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Fidel is last!
Posted by: andycanuck at November 26, 2016 09:50 PM (7cmcE) 2
But I am first!
Posted by: andycanuck at November 26, 2016 09:50 PM (7cmcE) 3
Just glad I remembered to put up the ONT at the right time. I've been distracted gaming the last few Saturdays.
Posted by: CDR M at November 26, 2016 09:51 PM (9I51B) Posted by: Mallfly suPreme at November 26, 2016 09:51 PM (2JQBv) 5
Twitter mocking of Trudeau praising Castro grows and grows:
https://twitter.com/hashtag/trudeaueulogies?src=hash Posted by: andycanuck at November 26, 2016 09:51 PM (7cmcE) 6
What games, CDR M?
Posted by: andycanuck at November 26, 2016 09:52 PM (7cmcE) 7
TitanFall2 and Battlefield 1. Both are outstanding.
Posted by: CDR M at November 26, 2016 09:52 PM (9I51B) 8
I didn't read. I'm tipsy. Love you, Horde. xoxo
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at November 26, 2016 09:52 PM (+eR2D) 9
Hello all! Good game with Utah Colorado.
Posted by: IC at November 26, 2016 09:53 PM (gcme+) 10
hidden animals: I think I see the woman who will never be president in the lower right pic.
Posted by: Mallfly suPreme at November 26, 2016 09:53 PM (2JQBv) Posted by: Waldo at November 26, 2016 09:53 PM (FlRtG) 12
I'm on the autism spectrum.
Posted by: Jim Harbaugh at November 26, 2016 09:53 PM (Fp4vv) 13
If those hidden animal pics are 3d I'm fucked. I have no depth perception.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at November 26, 2016 09:53 PM (+eR2D) 14
me like this (under "Recount"): " Obama administration official shoots holes in Clinton"
Posted by: Mallfly suPreme at November 26, 2016 09:54 PM (2JQBv) 15
g'evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 26, 2016 09:54 PM (8Oxmc) 16
My Cuban friend (who was on the last plane out in 1971) wrote earlier;
"Too bad my father didn't get to see this day. I remember him being dragged out in the middle of the night to work the fields for months at a time. He would come back skin and bones. He would tell me stories of how they were beaten, not fed anything and how he thought of his family. We were able to get out as political refugees in October of 1971. God bless America." Posted by: Fuck Castro at November 26, 2016 09:55 PM (Va9Q4) Posted by: Soothsayer at November 26, 2016 09:56 PM (sddQQ) 18
Awesome ONT, CDR.
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at November 26, 2016 09:56 PM (CRotO) Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 26, 2016 09:56 PM (tHwdc) 20
Miley!
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at November 26, 2016 09:57 PM (CRotO) Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 26, 2016 09:57 PM (0F67M) 22
Micheal Moore wants to know why the Dems couldn't run someone who is 'beloved' -- just saw on Gutfeld.
Posted by: Mallfly suPreme at November 26, 2016 09:57 PM (2JQBv) 23
'Beloved' by whom, fatboy?
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at November 26, 2016 09:58 PM (CRotO) 24
Hillary Clinton will never be President of the United States, and neither will Fidel Castro.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 26, 2016 09:58 PM (0F67M) 25
Some of the risky Cuban escape vehicle/boats. A lot of ingenuity was used to break free from Castro.
http://www.floatingcubans.com/ Posted by: Willy J. at November 26, 2016 10:00 PM (MJkxq) 26
The Cuban youngsters were always fascinated by the family of birds that lived in my beard. Ah, good times.
Posted by: Zombie Fidel at November 26, 2016 10:01 PM (Tyii7) 27
Those videos 'ave a lot of bits in'm for such a small pitcher.
Posted by: Klide Grouchman at November 26, 2016 10:01 PM (amP8v) 28
I see a turducken in the lower left, and a schadenboner in the upper left. The upper right shows Choom Boy's brain function. The lower right is a crustacean.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 26, 2016 10:01 PM (tHwdc) Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 26, 2016 10:01 PM (1G5R8) 30
I found the snipers!
Actually just one. The bottom left is a horse, I think. One looks a dog, one looks like a hidden ewok, and one looks like a random guy Thanks for the ONT, CDR M Posted by: L, Elle at November 26, 2016 10:02 PM (6IPEM) 31
21 Humans might have evolved to spot an animal hidden in this picture
I must be devolving. Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 26, 2016 09:57 PM (0F67M) Yeah, I must not be among the "fittest", either. I think I can see a kitteh's face in the bottom right one. Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 26, 2016 10:02 PM (sdi6R) 32
>>>Even ESPN can't avoid
FIFY. Why would a sports network even be talking about this in the first place? Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 26, 2016 10:02 PM (rH4JY) 33
"Obama administration official shoots holes in Clinton." Yes yes, I'm sure he would like to have that done.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 26, 2016 10:02 PM (tHwdc) 34
Could not make out a damn thing in any of those pictures.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 26, 2016 10:03 PM (+lv+r) 35
Watching FLA-FLA ST. Some get Holly Rowe a treadmill.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 26, 2016 10:03 PM (89T5c) 36
Why would a sports network even be talking about this in the first place?===================
Baseball maybe? Posted by: grammie winger at November 26, 2016 10:04 PM (bpfzP) 37
Some=someone.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 26, 2016 10:04 PM (89T5c) Posted by: AltonJackson at November 26, 2016 10:04 PM (8Oxmc) 39
Could not make out a damn thing in any of those pictures.
They weren't supposed to be religious pictures ... just sayin' Posted by: Adriane the Photography Critic ... at November 26, 2016 10:05 PM (AoK0a) 40
Clinton seemed like just another four years of what Obama has done for my area, which is four years of nothing."
Proof that Podesta and Mook are imbeciles. I thought one of the strategies on the table was to emphasize that a Hillary victory would be like Bill's third term, economically. Guess that got dropped on the floor at some point. Or communicated badly. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 26, 2016 10:05 PM (rH4JY) 41
It's funny that ESPN became overtly leftist after Olbermann left.
Posted by: josephistan at November 26, 2016 10:05 PM (7qAYi) 42
The Raider Nation is chock full of Cubans who despise the Castros.
So yeah, yet another reason why Kaperdick can eat ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL the dicks (as well as racking up the losses). Couldn't happen to a more deserving team and douchebag shitty QB. Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at November 26, 2016 10:05 PM (CRotO) 43
I saw a bear, a puppy, a duck, and the face of a demon.
Posted by: Zombie Billie Mays at November 26, 2016 10:05 PM (BO/km) 44
I knew that big old tree in the back yard was a whore. Very slutty leaves in the fall, and the bark - well, I'd rather not say.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 26, 2016 10:06 PM (tHwdc) 45
Evening horde! Best 18 days ever. Whiskey/water
Posted by: zeera at November 26, 2016 10:06 PM (5evvw) 46
I must be devolving.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 26, 2016 09:57 PM (0F67M) Yeah, I must not be among the "fittest", either. I think I can see a kitteh's face in the bottom right one. Posted by: rickl --------- A few thousand years ago, our genes would have been weeded out. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 10:07 PM (7H/2n) 47
Proof that Podesta and Mook are imbeciles. I thought one of the strategies on the table was to emphasize that a Hillary victory would be like Bill's third term, economically. Guess that got dropped on the floor at some point. Or communicated badly.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 26, 2016 10:05 PM (rH4JY) Hence why Trump attacked Bill throughout the campaign. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 26, 2016 10:07 PM (FYrz1) 48
Oopsieoff zombiesock
Posted by: freaked at November 26, 2016 10:07 PM (BO/km) 49
Just realized:
SWWNBP* doesn't seem to have weighed in on Castro's demise yet. Wonder why... *She Who Will Never Be President Posted by: ibguy at November 26, 2016 10:07 PM (vUcdz) 50
So there I was..... debating over which bloody violent action movie to watch, when suddenly, I had an epiphany. I wasn't in the mood for bloody violence, I wanted something goofy, funny and ridiculous. So I watched Zorro the Gay Blade! I laugh my ass off at that movie, every time. It was released in 1981 features a social justice warrior who is trying to start a revolution, evil government hack, a good hearted thief, and a football bat. Oh and there's the disabled guy. All the usual victims present and accounted for but still hilarious. This movie was ahead of its time!
Posted by: madamemayhem (goddess of brownies) at November 26, 2016 10:08 PM (yTnCT) 51
I just see vaginas in those pics, and just 2 snipers
Posted by: origional Jake at November 26, 2016 10:08 PM (jrFgU) 52
Miley!
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at November 26, 2016 09:57 PM (CRotO) <slinks off, tail straight out> Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 26, 2016 10:08 PM (tHwdc) 53
Son is at the South Carolina game against Clemson. Such as it is.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 26, 2016 10:09 PM (bpfzP) 54
Ugh, nothing like thinking someone stole something from your house seven years ago and then finding out it was someone else.
Hashtag don't ask questions. I need to go to bed. Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at November 26, 2016 10:09 PM (+eR2D) Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at November 26, 2016 10:10 PM (CRotO) 56
[Hillary!] doesn't seem to have weighed in on Castro's demise yet. Wonder why...
It's Saturday, so I'm guessing three mimosas to get over last night's hangover and a few white-russians to calm the nerves over the day. Who's got time for tweeting during all that? Posted by: david brooks at November 26, 2016 10:10 PM (6FqZa) 57
/sock.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 26, 2016 10:10 PM (6FqZa) 58
crazy plane crash story
Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at November 26, 2016 10:10 PM (R5HRU) 59
I could go for a mimosa.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 26, 2016 10:11 PM (bpfzP) 60
I can see a dog in the two pics on the right. A yorkie?
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 26, 2016 10:11 PM (fqb04) 61
We've gone full commie. Feels so good to have finally come out of the closet.
Posted by: ESPN at November 26, 2016 10:11 PM (Tyii7) 62
59 I could go for a mimosa.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 26, 2016 10:11 PM (bpfzP) I'll settle for a miasma. Posted by: josephistan at November 26, 2016 10:11 PM (7qAYi) 63
Saw Dr. Strange today.
Liked it a lot. Though he's a liberal crank, aren't they all, Cumberbatch is a really good actor. Looking forward to how they develop the story. Posted by: Kreplach at November 26, 2016 10:12 PM (s1FOv) 64
5 Twitter mocking of Trudeau praising Castro grows and grows:
https://twitter.com/hashtag/trudeaueulogies?src=hash Posted by: andycanuck at November 26, 2016 09:51 PM (7cmcE) -------------------- Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 26, 2016 10:12 PM (Nox3c) 65
Proof that Podesta and Mook are imbeciles. I thought one of the strategies on the table was to emphasize that a Hillary victory would be like Bill's third term, economically. So they were going to re-live the internet boom. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 26, 2016 10:12 PM (IqV8l) 66
...Feels so good to have finally come out of the closet.
Posted by: ESPN at November 26, 2016 10:11 PM (Tyii7) --- In more ways than one. Amirite? Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at November 26, 2016 10:12 PM (CRotO) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 10:12 PM (7H/2n) 68
Upper left picture is either a horse rearing up or a surprised giant crab
Lower left could be a lioness, facing left but looking back to the right Lower right is a lion's face emerging from the mist Upper right is a beagle with his face pressed to the screen door, begging to be let in from the rain. Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 26, 2016 10:13 PM (Om16U) 69
Micheal Moore wants to know why the Dems couldn't run someone who is 'beloved'
Two possibilities 1. We were told that they did. 2. Because he was Cuban. Posted by: t-bird at November 26, 2016 10:13 PM (/cksx) Posted by: ALH at November 26, 2016 10:14 PM (Z56vq) 71
I spotted the kitty easiest.
Posted by: buzzion at November 26, 2016 10:14 PM (bMG0w) 72
Looking forward to how they develop the story.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 26, 2016 10:12 PM (s1FOv) Liked the movie, too. Dr. Strange is supposed to play a big role in the Infinity Wars, the overall story arc of all the Marvel movies. Also sounds like he will play a role in next Thor movie, as well. I think he did a good job of being Strange. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 26, 2016 10:15 PM (wB8Tg) 73
I saw Hacksaw Ridge last night. And an indie flick called Moonlight the night before. Both really good. Worth 2 hrs of your life.
Posted by: L, Elle at November 26, 2016 10:16 PM (6IPEM) 74
68 Upper left picture is either a horse rearing up or a surprised giant crab
Lower left could be a lioness, facing left but looking back to the right Lower right is a lion's face emerging from the mist Upper right is a beagle with his face pressed to the screen door, begging to be let in from the rain. Posted by: Deplorable votermom -------------------- If you didn't bring enough to share with the rest of the class, you can't smoke that shit in here. Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 26, 2016 10:16 PM (fqb04) 75
My ears hurt. My mother-in-law made her hearing aid squeal for several minutes while she sat next to me.
Time for her to go home. Tomorrow. Posted by: ALH at November 26, 2016 10:16 PM (Z56vq) 76
We always admired how Fidel would occasionally spare the lives of a dissident baseball player's family.
Posted by: ESPN at November 26, 2016 10:17 PM (Tyii7) 77
If you didn't bring enough to share with the rest of the class, you can't smoke that shit in here.
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 26, 2016 10:16 PM (fqb04 *shoves magic brownie thru usb port for Chi* Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 26, 2016 10:17 PM (Om16U) 78
No one knows what the hidden pictures are. Everyone has diff answers. We'll never know.
Posted by: L, Elle at November 26, 2016 10:18 PM (6IPEM) 79
Some great stuff in that flying video. There always is.
Loved the guy appearing to use a video game controller to refueling. Posted by: t-bird at November 26, 2016 10:18 PM (29QcC) Posted by: freaked at November 26, 2016 10:18 PM (BO/km) 81
*shoves magic brownie thru usb port for Chi*
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 26, 2016 10:17 PM (Om16U) --- Where's mine? Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at November 26, 2016 10:18 PM (CRotO) 82
40 Clinton seemed like just another four years of what Obama has done for my area, which is four years of nothing." Proof that Podesta and Mook are imbeciles. I thought one of the strategies on the table was to emphasize that a Hillary victory would be like Bill's third term, economically. Guess that got dropped on the floor at some point. Or communicated badly. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 26, 2016 10:05 PM (rH4JY) Hillary hates being in her Posted by: buzzion at November 26, 2016 10:18 PM (bMG0w) Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 26, 2016 10:19 PM (sdi6R) 84
Twitter mocking of Trudeau praising Castro grows and grows:
https://twitter.com/hashtag/trudeaueulogies?src=hash Posted by: andycanuck at November 26, 2016 09:51 PM (7cmcE) -------------------- Posted by: Margarita DeVille --- Some industrial-strength snark over there. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 10:20 PM (7H/2n) 85
I repeat
Want to fix this communist media? Force all content providers to provide a la carte programming. No more bundles or packages. Quit making users pay for 110 crap shows in order to get just one. Shit channels like ESPN are the NPR of public media. Forced support of communist propaganda. Just imagine this scenario - ESPN sucks and makes stupid commie comments. 125,000 subscribers drop them overnight. Lesson administered. Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 26, 2016 10:20 PM (zu88C) 86
WASHINGTON - A source within the Trump Administration's transition team today suggested that one of the President-elect's first inituatives, in supporting the privatization of space, will be to direct NASA to issue an RFP for satellite launch services to anyone still maintaining a 50 mile post election schadenboner.
Posted by: Fake News LLC at November 26, 2016 10:20 PM (TppKb) Posted by: Iowa Bob at November 26, 2016 10:20 PM (80HyY) 88
at least we have decades of ex-prez Obama giving speeches off prompter to look forward to
who doesn't like Barky off prompter, studdering and being all pissed off Posted by: origional Jake at November 26, 2016 10:20 PM (jrFgU) 89
His love of baseball transcended genocide.
Posted by: ESPN at November 26, 2016 10:20 PM (Tyii7) Posted by: garrett at November 26, 2016 10:21 PM (UD0Gq) 91
78 No one knows what the hidden pictures are. Everyone has diff answers. We'll never know.
Posted by: L, Elle ----------------- Try one of votermom's brownies. Now I'm convinced that the Award Winning greyhound is in the upper right. BUT that's still a yorkie in the lower right. And the left two pics are just the chick from The Ring waiting to attack you if you eat too much. Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 26, 2016 10:22 PM (fqb04) 92
>>>Could not make out a damn thing in any of those pictures.
Same here, although for the lower right one (cat) if you look at it from the left side, you can barely make out the cat's face. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 26, 2016 10:22 PM (rH4JY) 93
Snake? Which one is the snake?
Posted by: L, Elle at November 26, 2016 10:22 PM (6IPEM) 94
>>His love of baseball transcended genocide.
Posted by: ESPN at November 26, 2016 10:20 PM (Tyii7) Awesome. Posted by: garrett at November 26, 2016 10:22 PM (UD0Gq) 95
ESPN sucks and makes stupid commie comments. 125,000 subscribers drop them overnight.
Lesson administered. Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 26, 2016 10:20 PM (zu88C) --- That's pretty much what's been happening. http://tinyurl.com/z8ptp3r Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at November 26, 2016 10:22 PM (CRotO) 96
Where's mine?
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at November 26, 2016 10:18 PM (CRotO) *shoves magic birthday cake thru usb port* Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 26, 2016 10:22 PM (Om16U) 97
Fox interviewed Vin Scully today, after he received his Medal of Honor. Scully spent most of his time talking about his faith in God.
The snide leftists at ESPN aren't fit to tie Scully's shoes. Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 26, 2016 10:23 PM (P8951) 98
Quiche? What kind of quiche?
Posted by: L, Elle at November 26, 2016 10:23 PM (6IPEM) 99
Kateurday ONT Compliance Pics
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/802571938271006720 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/802572040578461698 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/802572134929334272 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/802572251220430849 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/802572353632731136 Posted by: kbdabear at November 26, 2016 10:23 PM (Ya7zs) Posted by: garrett at November 26, 2016 10:23 PM (UD0Gq) 101
Of course, them being leftists, it will take multiple lessons before it sinks in.
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at November 26, 2016 10:23 PM (CRotO) 102
I'm pretty dismayed at how many folks and organizations ignore the truths about Fidel Castro.
*** The left is built on ignoring the truth - why should this be a surprise? Posted by: 18-1 at November 26, 2016 10:23 PM (aZq03) 103
>>Some industrial-strength snark over there.
Trudeau is in so far over his head that his feet can feel magma. Ignorant goddam prettyboy. Posted by: Fake News LLC at November 26, 2016 10:23 PM (TppKb) 104
What's my end game you may ask?
Posted by: Hillary powering through Kuru at November 26, 2016 10:23 PM (uhGSf) 105
<checks to make sure SMFH is nowhere near, and launches another frenzied attack on the toilet paper>
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 26, 2016 10:23 PM (tHwdc) Posted by: garrett at November 26, 2016 10:24 PM (UD0Gq) 107
If they count my rings will they be able to tell how many times I fapped?
Posted by: a palm tree at November 26, 2016 10:24 PM (OpK2H) 108
I must be devolving.
Nah, we've evolved .700 Nitro Express rounds. Come at me, pixelated kitteh! Posted by: peace through superior firepower at November 26, 2016 10:24 PM (wpC7C) 109
93 Snake? Which one is the snake?
Posted by: L, Elle at November 26, 2016 10:22 PM (6IPEM) The Top Right image. If you click the link it will show the various unblurring levels of image. Posted by: buzzion at November 26, 2016 10:24 PM (bMG0w) 110
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 26, 2016 10:22 PM (Om16U)
--- *scurries off to corner, knife at the ready* Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at November 26, 2016 10:24 PM (CRotO) 111
More Kateurday ONT Compliance Pics
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/802572491189272576 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/802572585582010368 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/802572691777736707 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/802572788900986885 Posted by: kbdabear at November 26, 2016 10:24 PM (Ya7zs) 112
I have a lot of rings. A real lot.
Posted by: a naughty pine at November 26, 2016 10:25 PM (OpK2H) 113
Fuck the Gaytors.
Posted by: logprof at November 26, 2016 10:25 PM (4yiek) 114
Where's mine? Posted by: SMFH ------------------ She's seeing Lions and Horses and Beagles, OH MY! I'm pretty sure this one brownie is enough for the both of us... Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 26, 2016 10:26 PM (fqb04) 115
>>I'm pretty dismayed at how many folks and organizations ignore the truths about Fidel Castro.
Don't be. The Foundation of the Left is Dishonesty. They lie to themselves as much or more than they lie to everyone else. Posted by: garrett at November 26, 2016 10:26 PM (UD0Gq) 116
Oh. And happy b-day to SMFH.
Posted by: Moron whose b-day begins in an hour and a half at November 26, 2016 10:26 PM (OpK2H) 117
LOL Miley.
I watched Kat's kitty do that very same thing when she was at work one day. I helped Shadow out by handing the poor dear another roll, since she had just ran out. Just being a helpful grandma. Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at November 26, 2016 10:26 PM (CRotO) 118
You know, that Tree Ring thing only works for unprotected sex.
Posted by: Rubber Tree at November 26, 2016 10:27 PM (UD0Gq) 119
Evenin' everyone.
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 26, 2016 10:27 PM (IcT7t) 120
>>>Interesting development. Obama administration official shoots holes in Clinton, Stein campaign recount effort.
Very interesting. I never quite bought into the "Obama/Clinton" feud thing. The left always manages to put aside their differences and march in lockstep when it counts (a la Bernie). But this really is odd. Maybe they think they have a shot at corrupting Trump, and think that Hillary's attempted comeback will just piss people off more? Wheels within wheels. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 26, 2016 10:27 PM (rH4JY) 121
She's seeing Lions and Horses and Beagles, OH MY!
I'm pretty sure this one brownie is enough for the both of us... Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 26, 2016 10:26 PM (fqb04) --- *knifes another piece of cake* I scoff at your brownie. Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at November 26, 2016 10:27 PM (CRotO) 122
90 Ahh...
Quiche in the oven and ONT on the old SexBox. Posted by: garrett ----------------- Real men don't eat quiche. (That may be the first time in my life I've ever typed the word quiche) Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 26, 2016 10:28 PM (fqb04) Posted by: Uriah Heep at November 26, 2016 10:28 PM (IqV8l) 124
It's not pronounced "quickie".
Posted by: first Designing Women reference ever at AoSHQ? at November 26, 2016 10:29 PM (wpC7C) Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at November 26, 2016 10:29 PM (CRotO) Posted by: Rep Corrine Brown at November 26, 2016 10:29 PM (rH4JY) 127
93 Snake? Which one is the snake?
Posted by: L, Elle at November 26, 2016 10:22 PM (6IPEM) See the link. These are pictures that have been defocused. Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 26, 2016 10:29 PM (sdi6R) 128
Quiche Lorraine is super yummy. This lady at my church made this salmon one that seemed like it should be disgusting but was one of the best I have ever had, but she is one of those people (of course) that doesn't give out her recipes. I have tried a handful of versions of it but haven't found anything close to how good that one was.
Enjoy your quiche, garrett. Now, I'm hungry. Posted by: L, Elle at November 26, 2016 10:29 PM (6IPEM) 129
When will we be getting our disturbing elder g-d, the great Cthulhu back in here?
Posted by: madamemayhem (goddess of brownies) at November 26, 2016 10:29 PM (yTnCT) 130
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear === Trump is the alpha-male competent and capable dad Barry never had. How's that for a weird theory? Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 26, 2016 10:30 PM (zu88C) 131
It took me to pic 9 for all the animals except the snake which took me to pic 8. The pic wasn't really any clearer except that it did have a hint of a distinctive characteristic of a snake that made me guess snake.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 26, 2016 10:30 PM (DT2/W) Posted by: Fake News LLC at November 26, 2016 10:30 PM (TppKb) 133
ESPN:
Fidel Castro, who led his bearded rebels to victorious revolution in 1959, embraced Soviet-style communism and defied the power of 10 U.S. presidents during his half-century of rule in Cuba, has died at age 90. *BARF* "Adolf Hitler, who led his brownshirted rebels to victory in 1933, embraced socialist-style fascism and defied the power of 2 U.S. presidents and 3 British Prime Ministers during his 12 years of rule in Germany, has died at age [whatever, I don't want to look it up]." Posted by: logprof at November 26, 2016 10:30 PM (4yiek) 134
Very interesting. I never quite bought into the "Obama/Clinton" feud thing ___ If this keeps going on I'll have to continue as president. Which is good for you bitter clingers of course....but it means I have to keep working and I have to keep waiting for my payday. So...go eat a bag of dicks Hillary. Posted by: Barack Obama at November 26, 2016 10:30 PM (aZq03) 135
Oh, and TD Seminoles!!
Posted by: logprof at November 26, 2016 10:31 PM (4yiek) 136
When Obama attends the state funeral for Castro, will he merely pause respectfully when its his turn aside the casket? Or will he go for a full kiss on the lips?
Posted by: Crusader at November 26, 2016 10:32 PM (OXPMi) 137
You know, that Tree Ring thing only works for unprotected sex.
Posted by: Rubber Tree Hey baby. How about you and me tonight? I got high hopes. Posted by: an ant at November 26, 2016 10:32 PM (rH4JY) 138
>>When will we be getting our disturbing
>>elder g-d, the great Cthulhu back in here? among others. Posted by: JEM at November 26, 2016 10:32 PM (TppKb) 139
Thanks buzzion and rickl. If I knew there was a way to cheat this would have been much easier
Posted by: L, Elle at November 26, 2016 10:32 PM (6IPEM) 140
129 When will we be getting our disturbing elder g-d, the great Cthulhu back in here?
Posted by: madamemayhem (goddess of brownies) at November 26, 2016 10:29 PM (yTnCT) --- Yo ace and COBs... *Raises fist* FREE COOTH! Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at November 26, 2016 10:32 PM (CRotO) Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 26, 2016 10:32 PM (tHwdc) 142
130
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear === Trump is the alpha-male competent and capable dad Barry never had. How's that for a weird theory? Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 26, 2016 10:30 PM (zu88C) Milo does call Trump "Daddy" Posted by: buzzion at November 26, 2016 10:33 PM (bMG0w) 143
I sleep with the trees But it leaves Splinters in me I like the tree bark But it really spends me Posted by: Clint Eatwood at November 26, 2016 10:33 PM (BO/km) Posted by: garrett at November 26, 2016 10:33 PM (UD0Gq) 145
The writer of Hamilton is hosting SNL tonight. I predict a zany time of making fun of liberals.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 26, 2016 10:34 PM (/tuJf) 146
139 Thanks buzzion and rickl. If I knew there was a way to cheat this would have been much easier
Posted by: L, Elle at November 26, 2016 10:32 PM (6IPEM) Don't worry. The snake, bird and fish all could have successfully removed me from the evolutionary pool. Posted by: buzzion at November 26, 2016 10:34 PM (bMG0w) 147
Do trees "sleep with" other trees? If I remember my high school biology correctly, there were 2 types of plants, those that required pollination from another plant, and those that f*cked themselves. Not sure if some or all trees belong to one group or the other. Any botanists here? KT?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 26, 2016 10:34 PM (rH4JY) 148
Trump is the alpha-male competent and capable dad Barry never had.
How's that for a weird theory? Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 26, 2016 10:30 PM (zu88C) --- Interesting. Considering that the JEF got his leg up with the help of older white men, kinda makes sense. Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at November 26, 2016 10:34 PM (CRotO) 149
When will we be getting our disturbing elder g-d, the great Cthulhu back in here?
When the stars are right, dread Cthulhu shall rise from his resting place in R'lyeh and post again. Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 26, 2016 10:35 PM (IcT7t) 150
GO BLACKHAWKS!
Posted by: garrett at November 26, 2016 10:35 PM (UD0Gq) 151
so keep an eye out for the term
'immigration jihad' in the future Posted by: origional Jake at November 26, 2016 10:35 PM (jrFgU) 152
YAY! TOILET PAPER!!!!!
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 26, 2016 09:56 PM I didn't know you were from Venezuela. Posted by: Farmer at November 26, 2016 10:36 PM (o/90i) Posted by: logprof at November 26, 2016 10:36 PM (4yiek) 154
The Ladies like Quiche.
Man should know how to make one. Posted by: garrett at November 26, 2016 10:33 PM (UD0Gq) ====== I know how to go to the refrigerated section in Publix right before the bakery and buy one. Seems to work. Posted by: Flyboy at November 26, 2016 10:36 PM (L+dg+) 155
I helped Shadow out by handing the poor dear another roll, since she had just ran out.
Just being a helpful grandma. Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at November 26, 2016 10:26 PM (CRotO) I could tell you were a good egg, SMFH! Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 26, 2016 10:36 PM (tHwdc) 156
The thing about StarShip Troopers is its about WHY a Man, or Society, has to fight...
Which of course, is why the Left hate it... Posted by: Don Q. at November 26, 2016 10:37 PM (qf6WZ) 157
LOL logprof!
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at November 26, 2016 10:37 PM (CRotO) 158
Twitter mocking of Trudeau praising Castro grows and grows:
That is some funny stuff. Jonah Goldberg actually had a really good one. Hope Iowahawk shows them all how it's done. Posted by: t-bird at November 26, 2016 10:37 PM (k8DTS) 159
Vandy just went up 38-34 on TN.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 26, 2016 10:38 PM (97XyN) 160
Milo does call Trump "Daddy"
Posted by: buzzion at November 26, 2016 10:33 PM (bMG0w) I may start calling him Daddy, too. But not until he's sworn into office. Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 26, 2016 10:38 PM (tHwdc) 161
All the quiche bashing is cheesy, and just trying to egg you on.
Posted by: Quiche Awareness Council at November 26, 2016 10:39 PM (OpK2H) 162
In addition to SMFH whose bday is today, apparently, congratulations are in order also for Flyboy who went and got married and didn't invite any of us. I'll assume my invitation got lost in the mail just like my wedding gift.
jk It's nice to hear good news. You sound happy . Posted by: L, Elle at November 26, 2016 10:39 PM (6IPEM) 163
The writer of Hamilton is hosting SNL tonight. I predict a zany time of making fun of liberals.
Posted by: JackStraw See # 74, above ... Posted by: Adriane the Photography Critic ... at November 26, 2016 10:39 PM (AoK0a) 164
http://i64.tinypic.com/azdzx2.jpg
Posted by: Happy Fun Ball at November 26, 2016 10:39 PM (FZkFT) 165
116 Oh. And happy b-day to SMFH.
Posted by: Moron whose b-day begins in an hour and a half at November 26, 2016 10:26 PM (OpK2H) -------------------------- Happy Birthday to SMFH and Moron Whose B-Day Soon Begins!!!! Um,....do we have cake?!? I have ice cream. And balloons. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 26, 2016 10:39 PM (Nox3c) Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at November 26, 2016 10:39 PM (CRotO) 167
YAY! TOILET PAPER!!!!!
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 26, 2016 09:56 PM I didn't know you were from Venezuela. Posted by: Farmer at November 26, 2016 10:36 PM (o/90i) <frowns> Venezuelan kittehs no haz toilet paper. Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 26, 2016 10:40 PM (tHwdc) Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at November 26, 2016 10:40 PM (CRotO) 169
This Florida/Fla St game is pretty good.
Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at November 26, 2016 10:41 PM (R5HRU) 170
147 Do trees "sleep with" other trees? If I remember my high school biology correctly, there were 2 types of plants, those that required pollination from another plant, and those that f*cked themselves. Not sure if some or all trees belong to one group or the other. Any botanists here? KT?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 26, 2016 10:34 PM (rH4JY) There was a video on an ONT some time back about a tree that has been found that is the very last of its species. It was one of those that has male and female trees and its a male and they cannot find a female tree of it. Trees that can pollinate themselves can also pollinate others as well. Posted by: buzzion at November 26, 2016 10:41 PM (bMG0w) 171
I like quiche only I call it an omelette.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 26, 2016 10:41 PM (DT2/W) 172
True Fact : Ewok are Self-Pollinating.
Posted by: garrett at November 26, 2016 10:42 PM (UD0Gq) 173
From the preceding thread:
At this time of Fidel Castro's passing, we extend a hand of friendship to the Cuban people. We know that this moment fills Cubans - in Cuba and in the United States - with powerful emotions, recalling the countless ways in which Fidel Castro altered the course of individual lives, families, and of the Cuban nation. History will record and judge the enormous impact of this singular figure on the people and world around him. Now ... do a global search and replace. Cuba --> Germany Cubans -->Germans Fidel Castro --> Adolf Hitler What statement would no longer be true? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 26, 2016 10:42 PM (SRKgf) 174
All the quiche bashing is cheesy, and just trying to egg you on.
nay, nay ... Some morons are just crusty, old fashioned guys, that's all ... Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Food Critic ... at November 26, 2016 10:42 PM (AoK0a) 175
172 True Fact : Ewok are Self-Pollinating.
Posted by: garrett at November 26, 2016 10:42 PM (UD0Gq) --- So what you're saying is that ace is asexual. Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at November 26, 2016 10:42 PM (CRotO) 176
The cake is a lie.
Posted by: GLaDOS at November 26, 2016 10:42 PM (OpK2H) 177
166 I only call one man Daddy.
Not into that freaky shit. NTTAWWT. Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at November 26, 2016 10:39 PM (CRotO) I actually don't think Milo means it in the freaky way either. Which was somewhat surprising to me. Posted by: buzzion at November 26, 2016 10:43 PM (bMG0w) 178
>>I like quiche only I call it an omelette.
Sorry. Quiche is a custard base. Omelette is just egg. Posted by: garrett at November 26, 2016 10:43 PM (UD0Gq) 179
Same here, although for the lower right one (cat) if you look at it from the left side, you can barely make out the cat's face.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 26, 2016 10:22 PM (rH4JY) They all look like the Russian radar imagery of Venus from their first probe. Posted by: Kindltot at November 26, 2016 10:43 PM (vU79J) 180
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY* BIRTHDAY, SMFH!
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY* HONEYMOON, Flyboy! *optional additional happies are available upon request Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 26, 2016 10:43 PM (tHwdc) 181
That tree "joke" is just mean spirited sap shaming.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at November 26, 2016 10:43 PM (Nwg0u) 182
Like this DJG?
At this time of Adolf Hitler's passing, we extend a hand of friendship to the German people. We know that this moment fills Germans- in Germany and in the United States - with powerful emotions, recalling the countless ways in which Adolf Hitler altered the course of individual lives, families, and of the Germannation. History will record and judge the enormous impact of this singular figure on the people and world around him. Posted by: A Hilter at November 26, 2016 07:27 Posted by: freaked at November 26, 2016 10:43 PM (BO/km) 183
Candians are eh-sexual.
Posted by: garrett at November 26, 2016 10:44 PM (UD0Gq) 184
I actually don't think Milo means it in the freaky way either. Which was somewhat surprising to me.
Posted by: buzzion at November 26, 2016 10:43 PM (bMG0w) --- Knowing Milo, no telling, lol. Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at November 26, 2016 10:44 PM (CRotO) 185
So what you're saying is that ace is asexual.
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at November 26, 2016 10:42 PM (CRotO) Self-satisfied? Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 26, 2016 10:44 PM (tHwdc) Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 26, 2016 10:45 PM (DT2/W) 187
22 Micheal Moore wants to know why the Dems couldn't run someone who is 'beloved' -- just saw on Gutfeld.
Posted by: Mallfly suPreme at November 26, 2016 09:57 PM (2JQBv) Well, gotta admit, the greasy, doughboy does have a point. Hillary is incredibly unlikeable. Then you add to that a thirty year history of corrupt, lying behavior. Then you add to that a campaign that appeared to be more focused on raking in money from rich donors than on personal appearances in front of voters other than college students. Then you add to that all the emails about current cheating and collusion. I honestly think the commie Sanders might have won. But, it was her turn, so, sucks to be Sanders. Posted by: nerdygirl at November 26, 2016 10:45 PM (+lVUW) 188
Happy Birthday to SMFH, and Mazel Tov to Flyboy!
Posted by: ibguy at November 26, 2016 10:45 PM (vUcdz) 189
Considering that the JEF got his leg up with the help of older white men, kinda makes sense.
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at November 26, 2016 10:34 PM (CRotO) There is also a vulgar rumor about him liking to get something altogether different from older white men, IYKWIM. I am still waiting for the shoe to drop, the JEF is being too quiet, too gracious. Although maybe he is just ready to GTFO and be done with it all. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 26, 2016 10:45 PM (i6Bi+) 190
The comments on the ESPN
Posted by: logprof at November 26, 2016 10:45 PM (4yiek) 191
F' dem birches I like da pussywillow.
Posted by: Dog Wood at November 26, 2016 10:45 PM (BO/km) Posted by: garrett at November 26, 2016 10:46 PM (UD0Gq) 193
Quiche Lorraine is damned good. I never understood why quiche became known as an effeminate food. Because it's French? What's not to like about a bacon and egg pie?
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 26, 2016 10:46 PM (P8951) Posted by: Hope's Solo at November 26, 2016 10:46 PM (CRotO) 195
182 Like this DJG?
At this time of Adolf Hitler's passing, we extend a hand of friendship to the German people. We know that this moment fills Germans- in Germany and in the United States - with powerful emotions, recalling the countless ways in which Adolf Hitler altered the course of individual lives, families, and of the Germannation. History will record and judge the enormous impact of this singular figure on the people and world around him. Posted by: A Hilter at November 26, 2016 07:27 Posted by: freaked at November 26, 2016 10:43 PM (BO/km) Exactly. Not to go all Godwin and all, but the exact same statement mutatis mutandis works perfectly well. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 26, 2016 10:46 PM (SRKgf) 196
Milo does call Trump "Daddy"
Posted by: buzzion at November 26, 2016 10:33 PM How many heads would explode if Trump named Milo as one of a rotating bunch of PresSec's. Add in Laura Ingraham. Toss in John Bolton if it's international. *splodey heads going off* Posted by: Farmer at November 26, 2016 10:46 PM (o/90i) 197
Happy birthday, SMFH!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 26, 2016 10:46 PM (i6Bi+) 198
Micheal Moore wants to know why the Dems couldn't run someone who is 'beloved' -- just saw on Gutfeld.
- Fidel is dead. Duhhhhhhhh. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at November 26, 2016 10:46 PM (Nwg0u) 199
Now ... do a global search and replace.
Are you saying that Obama plagiarized Neville Chamberlain? Posted by: t-bird at November 26, 2016 10:47 PM (7H/2n) 200
Not sure if some or all trees belong to one group or the other. Any botanists here? KT?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 26, 2016 10:34 PM (rH4JY) Some require a camel-hair brush. Posted by: Kindltot at November 26, 2016 10:47 PM (vU79J) 201
Knowing Milo, no telling, lol.
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at November 26, 2016 10:44 PM (CRotO) I watched his speech at Ohio State from his page. It definitely comes across as him talking about him as more of a father figure type. Also in his series of fans that destroy identity politics he's now got a Mexican girl. She joins his bisexual fan, female immigrant from Singapore, gay guy, and former feminist. Posted by: buzzion at November 26, 2016 10:47 PM (bMG0w) 202
169 This Florida/Fla St game is pretty good.
Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at November 26, 2016 10:41 PM (R5HRU) --Oh, and 'Noles up 23-6. Fuck the Gaytors. Posted by: logprof at November 26, 2016 10:47 PM (4yiek) 203
Heya Tammy
Not a rumor. It's fact among upper-black circles in Chicago, especially the gay ones. Posted by: Hope's Solo at November 26, 2016 10:48 PM (CRotO) 204
just snapped pic of my dog snoting on my gut. need to get to pet thread. doubt he will be embarrassed.
Posted by: JEM at November 26, 2016 10:48 PM (TppKb) 205
I am still waiting for the shoe to drop, the JEF is being too quiet, too gracious.
Although maybe he is just ready to GTFO and be done with it all. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 26, 2016 10:45 PM (i6Bi+) This is exactly my concern. Too quiet. And you know what it means when everything becomes quiet. Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 26, 2016 10:48 PM (tHwdc) 206
I just shows how empty the words are Jay. Insert Barack Hussein Obama and it works pretty well too.
Posted by: freaked at November 26, 2016 10:48 PM (BO/km) Posted by: Hope's Solo at November 26, 2016 10:49 PM (CRotO) 208
In addition to SMFH whose bday is today, apparently, congratulations are in order also for Flyboy who went and got married and didn't invite any of us. I'll assume my invitation got lost in the mail just like my wedding gift.
jk It's nice to hear good news. You sound happy . Posted by: L, Elle at November 26, 2016 10:39 PM (6IPEM) ====== Thank you, but I doubt any of the Horde would have made it to the Courthouse in Marietta, GA. The honeymoon was in Belize, so I may have been remiss in not inviting anyone to that. Although that would have been kinda wierd. Dunno. Tough call. Posted by: Flyboy at November 26, 2016 10:49 PM (L+dg+) 209
Donald Trump was scouted by MLB as well. Think they'll ever give him the tongue bath they gave Castro?
Posted by: buzzion at November 26, 2016 10:49 PM (bMG0w) 210
>>>When Obama attends the state funeral for Castro, will he merely pause respectfully when its his turn aside the casket? Or will he go for a full kiss on the lips?
Posted by: Crusader President Karl Marx McLadyPants will slide his tongue into In-Fidel's open mouth and suck whatever evil still resides in his collapsed lung organs to carry on the tradition to a new generation. Posted by: Fritz at November 26, 2016 10:50 PM (6uMKl) 211
I never quite bought into the "Obama/Clinton" feud thing. The left always manages to put aside their differences and march in lockstep when it counts (a la Bernie).
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 26, 2016 10:27 PM (rH4JY) Uh, I wouldn't be too sure about that. Posted by: Leon Trotsky at November 26, 2016 10:50 PM (SRKgf) 212
If a tree gets laid in the forest but nobody is there to hear the orgasm, does the Earth move?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at November 26, 2016 10:50 PM (Nwg0u) 213
off yeech sock.
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 26, 2016 10:50 PM (CRotO) 214
Happy Birthday, SMFH.
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 26, 2016 10:50 PM (IcT7t) 215
136 When Obama attends the state funeral for Castro, will he merely pause respectfully when its his turn aside the casket? Or will he go for a full kiss on the lips? Posted by: Crusader at November He' going to slip him tongue and then a teary embrace with prime minister pretty hair. Posted by: Northernlurker at November 26, 2016 10:50 PM (QTVbZ) 216
211 I never quite bought into the "Obama/Clinton" feud thing. The left always manages to put aside their differences and march in lockstep when it counts (a la Bernie).
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 26, 2016 10:27 PM (rH4JY) Uh, I wouldn't be too sure about that. Posted by: Leon Trotsky at November 26, 2016 10:50 PM (SRKgf) Me either. Posted by: Sergei Kirov at November 26, 2016 10:51 PM (SRKgf) 217
I am still waiting for the shoe to drop, the JEF is being too quiet, too gracious.
Although maybe he is just ready to GTFO and be done with it all. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 26, 2016 10:45 PM (i6Bi+) I think he'd prefer to be a private citizen and travel around the world getting paid lots of money to talk shit about the US. Plus, he and his sycophants will spend the next four years rewriting history about how wonderful his administration was and how every problem had been solved until those racist rednecks elected Trump who promptly screwed things up. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 26, 2016 10:51 PM (FYrz1) 218
A comment at ESPN's article that has so far received 131 "likes":
this article is disgusting. The standards at ESPN have been in steep decline for a long while, but for God's sake, how can they publish this BS?! In the spirit of Castro's dedication to sports, or whatever this nonsense was about, I encourage all the editors at ESPN to paddle to Cuba on a piece of plywood and stay there. What the hell has happened to this "sports" network?? Posted by: logprof at November 26, 2016 10:51 PM (4yiek) 219
'Thank you, but I doubt any of the Horde would have made it to the Courthouse in Marietta, GA.'
I was up that way today! I would have at least caught the reception. Posted by: freaked at November 26, 2016 10:51 PM (BO/km) 220
Thanks y'all.
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 26, 2016 10:51 PM (CRotO) 221
198 Micheal Moore wants to know why the Dems couldn't run someone who is 'beloved' -- just saw on Gutfeld. "
*Scratches head, tries to think of a beloved Democrat who is not 6 feet under* still thinking...warren? reid? pelosi? cuomo? schumer? You know, you put a pack of Dems in a room and nobody would mistake them for recent charm school graduates. Maybe that's why, Mikey... Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 26, 2016 10:52 PM (P8951) Posted by: Reggie Love at November 26, 2016 10:52 PM (wpC7C) 223
I self identify as hard wood.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at November 26, 2016 10:53 PM (Nwg0u) 224
Posted by: Hope's Solo at November 26, 2016 10:48 PM (CRotO)
Well, I don't know anyone in those circles, so without that first-hand confirmation, I will still refer to it as a rumor, but I do believe it! Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 26, 2016 10:53 PM (i6Bi+) 225
Anyway congratulations Flyboy I wish you many happy years together.
Posted by: freaked at November 26, 2016 10:53 PM (BO/km) 226
Yassil Puig mortgaged 10% of his earning to escape Castro's Cuba.
But MOAR SPORTS FROM CASTRO!!! Posted by: logprof at November 26, 2016 10:53 PM (4yiek) 227
Did ESPN commend the Hussein boys on their dedication to sports?
I ask this since I was kinda busy with other things in 2004-2005 and was not watching much sports or news. Besides, my Raiders sucked then. Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 26, 2016 10:54 PM (CRotO) 228
Are you saying that Obama plagiarized Neville Chamberlain?
Posted by: t-bird at November 26, 2016 10:47 PM (7H/2n) Are you saying a black man can't write anything on his own? Well, consider ... uh ... Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 26, 2016 10:54 PM (SRKgf) 229
Utah is not dead yet. 27-22, Colorado. Entertaining game!
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 26, 2016 10:54 PM (tT/X6) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 26, 2016 10:54 PM (uyrlv) 231
222 Insert Barack Hussein Obama
Over my dead body. Posted by: Reggie Love at November 26, 2016 10:52 PM (wpC7C) Shouldn't that read "INTO my dead body?" Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 26, 2016 10:55 PM (SRKgf) 232
Best comment from ESPN article:
You wouldn't believe how much Hitler changed the Olympics. The torch relay was first introduced in Berlin and it was also the first time the Olympics was covered live. The venues were also bigger and better than ever before. The German people were really suffering and much had to do with World War 1. Hitler really brought about a sense of pride for the nation and their dominant performance in the Olympics enhanced it. Hitler dug the nation out of a hole and the world witnessed it's strength. With rumors of a ban on Jewish related products some chose to leave everything behind and search of a better life so they could support heir families. I give Hitler credit as his revolutionary ideas and policies really turned the country around. EPIC WIN Posted by: logprof at November 26, 2016 10:55 PM (4yiek) 233
Although maybe he is just ready to GTFO and be done with it all.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 26, 2016 10:45 PM (i6Bi+) Being an ex-president is the perfect job for a lazy narcissist like him. He can golf with celebrities and rich people all he wants. They'll let him stay at their expensive vacation homes free of charge. He'll be paid huge speaking fees to dispense his "wisdom". He won't have to spend much time around his wife. Posted by: nerdygirl at November 26, 2016 10:55 PM (+lVUW) 234
211 I never quite bought into the "Obama/Clinton" feud thing. The left always manages to put aside their differences and march in lockstep when it counts (a la Bernie).
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 26, 2016 10:27 PM (rH4JY) Uh, I wouldn't be too sure about that. Posted by: Leon Trotsky at November 26, 2016 10:50 PM (SRKgf) What? Stalin buried the hatchet. In the back of your head... Posted by: josephistan at November 26, 2016 10:55 PM (7qAYi) 235
230 Are you saying that Fuckstick plagiarized Neville Chamberlain?
In fairness, he thought it was Wilt. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 26, 2016 10:54 PM (uyrlv) --- LOL Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 26, 2016 10:55 PM (CRotO) Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 26, 2016 10:55 PM (i6Bi+) 237
just snapped pic of my dog snoting on my gut. need to get to pet thread. doubt he will be embarrassed.
Posted by: JEM ----------------- The Adorable Miss Sophie has learned that the way to wake me up in the morning is to sneeze in my face. Honestly, that little dog can sneeze on whim. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 10:55 PM (7H/2n) 238
I was up that way today! I would have at least caught the reception.
Posted by: freaked at November 26, 2016 10:51 PM (BO/km) ====== Lol. It was a few weeks ago, on a Friday. The "reception", as it were, was at Allatoona Yacht Club on Saturday. Posted by: Flyboy at November 26, 2016 10:56 PM (L+dg+) 239
EPIC WIN Posted by: logprof at November 26, 2016 10:55 PM (4yiek) That would go right over ESPN's head. Drax the Destroyer would get that before they would. Posted by: buzzion at November 26, 2016 10:56 PM (bMG0w) 240
Vandy 45, TN 34. 6 minutes left.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 26, 2016 10:56 PM (97XyN) 241
'I give Hitler credit as his revolutionary ideas and policies really turned the country into rubble.'
Fixed for accuracy. Posted by: freaked at November 26, 2016 10:57 PM (BO/km) Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 26, 2016 10:57 PM (SRKgf) 243
Hey everybody.
One of my FB friends posted a repeating action GIF of a clip from a movie, where the stewardess and pilots were diving out the door in midair, while all the passengers were looking on dumbfounded. Would anyone know what movie or commercial or whatever that clip might have come from? It looked like some sort of comedy movie. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 26, 2016 10:57 PM (u8kLQ) 244
226 Yassil Puig mortgaged 10% of his earning to escape Castro's Cuba.
But MOAR SPORTS FROM CASTRO!!! Posted by: logprof at November 26, 2016 10:53 PM (4yiek) Yeah, why don't we ask some of the players who escaped Cuba to come to America what their opinion of Castro is. Most are black and therefore second class citizens there... That would be interesting, ESPN. Do that. Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 26, 2016 10:57 PM (P8951) 245
Don't worry. The snake, bird and fish all could have successfully removed me from the evolutionary pool. Posted by: buzzion -------------- As could a certain Pastor. Just sayin' Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 26, 2016 10:57 PM (fqb04) 246
The honeymoon was in Belize, so I may have been remiss in not inviting anyone to that. Although that would have been kinda wierd.
****** Flyboy, reread the AoS style manual. That's what webcams are for! jk again Actually, from what I can tell, we have a small contingent of people here from GA or nearby. You guys should do a meet up one day. Happy marriage, Flyboy. I'm happy for you. Posted by: L, Elle at November 26, 2016 10:57 PM (6IPEM) 247
What? Stalin buried the hatchet. In the back of your head...
Posted by: josephistan at November 26, 2016 10:55 PM (7qAYi) Icepick. Posted by: buzzion at November 26, 2016 10:57 PM (bMG0w) 248
WHY THE FUCK IS ESPN COMMENTING ON CASTRO ANYWAY? Just read the scores, sportsmonkey!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 26, 2016 10:57 PM (uyrlv) 249
I just shows how empty the words are Jay. Insert Barack Hussein Obama and it works pretty well too.
Posted by: freaked at November 26, 2016 10:48 PM (BO/km) Had a selection of things I could use if someone called to check an employment reference for any employee we didn't think that highly of. Never got to use any of these: -We can't say enough good things about her -You should waste no time interviewing him -Former clients are clamoring for him Honestly, you could read TFGs comments that way. Ambiguous and insulting as hell. Posted by: Halfwise at November 26, 2016 10:57 PM (rB/gm) 250
227 Did ESPN commend the Hussein boys on their dedication to sports?
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 26, 2016 10:54 PM (CRotO) ------------------------------ Zzzzziiiiinnnngggg! Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 26, 2016 10:58 PM (Nox3c) 251
I should add that Puig gave that 10% to the Mexican Zetas, one of the most odious criminal organizations in the world.
Posted by: logprof at November 26, 2016 10:58 PM (4yiek) 252
193 Quiche Lorraine is damned good. I never understood why quiche became known as an effeminate food. Because it's French? What's not to like about a bacon and egg pie?
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 26, 2016 10:46 PM (P8951) And easy as hell to prepare if you buy a pie shell. With eggs at under a dollar a dozen, and cheese often on sale for $2 a package, very economical. Posted by: nerdygirl at November 26, 2016 10:58 PM (+lVUW) 253
Anyway congratulations Flyboy I wish you many happy years together.
Posted by: freaked at November 26, 2016 10:53 PM (BO/km) ======= Thanks, man. Having the time of my life. Posted by: Flyboy at November 26, 2016 10:59 PM (L+dg+) 254
'Lol. It was a few weeks ago, on a Friday. The "reception", as it were, was at Allatoona Yacht Club on Saturday.'
Ah shoot. Well maybe next time. Posted by: freaked at November 26, 2016 11:00 PM (BO/km) 255
How many heads would explode if Trump named Milo as one of a rotating bunch of PresSec's. Add in Laura Ingraham. Toss in John Bolton if it's international.
*splodey heads going off* Posted by: Farmer at November 26, 2016 10:46 PM (o/90i) I'd love to hear him say to the people from CNN, "I don't give a f**k about your feelings." Posted by: nerdygirl at November 26, 2016 11:00 PM (+lVUW) Posted by: Catherine Tramell at November 26, 2016 11:01 PM (wpC7C) 257
welp, just wait for the moslem immigrant registary to start
the left will loose its minds since they hate Christians just like moslems do Posted by: origional Jake at November 26, 2016 11:01 PM (jrFgU) 258
The trees were all made equal.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 26, 2016 11:01 PM (IqV8l) 259
247 What? Stalin buried the hatchet. In the back of your head...
Posted by: josephistan at November 26, 2016 10:55 PM (7qAYi) Icepick. Posted by: buzzion at November 26, 2016 10:57 PM (bMG0w) Nope. Ice axe. Ice pick is a small awl. Posted by: josephistan at November 26, 2016 11:02 PM (7qAYi) 260
Fuck. I need help. just spent half hour on amazon. was almost asleep. saw a commercial with a priest and imam sharing gifts with amazon as a the conduit.
Fuck that shit. fuck me, cant find an phone number to cancel amazon prime. mother fuckers can burn in hell. Posted by: Infidel at November 26, 2016 11:02 PM (So9FI) 261
Okay, ice pick, ice ax, or hatchet? This really needs to be sorted out.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 11:02 PM (7H/2n) 262
Maybe if I stopped eating quiche, it would turn into a real one, just like Pinnochio.
Posted by: Chastity Bono at November 26, 2016 11:03 PM (rH4JY) 263
261 Okay, ice pick, ice ax, or hatchet? This really needs to be sorted out.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 11:02 PM (7H/2n) Maybe he committed suicide and used all three. Posted by: buzzion at November 26, 2016 11:03 PM (bMG0w) Posted by: Neil Peart first draft at November 26, 2016 11:03 PM (wpC7C) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 11:03 PM (7H/2n) 266
Icepick.
Posted by: buzzion at November 26, 2016 10:57 PM (bMG0w) Modified ice-axe, by Ramon Mercader, at Coyoacan. Posted by: Kindltot at November 26, 2016 11:04 PM (vU79J) Posted by: Farmer at November 26, 2016 11:04 PM (o/90i) 268
Fuck. I need help. just spent half hour on amazon. was almost asleep. saw a commercial with a priest and imam sharing gifts with amazon as a the conduit.
Was the "imam's" gift ticking? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 26, 2016 11:05 PM (SRKgf) 269
saw a commercial with a priest and imam sharing gifts with amazon as a the conduit.
- Speaking of commercials, have you seen this masterpiece? https://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=L37-3v7DyYs Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at November 26, 2016 11:05 PM (Nwg0u) 270
Here's the Bisexual Milo fan: https://youtu.be/KI5Jm7UCIKQ
Here's the Mexican girl. She's pretty cute: https://youtu.be/-MSe_h17KZI Posted by: buzzion at November 26, 2016 11:05 PM (bMG0w) 271
209 Donald Trump was scouted by MLB as well. Think they'll ever give him the tongue bath they gave Castro?
Posted by: buzzion at November 26, 2016 10:49 PM (bMG0w) --Linky???? Posted by: logprof at November 26, 2016 11:05 PM (4yiek) 272
ice ax, or hatchet? This really needs to be sorted out.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 11:02 PM (7H/2n) Piolet Posted by: Halfwise at November 26, 2016 11:05 PM (rB/gm) 273
261 Okay, ice pick, ice ax, or hatchet? This really needs to be sorted out.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 11:02 PM (7H/2n) Ice ax - the kind Alpine mountaineers use. Especially if they're climbing mountains with Commies who've fallen out of favor back in Rodina. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 26, 2016 11:06 PM (SRKgf) 274
You may not know the contribution that Pol Pot made to international badminton!
Posted by: ESPN at November 26, 2016 11:06 PM (uyrlv) 275
271 209 Donald Trump was scouted by MLB as well. Think they'll ever give him the tongue bath they gave Castro?
Posted by: buzzion at November 26, 2016 10:49 PM (bMG0w) --Linky???? Posted by: logprof at November 26, 2016 11:05 PM (4yiek) It was talked about in that "Objectified" show on Fox. Posted by: buzzion at November 26, 2016 11:06 PM (bMG0w) 276
Posted by: Infidel at November 26, 2016 11:02 PM (So9FI)
--- My landlord, a retired CSM, has few nice words for a lot of these imams. He's also Muslim, and him and his mosque have been nothing but kind since Carl's passing. And OMG THE FOOD! Not saying your suspicions aren't valid (yes. yes they are), just be careful of doing what the left does and paint with too broad a brush. Trust but verify. Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 26, 2016 11:06 PM (CRotO) 277
The Apple Frankenstein commercial on Thanksgiving was horrid.
Posted by: josephistan at November 26, 2016 11:07 PM (7qAYi) 278
Happy Thanksgiving y'all!!!
*I'm thankful for Ace and his crew, and all the 'rons and 'ettes....and CDR_M for the fantastic ONTs and the Moron FFL. I'm sucking at that again but having fun doing it! :-p I missed the Black Friday Black Gold thread but I would like to report the black friday black gold treasure I got yesterday..... Goose Island 2016 Bourbon Barrel Stout. One 16oz bottle. I won the raffle!! Also had 3-4 drafts of 2014-16 too. Great stuff!!! Try some if you see it around....... Posted by: NC Ref at November 26, 2016 11:07 PM (SpeiC) Posted by: freaked at November 26, 2016 11:07 PM (BO/km) 280
>>ice ax, or hatchet? This really needs to be sorted out.
Makes me wistful for the days of longbow versus crossbow. Posted by: JackStraw at November 26, 2016 11:07 PM (/tuJf) 281
129 When will we be getting our disturbing elder g-d, the great Cthulhu back in here?
Posted by: madamemayhem ------------------ Put the hashtag in your nic. I'm hopine that I am annoying the CBD & ace enough that they will RELEASE THE CTHULHU soon enough. *You realize - he could easily be here right now, but respects ace, the CoBs & the process too much. Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 26, 2016 11:07 PM (fqb04) 282
Harbaugh sure can be a whiny bitch.
Posted by: buzzion at November 26, 2016 11:08 PM (bMG0w) Posted by: ibguy at November 26, 2016 11:08 PM (vUcdz) 284
By himself, Fidel Castro is not the problem. It is the fanatical army of loyal followers behind him that will carry out any order given to them.
It isn't the guy at the top of the power pyramid you have to fear, it is the guy in the next cubical, the guy in the corner office, or the district manager who will inform on you to keep their jobs. Think about that the next time you look at voting results. Sixty million people voted for Hillary. Some number of which would happily drive the buses that take you to the ovens. Think about those obnoxious tweets from the left who want you dead. They are not joking. They are just too cowardly to do it themselves and they hope that some lone nutcase will do it for them. The political opposition to Castro was disorganized and infiltrated by spies and informants. Informants who spied on their neighbors. Half the voters in this country are the enemy. They are your friends, your family, your neighbors, and the people you work with. Some of them will turn you in for your own good, so you can get proper treatment for your delusions. Others just hate you because they have been programed to do so, and because you are in their way, and they want you gone. Posted by: Kernal Temple at November 26, 2016 11:08 PM (byC4T) Posted by: Puddleglum at November 26, 2016 11:08 PM (tT/X6) 286
Had a selection of things I could use if someone called to check an employment reference for any employee we didn't think that highly of. Never got to use any of these:
-We can't say enough good things about her -You should waste no time interviewing him -Former clients are clamoring for him Honestly, you could read TFGs comments that way. Ambiguous and insulting as hell. Posted by: Halfwise at November 26, 2016 10:57 PM (rB/gm) I used this one: "his mind is as orderly as his desk." Of course, the guy's desk looked as though a bomb had hit it. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 26, 2016 11:08 PM (SRKgf) 287
Both Harbaugh brothers are whiny bitches.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 26, 2016 11:08 PM (tT/X6) --- Yep. Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 26, 2016 11:09 PM (CRotO) 288
There was a video on an ONT some time back about a tree that has been found that is the very last of its species. It was one of those that has male and female trees and its a male and they cannot find a female tree of it.
... Posted by: buzzion All together now, "Awwww... so sad! *sniff*" Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 26, 2016 11:09 PM (rH4JY) 289
Ice axes are just politics by other means.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at November 26, 2016 11:09 PM (Nwg0u) 290
The other good thing about quiche is that you can have it with a cup of coffee for any meal of the day.
Posted by: garrett at November 26, 2016 11:09 PM (UD0Gq) 291
Starship Troopers was OK, but it is not on the same level as The Art of War. Actually, the book that I wish more people, especially military officers, would read is "Brief Instructions On My Paradoxes of Defense", by George Silver. Yes, it's a manual on fencing, but the foundational concepts apply much more broadly.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 26, 2016 11:10 PM (FYrz1) 292
Make Milo press secretary for these four minutes of cringe-inducing truth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3ij1-VB9YA Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 26, 2016 11:10 PM (VdICR) 293
Would anyone know what movie or commercial or whatever that clip might have come from? It looked like some sort of comedy movie.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 26, 2016 10:57 PM (u8kLQ) Could it have been one of the "Airplane!" movies? Posted by: nerdygirl at November 26, 2016 11:10 PM (+lVUW) 294
261 Okay, ice pick, ice ax, or hatchet? This really needs to be sorted out.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 11:02 PM (7H/2n) Take no chances - use all three! Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 26, 2016 11:10 PM (SRKgf) Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 26, 2016 11:10 PM (P8951) Posted by: Hillary powering through Kuru at November 26, 2016 11:10 PM (uhGSf) 297
But he was a goo murdering bastard communist.
Posted by: Buffalobob at November 26, 2016 11:10 PM (p+cjo) Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 26, 2016 11:11 PM (CRotO) 299
Buzzion @ 247 - Ice axe, IIRC.
Posted by: Butch at November 26, 2016 11:11 PM (hXu8T) 300
Yes, it's a manual on fencing, but the foundational concepts apply much more broadly.
Posted by: Colorado Alex ------------ A. Parry B. other stuff C. Thrust Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 11:11 PM (7H/2n) 301
If quiche is pronounced keesh then why is it spell quiche? Posted by: Kernal Temple at November 26, 2016 11:12 PM (byC4T) 302
Here would be an interesting (and VERY telling) survey: "Morally, who was a worse person Richard Nixon or Fidel Castro?" But if you want to really make things interesting: "Who did worse things: Richard Nixon and Henry Kissinger or Fidel Castro and Che Guevara?" Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at November 26, 2016 11:12 PM (dDOWg) 303
Half the voters in this country are the enemy.
Posted by: Kernal Temple at November 26, 2016 11:08 PM (byC4T) Half the voters in this country have no business voting. If you're not solvent, and paying taxes (and/or serving or having served in the military) your dues aren't paid, and you shouldn't be voting. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 26, 2016 11:12 PM (SRKgf) Posted by: Underpants Fencers at November 26, 2016 11:12 PM (wpC7C) 305
300 Yes, it's a manual on fencing, but the foundational concepts apply much more broadly.
Posted by: Colorado Alex ------------ A. Parry B. other stuff C. Thrust Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 11:11 PM (7H/2n) Here is where my mind immediately went. https://youtu.be/Mw9vaNS3b0s Posted by: buzzion at November 26, 2016 11:13 PM (bMG0w) 306
A. Barry
B. butt stuff C. Thrust Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 11:11 PM (7H/2n) --- (yes, this is how I read your post, Mike) Reggie's to-do list? Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 26, 2016 11:14 PM (CRotO) 307
And Fuck teh USC ghey Trojans.
Posted by: Hillary powering through Kuru at November 26, 2016 11:10 PM (uhGSf) Hey! Don't say anything against Trojans. Back in the day, I wouldn't use any other brand. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 26, 2016 11:14 PM (SRKgf) 308
A. Parry
B. other stuff C. Thrust Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 11:11 PM (7H/2n) Actually, he hated the rapier. Give him a good old-fashioned backsword any day. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 26, 2016 11:14 PM (FYrz1) 309
260 Fuck. I need help. just spent half hour on amazon. was almost asleep. saw a commercial with a priest and imam sharing gifts with amazon as a the conduit.
So how did it end? When the priest opened his gift from the Imam, did a bomb go off? Posted by: nerdygirl at November 26, 2016 11:14 PM (+lVUW) 310
nerdygirl, thanks.
Didn't look like an "Airplane!" clip. Actually thinking back, it had kind of a British tinge. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 26, 2016 11:14 PM (u8kLQ) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at November 26, 2016 11:14 PM (Nwg0u) 312
a-dios
Posted by: origional Jake at November 26, 2016 11:14 PM (jrFgU) 313
Here is where my mind immediately went.
https://youtu.be/Mw9vaNS3b0s Posted by: buzzion at November 26, 2016 11:13 PM (bMG0w) --- Heh. That too. Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 26, 2016 11:14 PM (CRotO) Posted by: freaked at November 26, 2016 11:15 PM (BO/km) 315
Was just reading about Amazon's Frankenstein commercial.
Turns out Frank is played by... Brad Garrett, of Everybody Loves Raymond. They did a good job of the makeup, I wouldn't have guessed. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 26, 2016 11:15 PM (u8kLQ) 316
I used this one: "his mind is as orderly as his desk."
Of course, the guy's desk looked as though a bomb had hit it. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 26, 2016 11:08 PM "We use her work as examples in our quality training" Posted by: Halfwise at November 26, 2016 11:15 PM (rB/gm) 317
Vandy wins 45-34 over TN. They always play TN pretty tough.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 26, 2016 11:15 PM (97XyN) 318
One of my FB friends posted a repeating action GIF of a clip from a movie, where the stewardess and pilots were diving out the door in midair, while all the passengers were looking on dumbfounded. Would anyone know what movie or commercial or whatever that clip might have come from? It looked like some sort of comedy movie.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 26, 2016 10:57 PM (u8kLQ) Why not just ask your friend? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 26, 2016 11:15 PM (SRKgf) 319
if you want to be obnoxiously technical... I believe it was an 'alpenstock', but am having a hard time finding an actual quote.
Posted by: Mallfly suPreme at November 26, 2016 11:15 PM (2JQBv) 320
Actually, he hated the rapier. Give him a good old-fashioned backsword any day.
Posted by: Colorado Alex ----------- Okay, he and I differ. Posted by: The Gay Blade at November 26, 2016 11:15 PM (7H/2n) Posted by: ibguy at November 26, 2016 11:15 PM (vUcdz) 322
Jay Guevara, I did but he said he found it from someone else and didn't know the source.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 26, 2016 11:16 PM (u8kLQ) Posted by: garrett at November 26, 2016 11:17 PM (UD0Gq) 324
301
If quiche is pronounced keesh then why is it spell quiche? Posted by: Kernal Temple ---------------- Don't even get me started... Posted by: Quinoa - #FreeCthulhu at November 26, 2016 11:17 PM (B5ySB) 325
Can't wait to see him throw the first pitch at the '17 World Series.
Posted by: ibguy at November 26, 2016 11:15 PM (vUcdz) Once again, we'll have a president who knows how to throw a baseball. Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 26, 2016 11:17 PM (P8951) 326
Here is where my mind immediately went.
https://youtu.be/Mw9vaNS3b0s Posted by: buzzion at November 26, 2016 11:13 PM (bMG0w) Not even going to check. It's Daffy Duck, isn't it? Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 26, 2016 11:18 PM (BXC+l) 327
Yep.
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 26, 2016 11:18 PM (CRotO) 328
315 - I thought it was him.
Posted by: josephistan at November 26, 2016 11:18 PM (7qAYi) 329
Not even going to check. It's Daffy Duck, isn't it?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 26, 2016 11:18 PM (BXC+l) Well duh. Posted by: buzzion at November 26, 2016 11:18 PM (bMG0w) 330
just spent half hour on amazon. was almost asleep. saw a commercial with a priest and imam sharing gifts with amazon as a the conduit.
So how did it end? When the priest opened his gift from the Imam, did a bomb go off? - Maybe it was like the old Pink Panther movies when Cato would jump out of the refrigerator. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at November 26, 2016 11:18 PM (Nwg0u) 331
LMAO from the ESPN comments:
Fidel was cool but he was nothing compared to Kim Jong Il. Fidel oppressed and killed like a neighborhood thug...sticks and guns stuff. Low IQ revolutions are so gauche. Kim Jong Il...a revolutionary with nukes and death camp gulags!!! Now that's how it's done... Posted by: logprof at November 26, 2016 11:19 PM (4yiek) 332
Good night, horde...
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 26, 2016 11:19 PM (P8951) 333
ROFL logprof!
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 26, 2016 11:19 PM (CRotO) 334
Okay, the web site sucks. Nice lady from 411 got me th number. Ronald from the "Phillipines" canceled it by email. no confirmation number. grr.
Posted by: Infidel at November 26, 2016 11:19 PM (So9FI) 335
Niters Donna.
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 26, 2016 11:20 PM (CRotO) 336
Thanks, Donna!
Posted by: logprof at November 26, 2016 11:20 PM (4yiek) 337
325 Can't wait to see him throw the first pitch at the '17 World Series.
Posted by: ibguy at November 26, 2016 11:15 PM (vUcdz) Once again, we'll have a president who knows how to throw a baseball. Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 26, 2016 11:17 PM (P8951) I should run. I can still bring the heat. Relatively speaking, of course. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 26, 2016 11:20 PM (SRKgf) 338
There was a video on an ONT some time back about a tree that has been found that is the very last of its species. It was one of those that has male and female trees and its a male and they cannot find a female tree of it.
Don't make it angry. Those sleepy trees that are slow to anger are hell when the dam bursts. Posted by: Saruman at November 26, 2016 11:21 PM (VdICR) Posted by: The Grateful Dead at November 26, 2016 11:21 PM (UD0Gq) 340
Evenin Horde of DancinontheBeardsfuckingrave-tacular,
First, CDR....you deserve O-6 status. ONT Excellence. Thank you. Second......get to it in a few y'all.....gotta wrangle some inebriated relations. They just can't resist fuckin with the bonfire.... Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 26, 2016 11:21 PM (NvweJ) 341
Second......get to it in a few y'all.....gotta wrangle some inebriated relations. They just can't resist fuckin with the bonfire....
Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 26, 2016 11:21 PM (NvweJ) --- The first one who falls in should be an example to the others. Should. Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 26, 2016 11:22 PM (CRotO) Posted by: logprof at November 26, 2016 11:23 PM (4yiek) 343
...unless it's a "Hey y'all, watch this!" kinda thing...
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 26, 2016 11:23 PM (CRotO) 344
I'm furious. Dish is next. bill came today. They will get an earful.
Posted by: Infidel at November 26, 2016 11:24 PM (So9FI) Posted by: logprof at November 26, 2016 11:24 PM (4yiek) 346
'If quiche is pronounced keesh then why is it spell quiche'
1. French 2. Ghey Ah, the French. Understand that the T, the G, the S, and the X are silent. Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 26, 2016 11:24 PM (VdICR) Posted by: qdpsteve at November 26, 2016 11:24 PM (u8kLQ) 348
344 I'm furious. Dish is next. bill came today. They will get an earful.
Posted by: Infidel at November 26, 2016 11:24 PM (So9FI) --- Boy, the holidays really brings out the beast in some people Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 26, 2016 11:25 PM (CRotO) 349
The first one who Should. Posted by: SMFH --------------- Fixed for clarification. Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 26, 2016 11:25 PM (B5ySB) 350
If quiche is pronounced keesh then why is it spell quiche?
Posted by: Kernal Temple at November 26, 2016 11:12 PM It's not actually pronounced that way... it's "kwitchy" in proper french talk. I know first hand. I asked a french waiter for some and he told me my grasp of french was stunning. Posted by: otho at November 26, 2016 11:25 PM (lmIoG) 351
How would you like to have someone come along and pick something off of you?
Posted by: Apple tree in Oz at November 26, 2016 11:26 PM (IqV8l) 352
Hey, guys. Fidel here. You may want to rethink that whole atheism thing.
Ow, my balls! Some guy with horns just shoveled burning coals on them! Posted by: Fidel in Hell at November 26, 2016 11:26 PM (nvMvs) Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 26, 2016 11:26 PM (CRotO) 354
Ah, the French. Understand that the T, the G, the S, and the X are silent.
Posted by: BourbonChicken And all flags are white. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 26, 2016 11:27 PM (u8kLQ) 355
It's not actually pronounced that way... it's "kwitchy" in proper french talk. I know first hand. I asked a french waiter for some and he told me my grasp of french was stunning.
Posted by: otho at November 26, 2016 11:25 PM (lmIoG Well then those faggy French are still spelling it wrong! Posted by: buzzion at November 26, 2016 11:27 PM (bMG0w) 356
My 11-year-old niece *loves* French food. French fries, French toast, French vanilla ice cream...
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 26, 2016 11:28 PM (u8kLQ) Posted by: logprof at November 26, 2016 11:28 PM (4yiek) 358
he told me my grasp of french was stunning.
Posted by: otho ------------- This like one of those employment recommendations, isn't it? Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 11:28 PM (7H/2n) 359
Hey, where all da white racists at? After they voted for Trump, I mean.
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at November 26, 2016 11:29 PM (ZLQuU) 360
Considering that the JEF got his leg up with the help of older white men, kinda makes sense.
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at November 26, 2016 10:34 PM (CRotO) There is also a vulgar rumor about him liking to get something altogether different from older white men, IYKWIM. So Obama is like a gay Strom Thurmond with an age fetish? Ok, that would explain a lot. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 26, 2016 11:30 PM (rH4JY) 361
Awww Brian Kelly looking to run away from Notre Dame. I'm sure Cincy fans are crying tears.
Posted by: buzzion at November 26, 2016 11:30 PM (bMG0w) 362
New Mexico and that triple option is embarrassing Wyoming.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 26, 2016 11:30 PM (tT/X6) 363
Louisville inexplicably loses at the end to Kentucky.
Clemson spatches the 'Cocks. Georgia Tech stings the Georgia Bulldogs. The Seminoles sprear the Gators. ACC did not too badly against the $EC. Posted by: logprof at November 26, 2016 11:31 PM (4yiek) Posted by: Corrine Brown at November 26, 2016 11:31 PM (rH4JY) Posted by: buzzion at November 26, 2016 11:32 PM (bMG0w) 366
347 Just got some newfound respect for Gloria Estefan. (Link to HuffPo)
http://tinyurl.com/jy3lh28 Posted by: qdpsteve at November 26, 2016 11:24 PM (u8kLQ) --She still supported President Zero, so fuck her. Posted by: logprof at November 26, 2016 11:32 PM (4yiek) 367
Come writers and critics Who prophesize with your pen And keep your eyes wide The chance won't come again And don't speak too soon For the wheel's still in spin And there's no tellin' who That it's namin' For the loser now Will be later to win For the times they are a-changin'. Posted by: undocumented Bob Dylan at November 26, 2016 11:32 PM (e8kgV) 368
Contents: Birthday, 1 ea., Happy.
SMFH, NCOIC AoS, 1st Horde Armor Batt., Squad ONT. Auth. Trnsfr w/ Hand Salute Only. Contents Perishable, Single Usage. Exp., Midnight. Expedite. That is all. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at November 26, 2016 11:35 PM (v5iqM) 369
"Fidel oppressed and killed like a neighborhood thug...sticks and guns stuff."
Castro wanted to launch the nuclear-tipped Soviet MRBMs which had been covertly installed in Cuba into the continental U.S. interior. And Castro would have, if he had only possessed the launch codes. Khrushchev had prudently held them back. Somewhere between fifteen and forty million Americans would have died as a result. Posted by: torquewrench at November 26, 2016 11:35 PM (noWW6) 370
*via email
Bill Clinton and Ted Kennedy were at a diner near D.C. Waitress: What will you gentlemen be having today? Clinton: I'll have one of those quickies. Kennedy : Uh, Bill. It's a 'quiche' - it's like an egg pie. Clinton: Oh. I'll just have the bacon & eggs. h/t - The Elder God Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 26, 2016 11:35 PM (B5ySB) 371
Everyone, here's the clip I was talking about earlier. Would love to know where this is from.
http://giphy.com/gifs/IsP5aBUEjaxcQ?ref=fbt Posted by: qdpsteve at November 26, 2016 11:35 PM (u8kLQ) 372
MR. OBAMA: DON'T BE BASHFUL; RELEASE THE SECRET PHOTOS OF YOU AND FIDEL FROM YOUR RECENT CUBAN HONEYMOON!
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 26, 2016 11:36 PM (Ndje9) Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 26, 2016 11:36 PM (CRotO) Posted by: qdpsteve at November 26, 2016 11:38 PM (u8kLQ) 375
247 What? Stalin buried the hatchet. In the back of your head...
Posted by: josephistan at November 26, 2016 10:55 PM (7qAYi) Icepick. Posted by: buzzion at November 26, 2016 10:57 PM (bMG0w) Ice axe, actually. Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 26, 2016 11:38 PM (sdi6R) 376
Another comment from ESPN:
I heard that they were going to cremate him....Everyone loves to smoke a Cuban. Posted by: logprof at November 26, 2016 11:39 PM (4yiek) 377
Well, the last thing I remember before I stripped and kneeled Was that trainload of fools bogged down in a magnetic field. A gypsy with a broken flag and a flashing ring Said, "Son, this ain't a dream no more, it's the real thing." Posted by: undocumented Bob Dylan at November 26, 2016 11:39 PM (e8kgV) 378
You know, this place reminds me of Texas in August.
Posted by: Fidel in Hell at November 26, 2016 11:39 PM (nvMvs) 379
Wow. 2016 shaping up to be a pretty bad year for commies Also, about Cubas vaunted literacy. They arent number 1. They are number 4. The 3 above them are all dictatorships too. The kind that have 100 per cent voting Number 1 for literacy? North Korea. North Korea edges out Cuba for literacy In other words They lie Posted by: ThunderB at November 26, 2016 11:39 PM (cy9sE) 380
Steve,
That doesn't look familiar. In fact, it looks like a staged practical joke. A very fucking funny practical joke. Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 26, 2016 11:40 PM (B5ySB) 381
Somebody tell Jesse Jackson and Justin Trudeau; performing a sex act on a corpse is still illegal in this country.
Although Obama still has a few weeks left to "transform" that law, too. Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 26, 2016 11:40 PM (Ndje9) 382
Dayum! My Gatas let me down.
Posted by: Corrine Brown at November 26, 2016 11:40 PM (rH4JY) 383
Chi, alls I knows is I'm not in any hurry to fly for the first time.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 26, 2016 11:42 PM (u8kLQ) 384
315 Was just reading about Amazon's Frankenstein commercial.
Turns out Frank is played by... Brad Garrett, of Everybody Loves Raymond. They did a good job of the makeup, I wouldn't have guessed. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 26, 2016 11:15 PM (u8kLQ) Who played the son of Frank Barone played by Peter Boyle who played Frank in "Young Frankenstein". Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 26, 2016 11:42 PM (1JnAL) 385
*waves to qdpsteve*
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 26, 2016 11:43 PM (CRotO) 386
From this, someone who has never heard of Obama before can conclude that he is a cowardly little pussy.
================= College Students Demand Police Investigate "Suck It Up, Pussies" Post-It Note As Hate Crime: http://tinyurl.com/zfclb9h Posted by: ShainS at November 26, 2016 11:43 PM (mt8X9) 387
Ashley, yup. The circle of life... or of an acting career. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 26, 2016 11:43 PM (u8kLQ) 388
LMAO, also from the ESPN comments:
Johnny Quest " Hey Race, why all the reverence for a man who killed his political enemies and was responsible for turning Miami into the cocaine capital of the world?" "Socialists don't mind using violence, Johnny, to force people to imagine the same things John Lennon imagined." "You mean things like no countries, no religion, no possesions, no heaven, and only the sky above, Race?" "Yes, Johnny. But also things like the no hell, nothing to kill or die for, and no greed or hunger. Imagine all these things, they say, and human existence becomes a brotherhood of Man, living life in peace, for today only, and sharing everything in the world." "But what do you do when too many people want to share something at the same time, Race, and there isn't enough of that something to go around?" "Like seats into Game Seven of the World Series, Johnny?" "Exactly, Race." "You camp out in line the night before, Johnny." "But that's living for tomorrow, not today, Race." "You got it Johnny! That's why you bring along your umbrella in case it rains and your gun in case the Socialists in line figure out things aren't going their way!" (All laugh and Bandit barks) [saving for later debates] Posted by: logprof at November 26, 2016 11:44 PM (4yiek) 389
Hi SMFH.
Was having some fun last night looking at classic movie clips. Remember the famous scene of Craig T. Nelson's boss, watching horrified while the haunted house is *sucked into nothingness* near the end of the movie? I'd like to think Election Eve was like that for Hillary... Posted by: qdpsteve at November 26, 2016 11:44 PM (u8kLQ) 390
(Scene from Poltergeist, that is.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 26, 2016 11:45 PM (u8kLQ) 391
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Wow. 2016 shaping up to be a pretty bad year for commies Also, about Cubas vaunted literacy. They arent number 1. They are number 4. The 3 above them are all dictatorships too. The kind that have 100 per cent voting Number 1 for literacy? North Korea. North Korea edges out Cuba for literacy In other words They lie Posted by: ThunderB at November 26, 2016 11:39 PM (cy9sE) Man if you can't trust totalitarian communist regimes to be honest, then who can you trust? Posted by: buzzion at November 26, 2016 11:46 PM (bMG0w) 392
College Students Demand Police Investigate "Suck It Up, Pussies" Post-It Note As Hate Crime: http://tinyurl.com/zfclb9h
Posted by: ShainS at November 26, 2016 11:43 PM (mt8X9) --- Get the fuck out of my face with that bullshit. BTW, suck it up. Pussies. Posted by: Police STFH over these fucking crybabies at November 26, 2016 11:46 PM (CRotO) 393
386:College Students Demand Police Investigate "Suck It Up, Pussies" Post-It Note As Hate Crime: http://tinyurl.com/zfclb9h
Posted by: ShainS Sure that's not some satire site? Satire and reality often do intersect these days. Posted by: Puddleglum at November 26, 2016 11:46 PM (tT/X6) 394
Who played the son of Frank Barone played by Peter Boyle who played Frank in "Young Frankenstein".
-------- Awesome. Nice catch. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 26, 2016 11:46 PM (ZLQuU) 395
I've made egg pie before and they make a decent version at the cafeteria at work. At work I do bend and say quiche to match their menu listing but I don't do pretentious at home.
Posted by: PaleRider with link to the funeral expense fund for SMFH's Carl at November 26, 2016 11:47 PM (Jen0I) 396
382 Dayum! My Gatas let me down.
Posted by: Corrine Brown at November 26, 2016 11:40 PM (rH4JY) NO GATA!!! Posted by: logprof at November 26, 2016 11:47 PM (4yiek) 397
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Half the voters in this country are the enemy. They are your friends, your family, your neighbors, and the people you work with. Some of them will turn you in for your own good, so you can get proper treatment for your delusions. Others just hate you because they have been programed to do so, and because you are in their way, and they want you gone. Posted by: Kernal Temple at November 26, 2016 11:08 PM (byC4T) Yes, and that's why I cut ties with certain "friends" after the 2012 election. They are the sort who would rat me out to the authorities in exchange for an increase in their chocolate ration. Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 26, 2016 11:47 PM (sdi6R) 398
That awful Frankenstein ad was Apple, not Amazon.
Posted by: logprof at November 26, 2016 11:49 PM (4yiek) 399
Remember the famous scene of Craig T. Nelson's boss, watching horrified while the haunted house is *sucked into nothingness* near the end of the movie?
I'd like to think Election Eve was like that for Hillary... Posted by: qdpsteve at November 26, 2016 11:44 PM (u8kLQ) --- LOL! Poltergeist actually scared me (just a little) when it came out. When a house tells you to GTFO, you git. 'Nuff said. Posted by: Police STFH over these fucking crybabies at November 26, 2016 11:49 PM (CRotO) 400
STFH, yup! It creeped me a bit too the first time.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 26, 2016 11:49 PM (u8kLQ) 401
Here's the clip again.
Looks like a commercial. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rViPLlmhxXE Not to be a dick, although I am good at it, but it says right in the video and on the YouTube page that it's from Handel Bank. They're a swedish bank, or so the interwebz tell me. Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 26, 2016 11:50 PM (IcT7t) 402
I loved the 1982 version of Poltergeist.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 26, 2016 11:50 PM (tHwdc) 403
If quiche is pronounced keesh then why is it spell quiche?
Posted by: Kernal Temple at November 26, 2016 11:12 PM (byC4T) You ask good questions. I forget what your previous post was about, cracked me up, but yur a funny dude, Posted by: Farmer at November 26, 2016 11:50 PM (o/90i) 404
TV snow still creeps me out.
Posted by: Police STFH over these fucking crybabies at November 26, 2016 11:50 PM (CRotO) Posted by: Police STFH over these fucking crybabies at November 26, 2016 11:50 PM (CRotO) 406
Poltergeist actually scared me (just a little) when it came out.
When a house tells you to GTFO, you git. 'Nuff said. Posted by: Police STFH over these fucking crybabies at November 26, 2016 11:49 PM (CRotO) --SMFH, have you seen Stranger Things on Netflix? Definitely an homage to Poltergeist. Great series. Posted by: logprof at November 26, 2016 11:51 PM (4yiek) 407
398 That awful Frankenstein ad was Apple, not Amazon.
Posted by: logprof at November 26, 2016 11:49 PM (4yiek) Saw it on Thanksgiving with the family. My comment was "Someone should light a torch," my Brother-in-Law said that "Wouldn't it have been funny if there was mob with pitchforks and hoes coming in from the side." Posted by: buzzion at November 26, 2016 11:52 PM (bMG0w) 408
376 Another comment from ESPN:
I heard that they were going to cremate him....Everyone loves to smoke a Cuban. Posted by: logprof at November 26, 2016 11:39 PM (4yiek) ------------------------- Can you link that article---the one with the comments? I can't seem to find it at espn dot com. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 26, 2016 11:52 PM (Nox3c) 409
Miley, me too. :-) It plays like a comedy IMHO.
Blanco, didn't figure out it was a commercial until I found the original clip on YouTube. :-) logprof, gotta check that out. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 26, 2016 11:52 PM (u8kLQ) Posted by: Police STFH over these fucking crybabies at November 26, 2016 11:53 PM (CRotO) 411
People jumping out of an airplane makes me want to open a savings account.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 26, 2016 11:53 PM (IqV8l) 412
Here's the clip again.
Looks like a commercial. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rViPLlmhxXE Not to be a dick, although I am good at it, but it says right in the video and on the YouTube page that it's from Handel Bank. They're a swedish bank, or so the interwebz tell me. Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 26, 2016 11:50 PM (IcT7t) Yes, it's Handelsbanken. "Now everyone can get a parachute agreement" (as in "golden parachute") Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 26, 2016 11:53 PM (tHwdc) 413
Can you link that article---the one with the comments?
I can't seem to find it at espn dot com. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 26, 2016 11:52 PM (Nox3c) --Go to the link in the post above, then scroll to the bottom and click Comments (Facebook only if you want to contribute). It's anti-SJW gold. Posted by: logprof at November 26, 2016 11:54 PM (4yiek) 414
I was over at The People's Cube reading Oleg Atbashian's account of being arrested for putting up anti-terrorism posters at George Mason University:
https://tinyurl.com/hbl9o9c The people who protested on campuses in the 60s and 70s are firmly in charge now, and they don't put up with that shit. Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 26, 2016 11:54 PM (sdi6R) 415
Yes, it's Handelsbanken. "Now everyone can get a parachute agreement" (as in "golden parachute")
You speak scandi? Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 26, 2016 11:54 PM (IcT7t) 416
Robyn Adele Anderson has a giant cliff to climb to surpass the *schwwwwiiing*iness of the Blurred Lines cover.
Great googly moogly, can she pull off jean shorts and a bluegrass song. Posted by: cowgirl fan at November 26, 2016 11:55 PM (wpC7C) 417
Funny how people would use inner tubes and rickety makeshift rafts to escape Cuba, but never did the same thing to try getting to Cuba.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 26, 2016 11:55 PM (0mRoj) 418
Miley, thanks for translating it!
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 26, 2016 11:56 PM (u8kLQ) 419
413--Go to the link in the post above, then scroll to the bottom and click Comments (Facebook only if you want to contribute). It's anti-SJW gold.
Posted by: logprof at November 26, 2016 11:54 PM (4yiek) ---------------------- Thanks! Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 26, 2016 11:56 PM (Nox3c) 420
Funny how people would use inner tubes and rickety makeshift rafts to escape Cuba, but never did the same thing to try getting to Cuba. Posted by: Insomniac Notice that the people fleeing Haiti never went to Cuba even though it's a lot closer than Florida. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 26, 2016 11:57 PM (IqV8l) 421
Javisst, jag talar flytande svenska.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 26, 2016 11:57 PM (tHwdc) 422
416 Robyn Adele Anderson has a giant cliff to climb to surpass the *schwwwwiiing*iness of the Blurred Lines cover.
Great googly moogly, can she pull off jean shorts and a bluegrass song. Posted by: cowgirl fan at November 26, 2016 11:55 PM (wpC7C) Here she is in lingerie performing with "The Skivvies" https://youtu.be/l7vHSh1PVhw Posted by: buzzion at November 26, 2016 11:58 PM (bMG0w) 423
The poster is way wrong. Tree rings can't tell you many things, but they can tell you how many years before Hillary will get to run again for President. That's the consensus view of Science.
Posted by: MTF at November 26, 2016 11:58 PM (GTgMm) 424
Javisst, jag talar flytande svenska.
Well, crap, now I can't run around saying, "Bork! Bork! Bork!" like the Swedish Chef anymore. Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 26, 2016 11:59 PM (IcT7t) 425
I didn't see a link, so I looked it up.
Apple's Frankenstein commercial : https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aFPcsYGriEs Cute. Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 27, 2016 12:00 AM (B5ySB) Posted by: logprof at November 27, 2016 12:01 AM (4yiek) 427
422: further "research" has also discovered Morgan James in lingerie performing with The Skivvies.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 27, 2016 12:02 AM (tT/X6) 428
Chi and SMFH.....
If only fallin/kicked into/tried to jump over was the problem......."stop,drop, and roll" is still taught round here...heh. The high octane tickles the creative section, in addition to the stupid/brave, "good idea at the time" part of the brain...... So "sword fightin" with 10ft branches that are a third on fire sounds fun. (I'm imbidin the octane too, so I can see their point....be wicked cool visuals, etc...) But that shit is playin with fire....literally. So, no-go. Now....drag racin thru the mudhole in CanAms.....perfectly good fun. 5 point safety features mitigate octane much more effectively. Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 27, 2016 12:03 AM (NvweJ) 429
410 Yes I did, logprof.
Watched it with Carl. He liked it more than me, but it was ok. Posted by: Police STFH over these fucking crybabies at November 26, 2016 11:53 PM (CRotO) --It was not 100% chronologically perfect, but it was still very evocative of the '80s, which I loved. Only The Americans beats it on that score. Posted by: logprof at November 27, 2016 12:03 AM (4yiek) 430
427 422: further "research" has also discovered Morgan James in lingerie performing with The Skivvies.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 27, 2016 12:02 AM (tT/X6) Oh yes, I linked those a few weeks back. Posted by: buzzion at November 27, 2016 12:03 AM (bMG0w) 431
Elect me or I'll release the video from 2005 of Janet Reno, Janet Napolitano, and me performing 3 girls 1 cup. It would be right up the Horde's alley.
Posted by: Hillary powering through Kuru at November 27, 2016 12:03 AM (uhGSf) 432
Happy day, Castro is dead, president elect Trump is hitting them outa the park, Hillary will never be president. My birthday, Lots of things make me a happy camper today.
Posted by: USNtakim at November 27, 2016 12:03 AM (hMqvx) 433
Well, crap, now I can't run around saying, "Bork! Bork! Bork!" like the Swedish Chef anymore.
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 26, 2016 11:59 PM (IcT7t) Sure you can! I lived there for 9 years - by the time I left I was cussing out my hubby like a Swedish fishwife. But I'm too lazy to get the Swedish letters on my keyboard. Back in 1996, a geek set me up so I could alternate back and forth. Or forth and back, as they say in Sweden. You really do have to go forth before you can go back, right? Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 27, 2016 12:03 AM (tHwdc) 434
414 I was over at The People's Cube reading Oleg Atbashian's account of being arrested for putting up anti-terrorism posters at George Mason University:
https://tinyurl.com/hbl9o9c The people who protested on campuses in the 60s and 70s are firmly in charge now, and they don't put up with that shit. Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 26, 2016 11:54 PM (sdi6R) And they have the gall to call US fascists. Dickbags. Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2016 12:04 AM (0mRoj) 435
Notice that the people fleeing Haiti never went to Cuba even though it's a lot closer than Florida.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 26, 2016 11:57 PM (IqV8l) Heh. Good point. Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2016 12:05 AM (0mRoj) 436
I did love the 80s nostalgia.
I have yet to watch The Americans, but from the synopsis and few trailers I've watched, not my cup of tea. Commies infiltrating the highest levers of power in America hits a bit too close to home. Posted by: Police STFH over these fucking crybabies at November 27, 2016 12:05 AM (CRotO) 437
Off silly sock.
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 27, 2016 12:06 AM (CRotO) Posted by: Justin Trudeau, Canadian Moral Dwarf at November 27, 2016 12:06 AM (Ndje9) 439
Time for bed. Good night Horde
Posted by: josephistan at November 27, 2016 12:06 AM (7qAYi) Posted by: HRC at November 27, 2016 12:06 AM (BO/km) 441
431 Elect me or I'll release the video from 2005 of Janet Reno, Janet Napolitano, and me performing 3 girls 1 cup. It would be right up the Horde's alley.
Posted by: Hillary powering through Kuru at November 27, 2016 12:03 AM (uhGSf) --- Fuck you bitch. You really have no clue how the Internet works. And there are some levels even we will refuse to sink to. Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 27, 2016 12:07 AM (CRotO) 442
Morgan James also performs with The Skivvies, and well too.
Posted by: MTF at November 27, 2016 12:07 AM (GTgMm) 443
Here she is in lingerie performing with "The Skivvies"
https://youtu.be/l7vHSh1PVhw I didn't hear it in there, but Workin' double-time On the seduction line is among the greatest bits of poetry ever written. Posted by: full of scorpions is my mind at November 27, 2016 12:07 AM (wpC7C) Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 27, 2016 12:08 AM (CRotO) 445
Posted by: USNtakim at November 27, 2016 12:03 AM (hMqvx)
Happy birthday! You're in excellent company! Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 27, 2016 12:09 AM (i6Bi+) 446
>>You really do have to go forth before you can go back, right?
I usually let the 3rd guy go in the back. Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 27, 2016 12:09 AM (UD0Gq) 447
I'd say the comments are about 499-1 against the Castro hagiography at ESPN.
Posted by: logprof at November 27, 2016 12:10 AM (4yiek) Posted by: USNtakim at November 27, 2016 12:10 AM (hMqvx) 449
Yes doctor, I am unreasonably happy. It all started on election day...
Posted by: MTF at November 27, 2016 12:10 AM (GTgMm) 450
Thanks, Squid.
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 27, 2016 12:11 AM (CRotO) 451
We're coming to the edge, running on the water, coming through the fog, your sons and daughters. Let the river run, let all the dreamers wake the nation. Come, the New Jerusalem. Posted by: undocumented illegal alien at November 27, 2016 12:11 AM (e8kgV) 452
Happy shadenboner!
Posted by: USNtakim at November 27, 2016 12:11 AM (hMqvx) 453
ESPN is the Penskey Spice Network. Fuck 'em. Seriously, just don't watch. Sooner or later ABC will get the message and fire everyone.
Posted by: MTF at November 27, 2016 12:12 AM (GTgMm) 454
Interesting factoid - the first time I ever heard of George Soros was during the great run on the Swedish crown. Rates went as high as 500% for a few days as they tried to defend the value. This was back in 1992, I believe. We had a variable-rate mortgage and we were shitting bricks.
George Soros has been a bad dude in my panoply of bad guys for 24 years. You can imagine my shock when I found out my oldest friend's brother worked for him before we went "dark" and got out of the lines of business requiring oversight. Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 27, 2016 12:13 AM (tHwdc) 455
This recount shit they're doing is outright rebellion.
Part of me wants to see them smell the fear and stop right now. The other part of me wants to see them just obliviously plow on ahead. I won't have to do much, being here in Texas. But, I've no doubt that a couple million jobless industrial workers in the Rust Belt can lay an ass whoopin' on 'em that be heard down here on the Gulf Coast. That ass whuppin' is long, long overdue. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at November 27, 2016 12:13 AM (v5iqM) 456
I'd say the comments are about 499-1 against the Castro hagiography at ESPN.
For $13.2 million and a new Bugatti Sexarossa with the optional mud-flaps, I will challenge this result. Posted by: Dr! Jill! Stein! 2016! at November 27, 2016 12:13 AM (wpC7C) 457
*looks down 'tween her legs*
yeah, about that... Giddy clitty is about as close to a shadenboner I'm gonna get. Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 27, 2016 12:13 AM (CRotO) 458
Question, can you boycott somthing you never wached?
Posted by: USNtakim at November 27, 2016 12:13 AM (hMqvx) 459
Fun fact:
I was born in Cuba (really!) When I learned to crawl, I grabbed an icepick, put on a fresh cotton diaper, and headed out northwest. Unfortunately, the Marines at the gate wouldn't let me pass through. I could've taken that despot out in 1967. Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 27, 2016 12:14 AM (B5ySB) 460
Before Soros went "dark" I mean.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 27, 2016 12:14 AM (tHwdc) 461
453 ESPN is the Penskey Spice Network. Fuck 'em. Seriously, just don't watch. Sooner or later ABC will get the message and fire everyone.
Posted by: MTF at November 27, 2016 12:12 AM (GTgMm) --I have to hand it to the ESPN audience, though: Probably most just want their sports without homilies from the SJW pulpit, and they rightfully rejected the Gospel of Fidel handed down to them by their ecclesiastical betters. Posted by: logprof at November 27, 2016 12:15 AM (4yiek) 462
Let's not forget the Cuban exiles celebrating in Florida.
In 2000, they were the reason GWB was elected instead of Al Gore, Jr because of Elian Gonzalez. In 2016, they rejected Hillary! because of "Wet foot, dry foot" implemented in 1994 by Billy Jeff in hopes of normalizing relations with Cuba. It was a change in policy of the US, before that, any Cuban found in US territorial waters was brought to the US and given a chance at becoming a citizen. After the policy, the Cubans could only get on that path if they made it to US dry soil. If they were intercepted at sea, they were sent back to Cuba. Funny how the Dems use every possible resource to send Cubans back but won't do shit for the border with Mexico. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 27, 2016 12:15 AM (1JnAL) 463
I was totally wrong about SNL. This is a repeat from earlier this year and the liberal smugness about the impending Hillary win is pure awesome.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 27, 2016 12:16 AM (/tuJf) 464
I now change my required ESPN comment challenge funding to $65.5 million.
Also, qty one (1) Gulfstream 650 and crew. Posted by: Dr! Jill! Stein! 2016! at November 27, 2016 12:16 AM (wpC7C) Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 27, 2016 12:16 AM (CRotO) 466
Funny how people would use inner tubes and rickety makeshift rafts to escape Cuba, but never did the same thing to try getting to Cuba.
Castro fostered a wonderful creativity. Posted by: Zombie Fidel at November 27, 2016 12:18 AM (29QcC) 467
458 Question, can you boycott somthing you never wached?
Posted by: USNtakim at November 27, 2016 12:13 AM (hMqvx) --It's also hard for me to boycott ESPN, since my cable is free with my rent. I do know that my dad does not have any sports chennels in his cable package. Posted by: logprof at November 27, 2016 12:18 AM (4yiek) 468
I love the way ESPN praises Castro for the way he used sports to build up national pride in Cuba.
My, my, those lefties love flag-waving "nationalism" whenever it comes from a nation they actually like. When it comes from Americans, it's OMGHITLER!!!11!!! Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 27, 2016 12:19 AM (Nox3c) 469
Giddy clitty is about as close to a shadenboner I'm gonna get.
I was gonna go all "pics or it didn't happen" but then I remembered your other car is an Abrams tank. Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 27, 2016 12:19 AM (IcT7t) 470
My brother just came home with a presentation book of the Freemasons (the one you get when you join). I'm going to have to look that over.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 27, 2016 12:20 AM (tHwdc) 471
lol Blanco.
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 27, 2016 12:20 AM (CRotO) 472
Probably most just want their sports without homilies from the SJW pulpit, and they rightfully rejected the Gospel of Fidel handed down to them by their ecclesiastical betters.
================================= This must frustrate them all to hell, that Americans just won't come to their senses and worship at the lefty alter. Must be racism, or bible clingery Posted by: MTF at November 27, 2016 12:20 AM (GTgMm) 473
Sigh, I hope that Cuba doesn't lose its nostalgic charm with Comrade Fidel now gone.
Posted by: That's DR. Jill Stein at November 27, 2016 12:21 AM (1JnAL) 474
SMFH....
Bookmarked the link. Will contribute Sunday. A "worthy causes" portal/thread, something would be Outstanding here. Help those that are worth it....submitted by the Horde of Compassion. (That's y'all btw....the prayers offered, the kindness shown, the strength shared....) Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 27, 2016 12:21 AM (NvweJ) 475
470. Miley, no need for that. Just dull old stuff, really.
**shifty eyes. Raises hands with elbows at waist level.....*** Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 27, 2016 12:22 AM (wUClZ) 476
Giddy clitty is about as close to a shadenboner I'm gonna get.
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 27, 2016 12:13 AM (CRotO) While "Giddyup Clitty" sounds fun in concept, then there's that whole "hang on for 8 seconds thing", and that kind of shuts it down before it starts, y'know? Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at November 27, 2016 12:22 AM (v5iqM) 477
Thank you, Hillbillyking.
The 'Horde takes the kindness of strangers (or long-distance friends you have yet to meet) to an insane level. And yes, it does get dusty at times... Damn allergies. Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 27, 2016 12:23 AM (CRotO) 478
You really do have to go forth before you can go back, right?
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 27, 2016 12:03 AM (tHwdc) Actually, in Scotland you have to go to the Forth to get to the Firth. But they have a nice bridge there, so it is worth the trip. Posted by: Kindltot at November 27, 2016 12:23 AM (vU79J) 479
My, how the SJW's are being brought low.
Ashley Judd (the real one and not her puffy scamper) was just on TV selling socks. Socks with special gripper soles, but still, selling socks. Posted by: MTF at November 27, 2016 12:23 AM (GTgMm) 480
While "Giddyup Clitty" sounds fun in concept, then there's that whole "hang on for 8 seconds thing", and that kind of shuts it down before it starts, y'know?
Jim Sunk New Dawn ---------------- You can last the whole eight second?!?! Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 27, 2016 12:24 AM (B5ySB) Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 27, 2016 12:24 AM (CRotO) Posted by: MTF at November 27, 2016 12:26 AM (GTgMm) 483
You can last the whole eight second?!?!
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 27, 2016 12:24 AM (B5ySB) Aw, pshaw. Eight seconds, nothing to it. Four rides, two seconds each. Oxygen and CPR between rides, of course. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at November 27, 2016 12:26 AM (v5iqM) 484
470. As I say, just mythology and hisroy.
***tugs ar right earlobe, touches nose with left index finger.*** Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 27, 2016 12:27 AM (wUClZ) 485
482 Here, for your viewing pleasure is Ashley Judd and her special socks
https://ispot.tv/a/AXQy Posted by: MTF at November 27, 2016 12:26 AM (GTgMm) --- Special socks from a "special" girl. How fitting. Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 27, 2016 12:27 AM (CRotO) 486
455 This recount shit they're doing is outright rebellion.
Posted by: Jim at November 27, 2016 12:13 AM (v5iqM) I said in the last thread that it used to be universally understood that trying to overturn the results of a democratic election was the act of a tyrant. How many people in America still know that? How many simply want to get their own way no matter what it takes? Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 27, 2016 12:27 AM (sdi6R) 487
While "Giddyup Clitty" sounds fun in concept, then there's that whole "hang on for 8 seconds thing", and that kind of shuts it down before it starts, y'know?
Jim Sunk New Dawn ---------------- You can last the whole eight second?!?! Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 27, 2016 12:24 AM OK, WTF? Please refer a slow Moron to what this referring to. I'm intrigued. Posted by: Farmer at November 27, 2016 12:28 AM (o/90i) 488
The only time I watch ESPN is when they have bowling on. And that's not all that many dates. The rest of the time I don't even bother watching those idiots. And if they put the PBA tournaments on any other channel, I would watch there. And the reason the PBA puts it on ESPN and not CBS Sports or Fox Sports is the number of eyeballs the channel brings.
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 27, 2016 12:29 AM (9iR5/) Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 27, 2016 12:30 AM (wUClZ) 490
It started at #457, Farmer.
Not exactly sure what comment that response was for - I was just riffing. Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 27, 2016 12:30 AM (B5ySB) 491
How many people in America still know that? How many simply want to get their own way no matter what it takes?
Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 27, 2016 12:27 AM (sdi6R) --- Pretty fucking sure it's not as many as those of us that will form an impregnable wall, with our newly-found guns dredged from the world's lakes, saying, "Not today. Go home before you get hurt." Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 27, 2016 12:30 AM (CRotO) 492
Almost forgot, AAR from my brother, Psycho's, visit.
Turley eaten, beer drank. Fixed the sliding glass door, damn thing now glides like it's supposed to. More beer drank, burgers eaten, then ice cream sandwiches since it was 81 degrees. Lesson learned, buy the biggest wheels that fit on the door the first trip to Home Despot. Then you won't have to take the slider in and out 6 times before it'll work right. Oh, and buy more beer. Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 27, 2016 12:31 AM (IcT7t) 493
Chi,
452 Happy shadenboner! Posted by: USNtakim at November 27, 2016 12:11 AM (hMqvx) Plus, with all the boners here, felt kinda left out... It's almost like...Non-boner shaming! Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 27, 2016 12:32 AM (CRotO) 494
I missed the hobbies thread last weekend, so I didn't get to tell about book binding.
So, I'm back to binding books. It really isn't as exciting as it sounds. Posted by: Kindltot at November 27, 2016 12:33 AM (vU79J) Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2016 12:33 AM (0mRoj) Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 27, 2016 12:33 AM (IcT7t) 497
LOL
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 27, 2016 12:34 AM (CRotO) 498
495
So, I'm back to binding books. Sounds kinky. Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2016 12:33 AM (0mRoj) Are they full of women? Posted by: Mitt Romney at November 27, 2016 12:34 AM (bMG0w) Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 27, 2016 12:34 AM (CRotO) 500
488 The only time I watch ESPN is when they have bowling on...
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue ------------------ "What do you do for recreation?" "Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback." Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 27, 2016 12:34 AM (B5ySB) 501
496 It's almost like...Non-boner shaming!
Says the lady with the 120mm smooth bore "gun". Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 27, 2016 12:33 AM (IcT7t) Not touching that one, nope, not gonna do it. Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2016 12:34 AM (0mRoj) 502
Bth, if you're in here: hunt down a copy of Yojimbo and watch it after you watch "A Fistful of Dollars". I think you'll be surprised how similar the movies are...
Posted by: Jackal at November 27, 2016 12:36 AM (NiR1r) Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 27, 2016 12:37 AM (IcT7t) Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 27, 2016 12:37 AM (CRotO) 505
502. Same movie.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 27, 2016 12:37 AM (wUClZ) 506
The Decision Desk/Buzzfeed article about Trump in the Rust Belt is a great read.
Posted by: logprof at November 27, 2016 12:37 AM (4yiek) 507
Farmer, an eight second ride basically refers to bull riding. If you can keep your seat for eight seconds, you're doing great. I used to do a bit of riding in my younger days right up until I got bucked off one time and broke my tail bone. Couldn't sit down for about six weeks. That's when I decided I was too old for that stuff. I had a younger friend that got beat up real bad. They removed his spleen, his liver was lacerated, and he had six broken ribs, one of which punctured his lung. He never rode again.
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 27, 2016 12:37 AM (9iR5/) 508
My brother just came home with a presentation book of the Freemasons (the one you get when you join). I'm going to have to look that over.
Posted by: Miley --------- Pfft. Petty stuff. Posted by: The Rosicrucians at November 27, 2016 12:37 AM (ysprU) 509
So, I'm back to binding books.
I think George Smiley's wife was into this in one of the novels. She then left him. Posted by: John LeCarre is kind of quite a dick at November 27, 2016 12:38 AM (wpC7C) 510
Posted by: Kindltot at November 27, 2016 12:33 AM (vU79J)
I do the hillbilly version of bookbinding; I make journals using bookbinding techniques. I make signatures, then I make covers out of a base of the cardboard from cereal boxes and such. I enjoy it, and have fun purtying them up. It's all very luxe and refined, as you can imagine! Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 27, 2016 12:38 AM (i6Bi+) 511
Anyone in front of that thing when it goes off is certainly screwed.
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 27, 2016 12:37 AM (IcT7t) --- In EVERY direction. Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 27, 2016 12:38 AM (CRotO) 512
Alrighty folks, time for me to contemplate the inner surface of my eyelids for the next few hours.
Hasta la nite nite, Horde! Happy Birthday SMFH & USN! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at November 27, 2016 12:39 AM (v5iqM) 513
508. Bah! Where's your CR now?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 27, 2016 12:40 AM (wUClZ) 514
Niters Jim : )
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 27, 2016 12:40 AM (CRotO) 515
Hollywood leftists will be the new boat people as they flee Trump's America to Caribbean on islands in risky voyages on yachts with lite supplies of imported wine. Tell me they aren't brave souls.
Posted by: Ripley at November 27, 2016 12:40 AM (NbRJx) Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 27, 2016 12:41 AM (CRotO) 517
He never rode again.
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue --------------- Amarillo by Morning Amarillo by mornin' Up from San Antone Everything that I got Is just what I've got on When that sun is high in that Texas sky I'll be buckin' at the county fair Amarillo by mornin' Amarillo, I'll be there They took my saddle in Houston Broke my leg in Santa Fe I lost my wife and a girlfriend Somewhere along the way But I'll be lookin' for 8 when they pull that gate And I hope that judge ain't blind Amarillo by mornin' Amarillo's on my mind Amarillo by mornin' Up from San Antone Everything that I got Is just what I've got on I ain't got a dime but what I got is mine I ain't rich but Lord I'm free Amarillo by mornin' Amarillo's where I'll be Amarillo by mornin' Amarillo's where I'll be Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 27, 2016 12:42 AM (ysprU) 518
Posted by: logprof at November 27, 2016 12:37 AM (4yiek)
On its own, yes it was. As a part of CAC's..... I dunno, ouvre isn't the correct term, but what I mean is, if you go back and read some of his other stuff, or the interviews he gave earlier in the year, it's a little odd. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 27, 2016 12:42 AM (i6Bi+) 519
Thanks Chi
I bowled well tonight. 678 series. 200, 211, 268. No flashbacks. Me and another guy on the league are fighting for high average. Less than a pin apart. It's fun. Not bad for a sixty four year old guy bowling against a guy in his thirties. Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 27, 2016 12:42 AM (9iR5/) 520
Hollywood leftists will be the new boat people as they flee Trump's America to Caribbean on islands in risky voyages on yachts with lite supplies of imported wine. Tell me they aren't brave souls.
Posted by: Ripley at November 27, 2016 12:40 AM (NbRJx) ====== They aren't going anywhere. As per usual, they will stay here and just keep bitching. Posted by: Flyboy at November 27, 2016 12:42 AM (L+dg+) Posted by: The Pentavirate at November 27, 2016 12:42 AM (wpC7C) 522
'night, Jim!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 27, 2016 12:43 AM (i6Bi+) 523
494 I missed the hobbies thread last weekend, so I didn't get to tell about book binding.
So, I'm back to binding books. Posted by: Kindltot at November 27, 2016 12:33 AM (vU79J) ----------------------- The Chinese invented book-binding, you know. Yes, they used to bind books to keep them from growing. They liked dainty, little books. This is a fact. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 27, 2016 12:43 AM (Nox3c) 524
505: Yeah, I know. But I don't know if he did! Those two movies though illustrate how westerns and jidai geki flicks are really the same genre with different settings. Which makes since because Akira Kurisowa was HEAVILY influenced by John Ford westerns as well as pulp novels. Yojimbo was actually adapted from a Dashell Hammet novel, Red Harvest, which had a prohibition era mob setting. The same basic story but three different settings.
Posted by: Jackal at November 27, 2016 12:44 AM (NiR1r) 525
Trudeau deserves every bit off mocking. and yes, people got off some zingers They twitter hash has him quoted as saying about another issue, "We shouldn't call honor killings barbaric." He's a more handsome version of Obama, but possibly more ignorant.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 27, 2016 12:44 AM (tOcW/) 526
Michael Moore on a dinghy is vastly amusing to think about for some reason...
It supposed to be little man in the boat. Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 27, 2016 12:44 AM (IcT7t) 527
Hey, Horde. Wow, what a Thanksgiving. Was great to have almost all my family there, but without Dad it was weird. My sister has always been one to inflict her emotions on everyone. Many years ago, I gave her the Dennis Prager CD set about happiness, and I told her she needs to listen to them again. Anyone listened to those, or the happiness hours? I find there's a lot of wisdom in that. But she just thinks I'm mean. I think my whole family thinks I'm mean. Because I'm conservative. I try to explain, but... you know.
Posted by: kalneva at November 27, 2016 12:44 AM (vhW1R) Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 27, 2016 12:44 AM (CRotO) 529
Close tags in the nic FTW!
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 27, 2016 12:44 AM (IcT7t) 530
LOL, MdV!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 27, 2016 12:45 AM (i6Bi+) 531
Thanks MH
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 27, 2016 12:45 AM (CRotO) 532
Nice video with Amarillo By Morning:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/jolf4z2 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 27, 2016 12:45 AM (ysprU) 533
Tammy, I make signatures from printer paper and sew them up with waxed dental floss, and then rip apart 3-ring binders for the heavy cardboard to make the cases.
I glue the cloth onto the boards with either a paste or white glue, and use a heavier paper for the end papers. I also have this batch of calf-skin to do the spines on when I want to do something more substantial feeling I found a couple of yards of this lovely material for the cover cloth, and I buy odd-end fabric also at garage sales and flea markets. My goal is to make commercial grade journals. Once I do that I can start playing with actual books. Posted by: Kindltot at November 27, 2016 12:46 AM (vU79J) Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 27, 2016 12:46 AM (B5ySB) 535
My father just signed up for the genetic test from 23&me. It told him the expected, Scandi, and the unexpected, we carry more Neanderthal gene bits than the usual customer. I guess that's what happens up in the cold north on a lonely weekend night at the cave-bar.
Posted by: MTF at November 27, 2016 12:46 AM (GTgMm) 536
I wonder why an Obama official would say that about the recounts?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 27, 2016 12:47 AM (tOcW/) 537
Handsome? Justin T. looks and sounds like he's suffering from some kind of permanent medium-grade stroke.
Posted by: mebbe that's what the ladies like, though at November 27, 2016 12:47 AM (wpC7C) 538
518 Posted by: logprof at November 27, 2016 12:37 AM (4yiek)
On its own, yes it was. As a part of CAC's..... I dunno, ouvre isn't the correct term, but what I mean is, if you go back and read some of his other stuff, or the interviews he gave earlier in the year, it's a little odd. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 27, 2016 12:42 AM (i6Bi+) Did he manage to refrain from calling Trump voters racist in it this time? Posted by: Mitt Romney at November 27, 2016 12:47 AM (bMG0w) 539
Fenelon!
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 27, 2016 12:48 AM (CRotO) 540
Mike, Chris Ledoux had an even better song called "Hooked on and eight second ride"
http://tinyurl.com/ju7c6hc Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 27, 2016 12:49 AM (9iR5/) 541
504 Awww, come on Insomniac.
You're not scared...are you? Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 27, 2016 12:37 AM (CRotO) Just exercising some discretion. Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2016 12:49 AM (0mRoj) Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 27, 2016 12:49 AM (CRotO) 543
The top picture with the cat and the toilet paper is hysterical. I feel sorry for the cats stuck in things. It's kind of amusing but I'd hate to have my head stuck in something which I couldn't get out of.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 27, 2016 12:50 AM (tOcW/) 544
Dear Santa,
Please bring me the deed to this: http://preview.tinyurl.com/h5dhe4y (nsf wallet) Thanks Blanco Basura Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 27, 2016 12:50 AM (IcT7t) 545
*Climbs out of turret*
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 27, 2016 12:50 AM (CRotO) 546
/binders full of women sock
Posted by: buzzion at November 27, 2016 12:50 AM (bMG0w) 547
Farmer, an eight second ride basically refers to bull riding. If you can keep your seat for eight seconds, you're doing great. I used to do a bit of riding in my younger days right up until I got bucked off one time and broke my tail bone...
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 27, 2016 12:37 Ho Lee Crap. Sounds like a fun thing, till you have to pay later in life. I'm only 61 but genetics and choices make a difference. DOB, aren't you going in to an ablation soon? Posted by: Farmer at November 27, 2016 12:50 AM (o/90i) 548
526 Michael Moore on a dinghy is vastly amusing to think about for some reason...
It supposed to be little man in the boat. Fat Man and the Sea was a failed sequel idea from Earnest Hemingway. Posted by: Puddleglum at November 27, 2016 12:50 AM (tT/X6) 549
" Micheal Moore wants to know why the Dems couldn't run someone who is 'beloved' -- just saw on Gutfeld.
Posted by: Mallfly suPreme " Too late, the left's beloved Castro is dead. Posted by: Ripley at November 27, 2016 12:51 AM (NbRJx) 550
Posted by: mebbe that's what the ladies like, though at November 27, 2016 12:47 AM (wpC7C)
I've rarely heard him talk so I don't have that to distract me. He's handsome in a male model sort of way. I'm sure his looks helped get him elected, along with his last name of course Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 27, 2016 12:51 AM (tOcW/) 551
Old Blue.
Damn. That's impressive. Good for you, man. I really suck. Happy as a pig in shit if I can crack 200. And it's been a long while. You recognize the quote??? That is definitely in the "desert island" top 10 of movies for me. Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 27, 2016 12:52 AM (B5ySB) 552
545 *Climbs out of turret*
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 27, 2016 12:50 AM (CRotO) You see, people? I consider myself vindicated. Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2016 12:53 AM (0mRoj) 553
Ian Tyson wrote a nice rodeo tune too, 'Someday Soon'
There have been covers, of course, but I prefer Tyson and Fricker's version http://tinyurl.com/j5a9q3v Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 27, 2016 12:53 AM (ysprU) 554
Crap.
The Pastor is here. Everybody put your pants on! Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 27, 2016 12:54 AM (B5ySB) 555
527 --- Anyone listened to those, or the happiness hours?
Posted by: kalneva at November 27, 2016 12:44 AM (vhW1R) ------------------------ I've listened to many of the happiness hours. Good stuff. I can't imagine anyone being angry or thinking you "mean" for sharing them. After all, they contain wisdom that can help ANYONE of any walk of life or political persuasion. Of course, some people don't WANT to be happier. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 27, 2016 12:54 AM (Nox3c) 556
I can't bowl worth a damn. Of course, I can count on the fingers of one hand the number of times I've gone bowling. Might have something to do with it.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2016 12:54 AM (0mRoj) 557
Posted by: kalneva at November 27, 2016 12:44 AM (vhW1R)
Dennis Prager is my favorite political commentator for his wisdom and kindness. Mark Steyn is brilliant and makes me laugh. I used to have long car trips back and forth from one of the churches and enjoyed listening to Steyn. I don't know what radio channel and time he's on now. Holidays are very hard after a loved one has died. I will continue to keep you in prayer. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 27, 2016 12:55 AM (tOcW/) 558
DOB, aren't you going in to an ablation soon?
Posted by: Farmer at November 27, 2016 12:50 AM (o/90i) Yes, Wednesday morning. Jim from Galveston said a prayer for me and my wife last night that brought tears to my eyes. Fenelon too. I want to meet these people in real life and give both of them hugs. And the rest of the Horde too whose best wishes have been a God send. Thanks to all of you. Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 27, 2016 12:55 AM (9iR5/) 559
I wonder why an Obama official would say that about the recounts?
I wonder if Hillary's getting a one-way to the funeral? I mean, it's bound to be hotter than 70 degrees down in Havana. She'll burn up in no time. Posted by: t-bird at November 27, 2016 12:55 AM (/wWB4) 560
Blanco,
Get him to bring me the deed to this while you're at it: http://www.hawaiilife.com/mls/big+island/295707?page=2 Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 27, 2016 12:55 AM (CRotO) 561
Posted by: Kindltot at November 27, 2016 12:46 AM (vU79J)
Oooh, nice!!! I would love to see your work, truly, especially your cloth covers. I don't aspire to anything commercial grade; mine tend to be Christmas journals, gardening journals, and just regular ol' writing-down-your-thoughts journals of a decidedly NOT commercial nature. I make them as gifts. Have you ever heard of junk journals? Mine are basically those. I have a love of ephemera, fancy packaging and graphic art in general, and have really enjoyed mucking about with all the bits and bobs I've saved over the years. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 27, 2016 12:55 AM (i6Bi+) 562
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 27, 2016 12:54 AM (B5ySB)
It's o.k. I'm not wearing pants. :^) (I have a nightgown on) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 27, 2016 12:56 AM (tOcW/) 563
Any other broth - I mean, 'rons - wanna tell Miley I'm on the level about this?
Heh.... Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 27, 2016 12:30 AM (wUClZ) I'll know who to ask if I need clarification, Uncle! Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 27, 2016 12:56 AM (tHwdc) 564
Of course, some people don't WANT to be happier.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 27, 2016 12:54 AM (Nox3c) I think this is true in some cases. There are also people who want to be happy but just don't know how. Like me, for example. Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2016 12:56 AM (0mRoj) Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 27, 2016 12:57 AM (di1hb) 566
@506, 518....
Tammy an Prof.... Please take the time to read Fortunes profile of Jared Kushner. Matty D headlined it a few days ago.... It explains HOW T-team swayed and won those states. JK is scary smart and razor sharp. There's a reason the LibFucks fear him. Such a fully informative article. Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 27, 2016 12:57 AM (NvweJ) Posted by: t-bird at November 27, 2016 12:57 AM (ysprU) 568
565 Wait. What?
SMFH is a CDAT? I did not know that. Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 27, 2016 12:57 AM (di1hb) See what? Where? Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2016 12:58 AM (0mRoj) 569
Interesting that Cuba has a period of 9 days of MANDATORY national mourning for the old sucker of cock.
Makes you wonder if there is a roundup going on during that time so that the opposition is dealt with before they can gel. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 27, 2016 12:59 AM (1JnAL) 570
It's almost like...Non-boner shaming!
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 27, 2016 12:32 AM (CRotO) VIRTUAL boners for the ladies. It counts. Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 27, 2016 12:59 AM (tHwdc) 571
Get him to bring me the deed to this while you're at it:
http://www.hawaiilife.com/mls/big+island/295707?page=2 I'll see what I can do, which is usually nothing. At least you have excellent taste. So maybe that will sway the fat guy. Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 27, 2016 12:59 AM (IcT7t) 572
569 Interesting that Cuba has a period of 9 days of MANDATORY national mourning for the old sucker of cock.
Makes you wonder if there is a roundup going on during that time so that the opposition is dealt with before they can gel. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 27, 2016 12:59 AM (1JnAL) First person to stop crying gets a bullet in the head. Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2016 12:59 AM (0mRoj) 573
Chi, bowling is my passion. Sure, it's from the Big Lebowsiki. Sam Elliot had a great part. I have a Donny bobble head.
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 27, 2016 12:59 AM (9iR5/) 574
570 It's almost like...Non-boner shaming!
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 27, 2016 12:32 AM (CRotO) VIRTUAL boners for the ladies. It counts. Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 27, 2016 12:59 AM (tHwdc) Just have a schadenboner state of mind Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2016 01:00 AM (0mRoj) 575
Actually, a CDAT fixer.
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 27, 2016 01:00 AM (CRotO) 576
573 Chi, bowling is my passion. Sure, it's from the Big Lebowsiki. Sam Elliot had a great part. I have a Donny bobble head.
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 27, 2016 12:59 AM (9iR5/) You're out of your element! Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2016 01:01 AM (0mRoj) 577
I feel sorry for the cats stuck in things. It's kind of amusing but I'd hate to have my head stuck in something which I couldn't get out of.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 27, 2016 12:50 AM (tOcW/ Couldn't bring myself to watch it. I feel like animals don't have the ability to know that they're not going to die from a chip bag... it's all life and death, fight or flight to them, and I hate to see stuff like that, even though I'm sure it looks funny! Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 27, 2016 01:01 AM (i6Bi+) 578
I wonder if Hillary's getting a one-way to the funeral? I mean, it's bound to be hotter than 70 degrees down in Havana. She'll burn up in no time.
Posted by: t-bird at November 27, 2016 12:55 AM (/wWB4) Bill will probably go so that he can take a side trip to Pedo Island. If the left really cared about the environment, they would just watch the funeral on television instead of flying down. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 27, 2016 01:02 AM (1JnAL) 579
A local bagel shop I used to go into had a big screen version of CNN on before the election. I hated it and whenever FenSpouse and i were in there I;'d roll my eye and complain about it. I've noticed since the election they have the channel on but no sound, so people must have complained-which is surprising in this bluest of blue area.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 27, 2016 01:02 AM (tOcW/) 580
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 27, 2016 12:50 AM (IcT7t)
Very nice,I love that cabin-y look with elegant touches. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 27, 2016 01:02 AM (i6Bi+) 581
543 The top picture with the cat and the toilet paper is hysterical. I feel sorry for the cats stuck in things. It's kind of amusing but I'd hate to have my head stuck in something which I couldn't get out of.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 27, 2016 12:50 AM (tOcW/) Yes, I remember coming home from work the day my kittens discovered toilet paper. They had been very busy during the day. Once Kira got the fur of one of her paws stuck on the adhesive strip of a photo mailer. She was dragging that thing around the apartment for hours before I could catch her and cut the fur with a scissors. Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 27, 2016 01:04 AM (sdi6R) Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 27, 2016 01:04 AM (di1hb) 583
DOB, aren't you going in to an ablation soon?
Posted by: Farmer at November 27, 2016 12:50 Yes, Wednesday morning. Jim from Galveston said a prayer for me and my wife last night that brought tears to my eyes. Fenelon too. I want to meet these people in real life and give both of them hugs. And the rest of the Horde too whose best wishes have been a God send. Thanks to all of you. Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 27, 2016 12:55 AM You will be fine, it's a minor thing today. Let us know when you are home and comfortable. Posted by: Farmer at November 27, 2016 01:05 AM (o/90i) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 27, 2016 01:05 AM (tOcW/) 585
I've noticed since the election they have the channel on but no sound, so people must have complained-which is surprising in this bluest of blue area. Posted by: FenelonSpoke ------------------ Shouldn't be surprising. They can't bear to hear about all the WINNING. OLD Blue, phone's ringing dude. Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 27, 2016 01:06 AM (B5ySB) Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 27, 2016 01:06 AM (CRotO) 587
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 27, 2016 12:55 AM
Thanks. I;d like to give you a hug too and other people here t as well but only if you all put your pants back on. ;^) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 27, 2016 01:07 AM (tOcW/) 588
Makes you wonder if there is a roundup going on during that time so that the opposition is dealt with before they can gel.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 27, 2016 12:59 AM (1JnAL) It's already happening. Link goes to WZ http://tinyurl.com/juskk8a Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 27, 2016 01:07 AM (9iR5/) Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 27, 2016 01:07 AM (CRotO) 590
Shouldn't be surprising. They can't bear to hear about all the WINNING.
No; I don't think it;'s that. I wasn't in for several weeks after the election,, but I expect now it's people moaning and complaining about Trump's "terrible transition"?!! so there's no reason it shouldn't be back on unless enough people complained. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 27, 2016 01:09 AM (tOcW/) 591
553 Ian Tyson wrote a nice rodeo tune too, 'Someday Soon'
There have been covers, of course, but I prefer Tyson and Fricker's version http://tinyurl.com/j5a9q3v Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 27, 2016 12:53 AM (ysprU) Oh, I was just about to link Suzy Bogguss' cover before I got sidetracked with the cats. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fM_jnS-MjY Nice version. Pretty lady. Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 27, 2016 01:10 AM (sdi6R) 592
I think this is true in some cases. There are also people who want to be happy but just don't know how. Like me, for example.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2016 12:56 AM (0mRoj) And then there are people like me who want to be happy in theory and know it's about attitude but just don't have the energy to try. Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 27, 2016 01:11 AM (tHwdc) 593
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 27, 2016 01:09 AM (tOcW/)
--- When the job numbers pick up due to an unexpected rise in jobs, the moaning and complaining about Trump's election will fade into nothingness. Oh wait. It already has for me. See! Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 27, 2016 01:11 AM (CRotO) 594
OLD Blue, phone's ringing dude.
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 27, 2016 01:06 AM (B5ySB) Eh? What? Damn it sucks getting old. I can't hear a damn thing. Pone? Like corn pone pie? Yep, tasty, especially with red eye gravy. Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 27, 2016 01:11 AM (9iR5/) 595
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 27, 2016 12:55 AM (i6Bi+)
I tend to be obsessive about hobbies, especially fiddly stuff like this. I use mostly salvaged stuff since the cost of new material is high. I think I can get thicker material from pallet slip sheets, but I have to go hit up the local grocery store. Used three ring binders are about a buck at the thrift store. I have been doing a modified Coptic type stiching, but I am looking at making a loom set-up to do standard binding instead. I am not sure there is much difference at this point, but I am told it makes for better consistancy. My next project is to try to make a book press out of an old swivel chair. I may cheat and make it out of an old Honda jack instead, but I do need to make some sort of press since I otherwise have to stack piles of books up to keep the covers from curling while they dry. Right now, I give mine away as gifts, and I have a friend who is a counselor who gives some of them to her patients as journals. She says they seem to go over better than the slicker commercial ones. Posted by: Kindltot at November 27, 2016 01:12 AM (vU79J) 596
It's like I don't even know you people anymore!
It's o.k. I'm not wearing pants. :^) (I have a nightgown on) Posted by: FenelonSpoke -------- Pics or it didn't happen *I figure I'm going to Hell anyway, so... Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 27, 2016 01:12 AM (B5ySB) 597
Just have a schadenboner state of mind
Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2016 01:00 AM (0mRoj) That should be a song title. Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 27, 2016 01:13 AM (tHwdc) 598
592 I think this is true in some cases. There are also people who want to be happy but just don't know how. Like me, for example.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2016 12:56 AM (0mRoj) And then there are people like me who want to be happy in theory and know it's about attitude but just don't have the energy to try. Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 27, 2016 01:11 AM (tHwdc) --- Aaand there's me. With a middle name of 'Joy' that is for the most part mocks me, and I hate being mocked. So I try to be happy, even if it kills me. Which it just might. *pours shot* Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 27, 2016 01:13 AM (CRotO) Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 27, 2016 01:14 AM (CRotO) 600
A depressed thread now?
I didn't know I had a class to lead tonight! Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 27, 2016 01:15 AM (B5ySB) 601
If the left really cared about the environment, they would just watch the funeral on television instead of flying down.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 27, 2016 01:02 AM (1JnAL) It's so they can virtue-signal now, and then tell their grandkids later, inserting themselves into history like so many Forrest Gumps. By that time, their grandkids will probably be like, "And you went to that murdering bastard's FUNERAL?! WTF were you thinking, Gramps?" Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 27, 2016 01:16 AM (tHwdc) Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 27, 2016 01:16 AM (CRotO) 603
Thanks Farmer! I'm pretty confident with the surgeon doing my ablation. But like anything surgical, there are still risks. I've put my faith in his hands, and in Gods to guide his hands. I'm sure I'll be around to annoy Chi for a while yet.
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 27, 2016 01:16 AM (9iR5/) 604
It's so they can virtue-signal now, and then tell their grandkids later, inserting themselves into history like so many Forrest Gumps. By that time, their grandkids will probably be like, "And you went to that murdering bastard's FUNERAL?! WTF were you thinking, Gramps?"
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 27, 2016 01:16 AM (tHwdc) --- That's exactly what will happen. Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 27, 2016 01:17 AM (CRotO) 605
And then there are people like me who want to be happy in theory and know it's about attitude but just don't have the energy to try.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 27, 2016 01:11 AM (tHwdc) Yeah, there's that too. Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2016 01:17 AM (0mRoj) 606
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 27, 2016 01:12 AM (B5ySB)
LOL. I'm an oldish plump lady who's wearing an old nightgown. It's not worth it to anyone to send photos. :^) but apparently what I lack in pulchritude IRL I sometimes make up in humor. I've made two friends in the past six months who have told me I'm very funny. i don't really think of myself that way, but the people who told me are generally very serious people so maybe anything is funny to them Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 27, 2016 01:18 AM (tOcW/) 607
600 A depressed thread now?
I didn't know I had a class to lead tonight! Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 27, 2016 01:15 AM (B5ySB) The thread isn't depressed. There's just more than a few of us who live with the black dog, as Churchill put it. Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2016 01:18 AM (0mRoj) 608
564
I think this is true in some cases. There are also people who want to be happy but just don't know how. Like me, for example. Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2016 12:56 AM (0mRoj) -------------------------- Yep. I think Prager is helpful with that. I've picked up a lot of good tips just from occasional happiness hours over a few years. I've thought about buying his book, Happiness Is a Serious Problem. As Kalneva mentioned, he also has a collection of happiness hours for those who would rather listen than read. It's not that he has a magic formula or anything. But I think he puts a lot of things into better focus. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 27, 2016 01:19 AM (Nox3c) 609
I dunno Fen, you dropping the 'F' bomb and dispatching grammie with extreme prejudice was hilarious.
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 27, 2016 01:19 AM (CRotO) 610
I'm sure I'll be around to annoy Chi for a while yet.
I can't speak for Chi, but if you're trying to be annoying you're doing a very bad job, ;^) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 27, 2016 01:19 AM (tOcW/) 611
cAaand there's me.
With a middle name of 'Joy' that is for the most part mocks me, and I hate being mocked. So I try to be happy, even if it kills me. Which it just might. *pours shot* Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 27, 2016 01:13 AM I'd forgotten that. I knew your middle name was Joy. I think I'll have to do a shot w/ you. Posted by: Farmer at November 27, 2016 01:20 AM (o/90i) Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 27, 2016 01:21 AM (CRotO) 613
With a middle name of 'Joy' that is for the most part mocks me, and I hate being mocked.
There's a saying that everyone brings joy to a room. Some by entering, some by leaving. I'd wager that you are of the former variety. Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 27, 2016 01:21 AM (IcT7t) 614
Posted by: Kindltot at November 27, 2016 01:12 AM (vU79J)
The majority of mine are just pamphlet stitching, straight through the spine, and sometimes I get a little fancy and add beadwork to the threads on the outside of the spine, but that's about as detailed as I get. I have no real desire to make actual books, and let me tell you, making a press out of an old office chair is NOT in my skillset! We Are Not Worthy. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 27, 2016 01:22 AM (i6Bi+) 615
But I do think the ability to laugh at things is part of what makes people happy. Some writer said that he helped cure himself of cancer by watching funny movies, but of course that's a symptom of depression-not finding things funny.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 27, 2016 01:22 AM (tOcW/) Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 27, 2016 01:23 AM (CRotO) 617
Fenelon, I will give you the biggest hug ever! And so would Linda. And I will keep my pants on since I'm out in public. Linda is from down around Galveston, so I'd really like to meet Jim if we're ever down that way, maybe next year. The Women's National Tournament is in Baton Rouge next year, so maybe I'll get a chance.
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 27, 2016 01:23 AM (9iR5/) 618
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 27, 2016 01:19 AM (CRotO)
I think I've only used "f'ing" once or twice here, and I didn't spell it out, but I;m glad if it was amusing. The Orthodox priest thinks I'm funny, andt I wouldn't use the word "f'ing" around him, but i expect having been a military chaplain for 25 years he's probably heard that word before. :^) And yes, my typos are amusing but I can't really take credit for all of them. Autocorrect does a lot of it. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 27, 2016 01:26 AM (tOcW/) 619
Focusing on the good instead of dwelling and obsessing over the bad is a great place to start. You get what you spend the most time directing your energy to.
God blessed me with a happy nature, but Thor struggles with that half empty glass he sees. Does he ever. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 27, 2016 01:26 AM (i6Bi+) 620
603 Thanks Farmer! I'm pretty confident with the surgeon doing my ablation. But like anything surgical, there are still risks. I've put my faith in his hands, and in Gods to guide his hands. I'm sure I'll be around to annoy Chi for a while yet.
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue ------------------ From your fingertips to God's ears, brother. You've got a perfect game in you, I'm sure. Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 27, 2016 01:26 AM (B5ySB) 621
Ten years ago, Blanco, my soldiers would have taken you up on that wager.
And you'd lose...lol. If I could borrow that time machine Ace totally doesn't have... Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 27, 2016 01:26 AM (IcT7t) 622
Tammy, just imagine yourself as a Middle Age bookbinder. You are passing on knowledge to the next generation. The illustrations of some of those people was incredible. You may have just discovered a lost art.
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 27, 2016 01:26 AM (9iR5/) 623
The thread isn't depressed. There's just more than a few of us who live with the black dog, as Churchill put it.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2016 01:18 AM (0mRoj) The rental office would charge me an extra 50 bucks a month if they knew I was living with the black dog. Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 27, 2016 01:28 AM (tHwdc) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 27, 2016 01:29 AM (tOcW/) Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 27, 2016 01:29 AM (CRotO) 626
The rental office would charge me an extra 50 bucks a month if they knew I was living with the black dog.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 27, 2016 01:28 AM (tHwdc) --- Let. Me. Guess. 25 bucks for a white dog, huh? HUH!? Racist bastards. Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 27, 2016 01:30 AM (CRotO) 627
Oh Newegg just pissed me off. I ordered something today and did it from the mobile app because of a $5 discount. Of course for some reason back when I changed my address on the website after I moved it didn't update it to the mobile app, because hey why would it?
So it was in ship status and properly charged but the address was to my old apartment. I sit in the chat room waiting for over an hour for a Customer Service Rep to ask if they can fix it, since it hasn't yet shipped and is still in "Packaging" mode. "Oh I'm sorry I can't, all I can do is cancel the order and it will take 3-5 business days for the cost to be credited back to your payment method." So I went off about how the mobile app doesn't update with the website address change and even though it isn't yet shipped you can't fix the error? Yeah cancel it and I'm going to reconsider ever buying from you again. Oh boy did that get a different response. "I'm sorry let me see if I can fix it on our end. I appreciate your patience I have changed your address successfully for you." Too bad you didn't do that the first time I asked, then you wouldn't have pissed me off, and gotten the threat of losing a customer. Posted by: buzzion at November 27, 2016 01:31 AM (bMG0w) 628
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 27, 2016 01:26 AM (9iR5/)
Kindltot is the artist, I am just a chick what likes her paperscraps and pigments and beads! But I do agree that it's good that some of us enjoy these sorts of things.... especially in this age where the youth want everything in that mysterious cloud, instead of something to hold and own outright. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 27, 2016 01:31 AM (i6Bi+) 629
Chi, I was close not too long ago. I had the front eleven strikes and when I got up and threw the twelfth, I let my wrist break back, fluffed it out there, and I knew as soon as I let it go, it wouldn't get to the pocket. Sure enough, I left the 1,2,8, 10 washout. 296 score. But it was my best game ever. My hands were shaking on the last shot. A lot of tension.
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 27, 2016 01:31 AM (9iR5/) 630
Tammy, I am not sure making a book press out of an old office chair is within my skillset either, but Ima-gonna try.
I started out doing the Japanese binding, the Stab-Binding type of binding. That might fit your needs better by the way, since you don't have to use signatures and can assemble a stack of varied pages or materials. I have also tried gluing the pages together, both with just glue and with staples stabilizing the stack of pages, but I keep coming back to sewing the signatures together. I spent a month once picking up books and inspecting them to look at how they were made. My GF at the time started to wonder if I was having issues. Posted by: Kindltot at November 27, 2016 01:32 AM (vU79J) 631
Let. Me. Guess.
25 bucks for a white dog, huh? HUH!? Racist bastards. Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 27, 2016 01:30 AM (CRotO) LOL SMFH! 50 bucks per pet. I should get a discount since Harli is so cute. Actually, they should pay me for the privilege of having such a beauty live here. Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 27, 2016 01:33 AM (tHwdc) 632
Posted by: buzzion at November 27, 2016 01:31 AM (bMG0w)
--- This is what happens when you piss off Casper. Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 27, 2016 01:34 AM (CRotO) Posted by: logprof at November 27, 2016 01:35 AM (4yiek) Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 27, 2016 01:35 AM (CRotO) 635
Why don't you slip a shot of whatever you're having through the old USB port, SMFH? I'm out. And what's IN the closet is staying there for the time being.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 27, 2016 01:37 AM (tHwdc) 636
That might fit your needs better by the way, since you don't have to use signatures
That's the part I like best! I like to have different page sizes and have interactive pages and secret compartments and what-not. Sometimes I make them like Midoris, with elastic, so the signatures can be removed once they're filled up. (Fauxdoris, dontcha know) I have no doubt whatsoever that you make your press just fine, from an old chair or jack, or something you haven't dreamed up yet. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 27, 2016 01:39 AM (i6Bi+) 637
*pours shot of Capt. Morgan 100*
And I'll have you know my closets are clean. *muffled screams* Those are rats. Yeah. Rats. Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 27, 2016 01:39 AM (CRotO) 638
Not to harsh the mellow here, but just wanted to post this link for the record about fidel's sister.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juanita_Castro She bailed on him in 1964. Today the UN GenSec extolls him at his death. Along w/ Carter and other leftists azzholes. Posted by: Farmer at November 27, 2016 01:39 AM (o/90i) 639
Woof.
Posted by: Elizabeth at November 27, 2016 01:39 AM (ZLQuU) 640
Fenelon, the United States Bowling Congress holds two tournaments per year. One is the Open Tournament, this year being held at South Point Casino in Las Vegas, and the Women's Tournament being held in Baton Rouge, LA. The Open Tournament is open to all bowlers who are USBC members, men and women. The Women's Tournament is only open to women, or those who identify as women *spit*. There is no strictly Men's Tournament because of Title IX. So, every year, I follow Linda to the Women's Tournament to cheer her on, and she bowls in the Open Tournament. If we bowl well, we get a check from the prize fund. If we don't, well, there's always next year in a different city.
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 27, 2016 01:40 AM (9iR5/) 641
Gonna take more than that to harsh my mellow.
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 27, 2016 01:40 AM (CRotO) 642
Thanks, sweetheart.
My closets are full of Mr. Deplorable's artwork and supplies. And CDs. And odds and ends. It's a good thing I'm not a clothes horse. Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 27, 2016 01:41 AM (tHwdc) 643
632 Posted by: buzzion at November 27, 2016 01:31 AM (bMG0w)
--- This is what happens when you piss off Casper. Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 27, 2016 01:34 AM (CRotO) Posted by: buzzion at November 27, 2016 01:42 AM (bMG0w) 644
638 Not to harsh the mellow here, but just wanted to post this link for the record about fidel's sister.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juanita_Castro She bailed on him in 1964. Today the UN GenSec extolls him at his death. Along w/ Carter and other leftists azzholes. Posted by: Farmer at November 27, 2016 01:39 AM (o/90i) --Go to the Mickey Mouse Sports Network obit for Fidel linked above and read the comments. It'll perk you up. Posted by: logprof at November 27, 2016 01:42 AM (4yiek) 645
@627...
Come on Buzz.....cut Reginald in Mumbai some slack....his cricket squad is gettin STOMPED by England in Test 3. Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 27, 2016 01:43 AM (NvweJ) 646
I'm not much of an artist, I strive to be a technician. I figure that is a better goal for someone of my outlook.
Art takes things and makes them in turn beautiful and inspiring and meaningful. Craft takes things and makes them orderly and useful. I find more satisfaction in doing that. Posted by: Kindltot at November 27, 2016 01:44 AM (vU79J) 647
My closets are full of Mr. Deplorable's artwork and supplies
Darling lady, there is a great place start. Google "Carolyn Dube, art journals" and see if you can't chase that black dog off a bit with Mr. D's supplies. He would love that. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 27, 2016 01:44 AM (i6Bi+) Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 27, 2016 01:45 AM (CRotO) 649
Amazing November.
Cubs win the World Series. Hillary loses. Fidel croaks. Being a glass-is-half-empty sort of person, I'm almost worried about December. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 27, 2016 01:45 AM (Nox3c) 650
645 @627...
Come on Buzz.....cut Reginald in Mumbai some slack....his cricket squad is gettin STOMPED by England in Test 3. Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 27, 2016 01:43 AM (NvweJ) Name was "Annie A." I hope she freaked out about losing her job from losing a customer due to her piss poor service in refusing to do something she was obviously capable of doing, since she, you know, ended up actually doing it. Posted by: buzzion at November 27, 2016 01:46 AM (bMG0w) 651
649 Amazing November.
Cubs win the World Series. Hillary loses. Fidel croaks. --- Forgot my Raiders are 8-2. Almost balances out the worst thing that has ever happened to me. Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 27, 2016 01:47 AM (CRotO) 652
649 Amazing November.
Cubs win the World Series. Hillary loses. Fidel croaks. --------- Some would differ. Posted by: Florence Henderson at November 27, 2016 01:47 AM (ZLQuU) 653
The glass is neither half empty nor half full. It just needs to be topped off with some more liquor.
Posted by: buzzion at November 27, 2016 01:47 AM (bMG0w) 654
OK, gentle folk, time to hit the rack. Going to my Sister's tomorrow for dinner. Be well all!
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 27, 2016 01:48 AM (9iR5/) 655
Posted by: Kindltot at November 27, 2016 01:44 AM (vU79J)
Well fuck, I don't know what the hell I am,then, because I'm crafty, but definitely NOT orderly and most folks might argue against useful as well! You are an artisan, methinks. You work at your craft. I'm just crafty. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 27, 2016 01:48 AM (i6Bi+) Posted by: buzzion at November 27, 2016 01:49 AM (bMG0w) 657
'night Old Blue! Sleep well...
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 27, 2016 01:49 AM (i6Bi+) 658
Tammy, that Midori system is very interesting. I will have to look into that more.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 27, 2016 01:50 AM (vU79J) Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 27, 2016 01:51 AM (CRotO) 660
The glass is neither half empty nor half full. It just needs to be topped off with some more liquor.
Time for this again: https://youtu.be/XUVfVfrCtnk (nsfw album cover) Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 27, 2016 01:52 AM (IcT7t) 661
I never liked Casper SMFH. Reminds me too much of Peyton Manning.
Posted by: buzzion at November 27, 2016 01:53 AM (bMG0w) Posted by: Farmer at November 27, 2016 01:54 AM (o/90i) 663
Darling lady, there is a great place start.
Google "Carolyn Dube, art journals" and see if you can't chase that black dog off a bit with Mr. D's supplies. He would love that. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 27, 2016 01:44 AM (i6Bi+) Oh, you're right about that, Tammy - he would love that. I haven't worked in oils for 40 years. Most are way beyond my ability, but there's one of his that I'd like to finish. Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 27, 2016 01:54 AM (tHwdc) 664
In honor of the impending season
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/selection-du-weekend-220-52.jpg No word if marked 'Fragile.' Back to writing, 1,500 down hope to get another 500+ before bed. Posted by: Anna Puma at November 27, 2016 01:55 AM (1+Y+O) Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 27, 2016 01:55 AM (CRotO) 666
Nyah?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 27, 2016 01:55 AM (1+Y+O) Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 27, 2016 01:55 AM (CRotO) 668
In honor of the impending season
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/selection-du-weekend-220-52.jpg No word if marked 'Fragile.' I would think anything that generates light might burn a bit. Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 27, 2016 01:56 AM (IcT7t) 669
I'm off as well, good folk. Catch you on the morrow.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 27, 2016 01:58 AM (tHwdc) 670
665 So...calling you Casper annoys you? *ponders the repercussions of pissing off a ghost* ... Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 27, 2016 01:55 AM (CRotO) Nah doesn't annoy me. And also I knew of Casper before Manning, just wanted to make the forehead joke. But I never did like the cartoon. Posted by: buzzion at November 27, 2016 01:59 AM (bMG0w) Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 27, 2016 01:59 AM (CRotO) Posted by: buzzion at November 27, 2016 02:00 AM (bMG0w) Posted by: logprof at November 27, 2016 02:00 AM (4yiek) 674
Posted by: Kindltot at November 27, 2016 01:50 AM (vU79J)
I like it for my day-to-day practical stuff, or as a temporary storage, for lack of a better word, when I'm going with a theme, but am not sure how much room I'll need, like for a Xmas journal. Once I'm done with the journaling (as in Xmas is over, nothing more to document for the season) I'll bind it in a permanent journal. And I often prefer to make the cover last, since you never know in what direction the signature's are going to lead you! Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 27, 2016 02:00 AM (i6Bi+) 675
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 27, 2016 01:54 AM (tHwdc) Oh, do it! Please, please do it! Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 27, 2016 02:03 AM (i6Bi+) 676
Heh, GMTA SMFH
Posted by: logprof at November 27, 2016 02:03 AM (4yiek) 677
Dave Casper, logprof.
I was eight years old when I watched that game with my dad. It was amazing to my eight-year old eyes, and it still amazes me forty years later. Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 27, 2016 02:04 AM (CRotO) Posted by: logprof at November 27, 2016 02:07 AM (4yiek) Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 27, 2016 02:07 AM (CRotO) 680
I think I will hit the hay, too,
Good night, darling Hordesmen. (Even though it's morning) I hope those of you dealing with the black dog find a way to bring it to heel. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 27, 2016 02:07 AM (i6Bi+) 681
I once spent 2 thoroughly entertaining drunken hours bein bounced back and forth between Mumbai and Manila when tryin to pay my Hughes Net bill online.
Turned out that their payment portal had crashed an I was the first customer to bring it to their attention. Talkin to "Thomas", with his English English.....and "Candace" with her rote responses was surreal/entertaining in equal measure. Not mention revealing. How they lived, how they got those jobs, etc.... And thinkin the whole time, I'm in WV....just tryin to get my internet workin so I can look up some guns.... Got 2 Free months of service in the end for flagging the bug in portal. Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 27, 2016 02:08 AM (NvweJ) 682
He can go crying to Goodell after the game.
Like. We. Care. 23 penalties (accepted), and we still won. Posted by: Raider Nation - Sin City? at November 27, 2016 02:09 AM (CRotO) 683
Niters Tammy!
Posted by: Raider Nation - Sin City? at November 27, 2016 02:09 AM (CRotO) 684
Chiefs stole a win in Charlotte from Kelvin Benjamin's hands.
Posted by: logprof at November 27, 2016 02:14 AM (4yiek) 685
http://goldengatesports.com/2016/11/26/oakland-raiders-lets-talk-terrible-no-good-defense/
Posted by: Raider Nation - Sin City? at November 27, 2016 02:15 AM (CRotO) 686
Posted by: logprof at November 27, 2016 02:14 AM (4yiek)
--- Yet y'all lost to the gay butt pirates of Tampa bay. Sad! Posted by: Raider Nation - Sin City? at November 27, 2016 02:16 AM (CRotO) 687
Bein polite, yet intractable is my go to method for handlin service reps.
An always vent in a calm, logical manner......while offerin the recipient of said diatribe the out of, "I know you "fill in name" AREN'T responsible for this...." Never, ever, ever, ever would I be a call center person. What a thankless Fuckin job..... But, Reginald in Mumbai seemed happy....so it takes all kinds I reckon. Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 27, 2016 02:18 AM (NvweJ) 688
Yet y'all lost to the gay butt pirates of Tampa bay.
Sad! Posted by: Raider Nation - Sin City? at November 27, 2016 02:16 AM (CRotO) --Hmmm. I think the Chefs beat the Faiders in Oakland. I'm not sure, maybe you could look that up? Posted by: logprof at November 27, 2016 02:20 AM (4yiek) Posted by: Raider Nation - Sin City? at November 27, 2016 02:29 AM (CRotO) 690
6-0 if you count Mexico City, though it was a "home" game.
Posted by: Raider Nation - Sin City? at November 27, 2016 02:30 AM (CRotO) Posted by: Raider Nation - Sin City? at November 27, 2016 02:31 AM (CRotO) 692
Sitting here talking to cooth.
Discussing dog breeding and origins of offshoots. I Bingle searched, and: http://tinyurl.com/jx3gzjs I think I just got a couple cavities. Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 27, 2016 02:31 AM (yp/Ao) 693
Just having a good-natured football debate with the Queef fan here
Posted by: Raider Nation - Sin City? at November 27, 2016 02:32 AM (CRotO) 694
http://www.opptrends.com/2016/11/likely-go-super-bowl-raiders-cowboys/
--- No one is discussing the Queefs going to the SB this yeah. It's all Raiders and Cowboys. The NFL is salivating over the idea. Posted by: Raider Nation - Sin City? at November 27, 2016 02:34 AM (CRotO) Posted by: Raider Nation - Sin City? at November 27, 2016 02:36 AM (CRotO) 696
America's" team" versus the team everyone loves to hate.
lol Ratings bonanza. Won't even turn on the TV for that. Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 27, 2016 02:43 AM (IcT7t) 697
G'night everyone.
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 27, 2016 02:44 AM (IcT7t) 698
lol Blanco.
I won't be turning on the TV either... I'll be at the game with Daddy cheering on the Cowboy's demise in Houston. Posted by: Raider Nation - Sin City? at November 27, 2016 02:45 AM (CRotO) Posted by: redc1c4 at November 27, 2016 02:46 AM (cqiFV) Posted by: Raider Nation - Sin City? at November 27, 2016 02:51 AM (CRotO) 701
691 Might want to come up with something less lame.
Faiders doesn't even make any sense. Posted by: Raider Nation - Sin City? at November 27, 2016 02:31 AM (CRotO) --Gayders? Ass Raiders? Posted by: logprof at November 27, 2016 02:56 AM (4yiek) 702
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 27, 2016 02:31 AM (yp/Ao)
Oh my. Freakin adorable! Tell Cooth, even tho he doesn't know me, "Hi!" Posted by: OldDominionMom at November 27, 2016 02:57 AM (GzDYP) 703
--Gayders?
Ass Raiders? Posted by: logprof at November 27, 2016 02:56 AM (4yiek) --- |Bay City Rollers? Posted by: redc1c4 at November 27, 2016 02:57 AM (cqiFV) 704
Oh my. Freakin adorable!
Tell Cooth, even tho he doesn't know me, "Hi!" Posted by: OldDominionMom ----------- Tell me about it! Before I knew what was happening, I was searching "min pin rescue virginia." AAAAHHHGGG! I don't have two nickels to rub together - what the hell am I doing?!? Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 27, 2016 03:01 AM (yp/Ao) Posted by: logprof at November 27, 2016 03:02 AM (4yiek) 706
703 --Gayders?
Ass Raiders? Posted by: logprof at November 27, 2016 02:56 AM (4yiek) --- You have us confused with the whiners across the bay, led by the shitty QB with the Angela Davis 'fro. Posted by: Raider Nation - Sin City? at November 27, 2016 03:02 AM (CRotO) 707
Now.....
Those no good muthafuckers who call unsolicited...... Fair game. Challenge is to frustrate them to the point that THEY put you on the never call list...... My favorite was a "company" sellin GE home security systems....talked to this guy for 15mins....reached the payment stage an I said, "Now, will this 120v system just incapacitate or will it kill em?....Cause I don't want it if it just incapacitates em.....?" Him:, "Sir, this a General Electric security system, it senses intrusions into your home an alerts the authorities." Me:"Does it kill em? Or just knock em out? Him: "Sir, it's an alarm system that notifies you and the authorities of a break in...." Me: "Wait a minute, you said General Electric, and that my doors and windows would be electrified. What the fuck?!? I don't want sensors, I want to fry any muthafucker that tries to break into to my house. Y'all are General Electric right?....Y'all sell electrified home security systems so how many volts pass into the intruders? Is it like an electrified fence or a Taser?" Him: "Sir, it's a standard home security system, and..." Me: "Well if it ain't gonna kill em....then I don't want it." Repeated as needed....... Until He said, "Sorry to bother you Sir, have a good day". Never called again.... Those with a line to Endor....good thread potential, "Best fuckin with a telemarketer story"....be a good filler idea if Nothin else.... In my massively drunk opinion...IMMDO..... Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 27, 2016 03:07 AM (NvweJ) 708
I don't have two nickels to rub together - what the hell am I doing?!?
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu But do you have two dog biscuits to rub together? Look at those bedroom eyes! Posted by: OldDominionMom at November 27, 2016 03:08 AM (GzDYP) 709
One of the best Twitter comments re: Fidel
CIA: We tried to kill Fidel over 600 times!! 2016: Here, hold my beer. Posted by: dwagyak at November 27, 2016 03:08 AM (0vQjF) 710
I'm actually nervous about the recount thing. monday, the MFM will go full-retart with the story. Next, info concerning under counted minority precincts, possible Russian hacks, etc. may arise.
Finally, Obama can call for a full on investigation and put "top men" on the job. Hope I'm just paranoid, but there's been plenty of time now to get the boxes of paper ballots out of the trunks of people's cars. Posted by: steve at November 27, 2016 03:09 AM (/NSeN) Posted by: Raider Nation - Sin City? at November 27, 2016 03:10 AM (CRotO) 712
Jeff Sessions' middle name is Beauregard.
That is pretty awesome. Posted by: logprof at November 27, 2016 03:02 AM (4yiek) Are you serious? I love him even more now. Posted by: OldDominionMom at November 27, 2016 03:10 AM (GzDYP) 713
712 Jeff Sessions' middle name is Beauregard.
That is pretty awesome. Posted by: logprof at November 27, 2016 03:02 AM (4yiek) Are you serious? I love him even more now. Posted by: OldDominionMom at November 27, 2016 03:10 AM (GzDYP) --One of the underrated generals of the Civil War, for one. Posted by: logprof at November 27, 2016 03:14 AM (4yiek) Posted by: logprof at November 27, 2016 03:15 AM (4yiek) Posted by: Raider Nation - Sin City? at November 27, 2016 03:21 AM (CRotO) 716
Not on;y is Jeff Sessions' middle name Bearegard, but his full first name is Jefferson:
Jefferson Beauregard "Jeff" Sessions III (born December 24, 1946) is the junior United States Senator from Alabama. He is a member of the Republican Party. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Sessions Posted by: logprof at November 27, 2016 03:21 AM (4yiek) Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 27, 2016 03:24 AM (VdICR) 718
Good evening Horde
Help please TIA I think an ONT had 2 pics of Joe and Obambi And the schmuck had his foot on the desk What date was it? Thank you all you can call me Jim uhh Clem Posted by: The Waco Kid at November 27, 2016 03:24 AM (9ehAs) 719
717 Danzig, Mother
https://youtu.be/vgSn0SbQJQI Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 27, 2016 03:24 AM (VdICR) --Awesome song, but I save it for May Posted by: logprof at November 27, 2016 03:25 AM (4yiek) 720
Jefferson Beauregard "Jeff" Sessions III
Posted by: logprof at November 27, 2016 03:21 AM (4yiek) Oh, come on! Is he our General Washington or Sam Adams or what? He and Stephen Miller? Posted by: OldDominionMom at November 27, 2016 03:28 AM (GzDYP) 721
Good Morning Everyone.
Some recount news. Michigan has already counted its votes twice. Stein can request a recount but if I understand the Mi law correctly, the Mi SoS doesn't have to allow it. If not, Steins only recourse is go to court where sge has to prove fraud of some kind Pennsylvania is a different story. No recount is possible. She has to go to court and prove fraud to get a recount. Stein has also been slamming hillary on twitter for jumping on the band wagon http://preview.tinyurl.com/hrc8co3 Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 27, 2016 03:29 AM (d76uN) Posted by: Tom Brady at November 27, 2016 03:31 AM (uz/Pv) 723
But do you have two dog biscuits to rub together?
Look at those bedroom eyes! Posted by: OldDominionMom ---------------- Don't get me started... Tucker is due for a rabies shot in December. I'm trying to decide which nickname to have them etch on the tag. I don't think Senator Stinkbutt McGillicutty will fit, so I'm thinking of going with the ole Zwerpinscher - German for "little biter." Oh, and how could you not just melt? http://tinypic.com/r/10x53di/9 Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 27, 2016 03:34 AM (yp/Ao) 724
--One of the underrated generals of the Civil War, for one.
Posted by: logprof at November 27, 2016 03:14 AM (4yiek) How, in your opinion, is he underrated? I am reading about Shiloh right now where he ended up in command of the Confederate forces after his commanding General was killed. Reading through his bio he seems pretty average to me. Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 27, 2016 03:34 AM (d76uN) 725
Not quite schadenfreude, but similar
Rachel Maddow this fall explaining that Trump has no path to 270. https://youtu.be/Zn3f0Xav6-w Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 27, 2016 03:35 AM (VdICR) 726
Anyone still here?
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 27, 2016 03:35 AM (rJUlF) 727
Huma, more vodka!
Posted by: Hillary! at November 27, 2016 03:35 AM (Fp4vv) 728
C'mon, people...don't leave me here alone with Hillary(!)...
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 27, 2016 03:36 AM (rJUlF) Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 27, 2016 03:38 AM (d76uN) Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 27, 2016 03:39 AM (yp/Ao) 731
>> Pennsylvania is a different story. No recount is possible. She has to go to court and prove fraud to get a recount.
Well, that's easy, isn't it? Just say "Philadelphia". >blinks innocently I mean, it doesn't matter which way the provable fraud goes, does it? >blink, blink Posted by: Honest, there is no fraud! at November 27, 2016 03:39 AM (uz/Pv) 732
S'alright. Just got in from work and I'm checking in before my eyes forcibly shut.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 27, 2016 03:40 AM (rJUlF) 733
Hey - yo!!
Posted by: logprof at November 27, 2016 03:43 AM (4yiek) 734
Chi,
I'm good. I got to see the family and Best Grandkids Ever on Thursday. Would have stayed an extra day, but I had to be back at work on Friday (ah, broadcasting!). I found out that my daughter and most of her millenial friends that I know...voted for Trump. I was pleasntly surprised, really. One of them, a gay man, said it was my debunking of the "Trump wants to kill gays" lie on Facebook that helped him change his mind. Tonight was fun, too: Karaoke Roulette at the club. The bartender chose some songs for the regulars to sing, and we didn't know what they were until we went to the stage. I ended up with "Final Countdown", "Come On Eileen", and "Mexican Radio". Somehow I got all the 80s oddities. Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 27, 2016 03:43 AM (rJUlF) 735
Tucker is due for a rabies shot in December. I'm trying to decide which nickname to have them etch on the tag.
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu Why not just, 'Yuge!' I just enjoy seeing our 2 guys play so much. They can be dogs with each other. You can see brothers Thor & Loki grow up on my twitter feed. Posted by: OldDominionMom at November 27, 2016 03:44 AM (GzDYP) 736
Yo right back atcha, logprof.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 27, 2016 03:44 AM (rJUlF) 737
Don't want to refight the Civil War but some friendly discussion would be okay.
Maybe get a good book recommendation today. Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 27, 2016 03:44 AM (d76uN) 738
Nice job(s) Captain!
Posted by: OldDominionMom at November 27, 2016 03:47 AM (GzDYP) Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 27, 2016 03:48 AM (rJUlF) 740
One of them, a gay man, said it was my debunking of the "Trump wants to kill gays" lie on Facebook that helped him change his mind.
----------------------- Well, that's got to put some drive in your country, Captain. You should be proud. Especially because of your daughter. You did good. But the conversion is really nice to hear. I can't say I convinced anyone, but I found out today that my older lady (70ish) friend that I've know for 30 years voted for Trump. I thought she was a lifelong Republican. Nope. Her first vote ever. (I did convince her to get a CCL last year, though!) Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 27, 2016 03:56 AM (yp/Ao) 741
Chi,
My daughter voted reluctantly -- more Never Hillary than pro-Trump. For my son, it was his first Presidential election and he couldn't wait to vote for him. My eyes are now involuntarily closing, so I'm going to get some sleep. See you tomorrow night on the Sunday ONT. Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 27, 2016 04:02 AM (rJUlF) 742
Handsome? Justin T. looks and sounds like he's suffering from some kind of permanent medium-grade stroke.
Posted by: mebbe that's what the ladies like, though Most accurate assessment of Trudeau's looks was by someone here: "He looks like a gay serial killer". Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 27, 2016 04:20 AM (rH4JY) 743
Takes me back to the 70's and rabbit ears perched on top of the black and white TV. Those grey fuzzy pictures reminded me of waking up at 3:00 AM after falling asleep drunk and the test pattern Chief signed off at 1:30.
If you had too much to drink you could imagine your worst fears. Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 27, 2016 04:23 AM (FtrY1) 744
Just passing through on my way back to bed -- Oh, the irony -- or that schaden thing -- Out Barack Hussein Obama. In Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III.
Posted by: gracepc at November 27, 2016 04:41 AM (OU4q6) 745
724 --One of the underrated generals of the Civil War, for one.
Posted by: logprof at November 27, 2016 03:14 AM (4yiek) How, in your opinion, is he underrated? I am reading about Shiloh right now where he ended up in command of the Confederate forces after his commanding General was killed. Reading through his bio he seems pretty average to me. Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 27, 2016 03:34 AM (d76uN) I challenge anybody to select any multiple corp attack in the Civil War that didn't degenerate into chaos for the attacker. There was just lesser degrees of incompetence. And then there is Ben Butler anchoring the end of the bell curve. Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 27, 2016 04:46 AM (FtrY1) 746
>>>"Thousands of Cubans fled Castro's rule"
That number is way too low. Even huffpo has this: "More than one million Cubans fled the country during the years he held power." http://tinyurl.com/junp85p Posted by: m at November 27, 2016 04:50 AM (3jGss) 747
Remember, freeze your leftover turkey tomorrow. Could be getting a little dicey hangin in the reefer.
If you haven't finished off the pies, you have a motivational problem. Time to sleep. Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 27, 2016 04:59 AM (FtrY1) 748
Agnew uses his phone with autocorrect to make 1960s cautionary documentaries.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 27, 2016 05:08 AM (VdICR) 749
I like stuffing!
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 27, 2016 05:19 AM (Fp4vv) 750
First time ever, or at least in a long time lost Verizon around 2pm yesterday and just got it back early morning sometime. No storms, accidents or any other nearby interruption.
Good morning horde Posted by: Skip-hoping Trump at least does random conservative acts at November 27, 2016 05:28 AM (5sOEp) 751
Last F-1 race at Abu Dhabi this morning, if I would have missed it I would have been pissed. Eagles play MNF.
Posted by: Skip-hoping Trump at least does random conservative acts at November 27, 2016 05:33 AM (5sOEp) Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 27, 2016 05:41 AM (42Mgr) 753
Thats how I was at 3:30am, didn't get up till after 5.
Posted by: Skip-hoping Trump at least does random conservative acts at November 27, 2016 05:49 AM (5sOEp) 754
When is was a kid we had a used car lot owner kill himself by shooting himself in the back twice with a 30-06. Some thought that did not sound right.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 27, 2016 05:49 AM (mpXpK) 755
I despised telemarketers, especially robocalls where the voice on the other end says 'hello, hello, hello.' It's a trick to make you think a real person (one you can cuss at) is there. November has been yuge, luxurious, and classy, right? What with the election, Castro kicking the bucket, and Clemson winning handily.
Posted by: Eromero at November 27, 2016 05:51 AM (zLDYs) 756
nood
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 27, 2016 06:04 AM (mpXpK) Posted by: t-bird at November 27, 2016 06:22 AM (/cksx) 758
Whaddaya mean "Even ESPN can't..."!!!
Those asswipes will stick straight up political opinion pieces smack dab in the middle of the so-called 'sports news'. Fuck them; fuck Disney. Posted by: oldirishpig at November 27, 2016 08:24 AM (g2bRJ) 759
112 I have a lot of rings. A real lot.
Posted by: a naughty pine at November 26, 2016 10:25 PM (OpK2H) You're an imposter. And that caked-on moss makes you look like a live oak whore. The pics are weird. The only one I got was the cat, which looked like a terrier to me. But snakes are rare and of the harmless varieties in my area, so no worries. The chickadee, on the other hand, is a deadly menace that would have killed me. Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 27, 2016 09:49 AM (UwMHj) Processing 0.17, elapsed 0.1618 seconds. |
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Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings) George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer Top Top Tens
Democratic Forays into Erotica New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party" Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?" Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance Collective Names for Groups of People John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive" Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments John Edwards Campaign Excuses John Kerry Pick-Up Lines Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney Torments in Dog-Hell Greatest Hitjobs
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny More Margaret Cho Abuse Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed" Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means Wonkette's Stand-Up Act Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report! Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet The House of Love: Paul Krugman A Michael Moore Mystery (TM) The Dowd-O-Matic! Liberal Consistency and Other Myths Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate "Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long) The Donkey ("The Raven" parody) News/Chat
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