All Talk And No Action

Remember when the big-mouthed star Lena Dunham vowed to move to Canada if Trump were elected.

'I know a lovely place in Vancouver, and I can get my work done from there,' she said at the event, according to The Hollywood Reporter. 'I know a lot of people have been threatening to do this, but I really will.'

It doesn't sound like a throw away line to me. But, it appears that it was. She's staying put.

'It’s easy to joke about moving to Canada,' the Emmy-nominated star said. 'It’s harder to see, and to love, the people who fill your mailbox with hate. It’s harder to see what needs to be done and do it.
'It’s harder to live, fully and painfully aware of the injustice surrounding us, to cherish and fear your country all at once.

One less thing to be thankful for today.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 05:23 PM

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1 Typical.

Posted by: HH at November 24, 2016 05:35 PM (DrCtv)

2 I knew they would all chicken out

Posted by: Skip-hoping Trump at least does random conservative acts at November 24, 2016 05:36 PM (WTAEM)

3 Ain't it just?

Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 24, 2016 05:36 PM (aAlFX)

4 Am I the only one getting hammered with these Intel pop-up ads? Wow those are obnoxious. I hope these are not a permanent fixture here at AoSHQ. I would gladly donate some extra scratch if we could avoid this.

Posted by: Pastafarian at November 24, 2016 05:37 PM (sgHEm)

5 "No, really, Lena, you should move. We want you to be happy. And take Hillary with you."

Posted by: Mike at November 24, 2016 05:37 PM (iDxq/)

6 OK, I'll bite

Who are those women in the picture?

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 24, 2016 05:37 PM (zrOHf)

7 Is she smuggling illegals under that vw cover she's wearing?

Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 24, 2016 05:38 PM (aAlFX)

8 Who are those women in the picture?

I don't know, but they appear to have come from The Trash Bar. That can't be good.

Posted by: t-bird at November 24, 2016 05:39 PM (ZIFyZ)

9 Quick: which one is the tranny in that picture?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 24, 2016 05:39 PM (R+30W)

10
The Trash Bar

Trash Bags

Plus, some stuff people threw out, piled against the building.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 24, 2016 05:40 PM (LuZz8)

11 Well, tearing down Western civilization isn't going to happen by itself.

Spiteful fuckers.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 24, 2016 05:40 PM (1G5R8)

12 Disgusting fat pig.....both of it.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 24, 2016 05:40 PM (ej1L0)

13 Posted by: Pastafarian at November 24, 2016 05:37 PM (sgHEm)

No problem here, but I'm using Ad blocker.

Posted by: HH at November 24, 2016 05:40 PM (DrCtv)

14 Maybe Canada told her to go pound sand. They are like bloody parasites, can't get rid of them.

Posted by: IC at November 24, 2016 05:40 PM (gcme+)

15 Happy Thanksgiving, members of the Hoard, lurkers, and trolls everywhere.

Posted by: texas zombie at November 24, 2016 05:40 PM (hjrto)

16 I would settled for all the rest of the celebrities staying if only Stephanopoulos would leave.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 24, 2016 05:41 PM (R+30W)

17 I guess Canada has standards.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 24, 2016 05:42 PM (sdi6R)

18 I would even go as far as saying not one will move.

Posted by: Skip-hoping Trump at least does random conservative acts at November 24, 2016 05:42 PM (WTAEM)

19 Looks like somebody took out the trash.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 24, 2016 05:42 PM (UCCX/)

20 OK that Cowboys TD catch was picture perfect. That's a coaching clinic catch right there.

Posted by: deplorablegoatexchange at November 24, 2016 05:43 PM (YFnq5)

21 Buuurp

Posted by: Jean at November 24, 2016 05:43 PM (y4Rt4)

22 I would also point out that the Patrick Stewart picture was tastefully beneath the fold, while this one is hanging out there for all to see.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 24, 2016 05:43 PM (R+30W)

23 The earlier game today was a contest to see which team could be the most incompetent.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 24, 2016 05:43 PM (UCCX/)

24 Dunham and Schumer In...

THE BLOB COUPLE

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 24, 2016 05:44 PM (1G5R8)

25 20 OK that Cowboys TD catch was picture perfect. That's a coaching clinic catch right there.

Posted by: deplorablegoatexchange at November 24, 2016 05:43 PM (YFnq5)

Yeah the double toe tap was pretty amazing.

Posted by: texas zombie at November 24, 2016 05:44 PM (hjrto)

26 I guess they found out that Canada enforces immigration policies.

Irony, is there nothing it can't do?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 24, 2016 05:44 PM (wfDW1)

27 Many browsers will block pop-ups without even needing to add an application such as adblock. Maybe check your preferences and fix on your end instead of whining like a liberal?

Posted by: PaleRider with link to the funeral expense fund for SMFH's Carl at November 24, 2016 05:45 PM (Jen0I)

28 That picture shows the difference between "doable" and "Oh hell no!"

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at November 24, 2016 05:45 PM (5fSr7)

29 >>Who are those women in the picture?

Posted by: AltonJackson

Women? I thought they got loose from the front end of a Central Park horse carriage.

Posted by: Aviator at November 24, 2016 05:46 PM (c7vUv)

30
There once was a lass named Dunham
eh, never mind...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 24, 2016 05:48 PM (9Q5BJ)

31 It doesn't sound like a throw away line to me. But, it appears that it was. She's staying put.

Dunham was going to move to Canada but she fell on her back and couldn't roll over to get herself up. She's still lying there tweeting about her upcoming project - Dirty Fat Turtle Sex.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 24, 2016 05:48 PM (zc3Db)

32 PaleRider: "..instead of whining like a liberal?'

Meee-ooowww. Turkey and stuffing makes some people a little grouchy, apparently.

Posted by: Pastafarian at November 24, 2016 05:48 PM (sgHEm)

33 [Andy Rooney voice]

Have you ever noticed that all the celebrities who call Trump a racist want to move away to white countries?

Isn't that funny?

I've never heard one of them say "That's it! I'm moving to Jamaica!"

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2016 05:48 PM (mRuXy)

34
I've been doing some hard drive cleanup today, and found that I'd saved a copy of this unintentionally hilarious 2007 article from Matt Taibbi. Somehow, it seems appropriate, if only tangentially.

Of course, Adbusters took down the article, most likely because it hits too close to home. Still, the internet remembers.

The American Left's Silly Victim Complex

http://tinyurl.com/jodhorb

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 24, 2016 05:49 PM (LuZz8)

35 At least Dunham knows to wear a table cloth instead of some tight fitting clothes that accentuate the fat spilling out of the outfit.

Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at November 24, 2016 05:49 PM (2X7pN)

36 They are actually cracking down on pedophiles in Canada so she feels safe in her party of pedophiles in Hollaywood, NYC, and DC.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 24, 2016 05:50 PM (H4GNL)

37 Nice frumpy house dress.
And Schumer. I can't think of the right words.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 24, 2016 05:50 PM (6IPEM)

38 But really .

Who are those women and what do they have to do with the post

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at November 24, 2016 05:50 PM (U0lQa)

39 Didn't watch one down yet today.

Posted by: Skip-hoping Trump at least does random conservative acts at November 24, 2016 05:51 PM (WTAEM)

40 Well I just prepared the turkey. I told him he wasn't going to make it.

Posted by: muchas buchas at November 24, 2016 05:52 PM (knQ+b)

41 MisHum, if you're here, check your mail. The work one. Tell me if it works. The voice part.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 24, 2016 05:52 PM (6IPEM)

42 I'm pretty sure we are witnessing the waning of the relevancy of the ugly fat slob slut celebrity. I'd almost bet classy, hot and ladylike will soon make a comeback.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 24, 2016 05:52 PM (cLhql)

43 Amy Schumer is a pedophile as well. Her uncle Chucky Schumer in the Senate is knee deep in the DC and NYC pedophile ring.

The story is not going away. It's going viral.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 24, 2016 05:53 PM (H4GNL)

44 Posted by: Pastafarian at November 24, 2016 05:37 PM (sgHEm)

Ad block on so no problem there but I have started getting a "suspicious or dangerous" site warning on the main page. No such warning on the comments page.

Never had the warning before a couple of days ago.

No idea what if anything it all means. Prolly not related.

Ask a geek.

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 24, 2016 05:53 PM (3RUuk)

45 And Schumer. I can't think of the right words.
Posted by: L, Elle
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About closing time at The Trash Bar, Schumer's gonna be looking hot.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 24, 2016 05:53 PM (9Q5BJ)

46
I remember that Clash song:

Rock the Trash Bar
Rock the Trash Bar

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 24, 2016 05:53 PM (IqV8l)

47 Amy Schumer is a pedophile as well. Her uncle Chucky Schumer in the Senate is knee deep in the DC and NYC pedophile ring.
The story is not going away. It's going viral.
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November
******
Huh? What's this about? I haven't heard this.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 24, 2016 05:54 PM (6IPEM)

48 You know those 2 cleaned off a couple of buffets today.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 24, 2016 05:55 PM (1JnAL)

49 Lena has 'look at me, look at me. I am fat, disgusting, and ugly' written all over her. To top it off she demands to prance around naked, half the time, on her show. An obvious cry for help from a very sick individual!

Posted by: Marge from Fargo at November 24, 2016 05:55 PM (ACW3M)

50 33 [Andy Rooney voice]

Have you ever noticed that all the celebrities who call Trump a racist want to move away to white countries?

Isn't that funny?

I've never heard one of them say "That's it! I'm moving to Jamaica!"
Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2016 05:48 PM (mRuXy)

Or Mexico. If they think unrestricted Mexican immigration is such a wonderful thing, why wouldn't they want to live in a country that is chock full of Mexicans?

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 24, 2016 05:55 PM (sdi6R)

51 Lena was set to move to Vancouver but then realized she'd still be able to see that Hillary would never be president from her new house.

Posted by: Rex B at November 24, 2016 05:55 PM (40pe/)

52 Thats schumer? I thought it was the younger sister she molested. I need to get my eyes checked.

Hope everyone had a Thankful holiday.

Posted by: Elliot at November 24, 2016 05:56 PM (QZZwR)

53 48 You know those 2 cleaned off a couple of buffets today.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 24, 2016 05:55 PM (1JnAL)

++++

They got there late. The expressions on their faces are, "Well, let's do that dumpster diving thing".

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 24, 2016 05:57 PM (R+30W)

54 25 20 OK that Cowboys TD catch was picture perfect. That's a coaching clinic catch right there.

Posted by: deplorablegoatexchange at November 24, 2016 05:43 PM (YFnq5)

Yeah the double toe tap was pretty amazing.
Posted by: texas zombie at November 24, 2016 05:44 PM (hjrto)

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And the NFL has to go into Pms mode just as we get a Miss. State qb who doesn't seem to understand that 'there's no whining in baseball', and is bringing it on every down.

Fuck Roger Goodell in particular

Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 24, 2016 05:57 PM (aAlFX)

55 Call me Ishmael.

Posted by: Dude about to hit on L. Dunham at November 24, 2016 05:57 PM (mRuXy)

56 Translation: Canada won't let me in under regular immigration rules. Can't claim refugee status. And I won't get as much work...

Posted by: Vendette at November 24, 2016 05:57 PM (Zd1ln)

57 Y'know, it's not that some heavier women can't be, or aren't at all attractive. Fact is, I've known some that are stunningly hot, beautiful, sexy and desirable.

Ms. Dunham though, is not qualified for the above description.

And it's not so much that she'd be the "Before" or "After" in the proverbial characterization, but more, the "Never!", and that with extreme prejudice.

It's not just the lumptastic physical repulsiveness, but that her heart, mind and soul also all seem to be made of the same malformed substance.

I mean, when the Pillsbury Dough Boy look at her and says "Pig!", well, let's just say that one look at her took the rise right out of his biscuit.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 24, 2016 05:57 PM (v5iqM)

58

Why not move to Mexico? Racist

Posted by: ThunderB at November 24, 2016 05:58 PM (vhA0Y)

59 Rock the Trash Bar
Posted by: Bertram Cabot,
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Come wiz me to the Trash Bar, and wee weel make beauteeful music togetha.

Posted by: Pepe Le Pew at November 24, 2016 05:59 PM (9Q5BJ)

60 Lena has 'look at me, look at me. I am fat, disgusting, and ugly' written all over her. To top it off she demands to prance around naked, half the time, on her show.
************************

If you want to know why we're doomed, just consider that this pigfuck of a worm has a boyfriend.

Beta males are the greatest threat to our national security ever. They must be stripped of their onesies and hot cocoa, tarred and feathered, and then flogged to death with a good old fashioned US Marine blanket party.

Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at November 24, 2016 05:59 PM (KLyOA)

61 What's uglier than Lena Dunham's face?

Amy Schumer with duckface.

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2016 06:00 PM (mRuXy)

62 Not one Leftist has hinted a move to Mexico to protest a southern fence/wall.

Posted by: Skip-hoping Trump at least does random conservative acts at November 24, 2016 06:00 PM (WTAEM)

63 48 You know those 2 cleaned off a couple of buffets today.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 24, 2016 05:55 PM (1JnAL)

So much for the little people

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 24, 2016 06:01 PM (voOPb)

64 Well, Pale rider, I took your advice, despite the fact that you're a snarky asshole.

And I'm running Safari, and in the security tab in preferences, the "block pop-up windows" option is clicked. So I'm not sure why I'm getting that ad. Maybe I don't know what a pop-up is. Maybe it's not really a pop-up because it's not in a full-blown window, but it obscures whatever I'm looking at til I click on the fucking thing. And that's pretty annoying.

Posted by: Pastafarian at November 24, 2016 06:01 PM (sgHEm)

65 That's them?

OK honestly didn't know. The one in the red looks like a psycho though. Tall one just looks like a ho.

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at November 24, 2016 06:01 PM (U0lQa)

66 Wow, two halftimes in a row on Thanksgiving with Grammy-winning performers I've never heard of.

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2016 06:02 PM (mRuXy)

67 What's uglier than Lena Dunham's face?

Amy Schumer with duckface.

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2016 06:00 PM (mRuXy)

Amy Schumer and Lena Dunham, both with duckface, 69ing each other while greased up in canola oil.

Posted by: No second helping of turkey for you! at November 24, 2016 06:02 PM (vBeA5)

68 Pastafarian,
If it hasn't already been mentioned, try turning off java script.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 24, 2016 06:03 PM (nyNfz)

69 64 Well, Pale rider, I took your advice, despite the fact that you're a snarky asshole by pastafarian

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Isn't that a requirement and high praise for Morons?

Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 24, 2016 06:03 PM (aAlFX)

70 Felt just a wee bit sorry for Romo, roaming along the sidelines trying to look relevant.

Posted by: IC at November 24, 2016 06:03 PM (gcme+)

71 Lena wanted to still see the "hate" in her mailbox, there are post offices in Canada, Lena. Cherish your country? You actually said that you cherish your country? Liar.

Posted by: Rgallegos at November 24, 2016 06:04 PM (59GQk)

72 Oh computer advice

Um. Switch to Linux? No? I got nothing

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at November 24, 2016 06:04 PM (U0lQa)

73 A little less talk and a lot more action there sugartits!

Posted by: Koby Teith at November 24, 2016 06:04 PM (JO9+V)

74 great, another decade of watching jerrys' kids every weekend from now on. fuck, i hate the cowboys. going to be easier to boycott the nfl now for sure. and, i won't have to listen to that assclown joe buck anymore. eff the nfl.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 24, 2016 06:06 PM (KP5rU)

75 57 Y'know, it's not that some heavier women can't be, or aren't at all attractive.
Posted by: Jim at November 24, 2016 05:57 PM (v5iqM)

Agreed. Just last night I stopped at PetSmart to buy some cat litter. The cashier was fat, but she had a pretty face, a nice smile, and a pleasant disposition.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 24, 2016 06:06 PM (sdi6R)

76 Things I'm thankful for, #eleventy:
when I used to drink, I would pass out long before my beer goggles would get near the "Dunham & Schumer" setting. It was like I was equipped with a fail safe switch for my li'l minion's protection.

One of my roommates on the other hand, had the opposite problem, and frequently had to figuratively chew his arm off to escape the wildebeast trap in his room the morning after a party or night out.

Posted by: moronhorde minion at November 24, 2016 06:06 PM (Ww1tL)

77 Fun site called the SJW insult generator.

http://sjwinsult.com/

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 24, 2016 06:06 PM (H4GNL)

78 Is Lena dunham considered a comedienne?

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at November 24, 2016 06:07 PM (U0lQa)

79 Cant help with safari. It quit working on my MAC laptop right when someone had mentioned the brave browser so I downloaded brave (quick download, easy install) brave comes with an adblock option built in.

If ads were not so often obnoxious I wouldn't block them since I don't trust old media and want to feed the good web sites, but so many ads are obnoxious so I just kick money to Ace once in while and block all ads.

Posted by: PaleRider with link to the funeral expense fund for SMFH's Carl at November 24, 2016 06:07 PM (Jen0I)

80 This may be a record....my 8 yo manages to ruin Thanksgiving......

Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at November 24, 2016 06:07 PM (JNDQi)

81 Pastafarian: Try the Epic browser. It blocks ads and cookies by default.

It doesn't work with all sites, but it's fine most of the time.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 24, 2016 06:09 PM (sdi6R)

82 I've never heard one of them say "That's it! I'm moving to Jamaica!"

And just imagine all the work that would get done in Mexico for the Americans who won't do it!

Posted by: t-bird at November 24, 2016 06:09 PM (/wWB4)

83 The only thing that threesome is missing is a dude with low self esteem.

Posted by: mc at November 24, 2016 06:10 PM (TWinl)

84 Damn...

*looks down at plate*

*sticks it in microwave*

Thanks Miss Hummer

Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 24, 2016 06:10 PM (ahx2/)

85 78 Is Lena dunham considered a comedienne?
Posted by: Bigbys other phone at November 24, 2016 06:07 PM (U0lQa)

--After the election, Taki's Mag referred to Samantha Bee as an "alleged comedienne."

IMO Bee is worse than Dunham because she has assumed the mantle of Jon Stewart With a Snatch. Even the ads for her show are like nails on chalkboard.

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2016 06:10 PM (mRuXy)

86 5 "No, really, Lena, you should move. We want you to be happy. And take Hillary with you."

Posted by: Mike

Lena, in Canada every Thursday they fill your mailbox with ice cream.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 24, 2016 06:11 PM (iWW0H)

87 Oh I'm sorry Linda. I hope with perspective it turns out only a half hour has been ruined and not the whole day.

Posted by: PaleRider with link to the funeral expense fund for SMFH's Carl at November 24, 2016 06:11 PM (Jen0I)

88 74 great, another decade of watching jerrys' kids every weekend from now on. fuck, i hate the cowboys. going to be easier to boycott the nfl now for sure. and, i won't have to listen to that assclown joe buck anymore. eff the nfl.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 24, 2016 06:06 PM (KP5rU)

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Yeah it was very difficult to start watching them after hating them for someone long, but Dak is one of ours (Ms) and Jerry is going to see Al Davis soon.

Alcohol helps a tad..

Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 24, 2016 06:11 PM (aAlFX)

89 "Remember when the big-mouthed star Lena Dunham..."

I think you could replace "mouth" with any piece of anatomy on that girl.

Posted by: Grimaldi at November 24, 2016 06:12 PM (FVYNb)

90 Lena has 'look at me, look at me. I am fat, disgusting, and ugly' written all over her. To top it off she demands to prance around naked, half the time, on her show.

I think you have it backward. We apparently didn't give her enough money, and so to punish she prances around naked half the time. We need to come up with more cash to get premium membership, in which she never appears naked.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 24, 2016 06:12 PM (SRKgf)

91 {{{PaleRider}}}

Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 24, 2016 06:12 PM (ahx2/)

92 Ah Lenah; I'd lovingly carry your fat tattooed ass across the Canadian border. But the Mounted Police might shoot me for inflicting you on Canada. And they would be justified---but I'd still give you that loving carry across the border.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at November 24, 2016 06:12 PM (Sda6L)

93 The only thing that threesome is missing is a dude with low self esteem.
Posted by: mc
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He'll be there. Six or seven beers and closing time.

Posted by: Pepe Le Pew at November 24, 2016 06:12 PM (9Q5BJ)

94 83: he's there, lena is blocking him from view. kind of like a rectal eclipse.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 24, 2016 06:12 PM (KP5rU)

95 Fiji.

Had Hillary won...

Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 24, 2016 06:13 PM (ahx2/)

96 I've never heard one of them say "That's it! I'm moving to Jamaica!"

"I've had it! I'm off to Somalia!" Said no one, ever.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 24, 2016 06:13 PM (SRKgf)

97 77 Fun site called the SJW insult generator.

http://sjwinsult.com/
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 24, 2016 06:06 PM (H4GNL)

---

Oooh!

Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 24, 2016 06:14 PM (ahx2/)

98 >>>kind of like a rectal eclipse.

LOL Chavez

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 24, 2016 06:14 PM (voOPb)

99 'It's easy to joke about moving to Canada,' the Emmy-nominated star said.

"but then I realized I wouldn't be shit up there. No TV show, no Hollywood, no job or life prospects of any kind. I kind of NEED to be here"

Posted by: t-bird at November 24, 2016 06:14 PM (/cksx)

100 Don't the girls all get prettier at closing time!

They all begin to look like movie stars . . .

Posted by: Mickey Gilley at November 24, 2016 06:15 PM (JO9+V)

101 >>>>
48 You know those 2 cleaned off a couple of buffets today.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 24, 2016 05:55 PM (1JnAL)

So much for the little people
.
.
.
.Nope, the manager at the Golden Corral hit the fire alarm when he saw them walking in.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 24, 2016 06:15 PM (iONHu)

102 98: mh! happy thanksgiving! go deer hunting?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 24, 2016 06:15 PM (KP5rU)

103 77 Fun site called the SJW insult generator.

http://sjwinsult.com/
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 24, 2016 06:06 PM (H4GNL)

Oooh, I like how you can toggle RAGE CAPS.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 24, 2016 06:16 PM (sdi6R)

104 This may be a record....my 8 yo manages to ruin Thanksgiving......

So...wha happen?

Posted by: eleven at November 24, 2016 06:16 PM (qUNWi)

105
They're like the Palestinians -- they won't leave Israel.

Instead they attack Israelis, then play victim. Then they stay only to make Israel miserable.

Lena Dunham, you are the same as the Palestinian terrorists.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 24, 2016 06:17 PM (KNDOU)

106
Nope, the manager at the Golden Corral hit the fire alarm when he saw them walking in.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman

Like Homer Simpson at The Frying Dutchman.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 24, 2016 06:17 PM (IqV8l)

107 SMFH, glad you're enjoying the creamed corn.

Your boys are finally alone atop the AFC West. I can't believe mine lost to the Succaneers at home. If they can beat the Donkos, though, I'll be happy again.

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2016 06:17 PM (mRuXy)

108 As I always write when these "threats" are made:

We couldn't get that lucky.

These people know they aren't moving from the get-go. Their egos are so big they think that the very threat of moving will influence voting.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly all the way. at November 24, 2016 06:18 PM (3myMJ)

109 55 Call me Ishmael.
Posted by: Dude about to hit on L. Dunham

Shouldn't that be by "beta-male"?

Posted by: Grimaldi at November 24, 2016 06:18 PM (FVYNb)

110 99: Naw, Vancouver has studios. HBO or whoever would still carry Lena's show. I'd bet every one of these stars got told by an accountant what the tax hit would be to move to our more socialist neighbor country. What the idiots don't realize is that had they won, those high taxes would have soon been reality here as well.

Posted by: PaleRider with link to the funeral expense fund for SMFH's Carl at November 24, 2016 06:20 PM (Jen0I)

111 Well that's what I meant, I don't know anything about her but everything I read here sounds like she has to be a comedienne along Andy Dick or Kaufman lines

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at November 24, 2016 06:20 PM (U0lQa)

112 Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 24, 2016 06:15 PM (K

Happy Thanksgiving

Hunted Sat-Mon, didn't shoot anything

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 24, 2016 06:20 PM (voOPb)

113 Who bitch this is?

Posted by: Shinblade at November 24, 2016 06:21 PM (48QDY)

114 Remember, she's ugly on the inside too

Posted by: Jean at November 24, 2016 06:21 PM (y4Rt4)

115 Supposedly Snoopety doggy poop or whatever the hell he's calling himself in the cloud of pot smoke these days is moving to Canada because of Trump.

What's hilarious is that moving to Canada (or Mexico) is much harder to immigrate to than the USA, even if Trump does everything he campaigned on.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 24, 2016 06:21 PM (39g3+)

116 Wow, two halftimes in a row on Thanksgiving with Grammy-winning performers I've never heard of.

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2016 06:02 PM (mRuXy)

Yeah have no idea who the dude was at halftime of the first game.

On the bright side though, I discovered today that the Detroit Lions finally have cheerleaders, and they were looking pretty damn good today.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 24, 2016 06:22 PM (D2vc1)

117
But let's remember all those who are carrying out their selfish petty ugly threats and doing other ugly things, such as Hampshire College.

Hampshire College has BANNED the US flag from its campus. This order comes down from the college president himself.

They didn't just take down the US flag. They banned it from campus.

Why?

He said they need to remove that symbol so they (we, everyone) can have an honest discussion about the issues.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 24, 2016 06:22 PM (KNDOU)

118 110 99: Naw, Vancouver has studios. HBO or whoever would still carry Lena's show. I'd bet every one of these stars got told by an accountant what the tax hit would be to move to our more socialist neighbor country. What the idiots don't realize is that had they won, those high taxes would have soon been reality here as well.
Posted by: PaleRider with link to the funeral expense fund for SMFH's Carl at November 24, 2016 06:20 PM (Jen0I)

--Vancouver no doubt has stood in for a lot of American cities for movies. Winnipeg has stood in for Kansas City. My Big Fat Greek Wedding was about a story that originally took place in Winnipeg, took place in Chicago in the movie, and was filmed in Toronto.

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2016 06:23 PM (mRuXy)

119 I'm still working on my projects...it's mindless grunt work. I'm going to learn a programming language starting next week which should make this infinitely easier.

In any event, as I'm doing mindless grunt work, I'm playing all of my CDs, since they never get played anytime else.

Up now...."An Evening Wasted With Tom Lehrer."

I'm on Oedipus Rex and just finished "The Elements."

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 24, 2016 06:23 PM (5KPFy)

120 BTW ..... that's such an ugly picture for American Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 24, 2016 06:24 PM (5KPFy)

121 So who's shopping online? Anything interesting?

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at November 24, 2016 06:24 PM (U0lQa)

122 My 8 yo is like a 13 yo emo girl...you know, everything sux, everyone hates me, I hate everyone, my life is over, uncooperative, stubborn, goes out of the way to try and make everyone miserable, etc, etc, etc.......he's only 8!!!!!

Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at November 24, 2016 06:24 PM (JNDQi)

123
If you haven't heard, America sucks, again.

America sucks. The troops suck. The govt is evil.

And once again, dissent and treason and subversion is patriotic!

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 24, 2016 06:25 PM (KNDOU)

124 Hunted Sat-Mon, didn't shoot anything

Weren't here for the huntin', were you?

Posted by: The Bear. In the Woods. at November 24, 2016 06:25 PM (/wWB4)

125
It sounds like your son has no interests. He needs a hobby. And a kick in the ass.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 24, 2016 06:26 PM (KNDOU)

126 80 This may be a record....my 8 yo manages to ruin Thanksgiving......
Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at November 24, 2016 06:07 PM (JNDQi)

In what is not a record, my 55 year old brother in law manages to ruin another holiday. We had 11:30am reservations for Thanksgiving brunch, he manages to show up at 12:15 with the current whore he is screwing in tow looking like she worked the docks the night before.

The topper? My 83 year ole mother in law was pissed that he was there because he still hasn't apologized to her for cussing her out in the middle of a restuarant back in July.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 24, 2016 06:26 PM (1JnAL)

127 Posted by: Soothsayer at November 24, 2016 06:22 PM (KNDOU)

After flying the administration allowed it to be flown at half-staff post-election.

Infidels burned it after it was returned to the top of the flagpole.

Posted by: Golfman at November 24, 2016 06:27 PM (48QDY)

128 @DailyMirror 41m
BREAKING: Terror attack fears as gunman bursts into retirement home for monks in #Montpellier, France ...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 24, 2016 06:27 PM (1G5R8)

129 I am one of the few people that followed through on a pledge to emigrate after an election. When Labour won the 1997 General Election, I started the clock ticking, and then I upped sticks. Best thing I ever did.

Posted by: David Gillies at November 24, 2016 06:27 PM (tjHrt)

130

A man and a woman are dead and more than 70 monks are being held hostage by a masked man with a knife and sawn-off shotgun in in Montpellier, France.

Local residents claim the armed man stormed a retirement home but they are unsure of his motives.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 24, 2016 06:28 PM (IqV8l)

131 I'm full as a tick on a coon hound.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 24, 2016 06:28 PM (4fOMF)

132
Local residents claim the armed man stormed a retirement home but they are unsure of his motives.

For fucks sake.

I hope Marine LePen kills every single one of these savages when she's elected.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 24, 2016 06:29 PM (KNDOU)

133 My 8 yo is like a 13 yo emo girl...you know, everything sux, everyone hates me, I hate everyone, my life is over, uncooperative, stubborn, goes out of the way to try and make everyone miserable, etc, etc, etc.......he's only 8!!!!!
Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at November 24, 2016 06:24 PM (JNDQi)

Midol

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 24, 2016 06:29 PM (voOPb)

134 117
Hampshire College has BANNED the US flag from its campus. This order comes down from the college president himself.

They didn't just take down the US flag. They banned it from campus.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 24, 2016 06:22 PM (KNDOU)

As with sanctuary cities, all taxpayer-funded financial aid and research grants should be immediately cut off. That's the only way to stop this nonsense.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 24, 2016 06:30 PM (sdi6R)

135
Talk about sanctuary cities!

All of France is a sanctuary city.

Every one of those politicians need to be held personally responsible for every single muslim attack that occurs under their watch.

I guarantee that would end the muslim menace in France.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 24, 2016 06:31 PM (KNDOU)

136 The word "harder" should be nowhere near Lena. She's like the anti-harder.

Posted by: freaked at November 24, 2016 06:31 PM (BO/km)

137 Midol
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I wish it were that easy......

Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at November 24, 2016 06:31 PM (JNDQi)

138 Every one of those politicians need to be held
personally responsible for every single muslim attack that occurs under
their watch.

I guarantee that would end the muslim menace in France.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 24, 2016 06:31 PM (KNDOU)

Citizens in every Western country need to start keeping lists of names.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 24, 2016 06:32 PM (5KPFy)

139 Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 24, 2016 06:26 PM (1JnAL)

Well what the fuck was he invited?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 24, 2016 06:32 PM (i6Bi+)

140
Trump for le president of France, too?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 24, 2016 06:32 PM (KNDOU)

141 A man and a woman are dead and more than 70 monks are being held hostage by a masked man with a knife and sawn-off shotgun in in Montpellier, France.

Local residents claim the armed man stormed a retirement home but they are unsure of his motives.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 24, 2016 06:28 PM (IqV8l)

Wait, I thought guns weren't allowed in France?

Somebody ignored the law? The devil you say.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 24, 2016 06:32 PM (D2vc1)

142 If Dunham was an ED pill she'd be saltpeter.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 24, 2016 06:33 PM (4fOMF)

143
How much you want to bet that the masked intruder's day job is at the airport?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 24, 2016 06:33 PM (KNDOU)

144 Linda, don't want to offend but that sounds very like the Kevin character in Left Alone the day before they forget him. Which was the believable part of the movie to me, normal stuff for that age (I don't have kids so just bystander impressions and distant memory). At least its not a 20-something acting all emo.

Posted by: PaleRider with link to the funeral expense fund for SMFH's Carl at November 24, 2016 06:33 PM (Jen0I)

145 121 So who's shopping online? Anything interesting?
Posted by: Bigbys other phone at November 24, 2016 06:24 PM (U0lQa)

--Moron pointed me to Kindle Fire tablet for $33.33.

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2016 06:34 PM (mRuXy)

146 Broke open the 3rd fifth of bourbon. Time for dinner...

Posted by: The Drinky Hat at November 24, 2016 06:34 PM (vBeA5)

147 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 24, 2016 06:28 PM (IqV8l)

Off to Daily Mail.

The fake news companies in the US will omit facts or make shit up.

Posted by: Golfman at November 24, 2016 06:35 PM (48QDY)

148
I really hope and pray President Trump acknowledges this attack and tweets it. Just to annoy the Left/fake news/muslims/UN.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 24, 2016 06:35 PM (KNDOU)

149 they are unsure of his motives.

Say no more. You've told us their motives.

Posted by: t-bird at November 24, 2016 06:35 PM (TqmC9)

150 'It's easy to joke about moving to Canada,' the Emmy-nominated star said. 'It's harder to see, and to love, the people who fill your mailbox with hate. It's harder to see what needs to be done and do it. 'It's harder to live, fully and painfully aware of the injustice surrounding us, to cherish and fear your country all at once.

"To Canada I move", 'twas but a joke.
My inbox filled with intolerance and hate.
To jest is easy, harder is the yoke
I bear to love the redneck reprobate.
To do what needs doing, ere it is too late.
To live, fully and painfully aware
Of injustice engulfing us. O sorry fate!
For those of us who cherish and who care
For our country, while fearing its baleful stare.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at November 24, 2016 06:35 PM (a1ini)

151 85---IMO Bee is worse than Dunham because she has assumed the mantle of Jon Stewart With a Snatch. Even the ads for her show are like nails on chalkboard.
Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2016 06:10 PM (mRuXy)
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I honestly think those ads during the election were a clear contribution in kind to Hillary. They're display nothing but pronouncements about Trump's supposed raaacism, sexism, etc. They're not bad jokes; they're not good jokes; they're not jokes at all.

It would be as if a conservative "comedian" came out and just said "Obama is a Muslim" or "Obama is a Stalinist" and thought that was comedy. It isn't. It's just tiresome mud-slinging.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 24, 2016 06:35 PM (Nox3c)

152 My God. That picture...

That's a lot of fucking gravy just waiting to happen people........

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 24, 2016 06:35 PM (EUMr7)

153 >>>Broke open the 3rd fifth of bourbon. Time for dinner...

America. Fuck yeah!!

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 24, 2016 06:36 PM (EUMr7)

154 Only way you could make Lena Dunham's face uglier is if Amy Shumer sat on it.

Posted by: jwpaine at November 24, 2016 06:36 PM (hoJm7)

155 Packs sleeping bag, camp chair, snacks, for camping out in front of Best Buy.

Oh, wait... I'm not leaving this chair. Never mind.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 24, 2016 06:37 PM (/wWB4)

156 Why do I have 27 AR-15 magazines? I hate moving......

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 24, 2016 06:37 PM (iONHu)

157 Why don't any of these people want to move to Mexico? What's so great about Canada?

Posted by: freaked at November 24, 2016 06:38 PM (BO/km)

158 >>>Only way you could make Lena Dunham's face uglier is if Amy Shumer sat on it.

So, smother it like the media smothers a Clinton scandal?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 24, 2016 06:38 PM (EUMr7)

159

Well, I, for one, am thankful that I finally managed to achieve a degree of control over the shi...uh, er, stuff ya, that's the ticket, stuff that Microsoft Win10 was forcing down my pipe.

First, you have to run a local user account that does not have admin privileges.

Then get FireFox with AdBlock and NoScript. Just for a tiny bit of extra protection, run in the private window mode where everything in the browser cache gets deleted when you exit.

So, now, instead of getting one or two hundred megabytes of shi.... er, I mean to say "stuff" forced down my pipes, (in ten minutes or less), I'm only getting a tenth of that in an hour.

It looks like the new microsoft edge browser has a built in adbot that will serve up ads everywhere you go. Not necessarily ads from the web page you are viewing. Internet Explorer is just as bad.

There is an 'adblock' for both but it doesn't seem to block many ads, and on microsoft pages, Microsoft will helpfully suggest to you that since you are running MS Adblock in an MS browser that perhaps, for a slight monthly fee, you might want an ad free online experience. Pay the fee and MS won't stuff your pipes full of ads. Sounds like extortion to me.

Microsoft never has been an innovator. They have always been late to the party, and they are just now getting hot and heavy for built in cloud/'net/social media just when people are getting fed up with social media.

Posted by: Elwood Smythe at November 24, 2016 06:38 PM (SoxUH)

160 No way I'm googling "f%#@ing gravy".

No way.

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 24, 2016 06:38 PM (3RUuk)

161 125
It sounds like your son has no interests. He needs a hobby. And a kick in the ass.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 24, 2016 06:26 PM (KNDOU)

exactly what I was thinking. but then again I know f*ckall about parenting so take it with a grain of salt.

Posted by: moronhorde minion at November 24, 2016 06:39 PM (Ww1tL)

162 >>>Why do I have 27 AR-15 magazines? I hate moving......

It sounds cooler if you call it "maneuvering".. Just sayin'.....

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 24, 2016 06:39 PM (EUMr7)

163 I liked that one jwpaine. I nearly threw up, but it was funny.

Posted by: freaked at November 24, 2016 06:39 PM (BO/km)

164 Why do I have 27 AR-15 magazines? I hate moving......
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman
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It's those ammo + mag deals that draw one in.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 24, 2016 06:40 PM (/wWB4)

165 145 121 So who's shopping online? Anything interesting?
Posted by: Bigbys other phone at November 24, 2016 06:24 PM (U0lQa)

--Moron pointed me to Kindle Fire tablet for $33.33.
Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2016 06:34 PM (mRuXy)

---------

My tech "guru" buddy says it's a great deal for the money and if you can afford the 59.99 Hd8 fire that is even a better deal

He hasn't steered me wrong yet, so I did the hd8..

Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 24, 2016 06:40 PM (aAlFX)

166 It sounds like your son has no interests. He needs a hobby. And a kick in the ass.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 24, 2016 06:26 PM (KNDOU)

A weekend shoveling manure would be good for him about now.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 24, 2016 06:40 PM (D2vc1)

167 Ah, Target and Wal-Mart about to open here in my neck of the woods.

Glad I'm not there.

Posted by: HH at November 24, 2016 06:40 PM (DrCtv)

168 why wouldn't they want to live in a country that is chock full of Mexicans?
Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 24, 2016 05:55 PM (sdi6R)

Probably why they're staying here.

Posted by: jwpaine at November 24, 2016 06:41 PM (hoJm7)

169 OT but I can't get into the whole holiday mood thing until Ace posts his "holiday lights" video.

Posted by: Drewbicle at November 24, 2016 06:41 PM (jJmaq)

170 C'mon Washinton.

Freakin DO something.

Posted by: eleven at November 24, 2016 06:41 PM (qUNWi)

171 Why do I have 27 AR-15 magazines? I hate moving......
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman

I'll take a half dozen or 10 off your hands.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 24, 2016 06:41 PM (D2vc1)

172 154 There was a period I considered Schumer "pleasantly plump". I saw her on that Old Navy commercial dressed as a boxer and she has gotten BIG!

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at November 24, 2016 06:42 PM (lRwmz)

173 I hate this daylight savings shit.

Dark at 5 is bullshit.

Posted by: eleven at November 24, 2016 06:42 PM (qUNWi)

174 Thx, freak. I think that about finishes up my 2016 supply of wit. One joke, goodbye.

Posted by: jwpaine at November 24, 2016 06:42 PM (hoJm7)

175 Is Lena dunham considered a comedienne?

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at November 24, 2016 06:07 PM (U0lQa)

She's considered two comediennes.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 24, 2016 06:43 PM (zc3Db)

176 Holy shit Drudge with a classic picture of Black Friday

Woman with dyed red hair. LMFAO.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 24, 2016 06:43 PM (H4GNL)

177 Er, freaked.

Posted by: jwpaine at November 24, 2016 06:43 PM (hoJm7)

178
27 AR-15 mags is not excessive unless you don't have to bullets to fill them.

Posted by: Elwood Smythe at November 24, 2016 06:43 PM (SoxUH)

179 27 mags? Because back on Nov 7 you still might have needed 27 mags.

Posted by: Skip-hoping Trump at least does random conservative acts at November 24, 2016 06:43 PM (Hh+Gc)

180 Why don't any of these people want to move to Mexico? What's so great about Canada?
Posted by: freaked

Too lazy or too stupid to learn another language.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 24, 2016 06:44 PM (1G5R8)

181 Beautiful catch by Jordan Reed

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2016 06:44 PM (mRuXy)

182 She's a fake expatriate.

Posted by: torabora at November 24, 2016 06:45 PM (V5SxP)

183 173 I hate this daylight savings shit.

Dark at 5 is bullshit.
Posted by: eleven at November 24, 2016 06:42 PM (qUNWi)

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Didn't one of the huge field of presidential candidates have that as part of their platform?

Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 24, 2016 06:45 PM (aAlFX)

184 Well, I know he has no interests. He won't take any up.....

Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at November 24, 2016 06:45 PM (JNDQi)

185 'I think that about finishes up my 2016 supply of wit.'

Maybe Amy can use it.

Posted by: freaked at November 24, 2016 06:46 PM (BO/km)

186 Maybe someone can explain to me why none of the Westworld androids are, ahem, "Dunhamesque?". I mean, it's like the mysterious company running the ultra exclusive theme park has some unfathomable ulterior motive or something....

Posted by: moronhorde minion at November 24, 2016 06:46 PM (Ww1tL)

187 Streisland moved yet?

Posted by: torabora at November 24, 2016 06:46 PM (V5SxP)

188 Why don't any of these people want to move to Mexico? What's so great about Canada?

Posted by: freaked

Forget Mexico, they should move to Liberia.

I'd bust a gut reading stories about leftist expats who were eaten by a mob.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 24, 2016 06:47 PM (zc3Db)

189 There is no such thing as too many AR-15 magazines....someone needs their head checked....

Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at November 24, 2016 06:47 PM (JNDQi)

190 All right.

We got us a game again.

Posted by: eleven at November 24, 2016 06:48 PM (qUNWi)

191 How offensive to Canadians! To claim you want to move there and then back down, because you think Trump's America is better to live in than Canada!

Canadians should totally boycott everything she is in, forever.

Posted by: MTF at November 24, 2016 06:48 PM (nghdl)

192 Lena Dunham could look better if she tried.

It's almost as if she wants to be part of the frumpenproletariat.

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at November 24, 2016 06:49 PM (1zS3A)

193 173 I hate this daylight savings shit.

Dark at 5 is bullshit.
Posted by: eleven at November 24, 2016 06:42 PM (qUNWi)

It's not Daylight Savings. This is real time.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 24, 2016 06:49 PM (sdi6R)

194

Black Lives Matter agitators plan to disrupt Black Friday shopping in at least two cities this year in an attempt to draw attention to what they call unjustified police shootings. Organizers in Chicago and Seattle are planning demonstrations that they hope will attract thousands of protesters.

In Seattle, as many as 2,700 people may attend a Black Lives Matter protest downtown on Black Friday, according to a Facebook page set up by the "Black Freedom Front of Seattle."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 24, 2016 06:49 PM (IqV8l)

195 Like many lefty dbags she talks a lot, talk is cheap. Shut up a go away account.

Posted by: Usntakim at November 24, 2016 06:49 PM (hMqvx)

196 I hate this daylight savings shit.

Dark at 5 is bullshit.

Posted by: eleven at November 24, 2016 06:42 PM (qUNWi)

We're back on Standard Time, now. When there's less than 10 hours of daylight there's really not much you can do. Just be happy you don't live in Canada

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 24, 2016 06:49 PM (zc3Db)

197 The all female reboot of Dumb and Dumber?

Posted by: teh Wind at November 24, 2016 06:49 PM (x2bNT)

198 It's not Daylight Savings. This is real time.

Then the real time sucks.

Ass.

Posted by: eleven at November 24, 2016 06:50 PM (qUNWi)

199 Are we still boycotting the NFL?

Posted by: Roger "It wasn't me!" Goodell at November 24, 2016 06:50 PM (nghdl)

200 "27 magazines? My god man, what are you afraid of?"
...
"Not much, peaches, not much!"

Posted by: moronhorde minion at November 24, 2016 06:50 PM (Ww1tL)

201 'Lena Dunham could look better if she tried. wearing a bucket on her head.'

I added on the part you forgot.

Posted by: freaked at November 24, 2016 06:50 PM (BO/km)

202 Account is scrunt . Autocucumber.

Posted by: Usntakim at November 24, 2016 06:51 PM (hMqvx)

203 Lena Dunham could look better if she tried.

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at November 24, 2016 06:49 PM (1zS3A)

It's not like putting on a paper bag is really that much effort.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 24, 2016 06:51 PM (zc3Db)

204 Posted by: freaked at November 24, 2016 06:46 PM (BO/km)

Trumped jwpaine there.

Posted by: Golfman at November 24, 2016 06:51 PM (48QDY)

205 O Canada!

Our home and native land!

True patriot love in all thy sons command

Posted by: eleven at November 24, 2016 06:51 PM (qUNWi)

206 I gave back a high number of magazines when I got out of the Army. You need empties, and I was always afraid I didn't have enough up until the end. They were not high quality, so I wasn't tempted to steal them.

Lena Dunham, famous for being famous. Well at least she dresses well. /sarc

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 24, 2016 06:51 PM (VdICR)

207
It's not Daylight Savings. This is real time.

Stuck in a landslide. No escape from reality.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 24, 2016 06:52 PM (IqV8l)

208 How offensive to Canadians!

And then there's the Canadians who don't follow thru with their threat to move back.

Posted by: t-bird at November 24, 2016 06:53 PM (NBHj5)

209
The trick is to make the boy think he has discovered an interest on his own.

Suggesting he do things will never work -- he'll always reject for the simple you suggested it.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 24, 2016 06:53 PM (KNDOU)

210 122--- My 8 yo is like a 13 yo emo girl...you know, everything sux, everyone hates me, I hate everyone, my life is over, uncooperative, stubborn, goes out of the way to try and make everyone miserable, etc, etc, etc.......he's only 8!!!!!
Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at November 24, 2016 06:24 PM (JNDQi)
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Well, he may be a difficult child to begin with but.... your recent health problems may be scaring him more than even he recognizes. Fear, especially of a vague sort, brings out the worst in a lot of us.

I had some surgery when my kids were little --- nothing serious, but enough to drag me down for a couple of weeks. One of the kids was especially annoying, kind of emo, during that period and a while afterwards. More annoying than usual, I mean.

Years later, when he was about 20, he mentioned that he was very anxious about me ....or maybe himself....or something. He's not sure what it was. But he was creeped out.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 24, 2016 06:53 PM (Nox3c)

211 If we were still on Daylight Savings Time, it would be pitch dark when it was time for me to get up for work. That would make it much too easy to shut off the alarm and go back to sleep.

There are always tradeoffs.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 24, 2016 06:54 PM (sdi6R)

212 It's not Daylight Savings. This is real time.

Then the real time sucks.

Ass.

Posted by: eleven at November 24, 2016 06:50 PM (qUNWi)

Don't worry, they have a new thing they're going to roll out called Winter Time. In Winter Time, the clocks all run at double speed between the hours of 8am and 8pm and then run at half speed for the rest ... so then you'll have sundown at 10pm in the winter. You're going to love it! Of course, everyone will have to buy the new Winter Time Approved clocks and software ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 24, 2016 06:54 PM (zc3Db)

213 27 mags because drum mags aren't cheap?

Posted by: Skip-hoping Trump at least does random conservative acts at November 24, 2016 06:55 PM (Hh+Gc)

214 Raven, Cicada, Kyle, and Jackie

http://tinyurl.com/hfqxg4p

Jackie is currently playing with her mashed potatoes.

Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 24, 2016 06:55 PM (ahx2/)

215 Is "Black Friday" racist? I hate stores and this sounds like a great reason not to shop

Posted by: Roger "I'm an asshole" Goodell at November 24, 2016 06:56 PM (nghdl)

216 Well what the fuck was he invited?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 24, 2016 06:32 PM (i6Bi+)

Fuck if I know. The Mrs invites him to every thing, and the fucker is either at least 45 minutes late, or just doesn't show up after telling her that he would be there in a few minutes.

The guy has been married 4 times, this skank will probably be his 5th. He has no relationship with his kids since he pretty much abandoned them all, but the wife doesn't want him to be alone on the holidays.

BTW, he has said he will pay us back for today's brunch from his non existent job even though he's already in the hole to us for about a grand.

I could go on about this fuckhead all night, but it's Thanksgiving, so I won't.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 24, 2016 06:58 PM (1JnAL)

217 Rule #1 for everyone should be don't let others ruin your holiday.

Posted by: Skip-hoping Trump at least does random conservative acts at November 24, 2016 07:01 PM (Hh+Gc)

218 192----frumpenproletariat.
Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at November 24, 2016 06:49 PM (1zS3A)
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Good one!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 24, 2016 07:01 PM (Nox3c)

219 217 Rule #1 for everyone should be don't let others ruin your holiday.
Posted by: Skip-hoping Trump at least does random conservative acts at November 24, 2016 07:01 PM (Hh+Gc)

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Amen.

Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 24, 2016 07:02 PM (ahx2/)

220 Raven, Cicada, Kyle, and Jackie

http://tinyurl.com/hfqxg4p

Jackie is currently playing with her mashed potatoes.

Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 24, 2016 06:55 PM (ahx2/)

Too cute.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 24, 2016 07:02 PM (D2vc1)

221 Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 24, 2016 07:02 PM (D2vc1)

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I love Snapchat.

Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 24, 2016 07:03 PM (ahx2/)

222 214 Raven, Cicada, Kyle, and Jackie

http://tinyurl.com/hfqxg4p

Jackie is currently playing with her mashed potatoes.
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 24, 2016 06:55 PM (ahx2/)
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What a beautiful family!!!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 24, 2016 07:04 PM (Nox3c)

223 Why is the woman in that picture wearing our picnic table cloth from the friggin 1960s?

I mean seriously, have a little pride in your appearance.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 24, 2016 07:04 PM (iONHu)

224
How do you know when a leftist is lying?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at November 24, 2016 07:05 PM (smOe5)

225 Total dinner exposure time to in-laws 73 minutes.

Posted by: Weasel at November 24, 2016 07:05 PM (Sfs6o)

226 You know, those trannies in that photo almost look like real women ...

Posted by: Caitlyn Marie Jenner at November 24, 2016 07:05 PM (mt8X9)

227 $230 for a AR-15 100rd drum magazine

Posted by: Skip-hoping Trump at least does random conservative acts at November 24, 2016 07:05 PM (Hh+Gc)

228 O Canada!

Our home and native land!

True patriot love in all thy sons command

Posted by: eleven at November 24, 2016 06:51 PM

That's actually the third verse. The first verse starts like this:

O Canadia
Our donut dunkin' land
To Tim Horton's, on queue where we will stand...

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 24, 2016 07:05 PM (jHMhN)

229 Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 24, 2016 06:58 PM (1JnAL)

It boggles my mind that after treating an 83 year old woman in such a way, let alone her own mother, that she continues to have him in your home. He needs his ass beat.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 24, 2016 07:05 PM (i6Bi+)

230 Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 24, 2016 07:04 PM (Nox3c)

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My baby girl done good.

Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 24, 2016 07:06 PM (ahx2/)

231 224 - They open their mouths.

That was a easy one.

Posted by: Skip-hoping Trump at least does random conservative acts at November 24, 2016 07:06 PM (Hh+Gc)

232 224 How do you know when a leftist is lying?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at November 24, 2016 07:05 PM (smOe5)

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It's still breathing?

Posted by: ShainS at November 24, 2016 07:06 PM (mt8X9)

233 184 Well, I know he has no interests. He won't take any up.....
Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at November 24, 2016 06:45 PM (JNDQi

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Take this with a truckload of salt, because kids develop differently, etc

I was called to the school because my 9 yr old middle son delighted in doing the things you described to students, teachers, really anyone that he could push their buttons...The 21 year old "counselor" suggested that he was smarter than the other kids and just wanted attention, blah, blah, blah...

On the ride home, the son and I discussed the problem and I told him I understood the frustration, etc.. His smirk said yeah, whatever Dad.

So I took my prized quite sign from the U.S. Open (looks like a giant paddle) and painted the word Attention on one side and hung it over my desk..

He developed other interests rather quickly..Sign still hangs there. Never used it..he is in the Air Force now

Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 24, 2016 07:07 PM (aAlFX)

234 >>>>$230 for a AR-15 100rd drum magazine
.
.
.
.I saw some 50 round AR-15 drum mags at Cabelas the other day for $89. Not sure what the Mfr was though.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 24, 2016 07:07 PM (iONHu)

235 Why is Dunham a thing? She's a talentless, ugly whore with a head full of bad wiring. I wouldn't bang her with a stolen dick.

If we ignore her, will she fade away?

Happy Thanksgiving, fellow morons. Plenty to be thakful for this great day.

Posted by: grizzledcoastie at November 24, 2016 07:08 PM (9qs5c)

236 Total dinner exposure time to in-laws 73 minutes.

Ouch.

Posted by: eleven at November 24, 2016 07:08 PM (qUNWi)

237 check Palmetto State Armory for drum mags...they always have them for (relatively) cheap

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 24, 2016 07:09 PM (jHMhN)

238 Must be nice. These assholes have wealth, fame and most importantly, a high degree of personal freedom regardless of who is in the White House. OTOH, Mrs M and I were having a serious discussion about whether to leave the US and where to go because I have gotten sick of seeing the US turn in to a third world socialist hell hole.

Problem is, for a dumbass prole like me, there is nowhere else to go and nobody wants you. They'd much rather have millions of "refugees" from Syria and Iraq than some shlub from the US who would actually work, assimilate and positively contribute to society.

Posted by: Commissar M at November 24, 2016 07:09 PM (vcIHi)

239 Hey everybody. Happy Thanksgiving!!

Guess I'm done with Jeffrey Wells for a while. He'll probably ban me, but that's okay because I'm going to ban myself from his site. I went apeshit on him at his blog today. You can see for yourself.

http://www.hollywood-elsewhere.com/2016/11/barney-frank-says/

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 24, 2016 07:09 PM (u8kLQ)

240
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 24, 2016 06:55 PM (ahx2/)

Gorgeous family, SMFH!!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 24, 2016 07:09 PM (i6Bi+)

241 $230 for a AR-15 100rd drum magazine

Posted by: Skip-hoping Trump at least does random conservative acts at November 24, 2016 07:05 PM (Hh+Gc)

That's on my 2017 to do list.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 24, 2016 07:10 PM (D2vc1)

242 I sit upon the toilet, eating cake.
Unclothed, my breasts are bare for all to see
To affirm my body shape, 'tis why I take
The time to give this opportunity.
That you may recognize my bravery
In changing ways our bodies are perceived.
That real sized women can still eat heartily
While accolades for beauty they recieve.
Instead I'm cruelly mocked, my heart is grieved.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at November 24, 2016 07:10 PM (a1ini)

243 Having a glass of brandy since I didn't have wine for dinner.

Posted by: Skip-hoping Trump at least does random conservative acts at November 24, 2016 07:11 PM (Hh+Gc)

244 236 Total dinner exposure time to in-laws 73 minutes.

Ouch.
Posted by: eleven at November 24, 2016 07:08 PM (qUNWi)
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Almost exactly 120 minutes total elapsed time which I feel pretty good about. I think I can shave off a few minutes next year with more aggressive inbound route planning and execution.

Posted by: Weasel at November 24, 2016 07:12 PM (Sfs6o)

245 "42 I'm pretty sure we are witnessing the waning of the relevancy of the ugly fat slob slut celebrity. I'd almost bet classy, hot and ladylike will soon make a comeback.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 24, 2016 05:52 PM (cLhql)"
= = = =

And if we could just persuade the current crop of female "celebrities" to get rid of the squeaky baby-girl voices (and the uptalk) ... I might, maybe, could stand to listen to the little yippy-dips prattle about whatever-it-is.

.... Well, uhhh, .... maybe not. ....

What ever happened to women who actually used the lower register of their voices? You remember, like the pleasantly sultry voices of movie stars from the Golden Age of Cinema. Those women sounded like adults, and, additionally, sounded like they had an IQ of at least 3 digits. Can you imagine Mae West's "Come up and see me sometime" in Valley-Girl-ese? (Shudder.)

Oh well, never mind, I'm supposed to be practicing "mindful gratitude" today.

HILLARY IS NOT PRESIDENT-ELECT!!! YAAAYY!!

Posted by: Doo-Dah, Doo-Dah at November 24, 2016 07:15 PM (/M4qE)

246 $230 for a AR-15 100rd drum magazine

CDNN has 40rd AR-15 mags for $15 and $17.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 24, 2016 07:16 PM (zc3Db)

247 It boggles my mind that after treating an 83 year old woman in such a way, let alone her own mother, that she continues to have him in your home. He needs his ass beat.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 24, 2016 07:05 PM (i6Bi+)

He swore up and down that he had talked to her and had apologized. Her mom told her today that was BS.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 24, 2016 07:16 PM (1JnAL)

248 CDNN has 40rd AR-15 mags for $15 and $17.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 24, 2016 07:16 PM (zc3Db)

What's CDNN?

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 24, 2016 07:17 PM (D2vc1)

249 How do you know when a leftist is lying?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at November 24, 2016 07:05 PM (smOe5)

I know! I know!

*waves hand furiously to get teacher's attention*

Their lips are moving!

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at November 24, 2016 07:18 PM (5Yee7)

250 I picked up some random Pre-Black Friday sales.

I got 50ft of 1 inch manilla rope for 25 bucks
and 500 dollars worth of plugins for 99 dollars.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 24, 2016 07:19 PM (+lv+r)

251
Guess I'm done with Jeffrey Wells for a while. He'll probably ban me, but that's okay because I'm going to ban myself from his site. I went apeshit on him at his blog today. You can see for yourself.

http://www.hollywood-elsewhere.com/2016/11/barney-frank-says/
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 24, 2016 07:09 PM (u8kLQ)

I've never heard of him, and this will probably be the first and only time I click on his site, but well done!

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 24, 2016 07:19 PM (sdi6R)

252 AS a born-and-raised Vancouverite, I can tell you that Vancouver is already full-up with trash. Moose out front shoulda told ya, Lena.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2016 07:20 PM (MiBfH)

253 What's CDNN?

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 24, 2016 07:17 PM (D2vc1)

Online dealer. They carry guns and parts and usually have some odd odd-lot stuff. I've bought a few pistol mags from them. Nice people. I liked the merchandise and they sent me some from free mag pouches with my purchases, which was a pleasant surprise.

https://www.cdnnsports.com

Worth looking at.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 24, 2016 07:20 PM (zc3Db)

254 Thanks for the link TPOP.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 24, 2016 07:26 PM (D2vc1)

255 And I'm running Safari, and in the security tab in preferences, the "block pop-up windows" option is clicked. So I'm not sure why I'm getting that ad. Maybe I don't know what a pop-up is. Maybe it's not really a pop-up because it's not in a full-blown window, but it obscures whatever I'm looking at til I click on the fucking thing. And that's pretty annoying.

Posted by: Pastafarian at November 24, 2016 06:01 PM (sgHEm)

Safari? So you are running a Mac? We solve Windows problems here. If it's a Mac, you have to kill a goat and read its entrails. It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2016 07:26 PM (MiBfH)

256 If Dunham was the last woman on Earth , I would marry me a good lookin" fat boy.

Posted by: Pip McGuigen at November 24, 2016 07:27 PM (vGFvO)

257 252 AS a born-and-raised Vancouverite, I can tell you that Vancouver is already full-up with trash. Moose out front shoulda told ya, Lena.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Lena IS the moose out front, dude.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 24, 2016 07:27 PM (nyNfz)

258 Forget Mexico, they should move to Liberia.

I'd bust a gut reading stories about leftist expats who were eaten by a mob.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair

BLM should move to Liberia. Liberia began as an experiment to repatriate slaves after slavery was abolished. If BLM are so embittered about living here, if they wish their ancestors had remained in Africa, they should try to revivify the original plan that spawned Liberia.

They should do a remake of It's a Wonderful Life where George Bailey is a black man who wishes he'd been born in Africa, until an angel played by Kanye West, shows him that alternate reality.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at November 24, 2016 07:29 PM (a1ini)

259 Wow, two halftimes in a row on Thanksgiving with Grammy-winning performers I've never heard of.

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2016 06:02 PM (mRuXy)

I know, right? I was at a bar in Mesa. Had a nice turkey dinner there, with trimmings, for $9.99, can you believe it? And the half-time show came on, and it's some goof that looks like Bono from U2. And I said "who dat?". "It's a famous contry star, Eric Somethingorother". "Eric who? You mean famous like Joe Ely?" "Who?"

Sheesh!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2016 07:30 PM (MiBfH)

260 256 If Dunham was the last woman on Earth , I would marry me a good lookin" fat boy.
Posted by: Pip McGuigen at November 24, 2016 07:27 PM (vGFvO)

I'd be raw looking at pictures of Kate Upton.

Otherwise known as "every day"

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 24, 2016 07:31 PM (1JnAL)

261 I know a bitch named Lena. And that is all the poetry I know.

Posted by: Someassholestolemypen at November 24, 2016 07:31 PM (XfJV2)

262 Win or lose, Jordan Reed is having a beastly game.

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2016 07:33 PM (tm6yV)

263 253 What's CDNN?

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 24, 2016 07:17 PM (D2vc1)

Online dealer. They carry guns and parts and usually have some odd odd-lot stuff. I've bought a few pistol mags from them. Nice people. I liked the merchandise and they sent me some from free mag pouches with my purchases, which was a pleasant surprise.

https://www.cdnnsports.com

Worth looking at.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 24, 2016 07:20 PM (zc3Db)

I recommend them as well. I've bought several firearms, mags, and other odds and ends from them. Prices are good and shipping is fast. Plus they're based in Texas. It's unfortunate that I lost everything I got from them in that canoe accident.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2016 07:34 PM (ywNoU)

264 Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2016 07:33 PM (tm6yV)

Wth was that first onsides kick about though?

Lost the game then i think.

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 24, 2016 07:35 PM (3RUuk)

265 Vancouver no doubt has stood in for a lot of American cities for movies. Winnipeg has stood in for Kansas City. My Big Fat Greek Wedding was about a story that originally took place in Winnipeg, took place in Chicago in the movie, and was filmed in Toronto.

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2016 06:23 PM (mRuXy)

Vancouver even has a few, very runty palm trees, so it can sub for L.A., as long as you limit the shooting to a block or two on Beach Avenue.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2016 07:37 PM (MiBfH)

266 Had to pop in to express my thanks to Ace, the cobs and all you 'rons & 'ettes. You guys kept me sane(ish) the last few years.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 24, 2016 07:37 PM (cl6CE)

267 256 If Dunham was the last woman on Earth , I would marry me a good lookin" fat boy.
Posted by: Pip McGuigen at November 24, 2016 07:27 PM (vGFvO)

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You're in luck ... I'm recently available.

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at November 24, 2016 07:37 PM (mt8X9)

268 I have 30 years on Miss Lena Dunham, and I wouldn't be caught dead in that matronly outfit she has on in the pic. Just sayin.

Posted by: LA ette, lakeside lurker at November 24, 2016 07:38 PM (suSUa)

269 262 Win or lose, Jordan Reed is having a beastly game.
Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2016 07:33 PM (tm6yV)

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He is that...

And the kick goes out of bounds

Dak should get to kneel a few times..

Screw you kapernick

Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 24, 2016 07:39 PM (aAlFX)

270 You're in luck ... I'm recently available.

Posted by: Alec Baldwin

Fuck you, Arec Bardwin.

Posted by: Zombie Kim Jong Il at November 24, 2016 07:40 PM (cl6CE)

271 What channel is the night game on? Please don't let it be on NFLN.

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2016 07:40 PM (mRuXy)

272 Switched over to the LSU Texas A&M game.

Luck out of the Indy game means this will prolly be more competitive.

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 24, 2016 07:41 PM (3RUuk)

273 And now teams who have played on Sunday night, then played the following Thursday, are 3-4.

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2016 07:41 PM (mRuXy)

274 Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2016 07:40 PM (mRuXy)

NBC

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 24, 2016 07:42 PM (3RUuk)

275 What channel is the night game on? Please don't let it be on NFLN.

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2016 07:40 PM (mRuXy)

NBC.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 24, 2016 07:42 PM (D2vc1)

276 Earlier mentionedmy uncle makes the pies but sometimes itsa gamble what you get. Well there was a pumpkin pie and a mince meat with apples. Didn't try the apple/mince meat.

Posted by: Skip-hoping Trump at least does random conservative acts at November 24, 2016 07:42 PM (Hh+Gc)

277 Seriously, what are these wealthy nitwits on about? What are they so afraid of?

Vassar College was endorsing protests by students. Two alumna (At least ) wrote in in protest that and to say why they voted fort Trump and were glad about the election results, and gave good evidence to say that he was neither racist, sexist or a homophobe, Legal Insurrection has the article. So is it merely the idea that Trump ran as a Republican that scares the hell out of them?

http://tinyurl.com/hhl4u68

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 24, 2016 07:45 PM (tOcW/)

278 Fuck you, Arec Bardwin.

Posted by: Zombie Kim Jong Il at November 24, 2016 07:40 PM (cl6CE)

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Heh. One of the funniest movies of all time ...

Posted by: ShainS at November 24, 2016 07:46 PM (mt8X9)

279 272 Switched over to the LSU Texas A&M game.

Luck out of the Indy game means this will prolly be more competitive.
Posted by: weirdflunky at November 24, 2016 07:41 PM (3RUuk)

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A&Miss better shoot Guide then. That was embarrassing for A&M

Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 24, 2016 07:46 PM (aAlFX)

280 How do you know when a leftist is lying?

Its if they're awake and breathing.

Leftist lie to themselves, in their thoughts, in their minds, continuously.

It's their very basis of being, the sandy foundation of all that they lie to themselves about what's true, and not.

Deep in a man's soul, a kernel of truth abides.

He must consume the devil as a Christian takes the wafer, in order to sustain those lies throughout a lifetime of having God's and Nature's Truths constantly before their very eyes.

At some point in the journey, a liberal even lies to themselves in their sleep and in their dreams.

Classically, the term Epiphany is used to describe the flooding of light into the soul when one is Born Again in Christ.

Such is the only hope too, of the liberal, whose dark world of self-lies can only be illuminated from a change in the soul... to be changed, transformed, Born Again.

Why?

Because you can not reason someone out of a position (or faith, such as leftism is), that they did not first reason themselves into

"When I was a child, I thought and spoke like a child. When I became a Man, such things passed away."

It'll take that Epiphany for the great majority of them. So, we pray for 'em.

The others, a barbed wire wrapped Lousiville Slugger might just be the only evangelism they'll ever know.

I don't worry too much about their choices in the matter. That's between them and God, for now, or between me and a baseball bat or boomstick, if they seek to eat out the substance of my hearth and home.

But they won't meet a passive parishioner on my property, of that, they can be sure.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 24, 2016 07:46 PM (v5iqM)

281 Instead I'm cruelly mocked, my heart is grieved.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at November 24, 2016 07:10 PM (a1ini)

Nothing like a sonnet with Blue Bonnet on it!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2016 07:46 PM (MiBfH)

282 272 Switched over to the LSU Texas A&M game.

Luck out of the Indy game means this will prolly be more competitive.
Posted by: weirdflunky at November 24, 2016 07:41 PM (3RUuk)

--It used to be that Texas A 'n' M played Texas on Rivalry Weekend.

Oh, and another Moron mentioned "Gold Dust Woman" as a Hitlery theme song. Heh, I just heard a version of it in an ad for a game called Dishonored 2.

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2016 07:46 PM (mRuXy)

283 The amount of effort going into making the event in Montpellier into a non-event is startling. Folks popping into my twitter mentions to tell me to take down references to "terror", calling it a "criminal action", now...

"Sources" say that the woman who was killed was, and I'm not kidding here, "stabbed, but not slaughtered"

Translation, Sure, she's dead, but it wasn't that bad

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 24, 2016 07:47 PM (SEXy3)

284 203 Lena Dunham could look better if she tried.

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at November 24, 2016 06:49 PM (1zS3A)

It's not like putting on a paper bag is really that much effort.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 24, 2016 06:51 PM (zc3Db)

Wa cha cha!

/starts to dance with Mean Jean the Dancing Machine...

Posted by: The Unknown Comic at November 24, 2016 07:48 PM (qf6WZ)

285 *giggles and pats barbed wire wrapped Louisville Slugger*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 24, 2016 07:50 PM (89T5c)

286 I think much of the problem is "middle child." We've tried deprivation, beatings, starvation, etc. doesn't seem to work./sarc/
Actually being the middle kids plus being super smart are part of it. He acts out by shutting down and pushing limits/boundaries. Oh course, announcing very loudly to all who will listen that he hates schools isn't helping either.

Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at November 24, 2016 07:50 PM (JNDQi)

287 There was the possibility of Canada tipping over if she did follow up on her threat to move.

Posted by: Buffalbob at November 24, 2016 07:51 PM (p+cjo)

288
Translation, Sure, she's dead, but it wasn't that bad
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse

She's not dead dead.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 24, 2016 07:51 PM (IqV8l)

289 273 And now teams who have played on Sunday night, then played the following Thursday, are 3-4.
Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2016 07:41 PM (mRuXy)

Sunday or Sunday night?

It was pretty much a FU to the Redskins to have them play the night game on Sunday then play the afternoon game on Thursday.

But hey, now President Trump can sell the Redskins land in DC to build their new stadium reversing Obama.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 24, 2016 07:51 PM (1JnAL)

290 So Westminster Dog Show geeks, does a greyhound winning Best In Show constitute a Black Swan event?

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2016 07:52 PM (tm6yV)

291 285 *giggles and pats barbed wire wrapped Louisville Slugger*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 24, 2016 07:50 PM (89T5c)

++++

Doesn't it hurt when you do that?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 24, 2016 07:52 PM (R+30W)

292 "Sources" say that the woman who was killed was, and I'm not kidding here, "stabbed, but not slaughtered"

Translation, Sure, she's dead, but it wasn't that bad

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 24, 2016 07:47 PM (SEXy3)

Could we go with "murdered"? As in "murdered by a terrorist"? "Slaughter", after all, is a legitimate word to refer to the legitimate, and hopefully humane, killing of animals to put meat on the table.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2016 07:52 PM (MiBfH)

293 The ONT is back in the archives, just by chance looked.

Posted by: Skip-hoping Trump at least does random conservative acts at November 24, 2016 07:54 PM (Hh+Gc)

294 Had a lovely Thanksgiving with the family. Talked just a bit about politics with the brothers outside everyone else's earshot. Other than that, lots of food, card games, and theLions won. Yay!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 24, 2016 07:54 PM (nEYte)

295 Dunham who?

Posted by: Manolo at November 24, 2016 07:54 PM (X/d2R)

296 rickl: thanks!!!

Time for me to kick that shit to the curb.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 24, 2016 07:54 PM (u8kLQ)

297 283. Stabbed in the neck according to article WeaselZippers linked. Gosh that is not any kind of indication of possible motive /sarc

Posted by: PaleRider with link to the funeral expense fund for SMFH's Carl at November 24, 2016 07:54 PM (Jen0I)

298 Could we go with "murdered"? As in "murdered by a terrorist"? "Slaughter", after all, is a legitimate word to refer to the legitimate, and hopefully humane, killing of animals to put meat on the table.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Semantics.

Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at November 24, 2016 07:54 PM (cl6CE)

299 Could we go with "murdered"? As in "murdered by a terrorist"? "Slaughter", after all, is a legitimate word to refer to the legitimate, and hopefully humane, killing of animals to put meat on the table.

***

They want us to know that being stabbed, then running for her life, and contacting police before succumbing to her injuries, isn't so bad.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 24, 2016 07:54 PM (SEXy3)

300 I pat the handle.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 24, 2016 07:55 PM (89T5c)

301 Just occurred to me, is Lena any relation to Stanley Ann?

Posted by: Eromero at November 24, 2016 07:55 PM (zLDYs)

302 As a Vancouver resident I now have even more to be thankful for

Posted by: DBD at November 24, 2016 07:56 PM (MSWuh)

303 285. Her name is Lucille and you WILL treat her with respect!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 24, 2016 07:56 PM (wTWRs)

304 I have always thought there is a bit of manipulation with scheduling in the NFL.

Posted by: Skip-hoping Trump at least does random conservative acts at November 24, 2016 07:56 PM (Hh+Gc)

305 Sunday or Sunday night?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 24, 2016 07:51 PM (1JnAL)

--Sunday night. It's pretty rare, hence, only the seventh time. Theories about why it was a surprisingly high .500 before today include that coaches don't have time to overthink the game plan and therefore revert to basics.

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2016 07:56 PM (mRuXy)

306 Ammo moving, from US Concealed Carry Association:

http://bit.ly/2g7QKq9

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly all the way. at November 24, 2016 07:57 PM (3myMJ)

307 An elderly female warder was found bound, gagged and stabbed to death outside the property.
A man who was working with her is also believed to have been killed.

Death toll revised to one

Reports suggest the death toll has been revised to one, with the elderly female warder the only victim.
Sources said she was 'stabbed but not slaughtered'.

++++

I suspect they screwed up their update. I'm guessing what they meant to say is that whichever one was originally thought to be dead survived. "stabbed but not slaughtered".

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 24, 2016 07:57 PM (R+30W)

308 Lindafelldespair-

I would endorse what Margarita and several others have said. I think it's quite possible that your 8 year old is scared over the recent state of your health and things being out of his control and being a boy is not able to express that. When I went in for some heart surgery my son a little older but he was whiny and wanted attention. And also you've been through lot. Any heart surgery -or major surgery really takes a huge toll on people emotionally as well as physically. So it will take time for you all to recover. Will continue to pray for you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 24, 2016 07:58 PM (tOcW/)

309 Eromero - You are the first person I have seen ask that. I don't know.

Posted by: Skip-hoping Trump at least does random conservative acts at November 24, 2016 07:58 PM (Hh+Gc)

310 If she'd pay some attention to her appearance and not dress in the trashiest thing she can find, and also if she weren't just awful with negligible morals and horrible politics and attention whoring, she wouldn't be that bad. There's nothing objectively physically repulsive about her. In another universe, she's a cheerful, friendly, kinda chubby co-worker from another department, or a receptionist at your doctor's office or something.

Also less molesting her pre-pubescent sister. I hear not molesting young siblings and then bragging about it is pretty popular.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 24, 2016 07:58 PM (8nWyX)

311 They want us to know that being stabbed, then running for her life, and contacting police before succumbing to her injuries, isn't so bad.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 24, 2016 07:54 PM (SEXy3)

Well, my point is that use of the word "slaughter" tends to diminish the brutality of the act. When you slaughter an animal, you don't want it to suffer, and if it must bleed out, you try to contain that. We aren't muzzies slashing camels' throats for Eid.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2016 07:59 PM (MiBfH)

312 Linda, was he acting like this before your heart attack?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 24, 2016 07:59 PM (i6Bi+)

313 That's the thing, he has been acting like a shit for a while but it really ramped up about 2-3 weeks before my heart attack.

Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at November 24, 2016 08:00 PM (JNDQi)

314 Ammo moving, from US Concealed Carry Association:

http://bit.ly/2g7QKq9

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly all the way. at November 24, 2016 07:57 PM (3myMJ)

"This page isn't available right now."

Did Fuckbook maybe delete this icky article?

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 24, 2016 08:02 PM (D2vc1)

315 it really ramped up about 2-3 weeks before my heart attack.

Probably didn't help that,either.

Have you thought about counselling?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 24, 2016 08:02 PM (i6Bi+)

316 The jihadi was only on "moderate jihad" setting then.

Lucky them.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly all the way. at November 24, 2016 08:03 PM (3myMJ)

317 Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 24, 2016 08:02 PM (D2vc1)

Crap. Just came up when I checked it, hang on.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly all the way. at November 24, 2016 08:04 PM (3myMJ)

318 Yeah, the school councilor is already involved...sigh....

Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at November 24, 2016 08:04 PM (JNDQi)

319 Lindafell I have to agree. Unless he has been this way forever, your recent happenings probably shook him. I know with mine, my son was 12 and the year before, my MIL passed away, then 6 myths later my father had a heart attack because my mother had died suddenly. Then three months later I had a heart attack. It was more than my son could handle and he started acting horribly. The counselor at school knew what was going on and was great and my family swept him up and took over for a while.

Posted by: Peggy at November 24, 2016 08:05 PM (HBU7W)

320 The oven cooling.
The bird eaten, people smile.
No slogans, just food.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 24, 2016 08:05 PM (sp6+W)

321 I also agree that there is some gamesmanship with NFL scheduling. The example that stands out to me: I recall a stretch of several years when the Dolphins would play both New England and Buffalo on the road in late November or December. I wonder if that shit stopped when someone called them out on it.

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2016 08:05 PM (mRuXy)

322 I've redefined our fashions and perceptions,
Opposed the racist flag of southern rebels,
I think that Trump has stolen the election.
I approach my little sister with some pebbles.
They all freak out and think that I'm the devil.
But really, what is good and what is evil?
What you call base, I may perceive as treble.
Your bourgeois morals badly need upheavel.
I o'ertop them like a modern day Knievel.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at November 24, 2016 08:07 PM (a1ini)

323

You can barely get a look at that perfectly good drawer and the broom with those two cows in the way.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 24, 2016 08:07 PM (zu88C)

324 And for those who might care, it seems that Mitch Silver will be holding the Arizona Fall Antique Car Auction this weekend at the Ft. McDowell Casino. I may go up tomorrow or Saturday. Not shopping for a car, but I love looking at 'em.

Any Morons in the area, I'd be happy to buy you a beer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2016 08:08 PM (MiBfH)

325 290 So Westminster Dog Show geeks, does a greyhound winning Best In Show constitute a Black Swan event?

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2016 07:52 PM (tm6yV)

================

Do we really need an exclusionary National Dog Show?

And when I say "open borders", I'm referring to energy and dogs ...

Posted by: Hillary 2020!!! at November 24, 2016 08:08 PM (mt8X9)

326 Country Boy-

http://bit.ly/2g7QKq9

I got it twice in a row. Might be because it's coming through my fb page somehow.

It was on the front page of the USCCA site yesterday, might still find it by going there.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly all the way. at November 24, 2016 08:09 PM (3myMJ)

327 And when I say "open borders", I'm referring to energy and dogs ...

Posted by: Hillary 2020!!! at November 24, 2016 08:08 PM (mt8X9)

My doggie was the result of a Border Collie having his way with an "open Basset".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2016 08:10 PM (MiBfH)

328 I suspect they screwed up their update. I'm guessing what they meant to say is that whichever one was originally thought to be dead survived. "stabbed but not slaughtered".

***

You give too much credit. The other person originally reported to have been killed was a man.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 24, 2016 08:10 PM (SEXy3)

329 I remember years ago in my former life in the bar business.....things would start to get busy in about 2 hours. Thanksgiving night is one of the busiest nights of the year for bars...weird, huh.....I know I'm ready to get away from my kids.

Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at November 24, 2016 08:11 PM (JNDQi)

330 and I'm not kidding here, "stabbed, but not slaughtered"

So, not dead dead. That's a relief...

Posted by: Whoopie at November 24, 2016 08:12 PM (7H/2n)

331 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse (SEXy3)
---------
Nice nic you got there.....

Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at November 24, 2016 08:13 PM (JNDQi)

332 Herman from Houston to LSU this Saturday? Not to Texas.

Didn't see that coming.

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 24, 2016 08:14 PM (3RUuk)

333 I know I'm ready to get away from my kids.
Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh!

My grandpa always said that the prettiest lights you'll see during the holidays are your kids taillights as they drive away.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 24, 2016 08:14 PM (cl6CE)

334 I remember years ago in my former life in the bar business.....things would start to get busy in about 2 hours. Thanksgiving night is one of the busiest nights of the year for bars...weird, huh.....I know I'm ready to get away from my kids.

Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at November 24, 2016 08:11 PM (JNDQi)

Yeah, we hit the Trough at about 3:45 P.M. So the turkey dinner was fresh and plentiful, woo-hoo! As I hadn't eaten all day, I was hungry anyway.

Maybe I will go back tomorrow, and see if they have leftovers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2016 08:14 PM (MiBfH)

335 You give too much credit. The other person originally reported to have been killed was a man.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 24, 2016 08:10 PM (SEXy3)

++++

I know. That's why I said they screwed it up. Since they can't line up the genders right, I'm not even sure which one is still alive. But, whichever one it is, I'll bet that's who they were talking about not being slaughtered.

Also notice: the 'she' is not inside the quotations marks. Since there is some language translating going on, mistakes are more likely.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 24, 2016 08:14 PM (R+30W)

336 My doggie was the result of a Border Collie having his way with an "open Basset".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2016 08:10 PM (MiBfH)

========

Heh. I'm a Prescottonian and try to avoid The Valley; but if I didn't have other plans this weekend, I'd take you up on your Ft. McDowell Casino offer ... have fun!

Posted by: Hillary 2020!!! at November 24, 2016 08:15 PM (mt8X9)

337 Well that was fun. After cooking pies yesterday, I get the turkey ready and preheat the oven. Heard a pop. Yeah, the element is melting and almost on fire, Sweet, Plan B, call Dad, change of plans, I need to bring the turkey to your house. I will help put the leaf in the table, come home for a shower, and bring everything else over to your house.

Not fun, but everybody has leftovers.So, now I have to buy a stove. Any advise? Has to be electric, (can't afford to have a gas line run) and I'm splurging for a self cleaning oven. Sheesh, I hate shopping.

Posted by: Infidel at November 24, 2016 08:16 PM (So9FI)

338 Nood

Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at November 24, 2016 08:17 PM (JNDQi)

339 Oops, forgot to remove my sock name ...

Posted by: ShainS at November 24, 2016 08:17 PM (mt8X9)

340 Sheesh looked at the Craigslist part time ads and it's all Uber, Amazon Flex and Lyft. Sheesh.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 24, 2016 08:18 PM (D2vc1)

341 I was asked not to enter my pup in the West minster Dog Show because he is quite obviously the Awesomest Dog in the world.

Side note - it was hilarious watching him eat his Thanksgiving dinner.
I mixed everything into a rather large pile of one serving (double his usual dry food?) on a paper plate.

He meticulously separated it and ate in some kind of order.
First, the butt flap fat piece, then meat, then stuffing, then bread, then the broccoli and finally the cauliflower.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 24, 2016 08:18 PM (8WLxa)

342 329 I remember years ago in my former life in the bar business.....things would start to get busy in about 2 hours. Thanksgiving night is one of the busiest nights of the year for bars...weird, huh.....I know I'm ready to get away from my kids.
Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at November 24, 2016 08:11 PM (JNDQi)

Years ago I used to work in minor league hockey, our 3rd biggest attendance night was Thanksgiving night.

And that was a fight to get the arena to let us schedule the game that night because they wanted to give employees the night off (city owned venue). We shared the arena with a NBA developmental team, and their big game was on Christmas afternoon. They had to fight to get that game played.

The managers of the arena forgot that their busiest times are when others are off work, i.e., weekends and holidays.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 24, 2016 08:19 PM (1JnAL)

343 Waiting for Steelers. I have lived in Indiana all my life but I will always root for the Steelers. Do not give a tinkers damn about the colts.
Anyhoo....... I miss Joe Isuzu. As I said to my brother earlier, the problem with having a 60inch jumbotron TV is that the mind boggling dumb commercials are also really big.

Posted by: madamemayhem (goddess of brownies) at November 24, 2016 08:19 PM (yTnCT)

344 Nood.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 24, 2016 08:19 PM (evgRy)

345 Infidel check Home Depot, Lowes etc for black friday specials on stoves. A FB acquaintance got one cheaper buying on black friday last year.

Posted by: PaleRider with link to the funeral expense fund for SMFH's Carl at November 24, 2016 08:20 PM (Jen0I)

346 I looked at that photo and finally figured out it's Schumer. I haven't seen her in anything but the beer ad. But her dress doesn't fit. if they're both so successful, why do they dress like they found a bargain bin at Kmart? They can afford tailoring.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 24, 2016 08:23 PM (nEYte)

347 My dad found Carl's daughters.

Praise the Lord indeed.

Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 24, 2016 08:37 PM (ahx2/)

348 280----Posted by: Jim at November 24, 2016 07:46 PM (v5iqM)
------------------------------------------
AMEN. Preach it!
(Great comment.)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 24, 2016 08:38 PM (Nox3c)

349 Ummmm really? Normally I wouldn't care either way. Stay, go, self immolate, whatever...

But this Thanksgiving, I decided to think about the less fortunate among us. There are millions of sad and horny ugly fat guys. They will need all the stupid, fat, ugly whores they can get to cheer them up while the MSM constantly pounds the message that the country is in HELL over the next 4-8 years.

So Thank You Lena! A couple dozen ugly guys will probably take solace between your cottage cheese thighs in your stinky hole and be re-energized to keep up the fight against your brand of tyranny.

Posted by: vukdawg at November 24, 2016 08:45 PM (5Ym7Z)

350
It's a phase of defiance he's going through.

The thing with defiance and kids is this: the more they can get away with it, the more they'll do it.

He's going to oppose you on everything.
Give him nothing to oppose.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 24, 2016 09:17 PM (KNDOU)

351 Infidel Wife and I got a good price on a fridge at Lowes'.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at November 24, 2016 09:46 PM (Kucy5)

352 318 Yeah, the school councilor is already involved...sigh....

Been there, did that...Look for professional help. I depended on the schools and regret it greatly.

Posted by: jazzuscounty at November 24, 2016 09:46 PM (qXNMu)

353 OK, I'll bite

Who are those women in the picture?

I dunno, but they are both two-baggers!

Posted by: Gref at November 24, 2016 09:47 PM (AMIL/)

354 What a twat.
A big, loose, sloppy, brown-lipped, hangy-down, flapping in the breeze...

Posted by: jbspry at November 25, 2016 12:02 PM (d/n9j)

355 Trump should issue an executive order to deport Lena Dunham to Canada, and send her a copy. Sure, it wouldn't be enforceable, but he should do it anyway, as a matter of principle. She could then explain to the media why the President of the United States ordered her to be deported. In the deportation order, Trump should refer to her as "an undesirable alien", because that's what she spends all her time trying to be.

Posted by: Chas No at November 25, 2016 12:55 PM (pT4xW)

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