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Watch This Very Policy-Specific, Solution-Oriented Horribly Botched Showtune Sung By Unknown Actors at the Democrat National Coven
This is a vocal interpretation of a joyous late-term group abortion.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: wooga at July 28, 2016 01:53 PM (b1Z1V)
Posted by: HH at July 28, 2016 01:53 PM (DrCtv)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, turkey ain't all that's stuffed at July 28, 2016 01:53 PM (i5bGH)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 28, 2016 01:54 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: MTF at July 28, 2016 01:55 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Calvinball at July 28, 2016 01:55 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Amos Wastemostly at July 28, 2016 01:55 PM (YCvyE)
This is not who we are.
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 28, 2016 01:55 PM (Q9ugn)
Posted by: Gman at July 28, 2016 01:56 PM (VXoTW)
I should have specified "unintentional entertainment value." These fools are actually trying to entertain.
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 28, 2016 01:57 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 28, 2016 01:57 PM (Q9ugn)
Posted by: bluebell at July 28, 2016 01:57 PM (805dc)
Posted by: Young Sexist Black Man at July 28, 2016 01:57 PM (nhI+n)
Posted by: the littl shyning man at July 28, 2016 01:57 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: x at July 28, 2016 01:57 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 28, 2016 01:57 PM (e8nnW)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at July 28, 2016 01:57 PM (FQKBL)
*ponders 'America' as sung by Kate Smith, and finds above to be wanting*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 28, 2016 01:57 PM (9mTYi)
Doing the French Mistake?
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 28, 2016 01:58 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 28, 2016 01:58 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 28, 2016 01:58 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Lauren at July 28, 2016 01:58 PM (lmPx4)
Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2016 01:58 PM (HJQI1)
Posted by: Will Smith In Pretty Much Every Single Movie at July 28, 2016 01:58 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: donna at July 28, 2016 01:58 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 28, 2016 01:58 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: walknot at July 28, 2016 01:59 PM (FnHBZ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 28, 2016 01:59 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: IreneFingIrene at July 28, 2016 01:59 PM (fYFzF)
Posted by: jakeman at July 28, 2016 01:59 PM (2MTO1)
Posted by: zombie at July 28, 2016 02:00 PM (jBuUi)
*ponders 'America' as sung by Kate Smith, and finds above to be wanting*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 28, 2016 01:57 PM (9mTYi)
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In the 80s my friends and I used to go to a bar at the beach in Delaware. The last song the dj would play every night was "God Bless America" by Kate Smith.
Posted by: bluebell at July 28, 2016 02:00 PM (805dc)
Posted by: Lea at July 28, 2016 02:00 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Paula Abdul at July 28, 2016 02:00 PM (dciA+)
Elizabeth Banks already did one of those for Hillary, and it was aca-awful.
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 28, 2016 02:00 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Joe Mama at July 28, 2016 02:00 PM (Ws5AB)
Some billionaire should underwrite a Mike-from-Breaking-Bad hack to expose it before the general.
Posted by: Daisy Cutter at July 28, 2016 02:00 PM (IgbJ1)
Posted by: Soona at July 28, 2016 02:00 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2016 02:00 PM (HJQI1)
Posted by: Amos Wastemostly at July 28, 2016 02:00 PM (YCvyE)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 28, 2016 01:57 PM
FIFY.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 28, 2016 02:00 PM (rbMr9)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 28, 2016 02:00 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: willow at July 28, 2016 02:00 PM (H+9qY)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at July 28, 2016 02:00 PM (nFdGS)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 28, 2016 02:00 PM (nhI+n)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 28, 2016 02:00 PM (s/EUv)
Posted by: Sirius the Canine Pundit at July 28, 2016 02:00 PM (LBO1U)
If you need a cleansing from that video, watch what the sheep see. Heal.
"Sheep View 360" and the Virtue of Ingenuity
http://acculturated.com/sheep-view-360/
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 28, 2016 02:00 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 28, 2016 02:01 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 28, 2016 02:01 PM (kTF2Z)
Nah, it's God save the queen...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 28, 2016 02:02 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: OJ Simpson at July 28, 2016 02:02 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Chi at July 28, 2016 02:02 PM (fPqST)
Trump's poll numbers will go up when LIVs see this.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at July 28, 2016 01:57
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They will never see it.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 28, 2016 02:02 PM (T/5A0)
A trio of Latin stars -- Puerto Rican-American La India, Puerto Rican-American Huey Dunbar (whose father was Jamaican) and Cuban-American singer/actor Raul Esparza -- will sing "America," a song penned by Gloria Estefan.
Needs more "Miami Sound Machine".....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 28, 2016 02:02 PM (kdS6q)
Want to hear a beautiful version of this song try Lexi Walkers version.She's only 14 years old
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 28, 2016 02:02 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: willow at July 28, 2016 02:02 PM (H+9qY)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 28, 2016 02:02 PM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: @votermom's phone at July 28, 2016 02:02 PM (Qb4mU)
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 28, 2016 02:03 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Anne Frank at July 28, 2016 02:03 PM (dciA+)
Why do you think it went away?
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 28, 2016 02:03 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Fritz at July 28, 2016 02:03 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 28, 2016 02:03 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at July 28, 2016 02:00 PM (nFdGS)
It really is. It's been an exercise in galloping vagapalooza. Are they TRYING to get shut on the male vote?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 28, 2016 02:03 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: JROD at July 28, 2016 02:04 PM (wVh1u)
Pretty proud of myself for sticking it out that long.
Posted by: Chi at July 28, 2016 02:02 PM (fPqST)
I can only say I bettered you by skipping forward a couple times.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 28, 2016 02:04 PM (3ZoRf)
One "friend" of mine actually posted, in rapid succession without the slightest sense of irony, first
"Voting is not something to be left up to the dumb masses -- like Trump supporters"
and then five minutes later
"I fear Trump because he is going to bring an end to American democracy."
After I pieced together my head, I swore that I would never speak to this person ever again. Not even a polite "hello". Not even a nod. Total shun.
Posted by: zombie at July 28, 2016 02:04 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 28, 2016 02:04 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 28, 2016 02:04 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 28, 2016 02:04 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 28, 2016 02:04 PM (jV8Mq)
Nuts!
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 28, 2016 02:04 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: willow at July 28, 2016 02:04 PM (H+9qY)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at July 28, 2016 02:00 PM (nFdGS)
It really is. It's been an exercise in galloping vagapalooza. Are they TRYING to get shut on the male vote?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 28, 2016 02:03 PM (SRKgf)
Would I sound like some type of old geezer if I said the whole affair has been a freak show?
Posted by: Golfman at July 28, 2016 02:05 PM (b6FQn)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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And, here she is: http://tinyurl.com/zl7obhh
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 28, 2016 02:05 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: creeper at July 28, 2016 02:05 PM (Nhjs9)
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 28, 2016 02:05 PM (oDCMR)
-- and I hesitate to guess how much popcorn the Horde has gone through this week as a result
I needed the colon cleanse from the roughage.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 28, 2016 02:05 PM (r1DzX)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at July 28, 2016 02:05 PM (FQKBL)
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I would reply - "Good, I hope that means we go back to the American republic?"
Posted by: SH at July 28, 2016 02:05 PM (gmeXX)
I. Am. Owed.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 28, 2016 02:05 PM (SeD0w)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 28, 2016 02:05 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: That Song from Team America at July 28, 2016 02:05 PM (PjWy4)
Posted by: Jackal at July 28, 2016 02:05 PM (Lyh9/)
Posted by: huerfano at July 28, 2016 02:06 PM (jkkMG)
Posted by: Debbie Whazername-Schlitz at July 28, 2016 02:06 PM (/m8T6)
That's four seconds longer than you need to move up to the next bracket.
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 28, 2016 02:06 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: creeper at July 28, 2016 02:06 PM (Nhjs9)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 28, 2016 02:06 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party
At this point, what difference does it make?
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at July 28, 2016 02:06 PM (RFeQD)
Posted by: IC at July 28, 2016 02:06 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: zombie at July 28, 2016 02:04 PM (jBuUi)
Got to love cognitive dissonance.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 28, 2016 02:06 PM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: @votermom's phone at July 28, 2016 02:02 PM (Qb4mU)
++++
Coming soon to an ONT near you.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 28, 2016 02:06 PM (R+30W)
arf-arf-arf-arf,,, cackle-cackle-cackle, cackle-cack--cough,, cough-cough-cough *fart*-cough-cough.... burp'
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 28, 2016 02:06 PM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Golfman
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Ignorance is organic to youth.
With age comes wisdom.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 28, 2016 02:06 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Debbie Whazername-Schlitz at July 28, 2016 02:07 PM (/m8T6)
Let Me guess.... Allahpundit?
Posted by: donna at July 28, 2016 02:07 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: creeper
I hate myself, therefore I must hate you as well. It's called "exteriorization of internal loathing."
Posted by: ace at July 28, 2016 02:07 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: huerfano
All of them.
Inclusion and diversity, ya know.
Posted by: Joe Mama at July 28, 2016 02:07 PM (Ws5AB)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 28, 2016 02:08 PM (8ZskC)
With age comes wisdom.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 28, 2016 02:06 PM (9mTYi)
Bout what I was thinking. Well put.
Posted by: Golfman at July 28, 2016 02:08 PM (b6FQn)
I'm sure there's a Gwyneth Paltrow cure available on her website...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 28, 2016 02:08 PM (C9pBZ)
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For support, please contact the 2nd Regional Cyber Center - Western Hemisphere
Posted by: Cu'Chuillain at July 28, 2016 02:08 PM (8mYHH)
Cankles and Bernie are proving that wisdom doesn't always come with age. Sometimes, age comes stag.
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 28, 2016 02:08 PM (iIzG7)
Love that she has the words written down. lol!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 28, 2016 02:08 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 28, 2016 02:08 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Jackal at July 28, 2016 02:05 PM (Lyh9/)
No. Jerry Doyle is dead? I used to listen to his radio show a bit. He had some good stuff. Extraordinarily anti-establishment. Seemed like a good guy- if pissed off as hell.
Vaya con Dios.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 28, 2016 02:08 PM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: donna at July 28, 2016 02:08 PM (O2RFr)
Also, the song is a repeat from last year's Macy's Parade.
Plagiarism!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EA-nvNDei4Q
Lyrics at the link, if one must.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 28, 2016 02:08 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Lea at July 28, 2016 02:00 PM (lIU4e)
Nah. That was a receipt for a pizza.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 28, 2016 02:09 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 28, 2016 02:09 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2016 02:09 PM (HJQI1)
OT, but the Red Letter Media guys have a very positive review of the new Star Trek film.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 28, 2016 02:09 PM (AroJD)
Posted by: Anon a mouse...
This same person also just changed the avatar to be a Photoshop of Michelle Obama as a queen wearing a tiara - -in fact, I think they put Michelle's face on the classic sideway portrait of Queen Elizabeth II they use for the stamps in the UK. Then all her commenter got into a big argument: Would it be better to install Michelle as queen, or to allow Barry to run and win the presidency forever?
Decisions, decisions.
They really really hate democracy and love them some totalitarianism. But at the same exact time, their #1 meme attacking Trump is that he is a fascist destroying democracy.
Posted by: zombie at July 28, 2016 02:09 PM (jBuUi)
You won't want to miss that.
Posted by: Debbie Whazername-Schlitz at July 28, 2016 02:09 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: willow at July 28, 2016 02:10 PM (H+9qY)
Posted by: dagny at July 28, 2016 02:10 PM (eSQgj)
A trio of Latin stars -- Puerto Rican-American La India, Puerto Rican-American Huey Dunbar (whose father was Jamaican) and Cuban-American singer/actor Raul Esparza -- will sing "America," a song penned by Gloria Estefan.
Needs more "Miami Sound Machine".....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 28, 2016 02:02 PM (kdS6q)
Shit, I'm old enough to remember when the Estefans were Republicans.
I guess being irrelevant in the music business for 20 years will make you desperate.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at July 28, 2016 02:10 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Jackal at July 28, 2016 02:10 PM (Lyh9/)
Isn't that what taxes are for?
http://www.reparations.me/#!about/cjg9
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 28, 2016 02:10 PM (s/EUv)
Posted by: Golfman
It's been a conga line of freaks and mutants. Reactor blows up in Chernobyl, and we get the mutants here.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 28, 2016 02:10 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 28, 2016 02:10 PM (77emZ)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 28, 2016 02:10 PM (e8nnW)
she said she tried to get into the character of each actress to tailor her dubbing to what she thought they might sing like.
she had very strict non=disclosure clauses, with a warning in one case that if she revealed her role "she'd never work in hollywood again."
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 28, 2016 02:10 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Jackal at July 28, 2016 02:11 PM (Lyh9/)
One need not expect more from tepid fume.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 28, 2016 02:11 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 28, 2016 02:11 PM (Q9ugn)
Who?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 28, 2016 02:11 PM (SRKgf)
???
Huey Dunbar is also a singer.
???
And apparently La India used to be kinda hot. Before packing on an extra 100 lbs.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 28, 2016 02:11 PM (9ym/8)
2. Was it written by the same shemale who wrote that Obama Worship song for Children?
3. Really? REALLY?
/the video wall behind them in pretty. And they all remained clothed, so that's a bonus I guess...
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at July 28, 2016 02:11 PM (tvyXw)
Posted by: JROD at July 28, 2016 02:04 PM (wVh1u)
Which might account for the fact that he sings like a girl. His testicles aren't where they belong.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 28, 2016 02:11 PM (+lVUW)
Shit, I'm old enough to remember when the Estefans were Republicans.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper
Hey, that's right. She used to get hassled for that, back in the parachute pants era.
Wonder when the pivot was.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 28, 2016 02:11 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Chupacabra at July 28, 2016 02:11 PM (t+Ksb)
Nicely done.
Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2016 02:09 PM (HJQI1)
Thank you.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 28, 2016 02:12 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 28, 2016 02:10 PM (e8nnW)
The thing that kills me about that particular complaint? No one is stopping them!
But they would rather call themselves 'brazil' or 'columbia'.
Posted by: Lea at July 28, 2016 02:12 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2016 02:12 PM (HJQI1)
It was this or a Bar Mitzvah for the Schmuckler boy.
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 28, 2016 02:12 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: willow at July 28, 2016 02:12 PM (H+9qY)
Eh. The 7% Trump number was an obvious outlier. Last week Rass had Trump up +1. Today, Clinton +1
Posted by: mrp at July 28, 2016 02:12 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 28, 2016 02:05 PM (r1DzX)
Thanks, I knew I was forgetting something.
*places order for Colon Blow*
Posted by: Country Singer at July 28, 2016 02:13 PM (uiwCw)
We'll compromise. Those other countries can refer to themselves as "Lesser America" and we won't kick their ass for it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 28, 2016 02:13 PM (8ZskC)
They need to get laid. By real men. The kind who don't wear douchey hats and sing like girls.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 28, 2016 02:13 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 28, 2016 02:13 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Patrick Henry at July 28, 2016 02:13 PM (2341a)
"I fear Trump because he is going to bring an end to American democracy."
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If you want to torment said idiota, ask "What specifically has Trump done to make you think he'll do that? What specific policies of his do you fear and why? Show your work."
hint: they can't. I have a co-worker that cannot vote for trump because trump hates women. Do we have proof of that? I haven't confronted him yet; he's one of those beta males who thinks he's smarter than everyone else, even though he's accomplished nothing in his life.
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at July 28, 2016 02:13 PM (tvyXw)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at July 28, 2016 02:13 PM (nQHw/)
Who?
Posted by: Jay Guevara
And apparently Puerto Ricans can be used as either Americans or Immigrants as required. Kinda like a blank scrabble tile.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 28, 2016 02:14 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 28, 2016 02:10 PM (SRKgf)
So you are saying this is S.T.A.L.K.E.R. in the US? Damn, have to watch out for the hot zones.
I always preferred the Metro series, myself for Russian post-apocalypta.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 28, 2016 02:14 PM (3ZoRf)
Much like Anthony Quinn or Vito Scotti
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 28, 2016 02:15 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Zombie Chuck Barris at July 28, 2016 02:15 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 28, 2016 02:15 PM (r1DzX)
Thank you for that.
my daughter's will love it.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 28, 2016 02:15 PM (SeD0w)
I remember my La Raza type Spanish teacher in Highschool being angry
that the United States is referred to as America. She argued that all
the countries in South, Central and North America had the same right to
be referred to as America.
=========
To which, should be said, "let them win a few wars against anyone but the French and we Americans will consider letting them borrow it from time to time."
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 28, 2016 02:15 PM (77emZ)
Posted by: willow at July 28, 2016 02:15 PM (H+9qY)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 28, 2016 02:15 PM (AbgKA)
I've figured out what is wrong with all these women who are voting for democrats.
They need to get laid. By real men. The kind who don't wear douchey hats and sing like girls
---
Therein lies the problem.
The really great alpha males are usually married. So there's way less to go around.
Plus.. lots have been killed in various wars in the middle east.
They're impossible to find in some geographic regions.
So it's not that easy.
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at July 28, 2016 02:15 PM (tvyXw)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 28, 2016 02:02 PM (lKyWE)
Love Lexi Walker.
Palette cleansers for the Horde after that auditory triggering:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3RVYQYUIQY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhlyvIB3SDs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvQvRthpQas
Posted by: LizLem at July 28, 2016 02:16 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Hill Country Texan at July 28, 2016 02:16 PM (6bqyv)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 28, 2016 02:16 PM (jV8Mq)
Posted by: JROD at July 28, 2016 02:04 PM
~~~~
It's a giant sack used to hold together dreadlocks.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 28, 2016 02:16 PM (Lsu4e)
Loved the sheep 360! Made me miss my sheep so much. They are cute critters with funny little personalities. Also those scenes from the Faroe Islands were magnificent. Parts of Ireland look a lot like that.
Posted by: Brunnhilde at July 28, 2016 02:16 PM (aW5/6)
Something something cha cha cha CHAAAAA
I look to you and mumble mumble
And ate dog food shoody dooby do
America uh huh today at la la heeeerrrrrreeeee!
That is WhhhhhYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyYYYYY!
America!
Posted by: The Three Pendejos at July 28, 2016 02:16 PM (HGtd0)
Pull up Jon Voight's reading of Trump's biography and give it to your co worker. It impressed my mother who does not particularly like Trump since before his run.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 28, 2016 02:16 PM (e8nnW)
When Getty Images sent photographer Carol Highsmith a $120 settlement demand for using one of 'their' images without permission, things were about to get messy. The image in question was actually Highsmith's own work, displayed on her own website. Highsmith has now responded with a $1bn lawsuit.
http://tinyurl.com/guocbac
(Torrent Freak)
Interesting copyright infringement case where Getty Images, a media company known for using bullying tactics against anyone who it claims has infringed its copyrights, gets caught with its hand in the cookie jar. Highsmith had actually donated the image in question to the Library of Congress and made the work available to the general public for free. Getty apparently felt that was license for them to claim ownership and start sending demands for payment to anyone they found using the image.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 28, 2016 02:16 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 28, 2016 02:16 PM (Ozsfq)
Does she have a younger sister?
Posted by: Roman Polanski at July 28, 2016 02:17 PM (HJQI1)
no, but obama swallowed, many, many times. in fact, putin is such a dick in part because of obama's oral artistry.
sorry to post this low commentary.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 28, 2016 02:17 PM (WTSFk)
Little kids forced to sing obama praise.
Kids punished for criticizing obama by teachers who tell them it is against the law to criticize a president.
The fainting women at his rallies.
This crappy song...
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 28, 2016 02:17 PM (iQIUe)
Tonight's featured inspirational singer is William Hung from Berkeley, with a new song done to the tune of "She Bangs."
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 28, 2016 02:17 PM (iIzG7)
Wonder when the pivot was.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 28, 2016 02:11 PM (kdS6q)
When you haven't had a hit in over 20 years and you want to work in the music industry, you dig your hooks into whatever you think will make you relevant.
Also, when people tend to switch over to the other party, they go full bore, every issue, not just the "one" issue that made them go in the first place.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at July 28, 2016 02:18 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2016 02:18 PM (HJQI1)
In the hopes it would take them very far
Climbing each hurdle on the way to new horizons
While risking everything
No fear, no compromises
Ooo -- that's stretching for the rhyme.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 28, 2016 02:18 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 28, 2016 02:18 PM (vg8iE)
Little kids forced to sing obama praise.
Kids punished for criticizing obama by teachers who tell them it is against the law to criticize a president.
The fainting women at his rallies.
This crappy song...
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 28, 2016 02:17 PM (iQIUe)
What is it with leftists and leadership cults? We don't do that. My favorite, most extreme example: "Michelle Obama is the most beautiful woman in the world." WTF? Bizarre.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 28, 2016 02:19 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 28, 2016 02:19 PM (nhI+n)
Posted by: Jean at July 28, 2016 02:20 PM (ngn8T)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at July 28, 2016 02:00 PM (nFdGS)
It really is. It's been an exercise in galloping vagapalooza. Are they TRYING to get shut on the male vote?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 28, 2016 02:03 PM (SRKgf)
I'm getting estrogen poisoning. My f'n nips are killing me. Even the chicks on Fox are starting to get on my nerves.
Posted by: Goomba at July 28, 2016 02:20 PM (tf/6I)
Posted by: Corona at July 28, 2016 02:20 PM (ragzU)
Posted by: Jackal at July 28, 2016 02:20 PM (Lyh9/)
Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2016 02:18 PM
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Nope. Jerry Doyle. Babylon 5
Posted by: IrishEi at July 28, 2016 02:20 PM (Lsu4e)
And I will fight each day to prove
That I deserve it
If there's a thing that you hold true
I will preserve it
*leaden clunk*
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 28, 2016 02:20 PM (kdS6q)
I think she's already dusted that one off a few times during the convention.
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 28, 2016 02:20 PM (iIzG7)
It's almost as boring as Bubba droning on about how much in love he is with Hillary.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 28, 2016 02:20 PM (+lVUW)
No one laughed right out loud? No guffaws? What did they do, drug these people before the speech to make them behave?
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 28, 2016 02:21 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: dananjcon at July 28, 2016 02:21 PM (NpXoL)
Posted by: Memories at July 28, 2016 02:21 PM (mwcEF)
Does she have a younger sister?
Posted by: Roman Polanski at July 28, 2016 02:17 PM (HJQI1)
She's Mormon so my guess would be yes.But i didn't watch this video and evidently I had the wrong song anyway
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 28, 2016 02:21 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: gapoz at July 28, 2016 02:22 PM (thyJJ)
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I'm pretty sure if I saw her, my fight or flight instinct would have kicked in.
Posted by: SH at July 28, 2016 02:22 PM (gmeXX)
Wonder what they'll say if Trump manages to win.....
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 28, 2016 02:22 PM (nhI+n)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 28, 2016 02:19 PM (nhI+n)
Unfortunately, due to the 19th amendment, you and your female supporters won't shut the fuck up about it.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 28, 2016 02:22 PM (0mRoj)
1) those folks who come to church every week without fail
2) those folks who come to church every month
3) those folks who come to church on Christmas and Easter (known as Chrieasters)
4) those folks who only come for their primary sacraments (baptism, first communion, Confirmation, marriage, and funeral)
5) those who were raised as Catholics but never go any more (they have a personal relationship with God which leaves God in the past)
The abortion loving Democrats are mostly in the last two groups.
Posted by: unlawful theologian at July 28, 2016 02:22 PM (e8kgV)
http://www.reparations.me/#!about/cjg9
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?
They can go collect mine from the Mongols and the Turks. My ancestors are owed a shit-ton from them.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 28, 2016 02:22 PM (8GNw0)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!
Last minute addition?
Posted by: Daisy Cutter at July 28, 2016 02:22 PM (IgbJ1)
No one laughed right out loud? No guffaws? What did they do, drug these people before the speech to make them behave?
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 28, 2016 02:21 PM (+lVUW)
Flutter could be a heart arrhythmia. I could see that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 28, 2016 02:22 PM (3ZoRf)
The hundreds (or so it seems) celebrity videos hyping Obama or Obama policies, particularly their favorite style of each celebrity standing in front of a white background repeating the same or similar things, one after the other for minutes on end, such as "I pledge to support Barack Obama, " "I am Bradley Manning" or "Stop gun violence".
The best by far, though, was the Jack Black/Morgan Freeman clusterf@ck video in support of Obama's Iran Deal.
Can you see "useful idiots" gleefully participating in state propaganda?!?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 28, 2016 02:22 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: willow at July 28, 2016 02:22 PM (H+9qY)
And smell better.
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 28, 2016 02:23 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at July 28, 2016 02:00 PM (nFdGS)
It really is. It's been an exercise in galloping vagapalooza. Are they TRYING to get shut on the male vote?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 28, 2016 02:03 PM (SRKgf)
I'm getting estrogen poisoning. My f'n nips are killing me. Even the chicks on Fox are starting to get on my nerves.
Posted by: Goomba at July 28, 2016 02:20 PM (tf/6I)
I think I'm retaining water ...
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 28, 2016 02:23 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!
Does anyone have copy of the "lyrics" I couldn't understand most of it...
Posted by: donna at July 28, 2016 02:23 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: dagny at July 28, 2016 02:23 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2016 02:24 PM (1ZOkK)
I got to hear her live once doing all her big songs, such a sweet lovely woman.
Andrew Wyeth also died recently. Hoping he will be featured soon in the art thread in tribute. amazing painter.
Posted by: LizLem at July 28, 2016 02:24 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 28, 2016 02:24 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT
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Well, it's only a generalization. For those who live inside of a bubble (media, entertainment, politics, 'journalism'), it doesn't apply.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 28, 2016 02:24 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 28, 2016 02:24 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at July 28, 2016 02:24 PM (X+nFp)
First of my ancestors to land in the USA did so 15 years after the end of the War of Northern Aggression. I don't owe them shit.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 28, 2016 02:24 PM (s/EUv)
Posted by: Corona at July 28, 2016 02:24 PM (ragzU)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at July 28, 2016 02:00 PM (nFdGS)
It really is. It's been an exercise in galloping vagapalooza. Are they TRYING to get shut on the male vote?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 28, 2016 02:03 PM (SRKgf)
I'm getting estrogen poisoning. My f'n nips are killing me. Even the chicks on Fox are starting to get on my nerves.
Posted by: Goomba at July 28, 2016 02:20 PM (tf/6I)
I think I'm retaining water ...
Posted by: Jay Guevara
You people just don't understand me! *sobs*
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 28, 2016 02:24 PM (r1DzX)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Posted by: Chi at July 28, 2016 02:25 PM (fPqST)
By 'flutter', I think he meant arrhythmia.
Posted by: Jean at July 28, 2016 02:25 PM (ngn8T)
Posted by: Lauren at July 28, 2016 01:58 PM (lmPx4)
You mean, like all the moderate democratic party union members in Michigan who bought it when Obama came here and said he wasn't going to push gun control?
They vote for democrats because "Republicans are just mean, greedy, rich people."
And Hillary isn't a mean, greedy, rich person who has been taking boatloads of money from Wall Street.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 28, 2016 02:25 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: dagny at July 28, 2016 02:23 PM (eSQgj)
She does have her underlings urging wimminz to vote with their female bits.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 28, 2016 02:25 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Goomba at July 28, 2016 02:25 PM (tf/6I)
Fart beat, it's a love beat...
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 28, 2016 02:25 PM (s/EUv)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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As long as I get to pick which ones, I'm down with that.
Posted by: Chi at July 28, 2016 02:25 PM (fPqST)
Nope. Jason Alexander. Lupus finally got him.
Canis lupus. Bit him in the arse it did.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 28, 2016 02:25 PM (r1DzX)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2016 02:25 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 28, 2016 02:26 PM (aVYsC)
Of course it's still there.
Hell, ACORN never went away and is alive and well. Despite Congress specifically defunding it. ACORN just fragmented into smaller subgroups with changed names. Those smaller constituent organizations are still doing every one of the odious illegal things which the original ACORN did, with the same staff, and the same Rolodexes.
That's the big lesson of fighting the institutional left: it's harder to get rid of than a genetically engineered hybrid of herpes and kudzu.
And that's a big motivator and morale aid for the faithful foot soldiers of the movement. They know that they have "iron rice bowls" and that a place will always be found for them elsewhere, in some obscure think tank or government sinecure, if their particular political vehicle is blown up by enemy action.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 28, 2016 02:26 PM (noWW6)
They're already accusing men of cheating on Hillary.
See "secret Trump voters" referenced by Hillary's pollster recently (i.e. racist, "downmarket" blue collar white men).
That kind of sweet talk will get them back, honey!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 28, 2016 02:26 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2016 02:26 PM (1ZOkK)
First of my ancestors to land in the USA did so 15 years after the end of the War of Northern Aggression. I don't owe them shit.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?
Mine were here in the 1730s, owned slaves, fought under Harry and Bobby Lee, and they aren't collecting shit from us.
Posted by: Jean at July 28, 2016 02:26 PM (ngn8T)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 28, 2016 02:25 PM
*insert AtC's rant here*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 28, 2016 02:27 PM (bzd8I)
Stress palpitations.
Posted by: LizLem at July 28, 2016 02:27 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Ripley at July 28, 2016 02:27 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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As long as I get to pick which ones, I'm down with that.
Posted by: Chi
Party on Wayne!
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 28, 2016 02:27 PM (r1DzX)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 28, 2016 02:27 PM (9ym/8)
She may be singing with her vajayjay tonight, and that'll make people burn the house down.
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 28, 2016 02:27 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 28, 2016 02:27 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: LizLem at July 28, 2016 02:24 PM (hvf9s)
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Died in 2009.
And yeah, we could use a Wyeth on the art thread.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 28, 2016 02:27 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2016 02:27 PM (HJQI1)
1) those folks who come to church every week without fail
2) those folks who come to church every month
3) those folks who come to church on Christmas and Easter (known as Chrieasters)
4) those folks who only come for their primary sacraments (baptism, first communion, Confirmation, marriage, and funeral)
5) those who were raised as Catholics but never go any more (they have a personal relationship with God which leaves God in the past)
The abortion loving Democrats are mostly in the last two groups.
Posted by: unlawful theologian at July 28, 2016 02:22 PM (e8kgV)
And in a shocking twist, those are the two groups that usually express in memes and bumperstickers their understandings of Jesus.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at July 28, 2016 02:27 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 28, 2016 02:28 PM (0mRoj)
Sometimes I get them menstrual cramps real bad!
Posted by: Lizzy
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Always a good day when you get to work in a Raising Arizona quote.
Posted by: Chi at July 28, 2016 02:28 PM (fPqST)
I wonder if Black Eyed Peas will do a Hillary song based on her speech the way they did Obama's.
All they'd have to do is pick which note to use.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Bingo at July 28, 2016 02:28 PM (pC96u)
Another flag burner set his dress on fire last night outside the DNC.
Yes, "his" dress.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 28, 2016 02:27 PM (9ym/
Did his man bun *tragically* catch fire?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2016 02:28 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: willow at July 28, 2016 02:28 PM (H+9qY)
Are we positive that was a "he"?
After viewing the 2nd video, I'm not so sure.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 28, 2016 02:28 PM (s/EUv)
Posted by: ace at July 28, 2016 02:07 PM (dciA+)
Quit with the hating on yourself. We'll do that for you.
Thanks for not banning me back when. Oh, and the offer of the one-eyed cat still holds.
Posted by: creeper at July 28, 2016 02:28 PM (Nhjs9)
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 28, 2016 02:28 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at July 28, 2016 02:00 PM (nFdGS)
It really is. It's been an exercise in galloping vagapalooza. Are they TRYING to get shut on the male vote?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 28, 2016 02:03 PM (SRKgf)
I'm getting estrogen poisoning. My f'n nips are killing me. Even the chicks on Fox are starting to get on my nerves.
Posted by: Goomba at July 28, 2016 02:20 PM (tf/6I)
I think I'm retaining water ...
Posted by: Jay Guevara
You people just don't understand me! *sobs*
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 28, 2016 02:24 PM (r1DzX)
Only one thing for us to do - let's go shopping for shoes!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 28, 2016 02:28 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Him at July 28, 2016 02:28 PM (5w/At)
Who are those people?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 28, 2016 01:58 PM (9ym/
I don't know. I only got through 40 seconds of it.
I was afraid I might do a Jimi Hendrix if I listened any longer.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 28, 2016 02:29 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Lizzy
I saw the Minstrel Cramps open for Queen at Wimbly Stadium in '86.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 28, 2016 02:29 PM (r1DzX)
THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY
Abominations All The Way Down
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 28, 2016 02:29 PM (9krrF)
Sung in the key of FU
Posted by: Him at July 28, 2016 02:28 PM (5w/At)
Possible thread winner.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2016 02:30 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 28, 2016 02:30 PM (lKyWE)
Cops are suing Marilyn Mosby. Hope they win. She had neither the law or the facts on her side. Pure political opportunism.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 28, 2016 02:30 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Roland [OMITTED] at July 28, 2016 02:31 PM (QM5S2)
Posted by: mrp at July 28, 2016 02:31 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 28, 2016 02:30 PM (iQIUe)
Good.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2016 02:31 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Soona at July 28, 2016 02:00 PM (Fmupd)
So this is Hillary giving another giant "fu**k you" to the Bernie supporters?
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 28, 2016 02:31 PM (+lVUW)
Making a point, are we?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 28, 2016 02:31 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Bruce at July 28, 2016 02:32 PM (8ikIW)
Could have been gas
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 28, 2016 02:30 PM (lKyWE)
Heartburn.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 28, 2016 02:32 PM (SRKgf)
Making a point, are we?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 28, 2016 02:31 PM (SRKgf)
I'm sorry. Really, I am.
Posted by: 19th Amendment at July 28, 2016 02:32 PM (0mRoj)
They wanted to sing the song of their people: The Slackjaw Lackwit tribe.
Posted by: Roland [OMITTED] at July 28, 2016 02:31 PM (QM5S2)
Didn't they participate in the great prairie crab roundup with Liawatha's people?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2016 02:32 PM (1ZOkK)
Only large amounts of cash will remove this crushing weight of envictimism.
Posted by: jwest at July 28, 2016 02:32 PM (Zs4uk)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/h6s3zvc
Bounty on Trumps tax returns.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 28, 2016 02:32 PM (aVYsC)
Posted by: willow at July 28, 2016 02:33 PM (H+9qY)
In there efforts to get away... Ever seen pictures of Hill in Her Youth?
[[[shudder]]]
Posted by: donna at July 28, 2016 02:33 PM (O2RFr)
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The pods are off-stage, in front of the flags.
Posted by: mrp at July 28, 2016 02:33 PM (JBggj)
This is not the DNC, this is the BLM/NOW Convention
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 28, 2016 02:34 PM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2016 02:34 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: RGallegos at July 28, 2016 02:34 PM (DsNEV)
It's inhuman, just like their cult followers and creepy candidate.
Posted by: Him at July 28, 2016 02:34 PM (5w/At)
Posted by: Debbie Whazername-Schlitz at July 28, 2016 02:34 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 28, 2016 02:34 PM (gUoN4)
Posted by: Jeffrey Pelt at July 28, 2016 02:34 PM (K254S)
I can't. Mr. Pettypaws has tummy trouble and vomits everywhere, which only causes Seargeant Catnip and Chairman Meow to fight and keep him off the kitty condo. I won't even go into what Big Leroy and Knicknack and Nick-nack do when I'm gone past 7pm...those three are insatiable!
Just swing by the grocery store and pick me up a few things, please? Peanut butter, bananas, and cucumbers. The biggest cucumbers they have.
Posted by: reason at July 28, 2016 02:35 PM (nKoz8)
She's evidently not worried.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 28, 2016 02:35 PM (T/5A0)
The young people will just eat this shit up.......NOT! Posted by: Soona at July 28, 2016 02:00 PM (Fmupd)
I'm sure Obama's Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers comparison will really connect with millenials
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 28, 2016 02:35 PM (lKyWE)
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They wanted to sing the song of their people: The Slackjaw Lackwit tribe.
Posted by: Roland [OMITTED] at July 28, 2016 02:31 PM (QM5S2)
Didn't they participate in the great prairie crab roundup with Liawatha's people?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2016 02:32 PM (1ZOkK)
**** {copies this exchange to show the next person who asks me why I hang out here}
Posted by: creeper at July 28, 2016 02:36 PM (Nhjs9)
Posted by: Parker at July 28, 2016 02:36 PM (RnmJV)
Posted by: JCL at July 28, 2016 02:36 PM (ba6SM)
Posted by: Him at July 28, 2016 02:37 PM (5w/At)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2016 02:34 PM (1ZOkK)
I take it back; there are some guys. The version I saw earlier didn't have them.
http://www.politicspa.com/the-complete-dnc-schedule/77205/
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 28, 2016 02:37 PM (SRKgf)
Or Trump singing Diamonds are a Girls Best Friend.
Posted by: starboardhelm at July 28, 2016 02:37 PM (hOtJL)
There is no testosterone OR estrogen there. The whole event is completely sexless.
It's inhuman, just like their cult followers and creepy candidate.
Posted by: Him at July 28, 2016 02:34 PM (5w/At)
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Bingo (may God bless him).
No better way to make sex disappear than to institutionalize it, and that's what dreary old communism does.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Bingo at July 28, 2016 02:38 PM (pC96u)
Brings back memories of obamas first Inaugural ball when Mooch had the white dress on that looked like wads of toilet paper and they danced to "At last" and Steffie Stepanopolis cried....
Posted by: donna at July 28, 2016 02:38 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 28, 2016 02:38 PM (lKyWE)
I think she's already dusted that one off a few times during the convention. Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT
#dustyvigina2016
Posted by: Daisy Cutter at July 28, 2016 02:39 PM (IgbJ1)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 28, 2016 02:40 PM (sqS2V)
Posted by: adc at July 28, 2016 02:40 PM (Rv8vW)
I found the affirmation of his political instincts to be a source of pride.
"Let's not be suckers, we'll marry extortions together.
I've got some emails right here in my bag.
So you'll pay all of my campaign debts an I'll buy your Wall Street lies,
And we'll walk off and sell out America."
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 28, 2016 02:40 PM (TnUKj)
Posted by: Huma Abdomen ( spouse of the pervert ) at July 28, 2016 02:41 PM (/542q)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 28, 2016 02:41 PM (SRKgf)
BLM is already scheduling a do-over protest in Dallas tomorrow, because the last one got overshadowed by actual tragedy.
When it comes to decency, Progressives are tone-deaf.
Posted by: reason at July 28, 2016 02:41 PM (nKoz8)
This kind of mixed messaging is on par with Planned Parenthood's annual Mother's Day fundraisers touting their fine work as abortionists.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 28, 2016 02:41 PM (NOIQH)
I picked up Boardwalk Empire from the Library the first 3 seasons. Is that any good?
Or should I go PS3 Red Dead Revolver?
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 28, 2016 02:41 PM (Q9ugn)
I still prefer the version in Team America: World Police.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 28, 2016 02:42 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 28, 2016 02:42 PM (9ym/8)
Fourteen.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2016 02:42 PM (1ZOkK)
Gretchen is quite fetchin'.
Posted by: rhyming reviews at July 28, 2016 02:42 PM (2WoCi)
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I think they might be writing off the male vote. Perhaps they're strategy is to concede white males to Trump, and go after woman and colored people.
And no. I didn't write people of color. The words are the same, just in a different order.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 28, 2016 02:42 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Jeffrey Pelt at July 28, 2016 02:43 PM (K254S)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 28, 2016 02:41 PM (NOIQH)
Like the speaker earlier this week who ranted about how all lives matter, and then segued into a pro-abortion bit.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 28, 2016 02:43 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: @votermom's phone at July 28, 2016 02:02 PM
All the estrogen
West Philadelphia
Berkshire Mountains
Delaware River
Take me home
Cvnt'ry roads ...
Posted by: Lena at July 28, 2016 02:43 PM (rbMr9)
Posted by: chelsea danger at July 28, 2016 02:43 PM (t8Ihb)
Posted by: National Association of People of Color at July 28, 2016 02:43 PM (/542q)
Not the political party and candidate praising baby killing to a melody.
Posted by: Maritime at July 28, 2016 02:44 PM (vsr+C)
Posted by: Jackal at July 28, 2016 02:20 PM (Lyh9/)<<<
I certainly wasn't disparaging O'Hare, but was referring to Doyle remarking about the bizarre behavior exhibited by him on and off the set on his radio show. O'Hare kept his schizophrenia a secret from everyone aside from JMS, so Doyle had no clue; he just thought he was kinda bonkers. None of the other B5 actors would corroborate what Doyle described, so many people crapped on him and accused him of lying.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 28, 2016 02:44 PM (jV8Mq)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at July 28, 2016 02:44 PM (1JnAL)
In a medley with Rock the Casbah
Can we get Melania to sing Touch Myself from Divinysis?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: reason at July 28, 2016 02:44 PM (nKoz8)
Fourteen.
Adding to the parade of victims.... Not that He died for His Country but I'm sure Islamophobia will be in there somewhere...
Posted by: donna at July 28, 2016 02:44 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Roger Ails at July 28, 2016 02:44 PM (s/EUv)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 28, 2016 02:44 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: washrivergal at July 28, 2016 02:45 PM (CFc5L)
Logic. Cause-and-Effect.
Not present in the Democrat plank.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 28, 2016 02:45 PM (9ym/8)
I'm going to ask this, Iforgot. Perhaps somebody else already has, but I didn't get the memo. Who is Bingo (You're not talking about the dog in the B-i-N-G-O song are you?) or all the other names you keep mentioning at the end of your posts?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2016 02:45 PM (HXQyP)
Fourteen.
And how many Muslims have died attacking
Must be more than fourteen.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 28, 2016 02:46 PM (SRKgf)
I think that lady was singing the words from here note card backwards. That was effing terrible. The Dems have all the lefty artists in their camp, they couldn't come up with something better than that.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 28, 2016 02:46 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 28, 2016 02:46 PM (/HC6x)
Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2016 02:46 PM (HJQI1)
You know: Marrying Bill. Managing the Bimbo squad. Being born with 2 X Chromosomes. Being seen as corrupt during the Watergate investigation. Helping another rapist besides her husband escape justice.
Posted by: buzzion at July 28, 2016 02:47 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: President Vagina at July 28, 2016 02:47 PM (nhI+n)
So, a muslim Cindy Sheehan, if you will.
I was wondering when they would get around to having a muslim on stage.
Recall how many times Obama has lectured us that American muslims are the most patriotic citizens, and were integral to our nations founding.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 28, 2016 02:47 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2016 02:45 PM (HXQyP)
He lost a bet.
Iforgot, I thought you were limiting the bet to your nic?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 28, 2016 02:47 PM (3ZoRf)
right on
Posted by: concrete girl at July 28, 2016 02:47 PM (7RsLQ)
Posted by: Doug at July 28, 2016 02:47 PM (tQC7z)
I see in the lineup the father of one of the 14 American Muslims who've died serving their country since 9/11 is speaking.
Fourteen.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2016 02:42 PM (1ZOkK)
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I guess it's not the father of that muslim Army guy who fragged his buddies in Kuwait. Or hell, maybe it is.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Bingo at July 28, 2016 02:48 PM (pC96u)
In New York
Concrete jungle where dreams are made of
There's nothing you can't do
Now you're in New York
These streets will make you feel brand new
Big lights will inspire you
Let's hear it for New York, New York, New York
Welcome to the bright light
Posted by: Roger Ails at July 28, 2016 02:48 PM (s/EUv)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 28, 2016 02:48 PM (fqEd+)
I see in the lineup the father of one of the 14 American Muslims who've died serving their country since 9/11 is speaking. Fourteen.
In fairness i think there are only 17 in the armed forces
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 28, 2016 02:48 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2016 02:46 PM (HJQI1)
Did you see that "girl" with the mustache and beard the other day during the roll call vote? My wife lost her shit when she saw that.
Posted by: jwest at July 28, 2016 02:48 PM (Zs4uk)
Just like all the peaceful Muslims out there raging over terror attacks and tarring them in the process.
Oh, wait.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 28, 2016 02:48 PM (9ym/8)
Too bad Bowe Bergdhal's dad wasn't on the stage.
Posted by: Maritime at July 28, 2016 02:48 PM (vsr+C)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at July 28, 2016 02:00 PM (nFdGS)
It really is. It's been an exercise in galloping vagapalooza. Are they TRYING to get shut on the male vote?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 28, 2016 02:03 PM (SRKgf)
I'm getting estrogen poisoning. My f'n nips are killing me. Even the chicks on Fox are starting to get on my nerves.
Posted by: Goomba at July 28, 2016 02:20 PM (tf/6I)
I think I'm retaining water ...
Posted by: Jay Guevara
You people just don't understand me! *sobs*
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 28, 2016 02:24 PM (r1DzX)
Only one thing for us to do - let's go shopping for shoes!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 28, 2016 02:28 PM (SRKgf)
I caaaan't I have The Curse!!!! *weeps*
Posted by: Goomba at July 28, 2016 02:48 PM (tf/6I)
Posted by: dagny at July 28, 2016 02:23 PM (eSQgj)
____________________
So,, how you doin?
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 28, 2016 02:48 PM (HSmrB)
Iforgot, I thought you were limiting the bet to your nic?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 28, 2016 02:47 PM (3ZoRf)
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I am, but I couldn't resist since I happened to be saying "Bingo" for realz.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Bingo at July 28, 2016 02:49 PM (pC96u)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 28, 2016 02:49 PM (/HC6x)
Or Bowie Bergdahl's dad?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 28, 2016 02:49 PM (NOIQH)
Hello.... Gays...
Posted by: donna at July 28, 2016 02:49 PM (O2RFr)
I see in the lineup the father of one of the 14 American Muslims who've died serving their country since 9/11 is speaking. Fourteen.
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Credit where it's due! It was fifteen before Abu Nidal Hasan.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Bingo at July 28, 2016 02:50 PM (pC96u)
Posted by: josephistan at July 28, 2016 02:50 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: starboardhelm at July 28, 2016 02:37 PM (hOtJL)
I imagine that's in his wheelhouse.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 28, 2016 02:50 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2016 02:51 PM (HXQyP)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 28, 2016 02:49 PM (/HC6x)
Wouldn't be surprised if it was dependent on the sex of the baby.
Posted by: buzzion at July 28, 2016 02:51 PM (z/Ubi)
Must have come off of Hillary a bathroom server What a hack job that was
Posted by: willow at July 28, 2016 02:51 PM (H+9qY)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 28, 2016 02:51 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Bruce at July 28, 2016 02:52 PM (8ikIW)
I hope you're name is accurate...
What's better. Pouring a 2500 sqft slab in sections with troweled expansion joints or pouring it all at once and saw cutting the joints afterwards?
Posted by: jwest at July 28, 2016 02:52 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 28, 2016 02:52 PM (SRKgf)
Yea!!!!
Posted by: Bruce at July 28, 2016 02:52 PM (8ikIW)
Diversity!!
Posted by: Goomba at July 28, 2016 02:52 PM (tf/6I)
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at July 28, 2016 02:52 PM (sFf2E)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 28, 2016 02:53 PM (sqS2V)
Posted by: dananjcon at July 28, 2016 02:53 PM (NpXoL)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 28, 2016 02:53 PM (HYbtj)
On Hostess cakes
For trannies placed in chains
And purple-turbaned terrorists
On carbon-neutral planes!
OhMerika, Amerikka
(Pfft, screw it)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 28, 2016 02:53 PM (oAY8z)
A lonely nation turns its eyes to you.
Posted by: josephistan at July 28, 2016 02:53 PM (7HtZB)
Considering how muzzies in the wilds of Afghanistan think women can get pregnant (hint: not the vajayjay), I'd imagine they're grief-stricken every time a woman takes a poop.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2016 02:53 PM (1ZOkK)
Five of the six officers charged for the death of Gray are suing Mosby, as well as Maj. Samuel Cogen of the Baltimore Sheriff's Office, in civil court for a gamut of causes.
In several lawsuits filed earlier this year, Officers William Porter, Edward Nero, Garrett Miller, Lt. Brian Rice, and Sgt. Alicia White alleged defamation, false arrest, false imprisonment, and violation of constitutional rights, among others.
The complaint filed by Porter and White stated that Mosby "made statements for purposes of quelling the riots rather than prosecuting police officers who had committed a crime," and that Mosby "exceeded her authority" and "brought charges with a depraved heart against police officers that were wholly unsupported by evidence and probably cause."
.. maybe not the depraved heart thing
Posted by: unlawful prognosticator at July 28, 2016 02:53 PM (e8kgV)
Life is So Grand!
Posted by: The_Invisible_Hand at July 28, 2016 02:54 PM (iYxmo)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 28, 2016 02:28 PM (SRKgf)
I hate shoes. I hate shopping for them and I don't like shopping much at all really. I have two pairs of shoes-one black, one brown, a pair of sneakers and a pair of boots for the winter. which probably isn't all that many more than men have :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2016 02:54 PM (HXQyP)
I seem to recall this as a reference to the Banana Splits, an old Saturday morning kids' show. The costumed characters were Bingo, Fleagle, Drooper, and Snorky, IIRC.
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 28, 2016 02:54 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: willow at July 28, 2016 02:55 PM (H+9qY)
Same with same-sex marriage. They are totes in favor of gays getting married and not having kids.
These parts of the DNC platform will help them to facilitate the eventual takeover--by sheer demographic force--of the Republic.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 28, 2016 02:55 PM (Qn616)
Posted by: donna at July 28, 2016 02:55 PM (O2RFr)
Haters.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 28, 2016 02:55 PM (/HC6x)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 28, 2016 02:56 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: josephistan at July 28, 2016 02:56 PM (7HtZB)
Judicial watch now has documented evidence that Lpois Learner committed illegal targetting of conservatives by the IRS and also committed perjury AND get this:
THE FBI KNEW IT and the DOJ failed to take action.
http://tinyurl.com/hw6y8g3
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 28, 2016 02:56 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 28, 2016 02:56 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: dananjcon at July 28, 2016 02:57 PM (NpXoL)
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 28, 2016 02:48 PM (HSmrB)
________
*withering stinkeye*
Posted by: Huma Abiden at July 28, 2016 02:57 PM (nKoz8)
4 banana, 3 banana, 2 banana, 1,
All bananas playing in the bright, warm sun.
Flipping like a pancake, dropping like a cork,
Fleagle, Bingo, Drooper and Snork.
Tra-la-la, Tra-la-la-la.
Tra-la-la, La-la-la-la. (sounds like "Buffalo Soldier")
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 28, 2016 02:57 PM (HYbtj)
Must be younger than I am because those characters aren't inning a bell at all. :^)
I recall Daffy Duck, Bugs Bunny, Deputy Dawg and... you'd be shot for mentioning this now......Speedy Gonzalez
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2016 02:57 PM (HXQyP)
Well she does make moron towers rise.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 28, 2016 02:57 PM (aVYsC)
Posted by: Chicago Vota at July 28, 2016 02:57 PM (OC/e1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2016 02:57 PM (HXQyP)
Is the lady holding a lyrics cheat sheet?
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 28, 2016 02:00 PM (nhI+n)
Nah. That's her lunch order from Subway.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 28, 2016 02:57 PM (Ahy/3)
Maybe they can "dig" up Hillary's e-mails...
Posted by: donna at July 28, 2016 02:57 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: zombie
I have been doing a lot of this lately. I'm still on FB for various reasons. Some of my friends that I had always admired for their intelligence and humor have been posting some pretty insulting and nasty stuff about anyone who votes Trump. I have unfollowed them and have absolutely no desire to ever communicate with them again. We live in separate worlds and I can not tolerate theirs.
The masks have all fallen off.
Posted by: Cheri at July 28, 2016 02:58 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Gman at July 28, 2016 01:56 PM (VXoTW)
Thank you for your sacrifice.
Posted by: m at July 28, 2016 02:58 PM (/7Lfc)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 28, 2016 02:58 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: Attorney General Eric Holder at July 28, 2016 02:58 PM (nhI+n)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 28, 2016 02:58 PM (HYbtj)
I'm not sure why anyone would care one way or another about this. Most would say that it's decent (even if it is only Architecture) and the rest just wouldn't care.
Am I missing something, here?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 28, 2016 02:59 PM (zc3Db)
How about Joe Jitsu, Heap O'Calorie, Hemlock Holmes, and Go-Go Gomez?
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 28, 2016 02:59 PM (iIzG7)
"How do you solve your problems with urea?"
"Seventy-Six Politburo in the big parade"
You know, the catchy stuff.
Posted by: Chicago Vota at July 28, 2016 02:59 PM (OC/e1)
What a bizarre, mushy, nursery school vision of America. I think my nads shriveled a little listening to that.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 28, 2016 02:59 PM (39g3+)
There wasn't any heart in it, they were just going through the motions enough to say that they did it.
Her In-Evitable Nefariousness is not pleased...
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Salute the DNC with Bang a Gong, Gotterdammerung! at July 28, 2016 02:59 PM (hLRSq)
We just want to give her the CHOICE to be a ghoulish murdering harpie.
Posted by: Cece Richards at July 28, 2016 03:00 PM (nKoz8)
Ace take a look at this flaming skull material:
Judicial
watch now has documented evidence that Lpois Learner committed illegal
targetting of conservatives by the IRS and also committed perjury AND
get this:
THE FBI KNEW IT and the DOJ failed to take action.
http://tinyurl.com/hw6y8g3
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 28, 2016 02:56 PM (mpXpK)
Most corrupt administration ever. Just imagine President Hell Beast.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2016 03:00 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at July 28, 2016 03:00 PM (RD7QR)
The worst offender on My FB is My ex daughter-in-law.... Liberal with a capital L... I can't un friend Her because She posts pictures and stuff of My Grand sons....
Posted by: donna at July 28, 2016 03:00 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Jackal at July 28, 2016 03:00 PM (Lyh9/)
Never experienced that. That's.......something.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 28, 2016 03:01 PM (9ym/8)
I'm not sure why anyone would care one way or another about this. Most would say that it's decent (even if it is only Architecture) and the rest just wouldn't care.
Am I missing something, here?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 28, 2016 02:59 PM (zc3Db)
You just don't get it!
Posted by: Wimens studys mayja at July 28, 2016 03:01 PM (tf/6I)
Now he's all excited about Katy Perry!
*beats head on desk*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2016 03:01 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 28, 2016 03:01 PM (9ym/8)
You know I've always wanted to pretend to be an architect.
Posted by: George Costanza at July 28, 2016 03:01 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at July 28, 2016 03:00 PM (RD7QR)
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Wasn't one of them married to somebody? Like Goldie Hawn maybe?
Posted by: grammie winger at July 28, 2016 03:01 PM (dFi94)
Am I missing something, here?
Their just running with the "liar" aspect.....
Posted by: donna at July 28, 2016 03:01 PM (O2RFr)
They need to diminish the woman, she makes Hillary look frumpy and unaccomplished. Then again, so does the bag lady pushing the shopping cart by
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 28, 2016 03:02 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2016 03:02 PM (HXQyP)
Posted by: Shep Smith at July 28, 2016 03:02 PM (nhI+n)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 28, 2016 03:02 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 28, 2016 03:02 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: josephistan at July 28, 2016 03:03 PM (7HtZB)
Along with this they are mentioning Her "plagiarism"
Posted by: donna at July 28, 2016 03:03 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: donna at July 28, 2016 03:01 PM (O2RFr)
I definitely missed that, then. Did she claim she had a Ph.D. in Math or something?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 28, 2016 03:03 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: willow at July 28, 2016 03:03 PM (H+9qY)
Ugh I'm embarrassed. Further proof to not believe anything you read on FB.
Posted by: LizLem at July 28, 2016 03:04 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Cheri at July 28, 2016 03:04 PM (oiNtH)
Chelsea close-up.
That's Webb's girl. I'd bet the farm on it.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 28, 2016 03:02 PM (9ym/
She actually resembles a farm animal. Or a circus clown. All the plastic surgery, chin implant, in the world.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2016 03:04 PM (1ZOkK)
And no doubt ALL of this was under orders from Obama. Nixon was a babe in the woods compared to Obama.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 28, 2016 03:04 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 28, 2016 03:04 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 28, 2016 03:04 PM (vcmvl)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 28, 2016 03:04 PM (oAY8z)
One banana, two banana, three banana, four!
Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more!
Over hill and highway the banana buggies go,
Coming on to bring you the Banana Splits show!!!
Making up a mess of fun,
Making up a mess of fun!!
Lots of fun for everyone!!!!
TRA LA LA,
LA LA LA LA,
TRA LA LA,
LA LA LA LA,
TRA LA LA,
LA LA LA LA,
TRA LA LA,
LA LA LA LA!
Four banana, three banana, two bananas, one!
All bananas playing in the bright warm sun!!
Flipping like a pancake, popping like a cork,
Fleagle, Bingo, Drooper and, Snork!!!
Making up a mess of fun,
Making up a mess of fun!
Lots of fun for everyone!!!
TRA LA LA,
LA LA LA LA,
TRA LA LA,
LA LA LA LA,
TRA LA LA,
LA LA LA LA,
TRA LA LA,
LA LA LA LA!
Two Banana, four banana, one banana, three!!
Swinging like a bunch of monkeys hanging from a tree!!
Hey there everybody won't you come along and see-
How much like Banana Splits everyone can be!!!
Making up a mess of fun,
Making up a mess of fun!!
Lots of fun for everyone!!!
TRA LA LA,
LA LA LA LA,
TRA LA LA,
LA LA LA LA,
TRA LA LA,
LA LA LA LA,
TRA LA LA,
LA LA LA LA!
TRA LA LA,
LA LA LA LA,
TRA LA LA,
LA LA LA LA,
TRA LA LA,
LA LA LA LA,
TRA LA LA,
LA LA LA LA!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 28, 2016 03:04 PM (OSQi+)
My favorite was always Doctor Shrinker.
Posted by: Chi at July 28, 2016 03:04 PM (I5KMJ)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, Vt at July 28, 2016 03:04 PM (NuElX)
There's two kinds of concrete:
That which has already cracked
That which is going to crack
I've never seen the post facto cut done. I'd think it would be more esthetically pleasing to let the finishers round out the corners of the areas where they plan for the slab to crack.
Posted by: free range pretty much conservative at July 28, 2016 03:05 PM (ZnIt3)
I guess She claimed to have a degree in Architecture that She doesn't have... Don't know much about it...
Posted by: donna at July 28, 2016 03:05 PM (O2RFr)
Flu? Food poisoning?
I got some Taco Bell a couple weeks ago that made me do unnatural things, so, I get it.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 28, 2016 03:05 PM (9ym/8)
She's not going to swing the election, but I think she hurts more than helps.
Put his kids front and center if he feels he needs that, but put mail order bride #3 away and ditch the First Lady talk
Posted by: Maritime at July 28, 2016 03:05 PM (vsr+C)
Speaking of which, where the heck was Springsteen?
Posted by: wth at July 28, 2016 03:05 PM (HgMAr)
We failed him yet again.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 28, 2016 03:05 PM (nhI+n)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2016 03:05 PM (1ZOkK)
355 Baltimore State's Attorney Marilyn Mosby may have dropped criminal charges against the remaining officers in the Freddie Gray trial, but she remains entrenched in a legal battle in civil court.
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I hope they bankrupt Baltimore then use their settlements to move to Texas.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Bingo at July 28, 2016 03:05 PM (pC96u)
I recognized Raul Esparza from being a guest star on the many incarnations of 'Law&Order' - I think he has actually been a cast member of 'Law&Order: SVU' (don't watch that anymore). I did not know he sang and he was the only one onstage who knew the song and had a clue.
Huey was entertaining someone in his own mind and was not present in mind or spirit. And his disconnect included not singing the song in the same key as Raul (singing in the same key is for chumps!). La looked as though she was dragged up on the stage at the last minute, but wisely decided to try and follow Raul's cues since she realized Huey was.......Huey.
This was very much a last-minute "Hey, let's get some semi-famous Latinos up on stage because......diversity!!! We haz it!" Song written by Gloria Estefan, but guess who wasn't there to admit it or sing it.
Posted by: dwagyak at July 28, 2016 03:06 PM (qnez9)
Well I see the media has "dug" up the lie that Melania Trump got an Architecture degree...
She's raised a few monuments in her day
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 28, 2016 03:06 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: willow at July 28, 2016 03:06 PM (H+9qY)
Judicial watch now has documented evidence that Lpois Learner committed illegal targetting of conservatives by the IRS and also committed perjury AND get this:
THE FBI KNEW IT and the DOJ failed to take action.
http://tinyurl.com/hw6y8g3
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 28, 2016 02:56 PM (mpXpK
Speaking of awesome memes this Blog has used in the past.
I vote to bring back the EWOK memes from the 2008 election period. I was able to lure more lefties to this site using those classics to wage war on the groupthink.
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 28, 2016 03:06 PM (Q9ugn)
Posted by: donna at July 28, 2016 03:05 PM (O2RFr)
Well, Mooch claims to be a lawyer.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2016 03:07 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Daisy Cutter at July 28, 2016 03:07 PM (IgbJ1)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 28, 2016 03:07 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: willow at July 28, 2016 03:06 PM (H+9qY)
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Are you pregnant, willow ?
Posted by: grammie winger at July 28, 2016 03:07 PM (dFi94)
In exchange for having to keep her on, I would troll the everloving SHIT out of her.
Daily Hillary memes.
Posted by: reason at July 28, 2016 03:07 PM (nKoz8)
Posted by: donna at July 28, 2016 03:05 PM (O2RFr)
Oh. My mistake. I didn't see "the lie" part in the post.
Meh.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 28, 2016 03:07 PM (zc3Db)
Also excellent in French Connection.
Posted by: Roland [OMITTED] at July 28, 2016 03:07 PM (QM5S2)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 28, 2016 03:08 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: willow at July 28, 2016 03:08 PM (H+9qY)
We failed him yet again.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 28, 2016 03:05 PM (nhI+n)
.............
Just wait until tonight when The World's Worst Ex-Wife starts screeching at us.
Posted by: wth at July 28, 2016 03:08 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: IrishEi at July 28, 2016 03:08 PM (Lsu4e)
Brings back memories of obamas first Inaugural ball when Mooch had the white dress on that looked like wads of toilet paper and they danced to "At last" and Steffie Stepanopolis cried....
Posted by: donna at July 28, 2016 02:38 PM (O2RFr)
Life is like a song...they just didn't tell us that it is the abomination of a song at the top of the post.
Posted by: LizLem at July 28, 2016 03:08 PM (hvf9s)
She's not going to swing the election, but I think she hurts more than helps.
Put his kids front and center if he feels he needs that, but put mail order bride #3 away and ditch the First Lady talk
Posted by: Maritime at July 28, 2016 03:05 PM (vsr+C)
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Says you. I think she's a pleasantly stark contrast with both Bubba and the wookie. If anything she has infinitely more class and poise than all the dem women combined.
Posted by: Soona at July 28, 2016 03:08 PM (Fmupd)
The Rocketeer is ready to blast off once again. Walt Disney Studios is developing a reboot of the 1991 action adventure movie, hiring Max Winkler and Matt Spicer to pen the script for the project, which is being titled The Rocketeers.
The project, in the early development stages, is being looked at as a sequel-reboot and in a modern-day twist, will be headlined by a black female character.
"So, we looked at the Girl Ghostbusters movie, and thought to ourselves, what would suck even more?"
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 28, 2016 03:09 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: willow at July 28, 2016 03:09 PM (H+9qY)
There's two kinds of concrete:
That which has already cracked
That which is going to crack "
I'm no concrete guy but why would you want a variety of "pads?" You're just allowing winnowing and separation.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 28, 2016 03:09 PM (9ym/8)
Just wait until tonight when The World's Worst Ex-Wife starts screeching at us.
Posted by: wth at July 28, 2016 03:08 PM (HgMAr)
I didn't watch anything last night, and I won't tonight. But I may come here to read the reviews.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2016 03:09 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: red speck at July 28, 2016 03:09 PM (RcEOo)
Posted by: wth at July 28, 2016 03:08 PM (HgMAr)
I didn't watch anything last night, and I won't tonight. But I may come here to read the reviews.
Me too...
Posted by: donna at July 28, 2016 03:09 PM (O2RFr)
In exchange for having to keep her on, I would troll the everloving SHIT out of her.
Daily Hillary memes.
Posted by: reason
If FB wanted to make even more money, they should allow you to make "anonymous" posts for a fee.
Some of the shit I see on my wife's FB page from her liberal friends would be fun to shoot spitballs at
Posted by: Maritime at July 28, 2016 03:10 PM (vsr+C)
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/selection-du-weekend-202-26.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 28, 2016 03:10 PM (1kFWI)
Posted by: willow at July 28, 2016 03:10 PM (H+9qY)
She's not going to swing the election, but I think she hurts more than helps.
Put his kids front and center if he feels he needs that, but put mail order bride #3 away and ditch the First Lady talk
Posted by: Maritime at July 28, 2016 03:05 PM (vsr+C
I disagree. Women tend to be attracted to men with very attractive wives and girlfriends.
The younger ladies love her.
She speaks five languages not including her excellent French and Greek.
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 28, 2016 03:10 PM (Q9ugn)
...
yeah he played the assistant DA for a couple of years--maybe he still does. I had no idea he was a singer.
Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 28, 2016 03:10 PM (ozZau)
...........
She didn't build those orbs.
Posted by: wth at July 28, 2016 03:10 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: willow at July 28, 2016 03:11 PM (H+9qY)
I could make joke, but, I think she was telling us while she can't eat pizza anymore.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 28, 2016 03:11 PM (9ym/8)
She's had a lot of high end Korean work done on her face, too.
Just wait until Hillary wins and every girl in public school is forced to sing hymns to her
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 28, 2016 03:11 PM (39g3+)
I'm not sure why anyone would care one way or another about this. Most would say that it's decent (even if it is only Architecture) and the rest just wouldn't care.
Am I missing something, here?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 28, 2016 02:59 PM (zc3Db
Because we would have a liar for a First Lady!
Trump went home with a model
Like he always do
How was he to know
She was with the Russians too?
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Salute the DNC with Bang a Gong, Gotterdammerung! at July 28, 2016 03:12 PM (hLRSq)
..............
I had no idea he was a singer.
..............
Judging from that video, he's not.
Posted by: wth at July 28, 2016 03:12 PM (HgMAr)
...
yeah he played the assistant DA for a couple of years--maybe he still does. I had no idea he was a singer.
Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 28, 2016 03:10 PM (ozZau)
The jury's still out on that
Posted by: josephistan at July 28, 2016 03:12 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Kulak X at July 28, 2016 03:13 PM (6Xt66)
Posted by: willow at July 28, 2016 03:06 PM (H+9qY
Congratulations!
And.Congratulations on your good news not getting willowed
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 28, 2016 03:13 PM (Q9ugn)
Posted by: willow at July 28, 2016 03:11 PM (H+9qY)
Didn't you read the article where the American Heart Association said that second-hand pot smoke is worse than second-hand cigarette smoke - which means that 3,443,876,654 people in America die every year from second-hand pot smoke.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 28, 2016 03:13 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: willow at July 28, 2016 03:13 PM (H+9qY)
Posted by: mrp at July 28, 2016 03:13 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Soona
I agree she's WAY better than the Dem specimens (not saying much) but I think Trump's biggest obstacle will be female voters, and most women don't like the idea of a 70 year old guy with a much younger super model. They start assessing themselves.
The optics are bad
Posted by: Maritime at July 28, 2016 03:13 PM (vsr+C)
That I deserve it
If there's a thing that you hold true
I will preserve it
*leaden clunk*
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 28, 2016 02:20 PM (kdS6q)
If it's my teen stepdaughter
I will lurve it.
Posted by: Woody Allen at July 28, 2016 03:13 PM (nFdGS)
This left me very confused.
Posted by: Roland [OMITTED] at July 28, 2016 03:13 PM (QM5S2)
The dress she wore sold out in minutes. She will be a Jackie-O style icon, a REAL one, not the fake one they tried to depict Michelle as. LIVs will love it.
I like her, I think she has a compelling American Dream story. But LIVs don't know her like they do Trump so the media gets to get away with depicting her as just a dumb bimbo trophy wife. They need her to be out there MORE, not less, so the media cannot get away with it and people get to know her.
I feel bad for Barron, hopefully he is learning good media lessons and getting a tough skin.
Posted by: LizLem at July 28, 2016 03:14 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: willow at July 28, 2016 03:14 PM (H+9qY)
Posted by: dwagyak at July 28, 2016 03:14 PM (qnez9)
Damn, I hope she saved her receipt. Someone owes her a refund.
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 28, 2016 03:14 PM (iIzG7)
........
Two thumbs down.
Posted by: every red-blooded male on earth at July 28, 2016 03:15 PM (HgMAr)
I remember the wankers at the VT shooting memorial tried to list the shooter as a victim.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 28, 2016 03:15 PM (iQIUe)
Very pitchy. You weren't in sync. I felt like I was at a community theater variety show.
I just didn't think it was very good.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 28, 2016 03:15 PM (Zz6ul)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 28, 2016 03:16 PM (vcmvl)
And.Congratulations on your good news not getting willowed
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 28, 2016 03:13 PM (Q9ugn)
Congrats Willow!!
Posted by: LizLem at July 28, 2016 03:16 PM (hvf9s)
Every time they show Chelsea, I always notice that her hubby sitting
next to her seems utterly sedated. Lithium? Prozac? Extra strength
Xanax? Not that I blame him! It's just something I keep seeing. It seems
he needs to be told to clap.
As I said this morning, I'm sure every time he thinks of divorcing the princess, he steps out of the shower and sees "Ft. Marcy Park" scrawled on the steamed up bathroom mirror.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2016 03:16 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: willow at July 28, 2016 03:16 PM (H+9qY)
Posted by: dwagyak at July 28, 2016 03:14 PM (qnez9)
..............
They've got to keep him on horse tranquilizers or he would have bolted long ago.
Posted by: wth at July 28, 2016 03:16 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 28, 2016 03:17 PM (jV8Mq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 28, 2016 03:17 PM (1kFWI)
Posted by: willow at July 28, 2016 03:17 PM (H+9qY)
Evidently, her body rejected it. Chelsea's immune system viciously defends her ugliness.
Just wait until Hillary wins and every girl in public school is forced to sing hymns to her
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 28, 2016 03:11 PM (39g3+)
Snoop Doggy Dogg tunes?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 28, 2016 03:17 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Roland [OMITTED] at July 28, 2016 03:17 PM (QM5S2)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 28, 2016 03:17 PM (dFi94)
Nooo i'm not pregnant. Shivering
Posted by: willow at July 28, 2016 03:16 PM (H+9qY)
Congratulations
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 28, 2016 03:17 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: willow at July 28, 2016 03:18 PM (H+9qY)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 28, 2016 03:18 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Jackal at July 28, 2016 03:18 PM (Lyh9/)
next to her seems utterly sedated."
They keep him drugged. It takes his mind off the electric shock collar and the knife being pressed against his ribs.
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 28, 2016 03:18 PM (iIzG7)
Wionna has herpes (both kinds), a bakers dozen variants of HPV, and hep C. She also used to bang Charle Sheen and Derek Jeter without protection.
But by all means continue with your fantasy.
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 28, 2016 03:18 PM (Q9ugn)
Posted by: wth at July 28, 2016 03:19 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 28, 2016 03:19 PM (aVYsC)
Posted by: LizLem at July 28, 2016 03:19 PM (hvf9s)
But by all means continue with your fantasy.
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 28, 2016 03:18 PM (Q9ugn)
...............
Plus she'll steal you blind.
Posted by: wth at July 28, 2016 03:20 PM (HgMAr)
401
Chelsea close-up.
Why would you? This is a classic example of when a photographer would want to zoom out. Zoom way out. When their assistant asks how far, he suggests Reno, NV.
Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed - Hoping TP will clean up the s*** in DC at July 28, 2016 03:20 PM (jxbfJ)
Very pitchy. You weren't in sync. I felt like I was at a community theater variety show.
I just didn't think it was very good.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 28, 2016 03:15 PM (Zz6ul)
I think yoush were shooo magical! Hic!
Posted by: Paula Abdul at July 28, 2016 03:20 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: willow at July 28, 2016 03:16 PM (H+9qY)
Well congratulations again!!
This time it had been willowed
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 28, 2016 03:20 PM (Q9ugn)
That was good, but you need to read it in the original Dutch.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 28, 2016 03:20 PM (kUpEx)
Posted by: Soona at July 28, 2016 03:08 PM (Fmupd)
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I'm inclined to agree and I think "hiding" her would be a mistake anyway.
My mother loathes Trump but really likes what she's seen of Melania. She was disgusted by the Dems trashing Melania on the plagiarism thing.
(I wouldn't generalize from that, but.....)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 28, 2016 03:20 PM (T/5A0)
The optics are bad
Posted by: Maritime at July 28, 2016 03:13 PM (vsr+C)
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Horseshit! Many women dream of being treated and gifted as well as Melania. Many of them wish they had a man or will find a man that shows his affection towards them as the Donald does Melania. Age has nothing to do with it.
Posted by: Soona at July 28, 2016 03:21 PM (Fmupd)
So says Fox, and Huffington Post, and People.
Or it could be that as first lady, she is not permitted to sell jewelry and beauty products and the numerous photos and magazine covers highlighted on a page in the website were simply fodder for the slutty first lady tripe.
She may be coming out with a new website to promote her husband's candidacy and her own interests she wants to promote as first lady.
How hard is it for anyone to contact the University and see if she was a graduate from there. Even if it was simply a certificate for a specific line of study.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 28, 2016 03:22 PM (Zz6ul)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 28, 2016 03:26 PM (Qn616)
The optics are bad
Posted by: Maritime at July 28, 2016 03:13 PM (vsr+C)
You realize Melania is 46 years old. She's approaching menopause.
And I agree totally with Soona's assessment of most women's view of her.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 28, 2016 03:27 PM (Zz6ul)
One that I'm willing to let rob me blind.
Just don't know how well that goes over for First Lady.
I just know most older women don't like the dynamic of a man trading up.
But even Trump conceded in an interview Melania wouldn't give him the time of day when they met, but later found out he was a billionaire developer and wanted to date him.
Posted by: Maritime at July 28, 2016 03:29 PM (vsr+C)
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 28, 2016 03:30 PM (eXSOZ)
It's all location, location, location. In my state we get hundreds of freeze/thaw cycles every winter. So cracking is a given. The modus operandi is to plan for cracks, then fill later. There are ways to rebar the hell out of the slabs to prevent cracking but I suspect jwest is a cheap bastid.
Even with rebar, about 20 years in hostile climate is the max before things go to shit.
Now he may live in a more temporate climate, in which case things are different.
Posted by: free range pretty much conservative at July 28, 2016 03:33 PM (ZnIt3)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 28, 2016 03:26 PM (Qn616)
I think she went to school in architecture but did not graduate.
I will point out the MSM has waaaaay more interest digging into her educational past than they ever did Obama's.
Posted by: LizLem at July 28, 2016 03:34 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: willow at July 28, 2016 03:16 PM (H+9qY)
But the thread is over. Amirite?
Posted by: Guido at July 28, 2016 03:34 PM (tf/6I)
Posted by: Maritime at July 28, 2016 03:29 PM (vsr+C)
Not the version I heard. He has said that he had to work very hard to get her to date him and marry him, because she didn't need his money.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 28, 2016 03:34 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Maritime at July 28, 2016 03:29 PM (vsr+C)
As Soona said earlier, "Horseshit".
Melania met Trump at an event. She knew exactly who he was and he asked if he could call her. He was with a date and she said no, he could give her his phone number and she would call him .She has said(I've watched the actual interview Greta Sustern did with Melania, who is telling this story) that she wanted to see what number he gave her. If he gave her a private number, she wasn't interested.
Trump gave her three numbers, including his office/business number and so she decided to call him and then ended up meeting for lunch or dinner.
She wasn't interested in becoming someone's booty call(she didn't say it, she implied that was her reasoning for being cautious) and the test was what numbers he was willing to have her call on.
Melania had her own money at that point. She was an extremely successful model, having done SI covers, Vogue and the covers of most fashion magainzes. Models of her caliber pull down millions in any given year, $100,000 for one cover is not unusual.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 28, 2016 03:37 PM (Zz6ul)
And I agree totally with Soona's assessment of most women's view of her.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 28, 2016 03:27 PM (Zz6ul)
Same here. Even the Pajama Boys desperately hoping that one of the Triggly Puffs will throw him a pity lay would glad give that up for a pat on the shoulder from Melania.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 28, 2016 03:37 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Maritime at July 28, 2016 03:29 PM (vsr+C)
Not the version I heard. He has said that he had to work very hard to get her to date him and marry him, because she didn't need his money.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil
C'mon, that's bullshit.
She wasn't some wealthy celebrity before Trump. She wasn't on skid row, but I would say she married up several tax brackets.
People do marry for money, its not just an urban legend.
I don't dislike Melania, but I'm not so wed to the cult of Trump that I'm going to pretend that Trump's wives are to him like trading in an old car for a new one.
Posted by: Maritime at July 28, 2016 03:38 PM (vsr+C)
Posted by: Chicago Vota at July 28, 2016 03:43 PM (OC/e1)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz The Main Dude My Man Esq at July 28, 2016 03:45 PM (b1pRZ)
....did I plagiarize that?
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 28, 2016 03:53 PM (18h+i)
Fox said this was after the Toledo police had been dealing with protesters screaming obscenities in their faces during the event.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 28, 2016 03:54 PM (Zz6ul)
I think "joyous late-term abortion" was a little generous.
Posted by: shinypie at July 28, 2016 03:57 PM (Kz85k)
....did I plagiarize that?
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Only inadvertently, I'm sure. After all, I said the same thing after Operation Eagle Claw.
I was too young during Korea to appreciate the total Charlie Foxtrot that occurred there, which was much, much more expensive in American blood.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 28, 2016 04:02 PM (9mTYi)
Now he may live in a more temporate climate, in which case things are different.
Posted by: free range pretty much conservative
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Here in the mountains, things are always moving around. Imperceptible... except to concrete, which sooner or later develops cracks.
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