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Dispatches from the Alternate Reality Where Hillary Clinton Won the Election
via Alex the Chick, this Newsweek article -- astonishing that I'm linking that useless rag, but what the heck, this is actually kind of good -- rounds up the pre-written articles about Hillary's victory, which were written, but of course not actually published.
Warning: Consult a doctor if your shadenboner lasts for more than four hours.JONATHAN CHAIT (writer and columnist, New York magazine) Sparing the Republic from the whims of a twisted maniac is no small triumph. Clinton's skeptics have already been denying credit for her expected victory by noting that she benefited from facing the least popular major party nominee in history, and that a normal Republican could have defeated her. This misses the extraordinary nature of the opposition that produced this unpopularity in the first place. Clinton has absorbed 25 years of relentless and frequently crazed hate directed at her husband, compounded by her status as a feminist symbol, which made her the subject of additional loathing. Her very real missteps were compounded by a press corps that treated her guilt as an unexamined background assumption. She is almost certainly the first president to survive simultaneous leak-attacks by both a faction of rogue right-wing FBI agents and Russian intelligence.I don't want to be rude, but my dick and balls just started pumping out pheremones so sweet they smell exactly like waffles drowned in Maine maple syrup.
MARIN COGAN (contributing editor, New York magazine, but this piece was prepared for Vox.com) And yet: Hillary Clinton's victory is historic--a triumph that should not be overlooked. It marks the end of centuries of exclusion of women from the nation's top job. Even more remarkable was the way she won it: by running as a woman, who championed policies aimed at women, against an avatar of reactionary sexism. She won under politically tainted investigation, in spite of plenty of legitimate criticism, and in the face of an incredible amount of sexism. In voting for her, Americans rejected Donald Trump's old, macho vision of leadership and embraced a new paradigm, one that values not only a new style of leadership but also a policy outlook that prioritizes women and children.I don't want to offend anybody, but my dick just got dressed up like it's a pimp. Update: My dick is now actually a pimp. It's turnin' out ho's and tricks and givin' them the back of its dick-hand if they give it any sass.
CHRIS CILLIZZA (writer, "The Fix"—taken from this piece published on the Washington Post's site) Clinton's path to the presidency--much like her last two-plus decades in public life--was not an easy one, defined more by her relentless drive forward than any sort of soaring movement like the one that propelled Barack Obama into office in 2008. And even in victory, Clinton survived rather than overwhelmed. Expected to cruise to an electoral vote victory, Clinton squeaked by--with Democrats fretting deep into the night about her prospects. In short: It was a uniquely Clinton campaign--with all the good and bad that connotes.I don't mean to "work blue," but my boner just launched a smaller auxilliary sub-boner. It looks like the escape pod in Star Wars, only instead of droids, it has bickering sperm inside of it. One of the sperm is carrying the secret plans to DESTROY Kate Upton's clam canyon.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 30, 2016 12:42 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 30, 2016 12:43 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 30, 2016 12:43 PM (sK2fh)
"It was starting to crowd out the missus," Mr. joncelli said. "I'm thinking about an addition if this keeps up."
Posted by: New of the Weird at November 30, 2016 12:43 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Mama AJ at November 30, 2016 12:43 PM (gTQoY)
I'm dyin' ovah heah.
But my shadenboner is blocking out the sun.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 30, 2016 12:44 PM (WlGX+)
Posted by: tbodie at November 30, 2016 12:44 PM (I9SqL)
Posted by: NCKate at November 30, 2016 12:44 PM (4mm1V)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 30, 2016 12:44 PM (LWYzG)
Posted by: joncelli, Providing the Traditional Responses at November 30, 2016 12:45 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2016 12:45 PM (RVnAu)
MARIN COGAN (contributing editor, New York magazine, but this piece was prepared for Vox.com)
Layers upon layers of extra special stupid.
Serious question, have there ever been here's the articles we would have published if the other person won before? Maybe and I just ignored them.
*rolls around in articles*
They really expected Skittle shitting unicorns and instead they got the Golden Scalp Weasel. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: alexthechick - why does no one listen to me about Outside at November 30, 2016 12:45 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 30, 2016 12:45 PM (0F67M)
Posted by: Winston Wolfe at November 30, 2016 12:45 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2016 12:45 PM (sUwfN)
Chris Cilizza is on fake news msnbc right now. Lying.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 30, 2016 12:46 PM (LWYzG)
Posted by: Bosk at November 30, 2016 12:46 PM (n2K+4)
Hillary lost for a combination of reasons, including because she ran in a way that ran up the vote in states already Deep Blue while alienating whites (especially white males) in the states that actually decided the election.
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 30, 2016 12:46 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: davidt at November 30, 2016 12:46 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2016 12:46 PM (RVnAu)
Posted by: Isophorone at November 30, 2016 12:46 PM (rvgcl)
This is just precious.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 30, 2016 12:47 PM (0F67M)
You are a fucking poet, Ace.
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2016 12:47 PM (MQZBa)
Gotta say though, between the Pelosi interview with Judy "I'm With Her!" Woodruff and these articles I'm just in happyville.
Posted by: MTF at November 30, 2016 12:47 PM (sCBEO)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 30, 2016 12:47 PM (QDnY+)
hahahah. Can you be MORE out of touch, dude.
This is what yer used to call yer cognitive dissonance stuff.... hahahah
Posted by: havildar-major at November 30, 2016 12:47 PM (jpW6t)
I'll probably get willowed, but OT, I took the Horde's advice and eliminated any way for my ex g/f bunnyboiler-in-training to contact me, including changing my phone number.
Hopefully that's the end of it.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 30, 2016 12:47 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 30, 2016 12:47 PM (Om16U)
Until December 20th, that is.
Posted by: Winston Wolfe
...
can we just jerk each other off a little?
Not to completion, of course. That would be gay.
Posted by: ace at November 30, 2016 12:47 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2016 12:47 PM (sUwfN)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 30, 2016 12:48 PM (lIH7u)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2016 12:43 PM (sUwfN)
She doesn't know where I live now.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 30, 2016 12:48 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2016 12:48 PM (MQZBa)
Posted by: SH at November 30, 2016 12:48 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 30, 2016 12:49 PM (lIH7u)
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 30, 2016 12:49 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'ask me about free range Hobo jerkey' at November 30, 2016 12:49 PM (+wjl1)
I don't recall any. I mean, there are post-State of the Union kids of things and press releases that are probably at least mostly written before the event, and of course obituaries sometimes are mistakenly published.
Or not proofread, in Castro's case. That one's a classic.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 30, 2016 12:49 PM (u0s1P)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2016 12:49 PM (sUwfN)
...aaaaand this is why I hang out here.
Well this, and the rest of you morons.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 30, 2016 12:49 PM (PRtT5)
Good to know.
/how long before CNN/HBO airs "Hillary: Madame President" a fictionalized account?
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 30, 2016 12:49 PM (OlyEd)
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2016 12:48 PM (MQZBa)
A: Aside from a liter of vodka? (Although technically that's a Q
.Posted by: joncelli, Providing the Traditional Responses at November 30, 2016 12:49 PM (RD7QR)
Look at what we dodged the next 4 years.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2016 12:49 PM (39g3+)
Maybe what Chait needs is to head over to Hampshire, smoke a little weed and just burn a flag or two. It could be just the ticket to calm down.
Posted by: MTF at November 30, 2016 12:49 PM (sCBEO)
Posted by: josephistan at November 30, 2016 12:50 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 30, 2016 12:50 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: ajmojo at November 30, 2016 12:50 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 30, 2016 12:50 PM (iIzG7)
Hillarious, but still... creepy.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 30, 2016 12:50 PM (sK2fh)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 30, 2016 12:50 PM (LWYzG)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 30, 2016 12:50 PM (MZcWR)
Posted by: wooga at November 30, 2016 12:50 PM (4dhU8)
Wonder what color the sky is there....maybe it's also filled with my pretty ponies, skittles rainbows and glitter?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2016 12:50 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 30, 2016 12:50 PM (lIH7u)
(We're just as guilty: A Newsweek partner prepared a whole Clinton commemorative magazine in advance of the election, infuriating Trump supporters who didn't realize we'd prepped a Trump edition as well.)
What they failed to mention is they shipped the Hillary edition and not the Trump edition. They had to do a recall, and some of those Hillary editions are still out there.
Donald Trump officially stumped the world by winning the presidential election on Tuesday, November 8. The shock upset forced Newsweek's partner Topix Media Lab to issue a statement on Wednesday, November 9, recalling the magazine's premature copies which had a cover celebrating Hillary Clinton's presidency.
http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/newsweek-
recalls-premature-hillary-clinton-madam-president-issues-w449631
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 30, 2016 12:50 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: BEN ROTHLESBERGER at November 30, 2016 12:51 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: ajmojo at November 30, 2016 12:50 PM (1H9ox)
Brings up bad mental image so NO.
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 30, 2016 12:51 PM (Om16U)
Serious question, have there ever been here's the articles we would
have published if the other person won before? Maybe and I just ignored
them.
--
Well, there are the "What Life would be Like if Hitler Didn't Lose WWII and We were All Speaking German" articles, but those are usually called "fiction."
/Family Guy did do an episode where Gore won the election, if that counts..
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 30, 2016 12:51 PM (OlyEd)
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For many reasons.
1. The first women to lose the Presidential election as a major party candidate.
2. The first candidate to lose to someone who had never held office, been in government, or served in the military.
Just to name a few.
Posted by: SH at November 30, 2016 12:51 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: josephistan at November 30, 2016 12:51 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Soona at November 30, 2016 12:51 PM (Fmupd)
directed at her husband, compounded by her status as a feminist symbol,
which made her the subject of additional loathing.
Yeah, funny how that happened, huh? I have no idea why people haaaate Hillary, none at all, hmm.............
Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2016 12:52 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: BEN ROTHLESBERGER at November 30, 2016 12:51 PM (Fmupd)
It's funny because you didn't capitalize it.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 30, 2016 12:52 PM (0F67M)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 30, 2016 12:52 PM (lIH7u)
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The sky looks like the aurora and yes, there are pretty, pretty pones, skittles, rainbows and lots of sparkly mylar glitter
Posted by: Writers Guild East/West at November 30, 2016 12:52 PM (OlyEd)
Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 30, 2016 12:52 PM (jjaLl)
Yup- I'm just that ridiculous.
Posted by: MTF at November 30, 2016 12:52 PM (sCBEO)
Posted by: Darth Randall at November 30, 2016 12:52 PM (6n332)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 30, 2016 12:52 PM (7ZVPa)
Ace stop it.
Just stop it.
Every body here is in a good mood. There are no more one named trolls. There have been no True Con flamewars, the Nevertrumper Battles have ceased.
Everybody has a Schadenvboner that has lasted WAAAAAAY more than four hours. My underwear smells like pudding.
IT'S LIKE I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU PEOPLE ANYMORE!!!!
I kinda miss the old bloodletting. You posting shit that makes me feel good about things isnt helping any.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2016 12:52 PM (8XRCm)
It was all bushy near the trailhead and pretty damp once you got inside. We smelled plenty of fish but couldn't seem to catch any.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 30, 2016 12:52 PM (WlGX+)
and We were All Speaking German" articles, but those are usually called
"fiction.""
The Man In The High Castle, Philip K. Dick.
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 30, 2016 12:52 PM (iIzG7)
You think hillary will become a college law professor for a couple of semesters (for a few million $$)?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 30, 2016 12:53 PM (LWYzG)
Posted by: josephistan at November 30, 2016 12:53 PM (7HtZB)
♫ Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me..♫
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 30, 2016 12:53 PM (0F67M)
Riiiiight.
Posted by: Mama AJ at November 30, 2016 12:43 PM (gTQoY)
Yeah. As I've been telling my coworkers, she's basically the worst feminist ever. Riding your husbands coattails to power, as you stick around despite multiple affairs...and then can't even get your shit together enough on election night to concede because you're too emotional. Feminist my ass.
Posted by: Lea at November 30, 2016 12:53 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: JG2.0 at November 30, 2016 12:53 PM (HoveR)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 30, 2016 12:53 PM (PRtT5)
That's like the NFL shop selling "Carolina Panthers 2016 world champions!" gear...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 30, 2016 12:53 PM (sK2fh)
When you drive by a hillary bumper sticker, does anyone else point and laugh like I do?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 30, 2016 12:54 PM (LWYzG)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 30, 2016 12:54 PM (lIH7u)
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 30, 2016 12:50 PM (iIzG7)
Almost all of them were recalled. Those that made it into the wild are going for $10,000 a pop already.
Posted by: alexthechick - why does no one listen to me about Outside at November 30, 2016 12:54 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2016 12:54 PM (RVnAu)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2016 12:54 PM (39g3+)
Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 30, 2016 12:53 PM (0F67M)
And thank you for that earworm.
Posted by: josephistan at November 30, 2016 12:54 PM (7HtZB)
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She's a role model for sure.
Posted by: SH at November 30, 2016 12:54 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 30, 2016 12:54 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 30, 2016 12:54 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 30, 2016 12:49 PM (u0s1P)
That was funny as hell.
Posted by: alexthechick - why does no one listen to me about Outside at November 30, 2016 12:55 PM (mf5HN)
Also, F* those guys with far less refined D*cks than mine.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 30, 2016 12:55 PM (UHLlC)
And remember these near-hallucinogenic mindsets mirror those of 90% of the "press", which notwithstanding much triumphalist boasting still provides the info and framework for most of the electorate, and completely determines the terms of discussion.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 30, 2016 12:55 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 30, 2016 12:55 PM (WlGX+)
My Shatnerboner has become unwieldy. May have to lance it soon. If not, will be forced to boldly go where no man has gone before...the Clintonian Clam Canyons.
Wish me luck.
Posted by: ajmojo at November 30, 2016 12:55 PM (1H9ox)
"Trump's transition is a complete mess and there is no reason to assume his White House will be any different."
I suspect that Obama's biggest accomplishment at this point in Nov 2008 was coming up with an 'official seal of the president elect"
Posted by: Mallfly ver 2.0001 at November 30, 2016 12:55 PM (2JQBv)
Oh, and thanks for making me crave pancakes with all the maple syrup dirty talk. CARBS MUST DIE!!!!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2016 12:55 PM (yrAmz)
That's like the NFL shop selling "Carolina Panthers 2016 world champions!" gear...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 30, 2016 12:53 PM (sK2fh)
I have a Philadelphia Flyers 1987 Stanley Cup Champions banner. They lost to the Oilers in seven games that year.
Posted by: josephistan at November 30, 2016 12:55 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: willy at November 30, 2016 12:55 PM (Ffw22)
that line had me giggling like a 5th grader.
Posted by: Distracted drivin.... SQUIRREL! at November 30, 2016 12:55 PM (DVC2D)
Posted by: Gloaty McGloatface at November 30, 2016 12:55 PM (ZO497)
The NFL shop gives them away to poor third-world nations and takes a big tax deduction. They send them to impoverished places like Rwanda, Myanmar, and Detroit.
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 30, 2016 12:56 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 30, 2016 12:56 PM (lIH7u)
Can anyone cite any of this supposed sexism?
Posted by: JG2.0 at November 30, 2016 12:53 PM (HoveR)
I was thinking the same thing.
Apparently, not voting for Hillary's vagina is, ipso facto, sexism.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 30, 2016 12:56 PM (PRtT5)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2016 12:56 PM (IqV8l)
http://bit.ly/2gyf5Go
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 30, 2016 12:56 PM (0F67M)
just because i'm married to low carb doesn't mean I can't look at other foods
Posted by: ace at November 30, 2016 12:56 PM (8rNrN)
Clinton's skeptics have already been denying credit for her expected victory by noting that she benefited from facing the least popular major party nominee in history, and that a normal Republican could have defeated her.
The narrative they were going to go with. Pre-written, btw.
Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at November 30, 2016 12:56 PM (R5EqA)
President Elect Donald Trump and
President Elect Not Hillary
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 30, 2016 12:56 PM (FOeaV)
Posted by: R2-D Sperm at November 30, 2016 12:57 PM (XkVXQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2016 12:57 PM (39g3+)
The sport memorabilia IMO is much more interesting. Oh, they printed and recalled or pulped some magazines. Big deal.
But, like, shirts and stuff? Collectibles and keepsakes that people actually keep and use? Maaaaan.
What's the turnaround on that stuff, anyway? Do they have to make a bunch of each and ship it, or do they normally start producing only as soon as the game's won? I've never tracked the timeline, but the Cubs Won stuff did appear very fast.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 30, 2016 12:57 PM (u0s1P)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 30, 2016 12:57 PM (7ZVPa)
It was all bushy near the trailhead and pretty damp once you got inside. We smelled plenty of fish but couldn't seem to catch any.
Be glad no one was baking bread.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2016 12:57 PM (sUwfN)
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And she still lost. Bigly.
Ha.
Posted by: SH at November 30, 2016 12:57 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 30, 2016 12:45 PM (0F67M)Then we'll fight in the shade.
Posted by: Pelosi, Clinton, Ellison etal at November 30, 2016 12:57 PM (oZEJt)
Posted by: grammie winger at November 30, 2016 12:57 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Lea
___________
You misspelled "drunk".
Posted by: Furious George at November 30, 2016 12:57 PM (77i7V)
feminist ever. Riding your husbands coattails to power, as you stick
around despite multiple affairs...and then can't even get your shit
together enough on election night to concede because you're too
emotional. Feminist my ass.
Bingo!
Rush also made an interesting point: Hillary came of age when feminism was really breaking through - she could have blazed her own trail like so many other boomer women were doing. And yet...not only did she get married, but she married a good ol' boy from Arkansas and then - get this - moved there (the icky, backwards South!), had a baby, and supported his political aspirations, all while ignoring his numerous, years-long affairs....
Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2016 12:57 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at November 30, 2016 12:57 PM (FQKBL)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 30, 2016 12:58 PM (WlGX+)
You can argue that Nancy has been more influential over the last ten years than Obama.
She had a bigger hand in drafting Obamacare, and along with Harry Reid, pushed it through.
She's had enormous influence over the budget in the last eight years, and turned Obama's Stimulus into Porkulus, so that the money wouldn't go to burly men jobs that might actually build something. Because we haven't had a real budget, we've repeated this horrendous mistake every year since, which is why we've never had a recovery.
Nancy's hubby was junior partner to Bill Hambrecht, and so for decades Nancy has been able to tap into Bay Area tech billionaire moguls for donations. This has made the D party beholden to the interests of a narrow faction of the elite.
And she's still in power. Power of the purse, baby!
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 30, 2016 12:58 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 30, 2016 12:58 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: josephistan at November 30, 2016 12:50 PM
I know. Did I mention my father was a mailman?
Posted by: John Kasich at November 30, 2016 12:58 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: tu3031 at November 30, 2016 12:58 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at November 30, 2016 12:59 PM (KLyOA)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 30, 2016 12:59 PM (voOPb)
It's made ahead of time and is ready to roll by game over.
No other way the screen printing can dry that quick.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2016 12:59 PM (sUwfN)
It took him like 2 years to finish filling his cabinet. I think he was still picking "czars" in his second term.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2016 12:59 PM (39g3+)
It was all bushy near the trailhead and pretty damp once you got inside. We smelled plenty of fish but couldn't seem to catch any.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my
Ride at November 30, 2016 12:52 PM (WlGX+)
Did you come across the little man in the boat?
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 30, 2016 12:59 PM (PRtT5)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 30, 2016 12:59 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 30, 2016 12:59 PM (Pby3z)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 30, 2016 12:59 PM (WlGX+)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2016 12:59 PM (0mRoj)
Children, pay attention. ^This^ is poetry.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 30, 2016 12:59 PM (4WhSY)
Posted by: willy at November 30, 2016 01:00 PM (Ffw22)
Posted by: blaster at November 30, 2016 01:00 PM (tewYv)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2016 01:00 PM (IqV8l)
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Its funnier if you use "Minnesota Vikings"
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2016 01:00 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 30, 2016 01:00 PM (FOeaV)
Who doesn't have placeholder notes in their writing, though, like "need to connect these paragraphs" or "this is clunky, fix if time"?
I used to write really crazy stuff in high school papers, and then delete it right away out of paranoia.
Anyway, yeah, it was funny but also relatable.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 30, 2016 01:01 PM (u0s1P)
Kodiak pancake mix has a good protein/carb ratio. Costco has regular version, but the high protein mix is available through Amazon. Tastes good.
Posted by: wooga at November 30, 2016 01:01 PM (4dhU8)
Posted by: josephistan at November 30, 2016 12:55 PM (7HtZB
What a bittersweet thing to own
(Unless you were an Oilers fan, I guess!)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 30, 2016 01:01 PM (sK2fh)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 30, 2016 01:01 PM (voOPb)
The doctor's office is the only place I see Newsweek nowadays.
Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 30, 2016 01:01 PM (zoehZ)
Posted by: !Deplorable Lives Matter! at November 30, 2016 01:01 PM (oBuXO)
It's made ahead of time and is ready to roll by game over.
No other way the screen printing can dry that quick.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2016 12:59 PM (sUwfN)
I posted above that I have a banner for the 1987 Stanley Cup champion Philadelphia Flyers - they lost that series.
Posted by: josephistan at November 30, 2016 01:01 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2016 01:01 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: no good deed at November 30, 2016 01:01 PM (/O5Ax)
Posted by: willy at November 30, 2016 01:02 PM (Ffw22)
But, like, shirts and stuff? Collectibles and keepsakes that people actually keep and use? Maaaaan.
What's the turnaround on that stuff, anyway? Do they have to make a bunch of each and ship it, or do they normally start producing only as soon as the game's won? I've never tracked the timeline, but the Cubs Won stuff did appear very fast.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 30, 2016 12:57 PM (u0s1P)
The shirts and stuff get produced as soon as the line up is set.
I read that MLB no longer donates the losing team's stuff to foreign countries and instead it now all gets destroyed. Why?
Because enterprising people were using those shirts to lift off the logos and then turning around and selling fake jerseys and the like. On the one hand, that sucks. On the other hand, I don't care where you are on this planet, someone will find a way to make a buck.
Posted by: alexthechick - why does no one listen to me about Outside at November 30, 2016 01:02 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Lily (formerly of Hot Air) now of AOSHQ at November 30, 2016 01:02 PM (vfC/C)
Posted by: ajmojo at November 30, 2016 01:02 PM (1H9ox)
https://www.facebook.com/groups/1815179942100686/
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at November 30, 2016 01:02 PM (/5WQL)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 30, 2016 01:02 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 30, 2016 01:02 PM (jjaLl)
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Isn't capitalism great.
Posted by: SH at November 30, 2016 01:02 PM (gmeXX)
I'm sorry, friend, but I couldn't make that out clearly. Could you repeat that, please?
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 30, 2016 01:02 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: ace at November 30, 2016 01:03 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: ajmojo at November 30, 2016 01:03 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: Zombie Sidney Harman at November 30, 2016 01:03 PM (0F67M)
Where do I apply for a Platinum Membership, big boy?
Posted by: Sandra Flook at November 30, 2016 01:03 PM (vtcmf)
QFT, plus add some plain protein cooking powder if ya need it.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 30, 2016 01:03 PM (kJtGF)
oh my, Trump (or Pence) to meet with Condi Rice..?
Posted by: Mallfly ver 2.0001 at November 30, 2016 01:03 PM (2JQBv)
Posted by: josephistan at November 30, 2016 12:55 PM (7HtZB
What a bittersweet thing to own
(Unless you were an Oilers fan, I guess!)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 30, 2016 01:01 PM (sK2fh)
It's the bittersweet. I watched every game of that series as a kid, the most exciting, wonderful & heartbreaking sporting event I can remember. I'm trying to get the autographs of every member of that team.
Posted by: josephistan at November 30, 2016 01:03 PM (7HtZB)
Ford.
Carrier.
And he STILL has almost two months before he takes office!
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2016 01:03 PM (sUwfN)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2016 01:04 PM (8XRCm)
than emotions, but still. Nothing like a president not being able to
take that 3 am call because she's plastered.
Pretty sure it was both. She is completely self-absorbed, so after the loss became clear it was all about nursing her own emotional wounds with alcohol and rage at those who failed her.
As has been pointed out, we knew Hillary didn't have what it takes to deal with a massive crisis - just look at her non-appearance during the Benghazi attack (and days after) - she was MIA.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2016 01:04 PM (NOIQH)
ONE MONTH AGO TODAY IN THE WASHINGTON POST: There is no possible way Donald Trump's team actually believes this is their path to 270. "I mean, look. Clinton has a 6.2-point lead in Pennsylvania. She's up 6.5 points in Wisconsin. She's up 10 in Michigan. She leads in Colorado by 8 and Virginia by 10. Those are margins that put those states easily out of reach. Put another way, polls do not show Trump close in Pennsylvania, New Hampshire and Colorado - they show Clinton leading by 6, 7 and 8 points, respectively. Using that map, Clinton has 323 electoral votes, and a victory. Move all of her light blue states into the 'maybe' column and she is at 273. She has won."
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 30, 2016 01:04 PM (oZEJt)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 30, 2016 01:04 PM (kJtGF)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 30, 2016 01:04 PM (KUaJL)
The left hates our now growing economy, manufacturing jobs not leaving for Mexico, high consumer confidence, calm foreign allies and enemies eager to make deals.
All that peace and prosperity runs counter to the lefty playbook, which emphasizes identity victimization, multi-cultural shit and ever higher dependence upon the Democrat party for food and the other necessities of life.
Posted by: MTF at November 30, 2016 01:04 PM (sCBEO)
Posted by: Aunt Jemimah at November 30, 2016 01:04 PM (MQZBa)
Posted by: ajmojo at November 30, 2016 01:04 PM (1H9ox)
According to the left wing press, Trump acted like a totalitarian dictator by stepping in before he's in office.
In reality, they're just pissed that Trump made their crapweasel God-King look bad by comparison.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 30, 2016 01:04 PM (WlGX+)
YES! A Ball sack full of Trumpian victories now assured.
Posted by: !Deplorable Lives Matter! at November 30, 2016 01:04 PM (oBuXO)
It never gets old. I have a boner so hard you couldn't cut it with a diamond saw...and I don't even have a penis.
Posted by: no good deed at November 30, 2016 01:04 PM (/O5Ax)
Posted by: wooga at November 30, 2016 01:01 PM (4dhU
Yes but it is extremely sensitive to the mix of liquid (you can use water or milk) to powder.
Go a little under - when its runny it doesn't cook well or flip well.
Posted by: blaster at November 30, 2016 01:04 PM (tewYv)
No other way the screen printing can dry that quick.
That's what I figured, but I've never followed up on what happens to the merch. Paper products can be pulped, but are shirts and things really donated to charities? I guess that makes the most sense, but there's a market for that stuff, too.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 30, 2016 01:05 PM (u0s1P)
Sexism in the past doesn't mean that it's obligated or wise to elect a corrupt sociopath who has a proven track record of selling us out and acting against the country's best interests. I don't think you have to be partcularly bright for that thought to spring to mind. But it never springs to the left's mind.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 30, 2016 01:05 PM (Pby3z)
Posted by: josephistan at November 30, 2016 01:05 PM (7HtZB)
Between this and the ESPN article, the schadenboner is just too fucking intense. I can't leave my office now, and people are starting to wonder exactly what I'm doing on my computer ... but are afraid to walk in.
Oh shit ... I need a towel ...
Posted by: thirteen28 at November 30, 2016 01:05 PM (GdJ+p)
My schdenboner is so big it has become sentient and is plotting world domination.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2016 01:05 PM (8XRCm)
So hard a cat couldn't scratch it.
I've always liked "harder than Chinese arithmetic," because racist.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 30, 2016 01:05 PM (u0s1P)
There is a (large) part of her that still believes (all evidence to the contrary) she is DESTINED to be America's first woman President.
Her party is going to have to dissuade her of that notion. But that only assumes the Dem party can de-Clintonize over thext two years, or else that family will still be allowed to hold the reins of power in the shadows.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 30, 2016 01:05 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: RoyalOil at November 30, 2016 01:05 PM (e2Rx3)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 30, 2016 01:06 PM (wtvvX)
He's actually getting some praise from some in the press for that. I wonder what the deals were in the background and what was offered to get that decision made?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2016 01:06 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Admiral Snackbar at November 30, 2016 01:06 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: thirteen28 at November 30, 2016 01:05 PM (GdJ+p)
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tarp
...you need a tarp.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2016 01:06 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 30, 2016 01:06 PM (kJtGF)
Splooge! Splooge!
Splooge! Splooge!
Splooge! Splooge!
Splooge! Splooge!
Splooge! Splooge!
Splooge! Splooge!
Splooge! Splooge!
Splooge! Splooge!
Wow. Looks like I'm hanging wallpaper in here.
Posted by: Guy Who Can't Stop Splooging at November 30, 2016 01:06 PM (uhftQ)
Looked like Hitler in the Downfall bunker scene.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2016 01:06 PM (sUwfN)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 30, 2016 01:06 PM (WlGX+)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 30, 2016 01:06 PM (mN+tK)
I had a great time imagining her raging and drowning in her own vodka infused tears.
Posted by: no good deed at November 30, 2016 01:06 PM (/O5Ax)
I'm calling every chick that was ever remotely interested in me.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 30, 2016 01:07 PM (7ZVPa)
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It appears they were state level deals. Probably the type that would bug me.
Posted by: SH at November 30, 2016 01:07 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2016 01:07 PM (/tuJf)
This thread might be a bit premature. The latest Vox.com poll shows Hillary up 7.5% in Texas. It's going to be an early night for Trump
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2016 01:07 PM (493sH)
Thank you for showing up everyday and sometimes on weekends and writing for us. Like Andrew Breitbart, you are an original and irreplaceable. You're a gift.
Thank you.
Posted by: L, Elle at November 30, 2016 01:07 PM (6IPEM)
He's actually getting some praise from some in the press for that. I wonder what the deals were in the background and what was offered to get that decision made?
Move to Mexico and my wall will keep you out too?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2016 01:07 PM (sUwfN)
Yeah, remember his Ebola Czar who resigned weeks before he was scheduled to assume the job because he ridiculously said he wouldn't start for something like 3-4 weeks????? I don't remember all the details, just that it was the opposite of an emergency response.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2016 01:07 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 30, 2016 12:59 PM (WlGX+)
I am going to watch that, I just barely remember when they called California for Reagan.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 30, 2016 01:07 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: ajmojo at November 30, 2016 01:08 PM (1H9ox)
But bigger.
Posted by: blaster at November 30, 2016 01:08 PM (tewYv)
Because enterprising people were using those shirts to lift off the logos and then turning around and selling fake jerseys and the like. On the one hand, that sucks. On the other hand, I don't care where you are on this planet, someone will find a way to make a buck.
Oh, wow. Never thought of that. I guess I'd've thought that more of that stuff would make it out if produced, but they should have pretty complete control between factory and warehouse before they ship it to vendors.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 30, 2016 01:08 PM (u0s1P)
Posted by: Hillary! at November 30, 2016 01:08 PM (qJhUV)
Look for the young Chris Wallace, wearing those ginormous headphones reporters used to wear.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 30, 2016 01:08 PM (WlGX+)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 30, 2016 01:08 PM (W8WOQ)
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2016 01:09 PM (MQZBa)
Fucker can see it on the 10:00 news like anyone else!
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2016 01:09 PM (sUwfN)
Posted by: Guy Who Can't Stop Splooging at November 30, 2016 01:09 PM (m3iiU)
Curse them for telling the truth about the horrible things she did!!
VRWC, part 2.
Still ticks me off.
Posted by: Mama AJ at November 30, 2016 01:09 PM (gTQoY)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 30, 2016 01:09 PM (0F67M)
My call was that we needed Trump's Mad Media Skillz to win this cycle. That and redefining the R party to be more inclusive. Combined it overcame Trump's exaggerated negatives.
I also said all along that when elected, Trump will be at least pretty good and can surprise to the upside. He's a Giuliani-like pragmatist with NYC bridge-and-tunnel values, which is what we need right now. I'm even more convinced of this now.
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 30, 2016 01:09 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: no good deed
Sure you do, its just battery powered and in the side table.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2016 01:09 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 30, 2016 01:09 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: josephistan at November 30, 2016 01:09 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: ajmojo at November 30, 2016 01:09 PM (1H9ox)
Making the complete package of failing upwards into power and riches of the late 90s Dem/Beltway something historic, indeed.
Geithner, Gorelick, Raines, et al. People who directly, materially contributed to the greatest (and least excusable) financial catastrophe in history. Cabinet posts, plum board of director slots, fortunes (Bermuda estate and a scratch golf game for Raines).
Posted by: rhomboid at November 30, 2016 01:09 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2016 01:09 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 30, 2016 01:10 PM (kJtGF)
Fucker can see it on the 10:00 news like anyone else!
Along with everyone on my Christmas List.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 30, 2016 01:10 PM (0F67M)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2016 01:10 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 30, 2016 01:09 PM (SIY7D)
Why can't it be both? I am ecstatic about both.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 30, 2016 01:10 PM (S2VsH)
I'll probably get willowed, but OT, I took the Horde's advice and eliminated any way for my ex g/f bunnyboiler-in-training to contact me, including changing my phone number.
Hopefully that's the end of it.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 30, 2016 12:47 PM (Jcg9Q)
Good call. Stand well back as the crazy goes past.
Posted by: Halfwise at November 30, 2016 01:10 PM (rB/gm)
On the other hand, it could be a safe assignment. If the Democrat party survives, he'd be a hero, and if it doesn't, well, it wouldn't be his fault.
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 30, 2016 01:10 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at November 30, 2016 01:10 PM (kth/o)
Nancy Pelosi.
Thanks to Hillary's loss, Pelosi remains the highest-ranking female American politician OF ALL TIME, a position she will almost certainly hold until the day she dies.
Pelosi was so stoked to maintain her #1 ranking that she immediately scheduled her seventh facelift.
Posted by: zombie at November 30, 2016 01:10 PM (jBuUi)
This shit is disturbing. All people should be treated fairly under the law. Inalienable rights should be respected. No one should be "prioritized". If Obama were forced to donate one of his kidneys to an illegal Mexican woman or child who needed one, that would be "prioritizing women and children", but I'd guess even he would see that that would be immoral.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 30, 2016 01:11 PM (Pby3z)
Well, where is it?
I feel like I'm missing out.
I fell cheated.
Posted by: L, Elle at November 30, 2016 01:11 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Dr. Jill Stein at November 30, 2016 01:11 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2016 01:11 PM (MQZBa)
I'm happy that Clintoon lost. And happy that Trump won over Yeb!, Katshit and the rest of the GOPe crew.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 30, 2016 01:11 PM (WlGX+)
She is now sporting a goatee.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2016 01:11 PM (sUwfN)
You know what's weird? For the last 3 weeks this song has been playing in my head:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LYekeK0HWo
Sing
Sing a song
la la la lala....
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 30, 2016 01:11 PM (LWYzG)
CNBC has Bwarny Fwank on talking about Trump rolling back Dodd-Frank. Lisp on Bwarny, lisp on
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2016 01:11 PM (493sH)
Well, where is it?
I feel like I'm missing out.
I fell cheated.
...
You can play with mine for a little bit if you like.
Posted by: ajmojo at November 30, 2016 01:11 PM (1H9ox)
Well, where is it?
I feel like I'm missing out.
I fell cheated.
Posted by: L, Elle
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Where does the line start?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 30, 2016 01:12 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2016 01:09 PM
I'm hunting WITH my schadenboner. Take that, Ted Nugent!
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 30, 2016 01:12 PM (S2VsH)
People, this is great literature, pure and simple.
I can just hear Luke (ace)'s wing-man droning "stay on target . . . stay on target . . ." just before Luke (ace) administers the money shot . . . fires the missile . . . errr, destroys Kate's . . . ahh, clam canyon.
So when Han Solo (Insomniac) and Chewbacca (Misanthropic Humanitarian) fly in overhead and take out Darth Vader (George Soros), does that mean it was a double team?
I'm sure Princess Leia (Alex the Chick) will not approve.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 30, 2016 01:12 PM (CS7jF)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 30, 2016 01:12 PM (FYrz1)
ask him to please stop giving us schaudenboners,,,,
Posted by: !Deplorable Lives Matter! at November 30, 2016 01:12 PM (oBuXO)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 30, 2016 01:12 PM (kJtGF)
Well, where is it?
I feel like I'm missing out.
I fell cheated.
IIRC, a commenter here, long ago, used the phrase "girl wood." So, that's something, right?
Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 30, 2016 01:12 PM (u0s1P)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 30, 2016 01:12 PM (WlGX+)
and I nominate 190 for the thread's off topic thread winner. Like a weekend with Bill in a fantasy in his office.
Posted by: Mallfly ver 2.0001 at November 30, 2016 01:12 PM (2JQBv)
Well, where is it?
I feel like I'm missing out.
I fell cheated.
Posted by: L, Elle at November 30, 2016 01:11 PM (6IPEM)
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**slides over**
How YOU doin.
Have you met my friend?
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2016 01:12 PM (8XRCm)
Some moron was saying that Trump was violating X law in negotiating with Carrier, and needs to be arrested Now.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 30, 2016 01:13 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: MacGruber at November 30, 2016 01:13 PM (sWgE+)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2016 01:13 PM (/tuJf)
"In voting for her, Americans rejected Donald Trump's old, macho vision
of leadership and embraced a new paradigm, one that values not only a
new style of leadership but also a policy outlook that prioritizes women
and aborting their children."
Posted by: Ripley at November 30, 2016 01:13 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Hope Solo at November 30, 2016 01:13 PM (MQZBa)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 30, 2016 01:14 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Mama AJ at November 30, 2016 01:14 PM (gTQoY)
Posted by: Blanco at November 30, 2016 01:14 PM (tGBt6)
Posted by: Ignoramus
Think of it this way:
You'd be happy to watch a sex tape of Kate Upton giving someone a blowjob.
You'd also be happy if you ejaculated.
But you'd be SUPER-DUPER happy if the reason you ejaculated was that you WERE the guy getting that blowjob!
Posted by: zombie at November 30, 2016 01:14 PM (jBuUi)
Well, where is it?
I feel like I'm missing out.
I fell cheated.
OK guys, who's willing to share theirs with her?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 30, 2016 01:14 PM (4WhSY)
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somebody needs to wake that woman up if she's going to sing that song.
Posted by: Robert Johnson at November 30, 2016 01:14 PM (sCBEO)
Posted by: Guy Who Can't Stop Splooging at November 30, 2016 01:14 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: Zombie Jim McKay at November 30, 2016 01:14 PM (XoldI)
You can't miss.
Posted by: Hope Solo at November 30, 2016 01:13 PM (MQZBa)
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never gets old
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2016 01:14 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 30, 2016 01:14 PM (u0lmX)
The maples have filed a complaint. It seems my shadenboner's just too lofty, and it's grabbing up all the light.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 30, 2016 01:14 PM (WlGX+)
Posted by: Stilgar at November 30, 2016 01:15 PM (0F67M)
Her very real missteps were compounded by a press corps that treated her guilt as an unexamined background assumption. She is almost certainly the first president to survive simultaneous leak-attacks by both a faction of rogue right-wing FBI agents and Russian intelligence.
What world do these people live in?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2016 01:15 PM (493sH)
You'd also be happy if you ejaculated.
Immmmm...nope. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2016 01:15 PM (tOcW/)
That is some Grade-A Pure Fabrication of Reality right there. Chait needs to be on meds if he thinks that was the case. Seriously.
Posted by: red speck at November 30, 2016 01:15 PM (RcEOo)
Posted by: Prezzy Lipout at November 30, 2016 01:15 PM (viGLK)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 30, 2016 01:15 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Mallfly ver 2.0001 at November 30, 2016 01:15 PM (2JQBv)
Posted by: Soothsayer
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do!
Thanks USPS!
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2016 01:15 PM (sUwfN)
Posted by: Hope's Rolo at November 30, 2016 01:15 PM (vtcmf)
You can't miss.
Posted by: Hope Solo at November 30, 2016 01:13 PM (MQZBa)
Cover me, Porkins, I'm going in.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 30, 2016 01:15 PM (0F67M)
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2016 12:48 PM (MQZBa)
A: A bottle of vodka, Huma's Xanax prescription and some Parkinson's medicine!
Posted by: Huma Loves Hillary at November 30, 2016 01:15 PM (3aBcq)
Posted by: MTF at November 30, 2016 01:15 PM (sCBEO)
LOL I'm glad I work from home, so I can laugh like a hyena and nobody can hear me!
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 30, 2016 01:16 PM (WlGX+)
Posted by: ajmojo at November 30, 2016 01:16 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gloaty McGloatface at November 30, 2016 01:16 PM (RwwCT)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 30, 2016 01:16 PM (FqgrG)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2016 01:16 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 30, 2016 01:16 PM (4ErVI)
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Wise course of action Country Boy.
I took my dip into crazy land as a learning experience and have actually become a happier person.
Every now and then pain really does make you stronger.
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I will add that it is a great source of amusement to most of my friend's wives. From time to time they even sing me a little song about her..
Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 30, 2016 01:17 PM (xXpwR)
You can't miss.
Posted by: Hope Solo at November 30, 2016 01:13 PM (MQZBa)
Cover me, Porkins, I'm going in.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 30, 2016 01:15 PM (0F67M)
Dammit, this is gonna end well for everyone but me...
Posted by: Porkins at November 30, 2016 01:17 PM (WuRdh)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2016 01:17 PM (KP5rU)
My schadenboner can see me from space.
...
My schadenboner is space.
Posted by: ajmojo at November 30, 2016 01:17 PM (1H9ox)
looking Hillary standing in traffic wearing a dirty housecoat and
slippers with a quart of gin in her pocket."
That might actually solve my schadenboner problem.
Might.
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 30, 2016 01:17 PM (iIzG7)
She is now sporting a goatee.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2016 01:11 PM (sUwfN)
A saw a press conference and thought the Dems had chosen Dr. Phibes
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2016 01:17 PM (493sH)
Well, where is it?
I feel like I'm missing out.
I fell cheated.
OK guys, who's willing to share theirs with her?
Posted by: Blanco Basura
We aren't called "the horde" for nothing!
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2016 01:17 PM (sUwfN)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 30, 2016 01:18 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 30, 2016 01:18 PM (7ZVPa)
Ace has obviously been reading yesterday's Twitter idiot-commentator Tariq "King Flex" Nasheed's classic "The Art of Makin'":
http://tinyurl.com/The-Pimp-Hand-is-Strong-Yo
Posted by: Sharkman at November 30, 2016 01:18 PM (CS7jF)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 30, 2016 01:12 PM (CS7jF)
That may be the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me.
Posted by: alexthechick - why does no one listen to me about Outside at November 30, 2016 01:18 PM (mf5HN)
Agony of Defeat being snatched from their Jaws of Victory.
Watching Hillary tumble end over end into a faceplant in the Scooby van would be quite humorous.
Posted by: tu3031 at November 30, 2016 01:18 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Guy Who Can't Stop Splooging at November 30, 2016 01:18 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2016 01:18 PM (tOcW/)
Posted by: josephistan at November 30, 2016 01:18 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 30, 2016 01:18 PM (X6fMO)
I thought Bill Clinton was beloved. That's what the Party press always told us. Isn't that why it was so important to have him campaigning for Barky....and for Hillary?
Very confusing.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 30, 2016 01:18 PM (Nox3c)
You can't miss.
Posted by: Hope Solo at November 30, 2016 01:13 PM (MQZBa)
Cover me, Porkins, I'm going in.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 30, 2016 01:15 PM (0F67M)
Dammit, this is gonna end well for everyone but me...
Posted by: Porkins at November 30, 2016 01:17 PM (WuRdh)
C'mon, man, you knew you were fucked the moment you took off. I mean, your name is Porkins for God's sake.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2016 01:18 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 30, 2016 01:19 PM (WlGX+)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2016 01:19 PM (0mRoj)
They are hoping to prove that it is hiding a second boner inside itself like some sort of Meso-American Phallic Pyramid.
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2016 01:19 PM (MQZBa)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2016 01:19 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Evilpens at November 30, 2016 01:20 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: mrp at November 30, 2016 01:20 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 30, 2016 01:20 PM (ZO497)
Tossed in like a sack of feed WAS priceless!
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2016 01:20 PM (sUwfN)
Posted by: Evilpens at November 30, 2016 01:20 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: S Holmes at November 30, 2016 01:20 PM (+TcCF)
My own task list for Trump was to eliminate Yeb!, eliminate Rubio, and force the GOP field to deal seriously with mass illegal migration and rule of law. Beyond that I had no agenda for him. He's already out-performed by defeating Hillary and most of the "establishment" in several fields.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 30, 2016 01:21 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 30, 2016 12:47 PM (Jcg9Q)
Nicely done, CB. Nicely done.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 30, 2016 01:21 PM (CS7jF)
Somebody should have grabbed the shoe and eBayed it.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 30, 2016 01:21 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Insomniac
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Yeah, sorry. That exceeds carry-on limits.
Posted by: FAA at November 30, 2016 01:21 PM (ZO497)
Something about unauthorized structures and night lighting being required.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 30, 2016 01:21 PM (7ZVPa)
Cubs Co-Owner Todd Ricketts as Commerce Secretary
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I'm thinking Theo Epstein - he might be able to do the impossible, like shut down the Department of Education.
Posted by: SH at November 30, 2016 01:21 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 30, 2016 01:21 PM (xXpwR)
Posted by: mrp at November 30, 2016 01:20 PM (JBggj)
Nope, he's still parked across the street from Trump Tower giving his non-biased reports
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2016 01:21 PM (493sH)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 30, 2016 01:21 PM (WlGX+)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2016 01:22 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: IC at November 30, 2016 01:22 PM (a0IVu)
*runs sobbing from the room*
Posted by: John Holmes at November 30, 2016 01:22 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2016 01:22 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Zombie Marlon Perkins at November 30, 2016 01:22 PM (XoldI)
Well, where is it?
I feel like I'm missing out.
I fell cheated.
Posted by: L, Elle
Google "packer".
Posted by: Chazz Bono at November 30, 2016 01:22 PM (Pby3z)
Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 30, 2016 01:21 PM
I thought you liked the bathhouse, Timmy?
Posted by: Captain Over at November 30, 2016 01:23 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2016 01:23 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: JackStraw
I actually took this picture of your schadenboner:
http://www.zombietime.com/up_your_alley_2008/part_2_full/IMG_3934.JPG
(Don't worry, it's G-rated and safe for work.)
Posted by: zombie at November 30, 2016 01:23 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: real joe at November 30, 2016 01:23 PM (FdTDf)
Porkins is dead?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 30, 2016 01:23 PM (LWYzG)
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2016 01:23 PM (MQZBa)
Posted by: Eromero at November 30, 2016 01:23 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2016 01:23 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Mr. Garrison at November 30, 2016 01:24 PM (RwwCT)
Posted by: IC at November 30, 2016 01:24 PM (a0IVu)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTiIBBmoe74
Posted by: An Observation at November 30, 2016 01:24 PM (rhswq)
Posted by: Soona at November 30, 2016 01:24 PM (Fmupd)
headline: The election really was rigged
a quote: "Millions of would-be voters didn't participate because of obstacles designed to discourage them."
WaPo: Dana Milbank ('Milbank' is Danish slang for 'twat')
http://tinyurl.com/hgbcuuj
Posted by: Mallfly ver 2.0001 at November 30, 2016 01:24 PM (2JQBv)
The emotional contrast between Norah O'Donnell and Charlie Rose was startling. I don't know if O'Donnell was popping uppers or if she was a closet Trump supporter, but she looked bright and shiny, while Rose looked like he was on the downslope of an epic bender.
Posted by: mrp at November 30, 2016 01:24 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2016 01:24 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Ripley at November 30, 2016 01:24 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Chick From Airplane at November 30, 2016 01:24 PM (MQZBa)
Grant Tinker is dead?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 30, 2016 01:24 PM (LWYzG)
The FAB getting tossed in back of that van like a stack of lumber.
And Trump taking the stage in Miami to the strains of "Do You Hear the People Sing?" and that Les Deporables backdrop right after the FAB's "basket of deplorables" gaffe, and the crowd going insane.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 30, 2016 01:24 PM (WlGX+)
Posted by: josephistan at November 30, 2016 01:03 PM (7HtZB)
Hextall with the MVP trophy, though.
Posted by: Halfwise at November 30, 2016 01:24 PM (rB/gm)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 30, 2016 01:25 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: alexthechick - why does no one listen to me about Outside at November 30, 2016 01:18 PM (mf5HN)
Given my previous multiple experiences with The Ravage, I do aim (ahem) to please, Your Grace.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 30, 2016 01:25 PM (CS7jF)
Posted by: zombie at November 30, 2016 01:23 PM (jBuUi)
G rated means something different in San Francisco I see.
Posted by: blaster at November 30, 2016 01:25 PM (tewYv)
* hmm. 'Debbie does Alaska'. We might be able to do something with that*
Posted by: Hallmark Channel at November 30, 2016 01:25 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: MacGruber at November 30, 2016 01:25 PM (sWgE+)
Posted by: mrp at November 30, 2016 01:24 PM (JBggj)
That was Charlie Rose I thought it was Boris Karloff.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2016 01:25 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 30, 2016 01:26 PM (Pby3z)
Grant Tinker was the head of NBC is the eighties when NBC primetime was practically dead.
And then came the Cosby Show that saved the network.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 30, 2016 01:26 PM (LWYzG)
Cruz on the Supreme Court would knock his Presidency out of the park in my opinion.
Posted by: Seems legit at November 30, 2016 01:26 PM (U+nHb)
Posted by: Wedge Antilles at November 30, 2016 01:26 PM (7HtZB)
Yeah. You showed him.
Trump Trolling Level: Galactic Overlord
PS: #That'sWhyYouGotTrump
Posted by: RoyalOil at November 30, 2016 01:27 PM (e2Rx3)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 30, 2016 01:27 PM (LWYzG)
Posted by: Hope's Rolo at November 30, 2016 01:27 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: alexthechick - why does no one listen to me about Outside at November 30, 2016 01:18 PM (mf5HN)
The court of Her Imperial Malevolence is a lot like Cuba. One always speaks nicely of the Empress.
Or else.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 30, 2016 01:27 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 30, 2016 01:26 PM (Pby3z)
THAT"S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S A CHICK WITH A DICK.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 30, 2016 01:27 PM (tewYv)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 30, 2016 01:28 PM (1G5R8)
Well, where is it?
I feel like I'm missing out.
I fell cheated.
Posted by: L, Elle
Google "packer".
Posted by: Chazz Bono at November 30, 2016 01:22 PM (Pby3z)
Packers! Woo!
Posted by: MST3K Running Jokes at November 30, 2016 01:28 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Wedge Antilles at November 30, 2016 01:26 PM (7HtZB)
Cut the chatter, Red 2.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2016 01:28 PM (0mRoj)
Hot Mary Tyler Moore.
Speaking of Mary, she's in very poor health and nearly blind from Type 1 diabetes. I was quite dismayed when I read that.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 30, 2016 01:28 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 30, 2016 01:27 PM (LWYzG)
You call Supertrain! nothing?!?!
Posted by: blaster at November 30, 2016 01:28 PM (tewYv)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 30, 2016 01:28 PM (6xi6q)
Posted by: Stilgar at November 30, 2016 01:29 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Red Leader at November 30, 2016 01:29 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 30, 2016 01:29 PM (0F67M)
I remember when Jonah Goldberg wrote (might have been Rich Lowry) that Chait was the kind of reasonable liberal that conservatives could have useful conversations with.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 30, 2016 01:30 PM (OD2ni)
like
"BAM! Take that Patriarchy!
*big goofy ass picture of Hillary! smiling*
President Hillary Clinton"
I think you'd have a double market. Whining true-believers showing their support for delusional insanity
and the rest of us being all ironical and dickish.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 30, 2016 01:30 PM (vZ9Fw)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 30, 2016 01:30 PM (S2VsH)
Shadenboner- LMFAO
Posted by: Fritz62 at November 30, 2016 01:30 PM (txGCj)
Hillary's collapse leaving a shoe behind should be the enduring image and symbol of the 2016 election. It would have been 40 years ago. It would have been if she were the Republican. But because of protected class/Clinton Foundation muscle/Democrat... the news will never mention it again.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2016 01:30 PM (39g3+)
-Shit Archimedes Said, Vol. I
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2016 01:30 PM (MQZBa)
I never have received an answer from all of those who wanted Hillary as first woman president: "Why this particular woman?"
My speculation is that for woman of a certain age she became the avatar of all of their feminist rage. They needed her victory to justify their lives to themselves.
So her failure is not just personal but generational. Which makes it much, much more satisfying.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Days of Rage and Tears Black Friday Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at November 30, 2016 01:30 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 30, 2016 01:29 PM (0F67M)
He developed an eating disorder from being named Porkins.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2016 01:31 PM (0mRoj)
Just in case no one said it, Ace take off for the rest of the day. There's no way you can top this post.
Posted by: L, Elle at November 30, 2016 01:31 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2016 01:31 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 30, 2016 01:32 PM (0F67M)
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 30, 2016 01:32 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Mallfly ver 2.0001 at November 30, 2016 01:32 PM (2JQBv)
Just in case no one said it, Ace take off for the rest of the day. There's no way you can top this post.
Posted by: L, Elle at November 30, 2016 01:31 PM (6IPEM)
Only with another schadenboner.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2016 01:32 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 30, 2016 01:32 PM (lkEum)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2016 01:32 PM (8ZskC)
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"news"?
Oh, you mean the Ministry of Propaganda's speakpieces.
Posted by: mrp at November 30, 2016 01:32 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 30, 2016 01:23 PM
No, no. I'm alright. I'm alr...
Posted by: Porkins at November 30, 2016 01:33 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 30, 2016 01:32 PM (OD2ni)
The toilets at the Chamber of Commerce aren't going to clean themselves.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2016 01:33 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2016 01:32 PM (8ZskC)
It's not supposed to be, but there's surgery for that.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2016 01:33 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: davidt at November 30, 2016 01:33 PM (XoldI)
"Dammit! This is a real whodunnit!"
"Sure is, sarge!"
Posted by: tu3031 at November 30, 2016 01:33 PM (qJhUV)
Look at the size of that thing!
Posted by: Wedge Antilles at November 30, 2016 01:26 PM (7HtZB)
<<
Stay on target!
Posted by: Red Leader at November 30, 2016 01:34 PM (sWgE+)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 30, 2016 01:18 PM (X6fMO)
When I die of aspiration pneumonia, it's your fault.
Posted by: alexthechick - why does no one listen to me about Outside at November 30, 2016 01:34 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 30, 2016 01:34 PM (6xi6q)
Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at November 30, 2016 01:34 PM (DaDYr)
Vagina is Queen!
*big goofy ass picture of Hillary! smiling*
President Hillary Clinton
Posted by: naturalfake at November 30, 2016 01:34 PM (vZ9Fw)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 30, 2016 01:34 PM (Pby3z)
THAT will deflate your premature ejaculators, you damn Trumpthuglikkkans!
Posted by: liberal in a fugue state at November 30, 2016 01:34 PM (jBuUi)
So her failure is not just personal but generational. Which makes it much, much more satisfying.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Days of Rage and Tears Black Friday Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at November 30, 2016 01:30 PM (hLRSq)
*Fistbump*
Posted by: Barky McFuckstick's Rogue Telepromter at November 30, 2016 01:34 PM (i0ykY)
Posted by: Bill Gynn at November 30, 2016 01:34 PM (vtcmf)
But, some parts are just too big to pull off.
Posted by: Brian Dennehy at November 30, 2016 01:34 PM (MQZBa)
Posted by: The cockpit at November 30, 2016 01:34 PM (xXpwR)
Posted by: USNtakim at November 30, 2016 01:35 PM (hMqvx)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2016 01:35 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2016 01:35 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: John Kasich at November 30, 2016 01:35 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: davidt at November 30, 2016 01:36 PM (XoldI)
So her failure is not just personal but generational. Which makes it much, much more satisfying.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Days of Rage and Tears Black Friday Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at November 30, 2016 01:30 PM (hLRSq)
Yup. Which makes it so much better.
*rolls around in it*
Posted by: alexthechick - why does no one listen to me about Outside at November 30, 2016 01:36 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: liberal in a fugue state at November 30, 2016 01:36 PM (jBuUi)
Cruz on the Supreme Court would knock his Presidency out of the park in my opinion.
Posted by: Seems legit
We couldn't handle the schadenboners. I'm afraid half the horde would stroke out.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2016 01:36 PM (sUwfN)
Posted by: Stilgar
Didn't Herbert base them on Muzzies?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 30, 2016 01:37 PM (Pby3z)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2016 01:37 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2016 01:37 PM (MQZBa)
What, the tiny apartment and the 25 cats aren't justification enough?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2016 01:37 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: L, Elle at November
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I hear MSNBC has a few bottoms soon to be looking for a shot
Posted by: The cockpit at November 30, 2016 01:37 PM (xXpwR)
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This is no cave....
Posted by: Hans Solo at November 30, 2016 01:38 PM (8XRCm)
United States also Bill Clinton will never return to the white house
other than to visit.
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Yes, but she's powering through her election loss.
Posted by: Methos at November 30, 2016 01:38 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: Bull Wynn at November 30, 2016 01:38 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: liberal in a fugue state at November 30, 2016 01:38 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 30, 2016 01:38 PM (6xi6q)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 30, 2016 01:38 PM (kDUMP)
VP Running Mate 2020 - Jill Stein
Imagine the bumper sticker!!!
Posted by: Huma Loves Hillary at November 30, 2016 01:38 PM (3aBcq)
Glass Ceiling?
**big goofy ass picture of Hillary! smiling*
SMASHED!!!
Posted by: naturalfake at November 30, 2016 01:38 PM (vZ9Fw)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 30, 2016 01:38 PM (5HBd1)
"There I found a strange mix of delicious despair and ridiculous confidence, a melange of misery and joy constantly squabbling. Two camps were formed, each attacking the other in a symbol, nay, a microcosm of the dwindling and insignificant political right in America. Although I could find no obvious signs of racism, there was clear spite toward what was referred to as the "GOPe" or "elite" which was usually personified in Hispanic-friendly Jeb Bush or Hispanic Marco Rubio.
"The one shared position in both camps was a spite toward Hillary clinton that transcended mere sexism into burning Nazi-like hate. Hillary was declared the worst of all persons, an unperson who must never be allowed to gain office again. I took notes of names, fearing for her life. Disguising myself cleverly as one of them, I appealed to moderation and sanity but was quickly denounced as a "troll" for daring to suggest reason. For a moment I feared my cover had been blown, when several commenters announced I was working for George Soros, but they offered no evidence, and it seemed simple speculation....
-Bill Wynn's pre-election Hillary Victory article
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2016 01:38 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mallfly ver 2.0001 at November 30, 2016 01:38 PM (2JQBv)
Muad 'dib! Stop scaring the sandworms away with that thing!
Posted by: Stilgar
Didn't Herbert base them on Muzzies?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 30, 2016 01:37 PM (Pby3z)
Sort of. Maybe more Bedouin than Islamic.
Posted by: davidt at November 30, 2016 01:39 PM (XoldI)
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Whats so hard about that??? We used to shot Womprats in Kate Upton's clam canyon back on Tattoine.
Posted by: Luke Skywalker at November 30, 2016 01:39 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 30, 2016 01:39 PM (WlGX+)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 30, 2016 12:45 PM
Then we shall cry and protest in the shade!
Posted by: Whinging leftist pajama boys everywhere at November 30, 2016 01:39 PM (kDUMP)
Posted by: naturalfake at November 30, 2016 01:39 PM (vZ9Fw)
Hey, anyone seen my pizza?
Posted by: John Kasich at November 30, 2016 01:35 PM (4ErVI)
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Kasich, buddy! Didn't know you were into "pizza." You should drop by my place sometime. I have a shit ton of "pizza" chained up (clears throat) uh I mean in my freezer in my basement. Tell no one.
Posted by: John Podesta at November 30, 2016 01:39 PM (BDZWU)
Porkins is dead?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 30, 2016 01:23 PM (LWYzG)
Unfortunately. Looking good for the rest of us though.
Posted by: Biggs D. at November 30, 2016 01:40 PM (WuRdh)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2016 01:40 PM (tOcW/)
ReutersLegal
30/11/16 13:41
Breaking: Manhattan U.S. Attorney Preet Bharara, after meeting with Trump, says has agreed to remain in current post.
FAB's ass just got Hotter from the Hot seat she is sitting on
Posted by: Evilpens at November 30, 2016 01:40 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: liberal in a fugue state at November 30, 2016 01:40 PM (jBuUi)
So stand by for more rioting.
http://fxn.ws/2gIXZX8
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 30, 2016 01:40 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Pubert Adams at November 30, 2016 01:40 PM (Fp4vv)
Draaaaainaggge!
Posted by: Daniel Plainview at November 30, 2016 01:40 PM (0F67M)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2016 01:40 PM (sUwfN)
Posted by: MTF at November 30, 2016 01:40 PM (sCBEO)
Posted by: mrp at November 30, 2016 01:40 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 30, 2016 01:40 PM (WlGX+)
Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at November 30, 2016 01:41 PM (0LQ4f)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 30, 2016 01:41 PM (Pby3z)
I have a great idea!
Wedge Antilles should be played by Leslie Jones. We could even digitally insert her face into the original movies! It's gold!
Posted by: Disney Executive at November 30, 2016 01:41 PM (4dhU8)
Cruz on the Supreme Court would knock his Presidency out of the park in my opinion.
Posted by: Seems legit"
Amazing that the Never Trumpers could not see that this was an easy choice. We dodged a bulllet.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 30, 2016 01:41 PM (OD2ni)
My call was that we needed Trump's Mad Media Skillz to win this cycle. That and redefining the R party to be more inclusive. Combined it overcame Trump's exaggerated negatives.
I also said all along that when elected, Trump will be at least pretty good and can surprise to the upside. He's a Giuliani-like pragmatist with NYC bridge-and-tunnel values, which is what we need right now. I'm even more convinced of this now.
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 30, 2016 01:09 PM (SIY7D)
Since I viewed our globalization-driven march to a euro-style "democracy" as an existential threat to American values and the Bill of Rights, I not only wanted trump to win but was amazed a candidate actually made it on the field that would seriously oppose this predestined New World Order.
It was Cruz or trump up until I walked into the primary voting booth and I pulled the trigger for trump because I thought he was the best shot at turning things around. I think it actually takes a trump type to do what needs to to be done. Hopefully our trump is up to the task. So far so good. Won't sweat the small or even medium stuff.
Posted by: Keith not a one-named troll at November 30, 2016 01:41 PM (USf3s)
Posted by: liberal in a fugue state at November 30, 2016 01:41 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Ben-Wa Kenobi at November 30, 2016 01:42 PM (vtcmf)
Shadenboners come out of the sky and they stand there!
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 30, 2016 01:42 PM (WlGX+)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 30, 2016 01:42 PM (CS7jF)
http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/136/
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2016 01:42 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Hillarys missing shoe at November 30, 2016 01:42 PM (HSmrB)
Wish me luck.
Posted by: ajmojo at November 30, 2016 12:55 PM
Ahem.
Posted by: V'ger Webb at November 30, 2016 01:42 PM (DMUuz)
Yeah. There should be a section in the DSM-V about those folks.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2016 01:42 PM (8ZskC)
-Bill Wynn's pre-election Hillary Victory article
Damn, we were THAT CLOSE to getting Bill Wynn
Posted by: Stump-toothed Cousin Humpers at November 30, 2016 01:42 PM (rB/gm)
I can't begin to read 400+ comments, but hey, I'm here for the first time in forever.
The fuck is up, Horde?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - STILL ALIVE at November 30, 2016 01:42 PM (9CkBG)
Posted by: liberal in a fugue state at November 30, 2016 01:43 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: alexthechick - why does no one listen to me about Outside at November 30, 2016 01:36 PM
*raises hand*
Will there be bounding and gamboling later?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 30, 2016 01:43 PM (kDUMP)
Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 30, 2016 01:43 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: mrp at November 30, 2016 01:43 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2016 01:44 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 30, 2016 01:44 PM (toH8T)
Posted by: liberal in a fugue state at November 30, 2016 01:44 PM (jBuUi)
I can't begin to read 400+ comments, but hey, I'm here for the first time in forever.
The fuck is up, Horde?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - STILL ALIVE at November 30, 2016 01:42 PM (9CkBG)
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Heya!!!
But dont think we're done giving you shit about carrot chili.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2016 01:44 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: mrp at November 30, 2016 01:44 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 30, 2016 01:41 PM (OD2ni)
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Have to go to Harvard to be that dumb.
Posted by: Ben Shapiro at November 30, 2016 01:44 PM (ZsN9X)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - STILL ALIVE at November 30, 2016 01:42 PM
You mean besides our epic Schadenboners?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 30, 2016 01:44 PM (kDUMP)
Posted by: SH at November 30, 2016 01:21 PM (gmeXX)
Theo is a lib. When Arrieta tweeted out his willingness to help the Hollywood libs move to Canada after the election, Theo stepped in to say "Freedom of speech is a wonderful thing, BUT - we shouldn't hurt the precious feelings of snowflakes..."
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 30, 2016 01:44 PM (u0lmX)
I can't begin to read 400+ comments, but hey, I'm here for the first time in forever.
The fuck is up, Horde?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - STILL ALIVE at November 30, 2016 01:42 PM (9CkBG)
Our schadenboners. Duh.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2016 01:44 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2016 01:44 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Eromero at November 30, 2016 01:45 PM (zLDYs)
Will there be bounding and gamboling later?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 30, 2016 01:43 PM (kDUMP)
Maaaayyyyybbbeee.
To attention whore even more than usual, now the Horde has visual proof that when I am so doing I must be careful lest I get two black eyes.
Posted by: alexthechick - why does no one listen to me about Outside at November 30, 2016 01:45 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - STILL ALIVE at November 30, 2016 01:42 PM (9CkBG)
Dick jokes.
A PLETHORA of dick jokes.
Posted by: blaster at November 30, 2016 01:45 PM (tewYv)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 30, 2016 01:41 PM (Pby3z)
Best line from that movie is when he's on the date and the girl is yapping on about all the crap she studies and Tony Randall (I think) says, in the brain, "We're not getting any tonight."
Then the girl says, "I'm a grad student at NYU," and he exclaims,
"We're in!!"
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 30, 2016 01:45 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Marmeaux at November 30, 2016 01:45 PM (xujbM)
http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/136/
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2016 01:42 PM (39g3+)
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Is that why there was that guy called Boner on that Growing Pains show?
Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at November 30, 2016 01:45 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 30, 2016 01:45 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Ian S
From previous thread: I don't watch much home improvement shows (live in a condo, I can't do anything anyways). My parents come down a couple of times a year and my Mom watches it. I like it. They are a pleasant couple and its shows on TV. Now I know why. I guess I'll start watching it out of spite now. Mrs. Gaines is a very pretty gal.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 30, 2016 01:45 PM (aXyz7)
I have a great idea!
Wedge Antilles should be played by Leslie Jones. We could even digitally insert her face into the original movies! It's gold!
Posted by: Disney Executive at November 30, 2016 01:41 PM (4dhU
You know that it's just a matter of time before Disney remakes the original Star Wars. Not just a paint-by-numbers rehash like "The Force Awakens" but a full on remake/reboot/re-imagining.
Posted by: josephistan at November 30, 2016 01:45 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2016 01:45 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 30, 2016 01:45 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: liberal in a fugue state at November 30, 2016 01:46 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: mrp at November 30, 2016 01:46 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2016 01:46 PM (8ZskC)
But dont think we're done giving you shit about carrot chili.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2016 01:44 PM (8XRCm)
I made a nice big batch of chili last week. Still eating on it. Not a carrot in sight.
Buncha assholes. I blame Alex.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - STILL ALIVE at November 30, 2016 01:46 PM (9CkBG)
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AtC told all of us that you were dead.
Posted by: Soona at November 30, 2016 01:47 PM (Fmupd)
Those whores were so looking forward to kissing her flabby boiled cabbage smelled granny ass for four years.
The shit she would be able to get away with...and now, nothing.
There is only a few wafting odors of her boiled cabbage and urine soaked housecoats and the sagging flesh creeping off her face, and hopes of another run for the Presidency when she will be ever older and more foul smelling.
I am reminded of that wonderful story out of West Virginia, where an older woman was demanding two men shove their faces in her crotch, she threatened them with a knife because one of the guys refused because she had so much vaginal odor.
We can picture Hillary in the same scene.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzzy at November 30, 2016 01:47 PM (yORMz)
Today is the day that the 'Ettes get boners.
Or something.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 30, 2016 01:45 PM (4ErVI)
I think they pay good money for that in Japan.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - STILL ALIVE at November 30, 2016 01:47 PM (9CkBG)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 30, 2016 01:47 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 30, 2016 01:47 PM (SIY7D)
There is surgery for that!
NSFW! http://tinyurl.com/jxt5qox
Really though.. Aussies are really F'd in the head..
Posted by: catman at November 30, 2016 01:47 PM (22eqm)
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AtC told all of us that you were dead.
Posted by: Soona
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I took it to mean that she did it, too.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 30, 2016 01:48 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Marmeaux"
Unlike Trump, I'm sure she will pick someone mainstream for the Supreme Court like Elizabeth Warren or Gloria Allred.
Posted by: Bull Wynn at November 30, 2016 01:48 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: josephistan at November 30, 2016 01:45 PM (7HtZB)
My knee jerk reaction is to say no way, they have so much opportunity with that universe that they can crank out new content for 100 years. But, then it is Hollywood. Give it a decade or two.
Posted by: Keith not a one-named troll at November 30, 2016 01:48 PM (USf3s)
Posted by: liberal in a fugue state at November 30, 2016 01:48 PM (jBuUi)
My speculation is that for women of a certain age she became the avatar of all of their feminist rage. They needed her victory to justify their lives to themselves.
So her failure is not just personal but generational. Which makes it much, much more satisfying.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Days of Rage and Tears Black Friday Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at November 30, 2016 01:30 PM (hLRSq)
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I'm not sure I agree, unless by "women of a certain age" you mean "left-wing/feminist women of a certain age." Based on exit polls, Hillary did worse with baby-boomer women than she did with the younger ones --- FAR worse if you limit it to whites.
But yeah, the "second-wave" feminists, whether pre-boomers or boomers, are still crying the bitterest of tears. Which makes me dance!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 30, 2016 01:48 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: Caitlek at November 30, 2016 01:48 PM (Pby3z)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2016 01:48 PM (/tuJf)
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AtC told all of us that you were dead.
Posted by: Soona
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Told us???
She was practically BRAGGING.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2016 01:48 PM (8XRCm)
"They usually come in pairs."
Posted by: mrp at November 30, 2016 01:46 PM (JBggj)
_________________________
*sigh*
Posted by: Hillarys missing shoe at November 30, 2016 01:49 PM (HSmrB)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 30, 2016 01:49 PM (9MRId)
Posted by: Soona at November 30, 2016 01:47 PM (Fmupd)
Yeah, that sounds like her.
Nope. I had shoulder surgery that was an absolute bitch and that I'm still recovering from and will be recovering from for many months. Top that off with a I pretty much completely abandoned all social media/blogs/etc for a couple months before the election.
On the upside, I am momentarily feeling ok. Yay modern chemistry.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - STILL ALIVE at November 30, 2016 01:49 PM (9CkBG)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 30, 2016 01:49 PM (g8BSw)
Posted by: liberal in a fugue state at November 30, 2016 01:49 PM (jBuUi)
Likely the remake will be based on slashfic.
Posted by: blaster at November 30, 2016 01:49 PM (tewYv)
AtC told all of us that you were dead.
Posted by: Soona
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I took it to mean that she did it, too.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 30, 2016 01:48 PM (7ZVPa)
THAT'S SO MEAN!
Posted by: alexthechick - why does no one listen to me about Outside at November 30, 2016 01:50 PM (mf5HN)
For the record, as far as I'm concerned: you're welcome back. Well, most of you.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2016 01:50 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: josephistan at November 30, 2016 01:50 PM (7HtZB)
There is surgery for that!
NSFW! http://tinyurl.com/jxt5qox
Really though.. Aussies are really F'd in the head..
Posted by: catman at November 30, 2016 01:47 PM (22eqm)
Heh at all the scrolling on the computer going on.
"Again with the vagina scrolling honey?"
"Dammit I'm a doctor!"
"You're a cardiologist though..."
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 30, 2016 01:50 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: mrp at November 30, 2016 01:50 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 30, 2016 01:43 PM (kDUMP)
It's kinda difficult to bound and gambol with a schadenboner, is it not? Maybe not - I think I've seen guys who have just hit grand slams do it...
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 30, 2016 01:50 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: browndog at November 30, 2016 01:50 PM (ccfl2)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 30, 2016 01:50 PM (FOeaV)
30/11/16 13:54
We need the best to lead us Rep. Adam Schiff, told Democrats in nominating Pelosi. No one is better tactician than Nancy Pelosi.
Lol.
Posted by: Evilpens at November 30, 2016 01:51 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Scooby at November 30, 2016 01:51 PM (XoldI)
http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/136/
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2016 01:42 PM (39g3+)
You could say that about pretty much every slang word as it developed. Boner, for its part, is a word that actually makes sense for an erection - goes from flesh to bone, figuratively.
I'm not all that sure that "boner" wasn't used for an erection long before it was used for a mistake (which I assume derived from "bone-headed").
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 30, 2016 01:51 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: alexthechick - why does no one listen to me about Outside at November 30, 2016 01:50 PM (mf5HN)
So. So it appears I'll be playing with voice effects the next time we record.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - STILL ALIVE at November 30, 2016 01:51 PM (9CkBG)
Posted by: blaster at November 30, 2016 01:49 PM (tewYv)
Motherfuckers better clear the rights with me before they use um um
Um.
Um I mean I'm sure I have no idea what you could possibly mean. Is what I mean.
koff
Posted by: alexthechick - why does no one listen to me about Outside at November 30, 2016 01:51 PM (mf5HN)
I can't begin to read 400+ comments, but hey, I'm here for the first time in forever.
The fuck is up, Horde?
I know, right? Next thing you know, there'll be a podcast or something. Next stop, CRAZYTOWN.
(Podcasts are so much more fun when you're winning, if I may paraphrase a certain fictional general.)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 30, 2016 01:51 PM (u0s1P)
Posted by: liberal in a fugue state at November 30, 2016 01:51 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 30, 2016 01:51 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: USNtakim at November 30, 2016 01:51 PM (hMqvx)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 30, 2016 01:51 PM (g8BSw)
Posted by: josephistan at November 30, 2016 01:52 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2016 01:52 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: zombie at November 30, 2016 01:52 PM (jBuUi)
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/30/fashion/
pirelli-calendar-beauty-at-any-age.html?_r=1
(remove space)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2016 01:52 PM (NOIQH)
To attention whore even more than usual, now the Horde has visual proof that when I am so doing I must be careful lest I get two black eyes.
Posted by: alexthechick - why
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*types*
*deletes*
*types*
*deletes*
Posted by: The cockpit at November 30, 2016 01:52 PM (xXpwR)
Backlash.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 30, 2016 01:52 PM (FqgrG)
Is it true? I don't know. But that's the legend. Of course, most of the legend comes from Jackie Gleason making jokes about it, so who knows.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 30, 2016 01:52 PM (S2VsH)
It was all bushy near the trailhead and pretty damp once you got inside. We smelled plenty of fish but couldn't seem to catch any.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 30, 2016 12:52 PM (WlGX+)
There's a little man in the boat near the entrance too. He was quite happy, but also spoke of a spot deeper inside the canyon that was absolutely amazing.
Couldn't find it though.
Posted by: buzzion at November 30, 2016 01:52 PM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 30, 2016 01:53 PM (g8BSw)
Will there be bounding and gamboling later?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 30, 2016 01:43 PM (kDUMP)
Maaaayyyyybbbeee.
To attention whore even more than usual, now the Horde has visual
proof that when I am so doing I must be careful lest I get two black
eyes.
Posted by: alexthechick - why does no one listen to me about Outside at November 30, 2016 01:45 PM
Truly the Empress is benevolentish.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 30, 2016 01:53 PM (kDUMP)
Posted by: liberal in a fugue state at November 30, 2016 01:51 PM (jBuUi)
You forgot to tap your shoes three times.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 30, 2016 01:53 PM (zc3Db)
It might have been concurrent, but in popular culture, people openly used boner for mistake without any grin or wink. It was presumed to have only one meaning for the bulk of society, to the point no editor had qualms in using it, until a certain point.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2016 01:53 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - STILL ALIVE at November 30, 2016 01:51 PM (9CkBG)
*narrows eyes*
*opens new volume*
Posted by: alexthechick - why does no one listen to me about Outside at November 30, 2016 01:53 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: catman at November 30, 2016 01:53 PM (22eqm)
Posted by: An Observation at November 30, 2016 01:54 PM (rhswq)
Posted by: liberal in a fugue state at November 30, 2016 01:51 PM (jBuUi)
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Sticky socks can mean only one thing.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2016 01:54 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Obi Wan at November 30, 2016 01:54 PM (XoldI)
(Podcasts are so much more fun when you're winning, if I may paraphrase a certain fictional general.)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 30, 2016 01:51 PM (u0s1P)
We recorded one right after the election. And we had planned to do one Monday night. Then the youngest drunken midget started puking everywhere.
Last night didn't work because I had prac....ummm...a prior obligation.
We always recorded and released early in the week to avoid butting up against the HQ podcast, but apparently that thing has died...so maybe we'll get one in this week. Certainly would like to.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - STILL ALIVE at November 30, 2016 01:54 PM (9CkBG)
"I took notes of names, fearing for her life."
This guy is a loon.
"For a moment I feared my cover had been blown, when several commenters announced I was working for George Soros"
So now we know who Gerg is..?
Posted by: Mallfly ver 2.0001 at November 30, 2016 01:54 PM (2JQBv)
Such as it was.
So that card probably got him in the door.
Posted by: blaster at November 30, 2016 01:55 PM (tewYv)
Is it true? I don't know. But that's the legend. Of course, most of the legend comes from Jackie Gleason making jokes about it, so who knows.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 30, 2016 01:52 PM (S2VsH)
That sounds pretty gay.
Posted by: Wally Cox and Marlon Brando at November 30, 2016 01:55 PM (4ErVI)
Is it true? I don't know. But that's the legend. Of course, most of the legend comes from Jackie Gleason making jokes about it, so who knows.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 30, 2016 01:52 PM (S2VsH)
I heard it was a race with Forrest Tucker from F Troop.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 30, 2016 01:55 PM (FOeaV)
Posted by: Bill R. at November 30, 2016 01:55 PM (escKN)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
I actually own a book from the 1930s called "Boners for Kids!" -- a silly joke book for children. I saved it just because oft he title.
Posted by: zombie at November 30, 2016 01:55 PM (jBuUi)
https://twitter.com/NeverRINOs/status/803670759285526528
However. It does rather raise the question, how does one get a bear cub off one's leg?
Posted by: alexthechick - why does no one listen to me about Outside at November 30, 2016 01:56 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2016 01:52 PM (8XRCm)
Torn labrum repair, removed a bunch of scar tissue from the rotator, cut a bunch of muscle from the shoulder to the chest to try and loosen everything up. Appears I'm rocking some Frozen Shoulder action too. Everything is coming up Cochran!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - STILL ALIVE at November 30, 2016 01:56 PM (9CkBG)
Posted by: Iblis at November 30, 2016 01:56 PM (9221z)
*opens new volume*
Posted by: alexthechick - why does no one listen to me about Outside at November 30, 2016 01:53 PM
Aren't they more effective to stand on when they're closed?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 30, 2016 01:56 PM (kDUMP)
It came up in pretty much every Friars club roast along with a host of gut-busting hilarious but incredibly raunchy jokes.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2016 01:56 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2016 01:53 PM (39g3+)
I'm not sure that proves anything. You could say the same thing about the name "Dick" even though that has meant "dick" for a very long time.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 30, 2016 01:56 PM (zc3Db)
That sounds pretty gay.
Posted by: Wally Cox and Marlon Brando at November 30, 2016 01:55 PM (4ErVI)Don
Don't bring me into this...
Posted by: Marvin S. Healing at November 30, 2016 01:56 PM (22eqm)
The AOS style sheet preferred expression is "like a sack of Kibbles and Bits"
Posted by: An Observation at November 30, 2016 01:57 PM (rhswq)
With a very diverse cast fighting the white supremacist Empire. Luke will be a black lesbian or tranny.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2016 01:57 PM (493sH)
>>Such as it was.
>>So that card probably got him in the door.
Or maybe the fact that he is from Indiana and he and Pence are friends. He was there to meet with Pence.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2016 01:57 PM (/tuJf)
Buncha assholes. I blame Alex.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - STILL ALIVE at November 30, 2016 01:46 PM (9CkBG)
You make sure you get them all first because you love them so much. And that's why you're still eating it. Because without the carrots its hard for you to stomach it.
Posted by: buzzion at November 30, 2016 01:57 PM (bMG0w)
I tease, but they're really a lot of fun. Ace's is good, but it helps when the voices are more distinct. (Like in a black-and-white movie, where the main characters are all white guys in suits so you can't tell who's who unless one's not wearing a hat or is fat or something.)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 30, 2016 01:58 PM (u0s1P)
Posted by: Bill R. at November 30, 2016 01:55 PM (escKN)
The FBI is another swamp Trump needs to drain
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2016 01:58 PM (493sH)
Posted by: alexthechick - why does no one listen to me about Outside at November 30, 2016 01:53 PM (mf5HN)
My very own volume? Excellent. *Burns hands*
Posted by: BCochran1981 - STILL ALIVE at November 30, 2016 01:58 PM (9CkBG)
Posted by: Newsweak at November 30, 2016 01:59 PM (xujbM)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 30, 2016 01:40 PM (mpXpK)
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The cop was NOT white. He was black, the son of a highly decorated Charlotte detective. He was a football star and good student at Liberty University. With his grades and record (and AA) he could have done just about anything ---the FBI recruited him, e.g.
But he went back home to serve where his father did.
He believed in the importance of good men serving as cops in their own hometown.
His black life doesn't matter though. Our ruling class prefers the POS thug who drew a gun on him.
/rant off
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 30, 2016 01:59 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: Brian at November 30, 2016 01:59 PM (UnMRd)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at November 30, 2016 01:59 PM (pWqHP)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2016 01:59 PM (sUwfN)
Backlash.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 30, 2016 01:52 PM (FqgrG)
Still waiting since 9/11
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2016 01:59 PM (493sH)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 30, 2016 01:56 PM (kDUMP)
SCRIBBLE SCRIBBLE SCRIBBLE
Posted by: alexthechick - why does no one listen to me about Outside at November 30, 2016 02:00 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Dang at November 30, 2016 02:00 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2016 01:59 PM (sUwfN)
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Heh.
I knew that if I didnt, somebody else would.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2016 02:00 PM (8XRCm)
There's never been a point where suddenly people went "oh you can't use Dick any more, that's dirty" though. It happened with Boner.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2016 02:00 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2016 01:56 PM
It came up at his funeral, too. I can't remember which comedian said it, but the line was "Milton will be buried on Sunday, and his penis the following day."
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 30, 2016 02:00 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Marmeaux at November 30, 2016 01:45 PM (xujbM)
Plenty of bourbon, gin, and vermouth.
You meant drinks cabinet, right?
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Days of Rage and Tears Black Friday Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at November 30, 2016 02:01 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2016 02:01 PM (39g3+)
You'd think they might get around to updating their definition of "terrorism" in the age of ISIS. Not like ISIS is all that stealth about their plans, methods, etc.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2016 02:01 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Bill R. at November 30, 2016 01:55 PM (escKN)
The FBI is another swamp Trump needs to drain
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2016 01:58 PM (493sH)
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Patience, Grasshopper. Fredo is stil prez. Once Trump takes his right hand off the Bible, the FBI will suddenly attain a whole new perspective.
Posted by: Soona at November 30, 2016 02:01 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 30, 2016 01:51 PM (g8BSw)
Picture the sweating and the panicking at the keyboards as FL, NC, and WI were called:
"I have to write a victory piece for HITLER! I didn't write one because he was supposed to lose! Shit what do I do now? I can't think, I can't type, I can't shit or go blind because the unthinkable just happened!!!"
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 30, 2016 02:01 PM (u0lmX)
We sent out a press release. Seriously, what the fuck do we have to do here?
Posted by: ISIS at November 30, 2016 02:02 PM (S2VsH)
I could be that farmer in that dell.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2016 02:02 PM (sUwfN)
Posted by: Soona at November 30, 2016 02:01 PM (Fmupd)
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Yeah .... I think the average agent is all about doing their job.
Its the assholes in the corner offices that need replacing.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2016 02:03 PM (8XRCm)
for Kids!" -- a silly joke book for children. I saved it just because
oft he title.
Posted by: zombie
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Can I take a look at that book ya got there?
Posted by: Harry Reid at November 30, 2016 02:03 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Marmeaux at November 30, 2016 01:45 PM (xujbM)
Qualuuds, Valium, and Klonopin to get her docile. Adderall, Ritalin, and Ephedrine to send her into public.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - STILL ALIVE at November 30, 2016 02:04 PM (9CkBG)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 30, 2016 01:58 PM (u0s1P)
Thank you!
Posted by: alexthechick - why does no one listen to me about Outside at November 30, 2016 02:04 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2016 02:04 PM (MQZBa)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2016 02:00 PM (39g3+)
It wasn't the late 80's apparently.
Kirk Cameron's best friend on the show, the character played by Walter Koenig's late son, was nicknamed Boner.
Posted by: buzzion at November 30, 2016 02:04 PM (bMG0w)
Posted by: ISIS at November 30, 2016 02:02 PM (S2VsH)
If you changed your name to Christian Fascist Racist League, that would work.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2016 02:04 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Trigon at November 30, 2016 02:05 PM (HBU7W)
Remember hearing about "Merkel's Boner" of mlb fame? It had nothing to do with poor merkel's schlong but with the fact he didn't step on second base (I believe) and so lost a game.
Merkel not have a boner after his boner -quite the opposite I would guess.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 30, 2016 02:05 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2016 02:00 PM (39g3+)
Could be ... but most of the slang words from that same era got replaced around the same time.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 30, 2016 02:05 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2016 02:06 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: buzzion
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That's weird. I nicknamed my boner, "Best Friend".
Posted by: Dang at November 30, 2016 02:06 PM (8b+oT)
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Married men everywhere disagree.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2016 02:07 PM (8XRCm)
I don't know about that but I'm pretty sure the Hordes Prostrates now have their own IP subnet.
Posted by: DaveA at November 30, 2016 02:07 PM (8J/Te)
Posted by: ajmojo at November 30, 2016 02:07 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 30, 2016 02:07 PM (NbJXF)
Posted by: Marmeaux at November 30, 2016 02:07 PM (xujbM)
One of the sperm is carrying the secret plans to DESTROY Kate Upton's clam canyon.
Trump needs to declare it a national monument so it will be protected by federal law
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 30, 2016 02:08 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: mrp at November 30, 2016 02:08 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: ajmojo at November 30, 2016 02:08 PM (1H9ox)
For your shoulder rehab, go to Starting Strength and look up the video for their rehab protocol.
Well worth your time, considering the pain associated with the surgery and rehab.
Posted by: browndog at November 30, 2016 02:08 PM (ccfl2)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 30, 2016 02:09 PM (Pby3z)
I don't mean to "work blue," but my boner just launched a smaller auxilliary sub-boner. It looks like the escape pod in Star Wars, only instead of droids, it has bickering sperm inside of it. One of the sperm is carrying the secret plans to DESTROY Kate Upton's clam canyon.
That Ewok uses his tongue better than a 20 quatloo Registered Companion.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 30, 2016 02:09 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: davidt at November 30, 2016 02:09 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Dang at November 30, 2016 02:09 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: ISIS at November 30, 2016 02:02 PM (S2VsH)
THIS^
There were numerous questions they wouldn't answer due to the ongoing investigation. But, she did admit he was reading Anwar Awlaki's writings among other things. Even with the FBI not releasing much of what they know, there it was obvious in the first couple hours that this was a terrorist act. I've never figured out why the administration chooses to lie when the truth would serve them better.
Posted by: Bill R. at November 30, 2016 02:09 PM (escKN)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 30, 2016 02:09 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 30, 2016 02:05 PM (u0lmX)
I think it referenced doing something "boneheaded" - really incredibly stupid. As thick as a skull of pure bone. A numbskull.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Days of Rage and Tears Black Friday Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at November 30, 2016 02:09 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Soona at November 30, 2016 02:01 PM (Fmupd)
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Yeah .... I think the average agent is all about doing their job.
Its the assholes in the corner offices that need replacing.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2016 02:03 PM (8XRCm)
I want Trump to bring in R Lee Ermy as Secretary of Shitcanning Liberals.
What are you doing in my (fill in department), numbnuts? What part of get your worthless ass out of here don't you understand? Do you need help leaving? Because my boot placed up your ass will get the job done.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2016 02:10 PM (493sH)
They probably could not find evidence of fornication in a whore house.
Posted by: Cicero Skip at November 30, 2016 02:10 PM (FIrEF)
Soros-paid astroturf or actual "TruCons" that wanted some sort of "told you so" moment.
Posted by: Maritime at November 30, 2016 02:10 PM (g9iYn)
Oh, SHE suspected she might be toast about 72 hours before. That was when her campaign suddenly "rediscovered" the state of Michigan. They knew they had read the tea leaves wrong, and knew they had to stop listening to their own press for a minutes. But it was way too late by then.
But to the media? This was an epic blindside for most of them (including Fox and NRO). Only the LA Times seemed completely unfazed, since they had their OWN polling that was telling them a very different stroy that they weren't interested in hammering into new shapes. They get kudos for that.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 30, 2016 02:11 PM (S2VsH)
Look, I get that these guys probably need some practice before they try to get into the NFL and all but... let's face it, these are college student jocks who get some cheerleader to do their homework. They haven't had to string a coherent sentence together their entire lives. Its kinda painful.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2016 02:12 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 30, 2016 02:12 PM (NbJXF)
Posted by: Dang at November 30, 2016 02:12 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Yoko Ono at November 30, 2016 02:12 PM (Pby3z)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 30, 2016 02:09 PM
We disagree.
Posted by: Racoons at November 30, 2016 02:13 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: BEN ROTHLESBERGER at November 30, 2016 02:13 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: The cockpit at November 30, 2016 02:14 PM (xXpwR)
PS: It is really chilly in space as my SB is numb and I am worrying now about frostbite..
Posted by: oddnot at November 30, 2016 02:14 PM (g1MTt)
basically, a coin flip that leaned ever so slightly towards Hillary.
Yet, the MSM would take the data and make absurd predictions like 99% Hillary wins.
My sense was the undecideds would break towards Trump and there were some hidden Trump voters. All it took was like a 3 point movement and he won.
I did not see him though losing the popular vote.
Posted by: Maritime at November 30, 2016 02:14 PM (g9iYn)
Right about the time she canceled the fireworks barges. She had the internal data that wasn't using 2012 demographics.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2016 02:14 PM (39g3+)
And you, Ace! Sorry - for a second I didn't see you there. Your schadenboner blocks the view.
Posted by: iwuzhere at November 30, 2016 02:15 PM (GRNzr)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 30, 2016 02:11 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at November 30, 2016 02:15 PM (kXoT0)
According to Adam Schiff (CA-D) in The Hill "No one is a better tactician than Nancy Pelosi,"
Buhwahahahaha!
Posted by: Shanks for the memory at November 30, 2016 02:16 PM (TdCQk)
Posted by: Anthony W. at November 30, 2016 02:16 PM (75WaT)
Posted by: Harry Potter at November 30, 2016 02:17 PM (8b+oT)
I meant to say:
The LA Times absolutely does deserve credit for not just reading the tea leaves correctly but having the guts to keep publishing facts instead of the continual wishcasting done by everyone else.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at November 30, 2016 02:17 PM (kXoT0)
What are you doing in my (fill in department), numbnuts? What part of get your worthless ass out of here don't you understand? Do you need help leaving? Because my boot placed up your ass will get the job done.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2016 02:10 PM (493sH)
Even better is him saying it through a bullhorn two inches from their face.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 30, 2016 02:17 PM (4ErVI)
CNBC interviewing someone at the Washington Post over Steve Mnuchin's "minefields". I guess they had to take a break from "Trump's Rally Too Soon Too Fast!!!!"
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2016 02:17 PM (493sH)
Deep down, my gut was telling me that Hillary wouldn't pull the numbers, and that there were enough undeclared "secret" Trump voters that it could overwhelm the margin of fraud. but I've been wrong so much lately I ignored it. My gut told me Obama would win in 2012 but it made no sense rationally so I ignored that, too.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2016 02:17 PM (39g3+)
Watch a load of SJWs cry......
http://tinyurl.com/hzeh5wx
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 30, 2016 02:12 PM (NbJXF)
For me, the best part is that there are a few folks scattered through the crowd who have enough grit to control their emotions......but they're too SCARED to turn to some mewling quim curled up in a ball and sobbing and tell them "Knock it off. So we lost this round. We have work to do."
If they actually did that, the mewling quims would turn on them viciously, so they keep their mouths shut.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 30, 2016 02:17 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: Maritime at November 30, 2016 02:14 PM
We're STILL counting illegal alien provisional ballots for Hillary here. We won't be done until April of next year.
Posted by: California at November 30, 2016 02:18 PM (S2VsH)
Oh wait...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2016 02:19 PM (39g3+)
However, I can report that Miss Kitty is thrilled on behalf of vaginas everywhere that Hillz' musty old cooter did not become VayJayJay POTUS The First.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at November 30, 2016 02:19 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Rusty Nail
But if we're being honest, wasn't the LA Times also wrong as well?
Yes, they were about the only outfit that had Trump ahead, but it was a national poll that had him winning the popular vote by like 4%. Instead he actually lost the popular vote.
Posted by: Maritime at November 30, 2016 02:19 PM (g9iYn)
http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/promises/obameter/
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2016 02:20 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
I seem to remember you saying several times Hillary was going to win and that you were certain about it.
Posted by: Maritime at November 30, 2016 02:20 PM (g9iYn)
Posted by: Knaws at November 30, 2016 02:20 PM (Eg4A3)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6cnryxwH6A
Posted by: DaveA at November 30, 2016 02:21 PM (8J/Te)
Right about the time she canceled the fireworks barges. She had the internal data that wasn't using 2012 demographics.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2016 02:14 PM (39g3+)
Yeah, when the announcers were perplexed and puzzled as they reported that she was cancelling her NYC fireworks, I thought to myself, we have got this thing.
I was frankly surprised that she did that. It looked weak and she had piles of campaign cash, so saving money on fireworks was an odd signal.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at November 30, 2016 02:23 PM (kXoT0)
Yes, they were about the only outfit that had Trump ahead, but it was a national poll that had him winning the popular vote by like 4%. Instead he actually lost the popular vote.
Posted by: Maritime at November 30, 2016 02:19 PM (g9iYn)
If we take out the illegal and the dead and so on and so forth he won the popular vote.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at November 30, 2016 02:24 PM (kXoT0)
Yeah I was, and it surprised the heck out of me when she lost. But deep down something was telling me she wouldn't pull the votes. The math didn't add up. I just was certain she'd get enough fraud to pull over the top.
You know how it goes, or maybe its just me, I have a rational level of thought that goes over the facts, and a gut instinct/intuition that pulls intangibles together and often they conflict.
After 2008 and 2012, I didn't believe the American people were sane or trustworthy to vote in their best interest. I'm still amazed they did.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2016 02:24 PM (39g3+)
However, I can report that Miss Kitty is thrilled on behalf of vaginas everywhere that Hillz' musty old cooter did not become VayJayJay POTUS The First.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at November 30, 2016 02:19 PM (kXoT0)
I'm sure that you can find a volunteer to let you borrow there's for a bit.
Posted by: buzzion at November 30, 2016 02:25 PM (bMG0w)
Yes, they were about the only outfit that had Trump ahead, but it was a national poll that had him winning the popular vote by like 4%. Instead he actually lost the popular vote.
Posted by: Maritime at November 30, 2016 02:19 PM (g9iYn)
-----------------
I imagine if a voter audit were done, especially in CA, I bet he would take the popular vote as well.
Posted by: BEN ROTHLESBERGER at November 30, 2016 02:26 PM (Fmupd)
I was frankly surprised that she did that. It looked weak and she had piles of campaign cash, so saving money on fireworks was an odd signal.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil
Was that ever really verified as the "reason"?
I seemed to hear other things like it was the local Fire Dept and a building code issue.
I just can't imagine that someone in the Clinton campaign saw a poll and said "cancel the fireworks!!" the day before. That's such a minor budget issue.
It's also clear that Trump's campaign didn't think they were going to win until later in the evening.
I think both sides were blindsided.
Posted by: Maritime at November 30, 2016 02:27 PM (g9iYn)
If you are illegal and register to vote, then
1. All your property and assets are seized
2. Citizenship for your anchor babies is revoked
3. You get put on a chartered plane and dumped somewhere in your home country.
4. You can never be a citizen even if you re-enter legally and your spouse and children can never be citizens.
Real ACTUAL Citizens dies so that we could vote freely and it absolutely enrages me that the Dims game the system so hard.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at November 30, 2016 02:28 PM (kXoT0)
WRONG Trump computer Guy was 95% sure Trump would win on Sunday Night
Posted by: Evilpens at November 30, 2016 02:28 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Soona at November 30, 2016 02:29 PM (Fmupd)
I seemed to hear other things like it was the local Fire Dept and a building code issue.
Posted by: Maritime at November 30, 2016 02:27 PM (g9iYn)
No reason was given. That's why the announcers were so puzzled. Our side speculated that she knew she was losing and did not want to waste the money.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at November 30, 2016 02:29 PM (kXoT0)
Well MINE is like the monolith from the END of 2001: a Space Odyssey.
"Oh my God. It's full of stars!!"
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 30, 2016 02:31 PM (wFWxb)
Posted by: Evilpens at November 30, 2016 02:28 PM (y3aQB)
Agreed. I was thinking he would win IF he had enough votes to counteract the fraud.
It's certainly a sad thing that Illinois and other states have such corrupt elections that it taints the whole process.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at November 30, 2016 02:32 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: buzzion at November 30, 2016 02:25 PM (bMG0w)
Yeah, the Horde is generous like that.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at November 30, 2016 02:33 PM (kXoT0)
FIFY, don't mention it, really.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 30, 2016 02:33 PM (wFWxb)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at November 30, 2016 02:34 PM (75WaT)
WRONG Trump computer Guy was 95% sure Trump would win on Sunday Night
Posted by: Evilpens
I'm skeptical of things like this.
We''l probably never know the truth but I don't for a minute everyone in Trump's campaign was 95% sure that he was going to win on Election Night, including the candidate himself.
I do think though most people in Hillary's camp were "certain" she would be the next President.
Posted by: Maritime at November 30, 2016 02:34 PM (g9iYn)
That is why DUMocrats don't want voter ID when you need it for everything else
Posted by: Evilpens at November 30, 2016 02:36 PM (y3aQB)
was on Lou Dobbs & Lou ask him & said that & was more Confident on Monday, But Tues. was nervous because it was election day
Posted by: Evilpens at November 30, 2016 02:38 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Evilpens at November 30, 2016 02:39 PM (y3aQB)
was on Lou Dobbs & Lou ask him & said that & was more Confident on Monday, But Tues. was nervous because it was election day
Posted by: Evilpens
fair enough, I just think you ALWAYS put on an optimistic face even if you actually did feel you were going to lose.
I remember all sorts of positive "signals" were coming out of Romney's camp during the run up until election night that they were looking at a win.
Posted by: Maritime at November 30, 2016 02:42 PM (g9iYn)
Posted by: brass pair at November 30, 2016 02:48 PM (YEelc)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at November 30, 2016 02:23 PM (kXoT0)
It would have been truly wonderful if they had started firing them off early, still confident of a Hill win - right before the night turned truly dark for the leftists.
Hillary would have paid for a Trump fireworks celebration over Manhattan!
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 30, 2016 02:51 PM (u0lmX)
But a different sort of fireworks went off at 9:30 pm at the Javits Center, as Hillary's tirade in the Green Room scorched the eyebrows off of her trusted Inner Circle of Mooks and Flukes.
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 30, 2016 02:54 PM (SIY7D)
According to Adam Schiff (CA-D) in The Hill "No one is a better tactician than Nancy Pelosi,"
Buhwahahahaha!
Posted by: Shanks for the memory at November 30, 2016 02:16 PM (TdCQk)
Yes, the tactic of parading around with that giant gavel after pushing Ocare though was sure a winner -for the GOP.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 30, 2016 02:55 PM (u0lmX)
I couldn't even bear to turn on my TV until the Horde told me it was OK. I had too many scars from '12.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 30, 2016 02:57 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 30, 2016 02:59 PM (CRotO)
Hillary would have paid for a Trump fireworks celebration over Manhattan!
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 30, 2016 02:51 PM (u0lmX)
That's IT! You are brilliant. Trump would have owned her on Twitter over it. It wasn't the money, it was the chance that it would be co-opted by Trump.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at November 30, 2016 03:01 PM (kXoT0)
Better open up the sunroof today, schadenboner's not going away.
Posted by: t-bird at November 30, 2016 03:01 PM (2z74n)
Posted by: Evilpens at November 30, 2016 02:36 PM (y3aQB)
They prevail because there are still a few poor old Black folks without birth certificates...who have still managed to access every single bit of American life.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at November 30, 2016 03:03 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: wth at November 30, 2016 03:03 PM (HgMAr)
It's evident that feel that they know what's best for the country and no one can convince them otherwise.
Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at November 30, 2016 03:04 PM (2X7pN)
Trump Tower, New York City. Barricades surround the building as the president elect interviews applicants for positions and takes the please of supplicants. The latter arrive as workers finish the large flaming Golden Scalp Weasel on the tower's roof.
"We have answered your summons, president elect Trump."
"You have thrown everything against me during this campaign," he responds, "but I want to meet with you to show that I am magnum...er, magniloq...er...munici...hey, no hard feelings."
"Thank you," Megyn says with ill-grace.
"Don't take it so hard, sweet cheeks. I want to offer you a place."
"What? In a harem?" Megyn says, shocked.
"I'm a serious professional journalist!" Mika shouts.
"You're a professional alright and you wear your credentials on your chest. But enough of the Tom-foolery, I'm not here for mish. I have another proposition."
"And that is?" Megyn asks, glancing over at Mika and adjusting her top.
"Throughout the campaign you shilled for Hillary. It was so obvious even the cretins in the British tabloids were laughing at you. It can be worth your while to do the same."
"Why shill for Hillary," Mika asks, clerly puzzled. "She's done, she's taking a walk in the woods..."
"Being sent to the farm for old dogs..." Megyn adds.
"Going fishing with Fredo..." Mika quips, glaring at Megyn.
"Pushing up daisies..." Megyn snarls as she faces Mika.
"GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" the pair growl as they stand with clenched teeth, nose to nose.
"Down Sheba, down Lassie! You'll spook the Golden Scalp Weasel. Man, you dames are nuts and I know dames."
The pair slowly back off with smiles as fake as a Dollar Shop gold ring.
"Kisses, Megyn."
"Love you, Mika."
Trump shudders. "No, I want you to act like you're still skeptical about me, but secretly support me. Do things like how unsure you are about my actions and then spin the results as 'Darn, he really pulled off something there' as if you are amazed."
"Why?"
"You'll keep your audience of Lefties who want red meat about how stupid I am and then you'll suck in the Righties who go "Ha-ha! He really put one over on the press!" That way I win and you win - I get to look good and you get super ratings and big contract bonuses. Deal?"
Mika and Megyn give grudging glances at each other before leaping forward.
"You bet," Megyn says. "Nobody sucks up like I do!"
"No one out lick-spittles me, Little Miss Round-Heels," Mika says.
"Ladies, you agree. Take the rest to the girl's washroom and handle it old school."
The Golden Scalp Weasel sighs in relief as the blondes, honing their nails, leave.
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Posted by: GuyfromNH at November 30, 2016 03:11 PM (5zfq1)
Since November 9th, I stream election night coverage, alternating the cable/network channel each day. It's all on YouTube, hours and hours of it. I move the arrow to about 10:30 PM and watch the panic and horror set in on all of their faces. I watch them trying to convince themselves that there are still enough outstanding Hillary votes for her to win. They become apoplectic around midnight.
I'm still watching it three weeks later. It never ceases to delight me and my workout hour has never passed so quickly. For variety, I stream episode 26 of The Circus which leaves me equally happy and satisfied.
Posted by: Flowerbelle at November 30, 2016 03:14 PM (lDRgY)
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Posted by: willy at November 30, 2016 03:36 PM (Ffw22)
They said I would need a COMMERICAL. License to drive a Schadenboner that YUGE!
Posted by: !Deplorable Lives Matter! at November 30, 2016 03:38 PM (oBuXO)
Hilarious!
Posted by: 13times at November 30, 2016 03:46 PM (WHVu+)
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Posted by: R. DUKE at November 30, 2016 03:56 PM (ONH2e)
Nobody has any fucking shame anymore. They're all dropping their pants and shitting in their hands and flinging it. Unless your Nancy Pelosi, and your feeding it to your cockgobbing husband who too busy looting the government to feed himself.
Posted by: Uma Thurmond's Feet at November 30, 2016 04:39 PM (AghXX)
Posted by: Peter Schneider at November 30, 2016 05:39 PM (El+Jz)
This gobblygook is why Trump won. And the boner.
Posted by: batterup at November 30, 2016 05:42 PM (mtGE/)
So soul satisfying!!!
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