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The Morning Report 11/9/16 [J.J. Sefton]

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Oh, what a night it was and oh, what a day it is! I still can't believe that the long, national nightmare of Barack Hussein Obama is going to be over and that we will have avoided the catastrophe of Hillary Clinton becoming president. I will issue a caveat that my mother, of blessed memory, would always remind me: EVIL NEVER RESTS. As sweet and wonderful as last night was and still is, we did not defeat the Left. We merely put a four- to eight-year halt to the 100-year counterrevolution. Because sure as the sun rises in the east, the Left is plotting, scheming and figuring out ways, legal and otherwise, to regain power and complete the transformation of a battered and bruised nation.

The Leviathan will be regulating unrelentingly, the media will be propagandizing even more ferociously and academia will be brainwashing more insidiously than ever before. We dared slap them in the face and shout "stop!" Once the shock has worn off, they will be back at it. And in four years time, though the Clintons may be gone, an already Marxist party will become even more rabid as Elizabeth Warren or some other freak of that ilk becomes the face of that party.

I hope and pray with every fiber of my being that Trump and Pence can at least begin the process of reversing course. We have to recognize the decades-long destruction will not be reversed in one election, and maybe not even in four or more. We have to lay the groundwork here and now for the long war and make a plan to take back our institutions, most crucially our schools. We have to dismantle the welfare state and save black America. We have to have our own project to try and take back New York and California. We need to move the Article V process forward. If we throw up our hands and just say it's impossible, then last night will have been for nothing. I'm tired of elections having consequences only if our side loses. Let's play for all the marbles starting now.

Anyway, apologies for chucking a bucket of cold water on the celebration. It really is sweet, all the more for the bitterness we have so long endured. Congratulations to United States President-elect Trump and Vice President-elect Pence. May G-d bless you and give you the strength, wisdom and courage to unite us and preserve the Republic. G-d Bless America.


Long Distance Dedication to Leftists Everywhere

Oh Happy Day!

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1 First!

Posted by: Flyguy at November 09, 2016 07:28 AM (3sOO0)

2 DAY 1,464

0 to go (73 to Inauguration Day )

Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, Mario's, Mahdi megatons, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, manhandled mishes, Milwaukee mayhem, McKesson's, Mizzou malefactors, mewling mattress-myth manufacturers, marriage maimers, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Myrmidons, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, malicious mosquitos, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 07:28 AM (mbhDw)

3 First first of a new era even. Pretty good if I do say so myself.

Posted by: Flyguy at November 09, 2016 07:28 AM (3sOO0)

4 The wind do blow!

Posted by: Dick Poulin at November 09, 2016 07:29 AM (sMt7r)

5 Hey, you're not supposed to beat the countdown!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 07:29 AM (mbhDw)

6 I passed out last night. You're telling me he fucking won?

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 09, 2016 07:30 AM (FqgrG)

7 May this be the last we hear of the Clinton's and their political ambitions.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at November 09, 2016 07:30 AM (J9FkY)

8 Well said JJ.

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2016 07:31 AM (r/0kC)

9 Hillary and the GOPe asses have been kicked.





BIGLY!

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at November 09, 2016 07:31 AM (X+nFp)

10 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

And not in a smug way.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 09, 2016 07:31 AM (u82oZ)

11 Any regrets this morning, Uncle Joe?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2016 07:32 AM (dnWSK)

12 No, we definitely didn't beat the left, seeing as how we elected one of their own.

Posted by: ronm822 at November 09, 2016 07:32 AM (2Ip2l)

13 I am so happy right now. I want to hug the whole Horde.

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 09, 2016 07:32 AM (Om16U)

14 The bitterness and navel gazing on the news warms my heart. The MSM is already floating any number of narratives; like throwing excuses on the wall to see what sticks. Bwahahahahahaha

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 09, 2016 07:33 AM (+DiO8)

15 6 I passed out last night. You're telling me he fucking won?
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 09, 2016 07:30 AM (FqgrG)

It was YUUGE. Since Rush went off the air at 3 yesterday afternoon, my heart felt like I was experiencing D-Day and Game 6 of the '86 World Series non-stop for almost 10 straight hours.

Still palpitating a bit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 07:33 AM (mbhDw)

16 It is glorious how many Dems sold their souls to the FAB. Rigged the system to clear her path. CRUSHING DEFEAT.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2016 07:33 AM (dnWSK)

17 Sefton, you're absolutely right. But for now I'm going to enjoy the enormous FUCK YOU that we just gave the Clintons and the whole rotten, corrupt political establishment. Suck it Hillary! Suck it, TFG! Suck it, GOPe! Suck it, NeverTrumpers!

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 07:33 AM (0mRoj)

18 I won my own election to a minor office by 63 votes.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 09, 2016 07:33 AM (u82oZ)

19 I was listening to Trump on TV being "conciliatory" about Hillary.

I was saying, "stop talking and start arresting!"

Ok, he's not president, I'm drunk.

Posted by: someone somewhere wants deez nuts at November 09, 2016 07:33 AM (bu5M3)

20 12 No, we definitely didn't beat the left, seeing as how we elected one of their own.
Posted by: ronm822 at November 09, 2016 07:32 AM (2Ip2l)


As a diehard Cruz supporter, you may go suck an egg.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 07:34 AM (mbhDw)

21 Thank you J.J., I've been watching your countdown for as long as I can remember. The number slowly got smaller, you added a bunch of words, and everyday I'd see it and chuckle. Thank you for seeing it through to zero (I hope).

Posted by: Flyguy at November 09, 2016 07:34 AM (3sOO0)

22 Glenn Beck on suicide watch.David Brooks crying in his pajama's.Bill Kristol working his way through a second entire cheescake.Megyn Kelly shooting blood...from her eyes.

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2016 07:34 AM (r/0kC)

23
Savor every last word:

Washington Post: They gathered in hopes of hearing Clinton's victory speech. The night ended in sobs and the sounds of TV crews moving on.

The senior Clinton aides who had mingled in the crowd and done television interviews were nowhere to be found. Most slipped into a roped off staff room with guards at the door. They never returned. Left to answer increasingly urgent questions from reporters were a handful of fairly junior press aides, who looked uneasy and uncertain.

Senior advisers were not answering their phones.

http://tinyurl.com/olu4c5r

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 07:34 AM (kdS6q)

24 As my dear old MamaB used to say:

Great day in the morning people!

Posted by: freaked at November 09, 2016 07:34 AM (BO/km)

25 The 8 year hangover of anyone in the media who still has a conscience must be epic.

Posted by: Splunge at November 09, 2016 07:34 AM (nl1IL)

26
Bitter Tears and Oh Happy Day.

Yes, indeed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 07:34 AM (mbhDw)

27 FUCKING RUSSIANS!!!!1!

Posted by: Hillary at November 09, 2016 07:34 AM (U0lQa)

28 13 Votermom

My arms are wide open for a life-affirming virtual hug back.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 09, 2016 07:35 AM (u82oZ)

29 I won my own election to a minor office by 63 votes

Seriously? that's awesome. Congrats.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at November 09, 2016 07:35 AM (J9FkY)

30 Congrats NaCly!!!!

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 09, 2016 07:35 AM (Om16U)

31 Megs McCain working her way through an entire bakery.Lena Dunham smearing herself with her own feces and wailing.

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2016 07:35 AM (r/0kC)

32 Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 09, 2016 07:33 AM (u82oZ)

That is awesome!

Now it's time time to start collecting "campaign cash" for your next run.

Seriously, congratulations.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at November 09, 2016 07:35 AM (X+nFp)

33 I got willowed on the last thread, so again:

I thought of you this morning, J.J., as the local radio played a clip of a woman at the Manchester NH HQ of Scankles. She had the thickest Noo Yawk accent I'd ever heard and was wailing, "I can't believe it! How could the polls have been so wrong?"

To which I laughed out loud and said, "Oh, honey, would you like Vic to explain?"

**pushes a magnum of Veuve Cliquot through the USB ports of the entire Horde**

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2016 07:35 AM (X6fMO)

34 I gotta get up and take care of mutts and then turn on CNN.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 09, 2016 07:35 AM (FqgrG)

35 And my alcoholic next door neighbor came over here crying bitter tears while knocking back shots of my bourbon. All because her lying corrupt queen lost.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 07:35 AM (mpXpK)

36 TRUMP!

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 09, 2016 07:36 AM (BS8yt)

37 The lamentations of the NeverTrumps has started.

Posted by: JEM at November 09, 2016 07:36 AM (TppKb)

38 Double plus good news, Republicans have won the House here in Kentucky for the first time since 1921.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 09, 2016 07:36 AM (iONHu)

39 No, we definitely didn't beat the left, seeing as how we elected one of their own.

Posted by: ronm822 at November 09, 2016 07:32 AM (2Ip2l)


I'm sure the Hot Air button on your computer is fully functional.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2016 07:36 AM (X6fMO)

40 Morning, Horde.

Posted by: fluffy at November 09, 2016 07:36 AM (jw2Xw)

41 Did I drunk dial Trump?

Posted by: Hillary2016 at November 09, 2016 07:36 AM (qlPzn)

42 21 Thank you J.J., I've been watching your countdown for as long as I can remember. The number slowly got smaller, you added a bunch of words, and everyday I'd see it and chuckle. Thank you for seeing it through to zero (I hope).
Posted by: Flyguy at November 09, 2016 07:34 AM (3sOO0)


In all seriousness, I almost want to cry a little. Very moved by everything. Very sobered by the task ahead.

But I am relieved and overjoyed!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 07:36 AM (mbhDw)

43 "Donald J. Trump, super genius.

I Like the way that rolls out.

Donald J. Trump, SUPER genius!" ~ Trump

"Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is mud." ~ Hillary

"And remember kids. Mud spelled backwards . . . is dum!" ~ me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STeVTzWelns

Posted by: Publius Redux at November 09, 2016 07:37 AM (UOr6C)

44 I want the press to stop calling this an upset. It wasn't an upset, you were just wrong.

Posted by: Rubio 4 ever at November 09, 2016 07:37 AM (1wofY)

45 >> I won my own election to a minor office by 63
>>votes.

Congrats.

Posted by: JEM at November 09, 2016 07:37 AM (TppKb)

46 It will be interesting to see who shows up for work today.

Posted by: freaked at November 09, 2016 07:37 AM (BO/km)

47 35 And my alcoholic next door neighbor came over here crying bitter tears while knocking back shots of my bourbon. All because her lying corrupt queen lost.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 07:35 AM (mpXpK)


I hope you charged an exorbitant "social justice" fee!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 07:37 AM (mbhDw)

48 >> I want the press to stop calling this an upset. It
>> wasn't an upset, you were just wrong.

They believed their own bullshit.

Posted by: JEM at November 09, 2016 07:37 AM (TppKb)

49 18
I won my own election to a minor office by 63 votes.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 09, 2016 07:33 AM (u82oZ)
*** Congratulations on that, NaCly Dog.

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 09, 2016 07:37 AM (R0i94)

50 J.J. Your countdown and M words were of great help during our past Walk in Mordor. Thank you so so much.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 09, 2016 07:38 AM (u82oZ)

51 NYP

Still, Clinton's campaign announced early Wednesday that it would not concede.]


Hasn't she already conceded???

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 07:38 AM (mpXpK)

52 Congrats Salty! Ride the wave!

Posted by: freaked at November 09, 2016 07:38 AM (BO/km)

53 Ben Howe yelling at his toaster.David Frum trying to perform fellatio on himself.George Will trying on a pair of blue jeans.

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2016 07:38 AM (r/0kC)

54 Good morning fellow Americans! It's going to be a beautiful day.

Posted by: MTF at November 09, 2016 07:38 AM (y+Ufa)

55 Oh, and a YUUUGE FUCK YOU to the corrupt, complicit, treasonous MFM.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 07:38 AM (0mRoj)

56 Isn't this the biggest Republican win since RR? And the irony is that Trump was an outsider. Something tells me the RNCe better start examining itself and lay off of the amnesty BS.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 07:39 AM (mpXpK)

57 Oh, I just remembered Robert De Niro's screed. Heeeheeehee.

Posted by: lizabth at November 09, 2016 07:39 AM (p0fBx)

58 I'd like to say that I'm going to be humble and kind in my victory.

But I won't.


AHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at November 09, 2016 07:40 AM (LHT0w)

59 Well said JJ.

Today we shall celebrate and feast on their tears.

Tomorrow...

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 09, 2016 07:40 AM (BS8yt)

60 All you "celebrities" that threatened to move.Get the fuck out!

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2016 07:40 AM (r/0kC)

61 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 07:38 AM (mpXpK)

Vic, everyone pooh-pooed me on the last thread when I asked if it was really over.

Well, I'm asking again. Do you honestly think they will go quietly?

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 09, 2016 07:40 AM (R0i94)

62 INXS! Great choice JJ. Haven't heard that band in eons.

Posted by: MTF at November 09, 2016 07:40 AM (y+Ufa)

63 18 I won my own election to a minor office by 63 votes.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 09, 2016 07:33 AM (u82oZ)

Dog catcher?

JK! Congrats!

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 07:40 AM (0mRoj)

64 Oakland used to be a pretty good large city and I loved Jack London Square. But since Moonbeam was elected mayor there is has sure gone to hell.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 07:40 AM (mpXpK)

65
Inside the Loss Clinton Saw Coming. Publicly they seemed confident, but in private her team admitted her chances were always fragile.

"We have some news. It's not good."

http://tinyurl.com/oqh4o8k

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 07:41 AM (kdS6q)

66 Any chance my eyes don't look red and blotchy on like 2 hours sleep?

Posted by: TickledPink at November 09, 2016 07:41 AM (L67Wq)

67 I can eat again.

Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2016 07:41 AM (uHcnA)

68
Vic, you get the Churchill Bulldog Award. You called it for Trump and never flinched.

Hats off, sir.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 07:41 AM (mbhDw)

69 I want the press to stop calling this an upset. It wasn't an upset, you were just wrong.

Posted by: Rubio 4 ever


The press were saying how upset THEY were with Trump winning.

Posted by: Bruce at November 09, 2016 07:41 AM (8ikIW)

70 I'm going to a service award luncheon today...and I'll be in a great mood...for once.

Posted by: BignJames at November 09, 2016 07:41 AM (x9c8r)

71 Sock off!

Posted by: Thursby at November 09, 2016 07:41 AM (1wofY)

72 The dumbasses here voted to approve another SPLOST which will start when the current one ends in 2018.

Posted by: freaked at November 09, 2016 07:42 AM (BO/km)

73 Lena Dunham hardest hit.

Posted by: Splunge at November 09, 2016 07:42 AM (nl1IL)

74 62 INXS! Great choice JJ. Haven't heard that band in eons.
Posted by: MTF at November 09, 2016 07:40 AM (y+Ufa)


The last band that I followed all the way to the end of my youth. Best band IMHO of the 80s.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 07:42 AM (mbhDw)

75 I won my own election to a minor office by 63 votes.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 09, 2016 07:33 AM (u82oZ)
-------------

Hey, that's terrific! Congratulations, former Restonian!!!

Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2016 07:42 AM (uHcnA)

76 >>> I want to hug the whole Horde.

** hugs VoterMom back, just a tiny bit inappropriately **

Posted by: fluffy at November 09, 2016 07:43 AM (jw2Xw)

77 I was pleasantly surprised by how many relatives and friends on FB are happy this morning. My favorite unhappy post has been a cousin saying it's time to dig a bomb shelter! Yes, because the Russians are going to bomb the tourist area around Traverse City.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 09, 2016 07:43 AM (UwMHj)

78 Start 1 Alfa and 2 Bravo engines. Clutch the engines for full power.

All engines ahead Flank Three.

Right 5 degrees rudder to the new future!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 09, 2016 07:43 AM (u82oZ)

79 So, how many people are going to start walking back their "If Trump wins I'm leaving the country" shtick today?

Posted by: Flyguy at November 09, 2016 07:43 AM (3sOO0)

80 73 Lena Dunham hardest hit.
Posted by: Splunge at November 09, 2016 07:42 AM (nl1IL)



She couldn't get hit by an asteroid if she was circling Uranus.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 07:43 AM (mbhDw)

81 56
Isn't this the biggest Republican win since RR? And the irony is that
Trump was an outsider. Something tells me the RNCe better start
examining itself and lay off of the amnesty BS.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 07:39 AM (mpXpK)


If they have one functioning brain cell in their heads, they'll get that what America wants is to scuttle Amnesty, manage the debt, and stop letting American livelihoods get crushed without any kind of recourse for those who are doing the crushing (it's that last message that won the Rust Belt).

Will they listen? I hope so, but I won't hold my breath.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 09, 2016 07:43 AM (J+mig)

82 This is truly a Smell the Glove moment. I sure wish Hallmark would offer them - they would make a fortune.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 09, 2016 07:43 AM (vV/gB)

83 20 12 No, we definitely didn't beat the left, seeing as how we elected one of their own.
Posted by: ronm822 at November 09, 2016 07:32 AM (2Ip2l)


....and you would be wrong.

Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at November 09, 2016 07:43 AM (MHq1d)

84 The popular vote was pretty close so I fully expect there to be some insinuation, if not outright challenge to this epic victory.

I Don't think for a minute this is over but I am definitely taking the time to savor the bitterness and frustration of the enemy.

Now we need to derive a plan to drive a stake into their heart.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 09, 2016 07:43 AM (+DiO8)

85 Canada called.
They do NOT want our whiny celebrities polluting their country.

Moose outside should have rammed an antler up your ass.

Posted by: Bruce at November 09, 2016 07:44 AM (8ikIW)

86 votermom - WHAT A BIRTHDAY PRESENT!!!!!

Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2016 07:44 AM (uHcnA)

87 47 I hope you charged an exorbitant "social justice" fee!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 07:37 AM (mbhDw)

I would be rich if she had to pay for all my liquor she has drank.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 07:44 AM (mpXpK)

88 Juanita Broadrick, Kathleen Wiley, Paula Jones, Gennkfer Flowers et. al. received some measure of justice last night.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 09, 2016 07:44 AM (1ctVj)

89 HA! Facebook is saying that Trump is trending!! with 5.4k people talking about him...

But VAN JONES saying "its a WHITE-LASH" has 96k talking!

Yeah, keep F'n that chicken FB!! really, it will be fine!

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at November 09, 2016 07:45 AM (+uqOo)

90 No sleep but you know what?

I ain't no ways tahrd.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 07:45 AM (WlGX+)

91 I purposely tuned out
...til just now
I can't believe it!!! I'm sohappy

Posted by: Clarney at November 09, 2016 07:45 AM (0AE8v)

92 Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead!

Posted by: John Paul Trump at November 09, 2016 07:45 AM (R0i94)

93 61 Well, I'm asking again. Do you honestly think they will go quietly?


Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 09, 2016 07:40 AM (R0i94)

The MFM will not go quietly.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 07:45 AM (mpXpK)

94 56
Isn't this the biggest Republican win since RR? And the irony is that
Trump was an outsider. Something tells me the RNCe better start
examining itself and lay off of the amnesty BS.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 07:39 AM (mpXpK)


It is truly a win that signals a titanic paradigm shift. Now it's up to Trump to, as we Americans say, "blow it." I don't think he will.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 07:46 AM (mbhDw)

95 86 votermom - WHAT A BIRTHDAY PRESENT!!!!!

Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2016 07:44 AM (uHcnA)

--

The best birthday gift in the history of forever!

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 09, 2016 07:46 AM (Om16U)

96 Why won't anyone sell me life insurance now?

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at November 09, 2016 07:46 AM (nl1IL)

97 Pat Smith and the other mothers got some measure of justice last night, too.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 09, 2016 07:46 AM (1ctVj)

98 CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 09, 2016 07:43 AM

I was a little aghast last night when they kept talking about what Trump said about the election results. It was after he won, so you know they didn't have anything prepared.

But yeah, we'll hear "Selected, not elected" for a while I would think.

Posted by: Flyguy at November 09, 2016 07:46 AM (3sOO0)

99 I think President Elect Trump should offer DOI to Sarah Palin. She knows oil and gas and can field dress a moose. DOI and its assorted Bureaus and Services is definitely a swamp that needs draining.

Discuss amongst yourselves, and stay turgid, Morons.

Posted by: SnakePlizzken at November 09, 2016 07:46 AM (KRewy)

100 The popular vote was pretty close so I fully expect there to be some insinuation, if not outright challenge to this epic victory.

Which is why I'm still nervous about Scankles' speech at 10 this morning. I would fully expect her to look at the electoral map and take back her concession, just like Gore.

It ain't over until she screams. "I'm melting! I'm melting! Oh, what a world!"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2016 07:46 AM (X6fMO)

101 90 No sleep but you know what?

I ain't no ways tahrd.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 07:45 AM (WlGX+)


Early thread winner contender.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 07:46 AM (mbhDw)

102 I'm actually looking forward to having a New Yorker in the White House. It will be refreshing to hear him tell everyone to get bent.

Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2016 07:46 AM (uHcnA)

103 Trump should not publicly mention Hillary's name again. Just tell his new Attorney General (hopefully, Rudy Giuliani) to prosecute all law breakers no matter who they are. If asked about it he should just say, let the law run its course. He has other matters to deal with.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at November 09, 2016 07:46 AM (rb1zT)

104 LOL fluffy

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 09, 2016 07:46 AM (Om16U)

105 68


Vic, you get the Churchill Bulldog Award. You called it for Trump and never flinched.



Hats off, sir.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 07:41 AM (mbhDw)


All that time spent examining the poll internals (or lack of) was well spent.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 07:46 AM (mpXpK)

106 Trump is NOT a leftist. Good grief, as a Cruz guy to the end and even beyond I do not like Trump at all, and I wouldn't say that.

He IS a progressive, historically--more TR than FDR, but a progressive nonetheless. Let's see if he'll walk the conservative walk he's talked this campaign. I'll give him his chance.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at November 09, 2016 07:46 AM (b2cFu)

107
Meanwhile, over at The National Review:

Charles C. W. Cooke

I am on the record as being opposed to Donald Trump, and I shall likely stay that way.

by Jonah Goldberg

It looks like Donald Trump will be the next president of the United States. I can't say I'm rejoicing about his victory

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 07:47 AM (kdS6q)

108 I didn't dream all this, then?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 07:47 AM (mBYZv)

109 Thank you everyone.

Work is still there, so it's time to prepare.
I'll have a smile on my face all day.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 09, 2016 07:47 AM (u82oZ)

110 MAGA
Yes, tomorrow.
Lace the boots up tight and roll up the sleeves.

Posted by: teej at November 09, 2016 07:47 AM (QJIMk)

111 Still awake - exhausted, but too jazzed to sleep. Already, one of my friends has called Trump a Nazi on my FB page. She went full Godwin by her second comment.

I may have to give up FB.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 07:47 AM (tHwdc)

112 96 Why won't anyone sell me life insurance now?
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at November 09, 2016 07:46 AM (nl1IL)


Like Obamacare, we have a plan that you buy at the time you need it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 07:47 AM (mbhDw)

113 It really happened?

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 09, 2016 07:47 AM (gTQoY)

114 Okay Obumbles, let's see your fucking pardon list.

Better get working.

Posted by: JEM at November 09, 2016 07:47 AM (TppKb)

115 Don't know if this will even go through, Ace has probably banned me.

But congratulations to Trump. It was a big upset for sure.

We will see how it all turns out. I am cautiously optimistic that he will do something constructive.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 09, 2016 07:48 AM (uAvJJ)

116 4th verse of "The Star-Spangled Banner

O thus be it ever when freemen shall stand
Between their lov'd homes and the war's desolation!
Blest with vict'ry and peace may the heav'n rescued land
Praise the power that hath made and preserv'd us a nation
Then conquer we must when our cause it is just
And this be our motto --"In God is our trust."
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at November 09, 2016 07:48 AM (vLoLa)

117 88
Juanita Broadrick, Kathleen Wiley, Paula Jones, Gennkfer Flowers et. al. received some measure of justice last night.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 09, 2016 07:44 AM (1ctVj)


And our absent friend Andrew Breitbart was proven right. In the end, Weiner brought down the Clintons.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 09, 2016 07:48 AM (J+mig)

118 I still wish I had invested bigly in Canadian moving companies.

Posted by: Redneck Bitter Clinger (not deplorable anymore) at November 09, 2016 07:48 AM (DaDYr)

119 Vic, everyone pooh-pooed me on the last thread when I asked if it was really over.

Well, I'm asking again. Do you honestly think they will go quietly?
_____________________

Trump has 289 electoral votes to her 218. It's not even close. She can bitch and moan all she wants. It's over. She lost. Bigly.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 09, 2016 07:48 AM (4rh2D)

120 The senior Clinton aides who had mingled in the crowd and done television interviews were nowhere to be found. Most slipped into a roped off staff room with guards at the door. They never returned. Left to answer increasingly urgent questions from reporters were a handful of fairly junior press aides, who looked uneasy and uncertain.

Senior advisers were not answering their phones.

http://tinyurl.com/olu4c5r
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 07:34 AM (kdS6q)

Busy making plans for non-extradition countries.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at November 09, 2016 07:48 AM (J70i0)

121 Springtime for Trump and America,
Winter for Clinton and Kaine.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 09, 2016 07:48 AM (vV/gB)

122 Great post, you are exactly right!

Posted by: jocon307 at November 09, 2016 07:48 AM (4WPdG)

123 I'm actually looking forward to having a New Yorker in the White House. It will be refreshing to hear him tell everyone to get bent.



Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2016 07:46 AM (uHcnA)

!

Posted by: JT at November 09, 2016 07:48 AM (LzK5o)

124 >> Meanwhile, over at The National Review:

Oh, RedState's even funnier.

Posted by: JEM at November 09, 2016 07:48 AM (TppKb)

125 105
All that time spent examining the poll internals (or lack of) was well spent.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 07:46 AM (mpXpK)

Old and Busted - Nate Silver 538
New Hotness - Old Gold Porch Rocker

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 07:49 AM (mbhDw)

126 Conan, what is good in life?

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 09, 2016 07:49 AM (FqgrG)

127 116
4th verse of "The Star-Spangled Banner



O thus be it ever when freemen shall stand

Between their lov'd homes and the war's desolation!

Blest with vict'ry and peace may the heav'n rescued land

Praise the power that hath made and preserv'd us a nation

Then conquer we must when our cause it is just

And this be our motto --"In God is our trust."

And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave

O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.



Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at November 09, 2016 07:48 AM (vLoLa)


Absolutely beautiful. It's a shame it's almost never sung in its entirety anymore, but it damn well should be.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 09, 2016 07:49 AM (J+mig)

128 We will see how it all turns out. I am cautiously optimistic that he will do something constructive.
Posted by: chemjeff at November 09, 2016 07:48 AM (uAvJJ)
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Good morning, chemjeff. Nice to see you.

Trump kept Hillary out of office. We can all rejoice about that, eh?

Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2016 07:49 AM (uHcnA)

129 >> Busy making plans for non-extradition countries.

You got that right.

Getting on Obama's pardon list isn't gonna be cheap.

Posted by: JEM at November 09, 2016 07:49 AM (TppKb)

130 Charlie Cooke can go back to the UK and take Jonah with him.

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2016 07:49 AM (r/0kC)

131 The masks will continue to come off. Note well who they are. Come together? You first!

Posted by: SMOD Keeper at November 09, 2016 07:49 AM (onq2p)

132 I'm actually looking forward to having a New Yorker in the White House. It will be refreshing to hear him tell everyone to get bent.

Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2016 07:46 AM (uHcnA)


Remember, he's not from Manhattan. He's a Bridge and Tunnel "gavone!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 07:50 AM (mbhDw)

133 126 Conan, what is good in life?
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 09, 2016 07:49 AM (FqgrG)

To crush the Clintons, see their sycophants driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the media!

Posted by: Conservative Crank at November 09, 2016 07:50 AM (b2cFu)

134 94 It is truly a win that signals a titanic paradigm
shift. Now it's up to Trump to, as we Americans say, "blow it." I don't
think he will.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 07:46 AM (mbhDw)

Remember he promised the first thing he was going to do was prerss charges against Scankles.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 07:50 AM (mpXpK)

135 Goodness chemjeff, if you are willing to give President Trump a chance then I am willing to give you a second chance too.

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 09, 2016 07:50 AM (Om16U)

136 Hahaha I haven't been to Red state in years. Trumptastrophe indeed!

Posted by: freaked at November 09, 2016 07:50 AM (BO/km)

137 Posted by: chemjeff at November 09, 2016 07:48 AM (uAvJJ)

Cautious optimism is just fine. A lot of us who voted for him feel the same way. Cautious optimism is a lot better than what we've had for the past 8 years, ain't it?

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 09, 2016 07:50 AM (J+mig)

138 108 I didn't dream all this, then?

I keep pinching myself, but this appears to be reality.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 07:50 AM (WlGX+)

139 TFG's whining over this one should be epic.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at November 09, 2016 07:50 AM (J9FkY)

140 Trump kept Hillary out of office. We can all rejoice about that, eh?





Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2016 07:49 AM (uHcnA)

Absolutely. That was certainly a big accomplishment to start.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 09, 2016 07:50 AM (uAvJJ)

141 Is there a horde pool going on what day TFG pardons Clinton, Mills, Huma, etc.?

Posted by: Redneck Bitter Clinger (not deplorable anymore) at November 09, 2016 07:51 AM (DaDYr)

142 At this point, Obama's just clinging to his remaining days of power like dried pudding on underwear when you first wake up.

Um, not that I would know anything about that.

Posted by: Splunge at November 09, 2016 07:51 AM (nl1IL)

143 INXS. "Devil Inside"

Awesome. Volume cranked at 7 am. Happy days!

Posted by: MTF at November 09, 2016 07:51 AM (y+Ufa)

144 Good morning, everyone...

Yes.

It does feel good.

Posted by: jwest at November 09, 2016 07:51 AM (Zs4uk)

145 6 I passed out last night. You're telling me he fucking won?

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 09, 2016 07:30 AM (FqgrG)

That's what Hillary said too.

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 09, 2016 07:51 AM (Om16U)

146 I still can't believe that the long, national nightmare of Barack Hussein Obama is going to be over and that we will have avoided the catastrophe of Hillary Clinton becoming president."

Exactly how I feel. Like the mafia was about to complete a take over of the country and we snatched it back just before would be too late.

Posted by: ktftydyd at November 09, 2016 07:51 AM (A0FR1)

147 The Clinton era has finally come an end. Thank god thier spawn is as dumb as a door nail. So we don't have to deal with that in the future.

Posted by: Thursby at November 09, 2016 07:51 AM (1wofY)

148 Thank the lord above she has been vanquished.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 09, 2016 07:52 AM (1ctVj)

149 I hope one of the first thing Trump does is publicly fire a whole bunch of GOPe minions and call for new leadership in the house and the senate.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 09, 2016 07:52 AM (+DiO8)

150 I won my own election to a minor office by 63 votes.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 09, 2016 07:33 AM (u82oZ)

====
Well, congratulations! A victory we weren't even tracking here!

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 07:52 AM (tHwdc)

151 Morning in America.

Posted by: JEM at November 09, 2016 07:52 AM (TppKb)

152 Is there a horde pool going on what day TFG pardons Clinton, Mills, Huma, etc.?
Posted by: Redneck Bitter Clinger (not deplorable anymore) at November 09, 2016 07:51 AM (DaDYr)
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I've been saying for weeks it will be the day before he leaves office. He'll want them to squirm as long as possible. He doesn't like them either.

Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2016 07:52 AM (uHcnA)

153 Still awake - exhausted, but too jazzed to sleep. Already, one of my friends has called Trump a Nazi on my FB page. She went full Godwin by her second comment.

I may have to give up FB.


Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 07:47 AM (tHwdc)


Tell the bitch that if Trump really were a Nazi, she wouldn't dare open her mouth, because she'd be picked up by the Gestapo the moment she finished posting.

Then defriend her with extreme prejudice. Punch back twice as hard, as a certain dog-eating crackhead is wont to say.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2016 07:53 AM (X6fMO)

154 The "If Trump Wins I'll Move to..." List:

http://tinyurl.com/h9rqmd9 (link to Townhall)

My FB feed is all liberal whining and threats to moving to Canada. I suggested this:

"...consider heading south to Ajijic, Jalisco, Mexico instead of Canada. My folks retired there, I visited twice, and it is a great mountain lake side community full of expats (and Canadians) while only 40 minutes from Guadalajara, Mexico airport."

Posted by: Astronaut Achmed at November 09, 2016 07:53 AM (XZGD9)

155 But congratulations to Trump. It was a big upset for sure.

We will see how it all turns out. I am cautiously optimistic that he will do something constructive.
Posted by: chemjeff at November 09, 2016 07:48 AM (uAvJJ)
____________________

It's inevitable that Trump will do something, probably several somethings, that will disappoint those of us who voted for him.

But if he makes our borders more secure, starts actually enforcing our immigration laws, and appoints a couple (or more) conservative justices to the Supreme Court, it will all be worth it.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 09, 2016 07:53 AM (4rh2D)

156 I won my own election to a minor office by 63 votes.



Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 09, 2016 07:33 AM (u82oZ)



Congratulations!

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 09, 2016 07:53 AM (J+mig)

157 Trump kept Hillary out of office. We can all rejoice about that, eh?

It's the one thing that brings this whole Horde together. Let us revel in it. Let us cherish it. Let us dip our balls in pudding in unison over it.

What a glorious day!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 07:53 AM (WlGX+)

158
Just in case, recount rules in the battleground states:

http://tinyurl.com/ox5274h

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 07:53 AM (kdS6q)

159 Time to live our dreams!! WOW!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 09, 2016 07:53 AM (VshVW)

160 Congratulations NaCly dog

Posted by: chemjeff at November 09, 2016 07:53 AM (uAvJJ)

161 125 New Hotness - Old Gold Porch Rocker





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 07:49 AM (mbhDw)

Yeah, too bad the porch rocker will have to wait for Spring. The interior rocker in front of the big window will get a workout though.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 07:54 AM (mpXpK)

162 We are done, finally done, with She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. I'm still numb.

Posted by: Splunge at November 09, 2016 07:54 AM (nl1IL)

163 Even my pancakes are perfect this morning

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 09, 2016 07:54 AM (Om16U)

164 Reuters:

'Trump won avid support among a core base of white non-college educated workers '

Posted by: freaked at November 09, 2016 07:54 AM (BO/km)

165 >> I've been saying for weeks it will be the day before
>> he leaves office.

Pardon or not, we still need the special prosecutor to explain to the American people what went on, and ensure that none of these scum or their minions ever get near Federal office again.

Posted by: JEM at November 09, 2016 07:54 AM (TppKb)

166 It would be nice if he officially gets Michigan and New Hampshire.

So that when they re-count Florida and some ballots magically appear, as we know they will, it still wouldn't matter.

Posted by: TickledPink at November 09, 2016 07:54 AM (L67Wq)

167 106: ditto. and i still harbor ill feelings toward trump for his smears against cruz in particular during the primaries.

i have low expectations and he is no conservative or fiscal conservative. scotus, immigration, obamacare, obama edicts - all of these he can act on. but in his victory speech all he said was spend, spend spend on inner cities and infrastructure and i assume he meant the military.

borrow & build, that's what trump inc does and he reverts to form. but he's no conservative.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 09, 2016 07:55 AM (WTSFk)

168 Zero days, zero days!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Posted by: Gem at November 09, 2016 07:55 AM (uaHyk)

169 I've only had about two hours of sleep, am hungover, and I can't wipe this YUUUGE smile off my face. I am just SO relieved. God hasn't given us over to ourselves yet!

Posted by: Obamaisacommunist at November 09, 2016 07:55 AM (FSETn)

170 Even my pancakes are perfect this morning
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 09, 2016 07:54 AM (Om16U)
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I'm trying to decide what to eat. I've been fasting for two days and I'm hungry. But, GAINZZZ!!!!!

Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2016 07:55 AM (uHcnA)

171 And my alcoholic next door neighbor came over here
crying bitter tears while knocking back shots of my bourbon. All because
her lying corrupt queen lost.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 07:35 AM (mpXpK)

=========
It was kind of you to share what comfort you could, Vic.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 07:55 AM (tHwdc)

172 Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 07:47 AM (tHwdc)

Would giving up Facebook be a huge loss? Just think of who makes their money on it, and that your data is the product.

It was hard for me to give up cable TV, but I did 3 years ago and haven't regretted it since. We have the power to starve these beasts.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 09, 2016 07:55 AM (J+mig)

173 Did the FAB concede in person or did her little minion Podesta do it for her?

Congrats NaCly Dog. Whatever the office, serve the people .

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at November 09, 2016 07:55 AM (J8/9G)

174 >> It's inevitable that Trump will do something,
>> probably several somethings, that will disappoint
>> those of us who voted for him.

>> But if he makes our borders more secure, starts
>> actually enforcing our immigration laws, and
>> appoints a couple (or more) conservative justices to
>> the Supreme Court, it will all be worth it.

Yeah, that. And no more stupid little wars.

Posted by: JEM at November 09, 2016 07:55 AM (TppKb)

175 Remember he promised the first thing he was going to do was prerss charges against Scankles.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 07:50 AM (mpXpK)


I'm going to predict here and now that he won't. He'll mouth some soothing bromides about "bringing the country together" and being a president for "all Americans," which precludes engaging in a "partisan witch hunt." In fact, I guarantee you Ryan and McConnell have already speed-dialed him to tell him in no uncertain terms not to prosecute her.

As Hans and Franz would say, hear me now and believe me later.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2016 07:56 AM (X6fMO)

176 In light of this, Could TFG try to force a SCOTUS nomination in his final days?

Posted by: Eisenhorn at November 09, 2016 07:56 AM (J9FkY)

177 >>>>>
TFG's whining over this one should be epic.
.
.
.I doubt he will even address Trump's win. He most certainly will not congratulate him because he knows that Trump has promised to undo his legacy.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 09, 2016 07:56 AM (iONHu)

178 ... maybe real good will come from all of it and i underestimate him.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 09, 2016 07:56 AM (WTSFk)

179 "Dogcatcher," heh. My first thought, too. That is awesome, NaCly Dog. Even at dogcatcher, the idea of a Moron in elected office...neckhairs stand up.

Frabjous day. Let bells ring out. I'm running up "An Appeal to Heaven."
One tried not to bother the Creator unduly during this trial-by-durance; after all, He gave us the ability to govern our own affairs, and this was up to us. Having achieved, we owe thanks for the gift of that ability. It is no little thing.

An angel rides the whirlwind, and directs this storm.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 09, 2016 07:57 AM (H5rtT)

180 Watching this reminded me of Jonestown or the Stargate castration - suicide. Maybe 'MSM' should try to reflect reality instead of hiring and promoting 97 percent of their Dem Flunkie hangers on. They might see some improvement in their credibility.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 09, 2016 07:57 AM (vV/gB)

181 Hey bluebell, I often find that when I come to the end of a fast, I'm almost paralyzed by the decision of what to finally eat! I want that-no I want that-no I want...I can't have it all, so what am I gonna have???

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 07:57 AM (WlGX+)

182 135
Goodness chemjeff, if you are willing to give President Trump a chance then I am willing to give you a second chance too.

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 09, 2016 07:50 AM (Om16U)

Wait, so my relationship with you revolves around Trump?

Posted by: chemjeff at November 09, 2016 07:57 AM (uAvJJ)

183 We've closed the door on Clintonism.

There will probably still be work to do clearing outt its roots from where they've reached, but that network of corruption can finally be dead and we can begin to roll it back.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 07:57 AM (mBYZv)

184 23 celebrities who should be packing today. Link below to Townhall. List is not all inclusive.

Cher, Samuel Jackson, Sharpton, Whoopie, Miley Cyrus, Amy Schumer, Ruth B Ginsburg, Streisand, Rosie, Jon Stewart, et al.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/h9rqmd9

Posted by: olddog in mo at November 09, 2016 07:57 AM (Dhht7)

185 Drudge says the Canadian immigration page crashed after the election.

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 09, 2016 07:57 AM (R0i94)

186 And congrats, Salty!

Posted by: Gem at November 09, 2016 07:58 AM (uaHyk)

187 >>>Even my pancakes are perfect this morning
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 09, 2016 07:54 AM (Om16U)

When are they not? But everything does taste a little better today!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 09, 2016 07:58 AM (VshVW)

188 This removes any doubt I ever had that God does indeed watch out for fools, drunkards, and the United States of America.
Relief, relief, relief.

Posted by: That Deplorable SOB Van Owen at November 09, 2016 07:59 AM (n9g1X)

189 Hey bluebell, I often find that when I come to the end of a fast, I'm almost paralyzed by the decision of what to finally eat! I want that-no I want that-no I want...I can't have it all, so what am I gonna have???
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 07:57 AM (WlGX+)
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Well, this was a fast specifically for the election, so I think I will eat it all!!!

Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2016 07:59 AM (uHcnA)

190 Looking forward to all those Madonna BJ lawsuits

Posted by: Splunge at November 09, 2016 07:59 AM (nl1IL)

191 185 Drudge says the Canadian immigration page crashed after the election.
_____________________

Won't it be a shock to all those lefty idiots when they find out that Canada (and Australia and NZ) don't want them either!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 09, 2016 07:59 AM (4rh2D)

192 Back during the Bush derangement days they made a "romantic comedy" called Red State about 2 people who pledged to move to Canada if Bush won.

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2016 07:59 AM (r/0kC)

193 She couldn't get hit by an asteroid if she was circling Uranus.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 07:43 AM (mbhDw)
===========================

Watch though if she goes for your vulva! And anytime you see her with pebbles in her hand, run.

Posted by: Lena Dunhams little sister at November 09, 2016 07:59 AM (y+Ufa)

194 It is official, Trump as SMOD has destroyed both Bush Inc and Clinton Inc. For this alone, he should be awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor. I guess being President will have to suffice. America can now find out who and what it is again.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 09, 2016 07:59 AM (vV/gB)

195 Shake and bake.

That just happened!

Posted by: NY/CT Lurker at November 09, 2016 07:59 AM (tRFUP)

196 D Ploribus Unum

Posted by: didymus at November 09, 2016 08:00 AM (pn/mR)

197

Madonna still giving random BJ's because,, Madonna...

Posted by: Kudzu King at November 09, 2016 08:00 AM (HSmrB)

198 Oh I'll take a day to gloat motherfuckers. I'll take a week.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 09, 2016 08:00 AM (VdICR)

199 @185 - Shocking....the overlords run when the peasants are in revolt.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 09, 2016 08:00 AM (1ctVj)

200 Good post, JJ and I particularly appreciated the last couple of sentences. I am going to use it on a whiteboard sign today.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 09, 2016 08:00 AM (tOcW/)

201 Thanks to all you guys and especially Ace for helping to keep my sanity since I retired a few months back. I have been hopeful for America, but scared of our institutional stupidity would allow someone so corrupt as HRC to be elected. 1st time ever I even put up some $ to President Elect Trump, so it is sweet.

Carry on

Posted by: Edd Zachary at November 09, 2016 08:00 AM (lzBgR)

202 Tech question for the horde. I have Mcfee virus protection, what do I need to have in addition to that for internet security, what is a good product?

Posted by: Picric at November 09, 2016 08:00 AM (s0VSd)

203 The tantrum TFG will throw will, indeed, be epic. The phone and pen shit however will not. The so-called midnight regulations he'll slap on us will take some un-doing. Trump will need to clean out the upper floors at the IRS, EPA, etc. on day one.

Posted by: Redneck Bitter Clinger (not deplorable anymore) at November 09, 2016 08:01 AM (DaDYr)

204 The bitter clingers have spoken. After 8 long years of outrageous crappery enough people got off their butts to go vote. Suck it Mitt.

Posted by: freaked at November 09, 2016 08:01 AM (BO/km)

205 Oh I'll take a day to gloat motherfuckers. I'll take a week.

Pretty much where I'm at.

Posted by: eleven at November 09, 2016 08:01 AM (qUNWi)

206 Looks like she may have a near-insignificant edge in the popular vote, but we'll probably have to see all the dust settle first.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 08:01 AM (mBYZv)

207 Madonna didn't work fast enough. She has two hands you know.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 09, 2016 08:01 AM (VdICR)

208 God bless my home the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania.

We turned out in droves yesterday.

Posted by: mpfs, DeplorableFishstick at November 09, 2016 08:01 AM (EOK/M)

209 196
D Ploribus Unum

Posted by: didymus at November 09, 2016 08:00 AM (pn/mR)
Thread winner.

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 09, 2016 08:01 AM (R0i94)

210 97 Pat Smith and the other mothers got some measure of justice last night, too
============================

Hope so. She deserves far more from Clinton, but defeat is a good start.

Posted by: MTF at November 09, 2016 08:02 AM (y+Ufa)

211 Is dissent patriotic yet?

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at November 09, 2016 08:02 AM (J8/9G)

212 Britt Hume, certainly no Trump fan, said last night that Trump's transition team is outstanding. This is more good news.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 08:02 AM (WlGX+)

213
The Libertarians Who Voted For Hillary Clinton Because #NeverTrump

http://tinyurl.com/ofwep3a

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 08:02 AM (kdS6q)

214 Picric, MalwareBytes for spyware.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at November 09, 2016 08:02 AM (J9FkY)

215 Good post, JJ and I particularly appreciated the last couple of sentences. I am going to use it on a whiteboard sign today.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 09, 2016 08:00 AM (tOcW/)
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Amen. Good morning, Fenelon.

Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2016 08:02 AM (uHcnA)

216 I'm actually looking forward to having a New Yorker in the White House. It will be refreshing to hear him tell everyone to get bent.


Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2016 07:46 AM (uHcnA)

!

Posted by: JT at November 09, 2016 07:48 AM (LzK5o)


The proper response is: Fuckin' A!

Posted by: RickZ at November 09, 2016 08:02 AM (O+32K)

217 The silent majority speaks

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at November 09, 2016 08:02 AM (0LQ4f)

218 Gotta confess something -- I think Trump will make a good President. His core skills are persuasion, negotiation, and decision-making, which seem like a good match for the job. I cherish the hope that he will succeed, and that we will be able to gradually welcome the skeptics back into the fold, as that becomes apparent.

Posted by: Splunge at November 09, 2016 08:02 AM (nl1IL)

219 I heard TFG was in tears.

Anyone got video of that??

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at November 09, 2016 08:02 AM (+uqOo)

220 what is a good product?

Posted by: Picric at November 09, 2016 08:00 AM (s0VSd)
Kaspersky.

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 09, 2016 08:02 AM (R0i94)

221 >>I want the press to stop calling this an upset. It wasn't an upset, you were just wrong.

Love it.

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 09, 2016 08:02 AM (gTQoY)

222 97 Pat Smith and the other mothers got some measure of justice last night, too.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 09, 2016 07:46 AM (1ctVj)

Yes. They won't have to watch her walk up to the presidency on the backs of their slain children.

Posted by: Gem at November 09, 2016 08:03 AM (uaHyk)

223 Fox says GOP will hold the House as expected but Senate still up in the air. Looks to me like the GOP will hold the Senate as well although we lost a couple of DIABLOs who voted with the Dems anyway.


http://fxn.ws/2fBSSb4

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 08:03 AM (mpXpK)

224 Previously deported illegal kills a 10 year old girl in TX. I hope the Choom and his corrupt AG are happy.


http://bit.ly/2eRMieL

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 08:03 AM (mpXpK)

225 I hope everyone realizes that the Trump election fulfills a major biblical prophecy. The beast in Revelation is World Government. It is still coming but we gave it a deadly wound.


Revelation 13:3

And I saw one of his heads as it were wounded to death; and his deadly
wound was healed: and all the world wondered after the beast.



Posted by: An Observation at November 09, 2016 08:03 AM (1WYLC)

226 Beck's tears should be delicious today

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at November 09, 2016 08:03 AM (0LQ4f)

227 I am going to have a hard time adjusting to this new "hope" thing.

Posted by: Grey Fox at November 09, 2016 08:03 AM (bZ7mE)

228 Good post, JJ and I particularly appreciated the last couple of sentences. I am going to use it on a whiteboard sign today.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 09, 2016 08:00 AM (tOcW/)


Thanks. "Oh Happy Day" is for you!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 08:03 AM (mbhDw)

229 And I love this Drudge headline link:


Silicon Sultans Shit Themselves. . .

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 08:03 AM (mpXpK)

230 Paging Karl Rove. Your career is now over.

Posted by: Pete Seria at November 09, 2016 08:04 AM (/pOl7)

231 Haha, very funyy. Ok guys, joke's over. Jill Stein won, right? Ladies and gentlemen, I give you President Stein.

Posted by: Susan Sarandon at November 09, 2016 08:04 AM (Mt8T4)

232 WaTi expects the Choom's pen and phone will work OT now. I do too, but hopefully DT will kill all that shit, as well as his previous pen and phone shit.


http://bit.ly/2fRFink

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 08:04 AM (mpXpK)

233 Fuck you. War!

Oh, looks like you have it well in hand...

Posted by: Andrew Breitbart's Ghost at November 09, 2016 08:04 AM (+RqTX)

234 Yeah it wasn't really an upset at all.


It was simply the result.

This isn't football.

Posted by: eleven at November 09, 2016 08:04 AM (qUNWi)

235 Can we start a list of the dem careers that ended tonight?
FAB
Biden
Kerry
DWS
Abedin

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2016 08:04 AM (dnWSK)

236 226 Beck's tears should be delicious today
Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at November 09, 2016 08:03 AM (0LQ4f)


If I were him, I'd be crying more about shooting my formerly multi-million dollar career in the head.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 08:04 AM (mbhDw)

237 And it looks like vote fraud was rampant in Philly thanks to the corrupt DOJ.


http://bit.ly/2eCpX48

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 08:04 AM (mpXpK)

238 RINO Bush refused to vote for Trump, left line blank.


http://bit.ly/2flNKa8

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 08:04 AM (mpXpK)

239 A President for ALL Americans. I like that.

Posted by: sly pork at November 09, 2016 08:04 AM (6wAlf)

240 Senior advisers were not answering their phones.

They were all busy wiping hard drives with a cloth and shredding documents.

Posted by: no good deed at November 09, 2016 08:05 AM (/O5Ax)

241 Can we start a list of the dem careers that ended tonight?
FAB
Biden
Kerry
DWS
Abedin





Bush

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 08:05 AM (2w7OO)

242 KellyAnne thank you ....
And may God bless you

Posted by: Morgan at November 09, 2016 08:05 AM (FFOxf)

243 My serum schadenfreude numbers are at crisis levels.

Posted by: Splunge at November 09, 2016 08:05 AM (nl1IL)

244 Oh Frabjous Day, Calloo, Callay!!

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at November 09, 2016 08:05 AM (+uqOo)

245 235 Can we start a list of the dem careers that ended tonight?
FAB
Biden
Kerry
DWS
Abedin
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2016 08:04 AM (dnWSK)


While that is gratifying, their underlying movement is still there. They never rest.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 08:05 AM (mbhDw)

246 Expect to see a lot of this lying shit today. Polls were wrong because of late breaking undecideds.



And no, it was NOT a damn "upset". It was a pile of BS polls that were cooked. Pat Caddell was wright.


http://bit.ly/2eTt2he

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 08:05 AM (mpXpK)

247 The Ace of Spades, Motörhead:

https://youtu.be/eBIa0o36pPo

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 09, 2016 08:06 AM (VdICR)

248 Utah joins the list of States with the Choom's fake refugees coming in with active TB.


http://bit.ly/2eTtRX9

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 08:06 AM (mpXpK)

249 I demand a recount! Ok, that's it. I'm leaving the country. No, don't try to dissuade me. Kanye and I have had enough.

Posted by: Bruce Springsteen at November 09, 2016 08:06 AM (Mt8T4)

250 Ramirez



http://bit.ly/1qd89lF


That's it for today folks. And such a fine day it is too.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 08:06 AM (mpXpK)

251 I looked at my sisters FB page. She has a meme up about anyone that would vote for a 3rd Oblabla term, raise their hands.

Thanksgiving is going to be rough.

Posted by: Bruce at November 09, 2016 08:06 AM (8ikIW)

252 Fox says GOP will hold the House as expected but Senate still up in the air.

Saw the local station as I walked into work. Kelly Ayotte and Maggie (spit) Hassan are apparently tied at 48% of the vote each, with 93% of NH precincts reporting. According to the subtitles (I didn't have time to finish reading), because neither got a clear majority there will be a run-off election in December.

Ayotte is a RINO backstabber, but Hassan would be worse. NH needs to sober the hell up. Throwing all the Massholes out would be a good start.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2016 08:07 AM (X6fMO)

253 237 And it looks like vote fraud was rampant in Philly thanks to the corrupt DOJ.


http://bit.ly/2eCpX48
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 08:04 AM (mpXpK)


Trump Executive Order priority: disband the Civil Rights Division of the DoJ and replace with all new and vetted people.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 08:07 AM (mbhDw)

254 I also like the line over at Drudge: "'I'm very afraid...' Muslim shock"

Heeheeheehee

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 09, 2016 08:07 AM (1ctVj)

255 241 Dim's?

Miss Lindsey
McVain
(c)Ryan
and Mitt Magic Undies Romney


Beck (on suicide watch)

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at November 09, 2016 08:07 AM (+uqOo)

256 I hope to never hear from Clinton again except when she enters her plea.

Posted by: no good deed at November 09, 2016 08:08 AM (/O5Ax)

257 Watching Fox report of Hillary supporters sadness and I am laughing.

I am bad like that. Trump can forgive them, I don't have to.

Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2016 08:08 AM (8zHLN)

258 Can any of the folks who kept saying 'You should have nominated someone who could win!' please come back for their ritual beatings, please?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 08:08 AM (mBYZv)

259 254 I also like the line over at Drudge: "'I'm very afraid...' Muslim shock"

Heeheeheehee

Yep, that one pimped up my schadenboner.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 08:08 AM (WlGX+)

260 I am delighted to report Ruth Bader Ginsburg has announced she is moving to New Zealand.

Seriously, she said that.

Posted by: MTF at November 09, 2016 08:08 AM (y+Ufa)

261 Can we get a comprehensive list of #NeverTrumpers? We need to have a little talk...

Posted by: JeezythaDeplorable at November 09, 2016 08:08 AM (a9Ky4)

262 I don't know where we're going from here. But I know where we've been for the past eight years. Anything would be better.

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 09, 2016 08:09 AM (R0i94)

263 258
Can any of the folks who kept saying 'You should have nominated someone
who could win!' please come back for their ritual beatings, please?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 08:08 AM (mBYZv)


Which sacks? Is that the doorknobs or the bars of soap?

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 09, 2016 08:09 AM (J+mig)

264 FAB
Biden
Kerry
DWS
Abedin
Bush

The whole lot of them will be scrambling to cover their tracks before 2017. The Bushs can finally go away too. Maybe they can find a kinder gentler country to infest.

Posted by: freaked at November 09, 2016 08:09 AM (BO/km)

265 All the wankers claiming Trump wasn't serious or was deliberately going to throw the election to Hillary can now go eat a giant bag of dicks.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 08:09 AM (0mRoj)

266 You mean I went through the trouble of clearing her twice, and she still lost? This is terrible.

Posted by: James Comey at November 09, 2016 08:09 AM (Mt8T4)

267 [11] Saying, I am Alpha and Omega, the first and the last: and, What thou seest, write in a book, and send it unto the seven churches which are in Asia; unto Ephesus, and unto Smyrna, and unto Pergamos, and unto Thyatira, and unto Sardis, and unto Philadelphia, and unto Laodicea.
[12] And I turned to see the voice that spake with me. And He said with a great voice, as of a trumpet

Huge.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 09, 2016 08:09 AM (VdICR)

268 "I'm going to predict here and now that he won't. "

I predict a special prosecutor will be appointed. Then Hillary will enter a hospital followed by a long term treatment facility. Will never be fit for trial. Trump does tit-for-tat. Tit-for-tat like capitalism is the most successful strategy in its field.

Posted by: Ok at November 09, 2016 08:09 AM (8cftc)

269 Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at November 09, 2016 07:48 AM (vLoLa)

Thank you, and love "vLoLa"!

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 08:10 AM (tHwdc)

270 I looked at my sisters FB page. She has a meme up about anyone that would vote for a 3rd Oblabla term, raise their hands.

Tell her you'll be bringing a box of cookies, a pacifier and some warm milk over to her house so she can suck her thumb in peace.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2016 08:10 AM (X6fMO)

271 After 2012, I had come to doubt my logic and reality.

I feel sane again.

Statistics were right. Demographics were right.

The LA times poll was predictive as I said in June. The GOP would hold the Senate as I said in April.

Maybe I can wipe a bit of my 2012 egg off my face now.

Back in May, when I accepted that Trump had the nomination I said that the key yo winning was for him to expand his core of 40% with enough Dem and Ind who were pissed off and economically insecure, while assuming them that the lies told by the Media/Dems were not true.

That was exactly how it happened.

But damn if it wasn't a nervous night when the Broward returns came in. I'd seen the Pinellas and Brevard results all day, knowing he should take Florida. But Broward scared the crap out of me.

Once FL, NC, and OH were locked in, seeing the lead in WI, MI, and PA made a win a virtual lock. The odds of losing all three were very small. And damn if VA didn't almost make it an early night. No one expected that.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 09, 2016 08:10 AM (wfDW1)

272 It's Morning in America!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 08:10 AM (dELE3)

273 All of those #NeverTrump commentators whose work I've avoided for the last 8 months or so...somehow I am looking forward to reading their next columns. Must be forgiveness or something.

Posted by: Splunge at November 09, 2016 08:10 AM (nl1IL)

274 *** A House Somewhere in America ***
*** Two millennial "children": Kaylynn (24), Brad (26) ***

Kids: Daddy they say Trump won, that isn't fair. Make them have the woman win.

Dad: No.

*** Dad looks strangely more masculine today and it causes unease with the kids ***

Kids: But Daddy!!!......Why are our suitcases all packed?

Dad: You're going to be adults now and take responsibility for yourselves. Let me know your new addresses and I'll ship the rest to you.

*** Kids are aghast. Suddenly a dawning realization hits them ***

Kids: WHERE'S MOMMY?

*** Dad walking away ***

Dad: Making me a sammich.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at November 09, 2016 08:10 AM (J70i0)

275 265 All the wankers claiming Trump wasn't serious or was deliberately going to throw the election to Hillary can now go eat a giant bag of dicks.

Q. F. T.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 08:10 AM (WlGX+)

276 Who would've guessed 15 months ago that Trump would get 90% + of the evangelical vote?

Deplorables? sure. Irredeemables? God says no.

Anecdote alert: I had 3 people yesterday tell me that Trump vs. Hillary re: partial birth abortion in the final debate pushed them off the fence. YMMV.

Posted by: SMOD Keeper at November 09, 2016 08:10 AM (onq2p)

277 @260 - Bye, Felicia!

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 09, 2016 08:10 AM (1ctVj)

278 >>Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom

Hi!

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 09, 2016 08:11 AM (gTQoY)

279 Chris Cuomo .....Already butthurt and lashing out.

Basically yelling "Where's the Wall"?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 09, 2016 08:11 AM (/HC6x)

280 As far as forgiveness goes, no. I will remember how you treated me as an ignorant racist fool who just doesn't understand how government should work.

Posted by: freaked at November 09, 2016 08:11 AM (BO/km)

281 Hillary is the lowest form of political life, she could not even front her own closest supporters to thank them for everything they did for her.

That is the epitome of Hillary, too good for you peasants.

Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2016 08:11 AM (8zHLN)

282 R-B Skeletor might not be able to emigrate to N.Z., the Kiwis have really strict requirements. That might just be for citizenship but I thought it was to even live there.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at November 09, 2016 08:12 AM (b2cFu)

283 *walks around hugging everyone and offering cookies and coffee*

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 09, 2016 08:12 AM (gTQoY)

284 Yes, Hillary not speaking to her supporters last night was a low-class move.

But in her defense, she was drunk off her ass.

Posted by: Splunge at November 09, 2016 08:12 AM (nl1IL)

285 I HAVE PERFECT HAIR! THE CRUSADES!

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at November 09, 2016 08:13 AM (FqgrG)

286 >>>>Looks like she may have a near-insignificant edge in the popular vote, but we'll probably have to see all the dust settle first.
.
.
.
.And she didn't even manage to pull a D+1 advantage over Trump.

Like I and others on here said from the beginning the polls were $hit because they had baked in the Dem turnout from 2008 and 2012. They hoped that would happen again and they refused to adjust their models when their very own numbers should have shown lower than projected younger voter turnout.

They lied to us once again. The only polls that can be considered trustworthy now are the IBD/TIPP and the LA Times tracker. Everything else has been proven to be garbage.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 09, 2016 08:13 AM (iONHu)

287 Listening to MSNBC contributor calling Trump a racist...

Trump needs to announce a program to drag black America out of poverty and ignorance.

Tell the citizens that the country will no longer tolerate 1 in 4 inner city kids learning to read at grade level. No politically correct talk. Explain that if asian immigrants to learn to speak English in one generation, so can blacks.

Be tough. Be direct. Don't worry about hurting anyone's feelings. The country needs to advance.

Posted by: jwest at November 09, 2016 08:14 AM (Zs4uk)

288 I demand a recount! Ok, that's it. I'm leaving the country. No, don't try to dissuade me. Kanye and I have had enough.

Posted by: Bruce Springsteen at November 09, 2016 08:06 AM (Mt8T4)

Okay, I will move to some country where I can live my lifestyle, like Switzerland...(why not Haiti, they could use some rich citizens)

Posted by: Colin at November 09, 2016 08:14 AM (+V2ho)

289 @208 Huzzah Pennsyltucky. I am so fucking proud of you, neighbor.
Don't Tread on You. We are all "Coal People" now. Hard coal.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 09, 2016 08:14 AM (H5rtT)

290 "As sweet and wonderful as last night was and still is, we did not defeat the Left. We merely put a four- to eight-year halt to the 100-year counterrevolution"

------

A lot can happen in four years.

Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2016 08:14 AM (8zHLN)

291 Next up: The Lame Duck session.

Keeping the Senate might be the one thing preventing a lot of looting and pillaging.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 08:14 AM (mBYZv)

292 Getting on Obama's pardon list isn't gonna be cheap.

Posted by: JEM at November 09, 2016 07:49 AM (TppKb)

===========
It'll look like the evacuation of Saigon.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 08:14 AM (tHwdc)

293 Vag voters and NeverTrumpers - here's a bag of dicks for each one of you.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 08:14 AM (0mRoj)

294 Still awake - exhausted, but too jazzed to sleep. Already, one of my
friends has called Trump a Nazi on my FB page. She went full Godwin by
her second comment.

I may have to give up FB.


Do what I did. Show her what a poor winner looks like and post this end zone dance:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYZre8kEsuw

Posted by: An Observation at November 09, 2016 08:15 AM (1WYLC)

295 Seriously, Hillary should be happy. She made a metric sh*t ton selling influence over the years, and she gets to keep it all and retire scott free.

Hillary, now you can get the medical treatment you so desperately need without fear of optics.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 09, 2016 08:15 AM (Mt8T4)

296 Holy crap. I couldn't watch the coverage last night because I thought for sure we were going to have President Hillary. I watched Stranger Things on Netflix instead.

I guess that was an appropriate choice.

Posted by: Boone at November 09, 2016 08:15 AM (bLfK+)

297 I know people will not start going after President Elect Trump for everything he does, every deviation from Conservative Dogma, and that is fine with me. Hold his feet to the Fire. I will. But not for a few days. I am going to celebrate first and also fret about about the damage Fredo may going out the door.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 08:15 AM (dELE3)

298 Stand back! Coming through!

Posted by: Keystone Pipeline at November 09, 2016 08:15 AM (R0i94)

299 231 Haha, very funyy. Ok guys, joke's over. Jill Stein won, right? Ladies and gentlemen, I give you President Stein.
Posted by: Susan Sarandon at November 09, 2016 08:04 AM (Mt8T4)

I'm no fan of Susan Sarandon, but she called out the corruption when she saw it, and did not moo and follow where she was told.

You know who must be having a great day? Scott Adams. Jeez, he was on point from the get go. Even those who disagreed with him have to admire his perspicacity.

Posted by: Gem at November 09, 2016 08:16 AM (uaHyk)

300 Holy crap. I did not watch any coverage last night. I just woke up and draged myself to the computer, loaded up this website, and almost jumped through the ceiling with joy when I saw the flaming sculls. OMG, I feel so good for our country. You can not pry the smile off my face right now.

Posted by: Cicero Skip at November 09, 2016 08:16 AM (FIrEF)

301 I'm on vacation in Ireland . Let me tell you, the media over here in Europe is as bad, if not worse than the US main stream media. It's hysterical. I am loving it.

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at November 09, 2016 08:16 AM (xDXtk)

302 Unpossible.

Posted by: Pauline Kael at November 09, 2016 08:16 AM (Mt8T4)

303 Ooo I forgot to put on my special sock.

Posted by: The World's Tallest Freaking Munchkin at November 09, 2016 08:16 AM (BO/km)

304 Quote of the day:

"I have my whale."

--CAC, of course

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 09, 2016 08:17 AM (gTQoY)

305 Stand back! Coming through!
Posted by: Keystone Pipeline at November 09, 2016 08:15 AM (R0i94)

Make a Hole!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 08:17 AM (dELE3)

306 Where's Krugtron right now? He's not alone is he? I'd hate to see him commit suicide before writing his upcoming tear drenched columns.

Posted by: Flyguy at November 09, 2016 08:18 AM (3sOO0)

307 The only polls that can be considered trustworthy now are the IBD/TIPP and the LA Times tracker.


And Drudge made the right call on featuring those exact polls.

Which reminds me, where's the troll who mocked me on that issue yesterday? I have a bag of dicks for him.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 08:18 AM (WlGX+)

308 "Once the shock has worn off, they will be back at it. And in four years time, though the Clintons may be gone, an already Marxist party will become even more rabid as Elizabeth Warren or some other freak of that ilk becomes the face of that party."

-------

Not with Elizabeth Warren, she will be over 70 by then. Surely Democrats would have found someone younger by then.

Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2016 08:18 AM (8zHLN)

309 CHAPLINSKY!

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at November 09, 2016 08:18 AM (FqgrG)

310 258 Can any of the folks who kept saying 'You should have nominated someone who could win!' please come back for their ritual beatings, please?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 08:08 AM (mBYZv)

Don't worry. I'll be shipping a bag of dicks to their respective last known addresses.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 08:18 AM (0mRoj)

311 For those of you who weren't up all night--make sure to enjoy the rending of garments and gnashing of teeth at Slate. It's beautiful.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at November 09, 2016 08:19 AM (b2cFu)

312 >>Yes, Hillary not speaking to her supporters last night was a low-class move.

For the zillionth time, anyone who is surprised by that...

But I bet they were, weren't they?

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 09, 2016 08:19 AM (gTQoY)

313 Art thread: I was promised Gericault's "Raft of the Medusa" for the election. If there's some naked dude, I'm quitting this blog. I. Was. Promised. The painting would be perfect for today.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 09, 2016 08:20 AM (SeD0w)

314 Not with Elizabeth Warren, she will be over 70 by then. Surely Democrats would have found someone younger by then.

She's got too much baggage too. They need someone they can "project the hopes and dreams of every american" on. A blank slate with little to no political or public experience. I mean, it's not like the people won't see right through that, right?

Posted by: Flyguy at November 09, 2016 08:20 AM (3sOO0)

315 "We have to have our own project to try and take back New York and California."

--------

Not until you build the wall and enforce the e-verify so that the illegals do not become voters.

Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2016 08:20 AM (8zHLN)

316 I thought it was very nice that Trump thanked the Secret Service during part of his speech.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 09, 2016 08:20 AM (tOcW/)

317 253 Trump Executive Order priority: disband the Civil Rights Division of the DoJ and replace with all new and vetted people.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 08:07 AM (mbhDw)



FTFY JJ

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 08:20 AM (mpXpK)

318 I'm watching abc, and Robin Roberts is barely keeping it together. She is literally fighting back tears.

Posted by: Thursby at November 09, 2016 08:20 AM (1wofY)

319 I would like to thank the horde here for keeping me laughing and hopeful over the last 8 years.
Especially Vic, showing how most of the polls were a crock of shit.
Thank you JJ for the upbeat (usually) start to the days and your NY insights.
Thank you MPPP for a random hotty of the 20's or 30's
Thank you Fenelon, I'm not a real churchy person, but your calm, especially in the morning, has really helped me these past months.

And thank you ACE for this wonderful give and take site!!

Posted by: Bruce at November 09, 2016 08:20 AM (8ikIW)

320 Watch how quickly the economic picture changes and the media suddenly becomes interested in D.C. corruption.

Posted by: SMOD Keeper at November 09, 2016 08:20 AM (onq2p)

321 Got to watch Morning Joe for a while. This is gonna be good.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 08:20 AM (WlGX+)

322 I see this is going to be a *type *delete kind of day.
Ace's house. Can't let my gloat flag fly like I'd like to.

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 08:20 AM (2w7OO)

323 #153 Tell the bitch that if Trump really were a Nazi, she
wouldn't dare open her mouth, because she'd be picked up by the Gestapo
the moment she finished posting.



Then defriend her with extreme prejudice. Punch back twice as hard, as a certain dog-eating crackhead is wont to say.



Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2016 07:53 AM (X6fMO)

============
Thing, is, she was one of four girlfriends at my very, very small wedding. One of those four (an immigration lawyer in Boston who's made a fortune with H1Bs) has already not only unfriended me, but actually BLOCKED me on FB. After 45 years. Dayum.
I need to tread carefully. She said Trump is the spawn of Satan. I replied, "Oh no, Hillary is the spawn of Satan! Have you read that Wikileaks stuff!?" She didn't reply. I doubt she's paid any attention to that because DAVID DUKE KKK.




Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 08:21 AM (tHwdc)

324 I wish I didn't have to work so I could roll around in this all day. RNCe, DNC, Obama, Bush, Clinton, CNN, Amy Schumer, Vogue, Soros, Rick Wilson, every smug asshole who sold their soul and sold out their fellow Americans deserves this humiliation, bigly.

Posted by: Goldilocks at November 09, 2016 08:21 AM (pOgVG)

325 320 Watch how quickly the economic picture changes and the media suddenly becomes interested in D.C. corruption.
Posted by: SMOD Keeper at November 09, 2016 08:20 AM (onq2p)

All the moneylenders need chased from the temple, it matters not what letter follows their names.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at November 09, 2016 08:21 AM (b2cFu)

326 OK, time for me to have a celebratory cup of tea.

Trump 2016.

Because Fuck You.

That's why.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2016 08:21 AM (X6fMO)

327 Morning, all!


Watching MSNBC

Loving "breaking news" rotating headlines like, "Trump upsets Clinton..." and "Trump defies polls...". Bet the MSM ramps up its Democrat-with-byline coverage for Trump's entire presidency.



Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 08:21 AM (NOIQH)

328 I guess Ace can keep blogging now. Whew- that was close.

Posted by: MTF at November 09, 2016 08:22 AM (y+Ufa)

329 An extra big bag of dicks goes to Kevin D. "Die working class white people die!" Williamson.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 08:22 AM (0mRoj)

330 No more PC bullshit.

Trump owes no one for his victory.

I'm going to enjoy this feeling, carry it with me for a very long time and go to the cemetery and place beautiful flowers on my father's grave.

Posted by: mpfs, DeplorableFishstick at November 09, 2016 08:22 AM (EOK/M)

331 Three days to Pet Thread!

Posted by: Weasel at November 09, 2016 08:22 AM (C8aCP)

332 it's morning in America

Posted by: Willy at November 09, 2016 08:22 AM (8jDbj)

333 Got to watch Morning Joe for a while. This is gonna be good.

Oh man...the Most Popular Girl and Guy in High School.

That should be a hoot. Wonder if the stress breaks up their relationship.

Posted by: eleven at November 09, 2016 08:22 AM (qUNWi)

334 "319 I would like to thank the horde here for keeping me laughing and hopeful over the last 8 years.
Especially Vic, showing how most of the polls were a crock of shit.
Thank you JJ for the upbeat (usually) start to the days and your NY insights.
Thank you MPPP for a random hotty of the 20's or 30's
Thank you Fenelon, I'm not a real churchy person, but your calm, especially in the morning, has really helped me these past months.

And thank you ACE for this wonderful give and take site!!
"

DITTO ('cept the not-churchy part, I'm churchy :~D)

Posted by: Ruth Ruben at November 09, 2016 08:23 AM (RR9wF)

335 I went to bed last night at 8, spent the evening in prayer and reflection and woke up today and.................HOLY SHIT!

He's gonna drain the swamp!!

I drink the tears of liberals everywhere! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: vivi at November 09, 2016 08:23 AM (11H2y)

336 What's the over/under we see Hillary today? Is she pouting or physically incapacitated?

Oh, for fun:
https://twitter.com/AmandaMarcotte

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 08:23 AM (NOIQH)

337 Welcome to the revolution you've been pining for.

Now it's time to govern and change things for the better.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 09, 2016 08:23 AM (TBVdD)

338 That should be a hoot. Wonder if the stress breaks up their relationship.

Halperin heaping mucho praise on Kellyanne Conway.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 08:23 AM (WlGX+)

339 326 OK, time for me to have a celebratory cup of tea.

Trump 2016.

Because Fuck You.

That's why.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2016 08:21 AM (X6fMO)

Fuck yeah! I'm just giddy over the YUUUGE kick in the nuts this is to the whole rotten corrupt establishment.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 08:23 AM (0mRoj)

340 Loving "breaking news" rotating headlines like, "Trump upsets Clinton..." and "Trump defies polls...". Bet the MSM ramps up its Democrat-with-byline coverage for Trump's entire presidency.

He's already making jobs, they're going to need to hire someone to update the ol' death count in wars around the world graphic they put away after Bush.

Posted by: Flyguy at November 09, 2016 08:23 AM (3sOO0)

341 Trump!!!!!

Has the munchkin coroner been round to check on Hillary yet?

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at November 09, 2016 08:23 AM (x3uSY)

342 Well.....sheeeeeeeeaaaattttt.

-Joe Biden

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2016 08:24 AM (dnWSK)

343 For those of you who weren't up all night--make sure to enjoy the rending of garments and gnashing of teeth at Slate. It's beautiful.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at November 09, 2016 08:19 AM (b2cFu)
---------------

At your recommendation, I just went to the Slate website for the first (and probably last) time in my life.

Oh my.

Go long on Kleenex stock, people!

Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2016 08:24 AM (uHcnA)

344 Looks like Google had to throw their pro-Hillary graphic into the byte-bucket this morning.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at November 09, 2016 08:24 AM (J9FkY)

345 Oh, who the hell am I kidding. Ace of Spades, I CAN'T QUIT YOU!

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 09, 2016 08:24 AM (SeD0w)

346 My hash is "on cue to pee"?

Ace, are you spying on me?

/sarc

Posted by: SMOD Keeper at November 09, 2016 08:24 AM (onq2p)

347 I remember the morning after the 2012 election listening to NPR.

It was non stop crowing "well this proves that from now on, the Hispanic vote must be courted".

The left are such concern trolls, always trying to make us feel as if all is already lost, that the situation is further along than it actually is, that it is inevitable that we will be outvoted, etc.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 09, 2016 08:24 AM (dtWKK)

348 Today should be nothing but video highlights of crying leftists.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 08:24 AM (mBYZv)

349 "...the media will be propagandizing even more ferociously and academia will be brainwashing more insidiously than ever before."

-------

The media have taken an beating in this election and the Republican Party and the independent blogs should finish the job.

As for the academia, simply starve them of funds just like the sanctuary cities. Here's where Paul Ryan can redeem himself by judicial power of the purse.

Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2016 08:24 AM (8zHLN)

350
Sing it high!
Sing it low!

Posted by: The World's Tallest Freaking Munchkin at November 09, 2016 08:25 AM (BO/km)

351 Aaaaaaah GOOD MORNIN everbody!!!!


Thank you all for being such moronic, deplorable PATRIOTS!!

Let the the bitter tears and recriminations begin!!

Then we do work

Posted by: dananjcon at November 09, 2016 08:25 AM (NpXoL)

352 Man I'm fucking exhausted.

I did go to bed but woke up more than once.

Oh dear sweet Jesus the pictures of the teary butthurt at Hillary HQ!

THERE'S NO CRYING IN POLITICS, CUPCAKE!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2016 08:25 AM (4ErVI)

353 THAT'S OUR HITLER!!!

Posted by: Max BIalystock at November 09, 2016 08:25 AM (mBYZv)

354 Special Prosecutor Scooter has a nice ring to it.

Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2016 08:25 AM (2RVmA)

355 Listening to Mark Knopfler play white boy guitar on "Sultans Of Swing" now (Eric Clapton playing rhythm) . Tastes good with my coffee and the savory bitter tears of the Progressives, who now get to watch ZeroCare become a historical footnote.

Hey ZooBama and Reid! Fuck You.

Posted by: MTF at November 09, 2016 08:25 AM (y+Ufa)

356 343 For those of you who weren't up all night--make sure to enjoy the rending of garments and gnashing of teeth at Slate. It's beautiful.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at November 09, 2016 08:19 AM (b2cFu)
---------------

At your recommendation, I just went to the Slate website for the first (and probably last) time in my life.

Oh my.

Go long on Kleenex stock, people!

Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2016 08:24 AM (uHcnA)

Their tears are sweet, like the nectar of the gods.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 08:25 AM (0mRoj)

357 #172
Would giving up Facebook be a huge loss? Just think of who makes their money on it, and that your data is the product.

It
was hard for me to give up cable TV, but I did 3 years ago and haven't
regretted it since. We have the power to starve these beasts.


Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 09, 2016 07:55 AM (J+mig)

===============
I understand what you're saying, but Mr. Deplorable was my best friend. The others kind of took off after he died. My grief bummed them out, I guess. No more happy fun times at the Deplorable residence.
So I keep track of classmates and such on FB, and a few people I used to work with in Sweden, San Diego, and PA.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 08:25 AM (tHwdc)

358 Dr. Jill I need my suppository!!!!!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 09, 2016 08:25 AM (FqgrG)

359 Let's be on guard. Like a a wounded feral animal, there is nothing more dangerous than an injured, cornered liberal.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 09, 2016 08:25 AM (dtWKK)

360 Clinto will win Michigan, Ann arbor area has all their votes voted on the Washtenaw county website, but not on the NYT's. They'll get about another 30,000 tipping the state barely blue. Or not, I can't do math.

Posted by: dIb at November 09, 2016 08:25 AM (VJOLZ)

361 @ picric:

2nd on Malwarebytes. Get premium so it monitors real-time.

Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at November 09, 2016 08:25 AM (x4zgf)

362 Fellow morons: I was wrong. I've never been happier to say that. I was wrong. The Republic is not quite lost. Not yet.

It's not like I'm psyched about a Trump presidency. I can't stand the guy. But maybe, just maybe, with someone decent at the helm of the Justice Dept. the full measure of Hillary's corruption will become known, and the rule of law will be, to some degree, re-established. That's my hope for the next four years.

What I have learned from my error is that we don't need to give up on America. She is more resilient than I thought.

Yesterday I said, "May your chains rest lightly upon you." Today, I say, "May your hangover be a reminder that you are still somewhat free, and may that thought inspire you to work to become more free."

And to the Democratic Party, and the Vichy Republicans, I say, "Suck it."

Posted by: Farmer Joe at November 09, 2016 08:25 AM (Ztfnl)

363 The Daily Mail has a wonderful collection of crying Libs pictures.

The tears of the beta males are most delicious.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 08:26 AM (WlGX+)

364 I'm on vacation in Ireland . Let me tell you, the media over here in Europe is as bad, if not worse than the US main stream media. It's hysterical. I am loving it.
Posted by: PAgirlinNC




Keep us posted! Always interesting to see how we are viewed elsewhere.

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 08:26 AM (2w7OO)

365 Four ten months I've been the victim of insomnia. When 2:00 AM rolls around and I'm wide awake this is where I come because there's always someone here. It has been a true annus horribilis but Teh Horde carried me through.

Thank you, Vic...J.J...Mis Hum. But thank you most to the Morons. You're the greatest bunch of people I never met.

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 09, 2016 08:26 AM (R0i94)

366 I'm on vacation in Ireland . Let me tell you, the media over here in Europe is as bad, if not worse than the US main stream media. It's hysterical. I am loving it.
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at November 09, 2016 08:16 AM (xDXtk)

It doesn't matter how much they screech. THEY BLEED. They aren't invincible. Powerful but not invincible. Brexit and Trump are going to give a lot of other people hope for changing things.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at November 09, 2016 08:26 AM (J70i0)

367 MeAgain Kelly, here's your bag of dicks.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 08:26 AM (0mRoj)

368 And Trump did work very hard. Didn't he win MI and PA-states he has visited repeatedly over the past few weeks?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 09, 2016 08:27 AM (tOcW/)

369 This is how the statists react. Last night there was a concerted effort by BLM to have their supporters de-friend and stop following "white people" who supported Trump. I had to explain to some very upset adolescents this morning how that was just illogical anger. They didn't understand. It was just sad.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 09, 2016 08:27 AM (TBVdD)

370 SMOD/BARREL 2020!!




Too soon?

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 09, 2016 08:27 AM (gTQoY)

371 The facts are different but the feeling is the same this AM:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU-IBF8nwSY

Morning in America

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 08:27 AM (dELE3)

372 Well off to clean the litter boxes. Kitteh in the bedroom will wonder why I am whistling while I work. BBL

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 08:27 AM (mpXpK)

373 THAT'S OUR HITLER!!!


I'm a horrible person for liking that, but I do.

Posted by: eleven at November 09, 2016 08:27 AM (qUNWi)

374 'Looks like Google had to throw their pro-Hillary graphic into the byte-bucket this morning.'

Just a plain Google banner. I can see thru it though and it's loaded with despair.

All of the money wasted on HRC's campaign. The mind boggles.

Posted by: The World's Tallest Freaking Munchkin at November 09, 2016 08:27 AM (BO/km)

375 Hillary, now you can get the medical treatment you so desperately need without fear of optics.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 09, 2016 08:15 AM (Mt8T4)


Gotta believe Bill is happy too. Now he can bang all the Hooters waitresses he wants, in between trips to Pedo Island.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 09, 2016 08:28 AM (Pz4pT)

376 All of the money wasted on HRC's campaign. The mind boggles.
Posted by: The World's Tallest Freaking Munchkin at November 09, 2016 08:27 AM (BO/km)

Makes me smile.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 08:28 AM (0mRoj)

377 This was a referendum on Obama, Obama policies, and the Obama legacy, btw. The idiot went on the campaign trail and said so himself.

Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at November 09, 2016 08:28 AM (x4zgf)

378 Let's be on guard. Like a a wounded feral animal, there is nothing more dangerous than an injured, cornered liberal.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 09, 2016 08:25 AM (dtWKK)


Yes and a cornered Fredo

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 08:29 AM (dELE3)

379 Another fun one to check out:

https://twitter.com/katyperry


But really, what's better than Amanda Marcotte tweeting to white women who voted for Trump that YOUR HUSBAND HATES YOU?!?!?!


Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 08:29 AM (NOIQH)

380 Anybody checked on Hotair this morning?

Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at November 09, 2016 08:29 AM (x4zgf)

381 Those special edition "First Woman President" books and magazines that were already shipped to stores...they are lonely.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 08:29 AM (WlGX+)

382 And I am NOT being nice today about it. Getting ready to make some phone calls once the sun comes up.

The peeps I work with online I'll be nice to because frankly they've been extraordinarily nice this entire election even though some supported Hillary. They were never rude or hateful and we actually laughed a lot about the stupid shit on both sides.

So to them, I'm nice.

There are others I'm going to hit in the face with my fully erect cock.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2016 08:29 AM (4ErVI)

383 But seriously, I don't know what makes me happier today: Knowing the left is gnashing their teeth, or hearing the lamentations of teh girly men nevertrumpers.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 09, 2016 08:29 AM (Pz4pT)

384 The thought of all the people whose heads are exploding today is giving me a raging schadenboner.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 08:29 AM (0mRoj)

385 Went to bed last night before any results were in, for some reason I wasn't worried. Woke up, popped my head in and saw the results. Lt. Dan moment.

Posted by: auscolpyr at November 09, 2016 08:30 AM (pzA2L)

386 382 Anybody checked on Hotair this morning?

Yeah, but their tears tasted like burnt pennies.

I recommend Red State and Right Scoop. Much tastier.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 08:30 AM (WlGX+)

387 382 Anybody checked on Hotair this morning?
Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at November 09, 2016 08:29 AM (x4zgf)

They probably went full-on Heaven's Gate.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 08:30 AM (0mRoj)

388 Fuckin' EH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG, I'm giddy. I went to bed last night after they called Virginia. Avoided turning on my computer, and finally just thought, "get it over with" and came here and got the Trump/Pence picture... and was still nervous that it was just a tribute or something!

Then I saw the flaming skulls, and I am still dancing all around!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 09, 2016 08:30 AM (uIOzE)

389 Morning all. I see the MFM and left (but I repeat myself) are having their little temper tantrum. I saw the twats on CNBC all stone faced. One douche asked since the Republican party moved soooooo far right should the Democrat party move more to the left and become the party of Sanders and Liz Warren. Yes please do. Speaking of CNBC that c*ckmunch John Limpwood should be out of a job

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 08:30 AM (auHtY)

390 Went to bed last night before any results were in, for some reason I wasn't worried. Woke up, popped my head in and saw the results. Lt. Dan moment.


"Tuck that in"?

Posted by: eleven at November 09, 2016 08:30 AM (qUNWi)

391 I don't often post but I'd like to thank the Horde for helping to make the last eight years bearable.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at November 09, 2016 08:30 AM (Vzqe+)

392 Ben Howe yelling at his toaster.David Frum trying to perform fellatio on himself.George Will trying on a pair of blue jeans.
Posted by: steevy

I imagine George Will burning himself on hot rivets in his jeans, not from a campfire - but from ironing them.

Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2016 08:30 AM (2RVmA)

393 >>This was a referendum on Obama, Obama policies, and the Obama legacy,
btw. The idiot went on the campaign trail and said so himself.


Yup. Will he have a press conference like after the 2014 mid-terms, or will he just release a statement? The disappointment in us, the lecturing...

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 08:31 AM (NOIQH)

394 Hillary won Pittsburg by the same number of votes that Obama did.
Hillary won Philadelphia by the same number of votes that Obama did.

As much as it pains me to say it, Trump was the ONLY candidate who could have won this election. It absolutely REQUIRED a paradigm shift somewhere, because the Dem base shows up no matter what. Hillary was the worst candidate ever, and they stilled showed up for her. Only way to beat her was recreate the Reagan coalition. And Trump was the only one that could have done that. Rubio may have won FL more comfortably, but he would have lost Pennsylvania, and maybe Iowa and Wisconsin too. Jeb would have been a joke.

Oh what a night. I refused to watch after I saw FL going badly, and got so depressed at the lack of the paradigm shift there that I didn't even think PA and MI and WI could be different. I assumed he would lose all of them. And with FL practically tied before Broward came in, I assumed he'd lose there. Went on an epic rant to my wife, then shut myself up in my room. Woke up to the best news ever.

I may not like the fact that the Republican party now explicitly rejects some aspects of classical liberalism, but what can I do? This ship of state will limp forwards for another 4 years instead of crashing and burning. In the words of Malcolm Reynolds, just keep flying.

Congratulations, Donald Trump. Here's the bare minimum I expect of you:

1) Good Supreme Court picks
2) Repeal Obamacare
3) Real immigration enforcement

Anything else is gravy.

Oh, and as a side note to Justice Anthony Kennedy: please retire now. I can't handle the stress of this Supreme Court nonsense anymore. And as much as I love you, Justice Thomas, please follow suit. Or better yet, transfer your mind to a robot body so you can live on the court forever.

Posted by: Skeptical at November 09, 2016 08:31 AM (48qVd)

395 Looks like Google had to throw their pro-Hillary graphic into the byte-bucket this morning.'

Just a plain Google banner. I can see thru it though and it's loaded with despair.

All of the money wasted on HRC's campaign. The mind boggles.
___________________

Yeah, you know they had some little cartoon of her breaking a glass ceiling with a hammer all keyed up and ready to go. To celebrate her 'historic first' presidency.

Bwahahahahahaha. This is so sweet in so many different ways . . . .

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 09, 2016 08:31 AM (4rh2D)

396 That great conflict of our time, the 20-year Drudge-Clinton War, has finally ended in total victory. In the end, Clinton was left trembling in a bunker screaming about Steiner not taking Pennsylvania.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 09, 2016 08:31 AM (bpoha)

397 I did not drink last night.

I have stuff to do today and tomorrow.

Watch out Friday!

Posted by: Bruce at November 09, 2016 08:31 AM (8ikIW)

398 Can't wait to drop the "Fuck you we're in charge now" line on some fucking fools.

Everything can change of course and JJ is correct about the Left, but today I'm kicking asses.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2016 08:31 AM (4ErVI)

399 Good morning!

What a day, what a morning.

I got about 3 hours of sleep.

And I feel great!

Posted by: Biergood at November 09, 2016 08:31 AM (v8Lx/)

400 320. This is one of the reasons that I really began supporting Trump. He will throw it back at the press, he did throw George Ramos out of a press conference. I am betting he does not change that. White House press conferences will probably be more entertaining that trying to figure out what lie they are pushing today.

Posted by: Picric at November 09, 2016 08:31 AM (lejZg)

401 And i would like to think that four years of white board signs-Well eight, really helped change some minds.

Today's whiteboard sign:

May God protect Trump and Pence and give them the wisdom, strength and courage to unite America and preserve the Republic. God bless America!

Thanks, J.J.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 09, 2016 08:31 AM (tOcW/)

402 I was planning on logging into Facebook for the first time in years to see the wailing.

But nah.

I'm gonna live my life without that crap.

And take a nap.

But mostly live my life without that crap.

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 09, 2016 08:31 AM (gTQoY)

403 I'm watching abc, and Robin Roberts is barely keeping it together. She is literally fighting back tears.

Posted by: Thursby


The menagerie of perverted, deviant scum known as the MSM would not do their jobs properly. In their arrogance, they thought it was in their power to lie to the proles and basically convince them to elect those who would harm them.

And now, everyone just ignores them.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 09, 2016 08:31 AM (dtWKK)

404 As Doocy of FOX just reminded me, Trump is beholden to no one. No one owns him.

Hallelujah. First time ever in my life I can say that about a politician. It's almost literally a miracle election whatever Trump ends up advancing as policy. A true, non-politician outsider with utter independence from classical powers. These things simply don't happen.

It only now dawns on me just how stunning an event this is.

Now I pray he keeps his promises. And that my schadenboner begins its descent.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 09, 2016 08:31 AM (1CroS)

405 Maybe we should look in on Bill Kristol?

Nah. JK. Leave him be.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 09, 2016 08:32 AM (TBVdD)

406
Netanyahu optimistic about Trumps ascent to the White House

PM congratulates Donald Trump on his triumph, describing him as a true friend, expressing confidence that the US-Israeli relationship will be elevated to new heights; world leaders also congratulate Trump, hoping his administration will usher in a climate of peace, stability and cooperation.

I know Netanyahu would have said a similar thing about The FAB, but I think he means it this time

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 08:33 AM (dELE3)

407 Ok, signing off work and the HQ for now. Will try not to be such a lurker.

Stay frosty, morons.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at November 09, 2016 08:33 AM (b2cFu)

408 Bill Kristol

Sobbing in the fetal position.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 08:33 AM (WlGX+)

409 My God! The map! It's so red!!!!

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 08:33 AM (2w7OO)

410 405 And i would like to think that four years of white board signs-Well eight, really helped change some minds.

Today's whiteboard sign:

May God protect Trump and Pence and give them the wisdom, strength and courage to unite America and preserve the Republic. God bless America!

Thanks, J.J.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 09, 2016 08:31 AM (tOcW/)

What? No "Suck it, Hillary"?

This is why it's good you have the whiteboard and not me.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 08:33 AM (0mRoj)

411 Random later in the morning of thoughts in no particular order:

1. I am too old to stay up all night like that and still go to work. *sets up caffeine IV*
2. Welcome to November 9th. I did remind people this day would come.
3. A reminder, forgiveness is only to be extended to those who ask for it and who are sincere in that request.
4. For everyone who said oh oh oh but we can't do anything without the Presidency, the Senate AND the House, here you go. Your move.
5. I fully expect that there will be INSTANT but but but it's only 51 in the Senate, we don't have 60! Mmhmm.
6. Those who need to learn lessons the hardest will be the most public and vocal in refusing to do so.
7. Sending Podesta out like that was utterly, totally and completely classless.
8. I'm shocked that Hillary called to concede. That tells me that there are those in states still counting the ballots who told her that she has no chance.
9. It's 50/50 if we see Hillary today.
10. Podesta was sent out because Hillary was too drunk to appear in public.
11. God bless makeup *uses trowel to apply*


Oh and my promise re: sharing a picture of victory in whipped cream written across The Rack? I shall keep my word on that but it will be after working hours today.

Now, where the hell did I put my pants?

Posted by: alexthechick - yes I will keep my promise at November 09, 2016 08:33 AM (dEQP3)

412 Ben Howe yelling at his toaster.David Frum trying to perform fellatio on himself.George Will trying on a pair of blue jeans.
Posted by: steevy


... Dogs and cats living together... MASS HYSTERIA!

Posted by: P. Venkman at November 09, 2016 08:33 AM (Pz4pT)

413 I need a GIF of the Pris death scene from "Blade Runner." I'm pretty sure there was a version of that playing out in a Manhattan condominium/healthcare facility last night. Eldon Tyrell scene to be replayed shortly w/Podesta standing in.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 09, 2016 08:33 AM (SeD0w)

414 Cartman and tears

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48H34ukFe8g

Posted by: Bruce at November 09, 2016 08:34 AM (8ikIW)

415 Hillary didn't even make a speech to her supporters!

Being FIERCE and shit apparently means you can't take a loss without crying in despair.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2016 08:34 AM (4ErVI)

416 411 Bill Kristol

Sobbing in the fetal position.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 08:33 AM (WlGX+)

Here Bill. Have a bag of dicks. You get a little weepy when you're hungry.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 08:34 AM (0mRoj)

417 Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 08:33 AM (0mRoj)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 09, 2016 08:34 AM (tOcW/)

418 @Amanda Marcotte:
The only explanation is people hate women that much.

Every hammer need a nail I guess.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 09, 2016 08:34 AM (VdICR)

419 The Progressives don't want our forgiveness.

Read Kos this morning. He thinks we are all racist scum, and he's declared war. This is going to be a struggle folks. I'm in no mood to figive Lois Lernor and her ilk either. Fuck that. Prison.

Buckle up.

Posted by: MTF at November 09, 2016 08:34 AM (y+Ufa)

420 As Doocy of FOX just reminded me, Trump is beholden to no one. No one owns him.


EXCEPT the American People

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 08:34 AM (dELE3)

421 PM congratulates Donald Trump on his triumph, describing him as a true friend, expressing confidence that the US-Israeli relationship will be elevated to new heights;

world leaders also congratulate Trump, hoping his administration will usher in a climate of peace, stability and cooperation.




And not retribution, and a balancing of due debts.

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 08:34 AM (2w7OO)

422 Is Redstate going to invoke the Jonestown scenario?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 09, 2016 08:34 AM (TBVdD)

423 I think I'll go out and buy some nice luggage tags and send them to Steffy Stephanopopalamaramadingdong.

Posted by: vivi at November 09, 2016 08:34 AM (11H2y)

424
Hi ho hi ho hi ho hi hooo!

Posted by: The World's Tallest Freaking Munchkin at November 09, 2016 08:35 AM (BO/km)

425 415 Hillary didn't even make a speech to her supporters!

Being FIERCE and shit apparently means you can't take a loss without crying in despair.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2016 08:34 AM (4ErVI)


Grrrrrrl power!

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 08:35 AM (0mRoj)

426 Hey all you Liberals telling me not to gloat.

2008.

2012.

Fk You.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 08:35 AM (WlGX+)

427 It's a new morning in America!!!

Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-irredeemably deplorable,sexist islamaphobe,racist redneck at November 09, 2016 08:35 AM (JNDQi)

428 I didn't support Trump in the primaries but got behind him in the general. And he did something very good for the country. He didn't allow the continuation of the last 8 years of that anti-American, anti-white, anti-Christian, anti-Jewish, anti-cop, anti-military, commie queer.

Dismantle Barrycare on day 1

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 08:36 AM (auHtY)

429 Hallelujah!

Thank you lord for sparing us another Clinton.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnQGs24U1e8

Good Morning, I think I'll be decorating for Christmas early this year

Posted by: spypeach at November 09, 2016 08:36 AM (CktXf)

430 Alex- you're going to get an Indians World Series next year to cap off the victory. I just feel it.

Posted by: MTF at November 09, 2016 08:36 AM (y+Ufa)

431 419 true dat. It will be war from the Swamp and the swampdwellers. I wonder what their reaction will be when they hear "Fuck you. We won."

Posted by: vivi at November 09, 2016 08:36 AM (11H2y)

432 I love Ainsley Earhardt....especially her Southern Accent...Ok I lover her body and face also and she is right wing.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 08:36 AM (dELE3)

433 May God protect Trump and Pence and give them the wisdom, strength and courage to unite America and preserve the Republic. God bless America!
-----------------

Amen again, Fenelon. I'm sure your whiteboard signs touched more people than you'll know.

Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2016 08:36 AM (uHcnA)

434 422 Is Redstate going to invoke the Jonestown scenario?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 09, 2016 08:34 AM (TBVdD)

I was going to say Heaven's Gate. They're already nutless.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 08:36 AM (0mRoj)

435 You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
But if you try sometimes you just might find
You get what you need....

Let it be so.

Have a great day, Horde!

Posted by: Gem at November 09, 2016 08:37 AM (uaHyk)

436 3. A reminder, forgiveness is only to be extended to those who ask for it and who are sincere in that request.



3.b. Point, laugh hysterically. Go on about your life.

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 08:37 AM (2w7OO)

437 Yeah. How shitty was that to throw Sylvester the Cat's brother, Podesta, out there to spout nonsense and leave those supporters hanging when about 10 minutes later she conceded?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 09, 2016 08:37 AM (TBVdD)

438 May God protect Trump and Pence and give them the wisdom, strength and courage to unite America and preserve the Republic. God bless America!
-----------------

Amen again, Fenelon. I'm sure your whiteboard signs touched more people than you'll know.

Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2016 08:36 AM (uHcnA)

yes

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 08:37 AM (dELE3)

439 Across the street from one of the polling paces in a church there was a farm machine with a huge Trump banner-"Trump 2016. No more Bullshit! "They had some man in an Obama mask our front waving -I have no idea why-maybe to remind voters of 8 years of Obama? So even in NJ-which of course went D-there were lots of people fired up for Trump!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 09, 2016 08:37 AM (tOcW/)

440 As Doocy of FOX just reminded me, Trump is beholden to no one. No one owns him.

EXCEPT the American People
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 08:34 AM (dELE3)


I am a firm believer there are decent people who vote for Democrats, because they don't think of this stuff on any deeper level. Many of them are NOT going to believe it when Trump does not genuflect in front of the Republican Party Establishment.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 09, 2016 08:38 AM (Pz4pT)

441 Harold Ford says Hitlery would have won if she'd picked an African American running mate.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 08:38 AM (WlGX+)

442 >>3. A reminder, forgiveness is only to be extended to those who ask for it and who are sincere in that request.


4. For everyone who said oh oh oh but we can't do anything without
the Presidency, the Senate AND the House, here you go. Your move.



YES to these ones in particular!!!!

The "civility" talk, and lectures from hardcore Obama jocksniffers on "what Trump needs to do now...[some variation of continue Obama's work]" have already started.

Yeah.No.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 08:38 AM (NOIQH)

443 Has anyone done a health and welfare check on Beck?

Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2016 08:38 AM (2RVmA)

444 Ok, well let's see.

There is a vacancy on the Supreme Court.

There is the unfortunate falling out between Cruz and the Donald.

They should read ace's article on refriending yesterday. I think it would be awesome if they reconciled and Cruz got appointed.

Just when Sonja Sotomayor thought she could put down her baseball bat, another intelligent conservative with constitutional integrity comes along to cause her to subconsciously recognize what an affirmative action hire she really is.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 09, 2016 08:38 AM (dtWKK)

445 kasich. How does Trumps ass taste? AGAIN.

Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2016 08:38 AM (stTTh)

446 Brexit
Cubs
Donald
??

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 08:38 AM (2w7OO)

447 @Amanda Marcotte:
The only explanation is people hate women that much.
=======================

Why does she hate my neck so much?

Posted by: The Choking Chicken at November 09, 2016 08:38 AM (y+Ufa)

448 WhatWhatWhat, don't be disappointed in me, but I'm having oatmeal.

I've got to ease back into this eating thing slowly, lol.

Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2016 08:38 AM (uHcnA)

449 To the nevertrumpers, to those who could never make the adjustment I had to make when I voted for McCain (Palin made it easier yes) and Romney:

Fuck you. It's our party now. We're in charge and you're not needed.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2016 08:38 AM (4ErVI)

450 Congratulations, Donald Trump. Here's the bare minimum I expect of you:

1) Good Supreme Court picks
2) Repeal Obamacare
3) Real immigration enforcement

He and the Republicans in congress also need to get busy repealing that stupid Motor Voter law that allows for so much Democrat voter fraud. Allow states (like AZ) that want to to require proof of U.S. citizenship to register to vote. And stop the automatic registration bullshit.

And on the immigration enforcement, we need a new federal law that streamlines the deportation process. No more of this "appeal until the illegal aliens wins" crap. That is costing taxpayers billions of dollars, overloading our immigration courts, and it is complete bullshit. Also, put strict limits on the number of "refugees" who can be admitted, and define the term "refugee" to exclude poor foreigners who just come here for dollars (i.e. "economic refugees").

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 09, 2016 08:38 AM (4rh2D)

451 Let Wall Street have its little temper tantrum. Go on assholes show us. Fark all of you.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 08:38 AM (auHtY)

452 Ladies and Gentlemen of the Horde..

I use now a phrase I'd almost forgotten how to say...

GOOD MORNING!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at November 09, 2016 08:39 AM (vyqqu)

453 As her parting shot Hillary gives the finger to her supporters by phoning it in.

Class act there.

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 09, 2016 08:39 AM (R0i94)

454 Oh, and a bag of dicks for Amanda Marcotte too.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 08:39 AM (0mRoj)

455 That collective sighing sound you hear coming from the Middle East?
Yeah, Israel.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 09, 2016 08:39 AM (SeD0w)

456 Cruz to the Court.

Oh my lord, I think I just came.

Posted by: MTF at November 09, 2016 08:39 AM (y+Ufa)

457 I ain't *hic*

No ways drunk

*hic*

I concede.

Posted by: Hilary Clinton at November 09, 2016 08:39 AM (FqgrG)

458 Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2016 08:36 AM (uHcnA)

Thanks. If they stopped too read them. My nice neighbor who is a D voter through and through and was voting for Hilary e-mailed and said he even read most of my signs but he didn't want to get rear ended.!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 09, 2016 08:39 AM (tOcW/)

459 Stuart Varny has a HUGE smile on his face! Fox Business and Cavuto were GREAT last night

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 08:40 AM (dELE3)

460 I've got to ease back into this eating thing slowly, lol.


LOL whatever works! Enjoy!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 08:40 AM (WlGX+)

461 I wonder what Melania will wear to the inauguration.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 09, 2016 08:40 AM (1ctVj)

462 Brexit
Cubs
Donald
??
Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 08:38 AM (2w7OO)


... Christopher Taylor (and a few other fellas around here) finds the woman of his dreams???

Posted by: BurtTC at November 09, 2016 08:41 AM (Pz4pT)

463 It's amazing. Some of these Benedict Arnold's are trying to do their best tap dance this morning. Like they supported Trump all along.

They realize the internet is forever-right?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 09, 2016 08:41 AM (TBVdD)

464 The "civility" talk, and lectures from hardcore Obama jocksniffers on "what Trump needs to do now...[some variation of continue Obama's work]" have already started.

Yeah.No.






Which flows better?

"To paraphrase a great president: Fuck you. We won. Talk to the hand"

Or

"Talk to the hand. To paraphrase a great president: Fuck you. We won"?

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 08:41 AM (2w7OO)

465 I can't wait for Gheraghty's Morning Jolt this morning. The Mea Culpa is going to be epic after the last week of poll lectures.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 09, 2016 08:41 AM (wfDW1)

466 Nevergiveup: "EXCEPT the American People"

As long as he remembers that, he'll be a historic leader.

This is one of the few times I think a politician will actually pursue and successfully advance some of his/our goals.

It really is a small miracle and somewhat shocking - still - that Hillary! The Unindicted Felon received as much support as she has. This is going to be a loooong war against entrenched powers of corruption. Certainly longer than a Trump Administration.

But we have a chance. I'll revel in it for a bit.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 09, 2016 08:41 AM (1CroS)

467 Class act there.

It's going to be very interesting to see what the next 6 months bring for Clinton Inc. Their mouth's have been writing checks their ass' can't cash for a looooong time.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 09, 2016 08:41 AM (SeD0w)

468 JJ great post. You expressed all I was thinking when I woke up this morning to find out that yes indeed miricles do happen. And now the work begins. May God bess and protect DJT and his family and May God bless and protect the USA.

Posted by: small town girl at November 09, 2016 08:41 AM (hTPJO)

469 Oh look, I still have a bag of dicks for Michelle Fields. Hope she can carry it with her good arm.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 08:41 AM (WlGX+)

470 461 Whatever it is I am sure it wont be as trend setting as our current stylish first lady. /s

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2016 08:42 AM (r/0kC)

471 Some snarky class gloating on this one

https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 08:42 AM (NOIQH)

472 Bigly bag of dicks goes to CAC.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 08:42 AM (0mRoj)

473 Oh well, time to go to work, and pretend like I'm not happy about all this.

Really. It's the world in which I operate. Which I can handle.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 09, 2016 08:42 AM (Pz4pT)

474 The "civility" talk, and lectures from hardcore Obama jocksniffers on "what Trump needs to do now...[some variation of continue Obama's work]" have already started.

Yeah.No.






Which flows better?

"To paraphrase a great president: Fuck you. We won. Talk to the hand"

Or

"Talk to the hand. To paraphrase a great president: Fuck you. We won"?
Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 08:41 AM (2w7OO)


Remember what Fredo's first words on that were 8 years ago?

" Elections have Consequences"

Yes, Yes they do

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 08:42 AM (dELE3)

475 It's morning in America.

I don't know how this will go but today it's pretty fun.

Posted by: Lea at November 09, 2016 08:42 AM (vmMMi)

476 What was it finally did for her? "Basket of deplorables"? Doubling down on unvetted Syrians? Emails? Fly on the eyelid in debate#2? Blood and semen spirit cooking? Going down like a sack of potatoes on 9/11?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 09, 2016 08:42 AM (dtWKK)

477 And remember, Georgia is a swing state.

Ha! Hahahaha!

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 09, 2016 08:43 AM (FqgrG)

478 469 Oh look, I still have a bag of dicks for Michelle Fields. Hope she can carry it with her good arm.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 08:41 AM (WlGX+)


Okay, even I laughed at that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 08:43 AM (mbhDw)

479 465 Another person that greatly disappointed me.There are so many.

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2016 08:43 AM (r/0kC)

480 Mona Charen. George Will. All the people at NR and Weekly Standard. I am thinking the lesson here is that YOU were the problem. But-bye!

Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2016 08:43 AM (stTTh)

481 May God bess and protect DJT and his family and May God bless and protect the USA.
Posted by: small town girl at November 09, 2016 08:41 AM (hTPJO)

Yes exactly

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 08:43 AM (dELE3)

482 There are others I'm going to hit in the face with my fully erect cock.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2016 08:29 AM (4ErVI)


**dries tears, perks up**

Maybe a Trump presidency won't be all bad!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 09, 2016 08:43 AM (X6fMO)

483 >>They realize the internet is forever-right?

...unless they pull a Matt Yglesias and "accidentally delete 30K/years of tweets.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 08:43 AM (NOIQH)

484 I wonder what Melania will wear to the inauguration.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 09, 2016 08:40 AM (1ctVj)



We've got a woman again as first lady. Bye bye Aunt Esther and taking your mincing, limp wrist of a husband with you

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 08:43 AM (auHtY)

485 461 I wonder what Melania will wear to the inauguration.

Yep, and Ivanka too (sigh.)

It's going to be the classiest, most luxurious inauguration ever. Believe me. Believe me.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 08:43 AM (WlGX+)

486 HUGS!

Hugs for the horde.

What a night.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 08:43 AM (uF5YV)

487 I wonder what Melania will wear to the inauguration.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 09, 2016 08:40 AM (1ctVj)
----------------

Not an ironing board cover with potholder pockets.

Or a muu-muu.

Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2016 08:43 AM (uHcnA)

488 477 And remember, Georgia is a swing state.

Ha! Hahahaha!
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 09, 2016 08:43 AM (FqgrG)


Swing. As in "schwing." That is to say, SCHLONG.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 08:43 AM (mbhDw)

489 I started the evening yesterday by scanning the news feeds on YouTube to see what the MSM was saying about the election. Universally, even Fox, gave ZERO chance of Trump winning. It was as much a given that Trump would lose as any 'sure thing' that ever existed. They openly and casually discussed the political reality of at least four years of crime and corruption under Clinton and the end of the phenomenon of Trump.

Stupid fucks.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Aware and I WILL NOT COMPLY!) at November 09, 2016 08:43 AM (4ng05)

490 I wonder what Melania will wear to the inauguration.

How cool is that going to be? Have a First Lady who is:
1) Proud of her country
2) Hot



Mostly hot.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 09, 2016 08:43 AM (SeD0w)

491 Glorious! I just wanted to get my $0.02 worth in.

Posted by: Gou Lehrig at November 09, 2016 08:44 AM (B4s9z)

492 Marcus T: "It's amazing. Some of these Benedict Arnold's are trying to do their best tap dance this morning..."

Yeah, the sh*t list stays exactly as it is. A price must be paid or the universe starts to wobble out of balance.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 09, 2016 08:44 AM (1CroS)

493 Paul Krugman's column this morning should not be missed.

"I don't know how we go forward from here."

Insty has the link.

Posted by: Splunge at November 09, 2016 08:44 AM (nl1IL)

494 The Clinton gravy train just derailed.

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 09, 2016 08:44 AM (R0i94)

495 449 To the nevertrumpers, to those who could never make the adjustment I had to make when I voted for McCain (Palin made it easier yes) and Romney:

Fuck you. It's our party now. We're in charge and you're not needed.




Etch that in stone.

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 08:44 AM (2w7OO)

496 The press is already preparing Melania-bashing articles.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 08:44 AM (mBYZv)

497


Shock Rocker Marilyn Manson Beheads Donald Trump in New Video

Released on election day to boot! Great timing, Mr. Manson!


truthrevolt.org


Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 08:44 AM (qCMvj)

498 I would think that if Evangelicals come over to Trump because of his stand on partial birth abortion, more came over to learn that her campaign manager was attending some gatherings that sounded Satanic.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 09, 2016 08:44 AM (tOcW/)

499 The maples called. They said my schadenboner's just too lofty, and it grabs up all the light.

I told them they're just going to have to be happy in their shade for a while.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 08:45 AM (WlGX+)

500 @472 to be fair CAC was right that a Republican needs to win PA.

Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2016 08:45 AM (stTTh)

501 >>Fox Business and Cavuto were GREAT last night

Mostly.

Really enjoyed Lou Dobbs. I don't watch any news shoes, so I was pleasantly surprised.

Cavuto was really really surprised that Trump was winning and had a chance. Kept saying upset 'n stuff.

So many different things had to go our way.

Word of the day:

Whew.

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 09, 2016 08:45 AM (gTQoY)

502 Bulletproof, Don'tcha Know- a limerick


This morning we all have a feeling
That Hillary's stumbling and reeling
But it's not like you thunk
The woman ain't drunk
She bounced off the Plexiglass ceiling!

Posted by: Muldoon at November 09, 2016 08:45 AM (wPiJc)

503 468 JJ great post. You expressed all I was thinking when I woke up this morning to find out that yes indeed miricles do happen. And now the work begins. May God bess and protect DJT and his family and May God bless and protect the USA.
Posted by: small town girl at November 09, 2016 08:41 AM (hTPJO)


Thanks. And you are so right. The journey back from 100 years begins with a single step - and that first step was last night.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 08:45 AM (mbhDw)

504 Has anyone done a health and welfare check on Beck?





Who cares?

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 08:45 AM (2w7OO)

505 I spent last night and this morning studiously ignoring the news. I was convinced the witch was going to pull it off, dragged over the finish line by the media. The first inkling I has that maybe the worst hadn't actually happened was when I saw the google homepage had...nothing. If the FAB had won I have no doubt there would have been a 'FIRST VAGINA-AMERICAN TO WIN PRESIDENCY GLASSCEILINGBROKENOMAGAWDIJUSTCAME' doodle. First stop, Ace O' Spades and I got the good news. The relief is indescribable.

Posted by: J. Random Dudde at November 09, 2016 08:45 AM (C9lNt)

506 America to the Progressives: The Thrill Is Gone.

Oh, and War!

Posted by: MTF at November 09, 2016 08:45 AM (y+Ufa)

507 What a night.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 08:43 AM (uF5YV)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3g0dNzzQcXA

Oh what a night!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 08:45 AM (dELE3)

508 And remember, Georgia is a swing state.

Ha! Hahahaha!




And Texas leans blue.

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 08:45 AM (2w7OO)

509 Can I just say, I'm sorry everybody for NV, my hubby and I did our part, and it wasn't enough, I'm getting the hell out of this state!

Posted by: lousagirl at November 09, 2016 08:45 AM (9plvG)

510 And yeah one of the great benefits to us is that we once again will have a beautiful, fashionable, intelligent and gracious first lady.

Posted by: small town girl at November 09, 2016 08:46 AM (hTPJO)

511 Paul Krugman's column this morning should not be missed.

"I don't know how we go forward from here."

Insty has the link.
Posted by: Splunge at November 09, 2016 08:44 AM (nl1IL)



If Krugman can't go forward, do us a favor and don't

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 08:46 AM (auHtY)

512
Congratulations, Everyone Here In My AoS Family!

Thank You for perservering and ignoring the critics, the cranks, the crybullies, and experts who dont now shit.

We Did It.

We Won.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 08:46 AM (suql3)

513 Just learned Trump wins. The witch is dead!!!

Now I pray that God gives Trump the wisdom to lead our Country in the right direction.


Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 09, 2016 08:46 AM (oOYbM)

514 There are others I'm going to hit in the face with my fully erect cock.

I'm hoping that you don't mistake me for a leftist. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 09, 2016 08:46 AM (tOcW/)

515 That was exactly how it happened.



But damn if it wasn't a nervous night when the Broward returns came
in. I'd seen the Pinellas and Brevard results all day, knowing he
should take Florida. But Broward scared the crap out of me.



Once FL, NC, and OH were locked in, seeing the lead in WI, MI, and
PA made a win a virtual lock. The odds of losing all three were very
small. And damn if VA didn't almost make it an early night. No one
expected that.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 09, 2016 08:10 AM (wfDW1)

====================
LOL - you sound like Professor Henry Higgins in My Fair Lady!
Henry: Now, wait! Now, wait!

Give credit where it's due, A lot of the glory goes to you.Pickering: But you're the one who did it,

Who did it, who did it! As sturdy as Gibraltar,

Not a second did you falter. There's no doubt about it,

You did it!

I must have aged a year tonight.

At times I thought I'd die of fright.

Never was there a momentary lullHenry: Shortly after we came in I saw at once we'd easily win;

And after that I found it deadly dull.
Read more: My Fair Lady - You Did It Lyrics | MetroLyrics

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 08:46 AM (tHwdc)

516 Well, looks like a 2 coffee morning here in Texas.

With extra pudding.

Frankly, I'm thrilled. First Brexit, now Clexit...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2016 08:46 AM (C9pBZ)

517 What Trump needs to do...

First, eliminate the job protections of federal workers so that he can purge and clean house immediately at all agencies.

Change election laws so that any state can have early, mail-in, internet or any other type of voting they want, except for federal elections. All federal elections need to be held in person, on election day.

Hire only people who supported him from the beginning. No "coalition building" or "bringing together" bullshit. Completely block out democrats and traitor republicans.

Posted by: jwest at November 09, 2016 08:47 AM (Zs4uk)

518 Democrats opened their kimono under ObAma and displayed they were out to rule, coerce, subvert to law and punish the American people to invoke their willl. It was a go for broke strategy that removed the veil. They thought they would be in power long enough to make sure their regime was not removed and was a yoke around the people's neck, especially with the Court.

That alone is going to finish them with voters for a long time when Trump starts to turn this around.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 09, 2016 08:47 AM (TBVdD)

519 Not an ironing board cover with potholder pockets.
_________________

LOL. Yeah, what was that thing? I still think granny just forgot to change out of her bathrobe that day before leaving the house. That happens when you're old and senile and brain-damaged.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 09, 2016 08:47 AM (4rh2D)

520 461
I wonder what Melania will wear to the inauguration.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 09, 2016 08:40 AM (1ctVj)

You can bet it will not be one of those $10,000 potato sacks that Choomess used to wear.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 08:47 AM (mpXpK)

521 Hallelujah!



Thank you lord for sparing us another Clinton.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnQGs24U1e8



Good Morning, I think I'll be decorating for Christmas early this year

Posted by: spypeach

Oh man, that song makes me cry. My dads favorite

Posted by: Bruce at November 09, 2016 08:47 AM (8ikIW)

522 493 Paul Krugman's column this morning should not be missed.

"I don't know how we go forward from here."

Insty has the link.
Posted by: Splunge at November 09, 2016 08:44 AM (nl1IL)



Here's an idea, Paul:

SURRENDER. Admit that everything you believe in and support is flat out wrong. Grovel when you say it, show contrition and spend the rest of your life working to atone for your sins and the damage you caused by your writings and works.

How about that, Paul?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 08:47 AM (mbhDw)

523 Paul Krugman's column this morning should not be missed.

"I don't know how we go forward from here."




You don't Paul. Remember.
Down the street. Not across the tracks.

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 08:47 AM (2w7OO)

524 Yeah, seemed like a GREAT idea to slow walk that CGI Investigation, didn't it? Now Trump's DOJ will presumably, get a bite at that apple. Please, oh please...

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 09, 2016 08:47 AM (SeD0w)

525 509 Can I just say, I'm sorry everybody for NV, my hubby and I did our part, and it wasn't enough, I'm getting the hell out of this state!

There's a high likelihood we'll be moving to CO in a year or two. I was really hoping against hope CO would go red.

But it's still far, far less blue than where we are (NY)

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 08:47 AM (WlGX+)

526 Hate to say it, but I have this gut feeling Hill will be sworn into office in January.
I know the numbers weren't in her favor, but she caved faster than I thought. I can't imagine TFG, the Dem base (rioters and assorted shit-stirrers her donor class, especially the old Nazi collaborator, will be thrilled with the result.
Makes you wonder if she conceded on the notion there will be some fuckery down the road when the Electors meet.


Posted by: Dirk Steed at November 09, 2016 08:47 AM (x7hKH)

527 >>This morning we all have a feeling

That Hillary's stumbling and reeling

But it's not like you thunk

The woman ain't drunk

She bounced off the Plexiglass ceiling!



Muldoon does it again!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 08:47 AM (NOIQH)

528 500 @472 to be fair CAC was right that a Republican needs to win PA.

Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2016 08:45 AM (stTTh)

He sold out. Literally. And shat on the people that helped him along the way. So, XXL bag of dicks for him.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 08:48 AM (0mRoj)

529 So if she actually calls Trump, will he offer to buy her fireworks for half-price?


>>I wonder what Melania will wear to the inauguration.

We may never know because all of a sudden every magazine out there will stay away from political figures.

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 09, 2016 08:48 AM (gTQoY)

530 Andrew Breitbart is smiling today

Even after all these years he is still a huge part of this Victory

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 08:48 AM (dELE3)

531 In 1 hour and 15 mnutes I will hear Glenn Beck cry and lie and cry.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 08:48 AM (suql3)

532 Open Letter to the "hacker" that shut down the Democratic Underground site:

I haven't been able to fully savor my schadenboner without seeing DU melt down in despair. Please fix their site.

PS: Schadenboner has lasted WAY more than 4 hours, and I'm willing to risk permanent injury to ride it longer.

Posted by: Grimaldi at November 09, 2016 08:48 AM (FVYNb)

533 I'm thankful Hillary lost and hopefully this puts the last nail in that wretched family. Also, a repudiation of the Obama years. That warms my heart. BUT, its going to be a very bumpy ride. I'm a pessimist so I have a wait and see with Trump. Still not a fan but I appreciate the "Brick Thru The Window of the Ruling Class" aspect of him. Maybe NOW they'll listen (looking at the GOPs direction).

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 09, 2016 08:49 AM (YNrl7)

534 455 That collective sighing sound you hear coming from the Middle East?
Yeah, Israel.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 09, 2016 08:39 AM (SeD0w)


And probably Putin too. Yeah he's a tricky, slick fellow but that bellicose anti-Russian stuff coming out of the Clinton campaign was alarming in the extreme. How we were going to have even decent relations with them with her in charge after all that talk was a mystery.

Time to work with Vlad to shore up Syria and destroy ISIS. That means keeping Assad in charge. On a long list of shitty options, he's the best choice. Even for Israel. He's a dictator but he's fairly incompetent so it's a win win all around.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2016 08:49 AM (4ErVI)

535 530 Andrew Breitbart is smiling today

Even after all these years he is still a huge part of this Victory
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 08:48 AM (dELE3)



The specter of that Weiner presser looms large. Not the sole factor but I think it was one. Oh, how I wish he and Scalia could be here.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 08:49 AM (mbhDw)

536
As a I request maybe we can have a lamentations of the left thread. It would be nice to watch all of the MFM bitch cry and whine.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 08:49 AM (auHtY)

537 472
Bigly bag of dicks goes to CAC.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 08:42 AM (0mRoj)


I asked yesterday and nobody ever answered. What is the deal with CAC?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 08:49 AM (mpXpK)

538 Does this increase the odds of CALEXIT??

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 09, 2016 08:49 AM (VshVW)

539 I can't believe that Hillary sent Podesta out there to send her supporters home. What a coward, they waited there for hours and she couldn't bother to come out and thank them.

Also, are they ever going to call MI, AZ and NH?

Posted by: spypeach at November 09, 2016 08:49 AM (CktXf)

540

Morning Joe guest: "How many people are afraid right now?" Then they pan audience, a few claps.

Afraid of Trump.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 08:49 AM (qCMvj)

541 Oh, and at the end of the night, I watched the Fox coverage because I was certain that the other would be worse. Fox was bad. MeAgain, as has become tradition, related everything back to her and Juan Williams was off the freaking wall. He was embarrassing himself every stinking time he opened his mouth. And except for an occasional mention of WikiLeaks - not a single thing about what WikiLeaks revealed about the revolting machinations of our ruling elite and the Clinton crime syndicate.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Aware and I WILL NOT COMPLY!) at November 09, 2016 08:49 AM (4ng05)

542 Hillary finally made that 3 AM phone call?

Posted by: Blanco at November 09, 2016 08:49 AM (tGBt6)

543 Oh, sweet fancy Moses on toast: they must have sent out talking points instructing the MSM to list out "who is afraid this morning" - muslims, women, parents whose kids are bullied.

MeAgain was doing this shtick last night, now it's rolling on Morning Joe.
Quick - get me a safe space from The Donald!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 08:49 AM (NOIQH)

544 I realize Trump isn't everyone's cup of tea. Still, that's part of the schadenfreude watching the left.

The left basically run on envy. And here is this guy who has led a charmed life, and he's not even properly contrite and self loathing about being a successful white heterosexual male. He's proud and arrogant, and he always wins, and he won again.

Think how much that spectacle must drive them insane. They simply do not get the idea of wishing someone well whom fortune has smiled upon. They have bitter, shriveled little souls, being in the presence of success and happiness causes them to crumple like a vampire in sunlight. Such a person as the Donald drives them absolutely nuts. They would rather be surrounded by humble, dependent Syrian terrorists refugees.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 09, 2016 08:49 AM (dtWKK)

545 Has Bitch McConnell vowed to reach across the isle yet? Work with Democrats, don knee pads and continue blowing the Mandarins?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 09, 2016 08:50 AM (SeD0w)

546 477
And remember, Georgia is a swing state.



Ha! Hahahaha!

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 09, 2016 08:43 AM (FqgrG)

Yeah, I threw the BS flag on that one right away.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 08:50 AM (mpXpK)

547 Which sacks? Is that the doorknobs or the bars of soap?

Is there really that big of a difference?

Posted by: GMan at November 09, 2016 08:50 AM (sxq57)

548 539
Also, are they ever going to call MI, AZ and NH?
Posted by: spypeach at November 09, 2016 08:49 AM (CktXf)


Probably not. The humiliation for Trump to have well over 300 EV's will not be allowed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 08:50 AM (mbhDw)

549 Just imagine what it will be like to have class back in the White House alone. Oh yeah and a president who wil light the Christmas Tree and be at the Easter Egg hunt.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 09, 2016 08:50 AM (TBVdD)

550 I asked yesterday and nobody ever answered. What is the deal with CAC?
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 08:49 AM (mpXpK)

Bing Brandon Finnigan New York Times and read the interview.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 08:50 AM (0mRoj)

551 @528. Which makes it all the better that Trump won PA.

Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2016 08:50 AM (stTTh)

552 542 Hillary finally made that 3 AM phone call?
Posted by: Blanco at November 09, 2016 08:49 AM (tGBt6)


Another thread winner candidate!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 08:51 AM (mbhDw)

553 The 2016 Schadenfreude will need many years of cellaring. The full-bodied, dense, compelling richness and length, and gobs of salty tears all point to a monumental vintage which will be savored for years.

Posted by: Robert Parker at November 09, 2016 08:51 AM (nl1IL)

554 What Trump needs to do...

First, eliminate the job protections of federal workers so that he can purge and clean house immediately at all agencies.
____________________

He'd need congress to repeal or revise the Civil Service Reform Act for that.

But he could, and should, reverse JFK's Executive Order No. 10988, which gave federal employees the right to unionize.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 09, 2016 08:51 AM (4rh2D)

555 If Trump does stop illegal immigration, presidential elections need not be that close again.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 08:51 AM (mBYZv)

556

Family calls already coming in here at my home. My family all voted for Trump. Cheer. "Turn to CNN! Turn to MSNBC!" Me: "Are you kidding, I recorded Morning Joe!" lol

2 hours sleep. But, it's worth it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 08:52 AM (qCMvj)

557 525 What, I can tell you, NV was such a cool state when I moved here, very independent minded, and no state tax, but I've seen it go to Hell in a hand basket!!
I got to leave, hubby agrees

Posted by: lousagirl at November 09, 2016 08:52 AM (9plvG)

558 549 Just imagine what it will be like to have class back in the White House alone. Oh yeah and a president who wil light the Christmas Tree and be at the Easter Egg hunt.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 09, 2016 08:50 AM (TBVdD)


Restoration of Churchill's bust, tossing of Anita Dunn's Mao Christmas ornament and several tanker trucks of disinfectant.

And in all seriousness, I would check the Oval Office for wiretaps.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 08:52 AM (mbhDw)

559 It's a Good First Step- a limerick

If I said what I thought, they would bleep it
But I'm happy. The moon? I could leap it.
The election results?
Old Ben Franklin exults
A republic, perhaps we can keep it.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 09, 2016 08:52 AM (wPiJc)

560 Have the celebutards started packing their bags yet. If so, I feel really sorry for Canada. But then again look at what they elected.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 08:52 AM (auHtY)

561 I woke up this morning with an empty bottle of Bourbon and Ho-Ho wrappers. What does that mean?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 09, 2016 08:52 AM (TBVdD)

562 I'm going to get ready to go to Mass to offer thanksgiving to God for the outcome of this election. I will see you all later.

Thanks, JJ, for the good post.

Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2016 08:52 AM (uHcnA)

563 PS: Schadenboner has lasted WAY more than 4 hours, and I'm willing to risk permanent injury to ride it longer.




Um, PHRASING!!

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 08:52 AM (2w7OO)

564 Congratulations to Hillary Clinton, for wasting over 100 million of george soros' money.

Posted by: rusty shacklefjord at November 09, 2016 08:53 AM (pHVJG)

565 Hillary has more votes than Trump! This election was rigged! The electoral college is a plot by the white patriarchy to crush minority rights!

Posted by: Dem false flag attempt at November 09, 2016 08:53 AM (DFy/C)

566 Has Vox gone full Jim Jones yet?

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 09, 2016 08:53 AM (FqgrG)

567 I asked yesterday and nobody ever answered. What is the deal with CAC?


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 08:49 AM (mpXpK)


I think it was because he was featured in a NYT article and, in not so many words, sneered that Trump voters were animated only by racism.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2016 08:53 AM (X6fMO)

568
Did Trump get more pop. votes than obama??

Also: I highly doubt, when everything is counted, he'll lose the pop. vote.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 08:53 AM (suql3)

569 Morning Joe guest: "How many people are afraid right now?"

Damned Trigglypuffs are afraid of their own shadows. Pitiful.

Posted by: The Duke of Mish at November 09, 2016 08:53 AM (Tyii7)

570
Just imagine the raging stroke out the Beast must have had and the hissy fit Barry threw.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 08:53 AM (auHtY)

571 Oh, sweet fancy Moses on toast: they must have sent out talking points instructing the MSM to list out "who is afraid this morning" - muslims, women, parents whose kids are bullied.

WARNING TO ALL WOMEN: HORDES OF ROVING TRUMP SUPPORTERS TO GO ON PUSSY GRABBING RAMPAGE.

Posted by: MSM at November 09, 2016 08:53 AM (dtWKK)

572
Than obama in 2008 I mean.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 08:54 AM (suql3)

573 No TV here. Listened to it on the radio and the Internet. So missed the raw liberal tears.

Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2016 08:54 AM (2RVmA)

574 Anna Wintour, Huma Abedin, Diane von Furstenberg. Ahem.
I feel a tiny bit of schadenfreude, here.

Posted by: m at November 09, 2016 08:54 AM (/4GEs)

575 Yeah JJ. I think they should burn some of the sheets and fumigate the place based on some of the people who have slept there.

Oh yeah and get Michelle's mother to the retirement home already. Maybe sign her up for Obamacare.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 09, 2016 08:54 AM (TBVdD)

576 I love that he won. I think it's worth noting the institutions that were trying to destroy him still are. It'll be amusing watching the media try to put smoke back in the bottle and remember how to be journalists again, after 8 years of p.r. work.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 09, 2016 08:54 AM (SeD0w)

577 >>>>I started the evening yesterday by scanning the news feeds on YouTube to
see what the MSM was saying about the election. Universally, even Fox,
gave ZERO chance of Trump winning. It was as much a given that Trump
would lose as any 'sure thing' that ever existed. They openly and
casually discussed the political reality of at least four years of crime
and corruption under Clinton and the end of the phenomenon of Trump.



Stupid fucks.
.
.
.
.As recently as three weeks ago leftist pundits were salivating over what they thought was the very real possibility to them that hillary would win and the Dems would not only get the Senate but would narrowly take back the House as well.

They listened to their own pollsters and got bit in the ass big time.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 09, 2016 08:54 AM (iONHu)

578 Just imagine what it will be like to have class back in the White House alone. Oh yeah and a president who wil light the Christmas Tree and be at the Easter Egg hunt.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 09, 2016 08:50 AM (TBVdD)

And not have pics of Che and Mao hanging from the tree

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 08:55 AM (dELE3)

579 My most fervent hope out of a Trump presidency is the end of perpetual war.

We passed enough eight years ago.

Eight years of a president who won the Nobel Peace prize for doing nothing and then kept us engaged in low intensity conflicts for the entire time.

Plus - Hillary destroyed an entire country. Her one accomplishment.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Aware and I WILL NOT COMPLY!) at November 09, 2016 08:55 AM (4ng05)

580 I'm only pissed off that it got that far.

Every safeguard built into the government so that traitors, criminals would be prosecuted under Law have been shown to be illusory.

It took the people to serve a measure of justice. Not even the Party took part in this.

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at November 09, 2016 08:55 AM (SAn+a)

581

The Great Repudiation

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 08:55 AM (suql3)

582 551 @528. Which makes it all the better that Trump won PA.


First time since 1988. I never thought I'd see my former homestead go Republican again. I'm pleasantly surprised.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 09, 2016 08:55 AM (YNrl7)

583 WARNING TO ALL WOMEN: HORDES OF ROVING TRUMP SUPPORTERS TO GO ON PUSSY GRABBING RAMPAGE.
Posted by: MSM

You forgot, GO COMMANDO

Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2016 08:55 AM (2RVmA)

584 Just how many dicks are in a bag?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Shep at November 09, 2016 08:55 AM (DMUuz)

585 As a public service, all television stations should show, every 5 minutes today, a placard reading "Trigger warning, bitches!"

A pretend-fearful public, that exists only in the media's imagination, demands no less.

Posted by: Splunge at November 09, 2016 08:56 AM (nl1IL)

586 4 states still outstanding. Once those are counted I have no doubt he will get the popular vote.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 09, 2016 08:56 AM (TBVdD)

587 Trump has both the House and Senate. I think first thing he needs to do is name his replacement for Scalia and get that done asap.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 09, 2016 08:56 AM (oOYbM)

588 These asses on cnn & morning Joe, ummmmmmm you don't get to decide what President Trump does, mkay!

Posted by: lousagirl at November 09, 2016 08:56 AM (9plvG)

589
Imagine the bender the Beast is on now.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 08:57 AM (auHtY)

590 Re: Hillary didn't even make a speech to her supporters

Just more proof of the person she is. Shame her groupies, the same ones she only needed to use for her personal wants, don't have the ability to see it even now.

Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at November 09, 2016 08:57 AM (x4zgf)

591 Few human qualities are so attractive and appealing as pretending to be afraid of Donald Trump.

Posted by: Splunge at November 09, 2016 08:57 AM (nl1IL)

592 Did I say Barack Obama made me a better man? I'm sorry. I misspoke. I meant Donald Trump.

Here. Have a Teddy Bear.




Am I in again?

Posted by: Blenn Geck at November 09, 2016 08:57 AM (1CroS)

593 ...forgiveness...

I can forgive but I can't forget.
Progressives and other lowlifes don't want forgiveness. They want people to forget.

Posted by: OK at November 09, 2016 08:57 AM (8cftc)

594 Did anybody bother to send a truckload of Kaboom to the Hillary campaign headquarters? It's the polite thing to do.

Posted by: Corona at November 09, 2016 08:57 AM (xVq5B)

595 Andrew Breitbart.

This one is for you. We couldn't have managed this if you hadn't shown us the way. Cheers!

Posted by: MTF at November 09, 2016 08:58 AM (y+Ufa)

596 What, no "Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead" clip?

Posted by: Darles Chickens at November 09, 2016 08:58 AM (rkIFo)

597 I grabbed the panhandle and keystone state by the pussy!

Posted by: Donald at November 09, 2016 08:58 AM (FqgrG)

598 I just saw this on Drudge and lurfed my ass off. Pardon if it's a repeat.

Silicon Sultans Shit Themselves...

Posted by: The Duke of Mish at November 09, 2016 08:58 AM (Tyii7)

599 You know, at first I was concerned about that popular vote. Then, I realized the poetic justice of the most crooked conniving politician to curse the US getting screwed by the Electoral College.

She had everything going her way EXCEPT the one thing that mattered, and they couldn't drag her over the finish line.

Donald Trump could go golfing for the next four years, he's already the best president of my lifetime.

Posted by: GrapeDrink at November 09, 2016 08:58 AM (dqfqQ)

600 I must stop giggling. I feel like I'm jinxing myself.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 09, 2016 08:58 AM (dtWKK)

601 Just how many dicks are in a bag?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Shep at November 09, 2016 08:55 AM (DMUuz)

That produced a coffee spray.

Posted by: BignJames at November 09, 2016 08:58 AM (x9c8r)

602 I am going to drown in the tears of everyone around me today as I joyfully drink. Tasty, tasty tears.

My schadenboner will last for weeks, maybe months.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 09, 2016 08:58 AM (EZebt)

603


Im gonna miss all the

Walgreens Poll has Clinton +4 in AZ

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 08:58 AM (suql3)

604 I think first thing he needs to do is name his replacement for Scalia and get that done asap.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 09, 2016 08:56 AM (oOYbM)

Yes but at the same time get out that pen to REVOKE all them Executive Actions!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 08:59 AM (dELE3)

605 The Nobel Committee should be meeting to get Trump his medal soon.

Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2016 08:59 AM (2RVmA)

606
The polls were wrong??

No, the polls weren't wrong, they were Lies.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 08:59 AM (suql3)

607 and he's not even properly contrite "

This needs to be shouted from rooftops.

Had just one single, tiny bit from CGI or WikiL impacted JEB! or any other GOPe'r, they'd have been kissing her royal arse.

Good on him.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2016 09:00 AM (C9pBZ)

608 Huma: Hillary, you have to get up and make a speech.
Hillary: Wha? Huma? Rub my feet!
Huma (rubbing):Hillary, please, you have to say something to all those people who worked so hard for you!
Hillary: (slaps hand on bedclothes) At this point, what difference does it make?

Posted by: Splunge at November 09, 2016 09:00 AM (nl1IL)

609 Hillary will speak at 9:30 today....I may yet get my seizure during concession speech.




Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 09:00 AM (NOIQH)

610 OK, a quick aside: I bet Baron Trump is thinking " Wow, just think of all the Pussy I am going to get now!"

LMAO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 09:01 AM (dELE3)

611 If I said what I thought, they would bleep it
But I'm happy. The moon? I could leap it.
The election results?
Old Ben Franklin exults
A republic, perhaps we can keep it. .

=======================

Beautiful, Muldoon. Thanks for that!

Posted by: MTF at November 09, 2016 09:01 AM (y+Ufa)

612 Just to bring me back down to earth. NC governor lost, but the good news is if I am really in a hurry to go to the bathroom, I can just pick the closer of the two with no fear.

Posted by: Picric at November 09, 2016 09:01 AM (lejZg)

613 The libs wailing ... ne'er sweet a sound.

Tough to resist the temptation, after eight years of 'elections have consequences' and 'get in the back seat', but our call is to be better than them....

Posted by: socalcon at November 09, 2016 09:01 AM (UXScn)

614 Now that the GOP has the house and the senate, and there's a new sheriff in town, we'd better see some swamp draining, STAT. Trey Gowdy for Atty Gen, Rudy Giuliani for Homeland Security, Alan West of Sec Def, Ben Carson for Surgeon General.

Posted by: vivi at November 09, 2016 09:01 AM (11H2y)

615 This election did not solve any problems. But it sure highlighted several.

Posted by: Semper Why at November 09, 2016 09:01 AM (SIO61)

616 550 Bing Brandon Finnigan New York Times and read the interview.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 08:50 AM (0mRoj)

All I can get is a bunch of hits about a baseball player with that name. Give me a short description about it.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 09:01 AM (mpXpK)

617 Old Ben Franklin exults
A republic, perhaps we can keep it. . "

*salutes*

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2016 09:02 AM (C9pBZ)

618 I think the suicide in going to enjoy watching is the media.

Those people have destroyed and divided our country. They have lied, cheated and undermined the First Amendment and used it as subterfuge.

May they and their companies burn slowly.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 09, 2016 09:02 AM (TBVdD)

619 and remove the press credentials for the MSM. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: vivi at November 09, 2016 09:02 AM (11H2y)

620 Reminder to those touting the popular vote:

The Founders designed things to keep the New York of the time and the California of the future from being able to repeatedly take the rest of the country over a cliff.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 09, 2016 09:02 AM (nyTyw)

621 Reminder to those touting the popular vote:

The Founders designed things to keep the New York of the time and the California of the future from being able to repeatedly take the rest of the country over a cliff.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 09, 2016 09:02 AM (nyTyw)


In many respects it was a stroke of genius

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 09:03 AM (dELE3)

622 567 I think it was because he was featured in a NYT
article and, in not so many words, sneered that Trump voters were
animated only by racism.



Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2016 08:53 AM (X6fMO)

OK, that will give me something else to search with.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 09:03 AM (mpXpK)

623 Ok CNN, Hillary sucks for not coming out to speak to her supporters, scumbag move

Posted by: lousagirl at November 09, 2016 09:03 AM (9plvG)

624 The worst part of the past 8 years was the spectacle of seeing people vote for a cadre of politicians who acted to harm or destroy them, who couldn't wait to be rid of them demographically, kind of like France and Germany.

Like watching an abused girlfriend of a sadistic, narcissistic sociopath who doesn't see that she needs to leave him. Well, she finally gave him a well deserved kick in the nuts, and left him.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 09, 2016 09:03 AM (dtWKK)

625 In terms of the long war, this is victory in a single battle. I hope the Trump administration governs well and wisely.

As for priorities, my preference is DRAIN THE FUCKING SWAMP.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 09, 2016 09:03 AM (97XyN)

626 Our future problems are solving themselves. Next time, several blue states will be too stoned to vote.

Posted by: Splunge at November 09, 2016 09:03 AM (nl1IL)

627 So, indictment for Lois Lerner?

Posted by: vivi at November 09, 2016 09:03 AM (11H2y)

628 Good morning fellow deplorables.

I was up late last night, until Podesta announced the fight would continue.

And knowing Hillary, I fully expected it to.

Lo and Behold!

Posted by: davidt at November 09, 2016 09:03 AM (XoldI)

629 "Barack Obama"

...has unmasked the progressives and other perverts. Obama inspired decent people to arm themselves and store as much food and ammunition as they could afford. Obama inspired decent people to avoid liars and to seek out other decent people.

In the end Obama has caused more good things in the US than GHWB and GWB combined.

Posted by: OK at November 09, 2016 09:04 AM (8cftc)

630 The Nobel Committee should be meeting to get Trump his medal soon.
________________

Yes, they gave Obama a Nobel Prize for having brown skin, so they should grant our first orange-skinned president the same honor.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 09, 2016 09:04 AM (4rh2D)

631 Hillary's legacy.

Couldn't bring it home against the skinny black kid who had - a speech.

Couldn't close the deal against DJ Trump.

Oh, and Ambassador Stevens unavailable to comment.

Slink off to Chappaqua now, dearie.

Posted by: Pussy Galore at November 09, 2016 09:04 AM (GdgAM)

632 Ok CNN, Hillary sucks for not coming out to speak to her supporters, scumbag move
Posted by: lousagirl at November 09, 2016 09:03 AM (9plvG)

Well she is a scumbag and after all, someone had to start burning all them Clinton Foundation papers last night

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 09:04 AM (dELE3)

633 'What, no "Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead" clip?'


I've got in on a loop in my head.

Posted by: The World's Tallest Freaking Munchkin at November 09, 2016 09:04 AM (BO/km)

634 Schadenboner is fully erect this morning

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2016 09:04 AM (voOPb)

635 I'm going to enjoy Trump not going on MeAgain's show whatever network it ends up being.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 09, 2016 09:04 AM (1CroS)

636 My opinion of Trump hasn't changed but if all he accomplishes is preventing Hillary from being President, he has done more to give us a chance save this country than just about anyone.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 09, 2016 09:04 AM (oOYbM)

637 So are we gonna get The Stash for State! PLEASE

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 09:04 AM (dELE3)

638 but our call is to be better than them....

+++

No. Hillary still needs to be locked up, along with many of her minions.

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at November 09, 2016 09:05 AM (SAn+a)

639 Yeah the press was already crying last night the president elect needs to respect the "First Amendment" which they confuse with themselves.


I hope he puts them in an old station wagon to follow him around.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 09, 2016 09:05 AM (TBVdD)

640 so they should grant our first orange-skinned president the same honor."

It'd be HUUUUGE!

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2016 09:05 AM (C9pBZ)

641 So ... who's head hurts worse than mine ?

Anybody ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 09, 2016 09:05 AM (fiGNd)

642 Empress - we can only say "We're not worthy".

Posted by: An Observation at November 09, 2016 09:05 AM (1WYLC)

643 So, indictment for Lois Lerner?

THIS.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 09, 2016 09:05 AM (nyTyw)

644 My opinion of Trump hasn't changed but if all he accomplishes is preventing Hillary from being President, he has done more to give us a chance save this country than just about anyone.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 09, 2016 09:04 AM (oOYbM)

THAT's all I ever asked for and The Court

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 09:05 AM (dELE3)

645 I really did like CAC but he went a bridge to far in the NYT article.

It came down to the fact that he thought we were racists for voting for Trump.

I was truly offended by that statement.

Posted by: mpfs, DeplorableFishstick at November 09, 2016 09:05 AM (EOK/M)

646 He's killed the Bush's and the Clinton's.

For that alone he should be saluted.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 09, 2016 09:05 AM (SLk8c)

647 "No matter who you vote for you get a politician"...Not this time!

Posted by: 2nd Comment in years at November 09, 2016 09:06 AM (thvgm)

648 but our call is to be better than them.... "

Pretty low bar there, bunky.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2016 09:06 AM (C9pBZ)

649 So, indictment for Lois Lerner?

THIS.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 09, 2016 09:05 AM (nyTyw)

YES. i would even let The FAB walk if she and hers just GO AWAY...But I want Lerner and Kostigsan

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 09:06 AM (dELE3)

650 As difficult as this must be for the libs, it has to be ten-fold for the #nevertrumpers.

Ain't life just a bitch, sometimes.

Posted by: socalcon at November 09, 2016 09:07 AM (UXScn)

651 So, is there smoke swirling above the Departments of State and Justice yet.

Posted by: dissent555 at November 09, 2016 09:07 AM (GdgAM)

652 Many random thoughts, because I got about 3 hours of sleep:

1. The tears...the sweet, sweet hippy tears...

2. New meme: RUSSIA. This was all the doing of the RUSSIANS and note how enthusiastic the RUSSIANS are about Trump's victory.

3. Nigel Farage has to be the third happiest man on the planet today because Brexit gave people hope.

4. The fact that Hillary and her advisors are in seclusion should scare us. They will use any means, fair or foul, to get what they want.

5. Did I mention the tears? Because sweet...

6. We need to have an Ewok-athon and reward ace with some cash. Something to show our appreciation and defray the cost of a new computer.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at November 09, 2016 09:07 AM (RD7QR)

653 He's killed the Bush's and the Clinton's.

For that alone he should be saluted.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 09, 2016 09:05 AM (SLk8c)

YES

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 09:07 AM (dELE3)

654 637 So are we gonna get The Stash for State! PLEASE

Well ... if he calls, OF COURSE I'll serve.

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 09, 2016 09:07 AM (fiGNd)

655 Ok CNN, Hillary sucks for not coming out to speak to her supporters, scumbag move

They're of no more use to her.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 09:07 AM (mBYZv)

656 Booyah! Is this the Hillary Clinton indictment thread?

Posted by: Fritz at November 09, 2016 09:07 AM (2Mnv1)

657 the son of a bitch did it, damn

Posted by: dartist at November 09, 2016 09:08 AM (ce4zT)

658 My opinion of Trump hasn't changed but if all he accomplishes is preventing Hillary from being President, he has done more to give us a chance save this country than just about anyone.

LOAD SCOTUS with 40-year-old Scalias.

I will be happy.

Well that and find the idiot that thought the Littoral Combat Ship was a good idea and keel haul them.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 09, 2016 09:08 AM (hGgOZ)

659 Hillary's legacy.

Couldn't bring it home against the skinny black kid who had - a speech.

Couldn't close the deal against DJ Trump.
_______________________

And ironically, Donald Trump was the candidate Hillary most wanted to run against in 2016.

Because she thought he'd be the easiest to beat.

Bwahahahahahahahaha.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 09, 2016 09:08 AM (4rh2D)

660 Moving vans to the UN this week?

Posted by: socalcon at November 09, 2016 09:08 AM (UXScn)

661 Remember 2000?- a limerick


Now here's a little tidbit I find weird
It's being said that Hillz has disappeared
But I can tell you more
She's going to "pull a Gore"
She'll gain a hundred pounds and grow a beard.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 09, 2016 09:08 AM (wPiJc)

662 One of the mars rovers just saw Cher

Posted by: AE at November 09, 2016 09:08 AM (+ft6G)

663 Trump should come out today and say that all documents should be preserved and none destroyed.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 09, 2016 09:08 AM (TBVdD)

664 Well she is a scumbag and after all, someone had to start burning all them Clinton Foundation papers last night

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 09:04 AM (dELE3)

I wonder if any CF donors got a "money back guarantee"?

Posted by: BignJames at November 09, 2016 09:08 AM (x9c8r)

665 637 So are we gonna get The Stash for State! PLEASE
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 09:04 AM (dELE3)

I would go back to work at State in a heart beat, if the 'Stache were SecState. That would be a profound joy. Plus, there's probably a lot of empty positions, what with all the exploding heads around Foggy Bottom and the various embassies!!

Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at November 09, 2016 09:08 AM (VnCI9)

666 Just checked results for Harris County, TX (Houston). Looks like the FSA came out in force to vote, many county-wide positions went to the Dems. Only smaller, district-wide slices of Harris County went to Repubs.

Overall, Harris County went for the Beast.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 09, 2016 09:08 AM (JO9+V)

667 He's killed the Bush's and the Clinton's.

For that alone he should be saluted.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 09, 2016 09:05 AM (SLk8c)

Alexander Hamilton, "I thought I was as clear as I could be when I said, 'Here, sir, the people govern.'"

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Aware and I WILL NOT COMPLY!) at November 09, 2016 09:08 AM (4ng05)

668 4 states still outstanding. Once those are counted I have no doubt he will get the popular vote.

Posted by: Marcus


We have both houses, the presidency, the majority of governorships and state legislatures. That is how resoundingly awful the left has been.

If we can't get some course corrections in now, we are truly pathetic and unworthy of keeping our republic.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 09, 2016 09:08 AM (dtWKK)

669 So now hollywood leaves the country?? They promised!!

Posted by: lousagirl at November 09, 2016 09:08 AM (9plvG)

670 So - over / under on how many times Scankles will use the words "hate," "anger," "divisiveness" and "racism" during her so-called 'concession' speech today?

And how she will do everything in her power not to congratulate Trump on his win?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2016 09:09 AM (X6fMO)

671 They need to find out someway to kick Soros out of this country. The man is an Un-American jerk.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at November 09, 2016 09:09 AM (rb1zT)

672 Flag is at half staff here at work. Why? Not seeing any notices.

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at November 09, 2016 09:09 AM (SAn+a)

673
Because she thought he'd be the easiest to beat.


Never pick a fighter. He outran her by miles.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 09:09 AM (mBYZv)

674 >>>>What Trump needs to do...



First, eliminate the job protections of federal workers so that he can purge and clean house immediately at all agencies.

____________________



He'd need congress to repeal or revise the Civil Service Reform Act for that.



But he could, and should, reverse JFK's Executive Order No. 10988, which gave federal employees the right to unionize.
.
.
.
.Serious question, what problem(s) would that resolve? They have no bargaining rights for pay or time off and they have no right to strike. The Civil Service Retirement rules were changed in 1984 so there is no longer any triple dipping or Gold Plated pensions. Pretty much they only thing they can do is bitch about working conditions and hiring practices. That would be the only plus side I could see to repealing an EO.

Most of the DOD employees who are in a Union don't pay any Union dues, heck half of the people that I worked with in the Navy didn't even know they were in a bargaining unit.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 09, 2016 09:09 AM (iONHu)

675 Yes! Victory!!!


Oh, hey!

Here's Huey "Piano" Smith straight from New Orleans

with a song to be sung at all the NeverTrumptards and Hillary!tards:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sxnXO2RjVg



Ha ha ha ha!, indeed.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 09, 2016 09:09 AM (9q7Dl)

676 Gee, you mean Bon Jovi and Lady GaGa didn't help her win?

I'm shocked.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 09, 2016 09:09 AM (TBVdD)

677 So are we gonna get The Stash for State! PLEASE

This would be glorious.

Just to watch the heads go splody at Foggy Bottom.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 09, 2016 09:09 AM (a15nL)

678 Wow, here's your drama:

https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/796291642000973824

Bet a lot of these young feminist gals have made reference to relishing male tears (seems to be a thing on social media).

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 09:09 AM (NOIQH)

679

Amanpour was on cnn earlier.

Oh the humanity!

The Global World! The Global World!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 09:09 AM (qCMvj)

680 What will make ME most happy is a New Sec of Def and most of all

A NEW SEC NAV!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 09:10 AM (dELE3)

681 Hillary dear, come on in anytime! Our doors will always be open for you!

Posted by: Orange Pantsuits for Hillary! at November 09, 2016 09:10 AM (GdgAM)

682 Walk softly and carry a big Guliani.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 09, 2016 09:10 AM (97XyN)

683 Morning all. Please tell me Geraldo left for Mexico.

The air smells sweet this morning.

All of you. Especiallly Ace and Cob. Bless you all.


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 09, 2016 09:10 AM (APrym)

684 Black Lives Matter - THE END.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Aware and I WILL NOT COMPLY!) at November 09, 2016 09:10 AM (4ng05)

685 Worth repeating

Bwahahahahahahahaha.

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 09, 2016 09:11 AM (fiGNd)

686 Now...shouldn't we expect 1/3 of federal workers to quit as they threatened they would?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 09:11 AM (NOIQH)

687 Lois Lerner needs to have a heart to heart with some special agents of the FBI.

Posted by: An Observation at November 09, 2016 09:11 AM (1WYLC)

688 I hope he puts them in an old station wagon to follow him around.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 09, 2016 09:05 AM (TBVdD)

For Sale: One Wagonmaster Family Truckster in Pea Green.

Posted by: Clark W. Griswold at November 09, 2016 09:11 AM (JO9+V)

689 Do not drink the liberal tears!

If they're as sweet as everybody says, they can be fermented...

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2016 09:11 AM (29QcC)

690 I wonder what Beck will say this morning. I might have to hold off Varney for a few minutes to hear Beck cry in his Cheetos.

Posted by: Jaimo at November 09, 2016 09:11 AM (9U1OG)

691 It has been so long since I had schadenfreude, I forgot it was addictive.

At this point, I would pay money to see a picture of Andrea Mitchell's face at the moment she realzed that all was lost.

Posted by: Splunge at November 09, 2016 09:11 AM (nl1IL)

692 MORE TEARY MONTAGES!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 09:11 AM (mBYZv)

693 Wow, here's your drama:

https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/796291642000973824

Bet a lot of these young feminist gals have made reference to relishing male tears (seems to be a thing on social media).
Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 09:09 AM (NOIQH)


heh

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 09:12 AM (qCMvj)

694 629 "Barack Obama"

...has unmasked the progressives and other perverts. Obama inspired decent people to arm themselves and store as much food and ammunition as they could afford. Obama inspired decent people to avoid liars and to seek out other decent people.

In the end Obama has caused more good things in the US than GHWB and GWB combined.
Posted by: OK at November 09, 2016 09:04 AM (8cftc)

When choom was elected, twice, I believed that this is what must happen to wake up the good, decent people who were still sitting on their laurels. JJ's correct, we are only beginning this war, so let's remain active and cohesive.

Posted by: Ruth at November 09, 2016 09:12 AM (RR9wF)

695 Hey, Hollywood,don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 09, 2016 09:12 AM (U+nHb)

696 "Barack Obama"

...has unmasked the progressives and other perverts. Obama inspired decent people to arm themselves and store as much food and ammunition as they could afford.




To those who did prepare, welcome to the fold. Now is not the time to go soft just because this storm has been weathered.
Bask in the glow that you are that much ahead for the next time.
And there is always a next time.

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 09:12 AM (2w7OO)

697 655 Mr. Peebles, yes, good lesson for them!! I've no doubt had it been Trump he would have been gracious and Thanked his people!
Can I just say, wheeeeeeeeeeee

Posted by: lousagirl at November 09, 2016 09:12 AM (9plvG)

698 PODUNK STATE POLL HAS HILLARY +9!!!

LOOKS LIKE AN EARLY NIGHT!!!

Posted by: Pole Man at November 09, 2016 09:12 AM (mBYZv)

699 648 Oh. yeah. I'm guessing my 'celebratory football dance' will continue through November. Sorry libs.

Posted by: socalcon at November 09, 2016 09:12 AM (UXScn)

700 Did Trump/Pence win WI?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 09, 2016 09:13 AM (tOcW/)

701 #NeverTrumpers did it entirely for the attention and posturing.

Whether or not they choke on a dick is also binary.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 09, 2016 09:13 AM (VdICR)

702 So, indictment for Lois Lerner?

THIS.

Posted by: Circa


The IRS targeting, the VA scandal, the Wisconsin seizures and gag orders. All of this is outrageously treasonous.

Heads need to roll because of this. Or at least throw these animals into prison and throw away the key.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 09, 2016 09:13 AM (dtWKK)

703 What, no "Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead" clip?'

+++++

How about The The
This is the Day

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at November 09, 2016 09:13 AM (SAn+a)

704 Did Trump/Pence win WI?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 09, 2016 09:13 AM (tOcW/)


yes

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 09:13 AM (dELE3)

705 The one time I want to see a Hillary speech, but she won't.

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Posted by: davidt at November 09, 2016 09:13 AM (XoldI)

706 I think that I am most amazed and thankful that Jeff Sessions will be the policy guru for Trump. Mexico, refugees and globalists know Session's first principle is "cut off the money!" Last night's currency trading disaster will be henceforth known as Jeff's Peso Massacre.

Posted by: Lester at November 09, 2016 09:13 AM (8USec)

707 Just how many dicks are in a bag?

Asking for a friend.



I think a Bag O' Dicks comes in a dozen like donuts.

Posted by: eleven at November 09, 2016 09:13 AM (qUNWi)

708 The one sobering thought this morning for me is that almost half of the electorate thought it was a good idea to continue down the path of no return.

Posted by: The Duke of Mish at November 09, 2016 09:14 AM (Tyii7)

709 Why is MUMR still here?


What's the point?

Posted by: eleven at November 09, 2016 09:14 AM (qUNWi)

710 No Hillary? Maybe she stroked out.

Posted by: @votermom's phone at November 09, 2016 09:14 AM (qqEdf)

711 Remember this?

Mmm mmm mmm
Barack Hussein Obama

It's almost over.

Posted by: Splunge at November 09, 2016 09:14 AM (nl1IL)

712 The only down side so far - Two entire fucking months of putting up with every journalist in the nation waxing eloquent about what a paradise the last eight years of life under the worst blight on the country has been.

I'm pretty certain that the retching will be continuous.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Aware and I WILL NOT COMPLY!) at November 09, 2016 09:14 AM (4ng05)

713

My morning chuckle so far over at the washington free beacon


Reporter on CNN: Trump Taught Non-Partisan Media It Doesn't Need to be Fair

http://freebeacon.com/politics/reporter-trump-taught-non-partisan-media-doesnt-need-be-fair/

are you kidding me? CNN?



What is stunning, listening to ALL of the talking heads about "megalomaniac" Trump, "narcissistic" Trump, etc, is they don't realize they are talking about obama.

They really never saw what obama was and still is.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 09:15 AM (qCMvj)

714 Link to NY Times article.

Didn't know ppl were mad at him, haven't read it yet.


http://tinyurl.com/zo2wumr

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 09, 2016 09:15 AM (gTQoY)

715 I just realized that in January, there is going to be one more unemployed black man with no job skills.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 09, 2016 09:15 AM (7ZVPa)

716 Oh,how many times somebody posted "looks like an early night" or "might be an early night" last night.Some of them overly pessimistic morons and 'ettes.

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2016 09:15 AM (r/0kC)

717 Trump adviser to 'JPost': President-elect will be best friend Israel ever had



One change he hinted at was the removal of the restriction on Israel not to ask the US for additional money as stipulated in the new 10-year $38 billion military aid deal signed in September.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 09:15 AM (dELE3)

718 .Serious question, what problem(s) would that resolve?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 09, 2016 09:09 AM (iONHu)


Federal workers need to be subject to the same realities as the rest of the country, namely that incompetent, unproductive workers can be eliminated and replaced.

Trump can make a major contribution to the country by instituting simple, fair and easily understood business practices to government agencies.

Phones will be answered at the IRS and Social Security Administration. Veteran's health records will be found and forwarded to the proper place. Government workers will spend their time on their jobs and serving the taxpayers.

Posted by: jwest at November 09, 2016 09:15 AM (Zs4uk)

719 Did Trump/Pence win WI?

Yes.

And that was when we KNEW.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 09, 2016 09:15 AM (a15nL)

720 Those nearly three hours last night with PA, MI,MN, ME results not "called", I was envisioning truckloads of dem votes being trucked in!

Posted by: socalcon at November 09, 2016 09:15 AM (UXScn)

721 He beat the margin of fraud, and the enemy knows it.

Posted by: davidt at November 09, 2016 09:15 AM (XoldI)

722 Trump may end up being a terrible president. He may do things that baffle or enrage us. But he's done one thing for which history will be forever grateful: he has stopped the Clintons. They are a spent force in politics (as far as elective office goes). Yes, Hillary's reputation and character have already tarnished Chelsea.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 09, 2016 09:15 AM (8mIih)

723 Where can I find a compilation of the tears of out enemies? I want to have them flow over me like a warm sweet morning shower.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 09, 2016 09:15 AM (APrym)

724 700 Did Trump/Pence win WI?

They grabbed it's Kenosha.

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 09, 2016 09:15 AM (fiGNd)

725 I had to go to bed before it was official, but it was already looking pretty good by that point.

Consider this: If we had a truly honest and unbiased news media, Trump would have won in a landslide. With their incessant partisan reporting, those fuckers almost dragged her ass over the finish line.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 09, 2016 09:16 AM (sdi6R)

726 Well that and find the idiot that thought the Littoral Combat Ship was a good idea and keel haul them.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 09, 2016 09:08 AM (hGgOZ)


And since we've already got a bunch of the turkeys, hold an open contract to anyone that can figure out how to up-armor and up-gun them into some kind of useful combat asset?

(Or, barring that, relegate them to the Coast Guard and build some actual frigates. I'm sure they could function as cutters.)

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 09, 2016 09:16 AM (J+mig)

727

HotAir


#NeverTrump was simultaneously the biggest loser and winner last night

pretty much the first post of the day, otherwise, crickets so far

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 09:16 AM (qCMvj)

728 Hey, Hollywood,don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.

Posted by: Seems Legit


The creative class simply couldn't leave well enough alone and be creative and stop meddling.

Why I haven't had tv or gone to a movie theatre in 10+ years. I'm not paying into their substandard crap anymore.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 09, 2016 09:16 AM (dtWKK)

729 Can't wait for all of the up-to-the-minute wisdom to come out of the mouths of Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Barbara Boxer - and all of the other geniuses on the left.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Aware and I WILL NOT COMPLY!) at November 09, 2016 09:16 AM (4ng05)

730 I sharted.

Posted by: Bitch McConnell with a Dick In His Mouth at November 09, 2016 09:17 AM (97XyN)

731 725
Where can I find a compilation of the tears of out enemies? I want to have them flow over me like a warm sweet morning shower.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 09, 2016 09:15 AM (APrym)


Look at the front page of Slate, and tell me it doesn't cause a schadenboner.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 09, 2016 09:17 AM (J+mig)

732 According to Friedman, one of the administrations first moves will be to follow through on a campaign promise Ivanka Trump made last month according to which her father will move the US embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem if elected.


Well we will see. My prediction, he will not. But I hope I am wrong

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 09:17 AM (dELE3)

733 Maybe I missed ot.

https://youtu.be/5LRZmFxdWBo

Posted by: Mostly Cajun at November 09, 2016 09:17 AM (U5CmX)

734 695
Hey, Hollywood,don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 09, 2016 09:12 AM

They have to move to China because they sold themselves to them. They are already used to the smog anyway.

Posted by: Lester at November 09, 2016 09:17 AM (8USec)

735 Trump can make a major contribution to the country by instituting simple, fair and easily understood business practices to government agencies.

The world has truly turned upside down.

Jwest and I agree on something.

Dogs and cats living together!!!

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 09, 2016 09:17 AM (nyTyw)

736


I just cant believe it


Its been a long 8 yesrs

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 09:17 AM (4XvN7)

737 721 WI has been inspiring the past few elections. They should change the state's shape to a big middle finger.

Thanks cheese heads!

Posted by: socalcon at November 09, 2016 09:17 AM (UXScn)

738 And ironically, Donald Trump was the candidate Hillary most wanted to run against in 2016.



Because she thought he'd be the easiest to beat.



Bwahahahahahahahaha.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 09, 2016 09:08 AM


One would have to have a heart of stone not to laugh at this.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 09, 2016 09:17 AM (kDUMP)

739 Boomshanka!

Victory!

But we still gotta watch Obama closely for anti-Constitutional executive shenanigans before Trump takes the office back from the forces of evil.

Posted by: Bicepuflex McTrumpenboner at November 09, 2016 09:18 AM (eWJC7)

740 Consider this: If we had a truly honest and unbiased news media, Trump
would have won in a landslide. With their incessant partisan reporting,
those fuckers almost dragged her ass over the finish line.


If we had a truly honest and unbiased news media she wouldn't have been a candidate to begin with.

Posted by: The Duke of Mish at November 09, 2016 09:18 AM (Tyii7)

741 A Trump presidency will be magnitudes better than either Obama has been, or Hillary would have been.

A given.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Aware and I WILL NOT COMPLY!) at November 09, 2016 09:18 AM (4ng05)

742 695 Hey, Hollywood,don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 09, 2016 09:12 AM (U+nHb)

My thoughts exactly. Breitbart has a list of some that declaimed their exit in the event of a Trump presidency.

Get packing losers.

Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at November 09, 2016 09:18 AM (VnCI9)

743 I just cant believe it


Its been a long 8 yesrs
Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 09:17 AM (4XvN7)

i know. I told my daughter this AM, THIS is her first Presidential Election she won. Her first vote was in 2008. She, my oldest, is a mini-me politically and she had a huge smile on her face.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 09:19 AM (dELE3)

744 I have to mention that the electorate hasn't changed much since 2000 and 2008. The only thing that really changed last night was that black turnout returned to its historic levels.

That said, it says something that a candidate who had little support from his party, and frankly had little to recommend him other than opposition to her pulled off this big of a win - I guess she was just that horrible of a candidate.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 09, 2016 09:19 AM (7ZVPa)

745 How can you tell if your junk is suffering pudding overdose?

Posted by: fred zeppelin at November 09, 2016 09:19 AM (67aEn)

746 I wouldn't mind seeing that bitch Lerner hang from the top of Trump Tower, with Koskinen next to her. The IRS put the brakes on the 40% loan for my house.

Fuck you, bitchez. I paid cash.


Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 09, 2016 09:20 AM (R0i94)

747 Redstate.com

Trump Is Antichrist

Written by a concerned Christian conservative no doubt.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 09, 2016 09:21 AM (FqgrG)

748 13 I am so happy right now. I want to hug the whole Horde.

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 09, 2016 07:32 AM (Om16U


I could use an Alka-Seltzer first...

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid , nect to mostly empty rum bottle at November 09, 2016 09:21 AM (l7/Kl)

749 Praise where it's due...the NY Times tracking tools were outstanding last night. A solid A+.

What the hell, I'm the anti-Richard III today. I am in a very giving mood.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 09:21 AM (WlGX+)

750 Unlike previous presidents, he will not retire quietly.

The Clinton Obama Foundation.

Money for Clintons Obamas.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 09, 2016 09:21 AM (a15nL)

751 Let's see, let's see....what's for breakfast?

Oh, that's right....a big cup of Obama Tears!

Posted by: FITP at November 09, 2016 09:21 AM (G6S0F)

752 I'm not going to get shit done today other than coffee, napping, and picking up leaves (because that HAS to be done).


Anyone else expect Nancy Pelosi to step aside, finally?

Of course not.

They should put Tulsi Gabbard in that position. Ex-military and pro-military in a reliable liberal seat.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2016 09:21 AM (4ErVI)

753 732 According to Friedman, one of the administrations first moves will be to follow through on a campaign promise Ivanka Trump made last month according to which her father will move the US embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem if elected.


Well we will see. My prediction, he will not. But I hope I am wrong
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 09:17 AM (dELE3)

That would be awesome. Challenging, because the current chancery there is not large enough for a full mission, but that's a challenge I welcome!

Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at November 09, 2016 09:21 AM (VnCI9)

754 relegate them to the Coast Guard"

Er, no thanks.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2016 09:21 AM (C9pBZ)

755 >>Where can I find a compilation of the tears of out enemies? I want to have them flow over me like a warm sweet morning shower.




Enjoy:

https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/796291642000973824

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 09:21 AM (NOIQH)

756 Still can't find it. Oh well I do know one thing. He is overly sensitive on anything he considers racism and it does not take much for him to consider something racism. And I gather that is because he is married to a black woman which I have never seen anyone here say anything at all about it.


But anyway, he must be pissed about something because I have not seen any article here by him for a long time. But I had originally thought that was because he was writing for the Federalist.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 09:21 AM (mpXpK)

757 Another thing I would like to see from Trump...

An immediate hold on all DoD projects.

Trump needs to have a speech where he outlines the following theme...

"I will spend whatever it takes to make our military the most powerful and technologically advanced force on the planet by a wide factor, however, I pledge that every nickel spent on that goal will be done efficiently and with value in mind."

Posted by: jwest at November 09, 2016 09:21 AM (Zs4uk)

758 744 Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 09:19 AM (dELE3)


Mini meet-up is appropriate.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 09:21 AM (mbhDw)

759 9-11 was a terrible day.

11-9 is a great day.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 09, 2016 09:22 AM (8mIih)

760 What excites me the most is the descent into impotence and unimportance that is surely coming to Bill and Hillary.

He is a senile old fool, and she is a two-time loser with some serious neurological issues.

Oh sure....MSNBC will trot her out to pontificate about something in a few months. But if we are lucky she might not ever be seen in public again, and that would make me smile.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 09, 2016 09:22 AM (Zu3d9)

761 Facebook progs who a couple day ago, confident in victory, were calling for the country to come together, be civil and respect one another no matter who wins as we all have to live together in this great country. No such warmth today. It's back to knuckle-dragging racist haters etc... x10. That was a quick turn around.

Progs should learn a lesson from history. Never believe your own propaganda.

Posted by: Ripley at November 09, 2016 09:22 AM (1BQGO)

762 Vic, here's the link:

http://tinyurl.com/q6okqxl

Basically what MP4 said about him casting Trump and his supporters as Racisty McRacists.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 09:22 AM (0mRoj)

763 Like with Benghazi, Hillary had a chance last night to answer that "3 am call".


Sssswing.... and a miss. AGAIN.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Aware and I WILL NOT COMPLY!) at November 09, 2016 09:22 AM (4ng05)

764 Best. Hangover. Ever.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 09, 2016 09:22 AM (KUaJL)

765 I think I'll have an Egg McMuffin this morning.

Posted by: Pussy Galore at November 09, 2016 09:22 AM (GdgAM)

766 Whats Comey doing?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 09, 2016 09:22 AM (APrym)

767 Mini meet-up is appropriate.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 09:21 AM (mbhDw)


yes

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 09:23 AM (dELE3)

768 Trump's IRS wouldn't turn a blind eye to an Obama version of the Clinton Foundation.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 09:23 AM (mBYZv)

769 724 700 Did Trump/Pence win WI?

They grabbed it's Kenosha.

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 09, 2016 09:15 AM (fiGNd)


They grabbed Mish, again!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 09:23 AM (mbhDw)

770 The White House, Senate, House, Supreme Court, Majority of Governorships and State Legislators...

NO MORE EXCUSES, GOPe!!

Posted by: davidt at November 09, 2016 09:23 AM (XoldI)

771 >>I am so happy right now. I want to hug the whole Horde.


Right back at ya!!

*hugs*

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 09:23 AM (NOIQH)

772 The one time I want to see a Hillary speech, but she won't.

Come on, Hillary, even slurred speech is better than nothing!

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2016 09:23 AM (eeTCA)

773 I love being wrong. Thank God. RE government workers. I am married to one and they had a system where they were evaluated on performance. It was similar to the private sector but not as stringent. Obama got rid of it, I think, in his first term. Not all government workers are bad and a many of them don't like the waste and stupidity either. Full disclosure the ones I know are former military, hence my statement may not be true for say the EPA or Dept. of Ed.

Posted by: lightning at November 09, 2016 09:23 AM (pwONV)

774 That smell in the Federal buildings this morning?

It's the smell of urine.

All those corrupt employees pissed their pants this morning as they realized Trump will be the next President of the US.

Posted by: mpfs, DeplorableFishstick at November 09, 2016 09:23 AM (EOK/M)

775 I hope President Trump investigates and prosecutes all voter fraud shannanigans. I'm certain this occurred and yet the "monster" vote prevailed, miraculously. Im certain the margin of victory was larger than shown, and its likely entire states (Nevada?) were cheated. If "they" can help it, "they" will not allow this to happen again in our lifetime. So. This issue must be addressed.

Posted by: small town girl at November 09, 2016 09:23 AM (hTPJO)

776 645 I really did like CAC but he went a bridge to far in the NYT article.

It came down to the fact that he thought we were racists for voting for Trump.

I was truly offended by that statement.
Posted by: mpfs, DeplorableFishstick at November 09, 2016 09:05 AM (EOK/M)

Also this. He poured gasoline all over the goodwill he had here and set a match to it.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 09:23 AM (0mRoj)

777 768 Whats Comey doing?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 09, 2016 09:22 AM (APrym)


My good friend wants to believe Comey played some sort of 11 dimensional chess. Oh well, it did have an effect of convincing people the system really is rigged for the elites.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 09:24 AM (mbhDw)

778 My spousal unit works at a university and has a lot of left-leaning social justicy FB friends; apparently the big lament today is "F--k y-- privileged white a--holes who voted for Gary Johnson and let Trump win."

Posted by: V the K at November 09, 2016 09:24 AM (O7MnT)

779

Its been a long time since we had a POTUS who loved the nation

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 09:24 AM (4XvN7)

780 They are shitting in the halls all over!

Posted by: EPA at November 09, 2016 09:24 AM (JO9+V)

781 KING HENRY V: I tell thee truly, herald,
I know not if the day be ours or no;
For yet a many of your horsemen peer
And gallop o'er the field.

MONTJOY: The day is yours.

KING HENRY V: Praised be God, and not our strength, for it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPXXuEel0fU

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 09:24 AM (7HtZB)

782 Has Huma fled the country yet?

Posted by: Ripley at November 09, 2016 09:24 AM (1BQGO)

783 I would not underestimate the seismic shift and the hugeness of what happened - and what Trump accomplished, lets not forget that. It is a revolution.

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 09:24 AM (c6/9Q)

784 774 The one time I want to see a Hillary speech, but she won't.

Come on, Hillary, even slurred speech is better than nothing!
Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2016 09:23 AM (eeTCA)


She must be so blotto this morning that 600 volts from the third rail couldn't roust her.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 09:25 AM (mbhDw)

785 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 09, 2016 09:25 AM (ZQfW9)

786 One of the great side benefits...


The whole Polling scam has been revealed as nothing more than a weapon to be used against the Rep candidate.

and now it's obvious to all.


Non-scientific wish-casting, and disinformation are not a good business model for public trust.

F'em.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 09, 2016 09:25 AM (9q7Dl)

787 Thank God almighty...what a beautiful day this is.

Posted by: Dick Chenys' Cat at November 09, 2016 09:25 AM (u3li/)

788 586
4 states still outstanding. Once those are counted I have no doubt he will get the popular vote.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 09, 2016 08:56 AM (TBVdD)

As of 3 am this morning with 97% of the vote in he was ahead on popular vote by just over 90,000.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 09:25 AM (mpXpK)

789 CBD, you echo my sentiments exactly. Once deprived of access to power, she is merely a rich old corrupt woman, and he is a man who is living with the effects of a lifetime of depravity. I feel no remaining desire to pursue either of them, or ever give them a second thought. They will be like Jimmy Carter was after his Presidency, mere celebrities, and easy to ignore.

Posted by: Splunge at November 09, 2016 09:25 AM (nl1IL)

790 I guess Mooch is mad at us again.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at November 09, 2016 09:25 AM (rb1zT)

791 According to UK newspaper, The Standard, Hillary had her concession speech ready, but was too upset to read it.

Even at the end, Hillary proved, as she had done EVERY OTHER TIME, that she was not up to the job.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Aware and I WILL NOT COMPLY!) at November 09, 2016 09:25 AM (4ng05)

792

More blacks voted for Trump than Romney

More hispanics voted for Trump than Romney


Its not about skin color

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 09:25 AM (4XvN7)

793 Whoa, the New York Times is even showing the county map to liberals on their front page.

www.nytimes.com

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2016 09:26 AM (eeTCA)

794 Hillary.

You disappointed me.

Posted by: The Living Glenn Beck! at November 09, 2016 09:26 AM (GdgAM)

795 749 13 I am so happy right now. I want to hug the whole Horde.

Please ... be gently.

My head really hurts.

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 09, 2016 09:26 AM (fiGNd)

796 >>>They grabbed Mish, again!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 09:23 AM (mbhDw)


The pun-dits never saw that coming.

Posted by: Deplorable Me-chigan at November 09, 2016 09:26 AM (QrBXe)

797 Hey guys? Joss Whedon forced me to do that video, I swear! Please come see Avengers 3. Please?

Posted by: Robert Downey, Jr. at November 09, 2016 09:26 AM (7HtZB)

798 Lena Dunham hardest hit.

Posted by: Splunge at November 09, 2016 07:42 AM (nl1IL)

No sane, self-respectingman would ever hit that.

Posted by: troyriser at November 09, 2016 09:26 AM (OGbEB)

799 It's starting already:


Trump says no more shitting in the hallways in any federal agency.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2016 09:26 AM (4ErVI)

800 773 >>I am so happy right now. I want to hug the whole Horde.


Right back at ya!!

*hugs*
Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 09:23 AM (NOIQH)

*hugs Lizzy*
*keeps hugging Lizzy*
*hands wander*

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 09:27 AM (0mRoj)

801 715 I just realized that in January, there is going to be one more unemployed black man with no job skills.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 09, 2016 09:15 AM (7ZVPa)

Lol. Perfect.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 09, 2016 09:27 AM (APrym)

802 Has Huma fled the country yet?

Biggest wrong wagon since Cleopatra picked Mark Anthony.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 09, 2016 09:27 AM (hGgOZ)

803 587
Trump has both the House and Senate. I think first thing he needs to do
is name his replacement for Scalia and get that done asap.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 09, 2016 08:56 AM (oOYbM)

And you know the Dems in the Senate will try to block it using the 60 vote crap. And you know McKonehead will never use the nuclear option even though the Dems have used it twice since Obama was ushered in.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 09:27 AM (mpXpK)

804 768
Whats Comey doing?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 09, 2016 09:22 AM (APrym)


Preparing to move to a non-extradition country?

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 09, 2016 09:27 AM (J+mig)

805 So happy the sonuvabitch did it! And bigly too.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 09, 2016 09:27 AM (JO9+V)

806
Fenelon fasted and prayed all day


I hope she is having the most wonderful breakfast

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 09:27 AM (4XvN7)

807 Because I'm a giver:

scroll down to look at this Newsweek cover:

http://bit.ly/2eLnyax

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2016 09:27 AM (X6fMO)

808 I hate to throw a wet blanket on the celebration but it's not over until Trump places his hand on the Bible.

Sorry, but I have a bad feeling about this one. Dems are still smarting from 2000. They want revenge and they won't stop until they get it.

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 09, 2016 09:28 AM (R0i94)

809 Shit !!!

I haven't checked fivethirtyeight yet !!!

Be right back !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 09, 2016 09:28 AM (fiGNd)

810 799 It's starting already:


Trump says no more shitting in the hallways in any federal agency.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2016 09:26 AM (4ErVI)

Thread winner, in a thread of absolutely winning statements.

Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at November 09, 2016 09:28 AM (VnCI9)

811 780 They are shitting in the halls all over!
Posted by: EPA at November 09, 2016 09:24 AM (JO9+V)

So, a typical workday then.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 09:28 AM (0mRoj)

812 First thing wife says to me this morning

We gotta work on moving to Wisconsin. With the economic policies Trump will do, this place is going to go to hell

Then she starts saying blacks are going to riot etc

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at November 09, 2016 09:28 AM (SAn+a)

813 How long until Hill's in in the dead pool?

Posted by: Infidel at November 09, 2016 09:28 AM (So9FI)

814 >>According to UK newspaper, The Standard, Hillary had her concession speech ready, but was too upset to read it.


And *that* will be the legacy of the first major party woman presidential candidate: to freakin' emotional to lose gracefully. What an embarrassment for women she is!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 09:28 AM (NOIQH)

815 Good morning horde. What a night. I stayed up till after Trump's speech. I will be good for absolutely nothing today. What a night.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 09:28 AM (dFi94)

816
Rick Wilson

I will never apologize for opposing Trump with all I had.

Your insults mean nothing.




Mmmmm.... tears.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 09:29 AM (kdS6q)

817 Whoa, the New York Times is even showing the county map to liberals on their front page.

Trump won NY by the usual Dem landslide but my county went Trump.

Then again, so did almost all of them outside of the NYC area.

(had to switch to my laptop)

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? Taking My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 09:29 AM (WlGX+)

818 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 09:27 AM (mpXpK)

That's why he needs to to it asap, while the victory is fresh and a mandate is in the air.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 09, 2016 09:29 AM (oOYbM)

819 I've read that involved in the Benghazi debacle and the Bowe Berdahl exchange that behind it all, there was some fast and furious type screw up. Some arms that had fallen into the wrong hands that we were trying to retrieve.

I hope now the truth can come out and the guilty parties punished.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 09, 2016 09:30 AM (dtWKK)

820 "As of 3 am this morning with 97% of the vote in he was ahead on popular vote by just over 90,000."


This is too close. I'll take it but a margin of several million would have sent a much clearer F-U message. The left won't even wait for the end of the day to start their insanity..

Posted by: Ripley at November 09, 2016 09:30 AM (1BQGO)

821 Rick Wilson


My sammich. Make it.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? Taking My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 09:30 AM (WlGX+)

822 817
Rick Wilson

I will never apologize for opposing Trump with all I had.

Your insults mean nothing.




Mmmmm.... tears.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 09:29 AM (kdS6q)

I sense...butthurt. Also, got a whole shipping container full of dicks for Rick Wilson.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 09:30 AM (0mRoj)

823 What a wonderful day.

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 09, 2016 09:30 AM (ZLQuU)

824 >>*hands wander*


Hey now!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 09:30 AM (NOIQH)

825 I wonder if Cher needs any help packing her shit this morning. Cuz I'm all willing to help.

Posted by: FITP at November 09, 2016 09:30 AM (G6S0F)

826 Fenelon fasted and prayed all day





I hope she is having the most wonderful breakfast

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 09:27 AM (4XvN7)
===========================================

I hope she is too. I wonder what she'll write on her white board this morning? It takes guts to do what she did, day after day, right in front of her own home. Warrior.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 09:30 AM (dFi94)

827 816 Good morning horde. What a night. I stayed up till after Trump's speech. I will be good for absolutely nothing today. What a night.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 09:28 AM (dFi94)

Not true, grammie. You are good for so much-especially keeping us 'rons and 'ettes spiritually motivated over the last few years. You deserve a break after all that! Enjoy this wonderful day!!!

Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at November 09, 2016 09:30 AM (VnCI9)

828 There is no escaping the schadenfreude today. I went to the Website of The Standard, to track down a story referenced, but not linked above, and encountered this:

(World Reaction To Trump) Devastated Climate Movement Fears Disaster

There is a limit to how much pleasure I can absorb in one day.

Posted by: Splunge at November 09, 2016 09:30 AM (nl1IL)

829 So has Glenn Beck pulled a Bud Dwyer?

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 09:31 AM (7HtZB)

830 Somebody in the media needs to get on these butt-hurt entertainers, call them out, and hound them relentlessly.

Posted by: Fritz at November 09, 2016 09:31 AM (2Mnv1)

831 Anyone going to listen to Beck for a Gloatfest?

Not his but your own Gloatfest while he cries.

Posted by: Blanco at November 09, 2016 09:31 AM (tGBt6)

832 Rick Wilson is in his basement crying and jacking off to tentacle pron.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 09:31 AM (0mRoj)

833 And there is the little matter of hundreds of felony murder charges and a Capital felony murder charge in Fast and Furious. I'll bet once Lanny Brewer realizes that is hanging around his neck he rats out the former AG and the current POTUS.

I wonder if I can make a felony complaint to the FBI about this.

Posted by: An Observation at November 09, 2016 09:31 AM (1WYLC)

834 According to RCP, Ayotte is now up by 0.2%. This may be the the best of all worlds. Keep the seat, and put the fear of God in her.

Also, any word on whether Manchin will flip if it isn't a 50-50 Senate. Sure, he's ethically challenged, but I'll take it (for now).

Posted by: pep at November 09, 2016 09:31 AM (NrQPT)

835 Promises, Promises- a limerick


Cher and Dunham are both in a pout
Off to Canada soon, have no doubt
The Canucks will sure get ya
If the screen door don't hit ya
In the ass as you're on your way out

Posted by: Muldoon at November 09, 2016 09:31 AM (wPiJc)

836 Unmentioned big loser this AM, the Mormon Church.

Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2016 09:31 AM (2RVmA)

837 Beck might already be on the run....Trump is going to go after him

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at November 09, 2016 09:31 AM (0LQ4f)

838 Outraged Joakim Noah leads sports worlds Trump panic

Remember this scrunt is the SOB who refused to eat with the West Point Cadets

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 09:31 AM (dELE3)

839 I will have to admit my paranoia about the extent of the Clinton fraud machine was probably overstated.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 09, 2016 09:32 AM (oOYbM)

840 Hmm. So this is what an earth shattering kaboom looks like.

Posted by: dissent555 at November 09, 2016 09:32 AM (GdgAM)

841 833 Rick Wilson is in his basement crying and jacking off to tentacle pron.
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 09:31 AM (0mRoj)

So, Wednesday.

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 09:32 AM (7HtZB)

842 Rick Wilson has a daughter and Trump said pussy you deplorable racists!!!11!!!

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 09, 2016 09:32 AM (FqgrG)

843 If the Clintons no longer have ability to seek revenge with impunity, what cracks may form in their defenses?

We could see some awesome tell-alls.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 09:32 AM (mBYZv)

844 >>>Somebody in the media needs to get on these butt-hurt entertainers, call them out, and hound them relentlessly

I would just like to note for the record that Winona was silent!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 09, 2016 09:32 AM (VshVW)

845 Here's to crushing the rebellion in Syria quickly and sending all the refugees back to be with their families, and loudly calling upon Germany, Sweden, Italy and France to do the same.

Offer to help these countries out by sending them troops to help convince the refugees that the conflict is over and that they are now free to rejoin the women and children they left behind.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 09, 2016 09:32 AM (dtWKK)

846 I think the Ayotte race goes to automatic run off election.

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2016 09:32 AM (r/0kC)

847 Unmentioned big loser this AM, the Mormon Church.
Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2016 09:31 AM (2RVmA)

To be fair, Beck tried to mention it. All he could do was blubber.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Aware and I WILL NOT COMPLY!) at November 09, 2016 09:32 AM (4ng05)

848 Written by a concerned Christian conservative no doubt.

With teh principlez.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? Taking My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 09:32 AM (WlGX+)

849 I've read that involved in the Benghazi debacle and the Bowe Berdahl exchange that behind it all, there was some fast and furious type screw up. Some arms that had fallen into the wrong hands that we were trying to retrieve.

I hope now the truth can come out and the guilty parties punished.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear

---

Yes, the state department gave stinger missles to mohammedan terrorists and they used one (forgetting to arm it) against US troops. The CIA recovered the serial number, realized they belonged to CIA, and Clinton sent Ambassador Stevens to buy them back. Which is why they stood down the rescue force, ensuring his death along with his guards.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 09, 2016 09:33 AM (7ZVPa)

850 Rick Wilson is in his basement crying and jacking off to tentacle pron.
Posted by: Insomniac

What's your problem with tentacle porn.

Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2016 09:33 AM (2RVmA)

851
Cher and Dunham are both in a pout
Off to Canada soon, have no doubt
The Canucks will sure get ya
If the screen door don't hit ya
In the ass as you're on your way out
Posted by: Muldoon at November 09, 2016 09:31 AM (wPiJc)

As good as the first one this morning. Thanks Seamus!!

Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at November 09, 2016 09:33 AM (VnCI9)

852 Ding dong the witch is dead

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 09, 2016 09:33 AM (ZLQuU)

853 ****Somebody in the media needs to get on these butt-hurt entertainers, call them out, and hound them relentlessly.


Milo would be my choice.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at November 09, 2016 09:33 AM (Rf6p0)

854 Forgive me if this has been asked and answered, but why have Michigan, Arizona and New Hampshire not been called yet?

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 09:33 AM (dFi94)

855 Big buying opportunity on the open this morning!

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Aware and I WILL NOT COMPLY!) at November 09, 2016 09:33 AM (4ng05)

856 Ill be watching this all week.


Sweet tears.


http://tinyurl.com/plppthd

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 09, 2016 09:34 AM (APrym)

857 What an amazing day!

Van Jones: Yo, it was totally the white racists. Or the Russians.

Posted by: Schoolbus Vegabond at November 09, 2016 09:34 AM (T1xcF)

858 Anyone going to listen to Beck for a Gloatfest?


Fuck that babbling psychopath in particular.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 09, 2016 09:34 AM (nyTyw)

859 Rick Wilson is in his basement crying and jacking off to tentacle pron.

That's absolutely disgusting.

Because of Rick Wilson, not the tentacle porn.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 09:34 AM (mBYZv)

860
Because I can no longer do all-nighters and still function at work, I went to bed last night after CAC's DecisionDesk called it for Trump so I missed out on Podesta's proxy concession speech.

I honestly didn't think Trump was electable in the general election. I had (and still have) reservations regarding his character and judgement, but voted for Trump anyway because Hillary Clinton and her rapist husband are collectivelythe most malevolent, power-madand corruptpolitical figures in American history.

That said, you Trump guys were right. Good for you. Good for us.

Posted by: troyriser at November 09, 2016 09:34 AM (OGbEB)

861 The shock and blathering of the left and media (I repeat myself) is delicious.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 09, 2016 09:34 AM (L3YlV)

862 WHERE IS BILL WYNN???

I NEED HIS HOT TAKE ON THE ELECTION!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 09, 2016 09:34 AM (wtvvX)

863 840

Same here. I'm still surprised it didn't get nastier than it apparently did.

Posted by: fool's hope at November 09, 2016 09:35 AM (UW4Uc)

864 Cher will delay moving to Canada until she can learn to speak Canadian.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 09:35 AM (mBYZv)

865 >>Somebody in the media needs to get on these butt-hurt entertainers, call them out, and hound them relentlessly.


The Hill @2:25 am today:

http://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/
305117-celebs-who-said-theyd-leave-country-if-trump-won

(remove space)

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 09:35 AM (NOIQH)

866 851 Rick Wilson is in his basement crying and jacking off to tentacle pron.
Posted by: Insomniac

What's your problem with tentacle porn.
Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2016 09:33 AM (2RVmA)


The joke is Rick Wilson went on TV and characterized Trump supporters as single loser men who live in their parents' basements and jack off to tentacle pron.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 09:36 AM (0mRoj)

867
President Obama invited president-elect Trump to meet with him Thursday at the White House to update him on transition planning press secretary Josh Earnest said in a statement.

Earnest said Obama placed calls early Wednesday morning to Trump to congratulate him on his victory and Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton to express admiration for the strong campaign she waged throughout the country. He also said the president will deliver remarks on the election later Wednesday.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 09:36 AM (kdS6q)

868 And you know the Dems in the Senate will try to block it using the 60
vote crap. And you know McKonehead will never use the nuclear option
even though the Dems have used it twice since Obama was ushered in.


If he doesn't, I think his days as Leader are over. It's one thing to defy a hypothetical, but it's now as real as it gets. **inserts obligatory movie reference**

Posted by: pep at November 09, 2016 09:36 AM (NrQPT)

869 Allahpundit hardest hit.

Last night was the best 3 hours of sleep I ever had in my life!

Posted by: Agent Cooper at November 09, 2016 09:36 AM (1zARK)

870 Do we need to set up a GoFundMe to help Stephanopolis pack for Australia?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 09, 2016 09:36 AM (7ZVPa)

871 Vacuum cleaner bag futures just took a huge hit.

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 09, 2016 09:36 AM (ZLQuU)

872 The hope is that this election puts the final nail in the coffin of the Clinton's and Bush as Conservatives political dynasties. Let HiLiary Clinton spend every dollar, that she has through ill-gotten means ,to stay out of prison.
Time to drain the swamp and clean out the corruption.
We can put up the Torches&Pitchforks for now at least.

Posted by: firefirefireinExile at November 09, 2016 09:37 AM (of67s)

873 Unmentioned big loser this AM, the Mormon Church.

Posted by: Jean



Just because Beck is butthurt? Are they officially in the tank for open borders? True, there are foolish conservative Christians who think that we should have open borders because 100% of the people streaming in will be "socially conservative" and will makes easy targets for evangelism, and would vote Republican.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 09, 2016 09:37 AM (dtWKK)

874 Mentioned this last night, but...

Some asshole on CBS was saying that because the MSM ran so many negative stories on Trump, they "didn't cover Hillary enough", and that for Trump, "any publicity is GOOD publicity", so in effect, the MSM was unfair to Clinton and GAVE the election to Trump.

Fuck. These. Assholes.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 09, 2016 09:37 AM (wtvvX)

875 I am pretty stunned that Ron Jonson and Pat Toomey held on in the senate; disappointed about Nevada though. I guess its Californication is complete.

Posted by: V the K at November 09, 2016 09:37 AM (O7MnT)

876 celebs-who-said-theyd-leave-country-if-trump-won

In my best Judge Smails voice:

"WELL???? WE'RE WAITING...."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 09, 2016 09:37 AM (hGgOZ)

877 You lost to a salesman with all of the fraud machinery in place?! My God, woman, you must be an awful human being for people to see thru all that.

Posted by: Saul Alinksy at November 09, 2016 09:37 AM (29QcC)

878 Ahhh, no TV. actually I'm not sure who Rick Wilson is

Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2016 09:37 AM (2RVmA)

879 867 Maybe he wil behave as a statesman and reassure the country ....okay can't type that with a straight face.

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2016 09:37 AM (r/0kC)

880 The MSM is in big trouble. They had only one job and they failed. Hahahahahahahahaha.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 09, 2016 09:38 AM (s7hQ/)

881 the breakdown of who voted will be epic, another shock. super mandate.

scarry - hillary got 50-60 million "votes"...

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 09:38 AM (c6/9Q)

882 714
Link to NY Times article.



Didn't know ppl were mad at him, haven't read it yet.





http://tinyurl.com/zo2wumr

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 09, 2016 09:15 AM (gTQoY)

OK, he hit all over that and alluded that people voted Republican because "racism". Sounds an awful lot like that Democrat "Southern strategy" myth from long ago.

But it turns out he was big time wrong didn't it. And BTW, I have NEVER seen anything remotely racist from Trump.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 09:38 AM (mpXpK)

883 Anne Coulter for Press Secretary!!!!!

Posted by: vivi at November 09, 2016 09:38 AM (11H2y)

884 Rick Wilson, Mike Murphy, Nicole Wallace, Steve Schmidt consultants: You GOP campaign consultants lost big last night, too.


These are the people who take the cash and advise the GOP to play nice w/Dems and go Left to win.
NOPE.



Also, remember this?
https://www.yahoo.com/tv/kimmel-obama-reads-trumps-mean-115526044.html

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 09:39 AM (NOIQH)

885 I feel so vindicated. Even the exit polls are vindicating. MAGA.

Posted by: TPC at November 09, 2016 09:39 AM (WO2U1)

886 878 Ahhh, no TV. actually I'm not sure who Rick Wilson is
Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2016 09:37 AM (2RVmA)

Republican consultant/strategist and complete asshole. He's the guy who went on Twitter and asked Ann Coulter how much Trump was paying her for anal. Real classy guy.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 09:39 AM (0mRoj)

887 Poor Old Paul Krugman (writing from the echo chamber that is the New York Times newsroom and op ed department) can't understand how this happened. Like Pauline Kael he doesn't know anyone who voted for Trump.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at November 09, 2016 09:39 AM (WU+ry)

888 I think the Ayotte race goes to automatic run off election.
Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2016 09:32 AM (r/0kC)

Re-count, not re-election

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 09:40 AM (dELE3)

889 The 2 sweetest words in the English language: Clinton concedes.

The schadenfreude, it is sweet and it is savory. It will fill our bellies and keep us toasty warm in the cold, chilly months that remain of the Obama administration.

Schadenfreude: it's what's for dinner!

Posted by: sinalco the deplorable at November 09, 2016 09:40 AM (yODqO)

890 Southern Connecticut traffic advisory for large pools of tears that formed overnight.

Posted by: AE at November 09, 2016 09:40 AM (+ft6G)

891 "Anybody checked on Hotair this morning?"

--------

Had a quick look just now, really sad.

Somebody ought to have a word with them about consumer behavior, they tend to go elsewhere when you ignore them.

Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2016 09:40 AM (8zHLN)

892 people voted Republican because "racism".

Yes, keep calling half the country racist. That is a winning strategy.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 09, 2016 09:40 AM (hGgOZ)

893 Great googilly moogilly, how could those damn Republicans nominate the only candidate that Hillary would crush, wait what?

Mornin' horde, a great day, our long national nightmare is coming to an end!

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at November 09, 2016 09:40 AM (7N6ox)

894 You know, I'm glad I didn't defriend all my liberal acquaintances on facebook. The tears are delicious this morning.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 09, 2016 09:41 AM (KUaJL)

895 Unmentioned big loser this AM, the Mormon Church.

Posted by: Jean


Just because Beck is butthurt? Are they officially in the tank for open borders? True, there are foolish conservative Christians who think that we should have open borders because 100% of the people streaming in will be "socially conservative" and will makes easy targets for evangelism, and would vote Republican.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear




Yes. Yes.
Why they think illiterate people fleeing socialism would be natural conservatives floors me.

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 09:41 AM (2w7OO)

896 Unmentioned big loser this AM, the Mormon Church.

Posted by: Jean


Just because Beck is butthurt? Are they officially in the tank for open borders? True, there are foolish conservative Christians who think that we should have open borders because 100% of the people streaming in will be "socially conservative" and will makes easy targets for evangelism, and would vote Republican.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 09, 2016 09:37 AM (dtWKK)

Not Mormons individual ly, the church hierarchy repudiated Trump pretty hard. Bad bet.

Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2016 09:41 AM (2RVmA)

897 Ha! I just got a $16K order from a customer who was waiting to see how the election came out. Before 9:00! I expect more to come....

Posted by: freaked at November 09, 2016 09:41 AM (KvWlw)

898 Ann Coulter for Press Secretary!

I like that. It's got a good feel.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at November 09, 2016 09:41 AM (rb1zT)

899 I may have to listen to Eric "I understand elections" Ericsson today just to listen to the pompous jackass eat his words about Trump getting creamed and the polls being accurate. Yeah, he is a great go-to guy for Republicans on election advice.

Posted by: Ripley at November 09, 2016 09:41 AM (1BQGO)

900 There should be a lot of job openings coming up soon for 'expert'. Either that or I have no idea what an expert is.

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2016 09:41 AM (kCDOM)

901 Gotta remember who I unfollowed on Facebook just to see their tears.

Posted by: Dang at November 09, 2016 09:41 AM (8b+oT)

902 870 Do we need to set up a GoFundMe to help Stephanopolis pack for Australia?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 09, 2016 09:36 AM (7ZVPa)



Yes. We have collected $1.87 is cruddy pennies someone found in their jism-soiled sofa. I suppose Suffleufugus will have to do without the snake-repellant.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid , nect to mostly empty rum bottle at November 09, 2016 09:41 AM (l7/Kl)

903 Mr. Sefton's admonition about this being just the first in a long series of steps is apropos, but just for today I ain't gonna sweat it.

I do hope that Trump makes a call to Ryan and McConnell and warns them not to do anything stupid in the Lame Dick session this Xmas.

As to TFG's last days, we know the petulant prick will be pulling all kinds of unsavory actions that the courts will take years to clean up.

But OCare is goin' down and The Wall is goin' up!

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 09, 2016 09:41 AM (b/kAv)

904 I'm waiting for a statement of abject contrition from CNN for its viciously biased election coverage, right from Day One.

Dishonest pieces of shit.

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 09, 2016 09:42 AM (ZLQuU)

905 Mike Murphy

JEB!'s billboard genius.

Remember that?

Good times.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 09, 2016 09:42 AM (hGgOZ)

906 Wow ...

... if this thing doesn't go down in the next couple hours - I'm REALLY going to have to call a doctor.

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 09, 2016 09:42 AM (fiGNd)

907 Anyone have a video for the Clinton concession speech? I didn't stay up for it, and this is just about the only time I want to hear that woman talk.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 09, 2016 09:42 AM (KUaJL)

908 i expect major cities to start looking a bit depopulated, border agents seeing a reverse of what was happening over the last 7-8 years

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 09:42 AM (c6/9Q)

909 So has Glenn Beck pulled a Bud Dwyer?

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 09:31 AM (7HtZB)

Beck is having a nervous breakdown of some sort. A recovering drunk myself, I suspect he's drinking again or on the verge of doing so. Allthe signs are there. I feel sorry for him. He needs help, seriously.

Posted by: troyriser at November 09, 2016 09:43 AM (OGbEB)

910 I'm smart! Not like you all say!

Posted by: AllahP at November 09, 2016 09:43 AM (FqgrG)

911 Ah, the NYT comments section is so delicious today. When it's not BernOuts screaming that Comrade Bernie could have beaten Trump, it's tears of "fascists!" and "racists!"

And, BTW, has anybody got Mary Cloggenstein on suicide watch?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2016 09:43 AM (X6fMO)

912 Border agents are reporting a huge flow of illegals.


But, they are headed south today.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 09, 2016 09:43 AM (7ZVPa)

913 Anyone have a video for the Clinton concession speech?

The hag didn't make one. Supposed to be happening at 10:00 am

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? Taking My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 09:43 AM (WlGX+)

914 people voted Republican because "racism".

Umm, have you looked at Hillary when she's about to pass out?

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2016 09:43 AM (kCDOM)

915 No concession, Podesta went on stage and told people to go home

Posted by: Cn at November 09, 2016 09:43 AM (wczgi)

916 I adore Stuart Varney!

Posted by: mpfs, DeplorableFishstick at November 09, 2016 09:44 AM (EOK/M)

917


Who's the woman in pink on Fox?

Gorgeous...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2016 09:44 AM (/p3r9)

918 Oh and f&ck the Bushes very very much.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 09, 2016 09:44 AM (APrym)

919 CNN: "America is a deeply divided nation. Now how can Trump heal that divide?"

Hahahaaa.

Posted by: Ed Anger at November 09, 2016 09:44 AM (RcpcZ)

920 >>Anyone have a video for the Clinton concession speech? I didn't stay up
for it, and this is just about the only time I want to hear that woman
talk.


She sent Podesta out.
SHe refused to concede, sent her supporters home.
Then called Trump within an hour to concede.

Supposedly she will make a statement at 9:30 today...

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 09:44 AM (NOIQH)

921 Anyone have a video for the Clinton concession speech?

Who wants to tell him?

Joe, what would you expect those classless a-holes to do?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 09, 2016 09:44 AM (nyTyw)

922 >>>907 Anyone have a video for the Clinton concession speech? I didn't stay up for it, and this is just about the only time I want to hear that woman talk.

Judge Smalls: "WELL?!? WE'RE WAITING!!!"

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 09, 2016 09:44 AM (VshVW)

923 Posted by: mpfs, DeplorableFishstick at November 09, 2016 09:44 AM (EOK/M)

Hey mpfs! I heard about the thyroid. Sorry you're dealing with that, and I hope you kick its ass!

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 09:45 AM (0mRoj)

924 900 There should be a lot of job openings coming up soon for 'expert'. Either that or I have no idea what an expert is.

Only species left alive after a nuclear war will be cockroaches. Kind of the same thing here, I'm not really expecting a whole lot of change.

Posted by: moon over vermont at November 09, 2016 09:45 AM (kUmUV)

925 878 Ahhh, no TV. actually I'm not sure who Rick Wilson is
Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2016 09:37 AM (2RVmA)

He's the Beach Boy the rest of the guys don't like to talk about.

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 09:45 AM (7HtZB)

926 Contrary to all the doom n' gloomers, all of the major market indices are up. Darn, I had hope to buy stock, today.

Posted by: pep at November 09, 2016 09:45 AM (NrQPT)

927 Steve Doocy interviewing New Yorkers and commenting ruefully that before the election it was all Hillary and now Trump admirers are coming out of the woodwork.

That's New York for you, always with the winner.

Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2016 09:46 AM (8zHLN)

928 Anyone have a video for the Clinton concession speech? I didn't stay up
for it, and this is just about the only time I want to hear that woman
talk.


it is coming soon on networks- they needed to put her to bed yesterday

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 09:46 AM (c6/9Q)

929 So, quick summary

President: R
US Senate: R
House: R
Majority of Governorships: R (34, possibly as many as 36 when it's all over)
Majority of state legislative chambers: R (not close)

Remind me again who is the "national" party in this country? And who is the "fringe" "regional" party?

Posted by: DocJ at November 09, 2016 09:46 AM (NYS7S)

930 And, BTW, has anybody got Mary Cloggenstein on suicide watch?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2016 09:43 AM (X6fMO)

I will volunteer to watch

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at November 09, 2016 09:46 AM (QPdNE)

931 You know what I love about this morning? Months ago I wrote a post-mortem for America expecting a Hilary victory That I was planning on posting today. I ripped it up & threw it out.

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 09:46 AM (7HtZB)

932
David Frum

No more jokes, this is a dark hour.




Mmmmm..... tears.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 09:46 AM (kdS6q)

933 Oh Trump also has to take control of the FCC and rein that Bitch in

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 09:46 AM (dELE3)

934 Goodnight Hillary,
Goodnight Hillary,
Goodnight Hillary!
We're sad to see you go.

Merrily we roll along, roll along, roll along,
Merrily we roll along
O'er the dark blue sea.

Posted by: Caliban at November 09, 2016 09:47 AM (DrC22)

935 For the first time in my adult life, I'm proud to be waiting for a Hillary speech.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? Taking My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 09:47 AM (WlGX+)

936 929 So, quick summary

President: R
US Senate: R
House: R
Majority of Governorships: R (34, possibly as many as 36 when it's all over)
Majority of state legislative chambers: R (not close)

Remind me again who is the "national" party in this country? And who is the "fringe" "regional" party?
Posted by: DocJ at November 09, 2016 09:46 AM (NYS7S)

Just proves that America is still a racist nation. Or something.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 09:47 AM (0mRoj)

937 "I think President Elect Trump should offer DOI to Sarah Palin. She
knows oil and gas and can field dress a moose. DOI and its assorted
Bureaus and Services is definitely a swamp that needs draining."

Seconded.

Posted by: Annalucia at November 09, 2016 09:47 AM (a5bF3)

938 I don't ever look at Huffington, but am told that they feel partly responsible for the loss, as their job is apparently to pick a side and convince everyone to vote accordingly.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 09, 2016 09:47 AM (7ZVPa)

939 looking forward to a new house majority leader come january

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 09:47 AM (c6/9Q)

940 Wow, this feels great. As Churchill observed: Nothing beats the feeling of being shot at and missed.

Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2016 09:47 AM (2RVmA)

941 David Frum

Fuck that guy with a caviar spoon in particular.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 09, 2016 09:47 AM (a15nL)

942 Anyone have a video for the Clinton concession speech?

There won't be one. Steiner is still coming.

Posted by: pep at November 09, 2016 09:47 AM (NrQPT)

943 932
David Frum

No more jokes, this is a dark hour.




Mmmmm..... tears.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 09:46 AM (kdS6q)

Here Frum, have a bag of dicks. You get depressed when you're hungry.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 09:48 AM (0mRoj)

944 Ha! Son's 8am college class cancelled today, no reason given.


Prof's butthurt?

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 09, 2016 09:48 AM (JO9+V)

945 Bush lied America died racist tea baggers Trump lovers hate coloreds and fags!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein, Brattleboro Vermont at November 09, 2016 09:48 AM (FqgrG)

946 speaking of monkeys on crack, ace didn't stop tweeting until four hours ago. What's that, 5am, your time? Boy has stamina!

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2016 09:48 AM (eMnol)

947 Whatever happens with Trump as President, you know what won't happen? He won't have NPS detain people at gunpoint for wanting to look at Mt. Rushmore, or close the Air Force Museum & deny WWII vets one last look at the planes they flew just to make a point in a budget showdown.

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 09:48 AM (7HtZB)

948 "No more jokes, this is a dark hour."


I'm grinning like Bob in the stiffy pill ad. This is great.

Posted by: freaked at November 09, 2016 09:48 AM (KvWlw)

949 Trump also did this on far less money. It's a rebuke to Industrial Campaigning as it had been practiced for years. All those involved in that industry are now facing job insecurity like so many other people have for a long time.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 09:48 AM (mBYZv)

950 942 Anyone have a video for the Clinton concession speech?

There won't be one. Steiner is still coming.
Posted by: pep at November 09, 2016 09:47 AM (NrQPT)

To deliver a tankerfull of dicks.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 09:48 AM (0mRoj)

951 Follow me here...

Rick Perry.

EPA Administrator.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 09, 2016 09:49 AM (hGgOZ)

952 Also, go to hell, James Comey.

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 09, 2016 09:49 AM (ZLQuU)

953 Those maps at the NYT, ( following the Drudge link), are mesmerizing.

Especially the one with all the red arrows going to the right.

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 09:49 AM (2w7OO)

954
Robert Popper

Been raining all night in London.

Felt like the world was crying.




Mmmmm.... tears.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 09:49 AM (kdS6q)

955 Melania should wear a bikini and a sash that says, "Mrs. First Lady" or "Mrs. Triumph" just to rub some noses the wrong way. We will finally have a First Lady who really is a fashion icon and will look fabulous in a pants suit or anything at all!

Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-irredeemably deplorable,sexist islamaphobe,racist redneck at November 09, 2016 09:49 AM (JNDQi)

956 I coulda been a contenda

Posted by: low energy Jeb at November 09, 2016 09:49 AM (m/Gc2)

957 Morning everyone.
Sounds like an interesting night around here was had by many.
My sister, God bless her, was blowing up my phone with texts in the early AM.

I always thought it would be close.

Do we have a to- do List for President Trump to get to work on?

Posted by: tubal at November 09, 2016 09:49 AM (d6TTt)

958 Shock and awe! That was a J-DEM missile dropped into the deepest level of the progressive cave right there. As big a repudiation of Obama's policies as it is possible to get. He's been a disaster for his party on every level. That 50%+ approval rating isn't connected to anything.

I made up a special drink last night (really just my usual bourbon and soda) I dubbed the Too Close To Call. The media just didn't want to put states in Trump's column. I think with Florida they waited until 99.99% of precincts reported.

And now, I have to go help a bunch of lefty celebrities pack!

Posted by: JuJuBee at November 09, 2016 09:49 AM (kma8f)

959 "I do hope that Trump makes a call to Ryan and McConnell and warns them not to do anything stupid in the Lame Dick session this Xmas."

I hope he quietly moves to get both of these traitors replaced immediately. Of all the purges needed, the purge of the GOP is one that doesn't have to be done nicely. No fucking quarter.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 09, 2016 09:49 AM (97XyN)

960 I am waiting for the mother of all Downfall parodies.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 09, 2016 09:49 AM (7ZVPa)

961 Applebees will be a dark and forlorn place tonight.

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 09, 2016 09:50 AM (ZLQuU)

962 Hillary Clinton thought SO MUCH of the useful idiots that showed up at her election night rally, she sent John Fuckin' Podesta to tell them to go home.

She is such a punk-ass bitch, she couldn't even concede "publicly". She phoned it in to Trump.

It must have been like the Fuhrer-bunker in her hotel room last night...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 09, 2016 09:50 AM (wtvvX)

963 ***887 Poor Old Paul Krugman***

Style Guide requires "Disgraced Enron Adviser Paul Krugman".

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at November 09, 2016 09:50 AM (Rf6p0)

964 Trump should not take any "bring everyone together" positions or tone...

Start from the first speech by saying the country has been mismanaged for the past 8 years and this is the biggest "turnaround" project on earth. Emphasize that competent people are being lined up to replace political hacks and that the country will put on the right track soon.

Bring hope to the people while trashing Obama and the democrats.

No group hugs.

Posted by: jwest at November 09, 2016 09:50 AM (Zs4uk)

965 >>Hillary had her concession speech ready, but was too upset to read it.


>>And *that* will be the legacy of the first major party woman presidential candidate: to freakin' emotional to lose gracefully. What an embarrassment for women she is!

How convenient a story that is. She's trying hard, but reality disappoints her.

Bull.

They canceled the fireworks. She wasn't shocked, shocked. The polls were getting close.

If you run, you can lose.

Drunk or angry, I can believe. Both, I'd bet good money on.

Can't wait for the tell all books.

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 09, 2016 09:50 AM (gTQoY)

966 It's a rebuke to Industrial Campaigning as it had been practiced for years.

Beware the hack consultant industrial complex.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 09, 2016 09:50 AM (nyTyw)

967 Hilary picked the wrong Virginian, she should have gone with Webb.

Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2016 09:50 AM (2RVmA)

968 Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein, Brattleboro Vermont at November 09, 2016 09:48 AM (FqgrG)

*** Mary, I note some recent variations in the spelling of your surname. Is your dyslexia acting up again?

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 09, 2016 09:51 AM (R0i94)

969 Any idea how we can hold Trump to his promises? He's a wildcard and we need to tip the balance toward us...already sounding a bit conciliatory to the sweet, lovable left who called him Hitler every other word...

Posted by: JeezythaDeplorable at November 09, 2016 09:51 AM (rSjUn)

970


Fuck in Particular:

The MFM
The GOPe
The Clinton Crime Cartel
The Bushs
The MFM

You said MFM twice

I like fucking the MFM

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2016 09:51 AM (PjWy4)

971 962 Hillary Clinton thought SO MUCH of the useful idiots that showed up at her election night rally, she sent John Fuckin' Podesta to tell them to go home.

She is such a punk-ass bitch, she couldn't even concede "publicly". She phoned it in to Trump.

It must have been like the Fuhrer-bunker in her hotel room last night...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 09, 2016 09:50 AM (wtvvX)

Everyone out except Podesta, Huma, Mook and Palmieri.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 09:52 AM (0mRoj)

972 It must have been like the Fuhrer-bunker in her hotel room last night...


Posted by: Tex Lovera

Toilets all backed up and a dead dog on the floor?

Posted by: Bruce at November 09, 2016 09:52 AM (8ikIW)

973 Any idea how we can hold Trump to his promises? He's a wildcard and we need to tip the balance toward us...already sounding a bit conciliatory to the sweet, lovable left who called him Hitler every other word...
Posted by: JeezythaDeplorable at November 09, 2016 09:51 AM (rSjUn)

yeah we take 48 hours to celebrate and party and then worry about it on Friday...We deserve that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 09:52 AM (dELE3)

974 So much to look forward to. Inauguration Day cannot come soon enough.

I hope Israel is starting to feel a little more secure right about now.

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 09:52 AM (JSovD)

975 "Media which got everything wrong will now tell you all the things that will happen as a result of the thing they said wouldn't happen."

Heh.

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2016 09:52 AM (eMnol)

976 My husband just called and woke me from a deep, passed-out drunk, sleep with this:

"Honey, I have an ear worm I need to share with you: Ding dong the witch is dead."

I came to and literally jumped out of bed.

My head hurts, but I'm happy!

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 09:52 AM (PY9jH)

977 And so, like that, the Whatever Happened To Baby Jane Campaign was thrown in the van.

Also, limited concern this morning. Odd, that.

Posted by: Sporkatus at November 09, 2016 09:52 AM (eXSOZ)

978 So who do we like for Secretary of Education? State?

Posted by: vivi at November 09, 2016 09:53 AM (11H2y)

979 That smell in the Federal buildings this morning?

It's the smell of urine.

All those corrupt employees pissed their pants this morning as they realized Trump will be the next President of the US.


*fapfapfapfapfap*

Posted by: Baby Dicks at November 09, 2016 09:53 AM (/kYMn)

980 Eat shit, Obama and Mooch.

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 09, 2016 09:53 AM (ZLQuU)

981 OTOH, Stretch Pelosi got 82pc of the votes of all my neighbors.

I'm ronery, so ronery...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 09, 2016 09:53 AM (EZebt)

982
Chuck Ross

Trump performed worse than Romney in Manhattan, better in the other 4 boroughs.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 09:53 AM (kdS6q)

983 Toilets all backed up and a dead dog on the floor?

I am finding this way funnier than I should.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 09, 2016 09:53 AM (hGgOZ)

984 It must have been like the Fuhrer-bunker in her hotel room last night...

Pennsylvanien...

Pennsylvanien kommt nicht.

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2016 09:53 AM (eMnol)

985 I hope Israel is starting to feel a little more secure right about now.
Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 09:52 AM (JSovD)

they have to worry about Fredo giving them a huge "Fuck You" at the UN on the way out the door

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 09:53 AM (dELE3)

986 Bush lied America died racist tea baggers Trump lovers hate coloreds and fags!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein, Brattleboro Vermont at November 09, 2016 09:48 AM (FqgrG)


**pats Mary on the head**

Ah, that's my girl. I was worried about you. Now go make me a sammich, sugar tits.

But first. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2016 09:54 AM (X6fMO)

987 Sabato jerkin' the gherkin on FOX now.

Yeah, yeah...industry wide failure.

Yeah, yeah...not your fault.


I'm sure that you were an honest broker, Sabato, really. No hint of finagling the numbers. At. All.


Oh, look! Here's big bag of donkey dicks for your breakfast.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 09, 2016 09:54 AM (9q7Dl)

988 Larry Sabato saying on Fox all pollsters got it wrong and they must improve for next time.

Larry, it's not going to happen as long as people are demonised for not complying with political correctness.

Make it acceptable to voice real opinions and then you will get them.

Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2016 09:54 AM (8zHLN)

989 >>Drunk or angry, I can believe. Both, I'd bet good money on.


Can't wait for the tell all books.


Me, too.
Is there anyone who even likes her?
The Wikileaks emails are just brutal - not a lot of love there from her inner circle, and now that she can't be their meal ticket/source of power? Buh bye!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 09:54 AM (NOIQH)

990 So who do we like for Secretary of Education? State?

Posted by: vivi


--

We don't need a Secretary of Education. Shut down the entire operation. For state? Easy. Bolton.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 09, 2016 09:54 AM (7ZVPa)

991 Trump performed worse than Romney in Manhattan, better in the other 4 boroughs.

NYC, your services will not be required.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 09, 2016 09:54 AM (hGgOZ)

992 So who do we like for Secretary of Education? State?
Posted by: vivi at November 09, 2016 09:53 AM (11H2y)

State "The Stash"

Education- Eliminate the whole thing

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 09:54 AM (dELE3)

993 I hope the promised resignations of all those worthless federal employees commences soon... That dead wood needs trimming!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 09, 2016 09:54 AM (kP16F)

994 978 So who do we like for Secretary of Education? State?
Posted by: vivi at November 09, 2016 09:53 AM (11H2y)

John Bolton for State. Burn the Department of Education to the ground and piss on the ashes.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 09:54 AM (0mRoj)

995 Chuck Ross

Trump performed worse than Romney in Manhattan, better in the other 4 boroughs.


Then Manhattan must suck and be part of the problem.

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2016 09:54 AM (ysprU)

996 I like fucking the MFM
Posted by: In Vino Veritits

Some are hot

Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2016 09:54 AM (2RVmA)

997 Breaking: Time Square event!

The media just announced that, as the first step in the process of attempting to regain their self respect, journalists will be joining Madonna in publicly fellating all comers. NYT gives the prospects a 2% chance of success.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Aware and I WILL NOT COMPLY!) at November 09, 2016 09:54 AM (4ng05)

998
965 >>Hillary had her concession speech ready, but was too upset to read it.


>>And *that* will be the legacy of the first major party woman presidential candidate: to freakin' emotional to lose gracefully. What an embarrassment for women she is!


Strong woman, just the strongest there ever was...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 09, 2016 09:55 AM (BK3ZS)

999 ...and how do we elect ourselves a New Mainstream Media? And a New Academe? Who do we like for Supreme Court? I'm giddy!

Posted by: vivi at November 09, 2016 09:55 AM (11H2y)

1000 WOOT WOOT MOTHERFUCKERS!

I am going to be one helluva dick today.

Tried the humble route....got labeled a racist.

Fuck all y'all lib sonsobitches.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 09, 2016 09:55 AM (/D5Lf)

1001 Newt is going to State

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 09:55 AM (c6/9Q)

1002 @nevergiveup lol fair enouhg - my hangover is killing me anyways

Posted by: JeezythaDeplorable at November 09, 2016 09:55 AM (rSjUn)

1003 978 So who do we like for Secretary of Education? State?
Posted by: vivi at November 09, 2016 09:53 AM (11H2y)

Dismantle Dept. of Education. The 'Stache for State.

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 09:55 AM (7HtZB)

1004 Just dawned on me....

Someone needs to tell W that he won't be the last Republican Pres after all.

Tell you this.....if nothing else, the Bushes are dead to me. ( A long list of others too, starting with Romney, but especially the Bushes)

Posted by: FITP at November 09, 2016 09:55 AM (G6S0F)

1005 >>My husband just called and woke me from a deep, passed-out drunk, sleep with this:

>>"Honey, I have an ear worm I need to share with you: Ding dong the witch is dead."


For a second there, I thought this was going to be posted by Bill Clinton.



Good morning and here's a cookie.

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 09, 2016 09:55 AM (gTQoY)

1006 OMG Yes!! The Stash for State!

Posted by: vivi at November 09, 2016 09:55 AM (11H2y)

1007
Kristen S Anderson

Exit polls show Trump only losing white women with college degrees by 6 points. There's your shy Trump vote.

Byron Tau

Trump did better than Romney among blacks by 5 points. He did 2 points better among Latinos.




And the narritive crumbles.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 09:55 AM (kdS6q)

1008 I will say this:

We now have the White House, House, and Senate for the first time in 88 years. It is TIME to get shit done.

You have NO excuses not to repeal Obamacide, abortion funding, the Iran nuclear "deal", over-regulation, and open borders. You need to slash spending and eliminate the FSA's free ride.

And Lord help you assholes if you don't.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 09, 2016 09:56 AM (wtvvX)

1009 Wow - FOX is playing the Stones- You can't always get what you want--for the left. LMAO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 09:56 AM (dELE3)

1010 Get those people back in here. TURN THOSE MACINES BACK ON!!!!!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton, Retired Mobster at November 09, 2016 09:56 AM (ZLQuU)

1011 877
You lost to a salesman with all of the fraud machinery in place?! My God, woman, you must be an awful human being for people to see thru all that.

Posted by: Saul Alinksy at November 09, 2016 09:37 AM (29QcC)

Haven't read through the whole thread yet, but thread winner.

Posted by: Agent K at November 09, 2016 09:56 AM (WuRdh)

1012 I think a Bag O' Dicks comes in a dozen like donuts.
Posted by: eleven at November 09, 2016 09:13 AM


For some of us, anyway.

Posted by: Peter North at November 09, 2016 09:56 AM (DMUuz)

1013 My lefty cow-orkers are in shock. It's all I can do not to break cover and laugh out loud. It's like they came to adulthood believing in Santa Claus and then got the news this morning. Oh, and he's a racist idiot Russian agent. This and THIS IS WHITE RACISM are going to be the big memes. (Here's hoping the President Elect (snrrf, I love writing that) pulls out the popular vote.)

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at November 09, 2016 09:56 AM (RD7QR)

1014 CNN is melting down

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 09:56 AM (1TXSC)

1015 790 >> I guess Mooch is mad at us again.

Why Mooch, are you mad at me? Are we cross?

Because if you are mad at me, I'm not sure if I can bear it.

Posted by: Doc GnuBreed at November 09, 2016 09:56 AM (b/kAv)

1016 We can only imagine the Gotterdammerung that obamam has planned for the next 70 days

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 09:56 AM (7HtZB)

1017 Hillary Clinton thought SO MUCH of the useful idiots that showed up at her election night rally, she sent John Fuckin' Podesta to tell them to go home.

I thought sending Podester the Molester to the podium was her way of saying she was going to Al Gore this result to death. Then the reports came in that she called Trump and conceded. I give her credit for that, that she realized the country had just told her to GO HOME GRANDMA.

Posted by: JuJuBee at November 09, 2016 09:57 AM (kma8f)

1018 I guess I should feel sorry for poor little Che Che.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at November 09, 2016 09:57 AM (Rf6p0)

1019 And one last thing:

Trump, who I am NOT a fan of, defeated TWO political "dynasties" in one election.

Think real hard on that, mofos.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 09, 2016 09:57 AM (wtvvX)

1020 Fox has an executive summary of some exit polls. Its not very good and I will try to find something better over the next few days. They are almost saying the racist thing too. They are essentially saying he won based on support of white men and a fall off of black voters. Which I had been saying was going to happen for over a year.


If you want to see some racist voters just look at the black vote for Obama. And BTW the 87% number they use here for 2012 is probably BS because it was 96% in 2008.


http://fxn.ws/2fZq3rL

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 09:57 AM (mpXpK)

1021 1014 CNN is melting down
Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 09:56 AM (1TXSC)

Good. Fuck 'em.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 09:57 AM (0mRoj)

1022 I am still no longer a member of a Party.
My guy won this time, no thanks to them.
I hope they get from Trump exactly what Trump feels inclined to give them.

He is not beholden.

Posted by: tubal at November 09, 2016 09:57 AM (d6TTt)

1023 Wifey taped the Podesta and Trump speeches for me.
The shits on the ABC channel had to bring up that they were shocked that Hillary couldn't do it because she had soooooo many more campaign offices in the states she lost.

That damn Trump, being all efficient.

Posted by: Bruce at November 09, 2016 09:57 AM (8ikIW)

1024 Thank God. Drain the swamp in the justice department. Put someone who takes the job seriously and lets get back to being a nation of laws.

That will be a great first start.

Posted by: Drider at November 09, 2016 09:57 AM (bdzyz)

1025 "if nothing else, the Bushes are dead to me"

Yep. I'm done with defending him and giving him the benefit of any doubt. He does not deserve that. Fuck George Bush.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 09, 2016 09:57 AM (97XyN)

1026 Wow, this feels great. As Churchill observed: Nothing beats the feeling of being shot at and missed.

Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2016 09:47 AM (2RVmA)
=======================================

Ha! Love it.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 09:57 AM (dFi94)

1027 >> Who do we like for Supreme Court?

Cruz has been suggested.


Tee hee.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Okay, I'll have that out of my system by next month or so.

*snort*

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 09, 2016 09:57 AM (gTQoY)

1028 It must have been like the Fuhrer-bunker in her hotel room last night...

Pennsylvanien...

Pennsylvanien kommt nicht.



STEINER!

Steiner, mein furher...........

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 09:58 AM (2w7OO)

1029 I am telling you now, the electorate hasn't changed much from 2000 or 2004. The only difference in 2008 and 2012 was higher black turnout, and it returned to historical levels yesterday.



Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 09, 2016 09:58 AM (7ZVPa)

1030 >>We don't need a Secretary of Education.


I seem to recall Trump in a recent rally saying something like, "And Common Core...we're gonna end that, folks...it's gone..."

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 09:58 AM (NOIQH)

1031 >Trump, who I am NOT a fan of, defeated TWO political "dynasties" in one election.

Good point!

I remember going in this election thinking no bushes no Clintons and thank god at least that happened!

Posted by: Lea at November 09, 2016 09:58 AM (lIU4e)

1032 sounds like clinton did not concede directly - sent abadin to Kelly Ann

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 09:58 AM (c6/9Q)

1033 Off MIB sock!

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 09:58 AM (WuRdh)

1034 Now that Her Majesty ascension to the throne has been thwarted, perhaps the FBI should look again, for reelz this time, into Clinton's treasonous breeches of national security and racketeering...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 09, 2016 09:58 AM (kP16F)

1035 Wait on the DoE. By nationizing the student loan process, Obama has given Trump the tool to drain the campus swamp. Tie loans to the job market, use the same tools they used to shut down the for profit colleges to hammer the SJW degrees.

Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2016 09:58 AM (2RVmA)

1036 I'm shrinking!

Posted by: PM Zoolander's Balls at November 09, 2016 09:58 AM (/kYMn)

1037 sounds like clinton did not concede directly - sent abadin to Kelly Ann
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 09:58 AM (c6/9Q)

No, she made the intro call but Trump did talk to The FAB

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 09:59 AM (dELE3)

1038 Is there a "greatest shits" compilation of the MSM meltdowns - Van Jones, Carville, Juan Williams et al - from last night?

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 09:59 AM (7HtZB)

1039 Im meeting my Jewish highly educated female Trump voting friends


How we will laugh

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 09:59 AM (1TXSC)

1040
Toss DC a bone and end their "Taxation Without Representation" beef by returning the territory to Maryland and revoking its 3 electoral votes. Since to do so would require a Constitutional amendment, strike while the iron is hot.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 09, 2016 09:59 AM (BK3ZS)

1041 What I personally can't wait to see?


Trump behind the "Office of the President Elect" seal on a podium.


ESAD dems.

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 09:59 AM (2w7OO)

1042 Der Krieg... Der Krieg ist verloren...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 09, 2016 10:00 AM (kP16F)

1043
'If nothing else, the Bushes are dead to me"

Right on. No more Bush/Clinton dynasty junk. Fresh blood.

Posted by: Drider at November 09, 2016 10:00 AM (bdzyz)

1044 Im meeting my Jewish highly educated female Trump voting friends


How we will laugh
Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 09:59 AM (1TXSC)


Wish I could be there and buy you all drinks

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 10:00 AM (dELE3)

1045 And here's one for all the Morons; enjoy!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHQLQ1Rc_Js

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 10:00 AM (mpXpK)

1046 Posted by: Nevergiveup



oh good

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 10:00 AM (c6/9Q)

1047 "Hillary Clinton thought SO MUCH of the useful idiots
that showed up at her election night rally, she sent John Fuckin'
Podesta to tell them to go home.
"

At least she didn't throw lamps at them.


Posted by: Ripley at November 09, 2016 10:00 AM (1BQGO)

1048 Someone asked above about the out-of-the-gates agenda.

1. PUT THE BORDER PATROL ON THE BORDER.

2. Sink the next Nork sub out of port and don't say a word.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 09, 2016 10:00 AM (hGgOZ)

1049 You know, Hillary, we made it for 70 years. What is wrong with you?

Posted by: The Former Soviet Union at November 09, 2016 10:00 AM (9mTYi)

1050 What garbage declaring Hillary as winning the popular vote. If they still claim not to have counted all the votes to call the last few states how can they declare the final vote.

Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2016 10:00 AM (8zHLN)

1051 Yesterday early I voted then boycotted all news and social media. Woke up this morning to a Clinton loss. Looks like my strategy was successful.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 09, 2016 10:00 AM (JPxW3)

1052 damn willowed already

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 10:00 AM (mpXpK)

1053 LOL

Trump Tower is surrounded by Security and closed to the public

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 10:00 AM (dELE3)

1054 California passes gun law!! The initiative outlaws the possession of ammunition magazines that hold
more than 10rounds, requires background checks for people buying
bullets, makes it a crime not to report lost or stolen guns, and
provides a process for taking guns from people upon their conviction for
a felony.

Posted by: Colin at November 09, 2016 10:00 AM (+V2ho)

1055 >>That damn Trump, being all efficient.

Yeah, shame. Pick you guys up on my next lap through the Milky Way. Good luck with the hair guy.

Posted by: SMOD 2016 at November 09, 2016 10:01 AM (TppKb)

1056 1038 Is there a "greatest shits" compilation of the MSM meltdowns - Van Jones, Carville, Juan Williams et al - from last night?
Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 09:59 AM (7HtZB)

Have to include Stephen Colbert too.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 09, 2016 10:01 AM (KUaJL)

1057 Do you think she shot the television like Elvis last night when Hannity came on?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 09, 2016 10:01 AM (hGgOZ)

1058 1044 Im meeting my Jewish highly educated female Trump voting friends


How we will laugh
Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 09:59 AM (1TXSC)


Wish I could be there and buy you all drinks
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 10:00 AM (dELE3)

Me too. Might get me laid.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 10:01 AM (0mRoj)

1059 Now Springsteen can go back to farming.

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 10:01 AM (7HtZB)

1060 It's okay, Hillary. You're free to come home.

Posted by: Lucifer at November 09, 2016 10:01 AM (2Mnv1)

1061 >>sounds like clinton did not concede directly - sent abadin to Kelly Ann


No, Kellyanne said on Morning Joe that she received the call, handed phone to Trump and heard a ~1 min conversation in which it appeared that both candidates complimented each other on fighting the good fight, with Hills conceding.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 10:01 AM (NOIQH)

1062 I fell asleep thinking it wouldn't happen husband woke me up and hour later and said he Won! pinches self. few texted from friends, mixed responses the best one was "Its a miracle" and I thought yes, yes it is, but the guy worked hard for it. Hopefully He will fight like no one w'eve ever seen to right this ship.

oh and the media LOL were they disappointed! poor perverse jerks. they just did not want to admit we could get Him over the line with All their attempts to wreck it.

Posted by: willow at November 09, 2016 10:02 AM (R7cwD)

1063 Looks like that glass ceiling fell in on Hillary.

What a punk-ass bitch.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 09, 2016 10:02 AM (wtvvX)

1064 Damn. Just learned that the second Georgia cop from the shooting the other day died. He had been in critical condition.

Some nut opened up on them when they tried to arrest him. All of a sudden I'm feeling kinda gloomy.

Posted by: freaked at November 09, 2016 10:03 AM (KvWlw)

1065

We are the secret Trump voter

Feels naughty and subversive

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 10:03 AM (1TXSC)

1066
I fell asleep thinking it wouldn't happen husband woke me up and hour later and said he Won! pinches self.


So you got kinda got "willowed", then?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 09, 2016 10:04 AM (wtvvX)

1067 Romney tweet good luck and wished to Trump

Yeah, no. Fuck him

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 10:04 AM (dELE3)

1068
Millennials in my FB queue are pitching petulent shit fits.

Daughter is saying we'll have to "Skype her for Christmas" next year, which I give zero credence to since she has never followed through on any weighty decision in her life, save one.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 09, 2016 10:04 AM (BK3ZS)

1069 Wonder how full granny scankles depends were last night?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 09, 2016 10:05 AM (wtvvX)

1070 >>By nationizing the student loan process,
>>Obama has given Trump the tool to drain
>> the campus swamp

THIS. SO MUCH THIS.

if the student loans and the federal research grants dry up the school administration will drop troy and lube their butt holes on YouTube to get it back.

Posted by: JEM at November 09, 2016 10:05 AM (TppKb)

1071 Can I be unbanned now?

Posted by: JohnJ at November 09, 2016 10:05 AM (TH0iO)

1072 Let's not forget: a lifelong Prog/Democrat/Self absorbed unethical slime balll still won last night. Trump is not a friend of the right. He played a caricature of what he thought a conservative looked like.

He's better than Hillary but he is NOT our friend.

Posted by: James at November 09, 2016 10:05 AM (9ui3c)

1073 Ok everyone. Sshhhhhh, I just turned on Glenn Beck to see how to deal with a non Hillary win.

Posted by: Drider at November 09, 2016 10:05 AM (bdzyz)

1074 Gotta check on Beck!

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 10:06 AM (PY9jH)

1075 Tex Lovera, haha , I guess I did.

I still can't believe it.
What a battle this is going to be. I think He is up for it.
my my the shock I see on medias faces is really something to behold.


YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Posted by: willow at November 09, 2016 10:06 AM (R7cwD)

1076 Mel is gonna be the next Jackie

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2016 10:06 AM (PjWy4)

1077 Imagine being one of those rent seeking companies who paid $300,000 to listen to that fat ugly bitch yammer for half an hour.

Delicious.

I'm looking at you, Goldman Sachs.

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 09, 2016 10:06 AM (ZLQuU)

1078 "Good morning horde. What a night. I stayed up till after Trump's speech. I will be good for absolutely nothing today. What a night.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 09:28 AM (dFi94)"

--------

I haven't been to sleep yet, once I'm past 2 am I've missed the boat.

I expect I will conk out some time today which is no big deal, I don't have to be anywhere since I'm home recuperating from a bone fracture.

Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2016 10:06 AM (8zHLN)

1079 DISSENT IS ONCE AGAIN THE HIGHEST FORM OF PATRIOTISM, KOMRADES!!!

Posted by: Every Socialist Asshole Right Now at November 09, 2016 10:06 AM (wtvvX)

1080 I would have to think that ,in a way,Obama is pleased Hillary shit the bed.

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2016 10:06 AM (r/0kC)

1081 He's better than Hillary but he is NOT our friend.

Give it a fucking rest, okay?

Since one of Scalia's clerks is probably going to be his first SCOTUS pick, I don't care about being friends.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 09, 2016 10:07 AM (hGgOZ)

1082 He's better than Hillary but he is NOT our friend.

Posted by: James

--

As far as I can tell, he is to the right of both McCain and Romney

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 09, 2016 10:07 AM (7ZVPa)

1083 "Gotta check on Beck!"

It's gonna be wet and deep!

Posted by: Drider at November 09, 2016 10:07 AM (bdzyz)

1084 Art thread up

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 09, 2016 10:07 AM (ZLQuU)

1085
1059 Now Springsteen can go back to farming.
Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 10:01 AM (7HtZB)[/ii]

Rich Zeoli on AM 1210 in Philly refers to him as "Old MacSpringsteen". It's a hoot...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 09, 2016 10:07 AM (BK3ZS)

1086 would have to think that ,in a way,Obama is pleased Hillary shit the bed.
Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2016 10:06 AM (r/0kC)


Well maybe, but not really, since Trump is going to start dismantling his "Legacy" from day one

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 10:08 AM (dELE3)

1087 HILLARYBOT CANNOT FIND "CONCESSION" SUBROUTINE. ABORT. ABORT.

-END OF LINE-

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 10:08 AM (iLoHX)

1088 Millennials in my FB queue are pitching petulent shit fits.

Daughter is saying we'll have to "Skype her for Christmas" next year, which I give zero credence to since she has never followed through on any weighty decision in her life, save one.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 09, 2016 10:04 AM (BK3ZS)

Some little butthurt twit was walking past my house, screaming, "What the F is wrong with people??" I chose not to enlighten him that he's pointing that question the wrong way.

Off to a mammogram. Even that seems fun today!!

Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at November 09, 2016 10:08 AM (VnCI9)

1089 I'd like a graph of contributions to the Clinton Foundation.

And then I'm going to ski down that slope, slalom style.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 09, 2016 10:08 AM (nyTyw)

1090 I don't think the POS is pleased she lost, Trump promised to undo every thing he did over the last 8 years.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 09, 2016 10:09 AM (7ZVPa)

1091 What I love most about Trump winning is not so much Trump, but the FACT that Elites have been shown that people like us are not a bunch of slavish robots.

We will not be used, and despised.

Fuck you Elites. We are still a Free People.

Posted by: tubal at November 09, 2016 10:09 AM (d6TTt)

1092 and the media, how does one 'get over the loss' the dems and voters that didn't vote for their girl. LOL
and we did it because economy has been less than impressive at times and so many aren't reaching their dreams, jobs college and stuff.

and Foreign leaders are scared, because they have no idea what he might do.

(I guess they liked that Obama would do nothing and let the world burn while they srubbed up the assets")
anyway what a trip.
congrats Horde!

Posted by: willow at November 09, 2016 10:09 AM (R7cwD)

1093

Everything is different today

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 10:09 AM (1TXSC)

1094 Most of all I look forward to a few troll free months around here.

Hey guess what THE POLLS WERE WRONG.

So the poll trolls can bite me.

Posted by: Dave_in_fla at November 09, 2016 10:09 AM (wfDW1)

1095 New Poll Question: More entertaining to see Hillary turn herself in, or try to take off in a white van with Huma?

Posted by: OurFederalism at November 09, 2016 10:11 AM (48KEb)

1096 Some little butthurt twit was walking past my house, screaming, "What the F is wrong with people??"

I don't imagine that a light bulb went off in the little twits head that he was kinda...You know...*whistles and rolls eyes*

Oh good news. Glenn Beck has pulled some words of wisdom from his archives. Throw the bones Beck and lets get a reading!

Posted by: Drider at November 09, 2016 10:11 AM (bdzyz)

1097 I'd like a graph of contributions to the Clinton Foundation.

And then I'm going to ski down that slope, slalom style.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)

Wear your GoPro, that's gonna be a cliff like fall line

Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2016 10:12 AM (2RVmA)

1098 Wow. You weren't kidding. Hillary didn't give a concession speech.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 09, 2016 10:12 AM (KUaJL)

1099 Wish I could stick around and gloat, but it's new car day for my daughter and son in law.

Toyota Highlander or for her, Sienna van for him.

Just because they carry my grandkids around and we've got the ability to help.

An added benefit is that the dealer is in Ann Arbor and I get to see some liberal tears.

Enjoy the day.

Posted by: jwest at November 09, 2016 10:14 AM (Zs4uk)

1100 How did I first hear about this news? I woke up, turned on the computer, opened up the internet to the Google homepage...And there was nothing special about the logo. That's when I knew. Because if Hillary had won, they would have had a celebratory doodle all ready to go.

Posted by: Castle Guy at November 09, 2016 10:14 AM (7aeqx)

1101 Enjoy the day.

Grab that car salesman by the pussy, jwest.

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 09, 2016 10:17 AM (fiGNd)

1102 Just woke up to a bright day. That was brilliantly put JJ

Posted by: Karmic Justice at November 09, 2016 10:19 AM (iJaqf)

1103 Two points:

1. Three political dynasties failed this year.
Bush
Clinton
Bayh
2. All those who claim to support good governance and despise money in politics should be happy.
Trump was outspent, and won.
Despite all the deals, secret meetings, evidence tampering and double standards, they failed.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 09, 2016 10:21 AM (326rv)

1104 I've said it before and I'll keep saying it as i truly believe it. Never,ever, EVER stop fighting. Even when it's really dark amd rainy and you're cut n hurting. Never quit.

Posted by: fastfreefall at November 09, 2016 10:21 AM (xx+Uq)

1105 I woke up giggling like a schoolgirl. Is this what happiness feels like?

Posted by: BraineaterBob at November 09, 2016 10:23 AM (hfMmg)

1106 She is such a punk-ass bitch, she couldn't even concede "publicly". She phoned it in to Trump.

It must have been like the Fuhrer-bunker in her hotel room last night...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 09, 2016 09:50 AM (wtvvX)

I personally thinkHillary Clinton isdesperately sick, held together with Bondo and bailing wire.

I suspectHillary didn't give a concession speech because her handlers feared she would collapse on camera. I predict she'll be dead from whatever's killing her or permanently insensible within six months, less.

Posted by: troyriser at November 09, 2016 10:24 AM (OGbEB)

1107 The Dems came up with the mantra "when they go low we go high".

But the truth is they and the MSM were classless to the end.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 09, 2016 10:29 AM (QT68j)

1108 He's better than Hillary but he is NOT our friend.

Posted by: James at November 09, 2016 10:05 AM (9ui3c)

We saw a different Trump in the latter days of the campaign. I think ashis chances of winning this thing came within the realm of possibility, he and his people had to grow the hell up with a quickness and--to their credit--they did. I think much of that newfound discipline and gravitas is due toTrump's family--his daughter especially--and Governor Pence.

Anyway, I'm willing to give the man a chance.

Posted by: troyriser at November 09, 2016 10:32 AM (OGbEB)

1109 Outraged Joakim Noah leads sports worlds Trump panic



Remember this scrunt is the SOB who refused to eat with the West Point Cadets

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 09:31 AM


Wait, what?! Who the hell is this douchecanoe?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 09, 2016 10:33 AM (kDUMP)

1110 1106 It must have been like the Fuhrer-bunker in her hotel room last night...

~~~

Can't wait for the Internet's subtitled Hitler yelling at the Generals vid...

Posted by: socalcon at November 09, 2016 10:33 AM (Roy2Z)

1111 Not much attention paid to Kentucky this morning, but results there were huge - thanks to Obama's war on coal, Dems were completely wiped out and Republicans now have a total lock on the state for the first time in forever. Even the dem speaker of the house lost.

Combined with the West Va results, this is why Joe Manchin is almost certainly going to switch parties soon.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 09, 2016 10:34 AM (V2Yro)

1112 115
Don't know if this will even go through, Ace has probably banned me.

But congratulations to Trump. It was a big upset for sure.

We will see how it all turns out. I am cautiously optimistic that he will do something constructive.


Posted by: chemjeff at November 09, 2016 07:48 AM (uAvJJ) President Trump has already done "something constructive", he destroyed the democrats, the GOP, and the media. He's given us the opportunity to save this great land. Good Day!

Posted by: MAGA at November 09, 2016 10:35 AM (yOWG+)

1113 Currently there is about a 20 minute wait to get into Canada at the Detroit-Windsor crossing.

Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at November 09, 2016 10:36 AM (vI+F1)

1114 "Oh, what a night it was and oh, what a day it is! I still can't believe that the long, national nightmare of Barack Hussein Obama is going to be over"

Remember the end of the original Carrie movie. YOU think the nightmare's over but you get one last fright in the lame duck section of the movie. However here's hoping anything JEF tries can be undone.

This needn't be just a rest on the road to progressivism. Make a positive difference in the inner cities and keep the promises to the working class (and others) and after college educated people come home, you've got a winning coalition for generations. The lower classes are natural part of a future GOP coalition. Without the Dems rah-rahing for race wars, the country may finally begin to heal.

Don't put the equivalent of GHW Bush in afterwards to kill the correction.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 10:39 AM (iWW0H)

1115 12 No, we definitely didn't beat the left, seeing as how we elected one of their own.

Posted by: ronm822

The new conservative majority on the SCOTUS rules otherwise.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 10:42 AM (iWW0H)

1116 23
Savor every last word:

Washington Post: They gathered in hopes of hearing Clinton's victory speech. The night ended in sobs and the sounds of TV crews moving on.

The senior Clinton aides who had mingled in the crowd and done television interviews were nowhere to be found. Most slipped into a roped off staff room with guards at the door. They never returned. Left to answer increasingly urgent questions from reporters were a handful of fairly junior press aides, who looked uneasy and uncertain.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix


You just perfectly described the bunker scene from downfall. Steiner, you magnificent bastard!

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 10:45 AM (iWW0H)

1117 20 12 No, we definitely didn't beat the left, seeing as how we elected one of their own.
Posted by: ronm822 at November 09, 2016 07:32 AM (2Ip2l)


As a diehard Cruz supporter, you may go suck an egg.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

My 'eggs' have pudding on them.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 10:48 AM (iWW0H)

1118 To paraphrase the Professor, I'll believe in Global Warming when they stop burning the incriminating files at every agency in Washington, DC.

ps; they've made the immortal Washington's honorable name a curse word. I'm taking back the word, thieves.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 09, 2016 10:48 AM (m6qV1)

1119 Too bad Sheriff Joe lost his office. I guess he'll just have to be head of Homeland Security, or the Border Patrol, or maybe... Ambassador to Mexico?

Posted by: joe at November 09, 2016 10:50 AM (timOb)

1120 175 Remember he promised the first thing he was going to do was prerss charges against Scankles.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 07:50 AM (mpXpK)

I'm going to predict here and now that he won't. He'll mouth some soothing bromides about "bringing the country together" and being a president for "all Americans," which precludes engaging in a "partisan witch hunt." In fact, I guarantee you Ryan and McConnell have already speed-dialed him to tell him in no uncertain terms not to prosecute her.

As Hans and Franz would say, hear me now and believe me later.


Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Perhaps JEF pardons her and others and Trump can righteously go after the foundation money or make a deal that involves YUUUGE fines. Really get them where it hurts.

"Rule of law, folks, rule of law. Ya gotta have it. If you don't you don't have a country.

or

"There's been too much interference with the DOJ and FBI so I'm not going to stand in their way in enforcing the law."

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 10:53 AM (iWW0H)

1121 You may begin. Or for some of you enthusiasts, time for round 2.

Posted by: Winston Wolfe at November 09, 2016 10:54 AM (iWW0H)

1122 Guys

Its over. 24 years after Bill Clinton took office with a policy of personal destruction of political rivals, it's finally over.

The rise of the right leaning media can be tied directly to Clinton's election in 1992. Their ultimate goal--the election of Hillary as the first woman president, has been defeated.

We won. We f-ING won.

So now, perhaps after a few months of joy and scheudnefreude watching the Dems implode, we have to ask overselves: now what?

May I suggest a simple principle, now that we are ascendant: lets advocate for things that maximize human dignity and human freedom. These are, after all part of our inalienable rights given to us by G-d.

Also, lets be sure there is an investigation of the Clinton Foundation. Nobody is above the law.

Posted by: Concerned Citizen at November 09, 2016 11:14 AM (d4mZ8)

1123 Went to bed at 8:30 last night. Couldn't take the stress. So happy this morning. Yesterday was our wedding anniversary and today is hubby's bday. So great presents for us. Have been so stressed. Thanks to the Horde for keeping me sane. Went out an hour ago and raised our flag that has been at half-staff (since CJ Roberts betrayed us) back to it's full glory. I am sure Trump will disappoint me at times, but thank the Lord that the treasonous criminal is gone from my life.

Posted by: cfomahm at November 09, 2016 11:17 AM (RfzVr)

1124 I was in Times Square last night watching people cry as they watched this on the jumbo screen. I was laughing at them. They were freaking out.

Posted by: fish...the lowercase one at November 09, 2016 11:19 AM (28IKx)

1125 A big FUCK YOU to the following:

Democrats (aka Cultural Marxists)

NeverTrumpers (aka milquetoasts)

Ace, a NeverTrumper who was talking about voting for Hillary to dump Trump.

Hollowpoint and other assholes on this blog who are essentially "purist" conservatives (aka NeverTrumpers) that loved Romney and every other shitty little GOPe ever nominated, instead of, you know, a winner.

Thank you, dear orange-colored SMOD with bad hair and duck smirk. Thank you for smashing all of the shitbags into the dirt and proving them all wrong and exposing them for the losers they all are.

PRAISE KEK.

Posted by: Deus Vult at November 09, 2016 11:21 AM (uzNN5)

1126 How long until McCain and another GOPe senator flip parties?

Posted by: Ed Anger at November 09, 2016 11:34 AM (RcpcZ)

1127 My husband just said our so called media "betters" have become very bitter this morning. He's laughing his ass off watching them.

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 11:34 AM (JSovD)

1128 Reason #346 to celebrate ... how much soros money went down the drain last night?

Posted by: chalupa moreno at November 09, 2016 11:44 AM (UOBq3)

1129 WTF is the FAB doing, not going public yet?

Is she negotiating her fee for the "speech?"

Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 09, 2016 11:55 AM (U6f54)

1130 Yesterday was our 36th wedding anniversary -- what a sweet, sweet anniversary present!

Posted by: Sixkiller at November 09, 2016 12:13 PM (mFA3Z)

1131 A slim victory for Trump but as most tagged him a
loser, an upset looks larger by comparison. The GOP on the other hand
demolished Dem ambitions in Congress and in the state governor races. To
their credit the GOP allowed dissent - the loud dissatisfaction with
Trump did not cripple the party, and Dem unity doomed them. The Dems depressed their own voters, whilst the GOP wrestled with the problem of Trump openly and publicly.

Posted by: bhopalawyer at November 09, 2016 01:39 PM (u1DIa)

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