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Reporter: So You're Doin' Better
Hillary: Super, Thanks For Asking
Reporter: So You'd Take a Neurocognitive Assessment Test
Hillary: Neurocognitive Assessment Test? What, Like a Cloth?
"That won't be necessary," Queen Lackthrone hissed.
“Some doctors have said, because of your age, as well as your opponent’s age, that you could be at higher risk for dementia or even Alzheimer’s and have suggested that you take some neurocognitive test,” ABC affiliate reporter Sarina Fazina said to Clinton. “Would you be willing to do that?” “I’m very sorry I got pneumonia,” Clinton replied, letting out a hearty laugh. “I’m very glad that antibiotics took care of it. And that’s behind us now. I’ve met the standard that everybody running for president has met in terms of releasing information about my health.” ... Asked specifically whether she’d submit to testing, Clinton said no. “There’s no need for that. The information is very clear. And the information, as I said, meets the standards that every other person running for president has ever had to meet, and I’m happy that we’ve met and even exceeded them in certain ways,” she told the local Florida reporter.BTW, Lester Holt does not have the authority to cut away for a commercial break, even if Queen Lackthrone begins an extended coughing fit.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at September 23, 2016 01:42 PM (5o5ek)
Very curious phrasing.
No wonder even her base doesn't trust her.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at September 23, 2016 01:44 PM (eytER)
Posted by: Hillary 'Strawman' Clinton at September 23, 2016 01:44 PM (q6nsK)
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at September 23, 2016 01:45 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at September 23, 2016 01:45 PM (FQKBL)
Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2016 01:46 PM (q6nsK)
Very curious phrasing.
No wonder even her base doesn't trust her.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at September 23, 2016 01:44 PM (eytER)
Downright... Clintonian...
Its like 'yes, I've released my Tax returns'... but will not release any information on the Clinton Global Slush fund...
Posted by: Don Deplorable at September 23, 2016 01:46 PM (qf6WZ)
Just watch the video - she is a charmer!
http://preview.tinyurl.com/z85y7y3
(if you get bored skip ahead to when the cop comes over)
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 23, 2016 01:46 PM (Om16U)
2 I've met the standard that everybody running for president has met in terms of releasing information about my health.
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Yes, you have ..... some standards.
Posted by: Comatose Woodrow Wilson at September 23, 2016 01:46 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 23, 2016 01:47 PM (KUaJL)
Lester Holt does not have the authority to cut away for a commercial break.
Unpredictable and completely coincidental "technical problems".
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 23, 2016 01:47 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at September 23, 2016 01:44 PM (eytER)
Wait.... we had a President in a wheel chair... THAT President?
Posted by: Don Deplorable at September 23, 2016 01:47 PM (qf6WZ)
She figures once she is in the bubble of the WH, she can be drugged up as often as is necessary to be comfortable and no one is to disclose it. Bubba and whoever is her chief of staff will take calls and Kaine will fill in when her "schedule doesn't allow".
Posted by: Jen the original at September 23, 2016 01:47 PM (ntZAP)
Posted by: duke at September 23, 2016 01:48 PM (EQNFN)
Used Car Salesmen
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 23, 2016 01:47 PM (KUaJL)
Iranian Nuclear Treaty negotiators...
Posted by: Don Deplorable at September 23, 2016 01:48 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 23, 2016 01:48 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: pookysgirl at September 23, 2016 01:48 PM (ar2KI)
Posted by: Zombie Baghdad Bob at September 23, 2016 01:48 PM (q6nsK)
In 2012 she said that she had a stomach virus, got dehydrated and fainted, fell down, hit her head and got a concussion, which gave her a blood clot.
Since then she's been taking Coumadin which is a blood thinner often used for people at risk of stroke. This is a serious drug which requires a lot of monitoring, and is often used because other drugs won't get the job done. Under its generic name warfarin, it was first developed as a rat poison.
More likely explanation of what actually happened to Hillary is that she had a blood clot that gave her a stroke.
Simple questions about why she's taking industrial strength Coumadin would expose this, no?
If Hillary gets elected (which I don't think will happen) get ready President Kaine in her first term.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 23, 2016 01:48 PM (r1fLd)
I think the guy should make a 3d camera for gay weddings and denounce every person dropping the occulus as against gay marriages and force them to provide services.
Posted by: allenlou at September 23, 2016 01:48 PM (m3iiU)
Bill publicly said that it took Hillary "six months of very serious work to get over." This was after she left State, so her "disappearance" could be covered up.
Who needs six months to get over a concussion from a domestic slip and fall?
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 23, 2016 01:49 PM (r1fLd)
Posted by: Kevin C at September 23, 2016 01:49 PM (9khZC)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 23, 2016 01:49 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 23, 2016 01:49 PM (EnGQE)
And there is no tub of popcorn big enough to make it through all the "ACTUALLY THIS JUST SHOWS HOW BADASS SHE IS!" tweets and thinkpieces from the Patton Oswalts and Matt Yglesiases of the world.
Posted by: Hedley Lamar at September 23, 2016 01:50 PM (jssYb)
Posted by: Kaa at September 23, 2016 01:50 PM (q6nsK)
Holt has one job and one job only: spoonfeed Hillary easy questions.
Posted by: MacGruber at September 23, 2016 01:50 PM (kQBSd)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 23, 2016 01:50 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Lauren at September 23, 2016 01:50 PM (9iBwb)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 23, 2016 01:50 PM (WuRdh)
Posted by: IC at September 23, 2016 01:51 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 23, 2016 01:51 PM (7ZVPa)
Used Car Salesmen
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 23, 2016 01:47 PM (KUaJL)
A puppy in a room with your food alone.
Posted by: buzzion at September 23, 2016 01:51 PM (z/Ubi)
I've met the standard that everybody running for president has met in terms of releasing information about my health.
Very curious phrasing.
Yeah, cause no other presidential candidate has ever had to release information about her health.
LOL
Posted by: SFGoth at September 23, 2016 01:51 PM (dZ756)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 23, 2016 01:51 PM (EnGQE)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 23, 2016 01:51 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Methos at September 23, 2016 01:52 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at September 23, 2016 01:52 PM (q6nsK)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 23, 2016 01:52 PM (niOEf)
What about planking and face planting?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2016 01:52 PM (2El4P)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 23, 2016 01:52 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at September 23, 2016 01:44 PM (eytER)
Wait.... we had a President in a wheel chair... THAT President?
How soon you forget, that History started on January 20, 2009.
And if she is elected POTUS, History'w Reset Button will be pressed this coming January (that was easy).
Posted by: John P. Squibob at September 23, 2016 01:52 PM (rJOC2)
It was so funny and transgressive, we laughed and laughed.
People who raise questions like that nowadays should be put in jail and their families ruined of course.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2016 01:52 PM (KOBAq)
Posted by: Lauren at September 23, 2016 01:52 PM (9iBwb)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2016 01:53 PM (2El4P)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 23, 2016 01:53 PM (bqa+Z)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 23, 2016 01:53 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 23, 2016 01:53 PM (niOEf)
30 What happens if her would be royal highness can't finish the debate Monday?
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The court physicians will be beheaded.
Posted by: Comatose Woodrow Wilson at September 23, 2016 01:53 PM (5o5ek)
A biker chick's sexual disease history. Totally clean, honey, just ignore the warts!
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 23, 2016 01:53 PM (RD7QR)
The dog when you've left a steak out and unattended.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 23, 2016 01:51 PM (KUaJL)
Beat you by 3.
Posted by: buzzion at September 23, 2016 01:53 PM (z/Ubi)
Those promises about that thing that I swore I wouldn't do in your mouth.
Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2016 01:53 PM (q6nsK)
The dog when you've left a steak out and unattended.
--
More trustworthy: A teenaged boy next to a closed Penthouse magazine.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 23, 2016 01:54 PM (+FSld)
Posted by: Lauren at September 23, 2016 01:54 PM (9iBwb)
Who the hell is going to contribute if there is no play after the pay.
Posted by: Hillary at September 23, 2016 01:54 PM (XtAzU)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 23, 2016 01:54 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 23, 2016 01:55 PM (QQ+il)
That fart you're holding in.
Sadly, no. Not that one.
The one JUST before that one? Yes.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2016 01:55 PM (2El4P)
Posted by: The Deplorable Dick Poulin at September 23, 2016 01:55 PM (sMt7r)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 23, 2016 01:55 PM (bqa+Z)
Posted by: Queen lateral rectus at September 23, 2016 01:55 PM (ir/G5)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2016 01:55 PM (39g3+)
"Now, get back in your hoopty wagons and stop blurring in and out of my vision, y'crazy cucumber people."
Posted by: V the K at September 23, 2016 01:55 PM (O7MnT)
Everyone who ever clicked "Yes" when a porn site asks if you are over 18.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 23, 2016 01:55 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: SFGoth at September 23, 2016 01:55 PM (dZ756)
Birds of a feather.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at September 23, 2016 01:55 PM (EeJDw)
Posted by: Max Power at September 23, 2016 01:55 PM (q177U)
Posted by: buzzion at September 23, 2016 01:55 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Lauren at September 23, 2016 01:56 PM (9iBwb)
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Uh , no. Sorry , Heelzebub, but regardless of the superduper antibiotics that you took?
You can't get rid of pneumonia in a fkn week!
You power-hungry, brain-dead, lying sack of infected pus.
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 23, 2016 01:56 PM (zu88C)
Good grief. It sounds like a novel,
Somebody should put in out in what her thoughts are
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 23, 2016 01:56 PM (EnGQE)
This is one of the canned responses she has ready for Monday. She had to use it here in response to an unexpected real question from a reporter.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 23, 2016 01:56 PM (r1fLd)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 23, 2016 01:57 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Don Deplorable at September 23, 2016 01:47 PM (qf6WZ)
No, the one who had a stroke and avoided all contact with his cabinet, Congress and the press and only issued orders via written notes dictated to his wife.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2016 01:57 PM (KOBAq)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 23, 2016 01:57 PM (+FSld)
Posted by: Yo! at September 23, 2016 01:57 PM (GUS5p)
Posted by: Follow Up Questions Never To Be Asked at September 23, 2016 01:57 PM (yMpF+)
Posted by: Methos at September 23, 2016 01:57 PM (3Liv/)
That's not normal. Everyone knows that's seriously bad at a gut level.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2016 01:57 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2016 01:57 PM (bzd8I)
It would be more believable had they touched in the past 40 years, however.
Posted by: Lauren at September 23, 2016 01:58 PM (9iBwb)
The speedbumps are just there to remind you to take it slow.
Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2016 01:58 PM (q6nsK)
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Very curious phrasing.
No wonder even her base doesn't trust her.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at September 23, 2016 01:44 PM (eytER)
Run one ad, on continuous loop: This phrase, along with Bill "depends on what your definition of is, is."
Result: Landslide.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 23, 2016 01:58 PM (TOk1P)
Well. I think her health is failing rapidly. I wouldn't be shocked if she has a major stroke before the election
Posted by: ThunderB at September 23, 2016 01:58 PM (qq4lq)
Simple questions about why she's taking industrial strength Coumadin would expose this, no?
If Hillary gets elected (which I don't think will happen) get ready President Kaine in her first term.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 23, 2016 01:48 PM (r1fLd)
My elderly mother fractured her hip and femur at age 87. She said she remembers walking into her bedroom , a giant flash of light, and nothing until she woke up on the floor and the EMT's were beginning treatment.
Her surgeon told us that at her age and bone density, one of two things happened. She fell and broke her femur and hip, or her femur and/or hip fractured and she fell. There was no way to tell
Same thing with the story of the falling and blood clot/concussion.
No one stays on Coumadin today unless other anti coagulants are not adequate to address the problem. Everytime Hillary falls, she could cause internal bleeding. This is another absolutely jaw dropping issue of her not going to the hospital when she seizured at the 911 memorial. Another blood clot could have caused her seizure, or she could have started some kind of vascular bleed, besides the neurological issues and the supposed pneumonia that she was miraculously cured of after 3 hours.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 23, 2016 01:58 PM (ntZAP)
Posted by: Lando at September 23, 2016 01:58 PM (z/Ubi)
"met and even exceeded them in certain ways"
In most ways I lied and misconstrued, but in certain ways I met and exceeded.
dictionary example of "Clintonian"
Posted by: illiniwek at September 23, 2016 01:58 PM (niOEf)
During the whole birther thing, wasn't it revealed that there really wasn't any standard for vetting or investigating a candidate?
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 23, 2016 01:58 PM (3wzsT)
Posted by: Methos at September 23, 2016 01:58 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 23, 2016 01:59 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 23, 2016 01:59 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: The Deplorable Dick Poulin at September 23, 2016 01:59 PM (sMt7r)
Posted by: USNtakim at September 23, 2016 01:59 PM (hMqvx)
Posted by: John P. Squibob at September 23, 2016 01:59 PM (rJOC2)
Posted by: Hillary at September 23, 2016 01:59 PM (OD2ni)
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Charlie Sheen's judgement regarding drugs and sexual partners.
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 23, 2016 01:59 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 23, 2016 02:00 PM (lKyWE)
The person who after you sign a contract engages in evil laughter.
Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at September 23, 2016 02:00 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 23, 2016 02:00 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 23, 2016 02:00 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Lauren at September 23, 2016 02:00 PM (9iBwb)
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The swarthy guy who offered to pick up Liam Neeson's daughter at the airport.
Posted by: V the K at September 23, 2016 02:00 PM (O7MnT)
No wonder even her base doesn't trust her.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at September 23, 2016 01:44 PM (eytER)
Standard shyster lawyer parsing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2016 02:00 PM (Bvr/A)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 23, 2016 02:00 PM (+FSld)
A highway construction project timeline
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 23, 2016 01:59 PM (KUaJL)
corrollary: A public funded highspeed rail budget.
Posted by: WisRich at September 23, 2016 02:00 PM (hdpay)
Posted by: buzzion at September 23, 2016 02:00 PM (z/Ubi)
Oh and she won the debate...
Posted by: deplorable donna at September 23, 2016 02:01 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 23, 2016 02:01 PM (3wzsT)
Hillary still looks like she needs another six months of convalescence.
Posted by: pookysgirl at September 23, 2016 02:01 PM (ar2KI)
Posted by: V the K at September 23, 2016 02:01 PM (O7MnT)
From your keyboard to God's inbox.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2016 02:01 PM (2El4P)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 23, 2016 02:01 PM (KUaJL)
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Your DD buddy who wants to roleplay Chaoptic Evil, but is totally going to work within the group
Also, anyone playing Vampire the Masquerade
Posted by: Methos at September 23, 2016 02:01 PM (3Liv/)
That is what she said......
Posted by: Jen the original at September 23, 2016 02:01 PM (ntZAP)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 23, 2016 02:01 PM (bqa+Z)
I'm sure she has major neurological issues, the kind of issues that don't age well. Why this wouldn't push her to retire from political life?
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The plan was that she would be retiring from political life now.
Then came Obama.
I wonder whom she hates more -- Trump or Obama.
Posted by: Comatose Woodrow Wilson at September 23, 2016 02:02 PM (5o5ek)
How nice that ace came up with Queen Lackthrone and I didn't.
So lovely.
I'm pleased about this.
Truly.
*seethes*
Posted by: alexthechick - unskewed at September 23, 2016 02:02 PM (mf5HN)
Things more trustworthy than Hillary:
Joe Isuzu
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2016 01:57 PM
91
Things more trustworthy than Hillary:
Joe Isuzu
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 23, 2016 01:59 PM
*fistbump*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2016 02:02 PM (bzd8I)
Posted by: buzzion at September 23, 2016 02:02 PM (z/Ubi)
Coughing fits, fainting spells, oddly moving eyes, brief lapses of memory... someone should have forced Hill to watch "Bedazzled."
Trump's deal with Satan was that he could have a penthouse on Fifth Ave for half price.
I wonder if Hill will make it through the debate next Monday.
Posted by: mallfly version 1.00203c at September 23, 2016 02:02 PM (2JQBv)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 23, 2016 02:02 PM (XtAzU)
Posted by: Lauren at September 23, 2016 02:02 PM (9iBwb)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2016 02:02 PM (2El4P)
Posted by: Benji Carver at September 23, 2016 02:02 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2016 02:02 PM (q6nsK)
A Charlotte protestor perusing the WalMart electronics department.
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 23, 2016 02:02 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 23, 2016 02:02 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 23, 2016 02:03 PM (+FSld)
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 23, 2016 02:03 PM (iLoHX)
Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2016 01:46 PM (q6nsK)
"Diamonds, diamonds" by Max Webster, it's a nice gentle ballad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4e2WiM_WfE
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2016 02:03 PM (Bvr/A)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, convening Horde Thunderdome at September 23, 2016 02:03 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Eli Cash at September 23, 2016 02:04 PM (a+WIL)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 23, 2016 02:04 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2016 02:04 PM (q6nsK)
Posted by: Lauren at September 23, 2016 02:04 PM (9iBwb)
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 23, 2016 02:04 PM (Y9g6h)
Its lies all the way down, no matter how bad they admit to. They never get to the truth.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2016 02:04 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 23, 2016 02:04 PM (bqa+Z)
The age of Latin American Baseball players.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 23, 2016 02:04 PM (Y9g6h)
And the age of chinese gymnasts.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 23, 2016 02:04 PM (KUaJL)
During the whole birther thing, wasn't it revealed that there really wasn't any standard for vetting or investigating a candidate?
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 23, 2016 01:58 PM (3wzsT)
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Hell YES. We have two lousy requirements: age, and natural citizenship. Apparently we don't check for either, don't even require papers, and don't investigate discrepancies on the fucking PUBLIC RECORD. Just hash it out in editorials.
Posted by: Comatose Woodrow Wilson at September 23, 2016 02:05 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 23, 2016 02:05 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun
And within weeks she'll be dead, because God has a sense of humor like that.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, convening Horde Thunderdome at September 23, 2016 02:05 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 23, 2016 02:05 PM (XtAzU)
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 23, 2016 02:05 PM (iLoHX)
Its the sign that she doesn't like the question and is stalling to come up with a lie.
Posted by: Benji Carver at September 23, 2016 02:05 PM (OD2ni)
The number of sexual partners your girlfriend says she has had.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 23, 2016 02:05 PM (Y9g6h)
Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2016 02:05 PM (q6nsK)
Posted by: Methos at September 23, 2016 02:05 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: Roy at September 23, 2016 02:05 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: torabora at September 23, 2016 02:06 PM (oK58D)
Posted by: SH at September 23, 2016 02:06 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 23, 2016 02:06 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2016 02:06 PM (JILvc)
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Unemployment numbers from Obama's Labor Department
Posted by: V the K at September 23, 2016 02:06 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, convening Horde Thunderdome at September 23, 2016 02:06 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 23, 2016 02:06 PM (qq4lq)
The email identifying you as the next of kin for an african prince.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 23, 2016 02:06 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 23, 2016 02:06 PM (3wzsT)
"WTF, that is a "hearty" laugh? More like a bowel-clearing cackle from a third-world witch."
Its the sign that she doesn't like the question and is stalling to come up with a lie.
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I noticed that too- she always starts a very loud cackle before a question is asked that she doesn't want to answer, almost like she doesn't want you to hear the end of the question. Lying, fraudlent cnt.
Posted by: Eli Cash at September 23, 2016 02:06 PM (a+WIL)
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 23, 2016 02:06 PM (iLoHX)
Trump just has to not look like a gibbering baboon on national television.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2016 02:06 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Benji Carver at September 23, 2016 02:06 PM (OD2ni)
(h/t Paul Johnson)
Posted by: T at September 23, 2016 02:06 PM (IKdzI)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2016 02:07 PM (bzd8I)
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 23, 2016 02:07 PM (Y9g6h)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 23, 2016 02:07 PM (EnGQE)
More like: its her stalling to remember the lies she's crammed on before this appearance. Which one was it again? [show Terminator-style sequence of lines scrolling down and one is selected]
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2016 02:07 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Methos at September 23, 2016 02:07 PM (3Liv/)
I'm sure He hopes her health is good...... Until after the Election.....
Posted by: deplorable donna at September 23, 2016 02:08 PM (O2RFr)
She is so shlonged! Ninety minutes on her feet with no breaks ...
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Srsly, anyone know the last time she even did this? 2008?
Posted by: Comatose Woodrow Wilson at September 23, 2016 02:08 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Chupacabra at September 23, 2016 02:08 PM (KZ73l)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2016 02:06 PM (39g3+)
I think I'm going to be praying during the debate and not actually watching it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 23, 2016 02:08 PM (EnGQE)
Posted by: Chupacabra at September 23, 2016 02:08 PM (KZ73l)
Posted by: the littl shyning man at September 23, 2016 02:08 PM (U6f54)
Traci Lords's claimed date of birth.
Bonus points: Like Hillary, this was attested to by the State Department...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, convening Horde Thunderdome at September 23, 2016 02:08 PM (9krrF)
He's probably astounded he's almost one collapsing old woman from the presidency.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2016 02:08 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Fritz at September 23, 2016 02:08 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at September 23, 2016 02:08 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 23, 2016 02:08 PM (3wzsT)
Things more trustworthy than Hillary:
Used Car Salesmen
*
*
A shark who tells you he really really won't bite this time.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2016 02:08 PM (txdEq)
Jimmy Fallon had a firm grip on her hand, more than a hand shake, just to get her up two steps. Same when Biden was right behind her as she stumbled a little just stepping down from the podium, and he had to grab her. She's unstable and someone is always there, or she has a firm grip on a handrail.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 23, 2016 02:08 PM (niOEf)
"Internet video" - a dangerous weapon that can kill American ambassadors and security forces.
"Classified markings" - something used to help remember the letters of the alphabet.
"Deplorable, Irredeemable and Un-American" - Americans who object to the erasure of their country through globalization and open borders.
"Hardcore Muslims from the Middle East" - ideal future Americans.
"Shariah Advocate" - handler, nurse and bedmate
Posted by: Hillary's Lexicon at September 23, 2016 02:09 PM (fgOnp)
Posted by: Eli Cash at September 23, 2016 02:09 PM (a+WIL)
Meh, I don't watch debates or state of the union addresses. Dull stupid shows.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2016 02:09 PM (39g3+)
Yeah if you're Kaine you keep your head down and your mouth shut and pray she holds on til November.
Posted by: Lauren at September 23, 2016 02:09 PM (9iBwb)
Also: Mark Cuban will be in the front row of the debate to troll Trump??? WTF
Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2016 02:09 PM (NOIQH)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/glzabvx
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 23, 2016 02:10 PM (VdICR)
"...candygram?"
"...grandma?"
"...no, I'm not a landshark..."
Posted by: Brother Cavil, convening Horde Thunderdome at September 23, 2016 02:10 PM (9krrF)
It would be interesting to hear what Kaine's real opinions about Hillary's health are.
He's probably astounded he's almost one collapsing old woman from the presidency.
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He's probably too busy counting the paper clips in his office, and figuring out ways to trap the thief. "I proved by, by geometric logic, who stole the paper clips!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2016 02:10 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: SH at September 23, 2016 02:06 PM (gmeXX)
I did read last week where Cruz publicly thanked Trump for bringing attention to the his efforts to stop Obama from giving away internet control.
A bit of an olive branch, and in my opinion. enough for either side at this point. I have no issue with Cruz not endorsing Trump. If they can appear to work together when it counts, I'm fine with that.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 23, 2016 02:10 PM (ntZAP)
Posted by: Kevin C at September 23, 2016 01:49 PM (9khZC)
They did the same thing when Bush was elected and re-elected.
http://www.wnd.com/2004/11/27491/
http://tinyurl.com/h4h9z82
http://tinyurl.com/gqx2uwy
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at September 23, 2016 02:10 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, convening Horde Thunderdome at September 23, 2016 02:06 PM (9krrF)
*claps*
Michael Myers is dead...this time
Posted by: Methos at September 23, 2016 02:10 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: alexthechick - unskewed at September 23, 2016 02:10 PM (mf5HN)
Yes. Reminds me very much of my late grandmother. We had rails installed all around the house for her.
Posted by: Lauren at September 23, 2016 02:10 PM (9iBwb)
Is he going to make faces and hold up signs?
What a doofus.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 23, 2016 02:10 PM (EnGQE)
Posted by: The media Suxs at September 23, 2016 02:10 PM (BmnL5)
129 Maybe the other candidates were held to a different standard because they didn't go stiff as a board against a bollard, then teeter and fall down like the liquid metal Terminator getting splashed with liquid nitrogen and crumpling to bits as it tried to walk.
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I'll just quote this while I sock off.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Bingo at September 23, 2016 02:10 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at September 23, 2016 02:11 PM (EeJDw)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 23, 2016 02:11 PM (qq4lq)
extra large depends, or a catheter bag?
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 23, 2016 02:11 PM (NbJXF)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 23, 2016 02:11 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 23, 2016 02:11 PM (bqa+Z)
Posted by: Birther at September 23, 2016 02:11 PM (qqwXr)
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 23, 2016 02:11 PM (iLoHX)
Posted by: Eli Cash
--
I'm deathly afraid there's a planned parenthood connection.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 23, 2016 02:11 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at September 23, 2016 02:11 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 23, 2016 02:12 PM (XtAzU)
1.) The newest Microsoft themed scam with a loud beeping message that says 'You have a virus, and have been denied Internet access. Don't turn off your computer. Call the following number."
2.) Any current FBI investigation of Heezelbub.
3.) The IRS on the tax status of conservative non profits.
Posted by: The Walking Dude at September 23, 2016 02:12 PM (cCxiu)
Bernie Madoff offering you the investment of a lifetime.
Hillary's son in law doing the same...
Posted by: deplorable donna at September 23, 2016 02:12 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Hillary's Brain at September 23, 2016 02:12 PM (BKGXB)
195 Also: Mark Cuban will be in the front row of the debate to troll Trump??? WTF
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Juanita Broaddrick ought to be in the front row, too.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Bingo at September 23, 2016 02:12 PM (5o5ek)
And you've seen evidence of this?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2016 02:12 PM (2El4P)
Assurances from the FBI that they certain, within 1 hour of an attack, that it is *not* terrorism.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2016 02:12 PM (NOIQH)
There's three outcome possible in order of probability:
1. She throws a rod and starts doing the Robot to a Parliament Funkadelic tune only she can hear.
2. They put her on everything but skates to keep her symptoms down and she sounds like the sloth in Zootopia.
3. They manage choice # 2 to where she can speak coherently but the problem there is you're still left with Hillary Clinton, a woman who is to charm what Stephen Hawking is to Crossfit.
Posted by: Azathoth at September 23, 2016 02:12 PM (t+oGz)
means
spitting out an angry cackle
She will not be denied. She will sit the Iron Throne, dead or alive.
Posted by: Pug Mahon of the Clan Deplorable at September 23, 2016 02:12 PM (RwwCT)
http://tinyurl.com/zvcpt7h
Posted by: josephistan at September 23, 2016 02:13 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 23, 2016 02:13 PM (NbJXF)
195 Also: Mark Cuban will be in the front row of the debate to troll Trump??? WTF
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Juanita Broaddrick ought to be in the front row, too.
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Are they gonna start making out?
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 23, 2016 02:13 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Birther at September 23, 2016 02:11 PM (qqwXr)
Well, the MSM has already predetermined that that is how they will portray Trump no matter what.
Posted by: Iblis at September 23, 2016 02:13 PM (zGu6P)
Is he going to make faces and hold up signs?
What a doofus.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 23, 2016 02:10 PM (EnGQE)
I have this fantasy about winning a billion dollars in the Powerball and buying an NBA franchise for the specific purpose of when my team beats the Mavericks I can punch him right in his crapweasel face on court.
I'm a simple gal with simple desires.
Posted by: alexthechick - unskewed at September 23, 2016 02:13 PM (mf5HN)
It's her brain. It's imploding"
Yeah she's in bad shape. Honestly, I don't understand why she'd continue in that condition. How black must your soul be to be so close to death, yet still fighting for a meaningless prize?
Posted by: Lauren at September 23, 2016 02:13 PM (9iBwb)
But, she's just like you and me, doncha know?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 23, 2016 02:13 PM (vg8iE)
Whatever statement immediately follows Barack declaring, "Let me be clear..."
Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2016 02:13 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 23, 2016 02:13 PM (bqa+Z)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 23, 2016 02:13 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 23, 2016 02:13 PM (QQ+il)
Bill Clinton sitting down next to a sealed, unopened bottle of Viagra.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2016 02:13 PM (G/luY)
Query Answer
1. Donald Trump is mean to women.
2. It is a conspiracy by the Right Wing Media.
3. There is no controlling legal authority to compel this.
4. I feel fine, just like Spack.
5. What like a cloth?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2016 02:13 PM (QflKB)
Bill Cosby serving drinks from a punchbowl at the Playboy mansion.
Posted by: The media Suxs at September 23, 2016 02:13 PM (BmnL5)
And what happens if Trump chokes? Just isn't prepared and makes a fool of himself?
Posted by: Birther at September 23, 2016 02:11 PM (qqwXr)
Then the election is over.Trump prides himself on being a closer,this is his chance to close the deal.I think he'll be prepared.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 23, 2016 02:13 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 23, 2016 02:14 PM (VdICR)
Links put up by the Horde.
Posted by: alexthechick
Shit it down. We have a winner!!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2016 02:14 PM (2El4P)
Trump ought to have Juanita Broaddrick sitting in the front row and ask Hillary, "What about THAT woman, how'd you stand up for her? No, that woman there. THERE. Where are you looking, anyway? Sorry, which eye is the one that moves?"
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Bingo at September 23, 2016 02:14 PM (5o5ek)
The milk and cookies Abuela Clinton made for you herself.
Posted by: Fritz at September 23, 2016 02:14 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: WisRich at September 23, 2016 02:14 PM (hdpay)
his office, and figuring out ways to trap the thief. "I proved by, by
geometric logic, who stole the paper clips!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2016 02:10 PM (txdEq)
---I see what you did there. Not one of Bogart's best movies, but entertaining none the less.
Posted by: Eli Cash at September 23, 2016 02:14 PM (a+WIL)
The Weyland-Yutani Corporation.
Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at September 23, 2016 02:08 PM (BDZWU)
The Hillary units always were a bit twitchy.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 23, 2016 02:14 PM (RD7QR)
Damn. *opens window, sticks head out*
Posted by: Dang Deplorable at September 23, 2016 02:14 PM (k0G44)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2016 02:15 PM (QflKB)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2016 02:15 PM (2El4P)
All the males who self-measured their junk and reported to Alfred Kinsley's Sex Survey....
Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2016 02:15 PM (G/luY)
This three minute coughing fit has been brought to you by Ricola. When your cough sounds like our signature horn blast, think Ricola!
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 23, 2016 02:15 PM (FtrY1)
Won't the stepladder tip him off, Your Grace?
Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 23, 2016 02:15 PM (QQ+il)
More trustworthy than Hillary:
Links put up by the Horde.
Posted by: alexthechick
Shit it down. We have a winner!!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2016 02:14 PM (2El4P
I'll second that call.
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 23, 2016 02:15 PM (NbJXF)
http://tinyurl.com/zvcpt7h
Posted by: josephistan at September 23, 2016 02:13 PM (7HtZB)
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On that note I finally fully understand why so many people hate Skip Bayless:
http://tinyurl.com/hb4lfqd
Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at September 23, 2016 02:15 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 23, 2016 02:15 PM (ODxAs)
Yeah he does have a Queegish vibe. Pence is sort of unnerving too. Very odd choices. Like they both went to the creepy middle aged white guy closet.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2016 02:15 PM (39g3+)
I wonder whom she hates more -- Trump or Obama.
Us. Be afraid.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 23, 2016 02:13 PM (QQ+il)
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I look forward to vindicating her hatred.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Bingo at September 23, 2016 02:15 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 23, 2016 02:15 PM (Om16U)
Trump ought to have Juanita Broaddrick sitting in the front row and ask Hillary, "What about THAT woman, how'd you stand up for her? No, that woman there. THERE. Where are you looking, anyway? Sorry, which eye is the one that moves?"
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Bingo at September 23, 2016 02:14 PM (5o5ek)
Her or Monica.
Think of the lines he could throw at Hillary.
Posted by: WisRich at September 23, 2016 02:15 PM (hdpay)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at September 23, 2016 02:16 PM (WlGX+)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 23, 2016 02:16 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: JEM at September 23, 2016 02:16 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: rickb223
I won again? You didn't even weigh my diaper!
Posted by: H-ill-ary Clinton at September 23, 2016 02:16 PM (k0G44)
Shit it down. We have a winner!!
Shut. Fucking iPhone keyboard.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2016 02:15 PM (2El4P)
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Interesting autocorrect you have there.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Bingo at September 23, 2016 02:16 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 23, 2016 02:16 PM (+FSld)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 23, 2016 02:16 PM (vg8iE)
Genom Corporation - at least they could build a 33-S
http://www.sjgames.com/gurps/characters/Racial/SexaroidBoomerStats.html
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2016 02:16 PM (QflKB)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 23, 2016 02:16 PM (bqa+Z)
(This is the 3rd in a series that I will write about every day between now and the election)
"If Trump Wins..." - September 23, 2016
As voters step into the booth on November 8th they should close their eyes and try to picture what a Donald Trump presidency would look like. If the nation elects Donald Trump the consequences will be felt for decades to come. The Supreme Court will take an abrupt and sharp turn to the right, with women likely to lose the right to choose, environmental gains reversed, and unlimited campaign financing upheld. Russia and North Korea will be bolder, not fearing a know-nothing neophyte like Trump in the Oval Office. NATO will fall apart because Trump will insist on all nations paying their fair share for our defending them. Nuclear weapons will proliferate as Trump strikes down the Iran agreement and encourages other countries to develop nuclear capability. Obamacare will be repealed and millions will lose their coverage, and the elderly will see their benefits shrink as Trump and a Republican Congress make sharp cuts Social Security and Medicare. If Trump wins it will signify the end of American exceptionalism and a huge blow to our status around the world.
Posted by: Slash Buzz at September 23, 2016 02:17 PM (2VplJ)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2016 02:17 PM (G/luY)
Posted by: person(a non grata) at September 23, 2016 02:17 PM (mFkVC)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 23, 2016 02:17 PM (KUaJL)
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Republican assurances on border security and fiscal responsibility
Posted by: V the K at September 23, 2016 02:17 PM (O7MnT)
"If my granny couldn't walk up stairs, collapsed into a puddle in 70 degree heat, freaked out over balloons, and had eyeballs like cookie monster, would I want her running ANYTHING, let alone the free world?"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2016 02:17 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: buzzion at September 23, 2016 02:18 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 23, 2016 02:18 PM (vg8iE)
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Boy if you could guaranty me that, I'd be ecstatic.
Posted by: SH at September 23, 2016 02:18 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2016 02:18 PM (Bvr/A)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 23, 2016 02:18 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 23, 2016 02:19 PM (bqa+Z)
A Liberal Supreme Court Nominee's Confirmation Testimony.
Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2016 02:19 PM (q6nsK)
Posted by: x at September 23, 2016 02:19 PM (8NsSj)
Hillary: *beep*
Reporter: Are you willing to take some tests to prove you're not at risk for something else?
Hillary: *beep* *beep*
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at September 23, 2016 02:19 PM (sZbp6)
Posted by: buzzion at September 23, 2016 02:19 PM (z/Ubi)
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Boy if you could guaranty me that, I'd be ecstatic.
Posted by: SH at September 23, 2016 02:18 PM (gmeXX)
Well Trump just said Mike Lee is his top Supreme Court pick, and now Ted Cruz will endorse Trump.
Posted by: Iblis at September 23, 2016 02:19 PM (zGu6P)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 23, 2016 02:19 PM (AfbS9)
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Admittedly, your friend does make a good case for Trump.
Posted by: SH at September 23, 2016 02:19 PM (gmeXX)
And what in the actual fk is going on in Utah lately? Such a beautiful state but Utahans keep pissing me off lately.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at September 23, 2016 02:19 PM (WlGX+)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 23, 2016 02:19 PM (QQ+il)
Jackie Treehorn's bartending.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 23, 2016 02:16 PM (bqa+Z)
LOL
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 23, 2016 02:19 PM (Y9g6h)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 23, 2016 02:18 PM (VdICR)
Is that what young punks are calling it now?
That ain't no 44 ounces, son.
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 23, 2016 02:20 PM (Om16U)
I cuss. Alot.
Ten minutes at work and I'm using Fvck like a comma.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2016 02:20 PM (2El4P)
Posted by: buzzion at September 23, 2016 02:20 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 23, 2016 02:20 PM (XtAzU)
into a puddle in 70 degree heat, freaked out over balloons, and had
eyeballs like cookie monster, would I want her running ANYTHING, let
alone the free world?"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2016 02:17 PM (39g3+)
What do you mean I misread the nuclear codes? Let me close one eye and try.
Posted by: The Hilliabeast, duck they are shooting at us at September 23, 2016 02:21 PM (NbJXF)
Think of the lines he could throw at Hillary.
How about Jenifer Flowers and Dolly Whatsername (had decade + long affair with Bill and just came out w/a book).
Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2016 02:21 PM (NOIQH)
"fails to be yanked into the extreme left" = abrupt turn to the right
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2016 02:21 PM (39g3+)
Things more trustworthy than Hillary Clinton
Gas Station Sushi
Profesional Wrestling
Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 23, 2016 02:19 PM (AfbS9)
Hey you take that back, gas station food did great things for me.
Posted by: Phillip J. Fry at September 23, 2016 02:21 PM (WuRdh)
Posted by: Afroman at September 23, 2016 02:21 PM (kdxpy)
Frank and Claire Underwood who ironically are based off the Clintons.
Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at September 23, 2016 02:21 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 23, 2016 01:58 PM (3wzsT)
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Things more trustworthy than Hillary:
Nancy Pelosi signing a certification of eligibility
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at September 23, 2016 02:22 PM (fgOnp)
Posted by: V the K at September 23, 2016 02:22 PM (O7MnT)
women likely to lose the right to choose, environmental gains reversed"
Really? Then women could just go sit in a polluted river to kill their unborn babies, right? Geez, when life gives you lemons, ya got put 'em all into one basket, right?
Posted by: Dang Deplorable at September 23, 2016 02:22 PM (k0G44)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2016 02:22 PM (QflKB)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2016 02:22 PM (G/luY)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 23, 2016 02:22 PM (bqa+Z)
Trump in the Oval Office. NATO will fall apart because Trump will insist on all nations paying their fair share for our defending them.
That stands on its own with no need for snarky comment.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 23, 2016 02:22 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2016 02:22 PM (39g3+)
"fails to be yanked into the extreme left" = abrupt turn to the right
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2016 02:21 PM (39g3+)
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I only wish that the GOP president nominees were as "monstrous" as the liberals always claim them to be.
Posted by: SH at September 23, 2016 02:22 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2016 02:22 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Gimli at September 23, 2016 02:23 PM (q6nsK)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at September 23, 2016 02:19 PM (WlGX+)
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Those jerks, actually believing in the things they say they believe in!
Posted by: person(a non grata) at September 23, 2016 02:23 PM (mFkVC)
Posted by: buzzion at September 23, 2016 02:23 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: SH at September 23, 2016 02:19 PM (gmeXX)
I thought the same thing, AND this guy is complaining about all of it.
How dare him make other countries pay for their defense!
Not the brightest bulb
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 23, 2016 02:23 PM (NbJXF)
When will the Cruz endorsement thread start - or as I call it the first real challenge of the new AOSHQ no-tolerance policy.
Posted by: SH
"Oh look, a hornets nest!"
*thwack!*
*thwack!*
*thwack!*
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 23, 2016 02:23 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: rabidfox at September 23, 2016 02:23 PM (EW9tX)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 23, 2016 02:23 PM (GzDYP)
Ten minutes at work and I'm using Fvck like a comma.
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Cool, I was in the Navy too!
Posted by: The Deplorable Dick Poulin at September 23, 2016 02:23 PM (sMt7r)
Posted by: Fritz at September 23, 2016 02:23 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 23, 2016 02:24 PM (NbJXF)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 23, 2016 02:24 PM (QQ+il)
That "alex the chic" is probably a middle aged, overweight , bald Jewish guy.
:-)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2016 02:24 PM (JILvc)
I think the poor guy should find a new hobby. Oh wait, let's let him keep going until the day after the debate. Then, maybe things will be different.
Posted by: bluebell at September 23, 2016 02:24 PM (xpSCc)
Gas Station Sushi
Profesional Wrestling
I got sushi at a wrestling match once and it smelled of ass crack. But it tasted okay. Weird, right?
Posted by: Dang Deplorable at September 23, 2016 02:24 PM (k0G44)
Posted by: Soona at September 23, 2016 02:24 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: The media Suxs at September 23, 2016 02:25 PM (BmnL5)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 23, 2016 02:25 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 23, 2016 02:25 PM (NbJXF)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 23, 2016 02:25 PM (bqa+Z)
Posted by: Naes at September 23, 2016 02:25 PM (Ypc8j)
This is what bothers me. They act like they're above us and someone special. All a presidential candidate is, is someone looking for a job doing a series of interviews and skill demonstrations. They should be nervous and worried we will dump them, and be forced to go through everything you and I have to, to get a job.
And not just a fry cook job, a top-end high-security job. So you have to submit not just tax info and proof of birth, but school transcripts, drug tests, and a full security profile. I want them raked over the coals, not mollycoddled. I want them sweating at night how we'll respond, not arrogantly shouting "YOU ARE WITH ME AND I SHOULD BE UP FIFTY POINTS!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2016 02:25 PM (39g3+)
Gas Station Sushi
Profesional Wrestling
I got sushi at a wrestling match once and it smelled of ass crack. But it tasted okay. Weird, right?
Posted by: Dang Deplorable at September 23, 2016 02:24 PM (k0G44)
ECW in the middle 90's.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 23, 2016 02:25 PM (Y9g6h)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2016 02:15 PM (2El4P)
More trustworthy than Hillary:
It was autocorrect's fault!
Posted by: alexthechick - unskewed at September 23, 2016 02:25 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2016 02:25 PM (QflKB)
understand why she'd continue in that condition. How black must your
soul be to be so close to death, yet still fighting for a meaningless
prize?
Posted by: Lauren at September 23, 2016 02:13 PM (9iBwb)
Hillary (IMHO) is one of those lovely people who will brook no back-talk, no counsel, no direction, or allow any control over her life in any way shape or form. Winning is the only thing she will accept, and that is to rub that in the face of anyone who might be in a position to control her.
What makes it worse, is that if she fails to grab the brass ring this time she may wind up in jail or people who paid for results may get testy.
It was reported, and I have no idea if it was a joke or not, that she told reporters that if she fails they will all be hanging from lamp-posts together.
She is now contemplating having sold everything to gain the world, and not quite closing the deal.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2016 02:25 PM (KOBAq)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2016 02:22 PM (NOIQH)
Yeah, but he's dead.
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 23, 2016 02:24 PM (NbJXF)
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He's still alive. Billie Mays was the one who died.
Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at September 23, 2016 02:26 PM (BDZWU)
299 I think a line up of Bill's rape victims in the front row would just make Hillary bust out laughing uncontrollably. She despises humanity like any psychopath, they wouldn't unnerve her at all.
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She has never actually been publicly pinned down on the Juanita Broaddrick rape. She answered one question once in front of a worshipful audience, and she answered it badly but there was no followup allowed. To put Juanita right in front of Hillary and demand on live intergalactic television, "What do you have to say to this woman?" would be a different game altogether from the dodge-and-lie she's managed all these years.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Bingo at September 23, 2016 02:26 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: buzzion at September 23, 2016 02:26 PM (z/Ubi)
One could take up a fair amount of time critiquing all that foolishness, but does anyone think that any big world power would be afraid of Hillary who's likely to peg out at any minute?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 23, 2016 02:26 PM (EnGQE)
I agree with him mostly, but I can't stand him.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2016 02:26 PM (G/luY)
Posted by: IC at September 23, 2016 02:27 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 23, 2016 02:25 PM (QQ+il)
Oh, yeah, thanks. I didn't know Vince was born in Israel.
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 23, 2016 02:27 PM (NbJXF)
Posted by: THIS JUST IN!!!! at September 23, 2016 02:27 PM (qJhUV)
They call it dysconjugate gaze
Her eyeballs in great disarray
Great oogly-moogly!
Her eyes go all googly!
Simultaneously looking both ways.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 23, 2016 02:27 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Hillary's Floating Eyeball at September 23, 2016 02:27 PM (ODxAs)
Yeah but will the people in the crowd with phones? I know, they'll try really hard to prevent anyone from bringing one but...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2016 02:27 PM (39g3+)
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The great AOSHQ purge of 2016.
Posted by: SH at September 23, 2016 02:27 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Rustbucket at September 23, 2016 02:28 PM (E2hov)
Posted by: buzzion at September 23, 2016 02:28 PM (z/Ubi)
I agree with him mostly, but I can't stand him.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2016 02:26 PM (G/luY)
The debate would have to be held in Jerry World to seat that capacity.
Posted by: alexthechick - unskewed at September 23, 2016 02:28 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: buzzion at September 23, 2016 02:28 PM (z/Ubi)
332 If there is a Cruz endorsement and there is a thread here, I foresee much use of the mighty banhammer..shudder..I might just avoid that thread all together and pray for Trump to have a good debate.
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It's odd, I couldn't care less if Cruz endorses him now. I'd stay out of that thread out of sheer indifference.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Bingo at September 23, 2016 02:28 PM (5o5ek)
Used Car Salesmen
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 23, 2016 01:47 PM (KUaJL)
A high school buddy of mine worked as a used car salesman for many years. He's a sales executive now in another industry--oneas far away from automotive he could find. He told me the lot is the hardest school on the planet but he wouldn't trade it for anything. He bristles when people tease him about the used car salesman stereotype.
Here's the thing (according to my salesman buddy): Cheat a cutomer on a deal and they'll tell a dozen people they were cheated, who'll each tell a dozen more. Give good service and they'll tell maybe one other person. According to him, crooks and liars don't last long in that business.
So yeah, way more trustworthy than Hillary Clinton.
Posted by: troyriser at September 23, 2016 02:28 PM (OGbEB)
Posted by: Independent George
BILLY MAYS IS DEAD?!!!
Posted by: Zombie BILLY MAYS!!! at September 23, 2016 02:29 PM (k0G44)
A Civil War reenactment of Gettysburg.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 23, 2016 02:29 PM (r1fLd)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 23, 2016 02:29 PM (h/uSM)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2016 02:29 PM (QflKB)
They'll be checking for all that. I wouldn't be surprised if they confiscated cell phones too.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 23, 2016 02:29 PM (EnGQE)
If there is a Cruz endorsement and there is a thread here, I foresee
much use of the mighty banhammer..shudder..I might just avoid that
thread all together and pray for Trump to have a good debate.
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The great AOSHQ purge of 2016.
Posted by: SH at September 23, 2016 02:27 PM (gmeXX)
is anyone watching over glenn?
Posted by: phoenixgirl, deplorable is better than despicable at September 23, 2016 02:29 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 23, 2016 02:29 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: Zombie BILLY MAYS!!!
BUT WAIT, THAT'S NOT ALL - I WAS ALSO SNORTING COKE!!!
Posted by: Zombie BILLY MAYS!!! at September 23, 2016 02:30 PM (k0G44)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 23, 2016 02:29 PM (mgbwf)
Seriously? The Cowboys stadium.
Posted by: buzzion at September 23, 2016 02:30 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 23, 2016 02:31 PM (bqa+Z)
Posted by: Nip Sip
Yeah.
Offer Shlomi, better known as Vince Offer, Vince Shlomi, or the ShamWow Guy.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2016 02:31 PM (2El4P)
Posted by: SH at September 23, 2016 02:27 PM (gmeXX)
You should have been here five years ago.
Posted by: Palin Steele at September 23, 2016 02:31 PM (NbJXF)
Posted by: Zombie BILLY MAYS!!! at September 23, 2016 02:31 PM (k0G44)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 23, 2016 02:31 PM (lKyWE)
Glenn Beck's announcement of a major revelation on tomorrow's show.
Posted by: buzzion at September 23, 2016 02:31 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 23, 2016 02:31 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 23, 2016 02:32 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Sphynx at September 23, 2016 02:32 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: Fritz at September 23, 2016 02:32 PM (2Mnv1)
I think he is a brilliant if unwitting satirist; he swears he believes every word of it.
It is precisely due to people like him, I believe, that the NY Times subscriber base is "becoming increasingly selective", IYKWIMAITTYD
Posted by: Slash Buzz at September 23, 2016 02:32 PM (2VplJ)
Posted by: The media Suxs at September 23, 2016 02:32 PM (BmnL5)
Free Beacon
I mean, has anyone actually gotten any bacon from them, free or otherwise?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2016 02:32 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Czar Peter at September 23, 2016 02:32 PM (wsb+x)
"As if you needed more evidence of just how extreme Donald Trump's positions are, he just picked up the endorsement of Jesusland snake-handler Ted Cruz, a possible Supreme Court pick ....
Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2016 02:32 PM (G/luY)
A Civil War reenactment of Gettysburg.
Posted by: Ignoramus
A War of Northern Aggression reenactment of the Battle of First Manassas....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 23, 2016 02:32 PM (kdS6q)
And Casey Kesem;s body went missing after his death. I sense the basis of a new religion.
Posted by: Naes at September 23, 2016 02:33 PM (Ypc8j)
Offer Shlomi, better known as Vince Offer, Vince Shlomi, or the ShamWow Guy.
More trustworthy than Hillary?
You loving Vince's nuts.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2016 02:33 PM (2El4P)
I have a strong guy feeling that he was being fed a lot of inside information about options about Clinton and her Health, which is way worse than most people know or would like to think.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 23, 2016 02:33 PM (Y9g6h)
Posted by: Biergood at September 23, 2016 02:33 PM (v8Lx/)
Posted by: Sphynx at September 23, 2016 02:33 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 23, 2016 02:33 PM (NbJXF)
That greasy haired hitchhiker you just picked up with a Born To Lose tat across his forehead.
Posted by: GnuBreed, powering through his deplorability at September 23, 2016 02:33 PM (0dfq/)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 23, 2016 02:31 PM (mgbwf)
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Then you must be a happy man today.
Posted by: bluebell at September 23, 2016 02:33 PM (xpSCc)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 23, 2016 02:32 PM (kdS6q)
Or Fredricksburg.
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 23, 2016 02:34 PM (NbJXF)
Posted by: Sphynx at September 23, 2016 02:34 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: The media Suxs at September 23, 2016 02:34 PM (BmnL5)
By the way, they're all jittered up at Daily Kos about this debate, everyone weighing in with "What Hillary Should Say" threads. All worried because the bar for Trump is so low, and t.v. watchers are scientifically proven to be 89.5% misogynistic. Not a mention of a possible health episode. Interesting.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Bingo at September 23, 2016 02:34 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2016 02:34 PM (39g3+)
WHAT DID YOU SAY?!!!
WHAT?!!!
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE - WHERE'S MY COKE?!!!
Posted by: Zombie BILLY MAYS!!! at September 23, 2016 02:34 PM (k0G44)
I'm not really worried about Trump "blowing it" as I am of the media ignoring how well he performed by shifting the narrative to how rested, poised and in command of the issues Hillary was--no matter how poorly she does.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2016 02:35 PM (G/luY)
Posted by: tu3031 at September 23, 2016 02:35 PM (qJhUV)
Alger Hiss in the State Department
or Robert Hanssen at the FBI.
Posted by: Gran of the Deplorables at September 23, 2016 02:35 PM (XIXhw)
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 23, 2016 02:35 PM (NbJXF)
Had she just taken her lumps early on, she probably would have cruised into the White House.
Had she just said she had some health challenges early on, I think this would largely be a non-issue.
Posted by: Maritime at September 23, 2016 02:35 PM (fgAYu)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 23, 2016 02:35 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: Lauren at September 23, 2016 02:36 PM (kQ/P9)
That's code for "we know she's horribly unlikable but are going to blame other people for it."
What cracks me up is what a horrific monster they have to convince themselves Trump is, in order to justify their vote for Trump. I had a guy literally admit to me that Clinton is "Cthulhu-level evil" but still he is voting for her because Trump is "insane."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2016 02:36 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Gran of the Deplorables at September 23, 2016 02:36 PM (XIXhw)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 23, 2016 02:36 PM (264gc)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 23, 2016 02:36 PM (bqa+Z)
He at least outlines a clear case for it.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 23, 2016 02:36 PM (+wjl1)
Posted by: Sphynx at September 23, 2016 02:36 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: undocumented analysis at September 23, 2016 02:36 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 23, 2016 02:37 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: IC at September 23, 2016 02:37 PM (a0IVu)
Had she just said she had some health challenges early on, I think this would largely be a non-issue.
Not the health stuff. That's why she's hiding it. This affects her day to day life.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2016 02:37 PM (2El4P)
BethesdaGames bug testers.
Postedby: buzzion"
Heh! I've felt your pain.
Posted by: Biergood at September 23, 2016 02:37 PM (v8Lx/)
Am I the only one who thinks that Monday decides the election?
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A lot of people think so, but who knows? It could be a dull affair or maybe Hillary faints and Trump says "Ding dong!" and then it's a tossup all over again.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Bingo at September 23, 2016 02:37 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 23, 2016 02:37 PM (NbJXF)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2016 02:37 PM (QflKB)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 23, 2016 02:37 PM (+FSld)
Posted by: Sphynx at September 23, 2016 02:37 PM (OZmbA)
Out: RAAAACIS!!!
In: SEXISSSS!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 23, 2016 02:38 PM (+wjl1)
Posted by: tu3031 at September 23, 2016 02:38 PM (qJhUV)
A Taco Bell fart.
Posted by: ajmojo at September 23, 2016 02:38 PM (1H9ox)
**************
Yes, you have.
Posted by: JFK's shriveled adrenal glands at September 23, 2016 02:38 PM (kQJUi)
Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at September 23, 2016 02:38 PM (XZe1A)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2016 02:38 PM (39g3+)
Drudge linked to a column at The Hill from a doctor who says she has
blood clots at the base of her brain that are causing all her behaviors.
He at least outlines a clear case for it.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 23, 2016 02:36 PM (+wjl1)
I thought that article was a killer. Should be read by everyone.
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 23, 2016 02:38 PM (NbJXF)
Posted by: buzzion at September 23, 2016 02:38 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Gran of the Deplorables at September 23, 2016 02:38 PM (XIXhw)
I've met the standard that everybody running for president has met in terms of releasing information about my health.
Very curious phrasing.
No wonder even her base doesn't trust her.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at September 23, 2016 01:44 PM (eytER)
Yup. She can't even answer a simple question without sounding like a sleazeball lawyer.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 23, 2016 02:39 PM (1zARK)
Posted by: Hank at September 23, 2016 02:39 PM (XuLYU)
Brain? Seriously? Some doctor that guy is. Hillary has a brain! Imagine that...
Posted by: Dang Deplorable, sipping leftover coffee from this morning at September 23, 2016 02:39 PM (k0G44)
There's no save, you just lose a straight d4 each time.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2016 02:39 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 23, 2016 02:39 PM (bqa+Z)
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Bingo at September 23, 2016 02:37 PM (5o5ek)
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Trump needs to be very careful that he doesn't look like he's "bullying" "poor" Hillary - remember, that's how she won her debates during the NY Senate race.
Posted by: person(a non grata) at September 23, 2016 02:39 PM (mFkVC)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 23, 2016 02:39 PM (LdMbv)
That overseas guy who calls you up and tells you that your computer has a virus.
Posted by: OregonMuse at September 23, 2016 02:40 PM (HRgiw)
I'm a Cruz supporter but didn't needan endorsementfrom Cruz to vote for Trump, the slightly lesser evil when compared to Hillary Clinton.
I have to ask, though: are these two moral cripples, Clinton and Trump,really the best we can do as a country? Seems to me I could pick any two people at random off the streets--any street--and find better presidential material than what we've been given.
Is the system at fault? Us? Both? How do we fix it?
Posted by: troyriser at September 23, 2016 02:40 PM (OGbEB)
404 To read Daily Kos, how many times per article must you roll to save your sanity?
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I target the posts that have good future schadenfreude potential.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Bingo at September 23, 2016 02:40 PM (5o5ek)
Yay Fletch! Those books are hilarious, too bad the second movie just made up a crappy story instead of following another one of them. They had a franchise ready to go, and Chevy Chase would have had a career.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2016 02:41 PM (39g3+)
Ask him to spell out exactly why he thinks so.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2016 02:41 PM (2El4P)
Posted by: tu3031 at September 23, 2016 02:41 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 23, 2016 02:41 PM (UBzPO)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 23, 2016 02:41 PM (h/uSM)
There's no save, you just lose a straight d4 each time.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2016 02:39 PM (39g3+)
More Call of Cthulhu than AD&D.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 23, 2016 02:41 PM (0mRoj)
A horny 14-year old boy who tells his girlfriend he only wants to touch her breasts just this once, and no further.
Posted by: OregonMuse at September 23, 2016 02:41 PM (HRgiw)
That "alex the chic" is probably a middle aged, overweight , bald Jewish guy.
:-)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2016 02:24 PM (JILvc)
That would come as a huge surprise to Bander.
Posted by: alexthechick - unskewed at September 23, 2016 02:41 PM (mf5HN)
have to convince themselves Trump is, in order to justify their vote for
Trump. I had a guy literally admit to me that Clinton is
"Cthulhu-level evil" but still he is voting for her because Trump is
"insane."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2016 02:36 PM (39g3+)
clearly failed a San roll there.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2016 02:42 PM (KOBAq)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 23, 2016 02:42 PM (FtrY1)
I have to ask, though: are these two moral cripples, Clinton and Trump,really the best we can do as a country? Seems to me I could pick any two people at random off the streets--any street--and find better presidential material than what we've been given.
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Ah. I now see how the Cruz endorsement thread is a berry patch for the banhammer.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Bingo at September 23, 2016 02:42 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: OregonMuse at September 23, 2016 02:42 PM (HRgiw)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 23, 2016 02:42 PM (3wzsT)
Exactly, he needs to focus on being concerned and presidential and professional. He needs to come across as prepared, informed, and adult while she shrieks and bubbles and faints. Another couple points in the polls right there.
Here's the thing: as long as Trump feels he's winning and his competitors are falling behind, he's super professional and in charge. Its when he feels his win threatened that he pulls out the bully stick.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2016 02:42 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: kathysaysso at September 23, 2016 02:43 PM (43OZ6)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 23, 2016 02:43 PM (+wjl1)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 23, 2016 02:43 PM (ZA41u)
Posted by: The Hilliabeast, duck they are shooting at us at September 23, 2016 02:21 PM (NbJXF)
Didn't the nuclear football go missing on Bubba's watch?
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 23, 2016 02:43 PM (/NlFx)
Trump has the momentum, and there's a lot that can still go wrong that she'll be tagged with.
In the last week we've had terrorist attacks in NY, NJ and MN, and a race riot that probably put that state away for Trump.
The debate topics look to help Trump:
1) America's Direction
2) Achieving Prosperity
3) Securing America
A high percentage of Americans think we're on the wrong track, won't blame Obama. So #1 plays to Trump.
Hillary will try to paint Trump as risky on #2 and #3.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 23, 2016 02:43 PM (r1fLd)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2016 02:43 PM (QflKB)
Posted by: WisRich at September 23, 2016 02:43 PM (hdpay)
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Ah. I now see how the Cruz endorsement thread is a berry patch for the banhammer.
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And just think - the Friday afternoon drinking will just be getting started.
Posted by: SH at September 23, 2016 02:43 PM (gmeXX)
I worry that we're setting expectations so low that Clinton will be seen
as winning if she simply doesn't drop dead on the stage.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 23, 2016 02:41 PM (UBzPO)
My fear as well. As long as Hillary finishes on two feet and manages something resembling coherent sentences, the media is going to have a field day.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 23, 2016 02:43 PM (WuRdh)
Posted by: OregonMuse at September 23, 2016 02:43 PM (HRgiw)
429 I worry that we're setting expectations so low that Clinton will be seen as winning if she simply doesn't drop dead on the stage.
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Don't worry, they're equally low for Trump.
My prediction: she'll make it through the debates just fine.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Bingo at September 23, 2016 02:43 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Wiley Coyote at September 23, 2016 02:44 PM (gTQoY)
Posted by: Fritz at September 23, 2016 02:44 PM (2Mnv1)
I have to ask, though: are these two moral cripples, Clinton and Trump,really the best we can do as a country? Seems to me I could pick any two people at random off the streets--any street--and find better presidential material than what
we've been given.
Is the system at fault? Us? Both? How do we fix it?
Posted by: troyriser a
I blame the media. Who else would open up themselves, their families and their personal history to the daily anal exam by a biased media except egomaniacs and the power-craving?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2016 02:44 PM (G/luY)
Don't say tar-baby briar patch 'cause that's racist.
Posted by: andycanuck at September 23, 2016 02:44 PM (LdMbv)
I agree, but this is where we are. Again, for me, this election isn't about some fantasy that the country can be saved, much less that Donald Trump can do it.
Its all about beating Hillary. I'm with Ace on this one. They're both awful but Hillary must lose.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2016 02:44 PM (39g3+)
>> consequences will be felt for decades to come.
One expects as much.
>> The Supreme Court will take an abrupt and sharp
>> turn to the right
Pretty please.
>> Russia and North Korea will be bolder, not
>> fearing a know-nothing neophyte like Trump in
>> the Oval Office.
Like the know-nothing neophyte and his band of expensively credentialed idiots that's in there now?
>> NATO will fall apart because Trump will insist on
>> all nations paying their fair share for our
>> defending them.
If NATO falls apart because we make them actually spend their 2% of GDP on defense rather than policing rape zones, then it would presumably fall apart the first time Putin gave it a decent kick anyway.
>> Nuclear weapons will proliferate as Trump strikes
>> down the Iran agreement and encourages other
>> countries to develop nuclear capability.
Uh...we have a fictional London detective lacking fecal matter. Nuclear weapons are already proliferating, at least in part thanks to the Iranian mole in the White House.
>> Obamacare will be repealed and millions will lose
>> their coverage, and the elderly will see their
>> benefits shrink as Trump and a Republican
>> Congress make sharp cuts Social Security and
>> Medicare.
Yes, possibly millions will lose their gender-reassigment benefits and taxpayer-paid contraceptives
>> If Trump wins it will signify the end of American
>> exceptionalism and a huge blow to our status
>> around the world.
Once again we're looking in this guy's ear and finding gum wrappers and a used condom but no clues.
This country's status around the world has been on the MH370 flight path for a long time, you can argue whether it began with Obama, with the financial crisis, or six weeks after the Iraq invasion when lawfare and bureaucracy took over and the lack of sufficient force for a proper occupation became evident.
But we've already been coasting through the air for a very long time, no matter.
Posted by: JEM at September 23, 2016 02:44 PM (TppKb)
432
Things more trustworthy than Hillary
A horny 14-year old boy who tells his girlfriend he only wants to touch her breasts just this once, and no further.
Posted by: OregonMuse at September 23, 2016 02:41 PM (HRgiw)
You mean like this? NSFW
http://tinyurl.com/qhrno9r
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 23, 2016 02:44 PM (NbJXF)
A rabid squirrel on PCP with a mortgage payment due
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 23, 2016 02:44 PM (+wjl1)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at September 23, 2016 02:44 PM (75WaT)
Posted by: Chupacabra at September 23, 2016 02:44 PM (KZ73l)
Posted by: WisRich at September 23, 2016 02:44 PM (hdpay)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at September 23, 2016 02:44 PM (EeJDw)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 23, 2016 02:45 PM (bqa+Z)
Posted by: troyriser at September 23, 2016 02:40 PM (OGbEB)
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It's us. It's a toxic brew of celebrity culture, ignorance of the founding principles of the nation, and a desire for emotional gratification. Couple that with the prevalence of media in our lives (and that media's fixation on celebrities) and the weakness of the two parties and this is what we get.
We need to start grooming some celebrity for 2020. The Rock?
Posted by: person(a non grata) at September 23, 2016 02:45 PM (mFkVC)
Cruz supporters tend to be heavily engaged in the pollitical process and know the importance of the SCOTUS, which is the issue pushing the late endorsements. They may gripe, but they will vote for Trump, at least the pragmatic ones will.
Append: SCOTUS the excuse used for the endorsements. There's also the fact that a politician needs to be seen as a supporter of the President, for access, etc. So the endorsements are recognition that his chances are good enough that access must be insured now. Cruz isn't the type to "cross the aisle" so he has to get along with Republicans a little.
Posted by: Meremortal... at September 23, 2016 02:45 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: OregonMuse at September 23, 2016 02:45 PM (HRgiw)
Posted by: the Butcher at September 23, 2016 02:45 PM (AGJqR)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 23, 2016 02:45 PM (+wjl1)
I'm still not sure if I'll vote Trump or not. I'm ambivalent. But I
don't begrudge Cruz endorsing at this point. Hillary isn't just a lefty,
she's an absolute train wreck. If the election can be won (and I'm
staring to think that's possible) Cruz might push a few people to go
along.
Posted by: Lauren at September 23, 2016 02:36 PM (kQ/P9)
=====Why in the name of all that is respectable have some commenters been pushing for the 'endorsement' when REC is really busy with the internet hearings? I am pretty sure that most primary supporters said that as long as he is in the Senate, good for us taxpayers.I may vote for DJT, but how is the endless endorsement drumbeat a help to anyone but the establishment? As far as I can tell, as the second in votes, he still had the fortitude to step up and say vote for Rs and your conscience. The others were somehow washing their hair or something.
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 23, 2016 02:45 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: OregonMuse at September 23, 2016 02:45 PM (HRgiw)
Posted by: Sphynx at September 23, 2016 02:46 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 23, 2016 02:46 PM (2cS/G)
Sorry I got caught up in the moment. Remember his talk show? Holy crap, what a disaster.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2016 02:46 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Hank at September 23, 2016 02:46 PM (XuLYU)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 23, 2016 02:46 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Naes at September 23, 2016 02:46 PM (Ypc8j)
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It may mean many things, but it certainly means what appears to be fairly obvious - that Trump is in good position.
Posted by: SH at September 23, 2016 02:46 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2016 02:42 PM (39g3+)
Clinton will be trying to poke Trump at every turn. If Trump responds, she wins. If he doesn't, he wins.
Posted by: person(a non grata) at September 23, 2016 02:47 PM (mFkVC)
Posted by: Amy Shumer at September 23, 2016 02:47 PM (h/uSM)
Posted by: Beelzebub at September 23, 2016 02:47 PM (vtcmf)
Things more trustworthy than Hillary (in general).
Hillary in charge of the keys to Bill's chastity device. (more specific).
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 23, 2016 02:47 PM (/NlFx)
Posted by: BignJames at September 23, 2016 02:47 PM (9RGU3)
Posted by: Amy Shumer at September 23, 2016 02:47 PM (h/uSM)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2016 02:47 PM (bzd8I)
http://tinyurl.com/qhrno9r
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 23, 2016 02:44 PM (NbJXF)
OMG! She stuffs!
Posted by: OregonMuse at September 23, 2016 02:47 PM (HRgiw)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 23, 2016 02:47 PM (ZA41u)
Posted by: Mst3k at September 23, 2016 02:47 PM (Z53PH)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 23, 2016 02:46 PM (2cS/G)
I can't believe they've gotten rid of his new squeeze, the Lizard Queen from "V".
She is tres hawt.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 23, 2016 02:48 PM (0cMkb)
That's means debates and campaigning. And avoiding falling down/freezing up/coughing etc.
Posted by: Meremortal... at September 23, 2016 02:48 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 23, 2016 02:48 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Bingo at September 23, 2016 02:42 PM (5o5ek)
The comment was innocuous. Don't see how it rates as banhammer material; that is, unless anything remotely anti-Trump rates the banhammer.
Posted by: troyriser at September 23, 2016 02:48 PM (OGbEB)
Posted by: hillary (. ) (' ) at September 23, 2016 02:48 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 23, 2016 02:48 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Benji Carver at September 23, 2016 02:48 PM (OD2ni)
We FINALLY have two new polls taken in the wake of Hillary Terrible Two Weeks -- "deplorables," fainting in public, canceling most public appearances, health scare, Trump going gaffe-free and pulling off some some excellent media manipulation, etc. -- and in BOTH polls her lead is unchanged -- rock-solid unbreakable approximate 5-point lead over Trump.
And the worst part? One of those polls is by BREITBART, who are basically the Trump campaign staff at this point. So there's no way that poll is biased against him.
The two new polls today are
McClatchy:
Hillary +7, 46% vs. 39% for Trump
Breitbart
Hillary +4, 44% vs. 40% for Trump.
These polls are essentially the same as the previous polls these two groups took, many weeks ago. Unchanged.
Double-shit! If these last two weeks didn't put a dent in her numbers, nor boost Trump, then what possibly could?
Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2016 02:48 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 23, 2016 02:48 PM (h/uSM)
Posted by: OregonMuse at September 23, 2016 02:48 PM (HRgiw)
So what happens if Ace posts a thread and no one shows up?
Posted by: tbodie at September 23, 2016 02:49 PM (c4m59)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 23, 2016 02:49 PM (h/uSM)
Mozilla - http://www.toyboxarts.com/gallery/pics/toybox24-firefoxy.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2016 02:49 PM (QflKB)
we've been given.
Is the system at fault? Us? Both? How do we fix it?
Systems tend to resemble the people in them, and vice versa. Never forget that fact.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, convening Horde Thunderdome at September 23, 2016 02:49 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: BignJames at September 23, 2016 02:49 PM (9RGU3)
Kim Il Sung negotiating a nuclear free deal with Bill Clinton.
TFG with an unopened pack of Kools.
GHWB promising no new taxes.
Posted by: GnuBreed, powering through his deplorability at September 23, 2016 02:49 PM (0dfq/)
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the 10th year of a budget projection
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They have all been good, but this one really made me chuckle.
Posted by: SH at September 23, 2016 02:49 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: deplorable donna at September 23, 2016 02:50 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2016 02:50 PM (G/luY)
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I hoping Ted endorses Trump the day after the election.
Pledge fulfilled...
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 23, 2016 02:50 PM (h/uSM)
I was wondering about that too; and the LA Times lead for trump has narrowed to +3; but how to square these national polls with the swing state polls that have him with momentum?
Posted by: IC at September 23, 2016 02:50 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Jean at September 23, 2016 02:50 PM (ngn8T)
Yeah, that show. Its an interesting show just as is, but its a horrible Batman show. Not only is it throat-slitting depressing, but they get every single main character wrong except the villains. Its a villain show, with a few people who try to stop them but are every bit as awful.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2016 02:50 PM (39g3+)
The two new polls today are
McClatchy:
Hillary +7, 46% vs. 39% for Trump
Breitbart
Hillary +4, 44% vs. 40% for Trump.
These polls are essentially the same as the previous polls these two groups took, many weeks ago. Unchanged.
Double-shit! If these last two weeks didn't put a dent in her numbers, nor boost Trump, then what possibly could?
More trustworthy than polls?
Hillary.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2016 02:50 PM (2El4P)
495 Shit, today has brought bad polling news, and to the extent that I believe and accept the validity of polls this year (not huge, but a bit), they are making me depressed.
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I've gotten so depressed about the polls over the past week that I'm jumping back under the covers. Can the Charlotte riots be HELPING Hillary? What the hell's going on?
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Bingo at September 23, 2016 02:50 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Maritime at September 23, 2016 02:50 PM (fgAYu)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 23, 2016 02:50 PM (+FSld)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 23, 2016 02:50 PM (+lVUW)
This was:
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=365937
And, to a lesser extent, this:
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=365953
Posted by: andycanuck at September 23, 2016 02:50 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 23, 2016 02:51 PM (1ZOkK)
Something is wrong with this statement.
Some. Thing. Wro....
Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2016 02:51 PM (d6TTt)
A alcoholic will steal your wallet.
A addict will steal your wallet and help you look for it.
Posted by: Hank at September 23, 2016 02:51 PM (XuLYU)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 23, 2016 02:51 PM (ZA41u)
Posted by: OregonMuse at September 23, 2016 02:51 PM (HRgiw)
"And the American people can certainly trust me to answer all their questions in the same frank, complete manner, without endless equivocating about meanings and just general word salad that hongs the glarford clabble, in this zorch of kabbling garfoolenurky."
"Thank you."
Posted by: Hillary! Rodham!! Clinton!!! 2016!!!! The Vagoo Is Working For YOU! at September 23, 2016 02:51 PM (nd1zx)
Posted by: Benji Carver at September 23, 2016 02:52 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Beelzebub at September 23, 2016 02:52 PM (vtcmf)
Custom podium? With a laser light show and stuff?
Posted by: BignJames at September 23, 2016 02:47 PM (9RGU3)
Her VJ lights up, rings a bell and squeezes off some febreze when ever she needs to cough.
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 23, 2016 02:52 PM (NbJXF)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 23, 2016 02:52 PM (bqa+Z)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 23, 2016 02:52 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: deplorable donna at September 23, 2016 02:52 PM (O2RFr)
>>
>> http://tinyurl.com/qhrno9r
There's that, and there's Blazing Saddles, and we keep saying no one could make those again, but South Park still keeps kicking along.
Posted by: JEM at September 23, 2016 02:52 PM (TppKb)
We're at fault, all of us. Countries get the leadership they at least are willing to put up with, and democracies get the leadership that reflects their soul. The only way to fix this is for culture and society to change. There's only One hope here, One Way to turn this around.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2016 02:52 PM (39g3+)
Pills and techniques to add 4 inches to your penis in 6 weeks.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 23, 2016 02:52 PM (Y9g6h)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 23, 2016 02:53 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 23, 2016 02:53 PM (NbJXF)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 23, 2016 02:53 PM (TOk1P)
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1. Irrelevant since don't pick Presidents that way.
2. You know a lot more about the two candidates than you know about random people in the street. So, you are assuming facts not in evidence.
Posted by: Meremortal... at September 23, 2016 02:53 PM (3myMJ)
Something is wrong with this statement.
Some. Thing. Wro....
Just like my joke about the law of diminishing returns gets less funny every time I tell it.
Posted by: andycanuck at September 23, 2016 02:53 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2016 02:53 PM (jBuUi)
That's means debates and campaigning. And avoiding falling down/freezing up/coughing etc.
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trump needs to challenge her to match his campaign schedule pace. So either
she doesn't try and reinforces her apparent weakness
she tries and fails publically
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 23, 2016 02:53 PM (h/uSM)
Posted by: Maritime at September 23, 2016 02:50 PM (fgAYu)
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What the Cruz endorsement will indicate is how much pressure the donor class is putting on people to fall in-line with Trump, the fact that it is now Trump's party, and the extent to which the idea that Republicans will oppose a president Trump is nonsense.
Posted by: person(a non grata) at September 23, 2016 02:54 PM (mFkVC)
Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2016 02:54 PM (d6TTt)
Posted by: JEM at September 23, 2016 02:54 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2016 02:54 PM (2El4P)
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 23, 2016 02:54 PM (Y9g6h)
Postedby: nerdygirl "
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That was hilarious. Trump should use that in an ad.
Posted by: Biergood at September 23, 2016 02:54 PM (v8Lx/)
Posted by: Drill Thrawl at September 23, 2016 02:55 PM (E1NNj)
I am surprised by how brutal "Gotham" is. Most comic book based shows
tend to lean towards the "injured/out of commission" route, in Gotham,
people get killed every few minutes, unceremoniously.
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 23, 2016 02:53 PM (2cS/G)
Dark Gotham City is Dark.The way it SHOULD be.Love that show!
Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 23, 2016 02:55 PM (1zARK)
Posted by: deplorable donna at September 23, 2016 02:55 PM (O2RFr)
I am surprised by how brutal "Gotham" is. Most comic book based shows
tend to lean towards the "injured/out of commission" route, in Gotham,
people get killed every few minutes, unceremoniously.
Gotham is a bizarre show. It's got such wild tonal shifts. You'll go from Jad Pinkett Smith camping it up like Eartha Kitt to some of the most savage violence I've seen on network TV.
Posted by: Naes at September 23, 2016 02:55 PM (Ypc8j)
There's always going to be some bad polling, but Trump looks a lot stronger to me than Romney did at this point.
The debate though will be the make or break, I hope Trump realizes that. If he comes off like a jackass, he'll lose.
The American voter is not going to want that schtick for the next 4 years.
Posted by: Maritime at September 23, 2016 02:55 PM (fgAYu)
"And this is what HER supporters think of her."
Posted by: JEM at September 23, 2016 02:56 PM (TppKb)
she doesn't try and reinforces her apparent weakness
she tries and fails publically
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 23, 2016 02:53 PM (h/uSM)
A GOOD IDEA. Campaigns in the past, 1800 had joint stops and each candidate spoke, aka Lincoln/Douglas debate.
Challenge Hillary to a road show around the nation for two weeks.
Let her say no and look like a chicken shit candidate.
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 23, 2016 02:56 PM (NbJXF)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 23, 2016 02:57 PM (h/uSM)
>>
>> obamas golf handicap...
Actually, it probably is, we know the fuckwad's gotten enough practice.
Posted by: JEM at September 23, 2016 02:57 PM (TppKb)
People who are fucking with you, and want you to feel bad.
Passive- aggressive keyboard warriors.
Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2016 02:57 PM (d6TTt)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2016 02:57 PM (G/luY)
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 23, 2016 02:57 PM (Y9g6h)
"Pneumonia" - a condition that causes severe neurological dysfunction and seizures.
"Internet video" - a dangerous weapon that can kill American ambassadors and security forces.
"Classified markings" - something used to help remember the letters of the alphabet.
"Deplorable, Irredeemable and Un-American" - Americans who object to
the erasure of their country through globalization and open borders.
"Hardcore Muslims from the Middle East" - ideal future Americans.
"Shariah Advocate" - handler, nurse and bedmate
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"Server Wipe" - spring cleaning
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 23, 2016 02:57 PM (zu88C)
I think the polling data makes me pretty optimistic about Trump's chances.
There's always going to be some bad polling, but Trump looks a lot stronger to me than Romney did at this point.
The debate though will be the make or break, I hope Trump realizes that. If he comes off like a jackass, he'll lose.
The American voter is not going to want that schtick for the next 4 years.
Posted by: Maritime at September 23, 2016 02:55 PM (fgAYu)
And Assange hasn't released his October surprise yet...
Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 23, 2016 02:58 PM (1zARK)
>> for two weeks.
The Google robotics program's gonna need a bunch more interns to change servo motors and keep the batteries charged.
Posted by: JEM at September 23, 2016 02:58 PM (TppKb)
Ugh. This is what I hate about having this harridan as president, not only will we have to listen to her shrill, shrieky voice, but it's going to be 4 (or
years of these evasive, bullshit, non-answer answers to every damn question she gets. All the while insisting she's answering the question.I'll retire to Bedlam.
Posted by: OregonMuse at September 23, 2016 02:58 PM (HRgiw)
Posted by: GnuBreed, powering through his deplorability at September 23, 2016 02:58 PM (0dfq/)
What would you do if the microwave caught on fire?
You would have to repeat series of numbers.
They told you 10 items and you had to repeat as many as you could remember.
If that's the test they're talking about, it isn't difficult, but it is used for dementia and Alzeimer's because it tests whether the person has memory problems. My mother and father who had been in their nineties both failed it.
P. S. If it is that test, it would be easy for Hillary to prepare for it and pass it. She would just have to practice remembering and repeating back series of numbers and objects.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 23, 2016 02:58 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2016 02:58 PM (G/luY)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 23, 2016 02:57 PM (h/uSM)
Ohhh, living dangerously are we?
Banhammer???
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 23, 2016 02:58 PM (NbJXF)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 23, 2016 02:58 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at September 23, 2016 02:58 PM (BDZWU)
Actually, it probably is, we know the fuckwad's gotten enough practice.
Posted by: JEM at September 23, 2016 02:57 PM (TppKb)
Have you seen his golf swing? Its horrible.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 23, 2016 02:58 PM (lKyWE)
This was:
That "reform highlander" guy needs to embrace the power of the paragraph break.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2016 02:59 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: person
I honestly don't think the donor class is putting pressure on Cruz, I think Cruz is just hedging his bets.
Cruz probably thought Hillary would have put him away early and it would have just been an accidental nominee he could comfortably brush off when asked why he wouldn't endorse.
If Trump loses by a hair, the NeverTrumpers are going to be held partially responsible and believe me, that's not going to put them in the good races of 99% of Republicans.
Posted by: Maritime at September 23, 2016 02:59 PM (fgAYu)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2016 02:57 PM (G/luY)
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Clinton can stump Trump at the debate with one simple question - "Donald, were you wrong about Obama's birthplace?" He won't be able to admit it.
Posted by: person(a non grata) at September 23, 2016 02:59 PM (mFkVC)
Posted by: rabidfox at September 23, 2016 02:59 PM (EW9tX)
Posted by: Tiger "women aren't a distraction" Woods at September 23, 2016 02:59 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 23, 2016 03:00 PM (bqa+Z)
Posted by: Naes at September 23, 2016 02:55 PM (Ypc8j)
So about like how Gotham is in the comics.
Posted by: buzzion at September 23, 2016 03:00 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Barney at September 23, 2016 03:00 PM (NbJXF)
Barack Obama is the anti-athlete, he's horrible at everything remotely physical. Remember the video of him shooting hoops? He's even worse than I am.
That's not a bad thing, its just that he's so desperate to be down with sports and athletic. I feel bad for the sports stars he keeps surrounding himself with, because they can't admit how terrible he is. You know its just a bunch of BS about how he's great and anybody could have missed that shot as the cringe inside.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2016 03:00 PM (39g3+)
You can't trust a word she says, or what her team says. She might have some kind of blood clot that's relatively benign (all things considered). But she could also have some kind of neurological/brain disease, for all we know. The lies (including the pneumonia) just don't make sense. And even a non-partisan individual evaluating the candidates has to feel that she just can't be trusted.
I hope that she has an episode during the debate. After that, maybe she can go get the healthcare that she needs.
Posted by: Revenant at September 23, 2016 03:01 PM (3DSAh)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 23, 2016 03:01 PM (h/uSM)
Chinese condoms.
https://news.vice.com/article/chile-declares-health-alert-over-12-million-faulty-chinese-condoms
Posted by: Tiger at September 23, 2016 03:01 PM (TppKb)
To be fair, women have probably never distracted Obama.
Posted by: tbodie at September 23, 2016 03:01 PM (c4m59)
Posted by: Naes at September 23, 2016 02:55 PM (Ypc8j)
I kinda see it as the "prequel" to Tim Burton's Batman movies. They both are weird, a little goofy, yet dark.
Posted by: josephistan at September 23, 2016 03:01 PM (7HtZB)
I hope Trump brings it up. Or at least finds out from Hillary how much it would cost to make me an ambassador to a relatively clean, safe country with pretty women in skimpy clothing. Because we all need goals.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 23, 2016 03:01 PM (/NlFx)
Yeah, that show. Its an interesting show just as is, but its a horrible Batman show. Not only is it throat-slitting depressing, but they get every single main character wrong except the villains. Its a villain show, with a few people who try to stop them but are every bit as awful.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2016 02:50 PM (39g3+)
Sean Pertwee is awesome as Alfred, IMHO.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 23, 2016 03:02 PM (0mRoj)
It doubles as the bidet, so there's that.
At least Helen Thomas has never been in there, right?
Ace, Pixy - you didn't buy the barrel second-hand from AP did you?
Posted by: Tiger at September 23, 2016 03:02 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Maritime at September 23, 2016 02:59 PM (fgAYu)
there have been lots of stories from numerous sources that the big-money guys who previously backed Cruz have been pressuring him and threatening to withhold funds. This is absolutely about Cruz worrying about fundraising.
If Clinton wins, even narrowly, Cruz has 2 years to establish himself as her toughest critic in the Senate - I don't think that's the worry.
Posted by: person(a non grata) at September 23, 2016 03:02 PM (mFkVC)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 23, 2016 03:02 PM (GcpvU)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 23, 2016 03:02 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 23, 2016 03:02 PM (/NlFx)
Posted by: JoeF
I could see that case being made, I will say though that the type of voter "upset" about Obama's birth certificate in the past being questioned was never going to be a Trump voter in my opinion.
Also, I'm not ready to say Trump is dropping in the polls until I see some side by sides of the same polls. A different polling outfit with different numbers is not a good comparison.
Posted by: Maritime at September 23, 2016 03:02 PM (fgAYu)
Posted by: JEM at September 23, 2016 03:03 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2016 02:58 PM (G/luY)
I'll bet it won't. Why? Because Trump is undoubtedly prepared with facts and references to prove incontrovertibly that it started in Hillary's camp. Asking him that question in that debate format just gives a platform to put Americans some knowledge that the MSM has been suppressing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2016 03:03 PM (Bvr/A)
When it's a FOX(entertainment)-affiliate, it's *always* "FOXNews said"....
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at September 23, 2016 03:04 PM (0Y6mc)
Huh. I was always afraid of what might come out of the spigot.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 23, 2016 03:04 PM (1ZOkK)
If Clinton wins, even narrowly, Cruz has 2 years to establish himself as her toughest critic in the Senate - I don't think that's the worry.
Posted by: person
What big donors? I honestly want to know some names.
The Koch Brothers?
Most of the big donors are rooting for a Trump loss.
Posted by: Maritime at September 23, 2016 03:04 PM (fgAYu)
She's on an industrial strength blood thinner for years and will continue to be. It's highly likely she's hiding something, because she could address her health issue with a real medical exam, not the limited scope exam from the local doctor she used.
Would a life insurance company write her a policy?
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 23, 2016 03:05 PM (r1fLd)
Posted by: Johnny at September 23, 2016 03:05 PM (+G/6H)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at September 23, 2016 03:05 PM (sZbp6)
Of course anyone following finance or Europe's terrorism realize that is brought on by the establishment, and made even worse the last 8 years. But it is hard to leave an abusive relationship ... easier to pretend "the new normal" will be just fine ... let's just give the establishment all they want and open the borders, so we don't get called racist.
Trump is only starting to spend much money ... but the flood from establishment money will only get deeper.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 23, 2016 03:06 PM (niOEf)
Posted by: Revenant at September 23, 2016 03:06 PM (3DSAh)
She's got plenty of real-life chops.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 23, 2016 03:02 PM (GcpvU)
Okay, fine , whatever. Take it all back, recant, and so forth.
Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2016 03:06 PM (d6TTt)
She's on an industrial strength blood thinner for years and will continue to be. It's highly likely she's hiding something, because she could address her health issue with a real medical exam, not the limited scope exam from the local doctor she used.
Would a life insurance company write her a policy?
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 23, 2016 03:05 PM (r1fLd)
They might, but the premiums would be astronomical.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 23, 2016 03:06 PM (0mRoj)
And you see, when you read the Democrats prattling on about "unlimited money in politics", right now it's Hillary who's got Soros minions stuffing rolls of Benjamins up her ass while Trump is running against the money guys in his party and if he wins will be perfectly able to spit in their faces with impunity.
So if you oppose huge money in politics, vote Trump.
Posted by: JEM at September 23, 2016 03:07 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: The MSM at September 23, 2016 03:07 PM (YX9fV)
She is tres hawt.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 23, 2016 02:48 PM (0cMkb)
You should have seen her on Firefly.
And she played a hooker, too.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at September 23, 2016 03:07 PM (0Y6mc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 23, 2016 03:07 PM (1ZOkK)
"until the police are transparent, blah, blah, blah." SheTard Smith is a hack. I wish Roger Alies would start a real conservative news network and sink Fox fast like CNN is sinking.
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at September 23, 2016 03:08 PM (yNyJy)
No, she was a good and very patient woman. I have no idea what the hell they are doing with that character and its plain they don't either. I think they're so desperate to give every character an "interesting" story arc that they've gone insane.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2016 03:08 PM (39g3+)
It would have been nice had Trump matched Hillary's fundraising. I bet he would be comfortably leading in that alternate universe if he had that war chest.
Posted by: Maritime at September 23, 2016 03:08 PM (fgAYu)
She is tres hawt.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 23, 2016 02:48 PM (0cMkb)
You should have seen her on Firefly.
And she played a hooker, too.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at September 23, 2016 03:07 PM (0Y6mc)
A "companion," thank you so very much.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 23, 2016 03:08 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Hillary Rested, Tan, and Ready at September 23, 2016 03:08 PM (6N+OU)
She's on an industrial strength blood thinner for years and will continue to be. It's highly likely she's hiding something,
We know she is because a 69 yr old that collapsed like a sack of potatoes due to pneumonia is NOT shunted to her daughters' apartment instead of an ER.
She bypassed the ER because they didn't want a record.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2016 03:08 PM (2El4P)
The Koch Brothers?
Most of the big donors are rooting for a Trump loss.
Posted by: Maritime at September 23, 2016 03:04 PM (fgAYu)
The Kochs are not the only donors.
The Mercers (Cruz's biggest backers). Adelson. Others who haven't made public statements.
The GOPe and donors are behind Trump. He ain't an outsider and he never was.
Posted by: person(a non grata) at September 23, 2016 03:09 PM (mFkVC)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 23, 2016 03:09 PM (h/uSM)
Actually, I'm betting someone has already thought about getting her to prerecord a bunch of stock answers so that if she goes cataleptic they can just hit 'play' on the iPod and cut away from her for a minute until some flunky can go stick an air hose in her and blow her eyeballs straight again.
Posted by: JEM at September 23, 2016 03:09 PM (TppKb)
Was Barbara Gordon a killer/whore in the comic books?
No, she was a good and very patient woman. I have no idea what the
hell they are doing with that character and its plain they don't either.
I think they're so desperate to give every character an "interesting"
story arc that they've gone insane.
For one thing, Barbara Gordon is usually Batgirl and Gordon's daughter or adopted niece.
Posted by: Naes at September 23, 2016 03:09 PM (Ypc8j)
Chaffetz said he was
"absolutely stunned" that the FBI would cut a deal with someone as close
to the investigation as Mills. By including the emails recovered from
the laptops in the immunity agreements, the Justice Department exempted
key physical evidence from any potential criminal case against the
aides. "No wonder they couldn't prosecute a case," said Chaffetz, R-Utah. "They were handing out immunity deals like candy."
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 23, 2016 03:09 PM (zu88C)
I know there are many big fans of Trump here, but this isn't the first time Trump has rescued Hillary from bad news coverage by intentionally taking the focus off of her.
Posted by: Birther at September 23, 2016 03:10 PM (H0n78)
The Mercers (Cruz's biggest backers). Adelson. Others who haven't made public statements.
The GOPe and donors are behind Trump. He ain't an outsider and he never was.
Posted by: person(a non grata) at September 23, 2016 03:09 PM (mFkVC)
Kochs are supporting the Hilldebeest.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2016 03:10 PM (Bvr/A)
Would a life insurance company write her a policy?
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 23, 2016 03:05 PM (r1fLd)
They might, but the premiums would be astronomical.
She would get a thorough physical exam from THEIR doctors.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2016 03:10 PM (2El4P)
Posted by: steevy at September 23, 2016 03:10 PM (fA75F)
You know, you could combine those two actions...
There. I've doubled the efficiency of the Internetz!
Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2016 03:10 PM (2z74n)
She's on an industrial strength blood thinner for years and will continue to be. It's highly likely she's hiding something,
We know she is because a 69 yr old that collapsed like a sack of potatoes due to pneumonia is NOT shunted to her daughters' apartment instead of an ER.
She bypassed the ER because they didn't want a record.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2016 03:08 PM (2El4P)
I agree. Plus 69-year-old women with pneumonia go to the ICU, not memorial services or their daughter's apartment.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 23, 2016 03:11 PM (0mRoj)
>> an outsider and he never was.
Adelson and some others got on the bus early, true.
The GOPe was generally a reluctant convert, but the RNC is now getting 20% of Trump's donor quid in exchange for local organization quo. So there's definitely a relationship.
Posted by: JEM at September 23, 2016 03:11 PM (TppKb)
The GOPe and donors are behind Trump. He ain't an outsider and he never was.
Posted by: person
Well it's all speculation, but that would mean Cruz has even less integrity than we thought if it's all about money whether or not he endorses Trump.
Posted by: Maritime at September 23, 2016 03:11 PM (fgAYu)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 23, 2016 03:12 PM (1ZOkK)
>> make her debate entrances?
Anvil. Or maybe piano.
Posted by: JEM at September 23, 2016 03:12 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: USNtakim at September 23, 2016 03:12 PM (hMqvx)
That's the spirit!
Never say die!
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 23, 2016 03:12 PM (Om16U)
for years and will continue to be. It's highly likely she's hiding
something, because she could address her health issue with a real
medical exam, not the limited scope exam from the local doctor she used.
Would a life insurance company write her a policy?
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 23, 2016 03:05 PM (r1fLd)
--I have no idea -- it would depend on the medical exam and the company's underwriting guidelines. She's definitely hiding something -- and that may be something serious. The speculation that's everywhere is entirely because she is not being truthful about her health situation. But I imagine that there is probably a range to whatever condition she has (from, say, relatively mild to relatively severe). We just don't know really.I bet the blood thinners are one of the reasons why she is wearing winter clothing in late summer/indian summer. I've seen people on blood thinners complain constantly that they are cold all the time. Who knows, maybe she is also covering up some more extensive medical devices/machines on her body. We can't know because she won't release her records, or undergo a proper evaluation.Hillary is entirely untrustworthy. But because she is so untrustworthy about everything, its hard to say sometimes whether she really needs to lie about something, or not. Her default is to lie, no matter what it is.The car collapse looked really serious, and if she has the appearance of looking sick during the debates, she will lose the election.
Posted by: Revenant at September 23, 2016 03:12 PM (3DSAh)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2016 03:12 PM (pUDQf)
>> If necessary, we can cut the power.
Actually, I'm betting someone has already thought about getting her
to prerecord a bunch of stock answers so that if she goes cataleptic
they can just hit 'play' on the iPod and cut away from her for a minute
until some flunky can go stick an air hose in her and blow her eyeballs
straight again.
Posted by: JEM at September 23, 2016 03:09 PM (TppKb)
All we have to do is make sure somebody sneaks a camera with a flash bulb into the front row. A very bright flash.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 23, 2016 03:12 PM (1zARK)
Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at September 23, 2016 03:13 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2016 03:13 PM (2z74n)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 23, 2016 03:13 PM (h/uSM)
Posted by: Maritime at September 23, 2016 03:11 PM (fgAYu)
It is all about money and he is just another politician. the Mercers alone were probably enough to move him. Don't put your faith in men.
Posted by: person(a non grata) at September 23, 2016 03:13 PM (mFkVC)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at September 23, 2016 03:13 PM (yNyJy)
>> make her debate entrances?
>> Anvil. Or maybe piano.
Major Kong style.
Posted by: JEM at September 23, 2016 03:14 PM (TppKb)
Was Barbara Gordon a killer/whore in the comic books?
No, she was a good and very patient woman. I have no idea what the
hell they are doing with that character and its plain they don't either.
I think they're so desperate to give every character an "interesting"
story arc that they've gone insane.
For one thing, Barbara Gordon is usually Batgirl and Gordon's daughter or adopted niece.
Posted by: Naes at September 23, 2016 03:09 PM (Ypc8j)
Check your nerd-ipedia. Depending on retcons Gordon has been married a few times, one of them was to a Barbara Kean.
Posted by: buzzion at September 23, 2016 03:14 PM (z/Ubi)
Your post is far more depressing than the Soros trolls sent here to demoralize and spread fear and confusion.
Posted by: Ripley at September 23, 2016 03:14 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 23, 2016 03:14 PM (bqa+Z)
The GOPe and donors are behind Trump. He ain't an outsider and he never was.
Posted by: person(a non grata) at September 23, 2016 03:09 PM (mFkVC)
Oh please, of course he is.He may be rich but he was always considered too uncultured to be allowed membership into the club.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 23, 2016 03:14 PM (lKyWE)
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Sure. So that million dollar policy is going to have a premium of 1.3 million dollars. Cash.
Posted by: Jake from State Farm at September 23, 2016 03:15 PM (h/uSM)
If there's anything this election has shown, its not the dollars spent but how you spend them and how you run that counts. Trump has been outspent like 40:1 by his opponents and shellacked all of them in the primaries, and is doing very well against Hillary.
Hillary rails against money in politics, and loads up on it to spend. What she really means is private money in politics.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2016 03:15 PM (39g3+)
She'll already be in position by the time the show starts.
Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2016 03:15 PM (2z74n)
633
Would a life insurance company write her a policy?
Of course they would. That's easy money.
Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2016 03:13 PM (2z74n)
When you buy a life insurance policy, you're betting that you're going to die. The insurance company is betting that you're going to live.They need to collect premiums for a long time and need to make investment income on those earnings for the death benefit they pay out to make sense.
Posted by: Revenant at September 23, 2016 03:16 PM (3DSAh)
Posted by: person
So what Cruz wanted to do is not endorse Trump and tacitly support Hillary, but only when donors said the money flow will get cut off, he's willing to put aside his "principles" and endorse Trump over Hillary.
And this was supposed to be the super awesome conservative that saves the Republic?
Posted by: Maritime at September 23, 2016 03:16 PM (fgAYu)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 23, 2016 03:14 PM (lKyWE)
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I know this narrative keeps you warm, but Trump was in the club from birth, Ivy League, top-flight crony capitalist, all of it.
Posted by: person(a non grata) at September 23, 2016 03:16 PM (mFkVC)
Posted by: Birther at September 23, 2016 03:17 PM (H0n78)
The GOPe and donors are behind Trump. He ain't an outsider and he never was.
Posted by: person(a non grata) at September 23, 2016 03:09 PM (mFkVC)
Oh please, of course he is.He may be rich but he was always considered too uncultured to be allowed membership into the club.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 23, 2016 03:14 PM (lKyWE)
If Trump didn't build country clubs, there's no way they'd let him in one.
Posted by: josephistan at September 23, 2016 03:17 PM (7HtZB)
Try again.
Chaffetz said he was "absolutely stunned" that the FBI would cut a deal with someone as close to the investigation as Mills. By including the emails recovered from the laptops in the immunity agreements, the Justice Department exempted key physical evidence from any potential criminal case against the aides."No wonder they couldn't prosecute a case," said Chaffetz, R-Utah. "They were handing out immunity deals like candy."
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 23, 2016 03:17 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 23, 2016 03:17 PM (EnGQE)
Posted by: Ripley at September 23, 2016 03:17 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2016 03:17 PM (2z74n)
Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at September 23, 2016 03:17 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 23, 2016 03:17 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Nanzi Pelousy at September 23, 2016 03:18 PM (2z74n)
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 23, 2016 03:18 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: firehorse at September 23, 2016 03:18 PM (//TVq)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 23, 2016 03:19 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 23, 2016 03:17 PM (2cS/G)
Morena Baccarin.
Just don't hang out with her on International Women's Day. Ask Wade Wilson.
Posted by: buzzion at September 23, 2016 03:19 PM (z/Ubi)
If there's anything this election has shown, its not the dollars spent but how you spend them and how you run that counts. Trump has been outspent like 40:1 by his opponents and shellacked all of them in the primaries, and is doing very well against Hillary.
Hillary rails against money in politics, and loads up on it to spend. What she really means is private money in politics.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
I see people throw this around all the time, but this doesn't prove though that NOT spending money helps you.
You can absolutely be a shitty candidate and spend a fortune and not win. But you can also be a great candidate and lose because of lack of resources.
So if we had a Trump that could have matched resources with Hillary (him being a billionaire and all) I honestly think Trump would be destroying Hillary if he could have upped his spending by 40 times.
Money does matter in elections
Posted by: Maritime at September 23, 2016 03:19 PM (fgAYu)
Posted by: Birther at September 23, 2016 03:17 PM (H0n7
And so many of those voters are going to be so pleasantly surprised when Trump comes out smiling, does NOT do a Hitler salute, does NOT endorse or encourage ethnic cleansing and is generally AGAINST starting WW3.
It'll almost be like their trusted media has lied to them....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 23, 2016 03:20 PM (/NlFx)
And this was supposed to be the super awesome conservative that saves the Republic?
Posted by: Maritime at September 23, 2016 03:16 PM (fgAYu)
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He was never tacitly supporting Hillary, so that's just a lie.
He was positioning himself in opposition to Trumpism with an eye to 2020. The donor pushback was bigger then he expected, especially with Trump promising to focus on defeating him like the vindictive twerp he is. So Cruz folded.
Cruz is a mix of pragmatism and principles. All politicians are, with each in various measures.
He's still miles better then Trump even as he's miles worse then the man he could have been.
Posted by: person(a non grata) at September 23, 2016 03:20 PM (mFkVC)
Posted by: person(a non grata) at September 23, 2016 03:09 PM (mFkVC)
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Oh yeah. They LOVE him.
*eyeroll*
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 23, 2016 03:20 PM (zu88C)
Yeah if there's even a debate, I don't see them doing the "walk on stage" bit at all. She'll have already been helped on stage and propped up against the podium with her heels locked into place on the exoskeleton to hold her upright.
Trump is an "insider" in the sense that he's rich and part of the movers and shakers in NYC politics and culture, but an "outsider" in the sense of national politics and DC Culture, let alone Republican Party stuff.
Its only in this month that the GOPe grudgingly, angrily, with gritted teeth and clenched fists, started to back him publicly.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2016 03:20 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 23, 2016 03:20 PM (bqa+Z)
Posted by: person(a non grata) at September 23, 2016 03:16 PM (mFkVC)
****LOL
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 23, 2016 03:20 PM (09Ay7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke"
Life can be hard for a workin' man.
Posted by: Biergood at September 23, 2016 03:21 PM (v8Lx/)
Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at September 23, 2016 03:21 PM (BDZWU)
I don't know if she's gone permanently. They wrote her out at least temporarily because, like in the show, she's having Jim Gordon's baby and needed a maternity break. I bet she'll be back, especially since Barbara Kean has gone off the rails. (I actually like her way better as a villain, though. And I like Morena Baccarin better as the love interest.)
Posted by: sunny-dee at September 23, 2016 03:21 PM (QAOZh)
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Just like former President Mitt Romney.
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 23, 2016 03:21 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: josephistan at September 23, 2016 03:17 PM (7HtZB)
He definitely sticks it in their face.
His CC in Palm Beach? He built it for the Jews who can't get in any other club down there.
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 23, 2016 03:21 PM (NbJXF)
Posted by: josephistan at September 23, 2016 03:17 PM (7HtZB)
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Read up on the rich and powerful. Uncouth, boorish, and being ignorant of the world beyond their field are not uncommon traits at all.
Posted by: person(a non grata) at September 23, 2016 03:21 PM (mFkVC)
Even if your theory was correct, nobody is rich enough to match a Democrat Party candidate's spending, because for every official dollar they spend on the campaign, they get five dollars of unofficial effective spending in media bias, entertainment industry support, pop culture backing, etc.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2016 03:21 PM (39g3+)
He's still miles better then Trump even as he's miles worse then the man he could have been.
Posted by: person
If the narrative your pushing is true, that Cruz is doing this because of a handful of donors, he's a whore plain and simple and should never be trusted.
He's obviously for sale to the highest bidder.
Posted by: Maritime at September 23, 2016 03:22 PM (fgAYu)
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 23, 2016 03:22 PM (r1fLd)
Posted by: Lurkette at September 23, 2016 03:22 PM (jVlNS)
Posted by: Maritime at September 23, 2016 03:16 PM (fgAYu)
****
After having the principle of ignoring his pledge.
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 23, 2016 03:22 PM (09Ay7)
Posted by: sunny-dee at September 23, 2016 03:21 PM (QAOZh)
Dr. Thompkins is a pretty significant Batman character.
Posted by: buzzion at September 23, 2016 03:23 PM (z/Ubi)
And the blue blood DC elite are a different club entirely.
And Trump isn't invited.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2016 03:24 PM (2El4P)
Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2016 03:24 PM (d6TTt)
****LOL
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 23, 2016 03:20 PM (09Ay7)
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Ditto that LOL. I am about to put a roast on & I know where to get the extra tin foil;-)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at September 23, 2016 03:24 PM (yNyJy)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Still, we've never had a deficit like this compared to the Democrat.
Resources matter, and it's not just ad spending on TV, it's registering voters, finding them, and making sure there are boots on the ground to get them to the polls.
I honestly believe the ground game apparatus is what pulled Obama across the finish line.
Posted by: Maritime at September 23, 2016 03:24 PM (fgAYu)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 23, 2016 03:24 PM (bqa+Z)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 23, 2016 03:24 PM (EnGQE)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2016 03:20 PM (39g3+)
Politics today consists of the unholy collusion of donors and politicians. That's crony capitalism, and its one of the things Ace has been railing against. Trump is a quintessential crony capitalist. That right in the middle of political culture. Remember who was at his wedding for goodness sake. Yes, he paid them, but that's how the whole thing works.
Posted by: person(a non grata) at September 23, 2016 03:24 PM (mFkVC)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 23, 2016 03:25 PM (zu88C)
So the upshot of this thread is nobody has a clue about who's going to
win in November, there's good news/ bad news, according to whoever you
listen to, and we're confident or depressed depending on our current
mood. Is that about right?
Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2016 03:24 PM (d6TTt)
and....watch Gotham! It rocks.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 23, 2016 03:25 PM (1zARK)
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 23, 2016 03:22 PM (09Ay7)
THIS. Although Trump calling his wife an ugly whore probably let's him out of that pledge.
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 23, 2016 03:25 PM (NbJXF)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2016 02:50 PM (39g3+)
Unwatchable
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 23, 2016 03:25 PM (3wzsT)
Nope. Trump will win. Been saying it for a long time.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 23, 2016 03:25 PM (r1fLd)
Posted by: Pug Mahon of the Clan Deplorable at September 23, 2016 03:26 PM (RwwCT)
She'll already be in position by the time the show starts.
Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2016 03:15 PM (2z74n)
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I thought Harkonnens used anti grav pods.....
Posted by: fixerupper at September 23, 2016 03:26 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Ignoramus
Agreed.
My sincere hope is Trump understands he needs to change gears that the sort of debate performnace we saw in the GOP primaries.
If that Trump shows up, he'll lose to Hillary.
Posted by: Maritime at September 23, 2016 03:26 PM (fgAYu)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2016 03:27 PM (39g3+)
So she owns a federal judge??
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 23, 2016 03:27 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 23, 2016 03:24 PM (EnG
Hey Fen!
Yep. Isn't it amusing?
Kind of funny to sit back and watch, like a fly on the wall.
Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2016 03:27 PM (d6TTt)
If the narrative your pushing is true, that Cruz is doing this
because of a handful of donors, he's a whore plain and simple and should
never be trusted.
He's obviously for sale to the highest bidder.
Be gentle. They also believe in the Easter Bunny.
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 23, 2016 03:27 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Johnny at September 23, 2016 03:27 PM (+G/6H)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 23, 2016 03:24 PM (EnGQE)
And look who poured the lighter fluid. And who needs to keep throwing gasoline into it. Not Trump supporters.
Posted by: buzzion at September 23, 2016 03:28 PM (z/Ubi)
He's obviously for sale to the highest bidder.
Posted by: Maritime at September 23, 2016 03:22 PM (fgAYu)
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They're all whores. That's the system. You need money to run, and its the guys like the Mercers - and Trump who provide that money in exchange for "consideration." You''re never going to get a real candidate without that.
And my narrative isn't shifting at all. I've expected Cruz to endorse for months - you can check my posts.
Still disappointing.
Posted by: person(a non grata) at September 23, 2016 03:28 PM (mFkVC)
657 I haven't started the new season of Gotham yet! I love the show - very freaky.
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 23, 2016 03:18 PM (Om16U)
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The second season is darker. More blood.
Posted by: Soona at September 23, 2016 03:28 PM (Fmupd)
Her staff members had it first, so the poor dear caught it from them.
She's so strong that she turned it into the non-contagious kind and hugged a kid after visiting her grandkids.
Or something.
Posted by: Mama AJ at September 23, 2016 03:28 PM (gTQoY)
Soros trolls sent here to demoralize and spread fear and confusion.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2016 03:28 PM (KOBAq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 23, 2016 03:27 PM (1ZOkK)
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Judge?? One???
Pretty sure it's plural.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 23, 2016 03:28 PM (8XRCm)
He's still miles better then Trump even as he's miles worse then the man he could have been.
I was a Cruz supporter during the primaries, but I've noticed that Trump has something that Cruz lacks.
The nomination of his party.
So I shut my mouth about the whole damn thing, because beating the Hildebeast is paramount.
Who are you trying to beat? Who are you trying to help win?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 23, 2016 03:28 PM (4WhSY)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 23, 2016 03:27 PM (1ZOkK)
Oh yeah.
Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2016 03:29 PM (d6TTt)
I agree, I gave it 1 1/2 seasons and stopped. It was interesting but awful at the same time and I didn't care for it. Jim Gordon is supposed to be a good guy in a swamp of awful, not neck deep in the awful.
The way they should have done the show is start it just before Batman showed up, like a year or two. Show how things are and why they need Batman.
Then have Batman show up, but be like an urban legend: you never really see him except maybe a shadow on a rooftop. Tell the story from the perspective of the cops.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2016 03:29 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: JEM at September 23, 2016 03:29 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 23, 2016 03:08 PM (0mRoj)
And this is a cunning hat.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at September 23, 2016 03:29 PM (0Y6mc)
They will have Hillary WAY ahead election night via shady ways of reporting precincts.
Hillary will be declared a clear winner early on in order to discourage turnout.
Bank on it!
Posted by: Max Power at September 23, 2016 03:29 PM (q177U)
Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2016 03:30 PM (q6nsK)
Yeah. Sure. We'll stick to that.
Posted by: Email Hackers at September 23, 2016 03:30 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 23, 2016 03:30 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Ignoramus"
In 2012, I really, really, really had to work hard at generating a positive outlook at Romney's chances.
Watching this election, I've felt some genuine jolts of positive feelings -- sometimes out of nowhere -- without breaking a sweat.
I'm optimistic.
Posted by: Biergood at September 23, 2016 03:30 PM (v8Lx/)
http://www.conventionofstates.com/
Posted by: SMOD 2016! at September 23, 2016 03:31 PM (YeKKY)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 23, 2016 03:28 PM (4WhSY)
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I have no grand agenda, but what infuriates me most are people making up cozy little fantasies about Trump and gearing up to accept his leftist policies. When Trump is elected, Conservatives need to oppose him with every iota of their strength.
Posted by: person(a non grata) at September 23, 2016 03:31 PM (mFkVC)
The nomination of his party.
Ouch, baby. Very ouch!
Hey, anybody got any cute puppy videos?
Posted by: blaster at September 23, 2016 03:31 PM (tewYv)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 23, 2016 03:30 PM (2cS/G)
Time jump.
Posted by: buzzion at September 23, 2016 03:31 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 23, 2016 03:31 PM (Nwg0u)
Normally, if you lose well the Money People will look at you with favor the next time. I'm doubtful this will happen with Cruz.
Again, this is an observation and not a personal aspersion on anyone, living or dead, nor their relations, heirs, associate, familiars, acquaintances.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 23, 2016 03:31 PM (r1fLd)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2016 03:31 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: person(a non grata) at September 23, 2016 03:31 PM (mFkVC)
You're putting the cart way before the horse, dude.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 23, 2016 03:32 PM (KUaJL)
Oh...and wait for announcements of next year's health care premium increases to be delayed too....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 23, 2016 03:32 PM (/NlFx)
their shows. They've already demonstrated a clear pattern of cutting
away from anything that hurts the Clintons.
Wait until Obama hands over the internet.
Seriously, how is it that Congress is not stopping this?????
Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2016 03:33 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at September 23, 2016 03:33 PM (BDZWU)
They're all whores. That's the system. You need money to run, and
its the guys like the Mercers - and Trump who provide that money in
exchange for "consideration." You''re never going to get a real
candidate without that.
OR
He's still miles better then Trump even as he's miles worse then the man he could have been.
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Better whores?
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 23, 2016 03:33 PM (zu88C)
708 Unwatchable
I agree, I gave it 1 1/2 seasons and stopped. It was interesting but awful at the same time and I didn't care for it. Jim Gordon is supposed to be a good guy in a swamp of awful, not neck deep in the awful.
The way they should have done the show is start it just before Batman showed up, like a year or two. Show how things are and why they need Batman.
Then have Batman show up, but be like an urban legend: you never really see him except maybe a shadow on a rooftop. Tell the story from the perspective of the cops.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2016 03:29 PM (39g3+)
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Disagree. Batman movies are getting old and tired. This is a very good spinoff. Well produced and well acted.
Posted by: Soona at September 23, 2016 03:33 PM (Fmupd)
And look who poured the lighter fluid. And who needs to keep throwing gasoline into it. Not Trump supporters.
Posted by: buzzion at September 23, 2016 03:28 PM (z/Ubi)
So it's the not-Trump supporters calling Cruz a whore? That's definitely not-gasoline right there.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at September 23, 2016 03:33 PM (0Y6mc)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3804112/
Posted by: JEM at September 23, 2016 03:29 PM (TppKb)
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Damn crying shame we need a Limey rag to read about Murican feel good stories.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 23, 2016 03:33 PM (8XRCm)
Unless of course, they already KNOW what's wrong with you.
Posted by: Kate Upton at September 23, 2016 03:33 PM (Kucy5)
And the blue blood DC elite are a different club entirely.
And Trump isn't invited.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2016 03:24 PM (2El4P)
See here, my good man....
Posted by: C. Caldwell Van Nostrum IV at September 23, 2016 03:34 PM (AGJqR)
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Ted is supposed to endorse the Golden Scalp Weasel this afternoon.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 23, 2016 03:34 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 23, 2016 03:34 PM (/NlFx)
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According to Sheppie Smith, he just did
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 23, 2016 03:35 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Ignoramus
Honestly? Trump will likely lose. I am voting for Trump, and honestly, with some enthusiasm. I have sent him money, and will send him more. The alternative is quite disheartening, to say the least.
I expect him to lose, but it is not time to lay down and stop fighting. And I will not lay down to Hillary's stupidity, venality and deceit.
I have reached a point in my life when I really don't care what the rest of the human race thinks. I have seen the face of Clintonism, and it is an ugly face. To stand aside and not oppose it, or to tacitly allow it is frankly unthinkable. But we are going to get it.
I think this country is going to be in for some very hard times, and the Republican Party is a shambling mess, and not a real opposition party. No leadership, no ideas, no strategy.
Ted Cruz has a very small chance of getting nominated in 2020, and thus a very small chance of getting elected. I think he is an irrelevant rubber duck in a bubble bath. And he's done it to himself. He has a very loyal coterie of followers, but most people outside this clique are put off by his unwillingness to work within the party. Not his principles, which are generally admirable, but his penchant for giving everyone else the middle finger.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at September 23, 2016 03:35 PM (RFeQD)
Posted by: Maritime at September 23, 2016 03:36 PM (fgAYu)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 23, 2016 03:33 PM (zu88C)
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Sure.
They're all flawed. Everyone is. Some are less flawed. Some are more. Some are flawed in one way, some in another.
One of the real problems with modern Conservatism and this board in general is the need for apocalyptic absolutes. It has to be, for instance, "The GOPe is the worst thing ever" not "The GOPe is very bad in certain identifiable ways, but there are worse things." And no, that isn't a defense of the GOPe.
Posted by: person(a non grata) at September 23, 2016 03:36 PM (mFkVC)
cozy little fantasies about Trump and gearing up to accept his leftist
policies. When Trump is elected, Conservatives need to oppose him with
every iota of their strength.
You loyally oppose your party's nominee, is that it?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 23, 2016 03:37 PM (4WhSY)
Posted by: C. Caldwell Van Nostrum IV at September 23, 2016 03:34 PM (AGJqR)
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Sometimes I wonder if everyone got their impression of the rich from Three Stooges and Marx Brothers movies.
Posted by: person(a non grata) at September 23, 2016 03:38 PM (mFkVC)
And look who poured the lighter fluid. And who needs to keep throwing gasoline into it. Not Trump supporters.
Posted by: buzzion at September 23, 2016 03:28 PM (z/Ubi)
So it's the not-Trump supporters calling Cruz a whore? That's definitely not-gasoline right there.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at September 23, 2016 03:33 PM (0Y6mc
Who felt the need to bring it up to begin with?
Who is the the person that only ever shows up to talk about one thing only and continue to cause it to go on, allowing people to call Cruz a whore? Oh yeah they are calling him that because that was their "explanation" of why Cruz is going to endorse.
Posted by: buzzion at September 23, 2016 03:38 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 23, 2016 03:39 PM (MWX7h)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 23, 2016 03:37 PM (4WhSY)
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I oppose both. And I care less about party every day. I'm a Constitutional Conservative.
As it turns out, a lot of folks who were screaming "burn it down" actually care about the party an awful lot.
Posted by: person(a non grata) at September 23, 2016 03:39 PM (mFkVC)
I always wanted a superhero show where the secret identity worked. Like, you'd see Batman sometimes, and Bruce Wayne other times, but it'd be clever enough that you wouldn't think they were the same guy.
I'm not sure how well established characters like Batman would work for this concept, because of course duh Bruce Wayne is Batman, unless the twist is that in the show, it's someone else? That's a hard sell too.
But I also don't know if anyone would care if it's not based on an existing property.
Anyway, a Gotham PD show would be cool. Make it a mix of standard Law and Order stuff with the occasional murder clown or something, and it slowly gets darker and weirder.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at September 23, 2016 03:40 PM (u0s1P)
Posted by: concealedkerry or submitt at September 23, 2016 03:40 PM (6WPRH)
Posted by: buzzion at September 23, 2016 03:38 PM (z/Ubi)
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You know, if you aren't going to read what I write, please just be quiet about it.
Posted by: person(a non grata) at September 23, 2016 03:40 PM (mFkVC)
Trump is a quintessential crony capitalist. That right in the middle of political culture. Remember who was at his wedding for goodness sake. Yes, he paid them, but that's how the whole thing works.
Posted by: person(a non grata) at September 23, 2016 03:24 PM (mFkVC)
The Clintons didn't bother to buy him a wedding gift.Doesn't seem like something one insider would do to another insider.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 23, 2016 03:42 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 23, 2016 03:42 PM (4Sfcv)
/me puts gas can back down and walks away upwind
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 23, 2016 03:46 PM (/aSql)
Posted by: R. DUKE at September 23, 2016 03:48 PM (ONH2e)
Laters, Horde.
If the HQ is still here later.
Assholes.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, convening Horde Thunderdome at September 23, 2016 03:48 PM (9krrF)
We care about beating Hillary, nitwit and the other major party is the only way to do that. You've got your torlling in for today.
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 23, 2016 03:51 PM (09Ay7)
Posted by: R. DUKE at September 23, 2016 03:51 PM (ONH2e)
If she takes codeine cough syrup to stop it, the med will make her groggy.
If she pops lozenges during the debate that will be noticed.
Posted by: sunny at September 23, 2016 04:00 PM (XBatu)
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 23, 2016 04:01 PM (Om16U)
And Trump isn't invited.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2016 03:24 PM (2El4P)
Yeah, he's an outsider, all right.He walks the edge, his own man, doing it his way, by his own rules, arebel.
TRUMP!
Trying to get over...
TRUMP!
He's a bad mutha--
Shut yo mouth!
And so on. Give me a break.
Posted by: troyriser at September 23, 2016 04:02 PM (OGbEB)
Posted by: Kate Upton at September 23, 2016 04:15 PM (Kucy5)
I am bitter. Bitter, and ready to grant an exclusive interview for suitable compensation.
Yours,
Franklin the Glemmy
Posted by: Franklin the Glemmy at September 23, 2016 05:09 PM (/f6Nd)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 23, 2016 05:12 PM (LdMbv)
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