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Hillary Collapses in Public
And given all her aides and body-men crowding around her to protect her should she fall, it seems like this is a frequent occurrence.
See vids below. Update: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse makes a good point: If someone was unsteady on their feet and needed to be propped up, then buckled and fell, wouldn't you take that person to the hospital? You would -- unless this was a fairly frequent occurrence you had just gotten used to dealing with in-house. Media Covering Up: But of course. Ignore the "Squeezing Fingers" Update from Before: Rusty Nail and Neidermeyer's Dead Horse are telling me this is out of context. O. M. G.:It shows her doing her best to grit her teeth and work hard even with pneumonia. And it's humanizing, relatable.
— Josh Barro (@jbarro) September 11, 2016
#Hillary could not stand. Needed pillar and staffer's "medical carry" for support. #HillarysHealth pic.twitter.com/n2tRpRDILa
— John Cardillo (@johncardillo) September 11, 2016
Hillary Clinton 9/11 NYC pic.twitter.com/q9YnsjTxss
— Zdenek Gazda (@zgazda66) September 11, 2016
@Berger960 @costareports @zgazda66 https://t.co/gCcZefLqjW
— Infusion (@nth_infusion) September 11, 2016
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 11, 2016 06:07 PM (y8GsO)
Posted by: GuyfromNH at September 11, 2016 06:08 PM (5zfq1)
Posted by: F ox2! at September 11, 2016 06:08 PM (r5k3Z)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 11, 2016 06:08 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: bo at September 11, 2016 06:08 PM (eZG4P)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, Deplorable and Irredeemable at September 11, 2016 06:08 PM (We4TP)
Posted by: Memories at September 11, 2016 06:08 PM (mwcEF)
Posted by: GrandMa Bell at September 11, 2016 06:08 PM (RLdcX)
Posted by: socalcon at September 11, 2016 06:08 PM (UXScn)
Posted by: Clarney at September 11, 2016 06:08 PM (dgO4h)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, Deplorable and Irredeemable at September 11, 2016 06:08 PM (We4TP)
She doesn't have pneumonia. Gimme a break.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 06:09 PM (8LCz6)
Posted by: bubba at September 11, 2016 06:09 PM (5wSNN)
Hillary may have abandoned me, but I will never abandon you.
Posted by: Hillary's Right Shoe at September 11, 2016 06:09 PM (nFdGS)
https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/775056668694487041
Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2016 06:09 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 06:09 PM (8LCz6)
Posted by: Massive Head Wound Hillary at September 11, 2016 06:09 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: fluffy at September 11, 2016 06:10 PM (eiFlk)
Amphetamines, vitamins, cocaine, and horse tranq.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 11, 2016 06:10 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: Clarney at September 11, 2016 06:10 PM (dgO4h)
Hillary may have abandoned me, but I will never abandon you.
Posted by: Hillary's Right Shoe
2012: Obama's presidency - empty chair
2016: Hillary's potential presidency - empty shoe
Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2016 06:10 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: redenzo at September 11, 2016 06:10 PM (5wSNN)
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 06:11 PM (8LCz6)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 11, 2016 06:11 PM (kdS6q)
IT IS THE SAME VIDEO FROM THE SAME ANGLE.
They just cropped in on the frame. Get a clue, folks.
Posted by: Dang at September 11, 2016 06:11 PM (k0G44)
One thing that stands out about that photo of her reading her Blackberry: She is wearing dark glasses indoors.
Posted by: fluffy at September 11, 2016 06:11 PM (eiFlk)
Igor, throw another 50000 volts at the medulla oblongata.
Posted by: Slick Willy Frankenstein at September 11, 2016 06:11 PM (UYeqi)
Posted by: Tami at September 11, 2016 06:12 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: wytshus at September 11, 2016 06:12 PM (EVi2J)
The Arquette brother who pretended he was a woman is mort.
Wiki actually refers to him as "her" and "she." It's pathetic.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 06:12 PM (8LCz6)
Someone below asked, "body double?"
No long-term security in THAT job!
One Vince Foster special comin' right up!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 11, 2016 06:12 PM (BK3ZS)
She has TIAs (mini strokes)
Confusion
Memory loss
Concussion
Huma researched Provigil, which is used to help control seizures
As after affects of her strokes she has seizure and pneumonia
Release ALL her brain CTs
Posted by: ThunderB at September 11, 2016 06:12 PM (N2xeQ)
What does it mean if her phlegm sprouts legs?
Posted by: Clarney at September 11, 2016 06:10 PM
She'll look like yesterday's carrots.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 11, 2016 06:13 PM (IqV8l)
Friday, it sure took them a whole lotta hours to announce that.
That's the cover story?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2016 06:13 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 06:13 PM (8LCz6)
Posted by: bjk at September 11, 2016 06:13 PM (rA+QN)
How much longer will the nation allow this farce to go on. It is obvious to all but the truly dumb and left wing that The FAB is physically unqualified to be President or tell the the truth.
Any Trolls come here to day to defend her?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 11, 2016 06:13 PM (hN38n)
Posted by: Clinton Daily Emergency Response Team at September 11, 2016 06:14 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 11, 2016 06:14 PM (gwG9s)
What are we supposed to think when every time in the past she had a health issue we got weeks of the run around on it?
Her first instinct is to lie about everything.
Posted by: stace...TEXIT at September 11, 2016 06:14 PM (ozZau)
Now I don't think so. Reports are that she left early because she felt ill. The end.
This won't change many minds.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 11, 2016 06:14 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: That guy who used to yell, "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!" at September 11, 2016 06:14 PM (k0G44)
Frankly i would be shocked if she doesnt also have vascular dementia
Posted by: ThunderB at September 11, 2016 06:14 PM (N2xeQ)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at September 11, 2016 06:14 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: bjk at September 11, 2016 06:13 PM (rA+QN)
Why not just shoot everyone with cameras?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 11, 2016 06:14 PM (hN38n)
** types **
** deletes **
Posted by: fluffy at September 11, 2016 06:10 PM (eiFlk)
Like Trump on Twitter today....
Nice restraint....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 11, 2016 06:15 PM (uFqpT)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at September 11, 2016 06:15 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: madamemayhem at September 11, 2016 06:15 PM (WPm3x)
Posted by: That guy who used to yell, "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!" at September 11, 2016 06:14 PM (k0G44)
Release the Hounds!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 11, 2016 06:15 PM (hN38n)
Posted by: PaleRider at September 11, 2016 06:15 PM (Jen0I)
Posted by: t-bird at September 11, 2016 06:15 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Hillary! at September 11, 2016 06:15 PM (0mRoj)
Didja also notice that they appear to have had her propped against that bollard while the SUV pulled up?
Posted by: Zapp Branigan at September 11, 2016 06:15 PM (pInIV)
Posted by: bjk at September 11, 2016 06:13 PM (rA+QN)
Maybe that was on purpose?
Posted by: Moki at September 11, 2016 06:15 PM (VnCI9)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 11, 2016 06:16 PM (N2xeQ)
Fucking Jew bastards.
Posted by: Hillary! at September 11, 2016 06:16 PM (97XyN)
I think it's more likely she is still suffering from botox poisoning from a few years ago. I dunno, just talking outta my ass. But she ain't no got no pneumonia.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 06:16 PM (8LCz6)
Posted by: James Comey at September 11, 2016 06:16 PM (k0G44)
Posted by: Weasel at September 11, 2016 06:16 PM (Px4PF)
I bet this is her excuse to get out of the debates.
Posted by: Czar Peter at September 11, 2016 06:16 PM (qaWk6)
Apparently her media gaggle was prevented from following her as she left the 9/11 event - didn't account for citizens videoing it.
Also, her media gaggle was not told any details about her after she left, such as location and state of health, for 90 minutes.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2016 06:16 PM (NOIQH)
The secret service did that well. This was an emergency, so the car wasn't waiting for her. They had a wide perimeter around her until the car got there and then they collapsed in around her.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 11, 2016 06:16 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: 80's music fan at September 11, 2016 06:17 PM (PHcLa)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 11, 2016 06:17 PM (N2xeQ)
Posted by: Morgan Fairchild at September 11, 2016 06:17 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 11, 2016 06:17 PM (hN38n)
Posted by: Mortimer at September 11, 2016 06:17 PM (QmR/V)
I speculated that she did not have the energy or stamina to do a Presidential campaign run in 2008.
Now, 8 years later and 8 years older, she is not in better shape.
The reason the Media covers for her is not just Anti-Trump, or Historic First Woman President first.
It is to propagate continuation of the corporatist - fascist government we have had for some years now.
These are the instructions that the Media is to follow, no matter what. It would have been the same or worse if Ted Cruz or Marco Rubio were the nominee instead of Trump.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...deplorable American at September 11, 2016 06:17 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at September 11, 2016 06:18 PM (MH6J6)
Alternate post title:
Woman's Health Care Is Underfunded In The USA...And Global Warming...And Trump
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 06:18 PM (8LCz6)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 11, 2016 06:18 PM (N2xeQ)
Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2016 06:18 PM (0G2eQ)
Posted by: Grandmalcaesar at September 11, 2016 06:18 PM (LbbJZ)
Posted by: donna at September 11, 2016 06:19 PM (O2RFr)
Pneumonia is a symptom, not a disease unto itself. What does she really have?
Also, she's not being helped into the van. She is GONE by the time they open the doors for her. The agents try to "Weekend at Bernies" her unconscious body into the van, then trip over her. Every time I watch it it looks worse.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 11, 2016 06:19 PM (S2VsH)
No seriously, wtf is wrong with this woman that she is still hell bound and determined to be President?
Posted by: madamemayhem at September 11, 2016 06:15 PM (WPm3x)
Her desire to exact horrible bloody revenge against those deplorables is a powerful motivator.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 11, 2016 06:19 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: ace at September 11, 2016 06:19 PM (dciA+)
You cannot diagnose pneumonia w/o imaging. You need to see the inside of the lungs.
How did they do it in the "old days?"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 11, 2016 06:19 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 11, 2016 06:18 PM (N2xeQ)
I am certain she does as she readily admits she has memory lapses
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 11, 2016 06:19 PM (hN38n)
Posted by: bjk at September 11, 2016 06:13 PM (rA+QN)
Maybe that was on purpose?
Maybe. Being on that detail's gotta be hell.
Posted by: tu3031 at September 11, 2016 06:19 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2016 06:20 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 11, 2016 06:20 PM (T/cxb)
We've secretly switched Hilary Clinton's breakfast vodka for valu rite. Now let's see if she can tell the difference...
Posted by: Announcer at September 11, 2016 11:54 AM (scfNY)
Posted by: RushBabe at September 11, 2016 06:20 PM (YeKKY)
Posted by: t-bird at September 11, 2016 06:20 PM (9mTYi)
She's sacrificing herself for public service!
Thanks to Donald Trump and the patriarchy in this country, Hillary Clinton refused to seek proper treatment and allow her health to derail her historic candidacy.
Posted by: the narrative tomorrow at September 11, 2016 06:20 PM (8LCz6)
One minute you look death warmed over.
Five minutes later you are playing hopscotch and double dutch.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 11, 2016 06:20 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 11, 2016 06:20 PM (ODxAs)
What'll it be then?
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 11, 2016 06:20 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 11, 2016 06:20 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 11, 2016 06:20 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: The deplorables at September 11, 2016 06:20 PM (K3F/8)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo of the basket of Deplorables at September 11, 2016 06:20 PM (4+VII)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 11, 2016 06:20 PM (5FIxt)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 11, 2016 06:19 PM (IqV8l)
Usually after they buried you
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 11, 2016 06:20 PM (hN38n)
Posted by: Kevin C at September 11, 2016 06:20 PM (9khZC)
And the seizure usnt really the issue
Its whats csusing it, which in her case, is TIAs, strokes
Shes hot a bad brain
Posted by: ThunderB at September 11, 2016 06:21 PM (N2xeQ)
Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2016 06:21 PM (0G2eQ)
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at September 11, 2016 06:21 PM (N9gZs)
toddstarnes
Did anyone in the Clinton press pool notice that she went to the doctor on Friday?
...And not report it.
Good question.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 11, 2016 06:21 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Grandmalcaesar at September 11, 2016 06:21 PM (LbbJZ)
Friday, it sure took them a whole lotta hours to announce that.
That's the cover story?
.
.
.
.Right....diagnosed with pneumonia Friday morning and jet setted off to do a fund raiser and insult 25 million Americans on Friday night with zero ill effects.
She has some extremely serious neurological issues. Pneumonia does not cause your entire body to fall apart like hers did and have to be literally dragged to the van. Epilepsy does though, some kind of seizure disorder is going on with her.
That plus these guys knew exactly what to do sort of like they have done this before.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 11, 2016 06:21 PM (iONHu)
Posted by: bjk at September 11, 2016 06:21 PM (rA+QN)
Posted by: t-bird at September 11, 2016 06:22 PM (9mTYi)
A guess?
Just about everything she's done is to get herself elected as the first woman president. I think she wants to hold on long enough to be elected. It would be historic, she could die knowing she had at least accomplished that.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2016 06:22 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: USA at September 11, 2016 06:22 PM (FVvi+)
Posted by: donna at September 11, 2016 06:22 PM (O2RFr)
It looks as if she is being laid out on the floor of the van.
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 11, 2016 06:22 PM (3hIZX)
She has garlic in her soul
Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2016 06:22 PM (0G2eQ)
Posted by: Grandmalcaesar
The big concrete phalli that surround buildings/sidewalks/etc to prevent vehicles from getting past.
Because of the patriarchy!
Posted by: Oedipus at September 11, 2016 06:22 PM (CXLVd)
Posted by: Colin at September 11, 2016 06:22 PM (hIWCG)
And WTF was the metallic object that fell out of her pant leg?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 11, 2016 06:22 PM (WlGX+)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 11, 2016 06:22 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at September 11, 2016 06:22 PM (zqFM9)
Posted by: t-bird
-----------
Pneumonia plus a heartfelt desire, nay, a drive to serve the people. She's sacrificing everything for us.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 11, 2016 06:22 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Mortimer at September 11, 2016 06:23 PM (QmR/V)
Posted by: bjk at September 11, 2016 06:23 PM (rA+QN)
Posted by: the narrative tomorrow at September 11, 2016 06:23 PM (8LCz6)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 11, 2016 06:23 PM (WlGX+)
Why was a sick candidate left standing on a curb without detail by her side?
BTW, the Secret Service is already on defense, tweeting that they never broke with protocol.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 11, 2016 06:23 PM (SEXy3)
You say pneumonia, I say Parkinson's.
Exhaustion, syphilis, pneumonia, Parkinson's - let's call the whole thing "off".
Posted by: Dang at September 11, 2016 06:23 PM (k0G44)
Starter motor for her vibrator's gas engine.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 11, 2016 06:23 PM (T/cxb)
Right on Cruz. Wrong on Rubio. He's one of theirs.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 11, 2016 06:23 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 11, 2016 06:22 PM (WlGX+)
*****
I'm guessing her....eewww....catheter.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, Deplorable and Irredeemable at September 11, 2016 06:24 PM (KcI5m)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 11, 2016 06:24 PM (hN38n)
Posted by: washrivergal madly and deeply deplorable at September 11, 2016 06:24 PM (Z80Ib)
That is a good question.
I'd like to know if her trip to Chappaqua was previously announced.
If not previously announced, it lends credence to the idea that she has a serious medical problem.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 11, 2016 06:24 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 11, 2016 06:24 PM (+b2T3)
Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2016 06:24 PM (0G2eQ)
We've fallen so far, I'm afraid we are gone.
Posted by: redenzo at September 11, 2016 06:24 PM (5wSNN)
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at September 11, 2016 06:24 PM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 11, 2016 06:13 PM (hN38n)
I have been following this all day. Here was great.
Yahoo Canada had over 9000 comments, which I've never seen before, and even some lefty Canadians were left saying she didn't look well.
Daily Kos ignored the issue mostly. I couldn't see any relevant posts about Hillary aside from an unrelated but funny "The Chemistry of Vodka" post.
I never go to DU but found the site and they were unconcerned.
HotAir's post had over 200 comments which is a lot for them these days.
CNN was covering the story for the first 20 minutes of every hour. They were spinning the hell out of the story. As well as you can spin her collapsing like that.
The guy that shot the video had over 27,000 retweets when I checked a couple of hours ago.
FoxNews seemed unconcerned and almost apologetic....bastards.
A WaPo columnist that wrote about the health conspiracy last week wrote an article today saying Hillary's health is now an issue (from zerohedge.)
I phoned an uncle in the States and we watched the video on CNN at noon together. He told me he was wrong his entire life; he was atheist but apparently there IS a God.
And for the first time in 15 years, I've actually experienced excitement and happiness on 9/11, which is a weird feeling.
All because the bitch fell, on video, widely seen, undeniable by the media.
On 9/11, I'll take it.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 11, 2016 06:25 PM (uFqpT)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 11, 2016 06:25 PM (N2xeQ)
I can count on my hands the politicians at the national level, over the past 50 years, who wouldn't have risked this and more to become President. These are the people who actually should have become President. Unfortunately, that's not the world we live in.
Posted by: AD at September 11, 2016 06:25 PM (924j6)
I looked at her face in the news TODAY-- I say
1. She appears to be on steroids
2. What is wrong with her health is far beyond pneumonia
3. Same old song Lie and Deny
Posted by: rld77 WAY down south at September 11, 2016 06:25 PM (G0rkG)
Posted by: Grandmalcaesar at September 11, 2016 06:25 PM (LbbJZ)
I bet she will find a way to not show up.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo of the basket of Deplorables at September 11, 2016 06:25 PM (4+VII)
other days her face is so plump I'm afraid she's going to burst.
Body double, naw, no way...
what do you think of this?:
http://tinypic.com/r/1234j1x/9
Posted by: JQ Flyover at September 11, 2016 06:26 PM (044Fx)
Posted by: garrett at September 11, 2016 06:26 PM (X0y+B)
How did you shake the Boogie Woogie Flu?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 11, 2016 06:26 PM (mgbwf)
The one hour pneumonia.
She obviously has some sort of neurological condition. It is ridiculous to the extreme to keep denying it.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 11, 2016 06:26 PM (ODxAs)
She palmed some silverware and stuffed it down her pants. The Whitehouse stuff was getting old.
Posted by: bananaDream at September 11, 2016 06:26 PM (Ag8Mw)
Rubio?
Good ol Marco is back to his old tricks again.
Rubio, that Shit, is calling for a "bipartisan" resultion to the zika funding impasse, which, for those of you not so quick on the draw, means Rubio wants the Republicans to cave in to the Democrats' on zika funding.
Posted by: the narrative tomorrow at September 11, 2016 06:26 PM (8LCz6)
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 11, 2016 06:26 PM (dbgcV)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 11, 2016 06:26 PM (SEXy3)
Posted by: redenzo at September 11, 2016 06:26 PM (5wSNN)
Here's a shocking example of Press prostitution:
Josh Barro*
It shows her doing her best to grit her teeth and work hard even with pneumonia.
And it's humanizing, relatable.
*Senior Editor at Business Insider. MSNBC contributor. Host of KCRW's Left, Right Center.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 11, 2016 06:26 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2016 06:27 PM (0G2eQ)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 11, 2016 06:27 PM (WlGX+)
I speculated that she did not have the energy or stamina to do a Presidential campaign run in 2008.
Now, 8 years later and 8 years older, she is not in better shape.
The reason the Media covers for her is not just Anti-Trump, or Historic First Woman President first.
It is to propagate continuation of the corporatist - fascist government we have had for some years now.
These are the instructions that the Media is to follow, no matter what. It would have been the same or worse if Ted Cruz or Marco Rubio were the nominee instead of Trump.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...deplorable American at September 11, 2016 06:17 PM (S6Pax)
Yep
Posted by: Bernette at September 11, 2016 06:27 PM (wz4bG)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party
No, they're probably not lying -- they're just intentionally failing to say what CAUSES the pneumonia.
Remember, pneumonia is a condition not a disease. Many things can cause or induce pneumonia. Chief among them is Parkinson's. Also: Neurological damage leading to swallowing problems leading to Aspiration Pneumonia. Also: Being a feeble old crone who is trying to manage her alcoholism.
The "pneumonia" admission is a huge deal. We have breached the defenses of their outer wall of lies. Now they are retreating to the fallback position in the Inner Keep.
Time to unveil the Ballista of Health Rumors!
Posted by: zombie at September 11, 2016 06:27 PM (jBuUi)
NY Giants head coach looks like a pumpkin pie hair cutted freak.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 11, 2016 06:27 PM (ej1L0)
Posted by: zombie William Henry Harrison at September 11, 2016 06:27 PM (H9MG5)
Truth in reporting.
Posted by: bluebell at September 11, 2016 06:27 PM (xpSCc)
Posted by: garrett at September 11, 2016 06:27 PM (X0y+B)
Posted by: AnnaS at September 11, 2016 06:27 PM (P+I7L)
Posted by: DR. Know at September 11, 2016 06:27 PM (CFAp3)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 11, 2016 06:28 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Kreplach at September 11, 2016 06:28 PM (+lv+r)
The original YouTube video has a representative from every major news outlet asking permission to use the footage in the comments section. I would say it was shot-on-phone by an amateur.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 11, 2016 06:28 PM (S2VsH)
At first I wasn't sure either, but after viewing the super slo-mo video a few times, it does appear to come out of her pant leg.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 11, 2016 06:28 PM (WlGX+)
Her Doctor travels to all the events with her.... really not good...
Posted by: donna at September 11, 2016 06:28 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at September 11, 2016 06:28 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 11, 2016 06:28 PM (6IPEM)
Needs to be done.
Posted by: Chi at September 11, 2016 06:28 PM (pCe2A)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 11, 2016 06:16 PM (mgbwf)
Yes, if that fellow hadn't stepped from the front of the vehicle to stand in the camera's view we would have seen them "toss[ed] her into the van like a side of beef".
Posted by: gNewt....forever censored at September 11, 2016 06:28 PM (I3+56)
I still say Ozzy is a tanned rested and ready drop in replacement for her.
Posted by: bananaDream at September 11, 2016 06:28 PM (Ag8Mw)
Because, it's COUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGH my COUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGH FUCKING COUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGH TURN!!!
THUMP...
Posted by: Hillary! at September 11, 2016 06:28 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: garrett at September 11, 2016 06:28 PM (X0y+B)
There'll be no more "Aaaaaaaahhhh!!!"
But you may feel a little sick.
Can you stand up?
I do believe it's working! Good!
That'll keep you goin' through the show.
Come on it's time to go.
Posted by: Hillary's dealer, in Chelsea's apartment at September 11, 2016 06:28 PM (dtWKK)
Hillary Clinton, the historic candidate, shits her pants during a 9/11 memorial and it's...humanizing?
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 06:29 PM (8LCz6)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 11, 2016 06:29 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at September 11, 2016 06:29 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Massive Head Wound Hillary at September 11, 2016 06:29 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 06:30 PM (8LCz6)
Parkinson's? probably not...
Brain lesions from injury and chronic alcoholism? more likely
Posted by: Mr. Wizard at September 11, 2016 06:30 PM (hCdMd)
Posted by: DaveA at September 11, 2016 06:30 PM (8J/Te)
They obviously have a good view from the video.
Posted by: Make American Great Again at September 11, 2016 06:30 PM (BS8yt)
...just as soon as he nuts on an intern or three.
Posted by: garrett at September 11, 2016 06:30 PM (X0y+B)
and, while they were waiting on the van, she almost fell away from the bollard she was leaning against. there was something wrong with both her balance and her strength.
and i call BS on "overheating"... not only was it not that hot, and she was in the shade, but if she was a heat casualty, they should have removed that coat ASAP and gotten water/fluids into here ASAP...
unless, of course, there's something under the jacket they want to keep hidden.
there's a whole lot more going on than allergies, overheating and pneumonia.
she's one sick person, morally AND medically.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 11, 2016 06:30 PM (dbgcV)
Posted by: bluebell at September 11, 2016 06:30 PM (xpSCc)
Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable at September 11, 2016 06:31 PM (6N+OU)
It was pneumonia just like it was "about a video."
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 06:31 PM (8LCz6)
Posted by: Hillairy! at September 11, 2016 06:31 PM (OF/aZ)
It's also readily apparent that they just don't care and are simply fulfilling the duties of their job. I'd bet she's generally despised by the people around her.
Posted by: bananaDream at September 11, 2016 06:31 PM (Ag8Mw)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?
If I was Hillary, I'd dock him one week's pay because he only grabbed her left arm and COMPLETELY FAILED TO HAVE SOMEONE HOLDING HER RIGHT ARM as she first leaned forward off the cement pole that was propping her up. That was a unforgivable gaffe -- his job is to have her personal safety and the optics of her personal safety under control at all times. And yet she was briefly unsupported on one side for a few seconds, accelerating her collapse toward the pavement.
Posted by: zombie at September 11, 2016 06:31 PM (jBuUi)
Oh yeah. Debates are history. Originally, they were excited for the chance to maker Trump look unfit, but she can't be counted on to get through 60 high-stress minutes of ANYTHING now.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 11, 2016 06:31 PM (S2VsH)
Trump is fat! Bush choked on a pretzel! The other Bush puked on the Japanese Prime Minister! Trump eats junk food! FDR something something!
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 11, 2016 06:32 PM (WlGX+)
Posted by: Horace Rumpole at September 11, 2016 06:32 PM (4+VII)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 11, 2016 06:32 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 11, 2016 06:32 PM (N2xeQ)
There's probably an easy way to find them, but I don't know squat about twitter.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 11, 2016 06:32 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: Mr. Wizard at September 11, 2016 06:30 PM
Wet brain
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 11, 2016 06:32 PM (KCxzN)
...just as soon as he nuts on an intern or three.
Posted by: garrett at September 11, 2016 06:30 PM (X0y+
---------------
You know, I honestly think you guys give ol' Bill way too much credit. I can't imagine any woman being taken in by him these days. He's a wreck.
Posted by: bluebell at September 11, 2016 06:32 PM (xpSCc)
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 11, 2016 06:32 PM (dtWKK)
Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2016 06:32 PM (0G2eQ)
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 06:32 PM (8LCz6)
She has some kind of neuromotor issue. Her "perp walk of health" showed wide gait, not too steady.
She's not ok. It's not ok.
And that would explain the pneumonia, unlike allergy meds or prednisone. It's aspiration pneumonia.
Posted by: SarahW at September 11, 2016 06:32 PM (Sp1NT)
Please, please, please.....Baby needs shoes.
Posted by: The Walking Dude at September 11, 2016 06:32 PM (cCxiu)
"It shows her doing her best to grit her teeth and work hard even with pneumonia.
And it's humanizing, relatable."
Oh Dear Lord! Did someone actually say that? Does that level of idiocy actually exist?
Posted by: AnnaS at September 11, 2016 06:32 PM (P+I7L)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at September 11, 2016 06:32 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Kreplach at September 11, 2016 06:33 PM (+lv+r)
Ummm -- isn't pneumonia communicable?
Which means she dropped by her daughter's apartment to give it to her grandchild and that little girl she grabbed outside the building for the photo-op....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 11, 2016 06:33 PM (kdS6q)
Fetal alcohol syndrome. Give her a hysterectomy. And a lobotomy.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 06:33 PM (8LCz6)
Never mind--it's in Ace's update.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 11, 2016 06:33 PM (97XyN)
I think she's done for as a candidate, and Joe Biken and the DNC are probably thinking the same thing.
Her tragedy is that she never had the guts to make it on her own, but rode the coattails of her faithless husband, and sold her influence along the way. And now it's too late.
Posted by: PJ at September 11, 2016 06:33 PM (cHuNI)
If pneumonia were the true cause of such a loss of motor control, due in such a scenario to hypoxia possibly compounded by bacteremia, such a patient would presumably have a supplemental oxygen requirement, as well as a need for IV antibiotics for several days. There is no antibiotic that can relieve pneumonia in 90 minutes.
This is an egregiously poor attempt to cover up a serious condition, most likely neurologic in origin.
Posted by: Pete at September 11, 2016 06:33 PM (aP98Y)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 11, 2016 06:33 PM (hN38n)
Because of the patriarchy!
Because of the patriarchy and 9-11, but mostly 9-11.
A lot of bldgs in DC and N VA installed these in front after the attacks- some of them more decorative (pretty metal shapes painted black).
Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2016 06:33 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: garrett at September 11, 2016 06:33 PM (X0y+B)
Posted by: gNewt....forever censored at September 11, 2016 06:33 PM (I3+56)
Posted by: ace
Either a seizure, or as it looked to me, more likely simply passing out and going unconscious. They literally had to carry her into the van head-first. This was what they call a "blackout." Just...crumpled. With a seizure, there is some tightening of some muscle groups.
Posted by: zombie at September 11, 2016 06:33 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Locke Common at September 11, 2016 06:34 PM (CZCmp)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 11, 2016 06:34 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 06:34 PM (8LCz6)
I can do that, can't I? Also might want to consider taking one out on that poor wretched child who got used by them, the way Saddam used the hostage children during the runup before Desert Storm.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 11, 2016 06:34 PM (Pz4pT)
What's going to happen is at some point she is not going to be able to
continue and they are going parachute either Bernie, Fauxcahontis or
some other Donk assclown ala Lautenberg to try to salvage their
campaign.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 11, 2016 06:33 PM (+lv+r)
Hillary wants to be President so badly, she's probably bought the necessary equipment to reanimate her lifeless corpse and make her look electable in year 2222.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 11, 2016 06:34 PM (uFqpT)
Posted by: Grandmalcaesar at September 11, 2016 06:34 PM (LbbJZ)
How did you shake the Boogie Woogie Flu?
+++++++
My extreme genetic Caucasian ness has immunized me against any sort of "rhythmic movement".
Posted by: Mortimer at September 11, 2016 06:34 PM (QmR/V)
main disease or injury has caused most of the damage, pneumonia sneaks
in and takes credit for cause of death.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck
No shit.
Posted by: AIDS at September 11, 2016 06:34 PM (k0G44)
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 06:35 PM (8LCz6)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 11, 2016 06:35 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Kreplach at September 11, 2016 06:35 PM (+lv+r)
We got everything you want honey, we know the names
We are the people that can find whatever you may need
If you got the money honey we got your disease
In the stumble, welcome to the stumble
Watch it bring you to your knnn knne knees, knees
I want to watch you bleed
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 11, 2016 06:35 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 11, 2016 06:35 PM (dbgcV)
Posted by: Dr. House at September 11, 2016 06:35 PM (H9MG5)
Her brain is compromised
Posted by: ThunderB at September 11, 2016 06:35 PM (N2xeQ)
main disease or injury has caused most of the damage, pneumonia sneaks
in and takes credit for cause of death.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck
No shit.
Posted by: AIDS
You got that right.
Posted by: Parkinson's at September 11, 2016 06:35 PM (k0G44)
Too bad she's having to use it this year.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 11, 2016 06:35 PM (T/cxb)
They put this out there out of desperation realizing the need for damage control. It also will let her take time off the campaign trail to rest. If she prolongs her absence from campaigning, it fuels speculation that she is seriously ill and hiding the truth.
If they have her try to take on more public appearances to prove how healthy she is they increase the chances of this happening again in public.
I think she has no choice but to go into hiding and hope the media covers for her. I would expect a rash of hit pieces on Trump to come out now
Posted by: L, Elle at September 11, 2016 06:35 PM (6IPEM)
There's probably an easy way to find them, but I don't know squat about twitter.
***
http://bit.ly/2cPD0UC
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 11, 2016 06:35 PM (SEXy3)
Posted by: garrett
BREAKING:
Dr. Hook diagnoses Hillary with THE BOOGIE-WOOGIE FLU.
Posted by: zombie at September 11, 2016 06:35 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, Deplorable and Irredeemable at September 11, 2016 06:35 PM (KcI5m)
Posted by: Make American Great Again at September 11, 2016 06:35 PM (BS8yt)
Posted by: Grandmalcaesar at September 11, 2016 06:18 PM (LbbJZ)
It stands between the bollocks.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 11, 2016 06:36 PM (P/kVC)
She has Autism.
Posted by: the narrative tomorrow at September 11, 2016 06:36 PM (8LCz6)
Now she is a prisoner to her ego.
Posted by: redenzo at September 11, 2016 06:36 PM (5wSNN)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 11, 2016 06:36 PM (Pz4pT)
*chuckles*
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 11, 2016 06:36 PM (21hN3)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 11, 2016 06:35 PM (T/cxb)
That made me laugh out loud. Thank you.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 11, 2016 06:36 PM (uFqpT)
Posted by: garrett at September 11, 2016 06:36 PM (X0y+B)
Trump can offer to do it from her hospital room...
Posted by: donna at September 11, 2016 06:36 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Pete at September 11, 2016 06:33 PM (aP98Y)
-----------------
Pete, thanks for that. An honest-to-goodness physician as opposed to all of us armchair physicians!
Posted by: bluebell at September 11, 2016 06:36 PM (xpSCc)
She is asked to squeeze the Dr/Nurse fingers.
https://twitter.com/smellyfed/status/775030514482810881
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 11, 2016 06:36 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 11, 2016 06:36 PM (WlGX+)
Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2016 06:37 PM (0G2eQ)
Lotta that going on with this. Some other dipshit posted a reversed image of this video claiming was "from a different angle." No, asshole. You just flipped it. Stop jerking everybody off with fake and doctored stuff.
Posted by: chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at September 11, 2016 06:37 PM (G2Sc9)
****
Heh. I tweeted to Kellyanne Conway this morning, "Please put a plug in him today"
I wonder how many similar messages she's received today.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 11, 2016 06:37 PM (SEXy3)
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 11, 2016 06:32 PM (dtWKK)
++++
Trump was present at the same memorial today, so maybe this whole thing was her Trump allergies kicking in.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 11, 2016 06:37 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: garrett at September 11, 2016 06:37 PM (X0y+B)
Now she is a prisoner to her ego.
Posted by: redenzo at September 11, 2016 06:36 PM (5wSNN)
They invite this speculation. It's worth considering the possibility this is happening, not because she wants it to, but because the people propping her up are not giving her an option.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 11, 2016 06:38 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: bjk at September 11, 2016 06:38 PM (rA+QN)
Great choice you made Dems.
Posted by: Make American Great Again at September 11, 2016 06:38 PM (BS8yt)
avid Schuster reporting emergency DNC meeting...Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 11, 2016 06:38 PM (WlGX+)
Posted by: torabora at September 11, 2016 06:38 PM (Lh0b8)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2016 06:38 PM (NOIQH)
with her lover/ lifetime soulmate enjoying her remaining years in
dignity and reflection.
Now she is a prisoner to her ego.
Posted by: redenzo
Kinda cool, right? A teaching/learning opportunity for all of us.
Posted by: Dang at September 11, 2016 06:38 PM (k0G44)
Posted by: Tyler Mason at September 11, 2016 06:38 PM (NewN9)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 11, 2016 06:38 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 11, 2016 06:25 PM (uFqpT)
*snort*
Posted by: RushBabe at September 11, 2016 06:38 PM (YeKKY)
And the Seven of Wymyn card is played:
Emily L. Hauser*
So what I'm hearing is that Clinton got really sick AND soldiered on anyway, AND most people didn't even notice b/c that's what women do.
*Columnist @TheWeek
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 11, 2016 06:39 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 11, 2016 06:39 PM (SEXy3)
I dunno. Could be a new gal-pal, holding hands with her. Wonder if Huma's jealous.
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 11, 2016 06:39 PM (dtWKK)
Posted by: garrett at September 11, 2016 06:37 PM (X0y+B)
This is slander, sir! I will not stand for it!!
Posted by: Hooma at September 11, 2016 06:39 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 11, 2016 06:39 PM (WlGX+)
Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2016 06:39 PM (0G2eQ)
First they say she's fresh as a begonia
Now her doctor says she has pneumonia
But I've got it figgered
Her symptoms were triggered
By a chronic overdose of bologna
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 11, 2016 06:39 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: USA at September 11, 2016 06:39 PM (FVvi+)
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 06:39 PM (8LCz6)
Posted by: SMOD Keeper at September 11, 2016 06:39 PM (onq2p)
Posted by: OZ the Great at September 11, 2016 06:40 PM (CFAp3)
That's not a faint. I watched that spastic movement. Whatever else she has... That was a seizure
She was still post ictal when she was photographed coming out of her daughters house
Unsteady
Posted by: AnnaS at September 11, 2016 06:40 PM (P+I7L)
Posted by: That guy who used to yell, "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!" at September 11, 2016 06:14 PM (k0G44)
It won't matter, they will just forge a good set that fits the narrative.
Posted by: sypeach at September 11, 2016 06:40 PM (nyYhO)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at September 11, 2016 06:40 PM (C9pBZ)
I also have a juvenile sense of humor, and the pull-my-finger test is quite the hoot. Always a crowd pleaser.
Posted by: Furious George at September 11, 2016 06:40 PM (57K5j)
Posted by: Kreplach at September 11, 2016 06:40 PM (+lv+r)
Zombie time
Posted by: Make American Great Again
Hey, I trademarked that! No fair.
Posted by: zombie at September 11, 2016 06:41 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: bjk at September 11, 2016 06:41 PM (rA+QN)
Posted by: donna at September 11, 2016 06:41 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo of the basket of Deplorables at September 11, 2016 06:41 PM (4+VII)
My opinion is we are witnessing the slow, but progressively approaching, death of Hillary Clinton...
Can't help but wonder if these two events will be more related than we'll ever know.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 11, 2016 06:41 PM (T/cxb)
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 06:41 PM (8LCz6)
Please, let her do this at the debates. Fainting onstage took care of Janet Reno's run for Guv in Florida, didn't it?
Posted by: MathMom at September 11, 2016 06:41 PM (AHxMr)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 11, 2016 06:41 PM (21hN3)
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 06:39 PM (8LCz6)
*****
They are not mutually exclusive.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, Deplorable and Irredeemable at September 11, 2016 06:41 PM (KcI5m)
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 11, 2016 06:41 PM (dbgcV)
Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2016 06:42 PM (0G2eQ)
Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at September 11, 2016 06:42 PM (r/lna)
Oh, no. I want her breathing right up to election day. Let's not give President Bitchy Girl an excuse to cancel the election and hang around even longer.
Posted by: tu3031 at September 11, 2016 06:42 PM (qJhUV)
You're talking at least 6 months with pneumonia.
Posted by: mpfs, Deplorable Basket at September 11, 2016 06:42 PM (mGsUq)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2016 06:42 PM (NOIQH)
Shit just got real!
Posted by: Kreplach at September 11, 2016 06:42 PM (+lv+r)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 11, 2016 06:42 PM (dKiJG)
It looked to me that two Giants players kneeled down during the anthem. Is this accurate?
Also, saw Dummy Bush in the stands.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 06:42 PM (8LCz6)
Posted by: garrett at September 11, 2016 06:43 PM (X0y+B)
like her pictures on line). And the big black doctor guy was there.
She's surrounded by as much medical personnel as security. This has to
have been going on for a while. Look how nonchalant they are. How long
has the lying, treasonous press been covering this up?
.
.
.Yep the black Doctor guy was the one who grabbed her first and shoved her into the van with an SS assist. This was not his first rodeo dealing with this kind of behavior from her.
They are covering up something big.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 11, 2016 06:43 PM (iONHu)
I didn't see that one on CNN. I think they're covering it up. It was even more brutal than this video.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 11, 2016 06:43 PM (uFqpT)
Hillary may have abandoned me, but I will never abandon you.
Posted by: Hillary's Right Shoe at September 11, 2016 06:09 PM (nFdGS)
-------------------------
I really needed that today. Thanks:-)reminds me of the movie Wag The Dog & the shoe song for their Woody Harrelson convict/hero saying - "Today is bean day, need to get back for the beans." LMAO.
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at September 11, 2016 06:43 PM (yNyJy)
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at September 11, 2016 06:43 PM (N9gZs)
At least two doctors, Big Black Guy and Squeeze-My-Finger Lady, and the other woman seems to be a nurse.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 11, 2016 06:43 PM (WlGX+)
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 06:43 PM (8LCz6)
Posted by: mpfs, Deplorable Basket at September 11, 2016 06:44 PM (mGsUq)
Posted by: Jesster at September 11, 2016 06:44 PM (93scq)
I want to see her have one of those spastic head shaking spams. A 360 head rotation with projectile vomiting would be a nice touch.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 11, 2016 06:44 PM (/tuJf)
Identical facial expressions.
Anyone who reads body language understands what is being communicated in those faces. It's not "Oh no! Hillory doesn't appear to feel well, I wonder what's wrong."
No, what those facial expression communicate is: "We know what this is, we've seen it happen before, we're prepared to deal with it, but we hate that it's happening here and now."
Posted by: BurtTC at September 11, 2016 06:44 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: josephistan at September 11, 2016 06:44 PM (7qAYi)
But will it really be Kaine? No one's heard of him before this. Wouldn't they run Warren, to sate the Democrat's desire for another "historic first"?
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 11, 2016 06:44 PM (dtWKK)
Posted by: washrivergal madly and deeply deplorable at September 11, 2016 06:44 PM (Z80Ib)
Posted by: Karmic Justice at September 11, 2016 06:44 PM (jofz7)
Posted by: SMOD Keeper at September 11, 2016 06:44 PM (onq2p)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 11, 2016 06:45 PM (auHtY)
"I think she's going to drop out -- and Trump can't beat any other person."
Now you are making me very very nervous.
A Bernie-Bro that I know is at this moment jizzing his pants on Facebook that Bernie is BACK IN THE RUNNING to be Hillary's replacement. All his Bernie Friends are also in a joyous tizzy.
Bernie's supporters are more ecstatic about Hillary's 9/11 than even Trump's supporters are.
Posted by: zombie at September 11, 2016 06:45 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at September 11, 2016 06:45 PM (MNgU2)
It seems like they have a routine protocol for how to deal with these episodes bc they are frequent.
They knew the camera was on them and recording, so the usual protocol -- abduct a small child and have her devour it whole -- could not be put into effect.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 11, 2016 06:45 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 11, 2016 06:45 PM (IqV8l)
Saw that one on You Tube. It is indeed the most brutal.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 11, 2016 06:45 PM (WlGX+)
Go back and watch more closely.
It's the exact same video flipped like a mirror image.
Kinda funny how that changes one's perspective though.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 11, 2016 06:46 PM (21hN3)
The pneumonia and the coughing fits are very likely related to whatever neurodegenerative disorder she has.
The swallow is one of the most complex things managed by the nervous system, as it involves coordination of multiple systems and multiple sets of muscles - to keep you from aspirating. Unfortunately in brain injury or neurodegenerative disorders, the swallow is often impaired, which is why aspiration pneumonia is such a common cause of death after stroke or brain trauma. This is why feeding tubes and the discussion about a person's wishes regarding feeding tubes are such a big part of stroke aftercare as well. this is also why protracted coughing spells and choking are so common in these patients.
I said it earlier today - I'm a physician and it is extremely clear to me that this is a person who is suffering from a progressive brain disease.
Posted by: Not a squirrel! at September 11, 2016 06:46 PM (IbfhZ)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 11, 2016 06:46 PM (cC/lP)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 11, 2016 06:08 PM (mpXpK)
______________________
I just watched a video some doctor had posted in which he discusses her symptoms. He believes she probably has advanced Parkinson's, and he makes a pretty compelling case. The brain freezes, the bobbing head, the finger gestures, the weird facial expressions, the problems swallowing, etc., are all classic symptoms of either the disease, or the treatments used for it.
He also says that advanced Parkinson's patients typically freeze up when they are in stressful situations, such as when a lot of questions are being yelled at them. We've already seen Hillary do that, and the doc thinks that it's the reason Hillary won't give press conferences. Too much risk of her losing it on camera.
And then of course there are those e-mails in which Hillary was asking her State Dept. staff to research a Parkinson's drug for her.
Whatever she's got, it's clearly a serious condition, and the fact that Hillary and the Democrats and her physician are continuing to deliberately lie to the public about it, and the MSM is aiding and abetting the deception, is an outrage.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 11, 2016 06:46 PM (NnYnv)
Posted by: Grandmalcaesar at September 11, 2016 06:46 PM (LbbJZ)
++++
People keep saying Trump can't win. He has beat everyone who has come at him so far. You would think the skeptics would re-evaluate their thinking sooner or later.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 11, 2016 06:46 PM (R+30W)
.
.
.
.Been there and did that about 800 times when they were convinced I had epilepsy.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 11, 2016 06:46 PM (iONHu)
Posted by: Ill Duce at September 11, 2016 06:46 PM (H9MG5)
1. She's not sick. Stop lying.
2. Yeah, so what if she's sick.
3. Republicans get sick, too.
Same old bullshit template for the Left's response.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 06:46 PM (8LCz6)
The good news is, Hillary will never allow it, no matter how far things go.
Posted by: joeclark77 at September 11, 2016 06:46 PM (A4SDy)
They abducted the small child a few hours later outside Chelsea's apartment. They didn't let Killary devour her though. Not on camera, anyway.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 11, 2016 06:46 PM (WlGX+)
Not sure reading a comic book is really the appropriate response, but if it works for you.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 11, 2016 06:47 PM (T/cxb)
continue to events.... Now she has to go into bed rest for a couple
days? I think there is a malpractice suit here...
Hi, everybody!
Posted by: Dr. Nick Rivera at September 11, 2016 06:47 PM (qJhUV)
And lots of our seniors can relate to a bout with pneumonia!
Posted by: Weasel at September 11, 2016 06:47 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 11, 2016 06:47 PM (gyKtp)
Utter. Complete. Bullshit.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 11, 2016 06:47 PM (pUDQf)
This is turning into Woody Allen's Sleeper. All that will be left of the Beast by November is her nose. And that might still win
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 11, 2016 06:47 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: garrett at September 11, 2016 06:47 PM (X0y+B)
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 06:47 PM (8LCz6)
It could be ugly behind closed doors, or even in public. And I suspect that the Clintons won't let go of power so easily.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 11, 2016 06:47 PM (FYrz1)
2. Yeah, so what if she's sick.
3. Republicans get sick, too.
Same old bullshit template for the Left's response.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 06:46 PM (8LCz6)
******
4. Stall, stall, stall....
5. Old news!
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, Deplorable and Irredeemable at September 11, 2016 06:48 PM (KcI5m)
Posted by: mrp at September 11, 2016 06:48 PM (JBggj)
She went back to Chelsea's to get more pineal juice.
Posted by: Make American Great Again at September 11, 2016 06:48 PM (BS8yt)
To me, the selection of Kaine as the VP nominee is the proof that Hillary is very ill. Logically, to unify the party after a bruising and corrupt nomination fight, the Democrats should have selected Bernie to run with her, or failing that, Warren. This would have brought the hard left back in full force, and solidified the minority turnout. Instead, they chose the 'safer' (read: controllable) Kaine. They must know she's so ill that she might not survive the term, if elected, or that they might have to invoke the disability Amendment, either of which would put the 'safer' person in the presidency.
That's what I think, anyway.
Posted by: Evan3457 at September 11, 2016 06:48 PM (XSLU2)
Posted by: donna at September 11, 2016 06:48 PM (O2RFr)
Josh Barro - the North Korean media called. The say you'd have a bright future with them
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 11, 2016 06:48 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Kreplach at September 11, 2016 06:49 PM (+lv+r)
They cant run anybody but her, or kaine
Posted by: ThunderB at September 11, 2016 06:49 PM (9Gfqa)
In any event, if she is really "healthy" but totally collapses after standing in mild warm weather for a few minutes, takes a lot of time off, and coughs uncontrollably, is she fit for the rigors of the presidency?
Posted by: PJ at September 11, 2016 06:49 PM (cHuNI)
Posted by: mrp at September 11, 2016 06:49 PM (JBggj)
How exactly would this white knight get on the ballot in all 50 states?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 11, 2016 06:49 PM (V3IFq)
This. X 10,000.
The clintoons will not let go easily, so call me skeptical that there's a dnc meeting tonight...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at September 11, 2016 06:50 PM (C9pBZ)
Things that make you go Hmmmmm....
Matt Laslo
William Henry Harrison died of pneumonia after 32 days in office.
He was 68.
Hillary's 68.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 11, 2016 06:50 PM (kdS6q)
Protocol? We don't need no stinking protocol!
The Democrats...
Posted by: donna at September 11, 2016 06:50 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 11, 2016 06:50 PM (ej1L0)
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 11, 2016 06:50 PM (6N+OU)
Posted by: keena at September 11, 2016 06:50 PM (RiTnx)
Posted by: Zombie Bobby Kennedy at September 11, 2016 06:51 PM (X0y+B)
If Hillary wins, Huma will do the same.
Posted by: The Political Hat at September 11, 2016 06:51 PM (vBeA5)
I think she's going to drop out -- and Trump can't beat any other person.
oh for fuck's sake. You sound like Allahpundit.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 06:51 PM (8LCz6)
Posted by: torabora at September 11, 2016 06:51 PM (Lh0b8)
How exactly would this white knight get on the ballot in all 50 states?
Posted by: weft cut-loop
How would you LIKE to get him on the ballot?
Posted by: The Democratic Appointed and Republican Confirmed Judiciary
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 11, 2016 06:51 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Not a squirrel! at September 11, 2016 06:46 PM (IbfhZ)
___________________
Didn't Drudge have a headline last week saying that something like 71% of doctors surveyed believe there is something seriously wrong with Hillary?
It's becoming so obvious to everybody now that they won't be able to get away with trying to hide this much longer.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 11, 2016 06:51 PM (NnYnv)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 11, 2016 06:51 PM (SEXy3)
Posted by: Eromero at September 11, 2016 06:51 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 11, 2016 06:52 PM (OLNwX)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at September 11, 2016 06:52 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 06:52 PM (8LCz6)
The pneumonia and the coughing fits are very likely related to whatever neurodegenerative disorder she has.
I said it earlier today - I'm a physician and it is extremely clear to me that this is a person who is suffering from a progressive brain disease.
Posted by: Not a squirrel! at September 11, 2016 06:46 PM
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Good to know. Thanks Doc;-)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at September 11, 2016 06:52 PM (yNyJy)
Posted by: Simplemind at September 11, 2016 06:52 PM (1/dEZ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 11, 2016 06:52 PM (IqV8l)
She was the expected candidate, which means that a lot of other Dems
stepped aside rather than challenge her. What happens if they suddenly
sense the opportunity to walk into the presidency?
Yeah, get on the Clinton's bad side. That always works out well. Right, Vince?
Posted by: tu3031 at September 11, 2016 06:52 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Karmic Justice at September 11, 2016 06:52 PM (jofz7)
I noted this on the earlier thread, but look at other photos from the event. She is the ONLY person wearing sunglasses at all, much less ones dark enough to be used by Keith Richards in his party days.
Posted by: Trumps of Doom at September 11, 2016 06:52 PM (eEems)
Hillary is the most transparent person since Claude Raines.
Hillary is healthy as a horse.
If Hillary has to withdraw, what are the odds that any reporter asks her to reconcile those three statements?
Posted by: B I N G O at September 11, 2016 06:52 PM (NnnZy)
How many people have to be involved in covering up Hillary!'s health issues? She's got heat exhaustion (or the latest, pnemonia) yet they rush her to her daughter's place, not the hospital.
90 minutes later, she's "great".
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 11, 2016 06:53 PM (gyKtp)
What's in it? Could it hold a metered drug-administering device? There's a distinct large circular impression of something inside the purse in one photo, something bulky and thick. Seriously, I've never in my life seen a picture of her carrying a purse.
Posted by: Papa Rod at September 11, 2016 06:53 PM (EEAs2)
There's plenty of REAL footage suggesting Hillary is ill. Let's not discredit ourselves by propping up bogus stuff.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 11, 2016 06:53 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: mrp at September 11, 2016 06:53 PM (JBggj)
"I'm so much better than you", the tweet:
Ed Morrissey
On this day, I'll pray for the health and well-being of all my fellow Americans, and for our patience and wisdom too
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 11, 2016 06:53 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 11, 2016 06:53 PM (iONHu)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...deplorable American at September 11, 2016 06:53 PM (S6Pax)
Mrs. Clinton has a vast right lung congestion.
Posted by: DR. Know at September 11, 2016 06:27 PM (CFAp3)
I hope she chokes on it.
Posted by: An American Commoner, Irredeemably Deplorable at September 11, 2016 06:53 PM (pxwEr)
Yup: David Schuster -- if you can believe him -- is saying that Democrats are saying they may hold an emergency meeting.
To discuss what?
Well, what do you think?"
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All I want at this point, is for you and all the rest of y'all to acknowledge that a week or so ago I said I didn't think she would be on the ticket, come November. You all laughed at me... YOU KNOW YOU DID!
What I want is for you to say "Yes, Burt, you are smerter that us! Thank you for gracing us with your presence."
Who gets elected leader of the free world? That's not as important as that you ACKNOWLEDGE me!
Posted by: BurtTC at September 11, 2016 06:54 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: The Democratic Appointed and Republican Confirmed Judiciary
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix
35+ State Supreme Courts to say "COME AND MAKE US, ASSHOLES."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 11, 2016 06:54 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...deplorable American at September 11, 2016 06:54 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 11, 2016 06:54 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 11, 2016 06:54 PM (dtWKK)
Posted by: madamemayhem at September 11, 2016 06:15 PM (WPm3x)
Power. Period.
Posted by: Country Boy at September 11, 2016 06:54 PM (W/Si3)
She bombs out in the next few days.
The Donkeys then have enough time to find a replacement.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo of the basket of Deplorables at September 11, 2016 06:54 PM (4+VII)
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at September 11, 2016 06:54 PM (VDc7u)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 11, 2016 06:34 PM (2cS/G)
His MOTHER is still alive.
Posted by: RushBabe at September 11, 2016 06:54 PM (YeKKY)
Posted by: Weasel at September 11, 2016 06:54 PM (Sfs6o)
Damnit, man, I've been avidly down on Trump throughout this whole thing and even I don't think that.
This is Hillary Clinton we're talking about. Hillary Clinton does give up on the Presidency 60 days away from the election of her life. It doesn't happen.
Posted by: AD at September 11, 2016 06:54 PM (924j6)
Posted by: torabora at September 11, 2016 06:54 PM (Lh0b8)
Posted by: Karmic Justice at September 11, 2016 06:55 PM (jofz7)
Posted by: JQ Flyover at September 11, 2016 06:55 PM (044Fx)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 11, 2016 06:54 PM (Pz4pT)
******
Dude, you're kinda getting into MUMR territory now.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, Deplorable and Irredeemable at September 11, 2016 06:55 PM (KcI5m)
agh, "does not give up..."
Posted by: AD at September 11, 2016 06:55 PM (924j6)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 11, 2016 06:55 PM (9Gfqa)
Posted by: josephistan at September 11, 2016 06:44 PM (7qAYi)
Anyone gets a one-off. I guess he had a bug or something, but he was generally very vigorous even years after he left office.
Younger healthy people can catch pneumonia out of the blue too.
But this wench has been passing out and having serious, injury-making falls for years and lied about most of it at the time.
Posted by: stace...TEXIT at September 11, 2016 06:56 PM (ozZau)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 11, 2016 06:54 PM (dKiJG)
It's a deeply misleading frame grab. See my comment at #373.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 11, 2016 06:56 PM (S2VsH)
****
Yes. I mentioned that this morning. When you google medical uses for blue lenses there's essentially only one thing that pops up: Photosensitive Epilepsy.
There's even a particular brand that sells them: Zeiss Z1
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 11, 2016 06:56 PM (SEXy3)
It shows her doing her best to grit her teeth and work hard even with pneumonia.
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So sayeth the Kos Kidz. I've been lurking them all day.
Posted by: iforgot has pix of 911 memorial in nic at September 11, 2016 06:56 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Simplemind at September 11, 2016 06:52 PM (1/dEZ)
It's the heightened sense of smell. Kid was expecting that combination of booze, stool, and Metamucil, and got... nothing. Expect body spray.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 11, 2016 06:56 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: tu3031 at September 11, 2016 06:52 PM (qJhUV)
If they think that she's going to lose, or die before the election, then they may decide to risk it. And if Hillary is forced aside, and another Dem wins instead... it's the end of the Clintons and their lackeys.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 11, 2016 06:56 PM (FYrz1)
that would have caused a deplorable Depends failure in public.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 11, 2016 06:56 PM (dbgcV)
Well, yes, but only because he thinks the doc looks like Monica...
Posted by: t-bird at September 11, 2016 06:56 PM (ZxmMG)
Posted by: garrett
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Slab of Meat / Tim Kaine : 2016
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 11, 2016 06:57 PM (OLNwX)
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 11, 2016 06:57 PM (dbgcV)
Gee, what a blow to the nation.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 11, 2016 06:57 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: mrp at September 11, 2016 06:57 PM (JBggj)
Family doctor, touts some sort of "functional medicine" and has written some diet books.
The article is from 2014, the link goes to the NY Times.
http://tinyurl.com/zl6lw63
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 11, 2016 06:57 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: Simplemind at September 11, 2016 06:57 PM (1/dEZ)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 11, 2016 06:51 PM (NnYnv)
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Yes four out of five dentists agree;-) she can't hide the deep sea Huma tuna stains much longer. No seriously, Dr. Drew was fired frm his HLN-CNN job within 48 hours after commenting on the Hag Queen's poor health management.
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at September 11, 2016 06:57 PM (yNyJy)
1) if it was pneumonia, why was she there in the first place?
2) Stiff, unnatural motions ain't no peumonia. Can't these people tell the truth even ONCE? (OK, that's just a silly thing to ask!)
3) Yeah, I noticed that bald-ish guy seemed to be following a sort of script, standing over in one place at the start, and walking over to support her right side (without anybody even ASKING) while they didn't move her until he got there. This ain't no unusual occurrence. either.
Posted by: Optimizer at September 11, 2016 06:57 PM (EnK/R)
They simply can't replace Hillary - the ballot's set in 20+ states, and can't be changed without breaking numerous laws (I know, I know...)
She's not going to survive the debates (one of: literally or figuratively). No replacement allowed, so TFG's gonna "delay" the election "for fairness" or "for the greater good".
Posted by: Jabari at September 11, 2016 06:57 PM (nKnTg)
Is that normal for a healthy person? Do other candidates do this?
Posted by: ace at September 11, 2016 06:58 PM (dciA+)
******
Dude, you're kinda getting into MUMR territory now.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, Deplorable and Irredeemable at September 11, 2016 06:55 PM (KcI5m)
We all gotta go sometime. I want to go out in a blaze of glory (almost pun intended), not peacefully with a whimper, like that Amish math guy.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 11, 2016 06:58 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: LASue at September 11, 2016 06:58 PM (wgFcF)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo of the basket of Deplorables at September 11, 2016 06:58 PM (4+VII)
I'm not sure it's right, but there's an argument to be made that this episode will improve Clinton's image.
Josh Barro, whoeverthefuck he is, tweeted that. Ace posted it.
Please, please, go with this Narrative!
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 06:58 PM (8LCz6)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 11, 2016 06:54 PM (dKiJG)
It's a deeply misleading frame grab. See my comment at #373.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 11, 2016 06:56 PM (S2VsH)
Has it also been ruled out that the woman is a doctor traveling with Hillary?
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at September 11, 2016 06:58 PM (MNgU2)
It depends on the party rules. For the Democrats, the DNC insiders can put in anybody they want. My money would be on Biden rather than Kaine.
Posted by: Trumps of Doom at September 11, 2016 06:58 PM (eEems)
Posted by: donna at September 11, 2016 06:58 PM (O2RFr)
Then show her taking a dump. That's what it would take to convince me.
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 11, 2016 06:58 PM (dtWKK)
Early voting in NC starts in less than two weeks.Once votes are cast I don't see how they can replace her with anyone but Kaine
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 11, 2016 06:58 PM (PtOP4)
Posted by: Dr. Feelgood at September 11, 2016 06:58 PM (mgbwf)
Gee, what a blow to the nation.
Posted by: TheQuietMan
DAMN IT!!!!
I set aside a bunch of stuff to go to her event tomorrow. Now it will likely be freakin' CANCELLED. All that schedule rearrangement for nothing. Fuck.
Link for that?
Posted by: zombie at September 11, 2016 06:58 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable at September 11, 2016 06:59 PM (6N+OU)
Posted by: AD at September 11, 2016 06:59 PM (924j6)
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 06:59 PM (8LCz6)
Is that normal for a healthy person? Do other candidates do this?
Posted by: ace
If the campaign has the money, I'm sure it's standard by now.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 11, 2016 06:59 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: The Political Hat at September 11, 2016 06:59 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 06:59 PM (8LCz6)
Posted by: Weasel at September 11, 2016 07:00 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo of the basket of Deplorables at September 11, 2016 07:00 PM (4+VII)
No, that DOES seem to be the case. Not sure if it's "typical" for a Presidential candidate to have a physician as part of the entourage. Maybe it is, maybe not.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 11, 2016 07:00 PM (S2VsH)
Is that normal for a healthy person? Do other candidates do this?
Posted by: ace
It's the Tardis, man!
It's Doctor Who!
And he's not on first base!
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...deplorable American at September 11, 2016 07:00 PM (S6Pax)
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I think the "no reason needed" absentee balloting in NC started September 9.
Posted by: mrp at September 11, 2016 07:00 PM (JBggj)
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You're correct. Somebody deliberately mislead with that screencap.
http://nbcnews.to/2cNR1hs
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 11, 2016 07:00 PM (SEXy3)
Here it is:
http://sports.yahoo.com/news/overheated-hillary-clinton-still-set-182339222.html
"Because of this, I hear from sources that Presidential candidate’s campaign is seriously pondering whether to postpone her trip out to California tomorrow and the scheduled duo of Hollywood fundraisers of September 13. “It’s very likely this may push things back,” says an individual close to events."
Fuckety fuck fuck.
Posted by: zombie at September 11, 2016 07:01 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Nelson Muntz at September 11, 2016 07:01 PM (IqV8l)
That's what she was doing while trying to get into the van.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 11, 2016 07:01 PM (/tuJf)
Trump has been handed a golden opportunity. Now shut the fuck up.
Posted by: redenzo at September 11, 2016 06:10 PM (5wSNN)
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He's being a good boy. Someone stuck a microphone in his face and he had no comment. No tweets either.
Posted by: iforgot has pix of 911 memorial in nic at September 11, 2016 07:01 PM (5o5ek)
Spot on.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at September 11, 2016 07:01 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 11, 2016 07:01 PM (dtWKK)
Is that normal for a healthy person? Do other candidates do this?
Posted by: ace at September
******
Well, Michael Jackson and Prince both did, and we know how that turned out.
If a personal physician gets trapped inside the Hillary paranoia bubble there is no telling what sort of crappy medicine he might practice.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 11, 2016 07:01 PM (mvenn)
35+ State Supreme Courts to say "COME AND MAKE US, ASSHOLES."
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL Civil Rights Act of 1964!
Posted by: The Democratic Appointed and Republican Confirmed Judiciary
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 11, 2016 07:01 PM (kdS6q)
Unless she steps down on her own it will end well for Trump. She is a power hungry lunatic, do those people step down unless they are in grave? Nope...
Posted by: William Eaton at September 11, 2016 07:01 PM (KhJh8)
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 11, 2016 06:58 PM (dtWKK)
Good grief, don't give them ideas! Next they'll consider releasing a "sex" tape.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 11, 2016 07:01 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: pookysgirl at September 11, 2016 07:02 PM (ar2KI)
Posted by: Bernie at September 11, 2016 07:02 PM (Lh0b8)
How many travel with people to walk them and make them look life-like?
Posted by: t-bird at September 11, 2016 07:02 PM (ZxmMG)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 11, 2016 06:20 PM (5FIxt)
Ben wins this thread.
Posted by: Country Boy at September 11, 2016 07:02 PM (W/Si3)
Posted by: Karmic Justice at September 11, 2016 07:02 PM (jofz7)
TFG may try that, but the States still hold their elections. The electoral college will post the result.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo of the basket of Deplorables at September 11, 2016 07:02 PM (4+VII)
They've been laying the ground works for weeks: dictator, racist, Russian, homophobe, authoritarian, fascist
Right now I think they are hoping that somebody will take the hint and kill him (like BLM did with the cop killing). As things get closer to Nov 8th they will have to make more forceful arrangements.
Posted by: Make American Great Again at September 11, 2016 07:02 PM (BS8yt)
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 07:02 PM (8LCz6)
Posted by: Hillary! at September 11, 2016 07:03 PM (qJhUV)
On the 15th, AL.
"By September 30, seven states will have early voting locations open, so voters can go in person and cast their ballots early."
This shit-show is cast in motherfucking stone.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 11, 2016 07:03 PM (V3IFq)
***
She looks like Dr. Lisa Bardack
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 11, 2016 07:03 PM (SEXy3)
Posted by: Hulk Hogan at September 11, 2016 07:03 PM (Lh0b8)
Posted by: keena at September 11, 2016 06:50 PM (RiTnx)
ha! I watched that phonybaloney live, and that's similar to what I said except for fewer cusswords.
Posted by: stace...TEXIT at September 11, 2016 07:03 PM (ozZau)
Very much this. It was routine.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 11, 2016 07:03 PM (mgbwf)
In fact, we should start a trend right now:
#DontQuitHillary!
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 06:59 PM (8LCz6)
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#I'mWithPhlegm! ;-)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at September 11, 2016 07:03 PM (yNyJy)
Posted by: The Political Hat at September 11, 2016 07:03 PM (vBeA5)
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What a mensch!
Posted by: mrp at September 11, 2016 07:04 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 11, 2016 07:04 PM (2cS/G)
and re-showing clips of Gerald Ford stumbling. Why is it they are not
laughing now and instead and make it out to be some minor side issue of
her supposed "pneumonia".
Posted by: washrivergal madly and deeply deplorable at September 11, 2016 06:44 PM (Z80Ib)
Your right, the press ran with that story for a long time, you still see it sometimes. Sort of like Biden's "gaffs" they are so funny, and everyone laughs and says that's just Biden, harmless Biden....
Posted by: Colin at September 11, 2016 07:04 PM (hIWCG)
And this is dictated by STATE Law...
Absentee ballots are already in the mail for Military members...
Calif law says that even if a Candidate DIES, the ballot cannot be changed if within 68 days of the election...
Just those voted count, as if they win, its like they died on the first day in office..
Posted by: Quixote at September 11, 2016 07:04 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Abby Coffey at September 11, 2016 07:04 PM (HBU7W)
Posted by: madamemayhem at September 11, 2016 06:15 PM (WPm3x)
__________________________
She needs to be president.
If Trump gets elected, Hillary can't control what happens to the evidence of all her crimes at State. Right now, Hillary has her crony Patrick Kennedy slow-walking the documents and providing cover for her. But if Trump becomes president, Kennedy can be sent elsewhere. Also, Loretta Lynch will no longer be AG, so Hillary can't count on her protection.
Also, the Clinton Foundation has been operating illegally, and without any meaningful government oversight, for years. That's because Bush wasn't interested, and Obama wasn't about to expose the Clintons' corruption. But if Trump gets elected, then he, not the Dims, controls the IRS and DOJ. If those agencies start looking seriously at all the corruption and fraud that has been going on in the Clinton Foundation, both Hillary and Bill's reputations will be annihilated. They might even be criminally prosecuted.
Hillary can't afford not to be elected. She will do whatever it takes.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 11, 2016 07:04 PM (NnYnv)
That's pretty harsh, right? No more so than leaving an ambassador and a bunch of operators to die fighting with no hope of rescue. And then lying about it to their families. Over their coffins. Fuck that miserable scrunt and everyone who supports her.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 11, 2016 07:04 PM (1qrFE)
Here's a real dilemma for the Dems. What if the Beast collapses during a debate? I mean if she happens to get "pneumonia" during a debate and keels over how to they and the MFM spin it. I know they will but something like that even the LIVs would notice.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 11, 2016 07:05 PM (auHtY)
I'm not sure it's right, but there's an argument to be made that this episode will improve Clinton's image.
And you're just the guy to make it, aren't you?
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at September 11, 2016 07:05 PM (ASSjT)
They brought Hil home in the hurry-up wagon, this evening
Brought Hil home in the hurry-up wagon
Brought Hil home with her toes a-draggin'
This morning, this evening, so soon
--Carl Sandburg's American SongBag
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 11, 2016 07:05 PM (tIja6)
Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable at September 11, 2016 06:59 PM (6N+OU)
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No.
Posted by: bluebell at September 11, 2016 07:05 PM (xpSCc)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 11, 2016 07:05 PM (9Gfqa)
We're now entering the Weekend at Bernies phase where she has both feet in the box. She can't handle many more speedballs.
Posted by: x at September 11, 2016 07:05 PM (nFwvY)
They've been laying the ground works for weeks: dictator, racist, Russian, homophobe, authoritarian, fascist
Right now I think they are hoping that somebody will take the hint and kill him (like BLM did with the cop killing). As things get closer to Nov 8th they will have to make more forceful arrangements.
Posted by: Make American Great Again at September 11, 2016 07:02 PM (BS8yt)
Sounds good! What could go wrong with that?
Posted by: Marcus Junius Brutus at September 11, 2016 07:05 PM (vBeA5)
OK, OK, stop the pity party -
What I'm getting at is that the Dems we have here make me think that Hillary would STILL be running, and still be doing equally well with them, if she had died two years ago. I swear NY once re-elected a guy for comptroller who had been convicted of embezzling from the state...
Just FYI
Posted by: Optimizer at September 11, 2016 07:05 PM (EnK/R)
Brace yourselves: Election Day has begun.
Some federal write-in absentee ballots, which are typically reserved for people serving dangerous foreign deployments or stints on submarines, have already started to come in. And that trickle of ballots will soon become a flood, with early voting set to begin in several states around the country.
The first round of early ballots will be dropped in the mail in North Carolina on Friday, kicking off a nearly nine-week sprint of early and absentee voting before the final results are tallied on Nov. 8.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 11, 2016 07:05 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 11, 2016 07:05 PM (9Gfqa)
That depends on state laws. In at least some states you're actually voting for electors, regardless of what it says on the ballot, and electors can vote for anyone they want, even if their "official" candidate doesn't drop out (it's happened before, though not often). If the candidate named on the ballot has dropped out an elector would vote for someone else, almost certainly whoever the party picked as a replacement.
Posted by: Trumps of Doom at September 11, 2016 07:05 PM (eEems)
She's not in control any more, old Father Time is, and now her chance is gone.
And of course the DNC is talking about replacing her!
Posted by: PJ at September 11, 2016 07:05 PM (cHuNI)
Posted by: pookysgirl
Yep. Or maybe Chelsea has an X-ray machine in her apartment. Getting a fresh X-Ray is what they would have done to see if the pneumonia had spread.
Posted by: Dang at September 11, 2016 07:05 PM (k0G44)
#DontQuitHillary!
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 06:59 PM (8LCz6)
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#I'mWithPhlegm! ;-)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at September 11, 2016 07:03 PM (yNyJy)<<<
#I'mWithHearse
Posted by: Kaine and Disabled 2016! at September 11, 2016 07:05 PM (H9MG5)
Another prediction about Trump. I'll file that one with the hundreds of others. That haven't been borne out by events.
In other words, predictions that proved to be false.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at September 11, 2016 07:05 PM (d76uN)
They'll put her in one of those hermetically sealed cryostasis chambers and only take her out when necessary for the next 60 days.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 07:06 PM (8LCz6)
Incidentally,
Gary Johnson tweet from 24 hours ago: "14% in Ohio!"
No, seriously.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's
Was he referring to THC content?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 11, 2016 07:06 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 11, 2016 07:06 PM (9Gfqa)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at September 11, 2016 07:06 PM (lRwmz)
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What a mensch!
Posted by: mrp at September 11, 2016 07:04 PM (JBggj)
Res Ispa Loquitur
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at September 11, 2016 07:06 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 11, 2016 06:25 PM (uFqpT)
*snort*
Posted by: RushBabe at September 11, 2016 06:38 PM (YeKKY)
I agree! This heah is thuh threadwinnah!
Posted by: An American Commoner, Irredeemably Deplorable at September 11, 2016 07:06 PM (pxwEr)
In fact, we should start a trend right now:
#DontQuitHillary!
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 06:59 PM (8LCz6)
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#I'mWithPhlegm! ;-)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at September 11, 2016 07:03 PM (yNyJy)
May I submit for the Horde...
#JeSuisDeplorable
Posted by: Quixote at September 11, 2016 07:06 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: torabora at September 11, 2016 07:06 PM (Lh0b8)
#I'mWithHearse
Posted by: Kaine and Disabled 2016! at September 11, 2016 07:05 PM (H9MG5)
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I shouldn't laugh. I reeeeeaaallllly shouldn't laugh.
Posted by: bluebell at September 11, 2016 07:06 PM (xpSCc)
Posted by: Cheri at September 11, 2016 07:06 PM (TmVQX)
Posted by: Bill clinton at September 11, 2016 07:06 PM (dULJN)
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Thanks Rusty Nail.
There's always some asshole out there trying to "help" our side and they don't give a damn about principles.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 11, 2016 07:07 PM (SEXy3)
The shoe! What about the SHOE!!!!!!
Posted by: Weasel at September 11, 2016 07:00 PM (Sfs6o)
There have been unconfirmed reports that it was taken from the scene by a chick with braids accompanied by a scarecrow, a tin man and and a cowardly lion.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 11, 2016 07:07 PM (4HySM)
(1) Cure for viral illnesses
(2) Cure for cancer
(3) Keeping Hillary hydrated
Posted by: Splunge at September 11, 2016 07:07 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Drider at September 11, 2016 07:07 PM (6Xbsz)
Would you trust the Praetorian Guard (SS)?
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo of the basket of Deplorables at September 11, 2016 07:07 PM (4+VII)
Posted by: Furious George at September 11, 2016 07:07 PM (57K5j)
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 07:07 PM (8LCz6)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 11, 2016 07:03 PM (mgbwf)
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It has to be, that's why I said there has to be a code word for it?
Weekend at Bernie's
Posted by: Make American Great Again at September 11, 2016 07:07 PM (BS8yt)
"It shows her doing her best to grit her teeth and work hard even with pneumonia.
And it's humanizing, relatable."
Oh Dear Lord! Did someone actually say that? Does that level of idiocy actually exist?
Posted by: AnnaS at September 11, 2016 06:32 PM (P+I7L)
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Sorry, but I think this is entirely realistic. She'll go on t.v. and cry. Picture this with a husky voice, a moist eye, and a tragic countenance:
"Why am I doing this? I'm doing this because I love America. I'll do anything, I'll fight as hard as I can to save it. And I thank you for your support."
It will work.
Posted by: iforgot has pix of 911 memorial in nic at September 11, 2016 07:07 PM (5o5ek)
Has it also been ruled out that the woman is a doctor traveling with Hillary?
***
She looks like Dr. Lisa Bardack
.
.
.
.She is and she is the Doctor who released the pneumonia statement earlier. I am fairly certain Trump does not travel with a Doctor on his plane.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 11, 2016 07:07 PM (iONHu)
I just want her to stay alive and healthy enough to remain the candidate
until she loses on Nov. 8. Same as T-bird (from last thread)
Posted by: PaleRider at September 11, 2016 06:15 PM (Jen0I)
x1000
Posted by: davidt at September 11, 2016 07:07 PM (IqgQx)
***
Pfft. Laws. - Democrat party
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 11, 2016 07:08 PM (SEXy3)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 11, 2016 07:08 PM (2cS/G)
They only said POTUS has to be a natural born citizen at least 35 years old. Maybe they would have added qualifiers like "living", but Idiocracy hadn't come out yet.
Posted by: Optimizer at September 11, 2016 07:08 PM (EnK/R)
Uh.... most States have already locked their ballots...And this is dictated by STATE Law...
Posted by: Quixote
We are going to explore exciting new penumbras of Federal voting rights legislation.
Recall Gore v Bush did go to the Federal courts. And don't get your hopes up the Supes will refuse to intervene this time around.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 11, 2016 07:08 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: zombie at September 11, 2016 07:08 PM (jBuUi)
She wont quit. They cant get rid of her. They are stuck with her
Posted by: ThunderB at September 11, 2016 07:08 PM (9Gfqa)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 11, 2016 07:08 PM (ej1L0)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 11, 2016 07:03 PM (mgbwf)
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It has to be, that's why I said there has to be a code word for it?
Weekend at Bernie's
Posted by: Make American Great Again at September 11, 2016 07:07 PM (BS8yt)
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Oh my gosh, you guys are killing me.
I have to stop laughing and go eat dinner.
Oh my.
Posted by: bluebell at September 11, 2016 07:08 PM (xpSCc)
My pleasure. Hope ace sees it and updates.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 11, 2016 07:08 PM (S2VsH)
That's pretty harsh, right? No more so than leaving an ambassador and a bunch of operators to die fighting with no hope of rescue. And then lying about it to their families. Over their coffins. Fuck that miserable scrunt and everyone who supports her.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 11, 2016 07:04 PM (1qrFE)
I've seen many different versions of a "Guilty" verdict being read in a courtroom, and no matter what it is, from murder to bilking somebody out of money... when the guilty party starts weeping, if I EVER get a notion to feel sorry for them, I look on the other side of the room, to the people who were harmed by that person.
Keeps me from allowing my sense of sympathy to be misplaced.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 11, 2016 07:08 PM (Pz4pT)
I have pneumonia, and was a little dehydrated, but I stopped by Chelsea's and played a round of golf and scored 15 holes-in-one. So I'm completely fine.
Posted by: Kim Jon Hill at September 11, 2016 07:08 PM (H9MG5)
#weshouldapickedbernie
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 07:08 PM (8LCz6)
Posted by: GIJared at September 11, 2016 07:09 PM (v3cNq)
Please oh please oh please be wrong. America will have to tap the National Strategic Popcorn Reserve if she has to stand at a podium for an hour under the lights with Donald Trump.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 11, 2016 07:09 PM (4HySM)
Posted by: Simplemind at September 11, 2016 07:09 PM (1/dEZ)
Gary Johnson tweet from 24 hours ago: "14% in Ohio!"
No, seriously.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's
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He meant, "14 people."
Hey, Gary, how're you polling in Aleppo?
He's a fucking stoner. Nothing more.
Posted by: RKae at September 11, 2016 07:09 PM (i+OYT)
Posted by: torabora at September 11, 2016 07:09 PM (Lh0b8)
Posted by: Dang at September 11, 2016 07:09 PM (k0G44)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 11, 2016 07:09 PM (cC/lP)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 11, 2016 07:09 PM (SEXy3)
The nurse is pointing, with her right hand, to her shoulder/neck saying look right here.
She's checking motor and cognition.
Posted by: gNewt....forever censored at September 11, 2016 07:09 PM (hjrto)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 11, 2016 07:09 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: mrp at September 11, 2016 07:04 PM (JBggj)
Res Ispa Loquitur
.
.
.
.in vino veritas
Posted by: Hillary at September 11, 2016 07:09 PM (iONHu)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 11, 2016 07:09 PM (P/kVC)
Now she's gonna have to go on Jimmy Kimmel and lift a sack of potatoes.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 06:34 PM (8LCz6)
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Unless she follows up by taking a bite of one, I won't believe they're not styrofoam.
Posted by: iforgot has pix of 911 memorial in nic at September 11, 2016 07:09 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Kim Jong Hill at September 11, 2016 07:09 PM (H9MG5)
I had pneumonia a few years ago and I felt like shit for about a week. There was no popping into an apartment for some super magic treatment and then I felt great.
And I'm hell of a lot younger and in better shape than her.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 11, 2016 07:10 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at September 11, 2016 07:10 PM (nFdGS)
apologies -- got caught up in the breaking news thing where all discrimination goes out the window
Posted by: ace at September 11, 2016 07:10 PM (dciA+)
As two agents started to grab the arms of Hillary. 4-5 others quickly formed a barrier to prevent pictures/videos.
Posted by: Drider at September 11, 2016 07:10 PM (6Xbsz)
Watch for it...
Any day now...
Posted by: RKae at September 11, 2016 07:10 PM (i+OYT)
Ahem. That's not a finger, Bill.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at September 11, 2016 07:10 PM (C9pBZ)
And can they actually change the ballot in time in all 50 states?
Posted by: Iblis at September 11, 2016 07:10 PM (9221z)
Posted by: chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at September 11, 2016 07:10 PM (G2Sc9)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 11, 2016 07:10 PM (9Gfqa)
Posted by: The Electoral Hat at September 11, 2016 07:10 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Zombie Freddie Mercury at September 11, 2016 07:10 PM (n5VsB)
What I'm getting at is that the Dems we have here make me think that
Hillary would STILL be running, and still be doing equally well with
them, if she had died two years ago. I swear NY once re-elected a guy
for comptroller who had been convicted of embezzling from the state...
Just FYI
Posted by: Optimizer at September 11, 2016 07:05 PM (EnK/R)
I just finished a trip across upstate NY, never saw one Hillary sigh, lots and lots of Trump signs and a few old Bernie signs....But the big cities will go for Hillary not matter what...so the country side doesn't really matter.
Posted by: Colin at September 11, 2016 07:11 PM (hIWCG)
All other media is expected to get on board with this story immediately.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 11, 2016 07:11 PM (4HySM)
But I don't know that the Dems want to run Sanders. And since they already bought him off (or their friends did, whatevs), Sanders might not want the hassle of challenging the Party. Heck he might be bored of the whole game by now.
And aliens from Tabby's Dyson Spheroid might conquer us next month. That speculation is just as valid as any other
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 11, 2016 07:11 PM (6FqZa)
I vote for the strobe light pin on the tie at the first debate.
Watching the witch go googly while The Donald smiles innocently would be winning on so many levels.
Posted by: Karmic Justice at September 11, 2016 07:11 PM (jofz7)
Posted by: Dang at September 11, 2016 07:11 PM (k0G44)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 11, 2016 07:08 PM (SEXy3)
****
Yep. Comey and Lynch have already told us she is untouchable Royalty. Suck it, proles.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, Deplorable and Irredeemable at September 11, 2016 07:12 PM (KcI5m)
Posted by: Northernlurker at September 11, 2016 07:12 PM (s7hQ/)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 11, 2016 07:12 PM (dULJN)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 11, 2016 07:12 PM (SEXy3)
Posted by: Mister Magoo's
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Her damage control team needs to have her lift a cart off of someone who got run over - a la Jean Valjean!
Posted by: RKae at September 11, 2016 07:12 PM (i+OYT)
Posted by: Make American Great Again at September 11, 2016 07:12 PM (BS8yt)
Posted by: Alana at September 11, 2016 07:12 PM (PXO80)
"When she passed out she left 1500 dollars worth of tax payer money in the street in the form of one of her shoes."
Scary thing is...her foot was still in it!
Posted by: It's Leprosy shes got at September 11, 2016 07:12 PM (CFAp3)
As someone who's caught that disease twice, it takes a couple months of low-risk activity to throw it off.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 11, 2016 07:12 PM (6FqZa)
Just one more example of a federal agency gone bad. It's not their job to conceal the fact that a presidential candidate can't manage basic life tasks.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 11, 2016 07:13 PM (4HySM)
there's lots. they're the same brain-dead, no taste chicks that find nobama good looking too.
Posted by: concrete girl prepping for winter at September 11, 2016 07:13 PM (hGofI)
I used to drink champagne
Now I'm beginning to feel the strain
Bad bad brain
Bad bad brain
I used to be in show biz
I used to have fortune and fame
I used to have pleasure and pain
I used to have a name
Bad bad brain
Bad bad brain
Now I'm on the Bowery
I can't remember my name
Bad bad brain
Bad bad brain
Posted by: Hillary! (C) Ramone at September 11, 2016 07:13 PM (zFinW)
Posted by: Nate at September 11, 2016 07:13 PM (ZKFbl)
Looked like she was seizing to me.
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway
*flops to ground*
"Alligator!"
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 11, 2016 07:13 PM (kdS6q)
could be replaced at that time, or beforehand by agreement. No change
to the actual ballot is necessary.
.
.
.They can do anything they want under their rules but in some States the ballot is already locked. Here in Kentucky hillary will appear on the ballot even if they pick the Stay Puft Marshmellow man to replace her.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 11, 2016 07:13 PM (iONHu)
Never apologize, Ace.
Posted by: garrett at September 11, 2016 07:13 PM (X0y+B)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile
So Donna Brazile is going to have a private sit-down with Hillary? And if she refuses to drop out, will smother her with a pillow and claim it's natural causes.
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 11, 2016 07:13 PM (dtWKK)
apologies -- got caught up in the breaking news thing where all discrimination goes out the window
***
It fooled me too. Somebody was very deliberate in their screengrab. Here's the link to the video. scroll down a bit to find it.
http://nbcnews.to/2cNR1hs
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 11, 2016 07:14 PM (SEXy3)
#BLM will burn all their cities with cries of "Disenfranchisement!"
Posted by: t-bird at September 11, 2016 07:14 PM (mxCgt)
All other media is expected to get on board with this story immediately.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 11, 2016 07:11 PM (4HySM)
Uh... her campaign already said it was a heat problem...
So which lie ... I mean... story... are we supposed to run with???
Posted by: MSM at September 11, 2016 07:14 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Hillary at September 11, 2016 07:14 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Dang at September 11, 2016 07:14 PM (k0G44)
If Hillary wins, Huma will do the same.
Posted by: The Political Hat at September 11, 2016 06:51 PM (vBeA5)
It's OK. She's with us.
Posted by: The Muslim Brotherhood at September 11, 2016 07:14 PM (YeKKY)
Posted by: torabora at September 11, 2016 07:14 PM (Lh0b8)
369 Those WERE NOT seizure glasses!! They were pneumonia glasses!!!!!!!
Posted by: Weasel at September 11, 2016 06:54 PM (Sfs6o)
Too funny.
Posted by: washrivergal madly and deeply deplorable at September 11, 2016 07:14 PM (Z80Ib)
As two agents started to grab the arms of Hillary. 4-5 others quickly formed a barrier to prevent pictures/videos.
Posted by: Drider at September 11, 2016 07:10 PM (6Xbsz)
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Code word: Light's out
Posted by: Make American Great Again at September 11, 2016 07:14 PM (BS8yt)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 11, 2016 07:14 PM (21hN3)
___________________________
If she really does have Parkinson's, it may be more likely that she'll have another one of those brain "freezes," where she doesn't know what to say so she just stands there, or she could have some more of those head bobbing episodes.
She's already done both on camera. The black guy came up and rubbed her back and reassured her and told her to keep talking when she froze at that rally. But who can do that for her in the middle of a debate? It could be interesting. And Trump needs to be very, very careful that he doesn't do anything that could be seen as "mean" to the sick old lady.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 11, 2016 07:15 PM (NnYnv)
My eyes almost rolled out of my head when I read this.
There IS nobody else on the Democrat side. Their candidates this year were Martin O'Malley, Bernie freaking Sanders, and Frau Clinton. Who are they going to run? Joe Biden? Tammy Duckworth? Put Tim Kaine at the top of the ticket?
Either we live in a real, live democracy where any successful person can run for office or we live under an aristocracy. Figure it the fuck out.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at September 11, 2016 07:15 PM (Iy6JT)
As two agents started to grab the arms of Hillary. 4-5 others quickly formed a barrier to prevent pictures/videos.
Posted by: Drider at September 11, 2016 07:10 PM (6Xbsz)
In its own way, it was beautiful to watch. Like a ballet, expertly performed. The guy who circled around, and was the second to grab her to drag her in the van, there was no hurry in his movement. He swooped in as smooth as a swan, and whoosh! Off she went. Into the black hearse of magical cures.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 11, 2016 07:15 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: torabora at September 11, 2016 07:15 PM (Lh0b8)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 11, 2016 07:15 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Optimizer at September 11, 2016 07:15 PM (EnK/R)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 11, 2016 07:15 PM (iONHu)
Posted by: Hillary 2016! hic at September 11, 2016 07:15 PM (gwG9s)
Posted by: Hillary! "Often Confused" Rodham Clinton at September 11, 2016 07:15 PM (4HySM)
Posted by: Golfman at September 11, 2016 07:15 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 11, 2016 07:15 PM (OLNwX)
Patton Oswalt*
Wait, so Hillary has PNEUMONIA and she's still campaigning as hard as she is? You realize how badass that is, right?
*Alleged comic
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 11, 2016 07:15 PM (kdS6q)
So which lie ... I mean... story... are we supposed to run with???
It's a new disease. Hot pneumonia.
Posted by: Dang at September 11, 2016 07:15 PM (k0G44)
Posted by: zombie at September 11, 2016 07:15 PM (jBuUi)
I liked that Susan Sarandon / Sean Penn film where she played the Catholic nun. It was all anti-death penalty.
If the killer did not have to face his impending death, he would never have repented.
It turned out to be very pro-death penalty.
I do sympathize with the repentant sinners. They fucked up. They know it. They are sorry. They are willing to pay the price.
Unrepentant shitheads like the Clintons can go to Hell.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo of the basket of Deplorables at September 11, 2016 07:15 PM (4+VII)
Posted by: Make American Great Again at September 11, 2016 07:15 PM (BS8yt)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 11, 2016 07:16 PM (WV3Yp)
Posted by: RioBravo at September 11, 2016 07:16 PM (NUqwG)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 11, 2016 07:16 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: garrett at September 11, 2016 07:16 PM (X0y+B)
Bizarro scenario: Hillary dies and Barack declares National Emergency and remains President until..
Posted by: davidt at September 11, 2016 07:16 PM (IqgQx)
Posted by: freaked at September 11, 2016 07:16 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: mrp at September 11, 2016 07:16 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Splunge at September 11, 2016 07:16 PM (iMxBJ)
The nurse is pointing, with her right hand, to her shoulder/neck saying look right here.
She's checking motor and cognition.
Posted by: gNewt....forever censored at September 11, 2016 07:09 PM (hjrto)
Rusty Nail put the end to that notion.
Posted by: gNewt....forever censored at September 11, 2016 07:16 PM (hjrto)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo of the basket of Deplorables at September 11, 2016 07:16 PM (4+VII)
If she drops out then the Left/Democrat/Media comes off as a bunch of liars that can't be trusted so no matter who they throw in there will bomb.
They are trying to save the down ticket at this point.
Posted by: Pepe the Irredeemable, founder of the fn-right at September 11, 2016 07:16 PM (H8Bf9)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at September 11, 2016 07:16 PM (MH6J6)
"I think she's going to drop out -- and Trump can't beat any other person."
Now you are making me very very nervous.
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I'm not going for this. Imagine these races:
Cruz vs Bernie
Rubio vs Warren
Jeb vs Biden
This notion that Trump is beatable by anyone in the universe except Hillary and every other GOPer could beat any other Dem is questionable. I'd like to see numbers.
Posted by: iforgot has pix of 911 memorial in nic at September 11, 2016 07:17 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Splunge at September 11, 2016 07:17 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 11, 2016 07:17 PM (21hN3)
Wait, so Hillary has PNEUMONIA and she's still campaigning as hard as she is? You realize how badass that is, right?
*Alleged comic
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 11, 2016 07:15 PM (kdS6q)
Wow, they are such lemmings. If they said she had diarrhea the lefty fanbois would say the same thing
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 11, 2016 07:17 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Alana
She grew on me in 2008 because in that campaign, she didn't treat the white working class as the Shades Of The Damned like... well, like she's doing now. Also I'd momentarily forgotten all the sleaze of the 1990s, plus she was running against Obama.
Since then the Clintons have plumbed new depths in sleaze, to an extent even Leftists (outside the journ-o-listas) know it. It'll be a wonderful moment if she "for the love of God, goes".
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 11, 2016 07:17 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Yeats at September 11, 2016 07:17 PM (Ag8Mw)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 11, 2016 07:17 PM (6IPEM)
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My feeling exactly about the Green River Killer. Only when faced with the death penalty did he finally tell where the bodies of his victims were.
The death penalty is a necessary bargaining tool.
Posted by: RKae at September 11, 2016 07:18 PM (i+OYT)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 11, 2016 07:18 PM (6FqZa)
What does it mean if her phlegm sprouts legs?
Posted by: Clarney at September 11, 2016 06:10 PM (dgO4h)
Walking pneumonia.
Posted by: Dr. Phil at September 11, 2016 07:18 PM (n3hky)
could be replaced at that time, or beforehand by agreement. No change
to the actual ballot is necessary.
.
.
.They can do anything they want under their rules but in some States the ballot is already locked. Here in Kentucky hillary will appear on the ballot even if they pick the Stay Puft Marshmellow man to replace her.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 11, 2016 07:13 PM (iONHu)
That's irrelevant. The electors can still vote for whoever they want.
Remember, you don't vote for President, 538 electors do.
Posted by: The Electoral Hat at September 11, 2016 07:18 PM (vBeA5)
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart;
the centre cannot hold.
Posted by: zombie at September 11, 2016 07:18 PM (jBuUi)
Bizarro scenario: Hillary dies and Barack declares National Emergency and remains President until..
Posted by: davidt at September 11, 2016 07:16 PM (IqgQx)
The revolution?
Posted by: The Founding Fathers rolling in their Graves at September 11, 2016 07:18 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at September 11, 2016 07:19 PM (MNgU2)
Pneumonia is decided upon as the explanation for Hillary's health concerns.
Someone asks if pneumonia is contagious.
As the issue is being discussed, Hillary glances over at her grandchild and considers sacrificing the child with the explanation that the child caught her pneumonia. She figures that might be worth 2 or 3% in the polls n a very tight race.
She contemplates this for another second or two as the camera cuts away....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 11, 2016 07:19 PM (uFqpT)
Dr.Sanjay Gupta was on CNN when they announced the pneumonia diagnosis.You could tell by his face he didn't really buy it but he played along like a good soldier.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 11, 2016 07:19 PM (PtOP4)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 11, 2016 07:20 PM (OLNwX)
***
You're correct. Somebody deliberately mislead with that screencap.
http://nbcnews.to/2cNR1hs
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 11, 2016 07:00 PM (SEXy3)
Well shit, as the left say fake but true.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 11, 2016 07:20 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: t-bird at September 11, 2016 07:20 PM (mxCgt)
Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 07:20 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 11, 2016 07:20 PM (uFqpT)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at September 11, 2016 07:19 PM (MNgU2)
Not only "traveling with her doctor." The guy seems to stick to her like the officer with the nuclear codes sticks to the President.
If she gets elected, will they bump into each other a lot?
Posted by: Splunge at September 11, 2016 07:20 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Kreplach at September 11, 2016 07:20 PM (+lv+r)
Ellie: Grandma, can you come put and play?
Grandma: Sure, Ellie, oh my, you might want to c'mere and help Grandma.
Ellie: What's the matter, Grandma, can you stand?
Grandma: Oh, sorry honey, it's ma' knees.
They just don't work the way they used to.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 11, 2016 07:21 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 11, 2016 07:21 PM (6FqZa)
Wait, so Hillary has PNEUMONIA and she's still campaigning as hard as she is? You realize how badass that is, right?
*Alleged comic
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 11, 2016 07:15 PM (kdS6q)
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Sure, if you want to call the last week "hard campaigning". One forum, two or three stops for 20 minutes speeches and a couple of mega fundraisers.
Oh and a "press conference" with 4 questions and no follow ups.
Posted by: Make American Great Again at September 11, 2016 07:21 PM (BS8yt)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 11, 2016 07:21 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: Fritz at September 11, 2016 07:21 PM (HVQlX)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at September 11, 2016 07:21 PM (MH6J6)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 11, 2016 07:21 PM (dULJN)
Hillary is outdoing him here. She will literally try to take the oath from her hospital bed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 11, 2016 07:21 PM (WV3Yp)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 11, 2016 07:21 PM (6FqZa)
Remember, the Democrat Electors can vote for anyone they want. Hillary
could be replaced at that time, or beforehand by agreement. No change
to the actual ballot is necessary.
.
.
.They can do anything they want under their rules but in some States
the ballot is already locked. Here in Kentucky hillary will appear on
the ballot even if they pick the Stay Puft Marshmellow man to replace
her.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 11, 2016 07:13 PM (iONHu)
That's irrelevant. The electors can still vote for whoever they want.
Remember, you don't vote for President, 538 electors do.
.
.
.
.Unless they change the current rules, they can't vote for someone who is not on the ballot. I do understand that they could attempt to force a rule change midstream, but until they do that, hillary is on the ballot and they can't vote for someone who is not on the ballot.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 11, 2016 07:22 PM (iONHu)
Posted by: Simplemind at September 11, 2016 07:22 PM (1/dEZ)
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at September 11, 2016 07:22 PM (ASSjT)
Bizarro scenario II: Hillary doesn't seem to be dying fast enough. Barack...
Posted by: t-bird at September 11, 2016 07:22 PM (mxCgt)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo of the basket of Deplorables at September 11, 2016 07:22 PM (4+VII)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 11, 2016 07:22 PM (LdMbv)
Anyway Fox reporters are going on with the sent out memo Hillary has Pneumonia and are asking when will she get over it.
But if the general consensus is right not Hillary's handlers she will not recover it will be a ongoing thing. Do I have that right?.
Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2016 07:22 PM (0G2eQ)
I'm standing in the middle of life with my pants behind me
(I really did think those were the lyrics for a few years)
Posted by: Splunge at September 11, 2016 07:22 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Mortimer at September 11, 2016 07:22 PM (QmR/V)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 11, 2016 07:22 PM (SEXy3)
Posted by: Obi Wan Kenobi at September 11, 2016 07:22 PM (VdICR)
What's the point of going in for tests when you already know EXACTLY what's wrong with you (as she does)?
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 11, 2016 07:22 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 11, 2016 07:23 PM (SEXy3)
Posted by: zombie at September 11, 2016 07:23 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Grandmalcaesar at September 11, 2016 07:23 PM (LbbJZ)
If the FBI is willing to cave to the Clintons, why would anyone think that the Dems have the collective courage to oust Hillary? My guess is the Clintons are in denial at this point, and too self-absorbed and emotionally dysfunctional to deal honestly with any health problems.
Posted by: Levin at September 11, 2016 07:23 PM (iZGeA)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 11, 2016 07:23 PM (SEXy3)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 11, 2016 07:23 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: Bernie at September 11, 2016 07:23 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 11, 2016 07:23 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: freaked at September 11, 2016 07:23 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: zombie at September 11, 2016 07:23 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: zombie at September 11, 2016 07:24 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at September 11, 2016 07:24 PM (ASSjT)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo of the basket of Deplorables at September 11, 2016 07:22 PM (4+VII)
LIVs, FSA, pajama bois, soccer moms, other assorted idiots.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 11, 2016 07:24 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 11, 2016 06:28 PM
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Do you have a link for that vid, WWW? I haven't seen anything about something coming out of her leg except on here.
Thanks!
Posted by: IrishEi at September 11, 2016 07:24 PM (eM2Uz)
What if Scankles gets elected, but doesn't make it to the swearing-in?
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo of the basket of Deplorables at September 11, 2016 07:24 PM (4+VII)
Aw , fug!
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d @ @ b
( o==o )
I am HillBot v5.0.1.
Fear me!
My recuperative powers are beyond reckoning!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 11, 2016 07:24 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Pepe the Irredeemable, founder of the fn-right at September 11, 2016 07:24 PM (H8Bf9)
Posted by: Drider
So, it's a real life Cinderella story. Except in this one, the shoe will be found by a handsome dyke prince. I wonder if the black van turned into a pumpkin once it turned the corner.
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 11, 2016 07:25 PM (dtWKK)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 11, 2016 07:25 PM (6FqZa)
Remember, you don't vote for President, 538 electors do.
Unless they change the current rules, they can't vote for someone who is not on the ballot. I do understand that they could attempt to force a rule change midstream, but until they do that, hillary is on the ballot and they can't vote for someone who is not on the ballot.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 11, 2016 07:22 PM (iONHu)
Not true. States may try to punish faithless electors, but the electors are indeed free to vote for whomever they darn well please.
And yes, faithless electors happen, most recently, IIRC, in 2004.
Posted by: The Electoral Hat at September 11, 2016 07:25 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: garrett at September 11, 2016 07:25 PM (X0y+B)
Posted by: t-bird at September 11, 2016 07:25 PM (mxCgt)
Posted by: Splunge at September 11, 2016 07:25 PM (iMxBJ)
What if Scankles gets elected, but doesn't make it to the swearing-in?
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo of the basket of Deplorables at September 11, 2016 07:24 PM (4+VII)
President Kaine.
Posted by: Pepe the Irredeemable, founder of the fn-right at September 11, 2016 07:25 PM (H8Bf9)
Posted by: Mel at September 11, 2016 07:26 PM (xei8v)
Posted by: BlackLabsMatter at September 11, 2016 07:26 PM (mHBWM)
Posted by: Hillary at September 11, 2016 07:26 PM (iMxBJ)
That's how Deplorables do it.
Posted by: ALH at September 11, 2016 07:26 PM (Z56vq)
What if Scankles gets elected, but doesn't make it to the swearing-in?
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo of the basket of Deplorables at September 11, 2016 07:24 PM (4+VII)
VP elect gets sworn in...
Now... if neither make it to getting sworn in... as there is no cabinet... would Paul Ryan become President?
Posted by: The Founding Fathers rolling in their Graves at September 11, 2016 07:26 PM (qf6WZ)
Yes, her collapsing and having to be dragged into a van could fuel rumors
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 11, 2016 07:26 PM (auHtY)
Someone tell him maybe?
Posted by: L, Elle at September 11, 2016 07:27 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 11, 2016 07:27 PM (dtWKK)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at September 11, 2016 07:27 PM (MNgU2)
http://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2016/09/11/ kate-upton-declares-todays- dolphins-protest- unacceptable/
(remove spaces in link)
Posted by: a T-Rex trying to rub one out at September 11, 2016 07:27 PM (H9MG5)
That's irrelevant. The electors can still vote for whoever they want.
Remember, you don't vote for President, 538 electors do.
Posted by: The Electoral Hat
and the 12th Amendment says what again?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 11, 2016 07:27 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: The Breck Girl at September 11, 2016 07:27 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: typo dynamofo at September 11, 2016 07:27 PM (394Te)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 11, 2016 07:26 PM (auHtY)
Bill just used to call that dating.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 11, 2016 07:27 PM (uFqpT)
Posted by: Pepe the Irredeemable, founder of the fn-right at September 11, 2016 07:24 PM (H8Bf9)
Just mention that Ghostbusters 2016 was the real killer of his wife.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 11, 2016 07:27 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables at September 11, 2016 07:28 PM (L2UGl)
Posted by: garrett at September 11, 2016 07:28 PM (X0y+B)
637 Watch her right foot. Completely toes over dragging her in. She should be in the hospital getting a brain scan or three.
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She scuffed the tops of her Bruno Maglis for sure.
Posted by: iforgot has pix of 911 memorial in nic at September 11, 2016 07:28 PM (5o5ek)
That was usually the "this is why we have an electoral college" textbook scenario. Presumably, the electors would be freed to select a living candidate. If she keels over after THEY meet, then constitutional order of succession applies (Kaine becomes President, selects a new Vice to be confirmed by Senate when the reconvene).
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 11, 2016 07:28 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: BlackLabsMatter at September 11, 2016 07:26 PM (mHBWM)
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Mitt Romney will be delivering it and Obama will eat it after the election.
Posted by: RioBravo at September 11, 2016 07:28 PM (NUqwG)
The real question is how many states have legally bound their electors to reflect the popular vote of their state in the first ballot.
Assuming even one state hasn't and someone can sneak Hillary replacement's into the first ballot, then all bets are off.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 11, 2016 07:28 PM (21hN3)
Posted by: Hillary at September 11, 2016 07:28 PM (IqgQx)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 11, 2016 07:28 PM (zc3Db)
What if Scankles gets elected, but doesn't make it to the swearing-in?
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo of the basket of Deplorables at September 11, 2016 07:24 PM (4+VII)
If she dies before the Electoral College votes, it'll be up to the Electoral College. If they vote for someone else, that other person wins... unless the Dem electors split their vote, in which case it'll fall to the House of Representatives, voting by state delegation, to decide.
If the Electoral College still votes for Hillary, the 20th Amendment (as modified by the 25th Amendment) kicks in, and Kaine becomes President.
If Hillary dies after the Electoral College votes, than the 20th Amendment kicks in and Kaine becomes President.
Posted by: The Electoral Hat at September 11, 2016 07:28 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: typo dynamofo at September 11, 2016 07:27 PM (394Te)
All true. Now explain all the people that Trump beat on his way here, and the polls showing Hillary ahead.
Posted by: Hillary at September 11, 2016 07:28 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 11, 2016 07:28 PM (BK3ZS)
In my opinion, the national anthem is a symbolic song about our country. It represents honoring the many brave men and women who sacrifice and have sacrificed their lives each and every single day to protect our freedom. Sitting or kneeling down during the national anthem is a disgrace to those people who have served and currently serve our country. Sitting down during the national anthem on September 11th is even more horrific. Protest all you want and use social media all you want. However, during the nearly two minutes when that song is playing, I believe everyone should put their hands on their heart and be proud of our country for we are all truly blessed.
So hot, fun, patriotic. And taken by that Verlander bastard
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 11, 2016 07:28 PM (39g3+)
The public is gonna eat this up like candy.
And the net result will be a pickup of at least one million votes.
Posted by: Average Joe at September 11, 2016 07:28 PM (L2R3U)
This morning's episode reminded me of my diabetic mom's blood sugar crashes. Stumbling, fainting, "overheating", quick recovery. But no one's ever mentioned diabetes in relation to Hils, so I guess it's not that.
Posted by: sinalco at September 11, 2016 07:29 PM (yODqO)
Posted by: loginon at September 11, 2016 07:29 PM (UwoDP)
Posted by: Karmic Justice at September 11, 2016 07:29 PM (jofz7)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 11, 2016 07:29 PM (cPsPa)
It's going to be interesting to see just how many of these a-holes were in on this from the get-go.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 11, 2016 07:29 PM (NnYnv)
Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2016 07:29 PM (0G2eQ)
Posted by: runninrebel at September 11, 2016 07:29 PM (mQoUp)
Posted by: Serious Cat at September 11, 2016 07:29 PM (7mWod)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 11, 2016 07:30 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Epobirs at September 11, 2016 07:30 PM (IdCqF)
That's pretty harsh, right? No more so than leaving an ambassador and a bunch of operators to die fighting with no hope of rescue. And then lying about it to their families. Over their coffins. Fuck that miserable scrunt and everyone who supports her.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 11, 2016 07:04 PM (1qrFE)
Amen. Ditto. I'm 100% with every syllable. Semper Fi
Posted by: An American Commoner, Irredeemably Deplorable at September 11, 2016 07:30 PM (pxwEr)
Posted by: ArthurK at September 11, 2016 07:30 PM (h53OH)
if she refuses to drop out, will smother her with a pillow and claim
it's natural causes.
Sorta like obozo's grandmother dying right after he saw her?
Posted by: Infidel at September 11, 2016 07:30 PM (Fmhpe)
___________________
As of yesterday, Amazon had about 9 pages of various "Deplorable" t-shirts, tote bags, etc.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 11, 2016 07:30 PM (NnYnv)
Gore was looking for "faithless electors" who could be persuaded (or "persuaded", IYKWIMAITYD) to vote for the "actual winner" of the popular vote. Chosen, not elected, etc., etc., etc,).
Posted by: F ox2! at September 11, 2016 07:30 PM (r5k3Z)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 11, 2016 07:28 PM (zc3Db)
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Then they send a little girl up to her for a photo op and she coughs right in her face!
Posted by: Make American Great Again at September 11, 2016 07:30 PM (BS8yt)
The real question is how many states have legally bound their electors to reflect the popular vote of their state in the first ballot.
Assuming even one state hasn't and someone can sneak Hillary replacement's into the first ballot, then all bets are off.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 11, 2016 07:28 PM (21hN3)
The electors votes are what is counted by Congress. The state's have no way of actually preventing that.
Posted by: The Electoral Hat at September 11, 2016 07:31 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 11, 2016 07:31 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 11, 2016 07:31 PM (39g3+)
408 Is this guy her doctor or just someone she schmoozes with? The article says Dr. Mark Hyman has advised both Bill & Hill. She says he performed "amazing blood work" on her and gave her a "very sophisticated biomedical analysis".
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Uh, yeah. And did the e-meter say she was free of Thetan bodies?
Posted by: iforgot has pix of 911 memorial in nic at September 11, 2016 07:31 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: USA at September 11, 2016 07:31 PM (FVvi+)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 11, 2016 07:31 PM (97XyN)
Announcing pneumonia in a 69 year old woman is not exactly like announcing a bout of the flu.
Posted by: Splunge at September 11, 2016 07:31 PM (iMxBJ)
Watch her right foot. Completely toes over dragging her in.
She tripped over a sabotaged piece of concrete.
SIDEWALKGATE!!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 11, 2016 07:31 PM (IqV8l)
I know it sounds crazy but seriously, look at the video.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 11, 2016 07:31 PM (iWW0H)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 11, 2016 07:30 PM (NnYnv)
Thanks! I am never very fashion forward, never would have found em.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 11, 2016 07:32 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: dagny at September 11, 2016 07:32 PM (brElc)
The DNC is worried about the repaying some powerful people via access to the White House.
Posted by: Pepe the Irredeemable, founder of the fn-right at September 11, 2016 07:32 PM (H8Bf9)
I was talking to someone earlier and said, "Go look at the video. It's absolutely jaw-dropping."
She said in return a few minutes later, "All of the network news sites and all of the big Web news portals have the same single video clip: Hillary waving for the cameras outside Chelsea's apartment."
I said, "Bah! Go here," and gave her a YouTube page. Showing the actual footage of Hillary being out on her feet and collapsing while being dragged into the van.
She said, "For some reason, that page won't load in my browser. I've tried a couple of times. Other pages are loading just fine."
Nothing to see here, you looky-loos! Move along!
Posted by: torquewrench at September 11, 2016 07:32 PM (noWW6)
That's how Deplorables do it.
Posted by: ALH
Yes it is. See "imprecatory psalms".
In any case, we're not happy because she's sick. We're happy because a vile person won't get the opportunity to cause even more damage to this country after Obama's disastrous 8 years.
I'd send her a get well card if she voluntarily dropped out. But if she won't, I think it's awesome that we've been delivered from the Second Worst President in US history.
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 11, 2016 07:32 PM (dtWKK)
Nope.
Posted by: Yeats at September 11, 2016 07:17 PM (Ag8Mw)
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Called it.
Posted by: Yeats at September 11, 2016 07:32 PM (Ag8Mw)
Hilary Rodham sat on a bollard
Hilary Rodham stumbled straight forward
And it took
All the private doctors
And
All the secret service men
To get the old bitch
Into the van
Posted by: Cracked Egg at September 11, 2016 07:32 PM (CFAp3)
Those guys don't mess around.
Posted by: PJ at September 11, 2016 07:32 PM (cHuNI)
It's going to be interesting to see just how many of these a-holes were in on this from the get-go.
All of them.
Posted by: F ox2! at September 11, 2016 07:32 PM (r5k3Z)
Now she is a prisoner to her ego.
Posted by: redenzo at September 11, 2016 06:36 PM (5wSNN)
They invite this speculation. It's worth considering the possibility this is happening, not because she wants it to, but because the people propping her up are not giving her an option.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 11, 2016 06:38 PM (Pz4pT)
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when you've sold your soul to the devil, he's gonna take his pound of flesh one way or another...
Posted by: I Smell Something Rotten at September 11, 2016 07:33 PM (7ZnYG)
Oh and I propose a new campaign song for Hillz.
Slip Slidin' Away
You know the nearer your destination, the more you're slip slidin' away...
http://tinyurl.com/zgumtyn
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 11, 2016 07:33 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2016 07:29 PM (0G2eQ)
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C'mon, Skip, there is no other side video.
Posted by: Make American Great Again at September 11, 2016 07:33 PM (BS8yt)
DAMN IT!!!!
I set aside a bunch of stuff to go to her event tomorrow. Now it will likely be freakin' CANCELLED. All that schedule rearrangement for nothing. Fuck.
Link for that?
Posted by: zombie at September 11, 2016 06:58 PM (jBuUi)
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As long as you've canceled a bunch of stuff, go anyway. You might see something.
Posted by: iforgot has pix of 911 memorial in nic at September 11, 2016 07:34 PM (5o5ek)
Reading the comments on MSN, the brain dead lefties are now bleating at anyone who says she has health issues. Oh so you're a doctor and and expert on her health. And it had to be 83 degrees and high humidity anyone would have felt bad. No matter happens the left can't see the reality in front of them. The biggest bunch of lemmings.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 11, 2016 07:34 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 11, 2016 07:34 PM (6Ll1u)
Oh and I propose a new campaign song for Hillz.
Slip Slidin' Away
You know the nearer your destination, the more you're slip slidin' away...
http://tinyurl.com/zgumtyn
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 11, 2016 07:33 PM (kXoT0)
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Code word: Slip sliding away!
Posted by: Make American Great Again at September 11, 2016 07:34 PM (BS8yt)
The 20th Amendment explains what would happen if this occurs:
"Section 3. If, at the time fixed for the beginning of the term of the President, the President elect shall have died, the Vice President elect shall become President. If a President shall not have been chosen before the time fixed for the beginning of his term, or if the President elect shall have failed to qualify, then the Vice President elect shall act as President until a President shall have qualified; and the Congress may by law provide for the case wherein neither a President elect nor a Vice President elect shall have qualified, declaring who shall then act as President, or the manner in which one who is to act shall be selected, and such person shall act accordingly until a President or Vice President shall have qualified.
"Section 4. The Congress may by law provide for the case of the death of any of the persons from whom the House of Representatives may choose a President whenever the right of choice shall have devolved upon them, and for the case of the death of any of the persons from whom the Senate may choose a Vice President whenever the right of choice shall have devolved upon them."
Posted by: The Electoral Hat at September 11, 2016 07:34 PM (vBeA5)
Hillary is suffering from cardiac issues, most likely arrhythmia that leads to symptoms of congestive heart failure.
Arrythmia leads to diminished ejection fraction, which creates clots. Remember Hillary had a cerebral accident? Remember she is on blood thinners, which are prescribe to prevent blood clots.
Pneumonia? Try pulmonary fluid build up due to congestive heart failure.
Sensitive to heat? Atrial fibrillation is exacerbated by heat and humidity.
Fatigue and memory issues? All due to diminished ejection fraction and lower oxygenation in the brain and muscles.
Hillary is very sick. She went to her daughter's apartment because if she went to a hospital, she would have been admitted to the ICU or cardiac ward, which would blow the cover of her ailment.
She is not fit to serve.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 11, 2016 07:34 PM (KQTmr)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 11, 2016 07:34 PM (VxHD9)
What's that, you saw video of her totally collapsing and being dragged into a van? Oh. Well it was uh, pneumonia, yeah that's it. We knew it 2 days ago. That's why we pretended she was totally healthy and didn't take her to a hospital after she collapsed.
Squirrel!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 11, 2016 07:35 PM (39g3+)
Everyone needs to stop repeating this.
That video is the same freaking video.
It's just flipped like a mirror.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 11, 2016 07:35 PM (21hN3)
Posted by: t-bird at September 11, 2016 07:35 PM (mxCgt)
And yes, faithless electors happen, most recently, IIRC, in 2004.
Posted by: The Electoral Hat at September 11, 2016 07:25 PM (vBeA5)
Yes, but if no one then gets a majority of said electoral college votes, then it devolves to the House...
Where they can only vote for the top 3 vote getters... and each State gets 1 vote.
Getting ALL the Dem Electors to switch... could be problematic...
Posted by: The Founding Fathers rolling in their Graves at September 11, 2016 07:35 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at September 11, 2016 07:35 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Splunge at September 11, 2016 07:31 PM (iMxBJ)
By tomorrow it might be the flu or shingles or whooping cough or hoof in mouth.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 11, 2016 07:35 PM (auHtY)
Short of her dropping dead (not yet, please G-D) - and even then - there is no way in hell that this beast will ever willingly voluntarily step down.
Her ego, narcissism and will to power will simply not allow it. And she knows to much to let anyone get away with trying. She will take people down and even her own party if they try anything. It's kind of a miracle that Obama was allowed to check her in '08.
No way she leaves. Unless Trump really steps on his dick, I think he'll win. It will be close but it will be a clear victory,
Sefton out.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 11, 2016 07:36 PM (9P3OG)
The real question is how many states have legally bound their electors to reflect the popular vote of their state in the first ballot.
Posted by: Walter Freeman
http://tinyurl.com/a3wwf2f
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 11, 2016 07:36 PM (kdS6q)
If she is in as bad a condition as suspected, the consequences don't fall on her so much as her camp. Bill doesn't get back in the White House to play Mrs. Wilson. ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edith_Wilson ) A bunch of power players depend on the Clintons for their ongoing influence and some big donors are going to be very pissed if they don't get value for their purchases.
Posted by: Epobirs at September 11, 2016 07:36 PM (IdCqF)
Typing, "Hillary Clinton faints" produces no auto complete.
Bing and yahoo do.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 11, 2016 07:36 PM (+lv+r)
Remember when it was absolute black-letter law in New Jersey that candidates had to appear on the ballot if they withdrew any closer than 51 days to the election?
And how Bob Torricelli then realized, two weeks inside that ironclad window, that he was going to lose for sure, and withdrew anyway?
And how the NJ Supreme Court then said that OF COURSE it was okay for the Democrats to replace Torch on the ballot with Frank Lautenberg, black-letter state elections law notwithstanding, because fairness.
You just know the Joisey Supremes would have been equally accommodating had it been necessary to bend the rules to save a shot at a U.S. Senate seat for a Republican candidate. No one could ever doubt their consistency and fidelity to principle.
Posted by: torquewrench at September 11, 2016 07:36 PM (noWW6)
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Nope. It's the exact same video. Some genius flipped it over, left to right.
Look at the direction the van is facing.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 11, 2016 07:36 PM (SEXy3)
Hillary: We going to the White House, ain't we Donna?
Donna: You bet Hillary. Any day now.
Hillary: And you gonna tend the Rose Garden, but I get to take care of the rabbits! Tell me again 'bout the rabbits, Donna!
Donna: Sure, Hill. I'll tell you about the rabbits, but first you gotta look over at that wall, ok? Just keep looking at that wall.
*click*
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at September 11, 2016 07:36 PM (lRwmz)
Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2016 07:29 PM (0G2eQ)
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C'mon, Skip, there is no other side video.
Posted by: Make American Great Again at September 11, 2016 07:33 PM (BS8yt)
It's the same video, it's just been flipped. The lapel pins are on the wrong side and the van is going the wrong direction.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at September 11, 2016 07:36 PM (ASSjT)
top of that, she may face consequences for her corruption as Sec of
State. She is in deep poop if she's not running the show.
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This US Justice system can't reach you in Hell.
Posted by: Methos at September 11, 2016 07:36 PM (3Liv/)
There is no federal law binding electors, but nearly half of states have laws binding their electors, and those laws have been upheld by the federal Supreme Court.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 11, 2016 07:37 PM (21hN3)
The decision to not take her to the hospital was political, not medical.
Posted by: pookysgirl at September 11, 2016 07:02 PM (ar2KI)
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I'm certain she has secret medical stations everywhere she goes. Chelsea probably has a mini-ER in her apartment.
Posted by: iforgot has pix of 911 memorial in nic at September 11, 2016 07:37 PM (5o5ek)
Your next prediction about Trump that proves to be true will be your first.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at September 11, 2016 07:37 PM (d76uN)
This could be God's way of letting her know he's the only one who gets to decide who is irredeemable.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 11, 2016 07:37 PM (PtOP4)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 11, 2016 07:35 PM (auHtY)
Mad Cow Syndrome!!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 11, 2016 07:37 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 11, 2016 07:38 PM (WV3Yp)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 11, 2016 07:38 PM (9P3OG)
Hillary Killary, limp as a collard.
All the queen's doctors
and all the queens goons
Couldn't hide Killary's
Embarrassing swoon
Posted by: Trumps of Doom at September 11, 2016 07:38 PM (eEems)
I don't want the media to stop believing either. I want them to continue to spin for her - until her own decrepit body betrays her -and all of her swinish followers.
Best case scenario: she has a seizure on stage during the final debate, with the entire nation watching. There is no time to pick another candidate or remove her from the ballot.
Maybe not even a seizure would be necessary. Puking on the podium or visibly shitting herself would be sufficient.
And an appropriate end to the hag's career.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 11, 2016 07:38 PM (P8951)
Hillary is suffering from cardiac issues, most likely arrhythmia that leads to symptoms of congestive heart failure.
Arrythmia leads to diminished ejection fraction, which creates clots. Remember Hillary had a cerebral accident? Remember she is on blood thinners, which are prescribe to prevent blood clots.
Pneumonia? Try pulmonary fluid build up due to congestive heart failure.
Sensitive to heat? Atrial fibrillation is exacerbated by heat and humidity.
Fatigue and memory issues? All due to diminished ejection fraction and lower oxygenation in the brain and muscles.
Hillary is very sick. She went to her daughter's apartment because if she went to a hospital, she would have been admitted to the ICU or cardiac ward, which would blow the cover of her ailment.
She is not fit to serve.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 11, 2016 07:34 PM (KQTmr)
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I can agree with this. Notice she was holding her hand to her heart like there was some chest pain or just beating irregularly.
Posted by: Make American Great Again at September 11, 2016 07:38 PM (BS8yt)
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 11, 2016 07:32 PM (dtWKK)
I am NOT happy that she is sick. I am happy that she is being revealed bit by bit to the public.
I actually pity her for the psychosis that keeps her locked into this campaign.
It hard to be sick while receiving the best of care. It is beyond miserable to be dragging yourself through a normal day--never mind the demanding days of a Presidential campaign.
I am #DeplorableEnough to admit that I will be doing a happy dance when whatever the final circumstance occurs that makes it impossible for her to be POTUS.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 11, 2016 07:38 PM (kXoT0)
They may be correct in that assumption, but still...
Posted by: navybrat at September 11, 2016 07:38 PM (w7KSn)
How would she authorize it? By squeezing a finger?
Posted by: t-bird at September 11, 2016 07:38 PM (mxCgt)
Posted by: jaimo at September 11, 2016 07:38 PM (eDc0r)
Posted by: Tuna at September 11, 2016 07:39 PM (JSovD)
'Hillary only had pneumonia before and during the fainting spell. She doesn't have it now, as she was cured on the van ride to Chelsea's place. She's fully fit and ready to be the first female president!'
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 11, 2016 07:39 PM (pUDQf)
Your next prediction about Trump that proves to be true will be your first.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at September 11, 2016 07:37 PM (d76uN)
He beat 16 Republicans. He'll beat every Dem they try to throw at him. He doesn't play by Republican rules. He plays to win.
Posted by: Iblis at September 11, 2016 07:39 PM (9221z)
Posted by: A Blinkin at September 11, 2016 07:39 PM (dnWSK)
The electors votes can be challenged by individual House members.
Changing the ballots at this point is a dead end bust.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 11, 2016 07:39 PM (V3IFq)
I would imagine the DNC will offer her a Supreme Court spot if she just gets out.
She's almost dead. I don't feel any joy in that today. Just take the deal, Hillary.
Posted by: PJ at September 11, 2016 07:39 PM (cHuNI)
Posted by: ALH at September 11, 2016 07:40 PM (Z56vq)
Remember Google chairman Eric Schmidt pouring millions of dollars into creating a network specifically intended to ensure Hillary's victory in both the primaries and general election?
Yeah. That.
Posted by: torquewrench at September 11, 2016 07:40 PM (noWW6)
Sure, but the fact that they didn't need to take her to the hospital to get medical care is very significant. This isn't her first rodeo.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 11, 2016 07:40 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Cannibal Tribes of the South Pacific at September 11, 2016 07:40 PM (mxCgt)
It does offer a diff perspective of her getting into in the van.
Is it a false view?
Posted by: L, Elle at September 11, 2016 07:40 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: THe eyes are the window to Hillary's black soul at September 11, 2016 07:40 PM (xB7fY)
Not true. States may try to punish faithless electors, but the electors are indeed free to vote for whomever they darn well please.
Posted by: The Electoral Hat
Not quite:
The U.S. Supreme Court has held that the Constitution does not require that Electors be completely free to act as they choose and therefore, political parties may extract pledges from electors to vote for the parties' nominees. Some state laws provide that so-called "faithless Electors" may be subject to fines or may be disqualified for casting an invalid vote and be replaced by a substitute elector.
The Supreme Court has not specifically ruled on the question of whether pledges and penalties for failure to vote as pledged may be enforced under the Constitution.
Also haven't ruled on whether those restrictions can be enforced in the final vote by the electors.
It goes to the Courts, Gore v Bush II: Electric Boogaloo.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 11, 2016 07:41 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: E.T. at September 11, 2016 07:41 PM (c+7Ko)
Was what she wore on her fingers in the apartment shot consistent with what she usually wears? Just askin'...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 11, 2016 07:41 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: dagny at September 11, 2016 07:41 PM (brElc)
Posted by: davidt at September 11, 2016 07:41 PM (IqgQx)
This could be God's way of letting her know he's the only one who gets to decide who is irredeemable.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 11, 2016 07:37 PM (PtOP4)
Remember what happened to King Herod...
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 11, 2016 07:41 PM (P8951)
It does offer a diff perspective of her getting into in the van.
Is it a false view?
Posted by: L, Elle
Yes, it's digitally flipped. Look at the direction the van is travelling. Also, the doors on passenger vans are always on the right in the US.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 11, 2016 07:42 PM (V3IFq)
***
Blue lenses are used in patients with Photosensitive Epilepsy
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 11, 2016 07:42 PM (SEXy3)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 11, 2016 07:35 PM (auHtY)
And no one in the media will bat an eye. Just like they did not bat an eye over the incident initially. Like they did not when she talked to the little girl this morning. Like they did not when the campaign then came out with pneumonia story.
It is sad, but every other day recently I feel an itching need to break out a white board and do a flow chart to try to keep track of these things.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 11, 2016 07:42 PM (WV3Yp)
It offers exactly the same view of her getting into the van, flipped. Its the same video, but turned over like in a mirror. There's no new information.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 11, 2016 07:42 PM (39g3+)
Just picking at the sky is falling crowd.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at September 11, 2016 07:42 PM (d76uN)
Too many very powerful interests have too much invested in a Hillary Clinton presidency. There's too much at stake. They'll stuff her corpse and run a puppet show with crane, wires, and a Vegas ventriloquist on Inauguration Day, if that's what it takes.
Just out of curiosity, does anyone know anything about Hillary's running mate, whose name escapes me right now? It would probably be a good idea to know what he's about, whoever he is.
Posted by: troyriser at September 11, 2016 07:42 PM (tuvxV)
Not realizing that the previous "overheating" statement was "no longer operative," in the old Watergate terminology, and that the new version of the story was "pneumonia". Oops.
Posted by: torquewrench at September 11, 2016 07:43 PM (noWW6)
That's how Deplorables do it.
Posted by: ALH
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I don't claim to be a Christian anymore, so I have no problem admitting my joy. This brightened my day. I read about it shortly after lowering my flag to half-staff.
The evil witch deserves to suffer - for a good long time - I'm hoping she is, and will continue to.
Yeah, I'm going to hell. I'll save a seat for any Moron that wants one.
Posted by: Chi at September 11, 2016 07:43 PM (pCe2A)
On today's fall: Huh.
- She has previously passed out and fallen down, causing a concussion and causing her to be absent from the State Dept. (while they covered it up for days)
- Hillary stated in her FBI interview that she still has no recollection of events, briefings, or other important matters due to this concussion
- Bill's book states that her recovery from her post Benghazi took nearly 18 months
- ...and today it take 2-4 people to load her into a van like a side of beef and she loses a shoe.
Has she had pneumonia since late 2012?
Posted by: Damiano at September 11, 2016 07:43 PM (71OEY)
No, they have not. The Supreme Court has held that states can require electors to PLEDGE to vote a certain way, but not that the electors are actually FORCED to vote that way.
Posted by: Trumps of Doom at September 11, 2016 07:43 PM (eEems)
Posted by: THe eyes are the window to Hillary's black soul at September 11, 2016 07:40 PM (xB7fY)
That and you can see the Madness of Queen Hill when you look into her eyes...
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 11, 2016 07:43 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Hillary, Ghost Host at September 11, 2016 07:43 PM (N2xeQ)
And because we know of at least 2 other times she's literally collapsed before. And probably more (she hit her head so bad she had a concussion and blood clot, they claim).
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 11, 2016 07:43 PM (39g3+)
Maybe I'm being too pedantic, but when I hear or read "different video," then I assume, y'know, a different video taken by a different person and different camera, not the same old video reflected.
Folks keep saying "it's more damning" too. Um, okay, but I'd say it's equally damning as the other video which is really just the same video.
*shrugs*
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 11, 2016 07:43 PM (21hN3)
______________________
I had a close family member who had chronic progressive MS.
She used to sit in rooms with the lights off and the blinds drawn, because the light hurt her eyes.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 11, 2016 07:43 PM (NnYnv)
Those "sunglasses" were as dark as welding goggles.
Posted by: torquewrench at September 11, 2016 07:43 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: TRUMP at September 11, 2016 07:43 PM (gwG9s)
She's put on a lot of weight this year, or maybe it's fluid retention. That goes with congestive heart failure, doesn't it?
Posted by: ALH at September 11, 2016 07:44 PM (Z56vq)
Notice she was holding her hand to her heart like there was some chest pain or just beating irregularly.
Just saying the pledge of allegiance.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 11, 2016 07:44 PM (IqV8l)
the lungs had to be prepared first. diced.
Posted by: Benjie mouse at September 11, 2016 07:44 PM (Oi5b2)
Posted by: troyriser at September 11, 2016 07:42 PM (tuvxV)
he has switched his title, he is no longer running as veep rather president regent.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 11, 2016 07:44 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 11, 2016 07:44 PM (VdICR)
The U.S. Supreme Court has held that the Constitution
does not require that Electors be completely free to act as they choose
and therefore, political parties may extract pledges from electors to
vote for the parties' nominees. Some state laws provide that so-called
"faithless Electors" may be subject to fines or may be disqualified for
casting an invalid vote and be replaced by a substitute elector.
The
Supreme Court has not specifically ruled on the question of whether
pledges and penalties for failure to vote as pledged may be enforced
under the Constitution.
Also haven't ruled on whether those restrictions can be enforced in the final vote by the electors.
It goes to the Courts, Gore v Bush II: Electric Boogaloo.
.
.
.
.Here in Kentucky an Elector may be recalled and replaced. Additionally their vote may be called void and they can be fined and jailed if they don't vote in line with the actual election results.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 11, 2016 07:44 PM (iONHu)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 11, 2016 07:44 PM (BK3ZS)
Those guys don't mess around.
They include some very violent African warlords and - through Huma - Sunni terrorists. People are gonna end up whacked.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 11, 2016 07:44 PM (6FqZa)
Boom.
The electors get bounced if they try it. GAME. SET. FUCKING MATCH.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 11, 2016 07:44 PM (V3IFq)
The decision to not take her to the hospital was political, not medical.
Sure, but the fact that they didn't need to take her to the hospital to get medical care is very significant. This isn't her first rodeo.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 11, 2016 07:40 PM (39g3+)
Exactly. This was a known condition. It's happened before. There is no way, if this was a first episode, they would not have taken her to the hospital.
Posted by: Bob at September 11, 2016 07:45 PM (n3hky)
Did anyone watch the kitten vid I linked? So sad.
Here's another kitten, taking her first bath.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VO38aC2z6ck
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 07:45 PM (8LCz6)
*beep beep*
//Hillary! as Captain Christopher Pike
Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 07:45 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: troyriser at September 11, 2016 07:42 PM (tuvxV)
*****
He's a male Hillary, with possibly a slightly bigger dick.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, Deplorable and Irredeemable at September 11, 2016 07:45 PM (KcI5m)
Ferd Birfel
Old lady stumbles getting into van
and the white christer reich is cheering.
No matter what happens the left denies reality and we're a bunch of Nazis. You can't reason or get through to people this stupid and blindly by their ideology
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 11, 2016 07:45 PM (auHtY)
the possibility of an incident like this and were instructed not to
panic and make a scene."
Did you see how fast they flooded the zone to get a scrum of bodies in between Hillary and the cameras? One Asian guy who was well away from the side door of the van positively rocketed over there to block the view.
Posted by: torquewrench at September 11, 2016 07:45 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: E.T. at September 11, 2016 07:41 PM (c+7Ko)
Had to leave the room when one of the Fox talking heads said that its true that some of Trump's supporters are White Supremicists, Miscogynists, NATIONALISTS...
Thus equating being for America first, with bigotry.
Posted by: Don Q. at September 11, 2016 07:45 PM (qf6WZ)
torquewrench, what you are describing is a trigger for collapse of the world's oldest democracy. This would lead to revolution.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 11, 2016 07:45 PM (LWu6U)
The Supreme Court has held that states can require electors to PLEDGE to vote a certain way, but not that the electors are actually FORCED to vote that way.
Posted by: Trumps of Doom
"The Supreme Court has not specifically ruled on the question of whether pledges and penalties for failure to vote as pledged may be enforced under the Constitution."
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 11, 2016 07:45 PM (kdS6q)
Something wicked this way comes
Posted by: Hillary, Ghost Host at September 11, 2016 07:45 PM (TqfuN)
Posted by: dagny at September 11, 2016 07:41 PM (brElc)
Fucking a co-ed somewhere.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 11, 2016 07:45 PM (9P3OG)
Operation The Great Pumpkin coming a month early, it seems.
Posted by: Max Power at September 11, 2016 07:46 PM (QCc6B)
Ah. She was overcome by the vapors.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 11, 2016 07:46 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: zombie at September 11, 2016 07:46 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: t-bird at September 11, 2016 07:46 PM (ANVXm)
Should I stock up on popcorn and place. Bet in Vegas that Joey Bidet will be selected?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 11, 2016 07:46 PM (Ij2U7)
You cannot diagnose pneumonia w/o imaging. How did they do it in the "old days?"
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Easy, everything was pneumonia. Or catarhh, or ague, or consumption, or what have you.
Posted by: iforgot has pix of 911 memorial in nic at September 11, 2016 07:46 PM (5o5ek)
Everyone needs to stop repeating this.
That video is the same freaking video.
It's just flipped like a mirror.
Posted by: Walter Freeman
There's definitely two videos. The other one show's a lot of head lolling.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 11, 2016 07:46 PM (iWW0H)
Deplorable VIA, #810 on the "Hillary Clinton leaves 9-11 event ..." thread, provides a link to WeaselZippers that has a zoomed-in clip of Hillary!!!!'s feet.
Looking at the various other videos, Hillary!1! seems to be propped up by the concrete traffic-control pylon ...
... when they move her, she seems completely unable to control her
The zoomed video at WZ shows her feet ... she's dragged on her toes.
This clip should finish her. Surely someone will leak medical details, and we'll find out that she's severely neurologically impaired / damaged. This really disqualifies her from holding any office.
Maybe Trump will push this issue. Maybe Fox will run the video, or maybe ABC, in their quest to become relevant again.
Posted by: Arbalest at September 11, 2016 07:46 PM (FlRtG)
the lungs had to be prepared first. diced.
Posted by: Benjie mouse at September 11, 2016 07:44 PM (Oi5b2)
Percussive method?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 11, 2016 07:46 PM (WV3Yp)
__________________
No, that's Huma's role.
Hillary's VP is named Tim Kaine. He is a former Virginia governor.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 11, 2016 07:46 PM (NnYnv)
http://www.zombietime.com/Hillary_down.jpg
Posted by: zombie at September 11, 2016 07:46 PM (jBuUi)
That is friggin' hilarious.
Posted by: Splunge at September 11, 2016 07:47 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 11, 2016 07:47 PM (P/kVC)
OK, I just made this. Opinions?
http://www.zombietime.com/Hillary_down.jpg
Posted by: zombie at September 11, 2016 07:46 PM (jBuUi)
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Two - two - two meanings in one!
Posted by: iforgot has pix of 911 memorial in nic at September 11, 2016 07:47 PM (5o5ek)
Since Kentucky is voting Trump, this isn't as relevant a case. How about states like, I dunno, California?
I think even if Cali has a "faithless elector" law, if Hillary is on a ventilator with a flatlined brain at the time, the electors there are freed to vote for someone else.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 11, 2016 07:47 PM (6FqZa)
Boom.
The electors get bounced if they try it. GAME. SET. FUCKING MATCH.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 11, 2016 07:44 PM (V3IFq)
Need I remind you that this is not 1872? And the GOP is NOT an opposition party?
They all hate Trump and will break, bend, ignore any law, rule or oath to fuck him and the will of the people.
Q E D
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 11, 2016 07:47 PM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Walker w/tennis balls at September 11, 2016 07:47 PM (gwG9s)
This guy:
Michael Moore
Hillary: U need to REST. Take the wk off. Take 2. Let the rest of us pull the weight. Every1 can do a little. Who's w/ me? Tweet
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 11, 2016 07:47 PM (kdS6q)
If that family member was within spitting distance of seventy? They'd be going to the ER. At once. No matter how fine they said they felt afterward.
If that family member was within spitting distance of seventy and within rock-hucking distance of becoming the President of the United States? Begorra.
Posted by: torquewrench at September 11, 2016 07:48 PM (noWW6)
http://www.zombietime.com/Hillary_down.jpg
Posted by: zombie at September 11, 2016 07:46 PM (jBuUi)
That is friggin' hilarious.
Posted by: Splunge
Should I post it "officially" somewhere?
Posted by: zombie at September 11, 2016 07:48 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 11, 2016 07:48 PM (0mRoj)
http://www.zombietime.com/Hillary_down.jpg
Posted by: zombie at September 11, 2016 07:46 PM (jBuUi)
Does it come in "yard sign?"
Posted by: Splunge at September 11, 2016 07:48 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: ALH at September 11, 2016 07:48 PM (Z56vq)
Oops. You're right. The SC only upheld that electors can be replaced by a state prior to voting if they refuse to pledge, but doesn't provide a mechanism for retroactive remedy if they break the pledge. My mistake.
*whistles The More You Know jingle*
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 11, 2016 07:48 PM (21hN3)
Posted by: Hillary, Ghost Host at September 11, 2016 07:48 PM (TqfuN)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 11, 2016 07:49 PM (9P3OG)
http://www.zombietime.com/Hillary_down.jpg
Posted by: zombie at September 11, 2016 07:46 PM (jBuUi)
Does it come in "yard sign?"
Posted by: Splunge
Yep. I made it High-res.
Posted by: zombie at September 11, 2016 07:49 PM (jBuUi)
Ah. She was overcome by the vapors.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 11, 2016 07:46 PM (97XyN)
Someone get the smelling sharts! Wait...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 11, 2016 07:49 PM (WV3Yp)
Posted by: zombie at September 11, 2016 07:48 PM (jBuUi)
No idea what that means, but the answer is still yes.
Posted by: Splunge at September 11, 2016 07:49 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Tuna at September 11, 2016 07:49 PM (JSovD)
on the other hand, when the witch is actually dead ...
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 11, 2016 07:49 PM (rwI+c)
Wasn't that what I said? The states can enact pledge laws constitutionally, but there's no ruling on any enforcement mechanism (and if even if there were, it'd be too late -- the vote would already be counted).
Posted by: Trumps of Doom at September 11, 2016 07:49 PM (eEems)
Posted by: Walker w/tennis balls
I was certain something about a coffin was going to follow.
Posted by: t-bird at September 11, 2016 07:49 PM (ANVXm)
Posted by: Walker w/tennis balls at September 11, 2016 07:47 PM (gwG9s)
You mean iron lung and entubation gear.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 11, 2016 07:49 PM (9P3OG)
Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 07:45 PM (SzZnW)
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John Dill, the Fuhrer, in TOS episode "Patterns of Force"
Posted by: RioBravo at September 11, 2016 07:49 PM (NUqwG)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 11, 2016 07:50 PM (WTSFk)
That's too gross to even consider.
Posted by: Cannibal Tribes of the South Pacific
indeed.
Posted by: Aliens with a cookbook at September 11, 2016 07:50 PM (Oi5b2)
...But Trump.
Posted by: Sam in Va at September 11, 2016 07:50 PM (9stgl)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 11, 2016 07:50 PM (21hN3)
830 zombie
Good. Two++
Perhaps another one, with the "H" propped up against a concrete traffic pylon, and maybe with a wavy lower section ...
Posted by: Arbalest at September 11, 2016 07:50 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: les deplorables runner at September 11, 2016 07:50 PM (4CFqd)
Posted by: Titanium at September 11, 2016 07:50 PM (u9UgT)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 11, 2016 07:50 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 11, 2016 07:47 PM (kdS6q)
Moore could pull a bit more weight than most. *rimshot*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 11, 2016 07:50 PM (WV3Yp)
John Dill, the Fuhrer, in TOS episode "Patterns of Force"
Posted by: RioBravo at September 11, 2016 07:49 PM (NUqwG)
Big black guy as Minister Malakoff.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 11, 2016 07:50 PM (9P3OG)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 11, 2016 07:51 PM (WTSFk)
It would make for kind of a smelly swearing in ceremony, wouldn't it?
Posted by: Tuna at September 11, 2016 07:51 PM (JSovD)
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 07:51 PM (8LCz6)
Hillary: U need to REST. Take the wk off. Take 2. Let the rest of us pull the weight. Every1 can do a little. Who's w/ me? Tweet
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 11, 2016 07:47 PM (kdS6q)
Pull the weight? There aren't enough tractor trailers in the world to pull his weight.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 11, 2016 07:51 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 11, 2016 07:51 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: les deplorables runner at September 11, 2016 07:50 PM (4CFqd)
Bernardo Sandino and the Sandersnistas will riot.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 11, 2016 07:51 PM (9P3OG)
Over at WZ, they have a priceless bit from a grossly obese female SJW, who leapt (well, waddled) to Hillary's defense, saying that biased male pigs just don't understand the profound effects of heat on wymynfolk.
I thought women were more sensitive to cold than heat?
That's been my experience. They always want sweaters and space heaters even in Summer.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 11, 2016 07:52 PM (IqV8l)
I was told there would be no pickles.
Posted by: Hillary! at September 11, 2016 07:52 PM (Oi5b2)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 11, 2016 07:52 PM (LdMbv)
...But Trump.
Posted by: Sam in Va at September 11, 2016 07:50 PM (9stgl)
yawn
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 11, 2016 07:52 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Titanium at September 11, 2016 07:50 PM (u9UgT)
****
Broombulance One.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, Deplorable and Irredeemable at September 11, 2016 07:52 PM (KcI5m)
Posted by: Rgallegos at September 11, 2016 07:52 PM (59GQk)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 11, 2016 07:51 PM (9P3OG)
they won't notice
Posted by: les deplorables runner at September 11, 2016 07:52 PM (4CFqd)
Posted by: Josh Barro at September 11, 2016 07:52 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Naes at September 11, 2016 07:52 PM (Ypc8j)
Posted by: Iblis at September 11, 2016 07:39 PM (9221z)
If by 'play to win' you mean 'claim his chief primary opponent's father was complicit in the JFK assassination', then sure, yeah, Trump plays to win.
Insofar as I know, Donald Trump has never been caught on camera committing a single act of generosity or kindness. I guess it's too much to hope for that the GOP nominate a presidential candidate vaguely resembling a decent human being.
Posted by: troyriser at September 11, 2016 07:53 PM (tuvxV)
Posted by: dagny at September 11, 2016 07:53 PM (brElc)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 11, 2016 07:53 PM (LWu6U)
Additionally their vote may be called void and they can be fined and
jailed if they don't vote in line with the actual election results.
Since Kentucky is voting Trump, this isn't as relevant a case. How about states like, I dunno, California?
I think even if Cali has a "faithless elector" law, if Hillary is on
a ventilator with a flatlined brain at the time, the electors there are
freed to vote for someone else.
.
.
.
.Congratulations on moving the goal posts....well done!
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 11, 2016 07:53 PM (iONHu)
That's been my experience. They always want sweaters and space heaters even in Summer.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 11, 2016 07:52 PM (IqV8l)
Yeah, I tried that one out on Mrs. Splunge, and she started talking about how some of the women at her work will not shut up about their hot flashes.
Posted by: Splunge at September 11, 2016 07:53 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: guy at the landing zone yelling about the space aliens' book at September 11, 2016 07:53 PM (LdMbv)
Overheating, pneumonia. Whatever Hillary wants it to be the bootlicking MFM will make it. It's all for you Damien!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 11, 2016 07:54 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Tuna at September 11, 2016 07:54 PM (JSovD)
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 07:54 PM (8LCz6)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 11, 2016 07:54 PM (rwI+c)
...But Trump.
Posted by: Sam in Va at September 11, 2016 07:50 PM (9stgl)
*****
Yeah, the little people voting in the primaries was really inconvenient to 16 others who went for the gold.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, Deplorable and Irredeemable at September 11, 2016 07:54 PM (KcI5m)
For best effect, put that on a low mound in your yard. Add a grey stone gargoyle next to it. October is coming
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 11, 2016 07:54 PM (6FqZa)
troyriser's sour grapes make great whine
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 07:54 PM (8LCz6)
And if her condition worsens because she is not getting the proper treatment, no doubt conservatives will be blamed for forcing her to go through with this charade.
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 11, 2016 07:54 PM (dtWKK)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 11, 2016 07:54 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Hillary! at September 11, 2016 07:54 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: dagny at September 11, 2016 07:54 PM (brElc)
Posted by: james at September 11, 2016 07:55 PM (jxw6R)
And you could have nominated anyone not named Clinton and had a sentient human being as a candidate.
But Hillary.
Posted by: t-bird at September 11, 2016 07:55 PM (ANVXm)
It changes the angles and promotions of the original video, and isn't horizontally reflected like the "second" video, but it's still the same damn video.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 11, 2016 07:55 PM (21hN3)
Posted by: joe byden at September 11, 2016 07:55 PM (pHVJG)
Posted by: troyriser
Or it's just your raging ego that Trump's nom doesn't stroke.
Either or.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 11, 2016 07:55 PM (V3IFq)
I don't want to live in a world where they saved Hitler's cock but couldn't save Hilary's brain.
Posted by: Lena Dunham at September 11, 2016 07:55 PM (CFAp3)
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 07:55 PM (8LCz6)
Posted by: themoomintroll at September 11, 2016 07:55 PM (3cJ/L)
she's not on them.
Posted by: gNewt....forever censored at September 11, 2016 07:55 PM (ORnFV)
Posted by: THe eyes are the window to Hillary's black soul at September 11, 2016 07:55 PM (xB7fY)
Posted by: mrp at September 11, 2016 07:55 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: zombie at September 11, 2016 07:55 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 11, 2016 07:55 PM (21hN3)
Posted by: troyriser at September 11, 2016 07:53 PM (tuvxV)
why would you even type those words?
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 11, 2016 07:55 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 11, 2016 07:56 PM (6FqZa)
to "consider" replacement ? my money is on uncle Biden
Posted by: les deplorables runner at September 11, 2016 07:50 PM (4CFqd)
-------------------
I believe the replacement is the #2 in the primary. So Trump vs Bernie?
Posted by: iforgot has pix of 911 memorial in nic at September 11, 2016 07:56 PM (5o5ek)
Miracle cure?
Posted by: desicat at September 11, 2016 07:56 PM (7Y0Ks)
Posted by: SFGoth at September 11, 2016 07:56 PM (n8f2h)
I was wondering this too, and a quick search revealed that late onset MS after 50 years old is exceptionally rare, but not impossible.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 11, 2016 07:56 PM (21hN3)
IIRC he arrived at the Iowa state fair in his helicopter and gave rides to kids.
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 11, 2016 07:57 PM (dtWKK)
Sigh. Our weekend hotlines are now open. This is going to cost the boss dearly.
Posted by: The AoSHQ Concern Desk at September 11, 2016 07:57 PM (Tyii7)
One giant fall for mankind.
Posted by: Hillary! Armstrong Clinton at September 11, 2016 07:57 PM (zFinW)
HillaryCare - First, let your family try to cure you.
Posted by: t-bird at September 11, 2016 07:57 PM (ANVXm)
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 07:57 PM (8LCz6)
ballot. That's over. And no ones cares about Ted Cruz being insulted
anymore. He wants to play in big politics, he'll have to change his
tampon and get over it.
Posted by: dagny at September 11, 2016 07:54 PM (brElc)
i like how you say that...
Posted by: les deplorables runner at September 11, 2016 07:57 PM (4CFqd)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 11, 2016 07:57 PM (LWu6U)
OK, here's a simpler version:
http://www.zombietime.com/Hillary_down_logo.jpg
Posted by: zombie at September 11, 2016 07:55 PM (jBuUi)
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I liked the first, because it pulls the "I'm with" person along with Hillary. It suggested that Hillary will drag you down to the grave with her.
Posted by: iforgot has pix of 911 memorial in nic at September 11, 2016 07:57 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 11, 2016 07:58 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 07:58 PM (8LCz6)
Posted by: Tuna at September 11, 2016 07:49 PM (JSovD)
Hillary 2016. 'Cuz who didn't love "Weekend at Bernie's"?
Posted by: antisocialist at September 11, 2016 07:58 PM (9n14Y)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...deplorable American at September 11, 2016 07:58 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Infidel at September 11, 2016 07:58 PM (Fmhpe)
Posted by: troyriser at September 11, 2016 07:53 PM (tuvxV)
****
You have got to be shitting me. There are any number of stories of Trumps generosity. I noticed you weasel worded the term "video". So, I'm sure text descriptiins would not satisfy you, right?
Prove your assertion, Sporto.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, Deplorable and Irredeemable at September 11, 2016 07:58 PM (KcI5m)
---
maybe he doesn't feel the need to publicize such things... you know, like any other normal, decent person.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 11, 2016 07:58 PM (dbgcV)
http://www.zombietime.com/Hillary_down_logo.jpg
Posted by: zombie
*Golf clap*
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 11, 2016 07:58 PM (dtWKK)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 11, 2016 07:58 PM (kXoT0)
Donald Trump has never been caught on camera committing a single act of generosity or kindness.
IIRC he arrived at the Iowa state fair in his helicopter and gave rides to kids.
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 11, 2016 07:57 PM (dtWKK)
-------------------
He also went to Louisiana, donated $100k, and distributed food package off a truck.
Posted by: iforgot has pix of 911 memorial in nic at September 11, 2016 07:59 PM (5o5ek)
Kentucky can "call" it whatever they want, but their vote will still count nonetheless.
" and they can be fined and
jailed if they don't vote in line with the actual election results. "
No faithless elector has ever been prosecuted, and it's happened many times. Not even in cases where the candidate they pledged to was actually running have they been prosecuted. Probability that someone would be prosecuted for voting for their party's replacement nominee in the case where the pledged candidate stepped down? Zero. And, as noted above, that wouldn't change the outcome any, because the votes would already have been counted and taken effect.
Posted by: Trumps of Doom at September 11, 2016 07:59 PM (eEems)
Posted by: Epobirs at September 11, 2016 07:59 PM (IdCqF)
Posted by: Weasel at September 11, 2016 07:59 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Miracle Max at September 11, 2016 07:59 PM (brElc)
Miracle cure?
Posted by: desicat at September 11, 2016 07:56 PM (7Y0Ks)
Benzodiazepines to control the seizures, adrenaline and amphetamines to make her look alive-ish.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 11, 2016 07:59 PM (0mRoj)
One giant fall for mankind.
Posted by: Hillary! Armstrong Clinton at September 11, 2016 07:57 PM (zFinW)
....Now that made my day... Well done!
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 11, 2016 07:59 PM (iONHu)
how about they send a little girl running up to him and he can give her a lollipop? would that work for you?
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 11, 2016 07:59 PM (WTSFk)
Yes. His name was Jack Layton (and maybe AIDS too).
Posted by: andycanuck at September 11, 2016 07:59 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: iforgot has pix of 911 memorial in nic at September 11, 2016 07:57 PM (5o5ek)
Seconded. The first one is much funnier, because the butt of the joke is the hapless fan, whose weak horse just lost a shoe and crashed to the turf, and who is determined to go down there with her, instead of the horse itself.
Posted by: Splunge at September 11, 2016 07:59 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Tio Salamanca at September 11, 2016 08:00 PM (IqgQx)
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 11, 2016 08:00 PM (dtWKK)
And Hillary's doc only found pneumonia on Friday, after all those hacking videos all over the net? And why where all the She's Healthy deniers scolded and WAPO told them to shut up, but now she has pneumonia and she is brave for "soldiering on"?
I diagnose her as having extreme allergic reactions to extreme revelations of truth ... pay to play truths, treason truths, Benghazi truths, etc. The Evil Empire of Hillary is ending, the walls are falling down ... just keep marching around her walled city of lies.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 11, 2016 08:00 PM (ZRaCn)
**************
I always call a news crew before I do anything generous or kind.
Posted by: Miracle Max at September 11, 2016 08:00 PM (brElc)
Posted by: bjk at September 11, 2016 08:00 PM (rA+QN)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 11, 2016 08:01 PM (kP16F)
Weakened movements of the mouth, tongue and throat.
Slurred speech.
- See more at: http://www.psp.org/education/psp.html#sthash.2HxeljpB.dpuf
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Wow. There was a stunning example of slurred speech in her interview with Chris Cuomo on 9/11. Excruciating to watch.
Posted by: iforgot has pix of 911 memorial in nic at September 11, 2016 08:01 PM (5o5ek)
I still can't get over how many idiots still yearn for a Jeb Bush candidacy. Or even a John Kasick candidacy.
They have Stockholm Syndrome.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 08:01 PM (8LCz6)
Posted by: Hillaroid at September 11, 2016 08:01 PM (oqkO3)
Posted by: Miles at September 11, 2016 08:01 PM (TZcx1)
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at September 11, 2016 08:01 PM (ASSjT)
Posted by: Hillary, Ghost Host at September 11, 2016 08:02 PM (TqfuN)
Posted by: troyriser at September 11, 2016 07:53 PM (tuvxV)
Interesting that the camera is such an essential point in your formulation. I'd have more regard for someone who treated people well without it. You could ask his employees and family....
Posted by: Splunge at September 11, 2016 08:02 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Bela Lugosi at September 11, 2016 08:02 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 11, 2016 07:55 PM (cPsPa)
Because it's true. Nothing I wrote can be refuted. Trump is a guy who literally eminent domained the shit out of a little old lady to force her from her home. Trump is a guy who refused to help out his brother's sick toddler son. Trump is a guy who equates attendance at a military school for rich kids to actual military service.
Trump's a fucking cartoon villain and--thanks to you and your pals who evidently have a thing for demagogues with bad hair--he's the lesser evil I have to vote for in November. I think I can be forgiven for being a little bitter about the choices.
Posted by: troyriser at September 11, 2016 08:02 PM (tuvxV)
Well then, if we take a ride on that liberal "logic" crazy train, when she falls flat on her face onstage half an hour into the first live televised debate, that ought to absolutely clinch the Presidency for her with the American public, right Josh?
Posted by: An Observer at September 11, 2016 08:02 PM (Fb4oj)
Posted by: The Narrative at September 11, 2016 08:02 PM (qJhUV)
To busy hiring people, I guess.
Posted by: t-bird at September 11, 2016 08:02 PM (ANVXm)
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at September 11, 2016 08:02 PM (LQLeS)
Kentucky can "call" it whatever they want, but their vote will still count nonetheless.
" and they can be fined and
jailed if they don't vote in line with the actual election results. "
No faithless elector has ever been prosecuted, and it's happened many times. Not even in cases where the candidate they pledged to was actually running have they been prosecuted. Probability that someone would be prosecuted for voting for their party's replacement nominee in the case where the pledged candidate stepped down? Zero. And, as noted above, that wouldn't change the outcome any, because the votes would already have been counted and taken effect.
Posted by: Trumps of Doom at September 11, 2016 07:59 PM (eEems)
Yep. And I would add that the Constitution makes no provisions for anyone telling electors who to vote for once they are chosen. As with term limits there would really have to be a Constitutional amendment to actually bind any electors ... to be truly legal about it. States can't dictate term limits for Congressmen and they can't tell Presidential electors what they have to do.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 11, 2016 08:02 PM (zc3Db)
well, i have never, in my 25 years, seen anything like it; this is UNPRECEDENTED
Posted by: les deplorables runner at September 11, 2016 08:03 PM (4CFqd)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 11, 2016 08:03 PM (ej1L0)
how about they send a little girl running up to him and he can give her a lollipop? would that work for you?
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 11, 2016 07:59 PM (WTSFk)
****Where do these people come from? If someone is "caught" on camera then they are doing it FOR THE CAMERA.Are people retarded?
Posted by: dagny at September 11, 2016 08:03 PM (brElc)
Oh thanks so much! Here I was, voting my id and my ego until you corrected me.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 11, 2016 08:03 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: iforgot has pix of 911 memorial in nic at September 11, 2016 08:03 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton - The First Female Captain of the Titanic at September 11, 2016 08:03 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at September 11, 2016 08:03 PM (LQLeS)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 11, 2016 08:03 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: torabora at September 11, 2016 08:03 PM (Lh0b8)
Posted by: m-zero-x at September 11, 2016 08:03 PM (zWTYO)
Now it's in the news that she was diagnosed Friday with pneumonia.
oh for fark's sake
what a load
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 08:03 PM (8LCz6)
Posted by: Lamont Cranston at September 11, 2016 08:03 PM (AJg+R)
Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2016 08:03 PM (0G2eQ)
Wiki actually refers to him as "her" and "she." It's pathetic.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 06:12 PM (8LCz6)
Rosanna Arquette is dead?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 11, 2016 08:03 PM (oqkO3)
Posted by: RioBravo at September 11, 2016 08:04 PM (NUqwG)
We could've nominated literally any swinging dick in the GOP
not-named-Bush and Hillary wouldn't stand a chance. We'd be looking at a
40 state landslide.
If only we had nominated Lindsey Graham,he'd be kicking her ass by 20 points by now
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 11, 2016 08:04 PM (PtOP4)
well, i have never, in my 25 years, seen anything like it; this is UNPRECEDENTED
On top of 1200 posts on the earlier thread about it.
Posted by: Weirddave at September 11, 2016 08:04 PM (N8hFs)
Hillary is sick, simple as that.
We can speculate all we want as to what it is but let's hope that the fates conspire to keep her from the White House and then deliver her swiftly to her just reward.
Sic Semper Maleficus.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 11, 2016 08:04 PM (+lv+r)
Mika on Morning Joe couldn't stop mocking Kaine's walrus-like clapping and said he shoulda jumped up and taken the mic and given Hillary some, um, breathing room to recover.
Today makes me wonder if he wasn't previously coached to remain still and wait for others to intervene.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 11, 2016 08:04 PM (21hN3)
Posted by: Dr. Krieger at September 11, 2016 08:04 PM (XooQI)
but is hillary dead? seriously. are they keeping her functioning with preservatives and advanced electronics?
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 11, 2016 08:04 PM (WTSFk)
I got to hear bullshit like this from the upper middle class twits on my walk yesterday. When I heard this, I turned the conversation to a governor who actually fought and won: Scott Walker. Who's endorsed Trump. I was nice about it though!
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 11, 2016 08:04 PM (6FqZa)
You spin me right round baby, right round:
Brian Beutler*
This is the question. Was Clinton being secretive, or are we inventing new norms and accusing her of violating them?
*New Republic
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 11, 2016 08:04 PM (kdS6q)
Bones McCoy: She's dead, Jim.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 11, 2016 08:04 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Corrupt Media at September 11, 2016 08:04 PM (Jh20h)
Depends.
Posted by: ALH at September 11, 2016 08:05 PM (Z56vq)
To be honest, there were some days - days when Trump was *really* putting his foot in it, that I wished we could have nominated someone more normal. And at that point I would have accepted Jeb as *an* alternative.
He seems to have gotten better now, and I appreciate it, but he was never my first or even 5th choice.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at September 11, 2016 08:05 PM (ASSjT)
Posted by: ralphlower at September 11, 2016 08:05 PM (Tyii7)
It seems odd to use a van instead of an SUV, unless she is laying down in there and given an IV or something in between appearances.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 11, 2016 08:05 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 11, 2016 08:05 PM (21hN3)
Posted by: troyriser at September 11, 2016 08:02 PM (tuvxV)
*****
I don't care if you write in Cynthia McKinney as long as you stop spouting bullshit while you whine.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, Deplorable and Irredeemable at September 11, 2016 08:05 PM (KcI5m)
One minute you look death warmed over.
Five minutes later you are playing hopscotch and double dutch.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 11, 2016 06:20 PM (P/kVC)
That's the second time you posted. I laughed a great deal both times I read it.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 11, 2016 08:05 PM (P8951)
Posted by: t-bird at September 11, 2016 08:05 PM (ANVXm)
anyone telling electors who to vote for once they are chosen. As with
term limits there would really have to be a Constitutional amendment to
actually bind any electors ... to be truly legal about it. States can't
dictate term limits for Congressmen and they can't tell Presidential
electors what they have to do.
.
.
.Well State law would argue they can be jailed, fined, replaced and have their votes over turned, so that would be telling them what to do pretty much IMO.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 11, 2016 08:05 PM (iONHu)
Okay, so the Narrative has been formed:
She knew had pneumonia.
Doctors told her to rest (she should be in the hospital!).
But, as a lifelong New Yorker, she refused to miss the 15th year memorial of 9/11.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 08:05 PM (8LCz6)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 11, 2016 08:05 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 11, 2016 08:05 PM (6FqZa)
And why didn't that little girl-prop have a little daisy in her hand??
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 07:51 PM (8LCz6)
I was hoping the kid would go Palestinian on Hillary's ass.
Teach the Secret Service they shouldn't let kids through to see Presidential Candidates.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 11, 2016 08:05 PM (uFqpT)
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 08:06 PM (8LCz6)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 11, 2016 08:06 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2016 08:06 PM (0G2eQ)
But let's wait til Trump does something awful to criticize him. I'll be right with you throwing tomatoes after he's elected and nominates Margaret Cho for SCOTUS. I'll be right there with you throwing those tomatoes at the EverTrumps, if he manages to lose against a vile, crippled, brain-addled, loogie-hacking embarrassment of an opponent.
Posted by: Pastafarian at September 11, 2016 08:06 PM (sgHEm)
There is yet to be a video of Trump drinking a
slurpee. Is it too much to ask that the GOP nominate someone who will
shop at minority owned businesses?
Posted by: RioBravo at September 11, 2016 08:04 PM (NUqwG)
he ate a taco bowl once, is that something ?
Posted by: les deplorables runner at September 11, 2016 08:06 PM (4CFqd)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 11, 2016 08:06 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Miles at September 11, 2016 08:01 PM (TZcx1)
----------------
Honestly, whether or not he is a doctor, he is probably the only one who can hold her up reasonably well if she goes down fast. I suspect it's because of his size that he is always right close to her.
Posted by: bluebell at September 11, 2016 08:06 PM (xpSCc)
Yeah, the lefty narrative in a nutshell
Posted by: dagny at September 11, 2016 08:06 PM (brElc)
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 08:05 PM (8LCz6)
Hey, there might have been some New York Yankees there, and she had to cheer them on, being such a big fan and all.
Posted by: Splunge at September 11, 2016 08:07 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2016 08:07 PM (0G2eQ)
Posted by: Zombie Al Capone at September 11, 2016 08:07 PM (CFAp3)
Posted by: Dr. Krieger at September 11, 2016 08:04 PM (XooQI)
Rush Limbaugh painted on the side. EIB, baby.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 11, 2016 08:07 PM (9P3OG)
-thanks to you and your pals...
Hahaha, troy, you have no idea how much it tickles me and many others when you say this. Keep it up, man!
We love your suffering. You deserve it.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 08:07 PM (8LCz6)
Posted by: dagny at September 11, 2016 08:03 PM (brElc)
Yes, they are. If it ain't for a selfy, it ain't. Reality doesn't matter anymore.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 11, 2016 08:08 PM (ej1L0)
Posted by: Hilliary! at September 11, 2016 08:08 PM (OF/aZ)
Oh she can't be expected to do debates recovering from Pneumonia. They'll have to be delayed or canceled.
But if you see this face in a speech
https://youtu.be/4MKRLF1r3Mw
You know what happened.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 11, 2016 08:08 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2016 08:08 PM (0G2eQ)
Posted by: Splunge at September 11, 2016 08:02 PM (iMxBJ)
Trump's a reality TV star and media celebrity who has been surrounded by camera crews and paparazzi for the last 30 years. His celebrity is one of the big reasons you and other Trump supporters know about him in the first place. So yes, out of those thousands of hours in the limelight, I don't recall seeing even one video clip or photograph showing him behaving like a decent human being.
And really, you and your pals don't need to rush to his defense every time someone writes or says something negative about him. Trump's tough. He's been to military prep school. He can take it.
Posted by: troyriser at September 11, 2016 08:08 PM (tuvxV)
You don't have to lift her lifeless body as high if you've got a van.
Posted by: t-bird at September 11, 2016 08:09 PM (ANVXm)
Posted by: Miles at September 11, 2016 08:01 PM (TZcx1)
Which doctor?
If you listen closely to the tape, you can hear the words "lime" and "coconut."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 11, 2016 08:09 PM (9P3OG)
Now you're going to ask me for links, and I'm not sure I can come up with them...
Posted by: Splunge at September 11, 2016 08:09 PM (iMxBJ)
I can't wait for the photos of her at a retreat holding a newspaper as poof of life like some third world dictator.
That is what was missing from this country.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 11, 2016 08:09 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: That Guy in the Toto Band at September 11, 2016 08:09 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: troyriser at September 11, 2016 07:53 PM (tuvxV)
why would you even type those words?
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 11, 2016 07:55 PM (cPsPa)
Because it's true. Nothing I wrote can be refuted. Trump is a guy who literally eminent domained the shit out of a little old lady to force her from her home. Trump is a guy who refused to help out his brother's sick toddler son. Trump is a guy who equates attendance at a military school for rich kids to actual military service.
Trump's a fucking cartoon villain and--thanks to you and your pals who evidently have a thing for demagogues with bad hair--he's the lesser evil I have to vote for in November. I think I can be forgiven for being a little bitter about the choices.
Posted by: troyriser at September 11, 2016 08:02 PM (tuvxV)
well, your claim that nothing you wrote can be refuted is of no value since your claim is "insofar as you know", so all we are debating is your knowledge and your willingness to claim ignorance.
so, other than what you have read, what first hand experience do you have with trump?
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 11, 2016 08:09 PM (cPsPa)
That kid was pretty obviously a setup. Perfect hairstyle, perfect clothing. Not to mention "spontaneously" running toward Hillary, when any normal kid would run screaming in terror the other way.
Posted by: Trumps of Doom at September 11, 2016 08:09 PM (eEems)
Posted by: Corrupt Media at September 11, 2016 08:09 PM (Jh20h)
Troy, I'm sorry that your candidate is dying and about to lose. But everybody dies, it's nothing personal.
Posted by: t-bird
We'll bury her in a shoe-box in the backyard and hold a funeral.
He can say a prayer or something.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 11, 2016 08:09 PM (kdS6q)
You don't have to lift her lifeless body as high if you've got a van.
Posted by: t-bird at September 11, 2016 08:09 PM (ANVXm)
You can't hide an iron lung in an SUV.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 11, 2016 08:09 PM (9P3OG)
Posted by: dagny at September 11, 2016 08:09 PM (brElc)
Posted by: Kreplach at September 11, 2016 08:09 PM (+lv+r)
I'll be right there with you throwing those tomatoes at the EverTrumps, if he manages to lose against a vile, crippled, brain-addled, loogie-hacking embarrassment of an opponent.
And you're another one. You'll blame us for when Trump loses but you won't be voting for Trump. Guess what?
I'll blame you.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 08:09 PM (8LCz6)
Posted by: mrp at September 11, 2016 08:10 PM (JBggj)
===============
Whaaaaaat?
Posted by: That Guy in the Toto Band at September 11, 2016 08:09 PM (JBggj)
Weird face, hot bod. Too bad.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 11, 2016 08:10 PM (9P3OG)
Posted by: BourbonChicken
No, you vote with rational choices.
How many elections, not just Presidential election, have you actually gotten to vote for the IDEAL candidate?
Politics is always the business of the possible.
If you want purity, go to church every Sunday, and worship Jesus Christ...and I am not trying to sound mocking of Jesus Christ.
Politics is always messy. It's a human invention. Of course it is messy.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...deplorable American at September 11, 2016 08:10 PM (S6Pax)
jailed,
Possibly.
fined,
Possibly.
replaced and have their votes over turned,
Absolutely not.
so that would be telling them what to do pretty much IMO.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 11, 2016 08:05 PM (iONHu)
The state can try to "punish" them afterwards (though to any reasonable person this is totally un-Constitutional) but they can't do anything about the actual voting of the elector. The state has NOTHING to say about the actual vote of the elector and can't do anything because they don't like that vote. That State was given its opportunity to get everything set in that it had full control over the slate of electors sent. But after they're sent the state is done.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 11, 2016 08:10 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: troyriser at September 11, 2016 08:08 PM (tuvxV)
I have pals? I was rushing to Trump's defense? Wow, and here I thought I was just questioning a really questionable statement, without particular regard to the topic it addressed. I have learned so much today, thank you.
Posted by: Splunge at September 11, 2016 08:10 PM (iMxBJ)
And really, you and your pals don't need to rush to his defense every time someone writes or says something negative about him. Trump's tough. He's been to military prep school. He can take it.
Posted by: troyriser at September 11, 2016 08:08 PM (tuvxV)
rushing to trump's defense and pointing out the nonsense you are pointing are not the same.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 11, 2016 08:10 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: dagny at September 11, 2016 08:10 PM (brElc)
*Alleged comic
I thought Patton Oswalt was the Dalek that obsessed over souffles.
Posted by: Anachronda at September 11, 2016 08:11 PM (Oi5b2)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 11, 2016 08:11 PM (18h+i)
Heh. Heh. "Racked" up.
Posted by: beavis at September 11, 2016 08:11 PM (LdMbv)
btw, the Battle of Hastings comment # is approaching...
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 08:11 PM (8LCz6)
Posted by: Trumps of Doom at September 11, 2016 08:09 PM (eEems)
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Someone upthread posted that Gateway Pundit has the video of the little girl, but at the end you can hear a reporter saying, "Oh, for Christ's sake" at the end of it.
Posted by: bluebell at September 11, 2016 08:11 PM (xpSCc)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 11, 2016 08:11 PM (21hN3)
830 zombie
Good. Two++
Perhaps another one, with the "H" propped up against a concrete traffic pylon, and maybe with a wavy lower section ...
Posted by: Arbalest
Way too complicated for me!
Posted by: zombie at September 11, 2016 08:12 PM (jBuUi)
Heh. Heh. "Racked" up.
Posted by: beavis at September 11, 2016 08:11 PM (LdMbv)
For a Sunday night thread with no flaming skulls, that says something.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 11, 2016 08:12 PM (9P3OG)
She's a ninja, man. She has this great headfake, got right past the secret service and the rope holding back the press. Totally smoked their security.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 11, 2016 08:12 PM (39g3+)
They drag some old dead horse out and then freak out when anyone beats it. Leave the old dead horse in the barn if your panties get twisted when anyone notices that you dragged the old dead horse out.
Posted by: dagny at September 11, 2016 08:12 PM (brElc)
Posted by: dagny at September 11, 2016 08:10 PM (brElc)
Probably true, but I don't think we need to make an issue of her bathroom habits in this campaign.
Posted by: Splunge at September 11, 2016 08:12 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 08:12 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: troyriser at September 11, 2016 08:08 PM (tuvxV)
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I thought it more like "Hey look at the dumba--"
Posted by: RioBravo at September 11, 2016 08:12 PM (NUqwG)
Posted by: Austan Goolsbee at September 11, 2016 08:12 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 11, 2016 08:12 PM (uFqpT)
Now would be a good time to check if the flux capacitors are charged up in the Delorean.
Posted by: Yeats at September 11, 2016 08:12 PM (Ag8Mw)
FTFY.
Posted by: Trumps of Doom at September 11, 2016 08:12 PM (eEems)
Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2016 08:12 PM (0G2eQ)
They probably switched to the van because she can get into it without a step stool.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 11, 2016 08:13 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 08:07 PM (8LCz6)
Suffering? No. Worried about things, sure. Still trying to get my head around the fact that my fellow countrymen have nominated for president two of the most venal, morally bankrupt candidates in the history of our country.
Posted by: troyriser at September 11, 2016 08:13 PM (tuvxV)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 11, 2016 08:11 PM (18h+i)
Compromised lungs or immune system. Many causes, all not good.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 11, 2016 08:13 PM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Juli0 at September 11, 2016 08:13 PM (jShXB)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 11, 2016 08:13 PM (mk+UY)
ace, I don't get (at all) your comment (second time you've made it, I think) that Trump can't beat anyone else.
I don't see that, at all. Not even a little bit.
All wild-ass speculation and hypotheticals, of course, on all sides. But who, on the Dem side, would present a bigger challenge, and why (exactly)? Her primary "opponents" were freaks or tokens or Bernie.
So, Toricelli Option, parachute someone in last second not from the above list? Who? (and let's leave aside what I think by now are insuperable practical barriers to getting on the ballot in the 35 states where the Dems to do so for a prez candidate.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 11, 2016 08:13 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: bananaDream at September 11, 2016 08:13 PM (Ag8Mw)
With whom will she be replaced?
The Dems could get a big bounce out of this. As far as I know, they could replace her with anyone; they just have to leave the ballots as "Clinton/Kane". Then they'll tell people: You're really voting for X/Kane. And once X/Kane wins, they'll tell the electors who to elect, and they'll fall in line.
So who's X? If they can fill that spot with anyone, who do they choose?
Michelle Obama? Is that absurd, conspiratorial? I don't know. I could see them getting a bounce out of it. It would galvanize the opposition, but...we're outnumbered, it doesn't matter.
I think I need to stop this goddamned no-carb thing and start drinking again.
Posted by: Pastafarian at September 11, 2016 08:14 PM (sgHEm)
Hillary Clinton, on the campaign trail, is the shovel-ready job of the Obama administration.
Posted by: Austan Goolsbee at September 11, 2016 08:12 PM (FlRtG)
"We will bury you" sounds better in the original Russian than it does in Jive.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 11, 2016 08:14 PM (9P3OG)
zombie Howard Cosell: Down goes Hillary! Down goes Hillary!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 11, 2016 08:14 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: dagny at September 11, 2016 08:10 PM (brElc)
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Totally pneumonia. I think climbing into an SUV is like a test for pneumonia.
Posted by: Weasel at September 11, 2016 08:14 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at September 11, 2016 08:14 PM (C9pBZ)
Don't be silly. I think Trump could beat anyone they ran against him now.
Whom could they run at this late date? What would his policies be? They'd pretty much have to be a continuation of the ongoing train wreck that is the Obongo Administration, and the chances are almost certainly it would be a white male, so say goodbye to women and blacks, and any other shitheads who vote their pudenda/skin color.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 11, 2016 08:14 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: zombie king harold at September 11, 2016 08:14 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2016 08:14 PM (0G2eQ)
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 08:14 PM (8LCz6)
I think someone needs their binky.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 11, 2016 08:09 PM (+lv+r)
I was guessing Midol and a heating pad, but you may be right
Posted by: dagny at September 11, 2016 08:15 PM (brElc)
IF she is replaced by anyone other than Bernie, there will be riots.
Good!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 11, 2016 08:15 PM (9P3OG)
Yeah, I'm surprised no one tried to grab his phone/camera.
I also wonder about the following: at the event itself, there must have been another collapse that precipitated her being rushed away into the black van. Was there no one in the audience filming her on their cell phone?
Was that forbidden? Or were the filmer(s) all True Believers who would never do anything to reveal their god-Queen's true condition.
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 11, 2016 08:15 PM (dtWKK)
Whoa!! Now fella!
That's asking way too much.
Please moderate your requests to something reasonable.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at September 11, 2016 08:15 PM (d76uN)
Posted by: Lamont Cranston at September 11, 2016 08:15 PM (ofsuY)
the word "pneumonia." You know, it's "mon-ey-a," which is good, and a
"new" in front of it. NEW-MONEY-A. When you consider the other choices,
"pneumonia" is actually pretty refreshing.
Posted by: Hillary Louis Costanza at September 11, 2016 08:15 PM (Jh20h)
Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2016 08:15 PM (0G2eQ)
And really, you and your pals don't need to rush to his defense every time someone writes or says something negative about him. Trump's tough. He's been to military prep school. He can take it.
Posted by: troyriser at September 11, 2016 08:08 PM (tuvxV)
****
As has been mentioned, you must have gone far out of your way to avoid the "on camera" video of Trump and Pence unloading a trailer of supplies Trump donated in Shreveport. Of course, I'm sure this now makes him a publicity hound.....
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, Deplorable and Irredeemable at September 11, 2016 08:15 PM (KcI5m)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 11, 2016 08:15 PM (ODxAs)
zombie Howard Cosell: Down goes Hillary! Down goes Hillary!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 11, 2016 08:14 PM (auHtY)
More like "Hillary goes down. . . on Huma."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 11, 2016 08:15 PM (9P3OG)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 11, 2016 08:10 PM (9P3OG)
She had been thru a lot.....of Dick. Still alive I hope.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 11, 2016 08:15 PM (ej1L0)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 11, 2016 08:15 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: davidt at September 11, 2016 08:16 PM (IqgQx)
I doubt that they'd get any bounce out of this. I doubt that very much indeed.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 11, 2016 08:16 PM (SRKgf)
Even better in the original Klingon
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at September 11, 2016 08:16 PM (C9pBZ)
****
It's too late, they can't get anyone else on the ballot. They'd have to run Kaine as the pretend top of the ticket. Bwa-ha-ha
Posted by: dagny at September 11, 2016 08:16 PM (brElc)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 11, 2016 08:15 PM (ODxAs)
=================
How?
Posted by: mrp at September 11, 2016 08:16 PM (JBggj)
I think someone needs their binky.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 11, 2016 08:09 PM (+lv+r)
I was guessing Midol and a heating pad, but you may be right
Posted by: dagny at September 11, 2016 08:15 PM (brElc)
The Secret Life of Walter Mittleschmerz.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 11, 2016 08:16 PM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 11, 2016 08:16 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 11, 2016 08:17 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2016 08:17 PM (0G2eQ)
Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2016 08:12 PM (0G2eQ)
He (I say he, because Y chromosome) was only 47. Kind of lending credence to the tragic mindset that sees trans people dying very young, often by suicide.
Watch Pulp Fiction. He's the guy hunkering down in the background in the apartment with the hit men and Frank Wiley saying "Whut?" a lot.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Deemed Deplorable at September 11, 2016 08:17 PM (U31ch)
Ok... almost, she said "she has the constitution of a wild boar" because of the schedule she's kept while having pneumonia.
Pathetic spin for brave, strong Hillary working so hard in her condition.
Worse though... everyone else on the panel seemingly accepts at face value that she actually even has pneumonia, just because her doctor (who totally wouldn't lie to cover for her) says so.
Posted by: a T-Rex trying to rub one out at September 11, 2016 08:17 PM (H9MG5)
So, we passed hastings...
Rather hastily, too.
Next stop: Magna Carta, I think.
1215, or whenever.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 08:17 PM (8LCz6)
Posted by: Huma's busted beard at September 11, 2016 08:17 PM (CFAp3)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 11, 2016 08:10 PM (cPsPa)
You can't refute anything I've written about Trump since everything I've written about him--the Rafael Cruz JFK assassination claim, the little old lady facing eminent domain for the sake of a limousine garage, the bizarre claims about military prep school being the same as real service--are all irrefutably true.
So I get ad hominem insults. *shrugs* Doesn't matter. We'll see what we'll see in a few short months.
Posted by: troyriser at September 11, 2016 08:17 PM (tuvxV)
Yahoo Canada before it disappeared - 9000 comments.
Retweets from the link in the sidebar: 32,614
The plop seen around the world. And people remember dramatic video. Not later excuses.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 11, 2016 08:17 PM (uFqpT)
you cannot replace her without losing the womyn vote.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 11, 2016 08:18 PM (cPsPa)
Lots of folks have worked through Pneumonia....
Lord know I did at Emery World Wide
Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 08:18 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 11, 2016 08:18 PM (KQTmr)
Posted by: Undead Zombie Fidel Castro at September 11, 2016 08:18 PM (7cqHD)
It happens. Nothing odd about someone rotting. Everyone does. When they're dead.
And Zombies are Big! Wouldn't YOU want an Undead Feminist Zombie President? Sure, she smells like a pile of dead sheep and will probably ooze greyish-pink liquid from her skin - but Zombies are Cool!
Nothing to worry about. She's just Rotting Gently.
Posted by: Operative with a Byline. at September 11, 2016 08:18 PM (c1VpD)
The dems are despicable conniving bastards who play to win so anything is possible.
The one good thing about a democrat running as a republican is that he knows how to fight and punch, so he will at least have a chance against what's about to happen.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 11, 2016 08:18 PM (+lv+r)
Posted by: docweasel at September 11, 2016 08:18 PM (DiunS)
Posted by: les deplorables runner at September 11, 2016 08:18 PM (4CFqd)
Ok... almost, she said "she has the constitution of a wild boar" because of the schedule she's kept while having pneumonia.
And this is EXACTLY what the clinton camp wants the tv to say.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 08:18 PM (8LCz6)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 11, 2016 08:17 PM (6FqZa)
Point taken. I'll shut up about it.
Posted by: troyriser at September 11, 2016 08:19 PM (tuvxV)
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Tusk, tusk.
Posted by: mrp at September 11, 2016 08:19 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 08:19 PM (8LCz6)
Duh.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 11, 2016 08:18 PM (KQTmr)
"Joe Frazier's Greatest Hits?'
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 11, 2016 08:19 PM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2016 08:19 PM (0G2eQ)
I looked at the Drudge photo, and she has that swollen face and neck of CHF patients.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 11, 2016 08:19 PM (LWu6U)
She'd have the entire Democratic Party killed before letting that happen.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 11, 2016 08:19 PM (uFqpT)
Ok... almost, she said "she has the constitution of a wild boar" because of the schedule she's kept while having pneumonia.
Pathetic spin for brave, strong Hillary working so hard in her condition.
Wow, Fox wants to go the way of CNN. Just watch those rating collapse like Hillary
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 11, 2016 08:20 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2016 08:19 PM (0G2eQ)
Good. I lusted after that body.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 11, 2016 08:20 PM (9P3OG)
insisting on bashing Trump when Hillary is tottering and weak against
the ropes. What's your goal again here?
Posted by: c taylor
yeah ... Cruz was ready to take on Jeb! donors, and Jeb! positions ... and I think he still loses big time ... Hillary could be resting easy. Trump wiped the floor with them all because he had the right border message and the right trade message. All this "yeah but we coulda won by more" crap is helping Hillary, and for some they intend exactly that. Some it is just ego.
America First and the end, or at least attempt at reversal ... of globalism and PC Marxism is why Trump is The Man. Not because he can preach Burke Utopia, which is as useless as Marxist Utopia, since there is no direct route to accomplish those glorious idealistic academic dreams.
How 'bout we just focus on beating Crooked Hillary?
Posted by: illiniwek at September 11, 2016 08:20 PM (ZRaCn)
Then replace her a week before the election. With, say, Michelle Obama. Still a woman. Hell, a black woman. They'd go back to 105% turnout with 12% of the population; and it would be enough to placate the hard-left Bernie fans.
I've got to tell you, I'm giving myself the willies over here.
Posted by: Pastafarian at September 11, 2016 08:20 PM (sgHEm)
Posted by: m-zero-x at September 11, 2016 08:03 PM (zWTYO)
ಠ_ಠ
Posted by: Olson Johnson at September 11, 2016 08:20 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 11, 2016 08:20 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at September 11, 2016 08:20 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 11, 2016 08:21 PM (9P3OG)
Posted by: davidt at September 11, 2016 08:21 PM (IqgQx)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 11, 2016 08:21 PM (2cS/G)
Please Lord do not let happen.
Posted by: Pepe the Irredeemable, founder of the fn-right at September 11, 2016 08:21 PM (H8Bf9)
she has the constitution of a wild boar
Wrong gender, dood.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 11, 2016 08:20 PM (6FqZa)
Says you....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 11, 2016 08:21 PM (uFqpT)
But in spring, it grows again. So right now, it decays.
Like her breath. Decaying. Like garbage in the Compost of the Garden.
Posted by: Chauncey Gardner at September 11, 2016 08:21 PM (c1VpD)
https://pjmedia.com/trending/2016/09/11/hillary-campaign-updates-logo/
Please tweet and Facebook it!
Posted by: zombie at September 11, 2016 08:21 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: SMFH at my irredeemable self... at September 11, 2016 08:21 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: Hillary! at September 11, 2016 08:21 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Alana at September 11, 2016 08:22 PM (PXO80)
But being 1100 plus comments in, I'm sure someone else has said this already.
I'll just hang out by the bar for now.
Cheers.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Deemed Deplorable at September 11, 2016 08:22 PM (U31ch)
But... too many people have too much riding on Hillary winning. All those bribes, all those back room deals, all those agreements ride on her having power.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 11, 2016 08:22 PM (39g3+)
http://goo.gl/SZjb2o
Posted by: THe eyes are the window to Hillary's black soul at September 11, 2016 08:22 PM (xB7fY)
Posted by: Gary Johnson at September 11, 2016 08:22 PM (8LCz6)
Posted by: dagny
I'm behind him 1000% per cent!!!
Posted by: Zombie George McGovern at September 11, 2016 08:23 PM (S6Pax)
insisting on bashing Trump when Hillary is tottering and weak against
the ropes. What's your goal again here?
Posted by: c taylor
Yes, by all means, be skeptical of my motives. I've been in deep cover for over 10 years now, biding my time, waiting for the moment to strike. And now that time has come. Bwah ha ha.
Geez Louise.
Posted by: troyriser at September 11, 2016 08:23 PM (tuvxV)
Remember Dr. Feelgood who injected Kennedy with a cocktail of painkillers and amphetamines?
If there is a Dr. Feelgood, he would have wanted a nice secluded place to administer his drugs far from the prying eyes of other doctors.
Like Dr. Drew, who criticized the types of crappy drugs prescribed to her.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 11, 2016 08:23 PM (KQTmr)
---
Why not (from their perspective) just substitute Huma on the ticket? She's the one who was apparently doing Hillary's job for the last decade or so, and she has a cheating hubby just like Hillary.
Posted by: Methos at September 11, 2016 08:23 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: zombie at September 11, 2016 08:21 PM (jBuUi)
I think it needs the "I'm with her" to be more effective.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 11, 2016 08:23 PM (uFqpT)
Posted by: Campaigning Hillareeh at September 11, 2016 08:23 PM (7cqHD)
Wrong gender, dood.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
Well, calling her a sow is rather gauche, wouldn't you say?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Deemed Deplorable at September 11, 2016 08:23 PM (U31ch)
Guess me and a few musicians weren't the only ones.
Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2016 08:23 PM (0G2eQ)
Posted by: davidt at September 11, 2016 08:23 PM (IqgQx)
Posted by: Hillary Brainrot Clinton at September 11, 2016 08:23 PM (Jh20h)
Posted by: Alana at September 11, 2016 08:24 PM (PXO80)
Posted by: a T-Rex trying to rub one out at September 11, 2016 08:17 PM (H9MG5)
Question becomes... how the hell did she GET it?
Because I'm sure no one with the viral or bacteriological types which are contagious have been anywhere near her...
Many old people get it as a side effect of other issues... like an autoimmune disorder... or flu...
Now.... couple this with the coughing fits...
This sounds like a symptom... not a cause...
Posted by: Don Q. at September 11, 2016 08:24 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 11, 2016 08:24 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 11, 2016 08:24 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 11, 2016 08:20 PM (6FqZa)<<<
Hey, that's just what A.B. said.
Maybe she knows what's really lurking under all those long ass coats?
Posted by: a T-Rex trying to rub one out at September 11, 2016 08:24 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel
--------
"Whatever that is", would be the proper question.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 11, 2016 08:24 PM (OLNwX)
Posted by: Arbalest at September 11, 2016 08:25 PM (FlRtG)
Hillary keeps 2 things in her purse:
A bottle of hot sauce, an eight-ball of coke, and the FBI files of all her political enemies.
Posted by: Gary Johnson at September 11, 2016 08:25 PM (8LCz6)
Posted by: Keith Richards at September 11, 2016 08:25 PM (IqgQx)
Yeah, who among us doesn't have a staff of 17 who work to get you out of the public eye without showing any concern?
Posted by: Mama AJ at September 11, 2016 08:25 PM (gTQoY)
Posted by: !Deplorable Lives Matter! at September 11, 2016 08:26 PM (RO6kX)
She'd have the entire Democratic Party killed before letting that happen.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 11, 2016 08:19 PM (uFqpT)
It'd be "Night of the Long Knives" time if they tried, and the Democrats would be decimated.
Honestly, it'd be the best case scenario for the GOP
Posted by: The Political Hat at September 11, 2016 08:26 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Alana at September 11, 2016 08:24 PM (PXO80)
#JeSuisDeplorable....
Posted by: Don Q. at September 11, 2016 08:26 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: dagny at September 11, 2016 08:16 PM (brElc)
Sure, if the Democrats follow the law.
I crack me up.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 11, 2016 08:26 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: algore at September 11, 2016 08:27 PM (kf1Nc)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 11, 2016 08:27 PM (nIGPZ)
Those documents order the arrest of Barack Hussein Obama, Hillary Clinton, Huma Abedin, and all the other fuckers .
It would be sweet to catch TFG before he flies away.
Posted by: Deplorable Grampa Jimbo at September 11, 2016 08:27 PM (4+VII)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel
Then feel free to tweet and facebook THAT version at
http://www.zombietime.com/Hillary_down.jpg
Posted by: zombie at September 11, 2016 08:28 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 11, 2016 08:23 PM (uFqpT)
OK, we just need Francisco Franco to do it.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 11, 2016 08:28 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at September 11, 2016 08:28 PM (kqf/5)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 11, 2016 08:28 PM (KQTmr)
The Dems won't replace the Beast and it certainly wouldn't be with Kaine. He's got the personality of a sofa cushion. They'd go with Biden or someone they think has enough star power to step in. Maybe make Fauxcahontis the VP nominee
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 11, 2016 08:28 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Josh Barro at September 11, 2016 08:28 PM (Tyii7)
People need to stay on target. Beat Hillary. Stop whining.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 11, 2016 08:29 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 11, 2016 08:29 PM (9P3OG)
I just got here, but anybody know if Michael Jackson's old Doctor is available.
I hear he did great work.
Posted by: Deplorable VIA at September 11, 2016 08:29 PM (ptqRm)
Posted by: A Blinkin at September 11, 2016 08:29 PM (dnWSK)
Please Lord do not let happen.
Posted by: Pepe the Irredeemable, founder of the fn-right at September 11, 2016 08:21 PM (H8Bf9)
You're kidding, I assume.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 11, 2016 08:29 PM (SRKgf)
If someone was unsteady on their feet and needed to be propped up, then buckled and fell, wouldn't you take that person to the hospital?
Shrillary?
No.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 11, 2016 08:30 PM (zc3Db)
Honestly, it'd be the best case scenario for the
FIFY
Posted by: Methos at September 11, 2016 08:30 PM (3Liv/)
1168
Can we crowdsource the identity of her traveling nurse?
Posted by: algore at September 11, 2016 08:27 PM (kf1Nc)
Those two women who were photographed with her during the Great Frau Collapse seem pretty errrr.....stout, at least compared to the political types like Huma. And dressed rather unfashionably. Which kind of screams "RN hired by the campaign staff".
Plus, why isn't Huma anywhere in the photos or video? That's really weird.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 11, 2016 08:30 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: Josh Barro at September 11, 2016 08:28 PM (Tyii7)
I thought you WERE a feminine hygiene product.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 11, 2016 08:30 PM (nIGPZ)
Posted by: Deplorable VIA at September 11, 2016 08:31 PM (ptqRm)
"I ain't no ways tardive dyskenisia!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 11, 2016 08:31 PM (9P3OG)
http://tinyurl.com/zd3rz4o
Posted by: SMFH at my irredeemable self... at September 11, 2016 08:21 PM (rlfds)
She says the heat bother her too. She's 500 lbs so 55 degrees has got her sweating.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 11, 2016 08:31 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: !Deplorable Lives Matter! at September 11, 2016 08:31 PM (RO6kX)
Posted by: rjm319 at September 11, 2016 08:31 PM (LjV9j)
Posted by: t-bird at September 11, 2016 08:31 PM (ANVXm)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 11, 2016 08:31 PM (6FqZa)
Well, I'm not a doctor, but I have stayed in a Holiday Inn Express lately...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at September 11, 2016 08:31 PM (C9pBZ)
http://www.zombietime.com/Hillary_down.jpg
Posted by: zombie at September 11, 2016 08:28 PM (jBuUi)
Yeah, I love that one. Great job by the way....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 11, 2016 08:31 PM (uFqpT)
Posted by: Deplorable Charlie Weaver at September 11, 2016 08:31 PM (4+VII)
Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2016 08:32 PM (0G2eQ)
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 11, 2016 08:32 PM (dtWKK)
Posted by: Josh Barro
Yeah, they don't go there...
Posted by: t-bird at September 11, 2016 08:32 PM (ANVXm)
Posted by: blog speedometer at September 11, 2016 08:32 PM (XooQI)
Posted by: PaleRider at September 11, 2016 08:32 PM (Jen0I)
No."
How bout to the Vet?
Posted by: Deplorable VIA at September 11, 2016 08:31 PM (ptqRm)
Heh ... but no. The cannibal witch doctor is the furthest I would go for her.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 11, 2016 08:32 PM (zc3Db)
Angry black female is not going to draw many reluctant Trump supporters away to make a difference.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 11, 2016 08:33 PM (9P3OG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 11, 2016 08:33 PM (EnGQE)
Posted by: couch fucker at September 11, 2016 08:33 PM (BO/km)
I sincerely hope she was taking care of her son.
Well, sincerely and bitchily, but I'm a multi-tasker.
Posted by: Mama AJ at September 11, 2016 08:33 PM (gTQoY)
Good night horde
Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2016 08:33 PM (0G2eQ)
Posted by: zombie Freddie Gray at September 11, 2016 08:33 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 11, 2016 08:34 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Kreplach at September 11, 2016 08:34 PM (+lv+r)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 11, 2016 08:34 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Corrupt Media at September 11, 2016 08:35 PM (Jh20h)
As a parent, I would be pissed.
Posted by: Deplorable VIA at September 11, 2016 08:35 PM (ptqRm)
1202
1192 Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 11, 2016 08:31 PM (6FqZa)
Angry black female is not going to draw many reluctant Trump supporters away to make a difference.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 11, 2016 08:33 PM (9P3OG)
That's correct. But the point would be to goose the black turnout numbers.
The problem is that culturally speaking, I'm not sure that black men would respond well to a black woman being in charge.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 11, 2016 08:36 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 08:36 PM (8LCz6)
Magna Carta?
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 08:36 PM (8LCz6)
Posted by: BuckIV at September 11, 2016 08:36 PM (CLfqv)
That would be an Asimovian conundrum: they're to protect her, and yet the third-leading cause of death in the US is doctor errors. Assassination is even less common than Secretary of State errors.
Posted by: t-bird at September 11, 2016 08:36 PM (ANVXm)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at September 11, 2016 08:37 PM (C9pBZ)
She had a seizure. Plain and simple. People who have had seizures know the signs, and generally have some warning when it is imminent. She knew it was coming, which explains her ex-fil. She just happened to be unlucky enough to have someone film the seizure when it finally occurred.
Posted by: Greywolf at September 11, 2016 08:37 PM (JEI7Q)
She will never voluntarily bow out.
She will pursue the Presidency to her last dying breath.
This is actually a very good thing, because talk is already starting about, "Emergency Meetings."
Intra-Democrat Party Warfare, Hillary vs The Party.
Posted by: davidt at September 11, 2016 08:37 PM (IqgQx)
Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2016 08:37 PM (0G2eQ)
Posted by: weew at September 11, 2016 08:37 PM (6EH85)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 11, 2016 08:38 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 11, 2016 08:38 PM (6FqZa)
Apparently its both that and blocking camera lines so their ward doesn't look bad. At least, that's what they do for Hillary.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 11, 2016 08:38 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Tim Kaine, jus' Biden my time at September 11, 2016 08:38 PM (Ndje9)
FTFY.
Fixed the fix for you for you.
Posted by: t-bird at September 11, 2016 08:38 PM (ANVXm)
He only beat 16 other candidates over a years time.
It's already going to be a Trump landslide. This just seals the deal.
Posted by: Fuq the media at September 11, 2016 08:39 PM (D/qtG)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 11, 2016 08:39 PM (LdMbv)
@RickLeventhalFoxNews
Hey @RealClearNews the "mysterious piece of metal" that fell from Mrs #Clinton was an arm of her glasses, per law enf source at scene
Posted by: IrishEi at September 11, 2016 08:40 PM (eM2Uz)
I am sure there are myriad ways in which these things manifest but that is my experience with this sort of thing.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 11, 2016 08:40 PM (+lv+r)
Such errors are what killed President Garfield. Yeah, he got shot first, but not fatally - assuming swift and competent medical attention. He got the swift attention . . .
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 11, 2016 08:40 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo of the basket of Deplorables at September 11, 2016 08:40 PM (4+VII)
Posted by: weew at September 11, 2016 08:41 PM (6EH85)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 11, 2016 08:41 PM (LdMbv)
She's lost control.
And she's clinging to the nearest passer by,
She's lost control...
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 11, 2016 08:41 PM (6FqZa)
Such as a sudden collapse into ineptitude.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo of the basket of Deplorables at September 11, 2016 08:40 PM (4+VII)
8 years with SCOAMF and he's still there. Then again. . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 11, 2016 08:41 PM (9P3OG)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 11, 2016 08:41 PM (LdMbv)
@RickLeventhalFoxNews
Hey @RealClearNews the "mysterious piece of metal" that fell from Mrs #Clinton was an arm of her glasses, per law enf source at scene
Posted by: IrishEi at September 11, 2016 08:40 PM (eM2Uz)
I'm surprised a wheel didn't come off the van, too.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 11, 2016 08:41 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo of the basket of Deplorables at September 11, 2016 08:40 PM (4+VII)
To late!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 11, 2016 08:41 PM (hN38n)
Yeah, she's history, she's toast, she's done. Get her the fuck off of the stage, folks, because Hillary is not fit to scrape the shit from my cowboy boots.
Posted by: Fritz at September 11, 2016 08:41 PM (HVQlX)
It's possible she was holding them and then when the episode started she crushed them and the arm fell off.
I find this plausible.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 11, 2016 08:42 PM (+lv+r)
Posted by: Trumps of Doom at September 11, 2016 06:52 PM (eEems)
And how many people, besides Elton John, wear blue sunglasses?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 11, 2016 08:42 PM (oqkO3)
Posted by: Bill Clinton, Soon at September 11, 2016 08:42 PM (Jh20h)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 11, 2016 08:42 PM (uFqpT)
Posted by: michelle fields at September 11, 2016 08:42 PM (LdMbv)
And the left arguing that she was healthy as a horse, till 9-11 when this came roaring out o he blue, blindsiding everyone.
For Hillary, it's been a race between the Ballot box and the Coffin box for quite some time.
But she placed her own thirst for power before the needs of the country.
Hell, even before the needs of her Party to put forth a candidate who could live beyond the inauguration.
Posted by: Deplorable VIA at September 11, 2016 08:42 PM (ptqRm)
Looks like he reconsidered his decision to transition, as David refers to him as his "brother, then sister, then brother". Sounds like an assisted suicide.
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 11, 2016 08:42 PM (dtWKK)
I'm a thinkin aspiration pneumonia (perhaps an outcome of dementia or Parkinson's or whatever ailment) is not contagious. So we need to know ... was she infecting people (and that kid) ... or is it part of her ... Parkinson's, Lewy Body Dementia ... whatever?
Posted by: illiniwek at September 11, 2016 08:43 PM (ZRaCn)
I ain't in no ways dead. *thud*
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 11, 2016 08:43 PM (auHtY)
Unable to string three words together.
When even the LIVs know that "the lights are on but nobody is home."
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo of the basket of Deplorables at September 11, 2016 08:43 PM (4+VII)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at September 11, 2016 08:43 PM (rwI+c)
Please Lord do not let happen.
Posted by: Pepe the Irredeemable, founder of the fn-right at September 11, 2016 08:21 PM (H8Bf9)
You're kidding, I assume.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 11, 2016 08:29 PM (SRKgf)
That'd guarantee an outbreak of open hostilities in America with BOTH sides fighting for once!
Posted by: An American Commoner, Irredeemably Deplorable at September 11, 2016 08:44 PM (pxwEr)
Remember that Hillary has the DNC wrapped around her finger.
Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 08:44 PM (uAvJJ)
Posted by: hipster crowd at September 11, 2016 08:44 PM (4CFqd)
Posted by: Hillary! at September 11, 2016 08:44 PM (LQLeS)
She was wearing silver glasses? Get better liars. A simple "how the hell should we know?" would have served you better.
Posted by: t-bird at September 11, 2016 08:44 PM (w/iDp)
Posted by: weew at September 11, 2016 08:44 PM (6EH85)
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 11, 2016 08:45 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 11, 2016 08:45 PM (BS8yt)
Posted by: Hillary Filled With Excused Clinton at September 11, 2016 08:45 PM (Jh20h)
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 11, 2016 08:45 PM (dtWKK)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 11, 2016 08:45 PM (Nwg0u)
I liked David Bowie and I have the Ziggy Stardust CD. But there is no effing way I would want it played at my death.
Ziggy played guitar, jiving us that we were voodoo.
Yeah right.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo of the basket of Deplorables at September 11, 2016 08:45 PM (4+VII)
Just tickle the one side.
The other side will come over to see what's going on.
*Another punchline*
Posted by: Deplorable VIA at September 11, 2016 08:46 PM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Hillary! at September 11, 2016 08:46 PM (LQLeS)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 11, 2016 08:41 PM (9P3OG)
Still there.
He's still there. They hit'em with five shots, and he's still there! Well that's bad luck for me,
and bad luck for you if you don't make that deal!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 11, 2016 08:46 PM (hN38n)
She has had multiple instances, on camera, of prolonged head bobbing. Then there were the bizarre facial expressions, like the one at the convention when they dropped the balloons. Then there are the multiple instances when she has frozen up -- she did it once at a rally, and the black guy (whoever he is) had to come out and rub her back and reassure her and instruct her (a couple of times) to keep talking. Then she had the interview where she froze and later tried to explain it away by saying she "short circuited."
These are the reasons why people have been speculating that she has Parkinson's or some other serious neurological disease. And those symptoms can't be explained away by "dehydration" or "pneumonia."
Who do they think they're kidding?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 11, 2016 08:46 PM (NnYnv)
Remember that Hillary has the DNC wrapped around her finger.
Posted by: chemjeff
Sure, but hoping for internecine war is just plain fun.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 11, 2016 08:47 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 11, 2016 08:47 PM (ZRaCn)
Extremely serious. It starts with a slight fever and dryness of the throat. When the virus penetrates the red blood cells, the victim becomes dizzy, begins to experience an itchy rash, then the poison goes to work on the central nervous system, severe muscle spasms followed by the inevitable drooling.
At this point, the entire digestive system collapses accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence.
Until finally, the poor bastard is reduced to a quivering wasted piece of jelly.
Roger, over.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 11, 2016 08:47 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: PaleRider at September 11, 2016 08:47 PM (Jen0I)
Posted by: Weasel at September 11, 2016 08:48 PM (Sfs6o)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/hxnxelx
Posted by: andycanuck at September 11, 2016 08:48 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 11, 2016 08:48 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 11, 2016 08:48 PM (IqV8l)
"Secret Service followed atypical protocol with Clinton exit."
Yes, just like every other department and agency of the federal leviathan, the SS has been corrupted.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 11, 2016 08:48 PM (+lv+r)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 11, 2016 08:48 PM (EnGQE)
It's possible she was holding them and then when the episode started she crushed them and the arm fell off.
I find this plausible.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 11, 2016 08:42 PM (+lv+r)
-----
Then fixed them at Chelsea's or got a identical pair?
Because she was wearing them outside Chelsea's afterwards.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 11, 2016 08:48 PM (BS8yt)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 11, 2016 08:48 PM (KQTmr)
This is not how it works. This isn't how any of it is supposed to work!
Posted by: the DNC, panicking like a mofo right now at September 11, 2016 08:48 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: t-bird at September 11, 2016 08:49 PM (w/iDp)
Yeah, I'd have gone out with Low.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 11, 2016 08:48 PM (rwI+c)
Can never go wrong with Eno.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 11, 2016 08:49 PM (zc3Db)
That's my take as well.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 11, 2016 08:49 PM (Z8DIA)
I liked David Bowie and I have the Ziggy Stardust CD. But there is no effing way I would want it played at my death.
Ziggy played guitar, jiving us that we were voodoo.
Yeah right.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo of the basket of Deplorables at September 11, 2016 08:45 PM (4+VII)
Well, he/she/he was just crass, with god given ass.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 11, 2016 08:50 PM (P8951)
Shrillary?
No.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 11, 2016 08:30 PM (zc3Db)
OK, a veterinary clinic then? Maybe Chelsea's vet is accepting new patients.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 11, 2016 08:50 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 11, 2016 08:50 PM (hN38n)
Posted by: Hillary Lie a Minute Clinton at September 11, 2016 08:50 PM (Jh20h)
Her compassion for the families of the victims was so great she became temporarily unsteady on her feet.
Hillary was reluctant to leave the memorial, however her close protection detail deemed such action prudent.
There is no evidence of any unnecessary taser use.
Posted by: DNC Press Office at September 11, 2016 08:50 PM (NVh48)
Oh no ... then what departments shall I place my blind loyalty in to make me feel better ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 11, 2016 08:50 PM (fiGNd)
Notice that Hillary now has a disabled person's step van.
They must've gotten that for her after the photo showing her using a step stool to enter the usual Secret Service Chevy Suburban.
Posted by: Raspail at September 11, 2016 08:50 PM (O40cn)
Posted by: Miles at September 11, 2016 08:01 PM (TZcx1)
Same guy was with Bill Clinton after his heart surgery.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 11, 2016 08:50 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: Lefty Media Hacks at September 11, 2016 08:51 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Deplorable VIA at September 11, 2016 08:51 PM (ptqRm)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 11, 2016 08:51 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: ShainS at September 11, 2016 08:51 PM (a6Ff7)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 11, 2016 08:52 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 11, 2016 08:52 PM (EUMr7)
This time she's gonna die just befrore the finish line.
You just know Barack has that punk shit eating grin about now.
Posted by: davidt at September 11, 2016 08:52 PM (IqgQx)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 11, 2016 08:45 PM (BS8yt)
Arranging the details of a state funeral?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 11, 2016 08:52 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 11, 2016 08:53 PM (KQTmr)
Posted by: davidt at September 11, 2016 08:52 PM (IqgQx)
When doesn't he?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 11, 2016 08:53 PM (hN38n)
Posted by: Godfather Huma at September 11, 2016 08:53 PM (LQLeS)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 11, 2016 08:53 PM (7h4Fr)
Posted by: t-bird at September 11, 2016 08:53 PM (w/iDp)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 11, 2016 08:53 PM (2cS/G)
At least a Handy of Condolence.
A bereavement beejeer.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 11, 2016 08:53 PM (ODxAs)
He's probably getting a sympathy hummer from some young journolista as we speak.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 11, 2016 08:53 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: No Muslim Left Behind at September 11, 2016 08:54 PM (Jh20h)
The only way Killary wins now is to finally have Bubba offed and ride a wave of sympathy votes to victory ...
Posted by: ShainS at September 11, 2016 08:51 PM (a6Ff7)
She'd sacrifice the grandchild.
Nobody cares about Bill...
How f@cked up must my opinion of her be to think that she'd sacrifice her grandchild for a 2 or 3 point bump in the polls?
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 11, 2016 08:54 PM (uFqpT)
https://twitter.com/Nucleonic/status/775121390085218304
Maybe there's an optician's in there too???
Posted by: andycanuck at September 11, 2016 08:54 PM (LdMbv)
doesn't usually wear. Her pantsuits tops are usually longer; And blue
sunglasses? O.K. Let me adjust my tinfoil hat.
Fenelon - see this as possible explanation: https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/775056668694487041
Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2016 08:54 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 11, 2016 08:31 PM (6FqZa)
She was training for a workout with the Bears.
Posted by: Kirby Smart at September 11, 2016 08:55 PM (srr6Q)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 11, 2016 08:55 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 11, 2016 08:55 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 11, 2016 08:52 PM (SRKgf)
----
Trump dick punching babies.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 11, 2016 08:56 PM (BS8yt)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 11, 2016 08:56 PM (dtWKK)
STILL is not as long as the firefight in Benghazi four years ago.
But this time, the cause actually IS a youtube video.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 11, 2016 08:56 PM (EUMr7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 11, 2016 08:56 PM (IqV8l)
1281
Bill's the one who's supposed to die during the campaign, to help generate a sympathy vote.
This is not how it works. This isn't how any of it is supposed to work!
Posted by: the DNC, panicking like a mofo right now at September 11, 2016 08:48 PM (H9MG5)
Shit! How do we get a message to Charles Calthrop to cancel?
Posted by: Another guy at the DNC at September 11, 2016 08:57 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 11, 2016 08:57 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 11, 2016 08:57 PM (bKHc1)
Hillary's done.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 11, 2016 08:57 PM (+lv+r)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at September 11, 2016 08:57 PM (4+VII)
Who do they think they're kidding?"
that's actually a good question. They think they are fooling the people that don't read blogs, that believe their morning local news readers are expressing their own opinion, that just want to not be called racist.
They Think that is the makings of a majority, hence Hillary's scripted and repeated line about the deplorable and irredeemable racists that vote for Trump. They just need to up the amperage on the "you don't want to be called racist, do YOU?" to eleventy. Then all will behave and submit and vote Hellary.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 11, 2016 08:58 PM (ZRaCn)
Posted by: Bubba Clinton at September 11, 2016 08:58 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at September 11, 2016 08:58 PM (5UjJX)
Posted by: No Muslim Left Behind at September 11, 2016 08:54 PM (Jh20h)
-----
It's not pneumonia but a YouTube video
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 11, 2016 08:58 PM (BS8yt)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 11, 2016 08:58 PM (EUMr7)
Brattlesboro in da house!
Posted by: navybrat at September 11, 2016 08:58 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Kreplach at September 11, 2016 08:59 PM (+lv+r)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 11, 2016 08:59 PM (hN38n)
She's got pneumonia, she didn't get her vaccinations?
She visited her grandchild with pneumonia.
She didn't have an x ray, but the dr makes diagnosis without one.
She "suddenly" has pneumonia after the WaPo throws her under the bus.
This entire story is just another lie. She had a TIA, aka mini stroke.
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 11, 2016 08:59 PM (NbJXF)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo of the Basket of Deplorables at September 11, 2016 08:59 PM (4+VII)
has been surrounded by camera crews and paparazzi for the last 30 years.
His celebrity is one of the big reasons you and other Trump supporters
know about him in the first place. So yes, out of those thousands of
hours in the limelight, I don't recall seeing even one video clip or
photograph showing him behaving like a decent human being.
And really, you and your pals don't need to rush to his defense
every time someone writes or says something negative about him. Trump's
tough. He's been to military prep school. He can take it.
Posted by: at September 11, 2016 08:08 PM (tuvxV)
Willful ignorance or impossibly high standards of decency?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 11, 2016 08:59 PM (P/kVC)
Wow, does the top of your head really ring some bells.....
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 11, 2016 08:59 PM (EUMr7)
Posted by: Velma Dinkley at September 11, 2016 08:59 PM (rwI+c)
See the above....relatable, humanizing. This is what I KNEW would happen.
That's why I haven't ruled out that this was a staged event. They bait Trump into burying himself by seeming like a looney, meanwhile earning sympathy and "relatability" votes.
Posted by: TickledPink at September 11, 2016 08:59 PM (F5hTl)
Nobody cares about Bill...
How f@cked up must my opinion of her be to think that she'd sacrifice her grandchild for a 2 or 3 point bump in the polls?
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 11, 2016 08:54 PM (uFqpT)
=====================
I hadn't thought of that, but I wouldn't put it past her ...
Posted by: ShainS at September 11, 2016 09:00 PM (a6Ff7)
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 09:00 PM (8LCz6)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at September 11, 2016 08:57 PM (4+VII)
Sadly, sock Mary, everyone knows Mary's hash, and that isn't it.
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 11, 2016 09:00 PM (NbJXF)
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 11, 2016 08:59 PM (NbJXF)
Aspirational pneumonia could explain most of this.
Posted by: Wonk with Pigtails at September 11, 2016 09:00 PM (0sLvz)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 11, 2016 08:55 PM (2cS/G) "
Even without Brady, the Pats manage to piss me off. I've got Edelman on my fantasy team, damnit! Get him the TD.
(Nah, I don't really care, it's a no money for-fun league. I didn't even check my fantasy points until 15 mins ago)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 11, 2016 09:00 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: James Comey at September 11, 2016 09:00 PM (fgOnp)
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 09:00 PM (8LCz6)
I'm holding out for Magellan
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 11, 2016 09:00 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at September 11, 2016 09:01 PM (MNgU2)
- Hillary will never drop out, she wants to be the historical first female president.
- If Hillary is forced to resign for health reasons after becoming the historical first female president, Kaine will be just as willing to make sure the Supreme Court has a "progressive" left wing majority.
- one only needs to see how well Trump has handled months of campaigning to know he's in pretty good health. I'd like to see the election determined by having Trump and Hillary walk from Wall St up Broadway to 59th St and back, back and forth, first one to pass out loses the election. My money is on Trump.
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at September 11, 2016 09:01 PM (2JQBv)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 11, 2016 08:56 PM (EUMr7)
Lied about a you tube vid, undone by a youtube vid.
Yes, there is a God.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 11, 2016 09:01 PM (P8951)
Posted by: freaked at September 11, 2016 09:01 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo of the Basket of Deplorables at September 11, 2016 09:01 PM (4+VII)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 11, 2016 09:01 PM (EUMr7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 11, 2016 09:01 PM (EnGQE)
In a week or so, Trump should request six hour standing debates....no podiums....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 11, 2016 09:01 PM (uFqpT)
Posted by: DeSoto at September 11, 2016 09:01 PM (8LCz6)
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at September 11, 2016 09:02 PM (2JQBv)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 11, 2016 09:02 PM (KP5rU)
And with strange aeons, even death may die.
Posted by: Ill-ary Clinton at September 11, 2016 09:03 PM (dtWKK)
Delicious.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 11, 2016 09:03 PM (+lv+r)
If you've got an opponent you know you can crush at will, keep them around until the time is ripe.
If that's true, Trump will suddenly display a marked improvement in message discipline. Her collapse means it's time to shoot for the moon.
Posted by: Locarno at September 11, 2016 09:03 PM (HhYvn)
Posted by: Chick washing Bill Clinton off herself at 9:03 PM at September 11, 2016 09:03 PM (EUMr7)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 11, 2016 09:01 PM (uFqpT)
I think they should do track and field first.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 11, 2016 09:03 PM (P8951)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 11, 2016 09:03 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 11, 2016 09:04 PM (EnGQE)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 11, 2016 09:04 PM (kumBu)
Yes, just don't put it in your pocket or it could get messy.
Posted by: andycanuck at September 11, 2016 09:04 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at September 11, 2016 08:03 PM (LQLeS)
Yes, sadly, that adorable little girl, whose spontaneous joy at getting to spontaneously see Hillary couldn't be contained even by the Secret Service, is now fatally infected. Spontaneously.
Posted by: stace...TEXIT at September 11, 2016 09:04 PM (ozZau)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at September 11, 2016 09:04 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: DonnaV. whitely brandishing
ampersandsso there at September 11, 2016 09:03 PM
(P8951)
I laughed out loud. Thank you.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 11, 2016 09:04 PM (uFqpT)
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at September 11, 2016 09:04 PM (2JQBv)
Posted by: Country Boy at September 11, 2016 09:04 PM (W/Si3)
Posted by: Wonk with Pigtails at September 11, 2016 09:00 PM (0sLvz)
So could low BP, like W's falling out.
The woman has a history of blood clots in THE BRAIN. That leads me to go with TIA. How do you diagnose pneumonia without an x ray? You guess.
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 11, 2016 09:04 PM (NbJXF)
Posted by: Kreplach at September 11, 2016 09:05 PM (+lv+r)
Posted by: Weasel at September 11, 2016 09:05 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Crooked County at September 11, 2016 09:05 PM (Jh20h)
If you've got an opponent you know you can crush at will, keep them around until the time is ripe.
If that's true, Trump will suddenly display a marked improvement in message discipline. Her collapse means it's time to shoot for the moon.
Posted by: Locarno at September 11, 2016 09:03 PM (HhYvn)
I'm not quite sure Trump's outbursts were that calculated - but if that's true, he's a friggin' genius.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 11, 2016 09:05 PM (P8951)
>>See the above....relatable, humanizing. This is what I KNEW would happen.
I'm not a bit surprised they are trying to spin it, I just don't think it will work. People already don't like her and don't trust her in record numbers. Seeing that she is obviously ill and frail is just another nail in her coffin. So to speak.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 11, 2016 09:05 PM (/tuJf)
And with strange aeons, even death may die.
Posted by: Ill-ary Clinton at September 11, 2016 09:03 PM (dtWKK) "
Bill jerks off to the Necronomicon, you just know it.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 11, 2016 09:05 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at September 11, 2016 09:06 PM (2JQBv)
See the above....relatable, humanizing. This is what I KNEW would happen.
That's why I haven't ruled out that this was a staged event. They bait Trump into burying himself by seeming like a looney, meanwhile earning sympathy and "relatability" votes.
Posted by: TickledPink at September 11, 2016 08:59 PM (F5hTl
Seriously, even in Mirror Universe this does nothing to help Hillary. She is toast. Trump is running unopposed until the election.
That video is burned into my brain right next to the planes flying into the towers on 9/11. It has been and continues to be a shocking day of events.
Posted by: Pepe the Irredeemable, founder of the fn-right at September 11, 2016 09:06 PM (H8Bf9)
In the next debate, Trump should be offstage when the curtain goes
up, then jog out, do a lap around where they velcro'd the Frau to the
podium, before going center stage and doing pushups, Jack Palance-style.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 11, 2016 09:06 PM (LuZz8)
Two ace weekend posts? This is like a shooting star. Should I close my eyes and make a wish?
Yes, just don't put it in your pocket or it could get messy.
Posted by: andycanuck at September 11, 2016 09:04 PM (LdMbv)
Yes, I thought the same thing.
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 11, 2016 09:06 PM (NbJXF)
She has a burn rate problem. She's got a lot of cash in the bank, but her exorbitantly costly machine will go through it all in about two weeks unless resupplied.
That's why up till now she's been in the Hamptons and in Hollyweird all the time. Incessant fundraisers. Feeding the jones for operating cash flow.
There are inflection points in campaigns where suddenly The Money isn't taking phone calls or coming to fundraising dinners any longer. And when The Money stop doing that, things get sideways real quick in a campaign with an insatiable appetite for dollars.
Posted by: torquewrench at September 11, 2016 09:06 PM (noWW6)
Or, he is enjoying the weekend for a change and not giving a shit.
Either way, it's good.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo of the Basket of Deplorables at September 11, 2016 09:07 PM (4+VII)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck
According to Wikipedia. If the Arquette siblings did take part in an assisted suicide, is that legal? Interesting if this were to trigger a criminal investigation.
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 11, 2016 09:07 PM (dtWKK)
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at September 11, 2016 09:07 PM (2JQBv)
Posted by: Shaun King, Black as the Ace of Spades at September 11, 2016 09:07 PM (97XyN)
Nope; I think Trump just occasionally says stupid stuff off the cuff, although he's been more presidential and more disciplined lately.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 11, 2016 09:07 PM (EnGQE)
Dehydration can be fixed by ... lemme think ... water.
If she had pneumonia, she could easily have checked into a hospital for a couple days, and no one would have thought less of her for it.
No, both of those are Red propaganda. I think she's seriously ill.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 11, 2016 09:08 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 11, 2016 09:08 PM (LdMbv)
Well, it would be amusing anyway.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 11, 2016 09:09 PM (EnGQE)
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 11, 2016 09:09 PM (NbJXF)
Posted by: ALH at September 11, 2016 09:09 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: Josh Barro at September 11, 2016 09:09 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 11, 2016 09:04 PM (NbJXF)
Or the doctor knew before Friday. Or this isn't the first time this has happened. If she has a history of swallowing coordination difficulties that her doctor is aware of resulting in pneumonia, it's a reasonable guess.
BTW, I'm not saying this is necessarily the case - just trying to answer your question in a plausible way that allows for pneumonia, but not the contagious kind.
Posted by: Wonk with Pigtails at September 11, 2016 09:09 PM (0sLvz)
I know what you're saying.
But, all it takes is a few thousand people voting out of sympathy or reliability or sick curiosity to swing an election.
And, obviously right now, it doesn't look very good. But, give the non-Fox News media time with it, and they could spin this thing into some sort of heroism. It's already starting.
Posted by: TickledPink at September 11, 2016 09:09 PM (F5hTl)
Posted by: Weasel at September 11, 2016 09:05 PM (Sfs6o) "
I know exploration was a dicey proposition, but I just don't see how you can mistake Hispaniola for India.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 11, 2016 09:09 PM (kumBu)
The _Washington Compost_ were claiming this morning that Kellyanne Conway had bungled her appearances on the Sunday talkies.
I figure that's the sort of piece they run when the nominee himself hasn't made anything close enough to be spun as a gaffe. Claim instead that the staff are clowns. Guilt by association.
Posted by: torquewrench at September 11, 2016 09:09 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: dagny at September 11, 2016 09:10 PM (brElc)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 11, 2016 09:10 PM (6FqZa)
A dialysis machine???
Posted by: andycanuck at September 11, 2016 09:10 PM (LdMbv)
Or, he is enjoying the weekend for a change and not giving a shit.
Either way, it's good.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo of the Basket of Deplorables at September 11, 2016 09:07 PM (4+VII)
*****
He mentioned last week he would not be campaigning in observance of the day. Fortunately, he has not tweeted either.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, Deplorable and Irredeemable at September 11, 2016 09:11 PM (KcI5m)
The Brewers beat the Cards and knocked the red birds out of the second place Wild Card slot - which was indeed shocking to me.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 11, 2016 09:11 PM (P8951)
BTW, newest leftie Twitter meme is that Wilson governed for 2 years after suffering a stroke, so Hillary is good to go!
Posted by: andycanuck at September 11, 2016 09:08 PM (LdMbv)
Actually, Col. House ran the country.
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 11, 2016 09:11 PM (NbJXF)
Posted by: Weekend at Hillary's + Sequels at September 11, 2016 09:11 PM (Jh20h)
Posted by: Wonk with Pigtails at September 11, 2016 09:09 PM (0sLvz)
And in a case like this, the pneumonia can be the effect of a serious illness already taken root.
Posted by: Wonk with Pigtails at September 11, 2016 09:11 PM (0sLvz)
Posted by: Hillary Cankles Klinton at September 11, 2016 09:11 PM (D/qtG)
Uhh...Fox is already spinning it as heroism.
Fox can eat a bag of fucking dicks.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 11, 2016 09:11 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 11, 2016 09:08 PM (LdMbv) "
Hey, that's nothing - Kim Il-Sung still runs North Korea, and he's been dead for 22 years. Now that's dedication!
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 11, 2016 09:11 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: not the mama at September 11, 2016 09:11 PM (K1CUM)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 11, 2016 09:12 PM (6FqZa)
She's done.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 11, 2016 09:05 PM (+lv+r)
This.
She probably didn't want to do them in the first place, since she'd have to worry that Trump would go off on her big time, but now - assuming she's still with the living then - she has an excuse to fart off the debate(s).
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 11, 2016 09:12 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at September 11, 2016 09:12 PM (MH6J6)
- - -
For fucks sake.
Trump beat, what? 16, 17 candidates to clinch the primary? He's basically running unopposed right now against a very sick woman. If the Dems parachute in another candidate, it's over...for the Democrats.
You think Biden is going to save the race? Gore? Sanders?
Trump won the election today.
Posted by: Community Organizer at September 11, 2016 09:12 PM (WTc0E)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at September 11, 2016 09:12 PM (oAY8z)
Don't call them liberal fascist.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 11, 2016 09:13 PM (6FqZa)
Amy Siskind*
From what I see, this little episode of @GOP piling on about Hillary's health is going to backfire. Women voters in particular seem pissed!
*President of The New Agenda. Advocate for women's and LGBT rights, and equality. Former Wall Street exec. Mom. Gay. Dog Lover**.
**It's OK. That's now legal in Canada.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 11, 2016 09:13 PM (kdS6q)
>>>Trump wasn't going to politicize today. Staying classy.
That's the way he rolls.
Posted by: ALH at September 11, 2016 09:09 PM (Z56vq)<<<
**reloads Jurassic Park sized tranq rifle**
Yup. Classy.
Posted by: Kellyanne Conway at September 11, 2016 09:13 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Josh Barro at September 11, 2016 09:13 PM (Tyii7)
I think Bannon has become Trump's Grant.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 11, 2016 09:13 PM (+lv+r)
Trump might as well go on the campaign trail and ask if Rachel Maddow is really a woman.
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at September 11, 2016 09:13 PM (2JQBv)
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 11, 2016 09:13 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 11, 2016 09:10 PM (LdMbv) "
Portable Lazarus Pit. Much more expensive.
Or maybe those tubes and shit that kept Immortan Joe alive in Fury Road.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 11, 2016 09:13 PM (kumBu)
BTW, I'm not saying this is necessarily the case
- just trying to answer your question in a plausible way that allows
for pneumonia, but not the contagious kind.
Posted by: Wonk with Pigtails at September 11, 2016 09:09 PM (0sLvz)
A reasonable guess probably, BUT still a guess. Why is this woman not getting top notch care and an x ray?
Is she in an Obama Care policy?
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 11, 2016 09:14 PM (NbJXF)
1407
give the non-Fox News media time with it, and they could spin this thing into some sort of heroism
Uhh...Fox is already spinning it as heroism.
Fox can eat a bag of fucking dicks.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 11, 2016 09:11 PM (97XyN)
Presented with an appropriate level of adolescent snickering.....
http://www.skdtac.com/skd-bag-of-dicks-p/skd.808.htm
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 11, 2016 09:14 PM (LuZz8)
The conservative tweeter I got that report from said that the U.S. had already had a female president, Edith Wilson! so same diff.
Posted by: andycanuck at September 11, 2016 09:14 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 11, 2016 09:08 PM (LdMbv)
It was actually Wilson's spouse that ran everything. Which means you know what.
Posted by: Wonk with Pigtails at September 11, 2016 09:14 PM (0sLvz)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 11, 2016 09:14 PM (ZRaCn)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 11, 2016 09:10 PM (6FqZa)
And nimrods say he's stupid. He's got a gift for finding the pulse of ordinary Americans.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 11, 2016 09:14 PM (SRKgf)
Bill Weld tells me Monia is the capital of Cornholistan, and I should go there. But where is New Monia?
Posted by: Gary Johnson at September 11, 2016 09:14 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 11, 2016 09:14 PM (6FqZa)
"All this bullshit about Clinton's health is just a dogwhistle for the
ugly belief that women serve no purpose after the wrinkles come in."
"But as with most things in our sexist society, women are in a double
bind. If they do get sick, they are often written off as hysterics."
LOL
Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2016 09:14 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: ALH at September 11, 2016 09:15 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 11, 2016 09:15 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 11, 2016 09:15 PM (EnGQE)
He knew it could be found, oh,
That mathematical, geographical
Son-of-a-bitch Columbo.
In fourteen hundred and ninety-two,
A schoolboy from I-taly
Walked the streets of ancient Rome
And jacked-off in the alley.
Columbo went to the Queen of Spain
And asked for ships and cargo.
He said he'd kiss the royal ass
If he didn't bring back Chicago.
Now three slick ships .set out to sea,
Each one a double-decker.
The queen she waved her handkerchief,
Columbo waved his pecker.
The rest of the lyrics are even more filthy
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 11, 2016 09:15 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: Hot Dog, Dog House, House Detective at September 11, 2016 09:16 PM (Jh20h)
Posted by: cm9000 at September 11, 2016 09:16 PM (Y/5qL)
Bob Cesca*
So, Hillary appeared on the NBC Commander-in-Chief Forum while suffering from pneumonia. Objectively badass.
*Writer: Salon.com, Huffpo.
"Objectively badass"......
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 11, 2016 09:16 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2016 09:16 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at September 11, 2016 09:16 PM (2JQBv)
how traditional debate formats were sexist because they celebrated
male-dominant traits of public speaking instead of more female-dominant
traits like deep relationship-building"
Yep.
Day X: "Grrrrrl power! I am woman, hear me roar! Anything you can do, I can do better!"
Day X+1: "Waaaaah! This is sexist and unfairrrrrrr!"
'Twas ever thus.
Posted by: torquewrench at September 11, 2016 09:16 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: THe eyes are the window to Hillary's black soul at September 11, 2016 09:16 PM (xB7fY)
Gossiping? Critiquing each other's dress? Trading tips on how to parallel park?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 11, 2016 09:16 PM (SRKgf)
Is she in an Obama Care policy?
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 11, 2016 09:14 PM (NbJXF)
Might she already quietly have top notch equipment in a strategic location or two? If not, it wouldn't be for want of money.
It appears that medical staff were by her side today. Wasn't the woman accompanying Dr. Lisa somebody? At least that's what I read so it must be true.
Posted by: Wonk with Pigtails at September 11, 2016 09:16 PM (0sLvz)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at September 11, 2016 09:16 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 11, 2016 09:16 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: THe eyes are the window to Hillary's black soul at September 11, 2016 09:16 PM (xB7fY)
As if the Democrats follow legal rules. Get serious.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 11, 2016 09:17 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 11, 2016 09:17 PM (P8951)
Not that I don't think Trump is god like in his brilliance but both Hillary and Trump said last week that they wouldn't be doing any campaigning today.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 11, 2016 09:17 PM (/tuJf)
Politico's Glenn Thrush (IIRC) referred to her private email server as "badass". Pathetic.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2016 09:18 PM (NOIQH)
Amanada is a chronically unhappy and bitter woman.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 11, 2016 09:18 PM (EnGQE)
Course, at 68, if she is still having them she is really fcked up.
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 11, 2016 09:18 PM (NbJXF)
The only thing is....he's going to be asked about it, incessantly. I hope someone has prepared him with the best possible answer.
As much as I like hearing him calling her out when no one else will, I also don't want her to win, so if he has to zip the lips....then so be it.
Posted by: TickledPink at September 11, 2016 09:18 PM (F5hTl)
The Brewers beat the Cards and knocked the red birds out of the second place Wild Card slot - which was indeed shocking to me.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 11, 2016 09:11 PM (P8951)
That is shocking. The Cards have been consistant playoff team.
I was at the inaugural one game playoff for the wild card spot when the Braves had a 8 game lead on the Cards and that infield fly rule was called on a ball hit 225 feet in left.
Remember that game? I burned with rage.
Posted by: Pepe the Irredeemable, founder of the fn-right at September 11, 2016 09:18 PM (H8Bf9)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at September 11, 2016 09:12 PM (oAY8z)
yeah so? What's your point?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 11, 2016 09:18 PM (hN38n)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at September 11, 2016 09:16 PM (e8kgV)
Must have been in a hurry to get to the golf links.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 11, 2016 09:19 PM (P8951)
cough John McCain 2008 cough
Posted by: torquewrench at September 11, 2016 09:19 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 11, 2016 09:12 PM (6FqZa) "
It seems like Columbus got a pretty friendly reception in Hispaniola. He certainly didn't get the Magellan Special.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 11, 2016 09:19 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Kreplach at September 11, 2016 09:19 PM (+lv+r)
_________________
Sure, if Hillary strokes out, Huma and her Muslim Brotherhood homies can step into the power void.
What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 11, 2016 09:19 PM (NnYnv)
Posted by: Hillary! at September 11, 2016 09:20 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: TickledPink at September 11, 2016 09:18 PM (F5hTl)
"She has my thoughts and prayers for a speedy and full recovery."
Would that work?
Posted by: Wonk with Pigtails at September 11, 2016 09:20 PM (0sLvz)
today. Wasn't the woman accompanying Dr. Lisa somebody? At least that's
what I read so it must be true.
Posted by: Wonk with Pigtails at September 11, 2016 09:16 PM (0sLvz)
I have no doubt you are correct. Their problem? Trying to figure out how to explain how and why they have an x ray machine at home.
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 11, 2016 09:20 PM (NbJXF)
Posted by: THe eyes are the window to Hillary's black soul at September 11, 2016 09:16 PM (xB7fY)
Each party has it's own rules, but basically all the DNC has to do is meet and vote on a replacement. The closer it get's to the Election, the only real problem would be the ballots. AFTER the election it becomes a problem for Congress to sort out
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 11, 2016 09:20 PM (hN38n)
male-dominant traits of public speaking instead of more female-dominant
traits like deep relationship-building.
Wait - I though there was no difference between men and women?
Also thought it was bigoted to say traits are inherited based on arbitrary things like ethnicity/race/sex/sexual preference.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2016 09:20 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Splunge at September 11, 2016 09:21 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 11, 2016 09:17 PM (/tuJf)
OK, fair enough. I hadn't known that.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 11, 2016 09:21 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: The Grim Reaper at September 11, 2016 09:21 PM (fASYn)
Posted by: Kreplach at September 11, 2016 09:19 PM (+lv+r)
And extraordinarily vile.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 11, 2016 09:21 PM (0mRoj)
the press, body double? And if she really did collapse from pneumonia,
why the appearance? None of this makes sense as they present it.
---
You might have the wrong expectations.
This is not a linear narrative.
This is a cover your ass narrative-- an action/reaction.
She had a seizure. It's being played as a "collapse."
It's not. It's a seizure.
Then, she is "hydrated" and is "fine."
Six hours later, they decide that she has pneumonia. If they were smart, they would have said "walking pneumonia." That would have been more believable.
Basically, this is the plan-- have the media cover it up, and report she collapsed since she has pneumonia. [why is she out in public with pneumonia? seems like bad judgement to me.] Don't show the video-- I'm guessing most won't see it on the MSM- and then say she's fine.
She's a "trooper," working through pneumonia. That's how much she cares about the public.
And most LIV's-- and seniors, who only know what the MSM tell them and think they tell the truth-- will believe the narrative.
So the narrative continues. I don't believe she will EVER drop out. Soros might arrange an "accident" but she will NOT drop out.
The USA owes her this. She will get out of the race, even if it means that she's a head a freaking jar talking on the internet.
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 11, 2016 09:21 PM (tvyXw)
cough John McCain 2008 cough
Posted by: torquewrench at September 11, 2016 09:19 PM (noWW6)
No kidding. I'm so old, I can remember when leftists at least tried to make sense.
Posted by: Splunge at September 11, 2016 09:21 PM (iMxBJ)
Seriously, even in Mirror Universe this does nothing to help Hillary.
Maybe it takes "basket of deplorables" off the front page.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 11, 2016 09:22 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Pepe the Irredeemable, founder of the fn-right at September 11, 2016 09:18 PM (H8Bf9)
Don't blame you.
But the announcers pointed out something really weird about the 2016 Cards. They have one of baseball's best away records this year and the worst home record (even worse than the Brewers, Braves and other noncontending teams). That's the reason they're struggling to make the second WC slot.
Normally, they're stellar at Busch.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 11, 2016 09:22 PM (P8951)
Has renowned actuarial scientist Matt Damon showed his ass yet, as he felt compelled to in 2008?
Posted by: predictions wide of the mark at September 11, 2016 09:22 PM (XooQI)
Posted by: J. F. Kerry at September 11, 2016 09:22 PM (dtWKK)
must follow to replace her? Anyone already answer this question?"
DNC? Rules? Did you just arrive from Omicron Perseii 8?
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at September 11, 2016 09:22 PM (2JQBv)
She's a great person to check to see what the latest batsh#t crazy feminist take on a thing is. Always entertaining to see what color the sky is in her world.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2016 09:22 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 11, 2016 09:14 PM (6FqZa) "
Who would have thought Trump's campaign would be saved by yogurt.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 11, 2016 09:22 PM (kumBu)
hillary didn't merely walk out of her daughter's building to go to her car. she acted like she was going on stage, stood there arms raised as if to adulation and turned and waited for the girl to run up on cue.
for what? to distract from her illness. to show her nice side? bizarre
and there are reporters who described the scene as if it was an accidental occurrence. why doesn't a real reporter find out who the kid was, who her pearents are and their relation to the clinton campaign. i mean, are we to wait for 120 years from now when the girl dies and they say"that was the little girl who ran up to hillary, remember that?" and we find out the real story.
it's just weird and like most of clinton's life, a big fat lie.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 11, 2016 09:22 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 11, 2016 09:22 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 11, 2016 09:22 PM (ZRaCn)
Posted by: The Grim Reaper at September 11, 2016 09:21 PM (fASYn)
Thread Winner.
Posted by: ALH at September 11, 2016 09:22 PM (Z56vq)
Clinton/Nixon 2016
Posted by: Insomniac at September 11, 2016 09:23 PM (0mRoj)
Lisa Bardack. Who's the same doctor who had previously issued a report saying that Clinton was in fine health and perfectly okay to be President.
What is the sound of one professional reputation imploding?
Posted by: torquewrench at September 11, 2016 09:23 PM (noWW6)
http://bit.ly/Friendofhill
Posted by: Deplorable Man at September 11, 2016 09:23 PM (wNJkU)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 11, 2016 09:23 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: Kreplach at September 11, 2016 09:19 PM (+lv+r)
She's also got the Penis Envy something fierce.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 11, 2016 09:23 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 11, 2016 09:23 PM (ZRaCn)
Tomorrow is Eid al-Adha, you know a big Mohammedan holiday.
Posted by: New York Times Editors at September 11, 2016 09:23 PM (NbJXF)
Posted by: Pepe the Irredeemable, founder of the fn-right at September 11, 2016 09:18 PM (H8Bf9) "
Yup. Neutral fan here, but if that had happened in the WS, it would be up there with Denkinger's blown call at 1B.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 11, 2016 09:23 PM (kumBu)
________________
Exactly. Trump is doing the right thing by keeping his mouth shut.
The last thing he should do is make a comment. That would give the media the excuse they need to take the focus off Hillary's poor health and put it on Trump's comments -- which we all know, no matter what he says, they will characterize as outrageous, mean, hateful, opportunistic, or whatever.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 11, 2016 09:23 PM (NnYnv)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 11, 2016 09:22 PM (LdMbv)
Amma guess this one:
Aspiration pneumonia
Aspiration pneumonia occurs when you inhale food, drink, vomit or saliva into your lungs. Aspiration is more likely if something disturbs your normal gag reflex, such as a brain injury or swallowing problem, or excessive use of alcohol or drugs.
Posted by: Splunge at September 11, 2016 09:23 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Kreplach at September 11, 2016 09:24 PM (+lv+r)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 11, 2016 09:24 PM (ZRaCn)
Posted by: Kreplach at September 11, 2016 09:24 PM (+lv+r)
Marcotte and the other douche don't believe a word they said.
It's all bullshit politics to put You on the defensive.
Posted by: DeSoto at September 11, 2016 09:24 PM (8LCz6)
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at September 11, 2016 09:24 PM (2JQBv)
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 11, 2016 09:24 PM (Om16U)
Hillary picks up another million or two votes and the wingnuts celebrate!
You dim-witted wingers certainly keep things entertaining!
Posted by: Average Joe at September 11, 2016 09:24 PM (L2R3U)
Posted by: Amanda Manicotti at September 11, 2016 09:24 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Kreplach at September 11, 2016 09:24 PM (+lv+r)
Sorry but that ship already sailed.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 11, 2016 09:25 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: DeSoto at September 11, 2016 09:25 PM (8LCz6)
Being loyal party robots, they'll vote for whomever the party tells them to. A "tradition" (sort of), is to vote for the VP candidate. But this is not set in stone.
Candidate dies after the electoral college has voted, but before Congress counts and certifies: This is unknown territory. It's happened, but the dead candidate was not the winner, so it didn't matter.
Candidate dies after Congress certifies the winner: Vice-President-elect becomes President-elect, per the Constitutional amendment governing it.
Posted by: Gary Johnson at September 11, 2016 09:25 PM (DW+jj)
DEVIL WITH THE BLUE GLASS ON
Posted by: Billy at September 11, 2016 09:25 PM (aO+7k)
Posted by: Kreplach at September 11, 2016 09:25 PM (+lv+r)
Day X+1: "Waaaaah! This is sexist and unfairrrrrrr!"
'Twas ever thus.
Posted by: torquewrench at September 11, 2016 09:16 PM (noWW6)
Back in the day, for my sins debating Berkeley feminists who were incensed that women get paid less for an annuity than men (same amount of money divided by more years of life), I'd ask them if gender should be a factor in anything.
No, they'd reply. OK, I'd say, then women should pony up for car insurance just like men of the same age.
"Ah, but men have more accidents. It's unfair that women should pay the same."
Bottom line: are they equals, betters, or children who need to be protected? Depends on the issue before the house.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 11, 2016 09:25 PM (SRKgf)
C'mon, Hill! I'm confident you can grit your teeth some more and work even harder with pneumonia!
Get out there on the campaign trail! Two events a day and a fundraiser every night!
Prove to me and everyone that you are 'stronger together' WITH the pneumonia! Don't let pneumonia hold you back!
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 11, 2016 09:25 PM (fgOnp)
Hillary picks up another million or two votes and the wingnuts celebrate!
You dim-witted wingers certainly keep things entertaining!
Posted by: Average Joe at September 11, 2016 09:24 PM (L2R3U)
I remember Average Joe. He had...subtlety. Finesse. Sometimes...art.
Posted by: Splunge at September 11, 2016 09:25 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: The Hilliabeast, duck they are shooting at us at September 11, 2016 09:26 PM (NbJXF)
Posted by: The Grim Reaper at September 11, 2016 09:21 PM (fASYn)
Ready here too Brah.
Posted by: Six foot deep ditch at September 11, 2016 09:26 PM (Y/5qL)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 11, 2016 09:10 PM (6FqZa)
What's up with no door-to-door campaigning?
Is that just today, or a permanent rule?
(not that I would disagree with it -- I hates me door-to-door people).
Posted by: deplorable jwb7605 at September 11, 2016 09:26 PM (DofIg)
If we reach the Plymouth Rock landing by the Pilgrims, I'm switching to the football game.
Nah, just kidding.
Posted by: DeSoto at September 11, 2016 09:27 PM (8LCz6)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 11, 2016 09:27 PM (ZRaCn)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 11, 2016 09:27 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: s hinson at September 11, 2016 09:27 PM (fwq4V)
_____________
Something banal, like "I wish her all the best" might be best.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 11, 2016 09:27 PM (NnYnv)
Not really, as it would seem incredibly disingenuous.
More like, "I'm not a physician, and it's up to her team of doctors (yup) to determine her health status.
For democracy to thrive, it is essential to have an informed electorate, and I trust investigative journalists will follow in the model of Edward R. Murrow, Hunter S. Thompson, and Woodward and Bernstein in making sure that the American people are in fact an informed electorate."
Posted by: TickledPink at September 11, 2016 09:27 PM (F5hTl)
Hillary picks up another million or two votes and the wingnuts celebrate!
Posted by: Average Joe at September 11, 2016 09:24 PM (L2R3U)
Trump should announce that he's got pneumonia too, probably caught it off Hillary at the CiC forum, but he's soldiering on as well.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 11, 2016 09:27 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: 1616 at September 11, 2016 09:27 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 11, 2016 09:10 PM (6FqZa)
So you're saying he decided to let her stand or fall on her own?
Posted by: Splunge at September 11, 2016 09:27 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 11, 2016 09:20 PM (NbJXF)
To scan their email server for viruses?
Posted by: Wonk with Pigtails at September 11, 2016 09:27 PM (0sLvz)
Amanda Marcotte??!?
"The one who reeks of cat urine? Ghastly! What of her?"
- stolen from Iowahawk
Posted by: HOWARD DEAN (sniffing) at September 11, 2016 09:27 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at September 11, 2016 09:22 PM (2JQBv)<<<
Uh oh... better keep a close eye on your human horn.
Posted by: Philip J. Fry at September 11, 2016 09:27 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 11, 2016 09:27 PM (Om16U)
the Gregorian calendar change, I believe.
Posted by: DeSoto at September 11, 2016 09:25 PM (8LCz6)
For whom? We didn't change to the Gregorian until the mid 18th century, I believe.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 11, 2016 09:28 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: les deplorables runner at September 11, 2016 09:28 PM (c6/9Q)
He smote her for the world to see.
Posted by: Pepe the Irredeemable, founder of the fn-right at September 11, 2016 09:28 PM (H8Bf9)
Next week Wiki leaks is going to release some more emails.
Wouldn't it be interesting if some of them were about Hillary's health???
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 11, 2016 09:28 PM (NbJXF)
Posted by: TickledPink at September 11, 2016 09:27 PM (F5hTl)
Include Walter Duranty. Might as well troll the NYT while he's at it.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 11, 2016 09:28 PM (SRKgf)
1500+comments? Damn, am I late.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 11, 2016 09:28 PM (2qfyT)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 11, 2016 09:28 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: The Grim Reaper at September 11, 2016 09:21 PM (fASYn)
Ready here too Brah.
Posted by: Six foot deep ditch at September 11, 2016 09:26 PM (Y/5qL)
I can hardly wait!
Posted by: the barbed cock of Satan at September 11, 2016 09:28 PM (PFMGK)
Posted by: Aspirational pneumonia at September 11, 2016 09:28 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at September 11, 2016 09:29 PM (2JQBv)
ugly belief that women serve no purpose after the wrinkles come in."
But...but...the Clintons are parasites. Parasites never serve any purpose at any time.
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 11, 2016 09:29 PM (dtWKK)
Posted by: Gary Johnson at September 11, 2016 09:29 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: Any Crematorium Anywhere at September 11, 2016 09:30 PM (gwG9s)
How did Magellan finish his trek around the globe in 1522 when the internet has him dead in 1521?
Posted by: DeSoto at September 11, 2016 09:30 PM (8LCz6)
Posted by: Grim Reaper at September 11, 2016 09:30 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Gary Johnson at September 11, 2016 09:29 PM (97XyN)
I knew a Leppo who did that once.
Posted by: Splunge at September 11, 2016 09:30 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 11, 2016 09:30 PM (WTSFk)
I think, despite some toxic statements he seems to make compulsively, he might actually be a really warm and compassionate person.
This is based in part by the mental health of his children.
Maybe we don't have to be so embarrassed by Trump. Maybe he's an OK candidate to endorse
Posted by: Max Power at September 11, 2016 09:30 PM (QCc6B)
Posted by: ALH at September 11, 2016 09:30 PM (Z56vq)
And you know it. So does the DNC.
We're sitting pretty right now.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 11, 2016 09:30 PM (P8951)
That body double is much slimmer than Hillary.
Posted by: Pepe the Irredeemable, founder of the fn-right at September 11, 2016 09:31 PM (H8Bf9)
Posted by: Henry VIII at September 11, 2016 09:31 PM (fgOnp)
I have to be honest with you. I've never known anyone who aspired to pneumonia.
Posted by: Gary Johnson at September 11, 2016 09:29 PM (97XyN)
I think we must be first cousins?
Posted by: Rep Hank Johnson, guam is dipping over at September 11, 2016 09:31 PM (NbJXF)
For whom? We didn't change to the Gregorian until the mid 18th century, I believe.
Pope Greg started it in 1582, no?
Posted by: DeSoto at September 11, 2016 09:31 PM (8LCz6)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 11, 2016 09:31 PM (VdICR)
They are calling it pneumonia because pneumonia goes away but a thyroid condition doesn't.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at September 11, 2016 09:31 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Average Blow at September 11, 2016 09:32 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: DeSoto at September 11, 2016 09:30 PM (8LCz6) "
His crew finished without him, IIRC. IOW, close enough for gov't work.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 11, 2016 09:32 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at September 11, 2016 09:32 PM (2JQBv)
Posted by: Pepe the Irredeemable, founder of the fn-right at September 11, 2016 09:28 PM (H8Bf9)
Yeah, this is OT Father God.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 11, 2016 09:33 PM (P8951)
Agreed. That's why Pence's statement at the convention of "You can't fake good" was so powerful.
Around here, the measure of a person is to look at their kids.
Posted by: TickledPink at September 11, 2016 09:33 PM (F5hTl)
Posted by: The Grim Reaper at September 11, 2016 09:21 PM (fASYn)
=====================
Heh.
Posted by: ShainS at September 11, 2016 09:33 PM (a6Ff7)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean
I wish the Germans had discovered Central America rather than the Spanish.
Had it been so, Mexico would be building a wall to keep us out.
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 11, 2016 09:33 PM (dtWKK)
Wooden Coffins will float. For awhile.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at September 11, 2016 09:33 PM (d76uN)
I find this plausible.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 11, 2016 08:42 PM (+lv+r)
My God, I thought you were talking about one of her handlers.
Also plausible.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 11, 2016 09:33 PM (mk+UY)
I was thinking she looked slimmer too, but I could just be wearing a tinfoil hat. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 11, 2016 09:34 PM (EnGQE)
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at September 11, 2016 09:32 PM (2JQBv)
That's what hit the ground when Hill took a dive!
Just imagine where she had it hid.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 11, 2016 09:34 PM (P8951)
Posted by: DeSoto at September 11, 2016 09:31 PM (8LCz6)
But, being protestant, we kept the Julian calendar until ... 1752. That's why there are issues, occasionally with Founders and dates. Some of them were born under the Julian.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 11, 2016 09:34 PM (zc3Db)
Hillary picks up another million or two votes and the wingnuts celebrate!
You dim-witted wingers certainly keep things entertaining!
Posted by: Average Joe
Your theory would only work if Hillary was likable. She isn't. She comes across awful because she is.
Good to see your around again. I guess those Soros checks are clearing now? Stop spending then on gay porn sites, you'll save money.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 11, 2016 09:34 PM (2qfyT)
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at September 11, 2016 09:34 PM (2JQBv)
How did Magellan finish his trek around the globe in 1522 when the internet has him dead in 1521?
Posted by: DeSoto at September 11, 2016 09:30 PM (8LCz6)
Other side of the International Date Line, of course.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 11, 2016 09:35 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 11, 2016 09:35 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: ALH at September 11, 2016 09:30 PM (Z56vq)
You're welcome.
Posted by: The Kwisatz Haderach at September 11, 2016 09:36 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 11, 2016 07:29 PM (cPsPa)
Somebody is already selling my "Deplorable and proud of it" tshirt at gun shows.
Posted by: Country Boy at September 11, 2016 09:36 PM (W/Si3)
Eventually the Protestants followed the Papists...
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 09:36 PM (8LCz6)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 09:36 PM (uAvJJ)
It's like telling the king and queen, who are funding your ventures, "Uh, I'm fine. Just a touch of pneumonia."
Posted by: t-bird at September 11, 2016 09:37 PM (J3phO)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 11, 2016 09:37 PM (WTSFk)
I've had every kind of Pneumonia they've discovered and you don't go out gallivanting around the country campaigning with any of them.
I believe she has some neurological disorder that is fucking her shit up royally and than it might even kill her stone cold dead.
Posted by: Gmac- 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at September 11, 2016 09:37 PM (CpEXn)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 11, 2016 09:37 PM (kumBu)
He didn't. At that time, there was no place called "India." It was called "Hindustan."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 11, 2016 09:37 PM (SRKgf)
Jamestown landing??
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 11, 2016 09:37 PM (8LCz6)
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It crossed my mind that maybe they had the video in the can figuring it would come in handy one day.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 11, 2016 09:38 PM (Nwg0u)
1558 Posted by: DeSoto at September 11, 2016 09:30 PM (8LCz6)
Wooden Coffins will float. For awhile.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at September 11, 2016 09:33 PM (d76uN)
which is why we know the story of Ahab, and the Whale...
Posted by: Don Q. at September 11, 2016 09:38 PM (qf6WZ)
On hospital beds, with a neurologist standing by.
Posted by: Lester Holt at September 11, 2016 09:38 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at September 11, 2016 06:37 PM (G2Sc9)
------
Yup, its now posted on Drudge.
Cue, the left's claim that these videos are "doctored".
Posted by: Serious Cat at September 11, 2016 09:38 PM (U4VYC)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 11, 2016 07:29 PM (cPsPa)
I have some Je Suis Deplorable stuff
http://www.zazzle.com/bookhorde*
look under New Products
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 11, 2016 09:38 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 11, 2016 09:37 PM (WTSFk)
Next she'll be telling us she dodged sniper fire to get to her car.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 11, 2016 09:38 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo of the Basket of Deplorables at September 11, 2016 09:38 PM (4+VII)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 11, 2016 09:38 PM (EnGQE)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 11, 2016 09:39 PM (+AnUx)
Posted by: Bill in Chappaqua at September 11, 2016 09:39 PM (gwG9s)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 11, 2016 07:29 PM (cPsPa)
Somebody is already selling my "Deplorable and proud of it" tshirt at gun shows.
Posted by: Country Boy at September 11, 2016 09:36 PM (W/Si3)
JeSuisDeplorable....
Posted by: Don Q. at September 11, 2016 09:39 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: BourbonChicken
Clap for me! Please!!
Posted by: Tim Kaine, your next President? at September 11, 2016 09:39 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at September 11, 2016 09:39 PM (2JQBv)
I guess they weren't going to tell anyone until it became necessary?
This is horseshit.
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 11, 2016 09:39 PM (NbJXF)
take a picture with a child while the press was kept at a far distance. That body double is much slimmer than Hillary."
Also: hair. Hillary looked unkempt even before her collapse.
Magically, after rehydration -- um, and since when does that make pneumonia better? -- the Hillary who came out for the cameras was neatly coiffed.
So they had a hairstylist working away next to the IV drip?
Posted by: torquewrench at September 11, 2016 09:39 PM (noWW6)
His crew finished without him, IIRC. IOW, close enough for gov't work.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 11, 2016 09:32 PM (kumBu)
I know how that shit works.
Posted by: Capt. Cook at September 11, 2016 09:40 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 11, 2016 09:38 PM (Nwg0u)
Maybe the body double has a decent personality?
Posted by: deplorable jwb7605 at September 11, 2016 09:40 PM (DofIg)
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 11, 2016 09:40 PM (dtWKK)
Posted by: Don Q. at September 11, 2016 09:39 PM (qf6WZ)
got em at http://www.zazzle.com/bookhorde*
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 11, 2016 09:40 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo of the Basket of Deplorables at September 11, 2016 09:40 PM (4+VII)
1554 He smote her for the world to see.
Posted by: Pepe the Irredeemable, founder of the fn-right at September 11, 2016 09:28 PM (H8Bf9)
Yeah, this is OT Father God.
Posted by: Donna
I still want lightning or a pillar of salt.
Posted by: Jean at September 11, 2016 09:40 PM (ngn8T)
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at September 11, 2016 09:41 PM (2JQBv)
Posted by: Pepe the Irredeemable, founder of the fn-right at September 11, 2016 09:41 PM (H8Bf9)
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Probably told the girl she had puppies in her van.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 11, 2016 09:41 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 11, 2016 09:38 PM (EnGQE)
It was obviously bullshit. Otherwise, the wogs would wire a little girl with a bomb belt and await developments.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 11, 2016 09:41 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: OregonMuse at September 11, 2016 09:41 PM (PFMGK)
I would believe this except it would mean Hillz had sex with Bill. I find that unlikely. Cheryl would be pissed.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 11, 2016 09:41 PM (2qfyT)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
They just beamed her down from the Enterprise TV marathon.
Anything is possible
Maybe she's a robot? A midget? It's Hillary as a child, captured in the past and transported into the future?
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...deplorable American at September 11, 2016 09:41 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: t-bird at September 11, 2016 09:37 PM (J3phO) "
Ferdinand: Hey Chris, you find Asia yet?
Columbus: Sure did, boss! It's time for my next payment, right?
Ferdinand: Yup, just send us some elephant ivory and exotic spices as proof that you really got there.
Columbus: Oooh...bad news. We *just* finished using the last of the ivory and spices making a big stew. But I can send back some slaves! Slaves are good, right?
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 11, 2016 09:41 PM (kumBu)
That's so unfair. She's a cautionary example.
Posted by: Velma Dinkley at September 11, 2016 09:42 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 11, 2016 09:42 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at September 11, 2016 09:41 PM (2JQBv)
Was the Eagleton? He withdrew after his history of Major Depressive disorder surfaced.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 11, 2016 09:42 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: Yuimetal
Or Maxine Waters. That would be some awesome crazy!
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 11, 2016 09:43 PM (2qfyT)
Posted by: Asprirational Pneumonia
Is taking out a presidential candidate on your "bucket list " by chance?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2016 09:43 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: mallfly suPreme
Thomas Eagleton
Crazy as a rat in coffee can. poor guy.
George was behind him "1000%", until he wasn't.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...deplorable American at September 11, 2016 09:43 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: ALH at September 11, 2016 09:44 PM (Z56vq)
http://bit.ly/2chzn4G
Female Progressive Writer on Hillary 'Medical Episode': Male Media Don't Appreciate Effect of Heat on Women
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"So many women talking to me about how heat sensitivity is just part of their lives. Male members of the media would do well to listen."
"B/c treating this like it's unusual is just another indication of not understanding women, or how to cover female presidential candidate"
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So she is basically saying that having medical issues like this is normal for women. Fainting spells, falling, having to be rushed off for medical treatment in the middle of organized outdoor events, etc. is something that women go through on a normal basis.
Well then. I think this liberal scrunt just made the case for women to never be considered for the important and demanding office of the Presidency if they can't even manage to get through 80 degree weather without fainting and falling on their face.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 11, 2016 09:44 PM (7A4qQ)
replace Hillary with Sheila Jackson-Lee or Corrine Brown. Now that would
be fun."
Karen Bass. The Sheila Jackson-Lee of Commiefornia.
Posted by: torquewrench at September 11, 2016 09:44 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 11, 2016 09:37 PM (SRKgf) "
That doesn't really make him look better, since Hindustan means 'land of the Hindus,' and there was nary a Hindu in sight. Not that Columbus was expected to be a scholar of world religions, though.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 11, 2016 09:45 PM (kumBu)
did it just decide to fall off? Seems more likely the nurse or whoever
just dropped something in the commotion ... but something very solid.
Noise and bounce didn't sound like it just rolled off the shoe, unless
sound not realted.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 11, 2016 09:14 PM (ZRaCn)
Might be a glint of light from something else that fell. At the same time there is a small glint of light on a lady's leg to the left of the bollard. Watch the vid at quarter speed.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 11, 2016 09:47 PM (P/kVC)
Why Hillary's perfect health, comrade!
Posted by: Matt_SE at September 11, 2016 09:47 PM (ECsmS)
Hillary picks up another million or two votes and the wingnuts celebrate!
You dim-witted wingers certainly keep things entertaining!
Posted by: Average Joe at September 11, 2016 09:24 PM (L2R3U)
That would almost work except for that that almost header into the side of the taxpayer-funded SUV.
Man, sorry. Are you going to try again?
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at September 11, 2016 09:50 PM (5UjJX)
For example, they use Julian years, which are defined as exactly 365.25 days (and a day is defined as some exact number of SI seconds). This simply measures time intervals, it is not a calendar year.
Relativistic considerations, which get important at the level of precision solar system dynamics can be measured, makes the notion of time tricky.
One standard is Barycentric Coordinate Time, which is supposed to correspond to a free ticking clock floating at the barycenter of the solar system (center of mass), but outside the gravity well of the solar system. This is a theoretical notion.
Then there is Geocentric Coordinate Time, which is a clock moving with the center of the earth, but not influenced by the earth's gravity well. That is used for all *local* times involving satellites, lunar motion, and all that stuff.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 11, 2016 09:51 PM (DW+jj)
So they should be fighting in Afghanistan? Why not just shut up and let her indefensible candidacy die with dignity?
Posted by: t-bird at September 11, 2016 09:52 PM (mxCgt)
So I get ad hominem insults. *shrugs* Doesn't matter. We'll see what we'll see in a few short months.
Posted by: troyriser at September 11, 2016 08:17 PM (tuvxV)
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Trump never claimed Cruz Sr was involved with the JFK assassination. You are LYING, like the lyin' Tedbot you are. Trump wanted to know why the MSM was not looking into published reports that a previously unidentified man in a photo with Oswald was actually Cruz.
I would like to hear an explanation of that as well. How did Cruz come to be photographed with Oswald on that Dallas street corner? Note: contrary to some claims, Cruz has not made a direct denial that it is he in the photo. Instead, he put out a lawyerly worded statement saying that the story was inaccurate. He also claimed he would like to sue the Enquirer. To this date, that lawsuit has not been filed.
There is a reason he did not directly deny it: it is indeed him in the photo. That fact also explains Ted Cruz's unhinged response to the question. He had no choice. Since he couldn't deny, and it would be political suicide for him to start trying to explain that even though his father was photographed with Oswald, it was perfectly innocent. It wouldn't matter that his father didn't do anything beyond help Oswald hand out some anti Castro flyers. Just him being connected to Oswald would have tainted him. That's why he did the whole attacking-my-family phony outrage bit.
Imagine for a moment that Trump had asked the same question about Rubio's father. Rubio would have done two things: emphatically deny that his father was the man in the picture, and also mock Trump mercilessly for asking such a ridiculous question. He would have had the freedom to take that approach, since his father is not the guy in that photo.
DISCLAIMER: I am not suggesting that Cruz Sr was involved in the JFK assassination. I am stating that Cruz Sr is the guy in the photo with Oswald, and that I would be very interested in hearing from Cruz Sr about the circumstances that led to him being on that corner with Oswald.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 11, 2016 09:52 PM (R+30W)
What time standard do we use to get Ace to be 29 years old?
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 11, 2016 09:53 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: t-bird at September 11, 2016 09:53 PM (mxCgt)
true story.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 11, 2016 09:54 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Huma Abedin at September 11, 2016 09:54 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: HCForward! at September 11, 2016 09:56 PM (mvyKt)
Posted by: csmats at September 11, 2016 09:58 PM (yKiwk)
That's Ewokcentric Coordinate Time. Unfortunately, TEC, is constantly changing so that Ace's coordinate age remains 29. Forever. So a year is constantly stretching.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 11, 2016 09:58 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 11, 2016 08:41 PM (LdMbv)
But if she seizured, and clapped her hand to her head, that might have broken her fancy blue shades.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 11, 2016 09:58 PM (oqkO3)
Posted by: DeSoto"
I think he died during the voyage and the edition continued without him. Does he still get credit?
Posted by: Ripley at September 11, 2016 09:59 PM (NbRJx)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 11, 2016 10:00 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 11, 2016 09:52 PM (R+30W) "
Trump said that Cruz's father was with Oswald "shortly before the shooting" and "right prior to his being shot." Those are direct quotes - Pixy won't let me actually c/p them, but you can look them up. Compared to the heat death of the universe, August is shortly before November. But if you're going to imply Cruz's dad was a conspirator with Oswald, a picture of them together 3 months before the incident isn't exactly damning evidence.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 11, 2016 10:02 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Ripley at September 11, 2016 09:59 PM (NbRJx) "
According to the history books, yes. It was his voyage and his crew. But he died well before circumnavigating - the Philippines are pretty damn far from Spain.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 11, 2016 10:05 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Bernette at September 11, 2016 10:07 PM (JSys4)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 11, 2016 10:02 PM (kumBu)
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No it isn't. But, get this: he didn't imply it. There has been a great deal of public interest in all of Oswald's activities, particularly close to the time that he shot JFK. The time frame makes the question more interesting. It does not mean that people around Oswald were part of a conspiracy. Asking the question of why he was around Oswald at that time is NOT implying that he was involved in the assassination. That is a phony charge made up by Team Cruz.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 11, 2016 10:08 PM (R+30W)
international date line
Posted by: Anachronda at September 11, 2016 10:09 PM (Oi5b2)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 11, 2016 09:45 PM (kumBu)
I think the basis for asserting that Columbus was in India was that he called the natives "Indians." He knew he wasn't in India, because for one thing, India (or Hindustan, as it then was) had shit worth something, and these clowns didn't.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 11, 2016 10:11 PM (SRKgf)
Not this bullshit again. It. Wasn't. His. Father.
Posted by: Lauren at September 11, 2016 10:12 PM (vVLeQ)
Posted by: Lauren at September 11, 2016 10:12 PM (vVLeQ)
++++
Yes. It. Was.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 11, 2016 10:13 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at September 11, 2016 10:13 PM (o38N1)
Posted by: Lauren at September 11, 2016 10:15 PM (vVLeQ)
"Ted never denied that it was his father," Trump told the room, which CBS News' Sopan Deb reports was largely silent while Trump went on. The GOP nominee added, "This had nothing to do with me. Except I might have pointed it out. But it had nothing to do with me. I have no control over anything. I might have pointed it out. But they never denied -- did anybody ever deny that it was the father [of Ted Cruz]? They're not saying, 'Oh, that wasn't really my father.'"
After Trump originally made the accusation, Cruz did respond. "Let's be clear: This is nuts. This is not a reasonable position. This is just kooky," Cruz said. "And while I'm at it, I guess I should go ahead and admit yes my dad killed JFK, he is secretly Elvis and Jimmy Hoffa is buried in his backyard."
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/donald-trump
-defends-linking-ted-cruzs-father-to-lee-harvey-oswald/
All that blather, but he doesn't say it wasn't his father. I wonder why?
Hint: It was his father.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 11, 2016 10:15 PM (R+30W)
Oh that's right. Nothing at all.
Posted by: Lauren at September 11, 2016 10:15 PM (vVLeQ)
++++
And what evidence have you? Nothing. Not a thing but you saying it ain't so. Oh yeah. You also said it was bullshit. A strong argument!
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 11, 2016 10:17 PM (R+30W)
"The Cruz campaign's communications director, Alice Stewart, said then: "The story is false; that is not Rafael in the picture,"
So much wiggle room!
Posted by: Lauren at September 11, 2016 10:20 PM (vVLeQ)
"The Cruz campaign's communications director, Alice Stewart, said then: "The story is false; that is not Rafael in the picture,"
So much wiggle room!
Posted by: Lauren at September 11, 2016 10:20 PM (vVLeQ)
++++
The person making that statement is not named Cruz.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 11, 2016 10:21 PM (R+30W)
Better run to the store to stock up on more tin foil!
Posted by: Lauren at September 11, 2016 10:23 PM (vVLeQ)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 11, 2016 10:25 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Mad Cow at September 11, 2016 10:28 PM (saE69)
Posted by: GunsCore at September 11, 2016 10:30 PM (KTFfX)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 11, 2016 10:08 PM (R+30W) "
In what world is "three months prior" the same as "right prior to his being shot"? And you're accusing me, Lauren and the Cruz campaign of parsing words?
Trump and his camp knew what he was doing. I guess(?) it worked, though Cruz was already losing - I doubt the Oswald bullshit did anything to sway a single voter.
You're veering into "when did you stop beating your wife" territory.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 11, 2016 10:36 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 11, 2016 09:20 PM (NbJXF)
Hey! They can cook pizza pockets in three seconds flat. Try that with your namby-pamby microwave!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 11, 2016 10:44 PM (oqkO3)
The days-late pneumonia announcement is straight from the Clinton playbook- distract with a (partially) truthful statement that does not really address the issue (or why she lied about it) and then mock anyone who questions her.
Posted by: LASue at September 11, 2016 10:55 PM (wgFcF)
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