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Another Day, Another Cake-Oriented Hate Crime
A gay activist wanted a "Love Wins" cake from Whole Foods. And yet he was shocked -- shocked! -- to find Hate once again intruding into the sweet innocence of baked goods when he got home to find the cake iced with the icy hatethreat:
LOVE WINS, FAG You can just imagine the viral scandal he turned this into! If only he had looked through the wide transparent window on the top of the box to see the gigantic word "FAG" right in the very center of the window! But, alas, he just never once looked down at the cake he had purchased. Well, here's the thing: Whole Foods says he's lying, Whole Foods says they can prove it, and Whole Foods says they're suing. But that's crazy -- anti-"hate" activists never manufacture evidence of hate from the black bile in their own hateful hearts. More: Whole Foods fights back, and Mollie Hemingway explains the five rules of performing a successful Social Justice Warrior hoax.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at April 19, 2016 04:17 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2016 04:18 PM (Dpy/y)
Yeah, fruitcake. Wrong Company & wrong town to pull this stunt.
Posted by: Chi at April 19, 2016 04:19 PM (Te2JU)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2016 04:19 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: imaginary Whole Foods hate cake maker at April 19, 2016 04:19 PM (2WoCi)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at April 19, 2016 04:20 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: washrivergal at April 19, 2016 04:20 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at April 19, 2016 04:21 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: GLaDOS at April 19, 2016 04:21 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: nckate at April 19, 2016 04:21 PM (UWHSi)
Posted by: ajmojo at April 19, 2016 04:21 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: HH at April 19, 2016 04:21 PM (DrCtv)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at April 19, 2016 04:21 PM (+eR2D)
Exactly.
Posted by: washrivergal at April 19, 2016 04:21 PM (CFc5L)
Oh and when you buy a custom cake from places, even grocery stores, they make sure your cake is correct before you take it home.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at April 19, 2016 04:21 PM (+eR2D)
This.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2016 04:21 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at April 19, 2016 04:21 PM (vuvaQ)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2016 04:22 PM (Vgz5H)
Posted by: nckate at April 19, 2016 04:22 PM (UWHSi)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 19, 2016 04:22 PM (MhLy8)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 19, 2016 04:22 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 19, 2016 04:22 PM (k4M/B)
Posted by: Costco at April 19, 2016 04:23 PM (8ZskC)
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Well, yeah sometimes you just toss shit in the cart. That's how I wound up with the Filipino spaghetti sauce - "Sauce, check." plop it in the cart, get home and "WTF"?
Eh.
Posted by: Bigby's Carpal Tunnel Syndrome at April 19, 2016 04:23 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 19, 2016 04:23 PM (/D5Lf)
Gives you a warm fuzzy feeling, no?
Dammit, now I want cake.
Posted by: HR--Gruss aus der Tuerkei at April 19, 2016 04:24 PM (1UHnr)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 19, 2016 04:24 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2016 04:24 PM (Dpy/y)
Posted by: General Zod at April 19, 2016 04:24 PM (Bdeb0)
Dumbass made multiple mistakes:
1. AUSTIN
2. WHOLE FOODS
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at April 19, 2016 04:20 PM (+eR2D)
He also used a decorative icing that was slightly different from the original,
IOW this guy was a dumb ass from the get go.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 19, 2016 04:24 PM (vvmPQ)
Chipotle.
I hate their burritos
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2016 04:24 PM (Vgz5H)
I was hoping that Whole Foods would sue his ass off and I hope they go through with it. Too many shams have been perpetrated and someone needs to send a message.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 19, 2016 04:24 PM (SEXy3)
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 19, 2016 04:25 PM (TJCSB)
Posted by: General Zod at April 19, 2016 04:25 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: HR--Gruss aus der Tuerkei at April 19, 2016 04:24 PM (1UHnr)
What's a good German cake?
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supports kittens at April 19, 2016 04:25 PM (uURQL)
Posted by: LGoPs at April 19, 2016 04:25 PM (t8gnY)
waiting to hear if the charlotte lesbian waitress receipt is also most likely a hoax
Posted by: nckate at April 19, 2016 04:21 PM (UWHSi)
Saw a notice on that this morning where the restaurant said it was fake.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 19, 2016 04:25 PM (vvmPQ)
Someone's about to get his ass sued. Good and hard.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2016 04:25 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 19, 2016 04:26 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2016 04:26 PM (kTF2Z)
Will it cause some members of the outrage brigade to slow down their outrage for future events?
The whole even pitted the same piety against itself (gay preacher accusing LGBT active person of a hate crime while in an establishment the left largely likes [the CEO's libertarianism seems to be something they try to ignore]), and some jumped on the bandwagon very quickly without thinking only to have the whole thing collapse before they could even begin to pivot to "important larger truth".
Probably not...but we can dream for baby steps, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 19, 2016 04:26 PM (FdQL3)
Posted by: ajmojo at April 19, 2016 04:26 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2016 04:26 PM (B48dK)
Posted by: Fritz at April 19, 2016 04:26 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 19, 2016 04:26 PM (MhLy8)
So I guess WF making him another cake iced with "Lying Cocksucker" is out
Posted by: YIKES! at April 19, 2016 04:26 PM (yfObW)
Posted by: nckate at April 19, 2016 04:26 PM (UWHSi)
Posted by: tu3031 at April 19, 2016 04:26 PM (8WyYX)
Yeah, sure, like the KKK running wild at Oberlin!
For the love of fiction, can't these fantasists create remotely plausible circumstances?!?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 19, 2016 04:26 PM (T/5A0)
Why would anyone pipe in "FAG" on top of a cake? Srsly.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2016 04:26 PM (NOIQH)
Eh.
Posted by: Bigby's Carpal Tunnel Syndrome at April 19, 2016 04:23 PM (3ZtZW)
On the upside, Filipino gays use spaghetti sauce a lube instead of their partner's saliva.
So, no gonorrhea is your house!
Posted by: naturalfake at April 19, 2016 04:27 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Rolling Stone Editors at April 19, 2016 04:27 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2016 04:27 PM (B48dK)
I was hoping that Whole Foods would sue his ass off and I hope they go through with it. Too many shams have been perpetrated and someone needs to send a message.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 19, 2016 04:24 PM (SEXy3)
This is an SJW attack. A lie perpetrated for the cause of Social Justice of the LGBBQWTF cause.
The correct response is to Never Apologize, and Make the Rubble Bounce.
Make it too costly for SJWs to even *think* of shenanigans.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supports kittens at April 19, 2016 04:27 PM (uURQL)
Did Obama call the guy to console him after this hateful hateyness?
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2016 04:26 PM (B48dK)
He's flying him to the White House to give him a hug in the Rose Garden.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2016 04:27 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 19, 2016 04:27 PM (jR7Wy)
Why would anyone pipe in "FAG" on top of a cake? Srsly.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2016 04:26 PM (NOIQH)
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Because they think that everyone is as smart as them?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 19, 2016 04:27 PM (FdQL3)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 19, 2016 04:28 PM (y7bt9)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2016 04:28 PM (NOIQH)
O/T
The Blaze is reporting that one of Breitbart's editors got paid by Trump $8000. Seems cheap
http://tinyurl.com/j3w6qx7
Posted by: Iblis at April 19, 2016 04:28 PM (9221z)
Just wanted to say that I am a faithful reader of your news in the mornings and have been for years and search for it even when it is in the ONT. I am probably one of hundreds who do the same thing.
Posted by: washrivergal at April 19, 2016 04:28 PM (CFc5L)
Did Obama call the guy to console him after this hateful hateyness?
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2016 04:26 PM (B48dK)
He's flying him to the White House to give him a hug in the Rose Garden.
I'd watch My back if i was this guy...
Posted by: donna at April 19, 2016 04:28 PM (O2RFr)
Costco is looking good, though...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 19, 2016 04:28 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 19, 2016 04:24 PM (0LHZx)
Ah, yeah, where was that? I saw a brief thing about it, but now I can't find the story.
Posted by: Hal at April 19, 2016 04:28 PM (O7cgj)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at April 19, 2016 04:28 PM (vuvaQ)
Posted by: Chell at April 19, 2016 04:28 PM (F9322)
I like the Prinzregententorte. Had a slice last winter with Riesling in the cream.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prinzregententorte
Cake is different here; all fruits and nuts (and Bavarians use a lot of cream). Not much in the way of chiffon cakes.
Posted by: HR--Gruss aus der Tuerkei at April 19, 2016 04:28 PM (1UHnr)
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 19, 2016 04:29 PM (TJCSB)
Posted by: embrace him, Mr. President! at April 19, 2016 04:29 PM (2WoCi)
Yeah, but the sauce wasn't custom and they didn't go over it with you like they do custom cakes.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2016 04:29 PM (Vgz5H)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at April 19, 2016 04:29 PM (k8tEg)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 19, 2016 04:29 PM (/D5Lf)
Posted by: kraken at April 19, 2016 04:29 PM (sdxPm)
Now we have a Cake Bottom-Boy.
Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2016 04:29 PM (tR4f2)
Posted by: Brokeback Bakers at April 19, 2016 04:29 PM (8ZskC)
Fischers Aktien-Gesellschaft bearing baked right in the middle?
Their inscription used to raise a few eyebrows around the motorcycle shop.
We averaged it out with the Abingdon King Dick chain breaker.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 19, 2016 04:30 PM (xq1UY)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 19, 2016 04:30 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2016 04:30 PM (tR4f2)
anti-Christian, but the leftist media wouldn't have cared then.
Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2016 04:30 PM (Dpy/y)
Finally someone who actually could have been Obama's son.
Posted by: embrace him, Mr. President! at April 19, 2016 04:29 PM (2WoCi)
Early thread winner.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2016 04:30 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2016 04:30 PM (B48dK)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 19, 2016 04:30 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 19, 2016 04:30 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 19, 2016 04:31 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 19, 2016 04:31 PM (/D5Lf)
Will it cause some members of the outrage brigade to slow down their outrage for future events?
Shirley, you jest.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 19, 2016 04:31 PM (k4M/B)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 19, 2016 04:24 PM (0LHZx)
Ah, yeah, where was that? I saw a brief thing about it, but now I can't find the story.
Posted by: Hal at April 19, 2016 04:28 PM (O7cgj)
____
LOL. Turns out it was a hoax. Well kind of. It was an art project. And it was in Tennessee somewhere.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 19, 2016 04:31 PM (0LHZx)
What's a good German cake?
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One that looks the other way when you fire up the oven.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 19, 2016 04:30 PM (jR7Wy)
*wipes spewed tea off keyboard and looks around really nervously*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2016 04:31 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: General Zod at April 19, 2016 04:31 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 19, 2016 04:30 PM (2cS/G)
A hundred thousand times this
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 19, 2016 04:31 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: Fagala at April 19, 2016 04:31 PM (nEJQ1)
On second thought, asking about delicious cake options while fasting until dinner is a poor tactical decision.
But the wiki makes it sound utterly delicious, even if I have no clue what a chiffon cake is.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supports kittens at April 19, 2016 04:32 PM (uURQL)
Will it cause some members of the outrage brigade to slow down their outrage for future events?
Shirley, you jest.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 19, 2016 04:31 PM (k4M/B)
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I blindly hope.
And stop calling me Shirley.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 19, 2016 04:32 PM (FdQL3)
I wouldn't hold my breath. 1) The tactic is too much fun. 2) The debunkings never have the force or the range of the hoax; a lot of "outraged" people will never actually find out they got played.
Posted by: HR--Gruss aus der Tuerkei at April 19, 2016 04:32 PM (1UHnr)
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I think Euros tend to make yeast cakes rather more than Americans do as well. Different altogether.
Posted by: Bigby's Carpal Tunnel Syndrome at April 19, 2016 04:32 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 19, 2016 04:31 PM (k4M/B)
No jesting here... and DON'T call him Shirley:-P
Posted by: redbanzai at April 19, 2016 04:32 PM (3JA/M)
Because they think that people are really that cartoonishly bigoted.
Sure, there are bigots, but they've constructed a reality where if someone is against SSM they automatically hate and want to kill gays; where if a person disagrees with Obama they hate him because he's black and want to restore slavery; if a person is against Hillary (or abortion) they automatically desire women to be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen, and so on.
These are the same people who believe *their* ideas and opinions are exquisitely nuanced.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2016 04:32 PM (NOIQH)
I don't care if someone insults you. Get over it. Nasty bigotry is its own reward, and has been for a long time (uniquely, in human history) in this society - that is, bigotry leads to ridicule, isolation, moral shaming, etc.
So I have just a few soft kind words of support and advice for all those who feel offended. By actual, explicitly nasty insults - or insanely imagined "microaggressions".
F**k you. Shut up, grow up. Deal with it. Using time-honored and effective means that preserve freedom and maintain standards of decency for all.
Or leave the country. Or kill yourself (quietly, and don't leave a mess).
Posted by: rhomboid at April 19, 2016 04:32 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2016 04:32 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 19, 2016 04:32 PM (oC40p)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 19, 2016 04:32 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Jean at April 19, 2016 04:32 PM (cXiMR)
He's a shoo-in for this year's Paul Ehrlich Award.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 19, 2016 04:33 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 19, 2016 04:24 PM (0LHZx)
Ah, yeah, where was that? I saw a brief thing about it, but now I can't find the story.
Posted by: Hal
THERE'S a clue.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2016 04:33 PM (Vgz5H)
Now, now, don't be too hard on this poor misunderstood fellow... It's not like he curb stomped a frail little reporter-ette at a Trump rally...
Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 19, 2016 04:33 PM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 19, 2016 04:33 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2016 04:33 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supports kittens at April 19, 2016 04:25 PM (uURQL)
Stolen cake.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 19, 2016 04:33 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: EC at April 19, 2016 04:33 PM (j8YpL)
I wouldn't hold my breath. 1) The tactic is too much fun. 2) The debunkings never have the force or the range of the hoax; a lot of "outraged" people will never actually find out they got played.
Posted by: HR--Gruss aus der Tuerkei at April 19, 2016 04:32 PM (1UHnr)
3) Debunkings rarely stem the outrage anyhow. Climate of hate, fake but accurate, blah blah blah.
Posted by: Hal at April 19, 2016 04:33 PM (O7cgj)
Posted by: steevy
I offered him a consolation blow job.
Posted by: Barry at April 19, 2016 04:33 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: HR--Gruss aus der Tuerkei at April 19, 2016 04:32 PM (1UHnr)
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The only reason I feel like this one might (emphasis: MIGHT) be different is because of the speed of the takedown and the threat of legal action.
That'll leave a mark on people looking to defraud corporations like this for sure, but I'm just hoping it'll work on their enablers and fans as well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 19, 2016 04:34 PM (FdQL3)
Posted by: EC at April 19, 2016 04:34 PM (j8YpL)
Hammer him, embarass him, humiliate him.
He tried to do it to Whole Foods and its Employees.
Posted by: rd at April 19, 2016 04:34 PM (v0YLX)
Posted by: DaveA at April 19, 2016 04:34 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 19, 2016 04:34 PM (O0lVq)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 19, 2016 04:34 PM (k4M/B)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 19, 2016 04:34 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: Iblis at April 19, 2016 04:34 PM (9221z)
Posted by: Tootincommon at April 19, 2016 04:34 PM (nEJQ1)
Posted by: Fritz at April 19, 2016 04:34 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: General Zod at April 19, 2016 04:25 PM (Bdeb0)
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Winner
Posted by: WisRich at April 19, 2016 04:34 PM (hdpay)
Too late. The Google results already show that...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 19, 2016 04:35 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 19, 2016 04:35 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 19, 2016 04:35 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at April 19, 2016 04:35 PM (jsWA8)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 19, 2016 04:35 PM (QDnY+)
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One that looks the other way when you fire up the oven.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 19, 2016 04:30 PM (jR7Wy)
*wipes spewed tea off keyboard and looks around really nervously*
No kidding. Dayum.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2016 04:35 PM (Vgz5H)
The Boston Globe just called and said the fake icing started a conversation, and if it weren't accurrate, why did it upset so many peoPLE*?
*upspeak
Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 19, 2016 04:35 PM (YaHGw)
Posted by: Matt Damon at April 19, 2016 04:36 PM (yfObW)
Gay and/or Black and/or waiter and/or waitress and/or college instructor = HOAX
It's been proven time after time...
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 19, 2016 04:36 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 19, 2016 04:36 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: Jean at April 19, 2016 04:36 PM (cXiMR)
Not unlike the unfortunate algebra behind mass-mailings and telemarketing--thousands fail, but the few that succeed justify the exercise.
Posted by: General Zod at April 19, 2016 04:36 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 19, 2016 04:36 PM (O0lVq)
Whole Foods? If you're going to perpetrate a hoax, at least try come up with a credible one.
Yep. In ours you can't sling a cat without hitting a hipster or prog. The last time I was in ours, there was literally a drum circle in the front of the store.
Haven't been back.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2016 04:36 PM (FsuaD)
Hopefully this starts a trend and the race and gay hustlers will have to find other ways to make an easy buck.
Posted by: kbdabear at April 19, 2016 04:36 PM (VrqE6)
Posted by: donna at April 19, 2016 04:36 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Nutsy the Buzzard at April 19, 2016 04:36 PM (lJJaE)
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One that looks the other way when you fire up the oven.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 19, 2016 04:30 PM (jR7Wy)
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*wipes spewed tea off keyboard and looks around really nervously*
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No kidding. Dayum.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2016 04:35 PM (Vgz5H)
*slow clap for Eris*
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supports kittens at April 19, 2016 04:37 PM (uURQL)
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One that looks the other way when you fire up the oven.
Posted by: All Hail Eris
I am so gonna get my ass in a crack one of these days.
Because now I'll have an answer without even thinking about it or engaging the filter.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2016 04:37 PM (Vgz5H)
Posted by: ajmojo at April 19, 2016 04:37 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at April 19, 2016 04:37 PM (QPdNE)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 19, 2016 04:37 PM (8ZskC)
"The best tactic is one your people enjoy using."
---Saul (spit) Alinsky
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 19, 2016 04:37 PM (y7bt9)
And let me tell you the hand that drew --"love wins"--is the hand of a professional who laid it on strong and thick.
The hand that wrote --"fag" --is weaker and thinner.
Posted by: Chris Christie at April 19, 2016 04:38 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 19, 2016 04:38 PM (SEXy3)
Posted by: Lester at April 19, 2016 04:38 PM (2UPXV)
Posted by: Iblis at April 19, 2016 04:34 PM (9221z)
It's stray voltage on steroids. The left gets their back up and then the pushback from reality and plebes like us hardens their hearts for the next incident.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 19, 2016 04:38 PM (xuouz)
In 40 years or so, these activist types are gonna be sitting in a rocking chair surrounded by their grandchildren telling stories about their exploits in the horrific Cake Wars of the 2010s.
See if YOU don't get PTSD after being blasted in the face with their battle buddy's creme filling.....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 19, 2016 04:38 PM (MEFzG)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 19, 2016 04:38 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 19, 2016 04:38 PM (ppaKI)
Posted by: Toolong Fo-Yu at April 19, 2016 04:38 PM (O0lVq)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 19, 2016 04:38 PM (2cS/G)
The Boston Globe just called and said the fake icing started a conversation, and if it weren't accurrate, why did it upset so many peoPLE*?
*upspeak
Ask the Boston Globe if they have quit raping interns yet.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2016 04:39 PM (Vgz5H)
Fudge packer goes better with the cake theme...
Posted by: donna at April 19, 2016 04:39 PM (O2RFr)
...
The ones with asses are special order only. Their called "pants".
Posted by: ajmojo at April 19, 2016 04:39 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2016 04:39 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: Jean
I'd just like to mount my lawyer.
Posted by: The Rev at April 19, 2016 04:39 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 19, 2016 04:39 PM (O0lVq)
Posted by: Nutsy the Buzzard at April 19, 2016 04:36 PM (lJJaE)
Where are you from? "Immolate" isn't what we used to call "sitting around jerking each other off" where I'm from.
We called that "Campaigning for Kasich"
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 19, 2016 04:40 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: Bigby's Carpal Tunnel Syndrome at April 19, 2016 04:40 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 19, 2016 04:38 PM (2cS/G)
Do you not realize how traumatizing it is to have someone refuse to bake you a gay wedding cake/pizza?
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supports kittens at April 19, 2016 04:40 PM (uURQL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 19, 2016 04:37 PM (8ZskC)
LOL
Posted by: washrivergal at April 19, 2016 04:40 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2016 04:40 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 19, 2016 04:40 PM (iQIUe)
For his next hoax, he'll claim that a male hairstylist called him a butt-pirate.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 19, 2016 04:40 PM (8ZskC)
The rule of law is in tatters. Administrative lawlessness. Judicial lawlessness. Words losing their meaning. Utterly capricious and arbitrary "reasoning" that is laughable reverse-engineering to rationalize whatever gigantic legislative shift a court wants to see.
An election won't only not fix this, but it may not even affect it. I don't know what will. It's like taking on public integrity in Russia, or Mexico, or Nigeria. Where the F do you even start?
Posted by: rhomboid at April 19, 2016 04:40 PM (QDnY+)
He tried this stunt at another national food chain before.
But Carvel said "Cookie Puss" is not a homosexual slur.
Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 19, 2016 04:41 PM (YaHGw)
Posted by: Chris Christie
Frosting expert has spoken. Everyone sit down.
Posted by: Dang at April 19, 2016 04:41 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: Bigby's Carpal Tunnel Syndrome at April 19, 2016 04:41 PM (3ZtZW)
Oh I'm sure it is, but
Jesus. Phrasing.
This is a Ghey thread. Last one was the Hillary Ice Cream Thread.
Appetizer with brain bleach.
And, shouldn't it be Filipina sauce, with shrimp?
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 19, 2016 04:41 PM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Eric Hoffer's Thumb at April 19, 2016 04:41 PM (keTbF)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 19, 2016 04:42 PM (O0lVq)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 19, 2016 04:42 PM (zc3Db)
The rule of law is in tatters. Administrative lawlessness. Judicial lawlessness. Words losing their meaning. Utterly capricious and arbitrary "reasoning" that is laughable reverse-engineering to rationalize whatever gigantic legislative shift a court wants to see.
An election won't only not fix this, but it may not even affect it. I don't know what will. It's like taking on public integrity in Russia, or Mexico, or Nigeria. Where the F do you even start?
Yup. Yahoo news has a headline saying nobody wants trump Hillary or Cruz.... So that leaves Bern?
Posted by: donna at April 19, 2016 04:42 PM (O2RFr)
On a scale of 1 to 10 I'd say it's not quite "was scheduled to vend beer at the Springsteen concert but now I'm losing those hours on my paycheck" painful.
Posted by: HR--Gruss aus der Tuerkei at April 19, 2016 04:42 PM (1UHnr)
I don't care if someone insults you. Get over it. Nasty bigotry is its own reward, and has been for a long time (uniquely, in human history) in this society - that is, bigotry leads to ridicule, isolation, moral shaming, etc.
rhomboid.
The same used to be true for freaks and never do wells and society's sponges.
The bigots are on the other side now. And go unpunished.
Posted by: Golfman at April 19, 2016 04:42 PM (48QDY)
Think it's a similar tactic to the MSM always identifying a mass shooter as a tea partier until the facts are in.
The point is that the repetition creates an impression --- that there are haters out there actively hating --- over time. Most people forget the details, these stories are in and out of the news cycle within 24 hours, but they have a memory of there being an ongoing problem with mean Christians writing nasty notes on restaurant receipts, or bigoted frat boys hanging nooses on campus, etc.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2016 04:42 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: tu3031 at April 19, 2016 04:42 PM (8WyYX)
Posted by: Gay Donald Trump at April 19, 2016 04:42 PM (k8tEg)
In 40 years or so, these activist types are gonna be sitting in a rocking chair surrounded by their grandchildren telling stories about their exploits in the horrific Cake Wars of the 2010s.
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Luckily these SJWs don't generally have kids. What with the hetero-normative role of women giving birth and what not.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 19, 2016 04:43 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 19, 2016 04:43 PM (YaHGw)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 19, 2016 04:40 PM (QDnY+)
Illegal immigration as the most effective starting point for a more general campaign to resurrect the concept of enforcing the law.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 19, 2016 04:43 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 19, 2016 04:43 PM (O0lVq)
Posted by: Chris Christie at April 19, 2016 04:43 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: Eric Hoffer's Thumb at April 19, 2016 04:41 PM (keTbF)
Why was this ever a national news story when the facts of it were so shaky from even cursory examination?
Conspiracy to mislead the public.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supports kittens at April 19, 2016 04:43 PM (uURQL)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2016 04:42 PM (NOIQH)
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Everyone reads the headlines, nobody reads the retractions.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 19, 2016 04:44 PM (0LHZx)
I didn't know it was Hate Bread.
Kind of gives it a little mystique along with that great flavor.
Posted by: jwest at April 19, 2016 04:44 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Fritz at April 19, 2016 04:44 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 19, 2016 04:44 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 19, 2016 04:44 PM (8ZskC)
Terrific stuff, really great. Just great.
Posted by: Gay Donald Trump at April 19, 2016 04:44 PM (k8tEg)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 19, 2016 04:45 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Chris Christie at April 19, 2016 04:43 PM (mcm0N)
As a former federal prosecutor I know what it takes to schnarfff mmfffff glmphh smack
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 19, 2016 04:45 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: PBJ1515 at April 19, 2016 04:45 PM (d5QSS)
All those years that hoity-toity restaurants refused to make me well-done steak like I ordered and the snooty waiters telling me how I didn't know how to eat steak ... I had no idea that I had hate-crime suits I could pull on them. Now I feel doubly cheated ... as well as traumatized.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 19, 2016 04:45 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: brak at April 19, 2016 04:45 PM (MJuTN)
Everyone reads the headlines, nobody reads the retractions.
Exactly. It was everywhere yesterday and even this morning... Along with the Muslim student being removed from the plane for speaking Arabic...
Posted by: donna at April 19, 2016 04:45 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: washrivergal at April 19, 2016 04:45 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2016 04:45 PM (kTF2Z)
- Idiot SJW
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 19, 2016 04:45 PM (6n332)
Of all the institutional rot/collapse that is probably now beyond reversing, that in the judiciary may be the most dangerous and unassailable.
Just consult Roberts' jaw-dropping comment in the first O-care debacle about the court protecting the people from political choices. Definition of someone who literally doesn't have any understanding of the constitution or the court's role in it.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 19, 2016 04:45 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 19, 2016 04:45 PM (y7bt9)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 19, 2016 04:46 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: GLaDOS at April 19, 2016 04:46 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Boston Creme Pie at April 19, 2016 04:46 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at April 19, 2016 04:46 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: phreshone at April 19, 2016 04:46 PM (12kBq)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 19, 2016 04:46 PM (O0lVq)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 19, 2016 04:46 PM (75GIx)
Posted by: washrivergal at April 19, 2016 04:47 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: Antoine Merriwhether at April 19, 2016 04:47 PM (QlyN5)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 19, 2016 04:47 PM (T78UI)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 19, 2016 04:48 PM (8ZskC)
When there is a highly publicized and sensational "hate crime" these days, hoaxes are the horses.
Posted by: ZBBMcFate at April 19, 2016 04:48 PM (k7D+q)
Posted by: Antoine Merriwhether at April 19, 2016 04:47 PM (QlyN5)
Well ... he was victimized by Nature ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 19, 2016 04:48 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 19, 2016 04:48 PM (Nwg0u)
Just do nothing but list them one after the other for 45 minutes, then throw your hands up in the air in disbelief and demand to know, "What the Spock is the MATTER with these people? What in the world has gone wrong with our culture that they are being taken seriously?"
And then just walk off stage in contempt and disgust.
I would crawl over burning broken glass to vote for anyone who did this.
Posted by: torquewrench at April 19, 2016 04:48 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: donna at April 19, 2016 04:42 PM (O2RFr)
Yep. just heard on the radio a Federal judge struck down a Virginia school board refusal to let a trans in the opposite bathroom.
You guessed it. NC is in the same Federal district.
Posted by: Golfman at April 19, 2016 04:48 PM (48QDY)
All that matters now is the initial hit*. IOW, perception is now truth. This will go into the arsenal of hate crime statistics, never to be challenged.
*See: Trump, Donald The
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 19, 2016 04:48 PM (SeD0w)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 19, 2016 04:48 PM (O0lVq)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 19, 2016 04:48 PM (xuouz)
Whole Foods probably takes a picture of every special order cake going out. Not for the gay stuff, but for customers who say something was spelled wrong or that the cake was damaged when they got it.
My wife has a florist shop and they take a picture of every arrangement that goes out for delivery. That stops the scams and chronic complainers who say they didn't get what the sender ordered.
Posted by: jwest at April 19, 2016 04:49 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at April 19, 2016 04:49 PM (9krrF)
Since the decorator was also LGBTEIEIO, I'm thinking this was intentional, as in, lover's quarrel.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 19, 2016 04:49 PM (MEFzG)
Security footage would have looked like a Stooges film?
Posted by: HR--Gruss aus der Tuerkei at April 19, 2016 04:49 PM (1UHnr)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Mail order from Olongapo.
Posted by: Aviator at April 19, 2016 04:49 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: washrivergal at April 19, 2016 04:20 PM (CFc5L)
For Leftists, they attain moral purity by being oppressesed.
The more accepted homosexuality becomes, the more the Leftist homosexual must seek out their own oppression... or manufacture it.
Posted by: The Immoral Hat at April 19, 2016 04:49 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2016 04:49 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Bigby's Carpal Tunnel Syndrome at April 19, 2016 04:49 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Sara Lee at April 19, 2016 04:49 PM (g6yUI)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 19, 2016 04:49 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: artist at April 19, 2016 04:50 PM (TwnkX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2016 04:50 PM (w4NZ8)
I'm tempted to say, "I know how you feel, I pay $100 a month for car insurance and my oil change was 100% out of pocket. What a rip off right?"
The stoopids are taking over.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 19, 2016 04:50 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at April 19, 2016 04:50 PM (evdj2)
That is a ridiculous platitude that means next to nothing. And I don't have a problem calling someone who would pay money to have it put on a delicious baked good a term that, to me, means "overly effeminate superficial know nothing who probably buys dvds of TMZ episodes".
Posted by: ajmojo at April 19, 2016 04:50 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at April 19, 2016 04:50 PM (evdj2)
*searches for large magnifying glass*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 19, 2016 04:51 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 19, 2016 04:51 PM (O0lVq)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at April 19, 2016 04:50 PM (evdj2)
In this instance I think it was kerneling.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 19, 2016 04:51 PM (zc3Db)
But you quickly encounter collateral reasons to give up hope.
Incredible ignorance and naivete about the actual situation (hey, immigrants become more "conservative" in the 2nd generation! hey, whatchutalkinabout, my school district hasn't been bankrupted by illegals, my kids don't have academic and social trouble because they're English speakers?).
Misrepresentation of the issue as about "race" (we see that hear, in the comments and even the posts fer cryin' out loud) - example #459 of how the non-issue of race/racism is used to literally dissolve and destroy civil society.
Stupidity/irresponsibility. The "economic" incentive to suppress wages, or (and this one is on an intellectual par with the geniuses of Germany now being swamped by the consequences of their own idiocy) a demographic fix to entitlement insolvency.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 19, 2016 04:52 PM (QDnY+)
Unfortunately for the guy suing, Whole Foods says the employee who makes the cakes is a member of the LGBT or whatever it is community.
Oops!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 19, 2016 04:52 PM (4ErVI)
Security footage would have looked like a Stooges film?
I'm seeing a Benny Hill chase.
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at April 19, 2016 04:52 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at April 19, 2016 04:52 PM (KRuzk)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 19, 2016 04:52 PM (O0lVq)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 19, 2016 04:52 PM (oC40p)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 19, 2016 04:53 PM (2cS/G)
I'm tempted to say, "I know how you feel, I pay $100 a month for car insurance and my oil change was 100% out of pocket. What a rip off right?"
The stoopids are taking over.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo
____________
Our Low Information President made a similar argument about how car insurance doesn't cover anything when he was lying his way to passage of Obamacare. The stupid is strong with this president.
Posted by: Furious George at April 19, 2016 04:53 PM (3GAnN)
The FAG font is completely different. It looks like Century Gothic while the rest of the cake is written in Bodoni.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 19, 2016 04:48 PM (8ZskC)
Quick, someone get working on the animated gif!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 19, 2016 04:53 PM (MEFzG)
Posted by: J Geils at April 19, 2016 04:54 PM (oC40p)
Posted by: test at April 19, 2016 04:54 PM (0mo/d)
Posted by: Golfman at April 19, 2016 04:54 PM (48QDY)
We use to call each other homo here on aoshq all the time. But not as a pejorative but in a loving way...
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 19, 2016 04:54 PM (iQIUe)
Occam's razor: the simplest explanation is the best.
Q: Is it more likely that a low wage pastry chef at Whole Foods risked his job, and a lawsuit, to defame a homosexual for no apparent reason, OR, did said homosexual use a cake as a political stunt?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 19, 2016 04:54 PM (SeD0w)
I heard a foreign policy rumor -- just a rumor -- that what's left of the Fleet is going back to Subic. As a gesture to the Chinese island-building adventure.
Subic Bay. That undoes a whole day of gay-cakes, in one stroke.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 19, 2016 04:54 PM (xq1UY)
Eh.
Posted by: Bigby's Carpal Tunnel Syndrome at April 19, 2016 04:23 PM (3ZtZW)
Well, what did it taste like?
Posted by: @votermom at April 19, 2016 04:54 PM (nbrY/)
WTF does "Love Wins" mean anyway?
It's a progressive divisive use of a shibboleth.
It's a simple way to separate the In Group from the Out Group. If you're not on board with the "agenda for love," you are a Hater and should be socially shunned.
Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 19, 2016 04:55 PM (YaHGw)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 19, 2016 04:54 PM (iQIUe)
Indeed, we are all homos here.
You especially.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 19, 2016 04:55 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: x at April 19, 2016 04:55 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Weasel at April 19, 2016 04:55 PM (e3bId)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 19, 2016 04:54 PM (iQIUe)
lol shut bitch.
Thtop it.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 19, 2016 04:55 PM (xuouz)
Well, what did it taste like?
Posted by: @votermom at April 19, 2016 04:54 PM (nbrY/)
Like tomato jam?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 19, 2016 04:56 PM (T78UI)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 19, 2016 04:56 PM (O0lVq)
Despair will never win.
Find hope and hold onto it.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supports kittens at April 19, 2016 04:56 PM (uURQL)
I'm a happy camper.....................
Posted by: saf at April 19, 2016 04:56 PM (qKiBT)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at April 19, 2016 04:56 PM (evdj2)
Okay, I laughed....
Posted by: donna at April 19, 2016 04:56 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 19, 2016 04:56 PM (sqpGi)
You think they would have learned from the Bush "National Guard memos", but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo!!!!!!!
Posted by: Steve Martin ... at April 19, 2016 04:57 PM (AoK0a)
Meanwhile, NC gets mendaciously tarred as passing an "anti" LGBT law.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 19, 2016 04:57 PM (Wckf4)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at April 19, 2016 04:57 PM (evdj2)
That is a ridiculous platitude that means next to nothing. And I don't have a problem calling someone who would pay money to have it put on a delicious baked good a term that, to me, means "overly effeminate superficial know nothing who probably buys dvds of TMZ episodes".
Posted by: ajmojo at April 19, 2016 04:50 PM (1H9ox)
A token gift after a faggish feud?
Posted by: washrivergal at April 19, 2016 04:57 PM (CFc5L)
We use to call each other homo here on aoshq all the time. But not as a pejorative but in a loving way...
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 19, 2016 04:54 PM (iQIUe)<<
Homo you don't. Don't be starting that again.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 19, 2016 04:57 PM (O0lVq)
Posted by: Bigby's Carpal Tunnel Syndrome at April 19, 2016 04:57 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2016 04:57 PM (Vgz5H)
Fraud Loses
Posted by: Splunge at April 19, 2016 04:57 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Raymond Burr at April 19, 2016 04:58 PM (9O2+e)
Back when anything could still *be* stunning.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 19, 2016 04:58 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Def Leppard at April 19, 2016 04:58 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 19, 2016 04:58 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: donna at April 19, 2016 04:58 PM (O2RFr)
I'm a happy camper.....................
...
I am waiting until I get off of work to check "put a French loaf in my basket" on Urbandictionary
Posted by: ajmojo at April 19, 2016 04:58 PM (1H9ox)
Maybe even validate xe's victimhood, with 2 smacks upside the head and a boot up the back side ... FOR THE CHILDREN!!!!
Posted by: Adriane the Pop Psychology Critic ... at April 19, 2016 04:59 PM (AoK0a)
Given that said homosexual is already an activist?
This is the SJW equivalent of sticking a cockroach in your food and angling for a settlement.
Posted by: 0 at April 19, 2016 04:59 PM (L7t0A)
Posted by: just wait, you won't believe what happens next at April 19, 2016 04:59 PM (IQI2h)
Back when anything could still *be* stunning.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 19, 2016 04:58 PM (QDnY+)
That WAS stunning. Anyone who took driver training would know the difference. Anyone, that is, except the Smartest Man in the World<tm>.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 19, 2016 04:59 PM (oKE6c)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/jea2ln4
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2016 04:59 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: donna at April 19, 2016 04:58 PM (O2RFr)
Damn right!
Posted by: Tina Turner at April 19, 2016 04:59 PM (oC40p)
Back when anything could still *be* stunning.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 19, 2016 04:58 PM (QDnY+)
That's why she has RBF. She pays the bills.
Posted by: Golfman at April 19, 2016 05:00 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 19, 2016 05:00 PM (sqpGi)
So far ..... nothing. I ID'd that as perhaps one of the last tests of any remaining serious civic culture or adult responsibility in CA. Looks like we have our test result.
It's dead, Jim.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 19, 2016 05:01 PM (QDnY+)
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For father's Day, it's a Tie cake!
Posted by: Tom Caahvel at April 19, 2016 05:01 PM (7TOkf)
A couple of people I work with have noticed it too.
Posted by: Soona at April 19, 2016 05:01 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: ajmojo at April 19, 2016 05:01 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: Bigby's Carpal Tunnel Syndrome at April 19, 2016 05:01 PM (3ZtZW)
Back when anything could still *be* stunning.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 19, 2016 04:58 PM (QDnY+)
But apparently he inherited his roundheels mama's financial acumen, as well as her politics. He whined that she'd been denied health care, which was not true, but IIRC she'd been denied disability insurance - which she'd applied for AFTER becoming disabled.
Oopsie.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 19, 2016 05:01 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: ajmojo at April 19, 2016 05:01 PM (1H9ox)
Tuna casserole.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 19, 2016 05:02 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 19, 2016 05:02 PM (oC40p)
NORMAL is losing.
Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 19, 2016 05:02 PM (YaHGw)
Posted by: Phinn at April 19, 2016 05:02 PM (fCWi3)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/jea2ln4
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2016 04:59 PM (w4NZ
I'm a fan of "Wolves In" and "Vowel Sin".
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supports kittens at April 19, 2016 05:02 PM (uURQL)
Posted by: Bigby's Carpal Tunnel Syndrome at April 19, 2016 05:03 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: donna at April 19, 2016 04:58 PM (O2RFr)
"Queering off" wouldn't fit on one cake. It'd have to be continued onto the next cake.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 19, 2016 05:03 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: washrivergal at April 19, 2016 05:03 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 19, 2016 05:04 PM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 19, 2016 05:04 PM (oC40p)
Posted by: Dogstar at April 19, 2016 05:04 PM (gEIDm)
Posted by: Dogstar at April 19, 2016 05:04 PM (gEIDm)
Posted by: Weasel at April 19, 2016 05:04 PM (e3bId)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 19, 2016 05:02 PM (oC40p)
After the rape/murder of that poor girl on the UT campus by a random stranger-
you'd think that they might think twice about this latest dumbfuckery, but...
...Nope.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 19, 2016 05:04 PM (0cMkb)
Not that I agree with your premise but considering the topic of this thread, maybe we need some of that.
Posted by: Golfman at April 19, 2016 05:05 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Cantankerous at April 19, 2016 05:05 PM (326rv)
It was the totes spontaneous twitter hash the day the SCOTUS SSM ruling was announced - everyone was tweeting #LoveWins in celebration.
As mentioned above, it wasn't about love, it was about winning by claiming that anyone who was against SSM was against people "being able to love who they want to love". Gag.
Posted by: Boston Creme Pie at April 19, 2016 05:05 PM (NOIQH)
Yup, it really doesn't matter: this source will still be cited, the same way suicides are included in gun crime stats. It will be repeated so often, that anyone who tries to unwind it will be made to look a petty splitter of hairs:
"That's a lie!"
"You're just arguing minutiae, the gist is true."
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 19, 2016 05:05 PM (SeD0w)
risked his job, and a lawsuit, to defame a homosexual for no apparent
reason, OR, did said homosexual use a cake as a political stunt?
I have a prior question: how likely is it that said pastry chef back in the kitchen would even KNOW who/what had ordered the cake? For all he probably knew, it could have been for a normal couple.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 19, 2016 05:05 PM (oKE6c)
Oopsie.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 19, 2016 05:01 PM (oKE6c)
Knew a liberal who complained that his car insurance company dropped his dad's policy after years of being a loyal customer ... after he had totaled a car while speeding with his dad's car and they had paid out.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supports kittens at April 19, 2016 05:05 PM (uURQL)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 19, 2016 05:05 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 19, 2016 05:06 PM (xq1UY)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 19, 2016 05:06 PM (AroJD)
A couple of people I work with have noticed it too.
Posted by: Soona at April 19, 2016 05:01 PM (Fmupd)
---
I noticed that his fund-raising emails are very religious-y now
The last one asked me to make a "sacrificial gift"
Posted by: @votermom at April 19, 2016 05:06 PM (nbrY/)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 19, 2016 05:05 PM (oKE6c)
Gaydar, duh.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supports kittens at April 19, 2016 05:06 PM (uURQL)
Posted by: no good deed at April 19, 2016 05:06 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supports kittens at April 19, 2016 05:05 PM (uURQL)
I'd like to buy tickets to yesterday's lottery. And yes, I know exactly what number I'd like. Why do you ask?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 19, 2016 05:06 PM (oKE6c)
===
Says Filipino on the side. along with text saying Not for sale in the former Soviet Union. IDK WTF that's about but its hystericool.
Posted by: Bigby's Carpal Tunnel Syndrome at April 19, 2016 05:07 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: micky at April 19, 2016 05:07 PM (o5vMc)
Automated voice: "Turn left at the next intersection, you self loathing lover of c*@k."
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 19, 2016 05:07 PM (SeD0w)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 19, 2016 05:05 PM (oKE6c)
Gaydar, duh.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supports kittens at April 19, 2016 05:06 PM (uURQL)
One ping, Vasily. One ping.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2016 05:07 PM (Vgz5H)
The last one asked me to make a "sacrificial gift"
Posted by: @votermom at April 19, 2016 05:06 PM (nbrY/)
Another reason for me to distrust Cruz. Do not mix the sacred and the political.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supports kittens at April 19, 2016 05:07 PM (uURQL)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supports kittens at April 19, 2016 05:06 PM (uURQL)
But there's probably someone at the counter, taking orders, and someone in the kitchen, baking cakes. It's pretty unlikely the same person does both.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 19, 2016 05:07 PM (oKE6c)
And to think of all the oxygen-wasting bipeds pushing 50 even 60.
Posted by: xyncpeasant at April 19, 2016 05:07 PM (k8tEg)
I noticed that his fund-raising emails are very religious-y now
Meanwhile, Kasich seems to have a money tree growing in his backyard. Strange, that.
Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 19, 2016 05:07 PM (YaHGw)
Posted by: @votermom at April 19, 2016 05:08 PM (nbrY/)
Not for sale in the former Soviet Union. IDK WTF that's about but its
hystericool.
Posted by: Bigby's Carpal Tunnel Syndrome at April 19, 2016 05:07 PM (3ZtZW)
It is twenty years old.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 19, 2016 05:08 PM (T78UI)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at April 19, 2016 05:08 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 19, 2016 05:08 PM (oC40p)
Automated voice: "Turn left at the next intersection, you self loathing lover of c*@k."
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin
"Hey Siri"
"Hey, f you!"
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2016 05:08 PM (Vgz5H)
If a person wanted to mess around with the words "Love Wins' on a cake, there are much funnier possibilities with anagrams:
And then there's "Joy the Baker" food blogger who's been doing "Drake on a cake" just for fun:
http://www.delish.com/food-news/a45260/drake-on-cake-instagram/
Posted by: Boston Creme Pie at April 19, 2016 05:08 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 19, 2016 05:08 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2016 05:07 PM (Vgz5H)
Only.
One of my favorite lines of all time.
Posted by: Golfman at April 19, 2016 05:09 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Tawana Brawley at April 19, 2016 05:09 PM (8ZskC)
Meanwhile, Kasich seems to have a money tree growing in his backyard. Strange, that.
In the yahoo article that says people don't really like Trump, Hillary, or Cruz it says they like Kasich and Bern....
Posted by: donna at April 19, 2016 05:09 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Obama the Dog Eating Commie at April 19, 2016 05:09 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 19, 2016 05:09 PM (NeFrd)
Think I'll pass.
Posted by: brak at April 19, 2016 05:09 PM (MJuTN)
The last one asked me to make a "sacrificial gift"
Posted by: @votermom at April 19, 2016 05:06 PM (nbrY/)
I sent him a fresh hobo's heart.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 19, 2016 05:09 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 19, 2016 05:06 PM (AroJD)
Interesting factoid I read in the paper over the weekend.
Longest known living dog: 39
Longest known living cat: 28
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2016 05:09 PM (FsuaD)
Well, I meant it to be setting each other on fire, frivolous lawsuits, causing each other grief, etc. But I certainly agree with your definition of campaigning for Kasich.
Posted by: Nutsy the Buzzard at April 19, 2016 05:10 PM (pS7Ne)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 19, 2016 05:10 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Bigby's Carpal Tunnel Syndrome at April 19, 2016 05:10 PM (3ZtZW)
Says Filipino on the side. along with text saying Not for sale in the former Soviet Union. IDK WTF that's about but its hystericool.
Posted by: Bigby's Carpal Tunnel Syndrome at April 19, 2016 05:07 PM (3ZtZW)
LOL
Now I want to see a pic
Posted by: @votermom at April 19, 2016 05:10 PM (nbrY/)
Republicans are helping Cruz defeat Trump, but not too much. Simultaneously, Republicans are also helping Kasich keep Cruz from getting anywhere near 1237.
But there's no conspiracy to screw the base. Nope.
Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 19, 2016 05:10 PM (YaHGw)
****
"Love Wieners"
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 19, 2016 05:10 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 19, 2016 05:08 PM (1xUj/)
---
Call me when you're ready to face the sushi!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 19, 2016 05:10 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 19, 2016 05:07 PM (YaHGw)
Kasich is getting Soros' money.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 19, 2016 05:11 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: @votermom
I sent him a fresh hobo's heart.
Posted by: naturalfake
CRUZ 2016
Soon Kali-ma will rule the world...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at April 19, 2016 05:11 PM (9krrF)
Damn dude.
Way down at the bottom you might just find an unsubscribe option.
Posted by: Golfman at April 19, 2016 05:11 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: ajmojo at April 19, 2016 05:11 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 19, 2016 05:12 PM (oC40p)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 19, 2016 05:12 PM (T78UI)
Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 19, 2016 05:12 PM (YaHGw)
Longest known living cat: 28
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2016 05:09 PM (FsuaD)
The age disparity between cats and dogs must be corrected! It is entirely unfair to cats that dogs live longer! Check your canine privilege!
-SJWs looking for something else to get upset about
Posted by: Serenity Now! at April 19, 2016 05:12 PM (LlqmH)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 19, 2016 05:13 PM (xq1UY)
So, I removed it to thaw (and hid it).
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2016 05:13 PM (FsuaD)
Damn dude.
Way down at the bottom you might just find an unsubscribe option.
Posted by: Golfman at April 19, 2016 05:11 PM (48QDY)
___
Heh. Well they're all in the spam inbox so i don't ever read them, i just notice them when I do the periodic "empty spam folder" thing.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 19, 2016 05:13 PM (0LHZx)
--
When I was a teenager, we had a Siamese that lived to be 22. He was so old, he was nothing but fur hanging off off a skeleton. I can't even imagine what a 28 year old cat looked like.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 19, 2016 05:13 PM (+FSld)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2016 05:13 PM (Vgz5H)
-
What happened? Did he get a pink Ram?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 19, 2016 05:13 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Golfman at April 19, 2016 05:13 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Bigby's Carpal Tunnel Syndrome at April 19, 2016 05:13 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 19, 2016 05:13 PM (oKE6c)
Pineapple upside down cake FTW.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 19, 2016 05:14 PM (SeD0w)
----
Toad in the Hole.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 19, 2016 05:14 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 19, 2016 05:14 PM (sqpGi)
If a person wanted to mess around with the words "Love Wins' on a cake, there are much funnier possibilities with anagrams:
Forget anagrams. He could have just put "Bottoms Up."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 19, 2016 05:14 PM (oKE6c)
Pineapple upside down cake FTW.
Fudge brownies?
Posted by: donna at April 19, 2016 05:14 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: washrivergal at April 19, 2016 05:14 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2016 05:14 PM (tR4f2)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 19, 2016 05:15 PM (oC40p)
Posted by: washrivergal at April 19, 2016 05:14 PM (CFc5L)
____
Yes, and?
Posted by: OJ Jury Member at April 19, 2016 05:15 PM (0LHZx)
THIS
Posted by: Bigby's Carpal Tunnel Syndrome at April 19, 2016 05:13 PM (3ZtZW)
Mmmm mmmm, you can really taste the Malunggay
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 19, 2016 05:15 PM (T78UI)
Posted by: Boston Creme Pie at April 19, 2016 05:15 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 19, 2016 05:12 PM (oC40p)
Yeah! Lyin' Ted should stick to ad buys in the rat community! Where he's even more at home than in Canada!
IDK about you but I'm not down with polygamy in MY candidate. Good old-fashioned infidelity is far preferable. OK I guess that's a win for Lyin' Ted, now that I think about it.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 19, 2016 05:15 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 19, 2016 04:38 PM (2cS/G)
When Gabe's legal reason that homosexual marriage wouldn't lead to polygamy was because polygamy wasn't as popular....well it was obvious then that logic had not control of his thoughts on the subject.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at April 19, 2016 05:15 PM (n2GmV)
Types.
Deletes.
Not even on the ONT.
Posted by: Golfman at April 19, 2016 05:16 PM (48QDY)
> Longest known living cat: 28
Isn't Ace like 40?
What's the lifespan of an Ewok, anyway?
Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2016 05:16 PM (tR4f2)
Posted by: Golfman at April 19, 2016 05:11 PM (48QDY)
___
Heh. Well they're all in the spam inbox so i don't ever read them, i just notice them when I do the periodic "empty spam folder" thing.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 19, 2016 05:13 PM (0LHZx)
NEVER acknowledge. The moment you fo, they know they have a live address and it goes in the "For Sale" pile.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2016 05:16 PM (Vgz5H)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 19, 2016 05:04 PM (oC40p)
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Style. Like the guy but he needs to tone that down a bit.
Posted by: Soona at April 19, 2016 05:16 PM (Fmupd)
Y'all have a good night.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 19, 2016 05:16 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 19, 2016 05:16 PM (T78UI)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 19, 2016 05:16 PM (xq1UY)
Sugar is the second ingredient after water! No wonder there's a drawing of a happy kid on it!
Too bad it doesn't show the "Soviet union" thing.
Posted by: @votermom at April 19, 2016 05:16 PM (nbrY/)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at April 19, 2016 05:17 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Alec Baldwin Puppet at April 19, 2016 05:17 PM (/h7EQ)
I find really old cats dubious.
Why?
Because cats, like goldfish, are easy to replace with a double!
Think about it. Your little daughter's cat gets squished or dies of old age. What do you do? Do you break your little girl's heart? No. You go to the pound and try to find a doppelganger.
And before you know it, you have a 25 year old cat!
Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 19, 2016 05:17 PM (YaHGw)
Posted by: Weasel at April 19, 2016 05:17 PM (e3bId)
marriage wouldn't lead to polygamy was because polygamy wasn't as
popular....well it was obvious then that logic had not control of his
thoughts on the subject.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at April 19, 2016 05:15 PM (n2GmV)
They should make applicants for faux marriage file environmental impact reports, as they're affecting the virus's habitat.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 19, 2016 05:17 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2016 05:13 PM (FsuaD)
Are you planning to write something on it and then trying to sue somebody? ;^) That seems to be popular idea for raising money and getting attention.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2016 05:17 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: ajmojo at April 19, 2016 05:18 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: Ferry Mason at April 19, 2016 05:18 PM (9O2+e)
Mock Apple Pie (see Ritz cracker box for recipe)
Posted by: Boston Creme Pie at April 19, 2016 05:18 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 19, 2016 05:04 PM (oC40p)
-------------
Style. Like the guy but he needs to tone that down a bit.
Posted by: Soona at April 19, 2016 05:16 PM (Fmupd)
I don't disagree. I think it's more trial lawyer style but I can also see how those two styles can be similar. I dislike both.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 19, 2016 05:19 PM (oC40p)
Are you planning to write something on it and
then trying to sue somebody? ;^) That seems to be popular idea for
raising money and getting attention.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2016 05:17 PM (w4NZ
*ponders* Nope. Too tasty.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2016 05:19 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 19, 2016 05:19 PM (+FSld)
Posted by: Chef at April 19, 2016 05:19 PM (tR4f2)
And before you know it, you have a 25 year old cat!
Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 19, 2016 05:17 PM (YaHGw)
___
I know people joke about replacing pets but does anyone actually do that? Even Corky would figure it out.
Posted by: OJ Jury Member at April 19, 2016 05:19 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 19, 2016 05:20 PM (oC40p)
Posted by: Boston Creme Pie at April 19, 2016 05:20 PM (NOIQH)
I know people joke about replacing pets but does anyone actually do that? Even Corky would figure it out.
Posted by: OJ Jury Member at April 19, 2016 05:19 PM (0LHZx)
Remember the cat in "Meet the Parents"?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2016 05:20 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 19, 2016 05:20 PM (5csB/)
I did that with a parakeet. Got a defective parakeet from Petco that keeled over dead in a day or so.
Brought the corpse back and they were happy to give me a new parakeet, but I had to insist on a *matching* parakeet so that No. 2 Son wouldn't know that Speedy had perished.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 19, 2016 05:20 PM (1xUj/)
===
Yeah I'm reading up on it. Apparently they have it for birthday parties, amongst other events. But you can see why I didn't take much notice - it just looks like a bag of sauce.
I figure the USSR thing has to do with trade barriers, but IDK
Gots to go. Good night
Posted by: Bigby's Carpal Tunnel Syndrome at April 19, 2016 05:20 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at April 19, 2016 05:21 PM (KRuzk)
Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 19, 2016 05:21 PM (YaHGw)
Posted by: Seattle Slough at April 19, 2016 05:21 PM (mCz8+)
Posted by: random lurker at April 19, 2016 05:21 PM (+tRIN)
Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2016 05:22 PM (tR4f2)
(And I doubt if Heidi is really sending me emails herself too)
Posted by: @votermom at April 19, 2016 05:22 PM (nbrY/)
Posted by: Max Power at April 19, 2016 05:22 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 19, 2016 05:23 PM (YaHGw)
No, he's uh, resting.
Posted by: Petco at April 19, 2016 05:23 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 19, 2016
----------------
Had a 24 year old tomcat once. Very healthy and very active until the last four or five months. Lymphoma.
Posted by: Soona at April 19, 2016 05:23 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 19, 2016 05:23 PM (+FSld)
And you don't have to be a willing dolt in the media to fall for this. Hell our damned federal government passed hate crime legislation based on the bullshit Matthew Shepard story.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at April 19, 2016 05:23 PM (mvFxu)
Posted by: Needs to Know at April 19, 2016 05:24 PM (N7G17)
When it's a 50 to 1 ratio I probably wouldn't use it as kind a retort. But you're a lefty so you wouldn't realize it.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 19, 2016 05:24 PM (oC40p)
On her face!
Stop it!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 19, 2016 05:24 PM (jR7Wy)
...
One time I was dating a hairdresser/artist who had a pet iguana that got "sick". So she asked me to take it to the vet. Now, there was no way I was taking some stinking half dead lizard to the vet. I thought about just buying her a different one, but this thing was nasty looking...
Anyway, I put it in a paper bag, hopped in the car, drove down the road and tossed it in the ditch. Called and told her that when I got to her place it was already dead and I didn't want her to have to deal with it so I buried it for her.
Great lizard remembrance sex ensued. I don't regret it.
Posted by: ajmojo at April 19, 2016 05:25 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 19, 2016 05:20 PM (5csB/)
Will have to go long on popcorn as the Progs twist themselves into knots trying to reconcile abortion on demand with a-o-d except in this one circumstance.
Posted by: random lurker at April 19, 2016 05:25 PM (+tRIN)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 19, 2016 05:25 PM (OcD4G)
Posted by: HH at April 19, 2016 05:25 PM (DrCtv)
Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 19, 2016 05:25 PM (YaHGw)
Had a really, really sweet one that loved to hang upside down and spin his little toy ferris wheel.
One Easter morning, it caught its head in the wheel and croaked. That memory is *seared* in my mind. He was only two.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2016 05:25 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 19, 2016 05:26 PM (Nwg0u)
Susie Q's.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2016 05:13 PM (Vgz5H)
Twinkies.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2016 05:27 PM (0mRoj)
Hillary Swank got a lot of awards for playing a dead one in a movie, like 15 years ago.
Posted by: HR--Gruss aus der Tuerkei at April 19, 2016 05:27 PM (1UHnr)
*consults the committee*
You have won four months of absolute Man Card immunity.
Well played.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 19, 2016 05:27 PM (1xUj/)
87 "We had to use 'fag,' fag--'homosexualist' in icing wouldn't fit across an 11" layer cake."
Posted by: General Zod at April 19,
Good point. Being as how this guy was a pastor the subscript should have said sodomite.
Posted by: Northernlurker, muzungo at April 19, 2016 05:29 PM (MOouw)
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at April 19, 2016 05:29 PM (mvFxu)
Posted by: Tom Caahvel at April 19, 2016 05:31 PM (7TOkf)
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 19, 2016 05:31 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Seattle Slough
Oh, you mean the nutjob Ace specifically called out on a post in 2012?
The one he excoriated? The one every commenter here ripped to shreds?
That one, oh invidious Sloop?
The one single instance you can recall?
Here *lies* Sloop. So full of poop. Every argument turns to goop. Poor, poor Sloop.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 19, 2016 05:32 PM (OcD4G)
Posted by: tu3031 at April 19, 2016 05:33 PM (8WyYX)
Posted by: Rosie O'donnel at April 19, 2016 05:34 PM (tR4f2)
Anne Hutchinson was the 17th century equivalent of a social justice
Anne had a thing for speaking her stupid mind. Cotton Mather and was not amused. Anne was put on trial for witchcraft or blasphemy, I believe. Nothing came of it, maybe exile.
Anne was also a fan of Syrian refugees/terrorists, i.e., Indian savages. Anne loved her some savages.
You know what happened to Anne?
She, and her entire village, were murdered by her Indian friends.
Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 19, 2016 05:36 PM (YaHGw)
How good was the sex?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 19, 2016 05:37 PM (Zu3d9)
And that's how the Everglades got infested with Asian iguanas.
Maybe they'll eat pythons.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 19, 2016 05:39 PM (xq1UY)
But while it's awaiting, I'll just say: this guy is a sissy. If you are going to pull a "poor harassed gay, oppressed by the evil blah blah" bit, then you need to go all out.
Gay guy in rural Utah town kind of out. He claimed massive bigotry by those evil Mormons, you know. Showed up with gay slurs carved into his arm and above his eyes. Confessed to faking it all after a few days and the cops, who knew better, telling him he was nuts. So he confessed to carving in gay slurs to his own body.
That's dedication to the SJW hoax cause there.
Posted by: Vanceone at April 19, 2016 05:39 PM (IQzhs)
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