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Wow: Tucker Carlson Rips The Bark Off Glenn Beck -- "It Was Like He Was Auditioning to be Zuckerberg's Manservant"
Someone earlier said in the comments that Carlson had said this, but without specifying who he meant. The commenter gathered he meant Glenn Beck.
He did indeed.In an interview, Carlson blasted the radio and television host, saying he was sucking up to Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg. "I went to that meeting expecting Beck to cry, rend his garments while quoting James Madison, but that's not at all what happened. He began the most extended assiduous suck-up I think I've ever seen a grown man commit. He acted like he was auditioning to be Mark Zuckerberg's manservant -- it was awe-inspiring,' Carlson said. "I don't know what his agenda is; it's either he's looking to put his tanking Web properties up for sale or he just can't help himself. There's a billionaire there, so he sniffs the throne."By the way, here Limbaugh talks about the Zuckerberg Conclave, and keeps referring to Tucker Carlson as "Chatsworth Osborne Jr." Remember when the Republican Party used to pretend to be all on the same side? There was a lot of cattiness and backbiting beneath the surface, but everyone pretended to get along. Not any more, huh? I suppose it's better all this is out in the open now.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 07:46 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2016 07:46 PM (3wHFl)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 20, 2016 07:46 PM (6Ll1u)
//Grin Breck crying less softly
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 07:47 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 20, 2016 07:48 PM (k4M/B)
Posted by: Marge from Fargo at May 20, 2016 07:48 PM (kKWNP)
Why not try gold plated MREs to stave off the coming economic implosion?
//Grin Breck crying even less softly
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 07:48 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: ok, thanks, bye at May 20, 2016 07:49 PM (YidWJ)
Posted by: Sharkman at May 20, 2016 07:49 PM (AbbRk)
Posted by: IC at May 20, 2016 07:49 PM (S/N9S)
Amen, I used to listen to his radio show pre-Fox on the road...
not as good as Limbaugh in his prime but a universe better than Sean "Limbaugh's Parrot....Limbaugh's....parrot" Hannity
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 07:50 PM (g8Hfr)
I can't guarantee I'll be funny. I'm tired and it's getting close to drinking time.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 20, 2016 07:50 PM (4ErVI)
But who the heck knows. None of us was there so we're just going off what these folks say and quite a few of them spouting off on both sides of it right now are big egos.
Posted by: Mandy P. (Not Patinkin), lurking lurker who lurks at May 20, 2016 07:50 PM (KkVB6)
Sad.
I mean many of us suspected a number of our so-called-champions were just acting, filling a profitable niche.
Now we KNOW they were.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 20, 2016 07:50 PM (hVdx9)
Without knowing what exactly was said, how do you know Carlson's characterization is true?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 20, 2016 07:50 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2016 07:50 PM (3wHFl)
It's the equivalent to Carrot Top calling someone else a no talent ginger whore...
sometimes it takes one to know one
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 07:51 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 20, 2016 07:51 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: FSA at May 20, 2016 07:52 PM (7GA21)
Grin Breck just got his Kanye West on and wanted Mr. Z to "make it rain"...
one way to knock the left off the ball is to start reminding them they don't live up to their own rules.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 07:52 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: 311 at May 20, 2016 07:53 PM (ewTXf)
They're just a bunch of greasy narcissists attention whoring while lining their pockets.
It's not like they've accomplished anything in their lives or in the movement.
Talking into a microphone about someone said something about someone zomg isn't really needed anymore.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 20, 2016 07:54 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: ok, thanks, bye at May 20, 2016 07:54 PM (YidWJ)
Posted by: Azathoth at May 20, 2016 07:54 PM (XN0hD)
Posted by: Sharkman at May 20, 2016 07:49 PM (AbbRk)
LOL.
And I keep saying that the best thing that could happen is if both parties split. Then there could be a realignment of freedom-loving people vs. totalitarians.
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2016 07:54 PM (sdi6R)
This is like watching Ru Paul and Lt Worf in a tranny off...
no matter who wins, mankind loses
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 07:54 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Chi at May 20, 2016 07:54 PM (ewTXf)
Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at May 20, 2016 07:54 PM (YT5Rb)
Posted by: E.T. at May 20, 2016 07:55 PM (c+7Ko)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 20, 2016 07:56 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: ok, thanks, bye at May 20, 2016 07:56 PM (YidWJ)
He's a dry drunk....
he swapped Gin and Vodka for angst and tears
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 07:56 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 20, 2016 07:57 PM (+YvQf)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2016 07:57 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2016 07:57 PM (qUNWi)
Isn't Fucker Carlson also the guy who fired Mickey Kaus for being too critical of the Trump News Channel?
Posted by: V the K at May 20, 2016 07:57 PM (1DQRw)
Posted by: Leland at May 20, 2016 07:58 PM (Sj3xp)
no matter who wins, mankind loses
Posted by: sven10077
-------------------
Ha!
To top it off, the Tucker had his balls removed three years ago.
Posted by: Chi at May 20, 2016 07:58 PM (ewTXf)
You are so wrong, and I am so dying...my hangnail is infected and I think it is gangrenous...tune in tomorrow to find out.....
Grin Breck wanted money for Grin Breck ignoring the problem...
it was those other so called "CONservatives" who wanted quotas and things that might actually change the F*c*book Campus Borg that are like those fine American Je$$e Jack$on and Al $harpton...
//Grin Breck laughing while crying
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 07:59 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Azathoth at May 20, 2016 07:59 PM (XN0hD)
The Republican party, going at least as far back to Nixon's presidency, has been a bunch of douche bags.
For instance: the black Republican senator from Massachusetts was quick to jump ship with lots of other Republicans when Watergate heated up.
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 20, 2016 08:00 PM (+YvQf)
Posted by: Leland at May 20, 2016 07:58 PM (Sj3xp)
The Konservative diversity thing is a bit dumb, but frankly fuck these businesses. We shill endlessly for LOWER TAXES and we're repaid by censorship and trannies in the little girls room.
Yeah, fuck these guys. I'm with Ace when he said hit these cocksuckers where it hurts. I'm done voting to help these people shit in my mouth.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 20, 2016 08:00 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: E.T. at May 20, 2016 08:00 PM (c+7Ko)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez_and_the_dogs at May 20, 2016 08:00 PM (gUoN4)
Uh, pretty much their only rule is: win at all costs. They hold fairly true to that one.
Posted by: FaCubeItches at May 20, 2016 08:00 PM (rznWS)
Turn back the clock ten years and both these guys were "giants of the new media"...
It is surreal, and Tucker is a man to wear a bowtie...
Lad10077 wore a bowtie to a Masonic dance a few weeks back.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 08:01 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 20, 2016 07:56 PM (4ErVI)
Only because "doucheservant" isn't a word, yet.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2016 08:02 PM (zKSco)
No way in hell will the GOP ever co-opt THAT rule...
not with Mooch MacDonald in the House...thus co-opt the whiny ass goldbricking one.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 08:02 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: t-bird at May 20, 2016 08:02 PM (LyU5V)
Posted by: Cankles at May 20, 2016 08:03 PM (XN0hD)
The Republicans, for as long as I can remember, have always been quick to turn on each other.
They just can't take any heat.
Never trust a Republican to have your back. He or she will abandon you in a heartbeat, and probably shoot you in the back while he's running away.
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 20, 2016 08:03 PM (+YvQf)
Posted by: IC at May 20, 2016 08:03 PM (S/N9S)
parties split. Then there could be a realignment of freedom-loving
people vs. totalitarians."
Not really, no. "In multiracial societies, you don't vote in
accordance
with your economic interests and social interests, you vote in
accordance with race and religion." - Lee Kuan Yew
Posted by: FaCubeItches at May 20, 2016 08:03 PM (rznWS)
I take pride that our party was ethical enough to maintain the illusion power should be held accountable.
Not so much pride that they only hold their own party accountable.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 08:03 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: eman at May 20, 2016 08:04 PM (MQEz6)
Starving Layabout Incompetent Prey (95%)
and
Well-Fed Heavily-Armed Technically Proficient Riflemen (5%)
Choose wisely, 'Merica. Choose wisely.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 20, 2016 08:04 PM (AbbRk)
Oh, and in addition to Facebook? Fuck the outfits that insist on enabling it.
Time for a little discipline...or at least honesty on who's on whose side.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 20, 2016 08:04 PM (D0J8L)
Posted by: Josephistan at May 20, 2016 08:05 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: E.T. at May 20, 2016 08:05 PM (c+7Ko)
Posted by: Leland at May 20, 2016 07:58 PM (Sj3xp)
Better to produce a study that blames social networking sites for lost productivity in American industry, and use that as an excuse to tax the living shit out of social networking sites.
AOSHQ would escape, because we are all anti-social.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2016 08:05 PM (zKSco)
Not so much pride that they only hold their own party accountable.
Amazing isn't it.
Do you remember the only time Pedo Hastert took a stand? He did so for the crook William Jefferson.
Do you remember how fast the Republicans turned on Mark Foley?
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 20, 2016 08:05 PM (+YvQf)
Posted by: FaCubeItches at May 20, 2016 08:06 PM (rznWS)
Well at least TukCar went into the meeting with no bias.
Posted by: Mimzey at May 20, 2016 08:07 PM (aRUb8)
Posted by: E.T. at May 20, 2016 08:00 PM (c+7Ko)
Is there any particular reason you just didn't get the Adblock plugin for your browser?
Posted by: HTL at May 20, 2016 08:07 PM (oEoeA)
Scooter Libby went to jail for not outing a not so secret not secret agent...
Hillary Clinton runs free.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 08:07 PM (g8Hfr)
People are angrier than they used to be and lash out at any available target.
Beck is an easy target. I give him 1 point.
Posted by: ALH at May 20, 2016 08:07 PM (Z56vq)
Oh, and in addition to Facebook? Fuck the outfits that insist on enabling it.
Time for a little discipline...or at least honesty on who's on whose side.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 20, 2016 08:04 PM (D0J8L) "
Damn right.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez_and_the_dogs at May 20, 2016 08:07 PM (gUoN4)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2016 08:07 PM (8ZskC)
Don't get me wrong, Mark Foley was a piece of shit. But Hastert, was, well, far worse.
Tom Delay, on the other hand, was ousted faster than Nancy Pelosi queefs after you push in her tummy.
And Newt Gingrich was turned on faster than Harry Reid pulls down the pants of a 7 year old boy.
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 20, 2016 08:08 PM (+YvQf)
Posted by: E.T. at May 20, 2016 08:00 PM (c+7Ko)
Yeah, and the comments section taught me that there are just as many ignorant mouth-breathers on the right as there are on the left.
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2016 08:08 PM (sdi6R)
If we could gather all the MRE plugs in one place we could master anti-gravity....
cause you'd think that mass would go down but the plugs make it float.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 08:08 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: IC
**********
I am adding another P to my last name for a double dose of my pimping.
Posted by: Donald Trumpp at May 20, 2016 08:09 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Spud Magoober at May 20, 2016 08:09 PM (9IpUd)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 20, 2016 08:09 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Ktgreat at May 20, 2016 08:09 PM (Bl4dy)
Posted by: Peter Clemenza at May 20, 2016 08:10 PM (rznWS)
SE "DD" Cupp went full retard sprinting PAST Grin Breck on the "Hi-a Mr Z" olympics...
"I can listen to the other side"
No shit sweetie you make Alan fucking Colmes look like Tron in the "ideological punching bag for a network" games.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 08:10 PM (g8Hfr)
Agree. Ace is good with individually boycotting them, or just using them to advertise. He doesn't provide these businesses content other than to advertise his site.
In many ways, Rush described doing the same things. He sells his Rush Revere books through FB, but he doesn't provide other content.
Personally, I created a FB account to track my kids when they were kids. They are grown now, and I only use FB to coordinate reunions with my friends for college. That's once a year for a week. Otherwise, I don't care what FB does. They don't affect me.
I never used Twitter, and I avoid Target intentionally now rather than previously, when they simply don't have anything I want at a better price than anywhere else.
I'm less pissed at Beck or Tucker than McConnell and the Senate GOP that is helping Obama turn the Federal government into a national zoning commission. Discussing FB is what McConnell rather we all do.
Posted by: Leland at May 20, 2016 08:11 PM (Sj3xp)
Se Cupp, another shithead who doesn't realize she's Colin Powelling herself.
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 20, 2016 08:11 PM (+YvQf)
Beck. I always thought it would be Levin.
Posted by: Tom Hagen at May 20, 2016 08:11 PM (8ZskC)
Hillary Clinton runs free.
Posted by: sven10077
*****
Scooter's first mistake was cooperating. He should have lawyered up.
Instead they were able to make it look like he lied and a bunch of DC lefties sent him up the river.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 20, 2016 08:12 PM (hVdx9)
To top it off, the Tucker had his balls removed three years ago.
Posted by: Chi
Tucker the min-pin or Tucker the min-con?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 20, 2016 08:12 PM (k4M/B)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 20, 2016 08:12 PM (iQIUe)
Called it. I knew Beck was going to grovel for money to save his financial ass.
Posted by: Azathoth at May 20, 2016 07:54 PM (XN0hD)
What are you basing that claim on?
Posted by: Mimzey at May 20, 2016 08:12 PM (aRUb8)
Posted by: Danny Vermin & his .88 magnum at May 20, 2016 08:13 PM (rznWS)
Alan Young was also the voice of 7-Zark-7 on Battle Of The Planets.
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 20, 2016 08:13 PM (+YvQf)
Posted by: Drider at May 20, 2016 08:14 PM (6Xbsz)
"I can listen to the other side"
*****
Ummmm, S.E., listening involves using your ears and brains, not throwing your spread legs up in the air.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 20, 2016 08:14 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 20, 2016 08:14 PM (zOTsN)
Oh, no!
Mister Ed star Alan Young, who played the straight man to a talking horse, dies at 96
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 20, 2016 08:12 PM (iQIUe)
He was also Filby, best friend to Wells in the classic "Time Machine."
Posted by: Josephistan at May 20, 2016 08:15 PM (7qAYi)
And Newt Gingrich was turned on faster than Harry Reid pulls down the pants of a 7 year old boy."
Of course, the fact that they were both abrasive dicks might have a little to do with that, too.
Posted by: FaCubeItches at May 20, 2016 08:15 PM (rznWS)
I gotta admit I was finding him more interesting over the last few years.
I'm sorry to hear that.
Posted by: AD at May 20, 2016 08:15 PM (lP0Lt)
Posted by: ALH at May 20, 2016 08:15 PM (Z56vq)
Grin Breck's own addled behavior and missives...
essentially he went into grovel mode to the network libs and FCC types apologizing for "divisiveness" after 2012 b/c he was DESPERATE to get Al Gore's old licenses after AJ folded since it was largely redundant to MSLSD's pro-Islam propaganda...
He wouldn't be doing that if he was making money in his current model and meant ANY of what he said from 2006-2012
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 08:15 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 20, 2016 08:15 PM (zOTsN)
Mister Ed star Alan Young, who played the straight man to a talking horse, dies at 96
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!
*****
His last words were, "F that horse!"
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 20, 2016 08:15 PM (hVdx9)
There's a family that has a big backyard party once a year and hires a cover band, but this isn't that, plus it's in the opposite direction.
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2016 08:16 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Josephistan at May 20, 2016 08:16 PM (7qAYi)
the Senate GOP that is helping Obama turn the Federal government into a
national zoning commission. Discussing FB is what McConnell rather we
all do.
Posted by: Leland at May 20, 2016 08:11 PM (Sj3xp)
Exactly. Why do so many keep falling for the manipulated distractions and generated memes?
Posted by: Mimzey at May 20, 2016 08:16 PM (aRUb8)
Posted by: Tom Hagen at May 20, 2016 08:11 PM (8ZskC)
*****
Beck is a pimp. He could never have out fought Levin.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 20, 2016 08:16 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at May 20, 2016 08:16 PM (FQKBL)
"Will carry sweater puppies for food!"
//SE "DD" Cupp's sign written in Ray Maddow's handwriting
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 08:17 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 20, 2016 08:16 PM (YLidQ)
What does that even mean?? Just sounds silly to me. Just my opinion...others may feel differently.
Posted by: Mimzey at May 20, 2016 08:18 PM (aRUb8)
Oh, no!
Mister Ed star Alan Young, who played the straight man to a talking horse, dies at 96
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 20, 2016 08:12 PM (iQIUe)
One of my best laughs watching a TV show was the episode of Mr Ed trying out for the LA Dodgers as a promo and Ed hitting the ball and running the bases rounding third. They changed the camera position to a shot of the empty home plate and suddenly coming from the left of the screen was Ed sliding into home plate across the screen.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 20, 2016 08:18 PM (MNgU2)
This strategy has worked quite well for me.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2016 08:18 PM (8ZskC)
I'm hearing what sounds like live music coming from somewhere down the street. I hear a woman singing and a piano, but I don't recognize any of the songs. Odd.
Stand by for Gabriel's horn!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 20, 2016 08:18 PM (k4M/B)
Posted by: Spinal Tap at May 20, 2016 08:18 PM (AHDxb)
She did in fact.
I am being more gentle with her because I don't hit 5 year old special needs kids at full speed in touch football.
Dana pretends that Mr. Z is genuine in not knowing what is going on.
She also believes in Santa, the Easter Bunny, and Bill Clinton when he says "Just the tip."
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 08:19 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Mimzey at May 20, 2016 08:18 PM (aRUb
You don't get out much, do you?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2016 08:19 PM (8ZskC)
"Will carry sweater puppies for food!"
//SE "DD" Cupp's sign written in Ray Maddow's handwriting
Posted by: sven10077
****
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 20, 2016 08:19 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Tucker Carlson at May 20, 2016 08:19 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: redenzo at May 20, 2016 08:19 PM (WCnJW)
What does that even mean?? Just sounds silly to me. Just my opinion...others may feel differently.
Posted by: Mimzey
You're unaware.
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 20, 2016 08:19 PM (+YvQf)
There's a family that has a big backyard party once a year and hires a cover band, but this isn't that, plus it's in the opposite direction.
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2016 08:16 PM (sdi6R)
Last couple of weekends when I've gone out for a walk someone's been playing Calypso music (or something similar; it's tropical sounding stuff) and damned if I could triangulate it.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 20, 2016 08:19 PM (4ErVI)
Stand by for Gabriel's horn!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr
*****
In these time of raunch and stupidity, he wouldn't be blowing the horn with his mouth.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 20, 2016 08:20 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Spinal Tap at May 20, 2016 08:18 PM (AHDxb)
The review for "Shark Sandwich" was just a two word review. It read "Shit sandwich."
Posted by: Josephistan at May 20, 2016 08:20 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Mimzey at May 20, 2016 08:18 PM (aRUb
*****
It is a riff on a movie quote. Go back to the post I responded to in order to find out which one.
Go on. Scoot! Off with you now.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 20, 2016 08:20 PM (YLidQ)
I'm hearing what sounds like live music coming from somewhere down the street. I hear a woman singing and a piano, but I don't recognize any of the songs. Odd.
Stand by for Gabriel's horn!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 20, 2016 08:18 PM (k4M/B)
Maybe she's fat, in which case it's over.
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2016 08:21 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: redenzo at May 20, 2016 08:19 PM (WCnJW)
Or the patient who helps the orderly hand out the pill cups at Trembling Palms. With a t-shirt that says, "I was somebody once".
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 20, 2016 08:21 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis
****
Then I suggest carpet bombing.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 20, 2016 08:21 PM (hVdx9)
103 Beck is a pimp. He could never have out fought Levin.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 20, 2016 08:16 PM (YLidQ)
What does that even mean?? Just sounds silly to me. Just my opinion...others may feel differently.
Posted by: Mimzey at May 20, 2016 08:18 PM (aRUb
Take the cannolies.
Posted by: eman at May 20, 2016 08:21 PM (MQEz6)
He was saying that Tattaglia was essentially a whore master and not a genuine "man of honor" whereas Barzini was a ruthless modern Don.
Tattaglia was also notorious for skinflinting his own soldiers and as such could not count on their giving their full measure.
Barzini used the Tattaglia family as cat's paws.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 08:21 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Spinal Tap at May 20, 2016 08:18 PM (AHDxb)
And the B side was "Pull my Finger"
Posted by: ALH at May 20, 2016 08:21 PM (Z56vq)
They say the Grim Reaper sometimes plays calypso music. and its one of the last things his subject hears.
Hmm. Interesting.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2016 08:21 PM (8ZskC)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVm-HwAkVp8
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 20, 2016 08:21 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2016 08:21 PM (3wHFl)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 20, 2016 08:12 PM (iQIUe)
From my old home town. He had a good run. RIP, Alan. He will have a nice shiny Lark convertible to drive in Heaven.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2016 08:22 PM (zKSco)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 20, 2016 08:22 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 20, 2016 08:22 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 20, 2016 08:16 PM (YLidQ)
What does that even mean?? Just sounds silly to me. Just my opinion...others may feel differently.
----------------------------------------------
May your first child be a masculine child
Posted by: Josephistan at May 20, 2016 08:22 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 20, 2016 08:22 PM (MNgU2)
Called it. I knew Beck was going to grovel for money to save his financial ass.
Posted by: Azathoth at May 20, 2016 07:54 PM (XN0hD)
What are you basing that claim on?
**
Beck.
I've had experience in my past with people like him. Beck has an addictive personality. It's always something. Like dialing it up to 11 with Cruz for no reason.
Posted by: Azathoth at May 20, 2016 08:22 PM (XN0hD)
Mimzey, do you spend time with your family?
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 20, 2016 08:22 PM (+YvQf)
grown man commit....There's a
billionaire there, so he sniffs the throne.
Hey now wait just a minute!
Oh you mean Beck?
Yeah, what a kiss-ass.
Posted by: Chris Christie at May 20, 2016 08:23 PM (uxHUH)
essentially he went into grovel mode to the network libs and FCC
types apologizing for "divisiveness" after 2012 b/c he was DESPERATE to
get Al Gore's old licenses after AJ folded since it was largely
redundant to MSLSD's pro-Islam propaganda...
He wouldn't be doing that if he was making money in his current model and meant ANY of what he said from 2006-2012
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 08:15 PM (g8Hfr)
The first sentence is an opinion based on your understanding...or interest into whatever singled out points you're referring to. Nothing more than that, it seems.
But you misunderstood the question. What are you basing your claim that he went "groveling for money" on??
You basis in nothing more than your opinion. ..."he wouldn't be doing________" What are you basing that on?
Posted by: Mimzey at May 20, 2016 08:23 PM (aRUb8)
Mimzey, do you like gladiators?
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 20, 2016 08:24 PM (+YvQf)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 20, 2016 08:24 PM (0LHZx)
Romney needs the big bucks and Beck is going to get them for him? The $500,000 Beck says he lost backing Cruz hurt more than he thought it would?
I liked Beck until he lost his marbles over Trump beating Cruz. Now I won't listen to his radio program because I think he might start another sermon.
Beck and Romney are not taking Trump winning very well. Is Trump hurting some Mormon prophecy?
Posted by: huh? at May 20, 2016 08:24 PM (CRXed)
Posted by: Donna &&&&V. (Brandishing ampersands) at May 20, 2016 08:24 PM (P8951)
It is my best analysis and reverse engineering of Grin Breck's behavior matrix.
Now granted he is an addled, neurotic asshole so wargaming his intentions and motives is a logical minefield.
There is no sane logical reason for Breck to be the human weather vane he is.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 08:25 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 20, 2016 08:25 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Mortimer at May 20, 2016 08:25 PM (uxHUH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2016 08:25 PM (8ZskC)
There's a family that has a big backyard party once a year and hires a cover band, but this isn't that, plus it's in the opposite direction.
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2016 08:16 PM (sdi6R)
Is the music any good? Wander down the street and give it a closer listen. Maybe you will get an invite to join the party.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2016 08:26 PM (zKSco)
This is not new Rush snark, by the way. He's been calling him this since the days when Carlson used to wear a bow tie.
Posted by: OregonMuse at May 20, 2016 08:26 PM (PYAB8)
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 20, 2016 08:26 PM (GnCxR)
I'm going out west to learn the hotel business...
//Bronko "Fredo" Obama
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 08:26 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 20, 2016 08:27 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE THRONE SNIFFER at May 20, 2016 08:27 PM (qul7b)
Mimzey, do you spend time with your family?
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 20, 2016 08:22 PM (+YvQf)
When I can. My family is scattered and few left. I'm an old man. What is your question directed at? If you can clarify it, maybe I can offer some insight.
Posted by: Mimzey at May 20, 2016 08:27 PM (aRUb8)
Posted by: OregonMuse at May 20, 2016 08:27 PM (PYAB8)
PS: Call 1-800-SUCKERS and order my pre-packaged food. It's YUMMY!!
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo
Tastes like DINOVITE
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 20, 2016 08:27 PM (k4M/B)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez_and_the_dogs at May 20, 2016 08:27 PM (gUoN4)
I didn't want to get into this.
I have evidence that Goldline has planted some sort of device in my brain that even now is controlling my every movement.
*sobs*
Posted by: Glenn Beck at May 20, 2016 08:28 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: huh? at May 20, 2016 08:28 PM (CRXed)
Back when he was TRON on this week w/David Brinkley....
now he wears a leather vest and assless chaps.
A man's gotta grow I guess.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 08:28 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2016 08:28 PM (8ZskC)
Is the music any good? Wander down the street and give it a closer listen. Maybe you will get an invite to join the party.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2016 08:26 PM (zKSco)
It didn't sound objectionable, from what I could hear of it. I was thinking of putting my shoes on and taking a walk, but it seems to have stopped now.
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2016 08:28 PM (sdi6R)
That's good because a man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man.
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 20, 2016 08:28 PM (+YvQf)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 20, 2016 08:27 PM (MNgU2)
*****
Gotta consider the source, who is forever trying to pick unprovoked fights. This habit goes way back to her Derpian Hot Aryan days.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 20, 2016 08:28 PM (YLidQ)
Their clients can do anything, say anything and be as nasty as they want, and they'll take it. Because the clients have cash.
/sad really, she says, in a Ricky Gervais voice.
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at May 20, 2016 08:29 PM (AHDxb)
Posted by: Chatsworth Osbourne Jr at May 20, 2016 08:29 PM (+b2T3)
By the way, here Limbaugh talks about the Zuckerberg Conclave, and keeps referring to Tucker Carlson as "Chatsworth Osborne Jr."
This is not new Rush snark, by the way. He's been calling him this since the days when Carlson used to wear a bow tie.
Posted by: OregonMuse
And a reference to a character on the old Dobie Gillis show.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 20, 2016 08:29 PM (k4M/B)
Posted by: concrete girl at May 20, 2016 08:29 PM (ceWrl)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 20, 2016 08:29 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Donna &&&&V
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Yeah - back when I had cable, i would catch him occasionally, and like someone (AD?) said up north, I kinda liked him.
But I've read that he's said/written some really stupid stuff.
I really don't know much about him, but I hear that he's not as effeminate as his TV persona.
?
Posted by: Chi at May 20, 2016 08:29 PM (ewTXf)
With Dana Perino and SE "DD" Cupp carrting pom poms...
"Why we lose Chapter 665"
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 08:30 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2016 08:28 PM (sdi6R)
Shoes on, pants off. Go crash that party!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 20, 2016 08:30 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at May 20, 2016 08:30 PM (tEDMc)
She also bats for the other team...
Limbaugh has a thing for moonbat chicks from what I've noticed.
His ex was a lib.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 08:31 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 08:25 PM (g8Hfr)
Fair enough.
I never took him...or anyone else, as a "human weather vein" Possible because I don't know what that is supposed to be. What is it?
Posted by: Mimzey at May 20, 2016 08:31 PM (aRUb8)
Then there are guys who are on my side whom I do not want to be on my side. Glenn Beck is one of those.
Posted by: OregonMuse at May 20, 2016 08:31 PM (PYAB8)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at May 20, 2016 08:31 PM (FQKBL)
Posted by: Mortimer at May 20, 2016 08:31 PM (uxHUH)
Posted by: GatorGirl at May 20, 2016 08:32 PM (mjmEg)
It's not a tumor.
Posted by: ALH at May 20, 2016 08:32 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 08:31 PM (g8Hfr)
Which one? He's got like 4 or 5 now.
Posted by: OregonMuse at May 20, 2016 08:32 PM (PYAB8)
That's a Godfather reference right? Luca Brazi?
Posted by: huh? at May 20, 2016 08:28 PM (CRXed)
Yes. Every friend that I've said that to at their wedding has had a boy as the first child. The ones that I didn't have had girls.
Posted by: Josephistan at May 20, 2016 08:32 PM (7qAYi)
Not all there.
A bit loopy.
Bugfuck crazy. (h/t AoS for interesting work combos that I am blatantly ripping off).
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 20, 2016 08:32 PM (Oa4q+)
Mister Ed was a good looking horse.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 20, 2016 08:32 PM (iQIUe)
How long before he's jigging with venomous snakes and drinking strychnine out of a mason jar?
Posted by: Fritz at May 20, 2016 08:32 PM (f40FU)
Admittedly not aware of any background. I should have left it uncommented in any case. People don't need me to defend them.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 20, 2016 08:32 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at May 20, 2016 08:31 PM (FQKBL)
****
This wild new disease called "Finances", I think it was.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 20, 2016 08:32 PM (YLidQ)
health was seriously effected and he was having trouble working?
--
"unmedicated bipolar?"
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at May 20, 2016 08:33 PM (AHDxb)
Posted by: Mimzey at May 20, 2016 08:31 PM (aRUb
It's a vein that you let blood out of when you want the weather to change. Only certified medical-grade free-range leeches are used, for sanitary reasons.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2016 08:33 PM (zKSco)
Weather Vane
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weather_vane
Whichever way the wind blows there's Grin Breck a following.
He is older than I am and sells himself as having a moral/political, and ethical code for millions.
Check this out, you can read my less than incoherent posts and cipher out my views and compare them to say 2004-2006 here and see consistency.
Try that magic trick with Grin Breck.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 08:33 PM (g8Hfr)
AND MY BUTTHOLE.
HE WAS CRYING.
Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE THRONE SNIFFER
****
Yeah. Sex with you would make me cry too.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 20, 2016 08:33 PM (hVdx9)
You should see my Aardvark Artery
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 08:33 PM (g8Hfr)
because I don't know what that is supposed to be. What is it?
Posted by: Mimzey at May 20, 2016 08:31 PM (aRUb
Not vein, vane. Weather vane. You seriously don't know what a weather vane is?
Posted by: OregonMuse at May 20, 2016 08:34 PM (PYAB8)
---
Call us. We're all interested.
Posted by: Various Religious TV Networks at May 20, 2016 08:34 PM (AHDxb)
Kidney stones?
Posted by: ALH at May 20, 2016 08:34 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius
-----------------
My guess was always mental breakdown.
Not necessarily Britney or Miley level, but Kanye level breakdown for sure.
Posted by: Chi at May 20, 2016 08:34 PM (ewTXf)
I never took him...or anyone else, as a "human weather vein" Possible because I don't know what that is supposed to be. What is it?
Posted by: Mimzey at May 20, 2016 08:31 PM (aRUb
I don't have to tell you I have a larger than average weather vein on my weathercock.
Posted by: Donald Trump at May 20, 2016 08:34 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Mimzey at May 20, 2016 08:34 PM (aRUb8)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 20, 2016 08:32 PM (iQIUe)
Well-spoken, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2016 08:34 PM (zKSco)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 20, 2016 08:35 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Mortimer at May 20, 2016 08:35 PM (uxHUH)
The latest and the first IIRC...
I try not to keep track...
my dad has Limbaugh beat in the "
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 08:35 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Kreplach at May 20, 2016 08:35 PM (WVvzl)
Posted by: Rich at May 20, 2016 08:36 PM (J2AJ8)
Posted by: Al Gore's Forehead at May 20, 2016 08:36 PM (uxHUH)
I guess my analogy was too cryptic and inscrutable.
Grin Breck has a stick up his ass and responds slowly to political winds.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 08:36 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 20, 2016 08:37 PM (MNgU2)
Glenn Beck has become a fat dope.
How long before he's jigging with venomous snakes and drinking strychnine out of a mason jar?
Posted by: Fritz at May 20, 2016 08:32 PM (f40FU)
Thats just dumb imo. Not any different than the judgment system a leftist colleges professors infatuated classmate may use. Just my opinion.
Posted by: Mimzey at May 20, 2016 08:37 PM (aRUb8)
Posted by: Gary's Johnson at May 20, 2016 08:37 PM (k4M/B)
Posted by: Rapper who makes poor decisions at May 20, 2016 08:37 PM (+b2T3)
Posted by: Weasel at May 20, 2016 08:38 PM (e3bId)
Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2016 08:38 PM (OxUnq)
How old are your kids, Rich? I'm taking mine to see it tomorrow since it's going to rain all day.
Posted by: no good deed at May 20, 2016 08:38 PM (GgxVX)
George Will is a effete snob but he will have my undying gratitude. On whatever news talk show he was on (the ABC Sunday morning one), he absolutely ripped Bill Maher a new asshole with Bill sitting there, realizing he was way out of his league. It was beautiful.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 20, 2016 08:38 PM (Oa4q+)
Is anyone else getting to the point where they're having a hard time giving a shit anymore?
Posted by: Weasel
pretty much my life in a nutshell.
And drinking.
Posted by: Al Gore's Forehead at May 20, 2016 08:39 PM (uxHUH)
Raises hand.
Posted by: no good deed at May 20, 2016 08:39 PM (GgxVX)
Oh I still give a shit, I've just accepted we ARE in a car with a drunk driver and are going to crash.
Steel yourself and be limber on your feet to render aid/run like hell from the explosion.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 08:39 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Mortimer -- I voted for Cruz at May 20, 2016 08:39 PM (uxHUH)
Posted by: Donald Trump at May 20, 2016 08:34 PM (7qAYi)
So much for the whole "small hands = " ) meme.
Posted by: Mimzey at May 20, 2016 08:40 PM (aRUb8)
Posted by: Weasel at May 20, 2016 08:38 PM (e3bId)
*****
Most of us, I think. I know I am. Let's get this election overwith already, however it plays out. I can then plan accordingly.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 20, 2016 08:40 PM (YLidQ)
Yes; I call that my Happy Place.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 20, 2016 08:40 PM (Oa4q+)
Posted by: ALH at May 20, 2016 08:41 PM (Z56vq)
Zuckerberg needs some competition. Somebody wants to treat conservatives fairly.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 20, 2016 08:41 PM (Ndje9)
The question I have; did he get promised that his stuff wouldn't get filtered or did he get some money.
That whole exercise succeeded in making all of the participants (on the so called conservative side) look like sycophants and toadies.
Zuckerberg summoned them to his palace and they willingly came and apparently kowtowed. (how do we know this didn't happen these geniuses agreed to no quotes, no tape.
How stupid are these folks? They've proven they're not to be trusted ever again. If they ever were.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 20, 2016 08:41 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Weasel at May 20, 2016 08:38 PM (e3bId)
Yeah, getting there.
Especially not giving a shout if tens of millions of my fellow Americans take it up the ass in the Burning Times.
Posted by: Pastor Blano at May 20, 2016 08:41 PM (sdPF/)
Posted by: Mortimer -- I voted for Cruz at May 20, 2016 08:41 PM (uxHUH)
Posted by: Weasel
pretty much my life in a nutshell.
And drinking.
Posted by: Al Gore's Forehead at May 20, 2016 08:39 PM (uxHUH)
Just as the Marxists want. The same tactic...worked for so many decades.....but people keep falling for it. "It feels so good to give up".
Posted by: Mimzey at May 20, 2016 08:41 PM (aRUb8)
Posted by: Pastor Blano at May 20, 2016 08:42 PM (uiVGU)
Posted by: Weasel at May 20, 2016 08:38 PM (e3bId)
Yes. That's why start each morning with a bowl of Colon Blow.
Posted by: Josephistan at May 20, 2016 08:42 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Weasel
*****
I have already decided:
If X happens, Y will be my response. It looks like X will be the outcome. Entropy.
So how did the new scope do?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 20, 2016 08:42 PM (hVdx9)
Not drunk per se, but still.
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2016 08:42 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Mimzey at May 20, 2016 08:37 PM (aRUb
Serious question, Mimzey, and not meant to be snark. Are you on the Asperger's spectrum? Because such people are well-known for simply being unable to process rhetorical devices like simile, metaphor, and hyperbole. And irony.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2016 08:42 PM (zKSco)
Posted by: eman at May 20, 2016 08:42 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: ALH at May 20, 2016 08:43 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: Weasel at May 20, 2016 08:43 PM (e3bId)
Posted by: Mimzey<<<
You're right. And I retract my silly comment. The snakes deserve better.
Posted by: Fritz at May 20, 2016 08:43 PM (f40FU)
That said, it wasn't just Beck who beclowned himself.
There was also the reliably clown-nosed Brent Bozo-ell.
Oh, and the guy who helped design ORCA for the Romney 2012 campaign.
What a superhero team they managed to assemble there, eh?
Conservatives! Unite! Clown-ass powers, activate!
Posted by: torquewrench at May 20, 2016 08:43 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: General Jack D Ripper at May 20, 2016 08:43 PM (12kBq)
Paglia exasperates me but I always find her worth reading. She's a mix of good sense and nonsense, as compared to most leftists, who are 100 percent bullshit. And she loves America and calls this the greatest country on Earth.
She thinks for herself.
Posted by: Donna &&&&V. (Brandishing ampersands) at May 20, 2016 08:43 PM (P8951)
as the first child. The ones that I didn't have had girls."
---
how do you know they don't identify as male, you sexist pig?
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 20, 2016 08:44 PM (GnCxR)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 20, 2016 08:44 PM (4ErVI)
I am reminded of d'Anconia actually...
Zuckerf*c*er just sits there and watches the idiots debauch themselves to curry his favor.
The left wins b/c the right lack ideological zeal and will.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 08:44 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: ALH at May 20, 2016 08:41 PM (Z56vq)
I had a codpiece, once. Vastly overrated, IMHO.
Posted by: The Rapey Dophin at May 20, 2016 08:44 PM (zKSco)
Posted by: Mortimer -- I voted for Cruz at May 20, 2016 08:44 PM (uxHUH)
"human weather vein"
ahem
Posted by: Al Gore's Forehead at May 20, 2016 08:36 PM (uxHUH)
Bless you. Try a lozenge.
Posted by: Mimzey at May 20, 2016 08:44 PM (aRUb8)
Just as the Marxists want. The same tactic...worked for so many decades.....but people keep falling for it. "It feels so good to give up".
Posted by: Mimzey at May 20, 2016 08:41 PM (aRUb
Not giving a shit doesn't mean giving up.
Posted by: Blano at May 20, 2016 08:44 PM (uiVGU)
for simply being unable to process rhetorical devices like simile,
metaphor, and hyperbole."
I myself can process all of those things perfectly well, but I just can't be bothered to do so. I'm on the Asshole's spectrum.
Posted by: torquewrench at May 20, 2016 08:45 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Rich at May 20, 2016 08:45 PM (J2AJ8)
Posted by: Weasel at May 20, 2016 08:45 PM (e3bId)
Posted by: Mortimer -- I voted for Cruz at May 20, 2016 08:46 PM (uxHUH)
Posted by: Weasel
****
Excellent. So more X's in your future then?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 20, 2016 08:47 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: torquewrench at May 20, 2016 08:45 PM (noWW6)
*****
*Fist bump*
Used to worry about that. Now I just call them like I see them. Progress. Yay.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 20, 2016 08:47 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: torquewrench at May 20, 2016 08:45 PM (noWW6)
LOL.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2016 08:47 PM (zKSco)
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 08:44 PM (g8Hfr)
And the street smarts of a ten year old.
I mean these people were just so stupid for doing this and what's worse they promised they wouldn't talk about it.
How's that for transparency? Geesh.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 20, 2016 08:48 PM (Xo1Rt)
Tin-eared Ted.
I never had a dog in the hunt this primary season. But by the end of the season, I was reliably convinced that Trump was highly likely to lose the general election, but that Cruz was absolutely guaranteed to lose the general.
There are born political naturals. With animal magnetism and smooth charisma. Ted isn't one. But he campaigned as though he thought he was one. Oof.
Posted by: torquewrench at May 20, 2016 08:48 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: torquewrench
****
How crappy.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 20, 2016 08:48 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 08:44 PM (g8Hfr)
On that we agree. Why is that...or what makes up part of that tendency?? Possibly focusing on the superficial...like .."so and so is a big fake faker"? That certainly is an easier tack to take about current situations. I like easy...most people do. The Marxists depend on that, imo.
Posted by: Mimzey at May 20, 2016 08:48 PM (aRUb8)
So much for movie magic when right before you watch it you see all the voice actors in the studio doing scenes your about to watch!
What the hell? That is so dumb!
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 20, 2016 08:49 PM (+YvQf)
Posted by: Mortimer -- I voted for Cruz at May 20, 2016 08:49 PM (uxHUH)
I'd have to hide my erection in the voting booth.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 20, 2016 08:49 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Weasel at May 20, 2016 08:50 PM (e3bId)
Funnier still when you wrap your head around their being in the "information and analysis" business...
We are doomed to lose, I suspect the media purposefully picked the Center-Right punditry to be the Washington Generals
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 08:50 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Blano at May 20, 2016 08:44 PM (uiVGU)
How do they differ? What is the difference in the end results?
Posted by: Mimzey at May 20, 2016 08:50 PM (aRUb8)
God I hope Ace is getting ready to fisk that one.
Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2016 08:50 PM (OxUnq)
Posted by: Mimzey at May 20, 2016
: Joe Hallenbeck...you jumped on your white horse, but this is just another lecture, different day.
Posted by: concrete girl at May 20, 2016 08:51 PM (ceWrl)
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2016 08:51 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Weasel
****
Don't tell the other shooters that. They will HATE you for it.
Congrats. You really have a gift. Seriously.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 20, 2016 08:51 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2016 08:52 PM (qUNWi)
They get nitpicked b/c they are fakers and grifters IMHO frankly.
There are at least six people here I think could do a better job defending and spreading center-right/free market ideas than our current "all-stars."
They are not there for a reason.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 08:52 PM (g8Hfr)
You act like he's an incompetent political neophyte.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 20, 2016 08:52 PM (MNgU2)
God I hope Ace is getting ready to fisk that one.
Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2016 08:50 PM (OxUnq)
****
I hate you. I looked. What'd I ever do to you?
That shit cannot be unseen.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 20, 2016 08:53 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: Weasel at May 20, 2016 08:53 PM (e3bId)
Posted by: Weasel at May 20, 2016 08:54 PM (e3bId)
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 08:55 PM (g8Hfr)
Productivity is like moral hazard. It has a technical meaning that people confuse with everyday meaning.
Productivity has been rising because China has been giving us stuff in return for our tools and know how. They create stuff. Ship it from the other side of the world. US pays for it with funny money. Cooked books say productivity to-the-moon. US (now) is mostly a distribution network with a little manufacturing. Manufacturing large in dollar small in size. Most of the workers in US are clerical and retail. See all the banks. See all the financial planers. This state of affairs is winding down and the completely-bought-off-tools in DC and elsewhere are starting to get scared the rubes are going to catch on before they can get their loyal minion armies in place. DC has been watching too many movies cause there are no loyal armies when times get tough. Build a wall and automation takes off in the US. Rest of world goes all to hell (cause they are the ones who corrupted DC) because they have no market and want to fight.
Don't build a wall and the country continues to fall apart and the world doesn't get any better.
Take a technical person from China and put them in US they are brilliant. Keep that person in China and they act like a child. Because if you are not a member of the communist party in China you may be killed for being competent.
Posted by: huh? at May 20, 2016 08:55 PM (CRXed)
unable to process rhetorical devices like simile, metaphor, and
hyperbole. And irony.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2016 08:42 PM (zKSco)
Not that I know of. That being said, and in that same vein, not being "able" to "process rhetorical devises like simile, metaphor, and hyperbole" is unrelated to not finding much use for those thing in a given topic, unless they are used to clarify a point thats trying to be made. Do you understand the difference. If so, can you express what that difference is? No snark intended.
Posted by: Mimzey at May 20, 2016 08:55 PM (aRUb8)
How do they differ? What is the difference in the end results?
Posted by: Mimzey at May 20, 2016 08:50 PM (aRUb
If I gave up, I wouldn't be preparing for what's coming. Which is some kind of conflict.
Not giving a shit refers to the overwhelming majority of my fellow Americans and what they're doing, some of which I'll likely be shooting at someday.
Posted by: Blano at May 20, 2016 08:55 PM (sdPF/)
Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2016 08:55 PM (OxUnq)
After a few more years you'll start caring again but it won't bother you anymore or at least as much.
It's like Zen. What's the sound of two parties competing for control of a government that is ineffective, wasteful and fails at it's purported purpose?
Who cares?
Just keep trying to avoid the turds in the punch bowl of life.
That's all the really matters. None of the rest of what happens can you do a damn thing about most of the time.
But be ready if the situation ever arises.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 20, 2016 08:55 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Mimzey at May 20, 2016 08:37 PM (aRUb
You're awful testy whenever anyone on this thread takes a shot at Glenn Beck. You a big fan of his?
Posted by: OregonMuse at May 20, 2016 08:55 PM (PYAB8)
God I hope Ace is getting ready to fisk that one.
Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2016 08:50 PM (OxUnq)
****
I hate you. I looked. What'd I ever do to you?
That shit cannot be unseen.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty
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To be fair, looks like the old dude has a nice set of B-cups. Maybe small C's?
Posted by: Chi at May 20, 2016 08:56 PM (ewTXf)
>that man makes Helen Thomas look like fucking Aphrodite.
In the world of Tournament 'Spot the Tranny' that one is known as a 'Gimme'.
Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2016 08:56 PM (OxUnq)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 20, 2016 08:57 PM (+b2T3)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at May 20, 2016 08:57 PM (FQKBL)
Posted by: Chi at May 20, 2016 08:56 PM (ewTXf)
*****
At 82, that freak is probably a BB extra skinny.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 20, 2016 08:57 PM (YLidQ)
Michele Obama has nicer arms, though.
Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2016 08:58 PM (OxUnq)
Second story down at Weaselzippers, right now.
God I hope Ace is getting ready to fisk that one.
Posted by: garrett
The White House shooter one or the tranny one?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 20, 2016 08:58 PM (k4M/B)
that man makes Helen Thomas look like fucking Aphrodite.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 08:55 PM (g8Hfr)
For the love of all you value - LISTEN TO HIM!
Posted by: Josephistan at May 20, 2016 08:58 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Weasel
****
That isn't luck. That is true God given talent.
It's nice to see one of the good guys excel at what they love.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 20, 2016 08:58 PM (hVdx9)
Tomorrow I'm going to see how to rig up a side sling for it.
The rest of the world can blow me.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 20, 2016 08:58 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2016 08:59 PM (OxUnq)
Posted by: NC Mountainl Girl at May 20, 2016 08:59 PM (pTCbo)
Posted by: Mimzey at May 20, 2016 08:55 PM (aRUb
Sure. You don't seem to understand that snark and hyperbole are the default setting around here. It's the culture.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2016 09:00 PM (zKSco)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 20, 2016 09:00 PM (hVdx9)
The old tranny actually isn't anywhere nearly as awful as the Lena Dunham bikini pic which I found myself briefly subjected to (for about ten microseconds) after imprudently following a link posted by one of the Horde the other day.
I'm going to ceremonially burn that computer on a Viking funeral pyre over the coming long weekend. It just can't be decontaminated with any lesser measures.
Posted by: torquewrench at May 20, 2016 09:00 PM (noWW6)
Quit! Quit! Quit!
Lets talk about SE Cupp's legs. You would think with a name like Cupp she would have larger breasts.
Her legs are excellent.
Posted by: huh? at May 20, 2016 09:00 PM (CRXed)
Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2016 08:56 PM (OxUnq)
If there's any doubt that these people suffer from severe mental issues - how else could anyone wake up each morning & think "this is my ideal self"?
Posted by: Josephistan at May 20, 2016 09:01 PM (7qAYi)
"Let me be honest here for a moment.
I didn't want to get into this.
I have evidence that Goldline has planted some sort of device in my brain that even now is controlling my every movement.
*sobs*
"Posted by: Glenn Beck"
***
I need to make a call to Rosland Capital.
Posted by: William Devane at May 20, 2016 09:01 PM (5R+BY)
Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2016 09:02 PM (OxUnq)
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2016 09:02 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: no good deed at May 20, 2016 09:02 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: southcentralpa at May 20, 2016 09:02 PM (Xs9BT)
Whatever do you mean!?!?
//Your Olympic Hero Cait Jenner
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 09:02 PM (g8Hfr)
better job defending and spreading center-right/free market ideas than
our current "all-stars."
They are not there for a reason.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 08:52 PM (g8Hfr)
I agree, but part of that of "spreading center-right/free market" has different components that make up the whole. Different people's skill set may be focused on a different component of the whole. Human nature tends to prefer their own component and unknowingly negate the importance of the others. Its human nature, but just going with natural, individual preference, is not the best course to a goal, imo. It just seems to serve division.
Posted by: Mimzey at May 20, 2016 09:02 PM (aRUb8)
Posted by: NC Mountainl Girl at May 20, 2016 08:59 PM (pTCbo)
****
Interesting. So Rush is really pro Her Thighness? Is that our takeaway from your post?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 20, 2016 09:02 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: alphabaker at May 20, 2016 09:03 PM (s+gIW)
Posted by: MTF at May 20, 2016 09:03 PM (/m8T6)
2017 can't come fast enough.
Posted by: OregonMuse at May 20, 2016 09:03 PM (PYAB8)
Posted by: Josephistan at May 20, 2016 08:58 PM (7qAYi)
That there's one of those CVT trannies: Continuously Vomit-inducing Trannie.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2016 09:04 PM (zKSco)
Posted by: Mimzey at May 20, 2016 09:04 PM (aRUb8)
Posted by: Corona at May 20, 2016 09:04 PM (ragzU)
Posted by: OregonMuse at May 20, 2016 09:03 PM (PYAB
FIFY.
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2016 09:05 PM (sdi6R)
2017 can't come fast enough.
Posted by: OregonMuse
****
That is just not an F-U. That is an F-U up the butt with a flaming porcupine.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 20, 2016 09:05 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2016 09:00 PM (zKSco)
It's either
a) he's new here and doesn't understand the commenting culture here
-or-
b) he does understand, and he's just being a dick.
I haven't figured out which one it is.
Posted by: OregonMuse at May 20, 2016 09:06 PM (PYAB8)
Fuck - Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead, the Craft
Marry - the Waterboy
Kill - American History X? Or fuck then kill?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 20, 2016 09:07 PM (+b2T3)
I'll truncate my response.
SE "DD" Cupp is a "thing" so Ray Maddow has diddle material.
She cannot reason her way out of a paper bag, were you to ask her her thoughts on Milton Friedman's dissection of Fed Monetary Policy causing the Great Depression by engaging in the moral hazard of discounting the UK's resumption of the gold standard she would be stuck to name who Friedman was.
The right in the late 70s to mid 80s was a hard band of ideological warriors who knew the left's arguments and their own better than the people on the other side of the table.
The current crop are AT BEST rote mechanic Apes signing "spoon" in response to a query on "wehat does 2+2 equal Koko?" while the worst are actively detrimental to our cause like Huckabee and Rove.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 09:07 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2016 09:07 PM (OxUnq)
I think Limbaugh has an interesting take on most items.
Limbaugh panders to his audience but that is why he is making money hand-over-fist and Beck is sucking up to rich queers. Beck said vote for Cruz or God will consign you to hell.
And Limbaugh has fewer commercials.
Posted by: huh? at May 20, 2016 09:07 PM (CRXed)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 20, 2016 09:05 PM (hVdx9)
****
It is how he Trolls these days. Best to ignore it, like over 20 States and growing with his bathroom bullshit.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 20, 2016 09:07 PM (YLidQ)
That is just not an F-U. That is an F-U up the butt with a flaming porcupine.
No, this is just the Outrage du Jour.
Posted by: ALH at May 20, 2016 09:07 PM (Z56vq)
2017 can't come fast enough.
Posted by: OregonMuse
****
That is just not an F-U. That is an F-U up the butt with a flaming porcupine.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 20, 2016 09:05 PM (hVdx9)
It'd be funny if one of the muzzies on the Advisory Council On Faith-Based Neighborhood Partnerships (c'mon, you know there's gotta be some...) threw this critter off a roof. Because ISIS totally would, if they got the chance.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2016 09:08 PM (zKSco)
Posted by: Koko at May 20, 2016 09:08 PM (OxUnq)
"because I can"
//B Obama
and Mooch MacDonald spent the day defending Obama's attacks on the suburbs.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 09:09 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: eman at May 20, 2016 08:42 PM (MQEz6
adding the e and the s was good for a chuckle though.
Posted by: concrete girl at May 20, 2016 09:09 PM (ceWrl)
Posted by: rickl
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This would make a pretty good "human studies" paper.
Y'all have been warned multiple times NOT to look at that pic.
But, you can't help but look.
Just last night, everyone was alerted to the embarrassment that was "the previous thread," but people still went to look...
It's just like when someone opens some rotten leftovers in the fridge, or tastes something awful - "AW! This is rotten! Smell/taste this."
And then you sniff or taste it...
Posted by: Chi at May 20, 2016 09:09 PM (ewTXf)
2017 can't come fast enough.
Posted by: OregonMuse at May 20, 2016 09:03 PM (PYAB
I would expect no less from that petulant immature turd
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2016 09:10 PM (45oDG)
Posted by: OregonMuse at May 20, 2016 09:06 PM (PYAB
****
Ima gonna go with B, having had experience with whatever it is Identifying as elsewhere.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 20, 2016 09:10 PM (YLidQ)
He's not very good at politics.
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at May 20, 2016 09:10 PM (R5HRU)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 20, 2016 09:10 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: huh? at May 20, 2016 09:10 PM (CRXed)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 20, 2016 09:10 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 20, 2016 09:11 PM (+b2T3)
Posted by: Fritz at May 20, 2016 09:11 PM (f40FU)
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 20, 2016 09:11 PM (+YvQf)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
*****
If only. They know better than to interfere with our self immolation.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 20, 2016 09:11 PM (hVdx9)
If given the opportunity, the Republican Senate wouldve gladly unanimously approved of the tranny.
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 20, 2016 09:12 PM (+YvQf)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2016 09:00 PM (zKSco)
Actually, I do. Thats why I love this place. Free expression. Maybe you are not comprehending my snark and hyperbole? Maybe it's some rhetorical devise?Maybe you take things too literally?
Posted by: Mimzey at May 20, 2016 09:12 PM (aRUb8)
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2016 09:12 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 20, 2016 09:12 PM (+b2T3)
Beck is in the same boat. His enterprise, by all accounts, is going belly-up and he may be hoping Zuck will save him.
Posted by: docweasel at May 20, 2016 09:12 PM (XxzcU)
99 other uses for Dick Tape?
Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2016 09:13 PM (OxUnq)
If given the opportunity, the Republican Senate wouldve gladly unanimously approved of the tranny.
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 20, 2016 09:12 PM (+YvQf)
Don't their actions prove that they already have...long ago?
Posted by: Mimzey at May 20, 2016 09:13 PM (aRUb8)
If she has children she will probably grow out of the atheist.
To me she is better eye candy than Megyn.
Posted by: huh? at May 20, 2016 09:13 PM (CRXed)
How long you let the anal bleach work before rinsing it off?
Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2016 09:14 PM (OxUnq)
That is *all* she is.
Megyn Kelly's leavings have more intellect than Cupp.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 09:14 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: ALH at May 20, 2016 09:14 PM (Z56vq)
*****
It's meant to be a hydrogen bomb level F-U to the religious- especially Christians.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 20, 2016 09:15 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2016 09:14 PM (OxUnq)
*****
Zombie Farah Fawcett would like a word with you.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 20, 2016 09:15 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: MTF at May 20, 2016 09:15 PM (/m8T6)
Glenn Beck: the grown man who, the one time I watched his show, was wearing lederhosen and trying to do some sort of musical dance number. It was weirder than it sounds.
Posted by: Brutus Jones at May 20, 2016 09:15 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 20, 2016 09:16 PM (k4M/B)
Posted by: FaCubeItches at May 20, 2016 09:17 PM (rznWS)
It's after 9:00 and I think it's ended for realz. Sounded like she had a good voice, though.
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2016 09:17 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 20, 2016 09:16 PM (k4M/B)
*****
I will be in Belize, above my bar and next to my boat, filling out paperwork should this come about.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 20, 2016 09:17 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: ALH
*****
Megan totally flashed her cooch at me.
Posted by: Donald Trumpp at May 20, 2016 09:18 PM (hVdx9)
---------------------------------------------------------
Who is the really obnoxious CAIR guy...Ibrahim Hooper I think he calls himself, maybe he's our next UN Ambassador.
Posted by: MTF at May 20, 2016 09:19 PM (/m8T6)
was seriously effected and he was having trouble working?"
Acute vaginitis
Posted by: FaCubeItches at May 20, 2016 09:19 PM (rznWS)
One of j effen k's ancestors was also one of Nap's guys.
Field Marshall Neighhhhh.....
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at May 20, 2016 09:19 PM (WVsWD)
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2016 09:19 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Donald Trumpp at May 20, 2016 09:19 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at May 20, 2016 09:20 PM (Sda6L)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at May 20, 2016 09:20 PM (/WPPJ)
Posted by: Donald Trumpp at May 20, 2016 09:18 PM (hVdx9)
Sure she did.
Posted by: ALH at May 20, 2016 09:20 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 09:20 PM (g8Hfr)
Meggyynn Kelly and her all girl panel yammering for 45 minutes about how Donald Trump calling her a bimbo was really a non-issue and didn't affect her at all. At ALL!
heh
Posted by: Mortimer -- I voted for Cruz at May 20, 2016 09:20 PM (uxHUH)
Are mostly queer lawyers. Remember wide stance Larry Craig. Remember Lamar Alexander had an aid who liked gay pedophile pornography. How far does an apple fall from a tree? The Dems despise them for being queer and not falling in line with the Dem orthodoxy.
The love Obama's agenda. But they are afraid they will lose their sinecure.
The Dems are despicable human beings but they are loyal to their cause.
Posted by: huh? at May 20, 2016 09:21 PM (CRXed)
Posted by: Donald Trumpp at May 20, 2016 09:18 PM (hVdx9)
Sure she did.
Posted by: ALH
****
I know woman parts when I see them. Sharon Stone level flash.
Posted by: Donald Trumpp at May 20, 2016 09:22 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 20, 2016 09:23 PM (QDVFm)
Personally, I prefer doing blow with Bartolo Colon
Posted by: FaCubeItches at May 20, 2016 09:23 PM (rznWS)
Captain Asshat at this point is a LOT like "I am Spartacus"on the right...
which Captain Asshat would that be?
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 09:24 PM (g8Hfr)
I know woman parts when I see them. Sharon Stone level flash.
Posted by: Donald Trumpp at May 20, 2016 09:22 PM (hVdx9)
Pics or it didn't happen.
Posted by: ALH at May 20, 2016 09:24 PM (Z56vq)
I suspect you're right about most of the Republican males in Congress being homosexual perverts.
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 20, 2016 09:24 PM (+YvQf)
Napoleon had Marquis D'Grouchy as a general
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 09:20 PM (g8Hfr)
And if you say the magic word you don't have to go to Waterloo
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2016 09:24 PM (45oDG)
Posted by: Glennn Wreck at May 20, 2016 09:24 PM (Tyii7)
The way to remember how to spell Megyn is that it has a GYN on the end and a me at the beginning.
Posted by: huh? at May 20, 2016 09:24 PM (CRXed)
Posted by: Grin Breck at May 20, 2016 09:24 PM (uxHUH)
Posted by: Donald Trumpp at May 20, 2016 09:25 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 20, 2016 07:48 PM (k4M/B)
....................
When I first discovered him he use to call random 7-11's or convenience stores and make up fake answers for them to choose from on current event. I quite listening about 5 yrs ago
Posted by: Molly k at May 20, 2016 09:25 PM (R33tx)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at May 20, 2016 09:20 PM (/WPPJ
*****
I know I can't just bring them in. As I understand it there are 4 levels of licenses, mine would only cover personal protection.
Might go up to hunting for a rifle. Need to learn more.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 20, 2016 09:25 PM (YLidQ)
No, I don't think he wants cankles in the WH. He wants good ratings.
Posted by: Donna &&&&V. (Brandishing ampersands) at May 20, 2016 09:26 PM (P8951)
She was in that movie about high school witches, wasn't she?
https://tinyurl.com/z3z89cv
Oh God, yes. What's that you said? Don't stick your dick in crazy? La la la, I can't hear you.
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2016 09:26 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 20, 2016 09:23 PM (QDVFm)
Wait, are you talking about Beck or Carlson?
Posted by: OregonMuse at May 20, 2016 09:27 PM (PYAB8)
Posted by: Donald Trumpp at May 20, 2016 09:28 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2016 09:28 PM (qUNWi)
I AM SPARTACUS!
//Grin Breck
I AM SPARTACUS!
//Tucker Bowtie
I AM SPARTACUS!
//SE "DD" Cupp
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 09:28 PM (g8Hfr)
This is the craziest party there could ever be.
Posted by: ALH at May 20, 2016 09:28 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: Mortimer at May 20, 2016 09:28 PM (uxHUH)
No it would be a pussy.
I don't think anyone would call him a dildo.
Nothing hard about him.
At one time I thought he was leader.
Turns out he wanted to be a cult leader.
Posted by: huh? at May 20, 2016 09:29 PM (CRXed)
Captain Asshat TFG the Affurmatif Axshun Preznit
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 20, 2016 09:29 PM (QDVFm)
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2016 09:29 PM (qUNWi)
Lee Atwater would be funding Barney Zanders by now with his left hand and slapping him with his right.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 09:29 PM (g8Hfr)
Yob locked up for throwing homeless man's pet rabbit into a river
The animal's owner risked his life by jumping in after his beloved pet Barney and saving him with the kiss of life
http://goo.gl/Y2KkI9
==============
Thank God Barney made it. Why do people have to be so cruel.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 20, 2016 09:29 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 20, 2016 09:29 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Mortimer at May 20, 2016 09:28 PM (uxHUH)
Tony Curtis.
Posted by: It was inevitable at May 20, 2016 09:30 PM (cmE8J)
I AM GROPED BY SPARTACUS!
//Barry Obama-Love esq
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 09:30 PM (g8Hfr)
I immediately pictured him kissing ass.
He has imagined himself a kingmaker for some time now.
Cruz did himself no favors when he let Beck aboard his train.
And I say this as a Cruz supporter.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2016 09:30 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: huh? at May 20, 2016 09:30 PM (CRXed)
Posted by: Donna &&&&V. (Brandishing ampersands) at May 20, 2016 09:26 PM (P8951)
*****
Dude is in his late 60s and prolly worth multiple hundreds of millions. I'll take him at his word that he does not want Scankles. It would go against everything he has talked about since 1988.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 20, 2016 09:30 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: ALH at May 20, 2016 09:31 PM (Z56vq)
Anybody got cleavage shots?
Posted by: huh? at May 20, 2016 09:30 PM (CRXed)
Ask Donald. He gets all the hot wimmins.
Posted by: ALH at May 20, 2016 09:32 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: tsrblke (phone) at May 20, 2016 09:32 PM (tM4uk)
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2016 09:33 PM (qUNWi)
Anybody got cleavage shots?
Posted by: huh? at May 20, 2016 09:30 PM (CRXed)
Ask Donald. He gets all the hot wimmins.
Posted by: ALH
*****
They are not yyyyuuuuuge.
Posted by: Donald Trumpp at May 20, 2016 09:33 PM (hVdx9)
Then he gradually went off the rails.
He alternates between letting EVERYONE KNOW about his RANCH, his COMPOUND (his word) and all his wealth, while pretending to me Just Like Everyone Else.
He wouldn't last five seconds in a hipster slap fight.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2016 09:33 PM (1ZOkK)
Nobody gives two shits what Captain Asshat does or says. We should be
pointing and laughing at his dumbassery and publicly mocking him and his
fanbois every chance we get.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 20, 2016 09:23 PM (QDVFm)
Eeeeexcept you apparently! Like many atheists...in a certain way...they sure are bothered about something they don't care about.
Just sayin'
Posted by: Mimzey at May 20, 2016 09:33 PM (aRUb8)
You start out in bargaining jamming Zucker*u*kers shit up his ass then you bargain down to admission/transparency.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 09:33 PM (g8Hfr)
I think you are right. Cruz looks older than he is. Lets hope Cruz internalizes the right messages from his campaign. He may have run too early and probably should have quit sooner.
Posted by: huh? at May 20, 2016 09:34 PM (CRXed)
Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2016 09:34 PM (OxUnq)
My .02, YMMV, IANAL, etc, usw.
G'night foax, seeya inna mornin'.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez_and_the_dogs at May 20, 2016 09:35 PM (gUoN4)
Just sayin'
Posted by: Mimzey at May 20, 2016 09:33 PM (aRUb
*****
Please ignore, COJ. It exists to create conflict.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 20, 2016 09:35 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2016 09:36 PM (qUNWi)
It was all "Ted" this and "Ted" that. You could tell Beck had a hard-on for the possibility of a best bud in the White House.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2016 09:36 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Mortimer at May 20, 2016 09:37 PM (uxHUH)
Posted by: ALH at May 20, 2016 09:37 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2016 09:38 PM (qUNWi)
I just legitimately am to the point "Captain Asshole" denotes about 60 media personalities as well as ~ 542 politicians in DC...
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 09:39 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2016 09:39 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Mortimer at May 20, 2016 09:40 PM (uxHUH)
Weasel Zippers top story is about Sanders supporters planning a 4 day protest of the Democrat convention.
This is the craziest party there could ever be.
Posted by: ALH
Mama told him not to come.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 20, 2016 09:40 PM (k4M/B)
She does nothing for me.
And at the risk of starting a fight, that Lily chick from AT&T, or whatever her name is, doesn't do anything for me either. She looks like she's 12, large bosoms notwithstanding.
I'm on the back porch of my new digs with my whiskey and 7Up and my beautiful Texas night, so I don't give a shit, tonight anyways.
Posted by: Blano at May 20, 2016 09:41 PM (lbcdD)
Posted by: Mortimer at May 20, 2016 09:41 PM (uxHUH)
Lets hope Cruz internalizes the right messages from his campaign. He may have run too early and probably should have quit sooner.
Posted by: huh? at May 20, 2016 09:34 PM (CRXed)
I would have more respect for him if he actually served a full term in the Senate before running for President.
That seems to be the latest thing: Get elected to the Senate, get national name recognition, then immediately run for President. Obama did it, and this time no fewer than three Republicans did likewise: Cruz, Rubio, and Paul.
Personally, I find it distasteful. At least Hillary did serve a full term. I gotta give her credit for that.
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2016 09:42 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Fritz at May 20, 2016 09:42 PM (f40FU)
::collective gasp::
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2016 09:44 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Blano at May 20, 2016 09:41 PM (lbcdD)
****
Good deal. I hope you are able to hang there for a good long while.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 20, 2016 09:44 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 09:45 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Mortimer at May 20, 2016 09:45 PM (uxHUH)
Posted by: ALH at May 20, 2016 09:45 PM (Z56vq)
That's what passed for an exciting Friday night at Casa D'oh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2016 09:46 PM (1ZOkK)
have run too early and probably should have quit sooner."
As with every other one of the non-Trump candidates on the Republican side, the opportunity was wide open for Cruz to grasp the nettle, and firmly denounce illegal immigration, and point out its consequences, e.g., violent crime, and say unambiguously that he meant to secure the border.
Nope! Instead, Ted went to the border to hand out soccer balls and teddy bears to scowling, burly, gang-tattooed 28-year old Guatemalan and Salvadorean "child refugees" with Beck.
Trump saw the opening and went for it. Then rocketed immediately to the head of the polls and maintained that lead until every other challenger including Cruz gasped for air and quit the race.
Posted by: torquewrench at May 20, 2016 09:46 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 20, 2016 09:44 PM (YLidQ)
I have my laptop and 1.75 liters of whiskey, so that should tide me over good.
Posted by: Blano at May 20, 2016 09:46 PM (lbcdD)
Posted by: Wilbur's horse at May 20, 2016 09:46 PM (e8kgV)
You had an action packed week ma'am...
hope the boy's visit with his friends went well.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 09:47 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 20, 2016 09:29 PM (iQIUe)
Glad the rabbit got rescued. What's also sad is the rabbit's dipshit owner has been "living on the street" as a beggar for 26 fucking years, and has 2 dogs as well. Parasite.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2016 09:47 PM (zKSco)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
****
My fiance's ex would rather be homeless than work for a living.
He's a grafter scumbag.
Posted by: Donald Trumpp at May 20, 2016 09:48 PM (hVdx9)
::collective gasp::
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2016 09:44 PM (qUNWi)
What in the ever loving fuck, is that a chick or a dude???
Posted by: Blano at May 20, 2016 09:48 PM (lbcdD)
Posted by: Molly k at May 20, 2016 09:49 PM (R33tx)
Then when I got there I said fuck glasses I hope I go blind.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 20, 2016 09:49 PM (4ErVI)
425 Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2016 09:46 PM (1ZOkK)
You had an action packed week ma'am...
hope the boy's visit with his friends went well.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 09:47 PM (g8Hfr)
Got another Marine arriving tomorrow evening with his fiancee. They're staying with us thru Wednesday. Son said, "Thank you Mom, for welcoming my brothers." Wouldn't have it any other way.
Semper Fi.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2016 09:49 PM (1ZOkK)
Personally, I find it distasteful. At least Hillary did serve a full term. I gotta give her credit for that.
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2016 09:42 PM (sdi6R)
What bothers me more is that if you were a legislator who ran for President, you *resigned* the current office you were elected to. Bob Dole did that when he ran in 1996. You ran for President, you risked being out of a job.
But I think that John Kerry was the first to hold on to his senate seat as a fallback position if he lost. One could well ask how well he served the people of Massachusetts while running for President full-time.
Normally I don't like passing laws to fix problem, but I wouldn't complain if they passed a law mandating what Dole did. Maybe we'd have less idiots running for president, and keeping where they belong. In the U.S. Senate.
Posted by: OregonMuse at May 20, 2016 09:50 PM (PYAB8)
Posted by: ALH at May 20, 2016 09:50 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 20, 2016 09:50 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 20, 2016 09:51 PM (hVdx9)
He said "Get more TP".
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2016 09:51 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Molly k at May 20, 2016 09:49 PM (R33tx)
He did some good stuff on Fox about the history of socialism. I used to hear him on the radio in the car from time to time several years ago and he could be pretty funny if he was just goofing around with his sidekicks. I think I decided to say goodbye when the crying jags started in earnest. The first time it was wtf? Then it kept happening. Vaya con dios, amigo.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 20, 2016 09:51 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 20, 2016 09:51 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: ALH at May 20, 2016 09:50 PM (Z56vq)
....................
It's whatever you want it to be.
Posted by: Molly k at May 20, 2016 09:52 PM (R33tx)
Posted by: Blano at May 20, 2016 09:48 PM (lbcdD)
It's a mentally ill man with long hair and wearing women's clothing who confusedly thinks he's a woman.
Posted by: OregonMuse at May 20, 2016 09:52 PM (PYAB8)
Gah
Posted by: ThunderB at May 20, 2016 09:50 PM (zOTsN)
Probably a Zeppelin inflator who inhaled, instead.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2016 09:53 PM (zKSco)
But him, gah, what a fucking dog.
I need to make a Burger Box run, back shortly.
Posted by: Blano at May 20, 2016 09:53 PM (lbcdD)
There was a lot of cattiness and backbiting beneath the surface, but everyone pretended to get along.
Not any more, huh?
I suppose it's better all this is out in the open now.
A little mood music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6ol-9ZO5y4
Posted by: The Triskelion Hat at May 20, 2016 09:53 PM (vBeA5)
I want the country I grew up in back.
The bedrock of that country is still there, just covered with a layer of filth deposited by the progressive left.
Cleansing it will be tough, but doable. I'd much prefer it be done politically, if possible.
So many years ago I took an oath with no expiration date--same as many of you here did.
Fulfilling that oath doesn't always mean picking up a weapon, though.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 20, 2016 09:53 PM (X35Yt)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty
one of my best friends lives there for several months, comes home, stays awhile and then goes back for more fun. she loves, loves, loves it and has made a whole new life there.
good for you.
Posted by: concrete girl at May 20, 2016 09:54 PM (ceWrl)
So yesterday, ironically following an afternoon at the range with an old friend (his first time shooting - had him shoot everything from a Single Six up to M1 carbine and Garand, he did well and liked it) we were at his place before we all went out to dinner. 10 min. of TV.
He had saved a segment from Amy Schumer (I finally saw who this is), "Gun Show". Incredibly lame, QVC-format TV sales show skit where a Glock (not named) comes up for sale. All sorts of creepy misfits call in asking if they can get a gun. Sure! Of course.
A "non-licensed dealer" at a gun show can sell you one! Terrorist or on the "no-fly" list? No problem! The whole skit, premised on myths and distortions of the actual situation. And then - as if it wasn't idiotic enough - a graphic starts to display "top recipients of 'gun lobby' money in Congress", bottom part of the screen. WTFF?
Ignorant, bigoted, stupid, unfunny, freedom-hating, infantile moral narcissists - this is now the essence of America's dominant factions.
Thing is, nearly every time I "dip into the idiot soup" for a few minutes - rarely, and almost always when others are forcing me to - I cannot believe how far gone things are.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2016 09:54 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 20, 2016 09:54 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 20, 2016 09:51 PM (NeFrd)
You don't want to know about Spartacum.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2016 09:54 PM (zKSco)
He started stripping off his sweaty clothes WITH THE GARAGE DOOR OPEN.
Gah. I shut it before anyone walking down the street was traumatized for life.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2016 09:54 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 20, 2016 09:51 PM (4ErVI)
I like Beck for what he was, and not for what he is now. His gloat-fest after the 2010 elections was pure comedy gold.
Posted by: OregonMuse at May 20, 2016 09:54 PM (PYAB8)
Posted by: Car 54 at May 20, 2016 09:56 PM (e8kgV)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdES0GP0KhI
The epic 2010 gloat fest. The intro is cheesy, but it gets better.
Posted by: OregonMuse at May 20, 2016 09:56 PM (PYAB8)
He did some good stuff on Fox about the history
of socialism. I used to hear him on the radio in the car from time to
time several years ago and he could be pretty funny if he was just
goofing around with his sidekicks. I think I decided to say goodbye when
the crying jags started in earnest. The first time it was wtf? Then it
kept happening. Vaya con dios, amigo.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 20, 2016 09:51 PM (4ErVI)
THIS. I had friends who were dying of cancer at the time, and our son had buddies who were killed in A-stan.
He was having a pity party weep-fest on his radio show one day, and I shut him off. Have listened to him sporadically, usually if he's mocking Al Gore or something, but he seems to feel too self-important. Ugh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2016 09:57 PM (1ZOkK)
good for you.
Posted by: concrete girl at May 20, 2016 09:54 PM (ceWrl)
*****
Thanks. This was my plan for 14 years from now. I spend about 2 months a year there now. That will accelerate greatly if Her Thighness gets the big office.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 20, 2016 09:58 PM (YLidQ)
So yesterday, ironically following an afternoon at the range with an old friend (his first time shooting - had him shoot everything from a Single Six up to M1 carbine and Garand, he did well and liked it) we were at his place before we all went out to dinner. 10 min. of TV.
He had saved a segment from Amy Schumer (I finally saw who this is), "Gun Show". Incredibly lame, QVC-format TV sales show skit where a Glock (not named) comes up for sale. All sorts of creepy misfits call in asking if they can get a gun. Sure! Of course.
A "non-licensed dealer" at a gun show can sell you one! Terrorist or on the "no-fly" list? No problem! The whole skit, premised on myths and distortions of the actual situation. And then - as if it wasn't idiotic enough - a graphic starts to display "top recipients of 'gun lobby' money in Congress", bottom part of the screen. WTFF?
Ignorant, bigoted, stupid, unfunny, freedom-hating, infantile moral narcissists - this is now the essence of America's dominant factions.
Thing is, nearly every time I "dip into the idiot soup" for a few minutes - rarely, and almost always when others are forcing me to - I cannot believe how far gone things are.
Posted by: rhomboid
****
I have found with such people they VALUE their ignorance about firearms.
It's like someone who is proud of not knowing how to sexually seduce children with an even greater level of smugness and narcissism.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 20, 2016 09:58 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: OregonMuse at May 20, 2016 09:54 PM (PYAB
..................
Speaking of Gold............Doesn't he want us all to buy some?
Posted by: Molly k at May 20, 2016 09:58 PM (R33tx)
Dude's got some sense, that's for sure.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 20, 2016 09:59 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2016 10:01 PM (yddCj)
Maybe Beck's "Magical Underwear" was riding up his ass?
On and I know a couple of billionaires. Both of them are down to earth guys.
Of course, they ARE Southern.
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 20, 2016 10:01 PM (jJRIy)
Tucker has brains, he lacks at times sense but then again we all do.
Where he became "I AM SPARTACUS!" in my eyes was how far he has let the Daily Caller fall and giving Michelle "Bionic Newsie" Fields a byline back in the day.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 10:01 PM (g8Hfr)
Eh, so long as you stop him before he drops his skivvies, no harm, no foul.
Posted by: no good deed at May 20, 2016 10:02 PM (GgxVX)
https://twitter.com/ticket_joe/status/733778710139047936
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 20, 2016 10:02 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
****
Please. I trip over it just getting out of bed. It's Yyyyuuuge.
Posted by: Donald Trumpp at May 20, 2016 10:02 PM (hVdx9)
One morning he tried to pronounce armadillo. The idiot said, "armadiyo."
Who in the world does that? I'm sure he's made a bundle for his measurable "talents." His son Peter needs to take his place.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2016 10:03 PM (1ZOkK)
so, did Teh Donald step on his weenie by absolutely declaring that the Egypt Air flight was a bomb?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2016 10:01 PM (yddCj)
I don't think so. The Egyptian minister said the same thing this morning. That should be cover enough for "The Donald".
Raining like hell here, Asheville get any?
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 20, 2016 10:03 PM (jJRIy)
If so he forced Grammy H to step on her duck too...
I am thinking it was Sudden Jihadist Syndrome rather than an Egyptian going "Kennedy" thank God.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 10:03 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2016 10:01 PM (yddCj)
******
Uummmmm...have you been watching him this last year or so?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 20, 2016 10:04 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: no good deed at May 20, 2016 10:02 PM (GgxVX)
I wasn't fast enough.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2016 10:04 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 20, 2016 10:04 PM (+YvQf)
I am thinking it was Sudden Jihadist Syndrome rather than an Egyptian going "Kennedy" thank God.
Posted by: sven10077
****
The pull of the water is strong...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 20, 2016 10:04 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2016 10:04 PM (ucDmr)
Grammy H hates Israel and the Jews worse?
I dunno Hat politics is a reflection of the electorate and America is largely a fucked up, unserious, demented, retarded nation.
Here we sit.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 10:05 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2016 10:01 PM (yddCj)
Has it now been determined otherwise? As far as I'm concerned, all Egypt Air flights have bombs on board, occupying the pilot and co-pilot chairs. You just don't know when one is going to blow.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2016 10:05 PM (zKSco)
Posted by: Nip Sip
-----------
Just a little light misting on and off through the day.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2016 10:05 PM (yddCj)
It's a forest back there, but still...
He's also been known to take the trash out in his boxers.
In the summertime, of course, and after dark.
It's a guy thing.
Posted by: ALH at May 20, 2016 10:05 PM (Z56vq)
He started stripping off his sweaty clothes WITH THE GARAGE DOOR OPEN.
>>>>
Well yeah, for the breeze. Makes sense. And then what?
Posted by: Mortimer at May 20, 2016 10:05 PM (uxHUH)
They say the Grim Reaper sometimes plays calypso music. and its one of the last things his subject hears.
Hmm. Interesting.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2016 08:21 PM (8ZskC)
One of my favorite Far Side comics was two panels.
"Welcome to Heaven, here's your harp."
"Welcome to Hell, here's your accordion."
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2016 10:06 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2016 10:06 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 20, 2016 10:06 PM (hVdx9)
I'm waiting for the MBs to flip an Egyptian Sky Marshall and have THEM do their Aloha SaladBar thing....
Egypt is a mess and we can thank Bronko for it.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 10:06 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2016 10:01 PM (yddCj)
His tweet said "Looks like yet another terrorist attack", which is pretty much what everybody thought when they first heard the news.
http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/234163/
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2016 10:07 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2016 10:08 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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So, since the pilots were named Mohammed and Mohammed, you're saying Mohammed may have done it?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2016 10:09 PM (yddCj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2016 10:08 PM (1ZOkK)
****
56 passengers, 10 crew.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 20, 2016 10:09 PM (YLidQ)
this airbus wreck is an extreme anomaly performance window wise....
it *could* be a mechanical issue BUT not that quick with no Mayday Mayday IMHO and I study a LOT of NTSB reports.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 10:09 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2016 10:10 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2016 10:11 PM (ucDmr)
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He announced affirmatively that it was a terrorist act, and that the plane was blown out of the sky.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2016 10:11 PM (yddCj)
Airbus had better hope it was a terrorist attack. That's better than their planes spontaneously combusting at altitude.
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2016 10:11 PM (sdi6R)
Airbus' entire avionics and aeronautics philosophy is flawed IMHO....
but you can't make a mechanic fix the plane.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 10:13 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2016 10:09 PM (yddCj)
It's all mohammed's fault. Mohammed in the airport, with a bomb. Mohammed on fish boat, with a missile. Or Mohammed in the right seat, with the control yoke.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2016 10:13 PM (zKSco)
Posted by: Solyndra at May 20, 2016 10:14 PM (uxHUH)
So the case here might in the end surprise many, and represent a new sort of problem or event.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2016 10:15 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Mortimer at May 20, 2016 10:15 PM (uxHUH)
SwissAir was not a mystery at all, it was a reported in flight fire that was an act of absolute heroism on the part of the pilot.
The man was quite literally on fire trying to land the plane.
Air Fwance was more mysterious until discovered and then the cause was simplicity in itself...
the pitot tube froze and rather than allowing the plane to keep flying Dumbass Pierre in the co-pilot chair decided to yank back on the stick for shits and giggles.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 10:18 PM (g8Hfr)
Isn't that the same thing? Like naming your kid Yahweh or something?
I don't mind if they want to believe what they believe. More power to them.
Where I draw the line is when they tell me I have to believe what they believe or they'll kill me.
Even Satanists don't do that.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 20, 2016 10:19 PM (Xo1Rt)
Are we sure it wasn't a surface to air missile sold to shady customers looking to make a name for themselves?
Posted by: Fritz at May 20, 2016 10:19 PM (f40FU)
That reminds me of the South Park episode and the Marclarians.
Marclar and marclar were flying the marclar to marclar.
Then suddenly marclar broke out and the marlcar started to marclar into the marclar.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 20, 2016 10:21 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 20, 2016 10:21 PM (FtrY1)
the pitot tube froze and rather than allowing the plane to keep flying Dumbass Pierre in the co-pilot chair decided to yank back on the stick for shits and giggles.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 10:18 PM (g8Hfr)
I absolutely suck at computer flying simulation games, and even *I* know enough not to pull back on the stick like that.
That retard shouldn't have been piloting anything more complicated than a tricycle.
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2016 10:23 PM (sdi6R)
IMHO there should be some redundancy in the control mechanisms so that the loss of hydraulic fluid doesn't put you in the ground. An auxiliary system of actual you know WIRES with a separate set of boosters might actually be doable.
But then weight and cost rears it's ugly head and 3 cents profit goes down the toilet. Can't have that.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 20, 2016 10:23 PM (Xo1Rt)
And if you do, then you also know the cure. Either just fricking let go of the stick or push it forward.
Jeezus. Orville and Wilbur figured that shit out years ago.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 20, 2016 10:25 PM (Xo1Rt)
She was in that movie about high school witches, wasn't she?
https://tinyurl.com/z3z89cv"
The first thing I saw her in was Valmont (Dangerous Liasons with Mr. Darcy as John Malkovich) and she looked pretty sweet, with a tight little naked ass. I think she was like 14 in that movie (or supposed to be).
Posted by: docweasel at May 20, 2016 10:26 PM (XxzcU)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 20, 2016 10:26 PM (FtrY1)
Posted by: sven10077 at May 20, 2016 10:30 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: CrustyB at May 20, 2016 10:32 PM (Hnglq)
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He didn't say it was a bomb; he said it was terrorism. But maybe I'd better read up if it turns out to be idiot piloting.
Posted by: iforgot at May 20, 2016 10:45 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Rich at May 20, 2016 10:48 PM (ygBCA)
Also, Glenn Beck is crazy and i think the other commenters are correct and Glenn is sucking up to Zuck bec GB is going broke.
And I used to see SE Cupp on MSNBC but i think she changed and got more liberal after Larry Flynt defaced her with a dirty picture several years ago.
And Dana Perino is way too naive and hasnt a clue
But i love Ace.
Posted by: Screaming Flying Monkey Tails at May 20, 2016 10:57 PM (VTlcO)
Posted by: csmats at May 20, 2016 11:05 PM (yOfNV)
Posted by: huh? at May 20, 2016 08:24 PM (CRXed)
Why would any normal sane person not be freaked out by that freak winning?
Posted by: stace at May 20, 2016 11:31 PM (ozZau)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2016 11:49 PM (PLnZs)
I suppose it's better all this is out in the open now.
---
Fuck you, Ace!!
Posted by: Axeman at May 21, 2016 02:17 AM (yF+FP)
Posted by: Rich at May 21, 2016 02:20 AM (ygBCA)
Posted by: Cjw at May 21, 2016 03:16 AM (YiCkI)
Posted by: Greg Marmalard at May 21, 2016 05:57 AM (3KE2m)
Posted by: Steve Walsh at May 21, 2016 06:43 AM (SPxQP)
Posted by: saltlick at May 21, 2016 07:45 AM (DuXIW)
You confuse opinion reporting with partisan reporting.
Rush said Cruz was the most conservative and took flak for it. Rush also said Rubio was a conservative. I agree with the first and disagree with the second. Opinions. Everyone has them.
Rush wouldn't support anyone in the primaries. Rush said this was because they might embarrass him. Beck supported Cruz and that didn't work out too well for Cruz or Beck. Rush's livelihood depends on him staying out in front of his listeners. Rush seems to realize that. Beck not so much.
Posted by: huh? at May 21, 2016 10:05 AM (CRXed)
Mormons. They seem to be desperate to make sure Trump doesn't win.
Explains Romney's piss poor campaign against Obama and his desperate bid to stop Trump. Also Beck's end-times prophecy.
Does the Mormon Church have an Apocalyptic faction?
Posted by: huh? at May 21, 2016 10:10 AM (CRXed)
Kock brothers didn't support.
IRS went after everyone that did.
Lots of people were persecuted for wanting smaller government.
Christians are being persecuted and perverts like Zukershit are part of it.
Posted by: huh? at May 21, 2016 10:13 AM (CRXed)
Yes. Ronald Wilson Reagan was President.
All down hill since then. I think it was because no-new-taxes Bush was elected. And then N-N-T Bush's foster son was elected. Bill Clinton claimed to be a R and people thought he misspoke. Bill Clinton got all the NWO business done that N-N-T Bush couldn't get through Congress.
Posted by: huh? at May 21, 2016 10:18 AM (CRXed)
Trump had hit shows for years. People invited him into their house. At the end they invited him and his celebrity friends into their house.
I understand your point. I didn't watch his shows either.
But millions did and they see their rich, eccentric, uncle who got them good Christmas presents.
Posted by: huh? at May 21, 2016 10:22 AM (CRXed)
Posted by: No name at May 21, 2016 11:14 AM (eXTZt)
hopped on the trump train with the has-been phonies like that idiot
Sarah Palin or the fading Ann Coulter."
PROJECT MUCH, HACK COMMENTER?
"The Tea Party Inc gravy train of
graft runs through Trump now, the celebrity hucksters have al lined up
at that vile trough."
Slandering both Sarah Palin, the actually authentic half of McCain/Palin, and the Tea Party in general, tarring both with the brush of the corruption that the rest of the Washington cartel is . You sure you missed an S for the C in your name, you dirty little sock-puppeting shill?
Posted by: Pissdad Scatlord at May 21, 2016 12:55 PM (UM8Ie)
Posted by: Born Free at May 21, 2016 03:38 PM (/6wXO)
Posted by: Mimzey at May 21, 2016 05:25 PM (aRUb8)
Get a grip, Ace.
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They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)