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Overnight Open Thread (25 Nov 2016)

DecisionDeskHQ writes about why Trump really won Wisconsin and Pennsylvania.

Rogue One

Probably not a good idea to jump into the political ring when a movie of yours is coming out. Will Rogue One be impacted by its writers' anti-Trump tweets? Marvel is already on my shit list for some of their lead actors dumbassery on twitter. It would be a shame if Star Wars joins that list.

CNN

Heh. CNN accidentally broadcast 30 minutes of hardcore pron last night. Only in Boston though.

Clothing Of The Future

Heh.

Thankful

Abducted jogger found alive bound on side of interstate. Boy is she lucky although this story still seems off. With all the jogging incidents that have happened this year, one thing that stands out to me is that the joggers were usually wearing earbuds which really reduces your situational awareness if someone is sneaking up on you. Also, run with a buddy or at a track with large groups of people.

Recount Tomfoolery

You don't say? Jill Stein can't 'guarantee' money will go to recount, changes $$$ goal. Well, it looks like she'll have to spend a little over a $1M to get the Wisconsin recount done. Pretty silly that a candidate that got less than 1% of the vote is forcing a recount.

North Atlantic Helo Ops

Flash Mob Robbers

Beware the rise of 'Flash Mob'-style robberies.

Black Friday violence breaks out across America. I do love online shopping. No crowds, no chance of getting in a fight.

Dakota Pipeline Protestor

Pipeline protestor Sophia Wilansky was NOT injured by a concussion grenade. She most likely was injured by her own IED.

One Second

One second. That's all it took for the Mars probe to crash because it misjudged where the ground was when an inertial measurement failed for one second.

Thunderstorm Asthma

Australia really does try to kill you in many ways. Death toll rises after "thunderstorm asthma" outbreak strikes Australia.

Dog Video

Tonight's ONT brought to you by relaxing dog:

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Comments

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1 Puppies!

Posted by: GOuverneur Morris at November 25, 2016 10:07 PM (PHxng)

2 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 25, 2016 10:08 PM (LN1oB)

3 Mes Amis!

Posted by: Halfwise at November 25, 2016 10:08 PM (rB/gm)

4 Now to read the content and call the others.

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at November 25, 2016 10:08 PM (PHxng)

5 'Ello 'orde!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 25, 2016 10:08 PM (DMUuz)

6 Top ten?
Top. Ten.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 25, 2016 10:10 PM (jhQ1W)

7 Anyone else engaged in mishful thinking tonight?

Or is it mish-in impossible?

(AOS has been so good for my vocabulary)

Posted by: Halfwise at November 25, 2016 10:11 PM (rB/gm)

8 That Seahawk landing is doubly impressive - they did it without RAST.

Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at November 25, 2016 10:12 PM (R5EqA)

9 Maybe Europeans weren't meant to land on Mars. Kilometers vs. miles? Muslim outreach? Bad luck? Just too stupid to provide backup systems?

Posted by: JTB at November 25, 2016 10:12 PM (V+03K)

10 Why we really won Wisconsin? Because I voted like 81 times, that's why.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 25, 2016 10:12 PM (bpfzP)

11 As promised in the previous thread.

Uncle Palpatine's vaunted General Colonel and beloved Angel, captured on video.

The General Colonel makes his appearance at the 30 second mark.

Do watch it all, not quite 90 seconds duration.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMMFlqYfNRk


Simply, beautiful and touching. *wipes tear from eye*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 25, 2016 10:14 PM (v5iqM)

12 Okay.

Maybe I'll have just one more puppy.

But, then I am starting my diet.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at November 25, 2016 10:14 PM (c8Ctg)

13 That's all it took for the Mars probe to crash because it misjudged where the ground was when an inertial measurement failed for one second.

-
Boy, if I had a nickle for every time that's hwppened to me on the walk home from the bar.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at November 25, 2016 10:14 PM (Nwg0u)

14 Wow! I made the top ten. That's a rarity.

Posted by: JTB at November 25, 2016 10:14 PM (V+03K)

15 DecisionDeskHQ - Why Trump Won Wisconsin and Pennsylvanian

Because the Dems didn't forge enough Hillary ballets.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 25, 2016 10:14 PM (P/kVC)

16 Posted by: grammie winger at November 25, 2016 10:12 PM (bpfzP)

I love you.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 25, 2016 10:15 PM (42Mgr)

17 Love the dog pictures. The first one begs for a narrative and maybe an Aesop Fable and moral.

Posted by: JTB at November 25, 2016 10:15 PM (V+03K)

18 Heh. Dog TEA-bagging hobo on park bench in broad daylight.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 25, 2016 10:16 PM (P/kVC)

19 11. heh...the Colonel did open a bakery when he got to the states. and, yeah, he DOES have that shirt.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 25, 2016 10:16 PM (/33sy)

20 Friday Night ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/802203485378871296

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/802203569172738050

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/802203655185321984

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/802203754049183744

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/802203837184536576

Posted by: kbdabear at November 25, 2016 10:17 PM (Ya7zs)

21 Evening all, hope you all enjoyed your Thanksgiving!

Posted by: lousagirl at November 25, 2016 10:17 PM (9plvG)

22 CBD - Only doing my patriotic duty. Over and over and over again.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 25, 2016 10:17 PM (bpfzP)

23 More Friday Night ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/802204433111191552

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/802204520600236034

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/802204609217495040

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/802204689584582660

Posted by: kbdabear at November 25, 2016 10:18 PM (Ya7zs)

24 12 Okay.

Maybe I'll have just one more puppy.

But, then I am starting my diet.
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at November 25, 2016 10:14 PM (c8Ctg)

Liar!!!

*eats another baby like a ear of corn*

Posted by: Hillary powering through Kuru at November 25, 2016 10:18 PM (s7y11)

25 Latest polling has Hillary up by 12 in Wisconsin.

Developing...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 25, 2016 10:19 PM (ZLQuU)

26 Wow! I made the top ten. That's a rarity.
Posted by: JTB at November 25, 2016 10:14

Hey JTB & the Mrs. Hope your Thanksgiving was swell and you have anice vacation weekend.

Posted by: Farmer at November 25, 2016 10:19 PM (o/90i)

27 Recount Tomfoolery

You don't say? Jill Stein can't 'guarantee' money will go to recount, changes $$$ goal. Well, it looks like she'll have to spend a little over a $1M to get the Wisconsin recount done. Pretty silly that a candidate that got less than 1% of the vote is forcing a recount


No, sorry asshole. If you want a recount, WE NEED AN AUDIT ON ALL STATES, not JUST states that could get Hillary elected.


THE LEFT JUDICIALLY DOES AWAY WITH ANY MEAN BY WHICH VOTING CAN BE AUDITED PROPERLY, AND THEN SHINES ABOUT POSSIBBLE VOTER FRAUD. F*********CK YOU.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 25, 2016 10:20 PM (v9gSJ)

28 Heh. CNN accidentally broadcast 30 minutes of hardcore pron last night. Only in Boston though.

First time the passengers at Logan actually watched CNN


Posted by: kbdabear at November 25, 2016 10:20 PM (Ya7zs)

29
That's all it took for the Mars probe to crash because it misjudged where the ground was when an inertial measurement failed for one second.

-
Boy, if I had a nickle for every time that's hwppened to me on the walk home from the bar.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at November 25, 2016 10:14 PM (Nwg0u)








Word.

Posted by: Randi Rhoads at November 25, 2016 10:20 PM (LuZz8)

30 Thought Pennsylvania was always CACs white whale

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at November 25, 2016 10:21 PM (U0lQa)

31 My sister is friends with a DEA agent from WY who just went to ND to help "keep the peace". She said his back seat was full of ammo of all kinds. Supposedly the protesters have IED's. Don't call me a racist but I grew up on the reservation and there is no way no how they got shit like that based on their own initiative. There is more to this story.......

Posted by: Molly k. at November 25, 2016 10:23 PM (IprBC)

32 Thought you'd get a chuckle out of that clip, Unca Palp.

Even though it was a bit lacist!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 25, 2016 10:24 PM (v5iqM)

33 Jill Stein can't 'guarantee' money will go to recount,

-
Sheep are for shearing. And mutton.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at November 25, 2016 10:24 PM (Nwg0u)

34 Clothing of the future
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Is that a dynamo? Cause it looks like a dynamo.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 25, 2016 10:25 PM (ZIFyZ)

35 Ok I'm drunk. I meant, THE LEFT JUDICIALLY DOES AWAY WITH ANY MEANS BY WHICH VOTING CAN BE AUDITED PROPERLY, AND THEN WHINES ABOUT POSSIBLE VOTER FRAUD. Eff you.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 25, 2016 10:26 PM (v9gSJ)

36 Are we sure the Mars lander had computer failure? I had a friend tell me the story back in the 80s about how a Mars lander team back then got their kilometers versus miles mixed up and their lander never fired it's retros to slow down during its descent.

Posted by: Darth Randall at November 25, 2016 10:26 PM (v3DL/)

37 Flash mob is just a tactic
Which is fun to remember for the burning times

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at November 25, 2016 10:26 PM (U0lQa)

38 Jim - I loved that clip.

The woman looks like one of the aunts, but the General has that same impassive facial expression the Colonel wears most of the time.

But if you'd seen him swinging that shashka while #1 daughter walked him through the movements, and then seen the way he smiled when #2 daughter and #1 son started clapping and singing Oysya ti oysya when he tried dancing in the approved style.......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 25, 2016 10:26 PM (/33sy)

39
No, sorry asshole. If you want a recount, WE NEED AN AUDIT ON ALL STATES, not JUST states that could get Hillary elected.


THE LEFT JUDICIALLY DOES AWAY WITH ANY MEAN BY WHICH VOTING CAN BE AUDITED PROPERLY, AND THEN SHINES ABOUT POSSIBBLE VOTER FRAUD. F*********CK YOU.Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 25, 2016 10:20 PM (v9gSJ)


----
Quoted for truth.

Posted by: Darth Randall at November 25, 2016 10:27 PM (v3DL/)

40 That's all it took for the Mars probe to crash because it misjudged where the ground was when an inertial measurement failed for one second.
-
Boy, if I had a nickle for every time that's hwppened to me on the walk home from the bar.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at November 25, 2016 10:14

Well at least my inertial measurement fails were on the way to bed at home. Still the wife was not pleased. Go figure.

Posted by: Farmer at November 25, 2016 10:27 PM (o/90i)

41 "why Trump really won Wisconsin and Pennsylvania."

Racism, duh.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 25, 2016 10:28 PM (zu88C)

42 26 ... Hi Farmer. We had a wonderful Thanksgiving at some dear young friends. Great food and conversation and we got to catch up on what our honorary nieces are up to. One is a sophomore in college and one a soph in HS, both are conservative.

The weather is supposed to be pleasant this weekend and I want to get to the range for a black powder session.

Hope you and your family had a great TG.

Posted by: JTB at November 25, 2016 10:28 PM (V+03K)

43 One second. That's all it took for the Mars probe to crash...
-----------

In the Physical sciences, one second is a very long time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 25, 2016 10:29 PM (ZIFyZ)

44 Clothing of the Future

The "shoes with cantilever heels" actually do look pretty modern.

And I have an LED headlamp that I've used during power outages.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 25, 2016 10:30 PM (sdi6R)

45 Was worried about disharmony at Thanksgiving but very proud of liberal son and other millennials, they were very enjoyable & the Trump voters did not gloat and we all had a wonderful day.

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at November 25, 2016 10:31 PM (PHxng)

46 One second. That's all it took for the Mars probe to crash...

Should've reconfigured the main deflector array to emit an inverse tachyon pulse.

Posted by: Lt. Cmdr G. LaForge at November 25, 2016 10:32 PM (wpC7C)

47 Am I the only one who thinks her supporters might not be the only ones paying Jill Stein to demand a recount ?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 25, 2016 10:32 PM (i6Bi+)

48 Woot Woot The Friday ONT

Most excellent!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 25, 2016 10:33 PM (voOPb)

49 25 Latest polling has Hillary up by 12 in Wisconsin.

Developing...
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 25, 2016 10:19 PM (ZLQuU)

I'm getting there. Trump lost 5000 votes out of recount gate.

http://www.politicususa.com/2016/11/25/report-thousands-wisconsin-votes-trump-recount-begins.html

Posted by: Hillary powering through Kuru at November 25, 2016 10:34 PM (s7y11)

50 Hey everybody.

I think it was CBD in the earlier thread, who said he has a lawyer who's a lib but it doesn't matter because both of them have a sense of humor about their politics, and said lawyer still works hard for his conservative client.

Seems like it's getting harder and harder to find liberals who will set aside their differences and still work at being friends, but if you can find someone like that, I know for a fact it's fantastic. I have an old friend I've been in contact with lately, who is both a liberal *and* an atheist (I'm a Christian), yet we both get along great because we both acknowledge we probably agree on far more than we disagree about, and we both have a sense of humor about ourselves.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2016 10:34 PM (u8kLQ)

51 I seriously hope any recounts show a bigger lead for Trump and the Stein contributors realize just how stupid they are. It's a dream I have.

Posted by: JTB at November 25, 2016 10:34 PM (V+03K)

52 So anyway

Found an aikido dojo that allows young children, like at 5 if the parent is there on the mat. Soft version of the art. I've always been sort of allergic to the Japanese approach and consider aikido something of a rip off of Chinese footwork but sounds interesting enough to try. I'd have to be involved for a couple years until the kid could do it alone. Mulling it over.

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at November 25, 2016 10:34 PM (U0lQa)

53 Thanks for the ONT.

I watched the dog vid - I've always wondered why dogs get so much pleasure out of hanging their heads out of the car window. The dog in the vid seemed drunk with the sensation.

If they like the feeling of the blowing air, you'd think they'd park their asses in front of fans all day.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 25, 2016 10:35 PM (P8951)

54 One second. That's all it took for the Mars probe to crash...

-----------



In the Physical sciences, one second is a very long time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 25, 2016 10:29 PM (ZIFyZ)

Imagine a Space-X booster trying to land and fire its rocket one second late... I imagine one hundredth of a second late would be indistinguishable from it never firing.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 25, 2016 10:35 PM (P/kVC)

55 Am I the only one who thinks her supporters might not be the only ones paying Jill Stein to demand a recount ?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 25, 2016 10:32 PM (i6Bi+)

=====

No. This has Clinton fingerprints all over it.

Posted by: Flyboy at November 25, 2016 10:35 PM (L+dg+)

56 Fir the horde what want to learn the shashka, this guy's a good teacher. You don't need to know Russian to follow along.

https://youtu.be/AWao0wjDcm4

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 25, 2016 10:35 PM (weEyV)

57 47 Am I the only one who thinks her supporters might not be the only ones paying Jill Stein to demand a recount ?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 25, 2016 10:32 PM (i6Bi+

Bill Kristol?
George Will?
Nah, they are too cheap.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 25, 2016 10:36 PM (voOPb)

58 puppies lazy, loafing, playing, lounging.

in the new trumpian america, we have to get these puppies working to make america great again. so, please, in the future post puppies pointing, herding, retrieving, bloodhounding, etc.

thank you.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 25, 2016 10:36 PM (WTSFk)

59 No. This has Clinton fingerprints all over it.
Posted by: Flyboy


"Huma, we need you to give away blowjobs. A LOT of blowjobs..." :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2016 10:36 PM (u8kLQ)

60 DecisionDeskHQ writes about why Trump really won Wisconsin and Pennsylvania.
===

The word "white" appears 19 times in that article.

====
Brandon Finnigan
BuzzFeed Contributor

===

smfh

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 25, 2016 10:37 PM (zu88C)

61 Mediate has some valid arguments that the CNN story is a hoax.

I tend to believe as much; people constantly call and complain, and I'm pretty sure that this would have been noticed by TONS of people in real time.

Not necessarily people watching CNN, but people flipping through the channels. It would have been all over the interwebs while it was happening if it happened.

Plus... if this aired for a full 30 minutes, there were commercials. Those commercials have to be logged. Someone at the cable company has to literally watch to make sure those commercials are airing. They would know that hardcore porn was on. If they knew it and left it on, they would lose their jobs. Plus there would be HUGE fines from the FCC.



Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 25, 2016 10:38 PM (OlyEd)

62 No. This has Clinton fingerprints all over it.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 25, 2016 10:35 PM (L+dg+)

If so, I hope the President-Elect is reconsidering his position re: prosecuting Hillary.

Give these people no quarter, for they will show no mercy to you.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 25, 2016 10:38 PM (P8951)

63 No. This has Clinton fingerprints all over it.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 25, 2016 10:35 PM (L+dg+)


Yep. Pretty transparent to me.

How are you?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 25, 2016 10:39 PM (i6Bi+)

64 Jill Stein? Never heard of her...

Posted by: Podesta at November 25, 2016 10:39 PM (qJhUV)

65
30
Thought Pennsylvania was always CACs white whale

Posted by: Bigbys other phone
===


heh

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 25, 2016 10:39 PM (zu88C)

66 Fir the horde what want to learn the shashka, this guy's a good teacher. You don't need to know Russian to follow along.

https://youtu.be/AWao0wjDcm4

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 25, 2016 10:35 PM (weEyV)



As beautiful, frightful and awesome as those shashka dances are, nothing beats a good blaster, kid.

*grin*


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 25, 2016 10:40 PM (v5iqM)

67 So relieved that missing jogger turned up. What a nightmare for her, for her husband. Most of all I kept thinking of those poor kids whose mom disappeared. I did not expect a happy ending to this story.

Posted by: JPS at November 25, 2016 10:40 PM (iHjSM)

68 ... and by the way, no croquet, either. croquet was banned in boston for contributing to the immortals of youth because during play, couples would wander off to spoon in the bushes.

but only in boston.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 25, 2016 10:40 PM (WTSFk)

69 The word "white" appears 19 times in that article.

---

Only 19 times? Obviously it's in error.

If it was an MSM article, 'white' should appear at least 19 times in the first paragraph.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 25, 2016 10:40 PM (OlyEd)

70 Yo Mort, that was a great article by CAC. I just finished it and shared it on the faceboog. No sweat baby.

Fuck the left. No quarter. No more apologizing, ever again.

YOU HEAR ME?! Never apologize to the left again!

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at November 25, 2016 10:41 PM (lkTtx)

71 Yep. Pretty transparent to me.

How are you?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 25, 2016 10:39 PM (i6Bi+)

=======

Doing well, thank you. Birthday today, spent it with the (now) Wife, daughter and her boyfriend out on the lake.

Life is very, very good right now.

Posted by: Flyboy at November 25, 2016 10:41 PM (L+dg+)

72 55
No. This has Clinton fingerprints all over it.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 25, 2016 10:35 PM (L+dg+)


Yes, I said in an earlier thread that I have a hard time imagining that Stein's supporters are contributing millions for a recount that she has no hope of winning. This is all about Hillary. Maybe Stein has been promised a dacha like Sanders if she plays along.

Or has been made an offer she can't refuse if she doesn't.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 25, 2016 10:41 PM (sdi6R)

73 I thought soros was behind it....

Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at November 25, 2016 10:42 PM (JNDQi)

74 One second. That's all it took for the Mars probe to crash because it misjudged where the ground was when an inertial measurement failed for one second.

It failed for "one second"?? Just the one most important second of its entire existence?? LOL. Sounds like it was a piece of shit altitude sensor from the very start. It was probably failing for the whole mission - though luckily it wasn't needed for the rest of it.

"I plead temporary insanity. I'm better, now." -- Mr. ESA Ground Sensor

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 25, 2016 10:42 PM (zc3Db)

75 immorals not immortals. damn splchk.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 25, 2016 10:42 PM (WTSFk)

76 So we were putting up Christmas lights, along with all our neighbors and three of our neighbors came over (at different times) to tell us that they were silent Trump voters and first time republican voters. Lol. Hubby had Trump stickers on his car so he wasn't exactly shy about it. Surprisingly his car didn't get scratched at all.

Posted by: IC at November 25, 2016 10:43 PM (gcme+)

77
"why Trump really won Wisconsin and Pennsylvania."
Racism, duh.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her!


Since it was Buzzfeed, I figured it was hydrophobia.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 25, 2016 10:43 PM (IqV8l)

78 Spoon in the bushes?

Is that like dry humping or what

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at November 25, 2016 10:43 PM (U0lQa)

79 47 Am I the only one who thinks her supporters might not be the only ones paying Jill Stein to demand a recount ?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 25, 2016 10:32 PM (i6Bi+)

I was told the Bots making donations have no fingerprints.

And besides, do you know what they do to pedophiles in prison?

Posted by: Hillary powering through Kuru at November 25, 2016 10:43 PM (s7y11)

80 66. Heh. Next year, #1 daughter learns the pistol.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 25, 2016 10:44 PM (weEyV)

81 Over at Weasel Zipper, there's a post entitled "Chance Encounters with Hillary Clinton."

These are, of course, totally scripted for reasons I don't understand.

That being said, there should be a site of "Real Encounters with Hillary Clinton" that show her laying face down on a gurney in her black Scooby van, trying to buy ONE shoe at the Saks, being shot up with drugs by a nurse at Chelsea's flat and so on.

Those would be totes believable, rather than the "Hillary's just a normal person now" shots we're now being subjected to.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 25, 2016 10:44 PM (OlyEd)

82 Or has been made an offer she can't refuse if she doesn't.
Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 25, 2016 10:41 PM (sdi6R)

======

As someone here mentioned earlier, Bernie sold out for a Lake Dacha.

Jill is holding out for the Lake Dacha plus offshore accounts.

Posted by: Flyboy at November 25, 2016 10:44 PM (L+dg+)

83 Heh. CNN accidentally broadcast 30 minutes of hardcore pron last night.

It wasn't hardcore porn, per se ... it was a public school, 2nd grade sex-education video.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 25, 2016 10:45 PM (zc3Db)

84 What's this?!? Hillary is in the lead in the recount in Wisconsin?!?!!! The election results have a 0.001% chance of being OVERTURNED????!!!!!

CAN'T! STOP!! MASTURBATING!!!!!

Posted by: Jeffrey Wells at November 25, 2016 10:45 PM (u8kLQ)

85 The KGB pushed assassination conspiracy theories hoping to ignite race wars in America.
Sometimes the goal is just chaos.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 25, 2016 10:45 PM (hVdx9)

86 tell us that they were silent Trump voters and first time republican voters

+++

Did you show them the secret white power handshake? Teach them the recognition words?

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at November 25, 2016 10:46 PM (U0lQa)

87 So my Vietnamese friend told me that she and everyone she knew voted for Trump. I know that she voted for the JEF last two times. This is in Austin so I was a bit surprised when she told me.

Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at November 25, 2016 10:46 PM (JNDQi)

88 Imagine a Space-X booster trying to land and fire its rocket one second late... I imagine one hundredth of a second late would be indistinguishable from it never firing.
Posted by: Burnt Toast
--------------

It's simpler than that. Imagine applying the brakes in your car one second late at 70 mph. That's 103 feet of braking distance lost.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 25, 2016 10:47 PM (ZIFyZ)

89 RE: Jill Stein, can the states deny the request?

She does not have enough votes to overtake Trump or Hillary, so it's a waste of time and money.

Or... can they just count Stein votes in the recount? Basically, two piles: Stein votes and other votes.

I'm somewhat concerned that Hillary is going to try and steal this, since they didn't bring in enough illegal votes to turn the Trump Tide.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 25, 2016 10:47 PM (OlyEd)

90 spoon, canoodle, smooch, peck, buss, lip, neck, make out, spoon.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 25, 2016 10:47 PM (WTSFk)

91 YOU HEAR ME?! Never apologize to the left again!
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at November 25, 2016 10:41 PM (lkTtx)


Never apologize to the wife again. OK. Got it!

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 25, 2016 10:48 PM (B7tbm)

92 Does Trump winning Wisconsin and Pennsylvania mean we're still racists?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2016 10:48 PM (0mRoj)

93 44 Clothing of the Future

The "shoes with cantilever heels" actually do look pretty modern.

And I have an LED headlamp that I've used during power outages.


but a phone in your clothes you can carry around anywhere you go? never gonna happen. totally silly.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 25, 2016 10:48 PM (9V9l3)

94 84 What's this?!? Hillary is in the lead in the recount in Wisconsin?!?!!! The election results have a 0.001% chance of being OVERTURNED????!!!!!

CAN'T! STOP!! MASTURBATING!!!!!
Posted by: Jeffrey Wells at November 25, 2016 10:45 PM (u8kLQ

You do Kuru too?

Posted by: Hillary powering through Kuru at November 25, 2016 10:48 PM (s7y11)

95 Am I the only one who thinks her supporters might not be the only ones paying Jill Stein to demand a recount ?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 25, 2016 10:32 PM (i6Bi+)
=====
No. This has Clinton fingerprints all over it.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 25, 2016 10:35

Or it has all the marks of a hypocrital leftists making money for herself and possibly another stupid run for the presidency.

She's raised $5 million already...and if the $ don't work for a recount she will...use the $ to "promote voter integrity".

I think that means she'll use the $ to run again. When has any leftist worried about "voter integrity"?

Posted by: Farmer at November 25, 2016 10:48 PM (o/90i)

96 tell us that they were silent Trump voters and first time republican voters



+++



Did you show them the secret white power handshake? Teach them the recognition words?

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at November 25, 2016 10:46 PM (U0lQa)

Do you give each other the roman salute now?I hear on the MFM that all Trump supporters great each other that way.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 25, 2016 10:49 PM (P/kVC)

97 Baby, I'll do your sandy cooch if this works out!!

Posted by: Jeffrey Wells at November 25, 2016 10:49 PM (u8kLQ)

98 92 Does Trump winning Wisconsin and Pennsylvania mean we're still racists?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2016 10:48 PM (0mRoj)

Yes, but not pedophiles.

Posted by: Hillary powering through Kuru at November 25, 2016 10:49 PM (s7y11)

99 87 So my Vietnamese friend told me that she and everyone she knew voted for Trump. I know that she voted for the JEF last two times. This is in Austin so I was a bit surprised when she told me.
Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at November 25, 2016 10:46 PM (JNDQi)
****
Angel and all her clan voted Trump. Most of the Chinese I know - and I know a lot of them - voted Trump.

'He's strong,' the Colonel said, and didn't need to say anything more.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 25, 2016 10:50 PM (/33sy)

100

Russians are white.

White Russians.

Even the Black Russians are white.


Racism is everywhere.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 25, 2016 10:50 PM (zu88C)

101 83 Heh. CNN accidentally broadcast 30 minutes of hardcore pron last night.

It wasn't hardcore porn, per se ... it was a public school, 2nd grade sex-education video.

-----------

Still, it was CNN's highest-rated show. Ever.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 25, 2016 10:50 PM (ZLQuU)

102 Does Trump winning Wisconsin and Pennsylvania mean we're still racists?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2016 10:48 PM (0mRoj)

======

Not just that, it also means we are sexists and, in Hillary's! case, ageists and alcoholicists.

And here I just got used to being a simple racist.....

Posted by: Flyboy at November 25, 2016 10:50 PM (L+dg+)

103 Sikorsky seahawks?

SWAROVSKI JEWELRY! Ooooh! It completes me!

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 25, 2016 10:50 PM (v9gSJ)

104 Heh. CNN accidentally broadcast 30 minutes of hardcore pron last night.
****

From clicking on the link it seems it may not have happened. There is only one source making the claim and it is a rather dubious one.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 25, 2016 10:51 PM (hVdx9)

105 Roman salute? No I just burn incense under Trump's portrait

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at November 25, 2016 10:51 PM (U0lQa)

106 93
but a phone in your clothes you can carry around anywhere you go? never gonna happen. totally silly.
Posted by: Anachronda at November 25, 2016 10:48 PM (9V9l3)


Well, *I've* never had one. Maybe someday.

Come to think of it, I've heard tell about flat screen TVs, but I don't have one of those, either.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 25, 2016 10:51 PM (sdi6R)

107 **Updates on HRC's health**

Good news: She's taken up planking.
Bad news: Because she keeps having mini-strokes.

Good news: Belatedly celebrated her own birthday.
Bad news: While naked and sitting on a toilet, a la her heroine Lena Dunham.

Good news: Diagnosed a new pair of extra-strength support stockings.
Bad news: Using them to strangle every member of her campaign team, one by one.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2016 10:52 PM (u8kLQ)

108 97 Baby, I'll do your sandy cooch if this works out!!
Posted by: Jeffrey Wells at November 25, 2016 10:49 PM (u8kLQ

So Hot!!!

*coughs up a think gray lugie into both hands and lubes up*

Posted by: Hillary powering through Kuru at November 25, 2016 10:52 PM (s7y11)

109 I figured it was all a joke, cuz earlier they were saying it was tranny pron, and the show that supposed to be aired was called "Parts Unknown"

See? It's funny

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 25, 2016 10:52 PM (B7tbm)

110 How many of you have seen the picture of Trump yelling at Romney, and Romney frowning - all while leaving Trump's abode. I think Romney getting anything in this administration is MFM wish-casting.

Posted by: An Observation at November 25, 2016 10:52 PM (njCIO)

111 Fareed's Take is bringing in nude Lithuanian midgets next week.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 25, 2016 10:53 PM (ZLQuU)

112 @47 Am I the only one who thinks her supporters might not be the only ones paying Jill Stein to demand a recount ?
---------------

Possibly some seed money, or encouragement. But I don't think covert backers would give her far more money than she actually needs to have the recount performed.

Posted by: junior at November 25, 2016 10:53 PM (ff27+)

113 Come to think of it, I've heard tell about flat screen TVs, but I don't have one of those, either.
---

Hahaha. I thought I was the only person who didn't have a flat screen tv.

Neighbor boy (who is actually 40) came over and said I needed a new tv. I said I'd get a new one when the old ones broke.

Alien concept to him.

/saving my money for the cat's cardiologist...

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 25, 2016 10:53 PM (OlyEd)

114
DecisionDeskHQ writes about why Trump really won Wisconsin and Pennsylvania.


Buzzfeed's own screaming #NeverTrumpers who said Trump would never -- ever -- win insist they know why he did.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 25, 2016 10:54 PM (kdS6q)

115 Even the Black Russians are white.

Racism is everywhere.
Posted by: Mortimer
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The Black and Tans. Pastiest bunch of dudes you ever met.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 25, 2016 10:54 PM (ZIFyZ)

116 Good news: Diagnosed a new pair of extra-strength support stockings.
Bad news: Using them to strangle every member of her campaign team, one by one.

Posted by: qdpsteve
****

Need video. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Posted by: Guy Who Can't Stop Splooging at November 25, 2016 10:54 PM (hVdx9)

117
So the non-racist whiteys are the ones who voted for Obama.

The racist whiteys voted for Trump.

What about the whiteys that voted for both?



If a whitey goes into the voting booth and doesn't pull the lever is he still a racist?


Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 25, 2016 10:54 PM (zu88C)

118 Posted by: Flyboy at November 25, 2016 10:41

Happy Bday Flyboy. Care to share how old?

Lots have revealed here, often to surprise at the actual ages. I've admitted I turned 61 this Oct.

For no reason other than a WAG I'm guessing you are in your 50s.

Posted by: Farmer at November 25, 2016 10:55 PM (o/90i)

119 DecisionDeskHQ writes about why Trump really won Wisconsin and Pennsylvania.


Buzzfeed's own screaming #NeverTrumpers who said Trump would never -- ever -- win insist they know why he did.


Posted by: Laurie David's
****

White people. Whitey, white, white, people!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 25, 2016 10:55 PM (hVdx9)

120 Guy Who Can't, just think of Carlo at the end of "The Godfather."

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2016 10:55 PM (u8kLQ)

121 Come to think of it, I've heard tell about flat screen TVs, but I don't have one of those, either.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 25, 2016 10:51 PM (sdi6R)


Those are ancient. The new thing is curved screen TVs.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 25, 2016 10:55 PM (zc3Db)

122 100

Russians are white.

White Russians.

Even the Black Russians are white.


Racism is everywhere.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 25, 2016 10:50 PM (zu88C

The black Russians have my finger prints all over them. Just ignore the Haitian accents and their young age.

Posted by: Hillary powering through Kuru at November 25, 2016 10:55 PM (s7y11)

123 What about the whiteys that voted for both?
--
Simple.

They weren't racist voting for O, and they then became racist voting for Trump.

/they went off the liberal reservation, and now must be punished...

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 25, 2016 10:55 PM (OlyEd)

124
but a phone in your clothes you can carry around anywhere you go? never gonna happen. totally silly.
Posted by: Anachronda


Missed it by that much.

Posted by: Maxwell Smart at November 25, 2016 10:55 PM (IqV8l)

125 Even the Black Russians are white.


Racism is everywhere.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 25, 2016 10:50 PM (zu88C)


Black Irish, too.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 25, 2016 10:56 PM (zc3Db)

126 I went to Buzzfeed to see the CAC thing and in the sidebar is a story that Chattanooga students, parents, and administrators had been complaining for several weeks about the behavior of the bus driver that killed those kids.

If this is true, the civil suits should bankrupt the entire city.

What a filthy bunch of fuckers.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 25, 2016 10:56 PM (97XyN)

127 I'm having a lovely evening. It started with turkey sandwiches (pure ambrosia). Then we watched "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" and Mrs. JTB got to hear me sing along for the gazillionth time. Now I'm reading a book about JRR Tolkien and CS Lewis while sipping a little calvados.

Life is good!

Posted by: JTB at November 25, 2016 10:57 PM (V+03K)

128
*coughs up a think gray lugie into both hands and lubes up*
Posted by: Hillary powering through Kuru
-----------

Well, swell. There's an image I will not be able to erase soon.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 25, 2016 10:57 PM (ZIFyZ)

129 115 & 125.

Orangemen? Pale as can be.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 25, 2016 10:58 PM (weEyV)

130 117
So the non-racist whiteys are the ones who voted for Obama.

The racist whiteys voted for Trump.

What about the whiteys that voted for both?



If a whitey goes into the voting booth and doesn't pull the lever is he still a racist?


Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 25, 2016 10:54 PM (zu88C)


Schrodinger's racist.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 25, 2016 10:58 PM (sdi6R)

131

The lightly-clad Woman of Tomorrow ... oooo, swish! ... will move in an atmosphere that's scientifically kept at the right temperature.


Note to self: in the future, stay in warmer places.

Posted by: Waldo at November 25, 2016 10:58 PM (omxly)

132 Spooning in the bushes? Okay.


Forking in the bushes? Disallowed.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 25, 2016 10:58 PM (wPiJc)

133 Happy Bday Flyboy. Care to share how old?

Lots have revealed here, often to surprise at the actual ages. I've admitted I turned 61 this Oct.

For no reason other than a WAG I'm guessing you are in your 50s.
Posted by: Farmer at November 25, 2016 10:55 PM (o/90i)

======

Thank you. You are correct Sir! 54 today.

Don't feel a day over 52, really.

Posted by: Flyboy at November 25, 2016 10:58 PM (L+dg+)

134 121 Those are ancient. The new thing is curved screen TVs.

yeah, but curved *the other way*. totally new and innovative.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 25, 2016 10:58 PM (9V9l3)

135 White Russian? Don't mind if I do.

Posted by: The Dude at November 25, 2016 10:58 PM (0mRoj)

136 96, Burnt Toast - haha; no I was too surprised - here in deep blue California I was amazed that I'm living next to Trump supporters.

Posted by: IC at November 25, 2016 10:59 PM (gcme+)

137 Sporking in the bushes? Being reconsidered on appeal.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 25, 2016 10:59 PM (wPiJc)

138 If you're white and don't vote for the Democrat, you're racist. QED

Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2016 11:00 PM (0mRoj)

139 Happy Birthday, Flyboy.

Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 25, 2016 11:01 PM (CRotO)

140
If a whitey goes into the voting booth and doesn't pull the lever is he still a racist?

+++

Schrodinger 's whitey

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at November 25, 2016 11:01 PM (U0lQa)

141 134 121 Those are ancient. The new thing is curved screen TVs.

------------

Concave or Toroidal?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 25, 2016 11:01 PM (ZLQuU)

142 Hey Insomniac.

Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 25, 2016 11:02 PM (CRotO)

143 Happy Birthday, Flyboy.
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 25, 2016 11:01 PM (CRotO)

======

Thank you!

Posted by: Flyboy at November 25, 2016 11:02 PM (L+dg+)

144 I've been walkin' these streets so long
Singin' the same old song
I know every crack in these dirty sidewalks of Broadway...

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2016 11:02 PM (u8kLQ)

145 Why Trump won?

Because he got more votes?

Too simple. How did Trump get more votes.

Every disgruntled democrat who didn't vote for Hillary voted for Trump. What did I win?

Posted by: Klide Grouchman at November 25, 2016 11:02 PM (kuRUL)

146 Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 25, 2016 11:02 PM (CRotO)


Hey! How goes it? Recuperating from Thanksgiving?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2016 11:02 PM (0mRoj)

147 83 Heh. CNN accidentally broadcast 30 minutes of hardcore pron last night.

It wasn't hardcore porn, per se ... it was a public school, 2nd grade sex-education video.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 25, 2016 10:45 PM (zc3Db)

++++

It was hardcore tranny porn.

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-11-25/cnn-
accidentally-airs-30-minutes-hard-core-transsexual-porn

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 25, 2016 11:02 PM (R+30W)

148 47 Am I the only one who thinks her supporters might not be the only ones paying Jill Stein to demand a recount ?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 25, 2016 10:32 PM (i6Bi+)


You mean from the woman who raised and spent about $3.2M for her Presidential campaign but has raised $4.5M for recounts?

Looks legit to me!

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 25, 2016 11:03 PM (1JnAL)

149 Star Wars is owned by the Big Rat.

'Nuff said.

Posted by: logprof at November 25, 2016 11:04 PM (qOFr+)

150 147 83 Heh. CNN accidentally broadcast 30 minutes of hardcore pron last night.

It wasn't hardcore porn, per se ... it was a public school, 2nd grade sex-education video.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 25, 2016 10:45 PM (zc3Db)

++++

It was hardcore tranny porn.

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-11-25/cnn-
accidentally-airs-30-minutes-hard-core-transsexual-porn

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 25, 2016 11:02 PM (R+30W)

These days that IS a second-grade sex education video.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2016 11:04 PM (0mRoj)

151 Pretty much, Insomniac.

Getting through with some homeowrk.

Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 25, 2016 11:04 PM (CRotO)

152 Breaking News: Dog Farts Man!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 25, 2016 11:04 PM (7cmcE)

153 151 Pretty much, Insomniac.

Getting through with some homeowrk.
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 25, 2016 11:04 PM (CRotO)

Gotcha. I've done as little as possible today.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2016 11:05 PM (0mRoj)

154 CNN apologized for airing the pron in Boston last night.

However, now there's word that they're asking Martha Raddatz to do a striptease while reading the news every night... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2016 11:05 PM (u8kLQ)

155 OK episode2 of season3 The Fall later all

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at November 25, 2016 11:05 PM (U0lQa)

156 Black Irish too.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 25, 2016 10:56 PM (

Don't forget the Black Arts practised around the Black Forest and the Black Sea.

Dark times, my brothers.

Posted by: Halfwise at November 25, 2016 11:05 PM (rB/gm)

157 Here is the Trump Romney picture for those who haven't seen it.

http://tinyurl.com/hsyz4pa

Posted by: An Observation at November 25, 2016 11:06 PM (njCIO)

158 It was hardcore tranny porn.

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-11-25/cnn-
accidentally-airs-30-minutes-hard-core-transsexual-porn

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 25, 2016 11:02 PM (R+30W)


Like I said, just a public school, 2nd grade sex-ed video. There was probably some gay-fisting in it, too. Kevin Jennings really liked making sure that 7 year olds are up on all the deviant sexual techniques.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 25, 2016 11:06 PM (zc3Db)

159 Porn is to Tranny Porn as Olympics is to Paralympics.


The former in each pairing has better announcers and charges more for commercial time.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 25, 2016 11:06 PM (wPiJc)

160 @157 Here is the Trump Romney picture for those who haven't seen it.

http://tinyurl.com/hsyz4pa
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I think people are reading too much into it.

Romney looks like he's smiling. And while it's obvious that Trump is shouting, it's not clear whether it's a friendly "See ya!" sort of thing, or something hostile.

In short, the picture by itself doesn't provide enough information.

Posted by: junior at November 25, 2016 11:08 PM (ff27+)

161 Courtesy of Yahoo news: For some in middle class, Trump plan would mean tax increase
*****

Starting the lies early I see.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 25, 2016 11:08 PM (hVdx9)

162
Like I said, just a public school, 2nd grade sex-ed video. There was probably some gay-fisting in it, too. Kevin Jennings really liked making sure that 7 year olds are up on all the deviant sexual techniques.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair


Dan Savage approved.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 25, 2016 11:09 PM (IqV8l)

163 In short, the picture by itself doesn't provide enough information.
Posted by: junior at November 25, 2016 11:08 PM (ff27+)

Sure it does. Trump is in it, so he's shouting something violent, hateful, racist, xenophobic and sexist.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2016 11:09 PM (0mRoj)

164 Those would be totes believable, rather than the "Hillary's just a normal person now" shots we're now being subjected to.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 25, 2016 10:44 PM (OlyEd)


either they had them prepped for the victory and hate not using them, or else she is trying to be Zelig.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2016 11:10 PM (vU79J)

165 A lot of Oct. birthdays. I'm just burning mine till retirement.

Posted by: Infidel at November 25, 2016 11:10 PM (So9FI)

166 156 Black Irish too.

---------

No. Just, no.

Posted by: Olson Johnson at November 25, 2016 11:11 PM (ZLQuU)

167 It's almost December.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 25, 2016 11:11 PM (IqV8l)

168 Here is the Trump Romney picture for those who haven't seen it.

http://tinyurl.com/hsyz4pa


LOL.

That could be anything. Personally, I'll take the view that Trump is screaming, "And don't ever come back!!", but you can't tell anything from that picture. That would be like someone taking a 1/10,000 sec photo of a formula 1 car and then people claiming that the picture shows that the car was stopped, dead, on the track.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 25, 2016 11:11 PM (zc3Db)

169 Angel tells me the Colonel spent a good chunk of the day out in the yard, swinging a stick around like a shashka, much to the consternation of his wife and the aunts.

He had her help him find Oysya ti oysya and various sword-dancing videos on youtube after dinner.

I think I've made a real breakthrough with the man.
And I owe it all to my kids.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 25, 2016 11:12 PM (/33sy)

170 Trump is screaming, " But first..."

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 25, 2016 11:12 PM (hVdx9)

171 Like I said, just a public school, 2nd grade sex-ed video. There was probably some gay-fisting in it, too. Kevin Jennings really liked making sure that 7 year olds are up on all the deviant sexual techniques.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair

Dan Savage approved.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 25, 2016 11:09 PM (IqV8l)

If I said what I thought of those two sumbitches and what I'd like to happen to them, I would get banned. They're some of the vilest scum ever to slither across the face of the earth.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2016 11:12 PM (0mRoj)

172 It's almost December.

Nothing lasts forever ...

Posted by: Axl Rose at November 25, 2016 11:13 PM (wpC7C)

173 160 @157 Here is the Trump Romney picture for those who haven't seen it.

http://tinyurl.com/hsyz4pa
-----------------

I think people are reading too much into it.

Romney looks like he's smiling. And while it's obvious that Trump is shouting, it's not clear whether it's a friendly "See ya!" sort of thing, or something hostile.

In short, the picture by itself doesn't provide enough information.

Posted by: junior at November 25, 2016 11:08 PM (ff27+)

++++

I saw the video of that a few days ago. Trump is shouting out to the press. He said something like the meeting was great. Romney then went up to the microphones and said they had a wide-ranging, productive [blah, blah, blah].

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 25, 2016 11:13 PM (R+30W)

174 Life is to stressful, because of the aggressor chemical garbage that your nuts dump into your bloodstream.

Get them removed, or neutralize them with estrogen therapy.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner PSA at November 25, 2016 11:14 PM (v9gSJ)

175 Romney looks like he's smiling. And while it's obvious that Trump is shouting, it's not clear whether it's a friendly "See ya!" sort of thing, or something hostile.

"YES, I GRABBED HIM BY THE PUSSY! THAT'S WHY HE'S SMILING!"

Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2016 11:15 PM (0mRoj)

176 @173 I saw the video of that a few days ago. Trump is shouting out to the press. He said something like the meeting was great. Romney then went up to the microphones and said they had a wide-ranging, productive [blah, blah, blah].
-------------

Thanks for the much-needed context.

Posted by: junior at November 25, 2016 11:15 PM (ff27+)

177 In short, the picture by itself doesn't provide enough information.
Posted by: junior at November 25, 2016 11:08 PM (ff27+)

Sure it does. Trump is in it, so he's shouting something violent, hateful, racist, xenophobic and sexist.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2016 11:09

LOL, my thoughts exactly. The MSM is taking every kind of shot at Trump. Why would anyne believe any of it??

Posted by: Farmer at November 25, 2016 11:15 PM (o/90i)

178 That helo landing vid was distressful.

Posted by: Klide Grouchman at November 25, 2016 11:15 PM (kuRUL)

179 Willowed, so repeated for Chi's benefit:

Yeah, I know they won't be actual Hatch if I grow them in Norfolk, but I want to see what the buzz is almost about. I'll look for the canned Thanks!


Oregonna Muse -
In fact, yes. Strained through a dirty sock. And don't even think about washing that coffe mug!

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 25, 2016 09:57 PM (ori6Y)

Just returned from a trip to WalMart. They have "Hatch" brand canned chiles, both mild and hot, in the Mexi-foods section. I could snag you a few cans and mail them to you in a small flat-rate box.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2016 11:17 PM (MiBfH)

180 Black & White Scots.

Oh, wait, 'Scotch'. Never mind.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 25, 2016 11:17 PM (ZIFyZ)

181 Courtesy of Yahoo news: For some in middle class, Trump plan would mean tax increase

I guess that's one way of looking at the pipeline.

Posted by: t-bird at November 25, 2016 11:17 PM (29QcC)

182
Ok, I'm off to amazon to buy something so Cortana has some packages to track for me.

I love how Microsoft reads my email so that I don't have to.

Posted by: Klide Grouchman at November 25, 2016 11:18 PM (kuRUL)

183 Dan Savage is only promoting the normal sexual behavior of adult and little child sexual love.

Its protected under Amendment the First.

Posted by: Hillary powering through Kuru at November 25, 2016 11:18 PM (s7y11)

184 178 That helo landing vid was distressful.
Posted by: Klide Grouchman at November 25, 2016 11:15 PM (kuRUL)

That requires nerves of steel and balls of brass.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2016 11:18 PM (0mRoj)

185 Has anyone bought, used and liked one of those SAD lights? Thinking of getting my daughter one.

Posted by: Tami at November 25, 2016 11:18 PM (Enq6K)

186
An award-winning video featuring happy children with Down syndrome has been banned from French TV by France’s Conseil d’État (State Council) because it may offend post-abortive women.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 25, 2016 11:18 PM (IqV8l)

187 When the cold winds of late November come blowing in from the North and the frigid rime of frost touches the tips of the browning grass and the darkness of the winter sky lays heavy across the land, if you tilt your head just right and still your breathing to a standstill you may be able to hear the high-pitched mournful wailing of an unknown creature wafting across the steppes. Local legend has it that the Hag of Chappaqua cries out in anguish at the loss of her lifelong dream and the fact that the local bookstore has to back order her copy of "Middle-Aged Lesbians & Soccer: A National Conversation" and it probably won't be in time for Christmas (but mostly the loss of her lifelong dream)!

Posted by: Muldoon at November 25, 2016 11:18 PM (wPiJc)

188 185 Has anyone bought, used and liked one of those SAD lights? Thinking of getting my daughter one.
Posted by: Tami at November 25, 2016 11:18 PM (Enq6K)

I prefer my lights to be happy little lights.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2016 11:19 PM (0mRoj)

189 172 It's almost December.

Nothing lasts forever ...
Posted by: Axl Rose at November 25, 2016 11:13 PM (wpC7C)

Like careers.

Posted by: Hillary powering through Kuru at November 25, 2016 11:20 PM (s7y11)

190 I prefer my lights to be happy little lights.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2016 11:19 PM (0mRoj)

Why I outta! I was wondering how long it would take. I greatly underestimated that.

Posted by: Tami at November 25, 2016 11:20 PM (Enq6K)

191 186
An award-winning video featuring happy children with Down syndrome has been banned from French TV by France's Conseil d'Etat (State Council) because it may offend post-abortive women.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 25, 2016 11:18 PM (IqV8l)

---

So...

Smiling tykes offend babykillers.

Fuck.

Them.

Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 25, 2016 11:21 PM (CRotO)

192 Seasonal Affected Disorder? What do they do?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 25, 2016 11:21 PM (IqV8l)

193 I prefer my lights to be happy little lights.

Posted by: Insomniac
****

So with you, man.

Posted by: Bob Ross at November 25, 2016 11:22 PM (hVdx9)

194 An award-winning video featuring happy children with Down syndrome has been banned from French TV by France's Conseil d'Etat (State Council) because it may offend post-abortive women.
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well, on the positive side, they're pandering to baby killers, not just islamic nut jobs.

/churches banned in france because they upset muslims in 3...2..

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 25, 2016 11:22 PM (OlyEd)

195 Has anyone bought, used and liked one of those SAD lights?

I think Ace has. Maybe he'll pop in. Another way is vitamin D-3. I use the 50,000 IU capsules that you can find on Amazon.

Posted by: t-bird at November 25, 2016 11:22 PM (ZIFyZ)

196 It's almost December.

Nothing lasts forever ...
Posted by: Axl Rose
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Sweet November

Posted by: Sandy Dennis at November 25, 2016 11:22 PM (ZIFyZ)

197 192
Seasonal Affected Disorder? What do they do?



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 25, 2016 11:21 PM (IqV8l)

They mimic outdoor light that can help with mood in fall and winter.

Posted by: Tami at November 25, 2016 11:23 PM (Enq6K)

198 I prefer my lights to be happy little lights.

Posted by: Insomniac
****

So with you, man.
Posted by: Bob Ross
---------

We got you covered.

Posted by: Big LED at November 25, 2016 11:24 PM (ZIFyZ)

199
I think Ace has. Maybe he'll pop in. Another way is vitamin D-3. I use the 50,000 IU capsules that you can find on Amazon.

Posted by: t-bird at November 25, 2016 11:22 PM (ZIFyZ)

I'll suggest that to her too...although I'm sure I've told her to take that in the past.

Posted by: Tami at November 25, 2016 11:24 PM (Enq6K)

200
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 25, 2016 11:18 PM (IqV8l)

The solution is obvious. Eliminate all Downs babies. Then the French ladies won't have to see those icky Mongoloids reminding them that they killed theirs.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2016 11:25 PM (0mRoj)

201 >>Nothing lasts forever ...
Posted by: Axl Rose


Ha.

I bought a used copy of GnR Lies on Vinyl, today.

Posted by: garrett at November 25, 2016 11:25 PM (c8Ctg)

202 I am overwhelmingly white. As the Meatball puts it "Mayonnaise on wonder bread white".

Only white people will be in my house for the forseeable future. I will
have my all white family members over tomorrow for dinner. We will eat white meat chicken and talk about our new white President headed for the White House.

Right now I am gonna brush my white teeth, take my white ass to bed, put my head on my white pillow, curl up under white sheets and sleep next to a white woman. I will probably dream about white people.

Pure, concentrated racism.


Night kids.





Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 25, 2016 11:25 PM (zu88C)

203 Dear leftists, here is a song for you.

Combichrist:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/mafbjjs

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 25, 2016 11:25 PM (hVdx9)

204 They mimic outdoor light that can help with mood in fall and winter.
Posted by: Tami
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Talk about appropriation.

Posted by: Outdoor light at November 25, 2016 11:25 PM (ZIFyZ)

205 197 192
Seasonal Affected Disorder? What do they do?



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 25, 2016 11:21 PM (IqV8l)

They mimic outdoor light that can help with mood in fall and winter.
Posted by: Tami at November 25, 2016 11:23 PM (Enq6K)

Has something to do with UV rays and vitamin D production, right?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2016 11:26 PM (0mRoj)

206 If I am not mistaken, the SAD lights are very bright and the scientific explanation for how they work is that the bright light temporarily blinds the red corpuscles, resulting in hundreds of tiny little corpuscle collisions in the main arterial tracts of the body. These collisions cause spillage of trace amounts of happy chemicals known as endorphins that then course through your bloodstream and elevate your mood. Sort of like when a semi hauling pork ribs collides on the interstate with a semi hauling barbecue sauce. If I am not mistaken.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 25, 2016 11:26 PM (wPiJc)

207
Night kids.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her!


Good night. Sleep white.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 25, 2016 11:26 PM (IqV8l)

208 In Michigan, we have about two full months of gray in the winter. If not more.

I've simply chosen to embrace the gray. It's like you're living in a black and white movie, and with snow, it can be quite beautiful.

Embrace
The
Suck

/of course, I am on vitamin D, but only 1,000mg.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 25, 2016 11:26 PM (OlyEd)

209
Dan Savage is only promoting the normal sexual behavior of adult and little child sexual love. Its protected under Amendment the First.
Posted by: Hillary powering through Kuru



Hey, it's legal up here, as long as peanut butter is somehow involved.

Posted by: Canada - America's Toque

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 25, 2016 11:27 PM (kdS6q)

210 I am overwhelmingly white. As the Meatball puts it "Mayonnaise on wonder bread white".

Only white people will be in my house for the forseeable future. I will
have my all white family members over tomorrow for dinner. We will eat white meat chicken and talk about our new white President headed for the White House.

Right now I am gonna brush my white teeth, take my white ass to bed, put my head on my white pillow, curl up under white sheets and sleep next to a white woman. I will probably dream about white people.

Pure, concentrated racism.


Night kids.







Posted by: Mortimer
****

I am no more white than Obama. This fact drives the left nuts!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 25, 2016 11:27 PM (hVdx9)

211 but only 1,000mg.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 25, 2016 11:26 PM (OlyEd)


On the street we call that "1 gram".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 25, 2016 11:28 PM (zc3Db)

212 Posted by: Flyboy at November 25, 2016 10:41 PM (L+dg+)

CONGRATULATIONS!!!! Details?

And happy birthday!

I am so thrilled for you, I could jump up and down!



Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 25, 2016 11:29 PM (i6Bi+)

213 ... smack, first base, lip wrestle, osculate, spoon.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 25, 2016 11:29 PM (WTSFk)

214 Set up a Laser Star Shower aimed at the front door, and just about blinded myself walking out to turn it off.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 25, 2016 11:29 PM (U6f54)

215 bright light temporarily blinds the red corpuscles...
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So, dressed up like a douche?

Posted by: Outdoor light at November 25, 2016 11:29 PM (ZIFyZ)

216 Has something to do with UV rays and vitamin D production, right?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2016 11:26 PM (0mRoj)

From what I've read they filter out UV light.

Posted by: Tami at November 25, 2016 11:31 PM (Enq6K)

217 Right now I am gonna brush my white teeth, take my white ass to bed, put my head on my white pillow, curl up under white sheets and sleep next to a white woman. I will probably dream about white people.
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You know, I could do something with that.... do you have a snow white pillow? Is your bed like a mountain range?

Posted by: Peter Gabriel at November 25, 2016 11:31 PM (OlyEd)

218 Ace was right about ABC-Disney. No Star Wars, no marvel capeshit. I would have been inclined to see a certain movie that's similar to Inception, but fuck 'em. You can only kick a dog so many times before it stops playing fetch.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 25, 2016 11:31 PM (VdICR)

219 The AKC show where the greyhound won? There was a flamingly gay guy dressed so badly that one could only think he wanted it to be obvious he was a flaming homo. His hair was awful too. At first I though he was trying to be a clown.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 25, 2016 11:32 PM (hVdx9)

220 From what I've read they filter out UV light.
Posted by: Tami at November 25, 2016 11:31 PM (Enq6K)

Huh. I must have been thinking of something else then.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2016 11:32 PM (0mRoj)

221 206
If I am not mistaken, the SAD lights are very bright and the scientific
explanation for how they work is that the bright light temporarily
blinds the red corpuscles, resulting in hundreds of tiny little
corpuscle collisions in the main arterial tracts of the body. These
collisions cause spillage of trace amounts of happy chemicals known as
endorphins that then course through your bloodstream and elevate your
mood. Sort of like when a semi hauling pork ribs collides on the
interstate with a semi hauling barbecue sauce. If I am not mistaken.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 25, 2016 11:26 PM (wPiJc)

Imma send this to my daughter and tell her it's from a doctor.

Posted by: Tami at November 25, 2016 11:32 PM (Enq6K)

222 Am I the only one who thinks her supporters might not be the only ones paying Jill Stein to demand a recount ?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 25, 2016 10:32 PM (i6Bi+)

Definitely some Clintonbux or Sorosbux going into that recount campaign. Trump needs to demand an audit of the whole thing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2016 11:32 PM (MiBfH)

223 At first I though he was trying to be a clown.
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Um... can you be sure he WASN'T trying to be a clown?

/it can be hard to tell with gay guys...

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 25, 2016 11:33 PM (OlyEd)

224 Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 25, 2016 11:32 PM (hVdx9)


Johnny Weir, by chance?

I love him, I really do.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 25, 2016 11:33 PM (i6Bi+)

225 Hey Tammy.

Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 25, 2016 11:33 PM (CRotO)

226 Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 25, 2016 11:32 PM (hVdx9)


Johnny Weir, by chance?

I love him, I really do.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
****

No idea but he was holding a super cute little doggie.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 25, 2016 11:34 PM (hVdx9)

227 Trump needs to demand an audit of the whole thing.
--

Can the states just say no, you don't have enough votes to demand a recount?

Or... can they just count Stein votes and ignore the others?

BTW, Michigan did a recount. That's why they are so late to certify. Plus, they use paper ballots here. Not really hackable.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 25, 2016 11:34 PM (OlyEd)

228 Set up a Laser Star Shower aimed at the front door, and just about blinded myself walking out to turn it off.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 25, 2016 11:29 PM (U6f54)


Yes, one of the neighbors had one pointed up at the 60ft fir tree in his front yard, and we are on the flight path to the local airfield.

I wonder if the FAA came by to ask that he turn it off

Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2016 11:34 PM (vU79J)

229 Late to the party, as usual...

I don't care what anyone says - I've been enjoying these hokey movies on the local Christian channel.
Just finished "The Encounter." I thought it was pretty darned good. Actually, better than that.

Now, off to read the comments. I might even read the content after that!

(After a piece of pumpkin pie or four)

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 25, 2016 11:35 PM (Neixe)

230 The AKC show where the greyhound won? There was a flamingly gay guy dressed so badly that one could only think he wanted it to be obvious he was a flaming homo. His hair was awful too. At first I though he was trying to be a clown.

Most male handlers & judges are gay. Known fact in the show world. Had a wonderful handler but he was ghey but knew his dogs

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 25, 2016 11:35 PM (voOPb)

231 Hey Chi.

Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 25, 2016 11:36 PM (CRotO)

232 I wonder if the FAA came by to ask that he turn it off
--

That's a HUGE problem.

More likely the FAA called the police and they had an unpleasant chat with him.

planes + lasers= prison time

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 25, 2016 11:36 PM (OlyEd)

233 ... and by the way, no croquet, either. croquet was banned in boston for contributing to the immortals of youth because during play, couples would wander off to spoon in the bushes.

but only in boston.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 25, 2016 10:40 PM (WTSFk)

As long as they are not forking in the road...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2016 11:36 PM (MiBfH)

234 Kinda wished someone had told me about that when I was stationed up in Keflavik, Iceland in the early '70's. Six months of day, six months of night. I have to admit that the aurora's were spectacular during the night time.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 25, 2016 11:36 PM (9iR5/)

235 Bravo Decision Desk!

I've been telling and showing people since Sept. that the polls were using a demographic model which assumed people with grad. degrees (12% of the population) would be form 16 to 30% of the voters, college 4 year grads (20% of the population) would be 30 to 40% of the voters and those without degrees (67% of the population) being only 35 to 54% of the voters.

And that the grad. degree people were highly tilted to Hillary and those with just a HS diploma were tilted toward Trump. The 4 year degree and some college people were more closely split.

Yes, those without a college degree in most elections stay home more than those with college degrees but they were exactly who Trump was aiming at with his rallies and social media.

Blue collar workers were shoved out of power in the Democratic Party first in 68-72 but were still needed as votes so blue dogs were recruited to keep them voting Dem. Obama/Reid/Pelosi decided their coalition of feminists & minorities & the highly educated was big enough and so ditched the blue collar voters. Almost worked and would have against any other [R]

Posted by: geoffb5 at November 25, 2016 11:38 PM (d3wbb)

236 couples would wander off to spoon in the bushes.

but only in boston.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 25, 2016 10:40 PM (WTSFk)


BTW, "spooning" is not a synonym for "making out". Sort of the opposite, really.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 25, 2016 11:38 PM (zc3Db)

237 The AKC show where the greyhound won? There was a flamingly gay guy dressed so badly that one could only think he wanted it to be obvious he was a flaming homo. His hair was awful too. At first I though he was trying to be a clown.
****

Most male handlers & judges are gay. Known fact in the show world. Had a wonderful handler but he was ghey but knew his dogs

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
****

Don't care about gay, but the effeminate ones bother me for some reason. Especially the flamers.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 25, 2016 11:38 PM (hVdx9)

238
At first I though he was trying to be a clown.
---
Um... can you be sure he WASN'T trying to be a clown?


Sounds like Milo.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 25, 2016 11:38 PM (IqV8l)

239 234 Kinda wished someone had told me about that when I was stationed up in Keflavik, Iceland in the early '70's. Six months of day, six months of night."

God, that must really mess up sleeping patterns.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 25, 2016 11:39 PM (P8951)

240 On the street we call that "1 gram".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 25, 2016 11:28 PM (zc3Db)

I call that a key bump.

Posted by: Hillary powering through Kuru at November 25, 2016 11:39 PM (s7y11)

241 I have a SAD light, but I lack the patience to use it.

Having a flexible schedule, and being able to get up later in the winter is the best cure.

That DOES limit your career options, though.

Posted by: Oschisms at November 25, 2016 11:40 PM (ZsN9X)

242 209
Dan Savage is only promoting the normal sexual behavior of adult and little child sexual love. Its protected under Amendment the First.
Posted by: Hillary powering through Kuru



Hey, it's legal up here, as long as peanut butter is somehow involved.

Posted by: Canada - America's Toque
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 25, 2016 11:27 PM (kdS6q)


How you doing?

Posted by: Toby the Beagle at November 25, 2016 11:40 PM (1JnAL)

243 Never go full Buzzfeed.

Posted by: Hillary powering through Kuru at November 25, 2016 11:41 PM (s7y11)

244 CONGRATULATIONS!!!! Details?

And happy birthday!

I am so thrilled for you, I could jump up and down!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 25, 2016 11:29 PM (i6Bi+)

=====

Thank you! I took your advice and put a ring on it before she knew what she was really doing.

A small ceremony with Family/close friends only at a favorite local place, followed by a blowout at the Yacht Club I use.

I got a Pilot friend of mine to pull a "Congratulations Tim and Anne Marie" banner across the sky during the party.

Good God, life has been wonderful since I met her.

Posted by: Flyboy at November 25, 2016 11:43 PM (L+dg+)

245 OK, time to finally go take a close look and see if I can find the burrs in the Mosin-Nagant chamber that make it a brass-case-only rifle (good cheapo steel-case Soviet surplus ammo is a beyotch to extract).


But, before that


Is the Meatball moving to Canada or anything - I thought he was skeered of the raycismm that obviously was the basis of T-Rump's campaign? Though I admit I didn't read the NYT profile, relied on morons' summaries.


And why is it so hard to boycott the crap put out by Hollywood these days (and for some time)? Endless, uninteresting remakes and sequels/prequels/Nyquils with vastly over-loud volume and computer effects an intern can do. Usually with stupid political sub-texts and typically with over incredibly stupid Twatter political opining by the cretinous creators.


Just lucky I guess to find 90% of current pop culture incredibly dull.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 25, 2016 11:44 PM (QDnY+)

246 At first I though he was trying to be a clown.
---
Um... can you be sure he WASN'T trying to be a clown?

Sounds like Milo.


Posted by: Bertram Cabot
****

Milo would not b caught dead is the clothing abomination this guy was wearing. And the hair? Done by Stevie Wonder.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 25, 2016 11:44 PM (hVdx9)

247
... and by the way, no croquet, either. croquet was banned in boston for contributing to the immortals

They would play forever.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 25, 2016 11:45 PM (IqV8l)

248 239 234 Kinda wished someone had told me about that when I was stationed up in Keflavik, Iceland in the early '70's. Six months of day, six months of night."

God, that must really mess up sleeping patterns.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 25, 2016 11:39 PM (P8951)

And makes it impossible to do a production of "Annie." What do they sing, "the sun will come out in 6 months..."?

Posted by: josephistan at November 25, 2016 11:45 PM (7qAYi)

249 233 ... and by the way, no croquet, either. croquet was banned in boston for contributing to the immortals of youth because during play, couples would wander off to spoon in the bushes.

but only in boston.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 25, 2016 10:40 PM (WTSFk)

As long as they are not forking in the road...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2016 11:36 PM (MiBfH)
***
Frightening the horses

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 25, 2016 11:46 PM (/33sy)

250 254........apologized for airing the pron in Boston last night.

However, now there's word that they're asking Martha Raddatz to do a striptease while reading the news every night


Dammit qdp even Stevie wonder doesn't want to see that

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 25, 2016 11:46 PM (voOPb)

251 A dog with his head out the car window is smelling the entire world. His happiness is a reason to not smoke, protect your hearing ect.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 25, 2016 11:47 PM (VdICR)

252 Posted by: junior at November 25, 2016 11:08 PM (ff27+)

I haven't read through the thread yet, but about this picture -- it was when Romney left and went in the wrong direction . The conversation I heard was simply Trump telling him that. I dunno'

Posted by: gracepc at November 25, 2016 11:47 PM (OU4q6)

253 He went left when he should have gone right?

Slow night tonight.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 25, 2016 11:48 PM (VdICR)

254 @227 Can the states just say no, you don't have enough votes to demand a recount?

Or... can they just count Stein votes and ignore the others?

----------------------

Most states have a law on the books that says that any candidate can demand a recount, provided that they pay for it. Presumably it's an anti-corruption thing, since you know that had gone all-out to cheat might be inclined to deny a recount if they had any excuse to do so.

And I doubt they can only count Stein's votes. If, for instance, the recount suddenly determined that Stein had picked up an extra 5,000 votes, but the total number of voters remained the same, then it might be important to figure out whose vote total(s) was overcounted by 5,000 in the original tally.

Posted by: junior at November 25, 2016 11:49 PM (ff27+)

255 Good God, life has been wonderful since I met her.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 25, 2016 11:43

Eggsellent, best to you both!

Posted by: Farmer at November 25, 2016 11:50 PM (o/90i)

256 Posted by: Flyboy at November 25, 2016 11:43 PM (L+dg+)

Congrats and happy birthday!

And goodnight, Horde.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 25, 2016 11:51 PM (P8951)

257 How many Steins are there in a Johnson?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 25, 2016 11:51 PM (IqV8l)

258 CONGRATULATIONS!!!! Details?

And happy birthday!

I am so thrilled for you, I could jump up and down!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 25, 2016 11:29 PM (i6Bi+)

======

More details....honeymoon was at the Place in Belize. Half working, for real, half exploring the Islands within 50 miles. It was freaking awesome.

Posted by: Flyboy at November 25, 2016 11:52 PM (L+dg+)

259
Buzzfeed Brandon

"[Trump is] not winning Wisconsin, where Republicans rejected him strongly back in April and barely favor him over Clinton in the Milwaukee suburbs."

NYT

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 25, 2016 11:52 PM (kdS6q)

260 Evenin Horde of Tryptophantacular,

Wanted to point out the link Matty D featured the other day about Jared Kushner. It's a Fortune interview centerpiece.

If you've read CDR M's DecisionDeskHQ link at the top....
And want to know HOW they won those states and convinced those folks of the WHY to vote Trump, it's in the story.

JK is scary fuckin smart....Razor Sharp....and Motivated.


http://tinyurl.com/hzvq9gz

I've tried to link it tiny style.....

It really is worth reading.

Hope alls been well y'all.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 25, 2016 11:52 PM (5tNd8)

261 163 In short, the picture by itself doesn't provide enough information.
Posted by: junior at November 25, 2016 11:08 PM (ff27+)

Sure it does. Trump is in it, so he's shouting something violent, hateful, racist, xenophobic and sexist.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2016 11:09 PM (0mRoj)


Threadwinner!

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 25, 2016 11:52 PM (sdi6R)

262 And goodnight, Horde.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 25, 2016 11:51

Night Donna. Remember HILLARY WILL NEVER BE PRESIDENT! Sleep well, that should help.
T

Posted by: Farmer at November 25, 2016 11:53 PM (o/90i)

263 @252 I haven't read through the thread yet, but about this picture -- it was when Romney left and went in the wrong direction . The conversation I heard was simply Trump telling him that. I dunno'
------------------

Anon Y. Mous posted some context on the pic in @173. Trump was apparently shouting at the press (which is why he's looking directly at the camera). Nothing hostile going on in the pic (outside of the minds of the press, of course).

Posted by: junior at November 25, 2016 11:53 PM (ff27+)

264
Buzzfeed Brandon

"John Kasich, Marco Rubio, Jeb Bush, Rand Paul, and I'd even say Ted Cruz here -- any of them would be outperforming Trump right now."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 25, 2016 11:53 PM (kdS6q)

265 Congrats and happy birthday!

And goodnight, Horde.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 25, 2016 11:51 PM (P8951)

======

Thank you Donna. Sleep well.

Posted by: Flyboy at November 25, 2016 11:54 PM (L+dg+)

266 Having to read my 20-something daughter's FB page for her to see how her friends see the news, I do not doubt for an instant that Jill Stein has a gazillion contributors to her fund.

They are that unhinged.

Posted by: Sal at November 25, 2016 11:54 PM (hA4a+)

267 There can't be much money in Tranny Porn.

Posted by: garrett at November 25, 2016 11:54 PM (c8Ctg)

268 One night when I was in Keflavik there was a full moon overhead. When the aurora happened, it was like a sunburst around the moon. I have no idea what kind of phenomena caused that to happen, but it was breathtaking.
And as to sleep patterns, you got used to it. I was there for only two years. Keep in mind that those native Icelandic's grew up and lived their entire lives with that solar rhythm.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 25, 2016 11:54 PM (9iR5/)

269 247
... and by the way, no croquet, either. croquet was banned in boston for contributing to the immortals

They would play forever.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 25, 2016 11:45 PM (IqV8l)
***
heh.... my greatgrandfather, the 'Cossack' - he was a Polish Jew drafted into the Imperial Russian Army, and ended up in the cavalry, somehow or other - had a brother who was a bit 'off.' He'd play croquet every Sunday morning, even brooming the snow off the grass if need be. A genius, by all accounts, and a good businessman, but he was an odd duck.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 25, 2016 11:55 PM (/33sy)

270 Uh, I'm only a few comments in, but I just remembered a question I had for Grammie & MisHum -
Can I see the WDS on rabbit ear TV tomorrow? Or Is it only on cable channels?

I want to see that greyhound, and especially the minpin that took 3rd.
(Thanks for the heads up, MH)


Speaking of -
When was the last time Westminster Dog Show made an appearance?
Hope she's doing well.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 25, 2016 11:57 PM (Neixe)

271 267 There can't be much money in Tranny Porn.

Posted by: garrett at November 25, 2016 11:54 PM (c8Ctg)
***
you make most of your money blackmailing the customers.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 25, 2016 11:57 PM (/33sy)

272 Posted by: Flyboy at November 25, 2016 11:52 PM (L+dg+)

The ceremony, the banner, the honeymoon all sound perfect and you deserve every bit of it! You were high school sweethearts, yes?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 25, 2016 11:59 PM (i6Bi+)

273 I demand a recount.

Posted by: Ready For Jeb!!11!! at November 25, 2016 11:59 PM (Tyii7)

274 Hello, SMFH, how are you doing?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 25, 2016 11:59 PM (i6Bi+)

275 'Evening, Hillbillyking!

You'll enjoy comment #11. B'lieve me, bigly!

(and now, off to read that Kushner article)


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 25, 2016 11:59 PM (v5iqM)

276 Does Trump strike any of you people as a forgive and forget type? After Romney refused to back him and even tried to sabotage him with McNuffin - do you really believe Romney gets to be SOS in the Trump administration? I think the "frank talk" they had was Trump saying "No f*cking way you backstabbing asshole."


Posted by: An Observation at November 26, 2016 12:00 AM (njCIO)

277
NYT

"In what year will Republicans win Pennsylvania?"

Buzzfeed Brandon

"2020 or 2024. Democrats win this time"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 26, 2016 12:00 AM (kdS6q)

278 My husband still watches fux news for some reason. I caught a clip of Jesse Watters doing Watters' World in NYC. Conclusion....everybody in NYC is ghey. It was so blatant. Weird, I thought there were still some masculine men in the city but it appears I was wrong..............

Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at November 26, 2016 12:02 AM (JNDQi)

279 The ceremony, the banner, the honeymoon all sound perfect and you deserve every bit of it! You were high school sweethearts, yes?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 25, 2016 11:59 PM (i6Bi+)

=======

It was all sorts of awesome.

Yes were, for about a year. Seemed like a lifetime back then. Not so much now .

Posted by: Flyboy at November 26, 2016 12:02 AM (L+dg+)

280 re: the decision desk buzzfeed CAC post. I remember reading him posting over here around 2012ish saying the only way to win PA was to be more moderate, to micro target issues to specific counties, etc. etc. etc. THEN there was that nyt times piece a few weeks before the election saying that Trump was a racist who was going to get his ass handed to him and NOW CAC is mansplaining how and why Trump won and how obvious it was (hint: whiteys).

Hmmm...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 26, 2016 12:03 AM (cJrMO)

281
I demand a recount.
Posted by: Ready For Jeb!!11!!


Maybe you could get your 27 Generals and Admirals to pull a "7 days in May" operation.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 26, 2016 12:03 AM (IqV8l)

282 276 Does Trump strike any of you people as a forgive and forget type? After Romney refused to back him and even tried to sabotage him with McNuffin - do you really believe Romney gets to be SOS in the Trump administration? I think the "frank talk" they had was Trump saying "No f*cking way you backstabbing asshole."


Posted by: An Observation at November 26, 2016 12:00 AM (njCIO)


...frankly, I will be disappointed if this is anything more than Trump rubbing it in Romneys face that he's an asshole.

if Romney gets a position in the cabinet, I will be ... well, it will make me very nervous.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 26, 2016 12:04 AM (cJrMO)

283 Well, if they decide to flip MI, PA and WI to Hillary, she will be our president.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 26, 2016 12:04 AM (OlyEd)

284 Jeb! has $100,000,000.00 the backing of the party movers/shakers and is the front runner for the nomination. He is the only one who can beat Hillary. Polls show his favorables are far higher than any other Republican.

Posted by: Polling man at November 26, 2016 12:05 AM (njCIO)

285 I'm wondering if Trump is asking for input, and the names of Romney subordinates that Romney would like to suggest for junior staffers, possibly to be promoted to more responsibility as time goes by and slots open up.

That's the sort of guys both of them are.

Romney gets to save face and promote his own people, and Trump gets to say I want your input but I can't take your participation

Posted by: Kindltot at November 26, 2016 12:06 AM (vU79J)

286 Well, if they decide to flip MI, PA and WI to Hillary, she will be our president.


Posted by: shibumi
****

And then there will be blood...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 26, 2016 12:07 AM (hVdx9)

287 283
Well, if they decide to flip MI, PA and WI to Hillary, she will be our president.

And that's when the sh*t will hit the proverbial phan.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 26, 2016 12:07 AM (9iR5/)

288 285 I'm wondering if Trump is asking for input, and the names of Romney subordinates that Romney would like to suggest for junior staffers, possibly to be promoted to more responsibility as time goes by and slots open up.

That's the sort of guys both of them are.

Romney gets to save face and promote his own people, and Trump gets to say I want your input but I can't take your participation
Posted by: Kindltot at November 26, 2016 12:06 AM (vU79J)

I hope not. I'm hoping its more like this:

http://tinyurl.com/jofolkc

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 26, 2016 12:07 AM (cJrMO)

289 287 283
Well, if they decide to flip MI, PA and WI to Hillary, she will be our president.

And that's when the sh*t will hit the proverbial phan.
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 26, 2016 12:07 AM (9iR5/)

If that happens it will be because of rampant fraud, and it will get ugly.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 26, 2016 12:08 AM (0mRoj)

290 267 There can't be much money in Tranny Porn.

Posted by: garrett at November 25, 2016 11:54 PM (c8Ctg)

More than you think.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at November 26, 2016 12:09 AM (s7y11)

291 test&such

Posted by: Kindltot at November 26, 2016 12:09 AM (vU79J)

292 And that's when the sh*t will hit the proverbial phan.
--

Will it? The right doesn't seem to be so keen on civil war. Too busy at work.

My guess is that it would eventually, after many months, go to the Supreme Court, and Roberts would give it to Hillary!

Until the decision was made, Obama would be in charge, keeping the peace and cementing his legacy as President-god.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 26, 2016 12:09 AM (OlyEd)

293 Wow, new version of PaleMoon lets me ampersand!

Hate the default font, though.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 26, 2016 12:09 AM (vU79J)

294
Well, if they decide to flip MI, PA and WI to Hillary, she will be our president.

Every time I see someone say "Hillary will never be president" I get a little nervous. It ain't over till it's over.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 26, 2016 12:10 AM (IqV8l)

295 It was all sorts of awesome.



Yes were, for about a year. Seemed like a lifetime back then. Not so much now .

Posted by: Flyboy at November 26, 2016 12:02 AM (L+dg+)

You sound very happy! Congratulations! Been married to my high school sweetheart for about 37 years.
Night all!

Posted by: Tami at November 26, 2016 12:10 AM (Enq6K)

296 Hmmm...
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 26, 2016 12:03 AM

Does anyone have a link to the NYT article about CAC? I'm tired after lots driving after a great Thanksgiving. No politicl BS came up, we all agreed. Well cept for the 7 yo and 2 yo, they we just crazy energetic and noisy. But fun.

Posted by: Farmer at November 26, 2016 12:11 AM (o/90i)

297 I think a recount overturning the election is precisely what this country needs.

Time to dump retried beans into the harbor.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at November 26, 2016 12:11 AM (HGI1Q)

298 I'm waiting and seeing before freaking out here. If Trump, builds the wall & gets a handle on immigration, selects true conservative SC Justices, heads us toward energy independence, and kills obammycare, that would be a good first term. Everything else is gravy and BY FAR BETTER THAN THE ALTERNATIVEWOULD HAVE BEEN!!!!! So give the dude a f'ing chance....chill...

Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at November 26, 2016 12:11 AM (JNDQi)

299 The weirdest thing about Jill Stein's recount madness is that she flat-out said, "Hillary will start a nuclear war."

Posted by: RKae at November 26, 2016 12:11 AM (JTuAn)

300
My guess is that it would eventually, after many months, go to the Supreme Court, and Roberts would give it to Hillary!

It's a tax.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 26, 2016 12:12 AM (IqV8l)

301 The weirdest thing about Jill Stein's recount madness is that she flat-out said, "Hillary will start a nuclear war."
--

I think that has now been amended to "Hillary will start a nuclear war, but I'll have a million dollar beach house!"

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 26, 2016 12:12 AM (OlyEd)

302
I really doubt hillary clinton wants this recount thing because the end result will be Her Losing The Election AGAIN and she knows it.

I'm fine with it because there's nothing more I'd love to do than celebrate Trump's win AGAIN.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 26, 2016 12:13 AM (aWarA)

303 My guess is that it would eventually, after many months, go to the Supreme Court, and Roberts would give it to Hillary!

It's a tax.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

-----

It's a whole BUNCH of taxes!

Posted by: RKae at November 26, 2016 12:13 AM (JTuAn)

304 299
The weirdest thing about Jill Stein's recount madness is that she flat-out said, "Hillary will start a nuclear war."

Our friend George Soros gave her an offer she couldn't refuse. The horse head in her bed convinced her to "do the right thing".

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 26, 2016 12:13 AM (9iR5/)

305
It'll be fun to watch the fake news media tell me Trump Won AGAIN and that hillary clinton Lost AGAIN.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 26, 2016 12:14 AM (aWarA)

306 Y'all haven't heard of the Jill Stein Foundation?

Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at November 26, 2016 12:14 AM (JNDQi)

307
Does anyone have a link to the NYT article about CAC?
Posted by: Farmer



http://tinyurl.com/zo2wumr

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 26, 2016 12:14 AM (kdS6q)

308
I think that has now been amended to "Hillary will start a nuclear war, but I'll have a million dollar beach house!"
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people


Has Jill never seen "On the Beach"?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 26, 2016 12:15 AM (IqV8l)

309 You sound very happy! Congratulations! Been married to my high school sweetheart for about 37 years.
Night all!
Posted by: Tami at November 26, 2016 12:10 AM (Enq6K)

======

I am Tami, thank you. I am just now getting a second chance at that feeling. It is all kinds of awesome!

Sleep well.

Posted by: Flyboy at November 26, 2016 12:15 AM (L+dg+)

310
But but but but she got 1.8M more votes.

SFWHHH

So Fucking What Ha Ha Ha

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 26, 2016 12:15 AM (aWarA)

311 Jill Stein needs to just go away. And take all her loonies with her.

Posted by: Jmel at November 26, 2016 12:15 AM (K7hjJ)

312 I really doubt hillary clinton wants this recount thing because the end result will be Her Losing The Election AGAIN and she knows it.


I'm fine with it because there's nothing more I'd love to do than celebrate Trump's win AGAIN.
--

Flipping these three states would give Hillary the electoral votes.

Maybe they already have the fix in; the first fix with illegals didn't work, so now they're going to fix the recount in three states.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 26, 2016 12:16 AM (OlyEd)

313 My guess is that it would eventually, after many months, go to the Supreme Court, and Roberts would give it to Hillary!

It's a tax.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

----

What the hell kind of movie casts Fred Astaire and then doesn't have a big dance feature?

Posted by: RKae at November 26, 2016 12:16 AM (JTuAn)

314 What the hell kind of movie casts Fred Astaire and then doesn't have a big dance feature?
Posted by: RKae

----

Umm... that was a reference to your "On the Beach" comment.

WTF. Hit "Ctrl C" but it "didn't take." Fuckin' computers.

Posted by: RKae at November 26, 2016 12:18 AM (JTuAn)

315 I think Stein - as an uber leftist - is so clinically insane that she is hoping to win the recount.

Posted by: An Observation at November 26, 2016 12:18 AM (njCIO)

316
What the hell kind of movie casts Fred Astaire and then doesn't have a big dance feature?
Posted by: RKae


He danced with the race car.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 26, 2016 12:18 AM (IqV8l)

317 OK.
kinda mostly caught up on comments.

Hello to you too, pretty lady.

Not you, AOP.
But thanks for the Hatch lookout. There's a Walmarket about a mile away. I'll check them after the riots subside next week. (I wonder if any seeds in a canned pepper are still viable?)

Flyboy -
Congrats on the nuptials. You DO seem happier in general these days.
I'm happy for you.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 26, 2016 12:18 AM (Neixe)

318 Been perusin the thread a bit....

Plus 1 to Brother J an Unc P from the start.

@52, Bigbys OP,

"I've always been sort of allergic to the Japanese approach and consider aikido something of a rip off of Chinese footwork but sounds interesting enough to try."

Give it a try.....physics an anatomy prove aikidos worth.
Especially once you've experienced it first hand.

Combined with strikin and ground....its an unlimited tool.

Excellent ONT CDR. Thanks.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 26, 2016 12:20 AM (5tNd8)

319
The WI election commission is still waiting to receive a cost estimate from county clerks to calculate the fee that Stein's campaign will have to pay before the start of the recount. Costs are likely to be steep. In Wisconsin past statewide recounts for a non-presidential year cost more than $520,000, according to an incomplete survey carried out by the AP in the wake of a contested Supreme Court election in 2011.




Walker balances the WI budget by up-charging Stein for floor mats and Scotch-guarding the seats.

Tres amuse.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 26, 2016 12:20 AM (kdS6q)

320 Flyboy -
Congrats on the nuptials. You DO seem happier in general these days.
I'm happy for you.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 26, 2016 12:18 AM (Neixe)

====

Thank you Chi. I am, and appreciate the kind words.

Posted by: Flyboy at November 26, 2016 12:20 AM (L+dg+)

321 What the hell kind of movie casts Fred Astaire and then doesn't have a big dance feature?
Posted by: RKae
-------

The Ferrari Testa Rosa was compensation.

Posted by: Outdoor light at November 26, 2016 12:20 AM (/cksx)

322 Y'all haven't heard of the Jill Stein Foundation?

Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at November 26, 2016 12:14 AM (JNDQi)

She uses Spackle, just like Hillaroid, doesn't she?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 26, 2016 12:21 AM (MiBfH)

323 God, I hope this is true:

http://tinyurl.com/joco8qm


Rest in Hell, tyrant.

Posted by: Thrawn at November 26, 2016 12:22 AM (cC/ZB)

324 "Cuban state-run television announces Fidel Castro died at 7pm local time today. He was 90 years old."

Posted by: Thrawn at November 26, 2016 12:22 AM (cC/ZB)

325 "Cuban state-run television announces Fidel Castro died at 7pm local time today. He was 90 years old."

Posted by: Thrawn
****

HAPPY DANCE!!!!!!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 26, 2016 12:23 AM (hVdx9)

326 323 God, I hope this is true:

http://tinyurl.com/joco8qm


Rest in Hell, tyrant.
Posted by: Thrawn at November 26, 2016 12:22 AM (cC/ZB)

He heard about Colin Kaepernick's shirt, and it just was too much for even him to handle.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 26, 2016 12:23 AM (cJrMO)

327 Not you, AOP.
But thanks for the Hatch lookout. There's a Walmarket about a mile away. I'll check them after the riots subside next week. (I wonder if any seeds in a canned pepper are still viable?)

Doubt the seeds are viable. You should be able to get seeds or nursery seedlings from one of the seed houses.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 26, 2016 12:24 AM (MiBfH)

328 Obama should ask Colin Kaepernick to be the US representative to the Castro funeral. Then he can fucking stay there if he thinks it's so great.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 26, 2016 12:24 AM (gdnq1)

329
Flipping these three states would give Hillary the electoral votes.
Posted by: shibumi



PA isn't write a check recountable like WI. Election is done. She'd have to sue the state and provide credible evidence of significant fraud before anything happens.

Doubtful.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 26, 2016 12:25 AM (kdS6q)

330 Appropriate for the JEF to attend Castro's funeral for his final state funeral.....

Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at November 26, 2016 12:25 AM (JNDQi)

331 If true, Florida will erupt in celebration!!!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 26, 2016 12:25 AM (hVdx9)

332 302
I really doubt hillary clinton wants this recount thing because the end result will be Her Losing The Election AGAIN and she knows it.

I'm fine with it because there's nothing more I'd love to do than celebrate Trump's win AGAIN.
Posted by: Soothsayer
------------------

While I am loathe to discuss politics/news on a Holiday/weekend/this late,
I will probably die of a laughter attack if she loses AGAIN. Especially to Trump.
She wants nothing to do with this

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 26, 2016 12:26 AM (Neixe)

333 "Cuban state-run television announces Fidel Castro died at 7pm local time today. He was 90 years old."

Posted by: Thrawn at November 26, 2016 12:22 AM (cC/ZB)

Maybe he caught terminal dick flu from that blowjob that Justin Trudeau gave him.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 26, 2016 12:26 AM (MiBfH)

334 312
Maybe they already have the fix in; the first fix with illegals didn't work, so now they're going to fix the recount in three states.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 26, 2016 12:16 AM (OlyEd)


Yeah, they were too complacent the first time and skimped on bus fare to drive the homeless from poll to poll.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 26, 2016 12:26 AM (sdi6R)

335
"Cuban state-run television announces Fidel Castro died at 7pm local time today. He was 90 years old."
Posted by: Thrawn




Obama orders US flags flow at half-staff in tribute, and the Navy renames the USS Ford as the USS Fidel in his honor.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 26, 2016 12:26 AM (kdS6q)

336 Trump scared him to death!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 26, 2016 12:27 AM (i6Bi+)

337 329
Flipping these three states would give Hillary the electoral votes.
Posted by: shibumi



PA isn't write a check recountable like WI. Election is done. She'd have to sue the state and provide credible evidence of significant fraud before anything happens.

Doubtful.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 26, 2016 12:25 AM (kdS6q)

AFAIK, MI is also certified, so no recount, she'll have to sue there as well.

Posted by: josephistan at November 26, 2016 12:27 AM (7qAYi)

338 325 "Cuban state-run television announces Fidel Castro died at 7pm local time today. He was 90 years old."

Posted by: Thrawn
****

HAPPY DANCE!!!!!!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 26, 2016 12:23 AM (hVdx9)
***
It'll look like Riverdance rehearsals at his grave.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 26, 2016 12:27 AM (/33sy)

339 297 ... retried beans ...

if they weren't any good the first time you tried them, what would make you think they'd be better the second time?

Posted by: Anachronda at November 26, 2016 12:27 AM (9V9l3)

340 Castro-Rest In Hell!

Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at November 26, 2016 12:27 AM (JNDQi)

341 @ 275,

All the BEST Brother J!!!

Hope all's well down South.....

I caught @11 in my perusin......high octane Burns when snorted mid swig.....heh.



Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 26, 2016 12:27 AM (5tNd8)

342 Confirmation on Castro?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 12:27 AM (/cksx)

343 325 "Cuban state-run television announces Fidel Castro died at 7pm local time today. He was 90 years old."

Posted by: Thrawn
****

HAPPY DANCE!!!!!!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 26, 2016 12:23 AM (hVdx9)
***
It'll look like Riverdance rehearsals at his grave.



Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
****

God willing I will piss on his grave!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 26, 2016 12:28 AM (hVdx9)

344
Castro is dead?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 26, 2016 12:28 AM (aWarA)

345 He heard about Colin Kaepernick's shirt, and it just was too much for even him to handle.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 26, 2016 12:23 AM (cJrMO)

Hahaha!

Posted by: CDR M at November 26, 2016 12:28 AM (9I51B)

346 Shh - if we're real quiet we might be able to hear Miami start celebrating.

Posted by: josephistan at November 26, 2016 12:28 AM (7qAYi)

347 324 "Cuban state-run television announces Fidel Castro died at 7pm local time today. He was 90 years old."
Posted by: Thrawn at November 26, 2016 12:22 AM (cC/ZB)

Burn in hell, fucker. Enjoy Satan's barbed cock next to Che and Ted.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 26, 2016 12:28 AM (0mRoj)

348 The late, great Mitch Hedberg on refried beans:

https://youtu.be/u8wrupgDrx8

Posted by: ibguy at November 26, 2016 12:29 AM (vUcdz)

349 342 Confirmation on Castro?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 12:27 AM (/cksx)

BBC is reporting that Cuban TV is running the story FWIW. Not sure if anyone has poked him with a stick to confirm or not.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 26, 2016 12:29 AM (cJrMO)

350 Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at November 26, 2016 12:25 AM (JNDQi)

Oh, that would be so awesome.

Shit Midas strikes again. He opens up trade/relations with Cuba and Castro dies.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 26, 2016 12:29 AM (i6Bi+)

351 324 "Cuban state-run television announces Fidel Castro died at 7pm local time today. He was 90 years old."
Posted by: Thrawn at November 26, 2016 12:22 AM (cC/ZB)


American leftists haz a sadz.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 26, 2016 12:29 AM (sdi6R)

352 297 I think a recount overturning the election is precisely what this country needs.

Time to dump retried beans into the harbor.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent
-----------------

Double Jeopardy rule should be in play here.
You can't retry them, sorry.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 26, 2016 12:29 AM (Neixe)

353 Fidel? Couldn't happen to a nicer fellow. I hope he knows what's waiting for him. I can think of a few things that I think should happen to him, but I don't want to be banned from this place.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 26, 2016 12:29 AM (9iR5/)

354
If true, Florida will erupt in celebration!!!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale



"Mi querido, put out the good dishes and the match grade ammo!"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 26, 2016 12:29 AM (kdS6q)

355
Rafael Cruz you magnificent bastard!

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 26, 2016 12:29 AM (aWarA)

356 342 Confirmation on Castro?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 12:27 AM (/cksx)

Another news outlets now reporting, looks legit this time (hopefully):

https://twitter.com/BBCWorld/status/802383292741939200

Posted by: Thrawn at November 26, 2016 12:29 AM (cC/ZB)

357 Cuban state-run television announces Fidel Castro died at 7pm local time today. He was 90 years old.

Your pineapple awaits...

Posted by: Lord of the Underworld at November 26, 2016 12:30 AM (J9FkY)

358 I don't see anything re Castro, yet.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 12:30 AM (/cksx)

359 Cuban state TV is PBS, right?

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 26, 2016 12:30 AM (gdnq1)

360 http://tinyurl.com/zo2wumr
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 26, 2016 12:14

TYVM

Posted by: Farmer at November 26, 2016 12:30 AM (o/90i)

361 My mom will cry with joy if Castro is dead.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 26, 2016 12:30 AM (hVdx9)

362 Of course, even if Fidel is dead, Raoul is still in charge & Cuba is still a Communist shithole prison state.

Posted by: josephistan at November 26, 2016 12:30 AM (7qAYi)

363 Goodnight all, thanks for the great chat!! Happy post-Thanksgiving weekend. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 26, 2016 12:31 AM (u8kLQ)

364 "Cuban state-run television announces Fidel Castro died at 7pm local time today. He was 90 years old."

Posted by: Thrawn

======

Damn. I already got what I wanted for my Birthday.

This is just icing on the cake, if true.

Posted by: Flyboy at November 26, 2016 12:31 AM (L+dg+)

365

CNN reported it.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 26, 2016 12:31 AM (aWarA)

366 CNN calls him dead.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 12:31 AM (/cksx)

367 Hopefully, we don't lower our flags for Castro.

Posted by: CDR M at November 26, 2016 12:31 AM (9I51B)

368 BBC an Express are confirmin Fidels (way to fuckin long) end.....

Lil Havana will be WILD tonite!

Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 26, 2016 12:31 AM (5tNd8)

369 CNN calls him dead.

Posted by: Mike Hammer
****
FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!

Cubs
Trump
Castro dead!!!!
SPLOOOGE!!!!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 26, 2016 12:32 AM (hVdx9)

370
Evan McMullin*

May Fidel Castro's passing open the door to more freedom and opportunity for the Cuban people.

*Not gay. Evan and his friend were just wrestling!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 26, 2016 12:32 AM (kdS6q)

371 Cue Obama to make a speech about what a hero the SOB was. Hell, Obama will probably go to the funeral.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 12:33 AM (/cksx)

372 366 CNN calls him dead.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 12:31 AM (/cksx)


Yeah, CNN is into that "fake news", aren't they?

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 26, 2016 12:33 AM (sdi6R)

373
Can't wait to see Trump's tweet. Whatever it is, the fake news media will criticize it for days.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 26, 2016 12:33 AM (aWarA)

374 366
CNN calls him dead.

Yeah, but this is the same outfit that declared Hitlery the winner and Trump dead. I'll wait for another source.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 26, 2016 12:33 AM (9iR5/)

375
Hell, Obama will probably go to the funeral.

He should stay there.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 26, 2016 12:34 AM (aWarA)

376 Chi. 2.49 for a packet of Hatch chile seeds here.

http://www.sandiaseed.com/collections/ green-chile-seeds remove space.

Posted by: PaleRider with link to the funeral expense fund for SMFH's Carl at November 26, 2016 12:34 AM (Jen0I)

377 Reported from several international sources. The only good commie is a dead commie.

Posted by: Afroman at November 26, 2016 12:34 AM (dXUZR)

378 CNN calls him dead.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 12:31 AM (/cksx)

Beautiful plumage, ain't it, though?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 26, 2016 12:34 AM (MiBfH)

379 "Cuban state-run television announces Fidel Castro died at 7pm local time today. He was 90 years old."
Posted by: Thrawn
****
HAPPY DANCE!!!!!!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 26, 2016 12:23 AM

Ehh, what you say? Francisco Franco is still dead?

Posted by: Farmer at November 26, 2016 12:35 AM (o/90i)

380 >>"Cuban state-run television announces Fidel Castro died at 7pm local time today. He was 90 years old."


There's a State Funeral Obama will attend.

Posted by: garrett at November 26, 2016 12:35 AM (c8Ctg)

381 *fuck! What do I do now?*

Posted by: Raul at November 26, 2016 12:35 AM (/cksx)

382
"Hola bambe, hungala dimba Fidel Castro.. *click* *click* *click* *click* ..hola bambe, allah bumba bubba hulla humba hey."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 26, 2016 12:36 AM (kdS6q)

383 >>CNN calls him dead.


Tranny Snuff Film at 11.

Posted by: garrett at November 26, 2016 12:36 AM (c8Ctg)

384
I have good news, bad news, and good news.

The good news is Dictator Fidel Castro is finally dead at 90.

The bad news is that his younger brother Raul is the new dictator-for-life now.

The good news is that Raul Castro is 85 years old.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 26, 2016 12:37 AM (aWarA)

385 366 CNN calls him dead.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 12:31 AM (/cksx)

Not the most reliable of sources, but I guess we'll go for it. Looks like a consensus is growing.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 26, 2016 12:37 AM (cJrMO)

386 I feel bad for the Cuban people. Batista was a corrupt piece of crap, but Fidel took it to a whole new level. Hopefully, Raul follows in his brother's footsteps shortly.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 26, 2016 12:37 AM (9iR5/)

387 Somehow, Justin Trudeau killed him. Last foreign visitor he had. Probably brought in some disease that killed the already-weak Castro.

Cuba to declare war against Canada, 3, 2, 1.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 26, 2016 12:37 AM (MiBfH)

388 276 Does Trump strike any of you people as a forgive and forget type? After Romney refused to back him and even tried to sabotage him with McNuffin - do you really believe Romney gets to be SOS in the Trump administration? I think the "frank talk" they had was Trump saying "No f*cking way you backstabbing asshole."


Posted by: An Observation at November 26, 2016 12:00 AM (njCIO)


Donald Trump is a businessman, a successful one.

During his career he has worked with people that said all kinds of things about him, and probably tried to sabotage him on other things.

If it can get him from point A to point B, Trump would have named Romney his Vice President if need be.

He may have a list, but he isn't going to cut off his nose to spite his face.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 26, 2016 12:37 AM (1JnAL)

389
#dicksoutforfidel

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 26, 2016 12:37 AM (aWarA)

390 It's going to be sickening to see all the knob-gobbling eulogies from the MFM in the next few days, though.

Posted by: josephistan at November 26, 2016 12:37 AM (7qAYi)

391 I have passed the link about Castro to my friend, Val Prieto of the Babalu Blog.

http://babalublog.com


That's about the most serious of all the Cuban blogs in Miami.

Val is an old friend from the early days of blogging.

*break*

*update*


Val just returned my call, and says that the vibe in Miami is still quiet. This hasn't broken as news there, yet.

Soon as it hits the networks, watch for Miami to put Mardi Gras to shame.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 26, 2016 12:37 AM (v5iqM)

392 Why would anyone attend that bastard's* funeral?



* actually was a bastard.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 12:38 AM (/cksx)

393 Hillary will never be president of the United States and Fidel Castro is residing in hell. All in all, a pretty good year.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 26, 2016 12:38 AM (ZLQuU)

394
CNN calls him dead.

I call him scumbag.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 26, 2016 12:38 AM (IqV8l)

395 Joanna Cassidy is dead?

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 26, 2016 12:38 AM (jV8Mq)

396 A poster over on hotgas.net has pointed out that the deadline for requesting a Pennsylvania recount has already passed (5 days ago) and that the only way for anything to happen is a legal challenge. The deadline for that is Monday. The legal challenge law has very specific wording, and I doubt that the Stein movement can supply the evidence of specific fraud that the law requires. Of course judge shopping and your mileage may vary. Without PA the highest electoral count for Hillary is 258 assuming WI and MI were flipped.


Posted by: An Observation at November 26, 2016 12:38 AM (njCIO)

397 Nice videos of Chavez and Castro together!

Bwahahahahahaha

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 12:39 AM (/cksx)

398 2016 is ending great like a mother f*****r!!!!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 26, 2016 12:39 AM (hVdx9)

399 385 366 CNN calls him dead.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 12:31 AM (/cksx)

Not the most reliable of sources, but I guess we'll go for it. Looks like a consensus is growing.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 26, 2016 12:37 AM (cJrMO)

The science is settled.

Posted by: josephistan at November 26, 2016 12:39 AM (7qAYi)

400 *fuck! What do I do now?*
Posted by: Raul at November 26, 2016 12:35 AM (/cksx)



First, take his name off all the Swiss bank accounts.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 26, 2016 12:39 AM (ZLQuU)

401
Colin Kaepernick defends Fidel Castro, immediately before Castro becomes a worm buffet.

Astonishing timing.

http://tinyurl.com/jadfcgz

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 26, 2016 12:39 AM (kdS6q)

402 If it can get him from point A to point B, Trump would have named Romney his Vice President if need be.

He may have a list, but he isn't going to cut off his nose to spite his face.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 26, 2016 12:37 AM (1JnAL)

Romney is unacceptable to many of us. He was a piece of shit whiny RINO candidate who we were all told we had to vote for or we were unamerican, then a piece of shit whiny RINO also-ran who in 2016 decided to publicly try to undermine the R nominee.

Fuck him.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 26, 2016 12:39 AM (cJrMO)

403
CNN still hasnt used the word "dictator."

Like "radical islamic terrorism," the fake news will do its best to avoid saying "dictator" in the next few days when talking about Castro.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 26, 2016 12:40 AM (aWarA)

404 Hillary will never be president of the United States and Fidel Castro is residing in hell. All in all, a pretty good year.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 26, 2016 12:38 AM (ZLQuU)

======

And the Cubbies took the Series. Helluva quarter.

Posted by: Flyboy at November 26, 2016 12:40 AM (L+dg+)

405 God forgive me for saying this and I do not wish ill on anyone, but things are going so well for our side at this point that I'm nervous for the Elder SCOTUS Hag.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 26, 2016 12:40 AM (i6Bi+)

406
How's that socialist utopia working out for you?

Fifty years and still not there?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 26, 2016 12:40 AM (aWarA)

407 Trump, the Cubs, Catsro dead, I WISH my father was here to see this. (tearing up)

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 26, 2016 12:40 AM (hVdx9)

408

Fidel Castro, Cuba’s revolutionary leader, dies aged 90

http://tinyurl.com/z7s4v4b

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 26, 2016 12:40 AM (IqV8l)

409 "Cuban state-run television announces Fidel Castro died at 7pm local time today. He was 90 years old."


And months before Trump even takes office!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 26, 2016 12:41 AM (ZLQuU)

410
"Tragedy today, as former Cuban leader Fidel Castro was eaten by wolves. He was delicious."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 26, 2016 12:41 AM (kdS6q)

411 If Kaperdick had grown up in Cuba, he may not have ever had a failed career in footsball. He'd just be another schmuck out cutting cane in the fields for a dollar a year.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 26, 2016 12:41 AM (9iR5/)

412
Babaloooooooooo!

/Ricky Ricardo

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 26, 2016 12:41 AM (aWarA)

413 Time for bed. Who knows, maybe Mugabe will keel over tomorrow?

Posted by: josephistan at November 26, 2016 12:41 AM (7qAYi)

414 Even the vaunted Cuban doctors couldn't save him.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 26, 2016 12:42 AM (ZLQuU)

415
And months before Trump even takes office!
Posted by: Cicero



"Trump" is a killing word...

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 26, 2016 12:42 AM (kdS6q)

416 Donald Trump is a businessman, a successful one.



During his career he has worked with people that said all kinds of
things about him, and probably tried to sabotage him on other things.



If it can get him from point A to point B, Trump would have named Romney his Vice President if need be.



He may have a list, but he isn't going to cut off his nose to spite his face.


Have you read what he said about such people in his book? Ummmm... No.

Posted by: An Observation at November 26, 2016 12:42 AM (njCIO)

417 Fidel demands a recount.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 26, 2016 12:42 AM (IqV8l)

418 "Tragedy today, as former Cuban leader Fidel Castro was eaten by wolves. He was delicious."


"A dingo ate my caudillo."

-- Raul Castro

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 26, 2016 12:42 AM (ZLQuU)

419 Even the vaunted Cuban doctors couldn't save him.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 26, 2016 12:42 AM (ZLQuU)

"All the doctors in Hot Springs couldn't help him none."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 26, 2016 12:43 AM (MiBfH)

420 417
Fidel demands a recount.

Threadwinner!

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 26, 2016 12:43 AM (9iR5/)

421 BREAKING NEWS


CNN demands recount of Fidel Castro's pulse and respiration.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 26, 2016 12:43 AM (v5iqM)

422
Los Angeles Times

Fidel Castro dead at 90, charismatic icon ruled Cuba



"Anybody know how to spell Communist Dictator? No? Eff it -- we'll run the first draft."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 26, 2016 12:44 AM (kdS6q)

423 CNN demands recount of Fidel Castro's pulse and respiration.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 26, 2016 12:43 AM (v5iqM)

A little Bondo, a little paint, and a Rooshian tractor engine, and he'll be as good as new.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 26, 2016 12:45 AM (MiBfH)

424 Senor El Presidente For Life, your term is up.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 26, 2016 12:45 AM (ZLQuU)

425 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 26, 2016 12:44 AM (kdS6q)

I suspect the media will treat Fidel very kindly.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 26, 2016 12:45 AM (cJrMO)

426 Florence Henderson died today w/ Fidel, but wasn't there some other celeb type that died earlier in the day?

I'm piss I can't remember, going to look.

Posted by: Farmer at November 26, 2016 12:46 AM (o/90i)

427 Tomorrow Obama will tweet a photo of himself gazing wistfully at a picture of Castro.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 26, 2016 12:46 AM (sdi6R)

428
Breaking on CNN right now: Fidel Castro's Final Words Were....





























































...







"Hillary Clinton will never be president."




Posted by: Soothsayer at November 26, 2016 12:46 AM (aWarA)

429
I suspect the media will treat Fidel very kindly.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


Jesus Christ wouldn't get as glowing coverage.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 26, 2016 12:46 AM (IqV8l)

430 Folks I am half Cuban and trying hard not to cry with joy.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 26, 2016 12:46 AM (hVdx9)

431 Castro brought the crime rate to almost zero dontchaknow!!

Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at November 26, 2016 12:46 AM (JNDQi)

432 I suspect the media will treat Fidel very kindly.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 26, 2016 12:45 AM (cJrMO)


"He brought equality and medical care to the Cuban people, in exchange for about 80 percent of its economy."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 26, 2016 12:47 AM (ZLQuU)

433 This just in on CNN Breaking Bad News:
Jill Stein demands recount on the death of Cuban Diktater's Death! Raises 5 Million in untraceable cash!
Details at eleventy!11!!!!

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 26, 2016 12:47 AM (9iR5/)

434 Cubs
Trump
Cowboys have Dak Prescott
Castro pining for the fjords
???
Win!

Posted by: Michael the Deplorable TEXIT at November 26, 2016 12:47 AM (nvMvs)

435 Even the vaunted Cuban doctors couldn't save him.
Posted by: Cicero


Well, it was free.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 26, 2016 12:47 AM (1G5R8)

436 Soothsayer. Threadwinner. NO contest.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 26, 2016 12:47 AM (v5iqM)

437 435 Even the vaunted Cuban doctors couldn't save him.
Posted by: Cicero

Well, it was free.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 26, 2016 12:47 AM (1G5R

...I guess it's true -- you do get what you pay for.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 26, 2016 12:47 AM (cJrMO)

438 Effin shame that piece of human garbage (Castro) didn't meet his end with piano wire or a ditch he had to dig and a shot to the back of the head.


"May Fidel Castro's passing open the door to more freedom and opportunity for the Cuban people." - McMullin


Only way that will happen, you Beltway airhead, is if his brother is shot and dumped at the landfill, and a few hundred of his subordinates meet the same end - immediately.


Fortunately, since the US will once again have a president soon, there's a chance the Cubans can get some help. But first they have to help themselves.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 26, 2016 12:47 AM (QDnY+)

439 Mark Cuban died? Am I hearing this right?

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 26, 2016 12:48 AM (gdnq1)

440
Will Manso*

I'm almost 42 years old. I just made the best and most emotional call I've ever made to my parents. To tell them Fidel Castro is dead.

Live in Cuba, have your family destroyed get back to me. My mother never got to bury her mother because of that man. He can rot in hell.

Picture the devil. Now picture him dying. That's how Cuban-Americans feel right now.

*I talk sports on TV for @WPLGLocal10 and @MiamiHeat on @FoxSportsHeat.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 26, 2016 12:48 AM (kdS6q)

441 "He brought equality and medical care to the Cuban people, in exchange for about 80 percent of its economy."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 26, 2016 12:47 AM (ZLQuU)

Medical care so wonderful that Fidel himself always used Spanish doctors.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 26, 2016 12:48 AM (MiBfH)

442 439 Mark Cuban died? Am I hearing this right?
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 26, 2016 12:48 AM (gdnq1)

Yes. Tragically, Mark Cuban died from choking on a bag of dicks.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 26, 2016 12:48 AM (cJrMO)

443 I'd love to see you hanging around here soon, Raul.

Posted by: Clara Petacci at November 26, 2016 12:49 AM (ZLQuU)

444 ...I guess it's true -- you do get what you pay for.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


As a relative corrects me often, You get *no more* than you pay for.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 26, 2016 12:49 AM (1G5R8)

445 Will Manso*

I'm almost 42 years old. I just made the best and most emotional call I've ever made to my parents. To tell them Fidel Castro is dead.

Live in Cuba, have your family destroyed get back to me. My mother never got to bury her mother because of that man. He can rot in hell.

Picture the devil. Now picture him dying. That's how Cuban-Americans feel right now.

*I talk sports on TV for @WPLGLocal10 and @MiamiHeat on @FoxSportsHeat.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix
****

Godamned right.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 26, 2016 12:49 AM (hVdx9)

446 This red head from last nights compliance pics is suspected of having devoured Fidel's soul - causing his death.

http://tinyurl.com/glc4z4s

Posted by: An Observation at November 26, 2016 12:50 AM (njCIO)

447 Those that were allowed to leave were allowed a suitcase or two and three outfits IIRC.
Everything else went to the state.
BTW, things like jewelry etc. was confiscated.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 26, 2016 12:50 AM (hVdx9)

448 Party time! Cossack-style

https://youtu.be/3X6eR6F-720

https://youtu.be/-N2yepLdXJE

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 26, 2016 12:51 AM (weEyV)

449 Unfortunately for Raul, Fidel was the smart one.

Posted by: Clara Petacci at November 26, 2016 12:51 AM (ZLQuU)

450 Pls, oh Golden Scalp Weasel, do an "un-presidential" tweet celebrating the long over-due death of this human garbage, and making vague menacing hints about Cuba's need for total transformation if it wants to prosper and have normal relations with the US.


You do that, I won't have another special request for a long time.


No sooner than a week.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 26, 2016 12:52 AM (QDnY+)

451 I can die happy now.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 26, 2016 12:53 AM (hVdx9)

452 Unfortunately, we will be deluged with videos of grief stricken Cubans marching in the street, teeth gnashing, clothes being rendered, women inconsolable. All staged for the cameras, under penalty of whatever punishment the state feels like handing out, mostly really bad. Just like when Kim Jong Il kicked the bucket in North Korea.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 26, 2016 12:53 AM (9iR5/)

453
I'm genuinely happy for you, TKAW.

This is a good day.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 26, 2016 12:53 AM (aWarA)

454 Castro dead...CNN mourns...

Posted by: Rgallegos at November 26, 2016 12:54 AM (59GQk)

455 Colon Kapperdick hit the hardest.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at November 26, 2016 12:54 AM (XfJV2)

456 339 297 ... retried beans ...

if they weren't any good the first time you tried them, what would make you think they'd be better the second time?



Damn you to hell autocorrect!

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at November 26, 2016 12:54 AM (HGI1Q)

457 Sadly, I assume the Cuban police state is far too efficient and solid to disintegrate with the death of the chief gangster.


But, Cubs. Brexit. You know who.


Posted by: rhomboid at November 26, 2016 12:54 AM (QDnY+)

458 Somehow, Justin Trudeau killed him. Last foreign visitor he had. Probably brought in some disease that killed the already-weak Castro.
Cuba to declare war against Canada, 3, 2, 1.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 26, 2016 12:37 AM

TY Canada.

Posted by: JFK, CIA, La Costra Nostra, J Edgar et al

Posted by: Farmer at November 26, 2016 12:54 AM (o/90i)

459 There's a picture of him at WZ....he looks way to peaceful.....

Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at November 26, 2016 12:54 AM (JNDQi)

460 I just broke the seal on a bottle of The Glenrothes Scotch.

Smoothest Islay, ever.

And yes, I'm celebrating the death of that murdering sonfabitch Castro.

May Hell's fires reach new furies, fueled by his screams for all eternity.


I drink to his eternal damnation.


*cheers!*


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 26, 2016 12:55 AM (v5iqM)

461 Raul won't be able to hold it together is my guess and my prayer.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 26, 2016 12:55 AM (hVdx9)

462 Let's all have a Spirit Cook to prevent Colin Kapernick from wearing a tee-shirt that bears my likeness.

Posted by: Hillary powering through Kuru at November 26, 2016 12:55 AM (s7y11)

463 Can't wait to get my dead che and castro t-shirt.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at November 26, 2016 12:55 AM (XfJV2)

464 Obama will be taking selfies with Kim Jong-un at the funeral.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 26, 2016 12:55 AM (gdnq1)

465
ABC News

BREAKING: Former Cuban leader Fidel Castro has died at age 90, Cuban Pres. Raul Castro says.

[pic]

twitter.com/ABC/status/802390263771578368



ABC going with a tribute photo like the ones in the end credits of Kelly's Heroes. Copy and use it to make a Hallmark Xmas ornament for your lefty friends.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 26, 2016 12:55 AM (kdS6q)

466 In regards to Castro...

I'm almost tired of winning at this point.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at November 26, 2016 12:55 AM (HGI1Q)

467 I called my Cuban mom and she is cautiously optimistic. She fears Raul's kids will carry the torch.

Some relatives went to Cuba. She saw what had had become of the home she used to live in. She cried. It was a wreck.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 26, 2016 12:56 AM (hVdx9)

468 Sadly, I assume the Cuban police state is far too efficient and solid to disintegrate with the death of the chief gangster.


But, Cubs. Brexit. You know who.


Posted by: rhomboid at November 26, 2016 12:54 AM (QDnY+)

Could be some pretenders to the throne waiting in the wings. Raul was "acting President" because he was operating under Fidel's authority. With Fidel gone, his legitimacy as leader is diminished.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 26, 2016 12:56 AM (MiBfH)

469
So the trade was one Brady for one Castro.

Hmmm, can we trade Peter, Bobby, and Greg tomorrow for Raul, Erdogan, and Kim Jong Un?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 26, 2016 12:57 AM (aWarA)

470 All that looting of a nation really wears a guy out, I'll bet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 26, 2016 12:57 AM (ZLQuU)

471 TKAW, Raul, by this point in time, is probably just a figurehead. The real power lies in the nomenklatura and the apparatchiks.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 26, 2016 12:57 AM (9iR5/)

472 This year just keeps getting better!

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at November 26, 2016 12:58 AM (e8So3)

473 I just broke the seal on a bottle of The Glenrothes Scotch.

Smoothest Islay, ever.


That's because it isn't. It's a Speyside.

Posted by: HTL at November 26, 2016 12:59 AM (mUWne)

474 I think Castro's final words were "Florence Henderson survives."

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 26, 2016 12:59 AM (gdnq1)

475 Well let's hope for the best/worst, TKW and AOP.


Anything short of (small, modest) mass graves filled with state security and party people will be a huge disappointment.


So few fallen commie tyrannies saw justice for the gangsters. Romania. That's about it.


One reason (one of a few) Russia and Ukraine are such sick societies is that several generations of mass murder and oppression led to exactly zero justice or accounting or retribution.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 26, 2016 01:00 AM (QDnY+)

476 my thoughts:

IF Cuba does become more free, Obama will get the credit for "bravely opening trade with cuba" and the left will diminish the role of Fidels death.

IF Cuba stays just as bad or gets worse, the media will blame R's (and others) for celebrating the death of the Great Leader instead of commiserating with the people of Cuba, and thus ruining a great opportunity to "end our historic differences."

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 26, 2016 01:00 AM (cJrMO)

477 TKAW, Raul, by this point in time, is probably just a figurehead. The real power lies in the nomenklatura and the apparatchiks.


Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue
****

So hope the jockeying for position descends into chaos and the govt. collapses. I can dream can't I?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 26, 2016 01:00 AM (hVdx9)

478 TKAW, Raul, by this point in time, is probably just a figurehead. The real power lies in the nomenklatura and the apparatchiks.
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue


Should I hold my breath for a clearing of the decks, Lenin style?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 26, 2016 01:00 AM (1G5R8)

479 God, I hope they get the African Translator Guy from the Mandela Funeral.

Posted by: garrett at November 26, 2016 01:01 AM (c8Ctg)

480 African Sign Language Translator Guy.

You know who I mean.

Posted by: garrett at November 26, 2016 01:01 AM (c8Ctg)

481







Fidel Castro, Cuba's longtime revolutionary leader, dies at 90


"There are few individuals in the 20th century who had a more profound impact on a single country than Fidel Castro had in Cuba," Robert Pastor, a former national security adviser for President Jimmy Carter in the 1970s, told CNN in 2012

I can think of a few more all douche bags.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at November 26, 2016 01:02 AM (XfJV2)

482 We are saddened by the news of Comrade Fidel's passing, please pay no attention to the fake news of #pizzagate #spiritcooking

Posted by: The Podesta Brothers at November 26, 2016 01:02 AM (h7H5/)

483 Well, I am going to call it a night. For some obscure reason, I had an outbreak of hives today. Or maybe some sort of insect bites? Raised welts on my right face cheek, and on the back of my right shoulder. A few scattered ones elsewhere.

Took a benadryl capsule, and the drowsiness has set in.

Night, all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 26, 2016 01:03 AM (MiBfH)

484 480 African Sign Language Translator Guy.

You know who I mean.
Posted by: garrett at November 26, 2016 01:01 AM (c8Ctg)

He was excellent. Someone should really hire him full time. It's not like the signing needs to make sense anyways, deaf people use closed captioning.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 26, 2016 01:03 AM (cJrMO)

485 Sickening to think the idiotic affirmative action intern in the WH will disgrace the US further with his response to this joyous development.


Why the H couldn't that stupid gangster have died in two months?

Posted by: rhomboid at November 26, 2016 01:03 AM (QDnY+)

486 Pls, oh Golden Scalp Weasel, do an "un-presidential" tweet celebrating the long over-due death of this human garbage, and making vague menacing hints about Cuba's need for total transformation if it wants to prosper and have normal relations with the US.
You do that, I won't have another special request for a long time.
No sooner than a week.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 26, 2016 12:52

LOL, he prooly would have in the primary, but now he's fortunately been restrained in that area. TY Kellyanne...Kelly Ann...Kelly Annie...Poke Salad Annie...just TY.

Posted by: Farmer at November 26, 2016 01:03 AM (o/90i)

487 "There are few individuals in the 20th century who had a more profound impact on a single country than Fidel Castro had in Cuba," Robert Pastor, a former national security adviser for President Jimmy Carter in the 1970s, told CNN in 2012

I can think of a few more all douche bags.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at November 26, 2016 01:02 AM (XfJV2)

Maybe Adolf Hitler in Germany.... or Stalin on Russia... etc. etc. etc.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 26, 2016 01:03 AM (cJrMO)

488 t was a bearded 32-year-old Castro and a small band of rough-looking revolutionaries who overthrew an unpopular dictator in 1959 and rode their jeeps and tanks into Havana, the nation's capital.

Get A ROOM

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at November 26, 2016 01:03 AM (XfJV2)

489 477 and 478. Wouldn't break my heart

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 26, 2016 01:04 AM (weEyV)

490 And now, for a variation on the Epitaph For a Politician:

The Despot's corpse was laid in rich repose
And while all of his acquaintance sneered and slanged
I wept
For I had longed to see him hanged

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 01:04 AM (/cksx)

491 Castro just went to Hell and is now screaming.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at November 26, 2016 01:05 AM (c1VpD)

492 460 I just broke the seal on a bottle of The Glenrothes Scotch.

Smoothest Islay, ever.

And yes, I'm celebrating the death of that murdering sonfabitch Castro.

May Hell's fires reach new furies, fueled by his screams for all eternity.


I drink to his eternal damnation.


*cheers!*


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 26, 2016 12:55 AM (v5iqM)


Now that you mention it, I *do* have a partial bottle of Glenlivet 18 sitting around. BRB.

I bought it last December when SpaceX successfully landed their Falcon 9 booster for the first time. Since then I've had a drink or two on special occasions, such as Election Night. Tonight calls for it, for sure.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 26, 2016 01:05 AM (sdi6R)

493 487 Yupper
Maybe Adolf Hitler in Germany.... or Stalin on Russia... etc. etc. etc.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at November 26, 2016 01:05 AM (XfJV2)

494 Why did they wait until the middle of the night to announce this?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 01:05 AM (/cksx)

495 ANOTHER Trump lie:

I am "no wayz tarred" of all the #Winning.

Posted by: ibguy at November 26, 2016 01:05 AM (vUcdz)

496
CBS News

BREAKING: Fidel Castro, Cuba's fiery communist leader, has died at age 90, state TV announces



So far, CBS the only major media news to call a communist a communist. Everyone else in the press is going with "Leader" or some innocuous equivalent.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 26, 2016 01:05 AM (kdS6q)

497 So hope the jockeying for position descends into chaos and the govt. collapses. I can dream can't I?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 26, 2016 01:00 AM (hVdx9)
Absolutely! I'm just looking at the former Soviet Union. They had a brief chance, started to embrace democracy, then the rise of the Russian gangs because the Russian government couldn't keep them in check, then the takeover by a former KGB agent. I'm not really seeing much difference between the old Soviet Union and the new Russian Federation under Putin. The anarchy between one regime and the next would determine the outcome. And it wouldn't necessarily be pretty.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 26, 2016 01:05 AM (9iR5/)

498 Ob+mao for Maximum Leader of People's Republik of Cuber!

There couldn't be a better job for him. He can golf at the one holer at Club Gitmo.

Posted by: torabora at November 26, 2016 01:06 AM (nJLFn)

499 Anyone tired of all the winning yet?

Posted by: gewa76 at November 26, 2016 01:06 AM (B6OKy)

500 That's because it isn't. It's a Speyside.

Posted by: HTL at November 26, 2016 12:59 AM (mUWne)



Looking twice at the bottle, and by jove, yer right!

Doesn't change how good it is, though.

That's a bottle that's been on the shelf a good dozen years, both on the New Dawn when she was still afloat, and now, here.

I'm more of a Bourbon sipper, but this seemed like an....occasion.

And so, I did, and am. And, it's good.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 26, 2016 01:06 AM (v5iqM)

501 494 Why did they wait until the middle of the night to announce this?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 01:05 AM (/cksx)

I don't know what time the Cubans announced it, but I would suspect they did it late (if they did) so that they could get their people in place to ensure that there is the correct amount of sadness amongst the populace. Would not look good to have cheering in the streets.

I suspect it took a little while to get from Cuba to the US media though.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 26, 2016 01:07 AM (cJrMO)

502 At this time tomorrow we'll be into the "one more song" stuff.
I'll be dead heat and we'll do another half hour.
And I'll lovec every second.

Posted by: teej at November 26, 2016 01:07 AM (JEx0Z)

503 Fox you douche bags.
http://www.foxnews.com/

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at November 26, 2016 01:07 AM (XfJV2)

504
Armando Salguero*

Fidel is reportedly dead. I'm crying. Tears of joy!

*Miami Herald columnist.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 26, 2016 01:08 AM (kdS6q)

505 A Cuba Libre is a rum & coke with a lime.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 26, 2016 01:08 AM (VdICR)

506
So far, CBS the only major media news to call a communist a communist. Everyone else in the press is going with "Leader" or some innocuous equivalent.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 26, 2016 01:05 AM (kdS6q)

Oh, I'm sure CBS will correct themselves soon enough. It's a holiday weekend, they probably left some idiot in charge in case there was breaking news.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 26, 2016 01:09 AM (cJrMO)

507 Try to power through all this winning.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 26, 2016 01:09 AM (VdICR)

508 A Cuba Libre is a rum & coke with a lime.


How do you say Banana Daiquiri?

Posted by: Fredo Corleone at November 26, 2016 01:10 AM (ZLQuU)

509 A Cuba Libre is a rum & coke with a lime.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 26, 2016 01:08 AM (VdICR)



And as it happens, all of which are absent in my supplies.

So, the Scotch'll do. It'll do.

The bastard is still burning in Hell.

And I'll drink to that.


Cheers!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 26, 2016 01:10 AM (v5iqM)

510 Is Ob+mao gonna visit his stuffed remains under viewing glass?

Posted by: torabora at November 26, 2016 01:10 AM (nJLFn)

511 someone should wake drudge up and give him the good news about fidel.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 26, 2016 01:10 AM (cJrMO)

512 Just in time for Christmas.... The Fidel Chia Pet!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 01:10 AM (/cksx)

513
Vera Bergengruen

And the cacerolas have arrived (pots and pans) as Miami's Cuban community celebrates Fidel Castro's death

[pic]

twitter.com/VeraMBergen/status/802391269024690176

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 26, 2016 01:11 AM (kdS6q)

514 505 BC

Thanks for the heads' up.

ProTip: Would have been funnier with "Soledad O'Brian's earpiece" sock.

Just an FYI

Posted by: ibguy at November 26, 2016 01:11 AM (vUcdz)

515 Al Stewart needs to change the lyrics to "Joe The Georgian" so that it now includes Fidel!

Posted by: RKae at November 26, 2016 01:11 AM (JTuAn)

516 Welp, that's the end of the Glenlivet 18. It was nice while it lasted.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 26, 2016 01:11 AM (sdi6R)

517 I think I have a Schadenboner!

Posted by: Barbed Cock of Satan at November 26, 2016 01:11 AM (MJkxq)

518
Now, if Castro will just reach out from his grave like at the end of "Carrie" and drag Hillary down with him....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 26, 2016 01:12 AM (kdS6q)

519 Yeah, they'll have to protect the body, it can't just be buried somewhere.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 01:12 AM (/cksx)

520
I'm more of a Bourbon sipper, but this seemed like an....occasion.

And so, I did, and am. And, it's good.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX




I've always meant to ask you Jim, what's your bourbon of choice?

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at November 26, 2016 01:12 AM (HGI1Q)

521 Y'bor City will be festive this weekend....

Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at November 26, 2016 01:13 AM (JNDQi)

522 Dang, I thought this Castro guy had the making of a great pitcher.

Posted by: Washington Senators at November 26, 2016 01:13 AM (TnUKj)

523 Dang, I thought this Castro guy had the making of a great pitcher.
Posted by: Washington Senators
--------------

... or lawyer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 01:14 AM (/cksx)

524 A little Bondo, a little paint, and a Rooshian tractor engine, and he'll be as good as new.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 26, 2016 12:45 AM (MiBfH)

fidel is dead. I'm not sure that will buff out.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 26, 2016 01:14 AM (d76uN)

525
Vera Bergengruen Miami, FL

Flags are coming out now "Libertad! Libertad!"

[pic]

twitter.com/VeraMBergen/status/802393910836346880

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 26, 2016 01:14 AM (kdS6q)

526 How's that socialist utopia working out for you?
---

I know two people who visited Cuba as part of a cultural exchange.

They don't have toilet seats there.

Think about it ladies.

No
Toilet
Seats

/yeah, that's paradise all right...

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 26, 2016 01:14 AM (OlyEd)

527 515 Al Stewart needs to change the lyrics to "Joe The Georgian" so that it now includes Fidel!
Posted by: RKae at November 26, 2016 01:11 AM (JTuAn)


That song deserves a link, for those who are not familiar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqOmQZ63oCw

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 26, 2016 01:15 AM (sdi6R)

528 test

Posted by: otho at November 26, 2016 01:15 AM (lmIoG)

529 If there is a God, he can take me now. I am at peace.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 26, 2016 01:15 AM (hVdx9)

530 I have to say that the proper drink for celebrating the demise of any Communist dictator is Red Ass Wine.

Posted by: An Observation at November 26, 2016 01:15 AM (njCIO)

531 519. Ugh....hope they don't do a Lenin deal with the corpse.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 26, 2016 01:15 AM (weEyV)

532 fidel is dead. I'm not sure that will buff out.
Posted by: Tim
------------

Works for Lenin. I understand that they send him in for detailing once a year or so.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 01:15 AM (/cksx)

533 fidel is dead. I'm not sure that will buff out.

Yeah, but Rooshian tractor engine! The Ruskies can fix just about anything! Just ask them!

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 26, 2016 01:16 AM (9iR5/)

534 How's that socialist utopia working out for you?


But everyone drives cool classic cars there!

Posted by: Mr. & Mrs. LIV at November 26, 2016 01:16 AM (ZLQuU)

535 In regards to Castro...
I'm almost tired of winning at this point.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at November 26, 2016 12:55

Uhh, uhh, none of that. This is a long battle, we've a huge victory in defeating the Hildabeast, yes enjoy and Fidel dead is icing on the cake.

But we can't stop pushing back this leftist crap. Raul is still in charge.

The media is determined to undermine Trump at every point. I think he'll do OK w/ the advisors he has. Like KT McFarland named today.

Posted by: Farmer at November 26, 2016 01:17 AM (o/90i)

536 Remember in the 80's when the Ayatollah died? They crowd surfed his coffin, they dropped it and his body fell out?

Seems like that would be a fitting end to Castro.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 26, 2016 01:17 AM (OlyEd)

537 But everyone drives cool classic cars there!
Posted by: Mr. & Mrs. LIV
--------------

Powered with Rooshian tractor engines.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 01:18 AM (/cksx)

538 I remember when the Castro Revolutionary Army entered Havana on New Years Eve, many moons ago. Michael Corleone was begging me and his brother Fredo to get in the limo to escape. It was a night I will never forget.

Posted by: Brian Williams at November 26, 2016 01:18 AM (aOqpx)

539 But everyone drives cool classic cars there!




OMG! It's totes retro!

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at November 26, 2016 01:18 AM (HGI1Q)

540 Remember in the 80's when the Ayatollah died? They crowd surfed his coffin, they dropped it and his body fell out?
--------------

A truly heart-warming moment.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 01:18 AM (/cksx)

541
anyone remember that guy who calls himself Brianna Wu and is considered a leading feminist [gamergate fame]?

Well he and other leftist totalitarians are not too happy with Jill Stein and now want their money back.

/Price Is Right fail horn

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 26, 2016 01:19 AM (aWarA)

542 Seems like that would be a fitting end to Castro.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 26, 2016 01:17 AM (OlyEd)

He will probably get Uberdermied, to preserve his body for the ages.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 26, 2016 01:19 AM (MiBfH)

543 The little Cuban children. We must help the tasty children of Cuba get to Saudi Arabia and Britian.

Posted by: Hillary powering through Kuru at November 26, 2016 01:19 AM (s7y11)

544 Malcom,

For many years, my Bourbon was Maker's Mark. But then, they started to believe their own hype, and instead of being only on average $2 to $3 more per bottle than Jim Beam, now they're nearly twice the price of Beam.

So, I soldiered along with Beam. Yeah, there's better, but I'm talking a daily sip, not special occasion.

Then, Spec's Liquor started carrying Tom Sims Bourbon.

Tom Sims Kentucky Straight Bourbon. Aged 4 years. About the same flavor profile as Beam, but much, much smoother.

And at $21 and change for the 1.75 ml. bottle, that's a screaming deal, too.

I've "blind tested" it go guys out at the deer camp. Against their Blanton's, Bulliet, etc.

They all thought the Sims was 3x the price, for the quality and smoothness.

Highly recommended.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 26, 2016 01:20 AM (v5iqM)

545 Will the millennials notice if we reuse the Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead joke for Fidel?

Posted by: SNL at November 26, 2016 01:20 AM (MJkxq)

546 "Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 01:15 AM (/cksx)

Even though hes in a fridge, he still looks like death warmed over.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 26, 2016 01:20 AM (d76uN)

547
What's this?

Trump is considering Monica Crowley for press sec? I call bullshit. It's probably Crowley who started that rumor, or idiots like Hugh Hewitt.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 26, 2016 01:21 AM (aWarA)

548 If only Raul would follow suit post fuckin haste.

Just caught a WaPo, (I knw.....but knw thy etc...), article just now about The Fuckin Organizer granting "trans-regional" go-authority to Fayetteville and Tampa.

Evidently El Supremo Thomas now has "the Power"....sanctioned by the fuckin Organizer.

This is important because The Fuckin Organizer will use this as his centerpiece for Craftin his revisionist account of "his successful WOT" in the years to come.

Because it'll keep Americans safer if it's done right.

Eliminating layers and layers of G bureaucracy and granting "official charter" to such an improved strategic/tactical decision tree......if its true.........I bet "ego", I.e. it's mostly true......Americans will be safer if T1 can operate more effectively.

The Fuckin Organizer isn't dumb. Our cathartic hyperbole aside, he imprinted for 8 yrs.....

After 7 3/4yrs, his "legacy" motivates making a "good" decision......
Better late than never, but WTF......

The World is surreally FUBAR at times.....Damn.

Search "wapo jsoc"....for the details

Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 26, 2016 01:21 AM (5tNd8)

549 Now would be the best time to open hotdog stands and pizza places in Cuba.... For The Children.

*drools*

Posted by: Hillary powering through Kuru at November 26, 2016 01:21 AM (s7y11)

550 I think Castro's final words were "Florence Henderson survives."
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 26, 2016 12:59

You just made me laugh the hardest I have in months, just gut wrenching. TYTYTY

I'm trying to catch up, and your post was no help in that. Has anyone revealed the other big death today?

Posted by: Farmer at November 26, 2016 01:23 AM (o/90i)

551
Jill Stein isn't bad looking for an old socialist hag, tho.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 26, 2016 01:23 AM (aWarA)

552 There should be DANCING IN THE STREETS now that Fidel Castro is dead! Woo-hoo!

And in some metaphysical way, I'm quite sure that the election of T=Dinald Trump is what drove him to death. He soul couldn't take having his last supporter -- Barack "totally not a communist" Obama -- replaced by the ultimate unapologetic capitalist.

Enjoy an eternity in hell, Castro, you commie murderer!

Posted by: zombie at November 26, 2016 01:24 AM (jBuUi)

553 Radical!

Bodacious!

Posted by: Crowd Surfin' Ayatolla Corpse at November 26, 2016 01:24 AM (VdICR)

554 547
What's this?

Trump is considering Monica Crowley for press sec? I call bullshit. It's probably Crowley who started that rumor, or idiots like Hugh Hewitt.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 26, 2016 01:21 AM (aWarA)


I'm still hoping for Laura Ingraham.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 26, 2016 01:24 AM (sdi6R)

555 T=Dinald Trump = Donald Trump

weirdest typo of the day.

Posted by: zombie at November 26, 2016 01:24 AM (jBuUi)

556 Michael Moore weeps.

Its been an "interesting" month.

:-)

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 26, 2016 01:25 AM (nQNVp)

557 526 How's that socialist utopia working out for you?
---

I know two people who visited Cuba as part of a cultural exchange.

They don't have toilet seats there.

Think about it ladies.

No
Toilet
Seats

/yeah, that's paradise all right...
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 26, 2016 01:14 AM (OlyEd)

This is very true. So it's important to remember to take a young child of 7 years of age to use as a toilet seat. Totally worth the 25cents.

Posted by: Hillary powering through Kuru at November 26, 2016 01:25 AM (s7y11)

558 Didn't they just scramble the troops down there? Assuming an invasion after Trump takes office.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 01:26 AM (/cksx)

559 Why did the suddenly stop pretending Castro is alive?

Posted by: Carlos danger at November 26, 2016 01:29 AM (jxw6R)

560 I really like the Blanton's.
But then a bottle lasts me six or eight months so I don't mind the $.

Posted by: teej at November 26, 2016 01:30 AM (JEx0Z)

561 First, the Cubs win the world series.
Next, Trump wins the presidency.
Last, Fidel Castro dies.

2016. What a year!!

Posted by: Jmel at November 26, 2016 01:30 AM (K7hjJ)

562 rickl, Al Stewart had some really interesting Soviet songs. My favorite was Road to Moscow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_ZG6tRGMYk
Some photos in the video could be disturbing to some.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 26, 2016 01:30 AM (9iR5/)

563 Never change, NYT, never change:

@prageru 10m
Headline courtesy of the Cuban government's press office, AKA The New York Times.

'Fidel Castro, Cuban Revolutionary Who Defied U.S., Dies at 90'

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 26, 2016 01:31 AM (1G5R8)

564 Posted by: Jim at November 26, 2016 01:20 AM (v5iqM)


I'm a Turkey 101 guy myself for daily affirmation.

I had the opportunity about 4 years ago to enjoy some 20 year Pappy Van Winkle at the Parker House in Boston (on someone else's tab, thank you Lord).

Ever since then, everything else seems like a massive letdown.

I have developed a taste recently for rye whiskey. The boss had a bottle of WhistlePig the other day and we pounded half a bottle after work. It was very nice.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at November 26, 2016 01:31 AM (HGI1Q)

565 local news just put up a facebook post that the CNN/porn story wasn't well researched and isn't true

http://tinyurl.com/h26fr3y

Yeah, Snopes. But they're accusing other media outlets of not checking stories.

Posted by: maybe after 8 years of hibernating I can re-emerge at November 26, 2016 01:31 AM (IK8AT)

566 fidel dies the same day a toilet paper riot occurs in South Africa. How these two events are realted? Stay tuned to infowars.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 26, 2016 01:31 AM (d76uN)

567 Ah. Here it is: "Cuba Announces Military Exercise Shortly After Trump Win"
http://preview.tinyurl.com/hu26mbf

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 01:32 AM (/cksx)

568 So let's run down November.

Cubs win

Trump wins

Castro is dead

Posted by: buzzion at November 26, 2016 01:32 AM (bMG0w)

569 Sean Penn is a dick

Posted by: Hugostiglitz at November 26, 2016 01:33 AM (aOqpx)

570 BBC is reporting that Cuban TV is running the story FWIW. Not sure if anyone has poked him with a stick to confirm or not.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 26, 2016 12:29 AM (cJrMO)

The Klingons use pain sticks to ensure that the deceased is, indeed, deceased.

Posted by: Fox 2! at November 26, 2016 01:33 AM (brIR5)

571 heh. CNN reporting jubilation in Miami

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 01:35 AM (/cksx)

572 At least one cocksucking celebrity will be sad.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 26, 2016 01:35 AM (VdICR)

573 CNN commenters are trying their best to put a positive spin on it; "Could they be tears of sorrow rather than joy?"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 01:36 AM (/cksx)

574 Quick. Somebody ask kapedick how much he admires RBG.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 26, 2016 01:37 AM (d76uN)

575 Castro's gone. Good riddance, but would have been happier had he been killed by the people. Still, one less evil piece of shit in this world is a win.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 26, 2016 01:37 AM (weEyV)

576 I make it better than 50/50 that the Pope will go to conduct the funeral.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 01:37 AM (/cksx)

577 The Klingons use pain sticks to ensure that the deceased is, indeed, deceased.

Yes, Please! Use the pain stick on that old f*cker. And if that doesn't work, use it on Raul.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 26, 2016 01:38 AM (9iR5/)

578 568 So let's run down November.

Cubs win

Trump wins

Castro is dead
Posted by: buzzion at November 26, 2016 01:32 AM (bMG0w)

*raises hand*

Posted by: zombie Gwen Iffil at November 26, 2016 01:38 AM (s7y11)

579 572 At least one cocksucking celebrity will be sad.


You understate the seething pile of stupid that is Hollywood.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 26, 2016 01:39 AM (nQNVp)

580 I have a friend who was hijacked to Cuba. He didn't enjoy it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 01:40 AM (/cksx)

581 573 CNN commenters are trying their best to put a positive spin on it; "Could they be tears of sorrow rather than joy?"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 01:36 AM (/cksx)


Seriously? I don't have TV.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 26, 2016 01:40 AM (sdi6R)

582 Remember in the 80's when the Ayatollah died? They crowd surfed his coffin, they dropped it and his body fell out?
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A truly heart-warming moment.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 01:18

Oh Mike Hammer, you crack me up. Such a sick sense of humor that I can identify.

Posted by: Farmer at November 26, 2016 01:40 AM (o/90i)

583 Communism has had a terrible run of bad luck recently. The trends of history are actually sweeping toward sanity, around the entire world. Consider this list (in approximate chronological order):

-- Hugo Chavez dies; Venezuela now on the verge of escaping the grips of socialism.
-- The communist junta which sealed Burma in the dark ages for decades finally forced to concede power to Aung San Suu Kyi.
-- Socialist president of Brazil forced to resign, replaced by non-socialist.
-- Britain votes to exit the EUSSR, dealing a major blow to the International Socialist dream.
-- Socialist president Hollande of France hits all-time record low approval rating for any leader of any nation since polling began (4% approval, 96% disapproval), and the once-ruling socialist part completely booted from power; upcoming French elections to be contested between two different capitalist/conservative candidates.
-- Obama the last True Believer in the Marxist utopia, ends his reign of terror.
-- (Needless to say) Trump's victory blows the doors off American leftism; country swings back to the right.
-- Fidel Castro, the last of the old-time commies, finally kicks the bucket.

All in all, a bad time to be a communist. Let's hope the trend continues, forever.

Posted by: zombie at November 26, 2016 01:41 AM (jBuUi)

584 Star Wars, in and of itself, is bigger than the personal politics of a few chowder heads in its production team. Unless and until unmistakeable leftist BS is preached on screen, I will show up in theaters and patronize the franchise that I feel in love with back in 1977.

If I were to boycott and/or avoid media content by people whose political views and values were content to my own, I would have a pretty sparse personal library. On the flip side, I would have LOTS of extra disposable income in my bank account.

It was a much easier call with the NFL. The team I supported (Philadelphia Eagles) didn't make the right call in regards to its roster standing up for the national anthem, so I took a pass on watching their games and patronizing their store fronts. The Dallas Cowboys, on the other hand, have had a VERY good year, and their players did right by their patriotism from Day One. I won't go out of my way to watch any of their games, but I would be good with them going all the way to the Super Bowl and taking out the Patriots in the process.

I hope Christina Hendricks has avoided all of the political BS this year. It would break my heart to see my favorite redhead spout some liberal crap out of loyalty to her Hollywood allies, rather than long held personal belief (which would still be awful, but at least she's willing to own it, misguided as I might believe it to be).

Is it December 16th yet?

Posted by: itzWicks at November 26, 2016 01:41 AM (VVO8y)

585 572
At least one cocksucking celebrity will be sad.

Lena Dunham, Amy Schumer, and Sean Penn hardest hit! And, well, Brian Williams. He's pretty hard hit as well.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 26, 2016 01:41 AM (9iR5/)

586 572 At least one cocksucking celebrity will be sad.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 26, 2016 01:35 AM (VdICR)



And he lives at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, Washington DC

Posted by: buzzion at November 26, 2016 01:42 AM (bMG0w)

587 https://theconservativetreehouse.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/fidel-castro-dead-3.jpg?w=640&h=279

ewww.... but is he showroom material?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 26, 2016 01:42 AM (d76uN)

588 Has anyone checked on Sean Penn? Should we all agree not to for a couple of days? You know, in case he needs his "space"?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 26, 2016 01:45 AM (S2VsH)

589 ewww.... but is he showroom material?

Well, he would be except for that Rooshian engine that kept him running all these years. Now if would have been a 327 or a 350, he'd be showroom material.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 26, 2016 01:45 AM (9iR5/)

590 A truly heart-warming moment.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 01:18

Oh Mike Hammer, you crack me up. Such a sick sense of humor that I can identify.
Posted by: Farmer
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Well... it was bizarre. These crazoid towel-heads passing the casket around and they *drop* it. It pops open and Khomeini's corpse does a faceplant in the street. It would be hard to imagine more insulting treatment of a corpse.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 01:45 AM (/cksx)

591 Trump wins. Hillary will NEVER be President. Cubs win. Castro Dead.

Fuck me, what am I getting for Christmas? I can't wait.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 26, 2016 01:47 AM (S2VsH)

592 Mother Nature is a Cis-Normative H8r

The following was obtained after a college gender justice retreat was "recycled" by rapid cis-gendered squirrels with the left-over guts inspected by a cis-gendered haruspex.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=12768

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 26, 2016 01:47 AM (vBeA5)

593 My friend, Val Prieto, updates Babalu Blog.

http://babalublog.com/2016/11/26/fidel-castro-dead-at-age-90/

One of the greatest honors of my life, tonight. Phoning Val's cel and waking him up with the news.

If I had to explain, y'wouldn't understand. As the old saying goes.

But Val is my brother in Freedom and Liberty.

His grudge was my grudge. His joy is my joy.

Loyalty to friends, friends.


*CHEERS!*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 26, 2016 01:48 AM (v5iqM)

594 Well... it was bizarre. These crazoid towel-heads passing the casket around and they *drop* it. It pops open and Khomeini's corpse does a faceplant in the street. It would be hard to imagine more insulting treatment of a corpse.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 01:45

I know, you now have me laughing in tears.

But you know, respect other cultures, they are our equals.

Posted by: Farmer at November 26, 2016 01:50 AM (o/90i)

595 565 local news just put up a facebook post that the CNN/porn story wasn't well researched and isn't true

http://tinyurl.com/h26fr3y

Yeah, Snopes. But they're accusing other media outlets of not checking stories.


I could tell it was a fake story when it first appeared.

Apparently it was started by a single tweet by a confused old catlady who pressed the wrong button on her remote and thought she was supposed to watching CNN when instead she had switched to the Tranny Porn channel. So, of course, she tweeted about it (thinking that CNN was broadcasting porn). The Independent newspaper (in London) picked up on her tweet and then called CNN for a reaction. Confused, CNN said they would "look into it" -- but this was the first they'd heard of the porn thing, and thought perhaps that maybe it really HAD happened. That was enough for the Independent and one TV station in Boston to run stories with headlines along the lines of "CNN Investigating Reports that Porn Was Broadcast On Their Channel Instead of Their Regular Programming." They unleashed the floodgates of copycat media and social media.

It only took two hours fro CNN to confirm that the report was totally in error, and that there never was any porn, but by the then the lie has traveled around the world seven times.

Personally, I think even the "true explanation" is itself a double-meta-hoax. There is nit catlady. No Tweet. It is a publicity stunt by the tranny porn stat mentioned in the original story.

Posted by: zombie at November 26, 2016 01:50 AM (jBuUi)

596 593 Jim

Yasher koach (Job well done).

Posted by: ibguy at November 26, 2016 01:50 AM (vUcdz)

597 There is nit catlady = There is no catlady

Posted by: zombie at November 26, 2016 01:51 AM (jBuUi)

598 There is no catlady

Tell that to "Babs" Streisand. That chick has to be the ultimate cat lady.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 26, 2016 01:56 AM (9iR5/)

599 Fidelito to be burned on Saturday.

Posted by: Fox 2! at November 26, 2016 01:58 AM (brIR5)

600 Personally, I think even the "true explanation" is itself a double-meta-hoax. There is nit catlady. No Tweet. It is a publicity stunt by the tranny porn stat mentioned in the original story.

Posted by: zombie at November 26, 2016 01:50 AM (jBuUi)


Of course it's fake.

The idea that anyone would watch CNN, let alone care enough to Tweet about it, is absurd...

Posted by: Senator Vreenak at November 26, 2016 01:58 AM (vBeA5)

601 rickl, Al Stewart had some really interesting Soviet songs. My favorite was Road to Moscow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_ZG6tRGMYk
Some photos in the video could be disturbing to some.
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue

---

He had a simple love song called "The One That Got Away," but if you ever hear the demo of it, it's awesome. In the demo stage it was called "In Red Square" and it's about the fall of communism; taking down all the statues and melting them.

Posted by: RKae at November 26, 2016 01:59 AM (JTuAn)

602 >

I still take joy in seeing the liberal leaning snopes accuse their fellow travelers in the news media of not checking stories.

Posted by: maybe after 8 years of hibernating I can re-emerge at November 26, 2016 02:00 AM (IK8AT)

603 Fidelito to be burned on Saturday.:..

Will they auction his ashes?

Posted by: Urinal Cake Company at November 26, 2016 02:01 AM (MJkxq)

604 Fidelito to be burned on Saturday.

Posted by: Fox 2! at November 26, 2016 01:58 AM (brIR5)



He is already burning.

And will be, forever.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 26, 2016 02:01 AM (v5iqM)

605 Fidelito to be burned on Saturday.:..

----

Roll him up like a huge human cigar!

Posted by: RKae at November 26, 2016 02:01 AM (JTuAn)

606 Fidelito to be burned on Saturday.:..

----

Roll him up like a huge human cigar!
Posted by: RKae

...and then give him to Bill Clinton!

Posted by: RKae at November 26, 2016 02:02 AM (JTuAn)

607 Personally, I think even the "true explanation" is itself a double-meta-hoax. There is nit catlady. No Tweet. It is a publicity stunt by the tranny porn stat mentioned in the original story.
Posted by: zombie at November 26, 2016 01:50

And along those lines, I firmly believe that this attempt by Jill Stein to raise $ for a recount is just an attempt to raise $ for her. I posted above about this.

Typical leftist hypocrite.

Posted by: Farmer at November 26, 2016 02:02 AM (o/90i)

608 So is the tranny pron story real or not?

Zip's place has a screen grab.

http://www.weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/CyHWeY9XUAEm5fa.jpg

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 26, 2016 02:03 AM (d76uN)

609 Thanks at ibguy, too.

Love this place. My liver doesn't, but I really don't give a damn at this point.

CHEERS!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 26, 2016 02:04 AM (v5iqM)

610 Posted by: RKae at November 26, 2016 01:59 AM (JTuAn)

I don't know Al Stewart's background, but it really seems that he was an anti-socialist. He was popular for a brief period, but I think that he made people uncomfortable with his musical statements.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 26, 2016 02:04 AM (9iR5/)

611 Fidelito to be burned on Saturday.:..

Will they auction his ashes?
---
That's barbaric.

You vacuum dry and seal remains for resale.

Posted by: Quark at November 26, 2016 02:04 AM (3Liv/)

612 593 My friend, Val Prieto, updates Babalu Blog.

http://babalublog.com/2016/11/26/fidel-castro-dead-at-age-90/
Posted by: Jim at November 26, 2016 01:48 AM (v5iqM)


A poignant quote:

But the damage is done. The real Cuba is gone. A memory. A faded sepia image.

Communism causes permanent, irrevocable damage to any society it touches. The history, culture, traditions, and people are deliberately erased. What's left is a crippled shadow of the society that once existed.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 26, 2016 02:05 AM (sdi6R)

613 Fidelito to be burned on Saturday.:..

They should stuff him.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 26, 2016 02:05 AM (zc3Db)

614 He is already burning.

And will be, forever.


¡Amen!

¡Fidelito es muerto! Gracias a Díos.

Posted by: Fox 2! at November 26, 2016 02:05 AM (brIR5)

615 I don't know Al Stewart's background, but it really seems that he was an anti-socialist. He was popular for a brief period, but I think that he made people uncomfortable with his musical statements.
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue

----

He's an odd duck. He tends to slam communism and whatnot, but I've heard him make a couple of liberal statements in concert. I tend to think he's slightly left (being in the arts) but doesn't toe any party line. Whatever he believes he appears to have arrived there with free thought. So, a respectable guy but I don't agree with him on everything.

Posted by: RKae at November 26, 2016 02:07 AM (JTuAn)

616 609 Jim

L'chaim!

(I'm currently enjoying an Oyo Barreling (Heh) Strength Rye (110 Proof).

Posted by: ibguy at November 26, 2016 02:07 AM (vUcdz)

617 CNN guys just don't know how to handle this. It's like Hillary losing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 02:07 AM (/wWB4)

618 Contrast:

JFK tries to slip Castro a loaded cigar.

Obama will celebrate Castro's life.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 02:10 AM (/wWB4)

619 617 MH

Yes, yes it is.

Posted by: ibguy at November 26, 2016 02:10 AM (vUcdz)

620 >> Fidelito to be burned on Saturday

Some Cubans might put the lie to the old line about not pissing him if he were on fire.

Posted by: JEM at November 26, 2016 02:11 AM (TppKb)

621 617 CNN guys just don't know how to handle this. It's like Hillary losing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 02:07 AM (/wWB4)


That would be funny if it wasn't so pathetic.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 26, 2016 02:11 AM (sdi6R)

622 CNN are losing their shit. First Her Heinous losing and Trump winning, then he doesn't make the cabinet picks that they want, Fidel passing into the Great Unknown (We know where he's going), then what next? Dogs and Cats living together! It's anarchy, I tell ya'

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 26, 2016 02:11 AM (9iR5/)

623 Heh. CNN calls him 'polarizing', because you see, he really had a good side.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 02:12 AM (/wWB4)

624 Star Wars: The argument could be made that George Lucas is a commie sympathizer, but I don't know how relevant that is. But like Mister Plinket, at some point my opinion of Lucas as a filmmaker eclipsed my opinion of Star Wars. My time is better spent elsewhere.

I watched all the Doctor Whos from 2006 to now. I could have spent that time watching Clone Wars, but would that be better? I will watch shows that aren't quite as good as a few that I missed. I will miss out on non-tv things. But most of the time I won't get a clear signal that it's time to move on.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 26, 2016 02:12 AM (VdICR)

625 Heh. People in the streets of Miami celebrating with American flags.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 02:13 AM (/wWB4)

626 Thanks for the well wishes folks. It's almost like Trump winning a second time.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 26, 2016 02:14 AM (hVdx9)

627 611. Death-still. It is the fremen way.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 26, 2016 02:14 AM (weEyV)

628 Fidelito to be burned on Saturday

What? They gonna give him the old Viking go away? Burn his boat, goats, womens and chillens? He should be so lucky. He's gonna burn alright, but not to his liking.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 26, 2016 02:14 AM (9iR5/)

629 CNN is just doing their best not to say that he was a totalitarian commie shit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 02:14 AM (/wWB4)

630 When does Obama give a news conference expressing his condolences to the Cuban people for the loss of their great leader?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2016 02:15 AM (tOcW/)

631 CNN are losing their shit. First Her Heinous losing and Trump winning, then he doesn't make the cabinet picks that they want, Fidel passing into the Great Unknown (We know where he's going), then what next? Dogs and Cats living together! It's anarchy, I tell ya'
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 26, 2016 02:11

Too funny. Does anyone remember Fidel had a sister that fled to the US that was anti-Fidel? Is she still living?

Posted by: Farmer at November 26, 2016 02:15 AM (o/90i)

632 OW!! MY NUTS!!!

Posted by: New World Order at November 26, 2016 02:16 AM (nQNVp)

633 Almost 3:00 a.m., and they are out celebrating... in the rain.

Meanwhile, back in Havana, they don't know it yet.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 02:17 AM (/wWB4)

634 I'm perplexed. Why aren't the people in Miami breaking windows and burning stuff?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 02:18 AM (/wWB4)

635 Too funny. Does anyone remember Fidel had a sister that fled to the US that was anti-Fidel? Is she still living?


Posted by: Farmer at November 26, 2016 02:15 AM (o/90i)



According to Wikipedia, she still is alive.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juanita_Castro

Posted by: buzzion at November 26, 2016 02:20 AM (bMG0w)

636 Fenelon, I have a favor to ask. I'm going in for heart surgery next Wednesday. I feel that I'm going to be OK, but I would appreciate a prayer, but not for me. For my wife Linda. She's 75 now and I would rather not leave her alone. I'm not an observant Jew, but God and I will sort that out. But I would appreciate a prayer for my wife so she doesn't worry.
Thanks!

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 26, 2016 02:20 AM (9iR5/)

637 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 02:12 AM (/wWB4)

He had a dog he was very fond of.

It will be good day when CNN crashes and burns.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2016 02:20 AM (tOcW/)

638 Deplorable Old Blue - Keep us mindful and updated about this.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 02:23 AM (/wWB4)

639 So, Fidel Castro is dead.

Well hell? Who's gonna run on the Dem ticket in 2020?

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 26, 2016 02:23 AM (nQNVp)

640 Well hell? Who's gonna run on the Dem ticket in 2020?
Posted by: Puddleglum
--------------

I think Daniel Ortega is still available.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 02:24 AM (/wWB4)

641 Thanks Mike. I should be able to update by Friday. They'll keep me at least a day or two.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 26, 2016 02:25 AM (9iR5/)

642 Fidel is a bit too centrist for the democrats anyways.

Posted by: buzzion at November 26, 2016 02:26 AM (bMG0w)

643 Thanks Mike. I should be able to update by Friday. They'll keep me at least a day or two.
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue
--------------

No... I mean Monday and/or Tuesday.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 02:26 AM (/wWB4)

644 I remembered that you were having surgery, Old Blue and have had you on my prayer list. :^) I just couldn't remember the date of the surgery, and of course I will pray for you and for your wife. What kind of surgery are you having if you can share that?

BTW, to be concerned about your wife means that you're not deplorable-just "Old Blue". :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2016 02:27 AM (tOcW/)

645 Oohhh Fidel. Your ass is so tight. My barbs are almost at breaking point!

Posted by: Satan at November 26, 2016 02:28 AM (hVdx9)

646 Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 26, 2016 02:20

Be well, you have a lot here praying for you.
T

Posted by: Farmer at November 26, 2016 02:29 AM (o/90i)

647 I'm out.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 02:30 AM (9mTYi)

648
Well hell? Who's gonna run on the Dem ticket in 2020?

They were considering Robert Mugabe, but he's the wrong gender.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2016 02:30 AM (tOcW/)

649 God isn't used to hearing from me, but I will send some prayers for you Old Blue.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 26, 2016 02:30 AM (hVdx9)

650 The popular vote issue could not get any steam. Death threats against the Electoral College aren't working, so a recount is in order.

Only to get knocked off the front page by a dead commie.

Almost as if somebody had a plan.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 26, 2016 02:33 AM (d76uN)

651 Heavenly Father,

My Brother Blue, a man of the True Branch, into which I am grafted. Old Blue a man of no small faith, whether observant or not.

Old Blue sees the surgeon's knife a few days hence, and seeks for his wife's peace of mind and spirit.

Lord, I stand in his stead before you, myself no more than he, but in that grafting, you've made me his brother, and he, mine.

I pray, Father, that you both mend his physical body, and pour upon he and his wife both, the healing touch of Your Hand and Your Spirit.

May Old Blue and his Wife enjoy many another year here, in this world, before they go to meet You in Your Glory, in the next.

I ask this in love, in Jesus' name.

Amen.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 26, 2016 02:33 AM (v5iqM)

652 Nice prayer. Jim.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2016 02:34 AM (tOcW/)

653
Good riddance to Castro. - Rotten motherfucker that he was.


Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at November 26, 2016 02:36 AM (dDOWg)

654 I'm to the snoozer, y'all.


Hasta la nite nite, Horde!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 26, 2016 02:36 AM (v5iqM)

655 Everyone is invited to the fidel castro memorial burning, looting, and drive by shooting festival. Downtown Chicago 4:00 PM today.

Be there!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 26, 2016 02:36 AM (d76uN)

656 I'm going in for ablation surgery to try to correct my A-fib. A-fib is where the electrical circuits in your heart short circuit, the atria can beat up to 400 beats per minute and the ventricles don't know when to beat so they kind of take off on their own. I've been laying flat on my back and have had a heart rate of 160 beats per minute. Sometimes it's lasted for as long as 18 hours before it settles back down and they've been happening more frequently lately. They are going into the atria (the chambers on top of your heart) through a vein in my leg (at least they're not cracking my chest) and will be cauterizing some of the nerve connections. My biggest risk is a stroke. I will have to be on a blood thinner for 90 days to reduce that risk. I'm confident that this will help as it's an established procedure, but like my cardiologist says, nothing is certain. I'll be in surgery for 6 to 8 hours.
When all is said and done, I will come back and annoy people.
Thanks!

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 26, 2016 02:37 AM (9iR5/)

657 *un static*


Thank you, Fenlon.

I'd ordinarily keep a prayer in the closet of prayer, of course.

But Old Blue needs to know that there's really prayers going his way, and his wife's.

So, I did.


*re-static*


/slapweasel's schtick




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 26, 2016 02:38 AM (v5iqM)

658 Thank You Jim! Thank You.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 26, 2016 02:39 AM (9iR5/)

659 Been busy, just saw the news.

Hillary will never be President and Fidel is dead.

What a month!

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly all the way at November 26, 2016 02:39 AM (3myMJ)

660 I'm out.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2016 02:30

Nite Mike, me too. Have to work tomorrow and Sun. Not complaining, I've had a few days off..just not chomping at the bit to go back to work.

When I think of all the good news lately, Cubs win, Hillary loses, our overdue cheaper insurance kicks in I'm in a pretty good place.

Plus some time was spent w/ Dad and he'd doing good.

Be well you Morons. It's hard to quit this place some nights, esp when feeling so good, but sleep and work beckons.

Posted by: Farmer at November 26, 2016 02:39 AM (o/90i)

661 Thanks. I have had people in the congregations with surgery for A-Fib. They all did well.

You don't seem very annoying to me, but it will be good to see you. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2016 02:40 AM (tOcW/)

662 I am truly blessed with all the friends I have here on this site. God Bless All of You! I am humbled.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 26, 2016 02:40 AM (9iR5/)

663 Old Blue, bypass, stents, what?

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly all the way at November 26, 2016 02:42 AM (3myMJ)

664 Good luck Deplorable Blue! Prayers sent!

Posted by: Lurker primus at November 26, 2016 02:42 AM (geyAi)

665 And now off to bed. Be well and see you tomorrow.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 26, 2016 02:42 AM (9iR5/)

666

To save the rest of you....

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 26, 2016 02:43 AM (d76uN)

667 Meremortal, see 656 for the explanation. thanks Lurker primus.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 26, 2016 02:44 AM (9iR5/)

668 Old Blue, I see it above, never mind.

Now to read it...

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly all the way at November 26, 2016 02:44 AM (3myMJ)

669 I'm going in for ablation surgery to try to correct my A-fib...
I'll be in surgery for 6 to 8 hours.
When all is said and done, I will come back and annoy people.
Thanks!
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 26, 2016 02:37

Very familiar w/ what you are going thru from family members. Be well, prayers are up for you from both of us.
T

Posted by: Farmer at November 26, 2016 02:46 AM (o/90i)

670 627 611. Death-still. It is the fremen way.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 26, 2016 02:14 AM (weEyV)

None of the Fremen will have Fidel's water.

Posted by: Fox 2! at November 26, 2016 02:46 AM (brIR5)

671 Too bad JFK couldn't take a few minutes away from boinking MM to terminate this guy back in 19 aught 61. Save a lot of grief.
Early Christmas for the Cuban people.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 26, 2016 02:47 AM (FtrY1)

672 What's got two balls and can't take this much abuse?

Posted by: My Dick! at November 26, 2016 02:47 AM (ZsN9X)

673 You all here the news? That bastard Castro finally died!

Posted by: macboru at November 26, 2016 02:47 AM (WAUOJ)

674 Thanks Farmer. Thanks all of you. What a crew! All of you are the best.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 26, 2016 02:47 AM (9iR5/)

675 You all here the news? That bastard Castro finally died!


This year is only getting better.

Posted by: eleven at November 26, 2016 02:57 AM (qUNWi)

676 675 You all here the news? That bastard Castro finally died!

This year is only getting better.
Posted by: eleven
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The Winning just won't stop...

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 26, 2016 03:02 AM (Neixe)

677 Castro dead!
Sploooooooooooooooooooge! Sploooooge!Sploooooge!

Splooge! Splooge!Splooge!Splooge!Splooge!Splooge!Splooge!Splooge!Splooge!Splooge!

Oh good I'm shooting blood!

Splooge!Splooge!Splooge!Splooge!Splooge!Splooge!Splooge!Splooge!Splooge!Splooge!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 26, 2016 03:05 AM (hVdx9)

678 Still on the phone - a lot of reading backwards to do.
But,
Old Blue - all the best wishes for you. Give us an update as soon as you can. Prayers sent.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 26, 2016 03:06 AM (Neixe)

679 Good = God

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 26, 2016 03:07 AM (hVdx9)

680 CAC missed the chance to slide a shiv in ... the only organization capable of hacking the thousands of off grid machines in WI is the Democratic party.

Posted by: Jean at November 26, 2016 03:13 AM (2RVmA)

681 Fuck,i wanted him on a meat hook

Posted by: Jean at November 26, 2016 03:14 AM (2RVmA)

682 Fuck,i wanted him on a meat hook

Posted by: Jean
****

He's on my "meat hook" now.

Posted by: Satan at November 26, 2016 03:16 AM (hVdx9)

683 Squeal my name Fidel (smacks Fidel's ass)

Posted by: Satan at November 26, 2016 03:18 AM (hVdx9)

684 ESPN has the most disgustingly positive article about Fidel Castro that it made me sick to read.

I am done with that fucking site.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 26, 2016 03:22 AM (lzQmQ)

685 Anyone still awake?
Want to say Hi to cooth?

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 26, 2016 03:25 AM (Neixe)

686 Old Blue, praying for you and for your wife. God Bless you both.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 26, 2016 03:26 AM (lzQmQ)

687 Its hard to accept that a bloodthirsty savage as Castro dies peacefully.

Posted by: torabora at November 26, 2016 03:39 AM (nJLFn)

688 Rot in hell you scumbag commie tyrant Fidel Castro.

Posted by: Mr_Fastbucks at November 26, 2016 03:50 AM (4xZi9)

689 684 ESPN has the most disgustingly positive article about Fidel Castro that it made me sick to read.

I am done with that fucking site.
Posted by: Sharkman



And they wonder why they are shedding viewers.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 26, 2016 03:56 AM (nQNVp)

690 F*ck Castro in the squeakhole

*but act fast, he's gonna be cremated soon*

I was gonna post a link yesterday about the Kaepernick's Castro shirt fooforall from Townhall, but life got in the way. Well, I'll post it today as it has become even moar relevant. The author goes into quite a bit of detail bout how the media glitterati fawned and swooned over a Castro visit to NYC a few years back. Names were named:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/h4hqwy6

"First, there was dinner at the Council of Foreign Relations. After holding court there for a rapt David Rockefeller along with Robert McNamara, Dwayne Andreas and Random House's Harold Evans, Castro flashed over to Mort Zuckerman's 5th Avenue pad, where a throng of Beltway glitterati, including a breathless Mike Wallace, Peter Jennings, Tina Brown, Bernard Shaw and Barbara Walters all jostled for brief tryst, cooing and gurgling to Castro's every comment. All clamored for autographs and photo-ops. Diane Sawyer was so overcome in the mass-killer's presence that she rushed up, broke into that toothy smile of hers, wrapped her arms around Castro and smooched him warmly on the cheek."

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 26, 2016 04:00 AM (b/kAv)

691 Article on how many deaths the Communist dictator Castro was responsible for:
http://tinyurl.com/joevpqs

... with caveats that we can't say for sure, since Communist regimes are utter liars and intensely secretive.

And there's this from the Wall Street Journal: "Counting Castro's Victims."

http://tinyurl.com/hscktk9

Posted by: Beverly at November 26, 2016 04:01 AM (XMGN1)

692 Castro dead. More winning!!

You know all those lefties who said they like Cuba because it had free healthcare? Bullshit. They loved Castro because he gave the US the finger for almost 60 years.

Posted by: FOAF at November 26, 2016 04:13 AM (p0JMG)

693 nothing like god news to put the cap on a day....

F that commie POS with a pineapple.

flames, etc, assembly required.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 26, 2016 04:38 AM (cqiFV)

694 Good grief, guys! 3:45 ayem and almost 700 comments. Don't you night owls ever sleep?

'Morning, Horde. And thanks for the Penzeys thread, Oregon Muse. Nice to know Bill's scumballiness is being noticed.

Posted by: creeper...Home on her hill at November 26, 2016 04:46 AM (2hlqN)

695 Aaaaand, once again creep cut the thread off like she was wielding a pair of scissors. I'm gettin' a complex here.

Posted by: creeper...Home on her hill at November 26, 2016 05:14 AM (2hlqN)

696 Australia, which has given $88 million to the Clinton Grift Foundation over the last 10 years, has budgeted exactly $0 for the next year.

I just went #Winning in my pants. And I'm not even wearing pants.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 26, 2016 05:15 AM (b/kAv)

697 Alright, dammit. I'll go take a shower.

Posted by: creeper...Home on her hill at November 26, 2016 05:16 AM (2hlqN)

698 Oh, good. There is someone else left alive.

I wouldn't mind seeing the Clintons "dead broke" for real. Now that they have nothing to sell maybe that will come to pass.

Posted by: creeper...Home on her hill at November 26, 2016 05:20 AM (2hlqN)

699 One less communist dictator-murderer left on the planet to go tromping around on the necks of poor innocent people. Dirty bastard should have been cooked long ago but now is acceptable, since that's what we've got. Bye, Fidel. Good riddance.

I imagine that Barack will attend the state funeral and bow, or some other outrageous shit.

Posted by: goon at November 26, 2016 05:31 AM (EaQ6/)

700 Trying to get up
Good morning horde,

Posted by: Skip-hoping Trump at least does random conservative acts at November 26, 2016 05:43 AM (Hh+Gc)

701 I would guess Leftists will still pony up cash to give to the Clintons, goverments may stop but individual s won't.

Posted by: Skip-hoping Trump at least does random conservative acts at November 26, 2016 05:46 AM (Hh+Gc)

702 Skip, the Clintons are pretty much toothless now. Why would people keep giving them money?

Posted by: creeper...Home on her hill at November 26, 2016 05:48 AM (2hlqN)

703 Good morning all. Still have a piece of pie left for breakfast, the aroma of perked coffee fills the kitchen, and Castro is (finally) dead. Nice way to start the weekend.

Posted by: JTB at November 26, 2016 05:50 AM (V+03K)

704 Pack of coyotes howling a block away. Makes trips to the woodpile exciting.

Posted by: creeper...Home on her hill at November 26, 2016 05:50 AM (2hlqN)

705 I imagine that Barack will attend the state funeral and bow, or some other outrageous shit.
---
that fuck will likely want to give the eulogy.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 26, 2016 05:51 AM (cqiFV)

706
One Castro brother down, one to go.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at November 26, 2016 05:51 AM (5seeI)

707 It seems like the most evil or worthless people have such long lifespans.

Posted by: Satan at November 26, 2016 05:57 AM (hVdx9)

708 Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 26, 2016 03:05 AM (hVdx9)

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Please stop blowing out the blog margins.

Posted by: Flyboy at November 26, 2016 05:57 AM (L+dg+)

709 Senior Chief Petty Officer Scott Dayton. Duty done, Chief. Rest easy.

Posted by: goon at November 26, 2016 06:02 AM (EaQ6/)

710 I went to the bearingarms link to look at that story about the girl injured in the pipeline protest. Both of the links to FB stories are dead so I'm a bit dubious about the information now. Anyone have any better links to the info?

Posted by: Buddy Bizarre at November 26, 2016 06:05 AM (7bsyg)

711
New Star Bores movie: did the writers blow it? Probably. But IMHO the writers of these movies have done so for years, irrespective of whether they sounded off about a political matter.

Fanbois will not be dissuaded.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at November 26, 2016 06:05 AM (5seeI)

712
Finally, Barackenaten I's WH will rightfully be able to issue a pic commemorating a death where Himself was involved with the deceased.

The Shit Midas Touch strikes again.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at November 26, 2016 06:08 AM (5seeI)

713 Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 26, 2016 03:05 AM (hVdx9)

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Please stop blowing out the blog margins.

Posted by: Flyboy
*****

Wrong guy to blame there Sparky.

Posted by: Satan at November 26, 2016 06:10 AM (hVdx9)

714 I went to the bearingarms link to look at that story about the girl injured in the pipeline protest. Both of the links to FB stories are dead so I'm a bit dubious about the information now. Anyone have any better links to the info?


Posted by: Buddy Bizarre
****

It worked for me.
Basically the police saw them rolling one pound canisters of propane on the bridge. Basically they were trying to attack police with IEDs and it backfired.
Police don't have concussion grenades and flash-bangs don't cause injuries like those suffered by the protestors. The injured woman was apparently part of a radical left group of Communist protestors.

Posted by: Satan at November 26, 2016 06:15 AM (hVdx9)

715 Oh, swish!! Great ONT, krak! Loved the Clothes of the Future.

Posted by: Gem at November 26, 2016 06:49 AM (uaHyk)

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