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Obama On Why Democrats Failed: See, It's Because FOXNEWS! Is On the TV In "Every Bar and Restaurant"
Really. Because the only news channel I ever see in any public venue is CNN.
In an interview with decrepit hippie Jann Wenner, the guy who blames every defeat on the media (Fox in particular) and "messaging" blames the newest defeat on, get this, the media (Fox in particular) and "messaging:"The challenge is people are getting a hundred different visions of the world from a hundred different outlets or a thousand different outlets, and that is ramping up divisions. It's making people exaggerate or say what’s most controversial or peddling in the most vicious of insults or lies, because that attracts eyeballs. ... In this election, [white working class voters] turned out in huge numbers for Trump. And I think that part of it has to do with our inability, our failure, to reach those voters effectively. Part of it is Fox News in every bar and restaurant in big chunks of the country, but part of it is also Democrats not working at a grassroots level, being in there, showing up, making arguments. That part of the critique of the Democratic Party is accurate. We spend a lot of time focused on international policy and national policy and less time being on the ground. And when we're on the ground, we do well.The guy who only interrupts his Golfing Administration to do public rallies and bathe in the electricity of cultish adoration claims, once again, that he's too busy doin' hard policy stuff to really engage "on the ground." Of course, that's also another backhanded slap at Hillary -- he ripped her for not being on the ground enough during the campaign. I saw two points made about Obama's claims on Twitter: Michelle Malkin noted that Obama and Hillary had ABC, NBC, CBS, MSNBC, CNN, 95% of print newspapers, Hollywood movies, most network TV shows, PBS, the academy, most professional organizations, etc., all flacking for them. But a single dissenting tone in the chorus, like Melchion's discordant song in the Simarillion, apparently injected Evil into the otherwise untainted world. RedSteeze said he'd like the media to ask Obama which bars and restaurants he's been to that had FoxNews on. That's a good question. As I said above, I've never personally seen FoxNews on in any public venue. It's too "controversial." It would be like, as in that episode of Seinfeld, having Penthouse magazines on the side-tables in a dentist's waiting area. Oh, and do enjoy this article about the media's unhinged foot-stomping over Trump's win, which shows little sign of abating.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at November 30, 2016 03:30 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: josephistan at November 30, 2016 03:30 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at November 30, 2016 03:30 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at November 30, 2016 03:31 PM (kXoT0)
Didn't think Fox was a fave at Man's Country.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at November 30, 2016 03:31 PM (9krrF)
Does he really think people will swallow this shit, This is why Trump won, nobody will call him on his Bullshit.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 30, 2016 03:32 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Man's Country Chicago at November 30, 2016 03:32 PM (Fp4vv)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Days of Rage and Tears Black Friday Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at November 30, 2016 03:33 PM (hLRSq)
Hmm, so is this fake news bullshit those morons peddling coming from the WH?
I fully believe the direction the media takes is controlled from the WH and the scumbags at the DNC.
I'm more paranoid that Patrick McGoohan about this stuff.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzzy at November 30, 2016 03:33 PM (yORMz)
Good to know, twink, that you really were that big a lightweight.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at November 30, 2016 03:33 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Memories at November 30, 2016 03:33 PM (mwcEF)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2016 03:33 PM (mbhDw)
And CNN is on in every damn airport non-stop.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2016 03:34 PM (mbhDw)
You know, sometimes I get the feeling that obamam isn't being entirely honest with us.
Posted by: josephistan at November 30, 2016 03:34 PM (7HtZB)
Something tells me he'll be b#tching about Fox news 'till the say he dies. Maybe his last words with be "..but Foooooooooooooooox...".
Maybe Obama sticking around DC won't be so bad after all! :lol
Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2016 03:34 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: joncelli, Providing the Traditional Responses at November 30, 2016 03:34 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: firefirefire at November 30, 2016 03:34 PM (of67s)
I fully believe the direction the media takes is controlled from the WH and the scumbags at the DNC.
I'm more paranoid that Patrick McGoohan about this stuff.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzzy
Not paranoid enough. If you think both aren't dancing to Soros' tune...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at November 30, 2016 03:34 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Roy at November 30, 2016 03:34 PM (VndSC)
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Everyone knows it's true. Just as we all know that Conservatives are racist. I mean, we read about it all of the time.
Posted by: Barky at November 30, 2016 03:34 PM (ZO497)
Ponder it.
Posted by: V the K at November 30, 2016 03:35 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: IC at November 30, 2016 03:35 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 30, 2016 03:35 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: Prez'nit Shit Midas at November 30, 2016 03:35 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: firefirefire at November 30, 2016 03:35 PM (of67s)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 30, 2016 03:35 PM (dKiJG)
From time to time I've seen one monitor at the gym tuned into Fox. But it's the one in the weight room, where really nobody is watching TV. The one in the cardio room with ellipticals, etc. is CNN all the time.
There's a Burger King nearby that always has Fox on; it's in a precinct that has gone GOP last three general elections.
Posted by: kallisto at November 30, 2016 03:36 PM (jkmtt)
As falling down drunk and planking as she was, she was down all the time!
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2016 03:36 PM (sUwfN)
Posted by: Memories
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Where?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2016 03:36 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: V the K at November 30, 2016 03:36 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: The Democrats at November 30, 2016 03:36 PM (39g3+)
I usually take along a book about inclusion.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2016 03:36 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2016 03:37 PM (mbhDw)
FAKE NEWS!
Posted by: !Deplorable Lives Matter! at November 30, 2016 03:37 PM (oBuXO)
Posted by: Memories at November 30, 2016 03:33 PM (mwcEF)
It's sometimes on in the McDonald's I frequent very occasionally. Other times, it's been CNN.
Every airport in America that I have been through has CNN.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at November 30, 2016 03:37 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 30, 2016 03:37 PM (QQ+il)
I bet he lined up all these interviews in expectation of being all magnanimous about handing off to Hills, waxing poetic about all the transformational change he started...and instead he's whining about the few people who said mean things about him in public.
Suck it up, cupcake - you only have the biggest bully pulpit there is until Jan 20th.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2016 03:37 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: firefirefire
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Possible Thread Winner.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2016 03:37 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at November 30, 2016 03:37 PM (kth/o)
Posted by: Roy at November 30, 2016 03:37 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 30, 2016 03:37 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at November 30, 2016 03:38 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at November 30, 2016 03:38 PM (Nwg0u)
Airports? CNN
My local doctor has, I believe, Fox and one of the other networks.
Good grief.
This is why people like this should not be let anywhere near the levers of government. They're never responsible for anything that goes wrong, that it's "always the fault of someone else." It's never their stupid policy that people told them was stupid yet they stupidly went ahead with their stupid policy because they're smarter than anyone else.
Posted by: Blake at November 30, 2016 03:38 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 30, 2016 03:38 PM (BHMfA)
Proof!
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 30, 2016 03:38 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 30, 2016 03:38 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2016 03:34 PM (NOIQH)
That's my theory now about him as well as Pelosi and Ellison - especially with Trump running things.
They will be be pimp-slapped so hard on Twitter they won't know what hit them.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2016 03:38 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Emperor Clusterfuck I at November 30, 2016 03:39 PM (qJhUV)
Cary Grant is dead?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 30, 2016 03:39 PM (LWYzG)
Posted by: It's my potty and I'll cry if I want to. at November 30, 2016 03:39 PM (i/H7f)
But of course Fox News is the one indoctrinating everyone.
Posted by: Sjg at November 30, 2016 03:39 PM (gDSJf)
Dear President Obamamandias.
It isnt your messaging. It isnt your grass roots effort. It isnt your spin, your outreach, your ground game, packaging, media effort or vibe.
It's.Your.Product.
Frankly, it sucks.... it fucking stinks on ice.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2016 03:39 PM (8XRCm)
lol
Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at November 30, 2016 03:39 PM (kth/o)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 30, 2016 03:37 PM (QQ+il)
It was their ideas that made people into soap not so long ago.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2016 03:39 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 30, 2016 03:39 PM (uF55B)
We know how stammering and hapless he is without the teleprompter, how everything he does publicly is a very carefully practiced and memorized persona. What if he's like a stuck record, this is all he has ready? It was supposed to be trotted out for Hillary and its all he's got?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2016 03:40 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 03:40 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: J.R.R. Tolchior at November 30, 2016 03:40 PM (Pby3z)
It can't be that they did get their message out, and when their message is "you white guys are the source of all evil and wrong in the world" and that those people rejected that message.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 30, 2016 03:40 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 30, 2016 03:38 PM (BHMfA)
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And yet..... their ratings blow chow.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2016 03:40 PM (8XRCm)
Breitbart needs to get space on the cable/satellite channels sooner rather than later. Fox itself hates being Fox.
Posted by: Boots at November 30, 2016 03:40 PM (EBwPV)
FoxNews on in any public venue. It's too "controversial." It would be
like, as in that episode of Seinfeld, having Penthouse magazines on the
side-tables in a dentist's waiting area.
My surgeon's office puts on Fox News instead of CNN that ALL the other doctors I have except my old Cardiologist. He used a CNN version of a paid medical ad with Robin Meade.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 30, 2016 03:40 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Barry Soetoro - AA, BFD at November 30, 2016 03:40 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at November 30, 2016 03:40 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: firefirefire
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Possible Thread Winner.
Meh. That's a gimme.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2016 03:40 PM (sUwfN)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at November 30, 2016 03:37 PM (kXoT0)
THIS!
An it can be frightening...makes me feel like I must be in North Korea or something.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at November 30, 2016 03:41 PM (oQQwD)
I shall not stand for this insult! I shannot!
Fisticuffs at dawn, sir!
Posted by: Industrial Level Stupid at November 30, 2016 03:41 PM (87y4e)
I'd take that deal, then crawfish and put on FNC, FBC and FoxSports.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 30, 2016 03:41 PM (QQ+il)
It never fails to amaze me when leftists think the problem is that we haven't heard their message, or that it wasn't delivered to us emphatically enough.
Posted by: weew at November 30, 2016 03:41 PM (EaEMG)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at November 30, 2016 03:38 PM (kXoT0)
Our local radio CBS affiliate now inflicts the national news feed on us, when it used to be regional news. So rather than tuning in to quickly get weather, sports, traffic - whatever - we're subjected to whatever propaganda legacy media is pimping for their commie masters.
Posted by: kallisto at November 30, 2016 03:41 PM (jkmtt)
http://tinyurl.com/jf4wqv8
Posted by: josephistan at November 30, 2016 03:41 PM (7HtZB)
Oh, you reached those voters just fine.
Problem was your message, it was "F$#@ you,whitey, your time is over. Hahahahahahaha!"
Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2016 03:41 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: regular joe at November 30, 2016 03:42 PM (O50yS)
Riddle me this, how ya gonna explain it when:
DJT is a complete success despite constant the propaganda against him?
BTW, He's already more successful than you with regards to American jobs and the media is being forces to reluctantly report that in between tear jerking demands for him not to be President.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at November 30, 2016 03:42 PM (kXoT0)
Please Trump, get rid of this social engineering nonsense.
Posted by: IC at November 30, 2016 03:42 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Ripley at November 30, 2016 03:42 PM (1BQGO)
Nancy Pelosi will continue to be the face of the Democrat Party
http://tinyurl.com/j4ece9r
Posted by: V the K at November 30, 2016 03:42 PM (O7MnT)
Burt Reynolds used to say, they show my movies in airplanes and prisons because of the captive audience.
Hence, CNN at airports, but without the Burt appeal.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2016 03:43 PM (mbhDw)
That pivate citizens in a free market choose to watch the least biased news?
And TFG is butthurt that he can't force them to watch his preferred propaganda outlet?
Bye. Good riddance.
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 30, 2016 03:43 PM (DGGdk)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 30, 2016 03:43 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at November 30, 2016 03:40 PM (Nwg0u)
And her face
And her voice
And her personality
And her _______
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at November 30, 2016 03:43 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 30, 2016 03:43 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Lurker primus at November 30, 2016 03:44 PM (B3qs7)
Posted by: eleven at November 30, 2016 03:44 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Industrial Level Stupid at November 30, 2016 03:41 PM (87y4e)
For a split second, my inner German read that as "fisting up to the cuffs."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2016 03:44 PM (mbhDw)
Problem was your message, it was "F$#@ you,whitey, your time is over. Hahahahahahaha!"
Yeah, exactly.
I've never seen Fox Snewz on anywhere public. CNN sometimes, but nothing else.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2016 03:44 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: wth at November 30, 2016 03:44 PM (HgMAr)
It never fails to amaze me when leftists think the problem is that we haven't heard their message, or that it wasn't delivered to us emphatically enough.
Posted by: weew
I doubt that he believes it. None of them will criticize what they are doing, or the hatred that they have for people who disagree with them. This is not different from attackwatch.com and all of the other stunts.
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 30, 2016 03:44 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 30, 2016 03:44 PM (xeeHA)
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My father was a barber and I had to do chores at the shop. One magical day I found out he bought Playboys for the waiting customers. Also pulp men's magazines like Argosy and other good stuff.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at November 30, 2016 03:45 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at November 30, 2016 03:45 PM (FQKBL)
Haaaaaaahahahaha
Bwaahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa
I can't breathe!
Haaahaaahahahaha!
Thanks, Larry Elder.
Posted by: 80's music fan at November 30, 2016 03:45 PM (PHcLa)
Posted by: NAM VETERAN at November 30, 2016 03:45 PM (2+Mt0)
I wonder how long its going to take them to realize Obama has led them into oblivion?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2016 03:45 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Fritz at November 30, 2016 03:45 PM (2Mnv1)
What I'm hoping is that people have wised up, and that propaganda will henceforth be impotent, because people are immune to it.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 30, 2016 03:45 PM (Pby3z)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 30, 2016 03:45 PM (MihIm)
Whatever the people who are paying money and buying drinks want them to !!
I do alot of solo business travel and
I've often asked a bartender to put on such and such a channel (sports or Fox) and was NEVER told no.
Who the fug goes to a bar or restaurant with your friends and really cares whats on TV ?
Posted by: McCool at November 30, 2016 03:45 PM (lWCRE)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 30, 2016 03:45 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: MTF at November 30, 2016 03:46 PM (sCBEO)
I used to go to a barber years ago that Playboy available in the waiting area. He had to eventually move them away from public view after a mother (of course) complained, but they were available on request.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 30, 2016 03:46 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 30, 2016 03:46 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2016 03:46 PM (sUwfN)
That is true. They spend their time in liberal enclaves, focused on how they should rule those that are "on the ground" rather than actually being "on the ground".
*"on the ground" being a euphemism for "normal, every day effing American citizen"
Posted by: ajmojo at November 30, 2016 03:46 PM (1H9ox)
The most effective message is a good economy. The best argument is properity, safety and the government leaving us alone.
Posted by: vivi at November 30, 2016 03:46 PM (11H2y)
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Who wouldn't like, "If a refugeehadi kills you or your child, it's only because you deserved it"?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at November 30, 2016 03:47 PM (Nwg0u)
Yeah, CNN is the new Highlights magazine or TIME magazine in its ubiquity.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 30, 2016 03:47 PM (LWYzG)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 30, 2016 03:47 PM (xeeHA)
Would have thought Skankles had that demo all 'locked up'
Posted by: McCool at November 30, 2016 03:47 PM (lWCRE)
............
They do that to make you sicker. It's a money maker.
Posted by: wth at November 30, 2016 03:47 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 30, 2016 03:47 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at November 30, 2016 03:47 PM (tf9Ne)
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 30, 2016 03:47 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 30, 2016 03:47 PM (CS7jF)
I used to go to a barber years ago that Playboy available in the waiting area. He had to eventually move them away from public view after a mother (of course) complained, but they were available on request.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 30, 2016 03:46 PM (OD2ni)
The shoeshine guy at my old gym used to give me Danish porn every morning when I sat in the chair. Beats US News, I guess, but still . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2016 03:47 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: every bar scene in every movie ever at November 30, 2016 03:47 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: tu3031 at November 30, 2016 03:47 PM (qJhUV)
And she still tanked. She was that bad....
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 30, 2016 03:47 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Mega at November 30, 2016 03:47 PM (ekxYo)
*********
Make Sure You Speak Slowly and Distinctly- a limerick
We lost this year's election, oh alas!
But it's tough appealing to the under class
You may think that I'm a softy
But my thoughts are oh so lofty
And my nose so high I cannot smell my ass!
Posted by: Muldoon at November 30, 2016 03:48 PM (wPiJc)
Absolute anecdata but a few days after the election a random gaming person I follow on twitter put out that they were at a restaurant and Fox News was on and too soon! It stood out because I don't think I've ever seen a bar or restaurant with any kind of news on, outside of the DC area anyway.
Posted by: alexthechick - why does no one listen to me about Outside at November 30, 2016 03:48 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 30, 2016 03:48 PM (uF55B)
Never mind the fact that Fox News, especially that twatbag Megan Kelly, did everything they could to torpedo Donald Trump.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 30, 2016 03:48 PM (LWYzG)
Why the Fresh Grocer? Was the owner a professed Trump supporter?
So glad I moved out of the city. And I lived there when it was normal, not the current hipster/yuppie infested plastic nightmare of a town.
Posted by: kallisto at November 30, 2016 03:48 PM (jkmtt)
Posted by: steevy at November 30, 2016 03:48 PM (r/0kC)
A hundred outlets to a thousand outlets to...
FOX
One outlet did not spread the propaganda as thick as shit for brains expects, and that brought down Shillary
Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2016 03:48 PM (8ikIW)
Fixed.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 30, 2016 03:48 PM (ujg0T)
The only thing I've ever seen on in bars is ESPN or local sports.
News shows on bar TVs are only seen in the movies, so the hero can react to seeing his face on a wanted poster.
Total fantasy crock of shit.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2016 03:48 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: regular joe at November 30, 2016 03:48 PM (O50yS)
Apparently losing only 3-5 percent of the media puts their power in jeopardy.
Shows how weak they are, really.
Posted by: DocJ at November 30, 2016 03:48 PM (7bkOX)
Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at November 30, 2016 03:49 PM (kth/o)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 30, 2016 03:48 PM (uF55B)
CNN has Goofus & Goofus. And Goofus.
Posted by: josephistan at November 30, 2016 03:49 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 30, 2016 03:49 PM (Pby3z)
Posted by: Mega at November 30, 2016 03:49 PM (ekxYo)
But, as per usual, he's just making crap up.
Posted by: Lily (formerly of Hot Air) now of AOSHQ at November 30, 2016 03:49 PM (vfC/C)
Posted by: Former mass resident at November 30, 2016 03:49 PM (3rMal)
.................
Sorry, we don't do the nethers.
Posted by: the Barber at November 30, 2016 03:49 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Yo! at November 30, 2016 03:49 PM (GwIKd)
Posted by: ajmojo at November 30, 2016 03:49 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at November 30, 2016 03:40 PM (Nwg0u)
And the tats. And the doughy body. And the pasty complexion. And poor posture. And lack of definable charm.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Days of Rage and Tears Black Friday Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at November 30, 2016 03:49 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Tolkien Pedant at November 30, 2016 03:50 PM (ZOvoV)
Posted by: MTF at November 30, 2016 03:50 PM (sCBEO)
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And the only time anyone sees CNN is in public venues.
Posted by: Mega at November 30, 2016 03:50 PM (ekxYo)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 30, 2016 03:50 PM (mpXpK)
That's a good question. As I said above, I've never personally seen FoxNews on in any public venue. It's too "controversial."
Depends on what part of the country you're in. Here in rural TX, if the news is on at all, it's usually FNC.
There's a local breakfast place here that I kind of like, but I rarely eat there because they have FNC on the TVs. With the volume BLASTING. It's distracting.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 30, 2016 03:51 PM (XWkhW)
Posted by: MTF at November 30, 2016 03:50 PM (sCBEO)
He starred in that movie "Earnest Goes to the Bathhouse."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2016 03:51 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2016 03:51 PM (/tuJf)
Wenner: "So my big plan is, let's raise the consciousness of the Rust Belt working class about transgendered bathroom rights and the future is ours!"
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 30, 2016 03:51 PM (PRtT5)
http://bit.ly/2fF3Kre
I kind of really want a picture of me like that.
Posted by: alexthechick - why does no one listen to me about Outside at November 30, 2016 03:51 PM (mf5HN)
Save us Gen Mattis, you're our only hope.
Posted by: Princess Leia at November 30, 2016 03:51 PM (lWCRE)
Posted by: Country Singer at November 30, 2016 03:51 PM (uiwCw)
That's how you learn about all the murders, but you have to make them TURN THAT UP!!
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 30, 2016 03:52 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 30, 2016 03:48 PM (uF55B) "
Gallant was such a goody two-shoes little shit. I always rooted for Goofus.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 30, 2016 03:52 PM (kumBu)
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Every day, when he does his press gaggle.
Posted by: MTF at November 30, 2016 03:52 PM (sCBEO)
Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at November 30, 2016 03:52 PM (vI+F1)
Something many will notice (or not even realize they have noticed) over the next year or so is that Trump treats us like grownups.
It's going to matter. It may be the thing that ends up mattering most.
Posted by: Mega at November 30, 2016 03:52 PM (ekxYo)
Posted by: alexthechick - why does no one listen to me about Outside at November 30, 2016 03:51 PM (mf5HN)
I'm a short subway ride away. BTW, is that Spielberg?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2016 03:52 PM (mbhDw)
No one is going to a bar or restaurant and watching news. Even if it is on the tv there.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 30, 2016 03:52 PM (gURv6)
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Every day, when he does his press gaggle.
Posted by: MTF at November 30, 2016 03:52 PM (sCBEO)
Or gargle.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2016 03:53 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at November 30, 2016 03:53 PM (J9FkY)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 30, 2016 03:51 PM (PRtT5)
Capital idea, old chap! Do you think you could pledge your personal fortune to the success of this daring Enterprise of the Savage Lands North and West of the River Ohio?
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Days of Rage and Tears Black Friday Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at November 30, 2016 03:53 PM (hLRSq)
The Victim Mindset that they treasure and foster has removed any self-critical capacity.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 30, 2016 03:53 PM (3hIZX)
Posted by: alexthechick - why does no one listen to me about Outside at November 30, 2016 03:51 PM (mf5HN)
You mean the "tied in bundles" part?
Posted by: blaster at November 30, 2016 03:53 PM (tewYv)
Thank you, Aspergagorn, son of Aspergathoth, last King of Numenor
Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at November 30, 2016 03:53 PM (kth/o)
Posted by: jsg at November 30, 2016 03:53 PM (gs8be)
672 The Saga Continues:
Trump Tower, New York City. Barricades surround the building as the president elect interviews applicants for positions and takes the please of supplicants. The latter arrive as workers finish the large flaming Golden Scalp Weasel on the tower's roof.
"We have answered your summons, president elect Trump."
"You have thrown everything against me during this campaign," he responds, "but I want to meet with you to show that I am magnum...er, magniloq...er...munici...hey, no hard feelings."
"Thank you," Megyn says with ill-grace.
"Don't take it so hard, sweet cheeks. I want to offer you a place."
"What? In a harem?" Megyn says, shocked.
"I'm a serious professional journalist!" Mika shouts.
"You're a professional alright and you wear your credentials on your chest. But enough of the Tom-foolery, I'm not here for mish. I have another proposition."
"And that is?" Megyn asks, glancing over at Mika and adjusting her top.
"Throughout the campaign you shilled for Hillary. It was so obvious even the cretins in the British tabloids were laughing at you. It can be worth your while to do the same."
"Why shill for Hillary," Mika asks, clerly puzzled. "She's done, she's taking a walk in the woods..."
"Being sent to the farm for old dogs..." Megyn adds.
"Going fishing with Fredo..." Mika quips, glaring at Megyn.
"Pushing up daisies..." Megyn snarls as she faces Mika.
"GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" the pair growl as they stand with clenched teeth, nose to nose.
"Down Sheba, down Lassie! You'll spook the Golden Scalp Weasel. Man, you dames are nuts and I know dames."
The pair slowly back off with smiles as fake as a Dollar Shop gold ring.
"Kisses, Megyn."
"Love you, Mika."
Trump shudders. "No, I want you to act like you're still skeptical about me, but secretly support me. Do things like how unsure you are about my actions and then spin the results as 'Darn, he really pulled off something there' as if you are amazed."
"Why?"
"You'll keep your audience of Lefties who want red meat about how stupid I am and then you'll suck in the Righties who go "Ha-ha! He really put one over on the press!" That way I win and you win - I get to look good and you get super ratings and big contract bonuses. Deal?"
Mika and Megyn give grudging glances at each other before leaping forward.
"You bet," Megyn says. "Nobody sucks up like I do!"
"No one out lick-spittles me, Little Miss Round-Heels," Mika says.
"Ladies, you agree. Take the rest to the girl's washroom and handle it old school."
The Golden Scalp Weasel sighs in relief as the blondes, honing their nails, leave.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Days of Rage and Tears Black Friday Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at November 30, 2016 03:08 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 30, 2016 03:53 PM (CS7jF)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 30, 2016 03:54 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: huerfano at November 30, 2016 03:54 PM (jkkMG)
Posted by: alexthechick - why does no one listen to me about Outside at November 30, 2016 03:51 PM (mf5HN)
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All I saw in that picture was Ivanka.
Posted by: MTF at November 30, 2016 03:54 PM (sCBEO)
What's your plan going to be going forward with this?
You
know, I'm gonna sleep for a couple of weeks when I get out of here,
take my wife on a well-deserved vacation. And I'll spend time in my
first year out of office writing a book, and I'm gonna be organizing my
presidential center, which is gonna be focused on precisely this issue
of how do we train and empower the next generation of leadership. How do
we rethink our storytelling, the messaging and the use of technology
and digital media, so that we can make a persuasive case across the
country?...
So...more of the same.
Sleeping in, vacationing, talking endlessly about the process - storytelling, messaging, technology - as opposed to ideas and policy.
Alrighty!!
Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2016 03:54 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 30, 2016 03:54 PM (PFlOK)
Posted by: Brad at November 30, 2016 03:54 PM (arypP)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at November 30, 2016 03:45 PM (Nwg0u)
I used to see a semi-sleazy magazine in barber shops called 'The Police Gazette'. Anyone else remember that? I wonder if it's still around?
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 30, 2016 03:54 PM (PRtT5)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2016 03:54 PM (NOIQH)
The Victim Mindset that they treasure and foster has removed any self-critical capacity.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 30, 2016 03:53 PM (3hIZX)
So, it's a combo Dunning/Kruger, Stockholm Syndrome, Munchausen by Proxy?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2016 03:54 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at November 30, 2016 03:53 PM (kth/o)
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**snort**
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2016 03:54 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Emmanuel Goldstein at November 30, 2016 03:55 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Chupacabra at November 30, 2016 03:55 PM (sa50w)
I guess when you've never had a real job it's just too hard to imagine blue collar folks might be smart enough to realize importing a million south and central American peasants every year might have some impact on their financial prospects. No, it's just that they "didn't get our message" or "we couldn't reach them effectively".
I'll be so glad when this moron has to give up the keys to 1600.
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 30, 2016 03:55 PM (Xuv2G)
Posted by: alexthechick - why does no one listen to me about Outside at November 30, 2016 03:51 PM (mf5HN)
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I would too, if I were in NYC.
Posted by: IC at November 30, 2016 03:55 PM (a0IVu)
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Doesn't that fly in the face of first, do no harm?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at November 30, 2016 03:56 PM (Nwg0u)
There's quiet private realization, and there's vocal public admission.
My guess is that the "vocal public admission" phase will be decades in coming. Historic First must NEVER be described as anything other than an epochal success in every regard.
When among liberals here in the SF Bay Area I've started to list Obama failures, it has been met with (not exaggerating) sharp intakes of breath every time. OMG RAYCISS ELEVENTY!!!
Posted by: torquewrench at November 30, 2016 03:56 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: alexthechick - why does no one listen to me about Outside at November 30, 2016 03:51 PM (mf5HN)
You mean the "tied in bundles" part?
Posted by: blaster
More like Victory written on bewbs.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2016 03:56 PM (sUwfN)
As opposed to one vision of the world from four "different" outlets which was really essentially just the NYTimes.
Notice, once again, it wasn't policy or ideology that was rejected; it was "messaging". Always with the messaging. It's almost as if they have communist DNA.
I denounce my own bigotry and racism, of course, for this heretical POV.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 30, 2016 03:56 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 30, 2016 03:54 PM (PFlOK)
She used to go to a dance class in the same building where I worked and every so often I saw her come in and held the door for her when I was leaving. I think she's reliably libbo (big animal rights nut) but unless I'm mistaken, she keeps her mouth generally shut about politics.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2016 03:56 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: tu3031
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I was in a pub with some Brit ex-pats when Diana and Dodi rammed the abutment. When the news came in, the TV was turned on.
Curiously, no one seemed very upset about it. In point of fact, some rather off-color morbid jokes were made.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2016 03:56 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 30, 2016 03:56 PM (PFlOK)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 30, 2016 03:48 PM (uF55B)
IIRC, cartoonist Mike Judge was inspired by "Goofus and Gallant" to create, or at least title, "Beavis and Butthead".
Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 30, 2016 03:56 PM (ujg0T)
*****
I grew up hanging out a lot in the garages that my dad owned and the guys that worked on the cars. I used to answer phones and do paperwork. I found a stash of porn mags when I was replacing the toilet paper once. I never looked at those guys again the same with. I kept picturing them fapping. They also used to play a classic rock station where the djs talked about sex and especially the butt stuff. That was my entire sex education. I grew up fast
Posted by: L, Elle at November 30, 2016 03:56 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: zombie Capt Smith RMS Titanic at November 30, 2016 03:57 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy
Those are the new leaders in Congress:
Goofus: minority leader
Gallant: Speaker of the House
Posted by: Roy at November 30, 2016 03:57 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 30, 2016 03:57 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: grammie winger at November 30, 2016 03:57 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2016 03:52 PM (mbhDw)
Heh, no, just random tourists but it does look like Spielberg, doesn't it?
Also note the mail slot which I presume is the one used to mail the tax returns to the NYT.
Also, some rocket surgeons burnt some American flags in front of Trump Tower today because that'll show the flyovers how wrong Trump is!
Posted by: alexthechick - why does no one listen to me about Outside at November 30, 2016 03:57 PM (mf5HN)
Kittehs must be teh fed. BBL.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2016 03:57 PM (mbhDw)
"Hey Verne, do you want to pitch or catch?"
-Josh Earnest
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 30, 2016 03:57 PM (OD2ni)
Or she would have been if they hadn't caught her.
Posted by: TexasDan, Standard Deplorable Redneck at November 30, 2016 03:58 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: alexthechick - why does no one listen to me about Outside at November 30, 2016 03:57 PM (mf5HN)
Pissing down in buckets today in Hymietown. You'd need a cutting torch to set anything on fire.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2016 03:58 PM (mbhDw)
But it sure as hell wasn't because the media pulled its punches, even Fox News was on the Hillary train.
Posted by: Maritime at November 30, 2016 03:58 PM (g9iYn)
I can believe that I am independently wealthy and run around maxing out my credit cards, but eventually the bill collectors will be calling. I can believe that the Pack is going to go to the Super Bowl, but when I tune in that Sunday in Feb. I will not see any green and gold unis.
The Left has gone around believing all sorts of shit aka The Narrative, and now reality has them down on the ground in a headlock - and they still don't want to believe it.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 30, 2016 03:58 PM (u0lmX)
There are two pizza shops that put on Fox News, and I think I've seen it one other place locally, but can't remember off of the top of my head where it was.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 30, 2016 03:58 PM (9TK8E)
These two boys about 13 came in with a note and I swear this is true it read It is okay for the boys to look at the nekkid lady books signed so and so's mom. Seriously, so and so's mom.
Posted by: blaster at November 30, 2016 03:58 PM (tewYv)
Posted by: grammie winger
My dentist has Marathon Man on, and it keeps replaying all day.
Posted by: Roy at November 30, 2016 03:58 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 30, 2016 03:58 PM (Xuv2G)
.............
They better turn that shit off when MeAgain Digme does her segment about her book signing tour or they're gonna be buying new TV's.
Posted by: wth at November 30, 2016 03:59 PM (HgMAr)
Anyone? Beuller?
Must be FOXNews drowning out their clarion calls.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 30, 2016 03:59 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 30, 2016 03:54 PM (PFlOK)
Who can turn the world on with her smile?
Who can take--a nothing day--and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 30, 2016 03:59 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 30, 2016 03:59 PM (QQ+il)
(Not really. It was in Buffalo. I just like saying 'Schenectady')
Posted by: Muldoon at November 30, 2016 03:59 PM (wPiJc)
I think Trump's work ethic will put Obama to shame. Not that he will in any way notice it.
Posted by: Marmeaux at November 30, 2016 03:59 PM (xujbM)
Posted by: Hikaru at November 30, 2016 03:58 PM (9TK8E)
Well, there's your culprit right there!
I bet they wouldn't cater a gay weeding, either!
Stupid phobic pizza shops!!
Posted by: blaster at November 30, 2016 03:59 PM (tewYv)
Here's a trick. Go to google and search for anything Trump. Say "Trump transition team". Watch what comes back. It's every major media outlet bleating garbage.
No truth. No blogs. Not even his transition website.
If anyone thinks this war is over, think again. They are doubling down.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 30, 2016 03:59 PM (lIH7u)
What a jug eared fuck-stick.
Posted by: Dang at November 30, 2016 03:59 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Uma Thurmond's Feet at November 30, 2016 03:59 PM (AghXX)
Posted by: Chupacabra at November 30, 2016 03:55 PM (sa50w)
They know who will shrug it off and who will bitch and moan and complain about safe space violations.
Posted by: jsg at November 30, 2016 04:00 PM (gs8be)
...and getting every aspect of those areas completely and totally wrong.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 30, 2016 04:00 PM (MZcWR)
Same with restaurants, they will only have a tv on in the bar area and it will be tuned to sports.
My car dealer sometimes has Fox on but that is because the remote is sitting there in the hands of clients. Who often will turn on an old Mayberry RFD show.
Posted by: Jen at November 30, 2016 04:00 PM (Q3CCX)
Posted by: mnw at November 30, 2016 04:00 PM (D1bJZ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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Pfft. She was my secretary.
Posted by: Peter Gunn at November 30, 2016 04:00 PM (ZO497)
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Dear MeAgain,
If youre going to visit and talk about Olathe KS, please how to pronounce Olathe KS.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2016 04:00 PM (8XRCm)
http://www.muhammadalicollection.com/images/gallery-mags/mags-07.jpg
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 30, 2016 04:01 PM (PRtT5)
My guess is that the "vocal public admission" phase will be decades in coming. Historic First must NEVER be described as anything other than an epochal success in every regard.
When among liberals here in the SF Bay Area I've started to list Obama failures, it has been met with (not exaggerating) sharp intakes of breath every time. OMG RAYCISS ELEVENTY!!!
Posted by: torquewrench
I refer to him as the Dear Leader, and laugh at them as being cultists.
I then point out that Trump running suddenly made them give a shit about the quality of a candidate...Or at least some candidates. Obama was and is a joke, and they revelled in him.
Good news #2: school children aren't likely to be forced to sing anthems praising Donald Trump.
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 30, 2016 04:01 PM (326rv)
Posted by: steevy at November 30, 2016 04:01 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: grammie winger at November 30, 2016 04:01 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 30, 2016 03:58 PM (Xuv2G)
And yet, when you look at those "Repblican drawn" districts, they look far more contiguous and are far more likely to respect existing municipal and county boundaries, than the ones before them. Fancy that.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 30, 2016 04:01 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: V the K at November 30, 2016 04:01 PM (O7MnT)
If they're not actively mocking the GOP and conservatives on his behalf they are pushing the latest progressive hubby-horses. You've got orgs like the WH, Planned Parenthood and CAIR that actively meet w/Hollywood executives, tv showrunners asking them to craft a storyline that pushes their agenda - and they are welcomed.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2016 04:01 PM (NOIQH)
Well, she did have other pressing matters. Maintaining respiration in particular.
Posted by: rockhead at November 30, 2016 04:01 PM (4HptN)
Posted by: Ian S. at November 30, 2016 04:01 PM (3J/LN)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 30, 2016 04:01 PM (lIH7u)
world from a hundred different outlets or a thousand different outlets"
Sounds just like diversity but you're still complaining, ya stupid fuck.
Posted by: Dang at November 30, 2016 04:01 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: wth at November 30, 2016 04:02 PM (HgMAr)
Bosses wanted it on MSNBC.
I would put on HGTV.
Mind you, the reception area was in the front and we all worked in the back so it's not like we were up there a lot and the receptionist refused to play along and it stayed on whatever channel the last person put it on until the next person changed it.
Then once baseball season started I would put it on MLB Network and one of the other lawyers agreed with that and I win bitches!
Posted by: alexthechick - why does no one listen to me about Outside at November 30, 2016 04:02 PM (mf5HN)
What I want to know is, was there really a "groundswell" of white working class voters that were "new" to the voting booth, or did minorities simply not show up?
My understanding is Trump actually did slightly worse with whites than Romney did.
Problem is, the exit polls in 2016 also showed Hillary winning so we know for certain they aren't accurate.
Posted by: Maritime at November 30, 2016 04:02 PM (g9iYn)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 30, 2016 03:59 PM (ujg0T)
The Candy Man can?
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 30, 2016 04:02 PM (PRtT5)
They don't rely on whatever news nuggets they can glean from restaurant and bar televisions.
Posted by: Lily (formerly of Hot Air) now of AOSHQ at November 30, 2016 04:02 PM (vfC/C)
Posted by: Tolkien lore, my secret shame at November 30, 2016 04:02 PM (K0iLX)
Posted by: Peter Gunn at November 30, 2016 04:00 PM (ZO497)
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Oh yeah. Didn't they show lots of scenes with her legs?
Posted by: grammie winger at November 30, 2016 04:03 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 30, 2016 04:03 PM (lIH7u)
In the patient waiting areas, it's either CNN or MSNBC.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 30, 2016 04:03 PM (u0lmX)
Disclaimer: we don't watch any other news channels, either. We sometimes catch the tail end of Lester Holt blathering about something uninteresting while waiting for Wheel of Fortune to begin.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 30, 2016 04:03 PM (ppaKI)
That doesn't sound safe.
Posted by: Grump
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Hmm. How about Little Shop of Horrors?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2016 04:03 PM (ZO497)
I knew she was a keeper when she ordered a second bloody mary.
Posted by: ajmojo at November 30, 2016 04:03 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 30, 2016 04:04 PM (Pby3z)
Posted by: Ruth H at November 30, 2016 04:04 PM (l9C+M)
Big Mac creator dies at 98.
Jeeb, think I'll go get a couple burgers and some fries.
Posted by: wth
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Dang. Now I know what's for dinner. God bless him.
Posted by: Dang at November 30, 2016 04:04 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: It's my potty and I'll cry if I want to. at November 30, 2016 03:39 PM (i/H7f)
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That is chilling.
The whole leftist mantra about Fox News is chilling.
It drives them crazy that there should be one outlet, just one, that disagrees with the party-line to any extent.
And as your Google story shows, they would get rid of it if they could. They WILL get rid of any dissent when they can.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 30, 2016 04:04 PM (Nox3c)
Doesn't he realize the great ones are stopped by nothing. Hope he's observant over the next 4 years (because he didn't learn anything from the campaign).
Posted by: Adsila at November 30, 2016 04:05 PM (erVZn)
EVERY BAR SHOULD BE FORCED TO HAVE NPR ON AT ALL TIMES, AT EXTREME VOLUME SO PEOPLE GET THE TRUTH OUT THERE IN BARS AND RESTAURANTS.
NONE OF THE FAKE NEWS ANYMORE!!!
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzzy at November 30, 2016 04:05 PM (yORMz)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2016 03:56 PM
I think the Horde deserves to have that permanently linked in the sidebar.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 30, 2016 04:05 PM (kDUMP)
Interesting they don't choose MSNBC, but I guess even they understand that it's way too extreme.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 30, 2016 04:05 PM (ppaKI)
++++
I saw a Columbo rerun recently that was set in a TV network headquarters. There was a scene of a security guard passing through a lobby. He pauses, picks up a magazine from the table and opens it to the centerfold. I think it was supposed to be Playboy instead of Penthouse.
Well, you know, the 70's.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 30, 2016 04:05 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 30, 2016 04:05 PM (6IPEM)
In terms of the MI recount, the State Board of Canvassers chair (a D) scheduled a hearing Friday to hear any objections to the recount petition just filed.
My understanding of the clear statue of the law is that they have to give opponents 7 days to object.
What is going on here?
Posted by: Concerned Citizen at November 30, 2016 04:05 PM (dGs9w)
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I was having a great time at Smut n' Eggs until someone directed my gaze to Ron Jeremy... doing something ... to himself.
Fun times RUINED.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 30, 2016 04:05 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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Pfft. She was my secretary.
Posted by: Peter Gunn at November 30, 2016 04:00 PM (ZO497)
*
*
Peter, I saw her first.
Posted by: Richard Diamond at November 30, 2016 04:05 PM (PFlOK)
As much as I hate to say it, your talents are wasted here.
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2016 04:05 PM (MQZBa)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 30, 2016 04:05 PM (kDUMP)
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So.... discussion time.
Who's were better?? AtC's.... or Bebe's.
GO!!
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2016 04:06 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: alexthechick - why does no one listen to me about Outside at November 30, 2016 03:57 PM (mf5HN)
Trump suggesting flag burning should be a crime just so there would be lots of video of these simpletons burning flags on the nightly news.
He's playing them like a cheap violin, and the amusing part is they think they're congratulating themselves on showing him.
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 30, 2016 04:06 PM (Xuv2G)
Posted by: steevy at November 30, 2016 04:06 PM (r/0kC)
I don't know about that. Here's the channel lineup for Google Fiber in Kansas City, and it has both Fox News and Fox Business.
https://fiber.google.com/cities/kansascity/channels/
Posted by: Ian S. at November 30, 2016 04:06 PM (3J/LN)
Had to sit with my back to CNN. Wouldn't have been able to eat my sandwich otherwise.
Posted by: never enough caffeine at November 30, 2016 04:06 PM (wV8s/)
Posted by: grammie winger
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That was all that was ever shown. Never saw her face. Kinda like John Beresford Tipton, except different. Pleasingly different.
Posted by: Michael Anthony at November 30, 2016 04:06 PM (ZO497)
It pains me that I care Ace got it slightly wrong.
Posted by: Tolkien lore, my secret shame at November 30, 2016 04:02 PM (K0iLX)
Or Melchior. Wise Man #1, but not, apparently, a very good singer.
Posted by: HTL at November 30, 2016 04:07 PM (0BfFW)
LOL.
I haven't watched Foxnews in years ... but what little I did catch of it, or hear about it, seemed to be pretty close to the #nevertrump line.
Barky stands as the very definition of chutzpah. All earlier examples pale in comparison to the Indonesian Imbecile. The fact that this malevolent retard has been allowed to continue to mouth this crap is a pretty damning commentary on our society.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 30, 2016 04:07 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: grammie winger at November 30, 2016 04:07 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 30, 2016 03:59 PM (ujg0T)
The Candy Man can?
Posted by: OregonMuse
That Girl!
Yeah. Off my lawn.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2016 04:07 PM (sUwfN)
Posted by: 2 x 4 Answers at November 30, 2016 04:07 PM (MQZBa)
Posted by: IanDeal at November 30, 2016 04:07 PM (teGBX)
Posted by: MTF at November 30, 2016 03:54 PM (sCBEO)
Ivanka and AtC have never been seen in the same place, BTW.
Food for thought.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 30, 2016 04:08 PM (CS7jF)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
If you regard Audrey as being a Muslim migrant, the whole thing makes sense.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 30, 2016 04:08 PM (Pby3z)
Posted by: Michael Anthony at November 30, 2016 04:06 PM (ZO497)
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Yes, the memory, it is jogged. The Golden Age of Television.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 30, 2016 04:08 PM (bpfzP)
Well, you know, the 70's."
There was an episode of The Partridge Family where Danny and Reuben Kincaid were quarantined together for some reason. At bed time, they showed Danny reading a comic book in his bed and Reuben looking at a girly mag in his bed (and smoking). Like you said, the 70's.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 30, 2016 04:08 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2016 04:08 PM (ZO497)
On election night, I was there & got to see a middle-aged woman put it on MSNBC! She was happy... & then she was sad.
Most fun I ever had with my pants on.
Posted by: mnw at November 30, 2016 04:08 PM (PDYxO)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 30, 2016 04:08 PM (xeeHA)
If they're not actively mocking the GOP and conservatives on his behalf they are pushing the latest progressive hubby-horses. You've got orgs like the WH, Planned Parenthood and CAIR that actively meet w/Hollywood executives, tv showrunners asking them to craft a storyline that pushes their agenda - and they are welcomed.
*
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Which is why Last Man Standing with Tim Allen is such a great change of pace. He actually has his character complain about Obama and liberalism. (It also has 2 young hotties playing his daughters. One looks kind of like the young Elizabeth Taylor. Check it, or her, out.)
Posted by: Richard Diamond at November 30, 2016 04:08 PM (PFlOK)
http://tinyurl.com/jf4wqv8
Posted by: josephistan at November 30, 2016 03:41 PM (7HtZB)
I can't wait to watch this at home.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 30, 2016 04:09 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2016 04:09 PM (sUwfN)
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2016 04:09 PM (MQZBa)
Posted by: sterling bell at November 30, 2016 04:09 PM (rEkRG)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 30, 2016 04:09 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at November 30, 2016 04:09 PM (i6uld)
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 30, 2016 04:09 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2016 04:10 PM (RVnAu)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 30, 2016 04:10 PM (UCztd)
Posted by: President Assclown at November 30, 2016 04:10 PM (KTJxj)
Posted by: Concerned Citizen at November 30, 2016 04:05 PM (dGs9w)
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Not sure. Maybe they have a "dire electoral college" emergency clause?
Do you have a Republican Sec of State?
Posted by: grammie winger at November 30, 2016 04:11 PM (bpfzP)
Who's were better?? AtC's.... or Bebe's.
Only saw AtC's.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2016 04:09 PM (sUwfN)
Embrace the healing power of and.
Posted by: alexthechick - why does no one listen to me about Outside at November 30, 2016 04:11 PM (mf5HN)
Wait - JANN WENNER, publisher of Rolling Stone (/spit), which in turn recently published one of the most egregious, vicious lies in journalistic history, said that?
Proof positive there is no God, or that cocksucker would be a pile of smoldering cinders.
I hope the UVa fraternity ends up padlocking Rolling Stone's offices.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2016 04:11 PM (SRKgf)
Huh? Oh no of course not for actual sports related stuff. He's had a lawsuit filed against him for allegedly breaking the nose of a bar employee.
Posted by: buzzion at November 30, 2016 04:11 PM (z/Ubi)
We wanted full frontal.
We settled for whipped cream.
We got Lipstick and a Cute Bra.
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2016 04:11 PM (MQZBa)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 30, 2016 04:11 PM (6IPEM)
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I've always been more interested in AtC's stompy boots. Which I can only assume she wears for squirrel protection.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 30, 2016 04:12 PM (xeeHA)
Who's were better?? AtC's.... or Bebe's.
Only saw AtC's.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2016 04:09 PM (sUwfN)
Embrace the healing power of and.
Posted by: alexthechick - why does no one listen to me about Outside at November 30, 2016 04:11 PM (mf5HN)
And ingoring Gushka's. For shame. For shame.
Posted by: buzzion at November 30, 2016 04:12 PM (z/Ubi)
My understanding is Trump actually did slightly worse with whites than Romney did.
Problem is, the exit polls in 2016 also showed Hillary winning so we know for certain they aren't accurate.
Posted by: Maritime at November 30, 2016 04:02 PM (g9iYn)
All the above, frankly. Trump did slightly worse with whites overall, but overwhelmingly better with whites without bachelor degrees, and crucially, it was mainly in rust belt states he needed to break the blue wall (and run up margins in West Virginia and upstate new York. African-Americans didn't turn out the way they did for Obama, while Hispanics did, but it didn't have as big an impact as was expected because Trump slightly improved Romney's numbers in both groups.
In essence, Hillary couldn't repeat Obama's coalition and turnout. Whether Trump could do it again or his coalition can be transferred to another politician is something we'll have to wait to find out.
Posted by: El Skippito Friskito at November 30, 2016 04:12 PM (V40IZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2016 04:13 PM (RVnAu)
Posted by: buzzion at November 30, 2016 04:12 PM (z/Ubi)
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Crap. Sorry Gushka.
She was the one with the whipped cream.... right??
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2016 04:13 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 30, 2016 04:09 PM (6IPEM)
I promised that if Trump won I would post a picture of The Rack with victory written on it in whipped cream.
Unfortunately, whipped cream wouldn't show up in the pic, what with my skin being approximately the same color, so I had to use red lipstick.
It's a bitch and a half to write on your own boobs in lipstick backwards whilst looking in a mirror, let me tell you.
Posted by: alexthechick - why does no one listen to me about Outside at November 30, 2016 04:13 PM (mf5HN)
Yes, having Bela Pelosi in charge has nothing to do with the failures.
Looking forward to Pelosi's confidently worded communiques about how her caucus will take back the House *for sure* in the 2026 election cycle. She can smell that gavel, by jiminy!
Posted by: torquewrench at November 30, 2016 04:13 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2016 04:13 PM (MQZBa)
Posted by: grammie winger at November 30, 2016 04:14 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 30, 2016 04:14 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Brad at November 30, 2016 04:14 PM (arypP)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2016 04:08
Sometime ago I heard some idiot talking head say...it's not rocket fuel science. LOL
Posted by: Farmer at November 30, 2016 04:14 PM (o/90i)
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And Obama gave the Medal of Freedom to Ellen. You were robbed.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 30, 2016 04:14 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2016 04:14 PM (RVnAu)
(seriously, watch the video), is caught defacing a grocery store in
Philadelphia - just up the street from me - with anti-Trump graffiti.
And the kicker? He's a city attorney!
http://tinyurl.com/jf4wqv8
Posted by: josephistan
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What an effing codpiece. Looks like Thursten Howell III out for a stroll, and vandalism.
Posted by: Dang at November 30, 2016 04:14 PM (8b+oT)
In terms of the MI recount, the State Board of Canvassers chair (a D) scheduled a hearing Friday to hear any objections to the recount petition just filed.
My understanding of the clear statue of the law is that they have to give opponents 7 days to object.
What is going on here?
Posted by: Concerned Citizen at November 30, 2016 04:05 PM (dGs9w)
Democrats only follow the law when they can use it to punish you with it.
Posted by: buzzion at November 30, 2016 04:14 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: alexthechick - why does no one listen to me about Outside at November 30, 2016 04:13 PM (mf5HN)
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This is the cryptographic system the Horde will use in the Dark Times.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 30, 2016 04:14 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: steevy at November 30, 2016 04:15 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 30, 2016 04:01 PM (ujg0T)
I gotta say the Texas districts look pretty wiggy. But I don't have a problem with it - before the Republicans redrew the map all the statewide offices were held by Republicans and yet the congressional delegation was majority Democrat.
In a perfect world where we turn the other cheek and you can buy good scotch at 4:00 AM the Republicans would have taken the crazy Democratic map and drawn reasonable districts. But man is fallen.
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 30, 2016 04:15 PM (Xuv2G)
So how do you think we go about stitching the country back together?
"Well,
the most important thing that I'm focused on is how we create a common
set of facts. That sounds kind of abstract. Another way of saying it is,
how do we create a common story about where we are.
The biggest
challenge that I think we have right now in terms of this divide is that
the country receives information from completely different sources. And
it's getting worse. The whole movement away from curated journalism to
Facebook pages, in which an article on climate change by a Nobel
Prize-winning scientist looks pretty much as credibleas an article written by a guy in his underwear in a basement, or worse. Or something written by the Koch brothers....
WTH is "curated" journalism?
Why do these Lefties *still* insist bloggers sit around their basements in their undies or pjs? When did that ever exist before it was a cliche, a stereotype?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2016 04:15 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 30, 2016 04:14 PM (EnKk6)
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Braille??
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2016 04:15 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: grammie winger at November 30, 2016 04:07 PM (bpfzP)
Meh. She was no Gladys Kravitz.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2016 04:15 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: USNtakim at November 30, 2016 04:16 PM (hMqvx)
+++
Like that Beatles song, right? O Lath ee o lath on life goes on blah
Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at November 30, 2016 04:16 PM (kth/o)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 30, 2016 03:59 PM (ujg0T)
The Candy Man can?
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 30, 2016 04:02 PM (PRtT5
Right decade, but totally wrong. Still, interesting mash-up.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2016 04:16 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Josef Goebbels at November 30, 2016 04:16 PM (8ZskC)
You should have asked for help. It's not like you can't get volunteers for something like that.
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 30, 2016 04:16 PM (Xuv2G)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2016 04:16 PM (RVnAu)
Posted by: Grump928(c) notes at November 30, 2016 04:16 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: The Cleveland Browns at November 30, 2016 04:16 PM (B6OKy)
As is the soul of narcissism.
Hard to know which of scoamfs attributes drive a statement like this, but all I can say is more power to him - he spent 8 years a s potus and learned nothing. At this rate, the left will be ready to lead.... never.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 30, 2016 04:16 PM (LWu6U)
This is quite a lament. Obama's deepest desire, of course, is that things return to the way they used to be -- when there were three news outlets who broadcast the same message that democrats wanted the public to hear.
Alternative viewpoints are not simply that -- alternatives -- they are "wrongheaded" and "divisive." (Surprised he didn't push it one step further... "unpatriotic."
No wonder Lefties like Cuba. So much control over the message and the dissenters.
Posted by: red speck at November 30, 2016 04:16 PM (RcEOo)
Posted by: buzzion at November 30, 2016 04:17 PM (z/Ubi)
You have sweet bewbs.
Just sayin.
Posted by: every bar scene in every movie ever at November 30, 2016 04:17 PM (qUNWi)
Yes, having Bela Pelosi in charge has nothing to do with the failures.
Looking forward to Pelosi's confidently worded communiques about how her caucus will take back the House *for sure* in the 2026 election cycle. She can smell that gavel, by jiminy!
Posted by: torquewrench at November 30, 2016 04:13 PM (noWW6)
The whining! The district boundaries get rewritten after every census. It's not rocket science (really): win congressional elections before a census, redraw the lines to help you afterwards. Both parties know the rules. But Dems cry about the system being rigged against them and take the plans to court because they discriminate instead of just figuring out how to win so they can redraw the boundaries to help themselves.
Posted by: El Skippito Friskito at November 30, 2016 04:17 PM (V40IZ)
Posted by: steevy at November 30, 2016 04:15 PM (r/0kC)
These people are too fat and cowardly to risk a visit from the Secret Service.
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 30, 2016 04:18 PM (Xuv2G)
Doubly so when standing on a Step-Ladder, I would imagine.
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2016 04:18 PM (MQZBa)
That wasn't a suggestion. Don't start now. No one wants to see your junk.
Posted by: L, Elle at November 30, 2016 04:18 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Grump928(c) notes at November 30, 2016 04:16 PM (QQ+il)
And pubris.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2016 04:18 PM (mbhDw)
Embrace the healing power of and.
Posted by: alexthechick - why does no one listen to me about Outside at November 30, 2016 04:11 PM
^^^This.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 30, 2016 04:18 PM (kDUMP)
Posted by: Corndog at November 30, 2016 04:18 PM (p3eEq)
The challenge is people are getting a hundred different visions of the world from a hundred different outlets or a thousand different outlets, and that is ramping up divisions.
More bafflegab from a jug-earred doofus who gets all his news from -- get this -- ESPN.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at November 30, 2016 04:18 PM (BK3ZS)
-ShitMidas-
Really? Not making arguments? Nice try there, you liar.
8 years of junior being told how to educate his elders at holiday gatherings, 8 years of being berated for having what 9 years ago was a non-controversial opinion, 8 years of being told to shut up, and you have the gall to say that?
Only in the eighth year, we found the weapon of choice, so we shut up or talked amongst ourselves.
And voted.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 30, 2016 04:19 PM (kKHcp)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2016 04:19 PM (RVnAu)
Posted by: eleven at November 30, 2016 04:19 PM (qUNWi)
http://minx.cc:1080/?post=366775
>>Comment #28
Bonus : Everyone who comments on the old thread gets the uncensored version via email.
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2016 04:19 PM (MQZBa)
Just sayin.
Posted by: every bar scene in every movie ever at November 30, 2016 04:17 PM (qUNWi)
Thank you kindly.
Posted by: alexthechick - why does no one listen to me about Outside at November 30, 2016 04:19 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 30, 2016 04:04 PM (Pby3z)
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Those shows were NOT political.
So no, not at all like Norman Lear.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 30, 2016 04:19 PM (Nox3c)
GARRETT!!
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2016 04:20 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at November 30, 2016 04:20 PM (Nwg0u)
If you haven't watch Tucker's new show on Fox he is really good.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 30, 2016 04:20 PM (dKiJG)
"My own stools, Sir, are enormous and have no more odor than a hot biscuit."
Posted by: jwest at November 30, 2016 04:20 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 30, 2016 04:18 PM (6IPEM)
Your reverse psychology isn't going to work with me!
Posted by: blaster at November 30, 2016 04:20 PM (tewYv)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2016 04:20 PM (mbhDw)
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Posted by: The Cleveland Browns at November 30, 2016 04:16 PM (B6OKy)
Electrolytes.
Posted by: eleven at November 30, 2016 04:20 PM (qUNWi)
MSM poured more buckets of blood over Trump's head and for longer than I thought possible. Prominent MSM even admitted they were slanting coverage "for the common good."
Because of this, many believe Trump is a clown or worse. If he's effective over the next four years, he'll win over many and win in a landslide in 2020. Many of the converts will be minorities.
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 30, 2016 04:20 PM (SIY7D)
the most important thing that I'm focused on is how we create a common
set of facts.
If you like your plan, you can keep it.
Assad is a reformer.
Using chemical weapons is a red line.
Jobs saved or created.
this week's chocolate ration is.....
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 30, 2016 04:20 PM (326rv)
Posted by: steevy at November 30, 2016 04:20 PM (r/0kC)
That wasn't a suggestion. Don't start now. No one wants to see your junk.
Posted by: L, Elle at November 30, 2016 04:18 PM (6IPEM)
I wouldn't want to be embarreled for blowing out the margins.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 30, 2016 04:21 PM (kKHcp)
Posted by: alexthechick - why does no one listen to me about Outside at November 30, 2016 04:13 PM
We'll take what you got.
*waits eagerly*
Posted by: Dick Poulin at November 30, 2016 04:21 PM (sMt7r)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2016 04:08
I'm surprised you haven't seen that before. It's been a mainstay, here, for some time.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 30, 2016 04:21 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: grammie winger at November 30, 2016 04:21 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2016 04:21 PM (MQZBa)
"Unfortunately, whipped cream wouldn't show up in the pic, what with my skin being approximately the same color, so I had to use red lipstick.
"It's a bitch and a half to write on your own boobs in lipstick backwards whilst looking in a mirror, let me tell you."
And, uh, for us latecomers . . . where might this famous pic be, uh, seen . . .?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 30, 2016 04:21 PM (PFlOK)
Yep - See #341 - He wants to "create a common set of facts...create a
common story about where we are."
Yeah, that's not alarming, not at all!
Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2016 04:22 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 30, 2016 04:18 PM (6IPEM)
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Sorry.... I dont own a wide angle lense.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2016 04:22 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Megyn Kelly at November 30, 2016 04:22 PM (qJhUV)
14 The news is never on any bar I've been too, just sports. And the sound is off.
You know, sometimes I get the feeling that obamam isn't being entirely honest with us.
Fox News is on in every restaurant and bar surrounding Cominsky Field, where the Bears won the Super Bowl in '85.
Mr. Man O' Da Folks...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at November 30, 2016 04:22 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: alexthechick - why does no one listen to me about Outside at November 30, 2016 04:13 PM
Don't worry too much about the penmanship, dear.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2016 04:22 PM (8ZskC)
So no, not at all like Norman Lear.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 30, 2016 04:19 PM (Nox3c)
Mary produced "Lou Grant" which considering Ed Asner you can figure that out pretty quick. Tinker did "WKRP" and as the head of NBC in the 80s, turned that network around with shows like "The Cosby Show."
He might have been liberal, but he was no lefty red.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2016 04:22 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: buzzion at November 30, 2016 04:22 PM (z/Ubi)
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Yup. Wasn't until Samantha and Darrin Stephens came along that we got to see a married couple sharing a bed.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 30, 2016 04:22 PM (PFlOK)
That wasn't a suggestion. Don't start now. No one wants to see your junk.
Posted by: L, Elle
I could do that if you want. But you'd only end up getting a 404 error, so I'm not sure what the point of it would be.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 30, 2016 04:22 PM (Pby3z)
Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2016 04:22 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: grammie winger at November 30, 2016 04:21 PM (bpfzP)
Just like me. And me.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2016 04:23 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: ajmojo at November 30, 2016 04:23 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2016 04:15 PM (NOIQH)
Journalism that's a work of art, rather than a piece of reporting.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 30, 2016 04:23 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: buzzion at November 30, 2016 04:23 PM (z/Ubi)
They never did mention whether the size of Darrin's schlong was natural or it was a wedding gift from Samantha.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2016 04:23 PM (8ZskC)
I'm layin' down the lawn here: All 'Ettes are Goddesses, and none shall seek to raise one 'Ette above another.
So let it be Written; So let it be Done.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at November 30, 2016 04:24 PM (9krrF)
That was hot.
And the laughtrack.
Posted by: eleven at November 30, 2016 04:24 PM (qUNWi)
So how do you think we go about stitching the country back together?
"Well, the most important thing that I'm focused on is how we create a common set of facts. That sounds kind of abstract.
Another way of saying it is, how do we create a common story about where we are.
We're in the fucking ditch with the wheels fallen off.
We're praying PE Trump knows a good mechanic!
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2016 04:24 PM (sUwfN)
Posted by: Scooby Doo Villain Obama at November 30, 2016 04:24 PM (/O5Ax)
They never did mention whether the size of Darrin's schlong was natural or it was a wedding gift from Samantha.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2016 04:23 PM (8ZskC)
He was a fagele so it must've been impressive.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2016 04:24 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at November 30, 2016 04:24 PM (0eoFj)
I have never once seen Fox news broadcast live on TV. Ever. That's because:
a. I don't get cable, so I don't watch it at home;
b. When I go to friends' houses, we never watch TV (not that my friends would ever watch Fox anyway).
...and so, I have never seen it.
But wait!, you cry. You my not have seen it in a private home, but surely you've seen it in a public venue.
And that's the whole point, which leads me to
c. Since Fox is never broadcast in public venues, I've never seen it there either.
Airports? CNN.
Bars? ESPN.
Sex dungeons? Porn.
Etc.
Posted by: zombie at November 30, 2016 04:24 PM (jBuUi)
It's where I get all my up to the minute info on Pyramids and Aliens.
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2016 04:24 PM (MQZBa)
Posted by: buzzion at November 30, 2016 04:23 PM (z/Ubi)
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OBJECTS IN COMMENT BOX APPEAR LARGER THAN THEY REALLY ARE
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2016 04:24 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at November 30, 2016 04:24 PM (BK3ZS)
That looks a little off-centered.
Billy Jeff?
Posted by: kallisto at November 30, 2016 04:25 PM (jkmtt)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2016 04:24 PM (mbhDw)
Nope. I'm talking about Darrin A.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2016 04:25 PM (8ZskC)
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Which Darrin??
Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2016 04:25 PM (8XRCm)
OT and yuuuuuuge picture through link but I saw this in a NYT article
and it made my heart shaped cavity not be utterly empty for whole
milliseconds.
http://bit.ly/2fF3Kre
I kind of really want a picture of me like that.
Posted by: alexthechick - why does no one listen to me about Outside at November 30, 2016 03:51 PM (mf5HN)
Look at the gold pillar to the left. In the reflection in a white shirt with his hand down by his "special place". Fapping the schadenboner because in a few short weeks it will be President Trump's Tower.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 30, 2016 04:25 PM (jxbfJ)
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That's like having video of people drinking at a bar. Redundant.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 30, 2016 04:25 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2016 04:23 PM (8ZskC)
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Depends on if you're talking about Real Darrin or Faux Darrin.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 30, 2016 04:25 PM (bpfzP)
"It's a bitch and a half to write on your own boobs in lipstick backwards whilst looking in a mirror, let me tell you."
And, uh, for us latecomers . . . where might this famous pic be, uh, seen . . .?
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Just a reminder. Don't come...nt on old threads or risk being autobanned.
Posted by: ajmojo at November 30, 2016 04:25 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2016 04:25 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: buzzion at November 30, 2016 04:22 PM (z/Ubi)
Those are steroid balls, there.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 30, 2016 04:26 PM (zc3Db)
"Fox news is the casino of racism!!!!"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2016 04:26 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: SH at November 30, 2016 04:26 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: steevy at November 30, 2016 04:26 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: eleven at November 30, 2016 04:26 PM (qUNWi)
Ahem. First couple was Fred and Wilma.
Seriously. Bar drink winning trivia.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2016 04:26 PM (sUwfN)
We have a donut shop near where I work that does have Fox news on every day. An idiot that I work with told me that this is the reason he wont buy his donuts there and relayed his butthurt to the owners of the shop who could care less. FYI - best donuts in town!!
Posted by: Cheri at November 30, 2016 04:27 PM (G+Wff)
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Which Darrin??
*
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The original. He had that goofy country boy-come-to-the-city charm that apparently impressed Samantha. The second guy, well, he was sort of forgettable. (Also gay in real life, but still forgettable.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 30, 2016 04:27 PM (PFlOK)
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Add one place: the Taco Bell on Main Street in Blacksburg, VA right across the street from Virginia Tech (where I went to college).
I think I've seen it in a McDonalds in Birmingham, AL once, too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at November 30, 2016 04:27 PM (0eoFj)
Posted by: SH at November 30, 2016 04:27 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 30, 2016 04:18 PM (6IPEM)
The 'rons can't do it anyway. Their massive schadenboners do not fit into the frame.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 30, 2016 04:27 PM (u0lmX)
I don't watch but just from the blog I gather the only one really supporting Trump was that old opportunist Sean Hannity. The other opportunist, the leprechaun, I think also supported him? Dunno.
Otherwise I heard it was a full court press against Der Donald, with MeAgain leading the charge.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 30, 2016 04:27 PM (4ErVI)
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I think lefties love going out and watching commie shit on television. It is their WHOLE LIVES. It is TEH MOST IMPORTANT THING EVAR.
They truly are pathetic.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 30, 2016 04:27 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2016 04:27 PM (PY9jH)
C======3
Posted by: buzzion at November 30, 2016 04:22 PM (z/Ubi)
Those are steroid balls, there.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 30, 2016 04:26 PM (zc3Db)
:=|)
Wow, is it cold in here?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 30, 2016 04:27 PM (jxbfJ)
I have never once seen Fox news broadcast live on TV. Ever. That's because:
a. I don't get cable, so I don't watch it at home;
b. When I go to friends' houses, we never watch TV (not that my friends would ever watch Fox anyway).
...and so, I have never seen it.
But wait!, you cry. You my not have seen it in a private home, but surely you've seen it in a public venue.
And that's the whole point, which leads me to
c. Since Fox is never broadcast in public venues, I've never seen it there either.
Airports? CNN.
Bars? ESPN.
Sex dungeons? Porn.
Etc.
Posted by: zombie at November 30, 2016 04:24 PM (jBuUi)
You live in San Francisco! If you mention watching Fox News, they'll think you were captured and tortured.
In smaller towns its not out of the question that they will have Fox News on the tv. But again, nobody is paying attention to it. The only time I ever even saw it anywhere with the sound on is at my hometown's barber.
Posted by: buzzion at November 30, 2016 04:27 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
Usually Emperors don't get to put their names on gaudy memorials all over the place until they're actually Emperor. Well ahead of the curve, Trump is.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at November 30, 2016 04:27 PM (9krrF)
So let it be Written; So let it be Done.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at November 30, 2016 04:24 PM (9krrF)
******
Awww. Aren't you sweet.
You get this. Here:
* blows Brother Cavil a kiss *
I'm feeling generous today. It's the Trump effect
Posted by: L, Elle at November 30, 2016 04:28 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 30, 2016 04:28 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: SH at November 30, 2016 04:27 PM (gmeXX)
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Woodrow Wilson took as much responsibility in 1920.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at November 30, 2016 04:28 PM (0eoFj)
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Not without the proper harnesses!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 30, 2016 04:28 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2016 04:28 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2016 04:23 PM (8ZskC)
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A wedding gift to herself?
Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2016 04:28 PM (Pif19)
Posted by: steevy at November 30, 2016 04:28 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: SH at November 30, 2016 04:26 PM (gmeXX)
I would but the folks working in the bar get really upset when I start polishing my guns.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 30, 2016 04:29 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: steevy at November 30, 2016 04:26 PM (r/0kC)
Ha! That's great. Darren should have looked like Paul Newman!
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 30, 2016 04:29 PM (u0lmX)
They truly are pathetic.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 30, 2016 04:27 PM (xeeHA)
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The politicized life.
You have to be able to turn it off, which is why a lot of us like sports.
Going to a ball park and enjoying a game without thinking about the fuckwits that run our country/state/county/city is a beautiful thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at November 30, 2016 04:29 PM (0eoFj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2016 04:29 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2016 04:19 PM (RVnAu)
Weiner is out of rehab now, and is a new person /sac All that Tennessee fresh air, riding horses, made him a new man....How long before Carlos is back on line?
Posted by: Colin at November 30, 2016 04:29 PM (mIgf1)
Posted by: steevy at November 30, 2016 04:28 PM (r/0kC)
The pills, alcoholism, and five packs of smokes a day didn't help either.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 30, 2016 04:30 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: jayhawkone at November 30, 2016 04:30 PM (ZD+J8)
Posted by: IC at November 30, 2016 04:30 PM (a0IVu)
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Just a reminder. Don't come...nt on old threads or risk being autobanned.
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Okay, for us late arrivals, then.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 30, 2016 04:30 PM (PFlOK)
Faux Darrin would have preferred to sleep with Larry Tate.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 30, 2016 04:30 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: eleven at November 30, 2016 04:31 PM (qUNWi)
That is wise. Picking one over the other was tried in ancient Troy and just look at the shit that went down there.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 30, 2016 04:31 PM (u0lmX)
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Not without the proper harnesses!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes
Sigh...OK fine: None shall seek to raise one 'Ette above another, except for aesthetic effect; and in so doing, all proper safety measures shall be observed, for the 'Ettes are precious to the Horde.
Seriously, this commandment-writing thing is getting real bureaucratic.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at November 30, 2016 04:31 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Heartbroken Believer at November 30, 2016 04:31 PM (TFJcj)
Weiner is out of rehab now, and is a new person /sac All that Tennessee fresh air, riding horses, made him a new man....How long before Carlos is back on line?
Yeah? Where was he? And where are the wildfires?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at November 30, 2016 04:31 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2016 04:29 PM (PY9jH)
And hated dogs.
Posted by: buzzion at November 30, 2016 04:31 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Heartbroken Believer at November 30, 2016 04:31 PM (TFJcj)
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I needed to see his college basketball brackets one more time, then I would have shed myself of this backwards conservatism and embraced progressivism completely.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at November 30, 2016 04:32 PM (0eoFj)
That is wise. Picking one over the other was tried in ancient Troy and just look at the shit that went down there.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 30, 2016 04:31 PM (u0lmX)
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*rolls golden apple into the 'ette throng marked "To the prettiest one"*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 30, 2016 04:32 PM (EnKk6)
The dad in the Brady Bunch was good looking. But teh ghey.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2016 04:29 PM (PY9jH)
That's ok. The actor who played Greg Brady made up for it.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 30, 2016 04:32 PM (jxbfJ)
I think that is a good approach - when the left talks about gerrymandering or the electoral college, we bring it back to the 17th amendment.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 30, 2016 04:33 PM (LWu6U)
Here are the covers, if you haven't seen them:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/z4cadpl
Posted by: irright at November 30, 2016 04:33 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 30, 2016 04:33 PM (dKiJG)
Maybe the fact that the JEF and his party are so out-of-touch with the rest of America that they don't even know that fact has something to do with the fact they lost?
Nah.
Keep going with "we didn't go left enough."
Posted by: RoyalOil at November 30, 2016 04:33 PM (e2Rx3)
All 'Ettes are Goddesses, and none shall seek to raise one 'Ette above another.
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Not without the proper harnesses!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes
Sigh...OK fine: None shall seek to raise one 'Ette above another,
except for aesthetic effect; and in so doing, all proper safety measures
shall be observed, for the 'Ettes are precious to the Horde.
Seriously, this commandment-writing thing is getting real bureaucratic.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at November 30, 2016 04:31 PM (9krrF)
And the safe word?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 30, 2016 04:33 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at November 30, 2016 04:33 PM (oaOpN)
One Ette to rule them all.
The name is forbidden to be spoken.
Posted by: eleven at November 30, 2016 04:31 PM (qUNWi)
Concubine?
Posted by: kallisto at November 30, 2016 04:33 PM (jkmtt)
I think that is a good approach - when the left talks about gerrymandering or the electoral college, we bring it back to the 17th amendment.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 30, 2016 04:33 PM (LWu6U)
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Oh, state governments having almost direct say in what the federal government does?
That'd be nice...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at November 30, 2016 04:33 PM (0eoFj)
I haven't watched Fox or any other news network for 3 years now.
Posted by: Cheri at November 30, 2016 04:34 PM (G+Wff)
It's where I get all my up to the minute info on Pyramids and Aliens.
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The Pyramids: Alien Traffic Signs or Hemorrhoid Treatment of the Gods?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at November 30, 2016 04:34 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2016 04:35 PM (MQZBa)
Posted by: cool breeze at November 30, 2016 04:35 PM (StZrq)
Trump considering Sarah Palin for cabinet position
Leftards Heads at once go POOOOOF
Posted by: Evilpens at November 30, 2016 04:35 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2016 04:29 PM (PY9jH)
And hated dogs.
Posted by: buzzion at November 30, 2016 04:31 PM (z/Ubi)
Robert Reed really was a good actor, and even though the entire cast of The Brady Bunch loved him, he hated being on the show. He felt he was wasting his talents.
Still, whenever you hear about an actor being gay--before it was "cool"--it's hard to see them on TV and not giggle--especially when Mike and Carole had heart-to-heart conversations before getting into bed....
Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2016 04:35 PM (Pif19)
Posted by: ajmojo at November 30, 2016 04:35 PM (1H9ox)
Still, whenever you hear about an actor being gay--before it was "cool"--it's hard to see them on TV and not giggle--especially when Mike and Carole had heart-to-heart conversations before getting into bed....
Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2016 04:35 PM (Pif19)
I'm sure most "serious" actors hate their biggest roles, and see it as beneath their obvious amazing talent and skill.
Its like asshole musicians that hate their most popular songs. Like the Beastie Boys. They hate "Right to Party" and refused to perform it. Well guess what assholes, that song is why you are popular. You've got so many fans because of it, who went on to listen to your other music and love it as well who wouldn't have given you a second look if your mom didn't throw away your best porno mag.
Posted by: buzzion at November 30, 2016 04:39 PM (z/Ubi)
Obama? You know the saying, if you run into one asshole, you probably met an asshole, but if EVERYONE you meet seems to be an asshole, YOU are likely the asshole?
Yeah, about that -- it's not Fox News, it's YOU, Obama.
Your "policies" suck.
Your "concern" for the nation you've been sponging off sucks.
Basically, YOU SUCK, Obama.
Posted by: acethepug at November 30, 2016 04:40 PM (539ql)
Even after. I'm not sure why, but I can never fully separate the character from the actor. Seeing an actor I know is gay in a love scene with a woman pulls my right out of the story.
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 30, 2016 04:41 PM (Xuv2G)
*
*
He'd mostly been a dramatic actor before that, I thought -- The Defenders w/ E.G. Marshall *, and as a recurring cop character on Mannix.
* Reed's character, Marshall's son, was originally played by . . . William Shatner. Mind -- blown.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 30, 2016 04:41 PM (PFlOK)
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Posted by: the Butcher at November 30, 2016 04:45 PM (AGJqR)
Posted by: ryukyu at November 30, 2016 04:45 PM (5hp5+)
I can't really blame them. I know Alec Guinness bridled at the thought of being remembered for Obi Wan Kenobi after a lifetime of really stellar work that included an academy award.
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 30, 2016 04:45 PM (Xuv2G)
Posted by: holygoat at November 30, 2016 04:46 PM (DbBV5)
Who's the leprechaun on FNC?
Actually Eric Bolling was pretty supportive of Trump. Don't think you mean him, maybe Eric Shaun?
Posted by: Farmer at November 30, 2016 04:46 PM (o/90i)
Robert Reich is on FNC?
Hahahaha. The short jokes never get old with that guy.
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 30, 2016 04:48 PM (Xuv2G)
I can't really blame them. I know Alec Guinness bridled at the thought of being remembered for Obi Wan Kenobi after a lifetime of really stellar work that included an academy award.
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 30, 2016 04:45 PM (Xuv2G)
And again. You should appreciate it. A lot of those people who saw him as Obi Wan probably went out and watched other movies he was in that they never would have, because they were a generation removed from them. It should be a case of "thank you, if you liked that you should really check out another performance of mine."
Posted by: buzzion at November 30, 2016 04:51 PM (z/Ubi)
Why should their view of the election's dynamics be any different?
Posted by: Farmer Joe at November 30, 2016 04:55 PM (zSMr0)
Leftards Heads at once go POOOOOF
Posted by: Evilpens
I read he's considering her as Secretary of the VA.
Posted by: Cheri at November 30, 2016 04:57 PM (G+Wff)
Posted by: Evilpens at November 30, 2016 04:59 PM (y3aQB)
Points for the Tolkien reference. But it's "Melkor" and "Silmarillion". "Morgoth" works too.
Posted by: Kramminator67 at November 30, 2016 05:00 PM (DSeW+)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at November 30, 2016 05:05 PM (7N6ox)
How about a daily afternoon chat show with questions from tough-minded journo-lists?
Could have called it "The 19th Hole".
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 30, 2016 05:06 PM (SB2ka)
Posted by: Grump928(c) notes at November 30, 2016 05:19 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: SOMESASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at November 30, 2016 05:23 PM (nQHw/)
Posted by: Farmer at November 30, 2016 05:27 PM (o/90i)
Has anyone pointed out that is almost mathematically impossible to win a national election without "a majority of white voters"?
Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 30, 2016 05:31 PM (OhTOr)
I think your outreach is what motivated their outreach.
Maybe you should quit now and let the next guy take over ........the outreach.
Posted by: Rusty shacklefjord at November 30, 2016 05:34 PM (jyInK)
Posted by: Larry Geiger at November 30, 2016 05:42 PM (QpgDv)
The only state I've ever regularly seen FOX on in public establishments is Utah
Posted by: Knemon at November 30, 2016 06:02 PM (80Y4U)
The men's grill in just about every Country Club in America.
Sadly, this is not tongue in cheek.
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