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Wednesday ONT - I Used All The Good Stuff Last Night Edition [Weirddave]
Damn, I'm not sure I have any good content for tonight. You guys know you can send me stuff for the ONT, right? @Weirddave on GAB and @Weirddave0 on Twitter.
Chili Anyhow, Brent Cochran sent me this. I dunno why he didn't send it to CBD for the food thread, but lets start out with a picture of Brent Cochran's homemade chili:
S-M-R-T
32 People Who Will Probably Make You Feel Smart
Most Likely a Hillary supporter
At the Berlin Wall last week. Walls work. pic.twitter.com/2N3B4IUhbj
— Monica Crowley (@MonicaCrowley) October 5, 2015
Oy. Feel Good Story of the Day Incredible recovery of the Nigerian 'witch child' who was left for dead by his parents
People can be so damn good if we let them. This Anja Ringgren Loven is doing damn good, damn hard work. The change in that little boy is remarkable. We Done Bitches Interesting choice of wording on Edmonton road sign. I have a fantastic sense of direction. I took my wife unerringly to my grandparent's old house in Florida, despite not having been there in 20 years and never having driven down there. We were driving and it was just “Hey, I think we're close to...” and off I went. This is true just about everywhere I go. I may get lost, but I can always get back to where I came from at the very least. Everywhere that is except Edmonton. For some reason I get lost in Edmonton like nobody's business. I dunno why. Magnetic fields, maybe. It's a mystery.
Great Moments in Golf
Fan heckles European team during practice. They throw down the gauntlet, “You think you can do better?” A c-note on the green, just to up the pressure. You'll never believe what happens next! Click here to see!.
World's Ugliest Dog Competition Them's some ugly bitches
Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.
-John 15:13 (KJV)
A Stupid Time to be Alive British man wins Ig Nobel Prize for living as a goat in the Alps Taxpayer funded, no doubt.
Still my favourite journalistic line ever. pic.twitter.com/fwWxj7SXrt
— James Doleman (@jamesdoleman) September 22, 2016
News You Can Use Analysis: Is it lawful self-defense to “run down” rioters surrounding your vehicle?
Certainly if the protestors attempt, or reasonably appear to attempt, to forcibly enter the blockaded vehicles, this would constitute reasonable grounds to fear an imminent deadly force attack. Such conduct would include the smashing of windows or attempts to force open doors. The same applies to attempts to set vehicles on fire, or to flip vehicles over.Tonight's ONT brought to you by Banana Forts:
Note that a defender need not necessarily wait until the protestors have turned violent against his particular vehicle. If they have begun threatening or using deadly force against other blockaded vehicles it is reasonable to infer that your own vehicle is likely to be next — you are, after all, legally entitled to defend yourself not just against the danger already occurring to you but also against the danger that is about to occur, that is imminent.
I caution, however, that you can’t just speculate that some danger about to occur, you must be making a reasonable inference from actual evidence (e.g., observations) around you. “For all I knew they were about to start setting cars on fire,” is not enough, that’s mere speculation. “I saw someone approach with a Molotov cocktail,” or “I saw other vehicles ablaze” is, in contrast, evidence from which one can reasonably infer an imminent threat.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 05, 2016 10:45 PM (+b2T3)
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Posted by: Steck - TEXIT at October 05, 2016 10:46 PM (EwReX)
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Posted by: Manolo at October 05, 2016 10:49 PM (ehKFG)
O'Sullivan's First Law states that: "All organizations that are not actually right-wing will over time become left-wing." Case in point: Sports.
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=12517
Posted by: The Political Hat at October 05, 2016 10:49 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 05, 2016 10:49 PM (NlMkN)
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Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 05, 2016 10:50 PM (MvNvG)
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Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 05, 2016 10:52 PM (+b2T3)
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Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 05, 2016 10:52 PM (+b2T3)
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 05, 2016 10:53 PM (c93Ji)
Posted by: BLM/SEIU,Acorn Employee of the Month, June 2013 at October 05, 2016 10:54 PM (MvNvG)
Back in 2010, the mast of the battleship USS Oklahoma was recovered and returned to the state for display.
http://ktul.com/archive/uss-oklahoma-mast-unveiled-in-muskogee
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2016 10:54 PM (787tI)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 05, 2016 10:54 PM (WTSFk)
Attended a special screening of Young Frankenstein (Frahnkensteen!) at the local theatre. Mel Brooks hosted (movie was streamed, he spoke live). Just too cool!
And thoughts and prayers to BC and any other Hordeling in Matthew's path.
Posted by: ibguy at October 05, 2016 10:54 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 05, 2016 10:54 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: bananaDream at October 05, 2016 10:55 PM (Ag8Mw)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, deplorable is better than despicable at October 05, 2016 10:55 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 05, 2016 10:55 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 05, 2016 10:55 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 05, 2016 10:56 PM (WTSFk)
It's now 7:58pm.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 05, 2016 10:56 PM (NlMkN)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 05, 2016 10:56 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 05, 2016 10:56 PM (IqV8l)
I love carrots in chili and ketchup on hot dogs..
Well, I actually do put ketchup on hot dogs
Posted by: deplorable donna at October 05, 2016 10:56 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 05, 2016 10:50 PM (MvNvG)
Carrots, or butternut squash? Either way, they are wrong. Bloody darn wrong.
And no peas in chili either. Meat, onions, garlic, chilies, tomatoes, and if you have to stretch it, some kidney or pinto beans. But no carrots, squash or peas. That's just a mess.
Posted by: Moki at October 05, 2016 10:57 PM (VnCI9)
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 05, 2016 10:57 PM (xTFXi)
Posted by: deplorable donna at October 05, 2016 10:56 PM (O2RFr)
when did that become debatable?
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 05, 2016 10:57 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2016 10:57 PM (787tI)
Posted by: The Dude at October 05, 2016 10:58 PM (SyKbw)
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at October 05, 2016 10:58 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Hillary! at October 05, 2016 10:58 PM (v/y8G)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 05, 2016 10:58 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 05, 2016 10:58 PM (NlMkN)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 05, 2016 10:58 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2016 10:59 PM (787tI)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 05, 2016 10:59 PM (NlMkN)
Clinton's Living and dying by the credo :If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying.
Posted by: socalcon at October 05, 2016 10:59 PM (UXScn)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 05, 2016 10:50 PM (MvNvG)
Carrots, or butternut squash? Either way, they are wrong. Bloody darn wrong.
And no peas in chili either. Meat, onions, garlic, chilies, tomatoes, and if you have to stretch it, some kidney or pinto beans. But no carrots, squash or peas. That's just a mess.
Posted by: Moki at October 05, 2016 10:57 PM (VnCI9)
A mess.
You are too sweet.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 05, 2016 10:59 PM (xTFXi)
Posted by: Moki at October 05, 2016 10:57 PM (VnCI9)
the culinary definition for chili containing peas and or carrots and or squash and or zucchini, and or eggplant is hurl.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 05, 2016 10:59 PM (cPsPa)
I have no qualms with the carrots. I put 'em meatloaf, and sometimes chili.
It's called a mirepoix, people. Or maybe a trinity, if you prefer.
Posted by: Chi at October 05, 2016 11:00 PM (nDOV2)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 05, 2016 11:00 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Shep at October 05, 2016 11:00 PM (XoldI)
It's not Caturday, thus no cat pictures. Friday is dog pictures. Saturday is cat pictures. A little patience will bring you what you wish (assuming the Cobs are still following tradition, of course).
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 05, 2016 11:00 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: The Dude at October 05, 2016 11:00 PM (SyKbw)
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables at October 05, 2016 11:00 PM (L2UGl)
Posted by: Teresa Heinz Kerry, Far Superior to You at October 05, 2016 11:01 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2016 11:01 PM (787tI)
And I bid you all a safe, lovely night. Prayers for all those in harm's way tonight.
Posted by: Moki at October 05, 2016 11:01 PM (VnCI9)
Is he a redhead or something? Because if he's not trying to make a joke, it's stew or goulash or something.
Posted by: Hillary! at October 05, 2016 11:01 PM (6PFJ2)
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables at October 05, 2016 11:02 PM (L2UGl)
Did Soyo-chan have a hand in it?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2016 10:59 PM (787tI)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fJqX_0fJ5w
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at October 05, 2016 11:02 PM (vBeA5)
HurriKaine Timmy, OTOH, looks like a deranged lizard.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 05, 2016 11:02 PM (NlMkN)
Posted by: Stephen Colbert at October 05, 2016 11:03 PM (6PFJ2)
Posted by: THE. WEATHER. CHANNEL. at October 05, 2016 11:03 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 05, 2016 11:03 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 05, 2016 11:04 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: GrampyB at October 05, 2016 11:04 PM (zbbdN)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, deplorable is better than despicable at October 05, 2016 11:05 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Jim at October 05, 2016 11:05 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2016 11:05 PM (787tI)
That is a most excellent photo of a pot of something, but, for the life of me, I can not tell what is in the pot; carrots, kidney beans, some kind of red sauce, pinto beans, black beans.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 05, 2016 11:06 PM (aqFL4)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 05, 2016 11:06 PM (NlMkN)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, deplorable is better than despicable at October 05, 2016 11:07 PM (0O7c5)
****
You knew what would happen. Why did you post this?
Posted by: GrampyB at October 05, 2016 11:07 PM (zbbdN)
aha!
well, i learn something new every day. seemed like those videos were on most always, and...
woooooo s.f home run....
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 05, 2016 11:07 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2016 10:59 PM (787tI) "
I'm assuming he might mean Strike Witches, aka the anime with basically no men where (for strictly plot reasons, of course) all girls need to wear super short skirts because they have rocket legs.
Or maybe Infinite Stratos, the show were only women can pilot mechs, except for the special snowflake Gary Stu male lead who is somehow able to pilot the mech suits.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 05, 2016 11:07 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 05, 2016 11:07 PM (EZebt)
Okay dave, you want an ONT item, I just happen to have one. How about an AI that has been trained to kill humans?
http://preview.tinyurl.com/hv5rgfc
(Science Alert)
This article should have been titled "What could possibly go wrong?"
Posted by: GnuBreed, powering through his deplorability at October 05, 2016 11:07 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Hillary!
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Ragout? Burgoo? I think burgoo requires lima beans.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 05, 2016 11:08 PM (MvNvG)
Posted by: t-bird at October 05, 2016 11:08 PM (nWz6F)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2016 11:09 PM (787tI)
Posted by: james at October 05, 2016 11:09 PM (jxw6R)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 05, 2016 11:09 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 05, 2016 11:10 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Virginia Halas McCaskey at October 05, 2016 11:11 PM (3b9U4)
Posted by: Infidel at October 05, 2016 11:11 PM (HvZyI)
Posted by: NCKate at October 05, 2016 11:13 PM (Eb5Hw)
Thanks for the info Anna! Muskogee is not far from me. Will go see it if it is still on display. Looked up the park, that is where the USS Batfish (sub) is located.
Posted by: tbodie at October 05, 2016 11:13 PM (SAhpk)
Posted by: cm9000 at October 05, 2016 11:14 PM (vYaiw)
The Giants and Red Sox both went from long droughts to winning the WS so often that it's getting tiresome.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 05, 2016 11:14 PM (kumBu)
82 The thing about town halls is planting questions is not cheating. That's the whole point. Every all candidate's meeting which the format is based on is about getting as many of your supporters in as plants and possible.
Posted by: james at October 05, 2016 11:09 PM (jxw6R)
What would the response be if it was found out that the daughter of an employee of Donald Trump got to ask him a question at a Town Hall?
Posted by: buzzion at October 05, 2016 11:14 PM (bMG0w)
It looks like both Wild Card games were decided by three-run home runs.
Posted by: cm9000 at October 05, 2016 11:14 PM (vYaiw)
it's not over yet......c'mon GIANTS!!!!
Posted by: phoenixgirl, deplorable is better than despicable at October 05, 2016 11:15 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 05, 2016 11:15 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: NCKate at October 05, 2016 11:13 PM (Eb5Hw)
Somebody recently watch some Ron White.
Posted by: buzzion at October 05, 2016 11:15 PM (bMG0w)
Posted by: IC at October 05, 2016 11:16 PM (vBpiM)
Posted by: Denny Crane! at October 05, 2016 11:16 PM (c7yfJ)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, deplorable is better than despicable at October 05, 2016 11:16 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Obi-Wan Con Carne at October 05, 2016 11:16 PM (4A5fG)
Posted by: bill clinton at October 05, 2016 11:17 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 05, 2016 10:58 PM (kumBu)
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AMEN.
Couldn't they at least replace him with another pitcher?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 05, 2016 11:17 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 05, 2016 11:15 PM (qJhUV) "
I guess in 1989 and 2002 they forgot, though.
(That 2002 choke would be famous if it was done by the Yankees or Red Sox, but I feel like since it was Angels/Giants no one even remembers it).
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 05, 2016 11:17 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, deplorable is better than despicable at October 05, 2016 11:17 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 05, 2016 11:18 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, deplorable is better than despicable at October 05, 2016 11:19 PM (0O7c5)
And the 32 people thing was interesting. I waded through all the pages, dodged the distractions, stayed focused on the thirty two people, but I have to admit :
I have an electric clothes dryer that won't heat and probably needs to be vacuumed out, the lint, that is, needs to be vacuumed out. For a mere $300(USD) I can call a repair man or I can do it myself.
No, after some effort, I have to admit, I can't take the damn thing apart, to locate where the duct work is clogged, I'm assuming it is clogged with lint, because it won't dry clothes. It is impossible to describe the level of frustration this creates.
$400 (USD) will buy a new appliance, and the stress of making the choice is making me crazy. I've already blown the budget on a new computer. So this morning I was thinking, buy a length of clothes line and a bag of clips, and hang wet clothes outside to air dry. While I was thinking that, it started to rain; a down pouring of rain. Just like the rain that started in mid August and hasn't stopped yet. Ok, maybe hang clothes up to dry in the basement and run the furnace.
But what I really need is a new roof on the house. Ok, what I really need is a winning power ball ticket, so I can move out, and burn this wreck to the ground.
So, basically, I'm screwed.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 05, 2016 11:19 PM (aqFL4)
Carrots do not belong in chili.
One does not put ketchup on a frank. Ketchup goes on fries.
The poper pun is "I did not carrot all for that chili."
*hikes plaid pants up to armpits*
You all get off of my lawn.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 05, 2016 11:20 PM (JmjOe)
I wouldn't want to play the Giants in the post season. They know how to win when it counts.
Posted by: tu3031 at October 05, 2016 11:15 PM (qJhUV)
They play the Cubs next can they beat the best team in baseball?
Posted by: cm9000 at October 05, 2016 11:20 PM (vYaiw)
So I got the Giants beating the Cubs in 5...because it's the Cubs and Madison Bumgarner.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 05, 2016 11:20 PM (ODkrH)
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 05, 2016 11:20 PM (0mRoj)
Volks JAF'CON 92 1/100th scale RX-78 Gp-01 resin kit from Gundam 0083: Star Dust War. Unopened. And $180.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zgcwqyz
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2016 11:20 PM (787tI)
Edmontonians of my acquaintance speak of the "Henway". Go ahead, ask.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2016 11:21 PM (o9m/V)
Posted by: antisocialist at October 05, 2016 11:21 PM (9n14Y)
Edmontonians of my acquaintance speak of the "Henway". Go ahead, ask.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2016 11:21 PM (o9m/V)
About 2-3 pounds.
Did you remember updog?
Posted by: buzzion at October 05, 2016 11:23 PM (bMG0w)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 05, 2016 11:23 PM (JmjOe)
Ahh, glad I'm not the only one in that world. Job really sucks too.
Posted by: Infidel at October 05, 2016 11:23 PM (HvZyI)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 05, 2016 11:17 PM (kumBu)
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Cubbies vs Giants will be good. Giants either choke or put on their big boy pants for the post season.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 05, 2016 11:23 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: t-bird at October 05, 2016 11:24 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 05, 2016 11:14 PM (kumBu)
Yeah. I have no strong feelings against either team - but I'm kinda sick of them.
Still congrats to the Giants fans and condolences to the Mets fans.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at October 05, 2016 11:24 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 05, 2016 11:24 PM (0mRoj)
Daily Mail US homepage another one of those "I hate humanity" days right now. Well, maybe aside from the 1994 Trump praising more Latin American babe.
Posted by: JEM at October 05, 2016 11:24 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Shep at October 05, 2016 11:00 PM
Is that you BC? I might try that.
Heck I live in IL, don't have to meet TX standards. I do like a bit of shredded carrot in meatloaf, makes it healthier.
Posted by: Farmer at October 05, 2016 11:24 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: ibguy at October 05, 2016 11:25 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 05, 2016 11:25 PM (GzDYP)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at October 05, 2016 11:25 PM (P8951)
Posted by: buzzion at October 05, 2016 11:25 PM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 05, 2016 11:26 PM (xTFXi)
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 05, 2016 11:26 PM (s7hQ/)
Posted by: eleven at October 05, 2016 11:26 PM (qUNWi)
>> that are not actually right-wing will over time
>> become left-wing." Case in point: Sports.
Many, many individuals and organizations have claimed that one.
Mind you, I'd have no trouble whatsoever with incinerating most professional stick-and-ball sports operations.
Posted by: JEM at October 05, 2016 11:26 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: garrett at October 05, 2016 11:27 PM (5Vm+C)
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Nooooooo it doesnt.
You either have two pounds of ground beef
-or-
You have two pounds of ground beef with half a carrot in it.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 05, 2016 11:27 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: eleven at October 05, 2016 11:27 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 05, 2016 11:27 PM (OKjGO)
Posted by: buzzion at October 05, 2016 11:25 PM (bMG0w)
Just nuke it. To be sure.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 05, 2016 11:27 PM (xTFXi)
Yes, but why was Familia throwing anything but sinkers?
You need a ground ball.
But, go ahead and throw him a slider up in the zone...
I'll start peeling carrots for the victory chili.
Posted by: garrett at October 05, 2016 11:28 PM (5Vm+C)
things other than sugar in dishes. Like chopped up prunes (yeah,
prunes) in spaghetti sauce cooked long enough to sort of melt in. Pretty
good, actually.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 05, 2016 11:25 PM (GzDYP)
You triggered the Prune Song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgVlRvl2DI0
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2016 11:28 PM (o9m/V)
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 05, 2016 11:26 PM (s7hQ/)
Also some bigotry. What if Jericho identified as a zebra? And then they called Jericho, Cecil's Brother? But how do they know what sex Jericho believed itself to be?
Posted by: buzzion at October 05, 2016 11:28 PM (bMG0w)
Posted by: eleven at October 05, 2016 11:29 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 05, 2016 11:29 PM (NlMkN)
And, hilariously, it being set off in commas. Had me ROTFLMAO.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 05, 2016 11:29 PM (LdMbv)
>> do like a bit of shredded carrot in meatloaf, makes
>> it healthier.
Carrot is fine if it's cubed small enough and if it cooks down a while to the point that the texture isn't contrary to the rest of the chili.
Posted by: JEM at October 05, 2016 11:30 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: eleven at October 05, 2016 11:30 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 05, 2016 11:30 PM (R+30W)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7Q-IY9qhBs
The purpose of this is to get the crew capsule away from a malfunctioning rocket. The rocket was not intended to survive the test.
The only thing that mattered was that the crew capsule separate from the rocket and land safely.
The test would have been considered 100% successful if the capsule had landed safely and the rocket had crashed and blown up.
But that's not what happened.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 05, 2016 11:31 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: garrett at October 05, 2016 11:31 PM (5Vm+C)
Posted by: Epobirs at October 05, 2016 11:31 PM (IdCqF)
Posted by: eleven at October 05, 2016 11:31 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: ibguy at October 05, 2016 11:31 PM (vUcdz)
Oh, did you see the story about the injured fox that was being protected by a 'herd' of lions? (Lion clans are not called 'herd'.)
Ya, pages of clickbait. This new computer is really neat. I can see pictures now, and watch the videos (don't have speakers yet. Dell has a weird plug for speakers which means I have to spend more money to get speakers.)
Did I mention pages of click bait? Ya, well the female lion protected the injured fox because it was about the size of her babies, and her maternal instincts were in overdrive.
I still don't know what happened to the fox. The photographer only covered the incident for a few hours. Cute pictures.
Did I mention the ads? Mixed in with the click bait?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 05, 2016 11:32 PM (aqFL4)
Posted by: origional Jake at October 05, 2016 11:32 PM (ZYYfU)
Have you seen the dailymail.co.uk? Lots of celebrity click bait there also. They tease but don't deliver.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 05, 2016 11:34 PM (aqFL4)
So I should take Elton John up the backside because I don't think small diced carrots, cooked down appropriately, are EEEEEEvil?
Okay. I'll get the butt-lube and call his agent.
Posted by: JEM at October 05, 2016 11:34 PM (TppKb)
Yeah, Familia blew it.
I feel bad for Syndergard - it must be incredibly frustrating for a starter who's pitched a shut out to see a reliever giving up the winning runs. But that's baseball.
I also feel bad for Syndergard because he's so damn cute, all 9 ft. 16 inches of him.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at October 05, 2016 11:34 PM (P8951)
Posted by: cm9000 at October 05, 2016 11:35 PM (vYaiw)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 05, 2016 11:35 PM (1rrYu)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 05, 2016 11:35 PM (IqV8l)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7Q-IY9qhBs
The purpose of this is to get the crew capsule away from a malfunctioning rocket. The rocket was not intended to survive the test.
The only thing that mattered was that the crew capsule separate from the rocket and land safely.
The test would have been considered 100% successful if the capsule had landed safely and the rocket had crashed and blown up.
But that's not what happened.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 05, 2016 11:31 PM (sdi6R)
I know its good that the crew capsule safely was able get away from the rocket. But for that launch of the rocket that would be a wild ride.
Posted by: buzzion at October 05, 2016 11:35 PM (bMG0w)
And, hilariously, it being set off in commas. Had me ROTFLMAO.
Posted by: andycanuck
Layers upon layers of.factchecking
Posted by: Jean at October 05, 2016 11:36 PM (ngn8T)
I was expecting this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XDzLsEyO2E
It takes a while to get there as it was the last track on the album.
Posted by: Epobirs at October 05, 2016 11:36 PM (IdCqF)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 05, 2016 11:36 PM (ODkrH)
The Amish have endorsed Mr. Donald Trump for President.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Did they do it on the internet?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 05, 2016 11:37 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: cm9000 at October 05, 2016 11:35 PM (vYaiw)
If the Cubs win, it's a miracle year and trump will be elected.
If the Giants win, it's the same old same old and Hill will win.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at October 05, 2016 11:37 PM (P8951)
The coveted Kelly McGilis Sponge Bath endorsement!
Posted by: garrett at October 05, 2016 11:37 PM (5Vm+C)
Posted by: Rex Mundi at October 05, 2016 11:37 PM (zGV4Y)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgVlRvl2DI0
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2016 11:28 PM (o9m/V)
That is awesome. And disturbing. But mostly awesome!
Did I read that you're headed home tomorrow?
Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 05, 2016 11:37 PM (GzDYP)
Did they send out a carrier pigeon Tweet?
Posted by: Willy J. at October 05, 2016 11:37 PM (dm03q)
Posted by: eleven at October 05, 2016 11:38 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Mst3k at October 05, 2016 11:39 PM (Z53PH)
Posted by: eleven at October 05, 2016 11:39 PM (qUNWi)
I am peturbed.
Posted by: eleven at October 05, 2016 11:38 PM (qUNWi)
That's very wrong. Perverse in fact.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at October 05, 2016 11:39 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Mst3k at October 05, 2016 11:39 PM (Z53PH)
Posted by: eleven at October 05, 2016 11:39 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2016 11:40 PM (787tI)
Posted by: qdp "ain't in Kansas anymore" steve at October 05, 2016 11:40 PM (NlMkN)
Posted by: The Chili Hat at October 05, 2016 11:41 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 05, 2016 11:41 PM (OL8DM)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 05, 2016 11:41 PM (qJhUV)
I thought bachelor-party strippers usually jumped out of fake cakes. The ones here do at least.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 05, 2016 11:41 PM (LdMbv)
I thought bachelor-party strippers usually jumped out of fake cakes. The ones here do at least.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 05, 2016 11:41 PM (LdMbv)
At Moron parties, they jump out of a pile of bacon.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at October 05, 2016 11:42 PM (P8951)
I thought bachelor-party strippers usually jumped out of fake cakes. The ones here do at least.
One of my greatest fantasies is to be 'accidentally' baked into a meatloaf then forced to eat my way to freedom...
Posted by: Lena Dunham at October 05, 2016 11:43 PM (NlMkN)
Posted by: JEM at October 05, 2016 11:30 PM
I'd shred it like I do into meatloaf. Should be undetectable as it disintegrates in the cooking.
Posted by: Farmer at October 05, 2016 11:43 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 05, 2016 11:43 PM (NlMkN)
Posted by: amy schumer at October 05, 2016 11:44 PM (LdMbv)
Hoe ironic is that?
Posted by: eleven
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I truly hope you did that on purpose.
I dig the pun.
Posted by: Chi at October 05, 2016 11:44 PM (nDOV2)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 05, 2016 11:44 PM (GzDYP)
*tucks napkin into collar, bellies up to BC's table*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 05, 2016 11:45 PM (nWz6F)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 05, 2016 11:46 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: autowrap at October 05, 2016 11:46 PM (L2UGl)
Posted by: Weirddave at October 05, 2016 11:46 PM (Ga9pP)
I do have a friend who used to put broccoli and other veggies in a blender, liquidify them and then dump them into spaghetti sauce - sneaking them in like that was the only way she could get her husband and kids to eat veggies.
They never guessed.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at October 05, 2016 11:47 PM (P8951)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 05, 2016 11:47 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 05, 2016 11:47 PM (NlMkN)
I was Berlin in 2009, the wall is *mostly* gone. They still had sections along a sidewalk as an art project, though.
Posted by: Lumpy at October 05, 2016 11:47 PM (y/bte)
Posted by: amy schumer at October 05, 2016 11:44 PM (LdMbv)
LOLLILLOLLILO!!
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 05, 2016 11:47 PM (xTFXi)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 05, 2016 11:47 PM (GzDYP)
Did I read that you're headed home tomorrow?
Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 05, 2016 11:37 PM (GzDYP)
Frank Crumit was a very popular singer in the 1920's, and sold a lot of records. Check out Abdul Abulbul Amir some time. Very politically incorrect these days.
Yes, homeward-bound tomorrow.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2016 11:48 PM (o9m/V)
Posted by: JTB at October 05, 2016 11:48 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 05, 2016 11:43 PM (NlMkN)
They smell great though!
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at October 05, 2016 11:48 PM (P8951)
Ahhh...so that's it then.
Posted by: eleven at October 05, 2016 11:49 PM (qUNWi)
Me! You! Baked into meatloaves! First one who eats all of their loaf wins!! Tomorrow morning: THROW DOWN!!!!!
Posted by: Lena Dunham at October 05, 2016 11:49 PM (NlMkN)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 05, 2016 11:49 PM (ODkrH)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 05, 2016 11:50 PM (sqpGi)
Posted by: amy schumer
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“Don’t go into Mr. McGregor’s garden: your Father had an accident there; he was put in a pie by Mrs. McGregor.”
Posted by: Peter Rabbit's Mother at October 05, 2016 11:50 PM (nWz6F)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 05, 2016 11:52 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: buzzion at October 05, 2016 11:52 PM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at October 05, 2016 11:52 PM (P8951)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 05, 2016 11:52 PM (GzDYP)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/783736420313755648
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/783736582880788480
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/783736754675261442
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/783736956576473088
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/783737130262601728
Posted by: kbdabear at October 05, 2016 11:53 PM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: garrett at October 05, 2016 11:27 PM (5Vm+C)
Pudding moat.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at October 05, 2016 11:53 PM (1JnAL)
I used full quotation marks and ended it with a period. (Just like my last broadcast!)
Posted by: amy schumer at October 05, 2016 11:53 PM (LdMbv)
I got surrounded by a bunch of creepy clowns today. I got away by going for the juggler.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 05, 2016 11:53 PM (JmjOe)
This storm could wipe it out.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 05, 2016 11:53 PM (TnUKj)
Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at October 05, 2016 11:54 PM (C+vbB)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/783737289054777344
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/783737439009513473
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/783737571096625153
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/783737712050397184
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/783737828719095808
Posted by: kbdabear at October 05, 2016 11:54 PM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: amy schumer at October 05, 2016 11:44 PM (LdMbv)
I'm sure as hell aren't going to eat you out.
Wait....
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at October 05, 2016 11:54 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Peter Rabbit's Mother at October 05, 2016 11:54 PM (nWz6F)
For Anna, "The Last Saskatchewan Pirate"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuGGNsE3_8Y
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2016 11:55 PM (o9m/V)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 05, 2016 11:55 PM (GzDYP)
Posted by: keena at October 05, 2016 11:55 PM (RiTnx)
The photographer said the fox was still around a couple of days later. Last page of the click bait.
And that's not really BC's chili. He won't send a picture because he's embarrassed he puts carrots in it. So I improvised. He called me a Bastage from the road (he's on his way to Atlanta with his family)
I personally have a very strict policy when it comes to food: It's mine and I'll make it the way I like it. If that doesn't conform to some strict set of rules that you have, then you are cordially invited to take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut. My food. The way I like it. You want something different? Knock yourself out, the kitchen is thataway.
That being said, carrots in chili is just wrong. If you want that, than that's your food. I know my way to the kitchen, thankyouverymuch
Posted by: Weirddave at October 05, 2016 11:56 PM (Ga9pP)
Appreciate it.
Evenin Y'all....
The banana fort got me thinkin....which food would I make a fort out of?
Maybe Chocolate Scream Twinkies......sometimes seasonal offerings are awesome.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at October 05, 2016 11:56 PM (JcX1g)
Attackers could not but help themselves from dropping trou and soaking their testicles in the pudding allowing defending archers, and later gunners, to shoot the preoccupied attackers.
Posted by: bbc documentary on british castles at October 05, 2016 11:57 PM (LdMbv)
Russian President Vladimir Putin on Monday suspended a treaty with Washington on cleaning up weapons-grade plutonium, signaling he is willing to use nuclear disarmament as a new bargaining chip in disputes with the United States over Ukraine and Syria.
Starting in the last years of the Cold War, Russia and the United States signed a series of accords to reduce the size of their nuclear arsenals, agreements that have so far survived intact despite a souring of U.S.-Russian relations under Putin.
... this treaty was one of the greatest achievements of the post-Cold War, but it seems to have been the cost of the anti-Russian rhetoric of the Presidential campaign season.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at October 05, 2016 11:57 PM (e8kgV)
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185
Posted by: Peter Rabbit's Mother at October 05, 2016 11:57 PM (nWz6F)
Posted by: eleven at October 05, 2016 11:58 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 05, 2016 11:58 PM (WnZAV)
Posted by: eleven at October 06, 2016 12:00 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Weirddave at October 06, 2016 12:00 AM (Ga9pP)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 06, 2016 12:01 AM (GzDYP)
Fort Rice Crispy Treats
Posted by: fixerupper at October 06, 2016 12:02 AM (JmjOe)
Posted by: eleven at October 05, 2016 11:58 PM (qUNWi)
And for armaments to defend the fort? Biscuits!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgn_aNCBXKw
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2016 12:02 AM (o9m/V)
Posted by: Hillary! at October 06, 2016 12:02 AM (NlMkN)
Posted by: Weirddave at October 06, 2016 12:00 AM (Ga9pP)
I quoted it.
Please nuke it
Thanks.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 06, 2016 12:03 AM (xTFXi)
Posted by: eleven at October 06, 2016 12:03 AM (qUNWi)
You're blowing the margins for some phone users. Can you just use tinyurl or something similar?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 06, 2016 12:03 AM (Zu3d9)
The 80's called and they want their foreign policy back.
Posted by: 2012 FP Debate "Singer" at October 06, 2016 12:04 AM (cC/ZB)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 06, 2016 12:01 AM (GzDYP)
I thought there was just one of those fruitcakes that just gets regifted to everyone else.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at October 06, 2016 12:04 AM (1JnAL)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 06, 2016 12:04 AM (Zu3d9)
CARACAS, Venezuela (AP) — Actor Jamie Foxx has met with President Nicolas Maduro in Venezuela.
Foxx, who won the Oscar Award for "Ray" in 2004, visited Maduro in the presidential palace in Caracas. State media said Foxx was there to support the country's socialist revolution and attend the signing of an agreement between Venezuela and its allies for the construction of houses for the poor.
Foxx posed for photos with the deeply-unpopular president of the economically embattled South American country.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 06, 2016 12:04 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables at October 06, 2016 12:04 AM (L2UGl)
Its imperative to gain seperation from said mob once you start sustaining impact damage. Your means of escape could suffer mechanical failure. Then you run.
So get a good head start.
If you have a pickup, a properly mounted brush guard, bumper helps.
The ol' WV has been 1st in vehicular deericide for 10yrs runnin.
Occupational Hazard livin around z's parts.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at October 06, 2016 12:06 AM (JcX1g)
You're blowing the margins for some phone users. Can you just use tinyurl or something similar?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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Nope.
I have never once seen a Kbdabear link blow 'em out.
Posted by: Chi at October 06, 2016 12:06 AM (nDOV2)
Posted by: Weirddave at October 06, 2016 12:00 AM (Ga9pP)
It originally quoted comment 10. Looks like CBD nuked it.
Posted by: buzzion at October 06, 2016 12:06 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Weirddave at October 06, 2016 12:07 AM (Ga9pP)
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables at October 06, 2016 12:04 AM (L2UGl)
Peas are acceptable, as long as you use artisanal free-range pot.
Posted by: Gary Johnson at October 06, 2016 12:07 AM (o9m/V)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at October 06, 2016 12:04 AM (1JnAL)
My god, you're right! Has anyone ever seen 2 fruitcakes together?
Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 06, 2016 12:08 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: eleven at October 06, 2016 12:08 AM (qUNWi)
You're blowing the margins for some phone users. Can you just use tinyurl or something similar?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 06, 2016 12:03 AM (Zu3d9)
Actually his comments of twitter links don't blow the margins. They are short enough that they fit into the normal comment box size.
Posted by: buzzion at October 06, 2016 12:08 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 06, 2016 12:09 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 06, 2016 12:09 AM (Zu3d9)
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Your phone's retarded...
Posted by: SMFH at my irredeemable self... at October 06, 2016 12:09 AM (S9J47)
I did, once. I carry the mental scars to this day.
Or did you mean that nasty round thing nobody eats?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 06, 2016 12:10 AM (WnZAV)
Asshole is worth 100 million bucks. He needs to pick a city ghetto and share with the poor folks.
Posted by: Aviator at October 06, 2016 12:10 AM (5huyv)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 06, 2016 12:10 AM (LdMbv)
It's doing it to my phone tonight....first time though.
Weird.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 06, 2016 12:10 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 06, 2016 12:11 AM (ODkrH)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 06, 2016 12:09 AM (Zu3d9)
Maybe the compliance ladies are extra-busty tonight. For some reason, cannot see them with Firefox running on WinXP.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2016 12:11 AM (o9m/V)
Very possible....
At least it's not on fire, so thank God for small favors.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 06, 2016 12:12 AM (Zu3d9)
of the post-Cold War, but it seems to have been the cost of the
anti-Russian rhetoric of the Presidential campaign season.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at October 05, 2016 11:57 PM (e8kgV)
The US has been on a disastrous course on nuclear capability under Obama. We have given up many of our advantages and are much more vulnerable to brinkmanship.
Posted by: cm9000 at October 06, 2016 12:13 AM (vYaiw)
253 Posted by: buzzion at October 06, 2016 12:08 AM (bMG0w)
It's doing it to my phone tonight....first time though.
Weird.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 06, 2016 12:10 AM (Zu3d9)
Very. Since I can look at it on my phone and the margin size looks to be normal format. In fact on the previous thread the margins are more blown out from the weather maps. on my phone.
Posted by: buzzion at October 06, 2016 12:13 AM (bMG0w)
Which is why I'm sticking with the Note 4 for the foreseeable future.
I like not having explody phones.
Posted by: SMFH at my irredeemable self... at October 06, 2016 12:13 AM (S9J47)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 06, 2016 12:15 AM (Zu3d9)
I've been looking at his links damn near every night that he's been here. Seems like YEARS.
Never once has a link of his blown my margins. My mind? Certainly.
But I would look for another culprit. I'm on my third Samsung (at least) and never had a problem on any.
Posted by: Chi at October 06, 2016 12:15 AM (nDOV2)
Posted by: SMFH at my irredeemable self... at October 06, 2016 12:16 AM (S9J47)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 06, 2016 12:16 AM (787tI)
Posted by: buzzion at October 06, 2016 12:18 AM (bMG0w)
(rummages about in pile of thumb drives)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 06, 2016 12:18 AM (FtrY1)
And the Hurricane Thread looked fine to me.
I think I am going to sacrifice a chicken and read its entrails for guidance.
Minx Alpha 0.7 demands it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 06, 2016 12:18 AM (Zu3d9)
My front yard is not a lawn, but a forest, so go ahead and get out of it.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 06, 2016 12:18 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2016 12:19 AM (NlMkN)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2016 12:20 AM (NlMkN)
Yeah....it went away. No idea why it was happening.
Anyone want some chicken guts?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 06, 2016 12:20 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 06, 2016 12:10 AM (WnZAV)
Eww. Is that the Panattone?
Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 06, 2016 12:23 AM (GzDYP)
I think it unwise not to assume that the Former Soviet Regime has a significant advantage in warheads at this point. We may be "behaving accordingly." That would certainly account for a lot.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 06, 2016 12:23 AM (H5rtT)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7Q-IY9qhBs
The purpose of this is to get the crew capsule away from a malfunctioning rocket. The rocket was not intended to survive the test.
The only thing that mattered was that the crew capsule separate from the rocket and land safely.
The test would have been considered 100% successful if the capsule had landed safely and the rocket had crashed and blown up.
But that's not what happened.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 05, 2016 11:31 PM (sdi6R)
so it was more than 100 percent successful!
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 06, 2016 12:24 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: SMFH
---------------
Wish I could say that I've Got The World On A String, but, no.
At least I do a damned good impession of a hair in a biscuit.
Posted by: Chi at October 06, 2016 12:24 AM (jlCyW)
Posted by: cm9000 at October 06, 2016 12:25 AM (vYaiw)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 06, 2016 12:25 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: cm9000 at October 06, 2016 12:13 AM (vYaiw)
Feature, not a bug.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at October 06, 2016 12:25 AM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Stringer Davis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mK5xJmTiIw8
Posted by: Samsung at October 06, 2016 12:26 AM (NlMkN)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 06, 2016 12:26 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: OldDominionMom
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Especially if you're wearing a creepy clown get-up!
She'll shoot yo ass.
Posted by: Chi at October 06, 2016 12:26 AM (jlCyW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 06, 2016 12:27 AM (787tI)
Posted by: Stringer Davis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mK5xJmTiIw8
Posted by: Samsung at October 06, 2016 12:26 AM (NlMkN)
well that is only because it takes too much effort to yank the pull cord to start your western electric.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 06, 2016 12:27 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 06, 2016 12:27 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: SMFH at my irredeemable self... at October 06, 2016 12:28 AM (S9J47)
You live like a mile from me, don't you? I am right near the intersection of Wardlow and Norwalk, in that little chunk of Long Beach between Hawaiian Gardens and Los Alamitos east of Norwalk.
Posted by: David, Internet Troll at October 06, 2016 12:28 AM (VJuQ6)
Posted by: Jackson Browne at October 06, 2016 12:28 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 06, 2016 12:28 AM (cPsPa)
It's not a well known fact, but since 1993 10% of all electricity generated in the US has come from decommissioned Russian warheads. We have 'burned' 500 tons of HEU, diluted down to power reactor grade by the Russians and sold to us. (We received the last shipment in 2013)
So the deal with the Russians to use up their excess supply of plutonium in the same manner just went up in smoke, at least for now.
Just another TFG/FAB/Horseface success story.
Posted by: GnuBreed, powering through his deplorability at October 06, 2016 12:28 AM (gyKtp)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2016 12:29 AM (NlMkN)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 06, 2016 12:26 AM (cPsPa)
Not on...purpose.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 06, 2016 12:30 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 06, 2016 12:31 AM (GzDYP)
"In fact, Merkel's focus on diplomacy in conflict resolution in Ukraine
and elsewhere, her record of restraint in military interventions like
Libya, and her efforts to resolve the Syrian refugee crisis are a
wonderful example of what a restrained foreign policy might look like in
practice"
Idiots.
Posted by: Weirddave at October 06, 2016 12:31 AM (Ga9pP)
Posted by: yankeefifth
No, I've converted a few to weasel zippers, back when he had the good flying jhadi porn.
I don't trust anyone enough ...
Posted by: Jean at October 06, 2016 12:32 AM (ngn8T)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 06, 2016 12:33 AM (LdMbv)
Posted by: Jean at October 06, 2016 12:34 AM (ngn8T)
Posted by: yankeefifth
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I don't know that I would bring it up in public often, but if you were wearing a "Ready For Hillary" t-shirt with a grim reaper silhouette in the background, I would probably ask "are you a friend of ace?"
Posted by: Chi at October 06, 2016 12:34 AM (jlCyW)
I have mentioned that I am a Moron in conversation. No one has asked the appropriate follow up questions, so they think I'm a moron.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 06, 2016 12:35 AM (WnZAV)
I think it unwise not to assume that the Former Soviet Regime has a significant advantage in warheads at this point. We may be "behaving accordingly." That would certainly account for a lot.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 06, 2016 12:23 AM (H5rtT)
Those warheads need to be replaced over time, and Bammer isn't doing that.
The politicians have really loved spending the "peace dividend" that they thought they had when the Soviet Union "collapsed". Keeping up the defense spending over the last 25 years would have turned the Russian Bear into a rug instead of allowing it to come out of hibernation.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at October 06, 2016 12:35 AM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Roger Maris at October 06, 2016 12:35 AM (1rrYu)
If anyone tries to put ketchup on my meatloaf, I have very, very sharp knives. Don't.
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables at October 06, 2016 12:35 AM (L2UGl)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 06, 2016 12:37 AM (LdMbv)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 06, 2016 12:38 AM (LdMbv)
Posted by: Jean at October 06, 2016 12:38 AM (ngn8T)
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables
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Lighten up, Francis.
Posted by: Chi at October 06, 2016 12:39 AM (jlCyW)
Will chicken pot pie burn the roof of your mouth?
Oh yes....yes it will.
And you'll like it.
There's something weirdly satisfying about about breaking the blister behind your front teeth by pushing your tongue against it.
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables at October 06, 2016 12:40 AM (L2UGl)
Posted by: andycanuck
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?
I prefer them Epson. Whatever floats your boat.
Posted by: Chi at October 06, 2016 12:40 AM (jlCyW)
Posted by: eleven at October 06, 2016 12:40 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables at October 06, 2016 12:42 AM (L2UGl)
I was hungry.
Posted by: eleven at October 06, 2016 12:40 AM (qUNWi)
Nontoxic is different from edible.
Posted by: buzzion at October 06, 2016 12:43 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables
Miley's meatloaf is so dense, if you drop one it will effectively drill a hole all the way to the earth's core.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2016 12:44 AM (NlMkN)
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables
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Honestly, I thought you were throwing out a low hanging curveball from Stripes.
I could just ignore it.
Posted by: Chi at October 06, 2016 12:45 AM (jlCyW)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 06, 2016 12:26 AM
I allude to it a lot w/ my Dad. I don't think he's found us yet tho. And that's just fine.
Nite all, work beckons tomorrow.
Posted by: Farmer at October 06, 2016 12:45 AM (o/90i)
Triggering things.
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables at October 06, 2016 12:45 AM (L2UGl)
Posted by: Jean at October 06, 2016 12:38 AM (ngn8T)
That doesn't count. Horseradish goes good on anything. In fact, I'd rather put horseradish in my coffee than butter. I'm still laughing that ace got people to do that ... "oh, but you have to whip it!" (LOL)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 06, 2016 12:45 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at October 06, 2016 12:46 AM (4HySM)
It could tear a hole in the fabric of the universe.
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables at October 06, 2016 12:46 AM (L2UGl)
Not since 1987, though. Still miss it.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2016 12:47 AM (NlMkN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 06, 2016 12:47 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables at October 06, 2016 12:48 AM (L2UGl)
Because it tastes like ass?
I have eaten it, too.
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables at October 06, 2016 12:48 AM (L2UGl)
Uh ... er ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 06, 2016 12:49 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 06, 2016 12:37 AM
Don't all meatloaf recipes have ketchup in them?
Best is a cold meatloaf sammich the next day, w/ ketchup and cheddar or American cheese. Yumm.
Posted by: Farmer at October 06, 2016 12:50 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables at October 06, 2016 12:51 AM (L2UGl)
The thing is....it's the Kaboom of all possible edible things.
Why give it to someone?
You're giving them Kaboom.
Posted by: eleven at October 06, 2016 12:51 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 06, 2016 12:51 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: buzzion at October 06, 2016 12:52 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 06, 2016 12:47 AM
Meat Loaf has a new album out, all Jim Steinman songs. Just heard it today for the first time, I really like some of it.
Posted by: Farmer at October 06, 2016 12:52 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 06, 2016 12:53 AM (LdMbv)
We'll make it a reality show. They love being on camera.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 06, 2016 12:53 AM (GzDYP)
"The Gong Show" is actually going to make a comeback on network TV.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2016 12:54 AM (NlMkN)
I also cook to my tastes. I'm sure BC's carrot concoction tastes good to him, or he wouldn't make it. My only objection is calling it 'chili'. But then again, there's white chili, vegetarian chili, etc. So I can't even sustain my own objection.
Thanks for the ONT weirddave.
Posted by: GnuBreed, powering through his deplorability at October 06, 2016 12:54 AM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Smitty27 at October 06, 2016 12:55 AM (g9d8D)
Why give it to someone?
You're giving them Kaboom.
Posted by: eleven at October 06, 2016 12:51 AM (qUNWi)
Isn't Kaboom the Kaboom of all possible edible things?
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables at October 06, 2016 12:55 AM (L2UGl)
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables at October 06, 2016 12:55 AM (L2UGl)
You're assuming Kaboom is actually edible.
Posted by: buzzion at October 06, 2016 12:57 AM (bMG0w)
See the thing is....well.
I guess you got me.
Posted by: eleven at October 06, 2016 12:57 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Jean at October 06, 2016 12:59 AM (ngn8T)
Posted by: eleven at October 06, 2016 12:59 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2016 12:54 AM (NlMkN)
That was the last thing! We can now say that all the things have made a comeback.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 06, 2016 01:00 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: Smitty27 at October 06, 2016 12:55 AM (g9d8D)
What BS? You think the putt was a fake? It was only a ten foot straight putt.
What is amazing is that anyone saw it. No one gives a shit about the Ryder Cup. It's a stupid eurotrash artifact of golf that ought to be put out of our misery already.
I laugh every time I see golf professionals talking about the Ryder Cup. No one gives a shit. They care even less about that than they do about the abomination of Olympic golf. The women are even worse about their "cup" tournament ... probably because they can't even get people to watch their majors. Of course, no one even knows which tournaments are womens golf majors because they change them every year based on who gives the $3,000 check.
Same goes for tennis - for whatever their stupid inter-national tournament is called - the Davis Cup, I think - and the pathetic exercise of Olympic tennis.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 06, 2016 01:00 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Farmer
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That sammich right there, on plain white bread has raised generations of hard working Americans. Especially those out in the world.
Once fall sets in, when it gets a little chilly, wrap them in tinfoil & toss 'em under the hood or on the muffler for a bit. Come lunchtime - Gourmet cousine right there...
Posted by: Chi at October 06, 2016 01:01 AM (jlCyW)
Posted by: The Culinary Hat at October 06, 2016 01:01 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables at October 06, 2016 01:03 AM (L2UGl)
Posted by: The Culinary Hat at October 06, 2016 01:01 AM (vBeA5)
It's a big heap of ground meat. What's not to get? You can just eat around the egg, though I love egg with my meat.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 06, 2016 01:04 AM (zc3Db)
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The entire charade was set up. He's welcomed on to the green like an old friend - hardly the way a random "heckler" shouting at the pros would be. Everyone's all smiles as this pro event is suddenly interrupted as this "wonderful moment" takes place. Nope.
Posted by: Smitty27 at October 06, 2016 01:04 AM (g9d8D)
You could eat that while the girl pedaled by in their tight shorts. Nirvana
Posted by: Jean at October 06, 2016 01:04 AM (ngn8T)
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables at October 06, 2016 01:05 AM (L2UGl)
Posted by: Smitty27 at October 06, 2016 01:04 AM (g9d8D)
But the Ryder Cup is not a pro event. That was my point. It's a joke and, deep down, even the golfers know it.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 06, 2016 01:05 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2016 12:54 AM (NlMkN)
That was the last thing! We can now say that all the things have made a comeback.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 06, 2016 01:00 AM (GzDYP
They actually attempted a type of Gong Show remake not that long ago. And I'm looking to see if I can find it and there actually was a Gong Show reboot in 2008 with Dave Attell on Comedy Central but I don't think that's the one I'm thinking of.
Posted by: buzzion at October 06, 2016 01:06 AM (bMG0w)
My link at 335 disappeared
Posted by: Jean at October 06, 2016 01:07 AM (ngn8T)
The Army would be fools not to. Now whether the politicians would ever let them implement the plan is another story.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 06, 2016 01:07 AM (WnZAV)
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables at October 06, 2016 01:07 AM (L2UGl)
Posted by: eleven at October 06, 2016 01:09 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables at October 06, 2016 01:09 AM (L2UGl)
Posted by: Jean at October 06, 2016 01:10 AM (ngn8T)
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables
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Just the comment caused my brain to register the taste of fish sticks.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 06, 2016 01:11 AM (nWz6F)
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I get it - you don't think it's a pro event. It has pros playing in it and that was my point. Anyway, it looked about as spontaneous as a production of Othello at the Olde Globe Theatre.
Posted by: Smitty27 at October 06, 2016 01:11 AM (g9d8D)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 06, 2016 01:11 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: Jean at October 06, 2016 01:11 AM (ngn8T)
Posted by: Smitty27 at October 06, 2016 01:12 AM (g9d8D)
Posted by: The Culinary Hat
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Traditionally, it was cheap "peasant food" type - collect all the scrap cuts! Grew into an American staple.
Easy to see why. Easy to vary the meats and flavors for a change, but still cheaped than a roast.
It can be quite good if done right, and even expensive - but I'm guessin that a select few here grind their own proteins for burgers, sausage, meatloaf, etc.
Posted by: Chi at October 06, 2016 01:12 AM (jlCyW)
Just played a Palmer designed course. A little too sandy around the greens. Got lots of bunker work.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 06, 2016 01:13 AM (FtrY1)
Posted by: qdpsteve
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Isn't that what Dancing With The Stars and American Idol are?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 06, 2016 01:13 AM (nWz6F)
Posted by: American Catholics at October 06, 2016 01:14 AM (g9d8D)
It can be quite good if done right, and even expensive - but I'm guessin that a select few here grind their own proteins for burgers, sausage, meatloaf, etc.
I do for chili and sausages. But not for meatloaf or burgers.
Posted by: Jean at October 06, 2016 01:15 AM (ngn8T)
Posted by: Jean at October 06, 2016 01:10 AM (ngn8T)
That sounds so delicious.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 06, 2016 01:15 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: The Culinary Hat
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So, not a Rocky Horror fan, I take it?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 06, 2016 01:16 AM (nWz6F)
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables
Is there some other way to eat it?
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 06, 2016 01:17 AM (Idu2i)
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables
Is there some other way to eat it?
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 06, 2016 01:17 AM (Idu2i)
The wrong way.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 06, 2016 01:17 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: qdpsteve
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Isn't that what Dancing With The Stars and American Idol are?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 06, 2016 01:13 AM (nWz6F)
America's Got Talent.
Posted by: buzzion at October 06, 2016 01:17 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Jean at October 06, 2016 01:11 AM (ngn8T)
Maryland link?
Posted by: The Bemused Hat at October 06, 2016 01:18 AM (vBeA5)
The first time in my life I ever made meatballs from scratch was a few months ago. Nine tennis ball size meatballs - I put them on the smoker with a jar of basic sauce (foil pan)
Freaking. Awesome . I would give them an 8, neighbors said 9 out of ten...
Posted by: Chi at October 06, 2016 01:19 AM (jlCyW)
"Just the comment caused my brain to register the taste of fish sticks."
My secret shame is my love of fish sticks. Cheap fish sticks. I like to saute them with super hot Thai peppers sometimes.
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables at October 06, 2016 01:20 AM (L2UGl)
Posted by: eleven at October 06, 2016 01:20 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Jean at October 06, 2016 01:21 AM (ngn8T)
Posted by: eleven at October 06, 2016 01:20 AM (qUNWi)
I prefer his musical work to his acting though.
Posted by: buzzion at October 06, 2016 01:21 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Jean at October 06, 2016 01:22 AM (ngn8T)
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables at October 06, 2016 01:20 AM (L2UGl)
We use fish sticks for fish tacos.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 06, 2016 01:23 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: eleven at October 06, 2016 01:23 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Jean at October 06, 2016 01:24 AM (ngn8T)
Posted by: eleven at October 06, 2016 01:24 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: eleven
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He was pretty good in the last flick I saw him in.
The Ballad Of Lucy Whipple, btw.
Posted by: Chi at October 06, 2016 01:24 AM (jlCyW)
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables at October 06, 2016 01:20 AM (L2UGl)
We use fish sticks for fish tacos.
Posted by: OldDominionMom
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What brand(s)?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 06, 2016 01:25 AM (nWz6F)
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables at October 06, 2016 01:25 AM (L2UGl)
Posted by: eleven at October 06, 2016 01:25 AM (qUNWi)
Despite the fact that, years ago, he harassed one with an ice cream cone.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 06, 2016 01:26 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: The Bemused Hat at October 06, 2016 01:26 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Raggedmuffin at October 06, 2016 01:27 AM (g9d8D)
Posted by: eleven at October 06, 2016 01:27 AM (qUNWi)
They're so good that I've fallen into the rut of ordering them whenever I have lunch there.
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables at October 06, 2016 01:27 AM (L2UGl)
Abstruse
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 06, 2016 01:28 AM (nWz6F)
Posted by: eleven at October 06, 2016 01:29 AM (qUNWi)
Right?
Posted by: eleven
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Yeah. It feels good. I even typed it a few times without posting.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 06, 2016 01:30 AM (nWz6F)
Perhaps, but it was the response by that visiting Amish dude from Ohio that really hurt tourism in the area.
Posted by: Cheezewhiz Buffet at October 06, 2016 01:31 AM (g9d8D)
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And CBD - Food Thread topic:
How to make a fish stick, made from a fish, NOT from paste. A real fish stick.
(Bonus, we could vote, then ban the poster with the worst Abe Vigoda jokes)
Posted by: Chi at October 06, 2016 01:31 AM (jlCyW)
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at October 06, 2016 01:31 AM (4HySM)
Posted by: Jean at October 06, 2016 01:32 AM (ngn8T)
Posted by: Jean at October 06, 2016 01:33 AM (ngn8T)
How to make a fish stick, made from a fish, NOT from paste. A real fish stick.
(Bonus, we could vote, then ban the poster with the worst Abe Vigoda jokes)
Posted by: Chi
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Followed by 'How to Make Baby Carrots'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 06, 2016 01:34 AM (nWz6F)
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I thought the caption said banana fart
Posted by: Kangkulls at October 06, 2016 01:34 AM (g9d8D)
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It all starts when two grownup carrots love each other very much...
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at October 06, 2016 01:35 AM (4HySM)
Ultimate Fish Sticks by Trident from Costco
or any brand's breaded fish tenders or fillets (not chopped & formed)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 06, 2016 01:35 AM (GzDYP)
Or share a fifth of peppermint schnapps at the drive-in.
Posted by: Kangkulls at October 06, 2016 01:37 AM (g9d8D)
I loved Ace's "lustration"
Spellcheck doesn't even recognize it.
Exculpatory lustration. Go ahead, type it. You know you want to.
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables at October 06, 2016 01:37 AM (L2UGl)
Posted by: junior at October 06, 2016 01:38 AM (UM3fk)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 06, 2016 01:38 AM (nWz6F)
So, something like a Lea & Perrins? Whatever - I get it.
I just woke up the dog laughing so hard at Mike and Cicero...
And I splashe'd the drink, dammit.
Posted by: Chi at October 06, 2016 01:39 AM (jlCyW)
Posted by: Pudge Facker, backup Catcher for the Baltimore Orioles at October 06, 2016 01:40 AM (g9d8D)
Yup, gonna make these tomorrow.
Thanks, OldDominionMom! You're inspirational!
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables at October 06, 2016 01:40 AM (L2UGl)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 06, 2016 01:42 AM (WnZAV)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 06, 2016 01:43 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables at October 06, 2016 01:27 AM (L2UGl)
Mmmm. Fresh out of the fryer and extra crispy? Heaven.
We have a local pub with a huge menu, but we always order from our known favorites of like 4 entrees. If we feel like an appetizer we will order the spiced shrimp in the bread bowle. Every. Time.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 06, 2016 01:43 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: eleven at October 06, 2016 01:47 AM (qUNWi)
friend - hardly the way a random "heckler" shouting at the pros would
be. Everyone's all smiles as this pro event is suddenly interrupted as
this "wonderful moment" takes place. Nope.
What's not to believe? It was a practice round, not the real thing. Everyone was just fooling around getting ready for the tournament. Why not have some fun with a (hard core-he'd have to be to be at the practice round) golf fan?
Posted by: Weirddave at October 06, 2016 01:47 AM (Ga9pP)
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables at October 06, 2016 01:40 AM (L2UGl)
Thank Bobby Flay's online recipes. And my time in San Diego.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 06, 2016 01:48 AM (GzDYP)
Exculpatory lustration. Go ahead, type it. You know you want to.
All I got was Kim Kardashian's butt again.
That's all anything ever gets.
Posted by: eleven at October 06, 2016 01:48 AM (qUNWi)
It all starts when two grownup carrots love each other very much...
And they rub against each other until they get really, really small.
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables at October 06, 2016 01:49 AM (L2UGl)
Posted by: Cave Johnson at October 06, 2016 01:49 AM (Oh6Hh)
Huh, that was where I discovered fish tacos! They sounded repulsive. In reality they were wonderful.
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables at October 06, 2016 01:51 AM (L2UGl)
Posted by: eleven at October 06, 2016 01:53 AM (qUNWi)
Bugger all! My Swedish ex introduced me to it.
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables at October 06, 2016 02:03 AM (L2UGl)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 06, 2016 02:03 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables at October 06, 2016 02:04 AM (L2UGl)
Posted by: eleven at October 06, 2016 01:48 AM (qUNWi)
I think that's a new law of the internet. No matter what you search for, if you stay with it for long enough, you'll run into Kartrashian nonsense.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 06, 2016 02:05 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables at October 06, 2016 02:05 AM (L2UGl)
Posted by: The Political Hat at October 06, 2016 02:06 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables at October 06, 2016 02:06 AM (L2UGl)
Posted by: Jean at October 06, 2016 02:07 AM (ngn8T)
**slips the little bit of folding money into his own pocket. Takes crappy casio watch off threads wrist.****
**reaches for vice grips after he spots a large filling in a molar**
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at October 06, 2016 02:07 AM (uK8Qq)
I'm driving an elderly lady to a doctor's appointment tomorrow. She gets a kick out of riding in my Mustang. I get a kick out of doing something nice.
I need many indulgences to keep my time in Purgatory short.
So I'll kiss you morons goodnight. Will dream of fish sticks.
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables at October 06, 2016 02:09 AM (L2UGl)
I know we all hope to hear good news from Jane and others that this storm tis only a flesh wound and all is well. Bon appetit and thank you so much for the fun.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 06, 2016 02:11 AM (GzDYP)
But was it a fish stick?\\
Laughing at the passion folx here bring to the question s of hot dogs with catsup or beans in chili. I think its a good idea tho to call it stew if its got that other stuff. Just to save on argument.
Posted by: generic Moron with training wheels at October 06, 2016 02:12 AM (xzezz)
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I can see how someone with a positive outlook on life and generally pleasant disposition might see it that way. It just has that plastic feel to it with the announcer going out of her way to say "....here comes the UNKNOWN Dave Johnson...." Reeks of trying too hard. IMO
Posted by: Smitty27 at October 06, 2016 02:12 AM (g9d8D)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXzFPl7UdgQ
And with that, goodnight.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 06, 2016 02:13 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables at October 06, 2016 02:17 AM (L2UGl)
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Last time I did that I got boxed in by the stockers with 10'-high pallets of cereal and adult diapers. Ended up falling asleep and finally woke up at 6 am when I got hit by a floor polisher.
Posted by: Smitty27 at October 06, 2016 02:17 AM (g9d8D)
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Don't be afraid - jump right out into traffic.
Posted by: Chi at October 06, 2016 02:20 AM (jlCyW)
https://youtu.be/iWPsGV3HpZQ
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 06, 2016 02:20 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: william at October 06, 2016 02:31 AM (JMJJs)
Yeh sure, WIthout looking either way first, right?
I see my hash toniht is (xzezz) - either a Dr Suess character or a town in Czchslvkia.
Goolgey says xzezz was previously assigned to some Johnson doper Oilfield Dude at July 29, 2016, who is not me thank you.
Posted by: generic Moron with training wheels at October 06, 2016 02:32 AM (xzezz)
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables at October 06, 2016 02:36 AM (L2UGl)
Posted by: generic Moron with training wheels at October 06, 2016 02:40 AM (xzezz)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 06, 2016 02:44 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Emperor Joseph II at October 06, 2016 02:46 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Deplorable tcn in AK at October 06, 2016 02:47 AM (cm1Bl)
My chosen pronoun is "Her Serene Highness."
Thank you very much.
Posted by: Deplorable tcn in AK at October 06, 2016 02:47 AM (cm1Bl)
Sounds like you've independently arrived at the Emperor Identity. I came up with it a few months ago as a solution to Leftist identity politics.
Eventually their insistence on more absurd genders will provide an opening to the otherkin (people that think they're cats in human bodies, vampires, and other crazier things)...
So the way to defeat it all is to take it to the point of absurdity right out of the gate. I identify as an Emperor. Either the Leftist must accept your absurdity at equal value and kneel before you, or reject their own madness. Either way, you win.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 06, 2016 02:59 AM (J+mig)
Thank you very much.
Posted by: Deplorable tcn in AK
Is that akin to "Domestic Goddess" and "She Who Must Be Obeyed"?
Posted by: Male Squirrel at October 06, 2016 03:01 AM (L7t0A)
443 Deplorable tcn in AK
My chosen pronoun is "Her Serene Highness."
There will be threads tomorrow, and I'd like to be prepared ...
Posted by: Arbalest the Deplorable at October 06, 2016 03:02 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 06, 2016 03:04 AM (J+mig)
447 Cato the Rebel etc., etc.
There can be more than one Emperor or Empress.
I take it, then, that you regularly quaff one of the higher-caffeine-content energy drinks before commenting on day threads.
Posted by: Arbalest the Deplorable at October 06, 2016 03:06 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Arbalest the Deplorable at October 06, 2016 03:06 AM (FlRtG)
I live according to a very weird schedule. I normally sleep between about noon and 8 PM, due to working graveyard shift. A few weeks ago, I had rotated to afternoons, but I'm back on the overnights again. So that's probably caused all kinds of confusion.
And then there's the fact that I can't post at home right now, due to some kind of error with the hamsters.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 06, 2016 03:11 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 06, 2016 03:12 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 06, 2016 02:59 AM (J+mig
The problem with that is that it would require them to be intellectually consistent.
Posted by: buzzion at October 06, 2016 03:25 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: generic Moron with training wheels at October 06, 2016 03:26 AM (xzezz)
Posted by: buzzion at October 06, 2016 03:25 AM (bMG0w)
That's true, and that's never been a strong point of theirs, but it's also just fun to throw their BS back in their faces.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 06, 2016 03:27 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: eleven at October 06, 2016 03:49 AM (qUNWi)
Compared to modern SCUBA gear, Lloyd Bridges was spectacularly under equipped. No partner, no buoyancy compensator (BCD), no pony tank, no backup regulator, no dive watch, no depth gauge, no snorkel, and an enormous glass faceplate mask. Making dozens of dives a day, disregarding any rules of ascent. Amazing.
Posted by: stuck on the ceiling at 4am at October 06, 2016 03:50 AM (L7t0A)
You're way over thinking this.
Posted by: He who knows Buzzion at October 06, 2016 03:53 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2016 03:57 AM (sWbjH)
Posted by: He who knows Buzzion
You ever been on a dive? I had an Advanced Open Water cert., been down 150ft on a wall dive. Plan your dive, dive your plan (Or die, was implied). Srsly, no dive master in the past 40 yrs would allow what Lloyd was doing..
Posted by: stuck on the ceiling at 4am at October 06, 2016 03:58 AM (L7t0A)
All of those safety rules were developed as people learned how not to have a successful dive.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 06, 2016 04:00 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: He who knows Buzzion at October 06, 2016 04:01 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2016 04:02 AM (sWbjH)
That's what everyone says. We no knowing ways.
Posted by: He who knows Buzzion at October 06, 2016 04:04 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: stuck on the ceiling at 4am at October 06, 2016 04:04 AM (L7t0A)
Posted by: stuck on the ceiling at 4am at October 06, 2016 04:10 AM (L7t0A)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 06, 2016 04:15 AM (VdICR)
it is 4:22EST whut is that hurricane doing?
I can't sleep and cleaned/organized the kids toy room
Posted by: origional Jake at October 06, 2016 04:21 AM (ZYYfU)
'----
Ha.
Looks Like I Picked the Wrong Week
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lyhaTQseKTQ
Posted by: stuck on the ceiling at 4am at October 06, 2016 04:23 AM (L7t0A)
Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2016 04:25 AM (sWbjH)
Posted by: origional Jake at October 06, 2016 04:26 AM (ZYYfU)
https://www.wunderground.com/hurricane/
atlantic/2016/Hurricane-Matthew?map=ensmodel
If that big loop happens, Miami will have new beachfront at the very least.
Posted by: stuck on the ceiling at 4am at October 06, 2016 04:32 AM (L7t0A)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 06, 2016 04:45 AM (VdICR)
http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/refresh/
graphics_at4+shtml/034341.shtml?
5-daynl#contents
It shows the beginnings of a similar loop for 5 days out. I really hope all those people get out to safety.
Posted by: stuck on the ceiling at 4am at October 06, 2016 04:46 AM (L7t0A)
Posted by: yankeefifth
*****
I whispered it softly into my pillow one night when nobody was around.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 06, 2016 04:54 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Drider at October 06, 2016 05:07 AM (6Xbsz)
Posted by: Yuimetal at October 06, 2016 05:09 AM (dtWKK)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 06, 2016 05:09 AM (VdICR)
From the 22 Words link:
I had to explain to a co-worker that fish is not poultry...
Oh, yeah? Then explain flying fish, Mr. Smarty Boots.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 06, 2016 05:09 AM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: yankeefifth
I tell a select group of friends. They all understand OPSEC.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 06, 2016 05:11 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 06, 2016 05:12 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Bob at the NSA at October 06, 2016 05:18 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: yankeefift
I figure if someone I know also hung out here they would ask me.
Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2016 05:18 AM (sWbjH)
Posted by: Morigu at October 06, 2016 05:18 AM (Bjy3Q)
Let me guess, not really British, but a member of their Muslim community.
Posted by: Yuimetal at October 06, 2016 05:20 AM (dtWKK)
Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2016 05:21 AM (sWbjH)
Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2016 05:24 AM (sWbjH)
I can understand how people have their own classification schemes, which may not match the most pedantic word usages.
Most people think of cucumbers as vegetables, even though they are technically fruits.
I can imagine someone thinking of flesh as "red meat" vs. non-red-meat, and referring to all non red meat as "poultry" as a kind of short hand.
Posted by: Yuimetal at October 06, 2016 05:25 AM (dtWKK)
Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2016 05:27 AM (sWbjH)
Posted by: Yuimetal at October 06, 2016 05:29 AM (dtWKK)
That is a vile, unforgivable offence.
Posted by: Drider
Well, the Food Network thinks otherwise...
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/
ellie-krieger/three-bean-and-beef-chili-recipe.html
Posted by: stuck on the ceiling at 4am at October 06, 2016 05:29 AM (L7t0A)
Hello Young People, It's Hillary Clinton Again
https://youtu.be/llkIkLRF26M
Good for some laughs.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 06, 2016 05:32 AM (BK3ZS)
Any left over mustard, horse radish, A1 sauce, that you do not take with you, will dumped out in the sty for the hogs. Where it belongs to begin with.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 06, 2016 05:35 AM (d76uN)
The 2nd Presidential "Debate" begins with a blood sample obtained from each candidate, on stage. Analysis is done while the show goes as scheduled, and the results are announced at the very end. The last question to each candidate is to let them explain what they have in their bloodstream and why.
Anybody think that'd be intertesting? Lots of jobs require random drug tests.
Posted by: stuck on the ceiling at 4am at October 06, 2016 05:40 AM (L7t0A)
Posted by: Julian Assange at October 06, 2016 05:45 AM (dtWKK)
I mean, I'm not gonna say anything cause, well, Monty, and while the post would probably be epic...
Posted by: teej at October 06, 2016 05:49 AM (qjzL4)
Posted by: Tim Kaine at October 06, 2016 05:52 AM (dtWKK)
Chili Verde has no beef. Pork and chicken stock!
I love it, but do chili con carne purists consider it real chili?
Posted by: stuck on the ceiling at 4am at October 06, 2016 06:04 AM (L7t0A)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 06, 2016 06:12 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Fewenuff at October 06, 2016 06:12 AM (YvE41)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 06, 2016 06:14 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Fewenuff at October 06, 2016 06:15 AM (YvE41)
VNN ? Did I not get the memo, again?
Posted by: Fewenuff at October 06, 2016 06:12 AM (YvE41)
Evidently not, yesterday morning I posted no more VNN as JJ will be posting news links between 0645 and 0700 M-F. I will post VNN on Sat and Sun on Krakatoa's thread at 0600.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 06, 2016 06:16 AM (mpXpK)
Good morning Mr. Vic! Sleep is good. C-:
Posted by: Fewenuff at October 06, 2016 06:15 AM (YvE41)
Amazing how that is when you don't have to get up at 2 am to spend hours putting together links.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 06, 2016 06:18 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Thomas Aquinas, Summa Chiliologica at October 06, 2016 06:20 AM (dtWKK)
Um, I'm wondering if someone might want to let Cato know that the
Emporer of the Universe title belongs to Monty from back in the day.
I mean, I'm not gonna say anything cause, well, Monty, and while the post would probably be epic...
Posted by: teej at October 06, 2016 05:49 AM (qjzL4)
Damnit. Seems like every time you have a good idea anymore, you find that someone else has already planted their flag there. I guess I'll have to be the Emperor of the Unspeakable Outer Realms or something.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 06, 2016 06:23 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 06, 2016 06:24 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: MTF at October 06, 2016 06:26 AM (AaCJy)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 06, 2016 06:18 AM (mpXpK)
We will miss the VNN. You were always very good at finding the latest, newest madness to talk about.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 06, 2016 06:28 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party
A plus was the snarky comment introductions
Posted by: Bruce at October 06, 2016 06:30 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: stuck on the ceiling at 4am at October 06, 2016 06:31 AM (L7t0A)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 06, 2016 06:31 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 06, 2016 06:32 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Fewenuff at October 06, 2016 06:36 AM (YvE41)
People work hard for that money, and taxes get spent trying to convince Americans of BS stuff. The disrespect is unbelievable.
Posted by: MTF at October 06, 2016 06:40 AM (AaCJy)
Posted by: Fewenuff at October 06, 2016 06:43 AM (YvE41)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 06, 2016 06:44 AM (dtWKK)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at October 06, 2016 06:45 AM (75WaT)
Posted by: MTF at October 06, 2016 06:45 AM (AaCJy)
Posted by: JTB at October 06, 2016 06:46 AM (V+03K)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 06, 2016 06:48 AM (J+eG2)
That's the tail wagging the dog. They've forgotten whom they work for.
Posted by: Yuimetal at October 06, 2016 06:49 AM (dtWKK)
Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 06, 2016 06:49 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 06, 2016 06:50 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Yuimetal at October 06, 2016 06:49 AM (dtWKK)
Exactly. They think that they are essential, and that we exist to support them.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 06, 2016 06:50 AM (J+mig)
Or is it simply heaven in your hand?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 06, 2016 06:51 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 06, 2016 06:56 AM (mpXpK)
115mph -> 125mph
10mph -> 12mph
Both will impact time needed for preparation and evacuation.
Stay safe everyone.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 06, 2016 07:00 AM (787tI)
chili" or "based on the recipe in a chili pot". Eliminate the carrots,
chili verde, or whatever, put them in the new category, and get down to
the only serious matter of beans or no beans. (Keep the discussion civil
and leave the long bows and crossbows at home. :-)
.
.
.
.How about Hobo Chili? Don't use their teeth though as they are made of cinnamon.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 06, 2016 07:00 AM (iONHu)
Chili-dogs as described are on the way there though. C-;
Posted by: Fewenuff at October 06, 2016 07:02 AM (YvE41)
Good ole' fatman Al Bore is bringing back his discredited AGW scam on the trail for Scankles. Now she will definitely lose everywhere he "campaigns".
http://wapo.st/2duPJKy
Euros tell GB to not identify terrorists as muzzies. Note that nobody has to tell the US press that. They do it on their own to support the American Communist Party known as Democrats.
http://bit.ly/2dwENux
The UN set to elect a communist as the next Secretary General. I'm sure O'Choom's commie rep is OK with this.
http://cnn.it/2dsZPf6
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 06, 2016 07:03 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: freaked, buns up and waiting at October 06, 2016 07:03 AM (BO/km)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at October 06, 2016 07:03 AM (75WaT)
Posted by: Fewenuff at October 06, 2016 07:07 AM (YvE41)
Posted by: Fewenuff at October 06, 2016 07:09 AM (YvE41)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at October 06, 2016 07:14 AM (7GbB/)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at October 06, 2016 07:15 AM (75WaT)
"The reason why many Americans don't trust the Clintons is because they've been paying attention."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at October 06, 2016 07:16 AM (EnGQE)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 06, 2016 07:17 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at October 06, 2016 07:16 AM (EnGQE)
Good one.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 06, 2016 07:18 AM (J+mig)
If one opens a can of Texas Pete, and puts it on a dog with cheese, onions and mustard, is that a hand held serving of Chili.
Or is it simply heaven in your hand?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 06, 2016 06:51 AM (J+eG2)
I have never seen Texas Pete in a can. Is there such a thing? We have three different size bottles in the store here.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 06, 2016 07:20 AM (mpXpK)
I'll take my chances with a jury.
Posted by: Just the Punchline at October 06, 2016 07:21 AM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 06, 2016 07:21 AM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 06, 2016 07:23 AM (mpXpK)
Clinton is spending $63,000 to run her ads on the Weather Channel over the next five days. Unknown if they will include global warming crap ...
and ... Gateway Pundit says there is audio of Hillary saying SCOTUS is wrong on the second amendment, and she's going to go after them every chance she gets.
thanks Hillary, for being in support of the second amendment, but only your new revised standard version.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 06, 2016 07:24 AM (n6rAX)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 06, 2016 07:25 AM (J+eG2)
Say goodby to your status among liberals as "Christians That Are OK Because Sustainable Lifestyle" Now you are just backward, superstitious, inbred hillbillies.
Posted by: He Who Must Not Be Named at October 06, 2016 07:31 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Quirky bookworm at October 06, 2016 07:31 AM (gppsv)
Posted by: klondikes at October 06, 2016 07:44 AM (kejii)
Posted by: SpecialEd at October 06, 2016 07:50 AM (I9rXv)
Or is it simply heaven in your hand?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
A can of Texas Pete's and four Fritos bags, was a summer lunch for us kids.
Posted by: Jean at October 06, 2016 08:01 AM (ngn8T)
Posted by: yankeefifth
*****
I whispered it softly into my pillow one night when nobody was around.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 06, 2016 04:54 AM (wPiJc)
LOL! That's the funniest thing I have heard in quite a while
Posted by: LA ette, lakeside lurker at October 06, 2016 08:15 AM (tVqOx)
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