Democratic National Coven, Night One

Yeah that was deliberate.


Posted by: Ace at 07:11 PM




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1 Fost

Posted by: Wgm2y at July 25, 2016 07:12 PM (Wgm2y)

2 The H you say!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 25, 2016 07:12 PM (IqV8l)

3 Heh.

Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 07:13 PM (sdi6R)

4 So glad there's popcorn in my cupboard.

Posted by: joeclark77 at July 25, 2016 07:13 PM (qXLdz)

5 So, Bernie is Hill's bitch? Figures the old geezer was going to fold like a cheap tent.

Posted by: IC at July 25, 2016 07:14 PM (a0IVu)

6 Corrine Brown for Secretary of the Treasury!

Posted by: Two-Thirds of the Democrat Delegates at July 25, 2016 07:14 PM (57K5j)

7 Listening to Levin, might put it on as background

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 07:14 PM (bksJQ)

8 Never fear, I've got a very cunning plan.

Posted by: S. Baldrick - Bernie Sanders Delegate at July 25, 2016 07:14 PM (UPYhp)

9 From the now dead thread, but it's more appropriate here anyway.

Ya know, I have to get up early tomorrow morning, but I'm so pumped
about hearing Michelle Obama's words of wisdom and healing that I might
just stay up late. It'll be worth it.


**breaks out into uncontrollable laughter**

Posted by: pep at July 25, 2016 07:14 PM (LAe3v)

10 Is James Woods still suing randos on Twitter for calling him a coke head?

Posted by: bjk at July 25, 2016 07:14 PM (x2rNW)

11 You missed Keane behind Bernie, doing a human caterpillar.

Posted by: pep at July 25, 2016 07:15 PM (LAe3v)

12 Kaine

Posted by: pep at July 25, 2016 07:15 PM (LAe3v)

13 Yeeeeeaaaaaaarrrrrrrgggggghh!

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 25, 2016 07:15 PM (iqX2J)

14 How many protesters have shown up in Philly?

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at July 25, 2016 07:15 PM (FohCt)

15 Watching Orioles and Rockies. Also packing for my vacation to exotic Pennsyltucky tomorrow.

To those who insist on watching this horrid monstrously awful convention, Courage! Also, WTF?

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 25, 2016 07:15 PM (8Nod9)

16 If we change the name of the Defense Department to the Department of Peace, there will never be any more wars!

Posted by: Two-Thirds of the Democrat Delegates at July 25, 2016 07:16 PM (57K5j)

17 Lick the glove, Bernie.

Posted by: pep at July 25, 2016 07:16 PM (LAe3v)

18 Watched most of Boost (198 earlier with James Woods and Sean Young, sad movie about drug addiction

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 07:16 PM (bksJQ)

19 Is bearded hipster going to be speaking?
Or this all sandy vagina and shriveled nuts?

Posted by: wooga at July 25, 2016 07:16 PM (zH34X)

20 Palomino! PALOMINO! IT BURNS!

Posted by: joncelli, whose moobs are not calm at July 25, 2016 07:17 PM (1FhAQ)

21 When shall the CCCP gather again?
Bubble, cackle, hackle
Trouble that no spackle
Can cover Hillary!'s naggin

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2016 07:17 PM (GQcg8)

22 Democratic National Coven, Night One

Yeah that was deliberate.



Democratic National Contention is more like it.

Posted by: pep at July 25, 2016 07:17 PM (LAe3v)

23 Coven is spot on.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 25, 2016 07:18 PM (iqX2J)

24 Was quite a lot of protesters today but no problems that I know of.

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 07:19 PM (bksJQ)

25 The Russians did it!
Right. Do they think we are that stupid?
Well...of course...but...
I keep seeing the scene in Best Little Whorehouse in Texas when the elected official gets caught in the sack. He was "drugged" by the communists.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2016 07:19 PM (r65B3)

26 American Horror Story: Democractic National Convention

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 25, 2016 07:19 PM (iqX2J)

27 James Woods nails it.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2016 07:19 PM (r65B3)

28 PALOMINO, DAMMIT!!!!!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at July 25, 2016 07:20 PM (5p18q)

29 Levin - Hillary Rotten Clinton

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 07:20 PM (bksJQ)

30 With Hillary! There are no safe words or brave spaces.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2016 07:21 PM (GQcg8)

31 The left never seemed to care about any bad things the Russians did until after 1989 or so. Now they seem to be all for a new cold war.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 25, 2016 07:21 PM (IqV8l)

32 The Russian meme started yesterday and picked up steam today.

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 07:21 PM (bksJQ)

33 I headed to Philly to score some primo drugs.

May I take anybody's order?

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 25, 2016 07:21 PM (iqX2J)

34 Is it logo fail that Hillary's arrow is pointing right or has this been discussed a thousand times already?

Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 07:23 PM (qUNWi)

35 32 The Russian meme started yesterday and picked up steam today.
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 07:21 PM (bksJQ

The obese red headed child over at Red State is parroting DNC talking points.

Trump and Putin are colluding.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 25, 2016 07:23 PM (iqX2J)

36 If hellary wins we will never see more evil people in power. Until, or course, the caliphate takes over. Oh, yeah, that's what will happen if we don't win in November.

Posted by: Eromero at July 25, 2016 07:23 PM (zLDYs)

37 Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the caldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Scale of dragon; tooth of wolf;
Witches' mummy; maw and gulf
Of the ravin'd salt-sea shark;
Root of hemlock digg'd in the dark;
Liver of blaspheming Jew;
Gall of goat, and slips of yew
Sliver'd in the moon's eclipse;
Nose of Turk, and Tartar's lips;
Finger of birth-strangled babe
Ditch-deliver'd by a drab
Make the gruel thick and slab:
Add thereto a tiger's chaudron,
For the ingrediants of our caldron.
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Cool it with a baboon's blood,
Then the charm is firm and good.

Posted by: Hillary!, Debbie Wasserkopf Schultz, and Fauxcahontas at July 25, 2016 07:23 PM (UPYhp)

38 >>>Democratic National Coven, Night One<<<


Where's Hansel and Gretel when you need them?



(mmmm... Gemma Arterton in tight leather... be back later)

Posted by: off to watch Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters at July 25, 2016 07:24 PM (H9MG5)

39 34
Is it logo fail that Hillary's arrow is pointing right or has this been discussed a thousand times already?


Viewed from her perspective, it's pointing left.

Posted by: pep at July 25, 2016 07:24 PM (LAe3v)

40 James Woods triggers me.


#safespace

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 07:24 PM (pUDQf)

41 "Hark! It is amazing how much like an evacuating sphincter the words of leftists resound" - Geo. Washington, Shit Washington Prolly Said, Vol. II

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at July 25, 2016 07:24 PM (c1VpD)

42 I can never understand what anyone on twitter is saying.

Maybe there's a twitter region of the brain I'm missing.

Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 07:25 PM (qUNWi)

43 Since Trump is good buddies with Putin, does that mean if we elect him we get a discount on Russian mail order brides?

Posted by: Bruce at July 25, 2016 07:25 PM (8ikIW)

44
Is it logo fail that Hillary's arrow is pointing right or has this been discussed a thousand times already?
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 07:23 PM (qUNWi)

Think of it as showing the Left advancing on the Right.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at July 25, 2016 07:25 PM (FohCt)

45 Sorry, but the fem with the H-head ain't fat enough.

Posted by: wth at July 25, 2016 07:25 PM (HgMAr)

46 It's so sad that Bernie's message has been completely derailed by Hillary.

If she understands Bernie, then shouldn't she embrace the message?

Posted by: Mortimer at July 25, 2016 07:26 PM (qmuP7)

47 From the same Twitter thread as the logo above: White Lies Matter superimposed on a picture of Hillary. Bwahahahaha

Posted by: pep at July 25, 2016 07:26 PM (LAe3v)

48 44


Is it logo fail that Hillary's arrow is pointing right or has this been discussed a thousand times already?
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 07:23 PM (qUNWi)

Think of it as showing the Left advancing on the Right.


Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at July 25, 2016 07:25 PM (FohCt)

Actually, it's Smart Power! because China sets in the east and Russia is that a way.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 07:26 PM (pUDQf)

49 Is it storming in Philly?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 25, 2016 07:27 PM (iQIUe)

50 Since Trump is good buddies with Putin, does that mean if we elect him we get a discount on Russian mail order brides?
Posted by: Bruce

Also, duty-free vodka.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 25, 2016 07:27 PM (UPYhp)

51 Holy crap! Check out the picture of DWS on Drudge.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 25, 2016 07:27 PM (Lsu4e)

52 I love it when people say "Hillary Clinton inspired me."

OK, I assume I will love it, if anyone ever says that. No one has yet, but I keep hoping.

Posted by: Splunge at July 25, 2016 07:28 PM (iMxBJ)

53
Is it logo fail that Hillary's arrow is pointing right

===

its the I'm With Stupid t-shirt from the 70s

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at July 25, 2016 07:28 PM (U0lQa)

54 How would you like to be a Hillary surrogate right now? What position do you take knowing that the other shoe is bound to drop?

Ok, it's been way longer than four hours. I should seek medical attention.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 25, 2016 07:28 PM (kTF2Z)

55 34 Is it logo fail that Hillary's arrow is pointing right or has this been discussed a thousand times already?
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 07:23 PM (qUNWi)


I think it's supposed to evoke the concept of "Forward!", which has been a Commie slogan since Lenin's time.

An arrow pointing left would look like it's going backward. Maybe it'e because we read left-to-right, but hell if I know.

Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 07:28 PM (sdi6R)

56 Has anyone said "It's time we elect a vagina President!" yet?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 07:29 PM (pUDQf)

57 t-storms are rolling through south east Pennsylvania

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 07:29 PM (bksJQ)

58 Check out the headline at Drudge. Looks like ole Matt been into the valu rite.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 25, 2016 07:30 PM (WVsWD)

59 50 Since Trump is good buddies with Putin
=============

Did he "look into his eyes and see a good man?"

Posted by: Mortimer at July 25, 2016 07:30 PM (qmuP7)

60 49 Is it storming in Philly?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 25, 2016 07:27 PM (iQIUe)

Yes, heavy thunderstorms until 8:00.

Posted by: joncelli, whose moobs are not calm at July 25, 2016 07:30 PM (1FhAQ)

61 Where are the BLMs?

These conventions are for pussies. Ive live thru some wild conventions. I'm disappointed.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 25, 2016 07:30 PM (iQIUe)

62 Wouldn't that arrow thru the H inspire someone to put an arrow thru her head? Like Palins crosshairs

Posted by: Bruce at July 25, 2016 07:30 PM (8ikIW)

63 I'm really enjoying the DNC mess.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 25, 2016 07:31 PM (+eR2D)

64 60 49 Is it storming in Philly?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 25, 2016 07:27 PM (iQIUe)

Yes, heavy thunderstorms until 8:00.
Posted by: joncelli, whose moobs are not calm at July 25, 2016 07:30 PM (1FhAQ)

=========

Thanks! Shdnt that cool things off and send protesters to bed early?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 25, 2016 07:31 PM (iQIUe)

65 Sorry, heavy thunderstorms until 9:00 in Philly. Even better.

Posted by: joncelli, whose moobs are not calm at July 25, 2016 07:32 PM (1FhAQ)

66 58 Check out the headline at Drudge. Looks like ole Matt been into the valu rite.


Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 25, 2016 07:30 PM (WVsWD)

That's some classic trolling.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 25, 2016 07:32 PM (3ZoRf)

67 So, Bernie is Hill's bitch? Figures the old geezer was going to fold like a cheap tent.

Posted by: IC at July 25, 2016 07:14 PM (a0IVu)

Over at WZ they're reporting that he settled for a private jet and a staff to zip him around to some of the battleground states during the campaign where he can leverage his creds as a dynamic, motivational force to implore his minions to vote for Scankles. This despite being booed when he tried to support that scrunt at the convention.

What a pitiful excuse for a Senator and a man of conviction. Fuck that guy in particular.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 25, 2016 07:32 PM (qbnYE)

68 Much as I dislike Bernie and all he stands for, and I would enjoy bull whipping his ass until there was no flesh left on his worthless hide, he had a chance to make history and end Hillary's life of crime and deceit by denouncing her loudly and proudly at this convention.

But he won't. Worthless commie bastard.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 25, 2016 07:32 PM (ej1L0)

69 I can never understand what anyone on twitter is saying.

Maybe there's a twitter region of the brain I'm missing.
Posted by: eleven

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I guess I'm an old coot, because I don't get it either. I look at a tweet and wonder, "Which one is this guy's comment, and which one is the one he's quoting or remarking on?"

In my opinion, it's a very messy, counter-intuitive format.

Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 07:32 PM (sGdoo)

70 An arrow pointing left would look like it's going backward. Maybe it'e because we read left-to-right, but hell if I know.
Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 07:28 PM (sdi6R)

Props to the mooselimbs.

Posted by: Golfman - Conservative Refugee seeking asylum at July 25, 2016 07:32 PM (48QDY)

71 Messopotamia ain't just a river in Philly.




Yeah...needs work.

Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 07:32 PM (qUNWi)

72 James Woods has got to be a Moron. Has to be!

Posted by: EC at July 25, 2016 07:32 PM (oIkQ6)

73 "How now, you secret, black, and midnight hags! What is it you do?"

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at July 25, 2016 07:32 PM (tEDMc)

74
Her campaign logo reminds me of the sign you see on a highway that lets you know there's a hospital off the next exit

Posted by: Flawless Male logic at July 25, 2016 07:33 PM (lKyWE)

75 The pic of DWS on Drudge right now is downright disorienting. Do not look into her eyes.

Posted by: freaked at July 25, 2016 07:33 PM (BO/km)

76 The front moving through Pennsylvania will bring a lower humidity but Temps in low 90's tomorrow

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 07:33 PM (bksJQ)

77 Her campaign logo reminds me of the sign you see on a highway that lets you know there's a hospital off the next exit

But those are blue. This is probably the sign for a mental hospital

Posted by: Bruce at July 25, 2016 07:34 PM (8ikIW)

78 It looks like there's at least one "servile puppy" in American politics, and he sure ain't a Republican.

ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF

Posted by: mrp at July 25, 2016 07:34 PM (JBggj)

79 AHHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough cough*


*wheeze*
*crazy eyes rolling around like BBs*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Hillary - seize the day at July 25, 2016 07:34 PM (qmuP7)

80 One thing's missing:

Ron Paul supporters taking over the LOVE statue park.

_

Posted by: BumperStickerist at July 25, 2016 07:35 PM (u0kqM)

81 AHHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough cough*





*wheeze*

*crazy eyes rolling around like BBs*



AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Quick!! One of you minions bring madams spit cup. And empty the old one.

Posted by: Bruce at July 25, 2016 07:35 PM (8ikIW)

82 Randi Weingarten Teachers Union President on. Screaming I might add.

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 07:35 PM (bksJQ)

83
Women speakers don't understand how amplification works. To be heard in a large convention center, one must scream.



Posted by: Chester A. Town at July 25, 2016 07:35 PM (TC2NS)

84 34 Is it logo fail that Hillary's arrow is pointing right or has this been discussed a thousand times already?

Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 07:23 PM (qUNWi)

++++

That's only if you are looking at her. If you put yourself in her skin (*shudder*), it points to the left.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 25, 2016 07:35 PM (R+30W)

85 Posted by: Hillary - seize the day


What would you get if you threw Hillary! into a lettuce patch?
Seizure salad.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 25, 2016 07:36 PM (UPYhp)

86 Presdent Obama should do something about Hillary lying about my Senator Sanders. Presdent Obama should just make him the Democrat Presdental Candledate and Elizabeth Warren the Vp Candledate.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at July 25, 2016 07:36 PM (NuElX)

87 I thought big H stood for heroin.

Posted by: wth at July 25, 2016 07:36 PM (HgMAr)

88 76 The front moving through Pennsylvania will bring a lower humidity but Temps in low 90's tomorrow
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 07:33 PM (bksJQ)

It was like swimming in hot soup today. Couldn't have been pleasant for your average lefty Trigglypuff of any possible gender.

Posted by: joncelli, whose moobs are not calm at July 25, 2016 07:36 PM (1FhAQ)

89 Very strange people those Dim's.

Posted by: dartist at July 25, 2016 07:36 PM (qmou8)

90 Brain seizure surgery.

Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 07:37 PM (qUNWi)

91 Much as I dislike Bernie and all he stands for, and I would enjoy bull whipping his ass until there was no flesh left on his worthless hide, he had a chance to make history and end Hillary's life of crime and deceit by denouncing her loudly and proudly at this convention.

But he won't. Worthless commie bastard.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy

----

I said this in the other thread:

There is a tide in the affairs of men, which taken at the flood leads on to fortune. Omitted, all the voyage of their life is bound in shallows and in miseries.

From "Julius Caesar" by Shakespeare.

Yeah, Bernie could've been a badass and whipped the crowd into a frenzy and truly taken command. He could've made history.

Now he's doomed to quote "On The Waterfront" instead:

"I could've been somebody. I could've been a contender, instead of a bum, which is what I am."

He just got his one-way ticket to Palookaville.

Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 07:37 PM (sGdoo)

92 Randi Weingarten Teachers Union President on. Screaming I might add.
Posted by: Skip

Hey Randi, knock knock...

Posted by: Ricky at July 25, 2016 07:37 PM (UPYhp)

93 62 Wouldn't that arrow thru the H inspire someone to put an arrow thru her head? Like Palins crosshairs
Posted by: Bruce at July 25, 2016 07:30 PM (8ikIW)

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It's been done.

Posted by: Steve Martin at July 25, 2016 07:37 PM (kTF2Z)

94 Brain seizure surgery.

Posted by: eleven

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One of the greatest albums of all time!

...Oh, wait.

Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 07:37 PM (sGdoo)

95 42 I can never understand what anyone on twitter is saying.

Maybe there's a twitter region of the brain I'm missing.

Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 07:25 PM (qUNWi)

++++

Think of it like you would the lingo of first-graders playing at recess. You could probably master it if you took the effort, but why would you want to?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 25, 2016 07:38 PM (R+30W)

96 "This anti-Clinton sentiment is troubling!" - Huma

"I guess we'll need to go back to 1940 in the death records this time." - Hillary

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 07:38 PM (pUDQf)

97 If you put yourself in her skin (*shudder*), it points to the left.

Even freakin' Buffalo Bill wouldn't want any part in that

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 25, 2016 07:39 PM (6FqZa)

98 Drudge! What the hell..is she possessed? Maybe Bernie bots are trying to do an exorcism!

Posted by: IC at July 25, 2016 07:39 PM (a0IVu)

99 #BringBackOurVoters!

Posted by: Michelle Obama at July 25, 2016 07:39 PM (mrsaE)

100 Do the democrats know how to handle protesters in the convention crowd? I mean they know how to be the protesters in the crowd but do they know how to handle it? Or are they just going to have the media cover up their jackbooted thuggery.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 25, 2016 07:39 PM (EjdQ/)

101 OT
Watching Octopussy for the first time in full.
This must be the funniest James Bond ever.

Posted by: @votermom at July 25, 2016 07:40 PM (7lVbc)

102 Drudge! What the hell..is she possessed? Maybe Bernie bots are trying to do an exorcism!


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Not a photoshop?

Posted by: Sane Person at July 25, 2016 07:40 PM (Ht/4p)

103 Posted by: Buzzion at July 25, 2016 07:39 PM (EjdQ/)

If no one reports it, did it happen at all? Any evidence contrary is just propaganda provided by Putin to Trump.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 25, 2016 07:41 PM (WVsWD)

104


YOUR WETNESS IS YOUR CONSENT!

*HIC*

Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE KILLARY at July 25, 2016 07:41 PM (qul7b)

105 100 Do the democrats know how to handle protesters in the convention crowd? I mean they know how to be the protesters in the crowd but do they know how to handle it? Or are they just going to have the media cover up their jackbooted thuggery.
Posted by: Buzzion at July 25, 2016 07:39 PM (EjdQ/)

Water cannons would be entertaining.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 25, 2016 07:41 PM (3ZoRf)

106 Fools! Drinking the blood of innocents will make me live 1000 years!

Posted by: Hillary - witch at July 25, 2016 07:41 PM (qmuP7)

107 Water cannons would be entertaining.

So would real cannons.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 25, 2016 07:41 PM (T/cxb)

108 Shouldn't the H figure be holding a bag of Bernie poop?

Posted by: wth at July 25, 2016 07:41 PM (HgMAr)

109 Drudge's headline pic right now for a laugh..crazy deb

BWAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

Posted by: willy at July 25, 2016 07:42 PM (Ffw22)

110 Just got off the phone with my mom. Didn't get her Godwin rant on Hillary! this time. Instead got her opinion that after seeing Kaine speak last night, in one of her lovely mutilations of the English language, "I think he might be one of them fogs!"








Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 07:42 PM (GUBah)

111

If only Bernie had rented the old Ron Paul Ronulan Blimp of Campaigning, pasted "#LOCK HER UP" on the sides, and flown it over Philly ...

Posted by: Arbalest at July 25, 2016 07:42 PM (FlRtG)

112 I'm quite surprised...NBC Nightly News is actually talking about the chaos at the DNC. Played the bit about Wasserman getting yelled at during breakfast. Probably realize the donkey is out of the barn, better report it. Listening to Lester, Chuck Todd and Savannah Guthrie try to wrap heads around it, is loltastic.

They are trying to blame the Russians though for everything, of course.

Posted by: LizLem at July 25, 2016 07:42 PM (LiMbk)

113 When the cankles smell like cheap bourbon and urine, congratulations! You're at the 2016 DNCC, buoy!

Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2016 07:42 PM (WYh6/)

114 And, nice formatting there, Pixy.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 07:42 PM (GUBah)

115 *wanders in awkwardly*
Um, hey everybody.

Posted by: CAC at July 25, 2016 07:42 PM (i4VxS)

116 That is perfect.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 07:42 PM (/tuJf)

117 Is this the night of Screeching Women?

Posted by: mpfs at July 25, 2016 07:42 PM (M+tdH)

118 43 Since Trump is good buddies with Putin, does that mean if we elect him we get a discount on Russian mail order brides?


Posted by: Bruce at July 25, 2016 07:25 PM (8ikIW)
========================

Duh

Posted by: Duh Donaldo at July 25, 2016 07:42 PM (mrsaE)

119 I was making my own hot dog chili today and realized I was out of Cayenne pepper. So off I go to the local Piggly Wiggly (cause it is the closest). While I was going through the courtesy desk, because I had only the one item, a worker brought a can of something. The older gal (about my age) reads the label and then puts the can under the counter. I say "C'mon, what's going on?"

She said "I don't read Spanish, but it says 'fejoles negros.'"

I said "If I am politically incorrect, I will get kicked out of the commie Party."

I am a staircase wit. As I was leaving I thought "Pronounce it Naygros."


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 07:43 PM (4+VII)

120 Fools! Drinking the blood of innocents will make me live 1000 years!
Posted by: Hillary - witch

Planned Parenthood, Line 1!

Posted by: Huma, Hillary!'s (very) familiar at July 25, 2016 07:43 PM (UPYhp)

121 Sally Kohn @sallykohn

We are not the party that shouts people down. We're the party of respect, the party that listens to people.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 07:43 PM (g6yUI)

122
108 Shouldn't the H figure be holding a bag of Bernie poop?
Posted by: wth at July 25, 2016 07:41 PM (HgMAr)



I think that involves a different fetish.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 25, 2016 07:43 PM (EjdQ/)

123 They are trying to blame the Russians though for everything, of course.


Posted by: LizLem at July 25, 2016 07:42 PM (LiMbk)


These would be the same Russians that they'll swear up and down could in no way, shape, or form have possibly breached Hillary!'s bathroom server.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 07:44 PM (GUBah)

124
Wouldst Thou live -- deliciously?

Posted by: Hilly Goat

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 25, 2016 07:44 PM (kdS6q)

125
Bern it down.
Scatter the crones.
Finish that bitch off for good.*




*politicially speaking

Posted by: Cry "Sanders!" and let slip the progs of war! at July 25, 2016 07:44 PM (H9MG5)

126 >>Do the democrats know how to handle protesters in the convention crowd? I mean they know how to be the protesters in the crowd but do they know how to handle it? Or are they just going to have the media cover up their jackbooted thuggery.

They've had people in the stands taking away Sander's signs and other bling for the last hour or so.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 07:44 PM (/tuJf)

127 Just got off the phone with my mom. Didn't get her Godwin rant on Hillary! this time. Instead got her opinion that after seeing Kaine speak last night, in one of her lovely mutilations of the English language, "I think he might be one of them fogs!"

Posted by: Country Singer

Fargin icehole!

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 25, 2016 07:44 PM (hVdx9)

128 If Trump is bought by Putin, the bidding is still open on Hillary.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 07:44 PM (4+VII)

129 Since Trump is good buddies with Putin, does that mean if we elect him we get a discount on Russian mail order brides?

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And can we rent rather than buy?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 25, 2016 07:44 PM (Nwg0u)

130 Sally Kohn @sallykohn

We are not the party that shouts people down. We're the party of respect, the party that listens to people.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles

----

Except, of course, for every single right-winger who's ever tried to speak on a college campus.

Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 07:44 PM (sGdoo)

131 115 *wanders in awkwardly*
Um, hey everybody.

Posted by: CAC at July 25, 2016 07:42 PM (i4VxS)
===========================

The silence you hear is everyone at attention

Posted by: TFG's Corpseman at July 25, 2016 07:44 PM (mrsaE)

132 They are trying to blame the Russians though for everything, of course.
Posted by: LizLem at July 25, 2016 07:42 PM (LiMbk)

Considering the whole 'reset' button kerfluffle, this is entertaining.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 25, 2016 07:45 PM (3ZoRf)

133 Now Bernie will witness the power of The Hildabeast's fully armed and operational Battle Strap-On.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 25, 2016 07:45 PM (8ZskC)

134 I wonder if DWS's "O Face" looks like that?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 25, 2016 07:45 PM (6FqZa)

135 So, husband was lamenting I didn't go to his mother's 92nd b-day in ATL.

I explained, once again, my BP couldn't handle it (seriously).

Then he told me how his oldest hipster nephew started in on all the "idiot Republicans" and how he actually told him to SHUT UP.

Again, I 'splained to my husband, "This is why I cannot stand to be around your family."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 07:45 PM (1ZOkK)

136 Yeah, Bernie could've been a badass and whipped the crowd into a frenzy and truly taken command. He could've made history.

I think either he was in on the gig from the get go, or he is singularly the most spineless, parasitic politician outside the GOPe. Or both.

Seriously, he just rolled over for Scankles and put up zero fight even though the DNC emails show their process and their organization is severely rigged? That putz has zero credibility.

Maybe secretly, he's a GOP wannabe.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 25, 2016 07:46 PM (qbnYE)

137 Considering the whole 'reset' button kerfluffle, this is entertaining.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 25, 2016 07:45 PM (3ZoRf)


And that time available for Vlad after the election.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 07:46 PM (GUBah)

138 Where's our plaid colored pie charts? hey seemed to have disappeared #twoweeks ago.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 25, 2016 07:46 PM (WVsWD)

139 115 *wanders in awkwardly*

Um, hey everybody.



Posted by: CAC at July 25, 2016 07:42 PM (i4VxS)



*blinks*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 07:46 PM (1ZOkK)

140

We could solve this drug addiction problem over night with government money. Just call it 'assisted suicide', and let government pay for the drugs.

Posted by: Chester A. Town at July 25, 2016 07:46 PM (TC2NS)

141 Did someone say Pennsylvania?

If you say it three times in the mirror, he appears behind you.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 25, 2016 07:46 PM (3ZoRf)

142 I'm not watching it - as in, NOT GONNA - but I am curious; Have they boo'd G-d yet, or are they planning to burn Him in effigy this year?

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 25, 2016 07:46 PM (4ng05)

143 George Will earlier tried to tie the email scandals to Trumps tax returns. I used to respect Will.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 25, 2016 07:46 PM (kTF2Z)

144 Hey, CAC!

Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 07:46 PM (sdi6R)

145 Did someone say Pennsylvania?

If you say it three times in the mirror, he appears behind you.


Posted by: Aetius451AD
****

Not Twue. I've Twied it!

Posted by: Barney Frank at July 25, 2016 07:47 PM (hVdx9)

146 >>>> They are trying to blame the Russians though for everything, of course.
Posted by: LizLem at July 25, 2016 07:42 PM (LiMbk)
-----
Yeah, they've all turned into concern trolls now. I haven't heard anyone talk about what is in the emails that is upsetting the Bernie loons. The story is now all about who leaked this and whether Trump or Manafort were involved.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 07:47 PM (6IPEM)

147 Sally Kohn @sallykohn

We are not the party that shouts people down. We're the party of respect, the party that listens to people.
==========================

The party that supports international trade organizations and large banks wholeheartedly

Posted by: Bernie at July 25, 2016 07:48 PM (mrsaE)

148 Um, hey everybody.


Posted by: CAC at July 25, 2016 07:42 PM (i4VxS)




How's Mini-CAC doing?

Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 07:48 PM (GUBah)

149 I think either he was in on the gig from the get go, or he is singularly the most spineless, parasitic politician outside the GOPe. Or both.

Seriously, he just rolled over for Scankles and put up zero fight even though the DNC emails show their process and their organization is severely rigged? That putz has zero credibility.

Maybe secretly, he's a GOP wannabe.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

----

Did you see Bernie in Seattle? He barely said two words, then BLM got up on the stage and took his microphone away. He just dwindled into the background and looked like he'd lost his lunch money for the 1,000th time.

He's a dishrag.

Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 07:48 PM (sGdoo)

150 So, I assume the DNC is still a clown circus, complete with flaming clown boners?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 07:48 PM (1ZOkK)

151 Just got off the phone with my mom. Didn't get her Godwin rant on Hillary!

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My 92 year old mom hates Trump because Melania.

?!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 25, 2016 07:48 PM (Nwg0u)

152 Wow. I was here for the rare CAC sighting!
How's things? And family?

Posted by: Chi's popcorn at July 25, 2016 07:48 PM (8F94N)

153 Running with "the Russians are in cahoots with Trump" meme, Andrea Mitchell grilled Reince Priebus today, even implying that because the RNC hadn't been hacked it was some how evidence that the DNC had been maliciously targeted.

Priebus had great comebacks. He called the Russian meme "great spin, but the fact remains that members of the Democratic National Committee, not Russian hackers, wrote the controversial e-mails." He said that the RNC must have better security, and the kicker: "Even if we were hacked, you wouldn't see things as embarrassing and miserable as what the DNC did to Bernie Sanders." Touche.

Now I have a larger point. The "Russian meme" sounds to me a lot like the Benghazi video. It's a BS deflection gambit that shouldn't hold up to scrutiny. We can expect more e-mail dumps, so this won't go away. This recent one has already upended the Philly convention.

If MSM keeps humping this BS for Hillary, they will be made to look ridiculous, because facts you can't ignore will run away from the narrative. Not just to the over-informed like AOSHQ readers, but to LIVs, not all of whom are dumb, just misinformed by MSM. If the LIVs figure out how much they're being lied to it will have implications. "We've gotta protect our phoney baloney jobs, gentlemen!"

So do they back off? I expect the smarter, cagier Journolists will, especially if they see that Hillary is no longer inevitable.

Developing ....

When will Brian Williams interview Hillary? Can't wait for them to share experiences under fire.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 25, 2016 07:48 PM (r1fLd)

154 I wonder if DWS's "O Face" looks like that?


Could be gas.

Posted by: freaked at July 25, 2016 07:48 PM (BO/km)

155 For Bernie, I'm going with "spineless". That coward let a few #blm thugs muscle him off his own podium and he did nothing about it.

If it's Hillary versus Bernie, Putin has to be hoping for Bernie. Putin wouldn't even have to bribe Bernie. He'd just play some alpha-male game and Bernie would immediately turn pale and give Putin everything

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 25, 2016 07:48 PM (6FqZa)

156 >>>They are trying to blame the Russians though for everything, of course.

Posted by: LizLem at July 25, 2016 07:42 PM (LiMbk)<<<




Why would we prefer Trump?



Hillary and Barry have been berry berry good to us.

Posted by: the Soviet U... uh... Russia at July 25, 2016 07:48 PM (H9MG5)

157 *wanders in awkwardly*
Um, hey everybody.
Posted by: CAC at July 25, 2016 07:42 PM (i4VxS)




Say, who's the dork in the plaid kilt?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 25, 2016 07:48 PM (8ZskC)

158 Pennsylvania.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 25, 2016 07:48 PM (QDnY+)

159 I've seen Hillary's mangina!

We drank Baileys from a shoe. So creamy!



Posted by: Old Gregg at July 25, 2016 07:48 PM (pUDQf)

160 And that time available for Vlad after the election.
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 07:46 PM (GUBah)

Or when Obama chided Romney for 'using 80's foreign policy.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 25, 2016 07:49 PM (3ZoRf)

161 George Will earlier tried to tie the email scandals to Trumps tax returns. I used to respect Will.

Posted by: Duke Lowell

----

Yeah. I remember that in my dim past as well.

Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 07:49 PM (sGdoo)

162 I hate it when Drudge links to InfoWars.

Posted by: joncelli, whose moobs are not calm at July 25, 2016 07:49 PM (1FhAQ)

163 Demi Lavato is a cokehead.
Wtf with all the sad druggie and alkie stories.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 07:49 PM (6IPEM)

Posted by: Sean Smith, Chris Stephens Tyrone Woods, Glen Doherty, at July 25, 2016 07:49 PM (qmuP7)

165 Did they boo God? No. In fact they recited the Pledge of Allegiance, including the phrase "under God."

I still don't trust them.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 07:49 PM (4+VII)

166 Seriously, he just rolled over for Scankles and put up zero fight even
though the DNC emails show their process and their organization is
severely rigged? That putz has zero credibility.
======================

"Comrade Sanders, the Party gave you everything. EVERYTHING! With the Party, you are a Senator. Without the Party YOU ARE NOTHING!"

For a guy who has spent his fair share of time on the down-and-out, that's a pretty convincing argument.

Posted by: mrp at July 25, 2016 07:49 PM (JBggj)

167 Sally Kohn @sallykohn

We are not the party that shouts people down. We're the party of respect, the party that listens to people.
==========================

We are the party that promises a dog in every pot!

Posted by: SCOAMF at July 25, 2016 07:50 PM (mrsaE)

168 Could be gas.

Posted by: freaked

Or she trusted a wet fart

Posted by: Bruce at July 25, 2016 07:50 PM (8ikIW)

169 My husband. Bless his heart.

He just doesn't get that his entire family is full of LIV's. His old mom included.

I need to look around and find a clue card to give him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 07:50 PM (1ZOkK)

170 115 *wanders in awkwardly*

Um, hey everybody.

Posted by: CAC at July 25, 2016 07:42 PM (i4VxS)
...........

*checks watch* oh right... Monday.

Posted by: wth at July 25, 2016 07:50 PM (HgMAr)

171 There's a millionaire mental illness patient singing on the stage. Hillary has quite the following.

Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2016 07:50 PM (WYh6/)

172 Getting some minor water in basement from rain.

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 07:51 PM (bksJQ)

173 When will Brian Williams interview Hillary? Can't wait for them to share experiences under fire.


"Madame Secretary, when you serpentine under sniper fire, do you prefer from left to right, or from right to left? I know for me, it's always left to right."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 25, 2016 07:51 PM (8ZskC)

174 Am I the only one sick to death of the Bon Jovi commercials? DIAF.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 07:51 PM (1ZOkK)

175 So. CAC. Maybe you've got something plaid for us?

Posted by: joncelli, whose moobs are not calm at July 25, 2016 07:51 PM (1FhAQ)

176
Considering the whole 'reset' button kerfluffle, this is entertaining.

Hillary's going for the "Easy" button next time.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 25, 2016 07:52 PM (IqV8l)

177 172 Getting some minor water in basement from rain.
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 07:51 PM (bksJQ)

Midwestern understatement?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 25, 2016 07:52 PM (3ZoRf)

178 Relax Jane.

My mom always used to say that she cancelled out my father's vote.



Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 07:52 PM (4+VII)

179 wanders in awkwardly*
Um, hey everybody.
Posted by: CAC at July 25, 2016 07:42 PM (i4VxS)

Well, well looks who came by fir a visit.

CAC, when will we get another art thread? I miss them. The rock was my favorite!

Posted by: mpfs at July 25, 2016 07:52 PM (M+tdH)

180 Demi Lovato looks sweaty.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 07:52 PM (6IPEM)

181 My 92 year old mom hates Trump because Melania.



?!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 25, 2016 07:48 PM (Nwg0u)

I'm still trying to help mine pronounce "Melania", which is likely hopeless...she still pronounces the name of a girl I went to high school with that lives down the street from her as "Feleesh". Her name is Elise.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 07:52 PM (GUBah)

182 My local antenna channels barely showed the rnc, gee, do you think that they will show me more of the rnc than I can stomach? Microphones optional in the crowd of course.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 25, 2016 07:53 PM (6Ll1u)

183

More money for the Everglades
Save the Everglades.

Posted by: Chester A. Town at July 25, 2016 07:53 PM (TC2NS)

184 Melania?

Sounds like a skin cancer.

Posted by: Product of a modern edumacation at July 25, 2016 07:53 PM (4+VII)

185 I'm still trying to help mine pronounce "Melania", which is likely hopeless...she still pronounces the name of a girl I went to high school with that lives down the street from her as "Feleesh". Her name is Elise.

Posted by: Country Singer

----

And my Mother-In-Law still calls me "Durwood."

Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 07:53 PM (sGdoo)

186 165 Did they boo God? No. In fact they recited the Pledge of Allegiance, including the phrase "under God."

I still don't trust them.
-----------------------------------------------------------

You might have seen this on Dinesh D'Souza's twitter feed but they had to put the words to the pledge up on a scroll, because the delegates need the memory help.

Most of them haven't said the pledge since grade school, and many probably fought to get it thrown out.

Posted by: MTF at July 25, 2016 07:53 PM (mrsaE)

187 Don't know if it's been posted but today's interview with Assange outlining some of the worst email contents.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axuJfX3cO9Q&t=5m13s

Posted by: wasone at July 25, 2016 07:53 PM (nA3uK)

188 Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 07:48 PM (1ZOkK)

OMFG! I spit my damn scotch! You know whats really sad though is the RINOs are actually rooting for those clowns. I swear, if teh Trumpster wins every congressional committee chair should be up for grabs, Trump should summarily shit can every GOP official and press passes should be severely restricted.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 25, 2016 07:54 PM (qbnYE)

189
>>>I think either he was in on the gig from the get go, or he is singularly
the most spineless, parasitic politician outside the GOPe. Or both.

Seriously, he just rolled over for Scankles and put up zero fight
even though the DNC emails show their process and their organization is
severely rigged? That putz has zero credibility.

Maybe secretly, he's a GOP wannabe.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead<<<




He is a liberal man, so... pathetic. The only thing that they don't cower in fear over is a GOPe politician. The GOPe can turn them into friggin' Hercules.

Posted by: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock, Dems, GOPe at July 25, 2016 07:54 PM (H9MG5)

190 178
Relax Jane.

My mom always used to say that she cancelled out my father's vote.





Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 07:52 PM (4+VII)


Hmmm. Husband's lib dad is dead. That leaves: 13 libs who will be voting for the Hell Beast, even though the younger ones say they hate her.

So, my husband, son and I cancel out three of them.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 07:54 PM (1ZOkK)

191 Well, CAC, welcome back.

Just don't say the T word. Or the C word. Or the P word, the E word, the R word of the K word.

Other than that, and the blood on the carpet, not much has changed.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 25, 2016 07:54 PM (wB8Tg)

192 No, a eastern it's a pain in the ass but I live with it statement.

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 07:54 PM (bksJQ)

193 Wanker... Wanker...

They were still booing him when we came on stage...

Posted by: Soulpatchtony at July 25, 2016 07:55 PM (m40v5)

194 There's a millionaire mental illness patient singing on the stage. Hillary has quite the following.


Posted by: Fritz

Who is that? The tats on her arms look great. Like she forgot to wash her arms before she got up there.

Posted by: Bruce at July 25, 2016 07:55 PM (8ikIW)

195 181 My 92 year old mom hates Trump because Melania.



?!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 25, 2016 07:48 PM (Nwg0u)
I'm still trying to help mine pronounce "Melania", which is likely hopeless...she still pronounces the name of a girl I went to high school with that lives down the street from her as "Feleesh". Her name is Elise.
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 07:52 PM (GUBah)

Eh. My mom called fajitas "frahigas" to the day she died. Among other manglings. I think it's just a generational thing.

Posted by: joncelli, whose moobs are not calm at July 25, 2016 07:55 PM (1FhAQ)

196 I always thought the problem with Bernie wasn't that he was a revolutionary, it was that he was a complete fake of a revolutionary. He's just a tax-and-spend establishment Democrat, and always was.

If he really wanted to tear down the corrupt Washington establishment and try something new, I might have even considered supporting him.

Posted by: joeclark77 at July 25, 2016 07:55 PM (qXLdz)

197 >>> *wanders in awkwardly*

Um, hey everybody.

Posted by: CAC at July 25, 2016 07:42 PM (i4Vx

CAC!! *waves* Hope wife and baby are good.

Saw the new predictions of Trump winning Pennsylvania and thought of you!

Posted by: LizLem at July 25, 2016 07:56 PM (LiMbk)

198 Am I the only one sick to death of the Bon Jovi commercials? DIAF.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 07:51 PM (1ZOkK)
..................

Argggh. !
We've got the power to turn back time...
Aaaaiee *tries to rip ears off*

Posted by: wth at July 25, 2016 07:56 PM (HgMAr)

199 There is a tide in the affairs of men, which taken at the flood leads on to fortune. Omitted, all the voyage of their life is bound in shallows and in miseries.

From "Julius Caesar" by Shakespeare.

Yeah, Bernie could've been a badass and whipped the crowd into a frenzy and truly taken command. He could've made history.

Now he's doomed to quote "On The Waterfront" instead:

"I could've been somebody. I could've been a contender, instead of a bum, which is what I am."

He just got his one-way ticket to Palookaville.


-
Bernie and Cruz can drown their sorrows at the Palookaville Bar singing Those Were the Days My Friend.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 25, 2016 07:56 PM (Nwg0u)

200 >>>We are the party that promises a dog in every pot!

Posted by: SCOAMF at July 25, 2016 07:50 PM (mrsaE)<<<

I was promising pot in every pot.

Posted by: Col.Comrade Sanders at July 25, 2016 07:56 PM (H9MG5)

201
Save the Everglades.
Posted by: Chester A. Town


Are they drying up?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 25, 2016 07:56 PM (IqV8l)

202 Posted by: joncelli, whose moobs are not calm at July 25, 2016 07:55 PM (1FhAQ
I didn't know how to pronounce Cthulhu. I pronounced it cootoolootoo.
The boys thought that was hilarious, my son not so much.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 07:56 PM (eU/yZ)

203

When is Cruz speaking?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 25, 2016 07:57 PM (qul7b)

204 I was promising pot in every pot.
Posted by: Col.Comrade Sanders

Johnny-comelately.

Posted by: Garry Johnson at July 25, 2016 07:57 PM (UPYhp)

205 I didn't watch the RNC, you think I'm wasting time on this hot mess?

Besides, American Ninja Warrior is on.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 25, 2016 07:57 PM (wfDW1)

206 I think either he was in on the gig from the get go, or he is singularly
the most spineless, parasitic politician outside the GOPe. Or both.

Seriously, he just rolled over for Scankles and put up zero fight
even though the DNC emails show their process and their organization is
severely rigged? That putz has zero credibility.

Maybe secretly, he's a GOP wannabe.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

I think he was a plant. He was there to get people fired up for socialism, then lie down for Hillary! when the time came and transfer that energy to her.

I also think the original plan was triangulation. Have someone heavily left wing so she could run to the center believably, triumph over him easily. I think the plan got away from them and she ended up having to make much more of a fight (faux fight though it may have been) to show her defeating him. Even then, the results in California seemed odd.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 25, 2016 07:58 PM (3ZoRf)

207 Posted by: Bruce at July 25, 2016 07:55 PM (8ikIW)
Demi Lovato.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 07:58 PM (eU/yZ)

208 And my Mother-In-Law still calls me "Durwood."

Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 07:53 PM (sGdoo)


Could be worse. One of my great aunts always called one of my aunt's husband as "Fuzzy Nuts". It was a reference to his outsized libido and penchant for straying from the marital bed.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 07:58 PM (GUBah)

209 Leftists are so convinced they are the only ones trying to save the planet.
As Prager says those who don't fight real evil fight made up evil.

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 07:58 PM (bksJQ)

210 Jameson is doing well, 15 months old and already babbling. Dada, Mama, Up, CHairr (our cat, Cheddar), and ya. Also constructing all sorts of things with blocks. Like Samson his hair remains uncut.


I saw Pennsylvania mentioned in a few threads and was summoned.

Posted by: CAC at July 25, 2016 07:58 PM (i4VxS)

211 My muzzle is too tight

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 25, 2016 07:58 PM (p9KUJ)

212 O M G
That tweet is the BEST!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 07:59 PM (NOIQH)

213 I'll not only save the Everglades, I'll triple their size and stock them with yuuuge Nile crocs.

Posted by: Donald Trump at July 25, 2016 07:59 PM (8ZskC)

214 I didn't know how to pronounce Cthulhu. I pronounced it cootoolootoo.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 07:56 PM (eU/yZ) fnord (eU/yZ)


Where did you get the second T?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 25, 2016 07:59 PM (wB8Tg)

215 Melania speaks 5 languages.
Mooch has three forms of animal communication.

Posted by: wth at July 25, 2016 07:59 PM (HgMAr)

216 Saw the new predictions of Trump winning Pennsylvania and thought of you!
Posted by: LizLem at July 25, 2016 07:56 PM (LiMbk)

Whose work do you think influenced that? ; )

Y'all finally have a moron on the inside.

Posted by: CAC at July 25, 2016 07:59 PM (i4VxS)

217 James Woods on the Simpsons, during the prime years I assume.

https://youtu.be/A5xA21Qoxaw

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 25, 2016 08:00 PM (VdICR)

218

I just learned something new about Facebook:

When I leave a comment (Berniebots chant "LOCK HER UP", + link to "Hillary For Prison 2016" campaign sign) on a Minneapolis DFL Scandi's (you can easily picture the sanctimoniousness) Facebook link, ...

... the comment will be gone in less than 10 minutes.


I had really expected 15 minutes.

Posted by: Arbalest at July 25, 2016 08:00 PM (FlRtG)

219 Wasn't there supposed to be a floor fight over the future of superdelegates? Or is that tomorrow?

Posted by: mrp at July 25, 2016 08:00 PM (JBggj)

220 Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 07:58 PM (GUBah)
My friends husband calls his SIL dingleberry.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 08:00 PM (eU/yZ)

221

United in the Saddle!

eh? what?

Posted by: Chester A. Town at July 25, 2016 08:00 PM (TC2NS)

222 I was going watch some but I just can't bring myself to turn it on. Yall tell me if a riot breaks out.

Posted by: freaked at July 25, 2016 08:00 PM (BO/km)

223 Every man straying from the marital bed deserves to be mocked and ridiculed, with only the exception that she really wanted to be a nun and hates sex.



Posted by: Product of a modern edumacation at July 25, 2016 08:00 PM (4+VII)

224 210 Jameson is doing well, 15 months old and already babbling. Dada, Mama, Up, CHairr (our cat, Cheddar), and ya. Also constructing all sorts of things with blocks. Like Samson his hair remains uncut.


I saw Pennsylvania mentioned in a few threads and was summoned.
Posted by: CAC at July 25, 2016 07:58 PM (i4VxS)

Blocks are good. Get him some of those construx (do they still make them?) when he is old enough. I loved those. Good for a kid trying to figure things out.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 25, 2016 08:00 PM (3ZoRf)

225 My muzzle is too tight
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Golfclap.

I laughed so hard I almost wet my pants.

Posted by: mpfs at July 25, 2016 08:01 PM (M+tdH)

226 The Bernie Bots wearing the Robin Hood hats are very sad. This whole thing is sad. It's like a cornucopia of pathetic victims who just can't wait to vote themselves our money while restricting our rights.

C'mon SMOD, you know what you need to do.


Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 08:01 PM (/tuJf)

227 If it's Hillary versus Bernie, Putin has to be
hoping for Bernie. Putin wouldn't even have to bribe Bernie. He'd just
play some alpha-male game and Bernie would immediately turn pale and
give Putin everything

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 25, 2016 07:48 PM (6FqZa)

Is there anything Putin would want that Bernie wouldn't also want (or Putin)? After all, Bernie and Mrs. Bernie honeymooned in the Soviet Union.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 25, 2016 08:01 PM (5f5bM)

228 According to the news, fire burns stuff.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 25, 2016 08:01 PM (6Ll1u)

229 Demi Lovato.
Posted by: CaliGirl

She nailed the triple lutz but botched the demi lavato. That's going to cost her points.

Posted by: Scott Hamilton at July 25, 2016 08:01 PM (UPYhp)

230 MadTV 20th anniversary show on now.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 25, 2016 08:01 PM (MNgU2)

231 >>>We've got the power to turn back time...

Aaaaiee *tries to rip ears off*<<<

It's like Jack Black is cranking out jingoes for crack cocaine and leftover pizza crust.

Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2016 08:01 PM (WYh6/)

232 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 25, 2016 07:59 PM (wB8Tg)
I've got nothing. I had never heard it pronounced. I have no idea. The kids were cracking up.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 08:01 PM (eU/yZ)

233 If we end up with a Trump presidency, one of the things I will look forward to is:

No more glamorous vacays on our dime. FLOTUS, her entitled mother, and the princesses.

The Trumps own vacation properties, and will never ask us to pay for their lavish jaunts, or their children's or grandchildrens.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 08:02 PM (1ZOkK)

234 When I leave a comment (Berniebots chant "LOCK HER UP", + link to "Hillary For Prison 2016" campaign sign) on a Minneapolis DFL Scandi's (you can easily picture the sanctimoniousness) Facebook link, ...

... the comment will be gone in less than 10 minutes.


I had really expected 15 minutes.
Posted by: Arbalest at July 25, 2016 08:00 PM (FlRtG)

Their goddess will not be mocked. And besides, did you expect them to be evenhanded?

Posted by: joncelli, whose moobs are not calm at July 25, 2016 08:02 PM (1FhAQ)

235 CAC,
You're right about Wilkes-Barre. I've never seen so many Trump signs. People here are voting for him even if they won't admit it.

Posted by: mpfs at July 25, 2016 08:02 PM (M+tdH)

236 CAC? Never heard of him.

Posted by: MSM at July 25, 2016 08:02 PM (wfDW1)

237 Too bad they didn't hold the Convention here in Tacoma.

Long ago, WWF was going to do a "show" here, and the Tacoma leaders told them that rigged events were illegal within city limits.

They were forced to put a notice on their posters and tickets "This is an exhibition sport and not an actual competition."

Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 08:02 PM (sGdoo)

238

10 o'clock Michelle Obama


and Bernie Sanders (former candidate for president).

Posted by: Chester A. Town at July 25, 2016 08:03 PM (TC2NS)

239 She nailed the triple lutz but botched the demi lavato. That's going to cost her points.

Posted by: Scott Hamilton

She should have gone with a Full Lovato. Even if you miss it, the points are more

Posted by: Bruce at July 25, 2016 08:03 PM (8ikIW)

240 223 Every man straying from the marital bed deserves to be mocked and ridiculed, with only the exception that she really wanted to be a nun and hates sex.



Posted by: Product of a modern edumacation at July 25, 2016 08:00 PM (4+VII)

I don't condone cheating, but I understand it when a guy's wife treats him like shit and is in all likelihood frigid. Still wrong, but understandable.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 08:03 PM (0mRoj)

241 Putin to Hillz: Crimea River, baby!

Posted by: mrp at July 25, 2016 08:03 PM (JBggj)

242 Brietbart cancelled Milo's gay pride speech in Sweden bc of security concerns.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 08:03 PM (6IPEM)

Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 08:04 PM (NOIQH)

244 Man, this is great beer!

Posted by: mrp at July 25, 2016 08:04 PM (JBggj)

245 Ha. Ben Jealous, certified Black Man, just called Trump a mad man. Brian Williams declined to ask him if he really meant to call the Republican nominee a mad man.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 08:04 PM (/tuJf)

246 242 Brietbart cancelled Milo's gay pride speech in Sweden bc of security concerns.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 08:03 PM (6IPEM)

Wasn't that kind of the reason he was doing it?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 25, 2016 08:04 PM (3ZoRf)

247 CAC? Never heard of him.
Posted by: MSM
------------

Great Heavens!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2016 08:05 PM (9mTYi)

248 DNC Convention now features Karla Ortiz, aka "Anchora Nina."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:05 PM (SRKgf)

249 I saw Among Other Manglings open for Hotei in Tokyo in 2003.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 25, 2016 08:05 PM (VdICR)

250 Dummy lib robot-o,
Demi Lovato,
Dummy. Dummy.

Posted by: Blue Oyster Cult at July 25, 2016 08:05 PM (H9MG5)

251 Great. Mom has been here forever, and STILL can't fucking speak English.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:06 PM (SRKgf)

252 The PBS/NPR coverage is crestfallen.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 25, 2016 08:06 PM (sqHNm)

253 Every man straying from the marital bed deserves to be mocked and
ridiculed, with only the exception that she really wanted to be a nun
and hates sex.



Posted by: Product of a modern edumacation at July 25, 2016 08:00 PM (4+VII)




She indeed may have felt that way after the fifth kid. It wasn't her though, he was just an incorrigible horndog.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 08:07 PM (GUBah)

254 What I like about russian history is that there are no good guys. It's all bad guys. It makes it easier to remember.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 25, 2016 08:07 PM (iQIUe)

255 Caligirl,

kuh-THOOL-hu

I think.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at July 25, 2016 08:07 PM (tEDMc)

256 Nice picture of the barrier the dems have put up around the convention stage over at WZ. Amazing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 25, 2016 08:07 PM (3ZoRf)

257 United in the Saddle!

eh? what?


Is that like scissoring?

Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 08:07 PM (qUNWi)

258 Alright, enough of that Frenchi talk.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 25, 2016 08:07 PM (97XyN)

259 I can't believe it, but, Bill O'Really is on a roll tonight.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 08:07 PM (9ym/8)

260 250 Dummy lib robot-o,
Demi Lovato,
Dummy. Dummy.
Posted by: Blue Oyster Cult at July 25, 2016 08:05 PM (H9MG5)

Plagiarism!

Posted by: Styx at July 25, 2016 08:07 PM (7qAYi)

261 Someone call ICE. Two illegals have crawled out of the shadows.

Oh wait... they still work for SCOAMF.

Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 25, 2016 08:08 PM (H9MG5)

262 Need the Mandela funeral sign language interpreter.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 25, 2016 08:08 PM (IqV8l)

263 What I like about russian history is that there are no good guys. It's all bad guys. It makes it easier to remember.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!

----

It's basically Klingon history.

Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 08:08 PM (sGdoo)

264 "Brietbart cancelled Milo's gay pride speech in Sweden bc of security concerns. "

Crap. Was hoping he would get it done. Sweden is now almost populated completely by diversity hires.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 25, 2016 08:08 PM (WVsWD)

265 174

Yeah after I saw one of those Bon Jovi commercials for the 5,000th time it started to piss me off.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at July 25, 2016 08:08 PM (9bXUn)

266 Impressed Demi can actually wear something tasteful! I thought her boobs were allergic to fabric.

Of course they have her sing her SM bondage empowerment song. Implies that Hillary is going to be our dom? She needs better AtC footwear then if she wants to take on that role.

Posted by: LizLem at July 25, 2016 08:08 PM (LiMbk)

267 DNC in Espanol!

That'll boost their poll numbers!

Posted by: mpfs at July 25, 2016 08:08 PM (M+tdH)

268 Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at July 25, 2016 08:07 PM (tEDMc)
That's the way the boys taught me.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 08:08 PM (eU/yZ)

269 51
Holy crap! Check out the picture of DWS on Drudge.
---

Look at the eyes.

So, she's having seizures/ vague unexplained brain incidents as well?

Was she in the plane with Killery when it crashed in Iran and messed up her brain?

/oh, no wait, that didn't happen, Hillary hit her head on a doorknob, yeah, that's what's making her wear coke bottle glasses...

Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at July 25, 2016 08:08 PM (tvyXw)

270 174 Am I the only one sick to death of the Bon Jovi commercials? DIAF.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 07:51 PM (1ZOkK)



So you wish you had the power to turn back time: To stop my commercials from coming down the line.

Posted by: Bon Jovi at July 25, 2016 08:09 PM (z/Ubi)

271 First five minutes of MadTV reunion funnier than entire SNL reunion show.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 25, 2016 08:09 PM (MNgU2)

272 235 CAC,
You're right about Wilkes-Barre. I've never seen so many Trump signs. People here are voting for him even if they won't admit it.
Posted by: mpfs at July 25, 2016 08:02 PM (M+tdH)

It's been a long time coming. I almost don't believe it is really happening.

Posted by: CAC at July 25, 2016 08:09 PM (i4VxS)

273 Most days I just get a skinny caramel demi lavato with a double shot.

Posted by: bananaDream at July 25, 2016 08:09 PM (Ag8Mw)

274 Shhhh, a Dreamer is teaching us.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 08:09 PM (/tuJf)

275 MadTV 20th anniversary show on now.


When that show was "on" it was gut hernia funny.

Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 08:10 PM (qUNWi)

276 >>>Dummy lib robot-o,

Demi Lovato,

Dummy. Dummy.

Posted by: Blue Oyster Cult at July 25, 2016 08:05 PM (H9MG5)



Plagiarism!

Posted by: Styx at July 25, 2016 08:07 PM (7qAYi)<<<

Oh shit. I don't know what the hell I was thinking. I shall go sing 4 Don't Fear the Reapers and 3 Renegades as penance.

Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 25, 2016 08:10 PM (H9MG5)

277 Showing a Trump is RAYCISSSSTT!!! and loves David Duke video

Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 08:10 PM (6IPEM)

278 James Woods, love his tweets. Too bad Twitter wasn't around when Woods was being stalked by crazy ass Sean Young.

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 25, 2016 08:10 PM (yNyJy)

279 Finally escaped the barrel from earlier. Having drinks to forget everything I saw down there. Couldn't even make it past the little Hispanic prop they brought out before I had to go outside.

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at July 25, 2016 08:10 PM (kgV3t)

280 252 The PBS/NPR coverage is crestfallen.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 25, 2016 08:06 PM (sqHNm)

Maybe they should wear a jockstrap.

Posted by: joncelli, whose moobs are not calm at July 25, 2016 08:11 PM (1FhAQ)

281 275 MadTV 20th anniversary show on now.


When that show was "on" it was gut hernia funny.
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 08:10 PM (qUNWi)

They blew SNL away.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 08:11 PM (0mRoj)

282 198
Am I the only one sick to death of the Bon Jovi commercials? DIAF.
--

I had no idea it was Bon Jovi until someone told me. I thought it was some guy pretending to be Bon Jovi.

Hes' aged.

Also, the only reasonable response when that commercial comes on is to him mute immediately.

Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at July 25, 2016 08:11 PM (tvyXw)

283 I've got nothing. I had never heard it pronounced. I have no idea. The kids were cracking up.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 08:01 PM (eU/yZ) fnord (eU/yZ)


Well, it's a matter for some debate. Some people just shorten it to Thooloo.

A lot of people pronounce the C at the beginning. That's kind of "official" because some other authors and game companies did it that way.

Lovecraft said it couldn't be pronounced by humans, but as close as you could get was "Khlûl'-hloo". Like with your tongue on the roof of your mouth the whole time.

I think he also said it a couple of other ways as well.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 25, 2016 08:11 PM (wB8Tg)

284 Yes...MadTV was 100 times more creative and funny than SNL.

Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 08:11 PM (qUNWi)

285 Oh great, now Ricky Retardo.

Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 25, 2016 08:12 PM (H9MG5)

286 Posted by: Blue Oyster Cult at July 25, 2016 08:05 PM (H9MG5)
________

It's the nexus of the crisis and the origin of storms.

Posted by: FireHorse at July 25, 2016 08:12 PM (ZihpT)

287 ... the comment will be gone in less than 10 minutes.

I had really expected 15 minutes.


Some things they're actually good at.

Posted by: t-bird at July 25, 2016 08:12 PM (mxCgt)

288 Oh shit. I don't know what the hell I was thinking. I shall go sing 4 Don't Fear the Reapers and 3 Renegades as penance.
Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 25, 2016 08:10 PM (H9MG5)

Just be glad you're not visiting the Blue Oyster bar for penance.

Posted by: Styx at July 25, 2016 08:12 PM (7qAYi)

289 11 million more illegal aliens to go. You Go! DNCC!

Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2016 08:12 PM (WYh6/)

290 274 Shhhh, a Dreamer is teaching us.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 08:09 PM (/tuJf)



I already know how to mow a lawn.

Besides, why would anyone dream of moving to this racist, sexist, homophobic, paternalistic, imperialistic country? Oh yeah, because we've still got toilet paper. I forgot.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:12 PM (SRKgf)

291 281 275 MadTV 20th anniversary show on now.


When that show was "on" it was gut hernia funny.
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 08:10 PM (qUNWi)

They blew SNL away.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 08:11 PM (0mRoj)



Lowered Expectations.

And "He look-a like a man."


I also loved the Terminator trailer where he's sent back in time to protect Jesus. "Stop killing Judas!"

Posted by: Bon Jovi at July 25, 2016 08:13 PM (z/Ubi)

292 I knew I shouldn't have turned this on.

Posted by: freaked at July 25, 2016 08:13 PM (BO/km)

293 /sock

Posted by: buzzion at July 25, 2016 08:13 PM (z/Ubi)

294 It's been a long time coming. I almost don't believe it is really happening.

Posted by: CAC at July 25, 2016 08:09 PM (i4VxS) fnord (i4VxS)


I fully expect that, instead of waking normally some morning, I will be pulled out of a liquid suspension tank and awaken to an apology that "that simulation kind of got out of hand."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 25, 2016 08:13 PM (wB8Tg)

295 Oh yeah, because we've still got toilet paper. I forgot.

Posted by: Jay Guevara

And womens that like to show off their naught bits

Posted by: Bruce at July 25, 2016 08:14 PM (8ikIW)

296 Just be glad you're not visiting the Blue Oyster bar for penance.
Posted by: Styx at July 25, 2016 08:12 PM (7qAYi)

A Police Academy reference. Nice!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 25, 2016 08:14 PM (3ZoRf)

297 Protests disrupting the trains to the DNC all afternoon! Facing off against the police -

http://tinyurl.com/z8hez53

Am so enjoying this! More fun than a barrel of monkeys, too! ( of course, deep down inside, I know the inevitability of something seriously bad happening at this D&C, but until it does, I'm grinning. and yes, D&C was NOT a typo.)

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at July 25, 2016 08:14 PM (oQQwD)

298 This prick. My dad grew up in Pilsen and his father came from Yugoslavia not Mexico. BS

Posted by: dartist at July 25, 2016 08:14 PM (qmou8)

299 Seriously, he just rolled over for Scankles and put up zero fight even
though the DNC emails show their process and their organization is
severely rigged? That putz has zero credibility.


I always laughed hard as Senator Sanders listed himself as 'Independent', then voted with the Democrats every damn time.

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 25, 2016 08:14 PM (QuXrb)

300 "Oh great, now Ricky Retardo. "


?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 08:14 PM (9ym/8)

301 I don't want to put up a wall between Gutierrez and the illegal aliens. I want him on the other side of the wall, WITH the illegal aliens.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:14 PM (SRKgf)

302 Sorry, live blogging the Democrat convention.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:15 PM (SRKgf)

303 284: MadTV was 100 times more creative and funny than SNL.

Posted by: eleven
________

But what does it matter now?

Posted by: The Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man at July 25, 2016 08:15 PM (ZihpT)

304 Is Luis' head getting bigger or is his hair getting smaller?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 08:15 PM (/tuJf)

305 294 It's been a long time coming. I almost don't believe it is really happening.

Posted by: CAC at July 25, 2016 08:09 PM (i4VxS) fnord (i4VxS)

I fully expect that, instead of waking normally some morning, I will be pulled out of a liquid suspension tank and awaken to an apology that "that simulation kind of got out of hand."
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 25, 2016 08:13 PM (wB8Tg)

What kind of lame-ass simulation doesn't have Japanese nymphomaniacs with improbably large tits? I want my money back.

Posted by: joncelli, whose moobs are not calm at July 25, 2016 08:15 PM (1FhAQ)

306 Pay taxes? Bullshit.

Posted by: freaked at July 25, 2016 08:15 PM (BO/km)

307 >>>?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 08:14 PM (9ym/<<<

Loudmouth and overall anti-American asshole, Luis Gutierrrrrrrrrez.

Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 25, 2016 08:16 PM (H9MG5)

308 Holy Crap! I just got a look see st DWS's pic at Drudge.

It. Is. Epic.

Posted by: mpfs at July 25, 2016 08:16 PM (M+tdH)

309 Deport 11 million people? He's right - that's not nearly enough.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:16 PM (SRKgf)

310 RK, Luis Gutierrez, big old amnesty shill like everyone else they've put on stage

Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 08:16 PM (6IPEM)

311 I always laughed hard as Senator Sanders listed himself as 'Independent', then voted with the Democrats every damn time.

To be fair, the 'I' stands for 'In Depends'.

Posted by: Uncle Bern at July 25, 2016 08:16 PM (mxCgt)

312
"Oh great, now Ricky Retardo. "
?


Luis Gutiérrez

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 25, 2016 08:16 PM (IqV8l)

313 Kraughthummer is a dick..... Damn, thought i was watching juannie williams there for a moment

Posted by: E.T. at July 25, 2016 08:17 PM (c+7Ko)

314 Sourkrauthammer was extra sour and dour tonight.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at July 25, 2016 08:17 PM (9bXUn)

315 Second City TV was the funniest show by the way, anybody remember Friday's?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 25, 2016 08:17 PM (6Ll1u)

316 " ... When Hillary steps up to this podium we'll all take a giant ... "


Boy, was I let down when said "step."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:17 PM (SRKgf)

317 The Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man


One episode of the Lillian Verner Game Show seriously almost killed me.

Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 08:17 PM (qUNWi)

318 What kind of lame-ass simulation doesn't have Japanese nymphomaniacs with improbably large tits? I want my money back.

Posted by: joncelli, whose moobs are not calm at July 25, 2016 08:15 PM (1FhAQ) fnord (1FhAQ)


Dude, people spend millions of hours a year playing simulations of zombie apocalypses.

People are cray cray.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 25, 2016 08:17 PM (wB8Tg)

319 Luis Gutiérrez needs a new set of teeth.

Posted by: Bruce at July 25, 2016 08:17 PM (8ikIW)

320 What's with that that angry Snyder's pretzel lady?

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 25, 2016 08:17 PM (yNyJy)

321 299: I always laughed hard as Senator Sanders listed himself as 'Independent', then voted with the Democrats every damn time.

Posted by: OregonMuse
________

Could it be that he thought about every vote, on his own and independently, and then decided that the Democrats were right each time?

Or maybe he just didn't want to get Liebermaned.

Posted by: The Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man at July 25, 2016 08:17 PM (ZihpT)

322 The protestors are going to be pissed if they aren't covered. They will also want to get more "active" to try to draw coverage.

Will the convention crowd boo Michele when she has to mention Hillary?

The coverage may have to be turned off completely.

Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 08:18 PM (3myMJ)

323 Ok that's all I can take. It really hurts.

Posted by: freaked at July 25, 2016 08:18 PM (BO/km)

324 Milo cancels:

It has been said that Jews are the canary in the coal mine of civilization. Where they are left alone is freedom, and where they are prosecuted the system is in decline. I suppose gays would make a good substitute in that regard.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 25, 2016 08:18 PM (VdICR)

325 She should have gone with a Full Lovato. Even if you miss it, the points are more

Posted by: Bruce at July 25, 2016 08:03 PM (8ikIW)


Never go Full Lovato.

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 25, 2016 08:18 PM (QuXrb)

326 So ... a Hispanic likes Planned Parenthood? Not too many mamacitas support abortion, I suspect.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:18 PM (SRKgf)

327 315 Second City TV was the funniest show by the way, anybody remember Friday's?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 25, 2016 08:17 PM (6Ll1u)

Fridays was where many of the Seinfeld regulars got their start.

Posted by: Styx at July 25, 2016 08:18 PM (7qAYi)

328 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 25, 2016 08:11 PM (wB8Tg)
When I said that out loud my son was embarrassed. I had no idea how to even attempt it. It's not a word my girlfriends use. At all, they wouldn't know what I was talking about.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 08:19 PM (eU/yZ)

329 *types*
*deletes*
*types "deletes"*
*deletes*
*types "types"*
*deletes "types"*
*types*

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 25, 2016 08:19 PM (AroJD)

330 294
I fully expect that, instead of waking normally some morning, I will be pulled out of a liquid suspension tank and awaken to an apology that "that simulation kind of got out of hand."
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 25, 2016 08:13 PM (wB8Tg)


LOL.

Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 08:19 PM (sdi6R)

331 Holy Crap! I just got a look see st DWS's pic at Drudge.

It. Is. Epic.


How does he get them? The Great Democrat Media never seems able to capture them.

Posted by: t-bird at July 25, 2016 08:19 PM (mxCgt)

332 I don't know if Luis is gay, but like Hillary, he sure is angry.

Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2016 08:19 PM (WYh6/)

333 Deport 11 million people? He's right - that's not nearly enough.
Posted by: Jay Guevara

----

Why is it that Democrats find it totally impossible and inhumane to deport 11 million people...

...but aborting six times that many doesn't even make them blink?

Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 08:19 PM (sGdoo)

334 318 What kind of lame-ass simulation doesn't have Japanese nymphomaniacs with improbably large tits? I want my money back.

Posted by: joncelli, whose moobs are not calm at July 25, 2016 08:15 PM (1FhAQ) fnord (1FhAQ)

Dude, people spend millions of hours a year playing simulations of zombie apocalypses.

People are cray cray.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 25, 2016 08:17 PM (wB8Tg)



Counterpoint: You get to shoot the assholes.

Posted by: buzzion at July 25, 2016 08:19 PM (z/Ubi)

335 Off lousy theatrical rock band sock

Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 08:20 PM (7qAYi)

336 Still listening to Levin, cleaned up more water, cleaned litter boxes and ice cream

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 08:20 PM (bksJQ)

337 When I said that out loud my son was embarrassed.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 08:19 PM (eU/yZ) fnord (eU/yZ)


Meh, children *wake up* embarrassed by their parents. It's kind of a default position.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 25, 2016 08:20 PM (wB8Tg)

338 315 Second City TV was the funniest show by the way, anybody remember Friday's?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 25, 2016 08:17 PM (6Ll1u)


Yeah, it was such a blatant ripoff of SNL. It was where whatsisface Kramer from Seinfeld's got his start, wasn't it?

It only lasted, what, 3 episodes.

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 25, 2016 08:20 PM (QuXrb)

339 So You all actually watching this?

Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 08:21 PM (O2RFr)

340 Drudge... Oh man, classic

Posted by: E.T. at July 25, 2016 08:21 PM (c+7Ko)

341 Yeah, let's keep all my the undocumented Hispanic, Latino, whatever children here. Except for Elian Gonzalez. Rip him from the loving arms of his family and ship his poor little self (scared, crying, screaming in fright) back to the Cuba whence his mama died trying to bring him to a better life in the USA. Who was POTUS? Why, it was Billy Jeff. Why have we forgotten that horrible instance?

Posted by: Susanamantha at July 25, 2016 08:21 PM (yL5ls)

342 " Sourkrauthammer was extra sour and dour tonight."



Yeah he was. Firmly in the George Will, Grin Beck camp.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 08:21 PM (9ym/8)

343
234 Posted by: joncelli

Their goddess will not be mocked. And besides, did you expect them to be evenhanded?


b ... b ... but, 167 Sally Kohn @sallykohn !!!!1!

Interestingly, I just checked FB, and the entire post is gone. I received it via a share, so I can't tell if the share was retracted, or the entire post was deleted.

Posted by: Arbalest at July 25, 2016 08:21 PM (FlRtG)

344 Posted by: t-bird at July 25, 2016 08:19 PM (mxCgt)
If she were only a conservative it would be on the cover of every magazine and newspaper.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 08:21 PM (eU/yZ)

345 CAC,

I can tell you from the ground here in Luzerne County that it really is happening.

We are coal, we are hard working and we are FED UP!

Posted by: mpfs at July 25, 2016 08:22 PM (M+tdH)

346 Andy Kaufman on Friday's

https://youtu.be/bN5vhvIAqY8

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 25, 2016 08:22 PM (IqV8l)

347 >>>Counterpoint: You get to shoot the assholes.

Posted by: buzzion at July 25, 2016 08:19 PM (z/Ubi)<<<

Leave it to a ghost to feel superior to zombies. Guess some undead are more equal than others.

Posted by: a nosferatu at July 25, 2016 08:22 PM (H9MG5)

348 John Bon Jovi's head is disproportionate to the rest of his body. When he had big 80s hair back in the day it disguised it. He is like Mr Potato Head.

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 25, 2016 08:22 PM (yNyJy)

349 So, Mooch speech drinking game?

"Hillary will never allow you...." drink the whole bottle

"Black lives matter" .... a shot

"As a young black woman, I grew up feeling racism"....two shots

"Barack grew up afraid of going to a convenience store".... half the bottle

"I hope our daughters will never feel the sting of racism"...drink another bottle

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 08:22 PM (1ZOkK)

350 I turned it off. Judy Woodruff and Gwen Ifill were almost scissoring on the PBS coverage.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at July 25, 2016 08:22 PM (U6f54)

351 Oops. Forgot to turn my sock off. Always.

Per my personal rule, I own that name for the duration of the thread.

Always.

Posted by: The Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man at July 25, 2016 08:22 PM (ZihpT)

352 Fools! Drinking the blood of innocents will make me live 1000 years!

Posted by: Hillary - witch at July 25, 2016 07:41 PM (qmuP7)

It's been tried. It didn't work.

Posted by: redbanzai at July 25, 2016 08:22 PM (zE5x1)

353 So You all actually watching this?

Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 08:21 PM (O2RFr) fnord (O2RFr)


Pfff, no.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 25, 2016 08:22 PM (wB8Tg)

354 Fridays --

"Don't you hate it when they make you clap your hands?

Don't you hate it when they make you clap your hands?

{Everybody!!!}


Don't you hate it when they make you sing alooooong?


Don't you hate it when they come out in the crowd?

Don't you hate it when they come out

Don't you hate it when they come out

Don't you hate it when they come out in the crowd?"
Don't you hate it when they come out in the crowd?
Don't you hate it when they make you sing alooooong?

Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 08:23 PM (qUNWi)

355 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 25, 2016 08:20 PM (wB8Tg)
His friends always like me.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 08:23 PM (eU/yZ)

356 "Drudge... Oh man, classic"


So, just another Monday for Debs.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 08:23 PM (9ym/8)

357 308 Holy Crap! I just got a look see st DWS's pic at Drudge.

It. Is. Epic.
----------
I couldn't stop chuckling at it

Posted by: willy at July 25, 2016 08:24 PM (Ffw22)

358 Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 08:22 PM (1ZOkK)
Is she speaking tonight?

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 08:24 PM (eU/yZ)

359 357 308 Holy Crap! I just got a look see st DWS's pic at Drudge.


One of He better pictures...

Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 08:24 PM (O2RFr)

360 MadTV is coming back on with new cast. Probably why they are having this 20 year anniversary show. MadTV launched Key and Peele by the way.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 25, 2016 08:24 PM (MNgU2)

361 >>Shhhh, a Dreamer is teaching us.

Ha!
Is she telling us what it means to be an American, and what our values are?
After Obama has told me so many times who we aren't I need some tips or notes on that...

Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 08:25 PM (NOIQH)

362 He =Her...

Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 08:25 PM (O2RFr)

363 339 So You all actually watching this?
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 08:21 PM (O2RFr)
Not me donna. I plan to eat dinner soon & not have nightmares later tonight.

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 25, 2016 08:25 PM (yNyJy)

364 Holy Crap! I just got a look see st DWS's pic at Drudge.

It. Is. Epic.

----

Meanwhile, DWS is going, "How the hell did they get a hold of my passport photo?!!!"

Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 08:25 PM (sGdoo)

365 "Barack grew up afraid of going to a convenience store".... half the bottle

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 08:22 PM (1ZOkK) fnord (1ZOkK)


It was so humiliating when the servants were sick and *he* had to do last-minute shopping!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 25, 2016 08:25 PM (wB8Tg)

366 PBS is very down playing the revolt of the Bernie Bros. Lots of interviews with people saying saying things like "We're the Dem party. Of course were an unruly mob" and "Of course we will come together at the end and kneel before her majesty and vote for free stuff." Plus the usual ancient PBS talking heads blathering nonsense.

On the other hand they they have a very attractive reporterette doing coverage from the floor so I think I will keep it on.


Posted by: Ripley at July 25, 2016 08:25 PM (0vsws)

367 format Pixynated dang it.

Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 08:25 PM (qUNWi)

368 Trump counter-programming on FBN

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 25, 2016 08:26 PM (3Liv/)

369 Is Mooch speaking tonight?

Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 08:26 PM (O2RFr)

370 Switched over to "Three Headed Shark".

Posted by: freaked at July 25, 2016 08:26 PM (BO/km)

371 358
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 08:22 PM (1ZOkK)

Is she speaking tonight?

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 08:24 PM (eU/yZ)


The Mooch? Yes, at 10:00.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 08:26 PM (1ZOkK)

372 "Cthulhu" isn't supposed to be pronuncible by non-eldritch tongues. It is a Name Not To Be Spoken

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 25, 2016 08:26 PM (6FqZa)

373 His friends always like me.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 08:23 PM (eU/yZ) fnord (eU/yZ)


Bow chicka bow... umm, sorry.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 25, 2016 08:27 PM (wB8Tg)

374 Kramer's tour de force was the all time classic cult film UHF

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 25, 2016 08:27 PM (6Ll1u)

375 The Mooch? Yes, at 10:00.


Great I'm sure they'll all remind Us of Mrs. Trumps "plagiarism!"

Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 08:27 PM (O2RFr)

376 >>MadTV launched Key and Peele by the way.

This old MadTv skit never gets old:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS4v_kj9rw4

Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 08:27 PM (NOIQH)

377 It looks like someone smacked her in the back of the head

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 08:28 PM (bksJQ)

378 Switched over to "Three Headed Shark".
---
If you haven't seen the original Two Headed Shark Attack, you're going to be lost by the plot.

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 25, 2016 08:28 PM (3Liv/)

379 These Bernie Bros pale in comparison to the '68 protestors.

Too weak and limp wristed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 08:28 PM (1ZOkK)

380 The blithe, pox on all sides cynical approach to this election is a cowardly cop-out. It is either going to be Hillary or Trump. Pick a side.

Posted by: cm9000 at July 25, 2016 08:28 PM (Y/5qL)

381

Speed. Control. Vibrating. Butt. Plug. Broken...

Posted by: DWS at July 25, 2016 08:28 PM (qul7b)

382 >>>So You all actually watching this?

Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 08:21 PM (O2RFr)<<<



So far it's been like the X-files. Each new speaker is a random freak of the week.

Posted by: Fox Mulder at July 25, 2016 08:28 PM (H9MG5)

383 372 "Cthulhu" isn't supposed to be pronuncible by non-eldritch tongues. It is a Name Not To Be Spoken
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 25, 2016 08:26 PM (6FqZa)


"Pfft!"

- - E Pleb Neesta

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:28 PM (27m1/)

384 Abuela Hillary having that dreamer girl on her knee in the vid...is she never NOT awkward?

This Jessie Lispon hipster dbag blames GOP for people boycotting his state and not the A-holes boycotting the state. Good job dude!

Posted by: LizLem at July 25, 2016 08:29 PM (LiMbk)

385 >>>>>Second City TV was the funniest show<<<<

The Guy Cabellero/Godfather spoof was hysterical.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at July 25, 2016 08:29 PM (tEDMc)

386 Leftism is so shallow.

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 08:29 PM (bksJQ)

387
So 8 years on, is the angry black dame still proud to be an American?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:29 PM (27m1/)

388 If only it was only 38 days to college football. OH, IT IS!

Posted by: Brunnhilde at July 25, 2016 08:30 PM (P5esK)

389 349 So, Mooch speech drinking game?
"Hillary will never allow you...." drink the whole bottle
"Black lives matter" .... a shot
"As a young black woman, I grew up feeling racism"....two shots
"Barack grew up afraid of going to a convenience store".... half the bottle
"I hope our daughters will never feel the sting of racism"...drink another bottle
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 08:22 PM (1ZOkK)



"Social justice."

I'll alert the detox unit to stand by.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:30 PM (SRKgf)

390 Second City was so much better than Saturday night live

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 08:30 PM (bksJQ)

391 #372 is what happens when I use ctrl-F instead of scrolling down the comments to see if someone else had already posted on the topic.

Sorry, Merovign.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 25, 2016 08:30 PM (6FqZa)

392 Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 08:26 PM (1ZOkK)
Thanks, I had to turn off the dvr box. The fan is running, I think it's ready to break. I'll let it rest for a bit.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 08:30 PM (eU/yZ)

393 this democrat russian derangement syndrome reminds me of the wackjobs
complaining about the templars, the "Illuminati", and the jewish cabal
being responsible for everything going bad in their lives

Posted by: runner at July 25, 2016 08:31 PM (c6/9Q)

394 So far it's been like the X-files. Each new speaker is a random freak of the week.

Posted by: Fox Mulder at July 25, 2016 08:28 PM (H9MG5)



Do you get the feeling that they recruited all these speakers from the bar scene in the original Star Wars?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:31 PM (SRKgf)

395 382 >>>So You all actually watching this?

Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 08:21 PM (O2RFr)



So far it's been like the X-files. Each new speaker is a random freak of the week.
Posted by: Fox Mulder at July 25, 2016 08:28 PM (H9MG5)

With an evil conspiracy behind it all.

Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 08:31 PM (7qAYi)

396
Lest we forget that this is the convention of the largest major political party in America.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:32 PM (27m1/)

397 Sorry, Merovign.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 25, 2016 08:30 PM (6FqZa) fnord (6FqZa)


If it wasn't for reposts, we wouldn't have any more comments than HotAir.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 25, 2016 08:32 PM (wB8Tg)

398 When is Cruz speaking?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 25, 2016 07:57 PM (qul7b)

Cruz has never been a Democrat. Trump on the other hand...

Posted by: redbanzai at July 25, 2016 08:32 PM (zE5x1)

399 I turned on C-Span, but I only lasted five minutes.

Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 08:32 PM (sdi6R)

400 Please, bring back Yoko - anything but DW-S or HRC.

Posted by: oldgeezer at July 25, 2016 08:32 PM (4pPcl)

401 "Abuela Hillary having that dreamer girl on her knee in the vid...is she never NOT awkward?"

My first thought was of Saddam fondling and stroking his little hostage-boy. I can't imagine why I thought of that.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 25, 2016 08:32 PM (97XyN)

402 Someone held up a sign that read "LGBT with Hillary."


A bit close to knuckle, isn't it?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:32 PM (SRKgf)

403 Why does the Democrat party want to force me to watch the LGBTQED community copulate? Take that shit home and do it behind closed doors like the rest of humanity.

Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2016 08:32 PM (WYh6/)

404 372 It's not spoken by me because I've never figured out how.
(But know what it is)

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 08:32 PM (bksJQ)

405 Kramer's tour de force was the all time classic cult film UHF

He stole that one. Actually Weird Al knew it early on and just let him have the show - he said in the commentary that if you put the camera in front of Richards, he'd do something crazy.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 25, 2016 08:32 PM (6FqZa)

406 I said earlier, the one thing the NeverTrumpers can look forward to if Trump is elected, the millions we will save after eight years of Obama and his Beard and hell spawn traveling and vacationing on our dime.

Literally, millions.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 08:33 PM (1ZOkK)

407
"Cthulhu" isn't supposed to be pronuncible by non-eldritch tongues. It is a Name Not To Be Spoken

That is a worship word. Yang worship. You will not speak it.

Posted by: Cloud William at July 25, 2016 08:33 PM (IqV8l)

408 401 "Abuela Hillary having that dreamer girl on her knee in the vid...is she never NOT awkward?"

My first thought was of Saddam fondling and stroking his little hostage-boy. I can't imagine why I thought of that.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 25, 2016 08:32 PM (97XyN)


"Great minds think alike."

- - Harry Reid

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:33 PM (27m1/)

409 Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at July 25, 2016 08:29 PM (tEDMc)
I remember the show but not the sketches. I do remember the Canadian guys.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 08:33 PM (eU/yZ)

410 >>>Do you get the feeling that they recruited all these speakers from the bar scene in the original Star Wars?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:31 PM (SRKgf)<<<

Nah. A lot of them were at least kinda cute and lovable. These nasties are all angry, snarling, vicious, unintelligent creatures with no discernible redeeming qualities.

Posted by: Fox Mulder at July 25, 2016 08:33 PM (H9MG5)

411 It's the first time democrats worried about Moscow since the Cuban Missile Crisis.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 25, 2016 08:33 PM (VdICR)

412 She is from Nevada but talking like she is from Georgia

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 08:33 PM (bksJQ)

413 Ace is being active on twitter if anyone is interested to talk about DNC.

Posted by: Draki at July 25, 2016 08:33 PM (QLU+j)

414 407 Posted by: Cloud William at July 25, 2016 08:33 PM (IqV8l)


See me at 383.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:34 PM (27m1/)

415 400 Please, bring back Yoko - anything but DW-S or HRC.
Posted by: oldgeezer at July 25, 2016 08:32 PM (4pPcl)



Desperate times, desperate measures.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:34 PM (SRKgf)

416 Old SCTV,

Rick Moranis as David Brinkley;

http://tinyurl.com/h2jmos3

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at July 25, 2016 08:34 PM (tEDMc)

417 405 Kramer's tour de force was the all time classic cult film UHF

He stole that one. Actually Weird Al knew it early on and just let him have the show - he said in the commentary that if you put the camera in front of Richards, he'd do something crazy.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 25, 2016 08:32 PM (6FqZa)

He literally stood on his head when he auditioned for the role of Kramer.

Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 08:34 PM (7qAYi)

418 410 Posted by: Fox Mulder at July 25, 2016 08:33 PM (H9MG5)

Sy Snootles/Rancor '16

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:34 PM (27m1/)

419 Hahahaha! It's raining in Philly...and the media tent outside is leaking!

Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 08:35 PM (GUBah)

420 Barack hated the stigma of having to score some weed because he had to talk to the other black kid on Oahu.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 08:35 PM (4+VII)

421
Second City was so much better than Saturday night live

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 08:30 PM (bksJQ)

Second City had some moments and was a farm team for SNL. But to say it was better? Not ready to go there.

Posted by: cm9000 at July 25, 2016 08:35 PM (Y/5qL)

422 Watching PBS, and I'd bang Amy Walter.

In my defense, she clearly knows how to iron a man's shirt.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 25, 2016 08:35 PM (EUMr7)

423 419 Hahahaha! It's raining in Philly...and the media tent outside is leaking!
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 08:35 PM (GUBah)


The tent was made in Venezuela.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:35 PM (27m1/)

424 My mother hates Michelle. She reminds me of aunt Esther. My mom doesn't like Hillary either.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 08:36 PM (eU/yZ)

425 Over/under the MFM drooling over Moochelle tonight? "Those arms! Her fashion sense!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 08:36 PM (1ZOkK)

426 I really need new glasses, a set of knee pads would come in handy too.

Posted by: D. W. Schlitz at July 25, 2016 08:36 PM (gNrgn)

427
>>>She is from Nevada but talking like she is from Georgia

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 08:33 PM (bksJQ)<<<

We identify with whatever accent we wish.

Posted by: pandering Dem politicians everywhere at July 25, 2016 08:36 PM (H9MG5)

428 Reports on Twitter that the "media tent" flooded in the thunderstorms and shorted out all the MFM's junk. Beautiful.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 25, 2016 08:36 PM (zjvRa)

429 I hated Saturday night live

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 08:36 PM (bksJQ)

430 422 Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 25, 2016 08:35 PM (EUMr7)

The things you miss when you cut the cable.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:36 PM (27m1/)

431 Watching Brian Williams on MSNBC. It's like watching a very slow person act like what he thinks a smart person sounds like talking to slow people.

And that dude Maddow nodding his head is distracting.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 08:36 PM (/tuJf)

432 Apropos to nothing, there are $300 remotes. I presume they are meant to operate every single electronic device in a household built by someone with too much money and a wish to chase every toy in sight to try to fill the void in their miserable existence left by a meaningful relationship with (a) the Divine (b) their family (c) humanity in general or (d) common sense.

Also, there are 287 pages of remote controls available on Amazon.

Fuckit. I'm calling the cable company to replace the downstairs remote that has buttons wearing out.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at July 25, 2016 08:36 PM (vyqqu)

433 418 410 Posted by: Fox Mulder at July 25, 2016 08:33 PM (H9MG5)

Sy Snootles/Rancor '16

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:34 PM (27m1/)


Yarna d'al' Gargan for Sec State

Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 08:36 PM (7qAYi)

434 Very unfunny stupid shitty video with the Chinese guy from The Hangover

Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 08:37 PM (6IPEM)

435 "Philadelphia ...where our independence began, and our Constitution was born"


And where, apparently, both will end, if the Dems have their way.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:37 PM (SRKgf)

436 It was clearing but heard thunder and it's raining again.

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 08:37 PM (bksJQ)

437 Wedding scene SCTV "Godfather";

http://tinyurl.com/j55ll39

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at July 25, 2016 08:37 PM (tEDMc)

438 420
Barack hated the stigma of having to score some weed because he had to talk to the other black kid on Oahu.




Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 08:35 PM (4+VII)


LOL!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 08:37 PM (1ZOkK)

439 434 Very unfunny stupid shitty video with the Chinese guy from The Hangover
Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 08:37 PM (6IPEM)



That was truly cringeworthy.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:37 PM (SRKgf)

440 Cruz has never been a Democrat. Trump on the other hand...


Posted by: redbanzai at July 25, 2016 08:32 PM (zE5x1)


Well, JFK would be a foaming at the mouth, right-wing maniac, compared to these commie scumbags.

Posted by: Mr Creosote at July 25, 2016 08:37 PM (cmE8J)

441
I see this Amy Walter is a lezzie.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:37 PM (27m1/)

442 428 Reports on Twitter that the "media tent" flooded in the thunderstorms and shorted out all the MFM's junk. Beautiful.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 25, 2016 08:36 PM (zjvRa)


Over/under on cannibalism by Thursday night?

Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 08:37 PM (sdi6R)

443 Right, time to be off to see "The Killing Joke". Will report back how it went

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 25, 2016 08:38 PM (6FqZa)

444 I turned it off. Judy Woodruff and Gwen Ifill were almost scissoring on the PBS coverage.

Posted by: the littl shyning man
****

(Googles them)

Arrrrg! KILL IT!!1 KILL IT!!!!!1 (shoots computer monitor)

Posted by: Barney Frank at July 25, 2016 08:38 PM (hVdx9)

445 "Strange Brew" was a funny spin off movie of SCTV.

Posted by: Sane Person at July 25, 2016 08:38 PM (Ht/4p)

446 Reports on Twitter that the "media tent" flooded in the thunderstorms and shorted out all the MFM's junk. Beautiful.

This DNC couldn't be going more perfectly.

This has just been a very good day.

Best Monday ever.

Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 08:38 PM (qUNWi)

447 428 Reports on Twitter that the "media tent" flooded in the thunderstorms and shorted out all the MFM's junk. Beautiful.
---------------
Karma.

Posted by: willy at July 25, 2016 08:38 PM (Ffw22)

448 I've been trying to find *good* things to say about this election.

It is something watching the genuine conspiracy kooks trying to decide whether to shit or go blind.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 25, 2016 08:38 PM (wB8Tg)

449 Embarrassing children is one of Mom and Dad's main jobs.

Posted by: Javems at July 25, 2016 08:38 PM (yOqwj)

450 Last year's 4th of July Welcome America in Philadelphia was all LGBT

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 08:38 PM (bksJQ)

451 >>>Over/under on cannibalism by Thursday night?

Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 08:37 PM (sdi6R)<<<

**squirt**

Posted by: Shemp Smith at July 25, 2016 08:38 PM (H9MG5)

452 436
It was clearing but heard thunder and it's raining again.

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 08:37 PM (bksJQ)


Perhaps G-d is trying to send a message.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 08:38 PM (1ZOkK)

453

For the Halftime Show Madcow and Krowin will perform an interpretive dance, 'Fistin to the Oldies.'

Posted by: DWS at July 25, 2016 08:38 PM (qul7b)

454
Reports on Twitter that the "media tent" flooded in the thunderstorms and shorted out all the MFM's junk.

They need to wear rubber underwear.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 25, 2016 08:38 PM (IqV8l)

455 Have they shown the wall the DNC put around the podium stage yet? Richard Grenell posted it on Twitter & WZ has it posted now. I thought walls supposedly made Trump a racist, eh?

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 25, 2016 08:38 PM (yNyJy)

456 The tent was made in Venezuela.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:35 PM (27m1/)



You don't suppose ... nah ... they're not THAT desperate for toilet paper.





Are they?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:39 PM (SRKgf)

457 S.O.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 25, 2016 08:39 PM (hVdx9)

458
At least you could pee your pants in a rainstorm without anyone being the wiser.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:39 PM (27m1/)

459 OK, someone posted on Facebook, that the DNC email dump caught Ted Cruz's camp asking the DNC for money for a floor fight at the RNC. Anybody else heard this? Anybody know anything about PRNTLY as a reliable site?

http://tinyurl.com/z8f3ygm

Not looking to refight the Cruz/Trump wars. I was just very startled by this assertion.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 08:39 PM (kXoT0)

460 >>>I see this Amy Walter is a lezzie.

I love a challenge.

And a well starched oxford.

She's strangely hot.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 25, 2016 08:40 PM (EUMr7)

461 My mother hates Michelle. She reminds me of aunt Esther. My mom doesn't like Hillary either.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 08:36 PM (eU/yZ)


Seems to me your mother has sound judgement and is rather sensible.

Posted by: cm9000 at July 25, 2016 08:40 PM (Y/5qL)

462 >>>Perhaps G-d is trying to send a message.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 08:38 PM (1ZOkK)<<<

I'm saving up the lightning bolts for the night Cankles is speaking. I fear I may run out.

Posted by: the Big Guy Upstairs at July 25, 2016 08:40 PM (H9MG5)

463 Posted by: Javems at July 25, 2016 08:38 PM (yOqwj)
I've done my job well then.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 08:40 PM (eU/yZ)

464 456 Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:39 PM (SRKgf)

Los tiempos desesperados requieren medidas desesperadas

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:40 PM (27m1/)

465 Raise your hand if you called somebody a hoser, because there isn't any thing wrong with being Canadian is there?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 25, 2016 08:40 PM (6Ll1u)

466 Yeah, I would like to show Amy Walter the other side of life.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 08:41 PM (4+VII)

467 "Barack hated the stigma of having to score some weed because he had to talk to the other black kid on Oahu.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo"

What are you talking about? Young Obama was organizing and leading civil right marches when he was growing up in Hawaii. And Indonesia.

I know this because that is what they are teaching my kids in public schools.

Posted by: Ripley at July 25, 2016 08:41 PM (0vsws)

468 Arrrrg! KILL IT!!1 KILL IT!!!!!1 (shoots computer monitor)


Nice postmodern Elvis twist.

::nods::

Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 08:41 PM (qUNWi)

469 460 She's strangely hot.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 25, 2016 08:40 PM (EUMr7)


I have to admit you have a point. I also find attraction with women others would pass over.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:41 PM (27m1/)

470 At least you could pee your pants in a rainstorm without anyone being the wiser.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:39 PM (27m1/)
a


That's why I always wear swim trunks.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 25, 2016 08:42 PM (cmE8J)

471 Posted by: cm9000 at July 25, 2016 08:40 PM (Y/5qL)
She told me she voted for JFK because all the cool kids were doing it. I told her she was the sixties version of an Obamabot.
She didn't like that. She's a definite conservative. I think she was a LIV then.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 08:42 PM (eU/yZ)

472 >>>> Reports on Twitter that the "media tent" flooded in the thunderstorms and shorted out all the MFM's junk.
-------
proof that God exists?

Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 08:42 PM (6IPEM)

473 465 Raise your hand if you called somebody a hoser, because there isn't any thing wrong with being Canadian is there?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 25, 2016 08:40 PM (6Ll1u)

Take off, eh!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 08:42 PM (0mRoj)

474 Did they boo God? No. In fact they recited the Pledge of Allegiance, including the phrase "under God."

I still don't trust them.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 07:49 PM (4+VII)

Satan quotes Scripture too.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 25, 2016 08:43 PM (/KbE7)

475 >>>
Yeah, I would like to show Amy Walter the other side of life.

I was just gonna nail her.

But if you can get her to vote Trump, Ill give up my place in line

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 25, 2016 08:43 PM (EUMr7)

476 431 Watching Brian Williams on MSNBC. It's like watching a very slow person act like what he thinks a smart person sounds like talking to slow people. Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 08:36 PM (/tuJf)
Well PMSNBC wanted somebody slow enough to match Hill's stumbling gait.

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 25, 2016 08:43 PM (yNyJy)

477 I have to admit you have a point. I also find attraction with women others would pass over.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:41 PM (27m1/)




****
I hear ya. I find women sexy, not necessarily hot, that cause others to blink.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 25, 2016 08:43 PM (KcI5m)

478 Well, Imonna get in bed and watch this shit. Husband is watching Fox on the big TV and refuses to channel surf. Dammit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 08:43 PM (1ZOkK)

479 Heh. Best friend just texted me about the media tent, noting that "high school productions are more professionally handled".

Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 08:43 PM (GUBah)

480 Amy Walters is cute. The hair is cute. The face is cute. The body is young, pert, and cute.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 08:43 PM (4+VII)

481
Any announcements about avoiding bad acid or the first aid tent with Dr. Morris Sha-PIE-ro?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:44 PM (27m1/)

482
Also, there are 287 pages of remote controls available on Amazon.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy


I like this one :

http://tinyurl.com/zt7zdwu

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 25, 2016 08:44 PM (IqV8l)

483 Couldn't take leftists anymore, had to turn it off.

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 08:44 PM (bksJQ)

484 Did they boo God? No. In fact they recited the Pledge of Allegiance, including the phrase "under God."

I still don't trust them.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 07:49 PM (4+VII)



They obviously realized the PR disaster that booing God was, and put the word out to the Party faithful: boo this time, and your ass will end up in Kolyma.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:44 PM (SRKgf)

485 So this one Drudge headline reads DNC memo complains gay donor is 'extremely high maintenance'...

I didn't actually go to the link, but dude I can cite some lyrics:

That little faggot, he's a millionaire.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 25, 2016 08:44 PM (gyKtp)

486 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:40 PM (27m1/)
I only speak Spanglish a little. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
My palabra of the day was carrilla (sp?). Bully.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 08:44 PM (eU/yZ)

487 Amy Walter looks like Rachel Maddow's little brother.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 25, 2016 08:44 PM (hVdx9)

488 >>Over/under the MFM drooling over Moochelle tonight? "Those arms! Her fashion sense!"


It's not even in question.
These are the people who freak out like 60's Beatles superfans when she does "the dougie" on the Ellen show. Hell, she could burp and fart her remarks and it would be called brilliant and articulate.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 08:44 PM (NOIQH)

489 Well, JFK would be a foaming at the mouth, right-wing maniac, compared to these commie scumbags.


Posted by: Mr Creosote at July 25, 2016 08:37 PM (cmE8J)

Probably true:-P

Posted by: redbanzai at July 25, 2016 08:44 PM (zE5x1)

490 The other night, when I mentioned that I tuned into PBS and got the NPR sourpussfest about the GOP convention, I failed to mention that Amy Walter was the only one there seeming to be having a good time.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 08:45 PM (4+VII)

491 Reports on Twitter that the "media tent" flooded in the thunderstorms and shorted out all the MFM's junk.


Oh well I guess we wont get to see those protestors. Too bad.

Posted by: freaked at July 25, 2016 08:45 PM (BO/km)

492 In re Mooch, the folks on Fox News! were speculating about whether even the beloved and highly regarded Moochster could bring unity through her speech.

** ^^ I want some of what they are smoking. ^^ **

Disclaimer: I have never tried weed, but, if it's that good, then maybe I need to do so.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 08:45 PM (kXoT0)

493 Not looking to refight the Cruz/Trump wars. I was just very startled by this assertion.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 08:39 PM (kXoT0) fnord (kXoT0)


I don't see anything there but assertions without quotes, AAAaaand too late, this thread will go to shit now. bye.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 25, 2016 08:45 PM (wB8Tg)

494 477 I hear ya. I find women sexy, not necessarily hot, that cause others to blink.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 25, 2016 08:43 PM (KcI5m)

I'll take it a step further. I've had incredible sex with women who most would consider average looking, and sex with the hottest bodies you could imagine that was like sticking your schvantz in a package of liver straight from the refrigerator.

Looks and ability don't necessarily go hand in hand.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:45 PM (27m1/)

495 click clack

Posted by: Hillary's Ben-Wa Balls at July 25, 2016 08:45 PM (syn4Y)

496 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:40 PM (27m1/)
Desperate times call for desperate measures should have had a question mark. My husband isn't here to translate for me.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 08:46 PM (eU/yZ)

497 >>>Raise your hand if you called somebody a hoser, because there isn't any thing wrong with being Canadian is there?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 25, 2016 08:40 PM (6Ll1u)<<<

I would never do such a thing. I have no idea what you're talking aboot.

Posted by: guy who enjoys eating maple syrup coverd pancakes while watching hockey at July 25, 2016 08:46 PM (H9MG5)

498 >>>
Amy Walters is cute. The hair is cute. The face is cute. The body is young, pert, and cute.

I'd macro-agress it.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 25, 2016 08:46 PM (EUMr7)

499 So, over dinner, husband asks me what has happened at the DNC. I lay it all out, and the inner lib in him (thanks to his lib idiot parents) says, "I just don't believe that. Couldn't have happened. No way the DNC is all BLM and stuff."

Gah. No wonder I'm dealing with mega-high BP.

I love him, but he's been indoctrinated since infancy. He drives our son nuts.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 08:46 PM (1ZOkK)

500 I have to admit you have a point. I also find attraction with women others would pass over.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:41 PM (27m1/)




****
I hear ya. I find women sexy, not necessarily hot, that cause others to blink.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty
****

Woohoo. I'm gettin' laid tonight!

Posted by: Trigglypuff at July 25, 2016 08:46 PM (hVdx9)

501 So THIS is where all teh cool kids are huh?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 25, 2016 08:46 PM (zv81W)

502

Jebus, how much Valu-Rite have you boys had? That Amy chick is a three-bagger...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 25, 2016 08:46 PM (qul7b)

503 Mooch is scary

Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 08:46 PM (eSQgj)

504
481
Any announcements about avoiding bad acid or the first aid tent with Dr. Morris Sha-PIE-ro?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


It's the brown acid, man!

http://www.hark.com/clips/ygmhswwswk-brown-acid-warning

"To get back to the warning that I received. You may take it with however many grains of salt that you wish. That the brown acid that is circulating around us isn't too good. It is suggested that you stay away from that. Of course it's your own trip. So be my guest, but please be advised that there is a warning on that one, ok?"

Posted by: zombie at July 25, 2016 08:47 PM (jBuUi)

505 498 >>>
Amy Walters is cute. The hair is cute. The face is cute. The body is young, pert, and cute.

I'd macro-agress it.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 25, 2016 08:46 PM (EUMr7)


She's much more appealing than Rocky Maddoff.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:47 PM (27m1/)

506 503
Mooch is scary


Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 08:46 PM (eSQgj)


And that's putting it mildly. She's a beast.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 08:48 PM (1ZOkK)

507 Brown Acid Matters!

Posted by: zombie at July 25, 2016 08:48 PM (jBuUi)

508 Do you get the feeling that they recruited all these speakers from the bar scene in the original Star Wars?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:31 PM (SRKgf)


Could be. I've never seen a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 25, 2016 08:48 PM (QuXrb)

509 489 Well, JFK would be a foaming at the mouth, right-wing maniac, compared to these commie scumbags.
Posted by: Mr Creosote at July 25, 2016 08:37 PM (cmE8J)
Probably true:-P
Posted by: redbanzai at July 25, 2016 08:44 PM (zE5x1)



No two ways about it. I once sandbagged a liberal in an online debate with a series of "Rush Limbaugh" quotes, that he characterized as "typical of a right-wing nut job."

I then informed him that they were JFK quotes, and provided him with the links.

His response? "You tricked me!"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:48 PM (SRKgf)

510 So far it's been like the X-files. Each new speaker is a random freak of the week.
Posted by: Fox Mulder at July 25, 2016 08:28 PM (H9MG5)

I turned on the DNC in time to see some lesbian standing at the podium squawking about something. She was in full militant lesbian regalia, butch haircut with streaks of gray, etc. I stared for a few minutes wondering which letter of the alphabet soup LGBTQ crazy it was and finally settled on either a lesbian or a transgender male to female who wants to look like a male. I then turned it off and went to American Pickers.
The RNC had lesbians, gays, etc. all of who were mentally normal, productive and for whom being lesbian or gay was secondary to being an individual and even less important than being an American. Being homosexual was not their sole reason for living. I had zero issue and was cheering for them by the end of their speeches.

The DNC is just a conga line of freaks. Mentally ill people who are using whatever "uniqueness' they think they possess to foster a victim status and demand everyone acquiesce to their needs and list of made up abuses.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 25, 2016 08:48 PM (Zz6ul)

511 500
Woohoo. I'm gettin' laid tonight!
Posted by: Trigglypuff at July 25, 2016 08:46 PM (hVdx9)

Not with Caitlyn's disembodied schvantz and Michael S'Moores pushing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:48 PM (27m1/)

512 Mooch is scary


You know, she really is.

Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 08:48 PM (qUNWi)

513 So, over dinner, husband asks me what has happened at the DNC. I lay it all out, and the inner lib in him (thanks to his lib idiot parents) says, "I just don't believe that. Couldn't have happened. No way the DNC is all BLM and stuff."

Oh, Jane, that must be terrible. I flipped mine entirely, and I put up with some silliness early, but at this age, I might lose my mind.

Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 08:48 PM (eSQgj)

514 Mmmmmm, back bacon, eh.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 25, 2016 08:49 PM (IqV8l)

515 Women sexy?

It's a biological urge.

But wait. Not it's not. It's a social construct!

(I am pretty sure it's a biological urge to merge)


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 08:49 PM (4+VII)

516 >>> I've had incredible sex with women who most would consider average
looking, and sex with the hottest bodies you could imagine that was like
sticking your schvantz in a package of liver straight from the
refrigerator.

Just because it needed to be repeated.


Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 25, 2016 08:49 PM (EUMr7)

517 Lay off the paint thinner kids.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 25, 2016 08:49 PM (4ErVI)

518 Communist Unity Not Totalitarianism is a perfect slogan for this coven.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 25, 2016 08:49 PM (iqX2J)

519 Could be. I've never seen a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 25, 2016 08:48 PM (QuXrb)



And social if not biological degeneracy.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:49 PM (SRKgf)

520 Christine Gilde. "Like most working parents my husband and I..." and launches into equal pay screed. Ugh. Can't watch anymore.

What happened to that cute reporter-ette that was on when I turned on PBS? I think it was a trick.

Posted by: Ripley at July 25, 2016 08:50 PM (0vsws)

521
Oh, Jane, that must be terrible. I flipped mine
entirely, and I put up with some silliness early, but at this age, I
might lose my mind.


Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 08:48 PM (eSQgj)


It is. And after 30 years, I'm still trying to stay sane with the idiots.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 08:50 PM (1ZOkK)

522 It's the Vast Putin International Communist Conspiracy (VPICC)

Next, Hillary will be claiming to be heir to the John Birch-ers.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at July 25, 2016 08:50 PM (e8kgV)

523 I didn't actually go to the link, but dude I can cite some lyrics:

That little faggot, he's a millionaire.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 25, 2016 08:44 PM (gyKtp)


Those lyrics have been banned in Canada, I'll have you know.

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 25, 2016 08:50 PM (QuXrb)

524 The DNC is just a conga line of freaks. Mentally ill people who are using whatever "uniqueness' they think they possess to foster a victim status and demand everyone acquiesce to their needs and list of made up abuses.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 25, 2016 08:48 PM (Zz6ul)



"Conga line of freaks." Consider that stolen.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:51 PM (SRKgf)

525 I'll take it a step further. I've had incredible sex with women who most would consider average looking, and sex with the hottest bodies you could imagine that was like sticking your schvantz in a package of liver straight from the refrigerator.

Looks and ability don't necessarily go hand in hand.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

You banged a corpse?

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 25, 2016 08:51 PM (hVdx9)

526 Well, I'm off to bed with my remote.

'Night, all. If Mooch gets crazy, I'll be back.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 08:51 PM (1ZOkK)

527 Her campaign logo reminds me of the sign you see on a highway that lets you know there's a hospital off the next exit

Posted by: Flawless Male logic at July 25, 2016 07:33 PM (lKyWE)

just saw this comment, so true, i knew it reminded me of something !

Posted by: runner at July 25, 2016 08:51 PM (c6/9Q)

528 Come on down for some free shit!

Posted by: The DNC at July 25, 2016 08:51 PM (Tyii7)

529 520 Posted by: Ripley at July 25, 2016 08:50 PM (0vsws)

There IS equal pay for equal work. But not all jobs or hours worked are equal, stevia-tits! We have regulations and the EEOC coming out of eyes and yet this bromide persists.

My hair hurts from this garbage.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:52 PM (27m1/)

530 OK, someone posted on Facebook, that the DNC email
dump caught Ted Cruz's camp asking the DNC for money for a floor fight
at the RNC. Anybody else heard this? Anybody know anything about
PRNTLY as a reliable site?



http://tinyurl.com/z8f3ygm



Not looking to refight the Cruz/Trump wars. I was just very startled by this assertion.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 08:39 PM (kXoT0)


Something like this happening wouldn't surprise me much. Doubt Ted would have anything to do with it but his staffers or hangers-on? Yeah, maybe. I dont doubt there are a lot of Cruz diehards who would like to see Trump lose so Ted could get a shot at Hillary in 2020.

Posted by: cm9000 at July 25, 2016 08:52 PM (Y/5qL)

531 I was at a church women's group meeting (I go because my wife is disabled and they feed me).

The talk was about gardening, but the speaker mentioned that she thought Michelle Obama was "elegant and beautiful."

I am too polite to say "Huh? You serious? She's a wookie."


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 08:52 PM (4+VII)

532 I've actually know more than a few wiccans and they are pretty nice ladies. A bit fixated on being naked and silly about crystals and herbs but nice. A coven would probably be a nice place.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 25, 2016 08:52 PM (39g3+)

533 MSNBC just spooged. Al Franken is on.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 08:52 PM (/tuJf)

534 And thie circus continues. Sending in the clowns...

it's Al Franken.

Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 25, 2016 08:52 PM (H9MG5)

535 Minnesotan. Senator from the Land of Retards.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:52 PM (SRKgf)

536 The DNC is just a conga line of freaks. Mentally ill people who are using whatever "uniqueness' they think they possess to foster a victim status and demand everyone acquiesce to their needs and list of made up abuses.


'm putting that on my resume, stat.

Posted by: Sally Crone at July 25, 2016 08:52 PM (uz/Pv)

537 525 You banged a corpse?
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 25, 2016 08:51 PM (hVdx9)

It sure seemed that way. Moved like the fish that came to announce Luca Brasi's disposition.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:52 PM (27m1/)

538 Do you think Barack wants to cuddle with Moochelle after they do the missionary?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 08:52 PM (pUDQf)

539 I then informed him that they were JFK quotes, and provided him with the links.
His response? "You tricked me!"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:48 PM (SRKgf)


And I hope your response to that was "And you were ignorant enough to fall for it."

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 25, 2016 08:53 PM (QuXrb)

540 >>>Those lyrics have been banned in Canada,

Today, I issued an executive order banning Canada.

Posted by: President Donald J Trump at July 25, 2016 08:53 PM (EUMr7)

541 531 Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 08:52 PM (4+VII)


I'd've bought you the biggest damn beer ever if I could've been there to hear you say it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:53 PM (27m1/)

542 Sign of the Apocalypse:


Roseanne Barr: "Leaked emails reveal the real bigots are in the Democratic Party."

Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 08:54 PM (GUBah)

543 I like this one :



http://tinyurl.com/zt7zdwu

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.


Nice, but overkill. Besides, dad has to be able to operate it.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at July 25, 2016 08:54 PM (vyqqu)

544 Every female software engineer I ever worked with never bitched about equal pay.

Because, you know, in engineering, it is a meritocracy.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 08:54 PM (4+VII)

545 The talk was about gardening, but the speaker mentioned that she thought Michelle Obama was "elegant and beautiful."

I am too polite to say "Huh? You serious? She's a wookie."


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 08:52 PM (4+VII)



Litmus test: ask her what she thinks about Ray Nitschke. Elegant and beautiful? OK, consistent then.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:54 PM (SRKgf)

546 Every time I see "Kaine", for some reason, I read "Kanye".

I'll bet that, come election day, 52% of voters make the same mistake as me. The difference being, they're going to be surprised and pissed off when they see some old white guy on TV next to Hillary.

Posted by: Damiano at July 25, 2016 08:54 PM (71OEY)

547 Senator Car Trunk.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 08:54 PM (uz/Pv)

548 Clinton's campaign manager just went all-in with the Russians-did-it-for-Trump theory on the PBS coverage. I hope they run hard with that one.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 25, 2016 08:54 PM (sqHNm)

549 538 Do you think Barack wants to cuddle with Moochelle after they do the missionary?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 08:52 PM (pUDQf)


When you say "do the missionary," do you mean an actual missionary? And the word "do" in that case. Please define.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:54 PM (27m1/)

550

Roseanne Barr: "Leaked emails reveal the real bigots are in the Democratic Party."



This day should never end. This is one long day of awesome.

Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 08:55 PM (qUNWi)

551 "because there isn't any thing wrong with being Canadian is there?"


Their heads are all floppy. And they talk like fags.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 08:55 PM (9ym/8)

552
My name is Al Frankin and I am a cocaine addict.

Posted by: 12 steps to the Senate at July 25, 2016 08:55 PM (CFAp3)

553 How did a DNC convention thread morph into a sex thread?

Posted by: IC at July 25, 2016 08:55 PM (KTFfX)

554 Everywhere is freaks and hairies, dykes and fairies, tell me where is sanity. Tax the rich, feed the poor. Till there are no rich no more.

Posted by: The Conga Line at July 25, 2016 08:55 PM (Tyii7)

555 And of course now I am wondering of there is package-of-liver-straight-from-the-fridge pron put there and I am guessing there is.

Also that one of you Morons is pondering the situation

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 25, 2016 08:55 PM (ynJty)

556 Mooch: "We're gonna take you back, to the year 1939 when Donald Trump and his nazi regime enslaved Europe and tried to take over the world......But then an even greater force emerged, the U.N. [pronounced "un"] and the U.N. un-nazied the world - forever.
Donald Trump also tried taking water from toilets, but it's Donald Trump who finds himself in the toilet now. And as history pulls down its pants and prepares to lower ITS ASS onto Donald Trump, it will be Daddy Justice who will be crapping on him THIS TIME. "

"Brawndo-it's what Democrats crave!"

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 25, 2016 08:55 PM (ej1L0)

557 542 Sign of the Apocalypse:

Roseanne Barr: "Leaked emails reveal the real bigots are in the Democratic Party."

Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 08:54 PM (GUBah)



Wow.

I don't feel so good ...

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:55 PM (SRKgf)

558 Reports on Twitter that the "media tent" flooded in the thunderstorms and shorted out all the MFM's junk.

That just means there's some seriously crazy, anti-american shit being said and madly cheered, or the Berniebots have regrouped and are creating bad visuals for the LIV...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 25, 2016 08:55 PM (qbnYE)

559 So this guy is lecturing us about business acumen on national TV: https://tinyurl.com/gwxyde7

Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 08:55 PM (GUBah)

560 509 No two ways about it. I once sandbagged a liberal in an online debate with a series of "Rush Limbaugh" quotes, that he characterized as "typical of a right-wing nut job."

I then informed him that they were JFK quotes, and provided him with the links.

His response? "You tricked me!"

Posted by: Jay Guevara


That's like bragging you outsmarted a turnip green.

*just joking; that there is funny*

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 25, 2016 08:55 PM (gyKtp)

561 "I dont doubt there are a lot of Cruz diehards who would like to see Trump lose so Ted could get a shot at Hillary in 2020."

Piles of them, or at least the 10 who voted for him are really loud.

Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 08:55 PM (eSQgj)

562 538 Do you think Barack wants to cuddle with Moochelle after they do the missionary?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 08:52 PM (pUDQf)

There probably is something exciting to having sex with a woman who could snap you like a twig.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 25, 2016 08:55 PM (3ZoRf)

563 "A coven would probably be a nice place."

Yeah. Even you might get laid.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 08:55 PM (4+VII)

564
Those lyrics have been banned in Canada

It gets edited out here as well.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 25, 2016 08:56 PM (IqV8l)

565 >>>Minnesotan. Senator from the Land of Retards.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:52 PM (SRKgf)<<<

Stuart Smalley, Jesse Ventura, the current gov Mark Dayton... it's the Land of 10,000 Flakes.

Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 25, 2016 08:56 PM (H9MG5)

566 As you watch the never-ending parade of maladjusted victims take the stage this week, just remember that it was Trump's speech that cast America as a land of doom & gloom.

Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 08:56 PM (7qAYi)

567 553 How did a DNC convention thread morph into a sex thread?
Posted by: IC at July 25, 2016 08:55 PM (KTFfX)

"Ma nish ta na, ha laila hazeh . . ."

You realize this is AOSHQ?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:56 PM (27m1/)

568 Al Franken.

I could outfunny this worthless fuck after waking up from prostate surgery.

Posted by: President Donald J Trump at July 25, 2016 08:56 PM (EUMr7)

569 Their heads are all floppy. And they talk like fags.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 08:55 PM (9ym/



Well, their shit is DEFINITELY all retarded.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:56 PM (SRKgf)

570 "Mooch is scary"



Best to let her win.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 08:57 PM (9ym/8)

571 Who would you rather. A dead fish Kate Upton or a fireball Meggie Gylenhall?

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 25, 2016 08:57 PM (MNgU2)

572 Implies that Hillary is going to be our dom? She needs better AtC footwear then if she wants to take on that role.

Ewwe - those thankles in AtC approved spike heels? Brain Bleach - stat.

Posted by: An Observation at July 25, 2016 08:57 PM (vGhPp)

573 Communist Unity Not Totalitarianism is a perfect slogan for this coven.

"It's Not Totalarianism If You Agree With Us"

Posted by: The DNC at July 25, 2016 08:57 PM (oFSUK)

574 522 It's the Vast Putin International Communist Conspiracy (VPICC)

Next, Hillary will be claiming to be heir to the John Birch-ers.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at July 25, 2016 08:50 PM (e8kgV)
It's even more dumb ass strategy from Hill, to use some supposedly commie connection to Trump alibi to try to appease BernBots. It's truly hilarious.

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 25, 2016 08:57 PM (yNyJy)

575 >>>538 Do you think Barack wants to cuddle with Moochelle after they do the missionary?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 08:52 PM (pUDQf)

He wears his bicycle helmet for that.

Posted by: Caliban at July 25, 2016 08:57 PM (3GFMN)

576 "by 312 trunks votes"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:57 PM (SRKgf)

577 Everywhere is freaks and hairies, dykes and fairies, tell me where is
sanity. Tax the rich, feed the poor. Till there are no rich no more.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm going home. By helicopter.

Posted by: dartist at July 25, 2016 08:57 PM (qmou8)

578 Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 08:50 PM (1ZOkK)
Oh Jane, I would lose my mind. Bless you for being patient.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 08:57 PM (eU/yZ)

579 Heh. Franken stumbled and almost said "Hiltlery."

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT Hobbit at July 25, 2016 08:57 PM (nvMvs)

580 Do you think Barack wants to cuddle with Moochelle after they do the missionary?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 08:52 PM (pUDQf)

You mean like shrink his head and cut out his vitals?

Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 08:57 PM (eSQgj)

581 571 Who would you rather. A dead fish Kate Upton or a fireball Meggie Gylenhall?
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 25, 2016 08:57 PM (MNgU2)

Yes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 25, 2016 08:57 PM (3ZoRf)

582 Minnesota comedy is like a shart in the woods with no TP.

There's no relief until you drop your pants and dunk your ass in a lake of leaches and mosquito larvae.

Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2016 08:58 PM (WYh6/)

583 Roseanne Barr: "Leaked emails reveal the real bigots are in the Democratic Party."


This day should never end. This is one long day of awesome.
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 08:55 PM (qUNWi)

Christmas came on July 25th in the year of our Lord, 2016. So let it be written. So let it be known.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 08:58 PM (kXoT0)

584 When you say "do the missionary," do you mean an actual missionary? And the word "do" in that case. Please define.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:54 PM (27m1/)

It's a well established fact that Barack wears mom jeans. Therefore, his sexual repertoire consists of the missionary position and masturbating to a picture of RBG when her robe once revealed some hairy calf.
I therefore conclude that sex will Michelle is done missionary style, because she would crush his skinny commie bones and he's a puddler-cuddler.


Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 08:58 PM (pUDQf)

585 568 Al Franken.

I could outfunny this worthless fuck after waking up from prostate surgery.
Posted by: President Donald J Trump at July 25, 2016 08:56 PM (EUMr7)


That's a tweet, right there.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:58 PM (27m1/)

586 523 I didn't actually go to the link, but dude I can cite some lyrics:

That little faggot, he's a millionaire.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 25, 2016 08:44 PM (gyKtp)

Those lyrics have been banned in Canada, I'll have you know.
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 25, 2016 08:50 PM (QuXrb)

Radio stations in the US censor that part of the song out of political correctness.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 08:58 PM (0mRoj)

587 538 Do you think Barack wants to cuddle with Moochelle after they do the missionary?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 08:52 PM (pUDQf)



Nah, he gets sleepy after eating a missionary. It's like eating turkey.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:58 PM (SRKgf)

588 bzzzzzzzz

Posted by: Hillary's Vibrator at July 25, 2016 08:58 PM (syn4Y)

589 >>>How did a DNC convention thread morph into a sex thread?

Cuz they're out to fuck us.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 25, 2016 08:58 PM (EUMr7)

590 Ha! Looks like they are trying to portray Trump as selfish, and Hillary as somehow selfless because of her 'public service'.

Economic dolts, the lot of them.


Posted by: Ian Galt at July 25, 2016 08:58 PM (8iiMU)

591 Who would you rather. A dead fish Kate Upton or a fireball Meggie Gylenhall?


Honestly I'd go with the fireball. I think.

Yeah that's a poser.

Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 08:58 PM (qUNWi)

592 Thanks J.J.

Like I said. I am too polite to ever say such a thing in public.

I could have whispered it to her. But shit. She's a black woman.

It would fall on deaf ears.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 08:59 PM (4+VII)

593 Franken: "Many of you have jobs."

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 25, 2016 08:59 PM (sqHNm)

594 >>Their heads are all floppy. And they talk like fags.

I endorse this statement.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 08:59 PM (/tuJf)

595 I've actually know more than a few wiccans and they are pretty nice ladies. A bit fixated on being naked and silly about crystals and herbs but nice. A coven would probably be a nice place.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor

----

Wicca is Satanism in drag.

Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 08:59 PM (sGdoo)

596 Dang autocucumber. Franken all but said "Hitlery."

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT Hobbit at July 25, 2016 08:59 PM (nvMvs)

597
549 538 Do you think Barack wants to cuddle with Moochelle after they do the missionary?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 08:52 PM (pUDQf)


When you say "do the missionary," do you mean an actual missionary? And the word "do" in that case. Please define.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:54 PM (27m1/)


Longpig?

Posted by: Don Q. at July 25, 2016 08:59 PM (qf6WZ)

598 There IS equal pay for equal work. But not all jobs or hours worked are equal, stevia-tits! We have regulations and the EEOC coming out of eyes and yet this bromide persists.

My hair hurts from this garbage.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:52 PM (27m1/)


Melania Trump dragged this up during her speech last week. She admitted the cause of this the choices women make with their lives, but then treated it like a "problem" that needed to be "solved" with some vague reference to "affordable child care."

Really?

I hate it when "conservatives" accept without question the validity of the liberal talking points, then try to answer it by putting what they think is a conservative spin on it.

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 25, 2016 08:59 PM (QuXrb)

599 >>> I've actually know more than a few wiccans and they are pretty nice ladies. A bit fixated on being naked...
.....

This is one of the reasons that I fully support Wicca.

Sure, some of 'em are old and look like comic witches... but a lot of 'em don't... and they REALLY like sexy time. A lot. And have zero inhibitions.

Posted by: Damiano at July 25, 2016 08:59 PM (71OEY)

600 Fuck you, Minnesota.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:59 PM (SRKgf)

601 Do you think Barack wants to cuddle with Moochelle after they do the missionary?

Yeah, right. Her idea of 'missionary' always leaves me with my ass bleeding.

Posted by: Barry O at July 25, 2016 08:59 PM (oFSUK)

602 Levin is out and so am i.
Good night horde

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 08:59 PM (bksJQ)

603
bzzzzzzzz
Posted by: Hillary's Vibrator


Vibrators ripped my flesh.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 25, 2016 08:59 PM (IqV8l)

604 576 "by 312 trunks votes"
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:57 PM (SRKgf)


And 7 different recounts, IIRC. Almost pulled that shit off in 2000 until SCOTUS stepped in.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:59 PM (27m1/)

605 In the movie "Animal House", the photo of Senator John Blutarsky at the end elicited laughter.

Today we have Senator Al Franken. Life imitates art.

Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 09:00 PM (sdi6R)

606 570 "Mooch is scary"






Best to let her win.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 08:57 PM (9ym/

Reminds me of something found in a Michael Crichton novel. What is that thing!!!


Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 09:00 PM (eSQgj)

607 Man, the gal that plays Bon Qui Qui is hot.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 09:00 PM (9ym/8)

608 If al Franken was ever funny, if, obviously he's forgotten how to be now. Horribly delivered speech.

Posted by: LizLem at July 25, 2016 09:00 PM (KK7mJ)

609 >>>Nah, he gets sleepy after eating a missionary.

Are missionaries better as pointers or retrievers?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 25, 2016 09:00 PM (EUMr7)

610 Al Franken is a dirtbag. I was listening to an interview with Garrett Morris and he said, without mentioning any names "but he's now a senator..." how he asked Al Franken's opinion about a sketch premise he was going to pitch to Loren Michaels at SNL.
Franken stole it.

Posted by: vivi at July 25, 2016 09:00 PM (11H2y)

611 603
bzzzzzzzz
Posted by: Hillary's Vibrator

Vibrators ripped my flesh.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 25, 2016 08:59 PM (IqV8l)


Honey, you're drunk. That was a Porter Cable horse and a half router, not the Fukuoku 3000.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 09:00 PM (27m1/)

612 So, did you all see that Fox is going to destroy The Rocky Horror Picture Show? Of course you have to have a tranny as the lead, because it has failed for 40 yrs with out one. * throws stuff at the post*.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 25, 2016 09:01 PM (6Ll1u)

613 Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 08:52 PM (4+VII)
I would have said, really? Said in my most valley girl up talk possible.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 09:01 PM (eU/yZ)

614 Literally, millions.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 08:33 PM (1ZOkK)

Hundreds of millions, I am still burned about the trip where Mooch took hundreds of people along with her.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 09:01 PM (kXoT0)

615 There IS equal pay for equal work. But not all jobs or hours worked are equal, stevia-tits! We have regulations and the EEOC coming out of eyes and yet this bromide persists.


Putting in eight hours at Starbucks, a hedge fund manager puts in eight hours in Greenwich. Pretty much the same thing, right?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:01 PM (SRKgf)

616 When they recited the pledge, are you sure they didn't say "under Obama"?

I'm really curious about whether they will boo when Michele mentions Hillary tonight.

Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 09:01 PM (3myMJ)

617
540
>>>Those lyrics have been banned in Canada,

Today, I issued an executive order banning Canada.


Posted by: President Donald J Trump at July 25, 2016 08:53 PM (EUMr7)








This is unacceptable. Beyond the pale.

America needs a hat.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 25, 2016 09:02 PM (LuZz8)

618 Let the wookie win.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 09:02 PM (4+VII)

619
Yeah. Even you might get laid.


I wouldn't put money on it.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 25, 2016 09:02 PM (39g3+)

620 It hasn't rained in over a month and the highs have been in upper 90's-100's. It was looking brown... We just had some crazy strong straight line winds and about 2 inches of rain so far. We needed the rain bad, the wind not so much. It knocked over several plants... big plants in pots that weigh close to 50 lbs. Oh, I also had a family of 3 armadillos digging up my yard earlier. I've never seen them before but I would see the damage in my flower beds in the mornings from all their digging over night. It was a momma and two babies. We were able to walk right up to them and they just ignored us.

Oh....her heinous is evil incarnate.........

Posted by: lindafell TEXIT!! at July 25, 2016 09:02 PM (xVgrA)

621 605 In the movie "Animal House", the photo of Senator John Blutarsky at the end elicited laughter.

Today we have Senator Al Franken. Life imitates art.
Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 09:00 PM (sdi6R)


Bluto's sweatshirt read "COLLEGE."

Franken's read "ETHICS."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 09:02 PM (27m1/)

622 Someone said they heard booze. What, like the little vodka nips I hide in Huma's purse?

Posted by: Hillary Drunken Clinton at July 25, 2016 09:02 PM (Ndje9)

623 Posted by: Damiano at July 25, 2016 08:59 PM (71OEY)
I've never met a wiccan. Where do you guys hang out?

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 09:02 PM (eU/yZ)

624 Trump would win this election by 27 points if he took a couple weeks of singing lessons and recorded his own version of Ten Years After's "I'd Love to Change the World," wearing a hippie headband, but changing ONE WORD in the final lyrics, as a montage of Clinton corruption and SJW insanity whirls by in the background:

"Everywhere is freaks and hairies
Dykes and fairies, tell me where is sanity?

Tax the rich, feed the poor
Till there are no rich no more.

I'd love to change the world
But I do know what to do
So I'll leave it up to you."

Posted by: zombie at July 25, 2016 09:02 PM (jBuUi)

625 607 Man, the gal that plays Bon Qui Qui is hot.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 09:00 PM (9ym/



hot = breathing?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:03 PM (SRKgf)

626 >>Do you think Barack wants to cuddle with Moochelle after they do the missionary?

I'm guessing they've had sex, oh, about once.
Sorry, I don't see any paternal resemblance in the younger one.

*retracts catty claws*

Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 09:03 PM (NOIQH)

627 Poor Mooch. Has to go from spending our money to spending Goldman Sach's money.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 09:03 PM (pUDQf)

628 MORE AMY WALTER DAMN YOU! IM PAYING FOR THIS!

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 25, 2016 09:03 PM (EUMr7)

629 I suspect Franken went in to politics because he was no longer qualified to write tepid comedy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 09:03 PM (uz/Pv)

630 I hate all these people. The first day of their convention just ust sucks. All the speeches are falling flat. Even Gloria Borger just admitted that and thinks Fauxchontas is going to save the night.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 09:03 PM (6IPEM)

631 "Melania Trump dragged this up during her speech last week. She admitted the cause of this the choices women make with their lives, but then treated it like a "problem" that needed to be "solved" with some vague reference to "affordable child care."

Really?

I hate it when "conservatives" accept without question the validity of the liberal talking points, then try to answer it by putting what they think is a conservative spin on it.

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 25, 2016 08:59 PM (QuXrb)"Well that's not what she said. She pointed out the the "wage gap" which does exist, it's between women and men, but between mothers and everyone else. She, in fact, did not "accept the liberal talking point" but rather made a good point which explains the wage gap. Women actually choose to have a gap so for motherhood, that's not something that necessarily be "solved."

Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 09:03 PM (eSQgj)

632 Radio stations in the US censor that part of the song out of political correctness.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 08:58 PM (0mRoj)

Right after they play Taylor Swifts, Picture to Burn with the line, "I'll tell everyone you're gay" to "and...I'll...say" because it was hateful or something.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 25, 2016 09:04 PM (Zz6ul)

633 I'm really curious about whether they will boo when Michele mentions Hillary tonight.

I wouldn't dare. I'd feel like Sigourney Weaver being looked over by the alien.

Posted by: t-bird at July 25, 2016 09:04 PM (oFSUK)

634 Been watching the democRAT convention for a couple hours now........haven't spotted a single American flag yet. Strange that.

Posted by: Stay out da bushes at July 25, 2016 09:04 PM (VjPX+)

635 >>> Do you think Barack wants to cuddle with Moochelle after they do the missionary?
.....

I think the whole thing goes something like how they show the English have sex in "The Meaning of Life", except they have BO's speeches playing and he gets off on the upswings.

Posted by: Damiano at July 25, 2016 09:04 PM (71OEY)

636 I don't know If anyone mentioned this but Levin put me some knowledge, apparently Hillary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren have higher ACU scores than Tim Kaine???

Think about that.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 25, 2016 09:04 PM (7C/kB)

637 "hot = breathing?"




Well, yeah.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 09:04 PM (9ym/8)

638 The odd thing about Mooch is that so many people seem to adore her (I'm from Connecticut). They must be seeing something very different from what I see.

Posted by: Caliban at July 25, 2016 09:04 PM (3GFMN)

639 There isn't anything these Democrats don't want to take over so they can rule over you. My God they are pathetic assholes.

Posted by: Winnie in Arizona at July 25, 2016 09:04 PM (vetSs)

640 598 Posted by: OregonMuse at July 25, 2016 08:59 PM (QuXrb)

And that's why the Overton window never moves back. The default premise is always accepted and we're always on defense instead of rejecting it out of hand.

Oh well.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 09:05 PM (27m1/)

641 I'm guessing they've had sex, oh, about once.
Sorry, I don't see any paternal resemblance in the younger one.

*retracts catty claws*


Posted by: Lizzy
****

Mooch told Barry she was into strangling during sex. Turns out she meant that SHE was the one who strangle her partner.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 25, 2016 09:05 PM (hVdx9)

642 Posted by: OregonMuse at July 25, 2016 08:59 PM (QuXrb)
---

Not entirely. And it was Ivanka, not Melania. Ivanka actually went on to say that it's not gender but Parenthood that keeps people from earning more money. Then she went on to Talk About Childcare and corporations. She never actually said it would be taxpayer-supported, though. And I don't know why my phone is doing this strange capitalization thing.

Posted by: iforgot -- now on Android! at July 25, 2016 09:05 PM (gQ8F7)

643 So, it;s Amy Walter, not Walters. Like Jessica Walter.

Like "Play Misty for me."

RUN!

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 09:05 PM (4+VII)

644 Fridays: "Kramer" had the best skit, playing the kid in the sand box with toy soldiers. He'd pretend they were getting blown up and giggle sadistically.

Mom (Curtin) would holler for him to come in from the window above but he'd grovel below the window and make faces, never answering her. She couldn't see him from her angle.

It was funnier than it sounds , I thought.

Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 09:05 PM (3myMJ)

645 Is there anything the Democrats won't stoop to to try to generate sympathy? Anything at all?

It's a rhetorical question, obviously.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:05 PM (SRKgf)

646 I'm guessing they've had sex, oh, about once.
Sorry, I don't see any paternal resemblance in the younger one.

*retracts catty claws*
Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 09:03 PM (NOIQH)

I always heard the joke in Chicago was that at Thanksgiving, they couldn't use a turkey baster because the O girls would call it, "Daddy."

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 09:05 PM (kXoT0)

647 MORE AMY WALTER DAMN YOU! IM PAYING FOR THIS!

Is there another Amy Walter? Because the pictures I'm able to bring up don't merit any attention whatsoever.

Posted by: t-bird at July 25, 2016 09:05 PM (oFSUK)

648 There IS equal pay for equal work. But not all jobs or hours worked are equal, stevia-tits! We have regulations and the EEOC coming out of eyes and yet this bromide persists.

---

Why is it they can never name this company that's paying women 70 cents on the male dollar?

Tell us the name of the company and we will publicly shame them. I mean, you can name the companies that won't bake your gay cakes!

The fact is: I can sit here all day and name companies that pay 1.00/1.00. So if the NATIONAL AVERAGE is .70/1.00, you're going to have name some companies that pay .35/1.00.

The "pay gap" is demonstrably B.S.

Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 09:05 PM (sGdoo)

649 Franken: "Three Many of you have jobs."

Posted by: The Conga Line at July 25, 2016 09:05 PM (Tyii7)

650 'Middle Easterners' attempt kidnapping of RAF serviceman in the UK

"A serviceman who was threatened with a knife near an RAF station was the victim of an attempted abduction, police said.
...
"He was threatened with a knife and attempts were made to grab him but the victim, who was not in uniform, fought them off and escaped unharmed.
...
"Police have issued descriptions of the two suspects involved.
One is described as between 20 and 30 years old, approximately 6ft (1.81m) tall, of athletic but stocky build, with dark hair, long on top, and a well-groomed beard. He was of Middle Eastern appearance with dark skin and wore dark casual clothing."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 25, 2016 09:05 PM (VY8H5)

651 Women actually choose to have a gap so for motherhood, that's not something that necessarily be "solved."
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 09:03 PM (eSQgj)


Then why did she propose a solution?

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 25, 2016 09:06 PM (QuXrb)

652 I HAVE A PLACE TO LIVE WHEN I MOVE TO CALIFORNIA!!!

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 25, 2016 09:06 PM (fC9RO)

653 Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:01 PM (SRKgf
Totally the same. This statistic drives me crazy. I'd be rich if I could pay women less for the same work.
No one would hire men.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 09:06 PM (eU/yZ)

654 JJ and Grandpa,
Are y'all drinking?

Posted by: Brunnhilde at July 25, 2016 09:06 PM (P5esK)

655 Who would you rather. A dead fish Kate Upton or a fireball Meggie Gylenhall?


Seeing as Kate is funny and sweet and gorgeous, and Maggie is unattractive and bitter and a leftist harpy, the choice is clear to me. Unless you lock them in a cupboard or something, you gotta deal with a woman most of the day when you're not knockin' boots.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 25, 2016 09:06 PM (39g3+)

656 Hey zombie, if you're still here, what's your sense on the percentage of Bernie Bros who are reliably anti-Hilary?

Posted by: mugiwara at July 25, 2016 09:06 PM (+6CDe)

657 "I suspect Franken went in to politics because he was no longer qualified to write tepid comedy."


"Stuart Smalley" was the absolute height of his professional career.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 09:07 PM (9ym/8)

658 636 I don't know If anyone mentioned this but Levin put me some knowledge, apparently Hillary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren have higher ACU scores than Tim Kaine???

Think about that.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 25, 2016 09:04 PM (7C/kB)


That's like trying to find warmth within a few degrees of absolute zero.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 09:07 PM (27m1/)

659 >>>"hot = breathing?"

I have yet to see the top of a woman's head that could be termed "unattractive".

Self. Denounced.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 25, 2016 09:07 PM (EUMr7)

660 I'm really most interested in knowing two things from Mooch's speech:



How it feels to starve hundreds of thousands of kids with her lunch program.







How she felt when Han died.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 09:07 PM (pUDQf)

661 654 JJ and Grandpa,
Are y'all drinking?
Posted by: Brunnhilde at July 25, 2016 09:06 PM (P5esK)


Nah. No booze for me. I was making Jimbo an offer he could refuse.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 09:07 PM (27m1/)

662 There don't adore her

They are afraid to say they don't love her

They have to talk about her arms. Arms. Not, she has a pretty face. Not, she's handsome.

She has nice arms

When was the last time you complimented a woman on her arms.

I'll wait

Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 09:08 PM (zOTsN)

663
T'storms still in the area, including Philly. Power outages reported, too.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2016 09:08 PM (BK3ZS)

664 Continue with the victimhood parade. Who's up next?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:08 PM (SRKgf)

665 "Turns out she meant that SHE was the one who strangle her partner."



That might just be a merciful act.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 09:09 PM (9ym/8)

666 Is that fake Indian dingbat going to speak?

Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 09:09 PM (3myMJ)

667 I resemble that remark!


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 09:09 PM (4+VII)

668 664 Continue with the victimhood parade. Who's up next?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:08 PM (SRKgf)


For a group of victims, there always seems to be a lot of them.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 09:09 PM (27m1/)

669 656 Hey zombie, if you're still here, what's your sense on the percentage of Bernie Bros who are reliably anti-Hilary?
Posted by: mugiwara


Wait -- I'm the expert?

I think that 90% of them are anti-Hillary, but that does not translate to Trump votes.

Of that 90%, I'd wager (off the cuff guesstimates here) 60% will vote for Hillary anyway, 20% will stay home and not vote, and 10% will switch to Trump.

You can take that prediction to the bank! (Silverado Savings and Loan, that is.)

Posted by: zombie at July 25, 2016 09:09 PM (jBuUi)

670 Sarah Silverman up next. Oh boy.

Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 09:09 PM (sdi6R)

671
When was the last time you complimented a woman on her arms.

You can't hug a child with nuclear arms!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2016 09:09 PM (BK3ZS)

672 Han ...died...?




::tears in the rain::

Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 09:09 PM (qUNWi)

673 I guess no one gave the poor girl the obamacare memo about how she should be euthanised...

Posted by: Phil at July 25, 2016 09:09 PM (q02rt)

674

No men talking at the convention?

Flipped through the channels, and all I saw were women talking.

A hall filled with whipped men.

No thanks.

Back to real comedy.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 25, 2016 09:10 PM (qCMvj)

675 Then why did she propose a solution?
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 25, 2016 09:06 PM (QuXrb)
---

In fact, she said something like 46% of all parents work outside the home. She made it non gender-specific. She said it was not about gender. She might have been speaking about New Economic realities in which it really does take two incomes to run a family and a household. It was all rather vague as far as I'm concerned. And I admit I wasn't very satisfied, but I wasn't horrified either. She never acted like it takes a village.

Posted by: iforgot -- now on Android! at July 25, 2016 09:10 PM (gQ8F7)

676 Continue with the victimhood parade. Who's up next?

We're on deck.

Posted by: Transgendered Latino Chickens at July 25, 2016 09:10 PM (Tyii7)

677 The odd thing about Mooch is that so many people seem to adore her (I'm from Connecticut). They must be seeing something very different from what I see.
Posted by: Caliban at July 25, 2016 09:04 PM (3GFMN)

You want to ruin your life, say out loud in the wrong place, that you think Mooch is horrible. Suddenly you and yours will be unlovable, unregenerate, and unemployable sexist racists. So while it is possible to gently criticize Bobo because POTUS, he's kinda sorta fair game...the media decided early on that criticizing Mooch was beyond the pale. All of her protocol goofs, all her mannerless and graceless behavior, her execrable clothes, her excesses on the public dime, etc...was just her earthy ethnic style and we were by golly, going to celebrate it.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 09:10 PM (kXoT0)

678
Okay gang. Time to turn in. Nice to have a fun day to mock the implosion of your enemies. Those are very rare. May we have many more yet to come.

Later!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 09:10 PM (27m1/)

679 I have yet to see the top of a woman's head that could be termed "unattractive".


*** checks pic on Drudge again ***

I might beg to differ.

Posted by: freaked at July 25, 2016 09:10 PM (BO/km)

680 The "pay gap" is demonstrably B.S.Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 09:05 PM (sGdoo)
It's not a gap for the same work/pay. In fact, I think women actually earn more at the same jobs. It's a lifetime pay gap. For example, I made more than my husband when we had our first child. I went part time, then no time, then part time over the childhood of four kids. He now makes five times as much as I do. Women do make less over time because they CHOOSE to.

Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 09:10 PM (eSQgj)

681

A wretched hive of scum and villainy

Posted by: Mortimer at July 25, 2016 09:10 PM (qmuP7)

682
Fridays: "Kramer" had the best skit, playing the kid
in the sand box with toy soldiers. He'd pretend they were getting blown
up and giggle sadistically.



Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 09:05 PM (3myMJ)








There were three things worth watching on SNL knock-off Fridays.

Michael Richards as the plastic army man kid in the sandbox
Pat Benatar as musical guest
Melanie Chartoff's sweater mischief during the "news" segment

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 25, 2016 09:11 PM (LuZz8)

683 >>>I have yet to see the top of a woman's head that could be termed "unattractive".
Self. Denounced.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 25, 2016 09:07 PM (EUMr7)<<<




Debbie Weimaraner-Shitz?!

Posted by: challenge accepted at July 25, 2016 09:11 PM (H9MG5)

684 Alright. I'm out.

All you kids who are watching this shit show, make sure you wash your hands afterwards.

Matter of fact, a little Bar Keeper's friend and a brillo pad might be in order.


Germs.

night

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 09:11 PM (pUDQf)

685 How it feels to starve hundreds of thousands of kids with her lunch program.

Man, that's a good one. I'm sure Barbara Walters will get right on it.

Posted by: t-bird at July 25, 2016 09:11 PM (oFSUK)

686 >>Sarah Silverman up next. Oh boy.

Oh, she's a peach! How will she get through this without being vulgar?
Seriously.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 09:11 PM (NOIQH)

687 Sarah Silverman up next. Oh boy.


ruh roh...her humor is for a very select audience.

I hope she goes too far and gets crickets.

Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 09:11 PM (qUNWi)

688 IIRC, J.J. said he would buy me a very large beer if I had said that. I admitted that it was only in my head, and never spoken. The offer is therefore, void.

If I ever get to NY, I will be happy to tell J.J. and perhaps I can buy him a beer or more.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 09:11 PM (4+VII)

689 I hate it when "conservatives" accept without
question the validity of the liberal talking points, then try to answer
it by putting what they think is a conservative spin on it.


Posted by: OregonMuse at July 25, 2016 08:59 PM (QuXrb)


That pretty much sums up what a lost cause conservatives are fighting. The totality of the government, culture, education, media, courts are all against us.

Posted by: cm9000 at July 25, 2016 09:12 PM (Y/5qL)

690 >>>You can take that prediction to the bank! (Silverado Savings and Loan, that is.)

Posted by: zombie at July 25, 2016 09:09 PM (jBuUi)

Thats as good as it gets.
Muchos thanks for all you do. Long time fan and admirer sends you a kiss on the cheek. No homo.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 25, 2016 09:12 PM (EUMr7)

691 >>> Melania Trump dragged this up during her speech last week.
.....

Ivanka and several others jumped all over it too. Trump has touched on it several times also.

Really pisses me off.

Excellent article that uses lib's own "science" and "data" to obliterate the whole idea of "equal wages for equal work" amongst minorities and women.

Shut the fuck up, do your work better than the imbecile next to you, and you'll make more. Or spend all your time bitching about "fairness" and "equality" and what you are owed and make less.

Correlation is not causation, science lovers. Not even when you want to prove racism or sexism.

Posted by: Damiano at July 25, 2016 09:12 PM (71OEY)

692
They have to talk about her arms. Arms. Not, she has a pretty face. Not, she's handsome.

She has nice arms

When was the last time you complimented a woman on her arms.

I'll wait

Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 09:08 PM (zOTsN)



Notice no mention of intellect, refinement, or grace.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:12 PM (SRKgf)

693 Okay, I couldn't stay in bed.

When is Bernie speaking? Husband is waiting as well.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:12 PM (1ZOkK)

694 It's not a shit-show! It's a crap carnival!

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 09:12 PM (4+VII)

695 When the Clinton Global Initiative files its taxes I sure hope that fine young lady who spoke at the DNCC from her wheelchair is listed as a recipient of their generosity.

Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2016 09:12 PM (WYh6/)

696
660 I'm really most interested in knowing two three things from Mooch's speech:


How does you feel about Pokemon Go getting more kids up off their asses and outside than anything you ever promoted?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2016 09:12 PM (BK3ZS)

697 542 Sign of the Apocalypse:



Roseanne Barr: "Leaked emails reveal the real bigots are in the Democratic Party."
---

I think it's the first horseman.

Quick, everyone head out to buy freeze dried food and ammo. Stat!

Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at July 25, 2016 09:13 PM (tvyXw)

698 He was of Middle Eastern appearance with dark skin and wore dark casual clothing."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 25, 2016 09:05 PM (VY8H5)

When will Europe do something about the Seventh Day Adventists running amok?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 09:13 PM (kXoT0)

699 the media decided early on that criticizing Mooch was beyond the pale.

Rayciss!!

Posted by: Malaria and Sashimi at July 25, 2016 09:13 PM (qmuP7)

700 Why aren't there any roof Koreans speaking?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 25, 2016 09:13 PM (6Ll1u)

701 It's for the children.
What if you have no children?
You're fucked cause you're paying for Govt. Schools no matter what.

Posted by: Winnie in Arizona at July 25, 2016 09:13 PM (vetSs)

702 Looks like Bernie is going to be the ultra-Victim.

Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 09:13 PM (eSQgj)

703 Apropos to nothing...I once asked my Mexican-born-now-American-citizen how he squares voting for abortion-crazy-Democrat party with his devout Catholicism.


His answer?



"I never really thought about it."



Basically, he puts the rights of his countrymen to flood this country ahead of the rights of unborn children.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 25, 2016 09:14 PM (+eR2D)

704 They have to talk about her arms. Arms. Not, she has a pretty face. Not, she's handsome.



She has nice arms



When was the last time you complimented a woman on her arms.



I'll wait



Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 09:08 PM
---

Yeah, when I guy can only compliment me on my arms, that's a sign that I need major work. Immediately.

Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at July 25, 2016 09:14 PM (tvyXw)

705 670 Sarah Silverman up next. Oh boy.
Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 09:09 PM (sdi6R)

That skank is speaking at the DNC???

They all need treatment for STDs now. Her mere presence is a vector.

Posted by: Moki at July 25, 2016 09:14 PM (ezHMO)

706 I'm not kidding, I've never actually heard Brian Williams before he just showed up on MSNBC, I just heard he got flushed from the NBC gig for lying. Has he always been mentally challenged or was he in some kind of accident?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 09:14 PM (/tuJf)

707 Looks like every inch of Melania is toned.

MFM in turmoil.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:14 PM (1ZOkK)

708 674

No men talking at the convention?

Flipped through the channels, and all I saw were women talking.

A hall filled with whipped men.

No thanks.

Back to real comedy.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 25, 2016 09:10 PM (qCMvj)

-----------

And the men that are there appear to have been gelded......and they like it.


Posted by: Stay out da bushes at July 25, 2016 09:14 PM (VjPX+)

709 694 It's not a shit-show! It's a crap carnival


A fecal fiesta

Posted by: Mortimer at July 25, 2016 09:15 PM (qmuP7)

710 Ma, the lunch tuna doesn't taste as good as it used to.

Posted by: The Chirruns at July 25, 2016 09:15 PM (Tyii7)

711 You need to listen to Bill Burr's bit on motherhood and how that's the hardest / most difficult job in the world. Non PC hilarity.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 25, 2016 09:15 PM (MNgU2)

712 687 Sarah Silverman up next. Oh boy.


ruh roh...her humor is for a very select audience.

I hope she goes too far and gets crickets.
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 09:11 PM (qUNWi)

I'll laugh if they get Ryan Phillippe to punch her in the face.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 09:15 PM (0mRoj)

713 When was the last time you complimented a woman on her arms.

"Ooh, opposable thumbs! Are they new?"

Posted by: t-bird at July 25, 2016 09:15 PM (oFSUK)

714 Sarah Silverman AND Al Franken.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 25, 2016 09:15 PM (fC9RO)

715 702
Looks like Bernie is going to be the ultra-Victim.
---

I don't you can be an Ultra Victim unless you're a black gay Muslim.

/sorry Bernie, you've won Rice a Roni, a ceramic dalmation, Turtle Wax and a trip to Hell.

Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at July 25, 2016 09:15 PM (tvyXw)

716 "It's not a shit-show! It's a crap carnival!"


Doo-doo parade?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 09:16 PM (9ym/8)

717 706
I'm not kidding, I've never actually heard Brian Williams before he just
showed up on MSNBC, I just heard he got flushed from the NBC gig for
lying. Has he always been mentally challenged or was he in some kind of
accident?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 09:14 PM (/tuJf)


He was injured in a horrible helicopter crash in Afghanistan. At least, that's what the voices in his head tell him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:16 PM (1ZOkK)

718 Quick, everyone head out to buy freeze dried food and ammo. Stat!


Well...I am headed to the quikie mart for some suds.

Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 09:16 PM (qUNWi)

719 Fishwife Harridan '16!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 09:16 PM (uz/Pv)

720 Posted by: OregonMuse at July 25, 2016 08:59 PM (QuXrb)"Well that's not what she said. She pointed out the the "wage gap" which does exist, it's between women and men, but between mothers and everyone else. She, in fact, did not "accept the liberal talking point" but rather made a good point which explains the wage gap. Women actually choose to have a gap so for motherhood, that's not something that necessarily be "solved."
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 09:03 PM (eSQgj)

It was not Melania, it was Ivanka. She said in her speech she knew how hard it was to have a career and be a mother, although she was more fortunate than most. She gave the stat of 46% of households today are headed by women.

Conservatives cannot ignore that stat. Certainly the most ideal situation is for there to be a two parent household which would allow for one parent to stay home for the majority of the week with under school age children, but it's unfortunately a goal and not reality at this time.

She also said that her father would change labor laws, (uh, don't know how he can do that, he can change regulations via exec. orders or direct the labor dept.) that were created when women were not a significant portion of the labor pool so that child care would be affordable and available to all.

Note she didn't' say the gov. would pay for it. What companies can do is offer child care compensation, on site day care, etc. and there can be tax incentives offered for such things. I could also envision tax free accounts, much like Health Savings Accounts, that could be set up for child care. She or Trump said that the tax code could be changed that would give a bigger deduction for children, etc.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 25, 2016 09:16 PM (Zz6ul)

721 694 It's not a shit-show! It's a crap carnival!
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 09:12 PM (4+VII)

Fecal festivities

Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 09:16 PM (7qAYi)

722 >>>You want to ruin your life, say out loud in the wrong place, that you think Mooch is horrible.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 09:10 PM (kXoT0)

Yes, I am VERY careful. But I still don't understand it, and I agree with your summary.

Posted by: Caliban at July 25, 2016 09:16 PM (3GFMN)

723 A hall filled with whipped men.


Hush. We're trying to get laid.

Posted by: The DNC Men at July 25, 2016 09:16 PM (Tyii7)

724 "Ooh, opposable thumbs! Are they new?"
Posted by: t-bird at July 25, 2016 09:15 PM (oFSUK)

Posted by: @votermom at July 25, 2016 09:17 PM (7lVbc)

725 Thats as good as it gets.
Muchos thanks for all you do. Long time fan and admirer sends you a kiss on the cheek. No homo.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz


OK, that means you're either French, or pre-op. I'm OK with either option.

Posted by: zombie at July 25, 2016 09:17 PM (jBuUi)

726
638 Posted by: Caliban at July 25, 2016 09:04 PM

The odd thing about Mooch is that so many people seem to adore her (I'm from Connecticut). They must be seeing something very different from what I see.


They see a well-executed recycling of a '73 Rivera interior.

Posted by: Buick Style Department, Seats & Interiors at July 25, 2016 09:17 PM (FlRtG)

727 'When was the last time you complimented a woman on her
arms.'

It would probably go something like this:

Them are some nice lookin sammich making arms. Now make me a sammich.

Posted by: freaked at July 25, 2016 09:17 PM (BO/km)

728 Well...I am headed to the quikie mart for some suds.

Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 09:16 PM (qUNWi)


Could you pick me up an extra large, gubmint disapproved Slurpy?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:17 PM (1ZOkK)

729 Basically, he puts the rights of his countrymen to flood this country ahead of the rights of unborn children.
Posted by: DangerGirl

----

Jeeze! Talk about "putting up a wall at the border!"

That's what abortion is.

It's the living saying to the unborn, "Screw you! This is MY world! You can't come in!"

Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 09:17 PM (sGdoo)

730 the media decided early on that criticizing Mooch was beyond the pale.

Rayciss!!
Posted by: Malaria and Sashimi at July 25, 2016 09:13 PM (qmuP7)

Yeah, the same media that gleefully savaged the Bush daughters suddenly found the style guide that said, "Hey no picking on the Spawn."

Funny how that works. There are probably emails about it.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 09:18 PM (kXoT0)

731 706 I'm not kidding, I've never actually heard Brian Williams before he just showed up on MSNBC, I just heard he got flushed from the NBC gig for lying. Has he always been mentally challenged or was he in some kind of accident?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 09:14 PM (/tuJf



I was in a major helicopter crash in Iraq

Posted by: Brian Williams at July 25, 2016 09:18 PM (z/Ubi)

732 Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at July 25, 2016 09:14 PM (tvyXw)
No guy has ever commented on my arms in my life. I would think he had a weird fetish and declare him creepy.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 09:18 PM (eU/yZ)

733 >>>It's not a shit-show! It's a crap carnival!

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 09:12 PM (4+VII)

Fecal festivities
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 09:16 PM (7qAYi) <<<


Poop parade.

Posted by: Dingleberry Bros., and Bernie and Hillary Circus at July 25, 2016 09:19 PM (H9MG5)

734 Sarah Silverman AND Al Franken.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 25, 2016 09:15 PM (fC9RO)


Yeah, that sounds like a winner one-two punch to me.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 25, 2016 09:19 PM (+eR2D)

735
706 I'm not kidding, I've never actually heard Brian Williams before he just showed up on MSNBC, I just heard he got flushed from the NBC gig for lying. Has he always been mentally challenged or was he in some kind of accident?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 09:14 PM (/tuJf)


I have a g-g-good brain!

Posted by: Brian Simple Williams at July 25, 2016 09:19 PM (7qAYi)

736 "Why aren't there any roof Koreans speaking?"


Fooka you! Go way!

Posted by: Rooftop Korean at July 25, 2016 09:19 PM (9ym/8)

737 When was the last time you complimented a woman on her arms.

---
at the shooting range last week...

why?

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 25, 2016 09:19 PM (zUoxk)

738 Funny how that works. There are probably emails about it.

Get OUT of my bathtub!

Posted by: Hillz! at July 25, 2016 09:19 PM (eeTCA)

739 Could you pick me up an extra large, gubmint disapproved Slurpy?

And I'll get you some kettle fried chips ...just in case.

Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 09:19 PM (qUNWi)

740 oh Grampa, if I had control of the bourbon bottle, I'd be tipsy, too!

Posted by: Brunnhilde at July 25, 2016 09:19 PM (P5esK)

741 I hope she goes too far and gets crickets.

Judging by the mindless applause Hillary's awful jokes and bizarre behavior gets, they will clap like seals anyway.

Have you seen that video where Hillary "reacts" to a question about Fauxcahontas as VP? She does like a double take, 87 times, like she suddenly has cerebral palsey or something, with the most bizarre look on her face.

The reporterette beams at her like she's a cross between Gandhi and her grandma. So adorable!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 25, 2016 09:20 PM (39g3+)

742 This freak show is hard to watch.

Posted by: Infidel at July 25, 2016 09:20 PM (c1X8Y)

743 Nice arms are to be admired silently. Flabby arms are to be mocked and ridiculed silently.

Notice the similarity.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 09:20 PM (4+VII)

744 >>> There IS equal pay for equal work. But not all jobs or hours worked are equal, stevia-tits! We have regulations and the EEOC coming out of eyes and yet this bromide persists.
......

They just had the big celebration about Obama signing the Lilly Ledbetter Act a few years ago... which was essential a copy and paste job of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 and EEOC. Nothing new became law, but they spent a whole lot of time and money patting themselves on the back for "doing something".

That was supposed to solve everything, once and for all. Are you telling me that one of Barack Obamas highly celebrated, signature pieces of legislation was a total failure and accomplished nothing?

Posted by: Damiano at July 25, 2016 09:20 PM (71OEY)

745 Are we up next?

Posted by: Sum Ting Wong and Wi Tu Lo at July 25, 2016 09:20 PM (Tyii7)

746
Silverman advocates for the people that want to march her to the oven.

Posted by: Free Palestine at July 25, 2016 09:20 PM (CFAp3)

747 I think Sarah Silverman is pretty but she has a nasty personality.

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT Hobbit at July 25, 2016 09:20 PM (nvMvs)

748
And I'll get you some kettle fried chips ...just in case.

Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 09:19 PM (qUNWi)


Could you make them Jalapeno? Thanks!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:20 PM (1ZOkK)

749 Hush. We're trying to get laid.
Posted by: The DNC Men at July 25, 2016 09:16 PM (Tyii7)

You've seen us in all our un-descended testicles glory, so let us get some. If we can't get laid in this swamp of rabid feminalia, then we gotz to wait another four years.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 09:20 PM (kXoT0)

750 Yeah, the same media that gleefully savaged the Bush daughters suddenly found the style guide that said, "Hey no picking on the Spawn."


Last guy who picked on me ended up in little bloody pieces.

Posted by: Spawn a/k/a Al Simmons at July 25, 2016 09:20 PM (0mRoj)

751 "Overqualified?" WT actual F?

Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 09:20 PM (sdi6R)

752 Pat Benatar as musical guest
Melanie Chartoff's sweater mischief during the "news" segment


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 25, 2016 09:11 PM (LuZz

Forgot about those but yeah they ring bells. YouTube may be used to refresh memory. Speaking of Benatar, Blondie had a show in my county last weekend. Heard she wasn't bad for 71. Not sure exactly what to make of that, but there it is.

Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 09:21 PM (3myMJ)

753 "Why aren't there any roof Koreans speaking?"


Too busy picking out targets.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:21 PM (SRKgf)

754 It's falling apart live

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 25, 2016 09:21 PM (sqHNm)

755 Correlation is not causation, science lovers. Not even when you want to prove racism or sexism.
Posted by: Damiano at July 25, 2016 09:12 PM (71OEY)

Ivanka made a point of bringing up the Clinton Foundation paying their female adminstrators 76% of what male adminstrators made.

She then pointed out that at Trump Enterprises, women and men were paid based on the work they do.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 25, 2016 09:21 PM (Zz6ul)

756 Red Panic at DNC!

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at July 25, 2016 09:21 PM (x0jON)

757 Did I miss them booing God yet? Or is that after they throw the virgin into the volcano to appease Gaea?

(What, you don't know about the great Philadelphia volcano, Pat'satoa? It spits out molten cheese whiz.)

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 25, 2016 09:21 PM (kumBu)

758 Hush. We're trying to get laid.


Posted by: The DNC Men at July 25, 2016 09:16 PM (Tyii7)

---
pro tip: yer just gonna get screwed.

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 25, 2016 09:21 PM (zUoxk)

759 Then say it!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:21 PM (SRKgf)

760 Have you seen that video where Hillary "reacts" to a question about Fauxcahontas as VP? She does like a double take, 87 times, like she suddenly has cerebral palsey or something, with the most bizarre look on her face.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 25, 2016 09:20 PM (39g3+)

Some experts opine that video shows Hillz having a petit mal seizure.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 09:22 PM (kXoT0)

761 I wonder if the some in the media will start criticizing Mooch when she's no longer FLOTUS

Posted by: @votermom at July 25, 2016 09:22 PM (7lVbc)

762 >>>It's not a shit-show! It's a crap carnival!

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 09:12 PM (4+VII)

Fecal festivities
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 09:16 PM (7qAYi)
Poop parade.
Posted by: Dingleberry Bros., and Bernie and Hillary Circus at July 25, 2016 09:19 PM (H9MG5)<<<




A cacaphony of crazy.

Posted by: T.P. Barnum at July 25, 2016 09:22 PM (H9MG5)

763 This makes me happy.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 09:22 PM (/tuJf)

764
Scat Soiree

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 25, 2016 09:22 PM (LuZz8)

765 Did I miss them booing God yet? Or is that after they throw the virgin into the volcano to appease Gaea?


They're still looking for a virgin.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:22 PM (SRKgf)

766 Uh oh, she's stirred up a hornet's nest.

Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 09:22 PM (sdi6R)

767 What are they chanting?

Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 09:22 PM (6IPEM)

768 Sarah Silverman and Al Franken are perfect together. They are possibly the two most unfunny comedians ever.

Posted by: Ripley at July 25, 2016 09:22 PM (0vsws)

769 the media decided early on that criticizing Mooch was beyond the pale.

More like they were pathetically desperate to praise the dusky-hued maiden, because black is better than white, and they think she's totally gorgeous is anybody looking at me? She's totally hot, I don't think anything about her except completely positive things please don't fire me.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 25, 2016 09:22 PM (39g3+)

770 My husband just said, "Here we go!" And he didn't believe shit was coming down at the DNC.

Heh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:22 PM (1ZOkK)

771 Gonna continue with "Stranger Things." Let me know when they reach peak flaming clown boner in this shit cloud.

Posted by: Brian Simple Williams at July 25, 2016 09:22 PM (7qAYi)

772 This is painful.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:23 PM (SRKgf)

773
Diarrhea Delegation

Posted by: Mortimer at July 25, 2016 09:23 PM (qmuP7)

774 Nice save you stupid bint.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 09:23 PM (6IPEM)

775 The Victim Convention.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 25, 2016 09:23 PM (MNgU2)

776 Ew. The suctorial Sarah Silverfish is on. The skanko de tutti skanki.

Posted by: vivi at July 25, 2016 09:23 PM (11H2y)

777 An endless parade of swirling turds.

Posted by: Sum Ting Wong and Wi Tu Lo at July 25, 2016 09:23 PM (Tyii7)

778 Good god what happened to Paul Simon?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 25, 2016 09:23 PM (sqHNm)

779 Bring out the milk crate for him to stand on.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:23 PM (SRKgf)

780 I won't rest until the mob is throwing Depends and hipster knit caps.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:23 PM (1ZOkK)

781 I saw the Rooftop Koreans play after the Reginald Denny Bash in L.A. back in the day.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 09:23 PM (4+VII)

782 767 What are they chanting?
Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 09:22 PM (6IPEM)


"Bernie". She basically told the Bernie supporters to get a grip and they didn't react well.

Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 09:24 PM (sdi6R)

783 Tell me

Are the unfunny comedians stirring up the Bernie pot?

Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 09:24 PM (zOTsN)

784 Sarah Silverman can give you the clap with just the sound of her voice.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 09:24 PM (uz/Pv)

785 Get these two unfunny assholes off the stage

Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 09:24 PM (6IPEM)

786
The chants of "Bernie! Bernie!" are demospeak for "show us your tits!"

Posted by: over easy at July 25, 2016 09:24 PM (CFAp3)

787 778 Good god what happened to Paul Simon?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 25, 2016 09:23 PM (sqHNm)



Washed him at high temperature, and he shrunk. And he couldn't afford that.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:24 PM (SRKgf)

788 Don't protest in the pits and take down those bernie signs. Sounds like things are going just as planned.

By Trump and Putin.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 25, 2016 09:24 PM (WVsWD)

789 This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 25, 2016 09:24 PM (sqHNm)

790 I wonder if the some in the media will start criticizing Mooch when she's no longer FLOTUS
Posted by: @votermom at July 25, 2016 09:22 PM (7lVbc)

Nope, if Trump wins, Melania will find herself in the weird position of being compared unfavorably with Mooch, Hillz, Laura, Babs...any FLOTUS still breathing. They will probably even compare her unfavorably with their least favorite FLOTUS of all time, Nancy Reagan.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 09:24 PM (kXoT0)

791 Oh shit. Paul Simon!

I figured Lurch Kerry would have dragged him to Germany, offering our condolences for the latest "lone wolf" attack.

Posted by: T.P. Barnum at July 25, 2016 09:24 PM (H9MG5)

792 Road Apple!

Posted by: dartist at July 25, 2016 09:24 PM (qmou8)

793 Sarah Silverman and Al Franken are perfect together. They are possibly the two most unfunny comedians ever.

Wait til they get a load of me

Posted by: Margaret Cho at July 25, 2016 09:24 PM (39g3+)

794 Simon should be a wearing turkey suit like he did on Thankfsgiving on SNL back in the day.

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 25, 2016 09:25 PM (yNyJy)

795 Paul Simon sounds like Hillary trying to sing around a piano bar.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:25 PM (1ZOkK)

796 Silverman advocates for the people that want to march her to the oven.


Posted by: Free Palestine at July 25, 2016 09:20 PM (CFAp3)


She's like that engineer chick that gets shot in the head in Schindler's List.

Posted by: Mr Creosote at July 25, 2016 09:25 PM (cmE8J)

797 Who else wants to see Paul Simon and Robert Reich playing "horse?"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:25 PM (SRKgf)

798 Yes, Sarah Silverman is sort of hot.
But she is nasty.

Is Paul Simon gong to break into tears now?

LOL


Posted by: Ian Galt at July 25, 2016 09:25 PM (8iiMU)

799 My vag is a wasteland. Sigh.

Posted by: Sarah Silvermine at July 25, 2016 09:25 PM (Tyii7)

800 Next up, Carrot Top to highlight the plight of men who look like trannies.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 09:25 PM (uz/Pv)

801 Funny. Juan Williams was talking about all the young people coming into the Dem Party. I am thinking, Geriatric Hillary and Bernie are attracting the young?

(Bullshitsky!)


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 09:25 PM (4+VII)

802 Should I turn back to the DNC? Are we being entertained?

Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 09:25 PM (7qAYi)

803
Up the upside. Sarah Silverman is 45, so she'll never have a baby without invasive medical procedures that'll make the kid all tarded, or stealing one like Madonna did.

Darwin wins again.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 25, 2016 09:25 PM (kdS6q)

804 heh. This is getting better by the second. And Garfunkle just farted.

Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2016 09:25 PM (WYh6/)

805 Not so good without the Garfunkel

Posted by: firehorse at July 25, 2016 09:26 PM (//TVq)

806 What's that hand thing that Simon is doing? He looks like Joe Cocker.

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT Hobbit at July 25, 2016 09:26 PM (nvMvs)

807 Susan Sarandon.


Or my Aunt Louise.

Posted by: Rooftop Korean at July 25, 2016 09:26 PM (9ym/8)

808 Well if that midget Simon is for Hillary and will sing, guess I'll go all in for Trump.

Posted by: Winnie in Arizona at July 25, 2016 09:26 PM (vetSs)

809 His voice is shot.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 09:26 PM (6IPEM)

810 >>>Do you think Barack wants to cuddle with Moochelle after they do the missionary?

.
Unlikely he's ever been on top.

Posted by: Javems at July 25, 2016 09:26 PM (yOqwj)

811 They play this shit at funerals right?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 25, 2016 09:26 PM (sqHNm)

812 Posted by: Jen the original at July 25, 2016 09:16 PM (Zz6ul)
I know it was Ivanka. I was responding to the original comment and saw no reason to correct that.

The way that presidents change labor law is to get their party to sponsor a bill and then sign it if it is voted in--that's the legal way. The illegal democrat way is to push regulations via the federal bureaucracy.

I'd actually like to see more job sharing, some way to get back into the job market more easily after a child-break, etc. I'm not a big fan of "day care."


Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 09:26 PM (eSQgj)

813 Bridge over troubled waters? More like bridge over sewage treatment plant.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:26 PM (SRKgf)

814 Sock away!



Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 09:26 PM (9ym/8)

815 Is this the lead in to Glamour Puss Mooch?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:26 PM (1ZOkK)

816 "Bernie". She basically told the Bernie supporters to get a grip and they didn't react well.
Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 09:24 PM (sdi6R)

It's Christmas I tell you! Trump Campaign can make a commercial out of any little chunk of this mess.

I am sure am happy for the Dims that they are not having a dark and bleak convention....cackles maniacally....

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 09:26 PM (kXoT0)

817 I'm no "expert" but that Hillary reaction to the Fauxahontas question certainly does not look like a voluntary tic.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 25, 2016 09:27 PM (+eR2D)

818 This is painful Paul, he hasn't hit one single note yet.

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 25, 2016 09:27 PM (yNyJy)

819 This must be a big hit with the Bernie Bros.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 09:27 PM (/tuJf)

820 WOW. Paul Simon S U C K S!



Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 09:27 PM (eSQgj)

821 Sarah Silverman and Al Franken just went full off-script.

Never go full off-script.

So after telling her scripted jokes, Silverman starts ad-libbing and lectures the delegates about supporting Hillary and to knock the Bernie stuff off.

The delegates start objecting and chanting "Bernie, Bernie!"

So then Franken grabs the microphone and says, Hey it's comedy, folks! It's just comedy! Heh. Heh.


Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at July 25, 2016 09:27 PM (5xDis)

822 "Unlikely he's ever been on top. "



Power bottom.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 09:27 PM (9ym/8)

823 My husband just said, "His voice sounds like crap."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:27 PM (1ZOkK)

824 James Taylor must be busy cheering up the Franch Germans.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 09:28 PM (uz/Pv)

825 Garfunkle weeps. Maybe.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:28 PM (1ZOkK)

826 He is like 90

Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 09:28 PM (zOTsN)

827 Ob, myb Gob dis sdound libe shib.

Posted by: Marlee Matlin at July 25, 2016 09:28 PM (H9MG5)

828 "Unlikely he's ever been on top. "

Power bottom.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 09:27 PM (9ym/

Unlikely they'e ever been in the same bed at the same time.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 09:29 PM (kXoT0)

829 So then Franken grabs the microphone and says, Hey it's comedy, folks! It's just comedy!


Posted by: Scalia's Ghost

---

Yes. Yes, it is.

Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 09:29 PM (sGdoo)

830 That was pure Holiday Inn.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 09:29 PM (/tuJf)

831 Al Franken showing off his comedic chops. Couldn't ad lib a fart after a dinner of beans.

And I thought the Paul Simon with the bow tie would be coming out.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 25, 2016 09:29 PM (VxHD9)

832 Somebody should tune that piano.

Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2016 09:29 PM (WYh6/)

833 Mungo Jerry was booked.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 09:29 PM (uz/Pv)

834 Cant wait for the next round of emails.....

Posted by: E.T. at July 25, 2016 09:29 PM (c+7Ko)

835 Comediens that aren't funny and singers that can't sing

Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 09:29 PM (6IPEM)

836 Good luck convincing the voters that Putin would rather have Trump as President than Hillary.

The voters are pretty stupid, but not that stupid.

Posted by: Trumps of Doom at July 25, 2016 09:29 PM (wvPvB)

837 809 His voice is shot.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 09:26 PM (6IPEM)

Shockingly bad, wrong wrong song to pick if you didn't want someone to notice (or realize that Garfunkel was the most important element of making that song great?)

Posted by: firehorse at July 25, 2016 09:29 PM (//TVq)

838 Cuomo. ugh

Posted by: Infidel at July 25, 2016 09:29 PM (c1X8Y)

839 If you be my bodyguard, I will be your long lost friend.

Posted by: Sarah Silvermine at July 25, 2016 09:29 PM (Tyii7)

840 Nope, Jane, not until 10pm- first the fake Indian, then the fake president's Mooch, then the crazy old man.

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 25, 2016 09:29 PM (yNyJy)

841 Sounds like Paul was hitting that 50 ft joint the Bernie fans were carrying through the streets.

That was awful. Nice that they admit the Obama admin is "troubled waters"

Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 09:30 PM (eSQgj)

842 Dib de eben fub ub duh lybrincs?

Posted by: Marlee Matlin at July 25, 2016 09:30 PM (H9MG5)

843 Turned back and they are all holding hand and listening to Paul Simon. F'n idiots. I hate that song too. What a pathetic group of people.

Posted by: freaked at July 25, 2016 09:30 PM (BO/km)

844 I saw Coven open for Eye of Newt in '84. Good times.

Posted by: Witchy Woman at July 25, 2016 09:30 PM (LQLeS)

845 827 Ob, myb Gob dis sdound libe shib.
Posted by: Marlee Matlin at July 25, 2016 09:28 PM (H9MG5)

And that is why I keep hitting the F5 button like a monkey in a crack experiment.

Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 09:30 PM (7qAYi)

846 Does Garfunkel sound this bad too?

Posted by: Winnie in Arizona at July 25, 2016 09:30 PM (vetSs)

847 I haven't been the same since the German depth charges.

Posted by: Brain William at July 25, 2016 09:30 PM (IqV8l)

848 You can tune a piano but you cant tuna fish.....

Posted by: E.T. at July 25, 2016 09:30 PM (c+7Ko)

849 Awesome. Let them fight each othet

Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 09:30 PM (zOTsN)

850 Garfunkel still lives!

Posted by: Paul Simon at July 25, 2016 09:30 PM (cmE8J)

851 Simon sounded like he belonged in an ICU...

Posted by: Daisy Cutter at July 25, 2016 09:30 PM (IgbJ1)

852 I did like Art Garfunkle in "Carnal Knowledge".

He wanted to love. I guess Paul Simon was played by Jack Nicholson, who wanted to be loved.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 09:30 PM (4+VII)

853 830
That was pure Holiday Inn.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 09:29 PM (/tuJf)


I've heard amazing vocals at any fundraiser I've attended in the past 15 years.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:30 PM (1ZOkK)

854 Paul Simon was a contemporary of Al Stewart's.

I just saw Al play a couple months ago, and he is in stupendous vocal shape. He's still bright and energetic, and a hell of a lot of fun to see.

Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 09:31 PM (sGdoo)

855 These bastards with the signs on FBN are killing me.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 09:31 PM (9ym/8)

856 ...feel the unity building.
No, feel it here, no, over here. Yeah, that's it.

Posted by: gNewt...don't like Ryan..better call Paul at July 25, 2016 09:31 PM (AC18V)

857 Is Triumph the Insult Dog out there interviewing and mocking the protesters? If not, he should be.

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at July 25, 2016 09:31 PM (LQLeS)

858 761 I wonder if the some in the media will start criticizing Mooch when she's no longer FLOTUS

Posted by: @votermom at July 25, 2016 09:22 PM (7lVbc)


Why would they do that? They haven't criticized Hillary yet, have they?

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 25, 2016 09:31 PM (QuXrb)

859 Its a Democrat sickness to presume the past is endlessly evil that they must conquer. Even their own previous administrations. The Clinton years? no Obamacare, no homosexual marriage, people dying in the streets and unloved!!!1!1!!! an era of hate!!!!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 25, 2016 09:31 PM (39g3+)

860 Play the Sound of Silence, Paul!


No, not the song, actual silence.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 09:31 PM (uz/Pv)

861 857
Is Triumph the Insult Dog out there interviewing and mocking the protesters? If not, he should be.

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at July 25, 2016 09:31 PM (LQLeS)


THIS. Please let it happen.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:32 PM (1ZOkK)

862 What office is Mario Cuomo running for?

Keeper of the water cooler? WTF?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:32 PM (SRKgf)

863 I just saw Al play a couple months ago, and he is in stupendous vocal shape. He's still bright and energetic, and a hell of a lot of fun to see.

Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 09:31 PM (sGdoo)


Al puts on a great show.

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 25, 2016 09:32 PM (QuXrb)

864 Holiday Inn?

Who is playing the role of the bilumiac?


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 09:32 PM (4+VII)

865 This Friday: Puppet Show and Paul Simon.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 25, 2016 09:32 PM (rwI+c)

866 Hey, they bring up his brilliant ad campaign about "Vote for Cuomo, not the homo"?

I'm sure that'd go over well there.

Posted by: zombie Ed Koch at July 25, 2016 09:32 PM (H9MG5)

867 848 You can tune a piano but you cant tuna fish.....
Posted by: E.T. at July 25, 2016 09:30 PM (c+7Ko)



And you can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think.

Posted by: Dorothy Parker at July 25, 2016 09:32 PM (LQLeS)

868 Longoria?? What he's hitting these days?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:32 PM (SRKgf)

869 Paul Simon proclaims he will no longer do the music thing, and this is what he picked to do?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 25, 2016 09:33 PM (6Ll1u)

870 Every time I watch these has been stars it makes me never want to watch another one of their shows.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 09:33 PM (eU/yZ)

871 Somebody should tune that piano.
Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2016 09:29 PM (WYh6/)
---
They did- to Paul Simon's crappy voice.

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 25, 2016 09:33 PM (yNyJy)

872 "That was pure Holiday Inn."



Classy stuff.

I'll take the chicken-fried steak.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 09:33 PM (9ym/8)

873 Hello darkness, my old friend...

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at July 25, 2016 09:33 PM (Tyii7)

874 The border crossed her???

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 09:33 PM (eU/yZ)

875 Fuck, LaRaza.

Posted by: Infidel at July 25, 2016 09:33 PM (c1X8Y)

876 Paul Simon is 74, so it's inevitable that age has taken its toll on his voice. It's not fair to criticize him for growing old. Frank Sinatra had lost his edge by the time he was in his 70s, too.

Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 09:34 PM (sdi6R)

877 Hush. We're trying to get laid.

Posted by: The DNC Men


Look to each other, Grasshoppers.

Posted by: t-bird at July 25, 2016 09:34 PM (oFSUK)

878 Andrew or Mario Cuomo? Is Mario alive?

Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 09:34 PM (eSQgj)

879 So, how did the BernieBros take to getting told to shut up over and over again by Sarah Silverman, et al.

Everytime they tell them to shut up, they are losing a few votes. These people have a legitimate gripe and they are being told they don't matter. An apology from Donna B means nothing because she had emails in the dump criticizing and strategising against The Bern.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 09:34 PM (kXoT0)

880
Now with the midgets!

Posted by: Munchkin progress at July 25, 2016 09:34 PM (CFAp3)

881 Eva Longoria has a double chin now

Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 09:34 PM (6IPEM)

882 "Called us criminals and rapists."


I think Trump was referring to the straw men you're beating the shit out of right now.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:35 PM (SRKgf)

883 Eva Longoria, better to look at.

Posted by: gNewt...don't like Ryan..better call Paul at July 25, 2016 09:35 PM (AC18V)

884 ...I've come to lie to you again.

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at July 25, 2016 09:35 PM (Tyii7)

885 Wonder how tall her wall is.....

Posted by: E.T. at July 25, 2016 09:35 PM (c+7Ko)

886 Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 09:34 PM (sdi6R)

That wasn't an edge, that was the whole shebang. Shoulda lip synced.

Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 09:35 PM (eSQgj)

887 Can we just get a divorce now?

Posted by: Infidel at July 25, 2016 09:35 PM (c1X8Y)

888 I haven't had this much fun since the last time I had sex.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 25, 2016 09:35 PM (CNHr1)

889 This is so bad I'm starting to wonder if Hillary is a stalking horse for Trump.

Posted by: schizoid at July 25, 2016 09:35 PM (ilEbj)

890 Andrew or Mario Cuomo? Is Mario alive?


*checks contract*

Posted by: Mephistopheles at July 25, 2016 09:35 PM (rwI+c)

891 Microphone ores

Posted by: gNewt...don't like Ryan..better call Paul at July 25, 2016 09:36 PM (AC18V)

892 Holy crap, Corey Booker is going to speechafy?

Now I am excited.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 09:36 PM (/tuJf)

893 881
Eva Longoria has a double chin now

Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 09:34 PM (6IPEM)

Too many Tacos?
I denounce myself.

Posted by: Ian Galt at July 25, 2016 09:36 PM (8iiMU)

894 Wait - Eva Longoria is the founder of the Eva Longoria Foundation?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:36 PM (SRKgf)

895 Where's T-bone?

Posted by: Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends at July 25, 2016 09:36 PM (H9MG5)

896 Is Trump live tweeting to this?

Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 09:36 PM (7qAYi)

897 Democratic National Contention is more like it.

Posted by: pep at July 25, 2016 07:17 PM (LAe3v)


Democratic Nazional Convulsion?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 25, 2016 09:36 PM (htBb9)

898 Frank Sinatra had lost his edge by the time he was in his 70s, too.
Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 09:34 PM (sdi6R)

Yeah, but, Frank was smart. He carefully chose when he would sing. He sang songs that still fit his voice and his range and he was The Chairman of The Board. Simon is a folksinger.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 09:36 PM (kXoT0)

899 It's not fair to criticize him for growing old.

How about we criticize him for being a stupid putz and singing for the DNC?

Posted by: freaked at July 25, 2016 09:36 PM (BO/km)

900 Eva Longoria

She's hitting .287 with runners in scoring position.

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at July 25, 2016 09:36 PM (Tyii7)

901 This guy should NEVER wear a turtle neck.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:36 PM (SRKgf)

902 Corey Booker. Hey, Corey, where is "Ice T"?

Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 09:36 PM (eSQgj)

903 Hush. We're trying to get laid.


Posted by: The DNC Men at July 25, 2016 09:16 PM (Tyii7)

---
pro tip: yer just gonna get screwed.


Posted by: redc1c4
****

That IS their version of getting laid.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 25, 2016 09:36 PM (hVdx9)

904 889 This is so bad I'm starting to wonder if Hillary is a stalking horse for Trump.
Posted by: schizoid at July 25, 2016 09:35 PM (ilEbj)


Given how she does in polling vs. Trump and how Bernie did, she might as well be.

Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 09:36 PM (XHWYb)

905 Frankie Valli can still be belt out the tunes.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 25, 2016 09:36 PM (MNgU2)

906 Booker, he played bass with Cannonball.

Posted by: gNewt...don't like Ryan..better call Paul at July 25, 2016 09:37 PM (AC18V)

907 Cant wait for the next round of emails.....
Posted by: E.T. at July 25, 2016 09:29 PM (c+7Ko)

****

Every one of them must be terrified to deny past email stuff cuz they have no idea what will get out tomorrow.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 25, 2016 09:37 PM (YLidQ)

908 889 This is so bad I'm starting to wonder if Hillary is a stalking horse for Trump.
Posted by: schizoid at July 25, 2016 09:35 PM (ilEbj

Best observation in months!!!

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 25, 2016 09:37 PM (iqX2J)

909 Cory Booker. Yay. "Our Fathers gathered in this very city."

Wait, wut? I thought you were the son of slaves?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:37 PM (1ZOkK)

910 Too many Tacos?
I denounce myself.

One of the DNC "taco bowls?"

Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 09:37 PM (O2RFr)

911 The left response to Paul Simon: ignore the music, and claim his singing brought unity and the party together! What a hero!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 25, 2016 09:37 PM (39g3+)

912 Nobody seems to be taking seriously the fact that these "Bernie people" are.....COMMUNISTS! An ideology that is 180% opposed to every letter of our Constitution. An ideology that my generation spilled a ton of blood because it is a mortal threat to our freedom and liberty. And to those who say "or that's so 1958," I say: Venezuela.

Posted by: Devan at July 25, 2016 09:37 PM (kC+1/)

913 Longoria loves to shoot guns in real life, but she praises Hills for pushing "gun safety".

Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 25, 2016 09:38 PM (ozZau)

914 I hate that Hillary icon with the giant H with the arrow. It looks like something you'd have on a freeway to tell drivers where the hospital is.

Of course, having a leashed Bernie is perfect. Especially given the fact that, as we all assumed, the Hillary camp cheated.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 25, 2016 09:38 PM (+lVUW)

915 Cory Booker referencing out Founding Fathers. LOL.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:38 PM (1ZOkK)

916 >>>> Too many Tacos?
I denounce myself.
Posted by: Ian Galt at July 25, 2016 09:36 PM (8iiMU
-----
Gringo, get caught up with the pc lingo. It's taco bowls now.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 09:38 PM (6IPEM)

917 >>> An apology from Donna B means nothing because she had emails in the dump criticizing and strategising against The Bern.
......

Sorry we got caught. Now STFU and do as you're told.
~ DNC

Posted by: Damiano at July 25, 2016 09:38 PM (71OEY)

918 The border crossed your family generations ago? Hate that phrase, so loaded with liberal stupidity.. Not to mention historical ignorance.


I used to like Eva Longoria until some years ago I realized she was a loud, proud Democrat. Can't stand to watch her now,, even when not yapping about politics or her family unfortunately becoming Americans years ago.

Posted by: Ripley at July 25, 2016 09:38 PM (0vsws)

919 Where the fuck in the Constitution does it refer to Native Americans as "savages?"

Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 09:38 PM (XHWYb)

920 905 Frankie Valli can still be belt out the tunes.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 25, 2016 09:36 PM (MNgU2)

He sure can.

I'm going to see Dion in AC this fall. He released a new album out of nowhere & it's actually pretty darn good.

Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 09:38 PM (7qAYi)

921 Yeah, but *you* fucks couldn't keep it.

So go to Hell, Booker.

Posted by: zombie Ben Franklin at July 25, 2016 09:38 PM (H9MG5)

922 Walter Booker that is.

Posted by: gNewt...don't like Ryan..better call Paul at July 25, 2016 09:38 PM (AC18V)

923 Cory Booker. Yay. "Our Fathers gathered in this very city."

Wait, wut? I thought you were the son of slaves?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:37 PM (1ZOkK)



Because slaves wrote the Declaration of Independence, AND the Constitution. H8ter.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:39 PM (SRKgf)

924 The Japanese mass murder might have been Margaret Sanger in an earlier life

Posted by: tmitsss at July 25, 2016 09:39 PM (tGfPA)

925 Eva, go fuck yourself you ignorant slut.

Posted by: Winnie in Arizona at July 25, 2016 09:39 PM (vetSs)

926 Didn't realize Cory Booker had such a bad speech impediment.

Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 09:39 PM (eSQgj)

927 Look, getting old does damage your ability to perform in various ways, but you stop trying to do it after a while. if you can't sing, don't sing. I wouldn't try to go out and ride a bike 5 miles over the hills like I used to at 24.

A man's got to know his limitations.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 25, 2016 09:39 PM (39g3+)

928 Booker T. & the M.G.'s is there?

Green Onions!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 25, 2016 09:39 PM (4ErVI)

929 Wait - responsibilities? WTF?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:40 PM (SRKgf)

930 Well we got the power to turn back tiiiime,
Walking dead Carols haircut on me looks so fine.
I've been a rocker, a liberal, and a thespian,
Not sure why I look like an old lesbian.

Posted by: Modgi at July 25, 2016 09:40 PM (gDV7W)

931 So if "the border crossed her family" that means they're citizens & have nothing to worry about.

Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 09:40 PM (7qAYi)

932

The 60s were 50 years ago


How old are they

Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 09:40 PM (Rmv9D)

933 So old white men had ... wisdom? Uh oh.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:40 PM (SRKgf)

934 Jeebus! You people are making me regret (ever so slightly, admittedly) not watching the clown circus on TV right now.

Posted by: Sasquatch the Original trans-Wookie at July 25, 2016 09:40 PM (BdZ48)

935 "Eva Longoria, better to look at. "

Nah, she hit the wall about 5 years ago. 5 more years and she'll be downright scary.

And Trump's not calling your father a criminal, Eva. Your father is a U.S. citizen, not an illegal alien. The "illegal" part in "illegal alien"? Yeah, that actually means something.

Posted by: Trumps of Doom at July 25, 2016 09:40 PM (wvPvB)

936 The left response to Paul Simon: ignore the music, and claim his singing brought unity and the party together!

Yeah. They ALL thought he sucked.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 09:40 PM (uz/Pv)

937 Yay! Hatin' whites!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:40 PM (1ZOkK)

938 Posted by: Devan at July 25, 2016 09:37 PM (kC+1/)

Shhh. Foster their unhappiness with Hillary.

Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 09:40 PM (eSQgj)

939 >>>Because slaves wrote the Declaration of Independence, AND the Constitution. H8ter.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:39 PM (SRKgf)<<<

And don't forget our muslim founding fathers.

Posted by: SCOAMF at July 25, 2016 09:41 PM (H9MG5)

940 Rugged individualism is a bad thing.



Per Booker.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 09:41 PM (9ym/8)

941 We did, I didn't know I mapped the human genome. Where's my award.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 09:41 PM (eU/yZ)

942 Democrats talking about patriotism? I don't feel so good.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:41 PM (SRKgf)

943 "The 60s were 50 years ago "

Never trust anyone under 80.

Which strangely enough, would work really well right now.

Posted by: Sasquatch the Original trans-Wookie at July 25, 2016 09:41 PM (BdZ48)

944 Corey Booker has tried two or three applause lines about the Founding and could not get the audience to bite on any of them.

Didn't his speechwriter realize he was addressing the Democratic National Convention?

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at July 25, 2016 09:41 PM (5xDis)

945 "So then Franken grabs the microphone and says, Hey it's comedy, folks! It's just comedy! Heh. Heh."

C'mon, Al, you can't blame them for not knowing, you haven't committed 'comedy' in decades. If ever.

I'm still laughing over the fact that the person the DNC has turned to to bring everyone to the point of holding hands and singing "Kum Ba Yah" is.........Donna Brazile. Oh, yeah, THAT'S the ticket.

Posted by: dwagyak at July 25, 2016 09:41 PM (QAs9k)

946 STFU, Booker. You race baiting asshole.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:41 PM (1ZOkK)

947
The left response to Paul Simon: ignore the music, and claim his singing brought unity and the party together! What a hero!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 25, 2016 09:37 PM (39g3+)







If the song didn't change the world into rainbows, unicorns and Skittles 50 years ago when he first sang it, there's no reason to think it'll do diddly squat today.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 25, 2016 09:41 PM (LuZz8)

948 899
How about we criticize him for being a stupid putz and singing for the DNC?
Posted by: freaked at July 25, 2016 09:36 PM (BO/km)


Fair enough. Criticize away.

Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 09:41 PM (sdi6R)

949 Nobody seems to be taking seriously the fact that these "Bernie people" are.....COMMUNISTS! An ideology that is 180% opposed to every letter of our Constitution. An ideology that my generation spilled a ton of blood because it is a mortal threat to our freedom and liberty. And to those who say "or that's so 1958," I say: Venezuela.
Posted by: Devan at July 25, 2016 09:37 PM (kC+1/)

We get it. It's just too damn delicious to watch the RAINBOW being shattered after the decades of backroom deals, baling wire, and shenanigans the Dims expended to put it together and to keep it going.

I was looking at James Woods Twitter feed and followed a link to some Dim feeds and there was a Black guy Tweeting, "Hey, they are booing Black women who are trying to speak. That's bad. That's bad optics."

Cracks, splinters, crevasses, arroyos, gulches, ravines opening up under Hillary's feetsies. Next up the abyss.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 09:41 PM (kXoT0)

950 Cory Booker. Yay. "Our Fathers gathered in this very city."

Wait, wut? I thought you were the son of slaves?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:37 PM (1ZOkK)

That's the sole focus of the "Washington White House" exhibit in Independence Mall. His slaves.

Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 09:41 PM (7qAYi)

951 Did somebody call me?

Posted by: Al. at July 25, 2016 09:41 PM (WVsWD)

952 >>> Andrew or Mario Cuomo? Is Mario alive?
.....

He hasn't stopped voting yet. Heck, he often votes multiple times in each election.

Posted by: Damiano at July 25, 2016 09:42 PM (71OEY)

953 The DNC FULL OF LOVE!!!! per Cory Booker.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:42 PM (1ZOkK)

954 He only said men and women......didnt he miss a few pronouns

Posted by: E.T. at July 25, 2016 09:42 PM (c+7Ko)

955 So, this happened in Ca today (or yesterday, whateva) -- Gubner Moonbeam signed a new law that requires you to go to teh gubmint and get a gubmint issued serial # for the gun you are about to make.

*I'm sure they are completely free of charge, and don't require enough info from you that they can file your taxes from it all*

Imagine the horror of standing in that long line to get your very own serial number; worse than a Venezuelan line for free ribeyes. They are gonna be overwhelmed for minutes the first day.

You know what this is about -- It's making it legal for the police to grab any home brewed guns they run across, plus they can then charge you with a crime on top of that.

All in all, it's just another brick in the wall.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 25, 2016 09:42 PM (gyKtp)

956 This might be the dumbest shit I've ever heard at a convention. Low bar but Cory is going for it.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 09:42 PM (/tuJf)

957 "We are called to be a nation of Love."

WTF?

Well, that's all fine and dandy, but that is not the role of government, fool.

Posted by: Ian Galt at July 25, 2016 09:42 PM (8iiMU)

958 Nobody seems to be taking seriously the fact that these "Bernie people"
are.....COMMUNISTS! An ideology that is 180% opposed to every letter of
our Constitution. An ideology that my generation spilled a ton of blood
because it is a mortal threat to our freedom and liberty. And to those
who say "or that's so 1958," I say: Venezuela.
---

And they'll look straight at your with their dead doll eyes and say "what do you mean? Venezuela is beautiful."

If you try to explain the problems in Venezuela, they will either:

1. Not believe you, because the MSM is not covering it, and if MSNBCDNC does not cover it, it's not real.

2. Dismissively say "That would never happen HERE. "

Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at July 25, 2016 09:42 PM (tvyXw)

959 >>the media decided early on that criticizing Mooch was beyond the pale.


John Nolte did an excellent post back in 20082009 about the "tabloidization" of Sarah Palin vs. the fawning coverage of the Obamas. Showed competing People mag covers - something like "Why Michelle Loves Barack" with a flattering photo of the two of them smiling at the camera (i.e. posed) vs. some rumored marital strife headline and a paparazzi-style photo of an unguarded moment of Palin and hubby looking weird. It's essentially PR agent-packaged and managed Vanity Fair approach vs. National Enquirer approach. By doing this again and again, flooding the daily news of Palin "scandal" the MSM were able to subconsciously fix the notion in people's minds that Palin and family were white trash trainwrecks (honey boo-boo) that one just wants to avoid vs. the Kennedyesque worship of the Obamas fixing them in people's minds as royalty. Can't speak to the Palin families forays into the reality entertainment business after the election, but the MSM certainly set the stage for a lasting narrative.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 09:42 PM (NOIQH)

960 Booker making absolutely no sense at all.

Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 09:42 PM (eSQgj)

961 Bill looks bored

Posted by: firehorse at July 25, 2016 09:42 PM (//TVq)

962 Booker just sounds flat. Is it just me?

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 25, 2016 09:42 PM (CNHr1)

963 874 The border crossed her???
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 09:33 PM (eU/yZ)


Eh, it did for my ancestors as well as the ancestors of many Texans.

The most offensive thing to me was her implying that Trump hates all Hispanics.

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT Hobbit at July 25, 2016 09:43 PM (nvMvs)

964 So, the DNC is ALL BLM ALL THE TIME.

Amiright?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:43 PM (1ZOkK)

965 Another speech bites the dust.
Booker sucks

Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 09:43 PM (6IPEM)

966 And Trump's not calling your father a criminal, Eva. Your father is a U.S. citizen, not an illegal alien. The "illegal" part in "illegal alien"? Yeah, that actually means something.
Posted by: Trumps of Doom at July 25, 2016 09:40 PM (wvPvB)

She's a mover and shaker in La Raza, for realsies.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 09:43 PM (kXoT0)

967 I just can't watch this drivel...

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 25, 2016 09:43 PM (vBeA5)

968 Tip to Dems:

You're saying we have to support each other and have everybody's back.

Trump's supporters, by and large, think you don't have their back.

Unless you make them think differently, you won't win them over.

Now, maybe you think you don't need to do that--you sure have acted like that for awhile--but unless you do, those appeals will ring hollow.

Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 09:43 PM (XHWYb)

969 Wow, all fag all the time. Bastardizing the Constitution.

Posted by: Infidel at July 25, 2016 09:43 PM (c1X8Y)

970 "C'mon, Al, you can't blame them for not knowing, you haven't committed 'comedy' in decades. If ever."

I was always the funny one.

Posted by: Tom Davis at July 25, 2016 09:43 PM (wvPvB)

971 Booker is a splutterer, I think....

Posted by: Ian Galt at July 25, 2016 09:43 PM (8iiMU)

972 "If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together."

Huh?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:43 PM (SRKgf)

973 ..in tha gutta

Posted by: gNewt...don't like Ryan..better call Paul at July 25, 2016 09:44 PM (AC18V)

974 Booker just sounds flat. Is it just me?

Yes.

Posted by: Zombie Rachel Corrie at July 25, 2016 09:44 PM (Tyii7)

975 Posted by: GnuBreed at July 25, 2016 09:42 PM (gyKtp)
This is total bullshit.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 09:44 PM (eU/yZ)

976 'Fair enough. Criticize away.'


Um well... uh, remember that Call Me Al song? His name isn't even Al. That was so dumb.

Posted by: freaked at July 25, 2016 09:44 PM (BO/km)

977 T-Bone needs to come out sing a duet.

Posted by: Mephistopheles at July 25, 2016 09:44 PM (rwI+c)

978 >>>Where the fuck in the Constitution does it refer to Native Americans as "savages?"<<<

Shh. T-Bone is rolling like a fucking champ! Suck it up!

Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2016 09:44 PM (WYh6/)

979 "Booker just sounds flat. Is it just me?"

Nope, he's phoning this one in.

Posted by: Tom Davis at July 25, 2016 09:44 PM (wvPvB)

980 971
Booker is a splutterer, I think....



Posted by: Ian Galt at July 25, 2016 09:43 PM (8iiMU)


Could be a sipper. No way to know. Let's ask Shep or Barry.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:44 PM (1ZOkK)

981 To be charitable, think of the Simon thing like the ceremonial tee off by Arnold Palmer at the Masters.

It doesn't matter that the ball goes 165 yards. He's made his bones and is allowed to ride out in dignity.

What's wrong with Simon is he picked the commies. Poor Linda Ronstadt can't even sing at all badly or otherwise, as a result of Parkinson's.

Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 09:44 PM (3myMJ)

982 Longoria is a notorious Diva who treats her staff like shit and has been sued numerous times for being verbally abusive and for not paying on agreed contracts. Perfect Dem.

Posted by: Cheri at July 25, 2016 09:45 PM (TmVQX)

983 "This might be the dumbest shit I've ever heard at a convention. Low bar but Cory is going for it."




Meh.


He's got nouns and verbs loosely strung together. And I haven't seen him drool yet. Yet.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 09:45 PM (9ym/8)

984 >>>"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together."

Huh?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:43 PM (SRKgf)<<<

If you go in a pack, the lions will get the slow ones. You'll get away and go further.

Or something...

Posted by: zombie Cecil at July 25, 2016 09:45 PM (H9MG5)

985 972 "If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together."

Huh?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:43 PM (SRKgf)


Reminds me of the joke about the bear: "I only have to outrun you."

Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 09:45 PM (sdi6R)

986 Is is me, or does this convention "lack energy" on the floor?

Posted by: Better-Than-Sex-Cake is not at July 25, 2016 09:45 PM (QGPNk)

987
Booker just sounds flat. Is it just me?

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 25, 2016 09:42 PM (CNHr1)








Word.

Posted by: Zombie Rachel Corrie at July 25, 2016 09:46 PM (LuZz8)

988 Yeah, the crowd is flat. Booker called Trump a raciss and only got a smattering of boos. That's the downside of having a speaking slot right after the pot break.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at July 25, 2016 09:46 PM (5xDis)

989 LOL. Yeah, keeping muslims out is not about "how they pray," it's about how they kill.

Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 09:46 PM (eSQgj)

990 Posted by: Michael the TEXIT Hobbit at July 25, 2016 09:43 PM (nvMvs)
Isn't the border crossed us a La Raza dog whistle? I don't like the conflating of illegal/legal either.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 09:46 PM (eU/yZ)

991 986
Is is me, or does this convention "lack energy" on the floor?


Posted by: Better-Than-Sex-Cake is not at July 25, 2016 09:45 PM (QGPNk)


By now, they're all stoned.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:46 PM (1ZOkK)

992 It's OK to grow old, but I want professionals who are too old for their jobs to retire, you know, like surgeons, school bus drivers and pilots to name a few.

Posted by: Daisy Cutter at July 25, 2016 09:46 PM (IgbJ1)

993 The crowd's not really into it too much.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 09:46 PM (9ym/8)

994 "They're still looking for a virgin.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:22 PM (SRKgf) "

I mean, I know the BernieBros are pissed, but some of them are attending, right? Gotta be at least a baker's dozen of virgins in that contingent.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 25, 2016 09:47 PM (kumBu)

995 You know what this convention is doing?

Trying to get me not to support Donald Trump

Here's the problem with that:

I already don't support Donald Trump.

You're not telling anybody, who's paying attention, anything they haven't heard ad nauseam over the past year.

Unless you're going to tell me why I should support Clinton, this is a waste of time.

Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 09:47 PM (XHWYb)

996 I can't watch it.

I am watching "The Long Grey Line" on TV

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 09:47 PM (Ozsfq)

997 Damn, wish I'd set up my own server like Hillary told me to. - Debbie Wasserman-Schultz

Posted by: Winnie in Arizona at July 25, 2016 09:47 PM (vetSs)

998 He needs a boyfriend

Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 09:47 PM (Rmv9D)

999
>>>Eva's face looks fat.

Posted by: Thin Veneer Of Civility at July 25, 2016 09:46 PM (XzRw1)<<<
Yeah. real puffy.

Posted by: Ashley Judd at July 25, 2016 09:47 PM (H9MG5)

1000 972 "If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together."

Huh?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:43 PM (SRKgf)

If you're going faster than the others then you're going farther. What the actual shit is he talking about?

Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 09:47 PM (7qAYi)

1001 Lincoln!!! *drink* DNC!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:47 PM (1ZOkK)

1002
Don't pay attention to that other, inauthentic Zombie Rachel Corrie.

Bitch.

Posted by: Zombie Rachel Corrie at July 25, 2016 09:47 PM (LuZz8)

1003 Cory Booker is ranting, sounds angry and divisive. Even crazy. This will be pointed out by the the MSM, if at all, as a passionate speech.

Posted by: Ripley at July 25, 2016 09:48 PM (0vsws)

1004 To be charitable, think of the Simon thing like the ceremonial tee off by Arnold Palmer at the Masters.

It doesn't matter that the ball goes 165 yards. He's made his bones and is allowed to ride out in dignity.


Yeah but its not like Arnie breaks the club and carves a chest-sized divot, then shanks it into the trees his second try. He still can play, he just doesn't have the strength. Simon can't sing.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 25, 2016 09:48 PM (39g3+)

1005 Cory political stunt Booker is known for saving a dog from the freezing NJ cold. Press was conveniently there, but at least it might of saved dogs that night.
Obviously saving a dog is his mission tonight too.

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 25, 2016 09:48 PM (yNyJy)

1006 Is that Samuel L. Jackson doing another What's In Your Wallet commercial?

Posted by: Daisy Cutter at July 25, 2016 09:48 PM (IgbJ1)

1007 LOL, Booker quoting spluttering Lincoln, a Republican....

Posted by: Ian Galt at July 25, 2016 09:48 PM (8iiMU)

1008 989 LOL. Yeah, keeping muslims out is not about "how they pray," it's about how they kill.
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 09:46 PM (eSQgj)

Well, that is how they pray....

Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 09:48 PM (7qAYi)

1009 When does Cory Booker do his scissor kick finisher on Bernie and then get to climb the ring post to celebrate?

Or is that Booker T? I confuse those two a lot.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 25, 2016 09:48 PM (kumBu)

1010 Hillary has been paying it forward??? LMAO!!! Payola maybe..

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 25, 2016 09:49 PM (CNHr1)

1011 Oh yeah, the same Hillary who laughed over getting a guy she thought was guilty off for raping a minor. Yeah, that's who fights for kids.

Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 09:49 PM (XHWYb)

1012 If we didn't have cultural appropriation, we would have starved by now and have British teeth.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 25, 2016 09:49 PM (6Ll1u)

1013 boobs

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 25, 2016 09:49 PM (WTSFk)

1014 rumor has it, he shoveled somebodys driveway; sex, gender, race? back in the day; if I didn't, my older brother would beat the piss, outta me

Posted by: pahoubnd 13 at July 25, 2016 09:49 PM (dxZ3a)

1015 Can't watch, too many internet thingies down due to the storm. It sounds like Cory Booker isn't trying to be the 2004 Barack Obama of this convention then? Is anyone making a swing for it yet?

Posted by: iforgot -- now on Android! at July 25, 2016 09:49 PM (gQ8F7)

1016 Booker needs to stroke out already.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:49 PM (1ZOkK)

1017 LOL, Booker quoting spluttering Lincoln, a Republican....

He needs to finish with a quote from MLK Jr: Republican.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 25, 2016 09:49 PM (rwI+c)

1018 Oh, and the best thing Simon ever did was use Bakithi Kumalo on bass. Wow.

Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 09:49 PM (3myMJ)

1019 Define fair wage for me, Corey.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 09:49 PM (eU/yZ)

1020 "Warhawk"


Is that what I just heard?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 09:49 PM (9ym/8)

1021 If you're going faster than the others then you're going farther. What the actual shit is he talking about?
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 09:47 PM (7qAYi)

*****

It means you need to slow down and get with the group. It is not fair that you can outrun them. Just more grinding down to the lowest common denominator.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 25, 2016 09:50 PM (YLidQ)

1022 1000 972 "If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together."
Huh?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:43 PM (SRKgf)
If you're going faster than the others then you're going farther. What the actual shit is he talking about?
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 09:47 PM (7qAYi)



Yeah, it doesn't make any sense. Why would a group go any farther than an individual?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:50 PM (SRKgf)

1023 "If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together."

Huh?


Don't analyze or their whole World of Slogans falls apart.

Posted by: t-bird at July 25, 2016 09:50 PM (oFSUK)

1024 He couldn't make it in a black church. Got no rhythm.

Posted by: gNewt...don't like Ryan..better call Paul at July 25, 2016 09:50 PM (AC18V)

1025 Your future President, folks.

Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 09:50 PM (XHWYb)

1026 Investments = other people pay.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 09:50 PM (eU/yZ)

1027 tits

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 25, 2016 09:50 PM (WTSFk)

1028 951 Did somebody call me?
Posted by: Al. at July 25, 2016 09:41 PM (WVsWD)

BECAUSE ITS A SIMON AND GARFUNKLE SONG!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 25, 2016 09:50 PM (PHxng)

1029 Yeah, keeping muslims out is not about "how they pray," it's about how they kill.

It's about how they prey.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 25, 2016 09:50 PM (rwI+c)

1030 'Hillary has been paying it forward'


Those f'rs will just say anything won't they? It really is a mental illness.

Posted by: freaked at July 25, 2016 09:51 PM (BO/km)

1031 Yeah, our allies love us right now, Cory.

Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 09:51 PM (XHWYb)

1032 They got our backs, just like the monkey, they want to ride us till we drop.

Posted by: Garbone at July 25, 2016 09:51 PM (9dH/8)

1033 Dion said the song was about being with someone for the long haul, rather than just going crazy, doing stupid stuff, which is likely to kill you, sooner or later.

he was on The Underground Garage on Sirius/Xm

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 25, 2016 09:51 PM (zUoxk)

1034 It means you need to slow down and get with the group. It is not fair that you can outrun them. Just more grinding down to the lowest common denominator.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 25, 2016 09:50 PM (YLidQ)



But why would go any farther? It makes no sense. OK, so some carry others for a while. But that poops them out, and so on.

It's a stupid statement.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:51 PM (SRKgf)

1035 Who is this Brandon Finnigan dude posting in National Review? He sounds like CAC with that "GOP winning PA" nonsense.

*grin*

Posted by: MSM at July 25, 2016 09:51 PM (wfDW1)

1036 Yeah, it doesn't make any sense. Why would a group go any farther than an individual?

The weak ones are walking lunch.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 25, 2016 09:51 PM (rwI+c)

1037 Are they screaming black lives matter?

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 09:51 PM (eU/yZ)

1038 1018 Oh, and the best thing Simon ever did was use Bakithi Kumalo on bass. Wow.
Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 09:49 PM (3myMJ)

He plays a fretless like a man possessed.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 09:51 PM (0mRoj)

1039 Now "Black Lives Matter."


Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 09:51 PM (9ym/8)

1040 nipples

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 25, 2016 09:51 PM (WTSFk)

1041 Free TVoC!!!

End the ban now!! Act of Love!

Free TVoC!!!

Posted by: Al. at July 25, 2016 09:52 PM (WVsWD)

1042 So glad we cut cable. All I need to do is read these threads as a supplement to mornings with VNN.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at July 25, 2016 09:52 PM (/WPPJ)

1043 Are they chanting "black lives matter."?

Hard to hear over this imbecile's incoherent rambling?

Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 25, 2016 09:52 PM (H9MG5)

1044 If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together.

Collectivism uber alles!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 25, 2016 09:52 PM (39g3+)

1045 ..good times

Posted by: pahoubnd 13 at July 25, 2016 09:52 PM (dxZ3a)

1046 BLM
Black Lives Matter
Black Lives Matter
Black Lives Matter

Posted by: gNewt...don't like Ryan..better call Paul at July 25, 2016 09:52 PM (AC18V)

1047 "A man's got to know his limitations.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 25, 2016 09:39 PM (39g3+) "

You know an old singer who can still fucking kill it? Peter Cetera.

However you feel about his falling out with Chicago and all the shit about the RnR Hall of Fame performance/appearance (or lack thereof), dude still has golden pipes.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 25, 2016 09:52 PM (kumBu)

1048 This putz will never be prez.....

Posted by: E.T. at July 25, 2016 09:52 PM (c+7Ko)

1049 It's all psychobabble rap to me.

Posted by: Alan Parsons at July 25, 2016 09:52 PM (8iiMU)

1050 Get the fucking hook. This asshole is tiresome.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:52 PM (1ZOkK)

1051 they think economy is a zero sum game.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 09:52 PM (eU/yZ)

1052 Booker must have written his speech in the cab on the way there. It's basically a random Democrat cliche repeater.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at July 25, 2016 09:52 PM (5xDis)

1053 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 25, 2016 09:48 PM (39g3+)

Point taken. Especially since I didn't hear the warbling. Or caterwauling perhaps.

Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 09:52 PM (3myMJ)

1054 Why is this well spoken black man yelling at me?

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 25, 2016 09:52 PM (LYCUN)

1055 I think it says something about setting the Indian savages on the colonists, or egging them on to fight them, or something. It was definitely in there at one point, I can remember thinking it was kinda funny as a kid.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 25, 2016 09:52 PM (ynJty)

1056 975 >> This is total bullshit.


Posted by: CaliGirl

I know which way you meant that, but nevertheless I shall provide a link:

http://tinyurl.com/z7by2a2

(Breitbart)

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 25, 2016 09:53 PM (gyKtp)

1057 When's the next WikiPoopDrop?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 09:53 PM (uz/Pv)

1058 Stoned audience: "Yaaaaaaaaaaaay"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:53 PM (1ZOkK)

1059 This is a horrible speech. Nothing but slogans.

Posted by: Better-Than-Sex-Cake is not at July 25, 2016 09:53 PM (QGPNk)

1060 1023 "If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together."

Or you could just drive and accomplish both.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 09:53 PM (0mRoj)

1061 It's a stupid statement.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:51 PM (SRKgf)

****

Of course it is. It's the DNC and they are talking about fairness. What else could result?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 25, 2016 09:53 PM (YLidQ)

1062 Yeah, Cory, I'm sure they've got Maya Angelou memorized.

Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 09:53 PM (XHWYb)

1063 He'd have been better quoting Dr. Seuss.

Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 25, 2016 09:53 PM (H9MG5)

1064 This just confirms what we always knew: Stevie Ray was the one carrying Harlem Heat. He'd never have this bad of a performance during a PPV.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 25, 2016 09:53 PM (kumBu)

1065
If you race down the hill you can screw one cow. If you stroll down the hill you can screw all the cows.

Posted by: the wisdom of Cory the bull at July 25, 2016 09:53 PM (CFAp3)

1066 Where ya'll seeing titties at?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 09:54 PM (9ym/8)

1067 Better-Than-Sex-Cake is not

Did you try warming it in the microwave first?

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 25, 2016 09:54 PM (rwI+c)

1068 Jesus H.... get the hook.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 25, 2016 09:54 PM (CNHr1)

1069 Has anyone plagiarized My Little Pony yet?

Posted by: Damiano at July 25, 2016 09:54 PM (71OEY)

1070

Screamers!

Patriots one and all.

Posted by: J.G. Qunionia at July 25, 2016 09:54 PM (mLV8D)

1071 STFU, you race mongering asshole.

Way to go, DNC.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:54 PM (1ZOkK)

1072 Booker auditioning to replace JeramiahWright.

Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 09:54 PM (eSQgj)

1073 Too long. A sermon with out God. A sermon to government

Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 09:54 PM (zOTsN)

1074 Is he talking about Viagra now? He said "We will rise!"

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 25, 2016 09:54 PM (8iiMU)

1075 1058 Stoned audience: "Yaaaaaaaaaaaay"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:53 PM (1ZOkK)



They thought he was wrapping it up.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:54 PM (SRKgf)

1076 IMMIGRANTS!

Posted by: Cory Booker at July 25, 2016 09:54 PM (LYCUN)

1077 Posted by: GnuBreed at July 25, 2016 09:53 PM (gyKtp)
Thanks, I didn't mean your comment I meant the policy. My phrasing is poor quite often.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 09:54 PM (eU/yZ)

1078 neither boobs, nor tits nor nipples sway these commenters from their appointed subject matter, the democratic convention. very impressive..

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 25, 2016 09:54 PM (WTSFk)

1079 1050
Get the fucking hook. This asshole is tiresome.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:52 PM (1ZOkK)

No kidding. I'd love to see that young lady in her wheel chair come out again and move him off the stage like a Zamboni cleaning a rink.

Posted by: Better-Than-Sex-Cake is not at July 25, 2016 09:55 PM (QGPNk)

1080 "Kennedy pointed to the Hollywood starlets ..."


We don't talk about what he was pointing with.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:55 PM (SRKgf)

1081 "If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together."

Huh?
--

It will blow your mind. If you're high.

Posted by: @votermom at July 25, 2016 09:55 PM (7lVbc)

1082 1063 He'd have been better quoting Dr. Seuss.
Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 25, 2016 09:53 PM (H9MG5)

From each according to his ability, to each according to his thneed.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 09:55 PM (0mRoj)

1083 He is in love with himself.

Posted by: Infidel at July 25, 2016 09:55 PM (c1X8Y)

1084 None of these commie ingrates cares about The Revolution.

They want a new revolution which will overwrite all those stodgy old principles on those stoopid documents greater than 100 years old.

Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 25, 2016 09:55 PM (H9MG5)

1085 Stonewall Inn!!!

Yeah, that's why this country is suffering and in danger, douchebag.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:55 PM (1ZOkK)

1086 Con Artist Critic?


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 09:55 PM (4+VII)

1087 Peter Cetera. He did the song from karate kid 2. Glory of love right. It's the song Mr Jaimo and I danced to at our wedding 30 years ago tomorrow. I love him.

Posted by: jaimo at July 25, 2016 09:55 PM (eDc0r)

1088 ... my compliments.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 25, 2016 09:55 PM (WTSFk)

1089 No kidding. I'd love to see that young lady in her wheel chair come out again and move him off the stage like a Zamboni cleaning a rink.
Posted by: Better-Than-Sex-Cake is not at July 25, 2016 09:55 PM (QGPNk)



Pure poetry.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:56 PM (SRKgf)

1090 .@Facebook is blocking #DNCLeak email links. Monday is the Democratic National Convention
10:00 PM - 23 Jul 2016

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at July 25, 2016 09:56 PM (e8kgV)

1091 They need to revive "up-twinkles".

Posted by: t-bird at July 25, 2016 09:56 PM (oFSUK)

1092 Peter Cetera that is. Hubby? Well it's been 30 years. Lol.

Posted by: jaimo at July 25, 2016 09:56 PM (eDc0r)

1093
Did you try warming it in the microwave first?

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 25, 2016 09:54 PM (rwI+c)

Hmmm. Hadn't considered that ...

Posted by: Better-Than-Sex-Cake is not at July 25, 2016 09:56 PM (QGPNk)

1094 1079
I'd love to see that young lady in her wheel chair come out again and move him off the stage like a Zamboni cleaning a rink.
Posted by: Better-Than-Sex-Cake is not at July 25, 2016 09:55 PM (QGPNk)


And that's why I keep coming back here.

Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 09:56 PM (sdi6R)

1095 Oh. Fuck.

If SCOAMF had a son, he'd look like Corey Booker and use his favorite word "cccccynicccccisssssm".

Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 25, 2016 09:56 PM (H9MG5)

1096 So I just finished our kids' last swim meet of the year. I haven't watched one minute and probably won't. Did I miss anything?

Posted by: Czar Peter at July 25, 2016 09:56 PM (JGNQ+)

1097 None of these commie ingrates cares about The Revolution.


Of course they do. Just not OUR Revolution.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:56 PM (SRKgf)

1098 We will rise? Is that a BLM threat?

Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 09:56 PM (eSQgj)

1099 I don't particularly care to be interconnected to you bro.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 25, 2016 09:57 PM (LYCUN)

1100 They need to revive "up-twinkles".

or snap their fingers like beatniks.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 25, 2016 09:57 PM (rwI+c)

1101 Wow! This guy is reliving a nonexistent slave hunt in everglades! That's as fucking insulting as all fuck!

Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2016 09:57 PM (WYh6/)

1102 Jeebus. What an intolerable tool.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:57 PM (1ZOkK)

1103 He sounded like Charlie brown's teacher.

Posted by: jaimo at July 25, 2016 09:57 PM (eDc0r)

1104 1091 They need to revive "up-twinkles".
Posted by: t-bird at July 25, 2016 09:56 PM (oFSUK)

Sizzle fingers.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 09:57 PM (0mRoj)

1105 He's stuttering. We will rise? Hasn't their guy been in office for 8 years. We should all be in utopia.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 09:57 PM (eU/yZ)

1106 >>It means you need to slow down and get with the group. It is not fair that you can outrun them.


------> The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, comrades!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 09:57 PM (NOIQH)

1107 They've got to be doing music that Hillary wanted, its so old. Back in 1992, Fleetwood Mac still had album coming out, so when they ruined "Don't Stop" from Rumors it was kind of cool but now? Booker T? Paul Simon? This is like Ronald Reagan having Tommy Dorsey and Vaughn Monroe come out to sing.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 25, 2016 09:57 PM (39g3+)

1108 Booker: "King pointed to the mountaintop! Kennedy pointed to the moon! Hillary pointed to the bankers at Goldman Sachs and said SHOW ME THE MONEY! Yeaaaaahhh!"

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at July 25, 2016 09:57 PM (5xDis)

1109 "Let's declare again that we are a nation of interdependents..."

Yay

I'm enthralled.

Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 09:57 PM (XHWYb)

1110 1067 Better-Than-Sex-Cake is not

Did you try warming it in the microwave first?
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 25, 2016 09:54 PM (rwI+c)



Perhaps trying a position other than missionary?

Posted by: buzzion at July 25, 2016 09:57 PM (z/Ubi)

1111
1035
Who is this Brandon Finnigan dude posting in National Review? He sounds like CAC with that "GOP winning PA" nonsense.



*grin*

Posted by: MSM at July 25, 2016 09:51 PM (wfDW1)







Can't be CAC. No plaid maps.

Then again, the bastard never gave us plaid maps before he became a blog traitor, so who knows?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 25, 2016 09:57 PM (LuZz8)

1112 He plays a fretless like a man possessed.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 09:51 PM (0mRoj)

Heh, indeed.

I took off for two gigs yesterday, thought I had grabbed my fretted bass on the way out. Got to the rock/funk gig, opened case, and there sat my fretless. Thought, well I'll get by on this gig, and it will be fine on the jazz gig later anyway.

Finished second set and the guitard comes over and says, "Man you are on fire today, I love playing with you." Which beats, "I want to set fire to you." So that worked out. I'm going to take her all the time now.

Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 09:57 PM (3myMJ)

1113 Sheriff Clarke. A palate cleanser.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:57 PM (1ZOkK)

1114 "If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together."

Actually, I want to go fast ...

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:58 PM (SRKgf)

1115 "It will blow your mind. If you're high."



What if you're not high?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 09:58 PM (9ym/8)

1116 Nothing better than to start prime time with a speech from a Gay Black Senator lecturing us about our awful constitution.




Does ANY democrat know the 3/5 compromise was a YANKEE idea to disenfranchise slaves in the population count?



ANY? The stupid is STRONG.


Posted by: Nip Sip at July 25, 2016 09:58 PM (F1iXz)

1117 The Declaration of Independence refers to the Indian allies of the British as savages who make war on all ages & sexes.

Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 09:58 PM (7qAYi)

1118 "up-twinkles" ?

Posted by: Barry at July 25, 2016 09:58 PM (AC18V)

1119 It bears repeating once again. Liberals ruin everything they touch.

Posted by: Throat Wobbler Mangrove at July 25, 2016 09:58 PM (S8W0R)

1120 1055 I think it says something about setting the Indian savages on the colonists, or egging them on to fight them, or something. It was definitely in there at one point, I can remember thinking it was kinda funny as a kid.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 25, 2016 09:52 PM (ynJty)


Not in the Constitution.

In the Declaration of Independence, there is this:

"He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions."

Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 09:59 PM (XHWYb)

1121 I'm exhausted from that shit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:59 PM (1ZOkK)

1122 I thought the demos were pissed that the RNC convention bagged on Hillary. Do as I say?

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 09:59 PM (eU/yZ)

1123 I think the GOP should hammer OOOOLLLLLLDDD as their focus on the democrats. Old, old, old.

Seeing a black guy speak at the DNC, it reminds me how well blacks are doing under Democratic leadership.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 25, 2016 09:59 PM (39g3+)

1124

There are two Americas!

Posted by: J.G. Qunionia at July 25, 2016 09:59 PM (mLV8D)

1125 >>They've got to be doing music that Hillary wanted, its so old.

Lady Gaga will do a song, and wanna bet Katy Perry?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 09:59 PM (NOIQH)

1126 "He's stuttering. We will rise? Hasn't their guy been in office for 8 years. We should all be in utopia."



Yeah, just ignoring all of that. Got BarryCare and tax increases. Utopia didn't happen.


Conveniently forgetting.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 10:00 PM (9ym/8)

1127 It will blow your mind. If you're high.

Posted by: @votermom at July 25, 2016 09:55 PM (7lVbc)

I am and it did. Also blew three minutes of my life trying to figure out whatthehell he was saying. Ignorant idiot.

Posted by: creeper at July 25, 2016 10:00 PM (pFp74)

1128 Declaration of Independence Extract:

He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to
bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian
Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction
of all ages, sexes and conditions.



Substitute "unvetted muz refugees" and you've got history repeating itself, except this time it's our president doing it and not George III!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 25, 2016 10:00 PM (wYnyS)

1129 1115 "It will blow your mind. If you're high."



What if you're not high?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 09:58 PM (9ym/

Then it just sounds retarded.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 10:00 PM (0mRoj)

1130 It bears repeating once again. Liberals ruin everything they touch.


Design feature.

Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 10:00 PM (qUNWi)

1131 1121
He's just trying to energize the few blacks in the crowd.
That aren't on the stage


Posted by: Thin Veneer Of Civility at July 25, 2016 09:59 PM (XzRw1)

FIFY

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 25, 2016 10:00 PM (F1iXz)

1132 All these green signs are new, all the Bernie signs prevalent earlier are gone.

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at July 25, 2016 10:00 PM (PHxng)

1133 A fool and his money are soon separated. Caveat emptor.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:00 PM (eU/yZ)

1134 I should have gone to Klinton Kollege.

Posted by: Whiny woman at July 25, 2016 10:00 PM (IqV8l)

1135 This guy is reliving a nonexistent slave hunt in everglades
---

You don't know the hardships this poor man had in his life. He was probably forced to do lots and lots and lots of illegal drugs just to cope with the fact that he was black and had to watch poor white children eat Kaboom cereal.

And just because something is non-existent doesn't mean it's real.

The everglades slave hunt is totally part of his subjective reality.

just like Bruce Jenners cooch.

Posted by: the MSM and Libtards Everywhere at July 25, 2016 10:00 PM (tvyXw)

1136 Off to bed am I. I'll be with you in spirit as you diss the Mooch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 10:00 PM (1ZOkK)

1137 In the Declaration of Independence, there is this:

"He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions."

Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 09:59 PM (XHWYb)



So the Indians were ... Muslims?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 10:01 PM (SRKgf)

1138 Does ANY democrat know the 3/5 compromise was a YANKEE idea to disenfranchise slaves in the population count?

Well, kinda. Slaves didn't have the franchise - the vote. The south just wanted to count them so they would have larger numbers and hence more power in congress.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 25, 2016 10:01 PM (39g3+)

1139
"Does ANY democrat know the 3/5 compromise was a YANKEE idea to disenfranchise slaves in the population count?



ANY? The stupid is STRONG."

No, not a single one. If you learn that, you're beaten in the government schools until you unlearn it.

Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 10:01 PM (eSQgj)

1140 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 25, 2016 10:01 PM (5o4+K)

1141 ANY? The stupid is STRONG.

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 25, 2016 09:58 PM (F1iXz)

*****

Racist Southern Democrats are lumped together as "Dixiecrats", tied (somehow) to Republicans and immediately dismissed. Seen it time and time again.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 25, 2016 10:01 PM (YLidQ)

1142 Er... if I didn't have a lot of money to spare, I wouldn't be wasting it on some crackpot get rich scheme.

Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 25, 2016 10:02 PM (H9MG5)

1143 Booker: "King pointed to the mountaintop! Kennedy pointed to the moon!

Dear Lord, point me to the bathroom!

Posted by: Hillzebub, one Chipotle from disaster! at July 25, 2016 10:02 PM (oFSUK)

1144 Yeah blacks and hispanics and young people just lurves them some Bon Jovi and Paul Simon.

It's all I ever hear them talking about.

Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 10:02 PM (qUNWi)

1145 Ah yes, twas the Declaration, my bad.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 25, 2016 10:02 PM (ynJty)

1146 We will rise? Hasn't their guy been in office for 8 years. We should all be in utopia.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 09:57 PM (eU/yZ)

Right? After 8 years they'll finally get up off their butts and fix those crumbling roads and bridges? Lol

Posted by: OldDominionMom at July 25, 2016 10:02 PM (GzDYP)

1147 They should have showed Clinton Cash at the R convention in pieces btwn speeches

Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 10:03 PM (6IPEM)

1148 I guess for everyone who thought Cruz was too "preachy" never heard Booker.

Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 10:03 PM (eSQgj)

1149 Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 10:00 PM (1ZOkK)
Goodnight Jane, hope your kitty is feeling better.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:03 PM (eU/yZ)

1150 Indians weren't counted in the census at all. Top that Booker.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 25, 2016 10:03 PM (rwI+c)

1151 Slavery is indeed an evil thing. Perhaps you should talk to your muslim friends about ending it?

Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 10:03 PM (7qAYi)

1152 1143 Booker: "King pointed to the mountaintop! Kennedy pointed to the moon!

Dear Lord, point me to the bathroom!
Posted by: Hillzebub, one Chipotle from disaster! at July 25, 2016 10:02 PM (oFSUK)

Kennedy stole that from me!

Posted by: Ralph Kramden at July 25, 2016 10:03 PM (0mRoj)

1153 So the Indians were ... Muslims?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 10:01 PM (SRKgf)

Nah, they are Hindu. Ask Jugdish at my 7-11

Posted by: Hairplugs Joe at July 25, 2016 10:03 PM (F1iXz)

1154 Remember all the drop in trolls on the RNC convention threads here?

Today, they are all mysteriously absent.

It must be pretty bad when even the trolls can't muster up a 'rousing speech' defense; either that, or Debbie cut off their paychecks in a fit of pique.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 25, 2016 10:03 PM (gyKtp)

1155 Does anyone have a report on how the Trump Reddit thing went?

Posted by: Czar Peter at July 25, 2016 10:03 PM (JGNQ+)

1156 Don't waste 35K on a fake Trump degree, waste 135K on a fake wymmins studies degree at a big name college!!!

Posted by: the Dems at July 25, 2016 10:03 PM (H9MG5)

1157 They were forced to put a notice on their posters and tickets "This is an exhibition sport and not an actual competition."

Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 08:02 PM (sGdoo)


Because only Democrats would be stupid enough to bet on pro wrestling.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 25, 2016 10:04 PM (htBb9)

1158 All hail the god-queen!

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 25, 2016 10:04 PM (LYCUN)

1159
Right? After 8 years they'll finally get up off their butts and fix those crumbling roads and bridges? Lol

Posted by: OldDominionMom at July 25, 2016 10:02 PM (GzDYP)








And give jobs to burly men rather than sainted Women's Studies majors? Are you nuts?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 25, 2016 10:04 PM (LuZz8)

1160 Unless you're going to tell me why I should support Clinton, this is a waste of time.

Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 09:47 PM (XHWYb)


Yup. As long as the debate is all about Trump, Trump wins. It was true in the primary and it's true now.

Posted by: schizoid at July 25, 2016 10:04 PM (ilEbj)

1161 ...anybody else, got "that friend"/-not that you'd ever do it...but you're watchin' id tv and go...I get that...

Posted by: pahoubnd 13 at July 25, 2016 10:04 PM (dxZ3a)

1162 Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 10:01 PM (eSQgj)
I thought the counting slaves as full people was the racist position to give the south more power.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:05 PM (eU/yZ)

1163 Kennedy stole that from me!


--------------------
Posted by: Ralph Kramden at July 25, 2016 10:03 PM (0mRoj)


That was beautiful man....

Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 10:05 PM (qUNWi)

1164 Yo!

Posted by: Subterranian JT at July 25, 2016 10:05 PM (qG0hz)

1165 All right, Chewie's on.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 10:05 PM (9ym/8)

1166 1142 Er... if I didn't have a lot of money to spare, I wouldn't be wasting it on some crackpot get rich scheme.
Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 25, 2016 10:02 PM (H9MG5)


^^This. She mentioned that Trump U cost $35,000. I could barely scrape up that much myself without hocking the house, so no, I wouldn't do it.

Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 10:05 PM (sdi6R)

Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 10:05 PM (qUNWi)

1168 Somebody get this walking carpet out of my way.

Posted by: Princess Leia at July 25, 2016 10:05 PM (H9MG5)

1169 So is Cory going long because Mooch is refusing to come out..."I ain't goin out dere to save that old fat White Lady's ass, she can kiss my fine Black Ass, is what she can do. As if, SNAP!"

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 10:05 PM (kXoT0)

1170 Racist Southern Democrats are lumped together as
"Dixiecrats", tied (somehow) to Republicans and immediately dismissed.
Seen it time and time again.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 25, 2016 10:01 PM (YLidQ)

Yeah, George Wallace was a Republican, everyone knows that

Posted by: Rep. Keith Ellison at July 25, 2016 10:05 PM (F1iXz)

1171 Michelle haaaates Hillary.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 10:05 PM (NOIQH)

1172 Posted by: the Dems at July 25, 2016 10:03 PM (H9MG5)
Free university tuition for all.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:05 PM (eU/yZ)

1173 Look at those toned arms! *swoon*

Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 10:06 PM (sdi6R)

1174 Soooo... What's She wearing?

Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 10:06 PM (O2RFr)

1175 I have to admit... I turned the TV off when Mooch was introduced. She's almost as annoying as her husband.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 25, 2016 10:06 PM (CNHr1)

1176 I saw cell phone footage of big dudes confiscating Bernie signs in the audience.


Posted by: Pam at July 25, 2016 10:06 PM (cF0hS)

1177 Look at those toned arms! *swoon*

Sleeveless? Honestly?

Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 10:06 PM (O2RFr)

1178 What was her entrance song?

Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 10:06 PM (7qAYi)

1179 The Mooch is on the loose!

Posted by: Ripley at July 25, 2016 10:06 PM (0vsws)

1180 School lunch nazi....

Posted by: E.T. at July 25, 2016 10:07 PM (c+7Ko)

1181 Mooch decided to go with long asian-wig.

Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 10:07 PM (eSQgj)

1182 Why do I punish myself like this?

Posted by: Infidel at July 25, 2016 10:07 PM (c1X8Y)

1183 Yes his grace really comes across when he's doing interviews with "youtube personalities".

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 25, 2016 10:07 PM (LYCUN)

1184 C'mon, mention Hillary by name. Dare ya.

Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 10:07 PM (3myMJ)

1185 michelle obama video produced by JJAbrams, jokes write themselves

Posted by: runner at July 25, 2016 10:07 PM (c6/9Q)

1186 I saw cell phone footage of big dudes confiscating Bernie signs in the audience.


Posted by: Pam at July 25, 2016 10:06 PM (cF0hS)

Oh, yeah, that's going to calm down the BernieBroHos.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 10:07 PM (kXoT0)

1187
When do I get to tell my story?

Posted by: Zombie Ambassador Stevens at July 25, 2016 10:07 PM (CFAp3)

1188 The first horse face speaks, neigh they proclaimed

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 25, 2016 10:07 PM (r4Vn9)

1189 Why do I punish myself like this?

Are You actually watching? Brave soul...

Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 10:07 PM (O2RFr)

1190 Most Unflattering Undergarments Ever

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at July 25, 2016 10:07 PM (PHxng)

1191 I stopped watching it around 4:30. Are they still shouting down speakers?

Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2016 10:07 PM (Enq6K)

1192 I thought that Sanders was scheduled to speak before Mooch.

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT Hobbit at July 25, 2016 10:07 PM (nvMvs)

1193 I'm not watching. Is she going to speak while munching on a turkey leg?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 25, 2016 10:07 PM (NeFrd)

1194 The seam on the front of her dress is odd. Or her super spanx is odd fitting.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:07 PM (eU/yZ)

1195 Will she talk about fat kids?

Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 10:08 PM (6IPEM)

1196 And those little girls went to a school you were able to choose. So nice for you.

Posted by: Better-Than-Sex-Cake is not at July 25, 2016 10:08 PM (QGPNk)

1197 1192 I thought that Sanders was scheduled to speak before Mooch.
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT Hobbit at July 25, 2016 10:07 PM (nvMvs)

He did. Way before, like this afternoon.

Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 10:08 PM (7qAYi)

1198 Your time in the White House... you mean "your sentence in prison" you miserable resting bitch faced harpy?

Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 25, 2016 10:08 PM (H9MG5)

1199
What's She wearing?


Let's just say that draperies have begun to disappear at the WH and every weight class in boxing is missing its championship belts.

Spoils of war...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2016 10:08 PM (BK3ZS)

1200 Michelle haaaates Hillary.


Michelle hates everybody and every body hates Hillary
so that Venn diagram kinda draws itself.

Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 10:08 PM (qUNWi)

1201
What was her entrance song?

Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 10:06 PM (7qAYi)




Basketball - Lil Bow Wow?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 25, 2016 10:08 PM (LuZz8)

1202 "Cruel or acts like a bully, don't stoop to their level"

"If they bring a knife, you bring a gun"

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 25, 2016 10:08 PM (LYCUN)

1203 She mentioned their daughters going off to school protected by men with guns.

Anybody wanna bet she says something about gun control later?

Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 10:09 PM (sdi6R)

1204 So did she go with the Brown Recluse or the Praying Mantis look tonight?

Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 10:09 PM (3myMJ)

1205 Oh man, my ass is bleeding and she is isn't home yet.

Posted by: Barry at July 25, 2016 10:09 PM (AC18V)

1206 1195 Will she talk about fat kids?
Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 10:08 PM (6IPEM)

Oh, you mean her ranch.

Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 10:09 PM (7qAYi)

1207 Most Unflattering Undergarments Ever
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at July 25, 2016 10:07 PM (PHxng)

You are right! Wow, that's an Iron Maiden Minimizer Bra.....

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 10:09 PM (kXoT0)

1208 Let's just say that draperies have begun to disappear at the WH and every weight class in boxing is missing its championship belts.

Spoils of war...

So another 10.000 dollar dress?

Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 10:09 PM (O2RFr)

1209 1176 >>
I saw cell phone footage of big dudes confiscating Bernie signs in the audience.

Sorry, no Bernie signs allowed.

Mooch out front shoulda told you that.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 25, 2016 10:09 PM (gyKtp)

1210 guess she's still "finally" proud?

Posted by: pahoubnd 13 at July 25, 2016 10:09 PM (dxZ3a)

1211 Did she just say the little black boy?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 10:09 PM (/tuJf)

1212 Did Sanders spea

Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 10:09 PM (zOTsN)

1213 I don't have kids but I'd prefer you not shape their lives.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 25, 2016 10:10 PM (LYCUN)

1214 "Power to shape children", i.e. "Indoctrinate into the Communist Party".

Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 10:10 PM (GUBah)

1215 The Milenium Falcon is missing it's co-pilot...

Posted by: Alf767 at July 25, 2016 10:10 PM (qGI+A)

1216 Our motto is "when they go low, we go high."

That was also Romney's and McCain's and Bush's and Jeb's.

I don't believe you'll actually abide by that, but if you do, may God help you in this election.

Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 10:10 PM (XHWYb)

1217 Little black boy worried about his hair. Hey lady let the government buy him some extensions like yours.

Posted by: gNewt...don't like Ryan..better call Paul at July 25, 2016 10:10 PM (AC18V)

1218 Hey, remember my Senior thesis on White racism at Princeton?



I've hated you crackers for a long time.



http://tinyurl.com/zdeynlj

Posted by: Moochie at July 25, 2016 10:10 PM (F1iXz)

1219 OMG are these people insane?

The Dems just had a clip on Michelle. One little girl said she liked Michelle because she treated all the country's kids as her own.

The indoctrination starts young. Beware, sounds maybe innocent, but there's a not so hidden message there.

This just creeps me out that people accept this govt control view.

Posted by: Farmer at July 25, 2016 10:10 PM (o/90i)

1220 >>Michelle hates everybody and every body hates Hillary

so that Venn diagram kinda draws itself.



Fortunately for Hillary, her staff does not understand Venn diagrams...

Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 10:10 PM (NOIQH)

1221

Everybody loves the wagging pointy finger

Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 10:10 PM (zOTsN)

1222
"If they bring a knife, you bring a gun"

Michelle is partial to coat hangers.

Posted by: First Lady dearest at July 25, 2016 10:10 PM (CFAp3)

1223 Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 10:09 PM (kXoT0)
It's ill fitting. Almost as if she has a uniboob I think she has concealer on her arms.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:10 PM (eU/yZ)

1224 But, but.... Melania plagiarism!

Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 10:10 PM (O2RFr)

1225 Looks like a sports bra. I'm amazed she's wearing sleeves

Posted by: jaimo at July 25, 2016 10:11 PM (eDc0r)

1226 "This election is about who will have the POWER to shape our children for the next four or eight years."

Yeah, no.

Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 10:11 PM (sdi6R)

1227 Yeah she cares about kids... unless she gets paid better by their rapists as a defense attorney.

Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 25, 2016 10:11 PM (H9MG5)

1228 Will they be doing strip searches at their wall Thursday to make sure no Bernie signs get in?

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 25, 2016 10:11 PM (LYCUN)

1229 You are right! Wow, that's an Iron Maiden Minimizer Bra.....
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 10:09 PM (kXoT0)


Run to the hills!

Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 10:11 PM (7qAYi)

1230
michelle obama video produced by JJAbrams, jokes write themselves


Posted by: runner at July 25, 2016 10:07 PM (c6/9Q)







You can hide a lot of sins behind a lens flare.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 25, 2016 10:11 PM (LuZz8)

1231 Sarah Silverman speaking? It is a coven.

Posted by: wannabeanglican at July 25, 2016 10:11 PM (V71z9)

1232 ...kids who go hungry because of my school lunch program...

Posted by: Michelle Obama at July 25, 2016 10:11 PM (ilEbj)

1233 1162 Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 10:01 PM (eSQgj)
I thought the counting slaves as full people was the racist position to give the south more power.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:05 PM (eU/yZ)
The slave holding states wanted them counted as full people so those states would get more congressmen which were allocated by population. The yankees didn't want slaves counted at all (non-people) because they were not considered people. You can decide which position was "more racist." The 3/5 compromise, counted them as 3/5ths of a person so that while not counted as a non-person they did not get a full person status for congressional representation.
However, the lofos all think the compromise was somehow the founders being racist, when it had more to do with how the slaves were thought of. I think the more racist position was that they were not people at all, but hey, that's my opinion.

Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 10:11 PM (eSQgj)

1234 Advocating for young children's rapists as a lawyer you mean.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 25, 2016 10:11 PM (LYCUN)

1235 Can't wait to read http://www.michellesmirror.com/ post on this tomorrow. Weapons-grade snark.....

Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 10:11 PM (NOIQH)

1236 You really want to say Hillary advocated for kids as a young lawyer? You really want to go there?

Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 10:11 PM (XHWYb)

1237 1,200+ plus comments?

Yeah not going to wade through them all.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2016 10:12 PM (xNWlE)

1238

Why didn't she ever get those teeth fixed

We aren't British

Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 10:12 PM (zOTsN)

1239 Dion's video for the song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWxqu-l8B8o

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 25, 2016 10:12 PM (zUoxk)

1240 "This election is about who will have the POWER to shape our children for the next four or eight years."


Wow.

Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 10:12 PM (3myMJ)

1241 See, I've been pretty confident I'm going to sit out this election, that I'm not going to vote for Trump, and yet they're really, really pressuring me to do it.

Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 10:12 PM (XHWYb)

1242 When your comcast starts cutting out as it often does but you're not mad this time.........

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 25, 2016 10:13 PM (LYCUN)

1243 Mooch is definitely getting some shots in during this endorsement.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 10:13 PM (/tuJf)

1244 I've put it on mute. I wanna break her pointing fingers.

Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2016 10:13 PM (Enq6K)

1245

I just love a wagging pointy finger

Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 10:13 PM (zOTsN)

1246 1194 The seam on the front of her dress is odd. Or her super spanx is odd fitting.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:07 PM (eU/yZ)

Helps conceal her dick.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 10:13 PM (0mRoj)

1247 1236 You really want to say Hillary advocated for kids as a young lawyer? You really want to go there?

Tell that to the 13 year old rape victim You laughed about getting Her rapist off...

Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 10:13 PM (O2RFr)

1248 1215 The Milenium Falcon is missing it's co-pilot...
Posted by: Alf767 at July 25, 2016 10:10 PM (qGI+A)



I never liked that comparison. It never fit. Now the appropriate joke is that "The Enterprise is missing it's Tactical Officer."

She's had a hairstyle that exactly matched the wig Michael Dorn wore as Worf for seasons 1-6. And matching scowl on her face.

Posted by: buzzion at July 25, 2016 10:13 PM (z/Ubi)

1249 OMG. Hillary stepped up to "keep out kids safe."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 10:13 PM (1ZOkK)

1250 " The yankees didn't want slaves counted at all (non-people) because they were not considered people."
---
you sure it wasn't because they weren't allowed to vote, being slaves and all?

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 25, 2016 10:13 PM (zUoxk)

1251 What about the homeless, injured kids in Haiti after the earthquake when Bill and Hill were frittering away the UN aid funds on croney contracts???

Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 10:13 PM (NOIQH)

1252 "This election is about who will have the POWER to shape our children for the next four or eight years."

Will it be parents? Or bureaucrats living thousands of miles away? Choose wisely!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 25, 2016 10:14 PM (39g3+)

1253

Is she a vampire

Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 10:14 PM (zOTsN)

1254 1240 "This election is about who will have the POWER to shape our children for the next four or eight years."


Wow.
Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 10:12 PM (3myMJ)

She said that? That's some V.I. Lenin shit right there.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 10:14 PM (0mRoj)

1255 We can't have someone with a thin skin in the Presidency.

So, let's vote for Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 10:14 PM (XHWYb)

1256 Mooch scaring the hell out of me with her talk about Hillary "shaping our children." YIKES!!!

Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 10:14 PM (eSQgj)

1257 OMG. Hillary stepped up to "keep out kids safe."

Get the fucking hook...

Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 10:14 PM (O2RFr)

1258 Mooch should mention children.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 10:14 PM (SRKgf)

1259 #BringBackOurGirls is making fun of somebody else's childish Tweets.

Brilliant!

Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 25, 2016 10:14 PM (H9MG5)

1260 "Yeah not going to wade through them all. "



Ahhh. You're gonna miss all the fart jokes and witty comments. You owe yourself that.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 10:14 PM (9ym/8)

1261 Why didn't she ever get those teeth fixed

So she could eat corn through a picket fence?

Posted by: dartist at July 25, 2016 10:14 PM (qmou8)

1262
1246
1194 The seam on the front of her dress is odd. Or her super spanx is odd fitting.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:07 PM (eU/yZ)



Helps conceal her dick.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 10:13 PM (0mRoj)







*snort*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 25, 2016 10:14 PM (LuZz8)

1263 1241 See, I've been pretty confident I'm going to sit out this election, that I'm not going to vote for Trump, and yet they're really, really pressuring me to do it.
Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 10:12 PM (XHWYb)

Come to the dark side. We have yuuuuge taco bowls.

Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 10:14 PM (7qAYi)

1264 "We fight for everyone to have the chance to succeed." Well, except Bernie.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 10:14 PM (GUBah)

1265 Tuck and tape baby tuck and tape.

Posted by: jaimo at July 25, 2016 10:14 PM (eDc0r)

1266 She's saying Barack isn't thin skinned? What?

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:14 PM (eU/yZ)

1267 1240 "This election is about who will have the POWER to shape our children for the next four or eight years."


Wow.
Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 10:12 PM (3myMJ)


She really emphasized the word POWER, too. Frightening.

Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 10:15 PM (sdi6R)

1268 Mooch is still wearing that chip on her shoulder, now as a brooch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 10:15 PM (1ZOkK)

1269 No I've never known your family to chase fame and fortune, no siree.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 25, 2016 10:15 PM (LYCUN)

1270 1241 See, I've been pretty confident I'm going to sit out this election, that I'm not going to vote for Trump, and yet they're really, really pressuring me to do it.

Yep!

Posted by: Jprs at July 25, 2016 10:15 PM (Gi+rH)

1271 Couldn't even take it on mute.


Oh look...American Pickers is on.

Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2016 10:15 PM (Enq6K)

1272 "We give back"?
You mean you give away/waste our taxes?

Posted by: Ian Galt at July 25, 2016 10:15 PM (8iiMU)

1273 The yankees didn't want slaves counted at all (non-people) because they were not considered people.

They didn't want non-citizens to vote. They didn't allow tribals in the area to vote, either.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 25, 2016 10:15 PM (39g3+)

1274
Her teeth look like the cow catcher at the front of a train

Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 10:15 PM (zOTsN)

1275 1246
1194 The seam on the front of her dress is odd. Or her super spanx is odd fitting.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:07 PM (eU/yZ)



Helps conceal her dick.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 10:13 PM (0mRoj)







*snort*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 25, 2016 10:14 PM (LuZz

So you are saying the boob belts were actually Schlong Management Garments?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 10:15 PM (kXoT0)

1276 She said that? That's some V.I. Lenin shit right there.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 10:14 PM (0mRoj)

Horrible. Creepy. Posted by someone above, I quoted it.

Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 10:15 PM (3myMJ)

1277 Jeebus, she's still angry and blaming white people.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 10:15 PM (1ZOkK)

1278 I think this speech is effective for the retard crowd there.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 10:15 PM (6IPEM)

1279 Her teeth look like the cow catcher at the front of a train

Okay I laughed



I denounce Myself...

Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 10:16 PM (O2RFr)

1280 "It takes a village!"


Drink!

Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 10:16 PM (GUBah)

1281 mooch can read "{mein kamptf"-standing "o"

Posted by: pahoubnd 13 at July 25, 2016 10:16 PM (dxZ3a)

1282 I am not watching this. I'm wondering if the Mooch has on a bullet proof vest. Would explain the uniboob.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 25, 2016 10:16 PM (Zz6ul)

1283 Maybe she's wearing her riot gear under that boring dress.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at July 25, 2016 10:16 PM (GzDYP)

1284 >>"We fight for everyone to have the chance to succeed."


Who are they fighting?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 10:16 PM (NOIQH)

1285 What if we don't have kids? Or even really like them?

Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 10:16 PM (XHWYb)

1286

So

Bill and Hillary self sacrificed to become multi millionaires

Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 10:16 PM (zOTsN)

1287 Come together right now, over me.

Posted by: gNewt...don't like Ryan..better call Paul at July 25, 2016 10:16 PM (AC18V)

1288 So you are saying the boob belts were actually Schlong Management Garments?
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 10:15 PM (kXoT0)

They draw the eye away from the bulge in her crotch.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 10:16 PM (0mRoj)

1289 Posted by: redc1c4 at July 25, 2016 10:13 PM (zUoxk)

They weren't allowed to vote anywhere. Women weren't allowed to vote either but they weren't dubbed "non-people" so that they didn't have to be counted.

Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 10:16 PM (eSQgj)

1290 Mooch: "Hillary's gonna have the nuclear codes at her fingertips..."

Crowd: "Wait, what? Dudes, this shit just got serious. We can't trust that crooked bitch with that!"

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at July 25, 2016 10:16 PM (5xDis)

1291 "Her teeth look like the cow catcher at the front of a train"



Functional but not necessarily "aesthetic" would you say?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 10:16 PM (9ym/8)

1292 However, the lofos all think the compromise was
somehow the founders being racist, when it had more to do with how the
slaves were thought of. I think the more racist position was that they
were not people at all, but hey, that's my opinion.


Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 10:11 PM (eSQgj)

Bottom line, The Connecticut compromise, counted slaves as 3/5th of a person not a non person, like Indians.

Clearly 3/5 is more valuable than Zero. The CONNECTICUT compromise was a Yankee ploy to disenfranchise slaves enumeration.

Posted by: Moochie at July 25, 2016 10:16 PM (F1iXz)

1293 Well, at least she'll have the honor as going down in history as Worst First Lady Ever.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 10:17 PM (1ZOkK)

1294 When I think of graceful, I think of Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 10:17 PM (XHWYb)

1295 I rest my case...

Posted by: pahoubnd 13 at July 25, 2016 10:17 PM (dxZ3a)

1296 I think her arms are contoured. I think I spot highlighter.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:17 PM (eU/yZ)

1297 Has person check in yet?

Posted by: Czar Peter at July 25, 2016 10:17 PM (JGNQ+)

1298 Fucking hell. Did she say protesters in Dallas? Did i hear that right?

five cops dead

Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 25, 2016 10:17 PM (ozZau)

1299 1284 >>"We fight for everyone to have the chance to succeed."
Who are they fighting?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 10:16 PM (NOIQH)



Us.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 10:17 PM (SRKgf)

1300 Yeah poor Hilary and that glass ceiling.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 25, 2016 10:17 PM (LYCUN)

1301
1275
1246

1194 The seam on the front of her dress is odd. Or her super spanx is odd fitting.



Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:07 PM (eU/yZ)







Helps conceal her dick.



Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 10:13 PM (0mRoj)















*snort*



Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 25, 2016 10:14 PM (LuZz



So you are saying the boob belts were actually Schlong Management Garments?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 10:15 PM (kXoT0)






SMG = jockstrap

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 25, 2016 10:17 PM (LuZz8)

1302 I am not watching this. I'm wondering if the Mooch has on a bullet proof vest. Would explain the uniboob.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 25, 2016 10:16 PM (Zz6ul)


Seriously, it looks like she's wearing a Level IV plate under the dress.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 10:17 PM (GUBah)

1303 "you sure it wasn't because they weren't allowed to vote, being slaves and all?"
-Posted by: redc1c4 at July 25, 2016 10:13 PM (zUoxk)

That's exactly what happened. The Southern States didn't allow them to vote and considered them "property".

The Northern States asked if they were allowed to count their desks and chairs as "constituents"; since they also had property that wasn't allowed to vote.

Therefore, the 3/4 compromise.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 25, 2016 10:17 PM (6gk0M)

1304 "House Built by Slaves"


Drink!

Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 10:17 PM (GUBah)

1305 And they said last week was divisive?

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 25, 2016 10:17 PM (LYCUN)

1306 1297 Has person check in yet?
Posted by: Czar Peter at July 25, 2016 10:17 PM (JGNQ+)



He got the day off.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 10:17 PM (SRKgf)

1307 OMG, still porking that segregation and slavery chicken.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 10:17 PM (NOIQH)

1308 off Moochie sock

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 25, 2016 10:17 PM (F1iXz)

1309 The party of "Punish Our Enemies" is now somehow immune to saying anything hateful. Never have and never will. They are the party of Love.

The D in DNC is for Duplicitous.

Posted by: NeverHillary at July 25, 2016 10:17 PM (ZedYY)

1310 I'm not watching. Is Mooch actually saying nice things about Hillary?
LOL

Posted by: @votermom at July 25, 2016 10:18 PM (7lVbc)

1311 We fight for everyone to have the chance to succeed."

Except Your Husband cut the scholarships to Your Daughters school to the poor... Okay, I'm gonna say it Bitch...

Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 10:18 PM (O2RFr)

1312 "I wake up every morning built by slaves". Really?

Posted by: gNewt...don't like Ryan..better call Paul at July 25, 2016 10:18 PM (AC18V)

1313 Starting to choke on the lies Mooch?

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 25, 2016 10:18 PM (yNyJy)

1314 "We give back"?
You mean you give away/waste our taxes?

Posted by: Ian Galt at July 25, 2016 10:15 PM (8iiMU)

****

Implication: It was given to you. So, you owe. Hard work never enters the equation, because Collective.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 25, 2016 10:18 PM (YLidQ)

1315 50% abortion in the black community .....do it for the children

Posted by: Chewie at July 25, 2016 10:18 PM (c+7Ko)

1316
Al Capone wasn't charged with murder.

Posted by: he's electable! at July 25, 2016 10:18 PM (CFAp3)

1317 Democrats have done such a wonderful job of shaping kids lives in Detriot and South Chicago.

Posted by: Mike at July 25, 2016 10:18 PM (c056A)

1318 Every morning I wake up in a house built by slaves...(barf!)

Posted by: Alf767 at July 25, 2016 10:18 PM (qGI+A)

1319 Well, at least she'll have the honor as going down in history as Worst First Lady Ever.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 10:17 PM (1ZOkK)

Naw, Hilldog still gotz her beat. Mooch ain't lied under oath to Congress even once, Hillz done it multiple times.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 10:18 PM (kXoT0)

1320 3/5, even. Stupid darkness and beer.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 25, 2016 10:18 PM (6gk0M)

1321

Trying to work up tears



OMG


She's running for something

Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 10:18 PM (zOTsN)

1322 I think Mooch is pissed that she isn't getting the nomination.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 10:18 PM (GUBah)

1323 "Peter Cetera. He did the song from karate kid 2. Glory of love right. It's the song Mr Jaimo and I danced to at our wedding 30 years ago tomorrow. I love him.

Posted by: jaimo at July 25, 2016 09:55 PM (eDc0r) "

Indeed, his big solo hit post-Chicago was 'Glory of Love.' With Chicago, he probably displayed his pipes the most with "You're the Inspiration" and "Hard to Say I'm Sorry."

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 25, 2016 10:18 PM (kumBu)

1324 Has anyone started a pool to pick the JournoList pre-picked word for the convention after-action reports? I'm going to put five bucks on "uplifting".

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 25, 2016 10:18 PM (NeFrd)

1325 This election is about who will have the POWER to shape our children for the next four or eight years.

So, us, or the pile of freaks we've been watching all night on TV? That's a tough one!

Posted by: t-bird at July 25, 2016 10:19 PM (w/iDp)

1326 No one is going to be lining up to buy that poorly fitting dress.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 10:19 PM (6IPEM)

1327 Hilary wants POWER over your kids.
Trump thinks you can raise your kids on your own.

Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 10:19 PM (7qAYi)

1328 So is the gaff from her mouth or in her pantsuit???

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2016 10:19 PM (xNWlE)

1329 The only question I need to axe? Where the hell is my mom going to sleep after we are kicked out of the WH?

Posted by: Moochie at July 25, 2016 10:19 PM (F1iXz)

1330 Oh Jesus fucking Christ. She did jack shit for women's empowerment except stay married to the right guy and engage in a monomaniacal pursuit of power.

Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 10:19 PM (XHWYb)

1331 Your husband was elected by saying this country wasn't great you lying wookie.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 25, 2016 10:19 PM (LYCUN)

1332 Hillary guided by hope and love? WTF?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 10:19 PM (SRKgf)

1333 She wakes up every day in a house built by slaves. And I'll bet she treats the white staff like slaves.

What a POS she is.

Pure trash.

Her daughters won't end up any better.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 10:19 PM (1ZOkK)

1334 "He got the day off."



Knowing him he's probably passed out drunk somewhere. Maybe next to a dumpster or trash can.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 10:19 PM (9ym/8)

1335 Posted by: Jen the original at July 25, 2016 10:16 PM (Zz6ul)
I think her stylists hate her. She has a v shaped seam right at the bust line. There is spillage right above it but in the middle. Uniboob.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:19 PM (eU/yZ)

1336 Pathetic Bullshit. But I'm proud of my country once again.

Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2016 10:19 PM (WYh6/)

1337 They didn't want non-citizens to vote. They didn't allow tribals in the area to vote, either.

Or women. But they did count women and children as people. I don't feel like looking it up right now, but the Supreme Court declared slaves non-people later (for the purpose of some law or other).

Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 10:19 PM (eSQgj)

1338 Built by slaves says the disbarred Chewbacca.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 25, 2016 10:19 PM (89T5c)

1339 "I wake up every morning built by slaves". Really?
Posted by: gNewt...don't like Ryan..better call Paul at July 25, 2016 10:18 PM (AC18V)

*****

Except it was rebuilt in the 50s, by Union.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 25, 2016 10:19 PM (YLidQ)

1340 You know that nuclear attack Obozo says we could absorb?

Yeah, this might be a good time.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at July 25, 2016 10:19 PM (vyqqu)

1341 Michelle, I promise you: I have given up any hope that things will work out for the best.

Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 10:19 PM (XHWYb)

1342 Wasn't she the one who once said "This is the first time I've ever be proud of my country?" Sheesh.

Posted by: Better-Than-Sex-Cake is not at July 25, 2016 10:20 PM (QGPNk)

1343


Not a cult

Barack will notake allow you

Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 10:20 PM (zOTsN)

1344 Posted by: Moochie at July 25, 2016 10:16 PM (F1iXz

I think everyone of the colonies were Yankees at that time.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 25, 2016 10:20 PM (MNgU2)

1345 1342 Wasn't she the one who once said "This is the first time I've ever be proud of my country?" Sheesh.

Yep...

Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 10:20 PM (O2RFr)

1346 1323. Chicago is one of my favorite bands right along with the Doobies.

Posted by: jaimo at July 25, 2016 10:20 PM (eDc0r)

1347 1324
Has anyone started a pool to pick the JournoList pre-picked word for the
convention after-action reports? I'm going to put five bucks on
"uplifting".

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 25, 2016 10:18 PM (NeFrd)

We sent out instruction. "Inspiring" is the go to word.

Posted by: Moochie at July 25, 2016 10:20 PM (F1iXz)

1348 i'm not sure why we segued(?) from Hillary to slavery, and back to Hillary, but she is selling it

Posted by: firehorse at July 25, 2016 10:20 PM (//TVq)

1349 Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 10:19 PM (6IPEM)
It's terrible, someone hates her.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:20 PM (eU/yZ)

1350 Look at that wagon.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 10:20 PM (9ym/8)

1351 >>Has anyone started a pool to pick the JournoList pre-picked word for the
convention after-action reports? I'm going to put five bucks on
"uplifting".


"Inspiring"

Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 10:20 PM (NOIQH)

1352 1261 >> So she could eat corn through a picket fence?

That's Huma's trick.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 25, 2016 10:21 PM (gyKtp)

1353 Every morning I wake up in a house built by slaves

They didn't build that.

Posted by: t-bird at July 25, 2016 10:21 PM (w/iDp)

1354 convention after-action reports? I'm going to put five bucks on
"uplifting".


"Inspiring"

Uniting!

Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 10:21 PM (O2RFr)

1355 1322 I think Mooch is pissed that she isn't getting the nomination.
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 10:18 PM (GUBah)

She's more popular than Hillary among the Dems.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at July 25, 2016 10:21 PM (5xDis)

1356 We are the priests of the Temples of Moloch
Our great computers count the hallowed votes
We are the priests of the Temples of Moloch
All the gifts of Progress are held within our walls

Posted by: The Priests of the Temples of Moloch at July 25, 2016 10:21 PM (iU9Qe)

1357 "Oh Jesus fucking Christ. She did jack shit for women's empowerment except stay married to the right guy and engage in a monomaniacal pursuit of power."
-Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 10:19 PM (XHWYb)

She did advocate for babies to have their own cold, private room in Chicago hospitals so that the "Mothers" could let them die.

"Womens' Rights"!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 25, 2016 10:21 PM (6gk0M)

1358 My husband has gone to bed, and I'm following.

Mooch is ghetto trash. That is all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 10:21 PM (1ZOkK)

1359

Ha

Van Jones said she wasn't classically beautiful

Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 10:21 PM (zOTsN)

1360 I think her stylists hate her. She has a v shaped seam right at the bust line. There is spillage right above it but in the middle. Uniboob.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:19 PM (eU/yZ)

Look, being Hillary or Mooch's stylist is a dirty job that Mike Rowe wouldn't touch with a ten yard dragon prod. Gals like those two always forget that the little people will have their revenge.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 10:21 PM (kXoT0)

1361 I think her arms are contoured. I think I spot highlighter.

Posted by: CaliGirl


****


Sharpie?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 25, 2016 10:21 PM (NeFrd)

1362 My satellite went out. Did she really mention the house/slaves thing again?

Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 10:21 PM (eSQgj)

1363 Another fear mongering speech from the anti-fear mongering party.

Posted by: NeverHillary at July 25, 2016 10:21 PM (ZedYY)

1364 What I find most disturbing about this insanity I am seeing on my TV is I live in a country where at least half the people around me support and/or are inspired by this.

Posted by: Ripley at July 25, 2016 10:21 PM (0vsws)

1365 Fucking Kennedys. They're like rabbits. Why weren't the Oswalds so prolific?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 10:21 PM (SRKgf)

1366 I didn't realize slaves were used in construction work.

Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 10:21 PM (7qAYi)

1367 Wow, man, she couldn't conceal the resting bitch face at the end.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 10:21 PM (6IPEM)

1368 Joe III Kennedy

Posted by: Hai Dorsai! at July 25, 2016 10:22 PM (brIR5)

1369 "Impassioned"

Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 10:22 PM (NOIQH)

1370 What? Joe Joe Joe?

Why not Patches?

Patches... I was depending on you son...

Posted by: zombie Ted "The Swimmer" at July 25, 2016 10:22 PM (H9MG5)

1371 Fucking bullshit- all of it. They're all fapping on ABC.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 25, 2016 10:22 PM (89T5c)

1372 Quick! Grab a life vest! A Kennedy is on the stage!

Posted by: Better-Than-Sex-Cake is not at July 25, 2016 10:22 PM (QGPNk)

1373 Built by slaves , designed by the white devil.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 25, 2016 10:22 PM (MNgU2)

1374 I think everyone of the colonies were Yankees at that time.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 25, 2016 10:20 PM (MNgU2)

Actually not. Citizens were citizens of their state or commonwealth.

You were a Virginian, if you were lucky, or a scumbag New Yorker if not.


Posted by: Moochie at July 25, 2016 10:22 PM (F1iXz)

1375

They are running her for something. Bank on it

Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 10:22 PM (zOTsN)

1376 Oh FFS, here comes Fauxcahontas.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 10:22 PM (GUBah)

1377 He's a ginger Kennedy.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:22 PM (eU/yZ)

1378 "I just never showed up again ... at all."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 10:22 PM (SRKgf)

1379 Now a Kennedy.

Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 10:22 PM (sdi6R)

1380 wasn't even built originally by slaves-well' irish....

Posted by: pahoubnd 13 at July 25, 2016 10:22 PM (dxZ3a)

1381 "40% of the delegates sat on their hands."
_Andrea Mitchell

Posted by: gNewt...don't like Ryan..better call Paul at July 25, 2016 10:23 PM (AC18V)

1382 POCAHONTAS !!!!!!!!

Posted by: Chewie at July 25, 2016 10:23 PM (c+7Ko)

1383 Pretty angry bunch. Are they not happy with the world they created?

Do they not like our schools, our media, our government? Do they not care for the racial intolerance, the classism, and the generally shitty way we treat each other?

Well, they should, they birthed all of it.

Posted by: Blacksheep at July 25, 2016 10:23 PM (bS6uW)

1384 Has anyone started a pool to pick the JournoList pre-picked word for the convention after-action reports?

Titivating.

Posted by: t-bird at July 25, 2016 10:23 PM (w/iDp)

1385 You're all typical white people.

Posted by: Mooch at July 25, 2016 10:23 PM (LYCUN)

1386 Wow, man, she couldn't conceal the resting bitch face at the end.

F**k Her and the broom stick She rode in on... By the way will anyone research Her "slaves" built the WH?

Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 10:23 PM (O2RFr)

1387 Test

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 25, 2016 10:23 PM (F1iXz)

1388 1162 Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 10:01 PM (eSQgj)
I thought the counting slaves as full people was the racist position to give the south more power.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:05 PM (eU/yZ)
The slave holding states wanted them counted as full people so those states would get more congressmen which were allocated by population. The yankees didn't want slaves counted at all (non-people) because they were not considered people. You can decide which position was "more racist." The 3/5 compromise, counted them as 3/5ths of a person so that while not counted as a non-person they did not get a full person status for congressional representation.
However, the lofos all think the compromise was somehow the founders being racist, when it had more to do with how the slaves were thought of. I think the more racist position was that they were not people at all, but hey, that's my opinion.
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 10:11 PM

^Agree. And on that issue I might mention Indians were not counted in censuses till 1840 or 1850.

Back to the DNC, glad to know MO describes her home as "built by slaves".

And as it continues Juan Williams just proved himself an idiot again.

Posted by: Farmer at July 25, 2016 10:23 PM (o/90i)

1389 Oh for fucks sake.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 10:23 PM (/tuJf)

1390 "40% of the delegates sat on their hands."
_Andrea Mitchell
Posted by: gNewt...don't like Ryan..better call Paul at July 25, 2016 10:23 PM (AC18V)

** Sigh ** Christmas in July!

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 10:24 PM (kXoT0)

1391 Posted by: Ripley at July 25, 2016 10:21 PM (0vsws)
It's highly disturbing. I don't want to think about it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:24 PM (eU/yZ)

1392 " I think her stylists hate her. She has a v shaped seam right at the bust line. There is spillage right above it but in the middle. Uniboob."


You gals really savage one another. I marvel at it. And have no idea what you're talking about.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 10:24 PM (9ym/8)

1393 Oh yuk a Kennedy.

Women should run away from any Kennedy male if they know what's good for them.

Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 25, 2016 10:24 PM (ozZau)

1394 Michelle: "Hillary will take care of our children!!"

Hillary: "Like with a vacuum or forceps?"

Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 10:24 PM (NOIQH)

1395 Does she live in the pyramids?

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 25, 2016 10:24 PM (MNgU2)

1396 I can read the smoke signals. Here comes the war party...


Sit-In Bull. Lieawatha. Suckagawea. Fauxcahontas.

Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 25, 2016 10:24 PM (H9MG5)

1397 And this Fall Keifer Sutherland in Designated Survivor.

Paging Tom Clancy and one giant JAL 747 kamikaze, pick up the sun red courtesy phone.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2016 10:24 PM (xNWlE)

1398 Early on when raising my son I made him watch the conventions and decide which group he felt like he belonged too. We always had a great laugh watching the degenerates that always show up to the dem's party.

Posted by: jaimo at July 25, 2016 10:24 PM (eDc0r)

1399 I went to a livestream but she was off the stage now. Some guy talking about being a student of Elizabeth Warren. Fauxcahontas is next up I guess. Another shrieking harridan, screaming about Wall Street, the evil Trump and minorities. Of which she pretended to be one.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 25, 2016 10:24 PM (Zz6ul)

1400 1390 "40% of the delegates sat on their hands."
_Andrea Mitchell
Posted by: gNewt...don't like Ryan..better call Paul at July 25, 2016 10:23 PM (AC18V)

Meaning 90%

Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 10:24 PM (O2RFr)

1401
If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together.


And for "together", let us dump a coupla dozen "undocumented Americans" on your back.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2016 10:24 PM (BK3ZS)

1402 The next generation of fcuking kennedy's.

Posted by: dartist at July 25, 2016 10:24 PM (qmou8)

1403 Well, at least she'll have the honor as going down in history as Worst First Lady Ever.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 10:17 PM (1ZOkK)

I'd like to think so, but the victors have the MSM rewrite the history so...

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 25, 2016 10:24 PM (wYnyS)

1404 Going to bed. Can not watch. Boring.

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 25, 2016 10:24 PM (F1iXz)

1405 Woo-woo!

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 10:25 PM (9ym/8)

1406 Let's get ready for some incoherence!

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 10:25 PM (/tuJf)

1407 mention the house/slaves thing again?
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 10:21 PM (eSQgj
Yes.

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 25, 2016 10:25 PM (yNyJy)

1408 F**k Her and the broom stick She rode in on... By the way will anyone research Her "slaves" built the WH?
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 10:23 PM (O2RFr)

It's been done. It was built by a mixture of Irish, freedmen, and a very few slaves.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 10:25 PM (kXoT0)

1409 The younger Guevara: "Are they scalping tickets for the Warren speech?"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 10:25 PM (SRKgf)

1410 No booing when she mentioned Hillary?

If not, she is all-powerful there and not to be dissed.

Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 10:25 PM (3myMJ)

1411 1324 >> I'm going to put five bucks on "uplifting".

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon

I've got two bucks on 'inspirational'

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 25, 2016 10:25 PM (gyKtp)

1412 Now Elizabeth Warren. They're going full North Korea tonight.

Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 10:25 PM (sdi6R)

1413 ^Agree. And on that issue I might mention Indians were not counted in censuses till 1840 or 1850.

It should be noted that it would have been pretty damn hard back then to count a lot of them.

Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 10:25 PM (XHWYb)

1414 Cunctative.

Posted by: MFM at July 25, 2016 10:26 PM (8iiMU)

1415 Anytime I hear a Kennedy speak, my first thought is of The Simpsons and Mayor Quimby making the butler say "chowder" correctly. Good times.

Posted by: Better-Than-Sex-Cake is not at July 25, 2016 10:26 PM (QGPNk)

1416 1406
Let's get ready for some incoherence!

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 10:25 PM (/tuJf)

Who's speaking now? You're gonna have to be more specific.

Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2016 10:26 PM (Enq6K)

1417 Will the crabs of the plains clack their claws???

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2016 10:26 PM (xNWlE)

1418 1403
Well, at least she'll have the honor as going down in history as Worst First Lady Ever.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 10:17 PM (1ZOkK)

What about me? I was ghey AND a commie.

Posted by: Eleanor at July 25, 2016 10:26 PM (F1iXz)

1419 Vote for Hilary. She has vag. Other side has crook with toupee. Easy choice. Choose vag. Berning vag.

Posted by: Chief Liewatha Warren at July 25, 2016 10:26 PM (LYCUN)

1420 Oh, look Fauxahontas has been reading National Review too.

Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 10:26 PM (eSQgj)

1421 I went to a livestream but she was off the stage now. Some guy talking about being a student of Elizabeth Warren. Fauxcahontas is next up I guess. Another shrieking harridan, screaming about Wall Street, the evil Trump and minorities. Of which she pretended to be one.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 25, 2016 10:24 PM (Zz6ul)

I would like to again thank the citizens of Massachusetts for taking her off Oklahoma's hands.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 10:26 PM (kXoT0)

1422 They're really going to ride this "fights for children" stuff.

Jesus.

Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 10:26 PM (XHWYb)

1423 1289 Posted by: redc1c4 at July 25, 2016 10:13 PM (zUoxk)

They weren't allowed to vote anywhere. Women weren't allowed to vote either but they weren't dubbed "non-people" so that they didn't have to be counted.
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 10:16 PM (eSQgj)



Its basically a mess all around. Which is why its kind of stupid to use it to try and score political points today. Which is of course why democrats use it. As you said, its pretty bad to not even want to count them as people. Its also pretty bad to not even want to consider them as people, while still trying to count them as such. Thus a mess all around.

Posted by: buzzion at July 25, 2016 10:26 PM (z/Ubi)

1424 Will the crabs of the plains clack their claws???


Yum, Cherokee crab cakes...

Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 10:26 PM (O2RFr)

1425 "1323. Chicago is one of my favorite bands right along with the Doobies.

Posted by: jaimo at July 25, 2016 10:20 PM (eDc0r) "

I like them a lot as well. I know a lot of hardcore fans think those Cetera-driven ballads aren't 'real' Chicago, and that the band died with Terry Kath, but hell, I think it just shows they have range. Though my favorite song of theirs is 25 or 6 to 4, which is very early in their career.

(And to be fair, If You Leave Me Now is also a Cetera-driven ballad, and that was during the Kath era)

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 25, 2016 10:26 PM (kumBu)

1426 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 10:24 PM (9ym/8
The ladies know what I'm talking about. I really wouldn't be that mean but I'm sick of hearing how elegant and stylish she is.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:26 PM (eU/yZ)

1427

Hillary the martyr

And never made a dime doing it


Except for millions.



Bernie bots shouting her down

Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 10:27 PM (zOTsN)

1428 Just when you think it couldn't get loonier..

Posted by: Ripley at July 25, 2016 10:27 PM (0vsws)

1429 what is the chanting?

Posted by: firehorse at July 25, 2016 10:27 PM (//TVq)

1430 They are screaming we trusted you.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:27 PM (eU/yZ)

1431 Has anyone started a pool to pick the JournoList pre-picked word for the
convention after-action reports? I'm going to put five bucks on
"uplifting".

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 25, 2016 10:18 PM (NeFrd)

I'll place $20 on "Passionate!"

Posted by: OldDominionMom at July 25, 2016 10:27 PM (GzDYP)

1432 You were a Virginian, if you were lucky, or a scumbag New Yorker if not.




Posted by: Moochie at July 25, 2016 10:22 PM (F1iXz)

Oh my, how you can turn a phrase, bless your heart!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 25, 2016 10:27 PM (wYnyS)

1433 Sounds like they killed the shouting guy. What was he saying?

Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 10:27 PM (eSQgj)

1434 "We trusted you" was the chant

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 25, 2016 10:27 PM (sqHNm)

1435 what is the chanting?

"Why am I here?"

Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 10:27 PM (O2RFr)

1436 What a fucking shit show. Im sure there's a sleeper cell in Philly somewhere.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 25, 2016 10:27 PM (89T5c)

1437 "We trusted you"? Is that what they're chanting?

Posted by: Better-Than-Sex-Cake is not at July 25, 2016 10:27 PM (QGPNk)

1438 >>Who's speaking now? You're gonna have to be more specific.

Cherokee Woman.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 10:27 PM (/tuJf)

1439 "It's been done. It was built by a mixture of Irish, freedmen, and a very few slaves."
-Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 10:25 PM (kXoT0)

And Free-Masons! Look it up, people! They made the dollar into a Cult Classic! *cough!* So...

Posted by: Alex Jones, Free-Roaming Idiot at July 25, 2016 10:27 PM (6gk0M)

1440 I'm seeing some cheekbones that compel me to roast a buffalo and dance around the bonfire. It's infectious.

Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2016 10:27 PM (WYh6/)

1441 My sister had Warren as a law prof at UT, and said she was good, but Warren was a Repub back then I think, or at least not not the coastal commie she is now.

Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 25, 2016 10:28 PM (ozZau)

1442

She no longer self IDS as NA?

Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 10:28 PM (zOTsN)

1443 A public school teacher?

You make 350K a year teaching one fucking class. You're a crook.

Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 25, 2016 10:28 PM (H9MG5)

1444 They just showed Ashley Judd's puffy face.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:28 PM (eU/yZ)

1445 8 long years of hearing how she's Jackie O reincarnated. Ugh.

Posted by: jaimo at July 25, 2016 10:28 PM (eDc0r)

1446 1430 They are screaming we trusted you.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:27 PM (eU/yZ)

Well, you fucked up!

Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 10:28 PM (7qAYi)

1447 You know that picture of Debbie Wasserman Schultz on Drudge? What is scary is that DWS is probably the best looking woman in the Democratic Party.

Posted by: An Observation at July 25, 2016 10:28 PM (vGhPp)

1448 Yeah, Elizabeth, it's almost like you had a career advantage they other didn't...

Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 10:28 PM (XHWYb)

1449 Ha, they were shouting her down. " we want Bernie" LMAO.

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 25, 2016 10:28 PM (yNyJy)

1450 Wages flat and high health costs. Who has been in charge for eight years bitch?

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 25, 2016 10:28 PM (LYCUN)

1451 8 long years of hearing how she's Jackie O reincarnated. Ugh.

My Husband calls Her Jackie Ho



I denounce Myself...

Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 10:29 PM (O2RFr)

1452 I hope the Berniebots start doing the Tomahawk Chop when Lizze Highcheeks starts to speak.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 25, 2016 10:29 PM (NeFrd)

1453 Michelle Obama in Eight Years a Slave

"I wake up in a house built by slaves. I find myself in the 'master' bedroom -- the master's bed. As I get out of bed, I can feel the lash on my back like it was just yesterday. I look out the window and see two black girls on the grounds working at tending a dog. A black dog. The dog has a tight collar around his neck shackling his black body. A leash keeps him from escaping to freedom. The master dominates and controls black dogs' bodies."

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at July 25, 2016 10:29 PM (5xDis)

1454 We give you much wampum.

You give us vote.

We smoke peace pipe.

Posted by: Lieawatha at July 25, 2016 10:29 PM (H9MG5)

1455 I don't get, they were in charge for 8 years and she's talking about the system being rigged (but she's with Hillary)?

Posted by: firehorse at July 25, 2016 10:29 PM (//TVq)

1456 The system is rigged and you are part of the system.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:29 PM (eU/yZ)

1457 Can we hope for a whiff of tear-gas???

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2016 10:29 PM (xNWlE)

1458 But just remember - Trump's speech painted America as a dystopia.

Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 10:30 PM (7qAYi)

1459 "I'm seeing some cheekbones that compel me to roast a buffalo and dance around the bonfire. It's infectious."



And how!


*tomahawks something*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 10:30 PM (9ym/8)

1460 Who bitch this is?

Posted by: Sexist Black Man at July 25, 2016 10:30 PM (LYCUN)

1461 Look to that shinning city on the hill ... Cracas

Posted by: Pokihantas at July 25, 2016 10:30 PM (c+7Ko)

1462 I've had enough of Chief Jay Wrongbow - time to walk the dog

Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 10:30 PM (7qAYi)

1463 Say it after me: Just because you are doing something with good intentions *does not* mean that it's a good thing to do.

Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 10:30 PM (XHWYb)

1464 Did they intro Warren with a rousing rendition of Halfbreed?

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 25, 2016 10:30 PM (gyKtp)

1465 Funny Peter Cetera fact:

An R'n'B group from the 90's, Az Yet, did covers of both "Hard to Say I'm Sorry" and "You're The Inspiration."

For the "You're The Inspiration" cover, Cetera is actually featured on the song and is in the music videos. It's, uh....odd. But the band actually does a great job covering both songs.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 25, 2016 10:31 PM (kumBu)

1466 way 2 eat that up

Posted by: pahoubnd 13 at July 25, 2016 10:31 PM (dxZ3a)

1467 Yeah, Liz, what could the Dems do with the Presidency and a filibuster-proof control of Congress?

Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 10:31 PM (XHWYb)

1468 So the country sucks and that's why we need Hilary but thank you Obama for making things great again?

Even for a convention speech this is just dumb.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 25, 2016 10:31 PM (LYCUN)

1469 >>>Did they intro Warren with a rousing rendition of Halfbreed?


Posted by: GnuBreed at July 25, 2016 10:30 PM (gyKtp)<<<

Run to the Hills.

Posted by: Iron Maiden at July 25, 2016 10:31 PM (H9MG5)

1470 Really? Huh. I did not know that about Cetera.

Posted by: jaimo at July 25, 2016 10:32 PM (eDc0r)

1471 The ladies know what I'm talking about. I really wouldn't be that mean but I'm sick of hearing how elegant and stylish she is.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:26 PM (eU/yZ)

Same here, she and Hillz come out in outfits made from used upholstery material in garish colors and right on cute, the MSM gushes away. They both always look awful.

I only give Hillary points for her jewelry. She wears top notch jewelry, but, paired up with tweed couch material, it loses something, no, hell, it loses everything, it might as well be dimestore junk instead of tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of pearls/diamonds/platinum/gold/etc.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 10:32 PM (kXoT0)

1472 The system is rigged. Plagiarized from the Donald. Oh, my.

Posted by: Pam at July 25, 2016 10:32 PM (cF0hS)

1473 Holy shit, did she talk disparagingly of people who keep the system rigged?

Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 10:32 PM (GUBah)

1474 If these people didn't scare me half to death, I could enjoy the show and have more popcorn!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 25, 2016 10:32 PM (wYnyS)

1475 Ooh- Liz Warren! I've got this one:


Right index finger in left palm, tap, tap, tap. Hook 'em Horns. "OK" sign, index finger of other hand through the hole, open palm vertical squiggle, twice. Dolphin leaps right to left then left to right. Two fingers up bunny hop, hands in armpits flap elbows, flap, flap. Thumb and finger "L" to forehead, tap, tap, tap, squiggle, mark of Zorro in the air, hesitate, catch breath.

Thumbs in ears waggle fingers, thumb and pinkie "Hang Loose" waggle...

Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy at July 25, 2016 10:32 PM (NeFrd)

1476 >>Michelle Obama in Eight Years a Slave


She's also likens the WH to a prison, where she threatens to one day just walk out, ignoring the SS.

I'm sure it's weird living in a fishbowl like that, but all past FLOTUSs have had the decency not to b#tch about. Not our Michelle, she needs to remind us again and again how hard it is to be her, even as FLOTUS.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 10:32 PM (NOIQH)

1477 Talk about negativity and divisiveness.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 25, 2016 10:32 PM (LYCUN)

1478 Dear Hillary!, "Tell me lies, sweet little lies" seems to have no effect on the Bernbots.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2016 10:32 PM (xNWlE)

1479 Did they intro Warren with a rousing rendition of Halfbreed?

Little White Dove.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 25, 2016 10:32 PM (ODxAs)

1480 Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at July 25, 2016 10:29 PM (5xDis)

*****

Have you seen her Princeton thesis? It is an indecipherable word salad of Black ethnic rage.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 25, 2016 10:32 PM (YLidQ)

1481 There's really a lot of heckling.

Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 10:32 PM (XHWYb)

1482 Fuck this bitch, too.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 25, 2016 10:32 PM (89T5c)

1483 She is a much better speaker than Killery. She can speak in a natural voice and keep people listening instead of resorting to shouting to get the audience to pay attention.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 10:32 PM (6IPEM)

1484 An ominous "people are coming for you!"... that's kind of threatening. Almost like painting a bullseye on people.

Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 25, 2016 10:33 PM (H9MG5)

1485 I guess giving 10's of thousands of people jobs is a really shitty thing to do huh.

Posted by: jaimo at July 25, 2016 10:33 PM (eDc0r)

1486 Man, she sounds "divisive."

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 10:33 PM (9ym/8)

1487 I'd rather listen to her than Michelle or Hillary but it's very weird everytime she talks about a rigged system.... it's bizarre given the whole weird Bernie thing.

Posted by: firehorse at July 25, 2016 10:33 PM (//TVq)

1488 Lovin' the 'ettes trash talk. It's sublimely savage.

Posted by: Blacksheep at July 25, 2016 10:33 PM (bS6uW)

1489 Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 10:32 PM (kXoT0)
I've never payed attention to her jewelry because I can't get over Hilary's terrible pantsuits.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:33 PM (eU/yZ)

1490 See, when people at Republican conventions heckled, they could just chant "USA! USA!" I guess that's harder for Dems.

Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 10:33 PM (XHWYb)

1491 Broseidom, do you think CDC will manage to whip up some super Zika by accident and mail it to DC?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2016 10:34 PM (xNWlE)

1492 Squaw speak with forked tongue.

Posted by: Princess Tiger-Lily, formerly from HotAir at July 25, 2016 10:34 PM (vfC/C)

1493 Did they intro Warren with a rousing rendition of Halfbreed?


Tim McGraw's "Indian Outlaw"

Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 10:34 PM (GUBah)

1494 What hard labor have any of these people done?

Posted by: Blacksheep at July 25, 2016 10:34 PM (bS6uW)

1495 Cherokee Woman.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 10:27 PM (/tuJf)

The Cherokees beg to differ.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 10:34 PM (kXoT0)

1496 How many jobs has she created?

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:34 PM (eU/yZ)

1497 Have you seen her Princeton thesis? It is an indecipherable word salad of Black ethnic rage.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 25, 2016 10:32 PM (YLidQ)

Is that actually still available? I'd have thought it would be on a secure serve somewhere by now.

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 25, 2016 10:35 PM (wYnyS)

1498 Trump is living rent-free in their heads. Every speaker tonight has been slamming Trump.

Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 10:35 PM (sdi6R)

1499 she reminds me of the church lady

Posted by: firehorse at July 25, 2016 10:35 PM (//TVq)

1500 They're really is a lot of heckling at this thing.

Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 10:35 PM (XHWYb)

1501 "Squaw speak with forked tongue."


Little Big Woman.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 10:35 PM (9ym/8)

1502 Wait, Mooch came before Squaw?

Does that ran Squaw is more importanter?

Posted by: @votermom at July 25, 2016 10:35 PM (7lVbc)

1503 The system is rigged.

Rigged for Her pleasure.

Posted by: Trojan Man at July 25, 2016 10:36 PM (w/iDp)

1504 open thread is now open

Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 10:36 PM (qUNWi)

1505 "stupid wall which will never get built"


Ignoring the wall around the DNC.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 10:36 PM (GUBah)

1506 A law professor taking cheap shots at lawyers...

A professor bemoaning the high cost of student loans.

Posted by: reason at July 25, 2016 10:36 PM (nKoz8)

1507 Stupid wall? Government doesn't create anything.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:36 PM (eU/yZ)

1508 What's stupid is applying today's standards and cultural rules to things that occurred hundreds of years ago when make judgements.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 25, 2016 10:36 PM (MNgU2)

1509 Little Big Woman

Except Dustin Hoffman looks better in drag.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2016 10:36 PM (xNWlE)

1510 A party comprised entirely of hypocritical pant-suit wearing socialists, old school commies, and perpetually outraged faux-victims. Not very attractive.

Posted by: Blacksheep at July 25, 2016 10:36 PM (bS6uW)

1511 Is that actually still available? I'd have thought it would be on a secure serve somewhere by now.
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 25, 2016 10:35 PM (wYnyS)

*****

Probably not. I read most of it in '07. Good God......

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 25, 2016 10:36 PM (YLidQ)

1512 They can't keep their own fucking circus under control, and we're supposed to think we can trust them to keep us from harm?

Who would take any of these shit-for-brains seriously, let alone respect them?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 25, 2016 10:36 PM (ynJty)

1513 "They're really is a lot of heckling at this thing."


Fair amount. They've made themselves heard.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 10:36 PM (9ym/8)

1514 Trump wants to completely do away with minimum wage?

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 25, 2016 10:37 PM (LYCUN)

1515 It's the class warfare portion of the evening.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:37 PM (eU/yZ)

1516 How long has she been using Rachel Maddow's hair stylist?

Posted by: Blacksheep at July 25, 2016 10:37 PM (bS6uW)

1517 I've never payed attention to her jewelry because I can't get over Hilary's terrible pantsuits.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:33 PM (eU/yZ)

It's hard to spot. The Saudis gave her a cool half million dollars worth of jewelry in the 90s. Both alexthechick and I agree that she has some seriously beautiful jewelry. BTW: Jewelry, especially pearls are a terrific way to bribe a woman...most people don't know that some pearl necklaces can be worth a hundred grand.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 10:37 PM (kXoT0)

1518 Did Trump even mention the wall in his convention speech?

Posted by: reason at July 25, 2016 10:37 PM (nKoz8)

1519 I'd rather listen to her than Michelle or Hillary
but it's very weird everytime she talks about a rigged system.... it's
bizarre given the whole weird Bernie thing.

Posted by: firehorse at July 25, 2016 10:33 PM (//TVq)


I think what happened is that they didn't think the emails would leak and they could pretend Bernie wasn't screwed, thus they could pitch the rigged system meme without consequences.

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 25, 2016 10:37 PM (wYnyS)

1520 Have you seen her Princeton thesis? It is an indecipherable word salad of Black ethnic rage.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 25, 2016 10:32 PM (YLidQ)



I have. It's an agrammatical, asyntactical and poorly reasoned regurgitation of the ethnic grievance slop in which she'd marinated for four years.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 10:37 PM (SRKgf)

1521 she needs Ivanka's fan

Posted by: firehorse at July 25, 2016 10:37 PM (//TVq)

1522 Oh, that's rich, her talking about the cost of college when she gets paid out the ass to teach one class.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 10:37 PM (GUBah)

1523 >>What hard labor have any of these people done?


"Hey, you how heavy those foreclosed house are?You try flipping them!"

- Fauxcahontas

Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 10:37 PM (NOIQH)

1524 ONT is NOOD!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 25, 2016 10:37 PM (6gk0M)

1525 Warren's whole speech is about Trump now.

Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 10:38 PM (sdi6R)

1526 "Except Dustin Hoffman looks better in drag."



Well, you got me there.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 10:38 PM (9ym/8)

1527 F**k Her and the broom stick She rode in on... By the way will anyone research Her "slaves" built the WH?
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 10:23 PM (O2RFr)

The original White House was started to be built in 1792 and the construction was done by freed and enslaved blacks and white immigrant craftsmen. I believe it was designed by an Irish architect.

It was burned to the ground by the British in the War of 1812. It was then rebuilt, and underwent numerous changes, enlargements, remodeling. and then Truman had it literally gutted and rebuilt due to some improper structural problems.

Virtually none of it is original except for the central foundation and some charred internal structure that is inside of walls. Some of the charred original wood is in museums, I believe I saw a piece at the Gerald Ford museum.

So Mooch's assertion that she wakes up in a house every day built by slaves is pretty much romantic bullshit. Useful bullshit propaganda that unless someone actually takes the time to look up, will keep being repeated and taught in schools until it is accepted as a universal truth.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 25, 2016 10:38 PM (Zz6ul)

1528 >>>> Trump is living rent-free in their heads. Every speaker tonight has been slamming Trump.
Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 10:35 PM
------
I think it's effective though. I'm not sure it is, but I worry it is. They're repeating the Bain Capital playbook attacks from last time.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 10:38 PM (6IPEM)

1529 Two fingers up in the air behind head, other hand open palm to mouth, mouthing "WOO woo woo woo! WOO woo woo woo!"

Tap tap squiggle, bunny hop right to left, two handed crab pincher grasp motion.

Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy at July 25, 2016 10:38 PM (NeFrd)

1530 Has this already been posted? If not, please caption appropriately.

https://goo.gl/OOTfi4

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 25, 2016 10:38 PM (+b2T3)

1531 1479 Did they intro Warren with a rousing rendition of Halfbreed?

Little White Dove.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 25, 2016 10:32 PM (ODxAs)

Cherokee Maiden, by Merle. I'd almost vote for her if they played that for her entry.

Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 25, 2016 10:38 PM (ozZau)

1532 >>The Cherokees beg to differ.

I'll trust your judgement on that.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 10:38 PM (/tuJf)

1533 I thought Pence bailed on the Religious Freedom Act stuff in Indiana? Is that wrong?

Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 10:39 PM (XHWYb)

1534 Who really benefits?

Democrats.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 10:39 PM (SRKgf)

1535 1515 It's the class warfare portion of the evening.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:37 PM (eU/yZ)


Portion? When haven't they been pushing class race, or sex warfare?

Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 10:39 PM (sdi6R)

1536 LOL @ "The Mooch came before the Squaw."

What. A. Freakshow.

Posted by: Blacksheep at July 25, 2016 10:39 PM (bS6uW)

1537 Can we hope for a whiff of tear-gas???
---
If it's inside the convention, I may have to tune back

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 25, 2016 10:39 PM (3Liv/)

1538 What is she talking about? She has crazy eyes.

Posted by: Ripley at July 25, 2016 10:39 PM (0vsws)

1539 Trump is the reason Muslims hate Jews?

I did not know that!

Posted by: Johnny Carson at July 25, 2016 10:39 PM (5xDis)

1540 not watching, just reading the live updates; sounds like pocahontas is letting out a war cry and is going after Trumps' scalp (sorry, can't help myself)

Posted by: runner at July 25, 2016 10:39 PM (c6/9Q)

1541 Trump is living rent-free in their heads. Every speaker tonight has been slamming Trump.
Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 10:35 PM
------
As the GOP convention was partly about Hillary. Lock her up was the theme.

Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 25, 2016 10:40 PM (ozZau)

1542 Effing LA Times "Trail Guide" headline right now:

Democratic National Convention live updates: Michelle Obama says election is 'about who will have the power to shape our children'


----------------------------
So there you go.

Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 10:40 PM (3myMJ)

1543 Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 10:37 PM (kXoT0)
Now I'm going to be staring at the jewelry instead of trying to figure out why someone would dress in those pantsuits.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:40 PM (eU/yZ)

1544 "Fight back against a rigged system" (again)


Oh, the irony.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 10:40 PM (GUBah)

1545 sounds like a real shit show. the rest of the week should be be great. has it turned dark yet? fake indians, fake slaves, what's next? i think fake dicks has already been done. for the first time in my life i am proud to be an american. fuck all y'all.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 25, 2016 10:41 PM (ucDmr)

1546 Now she's touting all the free shit.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 10:41 PM (GUBah)

1547 "Fight back against a rigged system" (again)

I mean rigged?Yeah the Dems was proven to be rigged...

Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 10:42 PM (O2RFr)

1548 Of course the professor wants free college. Oh, more free shit.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:42 PM (eU/yZ)

1549 got news for Liesawatha, America is not buying her road side trinkets.

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 25, 2016 10:42 PM (yNyJy)

1550 No one who works full time should live in poverty.

Even if its 40hrs a week making fries.

Posted by: reason at July 25, 2016 10:42 PM (nKoz8)

1551 Fight for refinancing school loans and 'debt free college'?

Professors will work for free now?

I thought not.
Hang on to your wallets.


Posted by: Ian Galt at July 25, 2016 10:43 PM (8iiMU)

1552 Again, bitch, who created all the shit you're complaining about? You've been in power 16 of the last 24 years and all Bush did was fight terrorism. It's not like he injected some massive Nazi social change in there while no one was looking.

Posted by: Blacksheep at July 25, 2016 10:43 PM (bS6uW)

1553 My sister, who thinks mindlessly parroting Buzzfeed makes her politically and socially aware, has a death grip on the remote.

I love her, but part of me can't help but count down the days 'til she moves out...to Texas.

Posted by: Lord Kill Me Now at July 25, 2016 10:43 PM (UyZSe)

1554 I thought Pence bailed on the Religious Freedom Act stuff in Indiana? Is that wrong?
Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 10:39 PM (XHWYb)

After he signed it into law, and the SJW and left corporatists went berserk, he went back to the legislature and had them water it down it a bit.

Not a good thing to do, but I think the pressure was enormous. Everyone from the NCAA to large companies were threatening to leave Indiana over it.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 25, 2016 10:43 PM (Zz6ul)

1555 got news for Liesawatha, America is not buying her road side trinkets.

Someone do Us all a favor and get Her one of those small pox blankets

Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 10:43 PM (O2RFr)

1556 How about letting big banks fail?

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:43 PM (eU/yZ)

1557 I thought Pence bailed on the Religious Freedom Act stuff in Indiana? Is that wrong?
Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 10:39 PM (XHWYb)

Forget it=they're rolling. Never mind Bubba signed RFRA.

It's hilarious whenever they they try to scare people on safe, nice guy Pence.

Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 25, 2016 10:43 PM (ozZau)

1558 "fight to expand social security and medicare"


With what fucking money? Oh yeah, ours.


"climate change is real"


*eyeroll*


"equal pay and kill all teh little babies"

same ol same ol


"Hillary! will fight big banks"


Except when she's taking their cash "donations" for speeches


"big money out of politics and fight corruption"


Bwhahahaha!

Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 10:44 PM (GUBah)

1559 1539 Trump is the reason Muslims hate Jews?

I did not know that!
Posted by: Johnny Carson at July 25, 2016 10:39 PM (5xDis)
:-)

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 25, 2016 10:45 PM (yNyJy)

1560 I'm embarrassed for these people. Seriously, how fucking stupid and shallow can a room full of adults possibly be?

Posted by: Blacksheep at July 25, 2016 10:45 PM (bS6uW)

1561 Screw banks and corporations! What'd they ever do for you? Except give you a job to pay for the TV you see me on...

Posted by: reason at July 25, 2016 10:45 PM (nKoz8)

1562 Keith Ellison (M-Mecca and Medina)

Posted by: Shai Dorsai! at July 25, 2016 10:46 PM (brIR5)

1563 It gets worse. Keith Ellison is up. Touting moar free shit and letting criminals out of prison.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 10:46 PM (GUBah)

1564 Ha! Brit Hume: "She's a warrior."

Posted by: Blacksheep at July 25, 2016 10:46 PM (bS6uW)

1565 A Hopi Shaman blessed my birth and gave me a Hopi name (weird story - my dad worked on a Hopi reservation as part of his residency, IIRC, or he might have done it on his own as a break from med school - he's not around any more for me to ask him), so technically I'm more Indian ("Native American") then Liz Warren.

I kinda wish my Hopi name was my real name, or like at least my middle name. It's a badass name - Nakiachop.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 25, 2016 10:46 PM (kumBu)

1566 I'm gobsmacked people find Pocahontas inspiring. That speech was horrible, even by loonie Democrat standards. But then, they found Sanders inspiring...

Posted by: Ripley at July 25, 2016 10:46 PM (0vsws)

1567 Voter ID laws!


Drink!

Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 10:46 PM (GUBah)

1568 And now we ask you to please turn your attention to the taqqiyah portion of our program...

Posted by: The Democrat National Convention at July 25, 2016 10:47 PM (5xDis)

1569 This is the moozie fool that thinks Lincoln was a democrat.

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 25, 2016 10:47 PM (yNyJy)

1570 Ha! Brit Hume: "She's a warrior."

I hope He was kidding...

Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 10:47 PM (O2RFr)

1571 How many of his MN constituents joined ISIS today?

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 25, 2016 10:49 PM (yNyJy)

1572 Here's Bernie.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 10:49 PM (GUBah)

1573 Save all the justices!

Posted by: reason at July 25, 2016 10:49 PM (nKoz8)

1574 Here comes the lay about.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 25, 2016 10:50 PM (89T5c)

1575 "Broseidom, do you think CDC will manage to whip up some super Zika by accident and mail it to DC?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2016 10:34 PM (xNWlE) "

Only if they get some help from the Rio Olympics organizing committee.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 25, 2016 10:50 PM (kumBu)

1576 I said bore-ior.

Posted by: Brit Hume at July 25, 2016 10:50 PM (nKoz8)

1577 Oh boy way to hype up the crazy man for the BernieBots

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 25, 2016 10:50 PM (yNyJy)

1578 i've got a feeling this is gonna be hard for him

Posted by: firehorse at July 25, 2016 10:51 PM (//TVq)

1579 Searched for protest news. Very little, and nothing talking about any "exuberant celebrations" shall we say.

What is getting notice is the action inside the building.

Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 10:51 PM (3myMJ)

1580 Bernie!

Posted by: Shai Dorsai! at July 25, 2016 10:51 PM (brIR5)

1581 Berniebots in the crowd look like they're about to cry. Or swoon.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 10:52 PM (GUBah)

1582 i hope he shits in the punchbowl.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 25, 2016 10:52 PM (89T5c)

1583 Wow! That's the loudest the crowd has been all night!

Posted by: Better-Than-Sex-Cake is not at July 25, 2016 10:52 PM (QGPNk)

1584 I'd trll you to vote your conscience, but who am I kidding? We're Dems! We don't have 'em!

Posted by: Bernie at July 25, 2016 10:52 PM (nKoz8)

1585 By far the loudest crowd reaction so far.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 10:52 PM (GUBah)

1586 Bernie's speech was better in its native communist Russian.

Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2016 10:52 PM (WYh6/)

1587 Thank you. Thank you very much. It is an honor to be here tonight and address the twenty-first Party Congress since the founding of our glorious Soviet Union.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at July 25, 2016 10:52 PM (5xDis)

1588 Bernie lisps out "It's an honah to be heer."

Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 10:53 PM (eSQgj)

1589 1550 No one who works full time should live in poverty.

Even if its 40hrs a week making fries.
Posted by: reason at July 25, 2016 10:42 PM (nKoz

Why 40 hrs? Why not 30 hours to be considered 'full time' ?

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 25, 2016 10:53 PM (MNgU2)

1590 Wait. Did I thank you yet?

Thank you!

I am going to thank each of my supporters individually now.

Posted by: Bernie at July 25, 2016 10:53 PM (nKoz8)

1591 "I want to thank Michelle Obama for her servitude to our country."

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at July 25, 2016 10:54 PM (5xDis)

1592 Thank you for funding my campaign. I just gave the rest of your money to Hillary!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at July 25, 2016 10:55 PM (ilEbj)

1593 Thanking the crowd for "voting in the political revolution".

Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 10:55 PM (GUBah)

1594 About all of these poor people working 3 jobs; no one gets on the schedule 40 hours per week at a minimum wage job. That's why they get 1 or 2 more jobs. Gawd I hate this stupid stuff.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at July 25, 2016 10:55 PM (GzDYP)

1595 I've got a surprise for him.

Posted by: Joy Behar, hiding in the podium undoing Bernie's fly. at July 25, 2016 10:55 PM (89T5c)

1596 Holy shit, he said he's "looking forward to your votes during roll call tomorrow night". Cruz Part Duex?

Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 10:56 PM (GUBah)

1597 Joe, I have no idea what Lieawatha thinks the definition of full time is. As a professor, I'm sure she thinks the 8 hours a week she puts into lecturing would suffice.

Posted by: reason at July 25, 2016 10:57 PM (nKoz8)

1598 Talking about the disappointment in the primary results. Historical accomplishments campaign achieved. Political revolution to "transform America." {plagiarist!} "Struggles of the people", SJW struggle tripe (pure Marxism cant). Slams media.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 10:59 PM (GUBah)

1599 Why is Hillery dildoing Bernie and Ben Howe jacking off? I should pay more attention.

Posted by: dogfish at July 25, 2016 11:00 PM (BXd3l)

1600 There is no better way to enact Bernie's political revolution than to vote for the pre ordained crony felon?

Posted by: reason at July 25, 2016 11:00 PM (nKoz8)

1601 "About ending 40-year decline of middle class."


Who the fuck does he think caused that?



Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 11:00 PM (GUBah)

1602 Blah blah blah 1%

Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 11:01 PM (GUBah)

1603 "Ending the 40 year decline of the middle class..."

And finally kicking us into poverty once and for all through massive massive confiscation.

Posted by: reason at July 25, 2016 11:02 PM (nKoz8)

1604 There is no better way to enact Bernie's political revolution than to vote for the pre ordained crony felon?
Posted by: reason at July 25, 2016 11:00 PM (nKoz

*****

And yet you are here all day every day trashing Trump. What is your end goal in doing this?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 25, 2016 11:03 PM (YLidQ)

1605 Now he's sounding like a conservative, talking about national debt and job loss, but blaming Bush. Thanking Obumbles and ChooChoo Joey for "pulling us out of that terrible recession". Says "much more needs to be done".

Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 11:04 PM (GUBah)

1606 Illegal activity on Wall St - BAD.
Illegal activity in the State Department - FINE

Posted by: reason at July 25, 2016 11:04 PM (nKoz8)

1607 Now talking about "fear mongering" as he fear mongers.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 11:04 PM (GUBah)

1608 Bernie, historical accomplishments of what? Being railroaded by the DNC & the media & taking it like a stooge? "I think we can all agree" what a doofus.

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 25, 2016 11:04 PM (yNyJy)

1609 Endorsed Hillary. Lots of booing.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 11:05 PM (GUBah)

1610 he's kinda boring, i thought this would be a barn berner, don't think his heart is really in it

Posted by: firehorse at July 25, 2016 11:06 PM (//TVq)

1611 I trash Trump all day every day?

There must be more than one person that uses thr name reason on here.

I haven't been here in years, and have only been back in the evenings for about three weeks.

Posted by: reason at July 25, 2016 11:06 PM (nKoz8)

1612 >>he's kinda boring, i thought this would be a barn berner, don't think his heart is really in it


But his wallet is ALL IN, baby!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 11:06 PM (NOIQH)

1613 On the minimum wage now.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 11:06 PM (GUBah)

1614 Bernie supporters you've been had. You've been took. You've been hoodwinked...bamboozled....led astray.


dolts.

Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2016 11:07 PM (Enq6K)

1615 Timmypoo and the Harridan too.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at July 25, 2016 11:07 PM (Hm4tY)

1616 1603. Yes sir. I know. Cubanbeentheredonethat.

Posted by: Martell at July 25, 2016 11:07 PM (sR0Ak)

1617 Let's raise minimum wage and destroy all the jobs!!!

Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 11:08 PM (eSQgj)

1618 Now on infrastructure. No mention of "shovel ready jobs" that weren't quite shovel-ready.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 11:08 PM (GUBah)

1619 Blah blah riding the Citizen's United hobby horse.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 11:09 PM (GUBah)

1620 Koch Brothers!


Drink!

Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 11:09 PM (GUBah)

1621 Did they intro Warren with a rousing rendition of Halfbreed?
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 25, 2016 10:30 PM

LMAO, you almost brought me to tears. Good thing I didn't have a mouthful of wine at the moment.

Posted by: Farmer at July 25, 2016 11:09 PM (o/90i)

1622 KOCH BROTHERS!

*DRINK*

Posted by: reason at July 25, 2016 11:10 PM (nKoz8)

1623 Good night everyone.
God bless all.
Better things to do than talk and watch DNC.
Have to go and clean kitty litter...

Posted by: Martell at July 25, 2016 11:10 PM (sR0Ak)

1624 Oligarchy! Workers' rights! LGBTQZXYMNOP! Environment! Kill da babies!

Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 11:10 PM (GUBah)

1625 "person" is the one of the NeverTrump threadhaunters. All lowercase just like you, "reason" so it is probably mistaken identity.

Reading posts from "person" makes me curious, and I think of cats and cats piss. no idea why.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at July 25, 2016 11:11 PM (Hm4tY)

1626 College debt!


Drink!

Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 11:11 PM (GUBah)

1627 Did Bernie leave the Q off? Ruh roh.

Posted by: reason at July 25, 2016 11:12 PM (nKoz8)

1628 "Revolutionize higher education" Guarantees parents making $125k or less kids get free kollage

Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 11:12 PM (GUBah)

1629 Extended adolescence for everyone!

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at July 25, 2016 11:13 PM (Hm4tY)

1630 Envirotard fear mongering now. Green jobs, transform energy system.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 11:14 PM (GUBah)

1631 At this rate, kids up to age 36 will soon be able to be covered by their parents' health insurance plan.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at July 25, 2016 11:14 PM (Hm4tY)

1632 The same thing Bernie is now championing Shrill on just two month ago he was demonizing her for. BernieBots must be really dense to buy his shit sandwich.

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 25, 2016 11:14 PM (yNyJy)

1633 Trump chooses to "reject science". Universal Liverpool Pathway.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 11:14 PM (GUBah)

1634 Balrog - OH NO CATPEA? I am not her. Or person.

Did she wver est enough bananas to fit into her little black dress? I'm curious how that ever panned out.

I hope she looked fab for her Code Pink confab.

Posted by: reason at July 25, 2016 11:15 PM (nKoz8)

1635 Medicare at age 55.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 11:15 PM (GUBah)

1636 1628
"Revolutionize higher education" Guarantees parents making $125k or less kids get free kollage


Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 11:12 PM (GUBah)
Party! No longer need to save for my kids' futures! (Good heavens. Who are these people who believe everything can be free?)

Posted by: Better-Than-Sex-Cake is not at July 25, 2016 11:15 PM (QGPNk)

1637 ok, now he sounds like he's giving a campaign speech, a bit perkier, but I don't understand how he gets his lower lip to do that thing where only his bottom teeth show.

Posted by: firehorse at July 25, 2016 11:15 PM (//TVq)

1638 Parents healthcare for kids under 50.
Medicare for everyone over 55!

Posted by: reason at July 25, 2016 11:16 PM (nKoz8)

1639 Hats off to those of you who watched that hot mess. I started watching but when Silverman and Franken walked out, that was all she wrote for me.

Enjoyed the snarky humor. G'night.

Posted by: jazzuscounty at July 25, 2016 11:16 PM (iRHb1)

1640 I don't understand how he gets his lower lip to do that thing where only his bottom teeth show.

Posted by: firehorse at July 25, 2016 11:15 PM (//TVq)

He probably has that "adult baby" fetish and sucks on a giant pacifier whilst toddling about the house in his Depends.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 11:17 PM (GUBah)

1641 reason, that is what I am saying, that the poster who dumped on you probably confused you for "person." because of the similar formatting of your handle. I know I had to pause for a minute too. It's just one of those things.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at July 25, 2016 11:17 PM (Hm4tY)

1642 Now on letting all the criminals out of jail.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 11:17 PM (GUBah)

1643 firehorse - Bernie's default grimace is all bottom teeth.
Hillarys default fake-excited-smile is only top teeth.

Maybe they share dentures?

Posted by: reason at July 25, 2016 11:18 PM (nKoz8)

1644 Too many campaign slogans. Cue the young lady in the wheel chair. It's time she moves Sanders off the stage...

Posted by: Better-Than-Sex-Cake is not at July 25, 2016 11:19 PM (QGPNk)

1645 Diversity blah blah blah. Driving toward the "stronger together" slogan.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 11:19 PM (GUBah)

1646 Medicare at 55 means you lose real health insurance ten years earlier, right?

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at July 25, 2016 11:19 PM (Hm4tY)

1647 I appreciate the heads up!

Posted by: REASON at July 25, 2016 11:19 PM (nKoz8)

1648 Again touting "most progressive platform in history". Yeah, keep waving that commie flag.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 11:20 PM (GUBah)

1649 Did he just call for a new Glass-Stegall Act?

Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 11:20 PM (GUBah)

1650 Michelle Obama in Eight Years a Slave

"I wake up in a house built by slaves. I find myself in the 'master' bedroom -- the master's bed. As I get out of bed, I can feel the lash on my back like it was just yesterday. I look out the window and see two black girls on the grounds working at tending a dog. A black dog. The dog has a tight collar around his neck shackling his black body. A leash keeps him from escaping to freedom. The master dominates and controls black dogs' bodies."
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at July 25, 2016 10:29 PM

And over 50% of the American public approves of her. Go figure.

Posted by: Farmer at July 25, 2016 11:21 PM (o/90i)

1651 A progressive platform that has driven away independents like never befowah!

Posted by: REASON at July 25, 2016 11:21 PM (nKoz8)

1652 I so wish I had the power to have the Soviet National Anthem piped in to the arena midway through this speech.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at July 25, 2016 11:21 PM (Hm4tY)

1653 Back on universal healthcare.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 11:22 PM (GUBah)

1654 Kill the TPP?

Sounds violent. Incitful. Will Bernie take responsibility for anyone getting killed with the initials TPP?

Posted by: REASON at July 25, 2016 11:22 PM (nKoz8)

1655 LOTS of security in the crowd

Posted by: firehorse at July 25, 2016 11:23 PM (//TVq)

1656 You down with TPP? Yeah, you know me.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at July 25, 2016 11:23 PM (Hm4tY)

1657 If all else fails load it with thugs... nothing says liberty like a party thug.

Posted by: Garbone at July 25, 2016 11:25 PM (9dH/8)

1658 I love OAN, who just had a reporter say Bernie's speech ignored the donkey in the room.

Posted by: REASON at July 25, 2016 11:25 PM (nKoz8)

1659 Silverman and Franken walked out?

What was that about?

Posted by: Farmer at July 25, 2016 11:26 PM (o/90i)

1660 "I wake up in a house built by slaves. I find myself in the 'master'
bedroom -- the master's bed. As I get out of bed, I can feel the lash on
my back like it was just yesterday. I look out the window and see two
black girls on the grounds working at tending a dog. A black dog. The
dog has a tight collar around his neck shackling his black body. A leash
keeps him from escaping to freedom. The master dominates and controls
black dogs' bodies."

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at July 25, 2016 10:29 PM

Those are your girls and your fricken dog, BO, you ignorant racist POS.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 25, 2016 11:26 PM (P/kVC)

1661 By the way, if I haven't said it yet, thank you to all the morons who risk their IQ watching this drek so that you can report it to the rest of us.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 25, 2016 11:27 PM (kumBu)

1662 I was good enough.
I was smart enough.
And doggonnit, she blew me!

Posted by: Al Franken at July 25, 2016 11:27 PM (nKoz8)

1663 Black girls play
With a black dog
On a White House lawn.
Figs. Choom. Ya digs?

Posted by: something written in Sharpie on Obamas college transcript at July 25, 2016 11:30 PM (nKoz8)

1664 Only highlight of a very boring & dark fear mongering night was Susan Sarandumb's reaction to Silverman's insult.

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 25, 2016 11:31 PM (yNyJy)

1665 Those are your girls and your fricken dog, BO, you ignorant racist POS.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 25, 2016 11:26 PM

Hmmm, you noticed she's racist also?

Funny how that happens here.

My MIL grew up in her neighborhood. MO is from a very racist part of the population.


Posted by: Farmer at July 25, 2016 11:33 PM (o/90i)

1666 I feel so dirty after all that. Shower & off to bed. Niters all.

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 25, 2016 11:40 PM (yNyJy)

1667 I watched, missed Booker, couldn't force myself to watch the wookie, but Dances with Lies and The Bern, OMFG, those goofy fekkers drove me from beer to hard (92 proof alcahol)
in no time flat. Project much? Free Shit Much? Warren talking about Rigged? Comerade gave the best CPUSA speech ever! God help us all!
See you on the other side.

Posted by: Travis Bickle at July 25, 2016 11:47 PM (B/Yrv)

1668 The few moments of hell that I checked, and it was only a few moments, there was talk of MLK and slavery. I am not sure what Fauxahauntus was driveling on about (by the way, she has chop hands like Katshit). I think it was something about how anyone, no matter race, creed, sexual orientation confusion, can be anything (I guess why she is Native American).

I self-identify as a super-model. Bite moi.

I simply cannot watch, but feel bad for the Bernie people at the 8' gate, pressing their signs against it. Miles away. Freedom of speech in action. I did enjoy, very much, DWS getting booed out of Philly. In the rare moments (ten min total for Booker and Warren, I could hear yapping of some sort in background vs quiet and attentive listeners. I guess that all changed when Mooch thundered onstage. pfft.

They are so pathetic. Bring out their "big guns" first night. Who is left? The guy worried about Guam tipping? harfing.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 26, 2016 12:13 AM (Wb4xo)

1669 "Did they intro Warren with a rousing rendition of Halfbreed? "

OMG, I'm dying here. Thanks for that one.

Posted by: Trumps of Doom at July 26, 2016 12:33 AM (wvPvB)

1670 "#NeverTrump" has gone insane. From the world of Glenn Beck.

"#Bailout2016" the election bailout plan that could save us from both Trump and Hillary.

http://tinyurl.com/zzxaddb

Posted by: TriggerWarning at July 26, 2016 01:48 AM (DncGp)

1671 Hillary Clinton's Religious Leader Doug Coe: "men who had changed the world through the strength of the covenants they had forged with their "brothers": "Look at Hitler," he said. "Lenin, Ho Chi Minh, bin Laden."

Doug Coe: "Hitler, Goebbels, and Himmler were three men. Think of the immense power these three men had, these nobodies from nowhere"

https://newrepublic.com/article/63233/family-ties

Posted by: TriggerWarning at July 26, 2016 03:02 AM (DncGp)

1672 In Hillary Clinton's memoir, "Living History," she wrote that Coe "was a unique presence in Washington."
"A genuinely loving spiritual mentor and guide to anyone regardless of party or faith, who wants to deepen his or her relationship to God."

http://tinyurl.com/jpfqwge

Posted by: TriggerWarning at July 26, 2016 03:26 AM (DncGp)

1673 34 Is it logo fail that Hillary's arrow is pointing right or has this been discussed a thousand times already?

Posted by: eleven

The wearer's left, but yes.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 26, 2016 07:28 AM (QdAXQ)

1674 43 Since Trump is good buddies with Putin, does that mean if we elect him we get a discount on Russian mail order brides?


Posted by: Bruce

I can't help but wonder if Hillary and the DNC's password was "RESET".

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 26, 2016 07:30 AM (QdAXQ)

1675 37
Double, double toil and trouble;

Fire burn, and caldron bubble.

Fillet of a fenny snake,

In the caldron boil and bake;. . .

*
*
How now, you secret, black, and midnight hags!
What is 't you do here?

Posted by: Macbeth at the DNC at July 26, 2016 10:59 AM (txdEq)

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John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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