Trump Picks "Mad Dog" Mattis for Secretary of Defense?

But Trump spokesman Jason Miller says Trump hasn't made any decision yet.

Maybe Trump just wants the Carrier news to be the story of the day, and doesn't want to give the networks a chance to bury that story in favor of the Mattis one.

The Free Beacon has a list of Matthis' greatest quotes. Among them, the very famous (and rightly so): "Be polite. Be professional. And have a plan to kill everybody you meet."

Here are some I didn't know about, but which are inarguably awesome.

"The first time you blow someone away is not an insignificant event. That said, there are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot."
(Business Insider)
"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all."
(San Diego Union Tribune)
"Find the enemy that wants to end this experiment (in American democracy) and kill every one of them until they're so sick of the killing that they leave us and our freedoms intact."

For the first time in my life as an American, I just had gay thoughts.

My dick just went out and did a Hate Crime.

Posted by: Ace at 06:52 PM

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1 OH IT IS FUCKING ONNNN

Posted by: ThunderB at December 01, 2016 06:48 PM (Wa1o7)

2

Seriously

Im sliding off my chair here

Posted by: ThunderB at December 01, 2016 06:49 PM (Wa1o7)

3 Like, there is no blood in my brain

Posted by: ThunderB at December 01, 2016 06:49 PM (Wa1o7)

4

I may faint

Posted by: ThunderB at December 01, 2016 06:50 PM (Wa1o7)

5 Seriously

Im sliding off my chair here

Posted by: ThunderB

Be more careful with the lube next time.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 01, 2016 06:50 PM (1G5R8)

6 please, please let this be true..please...because it is so fucking awesome!

Posted by: IC at December 01, 2016 06:50 PM (a0IVu)

7 BOING!

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at December 01, 2016 06:50 PM (FqgrG)

8 For the first time in my life as an American, I just had gay thoughts.

For the first time in my life, I wish I was a man, so I could have gay thoughts about Mattis.

Posted by: huerfano at December 01, 2016 06:50 PM (jkkMG)

9

He is going to beat the SJW in the upper echelons to death, with his dick

Posted by: ThunderB at December 01, 2016 06:51 PM (Wa1o7)

10 Schwwwwwiiiinnnggggg !!

Posted by: jsg at December 01, 2016 06:51 PM (W5kbu)

11 please...

Posted by: An Observation at December 01, 2016 06:51 PM (qAsFD)

12

Who

Needs

Lube

Posted by: ThunderB at December 01, 2016 06:51 PM (Wa1o7)

13 I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery.

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2016 06:51 PM (MQZBa)

14 Lots of cleaning up to, just the man for it.....

Posted by: Top secret Yoga Pants at December 01, 2016 06:51 PM (FAs7M)

15 The only thing better than President Trump is Sec Def Mattis.

This almost redeems 2016.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 01, 2016 06:51 PM (UHLlC)

16 I just saw the pic. of Trump and Pence at the Carrier plant. Both of the ties they are wearing are long enough. Way long.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 01, 2016 06:52 PM (CFc5L)

17 MATTIS!

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 01, 2016 06:52 PM (tHwdc)

18 Prager had someone on who thought Mattis and Patraeus would be a good team as Sec of Def and SoS

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2016 06:52 PM (5sOEp)

19

Stupid ROE

GONE

SJW personnel policy

GONE

Focus on War Fighting

BACK

Posted by: ThunderB at December 01, 2016 06:52 PM (Wa1o7)

20 My C.O. at 1/7 when I was in.. Bad Mo'fo. Old school Salty Dog!

Posted by: Semper Gumby at December 01, 2016 06:53 PM (FAs7M)

21 He would need a congressional waiver for this position; I am presuming Congress is not going to be a dick about giving it.

Posted by: IC at December 01, 2016 06:53 PM (a0IVu)

22 The left will absolutely lose their shit. Again!

Posted by: t-bird at December 01, 2016 06:53 PM (k8DTS)

23 Gumby, you're a lucky man.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 01, 2016 06:53 PM (UHLlC)

24 Mattis is also known as the Warrior Monk.

Here's another quote:

Think like men of

ACTION

Act like men of

THOUGHT

Live life with

INTENSITY

And a passion for

EXCELLENCE

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2016 06:53 PM (PY9jH)

25 Maybe we can stop with the pussyacation of the military

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2016 06:53 PM (5sOEp)

26 I'm pounding my pud with all the mechanical fury of an industrial robot gone berserk.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 01, 2016 06:53 PM (0F67M)

27 I have penis envy right now, because I want a real-life boner. I'll have to settle for a virtual one.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 01, 2016 06:53 PM (tHwdc)

28 Hopefully this means no more half-measures or litigated warfare.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 01, 2016 06:54 PM (1G5R8)

29 .

He is a bad bad man

Oh how I love it

Posted by: ThunderB at December 01, 2016 06:54 PM (Wa1o7)

30 This is great! Hope the story holds this time.

Do they have to get some sort of 'special dispensation' because of the 7 year thingy?

Posted by: Tami at December 01, 2016 06:54 PM (Enq6K)

31 "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag and give General Mattis a handy. " - H.L. Mencken

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2016 06:54 PM (MQZBa)

32 The first time you blow someone away is not an insignificant event. That said, there are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.

++++

Didn't that used yo be a legal defense for a murder charge in Texas? The guy just needed killing.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 01, 2016 06:54 PM (R+30W)

33 From the link:

"If he is selected, Mattis will need Congress to pass new legislation to bypass a federal law stating that defense secretaries must not have been on active duty in the previous seven years. That's only happened once since World War II."

Make it fucking happen.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at December 01, 2016 06:54 PM (Iy6JT)

34 Prager had someone on who thought Mattis and Patraeus would be a good team as Sec of Def and SoS
Posted by: Skip

Mattis yes.
General Betrayous? No.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2016 06:55 PM (SgI6S)

35 Fuck you Kelloggs! Say bye bye to your DOD contracts.

Posted by: The Warrior Monk at December 01, 2016 06:55 PM (FAs7M)

36 Jennifer Griffin said earlier that there was already a different atmosphere at DoD just since this leaked earlier this afternoon.

I guess not everybody is on board with Ash Carter's innovative Tranny integration approach to warfighting.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at December 01, 2016 06:55 PM (FqgrG)

37 'I only wish I was half the man Mad Dog is.'

Posted by: Dick Cheney's Warcock at December 01, 2016 06:55 PM (MQZBa)

38 I hope I never have the hear the term 'transgender marine' ever again. *shudder*

Posted by: IC at December 01, 2016 06:56 PM (a0IVu)

39 From the link:

"If he is selected, Mattis will need Congress to pass new legislation to bypass a federal law stating that defense secretaries must not have been on active duty in the previous seven years. That's only happened once since World War II."

FTS. From President Trump's pen and phone.

Precedent is a motherfucker.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2016 06:56 PM (SgI6S)

40 Remember the officer who beat the sh*t out of the Afghan commander who was raping a young boy? The boy's mother had come to the American officer pleading with him to save her son.

Obama's DoD punished the American officer.

That mincing ponce can't be gone soon enough.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2016 06:56 PM (PY9jH)

41 As I said when this was hinted at in the boycott thread:

I am naming my schadenboner "SchadenBonaire", since they both cover about 110 square miles at this point.

Posted by: mikeski at December 01, 2016 06:56 PM (lO+tS)

42 This Trump guy sure is sticking it to all the nay-sayers.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 01, 2016 06:57 PM (Tegl7)

43 Consider who he will promote and who he will dump

FUCKING AWESOME

Posted by: ThunderB at December 01, 2016 06:57 PM (Wa1o7)

44 Someone asked if I had heard the Jim Mattis Christmas story.

I said, "The one where Mattis adroitly employs fire and maneuver to pin down the sleigh, and forces Santa and the elves to surrender unconditionally?"

No. Not that one. THIS is the Jim Mattis Christmas story.

https://blog.usni.org/2010/12/17/a-general-mattis-christmas-story

Posted by: torquewrench at December 01, 2016 06:57 PM (noWW6)

45 So does this mean you had gay thoughts before you became an American?

Just sayin

Posted by: ironbill at December 01, 2016 06:58 PM (dB8UL)

46 Remember the officer who beat the sh*t out of the Afghan commander who was raping a young boy? The boy's mother had come to the American officer pleading with him to save her son.

Obama's DoD punished the American officer.

Remember Col. West?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2016 06:58 PM (SgI6S)

47 "There is nothing better than getting shot at and missed. It's really great."
-Gen. James "Mad Dog" Mattis

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at December 01, 2016 06:58 PM (Iy6JT)

48 Finally, a real warrior in charge!

Posted by: Brianv at December 01, 2016 06:58 PM (lCXh+)

49
290 so I never have to try to miss MeAgain Kelly on Fox News??

Posted by: Evilpens at December 01, 2016 06:58 PM (y3aQB)

50

For the first time in my life as an American, I just had gay thoughts.

My dick just went out and did a Hate Crime.

Ace, you wondrous bastard.

Posted by: Mimzey at December 01, 2016 06:58 PM (n3hky)

51 34 Prager had someone on who thought Mattis and Patraeus would be a good team as Sec of Def and SoS
Posted by: Skip

Mattis yes.
General Betrayous? No.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2016 06:55 PM (SgI6S)

++++

I have seen that Betrayus thing bandied about on the left, but I never paid it much mind. Enlighten me. How did Petraeus betray his country?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 01, 2016 06:59 PM (R+30W)

52 Do they have to get some sort of 'special dispensation' because of the 7 year thingy?

Posted by: Tami at December 01, 2016 06:54 PM (Enq6K)

Whose rule is it? It's not in the U.S. Constitution, so I am unsure how it can control the behavior of the president.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 01, 2016 06:59 PM (42Mgr)

53 I said earlier, I'm sure the late, great Marine Gen. Chesty Puller is smiling down from Heaven.

A Chesty quote:

"They are in front of us, behind us, and we are flanked on both sides by an enemy that outnumbers us 29:1. They can't get away from us now!"

God bless the Marines.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2016 06:59 PM (PY9jH)

54 also Give MeAgainspot to Shannon Bream ! much Much Hotter & a Christian Conservative

Posted by: Evilpens at December 01, 2016 06:59 PM (y3aQB)

55 I have stated I don't want Patraeus in any form.

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2016 06:59 PM (5sOEp)

56 22 The left will absolutely lose their shit. Again!
Posted by: t-bird at December 01, 2016 06:53 PM (k8DTS)

Otherwise known as "Thursday".

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 01, 2016 06:59 PM (sdi6R)

57 Holy sweet fuck!!

Posted by: The Schadenboner at December 01, 2016 07:00 PM (/kYMn)

58 I have seen that Betrayus thing bandied about on the left, but I never paid it much mind. Enlighten me. How did Petraeus betray his country?

He's a gun grabber. Anti-2A.
He also told that Florida preacher to not burn a koran.

Fuck him.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2016 07:00 PM (SgI6S)

59 53, God bless the Marines.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2016 06:59 PM (PY9jH)
Amen to that.

Posted by: IC at December 01, 2016 07:00 PM (a0IVu)

60 Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2016 06:54 PM (MQZBa)

I sound like a giggling school girl, but damn, that was funny.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 01, 2016 07:00 PM (42Mgr)

61 Oh let it be so!

Posted by: Iblis at December 01, 2016 07:00 PM (3gBCr)

62 Reading his quotes... I can only say... "I think I might be in love."

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 01, 2016 07:00 PM (OlyEd)

63

All of the blood cells in my body just knocked the shit out of each other on the way to my penis.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 01, 2016 07:00 PM (zu88C)

64 No. Not that one. THIS is the Jim Mattis Christmas story.

https://blog.usni.org/2010/12/17/a-general-mattis-christmas-story
Posted by: torque wrench at December 01, 2016 06:57 PM (noWW6)
----------------

What a great story. Thank you.

Posted by: bluebell at December 01, 2016 07:00 PM (Zokmo)

65 >>I have seen that Betrayus thing bandied about on the left, but I never paid it much mind. Enlighten me. How did Petraeus betray his country?

The left started that campaign around the surge.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2016 07:01 PM (/tuJf)

66 For the first time in my life as an American, I just had gay thoughts.

My dick just went out and did a Hate Crime.

Posted by: Ace
----------------

Someone needs to give this guy some kind of internet blogging award.
He's a fucking poet.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 01, 2016 07:01 PM (aL/aJ)

67 The MSM really has themselves tied in knots:

@markknoller 1m
PEOTUS victory lap to @Carrier and Ohio rally lead the network evening newscasts across-the-board.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 01, 2016 07:01 PM (1G5R8)

68 George Patton says "Shit that dude is hard core."

Posted by: buzzion at December 01, 2016 07:01 PM (z/Ubi)

69 5 Seriously

Im sliding off my chair here

Posted by: ThunderB

Be more careful with the lube next time.

Posted by: weft cut-loop

Catchers are a lot more careful with the lube supply than pitchers.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 01, 2016 07:02 PM (iWW0H)

70 My dick is so hard now.

Posted by: Gen. George Patton at December 01, 2016 07:02 PM (DW+jj)

71 All the commies in Hell can't overrun us now!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at December 01, 2016 07:02 PM (kP16F)

72 What Patraeus did was a security leak, no where near Hillary level but enough to me to vacate him from further service.

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2016 07:02 PM (5sOEp)

73 I do worry about the men on here.

Posted by: bluebell at December 01, 2016 07:02 PM (Zokmo)

74 I wonder if the Trump transition team isn't walking this back just because they want to make sure they have a deal with Congress regarding the waiver others mentioned above. It would be smart if they waited til they know it'll go through before formally announcing it.

Posted by: JPS at December 01, 2016 07:02 PM (9ziuC)

75 "You go into Afghanistan, you got guys who slap women around for
five years because they didn't wear a veil. You know, guys, like that
ain't got no manhood left anyway. So it's a hell of a lot of fun to
shoot them. Actually it's quite fun to fight them, you know. It's a hell
of a hoot. It's fun to shoot some people. I'll be right up there with
you. I like brawling."

Posted by: Tami at December 01, 2016 07:02 PM (Enq6K)

76 He's a gun grabber. Anti-2A.
He also told that Florida preacher to not burn a koran.

I assume he was part of the Benghazi coverup as well.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 01, 2016 07:02 PM (0F67M)

77 Please, please let it be so.

I like the theory about Trump spacing out the news stories. It's amazing- read, disgusting- how the networks memory-hole unlikable stuff whenever something new and interesting comes up.

Not that I would mind them giving coverage to Mattis. This is awesome news.

Posted by: right wing yankee at December 01, 2016 07:02 PM (26lkV)

78 Has Mary Cloggenstein retired since the election? Has she joined Hillary in catatonia?

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 01, 2016 07:03 PM (hJrjt)

79 Your dick just went out and ordered a messenger bag

Posted by: buzzion at December 01, 2016 07:03 PM (z/Ubi)

80 bradley manning better get his surgery now because i'm guessing maddog ain't going to pay for that shit

Posted by: Nora counting days until SCoaMF is GONE at December 01, 2016 07:03 PM (PCkeH)

81 "The first time you blow someone away is not an insignificant event.

OK, I'm probably the only one here dyslexic enough to have missed the word "away" the first time I read that sentence. So you'll understand why I'm wiping the spit-take off my monitor right now.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at December 01, 2016 07:03 PM (ul9CR)

82 I do worry about the men on here.
Posted by: bluebell at December 01, 2016 07:02 PM (Zokmo)

It's not gay if you're having fun! Haha!

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at December 01, 2016 07:03 PM (Iy6JT)

83 @markknoller 1m
PEOTUS victory lap to @Carrier and Ohio rally lead the network evening newscasts across-the-board

===

Trump is not going to outlaw the MSM.

He's going to compete with them.

And win.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 01, 2016 07:03 PM (zu88C)

84 I believe he has to get special congressional approval. Last time that was done was in the 50's for General George Marshall.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 01, 2016 07:03 PM (OlyEd)

85 If its up to congress can't imagine Mattis isn't a lock.

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2016 07:03 PM (5sOEp)

86 What's this about Free Bacon?

Posted by: Weasel at December 01, 2016 07:04 PM (Sfs6o)

87 73
I do worry about the men on here.

Posted by: bluebell at December 01, 2016 07:02 PM (Zokmo)
Heh. No Viagra needed...#winning and #savingmoney.

Posted by: IC at December 01, 2016 07:04 PM (a0IVu)

88 No, give the MeAgain slot to Martha MacCallum.

She's a classy dame, as they used to say when America was great, and the America that will be reborn.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 01, 2016 07:04 PM (DW+jj)

89 >>It's not gay if you're having fun! Haha!

It is if you're wearing crocs.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2016 07:04 PM (/tuJf)

90 Smart military blog comes through again

Posted by: Random Joe at December 01, 2016 07:04 PM (vhbai)

91 It is if you're wearing crocs.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2016 07:04 PM (/tuJf)

I love that joke.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 01, 2016 07:04 PM (42Mgr)

92 The first time you blow someone away is not an insignificant event. That said, there are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.

_____

I thought it was a newer version of the truck driver joke..

Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 01, 2016 07:05 PM (hk1x8)

93 Petraeus beclowned himself while CIA director and pled guilty to mishandling classified information.

After that the next thing I heard about him was he was forming a gun control group with Mark Kelly. No thanks.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at December 01, 2016 07:05 PM (FqgrG)

94 My dick just went out and did a Hate Crime.
Posted by: Ace at 06:52 PM

That would explain the headline I just saw at Drudge:

"Weiner on the loose!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 01, 2016 07:05 PM (u8kLQ)

95 Another Mattis quote I found only recently:

"I've lived a very colorful life and I've said some things. But not once have I taken them back, and I've never apologized for them - and I won't. I like the enemy knowing there are a few guys like me around."

I also like the exchange with a professor whose son is a Marine (the general and the prof know of each other but have not met). The professor, startled to meet him, blurts, "I thought you'd be taller." Mattis smiles and returns, "I thought you'd look smarter."

Posted by: JPS at December 01, 2016 07:06 PM (9ziuC)

96 "Powerpoint makes us stupid"

I would endorse him solely for that sentiment.

Posted by: Hugh Jorgen, retired Navy FCCS at December 01, 2016 07:06 PM (R5EqA)

97 Mattis once sank an enemy aircraft carrier.

With his dick.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 01, 2016 07:06 PM (nIGPZ)

98 My dick is so big, Starbucks just added a size above Trenta called "My Dicka."

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at December 01, 2016 07:06 PM (ul9CR)

99 It's not gay if you're underway, Ace. Relax and enjoy your cruise on the USS Trump.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 01, 2016 07:06 PM (EnKk6)

100 Mad Dog is totally capable of filling two billets in the administration. Let him have the press secretary gig too!

Posted by: Semper Gumby at December 01, 2016 07:06 PM (FAs7M)

101

"There are hunters and there are victims. By your discipline, cunning, obedience and alertness, you will decide if you are a hunter or a victim"

/pretty sure this guy will completely and utterly terrify the left and send them permanently to their safe spaces

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 01, 2016 07:07 PM (OlyEd)

102 I think R. Lee Ermey would have said OUTSTANDING !!!

Posted by: Evilpens at December 01, 2016 07:07 PM (y3aQB)

103 Be careful about those extended boners. Priapism is a medical emergency. If it stays hard too long, it gets gangrene and rots.

If some drugs don't work, well, you don't want to know what they have to do. It involves scalpels.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 01, 2016 07:07 PM (DW+jj)

104 I gave up worrying long ago

Posted by: Random Joe at December 01, 2016 07:07 PM (vhbai)

105 My dick is getting so big I'm gonna have to start calling it "Mr. Dick" in front of company.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at December 01, 2016 07:07 PM (ul9CR)

106 "As horrific as this choice was, if our diversity becomes a casualty, I think that's worse."

Posted by: General Casey at December 01, 2016 07:07 PM (B6OKy)

107 Viagra sales are plummeting.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2016 07:07 PM (PY9jH)

108 Bryan Dennehy and Chuck Norris just pranked called Mattis, breathed heavy into the phone, hung up, and exclaimed "He's sooo dreamy!!" With giggles..

Posted by: catman at December 01, 2016 07:08 PM (uYAf2)

109 89 >>It's not gay if you're having fun! Haha!

It is if you're wearing crocs.
Posted by: JackStraw
----------------

Ha!
Seriously - I used to flip houses. There was a tile guy we hired that was a bad tweaker. He used to say "it's not gay if you're getting paid for it."
I almost vomited, then demanded to never be on the same jobsite as that walking disease.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 01, 2016 07:08 PM (aL/aJ)

110 Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 01, 2016 07:07 PM (DW+jj)
-----------
Look at a pic of Helen Thomas. Problem solved.

Posted by: Weasel at December 01, 2016 07:08 PM (Sfs6o)

111 Mattis is dishing out some serious, seriously toxic masculinity.

And it is AWESOME!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2016 07:08 PM (NOIQH)

112 I believe he has to get special congressional approval. Last time that was done was in the 50's for General George Marshall.
Posted by: shibumi

Pen & phone.
Precedence is a stone cold bitch.
Let it be written, let it be done.
Congress? Who they?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2016 07:08 PM (SgI6S)

113 This guy takes shits that are more threatening AND capable than the average Millennial.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 01, 2016 07:09 PM (S2VsH)

114 I forget what I was searching for on Amazon but on the list of results was a dog T-shirt that said "I'm not gay, but $20 is $20."

Posted by: blaster at December 01, 2016 07:09 PM (stTTh)

115 Toxic masculinity is what made America great.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 01, 2016 07:09 PM (DW+jj)

116 >>Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 01, 2016 07:07 PM (DW+jj)

Have you tried leeches?

Posted by: Theodorick of York at December 01, 2016 07:10 PM (MQZBa)

117 The Blaze
June 10, 2016

Petraeus, McChrystal Join Dozens of Former Military Leaders to Create New Gun Control Group

Retired Gen. David Petraeus is teaming up with former astronaut Mark Kelly to form a gun-control advocacy group that "respects the Second Amendment rights of law-abiding Americans."

***
Fuck him in particular.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 01, 2016 07:10 PM (1G5R8)

118 How is it Constitutional for there to be a law saying that a person has to be out of the military for any length of time before the President can appoint him to a job?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2016 07:10 PM (/tuJf)

119
Negan as Sec of Defense?

Posted by: Soothsayer's mostly accurate history at December 01, 2016 07:10 PM (qWvcB)

120

it's not gay if there's peanut butter

Posted by: a dog at December 01, 2016 07:10 PM (zu88C)

121 If he's the Sec Def it will be the best show in town since the Rumsfeld pressers! I'm thinking maybe even better!!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2016 07:10 PM (NOIQH)

122 Mattis would be, um, just fine.

If only for the reasons ThunderB so eloquently listed as she slid off her chair, above.

Stop/reverse the idiotic social engineering.
Fight for sensible ROE policies.
Focus on war-fighting.

That last one is a lot bigger problem than most people understand. It is NOT limited to the civilians, or even the idiotic civilians of the sort the Dems put in these jobs.

Which brings us to Petraeus. He and his people merely recognized the common sense solution in Iraq, which had been obvious to many for years (junior MNF-I officers were screaming about it two years before the "surge"). Which was great.

He was sub-meh as DCI. His personal behavior and judgment were appalling and disqualifying in his little secrets and boinkin' scandal. Most of all he never had the breadth of thought or experience or gravitas for SecState - his being considered is a baffling and troubling thing.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 01, 2016 07:10 PM (QDnY+)

123 Unofficial quote by the General related by a cousin that served under him during a before-action briefing:

"I want you guys to f*ck these guys over with a dick so big an elephant would feel it."

God I love this man.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2016 07:10 PM (tr2D7)

124 Starbucks just added a size above Trenta called "My Dicka."

Double dog dare you to go into a SBux and ask for that.
When they ask what that is, tell them

TRUMP SIZE BABY!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2016 07:11 PM (SgI6S)

125 >>Toxic masculinity is what made America great.

Exactly!

Which is why feminists haaaate it!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2016 07:11 PM (NOIQH)

126 I am really enjoying Range 15, BTW.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 01, 2016 07:12 PM (EnKk6)

127 124, TRUMP SIZE BABY!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2016 07:11 PM (SgI6S)Microaggressing the baristas? I like it!

Posted by: IC at December 01, 2016 07:12 PM (a0IVu)

128 Toxic masculinity is what made America great.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 01, 2016 07:09 PM (DW+jj)

Make America Toxically Masculine Again

http://bit.ly/2grNrgK

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at December 01, 2016 07:13 PM (Iy6JT)

129
hey, obama, there's a new rockstar in town, you aids-patient-looking skinny little cocksucker!

Posted by: Soothsayer's mostly accurate history at December 01, 2016 07:13 PM (qWvcB)

130 @rhomboid when Petraeus took up the job of speech enforcer for the Taliban, I was done with him.

Plus as DCI he participated in the Benghazi coverup.

Not what we need at State.

Posted by: blaster at December 01, 2016 07:13 PM (stTTh)

131 I concur with those who say Petraeus' 2nd amendment idiocy is disqualifying.

But I don't even get to that point with him.

Even leave out his appalling and disqualifying security /personal behavior (I think he's still on probation, FFS!).

He doesn't have anything close to the breadth, depth, or gravitas needed for the SecState's job. Why TF did his name even come up? Reflects very poorly on the Trump team - but it's academic at this point, as they've been very good with the other choices, and nothing has been decided.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 01, 2016 07:13 PM (QDnY+)

132 Microaggressing the baristas? I like it!

Make my coffee great again, sugartits.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at December 01, 2016 07:13 PM (ul9CR)

133 Somebody was joking in the last thread about equipping A-10s with bayonets.

Seriously. This needs to happen.

Nothing wrong with fucking with the enemy's head.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 01, 2016 07:13 PM (sdi6R)

134 Everything he says should end with a cup of whiskey being thrown in a campfire.

Posted by: wooga at December 01, 2016 07:13 PM (n50WY)

135 My dick just went out and did a Hate Crime.

Give it a slap o the wrist.

Posted by: eleven at December 01, 2016 07:13 PM (qUNWi)

136 Slap ON the wrist.

Fucking vodka.

Posted by: eleven at December 01, 2016 07:14 PM (qUNWi)

137 See the Greek god Priapus. Trump needs to put a statue of him in the Oval. Or make a giant one of him right in front of the White House. Ode to Toxic Masculinity.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 01, 2016 07:14 PM (DW+jj)

138 133
Somebody was joking in the last thread about equipping A-10s with bayonets.

Seriously. This needs to happen.

Nothing wrong with fucking with the enemy's head.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 01, 2016 07:13 PM (sdi6R)

Equip them with flamethrowers.

Posted by: davidt at December 01, 2016 07:14 PM (XoldI)

139 Mattis versus candy ass , dickless, p**sies in charge of our blood and treasure.

Winning!

Posted by: !Deplorable Lives Matter! at December 01, 2016 07:14 PM (oBuXO)

140
This is a USA Thank You Tour and a Fuck You obama and Democrats and NeverTrumpers Tour.

That includes you, John Kasich.
And that pussy governor in Michigan.

Posted by: Soothsayer's mostly accurate history at December 01, 2016 07:14 PM (qWvcB)

141 Of all the appointments that the P/E will make or has made, this one makes me the happiest.

My brother is a Marine (retired) and I always feared for him when he was in Viet Nam.

My fear was that the folks in Washington would do what politicos do and his life would be squandered for no compelling reason.

And I have had the fear again for the past eight years.

Not now...and hopefully never again.

No worse enemy, no better friend!

Oohrah Gen. Mattis!

Posted by: browndog at December 01, 2016 07:14 PM (ccfl2)

142 Mattis is dishing out some serious, seriously toxic masculinity.

And it is AWESOME!
Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2016 07:08

--------

Yes it is. He is a hard charging devil dog so that's a given.

He does demand intelligence from his subordinates too.

"The most important 6 inches of the battlefield is between your ears"

General Mathis to his troops, nearly every single speech he gives

Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 01, 2016 07:15 PM (hk1x8)

143 Concur with JackStraw and others - have never understood how the bar on officers serving as SecDef for 7 years after service was constitutional.

This topic was discussed years ago in a completely different context back when I was in the game.

Doubt it would withstand a court challenge (well, wait, I'm talking about a challenge in a court that is actually a court, a serious place - so in today's America, who knows).

Posted by: rhomboid at December 01, 2016 07:15 PM (QDnY+)

144 How is it Constitutional for there to be a law saying that a person has to be out of the military for any length of time before the President can appoint him to a job?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2016 07:10 PM (/tuJf)
---------------

Shannen Coffin over at NRO does not think that statute is constitutional, and that no "waiver" should be required.

Posted by: bluebell at December 01, 2016 07:15 PM (Zokmo)

145 Equip them with flamethrowers.
Posted by: davidt at December 01, 2016 07:14 PM (XoldI)

Only if they are fueled with bacon fat.

mmmm bacon

Posted by: batterup at December 01, 2016 07:15 PM (mtGE/)

146
Give it a slap o the wrist.

What are you right off the boat from Ireland now?

Posted by: Soothsayer's mostly accurate history at December 01, 2016 07:15 PM (qWvcB)

147 Haaaahhh, Ace. It feels good to win.

Posted by: Seems legit at December 01, 2016 07:15 PM (U+nHb)

148 Is it to late to put 5 bucks on Barak pardons Manning?

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2016 07:16 PM (5sOEp)

149 My dick is getting so big I'm gonna have to start calling it "Mr. Dick" in front of company.

Wear a tie so everyone knows where it is.

Posted by: eleven at December 01, 2016 07:16 PM (qUNWi)

150 Does this mean the female general who ordered her male troops to parade in pumps will be sent to the front? We can only hope.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at December 01, 2016 07:16 PM (sjMdG)

151 How does this not rate a flaming skull and pudding?

Posted by: V the K at December 01, 2016 07:16 PM (jn7FC)

152 To clarify, he thinks the statute is unconstitutional, and he therefore thinks that no waiver should be required.

Posted by: bluebell at December 01, 2016 07:16 PM (Zokmo)

153 "Most of all he never had the breadth of thought or experience or gravitas for SecState - his being considered is a baffling and troubling thing."

Reading the (highly praised!) doctoral dissertation on counterinsurgency by Petraeus at Princeton is equally baffling and troubling. There's next to no original work in the thing. He dusted off a bunch of other people's prior art and presented it as his own.

Plus deep-diving insights such as observing that the American counterinsurgency push in Vietnam didn't work out too well. Wow! Nothing gets past this guy!

Between that, and Mooch's poorly spelled, ungrammatical "senior thesis" from the same university, my opinion of Princeton's academic standards has fallen quite a ways.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 01, 2016 07:16 PM (noWW6)

154 Trump: Listen Mullahs, I'm going to try very hard to make a deal with you but if you don't come around I'm going to turn the situation over to my Secretary of Kicking You Ass.

His name is Mad Dog.

Mullahs: Deal.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2016 07:16 PM (/tuJf)

155
Yes, tell us more about these 800K manufacturing jobs obama supposedly created??

Posted by: Soothsayer's mostly accurate history at December 01, 2016 07:16 PM (qWvcB)

156 He might be Secretary of War

Posted by: Jean at December 01, 2016 07:16 PM (wgAFf)

157 So much winning. It feels really odd and surreal.

Posted by: IC at December 01, 2016 07:17 PM (a0IVu)

158 Does someone named "Mad Dog" really have the compassion and understanding that is needed to command our fine LGBGTXYZ men and women in those butch soldier's outfits?

Posted by: Pajama Boy at December 01, 2016 07:17 PM (8ZskC)

159 Ha!
Seriously - I used to flip houses. There was a tile guy we hired that was a bad tweaker. He used to say "it's not gay if you're getting paid for it."
I almost vomited, then demanded to never be on the same jobsite as that walking disease.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 01, 2016 07:08 PM (aL/aJ)

++++

What's that hooker joke? It's not a problem until you start cumming along with the tricks.

Something like that.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 01, 2016 07:17 PM (R+30W)

160 Shannen Coffin over at NRO does not think that statute is constitutional, and that no "waiver" should be required.

Even if it was etched in marble in the White House foyer, after President Precedent, fuck them. Pen and phone.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2016 07:17 PM (SgI6S)

161 >>Somebody was joking in the last thread about equipping A-10s with bayonets.

Knights on Fully Armored Battle Ostriches Carrying Shock Lances.

That's how you instill fear in your enemy.

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2016 07:18 PM (MQZBa)

162 Know one retired Marine general who's been around Mattis a bit - and he can barely contain his enthusiasm over this idea.

Says Mattis is truly a Chesty Puller spirit come back to life. And very studious and obsessed with learning and winning smart.

Please, let this be true.

To steal a phrase from a very rah-rah Trump website: "best election ever!"

Posted by: rhomboid at December 01, 2016 07:18 PM (QDnY+)

163 Mine is wearing a tie, with a bayonet on it.

Sumbitch keeps trying to invade Cuba to get one of them hats

Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 01, 2016 07:19 PM (hk1x8)

164 He might be Secretary of War

Posted by: Jean

It must be over-pronounced gutturaly as in every movie trailer.

"Secretary of WHAAAR~!"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 01, 2016 07:19 PM (1G5R8)

165
Beware the upcoming polls!

In the next few weeks we will once again be told of new fake polls showing the majority of people do not want to repeal obamacare or improve border security or repeal regulations.

Posted by: Soothsayer's mostly accurate history at December 01, 2016 07:19 PM (qWvcB)

166 How does this not rate a flaming skull and pudding?

It's not official.

Yet.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2016 07:19 PM (SgI6S)

167 135 My dick just went out and did a Hate Crime.

Give it a slap o the wrist.
Posted by: eleven at December 01, 2016 07:13 PM (qUNWi)

Might have to resort to choking it for a bit until it calms down.

Posted by: buzzion at December 01, 2016 07:19 PM (z/Ubi)

168 Patraeus is basically GOPe with stars.

Posted by: davidt at December 01, 2016 07:19 PM (XoldI)

169 This is a fantastic pick...no more pixie dust and unicorn farts...Chaos is on deck.

Posted by: Whiskey_Joe at December 01, 2016 07:20 PM (z0XyQ)

170 Mad Dog loved his Marines. If they had to sleep on the ground, so did he.

Here's another quote from a speech he gave young Marines:

"There are hunters and there are victims. By your discipline, cunning, obedience and alertness, you will decide if you are a hunter or a victim."

The guy is beloved.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2016 07:20 PM (PY9jH)

171 157
So much winning. It feels really odd and surreal.

Posted by: IC
===

Not sick of it yet.

Posted by: a dog at December 01, 2016 07:20 PM (zu88C)

172
quick, give Kelly Ayotte a job in the admin!

Posted by: totally not Kelly Ayotte at December 01, 2016 07:20 PM (qWvcB)

173 OT. Somebody (Reddit CEO I assume) just nuked The Donald sub Reddit. Literally a couple of minutes ago when I clicked on a Judge Jeanne Pirro thread to replace MeAgian.

It says on the Sub Reddit "Not Found"

Considering Reddit has a SubReddit called pedofriends and The Donald subrebbit is being attacked this is a big deal.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 01, 2016 07:20 PM (Tegl7)

174
Mattis sounds like the Scalia of the US military.

Posted by: totally not Kelly Ayotte at December 01, 2016 07:21 PM (qWvcB)

175 Hillary would have been announcing Al Franken for this Cabinet post.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 01, 2016 07:21 PM (8ZskC)

176 In the next few weeks we will once again be told of new fake polls showing the majority of people do not want to repeal obamacare or improve border security or repeal regulations.

Yep, there's already a fake news poll out on O-Care, showing that eleventy percent of Americans love O-care sexually.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at December 01, 2016 07:21 PM (ul9CR)

177 I didn't listen to Levin. Is he gonna give DT a break now?

Posted by: f'd at December 01, 2016 07:22 PM (BO/km)

178 I really question whether these penis references are truly necessary.

Posted by: Kim Jeff at December 01, 2016 07:22 PM (97XyN)

179 Let's not forget, Barky said we no longer use bayonets in the military.

Tell that to the Marines.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2016 07:22 PM (PY9jH)

180 The guy is a hack.

Posted by: Leon Panetta at December 01, 2016 07:22 PM (jw2Xw)

181 What are the chances the Transgendered shit and the green shit will stay around under "Mad Dog"?

I hope none.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 01, 2016 07:23 PM (NbJXF)

182 >>How does this not rate a flaming skull and pudding?

Is pudding enough?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2016 07:23 PM (NOIQH)

183 Mattis sounds like the Scalia of the US military.

Second coming of Patton.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2016 07:23 PM (SgI6S)

184 @177 Levin is butthurt over Carrier.

Saying tax concessions is giving the people's money away.

Trump is busting everyone's balls.

Posted by: blaster at December 01, 2016 07:23 PM (stTTh)

185 >> we will once again be told of new fake polls

reported by the fake news...

Posted by: BuzzFeed at December 01, 2016 07:23 PM (TppKb)

186 Exit polls not looking good, guys. Hillary +4 in PA. Gonna be an early night.

Posted by: Poll Troll by Request at December 01, 2016 07:23 PM (ul9CR)

187 I really question whether these penis references are truly necessary.

It's more of a guideline than a rule.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 01, 2016 07:23 PM (8ZskC)

188 OT. Somebody (Reddit CEO I assume) just nuked The Donald sub Reddit. Literally a couple of minutes ago when I clicked on a Judge Jeanne Pirro thread to replace MeAgian.
It says on the Sub Reddit "Not Found"
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 01, 2016 07:20 PM (Tegl7)

It's the whole site, pepe.

Here's the only t_d post you need

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udan3dllTyk

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at December 01, 2016 07:24 PM (Iy6JT)

189 178
I really question whether these penis references are truly necessary.

Posted by: Kim Jeff at December 01, 2016 07:22 PM (97XyN)

Why? you brute

Posted by: Barney at December 01, 2016 07:24 PM (NbJXF)

190 >>Is pudding enough?

It is if you fill a Hefty Lawn and Leaf bag with it.

Posted by: Gen. Mattis at December 01, 2016 07:24 PM (MQZBa)

191
reposted:

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Posted by: a dog at December 01, 2016 07:24 PM (zu88C)

192 To quote Flounder from "Animal House" ---

"Oh boy oh boy oh boy!"

Posted by: GuyfromNH at December 01, 2016 07:24 PM (5zfq1)

193 @ Nip Sip

Amen...especially the "green" shit.

Buying fucking "green" biofuel at four times the cost for the Navy.

Posted by: browndog at December 01, 2016 07:24 PM (ccfl2)

194
So allowing fatboys and stoners to join should be put on hold.

Posted by: Ash Carter soon to be ex SOD at December 01, 2016 07:25 PM (yfObW)

195 /woof

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 01, 2016 07:25 PM (zu88C)

196 PLEEEEEEZZ let this true.

This is what I've been waiting for.

Cannot wait to see who he'll put up for SCOTUS.

*throws back shot of tequila*

Posted by: stace, deplorable at last at December 01, 2016 07:25 PM (ozZau)

197 Levin is butthurt over Carrier.

Saying tax concessions is giving the people's money away.

Trump is busting everyone's balls.

We need to send him 100 tubes of Preparation H for the butthurt.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2016 07:25 PM (SgI6S)

198 @188

So much white!

Posted by: Burned out NY Slime Editors at December 01, 2016 07:25 PM (NbJXF)

199 Damn, I wish I had a big unit like Mattis.

Posted by: Dick Cheney at December 01, 2016 07:25 PM (LAe3v)

200 God Bless General Mattis.......and give me courage to stomach the selection of that rat bastard weasel traitor Bob Corker as SOS....it's not official but well-placed source says Corker is in the lead.
Hey, President Trump will need SOMEbody to fire.....Corker may be DJTs first 'You're fired'.

Posted by: !Deplorable Lives Matter! at December 01, 2016 07:25 PM (oBuXO)

201 Here's another one I found (not sure when he said this):

"We're on a fiscally unsustainable path right now. The economy's always been the engine for our national security. There's no way that our military power will not erode if a robust American revival is not part of the cards. And the dysfunction in Washington right now shows a country unable to govern itself -- and that is worth more than 10 battleships to us."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2016 07:26 PM (PY9jH)

202 I really question whether these penis references are truly necessary.
Posted by: Kim Jeff at December 01, 2016 07:22 PM (97XyN)

Whoa whoa whoa, come on, you're killing my rockdick hardon for warfighting sonsabitches in cabinet positions.

Seriously other than girls wearing nothing but tight jeans and Tom Brady throwing fade routes I can't think of anything more legit to get engorged about.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at December 01, 2016 07:26 PM (Iy6JT)

203 Got a text from the boy over in Okinawa. All the Marines there have "motoboners".

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 01, 2016 07:26 PM (LNoBv)

204 177 I didn't listen to Levin. Is he gonna give DT a break now?

Doesn't look like it anytime soon. Just had to turn him off.

Posted by: dartist at December 01, 2016 07:26 PM (Cf0i2)

205 PLEEEEEEZZ let this true.

This is what I've been waiting for.

Cannot wait to see who he'll put up for SCOTUS.

Clint Eastwood.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2016 07:26 PM (SgI6S)

206 >> Saying tax concessions is giving the people's money
>> away.

Absolutely true.

But it's difficult to hold Trump to a stiffer standard than Saint Ronald, and Reagan wasn't averse to this kind of thing.

Posted by: JEM at December 01, 2016 07:26 PM (TppKb)

207 We're gonna need a bigger mop.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2016 07:26 PM (0mRoj)

208 It's back up, pepe, it was the whole site, they didn't nuke it. Yet.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at December 01, 2016 07:26 PM (Iy6JT)

209 I think I'll look into one of those pump things.

Posted by: Peter North at December 01, 2016 07:26 PM (LAe3v)

210 200, Posted by: !Deplorable Lives Matter! at December 01, 2016 07:25 PM (oBuXO)

Bob Corker????? What on earth!

Posted by: IC at December 01, 2016 07:27 PM (a0IVu)

211 This bullshit with iran agression in the gulf will be no more...seriously no more....america fuck yeah

Posted by: E.T. at December 01, 2016 07:27 PM (9n0dl)

212 I haz sad we changed confirmation rules.

Posted by: Sen. Chris Coons (D)umbass at December 01, 2016 07:27 PM (FqgrG)

213 @118 Holy shit the comment on the live feed are amazing. 1,000s of them.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 01, 2016 07:27 PM (NbJXF)

214 Concur with JackStraw and others - have never understood how the bar on officers serving as SecDef for 7 years after service was constitutional.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 01, 2016 07:15 PM (QDnY+)

Congress will undoubtedly fall all over themselves in their haste to demand the waiver be done correctly, simply to keep some control over the process.

But the Constitution says nothing about this, and I doubt very much that it is defensible in court.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 01, 2016 07:27 PM (42Mgr)

215 I would Mattis would undo all of the petty Obama changes, like smoking bans and Michelle's menu stuff. Didn't he also ban fast food places on base or something?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2016 07:27 PM (NOIQH)

216 This is YUUUUGGGE!!!11!!

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 01, 2016 07:27 PM (lJW6d)

217 184 @177 Levin is butthurt over Carrier.

Saying tax concessions is giving the people's money away.

Trump is busting everyone's balls.
Posted by: blaster at December 01, 2016 07:23 PM (stTTh)

Most of us knew going in that we weren't going to be happy with everything Trump does.

But I would say that the scales are clearly in his favor so far.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 01, 2016 07:27 PM (sdi6R)

218 K-tel presents "Trump Can't Win!"

Please tell me "He'll Get Bored and Drop Out" is on there? That's my favorite.

Ooh, and I want the dance remix of "Peak Trump!" by Kristol Lite too.

Posted by: Poll Troll by Request at December 01, 2016 07:28 PM (ul9CR)

219 @118

Holy shit 21,000 watching live stream

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 01, 2016 07:28 PM (NbJXF)

220 Saying tax concessions is giving the people's money
>> away.

Absolutely true.

But it's difficult to hold Trump to a stiffer standard than Saint Ronald, and Reagan wasn't averse to this kind of thing.

Barky gave $600 million to Solyndra.
Indiana gave $6 million.

Get back to me in 8 years.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2016 07:29 PM (SgI6S)

221 219
@118

Holy shit 21,000 watching live stream

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 01, 2016 07:28 PM (NbJXF)
Life stream of Trump?

Posted by: IC at December 01, 2016 07:29 PM (a0IVu)

222 >> give me courage to stomach the selection of that rat
>> bastard weasel traitor Bob Corker as SOS

Fuck, no.

Posted by: JEM at December 01, 2016 07:29 PM (TppKb)

223
So I guess there isn't going to be a 1st Tranny Battalion

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 01, 2016 07:29 PM (lKyWE)

224
Oh to have a younger, healthier Dick Cheney as SOS.

Posted by: YIKES! at December 01, 2016 07:29 PM (yfObW)

225 Got a text from the boy over in Okinawa. All the Marines there have "motoboners".

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 01, 2016 07:26 PM (LNoBv)

Lol. My son is missing his brothers there so much right now. You tell your boy OORAH! for me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2016 07:30 PM (PY9jH)

226 If the Corporate Tax rate is dropped under Trump would Levin also whine that "It's giving the people's money away?"

Posted by: buzzion at December 01, 2016 07:30 PM (z/Ubi)

227 Out - "Yuge"
In - "Bigly"

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at December 01, 2016 07:30 PM (ul9CR)

228 @177 Levin is butthurt over Carrier.

Saying tax concessions is giving the people's money away.

Trump is busting everyone's balls.
Posted by: blaster at December 01, 2016 07:23 PM (stTTh

I truly have no idea what is going on with Levin. He has done nothing but bitch about virtually every Trump cabinet pick. Both Treasury and Commerce picks are Wall Street Rino's according to him, and he complained about Devos. He says he's still waiting for Trump to pick a true conservative.

I am back to turning him off , which is sad because I really liked him pre Trump. He has gone batshit crazy over some ideological purity test for people who do not exist. I don't believe even Cruz would pass muster with him at this point.. I'm waiting for him to dump on Larry Arnn next from Hillsdale.

Posted by: Jen at December 01, 2016 07:30 PM (be9L9)

229 208 It's back up, pepe, it was the whole site, they didn't nuke it. Yet.
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at December 01, 2016 07:26 PM (Iy6JT)

Thanks for the clarification.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 01, 2016 07:30 PM (Tegl7)

230 Mattis!! The pleasures of Trump's victory just keep coming. Say, what happened to all those people who were talking about how it wasn't worth turning out for Trump, because it wouldn't make any difference who won?

Posted by: Splunge at December 01, 2016 07:31 PM (iMxBJ)

231 Unretire McChystal/Betrayus for the trifecta. Putin and his Iranian pals won't dare be smug to us.

Posted by: 13times at December 01, 2016 07:31 PM (WHVu+)

232 Gen Mattis is a personal hero to my stepson. He would follow him to the end of the universe and back again.

Posted by: EC at December 01, 2016 07:31 PM (oIkQ6)

233 Concur with JackStraw and others - have never understood how the bar on officers serving as SecDef for 7 years after service was constitutional.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 01, 2016 07:15 PM (QDnY+)

A question for clarification:

Is the law for SecDef only or for any civilian post ?

Posted by: dDan at December 01, 2016 07:31 PM (hwYmz)

234 @221

Yep. Posted earlier at 188

http://tinyurl.com/gnha3q8

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 01, 2016 07:32 PM (NbJXF)

235 Levin is butthurt over Carrier.

Saying tax concessions is giving the people's money away.

Posted by: blaster at December 01, 2016 07:23 PM

It's not the government's money anymore? Now it's the people's money? Am confused. Can't keep track of this stuff

Posted by: otho at December 01, 2016 07:32 PM (lmIoG)

236 I truly have no idea what is going on with Levin. He has done nothing but bitch about virtually every Trump cabinet pick. Both Treasury and Commerce picks are Wall Street Rino's according to him, and he complained about Devos.

He says he's still waiting for Trump to pick a true conservative.

Levin, you idiot. You really don't want me.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2016 07:32 PM (SgI6S)

237 24,000 watching and Trump hasn't even started. I guess this is the KY governor?

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 01, 2016 07:32 PM (NbJXF)

238 Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2016 07:30 PM (PY9jH)

Posted by: EC at December 01, 2016 07:31 PM (oIkQ6)

Chesty Puller would approve.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 01, 2016 07:33 PM (LNoBv)

239 I would Mattis would undo all of the petty Obama
changes, like smoking bans and Michelle's menu stuff. Didn't he also ban
fast food places on base or something?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2016 07:27 PM (NOIQH)

I'll never forget when that bastard Panetta visited Camp Leatherneck, and the Marines who were unfortunate enough to be ordered to go listen to him, were ordered to leave their weapons outside.

Our son had just come back from a long convoy, and was crashed out in his rack and "missed" it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2016 07:33 PM (PY9jH)

240 >> Saying tax concessions is giving the people's money
>> away.

>Absolutely true.

Not true. Government does not own money, we do.

The fact that Levin does not understand this makes me think my impression of him has been accurate all along.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2016 07:33 PM (/tuJf)

241 Fox News interviewed a R House rep. a little bit ago about the Mattis rumor and the waiver needed. The guy said that the House has the waiver ready to go to members as soon as the announcement is official. Does not foresee any issue at all at it being granted.

Posted by: Jen at December 01, 2016 07:33 PM (be9L9)

242 236 I truly have no idea what is going on with Levin. He has done nothing but bitch about virtually every Trump cabinet pick.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2016 07:32 PM (SgI6S)

The road from #NeverTrump to "holy crap, this guy might make a pretty darned good President" is longer for some than for others.

Posted by: Splunge at December 01, 2016 07:33 PM (iMxBJ)

243 McChrystal is gun grabber, too. Fuck him.

Posted by: Butch at December 01, 2016 07:34 PM (hXu8T)

244 LOL - In Range 15: "President Mattis addresses the nation"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 01, 2016 07:34 PM (EnKk6)

245 Levin needs to back off. Drastic times call for drastic action. How much of the people's money did that f'n guy give away?

I want conservatism too but damn can't he stop ragging on DT while advancing that cause? Trump's not even the f'n president yet fcs.

Posted by: f'd at December 01, 2016 07:34 PM (BO/km)

246 Pence up now...

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at December 01, 2016 07:34 PM (ul9CR)

247 Gen Mattis is a personal hero to my stepson. He would follow him to the end of the universe and back again.

Posted by: EC at December 01, 2016 07:31 PM (oIkQ6)

They all love him. He's this generation's Chesty Puller.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2016 07:35 PM (PY9jH)

248 Teddy had a big stick, Trump has a mad dog.

Posted by: Roy at December 01, 2016 07:36 PM (fWLrt)

249
135 My dick just went out and did a Hate Crime.

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My dick is getting so big I'm gonna have to start calling it "Mr. Dick" in front of company.

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Wear a tie so everyone knows where it is.
Posted by: eleven at December 01, 2016 07:16 PM (qUNWi)

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Mine is wearing a tie, with a bayonet on it.

Sumbitch keeps trying to invade Cuba to get one of them hats

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178
I really question whether these penis references are truly necessary.

Posted by: Kim Jeff at December 01, 2016 07:22 PM (97XyN)

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You're right, let's not warn the Cubans.

Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 01, 2016 07:36 PM (hk1x8)

250 I knew Marines who would follow Mattis into Hell wearing only skivvies and armed with MRE spoons.

Posted by: Butch at December 01, 2016 07:36 PM (hXu8T)

251 They all love him. He's this generation's Chesty Puller.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2016 07:35 PM (PY9jH)
Hehehe...

http://tinyurl.com/gpwtux3

Posted by: EC at December 01, 2016 07:37 PM (oIkQ6)

252 THIS is fcking amazing showmanship. The liberal's heads must be exploding.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 01, 2016 07:37 PM (NbJXF)

253 The left is getting schlonged on a daily basis. I can't imagine the flooding from the river of tears they'll be shedding after he's inaugurated.

Posted by: Hank at December 01, 2016 07:37 PM (fBqWx)

254 246 Pence up now...
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at December 01, 2016 07:34 PM (ul9CR)

Does anybody have a link?

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 01, 2016 07:37 PM (sdi6R)

255 Fuck Levin.

He was "With Her". Plenty of conservatives were with her, because they saw their rice bowls being broken under Trump.

And fuck every last one of them. They get what they deserve for being parasites on this movement for so many years.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 01, 2016 07:37 PM (S2VsH)

256
[i/]McChrystal is gun grabber, too. Fuck him.
Posted by: Butch at December 01, 2016 07:34 PM (hXu8T)

So is Mattis but he's prying them off the cold dead fingers of the
enemy.

Posted by: YIKES! at December 01, 2016 07:37 PM (yfObW)

257 LOL - In Range 15: "President Mattis addresses the nation"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 01, 2016 07:34 PM (EnKk6)

Heh. You should have been in the theater full of active duty military and young veterans when we saw the film. The whoops and cheers were awesome.

Now imagine how cringeworthy most of the scenes were for my husband and me watching the movie sitting next to our son. Yikes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2016 07:37 PM (PY9jH)

258 250
I knew Marines who would follow Mattis into Hell wearing only skivvies and armed with MRE spoons.

Posted by: Butch at December 01, 2016 07:36 PM (hXu8T)

This has to be a good recruiting tool. A REAL warrior as secdef

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 01, 2016 07:38 PM (NbJXF)

259 For Trump in Cincinnati go to Right Side Broadcasting

Posted by: !Deplorable Lives Matter! at December 01, 2016 07:38 PM (oBuXO)

260 I knew Marines who would follow Mattis into Hell wearing only skivvies and armed with MRE spoons.
Posted by: Butch at Dec

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And could kill you with either one

Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 01, 2016 07:38 PM (hk1x8)

261 Does anybody have a link?

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 01, 2016 07:37 PM (sdi6R)

@188

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 01, 2016 07:39 PM (NbJXF)

262 Does anybody have a link?

nip has it at #234

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at December 01, 2016 07:39 PM (ul9CR)

263 I think our next Olympic team should be dressed as giant red, white and blue penises for the parade of athletes.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2016 07:39 PM (/tuJf)

264 I knew Marines who would follow Mattis into Hell wearing only skivvies and armed with MRE spoons.

I prefer a banana hammock and a spork, but that's just me.

Posted by: pep at December 01, 2016 07:40 PM (LAe3v)

265 Saying tax concessions is giving the people's money
>> away.

>Absolutely true.

Not true. Government does not own money, we do.

The fact that Levin does not understand this makes me think my impression of him has been accurate all along.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2016 07:33 PM (/tuJf

The money belongs to Carrier. Carrier getting tax concessions is no different that John Q Public getting a tax reduction.

If Levin was actually thinking instead of simply finding any negative reaction he can to anything Trump does, he would realize that reducing Carrier's tax burden is what Trump is planning to do across the board for all US based corporations. Along with reducing their regulations. Trump in his speech at Carrier today pointed out that in this year alone, Carrier was hit with 53 new regulations. All of which reduce bottom line and many of which are not related to safety, etc.

Posted by: Jen at December 01, 2016 07:40 PM (be9L9)

266 My schadenboner is so YUUUGE my wife is back to calling me Mr Big Stuff.

Posted by: Hank at December 01, 2016 07:40 PM (fBqWx)

267 FOX News has it.

Hannity's supposed to get an exclusive interview with Trump tonight.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 01, 2016 07:40 PM (zu88C)

268 This crowd is fcking pumped up.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 01, 2016 07:40 PM (NbJXF)

269 OK, got it.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 01, 2016 07:41 PM (sdi6R)

270 Pence: WALL!

The one the fake news said Trump was backing off of.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at December 01, 2016 07:41 PM (ul9CR)

271
It's a sad when conservatives like Mark Levin are all tax-happy.

Posted by: totally not Kelly Ayotte at December 01, 2016 07:41 PM (qWvcB)

272 Pence sounds like he is almost choking up at times.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 01, 2016 07:41 PM (NbJXF)

273 This choice will bring approbations far stronger than "cowboy." Think Godwin's Law.

Just sayin'

Posted by: Bill Wynn at December 01, 2016 07:41 PM (O1B4H)

274 Ooh-rah!

Posted by: Farmer Bob at December 01, 2016 07:42 PM (sqpGi)

275 The yoke has been lifted.

Praise God

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 01, 2016 07:42 PM (NbJXF)

276
Is it me or does Mike Pence sound like he's giving a Christian Tent Revival sermon everytime he speaks?

Posted by: totally not Kelly Ayotte at December 01, 2016 07:42 PM (qWvcB)

277 * lock her up *

* lock her up *

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 01, 2016 07:42 PM (zu88C)

278 TRUMP!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at December 01, 2016 07:42 PM (ul9CR)

279 Holy crikey. Trump on Fox. The crowd is wild.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2016 07:42 PM (PY9jH)

280 What's this bullshit, "the people's money"? Levin needs to adjust his heart meds.

Posted by: Seems legit at December 01, 2016 07:42 PM (U+nHb)

281
Here come Mr President!

Posted by: totally not Kelly Ayotte at December 01, 2016 07:42 PM (qWvcB)

282 God Bless General Mattis.......and give me courage to stomach the selection of that rat bastard weasel traitor Bob Corker as SOS....it's not official but well-placed source says Corker is in the lead.
Hey, President Trump will need SOMEbody to fire.....Corker may be DJTs first 'You're fired'.
Posted by: !Deplorable Lives Matter! at

Glass half full, gets him out of the Senate

Posted by: Jean at December 01, 2016 07:42 PM (2RVmA)

283
It's been 8 years since my country had a president!!

Posted by: totally not Kelly Ayotte at December 01, 2016 07:43 PM (qWvcB)

284 Any minute now, I am expecting Trump to grab Pence and shave his head!

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 01, 2016 07:43 PM (NbJXF)

285 *waves broom at Bill Wynn*

Shoo! Scat! Vamoose!

*gets can of Raid*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gloaty McGloatface at December 01, 2016 07:43 PM (RwwCT)

286 How money the people never had became the people's money I don't understand. Levin is cracking up.

Posted by: f'd at December 01, 2016 07:43 PM (BO/km)

287
hosiery malfunction

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 01, 2016 07:43 PM (qWvcB)

288 Wish Right Side Broadcasting would just pay the rights for the actual music playing in the arenas when they do these.

OTOH it was funny when Jharles Chonson thought that was Trump's actual music.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at December 01, 2016 07:43 PM (ul9CR)

289 The NY Slime will ignore this. If it was Barry? Front page.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 01, 2016 07:43 PM (NbJXF)

290 It's been 8 years since my country had a president!!

Posted by: totally not Kelly Ayotte at December 01, 2016 07:43 PM (qWvcB)

Isn't that the damned truth.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2016 07:44 PM (PY9jH)

291 Trump on stage in Cincinnati

http://tinyurl.com/gtdewyu

Posted by: Tami at December 01, 2016 07:44 PM (Enq6K)

292 His tie DOES point to his dick.

Right around his ankles.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 01, 2016 07:44 PM (zu88C)

293
is Trump gonna snub Kasick?

I hope so!

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 01, 2016 07:44 PM (qWvcB)

294 273 This choice will bring approbations far stronger than "cowboy." Think Godwin's Law.

Just sayin'
Posted by: Bill Wynn at December 01, 2016 07:41 PM (O1B4H)

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You are talking, that means you need to eat more Bags of Dicks.

Go on. Get to it.

Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 01, 2016 07:44 PM (hk1x8)

295
YEP!!!

Trump just rammed his penis into John Kasich!!!

I love this man.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 01, 2016 07:45 PM (qWvcB)

296 You know what else is cool about this?

Hey Katshit, FUCK YOU

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 01, 2016 07:45 PM (NbJXF)

297 O. M. G. The butthurt about Mattis on Fb is un fucking real.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2016 07:45 PM (SgI6S)

298
Literally 5 seconds after I asked if Trump was gonna snub Kasick he did!

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 01, 2016 07:45 PM (qWvcB)

299 Yup, just stuck it in Kastshit's ass. Yeeehaah

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 01, 2016 07:45 PM (lJW6d)

300 As a lifelong Republican, I am concerned about the appointment of General Mattis as Secretary of Defense.

Posted by: wyll Binn at December 01, 2016 07:46 PM (XVCle)

301 The jizz, it's a flyin' here.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 01, 2016 07:46 PM (DW+jj)

302 Diaper pin stock just skyrocketed.

Posted by: The Duke of Mish at December 01, 2016 07:46 PM (Tyii7)

303 >>that rat bastard weasel traitor Bob Corker as SOS....it's not official but well-placed source says Corker is in the lead.

Have you got a link for that? I haven't heard that anywhere.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2016 07:46 PM (/tuJf)

304 I missed it. Was it the little jab about "we had the people"

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 01, 2016 07:46 PM (NbJXF)

305 Posted by: Bill Wynn at December 01, 2016 07:41 PM (O1B4H)

No one cares what you think, Allahpudnut.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 01, 2016 07:47 PM (1G5R8)

306 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 01, 2016 07:47 PM (uCybq)

307 Katshit enrolling in manners classes. Emily Post impressed.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 01, 2016 07:47 PM (NbJXF)

308 Lock her up!

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 01, 2016 07:47 PM (lJW6d)

309
Levin is butthurt over Carrier.
Saying tax concessions is giving the people's money away.

Local Indianapolis talk show saying the same thing.
Guy said the battle was won but the war was lost.
Trade war's a comin' trade war's a comin'.

Smoot Hawley. World War 3. Total nuclear destruction followed by zombies.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2016 07:48 PM (IqV8l)

310 Obama StalinPurged some of our finest military men. Undoing the damage seems like a pretty important thing to do.

McChrystal "the gun grabber" won't be knocking on anyones damn door. He a friggin' beast. Our beast.

Posted by: 13times at December 01, 2016 07:48 PM (WHVu+)

311
I missed it. Was it the little jab about "we had the people"

Trump said 'we did great in Ohio.... without help from the top [Kasick]...and it didn't matter...but we had the people.'

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 01, 2016 07:48 PM (qWvcB)

312 The jizz, it's a flyin' here.

Looks like a room under blacklight at Motel 6!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2016 07:48 PM (SgI6S)

313 The MFM is so fcuking jealous right now. He's doing this in front of the people and not in interviews with them. Damn I love it.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at December 01, 2016 07:48 PM (ul9CR)

314
Hillary +9 in Ohio

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 01, 2016 07:48 PM (zu88C)

315 This is truly frightening! *sob*

Posted by: Bill Gynn at December 01, 2016 07:48 PM (Tyii7)

316 Greetings:

I don't think that it's all that great of an idea to have a Secretary of Defense who would say, "I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all." The omitted "and quickly will have nothing to do with it" is an important part of the message.

Perhaps there's a Secretary of War position available ???

Posted by: 11B40 at December 01, 2016 07:48 PM (evgyj)

317 312
The jizz, it's a flyin' here.

Looks like a room under blacklight at Motel 6!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2016 07:48 PM (SgI6S)

LOL!!!

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 01, 2016 07:49 PM (NbJXF)

318 I am in a bar.....in Chicago.....and yes Fox News is on. And the crowd is actually watching respectfully and not booing, screaming or burning shit.

There is hope.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at December 01, 2016 07:49 PM (SRBYF)

319
omg Trump sounds just like hitler!!!

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 01, 2016 07:49 PM (qWvcB)

320 BIGLY!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 01, 2016 07:49 PM (EnKk6)

321

HOLY CRAP

Trump has been reading ace's posts!

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 01, 2016 07:49 PM (zu88C)

322 I am in a bar.....in Chicago.....and yes Fox News is on. And the crowd is actually watching respectfully and not booing, screaming or burning shit.

There is hope.

Enjoying your $12 beer?

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 01, 2016 07:50 PM (lJW6d)

323 bigly - DRINK!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at December 01, 2016 07:50 PM (ul9CR)

324 318
I am in a bar.....in Chicago.....and yes Fox News is on. And the crowd
is actually watching respectfully and not booing, screaming or burning
shit.

There is hope.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at December 01, 2016 07:49 PM (SRBYF)

GET OUT....IT'S A TRAP!!!

Posted by: Tami at December 01, 2016 07:50 PM (Enq6K)

325 310 Obama StalinPurged some of our finest military men. Undoing the damage seems like a pretty important thing to do.
Posted by: 13times at December 01, 2016 07:48 PM (WHVu+)

Probably the most important task of all is to root out the Muslim Brotherhood moles in the government.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 01, 2016 07:50 PM (sdi6R)

326 I've heard Corker from State types .... Who's on deck in Tennessee?

Posted by: Jean at December 01, 2016 07:50 PM (2RVmA)

327 Greetings:

I don't think that it's all that great of an idea to have a Secretary of Defense who would say, "I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all."

Hell, that's his standard greeting to Congress.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2016 07:50 PM (SgI6S)

328 Bigly

Posted by: WisRich at December 01, 2016 07:50 PM (OAlmw)

329 bigly, lol

Posted by: dartist at December 01, 2016 07:50 PM (Cf0i2)

330 Who'd a thunk the Democrats had been playing too nicely?

http://theweek.com/articles/664458/time-democrats-fight-dirty

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2016 07:51 PM (IqV8l)

331 "we pledge allegiance to one flag"

dammit got dusty in here

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 01, 2016 07:51 PM (zu88C)

332 >> Trump has been reading ace's posts!

I have no idea what you're talking about but my guess it's more like Luke Bannon hearing the voice of Obi-Wan Breitbart - "use the ace, luke..."

Posted by: JEM at December 01, 2016 07:51 PM (TppKb)

333 Going after Globalism HARD!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at December 01, 2016 07:51 PM (ul9CR)

334 It's surreal hearing an American president (elect) praising his country again.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 01, 2016 07:51 PM (EnKk6)

335 I'm all for Corker getting S.O.S. This gets his ass out of the Senate. Of course I'm also all for Trump firing his ass the first day.

Posted by: Semper Gumby at December 01, 2016 07:51 PM (FAs7M)

336 Obama's DoD is run by lawyers. And the twerps in the WH have been micro-managing Afghanistan and Iraq. I can't wait for those elitist tools to be out on their asses.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2016 07:52 PM (PY9jH)

337 Levin has simply lost his mind.

I thought after the election he'd regain an even keel but NOPE.

So, no more chances. I'm done.

Trump must've given him a swirly 50 years ago or something.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 01, 2016 07:52 PM (9q7Dl)

338 And he's winging it, not teleprompters. Cool!

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 01, 2016 07:52 PM (lJW6d)

339 318 I am in a bar.....in Chicago.....and yes Fox News is on. And the crowd is actually watching respectfully and not booing, screaming or burning shit.
There is hope.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at December 01, 2016 07:49 PM (SRBYF)

Where at in Chicago?

Posted by: Keith not a one-named troll at December 01, 2016 07:52 PM (USf3s)

340 Oh man, I'm loving it.

Posted by: WisRich at December 01, 2016 07:52 PM (OAlmw)

341

Posted by: JEM

Trump hit the division into groups race, age, sex like ace hit today.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 01, 2016 07:53 PM (zu88C)

342 "We had people running our country that truly didn't know what the hell they were doing"

Hahahahah!

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 01, 2016 07:53 PM (97XyN)

343
Trump is still in campaign mode, which is perfect.

He's not a piece of shit Republican who only campaigns and puts on an act a few months before an election.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 01, 2016 07:53 PM (qWvcB)

344 It's surreal hearing an American president (elect) praising his country again.

After 8 long years of Obama, this is unbelievable. I was starrting to think I'd never hear a POTUS who's proud of his country again.

Going after Identity Politics HARD too.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at December 01, 2016 07:53 PM (ul9CR)

345 It's surreal hearing an American president (elect) praising his country again.

For sure.

Posted by: The Duke of Mish at December 01, 2016 07:53 PM (Tyii7)

346 Nice touch. No more separate groups, we are all Americans

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 01, 2016 07:53 PM (NbJXF)

347 Trump: We had people running the country who didn't know what the hell they were doing.

I love it !

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at December 01, 2016 07:53 PM (P8951)

348 334 It's surreal hearing an American president (elect) praising his country again.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 01, 2016 07:51 PM (EnKk6)

Holy shit, it really is. I had forgotten what that's like.

Posted by: stace, deplorable at last at December 01, 2016 07:54 PM (ozZau)

349 I am in a bar.....in Chicago.....and yes Fox News is on. And the crowd

is actually watching respectfully and not booing, screaming or burning

shit.

There is hope.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at December 01, 2016 07:49 PM (SRBYF)

Be careful. Vewwy, vewwy careful. Someone might get triggered by Trump and go all jazz hands and slappy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2016 07:54 PM (PY9jH)

350
If you were wondering if Trump was gonna pay back obama for all the shit-talking he did while he was overseas last week...

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 01, 2016 07:54 PM (qWvcB)

351 Corker is the asshole that manipulated/inverted the Senate's treaty approval process to make it harder to stop Obama/Kerry sucking up to Iran, green-lighting theior nuke programs, and flying pallets of unaccountable instantly negotiable cash into Tehran.

Good choice for SecState, if true!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 01, 2016 07:54 PM (wCEn4)

352 What the hell is wrong with this guy?

Posted by: Pauli Boy Ryan at December 01, 2016 07:54 PM (97XyN)

353 I'm suddenly suffering from allergies in November? Well I'll be.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at December 01, 2016 07:55 PM (ul9CR)

354 The boner is so dense it's starting to glow from nuclear fusion.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 01, 2016 07:55 PM (J8/9G)

355 I forgot. I can actually listen to these things now. Wow.

Posted by: Keith not a one-named troll at December 01, 2016 07:55 PM (USf3s)

356 Oh, Lord, I'm in love with the Donald!

Posted by: Seems legit at December 01, 2016 07:55 PM (U+nHb)

357 I've actually got tears in my eyes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2016 07:55 PM (PY9jH)

358 It's mighty early, but this fucker is starting to sound like a Republican FDR

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 01, 2016 07:56 PM (NbJXF)

359 335
I'm all for Corker getting S.O.S. This gets his ass out of the Senate.
Of course I'm also all for Trump firing his ass the first day.

Posted by: Semper Gumby

Forget that. Trump needs to tie Mattis and Corker in a sack and throw them in a river. Don't worry, Mattis will make the river go another way when he's out of the sack.

Posted by: pep at December 01, 2016 07:56 PM (LAe3v)

360
He's still campaigning!
I cant get over this.

Trump is still connecting with The People even after he won.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 01, 2016 07:56 PM (qWvcB)

361 Hah...hitting Hillary's foreign policy disasters without naming her.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at December 01, 2016 07:56 PM (ul9CR)

362 Apart from Lurch and Lynch, can you name anyone in the JEF's cabinet? Didn't think so.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 01, 2016 07:56 PM (J8/9G)

363 It's mighty early, but this fucker is starting to sound like a Republican FDR

Posted by: Nip Sip

Eh, the Republican FDR was named Herbert Hoover. Not the best model, but I don't care at this point.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 01, 2016 07:57 PM (1G5R8)

364 There is it -- "We're repealing and replacing Obamacare".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 01, 2016 07:57 PM (EnKk6)

365 362
Apart from Lurch and Lynch, can you name anyone in the JEF's cabinet? Didn't think so.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 01, 2016 07:56 PM (J8/9G)

In fairness, neither can Obama.

Posted by: Tami at December 01, 2016 07:57 PM (Enq6K)

366 309
Levin is butthurt over Carrier.
Saying tax concessions is giving the people's money away.

Local Indianapolis talk show saying the same thing.
Guy said the battle was won but the war was lost.
Trade war's a comin' trade war's a comin'.

Smoot Hawley. World War 3. Total nuclear destruction followed by zombies.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2016 07:48 PM (IqV8l)

Whatever. We've been spreading our cheeks for foreign countries for years. There is most definitely NOT a level playing field so fuck 'em.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2016 07:57 PM (0mRoj)

367 What are you all listening to??

Posted by: Some Guy at December 01, 2016 07:58 PM (q177U)

368 So Eris, did you enjoy Range 15?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2016 07:58 PM (PY9jH)

369
Your shields can't repel a golden scalp-weasel of that magnitude!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at December 01, 2016 07:58 PM (zu88C)

370 354
The boner is so dense it's starting to glow from nuclear fusion.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner

Energy independence!!! Is there anything Trump can't do?

Posted by: pep at December 01, 2016 07:58 PM (LAe3v)

371 >>Corker is the asshole that manipulated/inverted the Senate's treaty approval process to make it harder to stop Obama/Kerry sucking up to Iran, green-lighting theior nuke programs, and flying pallets of unaccountable instantly negotiable cash into Tehran.

Oy.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2016 07:58 PM (/tuJf)

372 He's winging this whole thing. No Teleprompters and not even looking at his notes.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at December 01, 2016 07:59 PM (ul9CR)

373
even that old Peggy Noonan must be dripping from this

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 01, 2016 07:59 PM (qWvcB)

374 I switched to MSNBC. I can't wait to hear the butthurt.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at December 01, 2016 07:59 PM (P8951)

375 I am smiling and smiling. I can't believe I could ever again have so much respect for the president.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 01, 2016 07:59 PM (CFc5L)

376 367
What are you all listening to??

Posted by: Some Guy at December 01, 2016 07:58 PM (q177U)

Trump
http://tinyurl.com/gnha3q8

Posted by: Tami at December 01, 2016 07:59 PM (Enq6K)

377 >>He's winging this whole thing. No Teleprompters and not even looking at his notes

He's using a teleprompter.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2016 08:00 PM (/tuJf)

378 Damn. That part was Reaganesque.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at December 01, 2016 08:00 PM (ul9CR)

379 I'm all for Corker getting S.O.S. This gets his ass out of the Senate. Of course I'm also all for Trump firing his ass the first day.

I was hoping that that would be the McCain gambit.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 01, 2016 08:00 PM (0F67M)

380
Can't wait to listen to Glenn Beck pout tomorrow.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 01, 2016 08:00 PM (qWvcB)

381 even that old Peggy Noonan must be dripping from this

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 01, 2016 07:59 PM (qWvcB)

Bitter Kathleen Parker is probably in a corner in a fetal position.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2016 08:00 PM (PY9jH)

382 368 So Eris, did you enjoy Range 15?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2016 07:58 PM (PY9jH)
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I loved it. It was like one of the more inebriated ONTs.

*power goes out in the prison*
"Oh great, we get to play 'who's in my mouth?'"

I got my biggest guffaw when the Army guys wouldn't let the gang in until they had safety belts on.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 01, 2016 08:00 PM (EnKk6)

383 372
He's winging this whole thing. No Teleprompters and not even looking at his notes.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at December 01, 2016 07:59 PM (ul9CR)

There are teleprompters. He reads, then goes off them, then back on.

Posted by: Tami at December 01, 2016 08:00 PM (Enq6K)

384 Trump says they are still letting people in and he apologized for the traffic problem getting there.

Ever heard Obama apologize for anything?

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 01, 2016 08:00 PM (NbJXF)

385 They also have the NFL on....which will be the first time all year I will actually see an NFL team. But, looking at the Bears record, it's pretty clear Chicago hasn't seen an NFL game all year either.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at December 01, 2016 08:00 PM (SRBYF)

386 A lotta love! Heh, heh.

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 01, 2016 08:01 PM (lJW6d)

387 He's not campaigning. He's talking to the people to gather momentum and backing for his changes. Smart.

Posted by: pep at December 01, 2016 08:01 PM (LAe3v)

388 It's been 8 years since my country had a president!!

Posted by: totally not Kelly Ayotte at December 01, 2016 07:43 PM

More like 24. GWB was another Bill Clinton, just without the penis issues.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 01, 2016 08:01 PM (S2VsH)

389 he's a rough looking cookie

LOL! What pol talks like this?

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at December 01, 2016 08:01 PM (P8951)

390 mattis is also a good test of opposition to trump, since he needs a waiver to assume the office.

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at December 01, 2016 08:01 PM (U0lQa)

391 And reduce regulations. Yay! Good place to start.

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 01, 2016 08:01 PM (lJW6d)

392 GLOAT BASTARD GLOAT GLOAT GLOAT

GIVE IT TO THEM

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 01, 2016 08:01 PM (NbJXF)

393 I got my biggest guffaw when the Army guys wouldn't let the gang in until they had safety belts on.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 01, 2016 08:00 PM (EnKk6)

I thought the scene about challenge coins was a hoot. The vets in the audience were howling.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2016 08:01 PM (PY9jH)

394 Ten minutes to Dak.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 01, 2016 08:02 PM (0F67M)

395

Booing the press!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA

"Very dishonest people"

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 01, 2016 08:02 PM (zu88C)

396
He's talking to the people to gather momentum and backing for his changes.

That's called campaigning.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 01, 2016 08:02 PM (qWvcB)

397 Ever heard Obama apologize for anything?
-----------

Sadly, I have. On his apology tour.

What a difference.

Posted by: bluebell at December 01, 2016 08:02 PM (Zokmo)

398 Yeah, I see the light reflecting off the teleprompter on his left now.

Didn't have my glasses on.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at December 01, 2016 08:02 PM (ul9CR)

399 Ever heard Obama apologize for anything?

America

Posted by: The Duke of Mish at December 01, 2016 08:02 PM (Tyii7)

400 FMBD!!!

FUCK ME BIG DADDY!!!

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 01, 2016 08:02 PM (NbJXF)

401 Yes! Keep up the attacks on the press. Keep up the skeer!

Posted by: pep at December 01, 2016 08:02 PM (LAe3v)

402 He's bagging on the press LOL!

Posted by: Some Guy at December 01, 2016 08:02 PM (q177U)

403 PE Trump needs to save the hire/fire gambit for when it's absolutely the last choice. I doubt he will be able to use it more than once before the bottom feeders wise up to it.

On the other hand. The repub party isn't called the stupid party for nothing.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 01, 2016 08:02 PM (d76uN)

404 When he says "the very dishonest press" I just love it.

Posted by: Seems legit at December 01, 2016 08:02 PM (U+nHb)

405
Who's he talking about crying??

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 01, 2016 08:02 PM (qWvcB)

406 Now Leslie Raddatz gets it. BOHICA leslie

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 01, 2016 08:02 PM (lJW6d)

407 "We had people running our country that truly didn't know what the hell they were doing"

This needs to be the first line of the inaugural speech.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 01, 2016 08:03 PM (noWW6)

408 Heh. Schlonging the MFM.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at December 01, 2016 08:03 PM (ul9CR)

409 He's mocking MeAgain!

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at December 01, 2016 08:03 PM (P8951)

410 Katshit gets another dick up the ass

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 01, 2016 08:03 PM (NbJXF)

411 There's gonna be a lot of love in our country.

Posted by: f'd at December 01, 2016 08:03 PM (BO/km)

412 @374. Time to roll other the Conan the Barbarian quote.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at December 01, 2016 08:03 PM (SRBYF)

413 Catshit.....worthless

Posted by: E.T. at December 01, 2016 08:03 PM (9n0dl)

414 The Donald is a master troll. Love it.

Posted by: Semper Gumby at December 01, 2016 08:03 PM (FAs7M)

415 Who's he talking about crying??

Martha Raddatz I believe.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at December 01, 2016 08:03 PM (ul9CR)

416 405

Who's he talking about crying??

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 01, 2016 08:02 PM (qWvcB)

ABC bitch

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 01, 2016 08:03 PM (NbJXF)

417 Giving it to Kasick again.

Oh he said Kasick called him after the election. The crowd booed. LOL!

Posted by: Tami at December 01, 2016 08:03 PM (Enq6K)

418 Did he just say "upper enchilada politician"?????

Now he's getting in a dig at the mailman's son.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2016 08:03 PM (PY9jH)

419 Gen Mattis' back up chute would be an American flag but he doesn't use a chute in the first place.

Gen Mattis's snore killed a man just for pointing a gun at him.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 01, 2016 08:03 PM (rwyDf)

420 Martha Radditz

Posted by: dartist at December 01, 2016 08:03 PM (Cf0i2)

421 That's called campaigning.

Posted by: Soothsayer

No, once you've won, it's called governing.

Posted by: pep at December 01, 2016 08:03 PM (LAe3v)

422 >>Now Leslie Raddatz gets it. BOHICA leslie

Martha.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2016 08:03 PM (/tuJf)

423 Shit this is good. I might have to go to Raleigh next week for this gloat tour.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 01, 2016 08:04 PM (NbJXF)

424 He's obviously mostly peaceful.

Posted by: wth at December 01, 2016 08:04 PM (HgMAr)

425 >>I am smiling and smiling.

Me, too! I love the confidence! After 8 years of being scolded and lectured it's a yuge breath of fresh air!

And this is why people can take him seriously and not literally. He's got such confidence, such boldness, one can forgive him if he doesn't do *everything* he says he'll do, because he's doing so much just by doing something.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2016 08:04 PM (NOIQH)

426
Trump continues to ram his penis into the Fake News, too, even after he won!

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 01, 2016 08:04 PM (qWvcB)

427 HOLY GOD HE JUST PUNCHED MARTHA RADDASS IN THE JUNK

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 01, 2016 08:04 PM (zu88C)

428 Trump: We had people running the country who didn't know what the hell they were doing.

Sprrrrrrroooiiinnnng!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 01, 2016 08:04 PM (8ZskC)

429 "there is no path to 270."

Heh

Posted by: bluebell at December 01, 2016 08:04 PM (Zokmo)

430 I have a schadenboner and I don't have a dick.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at December 01, 2016 08:05 PM (P8951)

431 For the second time in my adult life, I'm proud of my President Elect!

First time was Reagan!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 01, 2016 08:05 PM (wCEn4)

432 No path to 270. Bwahhahahahah. He's really rolling.

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 01, 2016 08:05 PM (lJW6d)

433 Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is a Donald Trump coffee mug.

Posted by: ALH at December 01, 2016 08:05 PM (Z56vq)

434 OMG! This is hysterical! Trolling master!

"Remember when they said Trump is going to lose to some guy I never heard of...who was that guy?!"

Talking about Utah.

Posted by: Tami at December 01, 2016 08:05 PM (Enq6K)

435 Egg McMuffin-schlonged!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at December 01, 2016 08:05 PM (ul9CR)

436 Trump is dick-punching Obama with his mind.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2016 08:05 PM (PY9jH)

437 430 I have a schadenboner and I don't have a dick.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at December 01, 2016 08:05 PM (P8951)
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Yeah, what's ours -- a Schadenbutton?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 01, 2016 08:05 PM (EnKk6)

438
Fake News: Trump is calling out the press by name and therefore abridging free speech!

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 01, 2016 08:05 PM (qWvcB)

439 I think I just heard R. Lee Ermey bellow out "OUT-FUCKING-STANDING!"

Or it could just be a flashback. Either way, I like the sound of it.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 01, 2016 08:06 PM (iIzG7)

440 I have a schadenboner and I don't have a dick.

Big deal. I have to go to confession for gloating.
And I'm not Catholic.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2016 08:06 PM (SgI6S)

441 Yeah, what's ours -- a Schadenbutton?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 01, 2016 08:05 PM (EnKk6)

That's a good one. Needs to be added to the AoSHQ Style Guide.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2016 08:06 PM (PY9jH)

442 Holy fuck. This guy knows exactly who the assholes are, and calls them out.

This is so much better than my wildest fantasies of what a Krispy Kreme Presidency could have been (and once upon a time, particularly when he was union-busting, I really LIKED Krispy Kreme).

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 01, 2016 08:06 PM (S2VsH)

443 All I can think of is that Hitler video where Hitler is crying.

That is Obama watching this shit

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 01, 2016 08:06 PM (NbJXF)

444
Listening to him is like drinking beers with the guys and talking about that "big thing" at work that we have been talking about for the hundredth time...

Having fun, kicking back, GOOD TIMES!

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 01, 2016 08:07 PM (zu88C)

445 I love how he's going over the election night results.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at December 01, 2016 08:07 PM (P8951)

446 430
I have a schadenboner and I don't have a dick.

Posted by: DonnaV.(brandishing ampersands)

That's okay. There are lots of us with them who are getting moist.

Posted by: pep at December 01, 2016 08:07 PM (LAe3v)

447 He is a master of this. I cannot tell you how awesome he's playing all the anti Trumpers.

Posted by: Seems legit at December 01, 2016 08:07 PM (U+nHb)

448
Apparently President Trump has NO INTEREST WHATSOEVER in a Honeymoon Period.

He is in Ramming Mode with no regard for the Fake News.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 01, 2016 08:07 PM (qWvcB)

449 "I love this stuff....should I go on with this a little long?" Too friggin' funny!

Posted by: Tami at December 01, 2016 08:07 PM (Enq6K)

450 MFM heads are gonna go all splodey.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at December 01, 2016 08:07 PM (ul9CR)

451 He is really really having fun and everyone else is too

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 01, 2016 08:07 PM (NbJXF)

452 I can't believe we have a President-Elect that seems to like/love the citizens of his country!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 01, 2016 08:07 PM (wCEn4)

453 Does he get to bitch slap Ashton Carter in January?

Posted by: wth at December 01, 2016 08:07 PM (HgMAr)

454
" we didn't break the Blue Wall we SHATTERED THAT SUCKER"

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 01, 2016 08:07 PM (zu88C)

455 Hrothie! Hi!

Ronnie Raygun was the first president I voted for. I still remember chuckling at seeing the Communist Party and the Wobblies on the mail-in ballot.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 01, 2016 08:07 PM (EnKk6)

456 They finally turned Trump off....for a Blackhawks game.

Ugh

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at December 01, 2016 08:07 PM (SRBYF)

457 R. Lee Ermey for press secretary.

"I'm going to skull f*ck you, CNN."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2016 08:07 PM (PY9jH)

458 We didn't break the blue wall, we shattered that sucker!

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at December 01, 2016 08:07 PM (P8951)

459 After 8 years of scoamf america needs this rally....!!!!! MAGA

Posted by: E.T. at December 01, 2016 08:08 PM (9n0dl)

460 332 >> Trump has been reading ace's posts!

I have no idea what you're talking about but my guess it's more like Luke Bannon hearing the voice of Obi-Wan Breitbart - "use the ace, luke..."
Posted by: JEM at December 01, 2016 07:51 PM (TppKb)

I thought Andrew only read the comments...

Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at December 01, 2016 08:08 PM (VnCI9)

461 Mallamutt, I'm watching online at foxnews.

Posted by: bluebell at December 01, 2016 08:08 PM (Zokmo)

462 Now Trump is bringing out Michelle Fields and snapping off her remaining arm!

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 01, 2016 08:08 PM (BS8yt)

463 "I'm going to skull f*ck you, CNN."

I'd pay serious money to see R. Lee do that.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 01, 2016 08:09 PM (iIzG7)

464 229 208 It's back up, pepe, it was the whole site, they didn't nuke it. Yet.
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at December 01, 2016 07:26 PM (Iy6JT)

Thanks for the clarification.
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 01, 2016 07:30 PM (Tegl7)

Tendies are flying at Casa de Pepe. Fucking Reddit still can't get to the Donald subreddit.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 01, 2016 08:09 PM (Tegl7)

465
nood megna kelly

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 01, 2016 08:09 PM (qWvcB)

466 No protesters? After watching all those rallies, it seems incomplete without protesters.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at December 01, 2016 08:09 PM (ul9CR)

467
Does he get to bitch slap Ashton Carter in January?

Posted by: wth at December 01, 2016 08:07 PM (HgMAr)

Lord, I hope so. "You're fired. And take your trannie uniforms with you."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2016 08:09 PM (PY9jH)

468 452 I can't believe we have a President-Elect that seems to like/love the citizens of his country!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 01, 2016 08:07 PM (wCEn4)

Isn't that refreshing? I bet he also won't just be president for only his supporters, but he will try to be a good president for ALL Americans. What a novel idea.

Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at December 01, 2016 08:09 PM (VnCI9)

469 457 R. Lee Ermey for press secretary.

"I'm going to skull f*ck you, CNN."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2016 08:07 PM (PY9jH)
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"I'm gonna tear yer head off and shit down your neck!"

A coworker had the R. Lee Ermey talking doll (extra salty version).

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 01, 2016 08:09 PM (EnKk6)

470 Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 01, 2016 08:07 PM (EnKk6)

Yo Eris, this Presidency might make me smile again!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 01, 2016 08:09 PM (wCEn4)

471 This is such a brilliant idea. GO TO THE PEOPLE. That's why Twitter is important to Trump. But he may need Newt as his official tweeter.

Posted by: Seems legit at December 01, 2016 08:09 PM (U+nHb)

472 So in your face and go fuck yourself. The enemies of the Donald are in for a long nightmare.

Posted by: Semper Gumby at December 01, 2016 08:10 PM (FAs7M)

473 467
Does he get to bitch slap Ashton Carter in January?

Posted by: wth at December 01, 2016 08:07 PM (HgMAr)

Lord, I hope so. "You're fired. And take your trannie uniforms with you."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2016 08:09 PM (PY9jH)
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And pink belts

Posted by: bluebell at December 01, 2016 08:10 PM (Zokmo)

474 nood megna kelly

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 01, 2016 08:09 PM

Phrasing.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 01, 2016 08:10 PM (S2VsH)

475 Old and busted: Obama says "Bring me some Italians!" so that he can have elevated conversation

New hotness: Trump relishes recalling election night memories with his supporter, gleefully calling out members of the corrupt press.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2016 08:11 PM (NOIQH)

476
He is talking right AROUND the media idiots.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 01, 2016 08:11 PM (zu88C)

477 "I'm going to put on the greatest killers of all time!"

Posted by: Seems legit at December 01, 2016 08:11 PM (U+nHb)

478 Say it! Say it!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 01, 2016 08:12 PM (EnKk6)

479 Donald Trump fucking rules.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at December 01, 2016 08:12 PM (Iy6JT)

480 BOOM!!!!

Posted by: Semper Gumby at December 01, 2016 08:12 PM (FAs7M)

481 YESSSSSS!!!!!

Posted by: stace, deplorable at last at December 01, 2016 08:12 PM (ozZau)

482 Mattis!!!!!!!!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 01, 2016 08:12 PM (EnKk6)

483 OMG!!! MATTIS!!!!!!!!

DAYUUUUUUM!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2016 08:12 PM (PY9jH)

484
The left started that campaign around the surge.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2016 07:01 PM (/tuJf)

Surge? WORD!

Posted by: Schadenboner at December 01, 2016 08:12 PM (APrym)

485 MAD DOG

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at December 01, 2016 08:12 PM (Iy6JT)

486 MAD DOG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Evilpens at December 01, 2016 08:12 PM (y3aQB)

487 Laughing my ass off

Posted by: Keith not a one-named troll at December 01, 2016 08:12 PM (USf3s)

488 It's Mattis!!!!!

Posted by: pep at December 01, 2016 08:12 PM (LAe3v)

489 Trump just announced Mattis at his rally.

Told the crowd, "but we're not announcing it 'til Monday so don't tell anybody".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 01, 2016 08:12 PM (mgbwf)

490 You know, I'm thinking that we are on the cusp of getting sweet, sweet revenge for all of Barry the Wonderful+Magnificent+AWSUM!'s snot over the last eight years, with every lefty twee-bag getting knee-capped as a bonus.

All that cake those jagoffs crammed in their fatuous faces that some poor slob HAD to bake for them, or face ruin?

Gonna taste like stale lube and out-of-code butyl nitrate poppers in their mouf.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at December 01, 2016 08:12 PM (nd1zx)

491 Mad Dog for Sec Def!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 01, 2016 08:12 PM (d76uN)

492 Mad Dog -- Boom!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 01, 2016 08:13 PM (wCEn4)

493 MAD DOG!!!

Posted by: bluebell at December 01, 2016 08:13 PM (Zokmo)

494 233---Is the law for SecDef only or for any civilian post ?

Posted by: dDan at December 01, 2016 07:31 PM (hwYmz)
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SecDef only --- and I think it is a good law or at least a well-intentioned one. The idea is to preserve the American tradition of a civilian-led military.

But I don't think the 7-year limit should necessarily be regarded as sacrosanct. Sheesh, we've had presidents who were commissioned officers much closer than 7 years in their past. Grant, for one. How long had Ike been a civilian? And Zac Taylor?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 01, 2016 08:13 PM (Nox3c)

495 We could have had Jeb.

*mic drop*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 01, 2016 08:13 PM (8ZskC)

496 I'm literally floating out of my chair.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2016 08:13 PM (PY9jH)

497 Oh. MY. GOD!!!!!

Posted by: Seems legit at December 01, 2016 08:13 PM (U+nHb)

498 Nice

Posted by: dartist at December 01, 2016 08:13 PM (Cf0i2)

499 SWOOOON!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 01, 2016 08:13 PM (wCEn4)

500 GENERAL GEORGE PATTON

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at December 01, 2016 08:13 PM (Iy6JT)

501 493 MAD DOG!!!
Posted by: bluebell at December 01, 2016 08:13 PM (Zokmo)

SEMPER FI!!!! This is some of the best news I've had all day!!!!!

Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at December 01, 2016 08:14 PM (VnCI9)

502 I just love that Trump is sucking all the celebrity oxygen out of Obama's last few days in office.

Posted by: lauraw at December 01, 2016 08:14 PM (K/zYU)

503 Reading those quotes....is it hot in here, or is it....him?

Posted by: vivi at December 01, 2016 08:15 PM (11H2y)

504 Moki, are you tired of winning yet?

Because I'm not tired of winning yet.

Posted by: bluebell at December 01, 2016 08:15 PM (Zokmo)

505 It's amazing how inclusive this divisive man is.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 01, 2016 08:15 PM (EnKk6)

506 O.M.G.

Trump's talk. My eyes has tears of joy.

He said "Keep it in the room. Mad Dog for Secretary of Defense." Loud cheers.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 01, 2016 08:15 PM (u82oZ)

507 sucking all the celebrity oxygen out of Obama's last few days in office.
Posted by: lauraw at December 01, 2016 08:14 PM (K/zYU)

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This a times a thousand!

Posted by: Seems legit at December 01, 2016 08:15 PM (U+nHb)

508 Yahoo has a banner stating Hilary has 2.4 million lead in popular vote.

Bless their hearts.

Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at December 01, 2016 08:15 PM (VnCI9)

509 The fact he is using the teleprompter, speaks to the thought he put into this...this isn't DJT promoting DJT or Trump Properties...
This is President (elect) Trump who believes what he says and approaches this as a serious task the he will accomplishave with style.
Bigly and Yuge and Gold plated style.

Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 01, 2016 08:16 PM (hk1x8)

510 "Is this a big surprise? We did great with women !"

Posted by: bluebell at December 01, 2016 08:16 PM (Zokmo)

511 Yahoo has a banner stating Hilary has 2.4 million lead in popular vote.

One might infer her strategy was .. poor.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 01, 2016 08:17 PM (0F67M)

512 504 Moki, are you tired of winning yet?

Because I'm not tired of winning yet.

Posted by: bluebell at December 01, 2016 08:15 PM (Zokmo)

Nope. I like this winning thing.

I was commissioned under Reagan. I treasure that commission. Signed by him and George Schultz-who had a Marine bulldog tattooed on his butt. Don't ask me how I know this.

And this feels very much like those halcyon days.

Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at December 01, 2016 08:17 PM (VnCI9)

513 Long term lurker, I've thought about commenting many times. Never followed through with it.

Congratulations General, you have accomplished what Kaboom Cereal could not (twice). Semper Fi.

If he were here now, I'd give him a belated Veteran's Day BJ.

No Homo.

Posted by: wakkoxc at December 01, 2016 08:17 PM (WXFpW)

514 Lord. I've almost forgotten my upset stomach.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2016 08:17 PM (PY9jH)

515 He just keeps getting better!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 01, 2016 08:18 PM (wCEn4)

516 They're doing this on the next thread too. We should go over.

Posted by: bluebell at December 01, 2016 08:18 PM (Zokmo)

517 Its like our new Sec of Def is Sergeant Hart from Full Metal Jacket... which is so fucking awesome.

Posted by: Drew in MO at December 01, 2016 08:18 PM (cGlgB)

518 Ace, where's the flaming skull?

Posted by: Semper Gumby at December 01, 2016 08:18 PM (FAs7M)

519
Long term lurker, I've thought about commenting many times. Never followed through with it.

Congratulations General, you have accomplished what Kaboom Cereal could not (twice). Semper Fi.

If he were here now, I'd give him a belated Veteran's Day BJ.

No Homo.

Posted by: wakkoxc at December 01, 2016 08:17 PM (WXFpW)

Welcome! Hang out with us. We're fun and mostly harmless.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2016 08:18 PM (PY9jH)

520 MOSTLY harmless

Posted by: bluebell at December 01, 2016 08:19 PM (Zokmo)

521 516 They're doing this on the next thread too. We should go over.

Posted by: bluebell at December 01, 2016 08:18 PM (Zokmo)

Meet you there. Jane, feel better sugar. Drink some ginger ale and eat some saltine crackers.

Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at December 01, 2016 08:19 PM (VnCI9)

522 502 I just love that Trump is sucking all the celebrity oxygen out of Obama's last few days in office.

Posted by: lauraw at December 01, 2016 08:14 PM (K/zYU)

I'll never get any rest!!!

Posted by: Schadenboner at December 01, 2016 08:19 PM (APrym)

523 Okay, moving to the next thread.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2016 08:19 PM (PY9jH)

524 Test

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 01, 2016 08:20 PM (BS8yt)

525 The road from #NeverTrump to "holy crap, this guy might make a pretty darned good President" is longer for some than for others.
Posted by: Splunge at December 01, 2016 07:33 PM (iMxBJ)

It got a lot shorter for me with Mattis.

Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at December 01, 2016 08:22 PM (R5EqA)

526 WHERE did he get that Flint vs Mexico line? Who wrote that?
Morons, I am looking right at you.
Brilliant. Big. League.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 01, 2016 08:22 PM (H5rtT)

527 Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 01, 2016 08:13 PM (Nox3c)

Appreciate the clarification. I saw different wording on other sites and wanted to be sure.

Posted by: dDan at December 01, 2016 08:26 PM (hwYmz)

528 *rubs hands together*

Now to rename the Dept. of Defense to the Dept. of War.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 01, 2016 08:26 PM (CS7jF)

529 The two best things about this are:
1) He is underlining his campaign talk, not running away from it
2) Fundamentally, Trump is an executive, and he has already done a lot of executing. Contrast with Choom, who is all talk, and executing anything is always an afterthought.

Posted by: Splunge at December 01, 2016 08:30 PM (iMxBJ)

530 His comments on corruption seem a bit extreme, right Elaine?

Posted by: Bitch McConnell with a Dick In His Mouth at December 01, 2016 08:31 PM (97XyN)

531 I know a guy in the Secret Service - I'll bet he is turning back flips at the idea of guarding Melania instead of the current Flotus.

Posted by: An Observation at December 01, 2016 08:34 PM (qAsFD)

532

Has Trump announced his pick for Secretary of State?

I'm hoping for Petraeus. I think he was set up by State. I also think he, as SoS, will spend at least 730 days performing daily colonoscopies on the top 3 levels of bureaucrats, a bunch of Ambassadors, and many more Ambassadorial and Consular staff.

"Follow the Yellow Brick, Follow the Yellow Brick, Follow the Yellow Brick Road ... [ repeat ] ... We're off the see the General, the Wonderful General At State."

Posted by: Arbalest at December 01, 2016 08:36 PM (FlRtG)

533 The Donald confirmed the pick in his speech in Cincy tonight. But no one's supposed to tell anyone until Monday.

Posted by: Mary at December 01, 2016 08:36 PM (2ly7u)

534 Posted by: wakkoxc at December 01, 2016 08:17 PM (WXFpW)

You comeback here, now.

We need ALL the Marines!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at December 01, 2016 08:58 PM (lkEum)

535 I swear everytime the schadenboner starts to subside something else comes along and SCHWING!!!!
This must be how Trump feels walking around his place and seeing Melania bending over to get something.

Posted by: Beardpool at December 01, 2016 09:08 PM (ceup1)

536 200
God Bless General Mattis.......and give me courage to stomach the
selection of that rat bastard weasel traitor Bob Corker as SOS....it's
not official but well-placed source says Corker is in the lead.

Hey, President Trump will need SOMEbody to fire.....Corker may be DJTs first 'You're fired'.

Posted by: !Deplorable Lives Matter! at December 01, 2016 07:25 PM (oBuXO)

Dear God, NO on Corker, Or Romney. I understand dumb reasons why Romney should be called in. But never could figure out why Corker was anywhere near Trump.

Posted by: gracepc at December 01, 2016 09:17 PM (OU4q6)

537 Trump continues to ram his penis into the Fake News, too, even after he won

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THIS!! The # 1 enemy of America is the media. Crushing them should be the overriding priority of the Administration. Once they are dealt with move on to Academia. Do those two things and we have a chance at a worthwhile America.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at December 01, 2016 09:28 PM (dIc3Q)

538 For the first time in your life you had gay thoughts? What about Marco Rubio, and how did that turn out?

Posted by: Ace's shadchanit at December 01, 2016 09:28 PM (Xuv2G)

539 'Twas the night before Christmas...

Every night.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 01, 2016 09:31 PM (Ndje9)

540 Ace, you ignorant two timing slut.

Posted by: Bradley Cooper at December 02, 2016 08:45 AM (ntIeo)

541 Semper Erectus!

Posted by: braininahat at December 03, 2016 11:51 PM (6d6pQ)

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