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Democratic National Coven, Night One
Yeah that was deliberate.
There is no safe word... #Rigged #HillaryClinton #Bernie #DNCLeaks pic.twitter.com/91bzf6Awzh
— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) July 25, 2016
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Wgm2y at July 25, 2016 07:12 PM (Wgm2y)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 25, 2016 07:12 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 07:13 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: joeclark77 at July 25, 2016 07:13 PM (qXLdz)
Posted by: IC at July 25, 2016 07:14 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Two-Thirds of the Democrat Delegates at July 25, 2016 07:14 PM (57K5j)
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 07:14 PM (bksJQ)
Posted by: S. Baldrick - Bernie Sanders Delegate at July 25, 2016 07:14 PM (UPYhp)
Ya know, I have to get up early tomorrow morning, but I'm so pumped
about hearing Michelle Obama's words of wisdom and healing that I might
just stay up late. It'll be worth it.
**breaks out into uncontrollable laughter**
Posted by: pep at July 25, 2016 07:14 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: bjk at July 25, 2016 07:14 PM (x2rNW)
Posted by: pep at July 25, 2016 07:15 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: pep at July 25, 2016 07:15 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 25, 2016 07:15 PM (iqX2J)
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at July 25, 2016 07:15 PM (FohCt)
To those who insist on watching this horrid monstrously awful convention, Courage! Also, WTF?
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 25, 2016 07:15 PM (8Nod9)
Posted by: Two-Thirds of the Democrat Delegates at July 25, 2016 07:16 PM (57K5j)
Posted by: pep at July 25, 2016 07:16 PM (LAe3v)
earlier with James Woods and Sean Young, sad movie about drug addiction Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 07:16 PM (bksJQ)
Or this all sandy vagina and shriveled nuts?
Posted by: wooga at July 25, 2016 07:16 PM (zH34X)
Posted by: joncelli, whose moobs are not calm at July 25, 2016 07:17 PM (1FhAQ)
Bubble, cackle, hackle
Trouble that no spackle
Can cover Hillary!'s naggin
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2016 07:17 PM (GQcg8)
Yeah that was deliberate.
Democratic National Contention is more like it.
Posted by: pep at July 25, 2016 07:17 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 25, 2016 07:18 PM (iqX2J)
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 07:19 PM (bksJQ)
Right. Do they think we are that stupid?
Well...of course...but...
I keep seeing the scene in Best Little Whorehouse in Texas when the elected official gets caught in the sack. He was "drugged" by the communists.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2016 07:19 PM (r65B3)
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 25, 2016 07:19 PM (iqX2J)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2016 07:19 PM (r65B3)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at July 25, 2016 07:20 PM (5p18q)
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 07:20 PM (bksJQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2016 07:21 PM (GQcg8)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 25, 2016 07:21 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 07:21 PM (bksJQ)
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 25, 2016 07:21 PM (iqX2J)
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 07:23 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 07:21 PM (bksJQ
The obese red headed child over at Red State is parroting DNC talking points.
Trump and Putin are colluding.
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 25, 2016 07:23 PM (iqX2J)
Posted by: Eromero at July 25, 2016 07:23 PM (zLDYs)
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the caldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Scale of dragon; tooth of wolf;
Witches' mummy; maw and gulf
Of the ravin'd salt-sea shark;
Root of hemlock digg'd in the dark;
Liver of blaspheming Jew;
Gall of goat, and slips of yew
Sliver'd in the moon's eclipse;
Nose of Turk, and Tartar's lips;
Finger of birth-strangled babe
Ditch-deliver'd by a drab
Make the gruel thick and slab:
Add thereto a tiger's chaudron,
For the ingrediants of our caldron.
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Cool it with a baboon's blood,
Then the charm is firm and good.
Posted by: Hillary!, Debbie Wasserkopf Schultz, and Fauxcahontas at July 25, 2016 07:23 PM (UPYhp)
Where's Hansel and Gretel when you need them?
(mmmm... Gemma Arterton in tight leather... be back later)
Posted by: off to watch Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters at July 25, 2016 07:24 PM (H9MG5)
Is it logo fail that Hillary's arrow is pointing right or has this been discussed a thousand times already?
Viewed from her perspective, it's pointing left.
Posted by: pep at July 25, 2016 07:24 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 07:24 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at July 25, 2016 07:24 PM (c1VpD)
Maybe there's a twitter region of the brain I'm missing.
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 07:25 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Bruce at July 25, 2016 07:25 PM (8ikIW)
Is it logo fail that Hillary's arrow is pointing right or has this been discussed a thousand times already?
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 07:23 PM (qUNWi)
Think of it as showing the Left advancing on the Right.
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at July 25, 2016 07:25 PM (FohCt)
Posted by: wth at July 25, 2016 07:25 PM (HgMAr)
If she understands Bernie, then shouldn't she embrace the message?
Posted by: Mortimer at July 25, 2016 07:26 PM (qmuP7)
Posted by: pep at July 25, 2016 07:26 PM (LAe3v)
Is it logo fail that Hillary's arrow is pointing right or has this been discussed a thousand times already?
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 07:23 PM (qUNWi)
Think of it as showing the Left advancing on the Right.
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at July 25, 2016 07:25 PM (FohCt)
Actually, it's Smart Power! because China sets in the east and Russia is that a way.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 07:26 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 25, 2016 07:27 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Bruce
Also, duty-free vodka.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 25, 2016 07:27 PM (UPYhp)
Posted by: IrishEi at July 25, 2016 07:27 PM (Lsu4e)
OK, I assume I will love it, if anyone ever says that. No one has yet, but I keep hoping.
Posted by: Splunge at July 25, 2016 07:28 PM (iMxBJ)
Is it logo fail that Hillary's arrow is pointing right
===
its the I'm With Stupid t-shirt from the 70s
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at July 25, 2016 07:28 PM (U0lQa)
Ok, it's been way longer than four hours. I should seek medical attention.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 25, 2016 07:28 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 07:23 PM (qUNWi)
I think it's supposed to evoke the concept of "Forward!", which has been a Commie slogan since Lenin's time.
An arrow pointing left would look like it's going backward. Maybe it'e because we read left-to-right, but hell if I know.
Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 07:28 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 07:29 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 07:29 PM (bksJQ)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 25, 2016 07:30 PM (WVsWD)
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Did he "look into his eyes and see a good man?"
Posted by: Mortimer at July 25, 2016 07:30 PM (qmuP7)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 25, 2016 07:27 PM (iQIUe)
Yes, heavy thunderstorms until 8:00.
Posted by: joncelli, whose moobs are not calm at July 25, 2016 07:30 PM (1FhAQ)
These conventions are for pussies. Ive live thru some wild conventions. I'm disappointed.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 25, 2016 07:30 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Bruce at July 25, 2016 07:30 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 25, 2016 07:31 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 25, 2016 07:27 PM (iQIUe)
Yes, heavy thunderstorms until 8:00.
Posted by: joncelli, whose moobs are not calm at July 25, 2016 07:30 PM (1FhAQ)
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Thanks! Shdnt that cool things off and send protesters to bed early?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 25, 2016 07:31 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: joncelli, whose moobs are not calm at July 25, 2016 07:32 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 25, 2016 07:30 PM (WVsWD)
That's some classic trolling.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 25, 2016 07:32 PM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: IC at July 25, 2016 07:14 PM (a0IVu)
Over at WZ they're reporting that he settled for a private jet and a staff to zip him around to some of the battleground states during the campaign where he can leverage his creds as a dynamic, motivational force to implore his minions to vote for Scankles. This despite being booed when he tried to support that scrunt at the convention.
What a pitiful excuse for a Senator and a man of conviction. Fuck that guy in particular.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 25, 2016 07:32 PM (qbnYE)
But he won't. Worthless commie bastard.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 25, 2016 07:32 PM (ej1L0)
Maybe there's a twitter region of the brain I'm missing.
Posted by: eleven
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I guess I'm an old coot, because I don't get it either. I look at a tweet and wonder, "Which one is this guy's comment, and which one is the one he's quoting or remarking on?"
In my opinion, it's a very messy, counter-intuitive format.
Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 07:32 PM (sGdoo)
Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 07:28 PM (sdi6R)
Props to the mooselimbs.
Posted by: Golfman - Conservative Refugee seeking asylum at July 25, 2016 07:32 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 07:32 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: EC at July 25, 2016 07:32 PM (oIkQ6)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at July 25, 2016 07:32 PM (tEDMc)
Her campaign logo reminds me of the sign you see on a highway that lets you know there's a hospital off the next exit
Posted by: Flawless Male logic at July 25, 2016 07:33 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: freaked at July 25, 2016 07:33 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 07:33 PM (bksJQ)
But those are blue. This is probably the sign for a mental hospital
Posted by: Bruce at July 25, 2016 07:34 PM (8ikIW)
ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF
Posted by: mrp at July 25, 2016 07:34 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Hillary - seize the day at July 25, 2016 07:34 PM (qmuP7)
Posted by: BumperStickerist at July 25, 2016 07:35 PM (u0kqM)
*wheeze*
*crazy eyes rolling around like BBs*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Quick!! One of you minions bring madams spit cup. And empty the old one.
Posted by: Bruce at July 25, 2016 07:35 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 07:35 PM (bksJQ)
Women speakers don't understand how amplification works. To be heard in a large convention center, one must scream.
Posted by: Chester A. Town at July 25, 2016 07:35 PM (TC2NS)
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 07:23 PM (qUNWi)
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That's only if you are looking at her. If you put yourself in her skin (*shudder*), it points to the left.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 25, 2016 07:35 PM (R+30W)
What would you get if you threw Hillary! into a lettuce patch?
Seizure salad.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 25, 2016 07:36 PM (UPYhp)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at July 25, 2016 07:36 PM (NuElX)
Posted by: wth at July 25, 2016 07:36 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 07:33 PM (bksJQ)
It was like swimming in hot soup today. Couldn't have been pleasant for your average lefty Trigglypuff of any possible gender.
Posted by: joncelli, whose moobs are not calm at July 25, 2016 07:36 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: dartist at July 25, 2016 07:36 PM (qmou8)
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 07:37 PM (qUNWi)
But he won't. Worthless commie bastard.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy
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I said this in the other thread:
There is a tide in the affairs of men, which taken at the flood leads on to fortune. Omitted, all the voyage of their life is bound in shallows and in miseries.
From "Julius Caesar" by Shakespeare.
Yeah, Bernie could've been a badass and whipped the crowd into a frenzy and truly taken command. He could've made history.
Now he's doomed to quote "On The Waterfront" instead:
"I could've been somebody. I could've been a contender, instead of a bum, which is what I am."
He just got his one-way ticket to Palookaville.
Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 07:37 PM (sGdoo)
Posted by: Skip
Hey Randi, knock knock...
Posted by: Ricky at July 25, 2016 07:37 PM (UPYhp)
Posted by: Bruce at July 25, 2016 07:30 PM (8ikIW)
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It's been done.
Posted by: Steve Martin at July 25, 2016 07:37 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: eleven
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One of the greatest albums of all time!
...Oh, wait.
Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 07:37 PM (sGdoo)
Maybe there's a twitter region of the brain I'm missing.
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 07:25 PM (qUNWi)
++++
Think of it like you would the lingo of first-graders playing at recess. You could probably master it if you took the effort, but why would you want to?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 25, 2016 07:38 PM (R+30W)
"I guess we'll need to go back to 1940 in the death records this time." - Hillary
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 07:38 PM (pUDQf)
Even freakin' Buffalo Bill wouldn't want any part in that
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 25, 2016 07:39 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: IC at July 25, 2016 07:39 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Michelle Obama at July 25, 2016 07:39 PM (mrsaE)
Posted by: Buzzion at July 25, 2016 07:39 PM (EjdQ/)
Posted by: @votermom at July 25, 2016 07:40 PM (7lVbc)
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Not a photoshop?
Posted by: Sane Person at July 25, 2016 07:40 PM (Ht/4p)
If no one reports it, did it happen at all? Any evidence contrary is just propaganda provided by Putin to Trump.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 25, 2016 07:41 PM (WVsWD)
Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE KILLARY at July 25, 2016 07:41 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: Buzzion at July 25, 2016 07:39 PM (EjdQ/)
Water cannons would be entertaining.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 25, 2016 07:41 PM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: Hillary - witch at July 25, 2016 07:41 PM (qmuP7)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 25, 2016 07:41 PM (T/cxb)
Posted by: wth at July 25, 2016 07:41 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: willy at July 25, 2016 07:42 PM (Ffw22)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 07:42 PM (GUBah)
If only Bernie had rented the old Ron Paul Ronulan Blimp of Campaigning, pasted "#LOCK HER UP" on the sides, and flown it over Philly ...
Posted by: Arbalest at July 25, 2016 07:42 PM (FlRtG)
They are trying to blame the Russians though for everything, of course.
Posted by: LizLem at July 25, 2016 07:42 PM (LiMbk)
Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2016 07:42 PM (WYh6/)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 07:42 PM (GUBah)
Um, hey everybody.
Posted by: CAC at July 25, 2016 07:42 PM (i4VxS)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 07:42 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: mpfs at July 25, 2016 07:42 PM (M+tdH)
Posted by: Bruce at July 25, 2016 07:25 PM (8ikIW)
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Duh
Posted by: Duh Donaldo at July 25, 2016 07:42 PM (mrsaE)
She said "I don't read Spanish, but it says 'fejoles negros.'"
I said "If I am politically incorrect, I will get kicked out of the commie Party."
I am a staircase wit. As I was leaving I thought "Pronounce it Naygros."
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 07:43 PM (4+VII)
Posted by: Hillary - witch
Planned Parenthood, Line 1!
Posted by: Huma, Hillary!'s (very) familiar at July 25, 2016 07:43 PM (UPYhp)
We are not the party that shouts people down. We're the party of respect, the party that listens to people.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 07:43 PM (g6yUI)
108 Shouldn't the H figure be holding a bag of Bernie poop?
Posted by: wth at July 25, 2016 07:41 PM (HgMAr)
I think that involves a different fetish.
Posted by: Buzzion at July 25, 2016 07:43 PM (EjdQ/)
Posted by: LizLem at July 25, 2016 07:42 PM (LiMbk)
These would be the same Russians that they'll swear up and down could in no way, shape, or form have possibly breached Hillary!'s bathroom server.
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 07:44 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 25, 2016 07:44 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Cry "Sanders!" and let slip the progs of war! at July 25, 2016 07:44 PM (H9MG5)
They've had people in the stands taking away Sander's signs and other bling for the last hour or so.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 07:44 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Country Singer
Fargin icehole!
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 25, 2016 07:44 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 07:44 PM (4+VII)
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And can we rent rather than buy?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 25, 2016 07:44 PM (Nwg0u)
We are not the party that shouts people down. We're the party of respect, the party that listens to people.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
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Except, of course, for every single right-winger who's ever tried to speak on a college campus.
Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 07:44 PM (sGdoo)
Um, hey everybody.
Posted by: CAC at July 25, 2016 07:42 PM (i4VxS)
===========================
The silence you hear is everyone at attention
Posted by: TFG's Corpseman at July 25, 2016 07:44 PM (mrsaE)
Posted by: LizLem at July 25, 2016 07:42 PM (LiMbk)
Considering the whole 'reset' button kerfluffle, this is entertaining.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 25, 2016 07:45 PM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 25, 2016 07:45 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 25, 2016 07:45 PM (6FqZa)
I explained, once again, my BP couldn't handle it (seriously).
Then he told me how his oldest hipster nephew started in on all the "idiot Republicans" and how he actually told him to SHUT UP.
Again, I 'splained to my husband, "This is why I cannot stand to be around your family."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 07:45 PM (1ZOkK)
I think either he was in on the gig from the get go, or he is singularly the most spineless, parasitic politician outside the GOPe. Or both.
Seriously, he just rolled over for Scankles and put up zero fight even though the DNC emails show their process and their organization is severely rigged? That putz has zero credibility.
Maybe secretly, he's a GOP wannabe.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 25, 2016 07:46 PM (qbnYE)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 25, 2016 07:45 PM (3ZoRf)
And that time available for Vlad after the election.
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 07:46 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 25, 2016 07:46 PM (WVsWD)
Um, hey everybody.
Posted by: CAC at July 25, 2016 07:42 PM (i4VxS)
*blinks*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 07:46 PM (1ZOkK)
We could solve this drug addiction problem over night with government money. Just call it 'assisted suicide', and let government pay for the drugs.
Posted by: Chester A. Town at July 25, 2016 07:46 PM (TC2NS)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 25, 2016 07:46 PM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 25, 2016 07:46 PM (4ng05)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 25, 2016 07:46 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 07:46 PM (sdi6R)
If you say it three times in the mirror, he appears behind you.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
****
Not Twue. I've Twied it!
Posted by: Barney Frank at July 25, 2016 07:47 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: LizLem at July 25, 2016 07:42 PM (LiMbk)
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Yeah, they've all turned into concern trolls now. I haven't heard anyone talk about what is in the emails that is upsetting the Bernie loons. The story is now all about who leaked this and whether Trump or Manafort were involved.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 07:47 PM (6IPEM)
We are not the party that shouts people down. We're the party of respect, the party that listens to people.
==========================
The party that supports international trade organizations and large banks wholeheartedly
Posted by: Bernie at July 25, 2016 07:48 PM (mrsaE)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 07:48 PM (GUBah)
Seriously, he just rolled over for Scankles and put up zero fight even though the DNC emails show their process and their organization is severely rigged? That putz has zero credibility.
Maybe secretly, he's a GOP wannabe.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
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Did you see Bernie in Seattle? He barely said two words, then BLM got up on the stage and took his microphone away. He just dwindled into the background and looked like he'd lost his lunch money for the 1,000th time.
He's a dishrag.
Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 07:48 PM (sGdoo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 07:48 PM (1ZOkK)
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My 92 year old mom hates Trump because Melania.
?!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 25, 2016 07:48 PM (Nwg0u)
How's things? And family?
Posted by: Chi's popcorn at July 25, 2016 07:48 PM (8F94N)
Priebus had great comebacks. He called the Russian meme "great spin, but the fact remains that members of the Democratic National Committee, not Russian hackers, wrote the controversial e-mails." He said that the RNC must have better security, and the kicker: "Even if we were hacked, you wouldn't see things as embarrassing and miserable as what the DNC did to Bernie Sanders." Touche.
Now I have a larger point. The "Russian meme" sounds to me a lot like the Benghazi video. It's a BS deflection gambit that shouldn't hold up to scrutiny. We can expect more e-mail dumps, so this won't go away. This recent one has already upended the Philly convention.
If MSM keeps humping this BS for Hillary, they will be made to look ridiculous, because facts you can't ignore will run away from the narrative. Not just to the over-informed like AOSHQ readers, but to LIVs, not all of whom are dumb, just misinformed by MSM. If the LIVs figure out how much they're being lied to it will have implications. "We've gotta protect our phoney baloney jobs, gentlemen!"
So do they back off? I expect the smarter, cagier Journolists will, especially if they see that Hillary is no longer inevitable.
Developing ....
When will Brian Williams interview Hillary? Can't wait for them to share experiences under fire.
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 25, 2016 07:48 PM (r1fLd)
Posted by: freaked at July 25, 2016 07:48 PM (BO/km)
If it's Hillary versus Bernie, Putin has to be hoping for Bernie. Putin wouldn't even have to bribe Bernie. He'd just play some alpha-male game and Bernie would immediately turn pale and give Putin everything
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 25, 2016 07:48 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: LizLem at July 25, 2016 07:42 PM (LiMbk)<<<
Why would we prefer Trump?
Hillary and Barry have been berry berry good to us.
Posted by: the Soviet U... uh... Russia at July 25, 2016 07:48 PM (H9MG5)
Um, hey everybody.
Posted by: CAC at July 25, 2016 07:42 PM (i4VxS)
Say, who's the dork in the plaid kilt?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 25, 2016 07:48 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 25, 2016 07:48 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Old Gregg at July 25, 2016 07:48 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 07:46 PM (GUBah)
Or when Obama chided Romney for 'using 80's foreign policy.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 25, 2016 07:49 PM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
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Yeah. I remember that in my dim past as well.
Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 07:49 PM (sGdoo)
Posted by: joncelli, whose moobs are not calm at July 25, 2016 07:49 PM (1FhAQ)
Wtf with all the sad druggie and alkie stories.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 07:49 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Sean Smith, Chris Stephens Tyrone Woods, Glen Doherty, at July 25, 2016 07:49 PM (qmuP7)
I still don't trust them.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 07:49 PM (4+VII)
though the DNC emails show their process and their organization is
severely rigged? That putz has zero credibility.
======================
"Comrade Sanders, the Party gave you everything. EVERYTHING! With the Party, you are a Senator. Without the Party YOU ARE NOTHING!"
For a guy who has spent his fair share of time on the down-and-out, that's a pretty convincing argument.
Posted by: mrp at July 25, 2016 07:49 PM (JBggj)
We are not the party that shouts people down. We're the party of respect, the party that listens to people.
==========================
We are the party that promises a dog in every pot!
Posted by: SCOAMF at July 25, 2016 07:50 PM (mrsaE)
Posted by: Bruce at July 25, 2016 07:50 PM (8ikIW)
He just doesn't get that his entire family is full of LIV's. His old mom included.
I need to look around and find a clue card to give him.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 07:50 PM (1ZOkK)
Um, hey everybody.
Posted by: CAC at July 25, 2016 07:42 PM (i4VxS)
...........
*checks watch* oh right... Monday.
Posted by: wth at July 25, 2016 07:50 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2016 07:50 PM (WYh6/)
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 07:51 PM (bksJQ)
"Madame Secretary, when you serpentine under sniper fire, do you prefer from left to right, or from right to left? I know for me, it's always left to right."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 25, 2016 07:51 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 07:51 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: joncelli, whose moobs are not calm at July 25, 2016 07:51 PM (1FhAQ)
Considering the whole 'reset' button kerfluffle, this is entertaining.
Hillary's going for the "Easy" button next time.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 25, 2016 07:52 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 07:51 PM (bksJQ)
Midwestern understatement?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 25, 2016 07:52 PM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 07:52 PM (4+VII)
Um, hey everybody.
Posted by: CAC at July 25, 2016 07:42 PM (i4VxS)
Well, well looks who came by fir a visit.
CAC, when will we get another art thread? I miss them. The rock was my favorite!
Posted by: mpfs at July 25, 2016 07:52 PM (M+tdH)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 07:52 PM (6IPEM)
?!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 25, 2016 07:48 PM (Nwg0u)
I'm still trying to help mine pronounce "Melania", which is likely hopeless...she still pronounces the name of a girl I went to high school with that lives down the street from her as "Feleesh". Her name is Elise.
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 07:52 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 25, 2016 07:53 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Chester A. Town at July 25, 2016 07:53 PM (TC2NS)
Posted by: Product of a modern edumacation at July 25, 2016 07:53 PM (4+VII)
Posted by: Country Singer
----
And my Mother-In-Law still calls me "Durwood."
Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 07:53 PM (sGdoo)
I still don't trust them.
-----------------------------------------------------------
You might have seen this on Dinesh D'Souza's twitter feed but they had to put the words to the pledge up on a scroll, because the delegates need the memory help.
Most of them haven't said the pledge since grade school, and many probably fought to get it thrown out.
Posted by: MTF at July 25, 2016 07:53 PM (mrsaE)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axuJfX3cO9Q&t=5m13s
Posted by: wasone at July 25, 2016 07:53 PM (nA3uK)
OMFG! I spit my damn scotch! You know whats really sad though is the RINOs are actually rooting for those clowns. I swear, if teh Trumpster wins every congressional committee chair should be up for grabs, Trump should summarily shit can every GOP official and press passes should be severely restricted.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 25, 2016 07:54 PM (qbnYE)
>>>I think either he was in on the gig from the get go, or he is singularly
the most spineless, parasitic politician outside the GOPe. Or both.
Seriously, he just rolled over for Scankles and put up zero fight
even though the DNC emails show their process and their organization is
severely rigged? That putz has zero credibility.
Maybe secretly, he's a GOP wannabe.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead<<<
He is a liberal man, so... pathetic. The only thing that they don't cower in fear over is a GOPe politician. The GOPe can turn them into friggin' Hercules.
Posted by: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock, Dems, GOPe at July 25, 2016 07:54 PM (H9MG5)
Relax Jane.
My mom always used to say that she cancelled out my father's vote.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 07:52 PM (4+VII)
Hmmm. Husband's lib dad is dead. That leaves: 13 libs who will be voting for the Hell Beast, even though the younger ones say they hate her.
So, my husband, son and I cancel out three of them.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 07:54 PM (1ZOkK)
Just don't say the T word. Or the C word. Or the P word, the E word, the R word of the K word.
Other than that, and the blood on the carpet, not much has changed.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 25, 2016 07:54 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 07:54 PM (bksJQ)
Posted by: Soulpatchtony at July 25, 2016 07:55 PM (m40v5)
Posted by: Fritz
Who is that? The tats on her arms look great. Like she forgot to wash her arms before she got up there.
Posted by: Bruce at July 25, 2016 07:55 PM (8ikIW)
?!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 25, 2016 07:48 PM (Nwg0u)
I'm still trying to help mine pronounce "Melania", which is likely hopeless...she still pronounces the name of a girl I went to high school with that lives down the street from her as "Feleesh". Her name is Elise.
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 07:52 PM (GUBah)
Eh. My mom called fajitas "frahigas" to the day she died. Among other manglings. I think it's just a generational thing.
Posted by: joncelli, whose moobs are not calm at July 25, 2016 07:55 PM (1FhAQ)
If he really wanted to tear down the corrupt Washington establishment and try something new, I might have even considered supporting him.
Posted by: joeclark77 at July 25, 2016 07:55 PM (qXLdz)
Um, hey everybody.
Posted by: CAC at July 25, 2016 07:42 PM (i4Vx
CAC!! *waves* Hope wife and baby are good.
Saw the new predictions of Trump winning Pennsylvania and thought of you!
Posted by: LizLem at July 25, 2016 07:56 PM (LiMbk)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 07:51 PM (1ZOkK)
..................
Argggh. !
We've got the power to turn back time...
Aaaaiee *tries to rip ears off*
Posted by: wth at July 25, 2016 07:56 PM (HgMAr)
From "Julius Caesar" by Shakespeare.
Yeah, Bernie could've been a badass and whipped the crowd into a frenzy and truly taken command. He could've made history.
Now he's doomed to quote "On The Waterfront" instead:
"I could've been somebody. I could've been a contender, instead of a bum, which is what I am."
He just got his one-way ticket to Palookaville.
-
Bernie and Cruz can drown their sorrows at the Palookaville Bar singing Those Were the Days My Friend.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 25, 2016 07:56 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: SCOAMF at July 25, 2016 07:50 PM (mrsaE)<<<
I was promising pot in every pot.
Posted by: Col.Comrade Sanders at July 25, 2016 07:56 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 25, 2016 07:56 PM (IqV8l)
I didn't know how to pronounce Cthulhu. I pronounced it cootoolootoo.
The boys thought that was hilarious, my son not so much.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 07:56 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 25, 2016 07:57 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: Garry Johnson at July 25, 2016 07:57 PM (UPYhp)
Besides, American Ninja Warrior is on.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 25, 2016 07:57 PM (wfDW1)
the most spineless, parasitic politician outside the GOPe. Or both.
Seriously, he just rolled over for Scankles and put up zero fight
even though the DNC emails show their process and their organization is
severely rigged? That putz has zero credibility.
Maybe secretly, he's a GOP wannabe.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
I think he was a plant. He was there to get people fired up for socialism, then lie down for Hillary! when the time came and transfer that energy to her.
I also think the original plan was triangulation. Have someone heavily left wing so she could run to the center believably, triumph over him easily. I think the plan got away from them and she ended up having to make much more of a fight (faux fight though it may have been) to show her defeating him. Even then, the results in California seemed odd.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 25, 2016 07:58 PM (3ZoRf)
Demi Lovato.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 07:58 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 07:53 PM (sGdoo)
Could be worse. One of my great aunts always called one of my aunt's husband as "Fuzzy Nuts". It was a reference to his outsized libido and penchant for straying from the marital bed.
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 07:58 PM (GUBah)
As Prager says those who don't fight real evil fight made up evil.
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 07:58 PM (bksJQ)
I saw Pennsylvania mentioned in a few threads and was summoned.
Posted by: CAC at July 25, 2016 07:58 PM (i4VxS)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 25, 2016 07:58 PM (p9KUJ)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 07:59 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Donald Trump at July 25, 2016 07:59 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 07:56 PM (eU/yZ) fnord (eU/yZ)
Where did you get the second T?
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 25, 2016 07:59 PM (wB8Tg)
Mooch has three forms of animal communication.
Posted by: wth at July 25, 2016 07:59 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: LizLem at July 25, 2016 07:56 PM (LiMbk)
Whose work do you think influenced that? ; )
Y'all finally have a moron on the inside.
Posted by: CAC at July 25, 2016 07:59 PM (i4VxS)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 25, 2016 08:00 PM (VdICR)
I just learned something new about Facebook:
When I leave a comment (Berniebots chant "LOCK HER UP", + link to "Hillary For Prison 2016" campaign sign) on a Minneapolis DFL Scandi's (you can easily picture the sanctimoniousness) Facebook link, ...
... the comment will be gone in less than 10 minutes.
I had really expected 15 minutes.
Posted by: Arbalest at July 25, 2016 08:00 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: mrp at July 25, 2016 08:00 PM (JBggj)
My friends husband calls his SIL dingleberry.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 08:00 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: Chester A. Town at July 25, 2016 08:00 PM (TC2NS)
Posted by: freaked at July 25, 2016 08:00 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Product of a modern edumacation at July 25, 2016 08:00 PM (4+VII)
I saw Pennsylvania mentioned in a few threads and was summoned.
Posted by: CAC at July 25, 2016 07:58 PM (i4VxS)
Blocks are good. Get him some of those construx (do they still make them?) when he is old enough. I loved those. Good for a kid trying to figure things out.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 25, 2016 08:00 PM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
Golfclap.
I laughed so hard I almost wet my pants.
Posted by: mpfs at July 25, 2016 08:01 PM (M+tdH)
C'mon SMOD, you know what you need to do.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 08:01 PM (/tuJf)
hoping for Bernie. Putin wouldn't even have to bribe Bernie. He'd just
play some alpha-male game and Bernie would immediately turn pale and
give Putin everything
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 25, 2016 07:48 PM (6FqZa)
Is there anything Putin would want that Bernie wouldn't also want (or Putin)? After all, Bernie and Mrs. Bernie honeymooned in the Soviet Union.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 25, 2016 08:01 PM (5f5bM)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 25, 2016 08:01 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: CaliGirl
She nailed the triple lutz but botched the demi lavato. That's going to cost her points.
Posted by: Scott Hamilton at July 25, 2016 08:01 PM (UPYhp)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 25, 2016 08:01 PM (MNgU2)
Aaaaiee *tries to rip ears off*<<<
It's like Jack Black is cranking out jingoes for crack cocaine and leftover pizza crust.
Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2016 08:01 PM (WYh6/)
I've got nothing. I had never heard it pronounced. I have no idea. The kids were cracking up.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 08:01 PM (eU/yZ)
No more glamorous vacays on our dime. FLOTUS, her entitled mother, and the princesses.
The Trumps own vacation properties, and will never ask us to pay for their lavish jaunts, or their children's or grandchildrens.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 08:02 PM (1ZOkK)
... the comment will be gone in less than 10 minutes.
I had really expected 15 minutes.
Posted by: Arbalest at July 25, 2016 08:00 PM (FlRtG)
Their goddess will not be mocked. And besides, did you expect them to be evenhanded?
Posted by: joncelli, whose moobs are not calm at July 25, 2016 08:02 PM (1FhAQ)
You're right about Wilkes-Barre. I've never seen so many Trump signs. People here are voting for him even if they won't admit it.
Posted by: mpfs at July 25, 2016 08:02 PM (M+tdH)
Posted by: MSM at July 25, 2016 08:02 PM (wfDW1)
Long ago, WWF was going to do a "show" here, and the Tacoma leaders told them that rigged events were illegal within city limits.
They were forced to put a notice on their posters and tickets "This is an exhibition sport and not an actual competition."
Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 08:02 PM (sGdoo)
Posted by: Chester A. Town at July 25, 2016 08:03 PM (TC2NS)
Posted by: Scott Hamilton
She should have gone with a Full Lovato. Even if you miss it, the points are more
Posted by: Bruce at July 25, 2016 08:03 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Product of a modern edumacation at July 25, 2016 08:00 PM (4+VII)
I don't condone cheating, but I understand it when a guy's wife treats him like shit and is in all likelihood frigid. Still wrong, but understandable.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 08:03 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: mrp at July 25, 2016 08:03 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 08:03 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 08:04 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: mrp at July 25, 2016 08:04 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 08:04 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 08:03 PM (6IPEM)
Wasn't that kind of the reason he was doing it?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 25, 2016 08:04 PM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2016 08:05 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:05 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 25, 2016 08:05 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: Blue Oyster Cult at July 25, 2016 08:05 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:06 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 25, 2016 08:06 PM (sqHNm)
ridiculed, with only the exception that she really wanted to be a nun
and hates sex.
Posted by: Product of a modern edumacation at July 25, 2016 08:00 PM (4+VII)
She indeed may have felt that way after the fifth kid. It wasn't her though, he was just an incorrigible horndog.
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 08:07 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 25, 2016 08:07 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at July 25, 2016 08:07 PM (tEDMc)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 25, 2016 08:07 PM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 08:07 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 25, 2016 08:07 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 08:07 PM (9ym/8)
Demi Lovato,
Dummy. Dummy.
Posted by: Blue Oyster Cult at July 25, 2016 08:05 PM (H9MG5)
Plagiarism!
Posted by: Styx at July 25, 2016 08:07 PM (7qAYi)
Oh wait... they still work for SCOAMF.
Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 25, 2016 08:08 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 25, 2016 08:08 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!
----
It's basically Klingon history.
Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 08:08 PM (sGdoo)
Crap. Was hoping he would get it done. Sweden is now almost populated completely by diversity hires.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 25, 2016 08:08 PM (WVsWD)
Yeah after I saw one of those Bon Jovi commercials for the 5,000th time it started to piss me off.
Posted by: Reggie1971 at July 25, 2016 08:08 PM (9bXUn)
Of course they have her sing her SM bondage empowerment song. Implies that Hillary is going to be our dom? She needs better AtC footwear then if she wants to take on that role.
Posted by: LizLem at July 25, 2016 08:08 PM (LiMbk)
Posted by: mpfs at July 25, 2016 08:08 PM (M+tdH)
That's the way the boys taught me.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 08:08 PM (eU/yZ)
Holy crap! Check out the picture of DWS on Drudge.
---
Look at the eyes.
So, she's having seizures/ vague unexplained brain incidents as well?
Was she in the plane with Killery when it crashed in Iran and messed up her brain?
/oh, no wait, that didn't happen, Hillary hit her head on a doorknob, yeah, that's what's making her wear coke bottle glasses...
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at July 25, 2016 08:08 PM (tvyXw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 07:51 PM (1ZOkK)
So you wish you had the power to turn back time: To stop my commercials from coming down the line.
Posted by: Bon Jovi at July 25, 2016 08:09 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 25, 2016 08:09 PM (MNgU2)
You're right about Wilkes-Barre. I've never seen so many Trump signs. People here are voting for him even if they won't admit it.
Posted by: mpfs at July 25, 2016 08:02 PM (M+tdH)
It's been a long time coming. I almost don't believe it is really happening.
Posted by: CAC at July 25, 2016 08:09 PM (i4VxS)
Posted by: bananaDream at July 25, 2016 08:09 PM (Ag8Mw)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 08:09 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 08:10 PM (qUNWi)
Demi Lovato,
Dummy. Dummy.
Posted by: Blue Oyster Cult at July 25, 2016 08:05 PM (H9MG5)
Plagiarism!
Posted by: Styx at July 25, 2016 08:07 PM (7qAYi)<<<
Oh shit. I don't know what the hell I was thinking. I shall go sing 4 Don't Fear the Reapers and 3 Renegades as penance.
Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 25, 2016 08:10 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 08:10 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 25, 2016 08:10 PM (yNyJy)
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at July 25, 2016 08:10 PM (kgV3t)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 25, 2016 08:06 PM (sqHNm)
Maybe they should wear a jockstrap.
Posted by: joncelli, whose moobs are not calm at July 25, 2016 08:11 PM (1FhAQ)
When that show was "on" it was gut hernia funny.
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 08:10 PM (qUNWi)
They blew SNL away.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 08:11 PM (0mRoj)
Am I the only one sick to death of the Bon Jovi commercials? DIAF.
--
I had no idea it was Bon Jovi until someone told me. I thought it was some guy pretending to be Bon Jovi.
Hes' aged.
Also, the only reasonable response when that commercial comes on is to him mute immediately.
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at July 25, 2016 08:11 PM (tvyXw)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 08:01 PM (eU/yZ) fnord (eU/yZ)
Well, it's a matter for some debate. Some people just shorten it to Thooloo.
A lot of people pronounce the C at the beginning. That's kind of "official" because some other authors and game companies did it that way.
Lovecraft said it couldn't be pronounced by humans, but as close as you could get was "Khlûl'-hloo". Like with your tongue on the roof of your mouth the whole time.
I think he also said it a couple of other ways as well.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 25, 2016 08:11 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 08:11 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 25, 2016 08:12 PM (H9MG5)
________
It's the nexus of the crisis and the origin of storms.
Posted by: FireHorse at July 25, 2016 08:12 PM (ZihpT)
I had really expected 15 minutes.
Some things they're actually good at.
Posted by: t-bird at July 25, 2016 08:12 PM (mxCgt)
Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 25, 2016 08:10 PM (H9MG5)
Just be glad you're not visiting the Blue Oyster bar for penance.
Posted by: Styx at July 25, 2016 08:12 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2016 08:12 PM (WYh6/)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 08:09 PM (/tuJf)
I already know how to mow a lawn.
Besides, why would anyone dream of moving to this racist, sexist, homophobic, paternalistic, imperialistic country? Oh yeah, because we've still got toilet paper. I forgot.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:12 PM (SRKgf)
When that show was "on" it was gut hernia funny.
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 08:10 PM (qUNWi)
They blew SNL away.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 08:11 PM (0mRoj)
Lowered Expectations.
And "He look-a like a man."
I also loved the Terminator trailer where he's sent back in time to protect Jesus. "Stop killing Judas!"
Posted by: Bon Jovi at July 25, 2016 08:13 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: freaked at July 25, 2016 08:13 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: buzzion at July 25, 2016 08:13 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: CAC at July 25, 2016 08:09 PM (i4VxS) fnord (i4VxS)
I fully expect that, instead of waking normally some morning, I will be pulled out of a liquid suspension tank and awaken to an apology that "that simulation kind of got out of hand."
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 25, 2016 08:13 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Jay Guevara
And womens that like to show off their naught bits
Posted by: Bruce at July 25, 2016 08:14 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Styx at July 25, 2016 08:12 PM (7qAYi)
A Police Academy reference. Nice!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 25, 2016 08:14 PM (3ZoRf)
http://tinyurl.com/z8hez53
Am so enjoying this! More fun than a barrel of monkeys, too! ( of course, deep down inside, I know the inevitability of something seriously bad happening at this D&C, but until it does, I'm grinning. and yes, D&C was NOT a typo.)
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at July 25, 2016 08:14 PM (oQQwD)
Posted by: dartist at July 25, 2016 08:14 PM (qmou8)
though the DNC emails show their process and their organization is
severely rigged? That putz has zero credibility.
I always laughed hard as Senator Sanders listed himself as 'Independent', then voted with the Democrats every damn time.
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 25, 2016 08:14 PM (QuXrb)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 08:14 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:14 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:15 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: eleven
________
But what does it matter now?
Posted by: The Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man at July 25, 2016 08:15 PM (ZihpT)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 08:15 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: CAC at July 25, 2016 08:09 PM (i4VxS) fnord (i4VxS)
I fully expect that, instead of waking normally some morning, I will be pulled out of a liquid suspension tank and awaken to an apology that "that simulation kind of got out of hand."
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 25, 2016 08:13 PM (wB8Tg)
What kind of lame-ass simulation doesn't have Japanese nymphomaniacs with improbably large tits? I want my money back.
Posted by: joncelli, whose moobs are not calm at July 25, 2016 08:15 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: freaked at July 25, 2016 08:15 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 08:14 PM (9ym/
<<<Loudmouth and overall anti-American asshole, Luis Gutierrrrrrrrrez.
Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 25, 2016 08:16 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: mpfs at July 25, 2016 08:16 PM (M+tdH)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:16 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 08:16 PM (6IPEM)
To be fair, the 'I' stands for 'In Depends'.
Posted by: Uncle Bern at July 25, 2016 08:16 PM (mxCgt)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 25, 2016 08:16 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: E.T. at July 25, 2016 08:17 PM (c+7Ko)
Posted by: Reggie1971 at July 25, 2016 08:17 PM (9bXUn)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 25, 2016 08:17 PM (6Ll1u)
Boy, was I let down when said "step."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:17 PM (SRKgf)
One episode of the Lillian Verner Game Show seriously almost killed me.
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 08:17 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: joncelli, whose moobs are not calm at July 25, 2016 08:15 PM (1FhAQ) fnord (1FhAQ)
Dude, people spend millions of hours a year playing simulations of zombie apocalypses.
People are cray cray.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 25, 2016 08:17 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Bruce at July 25, 2016 08:17 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 25, 2016 08:17 PM (yNyJy)
Posted by: OregonMuse
________
Could it be that he thought about every vote, on his own and independently, and then decided that the Democrats were right each time?
Or maybe he just didn't want to get Liebermaned.
Posted by: The Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man at July 25, 2016 08:17 PM (ZihpT)
Will the convention crowd boo Michele when she has to mention Hillary?
The coverage may have to be turned off completely.
Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 08:18 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: freaked at July 25, 2016 08:18 PM (BO/km)
It has been said that Jews are the canary in the coal mine of civilization. Where they are left alone is freedom, and where they are prosecuted the system is in decline. I suppose gays would make a good substitute in that regard.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 25, 2016 08:18 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: Bruce at July 25, 2016 08:03 PM (8ikIW)
Never go Full Lovato.
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 25, 2016 08:18 PM (QuXrb)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:18 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 25, 2016 08:17 PM (6Ll1u)
Fridays was where many of the Seinfeld regulars got their start.
Posted by: Styx at July 25, 2016 08:18 PM (7qAYi)
When I said that out loud my son was embarrassed. I had no idea how to even attempt it. It's not a word my girlfriends use. At all, they wouldn't know what I was talking about.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 08:19 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 25, 2016 08:19 PM (AroJD)
I fully expect that, instead of waking normally some morning, I will be pulled out of a liquid suspension tank and awaken to an apology that "that simulation kind of got out of hand."
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 25, 2016 08:13 PM (wB8Tg)
LOL.
Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 08:19 PM (sdi6R)
It. Is. Epic.
How does he get them? The Great Democrat Media never seems able to capture them.
Posted by: t-bird at July 25, 2016 08:19 PM (mxCgt)
Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2016 08:19 PM (WYh6/)
Posted by: Jay Guevara
----
Why is it that Democrats find it totally impossible and inhumane to deport 11 million people...
...but aborting six times that many doesn't even make them blink?
Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 08:19 PM (sGdoo)
Posted by: joncelli, whose moobs are not calm at July 25, 2016 08:15 PM (1FhAQ) fnord (1FhAQ)
Dude, people spend millions of hours a year playing simulations of zombie apocalypses.
People are cray cray.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 25, 2016 08:17 PM (wB8Tg)
Counterpoint: You get to shoot the assholes.
Posted by: buzzion at July 25, 2016 08:19 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 08:20 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 08:20 PM (bksJQ)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 08:19 PM (eU/yZ) fnord (eU/yZ)
Meh, children *wake up* embarrassed by their parents. It's kind of a default position.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 25, 2016 08:20 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 25, 2016 08:17 PM (6Ll1u)
Yeah, it was such a blatant ripoff of SNL. It was where whatsisface Kramer from Seinfeld's got his start, wasn't it?
It only lasted, what, 3 episodes.
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 25, 2016 08:20 PM (QuXrb)
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 08:21 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: E.T. at July 25, 2016 08:21 PM (c+7Ko)
Posted by: Susanamantha at July 25, 2016 08:21 PM (yL5ls)
Yeah he was. Firmly in the George Will, Grin Beck camp.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 08:21 PM (9ym/8)
234 Posted by: joncelli
Their goddess will not be mocked. And besides, did you expect them to be evenhanded?
b ... b ... but, 167 Sally Kohn @sallykohn !!!!1!
Interestingly, I just checked FB, and the entire post is gone. I received it via a share, so I can't tell if the share was retracted, or the entire post was deleted.
Posted by: Arbalest at July 25, 2016 08:21 PM (FlRtG)
If she were only a conservative it would be on the cover of every magazine and newspaper.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 08:21 PM (eU/yZ)
I can tell you from the ground here in Luzerne County that it really is happening.
We are coal, we are hard working and we are FED UP!
Posted by: mpfs at July 25, 2016 08:22 PM (M+tdH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 25, 2016 08:22 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: buzzion at July 25, 2016 08:19 PM (z/Ubi)<<<
Leave it to a ghost to feel superior to zombies. Guess some undead are more equal than others.
Posted by: a nosferatu at July 25, 2016 08:22 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 25, 2016 08:22 PM (yNyJy)
"Hillary will never allow you...." drink the whole bottle
"Black lives matter" .... a shot
"As a young black woman, I grew up feeling racism"....two shots
"Barack grew up afraid of going to a convenience store".... half the bottle
"I hope our daughters will never feel the sting of racism"...drink another bottle
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 08:22 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: the littl shyning man at July 25, 2016 08:22 PM (U6f54)
Per my personal rule, I own that name for the duration of the thread.
Always.
Posted by: The Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man at July 25, 2016 08:22 PM (ZihpT)
Posted by: Hillary - witch at July 25, 2016 07:41 PM (qmuP7)
It's been tried. It didn't work.
Posted by: redbanzai at July 25, 2016 08:22 PM (zE5x1)
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 08:21 PM (O2RFr) fnord (O2RFr)
Pfff, no.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 25, 2016 08:22 PM (wB8Tg)
"Don't you hate it when they make you clap your hands?
Don't you hate it when they make you clap your hands?
{Everybody!!!}
Don't you hate it when they make you sing alooooong?
Don't you hate it when they come out in the crowd?
Don't you hate it when they come out
Don't you hate it when they come out
Don't you hate it when they come out in the crowd?"
Don't you hate it when they come out in the crowd?
Don't you hate it when they make you sing alooooong?
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 08:23 PM (qUNWi)
His friends always like me.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 08:23 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 08:23 PM (9ym/8)
It. Is. Epic.
----------
I couldn't stop chuckling at it
Posted by: willy at July 25, 2016 08:24 PM (Ffw22)
Is she speaking tonight?
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 08:24 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 08:24 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 25, 2016 08:24 PM (MNgU2)
Ha!
Is she telling us what it means to be an American, and what our values are?
After Obama has told me so many times who we aren't I need some tips or notes on that...
Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 08:25 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 08:25 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 08:21 PM (O2RFr)
Not me donna. I plan to eat dinner soon & not have nightmares later tonight.
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 25, 2016 08:25 PM (yNyJy)
It. Is. Epic.
----
Meanwhile, DWS is going, "How the hell did they get a hold of my passport photo?!!!"
Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 08:25 PM (sGdoo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 08:22 PM (1ZOkK) fnord (1ZOkK)
It was so humiliating when the servants were sick and *he* had to do last-minute shopping!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 25, 2016 08:25 PM (wB8Tg)
On the other hand they they have a very attractive reporterette doing coverage from the floor so I think I will keep it on.
Posted by: Ripley at July 25, 2016 08:25 PM (0vsws)
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 08:25 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 25, 2016 08:26 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 08:26 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: freaked at July 25, 2016 08:26 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 08:22 PM (1ZOkK)
Is she speaking tonight?
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 08:24 PM (eU/yZ)
The Mooch? Yes, at 10:00.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 08:26 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 25, 2016 08:26 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 08:23 PM (eU/yZ) fnord (eU/yZ)
Bow chicka bow... umm, sorry.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 25, 2016 08:27 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 25, 2016 08:27 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 08:27 PM (O2RFr)
This old MadTv skit never gets old:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS4v_kj9rw4
Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 08:27 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 08:28 PM (bksJQ)
---
If you haven't seen the original Two Headed Shark Attack, you're going to be lost by the plot.
Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 25, 2016 08:28 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 08:28 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: cm9000 at July 25, 2016 08:28 PM (Y/5qL)
Posted by: DWS at July 25, 2016 08:28 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 08:21 PM (O2RFr)<<<
So far it's been like the X-files. Each new speaker is a random freak of the week.
Posted by: Fox Mulder at July 25, 2016 08:28 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 25, 2016 08:26 PM (6FqZa)
"Pfft!"
- - E Pleb Neesta
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:28 PM (27m1/)
This Jessie Lispon hipster dbag blames GOP for people boycotting his state and not the A-holes boycotting the state. Good job dude!
Posted by: LizLem at July 25, 2016 08:29 PM (LiMbk)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at July 25, 2016 08:29 PM (tEDMc)
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 08:29 PM (bksJQ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:29 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at July 25, 2016 08:30 PM (P5esK)
"Hillary will never allow you...." drink the whole bottle
"Black lives matter" .... a shot
"As a young black woman, I grew up feeling racism"....two shots
"Barack grew up afraid of going to a convenience store".... half the bottle
"I hope our daughters will never feel the sting of racism"...drink another bottle
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 08:22 PM (1ZOkK)
"Social justice."
I'll alert the detox unit to stand by.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:30 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 08:30 PM (bksJQ)
Sorry, Merovign.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 25, 2016 08:30 PM (6FqZa)
Thanks, I had to turn off the dvr box. The fan is running, I think it's ready to break. I'll let it rest for a bit.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 08:30 PM (eU/yZ)
complaining about the templars, the "Illuminati", and the jewish cabal
being responsible for everything going bad in their lives
Posted by: runner at July 25, 2016 08:31 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Fox Mulder at July 25, 2016 08:28 PM (H9MG5)
Do you get the feeling that they recruited all these speakers from the bar scene in the original Star Wars?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:31 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 08:21 PM (O2RFr)
So far it's been like the X-files. Each new speaker is a random freak of the week.
Posted by: Fox Mulder at July 25, 2016 08:28 PM (H9MG5)
With an evil conspiracy behind it all.
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 08:31 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:32 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 25, 2016 08:30 PM (6FqZa) fnord (6FqZa)
If it wasn't for reposts, we wouldn't have any more comments than HotAir.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 25, 2016 08:32 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 25, 2016 07:57 PM (qul7b)
Cruz has never been a Democrat. Trump on the other hand...
Posted by: redbanzai at July 25, 2016 08:32 PM (zE5x1)
Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 08:32 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: oldgeezer at July 25, 2016 08:32 PM (4pPcl)
My first thought was of Saddam fondling and stroking his little hostage-boy. I can't imagine why I thought of that.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 25, 2016 08:32 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:32 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2016 08:32 PM (WYh6/)
(But know what it is)
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 08:32 PM (bksJQ)
He stole that one. Actually Weird Al knew it early on and just let him have the show - he said in the commentary that if you put the camera in front of Richards, he'd do something crazy.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 25, 2016 08:32 PM (6FqZa)
Literally, millions.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 08:33 PM (1ZOkK)
"Cthulhu" isn't supposed to be pronuncible by non-eldritch tongues. It is a Name Not To Be Spoken
That is a worship word. Yang worship. You will not speak it.
Posted by: Cloud William at July 25, 2016 08:33 PM (IqV8l)
My first thought was of Saddam fondling and stroking his little hostage-boy. I can't imagine why I thought of that.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 25, 2016 08:32 PM (97XyN)
"Great minds think alike."
- - Harry Reid
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:33 PM (27m1/)
I remember the show but not the sketches. I do remember the Canadian guys.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 08:33 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:31 PM (SRKgf)<<<
Nah. A lot of them were at least kinda cute and lovable. These nasties are all angry, snarling, vicious, unintelligent creatures with no discernible redeeming qualities.
Posted by: Fox Mulder at July 25, 2016 08:33 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 25, 2016 08:33 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 08:33 PM (bksJQ)
Posted by: Draki at July 25, 2016 08:33 PM (QLU+j)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:34 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: oldgeezer at July 25, 2016 08:32 PM (4pPcl)
Desperate times, desperate measures.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:34 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at July 25, 2016 08:34 PM (tEDMc)
He stole that one. Actually Weird Al knew it early on and just let him have the show - he said in the commentary that if you put the camera in front of Richards, he'd do something crazy.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 25, 2016 08:32 PM (6FqZa)
He literally stood on his head when he auditioned for the role of Kramer.
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 08:34 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:34 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 08:35 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 08:35 PM (4+VII)
Second City was so much better than Saturday night live
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 08:30 PM (bksJQ)
Second City had some moments and was a farm team for SNL. But to say it was better? Not ready to go there.
Posted by: cm9000 at July 25, 2016 08:35 PM (Y/5qL)
In my defense, she clearly knows how to iron a man's shirt.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 25, 2016 08:35 PM (EUMr7)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 08:35 PM (GUBah)
The tent was made in Venezuela.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:35 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 08:36 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 08:36 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: D. W. Schlitz at July 25, 2016 08:36 PM (gNrgn)
>>>She is from Nevada but talking like she is from Georgia
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 08:33 PM (bksJQ)<<<
We identify with whatever accent we wish.
Posted by: pandering Dem politicians everywhere at July 25, 2016 08:36 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Ian S. at July 25, 2016 08:36 PM (zjvRa)
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 08:36 PM (bksJQ)
The things you miss when you cut the cable.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:36 PM (27m1/)
And that dude Maddow nodding his head is distracting.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 08:36 PM (/tuJf)
Also, there are 287 pages of remote controls available on Amazon.
Fuckit. I'm calling the cable company to replace the downstairs remote that has buttons wearing out.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at July 25, 2016 08:36 PM (vyqqu)
Sy Snootles/Rancor '16
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:34 PM (27m1/)
Yarna d'al' Gargan for Sec State
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 08:36 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 08:37 PM (6IPEM)
And where, apparently, both will end, if the Dems have their way.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:37 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 08:37 PM (bksJQ)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at July 25, 2016 08:37 PM (tEDMc)
Barack hated the stigma of having to score some weed because he had to talk to the other black kid on Oahu.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 08:35 PM (4+VII)
LOL!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 08:37 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 08:37 PM (6IPEM)
That was truly cringeworthy.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:37 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: redbanzai at July 25, 2016 08:32 PM (zE5x1)
Well, JFK would be a foaming at the mouth, right-wing maniac, compared to these commie scumbags.
Posted by: Mr Creosote at July 25, 2016 08:37 PM (cmE8J)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:37 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: Ian S. at July 25, 2016 08:36 PM (zjvRa)
Over/under on cannibalism by Thursday night?
Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 08:37 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 25, 2016 08:38 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: the littl shyning man
****
(Googles them)
Arrrrg! KILL IT!!1 KILL IT!!!!!1 (shoots computer monitor)
Posted by: Barney Frank at July 25, 2016 08:38 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Sane Person at July 25, 2016 08:38 PM (Ht/4p)
This DNC couldn't be going more perfectly.
This has just been a very good day.
Best Monday ever.
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 08:38 PM (qUNWi)
---------------
Karma.
Posted by: willy at July 25, 2016 08:38 PM (Ffw22)
It is something watching the genuine conspiracy kooks trying to decide whether to shit or go blind.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 25, 2016 08:38 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Javems at July 25, 2016 08:38 PM (yOqwj)
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 08:38 PM (bksJQ)
Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 08:37 PM (sdi6R)<<<
**squirt**
Posted by: Shemp Smith at July 25, 2016 08:38 PM (H9MG5)
It was clearing but heard thunder and it's raining again.
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 08:37 PM (bksJQ)
Perhaps G-d is trying to send a message.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 08:38 PM (1ZOkK)
For the Halftime Show Madcow and Krowin will perform an interpretive dance, 'Fistin to the Oldies.'
Posted by: DWS at July 25, 2016 08:38 PM (qul7b)
Reports on Twitter that the "media tent" flooded in the thunderstorms and shorted out all the MFM's junk.
They need to wear rubber underwear.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 25, 2016 08:38 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 25, 2016 08:38 PM (yNyJy)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:35 PM (27m1/)
You don't suppose ... nah ... they're not THAT desperate for toilet paper.
Are they?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:39 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 25, 2016 08:39 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:39 PM (27m1/)
http://tinyurl.com/z8f3ygm
Not looking to refight the Cruz/Trump wars. I was just very startled by this assertion.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 08:39 PM (kXoT0)
I love a challenge.
And a well starched oxford.
She's strangely hot.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 25, 2016 08:40 PM (EUMr7)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 08:36 PM (eU/yZ)
Seems to me your mother has sound judgement and is rather sensible.
Posted by: cm9000 at July 25, 2016 08:40 PM (Y/5qL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 08:38 PM (1ZOkK)<<<
I'm saving up the lightning bolts for the night Cankles is speaking. I fear I may run out.
Posted by: the Big Guy Upstairs at July 25, 2016 08:40 PM (H9MG5)
I've done my job well then.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 08:40 PM (eU/yZ)
Los tiempos desesperados requieren medidas desesperadas
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:40 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 25, 2016 08:40 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 08:41 PM (4+VII)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo"
What are you talking about? Young Obama was organizing and leading civil right marches when he was growing up in Hawaii. And Indonesia.
I know this because that is what they are teaching my kids in public schools.
Posted by: Ripley at July 25, 2016 08:41 PM (0vsws)
Nice postmodern Elvis twist.
::nods::
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 08:41 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 25, 2016 08:40 PM (EUMr7)
I have to admit you have a point. I also find attraction with women others would pass over.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:41 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:39 PM (27m1/) a
That's why I always wear swim trunks.
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 25, 2016 08:42 PM (cmE8J)
She told me she voted for JFK because all the cool kids were doing it. I told her she was the sixties version of an Obamabot.
She didn't like that. She's a definite conservative. I think she was a LIV then.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 08:42 PM (eU/yZ)
-------
proof that God exists?
Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 08:42 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 25, 2016 08:40 PM (6Ll1u)
Take off, eh!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 08:42 PM (0mRoj)
I still don't trust them.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 07:49 PM (4+VII)
Satan quotes Scripture too.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 25, 2016 08:43 PM (/KbE7)
Yeah, I would like to show Amy Walter the other side of life.
I was just gonna nail her.
But if you can get her to vote Trump, Ill give up my place in line
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 25, 2016 08:43 PM (EUMr7)
Well PMSNBC wanted somebody slow enough to match Hill's stumbling gait.
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 25, 2016 08:43 PM (yNyJy)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:41 PM (27m1/)
****
I hear ya. I find women sexy, not necessarily hot, that cause others to blink.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 25, 2016 08:43 PM (KcI5m)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 08:43 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 08:43 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 08:43 PM (4+VII)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:44 PM (27m1/)
Also, there are 287 pages of remote controls available on Amazon.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy
I like this one :
http://tinyurl.com/zt7zdwu
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 25, 2016 08:44 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 08:44 PM (bksJQ)
I still don't trust them.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 07:49 PM (4+VII)
They obviously realized the PR disaster that booing God was, and put the word out to the Party faithful: boo this time, and your ass will end up in Kolyma.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:44 PM (SRKgf)
I didn't actually go to the link, but dude I can cite some lyrics:
That little faggot, he's a millionaire.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 25, 2016 08:44 PM (gyKtp)
I only speak Spanglish a little. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
My palabra of the day was carrilla (sp?). Bully.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 08:44 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 25, 2016 08:44 PM (hVdx9)
It's not even in question.
These are the people who freak out like 60's Beatles superfans when she does "the dougie" on the Ellen show. Hell, she could burp and fart her remarks and it would be called brilliant and articulate.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 08:44 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Mr Creosote at July 25, 2016 08:37 PM (cmE8J)
Probably true:-P
Posted by: redbanzai at July 25, 2016 08:44 PM (zE5x1)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 08:45 PM (4+VII)
Oh well I guess we wont get to see those protestors. Too bad.
Posted by: freaked at July 25, 2016 08:45 PM (BO/km)
** ^^ I want some of what they are smoking. ^^ **
Disclaimer: I have never tried weed, but, if it's that good, then maybe I need to do so.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 08:45 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 08:39 PM (kXoT0) fnord (kXoT0)
I don't see anything there but assertions without quotes, AAAaaand too late, this thread will go to shit now. bye.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 25, 2016 08:45 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 25, 2016 08:43 PM (KcI5m)
I'll take it a step further. I've had incredible sex with women who most would consider average looking, and sex with the hottest bodies you could imagine that was like sticking your schvantz in a package of liver straight from the refrigerator.
Looks and ability don't necessarily go hand in hand.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:45 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: Hillary's Ben-Wa Balls at July 25, 2016 08:45 PM (syn4Y)
Desperate times call for desperate measures should have had a question mark. My husband isn't here to translate for me.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 08:46 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 25, 2016 08:40 PM (6Ll1u)<<<
I would never do such a thing. I have no idea what you're talking aboot.
Posted by: guy who enjoys eating maple syrup coverd pancakes while watching hockey at July 25, 2016 08:46 PM (H9MG5)
Amy Walters is cute. The hair is cute. The face is cute. The body is young, pert, and cute.
I'd macro-agress it.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 25, 2016 08:46 PM (EUMr7)
Gah. No wonder I'm dealing with mega-high BP.
I love him, but he's been indoctrinated since infancy. He drives our son nuts.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 08:46 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:41 PM (27m1/)
****
I hear ya. I find women sexy, not necessarily hot, that cause others to blink.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty
****
Woohoo. I'm gettin' laid tonight!
Posted by: Trigglypuff at July 25, 2016 08:46 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 25, 2016 08:46 PM (zv81W)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 25, 2016 08:46 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 08:46 PM (eSQgj)
481
Any announcements about avoiding bad acid or the first aid tent with Dr. Morris Sha-PIE-ro?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
It's the brown acid, man!
http://www.hark.com/clips/ygmhswwswk-brown-acid-warning
"To get back to the warning that I received. You may take it with however many grains of salt that you wish. That the brown acid that is circulating around us isn't too good. It is suggested that you stay away from that. Of course it's your own trip. So be my guest, but please be advised that there is a warning on that one, ok?"
Posted by: zombie at July 25, 2016 08:47 PM (jBuUi)
Amy Walters is cute. The hair is cute. The face is cute. The body is young, pert, and cute.
I'd macro-agress it.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 25, 2016 08:46 PM (EUMr7)
She's much more appealing than Rocky Maddoff.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:47 PM (27m1/)
Mooch is scary
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 08:46 PM (eSQgj)
And that's putting it mildly. She's a beast.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 08:48 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: zombie at July 25, 2016 08:48 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:31 PM (SRKgf)
Could be. I've never seen a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 25, 2016 08:48 PM (QuXrb)
Posted by: Mr Creosote at July 25, 2016 08:37 PM (cmE8J)
Probably true:-P
Posted by: redbanzai at July 25, 2016 08:44 PM (zE5x1)
No two ways about it. I once sandbagged a liberal in an online debate with a series of "Rush Limbaugh" quotes, that he characterized as "typical of a right-wing nut job."
I then informed him that they were JFK quotes, and provided him with the links.
His response? "You tricked me!"
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:48 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Fox Mulder at July 25, 2016 08:28 PM (H9MG5)
I turned on the DNC in time to see some lesbian standing at the podium squawking about something. She was in full militant lesbian regalia, butch haircut with streaks of gray, etc. I stared for a few minutes wondering which letter of the alphabet soup LGBTQ crazy it was and finally settled on either a lesbian or a transgender male to female who wants to look like a male. I then turned it off and went to American Pickers.
The RNC had lesbians, gays, etc. all of who were mentally normal, productive and for whom being lesbian or gay was secondary to being an individual and even less important than being an American. Being homosexual was not their sole reason for living. I had zero issue and was cheering for them by the end of their speeches.
The DNC is just a conga line of freaks. Mentally ill people who are using whatever "uniqueness' they think they possess to foster a victim status and demand everyone acquiesce to their needs and list of made up abuses.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 25, 2016 08:48 PM (Zz6ul)
Woohoo. I'm gettin' laid tonight!
Posted by: Trigglypuff at July 25, 2016 08:46 PM (hVdx9)
Not with Caitlyn's disembodied schvantz and Michael S'Moores pushing.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:48 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 08:48 PM (qUNWi)
Oh, Jane, that must be terrible. I flipped mine entirely, and I put up with some silliness early, but at this age, I might lose my mind.
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 08:48 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 25, 2016 08:49 PM (IqV8l)
It's a biological urge.
But wait. Not it's not. It's a social construct!
(I am pretty sure it's a biological urge to merge)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 08:49 PM (4+VII)
looking, and sex with the hottest bodies you could imagine that was like
sticking your schvantz in a package of liver straight from the
refrigerator.
Just because it needed to be repeated.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 25, 2016 08:49 PM (EUMr7)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 25, 2016 08:49 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 25, 2016 08:49 PM (iqX2J)
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 25, 2016 08:48 PM (QuXrb)
And social if not biological degeneracy.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:49 PM (SRKgf)
What happened to that cute reporter-ette that was on when I turned on PBS? I think it was a trick.
Posted by: Ripley at July 25, 2016 08:50 PM (0vsws)
Oh, Jane, that must be terrible. I flipped mine
entirely, and I put up with some silliness early, but at this age, I
might lose my mind.
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 08:48 PM (eSQgj)
It is. And after 30 years, I'm still trying to stay sane with the idiots.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 08:50 PM (1ZOkK)
Next, Hillary will be claiming to be heir to the John Birch-ers.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at July 25, 2016 08:50 PM (e8kgV)
That little faggot, he's a millionaire.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 25, 2016 08:44 PM (gyKtp)
Those lyrics have been banned in Canada, I'll have you know.
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 25, 2016 08:50 PM (QuXrb)
Posted by: Jen the original at July 25, 2016 08:48 PM (Zz6ul)
"Conga line of freaks." Consider that stolen.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:51 PM (SRKgf)
Looks and ability don't necessarily go hand in hand.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
You banged a corpse?
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 25, 2016 08:51 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 08:51 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Flawless Male logic at July 25, 2016 07:33 PM (lKyWE)
just saw this comment, so true, i knew it reminded me of something !
Posted by: runner at July 25, 2016 08:51 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: The DNC at July 25, 2016 08:51 PM (Tyii7)
There IS equal pay for equal work. But not all jobs or hours worked are equal, stevia-tits! We have regulations and the EEOC coming out of eyes and yet this bromide persists.
My hair hurts from this garbage.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:52 PM (27m1/)
dump caught Ted Cruz's camp asking the DNC for money for a floor fight
at the RNC. Anybody else heard this? Anybody know anything about
PRNTLY as a reliable site?
http://tinyurl.com/z8f3ygm
Not looking to refight the Cruz/Trump wars. I was just very startled by this assertion.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 08:39 PM (kXoT0)
Something like this happening wouldn't surprise me much. Doubt Ted would have anything to do with it but his staffers or hangers-on? Yeah, maybe. I dont doubt there are a lot of Cruz diehards who would like to see Trump lose so Ted could get a shot at Hillary in 2020.
Posted by: cm9000 at July 25, 2016 08:52 PM (Y/5qL)
The talk was about gardening, but the speaker mentioned that she thought Michelle Obama was "elegant and beautiful."
I am too polite to say "Huh? You serious? She's a wookie."
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 08:52 PM (4+VII)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 25, 2016 08:52 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 08:52 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 25, 2016 08:52 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:52 PM (SRKgf)
'm putting that on my resume, stat.
Posted by: Sally Crone at July 25, 2016 08:52 PM (uz/Pv)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 25, 2016 08:51 PM (hVdx9)
It sure seemed that way. Moved like the fish that came to announce Luca Brasi's disposition.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:52 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 08:52 PM (pUDQf)
His response? "You tricked me!"
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:48 PM (SRKgf)
And I hope your response to that was "And you were ignorant enough to fall for it."
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 25, 2016 08:53 PM (QuXrb)
Posted by: President Donald J Trump at July 25, 2016 08:53 PM (EUMr7)
I'd've bought you the biggest damn beer ever if I could've been there to hear you say it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:53 PM (27m1/)
Roseanne Barr: "Leaked emails reveal the real bigots are in the Democratic Party."
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 08:54 PM (GUBah)
http://tinyurl.com/zt7zdwu
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.
Nice, but overkill. Besides, dad has to be able to operate it.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at July 25, 2016 08:54 PM (vyqqu)
Because, you know, in engineering, it is a meritocracy.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 08:54 PM (4+VII)
I am too polite to say "Huh? You serious? She's a wookie."
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 08:52 PM (4+VII)
Litmus test: ask her what she thinks about Ray Nitschke. Elegant and beautiful? OK, consistent then.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:54 PM (SRKgf)
I'll bet that, come election day, 52% of voters make the same mistake as me. The difference being, they're going to be surprised and pissed off when they see some old white guy on TV next to Hillary.
Posted by: Damiano at July 25, 2016 08:54 PM (71OEY)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 08:54 PM (uz/Pv)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 25, 2016 08:54 PM (sqHNm)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 08:52 PM (pUDQf)
When you say "do the missionary," do you mean an actual missionary? And the word "do" in that case. Please define.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:54 PM (27m1/)
Roseanne Barr: "Leaked emails reveal the real bigots are in the Democratic Party."
This day should never end. This is one long day of awesome.
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 08:55 PM (qUNWi)
Their heads are all floppy. And they talk like fags.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 08:55 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: 12 steps to the Senate at July 25, 2016 08:55 PM (CFAp3)
Posted by: IC at July 25, 2016 08:55 PM (KTFfX)
Posted by: The Conga Line at July 25, 2016 08:55 PM (Tyii7)
Also that one of you Morons is pondering the situation
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 25, 2016 08:55 PM (ynJty)
Donald Trump also tried taking water from toilets, but it's Donald Trump who finds himself in the toilet now. And as history pulls down its pants and prepares to lower ITS ASS onto Donald Trump, it will be Daddy Justice who will be crapping on him THIS TIME. "
"Brawndo-it's what Democrats crave!"
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 25, 2016 08:55 PM (ej1L0)
Roseanne Barr: "Leaked emails reveal the real bigots are in the Democratic Party."
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 08:54 PM (GUBah)
Wow.
I don't feel so good ...
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:55 PM (SRKgf)
That just means there's some seriously crazy, anti-american shit being said and madly cheered, or the Berniebots have regrouped and are creating bad visuals for the LIV...
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 25, 2016 08:55 PM (qbnYE)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 08:55 PM (GUBah)
I then informed him that they were JFK quotes, and provided him with the links.
His response? "You tricked me!"
Posted by: Jay Guevara
That's like bragging you outsmarted a turnip green.
*just joking; that there is funny*
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 25, 2016 08:55 PM (gyKtp)
Piles of them, or at least the 10 who voted for him are really loud.
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 08:55 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 08:52 PM (pUDQf)
There probably is something exciting to having sex with a woman who could snap you like a twig.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 25, 2016 08:55 PM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 08:55 PM (4+VII)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 25, 2016 08:56 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:52 PM (SRKgf)<<<
Stuart Smalley, Jesse Ventura, the current gov Mark Dayton... it's the Land of 10,000 Flakes.
Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 25, 2016 08:56 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 08:56 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: IC at July 25, 2016 08:55 PM (KTFfX)
"Ma nish ta na, ha laila hazeh . . ."
You realize this is AOSHQ?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:56 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: President Donald J Trump at July 25, 2016 08:56 PM (EUMr7)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 08:55 PM (9ym/
Well, their shit is DEFINITELY all retarded.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:56 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 08:57 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 25, 2016 08:57 PM (MNgU2)
Ewwe - those thankles in AtC approved spike heels? Brain Bleach - stat.
Posted by: An Observation at July 25, 2016 08:57 PM (vGhPp)
"It's Not Totalarianism If You Agree With Us"
Posted by: The DNC at July 25, 2016 08:57 PM (oFSUK)
Next, Hillary will be claiming to be heir to the John Birch-ers.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at July 25, 2016 08:50 PM (e8kgV)
It's even more dumb ass strategy from Hill, to use some supposedly commie connection to Trump alibi to try to appease BernBots. It's truly hilarious.
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 25, 2016 08:57 PM (yNyJy)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 08:52 PM (pUDQf)
He wears his bicycle helmet for that.
Posted by: Caliban at July 25, 2016 08:57 PM (3GFMN)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:57 PM (SRKgf)
sanity. Tax the rich, feed the poor. Till there are no rich no more.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm going home. By helicopter.
Posted by: dartist at July 25, 2016 08:57 PM (qmou8)
Oh Jane, I would lose my mind. Bless you for being patient.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 08:57 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT Hobbit at July 25, 2016 08:57 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 08:52 PM (pUDQf)
You mean like shrink his head and cut out his vitals?
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 08:57 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 25, 2016 08:57 PM (MNgU2)
Yes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 25, 2016 08:57 PM (3ZoRf)
There's no relief until you drop your pants and dunk your ass in a lake of leaches and mosquito larvae.
Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2016 08:58 PM (WYh6/)
This day should never end. This is one long day of awesome.
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 08:55 PM (qUNWi)
Christmas came on July 25th in the year of our Lord, 2016. So let it be written. So let it be known.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 08:58 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:54 PM (27m1/)
It's a well established fact that Barack wears mom jeans. Therefore, his sexual repertoire consists of the missionary position and masturbating to a picture of RBG when her robe once revealed some hairy calf.
I therefore conclude that sex will Michelle is done missionary style, because she would crush his skinny commie bones and he's a puddler-cuddler.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 08:58 PM (pUDQf)
I could outfunny this worthless fuck after waking up from prostate surgery.
Posted by: President Donald J Trump at July 25, 2016 08:56 PM (EUMr7)
That's a tweet, right there.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:58 PM (27m1/)
That little faggot, he's a millionaire.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 25, 2016 08:44 PM (gyKtp)
Those lyrics have been banned in Canada, I'll have you know.
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 25, 2016 08:50 PM (QuXrb)
Radio stations in the US censor that part of the song out of political correctness.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 08:58 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 08:52 PM (pUDQf)
Nah, he gets sleepy after eating a missionary. It's like eating turkey.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:58 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Hillary's Vibrator at July 25, 2016 08:58 PM (syn4Y)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 25, 2016 08:58 PM (EUMr7)
Economic dolts, the lot of them.
Posted by: Ian Galt at July 25, 2016 08:58 PM (8iiMU)
Honestly I'd go with the fireball. I think.
Yeah that's a poser.
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 08:58 PM (qUNWi)
Like I said. I am too polite to ever say such a thing in public.
I could have whispered it to her. But shit. She's a black woman.
It would fall on deaf ears.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 08:59 PM (4+VII)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 25, 2016 08:59 PM (sqHNm)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 08:59 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
----
Wicca is Satanism in drag.
Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 08:59 PM (sGdoo)
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT Hobbit at July 25, 2016 08:59 PM (nvMvs)
549 538 Do you think Barack wants to cuddle with Moochelle after they do the missionary?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 08:52 PM (pUDQf)
When you say "do the missionary," do you mean an actual missionary? And the word "do" in that case. Please define.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:54 PM (27m1/)
Longpig?
Posted by: Don Q. at July 25, 2016 08:59 PM (qf6WZ)
My hair hurts from this garbage.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:52 PM (27m1/)
Melania Trump dragged this up during her speech last week. She admitted the cause of this the choices women make with their lives, but then treated it like a "problem" that needed to be "solved" with some vague reference to "affordable child care."
Really?
I hate it when "conservatives" accept without question the validity of the liberal talking points, then try to answer it by putting what they think is a conservative spin on it.
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 25, 2016 08:59 PM (QuXrb)
.....
This is one of the reasons that I fully support Wicca.
Sure, some of 'em are old and look like comic witches... but a lot of 'em don't... and they REALLY like sexy time. A lot. And have zero inhibitions.
Posted by: Damiano at July 25, 2016 08:59 PM (71OEY)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:59 PM (SRKgf)
Yeah, right. Her idea of 'missionary' always leaves me with my ass bleeding.
Posted by: Barry O at July 25, 2016 08:59 PM (oFSUK)
Good night horde
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 08:59 PM (bksJQ)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 25, 2016 08:59 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 08:57 PM (SRKgf)
And 7 different recounts, IIRC. Almost pulled that shit off in 2000 until SCOTUS stepped in.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:59 PM (27m1/)
Today we have Senator Al Franken. Life imitates art.
Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 09:00 PM (sdi6R)
Best to let her win.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 08:57 PM (9ym/
Reminds me of something found in a Michael Crichton novel. What is that thing!!!
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 09:00 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 09:00 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: LizLem at July 25, 2016 09:00 PM (KK7mJ)
Are missionaries better as pointers or retrievers?
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 25, 2016 09:00 PM (EUMr7)
Franken stole it.
Posted by: vivi at July 25, 2016 09:00 PM (11H2y)
bzzzzzzzz
Posted by: Hillary's Vibrator
Vibrators ripped my flesh.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 25, 2016 08:59 PM (IqV8l)
Honey, you're drunk. That was a Porter Cable horse and a half router, not the Fukuoku 3000.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 09:00 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 25, 2016 09:01 PM (6Ll1u)
I would have said, really? Said in my most valley girl up talk possible.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 09:01 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 08:33 PM (1ZOkK)
Hundreds of millions, I am still burned about the trip where Mooch took hundreds of people along with her.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 09:01 PM (kXoT0)
Putting in eight hours at Starbucks, a hedge fund manager puts in eight hours in Greenwich. Pretty much the same thing, right?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:01 PM (SRKgf)
I'm really curious about whether they will boo when Michele mentions Hillary tonight.
Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 09:01 PM (3myMJ)
540
>>>Those lyrics have been banned in Canada,
Today, I issued an executive order banning Canada.
Posted by: President Donald J Trump at July 25, 2016 08:53 PM (EUMr7)
This is unacceptable. Beyond the pale.
America needs a hat.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 25, 2016 09:02 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 09:02 PM (4+VII)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 25, 2016 09:02 PM (39g3+)
Oh....her heinous is evil incarnate.........
Posted by: lindafell TEXIT!! at July 25, 2016 09:02 PM (xVgrA)
Today we have Senator Al Franken. Life imitates art.
Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 09:00 PM (sdi6R)
Bluto's sweatshirt read "COLLEGE."
Franken's read "ETHICS."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 09:02 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: Hillary Drunken Clinton at July 25, 2016 09:02 PM (Ndje9)
I've never met a wiccan. Where do you guys hang out?
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 09:02 PM (eU/yZ)
"Everywhere is freaks and hairies
Dykes and fairies, tell me where is sanity?
Tax the rich, feed the poor
Till there are no rich no more.
I'd love to change the world
But I do know what to do
So I'll leave it up to you."
Posted by: zombie at July 25, 2016 09:02 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 09:00 PM (9ym/
hot = breathing?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:03 PM (SRKgf)
I'm guessing they've had sex, oh, about once.
Sorry, I don't see any paternal resemblance in the younger one.
*retracts catty claws*
Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 09:03 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 09:03 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 25, 2016 09:03 PM (EUMr7)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 09:03 PM (uz/Pv)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 09:03 PM (6IPEM)
Really?
I hate it when "conservatives" accept without question the validity of the liberal talking points, then try to answer it by putting what they think is a conservative spin on it.
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 25, 2016 08:59 PM (QuXrb)"Well that's not what she said. She pointed out the the "wage gap" which does exist, it's between women and men, but between mothers and everyone else. She, in fact, did not "accept the liberal talking point" but rather made a good point which explains the wage gap. Women actually choose to have a gap so for motherhood, that's not something that necessarily be "solved."
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 09:03 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 08:58 PM (0mRoj)
Right after they play Taylor Swifts, Picture to Burn with the line, "I'll tell everyone you're gay" to "and...I'll...say" because it was hateful or something.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 25, 2016 09:04 PM (Zz6ul)
I wouldn't dare. I'd feel like Sigourney Weaver being looked over by the alien.
Posted by: t-bird at July 25, 2016 09:04 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: Stay out da bushes at July 25, 2016 09:04 PM (VjPX+)
.....
I think the whole thing goes something like how they show the English have sex in "The Meaning of Life", except they have BO's speeches playing and he gets off on the upswings.
Posted by: Damiano at July 25, 2016 09:04 PM (71OEY)
Think about that.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 25, 2016 09:04 PM (7C/kB)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 09:04 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Caliban at July 25, 2016 09:04 PM (3GFMN)
Posted by: Winnie in Arizona at July 25, 2016 09:04 PM (vetSs)
And that's why the Overton window never moves back. The default premise is always accepted and we're always on defense instead of rejecting it out of hand.
Oh well.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 09:05 PM (27m1/)
Sorry, I don't see any paternal resemblance in the younger one.
*retracts catty claws*
Posted by: Lizzy
****
Mooch told Barry she was into strangling during sex. Turns out she meant that SHE was the one who strangle her partner.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 25, 2016 09:05 PM (hVdx9)
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Not entirely. And it was Ivanka, not Melania. Ivanka actually went on to say that it's not gender but Parenthood that keeps people from earning more money. Then she went on to Talk About Childcare and corporations. She never actually said it would be taxpayer-supported, though. And I don't know why my phone is doing this strange capitalization thing.
Posted by: iforgot -- now on Android! at July 25, 2016 09:05 PM (gQ8F7)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 09:05 PM (4+VII)
Mom (Curtin) would holler for him to come in from the window above but he'd grovel below the window and make faces, never answering her. She couldn't see him from her angle.
It was funnier than it sounds , I thought.
Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 09:05 PM (3myMJ)
It's a rhetorical question, obviously.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:05 PM (SRKgf)
Sorry, I don't see any paternal resemblance in the younger one.
*retracts catty claws*
Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 09:03 PM (NOIQH)
I always heard the joke in Chicago was that at Thanksgiving, they couldn't use a turkey baster because the O girls would call it, "Daddy."
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 09:05 PM (kXoT0)
Is there another Amy Walter? Because the pictures I'm able to bring up don't merit any attention whatsoever.
Posted by: t-bird at July 25, 2016 09:05 PM (oFSUK)
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Why is it they can never name this company that's paying women 70 cents on the male dollar?
Tell us the name of the company and we will publicly shame them. I mean, you can name the companies that won't bake your gay cakes!
The fact is: I can sit here all day and name companies that pay 1.00/1.00. So if the NATIONAL AVERAGE is .70/1.00, you're going to have name some companies that pay .35/1.00.
The "pay gap" is demonstrably B.S.
Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 09:05 PM (sGdoo)
Posted by: The Conga Line at July 25, 2016 09:05 PM (Tyii7)
"A serviceman who was threatened with a knife near an RAF station was the victim of an attempted abduction, police said.
...
"He was threatened with a knife and attempts were made to grab him but the victim, who was not in uniform, fought them off and escaped unharmed.
...
"Police have issued descriptions of the two suspects involved.
One is described as between 20 and 30 years old, approximately 6ft (1.81m) tall, of athletic but stocky build, with dark hair, long on top, and a well-groomed beard. He was of Middle Eastern appearance with dark skin and wore dark casual clothing."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 25, 2016 09:05 PM (VY8H5)
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 09:03 PM (eSQgj)
Then why did she propose a solution?
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 25, 2016 09:06 PM (QuXrb)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 25, 2016 09:06 PM (fC9RO)
Totally the same. This statistic drives me crazy. I'd be rich if I could pay women less for the same work.
No one would hire men.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 09:06 PM (eU/yZ)
Are y'all drinking?
Posted by: Brunnhilde at July 25, 2016 09:06 PM (P5esK)
Seeing as Kate is funny and sweet and gorgeous, and Maggie is unattractive and bitter and a leftist harpy, the choice is clear to me. Unless you lock them in a cupboard or something, you gotta deal with a woman most of the day when you're not knockin' boots.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 25, 2016 09:06 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: mugiwara at July 25, 2016 09:06 PM (+6CDe)
"Stuart Smalley" was the absolute height of his professional career.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 09:07 PM (9ym/8)
Think about that.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 25, 2016 09:04 PM (7C/kB)
That's like trying to find warmth within a few degrees of absolute zero.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 09:07 PM (27m1/)
I have yet to see the top of a woman's head that could be termed "unattractive".
Self. Denounced.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 25, 2016 09:07 PM (EUMr7)
How it feels to starve hundreds of thousands of kids with her lunch program.
How she felt when Han died.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 09:07 PM (pUDQf)
Are y'all drinking?
Posted by: Brunnhilde at July 25, 2016 09:06 PM (P5esK)
Nah. No booze for me. I was making Jimbo an offer he could refuse.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 09:07 PM (27m1/)
They are afraid to say they don't love her
They have to talk about her arms. Arms. Not, she has a pretty face. Not, she's handsome.
She has nice arms
When was the last time you complimented a woman on her arms.
I'll wait
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 09:08 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2016 09:08 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:08 PM (SRKgf)
That might just be a merciful act.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 09:09 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 09:09 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 09:09 PM (4+VII)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:08 PM (SRKgf)
For a group of victims, there always seems to be a lot of them.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 09:09 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: mugiwara
Wait -- I'm the expert?
I think that 90% of them are anti-Hillary, but that does not translate to Trump votes.
Of that 90%, I'd wager (off the cuff guesstimates here) 60% will vote for Hillary anyway, 20% will stay home and not vote, and 10% will switch to Trump.
You can take that prediction to the bank! (Silverado Savings and Loan, that is.)
Posted by: zombie at July 25, 2016 09:09 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 09:09 PM (sdi6R)
When was the last time you complimented a woman on her arms.
You can't hug a child with nuclear arms!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2016 09:09 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 09:09 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Phil at July 25, 2016 09:09 PM (q02rt)
No men talking at the convention?
Flipped through the channels, and all I saw were women talking.
A hall filled with whipped men.
No thanks.
Back to real comedy.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 25, 2016 09:10 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 25, 2016 09:06 PM (QuXrb)
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In fact, she said something like 46% of all parents work outside the home. She made it non gender-specific. She said it was not about gender. She might have been speaking about New Economic realities in which it really does take two incomes to run a family and a household. It was all rather vague as far as I'm concerned. And I admit I wasn't very satisfied, but I wasn't horrified either. She never acted like it takes a village.
Posted by: iforgot -- now on Android! at July 25, 2016 09:10 PM (gQ8F7)
Posted by: Transgendered Latino Chickens at July 25, 2016 09:10 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Caliban at July 25, 2016 09:04 PM (3GFMN)
You want to ruin your life, say out loud in the wrong place, that you think Mooch is horrible. Suddenly you and yours will be unlovable, unregenerate, and unemployable sexist racists. So while it is possible to gently criticize Bobo because POTUS, he's kinda sorta fair game...the media decided early on that criticizing Mooch was beyond the pale. All of her protocol goofs, all her mannerless and graceless behavior, her execrable clothes, her excesses on the public dime, etc...was just her earthy ethnic style and we were by golly, going to celebrate it.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 09:10 PM (kXoT0)
Okay gang. Time to turn in. Nice to have a fun day to mock the implosion of your enemies. Those are very rare. May we have many more yet to come.
Later!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 09:10 PM (27m1/)
*** checks pic on Drudge again ***
I might beg to differ.
Posted by: freaked at July 25, 2016 09:10 PM (BO/km)
It's not a gap for the same work/pay. In fact, I think women actually earn more at the same jobs. It's a lifetime pay gap. For example, I made more than my husband when we had our first child. I went part time, then no time, then part time over the childhood of four kids. He now makes five times as much as I do. Women do make less over time because they CHOOSE to.
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 09:10 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: Mortimer at July 25, 2016 09:10 PM (qmuP7)
Fridays: "Kramer" had the best skit, playing the kid
in the sand box with toy soldiers. He'd pretend they were getting blown
up and giggle sadistically.
Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 09:05 PM (3myMJ)
There were three things worth watching on SNL knock-off Fridays.
Michael Richards as the plastic army man kid in the sandbox
Pat Benatar as musical guest
Melanie Chartoff's sweater mischief during the "news" segment
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 25, 2016 09:11 PM (LuZz8)
Self. Denounced.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 25, 2016 09:07 PM (EUMr7)<<<
Debbie Weimaraner-Shitz?!
Posted by: challenge accepted at July 25, 2016 09:11 PM (H9MG5)
All you kids who are watching this shit show, make sure you wash your hands afterwards.
Matter of fact, a little Bar Keeper's friend and a brillo pad might be in order.
Germs.
night
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 09:11 PM (pUDQf)
Man, that's a good one. I'm sure Barbara Walters will get right on it.
Posted by: t-bird at July 25, 2016 09:11 PM (oFSUK)
Oh, she's a peach! How will she get through this without being vulgar?
Seriously.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 09:11 PM (NOIQH)
ruh roh...her humor is for a very select audience.
I hope she goes too far and gets crickets.
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 09:11 PM (qUNWi)
If I ever get to NY, I will be happy to tell J.J. and perhaps I can buy him a beer or more.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 09:11 PM (4+VII)
question the validity of the liberal talking points, then try to answer
it by putting what they think is a conservative spin on it.
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 25, 2016 08:59 PM (QuXrb)
That pretty much sums up what a lost cause conservatives are fighting. The totality of the government, culture, education, media, courts are all against us.
Posted by: cm9000 at July 25, 2016 09:12 PM (Y/5qL)
Posted by: zombie at July 25, 2016 09:09 PM (jBuUi)
Thats as good as it gets.
Muchos thanks for all you do. Long time fan and admirer sends you a kiss on the cheek. No homo.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 25, 2016 09:12 PM (EUMr7)
.....
Ivanka and several others jumped all over it too. Trump has touched on it several times also.
Really pisses me off.
Excellent article that uses lib's own "science" and "data" to obliterate the whole idea of "equal wages for equal work" amongst minorities and women.
Shut the fuck up, do your work better than the imbecile next to you, and you'll make more. Or spend all your time bitching about "fairness" and "equality" and what you are owed and make less.
Correlation is not causation, science lovers. Not even when you want to prove racism or sexism.
Posted by: Damiano at July 25, 2016 09:12 PM (71OEY)
They have to talk about her arms. Arms. Not, she has a pretty face. Not, she's handsome.
She has nice arms
When was the last time you complimented a woman on her arms.
I'll wait
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 09:08 PM (zOTsN)
Notice no mention of intellect, refinement, or grace.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:12 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:12 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 09:12 PM (4+VII)
Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2016 09:12 PM (WYh6/)
660 I'm really most interested in knowing
How does you feel about Pokemon Go getting more kids up off their asses and outside than anything you ever promoted?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2016 09:12 PM (BK3ZS)
Roseanne Barr: "Leaked emails reveal the real bigots are in the Democratic Party."
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I think it's the first horseman.
Quick, everyone head out to buy freeze dried food and ammo. Stat!
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at July 25, 2016 09:13 PM (tvyXw)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 25, 2016 09:05 PM (VY8H5)
When will Europe do something about the Seventh Day Adventists running amok?
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 09:13 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Malaria and Sashimi at July 25, 2016 09:13 PM (qmuP7)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 25, 2016 09:13 PM (6Ll1u)
What if you have no children?
You're fucked cause you're paying for Govt. Schools no matter what.
Posted by: Winnie in Arizona at July 25, 2016 09:13 PM (vetSs)
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 09:13 PM (eSQgj)
His answer?
"I never really thought about it."
Basically, he puts the rights of his countrymen to flood this country ahead of the rights of unborn children.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 25, 2016 09:14 PM (+eR2D)
She has nice arms
When was the last time you complimented a woman on her arms.
I'll wait
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 09:08 PM
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Yeah, when I guy can only compliment me on my arms, that's a sign that I need major work. Immediately.
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at July 25, 2016 09:14 PM (tvyXw)
Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 09:09 PM (sdi6R)
That skank is speaking at the DNC???
They all need treatment for STDs now. Her mere presence is a vector.
Posted by: Moki at July 25, 2016 09:14 PM (ezHMO)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 09:14 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:14 PM (1ZOkK)
No men talking at the convention?
Flipped through the channels, and all I saw were women talking.
A hall filled with whipped men.
No thanks.
Back to real comedy.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 25, 2016 09:10 PM (qCMvj)
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And the men that are there appear to have been gelded......and they like it.
Posted by: Stay out da bushes at July 25, 2016 09:14 PM (VjPX+)
Posted by: Mortimer at July 25, 2016 09:15 PM (qmuP7)
Posted by: The Chirruns at July 25, 2016 09:15 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 25, 2016 09:15 PM (MNgU2)
ruh roh...her humor is for a very select audience.
I hope she goes too far and gets crickets.
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 09:11 PM (qUNWi)
I'll laugh if they get Ryan Phillippe to punch her in the face.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 09:15 PM (0mRoj)
"Ooh, opposable thumbs! Are they new?"
Posted by: t-bird at July 25, 2016 09:15 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 25, 2016 09:15 PM (fC9RO)
Looks like Bernie is going to be the ultra-Victim.
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I don't you can be an Ultra Victim unless you're a black gay Muslim.
/sorry Bernie, you've won Rice a Roni, a ceramic dalmation, Turtle Wax and a trip to Hell.
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at July 25, 2016 09:15 PM (tvyXw)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 09:16 PM (9ym/8)
I'm not kidding, I've never actually heard Brian Williams before he just
showed up on MSNBC, I just heard he got flushed from the NBC gig for
lying. Has he always been mentally challenged or was he in some kind of
accident?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 09:14 PM (/tuJf)
He was injured in a horrible helicopter crash in Afghanistan. At least, that's what the voices in his head tell him.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:16 PM (1ZOkK)
Well...I am headed to the quikie mart for some suds.
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 09:16 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 09:16 PM (uz/Pv)
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 09:03 PM (eSQgj)
It was not Melania, it was Ivanka. She said in her speech she knew how hard it was to have a career and be a mother, although she was more fortunate than most. She gave the stat of 46% of households today are headed by women.
Conservatives cannot ignore that stat. Certainly the most ideal situation is for there to be a two parent household which would allow for one parent to stay home for the majority of the week with under school age children, but it's unfortunately a goal and not reality at this time.
She also said that her father would change labor laws, (uh, don't know how he can do that, he can change regulations via exec. orders or direct the labor dept.) that were created when women were not a significant portion of the labor pool so that child care would be affordable and available to all.
Note she didn't' say the gov. would pay for it. What companies can do is offer child care compensation, on site day care, etc. and there can be tax incentives offered for such things. I could also envision tax free accounts, much like Health Savings Accounts, that could be set up for child care. She or Trump said that the tax code could be changed that would give a bigger deduction for children, etc.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 25, 2016 09:16 PM (Zz6ul)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 09:12 PM (4+VII)
Fecal festivities
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 09:16 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 09:10 PM (kXoT0)
Yes, I am VERY careful. But I still don't understand it, and I agree with your summary.
Posted by: Caliban at July 25, 2016 09:16 PM (3GFMN)
Posted by: The DNC Men at July 25, 2016 09:16 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: @votermom at July 25, 2016 09:17 PM (7lVbc)
Muchos thanks for all you do. Long time fan and admirer sends you a kiss on the cheek. No homo.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz
OK, that means you're either French, or pre-op. I'm OK with either option.
Posted by: zombie at July 25, 2016 09:17 PM (jBuUi)
638 Posted by: Caliban at July 25, 2016 09:04 PM
The odd thing about Mooch is that so many people seem to adore her (I'm from Connecticut). They must be seeing something very different from what I see.
They see a well-executed recycling of a '73 Rivera interior.
Posted by: Buick Style Department, Seats & Interiors at July 25, 2016 09:17 PM (FlRtG)
arms.'
It would probably go something like this:
Them are some nice lookin sammich making arms. Now make me a sammich.
Posted by: freaked at July 25, 2016 09:17 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 09:16 PM (qUNWi)
Could you pick me up an extra large, gubmint disapproved Slurpy?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:17 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: DangerGirl
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Jeeze! Talk about "putting up a wall at the border!"
That's what abortion is.
It's the living saying to the unborn, "Screw you! This is MY world! You can't come in!"
Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 09:17 PM (sGdoo)
Rayciss!!
Posted by: Malaria and Sashimi at July 25, 2016 09:13 PM (qmuP7)
Yeah, the same media that gleefully savaged the Bush daughters suddenly found the style guide that said, "Hey no picking on the Spawn."
Funny how that works. There are probably emails about it.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 09:18 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 09:14 PM (/tuJf
I was in a major helicopter crash in Iraq
Posted by: Brian Williams at July 25, 2016 09:18 PM (z/Ubi)
No guy has ever commented on my arms in my life. I would think he had a weird fetish and declare him creepy.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 09:18 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 09:12 PM (4+VII)
Fecal festivities
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 09:16 PM (7qAYi) <<<
Poop parade.
Posted by: Dingleberry Bros., and Bernie and Hillary Circus at July 25, 2016 09:19 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 25, 2016 09:15 PM (fC9RO)
Yeah, that sounds like a winner one-two punch to me.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 25, 2016 09:19 PM (+eR2D)
706 I'm not kidding, I've never actually heard Brian Williams before he just showed up on MSNBC, I just heard he got flushed from the NBC gig for lying. Has he always been mentally challenged or was he in some kind of accident?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 09:14 PM (/tuJf)
I have a g-g-good brain!
Posted by: Brian Simple Williams at July 25, 2016 09:19 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Rooftop Korean at July 25, 2016 09:19 PM (9ym/8)
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at the shooting range last week...
why?
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 25, 2016 09:19 PM (zUoxk)
Posted by: Hillz! at July 25, 2016 09:19 PM (eeTCA)
And I'll get you some kettle fried chips ...just in case.
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 09:19 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at July 25, 2016 09:19 PM (P5esK)
Judging by the mindless applause Hillary's awful jokes and bizarre behavior gets, they will clap like seals anyway.
Have you seen that video where Hillary "reacts" to a question about Fauxcahontas as VP? She does like a double take, 87 times, like she suddenly has cerebral palsey or something, with the most bizarre look on her face.
The reporterette beams at her like she's a cross between Gandhi and her grandma. So adorable!
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 25, 2016 09:20 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Infidel at July 25, 2016 09:20 PM (c1X8Y)
Notice the similarity.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 09:20 PM (4+VII)
......
They just had the big celebration about Obama signing the Lilly Ledbetter Act a few years ago... which was essential a copy and paste job of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 and EEOC. Nothing new became law, but they spent a whole lot of time and money patting themselves on the back for "doing something".
That was supposed to solve everything, once and for all. Are you telling me that one of Barack Obamas highly celebrated, signature pieces of legislation was a total failure and accomplished nothing?
Posted by: Damiano at July 25, 2016 09:20 PM (71OEY)
Posted by: Sum Ting Wong and Wi Tu Lo at July 25, 2016 09:20 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Free Palestine at July 25, 2016 09:20 PM (CFAp3)
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT Hobbit at July 25, 2016 09:20 PM (nvMvs)
And I'll get you some kettle fried chips ...just in case.
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 09:19 PM (qUNWi)
Could you make them Jalapeno? Thanks!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:20 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: The DNC Men at July 25, 2016 09:16 PM (Tyii7)
You've seen us in all our un-descended testicles glory, so let us get some. If we can't get laid in this swamp of rabid feminalia, then we gotz to wait another four years.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 09:20 PM (kXoT0)
Last guy who picked on me ended up in little bloody pieces.
Posted by: Spawn a/k/a Al Simmons at July 25, 2016 09:20 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 09:20 PM (sdi6R)
Melanie Chartoff's sweater mischief during the "news" segment
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 25, 2016 09:11 PM (LuZz
Forgot about those but yeah they ring bells. YouTube may be used to refresh memory. Speaking of Benatar, Blondie had a show in my county last weekend. Heard she wasn't bad for 71. Not sure exactly what to make of that, but there it is.
Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 09:21 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:21 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 25, 2016 09:21 PM (sqHNm)
Posted by: Damiano at July 25, 2016 09:12 PM (71OEY)
Ivanka made a point of bringing up the Clinton Foundation paying their female adminstrators 76% of what male adminstrators made.
She then pointed out that at Trump Enterprises, women and men were paid based on the work they do.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 25, 2016 09:21 PM (Zz6ul)
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at July 25, 2016 09:21 PM (x0jON)
(What, you don't know about the great Philadelphia volcano, Pat'satoa? It spits out molten cheese whiz.)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 25, 2016 09:21 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: The DNC Men at July 25, 2016 09:16 PM (Tyii7)
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pro tip: yer just gonna get screwed.
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 25, 2016 09:21 PM (zUoxk)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:21 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 25, 2016 09:20 PM (39g3+)
Some experts opine that video shows Hillz having a petit mal seizure.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 09:22 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: @votermom at July 25, 2016 09:22 PM (7lVbc)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 09:12 PM (4+VII)
Fecal festivities
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 09:16 PM (7qAYi)
Poop parade.
Posted by: Dingleberry Bros., and Bernie and Hillary Circus at July 25, 2016 09:19 PM (H9MG5)<<<
A cacaphony of crazy.
Posted by: T.P. Barnum at July 25, 2016 09:22 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 09:22 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 25, 2016 09:22 PM (LuZz8)
They're still looking for a virgin.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:22 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 09:22 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 09:22 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Ripley at July 25, 2016 09:22 PM (0vsws)
More like they were pathetically desperate to praise the dusky-hued maiden, because black is better than white, and they think she's totally gorgeous is anybody looking at me? She's totally hot, I don't think anything about her except completely positive things please don't fire me.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 25, 2016 09:22 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:22 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Brian Simple Williams at July 25, 2016 09:22 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:23 PM (SRKgf)
Diarrhea Delegation
Posted by: Mortimer at July 25, 2016 09:23 PM (qmuP7)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 09:23 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 25, 2016 09:23 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: vivi at July 25, 2016 09:23 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: Sum Ting Wong and Wi Tu Lo at July 25, 2016 09:23 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 25, 2016 09:23 PM (sqHNm)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:23 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:23 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 09:23 PM (4+VII)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 09:22 PM (6IPEM)
"Bernie". She basically told the Bernie supporters to get a grip and they didn't react well.
Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 09:24 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 09:24 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 09:24 PM (uz/Pv)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 09:24 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: over easy at July 25, 2016 09:24 PM (CFAp3)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 25, 2016 09:23 PM (sqHNm)
Washed him at high temperature, and he shrunk. And he couldn't afford that.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:24 PM (SRKgf)
By Trump and Putin.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 25, 2016 09:24 PM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 25, 2016 09:24 PM (sqHNm)
Posted by: @votermom at July 25, 2016 09:22 PM (7lVbc)
Nope, if Trump wins, Melania will find herself in the weird position of being compared unfavorably with Mooch, Hillz, Laura, Babs...any FLOTUS still breathing. They will probably even compare her unfavorably with their least favorite FLOTUS of all time, Nancy Reagan.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 09:24 PM (kXoT0)
I figured Lurch Kerry would have dragged him to Germany, offering our condolences for the latest "lone wolf" attack.
Posted by: T.P. Barnum at July 25, 2016 09:24 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: dartist at July 25, 2016 09:24 PM (qmou8)
Wait til they get a load of me
Posted by: Margaret Cho at July 25, 2016 09:24 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 25, 2016 09:25 PM (yNyJy)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:25 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Free Palestine at July 25, 2016 09:20 PM (CFAp3)
She's like that engineer chick that gets shot in the head in Schindler's List.
Posted by: Mr Creosote at July 25, 2016 09:25 PM (cmE8J)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:25 PM (SRKgf)
But she is nasty.
Is Paul Simon gong to break into tears now?
LOL
Posted by: Ian Galt at July 25, 2016 09:25 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Sarah Silvermine at July 25, 2016 09:25 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 09:25 PM (uz/Pv)
(Bullshitsky!)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 09:25 PM (4+VII)
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 09:25 PM (7qAYi)
Up the upside. Sarah Silverman is 45, so she'll never have a baby without invasive medical procedures that'll make the kid all tarded, or stealing one like Madonna did.
Darwin wins again.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 25, 2016 09:25 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2016 09:25 PM (WYh6/)
Posted by: firehorse at July 25, 2016 09:26 PM (//TVq)
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT Hobbit at July 25, 2016 09:26 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: Rooftop Korean at July 25, 2016 09:26 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Winnie in Arizona at July 25, 2016 09:26 PM (vetSs)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 09:26 PM (6IPEM)
.
Unlikely he's ever been on top.
Posted by: Javems at July 25, 2016 09:26 PM (yOqwj)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 25, 2016 09:26 PM (sqHNm)
I know it was Ivanka. I was responding to the original comment and saw no reason to correct that.
The way that presidents change labor law is to get their party to sponsor a bill and then sign it if it is voted in--that's the legal way. The illegal democrat way is to push regulations via the federal bureaucracy.
I'd actually like to see more job sharing, some way to get back into the job market more easily after a child-break, etc. I'm not a big fan of "day care."
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 09:26 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:26 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 09:26 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:26 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 09:24 PM (sdi6R)
It's Christmas I tell you! Trump Campaign can make a commercial out of any little chunk of this mess.
I am sure am happy for the Dims that they are not having a dark and bleak convention....cackles maniacally....
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 09:26 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 25, 2016 09:27 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 25, 2016 09:27 PM (yNyJy)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 09:27 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 09:27 PM (eSQgj)
Never go full off-script.
So after telling her scripted jokes, Silverman starts ad-libbing and lectures the delegates about supporting Hillary and to knock the Bernie stuff off.
The delegates start objecting and chanting "Bernie, Bernie!"
So then Franken grabs the microphone and says, Hey it's comedy, folks! It's just comedy! Heh. Heh.
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at July 25, 2016 09:27 PM (5xDis)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 09:27 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:27 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 09:28 PM (uz/Pv)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:28 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 09:28 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Marlee Matlin at July 25, 2016 09:28 PM (H9MG5)
Power bottom.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 09:27 PM (9ym/
Unlikely they'e ever been in the same bed at the same time.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 09:29 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost
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Yes. Yes, it is.
Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 09:29 PM (sGdoo)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 09:29 PM (/tuJf)
And I thought the Paul Simon with the bow tie would be coming out.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 25, 2016 09:29 PM (VxHD9)
Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2016 09:29 PM (WYh6/)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 09:29 PM (uz/Pv)
Posted by: E.T. at July 25, 2016 09:29 PM (c+7Ko)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 09:29 PM (6IPEM)
The voters are pretty stupid, but not that stupid.
Posted by: Trumps of Doom at July 25, 2016 09:29 PM (wvPvB)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 09:26 PM (6IPEM)
Shockingly bad, wrong wrong song to pick if you didn't want someone to notice (or realize that Garfunkel was the most important element of making that song great?)
Posted by: firehorse at July 25, 2016 09:29 PM (//TVq)
Posted by: Infidel at July 25, 2016 09:29 PM (c1X8Y)
Posted by: Sarah Silvermine at July 25, 2016 09:29 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 25, 2016 09:29 PM (yNyJy)
That was awful. Nice that they admit the Obama admin is "troubled waters"
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 09:30 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: Marlee Matlin at July 25, 2016 09:30 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: freaked at July 25, 2016 09:30 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Witchy Woman at July 25, 2016 09:30 PM (LQLeS)
Posted by: Marlee Matlin at July 25, 2016 09:28 PM (H9MG5)
And that is why I keep hitting the F5 button like a monkey in a crack experiment.
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 09:30 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Winnie in Arizona at July 25, 2016 09:30 PM (vetSs)
Posted by: Brain William at July 25, 2016 09:30 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: E.T. at July 25, 2016 09:30 PM (c+7Ko)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 09:30 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Paul Simon at July 25, 2016 09:30 PM (cmE8J)
Posted by: Daisy Cutter at July 25, 2016 09:30 PM (IgbJ1)
He wanted to love. I guess Paul Simon was played by Jack Nicholson, who wanted to be loved.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 09:30 PM (4+VII)
That was pure Holiday Inn.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 09:29 PM (/tuJf)
I've heard amazing vocals at any fundraiser I've attended in the past 15 years.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:30 PM (1ZOkK)
I just saw Al play a couple months ago, and he is in stupendous vocal shape. He's still bright and energetic, and a hell of a lot of fun to see.
Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 09:31 PM (sGdoo)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 09:31 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: gNewt...don't like Ryan..better call Paul at July 25, 2016 09:31 PM (AC18V)
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at July 25, 2016 09:31 PM (LQLeS)
Posted by: @votermom at July 25, 2016 09:22 PM (7lVbc)
Why would they do that? They haven't criticized Hillary yet, have they?
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 25, 2016 09:31 PM (QuXrb)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 25, 2016 09:31 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 09:31 PM (uz/Pv)
Is Triumph the Insult Dog out there interviewing and mocking the protesters? If not, he should be.
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at July 25, 2016 09:31 PM (LQLeS)
THIS. Please let it happen.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:32 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:32 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 09:31 PM (sGdoo)
Al puts on a great show.
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 25, 2016 09:32 PM (QuXrb)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 09:32 PM (4+VII)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 25, 2016 09:32 PM (rwI+c)
I'm sure that'd go over well there.
Posted by: zombie Ed Koch at July 25, 2016 09:32 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: E.T. at July 25, 2016 09:30 PM (c+7Ko)
And you can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think.
Posted by: Dorothy Parker at July 25, 2016 09:32 PM (LQLeS)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:32 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 25, 2016 09:33 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 09:33 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2016 09:29 PM (WYh6/)
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They did- to Paul Simon's crappy voice.
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 25, 2016 09:33 PM (yNyJy)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 09:33 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at July 25, 2016 09:33 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 09:33 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: Infidel at July 25, 2016 09:33 PM (c1X8Y)
Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 09:34 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: t-bird at July 25, 2016 09:34 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 09:34 PM (eSQgj)
Everytime they tell them to shut up, they are losing a few votes. These people have a legitimate gripe and they are being told they don't matter. An apology from Donna B means nothing because she had emails in the dump criticizing and strategising against The Bern.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 09:34 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Munchkin progress at July 25, 2016 09:34 PM (CFAp3)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 09:34 PM (6IPEM)
I think Trump was referring to the straw men you're beating the shit out of right now.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:35 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: gNewt...don't like Ryan..better call Paul at July 25, 2016 09:35 PM (AC18V)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at July 25, 2016 09:35 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: E.T. at July 25, 2016 09:35 PM (c+7Ko)
That wasn't an edge, that was the whole shebang. Shoulda lip synced.
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 09:35 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: Infidel at July 25, 2016 09:35 PM (c1X8Y)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 25, 2016 09:35 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: schizoid at July 25, 2016 09:35 PM (ilEbj)
Posted by: Mephistopheles at July 25, 2016 09:35 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: gNewt...don't like Ryan..better call Paul at July 25, 2016 09:36 PM (AC18V)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 09:36 PM (/tuJf)
Eva Longoria has a double chin now
Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 09:34 PM (6IPEM)
Too many Tacos?
I denounce myself.
Posted by: Ian Galt at July 25, 2016 09:36 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:36 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends at July 25, 2016 09:36 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 09:36 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: pep at July 25, 2016 07:17 PM (LAe3v)
Democratic Nazional Convulsion?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 25, 2016 09:36 PM (htBb9)
Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 09:34 PM (sdi6R)
Yeah, but, Frank was smart. He carefully chose when he would sing. He sang songs that still fit his voice and his range and he was The Chairman of The Board. Simon is a folksinger.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 09:36 PM (kXoT0)
How about we criticize him for being a stupid putz and singing for the DNC?
Posted by: freaked at July 25, 2016 09:36 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at July 25, 2016 09:36 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:36 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 09:36 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: The DNC Men at July 25, 2016 09:16 PM (Tyii7)
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pro tip: yer just gonna get screwed.
Posted by: redc1c4
****
That IS their version of getting laid.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 25, 2016 09:36 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: schizoid at July 25, 2016 09:35 PM (ilEbj)
Given how she does in polling vs. Trump and how Bernie did, she might as well be.
Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 09:36 PM (XHWYb)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 25, 2016 09:36 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: gNewt...don't like Ryan..better call Paul at July 25, 2016 09:37 PM (AC18V)
Posted by: E.T. at July 25, 2016 09:29 PM (c+7Ko)
****
Every one of them must be terrified to deny past email stuff cuz they have no idea what will get out tomorrow.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 25, 2016 09:37 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: schizoid at July 25, 2016 09:35 PM (ilEbj
Best observation in months!!!
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 25, 2016 09:37 PM (iqX2J)
Wait, wut? I thought you were the son of slaves?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:37 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 09:37 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 25, 2016 09:37 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Devan at July 25, 2016 09:37 PM (kC+1/)
Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 25, 2016 09:38 PM (ozZau)
Of course, having a leashed Bernie is perfect. Especially given the fact that, as we all assumed, the Hillary camp cheated.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 25, 2016 09:38 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:38 PM (1ZOkK)
I denounce myself.
Posted by: Ian Galt at July 25, 2016 09:36 PM (8iiMU
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Gringo, get caught up with the pc lingo. It's taco bowls now.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 09:38 PM (6IPEM)
......
Sorry we got caught. Now STFU and do as you're told.
~ DNC
Posted by: Damiano at July 25, 2016 09:38 PM (71OEY)
I used to like Eva Longoria until some years ago I realized she was a loud, proud Democrat. Can't stand to watch her now,, even when not yapping about politics or her family unfortunately becoming Americans years ago.
Posted by: Ripley at July 25, 2016 09:38 PM (0vsws)
Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 09:38 PM (XHWYb)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 25, 2016 09:36 PM (MNgU2)
He sure can.
I'm going to see Dion in AC this fall. He released a new album out of nowhere & it's actually pretty darn good.
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 09:38 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: zombie Ben Franklin at July 25, 2016 09:38 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: gNewt...don't like Ryan..better call Paul at July 25, 2016 09:38 PM (AC18V)
Wait, wut? I thought you were the son of slaves?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:37 PM (1ZOkK)
Because slaves wrote the Declaration of Independence, AND the Constitution. H8ter.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:39 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: tmitsss at July 25, 2016 09:39 PM (tGfPA)
Posted by: Winnie in Arizona at July 25, 2016 09:39 PM (vetSs)
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 09:39 PM (eSQgj)
A man's got to know his limitations.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 25, 2016 09:39 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 25, 2016 09:39 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:40 PM (SRKgf)
Walking dead Carols haircut on me looks so fine.
I've been a rocker, a liberal, and a thespian,
Not sure why I look like an old lesbian.
Posted by: Modgi at July 25, 2016 09:40 PM (gDV7W)
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 09:40 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 09:40 PM (Rmv9D)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:40 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Sasquatch the Original trans-Wookie at July 25, 2016 09:40 PM (BdZ48)
Nah, she hit the wall about 5 years ago. 5 more years and she'll be downright scary.
And Trump's not calling your father a criminal, Eva. Your father is a U.S. citizen, not an illegal alien. The "illegal" part in "illegal alien"? Yeah, that actually means something.
Posted by: Trumps of Doom at July 25, 2016 09:40 PM (wvPvB)
Yeah. They ALL thought he sucked.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 09:40 PM (uz/Pv)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:40 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 09:40 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:39 PM (SRKgf)<<<
And don't forget our muslim founding fathers.
Posted by: SCOAMF at July 25, 2016 09:41 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 09:41 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 09:41 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:41 PM (SRKgf)
Never trust anyone under 80.
Which strangely enough, would work really well right now.
Posted by: Sasquatch the Original trans-Wookie at July 25, 2016 09:41 PM (BdZ48)
Didn't his speechwriter realize he was addressing the Democratic National Convention?
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at July 25, 2016 09:41 PM (5xDis)
C'mon, Al, you can't blame them for not knowing, you haven't committed 'comedy' in decades. If ever.
I'm still laughing over the fact that the person the DNC has turned to to bring everyone to the point of holding hands and singing "Kum Ba Yah" is.........Donna Brazile. Oh, yeah, THAT'S the ticket.
Posted by: dwagyak at July 25, 2016 09:41 PM (QAs9k)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:41 PM (1ZOkK)
The left response to Paul Simon: ignore the music, and claim his singing brought unity and the party together! What a hero!
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 25, 2016 09:37 PM (39g3+)
If the song didn't change the world into rainbows, unicorns and Skittles 50 years ago when he first sang it, there's no reason to think it'll do diddly squat today.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 25, 2016 09:41 PM (LuZz8)
How about we criticize him for being a stupid putz and singing for the DNC?
Posted by: freaked at July 25, 2016 09:36 PM (BO/km)
Fair enough. Criticize away.
Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 09:41 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Devan at July 25, 2016 09:37 PM (kC+1/)
We get it. It's just too damn delicious to watch the RAINBOW being shattered after the decades of backroom deals, baling wire, and shenanigans the Dims expended to put it together and to keep it going.
I was looking at James Woods Twitter feed and followed a link to some Dim feeds and there was a Black guy Tweeting, "Hey, they are booing Black women who are trying to speak. That's bad. That's bad optics."
Cracks, splinters, crevasses, arroyos, gulches, ravines opening up under Hillary's feetsies. Next up the abyss.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 09:41 PM (kXoT0)
Wait, wut? I thought you were the son of slaves?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:37 PM (1ZOkK)
That's the sole focus of the "Washington White House" exhibit in Independence Mall. His slaves.
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 09:41 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Al. at July 25, 2016 09:41 PM (WVsWD)
.....
He hasn't stopped voting yet. Heck, he often votes multiple times in each election.
Posted by: Damiano at July 25, 2016 09:42 PM (71OEY)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:42 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: E.T. at July 25, 2016 09:42 PM (c+7Ko)
*I'm sure they are completely free of charge, and don't require enough info from you that they can file your taxes from it all*
Imagine the horror of standing in that long line to get your very own serial number; worse than a Venezuelan line for free ribeyes. They are gonna be overwhelmed for minutes the first day.
You know what this is about -- It's making it legal for the police to grab any home brewed guns they run across, plus they can then charge you with a crime on top of that.
All in all, it's just another brick in the wall.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 25, 2016 09:42 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 09:42 PM (/tuJf)
WTF?
Well, that's all fine and dandy, but that is not the role of government, fool.
Posted by: Ian Galt at July 25, 2016 09:42 PM (8iiMU)
are.....COMMUNISTS! An ideology that is 180% opposed to every letter of
our Constitution. An ideology that my generation spilled a ton of blood
because it is a mortal threat to our freedom and liberty. And to those
who say "or that's so 1958," I say: Venezuela.
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And they'll look straight at your with their dead doll eyes and say "what do you mean? Venezuela is beautiful."
If you try to explain the problems in Venezuela, they will either:
1. Not believe you, because the MSM is not covering it, and if MSNBCDNC does not cover it, it's not real.
2. Dismissively say "That would never happen HERE. "
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at July 25, 2016 09:42 PM (tvyXw)
John Nolte did an excellent post back in 20082009 about the "tabloidization" of Sarah Palin vs. the fawning coverage of the Obamas. Showed competing People mag covers - something like "Why Michelle Loves Barack" with a flattering photo of the two of them smiling at the camera (i.e. posed) vs. some rumored marital strife headline and a paparazzi-style photo of an unguarded moment of Palin and hubby looking weird. It's essentially PR agent-packaged and managed Vanity Fair approach vs. National Enquirer approach. By doing this again and again, flooding the daily news of Palin "scandal" the MSM were able to subconsciously fix the notion in people's minds that Palin and family were white trash trainwrecks (honey boo-boo) that one just wants to avoid vs. the Kennedyesque worship of the Obamas fixing them in people's minds as royalty. Can't speak to the Palin families forays into the reality entertainment business after the election, but the MSM certainly set the stage for a lasting narrative.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 09:42 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 09:42 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: firehorse at July 25, 2016 09:42 PM (//TVq)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 25, 2016 09:42 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 09:33 PM (eU/yZ)
Eh, it did for my ancestors as well as the ancestors of many Texans.
The most offensive thing to me was her implying that Trump hates all Hispanics.
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT Hobbit at July 25, 2016 09:43 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:43 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 09:43 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Trumps of Doom at July 25, 2016 09:40 PM (wvPvB)
She's a mover and shaker in La Raza, for realsies.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 09:43 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 25, 2016 09:43 PM (vBeA5)
You're saying we have to support each other and have everybody's back.
Trump's supporters, by and large, think you don't have their back.
Unless you make them think differently, you won't win them over.
Now, maybe you think you don't need to do that--you sure have acted like that for awhile--but unless you do, those appeals will ring hollow.
Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 09:43 PM (XHWYb)
Posted by: Infidel at July 25, 2016 09:43 PM (c1X8Y)
I was always the funny one.
Posted by: Tom Davis at July 25, 2016 09:43 PM (wvPvB)
Posted by: Ian Galt at July 25, 2016 09:43 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:43 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: gNewt...don't like Ryan..better call Paul at July 25, 2016 09:44 PM (AC18V)
Posted by: Zombie Rachel Corrie at July 25, 2016 09:44 PM (Tyii7)
This is total bullshit.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 09:44 PM (eU/yZ)
Um well... uh, remember that Call Me Al song? His name isn't even Al. That was so dumb.
Posted by: freaked at July 25, 2016 09:44 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Mephistopheles at July 25, 2016 09:44 PM (rwI+c)
Shh. T-Bone is rolling like a fucking champ! Suck it up!
Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2016 09:44 PM (WYh6/)
Posted by: Tom Davis at July 25, 2016 09:44 PM (wvPvB)
Booker is a splutterer, I think....
Posted by: Ian Galt at July 25, 2016 09:43 PM (8iiMU)
Could be a sipper. No way to know. Let's ask Shep or Barry.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:44 PM (1ZOkK)
It doesn't matter that the ball goes 165 yards. He's made his bones and is allowed to ride out in dignity.
What's wrong with Simon is he picked the commies. Poor Linda Ronstadt can't even sing at all badly or otherwise, as a result of Parkinson's.
Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 09:44 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Cheri at July 25, 2016 09:45 PM (TmVQX)
Meh.
He's got nouns and verbs loosely strung together. And I haven't seen him drool yet. Yet.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 09:45 PM (9ym/8)
Huh?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:43 PM (SRKgf)<<<
If you go in a pack, the lions will get the slow ones. You'll get away and go further.
Or something...
Posted by: zombie Cecil at July 25, 2016 09:45 PM (H9MG5)
Huh?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:43 PM (SRKgf)
Reminds me of the joke about the bear: "I only have to outrun you."
Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 09:45 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Better-Than-Sex-Cake is not at July 25, 2016 09:45 PM (QGPNk)
Booker just sounds flat. Is it just me?
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 25, 2016 09:42 PM (CNHr1)
Word.
Posted by: Zombie Rachel Corrie at July 25, 2016 09:46 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at July 25, 2016 09:46 PM (5xDis)
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 09:46 PM (eSQgj)
Isn't the border crossed us a La Raza dog whistle? I don't like the conflating of illegal/legal either.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 09:46 PM (eU/yZ)
Is is me, or does this convention "lack energy" on the floor?
Posted by: Better-Than-Sex-Cake is not at July 25, 2016 09:45 PM (QGPNk)
By now, they're all stoned.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:46 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Daisy Cutter at July 25, 2016 09:46 PM (IgbJ1)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 09:46 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:22 PM (SRKgf) "
I mean, I know the BernieBros are pissed, but some of them are attending, right? Gotta be at least a baker's dozen of virgins in that contingent.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 25, 2016 09:47 PM (kumBu)
Trying to get me not to support Donald Trump
Here's the problem with that:
I already don't support Donald Trump.
You're not telling anybody, who's paying attention, anything they haven't heard ad nauseam over the past year.
Unless you're going to tell me why I should support Clinton, this is a waste of time.
Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 09:47 PM (XHWYb)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 09:47 PM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: Winnie in Arizona at July 25, 2016 09:47 PM (vetSs)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 09:47 PM (Rmv9D)
>>>Eva's face looks fat.
Posted by: Thin Veneer Of Civility at July 25, 2016 09:46 PM (XzRw1)<<<
Yeah. real puffy.
Posted by: Ashley Judd at July 25, 2016 09:47 PM (H9MG5)
Huh?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:43 PM (SRKgf)
If you're going faster than the others then you're going farther. What the actual shit is he talking about?
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 09:47 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:47 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Zombie Rachel Corrie at July 25, 2016 09:47 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: Ripley at July 25, 2016 09:48 PM (0vsws)
It doesn't matter that the ball goes 165 yards. He's made his bones and is allowed to ride out in dignity.
Yeah but its not like Arnie breaks the club and carves a chest-sized divot, then shanks it into the trees his second try. He still can play, he just doesn't have the strength. Simon can't sing.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 25, 2016 09:48 PM (39g3+)
Obviously saving a dog is his mission tonight too.
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 25, 2016 09:48 PM (yNyJy)
Posted by: Daisy Cutter at July 25, 2016 09:48 PM (IgbJ1)
Posted by: Ian Galt at July 25, 2016 09:48 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 09:46 PM (eSQgj)
Well, that is how they pray....
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 09:48 PM (7qAYi)
Or is that Booker T? I confuse those two a lot.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 25, 2016 09:48 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 25, 2016 09:49 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 09:49 PM (XHWYb)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 25, 2016 09:49 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 25, 2016 09:49 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: pahoubnd 13 at July 25, 2016 09:49 PM (dxZ3a)
Posted by: iforgot -- now on Android! at July 25, 2016 09:49 PM (gQ8F7)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:49 PM (1ZOkK)
He needs to finish with a quote from MLK Jr: Republican.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 25, 2016 09:49 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 09:49 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 09:49 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 09:49 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 09:47 PM (7qAYi)
*****
It means you need to slow down and get with the group. It is not fair that you can outrun them. Just more grinding down to the lowest common denominator.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 25, 2016 09:50 PM (YLidQ)
Huh?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:43 PM (SRKgf)
If you're going faster than the others then you're going farther. What the actual shit is he talking about?
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 09:47 PM (7qAYi)
Yeah, it doesn't make any sense. Why would a group go any farther than an individual?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:50 PM (SRKgf)
Huh?
Don't analyze or their whole World of Slogans falls apart.
Posted by: t-bird at July 25, 2016 09:50 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: gNewt...don't like Ryan..better call Paul at July 25, 2016 09:50 PM (AC18V)
Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 09:50 PM (XHWYb)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 09:50 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 25, 2016 09:50 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Al. at July 25, 2016 09:41 PM (WVsWD)
BECAUSE ITS A SIMON AND GARFUNKLE SONG!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 25, 2016 09:50 PM (PHxng)
It's about how they prey.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 25, 2016 09:50 PM (rwI+c)
Those f'rs will just say anything won't they? It really is a mental illness.
Posted by: freaked at July 25, 2016 09:51 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 09:51 PM (XHWYb)
Posted by: Garbone at July 25, 2016 09:51 PM (9dH/8)
he was on The Underground Garage on Sirius/Xm
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 25, 2016 09:51 PM (zUoxk)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 25, 2016 09:50 PM (YLidQ)
But why would go any farther? It makes no sense. OK, so some carry others for a while. But that poops them out, and so on.
It's a stupid statement.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:51 PM (SRKgf)
*grin*
Posted by: MSM at July 25, 2016 09:51 PM (wfDW1)
The weak ones are walking lunch.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 25, 2016 09:51 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 09:51 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 09:49 PM (3myMJ)
He plays a fretless like a man possessed.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 09:51 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 09:51 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 25, 2016 09:51 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Al. at July 25, 2016 09:52 PM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at July 25, 2016 09:52 PM (/WPPJ)
Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 25, 2016 09:52 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 25, 2016 09:52 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: pahoubnd 13 at July 25, 2016 09:52 PM (dxZ3a)
Posted by: gNewt...don't like Ryan..better call Paul at July 25, 2016 09:52 PM (AC18V)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 25, 2016 09:39 PM (39g3+) "
You know an old singer who can still fucking kill it? Peter Cetera.
However you feel about his falling out with Chicago and all the shit about the RnR Hall of Fame performance/appearance (or lack thereof), dude still has golden pipes.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 25, 2016 09:52 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: E.T. at July 25, 2016 09:52 PM (c+7Ko)
Posted by: Alan Parsons at July 25, 2016 09:52 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:52 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 09:52 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at July 25, 2016 09:52 PM (5xDis)
Point taken. Especially since I didn't hear the warbling. Or caterwauling perhaps.
Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 09:52 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 25, 2016 09:52 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 25, 2016 09:52 PM (ynJty)
Posted by: CaliGirl
I know which way you meant that, but nevertheless I shall provide a link:
http://tinyurl.com/z7by2a2
(Breitbart)
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 25, 2016 09:53 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 09:53 PM (uz/Pv)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:53 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Better-Than-Sex-Cake is not at July 25, 2016 09:53 PM (QGPNk)
Or you could just drive and accomplish both.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 09:53 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:51 PM (SRKgf)
****
Of course it is. It's the DNC and they are talking about fairness. What else could result?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 25, 2016 09:53 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 09:53 PM (XHWYb)
Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 25, 2016 09:53 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 25, 2016 09:53 PM (kumBu)
If you race down the hill you can screw one cow. If you stroll down the hill you can screw all the cows.
Posted by: the wisdom of Cory the bull at July 25, 2016 09:53 PM (CFAp3)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 09:54 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 25, 2016 09:54 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 25, 2016 09:54 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Damiano at July 25, 2016 09:54 PM (71OEY)
Posted by: J.G. Qunionia at July 25, 2016 09:54 PM (mLV8D)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:54 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 09:54 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 09:54 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 25, 2016 09:54 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:53 PM (1ZOkK)
They thought he was wrapping it up.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:54 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Cory Booker at July 25, 2016 09:54 PM (LYCUN)
Thanks, I didn't mean your comment I meant the policy. My phrasing is poor quite often.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 09:54 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 25, 2016 09:54 PM (WTSFk)
Get the fucking hook. This asshole is tiresome.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:52 PM (1ZOkK)
No kidding. I'd love to see that young lady in her wheel chair come out again and move him off the stage like a Zamboni cleaning a rink.
Posted by: Better-Than-Sex-Cake is not at July 25, 2016 09:55 PM (QGPNk)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:55 PM (SRKgf)
Huh?
--
It will blow your mind. If you're high.
Posted by: @votermom at July 25, 2016 09:55 PM (7lVbc)
Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 25, 2016 09:53 PM (H9MG5)
From each according to his ability, to each according to his thneed.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 09:55 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Infidel at July 25, 2016 09:55 PM (c1X8Y)
They want a new revolution which will overwrite all those stodgy old principles on those stoopid documents greater than 100 years old.
Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 25, 2016 09:55 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:55 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 09:55 PM (4+VII)
Posted by: jaimo at July 25, 2016 09:55 PM (eDc0r)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 25, 2016 09:55 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Better-Than-Sex-Cake is not at July 25, 2016 09:55 PM (QGPNk)
Pure poetry.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:56 PM (SRKgf)
10:00 PM - 23 Jul 2016
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at July 25, 2016 09:56 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: t-bird at July 25, 2016 09:56 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: jaimo at July 25, 2016 09:56 PM (eDc0r)
Did you try warming it in the microwave first?
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 25, 2016 09:54 PM (rwI+c)
Hmmm. Hadn't considered that ...
Posted by: Better-Than-Sex-Cake is not at July 25, 2016 09:56 PM (QGPNk)
I'd love to see that young lady in her wheel chair come out again and move him off the stage like a Zamboni cleaning a rink.
Posted by: Better-Than-Sex-Cake is not at July 25, 2016 09:55 PM (QGPNk)
And that's why I keep coming back here.
Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 09:56 PM (sdi6R)
If SCOAMF had a son, he'd look like Corey Booker and use his favorite word "cccccynicccccisssssm".
Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 25, 2016 09:56 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Czar Peter at July 25, 2016 09:56 PM (JGNQ+)
Of course they do. Just not OUR Revolution.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:56 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 09:56 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 25, 2016 09:57 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 25, 2016 09:57 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2016 09:57 PM (WYh6/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:57 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: jaimo at July 25, 2016 09:57 PM (eDc0r)
Posted by: t-bird at July 25, 2016 09:56 PM (oFSUK)
Sizzle fingers.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 09:57 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 09:57 PM (eU/yZ)
------> The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, comrades!!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 09:57 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 25, 2016 09:57 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at July 25, 2016 09:57 PM (5xDis)
Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 09:57 PM (XHWYb)
Did you try warming it in the microwave first?
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 25, 2016 09:54 PM (rwI+c)
Perhaps trying a position other than missionary?
Posted by: buzzion at July 25, 2016 09:57 PM (z/Ubi)
1035
Who is this Brandon Finnigan dude posting in National Review? He sounds like CAC with that "GOP winning PA" nonsense.
*grin*
Posted by: MSM at July 25, 2016 09:51 PM (wfDW1)
Can't be CAC. No plaid maps.
Then again, the bastard never gave us plaid maps before he became a blog traitor, so who knows?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 25, 2016 09:57 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 09:51 PM (0mRoj)
Heh, indeed.
I took off for two gigs yesterday, thought I had grabbed my fretted bass on the way out. Got to the rock/funk gig, opened case, and there sat my fretless. Thought, well I'll get by on this gig, and it will be fine on the jazz gig later anyway.
Finished second set and the guitard comes over and says, "Man you are on fire today, I love playing with you." Which beats, "I want to set fire to you." So that worked out. I'm going to take her all the time now.
Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 09:57 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:57 PM (1ZOkK)
Actually, I want to go fast ...
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 09:58 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 09:58 PM (9ym/8)
Does ANY democrat know the 3/5 compromise was a YANKEE idea to disenfranchise slaves in the population count?
ANY? The stupid is STRONG.
Posted by: Nip Sip at July 25, 2016 09:58 PM (F1iXz)
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 09:58 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Barry at July 25, 2016 09:58 PM (AC18V)
Posted by: Throat Wobbler Mangrove at July 25, 2016 09:58 PM (S8W0R)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 25, 2016 09:52 PM (ynJty)
Not in the Constitution.
In the Declaration of Independence, there is this:
"He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions."
Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 09:59 PM (XHWYb)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:59 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 09:59 PM (eU/yZ)
Seeing a black guy speak at the DNC, it reminds me how well blacks are doing under Democratic leadership.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 25, 2016 09:59 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: J.G. Qunionia at July 25, 2016 09:59 PM (mLV8D)
Lady Gaga will do a song, and wanna bet Katy Perry?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 09:59 PM (NOIQH)
Yeah, just ignoring all of that. Got BarryCare and tax increases. Utopia didn't happen.
Conveniently forgetting.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 10:00 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: @votermom at July 25, 2016 09:55 PM (7lVbc)
I am and it did. Also blew three minutes of my life trying to figure out whatthehell he was saying. Ignorant idiot.
Posted by: creeper at July 25, 2016 10:00 PM (pFp74)
He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to
bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian
Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction
of all ages, sexes and conditions.
Substitute "unvetted muz refugees" and you've got history repeating itself, except this time it's our president doing it and not George III!
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 25, 2016 10:00 PM (wYnyS)
What if you're not high?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 09:58 PM (9ym/
Then it just sounds retarded.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 10:00 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 10:00 PM (qUNWi)
He's just trying to energize the few blacks in the crowd.
That aren't on the stage
Posted by: Thin Veneer Of Civility at July 25, 2016 09:59 PM (XzRw1)
FIFY
Posted by: Nip Sip at July 25, 2016 10:00 PM (F1iXz)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at July 25, 2016 10:00 PM (PHxng)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:00 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: Whiny woman at July 25, 2016 10:00 PM (IqV8l)
---
You don't know the hardships this poor man had in his life. He was probably forced to do lots and lots and lots of illegal drugs just to cope with the fact that he was black and had to watch poor white children eat Kaboom cereal.
And just because something is non-existent doesn't mean it's real.
The everglades slave hunt is totally part of his subjective reality.
just like Bruce Jenners cooch.
Posted by: the MSM and Libtards Everywhere at July 25, 2016 10:00 PM (tvyXw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 10:00 PM (1ZOkK)
"He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions."
Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 09:59 PM (XHWYb)
So the Indians were ... Muslims?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 10:01 PM (SRKgf)
Well, kinda. Slaves didn't have the franchise - the vote. The south just wanted to count them so they would have larger numbers and hence more power in congress.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 25, 2016 10:01 PM (39g3+)
"Does ANY democrat know the 3/5 compromise was a YANKEE idea to disenfranchise slaves in the population count?
ANY? The stupid is STRONG."
No, not a single one. If you learn that, you're beaten in the government schools until you unlearn it.
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 10:01 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 25, 2016 10:01 PM (5o4+K)
Posted by: Nip Sip at July 25, 2016 09:58 PM (F1iXz)
*****
Racist Southern Democrats are lumped together as "Dixiecrats", tied (somehow) to Republicans and immediately dismissed. Seen it time and time again.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 25, 2016 10:01 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 25, 2016 10:02 PM (H9MG5)
Dear Lord, point me to the bathroom!
Posted by: Hillzebub, one Chipotle from disaster! at July 25, 2016 10:02 PM (oFSUK)
It's all I ever hear them talking about.
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 10:02 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 25, 2016 10:02 PM (ynJty)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 09:57 PM (eU/yZ)
Right? After 8 years they'll finally get up off their butts and fix those crumbling roads and bridges? Lol
Posted by: OldDominionMom at July 25, 2016 10:02 PM (GzDYP)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 10:03 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 10:03 PM (eSQgj)
Goodnight Jane, hope your kitty is feeling better.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:03 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 25, 2016 10:03 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 10:03 PM (7qAYi)
Dear Lord, point me to the bathroom!
Posted by: Hillzebub, one Chipotle from disaster! at July 25, 2016 10:02 PM (oFSUK)
Kennedy stole that from me!
Posted by: Ralph Kramden at July 25, 2016 10:03 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 10:01 PM (SRKgf)
Nah, they are Hindu. Ask Jugdish at my 7-11
Posted by: Hairplugs Joe at July 25, 2016 10:03 PM (F1iXz)
Today, they are all mysteriously absent.
It must be pretty bad when even the trolls can't muster up a 'rousing speech' defense; either that, or Debbie cut off their paychecks in a fit of pique.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 25, 2016 10:03 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Czar Peter at July 25, 2016 10:03 PM (JGNQ+)
Posted by: the Dems at July 25, 2016 10:03 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 08:02 PM (sGdoo)
Because only Democrats would be stupid enough to bet on pro wrestling.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 25, 2016 10:04 PM (htBb9)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 25, 2016 10:04 PM (LYCUN)
Right? After 8 years they'll finally get up off their butts and fix those crumbling roads and bridges? Lol
Posted by: OldDominionMom at July 25, 2016 10:02 PM (GzDYP)
And give jobs to burly men rather than sainted Women's Studies majors? Are you nuts?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 25, 2016 10:04 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 09:47 PM (XHWYb)
Yup. As long as the debate is all about Trump, Trump wins. It was true in the primary and it's true now.
Posted by: schizoid at July 25, 2016 10:04 PM (ilEbj)
Posted by: pahoubnd 13 at July 25, 2016 10:04 PM (dxZ3a)
I thought the counting slaves as full people was the racist position to give the south more power.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:05 PM (eU/yZ)
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Posted by: Ralph Kramden at July 25, 2016 10:03 PM (0mRoj)
That was beautiful man....
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 10:05 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Subterranian JT at July 25, 2016 10:05 PM (qG0hz)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 10:05 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 25, 2016 10:02 PM (H9MG5)
^^This. She mentioned that Trump U cost $35,000. I could barely scrape up that much myself without hocking the house, so no, I wouldn't do it.
Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 10:05 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 10:05 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Princess Leia at July 25, 2016 10:05 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 10:05 PM (kXoT0)
"Dixiecrats", tied (somehow) to Republicans and immediately dismissed.
Seen it time and time again.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 25, 2016 10:01 PM (YLidQ)
Yeah, George Wallace was a Republican, everyone knows that
Posted by: Rep. Keith Ellison at July 25, 2016 10:05 PM (F1iXz)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 10:05 PM (NOIQH)
Free university tuition for all.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:05 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 10:06 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 10:06 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 25, 2016 10:06 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Pam at July 25, 2016 10:06 PM (cF0hS)
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 10:06 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 10:06 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Ripley at July 25, 2016 10:06 PM (0vsws)
Posted by: E.T. at July 25, 2016 10:07 PM (c+7Ko)
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 10:07 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: Infidel at July 25, 2016 10:07 PM (c1X8Y)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 25, 2016 10:07 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 10:07 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: runner at July 25, 2016 10:07 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Pam at July 25, 2016 10:06 PM (cF0hS)
Oh, yeah, that's going to calm down the BernieBroHos.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 10:07 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Zombie Ambassador Stevens at July 25, 2016 10:07 PM (CFAp3)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 25, 2016 10:07 PM (r4Vn9)
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 10:07 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at July 25, 2016 10:07 PM (PHxng)
Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2016 10:07 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT Hobbit at July 25, 2016 10:07 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 25, 2016 10:07 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:07 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 10:08 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Better-Than-Sex-Cake is not at July 25, 2016 10:08 PM (QGPNk)
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT Hobbit at July 25, 2016 10:07 PM (nvMvs)
He did. Way before, like this afternoon.
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 10:08 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 25, 2016 10:08 PM (H9MG5)
What's She wearing?
Let's just say that draperies have begun to disappear at the WH and every weight class in boxing is missing its championship belts.
Spoils of war...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2016 10:08 PM (BK3ZS)
Michelle hates everybody and every body hates Hillary
so that Venn diagram kinda draws itself.
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 10:08 PM (qUNWi)
What was her entrance song?
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 10:06 PM (7qAYi)
Basketball - Lil Bow Wow?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 25, 2016 10:08 PM (LuZz8)
"If they bring a knife, you bring a gun"
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 25, 2016 10:08 PM (LYCUN)
Anybody wanna bet she says something about gun control later?
Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 10:09 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 10:09 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Barry at July 25, 2016 10:09 PM (AC18V)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 10:08 PM (6IPEM)
Oh, you mean her ranch.
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 10:09 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at July 25, 2016 10:07 PM (PHxng)
You are right! Wow, that's an Iron Maiden Minimizer Bra.....
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 10:09 PM (kXoT0)
Spoils of war...
So another 10.000 dollar dress?
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 10:09 PM (O2RFr)
I saw cell phone footage of big dudes confiscating Bernie signs in the audience.
Sorry, no Bernie signs allowed.
Mooch out front shoulda told you that.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 25, 2016 10:09 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: pahoubnd 13 at July 25, 2016 10:09 PM (dxZ3a)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 10:09 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 10:09 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 25, 2016 10:10 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 10:10 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Alf767 at July 25, 2016 10:10 PM (qGI+A)
That was also Romney's and McCain's and Bush's and Jeb's.
I don't believe you'll actually abide by that, but if you do, may God help you in this election.
Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 10:10 PM (XHWYb)
Posted by: gNewt...don't like Ryan..better call Paul at July 25, 2016 10:10 PM (AC18V)
I've hated you crackers for a long time.
http://tinyurl.com/zdeynlj
Posted by: Moochie at July 25, 2016 10:10 PM (F1iXz)
The Dems just had a clip on Michelle. One little girl said she liked Michelle because she treated all the country's kids as her own.
The indoctrination starts young. Beware, sounds maybe innocent, but there's a not so hidden message there.
This just creeps me out that people accept this govt control view.
Posted by: Farmer at July 25, 2016 10:10 PM (o/90i)
so that Venn diagram kinda draws itself.
Fortunately for Hillary, her staff does not understand Venn diagrams...
Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 10:10 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 10:10 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: First Lady dearest at July 25, 2016 10:10 PM (CFAp3)
It's ill fitting. Almost as if she has a uniboob I think she has concealer on her arms.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:10 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 10:10 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: jaimo at July 25, 2016 10:11 PM (eDc0r)
Yeah, no.
Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 10:11 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 25, 2016 10:11 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 25, 2016 10:11 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 10:09 PM (kXoT0)
Run to the hills!
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 10:11 PM (7qAYi)
michelle obama video produced by JJAbrams, jokes write themselves
Posted by: runner at July 25, 2016 10:07 PM (c6/9Q)
You can hide a lot of sins behind a lens flare.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 25, 2016 10:11 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: wannabeanglican at July 25, 2016 10:11 PM (V71z9)
Posted by: Michelle Obama at July 25, 2016 10:11 PM (ilEbj)
I thought the counting slaves as full people was the racist position to give the south more power.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:05 PM (eU/yZ)
The slave holding states wanted them counted as full people so those states would get more congressmen which were allocated by population. The yankees didn't want slaves counted at all (non-people) because they were not considered people. You can decide which position was "more racist." The 3/5 compromise, counted them as 3/5ths of a person so that while not counted as a non-person they did not get a full person status for congressional representation.
However, the lofos all think the compromise was somehow the founders being racist, when it had more to do with how the slaves were thought of. I think the more racist position was that they were not people at all, but hey, that's my opinion.
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 10:11 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 25, 2016 10:11 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 10:11 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 10:11 PM (XHWYb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2016 10:12 PM (xNWlE)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 10:12 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 25, 2016 10:12 PM (zUoxk)
Wow.
Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 10:12 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 10:12 PM (XHWYb)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 25, 2016 10:13 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 10:13 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2016 10:13 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 10:13 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:07 PM (eU/yZ)
Helps conceal her dick.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 10:13 PM (0mRoj)
Tell that to the 13 year old rape victim You laughed about getting Her rapist off...
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 10:13 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Alf767 at July 25, 2016 10:10 PM (qGI+A)
I never liked that comparison. It never fit. Now the appropriate joke is that "The Enterprise is missing it's Tactical Officer."
She's had a hairstyle that exactly matched the wig Michael Dorn wore as Worf for seasons 1-6. And matching scowl on her face.
Posted by: buzzion at July 25, 2016 10:13 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 10:13 PM (1ZOkK)
---
you sure it wasn't because they weren't allowed to vote, being slaves and all?
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 25, 2016 10:13 PM (zUoxk)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 10:13 PM (NOIQH)
Will it be parents? Or bureaucrats living thousands of miles away? Choose wisely!
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 25, 2016 10:14 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 10:14 PM (zOTsN)
Wow.
Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 10:12 PM (3myMJ)
She said that? That's some V.I. Lenin shit right there.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 10:14 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 10:14 PM (XHWYb)
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 10:14 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 10:14 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 10:14 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 25, 2016 10:14 PM (H9MG5)
Ahhh. You're gonna miss all the fart jokes and witty comments. You owe yourself that.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 10:14 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: dartist at July 25, 2016 10:14 PM (qmou8)
1246
1194 The seam on the front of her dress is odd. Or her super spanx is odd fitting.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:07 PM (eU/yZ)
Helps conceal her dick.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 10:13 PM (0mRoj)
*snort*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 25, 2016 10:14 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 10:12 PM (XHWYb)
Come to the dark side. We have yuuuuge taco bowls.
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 10:14 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 10:14 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: jaimo at July 25, 2016 10:14 PM (eDc0r)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:14 PM (eU/yZ)
Wow.
Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 10:12 PM (3myMJ)
She really emphasized the word POWER, too. Frightening.
Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 10:15 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 10:15 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 25, 2016 10:15 PM (LYCUN)
Yep!
Posted by: Jprs at July 25, 2016 10:15 PM (Gi+rH)
Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2016 10:15 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Ian Galt at July 25, 2016 10:15 PM (8iiMU)
They didn't want non-citizens to vote. They didn't allow tribals in the area to vote, either.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 25, 2016 10:15 PM (39g3+)
Her teeth look like the cow catcher at the front of a train
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 10:15 PM (zOTsN)
1194 The seam on the front of her dress is odd. Or her super spanx is odd fitting.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:07 PM (eU/yZ)
Helps conceal her dick.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 10:13 PM (0mRoj)
*snort*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 25, 2016 10:14 PM (LuZz
So you are saying the boob belts were actually Schlong Management Garments?
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 10:15 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 10:14 PM (0mRoj)
Horrible. Creepy. Posted by someone above, I quoted it.
Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 10:15 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 10:15 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 10:15 PM (6IPEM)
Okay I laughed
I denounce Myself...
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 10:16 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 10:16 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: pahoubnd 13 at July 25, 2016 10:16 PM (dxZ3a)
Posted by: Jen the original at July 25, 2016 10:16 PM (Zz6ul)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at July 25, 2016 10:16 PM (GzDYP)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 10:16 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 10:16 PM (XHWYb)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 10:16 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: gNewt...don't like Ryan..better call Paul at July 25, 2016 10:16 PM (AC18V)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 10:15 PM (kXoT0)
They draw the eye away from the bulge in her crotch.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 10:16 PM (0mRoj)
They weren't allowed to vote anywhere. Women weren't allowed to vote either but they weren't dubbed "non-people" so that they didn't have to be counted.
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 10:16 PM (eSQgj)
Crowd: "Wait, what? Dudes, this shit just got serious. We can't trust that crooked bitch with that!"
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at July 25, 2016 10:16 PM (5xDis)
Functional but not necessarily "aesthetic" would you say?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 10:16 PM (9ym/8)
somehow the founders being racist, when it had more to do with how the
slaves were thought of. I think the more racist position was that they
were not people at all, but hey, that's my opinion.
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 10:11 PM (eSQgj)
Bottom line, The Connecticut compromise, counted slaves as 3/5th of a person not a non person, like Indians.
Clearly 3/5 is more valuable than Zero. The CONNECTICUT compromise was a Yankee ploy to disenfranchise slaves enumeration.
Posted by: Moochie at July 25, 2016 10:16 PM (F1iXz)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 10:17 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 10:17 PM (XHWYb)
Posted by: pahoubnd 13 at July 25, 2016 10:17 PM (dxZ3a)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:17 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: Czar Peter at July 25, 2016 10:17 PM (JGNQ+)
Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 25, 2016 10:17 PM (ozZau)
Who are they fighting?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 10:16 PM (NOIQH)
Us.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 10:17 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 25, 2016 10:17 PM (LYCUN)
1275
1246
1194 The seam on the front of her dress is odd. Or her super spanx is odd fitting.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:07 PM (eU/yZ)
Helps conceal her dick.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 10:13 PM (0mRoj)
*snort*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 25, 2016 10:14 PM (LuZz
So you are saying the boob belts were actually Schlong Management Garments?
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 10:15 PM (kXoT0)
SMG = jockstrap
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 25, 2016 10:17 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: Jen the original at July 25, 2016 10:16 PM (Zz6ul)
Seriously, it looks like she's wearing a Level IV plate under the dress.
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 10:17 PM (GUBah)
-Posted by: redc1c4 at July 25, 2016 10:13 PM (zUoxk)
That's exactly what happened. The Southern States didn't allow them to vote and considered them "property".
The Northern States asked if they were allowed to count their desks and chairs as "constituents"; since they also had property that wasn't allowed to vote.
Therefore, the 3/4 compromise.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 25, 2016 10:17 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 10:17 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 25, 2016 10:17 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: Czar Peter at July 25, 2016 10:17 PM (JGNQ+)
He got the day off.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 10:17 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 10:17 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Nip Sip at July 25, 2016 10:17 PM (F1iXz)
The D in DNC is for Duplicitous.
Posted by: NeverHillary at July 25, 2016 10:17 PM (ZedYY)
LOL
Posted by: @votermom at July 25, 2016 10:18 PM (7lVbc)
Except Your Husband cut the scholarships to Your Daughters school to the poor... Okay, I'm gonna say it Bitch...
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 10:18 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: gNewt...don't like Ryan..better call Paul at July 25, 2016 10:18 PM (AC18V)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 25, 2016 10:18 PM (yNyJy)
You mean you give away/waste our taxes?
Posted by: Ian Galt at July 25, 2016 10:15 PM (8iiMU)
****
Implication: It was given to you. So, you owe. Hard work never enters the equation, because Collective.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 25, 2016 10:18 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: Chewie at July 25, 2016 10:18 PM (c+7Ko)
Posted by: he's electable! at July 25, 2016 10:18 PM (CFAp3)
Posted by: Mike at July 25, 2016 10:18 PM (c056A)
Posted by: Alf767 at July 25, 2016 10:18 PM (qGI+A)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 10:17 PM (1ZOkK)
Naw, Hilldog still gotz her beat. Mooch ain't lied under oath to Congress even once, Hillz done it multiple times.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 10:18 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 25, 2016 10:18 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 10:18 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 10:18 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: jaimo at July 25, 2016 09:55 PM (eDc0r) "
Indeed, his big solo hit post-Chicago was 'Glory of Love.' With Chicago, he probably displayed his pipes the most with "You're the Inspiration" and "Hard to Say I'm Sorry."
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 25, 2016 10:18 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 25, 2016 10:18 PM (NeFrd)
So, us, or the pile of freaks we've been watching all night on TV? That's a tough one!
Posted by: t-bird at July 25, 2016 10:19 PM (w/iDp)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 10:19 PM (6IPEM)
Trump thinks you can raise your kids on your own.
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 10:19 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2016 10:19 PM (xNWlE)
Posted by: Moochie at July 25, 2016 10:19 PM (F1iXz)
Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 10:19 PM (XHWYb)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 25, 2016 10:19 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 10:19 PM (SRKgf)
What a POS she is.
Pure trash.
Her daughters won't end up any better.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 10:19 PM (1ZOkK)
Knowing him he's probably passed out drunk somewhere. Maybe next to a dumpster or trash can.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 10:19 PM (9ym/8)
I think her stylists hate her. She has a v shaped seam right at the bust line. There is spillage right above it but in the middle. Uniboob.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:19 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2016 10:19 PM (WYh6/)
Or women. But they did count women and children as people. I don't feel like looking it up right now, but the Supreme Court declared slaves non-people later (for the purpose of some law or other).
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 10:19 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 25, 2016 10:19 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: gNewt...don't like Ryan..better call Paul at July 25, 2016 10:18 PM (AC18V)
*****
Except it was rebuilt in the 50s, by Union.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 25, 2016 10:19 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at July 25, 2016 10:19 PM (vyqqu)
Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 10:19 PM (XHWYb)
Posted by: Better-Than-Sex-Cake is not at July 25, 2016 10:20 PM (QGPNk)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 10:20 PM (zOTsN)
I think everyone of the colonies were Yankees at that time.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 25, 2016 10:20 PM (MNgU2)
Yep...
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 10:20 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: jaimo at July 25, 2016 10:20 PM (eDc0r)
Has anyone started a pool to pick the JournoList pre-picked word for the
convention after-action reports? I'm going to put five bucks on
"uplifting".
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 25, 2016 10:18 PM (NeFrd)
We sent out instruction. "Inspiring" is the go to word.
Posted by: Moochie at July 25, 2016 10:20 PM (F1iXz)
Posted by: firehorse at July 25, 2016 10:20 PM (//TVq)
It's terrible, someone hates her.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:20 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 10:20 PM (9ym/8)
convention after-action reports? I'm going to put five bucks on
"uplifting".
"Inspiring"
Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 10:20 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 25, 2016 10:21 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: t-bird at July 25, 2016 10:21 PM (w/iDp)
"uplifting".
"Inspiring"
Uniting!
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 10:21 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 10:18 PM (GUBah)
She's more popular than Hillary among the Dems.
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at July 25, 2016 10:21 PM (5xDis)
Our great computers count the hallowed votes
We are the priests of the Temples of Moloch
All the gifts of Progress are held within our walls
Posted by: The Priests of the Temples of Moloch at July 25, 2016 10:21 PM (iU9Qe)
-Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 10:19 PM (XHWYb)
She did advocate for babies to have their own cold, private room in Chicago hospitals so that the "Mothers" could let them die.
"Womens' Rights"!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 25, 2016 10:21 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 10:21 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 10:21 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:19 PM (eU/yZ)
Look, being Hillary or Mooch's stylist is a dirty job that Mike Rowe wouldn't touch with a ten yard dragon prod. Gals like those two always forget that the little people will have their revenge.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 10:21 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 25, 2016 10:21 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 10:21 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: NeverHillary at July 25, 2016 10:21 PM (ZedYY)
Posted by: Ripley at July 25, 2016 10:21 PM (0vsws)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 10:21 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 10:21 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 10:21 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Hai Dorsai! at July 25, 2016 10:22 PM (brIR5)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 10:22 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: zombie Ted "The Swimmer" at July 25, 2016 10:22 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 25, 2016 10:22 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Better-Than-Sex-Cake is not at July 25, 2016 10:22 PM (QGPNk)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 25, 2016 10:22 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 25, 2016 10:20 PM (MNgU2)
Actually not. Citizens were citizens of their state or commonwealth.
You were a Virginian, if you were lucky, or a scumbag New Yorker if not.
Posted by: Moochie at July 25, 2016 10:22 PM (F1iXz)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 10:22 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 10:22 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:22 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 10:22 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 10:22 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: pahoubnd 13 at July 25, 2016 10:22 PM (dxZ3a)
_Andrea Mitchell
Posted by: gNewt...don't like Ryan..better call Paul at July 25, 2016 10:23 PM (AC18V)
Posted by: Chewie at July 25, 2016 10:23 PM (c+7Ko)
Do they not like our schools, our media, our government? Do they not care for the racial intolerance, the classism, and the generally shitty way we treat each other?
Well, they should, they birthed all of it.
Posted by: Blacksheep at July 25, 2016 10:23 PM (bS6uW)
Titivating.
Posted by: t-bird at July 25, 2016 10:23 PM (w/iDp)
Posted by: Mooch at July 25, 2016 10:23 PM (LYCUN)
F**k Her and the broom stick She rode in on... By the way will anyone research Her "slaves" built the WH?
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 10:23 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Nip Sip at July 25, 2016 10:23 PM (F1iXz)
I thought the counting slaves as full people was the racist position to give the south more power.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:05 PM (eU/yZ)
The slave holding states wanted them counted as full people so those states would get more congressmen which were allocated by population. The yankees didn't want slaves counted at all (non-people) because they were not considered people. You can decide which position was "more racist." The 3/5 compromise, counted them as 3/5ths of a person so that while not counted as a non-person they did not get a full person status for congressional representation.
However, the lofos all think the compromise was somehow the founders being racist, when it had more to do with how the slaves were thought of. I think the more racist position was that they were not people at all, but hey, that's my opinion.
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 10:11 PM
^Agree. And on that issue I might mention Indians were not counted in censuses till 1840 or 1850.
Back to the DNC, glad to know MO describes her home as "built by slaves".
And as it continues Juan Williams just proved himself an idiot again.
Posted by: Farmer at July 25, 2016 10:23 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 10:23 PM (/tuJf)
_Andrea Mitchell
Posted by: gNewt...don't like Ryan..better call Paul at July 25, 2016 10:23 PM (AC18V)
** Sigh ** Christmas in July!
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 10:24 PM (kXoT0)
It's highly disturbing. I don't want to think about it.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:24 PM (eU/yZ)
You gals really savage one another. I marvel at it. And have no idea what you're talking about.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 10:24 PM (9ym/8)
Women should run away from any Kennedy male if they know what's good for them.
Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 25, 2016 10:24 PM (ozZau)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 10:24 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 25, 2016 10:24 PM (MNgU2)
Sit-In Bull. Lieawatha. Suckagawea. Fauxcahontas.
Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 25, 2016 10:24 PM (H9MG5)
Paging Tom Clancy and one giant JAL 747 kamikaze, pick up the sun red courtesy phone.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2016 10:24 PM (xNWlE)
Posted by: jaimo at July 25, 2016 10:24 PM (eDc0r)
Posted by: Jen the original at July 25, 2016 10:24 PM (Zz6ul)
_Andrea Mitchell
Posted by: gNewt...don't like Ryan..better call Paul at July 25, 2016 10:23 PM (AC18V)
Meaning 90%
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 10:24 PM (O2RFr)
If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together.
And for "together", let us dump a coupla dozen "undocumented Americans" on your back.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2016 10:24 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: dartist at July 25, 2016 10:24 PM (qmou8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 10:17 PM (1ZOkK)
I'd like to think so, but the victors have the MSM rewrite the history so...
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 25, 2016 10:24 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Nip Sip at July 25, 2016 10:24 PM (F1iXz)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 10:25 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 10:25 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 25, 2016 10:25 PM (yNyJy)
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 10:23 PM (O2RFr)
It's been done. It was built by a mixture of Irish, freedmen, and a very few slaves.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 10:25 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 10:25 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 10:25 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon
I've got two bucks on 'inspirational'
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 25, 2016 10:25 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 10:25 PM (sdi6R)
It should be noted that it would have been pretty damn hard back then to count a lot of them.
Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 10:25 PM (XHWYb)
Posted by: MFM at July 25, 2016 10:26 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Better-Than-Sex-Cake is not at July 25, 2016 10:26 PM (QGPNk)
Let's get ready for some incoherence!
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 10:25 PM (/tuJf)
Who's speaking now? You're gonna have to be more specific.
Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2016 10:26 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2016 10:26 PM (xNWlE)
Well, at least she'll have the honor as going down in history as Worst First Lady Ever.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 10:17 PM (1ZOkK)
What about me? I was ghey AND a commie.
Posted by: Eleanor at July 25, 2016 10:26 PM (F1iXz)
Posted by: Chief Liewatha Warren at July 25, 2016 10:26 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 10:26 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: Jen the original at July 25, 2016 10:24 PM (Zz6ul)
I would like to again thank the citizens of Massachusetts for taking her off Oklahoma's hands.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 10:26 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 10:26 PM (XHWYb)
They weren't allowed to vote anywhere. Women weren't allowed to vote either but they weren't dubbed "non-people" so that they didn't have to be counted.
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 10:16 PM (eSQgj)
Its basically a mess all around. Which is why its kind of stupid to use it to try and score political points today. Which is of course why democrats use it. As you said, its pretty bad to not even want to count them as people. Its also pretty bad to not even want to consider them as people, while still trying to count them as such. Thus a mess all around.
Posted by: buzzion at July 25, 2016 10:26 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 10:26 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: jaimo at July 25, 2016 10:20 PM (eDc0r) "
I like them a lot as well. I know a lot of hardcore fans think those Cetera-driven ballads aren't 'real' Chicago, and that the band died with Terry Kath, but hell, I think it just shows they have range. Though my favorite song of theirs is 25 or 6 to 4, which is very early in their career.
(And to be fair, If You Leave Me Now is also a Cetera-driven ballad, and that was during the Kath era)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 25, 2016 10:26 PM (kumBu)
The ladies know what I'm talking about. I really wouldn't be that mean but I'm sick of hearing how elegant and stylish she is.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:26 PM (eU/yZ)
Hillary the martyr
And never made a dime doing it
Except for millions.
Bernie bots shouting her down
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 10:27 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Ripley at July 25, 2016 10:27 PM (0vsws)
Posted by: firehorse at July 25, 2016 10:27 PM (//TVq)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:27 PM (eU/yZ)
convention after-action reports? I'm going to put five bucks on
"uplifting".
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 25, 2016 10:18 PM (NeFrd)
I'll place $20 on "Passionate!"
Posted by: OldDominionMom at July 25, 2016 10:27 PM (GzDYP)
Posted by: Moochie at July 25, 2016 10:22 PM (F1iXz)
Oh my, how you can turn a phrase, bless your heart!
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 25, 2016 10:27 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 10:27 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 25, 2016 10:27 PM (sqHNm)
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 10:27 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 25, 2016 10:27 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Better-Than-Sex-Cake is not at July 25, 2016 10:27 PM (QGPNk)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 10:27 PM (/tuJf)
-Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 10:25 PM (kXoT0)
And Free-Masons! Look it up, people! They made the dollar into a Cult Classic! *cough!* So...
Posted by: Alex Jones, Free-Roaming Idiot at July 25, 2016 10:27 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2016 10:27 PM (WYh6/)
Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 25, 2016 10:28 PM (ozZau)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 10:28 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 25, 2016 10:28 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:28 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: jaimo at July 25, 2016 10:28 PM (eDc0r)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:27 PM (eU/yZ)
Well, you fucked up!
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 10:28 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: An Observation at July 25, 2016 10:28 PM (vGhPp)
Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 10:28 PM (XHWYb)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 25, 2016 10:28 PM (yNyJy)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 25, 2016 10:28 PM (LYCUN)
My Husband calls Her Jackie Ho
I denounce Myself...
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 10:29 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 25, 2016 10:29 PM (NeFrd)
"I wake up in a house built by slaves. I find myself in the 'master' bedroom -- the master's bed. As I get out of bed, I can feel the lash on my back like it was just yesterday. I look out the window and see two black girls on the grounds working at tending a dog. A black dog. The dog has a tight collar around his neck shackling his black body. A leash keeps him from escaping to freedom. The master dominates and controls black dogs' bodies."
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at July 25, 2016 10:29 PM (5xDis)
Posted by: Lieawatha at July 25, 2016 10:29 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: firehorse at July 25, 2016 10:29 PM (//TVq)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:29 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2016 10:29 PM (xNWlE)
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 10:30 PM (7qAYi)
And how!
*tomahawks something*
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 10:30 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Sexist Black Man at July 25, 2016 10:30 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: Pokihantas at July 25, 2016 10:30 PM (c+7Ko)
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 10:30 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 10:30 PM (XHWYb)
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 25, 2016 10:30 PM (gyKtp)
An R'n'B group from the 90's, Az Yet, did covers of both "Hard to Say I'm Sorry" and "You're The Inspiration."
For the "You're The Inspiration" cover, Cetera is actually featured on the song and is in the music videos. It's, uh....odd. But the band actually does a great job covering both songs.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 25, 2016 10:31 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: pahoubnd 13 at July 25, 2016 10:31 PM (dxZ3a)
Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 10:31 PM (XHWYb)
Even for a convention speech this is just dumb.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 25, 2016 10:31 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 25, 2016 10:30 PM (gyKtp)<<<
Run to the Hills.
Posted by: Iron Maiden at July 25, 2016 10:31 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: jaimo at July 25, 2016 10:32 PM (eDc0r)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:26 PM (eU/yZ)
Same here, she and Hillz come out in outfits made from used upholstery material in garish colors and right on cute, the MSM gushes away. They both always look awful.
I only give Hillary points for her jewelry. She wears top notch jewelry, but, paired up with tweed couch material, it loses something, no, hell, it loses everything, it might as well be dimestore junk instead of tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of pearls/diamonds/platinum/gold/etc.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 10:32 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Pam at July 25, 2016 10:32 PM (cF0hS)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 10:32 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 25, 2016 10:32 PM (wYnyS)
Right index finger in left palm, tap, tap, tap. Hook 'em Horns. "OK" sign, index finger of other hand through the hole, open palm vertical squiggle, twice. Dolphin leaps right to left then left to right. Two fingers up bunny hop, hands in armpits flap elbows, flap, flap. Thumb and finger "L" to forehead, tap, tap, tap, squiggle, mark of Zorro in the air, hesitate, catch breath.
Thumbs in ears waggle fingers, thumb and pinkie "Hang Loose" waggle...
Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy at July 25, 2016 10:32 PM (NeFrd)
She's also likens the WH to a prison, where she threatens to one day just walk out, ignoring the SS.
I'm sure it's weird living in a fishbowl like that, but all past FLOTUSs have had the decency not to b#tch about. Not our Michelle, she needs to remind us again and again how hard it is to be her, even as FLOTUS.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 10:32 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 25, 2016 10:32 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2016 10:32 PM (xNWlE)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 25, 2016 10:32 PM (ODxAs)
*****
Have you seen her Princeton thesis? It is an indecipherable word salad of Black ethnic rage.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 25, 2016 10:32 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 10:32 PM (XHWYb)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 25, 2016 10:32 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 10:32 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 25, 2016 10:33 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: jaimo at July 25, 2016 10:33 PM (eDc0r)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 10:33 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: firehorse at July 25, 2016 10:33 PM (//TVq)
Posted by: Blacksheep at July 25, 2016 10:33 PM (bS6uW)
I've never payed attention to her jewelry because I can't get over Hilary's terrible pantsuits.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:33 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 10:33 PM (XHWYb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2016 10:34 PM (xNWlE)
Posted by: Princess Tiger-Lily, formerly from HotAir at July 25, 2016 10:34 PM (vfC/C)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 10:34 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Blacksheep at July 25, 2016 10:34 PM (bS6uW)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 10:27 PM (/tuJf)
The Cherokees beg to differ.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 10:34 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:34 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 25, 2016 10:32 PM (YLidQ)
Is that actually still available? I'd have thought it would be on a secure serve somewhere by now.
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 25, 2016 10:35 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 10:35 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: firehorse at July 25, 2016 10:35 PM (//TVq)
Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 10:35 PM (XHWYb)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 10:35 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: @votermom at July 25, 2016 10:35 PM (7lVbc)
Posted by: Trojan Man at July 25, 2016 10:36 PM (w/iDp)
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 10:36 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 10:36 PM (GUBah)
A professor bemoaning the high cost of student loans.
Posted by: reason at July 25, 2016 10:36 PM (nKoz8)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:36 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 25, 2016 10:36 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2016 10:36 PM (xNWlE)
Posted by: Blacksheep at July 25, 2016 10:36 PM (bS6uW)
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 25, 2016 10:35 PM (wYnyS)
*****
Probably not. I read most of it in '07. Good God......
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 25, 2016 10:36 PM (YLidQ)
Who would take any of these shit-for-brains seriously, let alone respect them?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 25, 2016 10:36 PM (ynJty)
Fair amount. They've made themselves heard.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 10:36 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 25, 2016 10:37 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:37 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: Blacksheep at July 25, 2016 10:37 PM (bS6uW)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:33 PM (eU/yZ)
It's hard to spot. The Saudis gave her a cool half million dollars worth of jewelry in the 90s. Both alexthechick and I agree that she has some seriously beautiful jewelry. BTW: Jewelry, especially pearls are a terrific way to bribe a woman...most people don't know that some pearl necklaces can be worth a hundred grand.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 10:37 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: reason at July 25, 2016 10:37 PM (nKoz8)
but it's very weird everytime she talks about a rigged system.... it's
bizarre given the whole weird Bernie thing.
Posted by: firehorse at July 25, 2016 10:33 PM (//TVq)
I think what happened is that they didn't think the emails would leak and they could pretend Bernie wasn't screwed, thus they could pitch the rigged system meme without consequences.
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 25, 2016 10:37 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 25, 2016 10:32 PM (YLidQ)
I have. It's an agrammatical, asyntactical and poorly reasoned regurgitation of the ethnic grievance slop in which she'd marinated for four years.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 10:37 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: firehorse at July 25, 2016 10:37 PM (//TVq)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 10:37 PM (GUBah)
"Hey, you how heavy those foreclosed house are?You try flipping them!"
- Fauxcahontas
Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 10:37 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 25, 2016 10:37 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 10:38 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 10:38 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 10:23 PM (O2RFr)
The original White House was started to be built in 1792 and the construction was done by freed and enslaved blacks and white immigrant craftsmen. I believe it was designed by an Irish architect.
It was burned to the ground by the British in the War of 1812. It was then rebuilt, and underwent numerous changes, enlargements, remodeling. and then Truman had it literally gutted and rebuilt due to some improper structural problems.
Virtually none of it is original except for the central foundation and some charred internal structure that is inside of walls. Some of the charred original wood is in museums, I believe I saw a piece at the Gerald Ford museum.
So Mooch's assertion that she wakes up in a house every day built by slaves is pretty much romantic bullshit. Useful bullshit propaganda that unless someone actually takes the time to look up, will keep being repeated and taught in schools until it is accepted as a universal truth.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 25, 2016 10:38 PM (Zz6ul)
Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 10:35 PM
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I think it's effective though. I'm not sure it is, but I worry it is. They're repeating the Bain Capital playbook attacks from last time.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 10:38 PM (6IPEM)
Tap tap squiggle, bunny hop right to left, two handed crab pincher grasp motion.
Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy at July 25, 2016 10:38 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 25, 2016 10:38 PM (+b2T3)
Little White Dove.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 25, 2016 10:32 PM (ODxAs)
Cherokee Maiden, by Merle. I'd almost vote for her if they played that for her entry.
Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 25, 2016 10:38 PM (ozZau)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 10:38 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 10:39 PM (XHWYb)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 10:39 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:37 PM (eU/yZ)
Portion? When haven't they been pushing class race, or sex warfare?
Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 10:39 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Blacksheep at July 25, 2016 10:39 PM (bS6uW)
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If it's inside the convention, I may have to tune back
Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 25, 2016 10:39 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: Ripley at July 25, 2016 10:39 PM (0vsws)
Posted by: Johnny Carson at July 25, 2016 10:39 PM (5xDis)
Posted by: runner at July 25, 2016 10:39 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 10:35 PM
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As the GOP convention was partly about Hillary. Lock her up was the theme.
Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 25, 2016 10:40 PM (ozZau)
Democratic National Convention live updates: Michelle Obama says election is 'about who will have the power to shape our children'
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So there you go.
Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 10:40 PM (3myMJ)
Now I'm going to be staring at the jewelry instead of trying to figure out why someone would dress in those pantsuits.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:40 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 10:40 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 25, 2016 10:41 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 10:41 PM (GUBah)
I mean rigged?Yeah the Dems was proven to be rigged...
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 10:42 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:42 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 25, 2016 10:42 PM (yNyJy)
Posted by: reason at July 25, 2016 10:42 PM (nKoz8)
Professors will work for free now?
I thought not.
Hang on to your wallets.
Posted by: Ian Galt at July 25, 2016 10:43 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Blacksheep at July 25, 2016 10:43 PM (bS6uW)
I love her, but part of me can't help but count down the days 'til she moves out...to Texas.
Posted by: Lord Kill Me Now at July 25, 2016 10:43 PM (UyZSe)
Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 10:39 PM (XHWYb)
After he signed it into law, and the SJW and left corporatists went berserk, he went back to the legislature and had them water it down it a bit.
Not a good thing to do, but I think the pressure was enormous. Everyone from the NCAA to large companies were threatening to leave Indiana over it.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 25, 2016 10:43 PM (Zz6ul)
Someone do Us all a favor and get Her one of those small pox blankets
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 10:43 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:43 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 10:39 PM (XHWYb)
Forget it=they're rolling. Never mind Bubba signed RFRA.
It's hilarious whenever they they try to scare people on safe, nice guy Pence.
Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 25, 2016 10:43 PM (ozZau)
With what fucking money? Oh yeah, ours.
"climate change is real"
*eyeroll*
"equal pay and kill all teh little babies"
same ol same ol
"Hillary! will fight big banks"
Except when she's taking their cash "donations" for speeches
"big money out of politics and fight corruption"
Bwhahahaha!
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 10:44 PM (GUBah)
I did not know that!
Posted by: Johnny Carson at July 25, 2016 10:39 PM (5xDis)
:-)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 25, 2016 10:45 PM (yNyJy)
Posted by: Blacksheep at July 25, 2016 10:45 PM (bS6uW)
Posted by: reason at July 25, 2016 10:45 PM (nKoz8)
Posted by: Shai Dorsai! at July 25, 2016 10:46 PM (brIR5)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 10:46 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Blacksheep at July 25, 2016 10:46 PM (bS6uW)
I kinda wish my Hopi name was my real name, or like at least my middle name. It's a badass name - Nakiachop.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 25, 2016 10:46 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Ripley at July 25, 2016 10:46 PM (0vsws)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 10:46 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: The Democrat National Convention at July 25, 2016 10:47 PM (5xDis)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 25, 2016 10:47 PM (yNyJy)
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 10:47 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 25, 2016 10:49 PM (yNyJy)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 10:49 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: reason at July 25, 2016 10:49 PM (nKoz8)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 25, 2016 10:50 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2016 10:34 PM (xNWlE) "
Only if they get some help from the Rio Olympics organizing committee.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 25, 2016 10:50 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Brit Hume at July 25, 2016 10:50 PM (nKoz8)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 25, 2016 10:50 PM (yNyJy)
Posted by: firehorse at July 25, 2016 10:51 PM (//TVq)
What is getting notice is the action inside the building.
Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 10:51 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Shai Dorsai! at July 25, 2016 10:51 PM (brIR5)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 10:52 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 25, 2016 10:52 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Better-Than-Sex-Cake is not at July 25, 2016 10:52 PM (QGPNk)
Posted by: Bernie at July 25, 2016 10:52 PM (nKoz8)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 10:52 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2016 10:52 PM (WYh6/)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at July 25, 2016 10:52 PM (5xDis)
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 10:53 PM (eSQgj)
Even if its 40hrs a week making fries.
Posted by: reason at July 25, 2016 10:42 PM (nKoz
Why 40 hrs? Why not 30 hours to be considered 'full time' ?
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 25, 2016 10:53 PM (MNgU2)
Thank you!
I am going to thank each of my supporters individually now.
Posted by: Bernie at July 25, 2016 10:53 PM (nKoz8)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at July 25, 2016 10:54 PM (5xDis)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at July 25, 2016 10:55 PM (ilEbj)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 10:55 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at July 25, 2016 10:55 PM (GzDYP)
Posted by: Joy Behar, hiding in the podium undoing Bernie's fly. at July 25, 2016 10:55 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 10:56 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: reason at July 25, 2016 10:57 PM (nKoz8)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 10:59 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: dogfish at July 25, 2016 11:00 PM (BXd3l)
Posted by: reason at July 25, 2016 11:00 PM (nKoz8)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 11:00 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 11:01 PM (GUBah)
And finally kicking us into poverty once and for all through massive massive confiscation.
Posted by: reason at July 25, 2016 11:02 PM (nKoz8)
Posted by: reason at July 25, 2016 11:00 PM (nKoz
*****
And yet you are here all day every day trashing Trump. What is your end goal in doing this?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 25, 2016 11:03 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 11:04 PM (GUBah)
Illegal activity in the State Department - FINE
Posted by: reason at July 25, 2016 11:04 PM (nKoz8)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 11:04 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 25, 2016 11:04 PM (yNyJy)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 11:05 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: firehorse at July 25, 2016 11:06 PM (//TVq)
There must be more than one person that uses thr name reason on here.
I haven't been here in years, and have only been back in the evenings for about three weeks.
Posted by: reason at July 25, 2016 11:06 PM (nKoz8)
But his wallet is ALL IN, baby!!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 11:06 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 11:06 PM (GUBah)
dolts.
Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2016 11:07 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at July 25, 2016 11:07 PM (Hm4tY)
Posted by: Martell at July 25, 2016 11:07 PM (sR0Ak)
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 11:08 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 11:08 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 11:09 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 11:09 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 25, 2016 10:30 PM
LMAO, you almost brought me to tears. Good thing I didn't have a mouthful of wine at the moment.
Posted by: Farmer at July 25, 2016 11:09 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: reason at July 25, 2016 11:10 PM (nKoz8)
God bless all.
Better things to do than talk and watch DNC.
Have to go and clean kitty litter...
Posted by: Martell at July 25, 2016 11:10 PM (sR0Ak)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 11:10 PM (GUBah)
Reading posts from "person" makes me curious, and I think of cats and cats piss. no idea why.
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at July 25, 2016 11:11 PM (Hm4tY)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 11:11 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: reason at July 25, 2016 11:12 PM (nKoz8)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 11:12 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at July 25, 2016 11:13 PM (Hm4tY)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 11:14 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at July 25, 2016 11:14 PM (Hm4tY)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 25, 2016 11:14 PM (yNyJy)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 11:14 PM (GUBah)
Did she wver est enough bananas to fit into her little black dress? I'm curious how that ever panned out.
I hope she looked fab for her Code Pink confab.
Posted by: reason at July 25, 2016 11:15 PM (nKoz8)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 11:15 PM (GUBah)
"Revolutionize higher education" Guarantees parents making $125k or less kids get free kollage
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 11:12 PM (GUBah)
Party! No longer need to save for my kids' futures! (Good heavens. Who are these people who believe everything can be free?)
Posted by: Better-Than-Sex-Cake is not at July 25, 2016 11:15 PM (QGPNk)
Posted by: firehorse at July 25, 2016 11:15 PM (//TVq)
Medicare for everyone over 55!
Posted by: reason at July 25, 2016 11:16 PM (nKoz8)
Enjoyed the snarky humor. G'night.
Posted by: jazzuscounty at July 25, 2016 11:16 PM (iRHb1)
Posted by: firehorse at July 25, 2016 11:15 PM (//TVq)
He probably has that "adult baby" fetish and sucks on a giant pacifier whilst toddling about the house in his Depends.
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 11:17 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at July 25, 2016 11:17 PM (Hm4tY)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 11:17 PM (GUBah)
Hillarys default fake-excited-smile is only top teeth.
Maybe they share dentures?
Posted by: reason at July 25, 2016 11:18 PM (nKoz8)
Posted by: Better-Than-Sex-Cake is not at July 25, 2016 11:19 PM (QGPNk)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 11:19 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at July 25, 2016 11:19 PM (Hm4tY)
Posted by: REASON at July 25, 2016 11:19 PM (nKoz8)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 11:20 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 11:20 PM (GUBah)
"I wake up in a house built by slaves. I find myself in the 'master' bedroom -- the master's bed. As I get out of bed, I can feel the lash on my back like it was just yesterday. I look out the window and see two black girls on the grounds working at tending a dog. A black dog. The dog has a tight collar around his neck shackling his black body. A leash keeps him from escaping to freedom. The master dominates and controls black dogs' bodies."
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at July 25, 2016 10:29 PM
And over 50% of the American public approves of her. Go figure.
Posted by: Farmer at July 25, 2016 11:21 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: REASON at July 25, 2016 11:21 PM (nKoz8)
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at July 25, 2016 11:21 PM (Hm4tY)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 11:22 PM (GUBah)
Sounds violent. Incitful. Will Bernie take responsibility for anyone getting killed with the initials TPP?
Posted by: REASON at July 25, 2016 11:22 PM (nKoz8)
Posted by: firehorse at July 25, 2016 11:23 PM (//TVq)
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at July 25, 2016 11:23 PM (Hm4tY)
Posted by: Garbone at July 25, 2016 11:25 PM (9dH/8)
Posted by: REASON at July 25, 2016 11:25 PM (nKoz8)
Posted by: Farmer at July 25, 2016 11:26 PM (o/90i)
bedroom -- the master's bed. As I get out of bed, I can feel the lash on
my back like it was just yesterday. I look out the window and see two
black girls on the grounds working at tending a dog. A black dog. The
dog has a tight collar around his neck shackling his black body. A leash
keeps him from escaping to freedom. The master dominates and controls
black dogs' bodies."
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at July 25, 2016 10:29 PM
Those are your girls and your fricken dog, BO, you ignorant racist POS.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 25, 2016 11:26 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 25, 2016 11:27 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Al Franken at July 25, 2016 11:27 PM (nKoz8)
Posted by: something written in Sharpie on Obamas college transcript at July 25, 2016 11:30 PM (nKoz8)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 25, 2016 11:31 PM (yNyJy)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 25, 2016 11:26 PM
Hmmm, you noticed she's racist also?
Funny how that happens here.
My MIL grew up in her neighborhood. MO is from a very racist part of the population.
Posted by: Farmer at July 25, 2016 11:33 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 25, 2016 11:40 PM (yNyJy)
in no time flat. Project much? Free Shit Much? Warren talking about Rigged? Comerade gave the best CPUSA speech ever! God help us all!
See you on the other side.
Posted by: Travis Bickle at July 25, 2016 11:47 PM (B/Yrv)
I self-identify as a super-model. Bite moi.
I simply cannot watch, but feel bad for the Bernie people at the 8' gate, pressing their signs against it. Miles away. Freedom of speech in action. I did enjoy, very much, DWS getting booed out of Philly. In the rare moments (ten min total for Booker and Warren, I could hear yapping of some sort in background vs quiet and attentive listeners. I guess that all changed when Mooch thundered onstage. pfft.
They are so pathetic. Bring out their "big guns" first night. Who is left? The guy worried about Guam tipping? harfing.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 26, 2016 12:13 AM (Wb4xo)
OMG, I'm dying here. Thanks for that one.
Posted by: Trumps of Doom at July 26, 2016 12:33 AM (wvPvB)
"#Bailout2016" the election bailout plan that could save us from both Trump and Hillary.
http://tinyurl.com/zzxaddb
Posted by: TriggerWarning at July 26, 2016 01:48 AM (DncGp)
Doug Coe: "Hitler, Goebbels, and Himmler were three men. Think of the immense power these three men had, these nobodies from nowhere"
https://newrepublic.com/article/63233/family-ties
Posted by: TriggerWarning at July 26, 2016 03:02 AM (DncGp)
"A genuinely loving spiritual mentor and guide to anyone regardless of party or faith, who wants to deepen his or her relationship to God."
http://tinyurl.com/jpfqwge
Posted by: TriggerWarning at July 26, 2016 03:26 AM (DncGp)
Posted by: eleven
The wearer's left, but yes.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 26, 2016 07:28 AM (QdAXQ)
Posted by: Bruce
I can't help but wonder if Hillary and the DNC's password was "RESET".
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 26, 2016 07:30 AM (QdAXQ)
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the caldron boil and bake;. . .
*
*
How now, you secret, black, and midnight hags!
What is 't you do here?
Posted by: Macbeth at the DNC at July 26, 2016 10:59 AM (txdEq)
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