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Hillary Clinton's People Knowingly Destroyed Emails They Knew Were Under Congressional and Legal Subpoena
This broke Friday, but so much broke Friday, I didn't take note of it. Megyn Kelly did a story on it last night.
Byron York wrote about it. Jason Chaffetz is calling for an obstruction of justice investigation. The story is thus: Hillary's emails were broadly under subpoena by Congress. The State Department agreed to provide them. Hillary had -- and this is problematic in itself -- a policy of automatically deleting all emails older than 60 days. This was obviously a way to avoid the Official Records Act, which requires the permanent retention of all work related records. But after the New York Times story about Hillary's illegal email system broke, an employee at Platte River realized he had not been deleting emails older than 60 days. In other words -- gasp! -- a lot of emails, much older than 60 days, had built up in Hillary's account, without being deleted. That meant that these emails could and, by law, must be turned over to Congress, which is precisely what Hillary didn't want. So what happened? Cheryl Mills sent an email mentioning the subpeona to Platte River. Then Hillary's lawyers, David Kendall and Cheryl Mills (who is not Hillary's lawyer, as she's paid by the government, not Hillary, but whom the FBI permits to masquerade as Hillary's lawyer) call Platte River about this. To say what? We don't know. No one will talk -- they all assert either Fifth Amendment privilege and/or attorney client privilege.Note, there should be no discussion; Congress requested these emails, and it doesn't matter if you meant to get rid of all the evidence against you. The evidence exists, whether that was your order or not, and must be turned over. This was the "Oh shit" moment mentioned, when Platte River realized they had older emails that were now compelled to be disclosed. Now, for reasons undisclosed, Platte River began deleting all these old emails -- which is illegal; they're under Congressional subpoena!!! -- to "fix their mistake," if I can use those words, and get rid of the emails Hillary wanted to have been deleted but which weren't deleted. A couple of days later, Hillary's lawyers talk to Platte River again. What did they talk about? Did they ask "So, did you delete those emails like we told you?" We don't know. Because Hillary claimed attorney-client privilege regarding communications between her lawyers and Platte River. But we can guess: Absolutely, assuredly, Hillary's lawyers told them to wipe the servers, and were checking up to see if the deed had been done. And that's when they started using BleachBit and shredding old computer discs. To make extra-sure. All while the documents they were destroying were, they knew, under Congressional subpoena. Although earlier news stories generally only mentioned the Kendall/Mills conference with Platte River after the deletions, people have had a closer look at the FBI's three-day weekend political dump and see now they spoke both before and after. See the timeline posted by Katie Pavilch, beginning March 25, 2015. Platte River, Kelly said, also created a work-ticket for the account on the day of the deletions. Platte River had no interest in defying a preservation order (an order issued by a court or other competent authority (like Congress) demanding that the target preserve all documents for later collection). Certainly they had no interest in destroying documents equal to the discouragement of prosecution by the FBI. Only Clinton had an interest in seeing those documents destroyed. And the FBI says "no grounds for prosecution"? They conlcuded what about this episode? That... Platte River just was on the phone with Clinton's lawyers the days before and after the illegal deletions, and they assert a mix of Fifth Amendment privilege against self-incrimination and attorney client privilege, but it's... likely Platte River just decided to make themselves all prosecutable by the FBI for shits and giggles? There's more, too. Apparently (this broke Friday, but I didn't get the details until now) one of Hillary's laptops, this one with the emails intact, was, allegedly, "lost in the mail." I immediately had some questions, of course: Was this Hillary mailing it? Because, obviously, if someone wants evidence under their control to go missing and therefore not be produceble in answer to a subpoena, that person could always deliberately mis-label something to send it off to the wrong address or pull some other shit (including simply bribing a postal employee to lose a parcel) to make sure it's lost forever. So, was this laptop full of federal evidence and federal records under Hilary's control when it was lost? You betcha it was.
The FBI’s report traced the history of Clinton’s private server use, detailing ad hoc efforts to backup data and respond to requests for records. In one instance, after Clinton left office, someone created a personal Gmail account to move an archive of Clinton’s email on a laptop to a server run by Platte River Networks, a company Clinton had hired. The person then attempted to ship the laptop back to another person connected to Clinton. According the FBI report, the laptop, which had not been wiped, got lost in transit. And the FBI would come to find on the Gmail account dozens of classified emails.So, in order to comply with the Congressional subpeona, one Hillary Praetorian sends her laptop to another Hillary Praetorian and, gee willickers and whoops-a-daisy, it all gets lost in the mail. Oh, darn! Am I as suspiciously minded person, or does this strike anyone else as one of the most obvious Gee-We-Tried- But-We-Lost-That-Evidence-You-Wanted-But-Which-We-Didn't-Want-To-Give-You ploys in the world? Lost in the mail? Between two Hillary confederates? Here's an easy way this could be done: 1. "Accidentally" mislabel the address to be slightly off from the actual address. Say, the next house, or the house across the street. 2. Do not include "Recipient Signature Required" -- gee, that extra $2.35 is too expensive. 3. Have your compatriot now watch for the mailman to deliver it to the door of the wrong house. 4. When it comes to the wrong house (that person won't be at home, so it will be left on the doorstop or in the mailbox), just go across the street, get the parcel, and throw it in a river. 5. When people ask later, the guy sending it can say "Oh sure, oh no, I guess I put the wrong last digit on the address, whoops, my bad, no criminal intent!" 6. The person whose house it was delivered to will be obvious to all this skullduggery, so when it arrives, he or she can truthfully say, "I just never saw that package." Look, I don't know if that's what happened, but that's the top of my head: I can think of a thousand different ways to make sure a parcel does not reach its alleged destination without trying. After all: It just takes a little innocent glitch here or there. Never mind the extreme ease of just calling someone in government to do a quick and dirty favor for Mrs. President Hillary Clinton. Say, buddy, how would you like to be Postmaster General? How about Ambassador to Tahiti? I've talked to lawyers about this and they've told me: Of course all the documents under subpoena which suddenly disappear due to sudden mishap, force majeur, or acts of God were all due to the intentional hand of man. No one gets that lucky. Oh, one more thing: Hillary Clinton has already corrupted the FBI into her own personal pet Law Enforcement Agency. So let's make her president and see what damage she can do with actual power.
James Kallstrom, former @FBI assistant director, was “shocked and furious” about the FBI’s holiday #Clinton document dump. #KellyFile
— Megyn Kelly (@megynkelly) September 7, 2016
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 07, 2016 11:52 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 07, 2016 11:52 AM (qCMvj)
Oh so nothing will come of it then?
Posted by: Tami at September 07, 2016 11:53 AM (Enq6K)
When will someone end up in jail?
When?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 07, 2016 11:54 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Jimmy McGill at September 07, 2016 11:54 AM (AqEbb)
Posted by: MTF at September 07, 2016 11:55 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 07, 2016 11:55 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: ejo at September 07, 2016 11:55 AM (il4FI)
Posted by: MTF at September 07, 2016 11:56 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 07, 2016 11:56 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: K-E at September 07, 2016 11:56 AM (Ks+nh)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 07, 2016 11:56 AM (0mRoj)
Can we boot Barry now?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 07, 2016 11:57 AM (493sH)
She has to have some kind of sword hanging over these people's head. I know that the RNCe kept the Republican committee from hanging her ass.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 07, 2016 11:57 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at September 07, 2016 11:57 AM (vtcmf)
When?>>>
Once Hillary is prez a lot of people will end up in jail. Oh you meant the guilty people. Nah they're safe even if Hillary loses.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 07, 2016 11:57 AM (wrS2o)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 07, 2016 11:57 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: JPS at September 07, 2016 11:57 AM (P0DBY)
Posted by: ejo at September 07, 2016 11:55 AM (il4FI)
TFG's DOJ is not going to sign off on prosecuting TFG's former Sec State. Period. End of story.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 07, 2016 11:57 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: hilllary at September 07, 2016 11:57 AM (LdMbv)
Posted by: Hillary! at September 07, 2016 11:58 AM (97XyN)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 07, 2016 11:57 AM (mvenn)
Maybe that's what she horked up into her water glass.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 07, 2016 11:58 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at September 07, 2016 11:58 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 07, 2016 11:59 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: dantesed at September 07, 2016 11:59 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 07, 2016 11:59 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Mitch McConnel at September 07, 2016 11:59 AM (WuRdh)
Posted by: SH at September 07, 2016 11:59 AM (T2aky)
Say you mailed the computer when you actually just destroyed it.
Posted by: ajmojo at September 07, 2016 11:59 AM (1H9ox)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at September 07, 2016 11:59 AM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 07, 2016 12:00 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Hillary! at September 07, 2016 12:00 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: josephistan at September 07, 2016 12:00 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 07, 2016 12:00 PM (EEnVQ)
Posted by: MTF at September 07, 2016 12:00 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: SH at September 07, 2016 12:00 PM (T2aky)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at September 07, 2016 12:00 PM (WlGX+)
And Comey ought to suffer the fate of Haman.
Beyond that, my rage cannot speak.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 07, 2016 12:00 PM (X6fMO)
Here's an easy way this could be done:
don't mail it, and say you did
chances are this is the real truth
they lie about EVERYTHING
why would they saying it was mailed be the truth?
they live about EVERYTHING
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 07, 2016 12:00 PM (qCMvj)
-- to "fix their mistake," if I can use those words, and get rid of the
emails Hillary wanted to have been deleted but which weren't deleted.
Aaaand one of the best parts: Platte River was not authorized to even possess the server full of classified emails/docs. Yet they were actively accessing them to delete the older ones. You would think someone would lean on them to reveal what happened given their crime (likely unintentional because: rinky-dink small CO firm)...
Posted by: Lizzy at September 07, 2016 12:00 PM (NOIQH)
They must be spinning in their graves like propellers on a B-17 right now.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 07, 2016 12:00 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 07, 2016 12:00 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: donna at September 07, 2016 12:00 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: BignJames at September 07, 2016 12:01 PM (9RGU3)
This is just depressing. The idea that this woman is under no law whatsoever and is running for President is profoundly depressing.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 07, 2016 12:01 PM (AroJD)
Those catch phrases, by the way, are myriad...
and invariably bullshit.
Isn't that right, you 'hard working middle-class Americans'?
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at September 07, 2016 12:01 PM (4ng05)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 07, 2016 12:02 PM (1ISKN)
You'll recall I am on board with the theory that the "leaks" are coming ultimately from the NSA, through whose hands all electronic communications go. As such, it's logical to assume they have copies of all of it...especially since the Clintons have made such swell friends of the intel community.
Soooo...remember all that business about the NSA possibly recording phone calls...?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 07, 2016 12:02 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 07, 2016 12:03 PM (mgbwf)
In a criminal case, it'd be obstruction, itself a criminal charge.
Martha Stewart went to jail because she deleted an e-mail, then undeleted it. Comey was in charge of this case.
The accounting firm Arthur Andersen was put out of business because a in-house lawyer instructed to "clean your files" before any criminal action had been brought.
New York Post has an insightful story this past weekend on how Cheryl Mills was the point on deleting Hillary's e-mail. Cheryl put on her lawyer hat and cut-out Hillary entirely. Any e-mail that wasn't to a .gov or .mil address was presumed to be "personal" and deleted. Because Huma only used a .com address tied to the secret server, this was a neat wholesale way to eliminate any e-mails that would show Huma co-ordinating between State and the Foundation and Bill's for-profit. Recall that Huma was getting paid simultaneously by all three.
Cheryl wouldn't answer the FBI's questions about the keywords she used to sort what got deleted and what didn't claiming attorney-client privilege -- which is absurd in this context, but the DOJ acquiesced.
You can't make this shit up.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 07, 2016 12:03 PM (r1fLd)
Posted by: Caliban at September 07, 2016 12:05 PM (DrC22)
Posted by: wtf at September 07, 2016 12:05 PM (1YJWa)
Posted by: x at September 07, 2016 12:05 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: wtf at September 07, 2016 12:06 PM (1YJWa)
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at September 07, 2016 12:07 PM (PFy0L)
Posted by: Hillary Rod-damn Clinton at September 07, 2016 12:07 PM (qnhj2)
Posted by: Mica Vim Toot at September 07, 2016 12:08 PM (GsZnC)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 07, 2016 12:11 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: Mac at September 07, 2016 12:14 PM (fOoQ8)
Rose Law Firm records
Cattle Futures
People dying with impeccably convenient timing
Coin Flips
Etc.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 07, 2016 12:14 PM (xO9gM)
Posted by: HH at September 07, 2016 12:17 PM (DrCtv)
Now look at what we have learned about Clinton, and tell me how that squares to what the "Bush Morning Times", my fault...Dallas Morning News thinks.
If you want a prime example of why so many Trump supporters, like me, have no respect for "conservatism" anymore...this is it. Or why we are suspicious of those who prattle on about liberty, small government, and national security, yet find a way pound Trump for WORDS, yet back Clinton despite her ACTIONS.
Make something clear Trump is not at fault for our national failings. He has held no elected office, has had no power in shaping American foreign policy, or anything else. He may have paid off (political donations) some politicians to get his properties built, and considering how blue cities are run that is the only way to get anything built there.
However this is hardly Benghazi, or corrupting the FBI, or running your own private parallel foreign policy as Secretary of State. And that is just for starters! The point is: Clinton did have power, real power, and look how she exercised it. Is that Liberty? Is That Free Markets? Is that proper National Security?
In my mind there is no humanly possible way for Trump to be worse (for one he says everything that goes through his mind), and if he did I can guarantee you he would not have the entire weight of the media, government, and academia protecting his back. Clinton has done this, and will do much worse if rewarded with the power of the presidency.
This is what the Dallas Morning News wants for America...that is their "conservatism"!
Posted by: William Eaton at September 07, 2016 12:19 PM (KhJh8)
Why was I not on the CC list?
Posted by: Ol' Man River at September 07, 2016 01:18 PM (5UjJX)
>> one should after this.
Comey needs to spend a whole lot of time in jail in between Cheryl and Huma.
Oh, wait, he might enjoy that. Let's find someone male, sweaty, and well-hung for a cellmate.
Or at least male-identifying.
Posted by: JEM at September 07, 2016 01:20 PM (TppKb)
And failure to prosecute this, is this not malfeasance and dereliction?
I know, we live in a third world authoritarian state, why bring it up?
Obama has destroyed this country, for the statist swine who run him.
Posted by: tubal at September 07, 2016 01:21 PM (mHL0c)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 07, 2016 01:23 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 07, 2016 01:23 PM (KUaJL)
But then the words of William Marcy Tweed take over: "What are you going to do about it?"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 07, 2016 01:23 PM (X6fMO)
The really sad thing is the tens of millions of people who just don't care that she did this. The Beast could openly admit to breaking the law and the LIVs, FSA, and other assorted idiots just wouldn't care and still vote for her
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 07, 2016 01:23 PM (493sH)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 07, 2016 01:24 PM (RD7QR)
The show's writers way underestimated the amount of crooked shit some people in government could get away with.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 07, 2016 01:24 PM (KUaJL)
The who thing stinks, and you would think the FBI could lean on those guys - knowing that they could be prosecuted for this - into telling them what Mills said and other pertinent details.
But it's about intent. FBI intent to not see this whole mess as a crime.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 07, 2016 01:24 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Mortimer at September 07, 2016 01:24 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: steevy at September 07, 2016 01:25 PM (fA75F)
And failure to prosecute this, is this not malfeasance and dereliction?
Why, yes, you ignorant prole. *hic*
Shuddup. *crash* *thump thump thump* *thud*
Wherer's my fucking hoverround?
*hic*
Oh, manservant. Epipen, please!
*chugs shot*
Who put these stairs here? Assholes...
Posted by: Behghazi McPIAPS the 1st at September 07, 2016 01:25 PM (5UjJX)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 07, 2016 01:25 PM (Ri84F)
Nothing is going to come of this because the main instrument for making people care, the MSM, doesn't.
D-Lamp smiles a wry smile.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 07, 2016 01:25 PM (5gj4N)
Posted by: dananjcon at September 07, 2016 01:25 PM (NpXoL)
Nixon was cleaner than Hillary is. And I am beginning to suspect that Aaron Burr was cleaner than Hillary is.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Defeatism, Despair, and Dismay - The Outrage Outlet for Sports and Elections at September 07, 2016 01:26 PM (hLRSq)
The laws don't apply to her or those who cover for her. That was made obvious by her hand-picked FBI director.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 07, 2016 01:26 PM (7ZVPa)
Nixon was cleaner than Hillary is. And I am beginning to suspect that Aaron Burr was cleaner than Hillary is.
Anyone else having difficulty getting the page to load?
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Defeatism, Despair, and Dismay - The Outrage Outlet for Sports and Elections at September 07, 2016 01:26 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 07, 2016 01:26 PM (Kj2zW)
Nixon was cleaner than Hillary is. And I am beginning to suspect that Aaron Burr was cleaner than Hillary is.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Defeatism, Despair, and Dismay - The Outrage Outlet for Sports and Elections at September 07, 2016 01:26 PM (hLRSq)
Al Capone was cleaner
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 07, 2016 01:27 PM (493sH)
Posted by: melanerpes at September 07, 2016 01:27 PM (UZClb)
Benedict Arnold was cleaner than Hillary is.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 07, 2016 01:27 PM (wrS2o)
I -- *cough gack hork cough gack hork cough*
I HATE YOU ALL
*screeeeeeeech*
*cough gackcough hork hork cough cough COUGH*
---
*thud*
Posted by: H-> at September 07, 2016 01:27 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 07, 2016 01:27 PM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 07, 2016 01:27 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 07, 2016 01:27 PM (jxbfJ)
Why was I not on the CC list?
Posted by: Ol' Man River
Everyone thought you were a downstream recipient.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 07, 2016 01:28 PM (4WhSY)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2016 01:28 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Defeatism, Despair, and Dismay - The Outrage Outlet for Sports and Elections at September 07, 2016 01:28 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Defeatism, Despair, and Dismay - The Outrage Outlet for Sports and Elections at September 07, 2016 01:26 PM (hLRSq)
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Yup.
How corrupt do you have to be to get FIRED from the Nixon impeachment team for..... corruption.
Young Hillary leaked evidence and lied during her tenure with the Nixon investigation.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 07, 2016 01:28 PM (8XRCm)
Get her, or don't. Seems to me we have all the evidence we need. Now, use it.
If we're not going to use it, then that's one more indication the Republic is dead.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 07, 2016 01:28 PM (TOk1P)
Yeah, I'm thinking the MSM pills are shite . Trump has to be ahead by now
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 07, 2016 01:28 PM (Ri84F)
I -- *cough gack hork cough gack hork cough*
I HATE YOU ALL
*screeeeeeeech*
*cough gackcough hork hork cough cough COUGH*
---
*thud*
Posted by: H-> at September 07, 2016 01:27 PM (zu88C)
She could do that at her Matt Lauer show and Lauer and the rest of the MFM would swoon over how brilliant she is
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 07, 2016 01:29 PM (493sH)
My starfish is cleaner than Hillary.
Posted by: Hope Solo at September 07, 2016 01:29 PM (8XRCm)
Not Really a Debate But a Be Nice to the Horrible, Incontinent, Sick, Brain-Damaged, Corrupt Old Crone So We Can Pretend That She Actually Could Handle the Job of Being President Instead of Stroking Out On Her First Day -Palooza.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 07, 2016 01:29 PM (0cMkb)
Nixon was cleaner than Hillary is. And I am beginning to suspect that Aaron Burr was cleaner than Hillary is.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Defeatism, Despair, and Dismay - The Outrage Outlet for Sports and Elections at September 07, 2016 01:26 PM (hLRSq)
Al Capone was cleaner
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 07, 2016 01:27 PM (493sH)
A turd covered in urine and bird shit is cleaner than Hillary.
Posted by: buzzion at September 07, 2016 01:29 PM (bMG0w)
--
I anticipate even more absurd election results than 2012. Obviously tampered with, and nobody will dare question them.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 07, 2016 01:29 PM (7ZVPa)
Venezuela is cleaner than Hillary is.
Posted by: Mortimer at September 07, 2016 01:29 PM (zu88C)
I do not mean the Idea of America.
I mean what America has become, culturally and governmentally.
We have been poisoned and corrupted.
Posted by: tubal at September 07, 2016 01:30 PM (mHL0c)
poor hillzebub and poor chelsifer.
Get off her back you racist and misogynist pigs.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at September 07, 2016 01:30 PM (d76uN)
Three counts of obstruction of justice.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 07, 2016 01:30 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at September 07, 2016 01:30 PM (WlGX+)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/243300/
Posted by: steevy at September 07, 2016 01:30 PM (fA75F)
Posted by: Country Singer at September 07, 2016 01:31 PM (uiwCw)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at September 07, 2016 01:31 PM (WlGX+)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 07, 2016 01:31 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: joncelli
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Covered with sputum, covered real good.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2016 01:31 PM (9mTYi)
Knowingly placing Classified material on an unclassified system...
Hell... Google has the ability and legal right (via their End User Agreement) to anything you place in that email account...
Its not only NOT secure... Google has a license to USE that information...
Why is this person not in Jail?
Posted by: Don Q., at September 07, 2016 01:31 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 07, 2016 01:29 PM (7ZVPa)
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Annnnnd this just in!!!!
11 states are reporting that Presidential Candidate Donald Trump has received no.... zero.... nada.... votes in 11 states reporting so far.
Posted by: Election Night Coverage at September 07, 2016 01:31 PM (8XRCm)
There's a debate tonight? I though it was not until the end of September?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2016 01:31 PM (EnGQE)
Posted by: josephistan at September 07, 2016 01:31 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 07, 2016 01:31 PM (Ri84F)
Doesn't spoiliation of evidence prove intent, contrary to Comey's statement?
Posted by: no good deed at September 07, 2016 01:31 PM (9nt94)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 07, 2016 01:27 PM (9ym/
Wasn't there a guy who set up his own kingdom on some oil platforms off the coast of England?
I bet he has better rule of law there.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 07, 2016 01:32 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 07, 2016 01:28 PM (4WhSY)
*snaps fingers*
Rats. My email address isn't current.
Posted by: Ol' Man River at September 07, 2016 01:32 PM (5UjJX)
Because they see her as getting over on "the right".
Which means, the left is the enemy and come the burning times, I will not hesitate to put the sword to the left. Whether they were in power or a LiV.
You agree with the suborning the rule of law, you are as guilty as those that actually broke it.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2016 01:32 PM (RRfF8)
My indignation and disgust meters maxed out a long time ago. If someone actually gets up off their lazy, corrupt, fat piece of shit ass and starts handcuffing this horrible bitch, wake me up. Otherwise, I'll be here on the couch smoking pot and laughing at the dumb liberals who happen to get themselves killed in my field of view doing whatever dumb liberal shit it is they do.
I'm just in a bad mood. It will pass.
Posted by: ElKomandante at September 07, 2016 01:32 PM (Ql4Nd)
Posted by: Hope Solo at September 07, 2016 01:29 PM (8XRCm)
After perusing your photos, I find this statement to be
completely true.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 07, 2016 01:32 PM (0cMkb)
Why was I not on the CC list?
Posted by: Ol' Man River
Everyone thought you were a downstream recipient.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
He must know somethin' but he don't say nothin'.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 07, 2016 01:32 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2016 01:32 PM (RRfF8)
Posted by: steevy at September 07, 2016 01:32 PM (fA75F)
And where is the Republican leadership?
They should be raising holy hell!
Posted by: Meremortal at September 07, 2016 01:33 PM (3myMJ)
If hillzebub is not a criminal of the highest order,
who will be? She is only a criminal because she supports the little guy
and the oppressed so much. She's a robbing hood okay? She robs from the
rich and gives to the poor.
poor hillzebub and poor chelsifer.
Get off her back you racist and misogynist pigs.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at September 07, 2016 01:30 PM (d76uN)
Like The Shadow in Blackadder. He's ALMOST the new Robin Hood. Because he robs from the rich, but hasn't got around to giving to the poor yet.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 07, 2016 01:33 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: Caliban at September 07, 2016 12:05 PM (DrC22)
======================
This stuff isn't drowning out her campaign, this stuff is her campaign. It is literally what her staff is fully occupied with 24/7. All the rest she talks about, the issues stuff, is purely tactical.
Anything she says is just a strategic lie anyway-- she doesn't support free markets, she isn't the "small business candidate", she doesn't care about children or minorities or the middle class etc etc, she only cares about winning so she can sell the office to whomever bids the most.
Posted by: MTF at September 07, 2016 01:33 PM (LISuA)
Was that sarc, or do you have a sister in Brattleboro Vermont?
Posted by: jwb7605 at September 07, 2016 01:34 PM (DofIg)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 07, 2016 01:34 PM (Kj2zW)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 07, 2016 01:34 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 07, 2016 01:34 PM (39g3+)
Honestly think that Hillary and her army of aides were not just careless with the classified docs, but that they were obtaining, and sloppily sharing as lot on intel *they had no business/permission to possess*. That would be a strong motivation to delete emails - obstruction charges not as bad as espionage.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 07, 2016 01:34 PM (NOIQH)
I kinda sorta want to suggest that James Comey and Loretta Lynch ought to die of starvation chained together to a palm tree on some island somewhere.
Posted by: JEM at September 07, 2016 01:34 PM (TppKb)
Don't forget the 20 minutes of filler coughing. I swear she is employing SERE tactics to avoid talking.
Posted by: no good deed at September 07, 2016 01:34 PM (9nt94)
Three counts of obstruction of justice.
Posted by: Circa
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Martha Stewart? Two years in prison.
Scooter Libby? Two and half years.
In both cases, for lying to the Feds. Over matters not involving national security. In Libby's case, it isn't even clear that he *was* knowingly lying.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2016 01:35 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: tommylotto at September 07, 2016 01:35 PM (A3a8d)
Get her, or don't. Seems to me we have all the evidence we need. Now, use it.
If we're not going to use it, then that's one more indication the Republic is dead.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 07, 2016 01:28 PM (TOk1P)
Lawyers are not above the Law... even though they invoke attorney client privilege...
Cheryl Mills is the lynch pin here... she has blatantly broken the Law, and knowingly destroyed evidence, AND transferred classified information to those not cleared...
All this was done at her direction...
Posted by: Don Q., at September 07, 2016 01:35 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 07, 2016 01:35 PM (2cS/G)
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That just demonstrates the level of ..... hate.... they have for the right leaning simpletons in the electorate.
They know.
Theyre not really stupid.
They just hate us more.
Win at any cost. Including your soul.
Posted by: Election Night Coverage at September 07, 2016 01:35 PM (8XRCm)
it. And I'd do it again, and there's nothing you piece of shit. Now kiss
my ass."
>>>>>>
She didn't need to. He already knew.
And then he in fact, publicly kissed her ass.
Posted by: Mortimer at September 07, 2016 01:35 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Nevertrump!! at September 07, 2016 01:35 PM (/kYMn)
off with the socks again
Posted by: fixerupper at September 07, 2016 01:35 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 07, 2016 01:35 PM (Ri84F)
There's a debate tonight? I though it was not until the end of September?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2016 01:31 PM (EnGQE)
Not a debate.
Some weird thing cooked up by MSNBC to simulate a debate without actually putting Hillary on the spot and allowing Trump to get crapped on.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 07, 2016 01:35 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: OneIronMacguffin at September 07, 2016 01:36 PM (Djolt)
I don't get how so many in the media can bring themselves to continue to cover for violations of our national security.
You mean this crew?
https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/773368574064807937
Posted by: Lizzy at September 07, 2016 01:36 PM (NOIQH)
Burn. It. Down.
Posted by: sans_sheriff at September 07, 2016 01:36 PM (wgPCV)
Posted by: MTF at September 07, 2016 01:36 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: JEM at September 07, 2016 01:36 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
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Pretty much the same series of unfortunate occurrences which happened to me!
Posted by: Lois Lerner at September 07, 2016 01:36 PM (9mTYi)
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come January, I AM THE LAW
Posted by: Hilary! at September 07, 2016 01:36 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: Meremortal at September 07, 2016 01:36 PM (3myMJ)
Mail lost story is of course not believable, but amazing how they come up with the most pathetic 'we are incompentent' stories to cover their corruption.
They could do a movie: Hillary - Straight Outta Competence
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 07, 2016 01:37 PM (ODxAs)
But since the MSM is the propaganda arm of the Democrat party she has a better than 50pct chance of being president.
The press is our main enemy.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 07, 2016 01:37 PM (5gj4N)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 07, 2016 01:37 PM (2cS/G)
and knowingly destroyed evidence, AND transferred classified information
to those not cleared...
Mills was also the one who supervised the weekend Benghazi doc shredding party at State.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 07, 2016 01:37 PM (NOIQH)
I bet he has better rule of law there.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 07, 2016 01:32 PM (TOk1P)
Sealand.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principality_of_Sealand
Posted by: josephistan at September 07, 2016 01:37 PM (7HtZB)
>> accomplice.
I believe the term you're looking for is 'conspirator'.
Throw the bastard in jail forever.
Posted by: JEM at September 07, 2016 01:37 PM (TppKb)
Actually, the term would be 'linchpin'.
Posted by: JEM
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I assumed a play on words-> Loretta Lynch.
Posted by: Lois Lerner at September 07, 2016 01:38 PM (9mTYi)
Just the boy babies.
Let's not exaggerate.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 07, 2016 01:38 PM (ptqRm)
Posted by: MTF at September 07, 2016 01:38 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: abby at September 07, 2016 01:38 PM (HBU7W)
This would eliminate a major obstacle to their Brave New World plans.
Posted by: tubal at September 07, 2016 01:38 PM (mHL0c)
Posted by: Dirty Randy at September 07, 2016 01:38 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: josephistan at September 07, 2016 01:31 PM (7HtZB)
I once called my mother to wish her a happy birthday. On a particular day in June. Her birthday, is the same day. In July.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 07, 2016 01:38 PM (TOk1P)
Also watch Hillary get her nails done, live at noon!
#furunbalanced
Posted by: FOX ! NEWS ! NOW WITH 100% LESS GRETA! at September 07, 2016 01:38 PM (zu88C)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/243300/
Posted by: steevy at September 07, 2016 01:30 PM (fA75F)
This from a guy who keeps this grueling schedule on a Monday.
Monday, August 29, 2016
10:00 am || Receives the Presidential Daily Briefing
12:30 pm || Lunch with Biden
All times Eastern
Live stream of White House briefing at 1:30 pm
Posted by: Timon at September 07, 2016 01:39 PM (396pH)
Posted by: jwb7605 at September 07, 2016 01:39 PM (DofIg)
1) Push for the investigation and indictment of a major party's nominee for the presidency, knowing without question it will be denied and ignored by the Justice Department and result in heads rolling
2) Pretend they can't quite get what they need for an indictment and humiliate themselves, hoping for a different president next year they can actually work under.
If what I've read is true, the corruption is so widespread and so deep from the Clinton Foundation that they'd end up toppling most of the sitting government in all three branches if they managed to pursue it all, and possibly end up in war because of the Soros-like tricks overseas destabilizing nations, manipulating currencies, etc.
So the FBI is being very very cautious and trying to do it slowly hoping against hope that Hillary won't be elected.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 07, 2016 01:39 PM (39g3+)
Think he'd get the same glowering treatment from the media that Kapernick got?
Anyone? Bueller?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 07, 2016 01:39 PM (KUaJL)
If Jeb Bush or Kasich were the nominee, theyd be defending hitlery on this or just poo pooing it.
Posted by: M Magoo's at September 07, 2016 01:39 PM (75UO5)
The only thing that will topple Hillarys house of cards on this is a John Dean type of defection in her inner circle.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 07, 2016 01:39 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: The Jackhole at September 07, 2016 01:39 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Dirty Randy at September 07, 2016 01:38 PM (jjaLl)
The mention of butter coffee was the tell.
/
Posted by: josephistan at September 07, 2016 01:39 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 07, 2016 01:39 PM (4WhSY)
>>
>> Let's not exaggerate.
Did these infants have the opportunity to select a gender identity yet?
Posted by: JEM at September 07, 2016 01:39 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: spongeworthy at September 07, 2016 01:40 PM (mrfTe)
Posted by: Hillary! at September 07, 2016 01:40 PM (qJhUV)
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Nixon was full-on banner headlines for months..., because of something for which he was not even personally responsible.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2016 01:40 PM (9mTYi)
Of course that would require Congressmen with balls.
Posted by: Cheri at September 07, 2016 01:40 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 07, 2016 01:40 PM (9ym/8)
Enough to justify waterboarding if I were President. But I'm not and presumably won't be.
Posted by: JEM at September 07, 2016 01:40 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: The Jackhole at September 07, 2016 01:39 PM (M+Lyo)
Hey, no one can offer you immunity from "random street crime," pal.
Posted by: Brian Pagliano at September 07, 2016 01:40 PM (7HtZB)
All of it. The whole period that we are living in is irrational.
The FBI director said as a matter of fact that the way Clinton and her team, including her lawyers, who, by the way are officers of the court, handled all of the classified material and all of the illegal infrastructure surrounding the emails, was illegal - a crime. And that the only reason why she was not prosecuted was because she was not sophisticated enough - she was too simple - to be aware that she was committing a crime. (Which might not be a stretch at all if she was not like - you know - a lawyer.)
And the worst thing about any of this is that she didn't recall shit about anything. How the hell can somebody who can't remember anything that they did in the past, possibly be qualified to be President? She may has well be suffering from Alzheimer's. She's too damned simple to know the legal ramifications of her illegal actions, notwithstanding being a lawyer, and she couldn't remember any of her actions anyway.
Like I said - irrational.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at September 07, 2016 01:40 PM (4ng05)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 07, 2016 01:40 PM (Ri84F)
"Sure, they were deleted, because they had no bearing on the questions being asked by the FBI and were personal in nature. If some accidentally were included that were not, that's an unfortunate mistake resulting from having to delete tens of thousands of emails. Oopsie. No evil intent."
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 07, 2016 01:40 PM (39g3+)
Actually, the term would be 'linchpin'.
Posted by: JEM
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I assumed a play on words-> Loretta Lynch.
Posted by: Lois Lerner at September 07, 2016 01:38 PM (9mTYi)
LOL... clever? or can't speelll???
nope.... can't spell....
Posted by: Don Q., at September 07, 2016 01:41 PM (qf6WZ)
to see if anyone's theorized that ace is the anonymous author of the
piece slamming #NeverTrump conservative pundits that Rush has been
talking about for the last hour and a half??
Posted by: Dirty Randy at September 07, 2016 01:38 PM (jjaLl)
mmm, what ? what piece? where ?
Posted by: runner at September 07, 2016 01:41 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: M Magoo's
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Well, of course. I mean, I gave her a medal.
Posted by: Yeb at September 07, 2016 01:41 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: MTF at September 07, 2016 01:41 PM (LISuA)
That makes a very big assumption that the leadership of the FBI has ethics. After watching Comey's press statement, I'm thinking no.
Posted by: no good deed at September 07, 2016 01:42 PM (9nt94)
Yet they want the most important job in all the land.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2016 01:42 PM (RRfF8)
>> pardoned Julian Assange, and made him director of
>> the NSA.
Step one, yea.
Step two, nay.
Yeah, absolutely. Pardon Snowden and Assange and prosecute the shit out of the FOIA-obstructionists.
A blunt instrument, to be sure, but necessary.
Posted by: JEM at September 07, 2016 01:42 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at September 07, 2016 01:42 PM (BWL+E)
It was my understanding that the subpoena was directed to the State Department, not Clinton, at the time she had her goons destroyed the evidence.
But the records weren't hers,they belonged to the State Department.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 07, 2016 01:42 PM (lKyWE)
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He knows nothing.
And he's fine.
For now.
cough cough cough ak pffffffft *hic* farrrrrrrrrrt
Posted by: Hillary!! at September 07, 2016 01:42 PM (8XRCm)
LOL, the world just became a better place.
A BLM piece of shit was shot dead. And then placed in a car, set afire. Heh. Darren Seals.
Posted by: M Magoo's at September 07, 2016 01:43 PM (75UO5)
The Saturday Night Massacre
The "Missing 18 Seconds"
So long ago. Hillary got canned from her Senate investigation staff job, didn't she? Why? Perhaps a crack MSM investigative team can tell us what really happened there.
Posted by: mrp at September 07, 2016 01:43 PM (JBggj)
Water under the bridge.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 07, 2016 01:39 PM (4WhSY)
Bet he really said.... Dam....
Posted by: Don Q., at September 07, 2016 01:43 PM (qf6WZ)
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I'm not really sure why any excuses should be made for anyone who has taken a government paycheck over the last eight years.
Posted by: Methos at September 07, 2016 01:43 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 07, 2016 01:43 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 07, 2016 01:43 PM (g6yUI)
And the transformation is complete.
We once again have Bill the Cat running for president.
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or TEXIT) at September 07, 2016 01:43 PM (yv7u6)
for the presidency, knowing without question it will be denied and
ignored by the Justice Department and result in heads rolling
>>>>>>>>>
This is their job.
The one that they swore an oath to uphold.
Posted by: Mortimer at September 07, 2016 01:44 PM (zu88C)
It's this Friday??
Shit! The Hajj Stampede Insurance papers I had printed up to sell aren't dry yet!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2016 01:44 PM (RRfF8)
Julian or Gregorian calendar?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 07, 2016 01:44 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: M Magoo's
Please clap.
For Hillary!.
Posted by: Jeb! at September 07, 2016 01:44 PM (0cMkb)
My guess is that they are Jeb!, Perry, and Cruz butthurt. The NT all have such butthurt that they are willing to tank the country because their asses hurt so much.
Posted by: dagny at September 07, 2016 01:44 PM (brElc)
Posted by: M Magoo's at September 07, 2016 01:44 PM (75UO5)
unaware. This is old news. I am speaking to the needs of hard-working
middle-class Americans, not dealing with past events. Let's move on.
Heh.
Also: This is just the evil Republicans who have been demonizing me and Bill for decades with false rumors and conspiracy theories!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 07, 2016 01:44 PM (NOIQH)
>> leadership of the FBI has ethics. After watching
>> Comey's press statement, I'm thinking no.
My position would be to do to the FBI leadership what I'd do to the military general-officer leadership were I President.
That is, there'd be a lot of very highly-paid Beltway types looking for cheaper digs somewhere that didn't presage future Federal employment.
And some ought to be retaining counsel.
Posted by: JEM at September 07, 2016 01:44 PM (TppKb)
to see if anyone's theorized that ace is the anonymous author of the
piece slamming #NeverTrump conservative pundits that Rush has been
talking about for the last hour and a half??
------------
Link to that was published here yesterday:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/jxkluop
Site seems overwhelmed right now.
Posted by: Yeb at September 07, 2016 01:44 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at September 07, 2016 01:44 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 07, 2016 01:43 PM (g6yUI)
And if Trump wins, will he put her corpse on trial?
Posted by: josephistan at September 07, 2016 01:45 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: runner at September 07, 2016 01:45 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 07, 2016 01:45 PM (Ri84F)
It took Christianity about 1,400 years of organized worship to have a general war-to-sort-it-all-out.
Look at the calendar since 632.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 07, 2016 01:45 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: MTF at September 07, 2016 01:41 PM (LISuA)
Yes. Just let her fall apart on her own.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at September 07, 2016 01:45 PM (5UjJX)
Posted by: Bob in Houston-TEXIT! at September 07, 2016 01:45 PM (XRxxn)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2016 01:45 PM (9mTYi)
And isn't it interesting that that shit has completely fallen off the radar as everything just seems to roll on in the no drama Obama administraton.
Also fuck Paul Ryan just because.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 07, 2016 01:45 PM (A+vP0)
Loretta Lynch ought to die of starvation chained together to a palm tree
on some island somewhere.
Posted by: JEM at September 07, 2016 01:34 PM (TppKb)
Works for me as long as Jeh Johnson gets to go too.
Posted by: gracepc at September 07, 2016 01:45 PM (OU4q6)
Mills ADMITTED to the FBI that she was not working as Hillary's lawyer at State, and yet the DOJ still insisted that she could invoke retroactive (non-existent) attorney-client privilege during her questioning about the e-mail set-up, to which Mills was both a participant and a material witness at State.
At one point during Mills' FBI questioning, a DOJ lawyer even asserted attorney-client privilege on Mills' behalf (even though the privilege belongs to the client, not the attorney), so that Mills could avoid answering a question about what she, Mills, had said to a third party (communicating otherwise privileged information to a third party usually constitutes a waiver of the attorney-client privilege, since the information isn't being treated as confidential).
This entire "e-mail investigation" was nothing but bullshit political theater, with a pre-scripted outcome. Comey and Loretta Lynch are both hopelessly corrupt, and both willingly participated in this farce.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 07, 2016 01:45 PM (NnYnv)
>> of being fake Muslims, just in time for Hajj this
>> Friday.
Please advise if it involves military action. Then we kill the winner.
Posted by: Your Optimal Next Preznit at September 07, 2016 01:46 PM (TppKb)
Not sorry he's gone but he did point out BLM was just a front for Soros to do lefty crap. Which may be why he ended up in that car.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 07, 2016 01:46 PM (wrS2o)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 07, 2016 01:46 PM (g6yUI)
Posted by: josephistan at September 07, 2016 01:45 PM (7HtZB)
=================
It's been done before ...
Posted by: Charles II at September 07, 2016 01:47 PM (JBggj)
After the investigation, of which the FBI did a half-assed job and still found overwhelming evidence, they still found unbelievable amounts of prosecutorial evidence.
And then got told by the White House to lay off as to not affect a national election.
Pure and simple.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 07, 2016 01:47 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 07, 2016 01:47 PM (2cS/G)
I never thought she could top that one--even with Benghazi.
I was wrong.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 07, 2016 01:47 PM (B+qrE)
But since the MSM is the propaganda arm of the Democrat party she has a better than 50pct chance of being president.
The press is our main enemy.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 07, 2016 01:37 PM (5gj4N)
Last week people were trying to tell me I was crazy, but I have to think these people, whoever "these people" are, are at least trying to come up with a way to get Hillory off the ballot, and somebody/anybody else on it.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 07, 2016 01:47 PM (TOk1P)
>>>>>>>>>
Agree completely. She is just warming up.
HillaryTransit and HillaryFood will likely be deployed soon after Ocare is re-re-named to it's original designation.
Posted by: Mortimer at September 07, 2016 01:48 PM (zu88C)
Oh sure, after spiriting her out of the country they're going to "find her."
Posted by: Tinfoil Hat at September 07, 2016 01:48 PM (WlGX+)
203
196: "cough cough cough ak pffffffft *hic* farrrrrrrrrrt"
And the transformation is complete.
We once again have Bill the Cat running for president.
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or TEXIT) at September 07, 2016 01:43 PM (yv7u6)
We already had a tomcat named Bill as President......
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 07, 2016 01:48 PM (LuZz8)
Yes. Just let her fall apart on her own.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at September 07, 2016 01:45 PM (5UjJX)
She''l be fine. They will have here drugged into rationality.The questions will have been given to her in advance and they will have done something so that she doesn't cough her lungs out or screech.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2016 01:48 PM (EnGQE)
The post office takes a photograph of EVERY piece of mail. Let me repeat that EVERY piece of mail.
All that is necessary to find out where the laptop is? Demand to know where "It was mailed"
These people are fcking crooks. That includes the incompetent FBI. Funny tracking down a woman in Texas that mails Obama a fake Racin letter?
No problem. Finding Hillary's laptop? Gee, wonder where it is?
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 07, 2016 01:48 PM (NbJXF)
Pure and simple.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 07, 2016 01:47 PM (9ym/
FIFY
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 07, 2016 01:49 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at September 07, 2016 01:40 PM (4ng05)
More like insane.
Posted by: JackS at September 07, 2016 01:49 PM (hgwL9)
One of the Big Lies that our educational system has sold is that Fascism is linked to the Right, and Conservatism.
Quite the reverse, in fact.
But, Big Lie. I bet there are a lot of other Big Lie examples.
Posted by: tubal at September 07, 2016 01:49 PM (mHL0c)
Posted by: MTF at September 07, 2016 01:50 PM (LISuA)
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**dons best Johnny Carson voice.**
"I did not know that."
and.... if..... you dont know who or what Im talking about.... get off my lawn.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 07, 2016 01:50 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: K-E at September 07, 2016 11:56 AM (Ks+nh)
All Romney's big banker buddies are supporting her, along with all of Bush's neocon advisors. I hope Trump wins just so that crowd is locked out in the cold forever.
Posted by: Bernette at September 07, 2016 01:51 PM (JnWXC)
>> too.
Nah, sorry, Jeh may be incompetent and a political creature but he doesn't have his fingerprints, so far, on the worst misbehavior of this administration.
The nacht-and-nebel treatment needs to be reserved for the Obama administration folks involved in the Iran deal, the IRS misconduct, and the Clinton slipperiness.
Posted by: JEM at September 07, 2016 01:51 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 07, 2016 01:51 PM (9ym/8)
35%?
Posted by: M Magoo's"
Yeah, but he would have the unqualified support of the Republican establishment and donor class. That is what counts.
Posted by: Ripley at September 07, 2016 01:51 PM (1BQGO)
No problem. Finding Hillary's laptop? Gee, wonder where it is?
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 07, 2016 01:48 PM (NbJXF)
Ah... but the second part of the excuse was that they were moving offices, so it might have gotten lost in the move....
But I bet someone still has that laptop, with the info.... prime blackmail material.
Posted by: Don Q., at September 07, 2016 01:52 PM (qf6WZ)
It works with the press which is all that matters.
BTW - lovely document dump before the three day Labor Day weekend, just in time so that the documents can be looked over and start being brandished about as the campaigns hit the home stretch.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Defeatism, Despair, and Dismay - The Outrage Outlet for Sports and Elections at September 07, 2016 01:52 PM (hLRSq)
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RAT FACED VALERIE JARRETT FOR THE WIN!!!!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at September 07, 2016 01:52 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 07, 2016 01:50 PM (8XRCm)
Lemme guess, Ben Carson's lawyer brother, the one who worked on OJ's trial?
Posted by: BurtTC at September 07, 2016 01:52 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 07, 2016 01:52 PM (Kj2zW)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/jxkluop
Site seems overwhelmed right now.
Posted by: Yeb at September 07, 2016 01:44 PM (9mTYi)
Cool, thanks!
Posted by: Dirty Randy at September 07, 2016 01:52 PM (jjaLl)
along with all of Bush's neocon advisors. I hope Trump wins just so that
crowd is locked out in the cold forever.
Posted by: Bernette at September 07, 2016 01:51 PM (JnWXC)
I wasn't there. Now I AM
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 07, 2016 01:52 PM (NbJXF)
>> reserved for the Obama administration folks
>> involved in the Iran deal, the IRS misconduct, and
>> the Clinton slipperiness.
I will note that my remark is metaphorical - I believe they should all be prosecuted to the extent of the law, I'm not suggesting they ought to be offed without due process.
Posted by: JEM at September 07, 2016 01:53 PM (TppKb)
Jim Glassman sez "SAVE THE REPUBLICAN PARTY! VOTE FOR HILLARY"
It has to be true, his POS was published in the New York Times.
Posted by: mrp at September 07, 2016 01:53 PM (JBggj)
I'm surprised they didn't says "my dog ate it." In Hillary bark-speak of course.
___________________
"It got lost in the mail" is pretty damned close to "my dog ate it."
What kind of person would send anything of importance through the U.S. mail without getting a tracking number on it in the first place? We all know who: people who don't want their package getting to its destination in the first place, and don't want any kind of trail.
They really do think we rubes are all f*cking stupid. It's not just their rampant greed and total corruption that pisses me off, it's their "in your face" arrogance. They don't even try to come up with plausible excuses. They just shrug and say "hey, f*ck you, whatever. Nothing is going to happen to me whatever stupid story I tell."
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 07, 2016 01:54 PM (NnYnv)
Posted by: josephistan at September 07, 2016 01:45 PM (7HtZB)
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It's been done before ...
Posted by: Charles II at September 07, 2016 01:47 PM (JBggj)
Word, brah.
Posted by: Pope Formosus at September 07, 2016 01:54 PM (X6fMO)
Border Patrol belongs to Dept. of Homeland Insecurity...
Thus Jeh Johnson is implicit in the current catch and release program... which is in direct violation of US Law.
Posted by: Don Q., at September 07, 2016 01:54 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Mr. Spacely at September 07, 2016 01:55 PM (ocQBm)
I got an email about Hillary with pictures of her with her hands in front of her mouth with the question "is this a Lewinsky impression"
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 07, 2016 01:55 PM (NbJXF)
>> York Times.
Still waiting for some billionaire to buy out Slim, knock the place down, and build a Walter Duranty Park of Ignorance.
Posted by: JEM at September 07, 2016 01:55 PM (TppKb)
Julian Assange: I just want to say one thing, in the FBI report released Friday I agree with your analysis. It is very strange that it was released Friday afternoon on a Labor weekend. I do think it brings up questions to what sort of game the FBI is trying to play. But Hillary Clinton says she can't remember what a "c" in brackets stands for. Everyone in positions of government and in Wikileaks knows it stands for 'classified confidential.'
And in fact we have already released thousands of cables by Hillary Clinton. Here she is "Clinton" see, that's her signature. With a "c" in brackets right there. We have thousands of examples where she, herself has used this "c" in brackets and signed it off. And more than 22,000 times that she has received cables from others with this "c" in brackets.
http://tinyurl.com/j2uaqxk
The Gateway Pundit
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 07, 2016 01:55 PM (R+30W)
All that is necessary to find out where the laptop is? Demand to know where "It was mailed"
Posted by: Nip Sip"
Strangest thing. All our hard drive record for the month it was mailed have crashed. Backups too. Darn the luck!
Posted by: USPS at September 07, 2016 01:55 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: TexasJew at September 07, 2016 01:55 PM (Pirth)
Assange's wikileaks could be
#1 Benghazi -- Hillary involved in Benghazi as a gun-running operation to arm Baby ISIS. Recall that Cheryl was the point on intimidating those who were at Benghazi from talking.
#2 Clinton Cash corruption -- Huma co-ordinating pay for play
#3 Super secret classified documents that weren't turned over
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 07, 2016 01:55 PM (r1fLd)
Posted by: no good deed at September 07, 2016 01:56 PM (9nt94)
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 07, 2016 01:56 PM (g6yUI)
>> and release program... which is in direct violation of
>> US Law.
Agree. Don't hang him for it. Just prosecute, convict, lock up for ten years.
And if I'm President he can sit in a pen in Gitmo while he's waiting for trial.
Posted by: JEM at September 07, 2016 01:56 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: JEM at September 07, 2016 01:51 PM (TppKb)
Besides being complicit in many of Barky's attempts to make DHS a domestic military force and to give aid and comfort to invading illegals, his stupid name is more than enough reason.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 07, 2016 01:56 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at September 07, 2016 01:57 PM (RFeQD)
My favorite Commie-in-hiding-villain is Lois Lerner.
Hot oil
Barbed wire
Large Dildos
Icy Hot
Ping Pong Paddles
Some assembly required
Posted by: fixerupper at September 07, 2016 01:57 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: JEM at September 07, 2016 01:53 PM (TppKb)
Yes, must tread lightly. Whereas calling for the death, dismemberment, or rape of a Conservative will pass without comment.
And NO, I am not referencing AoS website, I am referring to the MSM and Fascist blog sites who think that sort of thing is amusing.
Shameless Fascist bastards that they are.
Posted by: tubal at September 07, 2016 01:57 PM (mHL0c)
The article is outstanding, Insty had it highlighted this morning, if long.
The author gloriously takes to task the #NeverTrumpers esp. those of the professional "conservative" class.
Very much worth your time to read.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 07, 2016 01:57 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: A Blinkin at September 07, 2016 01:57 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 07, 2016 01:57 PM (1ZOkK)
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**dons best Johnny Carson voice.**
"I did not know that."
----
Karnak Turban /on
"Answer: Almost 50 ! "
rip
blows in envelope
"Question : What is the Clinton Body Count up to?"
Posted by: Mortimer at September 07, 2016 01:58 PM (zu88C)
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Not only this, but the laptop contained correspondence from the former Secretary of State. There must be rules about this sort of thing; you don't just put something like this in the mail. And if there was classified information on there, which we know there was, it would have to be couriered.
Of course, we can ask all the questions like how can this happen? What will be the punishment? etc. etc. but we also know that all those questions are purely rhetorical, don't we.
Posted by: bluebell at September 07, 2016 01:58 PM (xpSCc)
Posted by: USPS at September 07, 2016 01:55 PM (1BQGO)
Our standard storage practice involved stacking the hard drives between large magnets so that they don't fall over. In hindsight, we realize this might have not been the greatest idea. Oops! Live and learn.
Posted by: USPS at September 07, 2016 01:58 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 07, 2016 01:58 PM (8XRCm)
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but i don't WANT to save the Republican Party...
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 07, 2016 01:59 PM (ztENr)
Posted by: Michelle Fields at September 07, 2016 01:59 PM (HSmrB)
*ahem*
What difference, at this point, does it make?
This is old news. The FBI declined to bring charges. There's obviously nothing there.
She's already said there was no intent.
Right-wing conspiracy.
Trump had his #dicksoutforharambe
Posted by: chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at September 07, 2016 01:59 PM (G2Sc9)
I would love to sock Hillary here, But *it's......just tooo......hard*
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 07, 2016 01:59 PM (9ym/8)
Because they're Democrats. They're not Americans.
I finally used that line to shut up a particularly obnoxious Hillary Hag the other night. The spittle-flecked rage was delicious.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 07, 2016 02:00 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 07, 2016 02:00 PM (Kj2zW)
So was there a claim for the laptop filed with the post office?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 07, 2016 02:00 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 07, 2016 01:57 PM (1ZOkK)
My view is that the crazy bastard knew just a leetle too much about Obama and the Illinois machine. So they put him on ice, and gave him some come to Jesus messages.
Posted by: tubal at September 07, 2016 02:00 PM (mHL0c)
Posted by: Mortimer at September 07, 2016 02:00 PM (zu88C)
The article is outstanding, Insty had it highlighted this morning, if long.
The author gloriously takes to task the #NeverTrumpers esp. those of the professional "conservative" class.
Very much worth your time to read.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 07, 2016 01:57 PM (0cMkb)
I mentioned that article and linked to it on one of the early threads yesterday. I got the link from the American Digest blog.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 07, 2016 02:01 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: torabora at September 07, 2016 02:01 PM (LLzpb)
I would not object to an administration that did not act aggresively to find her so long as your suggested actions were posted to youtube....
Posted by: JEM at September 07, 2016 02:01 PM (TppKb)
**fistbumps fixerupper**
Posted by: Mortimer at September 07, 2016 02:00 PM (zu88C)
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Ever notice this country went to shit the exact same time Johnny Carson came off the air.
Coincidence??? Or not??
Posted by: fixerupper at September 07, 2016 02:01 PM (8XRCm)
Should be something like Beowulf, set to German drinking songs, but involving political corruption and an MSM that acts as nothing but a Luegenpresse (pardon me, I dropped my umlauts) for the DemonRat party.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 07, 2016 02:02 PM (CS7jF)
If this is true, then we are doomed. And they will be rewarded if HRC wins. Or at least, allowed to live.
I do believe the corruption is rampant and on many levels. Doing nothing should not be an option. Hope is not a plan.
Posted by: gracepc at September 07, 2016 02:02 PM (OU4q6)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2016 02:02 PM (RRfF8)
Posted by: Knapping Man at September 07, 2016 02:02 PM (xRoQq)
Of course, we can ask all the questions like how can this happen? What will be the punishment? etc. etc. but we also know that all those questions are purely rhetorical, don't we.
____________________
Yes we do. Like I said, they're not even bothering to try and make up plausible excuses for their corruption and lawlessness anymore. It's just "f*ck you rubes. We'll say whatever we want, and what are you going to do about it?"
They are supremely confident that they're untouchable.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 07, 2016 02:02 PM (NnYnv)
Why do I keep acting as if there we are a nation of laws, not men? Why?
I despair, I despair.
For the record, if Hillary wins? Fuck it, I'm putting my hand out and getting every single thing I can. I want in on it.
Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at September 07, 2016 02:02 PM (mf5HN)
I wish I could feel hopeful about seeing some kind of legal retribution, but
- people are STILL dismissing Benghazi as a big 'nothing-burgher'
- Minnesota's first elected muzzie to state legislature married her brother to skirt immigration law and she's not in jail.
- a bunch of rich folks at Burning Man were violently attacked and the event organizers and lefties respond with, "eh, whatever..they are rich so they deserved it."
- do I even have to mention what is going on with blms and how they are above the law?
- and the number one head-scratcher is this: how is it even possible that Hillary is running for CIC at all?
How do we return to a lawful society? What will it take to get us there?
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at September 07, 2016 02:03 PM (oQQwD)
Sometime about 2023.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 07, 2016 02:03 PM (FtrY1)
Posted by: A Blinkin at September 07, 2016 02:03 PM (dnWSK)
mail without getting a tracking number on it in the first place?"
Of course But the whole story is an obvious in-your -face lie and they don't even care because hey know the MSM will cover for them and the Dems don't care and the LIV's don't understand of of it.
Hillary could just as easily claim "My dog ate the laptop" and get the same reaction.
Posted by: Ripley at September 07, 2016 02:03 PM (1BQGO)
They are supremely confident that they're untouchable.
Until the little lead pills start flying.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2016 02:03 PM (RRfF8)
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we had that sort of thing here locally...
they were voted out of office in a landslide.
now, if only that will happen on a national level.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 07, 2016 02:04 PM (ztENr)
Pets. *sigh*
And I see TFG is in Laos calling Americans "lazy."
*types* *deletes*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 07, 2016 02:04 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at September 07, 2016 02:02 PM (mf5H
Gasp!!! You mean, you're going Full Brown Skirt?
Posted by: tubal at September 07, 2016 02:04 PM (mHL0c)
Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at September 07, 2016 02:02 PM (mf5HN)
Me, too. Figure it will help speed the collapse.
Posted by: Golfman at September 07, 2016 02:05 PM (b6FQn)
Posted by: no good deed at September 07, 2016 02:05 PM (9nt94)
Coincidence??? Or not??
This country went to shit when there were more than 3 VHF and 2 UHF channels available.
You checked all five and when you found nothing was on , you went out and did something productive. Like burning trash. Or rebuilding a carburetor.
I blame cable.
Posted by: Mortimer at September 07, 2016 02:05 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at September 07, 2016 02:02 PM (mf5HN)
If we're going to live in a corrupt oligarchical kleptocracy-
it's the only rational response.
Unfortunately.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 07, 2016 02:06 PM (0cMkb)
If you didn't vote for Hillary you won't be allowed in on the gravy train.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2016 02:06 PM (EnGQE)
263
Comey is a crooked drunk prick.
Posted by: TexasJew at September 07, 2016 01:55 PM (Pirth)
That's absolutely, totally unfair. There's no evidence that Comey is a drunk.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 07, 2016 02:07 PM (LuZz8)
The laptop is right over there by the Yeti, Jimmy Hoffa's body, and the Ark of the Covenant.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 07, 2016 02:07 PM (B+qrE)
When you were in South Africa did you go to the Drakensberg Mountains where the movie Zulu was made?
Posted by: JackS at September 07, 2016 02:07 PM (hgwL9)
No he wouldn't. You are wildly overstating the influence of talking heads.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 07, 2016 02:07 PM (/tuJf)
Aaaaaaannnnnnddddddd, nothing at all will come of.
Sigh.
The death of the republic is nigh.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 07, 2016 02:07 PM (CS7jF)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 07, 2016 01:57 PM (1ZOkK)
========================
When he tried to auction off his right to nominate Obama's replacement he did not let us wet our beak. That is why he was punished.
Posted by: Godfather Hillary Rodam Clinton at September 07, 2016 02:07 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Mortimer at September 07, 2016 02:05 PM (zu88C)
Pretty sure there won't be cable, or anything else, in Hillary's Happy Fun Camps.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 07, 2016 02:07 PM (1ZOkK)
Coincidence??? Or not??
This country went to shit when there were more than 3 VHF and 2 UHF channels available.
This country went to shit when Jackie Gleason and Red Skelton went off the air.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2016 02:07 PM (RRfF8)
but is orders of magnitude lower on the disaster scale than the other 2,
he would have a chance.
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this is the same Johnson that agrees with Bernie over 70% of the time...
yeah, no.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 07, 2016 02:08 PM (ztENr)
My grampa as he died told my dad regarding ag subsidies......"their going to give it to somebody, might as well be you."
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 07, 2016 02:08 PM (9ym/8)
is there some other hearing to being a "mope" other than as in a person who mopes-a despondent, depressed person?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2016 02:08 PM (EnGQE)
Although, unlikely we will fit the preferred demographic.
Posted by: tubal at September 07, 2016 02:08 PM (mHL0c)
Hillary, or someone in a similar position, wouldn't mail anything. It would go by private courier.
Posted by: Knapping Man at September 07, 2016 02:08 PM (xRoQq)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 07, 2016 02:02 PM (NnYnv)
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Because they are.
I had high hopes for Comey, watching that press conference and cheering all the way, until the last minute and a half.
I couldn't believe it. We had Moby Dick on the line, and we let the line go.
Posted by: bluebell at September 07, 2016 02:08 PM (xpSCc)
Posted by: A Blinkin at September 07, 2016 02:03 PM (dnWSK)
Yeah... no.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at September 07, 2016 02:08 PM (4ng05)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 07, 2016 02:07 PM
& Vince Foster's suicide note....
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 07, 2016 02:09 PM (ZQfW9)
Posted by: The Jackhole at September 07, 2016 02:09 PM (M+Lyo)
Jane D'oh
When you were in South Africa did you go to the Drakensberg Mountains where the movie Zulu was made?
Posted by: JackS at September 07, 2016 02:07 PM (hgwL9)
Don't think so, unless the train we took from Pretoria to Capetown went through them (there were some lovely mountains we passed through).
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 07, 2016 02:09 PM (1ZOkK)
===========================
That is freaking hilarious. Johnson is a Bernie big-guvmint dude, except stoned. I think Bernie gave up pot years ago, by contrast. Weld is just disgustingly Democrat.
Posted by: MTF at September 07, 2016 02:09 PM (LISuA)
All of the legal immigrants who came from the USSR and its satellites know how to survive this. Done it once, they can do it again. Follow them and you will have bread, sausages and shoes.
Posted by: gracepc at September 07, 2016 02:09 PM (OU4q6)
Posted by: A Blinkin at September 07, 2016 02:03 PM (dnWSK)
I think Trump is the best option.
After congress unsuccessfully attempted to impeach him, we'd see a Convention of the States (Article 5 of the Constitutiion).
IMAO, we're at the point where that is necessary.
Posted by: jwb7605 at September 07, 2016 02:10 PM (DofIg)
Posted by: steevy at September 07, 2016 02:10 PM (fA75F)
>> Red Skelton went off the air.
I would argue that the country started down the shitter about the time Nixon enacted the 55mph national speed limit.
Posted by: JEM at September 07, 2016 02:10 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Hillary at September 07, 2016 02:11 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 07, 2016 01:46 PM (wrS2o)
He was a decent man who saw what was happening with his movement. Nobody deserves to die that way, and I am sorry he's gone, and very sorry his death was so gruesome, no matter why he was killed.
Posted by: Bernette at September 07, 2016 02:11 PM (JnWXC)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 07, 2016 02:02 PM (NnYnv)
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Because they are.
I had high hopes for Comey, watching that press conference and cheering all the way, until the last minute and a half.
I couldn't believe it. We had Moby Dick on the line, and we let the line go.
Posted by: bluebell at September 07, 2016 02:08 PM (xpSCc)
Comey disappointed like Roberts disappointed.
I'm done with believing in the corrupted institutions.
Posted by: tubal at September 07, 2016 02:11 PM (mHL0c)
And they are able to keep it quiet enough because whistleblowers get prosecuted.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 07, 2016 02:11 PM (2lndx)
You mean the guy who wants to make all of Homeland Security part of the FBI? That Gary Johnson? The one who wants a carbon tax? That Gary Johnson. The one who thinks if we destroy ISIS something else will just take its place? That Gary johnson?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 07, 2016 02:11 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 07, 2016 02:11 PM (1ZOkK)
No he wouldn't. You are wildly overstating the influence of talking heads.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 07, 2016 02:07 PM (/tuJf)
Not to mention wildly overstating how popular someone as naturally unpopular as Johnson is, might become.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at September 07, 2016 02:11 PM (4ng05)
Sounds like an NPR show: hairballs from Huma.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2016 02:12 PM (RRfF8)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ir-p6bEKL48
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2016 02:12 PM (EnGQE)
>> Johnson, who is not perfect but is orders of
>> magnitude lower on the disaster scale than the
>> other 2
Uh, Johnson's a warmist. That puts him at the top of the "go to fucking hell and burn there" scale for me.
Never. Not a chance.
Posted by: JEM at September 07, 2016 02:12 PM (TppKb)
"
Posted by: JEM
I'm pretty sure that was Jimmy Carter. For both the decline and the speed limit.
Posted by: Ripley at September 07, 2016 02:12 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2016 02:12 PM (RRfF
Imagine the serious, whispery voice.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 07, 2016 02:13 PM (1ZOkK)
330
Posted by: naturalfake at September 07, 2016 02:06 PM (0cMkb)
All
of the legal immigrants who came from the USSR and its satellites know
how to survive this. Done it once, they can do it again. Follow them and
you will have bread, sausages and shoes.
Posted by: gracepc at September 07, 2016 02:09 PM (OU4q6)
Not a bad idea. A Helpful Hints For Surviving Happy Fun Camp thread.
Like, to get rid of lice in your clothing, bury it in the snow overnight, with just a small corner exposed. The lice will move away from the snow, allowing you to brush them off in the morning.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 07, 2016 02:13 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 07, 2016 02:13 PM (9ym/8)
one who freaks out over term "illegal alien"?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2016 02:13 PM (EnGQE)
Posted by: JEM at September 07, 2016 02:10 PM (TppKb)
executive order 10988, 1962
Posted by: runner at September 07, 2016 02:13 PM (c6/9Q)
Coincidence??? Or not??
This country went to shit when there were more than 3 VHF and 2 UHF channels available.
This country went to shit when Jackie Gleason and Red Skelton went off the air.
This country went to shit when Philo T. Farnsworth broadcast the first test pattern.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 07, 2016 02:14 PM (X6fMO)
H: Release your taxes!
D: Release your speeches first.
H: Release your taxes!
D: Release the list of foreign donors to your crime syndicate.
H: Release your taxes!
D: Release your health records.
H: Release your taxes!
D: Release the emails.
I hope he says all of this, maybe during his Matt Lauer "interview"...and then, during the first debate when she says it again, he stops, nods to his capo in the audience who opens a briefcase and presses a big red reset looking button, and says..."They've just been posted on DonaldTrump.com, where you can also download a coupon for half off of a taco bowl at Trump Tower. Your turn."
Posted by: ajmojo at September 07, 2016 02:14 PM (1H9ox)
True. Anyone who refers to illegal immigrants as undocumented anything is out as far as I'm concerned. I don't need another language mutilating liberal in the White House.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 07, 2016 02:14 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: tubal at September 07, 2016 02:14 PM (mHL0c)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 07, 2016 02:11 PM (B+qrE)
Wait. I get how most of those are bad, but how is getting rid of the Department of Homeland Security not a good thing? Intelligence agencies should be consolidated, not broken up. When you have information segmented across agencies, that's how things slip through the cracks.
Posted by: USPS at September 07, 2016 02:14 PM (KUaJL)
>> decline and the speed limit.
No. Nixon did the EPA and the 55mph NMSL.
There are plenty of reasons to hate the guy not related to Watergate.
Posted by: JEM at September 07, 2016 02:15 PM (TppKb)
We thought you liked that?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 07, 2016 02:15 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Eli Cash at September 07, 2016 02:15 PM (a+WIL)
Posted by: Zombie Arlen Specter at September 07, 2016 02:15 PM (nFdGS)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 07, 2016 02:15 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 07, 2016 02:02 PM (NnYnv)
----------------
Because they are.
I had high hopes for Comey, watching that press conference and cheering all the way, until the last minute and a half.
I couldn't believe it. We had Moby Dick on the line, and we let the line go.
Posted by: bluebell at September 07, 2016 02:08 PM (xpSCc)
Read Comey's bio. I knew the fix was in once I researched him a bit. Worked for one of Hillary's big banks, let KPMG off the hook, and some other stuff I can't remember. Forbes article and other stuff I found just googling.
Posted by: Bernette at September 07, 2016 02:15 PM (JnWXC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 07, 2016 02:15 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2016 02:12 PM (RRfF
Imagine the serious, whispery voice.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
I imagine SNL's riffing of NPR.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2016 02:15 PM (RRfF8)
In college a buddy of mine had to finish a paper to graduate. Day it was due he hadn't even started writing it yet.
He finally panic wrote it and finished week late. He looked up his professors address and then put it in the mailbox of the house next door!! He then rolled by his professor's office for a recommendation letter and acted surprised when his professor told him he couldn't because unfinished work. He then told him: Oh no I dropped it off in your mailbox you live on Scranton, (correct) in the house with the red door and big pine tree in the yard right? (nope -neighbor's house) OH! its all a mistake I can print you another copy.
(this was before email)
Moral of the story --- Huckster's gotta huck . . .
Posted by: simplemind at September 07, 2016 02:16 PM (xVRrG)
I might take that seriously if not for... well... Obama.
I can picture Obama practicing his 'death stare' on his dog. If dogs could laugh...
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at September 07, 2016 02:16 PM (4ng05)
Posted by: Eli Cash at September 07, 2016 02:15 PM (a+WIL)
-----------------
Try it with the blueberry flavoring. It's not sweet flavoring, thank goodness. It's delicious.
And at Costco today I saw they are already selling pumpkin pies. What the heck people.
Posted by: bluebell at September 07, 2016 02:16 PM (xpSCc)
Sorry, if I'm gonna piss my vote away, I might as well agree in principle with the fucker.
Posted by: Jollyroger at September 07, 2016 02:16 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: JEM at September 07, 2016 02:10 PM (TppKb)
executive order 10988, 1962
Posted by: runner at September 07, 2016 02:13 PM (c6/9Q)
That certainly set the mark.
For those with no Google-Fu:
"Executive Order 10988 is a United States presidential executive order issued by President John F. Kennedy on January 17, 1962 that recognized the right of federal employees to collective bargaining."
Posted by: jwb7605 at September 07, 2016 02:16 PM (DofIg)
but is orders of magnitude lower on the disaster scale than the other 2,
he would have a chance."
Oh, yes, Johnson with "a chance".
Also! Legions of hawk-men flapping their way to battle.
I've voted Libertarian as a protest vote in the past, without any tender illusions of a possibility of success. I won't do that this year. I wouldn't even do that this year if there were a ticket with bona fide minarchist libertarians on it, which there is not. The stakes are simply too high.
Posted by: torquewrench at September 07, 2016 02:16 PM (noWW6)
So if it were enacted by executive order it could be voided the same way, right? Cool!
Elect me Presnit and it's gone in a day, and any DOJ lawyer not willing to defend that order is gone too.
Oooooh, I could have a LOT of fun!!!
Posted by: JEM at September 07, 2016 02:17 PM (TppKb)
I am NOT in any way defending these asshats, but FWIW, the decision about "who is your lawyer" is a lot more complicated than who's paying the bill. This especially comes up in human resources cases, where an employee is accused of something in the course of his/her employment (eg sexual harassment) and initially talks to an attorney (for free, and supposedly in confidence) in the company's legal department. Initially, the company and the employee's interests are the same -- defending themselves from an accusation.
It comes to light that the employee is guilty as hell, at which point the company has an interest in throwing the employee under the bus in order to protect itself from the lawsuit brought by the victim. The company & the employee's interests have "diverged," and it can get messy for the attorney trying to sort out who the "client" is, because there are limitations on when and how you can faithfully represent both when there's an obvious conflict of interest.
A similar situation arises in the classic cocktail party scenario: guy talking to you at party, you mention you're an attorney, he says "what do you think of this little legal problem I have?" You offer your offhand opinion between sips of your drink, guy says "gee, thanks" and runs off and acts on your advice. Legal problem blows up in his face. He tries to sue you for malpractice. Have you acted as his attorney? He hasn't paid you anything, but it's still possible that you could be found to have established an attorney-client relationship with him, because he a) sought your advice, b) knowing that you are a lawyer. And in some cases, that can be all it takes to establish an attorney-client relationship, whether he paid you or not.
Posted by: Mac at September 07, 2016 02:17 PM (emcDX)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at September 07, 2016 02:16 PM (4ng05)
Like a gay waiter can give a death stare.
Posted by: tubal at September 07, 2016 02:17 PM (mHL0c)
Consolidate all of them and rename them Stasi.
All knowing. All seeing. All powerful. The Stasi.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2016 02:17 PM (RRfF8)
Nixon was in many ways more left even than modern Democrats. Democrats would love to take full government control of prices and wages, for example.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 07, 2016 02:18 PM (2lndx)
but is orders of magnitude lower on the disaster scale than the other 2,
he would have a chance."
______________________________
Johnson is global warmener.
In other words, an idiot.
Never.
Gonna.
Happen.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 07, 2016 02:18 PM (4AVeu)
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Oh please.
Olazy-ass would soak his Fruit of the Looms if Vlad so much as crossed to his side of the street.
Posted by: Mortimer at September 07, 2016 02:18 PM (zu88C)
>> well agree in principle with the fucker.
Yeah. A vote for Johnson is effectively "I'm a leftist Democrat but I won't vote for a criminal".
Very slim ethical advantage there.
Posted by: JEM at September 07, 2016 02:19 PM (TppKb)
See, this is the problem with Johnson fans.
Homeland Security is a giant federal beast encompassing 11 agencies including the Coast Guard, ICE, CBP, FEMA, the Secret Service, CIS, and on and on (extra special appearance by TSA!!!!! YEA!!! KIDS!!!!)
He did not say "get rid of it" -- he said "put it under the FBI" which indicates to me that he has NO IDEA what's actually there. DHS is not an intelligence agency.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 07, 2016 02:19 PM (B+qrE)
He gives off more of a pissy snit stare vibe.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 07, 2016 02:20 PM (1ZOkK)
Obama's Death Stare wouldn't make John McCain wet his Depends.
Posted by: JEM at September 07, 2016 02:20 PM (TppKb)
they're saying they have 1000's of e-mails where Shrillery herself used (C) to mark the message...
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 07, 2016 02:20 PM (ztENr)
And at Costco today I saw they are already selling pumpkin pies. What the heck people.
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I have seen Halloween displays already.
More economic green shoots I suppose.
Posted by: Mortimer at September 07, 2016 02:21 PM (zu88C)
https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/ 773352090546634752/photo/1
they're saying they have 1000's of e-mails where Shrillery herself used (C) to mark the message...
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 07, 2016 02:20 PM (ztENr)
Release it. About 2hrs before their first debate tonight.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 07, 2016 02:21 PM (jxbfJ)
And Obama is easily played.
Posted by: Knapping Man at September 07, 2016 02:21 PM (xRoQq)
If this latest revelation is the tipping point that starts the realization cascade on the left that Hillary is just too damaged to be elected, there is enough time for the democrats to plead "special circumstances" and "for the good of the country" to remove Hillary and substitute someone else.
Perhaps George Clooney.
Someone who will walk in and cause tremendous excitement in the liberal ranks and with the great unwashed.
Timing is everything.
Posted by: jwest at September 07, 2016 02:21 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at September 07, 2016 02:22 PM (PFy0L)
I'm going with:
Putin - death stare
Obama - "come hither" look
Posted by: naturalfake at September 07, 2016 02:22 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 07, 2016 02:22 PM (2lndx)
Obama--- would play ironic hipster, in person.
Posted by: tubal at September 07, 2016 02:22 PM (mHL0c)
More economic green shoots I suppose.
Posted by: Mortimer at September 07, 2016 02:21 PM (zu88C)
On the bright side - dark chocolate covered marshmallow jack-o-lanterns.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at September 07, 2016 02:22 PM (4ng05)
Yep; If she does this now, imagine what America's version of Empress Wu will do once she gets into office-she or the ones who pull the4 strings when she's too sick to do anything.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2016 02:22 PM (EnGQE)
Posted by: The Clinton Foundation at September 07, 2016 02:22 PM (zu88C)
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I have seen Halloween displays already.
More economic green shoots I suppose.
Wal Mart is putting out the faux fall hay bales which are a precursor to Halloween.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2016 02:23 PM (RRfF8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 07, 2016 02:09 PM (1ZOkK)
Then you probably didn't because the train folks would have mentioned it. From photos and some friends that went there it is beautiful country.
Posted by: JackS at September 07, 2016 02:23 PM (hgwL9)
More economic green shoots I suppose.
Posted by: Mortimer at September 07, 2016 02:21 PM (zu88C)
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Yeah, I've seen those since August. But pumpkin pies? Who eats those before Thanksgiving? Nuts to them.
Posted by: bluebell at September 07, 2016 02:23 PM (xpSCc)
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks
Winner winner chicken dinner!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2016 02:24 PM (RRfF8)
__________________________
Most window-licking, paste-eating, finger-sniffing, rubber-helmet wearing, short-bus morons usually are.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 07, 2016 02:24 PM (4AVeu)
Due to the modern technology of canning, it is possible to have pumpkin pie at any time of the year.
All the work is done for you. All you need to do is open the can, whip in some evaporated milk and an egg and pour into a pie shell.
Put in the oven at 450 for fifteen minutes. Reduce heat to 350 and for an hour or so. Serve with ice cream, or top with whip cream, or cool whip.
Who doesn't like pumpkin pie?
Posted by: Knapping Man at September 07, 2016 02:25 PM (xRoQq)
Posted by: Iron Wombat at September 07, 2016 02:25 PM (HEa5q)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2016 02:25 PM (RRfF8)
>> that states couldn't secede.
We could have a long discussion on that.
When Lincoln launched the War of Southern Inconvenience?
When Wilson got through the income tax?
When FDR did...something evil?
LBJ's Great Funding-The-Black-Multiple-Parenthood Society?
Reagan's Let-Them-All-In Immigration Reform?
Take your pick. We are where we are now.
Posted by: JEM at September 07, 2016 02:25 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Knapping Man at September 07, 2016 02:25 PM (xRoQq)
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Me. Pecan all the way.
Posted by: bluebell at September 07, 2016 02:25 PM (xpSCc)
...
Hate it. Has the consistency of chilled, slightly watery, baby poo.
Posted by: ajmojo at September 07, 2016 02:26 PM (1H9ox)
I think that Hillary would definitely not show up citing health reasons. There is no way she could sit there.
Posted by: Cheri at September 07, 2016 02:26 PM (oiNtH)
The enemies of America would love to see a Civil War, and fragmentation.
Posted by: tubal at September 07, 2016 02:26 PM (mHL0c)
FIFY.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 07, 2016 02:26 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: IC at September 07, 2016 02:27 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Knapping Man at September 07, 2016 02:27 PM (xRoQq)
Nobody believes it anymore, you can all stop with the charade.
Just come out and say that there's one set of laws for the ruling class and one for the rest of us, and we better not get stupid and think the laws don't apply to us.
I tire of officials who take us to be such dolts as to not see the quite obvious nature of their corruption.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 07, 2016 02:27 PM (kKHcp)
Posted by: tubal at September 07, 2016 02:27 PM (mHL0c)
Who doesn't like pie?
Posted by: Knapping Man at September 07, 2016 02:27 PM (xRoQq)
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I know. We nearly always make it to the guns and boobs, but rarely do we make it to the recipes. Sigh.
Posted by: bluebell at September 07, 2016 02:28 PM (xpSCc)
>> that states couldn't secede.
_____________________
This country went to shit when it imported millions of black people as slaves, which led to a civil war and phony civil rights that have been so painfully contorted that it is now a civil right to allow men to use the ladies room and gay people to get married.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 07, 2016 02:28 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: bluebell at September 07, 2016 02:16 PM (xpSCc)
What's wrong with that? Pumpkin pies are the best! Are you a pumpkin pieist, or piephobe?
Posted by: JackS at September 07, 2016 02:28 PM (hgwL9)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at September 07, 2016 02:28 PM (u+iFi)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at September 07, 2016 02:29 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: bluebell at September 07, 2016 01:58 PM (xpSCc)
Actually, up to Secret can be sent via registered mail. I don't know why, but it can.
http://www.dhra.mil/perserec/ osg/s1class/mailing.htm
Posted by: Country Singer at September 07, 2016 02:29 PM (uiwCw)
Posted by: rickl at September 07, 2016 02:29 PM (zoehZ)
It would be delicious.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 07, 2016 02:29 PM (Kj2zW)
We actually would be oblivious to such deeds if it weren't for a handful of media and bloggers who do the hard work of ciphering timelines and such, poring over document dumps dropped on holiday weekends.
So thank you Ace for aggregating all of this, and thanks to all the other media who still have a shred of integrity.
All 3 of them.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 07, 2016 02:29 PM (kKHcp)
Glenn Beck's NYT Op-Ed Likens Black Lives Matter to the Tea Party
(Breitbart): http://tinyurl.com/hqsb4lx
Posted by: jwb7605 at September 07, 2016 02:31 PM (DofIg)
She says something to the effect..."I love that app....the messages delete themselves."
And the crowd laughed and laughed.....
Posted by: Tami at September 07, 2016 02:31 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: lawur2 at September 07, 2016 02:31 PM (eMl7J)
That would be "10 lb cock-shaped dumbbell" according to the AoSHQ style guide.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at September 07, 2016 02:32 PM (VdICR)
Actually only about half a million in total.
The vast majority of black slaves shipped from Africa during the years of the triangle-trade went to the Caribbean and to Brazil.
Posted by: torquewrench at September 07, 2016 02:34 PM (noWW6)
Nixon was in many ways more left even than modern Democrats. Democrats would love to take full government control of prices and wages, for example.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 07, 2016 02:18 PM (2lndx)
++++
Did someone say price controls?
Whip
Inflation
Now
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whip_inflation_now
Posted by: President Gerald R. Ford (GOP) at September 07, 2016 02:35 PM (R+30W)
http://www.dhra.mil/perserec/ osg/s1class/mailing.htm
Posted by: Country Singer at September 07, 2016 02:29 PM (uiwCw)
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You're right. But didn't they find compartmented info in some of the emails? And it sure doesn't seem like they sent it registered mail.
But as we all know, rhetorical questions. Big sigh.
Posted by: bluebell at September 07, 2016 02:37 PM (xpSCc)
Deploy the Omega Cannon.
Posted by: The Clinton Foundation at September 07, 2016 02:22 PM (zu88C)
Is that what they call Bill's penis?
Posted by: Jollyroger at September 07, 2016 02:41 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 07, 2016 02:43 PM (9ym/8)
Have you seen him lately? That thing don't hunt no more.
Posted by: dagny at September 07, 2016 02:56 PM (brElc)
Posted by: Cartman at September 07, 2016 02:57 PM (xVRrG)
A package that size would have to be shipped either Priority Mail or Priority Mail Overnight. To do that the package would need to have postage printed from the USPS website, printed from one of their automated machines, or printed at the USPS window. You just cant stick $10 in $.45 stamps on the box.
When you get your printed postage, it comes with a tracking number, and on your receipt is that tracking number. Whoever mailed the package either used a company check or company credit card if they didn't get a receipt because if they paid from personal funds, they damn sure were going to keep the receipt to make sure they got reimbursed.
So, I call bullshit on the thing being lost.
Also, if they did send the laptop to a "dummy address" to intercept it and destroy it, then they are guilty of tampering with the mail, and the USPS usually hammers people for that.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at September 07, 2016 03:03 PM (1JnAL)
I've got a bad case of pollin' blues.
No pill's gonna cure my mood
I've got a bad case of losing due.
and your little doggy too
cough, cough cough cough hack spit
Posted by: Knapping Man at September 07, 2016 03:06 PM (xRoQq)
Posted by: Knapping Man at September 07, 2016 03:07 PM (xRoQq)
Posted by: Kat at September 07, 2016 03:25 PM (1HseL)
There isn't a life preserver within five hundred miles of Beck that's safe from his desperate flailing.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 07, 2016 04:00 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 07, 2016 04:32 PM (c0/+W)
Posted by: Squeaky Wheel at September 07, 2016 07:08 PM (hNL81)
Was it sent with a paper trail with a routing number and everything?
This looks like someone saying they "mailed" it but with no proof of any actual mailing taking place. The laptop didn't disappear in the mail, it disappeared before it was "mailed".
Posted by: wodun at September 07, 2016 07:21 PM (MnbWw)
We don't know. Because Hillary claimed attorney-client privilege regarding communications between her lawyers and Platte River."
It's worth noting that if the emails did say that, then they would not be attorney-client privileged. If the Republicans had any stones they'd demand an independent magistrate/judge review those emails to determine whether they fit under the "crime or fraud" exception to A/C. Namely, the exception that covers when a client is talking to an attorney to specifically get advice about how to better commit a crime -- as opposed to how to avoid committing a crime.
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