aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
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Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Hate-Crime Hoaxer Who Claimed He Got a Cake With an Icing Slur Admits Whole Foods Did Nothing Wrong
He does not admit he himself perpetrated the hoax, alas.
But given that he's now saying Whole Foods didn't write "fag" on his stupid cake, who else is left that could have written it, except him? Here's this idiot "pastor's" statement:Today I am dismissing my lawsuit against Whole Foods Market. The company did nothing wrong. I was wrong to pursue this matter and use the media to perpetuate this story. I want to apologize to Whole Foods and its team members for questioning the company’s commitment to its values, and especially the bakery associate who I understand was put in a terrible position because of my actions. I apologize to the LGBT community for diverting attention from real issues. I also want to apologize to my partner, my family, my church family, and my attorney.Lot of apologies there for a guy who's not actually saying "I did it." It's time to add Munchausen Syndrome (Social Justice Warrior type) to the DSM psychiatric manual. This is a fairly major psychological problem now.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: mustbequantum at May 16, 2016 01:36 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: rd at May 16, 2016 01:36 PM (v0YLX)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2016 01:37 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 16, 2016 01:38 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2016 01:38 PM (pibXr)
Posted by: rd at May 16, 2016 01:38 PM (v0YLX)
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Try going to a left leaning site - trust me, no lack of hate.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2016 01:38 PM (pibXr)
Posted by: Sue at May 16, 2016 01:39 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 16, 2016 01:39 PM (vvmPQ)
But what if you identify as Baron Munchausen?
Posted by: josephistan at May 16, 2016 01:41 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2016 01:41 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 16, 2016 01:41 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 16, 2016 01:41 PM (ItHJp)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 16, 2016 01:41 PM (Qvgg/)
He......lied?
A gay man of the cloth lied?
Wonder what else he lied about.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2016 01:41 PM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Mortimer at May 16, 2016 01:41 PM (MY6Mq)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 16, 2016 01:41 PM (PLnZs)
Posted by: Hate cake at May 16, 2016 01:42 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2016 01:42 PM (1ZOkK)
To this point only a handle full of people have been punished, and even then only the dumbest and most egregious. And the benefits can truly change your life, like say Anita Hill...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2016 01:42 PM (pibXr)
Posted by: josephistan at May 16, 2016 01:42 PM (7HtZB)
He'll be the toast of the SJW cocktail circuit still, because of "raising awareness" and so on.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 16, 2016 01:43 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: MTF at May 16, 2016 01:43 PM (/m8T6)
Really? Whole Foods?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 16, 2016 01:43 PM (KUaJL)
Burn him at the stake.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 16, 2016 01:43 PM (8ZskC)
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I have it on good authority that they'll be frogmarching Sarah Palin out of Trump headquarters for just this crime any minute.
Posted by: The Left at May 16, 2016 01:43 PM (pibXr)
Posted by: incontinent Spork at May 16, 2016 01:44 PM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Jane D'oh"
That statement sure sounds "negotiated." I wonder if this was was required by Whole Food prior to its dismissal of the counter-claim.
Posted by: Benji Carver at May 16, 2016 01:44 PM (OD2ni)
The number of these cases subsequently prosecuted and punished with a sentence appropriate to the gravity of the offense, once proven to be bunkum? Asymptotically approaching zero.
Gosh, it's almost as though if bad behavior isn't firmly disincentivized, then bad behavior will continue. But we all know that can't possibly be the case.
Posted by: torquewrench at May 16, 2016 01:44 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: MTF at May 16, 2016 01:44 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 16, 2016 01:44 PM (O0lVq)
See? I TOLD you the cake was a lie.
Posted by: GLaDOS at May 16, 2016 01:44 PM (o98Jz)
Makes my cold black heart swell with mirthful joy and joyful mirth.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 16, 2016 01:44 PM (TOk1P)
Then in mythology there are the Roman and Libyan Sybils.
Followed later by Symbians, but that is a whole different matter.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 16, 2016 01:44 PM (ItHJp)
If his lawyer's name is 'Gabe', I'm hurling myself into the bread slicer.
Posted by: Hate cake at May 16, 2016 01:44 PM (326rv)
Now I have a taste for cake.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 16, 2016 01:44 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: Tilikum AKAW at May 16, 2016 01:44 PM (m3iiU)
So, basically 90% of the people that remember the guy who got a discriminatory cake at Whole Foods will know that it was actually a hoax.
And this, my friends, is how history is shaped.
Maybe Whole Foods has some clout and can get this played up in the media, I don't know.
Posted by: TickledPink at May 16, 2016 01:44 PM (F5hTl)
Posted by: TeamRawDog at May 16, 2016 01:44 PM (10hEu)
Posted by: Poo Swastika Hoaxer at May 16, 2016 01:44 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Cake Girl at May 16, 2016 01:45 PM (XkVXQ)
It's time for some commonsense regulation of frosting bags.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 16, 2016 01:45 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: dfbaskwill at May 16, 2016 01:45 PM (zllbf)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 16, 2016 01:45 PM (O0lVq)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 16, 2016 01:45 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: MTF at May 16, 2016 01:43 PM (/m8T6)
Of course it Whole Foods, but they should have sued the guy until he was living under a railway trestle in a bad part of town!
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 16, 2016 01:45 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 16, 2016 01:45 PM (Qvgg/)
There are other stores?
Posted by: Fag Cake Guy at May 16, 2016 01:45 PM (39g3+)
21
Someone clearly broke into his car, armed with a frosting bag, wrote fag on the cake. It happens all the time.
Posted by: josephistan at May 16, 2016 01:42 PM
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I never go anywhere without my frosting bag.
Posted by: Pastor Jordan Brown at May 16, 2016 01:45 PM (pMGkg)
....Squatty Potty.
I'M. GOING. TO. KILL. MYSELF. NOW.
Posted by: Max Bialystock at May 16, 2016 01:45 PM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: Hate cake at May 16, 2016 01:45 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2016 01:42 PM (1ZOkK)
Lavender frosting of course. And just think of what you could do with corn nut decorations on a gay cake.
Posted by: Donna and V. (missing the ampersands) at May 16, 2016 01:45 PM (u0lmX)
There needs to be consequences. And hang the idea that he doesn't have enough money or status to make a lawsuit worthwhile. His name should be made into a verb that describes what happens when you make up shit with the intent to push a political agenda.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at May 16, 2016 01:46 PM (eytER)
Posted by: lauren at May 16, 2016 01:46 PM (DPhwq)
Posted by: tu3031 at May 16, 2016 01:46 PM (YFFpo)
___
We like cake. Cake, pot, and rape.
But mostly rape.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 16, 2016 01:46 PM (pibXr)
... who has a dream cake? What kind of person sits around and thinks up their ideal cake? That's just... bizarre.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 16, 2016 01:47 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: dfbaskwill at May 16, 2016 01:47 PM (zllbf)
Posted by: Hillary! at May 16, 2016 01:47 PM (1BQGO)
Ace, it's becoming a major society-wide problem. How much stupidity goes on on a daily basis from people trying to 'go viral'? Stunts, hoaxes, scams, and simple exhibitionism.
Posted by: Max Bialystock at May 16, 2016 01:47 PM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 16, 2016 01:47 PM (O0lVq)
Posted by: shillelagh at May 16, 2016 01:47 PM (L3vVL)
And while I'm at it, rapists and pedophiles need to be BRANDED so we can see them coming. I mean rapist rapists - not the poor college kid who hooked up with some drunken chick and then found out his life was ruined when she boo-hooed about date rape to get some drama going in her pathetic life. - HEY. We should brand those lying bitches, too! I've got many irons in the fire!
Posted by: kathysaysso at May 16, 2016 01:47 PM (43OZ6)
You shut your whore mouth!
Posted by: Bridezillas at May 16, 2016 01:47 PM (XkVXQ)
At least those girls in Albany are getting charged.
Oh and it appears that the big "hate crime" at Clemson was a hoax. What other conclusion is there to draw when the school made a huge stink about how whoever hung the bananas off the poster would be disciplined but is now refusing to say anything other than yeah we know who did it and hmmm what discipline, charges, lalalalala can't hear you.
Posted by: alexthechick - Banderette at May 16, 2016 01:47 PM (mf5HN)
He'll be the toast of the SJW cocktail circuit still, because of "raising awareness" and so on.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 16, 2016 01:43 PM (39g3+)
And later he'll walk back his recantation, and hint darkly at sinister forces who made him recant, but (wink, nudge) ...
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 16, 2016 01:47 PM (oKE6c)
I bet WF has security film showing what was written on the cake.
Posted by: Meremortal at May 16, 2016 01:47 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Carl Sagan at May 16, 2016 01:48 PM (67yWM)
Posted by: MTF at May 16, 2016 01:43 PM (/m8T6)
This asshole gets to scamper away, and the Little Sisters of the Poor are STILL being dragged through court.
Posted by: Hate cake at May 16, 2016 01:48 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 16, 2016 01:48 PM (hqZPQ)
Brides I guess?
Posted by: lauren at May 16, 2016 01:48 PM (DPhwq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2016 01:42 PM (1ZOkK)
Lavender frosting of course. And just think of what you could do with corn nut decorations on a gay cake.
Posted by: Donna and V. (missing the ampersands) at May 16, 2016 01:45 PM (u0lmX)
Or a corn cob.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 16, 2016 01:48 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Tilikum AKAW at May 16, 2016 01:48 PM (m3iiU)
Yup
Posted by: American Pie at May 16, 2016 01:48 PM (ptqRm)
***
The problem is that this really needs to be a criminal penalty.
Send hate-hoaxers to pound me in the non-CIS hole jail and they'll stop hoaxing.
Until then...why not?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2016 01:48 PM (pibXr)
See, it doesn't matter who wrote that on his cake.
It matters that the word exists in this heteronormative patriarchal world.
Really his tears are indicative of the struggle faced by every LGQTBCHDTJDU person in this country,
Posted by: Tumblr at May 16, 2016 01:48 PM (MJuTN)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 16, 2016 01:48 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Damiano at May 16, 2016 01:48 PM (71OEY)
Posted by: dfbaskwill at May 16, 2016 01:48 PM (zllbf)
Posted by: garrett at May 16, 2016 01:49 PM (UeYhU)
Posted by: dfbaskwill at May 16, 2016 01:47 PM (zllbf)
I've been studying this phenomenon for some time. It's a real epidemic.
Want to see my pie charts?
Posted by: BurtTC at May 16, 2016 01:49 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: dfbaskwill at May 16, 2016 01:47 PM (zllbf)
Now that's offensive right there! You'll be hearing from our lawyers!
Posted by: Pastry-American Action Committee at May 16, 2016 01:49 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 16, 2016 01:49 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: General Zod at May 16, 2016 01:50 PM (Bdeb0)
To this point only a handle full of people have been punished, and even then only the dumbest and most egregious. And the benefits can truly change your life, like say Anita Hill...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2016 01:42 PM (pibXr)
____
Yep.
The risk / reward calculation is very heavy on the reward side.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 16, 2016 01:50 PM (0LHZx)
So, what's the difference???
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 16, 2016 01:50 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 16, 2016 01:50 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: The American Action Front for Cakes and Pastries at May 16, 2016 01:50 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: tu3031 at May 16, 2016 01:50 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: garrett at May 16, 2016 01:49 PM (UeYhU)
LOL
Posted by: Optimizer at May 16, 2016 01:50 PM (jPHi7)
Posted by: lauren at May 16, 2016 01:46 PM (DPhwq)
"Love Wins
Underneat That
Fag"
Posted by: josephistan at May 16, 2016 01:51 PM (7HtZB)
Instead, Sharpton got rich and powerful off a SJW hoax.
Posted by: Benji Carver at May 16, 2016 01:51 PM (OD2ni)
That just shows how deeply ingrained, how much oppression is, ahem, baked into the cake of America. It drives the oppressed to oppress themselves
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at May 16, 2016 01:51 PM (eytER)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 16, 2016 01:51 PM (p0mJ8)
He dismissed the lawsuit because Whole Foods is counter suing him and about take everything. To paraphrase the late Richard Prior; "you got any dreams n***ga 'cause we want them too".
Can the employee he accused sue him, too? Because if it were me, I'd make sure that by the time I was finished, his only "church" would be a urine-soaked, feculent, smegma-spattered, roach-infested refrigerator box wedged under the interstate.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 16, 2016 01:51 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2016 01:51 PM (1ZOkK)
The same people who drop $15-50K on their dream wedding dress?
Watch "Say Yes to the Dress" on TLC some time --- it's wild.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 16, 2016 01:51 PM (NOIQH)
70 Twinkies are unsafe, because every adolescent boy ever has used it to demonstrate ejaculation to girls
Um... sure. Happened all the time.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 16, 2016 01:51 PM (BK3ZS)
I had a SJW scold me for saying "transgendered individual" and not "transgender individual", because fuck English.
Posted by: lauren at May 16, 2016 01:51 PM (DPhwq)
Posted by: Max Bialystock at May 16, 2016 01:51 PM (Mt8T4)
H8r!
Posted by: The People's Liberation Front For Frosted Cakes at May 16, 2016 01:52 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Hate cake at May 16, 2016 01:48 PM (326rv)
Due to the lack of Scalia their case has been sent back to the lower courts. Evidently it is not ripe yet, meaning that 4 justices now don't support hearing it.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 16, 2016 01:52 PM (vvmPQ)
Don't listen to those chumps.
Posted by: American League of Pastry Action Committee Activists at May 16, 2016 01:52 PM (pibXr)
Posted by: joe
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False but accurate
Posted by: Chi at May 16, 2016 01:52 PM (A65Sb)
Two Words: "Michelle Fields"
Or is that four words?...
Posted by: Optimizer at May 16, 2016 01:52 PM (jPHi7)
... who has a dream cake? What kind of person sits around and thinks up their ideal cake? That's just... bizarre.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 16, 2016 01:47 PM (39g3+)
Hi, have we met?
Posted by: America, Post 2008 at May 16, 2016 01:52 PM (7HtZB)
... who has a dream cake? What kind of person sits around and thinks up their ideal cake? That's just... bizarre.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 16, 2016 01:47 PM (39g3+)
____
There's a TV show where people build a dream shed too. Call me old fashioned, but my dream shed is one that I can put shit into, close the door. The end.
So why not a dream cake?
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 16, 2016 01:53 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 16, 2016 01:53 PM (OcD4G)
Posted by: nckate at May 16, 2016 01:53 PM (bi3cd)
Posted by: Hillary! at May 16, 2016 01:53 PM (XkVXQ)
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at May 16, 2016 01:53 PM (27KAF)
"
Me personally? No. I wanted to elope but got talked into a small ceremony. My cake was from Kroger.
Some people though reallllly care about the cake.
Posted by: lauren at May 16, 2016 01:53 PM (DPhwq)
Posted by: Jay Guevara"
Haven Monahan wrote Fag on the cake!
Posted by: Sabrina Rubin-Erdely at May 16, 2016 01:53 PM (OD2ni)
If Whole Foods is publicly traded, they should be able to collect the price differentiation in their stock pre/post hoax. And if the "guy" can't pay it off, he should be forced to work it off.
By baking and decorating cakes.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 16, 2016 01:54 PM (SeD0w)
Bite me.
Wait one....don't.
Posted by: Hate cake at May 16, 2016 01:54 PM (326rv)
Don't listen to those chumps.
Posted by: American League of Pastry Action Committee Activists at May 16, 2016 01:52 PM (pibXr)
You're both sellouts!
Posted by: Frosting Now! at May 16, 2016 01:54 PM (oKE6c)
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So...saying "That's a MAN BABY" is no longer kosher?
Posted by: Austin Powers at May 16, 2016 01:54 PM (pibXr)
"Place looks as cursed as the back side of the moon," Trump mutters, the Golden Scalp Weasel chittering its agreement.
Trump calls a halt as a line of warriors form up across the highway.
"Halt, vile Trump Tyrant!" one shouts. "We are the Knights who say NeverTrump and it is our Holy Crusade to stop you."
Trump walks to the front of the RV and looks over the band, their battle line bedraggled and in disarray. "Kristol, your clowns couldn't stop me when I had to handle all of those candidates, what're you going to do now?"
"I am not a clown" Rick Wilson yells, I am a consultant and campaign strategist and have never been defenestrated by an English Monarch."
"You're just in it to save your phoney-baloney jobs, I didn't need you and I still won."
"You called me short!" squeaks another.
"Who said that?" Trump looks through a telescope. "Oh, it's little Mario."
"I am not little, I just have to finish my growth."
"You're over forty pee-wee - look Kristol, disband your Knights who say "I gotta pee" and get out of my way."
"Our leader is on speaker phone and he'll tell you what to do - General?"
A voice comes out of the phone "God-blast it all, Kristol! I told you I'm not interested! You lot of pussified pundits and politicos can take what's coming to you - you all aren't worth one Marine getting a hangnail! Now how did you get this number, you..."
Kristol hangs up "There's a little problem with cell reception...."
Trump sits back down in his throne and presses a button on the left armrest. Spikes grow from the spinner rims as a deadly sharp plow appears on the front of the RV.
The loudspeakers carry across the quaking ranks of the Knights of NeverTrump, the Donald saying "None of you will ever work for the RNC again," as the Golden Scalp Weasel begins to sing "Ride of the Valkyrie".
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Let The Outrage Outlet Cater Your Graduate's Pity Party! at May 16, 2016 01:54 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at May 16, 2016 01:54 PM (tM4uk)
By baking and decorating cakes.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin
You do NOT want to know what the ingredients were for the rewrite.
Posted by: Hate cake at May 16, 2016 01:55 PM (326rv)
Posted by: garrett at May 16, 2016 01:55 PM (UeYhU)
Posted by: lauren at May 16, 2016 01:46 PM (DPhwq)
There was a reason Sam Wall made sure Wally Mart would fight every lawsuit. When was the last time you heard of Walmart being sued?
Posted by: rd at May 16, 2016 01:55 PM (v0YLX)
http://www.churchofopendoors.org
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2016 01:55 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 16, 2016 01:55 PM (O0lVq)
Posted by: josephistan at May 16, 2016 01:55 PM (7HtZB)
Also, the wedding parties have several days of pre-wedding parties and trips.
I've attended a few of these weddings, and another one is coming up in up-state NY this summer.
So many entitled, selfish young people. And I do blame the idiot parents.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2016 01:55 PM (1ZOkK)
... who has a dream cake?
***
Does it count if the dream is more about who is bringing the cake to you?
Where oh where have both cake girl, and tri-horn hat girl gone?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2016 01:55 PM (pibXr)
The bigotry has gone undergorund and it's hidden.
Such things must be done to show how bad it secretly is...yeah, that's the ticket.
Posted by: Tilikum AKAW at May 16, 2016 01:55 PM (m3iiU)
>By baking and decorating cakes.
...or filling pastries.
Posted by: garrett at May 16, 2016 01:55 PM (UeYhU)
Posted by: Joe Plame-Wilson at May 16, 2016 01:56 PM (TOk1P)
Comrades, your motives are not pure enough, you should join us!!
Posted by: United Liberation Front For Activist Bakers and Pastry Chefs at May 16, 2016 01:56 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at May 16, 2016 01:56 PM (Kucy5)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 16, 2016 01:56 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Hate cake at May 16, 2016 01:56 PM (326rv)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2016 01:57 PM (pibXr)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 16, 2016 01:55 PM (O0lVq)
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It's not so much they won't believe it, it's just hat they will never hear about it. Everyone reads the headline, nobody reads the retraction on p.37. So for most people when they think Whole Foods and cake they'll remember something about a gay guy getting hated on.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 16, 2016 01:57 PM (0LHZx)
Who WAS it that REALLY wrote those words on her cake!?!
Who was it HATEFUL towards!!?!!
OBVIOUSLY, these are VERY important questions!!
Posted by: Optimizer at May 16, 2016 01:57 PM (jPHi7)
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So...saying "That's a MAN BABY" is no longer kosher?"
How about trans-testicle? Ohhhh.
Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at May 16, 2016 01:57 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 16, 2016 01:47 PM (39g3+)
I am sure that when she is not screaming at people, trigglypuff devotes some time to sitting around thinking about cake. And also eating cake. She has a cake ideal in her head, but if that is unavailable any old cake will do.
Posted by: Donna and V. (missing the ampersands) at May 16, 2016 01:57 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 16, 2016 01:57 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: alexthechick - fagette at May 16, 2016 01:57 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 16, 2016 01:57 PM (0O7c5)
"
Yep. Like why am I buying you a blender? Y'all bought your own blender 2 years ago.
Posted by: lauren at May 16, 2016 01:57 PM (DPhwq)
How much is scream proof sound insulation for such a shed?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Harry Reid at May 16, 2016 01:58 PM (S4vWR)
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I always loved sheet cake.
Posted by: Robert Byrd at May 16, 2016 01:58 PM (pibXr)
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What real issues would those be?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 16, 2016 01:58 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: IP at May 16, 2016 01:58 PM (aQQbl)
Posted by: Dr. Lexus at May 16, 2016 01:58 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 16, 2016 01:57 PM (0LHZx)
Except nobody is going to believe that Whole Foods, of all the businesses in the country, has a hate on for gays.
Posted by: Donna and V. (missing the ampersands) at May 16, 2016 01:58 PM (u0lmX)
I think the guy would have noticed if seal on the box changed or have seen the word at the store, so, yeah, I think it's reasonable to believe he did.
If you want to discourage hoaxes, don't let him get off this easy.
Posted by: AD at May 16, 2016 01:58 PM (VtV1E)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2016 01:51 PM (1ZOkK)
I know, right?
Posted by: alexthechick - fagette
ladies please; the line forms....here.
Posted by: Hate cake at May 16, 2016 01:59 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2016 01:59 PM (S7Ede)
Posted by: Gang of Cakes Out For No Good at May 16, 2016 01:59 PM (zllbf)
Posted by: mallflowe at May 16, 2016 01:59 PM (qSIlh)
Everyone knows the wedding isn't about the bride, its about the Bride's mother.
It just makes me shake my head when the girl wears white and fluffy lace though. Just go to a justice of the peace, clearly marriage means nothing to you.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 16, 2016 01:59 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: angela urkel at May 16, 2016 01:59 PM (wF15t)
Like how boys get mad at me when we get to third base?
Posted by: Claire "Transgirl" at May 16, 2016 01:59 PM (pibXr)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 16, 2016 01:59 PM (NeFrd)
Hit men are cheaper than lawyers. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2016 01:59 PM (S7Ede)
except when the are undercover officers.......
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 16, 2016 01:59 PM (0O7c5)
You might as well count these people as believing in Aliens, "ChemTrails", Elvis sightings, Bigfoot and that the Bilderberg Group secretly controls the world.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 16, 2016 01:55 PM (O0lVq)
I'll have you know that my 1994 photo of Elvis eating a waffle at a Fresno IHOP is TOTES genuine.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 16, 2016 02:00 PM (o98Jz)
'Given Mr. Brown's apology and public admission that his story was a complete fabrication, we see no reason to move forward with our counter suit to defend the integrity of our brand and team members,' Whole Foods' statement reads.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 16, 2016 02:00 PM (mEZce)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2016 01:51 PM (1ZOkK)
I know, right?
Posted by: alexthechick
You said it!
- Chris Christie, Michael Moore, and TriggerlyPuff
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 16, 2016 02:00 PM (Nwg0u)
Also, the wedding parties have several days of pre-wedding parties and trips.
I've attended a few of these weddings, and another one is coming up in up-state NY this summer.
So many entitled, selfish young people. And I do blame the idiot parents.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2016 01:55 PM (1ZOkK)
______
HA! I'm going to one this summer too.
My wife's BFF from college got married a while back. Word on the street was the wedding was $75K. The parents chipped in about $40K of that and the bridge/groom paid the rest. $35K for a weekend party basically. Fun party though, at least from what I can remember of it.
They were divorced in 3 years and the kicker was, they still hadn't paid off the wedding.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 16, 2016 02:00 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 16, 2016 02:00 PM (4ErVI)
been living together for several years, and the brides' parents have to
pony up thousands for the princesses' Dream Weddings.
Also, the wedding parties have several days of pre-wedding parties and trips.
I've attended a few of these weddings, and another one is coming up in up-state NY this summer.
So many entitled, selfish young people. And I do blame the idiot parents.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2016 01:55 PM (1ZOkK)
It'd be a lot more honest if we went away from the custom of white wedding dresses.
Posted by: Ramsay Bolton at May 16, 2016 02:00 PM (LUG6K)
Chemtrails are going to turn us all into fags. With a craving for cake.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 16, 2016 02:01 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Hate cake at May 16, 2016 02:01 PM (326rv)
Posted by: garrett at May 16, 2016 01:55 PM (UeYhU)
I can write in cursive with whipped cream.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Let The Outrage Outlet Cater Your Graduate's Pity Party! at May 16, 2016 02:01 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist a"
He can only dismiss his won claim, not the counterclaim. But someone mentioned upthread that WF also dismissed the counterclaim so the apologiy was likely part of the settlement agreement.
Posted by: Benji Carver at May 16, 2016 02:01 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: IP at May 16, 2016 01:58 PM (aQQbl)
*****
Wow, I just noticed what you get if you spell your nickname backwards!!! Mind blown.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 16, 2016 02:01 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Hillary! at May 16, 2016 02:01 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 16, 2016 02:02 PM (R8ea6)
Posted by: JEM at May 16, 2016 02:02 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: MTF at May 16, 2016 01:44 PM (/m8T6)
They can't do pies because pi is math, doncha know?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2016 02:02 PM (S7Ede)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 16, 2016 02:02 PM (BK3ZS)
Also, the wedding parties have several days of pre-wedding parties and trips.
I've attended a few of these weddings, and another one is coming up in up-state NY this summer.
So many entitled, selfish young people. And I do blame the idiot parents.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2016 01:55 PM (1ZOkK)
Wait, it gets worse. An acquaintance of mine just did all this at no small expense for his daughter - and she's the groom.
I thought about sending them a top of the line turkey baster, because I'm a giver.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 16, 2016 02:02 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Hate cake at May 16, 2016 01:59 PM (326rv)
That reminds me, I need to check to see when peach Hate Shakes will be back.
Posted by: alexthechick - fagette at May 16, 2016 02:02 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 16, 2016 02:02 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Roger Daltrey at May 16, 2016 02:03 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Hate cake at May 16, 2016 02:01 PM (326rv)
TONIGHT WE DINE IN HATE!
SJWs PREPARE FOR GLUTTONY!
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at May 16, 2016 02:03 PM (pibXr)
But I guess that's the mindset of today's generation. I get what I want, and somebody else pays for it. Feel the Bern.
Posted by: Moki at May 16, 2016 02:03 PM (ezHMO)
Wait, it gets worse. An acquaintance of mine just did all this at no small expense for his daughter - and she's the groom.
I thought about sending them a top of the line turkey baster, because I'm a giver.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 16, 2016 02:02 PM (oKE6c)
A liberal acquaintance, I must add, probably unnecessarily.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 16, 2016 02:03 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: alexthechick - fagette at May 16, 2016 02:02 PM (mf5HN)
I don't think they're down here yet. I do keep checking.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2016 02:03 PM (1ZOkK)
Also, the wedding parties have several days of pre-wedding parties and trips.
I've attended a few of these weddings, and another one is coming up in up-state NY this summer.
So many entitled, selfish young people. And I do blame the idiot parents.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2016 01:55 PM (1ZOkK)
Wait, it gets worse. An acquaintance of mine just did all this at no small expense for his daughter - and she's the groom.
I thought about sending them a top of the line turkey baster, because I'm a giver.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 16, 2016 02:02 PM (oKE6c)
How about one of those gold dildos Gwyneth of the steamed hoo-ha was promoting?
Posted by: Insomniac at May 16, 2016 02:03 PM (0mRoj)
They were divorced in 3 years and the kicker was, they still hadn't paid off the wedding.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 16, 2016 02:00 PM (0LHZx)
That's usually the case - the bigger & more lavish the wedding, the less likely the marriage will work out.
Posted by: josephistan at May 16, 2016 02:04 PM (7HtZB)
Personally, I like
3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971...
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 16, 2016 02:04 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: RKae at May 16, 2016 02:04 PM (rHSaG)
Like how boys get mad at me when we get to third base?
Nobody plays baseball any more. Its soccer: you have the goal and lots of milling around trying to get to it.
Posted by: Roger Daltrey at May 16, 2016 02:04 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2016 02:04 PM (ptqRm)
(chuckles)
But help me out here. Is the "General" Lindsay Graham? I'm trying to think of a Republican who isn't too "pussified" to say "pussified".
Posted by: Optimizer at May 16, 2016 02:04 PM (jPHi7)
Nope. No motive here.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 16, 2016 02:04 PM (mEZce)
***
The decadent decline of western society is on line 1.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2016 02:04 PM (pibXr)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 16, 2016 02:03 PM (0mRoj)
Gwynnie is selling the gold dildo for $15,000. Kinda pricey wedding gift.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2016 02:04 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Let The Outrage Outlet Cater Your Graduate's Pity Party! at May 16, 2016 02:01 PM (hLRSq)
What do it say?
Posted by: Rachel Jeantel at May 16, 2016 02:05 PM (oKE6c)
* hic *
* throws up on desk *
Posted by: Travis County DA Rosemary Lehmberg at May 16, 2016 02:05 PM (Kl1Y6)
Posted by: Donna and V. (missing the ampersands) at May 16, 2016 02:05 PM (u0lmX)
My wife's BFF from college got married a while back. Word on the street
was the wedding was $75K. The parents chipped in about $40K of that and
the bridge/groom paid the rest. $35K for a weekend party basically. Fun
party though, at least from what I can remember of it.
They were divorced in 3 years and the kicker was, they still hadn't paid off the wedding.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 16, 2016 02:00 PM (0LHZx)
That's usually the case - the bigger more lavish the wedding, the less likely the marriage will work out.
Posted by: josephistan at May 16, 2016 02:04 PM (7HtZB)
i wonder if they registered for gifts for the divorce.......
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 16, 2016 02:05 PM (0O7c5)
Can we add the First Wookie claiming she knows what it's like to be discriminated against?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 16, 2016 02:05 PM (SeD0w)
Posted by: CrustyB at May 16, 2016 02:05 PM (GvSpB)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 16, 2016 02:05 PM (BK3ZS)
* hic *
* throws up on desk *
Posted by: Travis County DA Rosemary Lehmberg
Was it someone you ate?
Posted by: Hate cake at May 16, 2016 02:05 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 16, 2016 02:01 PM (0mRoj)
I like you, Stuart. You're not like the other people here in the trailer park. You know what the queers are doing to our soil!
Posted by: Dead Milkmen at May 16, 2016 02:05 PM (7HtZB)
He left out apologizing to God.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2016 02:05 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: lauren at May 16, 2016 02:06 PM (DPhwq)
rape hoaxer...mattress girl......
Can we add the First Wookie claiming she knows what it's like to be discriminated against?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 16, 2016 02:05 PM (SeD0w)
absolutely......there are millions of examples.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 16, 2016 02:06 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Optimizer at May 16, 2016 02:04 PM (jPHi7)
Marine General James Mattis, whose name keeps cropping up even though he keeps saying "NO."
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Let The Outrage Outlet Cater Your Graduate's Pity Party! at May 16, 2016 02:06 PM (hLRSq)
*runs away*
Posted by: Donna and V. (missing the ampersands)
No, but I have nuts...Lots and lots of nuts.
Any takers ladies?
Posted by: Hate cake at May 16, 2016 02:06 PM (326rv)
****
So THAT's where bastered children come from.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 16, 2016 02:07 PM (NeFrd)
I just want a burrow owl
Posted by: Stuart at May 16, 2016 02:07 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: lauren at May 16, 2016 02:06 PM (DPhwq)
Give them something used.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 16, 2016 02:07 PM (0mRoj)
It must have cost $500K minimum. All paid for by the bride's parents and grandparents. Then again $500K for them is like $5K for me. The grandparents are from serious OOOOLLLLDD San Francisco money.
I secretly hope this woman gets divorced and re-married so I can attend one of these shindigs again.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 16, 2016 02:07 PM (0LHZx)
So what's the etiquette on gifts for second weddings?
Posted by: lauren at May 16, 2016 02:06 PM (DPhwq)
Or third or fourth?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2016 02:07 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 16, 2016 02:07 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Clue at May 16, 2016 02:07 PM (nFwvY)
Let's get back to business.
...
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2016 02:04 PM (ptqRm)
WTH!?! The business of this thread is cake! Did we GET our cake yet? America ain't gonna get great again without cake!! Just sayin'.
Posted by: Optimizer at May 16, 2016 02:07 PM (jPHi7)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2016 02:04 PM (1ZOkK)
Well, that way you know she'll be coming into money....
I'll show myself out.
Posted by: josephistan at May 16, 2016 02:07 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 16, 2016 02:08 PM (rbtA4)
I doubt he thinks he needs to apologize to himself.
Oh, right, I see what you're saying.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 16, 2016 02:08 PM (39g3+)
* hic *
* throws up on desk *
Posted by: Travis County DA Rosemary Lehmberg
----
"Don't worry about the faggot. I'll take care of the faggot." - Bald-Headed John, king of the plookers.
Posted by: RKae at May 16, 2016 02:08 PM (rHSaG)
Well, it was at a 'Stop the Violence' community event at Aline McWhite Park!
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 16, 2016 02:08 PM (wYnyS)
the bridge/groom paid the rest. $35K for a weekend party basically. Fun party though, at least from what I can remember of it.
They were divorced in 3 years and the kicker was, they still hadn't paid off the wedding.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 16, 2016 02:00 PM (0LHZx)"
Yes, but your wife's BFF gave Paolo many expensive gifts.
Posted by: Paolo at May 16, 2016 02:08 PM (OD2ni)
He left out apologizing to God.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2016 02:05 PM (w4NZ
Also why does the attorney get an apology? "Sorry, my stupid-ass plan didn't get you a huge payoff"?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 16, 2016 02:08 PM (34w2E)
The "IP" nic goes way back to 5 race car guys, a tech official, and a black lab,
all getting drunk in a bar one rainy afternoon.
Posted by: IP at May 16, 2016 02:08 PM (aQQbl)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 16, 2016 02:08 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 16, 2016 02:00 PM (0LHZx)
And with that sort of financial acumen, they should be handling the nation's finances.
Who the hell borrows $75 K for consumption? Are they crazy?
Posted by: Rachel Jeantel at May 16, 2016 02:09 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 16, 2016 02:09 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 16, 2016 02:09 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 16, 2016 02:09 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 16, 2016 02:09 PM (39g3+)
So what's the etiquette on gifts for second weddings?
Posted by: lauren at May 16, 2016 02:06 PM (DPhwq)
Re-gift something. Really! I mean, why not?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 16, 2016 02:09 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: lauren at May 16, 2016 02:06 PM (DPhwq)
Give them something used.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 16, 2016 02:07 PM (0mRoj)
That's how you get the gold dildo at a better price.
Posted by: josephistan at May 16, 2016 02:10 PM (7HtZB)
LOL.
I guess for taking up the lawyers time for a case based on a lie?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2016 02:10 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 16, 2016 02:10 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
---
Why are you so homohoaxophobic?
(That's the word that's more likely to be created.)
Posted by: RKae at May 16, 2016 02:10 PM (rHSaG)
It's time to add Munchausen Syndrome (Social Justice Warrior type) to the DSM psychiatric manual.
-----------------
To be precise, Munchausen by proxy.
Plain old Munchausen is when you do it to yourself, not some innocent other whose suffering you then ostentatiously relieve.
Posted by: iforgot at May 16, 2016 02:10 PM (pC96u)
212
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So what's the etiquette on gifts for second weddings?
Posted by: lauren at May 16, 2016 02:06 PM (DPhwq)
Or third or fourth?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2016 02:07 PM
---------------------------
FYI: We offer gift certicates.
Posted by: Divorce Lawyers R Us at May 16, 2016 02:10 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Rachel Jeantel at May 16, 2016 02:09 PM (oKE6c)
____
They only borrowed $35K, the rest was funded by the parents. But still stupid.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 16, 2016 02:10 PM (0LHZx)
Yeah, my little brothers "friend" named him Best Man for a destination wedding in Jamaica, at a pricey resort. Little bro was in no shape to pay for a trip to Jamaica. It ended their friendship. His buddy thought he should make a loan to pay for his wedding on the beach.
I seriously doubt he's still married.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 16, 2016 02:11 PM (SeD0w)
See, people we say are right wingers do it too!
Posted by: mallflower Social Juicebar Worrier at May 16, 2016 02:11 PM (qSIlh)
Unemployed cake decorators by the thousands will be reduced to living in old vans down by the river.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2016 02:11 PM (/xPBi)
Whole Foods should keep suing him.
Posted by: rd at May 16, 2016 01:36 PM (v0YLX)
For sure! And maybe a flogging in the town square.
Posted by: goon at May 16, 2016 02:11 PM (WCaSy)
Posted by: lauren at May 16, 2016 02:11 PM (DPhwq)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 16, 2016 02:11 PM (X6fMO)
And she insists on wearing white!
Virgin, bitch please.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2016 02:11 PM (ckrhB)
Posted by: Michelle Obama at May 16, 2016 02:11 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 16, 2016 02:12 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: angela urkel at May 16, 2016 02:12 PM (wF15t)
Is "shacking up" considered passe?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2016 02:12 PM (1ZOkK)
Best wedding I attended: setting overlooking the ocean near Carmel, CA.
About a gazilliion flowers. Somewhere around 300 guests. Open bar with
nothing but the good stuff available. Oh and all the members of the
wedding party and guests (ie my wife and me) put up for 4 nights at the
resort which was probably $500/night per room or something ridiculous,
dinners, rounds of golf, you name it.
It must have cost $500K minimum. All paid for by the bride's parents
and grandparents. Then again $500K for them is like $5K for me. The
grandparents are from serious OOOOLLLLDD San Francisco money.
I secretly hope this woman gets divorced and re-married so I can attend one of these shindigs again.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 16, 2016 02:07 PM (0LHZx)
seriously, i went to this wedding....they did get divorced after having children.....the groom was ghey.....we all knew it......he pretended otherwise.....it was a beautiful wedding though.....the guy he was buggering was there, he was the best man.....wore make up.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 16, 2016 02:12 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: lauren at May 16, 2016 02:06 PM (DPhwq)
A couple I know got REMARRIED after getting divorced...
Fairly big ceremony...
Presents were expected AGAIN...
I declined the invitation....
Posted by: Don Quixote at May 16, 2016 02:12 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: josephistan at May 16, 2016 02:04 PM (7HtZB)
I went to school with a girl who was knocked up by her college boyfriend at the end of junior year. They married during the fall semester of their senior year, when she was about 5 months preggers. Justice of the Peace followed by a dinner in her uncle's very modest restaurant. Back to class on Monday.
We all gave it 2 years tops.
I lost touch with her but ran into her a few months ago. They are still married and had 4 more kids after that first one.
You never know....
Posted by: Donna and V. (missing the ampersands) at May 16, 2016 02:12 PM (u0lmX)
And she insists on wearing white!
Virgin, bitch please.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2016 02:11 PM (ckrhB)
___
One that one day she can identify as a virgin. Or a man. Or a virgin man.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 16, 2016 02:12 PM (0LHZx)
Fuck this administration to hell
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 16, 2016 02:12 PM (mEZce)
Posted by: lauren at May 16, 2016 02:06 PM (DPhwq)
Give them something used.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 16, 2016 02:07 PM (0mRoj)
A collection of her underwear from all of the groomsmen who used to date her is considered both personal and thought-provoking for the new groom.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Let The Outrage Outlet Cater Your Graduate's Pity Party! at May 16, 2016 02:13 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 16, 2016 02:10 PM (0LHZx)
OK, but they borrowed enough that they couldn't pay it off in three years, so it was still insane IMO.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 16, 2016 02:13 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Chik-fil-A at May 16, 2016 02:13 PM (u9OP6)
Posted by: lauren"
Good question. I do not think cash would be an appropriate gift, but I don't know. FWIW, my brother is getting married this summer. Second for both and he explicitly stated "no gifts" in his invitation (sent by email.)
Posted by: Benji Carver at May 16, 2016 02:13 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: angela urkel
----
Fred Phelps was a hoax, too. He was an anti-Christian zealot performing guerrilla street theater, acting out what he was ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN was going on in the minds of all Christians.
Posted by: RKae at May 16, 2016 02:13 PM (rHSaG)
maybe the next stimulus should include free weddings... someone get Sanders on the phone, I have a suggestion for him
Posted by: mallflower Social Juicebar Worrier at May 16, 2016 02:14 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: CrustyB at May 16, 2016 02:14 PM (GvSpB)
Judge Sharkman making his ruling on the plaintiff's motion to dismiss his case:
"Sure thing, but we're going to have a Rule 11 hearing in one week, and you're going to have to figure out how to talk me out of making the result of that hearing very PUNITIVE, IYKWIMAITYD!"
Posted by: Sharkman at May 16, 2016 02:14 PM (CS7jF)
And she insists on wearing white!
Virgin, bitch please.
Posted by: rickb223
I do. it wasn't my fault!
Posted by: Hate cake at May 16, 2016 02:14 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Cake Fag at May 16, 2016 02:14 PM (BrQrN)
It's time to add Munchausen Syndrome (Social Justice Warrior type) to the DSM psychiatric manual.
-----------------
To be precise, Munchausen by proxy.
Plain old Munchausen is when you do it to yourself, not some innocent other whose suffering you then ostentatiously relieve.
Posted by: iforgot at May 16, 2016 02:10 PM (pC96u)
So.... Victim by Proxy?... actually works...
Posted by: Don Quixote at May 16, 2016 02:14 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2016 02:15 PM (3wHFl)
Virgin, bitch please.
___
When do I get my white wedding?
/SOBs
Posted by: Claire "Transgirl" at May 16, 2016 02:15 PM (pibXr)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 16, 2016 02:15 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 16, 2016 02:15 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 16, 2016 02:16 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 16, 2016 02:16 PM (k4M/B)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 16, 2016 01:54 PM (SeD0w)
Would you knowingly buy a cake baked by a fag working off his penalty for the hoax? I know I wouldn't. Too much chance of unwholesome "additions", IYKWIMAITTYD.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2016 02:16 PM (/xPBi)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 16, 2016 02:15 PM (0O7c5)
White porcelain or white acrylic bathtubs?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 16, 2016 02:17 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 16, 2016 02:12 PM (0O7c5)
______
This couple is still together, 2 kids, they seem happy. But I have a "he turned out to be gay" wedding as well. Again, friend of my wife's married this guy who might as well have had a tattoo on his forehead that said I AM TEH GAY. I didn't really know him, I just showed up to the wedding for the free booze. And when I saw him, I said to my wife (gf back then), wtf, this guy's gay. And she's all, oh no, he's just kind of effeminate, he's a really good guy, blah blah.
Later on in the evening after a few drinks, I started asking the other guests, like WTF, does nobody but me understand this fucking dude is gay? And the peeps I talked to were all "yeah well, maybe kinda, no he's not, really, blah blah".
Guess what happened about 2 years into the marriage?
Some people are just blind to reality I guess.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 16, 2016 02:17 PM (0LHZx)
Fuck this administration to hell
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA
Best part is, they could be lying their asses off. But the credibility of this regime is so shot now, the iranians just might be telling the truth.
The rocky rhodes show is full of win!!
Posted by: Hate cake at May 16, 2016 02:17 PM (326rv)
-
A donation in their name to the Human Fund.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 16, 2016 02:18 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Cake Girl at May 16, 2016 02:18 PM (ZQfW9)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 16, 2016 02:15 PM (0O7c5)
White porcelain or white acrylic bathtubs?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 16, 2016 02:17 PM (BK3ZS)
the porcelain was in their mouths, the acrylic was in her breasts....oh wait, that silicon.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 16, 2016 02:18 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: IP at May 16, 2016 02:18 PM (aQQbl)
He left out apologizing to God.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2016 02:05 PM (w4NZ
Who dat?
Posted by: Pastor Jordan Brown Church of the Open Door Austin TX at May 16, 2016 02:18 PM (v0YLX)
Posted by: mallflower Social Juicebar Worrier at May 16, 2016 02:18 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: goon at May 16, 2016 02:19 PM (WCaSy)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at May 16, 2016 02:19 PM (1BQGO)
-
The Barky Horror Show starring sexually ambiguous Barry Obozo.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 16, 2016 02:20 PM (Nwg0u)
The hell with Ryan and all Ryans everywhere. Yeah, you too, Ryan Reynolds. And you, Jack Ryan.
/sourgrapes
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 16, 2016 02:20 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: goon at May 16, 2016 02:19 PM (WCaSy)
There was this old story..... something about a BOY who cried Wolf...
Posted by: Don Quixote at May 16, 2016 02:20 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 16, 2016 02:20 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2016 01:55 PM (w4NZ
Not every institution that calls itself a "church" has within it the spirit of God, Fenelon. There are frauds out there, established by, and working for the Other Side.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2016 02:20 PM (/xPBi)
Fuck this administration to hell
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA"
Oh be quiet. Mommy said I'm smart and everyone else is dumb.
Posted by: Ben Rhodes at May 16, 2016 02:20 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Billy Idol at May 16, 2016 02:21 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 16, 2016 02:21 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: lauren at May 16, 2016 01:46 PM (DPhwq)
Spot on.
The WalMart in Southpark Meadows is running a close second anymore.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 16, 2016 02:21 PM (M0ddJ)
I wonder if I wrote "FOR NOTHING, BITCH!" on the bottom of the cake, if I could sue the bakery?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2016 02:21 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 16, 2016 02:21 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2016 01:55 PM (w4NZ
Not every institution that calls itself a "church" has within it the spirit of God, Fenelon. There are frauds out there, established by, and working for the Other Side.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2016 02:20 PM (/xPBi)
^This times a brazillion.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 16, 2016 02:21 PM (0mRoj)
Judge Sharkman making his ruling on the plaintiff's motion to dismiss his case:
"Sure thing, but we're going to have a Rule 11 hearing in one week, and you're going to have to figure out how to talk me out of making the result of that hearing very PUNITIVE, IYKWIMAITYD!"
Posted by: Sharkman at May 16, 2016 02:14 PM (CS7jF)
That's why the apology to the lawyer is in there. So that the lawyer can get up there and say "Your Honor, this isn't a Rule 11 violation as my client lied directly to me when I asked him about this."
At least that was what I thought the second I read it.
Posted by: alexthechick - fagette at May 16, 2016 02:22 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 16, 2016 02:22 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Hate cake at May 16, 2016 02:22 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 16, 2016 02:23 PM (Nwg0u)
Is that Randy "Faceplant" Rhoades?
Posted by: Tilikum AKAW at May 16, 2016 02:23 PM (m3iiU)
The Whole Foods owners are way nicer than I am. I'd have sued him into the ground, dragged on the case forever to bankrupt him and keep his name in the papers for weeks, making him even more of an embarrassing laughingstock of an example than he is now.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at May 16, 2016 02:23 PM (Zq8pH)
Asians only get a half aisle.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2016 02:23 PM (ckrhB)
Posted by: @votermom at May 16, 2016 02:23 PM (7lVbc)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 16, 2016 02:23 PM (wmNqn)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 16, 2016 02:22 PM (39g3+)
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and where are THESE women?
Posted by: IP at May 16, 2016 02:23 PM (aQQbl)
I wonder if I wrote "FOR NOTHING, BITCH!" on the bottom of the cake, if I could sue the bakery?
Posted by: Jane D'oh
I do side jobs. Call me.
Posted by: Hate cake at May 16, 2016 02:23 PM (326rv)
Posted by: alexthechick - fagette at May 16, 2016 02:22 PM (mf5HN)
Ah, so the lawyer needs plausible deniability so he doesn't get disbarred. Makes sense.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 16, 2016 02:23 PM (34w2E)
A can of Woolite spray foam carpet cleaner. Hygiene first!
Posted by: torquewrench at May 16, 2016 02:24 PM (noWW6)
Later on in the evening after a few drinks, I started asking the other guests, like WTF, does nobody but me understand this fucking dude is gay? And the peeps I talked to were all "yeah well, maybe kinda, no he's not, really, blah blah".
Guess what happened about 2 years into the marriage?
Some people are just blind to reality I guess.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 16, 2016 02:17 PM (0LHZx)
I went to the wedding of two friends from college, and was sitting at a table with, among others, another friend who's gay, and some couple who were friends of the bride that I hadn't met before. The entire time the husband in the couple kept asking him about the gay life - when did he know he was gay, what kind of men he was into. At the end of the reception, he invited my friend over their house to "crash on the sofa." His wife literally dragged him away by his arm. That was the most awkward wedding experience I've ever had.
Posted by: josephistan at May 16, 2016 02:24 PM (7HtZB)
How does anyone repeat what this fucktard says without blatantly pointing out that he attempted to shake down Whole Foods with fraudulent claims of wrong-doing ? Whole Foods shouldn't have to sue him, there should be criminal repercussions for that kind of thing.
Posted by: deadrody at May 16, 2016 02:25 PM (vJOFB)
Posted by: Barky McFacial at May 16, 2016 02:25 PM (kfcYC)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 16, 2016 02:25 PM (0LHZx)
This dumbass needs to flogged in the rectory for his less than exemplary behavior.
Posted by: Fritz at May 16, 2016 02:25 PM (UzPAd)
Is that Randy "Faceplant" Rhoades?"
Ben Rhodes, the young, smug a-hole that runs US foreign policy.
Last I heard of Randy Rhoades, she was assaulted by John Barlycorn on her way home.
Posted by: Benji Carver at May 16, 2016 02:26 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Puddleglum
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Lots of them around these days. Presbyterians... Episcopalians... Anglicans...
Posted by: RKae at May 16, 2016 02:26 PM (rHSaG)
Posted by: Barack Obama at May 16, 2016 02:26 PM (pibXr)
Churches, like every other institution in the US (ok, western world) are being infiltrated and perverted by progs for their own ends.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 16, 2016 02:27 PM (SeD0w)
Posted by: MTF at May 16, 2016 02:27 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Iblis at May 16, 2016 02:27 PM (9221z)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 16, 2016 02:28 PM (NeFrd)
This dumbass needs to flogged in the rectory for his less than exemplary behavior.
Posted by: Fritz at May 16, 2016 02:25 PM (UzPAd)
He probably enjoys a good flogging in the rectory.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 16, 2016 02:28 PM (0mRoj)
Fuck this administration to hell
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA"
I'm sure Bibi is telling the MOSSAD to do the same ...
Posted by: Jean at May 16, 2016 02:28 PM (Doh4+)
Posted by: Barack Obama
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Or a gay guy marrying a man dressed as a woman, am I right, Barry?
Posted by: RKae at May 16, 2016 02:29 PM (rHSaG)
Posted by: mrp at May 16, 2016 02:29 PM (JBggj)
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That's not gonna curate.
Posted by: RKae at May 16, 2016 02:30 PM (rHSaG)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 16, 2016 02:27 PM (SeD0w)
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This weekend I was in a church (?!??!). I went there for a concert. It was an odd church. There were rainbow flags all over the place. Aside from a small cross in the main room, virtually no sign of Christianity. Oh and the kicker....at the front they had stacks of newspapers of a socialist paper and some Black Power type of leaflet.
And I'm like whoa, this is not what I would have expected from a church.
The concert I went to just rented out the church, it had no affiliation with it. I don't know who runs the church, but man, that was quite an eye opener.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 16, 2016 02:30 PM (0LHZx)
____________________
Oh, you kids and your new language, like we don't get it.
Grams called it "stopping up his squeaker"
Posted by: Gramps at May 16, 2016 02:30 PM (aQQbl)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2016 02:04 PM (1ZOkK)
There will be cheap Chinese knockoffs in gold-anodized aluminum, next week, latest.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2016 02:30 PM (/xPBi)
The whole white dress thing is pretty much meaningless now, sadly. I'm not sure there are any virgin brides on earth any longer. Most women should be up there in a bright red dress that bursts into flames like in Hunger Games.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 16, 2016 02:22 PM (39g3+)
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Thank goodness we can rely on the sexual purity of all grooms.
Posted by: iforgot at May 16, 2016 02:30 PM (pC96u)
This dumbass needs to flogged in the rectory for his less than exemplary behavior.
Posted by: Fritz at May 16, 2016 02:25 PM (UzPAd)
He probably enjoys a good flogging in the rectory.
Posted by: Insomniac
You probably don't wanna know about him taking bats in his belfrey.
Posted by: Hate cake at May 16, 2016 02:31 PM (326rv)
At least that was what I thought the second I read it.
Posted by: alexthechick - fagette at May 16, 2016 02:22 PM (mf5HN)
You're probably right. But if the client signed the complaint attesting that it was true and correct, as some lawyers have their clients do, then Judge Sharkman just might sanction the client with extreme prejudice and let the lawyer walk.
I left you a small token of my esteem in the last thread:
http://tinyurl.com/A-Gift-for-Alex-the-Chick
Posted by: Sharkman at May 16, 2016 02:31 PM (CS7jF)
Posted by: Barack Obama"
Or a straight guy marrying a dyke.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 16, 2016 02:31 PM (OD2ni)
Well in Scotland maybe. Elsewhere it was the set of alternates, in order: if something happens to the groom, the best man steps up to take care of the woman so she's not abandoned without anyone to provide, and he can't, the next guy... and so on.
Bridesmaids are just there to help with all the pre-wedding crap and balance out the groomsmen. And be pretty decorations.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 16, 2016 02:32 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at May 16, 2016 02:32 PM (RD7QR)
Hillary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren on the same ticket?
That ... would ... be ... awesome.
Posted by: mrp at May 16, 2016 02:29 PM (JBggj)
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Which is exactly why it's not gonna happen.
Posted by: iforgot at May 16, 2016 02:33 PM (pC96u)
Ah, but he did admit it...accidentally.
Posted by: OrsonSnow at May 16, 2016 02:33 PM (kv3lz)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 16, 2016 02:32 PM (39g3+)
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And fuck single groomsmen. Or, so I've heard.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 16, 2016 02:33 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 16, 2016 02:34 PM (0mRoj)
had no affiliation with it. I don't know who runs the church, but man,
that was quite an eye opener.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 16, 2016 02:30 PM (0LHZx)
There's a "church" around the corner from us that we call "the Granola Church," because it's full of fruits, nuts, and flakes. They became famous with us years ago, when we were looking for daycare, for telling us that their daycare center has a bunch of HIV+ positive kids, asking us if that was OK with us.
Me: "OK? OK??? Are you out of your f*cking minds??? Of course it's not 'OK.'"
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 16, 2016 02:34 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 16, 2016 02:34 PM (NeFrd)
Virgin, bitch please.
Yeah, but have you seen some of the popular wedding dress styles?
Netting covered corsets (yes, peekabooo bodices), plunging necklines, etc.
Just bing (image search) "Pnina Tornai" and marvel....
Posted by: Lizzy at May 16, 2016 02:34 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: donna at May 16, 2016 02:34 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 16, 2016 02:32 PM (39g3+)
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And fuck single groomsmen. Or, so I've heard.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 16, 2016 02:33 PM (0LHZx)
Also the purview of the bride, in some cases.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 16, 2016 02:35 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: RKae at May 16, 2016 02:26 PM (rHSaG)
Not Anglicans as a whole. Hence the recent excitement within the Anglican Communion.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 16, 2016 02:35 PM (M0ddJ)
Oh, they're sluts too, they just don't have a symbolic, traditional symbol of it in the wedding.
Don't you like how he apologized to his lawyer? I wonder if that helps the lawyer avoid a Rule 11 claim and bar discipline?
I'm sure that was part of why the statement was crafted in this manner, yes.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 16, 2016 02:35 PM (39g3+)
Most women should be up there in a bright red dress that bursts into flames like in Hunger Games.
I have always said that, should Her Imperial Malevolence decide to enter into wedded agony, this should be her gown:
http://goo.gl/893bWM
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 16, 2016 02:35 PM (X6fMO)
Me: "OK? OK??? Are you out of your f*cking minds??? Of course it's not 'OK.'"
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 16, 2016 02:34 PM (oKE6c)
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H8ER!!!!!
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 16, 2016 02:35 PM (0LHZx)
Cause half-assing after you set someone up for mob hatred is the Christian thing to do.
Posted by: Hate cake at May 16, 2016 02:35 PM (326rv)
"322 There is nothing wrong with a gay guy marrying a woman. Nothing.
Posted by: Barack Obama"
Or a straight guy marrying a dyke.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 16, 2016 02:31 PM (OD2ni)
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And every socon. "Gays have the right to marry -- just not each other."
Posted by: iforgot at May 16, 2016 02:35 PM (pC96u)
That ... would ... be ... awesome.
Posted by: mrp at May 16, 2016 02:29 PM (JBggj)
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If she wants another dishrag-dull, preachy, old hag, why not go with Kasich?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 16, 2016 02:35 PM (T/5A0)
I left you a small token of my esteem in the last thread:
http://tinyurl.com/A-Gift-for-Alex-the-Chick
Posted by: Sharkman at May 16, 2016 02:31 PM (CS7jF)
Ohhhhhh thank you.
Yeah, I agree there needs to start being civil, if not criminal, sanctions for this crap.
Look, clients lie to lawyers all the time. All the time. About the stupidest possible crap that will inevitably come out. Though, c'mon, there was no way in hell a Whole Foods in Austin did that. But still.
The upside to all of this is that actual acts of hateful bigotry are so rare that stuff has to be made up so there's that.
Posted by: alexthechick - fagette at May 16, 2016 02:36 PM (mf5HN)
Went to one between two acquaintances who were, er, swingers. But they loved each other, you see, and committed to each other. During the ceremony everyone kept looking at each other trying to calculate the over/under of the marriage lasting. I think the smart money was on six months.
So yeah, the bride met another woman and hit it off so they had a hers/hers/his thing going for a bit (and calm down, morons, the two women in question would make a freight train take a dirt road....), until the two women started paying more attention to each other than him. So the marriage ended and the two women (now known as wymyn) live on a farm with their two big dogs.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at May 16, 2016 02:36 PM (eytER)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 16, 2016 02:36 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 16, 2016 02:36 PM (0LHZx)
the Knights of NeverTrump, the Donald saying "None of you will ever work
for the RNC again," as the Golden Scalp Weasel begins to sing "Ride of
the Valkyrie". Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Let The Outrage Outlet Cater Your Graduate's Pity Party! at May 16, 2016 01:54 PM (hLRSq)
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Ho Yo To Ho! to you too.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 16, 2016 02:37 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 16, 2016 02:34 PM (0mRoj)
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*fistbump*
Once was enough.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at May 16, 2016 02:37 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 16, 2016 02:37 PM (/tuJf)
Guy falls head over heels with a girl who's totally out of his league, but manages to marry him anyway. They do the lame "write your own vows" thing and his is all about how much he loves her for who she is and what he promises to her.
Hers is all about how he makes her feel.
I gave them a year, they made it through 3. She found another dude that made her feel specialer.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 16, 2016 02:38 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 16, 2016 02:22 PM (39g3+)
I used to read Miss Manners, and even years ago she said it's vulgar to correlate the color of a dress with the current state of the bride's internal anatomy, so it's ok for any bride to wear white.
Miss Manners was fun to read, believe it or not. She had a dry sense of humor.
Posted by: stace at May 16, 2016 02:38 PM (ozZau)
Cheeky cunt.
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 16, 2016 02:38 PM (T9Xwy)
Yeah, the double witch ticket......
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Double double toil and trouble.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 16, 2016 02:38 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille"
Paleface Kasich does not add heap diversity like I do. I call him Father Delivered Mail.
Posted by: Elizabeth "woo woo" Warren at May 16, 2016 02:38 PM (OD2ni)
And empty jars of peanut butter all over the place.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 16, 2016 02:38 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 16, 2016 02:36 PM (0LHZx)
I'm the last person in my group of friends to not be married. One of my life's regrets.
Posted by: josephistan at May 16, 2016 02:39 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: The Great Whit Scotsman at May 16, 2016 02:39 PM (iONHu)
Most women should be up there in a bright red dress that bursts into flames like in Hunger Games.
I have always said that, should Her Imperial Malevolence decide to enter into wedded agony, this should be her gown:
http://goo.gl/893bWM
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 16, 2016 02:35 PM (X6fMO)
There's at least twice as much material as there needs to be.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 16, 2016 02:39 PM (0mRoj)
Oh, they're sluts too, they just don't have a symbolic, traditional symbol of it in the wedding.
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'Tis true. No one ever even TRIED to push that much pretense.
Posted by: iforgot at May 16, 2016 02:39 PM (pC96u)
Heteronormative Hate Nachos!!!
Replace your quesadillas with gay-sadillas!
Posted by: wooga at May 16, 2016 02:39 PM (S4vWR)
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at May 16, 2016 02:36 PM (eytER)
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Is that what the kids call dildos these days?
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 16, 2016 02:39 PM (0LHZx)
http://goo.gl/893bWM
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 16, 2016 02:35 PM (X6fMO)
Hell to the yes.
Posted by: alexthechick - fagette at May 16, 2016 02:40 PM (mf5HN)
Everyone living under exactly the same restrictions on marriage is not tyranny. I can't marry my sister, or your wife, or a corpse, or a goat, or a woman who doesn't want to marry me.
None of that is somehow evil and oppressive.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 16, 2016 02:40 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: mrp at May 16, 2016 02:40 PM (JBggj)
The rocky rhodes show is full of win!!
Posted by: Hate cake at May 16, 2016 02:17 PM (326rv)
More fun...
The classified details behind Iran's treatment of several U.S. sailors who were captured by the Islamic Republic during a tense standoff earlier this year are likely to shock the nation, according to one member of the House Armed Services Committee, who disclosed to the Washington Free Beacon that these details are currently being withheld by the Obama administration.
We're Iran's bitch
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 16, 2016 02:41 PM (mEZce)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 16, 2016 02:36 PM (0LHZx)
I'm the last person in my group of friends to not be married. One of my life's regrets.
Posted by: josephistan at May 16, 2016 02:39 PM (7HtZB)
Women. Amirite? Can't live with them. Can't convince the cops that you don't know anything. Hey, anybody have this guy's lawyer's contact info? Since he's got some new free time anyway.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 16, 2016 02:41 PM (34w2E)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 16, 2016 02:34 PM (0mRoj)
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*fistbump*
Once was enough.
Posted by: SMFH
Third time was the charm. If not for the first two, I wouldn't appreciate what I have now. God has his reasons.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2016 02:41 PM (ckrhB)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 16, 2016 02:42 PM (LUG6K)
Went to one between two acquaintances who were, er, swingers. But
they loved each other, you see, and committed to each other. During the
ceremony everyone kept looking at each other trying to calculate the
over/under of the marriage lasting. I think the smart money was on six
months.
OK, here's mine.
Back in grad school a friend married a girl who was legendary for hard partying. She did not consider herself drunk if she could lay on the floor without holding on. At her wedding, she was sitting on another guy's lap when a boob popped out. That was kind of how she (and her friends) rolled.
Fast forward 25 years. Against ALL odds, the two are still together, and we meet in a bar. The wife orders carrot juice, then looks at me and says, "You've really changed."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 16, 2016 02:42 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 16, 2016 02:34 PM (0mRoj)
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*fistbump*
Once was enough.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at May 16, 2016 02:37 PM (rlfds)
Yup. Like putting my hand on the hot stove when I was 5. Only need to learn that lesson just the one time.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 16, 2016 02:42 PM (0mRoj)
Huh. I never made the connection.
What's funny is that the one woman (the former bride) used to be fairly hot until this situation came to a head, as it were. The LGBT lifestyle changed her from a rather attractive, fun, vivacious person into a sour frumpy old grievance-monger.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at May 16, 2016 02:42 PM (eytER)
North of Chicago?
Can't say I could blame her for leaving... just thinking out loud.
Posted by: IP at May 16, 2016 02:42 PM (aQQbl)
Here's a question; the poor person was probably grilled by their coworkers and managers. Did they get dragged through the mud in the media? Were they subjected to police investigation?
Posted by: Hate cake at May 16, 2016 02:43 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 16, 2016 02:43 PM (39g3+)
None of that is somehow evil and oppressive.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 16, 2016 02:40 PM (39g3+)
Except you now live in a world where chalking "Trump" on a sidewalk is taken seriously as an aggression.
Restrictions are for the disfavored class.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 16, 2016 02:43 PM (M0ddJ)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 16, 2016 02:40 PM (39g3+)
Shhhhh! You're giving the Democrats ideas!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 16, 2016 02:43 PM (oKE6c)
LINK (legalinsurrection.com SFW): http://preview.tinyurl.com/chdvtzh
Posted by: mrp at May 16, 2016 02:40 PM (JBggj)
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LOL. For a split second I read that as Indian tops Hillary and thought, oh man this is going to be an ugly photoshop
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 16, 2016 02:43 PM (0LHZx)
North of Chicago?
They should check the Vatican walls for snipers. That woman has a seriously demented hate for the Pope. Any pope, doesn't matter which one.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 16, 2016 02:44 PM (39g3+)
North of Chicago?
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The light's better up there.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 16, 2016 02:45 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: alexthechick - fagette at May 16, 2016 02:40 PM (mf5HN)
Wow, perfect! I'm trying to imagine the bridesmaids dresses to go with that, and then thinking back on the ugly ones i inflicted on my bridesmaids.
Posted by: stace at May 16, 2016 02:45 PM (ozZau)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 16, 2016 02:33 PM (0LHZx)
Also the purview of the bride, in some cases.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 16, 2016 02:35 PM (0mRoj)
Damnit, Insomniac! I KNEW you were at my wedding to my second ex!
Posted by: Sharkman at May 16, 2016 02:46 PM (CS7jF)
Like the movie 27 Dresses.... Some real beauts there....
Posted by: donna at May 16, 2016 02:47 PM (O2RFr)
Here's a question; the poor person was probably grilled by their coworkers and managers. Did they get dragged through the mud in the media? Were they subjected to police investigation?
Possibly reamed in local media.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2016 02:47 PM (ckrhB)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 16, 2016 02:22 PM
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Anywhere from 20-25% of American brides, depending on which study you look at, are virgins--- or at least claim to be so.
So they're rare but not yet extinct.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 16, 2016 02:48 PM (T/5A0)
Well, to be fair, it did last 20+ years, which weren't all bad.
Once I went back into the Army, well, that was the beginning of the end.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at May 16, 2016 02:48 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2016 02:41 PM (ckrhB)
You should buy a Powerball ticket every week.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 16, 2016 02:48 PM (CS7jF)
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at May 16, 2016 02:48 PM (eytER)
Posted by: mrp at May 16, 2016 02:48 PM (JBggj)
North of Chicago?
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The light's better up there.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Golf clap.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2016 02:48 PM (ckrhB)
Posted by: MTF at May 16, 2016 02:49 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 16, 2016 02:33 PM (0LHZx)
Also the purview of the bride, in some cases.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 16, 2016 02:35 PM (0mRoj)
Damnit, Insomniac! I KNEW you were at my wedding to my second ex!
Posted by: Sharkman at May 16, 2016 02:46 PM (CS7jF)
Daaaaaayum.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 16, 2016 02:49 PM (0mRoj)
The Butsex doesn't count right?
Posted by: New Age Virgin Bride at May 16, 2016 02:50 PM (tf9Ne)
Posted by: Formerly known as Skeptic at May 16, 2016 02:50 PM (91XRk)
1) I used to be tolerant but am no longer. I want the LGBTQWERTY community to go back in the fucking closet
2) Assholes like this prick will continue to pull this kind of shit until they are made to pay a price. A very stiff price.
Posted by: LGoPs at May 16, 2016 02:50 PM (DChCV)
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What percentage identify as virgin tho?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 16, 2016 02:51 PM (34w2E)
Yeah, I'm sure they're totally trustworthy on a poll when they're about to get married. These days people shame you for being a virgin.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 16, 2016 02:51 PM (39g3+)
At a whole foods? What, 3:1?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 16, 2016 02:52 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Dang at May 16, 2016 02:54 PM (/77HP)
Posted by: alexthechick - fagette at May 16, 2016 02:40 PM (mf5HN)
There is a certain medieval splendor about it, magnificence wound up with cruelty.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Let The Outrage Outlet Cater Your Graduate's Pity Party! at May 16, 2016 02:55 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 16, 2016 02:56 PM (ZQfW9)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Let The Outrage Outlet Cater Your Graduate's Pity Party! at May 16, 2016 02:55 PM (hLRSq)
Plus I have a great tiara that would go well with it.
Posted by: alexthechick -fagette at May 16, 2016 02:58 PM (mf5HN)
The number of these hoaxes have really added up. So many fake gay bashing crapola, too.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 16, 2016 02:58 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 16, 2016 02:58 PM (ucDmr)
If we conservatives would just act the way they picture us, they wouldn't have to fake anything.
We would be committing non-stop hate crimes while they stood up to us with courage and righteousness. People would look at them in admiration and sing the praises of their selflessness. It would be the way they've always pictured themselves.
Why we continue to try to fool people into thinking we're not Nazis is a constant source of aggravation to them.
Posted by: jwest at May 16, 2016 02:58 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 16, 2016 02:58 PM (39g3+)
Now if only he would suggest that the purpose of the RNC is to make prank calls to the Democrats...
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Let The Outrage Outlet Cater Your Graduate's Pity Party! at May 16, 2016 03:00 PM (hLRSq)
It's like the Left has to make it's own sh*t up in order to be "perceived" as relevant. This kind of crap wouldn't even make the C-section if we had a decent news media industry.
Posted by: mrp at May 16, 2016 03:00 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Hate cake at May 16, 2016 03:01 PM (326rv)
Isn't that the Church of the Open Back Door, Pastor?
Posted by: Aviator at May 16, 2016 03:01 PM (c7vUv)
Plus, she can use that egg/purse/whatevs to beat the holy hell out of people who trespass upon the Imperial prerogatives. I expect that should be five or six people at least just on fitting day.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 16, 2016 03:02 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: alexthechick -fagette at May 16, 2016 02:58 PM (mf5HN)
I've seen that - like Barad-Dur recreated in precious metals, gems, and dark fires of torment.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Let The Outrage Outlet Cater Your Graduate's Pity Party! at May 16, 2016 03:02 PM (hLRSq)
the wrongly blamed Whole Foods cake decorator in question was gay as well. What are the odds!<<<
So writing "fag" on a cake is an invitation for foreplay?
Posted by: Fritz at May 16, 2016 03:03 PM (UzPAd)
Daaaaaayum.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 16, 2016 02:49 PM (0mRoj)
I frequently still have nightmares about my second marriage, and they always focus on the ceremony itself. In the dream, all the guests are paralyzed with fear, and my now-ex is wearing a Darth Vader mask and holding me up by the neck, right after the pastor has pronounced us "husband and wife".
If that isn't bad enough, the sound blasting from her mask is James Earl Jones' voice, proclaiming . . .
"YOU HAVE CHOSEN . . . UNWISELY . . . !!!!!"
Posted by: Sharkman at May 16, 2016 03:03 PM (CS7jF)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 16, 2016 03:02 PM (9krrF)
That thing looks like it could hold a skull or two.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 16, 2016 03:03 PM (M0ddJ)
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MD didn't bat an eye at that one. LOL.
Posted by: mrp at May 16, 2016 03:03 PM (JBggj)
Ahem. Sorry, I'm still a little sore.
Yeah, I'm tempted to get a cake my own damn self and have it frosted and have written upon it "YOU HAD ONE JOB". To be photographed and posted online with footage of me burning the damn thing because HOW EFFING PATHETIC CAN THIS GET YOU STUPID--
Um. I should really not revisit this topic.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 16, 2016 03:05 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: MTF at May 16, 2016 03:06 PM (/m8T6)
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I call serious BULLSHIT on this one. If it's double digits, I'd be shocked. But 25%? No way.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 16, 2016 03:07 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: TexasDan at May 16, 2016 03:03 PM
Hold? Shouldn't all the skulls be forming Her Imperial Malevolence's throne?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 16, 2016 03:08 PM (bzd8I)
Burlington College announced today that it will close on May 27 after it found itself unable to recover from "the crushing weight of the debt" incurred under Jane O'Meara Sanders, the college's former president and wife of Bernie Sanders.
Posted by: Solyndra at May 16, 2016 03:09 PM (e8kgV)
The shark reminds me of Hillary. Just won't let go of the country.
Posted by: MTF at May 16, 2016 03:10 PM (/m8T6)
Burlington College announced today that it will close on May 27 after it found itself unable to recover from "the crushing weight of the debt" incurred under Jane O'Meara Sanders, the college's former president and wife of Bernie Sanders.
Posted by: Solyndra
Sooooo, in a time of artificially cheap money, and they were bent on expansion, they're packing it in?
Posted by: Hate cake at May 16, 2016 03:10 PM (326rv)
Posted by: I was born a poor, black child at May 16, 2016 03:10 PM (m5xM0)
Sounds like most merger/takeovers today.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 16, 2016 03:10 PM (FtrY1)
Shame really, I always liked their towels and other linens.
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein at May 16, 2016 03:11 PM (c7vUv)
She added that the college's lender in April told Burlington College it would not renew the school's line of credit.
______________________________________________
ooops..
They bought at the peak. Hate it when that happens.
Posted by: IP at May 16, 2016 03:11 PM (aQQbl)
It's either her or King Kong Bundy.
That, and a whole bunch of murders and long lines at Midway.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 16, 2016 03:13 PM (hqZPQ)
I saw a story that she and her friends were grabbing the shark and holding by the tail. They will defend themselves even though they are pretty docile.
Posted by: Aviator at May 16, 2016 03:13 PM (c7vUv)
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Future Site Of Bernie Sanders Presidential Library
Posted by: MTF at May 16, 2016 03:14 PM (/m8T6)
They are not the overly-entitled upper-middle class SJW types who have everything given to them, they actually work.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Let The Outrage Outlet Cater Your Graduate's Pity Party! at May 16, 2016 03:14 PM (hLRSq)
My libtard brother was prattling on about gay marriage the other day.
"Who has been harmed by anybody because two gay people marry the ones they love???"
My response.
"Pizza shop owners, bakers, wedding photographers and a CEO of Mozilla for starters."
He was not amused.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 16, 2016 03:14 PM (8XRCm)
found itself unable to recover from "the crushing weight of the debt"
incurred under Jane O'Meara Sanders, the college's former president and
wife of Bernie Sanders.
Move it along...NOTHING...TO...SEE...HERE!!!
Posted by: tu3031 at May 16, 2016 03:14 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2016 03:14 PM (3wHFl)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 16, 2016 03:15 PM (0mRoj)
The morning celebration was the colleges first communiversity graduating
class, awarding certificates and Associates of Arts degrees to students. The
Burlington College communiversity works with Community Partners to
provide education in a non-traditional format.
WTH is a communiversity?
Posted by: IP at May 16, 2016 03:15 PM (aQQbl)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 16, 2016 03:16 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: IP at May 16, 2016 03:15 PM (aQQbl)
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Im guessing a fairly expensive community college.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 16, 2016 03:17 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: tu3031 at May 16, 2016 03:17 PM (YFFpo)
I like that.
I'd also like to know when 'social' became a synonym for 'fake'.
Social science is not science, social justice is not justice, social media is...
Posted by: JEM at May 16, 2016 03:17 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 16, 2016 03:16 PM (hqZPQ)
Guess all that price-fixed milk money isn't paying the bills...
Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at May 16, 2016 03:17 PM (m5xM0)
And how unfortunately late we realize this.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 16, 2016 03:15 PM (0mRoj)
I should have realized it before the wedding, but I was in love with her two little kids as much as I was in love with her. Those kids needed a Dad and I'd waited 42 years to have a family, so . . . I was doomed by my own heart.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 16, 2016 03:17 PM (CS7jF)
My libtard brother was prattling on about gay marriage the other day.
"Who has been harmed by anybody because two gay people marry the ones they love???"
My response.
"Pizza shop owners, bakers, wedding photographers and a CEO of Mozilla for starters."
He was not amused.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 16, 2016 03:14 PM (8XRCm)
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Well, those people didn't get harmed because two gheys got married. They got harmed for opposing the marriages. There is a difference.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 16, 2016 03:17 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 16, 2016 03:17 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at May 16, 2016 03:18 PM (eytER)
Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2016 03:18 PM (3wHFl)
Prior to that women were married in their best gowns/dresses.
Posted by: @votermom's phone at May 16, 2016 03:18 PM (SUBXi)
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They didnt oppose the marriages.
They didnt want to participate.
There is a diffenernce...... since we're being all pedantic and shit.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 16, 2016 03:19 PM (8XRCm)
Socialists all leaving their happy homes in Vermont? Nah don't believe it.
Dying off due to LogansRunCare.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 16, 2016 03:19 PM (hqZPQ)
who shared the vision behind the cornerstones of a Burlington College
education, self-discovery and growth, narrative evaluation learning
environment, and community service.
Annnnd, 2 days later they announce they are shutting down.
Some cornerstones, eh?
Posted by: IP at May 16, 2016 03:20 PM (aQQbl)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 16, 2016 03:16 PM (hqZPQ)
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Out: hard working people who want to escape the oppressive taxes and moving to where better opportunities are found
In: Aging hippies, who will spend their days smoking weed and voting socialist
What could possibly gro wrong?
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 16, 2016 03:20 PM (0LHZx)
I call serious BULLSHIT on this one. If it's double digits, I'd be shocked. But 25%? No way.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 16, 2016 03:07 PM
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"...or claim to be so."
I suspect that some do not understand the question.
Example:
A neighbor of mine, who has 2 kids and just married the father, mentioned in passing that she could wear white with a clear conscience. (She thinks it stands for virginity.) What she means is that she has never slept with anyone but her current husband.
I'll bet more than a few peeps like her would answer YES to the surveys.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 16, 2016 03:20 PM (T/5A0)
And how unfortunately late we realize this.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 16, 2016 03:15 PM (0mRoj)
I should have realized it before the wedding, but I was in love with her two little kids as much as I was in love with her. Those kids needed a Dad and I'd waited 42 years to have a family, so . . . I was doomed by my own heart.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 16, 2016 03:17 PM (CS7jF)
That's heartbreaking, man.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 16, 2016 03:20 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo
No, they were harmed because they declined to be drawn into it. Big difference.
Posted by: Hate cake at May 16, 2016 03:20 PM (326rv)
They didnt oppose the marriages.
They didnt want to participate.
There is a diffenernce...... since we're being all pedantic and shit.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 16, 2016 03:19 PM (8XRCm)
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OK fine. Point still stands. Their opposition to the wedding is what caused their trouble, not the wedding itself.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 16, 2016 03:21 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 16, 2016 03:17 PM (0LHZx)
******
No, they got in trouble for exercising their free will in choosing not to work with gay events due to their religious beliefs.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 16, 2016 03:21 PM (Cl+BJ)
Basically, our government seems to be counseling the Iranians to just lie, and keep lying whenever a lie is exposed, because it is a proven strategy for PR success in Washington.
Posted by: MTF at May 16, 2016 03:22 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 16, 2016 03:21 PM (0LHZx)
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No. The fucking point doesnt stand.
They didnt say "YOU CANT GET MARRIED"
They Said.. "I dont want to be there."
Posted by: fixerupper at May 16, 2016 03:22 PM (8XRCm)
The perfect name for a university that ran out of other people's money?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 16, 2016 03:23 PM (NOIQH)
This is an argument we've been making for six years: The health insurance market is a lot better for private citizens now than it was before the Affordable Care Act. That's just a fact. And I know that's a fact that Republicans like to deny, but, um, it's the truth.
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Yeah, I like paying more for less. A lot more for a lot less.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 16, 2016 03:23 PM (Nwg0u)
A neighbor of mine, who has 2 kids and just married the father, mentioned in passing that she could wear white with a clear conscience. (She thinks it stands for virginity.) What she means is that she has never slept with anyone but her current husband.
I'll bet more than a few peeps like her would answer YES to the surveys.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 16, 2016 03:20 PM (T/5A0)
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Heh. Yeah fair enough. If a boy can be a girl and a boy can be a girl, who are we to say that a mother of 2 can't be a virgin?
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 16, 2016 03:23 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 16, 2016 03:08 PM (bzd8I)
I think if you have a throne of skulls AND the raptors lounging about it crosses the line to gauche.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 16, 2016 03:23 PM (M0ddJ)
If there were no ghey wedding, no cake would have been ordered.
No cake order, no opportunity to reject the order.
Posted by: @votermom's phone at May 16, 2016 03:23 PM (SUBXi)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo
No it doesn't. No one proved that any of these people were opposing anything, except for the CEO of Mozilla that signed a petition and donated money.. They did not want to participate in it. They were attacked because they were approached. And some of these were lawfare attacks.
The trouble was caused by someone having the idea that every knee must bend.
Posted by: Hate cake at May 16, 2016 03:24 PM (326rv)
I...don't know how to feel about this.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 16, 2016 03:24 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 16, 2016 03:20 PM (T/5A0)
Yeah, there's a lot of blurred edges around that topic.
F'rinstance, when I went to college the Iranian girls and others from that neck of the woods,
were known for being okay with the anal as they could still be "islamically certified virgins" on their wedding nights and yet still keep their American boyfriends by giving them something.
But, yeah, voigens*
*said in Curly voice
Posted by: naturalfake the Optimist at May 16, 2016 03:25 PM (0cMkb)
The perfect name for a university that ran out of other people's money?
Tango Uniform U would be better.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 16, 2016 03:25 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: @votermom's phone at May 16, 2016 03:18 PM (SUBXi)
And prior to THAT they wore whatever they were kidnapped in.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 16, 2016 03:26 PM (M0ddJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 16, 2016 03:26 PM (8ZskC)
I...don't know how to feel about this.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 16, 2016 03:24 PM (9krrF)
Watch "Tusk".
Then you'll know exactly how to feel.
Dude has lost his mojo.
Posted by: naturalfake the Optimist at May 16, 2016 03:26 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: @votermom's phone at May 16, 2016 03:18 PM (SUBXi)
And prior to THAT they wore whatever they were kidnapped in.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 16, 2016 03:26 PM (M0ddJ)
Club 'em and drag 'em back to the cave. Sometimes the old ways are the best ways.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 16, 2016 03:27 PM (0mRoj)
The trouble was caused by someone having the idea that every knee must bend.
Posted by: Hate cake at May 16, 2016 03:24 PM (326rv)
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It's still opposition to the weddings not the weddings themselves.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 16, 2016 03:27 PM (0LHZx)
I...don't know how to feel about this.
Posted by: Brother Cavil
Well, he could fuck it up at the onset. if the writing doesn't sart and stay strong, it'll bomb bad
It was campy, zany fun. maintaining that would be hard.
Posted by: Hate cake at May 16, 2016 03:27 PM (326rv)
Posted by: TexasDan at May 16, 2016 03:26 PM (M0ddJ)
Hey, they were Sabines. Everyone knows about Sabine chicks.
Posted by: The Romans at May 16, 2016 03:27 PM (8ZskC)
I...don't know how to feel about this.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 16, 2016 03:24 PM (9krrF)
We already know the first season will end with a cliffhanger, and there will be no second season.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 16, 2016 03:27 PM (M0ddJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 16, 2016 03:26 PM (8ZskC)
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I have a hunch Trumps nickname for Warren will either be "Paleface Lizzy" or "Forked Tongue Lizzy".
Posted by: fixerupper at May 16, 2016 03:27 PM (8XRCm)
Well, those people didn't get harmed because two gheys got married. They got harmed for opposing the marriages. There is a difference.
All you have to do is sit down and shut up and you will be fine, citizen.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 16, 2016 03:28 PM (k4M/B)
But most definitely should/would have, to further the SJW Agenda.
"Fake but Accurate" strikes again.
Posted by: dan rather at May 16, 2016 03:28 PM (IQI2h)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 16, 2016 03:28 PM (FtrY1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 16, 2016 03:26 PM (8ZskC)
He just did , didn't he?
I am in the MIddle of a fight with this old left wing friend of mine from College about trannies and the bathrooms. And among other things I told him he should be more concerned about the Constitution and the Separation of Powers since there will be a conservative in the White House again and pay back could be a bitch for him
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 16, 2016 03:28 PM (V/InG)
Posted by: Hate cake at May 16, 2016 03:24 PM (326rv)
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It's still opposition to the weddings not the weddings themselves.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo
And the reason the rape victim was punched in the face was due to her opposition to the rape, not the rape itself.
Posted by: Hate cake at May 16, 2016 03:30 PM (326rv)
I...don't know how to feel about this.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 16, 2016 03:24 PM (9krrF)
We already know the first season will end with a cliffhanger, and there will be no second season.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 16, 2016 03:27 PM (M0ddJ)
So it's on Fox then?
Posted by: alexthechick -fagette at May 16, 2016 03:30 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: huh? at May 16, 2016 03:31 PM (HSAmh)
I...don't know how to feel about this.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 16, 2016 03:24 PM (9krrF)
We already know the first season will end with a cliffhanger, and there will be no second season.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 16, 2016 03:27 PM (M0ddJ)
So it's on Fox then?
Posted by: alexthechick -fagette at May 16, 2016 03:30 PM (mf5HN)
Well, only if it ends 5 shows in.
Posted by: naturalfake the Optimist at May 16, 2016 03:31 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: IP at May 16, 2016 03:31 PM (aQQbl)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 16, 2016 03:31 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 16, 2016 03:32 PM (KUaJL)
Well, only if it ends 5 shows in.
Posted by: naturalfake the Optimist at May 16, 2016 03:31 PM (0cMkb)
And the five shows are shown in the order of 3, 1,4, 2 5.
Posted by: alexthechick -fagette at May 16, 2016 03:32 PM (mf5HN)
Thought the movie was boring and didn't use its cast well.
Posted by: huh? at May 16, 2016 03:31 PM (HSAmh)
I see it's time to don the fire-retardant suits again.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 16, 2016 03:32 PM (M0ddJ)
It was his opposition to the camps that got him in trouble.
If he had been willing to applaud and participate, why, it wouldn't have affected him at all.
Silly man.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 16, 2016 03:34 PM (T/5A0)
God how I hate ESPN.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 16, 2016 03:34 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: alexthechick -fagette at May 16, 2016 03:32 PM (mf5HN)
Okay, I LOL'd.
Because it's true!
Posted by: naturalfake the Optimist at May 16, 2016 03:34 PM (0cMkb)
meaningless now, sadly. I'm not sure there are any virgin brides on
earth any longer.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 16, 2016 02:22 PM (39g3+)
*raises hand, matter-of-factly*
Posted by: yes there are some of us left at May 16, 2016 03:35 PM (whMsz)
Posted by: Arec Bardwin at May 16, 2016 03:35 PM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 16, 2016 03:35 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 16, 2016 03:26 PM (8ZskC)
That's the point.
He is vulgar: check.
He is rude: check.
He is loud: check.
He is abrasive and pushy: check.
He'll thump chests and tell people off: check.
He isn't an ideologue: check.
Well-mannered, highly principled, upright, polite individuals aren't winning. And yes, winning is everything.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Let The Outrage Outlet Cater Your Graduate's Pity Party! at May 16, 2016 03:35 PM (hLRSq)
It was his opposition to the camps that got him in trouble.
If he had been willing to applaud and participate, why, it wouldn't have affected him at all.
Silly man.
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If he had just done nothing when they came for the Jews.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 16, 2016 03:36 PM (Nwg0u)
He is rude: check.
He is loud: check.
He is abrasive and pushy: check.
He'll thump chests and tell people off: check.
He isn't an ideologue: check.
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This election... those are features and not bugs.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 16, 2016 03:36 PM (8XRCm)
I...don't know how to feel about this.
It's Kevin Smith. Apathy is obligatory.
Posted by: Arec Bardwin at May 16, 2016 03:36 PM (Mt8T4)
It was his opposition to the camps that got him in trouble.
Perfect
Posted by: Lizzy at May 16, 2016 03:37 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 16, 2016 03:38 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 16, 2016 03:38 PM (8ZskC)
Depends. Do you own cattle?
Posted by: TexasDan at May 16, 2016 03:39 PM (M0ddJ)
Posted by: steevy at May 16, 2016 03:39 PM (B48dK)
I think homosexuality is disgusting and a sin. But their perversity is their problem not mine. I reset and resist the Governments attempt to force it on me. I'm praying that God protects me. I'm confident he will.
Posted by: huh? at May 16, 2016 03:40 PM (HSAmh)
Let's just say, "mistakes were made" and leave it at that.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 16, 2016 03:40 PM (8ZskC)
He is rude: check.
He is loud: check.
He is abrasive and pushy: check.
He'll thump chests and tell people off: check.
He isn't an ideologue: check.
I know I am.
Oh. Wait.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2016 03:41 PM (ckrhB)
Posted by: huh? at May 16, 2016 03:41 PM (HSAmh)
Posted by: Arec Bardwin at May 16, 2016 03:42 PM (Mt8T4)
ancient or illegal?
Posted by: huh?
Dunno; but they had a probe.....A big one.
Posted by: Hate cake at May 16, 2016 03:42 PM (326rv)
Thought the movie was boring and didn't use its cast well.
Posted by: huh?
I see it's time to don the fire-retardant suits again.
Posted by: TexasDan
Won't save him. I'm deploying acidic mists for this one.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 16, 2016 03:42 PM (9krrF)
ancient or illegal?
Posted by: huh? at May 16, 2016 03:41 PM (HSAmh)
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Xenomorphs, man.
Posted by: Cpl Hudson at May 16, 2016 03:42 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2016 03:42 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 16, 2016 03:42 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: huh? at May 16, 2016 03:41 PM (HSAmh)
If they were illegal and they "came down" they'd be Canucks.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 16, 2016 03:43 PM (8ZskC)
there will be a conservative in the White House again and pay back could be a bitch for him
When has that ever happened?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 16, 2016 03:43 PM (k4M/B)
British Cigarette
Pastor "Fag Cake" prolly wouldn't figure it out.
I got it. Cause it had layers.
Posted by: Hate cake at May 16, 2016 03:43 PM (326rv)
Eh, it was either that or blow up the White House.
Posted by: Aliens at May 16, 2016 03:43 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: algore at May 16, 2016 03:44 PM (kf1Nc)
Posted by: tu3031 at May 16, 2016 03:44 PM (YFFpo)
Yesterday my sweet ginger and I celebrated our 50th wedding anniversary.
She stole my soul those many years ago, and I 'm convinced I got by far the better of that deal.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 16, 2016 03:45 PM (X35Yt)
Posted by: Hate cake at May 16, 2016 03:45 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Sporkatus at May 16, 2016 03:45 PM (HtLSE)
Posted by: algore at May 16, 2016 03:44 PM (kf1Nc)
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All the young dudes were there???
Posted by: Cpl Hudson at May 16, 2016 03:45 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Cake Alien at May 16, 2016 03:45 PM (0cMkb)
uggg sock
Posted by: fixerupper at May 16, 2016 03:45 PM (8XRCm)
God how I hate ESPN.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 16, 2016 03:34 PM
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Jessica Mendoza is not a dyke but she is indeed an Olympic softball star.
The first time they banned Schilling for hate speech, "suspending" him, they needed a replacement pronto, so she filled in. (She's already on their payroll for ESPN coverage of softball.) In fairness to her, she did an okay job on very short notice.
Now that he has been permanently canned, I guess she has been given a permanent job.
I don't blame her personally for taking it, but..... *sigh*
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 16, 2016 03:45 PM (T/5A0)
http://goo.gl/8dW6a2
https://goo.gl/hDD8nQ
(Because New World Order, and all that.)
Posted by: just wait, you won't believe what happens next at May 16, 2016 03:46 PM (IQI2h)
Posted by: IP at May 16, 2016 03:46 PM (aQQbl)
I dunno if adding "being a Young Democrat" to the nutbook is wise idea.
Maybe he just went crazy because they added smoker the same version they removed being a fag.
Posted by: DaveA at May 16, 2016 03:46 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: algore at May 16, 2016 03:44 PM (kf1Nc)
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All the young dudes were there???
Posted by: Cpl Hudson at May 16, 2016 03:45 PM (8XRCm)
I went all the way to memphis to see that show.
Posted by: naturalfake the Optimist at May 16, 2016 03:46 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Sharkman at May 16, 2016 03:47 PM (gKZ/7)
We are a colony of technologically-advanced spacefaring aliens crossing the loneliness of the interstellar void, spanning the light years seeking out civilizations that have become sufficiently advanced to bake cakes.
Then we write FAG on them when nobody is looking.
Posted by: The Aliens at May 16, 2016 03:47 PM (8ZskC)
Congratulations, God bless and best to you.
Are you doing something special to celebrate that milestone?
(and keep it clean, Morons. ;^)
Mu husband and i drove a lady to church yesterday. When her husband died they had been married 69 years!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2016 03:47 PM (w4NZ8)
Sure they are. Just because we don't like him or his principles and he isn't polite to us, Obama has won twice. And just because Republicans haven't won the White House in Obama's 2 terms, that's all it's been, 2 terms. They had it for the 2 terms before him.
And during Obama's reign of terror Republican have been winning in Congress and at the state level in record numbers.
There are a lot of reasons tossed out to justify Trump. That isn't one of them.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 16, 2016 03:47 PM (/tuJf)
My son wants me to go in halves with him on an Icon A5. Check out the employees. I haven't seen a group this white since the Obama for President staff.
http://tinyurl.com/zk3ttjd
Posted by: jwest at May 16, 2016 03:47 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: algore at May 16, 2016 03:44 PM (kf1Nc)
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All the young dudes were there???
Posted by: Cpl Hudson at May 16, 2016 03:45 PM (8XRCm)
I went all the way to memphis to see that show.
Posted by: naturalfake the Optimist at May 16, 2016 03:46 PM (0cMkb)
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well.... you are one of the boys.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 16, 2016 03:48 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2016 03:48 PM (3wHFl)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at May 16, 2016 03:49 PM (dQJCS)
So this dickhead reads something other than the kitty pics on the internet (how tiny countries which USED to be homogeneous should somehow be the template for the world).
Posted by: Hate cake at May 16, 2016 03:49 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Hate cake at May 16, 2016 03:45 PM (326rv)
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smells of Stale Old Style and Pall Malls, like the Forest Park corner tavern they probly found Sinead O'Conner in.
Posted by: IP at May 16, 2016 03:50 PM (aQQbl)
Posted by: wooga at May 16, 2016 03:50 PM (S4vWR)
Posted by: algore at May 16, 2016 03:50 PM (kf1Nc)
House Lannister. Go figure.
Posted by: josephistan at May 16, 2016 03:51 PM (7HtZB)
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Given that none of them have functioning militaries, I'm highly skeptical of their ability to clean anything up.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 16, 2016 03:51 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: That kid from Stand By Me at May 16, 2016 03:51 PM (gs8be)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 16, 2016 03:53 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: CPL Hicks at May 16, 2016 03:53 PM (rlfds)
Oh, they had Obama's number long before other infatuated world leaders:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/z5ntl4p
"OBAMA Considers Everyone Close Allies In The New World Order"
Never gets old.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 16, 2016 03:53 PM (NOIQH)
When has that ever happened?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 16, 2016 03:43 PM (k4M/B)
hey I can dream! The Jets might make it to another Super Bowl before I die also?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 16, 2016 03:55 PM (V/InG)
"I apologize to the LGBT community for diverting attention from real issues."
....................
Like having a safe space to poop where nobody laughs at what you've done to your junk.
Posted by: wth at May 16, 2016 03:56 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2016 03:56 PM (ckrhB)
His white privilege is showing
Posted by: josephistan at May 16, 2016 03:57 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: algore at May 16, 2016 04:09 PM (kf1Nc)
http://tinyurl.com/zk3ttjd
Posted by: jwest
Read the purchase agreement carefully.
Posted by: Aviator at May 16, 2016 04:10 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: algore
Only momentarily.
Posted by: Aviator at May 16, 2016 04:10 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: algore at May 16, 2016 04:11 PM (kf1Nc)
Posted by: algore at May 16, 2016 04:12 PM (kf1Nc)
employees. I haven't seen a group this white since the Obama for
President staff.
http://tinyurl.com/zk3ttjd
Posted by: jwest
Read the purchase agreement carefully.
http://www.planeandpilotmag.com/article/icon-purchase/#.Vzosk76c3IU
Buy a Searey. Cheaper, more fun and actually flying.
Posted by: algore at May 16, 2016 04:21 PM (kf1Nc)
So is body dysmorphic disorder. Which the left euphemistically calls "transgenderism". And the official solution according to today's "leading" psychologists is to humor this form of insanity. I'm sure ANY form of insanity which is thought to help service cultural war will be treated in exactly the same manner.
Yes, I AM saying that MOST psychologists are raging lefties who hate your conservative guts. If you see one for your problems, choose carefully. They'll take great delight in fucking up your world otherwise.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 16, 2016 04:35 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Aviator at May 16, 2016 04:10 PM (c7vUv)
What are the pitfalls?
Posted by: jwest at May 16, 2016 04:36 PM (Zs4uk)
That's one arrogant agreement. I don't think my son has seen this yet, so I'll pass it along.
Thanks for the info.
Posted by: jwest at May 16, 2016 04:41 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Aviator at May 16, 2016 04:44 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: g6loq at May 16, 2016 05:50 PM (zj+JZ)
Posted by: Texas 1836 at May 16, 2016 07:31 PM (y3ZTV)
A century ago, people valued gold and would go as far the Yukon to get it.
Today we value Glamorous Victim Status and will go even farther to have it.
It's crazy how people will stab, punch, bruise, assault, shave, graffiti, smear feces, rip clothes and e-mail themselves threats and blackmail just to obtain it.
But the payoffs can be huge: fame, fortune, celebrity, scholarships, endowed chairs, tenure, Pulitzers, instant steet cred, magazine covers, grants, federal laws bearing your name, famous peole fawning over you, the moral high ground, the ability to discredit, silence or even jail your opponents--and that's just a partial list.
When you think about that way, you'd be kinda' crazy NOT to.
Posted by: Felony Clinton, Uranium Salesperson of the Year at May 16, 2016 10:01 PM (Ndje9)
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