Snotty, Smug, Know-Nothing Students At Ohio State Decide Now Is A Pretty Good Time To Lecture Everyone On Their Bigotry [Warden]

It's not even been a week since a crazed Somalian immigrant went on an ISIS inspired, jihad-style stabbing spree and SJW cry-bullies at Ohio State have already crassly seized upon the event as yet another opportunity to play the victim.


Well, that's a very nice message. And now I have a message of my own for these students.

Stabbing a bunch of people for not believing the same things that you do is the very definition of hatred and intolerance, yet you self-absorbed little shits dare project the guilt for this heinous act upon the rest of us? No. Here's the deal. The disgusting piece of trash who attempted this slaughter was here in this country as a guest, funded by taxpayers like me who've been in the workforce for 20+ years. We literally rescued him and his family, and this is how he repaid us--by whining about oppression and microaggressions as he plotted a murderous act of terrorism against innocent people.

We will not let you make this about your self-centered agenda. This is not your show. Your callow sloganeering "thoughts" on tolerance, diversity, microaggressions and general butthurtedness are unwelcome at this time, precious snowflakes. Never, ever presume to lecture the rest of us again.

See that seat over there? The short table with the cute benches on either side? That's yours. Grandma cut up some yummy hot dog bites for you next to your own very special ketchup dipping pile. Won't that be fun to do your ketchup dip-dips all by yourself? Sure it will be!

Eat up all Grandma's num nums, have a super fun time and be sure not to interrupt the adults, sweethearts. Children should be seen and not heard, after all.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 08:18 PM




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1 Hello?

Posted by: ibguy at December 01, 2016 08:55 PM (vUcdz)

2 First?

Posted by: Butch at December 01, 2016 08:55 PM (hXu8T)

3 Who actually has posting rights for this account? Who is responsible for this idiocy? Students or administration?

Posted by: Mordineus at December 01, 2016 08:55 PM (u4xKN)

4 Excellent post.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 01, 2016 08:55 PM (EnKk6)

5 I like num-nums!

Posted by: Weasel at December 01, 2016 08:56 PM (Sfs6o)

6 I jinxed myself.

And fuck these special snow flakes

Posted by: Butch at December 01, 2016 08:56 PM (hXu8T)

7 Cause this just feels like something a diversity coordinator (or whatever they are called) would put together.

Posted by: Mordineus at December 01, 2016 08:56 PM (u4xKN)

8 Well said, Warden, and Thank You.

As for the Special Snowflakes and their "hate intolerance" BS.

Here's a BOD, eat up.

Posted by: ibguy at December 01, 2016 08:56 PM (vUcdz)

9 They should STFD, STFU, and eat their num-nums. Thegrownups are talking.

Posted by: Butch at December 01, 2016 08:58 PM (hXu8T)

10 Here, here.

Posted by: Brad at December 01, 2016 08:58 PM (W1BbS)

11 I don't even understand to whom that video is targeted. Who is hating at OSU? The only one I know of is the guy that just tried to off 10 people.

Great post, Warden.

Posted by: bluebell at December 01, 2016 08:59 PM (Zokmo)

12 They should make a video about how women should start putting out more to insane loners, you know, for the good of us all.

Posted by: Elliot Rodgers at December 01, 2016 08:59 PM (zZ7AQ)

13 I hate stabbety people with knifes.

Posted by: torabora at December 01, 2016 09:00 PM (6ibNq)

14 Do University of South Carolina students use the #CockStrong hashtag?

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 01, 2016 09:00 PM (gdnq1)

15 "EndHate"?! That's pretty Islamophobic, don't you think?

Posted by: t-bird at December 01, 2016 09:00 PM (9Q5BJ)

16 They need a blond, blue-eyed male saying "I'm not a warmongering rapist".

I don't walk around in a perpetual state of hatred. I really don't understand all this talk about HATE.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 01, 2016 09:01 PM (EnKk6)

17 Hate is when someone disagrees with me.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2016 09:01 PM (IqV8l)

18 Such poor little victims.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2016 09:02 PM (/tuJf)

19 Do you think she still has her clit?

Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at December 01, 2016 09:03 PM (JNDQi)

20 Dumbass idiots! Stuff it, schweethaht.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 01, 2016 09:03 PM (tHwdc)

21 Well stated. Fuck that stupid scrunt in particular.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 01, 2016 09:04 PM (LNoBv)

22 'Your Prophet fucked children.'

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2016 09:04 PM (MQZBa)

23 husband's cousin goes there.....he's a snowflake.....confessed that after trump won.....as a brown person....he was now in fear for his life......

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at December 01, 2016 09:05 PM (0O7c5)

24 I predicted this story would be gone from the MSM within 72 hours. I was wrong. It took less than 24.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 01, 2016 09:05 PM (wD9H7)

25 Am I the only one who is annoyed that they use a verb as a noun?

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 01, 2016 09:05 PM (tHwdc)

26 These children insist on being heard so are to be ignored.

Posted by: f'd at December 01, 2016 09:05 PM (BO/km)

27
I said it the day it happened the SJWs will blame the school and it will bend over for them. Might as well convert the football stadium to a mosque now

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2016 09:06 PM (auHtY)

28 'Your Prophet fucked children.'

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2016 09:04 PM (MQZBa)


And established rules for appropriate intercourse with the more common barnyard animals!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 01, 2016 09:06 PM (wCEn4)

29 "Am I the only one who is annoyed that they use a verb as a noun?"

If you had a Boyfriend to play with, you wouldn't get annoyed with grammar bad.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 01, 2016 09:07 PM (d76uN)

30 I want to send everyone of those snowflakes a Chick-fil-a Hate Shake gift card..

Posted by: catman at December 01, 2016 09:07 PM (22eqm)

31 Burka babe looks like one of the sperms in that Woody Allen movie about sex.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2016 09:07 PM (MiBfH)

32
Yeah, I'm still working on "...take a stand to hate.."

WTF? English, how does it work?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 01, 2016 09:07 PM (ZO497)

33 Wichita, did you see the Dead & Co tour dates?

Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 01, 2016 09:08 PM (M3DRt)

34 I would still get annoyed, Timbo.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 01, 2016 09:08 PM (tHwdc)

35 Tell em Ace. These little shits need to be permanently sidelined.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at December 01, 2016 09:08 PM (Iy6JT)

36 And established rules for appropriate intercourse with the more common barnyard animals!

Civilization, man. We invented it!

Posted by: Achmed Al-Achmed at December 01, 2016 09:09 PM (9Q5BJ)

37 25 Am I the only one who is annoyed that they use a verb as a noun?
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 01, 2016 09:05 PM (tHwdc)



What? They were verbing? Bastards.

(Srsly, I hate that too. I coined "verbing" back when in response to corporate America's ugly neologism "hoteling.")

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2016 09:09 PM (SRKgf)

38 Kolledge babies

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 01, 2016 09:09 PM (tHwdc)

39 >>Wichita, did you see the Dead & Co tour dates?


jerr-bear is deaad, man.

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2016 09:09 PM (MQZBa)

40 "Believe my words and not the blood of you infidels on the sidewalk"

Posted by: pat at December 01, 2016 09:09 PM (4MSOz)

41 Ask the first twit if her clit has been cut off, and if not why?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2016 09:09 PM (PY9jH)

42 HATE WE MUCH!

Posted by: AL SHARPTON at December 01, 2016 09:10 PM (IqV8l)

43 What's wrong with verbing? We also noun.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 01, 2016 09:10 PM (0F67M)

44 28 'Your Prophet fucked children.'
Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2016 09:04 PM (MQZBa)
And established rules for appropriate intercourse with the more common barnyard animals!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 01, 2016 09:06 PM (wCEn4)



But they didn't involve signing consent forms, because those retarded fuckers were illiterate.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2016 09:10 PM (SRKgf)

45 What? They were verbing? Bastards.



(Srsly, I hate that too. I coined "verbing" back when in response to corporate America's ugly neologism "hoteling.")

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2016 09:09 PM (SRKgf)


Verbing bastards!

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 01, 2016 09:10 PM (tHwdc)

46 "The disgusting piece of trash who attempted this slaughter was here in this country as a guest, funded by taxpayers like me who've been in the workforce for 20+ years. We literally rescued him and his family"

See also: the Tsarnaev family, who came here claiming "refugee" status, and who (before they blew up the Boston Marathon) sucked down a sum of public money so large that Deval Patrick, the governor of MA at the time, panicked and refused to divulge the figures.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 01, 2016 09:10 PM (noWW6)

47 "I would still get annoyed, Timbo. "

I think you could find a nice Guy at the VFW that could mind your take from grammar bad off.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 01, 2016 09:10 PM (d76uN)

48 >>Tell em Ace.


psst - It's Warden.

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2016 09:10 PM (MQZBa)

49 Okay. Off goes Fox. Cannot stand the MeAgain.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2016 09:10 PM (PY9jH)

50 >>Wichita, did you see the Dead & Co tour dates?

Nope, haven't checked.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2016 09:11 PM (/tuJf)

51 Lolly, lolly, lolly get your adverbs here!!!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 01, 2016 09:11 PM (n3MnG)

52 What? They were verbing? Bastards.
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Calvin: I like to verb words.
Hobbes: What?
Calvin: I take nouns and adjectives and use them as verbs. Remember when "access" was a thing? Now, it's something you do. It got verbed. Verbing weirds language.
Hobbes: Maybe we can eventually make language a complete impediment to understanding.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 01, 2016 09:11 PM (ZO497)

53 Bravo Warden.

Posted by: Infidel at December 01, 2016 09:11 PM (a62hT)

54 The future does not belong to those killed by a fully-vetted 'refugee'.

Posted by: t-bird at December 01, 2016 09:11 PM (9Q5BJ)

55 #idontfuckingcare

Posted by: tu3031 at December 01, 2016 09:11 PM (qJhUV)

56 Let's go for a run. Maybe have a drink.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 01, 2016 09:11 PM (0F67M)

57 But they didn't involve signing consent forms, because those retarded fuckers were illiterate.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2016 09:10 PM (SRKgf)

We are literate, but lack opposable thumbs.

Posted by: the goats at December 01, 2016 09:11 PM (MiBfH)

58 We need to dialogue about verbing.

Posted by: Splunge at December 01, 2016 09:11 PM (iMxBJ)

59 wait, wait, wait, now!


I thought that osu cop ended the hate within a minute of showing up to where the stabby muslim guy was.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2016 09:11 PM (cPsPa)

60 I think you could find a nice Guy at the VFW that could mind your take from grammar bad off.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 01, 2016 09:10 PM (d76uN)


Only for the duration!

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 01, 2016 09:11 PM (tHwdc)

61 22 'Your Prophet fucked children.'
Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2016 09:04 PM (MQZBa)

This is why the Democrats feel at home with Islamists. Natural Allies they are.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 01, 2016 09:12 PM (Tegl7)

62 I didn't hear any America in that video or American.

Some others here are in my boat, too long of experience, too long in
the field.

Really? 35 years of tech does one an experience...
and of earlier, my hair was grey at 17 which doesn't matter a bit

Posted by: micky at December 01, 2016 09:12 PM (o5vMc)

63 Unpack your adjectives...stab become stabby...stabber becomes shot...

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 01, 2016 09:12 PM (n3MnG)

64 Amen to that Ace.

Posted by: dartist at December 01, 2016 09:12 PM (Cf0i2)

65
Trump Christmas parody!

You'll like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sW85ZcswiqM

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 01, 2016 09:12 PM (qWvcB)

66 Wow. Just wow.
They have no shame.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 01, 2016 09:13 PM (+eR2D)

67 Grandma cut up some yummy hot dog bites for you next to your own very special ketchup dipping pile. Won't that be fun to do your ketchup dip-dips all by yourself? Sure it will be!

*scowls*

Is that halal?

Posted by: jihadi with a butcher knife at December 01, 2016 09:13 PM (jV8Mq)

68 30, 2 nights at Fenway and Boulder again and 2 at Shoreline and Wrigley

Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 01, 2016 09:13 PM (M3DRt)

69 I do shed a lot..., but I always am real clean.

Posted by: micky at December 01, 2016 09:13 PM (o5vMc)

70 See that seat over there? The short table with the cute benches on either side? That's yours. Grandma cut up some yummy hot dog bites for you next to your own very special ketchup dipping pile. Won't that be fun to do your ketchup dip-dips all by yourself? Sure it will be!

Eat up all Grandma's num nums, have a super fun time and be sure not to interrupt the adults, sweethearts. Children should be seen and not heard, after all.

-Warden 8:18pm

This was a extra spicy post.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 01, 2016 09:14 PM (Tegl7)

71 Can someone tell me...what the true meaning...of Islam is?

Posted by: Charlie al-Broun at December 01, 2016 09:14 PM (n3MnG)

72 Man, with this generation of pussies, if I was in college today I could be running the place like a Mafia don.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 01, 2016 09:14 PM (qJhUV)

73 >>2 nights at Fenway and Boulder again and 2 at Shoreline and Wrigley

Great. I'll have to check the Fenway dates.

Thanks

Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2016 09:14 PM (/tuJf)

74 We know where this ends.

With the victims sent to the camps. For their own protection.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 01, 2016 09:14 PM (EZebt)

75 Abdul The Terrorist missed his chance to be the first 18 year old client of Hair Club For Men. Very impressive case of male pattern baldness on that dead jihadi head.

Posted by: Splunge at December 01, 2016 09:14 PM (iMxBJ)

76


Snotty, Smug, Know-Nothing MeAgain trying to disprove Trump's shot against Martha Raddatz

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 01, 2016 09:14 PM (zu88C)

77 WTF? English, how does it work?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 01, 2016 09:07 PM (ZO497)

-------
Does that air in Afghanistan?

In Somali?

Pakistan?

Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 01, 2016 09:14 PM (hk1x8)

78 If they were really sincere, they could offer themselves in exchange for the Americans held hostage in Iran right now.

Posted by: Our Lady of Ransom at December 01, 2016 09:15 PM (11H2y)

79 I didn't see any white men in the video.

So I have to assume that's who it's aimed at.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 01, 2016 09:16 PM (sdi6R)

80 Verbing..:is that like 'uptalk'?

Posted by: IC at December 01, 2016 09:16 PM (gcme+)

81 They (SJW) never end trying to takeover the narrative. I've got just two words for them, 'Fuck You'

Posted by: Jethro the Bodine at December 01, 2016 09:16 PM (GYIPg)

82 So one lesbian chick and one bisexual chick. Uh, is that the breadth of their personalities?

btw, good job on sounding so tired and as if you're reading off a script while you claim you're passionate and driven.

Posted by: Thrawn at December 01, 2016 09:17 PM (cC/ZB)

83 Yep, that there is the problem with all the PSA's and such.

It is all directed outward, instead of inward. End Hate is a directive aimed at others, not themselves. YOU will do this because WE said so.

Meanwhile and on the other hand ( redundant is my thing), they coddle the exact people who need to hear these messages.

It's almost like they're mentally defective. Or someone has convinced them that up is down and they're uniquely smart for believing it.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 01, 2016 09:17 PM (kKHcp)

84 #32: I think I see what's going on, here. See, when you're arguing in favor of an actual "hater" by decrying those who oppose him and his jihadist agenda as "the real haters", but you don't want to say so outright... because, quite rightly, nobody would listen to you... you have to twist your words the same way you're twisting your logic.

So, you sort of forget how to grammar.

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 01, 2016 09:17 PM (0OG8D)

85 The future does not belong to those who slander America.

That is a tenet of Trumpism.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 01, 2016 09:17 PM (DW+jj)

86 Those people are nuts!

(Get it, cause they're Ohio Sta...nevermind)

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 01, 2016 09:17 PM (n3MnG)

87 If you guys want a good laugh at the left and their lingering anguish, here's a link to Daily Kos' Twit feed - the comments are the best, with tons of people piling shit on him. MM's article itself if full of teeth gnashing and a confession his brain screams, "President Trump!" at him. Put a grin on my face, but the Lib sanctimonious comments about the EEEEEVIL GOP are really tired, even if works like Viagra on the schadenboner.

http://bit.ly/2fY0p5o

Posted by: atomicplaygirl (Gab: atomicplaygirl) at December 01, 2016 09:17 PM (Gim9y)

88 I know a really nice guy whose only flaw is that he uptalks. He's so likable that it doesn't really drive me nuts, but I want to shake him, like Don Corleone in The Godfather shaking Johnny Fontaine and yelling in his face "You can act like a MAN!"

Posted by: Splunge at December 01, 2016 09:18 PM (iMxBJ)

89 Thanks, toots. Now fix me a sammich.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 01, 2016 09:18 PM (J8/9G)

90
WTF

MeAgain calls Trump "sometimes charming" ???

I knew it!

She wants him. BAD.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 01, 2016 09:18 PM (zu88C)

91 if the OSU young republicans club would've gotten out front with that exact same message they wouldn't have adopted it.

we have to teach those kids to troll Elfwick style

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at December 01, 2016 09:18 PM (U0lQa)

92 Verbing..:is that like 'uptalk'?
Posted by: IC
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We could toss quite a salad; Uptalking, voice-frying, verber of nouns.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 01, 2016 09:18 PM (ZO497)

93 Continued from #84: After all, cognitive dissonance ain't a river in Egypt.

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 01, 2016 09:19 PM (0OG8D)

94
SARAH PALIN IN THE RUNNING FOR VA

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 01, 2016 09:19 PM (zu88C)

95 The future does not belong to Obama...or Hillary...or John Kerry..or Eric Holder...

Damn, happiness overload. Forgot what those were like.

Posted by: Splunge at December 01, 2016 09:19 PM (iMxBJ)

96 " I coined "verbing" "

No, you didn't.

Posted by: No you didn't at December 01, 2016 09:19 PM (YURtV)

97 39 >>Wichita, did you see the Dead & Co tour dates?

jerr-bear is deaad, man.
Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2016 09:09 PM (MQZBa)
=====

Let Phil sing!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 01, 2016 09:19 PM (EZebt)

98 'Fawlty Towers' Actor Andrew Sachs Dies at 86




RIP Manuel

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2016 09:19 PM (auHtY)

99 And I have to listen to that jackass Collingsworth lauding the Cryboys to the skies.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 01, 2016 09:19 PM (J8/9G)

100
Basil is dead?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 01, 2016 09:20 PM (qWvcB)

101 If you think I'm going to watch that you're even crazier than I think you think I am.

Posted by: eleven at December 01, 2016 09:20 PM (qUNWi)

102 FEED THE PIG!

Posted by: PSA for stupid people at December 01, 2016 09:20 PM (IqV8l)

103 Goodbye Andrew Sachs. RIP.

"No! Is hchhhamster!"

Posted by: Splunge at December 01, 2016 09:20 PM (iMxBJ)

104 The problem with most of these "Colleges" is the parents of these simpletons. God bless them, they may have tried their best but they produced a bunch of shitbirds. And when the shitbirds go off to "college" they get worse. 8 year olds. Never tested, never failed, and protected for their very short time of existence that they have been on this planet. I am sure there are exceptions and let's hope we hear from them in the future. But who raised that dumbass in the burka? Really? They outta be ashamed.

If you put shit in, your most likely to get shit out.

Pretty simple.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 01, 2016 09:20 PM (ej1L0)

105 And I have to listen to that jackass Collingsworth lauding the Cryboys to the skies.


You have to admit that that was a good catch.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 01, 2016 09:21 PM (0F67M)

106 JS, I picked up a Make America Grateful Again shirt at Citi lot. It is awesome.

Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 01, 2016 09:21 PM (M3DRt)

107 Posted by: Soothsayer at December 01, 2016 09:12 PM (qWvcB)


I smiled the whole time. Thanks!

Posted by: Infidel at December 01, 2016 09:21 PM (a62hT)

108 End Hate. Why didn't somebody think of that before?

And what ever happened to End Hunger? Did the left end hunger or just get tired of that slogan?

Posted by: Ripley at December 01, 2016 09:21 PM (NbRJx)

109 >>Let Phil sing!


For someone with perfect pitch, poor Phil can't seem to find a note when he's singing.

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2016 09:21 PM (MQZBa)

110 Nice Mattis meme

https://pbs.tw___.com/media/Cx_Q11PUkAEDoLl.jpg

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at December 01, 2016 09:21 PM (Om16U)

111 RIP Manuel
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2016 09:19 PM (auHtY)
---
Que?

I will always think of Manuel calling the O'Reillys "The Orally men".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 01, 2016 09:21 PM (EnKk6)

112 #94: Excellent choice, IMO! She's already demonstrated an impressive ability to clean up corrupt and wasteful bureaucracies.

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 01, 2016 09:22 PM (0OG8D)

113 >>JS, I picked up a Make America Grateful Again shirt at Citi lot. It is awesome.

That's one I gotta see.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2016 09:22 PM (/tuJf)

114 Basil is dead?


Posted by: Soothsayer at December 01, 2016 09:20 PM


Decades ago, I'm sure. Rodents don't live that long.

Posted by: otho at December 01, 2016 09:22 PM (lmIoG)

115 94
SARAH PALIN IN THE RUNNING FOR VA
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 01, 2016 09:19 PM (zu88C)


*puts on rain gear in case Guy Who Can't Stop Splooging shows up*

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 01, 2016 09:22 PM (sdi6R)

116 Well I'm hooked now- WOW.

Posted by: Fritz62 at December 01, 2016 09:22 PM (txGCj)

117
remember 'ALLO 'ALLO?

Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at December 01, 2016 09:22 PM (qWvcB)

118 Bed Had, are you here lurking, perchance?

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 01, 2016 09:22 PM (+eR2D)

119 The education establishment would be the re-education establishment if it could.

Posted by: CitizenX at December 01, 2016 09:22 PM (mvyKt)

120 97, more like make it stop!

Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 01, 2016 09:22 PM (M3DRt)

121 #108: Don't forget ending homelessness. That's a big one with them, too, and ends up going nowhere just like all their other "end X" campaigns.

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 01, 2016 09:23 PM (0OG8D)

122 How long before MeAgain has her on?

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 01, 2016 09:23 PM (wD9H7)

123 *puts on rain gear in case Guy Who Can't Stop Splooging shows up*

Don't worry, I've got the dry heaves, now. Still popping, but nothing coming out.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 01, 2016 09:24 PM (DW+jj)

124 End Hate. Why didn't somebody think of that before?

And what ever happened to End Hunger? Did the left end hunger or just get tired of that slogan?
Posted by: Ripley
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Save a tree! Use plastic bags.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 01, 2016 09:24 PM (ZO497)

125 19 Do you think she still has her clit?

Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive


Yes, in a jar of formaldehyde on her little desk.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 01, 2016 09:24 PM (iWW0H)

126 Oceana's Ministry of Truth would be jealous how the MSM plays these idiots.

Posted by: Ripley at December 01, 2016 09:24 PM (NbRJx)

127 Daily Kos @dailykos 25 minutes ago

Donald Trump will soon gain ability to text messages to every American cell phone at once

====


WHO WAS PHONE???



TRUMP!!!


Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 01, 2016 09:24 PM (zu88C)

128 Garrett, he got better. The politics suck here in the North Bay, but at least we have Terrapin Crossroads. Having stood 4 feet from Phil as he sang Ripple with no microphone, around a campfire, I can testify that the guy can sing now.

Posted by: Splunge at December 01, 2016 09:25 PM (iMxBJ)

129 I like Palin for the VA, because the Vets will ADORE her and she will clean that shit up.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at December 01, 2016 09:25 PM (lkEum)

130 94
SARAH PALIN IN THE RUNNING FOR VA
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 01, 2016 09:19 PM (zu88C)

____

That's just rumor I think, nobody has confirmed she's in the running from the Trump camp.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 01, 2016 09:25 PM (wD9H7)

131 Keeping Nancy Pelosi as Minority Leader and putting Keith Ellison as DNC Chair is brilliance. Brilliance I tell you. - Ronald Reagan's ghost

Posted by: Jethro the Bodine at December 01, 2016 09:25 PM (GYIPg)

132 Well said, Warden.

Posted by: Seems legit at December 01, 2016 09:26 PM (U+nHb)

133 I'd also like to see her at Interior.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at December 01, 2016 09:26 PM (lkEum)

134 I blame this shit on Sally Struthers

Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 01, 2016 09:26 PM (hk1x8)

135 #127: Oh! I hadn't even thought of that yet. That's awesome!

Go bigly or go home, eh?

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 01, 2016 09:26 PM (0OG8D)

136 Daily Kos @dailykos 25 minutes ago

Donald Trump will soon gain ability to text messages to every American cell phone at once


They'll never admit they were hoping Obaka and his Witch Understudy were going to use it as an official Federal news venue.

ALLES KLAR, HERR KOMMISSAR!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 01, 2016 09:26 PM (1G5R8)

137 I saw Trump introduce Ratdog at a Beacon show in 2007. That was odd. Does he own the Beacon Theatre?

Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 01, 2016 09:27 PM (M3DRt)

138 I would like to express my support for Keith Ellison as DNC chair. Or that gay dude who made the embarrassing video.

Posted by: Splunge at December 01, 2016 09:27 PM (iMxBJ)

139 Bradford is awful.

Posted by: eleven at December 01, 2016 09:27 PM (qUNWi)

140 And what ever happened to End Hunger? Did the left end hunger or just get tired of that slogan?


They finally realized to their disappointment that no one is hungry. In fact, we have an obesity problem, and it's most severe among the poorest people.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2016 09:27 PM (SRKgf)

141 Oh, I kid about Phil.

I am a confirmed Head.

Although, I got off the Bus well before Jerry died. Never got back on, either.

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2016 09:28 PM (MQZBa)

142 The DNC isn't stupid enough to actually give the job to Ellison....is it?

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 01, 2016 09:28 PM (wD9H7)

143 When you go to the trouble of making yourself a perpetual victim any differering opinion is perceived as hate.

Posted by: Guam tipper at December 01, 2016 09:28 PM (/DvFd)

144 I don't need to take a stand to hate. I can hate just fine sitting down.

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at December 01, 2016 09:28 PM (nvMvs)

145 Daily Kos @dailykos 25 minutes ago

Donald Trump will soon gain ability to text messages to every American cell phone at once



First he was invading dreams now he's taking over our phones!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2016 09:28 PM (auHtY)

146 sally would have made em go in for tv repair degrees so don't blame her

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at December 01, 2016 09:28 PM (U0lQa)

147 Or that gay dude who made the embarrassing video.
Posted by: Splunge


Way to narrow it down.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 01, 2016 09:28 PM (1G5R8)

148 "There's a penguin on the television!, No, wait, it's a golden scalp weasel."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2016 09:28 PM (MiBfH)

149 134 I blame this shit on Sally Struthers
Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 01, 2016 09:26 PM (hk1x



Who hadn't missed too many meals herself.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2016 09:29 PM (SRKgf)

150 Bradford is awful.
Posted by: eleven
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Brittle limbs.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 01, 2016 09:29 PM (ZO497)

151 Now.

Hot Tuna I will travel to see.

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2016 09:29 PM (MQZBa)

152 #133: Yeah, she was actually my first choice for Interior, too, because it lines up so nicely with her work as Alaska's Governor.

But, she would do a great job as the head of the VA, too, and I want the vets to get the best help they can get, so I'm happy with her in that post, too.

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 01, 2016 09:29 PM (0OG8D)

153 If you don't finish your hot dogs, Uncle Adrian is gonna pull out his switch.

Posted by: Roy at December 01, 2016 09:29 PM (fWLrt)

154 109 >>Let Phil sing!


For someone with perfect pitch, poor Phil can't seem to find a note when he's singing.
Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2016 09:21 PM (MQZBa)
====

Yah! Well don't go by my taste. I loved Donna Jean Godcheaux's singing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 01, 2016 09:29 PM (EZebt)

155 WTF is that freakshow Kos talking about? The feds can already send texts. King Barracka set it up it long ago

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 01, 2016 09:29 PM (wD9H7)

156
I would like to express my support for Keith Ellison as DNC chair. Or that gay dude who made the embarrassing video.
Posted by: Splunge


Could they both win?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2016 09:30 PM (IqV8l)

157 Way to narrow it down.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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lol...lol

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 01, 2016 09:30 PM (ZO497)

158 >>I loved Donna Jean Godcheaux's singing.


She could stop cats from fucking, that one.

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2016 09:30 PM (MQZBa)

159 "'Fawlty Towers' Actor Andrew Sachs Dies at 86



RIP Manuel

Posted by: TheQuietMan"

Well shit.

I'd just dug my Fawlty Towers collection out *yesterday* to rewatch them.

What hellacious timing.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 01, 2016 09:30 PM (w+Jhj)

160 129 I like Palin for the VA, because the Vets will ADORE her and she will clean that shit up.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at December 01, 2016 09:25 PM (lkEum)

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If she visits injured vets, there will be a lotttttt of cleaning up when she leaves. IYKWIM

Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 01, 2016 09:30 PM (hk1x8)

161 142 The DNC isn't stupid enough to actually give the job to Ellison....is it?
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 01, 2016 09:28 PM (wD9H7)



Shhhh. Be vewy vewy quiet ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2016 09:30 PM (SRKgf)

162 Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2016 09:28 PM (MQZBa)

Saw them before Garcia died, when they were touring with Dylan.

They were all clean and very professional and tight and it was kind of disappointing.

I did like The Dead, though, Joan Osborne did a great job on her gig with them.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at December 01, 2016 09:30 PM (lkEum)

163 141' you should give this lineup a chance.

Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 01, 2016 09:30 PM (M3DRt)

164 >>Yah! Well don't go by my taste. I loved Donna Jean Godcheaux's singing.

ugh

Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2016 09:30 PM (/tuJf)

165 Donald Trump will soon gain ability to text messages to every American cell phone at once


And TFG can do that today. BFD. What Obama can't do is his f*cking job though.

Posted by: Roy at December 01, 2016 09:31 PM (fWLrt)

166 I know every generation says it, but these kids are annoying as hell. Much more than my generation.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 01, 2016 09:31 PM (Xuv2G)

167 >Saw them before Garcia died, when they were touring with Dylan.


Oh, god.

I saw a few or more shows that tour...yikes.


Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2016 09:31 PM (MQZBa)

168 Sarah will have a position in the Trump Admin. She was one of his earliest supporters, not tainted with any scandal, and by the Good Lord, nothing of a filthy rino.

I like the Idea of her at the VA although she is more than qualified to run several different agencies.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 01, 2016 09:31 PM (d76uN)

169 I've decided my go-to comment to any and every Muzzie woman who ever tries to tell me how awesome Islam is will be:

"Do you still have your clit?"

mic drop

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2016 09:31 PM (PY9jH)

170 WTF is that freakshow Kos talking about? The feds can already send texts. King Barracka set it up it long ago

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 01, 2016 09:29 PM (wD9H7)

But the Left is panicking now that they realize that Trump will be getting the keys to the Textomatic.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2016 09:31 PM (MiBfH)

171 Daily Kos @dailykos 25 minutes ago

Donald Trump will soon gain ability to text messages to every American cell phone at once

I thought the Feds already implemented that?

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 01, 2016 09:31 PM (Jcg9Q)

172 IYKWIM
Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 01, 2016 09:30 PM (hk1x

I know just what you mean; it's exactly what I meant, and I think it would be freaking awesome... like a permanent USO Tour, amirite?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at December 01, 2016 09:32 PM (lkEum)

173 I think Mittens should get VA. If there's a guy who knows how to turn around clusterfuck organizations, it's him. Plus it's not really political in nature, he could still be a NeverTrump d-bag and do a good job turning the VA around. Win-win for everyone.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 01, 2016 09:32 PM (wD9H7)

174 "I blame this shit on Sally Struthers

Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 01, 2016 09:26 PM (hk1x





Who hadn't missed too many meals herself.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara"
Why yes, I *do* have a chocolate yum yum bar in my pocket Ms. Struthers..

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 01, 2016 09:32 PM (w+Jhj)

175 Daily Kos @dailykos 25 minutes ago

Donald Trump will soon gain ability to text messages to every American cell phone at once.


You idiot KOS readers do know that you can disable that feature, right? Such dumbassery...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 01, 2016 09:32 PM (LNoBv)

176 For many generations, old people have been saying that the new generation sucked.

They were bound to be right eventually. It's just coincidence that it happened when I was one of them.

Posted by: Splunge at December 01, 2016 09:32 PM (iMxBJ)

177 75 Abdul The Terrorist missed his chance to be the first 18 year old client of Hair Club For Men. Very impressive case of male pattern baldness on that dead jihadi head.
Posted by: Splunge at December 01, 2016 09:14 PM (iMxBJ)

As someone mentioned the other day, it will be interesting to see the age established at autopsy. Unless that information gets suppressed "for our own good".

Posted by: One Eyed Fat Man at December 01, 2016 09:32 PM (brIR5)

178 129 I like Palin for the VA, because the Vets will ADORE her and she will clean that shit up.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at December 01, 2016 09:25 PM (lkEum)

--------

If she visits injured vets, there will be a lotttttt of cleaning up when she leaves. IYKWIM
Posted by: The guy with the hair


Problem is with the thick layer of bureaucrats between the head of the agency and the actual vets.

The bureaucratic state is not going to go quietly into the night, and Sarah may not have the skill set it will take to dispatch them. I think she's more likely than not to be rolled.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 01, 2016 09:33 PM (1G5R8)

179 And TFG can do that today. BFD. What Obama can't do is his f*cking job though.

Posted by: Roy at December 01, 2016 09:31 PM (fWLrt)



Imagine how Obongo must feel right now. He was elected Prom King on the basis of being the head Negro, but in the total absence of discernible accomplishment before or after entering office.

Here's Trump evincing more leadership before he even sets foot in the White House than Barky did in eight years there.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2016 09:33 PM (SRKgf)

180 Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2016 09:31 PM (MQZBa)

I much preferred the shows of previous decades!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at December 01, 2016 09:33 PM (lkEum)

181 Yeah cause Trump is totes gonna start texting everyone willy nilly. These people are as fucking retarded as the girl in the video here.

Posted by: james at December 01, 2016 09:33 PM (jxw6R)

182 How about we just get rid of the VA and give vets a voucher with which they can buy health insurance plans?

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 01, 2016 09:34 PM (wD9H7)

183 Noice.

Posted by: Me at December 01, 2016 09:34 PM (8EwOR)

184 Sarah will have a position in the Trump Admin. She
was one of his earliest supporters, not tainted with any scandal, and by
the Good Lord, nothing of a filthy rino.



I like the Idea of her at the VA although she is more than qualified to run several different agencies.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 01, 2016 09:31 PM (d76uN)


I'd rather see her in another position.

There are hundreds of highly qualified, educated veterans who would be more than capable of cleaning out the VA.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2016 09:34 PM (PY9jH)

185 As someone mentioned the other day, it will be interesting to see the age established at autopsy. Unless that information gets suppressed "for our own good".

Posted by: One Eyed Fat Man at December 01, 2016 09:32 PM (brIR5)

Do they saw a leg off and count the rings? Or is like a horse, and you go by the teeth?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2016 09:34 PM (MiBfH)

186 >>>It is time we all take a stand to hate.

Wait, so they're actually in favor of deporting all Somalians and Syrians?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 01, 2016 09:34 PM (rH4JY)

187 The Left is pulling back.

Before: Trump will put all brown people in camps! Horrible!
Now: Trump might text us! Horrible!

Posted by: Splunge at December 01, 2016 09:35 PM (iMxBJ)

188 Somalis tend to bald that way, though...hell, their natural state is a little sparse on the fo'head and back a ways. Kinda like a certain group of Brazilians, very odd look.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at December 01, 2016 09:35 PM (lkEum)

189
Donald Trump will soon gain ability to text messages to every American cell phone at once

===


I think they mean after his inauguration.

Or the KOStards are concerned about Trump invading their mindthoughts and their tweetphones.

With his mind.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 01, 2016 09:35 PM (zu88C)

190 The male pattern baldness can kick in quite early. As I was rambling about the other night, a buddy of mine from high school had that happen. It was just a couple years after or so, and I saw him again, and he had gone full pattern bald.

It was hard not to stare at him. I didn't know who he was at first, and when I realized it was him, I just couldn't hardly stop staring. He should've just shaved his head. It would've looked better, poor guy.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 01, 2016 09:35 PM (DW+jj)

191 Just watch how unhinged these turd buglers get when Trump accomplishes more in the first 100 days than Obumbles did during his whole two terms. It's going to become very clear very soon how much of a slack ass loser Obama truly was.

Posted by: james at December 01, 2016 09:35 PM (jxw6R)

192 I can see Trump texting something like Happy Independence Day and the left freaking out and calling it an example of fascism and jingoism. It would be troll-tastic as the left/MSM couldn't help themselves telling America why saying happy birthday America is a bad thing.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 01, 2016 09:36 PM (wD9H7)

193 "The DNC isn't stupid enough to actually give the job to Ellison....is it?


Posted by: #neverskankles"

Whatever are you talking about?

Posted by: Re-elected House Minorty Leader Nancy Pelois at December 01, 2016 09:36 PM (NbRJx)

194 Oh please please please please please make Keef Ellison DNC chair.

He'll go over really well with the Dem's Jewish base.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2016 09:36 PM (PY9jH)

195 There are hundreds of highly qualified, educated veterans who would be more than capable of cleaning out the VA.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2016 09:34 PM (PY9jH)

Yea, but Jane, the Vets want to look at the Beauty not more Beasts!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at December 01, 2016 09:36 PM (lkEum)

196 I'm pretty sure I could get John Mayer to fly me to any one of those shows.

I just don't want to sell him that guitar.

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2016 09:36 PM (MQZBa)

197 >>I much preferred the shows of previous decades!


I wish I had been born early enough to see the when they were Pigpen's Band.

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2016 09:37 PM (MQZBa)

198 "We're sorry. He's from Barcelona."
RIP sir.

Posted by: Dr Alice at December 01, 2016 09:37 PM (LaT54)

199 Uh, this is THEEE ohio state you know - did anyone expect intelligent thought?

Posted by: Django Swine Fart at December 01, 2016 09:38 PM (g9d8D)

200 Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2016 09:36 PM (PY9jH)


I'm afraid to post anything about Ellison for fear that it might alert the Dems to the perfect storm this might create for them!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 01, 2016 09:38 PM (wCEn4)

201 >>I just don't want to sell him that guitar.

How did you end up with so many guitars? Were you in the business?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2016 09:38 PM (/tuJf)

202
'Fawlty Towers' Actor Andrew Sachs Dies at 86









RIP Manuel

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2016 09:19 PM (auHtY)


He was wonderful. RIP

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 01, 2016 09:39 PM (tHwdc)

203 #181: Nah, let's allow them to worry that Trump is gonna hook that shit right up to his Twitter account.

Their tears will be delicious !

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 01, 2016 09:39 PM (0OG8D)

204 Barry wasn't able to use a pen and a phone like Trump did at Carrier...but he did bring the OSU stabber's job to Ohio!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 01, 2016 09:39 PM (Ndje9)

205 I just don't want to sell him that guitar.
Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2016 09:36 PM (MQZBa)

Don't sell that nasty fucker anything. I"ve heard he likes to be crapped on.

I mean, unless you can retire off hat he'll pay, then by all means do it!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at December 01, 2016 09:39 PM (lkEum)

206 Ugh. Gotta go lie down. Hope this nausea goes away. Have a slight fever as well.

Husband texted me from the oyster roast I insisted he go to, "I miss you. We could be dancing to 70's music right now."

He's sweet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2016 09:39 PM (PY9jH)

207 Goodnight, 'rons.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 01, 2016 09:39 PM (+eR2D)

208 Garrett, saw them a lot in 89, the yr of the "Downhill From Here" Alpine Valley shows. D&C shows remind me of late 80s GD shows, setlists wise.

Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 01, 2016 09:39 PM (M3DRt)

209 How about we just get rid of the VA and give vets a voucher with which they can buy health insurance plans?

Posted by: #neverskankles

- - - - - - -

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the next VA Director - NeverSkankles!!

Posted by: MSTisdale at December 01, 2016 09:40 PM (g9d8D)

210 Bradford is hurt.

Might be a good thing for the Vikes.

Posted by: eleven at December 01, 2016 09:40 PM (qUNWi)

211 >>How did you end up with so many guitars? Were you in the business?


I started chasing / buying vintage guitars when I was 12.

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2016 09:40 PM (MQZBa)

212 Donald Trump will soon gain ability to text messages to every American cell phone at once


I hope it's somehting like "Ladies and Gentlemen, Tehran is now a radioactive parking lot."

Posted by: Roy at December 01, 2016 09:40 PM (fWLrt)

213 How come there's no white boys in that video?

/s

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 01, 2016 09:40 PM (Jcg9Q)

214 >>I started chasing / buying vintage guitars when I was 12.

That was smart.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2016 09:40 PM (/tuJf)

215 The bureaucratic state is not going to go quietly into the night, and Sarah may not have the skill set it will take to dispatch them. I think she's more likely than not to be rolled.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at Dec

-------

If she does get VA or any cabinet level appt, she will have President Donald J "Trump, Hugely and Bigly behind her.

And Mad Dog can always bring the artillery if they want to go that route

Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 01, 2016 09:41 PM (hk1x8)

216 I can see Trump texting something like Happy Independence Day

====

#MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

BIGLY!!!

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 01, 2016 09:41 PM (zu88C)

217 The sentence makes it sound like you should hate. STAND TO HATE

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at December 01, 2016 09:41 PM (J70i0)

218 Continued from #203: I, for one, look forward to presidential alerts reminding us that Rosie O'Donnell is a fat, ugly pig!

No, I really don't think this will happen (nor should it, really). I just thought it'd be funny to put that idea out there.

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 01, 2016 09:41 PM (0OG8D)

219 Husband texted me from the oyster roast ..

----
Ah... old folk remedy for biliousness. Steamed oysters.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 01, 2016 09:42 PM (ZO497)

220 Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2016 09:37 PM (MQZBa)

Ditto.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at December 01, 2016 09:42 PM (lkEum)

221 Trump should declare his undying support for #CALEXIT.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 01, 2016 09:43 PM (wD9H7)

222 Yeah. Wish I had the chance to hold on to just a few of the crazy pieces I sold over the years...but, then I likely wouldn't have the ones I have now.

My old man was into vintage autos (and at one point played rhythm guitar with some guys who became the Rascals), I learned the value of Clean Original Vintage early.

He always had an old Jazzmaster around and I got hooked, early.

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2016 09:43 PM (MQZBa)

223 219 Husband texted me from the oyster roast ..

----
Ah... old folk remedy for biliousness. Steamed oysters.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc


Well then, steamed oysters for the entire Democrat Party.

Posted by: Roy at December 01, 2016 09:43 PM (fWLrt)

224
Oh please please please please please make Keef Ellison DNC chair.

He'll go over really well with the Dem's Jewish base.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


ADL has come out against him.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2016 09:44 PM (IqV8l)

225 The bureaucratic state is not going to go quietly into the night, and Sarah may not have the skill set it will take to dispatch them. I think she's more likely than not to be rolled.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at Dec

___

That's why you just close the whole fucker down.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 01, 2016 09:44 PM (wD9H7)

226 Great post.

Posted by: Cate at December 01, 2016 09:44 PM (Nmqbg)

227 hope it's somehting like "Ladies and Gentlemen, Tehran is now a radioactive parking lot."
Posted by: Roy at December 01, 2016 09:40 PM (

----

"A few survived, buy they are glowing bigly, so we are just shooting them in the dark."

Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 01, 2016 09:44 PM (hk1x8)

228 7-3 Dallas at the turn.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 01, 2016 09:45 PM (0F67M)

229 dear ohio state numbnuts,
my give a fuck meter broke on 9/11. my love meter for vermin never worked why don't you peddle your sjw shit to the idiots who give a fuck. i, for one quit caring how you think i should feel.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 01, 2016 09:45 PM (KP5rU)

230 How can you have an oyster roast without Dean Martin? Or Foster Brooks? Seems sacreligious, somehow.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2016 09:46 PM (MiBfH)

231 So the real question is does #calexit into independent status, or the ocean, first?

Over/under on each?

Posted by: Taliesin at December 01, 2016 09:46 PM (K93No)

232 HGTV

Please go full ESPN.

Please.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 01, 2016 09:46 PM (zu88C)

233 I'd also like to see her at Interior.

I'd like to see her at my house!

Posted by: free tibet, and all that other sh*t at December 01, 2016 09:47 PM (CL76w)

234 They need to put someone at the VA to transition it over to whatever it takes to just let the vets go to whoever they want, and bill the Government.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at December 01, 2016 09:47 PM (lkEum)

235 A Grateful Dead subthread. You don't see that every day.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 01, 2016 09:47 PM (sdi6R)

236 I remember learning to speed read so I could get through the Pennysaver as fast as possible.

Then arguing with my parents that I'd already done my homework! AND my chores! to get a ride three towns over to go look at an old guitar.

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2016 09:47 PM (MQZBa)

237 Do they saw a leg off and count the rings? Or is like a horse, and you go by the teeth?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2016 09:34 PM (MiBfH)

There are certain structures that don't close until predictable ages. Such as the growth plates at the ends of long bones. And then there's wear and tear at the other end of life. Should be able to tell whether he was 18, or 25.

Posted by: One Eyed Fat Man at December 01, 2016 09:47 PM (brIR5)

238 >>Yeah. Wish I had the chance to hold on to just a few of the crazy pieces I sold over the years...but, then I likely wouldn't have the ones I have now.

One of my mom's best friends was the wife of a fairly famous rock/blues guitarist who had two hobbies, restoring Ferraris and collecting guitars.

He still has a pretty awesome collection of guitars. Aside from the monetary value some of them are just cool by their heritage.

Of course, I would have rather had the Ferraris but he wasn't offering either.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2016 09:48 PM (/tuJf)

239 225 That's why you just close the whole fucker down.
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 01, 2016 09:44 PM (wD9H7)


Exactly. Start privatizing, bigly. Why does the VA need its own hospitals? Government hospitals are going to suck as long as they are Government hospitals.

Posted by: Splunge at December 01, 2016 09:48 PM (iMxBJ)

240 I've seen some clips of the current band / lineup and it is genuinely not bad...approaching good, even.

but Bobby, Micky and no Phil?

(No Billy, either?)

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2016 09:49 PM (MQZBa)

241 >>Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2016 09:48 PM (/tuJf)


Have you seen what 4 Cams are going for!?

It's fucking insanity.

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2016 09:50 PM (MQZBa)

242 Or is like a horse, and you go by the teeth?

No, that's how you tell how British someone is

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 01, 2016 09:50 PM (6FqZa)

243 There are certain structures that don't close until predictable ages. Such as the growth plates at the ends of long bones. And then there's wear and tear at the other end of life. Should be able to tell whether he was 18, or 25.

Posted by: One Eyed Fat Man at December 01, 2016 09:47 PM (brIR5)

Good answer, thanks. I didn't think there was a way of precisely determining the age of a cadaver, but you can set a range on it, then.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2016 09:50 PM (MiBfH)

244 Yeah. Wish I had the chance to hold on to just a few of the crazy pieces
I sold over the years...but, then I likely wouldn't have the ones I
have now.



My old man was into vintage autos (and at one point played rhythm
guitar with some guys who became the Rascals), I learned the value of
Clean Original Vintage early.



He always had an old Jazzmaster around and I got hooked, early.


I have a 2008 MIM Strat that the previous owner installed an MIA pickguard. It does that "clean, jangly" sound like nobody's business. And when I put a overdrive and/or distortion pedal in front of my tube amp, it'll give me a G-n-R level of pure rock. I couldn't be happier with my set up.

Posted by: Crusader at December 01, 2016 09:50 PM (OXPMi)

245 LOL, Zim!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at December 01, 2016 09:51 PM (lkEum)

246 The John Mayer lineup is good, and yet utterly fails to grab me. I'd rather see Phil, but I sure wish that Jackie Greene was still involved. He was such a perfect fit.

Posted by: Splunge at December 01, 2016 09:51 PM (iMxBJ)

247 There are certain structures that don't close until predictable ages. Such as the growth plates at the ends of long bones. And then there's wear and tear at the other end of life. Should be able to tell whether he was 18, or 25.


Let's carbon date him.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 01, 2016 09:51 PM (0F67M)

248 That's why you just close the whole fucker down.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 01, 2016 09:44 PM (wD9H7)


There you go again, making sense! Don't you understand how government is supposed to work in a socialist state!

Oh wait, we might not be in a socialist state after Jan 20 2017...

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 01, 2016 09:51 PM (wCEn4)

249
President Trump mentioned the muslim attack at OSU but he shouldve mentioned the hero with a gun who stopped that muslim animal.

Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at December 01, 2016 09:51 PM (qWvcB)

250
Let's carbon date him.

Like Jabba did to Han.

Right?

Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at December 01, 2016 09:52 PM (qWvcB)

251 That's why you just close the whole fucker down.
Posted by: #neverskankles


No argument here, but that's still going to be 1001 lawsuits to stop it. The deviousness of the DC cesspool is ceaseless.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 01, 2016 09:52 PM (1G5R8)

252 The Left is taking shots at FIXER UPPER ? ?




Yeah. That plus Keith Ellison and Nancy Pelosi should insure Dem relegation to the dustbin of history.

#winnninnng

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 01, 2016 09:52 PM (zu88C)

253
I'd also like to see her at Interior.



I'd like to see her at my house!


Ah, I see I missed a Sarah Palin post!

Posted by: Crusader at December 01, 2016 09:52 PM (OXPMi)

254 Billy is on board.

Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 01, 2016 09:53 PM (M3DRt)

255 Try to imagine how much vodka Hillary is putting down each night these days.

Posted by: Splunge at December 01, 2016 09:53 PM (iMxBJ)

256 >>>'Fawlty Towers' Actor Andrew Sachs Dies at 86


Que?

Posted by: ¡Jeb! at December 01, 2016 09:53 PM (rH4JY)

257 >>Have you seen what 4 Cams are going for!?

It's fucking insanity.

>>Mindnumbing what people will pay for cars. I dropped my TR6 off at a winter storage facility today that is full of porsches, cobras, a couple ferraris and some lesser beings like vintage vettes and my not worthy TR6.

I can't image the value of the vehicles in that place but it sure was nice to drool.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2016 09:53 PM (/tuJf)

258 >>Posted by: Crusader at December 01, 2016 09:50 PM (OXPMi)


Nice. I have a couple strats, but I am more of a Soapbar / P90 kinda guy.

Love the JMasters and the early LP Goldtops and Specials

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2016 09:53 PM (MQZBa)

259 213 How come there's no white boys in that video?

/s

---

He's there. By the camera. In a chair. Bound and gagged. Eyelids stapled open.

Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at December 01, 2016 09:54 PM (4QKpw)

260


President Elect Trump should do a cameo on Fixer Upper.



Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 01, 2016 09:54 PM (zu88C)

261 i've been waiting for a topic like this, knew i wouldn't wait long. my question is how much effect do these sjw's actually have on a college campus? we hear a lot of their hijinks, but what effect do they really have? do any students or recent students have any experiences or anecdotes they can relate?

i expect if you're in the sciences the sjw's have little effect. but your social life might be effected.

this might, nay would, be an interesting topic for a post/thread/whateveryoucallit.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 01, 2016 09:54 PM (WTSFk)

262 I meant,
¿Que?

Posted by: ¡Jeb! at December 01, 2016 09:55 PM (rH4JY)

263 Ace, I really appreciate all the quality content you've been putting out on the plight of the neglected white working class. Their economic concerns and anxieties really need to be put front and center of the political conversation going into 2017, and I really appreciate you leading the online discussion on this topic.

Posted by: reform highlander at December 01, 2016 09:55 PM (xf3KI)

264 Jackie Greene is awesome. He was great on the last Black Crowes tour as well

Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 01, 2016 09:55 PM (M3DRt)

265 The bureaucratic state is not going to go quietly into the night, and
Sarah may not have the skill set it will take to dispatch them. I think
she's more likely than not to be rolled.
========================

Bullsh*t.

Posted by: mrp at December 01, 2016 09:55 PM (JBggj)

266 Wait, what happened to Lesh?!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at December 01, 2016 09:55 PM (lkEum)

267 Try to imagine how much vodka Hillary is putting down each night these days.
Posted by: Splunge


I'm putting money on Oct 2017 as the month the Clintoon Foundation announces that she has a serious condition. That's fundraising season.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 01, 2016 09:56 PM (1G5R8)

268 ¡:

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 01, 2016 09:56 PM (d76uN)

269 MeAgain is hawking the book.


THAT'S the reason for the slightly rightward swing tonight.




TRUMP ON HANNITY NOW NOW NOW

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 01, 2016 09:56 PM (zu88C)

270 Refusing to condemn murder is an act of love.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 01, 2016 09:56 PM (nIGPZ)

271 266 Wait, what happened to Lesh?!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at December 01, 2016 09:55 PM (lkEum)


What? Nothing. He's fine. Well, he needed a new liver, but he's thanked the donor at every show I've seen.

Posted by: Splunge at December 01, 2016 09:56 PM (iMxBJ)

272 they're not doing as badly as I expected

not yet, anyway

being live streamed free on twitter

https://twitter.com/Vikings

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at December 01, 2016 09:56 PM (XoldI)

273 Well, time to hit the shower, and sluice off the dust of today's work on the house reno project. Made satisfying progress today, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2016 09:57 PM (MiBfH)

274


TRUMP LIVE ON HANNITY

FOX

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 01, 2016 09:57 PM (zu88C)

275 Phil basically has a residency with various Friends at In Port Chester due to Peter Shapiro.

Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 01, 2016 09:57 PM (M3DRt)

276
What is the status of Buzz Aldrin, dead or alive?

Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at December 01, 2016 09:58 PM (qWvcB)

277 267 I'm putting money on Oct 2017 as the month the Clintoon Foundation announces that she has a serious condition. That's fundraising season.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 01, 2016 09:56 PM (1G5R


Really? I'd have put money on her condition becoming obvious well before then. Had she been elected, I'd have been willing to put serious money on her not surviving her first term. Whatever she has, I think it's really bad.

Posted by: Splunge at December 01, 2016 09:58 PM (iMxBJ)

278
I thought Aldrin died a long time ago, to be honest.

Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at December 01, 2016 09:58 PM (qWvcB)

279 The SJWs know evil...and they like the taste of it.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 01, 2016 09:58 PM (MZcWR)

280 Abdul The Terrorist missed his chance to be the first 18 year old client of Hair Club For Men. Very impressive case of male pattern baldness on that dead jihadi head.

Now you see why sex changes are good? If Abdul had had one, he'd be a) peaceful and gentle, b) not bald. I think all Somali refugees should be required to get a sex change.

Posted by: Cait Jenner at December 01, 2016 09:58 PM (rH4JY)

281 If I were on twitter, my hashtag reply to every one of these tweets would be #DoneEatingYourShit

Until I was banned. Which I imagine, given twitter, would be quickly.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 01, 2016 09:58 PM (RalNH)

282 Do I sense a theme today.

Posted by: USNtakim at December 01, 2016 09:59 PM (hMqvx)

283 I thought Aldrin died a long time ago, to be honest.

He's a dancer and a boxer.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 01, 2016 09:59 PM (0F67M)

284
Trump talking about THE WALL on FOX

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 01, 2016 09:59 PM (zu88C)

285 Thanks for the Trump alert, Mort.
I would have missed Trump if not for you.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 01, 2016 09:59 PM (6IPEM)

286 'Fawlty Towers' Actor Andrew Sachs Dies at 86

He's restin'.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 01, 2016 09:59 PM (nIGPZ)

287 ONT is up.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 01, 2016 09:59 PM (EnKk6)

288
He's a dancer and a boxer.

A midnight toker, also?

Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at December 01, 2016 09:59 PM (qWvcB)

289 278
I thought Aldrin died a long time ago, to be honest.
Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at December 01, 2016 09:58 PM (qWvcB)


The guy is too tough to die. There's a wonderful video of him punching out some conspiracy theorist. Might have been a "moon landing was faked" loon, but I don't remember.

Posted by: Splunge at December 01, 2016 10:00 PM (iMxBJ)

290 I thought Aldrin died a long time ago, to be honest.

Not while there's hippies that need punching.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 01, 2016 10:00 PM (nIGPZ)

291 Posted by: Splunge at December 01, 2016 09:56 PM (iMxBJ)

Ph yea, he's been doing that for years and asking people to do it, too.

They were talking upthread about "without Phil" and I thought maybe he'd kicked it,but I guess they just meant he's not touring with the rest.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at December 01, 2016 10:00 PM (lkEum)

292
He's there. By the camera. In a chair. Bound and gagged. Eyelids stapled open.
Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at December 01, 2016 09:54 PM (4QKpw)

His name is Winston

Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 01, 2016 10:00 PM (hk1x8)

293 Posted by: L, Elle

===



It's all for you , m'lady.

All for you!


: )

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 01, 2016 10:00 PM (zu88C)

294 280 I think all Somali refugees should be required to get a sex change.
Posted by: Cait Jenner at December 01, 2016 09:58 PM (rH4JY)


I find this idea strangely appealing.

Posted by: Splunge at December 01, 2016 10:00 PM (iMxBJ)

295 Never heard of this joker buy at least he kept his promise to leave if Trump got elected.

AMF

http://preview.tinyurl.com/zn6fz9e

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 01, 2016 10:01 PM (d76uN)

296 I remember being on a movie forum all the time in 2001.
This was a place that wasn't overly political or worldly. And as soon as WTC attack happened, it turned into "YEAH BUT WHAT ABOUT THE PALASTINIANS" all over the place.

This behavior is too tone-deaf to pass the Turing test.


Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 01, 2016 10:01 PM (VdICR)

297 Night L'Elle.

Night Tim!



Big couple of weeks at new job.

End of year stuff.

Joyeux employment'e !!


(fake french)

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 01, 2016 10:03 PM (zu88C)

298 295 Never heard of this joker buy at least he kept his promise to leave if Trump got elected.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zn6fz9e
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 01, 2016 10:01 PM (d76uN)


My hat is off to the guy. Bon Voyage, Liberal Who Sometimes Does Not Lie!

Posted by: Splunge at December 01, 2016 10:04 PM (iMxBJ)

299 Phil is still playing, he is just over touring.

Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 01, 2016 10:04 PM (M3DRt)

300 46 "The disgusting piece of trash who attempted this slaughter was here in this country as a guest, funded by taxpayers like me who've been in the workforce for 20+ years. We literally rescued him and his family"

See also: the Tsarnaev family, who came here claiming "refugee" status, and who (before they blew up the Boston Marathon) sucked down a sum of public money so large that Deval Patrick, the governor of MA at the time, panicked and refused to divulge the figures.
Posted by: torquewrench at December 01, 2016 09:10 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
That.

Posted by: rumcrook at December 01, 2016 10:04 PM (4V3ga)

301 Buzz Aldrin was lowered at one time to push time shares for a living. That should never have to happen to our national heroes.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 01, 2016 10:05 PM (rwyDf)

302 >>>It is time we all take a stand to hate. It's time we all #SpreadLoveEndHate #EndHateOSU #BuckeyeStrong

Nothing wrong with taking a stand against hate, but this is an oddly gutless reaction in that it treats "hate" like something not associated with a person, just kind of floating around out there. In that sense it's almost as bad as the candle light vigil bullshit.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 01, 2016 10:08 PM (rH4JY)

303 Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 01, 2016 10:01 PM (d76uN)

Did he win his Nobel in literature for writing those Nigerian Prince e-mails?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 01, 2016 10:09 PM (rwyDf)

304 And as soon as WTC attack happened, it turned into "YEAH BUT WHAT ABOUT THE PALASTINIANS" all over the place.

This behavior is too tone-deaf to pass the Turing test.

Posted by: BourbonChicken


You joking me? Only a real live human could say something that dumb. A computer would be programmed to say something more appropriate.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 01, 2016 10:12 PM (rH4JY)

305 Yeah, that's cute. Really.

Like I'm totes interested in hearing a lecture about anything from a bunch of barely-adolescents who have to reach for smelling salts if someone chalks "Trump 2016" onto a sidewalk in their campus prog-paradise.

Posted by: DocJ at December 01, 2016 10:12 PM (vOveD)

306 158 >>I loved Donna Jean Godcheaux's singing.

She could stop cats from fucking, that one.
Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2016 09:30 PM (MQZBa)
=====

Imma gonna use that!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 01, 2016 10:19 PM (EZebt)

307 30 Days of Dead is still available at Dead.net

www.dead.net/30daysofdead?intcmp=home/carousel6

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 01, 2016 10:28 PM (84In0)

308 OSU students read this very carefully. Your teachers have been lying to you. Self respect is not something you are given because you simply exist. Self respect - like every other thing worth having is something you have to earn. The PC stuff you are taught in school is designed to keep you from ever developing a mind capable of thinking. All primitive societies have taboos - thoughts and words which are forbidden to the members of those societies. The people behind PC are trying to turn this country into a primitive society. Why would they lie to you? Because they want you to be sheep. Read Animal Farm by George Orwell - the sheep are useful to the leaders - they drown out reason with their bleating.

Wake up before it is too late.


Posted by: An Observation at December 01, 2016 10:54 PM (qAsFD)

309 There's nothing unexpected about this. They are apologists of Islamic terrorism. America is the ultimate evil in their minds and everyone who insults, fights, or kills us are heroes and martyrs.

They rally behind the death of a terrorist because they hope to encourage more. Their work is not done until the free world capitulates to them.

Posted by: Sjg at December 02, 2016 12:30 AM (gDSJf)

310 Synopsis: OSU SJWs tell victims of Islamic mass murder attempt that they need to stop being so hateful

Posted by: Alec Rawls at December 02, 2016 03:28 AM (AphMS)

311 Okay, I finally figured it out. Remember how Abdul Artan was taking a class in micro-aggressions when he decided instead that it was time to "die fighting in the way of Allah" (die trying to murder non-Muslims) and collect his 72 virgins? He had a project due with some classmates THIS WEEK. These are obviously his classmates and this is the project they were working on.

If I recall correctly they were supposed to come up with 15 different ways to micro-aggress against others, so the black girl accuses people of calling her lazy, angry, crazy and "ghetto," the candidate for most un-exotic looking girl ever is somehow ticked off at the idea that someone somewhere might someday call her exotic, etcetera. They probably got to 15.

A-plus kids. You're going to get your SJW degrees in unemployability for sure.

Posted by: Alec Rawls at December 02, 2016 04:41 AM (AphMS)

312 Ha! Perfect!

Posted by: john Phillips at December 02, 2016 07:00 AM (yiGFc)

313 MANUAL is Dead?....he should switch to Hawtimatically OR
Autonoumoose Spanglish driven donkey.... QUE!Quixotic erotic
Basil isn't Fawlty he's the ONLY HERB in the JOINT.

Posted by: saf at December 02, 2016 11:36 AM (+zN6H)

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