

354 351
Heh!! I know for a fact the second part is true. I can't elaborate. Nobody here has the proper clearance, etc. :-)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 02, 2016 07:10 PM (pY+s4)

Tell Hillary's maid. We can ask her.

Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2016 07:12 PM (fWLrt)

355 Thanks for the Windows 10 info. I am doing a recovery disk now.

Posted by: jaimo at December 02, 2016 07:12 PM (eDc0r)

356 I have zero expectations from Teh Donald on foreign policy - wasn't why he was elected, isn't really where the most drastic action is desperately needed.

But I *like* this - calling the Taiwanese president. I like it a lot.

Beijing is pretty much being a stupid dictatorship, pursuing a particularly stupid strategy regionally. There are some beneficial reactions to this - accelerates Japan's return to adult views of national defense, makes Vietnam even more desperate to be our bestest buddies. But stuff like this, if followed up with concrete action, can pay off both regionally and globally.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2016 07:12 PM (QDnY+)

357 Chris Stevens wasn't a diplomat. He was a company man. The CIA station chief in Libya had to be the "ambassador" himself. And that's what Stevens was.

Operation Zero Footprint. Guns to Goatfuckers.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 02, 2016 07:12 PM (DW+jj)

358 Once, *just once*, I'd like to see one of these shows where the bad guys are lying, biased, corrupt media reporters or editors.

Okay, this may qualify as a bit of a spoiler, but Welcome to the Punch on Netflix. Has the young Dr. X guy as the star.

Surprisingly good movie.

Posted by: blaster at December 02, 2016 07:13 PM (stTTh)

359 You betta watch it fool.

Posted by: Mr. T at December 02, 2016 07:13 PM (KIJKy)

360 You can look like an Armenian in a Bob Mackie ensemble!

Haaaaalf Breed!

Posted by: The Chick You're Talking About at December 02, 2016 07:13 PM (qJhUV)

361 348
You can look like an Armenian in a Bob Mackie ensemble!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 07:10 PM (EnKk6)
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Damned straight!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 02, 2016 07:13 PM (Nox3c)

362 Professor X, not Dr. X.

I blame the Cuba Libre that I had to celebrate Castro's death.

Yeah, I know, but he's still dead.

Posted by: blaster at December 02, 2016 07:14 PM (stTTh)

363 'I ain't gettin' in no plane!'

"Don't worry, BA. We know you don't like to fly.
Here, have some milk and cookies."

'Mmmm, I like milk. Does a body good, Fool!'

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2016 07:15 PM (PeNEi)

364 338 Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 02, 2016 07:01 PM (R+30W)

How did he back down?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 02, 2016 07:07 PM (EjQ00)

++++

China committed an act of war against the USA. We responded by apologizing. The apologists will say it wasn't actually an apology because amongst the words of apology we said this shouldn't be regarded as an apology.

China then released the crew members they has been holding prisoner, but kept the plane. It was unflyable and they refused us permission to repair it. The disassembled plane was shipped to us 3 months later. Of course, during the 3 months, China had access to the plane and all its classified material.

China never paid any price for the act of war.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 02, 2016 07:16 PM (R+30W)

365 "and the readers for not complaining about it!"
..........

wUT? wAAAAAH

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2016 07:17 PM (HgMAr)

366
159 I don't think this chick is black.

She looks like James Earl Jones in drag.She's black

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 02, 2016 07:19 PM (lKyWE)

367 Anon Y. Mous is right about the intel plane incident in 2001. A Colin Powell Special, you might call it.

Of course Dubya, unfortunately, went along with it.

Not gonna enter a taffy yank over all the obvious other topics in this category, but I think this was Dubya's only serious foreign policy error. I don't think we actually paid that high a price for it, but it was an error.

The pilot landing the plane intact and saving the lives on board also was one of the greatest aviation feats in modern times, too. Up there with Scully's water landing, probably even more impressive.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2016 07:19 PM (QDnY+)

368 Husband and I went out for a nice dinner tonight. Sat outside on a covered patio with heaters, listening to mellow music and the babbling of a fountain, and a couple of clueless parents came out to sit around a firepit and consume alcohol while their wild hell beasts ran and screamed among our fellow diners.

And everyone can get off my damned yawn.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 07:20 PM (PY9jH)

369 Annnnnnd Arrow's shirtless again.

Not a criticism, just an observation.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 07:20 PM (EnKk6)

370 US flag back up at Hampshire College.

http://bit.ly/2fQKJSS

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2016 07:21 PM (SgI6S)

371 Good article at Dah Federalist on Mattis
via Insty:

I Served With James Mattis. Here's What I Learned From Him

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 02, 2016 07:21 PM (1G5R8)

372 369 Annnnnnd Arrow's shirtless again.

Not a criticism, just an observation.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 07:20 PM (EnKk6)

We need shirtless Felicity. To make things fair.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 07:21 PM (0mRoj)

373
US flag back up at Hampshire College.

http://bit.ly/2fQKJSS

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2016 07:21 PM (SgI6S)

I imagine the Safe Space rooms are filled to overflowing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 07:22 PM (PY9jH)

374 373
US flag back up at Hampshire College.

http://bit.ly/2fQKJSS

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2016 07:21 PM (SgI6S)

I imagine the Safe Space rooms are filled to overflowing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 07:22 PM (PY9jH)

Go long on Crayola.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 07:23 PM (0mRoj)

375 diplomats are just aghast.
..............

The divisive polarizing tone of your rhetoric is cleaving a widening gulf between the classes. Plus global warming.

Posted by: Hinkey Dewbottom III at December 02, 2016 07:23 PM (HgMAr)

376
The pilot landing the plane intact and saving the lives on board also was one of the greatest aviation feats in modern times, too. Up there with Scully's water landing, probably even more impressive.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2016 07:19 PM (QDnY+)
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"Wrong Wei" had a history of dickishness.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 07:24 PM (EnKk6)

377 Oh, and Teh Donald talked on the phone with the madcap, violent, but interesting Philippines president, apparently.

Just a wild hunch, but something tells me that Trump can actually deal with this guy. Wouldn't be surprised to see that relationship vastly improved after the trash is taken out in DC in January.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2016 07:24 PM (QDnY+)

378 I imagine the Safe Space rooms are filled to overflowing.

Poor special little snowflakes. I suggest they do the only honorable thing. Seppuku comes to mind.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 02, 2016 07:24 PM (9iR5/)

379 Obama considering post-presidential digital media career, sources say

A dumb anti-military blog?

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 02, 2016 07:25 PM (sdi6R)

380 From Newsbusters, a Hollywood TV reporter is suggesting, "In order for cable news to survive, it needs to go full on anti-Trump."

Where the hell has this nimrod been for the past eight years????

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 07:25 PM (PY9jH)

381 Um, does the US flag really *belong* flying over Hampshire College?

I kind of thought they had a point when they took it down.

I agree that the US flag should really only fly over actual American territory.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2016 07:26 PM (QDnY+)

382 nood lauraw.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 02, 2016 07:26 PM (PRtT5)

383 Suzanne would be pretty if she didn't have that goiter.

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2016 07:26 PM (HgMAr)

384 She looks like James Earl Jones in drag.She's black
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 02, 2016 07:19 PM (lKyWE)

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*wipes screen*

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at December 02, 2016 07:26 PM (CRotO)

385 I was talking to a friend today and she was actually worried that Trump would be denied his office by faithless electors. I told her not to worry because the electors would be too worried about their entire family being murdered over the issue. They being murdered was a given, of course..

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2016 07:27 PM (0F67M)

386 She looks like James Earl Jones in drag.She's black
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 02, 2016 07:19 PM (lKyWE)
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So, like Thulsa Doom?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 07:27 PM (EnKk6)

387 Poor special little snowflakes. I suggest they do the only honorable thing. Seppuku comes to mind.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 02, 2016 07:24 PM (9iR5/)

Seppuku is a bit of cultural appropriation that might actually fit quite nicely here, except that the people that should practice it have no sense of honor or shame!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 07:28 PM (wCEn4)

388 Is she coughing up sperm or she is a crack whore?

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2016 07:28 PM (HgMAr)

389 Just playing with my new laptop. Does anyone like Windows 10? Any words of wisdom?

I think it's a great operating system if you tweak it to take care of what it shares with Microsoft. It's fast, stable, and secure.

I also have a Linux Mint box that I use daily. I like it, too.

The reality is that a lot of business-oriented software only runs on Windows, like the financial software I use for trading. As wonderful as Linux is, there are just some things it can't do.

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at December 02, 2016 07:28 PM (nvMvs)

390 willowed ...

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2016 07:28 PM (0F67M)

391 Was watching a movie and charging the fone when the last thread went up and missed the entire thing.
Just went back and read all of the comments.
Sure wish I would have been there.

Posted by: teej at December 02, 2016 07:28 PM (JEx0Z)

392 372 369 Annnnnnd Arrow's shirtless again.

Not a criticism, just an observation.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 07:20 PM (EnKk6)

We need shirtless Felicity. To make things fair.
Posted by: Insomniac

This^^^^^ Also, China White.
I never really kept up with Arrow. I did watch it the other night on TNT and saw Kelly Hu. Mmmmm,,,,Kelly Hu......

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 02, 2016 07:29 PM (pY+s4)

393 I agree that the US flag should really only fly over actual American territory.

Ah, so you have also been to Hampshire College.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 02, 2016 07:29 PM (qJhUV)

394 All Hail. Has Ollie done the training workout where he moves up the ladder one rung at a time just using his arms? Shirtless?
Yummy

Posted by: never enough caffeine at December 02, 2016 07:30 PM (wV8s/)

395 4 All Hail. Has Ollie done the training workout where he moves up the ladder one rung at a time just using his arms? Shirtless?
Yummy

Posted by: never enough caffeine at December 02, 2016 07:30 PM (wV8s/)
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I just saw that! I knew I was being pandered to and yet I did not object(ify - yes I did).

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 07:36 PM (EnKk6)

396 98 Evidently Trump broke a fundamental law of the universe and spoke by phone to the President of Taiwan.

ChiComs hardest hit.
Posted by: Javems at December 02, 2016 06:54 PM (yOqwj)

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You know, I'll take that literally, I would like to see Trump break a fundamental law of the universe.

For giggles go look up what the name Donald means.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 02, 2016 07:37 PM (BS8yt)

397 This is the only place where "Nice hash" is considered a compliment.
Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2016 06:54 PM (fWLrt)

Dude, you weren't part of the 60's, were you...

Posted by: Woodstock Nation at December 02, 2016 08:33 PM (uz/Pv)

398 Complain? Why would we complain about a good thing?

Wait... did that come out wrong?

(Love ya, Ace - and the COBs)

Posted by: GWB at December 03, 2016 08:14 AM (qPWU9)

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