IG Report Damns Hillary Clinton and Her Corrupt Staff

Major takeaways:

* Her private email account and server broke the rules, and those rules were promulgated to give specifics to the law. As Rush Limbaugh was just saying, this is a piecemeal way of getting at "she broke the law."

* She compromised national security recklessly. Her emails document two "attacks" on her unsecure server.

* Of her 26 aides, only five answered the IG's questionnaire. Among the criminals refusing to answer questions (who else but criminals tell the cops to go hang?) are Jake Sullivan, Cheryl Mills, Human "Muslim Brotherhood" Abedin, and of course Hillary Clinton.

* She said she turned over all work related emails and merely destroyed her "yoga routines." She lied. The IG found work emails she did not turn over -- these emails found by other means (such as searching other people's emails).

Ergo, Hillary did not turn over her emails as the law requires, nor did she maintain them, as the law requires. Instead, she destroyed official government records -- illegally.

Her response? It's a Vast Right Wing Conspiracy, of course:




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1 Who wants what luck

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2016 02:45 PM (3wHFl)

2 That was supposed to be wow.

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2016 02:45 PM (3wHFl)

3 How Presidential...

Posted by: 7% Solution at May 25, 2016 02:46 PM (N4klH)

4 Hoping for an indictment and the rule of law, expecting neither.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at May 25, 2016 02:47 PM (dF04M)

5 So why has she not been prosecuted for felony violations yet?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 25, 2016 02:47 PM (vvmPQ)

6 Consequences. I'm still waiting for them...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 25, 2016 02:47 PM (8ZskC)

7 Hate to make this into a Trump thread this early, but there is no way on earth this would have come up in the General if Jeb! was the nominee. Trump will use this every time he can.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 25, 2016 02:47 PM (iONHu)

8 You know who this helps, right?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 25, 2016 02:47 PM (ptqRm)

9 Obviously, this means we have failed Hillary. Like we've failed Obama. Why do we keep failing them?

Wont somebody please think of the children?

Posted by: Gaff at May 25, 2016 02:47 PM (jPS2y)

10 So, other than the Benghazi dead, I wonder how many other lives have been put at risk/ended thanks to her deliberate lawlessness?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2016 02:48 PM (1ZOkK)

11 Hillary and Whitewater from the Trump folks, I understand the thought given how blatantly corrupt and egregious that was, but its a non-starter. too complicated, too far in the past, and the DNC will just yell "eightyleven gazillion dollars and years spent for nothing!"

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 25, 2016 02:48 PM (39g3+)

12 Hope this is just more drip, drip, drip on Hillary's poll numbers.

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2016 02:48 PM (3wHFl)

13

8ters!!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 25, 2016 02:49 PM (HSmrB)

14 "I have the greatest admiration and respect for Madame Clinton."

Posted by: El Gobernador Jeb Bush at May 25, 2016 02:49 PM (8ZskC)

15 This, plus the Whitewater thing in the sidebar.

It moved.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 25, 2016 02:49 PM (HMt16)

16 >>Hope this is just more drip, drip, drip on Hillary's poll numbers.


Depends.

Posted by: garrett at May 25, 2016 02:49 PM (NvC7m)

17 This is as good as the State Dpt can make it look. FBI will have something closer to the truth.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 25, 2016 02:49 PM (6Ll1u)

18 Mistakes were made,

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 25, 2016 02:49 PM (JO9+V)

19 Hillary Clinton allowed foreign governments to steal America's classified secrets.

Barack Obama allowed foreign governments to dictate America's policy.

So, really, in comparison, Hillary is better! Vote Hillary!

Posted by: zombie at May 25, 2016 02:49 PM (jBuUi)

20 And of this, what will be done?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 25, 2016 02:49 PM (LA7Cm)

21 I wonder what Obama's strategy is. Wait for Bernie to win CA, then indict Hillary, then flip the super delegates to Bernie?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 25, 2016 02:49 PM (R+30W)

22 This is the face of the Democrat Party.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Lighter Fluid, Charcoal, and Othe Car-Be-Cue Supplies at the Outrage Outlet at May 25, 2016 02:49 PM (hLRSq)

23


young brains being shaped by the news

trump is trumpeting this stuff

young brains being shaped by star power

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 25, 2016 02:49 PM (qCMvj)

24 Mistakes were made.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016 Barking For Us at May 25, 2016 02:49 PM (8ZskC)

25

SO?

Posted by: DEBBIE WASSERMAN TEST SCHLITZ at May 25, 2016 02:49 PM (KId5h)

26 This dog just won't hunt.

**arf arf arf**

**hic**

Posted by: the Cankle Spaniel at May 25, 2016 02:49 PM (H9MG5)

27 Biden and Warren on deck.

Posted by: @votermom at May 25, 2016 02:50 PM (7lVbc)

28 Catherine Herridge said on Fox this morning, this thing isn't close to over.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2016 02:50 PM (1ZOkK)

29 The "Rule of Law" was Outlawed in the "New Normal" of Zhe...

Posted by: 7% Solution at May 25, 2016 02:50 PM (N4klH)

30 Fer Chrissakes -

Just fucking arrest the old bitch, already.

Posted by: garrett at May 25, 2016 02:50 PM (NvC7m)

31 Monetizing American foreign policy can be a messy business.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 25, 2016 02:50 PM (8ZskC)

32 In a sane world she wouldn't have even a prayer at a elected office, but we are now in cartoon land.

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2016 02:50 PM (3wHFl)

33 That sound you hear?

That is the sound of a Golden Scalp Weasel getting warmed up offstage.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Lighter Fluid, Charcoal, and Othe Car-Be-Cue Supplies at the Outrage Outlet at May 25, 2016 02:51 PM (hLRSq)

34 Correct when you have her clearance the protocol on out briefings and signing out of various jacketed projects, cases, and analysis is to create a trail for OPSEC purposes...

Hillary undermined ALL that and that in itself is a felony if your last name doesn't rhyme with "Huma Licking"...

State tried to fig leaf her a "there was systemic failures going back to the dawn of the E-mail era" but has to admit "she is by far the worst" and will also likely admit she did this to avoid FOIA....

we either have sensitive data laws or we don't...

and I don't think the genuine career types are willing to jettison OpSEC to save grammy H....

this is either Kabuki or her getting fucked...

we'll see.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 02:51 PM (g8Hfr)

35
SO?

Posted by: The MFM at May 25, 2016 02:51 PM (KId5h)

36 Ricardo Kill,

"And of this, what will be done?"

Depends on how she's looking heading into the general. If she's obviously going to lose, the axe falls. If it looks marginal or better, these are technicalities being blown out of proportion for partisan gain.

Posted by: JPS at May 25, 2016 02:51 PM (mH5lL)

37 So what.
Seriously. Won't matter to the NBC crowd.

Here, want a cigar?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 25, 2016 02:51 PM (C9pBZ)

38 Tell me more of this Julia loffe.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at May 25, 2016 02:51 PM (NvC7m)

39

the dems think obama will come out and campaign for hillary, and that his "favorability" numbers will push over the finish line

dunno bout that

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 25, 2016 02:51 PM (qCMvj)

40 Does she really want to change the speed limit to 55?

That seems even more insane than all the corruption.

Posted by: Max Power at May 25, 2016 02:51 PM (q177U)

41 Breaking News: Head of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy is none other than...

*ack*

*thud*

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Lighter Fluid, Charcoal, and Othe Car-Be-Cue Supplies at the Outrage Outlet at May 25, 2016 02:51 PM (hLRSq)

42 Major unreported takeaway:

Hillary is absolutely qualified follow Barack Obama as president.

From a criminality point of view, of course.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 25, 2016 02:52 PM (fJ7Xp)

43 Hate to make this into a Trump thread this early

Now see, why don't I believe you?

(Kidding, you are correct)

Posted by: pep at May 25, 2016 02:52 PM (3e8zv)

44 But Trump!!!!!
Hee's Baadddd!

This will be the typical response of the foam-finger waving team loyal dopes that fill our once great land.

Lemme know when she's smoking her last cigarette with a blindfold on.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 25, 2016 02:52 PM (kKHcp)

45 >>> young brains being shaped by star power
.....

We're glad tone of service! Expect to keep hearing more from us!

Posted by: 400 writers from the last thread and almost everyone in Hollywood at May 25, 2016 02:52 PM (71OEY)

46 My guess is this is the FBI trying to pressure the Justice Department into taking action, since they don't want to. Hard to imagine it will be effective, though.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 25, 2016 02:52 PM (39g3+)

47 Time for a Geritol Simmit

Posted by: Roy at May 25, 2016 02:52 PM (VndSC)

48 Oh that the others did it will be the talking point, forgetting the she's the worst.

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2016 02:52 PM (3wHFl)

49 When President Trump negotiates with foreign governments, he'll do so via Skype, and will allow his counterpart to see that during the conversation Trump has his finger poised above a giant red button that says "Launch Nukes."

It will be amazing the deals he'll get out of these nations!

Posted by: zombie at May 25, 2016 02:52 PM (jBuUi)

50 If I wasn't already drunk I'd get drunk on this news 'cause it could be me now. The candidate could now be me!

Posted by: Imbibing Joe Biden at May 25, 2016 02:53 PM (FXW24)

51 summit dammit

Posted by: Roy at May 25, 2016 02:53 PM (VndSC)

52 Sven, that's Huma's job....

(The farking, that is)

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 25, 2016 02:53 PM (C9pBZ)

53 Hillary did nothing wrong!!! And his is all Republicans fault!!!

http://tinyurl.com/jssa7kj

Posted by: Elijah Cummings at May 25, 2016 02:53 PM (H9MG5)

54 I take full personal responsibility for all instances of noncompliance, which were the fault of people acting on their own and who will be severely punished.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016 Barking For Us at May 25, 2016 02:53 PM (8ZskC)

55 >>this is either Kabuki or her getting fucked...


Unpossible.

The Stiction alone would kill an average man.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 25, 2016 02:53 PM (NvC7m)

56 40 Does she really want to change the speed limit to 55?

There goes Sammy Hagar's vote.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 25, 2016 02:53 PM (HMt16)

57 In a sane world she wouldn't have even a prayer at a elected office, but we are now in cartoon land.
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2016 02:50 PM (3wHFl)


she's taken hundreds of millions of dollars from very powerful people who want what they paid for

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 25, 2016 02:53 PM (qCMvj)

58 Just a good ol' girl

Never meaning no harm

Beats all you ever saw, Been in trouble with the law since the day she was spawned.

Straight'nin' the curves

Flatnin' the hills

Someday the pols might get her

But the law never will.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 25, 2016 02:53 PM (JO9+V)

59 Does she really want to change the speed limit to 55?

Well, its hard to know if anything pouring out of that sewer is honest or just pandering. So it could have been just one of those things she says to Greens to get them to donate to the foundation and vote, or it could be something she'd really do.

My guess is yes? But who can really say. She'd have to consult the altar and sacrifice a child to commune with her patron demon to know for sure.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 25, 2016 02:54 PM (39g3+)

60 I imagine that the Clintons have too much dirt on the Obamas for an indictment to materialize. It would be mutually assured destruction.

Posted by: Nonapod at May 25, 2016 02:54 PM (CLP9I)

61 The IG, the FBI, Congress ... nothing.

Posted by: Things Ben Franklin Did Not Say at May 25, 2016 02:54 PM (gmeXX)

62 Hillary didn't know that Blackberrys are racist.

Posted by: Roy at May 25, 2016 02:54 PM (VndSC)

63

Ho Hum, another day at the MFM...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 25, 2016 02:54 PM (KId5h)

64 She's too big to fail.
No bureaucrat is going to put their career on the line to go after Clinton, no matter how clear the evidence. She will skate. And on the million to one shot somebody has balls, Obama will just pardon her. Game over man, game over.

Posted by: wooga at May 25, 2016 02:54 PM (ztBLK)

65 40 Does she really want to change the speed limit to 55?
----------------------------------

How fast does her motorized scooter go?

Posted by: Roy at May 25, 2016 02:55 PM (VndSC)

66 Well, until shown otherwise, I think the safe assumption to make is that any "report," regardless of the source or how bad it looks, is part of the whitewash.

Unless and until there are arrests.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 25, 2016 02:55 PM (TOk1P)

67 58,

Heh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 25, 2016 02:55 PM (C9pBZ)

68 I tell you, with her poll numbers sinking, TFG will get rid of her by telling Lynch to indict her.

Posted by: PJ at May 25, 2016 02:55 PM (cHuNI)

69 And nothing will happen to her and thus the Rule of Law dies.

Posted by: alexthechick- Darth Sugartits at May 25, 2016 02:55 PM (mf5HN)

70
Look, now I may just be a humble small town Oriental...OOOOPS.

I mean, I may just be a small town humble writing Negro who.....GAAAAAAHG!

Sorry, sorry. I don't know what came over me and my nuacey understanding in my mind thoughts,

What I mean is....I like Hillary because she has a vag.

There.

That's what I meant.

...

...

...

also...oriental.....WAIT!

Posted by: Amy Tan at May 25, 2016 02:55 PM (0cMkb)

71 Nothing will ever come of it. She was given prior approval for all of it. O'Bumbles last act will be to pardon her for her crimes.

Posted by: Eddie at May 25, 2016 02:55 PM (zllbf)

72 10
So, other than the Benghazi dead, I wonder how many other lives have
been put at risk/ended thanks to her deliberate lawlessness?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2016 02:48 PM (1ZOkK)

No comment.

Posted by: Vince Foster at May 25, 2016 02:55 PM (jxbfJ)

73 I seem to remember how Hillary repeatedly stated that she operated within the rules and NEVER sent or received classified emails.

So this post is obviously wrong.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at May 25, 2016 02:56 PM (4ng05)

74 She really does know a lot of geeky email shit

H>

Is an inside geek joke, see?

Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at May 25, 2016 02:56 PM (Xq8vL)

75 You know, when one person at the office has it out to get you, it's probably that person's fault. If at every job you've worked for the past 30 years, everyone is out to get you, it's probably your fault.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 25, 2016 02:56 PM (KUaJL)

76 If she is indicted, will she go quietly? How many other Dem could the Clintons take down with them? Just on email alone, how many other Dems are using non-gov email accounts. How many of them exchanged email with Hillary?

What about other non-email scandalous behavior? How many others could she destroy? The Obamaites would love to take her out, but how do they defuse the landmine we call Clinton without it exploding in their collective faces?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 25, 2016 02:56 PM (R+30W)

77 They will never get Hilarity to waive the Fifth. She'll worry it will slip out of her tiny hand, break and no more drinkies.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 25, 2016 02:56 PM (FtrY1)

78 Posted by: zombie at May 25, 2016 02:52 PM (jBuUi)

Posted by: @votermom at May 25, 2016 02:56 PM (7lVbc)

79 At some point you just have to stop and wonder how we ever got this fucked up.

Posted by: Weasel at May 25, 2016 02:56 PM (6xtq3)

80 (with apologies to The English Beat, miserable commies though they were):

Server in the bathroom
Please talk free
The door is locked
Just you and me

Server in the bathroom. You're my
Server in the bathroom.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 25, 2016 02:56 PM (HMt16)

81

VOTE THE VAG!

Posted by: First World Problem Woman at May 25, 2016 02:56 PM (KId5h)

82 The existence of an opposition in any political office or other institution the power of which includes oversight or criticism of an office in which a Clinton is serving is definitionally a "conspiracy."


Posted by: Alec Leamas at May 25, 2016 02:57 PM (RfZaB)

83 71
Nothing will ever come of it. She was given prior approval for all of
it. O'Bumbles last act will be to pardon her for her crimes.


Posted by: Eddie at May 25, 2016 02:55 PM (zllbf)
I can't help but wonder if Obama (or Va JayJay) is doing this to harm her politically. Damage her enough to force another nominee from the Democrats. Then on his way out, TFG issues a pardon.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - PROUD LGBT - Loves Guns, Beer and Tatas at May 25, 2016 02:57 PM (jxbfJ)

84 So, where are the Unelectability Stats now?

According to the latest calculations, Trump is absolutely, completely, utterly and ruinous unelectable, which when converted to a numerical score means he is 99.999% unelectable.

But with this latest revelation, Hillary is thoroughly, teeth-grindingly, fundamentally, permanently and inescapably unelectable, which when converted to a numerical score means she is 99.999999% unelectable.

Therefore, Trump has this election locked up!

Posted by: zombie at May 25, 2016 02:57 PM (jBuUi)

85 The other shoe is that a national 55 would (allegedly) make electric cars more palatable (That's actually a theme on a few sites)...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 25, 2016 02:57 PM (C9pBZ)

86 Sing with me:

Where have you gone, Ken Starragio,

Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you...

Woo woo woo.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 25, 2016 02:57 PM (TOk1P)

87 Everyone repeat after me:

Mistakes were made. This has all be thoroughly investigated and no laws were broken. This is old news that has been dismissed by numerous agencies and investigations. There is nothing to see here. Move along. Speaking of which... back in 1986, Trump...

Posted by: Damiano at May 25, 2016 02:57 PM (71OEY)

88 If the polls start to look bad they have the skids greased.

Posted by: steevy at May 25, 2016 02:57 PM (B48dK)

89 >>>Does she really want to change the speed limit to 55?
----------------------------------

How fast does her motorized scooter go?
Posted by: Roy at May 25, 2016 02:55 PM (VndSC)<<<




Zoinks! Wasn't her "Scooby Van" clocked doing like 90+ somewhere?

Posted by: Shaggy at May 25, 2016 02:57 PM (H9MG5)

90 Sheesh. I never took more than I could carry out in my pants.

Posted by: Sandy Berger at May 25, 2016 02:57 PM (8ZskC)

91 ruinous = ruinously

Posted by: zombie at May 25, 2016 02:57 PM (jBuUi)

92 The Server is in the Bathroom,
on the right.

Posted by: John Fogerty at May 25, 2016 02:57 PM (NvC7m)

93 79
At some point you just have to stop and wonder how we ever got this fucked up.

Posted by: Weasel at May 25, 2016 02:56 PM (6xtq3)

Easy. All it takes for evil to succeed is for good men to do nothing.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - PROUD LGBT - Loves Guns, Beer and Tatas at May 25, 2016 02:57 PM (jxbfJ)

94 Does anyone here really think there's a single Democrat who would change their vote from Hillary to someone else even if she's indicted?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 25, 2016 02:58 PM (39g3+)

95 This needs to be a Country Song title :

"I'm no Trump fan,but ..."

Posted by: Mortimer at May 25, 2016 02:58 PM (uxHUH)

96 A normal human would be in prison, or at least, up on charges and getting ready for trial. She is COMPROMISED. She HAS compromised National Security, And she wants not just to skate criminally, but also a PROMOTION?! If Trump came out tomorrow with a dick glued to his forehead, it couldn't be more ludicrous than that.

If she skates, I have two words for you - "disparate treatment". Any other govt. official that faces discipline or prison for National Security violations will use those words and point to Spillery's outcome as legal precedent to look the other way on his/her own "spills".

Imagine the tax payer money we can save by outsourcing national security to Google Mail!

Posted by: SaltyDonnie at May 25, 2016 02:58 PM (i6shs)

97 Honey Badger Trump will shake Hill like the snake she is and sleep off the venom she oozes. And when the horde of media bees sting him and sting him some more, he won't care. Honey Badger doesn't give a shit.

Posted by: kathysaysso at May 25, 2016 02:58 PM (43OZ6)

98 Mika Tan - Oriental or Asian?

Posted by: Weasel at May 25, 2016 02:58 PM (6xtq3)

99 According to the latest calculations, Trump is absolutely, completely, utterly and ruinous unelectable, which when converted to a numerical score means he is 99.999% unelectable.


Trump will lose every state but Greenland.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 25, 2016 02:58 PM (8ZskC)

100 >>Mika Tan - Oriental or Asian?


Celestial.

Posted by: garrett at May 25, 2016 02:59 PM (NvC7m)

101 98 Posted by: Weasel at May 25, 2016 02:58 PM (6xtq3)

"yes"

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 02:59 PM (g8Hfr)

102 95 I now open up every sentence with it.

Posted by: steevy at May 25, 2016 02:59 PM (B48dK)

103 Geritol Simmit
_________________________


Scroll down fast enough and that becomes Gerbil Summit.
I had to look again...

Posted by: Richard Gere at May 25, 2016 03:00 PM (aQQbl)

104 >>Trump will lose every state but Greenland.


The 57th State is always the easiest.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at May 25, 2016 03:00 PM (NvC7m)

105 How do you not answer an IG and still have a am ID card that gets you in the door the next day?

Posted by: Jean at May 25, 2016 03:00 PM (J28LA)

106 Heh. Drudge's headline is damned near hysterical.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2016 03:00 PM (1ZOkK)

107 "I'm no Trump fan,but ...">>>

When My wife left me
My dog died
And I rolled my pickup truck.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 25, 2016 03:00 PM (Mxs5H)

108 In this IG report is this fascinating tidbit: Hillary was having to deal with the problem that e-mail addresses from her home brew server weren't getting through to employees at State and wrote that "Let's get separate address or device but I don't want any risk of the personal being accessible."

So she didn't want to take any risk of any of those 50,000 deleted recipes and yoga things becoming accessible. Makes perfect sense. Why would anyone risk their recipes and yoga things falling into the wrong hands.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 25, 2016 03:00 PM (r1fLd)

109 Human "Muslim Brotherhood" Abedin
---
LOL!

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 25, 2016 03:00 PM (8Y4jo)

110 The lack of flaming skulls indicates the feelings of what will become of this revelation.
Maybe the Federal Bureau of Security Reviews report will rate the skulls aflame.

Posted by: Hank at May 25, 2016 03:00 PM (GKsb7)

111 I've never understood this "they have a political ax to grind" defense. What the hell difference does it make what some investigator's motivation is (political or otherwise) if they're RIGHT? In point of fact, political motivation is baked into the cake of the 2-party system, the whole point of which is to tap into self-interest motivations to get one party to watch the other to the benefit of the system and the country.

Posted by: Socratease at May 25, 2016 03:00 PM (FqHs5)

112 I'm not sure which I find more unbelievable: That the deleted emails were about her yoga lessons or that Hillary actually does yoga, And no, I don't want to see a pic of Her Thigness in yoga pants as proof.

Posted by: Ripley at May 25, 2016 03:01 PM (1BQGO)

113 young brains being shaped by star power

__________


Did you see the Youtube video I linked to of Bernie Bros reaction to Sanders choosing Bernard Madoff as his running mate? Those idiots had no idea who Madoff was, and enthusiastically support Sanders's choice when told of Madoff's experience in financial matters.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 25, 2016 03:01 PM (oKE6c)

114 It is true that the slower you go, the longer your charge will last on a sparky car. Still takes just as long to recharge, though.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 25, 2016 03:01 PM (39g3+)

115 105 Posted by: Jean at May 25, 2016 03:00 PM (J28LA)


"because dumbass cuckolded GOP retards"

Watch the sting....

Kid Twist is tapping his nose

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 03:01 PM (g8Hfr)

116

We need solar powered cars that only drive 55 to save money to pay reparations to all those poor people we made feel unwelcome in the PTA...

Posted by: First World Problem Woman at May 25, 2016 03:01 PM (KId5h)

117 So now even Rethuglican plants of The Right Wing Hate Machine have been embedded in the government to aid and abet in the sabotage of Mrs. Clinton's noble quest to become America's first female president! I and I'm sure all right thinking, fair minded people urge her to ignore these alleged "scandals" and continue to fight for solutions to the pressing issues facing America's hard working middle class families such as the need for a 55 MPH speed limit, right wing hate speech, the lack of safe spaces on our college campuses, the proliferation of military style assault weapons wreaking havoc in our streets, and the bathroom rights of the transgendered!

Posted by: Real Everyday American at May 25, 2016 03:01 PM (YFFpo)

118 >>96
A normal human would be in prison,

QED.

Posted by: General Zod at May 25, 2016 03:02 PM (Bdeb0)

119 It seems the super rich and connected want to be kingsover us peasants.
Rules are for little people.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at May 25, 2016 03:02 PM (uhftQ)

120 And no, I don't want to see a pic of Her Thigness in yoga pants as proof.


Posted by: Ripley at May 25, 2016 03:01 PM (1BQGO)


Awww, come on. Not even her downward dog?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2016 03:02 PM (1ZOkK)

121

We need higher taxes to make sure poor minority neighbor hoods get fixed up.

So they stay there.

Posted by: First World Problem Woman at May 25, 2016 03:03 PM (KId5h)

122 No Trump fans but of course he's winning everything, will win the general, and all his non fans will say what a great president he was after his second term.

Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at May 25, 2016 03:03 PM (Xq8vL)

123 And no, I don't want to see a pic of Her Thigness in yoga pants as proof.

Why do you think I deleted all that??

Posted by: Clinton IT Guy at May 25, 2016 03:03 PM (39g3+)

124 IG?

You mean like what you say when you see a spider?

Posted by: Hillary *hic* at May 25, 2016 03:04 PM (uxHUH)

125 The only real question here is Obama dithering, dodging the decision, refusing to give the order while waiting for some other Administration Official to make the decision and take the blame?

Or is Obama deliberately dragging this out to cause as much damage to the Clintons as he can?

So, if there are any lawyers in the Horde who haven't left the blog in disgust or been banned, can the President give 'orders', instructions to the Attorney General, or is the DoJ an independent organization beyond the control of the president?

In the era of Watergate, the movie, Nixon was portrayed as trying to tell the Attorney General to stop the investigation into the Watergate break in.

So what is the real deal here. Does the Attorney General work for the President?

Are there other Federal Cabinet level departments that are 'independent' of the president's orders?

Posted by: Glorious Ungent at May 25, 2016 03:04 PM (kBd14)

126
#TheNewMarxists:

Rick Lowry
PJ O'Rourke
Erick Erickson

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 25, 2016 03:04 PM (iQIUe)

127 A normal human would be in prison, or at least, up on charges and getting ready for trial.

No trial. You'd plead out. The government doesn't like trials involving security matters. Of course, 13k emails communicated improperly (3 yrs ea) X stored improperly (5 urs ea); is a good reason to deal.

Posted by: Jean at May 25, 2016 03:04 PM (J28LA)

128
Gentleman Bernie is standing aside again:

>>When pressed on the idea that the process is done and that the conclusion came out against Clinton, Weaver declined to directly engage.

>>"Well, I think the report speaks for itself. This is obviously an area where the senator has chosen not to go," he said. "He's tried to keep this campaign on the issues. Issues like the minimum wage, on health care, on trade policy, on making college affordable. And that's why he's doing so well in this campaign is because he's talking about these substantive issues and people can make their own judgments about what is reported about the other issues."

>>As far as whether Sanders himself will address the latest development, Weaver replied, "I don't anticipate that he will."

Posted by: iforgot at May 25, 2016 03:04 PM (pC96u)

129 I've never understood this "they have a political ax to grind" defense. What the hell difference does it make what some investigator's motivation is (political or otherwise) if they're RIGHT? In point of fact, political motivation is baked into the cake of the 2-party system, the whole point of which is to tap into self-interest motivations to get one party to watch the other to the benefit of the system and the country.
Posted by: Socratease at May 25, 2016 03:00 PM (FqHs5)

Because when it's politically motivated, then you don't just get to use your personal connections as a member of the privileged class to get it swept under the rug.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 25, 2016 03:04 PM (KUaJL)

130 99

Aha, we now know the previously hidden 57th state. The one that saucy Senator Heinz snuck through the Senate.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 25, 2016 03:04 PM (FtrY1)

131 But wait!

400 toothless hillbillies have signed a petition (most by simply scribbling "X" on the dotted line). Here is the full text:

An Open Holler to the 'Murican Folkses

We-all, the undersigned, do find that there Hill'ry lady to be mighty vexin' to the human spirit. She needs a whippin' and that's no foolin'. Any o' y'all cityfolk who voteses fer her needs to watch yer backs! Grandpappy brough this here fire-iron back from the great war where he killded plenty o' Krauts with it, and I can part the hair on a squirrel from 400 yards when I ain't drunk.

Posted by: zombie at May 25, 2016 03:05 PM (jBuUi)

132 The other shoe is that a national 55 would (allegedly) make electric cars more palatable (That's actually a theme on a few sites)...
....

Next up, there will no longer be any letter grades below C in schools and the maximum weight of an infantry soldier is now 98 lbs. so new, teenage girl recruits will not be unfairly excluded by the expectation of carrying a 220 lbs man out of harms way. We're also proud to announce that we have eliminated the wage gap and all forms of social and employment discrimination by implementing a minimum wags of $15/ hour and a new federally mandated maximum wage of $16/ hour (for women, minorities, LGBT people, and other historically disenfranchised individuals. Maximum wage for white males will be the current minimum wage of $7.75/ hour)

Posted by: Damiano at May 25, 2016 03:05 PM (71OEY)

133
Her Defense:

Everybody does it.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 25, 2016 03:05 PM (iQIUe)

134 Anybody else would be turning big rocks into small rocks at Leavenworth.

Posted by: Bosk at May 25, 2016 03:05 PM (n2K+4)

135 >> Not even her downward dog?


You should check out my Lotus Blossom

Posted by: Hillary Clinton's Yoga Pants at May 25, 2016 03:05 PM (NvC7m)

136 Pics of the Obamas' new digs in DC
https://www.washingtonian.com/2016/05/25/obama-kalorama-mansion-pictures/

Posted by: @votermom at May 25, 2016 03:05 PM (7lVbc)

137 Nah, if Trump wins, after 1 year everyone here will be gnashing their teeth in fury at what a huge RINO he is, but still: Clinton would be worse

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 25, 2016 03:05 PM (39g3+)

138 Laws are for the little people.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 25, 2016 03:05 PM (0mRoj)

139
Look, if they kicked over Bergdahl so it doesnt potentially hurt Hills, they sure as hell are not going to take any action on this crap.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 25, 2016 03:05 PM (iQIUe)

140
Therefore, Trump has this election locked up!
Posted by: zombie at May 25, 2016 02:57 PM (jBuUi)


Austin Peterson is looking good

Posted by: Kindltot - wondering how sturdy that beam and this necktie both are at May 25, 2016 03:06 PM (ry34m)

141
So what is the real deal here.
---------------------

Rush thinks Obama is letting all this go forward through offices other than his own so that when Hillary crashes and burns he can claim his hands are clean.

IOW, she's toast.

Posted by: iforgot at May 25, 2016 03:06 PM (pC96u)

142 Her Defense:

Everybody does it.


And she's right. They all do, which is at least 90% of why the Justice Department doesn't want to go anywhere with this. Remember, that was the first thing she said when this came up: its standard, everyone does it... in this administration.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 25, 2016 03:07 PM (39g3+)

143

Does this Mao suit make me look fat? Yes? OK, I'll take off my panties.

Posted by: First World Problem Woman at May 25, 2016 03:07 PM (KId5h)

144 We-all, the undersigned, do find that there Hill'ry lady to be mighty vexin' to the human spirit. She needs a whippin' and that's no foolin'. Any o' y'all cityfolk who voteses fer her needs to watch yer backs! Grandpappy brough this here fire-iron back from the great war where he killded plenty o' Krauts with it, and I can part the hair on a squirrel from 400 yards when I ain't drunk.
Posted by: zombie at May 25, 2016 03:05 PM (jBuUi)


Rivvid!!!

*raises fist drunkenly*

Posted by: Gabby Johnson at May 25, 2016 03:07 PM (8ZskC)

145 >>As far as whether Sanders himself will address the latest development, Weaver replied, "I don't anticipate that he will."

Posted by: iforgot at May 25, 2016 03:04 PM (pC96u)


I was really hoping that at some point, Bernie would realize that he actually had a chance at winning the nomination, decide that he really wanted to do that, and to start going for the thoat on these things.

This time will be the first time that I've ever been disappointed in a socialist politician. First time for everything, I guess.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 25, 2016 03:08 PM (KUaJL)

146 This whole thing is suspicious. I feel the hammer is being cocked for something something really bad for this country, and not necessarily for the Hildebeast.

If Fredo is the one setting this all up, the ending will be disasterous for us.

Posted by: Soona at May 25, 2016 03:08 PM (Fmupd)

147 Does this Mao suit make me look fat? Yes? OK, I'll take off my panties.

No, oh Lord God no. You look like Twiggy, please, have a cheeseburger, its scaring the kids how skeletal you are.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 25, 2016 03:09 PM (39g3+)

148

"Hey Ladies!"

Posted by: Hitlery Love Beastie Huma at May 25, 2016 03:09 PM (KId5h)

149 /facepalm wrt zombie

Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at May 25, 2016 03:10 PM (Xq8vL)

150 I hope President Fuckstick drags this out as long as possible. This shit isn't going back into the tube and I'm rather enjoying watching Hillary! twist.

Posted by: Weasel at May 25, 2016 03:10 PM (6xtq3)

151
No bureaucrat is going to put their career on the line to go after Clinton
--------------------

Are you kidding? What do you call this report?

Posted by: iforgot at May 25, 2016 03:10 PM (pC96u)

152 Can Hildabeast take her wife to prison with her?

Posted by: torabora at May 25, 2016 03:10 PM (7X6gP)

153 Therefore, Trump has this election locked up!
Posted by: zombie


zombie!!

*forrest gump wave*

A mathematical proof of zombie's 'Least Worst Theorem'!
I like it!
You still think NY state could be up for grabs? Because I sure do.

Posted by: Hillary *hic* at May 25, 2016 03:11 PM (uxHUH)

154

What difference, at this point, does it make??!/1/1/!?!?!?!1/!?!!?!??

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 25, 2016 03:11 PM (HSmrB)

155 "5
So why has she not been prosecuted for felony violations yet?


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 25, 2016 02:47 PM (vvmPQ)"

Because that only happens in countries governed by the rule of law, not in banana republics.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 25, 2016 03:11 PM (QHgTq)

156

"Drip, Drip, Drip"

Posted by: Hitlery Love Beastie Huma With No Panties at May 25, 2016 03:11 PM (KId5h)

157 eww Hillary sock stuck to me

Posted by: Mortimer at May 25, 2016 03:11 PM (uxHUH)

158 98 Mika Tan - Oriental or Asian?
Posted by: Weasel at May 25, 2016 02:58 PM (6xtq3)
***
Yellow Trash....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 25, 2016 03:12 PM (lutOX)

159 Hillary does "yoga" like most "fluffy" old women do - as an excuse to roll on the floor in various nap positions in stretchy clothing and claim to be "exercising".

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 25, 2016 03:12 PM (ftx9F)

160 US Code, Title 18, Part 1, Chapter 101, Section 2071, Paragraph (a):

"Whoever willfully and unlawfully conceals, removes, mutilates, obliterates, or destroys, or attempts to do so, or, with intent to do so takes and carries away any record, proceeding, map, book, paper, document, or other thing, filed or deposited with any clerk or officer of any court of the United States, or in any public office, or with any judicial or public officer of the United States, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than three years, or both."

Paragraph (b): "Whoever, having the custody of any such record, proceeding, map, book, document, paper, or other thing, willfully and unlawfully conceals, removes, mutilates, obliterates, falsifies, or destroys the same, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than three years, or both; and shall forfeit his office and be disqualified from holding any office under the United States. As used in this subsection, the term 'office' does not include the office held by any person as a retired officer of the Armed Forces of the United States."

Spread the good word, people...

Posted by: Drumwaster at May 25, 2016 03:12 PM (0gZVL)

161 You still think NY state could be up for grabs? Because I sure do.

Posted by: Hillary *hic


Yep. NY and NJ are now in play.

Posted by: zombie at May 25, 2016 03:12 PM (jBuUi)

162
If she is indicted, will she go quietly?
----------------------

Edward Klein's guess is No. She'll brazen it out, saying "Innocent until proven guilty." There is way too much at stake for a "premature" surrender.

Posted by: iforgot at May 25, 2016 03:12 PM (pC96u)

163

From a comment in the last thread, Obama has leased a 4.3 million dollar property in Washington, D.C.

What is the lease payment on a 4.3 million dollar property in Washington, and how does Obama intend to make that payment?

Posted by: Glorious Ungent at May 25, 2016 03:12 PM (kBd14)

164 @156


Hey. That's my line.

Posted by: Hillary's Depends at May 25, 2016 03:13 PM (uxHUH)

165 "Does the Attorney General work for the President?"

Supposed to be independent, but clearly Holder wasn't and we can assume that his protege Lynch isn't either. What's gone unreported are the personal connections among those in Obama's inner circle.

Known Unknown: If the DOJ co-opted, is the FBI? Will Comey recommend a criminal referral? If so, will it leak?

Known Unknown: Would the Obamans risk damage to the D Party and the Progressive movement to vent their hatred of the Clintons? Related: Are they willing to cede control over the D Party and the Progressive movement to the Clintons?

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 25, 2016 03:13 PM (r1fLd)

166 143
Does this Mao suit make me look fat? Yes? OK, I'll take off my panties.

Posted by: First World Problem Woman at May 25, 2016 03:07 PM (KId5h)
"And will somebody do something about all the flies?"

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - PROUD LGBT - Loves Guns, Beer and Tatas at May 25, 2016 03:13 PM (jxbfJ)

167 I was really hoping that at some point, Bernie would realize that he actually had a chance at winning the nomination, decide that he really wanted to do that, and to start going for the thoat on these things.

This time will be the first time that I've ever been disappointed in a socialist politician. First time for everything, I guess.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 25, 2016 03:08 PM (KUaJL)

++++

He may want to stay out of the way Obama's take-out-Hillary plan. Instead of amping up the issue on the campaign trail, Sanders stays out of it. Obama's DOJ plays the game of tearing her down with the investigative process and then indicts her at their leisure, on their timetable.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 25, 2016 03:13 PM (R+30W)

168 Hourly radio news said she was totally exonerated and shut up.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 25, 2016 03:13 PM (k4M/B)

169 158 Can she make sammiches?

Posted by: Weasel at May 25, 2016 03:14 PM (6xtq3)

170 Funny stuff, all, but the reality is that she could take a piss on a homeless black transgendered woman in the middle of Times Square and the Mandarin class would still vote for her.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 25, 2016 03:15 PM (C9pBZ)

171 The only way she gets indicted is if her polls drop below 40 vs. Trump

Posted by: Iblis at May 25, 2016 03:16 PM (9221z)

172 Well, you know, ha ha ha ha hA HA HA HA HA HA cough cough cough bark bark cough cough cough HA HA cough COUGH COUGH COUGH ha ha ha ha!!!

Posted by: Hillary Klin-Ton at May 25, 2016 03:16 PM (39g3+)

173 Hillary blames VRWC on the same day that Kenneth Starr gets fired from Baylor???

I smell a rat!!!

*straps on Mk1 Mod0 Tinfoil Battle Helmet *

Posted by: Mortimer at May 25, 2016 03:16 PM (uxHUH)

174 Drudge is redder than the Dem platform.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 25, 2016 03:16 PM (HMt16)

175 OT - Powerlineblog has a great two minute video of Sen Cotton taking down Sen Reid. Well worth your time. I like the cut of Sen Cotton's jib.

Posted by: Things Ben Franklin Did Not Say at May 25, 2016 03:16 PM (gmeXX)

176 The only way she gets indicted is if her polls drop below 40 vs. Trump

Even then. They gotta stand together or hang separately.

Posted by: Hillary Klin-Ton at May 25, 2016 03:16 PM (39g3+)

177 Some people cannot get over the outdated idea that the law is intended to be applied equally to all citizens. And obeyed. By all.


Elections(of Marxists) have consequences.

Posted by: Malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at May 25, 2016 03:17 PM (3ZttN)

178 alexthechick- Darth Sugartits!

Hey there, Your Grace.

You know the rules . . . pics . . .

Posted by: Sharkman at May 25, 2016 03:17 PM (fJ7Xp)

179 Will Hillary get to bring her wife with her to prison?

No, but conjugal visits are granted for good behavior.

For Hillary that means they haven't caught her for making Pruno in the toilet.

Posted by: Hank at May 25, 2016 03:17 PM (GKsb7)

180 This report is not enough to sink Hillary, but its becoming public make it that much harder for the FBI/DOJ not to act.

Judicial Wathc's FOIA litigation can have a similar effect if Hillary's minions are pressed to plead the Fifth in their upcoming depositions.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 25, 2016 03:17 PM (r1fLd)

181 >>
Hillary does "yoga" like most "fluffy" old women do - as an excuse to
roll on the floor in various nap positions in stretchy clothing and
claim to be "exercising".


Uh, Madame Secretary?
Passing out on the floor, face-first, does not count as Downward Dog.

Posted by: Hillary Aide at May 25, 2016 03:18 PM (NOIQH)

182 Austin Peterson is looking good
Posted by: Kindltot - wondering how sturdy that beam and this necktie both are at May 25, 2016 03:06 PM (ry34m)
***
Go home, Kindltot. You're drunk.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 25, 2016 03:18 PM (lutOX)

183 "If she is indicted, will she go quietly?"

I'm hoping for a seven state car chase and crime spree including - but not limited to - assault, reckless endangerment, arson, high speed chases, murder, theft, profanity, Mann act violations, vandalism - culminating in a floor-by-floor shootout in a high rise office building before the wise-cracking hero sends Hillary plunging elbenty thirty-teen stories to her death where she gets impaled.

"Your man-gap is filled, princess."

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Lighter Fluid, Charcoal, and Othe Car-Be-Cue Supplies at the Outrage Outlet at May 25, 2016 03:18 PM (hLRSq)

184 Who knows what's going on?

I suspect the deal Obama has with the Bitch is that he gets to pick her VP and maybe a couple of other office-holders.
He also gets a lot of his own people on the platform committee ---all "chosen" by Bernie *wink, wink*--- and in other Dem party positions.

If she tries to break free of him, Obama reminds her who holds the power. DoJ starts investigating her lackey McAuliffe. IG report comes out. Drip, drip.

I dunno.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 25, 2016 03:19 PM (T/5A0)

185

Is this the part where Trump drops out of the race and hands it to Hillary?

Because I have been told that this will happen and I am tired of waiting patiently in my bunker.

Posted by: Mortimer at May 25, 2016 03:19 PM (uxHUH)

186 The FBI will recommend charges. The problem is prosecution. But it won't matter because the FBI stuff will be leaked and all over the place.

Joey Amtrak, please pick up the white courtesy phone!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 25, 2016 03:19 PM (4ErVI)

187 Not for weeks. Dammit.

Posted by: Kindltot - Still wondering how sturdy that beam and this necktie both are at May 25, 2016 03:19 PM (ry34m)

188 Besides, as has been noted countless times, Teh Won's administration hates the Clintons with the heat of a thousand suns. They don't care what happens, as long as she's miserable, but they know the mandarins won't let an r into the white house...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 25, 2016 03:20 PM (C9pBZ)

189 You'll believe anything when you snort crack out of your boyfriend's butt.

Posted by: David Brock at May 25, 2016 03:20 PM (LYCUN)

190 "127
A normal human would be in prison, or at least, up on charges and getting ready for trial.



No trial. You'd plead out. The government doesn't like trials
involving security matters. Of course, 13k emails communicated
improperly (3 yrs ea) X stored improperly (5 urs ea); is a good reason
to deal.

Posted by: Jean at May 25, 2016 03:04 PM (J28LA)"

Yes, but seriously, she is not going to have to do 104,000 years in federal prison. Some of that will run concurrently and then with time off for good behavior she will serve 50,000 years max. She'll be back on the street after no more than two or at the most three ice ages.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 25, 2016 03:20 PM (QHgTq)

191 >>I'm hoping for a seven state car chase and crime spree...

Yeah, but who will be driving, and where will her SS detail be while this is in progress?

HRH Hillary hasn't driven herself in decades, and last we saw from her emails, she does not deign to do everyday things like get a glass of iced tea or program her dvr recordings.

Posted by: Hillary Aide at May 25, 2016 03:21 PM (NOIQH)

192 All over Social Media today: a story from 2012 in the Boston Glob where Fauxahontas was flipping homes to make money.

To which I say "...and?" Of all the things to be outraged about, risking your own money to fix up a place and sell it at a profit is bad in what way?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 25, 2016 03:21 PM (39g3+)

193
Spread the good word, people...
Posted by: Drumwaster at May 25, 2016 03:12 PM (0gZVL)
----------------

Here's some more:

...a top Clinton aide was warned in 2010 that the system may not properly preserve records but dismissed those worries, indicating that the system passed legal muster. But the inspector general said it could not show evidence of a review by legal counsel.

Depending on who warned the aide, the aides response could fall under the making false statements statute that put Martha Stewart in stir for 14 months:

18 U.S. Code 1001 - Statements or entries generally

(a) Except as otherwise provided in this section, whoever, in any matter within the jurisdiction of the executive, legislative, or judicial branch of the Government of the United States, knowingly and willfully--

(1) falsifies, conceals, or covers up by any trick, scheme, or device a material fact;

(2) makes any materially false, fictitious, or fraudulent statement or representation; or

(3) makes or uses any false writing or document knowing the same to contain any materially false, fictitious, or fraudulent statement or entry;

shall be fined under this title, imprisoned not more than 5 years

Posted by: iforgot at May 25, 2016 03:21 PM (pC96u)

194

"So help me God Bill, if you let that Energizer Bitch redecorate while I'm up the river it'l be Vince Foster time, you hear me!"

Posted by: Hitlery Love Beastie Huma With No Panties at May 25, 2016 03:21 PM (KId5h)

195 I've looked in on the yoga class at my gym a few times, mainly because the hot instructor looks like a young Gabrielle Anwar with bigger bresseses. But, I can't imagine the Hildebeeste doing THAT. Must be some kind of Granny-yoga she does.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 25, 2016 03:21 PM (HMt16)

196
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 25, 2016 03:20 PM (QHgTq)


--------------
LOL

Posted by: iforgot at May 25, 2016 03:22 PM (pC96u)

197 Too bad we're running Trump against Hillary.

Maybe he'll put it off. I'm kind of fading on him again.

Posted by: Sexypig at May 25, 2016 03:22 PM (UBBWX)

198 >>>>>I can't help but wonder if Obama (or Va JayJay) is doing this to harm
her politically. Damage her enough to force another nominee from the
Democrats. Then on his way out, TFG issues a pardon.
.
.
.
.It is looking more and more like that is the plan. We have been hearing for months now how this will blow over, it's only Republicans who are making an issue of it, no laws were broken, personal convenience, blah, etc.

I mean she was up by 19 points on Trump less than two months ago. Somebody is doing this to her on purpose and there is no way that obama and jarrett are not hip deep in this. One word from the top and everything would have been destroyed and buried.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 25, 2016 03:22 PM (iONHu)

199 183,
So a mix of Die Hard and the wizard's demise in LOTR?

I'd watch that.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 25, 2016 03:22 PM (C9pBZ)

200 Interesting... Confession by a Hwd movie star. Some of his answers are hidden so you have to search his name and click on it. Reddit readers did not like some of his comments but they are honest:

https://goo.gl/OGi2Lp

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 25, 2016 03:23 PM (iQIUe)

201 "If she is indicted, will she go quietly?"



I'm hoping for a seven state car chase and crime spree>>>

Movie title will be Pokey and the Bandit.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 25, 2016 03:23 PM (Mxs5H)

202 Re; Anderson, Johnson, and the other WASP nonentities of the LP:

It's either cosplay, as an especially astute 'ron pointed out, or it's the peculiar satisfaction an Omega male derives from getting a handy from his cetacean-like date at the prom. Either way, it's make-believe, self-deception, and you'll never have what you really want.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 25, 2016 03:24 PM (lutOX)

203
All over Social Media today: a story from 2012 in the Boston Glob where Fauxahontas was flipping homes to make money.

To which I say "...and?" Of all the things to be outraged about, risking your own money to fix up a place and sell it at a profit is bad in what way?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 25, 2016 03:21 PM (39g3+)
---------------------

I see you want to be dense and contrarian two days in a row.

Warren's habit is EXACTLY what Trump was doing and what Hillary has been attempting to savage him for in the last few news cycles.

It is also exactly the kind of thing that Trump will sling right back in the face of any lefty hypocrite who tries to call him an evil capitalist.

Posted by: iforgot at May 25, 2016 03:24 PM (pC96u)

204 >>To which I say "...and?" Of all the things to be outraged about,
risking your own money to fix up a place and sell it at a profit is bad
in what way?


Several reasons:

--- She claimed to be the godmother of the OWS movement with her railing about the hated 1%, of which this demonstrates, includes her

---She and her husband have been big on the whole greedy bankers foreclosing on the homes of the little people (he's written a book or two on this, yet --- she was flipping *foreclosed* homes

Posted by: Hillary Aide at May 25, 2016 03:24 PM (NOIQH)

205 "If she is indicted, will she go quietly?"

I'm hoping for a seven state car chase and crime spree>>>


White Ford Bronco

Posted by: Mortimer at May 25, 2016 03:24 PM (uxHUH)

206 'Yeah, but who will be driving, and where will her SS detail be while this is in progress?"


Huma will be driving. Like Thelma and Louise except with a motorcycle and sidecar, much more cursing and booze, and violence, Michael Bay exponentially increased violence.

The SS detail will be dismissed with a contemptuous wave of a fat-bloated wrist and the insistence that "she's got this stone-cold beat, bitches."

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Lighter Fluid, Charcoal, and Othe Car-Be-Cue Supplies at the Outrage Outlet at May 25, 2016 03:24 PM (hLRSq)

207 192
To which I say "...and?" Of all the things to be
outraged about, risking your own money to fix up a place and sell it at a
profit is bad in what way?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 25, 2016 03:21 PM (39g3+)
It matters when Liawatha is out there telling the world how evil the practice is, that it caused the great recession, housing crisis, etc.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - PROUD LGBT - Loves Guns, Beer and Tatas at May 25, 2016 03:24 PM (jxbfJ)

208 "I wonder what Obama's strategy is."

Not his problem.

He will pardon Hillary regardless in December 2016.

She's not going to be indicted.

The email scandal will be buried by attacks on Bill Clinton and did Trump pay the vets ever-evasive answers.

Posted by: Sexypig at May 25, 2016 03:25 PM (UBBWX)

209 "170
Funny stuff, all, but the reality is that she could take a piss on a
homeless black transgendered woman in the middle of Times Square and the
Mandarin class would still vote for her.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 25, 2016 03:15 PM (C9pBZ)"


Hillary Clinton could murder a homeless black transgendered woman in the middle of Times Square and then wear the skin in all public appearances and the Mandarin class would still vote for her.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 25, 2016 03:26 PM (QHgTq)

210 'some kind of Granny-yoga'

And by that you mean laying back and spreading 'em...

Posted by: Hitlery Love Beastie Huma With No Panties at May 25, 2016 03:26 PM (KId5h)

211 195
I've looked in on the yoga class at my gym a few times, mainly because
the hot instructor looks like a young Gabrielle Anwar with bigger
bresseses. But, I can't imagine the Hildebeeste doing THAT. Must be
some kind of Granny-yoga she does.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 25, 2016 03:21 PM (HMt16)

The "Yoga" she does is "Huma, YO GA and get me some more iced tea"

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - PROUD LGBT - Loves Guns, Beer and Tatas at May 25, 2016 03:26 PM (jxbfJ)

212 191 >>I'm hoping for a seven state car chase and crime spree...

Yeah, but who will be driving, and where will her SS detail be while this is in progress?

HRH Hillary hasn't driven herself in decades, and last we saw from her emails, she does not deign to do everyday things like get a glass of iced tea or program her dvr recordings.
Posted by: Hillary Aide at May 25, 2016 03:21 PM (NOIQH)


We'll be lucky if he get a Hover-round chase

Posted by: Iblis at May 25, 2016 03:26 PM (9221z)

213 "It matters when Liawatha is out there telling the world how evil the practice is, that it caused the great recession, housing crisis, etc."

She herself flipped houses.

And Hillary took money from the investment bankers - in essence she profited from the crisis more so than Trump did. Trump concerns were probably hurt by lack of demand as much as he made off low prices.

Posted by: Sexypig at May 25, 2016 03:26 PM (UBBWX)

214 Right. Warren's been on the warpath, wagging her finger at Trumps real estate speculation. That's why it matters.

As a business practice? Of course there's nothing wrong with it.

Posted by: Chupacabra at May 25, 2016 03:26 PM (kZVsz)

215
To which I say "...and?" Of all the things to be outraged about, risking your own money to fix up a place and sell it at a profit is bad in what way?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 25, 2016 03:21 PM (39g3+)

--

Iirc Warren was using some kind of faculty loan program to finance flipping foreclosed homes ( not sure this is from memory back from 200

Posted by: @votermom's phone at May 25, 2016 03:26 PM (nm5no)

216 209,
Yeah, ok.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 25, 2016 03:27 PM (C9pBZ)

217 It matters when Liawatha is out there telling the world how evil the practice is, that it caused the great recession, housing crisis, etc.

That makes sense. Thanks for the info without the angry snark. Its like people hate each other on here sometimes.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 25, 2016 03:27 PM (39g3+)

218 She should be in jail already.

Watch her skate out of all of this. Too many elites have too much tied up in her being the nominee.

Posted by: Revenant at May 25, 2016 03:27 PM (y64uP)

219 195,
Pics, damnit!

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 25, 2016 03:28 PM (C9pBZ)

220 Or was it 2012?
I feel old

Posted by: @votermom's phone at May 25, 2016 03:28 PM (nm5no)

221 O/T Son is working part-time giving military tours in town. He gave a tour today to the guy who wrote "Build Me Up, Buttercup."

He'd never heard the song.

Our lawn, he'll need to get off of it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2016 03:28 PM (1ZOkK)

222 Just wait until I'm President!!1!

*cackles*

Posted by: Your Future President/Dictator at May 25, 2016 03:28 PM (Z8xbi)

223
Does anyone know exactly how the DNC/Obama would get Biden the candidacy?

Posted by: iforgot at May 25, 2016 03:28 PM (pC96u)

224 205
"If she is indicted, will she go quietly?"


I'm hoping for a seven state car chase and crime spree>>>

White Ford Bronco


Posted by: Mortimer at May 25, 2016 03:24 PM (uxHUH)

You see, now that I'd pay big money to watch. Though I will shut my eyes when they start talking about a glove.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - PROUD LGBT - Loves Guns, Beer and Tatas at May 25, 2016 03:29 PM (jxbfJ)

225 Many of us have speculated since last summer that Hillary would get taken out and replaced as the D candidate. Odds certainly go up now that she's starting to lose to Trump in polls and still can't put Bernie away.

Once again we ask, who's the one that brings the message to Hillary. Can't be Bill -- she'd kill him. So expect something more like an intervention with someone like John Podesta opening it: "Now Hillary, you know we all love you ...."

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 25, 2016 03:29 PM (r1fLd)

226 I think the other part of the Fauxahontas article is more damning, the part where she gave loans to family for exorbitant interest rates. What a nasty piece of work.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 25, 2016 03:29 PM (39g3+)

227 11 other States now suing Obama over his blatantly illegal bathroom order. They should be calling for his impeachment and an Art V convention.


http://fxn.ws/1Xxt93J

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 25, 2016 03:29 PM (vvmPQ)

228 Watch her skate out of all of this. Too many elites have too much tied up in her being the nominee.
Posted by: Revenant at May 25, 2016 03:27 PM (y64uP)
***
And how many hundreds of FBI files did she access improperly when Cleetus was camped on Pennsylvania Avenue?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 25, 2016 03:30 PM (lutOX)

229

'Omega male derives from getting a handy from his cetacean-like date at the prom.'

I resemble that remark...

Posted by: Hitlery Love Beastie Huma With No Panties at May 25, 2016 03:30 PM (KId5h)

230 If she is indicted, will she go quietly?


As long as the tennis balls don't fall off the legs of her walker, then possibly.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 25, 2016 03:30 PM (8ZskC)

231 Somebody is doing this to her on purpose and there is no way that obama and jarrett are not hip deep in this. One word from the top and everything would have been destroyed and buried.

This is Obama's revenge on the Clintons for not shutting up and admitting their racism in 2008.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 25, 2016 03:30 PM (KUTP5)

232 228,
Er, all of them?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 25, 2016 03:30 PM (C9pBZ)

233
If indicted, I will not go,

If convicted, I will not serve.

Posted by: Glorious Ungent at May 25, 2016 03:31 PM (kBd14)

234 Wanted: FOOD TASTER. Call Bill from Chappaqua. Call (666)666-0666

Posted by: tu3031 at May 25, 2016 03:31 PM (YFFpo)

235
As a business practice? Of course there's nothing wrong with it.


Posted by: Chupacabra at May 25, 2016 03:26 PM (kZVsz)


There's the difference: a businessman doing it is one thing, a politician - especially a faux populist one - is quite another.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 25, 2016 03:31 PM (oKE6c)

236 I think I'm getting shingles again.

Posted by: Soona at May 25, 2016 03:31 PM (Fmupd)

237

The Clinton Crime Family is bigger in New York than the Mob.

Someone with photoshop should do her up as Mob Boss Spock.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 25, 2016 03:32 PM (KId5h)

238 Under eight years of the Obama Administration with both Clinton and Kerry at State, we have been in a constant state of war abroad.

Remind me again of their exemplary accomplishments and dedication to the security of America.

Posted by: Fritz at May 25, 2016 03:33 PM (UzPAd)

239 226 I think the other part of the Fauxahontas article is more damning, the part where she gave loans to family for exorbitant interest rates. What a nasty piece of work.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 25, 2016 03:29 PM (39g3+)



Sorry, do you have a link? I'm not on social media.

Thanks.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 25, 2016 03:33 PM (oKE6c)

240 231,
That, and for they're siccing the various "black leaders" on the immaculated won in the early primaries.

The "magic negro" line can never be forgiven.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 25, 2016 03:34 PM (C9pBZ)

241 This is Hillary speaking. Hillary! H-I-L-L-A-R-Y!, that's who! Arf! Arf arf arf! Listen, you crummy, flat-footed coppers, I'll show you whether I've lost my nerve and my brains!

Posted by: Hillary! 2016 Barking For Us at May 25, 2016 03:35 PM (8ZskC)

242 >>"Build Me Up, Buttercup."

Zod doesn't give earworms, he takes them!

Thanks.

Posted by: General Zod at May 25, 2016 03:35 PM (Bdeb0)

243 Here's the article from 2012, I guess it was in the Herald, not the Glob:

http://tinyurl.com/ja9cs3z

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 25, 2016 03:35 PM (39g3+)

244 236 I think I'm getting shingles again.

It's not shingles.

20 year old condoms and $20 hookers aren't a winning combo... ask Bill...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 25, 2016 03:35 PM (KId5h)

245 The Clinton Crime Family is bigger in New York than the Mob.


Michael, we're bigger than U.S. Steel.

Posted by: Hyman Clinton at May 25, 2016 03:36 PM (8ZskC)

246 243 Here's the article from 2012, I guess it was in the Herald, not the Glob:
http://tinyurl.com/ja9cs3z
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 25, 2016 03:35 PM (39g3+)


Thanks!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 25, 2016 03:36 PM (oKE6c)

247 That, and for they're siccing the various "black leaders" on the immaculated won in the early primaries.

Yeah I remember when guys like Chris Rock were pointing out that Obama is about as black as Urkel. Now he's pure soul straight out of Africa genuine OG negro.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 25, 2016 03:36 PM (39g3+)

248 I really should not read comments on Hillary, her panties, rolling on the yoga mat..while eating my lunch. Barf.

Posted by: IC at May 25, 2016 03:36 PM (a0IVu)

249
Pics of the Obamas' new digs in DC
https://www.washingtonian.com/2016/05/25/obama-kalorama-mansion-pictures/
Posted by: @votermom at May 25, 2016 03:05 PM (7lVbc)
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Big enough for Barky and Michelle to have separate wings. I bet they will.

Posted by: iforgot at May 25, 2016 03:37 PM (pC96u)

250 232 228,
Er, all of them?
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 25, 2016 03:30 PM (C9pBZ)
***
Bingo!


And, maybe this makes me a bad guy, but if Skankles - a/k/a Abuela Borracha - ever ends up doing time, I'd be happy to help take care of Huma (provided she put on a few lbs - girl's painfully thin) and introduce her to a certain 'niece' of mine who is, let us say, 'curious.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 25, 2016 03:37 PM (lutOX)

251 The Department of Veterans Affairs admitted it wrongly declared more than 4,000 veterans dead over the past five years, cutting off benefits for them and their dependents.

http://www.weaselzippers.us/273426-va-admits-to-wrongly-declaring-over-4000-veterans-dead/

---

Wishful thinking on their part...

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at May 25, 2016 03:37 PM (rlfds)

252

Hillary will be the first Black Lesbian President!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 25, 2016 03:37 PM (KId5h)

253 The Democrat Party is the mob, without any of the charm or good food.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 25, 2016 03:38 PM (39g3+)

254 This IG report won't hurt Hillary. You'd need a silver bullets and a crucifix for that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 25, 2016 03:38 PM (Nwg0u)

255 I really starting to think she may be done

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2016 03:38 PM (Ozsfq)

256
If indicted, I will not go,

If convicted, I will not serve.

Posted by: Glorious Ungent at May 25, 2016 03:31 PM (kBd14)
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lol

Posted by: iforgot at May 25, 2016 03:38 PM (pC96u)

257 I don't see how anyone could be waiting in the wings to take over for Hillary!?

If she bailed before the convention, it'd have to be Bernie. If it was after, it'd have to be her running mate. Wouldn't it?

Posted by: Chupacabra at May 25, 2016 03:38 PM (kZVsz)

258 ...So expect something more like an intervention with someone like John Podesta opening it: "Now Hillary, you know we all love you ...."

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 25, 2016 03:29 PM

Posted by: A at May 25, 2016 03:38 PM (ZQfW9)

259 >>Hillary will be the first Black Lesbian President!


Thought that was Obama?

Posted by: Hillary Aide at May 25, 2016 03:38 PM (NOIQH)

260 This IG report won't hurt Hillary. You'd need a silver bullets and a crucifix for that.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 25, 2016 03:38 PM (Nwg0u)

It will make a GREAT Trump Commercial

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2016 03:39 PM (Ozsfq)

261
This is Obama's revenge on the Clintons for not shutting up and admitting their racism in 2008.


Or Obama knows the last thing on Clintons mind if elected would be the continuation of the Obama legacy.In reality once in the oval office the Clintons will work hard to re-establish complete control of the party and assign Obama's legacy to the dustbin

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 25, 2016 03:39 PM (lKyWE)

262 Va having problems with the dead?

Imagine that, so is the California election commission.


Maybe they should do lunch?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 25, 2016 03:39 PM (ptqRm)

263

She conforms with all our values! And Huma is dreamy!

Posted by: Gay Muslims for Hitlery! at May 25, 2016 03:39 PM (KId5h)

264 I don't see how anyone could be waiting in the wings to take over for Hillary!?

If she bailed before the convention, it'd have to be Bernie. If it was after, it'd have to be her running mate. Wouldn't it?
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 25, 2016 03:38 PM (kZVsz)

Shirely you jest....they can do anything they want

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2016 03:39 PM (Ozsfq)

265 The sad thing is no matter what happens, we'll be paying for her housing.

Posted by: Iblis at May 25, 2016 03:39 PM (9221z)

266 "Thought that was Obama?"

Barry's not into chicks.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 25, 2016 03:39 PM (ptqRm)

267 255,
Rare? Medium? Medium well?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 25, 2016 03:40 PM (C9pBZ)

268 Skankles - a/k/a Abuela Borracha

Abuela I know, but what's Borracha?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 25, 2016 03:40 PM (39g3+)

269 Mob names.

Billy Cigars and The Pantsuit?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 25, 2016 03:40 PM (HMt16)

270 Hillary will be the first Black Lesbian President!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 25, 2016 03:37 PM (KId5h)


Aww hell no!!

Posted by: Wanda Sykes at May 25, 2016 03:40 PM (JO9+V)

271 ...So expect something more like an intervention with someone like John Podesta opening it: "Now Hillary, you know we all love you ...."

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 25, 2016 03:29 PM


An intervention...on stage, on camera, at the demtard convention

that's be some "must see TV" right there

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 25, 2016 03:40 PM (ZQfW9)

272 Maybe they should do lunch?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 25, 2016 03:39 PM (ptqRm)
_____________________________________________


Pfffft, Pikers...

Posted by: Chicago Machine at May 25, 2016 03:40 PM (aQQbl)

273 >>This IG report won't hurt Hillary. You'd need a silver bullets and a crucifix for that.

Or a big ol' tornado and Dorothy's aunt and uncle's house.

Posted by: Hillary Aide at May 25, 2016 03:40 PM (NOIQH)

274
Hillary does "yoga" like most "fluffy" old women do - as an excuse to roll on the floor in various nap positions in stretchy clothing and claim to be "exercising".
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 25, 2016 03:12 PM (ftx9F)
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No kiddin'! She was smart to say "yoga," because that way she can pretend to have a fitness routine and still look like that.

Posted by: iforgot at May 25, 2016 03:40 PM (pC96u)

275

Huma's freakishly engorged clitoris is dreamy!

Posted by: Gay Muslims for Hitlery! at May 25, 2016 03:40 PM (KId5h)

276 You just know Joey Choo Choo is rested and ready. With a fresh jar of paste.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2016 03:41 PM (1ZOkK)

277 Interesting... Confession by a Hwd movie star. Some of his answers are hidden so you have to search his name and click on it. Reddit readers did not like some of his comments but they are honest:

https://goo.gl/OGi2Lp
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 25, 2016 03:23 PM (iQIUe)

My guess - Elijah Wood

Posted by: Soulpatchtony at May 25, 2016 03:41 PM (m40v5)

278 Those guys weren't denied their benefits, they just had to wait, like in the line at Disneyland!

Posted by: VA executives at May 25, 2016 03:41 PM (39g3+)

279 Harold "Harry One-Eye" Reid

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 25, 2016 03:41 PM (HMt16)

280 Abuela I know, but what's Borracha?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 25, 2016 03:40 PM (39g3+)
***
Drunk

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 25, 2016 03:41 PM (lutOX)

281 Borracha beans made with real Shiner Bock...

Dee lish...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 25, 2016 03:42 PM (C9pBZ)

282

We can play 'hide the one eyed trouser mouse' with Huma!

Posted by: Gay Muslims for Hitlery! at May 25, 2016 03:42 PM (KId5h)

283 When Hillary is indicted, where does that leave Debbie Wasserman-Jabberjaw and the commie wing of the democrat party? Can they really recruit Biden or are they stuck with the Bernie Bros?

Posted by: Fritz at May 25, 2016 03:43 PM (UzPAd)

284 221 O/T Son is working part-time giving military tours in town. He gave a tour today to the guy who wrote "Build Me Up, Buttercup."

He'd never heard the song.

Our lawn, he'll need to get off of it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2016 03:28 PM (1ZOkK)
===============
Maybe, he's seen his daughter, Olivia?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 25, 2016 03:43 PM (iQIUe)

285 'ey, youse wanna end up going for a "walk in the park" like my late "friend" Vinnie Fostuh?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 25, 2016 03:43 PM (HMt16)

286 The Obama administration gave Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahus expanded coalition a chilly reception on Wednesday, with State Department spokesman Mark Toner saying the Israeli governments new composition raised legitimate questions.

??"Legitimate Questions"??

Hey cock sucker Israel is the ONLY democratically elected Government in the Middle East, so take your concern and stick up your commie ass.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2016 03:44 PM (Ozsfq)

287 Assuming they actually had to follow rules, NGU?

Posted by: Chupacabra at May 25, 2016 03:45 PM (kZVsz)

288 "I'm hoping for a seven state car chase and crime spree"

How about a high speed walker chase around campaign headquarters?

Posted by: Ripley at May 25, 2016 03:45 PM (1BQGO)

289 Maybe, he's seen his daughter, Olivia?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 25, 2016 03:43 PM (iQIUe)


?? Is she hawt?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2016 03:45 PM (1ZOkK)

290
Once again we ask, who's the one that brings the message to Hillary. Can't be Bill -- she'd kill him. So expect something more like an intervention with someone like John Podesta opening it: "Now Hillary, you know we all love you ...."
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 25, 2016 03:29 PM (r1fLd)
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oh
my
GGGOOOODDDDD

would I love to be there.

There'll have to be a movie about this, too. Hillary and her ragtag band of leftover supporters will call the whole thing fiction.

What will she actually DO with her life afterwards, though? Shop? Write another worthless book? Try to wangle a place for Chelsea on someone's staff so she can start wedging her way into power? Get a divorce from Huma? Leave New York (for where?)? Salivating minds want to know.

Posted by: iforgot at May 25, 2016 03:45 PM (pC96u)

291

The Imams say Hitler, er... Hitlery, is dreamy!

Posted by: Gay Muslims for Hitlery! at May 25, 2016 03:46 PM (KId5h)

292 Sock off

Posted by: SH at May 25, 2016 03:46 PM (gmeXX)

293 283,

"When Hillary is indicted..."

---


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

*snort*

Posted by: Hillary! at May 25, 2016 03:46 PM (rlfds)

294 277 Posted by: Soulpatchtony at May 25, 2016 03:41 PM (m40v5)

Him or Harold Potter...

Wonder who gets called 'arry or Frodo more often.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 03:46 PM (g8Hfr)

295 284,
Yes, please.

(Olivia D' Abo)

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 25, 2016 03:47 PM (C9pBZ)

296 "Hil in prison for the rest of her life?"

*hangs head while smiling bigly*

Posted by: Slick Willie at May 25, 2016 03:47 PM (OuXal)

297 Hamas is stealing 95% of the cement transferred into Gaza for the purpose of rebuilding homes so that it can use it for military purposes, Foreign Ministry Director-General Dore Gold said on Tuesday.

???
So why the FUCK are you letting it in? THIS is why Netanyahu is a shitty PM

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2016 03:47 PM (Ozsfq)

298 If she is indicted, will she go quietly? How many other Dem could the Clintons take down with them? Just on email alone, how many other Dems are using non-gov email accounts. How many of them exchanged email with Hillary?

What about other non-email scandalous behavior? How many others could she destroy? The Obamaites would love to take her out, but how do they defuse the landmine we call Clinton without it exploding in their collective faces?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 25, 2016 02:56 PM (R+30W)

Remember, our Federal election law does not prohibit someone running for President who is indicted and/or convicted of Federal crimes. Don't ask me why, I can only assume that was so one's political opponents couldn't judge shop and get one convicted and then taken off the ballot.

If she wins, the only way she can be removed from the presidency is by impeachment.

And we all know how well that works today. Don't forget, Bill Clinton lied under oath in the Monica Lewinsky investigation and all he got for his troubles was being reaffirmed by the Senate, who did not have enough votes to impeach him, and disbarred from the Arkansas bar. And fined.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 25, 2016 03:47 PM (G+I96)

299 Hillary's unverified yoga claims must not be allowed to stop sweet little twenty-something girls, nor MILF-tastic ladies with a bit more experience, from wrapping their hips and thighs and rumps in delicious and practical garments....

Yoga pants - the only consolation we have these days, and they make up for quite a bit.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 25, 2016 03:47 PM (lutOX)

300 Here's a theory: Obviously, Obama hates America. He is also a vindictive, petty man. Maybe the plan all along has been to string Hillary along as far as possible, allow her to expend as much time, effort and money as possible toward gaining the presidency, then cut her off at the knees at the last possible moment. And, because The Democratic Party is also part of America --he hates it, too, and doesn't care if he blows it up as well while getting even with the Clintons. He may even view that as a feature, not a bug. Can't say I disagree with him on that last point.

Posted by: UndercoverInLA at May 25, 2016 03:47 PM (J3x3K)

301 I still believe Billy Jeff will "conveniently" take a dirt nap before November. The state funeral will last forever, and Hillary! will play the devastated widow, and Chelsea the grieving daughter.

I'd hire my own round-the-clock security, if I were Bill. And a food taster.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2016 03:48 PM (1ZOkK)

302
When Hillary is indicted, where does that leave Debbie Wasserman-Jabberjaw and the commie wing of the democrat party? Can they really recruit Biden or are they stuck with the Bernie Bros?

Posted by: Fritz at May 25, 2016 03:43 PM (UzPAd)
----------------------

If Hillary goes down, Debbie Jabberjaw will surely follow shortly.

I don't know how they get Biden in. Maybe all the delegates can just vote for him, I dunno.

Posted by: iforgot at May 25, 2016 03:48 PM (pC96u)

303 Folks ... I know we've been conditioned to expect the worst ...

... but I really think this is the opening salvo by Obama to tell her to step down. My guess is Trump pulling even in the polls was the final straw.

She'll either step down for health reasons, or more shit comes out to sink her. I bet shutting down the Clinton Foundation is part of the deal as well. No more money means no more power means the Clintons are no longer players.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 25, 2016 03:48 PM (tbq1U)

304 I still believe Billy Jeff will "conveniently" take a dirt nap before November. The state funeral will last forever, and Hillary! will play the devastated widow, and Chelsea the grieving daughter.

I'd hire my own round-the-clock security, if I were Bill. And a food taster.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2016 03:48 PM (1ZOkK)

Now that there is funny and probably also true...LMAO...Good stuff

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2016 03:48 PM (Ozsfq)

305
Abuela I know, but what's Borracha?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
***
Drunk
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine


Yeah, that's what they called Dean Martin in that one John Wayne movie.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 25, 2016 03:49 PM (k4M/B)

306 Folks ... I know we've been conditioned to expect the worst ...

... but I really think this is the opening salvo by Obama to tell her to step down. My guess is Trump pulling even in the polls was the final straw.

She'll either step down for health reasons, or more shit comes out to sink her. I bet shutting down the Clinton Foundation is part of the deal as well. No more money means no more power means the Clintons are no longer players.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 25, 2016 03:48 PM (tbq1U)

That is kinda what my feeling is also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2016 03:49 PM (Ozsfq)

307 Harold "Harry One-Eye" Reid

-
Deadeye Reid

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 25, 2016 03:50 PM (Nwg0u)

308
Here's a theory: Obviously, Obama hates America. He is also a vindictive, petty man. Maybe the plan all along has been to string Hillary along as far as possible, allow her to expend as much time, effort and money as possible toward gaining the presidency, then cut her off at the knees at the last possible moment. And, because The Democratic Party is also part of America --he hates it, too, and doesn't care if he blows it up as well while getting even with the Clintons. He may even view that as a feature, not a bug. Can't say I disagree with him on that last point.
Posted by: UndercoverInLA at May 25, 2016 03:47 PM (J3x3K)
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Not a bad theory at all. And his indifference to the D party is totally in keeping with Dinesh D'Souza's theory that Obama doesn't give a rip for these petty arguments that Americans have amongst themselves. He simply uses the D-party as his weapon against the nation.

Posted by: iforgot at May 25, 2016 03:50 PM (pC96u)

309 He is also a vindictive, petty man. Maybe the plan all along has been
to string Hillary along as far as possible, allow her to expend as much
time, effort and money as possible toward gaining the presidency, then
cut her off at the knees at the last possible moment.



This has been my guess for some time. No clean resolution early on. Just Muhammed Ali's "linger on" punches.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 25, 2016 03:50 PM (oKE6c)

310 I wash and wash, but the smell of crab bait and shame just won't go away.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton's Yoga Mat at May 25, 2016 03:50 PM (NvC7m)

311 Okay. So, now what? Is this because the polls are so close?

I get this funny feeling that if Trump starts running away with the polls, THEN they'll indict her to get her out of the way and install Joe or somebody they think can beat Trump in the nominee spot.

If she polls okay then she'll get a pass.

10 years ago I'd be calling myself a crazy conspiracy theorist for thinking this.

Now, not so much.

Posted by: Agenty Cooper at May 25, 2016 03:50 PM (1zARK)

312 Shit NGU ... Thought I pulled the Double Post until I saw your nic.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 25, 2016 03:51 PM (tbq1U)

313 My guess - Elijah Wood
Posted by: Soulpatchtony at May 25, 2016 03:41 PM (m40v5)

============
Good guess. Not sure he drives a prius, tho. But who knows?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 25, 2016 03:51 PM (iQIUe)

314 "He is also a vindictive, petty man"

Hey, quit talking about Valerie that way!

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 25, 2016 03:51 PM (C9pBZ)

315 Read the OIG report this morning, this part was the most sickening because if you understand Intel--there is no way anyone is allowed to have their personal smartphone with them in secured areas. This just smacks of privilege. It's on page 30 or 36.

See here:



In March 2009, after unsuccessful efforts to supply Secretary Clinton with a secure government smartphone, DS was informed that Secretary Clinton's staff had been asking to use BlackBerry devices inside classified areas. The Assistant Secretary of DS then sent a classified memorandum to Secretary Clinton's Chief of Staff that described the vulnerabilities associated with the use of BlackBerry devices and also noted the prohibition on the use of Blackberry devices in sensitive areas. According to a DS official, shortly after the memorandum was delivered, Secretary Clinton approached the Assistant Secretary and told him she "gets it."

Posted by: Danube River Guide at May 25, 2016 03:51 PM (mcm0N)

316 Once again we ask, who's the one that brings the message to Hillary. Can't be Bill -- she'd kill him. So expect something more like an intervention with someone like John Podesta opening it: "Now Hillary, you know we all love you ...."
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 25, 2016 03:29 PM (r1fLd)

I don't think the DNC has anyone with balls bigger than Hillary's. She has lied, schemed, murdered by proxy, and committed other felonies too numerous to mention--including several dozen of the most breathtakingly egregious campaign law violations ever pulled, so if you are gonna be the luckless bastard(ette) who has to tell her she's out, then you are going to need Kevlar head to toe, a tranquilizer dart gun, and a water cannon. Crazy don't go easy into that goodnight.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at May 25, 2016 03:52 PM (kXoT0)

317 From the side bar: So now #nevertrumpers are #hillaryhumpers Is that what that means?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 25, 2016 03:52 PM (jsWA8)

318 I get this funny feeling that if Trump starts running away with the
polls, THEN they'll indict her to get her out of the way and install Joe
or somebody they think can beat Trump in the nominee spot.



This. And it will be Uncle Joey and Liawatha.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2016 03:52 PM (1ZOkK)

319 Abuela I know, but what's Borracha?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
***
Drunk
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine

Yeah, that's what they called Dean Martin in that one John Wayne movie.

-
Also the name of the Mexican town they all stop in during The Great Race. Larry Storch had a racist role as a drunken bandito.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 25, 2016 03:53 PM (Nwg0u)

320 306 Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2016 03:49 PM (Ozsfq)

I said before the IG report came out Obama may well decide "fuck you grammy it is MY party when I leave office."

Bark understands the Clintonistas are a bigger power at the State level than he is right now, and he may have decided "I can get the graft and run the Donk empire for the next 30 years amigo..."

Black Donks will look at him as Michael Jordan Daddy Warbucks....

my other bet?

If she is forced out she cuts a deal with Trump for a pardon and backs him behind the scenes.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 03:53 PM (g8Hfr)

321 Shit NGU ... Thought I pulled the Double Post until I saw your nic.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 25, 2016 03:51 PM (tbq1U)


I usually repost the the post I am responding to so there is content unless it's a troll's post. Sometimes people respond to me with not connect and I have no freaken idea which post of mine they are referring to or bitching about.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2016 03:53 PM (Ozsfq)

322 Who brings the message to Hillary ?

Hell, I think that's easy ...

... Barack Obama. With Michelle at his side.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 25, 2016 03:54 PM (tbq1U)

323 >>I get this funny feeling that if Trump starts running away with the polls, THEN they'll indict her to get her out of the way


Problem for them is the pollsters that are pulling for Hillary will scuttle the message. Hopefully, they will keep their thumbs on the scale until it is too late.

Posted by: garrett at May 25, 2016 03:54 PM (NvC7m)

324 317 Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 25, 2016 03:52 PM (jsWA

Ace is(was?) a NeverTrumper...

he is noticing that a LOT of Never Trumpers are suddenlyu secretly in love with Grammy H appreciating her pants' crease and whatnot...

David Brooks, NRO etc etc

Shit or get off the pot, if you back Grammy go ahead and burn your bridges.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 03:54 PM (g8Hfr)

325 >>She'll either step down for health reasons,

Or she'll gracefully step down so that she can compassionately nurse her beloved and clearly unwell husband of 41 years, holding a ceaseless vigil at his bedside, holding his crabbed and bony hand with her Flintstone one, gazing adoringly at his drawn countenance, reminiscing over the years of love and fidelity...

Posted by: General Zod at May 25, 2016 03:54 PM (Bdeb0)

326 322
Who brings the message to Hillary ?



Hell, I think that's easy ...



... Barack Obama. With Michelle ValJar at his side.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 25, 2016 03:54 PM (tbq1U)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2016 03:55 PM (1ZOkK)

327 If Hillary is indicted and the Democrats really wanted to win, they'd let Bernie have it. From the support I see where I am, I think he'd win the presidency easily. Unless his support is mostly the Ron Paul effect.

Posted by: Pyrocles at May 25, 2016 03:55 PM (fVOPU)

328 Posted by: UndercoverInLA at May 25, 2016 03:47 PM (J3x3K)

Obama pardons Hillary but has her entire inner circle of followers and flunkies indicted. She loses her last chance at the presidency, her power and influence is broken and she holes up in Chappaqua going increasing batty as she nurses her hatreds. Then, in a Dickens-like plot, she grooms and twists her grandchildren to get revenge for her.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Lighter Fluid, Charcoal, and Othe Car-Be-Cue Supplies at the Outrage Outlet at May 25, 2016 03:55 PM (hLRSq)

329 Who brings the message to Hillary ?




ValJar.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 25, 2016 03:55 PM (oKE6c)

330

The correct word for a drunkard male is Borrachon...

borracha means 'eraser'

Faggots.

Posted by: Gay Muslims for Hitlery! at May 25, 2016 03:56 PM (KId5h)

331 Who brings the message to Hillary ?
_______________________


Steiner

Posted by: IP at May 25, 2016 03:56 PM (aQQbl)

332 317 From the side bar: So now #nevertrumpers are #hillaryhumpers Is that what that means?
Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 25, 2016 03:52 PM (jsWA
***
You'd have to ask them, and keep on asking until you got a straight answer.

a vote for Golden Hair-Weasel is a vote to stop Cankles; a vote that isn't for Teh Donald is meaningless, and only reduces support for Abuela Borracha's only credible opponent.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 25, 2016 03:56 PM (lutOX)

333 Who brings the message to Hillary ?

Hell, I think that's easy ...

... Barack Obama. With Michelle at his side.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 25, 2016 03:54 PM (tbq1U)

Mooch would love to do it. Reportedly, she is a very gifted hater and never forgets the smallest slight even it was just a silly innocent mistake. Mooch loathes Hillary and so does ValJar. I could see a delegation of Mooch (First Lady to First Lady) and ValJar being the cup-bearers for the hemlock.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at May 25, 2016 03:56 PM (kXoT0)

334 "Hillary Clinton and Her Corrupt Staff" sounds like a feared asset in World of Warcraft.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 25, 2016 03:57 PM (2cS/G)

335 327 If Hillary is indicted and the Democrats really wanted to win, they'd let Bernie have it. From the support I see where I am, I think he'd win the presidency easily. Unless his support is mostly the Ron Paul effect.
Posted by: Pyrocles at May 25, 2016 03:55 PM (fVOPU)




I don't think he has a dog's chance, and that that is probably shown clearly in DNC internal polls, hence the thumb on the scales for Hillary to get the nomination.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 25, 2016 03:57 PM (oKE6c)

336 Who brings the message to Hillary ?

Eliot Ness and The Untouchables.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 25, 2016 03:57 PM (YFFpo)

337 If Hillary loses what does that do to the Clinton Crime Fund and the Speech tour?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 25, 2016 03:57 PM (Mxs5H)

338 Huma Yoga, ewwww

Posted by: The Jackhole at May 25, 2016 03:58 PM (dULJN)

339 Maybe, Jane. Maybe both.

Hey ... Glad you're here. I was too damn vocal with my opinions to you a couple nights ago. You didn't seem to take offense ... but I was in the wrong all the same. I'm sorry.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 25, 2016 03:58 PM (tbq1U)

340 Who brings the message to Hillary?



The Paste Eater. He fondles her shoulders to comfort her and sniffs her hair.


And now I've made myself ill.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2016 03:58 PM (1ZOkK)

341 And with Hillary's demise then Wasserman-Shultz goes?
So many deck chairs out of place.
It's lovely..

Posted by: IP at May 25, 2016 03:59 PM (aQQbl)

342 337 Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 25, 2016 03:57 PM (Mxs5H)

If *insert communist cocksucker X* wins she is destroyed...

there is a genuine civil war on the left...

You think the Clintonistas are just gonna quit or suck the idiot Obamanites ducks?

No I think Grammy quietly cuts a deal with Trump to keep her kingdom and gets pardoned or protected and goes night of the sicilian vespers on the Choom gang.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 03:59 PM (g8Hfr)

343 Or she'll gracefully step down so that she can compassionately nurse her beloved and clearly unwell husband of 41 years, holding a ceaseless vigil at his bedside, holding his crabbed and bony hand with her Flintstone one, gazing adoringly at his drawn countenance, reminiscing over the years of love and fidelity...
Posted by: General Zod at May 25, 2016 03:54 PM (Bdeb0)

Son, there ain't enough whiskey in Texas to get those two together long enough for that to happen. Besides that, I think old BJ would rather go lights out with his bony hand clutched to Energizer's ample bosom.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at May 25, 2016 03:59 PM (kXoT0)

344 Gotta catch a nap - places to go and 'nieces' to see this evening.....

Better take my Vitamin D before I lie down....

heh!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 25, 2016 04:00 PM (lutOX)

345 I think what might get Billary is the 30000 emails that she said were private. If the FBI recovers a shitload that were deleted to hide shit, she can't walk away from that

Posted by: The Jackhole at May 25, 2016 04:00 PM (dULJN)

346 Who brings the message to Hillary ?

-
The message will be dead fish wrapped in newspaper. It means your campaign sleeps with the fishes.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 25, 2016 04:00 PM (Nwg0u)

347 Posted by: ScoggDog at May 25, 2016 03:58 PM (tbq1U)


It's all good.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2016 04:00 PM (1ZOkK)

348
Folks ... I know we've been conditioned to expect the worst ...

... but I really think this is the opening salvo by Obama to tell her to step down. My guess is Trump pulling even in the polls was the final straw.

She'll either step down for health reasons, or more shit comes out to sink her. I bet shutting down the Clinton Foundation is part of the deal as well. No more money means no more power means the Clintons are no longer players.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 25, 2016 03:48 PM (tbq1U)

That is kinda what my feeling is also
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2016 03:49 PM (Ozsfq)
---------------------------

I wonder how much Trump has to do with it as opposed to Obama-Clinton hatred, but I agree this is part of the drip-drip that brings down the Clinton Mafia. Dodge ain't big enough for that machine and Obama's ego.

And then, I want to see what the Clintons do, how they live, just what happens. Obama will pardon her so as to preserve good-will among the lefties, which will leave them all free to . . . what? Do they give up all pretense of a marriage and separate? Does she stay in New York? Does she budge out of doors? Same questions about Huma.

Posted by: iforgot at May 25, 2016 04:00 PM (pC96u)

349 Made it to US soil, waiting on the last flight. The official passport selfie was..... a little weird, but security overall wasn't bad.

Posted by: pookysgirl at May 25, 2016 04:01 PM (pihLt)

350

With our support, she's a lock...

Posted by: Borrochon Gay Muslims for Hitlery! at May 25, 2016 04:02 PM (KId5h)

351 The IG report shows everything and every reason the fat ass bitch originally gave for using her own server was a bold face lie, as we all knew of course..Form now on I am only using FAB ( fat ass bitch) to refer to the fat ass bitch

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2016 04:02 PM (Ozsfq)

352 I thought they usually waited until Friday to release this stuff.

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at May 25, 2016 04:02 PM (QPdNE)

353 Livestreaming Trump in Anaheim., aka owning my guilty crack habit.

"They're calling him 'The Mastermind,' The Mastermind. I call him the Guy with the Dirty White Hat. It's disgusting, it's disgusting."

Youtube is a Trump-pipe.

Posted by: General Zod at May 25, 2016 04:02 PM (Bdeb0)

354 Honestly, I can't imagine a scenario where Hillary goes quietly - she only gives up if she's wheeled out by EMTs or frogmarched out by the FBI.


She has a history of swearing at lowly staffers for saying "good morning" and throwing things at her husband. I doubt *anyone* would have the balls to tell her the dream of the ultimate power, the long-awaited equaling of her husband's biggest achievement is not to be. She's worked to damn hard to let that happen.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2016 04:02 PM (NOIQH)

355 349
Made it to US soil, waiting on the last flight. The official passport
selfie was..... a little weird, but security overall wasn't bad.


Posted by: pookysgirl at May 25, 2016 04:01 PM (pihLt)


Welcome back to the circus.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2016 04:02 PM (1ZOkK)

356 The part I really don't understand that SHOULD have brought hellfire down on her was when the FBI demanding she hand over the server, and she then proceeds to erase thousands of emails before handing it over.

How is that not tampering with evidence, obstruction of justice, etc.

I'm not a lawyer, and I get that she has a sense of carte blanche, but what am I missing?

Posted by: Jamers at May 25, 2016 04:03 PM (LZgax)

357 352 Posted by: Velvet Ambition at May 25, 2016 04:02 PM (QPdNE)

If they want something HID they drop it on Friday....

that means they don't want this hid.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 04:03 PM (g8Hfr)

358 Oh my, I just heard The Bern is in Ventura today. WTF ?

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 25, 2016 04:04 PM (dULJN)

359 but what am I missing?

Posted by: Jamers at May 25, 2016 04:03 PM (LZgax)

Your missing nothing. But then you are a law abiding citizen

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2016 04:04 PM (Ozsfq)

360 Who brings the message to Hillary?


One of those robots they use for defusing bombs....

Or some talking hologram thingy like in Star Wars

Can you imagine all the flying glassware ?!

Posted by: McCool at May 25, 2016 04:04 PM (TQxRy)

361 The head of the DOJ owes her career to Bill Clinton
Think about that.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at May 25, 2016 04:04 PM (uhftQ)

362 I'd say "not my circus, not my monkeys," but it is good to be home, Jane D'oh!

Posted by: pookysgirl at May 25, 2016 04:04 PM (pihLt)

363 If they want something HID they drop it on Friday....

that means they don't want this hid.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 04:03 PM (g8Hfr)

Yup, I don't think they like cankles

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at May 25, 2016 04:05 PM (QPdNE)

364 "The part I really don't understand that SHOULD have brought hellfire down on her was when the FBI demanding she hand over the server, and she then proceeds to erase thousands of emails before handing it over."

IIRC it's not clear that she deleted anything, although at one point she led us to think she did.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 25, 2016 04:05 PM (r1fLd)

365 330
The correct word for a drunkard male is Borrachon...

borracha means 'eraser'

Posted by: Gay Muslims for Hitlery! at May 25, 2016 03:56 PM (KId5h)
----------------
borracho (m) borracha (f) --- drunk (both adj and noun)
borrachon (m) borrachona (f) --- big drunk, super drunk

borrador --- eraser

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 25, 2016 04:06 PM (T/5A0)

366 Then --per usual--they bury the damning stuff in the footnotes, this is from page 43 IIRC.

This is probably Guccifer hacking into her personal email server:

"
159--In another incident occurring on May 13, 2011, two of Secretary Clinton's immediate staff discussed via email the Secretary's concern that someone was "hacking into her email" after she received an email with a suspicious link. Several hours later, Secretary Clinton received an email from the personal account of then Under Secretary of State for Political Affairs that also had a link to a suspect website. The next morning, Secretary Clinton replied to the email with the following message to the Under Secretary: "Is this really from you? I was worried about opening it!" Department policy requires employees to report cybersecurity incidents to IRM security officials when any improper cyber-security practice comes to their attention.12 FAM 592.4 (January 10, 2007). Notification is required when a user suspects compromise of, among other things, a personally owned device containing personally identifiable information.12 FAM 682.2-6(August 4, 200. However, OIG found no evidence that the Secretary or her staff reported these incidents to computer security personnel or anyone else within the Department.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at May 25, 2016 04:06 PM (mcm0N)

367 re: sidebar item
#NeverTrumpers Quickly Morphing Into #NeverABadWordAboutHillary; Maybe It's Time for Some to Simply Admit Their New Allegiance Instead of Giving Us the Cowardly Passive-Aggressive Act. If You're Now Supporting Hillary Clinton, Have the Balls to Say So Publicly.

Gateway Pundit has a story up about Rich Lowry, editor of National Review, meeting with "Paid Hillary Protester", Alexander McCoy.
http://tinyurl.com/jlvhe8l
.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 25, 2016 04:06 PM (R+30W)

368 I like the way you think, sven10077...

Posted by: scrood at May 25, 2016 04:06 PM (3b9U4)

369 I'll give you one guess who this benefits.

Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at May 25, 2016 04:06 PM (N1Wpo)

370 the 5 stages of Clinton:

Denial
Obstruction of Justice
Vast Right Wing Conspiracy Accusation
Whack Somebody
Old News

Posted by: Hillary's yoga pants fartgusset at May 25, 2016 04:07 PM (nFwvY)

371
omg, they are pathetic and desperate. This is a total lie:

>>GOP will attack HRC because she is running for President, but IG report makes clear her personal email use was not unique at State Dept

-- Brian Fallon (@brianefallon) May 25, 2016

Posted by: iforgot at May 25, 2016 04:07 PM (pC96u)

372 I'm so used to disappointment that if she were to actually be tried, let alone convicted, I'm worried that my mind would not know how to respond to the strange feelings of hope and joy that would produce. It would literally be a shock to the system.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 25, 2016 04:07 PM (M0ddJ)

373 Oh my, I just heard The Bern is in Ventura today. WTF ?

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 25, 2016 04:04 PM


What? He didn't call me...

Posted by: Tommy Chong at May 25, 2016 04:07 PM (ZQfW9)

374 The 83-page report, obtained by The Washington Times, is devastating in its evaluation of Mrs. Clintons behavior, saying it can find no record of her getting approval from either security or legal staffers for her unique arrangement. The report also undercuts many of her campaigns explanations for her use of the system, dismisses comparisons to her predecessors email use, and points to repeated hacking attempts that she failed to report.


THAT is enough to indict her on

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2016 04:08 PM (Ozsfq)

375 She is going to be replaced.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at May 25, 2016 04:08 PM (mcm0N)

376 "The head of the DOJ owes her career to Bill Clinton
Think about that."

Lynch's BFF is Holder's wife. Started in college.

Some things are thicker than water, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 25, 2016 04:08 PM (r1fLd)

377 From the sidebar


"#NeverTrumpers Quickly Morphing Into #NeverABadWordAboutHillary; Maybe It's Time for Some to Simply Admit Their New Allegiance Instead of Giving Us the Cowardly Passive-Aggressive Act. If You're Now Supporting Hillary Clinton, Have the Balls to Say So Publicly."


Is that Ace talking? Who is he scolding?


Posted by: grammie winger at May 25, 2016 04:08 PM (dFi94)

378 >>>I get that she has a sense of carte blanche, but what am I missing?<<<

Two successive AGs in a corrupt DOJ that refuse to acknowledge and enforce the law?

Posted by: Fritz at May 25, 2016 04:08 PM (UzPAd)

379 366 Posted by: Danube River Guide at May 25, 2016 04:06 PM (mcm0N)

Which gets us back to her WILLFULLY and CONSTANTLY undermining Operational Security....

fuck if I show knowledge of something to my foster father or brother they are required to inform security if they feel it shows ANY knowledge of classified material rather than scholarship of open source....

Grammy just decided on a lark not to divulge she had had NAMED level intelligence breached on a lark.

Fuck I hate this woman and her goddamned enablers all the way down to local voters.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 04:08 PM (g8Hfr)

380 but what am I missing?

Posted by: Jamers at May 25, 2016 04:03 PM (LZgax)

Your missing nothing. But then you are a law abiding citizen
Posted by: Nevergiveup



I feel like that part of the narrative gets missed.

Even if you want to make the case she didn't understand email protocols while head of the State Dept, destroying evidence flagrantly after being asked to turn it over is criminal.

Why didn't the FBI immediately charge her? Shouldn't her attorney be getting disbarred for arranging that, etc?

Posted by: Jamers at May 25, 2016 04:09 PM (LZgax)

381 Yup, I don't think they like cankles

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at May 25, 2016 04:05 PM (QPdNE)

A lot of us have been saying that for a while. Trump would almost be a better option for the Obamas, because they'll retain influence in the Democratic Party, and will be able to spend the next four years criticizing everything that Trump does.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 25, 2016 04:09 PM (LUG6K)

382 A vast right-wing conspiracy, or as normal people call it, the law.

Posted by: no good deed at May 25, 2016 04:09 PM (9nt94)

383 >>>>The part I really don't understand that SHOULD have brought hellfire
down on her was when the FBI demanding she hand over the server, and she
then proceeds to erase thousands of emails before handing it over.



How is that not tampering with evidence, obstruction of justice, etc.



I'm not a lawyer, and I get that she has a sense of carte blanche, but what am I missing?
.
.
.
.You are missing the end of the FBI investigation. It isn't over until the fat lady sings, and the FBI can still recommend charges for pretty much anything it finds evidence for. Obstruction of Justice can be one of those recommendations.

Not saying that the DOJ will actually convene a Grand Jury to indict her though, just that the FBI can recommend charges.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 25, 2016 04:09 PM (iONHu)

384 I'm not a lawyer, and I get that she has a sense of carte blanche, but what am I missing?



Posted by: Jamers at May 25, 2016 04:03 PM (LZgax)


That Obama has not sent word down to lower the boom on her. I don't know enough of the dynamic in the administration and the DNC, but I wouldn't doubt that she has plenty of info on Obama also and has threatened to bring the Temple down on him if he doesn't let her get her run in.

Speculation runs rife.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Lighter Fluid, Charcoal, and Othe Car-Be-Cue Supplies at the Outrage Outlet at May 25, 2016 04:10 PM (hLRSq)

385
Margarita DeVille

Nein!

Posted by: Borrochon Gay Muslims for Hitlery! at May 25, 2016 04:10 PM (KId5h)

386 345 ---. If the FBI recovers a shitload that were deleted to hide shit, she can't walk away from that
Posted by: The Jackhole at May 25, 2016 04:00 PM
---------------
She CAN and she WILL.
Straight to the White House.

That's what we have come to.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 25, 2016 04:10 PM (T/5A0)

387 Posted by: Jamers at May 25, 2016 04:09 PM (LZgax)

If I had done 1/2 of what she has done, I'd be sitting in the Brig right now

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2016 04:11 PM (Ozsfq)

388 Fuck I hate this woman and her goddamned enablers all the way down to local voters.

Ditto.

Posted by: no good deed at May 25, 2016 04:11 PM (9nt94)

389 What royally pisses me off is her supporters - not her inner circle, her accomplices, but the rank-and-file supporters - who are incapable of connecting the dots, even when there are only three or four dots on the damb page. "Big deal," they say. "So she was sloppy with her email. She had the okay from the Administration, and made a few mistakes. She broke a few rules."

I'm going to take a two-by-four to the skull of the next of her supporters who uses the word "rules." This isn't five-yards-and-loss-of-down kind of rulebreaking; this is deep in felony territory, and it's not comparable to a husband accidentally leaving an email exchange with his hook-up on the company printer. This is deliberately circumventing the vaunted "air gap" meant to keep our intelligence secrets safe. This wasn't done because Granny is technologically impaired; with was done so she could sell those secrets in return for money poured into the Clinton Foundation. It's what the Foundation does: peddling influence and selling secrets for Bill'n'Hill's personal gain and power.

This is Rosenberg territory.

Posted by: Qoheleth at May 25, 2016 04:11 PM (iIzG7)

390
"The part I really don't understand that SHOULD have brought hellfire down on her was when the FBI demanding she hand over the server, and she then proceeds to erase thousands of emails before handing it over."

IIRC it's not clear that she deleted anything, although at one point she led us to think she did.
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 25, 2016 04:05 PM (r1fLd)
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She said she wiped the server after handing the 30k emails over to State.

A lone tweet from Catherine Herridge back in March said the FBI recovered the emails anyway.

Posted by: iforgot at May 25, 2016 04:11 PM (pC96u)

391 The messenger from the Obama camp that it's time to retire will arrive from the DoJ. Some nobody lawyer whose back Obama has and who otherwise has nothing to lose.

The message will be delivered after her arrest. "This will go away if you do. You have no place in the new order."

If she accepts, she goes quietly into retirement, publishes a memoir, and seethes like a runaway nuclear reactor.

If she rejects it, she gets released on her own recognizance and dies of some health issue within a month.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 25, 2016 04:11 PM (9krrF)

392 Check WZ for some words of wisdom from Tila Tequila, known intellectual.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 25, 2016 04:11 PM (Nwg0u)

393 Who brings the message to Hillary?

------------------

I think it would be delicious if they did it by email.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2016 04:12 PM (kTF2Z)

394 Damn you, Hillary and your corrupt staff!

Posted by: IG Report at May 25, 2016 04:12 PM (DrC22)

395
IIRC it's not clear that she deleted anything, although at one point she led us to think she did.
Posted by: Ignoramus




I thought she announced through her attorney she had deleted "personal" emails before handing it over.

And we then heard the FBI was able to recover what was deleted.

That's sort of like someone being asked to turn over a murder weapon and the attorney first wipes all the DNA and fingerprints off of it before finally giving to law enforcement. It's tampering with evidence, obstruction of justice, etc.

Posted by: Jamers at May 25, 2016 04:12 PM (LZgax)

396 The spouse of a Presidential Candidate is currently having an extramarital affair!

The person with whom they are having the affair is a French model living in New York. The affair has been going on for over a year.

The model has a big mouth, so we dont know how the Candidate's campaign is going to keep this one quiet in the run-up to the Presidential Election.

http://blindgossip.com/?p=78645#more-78645

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 25, 2016 04:12 PM (iQIUe)

397 I still say nothing will happen to Hillary!

Posted by: donna at May 25, 2016 04:12 PM (O2RFr)

398 When Hillary is indicted, where does that leave Debbie Wasserman-Jabberjaw and the commie wing of the democrat party? Can they really recruit Biden or are they stuck with the Bernie Bros?

Posted by: Fritz at May 25, 2016 03:43 PM (UzPAd)


They'll still be communist, it's just that they'll be run by the mensheviks instead of the bolsheviks

Posted by: Comrade Hat at May 25, 2016 04:12 PM (Z8xbi)

399 Really, let's stop looking at this as the straightforward criminal issue we all know it ought to be and start approaching this as the organized crime turf war we all know damn well it actually is.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 25, 2016 04:12 PM (9krrF)

400 The thing about BJ that we don't bring up much is the fact that her becoming POTUS has no upside for him...none.

1. He becomes a footnote in history as being First Man instead of Mr. President. He cares about history...he swallowed gallons of Arafat's "guff" in the hopes of being the guy who solved the ME. He wanted that Noble Peace Prize so badly that it ensured he would never get it--it was also a factor in the NPP flinging the medal over Barky's neck before all the confetti had been swept up from the inauguration--a clear message that said--not only did you not get it despite working your ass off for it, but, we are going to give Barky one for just showing up while Black.
2. He has to give up the mistress and hang out with Hillary.
3. He has to try to save Hillary from herself day after day after day.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at May 25, 2016 04:13 PM (kXoT0)

401

Margarita DeVille, you are speaking Central American Spanish!

The only true Spanish idiom is found in Argentine-German Friendship Societies!

Ja Vol!

Posted by: Borrochon Gay Muslims for Hitlery! at May 25, 2016 04:13 PM (KId5h)

402 "If I had done 1/2 of what she has done, I'd be sitting in the Brig right now"

If you'd done half of what she'd done, both you and your hanging would now be spoken of in the past tense.

Posted by: Qoheleth at May 25, 2016 04:13 PM (iIzG7)

403 After one of the 2011 hack attempts Mrs. Clintons tech staffer shut the server down for a few minutes, hoping that would solve the situation, but quickly warned top aides not to send Mrs. Clinton anything sensitive after the attempted breach, according to the report, which was obtained by The Washington Times.

My Fuckin G-D...The Best and the Brightest? I don't think so

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2016 04:13 PM (Ozsfq)

404 >>>Is that Ace talking? Who is he scolding?

The HQ stylebook says that sidebar stuff is Ace, unless it is signed by someone else.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 25, 2016 04:13 PM (R+30W)

405 The message will be delivered after her arrest. "This will go away if you do. You have no place in the new order."

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Ahhh. Make her an offer she can't refuse. She'll understand that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 25, 2016 04:13 PM (Nwg0u)

406 396 The spouse of a Presidential Candidate is currently having an extramarital affair!

Bernie Sanders wife?

Posted by: donna at May 25, 2016 04:13 PM (O2RFr)

407
Why didn't the FBI immediately charge her? Shouldn't her attorney be getting disbarred for arranging that, etc?
Posted by: Jamers at May 25, 2016 04:09 PM (LZgax)
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Her attorney should definitely get a talking-to, because he's the one she supposedly turned the server over to to separate the work-related from the private emails.

And did he have a security clearance? What if he ran across sensitive material? Which there was?

That dude should be up on charges, too.

Maybe when all this shakes out there will be dozens of names in the paper, we'll see.

Posted by: iforgot at May 25, 2016 04:14 PM (pC96u)

408 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 25, 2016 04:11 PM (Nwg0u)
***
meth is a hell of a ride....

Too bad. i've seem pics of her before she dove into the sewer of pr0n, and she was a lovely young lady.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 25, 2016 04:15 PM (lutOX)

409 Bradley Manning needs a cellmate.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 25, 2016 04:15 PM (FZ6yD)

410

392 Check XHamster for some words of wisdom from Tila Tequila, known intellectual.

Posted by: Borrochon Gay Muslims for Hitlery! at May 25, 2016 04:15 PM (KId5h)

411 >>IG Report Damns Hillary Clinton and Her Corrupt Staff>>


That's a lie. The report did not say a work about me.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 25, 2016 04:15 PM (DrC22)

412 I was thinking.
Ace's next installment in the 'Saffron : Intergalactic Space Whore" universe should be a Choose Your Own Erotic Adventure Book.

Posted by: garrett at May 25, 2016 04:15 PM (NvC7m)

413 Borracho=drunk

Borrachon=even more of a drunk than the first guy

Borraccio=Italian painter who was notoriously drunk

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at May 25, 2016 04:15 PM (tEDMc)

414 Melanis hooked up with that French model from those commercials?"Uh,bon jour"

Posted by: steevy at May 25, 2016 04:15 PM (B48dK)

415 Republican Governors should move up the date of when they print ballots and then let the Democrat Party try to make them all change names when they decide they want to swap Hillary out for Biden.



Posted by: Jamers at May 25, 2016 04:15 PM (LZgax)

416 if the hildabeast was wraped in rolled roofing could we call her Assfault?

Posted by: KIllerdog at May 25, 2016 04:16 PM (QlKDg)

417 The spouse of a Presidential Candidate is currently having an extramarital affair!

With a French model?



Bon'jour!

Posted by: Piere LaFoot at May 25, 2016 04:16 PM (aQQbl)

418 Page 27 of the OIG Report, even though most of Clinton's staff refused to respond to the OIG -this is what the OIG found:

"With regard to Secretary Clinton's immediate staff, OIG received limited responses to its questionnaires, though two of Secretary Clinton's staff acknowledged occasional use of personal email accounts for official business. However, OIG learned of extensive use of personal email accounts by four immediate staff members (none of whom responded to the questionnaire). During the summer of 2015, their representatives produced Federal records in response to a request from the Department, portions of which included material sent and received via their personal email accounts.
The material consists of nearly 72,000 pages in hard copy and more than 7.5 gigabytes of electronic data. One of the staff submitted 9,585 emails spanning January 22, 2009, to February 24, 2013, averaging 9 emails per workday sent on a personal email account. In this material, there are instances where the four individuals sent or received emails regarding Department business using only their personal web-based email accounts."

Posted by: Danube River Guide at May 25, 2016 04:16 PM (mcm0N)

419 397 Posted by: donna at May 25, 2016 04:12 PM (O2RFr)

In intelligence work you have data gatherers, you have operators, and you have fortune tellers.

I am engaged in fortune telling, but fortune telling is looking at the material at hand, the character of the observed, and scrying intentions hypothesizing outcomes.

This was leaked midweek before a long weekend....

could mean they want it seen, could mean they know NO one cares...

Obama is either at peace with pulling the fade after he leaves office, or is ego driven enough he wants total control of the party....


etc etc

This is likely 60% Kabuki and 40% shot across the bow ma'am....

and the 40% is inversely proportional to how successful polling says she'll be....

and Barry has GOOD polling gatherers.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 04:16 PM (g8Hfr)

420 >>The thing about BJ that we don't bring up much is the fact that her becoming POTUS has no upside for him...none.


Yep, and being a narcissist he often manages to say just the wrong thing and kneecap her campaigns...

Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2016 04:16 PM (NOIQH)

421 After one of the 2011 hack attempts Mrs. Clintons tech staffer shut the server down for a few minutes, hoping that would solve the situation, but quickly warned top aides not to send Mrs. Clinton anything sensitive after the attempted breach, according to the report, which was obtained by The Washington Times.

My Fuckin G-D...The Best and the Brightest? I don't think so
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2016 04:13 PM (Ozsfq)

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Hey.... Idea tim....try shutting off the ignition right before a crash. Might work.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 25, 2016 04:16 PM (8XRCm)

422 2. He has to give up the mistress and hang out with Hillary.
3. He has to try to save Hillary from herself day after day after day.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at May 25, 2016 04:13 PM (kXoT0)


I doubt very much he will live in the WH, or that he would give up any dalliances. He didn't give them up when he was actually the president.

I think Billy could find a pretty comfortable existence as first husband.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 25, 2016 04:17 PM (M0ddJ)

423 I
could see a delegation of Mooch (First Lady to First Lady) and ValJar
being the cup-bearers for the hemlock.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at May 25, 2016 03:56 PM (kXoT0)


Because the alternative is the Isabel Martinez de Peron method.

(with the Trotskyites shooting the Fascists. Only Argentina would try a rematch of the Spanish civil war)

Posted by: Kindltot - Wondering why I don't sleep well nights at May 25, 2016 04:17 PM (ry34m)

424 Ya know this is such a joke. I was on Duty today doing something and I was not allowed to be in the room I was in alone, but that FAB was allowed to jeopardize National Security? WTF

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2016 04:17 PM (Ozsfq)

425
Her attorney should definitely get a talking-to, because he's the one she supposedly turned the server over to to separate the work-related from the private emails.

And did he have a security clearance? What if he ran across sensitive material? Which there was?

That dude should be up on charges, too.

Maybe when all this shakes out there will be dozens of names in the paper, we'll see.
Posted by: iforgot
__________


I agree

I'm not an attorney, but since when does an attorney get to do those things without also being charged or at the least disbarred?

Posted by: Jamers at May 25, 2016 04:17 PM (LZgax)

426 I wonder ...

... Is the timing of the convention, along with Bernie's late surge, causing the powers that be to advance the time table ?

Is the play here to replace Hillary!, AND give the Replacement time to lay the groundwork to outfight Sanders at the Convention ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 25, 2016 04:17 PM (tbq1U)

427 I'm not an attorney, but since when does an attorney get to do those things without also being charged or at the least disbarred?
Posted by: Jamers at May 25, 2016 04:17 PM (LZgax)

AND I don't think the attorney in question had a Security Clearance.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2016 04:18 PM (Ozsfq)

428 >>After one of the 2011 hack attempts Mrs. Clintons tech staffer shut the server down for a few minutes, hoping that would solve the situation


'Did you try unplugging it and waiting 5 Seconds?
Because, that always works for Huma when my Hitachi Magic Wand stalls out.'

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 25, 2016 04:18 PM (NvC7m)

429 This is gonna be comedy gold for Trump and his people. LMAO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2016 04:19 PM (Ozsfq)

430 353 Livestreaming Trump in Anaheim., aka owning my guilty crack habit.


I'll have to catch that after work. Half an hour to go.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 25, 2016 04:19 PM (HMt16)

431
Why didn't the FBI immediately charge her? Shouldn't her attorney be getting disbarred for arranging that, etc?
Posted by: Jamers at May 25, 2016 04:09 PM (LZgax

*********

Because--there is shit tonnage of evidence to go through, and they have not interviewed Huma or Patrick Kennedy yet.

Then they have to interview Hillary--in the end--to get conflict.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at May 25, 2016 04:19 PM (mcm0N)

432 401
The only true Spanish idiom is found in Argentine-German Friendship Societies!

Ja Vol!
Posted by: Borrochon Gay Muslims for Hitlery! at May 25, 2016 04:13 PM (KId5h)
-----------------------------------
Well sure, okay, if you're a gay Muslim for Hitlery!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 25, 2016 04:19 PM (T/5A0)

433 >>Her attorney should definitely get a talking-to, because he's the one
she supposedly turned the server over to to separate the work-related
from the private emails.


IIRC, she gave her lawyer a thumbdrive containing the emails she had *printed* and provided to State.
Not sure if it was confirmed where he stored the thumbdrive that no doubt contained classified docs he did not have the clearance to possess.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2016 04:19 PM (NOIQH)

434 Sven, Gaylord is very good on poles ... Errr polls.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 25, 2016 04:20 PM (FZ6yD)

435
The thing about BJ that we don't bring up much is the fact that her becoming POTUS has no upside for him...none.
----------------------

Just one objection to that: as her POTUS dream goes, so goes the Clinton Cash. And the Foundation might very well be disassembled in this business, including massive fines, clawbacks, and restitution.

There's also Bill's psychology. I think the man is addicted to public adulation. He'll literally die without it. He's half-dead already, and to be mocked and pitied in the street would sink him.

Posted by: iforgot at May 25, 2016 04:20 PM (pC96u)

436 And did he have a security clearance? What if he ran across sensitive material? Which there was?

He supposedly had TS/SCI clearance to view material from Benghazi. He sure as hell didn't have custodial clearance for the info on the server, and his "safe" wasn't in a SCIF.

Posted by: no good deed at May 25, 2016 04:20 PM (9nt94)

437 State Department sets single day record for bringing in non-documentable muslims...Oh Joy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2016 04:20 PM (Ozsfq)

438 Posted by: Qoheleth at May 25, 2016 04:11 PM (iIzG7)

The dots were as easily connected as a kindergartner's
picture puzzle back in 2008 for Obama too. Voters didn't want to then and they do not want to now.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 25, 2016 04:20 PM (CFc5L)

439 the guy that moves pianos for a living

*golf clap sir, madam, or as you identify with at the moment*

Posted by: Borrochon Gay Muslims for Hitlery! at May 25, 2016 04:20 PM (KId5h)

440 Bloomberg talking heads was laying out the case the State has a problem with loose and easy email issues dating back to, wait for it, the Bush Administration. But Dad everyone was doing it 4 grade defense is the spin du jour.

Posted by: Spoonman at May 25, 2016 04:20 PM (PcHwJ)

441 Wow, and to think I got the death penalty for renting a room to John Wilkes Booth when I ran a boarding house

Posted by: Mary Surratt at May 25, 2016 04:20 PM (n9LsX)

442 IG Report Damns Hillary Clinton and Her Corrupt Staff

-
If you have the Staff of Corruption and roll a six or better, you're immune from IG attacks.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 25, 2016 04:20 PM (Nwg0u)

443 >>but that FAB was allowed to jeopardize National Security? WTF

Don't worry about it. She'll tell all on her SF86 during her PR...ha.

Posted by: General Zod at May 25, 2016 04:21 PM (Bdeb0)

444 But Dad everyone was doing it 4 grade defense is the spin du jour.
Posted by: Spoonman at May 25, 2016 04:20 PM (PcHwJ)

And try using that defense if you ever get charged with anything? LMAO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2016 04:21 PM (Ozsfq)

445 399 Really, let's stop looking at this as the straightforward criminal issue we all know it ought to be and start approaching this as the organized crime turf war we all know damn well it actually is.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 25, 2016 04:12 PM (9krrF)

Good idea.

Posted by: @votermom at May 25, 2016 04:22 PM (7lVbc)

446
IIRC, she gave her lawyer a thumbdrive containing the emails she had *printed* and provided to State.
Not sure if it was confirmed where he stored the thumbdrive that no doubt contained classified docs he did not have the clearance to possess.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2016 04:19 PM (NOIQH)
----------------------

He had a hard drive or maybe it was a thumb drive in his office, which was astonishing to me because foreign agents could have broken in and stolen it.

And he was the one who did the "vetting"; she didn't sort the emails out herself. So he had possession of the same super secret things that came out in the news.

Posted by: iforgot at May 25, 2016 04:22 PM (pC96u)

447 >>start approaching this as the organized crime turf war we all know damn well it actually is.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 25, 2016 04:12 PM (9krrF)

Leave the thumb drive. Take the cannoli.

Posted by: General Zod at May 25, 2016 04:23 PM (Bdeb0)

448 Keep in mind: This was not the expected outcome. The Democratti Crime Family did not expect Trump to be the man. They thought Trump would defuse certain popular notions, enough for this year's patsy (I suspect Rubio) to take the nom and then take the fall. Easy peasy. Except...well, except they'd moved too fast, hadn't covered all bases, and Trump took off like a manhole on an underground nuke test. (Actual incident. Look it up.) So instead of dealing with this at leisure with the thing in the bag, suddenly they have to scramble and have to do things less than optimally.

Always assume they're scum.

Always assume they're not as smart as you think.

Always assume they're going to botch something.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 25, 2016 04:23 PM (9krrF)

449 There is also this from page 43 of the OIG Report:


As previously noted, OIG found no evidence that staff in the Office of the Legal Adviser reviewed or approved Secretary Clinton's personal system. According to the other S/ES-IRM staff member who raised concerns about the server, the Director stated that the mission of S/ES-IRM is to support the Secretary and instructed the staff never to speak of the Secretary's personal email system again.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at May 25, 2016 04:23 PM (mcm0N)

450 At one point in 2010, Mrs. Clintons emails were ending up in subordinates spam filters because they were coming from a non-state.gov account. One of her top aides urged her to sign up for an official account or letting everyone in the department know of her address so she could be added as a verified account, but she refused, saying she didnt want any risk of the personal being accessible.

This is Keystone Kops level shit

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2016 04:24 PM (Ozsfq)

451
Really, let's stop looking at this as the straightforward criminal issue we all know it ought to be and start approaching this as the organized crime turf war we all know damn well it actually is.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 25, 2016 04:12 PM (9krrF)
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You're exactly right. It's an Obama-Clinton power struggle. The legal system is merely Obama's weapon in this turf war, not an instrument of justice.

Posted by: iforgot at May 25, 2016 04:25 PM (pC96u)

452 Yay!

My SSN is being bought and/or sold on the interwebs!

Now I get to spend some quality time on the phone with the SSA.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at May 25, 2016 04:25 PM (rlfds)

453 444 But Dad everyone was doing it 4 grade defense is the spin du jour.
Posted by: Spoonman at May 25, 2016 04:20 PM (PcHwJ)
And try using that defense if you ever get charged with anything? LMAO
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2016 04:21 PM (Ozsfq)



What was that Smoking Gun entry the other day at the HQ where some gal who'd been popped for shoplifting said that "everybody steals from this store?"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 25, 2016 04:25 PM (oKE6c)

454 Wow, and to think I got the death penalty for renting a room to John Wilkes Booth when I ran a boarding house
Posted by: Mary Surratt at May 25, 2016 04:20 PM (n9LsX)

----

Oh.... it was a little more than that....

Posted by: fixerupper at May 25, 2016 04:25 PM (8XRCm)

455 Just one objection to that: as her POTUS dream goes, so goes the Clinton Cash. And the Foundation might very well be disassembled in this business, including massive fines, clawbacks, and restitution.

There's also Bill's psychology. I think the man is addicted to public adulation. He'll literally die without it. He's half-dead already, and to be mocked and pitied in the street would sink him.
Posted by: iforgot at May 25, 2016 04:20 PM (pC96u)

He just keeps on showing up to give speeches for $500,000 a pop, do two of those a month and he can live on it. The person who is in actual danger of having a sudden change to their standard of living is Chelsea--she has proven to be completely useless as a adult and her husband only earns money because of his in-laws. The worthless little flea brain was handed a $900,000 a year job that she only had to show up for like twice a month and even that was too hard for her to manage, so she quit.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at May 25, 2016 04:25 PM (kXoT0)

456 Who brings the message to Hillary?



------------------



I think it would be delicious if they did it by email.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2016 04:12 PM (kTF2Z)


Better hit her with the tranq gun first.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 25, 2016 04:26 PM (JO9+V)

457 What was that Smoking Gun entry the other day at the HQ where some gal who'd been popped for shoplifting said that "everybody steals from this store?"
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 25, 2016 04:25 PM (oKE6c)

YUP...that is what our "society" is coming to

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2016 04:26 PM (Ozsfq)

458 I still say Obama hates Republicans more than he hates Hillary.


I know a popular theory is that Obama wants to take her out, but I don't really buy it. Especially if Trump is the next President.

Posted by: Jamers at May 25, 2016 04:26 PM (LZgax)

459 Really, let's stop looking at this as the straightforward criminal issue we all know it ought to be and start approaching this as the organized crime turf war we all know damn well it actually is.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 25, 2016 04:12 PM (9krrF)
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You're exactly right. It's an Obama-Clinton power struggle. The legal system is merely Obama's weapon in this turf war, not an instrument of justice.
Posted by: iforgot at May 25, 2016 04:25 PM (pC96u)




The trick here for Barky is to get in some rabbit punches when the ref is looking the other way. Ideally I bet he'd like Hillary to go down, but (to mix my metaphors) doesn't want his fingerprints on the knife in her back.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 25, 2016 04:27 PM (oKE6c)

460 State Department sets single day record for bringing in non-documentable muslims...Oh Joy
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2016 04:20 PM (Ozsfq)




Yay!
My SSN is being bought and/or sold on the interwebs!
Now I get to spend some quality time on the phone with the SSA.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at May 25, 2016 04:25 PM (rlfds)

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Somehow... call it a gut felling.... these two post are connected.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 25, 2016 04:27 PM (8XRCm)

461 'Well sure, okay, if you're a gay Muslim for Hitlery! '

Da Comrade, Da! Mein schitzengruber est mui picante, dim mak!

Posted by: Borrochon Gay Muslims for Hitlery! at May 25, 2016 04:27 PM (KId5h)

462 I remember watching Bob Crane and Hogan's Heroes as a kid. The one thing that always bugged me was, how did Germany manage to operate such an efficient war machine if they were all screw-ups like Klink and Schultz? It's not possible to be both supremely evil and supremely stupid at the same time, is it?

I'm watching all of this unfold, and I'm realizing that yes, yes, it is possible.

Posted by: Qoheleth at May 25, 2016 04:27 PM (iIzG7)

463 >>>>Keep in mind: This was not the expected outcome. The Democratti
Crime Family did not expect Trump to be the man. They thought Trump
would defuse certain popular notions, enough for this year's patsy (I
suspect Rubio) to take the nom and then take the fall. Easy peasy.
Except...well, except they'd moved too fast, hadn't covered all bases,
and Trump took off like a manhole on an underground nuke test. (Actual
incident. Look it up.) So instead of dealing with this at leisure with
the thing in the bag, suddenly they have to scramble and have to do
things less than optimally.



Always assume they're scum.



Always assume they're not as smart as you think.



Always assume they're going to botch something.
.
.
.
.Yep trump took everyone on both sides by surprise. There must have been over a thousand "Why Trump is doomed" articles written in the first few weeks of the Primary.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 25, 2016 04:28 PM (iONHu)

464 RICO the Clinton Criminal Crony Party.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 25, 2016 04:28 PM (FZ6yD)

465 Especially if Trump is the next President.
Posted by: Jamers at May 25, 2016 04:26 PM (LZgax)

----

Maybe he's playing seven dimensional chess.

He thinks Trumps will screw things up so bad the country will clamour for more "fundamental" cahnge.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 25, 2016 04:28 PM (8XRCm)

466 "Your Social Security number has been found compromised online. We monitor online properties to identify the illegal trading and selling of your personal information, and unfortunately we have found a match that may indicate possible identity theft. Below you will find additional information on next steps to take to ensure your personal information is secure."

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at May 25, 2016 04:29 PM (rlfds)

467 452 Yay!

My SSN is being bought and/or sold on the interwebs!

Now I get to spend some quality time on the phone with the SSA.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at May 25, 2016 04:25 PM (rlfds)

OMG!. To hear this pisses me off to no end. What the hell are our elected officials doing about this? Getting their nails buffed for a cocktail party, I presume.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 25, 2016 04:29 PM (CFc5L)

468 Keep in mind: This was not the expected outcome. The Democratti Crime Family did not expect Trump to be the man.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 25, 2016 04:23 PM (9krrF)

They also never factored in The Bernie. Her coronation was assured and then old Mr. Crazy Hair and Crazier Eyes threw his dandruff filled hat into the race.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at May 25, 2016 04:29 PM (kXoT0)

469 wasrivergal @438: "Voters didn't want to then and they do not want to now."

Hence, the two-by-four.

Posted by: Qoheleth at May 25, 2016 04:29 PM (iIzG7)

470 >>>>"Your Social Security number has been found compromised online. We
monitor online properties to identify the illegal trading and selling of
your personal information, and unfortunately we have found a match that
may indicate possible identity theft. Below you will find additional
information on next steps to take to ensure your personal information is
secure."
.
.
.
.Truthfully, that sounds like a scam to me.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 25, 2016 04:30 PM (iONHu)

471
440 Bloomberg talking heads was laying out the case the State has a problem with loose and easy email issues dating back to, wait for it, the Bush Administration. But Dad everyone was doing it 4 grade defense is the spin du jour.
Posted by: Spoonman at May 25, 2016 04:20 PM (PcHwJ)

*********


That's easily refuted by page 19 of the OIG Report :

"In April 2015, S/ES retired nine lots of electronic records containing approximately 16 gigabytes of data, consisting of emails, memoranda, travel records, and administrative documents from the tenures of former Secretaries Powell, Rice, and Clinton. However, the only email accounts included in this material were those of six of former Secretary Powell's staff and two of former Secretary Rice's staff. No email accounts from Secretary Clinton's staff were in the retired material.

(This is in reference to FOIA compliance.)

Posted by: Danube River Guide at May 25, 2016 04:30 PM (mcm0N)

472
could mean they want it seen, could mean they know NO one cares...

Its Memorial Day weekend where we commemorate those that have made the ultimate sacrifice for their country.The report documents her complete disregard for national security,they want it seen

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 25, 2016 04:30 PM (lKyWE)

473 Somehow... call it a gut felling.... these two post are connected.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 25, 2016 04:27 PM (8XRCm)

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Just think,

21+ million PIIs, courtesy of OPM, up for grabs.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at May 25, 2016 04:31 PM (rlfds)

474 SMFH.

Wow, how'd you find out?

Good luck.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 25, 2016 04:31 PM (FZ6yD)

475 Wow, how'd you find out?

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His Bi-annual Soc Security Statement is in Spanish.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 25, 2016 04:32 PM (8XRCm)

476 Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 25, 2016 04:30 PM (iONHu)

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I assure you, it's not.

I'm one of the 21+million "victims" of the OPM "hack"

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at May 25, 2016 04:32 PM (rlfds)

477 21+ million PIIs, courtesy of OPM, up for grabs.


Wut?

Posted by: Borrochon Gay Muslims for Hitlery! at May 25, 2016 04:32 PM (KId5h)

478 "#NeverTrumpers Quickly Morphing Into #NeverABadWordAboutHillary; Maybe It's Time for Some to Simply Admit Their New Allegiance Instead of Giving Us the Cowardly Passive-Aggressive Act. If You're Now Supporting Hillary Clinton, Have the Balls to Say So Publicly."

Is that Ace talking? Who is he scolding?

Posted by: grammie winger at May 25, 2016 04:08 PM (dFi94)


Sometimes the stuff ace does on #Twitter kind of boils over and we get the effluvia here on AoSHQ.

Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at May 25, 2016 04:32 PM (N1Wpo)

479

We love Effluvia! She was the best Prince back up singer EVER!

Posted by: Borrochon Gay Muslims for Hitlery! at May 25, 2016 04:33 PM (KId5h)

480 They also never factored in The Bernie. Her coronation was assured and then old Mr. Crazy Hair and Crazier Eyes threw his dandruff filled hat into the race.

Good point. Truly, 2016 will be remembered as the Year of the Lunatic Masses.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 25, 2016 04:33 PM (9krrF)

481 Anna,

I signed up for the monitoring service after I received notification that my PII was part of the OPM debacle.

Three years of monitoring service.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at May 25, 2016 04:33 PM (rlfds)

482

We LOVE his infectious nodules! Tasty when they pop!

Posted by: Borrochon Gay Muslims for Bernie's Penis at May 25, 2016 04:34 PM (KId5h)

483 I think it would be delicious if they did it by email.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2016 04:12 PM (kTF2Z)

Huma walks into Hillz' hotel suite, "Madame Honey, have you looked at your Blackberry in the past hour or so?"

Hillz, "No, whazzup."

Huma, "I think you need to read this email from President Obama."

Hillz, "Print it out for me and get me another drink and come snuggle with me."

Huma, "No, no can do--You GOTTA READ IT." Huma throws the Blackberry at Hillz, grabs her Hermes bag, and slams the door behind her, cutting off the sound of screaming and glass breaking.

----------------------- The End -------------------------

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at May 25, 2016 04:34 PM (kXoT0)

484 https://www.opm.gov/cybersecurity/

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at May 25, 2016 04:35 PM (rlfds)

485 This must be a post from Ace's time machine. There is no way this was supposed to be released until late Friday.

Posted by: ajmojo at May 25, 2016 04:35 PM (1H9ox)

486 I do think polls matter here.

As Trump has started making this race competitive (and now winning) the FBI will get more courage and I think recommend indictment.

If you were seeing Hillary winning this race by say 15 points across different polls, she would be completely bulletproof and the FBI would punt it.

Posted by: Jamers at May 25, 2016 04:35 PM (LZgax)

487 Sometimes the stuff ace does on #Twitter kind of boils over and we get the effluvia here on AoSHQ.
Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at May 25, 2016 04:32 PM (N1Wpo)

And the ephemera, OMG, the ephemera!

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at May 25, 2016 04:36 PM (kXoT0)

488 Ellen is sucking hard to sclong Hillary! On show.

Glad i'm not eating any food.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 25, 2016 04:36 PM (FZ6yD)

489 Posted by: Borrochon Gay Muslims for Hitlery! at May 25, 2016 04:32 PM (KId5h)

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Office_of_Personnel_Management_data_breach

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at May 25, 2016 04:36 PM (rlfds)

490
We have always been at war with East Effluvia

Posted by: fixerupper at May 25, 2016 04:36 PM (8XRCm)

491 So how do they swap Hillary for Biden without creating a shit storm from Bernie supporters? Bernie will probably come in the Convention with like 48% of the vote.

I know everyone assumes they fall in line, but I'm not so sure. I could easily see a 3rd party splitting off.

Posted by: Jamers at May 25, 2016 04:37 PM (LZgax)

492 488 Ellen is sucking hard to sclong Hillary! On show.

Wut?

Sorry, day drinking here...

Posted by: Borrochon Gay Muslims for Bernie's Penis at May 25, 2016 04:37 PM (KId5h)

493 SMFH, first OPM monitoring service or second?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 25, 2016 04:39 PM (FZ6yD)

494 Nood Faggots

Posted by: Borrochon Gay Muslims for Bernie's Penis at May 25, 2016 04:39 PM (KId5h)

495 second

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at May 25, 2016 04:39 PM (rlfds)

496 Wait 'till the day comes when the dust settles, the fog of political war has faded, and we realize that all this is the result of the manipulations of that political mastermind, Joe Biden.

Posted by: Qoheleth at May 25, 2016 04:40 PM (iIzG7)

497 Ellen is sucking hard to sclong Hillary! On show.

Glad i'm not eating any food.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 25, 2016 04:36 PM (FZ6yD)

Yeah, what is is with the Ladies of Lesbos and Hillz? I have a couple of Lesbian acquaintances who are absolutely full bore Hillz--full bore enough to donate enough money to get several pictures taken with BJ at a rally a few months ago. These are smart women and it totally baffles me.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at May 25, 2016 04:40 PM (kXoT0)

498 I am part of the first wave notification so better check mine when I get home.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 25, 2016 04:41 PM (FZ6yD)

499 >>>>Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 25, 2016 04:30 PM (iONHu)



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I assure you, it's not.



I'm one of the 21+million "victims" of the OPM "hack"
.
.
.
.The wife and I are also, but we haven't gotten a letter like that at least not yet.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 25, 2016 04:42 PM (iONHu)

500 Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 25, 2016 04:42 PM (iONHu)

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Did you sign up for MyIDCare?

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at May 25, 2016 04:44 PM (rlfds)

501 Yeah, what is is with the Ladies of Lesbos and
Hillz? I have a couple of Lesbian acquaintances who are absolutely full
bore Hillz--full bore enough to donate enough money to get several
pictures taken with BJ at a rally a few months ago. These are smart
women and it totally baffles me.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at May 25, 2016 04:40 PM (kXoT0)

Yeah, I can't imagine what they have in common.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 25, 2016 04:57 PM (oKE6c)

502 Hillary will find out who took the strawberries

Posted by: Captain Queeg at May 25, 2016 05:33 PM (12kBq)

503 "She is not a Crook"

Posted by: Dick Nixon at May 25, 2016 06:21 PM (b531m)

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