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Clockmad, The Boy So Smart He Could Take Screws Out of a Clock and Put the Parts Into a Suitcase, Says He's a Victim of 9/11
Walls are spinning, as Adam Carolla says. I'm filled with confusion about this utterly predictable event.
After September 11, Ahmed said, “I got falsely accused, humiliated, and fingerprinted at age of 14.”Oh, and then he posed with an Islamic genius who apparently still supports Saddam Hussein.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: navybrat at September 15, 2016 02:55 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: MTF at September 15, 2016 02:56 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: brak at September 15, 2016 02:56 PM (AgEp6)
Posted by: Deplorable Grampa Jimbo at September 15, 2016 02:56 PM (4+VII)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 15, 2016 02:57 PM (c42fg)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 15, 2016 02:57 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Skip at September 15, 2016 02:57 PM (8lPj5)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at September 15, 2016 02:58 PM (LISuA)
Aren't his 15 minutes up?
Posted by: Deplorable Adirondack Patriot at September 15, 2016 02:58 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Deplorable Grampa Jimbo at September 15, 2016 02:58 PM (4+VII)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 15, 2016 02:58 PM (c42fg)
Posted by: oddknot still frets at September 15, 2016 02:58 PM (g1MTt)
Posted by: steevy at September 15, 2016 02:58 PM (fA75F)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 15, 2016 02:58 PM (587aW)
The first questions asked of the FAB since she's gotten back to campaigning were how are you feeling and did you binge watch any television!!!!
You fucking whores!
You fucking sycophants!
You will get yours you scumbag pieces of shit!
Posted by: Kreplach at September 15, 2016 02:59 PM (NrSeK)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 15, 2016 02:59 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 15, 2016 02:59 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: nckate at September 15, 2016 03:00 PM (AHmrh)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 15, 2016 03:00 PM (+FSld)
Posted by: FireHorse at September 15, 2016 03:00 PM (jJ6Ws)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 15, 2016 03:01 PM (c42fg)
http://tinyurl.com/gov-BS
Posted by: DFCtomm at September 15, 2016 03:01 PM (5bT86)
Posted by: Sharkman at September 15, 2016 03:02 PM (CS7jF)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Fall Special! All Deplorables and Irredeemables 50% off at the Outrage Outlet! at September 15, 2016 03:02 PM (hLRSq)
Chickenshit.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2016 03:02 PM (cHbIE)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 15, 2016 03:03 PM (eI2Gj)
http://tinyurl.com/zuynhd5
Posted by: exdem13 at September 15, 2016 03:03 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 15, 2016 03:03 PM (AroJD)
Yeah, but they gave them to Noor Mateen to hang onto ...
Posted by: Adriane the Cynical Critic ... at September 15, 2016 03:04 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 15, 2016 02:59 PM (IqV8l)
Like with a cloth?
Posted by: Hillary! at September 15, 2016 03:04 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 15, 2016 03:04 PM (zp+j1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr
Hurry! The clock is ticking!
Time keep on slipping,
slipping, into the future
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2016 03:05 PM (cHbIE)
Posted by: joe, living deplorably at September 15, 2016 03:05 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Barak and The Totalitarians at September 15, 2016 03:05 PM (xpJpI)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 15, 2016 03:05 PM (zp+j1)
http://tinyurl.com/zhxs228
Posted by: exdem13 at September 15, 2016 03:05 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Lizzy, deplorable but soldiering on, as women do at September 15, 2016 03:05 PM (NOIQH)
Obama will probably double down by inviting Acmed to the WH again and touting him as a victim. Cognitive dissonance.
Posted by: RM at September 15, 2016 03:05 PM (U3LtS)
Posted by: Father Time at September 15, 2016 03:06 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 15, 2016 03:06 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2016 03:06 PM (cHbIE)
Missouri has interesting elections.....
http://tinyurl.com/hr9p8e7
Posted by: Tami - Powering through being a Deplorable at September 15, 2016 03:06 PM (Enq6K)
The first questions asked of the FAB since she's gotten back to campaigning were how are you feeling and did you binge watch any television!!!!
You fucking whores!
You fucking sycophants!
You will get yours you scumbag pieces of shit!
Posted by: Kreplach at September 15, 2016 02:59 PM (NrSeK)
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*USBs Krep a rum and coke*
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at September 15, 2016 03:06 PM (rlfds)
Barry: Hey Ahmed, nice bitching and moaning. Want to come to the White House again and play dancing boy for me?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2016 03:07 PM (OE2ur)
Posted by: Father Time at September 15, 2016 03:07 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: V the K at September 15, 2016 03:07 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 15, 2016 02:59 PM (RD7QR)
He very well might. Earlier in the week WZ posted his tweets on 9/11 & he stated something to the effect that "the whole world will see" his next "invention." sure sounded like a threat to me.
Posted by: josephistan at September 15, 2016 03:07 PM (7HtZB)
He's 14. 9/11 was 15 years ago.
What am I missing?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 15, 2016 03:06 PM (9ym/
His clock building skills allow him to go back in time and be discriminated against.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2016 03:07 PM (OE2ur)
I'm surprised Barky didn't have Clockmed with him at some 9/11 "celebration" (by their view).
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 15, 2016 03:08 PM (zc3Db)
Why would he be here in bigoted, mean America when he has that?
Please, go back to school and keep us up to date on your latest inventions.
Posted by: Lizzy, deplorable but soldiering on, as women do at September 15, 2016 03:08 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: tu3031 at September 15, 2016 03:08 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at September 15, 2016 03:08 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: josephistan at September 15, 2016 03:08 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Amy Shumer at September 15, 2016 03:08 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: steevy at September 15, 2016 03:08 PM (fA75F)
He's saying he got profiled and abused because of 9/11 when he was grabbed for bringing a mock bomb to school. He's a victim of evil racist backlash and just like cops should always let criminals get away and get shot without shooting back, we should all just let Muslims do anything they want without reacting or stopping them. Because to do otherwise would be racist.
Better dead by a Jihadi's machete at your throat than racist.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 15, 2016 03:08 PM (39g3+)
Kid wasn't running down his momma's ass cheeks on 9-11.
Wouldn't do that for 6 more months.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2016 03:09 PM (cHbIE)
You go, cuz!
Posted by: Barack Hussein at September 15, 2016 03:09 PM (F1ndw)
Posted by: wth at September 15, 2016 03:10 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 15, 2016 03:10 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 15, 2016 03:10 PM (USdns)
Well, besides that he's an ungrateful shit using 9/11 to prop himself up.
The left has schooled him well.
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at September 15, 2016 03:10 PM (rlfds)
What am I missing?
Apparently it was a social media thing for Muslims to tweet about being discriminated against on this year's 9-11.
Ahmed joined in by retweeting others' grievances and then adding his own.
Charming, huh? Using 15th anniversary of Islamic terror attack to b#tch about their own "harassment"?
Posted by: Lizzy, deplorable but soldiering on, as women do at September 15, 2016 03:10 PM (NOIQH)
They came back.
I guess living in Shitland with a shitty religion was.......shitty.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 15, 2016 03:10 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: setnaffa at September 15, 2016 03:10 PM (jl6Ly)
Posted by: nckate at September 15, 2016 03:11 PM (AHmrh)
Posted by: King Barack at September 15, 2016 03:11 PM (0mRoj)
Ahhhhhh...........
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 15, 2016 03:11 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: grammie winger's deplorable basket at September 15, 2016 03:12 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: steevy at September 15, 2016 03:12 PM (fA75F)
Posted by: joe, living deplorably at September 15, 2016 03:05 PM (KUaJL)
Probably not. He may have internalized a "memory" based on his parents laughing while telling stories about all the infidels that got killed.
All joking aside, oldest grandkid was almost 3 years old on 9/11 and it freaked me out when she saw a jet contrail a few days later and started yelling "They're going down!"
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at September 15, 2016 03:12 PM (5Yee7)
Missouri has interesting elections.....
http://tinyurl.com/hr9p8e7
Posted by: Tami - Powering through being a Deplorable at September 15, 2016 03:06 PM (Enq6K)
Eh that's like the West Virginia governor shooting the Obamacare bill for his senate run. They pretend to be pro gun and not at all liberal, but once they are in the power structure how often do they really go against the liberal agenda?
Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2016 03:12 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: wth at September 15, 2016 03:12 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 15, 2016 03:13 PM (XIVqx)
So how can he a "victim" of 9/11?
Is he claiming, in some roundabout way, that the "incident" of "9/11" is still ongoing, a 15-year-long terror attack+aftermath?
I have a feeling he is talking about September 11 2015, since he got famous on September 14 2015.
Children. The have a very limited grasp of history.
Posted by: zombie at September 15, 2016 03:13 PM (jBuUi)
Clock Boy needs to pair up with Mattress Girl and form a traveling carny of Grievance Whores. There's plenty of college campuses that'll lap up their stew of crap.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at September 15, 2016 03:13 PM (BK3ZS)
Ahmed joined in by retweeting others' grievances and then adding his own.
Posted by: Lizzy, deplorable but soldiering on, as women do at September 15, 2016 03:10 PM (NOIQH)
WAIT!!! They culturally appropriated Festivus????
That's just sooooo wrong...
Posted by: Confused SJW at September 15, 2016 03:13 PM (qf6WZ)
So basically he just made up crap. Shocked am I.
Posted by: grammie winger's deplorable basket at September 15, 2016 03:13 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at September 15, 2016 03:13 PM (Uy8SG)
Wait - he claims he was a victim of 9-11? That was fifteen years ago. How old is this kid?
No, he and other muslims used this year's 9-11 to air their grievances on social media. Tweet your own discrimination story!
Posted by: Lizzy, deplorable but soldiering on, as women do at September 15, 2016 03:14 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: wth at September 15, 2016 03:15 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 15, 2016 03:15 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: dananjcon at September 15, 2016 03:15 PM (NpXoL)
You're a victim!
You're a victim!
And You're a Victim!
Everyone's a Victim!
Posted by: rd at September 15, 2016 03:15 PM (zIyYY)
Posted by: sypeach at September 15, 2016 03:15 PM (nyYhO)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at September 15, 2016 03:15 PM (4ng05)
Posted by: Planking Hillary at September 15, 2016 03:15 PM (7zkP4)
Posted by: Dr. Gorgonzola at September 15, 2016 03:15 PM (9oR96)
Is filing that kind of publicity whoring lawsuit permitted under Sharia law?
Posted by: Furious George at September 15, 2016 03:15 PM (57K5j)
You're a victim!
You're a victim!
And You're a Victim!
Everyone's a Victim!
Posted by: rd at September 15, 2016 03:15 PM (zIyYY)
Us too?
Posted by: White heterosexual Christian men at September 15, 2016 03:16 PM (7HtZB)
They came back.
I guess living in Shitland with a shitty religion was.......shitty.
When did they come back? The media certainly kept that quiet.
Posted by: Hamilton at September 15, 2016 03:16 PM (TlNDs)
Posted by: Lizzy, deplorable but soldiering on, as women do at September 15, 2016 03:16 PM (NOIQH)
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Yeah, I saw your explanation right after I posted. I didn't know it was a thing. I have muslim friends on Facebook and none of them were stupid enough to do this, thankfully.
Posted by: grammie winger's deplorable basket at September 15, 2016 03:16 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Goomba at September 15, 2016 03:16 PM (pERRc)
Is filing that kind of publicity whoring lawsuit permitted under Sharia law?
Posted by: Furious George at September 15, 2016 03:15 PM (57K5j)
It's
Posted by: Chief Justice Roberts at September 15, 2016 03:17 PM (RD7QR)
Clock Boy needs to pair up with Mattress Girl and form a traveling carny of Grievance Whores.
They could re-open that mattress store that had to close.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 15, 2016 03:17 PM (IqV8l)
You're a victim!
You're a victim!
And You're a Victim!
Everyone's a Victim!
Posted by: rd at September 15, 2016 03:15 PM (zIyYY)
Us too?
Posted by: White heterosexual Christian men at September 15, 2016 03:16 PM (7HtZB)
Oppressors!!!!!
Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2016 03:17 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: grammie winger's deplorable basket at September 15, 2016 03:17 PM (bpfzP)
Barry: Hey Ahmed, nice clock. Do you like to watch gladiator movies? Sure you do
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2016 03:17 PM (OE2ur)
Does this kid's backlash-victimhood fall under the category of bullshit or horseshit?
Posted by: FireHorse at September 15, 2016 03:00 PM (jJ6Ws)
I think under Sharia law, legally it falls under the goat shit category.
Posted by: centralscrutinizer at September 15, 2016 03:18 PM (vI+F1)
He's 14. 9/11 was 15 years ago.
What am I missing?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
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Well, it was AFTER 9-11. Math!
AnD yes, given a chance, I would go to jail for punching this little terrorist-in-waiting in the throat
Posted by: Chi at September 15, 2016 03:18 PM (RKSjL)
Posted by: Colin at September 15, 2016 03:18 PM (BuJYz)
Posted by: dananjcon at September 15, 2016 03:15 PM (NpXoL)
At least those are normal looking pant suits, not the Housecoat Smocks from Hell that's she's been wearing lately.
Posted by: White heterosexual Christian men at September 15, 2016 03:18 PM (7HtZB)
Everyone's a Victim! "
I feel like such a victim.........because I'm not a victim.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 15, 2016 03:18 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Grump928(C) collects aphorisms, witticisms and sport's metaphors at September 15, 2016 03:18 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 15, 2016 03:18 PM (cPsPa)
Real tweet:
Ahmed Mohamed Verified account
RIP the 2977 americans who died in 9/11 and RIP the 2 million innocent muslims who died during the US invasion for something they didnt do.
11 Sep 2016
https://t.co/7Re40NFNLA
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 15, 2016 03:19 PM (kdS6q)
Spare me, Achmed.
Posted by: grammie winger's deplorable basket at September 15, 2016 03:19 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: josephistan at September 15, 2016 03:19 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: V the K at September 15, 2016 03:07 PM (O7MnT)
Only the ones who are Darwin Award Recipients
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at September 15, 2016 03:19 PM (oQQwD)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 15, 2016 03:20 PM (zp+j1)
Uh, there's a problem with the maths here.
He's 14. 9/11 was 15 years ago.
What am I missing?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 15, 2016 03:06 PM (9ym/
Victimhood is timeless.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable at September 15, 2016 03:20 PM (QvJot)
Posted by: wth at September 15, 2016 03:20 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: The deplorable chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at September 15, 2016 03:21 PM (FvnN9)
Posted by: Lizzy
99% of what we witness and endure in society these days is an unending vicious war between different victim-demographics to see who can climb higher on Oppression Mountain and thereby claim supremacy as the Biggest and Saddest Victim Group.
It's blacks vs. trannies vs. Muslims vs. women vs. Hispanics vs. lesbians vs. Native Americans vs. the mentally ill vs. gays vs. Asperger's sufferers vs. midget albino Inuit paraplegics.
They cavort about society's stage and we all sit back and passively observe their pleas for our sympathy and self-inflicted hoax hate crimes. This play-acting is what constitutes culture in the modern world.
Posted by: zombie at September 15, 2016 03:21 PM (jBuUi)
Bzzzzzt! Assumes facts not in evidence! Innocent muzzies??
Innocent muzzie is like vc vs. well trained vc.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2016 03:21 PM (cHbIE)
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 15, 2016 03:21 PM (1H9ox)
---
I have a former soldier who's Muslim that I stay in contact with, 10 years later.
He joined the Army after 9/11 and LOVES bacon and porn, pretty much like all the other soldiers of mine.
One day, one of his buddies was ribbing him about doing the whole Ramadan while eating a BLT. He said that if bacon causes him to not enter Heaven, he'll gladly go to the other place.
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at September 15, 2016 03:21 PM (rlfds)
What Clockboy has been doing for the last year:
http://tinyurl.com/hm49b66
And his JiDad is going to run for president of Sudan again.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 15, 2016 03:22 PM (kdS6q)
Some time this summer. June or July or somewhere in there.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 15, 2016 03:22 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at September 15, 2016 03:22 PM (60F48)
Posted by: D Hatert at September 15, 2016 03:23 PM (1H9ox)
Hahah!! You guys are totally cracking me up today.
Posted by: Max Power at September 15, 2016 03:23 PM (q177U)
Posted by: D. Trump at September 15, 2016 03:23 PM (NF2Bf)
Clockboy suffered just like the poor souls jumping to their deaths from 40 stories to escape the blazing inferno.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 15, 2016 03:23 PM (lKyWE)
What is it this time, Barry?
* listens *
No, I changed your tweet.
* listens *
Because it's not a good idea to compliment a teenage boy on his "cool cock".
* listens *
We're finished discussing this. Why don't you go see what's on TV? I think there are some My Little Pony reruns on.
Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at September 15, 2016 03:24 PM (57K5j)
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 15, 2016 03:24 PM (iFgwk)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 15, 2016 03:25 PM (mpXpK)
When we had one there was a place where this sort of frippery wouldn't cut it. You settled down and do what it took--actually did what it took, not played politics--or you failed. And failing meant you went back. Or your bones joined the soil.
There's no place to go. There's no pressure valve. America used to be that place for folks who got tired of the BS elsewhere to go make lives for themselves. Now it's just full of the same BS.
We need a frontier. Man, do I hope Prox b pans out.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, deplorably down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 15, 2016 03:25 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Clockmed Being 'Tutored' in Qatar at September 15, 2016 03:25 PM (/f6Nd)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 15, 2016 03:25 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: King Barack at September 15, 2016 03:25 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Skip at September 15, 2016 03:25 PM (8lPj5)
Posted by: josephistan at September 15, 2016 03:25 PM (7HtZB)
He's like a deaf person whose speech slowly deteriorates because there is no feedback. He will get worse and worse.
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 15, 2016 03:26 PM (iFgwk)
Even the wildly speculative _Lancet_ article purporting to total up war deaths in Iraq (lefty agitprop dressed up as "public health" and "epidemiology") didn't come up with numbers like 2M.
Posted by: torquewrench at September 15, 2016 03:26 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, deplorably down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 15, 2016 03:26 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: King Barack at September 15, 2016 03:26 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 15, 2016 03:26 PM (9ym/8)
And his JiDad is going to run for president of Sudan again.
Hopefully, this time he will win and take Ock Mud back with him.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 15, 2016 03:27 PM (IqV8l)
What Clockboy has been doing for the last year:
http://tinyurl.com/hm49b66
And his JiDad is going to run for president of Sudan again.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 15, 2016 03:22 PM (kdS6q)
I thought it was President of Afghanistan?
Then I remembered that Afghanistan was the Pulse Bar Massacre daddy.
BTE Has The FBI found his wife of the murderer yet? Famous But Incompetent!
Posted by: rd at September 15, 2016 03:27 PM (zIyYY)
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 15, 2016 03:24 PM (iFgwk)
We have standards, you know.
Posted by: Yemen Chamber of Commerce & Tourism at September 15, 2016 03:27 PM (7HtZB)
When we had one there was a place where this sort of frippery wouldn't cut it. You settled down and do what it took--actually did what it took, not played politics--or you failed. And failing meant you went back. Or your bones joined the soil.
There's no place to go. There's no pressure valve. America used to be that place for folks who got tired of the BS elsewhere to go make lives for themselves. Now it's just full of the same BS.
We need a frontier. Man, do I hope Prox b pans out.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, deplorably down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 15, 2016 03:25 PM (9krrF)
Maybe we should send Clock Boy to test the atmosphere on Mars. Later, he can have a pressure suit.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 15, 2016 03:27 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: grammie winger's deplorable basket at September 15, 2016 03:27 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Grump928(C) collects aphorisms, witticisms and sport's metaphors at September 15, 2016 03:27 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 15, 2016 03:27 PM (eI2Gj)
For all of nine months.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 15, 2016 03:26 PM (9ym/
Secret pregnancy.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 15, 2016 03:27 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist
He's a genius. Let him build his own. In situ.
From potatoes and such, I'm told they grow there...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, deplorably down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 15, 2016 03:28 PM (9krrF)
Qatar Foundation --- isn't perfect. Sure, he's away from the controversy
and getting a good education, but Mohamed says the Middle Eastern
country lacks opportunities to build things the way he used to be able
to in America. Mohamed misses his friends and was bored of desert's
monotonous landscape. He explained to the Post how, in Qatar, "not many kids play outside."
Qatar...isn't perfect....
lacks opportunities....
Gee, maybe he should hate-tweet about Qatar?
Posted by: Lizzy, deplorable but soldiering on, as women do at September 15, 2016 03:28 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Yemen Chamber of Commerce Tourism at September 15, 2016 03:27 PM (7HtZB)
===========================================
Trust me. They really don't.
Posted by: grammie winger's deplorable basket at September 15, 2016 03:28 PM (bpfzP)
If we actually killed that many in Iraq/Afghansitan, there would be no ISIS.
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at September 15, 2016 03:29 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 15, 2016 03:29 PM (1ZOkK)
Fuck yeah.
Posted by: jwest at September 15, 2016 03:29 PM (Zs4uk)
After September 11, Ahmed said, I got falsely accused, humiliated, and fingerprinted at age of 14.
Then he had lunch at the White House
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 15, 2016 03:30 PM (lKyWE)
It was funny. This past X-Mas at my old job the two people who decorated the office..........the two Muslim girls who worked there. One from Iraq and one from Jordan. I couldn't get past the irony.
And they did a good job too.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 15, 2016 03:30 PM (9ym/8)
to in America."
What, there aren't any old Radio Shack digital clocks in Qatar for him to ingeniously "build" by taking it out of its original case and putting into a different one?
Posted by: torquewrench at September 15, 2016 03:30 PM (noWW6)
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It's True! Evil Raaaacist Colonialist White Christians oppressed him by asking him about the clock. He will be a victim lashing out angrily at his oppressors.
Posted by: rd at September 15, 2016 03:30 PM (zIyYY)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, deplorably down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 15, 2016 03:25 PM (9krrF)
The frontier is when the debt bomb finally goes off.
$90 to $200 Trillion in unfunded liabilities that people are expecting that won't be paid - welcome to the new frontier!
No EBT cards!? - welcome to the new frontier!
Produce something of value or starve.....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 15, 2016 03:31 PM (587aW)
the Obamacare bill for his senate run. They pretend to be pro gun and
not at all liberal, but once they are in the power structure how often
do they really go against the liberal agenda?
Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2016 03:12 PM (z/Ubi)
Yep....but the ads work, unfortunately.
Although, I doubt Blunt will lose.
Posted by: Tami - Powering through being a Deplorable at September 15, 2016 03:31 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 15, 2016 03:31 PM (IqV8l)
Well, he is kinda dreamy!
Posted by: Rolling Stone at September 15, 2016 03:32 PM (NOIQH)
I call bullshit. IED explosives and semtex are much easier to get over there than here.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2016 03:32 PM (cHbIE)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 15, 2016 03:32 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 15, 2016 03:32 PM (eI2Gj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 15, 2016 03:32 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: grammie winger's deplorable basket at September 15, 2016 03:27 PM (bpfzP)
---
Yep, pretty much.
During Ramadan, he fasted during the day, so I had him work in the shop during the overnight hours, taking care of job orders, which was primarily running diagnostics on Bradleys and Abrams.
Clockboy couldn't lick the boots of this soldier.
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at September 15, 2016 03:32 PM (rlfds)
Weren't there only 15-20 million to begin with?
That would be one Hell of a genocide.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 15, 2016 03:32 PM (9ym/8)
Then he had lunch at the White House
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 15, 2016 03:30 PM (lKyWE)
And a rogering from Barry
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2016 03:33 PM (OE2ur)
Not only did we not do that, we elected a mohameddan who lets his pals out of Gitmo.
Posted by: navybrat at September 15, 2016 03:33 PM (w7KSn)
Shemp breathlessly waiting for Hillary to take the stage.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 15, 2016 03:32 PM (IqV8l)
I want to know who he's blackmailing at Fox.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 15, 2016 03:33 PM (1ZOkK)
Why is the press so hard on Dems?
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 15, 2016 03:33 PM (JRfji)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 15, 2016 03:33 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: SimonGruber at September 15, 2016 03:33 PM (rX06+)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 15, 2016 03:34 PM (eI2Gj)
________________________
Most likely the father.
He was running for the presidency of some shithole muzzie country. Sudan, IIRC. He was thick with the CAIR frauds, and the clock scam was right up their alley.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 15, 2016 03:34 PM (NnYnv)
Posted by: Mattie Ross at September 15, 2016 03:34 PM (7zkP4)
Posted by: Jim Carrey in Liar, Liar at September 15, 2016 03:34 PM (HtLSE)
Barry: Hey Ahmed, nice clock. The little hand goes here and the big hand goes...right...HERE!!!!! ohhhhhh
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2016 03:35 PM (OE2ur)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 15, 2016 03:35 PM (1ZOkK)
At 14 I hunted down the scum who killed my father. Clock Boy lacks true grit.
Posted by: Mattie Ross at September 15, 2016 03:34 PM (7zkP4)
Yeah, but you had the Duke on your side.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 15, 2016 03:35 PM (mpXpK)
______________
He also said he didn't really enjoy living in Qatar.
Imagine that. The muzzie didn't like the muzzie paradise.
Go figure.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 15, 2016 03:35 PM (NnYnv)
I'd like to see the list of "factories" in the Middle East. I know Iran builds some tractors and fake airplanes, but, other than that.........?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 15, 2016 03:36 PM (9ym/8)
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Not even close to true, but it would be a good start.
Posted by: Chi at September 15, 2016 03:36 PM (RKSjL)
My favorite part of the story is how many of the #StandwithAhmed folks
were also trying to #SaveDarfur a few years ago, not realizing that
Ahmed's father is literally one of the people they were trying to save
Darfur from.
Posted by: SimonGruber at September 15, 2016 03:33 PM (rX06+)
==========================================
Yeah, whatever happened to Darfur? Wasn't George Clooney big on the Darfur thing, or was that some other actor who hated Bush?
I guess Darfur must have recovered under Obama.
Posted by: grammie winger's deplorable basket at September 15, 2016 03:36 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Joe Mama at September 15, 2016 03:36 PM (nb0KL)
At 14 I hunted down the scum who killed my father. Clock Boy lacks true grit.
Posted by: Mattie Ross at September 15, 2016 03:34 PM (7zkP4)
But you had the help of a bold talking one eyed fat man
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 15, 2016 03:36 PM (lKyWE)
Huh. No demand for boxes with wires hanging out of them?
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 15, 2016 03:37 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 15, 2016 03:37 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 15, 2016 03:37 PM (P/aDH)
Oh right, to whine about being body-scanned and felt up by TSA on the day we remember the people who were horrifically killed, especially the ones who had the time and guts to fight back instead of whining, would make me a jerk.
Posted by: Rolling Stone at September 15, 2016 03:37 PM (NOIQH)
♫♫
If I had a box just for clock parts
And dreams that had never come true
That box would be empty, except for the memory
Of how they were dismantled by you
/zombie Jim Croce sings "Clockmed's Lament"
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 15, 2016 03:38 PM (wPiJc)
Scanning through clockboys twitter it looks like he's on track to become the muslim Neil deGrasse Tyson.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 15, 2016 03:37 PM (P/aDH)
So, he's aiming low.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 15, 2016 03:38 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: grammie winger's deplorable basket at September 15, 2016 03:38 PM (bpfzP)
Wasn't Clock Boy offered a scholarship to MIT??
Posted by: Jane D'oh
The Muslim Marconi's next Great Leap Forward?
Ahmed Mohamed
Gonna build a @LEGO_Group Robot! So excited.
[pic]
http://tinyurl.com/zcus7nl
"recommended for children aged 10+"
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 15, 2016 03:38 PM (kdS6q)
________________________
Most likely the father.
He got passed around like a cheerleader at homecoming.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2016 03:39 PM (cHbIE)
Looks like the Beast has been recharged and wearing a coat made of skittles.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2016 03:39 PM (OE2ur)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 15, 2016 03:39 PM (1ZOkK)
(I just realized why Obama identified with him.)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 15, 2016 03:39 PM (SRKgf)
I missed the first part.
He just said women shouldn't need prescriptions for birth control.
The best birth control - eliminate all of the free crap which the country can't afford anyways.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 15, 2016 03:39 PM (587aW)
Posted by: more compelling news at September 15, 2016 03:39 PM (2WoCi)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3791095/
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3791041/
Posted by: JEM at September 15, 2016 03:40 PM (TppKb)
_______________________
And why do they lack those opportunities? Because they're muslim countries, and they don't believe in the freedoms that you took for granted when you lived here.
The same freedoms that you and your father and his muzzie brethren are trying to destroy in the U.S.
The irony. It burns.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 15, 2016 03:40 PM (NnYnv)
Posted by: Dang Deplorable at September 15, 2016 03:40 PM (k0G44)
Isn't that the $14K one she wore for big big speech on income inequality?
Posted by: Lizzy, deplorable but soldiering on, as women do at September 15, 2016 03:40 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 15, 2016 03:40 PM (eI2Gj)
Posted by: Harcourt Fenton Clockmudd at September 15, 2016 03:41 PM (IqV8l)
Darfur vanished from the news upon Obama's election with the same startling speed with which the collapsed unconscious Hillary was "rehydrated".
Posted by: torquewrench at September 15, 2016 03:41 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 15, 2016 03:41 PM (XIVqx)
[pic]
http://tinyurl.com/zcus7nl
"recommended for children aged 10+"
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 15, 2016 03:38 PM (kdS6q)
Little chickenshit isn't even going to wear a suicide vest. He's going to assemble a robot kit to do it for him.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 15, 2016 03:41 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Dang Deplorable at September 15, 2016 03:41 PM (k0G44)
I see a future for Ragey Clock Boy as a suicide bomber.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
His grades and boards are weak. He'll need some activities and a killer essay to get in.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 15, 2016 03:42 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Skip at September 15, 2016 03:42 PM (8lPj5)
Hillary speaking live now. Waiting for worms to start falling from her mouth.
Posted by: Dang Deplorable at September 15, 2016 03:40 PM (k0G44)
LIVE????!!
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 15, 2016 03:42 PM (587aW)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 15, 2016 03:39 PM (1ZOkK)
..............
It's all fun and games until she blows a gasket.
Posted by: wth at September 15, 2016 03:42 PM (HgMAr)
"Not On My Watch" yard signs and bumper stickers. You could put them right next to your "Free Tibet" ones.
Posted by: tu3031 at September 15, 2016 03:42 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2016 03:07 PM (OE2ur)
Easy threadwinner.
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at September 15, 2016 03:42 PM (Iy6JT)
Has someone now gone up to pat her on the back and say "It's alright; You can continue now."?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke-redeemed at September 15, 2016 03:42 PM (EnGQE)
Posted by: msm at September 15, 2016 03:43 PM (nyYhO)
Posted by: Bandersnatch's Ottoman at September 15, 2016 03:43 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 15, 2016 03:43 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 15, 2016 03:42 PM (587aW)
...........
Well, lifelike.
Posted by: wth at September 15, 2016 03:43 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Dang Deplorable at September 15, 2016 03:44 PM (k0G44)
Posted by: Azathoth at September 15, 2016 03:44 PM (5WUYo)
Which Milo cattily reviewed.
Posted by: Chupacabra at September 15, 2016 03:44 PM (ybmra)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 15, 2016 03:42 PM (587aW)
...........
Well, lifelike.
Posted by: wth
Like the animatronics at Chuck E Cheese?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2016 03:44 PM (cHbIE)
Posted by: Hillary "Picture of Health" Clinton at September 15, 2016 03:45 PM (RD7QR)
The Beast said she can afford to take a couple of days off but millions of Americans can't. Is that why 94 million of them have every day off?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2016 03:45 PM (OE2ur)
Posted by: Dang Deplorable at September 15, 2016 03:45 PM (k0G44)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2016 03:45 PM (cHbIE)
Posted by: Patton Oswalt, not a smart man at September 15, 2016 03:45 PM (2WoCi)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 15, 2016 03:42 PM (587aW)
...........
Well, lifelike.
Posted by: wth
Like the animatronics at Chuck E Cheese?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2016 03:44 PM (cHbIE)
Someone should try flashing a red light in her eyes at 11 Hertz.
Hey, it worked in "Andromeda Strain."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 15, 2016 03:45 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 15, 2016 03:45 PM (1ZOkK)
Woa, a Lego robot! Can't wait to see his med school application, a successful run of "Operation"
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo
Remove wrenched ankle.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 15, 2016 03:45 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 15, 2016 03:45 PM (587aW)
Posted by: Patton Oswalt, not a smart man at September 15, 2016 03:45 PM (2WoCi)
Is she powering through it?
Inquiring minds want to know.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 15, 2016 03:46 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Dang Deplorable at September 15, 2016 03:46 PM (k0G44)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 15, 2016 03:46 PM (eI2Gj)
I guess Darfur must have recovered under Obama.
Posted by: grammie winger's deplorable basket at September 15, 2016 03:36 PM (bpfzP)
IIRC they were all "Free Tibet" too until Obama treated the Dalai Lama like an uninvited door-to-door salesman.
Posted by: stace...TEXIT at September 15, 2016 03:46 PM (ozZau)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 15, 2016 03:46 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: spypeach at September 15, 2016 03:46 PM (nyYhO)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2016 03:47 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Dang Deplorable at September 15, 2016 03:47 PM (k0G44)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2016 03:47 PM (2PHKP)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 15, 2016 03:47 PM (587aW)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 15, 2016 03:47 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 15, 2016 03:42 PM (587aW)
...........
Well, lifelike.
Posted by: wth at September 15, 2016 03:43 PM (HgMAr)<<<
Meh. She's totally unbelievable.
Posted by: Abe Lincoln, from Disney World's Hall of Presidents at September 15, 2016 03:47 PM (H9MG5)
"Boehner, who retired from the House last year, is now a director at Reynolds American, Inc."
Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 15, 2016 03:48 PM (aW5/6)
Scanning through clockboys twitter it looks like he's on track to become the muslim Neil deGrasse Tyson.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 15, 2016 03:37 PM (P/aDH)
Lots of mispellings?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 15, 2016 03:48 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Dang Deplorable at September 15, 2016 03:49 PM (k0G44)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 15, 2016 03:42 PM (587aW)
...........
Well, lifelike.
Posted by: wth at September 15, 2016 03:43 PM (HgMAr)<<<
Shit, you call THAT lifelike?
Posted by: Zombie Madame Tussaud at September 15, 2016 03:49 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: grammie winger's deplorable basket at September 15, 2016 03:36 PM (bpfzP)
Now George has the Darfur killers living on his doorstep in Lake Como. I imagine Clooney is staying in one of his hundred other houses for the time being ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 15, 2016 03:49 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: tu3031 at September 15, 2016 03:49 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 15, 2016 03:49 PM (JRfji)
This is why Trump is a thing.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 15, 2016 03:49 PM (eI2Gj)
_________________
She has gas and can't relieve herself while sitting on those hard cushions.
Posted by: Deplorable Adirondack Patriot at September 15, 2016 03:49 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 15, 2016 03:49 PM (PjWy4)
I was wondering why my RAI stock's been tapering off the last couple of months.
Posted by: mystery solved at September 15, 2016 03:49 PM (2WoCi)
Posted by: Dang Deplorable at September 15, 2016 03:50 PM (k0G44)
Posted by: torquewrench at September 15, 2016 03:41 PM (noWW6)
Is that where all the homeless people and grim milestones were?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 15, 2016 03:50 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Skip at September 15, 2016 03:50 PM (8lPj5)
Hmm, is she saying I might be dying but I'll do my best?
Posted by: spypeach at September 15, 2016 03:50 PM (nyYhO)
Who is she calling boy?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2016 03:50 PM (OE2ur)
Trump yesterday: "Now the cars are made in Mexico and you can't drink the water in Flint."
He wins.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 15, 2016 03:50 PM (1ZOkK)
Time to form an organization "Americans against NCAA Slavery."
It'll go nicely with my "American Black Children in Educational Chains" group I've created for my educational videos.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 15, 2016 03:50 PM (587aW)
Posted by: tu3031 at September 15, 2016 03:49 PM (qJhUV)
The "Mars Attacks!" cadence
Posted by: josephistan at September 15, 2016 03:51 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Dang Deplorable at September 15, 2016 03:50 PM (k0G44)
She ain't in no ways tahrd.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2016 03:51 PM (OE2ur)
Posted by: spypeach at September 15, 2016 03:46 PM (nyYhO)
................
Her special injection should wear off shortly.
Posted by: wth at September 15, 2016 03:51 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Screechy McScreechface at September 15, 2016 03:51 PM (7zkP4)
That's why she won't drink water! Solidarity, comrades!
Posted by: josephistan at September 15, 2016 03:52 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Jinx the Deplorable at September 15, 2016 03:52 PM (xnN7n)
Posted by: Skip at September 15, 2016 03:52 PM (8lPj5)
Is she outside? In the HEAT?
Posted by: wth at September 15, 2016 03:52 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 15, 2016 03:52 PM (eI2Gj)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 15, 2016 03:50 PM (587aW)
Chains, you say?
Posted by: Harry "the Strangler" Reid at September 15, 2016 03:52 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: oddknot still frets
He won't. If what he gets is less than 2 million dollars, I'll be very surprised.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 15, 2016 03:52 PM (kfcYC)
You know he wanders in around 10-10:30, makes himself a drink from his office mini-bar, sets down at this desk and watches porn. Then around 3:00 he grabs his satchel and heads out the door telling his sec' to take his messages.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 15, 2016 03:52 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: tu3031 at September 15, 2016 03:08 PM (qJhUV)
He couldn't take it.
Posted by: gNewt....forever censored at September 15, 2016 03:52 PM (KkliO)
Posted by: torquewrench at September 15, 2016 03:41 PM (noWW6)
But even faster than either were the reports of American military deaths in Iraq and Afghanistan, which shot through the roof under Barky (setting records) but totally disappeared from the news the day Barky started his occupation of the Oval Office.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 15, 2016 03:53 PM (zc3Db)
Oh, and these horrible victimizations always come in the form of "dirty looks" or "sidelong glances."
I'll say this for the US Muzzies though....They learn quick.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 15, 2016 03:53 PM (JkcW7)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 15, 2016 03:53 PM (JRfji)
Posted by: Skip at September 15, 2016 03:53 PM (8lPj5)
No, because we got 'em before they had a chance to do anything.
(Btw, the two million number is horseshit. Even counting all the Muslim on Muslim killings, which were the considerable majority, that figure is off by at least an order of magnitude.)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 15, 2016 03:53 PM (SRKgf)
_____________________
How can that be? She popped up, fresh as a spring daisy 90 minutes after collapsing?
Guess that sidewalk charade raises more questions than answers?
Posted by: Deplorable Adirondack Patriot at September 15, 2016 03:53 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: wth at September 15, 2016 03:54 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Harry "the Strangler" Reid at September 15, 2016 03:52 PM (RD7QR)
You'll love the image of black children in chains tied to a blackboard, Harry. Love it!
Oh, Hillary. "We don't need a showman for President."
Yeah, that worked so well for McCain in 2008.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 15, 2016 03:54 PM (587aW)
Posted by: dananjcon at September 15, 2016 03:15 PM (NpXoL)
At least those are normal looking pant suits, not the Housecoat Smocks from Hell that's she's been wearing lately.
Posted by: White heterosexual Christian men
I like the one with the detachable pot holders.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 15, 2016 03:54 PM (kfcYC)
Posted by: FireHorse at September 15, 2016 03:00 PM (jJ6Ws)
Goatshit most likely.
Posted by: Killerdog at September 15, 2016 03:54 PM (vR8T5)
Posted by: gNewt....forever censored at September 15, 2016 03:54 PM (KkliO)
Posted by: Sphynx at September 15, 2016 03:54 PM (OZmbA)
I have to see if she can walk off alone by herself.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 15, 2016 03:55 PM (587aW)
"When I hear about a boy in Flint that can't drink the water, that get's me going...."
Let them drink Gatorade
Posted by: Marie Clintonette at September 15, 2016 03:55 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: redbanzai at September 15, 2016 03:55 PM (rAIG/)
Posted by: spypeach at September 15, 2016 03:46 PM (nyYhO)
First time anyone ever put a seat belt on a podium.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 15, 2016 03:55 PM (SRKgf)
DailyKos liveblog of The Dark One's speech:
"Its great to be back on the campaign trail. As you may know, I recently had a cough that turned out to be pneumonia. I tried to power through it, but even I had to finally admit I needed to take a few days off. Sitting at home was pretty much the last place I wanted to be. Turns out having a few days by myself was exactly where I needed to be."
https://t.co/Q7FIGgavj6
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 15, 2016 03:55 PM (kdS6q)
________________________________
Looks like we have some more work to do to ensure Achmed isn't considered a liar.
Posted by: Deplorable Adirondack Patriot at September 15, 2016 03:55 PM (4AVeu)
How many pickle jars has she opened?
Posted by: modern health diagnostics at September 15, 2016 03:56 PM (2WoCi)
Posted by: Azathoth at September 15, 2016 03:44 PM (5WUYo)"
I'm almost finding this hard to believe but two polls in a row. I had VA and CO written off... maybe not.
Or Hillary is just so bad and people are coming they can live with a Donald Trump that plays the straight man instead of the loose cannon.
Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at September 15, 2016 03:56 PM (Uy8SG)
haircut. I wonder how long she will actually be able to stand-up and
speak.
Posted by: spypeach at September 15, 2016 03:46 PM (nyYhO)<<<
Maybe she had a bad batch injected before her 9/11 appearance?
Posted by: Abe Lincoln, from Disney World's Hall of Presidents at September 15, 2016 03:56 PM (H9MG5)
Like $19.5 US Trillion in debt.
****** ****
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 15, 2016 03:56 PM (587aW)
Posted by: Chupacabra at September 15, 2016 03:56 PM (ybmra)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 15, 2016 03:56 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Bill in Chappaqua at September 15, 2016 03:56 PM (7zkP4)
One way to keep 'em in school, I guess.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 15, 2016 03:56 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: spypeach at September 15, 2016 03:56 PM (nyYhO)
Why is the press so hard on Dems?
Posted by: Make America Great Again
She spent and hour and 45 minutes staring at the test pattern. She thought it was a western.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 15, 2016 03:56 PM (kfcYC)
Posted by: Skip at September 15, 2016 03:57 PM (8lPj5)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2016 03:57 PM (/tuJf)
Yes, Hillary We know that you campaign schedule was grueling just grueling even before your..uh....pneumonia
Posted by: FenelonSpoke-redeemed at September 15, 2016 03:57 PM (EnGQE)
MO is +13 for Trump
Arkansas is +28 for Trump (yes, you read that right)
Posted by: Azathoth at September 15, 2016 03:57 PM (5WUYo)
Posted by: Chupacabra at September 15, 2016 03:56 PM (ybmra)
..............
She's graduated to a wheelchair.
Posted by: wth at September 15, 2016 03:57 PM (HgMAr)
♫♫
Come and listen to a story bout a boy, Clockmed
Poor Texas lad barely kept his family fed
And then one day he was messing with a box
And up from the bottom came the pieces of a clock.
Second hands
Circuit boards
LED lights
Well the next thing you know Clock-meds an engineer
His dad tells him "Son! Get on out of here."
He said back in Qatar, is where you ought to be
So they hopped on a plane, flew back to the Middle East.
Burkhas
'Splodey vests
Harems
Now it's time to say goodbye to Clockmed and his kin
They would like to thank you all for kindly stopping in
You're all invited back next week to this locality
To have a heaping helping of his Clock stupidity!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 15, 2016 03:58 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 15, 2016 03:58 PM (1ZOkK)
lol
Posted by: Stateless Infidel
That and an SS agent under each arm.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 15, 2016 03:58 PM (kfcYC)
Posted by: gNewt....forever censored at September 15, 2016 03:58 PM (KkliO)
Posted by: him at September 15, 2016 03:58 PM (epLyw)
What does she have against LBgtS?
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 15, 2016 03:53 PM (JRfji)
Yes, she ought to boycott the whole state for the election and not accept any votes from it
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2016 03:58 PM (493sH)
-
I went to an animatronic dinosaur show last weekend. They were lifelike, too. Of course, they've only been dead 100 million years.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 15, 2016 03:58 PM (Nwg0u)
Sitting at home is exactly where you need to be the rest of your days. Both of them.
Apparently "power through" is this week's operative phrase from the Central Committee, joining "robust" and "vibrant" as approved usage.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 15, 2016 03:59 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 15, 2016 03:59 PM (JRfji)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 15, 2016 03:59 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke-redeemed at September 15, 2016 04:00 PM (EnGQE)
lol
Posted by: Stateless Infidel
That and an SS agent under each arm.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 15, 2016 03:58 PM (kfcYC)
Plus jumper cables.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 15, 2016 04:00 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: gNewt....forever censored at September 15, 2016 04:00 PM (KkliO)
Should your staff yell in your ear about him next time you spaz?
Posted by: Tami - Powering through being a Deplorable at September 15, 2016 04:00 PM (Enq6K)
They would like to thank you all for kindly stopping in
You're all invited back next week to this locality
To have a heaping helping of his Clock stupidity!
Perfect
Posted by: JoeF. at September 15, 2016 04:00 PM (JkcW7)
Posted by: spypeach at September 15, 2016 04:00 PM (nyYhO)
Posted by: gNewt....forever censored at September 15, 2016 03:58 PM (KkliO)
.............
Quick, give her a glass of water to spit into!
Posted by: wth at September 15, 2016 04:00 PM (HgMAr)
lol
Posted by: Stateless Infidel
What? Is she going to become a Republican, to protest the gross mismanagement of that Democrat stronghold?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 15, 2016 04:01 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Skip at September 15, 2016 04:01 PM (8lPj5)
MO is +13 for Trump
Arkansas is +28 for Trump (yes, you read that right)
Hope. Mena. Hot Springs.
They must really hate Clinton.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2016 04:01 PM (cHbIE)
They would like to thank you all for kindly stopping in
You're all invited back next week to this locality
To have a heaping helping of his Clock stupidity!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 15, 2016 03:58 PM (wPiJc)
Your talents are wasted on that whole medical doctor thing.
Posted by: Tami - Powering through being a Deplorable at September 15, 2016 04:01 PM (Enq6K)
******
"Bring forth the Holy Putty Knife of Antioch!"
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 15, 2016 04:02 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: gNewt....forever censored at September 15, 2016 03:58 PM (KkliO)
I AIN'T NO WAYS PTUI!
Posted by: Hillary "Picture of Health" Clinton at September 15, 2016 04:02 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 15, 2016 04:02 PM (JRfji)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 15, 2016 03:56 PM (kfcYC)
"Longest goddamn credits I've ever seen ..." /Hillary mumbling to herself
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 15, 2016 04:02 PM (SRKgf)
When I hear about a boy in Flint that can't drink the water, that get's me going...." lol Posted by: Stateless Infidel
Trump has her dancing to his fiddle doesn't he
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 15, 2016 04:02 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Skip at September 15, 2016 04:03 PM (8lPj5)
"Here's my promise to you: I'm going to close my campaign the way I began my career. Focusing on the children," on the future. "From now until November 8, every where I go I'm going to talk about my ideas for our country."
"Good evening Mount Sinai Hospital! Great to be here again!"
*Woof woof woof*
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 15, 2016 04:03 PM (kdS6q)
When I hear about a boy in Flint that can't drink the water, that get's me going...." lol Posted by: Stateless Infidel
Trump has her dancing to his fiddle doesn't he
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 15, 2016 04:02 PM (lKyWE)
Depends on how hot it is.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 15, 2016 04:04 PM (RD7QR)
"Here's my promise to you: I'm going to close my campaign the way I began my career.
With a blowjob?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 15, 2016 04:05 PM (lKyWE)
................
That's the cure for pneumonia dontcha know.
Posted by: wth at September 15, 2016 04:05 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 15, 2016 04:05 PM (JRfji)
-
High crimes and misdemeanors?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 15, 2016 04:07 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Pug Mahon of the Clan Deplorable at September 15, 2016 04:20 PM (RwwCT)
"Here's my promise to you: I'm going to close my campaign the way I began my career.
____________________________
You're going to fail the D.C bar exam again?
You're going to be fired for unethical behavior?
You're going to scam real estate investors out of their life savings?
You're going to drive a savings and loan into bankruptcy?
You're going to destroy a law firm?
You're going to defend a child rapist?
Wow. Thanks for the heads up. Now we know what the next Clinton presidency will look like.
Posted by: Deplorable Adirondack Patriot at September 15, 2016 04:58 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Jprs at September 15, 2016 06:01 PM (v6xJE)
Posted by: Alana at September 15, 2016 06:05 PM (WlfOv)
Posted by: Alana at September 15, 2016 06:33 PM (WlfOv)
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