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TGIF News Dump (4/22/16) [Misanthropic Humanitarian]

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1 Morning.

Posted by: HH at April 22, 2016 08:01 AM (DrCtv)

2 Goofy uncle Joe.

Posted by: blaster at April 22, 2016 08:03 AM (2Ocf1)

3 Good morning all!

Posted by: @votermom at April 22, 2016 08:04 AM (nbrY/)

4 'Mornin', Horde.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 22, 2016 08:04 AM (bzd8I)

5 Morning again and a Happy Passover to all my Landsmen!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2016 08:05 AM (V/InG)

6 Morning!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 22, 2016 08:05 AM (UpGcq)

7 Morning, all!


This recap of Bill Whittle's visit to a high school is long, buts so, so good!
He knows how to overcome the indoctrination and make the kids thinks.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/h32pdyw

Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2016 08:06 AM (NOIQH)

8 Too good not to repost from ONT even at the peril of being a duplicate of some more caffeine enabled moron's earlier efforts (and I don't think it is in the dump):

Fake but Accurate News Dept (H/T Insty + Maggie's Farm)

http://tinyurl.com/jxq6wmk

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 22, 2016 08:07 AM (wYnyS)

9 Aw, no pics of the boat tree house?
Sounds awesome.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2016 08:07 AM (NOIQH)

10 Its yet another story of politically-correct lunacy involving a university losing its collective cookies over chalk writings, but this time the hateful speech isnt Donald Trumps name.

Its the question: Why do terrorists hate America?

That message, repeated in chalk advertisements and flyers, is the reason Wingate University in North Carolina cited when revoking the funding for a lecture by Nonie Darwish, a former Muslim of Egyptian descent.

Weasel Zippers

Which is why anyone who works on a College Campus is probably either hopelessly compromised or about to get fired.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2016 08:08 AM (V/InG)

11 Earth Day. Burn a tire day.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at April 22, 2016 08:08 AM (1uTkE)

12 BTW, I denounce myself in front of the assembled Morons in advance, for not issuing a trigger warning for 8 above.

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 22, 2016 08:08 AM (wYnyS)

13 re Genius Award:


The Curious Case of the Purloined Sirloin.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 22, 2016 08:09 AM (NeFrd)

14 Happy Friday! Wondering why anyone would visit a George Lucas museum.

Posted by: Serenity Now! at April 22, 2016 08:09 AM (BDZWU)

15

DAY 1,263

200 to go (273 to Inauguration Day )

Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, Mario's, Mahdi megatons, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, McKesson's, Mizzou malefactors, mewling mattress-myth manufacturers, marriage maimers, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Myrmidons, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 22, 2016 08:09 AM (p4UlV)

16 He's concerned he hasn't kissed Iran's ass enough.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 22, 2016 08:09 AM (vvmPQ)

17 I got nuthin

Posted by: Bigby's Empty Hands at April 22, 2016 08:10 AM (3ZtZW)

18 Earth Day. Burn a tire day.

Posted by: Case

I will burn some methane spouting cows instead.

One delicious piece at a time over the next 3 days.

Posted by: Bruce at April 22, 2016 08:10 AM (6Fek3)

19 Goofy uncle Joe.

Posted by: blaster at April 22, 2016 08:03 AM (2Ocf1)


That's Kindly Uncle Joe to you comrade citizen!

Posted by: Zombie Walter Duranty at April 22, 2016 08:10 AM (wYnyS)

20 g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 22, 2016 08:10 AM (ZQfW9)

21
Kamala Harris, like everyone of the Left will never give up. It took 100 years and today the wolf is at our throat.

There will be blood. Exactly whose is yet to be determined.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 22, 2016 08:10 AM (p4UlV)

22 In an honest country Scankles would either be in an insane storage house or jail.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 22, 2016 08:10 AM (vvmPQ)

23 John Wayne Gacy once raped a 9-year old boy in the washroom of a Goldblatt's store.

Target time!

Posted by: CrustyB at April 22, 2016 08:11 AM (Hnglq)

24 So yesterday a 16yr old girl was beaten to death in the bathroom of her high school by other girls in Wilmington, DE.
Remember when the advice was to go to school, stay off the streets, it's not safe?
SMH

Posted by: @votermom at April 22, 2016 08:11 AM (nbrY/)

25 16 He's concerned he hasn't kissed Iran's ass enough.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 22, 2016 08:09 AM (vvmPQ)


If his tongue was any farther up the Farsi's ass, it would be coming out the nostrils.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 22, 2016 08:11 AM (p4UlV)

26 FBI spends big bucks to crack I-phone. Leaves out the most important part . . . and got nothing.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 22, 2016 08:11 AM (vvmPQ)

27 Today?

Damn, the weather is perfect here. To nice for AC or heat. I'll have to run something and be uncomfortably cool or warm all day.

Damn you Climate Change!!!

Posted by: AmeriDan at April 22, 2016 08:12 AM (cq3QL)

28 23 John Wayne Gacy once raped a 9-year old boy in the washroom of a Goldblatt's store.

Target time!
Posted by: CrustyB at April 22, 2016 08:11 AM (Hnglq)


But at least it wasn't the Ladies Room.

Winning!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 22, 2016 08:12 AM (p4UlV)

29 When are th3e Scankles indictments going to take place? Never

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 22, 2016 08:12 AM (vvmPQ)

30 I miss Iowahawk's Earth Day carbon spewing competition.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 22, 2016 08:13 AM (hgqPG)

31 24 So yesterday a 16yr old girl was beaten to death in the bathroom of her high school by other girls in Wilmington, DE.
Remember when the advice was to go to school, stay off the streets, it's not safe?
SMH
Posted by: @votermom at April 22, 2016 08:11 AM (nbrY/)


The NEA destroys more lives than the NRA ever could or would in a thousand thousand years.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 22, 2016 08:13 AM (p4UlV)

32 Great link, Hrothgar. This is such a key point:

Actually, we'll go further than that. Your Rhodes Must Fall campaign is
not merely fatuous but ugly, vandalistic and dangerous. We agree with
Oxford historian RW Johnson that what you are trying to do here is no
different from what ISIS and the Al-Qaeda have been doing to artefacts
in places like Mali and Syria. You are murdering history.


Swap out "Rhodes Must Fall" with "all things Confederate"....Murdering history.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2016 08:14 AM (NOIQH)

33 Do over...
_________
Earth Day. Burn a tire day.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis
___________

Today?

Damn, the weather is perfect here. To nice for AC or heat. I'll have to run something and be uncomfortably cool or warm all day.

Damn you Climate Change!!!

Posted by: AmeriDan

Posted by: AmeriDan at April 22, 2016 08:14 AM (cq3QL)

34 What a week! TGIF.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 22, 2016 08:14 AM (JO9+V)

35 5 Morning again and a Happy Passover to all my Landsmen!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2016 08:05 AM (V/InG)


Ziessen Pesach, to one and all. And may Malach Ha Mawis - the Angel of Death - pay a visit to the enemies of freedom, light and justice everywhere.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 22, 2016 08:14 AM (p4UlV)

36 I will give Rahm Emanuel one credit. He did try to kill those crony corruption union contracts with the city unions and was stopped by a corrupt Chicago judge.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 22, 2016 08:14 AM (vvmPQ)

37 From this week in 1944- Anzio

The EZ Dog Journal

Apr 20-
Gerry started getting nasty again. He's been bouncing those big ones into town again. Not much damage.
Spring is here for sure. Bright and sunny.


Apr 21-
Still more big ones. He seems to have changed tactics from concentration on troops to heavy harassing. 34 Div made a little gain of about half a mile tonight. 3 Div had a field day with artillery on about 150 Krauts. 10 are said to have gotten away.


Apr 22-
Rather cloudy today. Gerry must have been mad about the 34th drive. He cut loose with everything at 2100 with a repeat performance at 2200. All our firing seemed to do very little good. Lots of heavy stuff dropped into town.




Big ones => Heavy stuff => 280 mm German railroad cannon known as Anzio Annie.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 22, 2016 08:15 AM (NeFrd)

38 Pouring rain here in Winston, which I think means that my job will be cancelled for today. Seems to happen every season, we get one game that is a "problem child", this one in particular is a Girls Soccer game that has been postponed twice in two weeks, today will be the third. Meanwhile, we've done dozens of other games, with only one rain-out between all of them. The Women's D1 Lacrosse Championship is coming to town in a couple weeks, I'm sort of afraid to check news about the event, lest I find out that the NCAA is considering a boycott.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 22, 2016 08:15 AM (2cS/G)

39 Positive gangs ...

Has anyone made the obvious Hitler Youth / Red Guards comparisons yet?

OK. I'll just throw in the Young Pioneers.

Posted by: Bigby's Empty Hands at April 22, 2016 08:15 AM (3ZtZW)

40 The NEA destroys more lives than the NRA ever could or would in a thousand thousand years.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 22, 2016 08:13 AM (p4UlV)


And that's before you take into account the crap they're teaching and the good stuff they should be teaching!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 22, 2016 08:16 AM (wYnyS)

41 Amazon has a new Thunderbirds are Go! series.I can only imagine the PC bullshit that might be in it.

Posted by: steevy at April 22, 2016 08:16 AM (B48dK)

42
Thunderstorms and 80 for Hymietown today.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 22, 2016 08:16 AM (p4UlV)

43 >>Earth Day. Burn a tire day.

Or, ya know, murder your girl friend and flee to France, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2016 08:16 AM (NOIQH)

44 In case you missed it:

Yesterday's blog post about Major Jesse Baltazar, Bataan Death March Survivor, lifelong patriot
Link in nic

I am hoping to put up a review today of an action packed heist novel - stay tuned

Posted by: @votermom at April 22, 2016 08:16 AM (nbrY/)

45 We're boned.....

...and I'm hung-over like twenty no-account Scandis...

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 22, 2016 08:17 AM (lutOX)

46 43 >>Earth Day. Burn a tire day.

Or, ya know, murder your girl friend and flee to France, right?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2016 08:16 AM (NOIQH)

Is he dead or still rotting in a PA jail?

Meh, if you're going to burn a tire, Winnie Mandela as a how-to video, I'm sure.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 22, 2016 08:18 AM (p4UlV)

47 Oh,and happy earf day!Put a couple extra tires on the barbie for me.

Posted by: steevy at April 22, 2016 08:18 AM (B48dK)

48 Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2016 08:14 AM (NOIQH)

There were so many spot-on points made in that article,I knew it needed to be posted here!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 22, 2016 08:18 AM (wYnyS)

49 Or, ya know, murder your girl friend and flee to France, right?
Posted by: Lizzy

As long as you have a spare suit case...



Posted by: AmeriDan at April 22, 2016 08:19 AM (cq3QL)

50 44 In case you missed it:

Yesterday's blog post about Major Jesse Baltazar, Bataan Death March Survivor, lifelong patriot
Link in nic

I am hoping to put up a review today of an action packed heist novel - stay tuned
Posted by: @votermom at April 22, 2016 08:16 AM (nbrY/)


This reminds me that we're at that time of year where I watch "Shoah" and then around Memorial Day, I watch "The War." I skipped the last couple of years because I just sob harder and harder each time I watch it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 22, 2016 08:19 AM (p4UlV)

51 45, to prevent hangovers, while drinking your alcohol also drink a clear soda like Sprite.
I read it on the internet.
And as my kid likes to say, with heavy sarcasm:

Mom, nobody goes on the internet and LIES!

Posted by: @votermom at April 22, 2016 08:19 AM (nbrY/)

52 And may Malach Ha Mawis - the Angel of Death - pay a visit to the enemies of freedom, light and justice everywhere.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 22, 2016 08:14 AM (p4UlV)

I hope he has an assistant because he is gonna be damn busy!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2016 08:20 AM (V/InG)

53 On one hand you have the crazy people who don't know what sex they are. On the other hand you have the perverts who will follow the ten year old girl into the restroom. So what about the little girl's rights? Mr. Trump needs to re-think his position on this.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at April 22, 2016 08:20 AM (1uTkE)

54 I hate saying WASTF, but I suspect WASTF.

The betters have stopped guaranteeing food, shelter and work and are now promising weather.

World leaders to sign Paris climate deal

http://preview.tinyurl.com/govd7p9

Posted by: Kindltot at April 22, 2016 08:20 AM (OSOcC)

55 52 I hope he has an assistant because he is gonna be damn busy!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2016 08:20 AM (V/InG)


**envisioning quite a few choice individuals enduring the Indiana Jones eye-melting scene - for real**

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 22, 2016 08:21 AM (p4UlV)

56 Aww man.. don't read the feel good story without some tissues handy..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 22, 2016 08:21 AM (UpGcq)

57 I am hoping to put up a review today of an action packed heist novel - stay tuned

Posted by: @votermom at April 22, 2016 08:16 AM (nbrY/)


When I was a kid, the neighbor four houses down was a Bataan survivor, very nice gentleman. But somehow you knew if you disrespected him, every parent on the block would be lined up to discuss your behavior with your father.

Better times!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 22, 2016 08:22 AM (wYnyS)

58 51 45, to prevent hangovers, while drinking your alcohol also drink a clear soda like Sprite.
I read it on the internet.
And as my kid likes to say, with heavy sarcasm:

Mom, nobody goes on the internet and LIES!
Posted by: @votermom at April 22, 2016 08:19 AM (nbrY/)


WRONG! Drink water or seltzer. Never drink anything with sugar. It compounds a hangover.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 22, 2016 08:22 AM (p4UlV)

59 I'm thinking that larger women's bathrooms will need to be built to accommodate the even larger women's gang totties for their own protection.

Plus adding in bleacher seating.

Posted by: Bruce at April 22, 2016 08:23 AM (6Fek3)

60 Wasn't that Chyna chick big into pron? Wrassling and pron. Makes sense.

Posted by: Fritz at April 22, 2016 08:23 AM (UzPAd)

61 Boris Johnson, the Mayor of London, welcomed him to the city with a fiery broadside describing Obama as incoherent, inconsistent and downright hypocritical.
In a phrase that evoked racist jibes in the United States, Johnson described him as the part-Kenyan president.


Funny Shit

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2016 08:23 AM (V/InG)

62 So yesterday a 16yr old girl was beaten to death in the bathroom of her high school by other girls in Wilmington, DE.
Remember when the advice was to go to school, stay off the streets, it's not safe?

--

Signs are all around us that civil society is crumbling and falling apart. There is moral rot and decay that pervades just about every aspect of life in America today. No boundaries, no respect, no responsibility, no morals, and no integrity are being engrained in every young person's skull. We're breaking down. It's just another example of "this was unheard of when I went to school..."

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 22, 2016 08:24 AM (+FSld)

63 ICYMI - yesterday was San Jacinto day, 180 years on when 18 minutes ensured Texas would survive.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 22, 2016 08:24 AM (JO9+V)

64 It takes a village of gangs!

Posted by: Hilster at April 22, 2016 08:24 AM (OuYNN)

65 "Positive gangs?" Like, oh, I don't know...the Boy Scouts or JROTC? Nahhh, couldn't be anything like that, given the Marxists being hell-bent on destroying programs like those.

Posted by: Country Singer at April 22, 2016 08:25 AM (uiwCw)

66 Good morning, votermom. I sent you an email the other night.

The screen I get shows it's blocked for "categorization unknown". These screens are usually a bit more descriptive, as in "games", "p0rm", etc.

Probably has to do with Amazon, like you mentioned. What is your blogs URL, again?

Posted by: AmeriDan at April 22, 2016 08:25 AM (cq3QL)

67 56 Aww man.. don't read the feel good story without some tissues handy..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 22, 2016 08:21 AM (UpGcq)


Sometimes it's just better to get the hell away from the computer and other media and dwell on these things.

**sigh**

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 22, 2016 08:25 AM (p4UlV)

68 Posted by: Kindltot at April 22, 2016 08:20 AM (OSOcC)

This is a pre-condition for the announcement that both heating and cooling of private residences is no longer necessary since climate change has been halted in its tracks*!


*However, in a related SC case, Justice John Judas Roberts ruled that people that pay the "comfort fee tax may apply for permits to run heating and/or cooling systems in spite of their being no actual need for them.

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 22, 2016 08:27 AM (wYnyS)

69 61 Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2016 08:23 AM (V/InG)


I actually rather like Boris Johnson. I used to love London and I still do, at least the parts that I care to remember with fondness. I don't envy him his job considering the Leftist-Islamic insanity that has hijacked that town and nation.

And his predecessor, Ken Livingston, deserves to be (REDACTED).

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 22, 2016 08:28 AM (p4UlV)

70 67 56 Aww man.. don't read the feel good story without some tissues handy..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 22, 2016 08:21 AM (UpGcq)

A Moron with a soft side

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 22, 2016 08:28 AM (voOPb)

71
In what universe will the bad deeds of government employees to aid in the cover up of crimes by their superiors ever be punished by those in power, the ones protected in the first place?

When the regime changes.

Posted by: White Male College Grad Right Handed Handsome Tall Executive at April 22, 2016 08:28 AM (wN82N)

72 And may Malach Ha Mawis - the Angel of Death - pay a visit to the enemies of freedom, light and justice everywhere.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 22, 2016 08:14 AM (p4UlV)

I hope he has an assistant because he is gonna be damn busy!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2016 08:20 AM (V/InG)




I'm on it!

Posted by: The Cherub of Diarrhea at April 22, 2016 08:29 AM (2rmvw)

73 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 22, 2016 08:28 AM (voOPb)

That is some feel good story (actually stories)!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 22, 2016 08:31 AM (wYnyS)

74 Good morning, and Happy Passover to all our Jewish friends! I hope you can spend the holiday with family and friends.

Posted by: bluebell at April 22, 2016 08:32 AM (2WwbN)

75 "Positive gangs?" Like, oh, I don't know...the Boy Scouts

Knowing the Marxists, I bet they mean bands of snitches- turning in smokers, people who leave their lights on, and eaters of bacon.

Posted by: t-bird at April 22, 2016 08:32 AM (mxCgt)

76 Testicle

Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at April 22, 2016 08:32 AM (ZKlDy)

77 Morning all. Weekend has already started. Drilling post holes for a new fence. Fun times.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2016 08:32 AM (MDTpF)

78 And may Malach Ha Mawis - the Angel of Death - pay a visit to the enemies of freedom, light and justice everywhere.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 22, 2016 08:14 AM (p4UlV)



I hope he has an assistant because he is gonna be damn busy!



Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2016 08:20 AM (V/InG)







I'm on it!





Posted by: The Cherub of Diarrhea at April 22, 2016 08:29 AM (2rmvw)


I'm here to assist.

Posted by: The Subject Matter Expert Sr. Staff Advisor of Sharts at April 22, 2016 08:33 AM (JO9+V)

79 The feel good story...yeah, I'm crying. Very, very touching.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 22, 2016 08:33 AM (+FSld)

80 And yes, I read the links first and am still wiping away tears from the Feel Good story. Wow.

Posted by: bluebell at April 22, 2016 08:33 AM (2WwbN)

81 WRONG! Drink water or seltzer. Never drink anything with sugar. It compounds a hangover.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 22, 2016 08:22 AM (p4UlV)
***
Indeed....I'm having V8 and aqua cola - in honor of Immortan Joe.

And, my own take on Jeeves' restorative - it's a bloody mary combined with a prairie oyster - I've got things to do today......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 22, 2016 08:33 AM (lutOX)

82 It takes a village of gangs super-predators!
Posted by: Hilster
............
FIFY

Posted by: Shrillary at April 22, 2016 08:33 AM (UpGcq)

83
Flakey Critters. Yum.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 22, 2016 08:33 AM (p4UlV)

84 I'm guessing that steak heist happened in the Tenderloin District. The cops got a tip...



Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 22, 2016 08:33 AM (NeFrd)

85 ...while they were on a steak-out.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 22, 2016 08:34 AM (NeFrd)

86 Testes

Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at April 22, 2016 08:34 AM (ZKlDy)

87 The cops got a tip...


Actually 3 tips

Posted by: Bruce at April 22, 2016 08:34 AM (6Fek3)

88 When the regime changes.

Posted by: White Male College Grad Right Handed Handsome Tall Executive at April 22, 2016 08:28 AM (wN82N)


I fear we have no idea how entrenched the leftist/statists have become in every institution that should be supporting moral and just government with the consent of the people!

I do think a Republican President will actually recreate the entire field of investigative journalism and lead to accountability and transparency in government, but probably only until 2020!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 22, 2016 08:34 AM (wYnyS)

89 73 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 22, 2016 08:28 AM (voOPb)

That is some feel good story (actually stories)!
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 22, 2016 08:31 AM (wYnyS)

I do try to find a feel good story. It's not as easy as it would seem. I liked it. Had to give Chi-town a little grief, not much, but a little.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 22, 2016 08:35 AM (voOPb)

90 85 ...while they were on a steak-out.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 22, 2016 08:34 AM (NeFrd)

So are the cops hard-broiled?

Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at April 22, 2016 08:35 AM (ZKlDy)

91 87 The cops got a tip...


Actually 3 tips

Posted by: Bruce at April 22, 2016 08:34 AM (6Fek3)


Ooh, tri-tip. Yum!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 22, 2016 08:35 AM (p4UlV)

92 I'm on it!

Posted by: The Cherub of Diarrhea
...........
Ohh.. so it was you who paid Ace a visit the other day, huh?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 22, 2016 08:35 AM (UpGcq)

93 When she was a deputy City Attorney, Kamala Harris once told me I was a rayciss.

So I've got that going for me.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 22, 2016 08:35 AM (EZebt)

94 Prostate

Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at April 22, 2016 08:35 AM (ZKlDy)

95 The mayor lauded the apprehending officer, saying that it is rare for anything to be this well done.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 22, 2016 08:35 AM (NeFrd)

96 The cops got a tip...


Actually 3 tips



So, tri-tip?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2016 08:36 AM (MDTpF)

97 85 ...while they were on a steak-out.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 22, 2016 08:34 AM (NeFrd

Dammit Muldoon, what's your beef?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 22, 2016 08:36 AM (voOPb)

98 I, for one am looking forward to having 70% of my income go to taxes and health insurance premiums. The remaining 30% will just be enough for food and utilities. I had too much white privilege anyway. Wanting to keep more would be racist and hateful.

Posted by: Ripley at April 22, 2016 08:36 AM (1BQGO)

99 Seamus, I don't know how you come up with these things, but you always make me laugh.

And then the rest of you pile on . . . nice way to start the day. Thanks.

Posted by: bluebell at April 22, 2016 08:36 AM (2WwbN)

100 They'll grill him for any past crimes

Posted by: Bruce at April 22, 2016 08:36 AM (6Fek3)

101 Thanks, MH.. I know all those links are not easy to compile.. we appreciate it.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 22, 2016 08:36 AM (UpGcq)

102 Knowing the Marxists, I bet they mean bands of snitches- turning in smokers, people who leave their lights on, and eaters of bacon.

Posted by: t-bird at April 22, 2016 08:32 AM (mxCgt)


Nah, that could never happen here!

Posted by: Dr Zhivago at April 22, 2016 08:37 AM (wYnyS)

103
I don't know whose voice and face will be more grating for a 4 to 8 year period. Clinton's or Sanders'.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 22, 2016 08:37 AM (p4UlV)

104 It is raining here in Western Oregon like I have never seen it rain outside of the tropics. We are talking about firehoses.

Ye gods and little fishes.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 22, 2016 08:37 AM (OSOcC)

105 Bet they rake the perp over the coals. Give him a good grilling.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 22, 2016 08:37 AM (JO9+V)

106 100 They'll grill him for any past crimes
Posted by: Bruce at April 22, 2016 08:36 AM (6Fek3)


He'll fry for sure.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 22, 2016 08:37 AM (p4UlV)

107 Venezuela imposes daily four/hours blackout to save power; brewery out of barley will stop beer production


http://preview.tinyurl.com/hhn7q3x

The hydroelectric resevoirs are way down, no-one can access money under Maduro's banking regulation and:

"Venezuela has the world's largest proven oil reserves, but the government has resisted using crude to generate electricity, calling it inefficient."

(there apparently is nothing socialism and pig-stupid leftist enviroweenie dogma can't make worse)

Posted by: Kindltot at April 22, 2016 08:37 AM (OSOcC)

108 93 When she was a deputy City Attorney, Kamala Harris once told me I was a rayciss.

So I've got that going for me.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 22, 2016 08:35 AM (EZebt

You can only guess what I wanted to call her on the 'headline' but I continue to need this job to help make ends meet.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 22, 2016 08:37 AM (voOPb)

109 During the high speed chase the officer, while speeding through a heavily traveled intersection narrowly avoided being T-boned.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 22, 2016 08:38 AM (NeFrd)

110 Posted by: AmeriDan at April 22, 2016 08:25 AM (cq3QL)

Omg there it is - gmail put in the spam folder.
I fished it out and sent a reply just now.

Thanks!

Posted by: @votermom at April 22, 2016 08:38 AM (nbrY/)

111 104 It is raining here in Western Oregon like I have never seen it rain outside of the tropics. We are talking about firehoses.

Ye gods and little fishes.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 22, 2016 08:37 AM (OSOcC)


If ever there's a time for an arsonist to strike . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 22, 2016 08:38 AM (p4UlV)

112 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 22, 2016 08:35 AM (voOPb)

Believe me they are appreciated in these troubled times!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 22, 2016 08:38 AM (wYnyS)

113 (there apparently is nothing socialism and pig-stupid leftist enviroweenie dogma can't make worse)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 22, 2016 08:37 AM (OSOcC)

Something about not having toilet paper is about the lowest of the lows.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 22, 2016 08:38 AM (voOPb)

114 109 During the high speed chase the officer, while speeding through a heavily traveled intersection narrowly avoided being T-boned.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 22, 2016 08:38 AM (NeFrd)


At least he didn't have to strip, like in NY.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 22, 2016 08:39 AM (p4UlV)

115 "Morning all. Weekend has already started. Drilling post holes for a new fence. Fun times."


Don't forget me!

Posted by: Post Turtle at April 22, 2016 08:39 AM (ptqRm)

116 >>"Positive gangs?" Like, oh, I don't know...the Boy Scouts

Bingo.

The Left has been trying to destroy the Bot Scouts for decades.
Meanwhile, just this week one of Obama's chosen youth ambassadors to blacks and latinos had his ankle bracelet go off during a WH visit. Apparently Obama couldn't find one that didn't have a history of arrest and assault.

Here's a hint: there's a good chance it's not a positive influence if the word "gang" is involved.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2016 08:40 AM (NOIQH)

117 "Dammit Muldoon, what's your beef?"


He's just hamming it up.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 22, 2016 08:40 AM (wCPC7)

118 Posted by: Hrothgar at April 22, 2016 08:38 AM (wYnyS)

Thank you, i appreciate that.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 22, 2016 08:40 AM (voOPb)

119 117 "Dammit Muldoon, what's your beef?"


He's just hamming it up.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 22, 2016 08:40 AM (wCPC7)

I bet he's chicken.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 22, 2016 08:40 AM (voOPb)

120 37 Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 22, 2016 08:15 AM (NeFrd)
--------------------------------------------------

Great stuff Muldoon. Thanks for posting it.

Posted by: MTF at April 22, 2016 08:40 AM (/m8T6)

121 People sitting in the dark waiting for the government to turn the lights back on.The world the left wants.

Posted by: steevy at April 22, 2016 08:41 AM (B48dK)

122 He's just hamming it up.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 22, 2016 08:40 AM (wCPC7)


C'mon guys, quit ribbing Muldoon!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 22, 2016 08:41 AM (wYnyS)

123
From the school beating death story

News Journal, WHYY and community groups were scheduled to host a mayoral debate on public safety at 6:30 p.m. Thursday at the high school. That event was canceled out of respect for the family and community at Howard High.

None dare claim the problem is imaginary...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 22, 2016 08:41 AM (BK3ZS)

124 Hi bluebell, how's the low-carbing?

So far still sticking to it here.

Posted by: @votermom at April 22, 2016 08:41 AM (nbrY/)

125 People sitting in the dark waiting for the government to turn the lights back on.The world the left wants.

Posted by: steevy at April 22, 2016 08:41 AM (B48dK)


You'll see, comrade, with central planning everything will be more efficient!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 22, 2016 08:43 AM (wYnyS)

126 >>(there apparently is nothing socialism and pig-stupid leftist enviroweenie dogma can't make worse)


Like intentionally destroying the coal industry and implementing EPA regulations that make it too costly to keep older coal-powered energy plants in operation?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2016 08:43 AM (NOIQH)

127 You can only guess what I wanted to call her on the 'headline' but I continue to need this job to help make ends meet.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 22, 2016 08:37 AM (voOPb)
========

And you would have been accurate! I can personally assure you she has the heart of a fascist. I expect this post to be mentioned when I am sent to the happy fun camps.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 22, 2016 08:43 AM (EZebt)

128
109 During the high speed chase the officer, while speeding through a heavily traveled intersection narrowly avoided being T-boned.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 22, 2016 08:38 AM (NeFrd)


He should have out-flanked the suspect.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 22, 2016 08:44 AM (BK3ZS)

129 Hi votermom - yesterday was better (seeing that the chocolate bunny was no longer around to get in my way). I went to the store and stocked up on more veggies. New favorite snack is boursin spread on cucumber slices. Yum. Except I can't let my kids see the boursin or it would be gone in 15 seconds.

Posted by: bluebell at April 22, 2016 08:44 AM (2WwbN)

130 95 The mayor lauded the apprehending officer, saying that it is rare for anything to be this well done.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 22, 2016 08:35 AM (NeFrd)

Mayor commended the cop as an A-1 officer of the law.

Posted by: @votermom at April 22, 2016 08:44 AM (nbrY/)

131 People sitting in the dark waiting for the government to turn the lights back on.The world the left wants.


There will be no waiting. Your lights will be turned on in the order of the number we have tattooed on your arm.

Efficiency in government!!!

Posted by: Bruce at April 22, 2016 08:44 AM (6Fek3)

132 Syrian regime launches lethal strikes on Aleppo

Dozens killed in air strike barrage on rebel-held neighborhoods of former economic hub, as ceasefire totters.

PEACE IN OUR TIME!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2016 08:45 AM (V/InG)

133 Watched 'The Color Purple' last night. What the hell? Whoopi, Oprah, Glover but no Prince! Someone is getting audited.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 22, 2016 08:45 AM (gwG9s)

134 None dare claim the problem is imaginary...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 22, 2016 08:41 AM (BK3ZS)


What is really beginning to worry me, maybe scare is a better term, is that when a public reaction finally occurs after years of being contained, I fear it will be incredibly violent and the outcome will be none too certain!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 22, 2016 08:45 AM (wYnyS)

135 The Left has been trying to destroy the Bot Scouts for decades.

===

Why is it gays want so much access to kids, by the way?

/just askin questions

Posted by: Bigby's Empty Hands at April 22, 2016 08:46 AM (3ZtZW)

136 So I awoke this morning to an iPhone 4 which had become a brick in the night.

I should know all the things I'm about to ask, but I don't because I am a worthless intellectual worm crawling through the dung without a lick of sense, so I'm calling on the pity of the Horde.

i. What should I do?

ii. I mean in the sense of how do I get a phone without spending $600. (I'm not in a position to agree to a new eight years of contract or whatever they'll want).

3. This is Verizon. Are they going to let me buy a phone off craigslist and transfer my number?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 22, 2016 08:46 AM (1xUj/)

137 And you would have been accurate! I can personally assure you she has the heart of a fascist. I expect this post to be mentioned when I am sent to the happy fun camps.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 22, 2016 08:43 AM (EZebt)

Honest to goodness, when I first heard of this going on, i thought what a little Nazi b*tch. I was glad to see it struck down. Of course she will appeal, hope the 9th Circus does something right for a change.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 22, 2016 08:46 AM (voOPb)

138 People sitting in the dark waiting for the government to turn the lights back on.The world the left wants.



Posted by: steevy at April 22, 2016 08:41 AM (B48dK)



You'll see, comrade, with central planning everything will be more efficient!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 22, 2016 08:43 AM (wYnyS)

It's here now. Some of the 10,000 apartment residents evacuated in the Greenspoint area by the City of Houston met with hizzoner Wednesday evening in a town hall. Their chief complaint was that the city was too slow in responding.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 22, 2016 08:47 AM (JO9+V)

139 Boursin - the garlic flavored? Yum.
You know it's good when they have "sin" right there on the name.

Posted by: @votermom at April 22, 2016 08:47 AM (nbrY/)

140 "Dammit Muldoon, what's your beef?"

===

Cut it out, Bucco

Posted by: Bigby's Empty Hands at April 22, 2016 08:47 AM (3ZtZW)

141 132 Syrian regime launches lethal strikes on Aleppo

Dozens killed in air strike barrage on rebel-held neighborhoods of former economic hub, as ceasefire totters.

PEACE IN OUR TIME!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2016 08:45 AM (V/InG)

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 22, 2016 08:47 AM (voOPb)

142 Bander, can you restore thru iTunes?

Posted by: NCKate at April 22, 2016 08:48 AM (O46jc)

143 prince was 5'2"

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 22, 2016 08:49 AM (WTSFk)

144 PEACE IN OUR TIME!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2016 08:45 AM (V/InG)

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 22, 2016 08:47 AM (voOPb

Me and my damn dorky fingers.

I was going to say, it sounds like a disproportionate response. Is Bibi helping the Syrians?

///////

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 22, 2016 08:49 AM (voOPb)

145 To all the Horde:

This year we are slaves, next year may we be free men in Jerusalem! Happy Passover.

Now off to the salt mines...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 22, 2016 08:49 AM (EZebt)

146 Boursin - the garlic flavored? Yum.
You know it's good when they have "sin" right there on the name.
Posted by: @votermom at April 22, 2016 08:47 AM (nbrY/)
-----------------

Oh yeah baby. This is the three-pack, from Costco. I do feel bad keeping it from my kids, but I don't want to have to say "Leave it alone, kids - it's Mommy's diet food!" and have to face the are-you-kidding-me looks I'd get back.

Posted by: bluebell at April 22, 2016 08:49 AM (2WwbN)

147 >>Why is it gays want so much access to kids, by the way?

Asked no boy scout-hating Lefty ever!

Related: RS McCain has been pointing out all the scary feminists who have taken to the internet to educate your children on sex - and just how weird that is.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2016 08:49 AM (NOIQH)

148 Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 22, 2016 08:46 AM (1xUj/)
Not an expert, but I think VZ now does monthly no contract and will let you pay off the phone over 24 months. (You are on the hook for the remaining total if you quit VZ, tho').

Don't know about the cheap phone off Craigslist (or via Amazon).

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 22, 2016 08:51 AM (wYnyS)

149 >>Posted by: Bandersnatch

Did you try a hard reset?

Posted by: Aviator at April 22, 2016 08:52 AM (c7vUv)

150 Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 22, 2016 08:46 AM (1xUj/)

Legally you can take your number anywhere. What you're asking is if you can transfer the SIM card. You should ask Verizon.

You might get a good deal switching to another provider, like T-Mobile or Sprint.

If you don't mind switching to android there are cheap phones on the internet (I got my kid a BLU phone on amazon when her phone died)

Or you could try going to one of those "fix it" places at the mall to see if a new battery fixes it.

Posted by: @votermom at April 22, 2016 08:52 AM (nbrY/)

151 Bander, can you restore thru iTunes?
Posted by: NCKate


I don't understand the question.

The phone is dead, doesn't take a charge.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 22, 2016 08:53 AM (1xUj/)

152 Prince was only 5'2" with stubby fingers. I'm a strapping 6'2" with fingers to match that great height. Wonderful digits. Long. Tapered. The best.

Posted by: Trump 2016 at April 22, 2016 08:53 AM (gwG9s)

153 This is Verizon. Are they going to let me buy a phone off craigslist and transfer my number?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 22, 2016 08:46 AM (1xUj/)
-----------------

Bandersnatch, look at the Verizon Edge program. When my Samsung Galaxy S3 died last spring (sob, may it rest in peace, I loved that thing) it turned out that by switching to Verizon Edge I actually saved money on our bill every month even with the new phone added in. It's done differently than the old contract thing - you don't buy the phone upfront and sign a two-year contract. The payments for the phone are built in for the first 18 months and then your bill drops after the phone is paid off. No contract. Geez, I'm explaining this horribly but do look into it. I actually went into the Verizon store and a nice sales guy made me a chart with paper and pencil and showed me how it worked.

Posted by: bluebell at April 22, 2016 08:53 AM (2WwbN)

154 I don't understand the question.

The phone is dead, doesn't take a charge.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 22, 2016 08:53 AM (1xUj/)


I think he means do you have a back-up on the iCloud or on your computer?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2016 08:54 AM (V/InG)

155 Related: RS McCain has been pointing out all the scary feminists who have taken to the internet to educate your children on sex - and just how weird that is.

====

And then you have parents more or less forced to discuss how the kid can him/herself against an adult predator in various situations. Poor poor kids.

Posted by: Bigby's Empty Hands at April 22, 2016 08:54 AM (3ZtZW)

156 Don't know about the cheap phone off Craigslist (or via Amazon).
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 22, 2016 08:51 AM (wYnyS)

Used phone? Nah, I don't think so.
Posted by: The Rosenbergs

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 22, 2016 08:54 AM (voOPb)

157 Does anyone know the rules of the road concerning school zones when there is no school but some dumbass forgot to turn off the blinkie lights of the school zones?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2016 08:54 AM (bIIG6)

158 ... that's really short. woody allen is 5'5",

but height is a funny thing. hold a hand 1 foot above another. that's all the difference between prince and arnold schwarznegger. but if they had stood next to each other it would seem like a lot more!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 22, 2016 08:55 AM (WTSFk)

159 Morning horde.

Happy motherfuckin' Friday!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 22, 2016 08:55 AM (/D5Lf)

160 Used phone? Nah, I don't think so.
Posted by: The Rosenbergs
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 22, 2016 08:54 AM (voOPb)

Actually you can always use an old used phone. Verizon or any other Carrier can assign your phone number to it.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2016 08:56 AM (V/InG)

161 This is Verizon. Are they going to let me buy a phone off craigslist and transfer my number?

===

If they don't, see if your old number is available on google phone.

Posted by: Bigby's Empty Hands at April 22, 2016 08:56 AM (3ZtZW)

162 Bander, actually if you have an Apple store nearby, schedule an Apple care appointment and they will diagnose your phone for free I think.
They're proposed solution will be ridiculously expensive, but it's worth it to see if it's just a battery issue.
If it is just a battery issue, go get a new battery at one of those fix it places for cheap.

Posted by: @votermom at April 22, 2016 08:56 AM (nbrY/)

163 3. This is Verizon. Are they going to let me buy a phone off craigslist and transfer my number?

As long as it's a CDMA phone, yes. I've done it a number of times, though now I think VZW is charging $40 for the privilege.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at April 22, 2016 08:56 AM (PFy0L)

164 135 The Left has been trying to destroy the Bot Scouts for decades.

===

Why is it gays want so much access to kids, by the way?

/just askin questions
Posted by: Bigby's Empty Hands at April 22, 2016 08:46 AM (3ZtZW)


Anything that reinforces/instills Judeo-Christian, American and Western post-Enlightenmnet values is to be purged, eviscerated or otherwise co-opted.

Anything. And anyone.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 22, 2016 08:56 AM (p4UlV)

165 ...or trump...lol

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 22, 2016 08:56 AM (WTSFk)

166 Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2016 08:54 AM (bIIG6)
------------

I can tell you that in Florida my nephew got a ticket for going the speed limit (35) in a school zone that forgot to turn the blinky lights off during Christmas break. He politely explained to the cop that school wasn't in session but the cop didn't care and gave him a ticket anyway.

Posted by: bluebell at April 22, 2016 08:57 AM (2WwbN)

167 @Bandersnatch phone won't charge? Make sure the charging port is cleaned out. Use a toothpick. You said iPhone 4 so 30 pin connector right?

Posted by: blaster at April 22, 2016 08:57 AM (2Ocf1)

168 Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 22, 2016 08:46 AM (1xUj/)

rdbrewer posted this place awhile ago. he swears by them.

http://www.zfixit.com/

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 22, 2016 08:57 AM (Zu3d9)

169 84 I'm guessing that steak heist happened in the Tenderloin District. The cops got a tip...



Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 22, 2016 08:33 AM (NeFrd)

---------------
*mob wielding torches and a pitchforks shows up at door*

Muldoon? He's over there.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at April 22, 2016 08:57 AM (3Mimg)

170 Or you could try going to one of those "fix it" places at the mall to see if a new battery fixes it.

I've heard of those. I don't think the local mall has one.

Do you know a store name that I can look up to find if there's one anywhere in the state?

TIA

BTW, I sort of have to stay with Verizon. I'm on a family plan with my my ex-wife, so I'm not shopping for a new contract.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 22, 2016 08:57 AM (1xUj/)

171 I feel sorry for the poor guy who was attacked and left in the street to be run over, but suing 711 bc the atty claims they shd have security guards is bs.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 22, 2016 08:58 AM (iQIUe)

172 Sup horde!

Fun time out at the town dive last night that almost followed me into this morning, but I got in to work on time.

Now serve up that fresh hell.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 22, 2016 08:58 AM (xuouz)

173 It strikes me that when Billy Jeff talks about "positive gangs" he's probably thinking of something like the Red Guards ....

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 22, 2016 08:58 AM (gUoN4)

174 The Bad Lip Reading of Hillary and Bernie that Allah posted over at HotGas is a good way to start the work day with a laugh.

Posted by: MTF at April 22, 2016 08:59 AM (/m8T6)

175 Bluebell, thank you.
Talk about stupid.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2016 08:59 AM (MDTpF)

176 ... 8feet. now that's tall. look at the top of your wall where it meets the ceiling. 8'. the record high jump is 8'+. i consider that the greatest olympic achievement, to launch ones self above that height.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 22, 2016 09:00 AM (WTSFk)

177 BTW, I sort of have to stay with Verizon. I'm on a family plan with my my ex-wife, so I'm not shopping for a new contract.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 22, 2016 08:57 AM (1xUj

Gives new meaning to the theme of "Friends & Family"

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 22, 2016 09:00 AM (voOPb)

178 157 Does anyone know the rules of the road concerning school zones when there is no school but some dumbass forgot to turn off the blinkie lights of the school zones?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2016 08:54 AM (bIIG6)


This is America 2016.

It is/isn't lawful to drive regular speed during a holiday through a school zone.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 22, 2016 09:00 AM (/D5Lf)

179 Does anyone know the rules of the road concerning school zones when there is no school but some dumbass forgot to turn off the blinkie lights of the school zones?
Posted by: rickb223
...........
That's called a speed trap.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 22, 2016 09:01 AM (UpGcq)

180 Over here I googled fix iPhone plus my zip code then started calling around

Posted by: @votermom at April 22, 2016 09:01 AM (nbrY/)

181 Did you hear that Prince died ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 22, 2016 09:01 AM (LOqRU)

182 The Left has been trying to destroy the Bot Scouts for decades.

They've been doing a competent job of it.

My Pack has been recruiting for next year, and at an advertised event in a rather large school we had three families express interest. Three. Conservatives don't like the direction Scouts is going and won't join up, and Liberals were never going to join up in the first place.

The Packs/Troops that my kids are involved in are facing an existential issue.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at April 22, 2016 09:02 AM (PFy0L)

183 Over here I googled fix iPhone plus my zip code then started calling around


Oh that's smart. This is why I asked the Horde.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 22, 2016 09:02 AM (1xUj/)

184 I'm assuming you have access to a phone, Bander, which I just realized may not be true.

Posted by: @votermom at April 22, 2016 09:02 AM (nbrY/)

185 The steak thief, named Chuck, was apprehended by Officer Angus, who is in his prime.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 22, 2016 09:02 AM (JO9+V)

186 Just read your post on Maj Baltazar, great stuff voterma

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 22, 2016 09:02 AM (xuouz)

187 JJS@35 -
From your mouth to His ears !

And a Ziessen Pesach to you too, and to all !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 22, 2016 09:03 AM (gUoN4)

188 he's probably thinking of something like the Red Guards ....

==

Young Pioneers. Like Scouting, except State-sponsored. Advancement through adherence to Party principles and attainment of things like Class President, used as a gateway to leadership positions within the Party apparatus and also to police classmates for ideological conformity. Plus sing-a-longs.

Posted by: Bigby's Empty Hands at April 22, 2016 09:03 AM (3ZtZW)

189 No hulking man in a dress should need 10 stalls to corner a 9-year old and stick their finger where it doesn't belong!

Posted by: 10-stall Assault Chamber at April 22, 2016 09:03 AM (CUk0C)

190 Mornin' All

Why isn't anyone talking about Cruz as the:

FIRST HISPANIC PRESIDENT!?!?!?!?!

I thought being the "first" president from some ethnic group was a big deal. Maybe I'm wrong.

Posted by: Marcus Aurelius' Underpants at April 22, 2016 09:03 AM (QD9SN)

191 185 The steak thief, named Chuck, was apprehended by Officer Angus, who is in his prime.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 22, 2016 09:02 AM (JO9+V)

It's rare to find puns here but that one will be seared into my memory.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 22, 2016 09:05 AM (/D5Lf)

192 The media is taking this Prince death awfully hard. Are the flags going to half staff?

I didn't know he was so important to the country.

Remember when Norman Borlaug died? Neither do I.

He was the guy responsible for the advances in genetically modified crops that now feed millions of people who would have starved otherwise.

But apparently, he was no Prince.

Posted by: jwest at April 22, 2016 09:06 AM (Zs4uk)

193 I love my Nokia 640 Windows phone.. but maybe coming from an iPhone you wouldn't like it.. $75 bucks from WalMart. geez.. looks like they are only $29 now! T-Mobile though..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 22, 2016 09:06 AM (UpGcq)

194 I don't know if this has been mentioned: that Brazil Bike Walk collapse was a disaster waiting to happen. I watched a Vine of it right after it happened:
The area that fell was right in the sites of a massive wave blast. There are smooth, tapering basalt rocks that direct the wave underneath the under-engineered structure. They are trying to span 50+ meters with a run that is directly in the path of a powerful wave.
The crowd got doused at the end of the video.
#moarstructuralengineering

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 22, 2016 09:06 AM (SeD0w)

195 Does anyone know the rules of the road concerning school zones when there is no school but some dumbass forgot to turn off the blinkie lights of the school zones?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2016 08:54 AM (bIIG6)

I am just guessing that since most schools still have Athletic Fields and activities all the time including weekends, I 'assume" those speed limits are always in force

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2016 09:07 AM (V/InG)

196 188 ... Who's that guy always going on, and on, and on about now compared to 1930s Germany ?

Oh yeah. Me.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 22, 2016 09:07 AM (LOqRU)

197 Chris Plante is reporting that the media (WaPo) is already slandering and sliming Prince because he was a conservative and a Christian...and he apparently opposed gay marriage.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 22, 2016 09:07 AM (+FSld)

198 Posted by: Bigby's Empty Hands at April 22, 2016 09:03 AM (3ZtZW)
***
Sing to the sailors
On the Floating Fortress,
Sing to the soldiers
On the battlefield
Sing to the air-men
Flying over Eurasia,
Sing to the farmers'
Rising yields.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 22, 2016 09:08 AM (lutOX)

199 Remember when Norman Borlaug died? Neither do I.
Posted by: jwest at April 22, 2016 09:06 AM (Zs4uk)

If I can find a way to substantiate these rumors that Mr Borlaug was a crossdresser he might be able to get some airtime.

(note to reader: there are no rumors)

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 22, 2016 09:08 AM (xuouz)

200 190 Mornin' All

Why isn't anyone talking about Cruz as the:

FIRST HISPANIC PRESIDENT!?!?!?!?!

I thought being the "first" president from some ethnic group was a big deal. Maybe I'm wrong.
Posted by: Marcus Aurelius' Underpants at April 22, 2016 09:03 AM (QD9SN)
----------

According to our media betters Cruz isn't a true Hispanic because he doesn't eat tacos 24/7.

Posted by: Serenity Now! at April 22, 2016 09:09 AM (BDZWU)

201 Interactive map of how many trans per 100,000


http://tinyurl.com/hcf62fq


So yeah, small small small small minority gets to dictate to the rest of us

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 22, 2016 09:09 AM (/D5Lf)

202
When I last posted here, I had to get up for work in 4 hours. I didn't fall asleep until an hour after that.

Posted by: iforgot at April 22, 2016 09:09 AM (pC96u)

203 it's not just the media. cities are coloring buildings purple , the eiffel tower, too. remarkable how pop musicians, not artists or writers or, yes, scientists, get that treatment. i liked prince, though, more than david bowie.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 22, 2016 09:09 AM (WTSFk)

204 I thought being the "first" president from some ethnic group was a big deal. Maybe I'm wrong.

--

Get with the program. You are not an authentic [fill in the blank ethnic group] if you are a Republican. Thus voids your "first" claim to anything. And don't you forget it!

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 22, 2016 09:09 AM (+FSld)

205 "FIRST HISPANIC PRESIDENT!?!?!?!?! "


Cruz isn't Hispanic. He's conservative.

Posted by: jwest at April 22, 2016 09:10 AM (Zs4uk)

206 If the arrogant asshole Fredo thinks commenting on England getting out of the EU will halp England Stay in the EU, he is more clueless than I even thought. What an asshole

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2016 09:10 AM (V/InG)

207 >>>>>Mornin' All



Why isn't anyone talking about Cruz as the:



FIRST HISPANIC PRESIDENT!?!?!?!?!



I thought being the "first" president from some ethnic group was a big deal. Maybe I'm wrong.
.
.
.
.
.Because he is a "White" Hispanic, not quite Hispanic enough for the MSM.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 22, 2016 09:10 AM (iONHu)

208 btw, that link in the sidebar to a 1983 prince concert is worth it. i liked it.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 22, 2016 09:10 AM (WTSFk)

209 186 Just read your post on Maj Baltazar, great stuff voterma
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 22, 2016 09:02 AM (xuouz)

Thanks kiddo!

Posted by: @votermom at April 22, 2016 09:10 AM (nbrY/)

210 Remember when Norman Borlaug died? Neither do I. He was the guy responsible for the advances in genetically modified
crops that now feed millions of people who would have starved otherwise.
>>>

If it wasn't for that meddling prick Borlaug feeding people my dire warnings of apocalypse would have come true and I would be a god instead of just a rich prick.



Posted by: Paul Ehrlich at April 22, 2016 09:11 AM (tf9Ne)

211 Does anyone know the rules of the road concerning school zones when there is no school but some dumbass forgot to turn off the blinkie lights of the school zones?

Yeah, I know the rule: Pay The Man.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 22, 2016 09:12 AM (SeD0w)

212 Anybody have 9k laying around??



FNH M249S SAW 5.56 M249 M 249 BELT FED SEMI AUTO
FN 56460 S CIVILIAN VERSION BELT FED

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 22, 2016 09:12 AM (/D5Lf)

213 Interactive map of how many trans per 100,000

--

I want to see an interactive map of how many perverts/sexual predators per 100,000 there are juxtaposed right next to this.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 22, 2016 09:12 AM (+FSld)

214 Guy on the radio said Prince has been energetically performing the past few years so I dont see how he cd be dying of aids.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 22, 2016 09:12 AM (iQIUe)

215 Chicago media

HOCKEY PLAYER SAYS BAD ANTI-HOMO WORD

1,000 shot since first of year

Comments: Damned Republicans!

Posted by: CrustyB at April 22, 2016 09:14 AM (GvSpB)

216 Bander, hopefully it's just a battery issue, but if you find out that you do have to get a new phone, you have to check with Verizon first about a 3rd party phone, specially of you decide to go android.
Even if they do allow it, you have to make sure it's compatible with their network.

Posted by: @votermom at April 22, 2016 09:14 AM (nbrY/)

217 3. This is Verizon. Are they going to let me buy a phone off craigslist and transfer my number?





Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 22, 2016 08:46 AM (1xUj/)

I bought a cheap Verizon flip phone from them over the internet through Straight Talk and get 30 day minute cards (90 at a time) from Walkmart. The phone was 30 bucks and the time cards for 30 days are about 30 bucks. That is about as cheap as you can get in this area.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 22, 2016 09:14 AM (vvmPQ)

218 I havent seen it brought up but back in 1991 at some video award show, Prince performed. The stage was packed with musicians and dancers and they were half naked and Prince had the material over his ass cut off. This was shocking back then. Looked like an orgy.

The next year, Howard Stern wore a costume similar to Prince's - the assless chaps look.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 22, 2016 09:15 AM (iQIUe)

219 and a Christian

He was Jehovah's Witness.

Debatable.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 22, 2016 09:16 AM (SeD0w)

220 Well, I remember Norman Borlaug passing, but only because I recognized the name.

/ 2 paragraphs of sarcasm omitted /

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 22, 2016 09:18 AM (gUoN4)

221 re: Cruz being the first hispanic president, I'll tell you when he won't get credit for that via a look at this gem from the bowels of my facebook activity in response to a tepid liberal defense of Hillary's CPT "joke."

GoK: It's not that you should be offended, it's the double standard. If Ted Cruz said this his campaign would effectively be over.
Lib Douche: It's pretty obvious why they are held to different standards. One at least pays lip service to the black community, and the other downright lies about the #BLM movement.
Think of it this way. My friends can make fun of my baldness because they are my friends and I know they have my back. You may not because I don't know you and it'd be a dick thing to do. See the difference?
GoK: So it's a justifiable double standard
Lib Douche: Is it a double standard that my college math teacher grades on a different level of scrutanty than my high school math teacher?


I did proceed to mushroom stamp him, but I can't take pride in killing retarded prey.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 22, 2016 09:18 AM (xuouz)

222 Kate Lawson, treehouse complainer?

https://uwaterloo.ca/english/people-profiles/kate-lawson

fits the profile.

Posted by: foo at April 22, 2016 09:19 AM (MDk4p)

223 Obamacare is a disaster, yet nobody is really talking about it. Sure, a few, "remove and replace," homilies, but really nothing to suggest that anyone's any more serious about doing away with obamacare than before.

Government has gotten so big that it is impossible to manage and because it is so big AND impossible to manage, the only thing that congress can do by way of managing this monstrosity is to throw money at things. The bigger the problem, the more money will be thrown at it. There is no consideration of actual solutions to anything at the upper levels of government because there can't be. Too many problems, too much broken and only one solution: more money.

For decades, the pentagon has been a microcosm of the problem and all that has happened is that the problem has gotten magnitudes. A budget bigger than the next seven nations combined, and the Defense Dept can't make an airplane that works.

Yet when virtually anyone looks at the number and scope of the problems facing this country, along with all of the fictional problems that politicians invent to keep the people from looking at all of the truly serious problems facing the country, and what is invariably the proposed way to fix the problems? More government. More money.

This is not going to get fixed. When money is the only answer to everything then answering problems becomes too easy to fix. If you had a job where all you had to do every day was to hand out money on the knowledge that some of the money that you handed out was going to come back to you in the form of graft, why would you want to fix it?

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at April 22, 2016 09:19 AM (4ng05)

224 and a Christian

He was Jehovah's Witness.

Debatable

====

He attended the services of his choice, within the spectrum of Christianity. Too many are eager to say You Aren't Christian and you know? Fuck it, why be Christian if that's the attitude. Maybe that's the world you want.

Posted by: Bigby's Empty Hands at April 22, 2016 09:19 AM (3ZtZW)

225 anyway, doctor's appointment. Later.

Posted by: Bigby's Empty Hands at April 22, 2016 09:19 AM (3ZtZW)

226 Lib Douche: Is it a double standard that my college math teacher grades on a different level of scrutanty than my high school math teacher?

Apparently his English teacher didn't bother to grade at all.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at April 22, 2016 09:21 AM (PFy0L)

227 Did you hear that Prince died ?

Posted by: ScoggDog


******


Does this mean the e-mails from Nigeria will stop?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 22, 2016 09:22 AM (NeFrd)

228 103
I don't know whose voice and face will be more grating for a 4 to 8 year period. Clinton's or Sanders'.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 22, 2016 08:37 AM (p4UlV)

Hillary, hands down. Bernie would be like having your drunk uncle over for 4 years of Thanksgiving dinner; Hillary would be like having your ball-bustin' mother-in-law over for 4 years of lectures on feminism.

Posted by: joncelli, putting that thought in your head at April 22, 2016 09:22 AM (RD7QR)

229 I hear the newest iphone SE is "only" $400

Posted by: @votermom at April 22, 2016 09:22 AM (nbrY/)

230 The answer is "Wanting an organization's donor list."

What is "How is California like 1960's Alabama?"

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Indulge Your Neuroses with a Custom Complaint from the Outrage Outlet! at April 22, 2016 09:23 AM (hLRSq)

231 Jehovah's Witness ring my doorbell and put shutters over all the windows on their churches.

Still preferable to Islam.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 22, 2016 09:23 AM (LOqRU)

232 Apparently, the automobile manufacturer of the taxi cab that ran over the Chicago waiter outside of a 7-11 is going to get off scot-free.

Posted by: centralscrutinizer at April 22, 2016 09:23 AM (vI+F1)

233 Apparently his English teacher didn't bother to grade at all.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at April 22, 2016 09:21 AM (PFy0L)

That was my favorite part. There was actually an even stupider thing he said but I'm already feeling my intellectual immune system start to overheat from this much verbatim facebook bullshit.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 22, 2016 09:23 AM (xuouz)

234 Posted by: Count de Monet at April 22, 2016 09:02 AM (JO9+V)

It's rare to find puns here but that one will be seared into my memory.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 22, 2016 09:05 AM (/D5L

Cut it out, this buttering him up has to stop. You can only milk it for so long

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 22, 2016 09:23 AM (voOPb)

235 Don't let Mis Hum cow you, I'd rather we all sit here and beef about puns anyway.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 22, 2016 09:25 AM (xuouz)

236 This blog has been marinating in your punnery for far too long.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 22, 2016 09:25 AM (LOqRU)

237 Ann Coulter has more twitter followers (despite no TV or radio show) than the entire staff of NR.

Posted by: bjk at April 22, 2016 09:25 AM (x2rNW)

238 >>>>>For decades, the pentagon has been a microcosm of the problem and all
that has happened is that the problem has gotten magnitudes. A budget
bigger than the next seven nations combined, and the Defense Dept can't
make an airplane that works.
.
.
.
.
.It isn't because the Pentagon is so big, it is mostly because Congress keeps continually interfering in almost all aspects of DOD business. From contract rigging to favored Companies from big donors to setting specifications, then changing requirements for weapons systems that they have no clue about, congress and the Administration are continually hobbling DOD.

Sure they have some bureaucracies issues, but I don't think they come even close to the amount of delay that Congress does by constantly meddling to reward their big backers.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 22, 2016 09:25 AM (iONHu)

239 "Cut it out, this buttering him up has to stop. You can only milk it for so long"



That's so cheesy.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 22, 2016 09:26 AM (wCPC7)

240 Muldoon's puns are so tender you can cut them with a fork, a filet. Mine are tough and chewy and full of gristle.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 22, 2016 09:27 AM (JO9+V)

241 I know we can't even use the T-word (Leading Republican Candidate, or LRC) around this place without getting deleted, but that sidebar by krak is so dishonest it makes me woozy.

No positions? A simple click on the LRC website lists seven policy positions in great detail. I guess using the Internet is a skill some haven't mastered.

You don't like the guy? Then he should have enough real-life problems without making stuff up.

Posted by: Kate58 at April 22, 2016 09:27 AM (oLZsm)

242
Here's Prince's 1991 performance:

https://goo.gl/5hA7HU

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 22, 2016 09:27 AM (iQIUe)

243 237 Ann Coulter has more twitter followers (despite no TV or radio show) than the entire staff of NR.
Posted by: bjk at April 22, 2016 09:25 AM (x2rNW

1) She has bigger boobs
2) She has a bigger adam's apple
3) Only Williamson's vagina is bigger

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 22, 2016 09:28 AM (voOPb)

244 I think Prince is just very noticeable, has a lot of "cool" and very never actually said anything publicly that would embarrass the MFM if they try to cannonize him, unlike most of the other public faces who die or otherwise get a celebrity swell.

He was right in that sweet spot of "easy to portray" x "lots of celebrity" x "sat down and shut up on the right subjects"

I bet certain folk are still feeling punchy over the whole Brendon Eich issue, for example.


Posted by: Kindltot at April 22, 2016 09:28 AM (OSOcC)

245 Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a thread winner:

243
237 Ann Coulter has more twitter followers (despite no TV or radio show) than the entire staff of NR.

Posted by: bjk at April 22, 2016 09:25 AM (x2rNW



1) She has bigger boobs

2) She has a bigger adam's apple

3) Only Williamson's vagina is bigger

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 22, 2016 09:28 AM (voOPb)

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 22, 2016 09:29 AM (jxbfJ)

246 >>>243

*thumbs up*

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 22, 2016 09:29 AM (xuouz)

247 Speaking of the Pentagon, search "plane drops humvee germany" and you can watch the military drop three Humvees from the sky. I am not making this up.

Posted by: bjk at April 22, 2016 09:30 AM (x2rNW)

248 Sure they have some bureaucracies issues, but I don't think they come even close to the amount of delay that Congress does by constantly meddling to reward their big backers.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 22, 2016 09:25 AM (iONHu)

You're sort of making my point, I think, but no - the DoD has been a gigantic hole that money has been thrown into, without regard to the amount that has gone missing in the form of waste, fraud, and corruption for a very, very long time. There is plenty wrong with the way the pentagon is managed - a lot of it is expected and because a lot of it is expected, a lot more of it just gets overlooked.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at April 22, 2016 09:31 AM (4ng05)

249 Did you hear that Prince died ?



Posted by: ScoggDog

Was it the "flu"?
Drug overdose?
Or the contaminated meat in the can?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 22, 2016 09:31 AM (jxbfJ)

250 embarrass the MFM if they try to cannonize him...


*****

See my #37.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 22, 2016 09:32 AM (NeFrd)

251 Omg there it is - gmail put in the spam folder.
I fished it out and sent a reply just now.
Thanks!
Posted by: @votermom

Spam? Ha! That's crazy, gmail email to gmail email goes to spam. What a world we live in.

I replied back a few minutes ago with more detailed info, and my phone just now dinged. That might be your reply. Of course, it dings and chirps all of the time and I have no clue what it's alerting me to.

Posted by: AmeriDan at April 22, 2016 09:33 AM (8V462)

252 247
Speaking of the Pentagon, search "plane drops humvee germany" and you
can watch the military drop three Humvees from the sky. I am not making
this up.

Posted by: bjk at April 22, 2016 09:30 AM (x2rNW)
Except for the fact that my tax dollars helped pay for those three HumVees that pancaked, it was funny. Sure would have enjoyed watching the dressing down of the person who supposedly secured these HumVees to the harness.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 22, 2016 09:33 AM (jxbfJ)

253 Picked this up over at WZ. A Cankles tweet:

"We have got to address the unequal effects of the criminal justice system on people of color."

IOW, "I'm trying to get blacks to vote for me so I'll say anything necessary."

I look at this and think, who on earth would not be able to see right through that? It's laughable. I don't want to believe people are that dumb, but...well, they are. That's the worst part.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 22, 2016 09:34 AM (+FSld)

254 Did you hear that Prince died ?



Posted by: ScoggDog

Was it the "flu"?
Drug overdose?
Or the contaminated meat in the can?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 22, 2016 09:31 AM (jxbfJ)



People tend to forget that flu used to be a major cause of death.

And will still kill you stone cold dead if you don't take care. And even if you do.

Reading the reports, Prince had the flu and just kept pushing himself to play a concert, etc.

There may have been other factors involved, who knows, but really flu by itself is enough.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 22, 2016 09:35 AM (0cMkb)

255 See my #37.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon

Dude, a person could strain a finger scrolling that far up. /s

Posted by: AmeriDan at April 22, 2016 09:35 AM (8V462)

256 embarrass the MFM if they try to cannonize him...



THEY GONNA SHOOT PRINCE OUTTA A CANNON??

Posted by: AL SHARPTON at April 22, 2016 09:37 AM (JO9+V)

257 Picked this up over at WZ. A Cankles tweet:

"We have got to address the unequal effects of the criminal justice system on people of color."

IOW, "I'm trying to get blacks to vote for me so I'll say anything necessary."

I look at this and think, who on earth would not be able to see right through that? It's laughable. I don't want to believe people are that dumb, but...well, they are. That's the worst part.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 22, 2016 09:34 AM (+FSld)

Well unfortunetaly , the Blacks who vote deomcratic are that stupid as are the Jews who vote democratic. A lot of stupid people on earth. Many are on the campuses of institutions of Higher Education

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2016 09:37 AM (V/InG)

258 Debatable.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 22, 2016 09:16 AM (SeD0w)

How well did you know Prince?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 22, 2016 09:38 AM (Zu3d9)

259 Reading the reports, Prince had the flu and just kept pushing himself to play a concert, etc.

There may have been other factors involved, who knows, but really flu by itself is enough.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 22, 2016 09:35 AM (0cMkb)


yeah those reports are starting to be discounted and Drugs seem to be coming to the forefront

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2016 09:38 AM (V/InG)

260 My Prince story:
A girl i was dating was tearing through the Minneapolis Airport to catch a flight. A side door opened, and Prince stepped directly into this girls path. (This girl was 5'10", swimmers body). She hit Prince so hard, she thought she had killed him.
All she could talk about was how tiny he was.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 22, 2016 09:39 AM (SeD0w)

261 How well did you know Prince?

See above.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 22, 2016 09:39 AM (SeD0w)

262 254 Reading the reports, Prince had the flu and just kept pushing himself to play a concert, etc.



There may have been other factors involved, who knows, but really flu by itself is enough.



Posted by: naturalfake at April 22, 2016 09:35 AM (0cMkb)

I linked to a site this morning on the ONT that said the "emergency stop" on the way home for Flu symptoms was actually a drug overdose.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 22, 2016 09:40 AM (vvmPQ)

263 He attended the services of his choice, within the
spectrum of Christianity. Too many are eager to say You Aren't Christian
and you know? Fuck it, why be Christian if that's the attitude. Maybe
that's the world you want.
Posted by: Bigby's Empty Hands at April 22, 2016 09:19 AM (3ZtZW)


I think virtue signalling is very odd. Both sides saying "you aren't Christian" are signalling that they are virtuous: one side claiming their group is the only one and all others are sinners should DIAF to prepare for what awaits them, and the other saying you all fall short of your ideals and none of you are Christians and all you delusional homophobic sky-fairy idiots should all DIAF.

There has to be a solution found to counter this. When both sides of a dispute decide that they are going to tear down something, it probably will come down, and no-one will turn out to be fire-proof

Posted by: Kindltot at April 22, 2016 09:40 AM (OSOcC)

264 Posted by: Kate58 at April 22, 2016 09:27 AM (oLZsm)

I have read Trump's policy positions on his website. The problem is that he has backtracked on many of them, and some of them, in particular the VA policy, are vacuous.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 22, 2016 09:42 AM (Zu3d9)

265 And the bodies keep piling up at the LA coroner's office. How horrible. If someone dies at home and is not under a doctor's care, an autopsy is mandatory. So, you want to bury your love one but have to wait months to get the body? Unacceptable. I suspect you can pay for a private autopsy to get around it which is great if you have the bucks.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 22, 2016 09:43 AM (iQIUe)

266 yeah those reports are starting to be discounted and Drugs seem to be coming to the forefront

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2016 09:38 AM (V/InG)




Welp. There you go.


Kids, don't mix Drugs with your Flu. It never ends well.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 22, 2016 09:43 AM (0cMkb)

267 Discounted reports are the best kind, that's why I get all mine at Drudge Reports.

Posted by: bjk at April 22, 2016 09:44 AM (x2rNW)

268 There has to be a solution found to counter this. When both sides of a dispute decide that they are going to tear down something, it probably will come down, and no-one will turn out to be fire-proof

How ya doin' there?

Posted by: Thirty Years' War at April 22, 2016 09:44 AM (9krrF)

269 Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2016 09:38 AM (V/InG)

Based on?

Until the autopsy and toxicology report is complete, it's all just guessing.

Hell, the guy might have had a heart attack. We simply don't know.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 22, 2016 09:45 AM (Zu3d9)

270 195 I am just guessing that since most schools still have Athletic Fields and activities all the time including weekends, I 'assume" those speed limits are always in force
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2016 09:07 AM (V/InG)

______

Being hurled across the room at velocities exceeding the local speed limit does not make my client athletic.

Expect a subpoena

Posted by: Michelle Fields's Lawyer at April 22, 2016 09:45 AM (10hEu)

271 Prince to be buried in child-sized coffin. The greys at Roswell were put in child-sized coffins. Coincidence or conspiracy?

Posted by: Tin Foil Times at April 22, 2016 09:45 AM (gwG9s)

272 All Drudge Reports are 50% off.

Posted by: bjk at April 22, 2016 09:46 AM (x2rNW)

273 And the bodies keep piling up at the LA coroner's office. How horrible.
If someone dies at home and is not under a doctor's care, an autopsy is
mandatory. So, you want to bury your love one but have to wait months
to get the body?>>>

What if you say you are muslim? Don't they have some 48 hour burial rule.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 22, 2016 09:46 AM (tf9Ne)

274 Half off Friday at Drudge Reports.

Posted by: bjk at April 22, 2016 09:46 AM (x2rNW)

275 Based on?

Until the autopsy and toxicology report is complete, it's all just guessing.

Hell, the guy might have had a heart attack. We simply don't know.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 22, 2016 09:45 AM (Zu3d9)

based on shit coming out of TMZ...

hey don't shoot the messenger.

I only report, you decide

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2016 09:46 AM (V/InG)

276 and the other thing is the brits are really slamming obama for politicking on the eu exit issue. left and right are denouncing him according to some sources, in very harsh terms. so unusual to see in the msm, the brit msm at least, compared to his reatment here.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 22, 2016 09:48 AM (WTSFk)

277 Here's something Al Jaz is reporting: 600 African boat people landed in Costa Rica. The flood from Africa is arriving. I don't know why they don't land in Florida and pretend to be Cuban.

Posted by: bjk at April 22, 2016 09:49 AM (x2rNW)

278 Israel issues tender for new international airport
With Ben Gurion International Airport quickly reaching capacity, the Israel Airports Authority is looking for a location to build a new international airport but is encountering opposition from regional councils.


THIS is what you call poor planning. BG International Airport, at least the New Terminal is NOT that old. Maybe 13 years old? Or less

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2016 09:49 AM (V/InG)

279
Raunchy Prince was actually a conservative Christian who reportedly opposed gay marriage



http://tinyurl.com/hrnr6ru



Burn him....BURN HIM!!!!!!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 22, 2016 09:50 AM (/D5Lf)

280 Log in Cabin Republican.

Posted by: bjk at April 22, 2016 09:50 AM (x2rNW)

281 >>and the other thing is the brits are really slamming obama for politicking on the eu exit issue.


As they should - who the heck is he to get in the middle of this?
I hate it when the Brits try to tell us who to vote for for POTUS.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2016 09:50 AM (NOIQH)

282 275 Based on?

Until the autopsy and toxicology report is complete, it's all just guessing.

Hell, the guy might have had a heart attack. We simply don't know.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 22, 2016 09:45 AM (Zu3d9)

based on shit coming out of TMZ...

hey don't shoot the messenger.

I only report, you decide
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2016 09:46 AM (V/InG)

Now boys........
If I have to stop this thread.............

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 22, 2016 09:51 AM (voOPb)

283 What if you say you are muslim? Don't they have some 48 hour burial rule.

Orthodox Jews I think are similar, especially if the Sabbath is approaching.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 22, 2016 09:52 AM (9krrF)

284 THEY GONNA SHOOT PRINCE OUTTA A CANNON??
Posted by: AL SHARPTON at April 22, 2016 09:37 AM (JO9+V)


No, they will hollow HIM out, varnish him and put him on trunnions and turn him into a laderkanon.

(later they will use him as a musical instrument and call him a Lieder Kanon)

Posted by: Kindltot at April 22, 2016 09:52 AM (OSOcC)

285 Ace has been right all along. Donald Trump thinks Republicans/conservatives are a bunch of boorish hicks. He doesn't see conservatism as a set of principles but as crass non PCness. Which is why he never bothered to learn, e.g., that we are not for federal government involvement in education or healthcare until Anderson Cooper! kindly educated him during an interview.

But don't really blame him too much. The strategy is clearly working for him.

Now he's got higher taxes on the rich. Enjoy your new and evolved GOPe Donnie!

HOLLYWOOD, Fla. (AP)
"You'll start to see more depth of the person, the real person. You'll see a real different guy," Manafort said.

"He gets it," Manafort said of Trump's need to moderate his brash personality. "The part that he's been playing is evolving into the part that now you've been expecting, but he wasn't ready for, because he had first to complete the first phase. The negatives will come down. The image is going to change."

Darn pixy won't let me paste what I want even after replacing the quotes and apostrophes. For the article, see the sidebar.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 22, 2016 09:54 AM (ZKlDy)

286 yeah those reports are starting to be discounted and Drugs seem to be coming to the forefront
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2016 09:38 AM (V/InG)

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Lets not kid ourselves here.

Yeah, drugs were probably the contributing factor. But in Prince's case, and so many others, it their cadre of hangers on that in the end killed him.

Michael Jackson, Janis Joplin, Elvis, Jimi Hendrix and countless others all died because their handlers enabled them to destroy themselves. Even Lynerd Skynard who's plane crashed do to last minute overloading and the entourage probably pressuring the pilot to take off anyway.

"Death By Entourage" should a medical examiner classification. Prince died because the people around were more concerned by their station around Prince than they were with Princes well being.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 22, 2016 09:54 AM (8XRCm)

287 Did anyone else find Prince and Bowie very similar? Maybe it is just me, but some of the guitar licks in both guys' famous songs are very similar. Both were excellent musicians.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 22, 2016 09:55 AM (MIKMs)

288 The story about the guy throwing perfectly good red meat out of his window during a high speed chase made me cry a little.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 22, 2016 09:55 AM (0mRoj)

289
It's disgusting when you look at these gang beatings that it is always about 6 kids on 1.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 22, 2016 09:56 AM (iQIUe)

290 283 What if you say you are muslim? Don't they have some 48 hour burial rule.

Orthodox Jews I think are similar, especially if the Sabbath is approaching.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 22, 2016 09:52 AM (9krrF)
***
Before the sun sets the next day, is the way we always did it.

I remember digging my grandfather's grave by hand, with my uncles helping. Rough and hard work; we passed the bottle not a little.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 22, 2016 09:56 AM (lutOX)

291 " I don't know why they don't land in Florida and pretend to be Cuban."

They can't pull off the "I'm from Cuba" thing.
None of them know how to keep a 70 year old Chevy running with bailing twine and duct tape.

Posted by: Post Turtle at April 22, 2016 09:56 AM (ptqRm)

292 The story about the guy throwing perfectly good red meat out of his window during a high speed chase made me cry a little.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 22, 2016 09:55 AM (0mRoj)

i did not see the story but knowing Cops, I am sure one of them threw it on the old barbie that night

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2016 09:56 AM (V/InG)

293 Ace has been right all along. Donald Trump thinks Republicans/conservatives are a bunch of boorish hicks. He doesn't see conservatism as a set of principles but as crass non PCness. Which is why he never bothered to learn, e.g., that we are not for federal government involvement in education or healthcare until Anderson Cooper! kindly educated him during an interview.

he hasn't been the only one that noticed this. He's also talked about voting for Hillary, which kinda muddies the waters a bit.

And others have noted that the GOP has the EXACT SAME opinion of us that Trump has.

The only difference is that most of them are insiders, and that their declaratory policy is (usually) neater. On amnesty, please note that the mask is, for the most part, off.

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 22, 2016 09:57 AM (326rv)

294 "Death By Entourage" should a medical examiner classification.


******

Aides?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 22, 2016 09:57 AM (NeFrd)

295 Did anyone else find Prince and Bowie very similar? Maybe it is just me, but some of the guitar licks in both guys' famous songs are very similar. Both were excellent musicians.
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 22, 2016 09:55 AM (MIKMs)


Similar, in the sense that I don't find either of them particularly interesting.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 22, 2016 09:57 AM (Dj0WE)

296 288 The story about the guy throwing perfectly good red meat out of his window during a high speed chase made me cry a little.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 22, 2016 09:55 AM (0mRoj)

You have a tender soul

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 22, 2016 09:57 AM (/D5Lf)

297 Aides?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 22, 2016 09:57 AM (NeFrd)

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Nice.... well played.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 22, 2016 09:57 AM (8XRCm)

298 Let me climb down from this post, and take off my shell/sock.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 22, 2016 09:58 AM (ptqRm)

299 WWE legend Chyna died?

Will she be on the next five dollar bill?

Posted by: derit at April 22, 2016 09:58 AM (OC+TJ)

300 I bought a cheap Verizon flip phone from them over the internet through Straight Talk and get 30 day minute cards (90 at a time) from Walkmart. The phone was 30 bucks and the time cards for 30 days are about 30 bucks. That is about as cheap as you can get in this area.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 22, 2016 09:14 AM (vvmPQ)



*looks up minutes used on phone in just last week*

Yeah. Yeah, I don't think 30 minutes is going to cut it for him.

Horde, Bander's a saint, you have no idea. You know all those things I type and delete? I shriek them to him. Repeatedly.

Saint.

Posted by: alexthechick - Destroyer of Gaia and Seductress of Savagery at April 22, 2016 09:58 AM (mf5HN)

301 Similar, in the sense that I don't find either of them particularly interesting.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 22, 2016 09:57 AM (Dj0WE)

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**blink**

**blink**

Posted by: fixerupper at April 22, 2016 09:58 AM (8XRCm)

302 Minionicide

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 22, 2016 09:59 AM (NeFrd)

303 "Death By Entourage" should a medical examiner classification.
******
Aides?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon>>>

He should have had more intern-ists.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 22, 2016 09:59 AM (tf9Ne)

304 The Magnificent Seven trailer


http://tinyurl.com/gs9tk7g

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 22, 2016 10:01 AM (/D5Lf)

305 flunkicide

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 22, 2016 10:01 AM (NeFrd)

306 [scene: just inside the Pearly Gates]

David, meet Merle and Prince. Merle, meet David and Prince, Prince, meet David and Merle. [all shake hands]

Now boys, the big I AM wants some kick ass, toe-tappin', finger-snappin' songs with heavenly guitar licks and lyrics for the ages. See what you can come up with.

Posted by: Saint Pete at April 22, 2016 10:01 AM (JO9+V)

307 Posted by: alexthechick - Destroyer of Gaia and Seductress of Savagery at April 22, 2016 09:58 AM (mf5HN)

Humble MH bows and says, "Very nice to see you Queen"

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 22, 2016 10:01 AM (voOPb)

308 Peggy Noonan's article on RCP today is the GOP ethos in a nutshell.

Perfect form on her handwringing and despair for the country, tasteful liberal cultural allusions, consultation with cocktail circuit "conservative" women on her journolist, a quick survey of her Jeb-supporting friends and a focus on the aesthetics of the campaign.

With no conclusion. No diagnosis and no prescription.

"Good luck America. Good luck with these problems we have bequeathed you. We are climbing on the party's funeral pyre now. Sigh, sigh for what America has lost: we were such great but misunderstood leaders."

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 22, 2016 10:01 AM (xuouz)

309 Similar, in the sense that I don't find either of them particularly interesting.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 22, 2016 09:57 AM (Dj0WE)

----

**blink**

**blink**
Posted by: fixerupper at April 22, 2016 09:58 AM (8XRCm)


I love good music. Not a fan of schtick.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 22, 2016 10:02 AM (Dj0WE)

310 And others have noted that the GOP has the EXACT SAME opinion of us that Trump has.

The only difference is that most of them are insiders, and that their declaratory policy is (usually) neater. On amnesty, please note that the mask is, for the most part, off.
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 22, 2016 09:57 AM (326rv)

So he's not so anti establishment, eh?

Just confirms my recent (yesterday) decision not to vote for him in the general is fine. I will not vote for a "Republican" who can't even be bothered to pretend he supports low taxes and thinks allowing men into female bathrooms is great. Especially on who's past is so liberal. No way.

I wasn't going to vote for Jeb either, and at this point, Jeb > Trump to me.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 22, 2016 10:02 AM (ZKlDy)

311 All she could talk about was how tiny he was.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robi

Did you watch the video parody of him playing basketball, linked on the ONT? It's hysterical!

Posted by: AmeriDan at April 22, 2016 10:02 AM (8V462)

312 Maybe one of the medical types can weigh in here, but I know people who have died from liver failure with a bad cold from swigging cold medicine. Aren't most over-the-counter flu and cold remedies full of aceteminophen?

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 22, 2016 10:02 AM (MIKMs)

313 >>>>>It's disgusting when you look at these gang beatings that it is always about 6 kids on 1.
.
.
.
.That's the way they operate. I had a guy working for me in the navy that used to be a gang banger. Other than turf issues the biggest reason for the beatings he said was that someone "disrespected" someone else. He couldn't explain to me how someone could disrespect enough to get a near fatal beating in any coherent fashion because I think it constantly changed.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 22, 2016 10:02 AM (iONHu)

314
600 African boat people landed in Costa Rica. The flood from Africa is arriving.
-------------------------

Wait, how? They sailed from Africa to Central America in whatever splintery boat a bunch of African refugees could tape together? Or did they jack something seaworthy?

Posted by: iforgot at April 22, 2016 10:02 AM (pC96u)

315 I only report, you decide

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2016 09:46 AM (V/InG)

Now boys........

If I have to stop this thread.............

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 22, 2016 09:51 AM (voOPb)


This is why Ace should keep the Joooos out. But no! He won't listen!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Anti-Semite at April 22, 2016 10:03 AM (Zu3d9)

316 Earth Day. Burn a tire day.

Crap, I'm about out of gas and it jumped up 35 cents yesterday.

Posted by: DaveA at April 22, 2016 10:03 AM (DL2i+)

317 Just confirms my recent (yesterday) decision not to vote for him in the general is fine. I will not vote for a "Republican" who can't even be bothered to pretend he supports low taxes and thinks allowing men into female bathrooms is great. Especially on who's past is so liberal. No way.

I wasn't going to vote for Jeb either, and at this point, Jeb > Trump to me.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 22, 2016 10:02 AM (ZKlDy)


the problem with that is, not matter your intentions, you will contributing to putting a far left wing Dem in the White House with all that, that represents

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2016 10:04 AM (V/InG)

318 OT-Prayer request

I have a meeting in 45 minutes (11:00 EST) with a angry and very wounded group of people. They are not angry at me-just hurt and upset about some things that have taken place before iI arrived Please pray for me that there is more of Jesus in my words and less of me and that healing would come to this church. They have wonderful ministries in the community. and there's love for Jesus there.

Thx so much.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2016 10:04 AM (w4NZ8)

319 Hillary and "positive gangs"?

They were called the family.

Posted by: DM at April 22, 2016 10:05 AM (j/tOh)

320 I will not vote for someone who holds me in contempt just because another group holds me in contempt. That's not how it works.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 22, 2016 10:05 AM (ZKlDy)

321 o he's not so anti establishment, eh?

Just confirms my recent (yesterday) decision not to vote for him in the general is fine. I will not vote for a "Republican" who can't even be bothered to pretend he supports low taxes and thinks allowing men into female bathrooms is great. Especially on who's past is so liberal. No way.

I wasn't going to vote for Jeb either, and at this point, Jeb > Trump to me.
Posted by: chique d'afrique


I said 'insider'. That's not necessarily the same or the antonym of establishment.

Part of our problems here stem from automatically conflating criticism of the GOP with support for trump, or opposition to trump being an endorsement of him.

It's possible to despise both. Trust me on this.

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 22, 2016 10:05 AM (326rv)

322 Hillary and "positive gangs"?

They were called the family.

Posted by: DM at April 22, 2016 10:05 AM (j/tOh)

Heh. So true.

Posted by: Golfman - Xenophobe Extrodinaire at April 22, 2016 10:05 AM (jIgQw)

323
thinks allowing men into female bathrooms is great.
-----------------------------

I'm not so sure. I'm not defending him reflexively; I heard his statement as "Leave it the way it's always been." His speech is so chaotic, switching between perspectives in the middle of a sentence, that I wouldn't jump to any one interpretation.

Posted by: iforgot at April 22, 2016 10:06 AM (pC96u)

324 Now boys........
If I have to stop this thread.............

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


Heh, give 'em heck, MH!

Posted by: AmeriDan at April 22, 2016 10:06 AM (8V462)

325 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2016 10:04 AM (w4NZ
--------------

Praying that the Holy Spirit will guide your words, Fenelon! You have the necessary faith, I know. He will do the rest.

Posted by: bluebell at April 22, 2016 10:06 AM (2WwbN)

326 Can't wait til they complain about men peeing on the seats.

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Lemme guess.


Theyll call it "Mansplashing"

Posted by: fixerupper at April 22, 2016 10:06 AM (8XRCm)

327 Minionicide

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon


I'll just leave this here.

http://tinyurl.com/j88vor8

Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 22, 2016 10:06 AM (9krrF)

328 Earth Day?

It is Lenin's Birthday.

Posted by: DM at April 22, 2016 10:07 AM (j/tOh)

329 I will not vote for someone who holds me in contempt just because another group holds me in contempt. That's not how it works.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 22, 2016 10:05 AM (ZKlDy)

THAT's your rational...and it's yours, so that I will not argue with. But the practical outcome is to help a far left winger into the White House. And in the real world, practical outcomes are more important to me ( may not be to you ) that rationals.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2016 10:07 AM (V/InG)

330 318
OT-Prayer request
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2016 10:04 AM (w4NZ


Done.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 22, 2016 10:07 AM (jxbfJ)

331 Prayers up Fenelon

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 22, 2016 10:07 AM (/D5Lf)

332 *waves to MH*

[scene: just inside the Pearly Gates]

David, meet Merle and Prince. Merle, meet David and Prince, Prince, meet David and Merle. [all shake hands]

Now boys, the big I AM wants some kick ass, toe-tappin', finger-snappin' songs with heavenly guitar licks and lyrics for the ages. See what you can come up with.
Posted by: Saint Pete at April 22, 2016 10:01 AM (JO9+V)



Lonnie Mack died yesterday too.

That's gotta be one heavenly of a jam session going on right now.


What has 2016 taught us so far? God is a music fan with great taste.

Posted by: alexthechick - Destroyer of Gaia and Seductress of Savagery at April 22, 2016 10:07 AM (mf5HN)

333 318 OT-Prayer request

I have a meeting in 45 minutes (11:00 EST) with a angry and very wounded group of people. They are not angry at me-just hurt and upset about some things that have taken place before iI arrived Please pray for me that there is more of Jesus in my words and less of me and that healing would come to this church. They have wonderful ministries in the community. and there's love for Jesus there.

Thx so much.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2016 10:04 AM (w4NZ

Good luck. Waving a gun around usually changes attitudes. Or at least applying a cattle prod.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 22, 2016 10:08 AM (0mRoj)

334 Part of our problems here stem from automatically conflating criticism of the GOP with support for trump, or opposition to trump being an endorsement of him.

And then there are those of us who simply believe the GOP deserves Trump...and find every new incident further proof.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 22, 2016 10:08 AM (9krrF)

335 A three hour tour?
A three hour tour?


...I want a refund

Posted by: Boat people landing in Costa Rica at April 22, 2016 10:08 AM (NeFrd)

336 Prayers Fen.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 22, 2016 10:09 AM (xuouz)

337 Thx so much.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Will do. It sounds like such a trying time in that church. Be strong, you have God on your side and you're doing his work.

Posted by: AmeriDan at April 22, 2016 10:09 AM (8V462)

338
I will not vote for someone who holds me in contempt just because another group holds me in contempt. That's not how it works.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 22, 2016 10:05 AM (ZKlDy)
=====
It also depends on what kind of State you live and vote in. In my very deep blue Illinois, my individual vote counts for absolutely nothing in the Presidential General Election. My downticket vote is important, but the beauty contest in blue states (remember the Electoral College?) is not changed by voting third-party on POTUS.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 22, 2016 10:09 AM (MIKMs)

339 the problem with that is, not matter your intentions, you will contributing to putting a far left wing Dem in the White House with all that, that represents
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2016 10:04 AM (V/InG)


I'm not going to even begin to consider what I'm going to do in November. Lots can happen between now and then. We have no idea what Gope is going to pull, we have no idea what the Dems are going to do.


I'm perfectly resigned to the belief that voting for NEITHER major Party is something I can do. And I won't take responsibility for the end of western civilization if I choose NOT to vote for the R Party Gope.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 22, 2016 10:09 AM (Dj0WE)

340 his=His

Posted by: AmeriDan at April 22, 2016 10:09 AM (8V462)

341 Prayers as always FS. (Is there a patron saint of cat herders?)

Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 22, 2016 10:10 AM (9krrF)

342 Posted by: Insomniac at April 22, 2016 10:08 AM (0mRoj)

Well.oooookay then. LOL

Don't have a gun or a cattle prod, but a sense of humor is always a good thing. Thx.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2016 10:10 AM (w4NZ8)

343 When arrested, the steak thief cried, "Curses! My dastardly plot has been broiled again!"

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at April 22, 2016 10:10 AM (u0lmX)

344 But truecons wanted a different Trump. They wanted a more refined version of him, more attuned to nicety and etiquette.

They claimed they wanted a more organized, competent, muscular campaign organization. He starts putting the pieces in place and it's "look at the corrupt, K-street Trump."

It's all kneejerk opposition. You are in the denial/hypocrisy cage with us and have been all along.

Now: what are we going to do about it? Or will we be passive, distracted, eating one another right up through November? Will the masturbatory RedState v Breitbart posturing be our sole form of political activity?

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 22, 2016 10:10 AM (xuouz)

345 Hi there chique d'Afrique - I just want to let you know that I thought your comments in the various HT threads yesterday were very valuable. I liked your words, as well as the thoughtful way you said them. I don't get a chance to see most of the daytime threads until they are long over (and I hesitate to wade into most of the political threads anyway), but I was reading through last night and well, I just was hoping I'd catch you somewhere here today to let you know that I thought your comments were good.

Posted by: bluebell at April 22, 2016 10:10 AM (2WwbN)

346 I think we all called this one. So Cardboard Memberships all around!


http://tinyurl.com/zgwumv8



Trump amends stance on North Carolina transgender bathroom law

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 22, 2016 10:10 AM (/D5Lf)

347 Minionicide

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 22, 2016 09:59 AM (NeFrd)

Murder committed by 10 Jews?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 22, 2016 10:11 AM (Zu3d9)

348 8 Earth Day?

It is Lenin's Birthday.
Posted by: DM

Meh, same thing.

Posted by: AmeriDan at April 22, 2016 10:11 AM (8V462)

349 the problem with that is, not matter your intentions, you will contributing to putting a far left wing Dem in the White House with all that, that represents
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2016 10:04 AM (V/InG)

I don't care.

Trump demonstrated yesterday that he will let the left run roughshod over us.

Every new day, he does something to disgust me more. I'm not going to vote for someone who does his best to frequently antagonize me. I have really disliked him for a while now but was willing to vote for him. I even tried to convince two of my friends to vote for him in the general. I'm not going to sit here and just continue to take it. There's a limit.

It's his fault. He lost my vote.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 22, 2016 10:11 AM (ZKlDy)

350 319 Hillary and "positive gangs"?

They were called the family.
Posted by: DM at April 22, 2016 10:05 AM (j/tOh)

I know someone who lived in Gotti's neighborhood. There was underhanded stuff going on but the place was clean and nobody who lived there was scared to walk down the street alone at night.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 22, 2016 10:11 AM (0mRoj)

351 What has 2016 taught us so far? God is a music fan with great taste.


Or kind of a wee bitch who wants it all to Himself.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 22, 2016 10:12 AM (1xUj/)

352 When arrested, the steak thief cried, "Curses! My dastardly plot has been broiled again!"

The Horde punsmiths are clearly in rare form. Well done, all.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 22, 2016 10:12 AM (9krrF)

353 I'm not going to even begin to consider what I'm going to do in November. Lots can happen between now and then. We have no idea what Gope is going to pull, we have no idea what the Dems are going to do.


I'm perfectly resigned to the belief that voting for NEITHER major Party is something I can do. And I won't take responsibility for the end of western civilization if I choose NOT to vote for the R Party Gope.
Posted by: BurtTC

THIS!!!!

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 22, 2016 10:12 AM (326rv)

354 What has 2016 taught us so far? God is a music fan with great taste.
Posted by: alexthechick - Destroyer of Gaia and Seductress of Savagery at April 22, 2016 10:07 AM (mf5HN)


Or he's taking ALL the good people. What's that tell us about what is going to happen DOWN HERE??


And what's it say about those of us He left?

Posted by: BurtTC at April 22, 2016 10:12 AM (Dj0WE)

355 Either break the cycle or continue to do what the cycle demands.

Democrat vs. gope.

If you can't reject the gope douchebag because the Democrat scares you too much, then the gope owns you.

Posted by: eman at April 22, 2016 10:12 AM (MQEz6)

356 Fen ... I truly wish you luck. Dealing with people, and their "feelings", sounds like my personal hell.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 22, 2016 10:12 AM (LOqRU)

357 Cruz's policies are written in stone... just like Moses'!!!

Posted by: glen beck at April 22, 2016 10:12 AM (jVvcc)

358 343 When arrested, the steak thief cried, "Curses! My dastardly plot has been broiled again!"

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at April 22, 2016 10:10 AM (u0lmX)

Well done


Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 22, 2016 10:13 AM (/D5Lf)

359 It's foolish to make these all-or-nothing statements 7 months ahead of November. That's when you'll make the decision. Don't tie yourself down now.

I won't use my vote to spite my ideological opponents.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 22, 2016 10:13 AM (xuouz)

360 My son is clearing trails at a state park today as part of the school's Earth Day celebration, no doubt. Taught him about Ira Einhorn years ago, so I hope he educates a few of his classmates on that while they're out...

Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2016 10:13 AM (NOIQH)

361 Or he's taking ALL the good people. What's that tell us about what is going to happen DOWN HERE??


And what's it say about those of us He left?
Posted by: BurtTC at April 22, 2016 10:12 AM (Dj0WE)
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I'm hoping it just says that we don't have musical talent.

Posted by: bluebell at April 22, 2016 10:13 AM (2WwbN)

362 When arrested, the steak thief cried, "Curses! My dastardly plot has been broiled again!"

----

Wait .... I thought he yelled "Dammit!! Cops T-boned my ride!!"



Posted by: fixerupper at April 22, 2016 10:13 AM (8XRCm)

363 Posted by: bluebell at April 22, 2016 10:10 AM (2WwbN)

Thank you, bluebell! You are very kind.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 22, 2016 10:13 AM (ZKlDy)

364 Posted by: bluebell at April 22, 2016 10:10 AM (2WwbN)

Please don't encourage chique d'afrique.

She is the poster child for White Privilege.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 22, 2016 10:14 AM (Zu3d9)

365 And what's it say about those of us He left?

That we'd better get to work.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 22, 2016 10:14 AM (9krrF)

366 Trump demonstrated yesterday that he will let the left run roughshod over us.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 22, 2016 10:11 AM (ZKlDy)

Maybe, Maybe not...but the point is, whomever the Dems nominate will be 500% worse. So I am just suggesting that in a pique of anger ( well deserved anger I might say, so I am not arguing with that) don't throw out the baby with the bath water or cut off your nose to spite your face.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2016 10:14 AM (V/InG)

367 Stone tablets are a tough swallow. Ask for commandments to be prescribed in liquid form

Posted by: derit at April 22, 2016 10:14 AM (OC+TJ)

368 I can empathize somewhat with the steak thief. In this economy it can be hard to make both ends meat.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 22, 2016 10:15 AM (NeFrd)

369 344

Have you ever even pretended to try to understand the principled opposition to Trump? Your "aesthetics" thesis is, ultimately, as insulting as any invective you could hurl.

Posted by: person at April 22, 2016 10:15 AM (mFkVC)

370 My son is clearing trails at a state park today as part of the school's Earth Day celebration.

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Tell me you pointed out the irony of pulling shrubbery out by the roots so a bunch of city kids can violate a delicate ecosphere by their presence.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 22, 2016 10:15 AM (8XRCm)

371 And what's it say about those of us He left?
Posted by: BurtTC at April 22, 2016 10:12 AM (Dj0WE)
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I'm hoping it just says that we don't have musical talent.
Posted by: bluebell at April 22, 2016 10:13 AM (2WwbN)


Could be, could be. Seems overly optimistic to me though.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 22, 2016 10:15 AM (Dj0WE)

372 341 Prayers as always FS. (Is there a patron saint of cat herders?)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 22, 2016 10:10 AM (9krrF)

St. Jude - patron saint of lost causes

Posted by: Insomniac at April 22, 2016 10:16 AM (0mRoj)

373 But truecons wanted a different Trump. They wanted a more refined version of him, more attuned to nicety and etiquette.

1. The labels aren't going to help you. The truecon/socon/whatever con is usually meant and taken as an epithet.

They claimed they wanted a more organized, competent, muscular campaign organization. He starts putting the pieces in place and it's "look at the corrupt, K-street Trump."

It's all kneejerk opposition. You are in the denial/hypocrisy cage with us and have been all along.

2. Yeah, competent would be nice. I've yet to see it. And no, just because someone dares to disagree with you and your choice doesn't mean that it is "kneejerk".

Now: what are we going to do about it? Or will we be passive, distracted, eating one another right up through November? Will the masturbatory RedState v Breitbart posturing be our sole form of political activity?

3. We'd like to examine the candidates and choose the best one. Sadly, we have scant reason to trust ANY of them or the party whose nomination they are trying to win.

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 22, 2016 10:16 AM (326rv)

374 [continues]

You see, fellas, the stuff that John Denver, Sonny Bono, Amy Winehouse and Glenn Campbell came up with, while good, just isn't all that GREAT, you know what I'm saying?

Posted by: Saint Pete at April 22, 2016 10:16 AM (JO9+V)

375 >>Tell me you pointed out the irony of pulling shrubbery out by the roots
so a bunch of city kids can violate a delicate ecosphere by their
presence.


D'oh! I did not!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2016 10:17 AM (NOIQH)

376 So I am just suggesting that in a pique of anger ( well deserved anger I might say, so I am not arguing with that) don't throw out the baby with the bath water or cut off your nose to spite your face.

Spare the cliches. The GOP has evaded consequences long enough.

Fiat justicia, ruat caelum.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 22, 2016 10:17 AM (9krrF)

377 368 I can empathize somewhat with the steak thief. In this economy it can be hard to make both ends meat.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 22, 2016 10:15 AM (NeFrd)

That's hardly a muscular position to take.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 22, 2016 10:17 AM (0mRoj)

378 And what's it say about those of us He left?

That we'd better get to work.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 22, 2016 10:14 AM (9krrF)


Building the ark or trying to get the nice people out of Sodom?


I need some guidance here.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 22, 2016 10:17 AM (Dj0WE)

379
Trump demonstrated yesterday that he will let the left run roughshod over us.

...

It's his fault. He lost my vote.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 22, 2016 10:11 AM (ZKlDy)

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I keep asking (through the din of meat jokes) why you're so sure that your understanding* of Trump's typically chaotic speech is correct? I honestly heard him to mean "Leave things the way they always have been."

*If "understanding" is even the right word; his speech is so chaotic that a listener must actually interpret.

Posted by: iforgot at April 22, 2016 10:17 AM (pC96u)

380 I can empathize somewhat with the steak thief. In this economy it can be hard to make both ends meat.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon

He's just lucky he wasn't t-boned during that chase.

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 22, 2016 10:17 AM (326rv)

381 I was in a New York Strip club, where the stage was in the round. There was a French girl who was so mignon, showed half her rump under her skirt.

Good times.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 22, 2016 10:17 AM (1xUj/)

382 600 African boat people landed in Costa Rica.

That's quite a feat of navigation. Thor Heyerdahl would be envious.
Costa Rica, noted Moron destination?
Maybe they're Mormons.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 22, 2016 10:18 AM (xq1UY)

383 I despise them all at this point. Is that acceptable ? Can I just despise them all ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 22, 2016 10:18 AM (LOqRU)

384 Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 22, 2016 10:15 AM (NeFrd)

Don't skirt around the issue. Improve your choice of words and maybe we won't rib you so much about your puns.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 22, 2016 10:18 AM (Zu3d9)

385 At least the thief didn't beat his meat before throwing it out of the window.

Posted by: AmeriDan at April 22, 2016 10:18 AM (8V462)

386 Bleh... work.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 22, 2016 10:18 AM (Dj0WE)

387 Prayers up, Fenelon.

Posted by: alexthechick - Destroyer of Gaia and Seductress of Savagery at April 22, 2016 10:19 AM (mf5HN)

388 345 Hi there chique d'Afrique - I just want to let you know that I thought your comments in the various HT threads yesterday were very valuable. I liked your words, as well as the thoughtful way you said them. I don't get a chance to see most of the daytime threads until they are long over (and I hesitate to wade into most of the political threads anyway), but I was reading through last night and well, I just was hoping I'd catch you somewhere here today to let you know that I thought your comments were good.


Posted by: bluebell at April 22, 2016 10:10 AM (2WwbN)

Agreed. I always enjoy chique's comments.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at April 22, 2016 10:19 AM (u0lmX)

389 Obama Gives Queen Photo Album Featuring Pics Of Himself



What an ass.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 22, 2016 10:19 AM (/D5Lf)

390 Did the cops flank the thief's car to apprehend him?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 22, 2016 10:19 AM (0mRoj)

391 I won't use my vote to spite my ideological opponents.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 22, 2016 10:13 AM (xuouz)

That's what I'm doing to the Dems.

I'm not going to vote for an ideological opponent just because he recently taped an R to the end of his name.

Sure, I may still vote for him if I find out new things about Hillary such as she plans to chain slaves to the basement of the white House.

But right now my conscience is clear and I suspect Trump won't do anything to unruffle the feathers of my conscience.

I suspect he will run on a liberal platform in the general. After all, Manafort has said he's just playing a part now. And he's not doing a very good job of it.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 22, 2016 10:19 AM (ZKlDy)

392 *rolls out Barrel for Bander*

Have fun down there!

Posted by: alexthechick - Destroyer of Gaia and Seductress of Savagery at April 22, 2016 10:19 AM (mf5HN)

393 Spare the cliches. The GOP has evaded consequences long enough.

Fiat justicia, ruat caelum.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 22, 2016 10:17 AM (9krrF)


cliches are a way for me to say things nicely and calmly and not start a shit storm. And these "consegequences" u speak of? Well putting a far left wing democrat back in the White House has consequences also and it is THOSE consequences that I am more concerned about, not punishing my enemies in the "middle" or on the right.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2016 10:20 AM (V/InG)

394 Don't skirt around the issue. Improve your choice of words and maybe we won't rib you so much about your puns.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 22, 2016 10:18 AM (Zu3d9)

I believe you've out-flanked him.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at April 22, 2016 10:20 AM (u0lmX)

395 I keep asking (through the din of meat jokes) why you're so sure that your understanding* of Trump's typically chaotic speech is correct?

Why are you so sure of yours? And so quick to discredit other interpretations?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 22, 2016 10:20 AM (9krrF)

396 Oh fuck.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 22, 2016 10:20 AM (1xUj/)

397
364 Posted by: bluebell at April 22, 2016 10:10 AM (2WwbN)

Please don't encourage chique d'afrique.

She is the poster child for White Privilege.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 22, 2016 10:14 AM (Zu3d9)

it's about time somebody spoke up about her.


Posted by: eman at April 22, 2016 10:20 AM (MQEz6)

398 Hello ladies! Today my campaign is making you come back again!

I'm on your trail day and night, pushing hard into teh issues that are important to making you feel good! Teddy Bear's campaign staff stands hard right behind you for as long as it takes to finish this election off!

#CruzCharismaCampaign

Posted by: Teddy Bear Cruz at April 22, 2016 10:20 AM (10hEu)

399 "Exit the vehicle with your hams in the air!"

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 22, 2016 10:20 AM (NeFrd)

400 Stop ribbing us, Seamus.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 22, 2016 10:20 AM (jVvcc)

401 Don't skirt around the issue. Improve your choice of words and maybe we won't rib you so much about your puns.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 22, 2016 10:18 AM (Zu3d9)

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Butchered that one. Beef-or our puns were well written. Now they seem ground together, offal writing. I think we need to render better puns. Bad puns I won-tallow.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 22, 2016 10:20 AM (8XRCm)

402 Good thing they apprehended him before he was able to get to the chop shop.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 22, 2016 10:21 AM (NeFrd)

403 My son is clearing trails at a state park today as part of the school's Earth Day celebration, no doubt. Taught him about Ira Einhorn years ago, so I hope he educates a few of his classmates on that while they're out...
Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2016 10:13 AM (NOIQH)


There's so much good and necessary environmental work, real work, like clearing trails and actually clearing up trash and litter and being a real steward of where you live, that is tied up with activist virtue-signalling bullshit.

Where I grew up in central MA is home to one of the greatest environmental success stories in the history of the country, the cleanup of the Nashua river.
http://bit.ly/1qGktLA
That picture is not retouched. The paper plants used to dump dyes right in, and raw sewage went in too, up through the 60s. A local woman made it her life's work to clean it up and she made it happen - by getting local legislators to pass state laws about sewage and industrial water treatment and shaming the factory owners, who eventually voluntarily went above and beyond the legal requirements to improve their hometowns. And the watershed, given a chance, healed itself.

If our little lefty busybodies would turn their energies to real projects instead of ideological lynchings they could accomplish so much. Good on your boy.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 22, 2016 10:21 AM (xuouz)

404 "It's his fault. He lost my vote."

Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 22, 2016 10:11 AM (ZKlDy)


If that's what it takes, then so be it.

He lost your vote but picked up millions of others. When a billionaire is running for president and is asked if he should or would pay more in taxes, he has two options...

First, say no, then spend the next 7 months explaining and parsing every twisted way the media can exploit this.

Or, say "sure". Ends the discussion without any chance in hell that a republican held House and Senate are going to do anything to actually raise taxes.

One way alienates millions while the other, populist way gains the votes of the low information people - which, if you don't know by now, is what elections are all about.

Posted by: jwest at April 22, 2016 10:21 AM (Zs4uk)

405 Fenelon, I pray God's Spirit of love, forgiveness, unity and peace will take charge of your meeting.

In Jesus' name.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 22, 2016 10:22 AM (ZKlDy)

406 All these meat puns will be seared, seared into my memory. They're Grade A.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at April 22, 2016 10:22 AM (u0lmX)

407 401 Don't skirt around the issue. Improve your choice of words and maybe we won't rib you so much about your puns.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 22, 2016 10:18 AM (Zu3d9)

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Butchered that one. Beef-or our puns were well written. Now they seem ground together, offal writing. I think we need to render better puns. Bad puns I won-tallow.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 22, 2016 10:20 AM (8XRCm)

What tripe.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 22, 2016 10:22 AM (0mRoj)

408 Lucky that guy didn't try the beef theft in England.
That would really make London broil.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 22, 2016 10:23 AM (xq1UY)

409 384 Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 22, 2016 10:15 AM (NeFrd)

Don't skirt around the issue. Improve your choice of words and maybe we won't rib you so much about your puns.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 22, 2016 10:18 AM (Zu3d9)

Why do you have a beef with Seamus? Y'all should meat for a beer. (although he did butcher it)

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 22, 2016 10:23 AM (/D5Lf)

410 >>>155 And then you have parents more or less forced to discuss how the kid can him/herself against an adult predator in various situations. Poor poor kids.
Posted by: Bigby's Empty Hands at April 22, 2016 08:54 AM (3ZtZW)

______

When you are grabbed yell "Stranger Danger"

Trust me.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 22, 2016 10:23 AM (10hEu)

411 Prayers on the way, Fen.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at April 22, 2016 10:23 AM (u0lmX)

412 402 Good thing they apprehended him before he was able to get to the chop shop.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 22, 2016 10:21 AM (NeFrd)

Not easy to bring a man like that to ground.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 22, 2016 10:23 AM (0mRoj)

413 [turns back to the boys, hand on the gate]


Just one more thing. Don't let Charles Napier sit in with you. The big I AM said no more Space Hippie music. HE doesn't reach.

Posted by: Saint Pete at April 22, 2016 10:23 AM (JO9+V)

414
394 Don't skirt around the issue. Improve your choice of words and maybe we won't rib you so much about your puns.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 22, 2016 10:18 AM (Zu3d9)

I believe you've out-flanked him.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at April 22, 2016 10:20 AM (u0lmX)

I need to marinate my thoughts on this one.

Posted by: eman at April 22, 2016 10:24 AM (MQEz6)

415 Well putting a far left wing democrat back in the White House has consequences also and it is THOSE consequences that I am more concerned about, not punishing my enemies in the "middle" or on the right.

I remain unconvinced that a GOPe victory will be distinguishable from that scenario in any worthwhile manner. No real victories are possible until the sham Republican party is either purged or razed, and that's not going to happen without pain--and conceivably a lot of blood.

The GOP is not our ally. It never really was. It soaked up resources and energy and prevented the real work from being done. It has to go or be fully reformed. No sane person wants Hillary in the White House, but with the deck so thoroughly stacked I'm not convinced that can be prevented now. So we must do what we can so we can do what we must. And that means housecleaning.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 22, 2016 10:24 AM (9krrF)

416
I know someone who lived in Gotti's neighborhood. There was underhanded stuff going on but the place was clean and nobody who lived there was scared to walk down the street alone at night.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 22, 2016 10:11 AM (0mRoj)
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It's not too surprising that one can be a parasitic, thieving, socially destructive, predatory menace and still see to it that one's immediate environment has security and even class.

Posted by: iforgot at April 22, 2016 10:25 AM (pC96u)

417 Posted by: jwest at April 22, 2016 10:21 AM (Zs4uk)

Whatever floats your boat, jwest.

Donald won't miss my vote, since he had many like yours, and maybe he's picking up new ones, whatever.

So no one should be worried about my one measly vote out of millions.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 22, 2016 10:25 AM (ZKlDy)

418 Only commies put ketchup on a steak

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 22, 2016 10:25 AM (/D5Lf)

419 410 >>>155 And then you have parents more or less forced to discuss how the kid can him/herself against an adult predator in various situations. Poor poor kids.
Posted by: Bigby's Empty Hands at April 22, 2016 08:54 AM (3ZtZW)

______

When you are grabbed yell "Stranger Danger"

Trust me.
Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 22, 2016 10:23 AM (10hEu)

Here's how it's done, lady:

THAT'S MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOU!!

*groin kick*

Posted by: Bobby Hill at April 22, 2016 10:25 AM (0mRoj)

420 408 Lucky that guy didn't try the beef theft in England.
That would really make London broil.
Posted by: Stringer Davis

He would have had the Beefeaters after him.

Posted by: CrustyB at April 22, 2016 10:26 AM (GvSpB)

421 Ok my review is up.

This is a fun, action packed crime novel by a retired army Lt Col

Link in nic

Posted by: @votermom at April 22, 2016 10:26 AM (nbrY/)

422 No sane person wants Hillary in the White House, but with the deck so thoroughly stacked I'm not convinced that can be prevented now. So we must do what we can so we can do what we must. And that means housecleaning.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 22, 2016 10:24 AM (9krrF)

????

I don't see how putting hillary in the White House has anything to do with housecleaning.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2016 10:26 AM (V/InG)

423 I listened to Cruz on Hannity the other day and I am (was) a big supporter (gave money too). Cruz was a complete asshole.. Played the politician that would not answer a simple question on how and why he is gathering delegates. He should have manned up and taken it to Trump and said he is working the system and winning. This is what you need to be President. How else do you win on a National stage? Being nice? Instead he was a complete mess and when Hannity called him on it he was dismissive.

I know we all hate Trump around here but, if people like Giuliani and others can stand him when knowing him for years in New York... then perhaps there is something we are missing... I don't know.

All I know is Cruz turned a donating supporter into someone at least more than willing to look at Trump again..

Perhaps this is why the many of the national media figures are for Trump? Hannity, Rush, Cain.. Because they know Cruz is an asshole?

Posted by: catman at April 22, 2016 10:26 AM (EcmAX)

424 They brought in a medium to help them solve the crime of the stolen meat, which is rare.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at April 22, 2016 10:27 AM (u0lmX)

425 >>>417
Donald won't miss my vote, since he had many like yours, and maybe he's picking up new ones, whatever.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 22, 2016 10:25 AM (ZKlDy)

______
Arnold is going to be my running mate.

And together - We're Making America Swole Again

#GetBig

Posted by: Donald Pump at April 22, 2016 10:27 AM (10hEu)

426 >>They brought in a medium to help them solve the crime of the stolen meat, which is rare.


Then the police grilled him for details...

Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2016 10:28 AM (NOIQH)

427 424 They brought in a medium to help them solve the crime of the stolen meat, which is rare.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at April 22, 2016 10:27 AM (u0lmX)

*golf clap*

Well done.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 22, 2016 10:28 AM (0mRoj)

428
I keep asking (through the din of meat jokes) why you're so sure that your understanding* of Trump's typically chaotic speech is correct?

Why are you so sure of yours? And so quick to discredit other interpretations?
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 22, 2016 10:20 AM (9krrF)
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I've said repeatedly that that's simply what I heard, I haven't ONCE discredited others but simply ASKED how they're so sure. I've been so fucking humble about it it's ridiculous.

Posted by: iforgot at April 22, 2016 10:28 AM (pC96u)

429 Obama Gives Queen Photo Album Featuring Pics Of Himself



What an ass.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA


_________


Of please, please tell me that's not true. And after the DVD of his speeches? The return of Churchill's bust?

It took TFG getting elected for his wife to finally be proud of our country and for me to be ashamed (not of our Country, but it's representive leader).

Posted by: AmeriDan at April 22, 2016 10:28 AM (8V462)

430 White power!

Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 22, 2016 10:28 AM (ZKlDy)

431 All the candidates suck ass. Anyone who is 100% invested in any of them at this point needs a hobby.

Posted by: NCKate at April 22, 2016 10:29 AM (O46jc)

432 I don't see how putting hillary in the White House has anything to do with housecleaning.


*****


Would you like me to wax your ficus plant, Prrrrresss-tone?

Posted by: Consuela at April 22, 2016 10:29 AM (NeFrd)

433 They brought in a medium to help them solve the crime of the stolen meat, which is rare.

Posted by: Donna and V


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Well done.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 22, 2016 10:29 AM (Qvgg/)

434 Nood.

Posted by: HH at April 22, 2016 10:30 AM (DrCtv)

435 416
I know someone who lived in Gotti's neighborhood. There was underhanded stuff going on but the place was clean and nobody who lived there was scared to walk down the street alone at night.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 22, 2016 10:11 AM (0mRoj)

The same could be said of Berlin in 1937 (if you weren't Jewish).

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at April 22, 2016 10:30 AM (u0lmX)

436 Nood thank god, this thread was going sideways

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 22, 2016 10:30 AM (xuouz)

437 >> Obama Gives Queen Photo Album Featuring Pics Of Himself

OMG.
These gifts have to be selected to be intentionally bad, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2016 10:30 AM (NOIQH)

438 So no one should be worried about my one measly vote out of millions.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 22, 2016 10:25 AM (ZKlDy)


It's a choice made by every candidate for every office in the land in every election cycle.

You can either be the person who stands on inflexible principles and dogma, who tries to convince the 98% of people who don't agree with how wrong they are, or you can be the guy who gets elected.

The secret is that once you're elected, you're position "evolves".

Would it be a better world if everyone was just honest and truthful during the elections? Sure. But that's not how the world works.

Posted by: jwest at April 22, 2016 10:30 AM (Zs4uk)

439 /sock

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 22, 2016 10:31 AM (NeFrd)

440 We had an album and a song named after this kind of logic.

Posted by: Steely Dan at April 22, 2016 10:31 AM (c7vUv)

441 Perhaps this is why the many of the national media figures are for Trump? Hannity, Rush, Cain.. Because they know Cruz is an asshole?
Posted by: catman at April 22, 2016 10:26 AM (EcmAX)

And Trump is the epitome of civility and charm.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 22, 2016 10:31 AM (ZKlDy)

442 White Power!

Yeah, you and that skinhead Baldilocks, too.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 22, 2016 10:31 AM (xq1UY)

443 There is a private club in London, the name I forgot, where they dress up like Beau Brummell and eat YUGE cuts of meat.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 22, 2016 10:32 AM (iQIUe)

444 >>One way alienates millions while the other, populist way gains the votes of the low information people - which, if you don't know by now, is what elections are all about.

Posted by: jwest

We had an album and a song named after this kind of logic.

(oops)

Posted by: Steely Dan at April 22, 2016 10:32 AM (c7vUv)

445 Of please, please tell me that's not true. And after the DVD of his speeches? The return of Churchill's bust?

It took TFG getting elected for his wife to finally be proud of our country and for me to be ashamed (not of our Country, but it's representive leader).

Posted by: AmeriDan at April 22, 2016 10:28 AM (8V462)


It's true. But there were other photos with her visiting past Presidents as well.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 22, 2016 10:33 AM (fWAjv)

446 There is Rude .. and being an Asshole...

Posted by: catman at April 22, 2016 10:33 AM (EcmAX)

447 Link in nic
Posted by: @votermom

Still clueless on the setup. Are you doing all of the reviews I see at the site?

Posted by: AmeriDan at April 22, 2016 10:34 AM (8V462)

448
Sublime Society of Beafsteaks:

https://youtu.be/5OSOYYlJl_I?t=1586

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 22, 2016 10:34 AM (iQIUe)

449 I don't see how putting hillary in the White House has anything to do with housecleaning.

Because the whole "unite behind the GOPe" just prevents that housecleaning from ever happening. It's pure fearmongering, and I'm fully prepared to call that bluff now.

I ain't voting Hillary, but that doesn't mean you're getting an unearned vote out of me.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 22, 2016 10:35 AM (9krrF)

450 I listened to the interview. Dumb Hannity should have explained the way the process works to his audience instead of badgering Cruz with Trump talking points. I don't blame Cruz for getting testy after constantly being accused of lyin', cheating, and bribery by a sore loser campaign.

In the same situation, I would also probably have rolled my eyes and ignored him. Maybe not politicianly correct, but I don't blame him.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 22, 2016 10:35 AM (ZKlDy)

451 "Can't wait til they complain about men peeing on the seats"

Ha, I take it you haven't been in the ladies room. Some women squat over the toilet seat because they feel it's unsanitary to sit down (even with a paper seat protector) and they pee all over the seat. Happens ALL the time.

Posted by: Laura at April 22, 2016 10:36 AM (3YYhi)

452 I know we all hate Trump around here but, if people like Giuliani and others can stand him when knowing him for years in New York... then perhaps there is something we are missing... I don't know.

*Hate is a strong word. Despise will do.

All I know is Cruz turned a donating supporter into someone at least more than willing to look at Trump again..

*Did he make you Concerned and Christian as well?

Perhaps this is why the many of the national media figures are for Trump? Hannity, Rush, Cain.. Because they know Cruz is an asshole?

*or, because trump is yet another national media figure?


Any republican has to be guarded in their words. What they say can and has been used against them by their opponents, in both parties. And they will not be treated fairly by the MFM.

I didn't hear this interview, so I don't know if Cruz was indeed dismissive or being wary.

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 22, 2016 10:36 AM (326rv)

453 And "we" don't all hate Trump around here. He has avid supporters as well as detractors.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 22, 2016 10:38 AM (ZKlDy)

454 They brought in a medium to help them solve the crime of the stolen meat, which is rare.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at April 22, 2016 10:27 AM (u0lmX)


Ooh. Well done.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 22, 2016 10:38 AM (OSOcC)

455 It's true. But there were other photos with her visiting past Presidents as well.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA

That makes it better, but I imagine most of the shots with him include a strategically placed halo hovering above or behind his head in the background. Or maybe a rainbow shooting from his outstreched arm.

While the other Presidents get a less than flatering picture and are only used as a run up to Dear Leader bestowing his greatness upon a lesser person such as The Queen of England.

As you pointed out... What an a ass.

Posted by: AmeriDan at April 22, 2016 10:42 AM (8V462)

456 190
Why isn't anyone talking about Cruz as the:

FIRST HISPANIC PRESIDENT!?!?!?!?!

Posted by: Marcus Aurelius' Underpants at April 22, 2016 09:03 AM (QD9SN)
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Why, it's because he's only half Hispanic.
Only his father was Hispanic.
His mother was an Anglo from Delaware.
Not like Obama, who ......oh wait.......

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 22, 2016 10:47 AM (T/5A0)

457 They brought in a medium to help them solve the crime of the stolen meat, which is rare.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at April 22, 2016 10:27 AM (u0lmX)

Ooh. Well done.
Posted by: Kindltot


Make no bones about it, she's earned a Five Star Rating on this thread.

Posted by: AmeriDan at April 22, 2016 10:49 AM (8V462)

458 >>>438
You can either be the person who stands on inflexible principles and dogma, who tries to convince the 98% of people who don't agree with how wrong they are, or you can be the guy who gets elected.

The secret is that once you're elected, you're position "evolves".

Would it be a better world if everyone was just honest and truthful during the elections? Sure. But that's not how the world works.
Posted by: jwest at April 22, 2016 10:30 AM (Zs4uk)

This. 1000 million times this.

It has been done to us so many times by the Dems and the GOPe.

Now, we get to have Trump smash them with it.

Posted by: TeamRawDog at April 22, 2016 10:51 AM (10hEu)

459 Why isn't anyone talking about Cruz as the:

FIRST HISPANIC PRESIDENT!?!?!?!?!

Posted by: Marcus Aurelius' Underpants


I thought he was Canadian? /s

#GoCruz #GoTrump #NeverHillary #NeverBernie

Posted by: AmeriDan at April 22, 2016 10:53 AM (8V462)

460 Blue Hen.. I have commented here almost from the beginning. Was here when Wicked Pinto was "Teh Crazy", so, Who are you again?

So, cut the crap on the Concerned Christian stuff..

On Second thought... Not worth it.

Your right Cruz all the way!!!! Yay!!!! the bestest candidate EVAR!!!

Sheeesh..

Posted by: catman at April 22, 2016 02:30 PM (EcmAX)

461 Chique.. I know there are supporters, but, really the climate for moderate praise for Trump is chilly to say the least..

I really am now on the fence with Cruz and he should have known after the hundredth time with Hannity what he was getting into, and how to handle it, without coming off as nice and fuzzy as John McCain with a few martinis on board.

Posted by: catman at April 22, 2016 02:35 PM (EcmAX)

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