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I know you will assure me that I am foolish and that you want me to have full happiness and don't want to be in my way. I'll bet you are surprised that I don't even have a girlfriend (except you, sweetheart) after two years. But you can't help it, darling, nor can I - I don't understand it, for I have met many girls and very nice ones and I don't want to remain alone - but in two or three meetings they all seem ashes. You only are left to me. You are real.From publius: "Feynman did remarry, twice. Second ended in divorce, and the third lasted until his death. Here's a picture of him dancing with his third wife at the Nobel Ceremony in 1965. He was clowning a bit there, of course. There's some other pictures of him at the Nobel Ceremony. She died about a year after he did." Perfect sphere found by astronomers. Riddle was bugging me, so I did what any self respecting Moron would do. I emailed publius. In data collected by a powerful radio telescope, astronomers have found what appears to be a perfectly spherical bubble. We know more or less what it is - it's the ball of expanding material ejected by an exploding star, a supernova remnant - but how it came to be is more of a puzzle.Next up we have some (no longer) mystery radio signals. The source of mystery radio signals in space has finally been identified after almost a decade. For the past ten years, astronomers have been detecting strange radio signals emitting from space every two hours. Unfortunately, scientists have already ruled out aliens in this one.NASA skywatching for the Month of June. All Month - Planet Visibility: Venus: Rises about 2 hours before the Sun in June, and shines very brightly, low in the eastern sky, in the morning all month. Mars: Visible in the west for a couple of hours after sunset all month. Drops lower in the sky as June continues, and passes very close to Regulus in the constellation Leo on June 16 and 17. (They will be about half a degree apart, or the width of the full moon.) Jupiter: Visible quite low in the west after sunset for the first week of June, then lost in the Sun's glare after. Will re-appear in July in the morning sky. Mercury: Becomes visible low in the west about 30 to 45 minutes after sunset in the last week and a half of June. Saturn: Rises around 3 a.m. in early June, and around 1 a.m. by the end of the month. Begins the month near Venus in the dawn sky, but rapidly pulls away, rising higher as June goes on.More from publius "Venus and Earth's orbital periods have a ratio that is very close to 13:8, meaning Venus completes 13 orbits per 8 earth orbits almost exactly. Venus thus has 5 inferior conjunctions occurring very close to the same point in the sky every 8 years. That works out to a cycle of about 9 months between conjunctions. Since Venus is an inferior planet, we can never see it overhead during the middle of the night, only on the eastern morning or western evening side of the sky close before sunrise or close after sunset. The window around these inferior conjunctions are when Venus gets close and bright. During a window of several months around the inferior conjunction, Venus first appears bright in the western sky right after sunset when it's on the eastern side of the sun, then disappears into the sun at inferior conjunction. It then quickly whips to the western side of the sun to appear in the early morning, still close and bright. It then continues in its orbit, getting dimmer and father away and closer to the sun in the sky, until it repeats the cycle 9 months later. So Venus flips between "Evening Star" and "Morning Star" modes. Believe it or not, when Venus is near maximum brightness during the Evening and Morning Star modes, they get a lot of UFO reports from those not familiar with what's in the sky above them. You can plot this from a geocentric reference plane, and see the relative position of Venus and the Sun over this 8 year cycle. Venus' path makes a nice 5-sided pattern centered around the earth, sometimes poetically dubbed the Five-petal Rose of Venus, seen here on this Earthsky page." Big AoS thank to you publius! *** That's one way to learn.
Oh yes! Spaceballs! Mel Brooks with the teaser.
First day of summer is June 20th. Unless you live in Phoenix, where it's know as "just another day of 110+ heat." Let's roll through some decades of summer songs. Which songs left a dent in your summer brain? Make your case in the comments. (and if linking in comments, please use tinyurl or another link shortening tool). 1950's: Thought about Lollipop, but we are going with Eddie Cochran. Summertime Blues, 1958. 1960's: Tommy James and the Shondells. Mony Mony, 1968. Billy Idol version was pretty good too. 1970's: It is Pride Month. The Kinks. Lola, 1970. 1980's: Damn, this decade is tough as a Gen X'er. The Clash. Should I Stay or Should I Go, 1981. 1990's: All the 'cool kids' spent a summer mocking the video. Yet they danced and sang along. Rob Van Winkle. Vanilla Ice. Ice, Ice, Baby, 1990. 2000's: Flame away in the comments. This came down to: Nelly/Country Grammar, Ride Wit Me or.... Buckcherry. Crazy B*tch, 2006. NSFW. 2010's: Lost musical decade. Kids won a lot of the radio car battles. Meghan Trainor. All About that Bass, 2014. Will close the summer song - musical section with this all-timer. This ONT brought to you by: Seen around town. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Good Evening! Posted by: four seasons at June 17, 2025 10:00 PM (3ek7K) 2
Analysis
Posted by: Ciampino - check the autopilot at June 17, 2025 10:00 PM (sPQoU) 3
Is Whig stil MIA? Posted by: Soothsayer at June 17, 2025 10:00 PM (dtvVE) 4
KwaK!
Posted by: KwaK! at June 17, 2025 10:00 PM (89Sog) 5
SPONGE!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 17, 2025 10:00 PM (ULPxl) 6
Evening.
Posted by: Robert at June 17, 2025 10:00 PM (4jjip) 7
nooded
Posted by: Ciampino - check the autopilots at June 17, 2025 10:01 PM (sPQoU) Posted by: Soothsayer at June 17, 2025 10:01 PM (dtvVE) 9
yes he has, thankfully Posted by: four seasons at June 17, 2025 10:01 PM (3ek7K) 10
Ahhh, Tehran aglow.
Posted by: I mean, come on.... at June 17, 2025 10:02 PM (0eaVi) Posted by: a spherical cow, for real at June 17, 2025 10:02 PM (ULPxl) 12
Thanks, 4seasons Posted by: Soothsayer at June 17, 2025 10:03 PM (dtvVE) 13
2027 - The Schwarz Awakens
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 10:03 PM (BNLtx) 14
Scampy!💟
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 17, 2025 10:03 PM (FPGXM) 15
You are welcome Soothy. This place isn't the same with Whig. Posted by: four seasons at June 17, 2025 10:03 PM (3ek7K) 16
Good evening good people.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2025 10:04 PM (cYBz/) 17
Holy shit, I have nearly the exact same shoes.
Posted by: Robert at June 17, 2025 10:04 PM (4jjip) 18
Thank you for the ONT!
Gutfeld. "Over 1 million illegals have self deported since Trump's program has begun. More amazingly, they left in only 15 cars." Posted by: Stateless.. 32% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 17, 2025 10:04 PM (jvJvP) 19
Evening, COMM!
Posted by: scampydog at June 17, 2025 10:04 PM (41CYW) 20
WITHOUT
Posted by: four seasons at June 17, 2025 10:04 PM (3ek7K) 21
Yeah if I could buy a box of full grown outdoor cats, I would. Posted by: Soothsayer at June 17, 2025 10:04 PM (dtvVE) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2025 10:04 PM (QnmlO) 23
yes he has, thankfully
Posted by: four seasons at June 17, 2025 10:01 PM (3ek7K) So Whig isn't going the way of the Tories??? I'll see myself out. Posted by: Dr. T at June 17, 2025 10:05 PM (jGGMD) 24
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You are welcome Soothy. This place isn't the same with Whig. Posted by: four seasons at June 17, 2025 10:03 PM (3ek7K) Whig was here a day or so ago! I told whig people were concerned. But whig was her.... Posted by: Stateless.. 32% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 17, 2025 10:05 PM (jvJvP) Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 17, 2025 10:05 PM (GlyvH) 26
Hi!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at June 17, 2025 10:06 PM (lCaJd) 27
Red corpuscles.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 17, 2025 10:06 PM (wXs61) 28
Evenin'
Unfortunately, scientists have already ruled out aliens in this one. Oh. So, it's aliens. Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 17, 2025 10:07 PM (sAmhv) Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 10:07 PM (BNLtx) 30
What is that thing in the hot pink tights? I don't know where to start!
Other than the obvious fag deal, he has hydrocephalus under his bald head tattoo. I could put a drain in it as I have seen it done before in person and on medical shows. No problem! A small drill bit from the garage and a straw and he's fixed up. I see we are not attacked yet. Maybe launch the "guy" in pink tights into Tehran? Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 17, 2025 10:08 PM (6PCLE) 31
We have no Rogues Lineup for commenters and sock-puppets this week?
Posted by: Ciampino - check the blinkerfluid on the left at June 17, 2025 10:08 PM (sPQoU) 32
How are things going Robert?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 10:09 PM (BNLtx) 33
Professor Squirrel
Something that needs to be air dropped over Tehran. Parachute optional Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 10:07 PM (BNLtx) 30 What is that thing in the hot pink tights? I don't know where to start! Other than the obvious fag deal, he has hydrocephalus under his bald head tattoo. I could put a drain in it as I have seen it done before in person and on medical shows. No problem! A small drill bit from the garage and a straw and he's fixed up. I see we are not attacked yet. Maybe launch the "guy" in pink tights into Tehran? Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 17, 2025 10:08 PM (6PCLE) ---- Hordemind is such a beautiful thing to behold. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 17, 2025 10:09 PM (GlyvH) 34
They/Them is back from the No Kings Riots.
That 'they/them'. In another time, the tribe would have left him to die alone in the wilderness. For the tribe's sake. Posted by: RickZ at June 17, 2025 10:09 PM (gKDq2) 35
So, I was thinking about the Iran tweet (two threads back), and it occurs to me that the Manhattan project delivered two (or three if you count the test) devices that could be dropped by a bomber, because we had lots of bombers and that's how we planned to deploy them.
Iran does not have many bombers, so they probably did not assemble devices appropriate to that method, they would presumably beeline a design that was suitable to delivery systems they're familiar with. And I don't mean vests. Posted by: Methos at June 17, 2025 10:09 PM (Dnobf) 36
What is that thing in the hot pink tights?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 17, 2025 10:08 PM (6PCLE) A heller? Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 17, 2025 10:10 PM (0eaVi) 37
Is it pregnant? It looks pregnant...🤮🤢
Posted by: lin-duh at June 17, 2025 10:10 PM (VCgbV) 38
GREAT ONT!!!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 17, 2025 10:12 PM (FPGXM) 39
Now that I have your attention, I’d like to introduce you to the wonders of Amway!
Posted by: Iran at June 17, 2025 10:12 PM (u73oe) 40
Sorry I'm late. I was on the rooftop bar patio of the Blue Gill Grill, ejoying Scintilating conversation with the smartest an sexiest woman I've ever known, Miss Pollyannna....on a beautiful warm summer night.
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at June 17, 2025 10:12 PM (hftn9) 41
That pic can't be real....
Posted by: Stateless.. 32% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 17, 2025 10:12 PM (jvJvP) 42
How are things going Robert?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 10:09 PM (BNLtx) S.alright. Sittin' in m'truck. Chillin'. Picking my nose. How are things at Casa de Puma? Posted by: Robert at June 17, 2025 10:13 PM (4jjip) 43
I had a cow-orker nearly 30 years ago whose favorite movie was Spaceballs. She knew ALL the dialogue.
Posted by: huerfano at June 17, 2025 10:13 PM (n2swS) 44
One of the networks, I'm guessing Fox since that's the only network I can remember watching recently (Red Sox - Yankees game) is remaking Yellowstone plus Breaking Bad and setting it in a Maine lobster fishing town. Can't remember the title and I don't want to.
They really have zero new ideas. Evening, Horders. Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 17, 2025 10:13 PM (AwlwC) 45
ColoradoMountainMarie!!!!
*hugs* Hello sweet lady! Please, May I sit with you and buy you a drink? Posted by: nurse ratched at June 17, 2025 10:13 PM (mT+6a) 46
40 Sorry I'm late. I was on the rooftop bar patio of the Blue Gill Grill, ejoying Scintilating conversation with the smartest an sexiest woman I've ever known, Miss Pollyannna....on a beautiful warm summer night.
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at June 17, 2025 10:12 PM (hftn9) Good for you! Posted by: Stateless.. 32% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 17, 2025 10:14 PM (jvJvP) 47
publius brings the awesome science pron.
Posted by: 13times at June 17, 2025 10:14 PM (CYcdj) 48
My summer is starting out with a meh. Got a head cold. Nothing major, mostly laryngitis and tired, but it's putting a crimp in my golfing. I only get so many days off. Plus, I need to speak clearly at work. Right now, I sound like I smoke 18 packs of unfiltered Camels a day.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 17, 2025 10:15 PM (sAmhv) 49
Robert, eeww
First wasn't saved from work by jury duty. Need to concentrate on finishing this F-14 kit since Israel has exterminated the last flying Persian Cats. Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 10:15 PM (BNLtx) 50
Iran does not have many bombers, so they probably did not assemble devices appropriate to that method, they would presumably beeline a design that was suitable to delivery systems they're familiar with.
And I don't mean vests. Posted by: Methos at June 17, 2025 10:09 PM (Dnobf) I'd think there'd be so many wires sticking out people would probably notice. Posted by: Robert at June 17, 2025 10:15 PM (4jjip) 51
More from publius "Venus and Earth's orbital periods
--- First the galaxy looks like a twitchet, and now the planets have periods. We may have a disparate-representation issue here. Are there any Cosmic Dicks? Posted by: Bombadil at June 17, 2025 10:15 PM (MX0bI) 52
One of the networks, I'm guessing Fox since that's the only network I can remember watching recently (Red Sox - Yankees game) is remaking Yellowstone plus Breaking Bad and setting it in a Maine lobster fishing town. Can't remember the title and I don't want to.
They really have zero new ideas. Evening, Horders. Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 17, 2025 10:13 PM (AwlwC) The Downeast Enders? Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 17, 2025 10:15 PM (0eaVi) Posted by: mindful webworker - relaxation guaranteed at June 17, 2025 10:16 PM (agX+n) 54
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*peeks out from bomb shelter* Good evening, Hordians. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2025 10:04 PM (QnmlO) Hadrian, I believe we're safe in our corner of the US if the mullahs do have a small quantity of crude suitcase and shipping container U235 devices. The mullahs have higher-death count and -propaganda value targets in mind. Posted by: Gref at June 17, 2025 10:16 PM (aBgBM) 55
Posted by: huerfano
I knew a guy who watched Groundhog Day every day for a whole summer. Is that meta, or irony? Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 17, 2025 10:16 PM (AwlwC) 56
I've seen quite a few Guatemalans that are perfectly spherical, hoping they start rolling home, toot sweet.
Posted by: Tall Paul at June 17, 2025 10:16 PM (G5+As) 57
Great content, except pink leggings guy. Good grief that was not pretty.
Posted by: Piper at June 17, 2025 10:16 PM (pZEOD) 58
Regarding pink tights guy...maybe the ear hole could serve as a drain once I made the cut. Replace the ear thing with a Barbie faucet. I am a neurosurgeon tonight!
It still does not solve the mystery on what is holding up his tights. I maybe don't want to know as I had to look at IT three times to figure out that the leopard tank top was not part of his tattoos. Please note that he didn't yet have the $$ to pay to have his rose tat colored in. Too late now, mate, if we are getting nuked tonight! Seriously, do these people have mirrors? Hello? Or friends? I know they simply want attention but I think He? took this a tad too far. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 17, 2025 10:16 PM (6PCLE) 59
Accused Minnesota assassin Vance Boelter extracted eyeballs from corpses for a living https://tinyurl.com/2jwzs8ba Posted by: Don Black at June 17, 2025 10:16 PM (AOsQT) 60
23 Doc
It's Knob Noster Day! I saw one of those things fly over I-70 once, about 15 feet above my car. Mondo cane! Che Spettacolo! Posted by: mnw at June 17, 2025 10:16 PM (kd60y) 61
I can smell those shoe from here.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 17, 2025 10:17 PM (Q4IgG) Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 10:17 PM (BNLtx) 63
First wasn't saved from work by jury duty. Need to concentrate on finishing this F-14 kit since Israel has exterminated the last flying Persian Cats.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 10:15 PM (BNLtx) Damn. I was hoping they'd save a couple and ship them back to us. I want to serve on a jury. I want to decide a capital case. I want the power of life and death in my hands. MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted by: Robert at June 17, 2025 10:17 PM (4jjip) 64
Mel Brooks remade "The Producers" no better than the original. I expect "Spaceballs" to be inferior too.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 17, 2025 10:17 PM (ZmEVT) 65
44 One of the networks, I'm guessing Fox since that's the only network I can remember watching recently (Red Sox - Yankees game) is remaking Yellowstone plus Breaking Bad and setting it in a Maine lobster fishing town. Can't remember the title and I don't want to.
They really have zero new ideas. Evening, Horders. Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 17, 2025 10:13 PM (AwlwC) It's called Bah Habah Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 17, 2025 10:17 PM (pIfcn) Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 17, 2025 10:17 PM (FPGXM) 67
Tyrus on Gutfeld made a great point.
A million people self deported. The media is partly to thank for this because they painted President Trump as Hitler. Interesting take... Posted by: Stateless.. 32% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 17, 2025 10:18 PM (jvJvP) 68
Sorry I'm late, I was trying to get White House credentials for the panini press.
Posted by: tankdemon at June 17, 2025 10:18 PM (VSht7) 69
Seriously, do these people have mirrors? Hello? Or friends? I know they simply want attention but I think He? took this a tad too far.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 17, 2025 10:16 PM (6PCLE) How is it any different than Inflated Scrotum Guy? His get up is a sign to stay away. Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 17, 2025 10:18 PM (0eaVi) 70
Yay, World Croc Day ONT!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 17, 2025 10:18 PM (lUFok) 71
Accused Minnesota assassin Vance Boelter extracted eyeballs from corpses for a living
"I only do eyeballs." - Blade Runner Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 10:19 PM (BNLtx) 72
Damn. I misspelled enjoying. I'm so ashamed.
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at June 17, 2025 10:19 PM (hftn9) 73
40 Sorry I'm late. I was on the rooftop bar patio of the Blue Gill Grill, ejoying Scintilating conversation with the smartest an sexiest woman I've ever known, Miss Pollyannna....on a beautiful warm summer night.
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at June 17, 2025 10:12 PM (hftn9) An admiralable excuse. Posted by: tankdemon at June 17, 2025 10:19 PM (VSht7) 74
I had a cow-orker nearly 30 years ago whose favorite movie was Spaceballs. She knew ALL the dialogue.
Posted by: huerfano at June 17, 2025 10:13 PM (n2swS) Can't hold that against her. Tuvok's first big role. He was a soldier who was combing the desert with an oversized comb and reported he 'hadn't found shit'. We'll see if Mel still has it. But if anyone is going to do a 'remake' of a Mel Brooks movie, it has to be Mel Brooks. Period. End of discussion. Posted by: RickZ at June 17, 2025 10:19 PM (gKDq2) Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 10:20 PM (BNLtx) Posted by: Robert at June 17, 2025 10:21 PM (4jjip) 77
ISRAELI DEFENSE INDUSTRIES ANNOUNCEMENT:
To All Our Clients Worldwide Following the decision of the French government to restrict our participation at the Paris Air Show – we have decided to transfer the demonstration to Tehran. YOU ARE ALL WELCOME TO VIEW OUR PRODUCTS https://tinyurl.com/c2wsxsm7 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 17, 2025 10:21 PM (Ffc+8) 78
39 Now that I have your attention, I’d like to introduce you to the wonders of Amway!
Posted by: Iran at June 17, 2025 10:12 PM (u73oe) Laugh snort. We once had a couple we knew come over with that crap as newlyweds. We looked at each other and said, with eyeballs only, "How do we get rid of them?" Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 17, 2025 10:21 PM (6PCLE) Posted by: Soothsayer at June 17, 2025 10:21 PM (MzbCS) 80
I'd think there'd be so many wires sticking out people would probably notice.
Posted by: Robert at June 17, 2025 10:15 PM (4jjip) Aliens. Posted by: That Giorgio Guy With The Funny Hair at June 17, 2025 10:21 PM (gKDq2) 81
I have a metal roof. I figger it will protect me from radiation. In tandem with my tinfoil hat.
Posted by: Can't Be Too Careful at June 17, 2025 10:22 PM (G5+As) 82
Robert
I saw strike footage of two Persian cats meeting their demise on the ramp. The bombs hit squarely between the engines just where the fuselage blends into the center pancake. Those two cats are never going to fly again. Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 10:22 PM (BNLtx) Posted by: Soothsayer at June 17, 2025 10:22 PM (MzbCS) 84
Accused Minnesota assassin Vance Boelter extracted eyeballs from corpses for a living
Posted by: Don Black He scored the job after telling the interviewer "I can see myself doing that." Quite the eye plucker Vance is. Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2025 10:23 PM (cYBz/) 85
What's your favorite"screwball comedy?"
That's a genre, right -- screwball comedy? Posted by: Soothsayer -------------- As you mentioned in 83, Johnny Dangerously. Posted by: scampydog at June 17, 2025 10:23 PM (41CYW) 86
Lana Del Rey, “Summertime Sadness”
Posted by: Cow Demon at June 17, 2025 10:23 PM (vm8sq) 87
>>What's your favorite"screwball comedy?"
That's a genre, right -- screwball comedy? Posted by: Soothsayer at June 17, 2025 10:21 PM Bringing Up Baby. It's also the only movie I can abide Katherine Hepburn in. Posted by: huerfano at June 17, 2025 10:23 PM (n2swS) 88
I guess there is a reason I only got a C in Jr. High Typing class that we were all expected to take...it was sort of in the family of metal shop, Wood Shop Graphic arts, etc, (printing and type setting)...Back when schools still valued hands on life skills training.
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at June 17, 2025 10:23 PM (hftn9) 89
What's your favorite"screwball comedy?"
That's a genre, right -- screwball comedy? Posted by: Soothsayer "Merrily We Live", 1938. Posted by: Movie Maven at June 17, 2025 10:24 PM (G5+As) 90
Good evening morons y gracias Doggo
In the summers on the Dan Ingraham Show on WABC every so often he would play a drop "Roll Your Bod!" so the listeners on the beach would know to roll over to avoid sunburn. Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 17, 2025 10:24 PM (RIvkX) 91
Joe Piscopo & Danny Devito Wise Guys was pretty good. Posted by: Soothsayer at June 17, 2025 10:24 PM (MzbCS) 92
How is it any different than Inflated Scrotum Guy?
His get up is a sign to stay away. Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 17, 2025 10:18 PM (0eaVi) Thankful I missed Inflated Scrotum Guy. I did once see a photo in college, in a medical book, a poor native man with elephantiasis using a wheelbarrow to get around, poor guy. I laughed loud enough that others heard outside the office. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 17, 2025 10:25 PM (6PCLE) 93
They really have zero new ideas.
Evening, Horders. Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 17, 2025 10:13 PM (AwlwC) "Every idea in my head, Someone else has said." ~ The 'ho, 905, from "Who Are You" Posted by: RickZ at June 17, 2025 10:26 PM (gKDq2) 94
What's your favorite"screwball comedy?"
That's a genre, right -- screwball comedy? Posted by: Soothsayer at June 17, 2025 10:21 PM (MzbCS) There's quite a few good ones. Don't have any favorite. But none of yours listed in the followup post fit the genre. Screwball comedies are a 30s genre. Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 17, 2025 10:26 PM (0eaVi) 95
I guess there is a reason I only got a C in Jr. High Typing class that we were all expected to take...it was sort of in the family of metal shop, Wood Shop Graphic arts, etc, (printing and type setting)...Back when schools still valued hands on life skills training.
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender It was still taught on typewriters when I was that age. The school had a computer lab with Apple 2's, but not enough for typing class. Posted by: mikeski at June 17, 2025 10:26 PM (DgGvY) 96
Those two cats are never going to fly again.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 10:22 PM (BNLtx) I saw the same vidya! Inmean it sucks that Iran is the last country to fly them but those are such gorgeous planes and watching them get destroyed gave me the sads. Posted by: Robert at June 17, 2025 10:26 PM (4jjip) 97
Bringing Up Baby. It's also the only movie I can abide Katherine Hepburn in. Posted by: huerfano at June 17, 2025 10:23 PM (n2swS) __________ Katherine Hepburn always played Katherine Hepburn playing a role. Besides, it takes Hollywood assholes to take the tawdry adultery she indulged in and make it grand and romantic. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2025 10:27 PM (QnmlO) 98
Favorite screwball comedy is Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder in Stir Crazy
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 17, 2025 10:27 PM (RIvkX) 99
They/Them’s name is Legion for they are many.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 17, 2025 10:27 PM (2gJlZ) 100
The Florida Panthers are delivering a final spanking to the Edmonton Snow Mexicans.
Posted by: El Borak at June 17, 2025 10:27 PM (WXgKW) 101
For the 80s, I'm partial to Don Henley's Boys of Summer. He's an SOB (to say the least), but he could write a good song.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 17, 2025 10:27 PM (xzkgE) 102
I'm no astronomer, but I'd bet my nickel that's no perfect sphere. I bet it's a gigantic explosion whose shockwave and various ejecta appear, with our imperfect instrumentation and yawning distance, "perfectly" spherical.
Hell, I bet one of our comparatively tiny nuclear weapons, detonated outside any nearby planet's gravitational pull, would appear "perfectly" spherical from a relatively short distance outside its own point of explosion. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2025 10:27 PM (BI5O2) 103
Nil Butron is a pud
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 17, 2025 10:28 PM (wXs61) 104
What's your favorite"screwball comedy?"
That's a genre, right -- screwball comedy? Posted by: Soothsayer 'The Hot Rock.' It's more of a caper movie, I suppose, but has crazy comedy scenes and performances. Posted by: Gref at June 17, 2025 10:28 PM (aBgBM) 105
Good evening, Horde. That Kid Rock video holds up as a great reflection on the 80's. I realize he isn't everyone's cup of tee, but he sure has his priorities solidly in line.
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at June 17, 2025 10:28 PM (ZOk/W) 106
Inflated Scrotum Guy was and probably still is a Folsom Street regular.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 10:28 PM (BNLtx) 107
It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World.
Posted by: 13times at June 17, 2025 10:29 PM (CYcdj) 108
101 For the 80s, I'm partial to Don Henley's Boys of Summer. He's an SOB (to say the least), but he could write a good song.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls Yep. It's one of my "I can play this song on a loop" songs. Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 17, 2025 10:29 PM (sAmhv) 109
I'm typing one-handed.
In bedroom. Watching Gutfeld. Cat Snowflake came here to cuddle. So much purring. Posted by: Stateless.. 32% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 17, 2025 10:29 PM (jvJvP) 110
Things look grim for the Oilers
Posted by: Don Black at June 17, 2025 10:30 PM (AOsQT) 111
I had to zoom onto that video to see it was a sledgehammer- lol!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2025 10:30 PM (47gcY) Posted by: mnw at June 17, 2025 10:30 PM (kd60y) 113
Seals & Crofts - Summer Breeze, from 1972. The summer between 10th and 11th grade, the first summer I had my own car, the first time I had a serious girlfriend.
Posted by: Some Moron at June 17, 2025 10:31 PM (Yt3ED) 114
I had to zoom onto that video to see it was a sledgehammer- lol!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2025 10:30 PM (47gcY) ---- Newton's Third Law of Motion is a harsh mistress. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 17, 2025 10:31 PM (GlyvH) 115
#Israel’s ambassador to the U.S. says when the dust settles you will see some surprises on Thursday night and Friday that will make the beeper operation almost seem simple
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 17, 2025 10:31 PM (Ffc+8) Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 10:32 PM (BNLtx) 117
100 The Florida Panthers are delivering a final spanking to the Edmonton Snow Mexicans.
Posted by: El Borak Heh! Florida Man has defeated the Canukistanis once again!! Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 17, 2025 10:32 PM (sAmhv) 118
What's your favorite"screwball comedy?"
That's a genre, right -- screwball comedy? Posted by: Soothsayer at June 17, 2025 10:21 PM (MzbCS) Cary Grant. Somethng like 'Bringing Up Baby'. Always good eyepaper. But Grant also did 'His Girl Friday', another favorite of mine. The one liners in that movie are so fast and furious that one needs to be able to pause just to appreciate them all. You can also add the 1931 version of 'The Front Page' as a good screwball comedy. Posted by: RickZ at June 17, 2025 10:32 PM (gKDq2) Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 17, 2025 10:32 PM (FPGXM) 120
@113...same song I thought of.
Great times for music and parties. I was in 12th grade. Best music of all time from 1970 through mid-80's. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 17, 2025 10:33 PM (6PCLE) 121
Paradise by the Dashboard Lights I listened to probably 300 times one summer.
Oh.. and Caddy Shack for the comedy. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 17, 2025 10:33 PM (rvwwT) 122
Herbie the Love Bug is a good screwball comedy.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 17, 2025 10:33 PM (RIvkX) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 17, 2025 10:33 PM (Ffc+8) 124
Cary Grant - Arsenic and Old Lace
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 10:33 PM (BNLtx) 125
Yes San Franpsycho, Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor has a string of hilarious movies! Another was Stir Crazy.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2025 10:33 PM (47gcY) 126
117 100 The Florida Panthers are delivering a final spanking to the Edmonton Snow Mexicans.
Posted by: El Borak Heh! Florida Man has defeated the Canukistanis once again!! Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 17, 2025 10:32 PM (sAmhv I'm not over the dystopian nightmare. We don't deserve nice things. Posted by: Stateless.. 32% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 17, 2025 10:34 PM (jvJvP) 127
115 #Israel’s ambassador to the U.S. says when the dust settles you will see some surprises on Thursday night and Friday that will make the beeper operation almost seem simple
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 17, 2025 10:31 PM (Ffc+ ![]() Sounds good! Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 17, 2025 10:34 PM (6PCLE) 128
Cat Snowflake came here to cuddle. So much purring.
Posted by: Stateless.. 32% - mental state clawing up from I feel you. Kovu is cuddling but he is so big, I only can see out of 1 eye. Sabi is laying on my feet, I can’t feel my toes. Saijo is in puppy jail settling with his chewie. Lots of purring and chomping. Posted by: Piper at June 17, 2025 10:34 PM (pZEOD) 129
#Israel’s ambassador to the U.S. says when the dust settles you will see some surprises on Thursday night and Friday that will make the beeper operation almost seem simple
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 17, 2025 10:31 PM (Ffc+ ![]() They stuck a detonator in the Ayatollah's Wife's vibrator? Posted by: Robert at June 17, 2025 10:34 PM (4jjip) 130
I don't know what 'screwball' means, film-wise, but I like Used Cars
Posted by: Don Black at June 17, 2025 10:34 PM (AOsQT) 131
I recall that the Iranians had close ties with the Norks; they might have a design from their buddies. The fly in the ointment is that the North Koreans use plutonium while the Iranians are apparently planning on enriched uranium. Different materials, different solutions... but then again, a lot of the fusing and other crap that goes into it could be borrowed?
And supposedly there were implosion tests detected (non-nuclear, obviously). So it's not entirely implausible that some desperate flop-sweat machining of whatever they have on hand has been going on, or something. I dunno. If they're planning on throwing it, though, I think they'd need to use one of their older, bigger rockets to do it - Shahab or Shelob or whatever the fuck it's called. Those are conspicuous and, as a bonus, liquid fueled - probably not a great combo when there's a bunch of Israeli planes flying around your airspace with impunity. Posted by: Locarno at June 17, 2025 10:35 PM (wiYsG) Posted by: Stateless.. 32% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 17, 2025 10:35 PM (jvJvP) 133
"Arsenic and Old Lace," "Too many husbands."
Jean Arthur was great. I a dramatic role, the wife in "Shane", she was great too. Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 17, 2025 10:35 PM (ZmEVT) 134
Screwball comedies? I like "What About Bob?" and "Major Payne," but those were movies from my childhood.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2025 10:36 PM (BI5O2) Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 17, 2025 10:36 PM (ZmEVT) 136
It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World.
Posted by: 13times at June 17, 2025 10:29 PM (CYcdj) Excellent call. That movie's the tops of all screwball comedies. Eveybody and their brother wanted to be in it, and pretty much were. A cast of thousands. Okay, hundreds. Maybe dozens. But it seemed like hundreds. Posted by: RickZ at June 17, 2025 10:36 PM (gKDq2) 137
I am off to bed. I am prayerful the big surprise is a bluff.
Posted by: Piper at June 17, 2025 10:36 PM (pZEOD) 138
I'm not over the dystopian nightmare.
We don't deserve nice things. Posted by: Stateless.. I jumped the gun. Game isn't over. It's 4-0, midway through the 3rd. Ok, it's probably over. Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 17, 2025 10:36 PM (sAmhv) 139
Gene Wilder and Zero Mostel in Rhinoceros! which was not only a screwball comedy, but also a dystopian view of the end of the world.
Mostel makes a good rhinoceros by the way Posted by: Kindltot at June 17, 2025 10:37 PM (D7oie) 140
I feel you. Kovu is cuddling but he is so big, I only can see out of 1 eye. Sabi is laying on my feet, I can’t feel my toes. Saijo is in puppy jail settling with his chewie. Lots of purring and chomping.
Posted by: Piper at June 17, 2025 10:34 PM (pZEOD) Very sleep. All of you have a great night. Posted by: Stateless.. 32% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 17, 2025 10:37 PM (jvJvP) 141
Bad news about the Spaceballs sequel- it is going to feature and be written by Josh Gad.
That man is to entertainment what salmonella is to cuisine. Posted by: tankdemon at June 17, 2025 10:37 PM (VSht7) 142
The movie "Gas" from 1981 might qualify as a screwball comedy. Or just screwball.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 17, 2025 10:38 PM (lUFok) 143
This sucks -
Powder Valley has free hazmat today. And inchester #41 Small Rifle NATO-Spec Military Primers #41 Box of 1000. Need to spend $99 to get free hazmat... and $200 for regular free ship ---> FIVE BOXES. I could go for two boxes... But that gets me nothing. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 17, 2025 10:38 PM (/lPRQ) 144
Favorite screwball comedy: Duck Soup
Posted by: tankdemon at June 17, 2025 10:38 PM (VSht7) 145
Sorry, stateless. It was imperative that a Canadian team not win the cup this year. It would have made Carney insufferable.
If Edmonton won, they'd all think it reflects badly on Trump and USA. They had to lose. Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 17, 2025 10:38 PM (0eaVi) 146
Or the Ayatollah's "goat."
Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 17, 2025 10:38 PM (ZmEVT) 147
133 "Arsenic and Old Lace," "Too many husbands."
Jean Arthur was great. I a dramatic role, the wife in "Shane", she was great too. Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 17, 2025 10:35 PM (ZmEVT) If you are a Jean Arthur fan I highly recommend the movie "Arizona." 1940. If you can find it. Posted by: Gref at June 17, 2025 10:38 PM (aBgBM) 148
Cannonball Run
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 17, 2025 10:38 PM (sAmhv) Posted by: Stateless.. 32% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 17, 2025 10:39 PM (jvJvP) 150
51 Are there any Cosmic Dicks?
Posted by: Bombadil at June 17, 2025 10:15 PM (MX0bI) ------------- Neil DeGrasse Tyson? Posted by: Pennsyltucky at June 17, 2025 10:39 PM (QdGJh) 151
Ayatollah's beard powder is C-4?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 10:39 PM (BNLtx) 152
I am off to bed. I am prayerful the big surprise is a bluff.
Posted by: Piper at June 17, 2025 10:36 PM (pZEOD) Rest easy. People don't tell you when they've got a surprise coming. Posted by: ... at June 17, 2025 10:39 PM (E0p3T) 153
The Big Labowski was a screwball comedy.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 17, 2025 10:40 PM (ZmEVT) 154
"Nicky, what is that policeman doing in my drawers?"
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 10:40 PM (BNLtx) 155
If they're planning on throwing it, though, I think they'd need to use one of their older, bigger rockets to do it - Shahab or Shelob or whatever the fuck it's called.
- If Iran throws Shelob at Israel, I'll protect them! Posted by: Samwise Gamgee at June 17, 2025 10:40 PM (Dnobf) 156
Arsenic and Old Lace
PERFECT for WW II audiences! A comedy about lovable psychopathic killers. Took everyone's mind off the casualty lists for a couple of hours. Posted by: mnw at June 17, 2025 10:40 PM (kd60y) 157
They/Them guy caused me to have to make yet another cocktail. I did not need it, but it became necessary...I hate that🧐
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 17, 2025 10:40 PM (FPGXM) Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 17, 2025 10:41 PM (6PCLE) 159
Reinhart 4 goals for the Beach Hockeyers.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 17, 2025 10:41 PM (rvwwT) 160
1990s - Bye Bye Bye by N'Sync
Posted by: Ciampino - check the blinkerfluid on the right at June 17, 2025 10:42 PM (sPQoU) 161
For Anna Puma et alia...
OSINTtechnical @Osinttechnical 17m Israeli Air Force F-15 Eagles heading out to escort a strike package into Iranian airspace. This group of nearly 50 year old Eagles, armed with an equally eclectic mix of AIM-7 Sparrows, AIM-120 AMRAAMs, and Python 4s, now dominate the skies over Iran. OSINTtechnical @Osinttechnical 23m On July 29, 1981, Baz 673 (this aircraft) flown by Major Shaul Simon is credited with downing a Syrian MiG-25 "Foxbat" using an AIM-7F Sparrow missile. 673 now flies with the name “Foxbat Killer.” OSINTtechnical @Osinttechnical 21m Yes, those are AIM-7 Sparrows being used in 2025. https://tinyurl.com/48t7w989 photos Posted by: andycanuck at June 17, 2025 10:42 PM (2yoRf) 162
145 Sorry, stateless. It was imperative that a Canadian team not win the cup this year. It would have made Carney insufferable.
If Edmonton won, they'd all think it reflects badly on Trump and USA. They had to lose. Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 17, 2025 10:38 PM (0eaVi) Thanks. But my 'Give a Damn Meter" for this is, WAIT! WHAT THE HELL! Less than zero!' Posted by: Stateless.. 32% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 17, 2025 10:42 PM (jvJvP) 163
I a dramatic role, the wife in "Shane", she was great too.
-------- And then the little bastard shot me right in the ass. Posted by: andycanuck at June 17, 2025 10:44 PM (2yoRf) 164
673 now flies with the name “Foxbat Killer.”
OSINTtechnical @Osinttechnical 21m Yes, those are AIM-7 Sparrows being used in 2025. https://tinyurl.com/48t7w989 photos Posted by: andycanuck ------------ Cool link. Thanks. Posted by: scampydog at June 17, 2025 10:45 PM (41CYW) 165
Underappreciated screwball comedy by Martin Scorsese: After Hours, starring many. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2025 10:45 PM (HuRzZ) 166
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Thin Man movies! I bet I've watched them all a gazillion times! Those characters could do some drinkin'😜! Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 17, 2025 10:47 PM (FPGXM) 167
I’m glad we like bats! Lots of mosquitoes here , especially in a wet year like this one, so I’m glad to have them around. Tonight at dusk I confirmed that I’ve got a small colony living in my second story eaves, as I counted about 15 to 20 coming out. They are very tiny, I believe species is the Little Brown Bat, which only weighs 1/2 oz. A true fliedermaus.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2025 10:47 PM (47gcY) 168
That Touch of Mink. Is that screwballl?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 17, 2025 10:47 PM (xzkgE) Posted by: Stateless.. 32% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 17, 2025 10:47 PM (jvJvP) 170
"What's Up Doc" has a hilarious chase scene over the streets of San Francisco back when SF was still charming. The downside is, you have to be able to set aside your normal visceral revulsion to Barbra Streisand.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 17, 2025 10:49 PM (dDmld) 171
Newton's Third Law of Motion is a harsh mistress.
-------- Was she the doggie-style one or the reverse-cowgirl one?? Posted by: andycanuck at June 17, 2025 10:49 PM (2yoRf) 172
"See No Evil, Hear No Evil" -- Pryor and Wilder -- my favorite by those two. Posted by: Ciampino - check the blonde at June 17, 2025 10:49 PM (sPQoU) Posted by: andycanuck at June 17, 2025 10:50 PM (2yoRf) 174
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Thin Man movies! I bet I've watched them all a gazillion times! Those characters could do some drinkin'😜! Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 17, 2025 10:47 PM I have to watch again. I need to laugh... Posted by: Stateless.. 32% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 17, 2025 10:50 PM (jvJvP) 175
What about Bob? Is way underrated! My wife and have always loved that movie!
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2025 10:50 PM (47gcY) 176
Hogan's Heroes was a good screwball comedy. Certainly funnier than Bob Crane's other screwball films.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2025 10:50 PM (BI5O2) 177
125 Yes San Franpsycho, Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor has a string of hilarious movies! Another was Stir Crazy.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2025 10:33 PM (47gcY) Blazing Saddles was also supposed too be one. Posted by: Reforger at June 17, 2025 10:51 PM (LgDgc) 178
They shoot their missiles at night. Well, it's almost 6am in Tel Aviv now, and no "big surprise."
I think Iran was handing us, how you say, ... a bullzh*t. Kind of like that German guy & his wonder weapons. Posted by: mnw at June 17, 2025 10:52 PM (kd60y) 179
That picture of the Foxbat Killer reminds me of the meme: 50 year old plane in my mind, a P-51 Mustang. 50 Year old plane in reality; an F-15.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2025 10:52 PM (47gcY) 180
Certainly funnier than Bob Crane's other screwball films.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice I think it was Crane's other screw films that got him killed. Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2025 10:53 PM (cYBz/) 181
What about Bob? Is way underrated! My wife and have always loved that movie!
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2025 10:50 PM (47gcY) Wife and kids, for me. If a movie is repeatably enjoyable for a crowd ages 8-80, it's solid. Double for a comedy. Comedies are usually tapped out on the first view, regardless of age or anything. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2025 10:53 PM (BI5O2) 182
178 They shoot their missiles at night. Well, it's almost 6am in Tel Aviv now, and no "big surprise."
I think Iran was handing us, how you say, ... a bullzh*t. Kind of like that German guy & his wonder weapons. Posted by: mnw at June 17, 2025 10:52 PM (kd60y) The Mother of All Battles! Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 17, 2025 10:53 PM (xzkgE) 183
Spaceballs worked hard to be Blazing Saddles-level hilarious but failed. Granted, it did have a few funny lines. But too few.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 17, 2025 10:53 PM (dDmld) 184
I just can't stand Richard Dreyfuss. Every time I see Jaws, I keep waiting for that shark to get him, and it never does. Maybe next time ...
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 17, 2025 10:55 PM (xzkgE) 185
Not a summer song, but I like Eddie Cochran's Twenty Flight Rock.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8Vfin7mqdw Posted by: nerdygirl at June 17, 2025 10:56 PM (0Htd1) 186
Midnight Run with Charles Grodin, DeNiro, and Yaphet Kotto. Great movie, great performances by all of them. (Before deniro turned into such a jerk). Probably Grodin’s best movie.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2025 10:56 PM (47gcY) 187
I just can't stand Richard Dreyfuss. Every time I see Jaws, I keep waiting for that shark to get him, and it never does. Maybe next time ...
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls ------------- I was rooting for the shark too with Dreyfuss. Posted by: scampydog at June 17, 2025 10:56 PM (41CYW) Posted by: Ciampino - time to sue the city at June 17, 2025 10:57 PM (sPQoU) 189
Which movie was it with Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor with the train? Posted by: four seasons at June 17, 2025 10:58 PM (3ek7K) Posted by: Ciampino - time to seed the soil at June 17, 2025 10:58 PM (sPQoU) 191
See if you hate Dreyfuss, you’ll love What About Bob. Dreyfuss is the incredibly arrogant and egotistical psychiatrist who bit by bit gets completely destroyed by Murray’s goofball insanity.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2025 10:58 PM (47gcY) 192
History of the World Part 1 is much better Mel Brooks.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 17, 2025 10:58 PM (RIvkX) 193
I'm not on the IDF's general staff or Mossad's directorate, but I bet they take Iran's threat deadly serious. Only fools would laugh that off.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2025 10:58 PM (BI5O2) 194
Which movie was it with Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor with the train?
Posted by: four seasons ------------------- Silver Streak Posted by: scampydog at June 17, 2025 10:58 PM (41CYW) 195
Thanks scampy. I love that movie. Posted by: four seasons at June 17, 2025 10:59 PM (3ek7K) 196
Which movie was it with Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor with the train?
-------- Clockwork Orange? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 17, 2025 10:59 PM (dDmld) 197
Silver Bullet? Posted by: Soothsayer at June 17, 2025 10:59 PM (EMSTj) 198
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Which movie was it with Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor with the train? Posted by: four seasons at June 17, 2025 10:58 PM (3ek7K) ---- Silverstreak Posted by: Ciampino - time to seed the .... at June 17, 2025 11:00 PM (sPQoU) 199
189 Which movie was it with Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor with the train? Posted by: four seasons at June 17, 2025 10:58 PM (3ek7K) Silver Streak! Love that one, still remember the tune - it was one of the last great movie scores by Henry Mancini. Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2025 11:00 PM (47gcY) 200
dog killer (toto?) kristi noem goes to hospital after water gets splashed on her and she starts to melt.
Posted by: raimondo at June 17, 2025 11:01 PM (vspTY) 201
My favorite movie is Repo Man. I don't know why, lol, but I love it. Posted by: four seasons at June 17, 2025 11:01 PM (3ek7K) 202
See if you hate Dreyfuss, you’ll love What About Bob. Dreyfuss is the incredibly arrogant and egotistical psychiatrist who bit by bit gets completely destroyed by Murray’s goofball insanity.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2025 10:58 PM (47gcY) ==== Yeah I hate that guy. Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 17, 2025 11:02 PM (RIvkX) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2025 11:02 PM (63Dwl) 204
I just can't stand Richard Dreyfuss. Every time I see Jaws, I keep waiting for that shark to get him, and it never does. Maybe next time ...
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 17, 2025 10:55 PM (xzkgE) That's how I feel about Michael Cera. You could make a movie so beautiful that the heavens would weep if they watched it. If one toe of Cera's shoe appears in a corner of a single frame by accident, you might as well burn all the prints and reshoot the whole damn thing. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2025 11:02 PM (BI5O2) Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 17, 2025 11:02 PM (AwlwC) 206
I'll be disappointed if the movie isn't called "Spaceballs 3: The Search for Spaceballs 2".
That said, what little I saw of History of the World, Part II doesn't give me a lot of hope. Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 17, 2025 11:02 PM (OGOaV) 207
My favorite movie is Repo Man. I don't know why, lol, but I love it. Posted by: four seasons Plate of shrimp. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2025 11:03 PM (63Dwl) 208
37 Is it pregnant? It looks pregnant...🤮🤢
Posted by: lin-duh Could be carrying a baby in that giant, misshapen head. Posted by: nerdygirl at June 17, 2025 11:04 PM (0Htd1) 209
Sick burn, troll.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 17, 2025 11:04 PM (RIvkX) 210
You could make a movie so beautiful that the heavens would weep if they watched it.
If one toe of Cera's shoe appears in a corner of a single frame by accident, you might as well burn all the prints and reshoot the whole damn thing. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice It's how I feel about Will Ferrell. Except Talladega Nights. Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 17, 2025 11:05 PM (AwlwC) 211
For the past ten years, astronomers have been detecting strange radio signals emitting from space every two hours.
Unfortunately, scientists have already ruled out aliens in this one. --------- How? They didn't ask for more Chuck Berry? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 17, 2025 11:05 PM (dDmld) 212
Except the end. The end was terrible.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 17, 2025 11:02 PM (AwlwC) I agree - but the one part that just about brings tears to my eyes is when Jon Lovits and family visit the Barbie Museum! Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2025 11:06 PM (47gcY) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2025 11:06 PM (QnmlO) 214
Will Ferrell's entire career has been one long Humiliation Ritual.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 17, 2025 11:06 PM (AwlwC) Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 17, 2025 11:06 PM (ynpvh) Posted by: Ciampino - time to turn the other cheek at June 17, 2025 11:07 PM (sPQoU) Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 17, 2025 11:08 PM (AwlwC) 218
214 Will Ferrell's entire career has been one long Humiliation Ritual.
-------- Elf was legitimately funny. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 17, 2025 11:08 PM (dDmld) 219
Iran tonight:
"We control the skies over Israel." Yes! And I'm a Chippendale, AND I belong to MENSA. Posted by: mnw at June 17, 2025 11:08 PM (kd60y) 220
I think Iran was handing us, how you say, ... a bullzh*t.
Kind of like that German guy & his wonder weapons. Posted by: mnw at June 17, 2025 10:52 PM (kd60y) Hey, man, der gloche is real, there was just a technical mishap and it's a hundred years off. Posted by: Sgt Schulz, special weapons technician at June 17, 2025 11:09 PM (Dnobf) 221
Michael Cera plays the same sweet, befuddled beta in every role.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 17, 2025 11:09 PM (RIvkX) 222
186 Midnight Run with Charles Grodin, DeNiro, and Yaphet Kotto. Great movie, great performances by all of them. (Before deniro turned into such a jerk). Probably Grodin’s best movie.
Posted by: Tom Servo ....................................... And Dennis Farina. One of the more underrated mob boss movie performances. Gets overlooked. Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 17, 2025 11:09 PM (sAmhv) 223
"Fame" by David Bowie stands out for me. Smack in the middle of the '70s. An odd but catchy tune that the local top 40 station played constantly in the summer of '75. Lots of '70s standards in that window of time between middle school and HS.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at June 17, 2025 11:10 PM (wzAuc) 224
219 Iran tonight:
"We control the skies over Israel." Yes! And I'm a Chippendale, AND I belong to MENSA. Posted by: mnw at June 17, 2025 11:08 PM (kd60y) And here I thought they now inhabited the area around hell... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 17, 2025 11:10 PM (ynpvh) 225
Which movie was it with Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor with the train?
Posted by: four seasons at June 17, 2025 10:58 PM (3ek7K) Silver Streak. I saw that way too many times as a kid. Posted by: Methos at June 17, 2025 11:10 PM (Dnobf) 226
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' it is going to feature and be written by Josh Gad. That man is to entertainment what salmonella is to cuisine.' If leftwing salmonella is possible, he'll create it. Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 17, 2025 11:10 PM (3wi/L) 227
I just can't stand Richard Dreyfuss.
That's how I feel about Robin Williams. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2025 11:06 PM (QnmlO) H7! Have I got news for you! Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 17, 2025 11:10 PM (0eaVi) 228
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Can't understand the Houston Astros. Their lineup is like their regular starters missed the team bus, they pull random guys off the street as starters, but they're in first place and currently leading 5-0. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2025 11:11 PM (QnmlO) Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 17, 2025 11:11 PM (ZmEVT) 231
That's how I feel about Michael Cera.
You could make a movie so beautiful that the heavens would weep if they watched it. If one toe of Cera's shoe appears in a corner of a single frame by accident, you might as well burn all the prints and reshoot the whole damn thing. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2025 11:02 PM (BI5O2) I thought he was great in the original run of Arrested Development, but after that...gahhh. Puberty hit him like a woodchipper. Posted by: The Mantastic Tor at June 17, 2025 11:11 PM (pNJeo) 232
Mind-bending excuse judge made to set free dad who killed daughter
https://mol.im/a/14821795 "How do we solve the problem of woke judges" (to the tune of A sound of Music "Maria'. Posted by: Ciampino - time to turn to nooses at June 17, 2025 11:12 PM (sPQoU) 233
That's how I feel about Robin Williams.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2025 11:06 PM (QnmlO) Yup. He didn't do himself any favors when he cacked himself, and I'm sad he felt that he should. But it definitely preserved his legacy. Comedic actors (and some nostalgic audiences) now feel it proper to talk about how he great he was. Short of his suicide, he'd be remembered as a hammy actor of yesteryear by now. Most people would say "Who? Oh yeah, him. He was funny in Mrs. Doubtfire. Sorta." Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2025 11:13 PM (BI5O2) 234
Man, the cat Snowflake.
She's not getting any more food today. But she's all zoomy. She has been back a week. We have a routine...kind of. If Snowflake has trauma and emotional issues from being catnapped, driven across town and being outside for 3 weeks, she's not eating that away. She can take up drinking.... Wouldn't do that... Posted by: Stateless.. 32% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 17, 2025 11:13 PM (jvJvP) 235
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Sorry, Doc. But the night has come & gone. It's daytime in Tel Aviv now. Did you mean some OTHER night, perhaps? Posted by: mnw at June 17, 2025 11:14 PM (kd60y) 236
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'If one toe of Cera's shoe appears in a corner of a single frame by accident, you might as well burn all the prints and reshoot the whole damn thing.' You should watch Superbad. I 'd bet you'd laugh at that. Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 17, 2025 11:15 PM (3wi/L) 237
It is a shame we can't nuke Iran. There are so many innocent people there who have suffered under the assholes though. Can't do it. Posted by: four seasons at June 17, 2025 11:15 PM (3ek7K) 238
232 Mind-bending excuse judge made to set free dad who killed daughter
https://mol.im/a/14821795 "How do we solve the problem of woke judges" (to the tune of A sound of Music "Maria'. Posted by: Ciampino - time to turn to nooses at June 17, 2025 11:12 PM (sPQoU) Well, judge should suffer like the bastard's daughter did. "McWoods will be released in 18 months despite being found guilty in 2018 of killing his daughter Kamaya Flores from a methadone overdose. She also suffered broken ribs, bruises, bleeding, and strangulation." Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 17, 2025 11:16 PM (ynpvh) 239
Mork & Mindy sucked moose balls.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 17, 2025 11:16 PM (RIvkX) 240
Short of his suicide, he'd be remembered as a hammy actor of yesteryear by now. Most people would say "Who? Oh yeah, him. He was funny in Mrs. Doubtfire. Sorta."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2025 11:13 PM (BI5O2) --------- Seems like ages since I heard anyone say "Nanoo Nanoo" Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 17, 2025 11:16 PM (dDmld) Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 17, 2025 11:16 PM (3wi/L) 242
He didn't do himself any favors when he cacked himself, and I'm sad he felt that he should. _________ I'm sorry about that because he had a brutal disease. But to me he tried so hard to be funny that it was painful to watch. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2025 11:17 PM (QnmlO) 243
105 Good evening, Horde. That Kid Rock video holds up as a great reflection on the 80's. I realize he isn't everyone's cup of tee, but he sure has his priorities solidly in line.
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs My sister saw him at some charitable function in Detroit. Probably for the symphony, or something. She said he is a lot better looking in person. And my sister is very traditional in her attitudes about dress. Apparently he cleans up real nice. Posted by: nerdygirl at June 17, 2025 11:17 PM (0Htd1) 244
My favorite movie is Repo Man. I don't know why, lol, but I love it.
Posted by: four seasons at June 17, 2025 11:01 PM (3ek7K) "John Wayne was a fairy." "Otto! What about our relationship?" "Yeah. Let's get sushi, and not pay." Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 17, 2025 11:17 PM (hdoQS) 245
What is it with these middle east people and their "oh, you're gonna get it now"?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 17, 2025 11:17 PM (rvwwT) 246
219 Iran tonight:
"We control the skies over Israel." Yes! And I'm a Chippendale, AND I belong to MENSA. Posted by: mnw --------------------- They can tell some whoppers. There's pic of the Paki 'ace' beside his plane that shot down six Indian fighters. Stickers on the plane to prove it too. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 17, 2025 11:18 PM (Ffc+8) 247
You should watch Superbad. I 'd bet you'd laugh at that.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 17, 2025 11:15 PM (3wi/L The ex-wife got me to buy a ticket to watch it in a theater. I did not laugh. I still want my money back, plus huge personal damages, and a good old-fashioned biblical stoning of Judd Apatow might make me back off the class action I'd use the settlement to fund. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2025 11:20 PM (BI5O2) 248
Thin Man movies!
"We didn't come to New York to stay sober." Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 17, 2025 11:11 PM (ZmEVT) "Please serve the nuts! . . . I mean, please serve our guests the nuts." Posted by: RickZ at June 17, 2025 11:20 PM (gKDq2) 249
Movie thread!
Twp terrific small ball movies about crime and betrayal. The Friends of Eddie Coyle 1973 Robert Mitchum / Peter Boyle The Drop 2014 stars Tom Hardy, Noomi Rapace, James Gandolfini (in his final film role) Plus summer smoothies. Black Berries Whole Milk Secret Ingredient: Some type chocolate ice cream. Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 17, 2025 11:20 PM (NXz8h) 250
Kentucky Fried Movie
Pandemonium Airplane Blazing Saddles Cannonball Run In no particular order, but all great screwball comedies.. Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at June 17, 2025 11:21 PM (ZOk/W) 251
They can tell some whoppers. There's pic of the Paki 'ace' beside his plane that shot down six Indian fighters. Stickers on the plane to prove it too.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 17, 2025 11:18 PM (Ffc+ ![]() Hey, we can do it too. Posted by: The Ghost of Kiev at June 17, 2025 11:21 PM (hdoQS) 252
Richard Dreyfus is in one of the greatest films of all time, and What About Bob is a classic.
Can’t think of an actor I actively dislike, perhaps Kevin Bacon. Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 17, 2025 11:21 PM (XV/Pl) 253
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'The ex-wife got me to buy a ticket to watch it in a theater. I did not laugh.' Did she know how you felt about Michael Cera going in? She may have got you the ticket for sadistic amusement. Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 17, 2025 11:22 PM (3wi/L) 254
My favorite movie is Repo Man. I don't know why, lol, but I love it. Posted by: four seasons
Pair it up with it To Live and Die in LA and you have a perfect SoCal movie night. Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 17, 2025 11:22 PM (NXz8h) 255
I wish I could post the Iranian picture of the F-35 they “shot down”. There’s a bunch of people standing next to it and they screwed up the photoshop so bad that you realize the pilot would have to be 20’ tall.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2025 11:23 PM (47gcY) 256
It really pisses me off when "celebrities" voice their opinions about how our country is run. Most of them are voicing their opinions just so they can be in the news. Most of them are fucking stupid. Posted by: four seasons at June 17, 2025 11:24 PM (3ek7K) 257
If Edmonton won, they'd all think it reflects badly on Trump and USA. They had to lose. ___________ I see all the fine Canadian folks here and I get twice as pissed that it's only the smug-ass America-distainers we seem to here from otherwise. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2025 11:24 PM (QnmlO) 258
255 I wish I could post the Iranian picture of the F-35 they “shot down”. There’s a bunch of people standing next to it and they screwed up the photoshop so bad that you realize the pilot would have to be 20’ tall.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2025 11:23 PM (47gcY) https://tinyurl.com/33hf5azy Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 17, 2025 11:24 PM (ynpvh) 259
258 255 I wish I could post the Iranian picture of the F-35 they “shot down”. There’s a bunch of people standing next to it and they screwed up the photoshop so bad that you realize the pilot would have to be 20’ tall.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2025 11:23 PM (47gcY) https://tinyurl.com/33hf5azy Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 17, 2025 11:24 PM (ynpvh) 260
I have to admit that Arrested Development was good, in spite of Cera. Or perhaps because he was the butt of every joke.
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255 I wish I could post the Iranian picture of the F-35 they “shot down”. There’s a bunch of people standing next to it and they screwed up the photoshop so bad that you realize the pilot would have to be 20’ tall.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2025 11:23 PM (47gcY) Coulda been flown by one of those aliens from Prometheus... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 17, 2025 11:25 PM (ynpvh) 262
> For the past ten years, astronomers have been detecting strange radio signals emitting from space every two hours.
Unfortunately, scientists have already ruled out aliens in this one. ---- And now, on with the countdown! Posted by: Don Black at June 17, 2025 11:26 PM (AOsQT) 263
Herbie the Love Bug is a good screwball comedy.
Posted by: San Franpsycho ==== SF, I looked down, sure this was going to be Fen. A good movie, and fitting, but still..... Posted by: From about That Time at June 17, 2025 11:26 PM (n4GiU) 264
A family favorite is "The 'Burbs"
Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 17, 2025 11:26 PM (ZmEVT) 265
It really pisses me off when "celebrities" voice their opinions about how our country is run. _________ Always nice to hear from people who largely don't use their real names, never graduated from high school and are famous for reciting stuff written by someone else. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2025 11:26 PM (QnmlO) 266
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The feds could pick that one up if they wanted: "Distribution of A Controlled Substance (Methadone) Resulting in Death." It's not the typical fact pattern for that charge, but so what? Perfectly doable. Posted by: mnw at June 17, 2025 11:26 PM (kd60y) Posted by: four seasons at June 17, 2025 11:26 PM (3ek7K) 268
I've been looking for all-black New Balance shoes. Are those real? If so, where do you find them?
Posted by: MartynWW at June 17, 2025 11:27 PM (vXpHP) 269
they screwed up the photoshop so bad that you realize the pilot would have to be 20’ tall.
Must have been flown by a Cyclops. Depth perception is a bitch Posted by: gKWVE at June 17, 2025 11:27 PM (gKWVE) 270
My favorite movie is Repo Man. I don't know why, lol, but I love it. Posted by: four seasons
*eats sushi, doesn't pay* Posted by: A Miklos Man is always intense (in best Harry Dean Stanton voice) at June 17, 2025 11:27 PM (K6h4I) 271
Always nice to hear from people who largely don't use their real names, never graduated from high school and are famous for reciting stuff written by someone else.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh ------------- Scrolls up, looks at post. Hangs head in shame. Posted by: scampydog at June 17, 2025 11:27 PM (41CYW) 272
Thanks Jim! The more you look at, the better it gets. If you look at the lower left hand corner, you’ll see that the people standing around apparently drove there in matchbox cars.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2025 11:27 PM (47gcY) 273
When I hear screwball, I think of movies that go for as many laughs per minute as possible and are annoyingly unfunny. "Raising Arizona" is definitely manic but I dont consider it screwball, because it's actually funny. Same for "Breaking Away" and Ferris Beuller."
I didnt much care for Animal House, Caddyshack, Stripes, Fletch, or any Mel Brooks flick after Blazing Saddles. Those were screwball. Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at June 17, 2025 11:27 PM (wzAuc) 274
184 I just can't stand Richard Dreyfuss. Every time I see Jaws, I keep waiting for that shark to get him, and it never does. Maybe next time ...
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls I felt the same way about little Leo in Titanic. When he finally went under in the freezing water, I considered it a happy ending. That imbecile should have put on a life jacket. Posted by: nerdygirl at June 17, 2025 11:28 PM (0Htd1) 275
272 Thanks Jim! The more you look at, the better it gets. If you look at the lower left hand corner, you’ll see that the people standing around apparently drove there in matchbox cars.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2025 11:27 PM (47gcY) And live in tiny gnome houses. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 17, 2025 11:28 PM (ynpvh) 276
Short of his suicide, he'd be remembered as a hammy actor of yesteryear by now. Most people would say "Who? Oh yeah, him. He was funny in Mrs. Doubtfire. Sorta."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2025 11:13 PM (BI5O2) Williams could do creepy. His role in 'One Hour Photo'. Critics, and probably audiences, hated it because it wasn't a typical Williams vehicle. But he played creepy well. It wasn't a laugh a riot like 'Good Morning Vietnam' or other films. If you hate a character because he's a creep -- and you don't laugh at him, does that make the acting successful? Some people can't play a bad guy. I was surprised Williams could. Posted by: RickZ at June 17, 2025 11:29 PM (gKDq2) 277
About the only celebrity I would actually like to meet is Jay Leno. He seems like a pretty decent guy. Plus he has that killer car collection. Okay it's the car collection that's got my attention. My dream date with him is cruising around in one of his classic cars and popping into In-N-Out for burgers. I'd even pick up the tab.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 17, 2025 11:29 PM (NXz8h) 278
I felt the same way about little Leo in Titanic. When he finally went under in the freezing water, I considered it a happy ending. That imbecile should have put on a life jacket.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 17, 2025 11:28 PM (0Htd1) One woulda thunk his overinflated ego would have kept him bobbing like a cork. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 17, 2025 11:29 PM (O9Ojb) 279
A lot of things in life piss me off. Like the *ucking dishwasher in this house we bought a few months ago. We had to read the manual to learn how to operate it. I still don't get it so hubby runs it, lol. Posted by: four seasons at June 17, 2025 11:30 PM (3ek7K) 280
275 272 Thanks Jim! The more you look at, the better it gets. If you look at the lower left hand corner, you’ll see that the people standing around apparently drove there in matchbox cars.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2025 11:27 PM (47gcY) And live in tiny gnome houses. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 17, 2025 11:28 PM (ynpvh) Maybe the little guys and giants from "Gulliver's Travels"... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 17, 2025 11:30 PM (ynpvh) 281
I've been looking for all-black New Balance shoes. Are those real? If so, where do you find them?
Posted by: MartynWW ------------ LOL. Yep, actual photo. Sadz they didn't get me ones with velcro. Posted by: scampydog at June 17, 2025 11:30 PM (41CYW) 282
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'The ex-wife got me to buy a ticket to watch it in a theater. I did not laugh.' Did she know how you felt about Michael Cera going in? She may have got you the ticket for sadistic amusement. Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 17, 2025 11:22 PM (3wi/L) There is a certain 'if he loves me he will put up with this shit' attitude.... testing you... perpetually. Homey done play that game anymoah Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2025 11:31 PM (mP0Kj) 283
>> It is a shame we can't nuke Iran
Ironically, one of our nuclear bunker busters (10 kt, tactical level range) would be the ideal thing to take out Fordow. It would do it nice and slick. Clever little device that burrows underground a bit, and is designed for maximum coupling of the shockwave to rock. It would produce a 10 - 30 atm overpressure shock wave in undergrounds up to 200 m deep that would just, first kill everybody inside, and be like smashing a hammer into all the equipment. It wouldn't "blow it up", but it would kill everybody and destroy the equipment. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 17, 2025 11:31 PM (w6EFb) 284
Mork & Mindy sucked moose balls.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 17, 2025 11:16 PM (RIvkX) The show made rainbow-colored suspenders hip. You had to be thin to wear them, though. Posted by: RickZ at June 17, 2025 11:31 PM (gKDq2) 285
Headline1 Iran: we control the skies over Israel
Headline 2 Trump: israel is in control of the skies over Iran Hmm not sure which one I should believe. 😄 Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 17, 2025 11:31 PM (/CkK4) 286
281 I've been looking for all-black New Balance shoes. Are those real? If so, where do you find them?
Posted by: MartynWW ------------ LOL. Yep, actual photo. Sadz they didn't get me ones with velcro. Posted by: scampydog at June 17, 2025 11:30 PM (41CYW) Velcro instead of laces was the rage some years back...so kids didn't know how to tie their shoes and couldn't write in cursive and couldn't read an analog clock... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 17, 2025 11:31 PM (ynpvh) 287
Meanwhile, in Ukraine:
1. Kiev got hit hard with drones and missiles last night. They may have lost another Patriot air defense battery, which probably won't be replaced. 2. North Korea will be sending 5000 engineering troops to the Kursk region, supposedly to clear landmines and repair infrastructure. Speculation is they will actually be kept busy getting up anti-drone netting over a supply roads. 3. The Russians continue to push forward in multiple locations, including pushing back the last Ukrainian cross border incursion in the northeast. Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 17, 2025 11:31 PM (hdoQS) 288
Anti-Trump protester reveals horrific facial injury from LA rally
What a fucking shame. Anyway... Posted by: nerdygirl at June 17, 2025 11:32 PM (0Htd1) 289
285 Headline1 Iran: we control the skies over Israel
Headline 2 Trump: israel is in control of the skies over Iran Hmm not sure which one I should believe. 😄 Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 17, 2025 11:31 PM (/CkK4) Baghdad Bob >>> Tehran Tariq Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 17, 2025 11:32 PM (ynpvh) 290
After calling the US the "great Satan" for the past 50 years, the Persians are suicidal. They just won't surrender.
Oh well. How do you think the Cubs will do this year? Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 17, 2025 11:33 PM (ZmEVT) 291
288 Anti-Trump protester reveals horrific facial injury from LA rally
What a fucking shame. Anyway... Posted by: nerdygirl at June 17, 2025 11:32 PM (0Htd1) Haven't seen the pics, but I probably would have assumed the face was already that way... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 17, 2025 11:33 PM (ynpvh) 292
Favorite screwball comedy: Duck Soup
Posted by: tankdemon I had just been about to chime in and ask if no one had mentioned the Marx Bros. for screwball comedy. Good to see I don't have to. Now I can head to bed and rest easy. G'nite, you screwball old Horde you. Posted by: mindful webworker - new and improved at June 17, 2025 11:33 PM (w9FUJ) 293
>>My favorite movie is Repo Man. I don't know why, lol, but I love it.
Because Repo Man is always intense. One of my favorites as well. Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2025 11:33 PM (PQWix) 294
Funny. You could put five of those little cars in the crashed F-35's cockpit.
The mullahs are phoning it in. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 17, 2025 11:34 PM (dDmld) 295
290 After calling the US the "great Satan" for the past 50 years, the Persians are suicidal. They just won't surrender.
Oh well. How do you think the Cubs will do this year? Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 17, 2025 11:33 PM (ZmEVT) Great Satan, can you pleeeaaase tell Little Satan to stop bombing us and killing our leaders? Posted by: Iran at June 17, 2025 11:34 PM (ynpvh) 296
I would like to have met James Garner. Everyone who ever knew him said he was one of the best people to be around, and to work with, that they had ever met. They’d even say that if there was tension on a set between a couple of actors, or with the director, it would end as soon as Garner got there, because he just had that effect on people.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2025 11:34 PM (47gcY) 297
Can we get a moment of solidarity with the Colorado Rockies? They are on a 3 game winning streak. Current record: 16W - 57L. That is just pathetic.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 17, 2025 11:34 PM (NXz8h) 298
A movie even more surreal than Duck Soup is Million Dollar Legs, made in 1932, the year before Duck Soup. Stars W.C. Fields at his best and Jack Oakie. "Plot" deals with the 1932 LA Olympics. Great fun and screwy. 1933's International House, also starring Fields, is also crazy and outstanding.
Posted by: Old Man Adams at June 17, 2025 11:35 PM (G5+As) 299
288 Anti-Trump protester reveals horrific facial injury from LA rally
--------- If the doctors had to reassemble it using metal hardware, would anyone even notice? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 17, 2025 11:35 PM (dDmld) 300
297 Can we get a moment of solidarity with the Colorado Rockies? They are on a 3 game winning streak. Current record: 16W - 57L. That is just pathetic.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 17, 2025 11:34 PM (NXz8h) which means they were 13-57 before the streak? Posted by: Iran at June 17, 2025 11:35 PM (ynpvh) 301
299 288 Anti-Trump protester reveals horrific facial injury from LA rally
--------- If the doctors had to reassemble it using metal hardware, would anyone even notice? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 17, 2025 11:35 PM (dDmld) The injuries were from the MRI machine... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 17, 2025 11:36 PM (ynpvh) 302
It really pisses me off when "celebrities" voice their opinions about how our country is run.
------- I recently heard Adam Carolla interview some Asian karate man who was promoting the movie he was in. This guy was the diametric opposite of that ugly Snow White girl who ruined her company's take by running her mouth during PR hits. Carolla does long form interviews, and the usual project plugs can't carry a conversation for too long, so he always gets in the plugs, asks about the project, and then tries to steer the interview into more interesting territory for the audience. This guy wasn't having it. No matter what Carolla asked him, he just went back to the project. If Carolla had asked "what's your favorite fruit," he'd have answered "I can't really say, Adam. Craft Services on Mission: Impossible 5 provided the best of every fruit, and they were all equally delicious. That was the level of professionalism everywhere on this set." Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2025 11:36 PM (BI5O2) 303
It can be lunch time
Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2025 11:36 PM (pwDxY) 304
A screwball comedy that I found out about, and watched, last week is Under the Rainbow with Carrie Fischer and Chevy Chase. What I admired about everyone's performances was that every single named character was played absolutely straight. I didn't find it uproarious, but that was mostly because I have a bad habit of meta-watching (wondering if Chase was a jerk on set and thinking how sad it was that Fischer's life went so badly).
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 17, 2025 11:36 PM (lFFaq) 305
It wasn't a laugh a riot like 'Good Morning Vietnam' or other films. If you hate a character because he's a creep -- and you don't laugh at him, does that make the acting successful? Some people can't play a bad guy. I was surprised Williams could.
Posted by: RickZ at June 17, 2025 11:29 PM (gKDq2) Also liked him in Moscow on the Hudson. Trying to remember the name of the Terry Gillam movie he was in. That was a good one. Shame his demons got the better of him... Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 17, 2025 11:37 PM (bA75n) 306
North Korean land mine detection specialists: they all hold hands and walk in a straight line together across the field.
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Robin Williams had a cameo in "The Secret Agent," a film version of the Joseph Conrad novella. Williams played an anarchist, and he was brilliant. Mesmerizing. Other than that, I never saw him in anything where I couldn't switch the channel fast enough. Posted by: mnw at June 17, 2025 11:37 PM (kd60y) Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 17, 2025 11:37 PM (ynpvh) 309
Most of them are voicing their opinions just so they can be in the news. Most of them are fucking stupid.
Posted by: four seasons at June 17, 2025 11:24 PM (3ek7K) Actually I think many if not most of them are voicing their "opinions" because they are paid operatives. DNC or otherwise. Recall they read scripts for a living. Posted by: ... at June 17, 2025 11:38 PM (E0p3T) 310
which means they were 13-57 before the streak?
Posted by: Iran Yep. The team's emotional support dog bill must be astronomical. Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 17, 2025 11:38 PM (NXz8h) 311
276 Short of his suicide, he'd be remembered as a hammy actor of yesteryear by now. Most people would say "Who? Oh yeah, him. He was funny in Mrs. Doubtfire. Sorta."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2025 11:13 PM (BI5O2) Williams could do creepy. His role in 'One Hour Photo'. Critics, and probably audiences, hated it because it wasn't a typical Williams vehicle. But he played creepy well. It wasn't a laugh a riot like 'Good Morning Vietnam' or other films. If you hate a character because he's a creep -- and you don't laugh at him, does that make the acting successful? Some people can't play a bad guy. I was surprised Williams could. Posted by: RickZ at June 17, 2025 11:29 PM (gKDq2) He was also good in Insomnia. I like him in serious roles. It's the zany comedy stuff that grates. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 17, 2025 11:38 PM (xzkgE) 312
...Yep that is true. Posted by: four seasons at June 17, 2025 11:38 PM (3ek7K) 313
Craft Services on Mission: Impossible 5 provided the best of every fruit, and they were all equally delicious. That was the level of professionalism everywhere on this set."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2025 11:36 PM (BI5O2) Deisney films have all kinds of fruits. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 17, 2025 11:38 PM (O9Ojb) 314
North Korean land mine detection specialists: they all hold hands and walk in a straight line together across the field.
Posted by: Tom Servo That is exactly the picture I had in my mind. Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 17, 2025 11:39 PM (NXz8h) 315
"How do we solve the problem of woke judges"
Take all the worthless scum criminals that get paroled or released and put them in the houses next door to judges. Hire them to work as aides in the schools that these judges' children attend. Posted by: nerdygirl at June 17, 2025 11:39 PM (0Htd1) 316
Don't let them fool you, it's always aliens
Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2025 11:40 PM (pwDxY) 317
nerdygirl, If the so-called elites had to live with what we normals had to live with and through they would be horrified. Posted by: four seasons at June 17, 2025 11:41 PM (3ek7K) 318
On some occasion, we are see gnomes.
The Youngs say "Grandfathers, it is empty wine bottles". Of course-this how we mark the garden plots. The Youngs are get Discipline and Toungue-lashings from Grandmothers. Youngs then frolic, Grandmothers discuss all, and Grandfathers cheat at cards and negotiate dowrys. Posted by: Official Novdu Informations at June 17, 2025 11:41 PM (K6h4I) 319
We're gonna win the series!
- The Iran Rockies Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 17, 2025 11:41 PM (rvwwT) 320
Don't let them fool you, it's always aliens
Posted by: Skip I need a better than James Brown wig Posted by: Legal Alien Miklos at June 17, 2025 11:42 PM (K6h4I) 321
nerdygirl,
If the so-called elites had to live with what we normals had to live with and through they would be horrified. Like the porta potties at a State Fair. Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 17, 2025 11:42 PM (NXz8h) Posted by: Soothsayer at June 17, 2025 11:43 PM (FThf+) Posted by: four seasons at June 17, 2025 11:43 PM (3ek7K) 324
>>It really pisses me off when "celebrities" voice their opinions about how our country is run.
One of the best moments in television history. https://tinyurl.com/39eh67sj I don't care if celebrities have opinions. We all do. I hate that they think their opinion is anymore important than mine. Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2025 11:44 PM (PQWix) 325
Tom Servo agree with James Gardner, one of my favorite old time actors
Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2025 11:44 PM (pwDxY) 326
It really pisses me off when "celebrities" voice their opinions about how our country is run.
Have George Clooney and Tom Hanks slunk back into our country yet? One of the great things about Trump's win, was those two getting humiliated. Posted by: nerdygirl at June 17, 2025 11:46 PM (0Htd1) 327
You gotta remember: All the bullshit we're hearing out of Iran comes from a handful of people who are safe & sound. The rest of them aren't feeling so cocky, I'll bet. Posted by: Soothsayer at June 17, 2025 11:46 PM (FThf+) 328
Thanks Jim! The more you look at, the better it gets. If you look at the lower left hand corner, you’ll see that the people standing around apparently drove there in matchbox cars.
Posted by: Tom Servo ------ The plane dwarfs the buildings in the picture. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2025 11:46 PM (XeU6L) 329
oh, and the Astros are now up 7-0 against the Athletics.
Houston may as well drop their wooden bats and use those plastic ones for kids. Posted by: gKWVE at June 17, 2025 11:46 PM (gKWVE) 330
For some reason, radio host Michael Savage hated Robin Williams. Called him "chicken-behind".
Posted by: Savage Nation at June 17, 2025 11:48 PM (G5+As) 331
Screwball comedies featuring Chevy Chase? Easy. "Nothing But Trouble" is always funny. He's only any good as a straight comedic foil, and he did the job in that movie. "Look handsome and dumb and let others be funny" was probably the only stage direction the man ever received.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2025 11:49 PM (BI5O2) 332
297 Can we get a moment of solidarity with the Colorado Rockies? They are on a 3 game winning streak. Current record: 16W - 57L. That is just pathetic.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 17, 2025 11:34 PM (NXz8h) Sportsball is one of the few jobs where you can suck bigly big and still get paid millions per year. Hollywood too I suppose. Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 17, 2025 11:49 PM (/CkK4) 333
It's really surprising to me how strong these shock waves can be. From this nuclear bunker buster shock wave, we get a 10-30 atm overpressure shock wave, and that is even with very piss poor coupling between surrounding rock and the cavity of an underground room filled with air. So, standing in there when such a shock hit, the thing would come off the walls, traveling at Mach 3 through the air. Wavelength would be around a couple inches. That thing would rip through you, hitting you like a plane hammer that travelled through your body, smashing your innards as it passed through you in microseconds. Your innards would be mush, and your body would just collapse on the floor like a sack of mush. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 17, 2025 11:50 PM (w6EFb) 334
Just a few good thoughts or prayers my way please.
My living situation may be stable soon. Honestly, obviously I don't want my life tossed upside down, which it has been for 5 months. But I really don't want my Mom's elderly dog Ralphy upset. Technically, my dog. In reality...Mom's. And the visiting cat is happy here. Posted by: Stateless.. 32% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 17, 2025 11:50 PM (jvJvP) 335
Sportsball is one of the few jobs where you can suck bigly big and still get paid millions per year.
*cackle* Posted by: Kamala! at June 17, 2025 11:50 PM (gKWVE) 336
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There was a discussion on the ONT last night about, "Movies we feel guilty for hating." Good Will Hunting would've been an EXCELLENT candidate! Posted by: mnw at June 17, 2025 11:50 PM (kd60y) 337
Sportsball is one of the few jobs where you can suck bigly big and still get paid millions per year.
Hollywood too I suppose. Posted by: Its Go Time Donald ------------ We do OK, too. Posted by: weather people at June 17, 2025 11:50 PM (41CYW) 338
Sportsball is one of the few jobs where you can suck bigly big and still get paid millions per year.
Hollywood too I suppose. Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 17, 2025 11:49 PM (/CkK4) Politics, too. Posted by: Kamala Harris at June 17, 2025 11:52 PM (hdoQS) 339
Willowed:
Iran Threatens a "Surprise the World Will Remember for Centuries" Tonight —Ace I don't want to be alarmist, but what they seem to be hinting at is dropping a nuke. - 6:53AM here. I didn't even wake up with a glowing complexion. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 17, 2025 11:52 PM (BzP/F) 340
291 288 Anti-Trump protester reveals horrific facial injury from LA rally
What a fucking shame. Anyway... Posted by: nerdygirl at June 17, 2025 11:32 PM (0Htd1) Haven't seen the pics, but I probably would have assumed the face was already that way... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) a I think he got hit in the eye with a rubber bullet. He may lose his sight in that eye. My dad went through most of his life blind in one eye. So did a cousin. It isn't that bad as disabilities go. So, that LA riot crybaby should stop blubbering. Posted by: nerdygirl at June 17, 2025 11:52 PM (0Htd1) 341
The plane dwarfs the buildings in the picture.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, Dwarf...plane.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJ286Fpq7Fs Posted by: Miklos just be like that at June 17, 2025 11:53 PM (K6h4I) 342
I'm at that point in life where body parts are starting to go south. Today was the kidney doctor. I'll give you the bad news first: they aren't as good as they used to be. The good news: I won't be dying from kidney disease.
Now for the complaint about doctors. Modern blood tests are flat out amazing and they tell a doctor everything about you. The downside is you don't get groped anymore. One less thing to look forward to in life. I'm not even sure why I have to go into the doctor's office. They could just mail me my test results. I'd be fine with pass/fail. Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 17, 2025 11:53 PM (NXz8h) 343
There was a discussion on the ONT last night about, "Movies we feel guilty for hating."
I don't get it. Why feel bad about hating a movie? Full disclosure: I am a world-class hater. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 17, 2025 11:54 PM (xzkgE) 344
Sportsball is one of the few jobs where you can suck bigly big and still get paid millions per year.
Hollywood too I suppose. Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 17, 2025 11:49 PM (/CkK4) Politics, too. Posted by: Kamala Harris ------- Bwahahahaha $25 Million/year Posted by: Rachel Maddow at June 17, 2025 11:55 PM (XeU6L) Posted by: four seasons at June 17, 2025 11:55 PM (3ek7K) 346
339 Willowed:
Iran Threatens a "Surprise the World Will Remember for Centuries" Tonight —Ace I don't want to be alarmist, but what they seem to be hinting at is dropping a nuke. - 6:53AM here. I didn't even wake up with a glowing complexion. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey ---------- LOL. Glad you have your sense of humor. And you're not glowing. Posted by: scampydog at June 17, 2025 11:55 PM (41CYW) 347
Sportsball is one of the few jobs where you can suck bigly big and still get paid millions per year.
Hollywood too I suppose. Posted by: Its Go Time Donald ------------ We do OK, too. Posted by: weather people Tengo muchos pesos Posted by: Mikloso ofrece a Weathergirls Mexicanas at June 17, 2025 11:55 PM (K6h4I) 348
I've been blind in my right eye since a botched surgery in my infancy.
That Communist queer earned his. No sympathy. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2025 11:56 PM (BI5O2) 349
Stateless,
One day at a time buddy, one at a time. My animals always know when I am having a bad day. I know we have selected dogs for a thousand generations that are the most adept at reading human emotions ... and modern dogs are awfully good at it. However, even our cats know when you need a little snuggle. Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 17, 2025 11:56 PM (HlyYF) 350
Got home today, saw the windows as the sun hit it at Justine right angle. Damn they are filthy. So I got to work. Cleaned all the windows on the bottom floor. 17 windows. Inside and out. Screens too.
Patting myself on the back right now. Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 17, 2025 11:57 PM (/CkK4) 351
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The idea is that you feel guilty for hating a film everybody else, especially our betters, thought was a masterpiece of world cinema. Posted by: mnw at June 17, 2025 11:57 PM (kd60y) Posted by: Kareem Jean-Pissior at June 17, 2025 11:57 PM (K6h4I) 353
You mean Chauncey Garner?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2025 11:57 PM (63Dwl) 354
I hope Trump consults with Tom Cruise before dropping the mother of all bombs on the Iranian nuke sites. I'm thinking this is at least a six camera event and Tom Cruise because of his Maverick movies would know how to pull this off.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 17, 2025 11:57 PM (NXz8h) 355
Biden's Dog, My husband asks about you and your family. I told him you have such a great sense of humor dealing with crap ya'll are going through. Posted by: four seasons at June 17, 2025 11:57 PM (3ek7K) 356
Modern doctor too busy typing into F**king computer to do anything but look at lab results. Groping is extra.
Posted by: EdmundBurkeShade at June 17, 2025 11:58 PM (WvGHv) 357
345 Wouldn't it be nice to be paid big bucks to lie??
Posted by: four seasons at June 17, 2025 11:55 PM Heck, I know lots of people that do it for free! Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 17, 2025 11:58 PM (HlyYF) 358
play stupid games, win a stupid prize like a busted eyeball
Posted by: gKWVE at June 17, 2025 11:58 PM (gKWVE) 359
Movie I don’t feel guilty about hating - the Crying Game. “Oh look, the grieving widow of the soldier is really a tranny, what a surprise!” Barf.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2025 12:00 AM (47gcY) 360
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 17, 2025 11:57 PM (NXz8h) ============= lol. Maybe if Cruise will go on a talk show and discuss it, Trump could watch the show and Trump would find out how he should think about it. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 18, 2025 12:00 AM (HuRzZ) Posted by: Miklos lives and learns at June 18, 2025 12:00 AM (K6h4I) 362
Dwarf...plane....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJ286Fpq7Fs Posted by: Miklos ----- What ever happened to him. Wasnt he in some kind of trouble? Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2025 12:01 AM (XeU6L) 363
Wouldn't it be nice to be paid big bucks to lie??
Posted by: four seasons at June 17, 2025 11:55 PM (3ek7K). You mean be a congressman? I guess. Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2025 12:01 AM (47gcY) 364
"Horrific facial injury" my ass. He has a gash on the cheek and a black eye. I've suffered worse than that without even getting a permanent scar.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2025 12:01 AM (BI5O2) 365
304 A screwball comedy that I found out about, and watched, last week is Under the Rainbow with Carrie Fischer and Chevy Chase. What I admired about everyone's performances was that every single named character was played absolutely straight. I didn't find it uproarious, but that was mostly because I have a bad habit of meta-watching (wondering if Chase was a jerk on set and thinking how sad it was that Fischer's life went so badly).
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 17, 2025 11:36 PM (lFFaq) Carrie Fischer was a genuinely funny lady. Postcards from the Edge and Wishful Drinking were brutally honest assessments of her life but her wry sense of humor throughout makes it clear that she never saw herself as a victim. Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 18, 2025 12:01 AM (bA75n) Posted by: mnw at June 18, 2025 12:02 AM (kd60y) 367
I just realized that Mexican Weathergirls do not qualify for H1b visas
Have to refile as H1DD Posted by: Miklos lives and learns ---------------- Is there also a uniform requirement? Please say yes. Posted by: scampydog at June 18, 2025 12:02 AM (41CYW) 368
You mean Chauncey Garner?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. *instantly thinks of Jim Rockford's idiot brother* Posted by: Miklos does things like this at June 18, 2025 12:02 AM (K6h4I) 369
Has Iran done that thing in our mouth that they promised not to do yet? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 18, 2025 12:02 AM (Tv15w) 370
Modern doctor too busy typing into F**king computer to do anything but look at lab results. Groping is extra.
Posted by: EdmundBurkeShade ------ I have just managed to stop myself from saying, 'Put that thing down, and listen to me'. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2025 12:03 AM (XeU6L) 371
A story in the "nobody can do anything right any more" category:
Broke down and bought a new 6' rotary cutter for my little tractor. Old one, dating to the mid-70s had given up the ghost. Gearbox was worn out and noisy. Maybe repairable, but finding parts.... So, new one it was. I get it. As Daddy used to say, PTO driveline had the "Ralph Nadar" safety shit all over it. They just cheaped out, putting some plastic cover on that would meet the requirements, but there was absolutely no way to get to the zerk on the U-joint at the gearbox. No way. So, well, I'm going to have to take that off. But first, I'm going to give it a little test run. Greased everything else, and the front U-joint seemed to be full, so I figure I can run it a little to see how it does before taking the plastic crap off. It was going to be a bitch to do that. And then, problem solved itself, turned out..... but, in a non-optimum fashion.... Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 18, 2025 12:03 AM (w6EFb) 372
Is there also a uniform requirement? Please say yes.
Posted by: scampydog Trying to get the stuff from France before the Tariffs kick in They do housekeeping too Posted by: Miklos anticipates a supply/demand situation at June 18, 2025 12:04 AM (K6h4I) 373
Your innards would be mush, and your body would just collapse on the floor like a sack of mush.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley So, what you're saying is, during the Cuban Missile Crisis, the nuns were wasting our time by having us prepare for nuclear attack by sitting under our desks holding our geography books over our heads? Posted by: nerdygirl at June 18, 2025 12:04 AM (0Htd1) 374
What ever happened to him. Wasnt he in some kind of trouble? Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. He's dead, Mike Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 18, 2025 12:05 AM (Tv15w) 375
For all the prayer list. My friend Jim lost his 21 year old son today to drugs. He and his family could you some comfort in the form of your prayers. As a 22 year clean and sober lad this hits me hard because but for the grace of God go I.
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at June 18, 2025 12:06 AM (y7zkd) 376
And then, problem solved itself, turned out..... but, in a non-optimum fashion....
Posted by: publius What did you run into? Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 18, 2025 12:06 AM (NXz8h) 377
International hotties of repute get in on something called an O-1. This is for people of "extraordinary ability or achievement". Yanet Garcia's ass is O-1 level material. For dudes, you have to be Einstein level to quality for O-1, at least in the day. Or Mozart talent in the arts. For babes, well, dat ass will do it. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 18, 2025 12:06 AM (w6EFb) 378
>>> Dwarf...plane....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJ286Fpq7Fs ===== Thank you for linking a 4 second video on a two minute repeat, preceded by 30 seconds of advertisement. Posted by: Turn 2 at June 18, 2025 12:06 AM (6TlG5) Posted by: eleven at June 18, 2025 12:06 AM (fV+MH) 380
What ever happened to him. Wasnt he in some kind of trouble?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2025 12:01 AM (XeU6L) Herbe Villechaize, he died a long time ago. I remember he was in an unbelievably weird movie called Forbidden Zone. Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2025 12:07 AM (47gcY) 381
no way to get to the zerk on the U-joint at the gearbox. No way.
Greased everything else, and the front U-joint seemed to be full Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley Try telling the kids that these days Posted by: Miklos , whose Grandaddy let him pretend to drive the tractor at June 18, 2025 12:07 AM (K6h4I) 382
But I seriously doubt Foul Play would still hold up.
Posted by: eleven at June 18, 2025 12:07 AM (fV+MH) 383
>> So, what you're saying is, during the Cuban Missile Crisis, the nuns were wasting our time by having us prepare for nuclear attack by sitting under our desks holding our geography books over our heads?
For explosions above ground, if you were close enough for the shock wave to be that strong, you'd been in the total incineration zone anyway, with the heat pulse. Many different ways you'd be dead. Here, it's a small nuke optimized to generate a shock wave in rock, which transmits to undeground bunker type facilities. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 18, 2025 12:08 AM (w6EFb) 384
My husband asks about you and your family. I told him you have such a great sense of humor dealing with crap ya'll are going through.
Posted by: four seasons at June 17, 2025 11:57 PM (3ek7K) - Thanks. We have pups in the country center metropolitan area who have it worse but keep on smiling. However, war is war and it's not fun. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 18, 2025 12:08 AM (n+rGF) 385
My animals always know when I am having a bad day.
I know we have selected dogs for a thousand generations that are the most adept at reading human emotions ... and modern dogs are awfully good at it. However, even our cats know when you need a little snuggle. Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 17, 2025 11:56 PM (HlyYF) I want to keep Ralphy happy for however long he has left. As Snowflake, not my cat, just jumped on my bed and is sleeping with the dog. Late bedtime... Posted by: Stateless.. 32% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 18, 2025 12:08 AM (jvJvP) 386
Thank you for linking a 4 second video on a two minute repeat, preceded by 30 seconds of advertisement.
Posted by: Turn 2 If you can do better, faster, and cheaper DOO EEET Posted by: Miklos is Unapologetic at June 18, 2025 12:08 AM (K6h4I) 387
North Korean land mine detection specialists: they all hold hands and walk in a straight line together across the field.
Posted by: Tom Servo That is how the IRG cleared lanes for their tanks through minefields during the Iran-Iraq war. They used the youngest recruits of course Posted by: Kindltot at June 18, 2025 12:09 AM (D7oie) 388
That is always incredibly tragic when someone so young dies for such a stupid reason. I sad for you and his family, Pikov.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2025 12:09 AM (47gcY) 389
My elementary was probably among the very last to do those nuke drills. In 1st grade, I came home after my first one, all worried about nukes. My dad told me "if the Russians hit Pittsburgh, you and everyone you know will be dead. Just hope it doesn't happen, and don't worry if it does."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2025 12:09 AM (BI5O2) 390
Iran's Supreme Leader declares "the battle begins' with ominous photo on social media.
Posted by: four seasons at June 17, 2025 11:43 PM (3ek7K) Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked, pal! Posted by: Private Hudson at June 18, 2025 12:09 AM (bA75n) 391
However, war is war and it's not fun.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole Are they still doing 'Pizza for the IDF"? Posted by: Miklos is not entirely broke at June 18, 2025 12:10 AM (K6h4I) 392
"Herbe Villechaize, he died a long time ago. I remember he was in an unbelievably weird movie called Forbidden Zone.
Posted by: Tom Servo" If you think that's the weirdest thing he was in you haven't seen Greaser's Wheel. Which is the worst movie ever made. And everyone was clearly on acid. Posted by: eleven at June 18, 2025 12:10 AM (fV+MH) 393
But I seriously doubt Foul Play would still hold up.
Posted by: eleven -------------- It might. There was the albino with the candlestick scene. Wait, it wasn't that kind of movie. Nevermind. Posted by: scampydog at June 18, 2025 12:10 AM (41CYW) 394
370 Modern doctor too busy typing into F**king computer to do anything but look at lab results. Groping is extra.
Posted by: EdmundBurkeShade ------ I have just managed to stop myself from saying, 'Put that thing down, and listen to me'. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2025 12:03 AM (XeU6L) $200/hr, same as in town. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 18, 2025 12:10 AM (ynpvh) 395
375 For all the prayer list. My friend Jim lost his 21 year old son today to drugs. He and his family could you some comfort in the form of your prayers. As a 22 year clean and sober lad this hits me hard because but for the grace of God go I.
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at June 18, 2025 12:06 AM (y7zkd) Wordless... Posted by: Stateless.. 32% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 18, 2025 12:11 AM (jvJvP) 396
"Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked, pal!
Posted by: Private Hudson" Iran is going full Baghdad Bob. Posted by: eleven at June 18, 2025 12:11 AM (fV+MH) 397
For all the prayer list. My friend Jim lost his 21 year old son today to drugs. He and his family could you some comfort in the form of your prayers. As a 22 year clean and sober lad this hits me hard because but for the grace of God go I.
Posted by: Pikov Andropov --- This has happened twice to friends of mine in the last year. Very, very hard on the parents. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2025 12:12 AM (XeU6L) 398
245 What is it with these middle east people and their "oh, you're gonna get it now"?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 17, 2025 11:17 PM (rvwwT) ---- I was pissed off when Trump told Hamas that 'if ALL the hostages weren't released by Saturday the mother of all damnation was going to befall them' and it was just business as usual. Posted by: Ciampino - turn to nooses at June 18, 2025 12:13 AM (sPQoU) 399
Iran is going full Baghdad Bob.
Posted by: eleven Tehran Tina is ready for her close up just as soon as she gets the bomb dust off of burka. Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 18, 2025 12:13 AM (NXz8h) 400
So, I get the new bush hog out, and engage the PTO. Luckily, I start it slow at idle, to make sure everything is turning properly, and nothing is out of whack. And then "pow", and the PTO drive line just comes loose, bounces a bit in the plastic shield, and flops down. Plastic shield is damaged. Drive line is not. What the actual fuck? I go back, and find the remains of the bolt securing the slip clutch assembly to the input shaft of the gear box. It's a 1/2" diameter (3/4" head) with a lock nut. It's in 3 pieces. Bolt head, middle, and nut side. I look at the breaks. Mostly dull colored, with just some tiny little bright spots. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 18, 2025 12:13 AM (w6EFb) 401
Thanks SD. Your ONTs have a consistent shine. Appreciate your efforts to keep this motley crew energized.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at June 18, 2025 12:13 AM (0EU0W) 402
So, what you're saying is, during the Cuban Missile Crisis, the nuns were wasting our time by having us prepare for nuclear attack by sitting under our desks holding our geography books over our heads?
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 18, 2025 12:04 AM (0Htd1) ---------- If only the Japanese had known about the geography book hack in '45. The war might have gone on for a couple more years. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 18, 2025 12:14 AM (dDmld) 403
New York City Comptroller Brad Lander released hours after his arrest at an immigration court He was detained after a series of dramatic confrontations between federal law enforcement and Democrats opposing President Donald Trump's immigration policies He went full Alex Padilla. Never go full Alex Padilla. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 18, 2025 12:15 AM (Tv15w) Posted by: Rachel Maddow's Hirsresser at June 18, 2025 12:15 AM (K6h4I) Posted by: eleven at June 18, 2025 12:15 AM (fV+MH) 406
What the hell happened? Well, some idiot, some blithering idiot, putting that thing together, overtightened that bolt to the point of the nearly wringing it off, but backed off just at the point of complete wringing off. Now, had it held on a little more, I would've probably revved it to full speed, and put it under load, which would would've been even worse. I think the 3-point frame would've prevented that shaft from slinging out completely and hitting me in the head or something, but it would've torn up something big time. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 18, 2025 12:16 AM (w6EFb) 407
Pikov Andropov, will pray. It is so awful to have a relative who is an alcoholic or a drug addict, and you can't do anything to fix them.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 18, 2025 12:16 AM (0Htd1) 408
Thanks SD. Your ONTs have a consistent shine. Appreciate your efforts to keep this motley crew energized.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude ----------- Trying to get my sentence reduced. Up for parole hearing soon. Posted by: scampydog at June 18, 2025 12:16 AM (41CYW) 409
for the grace of God go I.
Posted by: Pikov Andropov Lord, please comfort Jim and his family. Give them Your peace and Your strength. I can relate to those demons Pikov. May our Lord give you strength to be a good friend. Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at June 18, 2025 12:17 AM (0EU0W) 410
Mostly dull colored, with just some tiny little bright spots.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley TOP QUARITY Posted by: Quinjiang Light Industry Limited at June 18, 2025 12:17 AM (K6h4I) 411
WTF is that *thing* that came back from the No Kings riot? A hobgoblin? Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel Brie Larson's dream date Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 18, 2025 12:18 AM (Tv15w) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 18, 2025 12:18 AM (Ffc+8) 413
Trying to get my sentence reduced. Up for parole hearing soon.
Posted by: scampydog Bribery works. Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at June 18, 2025 12:19 AM (0EU0W) 414
My elementary was probably among the very last to do those nuke drills. In 1st grade, I came home after my first one, all worried about nukes. My dad told me "if the Russians hit Pittsburgh, you and everyone you know will be dead. Just hope it doesn't happen, and don't worry if it does."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2025 12:09 AM (BI5O2) We lived just across the river from the Portland Airport and the fighter wing that was there at the time. Dad told us what to look out for and what to do. But... Anything more than 50kt and we were toast. Posted by: Diogenes at June 18, 2025 12:19 AM (W/lyH) 415
>>> If you can do better, faster, and cheaper
DOO EEET Posted by: Miklos is Unapologetic at June 18, 2025 12:08 AM (K6h4I) ====== https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xJ286Fpq7Fs Posted by: Turn 2 at June 18, 2025 12:20 AM (6TlG5) 416
On the one hand, I'm glad my kids don't worry about getting vaporized in their classrooms.
On the other hand, it's much harder to sell kids who do have to worry about that a bunch of fucking tall tales about global warming, COVID, and MAGA killing them. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2025 12:21 AM (BI5O2) 417
So, that solved me the trouble of taking that shaft loose to take the stupid plastic shield off so I could regularly get to the grease fitting. These PTO shield are ridiculous. There's a way to do it right, where you can still get to it to grease it. It's possible, but a bitch. Everyone generally ends up taking them off because of it. But in this case, no attempt was made to make it possible. Oh, there was a "grease hole" in that plastic shield, but no way in hell to get a grease gun nozzle into. Some specialized nozzle might could be made just for that, but it would've been some odd shaped thing designed just to fit that particular shield and shaft geometry. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 18, 2025 12:22 AM (w6EFb) 418
I do not recall there ever being nuke drills in my town's schools. Maybe being fifteen miles removed from a SAC Boomer Base (K I Sawyer) had something to do with it. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 18, 2025 12:22 AM (Tv15w) 419
Final thought for the evening...
John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh both had the same middle name. Posted by: Diogenes at June 18, 2025 12:22 AM (W/lyH) 420
402 So, what you're saying is, during the Cuban Missile Crisis, the nuns were wasting our time by having us prepare for nuclear attack by sitting under our desks holding our geography books over our heads?
Posted by: nerdygirl --------------------------- Khrushchev was an idiot, Kennedy was a fool, that's the closest we've come to nuclear war ever. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 18, 2025 12:23 AM (Ffc+8) 421
My elementary was probably among the very last to do those nuke drills. In 1st grade, I came home after my first one, all worried about nukes. My dad told me "if the Russians hit Pittsburgh, you and everyone you know will be dead. Just hope it doesn't happen, and don't worry if it does."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice -------------- I got sent to the office for questioning...actually stating that diving under the desk wasn't going to work. School was near enough to Fairchild, AFB. Teacher asked me how I could be so sure. I replied, "I paid attention in science class." *Not publius level* Teacher sent me to the office. Must have been the tone of my voice. Posted by: scampydog at June 18, 2025 12:24 AM (41CYW) 422
419 Final thought for the evening...
John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh both had the same middle name. Posted by: Diogenes ---- See, that's why they put you in intel. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 18, 2025 12:24 AM (Ffc+8) 423
Final thought for the evening... John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh both had the same middle name. Posted by: Diogenes Along with every king or queen who were not the first to take a particular name. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 18, 2025 12:24 AM (Tv15w) 424
I have just managed to stop myself from saying, 'Put that thing down, and listen to me'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2025 12:03 AM (XeU6L) $200/hr, same as in town. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) Somebody GONNA GET RICH Posted by: Unenvious Miklos at June 18, 2025 12:25 AM (K6h4I) 425
Final thought for the evening...
John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh both had the same middle name. Posted by: Diogenes I feel just a tad bit wiser than when I woke up this morning. Thanks Mr. D. Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at June 18, 2025 12:25 AM (0EU0W) 426
Must have been the tone of my voice.
Posted by: scampydog at June 18, 2025 12:24 AM (41CYW) You could've said it in dulcet tones. You were still undermining her authoritah. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2025 12:26 AM (BI5O2) 427
Final thought for the evening...
John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh both had the same middle name. Posted by: Diogenes ---- See, that's why they put you in intel. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 18, 2025 12:24 AM (Ffc+ ![]() *** Ha! There may be some truth to that. Posted by: Diogenes at June 18, 2025 12:26 AM (W/lyH) 428
Along with every king or queen who were not the first to take a particular name.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot Ahem Posted by: King Leka-Miklos Zogu I, Rightful King of All the Albanias at June 18, 2025 12:27 AM (K6h4I) 429
I don't understand. We had nuke drills in elementary and no one GAS. Never knew one person who GAS. Ike was prezzy, we ruled the world while the loud mouth Rooskies preened.
Cuban missile crisis was a different thing. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 18, 2025 12:27 AM (Ffc+8) 430
419 Final thought for the evening...
John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh both had the same middle name. --------- Do tell. Posted by: Aethelred the Unready at June 18, 2025 12:27 AM (dDmld) Posted by: Stateless.. 32% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 18, 2025 12:28 AM (jvJvP) 432
I got sent to the office for questioning...actually stating that diving under the desk wasn't going to work. School was near enough to Fairchild, AFB. Teacher asked me how I could be so sure. I replied, "I paid attention in science class." *Not publius level* Teacher sent me to the office. Must have been the tone of my voice. Posted by: scampydog
There's a pretty direct connection between this anecdote and you ending up doing ONT posts. If your attitude had been slightly different you could have ended up being a hobo living under a railroad bridge. The good news is there's still time for that to happen. Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 18, 2025 12:29 AM (NXz8h) 433
cannonball run. screwball comedy... Idiocracy as well more recent.
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at June 18, 2025 12:30 AM (hftn9) 434
I remember doing tornado drills when I was scooted off to live with relatives in Missouri when I was a piker.
Posted by: eleven at June 18, 2025 12:32 AM (fV+MH) 435
My elementary was probably among the very last to do those nuke drills. In 1st grade, I came home after my first one, all worried about nukes. My dad told me "if the Russians hit Pittsburgh, you and everyone you know will be dead. Just hope it doesn't happen, and don't worry if it does."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2025 12:09 AM (BI5O2) Even funnier. We knew, in elementary school, we were targets and GONE if it ever happened. We were living in Norfolk and one or both of our parents were either active duty or retired. The drills were to 'calm our nerves'. To us they were a joke. We did the drills. but we knew we were gone. The Norfolk Complex of Bases, Air Stations, Camps and Forts are still on everybody's target list. Whatever the latest and greatest weapon is Norfolk, for the foreseeable future, will be a target. Posted by: RickZ at June 18, 2025 12:32 AM (gKDq2) 436
Are they still doing 'Pizza for the IDF"?
Posted by: Miklos is not entirely broke at June 18, 2025 12:10 AM (K6h4I) - I'm sure it's still on. We also have multiple grilling for the IDF orgs. I can just say that other borders are sort of on-hold until we're finished with Iran. Yet one of our pups headed out this morning in uniform and with his rifle. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 18, 2025 12:32 AM (n+rGF) 437
I have just managed to stop myself from saying, 'Put that thing down, and listen to me'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc *reconsiders if I want to have a beer with Mike Hammer at Murrells Inlet where Mickey Spillane used to go* Posted by: Miklos tries to think, but that hurts at June 18, 2025 12:32 AM (K6h4I) 438
Second year they moved us from under the desk, glass windows, out into the hall. Brick on both sides, no windows.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 18, 2025 12:33 AM (Ffc+8) 439
Second year they moved us from under the desk, glass windows, out into the hall. Brick on both sides, no windows.
Posted by: Braenyard We got shovels and had to maintain our own fox holes. Do you know how hard it is to get A bunch of second graders to dig foxholes. Easier than you think. Every Saturday morning while our parents sobered up from the Friday night before we had to go down to the school and spiff up our foxholes, we were graded on this. True story. My word is a Biden. Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 18, 2025 12:36 AM (NXz8h) 440
359 Movie I don’t feel guilty about hating - the Crying Game. “Oh look, the grieving widow of the soldier is really a tranny, what a surprise!” Barf.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2025 12:00 AM (47gcY) Great. No point in watching it now. Posted by: blaster at June 18, 2025 12:36 AM (QfvaV) 441
434 I remember doing tornado drills when I was scooted off to live with relatives in Missouri when I was a piker.
Posted by: eleven at June 18, 2025 12:32 AM (fV+MH) Earthquake drills. They were the same as Nuke drills...duck and cover, under the desk. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 18, 2025 12:36 AM (ynpvh) 442
>>>"if the Russians hit Pittsburgh, you and everyone you know will be dead.
--- That's so fatalistic. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 18, 2025 12:36 AM (Ffc+8) 443
440 359 Movie I don’t feel guilty about hating - the Crying Game. “Oh look, the grieving widow of the soldier is really a tranny, what a surprise!” Barf.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2025 12:00 AM (47gcY) Great. No point in watching it now. Posted by: blaster at June 18, 2025 12:36 AM (QfvaV) Yeah, finding out the chick...was not... Not enough eye bleach. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 18, 2025 12:37 AM (ynpvh) 444
Iran promised a "big surprise tonight" that would be "remembered for centuries".
It's now 8:00 AM Wednesday morning in Tehran. There's been no surprise of which I'm aware. Israel is still kicking the shit out of Iran. Posted by: Vizzini at June 18, 2025 12:37 AM (qpyNK) 445
Cat Snowflake is resting in a cubby hole.
Damn, she is at home here. Posted by: Stateless When Rafferty the orphan kitty's attitude gets too far over the top, I go out and grab a cardboard box from the "stuff I don't know what to do with but I might need some day" shed and bring it inside. He ends up in the box, occasionally peaking out like a ninja assassin, every time. He often falls asleep. Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at June 18, 2025 12:38 AM (0EU0W) Posted by: Project Manager Miklos at June 18, 2025 12:38 AM (K6h4I) 447
444 Iran promised a "big surprise tonight" that would be "remembered for centuries".
It's now 8:00 AM Wednesday morning in Tehran. There's been no surprise of which I'm aware. Israel is still kicking the shit out of Iran. Posted by: Vizzini at June 18, 2025 12:37 AM (qpyNK) They're dredging that well the 12th Imam is supposed to come out of... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 18, 2025 12:38 AM (ynpvh) Ministry of Silly Dances Cafe![]()
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Posted by: toby928 at June 17, 2025 08:21 PM (jc0TO) 2
I have seen that top picture in my inlaws front pasture before on a clear night.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2025 08:23 PM (fxlwR) 3
ND.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2025 08:23 PM (P9gC0) 4
My goats did NOT want to be friends with the mower.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 17, 2025 08:23 PM (ULPxl) 5
Windmills in space. Cool.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 17, 2025 08:24 PM (Q4IgG) 6
Enjoying a glass of wine and knowing that 99.999% of what happened today is not going to change my life one iota.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2025 08:24 PM (DLqye) 7
It doesn't in real life, but I always think photos of the Milky Way look like a vagina.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 17, 2025 08:24 PM (KBAIt) 8
Thank you, Ace!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2025 08:24 PM (0sNs1) 9
Anyone know where John Conner is?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2025 08:24 PM (u73oe) 10
Willowed: 422 Tomcat was cool but the F15 and F18 were peak aircraft design. Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2025 08:23 PM (A5bjg Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2025 08:24 PM (A5bjg) Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 17, 2025 08:25 PM (PiwSw) 12
g'night allayouse, ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 17, 2025 08:25 PM (/Ghsb) 13
Tortoises don't know sht about pursuit angles.
Posted by: eleven at June 17, 2025 08:26 PM (fV+MH) 14
I have seen that top picture in my inlaws front pasture before on a clear night.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2025 08:23 PM (fxlwR) ————— Your in laws hung a picture in their front pasture? Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2025 08:26 PM (u73oe) 15
11 AlaBAMA,
Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone. Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 17, 2025 08:25 PM (PiwSw THANKYOU! I couldn't remember that one. I need to rewatch that and Tank Girl. Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2025 08:26 PM (A5bjg) 16
Your in laws hung a picture in their front pasture?
Posted by: Duke Lowell Walked right into that one. 🤦🏻♂️ Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2025 08:27 PM (fxlwR) 17
I'm looking for the man that shot my paw.
Posted by: just the punchline at June 17, 2025 08:27 PM (2yoRf) 18
Evening.
Insty linked a Twatter with a rumor that MackMood Imadinnerjacket was killed in Tehran. If that's true than good fucking riddance. Enjoy the barbed cock of Satan, you fucking bastard. Anyway... Ayatollah dead yet? Posted by: Robert at June 17, 2025 08:28 PM (4jjip) 19
Erin Go Braless Posted by: Soothsayer at June 17, 2025 08:28 PM (dNwZ7) 20
Florida strikes first.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2025 08:31 PM (u73oe) 21
For those of you with cats, how do you handle feeding?
In winter when they were outdoor cats, I kept Trumpy and Snowflake so fed, their weight increased 50%. Snowflake blew up to 12 pounds. Snowflake is back and staying inside. I think I have to weigh her food and feed her twice a day. Posted by: Stateless.. 32% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 17, 2025 08:32 PM (jvJvP) 22
Thanks in advance...
Posted by: Stateless.. 32% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 17, 2025 08:34 PM (jvJvP) 23
Ace, if you need a filler thread this week, surviving a nuclear apocalypse prepper thread.
Food prep: top AI recipes for hobo and squirrel jerky. Movies/shows: Dr. Strangelove, Chernobyl, The Babushkas of Chernobyl, Fallout, The Day After, Rogue One, Blast from the Past, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. House Prep: how to cram enough shelves for Val-U-Rite and whiskey into your fallout shelter without collapsing them. Posted by: LizLem at June 17, 2025 08:34 PM (Eng1Z) 24
Erin Go Braless
Posted by: Soothsayer ===== Pantless, braless. As long as she keeps commenting I'm good. Posted by: From about That Time at June 17, 2025 08:37 PM (n4GiU) 25
@23 Filler thread movie addition: Failsafe
House Prep: Safely storing bottles to deal with shocks and aftershocks. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 17, 2025 08:37 PM (S/Y4j) 26
Go ahead, assholes, nuke us. Maybe it'll make this damned rain stop for a few hours at least.
Seriously I haven't seen the sun since March. Come on. Do us a favor, nutbags. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 17, 2025 08:37 PM (BcT2b) 27
Space hunter has the great Michael Ironside as the bad guy.I remember seeing it in the theater, the 1980's 3d resurgence.
Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2025 08:37 PM (YwEeS) 28
I let them open feed. They get wet food once a day and I leave kibble out. If Snowflake seems to be chowing down too much, just put the kibble up at a certain time.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 17, 2025 08:37 PM (AcTAo) 29
Best apocalypse movie is " The Book of Eli".
Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2025 08:37 PM (DLqye) 30
Biden appointed federal judge issues order blocking Trump administration’s policy of requiring individuals use their biological sex on passports.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2025 08:38 PM (u73oe) 31
It doesn't in real life, but I always think photos of the Milky Way look like a vagina.
Posted by: BurtTC Okay, I'll bite - what do Georgia O'Keefe paintings look like? Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2025 08:38 PM (cYBz/) 32
You may think that baby is cute, but he's an isolationist.
Posted by: wat at June 17, 2025 08:38 PM (Dk542) 33
🏳️🌈 🇵🇸 politics critiquer #bensonorbust @Politics_1999
Replying to @joma_gc @LinkofSunshine It’s ok when we institute reconstruction 2.0 you will be forcibly reeducated until you renounce your cancerous ways Jun 18, 2025 · 12:24 AM UTC x.com/Politics_1999/status/1935131429505032510 Posted by: gKWVE at June 17, 2025 08:38 PM (gKWVE) 34
So is the lack of this evening’s projected Armageddon going to deprive me of my hookup with Solomia Maievska?
Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 08:38 PM (77rzZ) 35
My cats are not the type to over eat so i have bowls of food out all the time plus i give wet at mealtimes. You can look up to see if your cats are overweight -- the ones you have may just be working back to natural weight. You should be able to just feel the ribcage.
12 pounds is not too bad for a normal male cat, or even a female tho they are lighter than males by a few pounds. For wet a small 3.5 oz or a bit less per meal is about what mine eat per cat. 2 meals a day. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 08:39 PM (8avO+) 36
31 It doesn't in real life, but I always think photos of the Milky Way look like a vagina.
Posted by: BurtTC Okay, I'll bite - what do Georgia O'Keefe paintings look like? Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2025 08:38 PM (cYBz/) Twix. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 17, 2025 08:39 PM (BcT2b) 37
9 Anyone know where John Conner is?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2025 08:24 PM (u73oe) Shouldn't he be around 40 by now? He should be with his wife in a bunker near Vegas somewhere by now. Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 17, 2025 08:39 PM (6ydKt) 38
Videos
Posted by: Accomack at June 17, 2025 08:40 PM (FqNtp) 39
Oh, I guess I should say that I use those little ramkins, that you might bake an egg in, to hold kibble. So they have access to a little less than a cup of kibble.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 17, 2025 08:40 PM (AcTAo) 40
28 I let them open feed. They get wet food once a day and I leave kibble out. If Snowflake seems to be chowing down too much, just put the kibble up at a certain time.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 17, 2025 08:37 PM (AcTAo) Thanks. I'll also keep weighing her a couple of times a week like a pageant Mom. I don't know what's happening long term... Posted by: Stateless.. 32% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 17, 2025 08:40 PM (jvJvP) 41
I let them open feed. They get wet food once a day and I leave kibble out. If Snowflake seems to be chowing down too much, just put the kibble up at a certain time.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 17, 2025 08:37 PM (AcTAo) or use smaller bowls for the free feeding instead of measuring. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 08:40 PM (8avO+) 42
Go ahead, assholes, nuke us. Maybe it'll make this damned rain stop for a few hours at least.
-------- Who'll stop the rain?? Wet March here but a dry June so far. It's coldish at night though so the lawns have only started browning a few days ago. Posted by: andycanuck at June 17, 2025 08:41 PM (2yoRf) 43
30 Biden appointed federal judge issues order blocking Trump administration’s policy of requiring individuals use their biological sex on passports.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2025 08:38 PM (u73oe) ---- Easy fix. At passport station, if the person's sex is obviously not what the passport says, just tell it the passport is invalid. Posted by: Ciampino - Do not pass port at June 17, 2025 08:41 PM (sPQoU) 44
" I always think photos of the Milky Way look like a vagina.
Posted by: BurtTC" Photos always make my sword look bigger too. Posted by: Orion at June 17, 2025 08:42 PM (vFG9F) 45
12 pounds is not too bad for a normal male cat, or even a female tho they are lighter than males by a few pounds. For wet a small 3.5 oz or a bit less per meal is about what mine eat per cat. 2 meals a day.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 08:39 PM (8avO+) Very good to know. Thank you for the information. Posted by: Stateless.. 32% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 17, 2025 08:42 PM (jvJvP) 46
My cats get wet food only and you know what I don't have? Hairball pukes, blockages or coat problems.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2025 08:43 PM (DLqye) 47
30 Biden appointed federal judge issues order blocking Trump administration’s policy of requiring individuals use their biological sex on passports.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2025 08:38 PM (u73oe) At a certain point, we're going to have to take some of these jerkoffs out of their chambers and say "That ruling was officially so stupid that EVERY ruling you have ever made in your entire career is now vacated and you are hereby prohibited from ever having anything to do with the judicial system ever again." Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 17, 2025 08:44 PM (BcT2b) 48
Thanks.
I'll also keep weighing her a couple of times a week like a pageant Mom. I don't know what's happening long term... Posted by: Stateless.. 32% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 17, 2025 08:40 PM (jvJvP) As an ex stray she might have a psychologic thing and eat whatever she can find as fast as possible. If so, youll have to limit how much is out there to consume at any one time. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 08:44 PM (8avO+) 49
Hey, Stateless. Hope you are well.
Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 08:44 PM (77rzZ) 50
Perverts can argue about gender being a "social construct," but one's sex is inarguable. If a form asks what Sex you are, you list male or female, according to your biology. Posted by: Soothsayer at June 17, 2025 08:45 PM (dNwZ7) Posted by: Zombie Burgess Meredith at June 17, 2025 08:46 PM (63Dwl) Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 17, 2025 08:46 PM (Zmeii) 53
My cats get wet food only and you know what I don't have? Hairball pukes, blockages or coat problems.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2025 08:43 PM (DLqye) Wet helps them get the water they need to head off Kidney issues. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 08:46 PM (8avO+) 54
For those of you with cats, how do you handle feeding? Posted by: Stateless ================== Leave water and dry food out all the time. My cat only eats dry food, so it's easy. If they like wet food, just give it to them whenever they want. Let them get fat, so what? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2025 08:47 PM (wbZPZ) 55
I was thinking about the reports that Khamenei is very confused and anguished about the fact that Israel has been kicking Iran's ass.
Well, you idiot, it's because you're putting your faith in a medieval fantasy. Posted by: Archimedes at June 17, 2025 08:47 PM (s8j++) 56
@51, I saw that episode of TZ.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2025 08:47 PM (DLqye) 57
39 Oh, I guess I should say that I use those little ramkins, that you might bake an egg in, to hold kibble. So they have access to a little less than a cup of kibble.
------ Like Dr Niles Crane's greyhound that looks like Maris?? https://tinyurl.com/3dtuuchb photo Posted by: andycanuck at June 17, 2025 08:48 PM (2yoRf) 58
My two cats get dry in the morning and a can of wet in the evening.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 08:48 PM (BNLtx) 59
Octopus using its camouflage.
Did you hear about the octopus who stole a 64-count box of Crayola crayons? He exploded. Posted by: grade-school mikeski at June 17, 2025 08:49 PM (DgGvY) 60
Ahmedinejad's finest moment was when he went on a mullah apologia tour around American colleges to preach his "antizionist" bilge. At some point he claimed there were no gays in Iran.
He got booed by the leftists he was trying to court. Anyway, in Gehenna, he's really not going to like Thursdays. Posted by: gKWVE at June 17, 2025 08:50 PM (gKWVE) 61
Leave water and dry food out all the time. My cat only eats dry food, so it's easy.
If they like wet food, just give it to them whenever they want. Let them get fat, so what? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2025 08:47 PM (wbZPZ She really only eats dry food too. Technically, she is not my cat so I'd like to keep her about her current weight. Posted by: Stateless.. 32% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 17, 2025 08:50 PM (jvJvP) 62
It doesn't in real life, but I always think photos of the Milky Way look like a vagina.
Posted by: BurtTC -- Funny, it looks like a halved and roasted artichoke to me. Oh, wait... Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at June 17, 2025 08:50 PM (wzAuc) Posted by: RAWMUSLGLUTES at June 17, 2025 08:51 PM (gKWVE) 64
Technically, she is not my cat so I'd like to keep her about her current weight.
Posted by: Stateless.. 32% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 17, 2025 08:50 PM (jvJvP) But, technically, you are her human. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 17, 2025 08:51 PM (on8Xq) 65
My two cats get dry in the morning and a can of wet in the evening.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 08:48 PM (BNLtx) One of mine only rarely eats the meals of wet food. He feeds from the dry bowls about the house. My other cats will nibble the wet dishes and let any latecomers get food too. They will share a larger plate too. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 08:51 PM (8avO+) 66
49 Hey, Stateless. Hope you are well.
Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 08:44 PM (77rzZ I am cautiously optimistic. I hope you are well too. Posted by: Stateless.. 32% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 17, 2025 08:52 PM (jvJvP) 67
Yes, the ramekins look like that. It's more important to give wet food to neutered males to prevent urinary blockage. But my inside cat is 14 and has had teeth removed so she gets wet too.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 17, 2025 08:53 PM (AcTAo) 68
66 Stateless, I’m OK. Thanks.
Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 08:54 PM (77rzZ) 69
But, technically, you are her human.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 17, 2025 08:51 PM (on8Xq She does come up and sleeps with me and the dog various times at night. Posted by: Stateless.. 32% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 17, 2025 08:54 PM (jvJvP) 70
I have forgotten how mischievous those kittehs can be.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 17, 2025 08:55 PM (RIvkX) 71
And the stray that is auditioning to be my new cat is a male. Will make it easier to get him fixed anyway.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 17, 2025 08:55 PM (AcTAo) 72
The priciest dry cat food contains barley and sorghum. Tell me they would pick that on their own?
Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2025 08:55 PM (DLqye) 73
Dot got a bath today to release her, so to speak, from the stigma of being in season. And Diana went in to the doggie chiropractor for us to consult about the path forward after her MRI. Unfortunately it looks like a chronic problem we can only mitigate, not cure. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2025 08:55 PM (QnmlO) 74
Yes, the ramekins look like that. It's more important to give wet food to neutered males to prevent urinary blockage. But my inside cat is 14 and has had teeth removed so she gets wet too.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 17, 2025 08:53 PM (AcTAo) I remember when a cat got most of the teeth pulled and came home from the vet, woozy and all and started eating the dry before I could even open a can of wet. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 08:55 PM (8avO+) 75
my new cat is a male. Will make it easier to get him fixed anyway.
Posted by: Notsothoreau Or more accurately - "broken". Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2025 08:56 PM (cYBz/) 76
My cats get wet food only and you know what I don't have? Hairball pukes, blockages or coat problems. Posted by: Ben Had Hi Ben Had! MegaRoy open / free grazes on about a cup of dry food per 24 hour period, he also gets about half a foil packet of bisque wet food mixed with a 1/4 teaspoon of clear fiber and a dose (1x day) of probiotic. He's a big boy at 16.5 pounds, but he's a Maine Coon and that is kinda smallish for the breed. Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 17, 2025 08:56 PM (MsrgL) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2025 08:56 PM (QnmlO) 78
The priciest dry cat food contains barley and sorghum. Tell me they would pick that on their own?
Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2025 08:55 PM (DLqye) Well my cats do choose huge pine needles and grass blades to chew on. They might be tiny cows. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 08:56 PM (8avO+) Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 08:57 PM (77rzZ) 80
🏳️🌈 🇵🇸 politics critiquer #bensonorbust @Politics_1999
Replying to @joma_gc @LinkofSunshine It’s ok when we institute reconstruction 2.0 you will be forcibly reeducated until you renounce your cancerous ways Jun 18, 2025 · 12:24 AM UTC x.com/Politics_1999/status/1935131429505032510 Posted by: gKWVE at June 17, 2025 08:38 PM (gKWVE) No doubt they envision it looking like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS8c6hLj7uA And this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZLGj6BV1Os Posted by: LizLem at June 17, 2025 08:57 PM (Eng1Z) 81
So Ray Miland, in "Panic in Year Zero!", just bought $192.03 worth of groceries from the old man's store so they could ride out the nuclear war.
This was in 1962. That would be exactly $2024.51 in 2025 dollars. No wonder the old man was so happy... for a few hours anyhow. Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 17, 2025 08:57 PM (6ydKt) Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 17, 2025 08:58 PM (zZu0s) 83
Turtle takes on a dog. Winner: Dog. Flawless Victory.
WWF announcer: "Dog, what do you call that finishing move?" Dog: "A souplex." Posted by: mikeski at June 17, 2025 08:58 PM (DgGvY) 84
Oldcat, every stray that showed up here shat crickets and grasshoppers.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2025 08:59 PM (DLqye) 85
She does come up and sleeps with me and the dog various times at night.
Posted by: Stateless.. ===== What you've got there is a trusting pet. Like it or not, intentional or not, the cat has decided you're cool. Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 17, 2025 08:59 PM (8AONa) 86
I fed Taste of the Wild Trout and Salmon or the venison/ salmon. I usually alternate. They are grain free. There are some odd ingredients but no sweetners. Fanny is allergic to chicken, so I try and stick with fish based.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 17, 2025 08:59 PM (AcTAo) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2025 09:00 PM (QnmlO) 88
Bif, hugs to you and Smash. My boy kitty weights in at 20 lbs of muscle.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2025 09:01 PM (DLqye) 89
Oldcat, every stray that showed up here shat crickets and grasshoppers.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2025 08:59 PM (DLqye) Us boys used to catch the big locust hoppers and feed them to the male cat Tigger while the sisters ran away from the crunching sound. Around here its more lizards and the odd rodent or bird. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 09:01 PM (8avO+) 90
I'm feeding two strays as well and they really don't eat that much kibble. It seems I also fed the neighbor's chocolate lab when it got loose today. Saw it on the game cam. And the grackles eat cat food, but less since the mulberries got ripe
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 17, 2025 09:04 PM (AcTAo) 91
I'm making a 21 ingredient Gumbo tomorrow but there's no Okra in it. My wife's first comment will be "Where's the Okra?' Posted by: Auspex at June 17, 2025 09:05 PM (j4U/Z) 92
Turtle fucked around and found out.
Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2025 09:05 PM (YwEeS) 93
Enough with the cat talk already.
Boobs! Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 08:57 PM (77rzZ) Tittles! Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 17, 2025 09:06 PM (S/Y4j) Posted by: man at June 17, 2025 09:07 PM (tubbA) 95
I can’t wait to see the turf war in the Trump admin between the Ministry of Silly Dances and the Ministry of Silly Little Hats.
Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 09:07 PM (77rzZ) 96
I love Prometheus. Never has a movie put me to sleep faster.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2025 09:09 PM (DLqye) 97
Wonderful. Something called the Asian longhorn tick has been found in our little corner of Michigan.
'Asian' . . . . Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 17, 2025 09:10 PM (8AONa) 98
@Faytuks
1h The Khojir Missile Production Complex southeast of Tehran has been struck by Israeli strikes tonight, causing a huge fire Coords: 35°41'37.14"N 51°36'40.27"E Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 17, 2025 09:10 PM (Ffc+8) 99
What you've got there is a trusting pet. Like it or not, intentional or not, the cat has decided you're cool.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 17, 2025 08:59 PM (8AONa) Thanks so much. I love her too... Posted by: Stateless.. 32% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 17, 2025 09:12 PM (jvJvP) 100
Asian ticks and carp in Michigan seems like a pattern.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2025 09:12 PM (DLqye) 101
Incredible no-fear/no-harm relationship between babies and dogs.
I'm not a parent. Does anyone know how babies react to wild animals? Are the babies innocently trusting and fascinated? Posted by: Gref at June 17, 2025 09:12 PM (aBgBM) 102
Iran has unleashed their ultimate weapon. It's this actual New York Post headline:
Barbra Streisand ‘can’t remember’ if she ‘actually had penetration’ with Warren Beatty Trump needs to open up the strategic brain bleach reserve, pronto. Posted by: Ian S. at June 17, 2025 09:13 PM (jbPJz) 103
Asian ticks and carp in Michigan seems like a pattern.
Posted by: Ben Had ==== And the Ash Borer. Grumble grumble Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 17, 2025 09:14 PM (8AONa) 104
97 Wonderful. Something called the Asian longhorn tick has been found in our little corner of Michigan.
'Asian' . . . . Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 17, 2025 09:10 PM (8AONa Outside of shooting range of Detroit? Where my late Mother grew up..... Posted by: Stateless.. 32% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 17, 2025 09:14 PM (jvJvP) 105
> The Khojir Missile Production Complex southeast of Tehran has been struck by Israeli strikes tonight, causing a huge fire
Coords: 35°41'37.14"N 51°36'40.27"E -------- Imagine the Horde with their own ballistic missiles. Such.... well, we all know what it'd be. Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 17, 2025 09:15 PM (Q4IgG) 106
Gref, the fastest way to disarm an aggressive or uncertain animal is to get below their eye level.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2025 09:16 PM (DLqye) 107
Outside of shooting range of Detroit?
Where my late Mother grew up..... Posted by: Stateless.. ===== Southwest corner, 3 hours or so west of Motown. "Refugee" refers to leaving that area as the auto industry did one of their meltdowns. Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 17, 2025 09:18 PM (8AONa) 108
Imagine the Horde with their own ballistic missiles.
Such.... well, we all know what it'd be. Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 17, 2025 09:15 PM (Q4IgG) We would be serious threats to enemies. Weasel's long-range shooting tutorial teaches just about everything you need to know to hit targets with a ballistic projectile at any range. Posted by: Gref at June 17, 2025 09:19 PM (aBgBM) 109
Babies laughing is the sweetest sound.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 17, 2025 09:19 PM (mxvzO) 110
If Iran had a bomb they would have blown themselves up by now.
Posted by: jsg at June 17, 2025 09:19 PM (GrEml) 111
The bomb....
Posted by: jsg at June 17, 2025 09:19 PM (GrEml) 112
106 Gref, the fastest way to disarm an aggressive or uncertain animal is to get below their eye level.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2025 09:16 PM (DLqye) Thanks for the tip. I will not forget this. Posted by: Gref at June 17, 2025 09:21 PM (aBgBM) 113
I just saw a firefly- in the middle of rain. You'd think they would not fly.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 17, 2025 09:22 PM (CA3k/) 114
78 The priciest dry cat food contains barley and sorghum.
I don’t feed dry food at all to my cats, but some grains for cats are okay. As you know, they aren’t carnivores. The are obligate omnivores, so they would get veggies and grains in a whole prey diet. Mine get canned and raw. I would prefer sorghum in my dog food as a grain over pea fiber and wood filler. I spend a boat load of money on cat food and now dog food. Yet village dogs are out there eating scraps and doing fine, lol. Posted by: Piper at June 17, 2025 09:23 PM (p4NUW) 115
106 Gref, the fastest way to disarm an aggressive or uncertain animal is to get below their eye level.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2025 09:16 PM (DLqye) I've never heard that before but I have heard not to stare at a predator. I just had a coyote here about a month ago killing chickens and my husband was after it on one side of the house and I didn't know it and reacted by screaming at it and chasing it away and that monster coyote came back and stared me down. I didn't move because by then I figured out my husband was on it and I wanted him to take care of it. He only got one shot and he missed but he chased that thing for two miles. He was a bold one and he killed 6 chickens that day. Posted by: CaliGirl at June 17, 2025 09:23 PM (mxvzO) 116
What. No UTM grids?
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2025 09:24 PM (P9gC0) 117
"Refugee" refers to leaving that area as the auto industry did one of their meltdowns.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 17, 2025 09:18 PM (8AONa) My Mom's family fled in the 1980's when asshole Coleman Young, rot in hell, made the city uncomfortable for whites and caused the 'White Flight.' But the city has been a Paradise since then..... Posted by: Stateless.. 32% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 17, 2025 09:24 PM (jvJvP) 118
113 I just saw a firefly- in the middle of rain. You'd think they would not fly.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 17, 2025 09:22 PM (CA3k/) Why does that sound like an Artist formerly known as Prince Song lyric? Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2025 09:24 PM (mP0Kj) 119
Col. Nathan McCormack, the Levant and Egypt branch chief removed from the Joint Chiefs of Staff’s J5 planning directorate.
https://tinyurl.com/mr2jj2ws Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 17, 2025 09:26 PM (Ffc+8) 120
It's a warm night in Michigan, my neighbor just called and wants to smoke down the last of his Garcia Vega Robustos and drink bourbon on my back deck. Damn the ticks and to hell with Iranian surprises. Posted by: Auspex at June 17, 2025 09:27 PM (j4U/Z) 121
Posted by: Piper at June 17, 2025 09:23 PM (p4NUW)
Hi Piper! Once my living situation is stable, I'll be better able to decide on all this other stuff. Right now, they are happy and alive... Posted by: Stateless.. 32% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 17, 2025 09:28 PM (jvJvP) 122
My Mom's family fled in the 1980's when asshole Coleman Young, rot in hell, made the city uncomfortable for whites and caused the 'White Flight.'
But the city has been a Paradise since then..... Posted by: Stateless.. 32% ===== That guy. What a piece of work. Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 17, 2025 09:28 PM (8AONa) 123
Why does that sound like an Artist formerly known as Prince Song lyric?
Posted by: Romeo13 He changed his name back, and then ODed, so he's "the Former Artist formerly known as formerly known as Prince." Posted by: mikeski at June 17, 2025 09:29 PM (DgGvY) 124
Damn the ticks and to hell with Iranian surprises.
Posted by: Auspex at June 17, 2025 09:27 PM (j4U/Z) Have fun! I hang with my friend Thursday. Posted by: Stateless.. 32% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 17, 2025 09:29 PM (jvJvP) 125
G’night, All.
Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 09:30 PM (77rzZ) Posted by: Stateless.. 32% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 17, 2025 09:31 PM (jvJvP) 127
Thanks, Stateless. You, too.
Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 09:31 PM (77rzZ) 128
121 Posted by: Piper at June 17, 2025 09:23 PM (p4NUW)
Hi Piper! Once my living situation is stable, I'll be better able to decide on all this other stuff. Right now, they are happy and alive... Posted by: Stateless.. 32% - mental state clawing up from Hi stateless! And they are doing better than any dig and cat without a home, so you are doing a great job. I am just crazy with this stuff lol. Posted by: Piper at June 17, 2025 09:36 PM (pZEOD) Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 17, 2025 09:37 PM (S/Y4j) 130
Imagine the Horde with their own ballistic missiles.
Such.... well, we all know what it'd be. Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 17, 2025 09:15 PM (Q4IgG) We would be serious threats to enemies. Weasel's long-range shooting tutorial teaches just about everything you need to know to hit targets with a ballistic projectile at any range. Posted by: Gref at June 17, 2025 09:19 PM You know we would disappoint him with insufficient attention to fundamentals. Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2025 09:37 PM (0sNs1) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 17, 2025 09:37 PM (Ffc+8) 132
You know what is natural to a carnivorous animal? They don't eat everyday.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2025 09:40 PM (DLqye) 133
We wants Presdent obama back now. Trump is going to gets all of killed. Let's gets rid of that steped constitution thing and impeech Trump and makes Presdent Obama are leeder fprever.
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at June 17, 2025 09:40 PM (q/j2W) 134
You know we would disappoint him with insufficient attention to fundamentals.
Posted by: Duncanthrax At least missiles aren't prone to wobbly-shit issues. Posted by: mikeski at June 17, 2025 09:41 PM (DgGvY) 135
We would be serious threats to enemies. Weasel's long-range shooting tutorial teaches just about everything you need to know to hit targets with a ballistic projectile at any range.
Posted by: Gref at June 17, 2025 09:19 PM You know we would disappoint him with insufficient attention to fundamentals. Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2025 09:37 PM (0sNs1) ---- I think most of us would sit back in awe as the 'Ettes took care of business. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 17, 2025 09:41 PM (GlyvH) 136
Barbra Streisand ‘can’t remember’ if she ‘actually had penetration’ with Warren Beatty
Trump needs to open up the strategic brain bleach reserve, pronto. Posted by: Ian S. We need common sense penetration control!! Wise counsel for all of us. Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2025 09:41 PM (cYBz/) 137
Sometimes the Great Big News stories don't seem to matter compared to the current day in the life.
Posted by: mindful webworker - satisfaction guaranteed at June 17, 2025 09:43 PM (agX+n) 138
Babs banged Beatty like an ape.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at June 17, 2025 09:43 PM (dR6yv) Posted by: Ministry of stackingthings on top of other things at June 17, 2025 09:44 PM (m0WlR) 140
130 Imagine the Horde with their own ballistic missiles
Those bugs in Michigan would be so screwed. Overkill? Sure! But we have freaking ballistic missiles! Posted by: Stateless.. 32% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 17, 2025 09:46 PM (jvJvP) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2025 09:50 PM (QnmlO) 142
I think most of us would sit back in awe as the 'Ettes took care of business.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 17, 2025 09:41 PM (GlyvH) Based on my reading of past threads, the supply would be quickly exhausted by AtC firing one every time she saw a spider. Posted by: Dr. T at June 17, 2025 09:52 PM (jGGMD) 143
>>> 130 Imagine the Horde with their own ballistic missiles.
Such.... well, we all know what it'd be. Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 17, 2025 09:15 PM (Q4IgG) We would be serious threats to enemies. Weasel's long-range shooting tutorial teaches just about everything you need to know to hit targets with a ballistic projectile at any range. Posted by: Gref at June 17, 2025 09:19 PM You know we would disappoint him with insufficient attention to fundamentals. Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2025 09:37 PM (0sNs1) Is it ok as long as we have *no* wobbly shit? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 17, 2025 09:52 PM (ULPxl) 144
Cats are carnivores. Sugars and starches are incidental to their diet.
https://www.foodfurlife.com/ the-natural-diet-of-the-cat.html#/ Posted by: Ciampino - Do not pass grass at June 17, 2025 09:54 PM (sPQoU) 145
Imagine the Horde with their own ballistic missiles.
Such.... well, we all know what it'd be. Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 17, 2025 09:15 PM (Q4IgG) ___________________________ I'd like to go on record to say that I do not believe this is a good idea. Although....there would be fewer trolls in the comments. But, the true problem would come from the weekend garden thread. I've seen what envy can do to people. One moment, a lovely plot of healthy tomato plants. The next a smoking crater of...well, ....nothing. Posted by: Orson at June 17, 2025 09:57 PM (dIske) 146
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Hi, Doc I saw Hawley on FOX News tonight. Made me SOOO glad McCaskill is now a seldom seen MSNBC commentator. Ditto (cubed!) with Thune and Daschle. Posted by: mnw at June 17, 2025 09:57 PM (kd60y) 147
144 Cats are carnivores. Sugars and starches are incidental to their diet.
https://www.foodfurlife.com/ the-natural-diet-of-the-cat.html#/ Posted by: Ciampino - Do not pass grass at June 17, 2025 09:54 PM (sPQoU Thank you. I'll look into this later. Posted by: Stateless.. 32% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 17, 2025 09:58 PM (jvJvP) 148
I wish I could buy a bushel of wild cats and release them in my yard. You know, for rodent control. Posted by: Soothsayer at June 17, 2025 09:58 PM (dtvVE) 149
Bananas out for Harambe
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 17, 2025 09:58 PM (wXs61) 150
We would be serious threats to enemies. Weasel's long-range shooting tutorial teaches just about everything you need to know to hit targets with a ballistic projectile at any range.
Posted by: Gref at June 17, 2025 09:19 PM You know we would disappoint him with insufficient attention to fundamentals. Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2025 09:37 PM (0sNs1) ---- I think most of us would sit back in awe as the 'Ettes took care of business. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 17, 2025 09:41 PM (GlyvH) You know Ben Had probably wouldn't allow a clinic in the TxMoMe, right? Or am I completely wrong? Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 17, 2025 09:59 PM (S/Y4j) 151
I saw Hawley on FOX News tonight. Made me SOOO glad McCaskill is now a seldom seen MSNBC commentator.
Ditto (cubed!) with Thune and Daschle. Posted by: mnw at June 17, 2025 09:57 PM (kd60y) Hey, mnw I was willing to write off all the rest of the 2018 elections as long as we got that harpy out of the Senate. I worked on the 2006 reelection campaign for Jim Talent, so I always took her being there personally. Posted by: Dr. T at June 17, 2025 10:00 PM (jGGMD) 152
>>> 150
== You know Ben Had probably wouldn't allow a clinic in the TxMoMe, right? Or am I completely wrong? Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 17, 2025 09:59 PM (S/Y4j) The best way to find out is to come to the TX MoMee. ....say, have I mentioned this year will be the *tenth* TX MoMee??? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 17, 2025 10:00 PM (ULPxl) 153
Barbra Streisand ‘can’t remember’ if she ‘actually had penetration’ with Warren Beatty
Trump needs to open up the strategic brain bleach reserve, pronto. Posted by: Ian S. Warren Beatty sure as hell won't remember with all the tail he's had. Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 17, 2025 10:00 PM (sAmhv) Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 17, 2025 10:00 PM (ULPxl) 155
I always think photos of the Milky Way look like a vagina.
Posted by: BurtTC I know what you mean. Who keeps posting these dirty pictures all over the internet? Posted by: Bombadil at June 17, 2025 10:00 PM (MX0bI) 156
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Posted by: four seasons at June 17, 2025 10:00 PM (3ek7K) 157
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Posted by: Ciampino - Do not pass grass at June 17, 2025 10:01 PM (sPQoU) 158
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Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2025 10:02 PM (DLqye) Iran Threatens a "Surprise the World Will Remember for Centuries" TonightI don't want to be alarmist, but what they seem to be hinting at is dropping a nuke. Breaking911They also posted a video of a hand stroking a nuclear warhead.
When a nation led by Islamist lunatics says they are going to launch a nuke, that's not something you can just write off as rhetoric. No doubt, Israeli and American forces are on high alert, and all possible countermeasures are ready to be used. This does seem to put to bed the idea claimed by isolationists that the entire case against Iran is manufactured and that they had no intention of developing a nuclear weapon. As the vice president, who is the furthest thing from a warhawk, explained on Tuesday, the intelligence they've seen is clear, and even if it weren't, there is no other reasonable explanation for the levels of enrichment Iran has sought and achieved.I do not understand the near-religious commitment of the Neopaulites to the idea that Iran just wants to be left alone and if we just leave them alone they'll leave us alone. They've been directing terrorist attacks against us for 46 years, and have repeatedly vowed to destroy "The Great Satan." They also believe that the 12th Mahdi will only arise after Iran proves itself worthy be defeating the West. Let's pray it doesn't come to that. My guess is that this is an 11th hour bluff from a regime that is falling and desperately needs the US to retrain Israel to save it. But I'm nowhere near certain of that. They might be planning on packing all of their enriched uranium into warheads and hitting Israel and US bases with highly radioactive dirty bombs. JD Vance is positioning himself as a Neopaulite, against military action in nearly all if not all circumstances, but he's weighed in: Iran has no plausible reason for enriching uranium to nuclear-bomb-grade except for producing a nuclear bomb. JD VanceNaturally occurring uranium comes in a lot of different atomic weights. Some of these isotopes are not suitable for a bomb. Only a couple can be used in a bomb. "Enrichment" consists of increasing the fraction of the highly unstable isotopes in uranium so that it can be detonated in a nuclear explosion. Power-producing reactors do not need uranium to be so high in heavy unstable isotopes. Only bombs do. Iran is lying when they claim they just want to enrich uranium up to bomb-grade just to power their reactors. Reactors do not require enriched uranium. Only bombs do. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
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Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 17, 2025 07:23 PM (GYt5+) 4
I doubt it
Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2025 07:24 PM (YwEeS) 5
Good thing I stocked up on bottle caps.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2025 07:25 PM (A5bjg) 6
I checked it's almost 3 am in Tehran, do they mean tomorrow?
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 17, 2025 07:25 PM (v2VfP) 7
Well my days of not taking this seriously have definitely come to a middle.
Posted by: Don't like it. Nope. at June 17, 2025 07:25 PM (TbWk/) 8
This is very sad.
And I was going to report that today AoS HQ finally overtook the weather website as #3 on my browser "most visited website" listing. Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at June 17, 2025 07:26 PM (AFyB2) 9
The alarmists on social media are simultaneously shitting themselves and whacking' it
Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2025 07:26 PM (YwEeS) 10
Surprise, surprise!
Posted by: Gomer Pyle at June 17, 2025 07:26 PM (e5NfL) 11
Maybe a "dirty" bomb, or several, launched via missile so that the destruction of the missile spreads radiation all over Tel Aviv.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 17, 2025 07:26 PM (Hw6WF) 12
It's on like Donkey Kong.
Posted by: wth at June 17, 2025 07:26 PM (v0R5T) 13
Good thing I stocked up on bottle caps.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2025 07:25 PM (A5bjg) IYKYK Posted by: Thumbs up! at June 17, 2025 07:26 PM (TbWk/) 14
looks like a 81/82 mm mortar round. Not a nuke at all. Dumbass wouldn't be stroking in like it's his boifreins penis.
Posted by: KwaK! at June 17, 2025 07:27 PM (89Sog) 15
I do not understand the near-religious commitment of the Neopaulites to the idea that Iran just wants to be left alone and if we just leave them alone they'll leave us alone. They've been directing terrorist attacks against us for 46 years, and have repeatedly vowed to destroy "The Great Satan."
They also believe that the 12th Mahdi will only arise after Iran proves itself worthy be defeating the West. Let's pray it doesn't come to that - Ace Do you think a regime change is gonna stop the crazy? Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2025 07:27 PM (A5bjg) 16
Love this X account, whoever is running it.
The Mossad: Satirical and Awesome @TheMossadIL · 5h UPDATE: We have just granted the United States permission to use Iranian airspace. ________________________________ And this is how they responded to Iran's big surprise announcement earlier: The Mossad: Satirical and Awesome @TheMossadIL You know when they promise they'll go all night but only last 20 seconds? You know what I'm talking about, ladies. Posted by: beckster at June 17, 2025 07:27 PM (NLtte) 17
That's a really gay video for a country without homosexuals.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 17, 2025 07:28 PM (v2VfP) 18
Doctor Strange Mullah?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 07:28 PM (BNLtx) Posted by: Stateless.. 32% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 17, 2025 07:28 PM (jvJvP) 20
I think there was credible enough intelligence that the regime had one functional nuke and that is the reason for all the resources being deployed.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2025 07:28 PM (DLqye) 21
The idea of the effect of dirty bombs is greatly overestimated.
Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2025 07:29 PM (YwEeS) 22
This business will get out of control, it will get out of control and we will be lucky to live through it.
Posted by: Admiral Josh Painter at June 17, 2025 07:29 PM (e5NfL) 23
When your enemy who has sworn to kill you for the last several decades threatens you by insinuating they're gonna nuke you, it'd be best to kill them. All of them.
And a bunch of their enablers and supporters pour encourager les autres... Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 17, 2025 07:29 PM (3Ope8) 24
Not nearly as important as Iran dropping a nuke, but to add to a topic from the last thread...
Besides his resignation as senator, there have also been calls to excommunicate Mike Lee from his religion because of one clever but crass tweet, "Night of the living Waltz." So it's gotten really heated. Posted by: LizLem at June 17, 2025 07:29 PM (Eng1Z) 25
And if the mullahs released a WMD on our soil, I'm sure the Neopaulites will see it as justification for their view points.
Posted by: NR Pax at June 17, 2025 07:29 PM (7xrfc) 26
The effect of the dirty bomb is the terror aspect not the radiological.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 07:29 PM (BNLtx) 27
What are they gonna do, shave?
Posted by: ... at June 17, 2025 07:29 PM (E0p3T) 28
eeyyeeiiihh. If they were aiming at America, where do you think they'd drop it? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2025 07:30 PM (wbZPZ) 29
I just want Iran to shit or get off the pot when it comes to this whole 'Death To America!' thing. And can we do 'Death To Iran' back? Or is that a disproportionate response?
Posted by: RickZ at June 17, 2025 07:30 PM (gKDq2) 30
Maybe a "dirty" bomb, or several, launched via missile so that the destruction of the missile spreads radiation all over Tel Aviv.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 17, 2025 07:26 PM (Hw6WF) With no warhead the dirty stuff will be stuck there in the bottom of the hole the nosecone makes. I don't think they are up to designing a spreading warhead today. Note that the material for a dirty bomb are entirely different to those of a nuke. Uranium is pretty clean when purified. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 07:30 PM (8avO+) 31
Maybe they'll put the Ayatollah's head on a pike? That could be it.
Being remembered for centuries doesn't mean you'll be successful. Heck, we still remember Carthage. Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 17, 2025 07:30 PM (0eaVi) Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 17, 2025 07:30 PM (RJad3) 33
28 With what Air Force would or missile would they deliver it? They have nothing to reach us.
Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2025 07:30 PM (YwEeS) 34
They're going to use duct tape to attach some enriched uranium to a missile.
Remember, their top remaining nuclear scientist is probably an intern who just got hired away from his job as a barista at Stargoats. Posted by: Splunge at June 17, 2025 07:30 PM (ju/6W) 35
21 The idea of the effect of dirty bombs is greatly overestimated.
Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2025 07:29 PM (YwEeS) The idea is overestimated or the effect is? Cause you irradiate Times Square and aint no one gonna count the ball down for eons. Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2025 07:31 PM (A5bjg) 36
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eeyyeeiiihh. If they were aiming at America, where do you think they'd drop it? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2025 07:30 PM (wbZPZ) NYC Because they aren't that original Posted by: Zombie Red Leader at June 17, 2025 07:31 PM (TTAGa) 37
eeyyeeiiihh. If they were aiming at America, where do you think they'd drop it?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2025 07:30 PM (wbZPZ) Delaware Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 07:31 PM (8avO+) 38
Willowed:
I think the play would be to test it where ever they can (i.e. in or under their own territory), claim to be part of the nuclear club and expect Israel and US to back down. At that point, I ran ceases to exist. That's what you get when you threaten countries for 50 years. No one believes that you'll just hold onto it. They will expect you to use it. Which means you get eliminated. Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2025 07:31 PM (PfGa7) Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2025 07:31 PM (u82oZ) 40
"Maybe they have built a nuclear weapon but have never tested it and have no idea if it will work or not. And they're threatening to test it tonight on their enemies."
Could they have been shipped a "tested" nuke from the North Korea/China or Russian axis? That would be my new concern. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 17, 2025 07:31 PM (gLikB) 41
They seem nice.
Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at June 17, 2025 07:31 PM (7NkZG) 42
"The idea of the effect of dirty bombs is greatly overestimated.
Posted by: steevy" I'd still rather not have radioactive dust being sprinkled all over my land from above. Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 17, 2025 07:31 PM (Hw6WF) Posted by: While We're Young at June 17, 2025 07:31 PM (R/m4+) Posted by: wth at June 17, 2025 07:31 PM (v0R5T) 45
>> Is this real or just an empty threat? A last second bluff?
I think it's probably a bluff. Or maybe it's a half-bluff: Spoiler alert. Given the current alert level it’s not a bluff. I think the actions of the last 24 hours were a giant clue. They have somehow weaponized nuclear material. It may just be a dirty bomb, but speculation it is on a missile warhead. We have a lot of assets in theater and active. Gonna be an interesting 24 hours. But I bet Tucker is still saying it’s the neocons and warmongers giving us a head fake. Posted by: Marcus T at June 17, 2025 07:31 PM (2TbDp) 46
eeyyeeiiihh. If they were aiming at America, where do you think they'd drop it?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2025 07:30 PM (wbZPZ) Colorado Springs? Oh please oh please oh please Posted by: or Portland at June 17, 2025 07:31 PM (TbWk/) 47
Dirty Bomb
Posted by: SMOD at June 17, 2025 07:31 PM (NHj0Y) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2025 07:31 PM (QnmlO) 49
Some Iranian lady gonna show her left cheekbone?
Posted by: ... at June 17, 2025 07:32 PM (E0p3T) 50
eeyyeeiiihh. If they were aiming at America, where do you think they'd drop it?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia DC. Great Satan's home. Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2025 07:32 PM (PfGa7) 51
The idea of the effect of dirty bombs is greatly overestimated.
Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2025 07:29 PM (YwEeS) its easily detectable and a bulldozer can cart it out to a pit or cave somewhere and sealed. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 07:32 PM (8avO+) 52
Maybe a "dirty" bomb, or several, launched via missile so that the destruction of the missile spreads radiation all over Tel Aviv.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 17, 2025 07:26 PM Yep. Even if we busted up the centrifuges they most likely had a stash of enriched stuff stored someplace else. It is not that hard to take the explosives out of a normal warhead and pack it full of enriched uranium. Even if the missile gets shot down that stuff will spread everywhere and whoever is under it is fvcked. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 17, 2025 07:32 PM (e5NfL) 53
We should be thankful the Israelis blew up Iran's only 747.
NYC, the heart of the Great Satan and a lot of Jews, would be the logical target. Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 07:32 PM (BNLtx) 54
"And I was going to report that today AoS HQ finally overtook the weather website as #3 on my browser "most visited website" listing.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus)" Are you new here? Posted by: fd at June 17, 2025 07:32 PM (vFG9F) 55
They are hoping to have us panic and destroy the nuke site so they can attack us directly.
I vote it's a bluff. Posted by: Accomack at June 17, 2025 07:32 PM (+sNap) Posted by: Paco at June 17, 2025 07:32 PM (mADJX) 57
You can isolate and clean dirty bomb debris easily.
You can even paint over alpha emitters, and the paint stops them. Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2025 07:32 PM (u82oZ) 58
24 Not nearly as important as Iran dropping a nuke, but to add to a topic from the last thread...
Besides his resignation as senator, there have also been calls to excommunicate Mike Lee from his religion because of one clever but crass tweet, "Night of the living Waltz." So it's gotten really heated. ....... And Kristi "aka Ice Barbie" is in the hospital. Dang the world is going to hell. Lots going on today Posted by: Molly k. at June 17, 2025 07:32 PM (j/yko) 59
I could live with that.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2025 07:32 PM (P9gC0) 60
Clue: Terrorists don't warn you when terror is coming.
Posted by: ... at June 17, 2025 07:32 PM (E0p3T) 61
It's go time Donald. Bomb, bomb bomb Iran now.
Posted by: Kingsman at June 17, 2025 07:33 PM (ehY6c) 62
I hope they don't have a nuke even though I don't think a retaliatory nuke would be in Israel's interest.
If they know where Khamenei is they need to get a message to him similar to a horse head in his bed. Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2025 07:33 PM (VofaG) 63
I'd still rather not have radioactive dust being sprinkled all over my land from above.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 17, 2025 07:31 PM (Hw6WF) you have a granite countertop? Lots of granite has U in it. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 07:33 PM (8avO+) 64
Shaka, when the walls fell.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 17, 2025 07:33 PM (wXs61) 65
Sorry, ace, but this Café/Pet Thread sucks!
At least the other thread had... I had a friend at the US Embassy (then it was tel aviv) during Desert Storm. They were being pummeled by scuds, so had to go down to the bunker in the basement of the embassy, complete with gas masks. One guy brought his labrador, who had nervous gas. The folks could smell it through the gas masks, and one by one left the bunker. My friend said he'd rather take his chances with the scuds. Posted by: moki at June 17, 2025 07:21 PM Their carbon filters needed to be replaced. Not going away from a SBD dog fart during a Scud attack. Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2025 07:27 PM Posted by: andycanuck at June 17, 2025 07:33 PM (2yoRf) 66
57 You can isolate and clean dirty bomb debris easily.
You can even paint over alpha emitters, and the paint stops them. Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2025 07:32 PM (u82oZ) What color paint? Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2025 07:34 PM (A5bjg) 67
If they do something dumb, they will be committing suicide and millions in Iran may die unnecessarily...
These people pound their chests a lot, but we must still be vigilant... Are the highways out of Tehran packed ???? Posted by: Allotta Fagina at June 17, 2025 07:34 PM (aKoaI) 68
"The idea of the effect of dirty bombs is greatly overestimated.
Posted by: steevy" * Fukushima and Chernobyl have entered the chat. Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2025 07:34 PM (PfGa7) 69
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Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not 70
It's 3 AM in Tehran. Not too much night left.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2025 07:34 PM (P9gC0) 71
On the plus side, the Iranians are announcing their 'surprise' beforehand. Bringing all of our intelligence-gathering capabilities to bear, we might be able to pinpoint the Shahab-3 site or whatever their vehicle is and stop it.
Wishful thinking, I know, but you take what you can get in these dark, tumultuous times. Posted by: troyriser at June 17, 2025 07:34 PM (DPeYO) 72
>> The idea of the effect of dirty bombs is greatly overestimated.
Depends on what’s on that warhead. Weapons grade or almost weapons grade plutonium is serious business. Dispersement is limited, and it depends on the delivery vehicle as to concentration, but you don’t want to be near it. Posted by: Marcus T at June 17, 2025 07:35 PM (2TbDp) 73
Dirty bombs are a waste. Only Cesium is harsh because it will replace calcium in bones. Lots of people have had huge doses of radioactive stuff and had it chelated and survived.
Posted by: Accomack at June 17, 2025 07:35 PM (+sNap) 74
AlaBAMA
Plutonium Pink, of course. Not Uranium yellow. Be handy to put a nuke hazard warning sign on the paint, to help down the road. Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2025 07:35 PM (u82oZ) 75
66 57 You can isolate and clean dirty bomb debris easily.
You can even paint over alpha emitters, and the paint stops them. Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2025 07:32 PM (u82oZ) What color paint? Posted by: AlaBAMA Glow in the dark paint Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2025 07:35 PM (PfGa7) Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2025 07:35 PM (0sNs1) 77
It is not that hard to take the explosives out of a normal warhead and pack it full of enriched uranium. Even if the missile gets shot down that stuff will spread everywhere and whoever is under it is fvcked.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 17, 2025 07:32 PM (e5NfL) Enriched U doesn't make a dirty bomb. Depleted U is so weak ass they make tank shells out of it. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 07:35 PM (8avO+) 78
And I was going to report that today AoS HQ finally overtook the weather website as #3 on my browser "most visited website" listing.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at June 17, 2025 07:26 PM (AFyB2) You get more accurate information here, though. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 17, 2025 07:35 PM (S/Y4j) 79
eeyyeeiiihh. If they were aiming at America, where do you think they'd drop it?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2025 07:30 PM (wbZPZ) If they were smart, it would be a red state. No way the blue staters would rally round the flag like the whole country did after 9/11. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 17, 2025 07:36 PM (ITkJX) 80
Re the JD Vance comment.
There is no legitimate reason to have "civilian" enrichment capability. This is like saying you want to own a gun in order to shoot blanks. 100% of the effort in developing the technology, capability, and equipment is required for very low return on investment. 80% of the effort is necessary to enrich to civilian grade. Going to WMD grade is now a small step, and easy to do without the world noticing. The only reason to want enrichment capability is to make bombs. May on the (jew hating) pro-Iran side will not admit that and they are lying to us. Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at June 17, 2025 07:36 PM (AFyB2) 81
Wouldn't surprise me if they touched one off right overhead.
Kinda like a suicide umbrella. Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at June 17, 2025 07:36 PM (7NkZG) 82
If you think I ripped off the Libyans, you should see what I did to the Iranians.
Posted by: Emmett "Doc" Brown at June 17, 2025 07:36 PM (RJad3) 83
Enriched U doesn't make a dirty bomb. Depleted U is so weak ass they make tank shells out of it.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 07:35 PM (8avO+) And 30mm rounds for the GAU-8 Posted by: WARTHOG! WAAARTHOOOG! at June 17, 2025 07:36 PM (TbWk/) 84
Sorry, ace, but this Café/Pet Thread sucks!
Well, in the coming years we can have doggie threads where they're wagging two tails at once Posted by: gKWVE at June 17, 2025 07:36 PM (gKWVE) Posted by: nurse ratched at June 17, 2025 07:36 PM (4wq+Z) 86
All these Demoncrats always say we are a Democracy????
We are a Democratic Republic and pure Democracy is Chaotic.... Posted by: Allotta Fagina at June 17, 2025 07:37 PM (aKoaI) 87
Growing suspicion of link between tatoo ink and lymphoma.
Posted by: Kingsman at June 17, 2025 07:37 PM (ehY6c) 88
If the Iranians hit Israel with a dirty bomb good bye Tehran
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 17, 2025 07:37 PM (akw+7) 89
Cause you irradiate Times Square and aint no one gonna count the ball down for eons.
Posted by: AlaBAMA Just hose it down the storm drain. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 17, 2025 07:37 PM (/lPRQ) 90
I thought Strontium-90 was the one which replaces calcium
Posted by: gKWVE at June 17, 2025 07:37 PM (gKWVE) 91
My guess - dirty bomb.
Take your regular ballistic missiles/drones and add a few ounces of uranium to them. Or sneak it into a port on a container ship. Or across the previously porous southern border. No worries the leftist press will amplify whatever you do till it is the single biggest mistake Trump made ever. Literally any bomb with an ounce of uranium will be the biggest setback America has ever known blah blah. And naturally, this attack will justify the B2 bombing of the nuclear sites with penetrators by the U.S. Smoking holes. Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at June 17, 2025 07:38 PM (gDhA9) Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2025 07:38 PM (u82oZ) 93
"You can isolate and clean dirty bomb debris easily. "
Tens of thousands of tiny pieces spread over square miles? Dunno how "easy" that'll be. Plus there's the psychological effect. All the civvies would be thinking "Did they really get it all cleaned up?". Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 17, 2025 07:38 PM (Hw6WF) 94
And I was going to report that today AoS HQ finally overtook the weather website as #3 on my browser "most visited website" listing.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at June 17, 2025 07:26 PM (AFyB2) You get more accurate information here, though. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 17, 2025 07:35 PM (S/Y4j) Just ask in the comments what the weather is gonna be Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 07:38 PM (8avO+) 95
Free pecans?
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2025 07:38 PM (P9gC0) Posted by: Allotta Fagina at June 17, 2025 07:38 PM (aKoaI) 97
Murse Ratched
Next month you will have a new bunch of lunatics infesting Seattle. Science fiction's WorldCon is coming to town. Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 07:38 PM (BNLtx) 98
Cause you irradiate Times Square and aint no one gonna count the ball down for eons.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2025 07:31 PM (A5bjg) Dirty bomb in Times Square... awful. After one good rain... not great. After a second good rain... whatever. People might stay away for eons but it'd only be moderately dangerous for weeks. At most. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 17, 2025 07:38 PM (ExV1e) 99
*grabs fire extinguisher*
*pulls pin* *squeezes and sprays side to side* Posted by: nurse ratched at June 17, 2025 07:36 PM You're gonna hafta do better than that. Posted by: The Woodpecker at June 17, 2025 07:38 PM (0sNs1) Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at June 17, 2025 07:38 PM (AFyB2) 101
"You can isolate and clean dirty bomb debris easily. "
Tens of thousands of tiny pieces spread over square miles? Dunno how "easy" that'll be. Plus there's the psychological effect. All the civvies would be thinking "Did they really get it all cleaned up?". Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 17, 2025 07:38 PM (Hw6WF) Geiger Counters, dude. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 07:39 PM (8avO+) 102
85 *grabs fire extinguisher*
*pulls pin* *squeezes and sprays side to side* Posted by: nurse ratched at June 17, 2025 07:36 PM (4wq+Z) Aiiiiieeeeeeee! Posted by: Evil River Otters at June 17, 2025 07:39 PM (PiwSw) 103
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Clearly the plan is for everyone in the Iranian government to fart simultaneously in Israel's direction, then light all the farts at once.
Everyone would sure remember that for centuries. Posted by: Splunge at June 17, 2025 07:39 PM (ju/6W) 105
I'll keep my umbrella at the ready.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2025 07:40 PM (P9gC0) 106
*grabs fire extinguisher*
*pulls pin* *squeezes and sprays side to side* Posted by: nurse ratched PASS Pull Aim Spray Sweep Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2025 07:40 PM (PfGa7) 107
If the Iranians hit Israel with a dirty bomb good bye Tehran
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 17, 2025 07:37 PM (akw+7) Why? If the Ayatollah's whereabouts are known, grab him alive, then have him torn limb from limb in public and throw the remains to pigs. Posted by: I mean, come on.... at June 17, 2025 07:40 PM (0eaVi) 108
Iran Threatens a "Surprise the World Will Remember for Centuries" Tonight
The Mullahs announce tomorrow is...... "PRIDE DAY IN IRAN" !!!!!!!!! Posted by: Allotta Fagina at June 17, 2025 07:40 PM (aKoaI) 109
I looked it up. Cesium-137 is bad because it acts more like sodium. It's an electrolyte. But cesium salts will get leached out of the body like salt does, so doesn't stick like strontium sticks.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 17, 2025 07:40 PM (gKWVE) 110
I don't doubt they would use a nuke if they have one. They are crazy and could care less about what happens to their own people.
Posted by: Triple at June 17, 2025 07:40 PM (URsrR) 111
The surprise will be the end of Fordow and several other installations including the one housing the Ayatollah. Several mullahs and Red Guard officers are also on the list.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 17, 2025 07:41 PM (Ffc+8) 112
They have a nuke, and intend to drop it from a donkey cart.
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at June 17, 2025 07:41 PM (gDhA9) 113
Atomic Accidents by Jim Mahaffey is pretty interesting
Posted by: Accomack at June 17, 2025 07:41 PM (FqNtp) 114
Growing suspicion of link between tattoo ink and STDs.
Posted by: Kingsman at June 17, 2025 07:37 PM (ehY6c) FIFY Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 17, 2025 07:41 PM (hdoQS) 115
You only get to bluff it once, or use it once for that matter.
Posted by: toby928 at June 17, 2025 07:41 PM (jc0TO) 116
No one wants to be #2. If Iran becomes #2 no one can point at the U.S. as the only big bad that actually used nukes.
Iran loves to talk a lot of shit so it seems and they have been called on it by Israel. Posted by: Cow Demon at June 17, 2025 07:41 PM (vm8sq) 117
I'd still rather not have radioactive dust being sprinkled all over my land from above.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 17, 2025 07:31 PM (Hw6WF) you have a granite countertop? Lots of granite has U in it. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 07:33 PM (8avO+) Do you eat bananas? Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 17, 2025 07:41 PM (ExV1e) 118
Nurse: *Ventilates woodpecker with concealed carry piece*
Woodpecker: 'Never....saw....that....coming.. Posted by: Nazdar at June 17, 2025 07:41 PM (NcvvS) 119
I thought Strontium-90 was the one which replaces calcium
Posted by: gKWVE at June 17, 2025 07:37 PM (gKWVE) Probably Cesium is chemically similar to Sodium and Potassium but more so. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 07:41 PM (8avO+) 120
By the way, stroking a bomb lol? Clearly these people are fans of prime western schlock. They just needed a white cat purring nearby. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2025 07:42 PM (wbZPZ) 121
MOPP gear is designed to give the trooper a chance at survival. Go all Level 4 and your ok for the wind gust of gas for a bit, but most serious stuff is gonna get some folks, heat exhaustion some folks and claustrophobia and stupidity some folks. But it's better than a wet t-shirt so what ya gonna do anyways. Relax and enjoy!
Posted by: CBRN Threats Are Your Friend at June 17, 2025 07:42 PM (R/m4+) 122
Who knows if they're that desperate & stupid?
It would truly be an historic mistake because Tehran would cease to exist shortly thereafter. Every military base and nuclear site, gone right along with it. We wouldn't nuke their oil fields, though. No need to waste that. Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 17, 2025 07:42 PM (6ydKt) 123
Second possibility is in the Gulf. They may try to mine the Gulf and start launching against ships and other sovereign oil facilities.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 17, 2025 07:42 PM (2TbDp) 124
90 I thought Strontium-90 was the one which replaces calcium
-------- Extra-Extra-Extra-Extra-Strength Tums. Posted by: andycanuck at June 17, 2025 07:42 PM (2yoRf) 125
You can isolate and clean dirty bomb debris easily.
You can even paint over alpha emitters, and the paint stops them. Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2025 07:32 PM (u82oZ) What color paint? Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2025 07:34 PM (A5bjg) Alphas can be stopped by the dead skin on your hand. They're only damaging if you get them internal. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 17, 2025 07:42 PM (ExV1e) 126
Brazil Nuts are radioactive.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2025 07:43 PM (P9gC0) 127
33 28 With what Air Force would or missile would they deliver it? They have nothing to reach us.
Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2025 07:30 PM (YwEeS) ------------------ They don't need to reach us with a missile. Whatever they have was most likely already brought across the border, perhaps with permission from Otto Penn and his minions. They've just been waiting for what they see as the right time to do whatever it is. Posted by: Pennsyltucky at June 17, 2025 07:43 PM (QdGJh) 128
You only get to bluff it once, or use it once for that matter.
Posted by: toby928 Yeah, there is no testing at this point. If you test one, you won't get a second chance. Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2025 07:43 PM (PfGa7) Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 07:43 PM (BNLtx) 130
Well, in the coming years we can have doggie threads where they're wagging two tails at once
Posted by: gKWVE ---------- Tummies-rub Tuesdays! Posted by: andycanuck at June 17, 2025 07:43 PM (2yoRf) 131
120
By the way, stroking a bomb lol? Clearly these people are fans of prime western schlock. They just needed a white cat purring nearby. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2025 07:42 PM (wbZPZ) It really is quite cartoonish. Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 17, 2025 07:43 PM (6ydKt) 132
That nuke video is right out of a professional wrestlers heel campaign sizzle reel. I kept expecting them to zoom in on the Iron Sheik as he nods his head.
Posted by: Max Power at June 17, 2025 07:43 PM (q177U) 133
Strontium.
Posted by: Accomack at June 17, 2025 07:43 PM (FqNtp) 134
Let's not discount the health benefits of radiation.
Posted by: Oglebay at June 17, 2025 07:44 PM (MMp6W) 135
“I do not understand the near-religious commitment of the Neopaulites to the idea that Iran just wants to be left alone and if we just leave them alone they'll leave us alone.”
This is the naive world isolationists live in. They seem to think than the Brits gave us our independence out of the kindness of their hearts. They say this about every country and seem to think we just need to unilaterally disarm and everything will be solved. Posted by: Cow Demon at June 17, 2025 07:44 PM (vm8sq) 136
They have a nuke, and intend to drop it from a donkey cart.
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at June 17, 2025 07:41 PM (gDhA9) New Iranian launcher https://is.gd/hqpWaH Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 17, 2025 07:44 PM (S/Y4j) 137
Brazil Nuts are radioactive.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2025 07:43 PM (P9gC0) The carbon in your body is radioactive. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 07:44 PM (8avO+) 138
Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on what's for dinner.
Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at June 17, 2025 07:44 PM (7NkZG) Posted by: davidt at June 17, 2025 07:44 PM (i0F8b) 140
87 Growing suspicion of link between tattoo ink and lymphoma.
-------- Do they [still?] use octopus ink? Posted by: andycanuck at June 17, 2025 07:44 PM (2yoRf) 141
""The future begins tomorrow"
-- Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems motto Posted by: Duncanthrax " "The future begins next Tuesday" didn't sound as snappy. Posted by: eleven at June 17, 2025 07:45 PM (fV+MH) 142
My favorite part of being in MOPP 4 during an FTX was that I could sit against a tree and take a nap until the all-clear.
I prolly missed the point, but, well, maybe I didn't. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler at June 17, 2025 07:45 PM (0aYVJ) 143
Is DHS Secretary Noem allergic to dogs?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2025 07:45 PM (u82oZ) 144
Doesn't have to be a nuclear surprise.
- They could activate cells in USA to bomb stuff - They could take out a carrier or embassy. - They could put a bomb in a European Capital. - They could take out KSA oil facilities. Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at June 17, 2025 07:45 PM (AFyB2) 145
Clearly, it's the attack with no mercy... because no one expects the attack with no mercy...
Posted by: Gen Custer to Muleskinner at June 17, 2025 07:45 PM (mP0Kj) 146
Radioactive Vitamin D turns on your immune system.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2025 07:46 PM (P9gC0) Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 07:46 PM (BNLtx) 148
Alphas can be stopped by the dead skin on your hand. They're only damaging if you get them internal.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 17, 2025 07:42 PM (ExV1e) I marked the box the lab alpha source came in with "do not swallow" but probably the stomach lining would block it as well. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 07:46 PM (8avO+) 149
I'm sensing a Reverse Dr. Manhattan Scenario.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 17, 2025 07:46 PM (XV/Pl) 150
144 Doesn't have to be a nuclear surprise.
- They could activate cells in USA to bomb stuff - They could take out a carrier or embassy. - They could put a bomb in a European Capital. - They could take out KSA oil facilities. Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at June 17, 2025 07:45 PM (AFyB2) Covid 25 Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2025 07:46 PM (mP0Kj) 151
*** commitment of the Neopaulites to the idea that Iran just wants to be left alone
-------- Neopaulite fools. If they want to be left alone why do they keep attacking us? Why do they keep saying that they want to annihilate us? Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 17, 2025 07:46 PM (Ffc+8) 152
The Future Started Without You Because You Kept Hitting the Snooze Button
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler at June 17, 2025 07:46 PM (0aYVJ) 153
Maybe Israel should nuke them first. Just in case...
Posted by: runner at June 17, 2025 07:46 PM (nQcpu) 154
I looked it up. Cesium-137 is bad because it acts more like sodium. It's an electrolyte. But cesium salts will get leached out of the body like salt does, so doesn't stick like strontium sticks.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 17, 2025 07:40 PM When we lived downwind in connecticut from the millstone Nuke plant they would mail us a package of some special iodine pills every other year in case of a emergency. We just tossed them in a drawer and never pitched them out. We had 11 or 12 packages when we sold the house and moved to Kentucky. They had instructions printed on them that said do not use unless directed by authorities. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 17, 2025 07:46 PM (e5NfL) 155
144 Doesn't have to be a nuclear surprise.
- They could activate cells in USA to bomb stuff - They could take out a carrier or embassy. - They could put a bomb in a European Capital. - They could take out KSA oil facilities. Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at June 17, 2025 07:45 PM (AFyB2) -- -- They better hop to it then, before there's nobody left to give the order. Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 17, 2025 07:46 PM (6ydKt) Posted by: toby928 at June 17, 2025 07:47 PM (jc0TO) 157
143 Is DHS Secretary Noem allergic to dogs?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2025 07:45 PM (u82oZ) Allergic to stupid, been around the Press too much. Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2025 07:47 PM (mP0Kj) 158
That's nothing. I once slept through a Brigade Time on Target.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2025 07:47 PM (P9gC0) 159
144 Doesn't have to be a nuclear surprise.
- They could activate cells in USA to bomb stuff - They could take out a carrier or embassy. - They could put a bomb in a European Capital. - They could take out KSA oil facilities. Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at June 17, 2025 07:45 PM (AFyB2 Probably put a tree nut in Noem's lasagna. Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2025 07:47 PM (A5bjg) 160
"My guess is that this is an 11th hour bluff from a regime that is falling and desperately needs the US to retrain Israel to save it." Retrain or restrain? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2025 07:47 PM (63Dwl) 161
Having meatloaf, mashed potato's and..... corn! for dinner, don't ask about the corn.
Just as good a meal as any for end of the world scenarios. Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 17, 2025 07:47 PM (XV/Pl) 162
Salty!!! Howdy handsome!
Anna Puma, I actually love all the weirdos. Comic-Con is awesome people watching. The weirdos are mostly harmless and they spend a lot of money and don’t trash the place like the antifa goons do. Posted by: nurse ratched at June 17, 2025 07:48 PM (eCnv0) 163
146 Radioactive Vitamin D turns on your immune system.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2025 07:46 PM (P9gC0) -- -- I've had pretty good results since I started taking it, along with Magnesium, during COVID. A lot less allergy & sinus problems since. *knocks on wood* Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 17, 2025 07:48 PM (6ydKt) Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 17, 2025 07:48 PM (DX6IT) 165
What's the point of eating corn?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2025 07:49 PM (A5bjg) 166
If Iran had a serviceable nuke, they would have tested it in the desert to announce to the world they were now a nuclear power.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2025 07:49 PM (u73oe) 167
They don't need to reach us with a missile. Whatever they have was most likely already brought across the border, perhaps with permission from Otto Penn and his minions. They've just been waiting for what they see as the right time to do whatever it is.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at June 17, 2025 07:43 PM (QdGJh) Ever read Storming Intrepid? Posted by: Cow Demon at June 17, 2025 07:49 PM (vm8sq) 168
For 45 years the world knew that ayatollahs were nuts. And they let them have the bomb. Obama gave them money to do it.
Posted by: runner at June 17, 2025 07:49 PM (nQcpu) 169
Sharks with lasers on their heads.
Posted by: davidt at June 17, 2025 07:49 PM (i0F8b) 170
Nurse Ratched, WorldCon is where they vote on the Hugo Awards.
It is now skinsuit worn by Commies and freaks. Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 07:49 PM (BNLtx) 171
I'm all in. I know a jackal when I see one.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2025 07:50 PM (P9gC0) 172
Don't know what the ink is but it migrates into the lymph system
and estimated 30-60% increase in lymphoma. Yikes! I call the tats the devil's lace. Posted by: Kingsman at June 17, 2025 07:50 PM (ehY6c) 173
What's the point of eating corn?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2025 07:49 PM (A5bjg) It's like the aggregate in concrete. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler at June 17, 2025 07:50 PM (0aYVJ) 174
Looks like someone stroking a radioactive vibrator.
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 17, 2025 07:50 PM (CNl8/) 175
Doesn't have to be a nuclear surprise.
They could announce where all of Obama's pallets of cash went. Posted by: t-bird at June 17, 2025 07:50 PM (BU22l) Posted by: Toad-0 at June 17, 2025 07:50 PM (cct0t) Posted by: Oddbob at June 17, 2025 07:50 PM (/y8xj) 178
I don’t see anything Vance has said as being problematic at all. He’s been very loyal to Trump.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2025 07:50 PM (47gcY) 179
When we lived downwind in connecticut from the millstone Nuke plant they would mail us a package of some special iodine pills every other year in case of a emergency. We just tossed them in a drawer and never pitched them out. We had 11 or 12 packages when we sold the house and moved to Kentucky. They had instructions printed on them that said do not use unless directed by authorities.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 17, 2025 07:46 PM (e5NfL) Our team went to the Berkeley labs to have high energy nuclei shot into the cosmic ray detector. The night I was off duty they goaded the staff to really blast the cave and it kinda got out of hand. Everything in the target are was made a smidge radioactive by the nuclei breaking bits off the material. the control area farther off had less but they took the tabs off the people there to see how bad they were. College days, eh? Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 07:50 PM (8avO+) 180
If Khameni Goat Fcukers Inc looses their inner nuke then ….Soon on the market: Iranian glass ornaments…..made from (not by) real Iranians
Posted by: Voter theater. at June 17, 2025 07:50 PM (FCPbW) 181
What's the point of eating corn?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2025 07:49 PM (A5bjg) Corn for me means Bath Time! Scrub A Dub Dub! Posted by: Your Colon at June 17, 2025 07:50 PM (R/m4+) 182
Activating sleeper cells in the US would seal the fate of the Democrats. Persian Ferret has probably told them no
Posted by: Accomack at June 17, 2025 07:50 PM (FqNtp) 183
That nuke video is right out of a professional wrestlers heel campaign sizzle reel. I kept expecting them to zoom in on the Iron Sheik as he nods his head.
Posted by: Max Power Tehran Tina Goes Nucular. How many rolls of duct tape does it take to keep a war head attached to the end of ballistic missile? Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 17, 2025 07:51 PM (NXz8h) 184
134 Let's not discount the health benefits of radiation.
------ It kills all the disease samples we exposed it to. We should be eating the stuff! Posted by: zombie madame curie at June 17, 2025 07:51 PM (2yoRf) 185
87 Growing suspicion of link between tatoo ink and lymphoma.
Posted by: Kingsman ---- See tattoo inks and heavy metals. Also, CBS News, What's in tattoo ink? Expert says potentially concerning additives weren't listed on the packaging March 23, 2024 The majority of people probably have no problems but there are always outliers. Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 17, 2025 07:51 PM (NFX2v) 186
I think they might try launch something from a submarine. Be a shame if it hits Jordan, Lebanon, their friends in gza...
Posted by: runner at June 17, 2025 07:51 PM (nQcpu) Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2025 07:51 PM (u82oZ) 188
I wish the Iranian regime would have phrased it "the mother of all surprises".
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at June 17, 2025 07:51 PM (5yDGQ) 189
This is going to be a scary night.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 17, 2025 07:51 PM (xTIDn) 190
Neopaulite fools. If they want to be left alone why do they keep attacking us? Why do they keep saying that they want to annihilate us?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 17, 2025 07:46 PM (Ffc+ ![]() Blowback. It’s All Our Fault. The Founders were ALL isolationists and we needed to be exactly like them. Posted by: Cow Demon at June 17, 2025 07:51 PM (vm8sq) Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2025 07:52 PM (u82oZ) 192
Activating sleeper cells in the US would seal the fate of the Democrats.
Military occupation of Dearborn. Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 17, 2025 07:52 PM (xTIDn) 193
The US had assets in Diego Garcia months ago. Splain to me if there is not a major threat why all of these resources are being moved to the Med. I don't think it's because of the missile threat.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2025 07:52 PM (DLqye) Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 17, 2025 07:52 PM (NXz8h) 195
150 144 Doesn't have to be a nuclear surprise.
- They could activate cells in USA to bomb stuff - They could take out a carrier or embassy. - They could put a bomb in a European Capital. - They could take out KSA oil facilities. Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at June 17, 2025 07:45 PM (AFyB2) Covid 25 Posted by: Romeo13 --------------------------- Between Diego Garcia, the Boomers and the four Carrier battle groups that are in the M.E. how many nuclear warheads could be delivered to Iran in one evening? Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 17, 2025 07:52 PM (Ffc+8) 196
I'm gonna put my money on nope, they can't possibly orchestrate that.
Posted by: m at June 17, 2025 07:52 PM (CQE5S) 197
You have murdered our women, and our children, and bombed our cities from afar, like cowards, and you dare to call "us" terrorists?Now, we have the ability to strike back at our enemies. Unless "you" "America" pull all military forces out of the Persian gulf area, immediately, and forever, Crimson Jihad will rain fire on one major U.S. city each week, until our demands are met. First, we will detonate one nuclear weapon on this uninhabited island as a demonstration of our power. But, if these demands are not met, Crimson Jihad will rain fire on one major U.S. city each week.
Posted by: Salim Abu Aziz at June 17, 2025 07:52 PM (jc0TO) 198
Shit. End of the wolrd and I gotta work.
Such is my luck. Posted by: Reforger at June 17, 2025 07:53 PM (LgDgc) 199
Nuclear reactors need slightly enriched uranium. 3-5% U-235, the rest U-238. Some reactors can work with as little as 0.7% U-235. Some use up to 20% U-235. But 3-5% is the standard.
Iran has been enriching uranium up to 60% U-235. There is literally no reason to enrich uranium up to that level except it's a much smaller, easier, and quicker step to enrich 60% to 90%+ (what is needed for a bomb that will go boom) than it is to enrich 3-5% or 20% to 90%+. Iran should have been found in non-compliance with the NPT and dealt with the moment it admitted it was enriching to 60% in April 2021. Thanks Joe Biden. Posted by: deepelemblues at June 17, 2025 07:53 PM (z9n5F) 200
So the ‘hyper-isolationists’ spent last week whining that Iran isn’t a threat, they have no nuclear weapons, and anyone who wants to destroy whatever capability they have is a warmongering stupid morlock cunt. Then the Iranians tease a video of a nuke. Should we not take this seriously? I think it’s a fake bluff as the radioactive symbol is almost comical. But they’re giving us reasons to deep penetrate them back to the Stone Age.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 17, 2025 07:53 PM (pNjYF) 201
Does anyone remember Special Bulletin from 1983?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 17, 2025 07:53 PM (wXs61) 202
200
Posted by: m at June 17, 2025 07:53 PM (CQE5S) 203
*** commitment of the Neopaulites to the idea that Iran just wants to be left alone
-------- Neopaulite fools. If they want to be left alone why do they keep attacking us? Why do they keep saying that they want to annihilate us? Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 17, 2025 07:46 PM (Ffc+ ![]() You aren't supposed to logically think about this, just accept their moral superiority based on what school they flunked out of. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 07:53 PM (8avO+) 204
- They could activate cells in USA to bomb stuff -- maybe, but then they either don't claim responsibility and look like posers or do claim responsibility and we start bombing the shit out of them.
- They could take out a carrier or embassy -- maybe, embassy would be easier than a carrier. - They could put a bomb in a European Capital -- maybe, but why would we care? - They could take out KSA oil facilities -- seems unlikely. POL point, maybe most of the stuff is gonna be too dispersed. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 17, 2025 07:53 PM (ExV1e) 205
Crimson Jihad
Posted by: Salim Abu Aziz at June 17, 2025 07:52 PM (jc0TO) Harvard ? Or monthly feminist attacks ? Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 17, 2025 07:53 PM (uqyLy) 206
Iran is really bad at naming things.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2025 07:53 PM (P9gC0) 207
Iran launches a dirty bomb and wipes out Gaza. Film at..... Whenever they find someone alive who filmed that shit!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 17, 2025 07:54 PM (2J/Lj) 208
172 Don't know what the ink is but it migrates into the lymph system
and estimated 30-60% increase in lymphoma. Yikes! I call the tats the devil's lace. ------------------------------- I wonder what's in modern ink compared to what was used in the past. Im guessing a lot of 10 syllable chemical names you can't pronounce. Posted by: Triple at June 17, 2025 07:54 PM (URsrR) 209
Hold on to your turbans!
Posted by: wth at June 17, 2025 07:54 PM (v0R5T) 210
Meanwhile, IDF issued evacuation warning to Teheran .
Posted by: runner at June 17, 2025 07:54 PM (nQcpu) 211
It is now skinsuit worn by Commies and freaks.
Posted by: Anna Puma That’s a shame. They will be indistinguishable from the “normal” commies and freaks we already have. Posted by: nurse ratched at June 17, 2025 07:54 PM (eCnv0) Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 17, 2025 07:54 PM (XV/Pl) 213
Braenyard
Our surface ships and CVs have no nukes in them. !6 missiles / boomer or something like that is enough. Plus the land based misses near Minot. Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2025 07:55 PM (u82oZ) 214
They're down to a skeleton crew in government and science.
Posted by: m at June 17, 2025 07:55 PM (CQE5S) 215
Area 18 you win tonights lotto.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2025 07:55 PM (P9gC0) 216
Whatever is going to happen will not be the end of the world.
Because how can the world remember something for centuries if the world ended in 2025? Posted by: Schroedinger's Cat Wears the Emperor's New Clothes at June 17, 2025 07:55 PM (bWR5k) 217
What's the point of eating corn?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2025 07:49 PM (A5bjg) Polka-dotted poo is more fun than regular poo? Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 17, 2025 07:55 PM (ExV1e) 218
zombie madame curie
Did not work out so well for her. She was hurt by radiation. Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2025 07:52 PM (u82oZ) They had young women painting radium on watch dials in that era to make them glow. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 07:55 PM (8avO+) 219
Eat more radium
Posted by: Accomack at June 17, 2025 07:55 PM (FqNtp) 220
Dirty bomb in Times Square... awful. After one good rain... not great. After a second good rain... whatever. People might stay away for eons but it'd only be moderately dangerous for weeks. At most. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 17, 2025 07:38 PM (ExV1e) Ground zero in Hiroshima was turned into a Memorial Park only 5 years after the bombing. The long term effects of nukes are overrated I think, unless you are in the immediate blast/fallout area. In that case, yeah you're probably fucked. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 17, 2025 07:55 PM (y9nCu) 221
They might go after Trump tonight.
Posted by: wth at June 17, 2025 07:55 PM (v0R5T) 222
zombie madame curie
Did not work out so well for her. She was hurt by radiation. *** She was buried on a lead lined coffin. Her notes are still radioactive. Posted by: Megthered at June 17, 2025 07:55 PM (GOJbT) 223
It really is quite cartoonish. Posted by: SpeakingOf Why not? Movie makers make tons of cartoonish stuff. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2025 07:55 PM (63Dwl) 224
I bet they downloaded that nuke video off ewetub.
Posted by: Bibilus at June 17, 2025 07:56 PM (zZu0s) 225
Luap Nor cult is on foreign policy incredibly naive.
If they "pop a nuke" I am betting it will be a dirty bomb. Posted by: Sven at June 17, 2025 07:56 PM (XFYYr) Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 07:56 PM (BNLtx) 227
Time for us to face & accept it: Democrats can no longer win a primary unless they go Full Retard Woke. This is net-positive for us because 1) it makes them easier to defeat in less-blue elections, and 2) it further reshapes and destroys the Democrat party. The only negative is desperate Democrat office-holders can inflict damage and create misery. Posted by: Soothsayer at June 17, 2025 07:57 PM (WMnee) 228
>>> Nurse Ratched, WorldCon is where they vote on the Hugo Awards. It is now skinsuit worn by Commies and freaks.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 07:49 PM (BNLtx) I actually thought about going, observing all the woke infighting they are having up close, "Gorrillas in the Mist" style. But decided not to shell out hundreds of dollars to a group that, if they had an inkling of my politics, would stone me. Posted by: LizLem at June 17, 2025 07:57 PM (Eng1Z) 229
A dirty bomb would not use enriched uranium, it would use radioisotopes from nuclear reactor waste, dispersed with an explosive charge. Uranium, even enriched, is not all that radioactive. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 17, 2025 07:57 PM (biznJ) 230
Between Diego Garcia, the Boomers and the four Carrier battle groups that are in the M.E. how many nuclear warheads could be delivered to Iran in one evening?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 17, 2025 07:52 PM Other than the boomers we don't keep Nukes onboard ships any longer. They would have to pull in to a port that has Nukes. Back in the day the only place that they were stored in Westpac for the Navy was Sasebo Japan. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 17, 2025 07:57 PM (e5NfL) 231
Tel Aviv is probably their only target within reach.
Posted by: davidt at June 17, 2025 07:57 PM (i0F8b) 232
Does anyone remember Special Bulletin from 1983?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 17, 2025 07:53 PM (wXs61) I do. Because Charleston Harbor is where the nuke went off. I also remember "Countdown To Looking Glass". Then there was "The Day After". "Testament". I'm probably missing a few. They tried to scare the shit out of us in the 80s when Regan got into office. Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 17, 2025 07:57 PM (6ydKt) 233
121 Posted by: CBRN Threats Are Your Friend at June 17, 2025 07:42 PM (R/m4+)
Heat exhaustion is for amateurs be a pro and go for heat stroke. //Doc Ruiz at Fullerton Posted by: Sven at June 17, 2025 07:57 PM (XFYYr) 234
Between Diego Garcia, the Boomers and the four Carrier battle groups that are in the M.E. how many nuclear warheads could be delivered to Iran in one evening?
We're trying, but our supply lines are a little messed up right now. Posted by: The CIA at June 17, 2025 07:58 PM (QHX6R) 235
Ill Tempered Curr
Hiroshima was an air burst. It did not also throw up radioactive dirt like a ground bust would. So Hiroshima was a clean nuclear weapon Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 07:58 PM (BNLtx) 236
They nuked Detroit?
How would you notice? Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 07:56 PM (BNLtx) Property values would go 'up'. Posted by: Bibilus at June 17, 2025 07:58 PM (zZu0s) 237
"My guess is that this is an 11th hour bluff from a regime that is falling and desperately needs the US to retrain Israel to save it."
*** They're cornered and this bluff is all they have left. And it's not like they think in a strategic sequence or care about the consequences of their lies or posturing. Posted by: Ordinary American at June 17, 2025 07:58 PM (x2CMu) 238
Hold on to your turbans!
Posted by: wth at June 17, 2025 07:54 PM (v0R5T) Oh, turban, now! Do you see any fucking turban here? Do I talk like a turban guy? Do I say, "Hey, Jay, you want a slurpee? You want a slurpee?" Fuck you, okay? I was born in Brooklyn. Brooklyn, okay? My accent is a fucking Brooklyn accent, okay? Okay? Posted by: Mooj, SmartTech Sales Associate at June 17, 2025 07:58 PM (R/m4+) 239
Anyone see a report about Noem being taken to the hospital? Don't know if that's true or not.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 17, 2025 07:59 PM (ExV1e) 240
They do want WWIII after all
Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2025 07:59 PM (Te34j) 241
B61-12 Bunker Busters stat.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2025 07:59 PM (P9gC0) 242
Stroking the bomb=Iranian wet dream
Posted by: Paco at June 17, 2025 07:59 PM (mADJX) 243
I wonder what's in modern ink compared to what was used in the past. Im guessing a lot of 10 syllable chemical names you can't pronounce.
Posted by: Triple at June 17, 2025 07:54 PM (URsrR) Years ago, tattooing was just some Navy guy with an anchor inked onto his forearm. Nowadays, the amount of skin covered in ink on many people would seem to exponentially escalate any health risks from the chemicals in the permanent ink. Posted by: Schroedinger's Cat Wears the Emperor's New Clothes at June 17, 2025 07:59 PM (bWR5k) 244
Alas, Babylon.
Posted by: davidt at June 17, 2025 07:59 PM (i0F8b) 245
229 Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 17, 2025 07:57 PM (biznJ)
Quite you can use medical nuclear waste to great effect to increase the lethality over a timeline with a traditional bomb....shrapnel acts as a force multiplier for such a weapon exposing internal physiology to the radiological waste increasing cancer risk for survivors. Posted by: Sven at June 17, 2025 07:59 PM (XFYYr) 246
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 17, 2025 07:57 PM (6ydKt)
Don't forget 'Threads' from the UK which is supposed to be pretty horrifying. Posted by: Bibilus at June 17, 2025 07:59 PM (zZu0s) 247
Show of hands. Who would rather Kamala was handling this?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not 248
A dirty bomb would not use enriched uranium, it would use radioisotopes from nuclear reactor waste, dispersed with an explosive charge.
Uranium, even enriched, is not all that radioactive. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 17, 2025 07:57 PM (biznJ) Both enriched and depleted U remove the intermediate decay elements many of which are far more radioactive that U itself as it moves its way down to lead. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 08:00 PM (8avO+) 249
239 Anyone see a report about Noem being taken to the hospital? Don't know if that's true or not.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 17, 2025 07:59 PM (ExV1e) Yes... Supposedly an allergic reaction Posted by: It's me donna at June 17, 2025 08:00 PM (VE6XX) Posted by: toby928 at June 17, 2025 08:00 PM (jc0TO) 251
What's the delivery system? Federal Express?
Posted by: Orson at June 17, 2025 08:00 PM (dIske) 252
I'm probably missing a few.
They tried to scare the shit out of us in the 80s when Regan got into office. Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 17, 2025 07:57 PM (6ydKt) LOL... missed all those... 81 - 85 I was on a Ship, and did 3 deployments and a 1 year Drydock Yard Period... 85 - 89 I was partying my ass off in Hawaii... did not see hardly any movies. 80's are just pretty much a blur, except for some good music (was in the Bars a LOT). Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2025 08:00 PM (mP0Kj) 253
Iran Threatens a "Surprise the World Will Remember for Centuries" Tonight
Oh dear Lord, they're bringing back New Coke Posted by: Sua Sponte at June 17, 2025 08:00 PM (GTw+O) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2025 08:00 PM (63Dwl) 255
If its UPS, then the Iranian nuke will be stolen in California and placed on eBay.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 08:01 PM (BNLtx) 256
The guy in Alas Babyon prepared for the apocalypse by buying several cases of Whiskey.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2025 08:01 PM (P9gC0) 257
Time for us to face & accept it: Democrats can no longer win a primary unless they go Full Retard Woke.
*** The side effect (or intended effect) is to tear the country apart with violence, and with the requited violence they hope it will incite. Posted by: Ordinary American at June 17, 2025 08:01 PM (x2CMu) 258
Between Diego Garcia, the Boomers and the four Carrier battle groups that are in the M.E. how many nuclear warheads could be delivered to Iran in one evening?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 17, 2025 07:52 PM (Ffc+ ![]() Pakistan spouted off earlier. If'n, for some reason, they needed to go heavy on Iran, the Pakis might catch some also. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 17, 2025 08:01 PM (ExV1e) 259
I've seen electricity costs in Iran are ¢0.5 per kilowatt hour.
My most-recent electrical bill price is US ¢8/Kwh for mid-peak that's alot less than I remember American commenters here saying theirs is. So, no, it's not for electricity let alone due to anti-CAGW views. Posted by: andycanuck at June 17, 2025 08:01 PM (2yoRf) 260
Oh, turban, now! Do you see any fucking turban here? Do I talk like a turban guy? Do I say, "Hey, Jay, you want a slurpee? You want a slurpee?" Fuck you, okay? I was born in Brooklyn. Brooklyn, okay? My accent is a fucking Brooklyn accent, okay? Okay?
Posted by: Mooj, SmartTech Sales Associate at June 17, 2025 07:58 PM (R/m4+) It's like I am in NYC. Also /off sock. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 17, 2025 08:01 PM (zZu0s) 261
165 What's the point of eating corn?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2025 Well, since you asked, corn is a whole grain that does offer some decent nutrients. It’s a prebiotic- an excellent source of fiber, and is low glycemic, so it keeps you full. It has antioxidants, and CoQ10. It also has magnesium and potassium, some vitamins. So if it’s not swimming in butter, it’s good! Posted by: Piper at June 17, 2025 08:01 PM (pZEOD) 262
Alas, Babylon. was about a full nuclear exchange between the Soviet Union and the Us of A. Started in Syria.
Central Florida came out of it OK. Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2025 08:01 PM (u82oZ) 263
Lest we forget, many of these regimes were given the recipes for biologicals by the USSR.
I'm more worried about what the left hand was doing while everyone watched the right. Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2025 08:01 PM (A5bjg) 264
You have murdered our women, and our children, and bombed our cities from afar, like cowards, and you dare to call "us" terrorists?Now, we have the ability to strike back at our enemies. Unless "you" "America" pull all military forces out of the Persian gulf area, immediately, and forever, Crimson Jihad will rain fire on one major U.S. city each week, until our demands are met. First, we will detonate one nuclear weapon on this uninhabited island as a demonstration of our power. But, if these demands are not met, Crimson Jihad will rain fire on one major U.S. city each week.
Posted by: Salim Abu Aziz at June 17, 2025 07:52 PM (jc0TO) Battery Aziz. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 17, 2025 08:01 PM (ExV1e) 265
I do.
Because Charleston Harbor is where the nuke went off. They tried to scare the shit out of us in the 80s when Regan got into office. Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 17, 2025 07:57 PM (6ydKt) Look, I'm pissed about Ft Sumter but that's going too far. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 08:01 PM (8avO+) 266
" ... 232 Does anyone remember Special Bulletin from 1983?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 17, 2025 07:53 PM (wXs61) I do. Because Charleston Harbor is where the nuke went off." ohmygosh, I was trying to remember that one the other day! thx! Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 17, 2025 08:02 PM (/Ghsb) 267
246 Posted by: Bibilus at June 17, 2025 07:59 PM (zZu0s)
They all simultaneously over and understate the risk of nuclear war...Threads is stylistically the best of the lot I suppose.... wanna watch? https://youtu.be/bhcrgQihRcs?si=4juQckmiqaEz3-e9 Posted by: Sven at June 17, 2025 08:02 PM (XFYYr) 268
Okay, who has the key?
Posted by: Salim Abu Aziz at June 17, 2025 08:02 PM (jc0TO) 269
Trump should send him a video back, of home stroking a MOAB...being loaded on a plane.
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at June 17, 2025 08:02 PM (gDhA9) 270
Is this real or just an empty threat? A last second bluff?
= If it's real, I expect that there won't be an Iran in 24 hours. Posted by: Methos at June 17, 2025 08:02 PM (Dnobf) 271
After watching that cringe bomb-stroking video, I have to wonder: where no goats available to satisfy these degenerates’ sexual perversions?
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 17, 2025 08:02 PM (pNjYF) 272
239 Anyone see a report about Noem being taken to the hospital? Don't know if that's true or not.
----- Allergic reaction; she's fine now. Posted by: andycanuck at June 17, 2025 08:02 PM (2yoRf) 273
Rumor has it the shocking event is Muqtada al-Sadr brushing his teeth for the first time.
Posted by: Bang-a-gong at June 17, 2025 08:03 PM (SRiFu) 274
262 Alas, Babylon. was about a full nuclear exchange between the Soviet Union and the Us of A. Started in Syria.
Central Florida came out of it OK. Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2025 08:01 PM (u82oZ) I read that one, Earth Abides, and Lucifer's Hammer, back to back. After that, I needed a break. ![]() Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 17, 2025 08:03 PM (PiwSw) 275
>>>Westpac for the Navy was Sasebo Japan.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) ----------------- 16/boomer is good but do they still keep them in Japan? The George Washington left Japan about four days ago. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 17, 2025 08:03 PM (Ffc+8) 276
Quite you can use medical nuclear waste to great effect to increase the lethality over a timeline with a traditional bomb....shrapnel acts as a force multiplier for such a weapon exposing internal physiology to the radiological waste increasing cancer risk for survivors.
Posted by: Sven at June 17, 2025 07:59 PM (XFYYr) Which is why Jimmy Carter signing a Law that we could not reprocess nuclear waste was such a monumentally stupid act. We now have a shitload of Nuc Waste, can't get rid of it, and the Courts decided we can't use the one good storage place we made. Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2025 08:03 PM (mP0Kj) 277
If they Nuke Israel, Israel will nuke them right back. And hit the target.
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at June 17, 2025 08:03 PM (gDhA9) 278
" If its UPS, then the Iranian nuke will be stolen in California and placed on eBay.
Posted by: Anna Puma" lol Posted by: eleven at June 17, 2025 08:03 PM (fV+MH) 279
So if it’s not swimming in butter, it’s good!
Posted by: Piper at June 17, 2025 08:01 PM (pZEOD) You had me right up to that point. Posted by: davidt at June 17, 2025 08:03 PM (i0F8b) 280
Posted by: Salim Abu Aziz at June 17, 2025 07:52 PM (jc0TO)
Battery Aziz. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 17, 2025 08:01 PM (ExV1e) They call him the Sand Spider. Why? Probably because it sounds scary. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 17, 2025 08:03 PM (zZu0s) 281
246 Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 17, 2025 07:57 PM (6ydKt)
Don't forget 'Threads' from the UK which is supposed to be pretty horrifying. Posted by: Bibilus at June 17, 2025 07:59 PM (zZu0s) --- I don't thunk I've ever seen that one. I'll look around and see if I can watch it. There are more if you go back to the 60s. "Panic in Year Zero!", "Fail Safe", "Dr. Strangelove", "On The Beach". Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 17, 2025 08:03 PM (6ydKt) Posted by: Sven at June 17, 2025 08:03 PM (XFYYr) 283
Or sneak it into a port on a container ship......
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at June 17, 2025 07:38 PM (gDhA9) That's my thought, probably on the east coast. Suicide ship. Posted by: javems at June 17, 2025 08:04 PM (8I4hW) 284
kiloton grenade?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 17, 2025 08:05 PM (/Ghsb) Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2025 08:05 PM (A5bjg) 286
Sneak a nice large radiological weapon in a container that the paperwork says is granite kitchen tops.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 08:05 PM (BNLtx) 287
277 If they Nuke Israel, Israel will nuke them right back. And hit the target.
------- The problem is that they know it and don't care... Posted by: Triple at June 17, 2025 08:05 PM (URsrR) 288
Which is why Jimmy Carter signing a Law that we could not reprocess nuclear waste was such a monumentally stupid act. We now have a shitload of Nuc Waste, can't get rid of it, and the Courts decided we can't use the one good storage place we made.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2025 08:03 PM (mP0Kj) Heard a plan that you could take a bit of waste, put it in the center of a ball of stuff golfball sized and fire it into a hard ceramic. Blocks all the radioactivity and the rest could be stored whereever. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 08:05 PM (8avO+) Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 17, 2025 08:05 PM (zZu0s) Posted by: t-bird at June 17, 2025 08:05 PM (nYrjk) 291
{{{I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper }}}
Earth Abides! Yikes. Lucifer's Hammer was a cheery, optimistic story next to that. Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2025 08:05 PM (u82oZ) 292
The long term effects of nukes are overrated I think, unless you are in the immediate blast/fallout area. In that case, yeah you're probably fucked.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 17, 2025 07:55 PM (y9nCu) Listen up people! I have just received word from the old man in the cave. Lots of radium 17 and borium in the rain tonight, so cover all rain barrels until it clears. Also, all the canned Wolf chili we found is loaded with Stronium 19 and must be avoided. That is all. Posted by: Goldsmith at June 17, 2025 08:06 PM (R/m4+) Posted by: eleven at June 17, 2025 08:06 PM (fV+MH) 294
281) Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 17, 2025 08:03 PM (6ydKt)
https://youtu.be/VR1U6MNoVXk?si=81KhGQpPnbHH_EJ0 Panic in Year Zero Posted by: Sven at June 17, 2025 08:06 PM (XFYYr) 295
OK. It’s 9.5 hours ahead in Iran. They are running out of nighttime…
Posted by: Cow Demon at June 17, 2025 08:06 PM (vm8sq) 296
The idea of the effect of dirty bombs is greatly overestimated.
Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2025 07:29 PM (YwEeS) The bad thing about radioactive debris is that it radiates, and by so doing, can injure you. The good thing about radioactive debris is that it radiates, and by so doing, gives away its location. You could program robots to search for it, and sweep it up. Biological agents would be a lot harder to detect. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 17, 2025 08:06 PM (MRsv9) 297
This business with Noem is suspicious. Remember Her purse was stollen? had her meds in it.
Posted by: runner at June 17, 2025 08:06 PM (nQcpu) 298
Who eats corn without butter?
Heathens. Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2025 08:05 PM (A5bjg) Genetic engineer the plant so there's butter inside the kernel. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 08:06 PM (8avO+) 299
What's the delivery system? Federal Express?
Posted by: Orson Memphis. It all goes through Memphis. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at June 17, 2025 08:06 PM (dR6yv) 300
Look, I'm pissed about Ft Sumter but that's going too far.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 08:01 PM (8avO+) It's a tourist attraction now. You have to take a boat ride in the harbor to get there. Tours, museum, and a gift shop. Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 17, 2025 08:06 PM (6ydKt) 301
259 I've seen electricity costs in Iran are ¢0.5 per kilowatt hour.
Posted by: andycanuck ---- I read that China costs about ¢1 /kWh. That's wholesale , and the benefits of coal and low regulations. Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at June 17, 2025 08:07 PM (AFyB2) Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2025 08:07 PM (u82oZ) 303
Iran doesn’t even grasp that they’re making all of us more determined than ever to make sure they never get nukes.
Almost everything Iran has been promising all these years has been a big bluff. I’m betting this is, too. Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2025 08:07 PM (47gcY) 304
286 Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 08:05 PM (BNLtx)
Mark it as a medicinal pick-me-up from Ancient Persia and Starbucks will deliver it for you Posted by: Sven at June 17, 2025 08:07 PM (XFYYr) 305
If the Mullahs want to go out in a blaze of glory, don't discount their other options...like warheads filled with chemicals, or biologics.
But yeah, I think the video is a (desperate) bluff. Posted by: CPT. Charles at June 17, 2025 08:07 PM (XjTSo) 306
Some network news asshole said the Nimitz was bringing the bunker busters. They don't have the right plane. Why would they do that?
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2025 08:07 PM (P9gC0) 307
Syria, Iraq, and Jordan "Hey whoa, wait a minute, guys, guys...."
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at June 17, 2025 08:08 PM (gDhA9) 308
OK. It’s 9.5 hours ahead in Iran. They are running out of nighttime…
They didn't actually say their nighttime. Posted by: Oddbob at June 17, 2025 08:08 PM (/y8xj) 309
https://youtu.be/VR1U6MNoVXk?si=81KhGQpPnbHH_EJ0
Panic in Year Zero Posted by: Sven at June 17, 2025 08:06 PM (XFYYr) --- I'll have to watch that one. It's the one out of that list I haven't seen. Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 17, 2025 08:08 PM (6ydKt) 310
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 11h
BREAKING: Indonesia's Mount Lewotobi Laki Laki volcano erupts, unleashes colossal ash tower; alert raised to the highest level https://tinyurl.com/yarazeuw 29 seconds Posted by: andycanuck at June 17, 2025 08:09 PM (2yoRf) Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 08:09 PM (77rzZ) 312
Is this real or just an empty threat? A last second bluff?
If it's real, why say anything? For the clicks? Posted by: t-bird at June 17, 2025 08:09 PM (yzPgp) 313
That dude’s hand in the cringe ‘bomb sex’ video is way too manicured and photogenic. Hand model. Who produced this video, gay Victoria’s Secret?
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 17, 2025 08:09 PM (pNjYF) 314
The long term effects of nukes are overrated I think, unless you are in the immediate blast/fallout area. In that case, yeah you're probably fucked.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur It greatly depends on delivery method. Air blast creates fallout but mostly dissipates. Ground blast creates lots of radioactive contamination. Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at June 17, 2025 08:09 PM (AFyB2) 315
296 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 17, 2025 08:06 PM (MRsv9)
area denial weapons and the psychological impact are the true lethality....cancer will go up the mundane explosive will kill but America will be forced to shit or get off the pot...and I think we will shit. Posted by: Sven at June 17, 2025 08:09 PM (XFYYr) 316
Listen up people! I have just received word from the old man in the cave. Lots of radium 17 and borium in the rain tonight, so cover all rain barrels until it clears. Also, all the canned Wolf chili we found is loaded with Stronium 19 and must be avoided. That is all.
Posted by: Goldsmith at June 17, 2025 08:06 PM (R/m4+) Radium 17. 88 protons, minus 71 neutrons. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 08:09 PM (8avO+) 317
I think Tehran is 7.5 hours ahead.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2025 08:09 PM (P9gC0) 318
Now that would be a latte with a punch.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 08:10 PM (BNLtx) 319
Genetic engineer the plant so there's butter inside the kernel.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 08:06 PM (8avO I like where your head is at, young man! Can we....maybe....well, can you put the cheese inside the cracker? Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2025 08:10 PM (A5bjg) 320
I don't want anyone to die on either side. Not Iranians, and not Israelis.
Others may disagree, but I believe this was a war that never had to happen. The fact that it did, is a crime against humanity. I'm not going to play any games, blaming one side or the other, trying to relive history. I just know humans are not meant to treat each other this way. The whole thing makes me sad. Except the part my country is playing, that part makes me angry. The warmongers will get theirs in the next life. Posted by: BurtTC at June 17, 2025 08:10 PM (Ax924) 321
Posted by: Sven at June 17, 2025 08:06 PM (XFYYr)
Fun fact... ?si=81KhGQpPnbHH_EJ0 is a tracking cookie that youtube uses to associate your account with that of anyone clicking the link. Feds really like tracking cookies. Don't be a fed. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 17, 2025 08:10 PM (ExV1e) 322
I take it back.
I do remember Panic in Year Zero now that I'm watching him with the fishing rod. Saw it on TCM years ago. Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 17, 2025 08:10 PM (6ydKt) 323
311 Well, it was nice knowin’ y’all. Dibs on everyone’s stuff. Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 08:09 PM (77rzZ) You can have my bucket collection. Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2025 08:11 PM (A5bjg) 324
That is the actual size of the nuke they are stroking. They intend to sue a slingshot to deliver it...story developing....
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at June 17, 2025 08:11 PM (gDhA9) 325
As far as I know, Iran does not have a nuke delivery system.
Posted by: runner at June 17, 2025 08:11 PM (nQcpu) 326
Some network news asshole said the Nimitz was bringing the bunker busters. They don't have the right plane. Why would they do that?
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2025 08:07 PM (P9gC0) well it can fit in the admiral's cabin in a pinch. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 08:11 PM (8avO+) 327
310 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 11h
BREAKING: Indonesia's Mount Lewotobi Laki Laki volcano erupts, unleashes colossal ash tower; alert raised to the highest level https://tinyurl.com/yarazeuw 29 seconds ----------------------- Dang... and with all the EVs and windmills we were doing so good with greenhouse gasses. Posted by: Triple at June 17, 2025 08:11 PM (URsrR) 328
Y'know - that weapon with the nuclear hazard mark on it seemed awfully small for an actual nuke.
Now I am not an expert, but if they are hoping to use uranium rather than plutonium as a fuel, that implies a "gun type" nuclear weapon with two lumps of U-235 at either end of a tube. It would have to be about the size of "Little Boy," a gun type atomic bomb which was dropped on Hiroshima. Looks more like an artillery shell to me. Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at June 17, 2025 08:11 PM (2myyY) Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2025 08:11 PM (u82oZ) Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2025 08:11 PM (cYBz/) 331
309 Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 17, 2025 08:08 PM (6ydKt)
It's well done, it starts out almost as a send-up of "My Three Sons" style comedy and then shows the societal breakdown...it is funny to our eyes but when it was new it was shocking....essentially it is similar to Alas Babylon without the societal recovery arc. I am a Milland fan and he was good in this. Posted by: Sven at June 17, 2025 08:11 PM (XFYYr) 332
Islam and Shia Islam in particular wants armageddon in order to bring the 12th Imam out from his magic wishing well in Qom to usher in planet Islam for all eternity. If that well were bombed, it would mess up their prophecy. Big time Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2025 08:12 PM (x0n13) 333
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BREAKING: Indonesia's Mount Lewotobi Laki Laki volcano erupts, unleashes colossal ash tower; alert raised to the highest level https://tinyurl.com/yarazeuw 29 seconds Posted by: andycanuck at June 17, 2025 08:09 PM (2yoRf) That's surprising. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 17, 2025 08:12 PM (ExV1e) 334
306 - Buffs in Diego Garcia, GBU-57s on Nimitz, ...
i'm sure one of the best&brightest can figure it out (lol) (*redacted*) Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 17, 2025 08:12 PM (/Ghsb) 335
Fun fact... ?si=81KhGQpPnbHH_EJ0 is a tracking cookie that youtube uses to associate your account with that of anyone clicking the link. Feds really like tracking cookies. Don't be a fed.
--- Yup. On YT links you can leave off the ? and everything that follows it and the link will work fine. Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 17, 2025 08:12 PM (6ydKt) 336
>>> Shit. End of the wolrd and I gotta work.
Such is my luck. Posted by: Reforger at June 17, 2025 07:53 PM (LgDgc) Or, find a beach and someone to hold, a la the end of Rogue One (the only good Star Wars film from the modern post-Lucas fanfic girlboss films.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO4MxAkiom8 I'd better rewatch the Fallout show as research for the coming zombie nuclear apocalypse. And finally see Buckaroo Banzai. And learn how to can and skin a squirrel. Posted by: LizLem at June 17, 2025 08:12 PM (Eng1Z) 337
Looks more like an artillery shell to me.
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at June 17, 2025 08:11 PM (2myyY) We do have nuclear artillery shells too, apparently. Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2025 08:12 PM (A5bjg) 338
Well, game 6 is starting. Go Florida!
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 17, 2025 08:12 PM (3Ope8) 339
BurtTC, do you feel the same way about antifa?
Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2025 08:12 PM (DLqye) 340
I'm probably missing a few.
They tried to scare the shit out of us in the 80s when Regan got into office. Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 17, 2025 07:57 PM (6ydKt) I will say it again, the Boomers got told the world was fucked but they would be OK. GenX got told the world was doomed and they were fucked. The millennials got told they were fucked. Posted by: Kindltot at June 17, 2025 08:13 PM (D7oie) 341
285 Who eats corn without butter?
Heathens. Posted by: AlaBAMA at June Some butter is fine! Just not more butter than corn. Posted by: Piper at June 17, 2025 08:13 PM (pZEOD) 342
Given Iran's bluffs in the past - I'd wager that its a bluff... one that is appealing to the peaceniks for us to pull back on Israel's leash.
Unfortunately for Iran, we've had it about up to here with their BS for the past 4 decades. Even if they aren't bluffing - this will be resolved. A certain Team America quote is coming to mind here. Posted by: Defenestratus at June 17, 2025 08:13 PM (WYStd) 343
This evil, murderous, venemous rogue clique of criminals in beards and robes must be removed immediately.
Bottom line. Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 17, 2025 08:13 PM (RIvkX) 344
Well, it was nice knowin’ y’all.
Dibs on everyone’s stuff. Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 08:09 PM (77rzZ) I'm just sad for the animals who have to share this planet with such a shitty species. Posted by: BurtTC at June 17, 2025 08:13 PM (Ax924) 345
3:30 A.M. in Tehran. Just the right time.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 17, 2025 08:13 PM (Ffc+8) 346
As far as I know, Iran does not have a nuke delivery system.
Posted by: runner at June 17, 2025 08:11 PM (nQcpu) DoorDash. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 17, 2025 08:13 PM (ExV1e) 347
Perhaps what the moolahs are threatening is not a nuclear attack, but a biological attack, perhaps by their allies the Chinese, Russians or any of our adversaries.
Posted by: Lexus Nexus at June 17, 2025 08:13 PM (p2Opc) Posted by: eleven at June 17, 2025 08:13 PM (fV+MH) 349
Can we....maybe....well, can you put the cheese inside the cracker?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2025 08:10 PM (A5bjg) If you made a cracker bush of some kind, secreting a substance between the 2 crackers in the pod would be doable. Then the double stuff oreo vine is in sight. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 08:13 PM (8avO+) 350
Dang... and with all the EVs and windmills we were doing so good with greenhouse gasses.
---- We'll see if we have another "year without a summer" in our lifetimes. [Not that this one is that big... so far.] Posted by: andycanuck at June 17, 2025 08:14 PM (2yoRf) Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2025 08:14 PM (cYBz/) 352
Now that Israel has destroyed the last flyable F-14 Tomcats, back to finishing this model F-14.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 08:14 PM (BNLtx) 353
321 Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 17, 2025 08:10 PM (ExV1e)
Yes I am a Fed you caught me, no wait I am the unwitting pawn of them....no wait I am contractor for the armed part of them....no wait.... if we are to the point that linking to youtube is prima facie a cause for investigation we are all fucked.... let he amongst us who has never had to sit across from 3 counter-intelligence agents cast the first stone Posted by: Sven at June 17, 2025 08:14 PM (XFYYr) 354
I'd better rewatch the Fallout show as research for the coming zombie nuclear apocalypse. And finally see Buckaroo Banzai. And learn how to can and skin a squirrel.
Posted by: LizLem at June 17, 2025 08:12 PM (Eng1Z) Buckaroo Banzai is a "must watch." Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 17, 2025 08:14 PM (PiwSw) 355
341 285 Who eats corn without butter?
Heathens. Posted by: AlaBAMA at June Some butter is fine! Just not more butter than corn. Posted by: Piper at June 17, 2025 08:13 PM (pZEOD) If a little butter is good, a lot of butter is better. Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2025 08:14 PM (A5bjg) Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 17, 2025 08:14 PM (mnoTq) 357
BurtTC, do you feel the same way about antifa?
Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2025 08:12 PM (DLqye) As in, do I want them dead? No. I don't want them dead. People who commit crimes should be subject to the law though. Posted by: BurtTC at June 17, 2025 08:14 PM (Ax924) 358
Perhaps what the moolahs are threatening is not a nuclear attack, but a biological attack, perhaps by their allies the Chinese, Russians or any of our adversaries.
Posted by: Lexus Nexus at June 17, 2025 08:13 PM (p2Opc) kind of dumb to be patting a supposed A bomb warhead then. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 08:14 PM (8avO+) 359
Now that Israel has destroyed the last flyable F-14 Tomcats, back to finishing this model F-14.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 08:14 PM (BNLtx) ——— NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! — Tom Cruise Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 17, 2025 08:15 PM (pNjYF) 360
Just don't eat the corn longways.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2025 08:15 PM (P9gC0) 361
Anyone got the final scene from "Dr. Strangelove" handy?
Posted by: General Buck Turgidson at June 17, 2025 08:15 PM (R/m4+) 362
336, learn Morse code, too
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 17, 2025 08:15 PM (/Ghsb) 363
Some network news asshole said the Nimitz was bringing the bunker busters. They don't have the right plane. Why would they do that?
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2025 08:07 PM Those moab bombs are 30 feet long. I seriously doubt they would be able to fit in the magazine on an aircraft carrier. I know they would not fit on the magazine elevator. And I can 100% guarantee you the Navy would not just let those things be strapped down in the hanger bay, no matter how safe they are. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 17, 2025 08:16 PM (e5NfL) 364
This evil, murderous, venomous rogue clique of criminals in beards and robes must be removed immediately.
--------- But enough about the US courts. What do you think about the Iranian mullahs?? Posted by: andycanuck at June 17, 2025 08:16 PM (2yoRf) Posted by: Zombie Marlon Brando at June 17, 2025 08:16 PM (cYBz/) 366
I'd better rewatch the Fallout show as research for the coming zombie nuclear apocalypse. And finally see Buckaroo Banzai. And learn how to can and skin a squirrel.
Posted by: LizLem at June 17, 2025 08:12 PM (Eng1Z) No matter where you go, there you are. BB. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 08:16 PM (8avO+) 367
Buckaroo Banzai is a "must watch." Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 17, 2025 08:14 PM Mmmm..Ellen Barkin Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2025 08:16 PM (A5bjg) 368
359 Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 17, 2025 08:15 PM (pNjYF)
The tomcat was too cool to live, a lot like the Phantom which a sane nation would have updated to F-4X configuration....anyone have a spare sane nation handy? Posted by: Sven at June 17, 2025 08:16 PM (XFYYr) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2025 08:16 PM (x0n13) 370
It's well done, it starts out almost as a send-up of "My Three Sons" style comedy and then shows the societal breakdown...it is funny to our eyes but when it was new it was shocking....essentially it is similar to Alas Babylon without the societal recovery arc.
I am a Milland fan and he was good in this. Posted by: Sven at June 17, 2025 08:11 PM (XFYYr) -- It's definitely tame compared to the 80s films. I'm still enjoying it. I'll always remember Miland from "Dial M For Murder". An excellent Hitchcock flick. Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 17, 2025 08:16 PM (6ydKt) 371
Perhaps what the moolahs are threatening is not a nuclear attack, but a biological attack, perhaps by their allies the Chinese, Russians or any of our adversaries.
Posted by: Lexus Nexus at June 17, 2025 08:13 PM (p2Opc) Contrary to the constant drumbeat from the hair on fire brigade, Russia is not our adversary and they would not be involved in a biological attack against us. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 17, 2025 08:17 PM (ExV1e) 372
And I can 100% guarantee you the Navy would not just let those things be strapped down in the hanger bay, no matter how safe they are.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 17, 2025 08:16 PM (e5NfL) Empty the captains liquor cabinet, fits a dozen. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 08:17 PM (8avO+) 373
BREAKING: KRISTI NOEM RUSHED TO HOSPITAl after some sort of allergic reaction.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2025 08:16 PM Again? Posted by: toby928 at June 17, 2025 08:17 PM (jc0TO) 374
BREAKING: KRISTI NOEM RUSHED TO HOSPITAl after some sort of allergic reaction.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton She's allergic to the media. Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2025 08:17 PM (fxlwR) 375
361 Posted by: General Buck Turgidson at June 17, 2025 08:15 PM (R/m4+)
I would post the link but then you would need a QRF.... Posted by: Sven at June 17, 2025 08:17 PM (XFYYr) 376
>>> I'm just sad for the animals who have to share this planet with such a shitty species.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 17, 2025 08:13 PM (Ax924) Most animals would eat you without blinking, if they could. Nature is pretty cruel and terrible. But yes, we don't deserve the good ones. Posted by: LizLem at June 17, 2025 08:17 PM (Eng1Z) 377
Mmmm..Ellen Barkin
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2025 08:16 PM (A5bjg) She's a looney-tunes, AWFL Karen on X these days. Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 17, 2025 08:18 PM (6ydKt) 378
The Iranians don't have advanced penguin technology, do they?
Posted by: davidt at June 17, 2025 08:18 PM (i0F8b) 379
The tomcat was too cool to live, a lot like the Phantom which a sane nation would have updated to F-4X configuration....anyone have a spare sane nation handy?
Posted by: Sven at June 17, 2025 08:16 PM (XFYYr) Having it belch black smoke in Nam was an interesting decision Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 08:18 PM (8avO+) 380
Grumman's last Cat had so much Prescence, it dripped sexy death.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 08:18 PM (BNLtx) 381
If Iran dumps the mullahs, that is one less obstacle to US Russian partnership.
Posted by: Accomack at June 17, 2025 08:18 PM (FqNtp) 382
370 Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 17, 2025 08:16 PM (6ydKt)
Yeah, the thing is the 60s films dealt with the reality of a relatively inaccurate general exchange....with the lack or precision they would use high yield devices aimed at saturation coverage of urban areas....it would not be pretty. Posted by: Sven at June 17, 2025 08:19 PM (XFYYr) 383
Looks more like an artillery shell to me.
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at June 17, 2025 08:11 PM (2myyY) --- More like a mortar. That'd need to be .0005kt to be survivable. Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at June 17, 2025 08:19 PM (wzAuc) 384
Show of hands. Who would rather Kamala was handling this?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not at June 17, 2025 07:59 PM * raises hand * Posted by: Kamala "Kokonut" Harris at June 17, 2025 08:19 PM (0sNs1) 385
The Lost Weekend.
Posted by: eleven at June 17, 2025 08:19 PM (fV+MH) 386
Maybe Iran is plotting a series of stern letters.
Posted by: Oglebay at June 17, 2025 08:19 PM (MMp6W) 387
1h #BREAKING: Iranian ballistic missile hits Palestinian community near the city of Hebron in the West Bank Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 17, 2025 08:19 PM (Ffc+8) 388
Remember after 9/11 that Puerto Rican dude from Chicago who was nabbed as a potential dirty bomber who was planning on setting off a radiological bomb. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2025 08:19 PM (x0n13) 389
Most animals would eat you without blinking, if they could. Nature is pretty cruel and terrible.
But yes, we don't deserve the good ones. Posted by: LizLem at June 17, 2025 08:17 PM (Eng1Z) If my cats survive this and I don't, I hope I'm delicious. Posted by: BurtTC at June 17, 2025 08:19 PM (Ax924) 390
I'd better rewatch the Fallout show as research for the coming zombie nuclear apocalypse. And finally see Buckaroo Banzai.
And learn how to can and skin a squirrel. Posted by: LizLem You won't shoot enough to can. Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2025 08:19 PM (fxlwR) 391
Posted by: Sven at June 17, 2025 08:14 PM (XFYYr)
My point wasn't that you were a fed. My point was how to identify a tracking cookie, the fact that it makes you a better blog citizen to remove tracking cookies, and that removing tracking cookies makes the link shorter so you get fewer people bitching about url length. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 17, 2025 08:19 PM (ExV1e) 392
The Iranians don't have advanced penguin technology, do they?
Posted by: davidt at June 17, 2025 08:18 PM (i0F8b) Birds of Persia does not claim any penguins native to Iran. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 08:19 PM (8avO+) 393
She really loves that hospital!
Posted by: eleven at June 17, 2025 08:20 PM (fV+MH) 394
What was the space movie with Molly Ringwald?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2025 08:20 PM (A5bjg) 395
Iran is going to the UN tonight.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2025 08:20 PM (P9gC0) 396
Someone on X says that the surprise is the Ayatollah releasing his own bathwater soap, like Sydney Sweeney did.
https://tinyurl.com/3ypsj695 Posted by: Splunge at June 17, 2025 08:20 PM (ju/6W) 397
Jet engines of that era were all like that. Look at the B-52D.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 08:20 PM (BNLtx) 398
I'd better rewatch the Fallout show as research for the coming zombie nuclear apocalypse. And finally see Buckaroo Banzai.
And learn how to can and skin a squirrel. Posted by: LizLem You won't shoot enough to can. Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2025 08:19 PM (fxlwR) doing it in that order is also some feat. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 08:20 PM (8avO+) 399
386 Maybe Iran is plotting a series of stern letters.
Posted by: Oglebay at June 17, 2025 08:19 PM (MMp6W) I think we've located Brian Stetler... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2025 08:20 PM (x0n13) 400
Maybe Iran is plotting a series of stern letters.
Posted by: Oglebay at June 17, 2025 08:19 PM (MMp6W) I knew we never should have introduced them to Trey Gowdy. Posted by: BurtTC at June 17, 2025 08:20 PM (Ax924) 401
After the mullah regime is no more I'm sure my HOA would be happy to manage the place...
Posted by: Triple at June 17, 2025 08:20 PM (URsrR) 402
"Buckaroo Banzai is a "must watch."
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 17, 2025 08:14 PM (PiwSw) " if only for the scene where there is some sort of alert and every single person in Banzai's posse whips out a 1911 lol if only how did I get switched into this *@^$% timeline? Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 17, 2025 08:20 PM (/Ghsb) 403
It will hardly be a surprise when it turns out that the 12th Imam is a penguin.
Posted by: Penguin Facts at June 17, 2025 08:21 PM (vFG9F) 404
New Cafe the World Will Remember for Centuries
Posted by: toby928 at June 17, 2025 08:21 PM (jc0TO) 405
Islam and Shia Islam in particular wants armageddon in order to bring the 12th Imam out from his magic wishing well in Qom to usher in planet Islam for all eternity.
If that well were bombed, it would mess up their prophecy. Big time Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2025 08:12 PM (x0n13) The well can't be much bigger than a womp rat. The IDF just needs to give a kibbutz farm boy a $150M aircraft with minimal training and the well's history. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 17, 2025 08:21 PM (y9nCu) 406
The Jolly Roger's Tomcat is still the best livery.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2025 08:21 PM (A5bjg) 407
AZ Intel @AZ_Intel_ 2h
BREAKING: Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem transported to hospital by ambulance in D.C. area. She is conscious and has spoken with her security detail. - CNN AZ Intel @AZ_Intel_ 2h BREAKING: Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem suffered an allergic reaction today and was taken to the hospital out of an abundance of caution. Officials say she is alert and recovering, NewsNation reported citing a DHS official. Posted by: andycanuck at June 17, 2025 08:21 PM (2yoRf) 408
Grumman's last Cat had so much Prescence, it dripped sexy death.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 08:18 PM The F7F? Heck, yeah! Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2025 08:21 PM (0sNs1) 409
>>> Anyone got the final scene from "Dr. Strangelove" handy? Posted by: General Buck Turgidson at June 17, 2025 08:15 PM (R/m4+)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP7N_ZTDfyE And here's the atomic bomb opening scene from Fallout (with the priceless Walton Goggins): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJjIf7nwx6U Posted by: LizLem at June 17, 2025 08:21 PM (Eng1Z) 410
Iranian ballistic missile hits Palestinian community near the city of Hebron in the West Bank
Posted by: Braenyard Millions of dollars of improvements feared. Posted by: Zombie Marlon Brando at June 17, 2025 08:21 PM (cYBz/) 411
Remember after 9/11 that Puerto Rican dude from Chicago who was nabbed as a potential dirty bomber who was planning on setting off a radiological bomb.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2025 08:19 PM (x0n13) whats a radiological bomb. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 08:21 PM (8avO+) 412
I'm unsure that Iran would have any catastrophic asset out of a mountainside that the Israelis don't already know about.
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at June 17, 2025 08:22 PM (naiw2) 413
>>> 62 I hope they don't have a nuke even though I don't think a retaliatory nuke would be in Israel's interest.
If they know where Khamenei is they need to get a message to him similar to a horse head in his bed. Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2025 07:33 PM (VofaG) Have any of you racists considered that perhaps Khamenei would like to announce new pronouns??? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 17, 2025 08:22 PM (ULPxl) 414
After the mullah regime is no more I'm sure my HOA would be happy to manage the place...
Posted by: Triple at June 17, 2025 08:20 PM (URsrR) Haven't the people of Iran suffered enough? Posted by: BurtTC at June 17, 2025 08:22 PM (Ax924) 415
We already knew they're a bunch of jagoffs.
Posted by: DaveA at June 17, 2025 08:22 PM (FhXTo) 416
379 Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 08:18 PM (8avO+)
The PW-1120 for the "Super Phantom" would have been a game changer....one of our flaws is an actual paucity of airframes for mission.... any area where we do not have aircraft that has a Mig-17 has a problem for us. Posted by: Sven at June 17, 2025 08:22 PM (XFYYr) 417
Some butter is fine! Just not more butter than corn.
Posted by: Piper at June 17, 2025 08:13 PM (pZEOD) If a little butter is good, a lot of butter is better. Posted by: AlaBAMA ‐‐‐-----------' Watch the movie Wargames, where in one scene the father slathers butter all over a piece of bread and then uses the bread to butter their piece of corn. Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 17, 2025 08:22 PM (qZGxj) 418
Sefton
I suggested that Israel pirate Iran's broadcast channels to show a RuPaul 12th Iman climb out of the well and shake the booty. Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 08:22 PM (BNLtx) Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 17, 2025 08:23 PM (ULPxl) 420
I SAID NEW CAFE!
Posted by: toby928 at June 17, 2025 08:23 PM (jc0TO) Posted by: Soothsayer at June 17, 2025 08:23 PM (dNwZ7) 422
Tomcat was cool but the F15 and F18 were peak aircraft design.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2025 08:23 PM (A5bjg) 423
What was the space movie with Molly Ringwald?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2025 08:20 PM (A5bjg) Something about a Forbidden Zone Posted by: Mark1971 at June 17, 2025 08:23 PM (CNl8/) 424
and was taken to the hospital out of an abundance of caution.. . . .
Posted by: andycanuck When some press flack uses this phrase don't they really mean an 'overabundance' of caution? Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2025 08:24 PM (cYBz/) 425
The Iranian regime just wants to survive another day.
I hope. I have no idea if an attack on the US homeland is possible, but if I were Iran's leadership and wanted a deadman's switch, I'd be targeting America, not Israel. Posted by: mea culpa at June 17, 2025 08:24 PM (TOGmQ) 426
A plethora of cautions.
Posted by: toby928 at June 17, 2025 08:24 PM (jc0TO) 427
391 Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 17, 2025 08:19 PM (ExV1e)
I am in severe sleep deficit having just come in out of the field, I apologize and will refrain from posting goggle tube links until I am either retrained or more clear headed... I had a weird rotation. Posted by: Sven at June 17, 2025 08:25 PM (XFYYr) 428
The F-18 is a flying piece of junk pushed on the military by MDD.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 08:26 PM (BNLtx) 429
>>> And learn how to can and skin a squirrel.
Posted by: LizLem You won't shoot enough to can. Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2025 08:19 PM (fxlwR) Hah. Fine, I'll can fruit and veg, smoke the squirrel meat into jerky? Idea for next food thread. Posted by: LizLem at June 17, 2025 08:27 PM (Eng1Z) 430
428 Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 08:26 PM (BNLtx)
The hornet is an amazing piece of kit...less good a fighter than the cat and a less an intruder and more of a jaywalker... Posted by: Sven at June 17, 2025 08:27 PM (XFYYr) 431
I have no idea if an attack on the US homeland is possible, but if I were Iran's leadership and wanted a deadman's switch, I'd be targeting America, not Israel.
Posted by: mea culpa at June 17, 2025 08:24 PM (TOGmQ) how? If I have a pistol should I aim and Teheran to shoot it down? Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 08:28 PM (8avO+) 432
*Bulg calls Solomia Maievska*
“Hey, Solomia, humanity will end in a few minutes, Can you do me a solid? Or, better put, can I do you a solid? I promise your disappointment won’t last long,” Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 08:28 PM (77rzZ) 433
if it’s not swimming in butter, it’s good!
Posted by: Piper at June If it's not swimming in butter why eat it? Posted by: From about That Time at June 17, 2025 08:28 PM (n4GiU) 434
Remember after 9/11 that Puerto Rican dude from Chicago who was nabbed as a potential dirty bomber who was planning on setting off a radiological bomb.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2025 08:19 PM (x0n13) Jose Padilla Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 17, 2025 08:28 PM (/HDaX) 435
As far as I know, Iran does not have a nuke delivery system.
Posted by: runner Just to be safe, I'm not answering the door tonight. Posted by: t-bird at June 17, 2025 08:30 PM (BIMpQ) 436
Just to be safe, I'm not answering the door tonight.
Posted by: t-bird at June 17, 2025 08:30 PM Pizza. Posted by: Iran at June 17, 2025 08:31 PM (jc0TO) 437
If that well were bombed, it would mess up their prophecy. Big time
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2025 08:12 PM (x0n13) Yep. Drop a 15-megaton job right down that well. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 17, 2025 08:32 PM (on8Xq) 438
Others may disagree, but I believe this was a war that never had to happen. The fact that it did, is a crime against humanity.
- Yes, the folks in Hamas, who Iran armed, who slaughtered 1400 Israelis committed a crime against humanity. Posted by: Methos at June 17, 2025 08:33 PM (Dnobf) Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 08:33 PM (BNLtx) 440
Forgot about Jose Padilla. He's due to be released next year.
Posted by: mea culpa at June 17, 2025 08:35 PM (TOGmQ) 441
385 The Lost Weekend.
Posted by: eleven at June 17, 2025 08:19 PM (fV+MH) Another Miland great. He was in some great films. Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 17, 2025 08:35 PM (6ydKt) Posted by: Sven at June 17, 2025 08:35 PM (XFYYr) 443
Just to be safe, I'm not answering the door tonight.
Posted by: t-bird at June 17, 2025 08:30 PM (BIMpQ) Candygram! Posted by: 12th Imam at June 17, 2025 08:40 PM (V362x) 444
Maybe Khameni is dropping his onlyfans?
Joking aside, this really underlines how craven and cowardly the calls by the G7 for 'de-escalation' are. The West is run by stupid, supine, weak, traitors and the USA deserves better allies and Israel is well rid of them. They have no credibility, no morality and collectively they have repeatedly failed their peoples for more than 30 years. Posted by: stv at June 17, 2025 08:40 PM (+opPw) Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 08:43 PM (BNLtx) 446
Isn't there a thorium reactor design that is less wasteful, with fewer byproducts that could be turned into bomb material?
I wonder if that was offered, and declined as not putting out enough juice. Or maybe not putting out enough Jews. I suppose their accent might make it hard to tell. Posted by: Another Anon at June 17, 2025 08:49 PM (4h45B) 447
That 12th Mahdi will issue forth from a hole in the ground so I say it's Satan. So the shiiiiiits worship the devil. Tee Hee, we know how those cults end.
Posted by: Ciampino - Do not pass portcullis at June 17, 2025 08:52 PM (sPQoU) 448
The whole thing makes me sad. Except the part my country is playing, that part makes me angry. The warmongers will get theirs in the next life. Posted by: BurtTC at June 17, 2025 08:10 PM (Ax924) What makes me sad is people like you who think this country and your freedoms simply exist for the asking, never needing to be earned in any way. And when you are confronted with the cold hard truth, you call anyone who believes we should be a little more than whiny in the name of defense a “warmonger”. Posted by: Cow Demon at June 17, 2025 08:56 PM (vm8sq) 449
293 Lucifer's Hammer was ...memorable.
Weird. Memorable. Posted by: eleven at June 17, 2025 08:06 PM (fV+MH) A story of how people react to disaster, like the Survivor series by James Wesley, Rawles. Posted by: Eromero at June 17, 2025 09:02 PM (LHPAg) 450
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you have a granite countertop? Lots of granite has U in it. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 07:33 PM (8avO+) ---- I though the radioactivity of granite was due to potassium-40 in it from feldspars. Posted by: Ciampino - Do not pass portcullises at June 17, 2025 09:03 PM (sPQoU) 451
If my cats survive this and I don't, I hope I'm delicious.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 17, 2025 08:19 PM (Ax924) "Isn't it adorable? They're massaging my arm!" "Wake up, man! They're tenderizing you!" Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 17, 2025 09:03 PM (bA75n) 452
406 The Jolly Roger's Tomcat is still the best livery.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2025 08:21 PM (A5bjg) Slightly less than the Jolly Rogers F4J Phantom II flown by VF 84, my squadron. Posted by: Eromero at June 17, 2025 09:07 PM (LHPAg) 453
The Hornet is an amazing money sink.
New capabilities, you have to redesign the whole airplane. Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 08:33 PM (BNLtx) I had a friend in college who had an AMC Hornet station wagon. I do believe that, yes, it was a money sink. Posted by: Schroedinger's Cat Wears the Emperor's New Clothes at June 17, 2025 09:24 PM (bWR5k) 454
230 212 So that warning from Iran.. maybe they do have that nuke some of us think they have
Posted by: It's me donna at June 17, 2025 06:55 PM (VE6XX) all that looks certain so far is that there have been a lot of launches, so a pretty big missile strike is incoming. But it will be a couple hours before we know how big. Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2025 06:58 PM (uWKK ![]() With one of two nuke plants out, so I read and I know as much about this as the screaming harpies on X, I still think Wylie Coyote boom and a nasty crater where Tehran used to be tomorrow. Most of the scientists are vaporized. I suppose a janitor could try. I never worry. I am weird this way. Perhaps if a boom knocks me out of bed I will worry or think earthquake. Unless there are snakes and serial killers involved I remain calm. Have sex everyone! Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 17, 2025 09:47 PM (6PCLE) 455
Simple enough logic: Iran could have built a bomb by now if they wanted to. They did not get rid of a bomb program because they saw what happened to Gaddaffi.
Thanks Hillary, that was a really brilliant play. A man does what you want, and you then kill him. Posted by: Eric2 at June 17, 2025 09:55 PM (q7Vou) The Obama-Biden Policy of "Catch and Release" Is Over as Trump Does Not Release a Single Illegal Alien in MayThere have been a couple of illegals released here and there, but you can count them on two hands. And now: None.Perez complained that Biden had taken Border Patrol officers off the border, to have them sit at desks and fill out the paperwork for illegal aliens to get their free pass into America. Bill MeluginUS Attorney Bill Essayli tells insurrectionits, "You spit, we hit." He also said that the illegal alien terrorist who threw chunks of concrete down at cops from an overpass will face a minimum of five years in prison, and a maximum of 20. Texas is taking care of the rioters and border-scoffers: Wonderful. And Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy announced a "You break it, you bought it" policy: No DOT funds for any state that doesn't cooperate with ICE, and no funds for repairing federal highways that lawless anarchist state governors allow their antifa street militias to destroy.
Brit Hume Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Hola
Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 17, 2025 06:14 PM (GYt5+) 2
2nd
Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 17, 2025 06:14 PM (GYt5+) 3
3rd
Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 17, 2025 06:15 PM (GYt5+) 4
I called the otters
Posted by: Max Power at June 17, 2025 06:15 PM (q177U) 5
And nooded
Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 17, 2025 06:15 PM (GYt5+) 6
I voted for this.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2025 06:15 PM (u73oe) 7
Winning!
Posted by: Gref at June 17, 2025 06:16 PM (aBgBM) 8
Trump takes all the fish home. Releases none of them. Posted by: Frank Barone at June 17, 2025 06:16 PM (IifOV) 9
Good!
Just realized that being this hardball should have a knock-on effect in other areas besides crime and fraud. Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 06:17 PM (BNLtx) 10
I think it was the NYT ran a big article about how it may be the first year in like 70 that the USA will have a net reduction in immigration rather than increase!!!! ZOMG!!!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2025 06:17 PM (e7kz6) 11
It's about goddamn time.
Posted by: Guy who thinks it's about goddamn time at June 17, 2025 06:17 PM (TbWk/) 12
When will a streaming service like Peacock revive that TV series Alien Nation? They have to be thinking about it.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 06:18 PM (BNLtx) 13
Hume Cronyn >> Brit Hume
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 17, 2025 06:18 PM (PiwSw) 14
I like how Brit Hume can only express sentiments like he's complaining about a mild case of indigestion brought on by one too many canapes.
Is there another commenter that so clearly articulates the concern of the working man? Maybe George Will. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 17, 2025 06:18 PM (gNBgg) 15
Yeah "escort a migrant" is a strange euphemism for "attempted to assist a fugitive flee justice." The problem for these guys is that they always got away with it before, why not try it again!?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2025 06:19 PM (e7kz6) Posted by: Frank Barone at June 17, 2025 06:19 PM (IifOV) 17
I can see a new set of ads coming.
If you want to employ cheap Mexican labor for your business or home, you'll have to move to Mexico. Give up your US citizenship today! Mexico is waiting (to fleece you) for you! Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 17, 2025 06:19 PM (S/Y4j) 18
Southwest Airlines - You are now free to move about the country. NOT.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2025 06:19 PM (PfGa7) 19
So far I am liking this movie.
Posted by: toby928 at June 17, 2025 06:19 PM (jc0TO) 20
Escort a migrant
Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2025 06:19 PM (YwEeS) 21
His name is BRAD Landers?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 06:19 PM (BNLtx) 22
And what Lander did is ACTUAL obstruction, not like standing on the sidewalk filming a traffic stop.
Posted by: That guy should do federal time at June 17, 2025 06:19 PM (TbWk/) 23
How does the woman in the ad keep that fabric covering her boobs? Asking for a friend
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 17, 2025 06:19 PM (akw+7) 24
Brad Lander: Male Escort
Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 17, 2025 06:20 PM (Q/0Dk) Posted by: Frank Barone at June 17, 2025 06:20 PM (IifOV) 26
Lawless jerk. I’m embarrassed to admit that I’m from NY. Upstate was a great place to grow up. I didn’t appreciate how free we were, and how most of the people there were normal and possessed common sense.
Posted by: Unkaren at June 17, 2025 06:20 PM (LPL2Y) 27
Throw them all out.
The entire family, so as not to break them up. Chip their brains. If they try to come back without going through proper channels, detonate. Problem solved. Posted by: nurse ratched at June 17, 2025 06:20 PM (W2Pud) 28
Brad Landers, male escort of Greenwich Village
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 06:20 PM (BNLtx) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2025 06:20 PM (Q+BiN) 30
I guess we'll have to wait two years but I'm pretty sure Spaceballs 2 will mostly lampoon the Right and the cartoon versions of said same that the libs jerk off to every night.
Posted by: ... at June 17, 2025 06:20 PM (E0p3T) 31
Good
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 17, 2025 06:21 PM (xcxpd) 32
> And what Lander did is ACTUAL obstruction, not like standing on the sidewalk filming a traffic stop.
Dude. Duuuuude. Are you one of those "First Amendment Auditors?" Posted by: bonhomme at June 17, 2025 06:21 PM (lIio7) 33
If you want to employ cheap Mexican labor for your business or home, you'll have to move to Mexico.
it's not actually that hard! emigrate away! Posted by: Black Orchid at June 17, 2025 06:21 PM (Pv3Rg) Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 17, 2025 06:21 PM (/Ghsb) 35
Hume Cronyn played Oppenheimer first.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2025 06:21 PM (63Dwl) 36
23 How does the woman in the ad keep that fabric covering her boobs? Asking for a friend
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 17, 2025 06:19 PM (akw+7) ____________________ King Harv applied some "adhesive." Posted by: I'm going with an alias for this at June 17, 2025 06:21 PM (dIske) 37
Instead of off-world colonies, there is Mexico.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 06:22 PM (BNLtx) 38
****and said if her husband was taken into custody, she would shoot them."
----------- Our system of justice had become so corrupt that they have less respect for our officers than they do for the Mexican officers back home. - You know she wouldn't have said that to a Mexican cop. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 17, 2025 06:22 PM (Ffc+8) 39
38 Instead of off-world colonies, there is Mexico.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 06:22 PM (BNLtx) AKA: God's blind spot Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 17, 2025 06:23 PM (xcxpd) 40
In more good news, Gavin Newsom is crying because TGE is not, in fact, going to be granting waivers to BigAg and the hospitality industry:
x.com/GavinNewsom/status/1934966272275689745 Posted by: gKWVE at June 17, 2025 06:23 PM (gKWVE) 41
9 Good!
Just realized that being this hardball should have a knock-on effect in other areas besides crime and fraud. Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 06:17 PM (BNLtx) ==== "Rent prices." -me, for, like, 5 months Posted by: TJM's phone at June 17, 2025 06:23 PM (GBKbO) 42
It's about goddamn time.
Posted by: Guy who thinks it's about goddamn time at June 17, 2025 06:17 PM (TbWk/) —————— I laughed so loud at this the dog looked at me like I’m retarded. Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2025 06:23 PM (u73oe) Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2025 06:23 PM (VofaG) 44
Missles.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2025 06:23 PM (P9gC0) 45
Why would ICE show some rando a warrant when they arrest someone? I'm in the "it's none of your fucking business" camp on this.
Posted by: huerfano at June 17, 2025 06:23 PM (n2swS) Posted by: toby928 at June 17, 2025 06:24 PM (jc0TO) 47
I do not like the creepy women with the saggy boobs.
Posted by: Max Power at June 17, 2025 06:24 PM (q177U) 48
King Missile?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 06:24 PM (BNLtx) 49
45 Why would ICE show some rando a warrant when they arrest someone? I'm in the "it's none of your fucking business" camp on this.
Posted by: huerfano at June 17, 2025 06:23 PM (n2swS) ==== It's the line of defense the left has. It's stupid, but they're going to use it. Posted by: TJM's phone at June 17, 2025 06:24 PM (GBKbO) Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2025 06:25 PM (u73oe) 51
Lander cross endorsed Mamdani in the NY Dem primary for Mayor. Lander seems not to realize the Mamdani a Marxist Muslim would toss a Jewish guy like Lander off a roof in a heartbeat. Not the sharpest tack in the box
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 17, 2025 06:25 PM (akw+7) 52
Damn. Seeing what I voted for actually happening is making my foreskin into rhino leather from overuse. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 17, 2025 06:25 PM (y9nCu) 53
The mayor of Los Angeles complaining that their economy depends on illegals is like the mayor of New York complaining that NYC's economy depends on the mob and Giuliani should stop arresting them.
Whose fault is it that you built your entire economy around criminals?? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2025 06:25 PM (e7kz6) 54
We seem to have reached the point in our politics where the ticket to stardom in one of our parties is to interfere with federal agents executing immigration warrants and to get arrested while doing so. Is there majority support for this?
------------- Yes -- where it matters -- in Beijing. Posted by: ShainS -- Busy Organizing 'Make Trump King' Protests at June 17, 2025 06:25 PM (cXxcy) 55
32 > And what Lander did is ACTUAL obstruction, not like standing on the sidewalk filming a traffic stop.
Dude. Duuuuude. Are you one of those "First Amendment Auditors?" Posted by: bonhomme at June 17, 2025 06:21 PM (lIio7) As a state employee, we received training to deal with them. So far, haven't been approached by one though. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 17, 2025 06:25 PM (xcxpd) 56
So, on the one hand ai is going to steal our jobs.
And on the other, we can't deport anyone because no one wants those jobs. What will America do? Posted by: TJM's phone at June 17, 2025 06:25 PM (GBKbO) 57
Instead of off-world colonies, there is Mexico.
Posted by: Anna Any bar in Tijuana would rival the ones Han Solo has been in. Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2025 06:25 PM (PfGa7) 58
Damn. Seeing what I voted for actually happening is making my foreskin into rhino leather from overuse.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 17, 2025 06:25 PM (y9nCu) vivd Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 17, 2025 06:26 PM (xcxpd) 59
How the HELL is this LEGAL? Sean Duffy to withhold transportation funds from cities with anti-ICE protests
California needs to withhold ALL federal taxes. I believe it was H.L. Mencken who said: "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong." Were they paying attention on Saturday? There is not a place in this country where they won't find anti-ICE beliefs. No, not legal. But as long as the Republican congressman are cowering in the corner, they'll get away with it. SCOTUS would have a hard time with this one. They naturally want to punish liberals. But they also know there were protests in 50 states so you cannot just punish blue states by that logic. Brilliant! Force the commuters to walk to work and while you're at it, put Whites Only seats on the buses. It will be raining lawsuits on his head. Stop calling this the United States. The Confederate States is closer under the MAGA regime. Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 17, 2025 06:26 PM (ycI94) Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 17, 2025 06:26 PM (xcxpd) 61
There are some hilariously odd things being pushed by the left right now.
1) Illegal immigration is a civil crime, like jaywalking (BZZZT its a federal crime) 2) You have to show due process and warrants and such to arrest someone who is a fugitive from justice (BZZZT no you do not) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2025 06:27 PM (e7kz6) 62
Damn. Seeing what I voted for actually happening is making my foreskin into rhino leather from overuse.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 17, 2025 06:25 PM (y9nCu) Okay so not Jewish . Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2025 06:27 PM (VofaG) Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2025 06:27 PM (u73oe) 64
59 Were they paying attention on Saturday? There is not a place in this country where they won't find anti-ICE beliefs.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 17, 2025 06:26 PM (ycI9 === No damage to any infrastructure in FL. FL doesn't have to worry about this problem. Weird. Posted by: TJM's phone at June 17, 2025 06:28 PM (GBKbO) 65
You can bet Britt Hume never wore dungarees.
Posted by: eleven at June 17, 2025 06:28 PM (fV+MH) 66
How the HELL is this LEGAL? Sean Duffy to withhold transportation funds from cities with anti-ICE protests
This is how DUmmies interpret "federal money will not go to sanctuary cities." They are being so MEEANNN!!! Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2025 06:28 PM (e7kz6) 67
I refuse to even have a friend named Brad.
Posted by: jsg at June 17, 2025 06:28 PM (iGK7y) 68
> As a state employee, we received training to deal with them. So far, haven't been approached by one though.
Did you see the trial of that tool Chile DeCastro? It was hilarious when he thought he had the trial in the bag and he was going to get a slap on the wrist, but the Judge dropped the hammer. Watching him try to figure out what just happened was magical. Posted by: bonhomme at June 17, 2025 06:28 PM (lIio7) 69
Damn. Seeing what I voted for actually happening is making my foreskin into rhino leather from overuse.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 17, 2025 06:25 PM (y9nCu) --------------- Rhino Shield Posted by: ShainS -- Busy Organizing 'Make Trump King' Protests at June 17, 2025 06:29 PM (cXxcy) Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 17, 2025 06:29 PM (Q/0Dk) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2025 06:29 PM (Q+BiN) 72
That's a lot of winning.
But time for NBC Nightly Propaganda fest telling us how horrible everything is. Posted by: Stateless.. 32% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 17, 2025 06:29 PM (jvJvP) 73
Out: Prison Break
In: Escort Out: Child Sex Slave In: Unaccompanied minor Out: Gay porn In: Banned books Posted by: A Trannypire at June 17, 2025 06:30 PM (t0Rmr) 74
Dude. Duuuuude. Are you one of those "First Amendment Auditors?" Posted by: bonhomme at June 17, 2025 06:21 PM (lIio7) I don't know who I hate more, those gaping asshole auditors or the dumbshit cops who blunder into their trap by acting all Billy Badass I Got A Badge And You Don't. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 17, 2025 06:30 PM (y9nCu) 75
Were they paying attention on Saturday? There is not a place in this country where they won't find anti-ICE beliefs.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 17, 2025 06:26 PM (ycI9 Apparently this DU poster has a reading comprehension problem. Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2025 06:30 PM (VofaG) 76
Brit, majority support for what? Arresting politicians? Arresting illegals?
Because I'm suspect the answer to both questions is: Hell yeah! Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 17, 2025 06:31 PM (tT6L1) Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2025 06:31 PM (VofaG) 78
those gaping asshole auditors or the dumbshit cops who blunder into their trap by acting all Billy Badass I Got A Badge And You Don't.
Yeah there are no good guys in those confrontations. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2025 06:31 PM (e7kz6) 79
How the HELL is this LEGAL? Sean Duffy to withhold transportation funds from cities with anti-ICE protests
Beats the hell out of us. Posted by: The 55 mph speed limit and drinking age of 21 at June 17, 2025 06:31 PM (Wnv9h) 80
Yeah "escort a migrant" is a strange euphemism for "attempted to assist a fugitive flee justice." The problem for these guys is that they always got away with it before, why not try it again!?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2025 06:19 PM (e7kz6) Had no idea escorting criminals what what a comptroller does. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 06:32 PM (8avO+) 81
King Missile?
Posted by: Anna Puma No Kings! Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 17, 2025 06:29 PM (Q/0Dk) Princess Missiles! Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 17, 2025 06:32 PM (S/Y4j) 82
Were they paying attention on Saturday? There is not a place in this country where they won't find anti-ICE beliefs.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 17, 2025 06:26 PM (ycI94) LOL you should get out more. If your Mom will let you. Posted by: jsg at June 17, 2025 06:32 PM (iGK7y) 83
REPORT: Iran State Media Issues Terrifying Warning About a ‘Surprise Tonight that the World Will Remember for Centuries’
Whi is running Iran? The same people who ran Zombie Biden. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 17, 2025 06:32 PM (/lPRQ) 84
Priscilla Alvarez @priscialva 6m
“Secretary Noem had an allergic reaction today. She was transported to the hospital out of an abundance of caution. She is alert and recovering,” said DHS spokeswoman Tricia McLaughlin. Posted by: andycanuck at June 17, 2025 06:32 PM (2yoRf) 85
Did you see the trial of that tool Chile DeCastro? It was hilarious when he thought he had the trial in the bag and he was going to get a slap on the wrist, but the Judge dropped the hammer. Watching him try to figure out what just happened was magical.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 17, 2025 06:28 PM (lIio7) I was unaware of him. But I know the law is just what a judge says it is. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 17, 2025 06:32 PM (xcxpd) 86
Apparently this DU poster has a reading comprehension problem.
Posted by: polynikes That wasn't part of the recent download, but "ICE kidnappings" and "escorting migrants" certainly was!!! Posted by: DU Poster at June 17, 2025 06:32 PM (ycI94) 87
Okay so not Jewish . Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2025 06:27 PM (VofaG) Errrr, I'm disturbed at your interest in my foreskin, bud. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 17, 2025 06:33 PM (y9nCu) 88
> 1) Illegal immigration is a civil crime, like jaywalking (BZZZT its a federal crime)
The smarter ones will argue that being in the country illegally isn't a federal crime. They're baiting you to disagree, at which point they smugly inform you that a visa overstay isn't the same as illegally entering the country. They'll point out a visa overstay has only committed a civil violation. This argument may be technically correct (I'm not a lawyer), but it's just a tactic to win the debate. They don't care about the myriad other crimes illegals engage in to hide from enforcement agencies. Posted by: bonhomme at June 17, 2025 06:33 PM (lIio7) 89
Trying to escort a migrant...
Sorta like how Bill Clinton and Bill Gates and Prince Andrew and Alan Dershowitz were trying to escort minors. Posted by: BurtTC at June 17, 2025 06:33 PM (dGCAG) 90
67 I refuse to even have a friend named Brad.
Posted by: jsg at June 17, 2025 06:28 PM (iGK7y) I say, that's not very sporting. Posted by: Chip at June 17, 2025 06:33 PM (gKWVE) 91
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 17, 2025 06:26 PM (ycI94)
LOL you should get out more. If your Mom will let you. Posted by: jsg at June 17, 2025 06:32 PM (iGK7y) For many, getting out isn't the problem. Getting back in would be. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 17, 2025 06:34 PM (S/Y4j) 92
Iran State Media Issues Terrifying Warning About a ‘Surprise Tonight that the World Will Remember for Centuries’ _________ Aaron Judge goes to the Rockies for prospects. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2025 06:34 PM (QnmlO) 93
Is there majority support for this?
------------- Yes -- where it matters -- in Beijing. Posted by: ShainS -- Busy Organizing 'Make Trump King' Protests at June 17 boom. there it is. innit? Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 17, 2025 06:34 PM (/Ghsb) 94
Lander was trying to escort an immigrant? Had they not agreed on a price yet and needed to get someplace quiet to negotiate? Get to know each other better?
Posted by: Eromero at June 17, 2025 06:34 PM (LHPAg) 95
I don't know who I hate more, those gaping asshole auditors or the dumbshit cops who blunder into their trap by acting all Billy Badass I Got A Badge And You Don't.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur Cops. If they knew the law, and knew the laws they were paid to enforce, there would be no issue. The fact that they don't know, is why those auditors exist in the first place. Fuck those cops. Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2025 06:34 PM (PfGa7) 96
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Had no idea escorting criminals what what a comptroller does.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 06:32 PM (8avO+) --- To me, it's always been one of those titles that sounds important, but really doesn't have much meaning. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 17, 2025 06:34 PM (GlyvH) 98
Apparently this DU poster has a reading comprehension problem. Posted by: polynikes ================ It's a reading selection problem, not a reading comprehension problem. Every lefty MSM report is that the nation rose up in one voice and said NO KINGS, and we're on our way to removing Trump. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2025 06:34 PM (wbZPZ) 99
Errrr, I'm disturbed at your interest in my foreskin, bud.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 17, 2025 06:33 PM (y9nCu) You whipped it out right in front of me. I couldn't look away fast enough. ![]() Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2025 06:35 PM (VofaG) 100
Yeah "escort a migrant" is a strange euphemism for "attempted to assist a fugitive flee justice." The problem for these guys is that they always got away with it before, why not try it again!?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor If you’re a Democrat politician, you've probably spent a lot of time with migrant escorts, so it's not such a crazy word connection for them to make. Everyone likes big booty Latinas...or desperate, buff dudes. Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 17, 2025 06:35 PM (ycI94) 101
Trump address coming.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2025 06:35 PM (P9gC0) 102
King Missile?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 06:24 PM (BNLtx) It's detachable? Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 17, 2025 06:26 PM ISWYDT. Posted by: The 55 mph speed limit and drinking age of 21 at June 17, 2025 06:35 PM (Wnv9h) 103
DU: California needs to withhold ALL federal taxes.
-------- um...that aint how Taxes work you dope. It goes straight to the IRS. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 06:35 PM (8avO+) 104
You whipped it out right in front of me. I couldn't look away fast enough.
Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2025 06:35 PM Like staring at the Sun. Posted by: toby928 at June 17, 2025 06:35 PM (jc0TO) 105
Scripted political theater stunts are like bad improv: When it's funny, it's funny, but when it's not funny, you just want to kick them in the nads.
Posted by: zombie at June 17, 2025 06:35 PM (pMi6S) 106
The smarter ones will argue that being in the country illegally isn't a federal crime.
Except it is, because people who sneak into the country are not overstaying a visa. They never GOT a visa, they are trespassing and violating federal law. And as you point out, compound that with social security fraud, welfare fraud, tax fraud, etc. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2025 06:36 PM (e7kz6) 107
I like how Dem politicians will still say they want a strong, secure border but will go the mat to prevent deporting a single illegal, including those arrested/convicted of crimes. It as if they don't really believe it.
Posted by: Ripley at June 17, 2025 06:36 PM (21TM2) 108
Iran State Media Issues Terrifying Warning About a ‘Surprise Tonight that the World Will Remember for Centuries’
_________ It's 2:05 am. Best get with it before it's morning. Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2025 06:36 PM (PfGa7) 109
> I don't know who I hate more, those gaping asshole auditors or the dumbshit cops who blunder into their trap by acting all Billy Badass I Got A Badge And You Don't.
Sure, in those instances I root for injuries. But I've also seen plenty of those videos where the cop is just trying to do their job and the "auditor" makes a total nuisance of themselves. In those cases, the cops basically plead with them to stop being stupid and eventually are practically forced to arrest them so they will stop obstructing. Posted by: bonhomme at June 17, 2025 06:36 PM (lIio7) 110
Reading DU is a practical lesson on mental illness.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 17, 2025 06:36 PM (pohLc) 111
You whipped it out right in front of me. I couldn't look away fast enough.
Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2025 06:35 PM Did he at least excuse himself before he whipped it out? Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2025 06:36 PM (Wnv9h) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2025 06:37 PM (63Dwl) 113
Except it is, because people who sneak into the country are not overstaying a visa. They never GOT a visa, they are trespassing and violating federal law.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2025 06:36 PM Failing to present at a Port of Entry. Posted by: toby928 at June 17, 2025 06:37 PM (jc0TO) Posted by: eleven at June 17, 2025 06:37 PM (fV+MH) 115
LOL, Iranians are producing massive amounts of lies. They are definitely winning on that front.
So much BS, stuff like "Iron Dome is down!" As I'm watching the live feed of Iron Dome launches and subsequent mid-air flashes of light. And, proving they are the most retarded of retards, a bunch of Pali kids loaded an Iranian missile booster to the roof of their Yugo and are driving around with it chanting death to Israel. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 17, 2025 06:37 PM (G1EQj) 116
Aaron Judge goes to the Rockies for prospects.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2025 06:34 PM (QnmlO) Jesus Judge hitting with no air to stop the ball. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 06:37 PM (8avO+) 117
You whipped it out right in front of me. I couldn't look away fast enough.
Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2025 06:35 PM (VofaG) A surprise you'll remember for centuries Posted by: gKWVE at June 17, 2025 06:38 PM (gKWVE) 118
108 Iran State Media Issues Terrifying Warning About a ‘Surprise Tonight that the World Will Remember for Centuries’
Yeah, that foreskin story will haunt my future family for generations. Posted by: Stateless.. 32% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 17, 2025 06:38 PM (jvJvP) 119
(X) I voted for this
( )I did not vote for this Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 17, 2025 06:21 PM "You voted for it because you were misled by the disinformation and gaslighting of the vast right-wing media complex. When we take over, we are going to rectify that, good and hard." -- J. Random DUCommenter Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2025 06:38 PM (0sNs1) 120
Iran State Media Issues Terrifying Warning About a ‘Surprise Tonight that the World Will Remember for Centuries’
That could be taken so many ways. Perhaps the Mullahs are going to surrender. Posted by: toby928 at June 17, 2025 06:38 PM (jc0TO) Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2025 06:38 PM (VofaG) 122
Iranians are being told that the Zionist are just moments away from total collapse.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2025 06:39 PM (DLqye) 123
108 Iran State Media Issues Terrifying Warning About a ‘Surprise Tonight that the World Will Remember for Centuries’
_________ It's 2:05 am. Best get with it before it's morning. ____________________________ And the Mossad's response is perfect: https://tinyurl.com/mu9md33a Posted by: beckster at June 17, 2025 06:39 PM (NLtte) 124
The Iranian surprise: the entire nation announces it's gay. It's Pride Month. The Israelis can't attack them anymore.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 17, 2025 06:39 PM (akw+7) 125
94 Lander was trying to escort an immigrant? Had they not agreed on a price yet and needed to get someplace quiet to negotiate? Get to know each other better?
Posted by: Eromero at June 17, 2025 06:34 PM (LHPAg) Great point, maybe the word escort isn't the best euphemism. Posted by: CaliGirl at June 17, 2025 06:40 PM (v2VfP) 126
The smarter ones will argue that being in the country illegally isn't a federal crime. They're baiting you to disagree, at which point they smugly inform you that a visa overstay isn't the same as illegally entering the country.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 17, 2025 06:33 PM (lIio7) Uh, no. A Visa overstay shows prior planning to break our immigration law. They are still in the country illegally, AND you can add a bit of conspiracy on top... (3) attempts to enter or obtains entry to the United States by a willfully false or misleading representation or the willful concealment of a material fact, shall, for the first commission of any such offense, be fined under title 18 or imprisoned not more than 6 months, or both, and, for a subsequent commission of any such offense, be fined under title 18, or imprisoned not more than 2 years, or both. By staying past your Visa, on purpose, you have concealed a material fact... as well as committed fraud, and made a false statement to an Agent of the US. Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2025 06:40 PM (mP0Kj) 127
The smarter ones will argue that being in the country illegally isn't a federal crime.
Except it is, because people who sneak into the country are not overstaying a visa. They never GOT a visa, they are trespassing and violating federal law. And as you point out, compound that with social security fraud, welfare fraud, tax fraud, etc. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2025 06:36 PM (e7kz6) And there are international rules for where migrants go for processing. A dusty trail and sneaking into Arizona isn't on any of those. It has to be in the closest safe nation. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 06:40 PM (8avO+) 128
Errrr, I'm disturbed at your interest in my foreskin, bud.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 17, 2025 06:33 PM (y9nCu) You whipped it out right in front of me. I couldn't look away fast enough. Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2025 06:35 PM Sometimes, the mohel has to go to the mountain. Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2025 06:40 PM (0sNs1) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2025 06:40 PM (QnmlO) 130
I think we could have a hell of a flame war in here over the Cops v. Auditors debate.
Posted by: eleven Especially the 2A auditors. It all comes down too, if they aren't breaking the law, there is no reason to approach an initiate contact. Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2025 06:41 PM (PfGa7) Posted by: Intercepted Iranian Transmission at June 17, 2025 06:41 PM (iGK7y) 132
MANHANDLED
Posted by: wth at June 17, 2025 06:41 PM (UjdFS) 133
96 Breaking News: The following Pepsi and Mountain Dew flavors are being discontinued:
Pepsi Lime Pepsi Peach Nitro Pepsi Nitro Pepsi Vanilla Mountain Dew Major Melon Mountain Dew Zero Sugar Major Melon Mountain Dew Spark Mountain Dew Spark Zero Sugar Mountain Dew Purple Thunder Zero Sugar Mountain Dew Caffeine Free Mountain Dew White Out Mountain Dew Kickstart Mango Lime Mountain Dew Kickstart Original Dew Mountain Dew Kickstart Blueberry Pomegranate Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2025 06:34 PM (0sNs1) You made that up. Posted by: Eromero at June 17, 2025 06:41 PM (LHPAg) 134
So...illegal aliens from cartel countries are these democrats actual constituents. Huh. How much they getting paid?
Posted by: Derak at June 17, 2025 06:41 PM (un+3R) 135
So, the NY City comptroller was pandering himself to the illegal?
One would think a city comptroller would appeal to a more affluent client. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 17, 2025 06:41 PM (Ffc+8) 136
Iran State Media Issues Terrifying Warning About a ‘Surprise Tonight that the World Will Remember for Centuries’
--- This time, for real? Like for real real like the 500 other times you've said the same thing over the last few days? Or will next time be the real time? Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 17, 2025 06:41 PM (G1EQj) 137
Lander cross endorsed Mamdani in the NY Dem primary for Mayor. Lander seems not to realize the Mamdani a Marxist Muslim would toss a Jewish guy like Lander off a roof in a heartbeat. Not the sharpest tack in the box Posted by: Smell the Glove =============== What does that mean, cross endorsed? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2025 06:41 PM (wbZPZ) 138
I think we could have a hell of a flame war in here over the Cops v. Auditors debate.
Posted by: eleven at June 17, 2025 06:37 PM Yeah...watch douchenozzles like LiA and News Now NH or whatever that loser calls himself. Some cops are assholes. All frauditors are assholes. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2025 06:42 PM (Wnv9h) 139
compound that with social security fraud, welfare fraud, tax fraud, etc.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor 90% of my liberal neighbors exclusively hire illegals to do their house repair, landscaping, etc., and 100% of the time they pay (at the illegals' request) in cash. The hypocritical lefty white homeowners like it because they pay less to get the work done, and the illegals like it BECAUSE THEY DON'T PAY INCOME TAX and have no intention of ever declaring the cash payment on any 1040 form. Nearly all illegals who WORK in the US commit tax fraud, and nearly all illegals who DON'T work in the U.S. collect welfare benefits of various kinds and so commit welfare fraud. Posted by: zombie at June 17, 2025 06:42 PM (pMi6S) 140
Is it too much to hope for that illegals and Dems helping the fall down a flight of stairs? they may be unsteady on their feet, because their brain functions are flat-lining.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2025 06:42 PM (u82oZ) 141
It has to be in the closest safe nation.
Right, you aren't a refugee if you pass through several other safe nations to get to the USA, you're just an illegal immigrant. And the places these people are "escaping from" are not hell holes of war and famine, they are just 3rd world crappy places that are run badly. You are not a refugee because you fled Mexico City on account of how much it sucks. You're just trying to sneak into my house. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2025 06:42 PM (e7kz6) 142
Dallas had a married couple that got pulled over by the cops yesterday that had been living in Dallas illegally for over 20 years. Driving without a license with no insurance. They got cuffed and stuffed after it was determined they were in the country illegally and are now facing a deportation hearing.
The stupid part of this is they came to the US over 20 years ago on a tourist visa from mexico and just stayed here after the visa expired. At any time before the visa expired they could have applied to become citizens but they chose not to. Their adult kids who were all born here are now crying and moaning that they will forever be separated from mom and dad if they get deported for being illegal. Tough $hit, go to mexico and visit mom and pop after they get deported. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 17, 2025 06:42 PM (e5NfL) 143
>Had no idea escorting criminals what what a comptroller does.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 06:32 PM (8avO+) No, as Beverly Goldberg discovered, the job of a comptroller is to comptrol. Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at June 17, 2025 06:42 PM (pKqLo) 144
Brad the comptroller is running for mayor and no one knows who he is or what a comptroller is. Brad boosts his visibility with a stunt that gets him arrested and increases his visibility ten-fold.
10x0=0 Posted by: huerfano at June 17, 2025 06:42 PM (n2swS) 145
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 17, 2025 06:37 PM (G1EQj)
Yeah, Iran supposedly shot down 3 F-35s this week... but the 'picture' they use to prove it is so fake as to be stupid. Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2025 06:42 PM (mP0Kj) 146
[O/T:] Trump proclaims today's date "a day in commemoration of the 250th anniversary of the Battle of Bunker Hill."
https://is.gd/2amlMe (Interesting random link name generated there) Posted by: ShainS -- Busy Organizing 'Make Trump King' Protests at June 17, 2025 06:43 PM (cXxcy) 147
@137 the Dem primary is rank choice. They are telling their supporters to put the other guy second in their ranked vote
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 17, 2025 06:43 PM (akw+7) 148
there once was a man named Lander,
who really loved to pander.... Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 17, 2025 06:43 PM (rvwwT) Posted by: eleven at June 17, 2025 06:43 PM (fV+MH) 150
The smarter ones will argue that being in the country illegally isn't a federal crime.
--- Did they register and provide fingerprints? Cause that's another federal crime for anyone here who is not a citizen, if they don't. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 17, 2025 06:43 PM (G1EQj) 151
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 17, 2025 06:37 PM (G1EQj)
Yeah, Iran supposedly shot down 3 F-35s this week... but the 'picture' they use to prove it is so fake as to be stupid. Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2025 06:42 PM (mP0Kj) It isn't fake. Its a training crash in the US from 2024. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 06:44 PM (8avO+) 152
Especially the 2A auditors. It all comes down too, if they aren't breaking the law, there is no reason to approach an initiate contact.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2025 06:41 PM Starting with the DUI Fisherman. Fuck that guy, in particular. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2025 06:44 PM (Wnv9h) 153
I swear, I could get used to this Trump guy. Actual leadership, guts, grit, with an assload of common sense. After the last 4+ years of absolute stupidity. It's like going from a diet of unseasoned white rice to Cajun cooking. Like getting hit in the head by a 100 mph fast ball. A shock to the system. And could become addicting.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 17, 2025 06:44 PM (pohLc) 154
Trumps being schizophrenic about this.
Awesome that he has sealed the border. Fucking amazingly awesome. But then he turns around and says illegals in agriculture and hospitality can stay. While promising mass deportations. Dude you gotta pick a lane. Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 17, 2025 06:44 PM (/CkK4) 155
Brad the comptroller is running for mayor and no one knows who he is or what a comptroller is. ________ You think he has it bad. Posted by: Prothonotaries at June 17, 2025 06:44 PM (QnmlO) 156
"Do not come."
--Kamala, crossing her fingers Posted by: m at June 17, 2025 06:45 PM (CQE5S) 157
>>>REPORT: Iran State Media Issues Terrifying Warning About a ‘Surprise Tonight that the World Will Remember for Centuries’
They are remaking the original Star Wars films? Posted by: Max Power at June 17, 2025 06:45 PM (q177U) 158
Escorting a migrant? What was he doing, taking them to a dance?
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 17, 2025 06:45 PM (qBdHI) 159
JUST IN: Sec. Sean Duffy says sanctuary states will not get “ONE RED CENT” from the federal government to repair infrastructure damage caused by rioters
***** "Ahem..." (Some Judge in Hawaii) Posted by: EFG at June 17, 2025 06:46 PM (0fs9V) 160
90% of my liberal neighbors exclusively hire illegals to do their house repair, landscaping, etc., and 100% of the time they pay (at the illegals' request) in cash.
I went out of my way to make sure I had no mex crews doing the landscaping and renovation work I had done on the house for that reason and several others. It was a delight to hear people talking in English and listening to classic rock while working on the roof. Did it cost more? Probably. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2025 06:46 PM (e7kz6) 161
Judge to the Rockies might get NYC sports radio to shut up about the Knicks
Posted by: Accomack at June 17, 2025 06:46 PM (+sNap) 162
But then he turns around and says illegals in agriculture and hospitality can stay. While promising mass deportations.
————— He’s already rescinded that. DHS will continue raids on Ag and hospitality. Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2025 06:46 PM (u73oe) 163
Now no address. Full lid?
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2025 06:46 PM (P9gC0) 164
Nearly all illegals who WORK in the US commit tax fraud, and nearly all illegals who DON'T work in the U.S. collect welfare benefits of various kinds and so commit welfare fraud.
Posted by: zombie at June 17, 2025 06:42 PM Start prosecuting the employers. Hard. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2025 06:46 PM (Wnv9h) 165
Damn. Seeing what I voted for actually happening is making my foreskin into rhino leather from overuse.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 17, 2025 06:25 PM (y9nCu) Why $200 for a wallet? When you rub it, it turns into a suitcase! /Just the punchline Posted by: Butch at June 17, 2025 06:46 PM (sOT9p) 166
158 Escorting a migrant? What was he doing, taking them to a dance?
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 17, 2025 06:45 PM (qBdHI) That would be a MALE Escort? uhhh... /Looks around for Paul Pelosi Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2025 06:46 PM (mP0Kj) 167
But then he turns around and says illegals in agriculture and hospitality can stay. While promising mass deportations. Dude you gotta pick a lane. Posted by: Its Go Time Donald ============== I don't know if you heard, but he turned around again. The raids on ag and hospitality are back on. I don't know what the temporary halt was about, and that's all he billed it as -- no raids on ag or hospitality as of now, he said. Recalibrating or whatever? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2025 06:47 PM (wbZPZ) 168
The stupid part of this is they came to the US over 20 years ago on a tourist visa from mexico and just stayed here after the visa expired. At any time before the visa expired they could have applied to become citizens but they chose not to.
/- I’m in no way defending the actions of these two. But, it’s not that easy. You don’t just get a tourist visa come here and apply for citizenship. It’s a multi year process. Even multi decade in some cases. The backlog for Mexicans applying to immigrate legally is something like 17 years IIRC. Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 17, 2025 06:47 PM (/CkK4) 169
LOL, Israel just told the people in some district in Tehran to get out.
AKA, you're human shields for the Ayatollah. I mean, that's what Trump's tweet earlier was about--we see you and the human shields you're hiding behind. LOL. Boom, boom, boom, boom. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 17, 2025 06:47 PM (G1EQj) 170
83 REPORT: Iran State Media Issues Terrifying Warning About a ‘Surprise Tonight that the World Will Remember for Centuries’
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher Unless they nuke DC, no one will remember whatever it is they clam to have up their sleeve. All they do is bluster, bluster, bluster, and every time they fail to deliver on their bluster they end up looking foolish and more foolish. It's really weird how they never learn the lesson that's it's a bad idea to make emoty threats. Posted by: zombie at June 17, 2025 06:47 PM (pMi6S) 171
@realDonald Trump
We know exactly where the so-called “Supreme Leader” is hiding. He is an easy targe, but is safe there – We are not going to take him out (kill!), at least not for now. [gallows laughter] Bit we don’t want missiles shot at civilians, or American soldiers. Our patience is wearing thin. Thank you for your attention to this matter Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 17, 2025 06:48 PM (Ffc+8) 172
Iran State Media Issues Terrifying Warning About a ‘Surprise Tonight that the World Will Remember for Centuries’
....... They're going to shoot off a half finished nuke, watch it do a 180, and hit Tehran. Posted by: wth at June 17, 2025 06:48 PM (v0R5T) 173
The smarter ones will argue that being in the country illegally isn't a federal crime. They're baiting you to disagree, at which point they smugly inform you that a visa overstay isn't the same as illegally entering the country.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 17, 2025 06:33 PM (lIio7) ——- Don’t care. Round them up and deport them. Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 17, 2025 06:48 PM (tn3dm) 174
Aaron Judge goes to the Rockies for prospects.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2025 06:34 PM (QnmlO) Jesus Judge hitting with no air to stop the ball. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 06:37 PM (8avO+) Back in the day, Bill James used to try to explain park effects, and in those days it was Wrigley in Shitcago and Fenway in Beanietown. Management would think they had more than enough hitting, and not enough pitching, when park effects were causing them to overrate their hitters, and underrate their pitchers. Then the Rockies came along. And nitwits in Denver thought Dante Bichette and Vinny Castilla were great hitters. Posted by: BurtTC at June 17, 2025 06:48 PM (dGCAG) 175
Brad the comptroller is running for mayor and no one knows who he is or what a comptroller is.
He's a fat toad, no offense to toads or fat people, but guys like that have zero shot at high office these days. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2025 06:48 PM (e7kz6) 176
Did it cost more? Probably.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2025 06:46 PM (e7kz6) Yeah.... Lawn guy is outside right now... Born here although he is of Hispanic Descent. Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2025 06:48 PM (mP0Kj) 177
Ethically Sourced Organic Non-GMO Fair Trade Sustainable Free Range Mountain Dew for me.
Posted by: Why I do shop at Whole Foods, how did you know? at June 17, 2025 06:48 PM (PiwSw) 178
REPORT: Iran State Media Issues Terrifying Warning About a ‘Surprise Tonight that the World Will Remember for Centuries’
- Given the attached video, we're obviously supposed to conclude that they're going to pop off a nuke to prove they have it. At which point all the cucks who have spent the weekend arguing that "WMDs aren't real" and "Iran isn't our problem" will instantly pivot to "We must immediately give the Iranians whatever they want because they have nukes, so they're too dangerous to defy." Posted by: Methos at June 17, 2025 06:48 PM (Dnobf) 179
But then he turns around and says illegals in agriculture and hospitality can stay. While promising mass deportations.
Dude you gotta pick a lane. Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 17, 2025 06:44 PM (/CkK4) He didn't say they can stay . He directed ICE to concentrate on criminal and non Ag and Hospitality first. He's hoping for more self deportations and the least amount of damage to those business sectors by giving them a chance to get their shit in order before the hammer falls. Its the smart move and the move I think he intended to start with. Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2025 06:49 PM (VofaG) 180
157 >>>REPORT: Iran State Media Issues Terrifying Warning About a ‘Surprise Tonight that the World Will Remember for Centuries’
They are remaking the original Star Wars films? Posted by: Max Power at June 17, 2025 06:45 PM (q177U) They will hack the internet and all we'll be able to get is non-stop Greatest Hits of The Captain and Tenille. Might work for the Mullahs. I and billions of others will commit suicide after 3 hours. Posted by: Gref at June 17, 2025 06:49 PM (aBgBM) 181
Did it cost more? Probably.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2025 06:46 PM (e7kz6) Worth it man. My Son is a master plumber. And he charges out the ass to fix all the wetback fuckups that come his way. And a lot of them come his way. Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 17, 2025 06:49 PM (pohLc) 182
But, it’s not that easy. You don’t just get a tourist visa come here and apply for citizenship. It’s a multi year process. Even multi decade in some cases. The backlog for Mexicans applying to immigrate legally is something like 17 years IIRC.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 17, 2025 06:47 PM (/CkK4) Its not supposed to be easy. If it was we might as well have open borders again Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 06:49 PM (8avO+) 183
Totally OT. I just got an email ad offering me the chance to buy a baseball cap from a sporting goods company. The cap will have the company name prominently displayed, so I will be a walking billboard for them.
They want me to pay them $33 to do advertising for them. I bet the hat is made in China, too. Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 17, 2025 06:49 PM (hdoQS) 184
I don't know if you heard, but he turned around again. The raids on ag and hospitality are back on. — I didn’t hear that. It’s good he did but how long until he turns around on the turnaround? He seems to do that a lot. See Tarriffs as well. Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 17, 2025 06:49 PM (/CkK4) 185
I mean, that's what Trump's tweet earlier was about--we see you and the human shields you're hiding behind.
LOL. Boom, boom, boom, boom. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 17, 2025 06:47 PM (G1EQj) Boom Boom... out got the lights? Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2025 06:49 PM (mP0Kj) 186
illegals who DON'T work in the U.S. collect welfare benefits of various kinds and so commit welfare fraud.
Posted by: zombie at June 17, 2025 06:42 PM Start prosecuting the employers. Hard. Posted by: RedMindBlueState A lot of these guys are independent operators. Posted by: zombie at June 17, 2025 06:50 PM (pMi6S) 187
Did you see the trial of that tool Chile DeCastro? It was hilarious when he thought he had the trial in the bag and he was going to get a slap on the wrist, but the Judge dropped the hammer. Watching him try to figure out what just happened was magical.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 17, 2025 06:28 PM (lIio7) He's an idiot. Gives guys like Jeff Gray and Long Island Audit a bad name. Frankly, he gives humanity a bad name. Posted by: He's a narcissistic tard and his own worst enemy at June 17, 2025 06:50 PM (TbWk/) 188
Well I burnt through all the inheritance money on the house, so if something goes really wrong I guess I try to fix it my self now.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2025 06:50 PM (e7kz6) 189
Its not supposed to be easy. If it was we might as well have open borders again
Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 06:49 PM (8avO+) I’m Not saying it should be easy. I was simply responding to the comment that said why did they not just apply for citizenship while on a tourist visa. Cuz that’s not how it works, that’s why. Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 17, 2025 06:51 PM (/CkK4) 190
Judge to the Rockies might get NYC sports radio to shut up about the Knicks
Posted by: Accomack at June 17, 2025 06:46 PM (+sNap) You mean people in New York aren't creaming themselves over the fact that Showboat "The Gambler" Ohtani pitched an inning last night? Posted by: BurtTC at June 17, 2025 06:51 PM (dGCAG) 191
Nearly all illegals who WORK in the US commit tax fraud, and nearly all illegals who DON'T work in the U.S. collect welfare benefits of various kinds and so commit welfare fraud.
Posted by: zombie at June 17, 2025 06:42 PM Yep, if you pay someone cash to work for you and you do not complete an irs form 1099 with a valid ssn not only is the cash recipient breaking the law if they do not report their income, you are also guilty of a felony for not complying with federal tax reporting laws. I have to certify every year that we did not pay anyone more than $600 in cash or check for work other than the normal payroll which we report quarterly at our VFW when I complete and sign our tax exempt 990 form. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 17, 2025 06:51 PM (e5NfL) 192
>>>The backlog for Mexicans applying to immigrate legally is something like 17 years IIRC.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald ----------------- Twenty years ago there wasn't a backlog. There also was no resistance to them staying. If they'd have been sloppy and had a wreck or two they would have met resistance. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 17, 2025 06:51 PM (Ffc+8) 193
lot of these guys are independent operators.
Posted by: zombie at June 17, 2025 06:50 PM True, but to the extent they're found employed by someone else, nuke the employer. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2025 06:51 PM (Wnv9h) 194
At which point all the cucks who have spent the weekend arguing that "WMDs aren't real" and "Iran isn't our problem" will instantly pivot to "We must immediately give the Iranians whatever they want because they have nukes, so they're too dangerous to defy."
Posted by: Methos at June 17, 2025 06:48 PM (Dnobf) Talk about misreading the audience... If'n Iran pops a Nuc... gloves will come off. Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2025 06:51 PM (mP0Kj) 195
Chincoteague hospitality is all legal.
Posted by: Accomack at June 17, 2025 06:51 PM (+sNap) 196
Not one agent dug their knuckles into the Dem's ribs, right under the arm to get him to release his hold. My brothers had no issue doing this to me. Do better ICE.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 17, 2025 06:52 PM (Dv3i1) 197
Back in the day, Bill James used to try to explain park effects, and in those days it was Wrigley in Shitcago and Fenway in Beanietown. Management would think they had more than enough hitting, and not enough pitching, when park effects were causing them to overrate their hitters, and underrate their pitchers.
Then the Rockies came along. And nitwits in Denver thought Dante Bichette and Vinny Castilla were great hitters. Posted by: BurtTC at June 17, 2025 06:48 PM (dGCAG) Altitude helps offense, wind can help or hurt, but high temperatures also keys to lots of hits and homers. "thin air"? pitcher fatigue? Rockies should have built the park with a 500 foot center field wall. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 06:53 PM (8avO+) 198
>>>Yep, if you pay someone cash to work for you and you do not complete an irs form 1099 with a valid ssn not only is the cash recipient breaking the law if they do not report their income, you are also guilty of a felony for not complying with federal tax reporting laws.
I have to certify every year that we did not pay anyone more than $600 in cash or check for work other than the normal payroll which we report quarterly at our VFW when I complete and sign our tax exempt 990 form. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) --------------- There you go. Pay each one of them $599.00 Casual labor I think they call it. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 17, 2025 06:53 PM (Ffc+8) 199
I’m Not saying it should be easy. I was simply responding to the comment that said why did they not just apply for citizenship while on a tourist visa. Cuz that’s not how it works, that’s why.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 17, 2025 06:51 PM (/CkK4) The point is they didn't even try. Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2025 06:53 PM (VofaG) 200
@realDonald Trump
We know exactly where the so-called “Supreme Leader” is hiding. He is an easy targe, but is safe there – We are not going to take him out (kill!), at least not for now. [gallows laughter] Bit we don’t want missiles shot at civilians, or American soldiers. Our patience is wearing thin. Thank you for your attention to this matter Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others US Virgin Islands? Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 17, 2025 06:53 PM (/lPRQ) 201
Generally illegals don’t qualify for welfare. But the second they pop out an anchor baby…KACHING!! Because that’s baby qualifies for everything. Mama and papa start cashing fat checks the second it’s born.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 17, 2025 06:53 PM (/CkK4) 202
He's an idiot. Gives guys like Jeff Gray and Long Island Audit a bad name. Frankly, he gives humanity a bad name.
Posted by: He's a narcissistic tard and his own worst enemy at June 17, 2025 06:50 PM Chilito is a Grade A douchecanoe, but LIA is doing a great job giving himself a bad name without any help. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2025 06:53 PM (Wnv9h) 203
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Posted by: m at June 17, 2025 06:53 PM (CQE5S) 204
You will be miserable. They are remaking Star Wars.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2025 06:54 PM (P9gC0) 205
Worth it man. My Son is a master plumber. And he charges out the ass to fix all the wetback fuckups that come his way. And a lot of them come his way.
I did have to get some electrical work redone. The main electrician was the man, he knew his work. The apprentices he hired, significantly less so. A bunch of the outdoor conduit was indoor stuff and there were other small problems. I mean i could sue and all that but its months if not years in court and I don't think I would end up ahead in money. Just... chalk it up to experience. Now I'm really good at doing renovations at almost 60 and never gonna do it again. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2025 06:54 PM (e7kz6) 206
Rockies should have built the park with a 500 foot center field wall.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 06:53 PM (8avO+) Or they could have built it a few miles to the east. Posted by: BurtTC at June 17, 2025 06:54 PM (dGCAG) 207
Twenty years ago there wasn't a backlog.
There also was no resistance to them staying. If they'd have been sloppy and had a wreck or two they would have met resistance. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 17, 2025 06:51 PM (Ffc+ ![]() The US currently has the highest rate of Foreign Born living in the US, in its history. Even at the height of immigration in 1930, it was less than 12%... Now they acknowledge 15.6%, but that does not really count illegals who don't respond to polls. Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2025 06:54 PM (mP0Kj) 208
95 I don't know who I hate more, those gaping asshole auditors or the dumbshit cops who blunder into their trap by acting all Billy Badass I Got A Badge And You Don't.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur Cops. If they knew the law, and knew the laws they were paid to enforce, there would be no issue. The fact that they don't know, is why those auditors exist in the first place. Fuck those cops. Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2025 06:34 PM (PfGa7) Precisely. It's well-established law that filming police in a public is a First Amendment right. But cops continue to trip the fuck out, get an inch away from the camera and start waving their dicks around. If they would just do their job there would be no controversy or problem. But their egos just can't leave it alone. Posted by: YOU HAVE TO OBEY MUH AUTHORITUH at June 17, 2025 06:55 PM (TbWk/) 209
204 You will be miserable. They are remaking Star Wars.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2025 06:54 PM (P9gC0) Didn't they already remake the origin story? Just put a chick in it? Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2025 06:55 PM (mP0Kj) 210
Oh who? Judge is the Greatest Yankee since Joe D.
Met fans don't care either, but they don't count. Posted by: Accomack at June 17, 2025 06:55 PM (+sNap) 211
Altitude helps offense, wind can help or hurt, but high temperatures also keys to lots of hits and homers. "thin air"? pitcher fatigue?
All those taters and high batting average sold a lot of tickets for years. Before Mile High Stadium? The highest baseball park in the MLB was Atlanta LOL Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2025 06:55 PM (e7kz6) 212
So that warning from Iran.. maybe they do have that nuke some of us think they have
Posted by: It's me donna at June 17, 2025 06:55 PM (VE6XX) 213
199 I’m Not saying it should be easy. I was simply responding to the comment that said why did they not just apply for citizenship while on a tourist visa. Cuz that’s not how it works, that’s why.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 17, 2025 06:51 PM (/CkK4) The point is they didn't even try. Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2025 06:53 PM (VofaG) Dude!!! There’s no trying. It’s not how it works. You don’t just roll up and ask for citizenship while on a tourist visa. That’s my point. It’s like me asking you why didnt you even try to fly to the moon. Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 17, 2025 06:55 PM (/CkK4) 214
I don't know if you heard, but he turned around again. The raids on ag and hospitality are back on.
— I didn’t hear that. It’s good he did but how long until he turns around on the turnaround? He seems to do that a lot. See Tarriffs as well. Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 17, 2025 06:49 PM (/CkK4) none of them were turnarounds. He said concentrate on criminals first. now it is time for second, or third. I remember a recent raid on a meat factory and locals signing up for jobs already. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 06:55 PM (8avO+) 215
Mossad schooled Iran. Again.
God to see you posting, zombie. You bring a lot of class and keen observation to the Horde. Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2025 06:56 PM (u82oZ) 216
Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2025 06:49 PM (VofaG) ============== Also, he has now announced that the raids on Ag and Hospitality are back on. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2025 06:56 PM (wbZPZ) 217
The stupid part of this is they came to the US over 20 years ago on a tourist visa from mexico and just stayed here after the visa expired. At any time before the visa expired they could have applied to become citizens but they chose not to.
Their adult kids who were all born here are now crying and moaning that they will forever be separated from mom and dad if they get deported for being illegal. Tough $hit, go to mexico and visit mom and pop after they get deported. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 17, 2025 06:42 PM (e5NfL) This is why I want exit visas for this country much as exists in the Schengen Zone, Japan, ROK, Australia… Posted by: Cow Demon at June 17, 2025 06:56 PM (vm8sq) 218
I mean, that's what Trump's tweet earlier was about--we see you and the human shields you're hiding behind.
LOL. Boom, boom, boom, boom. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 17, 2025 06:47 PM (G1EQj) Boom Boom... out got the lights? Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2025 06:49 PM (mP0Kj) Sinclair: No Boom? Garibaldi: No Boom. Ivanova: No Boom Today. Boom Tomorrow. (Sinclair and Garibaldi walk off) Ivanova: What?! Somebody's got to have some perspective around here! Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 17, 2025 06:56 PM (S/Y4j) 219
Catch and Release....Like with cloth?
Posted by: Hillary Clinton, Murderess at June 17, 2025 06:56 PM (R/m4+) 220
We got class.
Posted by: eleven at June 17, 2025 06:56 PM (fV+MH) 221
the golf courses in the rockies are longer because the ball goes a lot farther.
Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2025 06:57 PM (VofaG) 222
Nick Sortor@nicksortor
#BREAKING: DHS Secretary Kristi Noem has been rushed to the hospital in DC I can confirm she went by ambulance about 45 minutes ago, and that ambulance was escorted by multiple Secret Service vehicles The nature of the emergency is unknown - Rumor has it, it's an allergic reaction.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not 223
You made that up.
Posted by: Eromero at June 17, 2025 06:41 PM Just because you or I have never heard of 97% of those flavors doesn't mean I made it up. ![]() Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2025 06:57 PM (0sNs1) 224
Altitude helps offense, wind can help or hurt, but high temperatures also keys to lots of hits and homers. "thin air"? pitcher fatigue?
All those taters and high batting average sold a lot of tickets for years. Before Mile High Stadium? The highest baseball park in the MLB was Atlanta LOL Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2025 06:55 PM (e7kz6) He dug up stats from minor league parks in Texas and the Southwest leagues. Same players in parks from Sea Level to Denver like altitudes. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 06:57 PM (8avO+) 225
Chilito is a Grade A douchecanoe, but LIA is doing a great job giving himself a bad name without any help.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2025 06:53 PM (Wnv9h) I don't know what you mean. I've watched a lot of his stuff and he doesn't instigate anything. The cops always end up swarming him because MUH AUTHORITUH. And I believe he's beaten all charges that have even brought because they were false. I've seen cops freak out and get violent with him, as well as say when they thought the cameras weren't rolling anymore "20 years ago he'd be dead." Those guys are the psychos. Posted by: Depends if you like rights or cops at June 17, 2025 06:58 PM (TbWk/) 226
There you go. Pay each one of them $599.00
Casual labor I think they call it. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 17, 2025 06:53 PM That's per person per year so they are going to have to hire a whole bunch of different gardeners, nannies, housekeepers, etc. to keep under the mandatory reporting laws. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 17, 2025 06:58 PM (e5NfL) 227
215 Mossad schooled Iran. Again.
God to see you posting, zombie. You bring a lot of class and keen observation to the Horde. Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2025 06:56 PM (u82oZ) Place could use the upgrade… every zombie is a counterweight to every tubal… Posted by: tubal at June 17, 2025 06:58 PM (PCK5/) 228
Did a deranged Democrat (BIRM) try to take Noem out?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 17, 2025 06:58 PM (/CkK4) 229
You made that up.
Posted by: Eromero at June 17, 2025 06:41 PM Just because you or I have never heard of 97% of those flavors doesn't mean I made it up. Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2025 06:57 PM (0sNs1) Good thing you didn't mention Baja Blast. I like that for some reason. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 06:58 PM (8avO+) 230
212 So that warning from Iran.. maybe they do have that nuke some of us think they have
Posted by: It's me donna at June 17, 2025 06:55 PM (VE6XX) all that looks certain so far is that there have been a lot of launches, so a pretty big missile strike is incoming. But it will be a couple hours before we know how big. Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2025 06:58 PM (uWKK8) 231
I put a 24 hold on anything being reported. I have seen more Trump said that 12 hours later is shown to be pure bullshit.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2025 06:59 PM (DLqye) 232
Cops. If they knew the law, and knew the laws they were paid to enforce, there would be no issue. The fact that they don't know, is why those auditors exist in the first place. Fuck those cops. Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2025 06:34 PM (PfGa7) Precisely. It's well-established law that filming police in a public is a First Amendment right. But cops continue to trip the fuck out, get an inch away from the camera and start waving their dicks around. If they would just do their job there would be no controversy or problem. But their egos just can't leave it alone. Posted by: YOU HAVE TO OBEY MUH AUTHORITUH at June 17, 2025 06:55 PM (TbWk/) You’d have a massive ego too if you can hide behind the law to commit your crimes or be incompetent, and there is nothing anyone can do about it, or so they think. Posted by: Cow Demon at June 17, 2025 06:59 PM (vm8sq) 233
Didn't they already remake the origin story? Just put a chick in it?
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2025 06:55 PM (mP0Kj) And made it gay and lame. Posted by: Formula for success! at June 17, 2025 06:59 PM (TbWk/) 234
But then he turns around and says illegals in agriculture and hospitality can stay. While promising mass deportations.
------- Allegedly has now walked that back and they're going too. TACO!!! Posted by: andycanuck at June 17, 2025 06:59 PM (2yoRf) 235
Before Mile High Stadium? The highest baseball park in the MLB was Atlanta LOL
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2025 06:55 PM (e7kz6) Seriously? That's weird. I'm not sure what else it would be, but I wouldn't have thought Atlanta. Posted by: BurtTC at June 17, 2025 06:59 PM (dGCAG) 236
Allegedly has now walked that back and they're going too.
TACO!!! Posted by: andycanuck at June 17, 2025 06:59 PM (2yoRf That's King TACO Posted by: It's me donna at June 17, 2025 07:00 PM (VE6XX) 237
I made boom in my pants.
Posted by: You know who at June 17, 2025 07:00 PM (KAi1n) 238
THIS was my #1 reason for voting Trump/Vance...other than I liked both men and wanted to squash Kamkook and the Ghey Pervert.
So I hope people, today, who voted for Trump/Vance yet are whining like mosquitoes that "he promised no war" will remember. Unless it has changed, we are still not in war. I really like some of the people who are whining elsewhere, but man up (even if you are female). They seem to completely forget who President Trump is in the art of every deal. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 17, 2025 07:00 PM (6PCLE) 239
It ticks off the car dealers when you switch their dealer plate surrounds with something like U.S. Navy Retired.
Posted by: Eromero at June 17, 2025 07:00 PM (LHPAg) 240
Did a deranged Democrat (BIRM) try to take Noem out? Posted by: Its Go Time Donald ============== Some weed or spicey food did. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2025 07:00 PM (wbZPZ) 241
228 Did a deranged Democrat (BIRM) try to take Noem out?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 17, 2025 06:58 PM (/CkK4) Allergic reaction. I asked Nick Cage what it was, and he said "The Bees! The Bees!" Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2025 07:01 PM (uWKK8) 242
Judge is the Greatest Yankee since Joe D.
Posted by: Accomack at June 17, 2025 06:55 PM "Pfffft." -- Mickey Mantle, Whitey Ford, Lawrence Peter "Yogi" Berra Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2025 07:01 PM (0sNs1) 243
Good thing you didn't mention Baja Blast. I like that for some reason.
Posted by: Oldcat Baja Blast is quite good. Far better than the original. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 17, 2025 07:01 PM (/lPRQ) 244
Tom Servo
The hits are not stopping Israel. I would advise the Iranians to not piss of the IAF. And every launch is one less irreplaceable missile gone. Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2025 07:01 PM (u82oZ) 245
Not aware of the "escort" exemption to the law.
You can arrest this child pornographer till I finish escorting him to a waiting taxi. Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at June 17, 2025 07:02 PM (gDhA9) 246
Funny thing about the mullahs, like leftards, no matter how many times the Jews kick their asses up around their noses, they insist on underestimating them.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 17, 2025 07:02 PM (pohLc) 247
All the other parks are in lowlands, along rivers and at the coasts, its kind of funny. Seattle's is almost at sea level, for example. LA is a little higher, but in a basin.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2025 07:02 PM (e7kz6) 248
Five o'clock. Time to make a drink. I think I'll dig out the peppermint and cinnamon schnapps and have a Crackhead Slammer.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 17, 2025 07:02 PM (hdoQS) 249
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 17, 2025 06:55 PM (
Okay you can't apply for citizenship on expiration of your visa but you can apply for a green card right? Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2025 07:02 PM (VofaG) 250
You’d have a massive ego too if you can hide behind the law to commit your crimes or be incompetent, and there is nothing anyone can do about it, or so they think.
Posted by: Cow Demon at June 17, 2025 06:59 PM (vm8sq) Which is a compelling reason in my view, among other reasons, to scale back or eliminate qualified immunity. Posted by: Very little disincentive to incompetence at June 17, 2025 07:02 PM (TbWk/) 251
Maple Syrup Mountain Dew. It goes well with French Toast...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 17, 2025 07:02 PM (PiwSw) 252
Then the Rockies came along. And nitwits in Denver thought Dante Bichette and Vinny Castilla were great hitters. Posted by: BurtTC at June 17, 2025 06:48 PM (dGCAG) Williamsport Coors Canaveral The Launchpad Posted by: Jim Rome at June 17, 2025 07:03 PM (vm8sq) 253
Did a deranged Democrat (BIRM) try to take Noem out?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 17, 2025 06:58 PM Anybody want a peanut? Posted by: Fezzik at June 17, 2025 07:04 PM (jc0TO) 254
Iran threatens every US base in the Middle East if it joins in any strike on Iran
Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2025 07:04 PM (DLqye) 255
Mtn Dew was always pretty goo the first couple slugs then I had a hard time finishing it. Like Mello Yello (is that even made any more?).
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2025 07:04 PM (e7kz6) 256
It ticks off the car dealers when you switch their dealer plate surrounds with something like U.S. Navy Retired.
Posted by: Eromero at June 17, 2025 07:00 PM We do that the second we get a new car home and toss the dealer thing in the trash. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 17, 2025 07:04 PM (e5NfL) 257
The hits are not stopping Israel. I would advise the Iranians to not piss of the IAF. And every launch is one less irreplaceable missile gone. Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2025 07:01 PM (u82oZ) Iran is at the use it or lose it stage. I think they're at the point where the only order left to give is to tell every unit to fire off everything they got in one last blast, and then head for the hills. Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2025 07:04 PM (uWKK8) 258
Lander is City Comptroller. Shouldn't he be at City Hall comptrolling? Poring over flow charts, Venn Diagrams, parking meter receipts, something? He can be a male escort on his own time.
Posted by: Deuce Bigelow at June 17, 2025 07:04 PM (G5+As) 259
212 So that warning from Iran.. maybe they do have that nuke some of us think they have
Posted by: It's me donna . --------------------------------- It'll be big and heavy. They have to move it, mount it on a rocket, and successfully launch it; all without blowing themselves up. Also doing it unobserved by satellite and who knows what else. If their bomb was complete we would have blown it up. Trump is certain that they will not have one. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 17, 2025 07:04 PM (Ffc+8) 260
Judge is the Greatest Yankee since Joe D.
Posted by: Accomack at June 17, 2025 06:55 PM "Pfffft." -- Mickey Mantle, Whitey Ford, Lawrence Peter "Yogi" Berra Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2025 07:01 PM (0sNs1) Jim Bouton. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 07:04 PM (8avO+) Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2025 07:05 PM (u82oZ) 262
I don't think Iran has a nuke yet, but I believe that they have enough materials around to make a nasty dirty bomb or two.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2025 07:05 PM (e7kz6) 263
Which is a compelling reason in my view, among other reasons, to scale back or eliminate qualified immunity.
Posted by: Very little disincentive to incompetence at June 17, 2025 07:02 PM (TbWk/) I agree. The cops need to be taken down a notch or two and…actually be put in a situation where, like the rest of us, they have to earn respect, not just be given it because they have a gun and a badge and allegedly wear such because they love their fellow citizens and just want to help people. Posted by: Cow Demon at June 17, 2025 07:06 PM (vm8sq) 264
...you know, I have no idea what a comptroller does. Nor do I really care.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2025 07:06 PM (e7kz6) 265
Not familiar with the lady but...
Breaking911 @Breaking911 1h R.I.P. — Celebrity chef & Food Network Star Anne Burrell dead at 55, cause unknown Posted by: andycanuck at June 17, 2025 07:06 PM (2yoRf) 266
Judge is the Greatest Yankee since Joe D.
Posted by: Accomack at June 17, 2025 06:55 PM "Pfffft." -- Mickey Mantle, Whitey Ford, Lawrence Peter "Yogi" Berra Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2025 07:01 PM (0sNs1) ALBUS DUMBLEDORE IS THE GREATEST YANKEE OF OUR TIME! Sorry, I meant Bucky Dent. Posted by: BurtTC at June 17, 2025 07:06 PM (dGCAG) 267
It ticks off the car dealers when you switch their dealer plate surrounds with something like U.S. Navy Retired.
Posted by: Eromero at June 17, 2025 07:00 PM (LHPAg) Especially when it's not your car and it's still on their lot. Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 17, 2025 07:06 PM (hdoQS) 268
Mtn Dew was always pretty goo the first couple slugs then I had a hard time finishing it. Like Mello Yello (is that even made any more?).
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor Go with the Slurm. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 17, 2025 07:07 PM (/lPRQ) 269
230 212 So that warning from Iran.. maybe they do have that nuke some of us think they have
Posted by: It's me donna at June 17, 2025 06:55 PM (VE6XX) all that looks certain so far is that there have been a lot of launches, so a pretty big missile strike is incoming. But it will be a couple hours before we know how big. Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2025 06:58 PM (uWKK ![]() At this point with a lot of scientists turned to vapor, it could result in a Wylie Coyote reverse boom boom. That's how I imagine them at this point anyway, scurrying around like little ants in their tunnels. Prayers for Israel and America. Apparently I don't care about anyone else today. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 17, 2025 07:07 PM (6PCLE) 270
Mtn Dew was always pretty goo the first couple slugs then I had a hard time finishing it. Like Mello Yello (is that even made any more?).
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2025 07:04 PM (e7kz6) 27 dollar for a 24 pack on Amazon Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 07:07 PM (8avO+) 271
256 It ticks off the car dealers when you switch their dealer plate surrounds with something like U.S. Navy Retired.
Posted by: Eromero at June 17, 2025 07:00 PM We do that the second we get a new car home and toss the dealer thing in the trash. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 17, 2025 07:04 PM (e5NfL) Last 2 vehicles I ordered, and made it a condition of the sale that there was no dealer stickers or anything on the car. Then totally debadged them... only 1 black bowtie on the grill of the dark grey truck right now. Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2025 07:07 PM (mP0Kj) 272
254 Iran threatens every US base in the Middle East if it joins in any strike on Iran
---------------------- If Iran strikes a US base Commander Counter Punch will eliminate every military asset they have at a minimum. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 17, 2025 07:07 PM (Ffc+8) 273
Ben Had
Iran would be very smart not to retaliate agains the US. We can then justifiably surge a whole lot of strike packages. Iran would not be a fun place after that. We have some nifty weapons to stop power distribution, for example. Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2025 07:08 PM (u82oZ) Posted by: BurtTC at June 17, 2025 07:08 PM (dGCAG) 275
Celebrity chef & Food Network Star Anne Burrell dead at 55
I don't understand the terms "celebrity" or "star" any longer. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2025 07:08 PM (e7kz6) 276
Not familiar with the lady but...
Breaking911 @Breaking911 1h R.I.P. — Celebrity chef & Food Network Star Anne Burrell dead at 55, cause unknown Posted by: andycanuck at June 17, 2025 07:06 PM (2yoRf) the stocky one with white hair? yep, i used to watch a lot of that network long ago Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 07:08 PM (8avO+) 277
Wasn't there a Mountain Dew type soda that came out a while back, started with a "C" I think?
Posted by: Knockoff or competitor? at June 17, 2025 07:09 PM (TbWk/) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2025 07:09 PM (QnmlO) 279
Atlanta averages about 1250' elevation. Nearly a quarter mile.
Posted by: Geography Facts U Can Use at June 17, 2025 07:09 PM (G5+As) 280
If it was mentioned I missed it, but there is a campaign brewing to get Mike Lee ousted for his comments on X about the man that assassinated the MN congresspeople. It's unbecoming and disgraceful and beneath his job to make light of their deaths, apparently. All my liberal friends are spitting mad about it.
Meanwhile, I'm sure these same people drew hearts and stars around Luigi for shooting that insurance CEO, bless their hearts. And would have mocked Trump had he been killed (thus always to tyrants, or something), and called it free speech. Posted by: LizLem at June 17, 2025 07:10 PM (Eng1Z) 281
We have some nifty weapons to stop power distribution, for example.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2025 07:08 PM (u82oZ) Or stop their ability to distribute refined fuel. Iran has, what, two oil refineries? Posted by: Cow Demon at June 17, 2025 07:10 PM (vm8sq) Posted by: Way too excited about recalling a soda name at June 17, 2025 07:11 PM (TbWk/) 283
NaCly, I am more concerned about a nuke in a sub.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2025 07:11 PM (DLqye) 284
If it was mentioned I missed it, but there is a campaign brewing to get Mike Lee ousted for his comments on X about the man that assassinated the MN congresspeople. It's unbecoming and disgraceful and beneath his job to make light of their deaths, apparently. All my liberal friends are spitting mad about it.
Posted by: LizLem at June 17, 2025 07:10 PM (Eng1Z) Their party assassinated those people! They have nerve to claim sympathy because of the people they murdered. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 07:11 PM (8avO+) 285
>>> Mtn Dew was always pretty goo the first couple slugs then I had a hard time finishing it. Like Mello Yello (is that even made any more?).
They were smart, they made flavors other than the classic nuclear neon green, which I don't like. Some of those are really good. They always do a mystery flavor around halloween and I usually like it. Posted by: LizLem at June 17, 2025 07:12 PM (Eng1Z) 286
I don't understand the terms "celebrity" or "star" any longer.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2025 07:08 PM (e7kz6) It's from the Old Angeleno for "someone who a small group of other someones needs a really huge group of totally other someones to at least pretend to really like". Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 17, 2025 07:12 PM (BcT2b) 287
Cops deal with the worst of the worse in 90% of their interactions with the public. ( excluding traffic cops).
I don't like the shitty attitude some of them have but I understand. I definitely couldn't do their job. I barely could do my job as an insurance claims manager. Made me distrustful and cynical. Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2025 07:12 PM (VofaG) 288
Okay you can't apply for citizenship on expiration of your visa but you can apply for a green card right? Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2025 07:02 PM (VofaG) I think you can only apply for an extension of your visa, depending on what type was issued. I don't think there is an extension on the B1/B2 visa, which is visitor/temp business. For the others, they tend to be longer term in the first place, with an expectation of extensions for a specified number of times. The green card, or resident alien card is the first step to becoming a naturalized citizen. Originally, to apply for one you had to return to your nation of birth and wait for an immigrant visa appointment with the US embassy there, but I think that regulation has been ignored for decades. Posted by: moki at June 17, 2025 07:12 PM (wLjpr) 289
NaCly, I am more concerned about a nuke in a sub.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2025 07:11 PM (DLqye) Iran's subs can't sail anywhere strategic, or fire anything if they could. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 07:12 PM (8avO+) 290
Cow Demon
One working refinery left. Have to see what the IAF does after the missiles strike. No Iranian refined oil to export hurts China a lot. Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2025 07:12 PM (u82oZ) 291
Sure!!! Screw the taxpayers!!!!
AZ Intel @AZ_Intel_ 4m BREAKING: U.S. Embassy in Jerusalem, Israel has been closed from Wednesday through Friday. Posted by: andycanuck at June 17, 2025 07:13 PM (2yoRf) 292
Then totally debadged them... only 1 black bowtie on the grill of the dark grey truck right now.
Posted by: Romeo13 I went to the same church as an elderly couple who bought a new Dodge Demon in 1972. They wouldn't take delivery until the dealer removed the DEMON lettering and the little demon decals. Posted by: Duster Clone at June 17, 2025 07:13 PM (G5+As) 293
Getting arrested for acting like an above-the-law dumbass is the new Tide Pods for Democrat pols.
Posted by: The Mantastic Tor at June 17, 2025 07:14 PM (dwzrA) 294
Celebrity chef & Food Network Star Anne Burrell dead at 55
Was she the fat one that looked like a Bull Dyke or was it the other fat one that looked like a Bull Dyke? Posted by: So Confusing at June 17, 2025 07:14 PM (R/m4+) 295
It'll be big and heavy. They have to move it, mount it on a rocket, and successfully launch it; all without blowing themselves up.
Also doing it unobserved by satellite and who knows what else. If their bomb was complete we would have blown it up. Trump is certain that they will not have one. - Whether it's militarily useful (yet) is an open question. Given the way the war is going, I think the play would be to test it where ever they can (i.e. in or under their own territory), claim to be part of the nuclear club and expect Israel and US to back down. I don't think there's any chance either does, I just think that's the thing that can be done quickly. The problem is, we've been kicking this can down the road for twenty years, and the odds keep improving that we waited too long. If instead they put it on a missile, even if it doesn't work, whoever's on the receiving end has a huge mess, radiological and psychological, on their hands. Posted by: Methos at June 17, 2025 07:14 PM (Dnobf) 296
Ben Had
A nuke has to be below a certain size to even be in a sub. Miniaturization of atomic weapons is very difficult. Not too worried. In a cargo container is a better worry, and there are detectors looking for that. Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2025 07:15 PM (u82oZ) Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2025 07:15 PM (VofaG) 298
Sure!!! Screw the taxpayers!!!!
AZ Intel @AZ_Intel_ 4m BREAKING: U.S. Embassy in Jerusalem, Israel has been closed from Wednesday through Friday. Posted by: andycanuck at June 17, 2025 07:13 PM (2yoRf) Thursday is Juneteenth. People have to do all their shopping and decorating for the holiday. Posted by: BurtTC at June 17, 2025 07:15 PM (dGCAG) 299
And just like that another wing hailing Obama's fragile ego in his Big Ol' Chicago Bath House Is no longer necessary. He is running out of legacy "achievements."
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 17, 2025 07:15 PM (NXz8h) 300
I wanted to be a chef but I didn't have enough tats.
Posted by: Syop me if you've heard this one at June 17, 2025 07:16 PM (fV+MH) 301
Was she the fat one that looked like a Bull Dyke or was it the other fat one that looked like a Bull Dyke?
Posted by: So Confusing at June 17, 2025 07:14 PM (R/m4+) So you're saying she didn't die from a vegetable overdose. Posted by: BurtTC at June 17, 2025 07:16 PM (dGCAG) 302
If instead they put it on a missile, even if it doesn't work, whoever's on the receiving end has a huge mess, radiological and psychological, on their hands.
Posted by: Methos at June 17, 2025 07:14 PM (Dnobf) Its pretty unlikely that they have a missile that can fit a nuke on them. That is a pretty large payload for something they haven't even tested. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 07:16 PM (8avO+) 303
Iran's subs can't sail anywhere strategic, or fire anything if they could.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 07:12 PM (8avO+) They don't need to fire anything. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 17, 2025 07:17 PM (zZu0s) 304
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Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2025 07:17 PM (u82oZ) 305
Too many carbs.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2025 07:17 PM (P9gC0) 306
Was she the fat one that looked like a Bull Dyke or was it the other fat one that looked like a Bull Dyke?
Posted by: So Confusing at June 17, 2025 07:14 PM (R/m4+) No, no. You're thinking of Guy Fieri. Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 17, 2025 07:17 PM (0eaVi) 307
I barely could do my job as an insurance claims manager. Made me distrustful and cynical.
Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2025 07:12 PM Dude. You could have called me. I would have been happy to inform you that you were far too young to be so cynical. Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2025 07:17 PM (0sNs1) 308
Thanks Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2025 07:15 PM (VofaG) Welcome, although its been a few years since I was in the consul business. Things have changed dramatically since then. Posted by: moki at June 17, 2025 07:18 PM (wLjpr) 309
>>> Their party assassinated those people! They have nerve to claim sympathy because of the people they murdered.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 07:11 PM (8avO+) I know! Lee had a pic of the assassin in that creepy latex mask, captioned "Nightmare on Waltz Street." He's insinuating that it was partly Waltz's fault that they got killed. Well, he's not wrong, and he cleverly tied the two together using pop culture. Conservatives are not allowed to be timely and clever. I'm trying to remember how the press and the politicians treated Rand Paul after he got beat up. I'm pretty sure they mocked him. Posted by: LizLem at June 17, 2025 07:18 PM (Eng1Z) Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2025 07:18 PM (u82oZ) 311
Tattoos are expensive as hell. I don't get how anybody can afford these full body tapestries they got. Especially line cooks and struggling musicians.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 17, 2025 07:18 PM (BcT2b) 312
No Iranian refined oil to export hurts China a lot.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2025 07:12 PM (u82oZ) The PRC can’t refine oil? Posted by: Cow Demon at June 17, 2025 07:18 PM (vm8sq) 313
BREAKING: U.S. Embassy in Jerusalem, Israel has been closed from Wednesday through Friday.
- They got Juneteenth off? Posted by: Methos at June 17, 2025 07:18 PM (Dnobf) 314
Iran's subs can't sail anywhere strategic, or fire anything if they could.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 07:12 PM (8avO+) They don't need to fire anything. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 17, 2025 07:17 PM (zZu0s) A 17000 mile cruise to sail into NY harbor and suicide? LOL. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 07:19 PM (8avO+) 315
Is it Giada that makes the olive wood implements?
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2025 07:19 PM (P9gC0) 316
AZ Intel @AZ_Intel_ 4m
BREAKING: U.S. Embassy in Jerusalem, Israel has been closed from Wednesday through Friday. Posted by: andycanuck at June 17, 2025 07:13 PM DURING PRIDE MONTH??????!???! Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2025 07:19 PM (0sNs1) 317
Welcome, although its been a few years since I was in the consul business. Things have changed dramatically since then.
Posted by: moki at June 17, 2025 07:18 PM (wLjpr) Being in the consul business usually doesn't end well. Posted by: J. Caesar, Consul at June 17, 2025 07:19 PM (0eaVi) 318
With full pay probably!!!!
Faytuks News @Faytuks 20m The US Embassy in Jerusalem will be closed tomorrow through Friday due to the security situation, according to the US State Department. The Consular Section in Tel Aviv will also be closed. Posted by: andycanuck at June 17, 2025 07:20 PM (2yoRf) 319
NaCly, I am more concerned about a nuke in a sub.
Posted by: Ben Had ...... I'm more concerned about that Supreme Burrito I had for lunch. Posted by: wth at June 17, 2025 07:20 PM (v0R5T) 320
NaCly, does the term 'suitcase nuke' ring any bells?
Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2025 07:20 PM (DLqye) 321
Haha.
Iran's new military boss, who replaced the last guy who was killed by Israel has also been killed. Guessing he didn't even have time to fill out his W-4. Next up! Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2025 07:20 PM (A5bjg) 322
Tattoos are expensive as hell. I don't get how anybody can afford these full body tapestries they got. Especially line cooks and struggling musicians.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 17, 2025 07:18 PM (BcT2b) They likely get a lot when there is a slump in the tat shop they hang out at. Or the tat dude needs practice. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 07:20 PM (8avO+) 323
Being in the consul business usually doesn't end well.
Posted by: J. Caesar, Consul at June 17, 2025 07:19 PM (0eaVi) You're telling me. Posted by: Bibilus at June 17, 2025 07:20 PM (zZu0s) 324
Hey NaCly!!! Enjoy your takes on the current situation!!
I had a friend at the US Embassy (then it was tel aviv) during Desert Storm. They were being pummeled by scuds, so had to go down to the bunker in the basement of the embassy, complete with gas masks. One guy brought his labrador, who had nervous gas. The folks could smell it through the gas masks, and one by one left the bunker. My friend said he'd rather take his chances with the scuds. Posted by: moki at June 17, 2025 07:21 PM (wLjpr) 325
NaCly, does the term 'suitcase nuke' ring any bells?
Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2025 07:20 PM (DLqye) Even our first nuke wasn't a suitcase nuke. Irans certainly wont. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 07:21 PM (8avO+) 326
Is it Giada that makes the olive wood implements?
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2025 07:19 PM (P9gC0) Around these parts, Giada is well known for making wood. Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 17, 2025 07:21 PM (0eaVi) 327
Ben Had
If the Iranians got one from the Soviet Union, they would have already used it on Israel. I regard this as unlikely. Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2025 07:21 PM (u82oZ) 328
321 Haha.
Iran's new military boss, who replaced the last guy who was killed by Israel has also been killed. Guessing he didn't even have time to fill out his W-4. Next up! Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2025 07:20 PM (A5bjg Tough first week... Posted by: Stateless.. 32% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 17, 2025 07:21 PM (jvJvP) 329
287 Cops deal with the worst of the worse in 90% of their interactions with the public. ( excluding traffic cops).
I don't like the shitty attitude some of them have but I understand. I definitely couldn't do their job. I barely could do my job as an insurance claims manager. Made me distrustful and cynical. Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2025 07:12 PM (VofaG) Traffic stops are somewhere around 60% of police-initiated interaction with the public. They could be MUCH better allocated. And they do see bad things in certain urban areas especially but I would wager most of them don't. So I don't buy the "they see the worst of the worst of humanity" pass for abusing their power or railroading people. Posted by: Just not buying it at June 17, 2025 07:21 PM (TbWk/) 330
We know exactly where the so-called “Supreme Leader” is hiding. He is an easy targe, but is safe there – We are not going to take him out (kill!), at least not for now.
- Guantanamo is lovely this time of year.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not 331
A 17000 mile cruise to sail into NY harbor and suicide?
LOL. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 07:19 PM (8avO+) Heh. Posted by: Marko Ramius at June 17, 2025 07:22 PM (PiwSw) 332
NaCly, does the term 'suitcase nuke' ring any bells?
Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2025 07:20 PM (DLqye) If you see one marked Iranian Tourister, run. Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 17, 2025 07:22 PM (0eaVi) 333
Genocide with civilian warnings...
Faytuks News @Faytuks 29m IDF issues evacuation warning for an area in Tehran, saying that strikes will commence in the coming hours. ==== [Leaflets in Arabic.] Posted by: andycanuck at June 17, 2025 07:22 PM (2yoRf) 334
299 And just like that another wing hailing Obama's fragile ego in his Big Ol' Chicago Bath House Is no longer necessary. He is running out of legacy "achievements."
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram Just who the heck is ever going to go there? And what do you think the weekly attendance is like at the Clinton Singlewide Lieberry? Posted by: Little Leary at June 17, 2025 07:22 PM (G5+As) 335
Congrats to those agents showing restraint. I'd be turning that comptroller dude's face into roast beef.
Posted by: It puts the lotion... at June 17, 2025 07:23 PM (AN+ve) 336
Nood
Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 17, 2025 07:23 PM (GYt5+) 337
Tattoos are expensive as hell. I don't get how anybody can afford these full body tapestries they got. Especially line cooks and struggling musicians.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 17, 2025 07:18 PM (BcT2b) They get them discounts with their dealers. Posted by: Especially the line cooks. at June 17, 2025 07:23 PM (TbWk/) Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2025 07:23 PM (u82oZ) 339
He's insinuating that it was partly Waltz's fault that they got killed. Well, he's not wrong, and he cleverly tied the two together using pop culture. Conservatives are not allowed to be timely and clever.
I'm trying to remember how the press and the politicians treated Rand Paul after he got beat up. I'm pretty sure they mocked him. Posted by: LizLem at June 17, 2025 07:18 PM (Eng1Z) He spent a month telling their assassins they have to be meaner. And those that were shot were turncoats who voted with the Republicans. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 07:23 PM (8avO+) 340
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R.I.P. — Celebrity chef & Food Network Star Anne Burrell dead at 55, cause unknown Posted by: andycanuck at ..... probably forgot to screw on the mayonnaise lid tight Posted by: wth at June 17, 2025 07:23 PM (v0R5T) Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2025 07:25 PM (u82oZ) 342
NaCly, does the term 'suitcase nuke' ring any bells?
Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2025 07:20 PM It's a long way to It's a long way to go Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2025 07:26 PM (0sNs1) 343
Tattoos are expensive as hell. I don't get how anybody can afford these full body tapestries they got. Especially line cooks and struggling musicians.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 17, 2025 07:18 PM (BcT2b) Pro Tip: The more tatts, the less talent. The guy who says but, but my Mom in 3...2...1... Posted by: The Truth at June 17, 2025 07:26 PM (R/m4+) 344
[Leaflets in Arabic.] Posted by: andycanuck =============== Probably Farsi. Same alphabet with a few variations. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2025 07:26 PM (wbZPZ) 345
moki
Their carbon filters needed to be replaced. Not going away from a SBD dog fart during a Scud attack. Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2025 07:27 PM (u82oZ) 346
OSINTdefender @sentdefender 2h
Reza Pahlavi, Crown Prince of Iran and son of Shah Mohammad Reza Pahlavi of Iran, who was deposed from power in 1979, released a message earlier today to the People of Iran, calling for an uprising against the Islamic Regime, stating, “the Islamic Republic has come to an end and is falling — Now is the time to stand up. The time to take Iran back. All of us together — Do not be preoccupied about the day after the fall of the Islamic Republic. Iran will not enter a period civil war or Instability, we have a plan for Iran’s future.” Posted by: andycanuck at June 17, 2025 07:28 PM (2yoRf) Posted by: andycanuck at June 17, 2025 07:29 PM (2yoRf) 348
Tattoos are expensive as hell.
- The human robot war is over. We lost. Celebrity Tattoo Artist Bang Bang Introduces the Newest Technology in Art: A Robot That Can Do Your Ink (Exclusive) https://shorturl.at/Asp2S
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not 349
Their carbon filters needed to be replaced. Not going away from a SBD dog fart during a Scud attack.
-------- pull my paw Posted by: andycanuck at June 17, 2025 07:30 PM (2yoRf) 350
Especially when it's not your car and it's still on their lot.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 17, 2025 07:06 PM (hdoQS) You almost made me choke on a bite of chocolate cheesecake. Posted by: Eromero at June 17, 2025 07:34 PM (LHPAg) 351
Just because you or I have never heard of 97% of those flavors doesn't mean I made it up. Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2025 06:57 PM (0sNs1) Just leave my Code Red alone or I'll sic Wichita on you. She's meaner than Tallahassee. Posted by: Columbus at June 17, 2025 07:35 PM (y9nCu) 352
Traffic stops are somewhere around 60% of police-initiated interaction with the public. They could be MUCH better allocated. And they do see bad things in certain urban areas especially but I would wager most of them don't. So I don't buy the "they see the worst of the worst of humanity" pass for abusing their power or railroading people.
Posted by: Just not buying it at June 17, 2025 07:21 PM (TbWk/) Houston PD until recently had a policy where each of their cops were REQUIRED to conduct at minimum one traffic stop a day. I don’t buy that either. If only because we are constantly assured that the cops are the ultimate gold standard of professionalism. Posted by: Cow Demon at June 17, 2025 07:36 PM (vm8sq) 353
Celebrity Tattoo Artist Bang Bang Introduces the Newest Technology in Art: A Robot That Can Do Your Ink (Exclusive) https://shorturl.at/Asp2S Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not at June 17, 2025 07:29 PM (L/fGl) Coding for doing the line drawing of a 3/4 inch porpoise for drunken trust-fund sorority girls ankles can't be TOO difficult. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 17, 2025 07:40 PM (y9nCu) 354
Okay you can't apply for citizenship on expiration of your visa but you can apply for a green card right?
Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2025 07:02 PM (VofaG) Yeah and that’s the part that takes 17 years. And Im pretty sure you have to do it while outside of the country. Otherwise everyone would get a tourist visa and never leave while waiting in their green card. Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 17, 2025 07:45 PM (/CkK4) Is This Something?Most of this will not be something. I know what some of you are thinking: Hollywood may be so devoid of ideas that they're remaking every movie from the 80s and nineties, but there's no way they're now remaking "classics" from the early 2000s, and even if they are, they certainly won't be remaking I Know What You Did Last Summer, for the love of everything holy. Well, guess what? You're wrong again. You're a black belt in Being Wrong About Everything. Fox is determined to milk the Alien franchise, which started the same year as the Iranian revolution, forever. They now have a TV show about aliens coming to earth. I don't get this. Yes, I liked Alien and I loved Aliens. But seriously, it's a limited concept. You can't just keep making movies and tv-shows and prequels about the same limited concept. Or I guess you can. But I don't get it. I have no further questions about the Terminator, Alien, or Predator universes. Or the Robocop universe. I have enjoyed their early entries. I've loved many of them. But we need to move on. There is no more juice in these well-squeezed fruits. Oh, and it turns out there is another Predator movie coming. Great, Mr. Fabulous, the self-described "fifty-year-old Bougie Bitch" Pedro Pascal, is in yet another movie. It's about a brave and noble sheriff fighting disinformation and disobedience as he attempts to enforce covid lockdowns. There's a moment of someone watching a podcast on the internet, so you know that's about Dangerous and Divisive Medical Misinformation. The end of the clip shows someone firing a heavy machine gun so that's gotta be Radicalized Far-Right Extremists Incited Into Violence. Now, I'm making a lot of assumptions. It could be that the movie is a more thoughtful look at the covid wars. But I doubt it. Nerdrotic says he has a Marvel source who says the new "Ironheart" Disney TV show is the worst thing that Marvel has ever done, and that includes their disastrous "Echo" show and "Secret Invasion" and "She-Hulk." It's being dropped with three episodes on one night so that the show is finished and forgotten as soon as possible. They did something similar with Echo, though in that case they dropped all five episodes in one night. Like one of those poops where everything goes in one smooth uninterrupted motion and you can't even believe how efficient and accomplished you are at pooping.The Superman movie continues to look over-stuffed with characters and plots but it also looks like it might be light and fun, like a comic book for kids. Which is A-OK with me. Let me get this off my chest: I'm sick and tired of NERDS!!! demanding that superhero movies or any other juvenile fare be "dark" and "grim and gritty" and "realistic" and hyperviolent and filled with cursing. This type of entertainment is -- or used to be, and should be -- kid-friendly. I think a lot of NERDS!!! are a little embarrassed that they like entertainment which is made for kids or made to at least be kid-friendly because that would suggest they're immature. So they want these entertainments to be made more "adult," but by "adult," of course they don't mean thoughtful, contemplative, and nuanced. No, they mean they want to see Superman rip people's heads from their bodies and use his laser vision to shoot holes through people's chests. And that he should say "f*ck" a lot. I have to admit that when I was younger -- like, teens and early twenties -- I had the same kind of idea. That this kind of movie would be Even Betterer if it were "hardcore." But as I've gotten older, and have approached, with increasing slowness, age 29, I've come to understand that I don't have to run away from my kid-self, or my teenaged self. My kid-self was right about a lot of things, and my teenaged self was too. I don't need these kind of kid-friendly entertainments to be "aged up" just to validate me, so I don't feel like a stupid baby for going to see a Batman movie. It's perfectly fine for an adult to enjoy an entertainment whose primary audience is younger people and kids. Every adult, even one approaching age 29, still has his 5-year old self inside him, and his 13-year-old self, and his 18-year-old self. Plus, a lot of children's entertainment can be pretty good. Disney cartoons from a bygone age often portrayed death in powerful and even traumatic way. Certainly Bambi portrays death much more realistically -- in that it has consequences -- than popcorn movies for "adults" that feature hundreds of people being killed with no one ever wondering if the dead enemies' wives and children will be looked after. Kid-friendly entertainment doesn't have to be childish, either. The original Superman was kid-friendly, but it was very well done. The original Star Wars films as well. (Bit of trivia: They filmed the severed arm in the cantina sequence for the sole purpose of getting a PG rating rather than the G rating they would have gotten without it -- they felt that teenagers would not see a G-rated film because teenagers are always afraid to be mistaken for kids or little babies.) The Indian Jones films are all basically kid-friendly, except for that one part in every Indiana Jones movie where someone gets his head chopped up by a propeller or something. Okay, maybe not for kids exactly, but a dad can watch that with his 12-year-old. "Kid-friendly" doesn't mean "childish." You can avoid all the things that flag a movie as R-rated while also avoiding the stuff that makes a movie seem childish -- cornball kid humor, simple-minded plots, cartoony "bouncy" background music, unrealistic characters, etc. You can make a movie that avoids the tropes of actual child fare and presents semi-plausible characters with semi-realistic adult psychologies. What Hollywood is doing is making very, very dumb movies with child-levels of nuance but throwing in R-rated violence to age it up. I don't know if Superman will be any good. I kind of doubt it. I don't think I'll wind up seeing it. But I do like the idea of making superhero movies and fantasy action movies with a younger audience in mind. I have fond memories of watching James Bond movies with my dad. Fathers need movies they can share with their kids. It can't all be about reassuring 25-year-old NERDS!!! that they're totally not babies because look, Superman just snapped this guy's neck. So hardcore! (I think James Bond books are basically boy's adventure fiction too, except the boy in question "borrowed" his dad's credit card to subscribe to Playboy.) I just don't get the idea that these Male Power Fantasy movies have to be "dark" and "mature." Having a Space Alien Cop snap the neck of a Space Alien Bad Guy isn't "mature." It's still children's entertainment with a veneer of graphic violence to seem mature. And don't get me wrong-- I like graphic violence, too. But I don't think Batman movies should look like the last twenty minutes of Rambo. That kind of movie should be reserved for 17 year olds, or 15 year olds who borrow their older brother's ID. Eh. I don't love Seth McFarlane but the director is Akiva Shaeffer or whoever The Other Guy from Lonely Island is. Mel Brooks announces "Spaceballs 2" coming in 2027. The teaser mocks Hollywood's sequel, prequel, reboot and side-quel mania.
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(I think James Bond books are basically boy's adventure fiction too, except the boy in question "borrowed" his dad's credit card to subscribe to Playboy.)
===== So much of genre fiction is just power fantasy. And I have no problem with that. "I wish I could fly and shoot lasers from my eyes and defeat the alien army." or "I wish I was a secret agent who was great with guns and could bed any woman." It's fine. It has its place. It is kind of childish, but most people go to the movies for escapism, not a look at the human condition. The two can marry, but ultimately...people like escapism. It just changes form over the decades. MGM musicals were huge for a very long time. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 17, 2025 05:02 PM (GBKbO) 5
. It's about a brave and noble sheriff fighting disinformation and disobedience as he attempts to enforce covid lockdowns.
---------- It's about a certain narrative that must not be forgotten. Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 17, 2025 05:03 PM (Q4IgG) 6
>>>I know what some of you are thinking: Hollywood may be so devoid of ideas that they're remaking every movie from the 80s and nineties, but there's no way they're now remaking "classics" from the early 2000s, and even if they are, they certainly won't be remaking I Know What You Did Last Summer, for the love of everything holy.
They already remade Fantastic Four, even before the upcoming Pedro Pascal remake-remake. I for one was not thinking that at all. Posted by: Dr. T at June 17, 2025 05:03 PM (jGGMD) 7
Alien: Romulus was basically the same movie as Alien, with some implausible circumstances bolted on to it.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 17, 2025 05:03 PM (Dv3i1) 8
Former CNN host Jim Acosta claimed on Tuesday that farmers are being “led astray” and voting for “far-right” candidates in U.S. elections.
Acosta stated during a Center For American Progress discussion that the “far-right” has figured out how to “infiltrate the heartland” and get farmers to side with the political right. While name dropping the late conservative host Rush Limbaugh, Acosta argued that many Americans are not getting their information from reliable news. Posted by: SMOD at June 17, 2025 05:04 PM (RHGPo) 9
Eh. I don't love Seth McFarlane but the director is Akiva Shaeffer or whoever The Other Guy from Lonely Island is.
======= "Revenge is awesome." I'm kind of looking forward to it. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 17, 2025 05:04 PM (GBKbO) 10
First!
Posted by: runner at June 17, 2025 05:04 PM (nQcpu) 11
I have to disagree. I cared a lot about Murphy and would like to know what his ultimate fate was. Did he reconcile with his family, as best he could? Did he live longer than his children, being bound to carry out his duty until.... the stars burned out?
Posted by: DFCtomm at June 17, 2025 05:04 PM (H0Gk5) 12
I want Ace to incorporate the phrase Free-Ballin' more in his posts. For instance: Trump is Free-Ballin' policy based on past promises, Irking both Democrats & Republicans Posted by: Soothsayer at June 17, 2025 05:04 PM (h0F3f) Posted by: ace at June 17, 2025 05:05 PM (KRtlO) 14
Couldn't you do a nice alien--she joins a Mom's group and drinks wine?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 17, 2025 05:05 PM (kTd/k) Posted by: Soothsayer at June 17, 2025 05:05 PM (h0F3f) 16
>>>I have to disagree. I cared a lot about Murphy and would like to know what his ultimate fate was. Did he reconcile with his family, as best he could? Did he live longer than his children, being bound to carry out his duty until.... the stars burned out?
okay but that would be a genre-shift into a sci-fi drama. Which might be interesting. But it wouldn't be the same Robocop movie all over again. Posted by: ace at June 17, 2025 05:05 PM (KRtlO) 17
I don't like dark. I like happy endings !
Posted by: runner at June 17, 2025 05:06 PM (nQcpu) Posted by: man at June 17, 2025 05:07 PM (tubbA) 19
It's being dropped with three episodes on one night so that the show is finished and forgotten as soon as possible. They did something similar with Echo, though in that case they dropped all five episodes in one night. Like one of those poops where everything goes in one smooth uninterrupted motion and you can't even believe how efficient and accomplished you are at pooping.
Damn, I'm giving up and taking up farming. I can't match that. Posted by: William Shakespeare at June 17, 2025 05:07 PM (s8j++) 20
Ace I like your effort here to define what makes a movie good.. and that’s the word that counts for all of us.. Good.. the concept of Good in movies has been lost by the makers.. why is that the case??
Posted by: tubal at June 17, 2025 05:07 PM (PCK5/) 21
the one thing I liked in Robocop 2 was his... light stalking of his wife and child.
And the wife complained and told the cops to tell him to stop driving down their street. Tough stuff, but realistic. So sad for Murphy. Posted by: ace at June 17, 2025 05:07 PM (KRtlO) 22
I have sometimes wondered about the fate of mooks who get slaughtered by the dozens (or hundreds) in some of these movies.
Don't they have friends? Family? People who care about them and might depend on them for support? Won't someone think of the mooks? Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 17, 2025 05:07 PM (7fElN) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 17, 2025 05:07 PM (9JXSH) 24
Ace I like your effort here to define what makes a movie good.. and that’s the word that counts for all of us.. Good.. the concept of Good in movies has been lost by the makers.. why is that the case??
Posted by: tubal at June 17, 2025 05:07 PM (PCK5/) --- Because ***THE MESSAGE*** is far more important than a good story. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 17, 2025 05:08 PM (7fElN) 25
I can't wait for Fast & Furious 27: This time, we're done.
Posted by: toby928 at June 17, 2025 05:08 PM (jc0TO) 26
Alien Earth appears to have nothing new in it, down to a closeup of someone opening their eyes as another "species" or in another reality (cf. Twilight and Vanilla Sky at a minimum). The same blue-shifted palette and pasty principals are here from The Matrix, The Batman, a couple of movies about medieval times, OH and someone is going to "transition" to a synthetic human. ffs where HAVEN'T I seen that in sci-fi? I could go on. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2025 05:09 PM (wbZPZ) 27
I think a Hallmark Robocop would be good.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 17, 2025 05:09 PM (kTd/k) 28
I'm sick and tired of NERDS!!!
- Uh oh. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 17, 2025 05:07 PM (9JXSH) --- So ace was in the Alpha Beta fraternity in college? Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 17, 2025 05:09 PM (7fElN) 29
Tough stuff, but realistic. So sad for Murphy.
Posted by: ace at June 17, 2025 05:07 PM You would think a guy with a robo-cock could get all the action he wanted. Posted by: toby928 at June 17, 2025 05:09 PM (jc0TO) Posted by: WisRich at June 17, 2025 05:10 PM (G0vdT) 31
Parents did not know how far their educationdollar went 12 cents at a time.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 17, 2025 05:10 PM (QSrLX) 32
You can see the desire for silly things to be taken seriously really clearly in a few franchises, and a great example is Godzilla.
Went really silly through the 60s. Came back in the 80s and suddenly, super dark a super serious? I suspect the people who brought it back just really wanted that original hit of seriousness from the first one. It gave their love of silly movies about a man in a rubber suit stomping on miniatures an aura of importance. Posted by: TJM's phone at June 17, 2025 05:10 PM (GBKbO) 33
I can't wait for Fast & Furious 27: This time, we're done.
Posted by: toby928 at June 17, 2025 05:08 PM (jc0TO) --- Cruising around The Villages in Florida in souped-up golf carts. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 17, 2025 05:11 PM (7fElN) 34
I can't wait for Fast & Furious 27: This time, we're done.
I'm waiting for Fast and Furious 28: I've lost the tennis balls on my walker. Posted by: Archimedes at June 17, 2025 05:11 PM (s8j++) 35
Damn, I'm giving up and taking up farming. I can't match that."
Sorry dude, but Clarkson's already got that gig. Posted by: man at June 17, 2025 05:11 PM (tubbA) 36
Hollywood is doing stupid things and will continue to suffer pain and humiliation at the box office?
Uh... good? Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 17, 2025 05:11 PM (O7YUW) 37
I liked Godzilla zero or whatever it was. I hope there is a .5.
Posted by: toby928 at June 17, 2025 05:11 PM (jc0TO) 38
25 I can't wait for Fast & Furious 27: This time, we're done.
Posted by: toby928 at June 17, 2025 05:08 PM (jc0TO) === The end credits for 22 Jump Street. One of the best pieces of Hollywood satire out there. Posted by: TJM's phone at June 17, 2025 05:11 PM (GBKbO) 39
>>>20 Ace I like your effort here to define what makes a movie good.. and that’s the word that counts for all of us.. Good.. the concept of Good in movies has been lost by the makers.. why is that the case??
That's a good topic. I saw Red Letter Media review The Suicide Squad, the second one, the good one. That fat guy pointed out that it felt more like a superhero movie than Justice League, because the characters, although villains, were actually acting heroically. They also got along with each other, mostly. One thing I HATE in movies is contrived, pointless bickering between characters. I don't like this in real life, why would I want to see a movie featuring a lot of this? Justice League had the characters bickering pointlessly just because page 4 of every screenwriter's book says "movies must have conflict." Well, yes, they must have conflict *that actually matters.* In a Few Good Men, the conflict between Demi Moore and Tom Cruise over whether to take the plea deal or bring a losing case to court just to HOPE for a good outcome mattered. There was stakes there. Bruce Wayne baiting Wonder Woman about having hidden herself away was just unwelcomed padding. Posted by: ace at June 17, 2025 05:11 PM (KRtlO) 40
Wife and I watched "The Last Rodeo " a couple of weeks ago. A very nice family movie about a former rodeo champion having to come out of retirement to pay for his grandson's surgery.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at June 17, 2025 05:11 PM (cw38v) 41
I just don't get the idea that these Male Power Fantasy movies have to be "dark" and "mature." Having a Space Alien Cop snap the neck of a Space Alien Bad Guy isn't "mature."
For the record this sort of thing was perfected in 1990's I Come in Peace. Space Alien Bad Guy: I come in peace Human working with Space Alien Cop Dolph Lundgren: You go in pieces Link: https://tinyurl.com/4zweak3b Posted by: 18-1 at June 17, 2025 05:12 PM (t0Rmr) 42
I liked Godzilla zero or whatever it was. I hope there is a .5.
I really enjoyed the glimpse into postwar Tokyo. The scenes of Godzilla smashing things up have been done a zillion times. Posted by: Archimedes at June 17, 2025 05:12 PM (s8j++) 43
In the theatrical release of Aliens that I saw, Ripley learned after her 57-year hibernation that the daughter she'd left behind had aged and died. I've never seen this vital bit of character motivation in any subsequent version I've seen. That's mostly the worst chop I've ever seen. Mostly.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at June 17, 2025 05:12 PM (wzAuc) Posted by: Dom Terreto at June 17, 2025 05:12 PM (KRtlO) 45
21 the one thing I liked in Robocop 2 was his... light stalking of his wife and child.
And the wife complained and told the cops to tell him to stop driving down their street. Tough stuff, but realistic. So sad for Murphy. Posted by: ace at June 17, 2025 05:07 PM (KRtlO) ___________ The monologue where he lies to his wife and tells her he isn't Murphy but just an empty shell that was a tribute to her dead husband. Yeah, I liked the first two Robocop movies. Posted by: DFCtomm at June 17, 2025 05:13 PM (H0Gk5) 46
I saw the trailer for F1 when I took the grandson to How to Train Your Dragon. It looks exciting and all but I have a hard time believing that there's an F1 driver as old as Brad Pitt. Racing fans probably could verify that for me.
Posted by: Tuna at June 17, 2025 05:13 PM (lJ0H4) 47
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm Rick Moranis will be coming out of retirement to reprise his role as Dark Helmet in 'SPACEBALLS 2' Hollywood must be tasked with laundering fantastic sums of money. Posted by: t-bird at June 17, 2025 05:13 PM (emDE2) 48
Acosta stated during a Center For American Progress discussion that the “far-right” has figured out how to “infiltrate the heartland” and get farmers to side with the political right. While name dropping the late conservative host Rush Limbaugh, Acosta argued that many Americans are not getting their information from reliable news.
Posted by: SMOD at June 17, 2025 05:04 PM (RHGPo) Acosta wouldn't know a reliable source if it bit him on his ass. Which it wouldn't, because it doesn't want to contract ptomaine. Posted by: tcn in AK at June 17, 2025 05:13 PM (a4NoL) 49
14 Couldn't you do a nice alien--she joins a Mom's group and drinks wine?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 17, 2025 05:05 PM (kTd/k) You weren't talking about this by any chance? https://youtu.be/VmTCzJXLUCg Posted by: biteme at June 17, 2025 05:14 PM (xWS9V) 50
> they certainly won't be remaking I Know What You Did Last Summer
In memory of that silly, but occasionally fun movie, here's Jennifer Love Hewitt's big dramatic moment: youtube.com/watch?v=TNPR9U5MGwg&t=145s Posted by: bonhomme at June 17, 2025 05:14 PM (lIio7) 51
22 I have sometimes wondered about the fate of mooks who get slaughtered by the dozens (or hundreds) in some of these movies.
Don't they have friends? Family? People who care about them and might depend on them for support? Won't someone think of the mooks? Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 17, 2025 05:07 PM (7fElN) Yep. Watching buildings get run through and collapsed like they are empty Except for that one that had the king of wakanda in it. Then it mattered that the building was destroyed. Anyone else in the building? Don't know. They weren't important. Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 17, 2025 05:14 PM (OA79/) 52
--Every adult, even one approaching age 29, still has his 5-year old self inside him, and his 13-year-old self, and his 18-year-old self.--
Coming soon to a bookstore near you, The Man Inside Me, by AoSHQ. Posted by: A Concerned Citizen at June 17, 2025 05:14 PM (OAxw3) 53
46 I saw the trailer for F1 when I took the grandson to How to Train Your Dragon. It looks exciting and all but I have a hard time believing that there's an F1 driver as old as Brad Pitt. Racing fans probably could verify that for me.
Posted by: Tuna at June 17, 2025 05:13 PM === Do you believe there are 60 year old fighter pilots? Did it hamper your enjoyment of Top Gun Maverick? Posted by: TJM's phone at June 17, 2025 05:15 PM (GBKbO) 54
A Hallmark romance movie but filmed with a handheld camera, spooky lighting and jump scares but the same old plot.
And that reminds me of Count Floyd. Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 17, 2025 05:15 PM (kTd/k) 55
Whoever's task it was to compile that list for Spaceballs II had a fun job. I didn't laugh that much at the original, Brooks doesn't do that much for me, but mebbe I'll go see it for the principle of the thing. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2025 05:15 PM (wbZPZ) 56
Space Balls 2 More Balls will be bigger and more full of Space Balls than the original Balls movie.
I hope they lampoon everything. Shut up and take my money! Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2025 05:15 PM (A5bjg) Posted by: No Name Today at June 17, 2025 05:15 PM (vlXMQ) 58
>>>In the theatrical release of Aliens that I saw, Ripley learned after her 57-year hibernation that the daughter she'd left behind had aged and died. I've never seen this vital bit of character motivation in any subsequent version I've seen. That's mostly the worst chop I've ever seen. Mostly.
that was a good bit but I think the reasoning was: That existed mostly to provide a background for Ripley's extreme determination to save Newt. But they realized they don't really need to explain why Ripley wants to save an innocent little girl, so why include it? They also cut the Hadley's Hope stuff in the beginning, because that was there to humanize Newt and to show how terrible it was that she lost her family. They reasoned, people will like Newt with or without backstory and also we don't need a 10-minute section of film to prove to the audience that a slaughter of people by aliens is bad. They cut the automatic sentry guns because Cameron realized: It's robots versus insect aliens, who cares, what are the stakes? Whether the guns can preserve their ammo or not? Posted by: ace at June 17, 2025 05:15 PM (KRtlO) 59
They also got along with each other, mostly. One thing I HATE in movies is contrived, pointless bickering between characters. I don't like this in real life, why would I want to see a movie featuring a lot of this?
Posted by: ace at June 17, 2025 05:11 PM If you are teamed up with Ryan Reynolds, you are going to bicker. I am pretty sure I would murder him in his sleep if we were on a mission together. and don't give me that Oh, he'll regenerate crap. This is how you handle that: https://youtu.be/mrndSo8Uelo Posted by: toby928 at June 17, 2025 05:16 PM (jc0TO) 60
I never heard of Echo or Ironheart and have no idea or interest. Probably fake and gay.
Btw, the aliens coming to earth is the one alien movie that people really wanted to see, but they never made it. They kept making the same movie in space, on a spaceship, over and over. Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 17, 2025 05:16 PM (GCyOY) 61
Fo you believe there are 60 year old fighter pilots?
Did it hamper your enjoyment of Top Gun Maverick? Posted by: TJM's phone That's a good point. Posted by: Tuna at June 17, 2025 05:16 PM (lJ0H4) Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2025 05:16 PM (A5bjg) 63
Fo you believe there are 60 year old fighter pilots? Did it hamper your enjoyment of Top Gun Maverick? Posted by: TJM's phone ============== tbf, the whole idea was that he was called out of something like retirement. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2025 05:16 PM (wbZPZ) 64
I don't get this. Yes, I liked Alien and I loved Aliens. But seriously, it's a limited concept. You can't just keep making movies and tv-shows and prequels about the same limited concept.
++++ We can and we will. The only limiting factor is shareholder credulity and our access to credit lines. Posted by: Hollywood Studios at June 17, 2025 05:16 PM (6bTRc) 65
"Kid friendly" movies on 8mm?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 17, 2025 05:16 PM (Jhc5W) 66
You weren't talking about this by any chance?
https://youtu.be/VmTCzJXLUCg Posted by: biteme at June 17, 2025 05:14 PM (xWS9V) By George that's it. Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 17, 2025 05:16 PM (kTd/k) 67
*Sighs* That 'Naked Gun' remake looks awful and is giving me Steve Martin as Inspector Clouseau vibes.
Oh and "Rock Out With Your Glock Out" was the tagline from 2010's 'Cop Out'. Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 17, 2025 05:16 PM (NHiEn) 68
I just don't get the idea that these Male Power Fantasy movies have to be "dark" and "mature." Having a Space Alien Cop snap the neck of a Space Alien Bad Guy isn't "mature."
MIB was a light, humorous bit of fun, but I always disliked the scene where a guy gets stuffed under a counter with a broken neck. It was gratuitous, and IMHO made the movie unsuitable for younger kids who might otherwise have enjoyed it. Posted by: Archimedes at June 17, 2025 05:16 PM (s8j++) 69
>>> I didn't laugh that much at the original, Brooks doesn't do that much for me, but mebbe I'll go see it for the principle of the thing.
yup, me too, never got Spaceballs at all, and most of Mel Brooks' stuff is just dumb. I know that's not a popular opinion, and I know there are two big exceptions. Posted by: ace at June 17, 2025 05:17 PM (KRtlO) 70
I liked Godzilla zero or whatever it was. I hope there is a .5.
I really enjoyed the glimpse into postwar Tokyo. The scenes of Godzilla smashing things up have been done a zillion times. Posted by: Archimedes at June 17, 2025 05:12 PM (s8j++) Having the IJN heavy cruiser Takao take on Godzilla was fun. She did survive the war so it was believable Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at June 17, 2025 05:17 PM (cw38v) 71
Great, Mr. Fabulous, the self-described "fifty-year-old Bougie Bitch" Pedro Pascal, is in yet another movie. It's about a brave and noble sheriff fighting disinformation and disobedience as he attempts to enforce covid lockdowns.
++++ Gag. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 17, 2025 05:17 PM (6bTRc) 72
or three exceptions
Posted by: ace at June 17, 2025 05:17 PM (KRtlO) 73
"After 28 years, we asked the public what it wanted, but we made this movie anyway."
There's no stopping the schwarz. Posted by: tcn in AK at June 17, 2025 05:17 PM (a4NoL) 74
Btw, the aliens coming to earth is the one alien movie that people really wanted to see, but they never made it. They kept making the same movie in space, on a spaceship, over and over. Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade ============== tbf, it was all about being in space, where No One Can Hear You Scream. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2025 05:17 PM (wbZPZ) 75
I think Slapshot could be redone.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 17, 2025 05:17 PM (kTd/k) 76
yup, me too, never got Spaceballs at all, and most of Mel Brooks' stuff is just dumb. I know that's not a popular opinion, and I know there are two big exceptions.
Posted by: ace at June 17, 2025 05:17 PM (KRtlO If you say Blazing Saddles is dumb, I'm leaving and never coming back until tomorrow. Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2025 05:18 PM (A5bjg) 77
50 > they certainly won't be remaking I Know What You Did Last Summer
In memory of that silly, but occasionally fun movie, here's Jennifer Love Hewitt's big dramatic moment: youtube.com/watch?v=TNPR9U5MGwg&t=145s Posted by: bonhomme at June 17, 2025 05:14 PM (lIio7) Jennifer Love Hewitt… one of the cutest girls that God ever made..l Posted by: tubal at June 17, 2025 05:18 PM (PCK5/) 78
Thanks, ace. Great post. Long overdue for a movie post but a-hole moviemakers aren't giving much to work with. (Wife asked me last week how come we haven't done a movie date night in over a year and I said cuz there's nothing but sh*t out. And 10 years-ish ago we did them almost monthly...
And having little kids who I show the classics to ('our' classics, e.g. Christopher Reeve Superman, Rudy, Goonies, Disney movies that were good, etc.; they like the Rocky movies more than me...), it really is sad that they don't have more stuff made for their generation that isn't just grooming propaganda. They love Top Gun: Maverick. We've got our hopes up for Superman. And they love Spaceballs (basic cable; still funny but kid friendly); I'm worried that trailer will be better than the movie, but hopefully that one comes out great... Anyway, I never liked Zack Snyder. 300 was artwork, but the dude ain't mainstream and his DC stuff was lame (though did like Ben Affleck as Batman). Superman more than any superhero should be family friendly (and pro-American). Hope it comes out that way Posted by: bearski at June 17, 2025 05:18 PM (Bhsk7) 79
We need more kid friendly entertainment like the "Twilight" franchise. Because nothing says kiddie entertainment like a minor teenager hooking up with a 100 year old vampire.
Posted by: Orson at June 17, 2025 05:18 PM (dIske) 80
young Frankenstein is *chefs kiss*
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2025 05:18 PM (A5bjg) 81
NERDS!
Posted by: Ogre at June 17, 2025 05:18 PM (OA79/) Posted by: Amber Heard at June 17, 2025 05:18 PM (y/iut) 83
yup, me too, never got Spaceballs at all, and most of Mel Brooks' stuff is just dumb. I know that's not a popular opinion, and I know there are two big exceptions.
Posted by: ace at June 17, 2025 05:17 PM I might be the only person who really liked High Anxiety but it made me laugh out loud. Posted by: toby928 at June 17, 2025 05:18 PM (jc0TO) 84
yup, me too, never got Spaceballs at all, and most of Mel Brooks' stuff is just dumb. I know that's not a popular opinion, and I know there are two big exceptions.
Posted by: ace at June 17, 2025 05:17 PM (KRtlO) Most of it is just off-color dad jokes, but it beats most of what Hollywood has done for the past 28 years. Plus, it is good-natured, which is not the case for all of the "edgy" crap. Can't we just be entertained? Posted by: tcn in AK at June 17, 2025 05:18 PM (a4NoL) 85
Now we need a sequel to Ice Pirates.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2025 05:16 PM (A5bjg) I would accept a sequel to Krull at this point over all of the dreck that Hollywood puts out now. Posted by: A Concerned Citizen at June 17, 2025 05:18 PM (OAxw3) 86
I'm sick and tired of NERDS!!! demanding that superhero movies or any other juvenile fare be "dark" and "grim and gritty" and "realistic" and hyperviolent and filled with cursing.
This type of entertainment is -- or used to be, and should be -- kid-friendly. ++++ Usually. There are *some* characters and stories (like the "Watchmen") that were always "gritty" and not really for kids. There are also some characters and stories (like Wolverine) where you *can* credibly make them gritty and adult. But there are many, many characters and stories - and "Superman" is at or near the top of the list - that *can't* credibly be made "gritty." It anathema to the core concept. It's necessarily destructive. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 17, 2025 05:19 PM (6bTRc) 87
Hollywood needs to die, they are creatively bankrupt.
Yet another Jurassic Park movie coming out? Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 05:19 PM (BNLtx) 88
think Slapshot could be redone.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 17, 2025 05:17 PM (kTd/k) Basically Goon Posted by: BruceWayne at June 17, 2025 05:19 PM (MGB5H) Posted by: toby928 at June 17, 2025 05:19 PM (jc0TO) Posted by: man at June 17, 2025 05:19 PM (tubbA) 91
If you want a "Justice League" you can actually enjoy, go watch the animated series, plus "Justice League Unlimited" that came out in the early 2000's. Some pretty enjoyable stories in there, and it still feels like a kid's comic just in TV format. Smart enough to be enjoyable by adults who just want to spend some time with the kids, too.
My eldest daughter (now an adult) endorses this message. She was a kid at the time this came out and she still enjoys these two series. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 17, 2025 05:19 PM (O7YUW) 92
Jennifer Love Hewitt… one of the cutest girls that God ever made..l
Posted by: tubal at June 17, 2025 05:18 PM (PCK5/) Those eyes on her. And I actually mean eyes. Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 17, 2025 05:19 PM (OA79/) 93
I'm thinking about re-reading the Stainless Steel Rat series and reliving my teen years. That's how much I GAF.
Posted by: Tinfoil Dispenser at June 17, 2025 05:19 PM (ERYKL) 94
>>>If you are teamed up with Ryan Reynolds, you are going to bicker. I am pretty sure I would murder him in his sleep if we were on a mission together.
funny bickering is good. I don't like the fake bullshit "dramatic" bickering. Where people who are supposed to be mature adults, and even heroes, start slinging around petty insults like they're 13-year-olds with Oppositional Defiance Disorder. Posted by: ace at June 17, 2025 05:20 PM (KRtlO) Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 17, 2025 05:20 PM (kTd/k) 96
Space Balls 2 More Balls will be bigger and more full of Space Balls than the original Balls movie.
I hope they lampoon everything. Shut up and take my money! Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2025 05:15 PM (A5bjg) Three questions: Will the Spaceballs ship still be crewed solely by the extended Asshole family? Is Daphne Zuniga returning? Did Lone Star change the Druidia shield combination from 12345? Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 17, 2025 05:20 PM (S/Y4j) 97
Yech. Another pulp-culture thread.
I don't give a damn about any current media offerings. My viewing habits these days are limited to TCM and MeTV, especially Svengoolie. Not a criticism of you, Ace, it's your blog and you can do with you want with it. But I know basically nothing of popular culture after the second season of "House." So I'll bow out until the Quick Hits or Cafe thread. In the meantime, you can all get off my lawn. Ace excepted. He gets a special dispensation. Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 05:20 PM (77rzZ) 98
Roger Corman's Fantastic Four will remain the best movie adaptation.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 05:20 PM (BNLtx) Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2025 05:20 PM (A5bjg) 100
Plus, a lot of children's entertainment can be pretty good. Disney cartoons from a bygone age often portrayed death in powerful and even traumatic way. Certainly Bambi portrays death much more realistically -- in that it has consequences -- than popcorn movies for "adults" that feature hundreds of people being killed with no one ever wondering if the dead enemies' wives and children will be looked after.
Kid-friendly entertainment doesn't have to be childish, either. The original Superman was kid-friendly, but it was very well done. The original Star Wars films as well. (Bit of trivia: They filmed the severed arm in the cantina sequence for the sole purpose of getting a PG rating rather than the G rating they would have gotten without it -- they felt that teenagers would not see a G-rated film because teenagers are always afraid to be mistaken for kids or little babies.)) ++++ One of the most contemptible thing modern media - from movies to TV to books to music - has done is assert that "it's for kids" or "it's for families" means "it can be shit and it doesn't matter because kids are stupid anyway." Children's content needs to be fairly *simple* - not stupid and bad. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 17, 2025 05:20 PM (6bTRc) Posted by: Archimedes at June 17, 2025 05:20 PM (s8j++) Posted by: man at June 17, 2025 05:20 PM (tubbA) 103
Hollywood is too lazy to come up with anything new.
Indy films are going to take more and more viewers away from the big filmmakers. Posted by: nurse ratched at June 17, 2025 05:20 PM (W2Pud) 104
Btw, the aliens coming to earth is the one alien movie that people really wanted to see, but they never made it. They kept making the same movie in space, on a spaceship, over and over.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade Err, Aliens vs. Predators was set on earth and it sucked. Except for a few sequences. And Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem also, but was a insane disaster of a clusterf. Feh. Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 17, 2025 05:20 PM (mlg/3) 105
They cut the automatic sentry guns because Cameron realized: It's robots versus insect aliens, who cares, what are the stakes? Whether the guns can preserve their ammo or not?
Posted by: ace at June 17, 2025 05:15 PM (KRtlO) ——- I liked that scene and thought it should have been included. I thought it showed how determined the aliens were, how helpless the soldiers where when even auto mini-guns can’t stop them, and it was some nice effects shots for the time, I would have re-edited it, tho, so it’s less humans staring blankly at screens showing bullet countdowns. Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 17, 2025 05:21 PM (GCyOY) 106
Oh, and it turns out there is another Predator movie coming.
Prey was surprisingly good. So I will indulge them here. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 17, 2025 05:21 PM (UGyV5) 107
It's a shame Candy and Rivers are morte.
Who is gonna play barf? Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2025 05:20 PM How about that fat kid from Seinfeld? Posted by: toby928 at June 17, 2025 05:21 PM (jc0TO) 108
>>Most of it is just off-color dad jokes, but it beats most of what Hollywood has done for the past 28 years. Plus, it is good-natured, which is not the case for all of the "edgy" crap. Can't we just be entertained?
I mean yeah, you can totally like him. I just have never found him funny. With the obvious exceptions. Although the only Brooks movie I really love is Young Frankenstein, and that was more Gene Wilder's baby that Brooks' Posted by: ace at June 17, 2025 05:21 PM (KRtlO) 109
yup, me too, never got Spaceballs at all, and most of Mel Brooks' stuff is just dumb. I know that's not a popular opinion, and I know there are two big exceptions.
Posted by: ace ------------- Which two? Spaceballs was awesome, Men in Tights was eh, History of the World was great but I'd put Spaceballs ahead, and I can never get to into Blazing Saddles... If you ever liked Star Wars, and think anything Mel Brooks is good, Spaceballs is worth it. And not to ruin it, but an Alien fan would like the ending too... Posted by: bearski at June 17, 2025 05:21 PM (Bhsk7) 110
Is This Something? This Charlie's Angels spoof is an AI generated short. It's half-realistic and half-creepy-as-fuck: https://is.gd/7LbmrD Posted by: Soothsayer at June 17, 2025 05:21 PM (h0F3f) 111
Superman is not dark and gritty.
I fucking hate James Gunn for doing Brightburn. Hate. Fuck James Gunn. The tone for superman should be like the tone of The Rocketeer and the First Captain America. Both by Joe Johnston, btw. That guy got it. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 17, 2025 05:22 PM (zZu0s) 112
Mel Brooks announces "Spaceballs 2" coming in 2027.
The teaser mocks Hollywood's sequel, prequel, reboot and side-quel mania. ++++ Hard pass. I like Mel Brooks, but I have long thought "Space Balls" was his weakest work. I have no desire for a decades-later sequel. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 17, 2025 05:22 PM (6bTRc) 113
I am okay with Superman for kids, but having him constantly being beat to a pulp and losing his temper and acting like a dork in the trailers does not inspire confidence in me. I think its going to be Gunn playing with this action figures for hundreds of millions of dollars.
"OK I got Superman, and Dorky Social Media Luthor, and Guy Gardner, and Hawkgirl, and Mr Terrific and..." The Alien Earth show has a super powered girlboss android main character. Not really expecting much out of it. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2025 05:22 PM (e7kz6) 114
Fo you believe there are 60 year old fighter pilots?
- They specialize in keeping kids of their lawn. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 17, 2025 05:22 PM (9JXSH) 115
Ah love you, Jen-A!
Posted by: Gump. Forrest Gump. at June 17, 2025 05:22 PM (y/iut) 116
Couldn't you do a nice alien--she joins a Mom's group and drinks wine? Posted by: Northernlurker ================ There's an original Twilight Zone episode something like that, where aliens come down to save stupid humans from their own asses sort of like guardian angels. I don't know if I've ever seen it redone. There was a dumb movie about guardian angels starring Meg Ryan and Nic Cage, but it was more high-concept silliness. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2025 05:22 PM (wbZPZ) 117
I am watching Resident Alien. Is there anything good streaming?
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2025 05:22 PM (P9gC0) 118
The autocannons scene in Aliens was classic. Even technology is fallible against the Xenomorphs who come in waves.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 05:22 PM (BNLtx) 119
I liked that scene and thought it should have been included. I thought it showed how determined the aliens were, how helpless the soldiers where when even auto mini-guns can’t stop them, and it was some nice effects shots for the time, I would have re-edited it, tho, so it’s less humans staring blankly at screens showing bullet countdowns.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 17, 2025 05:21 PM It also explains why the group wasn't just overrun by 200 drones. Posted by: toby928 at June 17, 2025 05:22 PM (jc0TO) 120
Btw, the aliens coming to earth is the one alien movie that people really wanted to see, but they never made it. They kept making the same movie in space, on a spaceship, over and over.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade Err, Aliens vs. Predators was set on earth and it sucked. Except for a few sequences. And Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem also, but was a insane disaster of a clusterf. Feh. Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 17, 2025 05:20 PM (mlg/3) ——- Aliens on earth as in a population center. Not an ancient temple which was basically a spaceship. Without predators. Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 17, 2025 05:22 PM (GCyOY) 121
108 >>Most of it is just off-color dad jokes, but it beats most of what Hollywood has done for the past 28 years. Plus, it is good-natured, which is not the case for all of the "edgy" crap. Can't we just be entertained?
I mean yeah, you can totally like him. I just have never found him funny. With the obvious exceptions. Although the only Brooks movie I really love is Young Frankenstein, and that was more Gene Wilder's baby that Brooks' Posted by: ace at June 17, 2025 05:21 PM (KRtlO) Black and white masterpiece… the casting was inspired… Posted by: tubal at June 17, 2025 05:22 PM (PCK5/) 122
Brooks seems pretty spry for a guy of 98. Spaceballs had some funny stuff , Moranis as Dark Helmet, but overall just meh
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 17, 2025 05:22 PM (akw+7) 123
Back in the day there was at least one interesting movie being released a week. Now? Good look finding one interesting movie a season...
Posted by: 18-1 at June 17, 2025 05:22 PM (t0Rmr) Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2025 05:23 PM (wbZPZ) 125
>>Prey was surprisingly good.
So I will indulge them here. even so, why continue with the same monster in pretty much the exact same situation? Don't get me wrong, I love Predator, liked Predator 2, and acknowledge the monster design and his lore (intergalactic safari hunters) is great. But... I mean, wouldn't it be great to have a DIFFERENT monster with different lore? Posted by: ace at June 17, 2025 05:23 PM (KRtlO) 126
Aliens will be a commentary on aliens. You watch.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2025 05:23 PM (A5bjg) 127
88 think Slapshot could be redone.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 17, 2025 05:17 PM (kTd/k) Basically Goon Posted by: BruceWayne at June 17, 2025 05:19 PM (MGB5H) You cannot replace the Hansen brothers. Not possible. When the boy was young we took him to Fairbanks for a hockey tournament. Someone had done a lovely ice sculpture of the Hansen brothers outside the arena, right down to the glasses. Some things are just timeless. Posted by: tcn in AK at June 17, 2025 05:23 PM (a4NoL) 128
It's a Charlie's Angels spoof on obama's dead chefs mystery, starring Pam Blondi, Kristi, and Tulsi as the "Angels." It's wacky & wild to watch. https://is.gd/7LbmrD Posted by: Soothsayer at June 17, 2025 05:23 PM (h0F3f) 129
I wonder if Letterkenny would work on the big screen. I see it as My Dinner with Andre but with hicks and vulgarity.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 17, 2025 05:23 PM (kTd/k) Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 17, 2025 05:23 PM (zZu0s) 131
"You're a black belt in Being Wrong About Everything."
Ouch, Ace. You nailed the story of my year. Posted by: JM in Illinois at June 17, 2025 05:24 PM (SJrOE) 132
Also that Shane Black AvP that looked like Shane Black decided to write a sequel out of spite of H-wood and everyone on the planet.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 17, 2025 05:24 PM (mlg/3) 133
is it Lindsay Graham?
Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer The Iranian regime just released this video of someone stroking a nuclear bomb. https://tinyurl.com/58n7nkr6 Posted by: Mister Ghost at June 17, 2025 05:24 PM (TGPs7) 134
I just had a six hour flight home. I tried to find a movie.
This is what I avoid: lesbian/homo sex movies; really stupid movies of simple gore; cornball Hallmark movies of love that would nauseate me and deplete however many brain cells I have left; Korean movies...why?; movies in Spanish that I click on and then get mad as there was no warning; movies with these actors and probably others: Kidman, Streep, Gerbil Gere, Jane Fonda, or any liberal who has moved to Europe due to Trump. I am sure there are more. Some actors may only have the sin of a facial mole or are ugly and I will not watch them. Therefore I watched a rerun, and another one of a fictional chef. I remain irritated that there is no original thought nor writing since, oh, the third writer's strike or covid or whatever. Sequels don't do it for me much at all, altho I will endure them on long flights. As much as I detest Ben Affleck I watched Accountant 1 and 2 because I felt a bit violent recently. His acting is rather wooden like his basic demeanor to the public. I could "act" like this as well and just show up. Oh, I also don't watch movies with Lopez as she irritates me. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 17, 2025 05:24 PM (6PCLE) 135
But of course they won't make another Dredd movie.
I only saw the spoof of I Know What You Did Last Summer which was called Scary Movie IIRC. I watched two movies yesterday that were better than average All Niter with JK Simmons and Changeland written by and starring Seth Green. It's a pretty cool look at Thailand within the story. Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2025 05:24 PM (VofaG) 136
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Balls Deep & Free Balling Posted by: Soothsayer at June 17, 2025 05:05 PM (h0F3f) --------------------------- I saw Balls Deep and Freeballing open for Stone Temple Pilots at Summer Fest '96. Posted by: Pennsyltucky at June 17, 2025 05:24 PM (QdGJh) 137
104 Btw, the aliens coming to earth is the one alien movie that people really wanted to see, but they never made it. They kept making the same movie in space, on a spaceship, over and over.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade ------- For unmined sequel potential, Prometheus for the win. Posted by: WisRich at June 17, 2025 05:25 PM (G0vdT) 138
If Slapshot was remade the Hansen brothers would be triplets trannies
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 17, 2025 05:25 PM (akw+7) 139
Why can't we in the West have something like Cutey Honey?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uSgIp4yXVk Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 05:25 PM (BNLtx) Posted by: man at June 17, 2025 05:25 PM (tubbA) 141
Like one of those poops where everything goes in one smooth uninterrupted motion and you can't even believe how efficient and accomplished you are at pooping.
-------------- Pics ... or it didn't happen. Posted by: ShainS -- Busy Organizing 'Make Trump King' Protests at June 17, 2025 05:25 PM (uG83j) 142
I do agree that the fixation with grim and dark and "realistic" superhero stuff is not just really tired at this point but never welcome to begin with. Superheroes don't have to be for little kids, but there are certain topics and aspects of life that they should largely avoid or only touch on very briefly and carefully.
For example, the entire Civil War storyline dealt with aspects of superheroes that should be left entirely untouched. You just don't GO there, because they ruin the entire genre, they undermine every concept of superheroes and the rules of their setting by worrying about government regulation and registration and innocents dying in superhero fights, etc. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2025 05:25 PM (e7kz6) 143
Was it like a fat man style bomb?
Or a Little Boy? Cause I have heard the Iranians like stroking little boys. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 17, 2025 05:25 PM (zZu0s) 144
> If you say Blazing Saddles is dumb, I'm leaving and never coming back until tomorrow.
Blazing Saddles has many great moments, but there's a good amount of crap in it too. The beans scene? Awful. Boris the hangman? Awful. Posted by: bonhomme at June 17, 2025 05:25 PM (lIio7) 145
Like one of those poops where everything goes in one smooth uninterrupted motion and you can't even believe how efficient and accomplished you are at pooping.
Yes, I am familiar with those. Posted by: Amber Heard at June 17, 2025 05:26 PM (0sNs1) 146
The best Alien, after Alien and Aliens, is Alien: Isolation, a video game.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 17, 2025 05:26 PM (Dv3i1) 147
>>Jennifer Love Hewitt… one of the cutest girls that God ever made..l
yup. and I like the first I Know What You Did Last Summer. I mean, it's not great, but it's good enough. But... it doesn't seem like the kind of classic that needs a remake. Posted by: ace at June 17, 2025 05:26 PM (KRtlO) Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 17, 2025 05:26 PM (mlg/3) 149
125 >>Prey was surprisingly good.
So I will indulge them here. even so, why continue with the same monster in pretty much the exact same situation? Sure. I'd rather see altogether new stuff. But I'll also see retreads if the quality is high. I'm not gonna make the perfect the enemy of the good when there is so little good these days. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 17, 2025 05:26 PM (UGyV5) 150
Never invest in your own play.
Posted by: Dreamingrobot at June 17, 2025 05:27 PM (DLl29) 151
Dredd was fantastic. Rough as hell, but it is what you sign up for.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 17, 2025 05:27 PM (zZu0s) 152
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It's a Charlie's Angels spoof on obama's dead chefs mystery, starring Pam Blondi, Kristi, and Tulsi as the "Angels." It's wacky & wild to watch. https://is.gd/7LbmrD Posted by: Soothsayer at June 17, 2025 05:23 PM (h0F3f) That’s fun… thanks, Sooth… Posted by: tubal at June 17, 2025 05:27 PM (PCK5/) 153
That is a very small bomb.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2025 05:27 PM (P9gC0) Posted by: toby928 at June 17, 2025 05:27 PM (jc0TO) Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 05:27 PM (BNLtx) 156
yup, me too, never got Spaceballs at all
Its not Brooks' best work, but its his last good one. Its pretty fun, if not hilarious. Better than Men in Tights. A sequel could be painfully funny, but not written by someone in modern Hollywood. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2025 05:27 PM (e7kz6) 157
even so, why continue with the same monster in pretty much the exact same situation?
Don't get me wrong, I love Predator, liked Predator 2, and acknowledge the monster design and his lore (intergalactic safari hunters) is great. But... I mean, wouldn't it be great to have a DIFFERENT monster with different lore? Maybe this time the monster is gay or tranny. Posted by: Archimedes at June 17, 2025 05:28 PM (s8j++) 158
I've always liked dark and grim. The problem is that it's now overdone. It can't all be antiheroes.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 17, 2025 05:28 PM (UGyV5) 159
17 I don't like dark. I like happy endings !
Posted by: runner I'm you're girl! And I'm not all that busy! Posted by: Mrs. Emhoff at June 17, 2025 05:28 PM (G5+As) 160
I can't wait for Fast & Furious 27: This time, we're done. Posted by: toby928 ============== Which movie was it a couple of years ago that did a hot lick on this at the end? They "teased" the next 20 sequels and they were increasingly ridiculous. Dang, wish I could remember. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2025 05:28 PM (wbZPZ) 161
Takes 2 years to make Spaceballs 2 or are they allowing a year for promotion?
Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2025 05:28 PM (VofaG) 162
93 I'm thinking about re-reading the Stainless Steel Rat series and reliving my teen years. That's how much I GAF.
Posted by: Tinfoil Dispenser at June 17, 2025 05:19 PM (ERYKL) Why didn't they take those stories to the screen? Marvelous storytelling. Posted by: tcn in AK at June 17, 2025 05:28 PM (a4NoL) 163
Movie Review ace is Best ace!!
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 17, 2025 05:28 PM (wVcYX) 164
Spaceballs was better than the sequels.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2025 05:28 PM (P9gC0) 165
134 I just had a six hour flight home. I tried to find a movie...
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat ---------------------- I watched 'Saturday Night' on a flight the week before last. About the first Saturday Night Live episode. I thought it was great. Great casting, good script, best Jason Reitman movie after Thank You for Smoking. Between the crummy offerings and how much I liked it, I watched it again on the return flight... Posted by: bearski at June 17, 2025 05:28 PM (Bhsk7) 166
As a matter of fact, I AM pretty efficient and accomplished at pooping!
Posted by: Amber Heard I see there's a new book out detailing the Depp/Heard affair if you just can't get enough. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 17, 2025 05:28 PM (9JXSH) 167
I can't wait for Fast & Furious 27: This time, we're done.
Posted by: toby928 F&F 28 The Rise of the EVs. Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2025 05:28 PM (PfGa7) 168
Btw, the aliens coming to earth is the one alien movie that people really wanted to see, but they never made it. They kept making the same movie in space, on a spaceship, over and over.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade ________________ I think Alien should have been a trilogy. The first encounter The government cluster fuck The invasion of Earth Posted by: DFCtomm at June 17, 2025 05:28 PM (H0Gk5) 169
i've barely seen any Jon Stewart but I did see him commenting on the I Know What You Did Last Summer trailer, which featured Michelle Gellar's boobs and a lot of Jennifer Love Hewitt's boobs.
He called it something like I Know What You Boobed Last Hooters. Posted by: ace at June 17, 2025 05:28 PM (KRtlO) 170
... Korean movies...why? ...
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 17, 2025 05:24 PM (6PCLE) ++++ Korean movies are often decent. They generally still understand characters and story telling. Plenty of garbage, of course, but I've found a lot like. Especially if you like revenge stories. Koreans seem to grok vengeance, its causes and its consequences. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 17, 2025 05:28 PM (6bTRc) 171
Pics ... or it didn't happen.
Posted by: ShainS -- Busy Organizing 'Make Trump King' Protests at June 17, 2025 05:25 PM There several sites on the Internet where you can submit a photo for a rating, or (presumably) just browse other's submissions. Apparently there's now one that uses AI to do the rating. Posted by: Amber Heard at June 17, 2025 05:29 PM (0sNs1) 172
Blazing Saddles has many great moments, but there's a good amount of crap in it too. The beans scene? Awful. Boris the hangman? Awful.
Not every joke always lands but... you have no soul. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2025 05:29 PM (e7kz6) 173
I personally do not care for movies where the evil wins and there is literally nothing to be done about it.
Posted by: toby928 at June 17, 2025 05:29 PM (jc0TO) 174
I think Batman should be dark, but I agree other Superhero films should lighten up.
Posted by: Max Power at June 17, 2025 05:29 PM (q177U) 175
Why can't we in the West have something like Cutey Honey?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uSgIp4yXVk Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 05:25 PM (BNLtx) On the other hand anime also has pretty dark stuff like Noir. Or even Bubblegum Crisis Tokyo 2040 Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 05:29 PM (8avO+) 176
I am watching Resident Alien. Is there anything good streaming?
Posted by: Boss Moss The Tourist: Irish guy wakes up in an Australian hospital with no memory. Get's kind of kooky and dark at the end. 2nd season jumps to Ireland for reasons. Has a weird yet subtle sense of humor about it. Mobland: ultra-violent mob story in the UK starring Tom Hardy and bunch of other Brit actors. It's called Shakesperean because all of the characters are unlikeable PoS. Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 17, 2025 05:29 PM (mlg/3) 177
140 No, he is an authentic indigenous-Italian American.
Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 05:30 PM (77rzZ) 178
It can't all be antiheroes.
Yeah if the entire superhero team is Wolverine or Batman... nobody stands out and has contrast. Its just mopey and annoying. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2025 05:30 PM (e7kz6) 179
"*Sighs* That 'Naked Gun' remake looks awful and is giving me Steve Martin as Inspector Clouseau vibes.
" Yeah. It's real bad. Like bad. Posted by: eleven at June 17, 2025 05:30 PM (fV+MH) 180
Not even going to watch the Naked Gun trailer. There were three NG movies and each a gem; but that was when comedy was funny, that age is long past.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 17, 2025 05:30 PM (wBaIH) Posted by: nurse ratched at June 17, 2025 05:30 PM (W2Pud) 182
Disney pioneered "family entertainment." Everyone in the family could enjoy his products. It wasn't like you had to sacrifice a Saturday afternoon to sit through a kiddie movie. Old Yeller, my God, that's one tough story. I haven't seen it since I was a kid so it might look a lot weaker now, but I definitely perceived the difference between that and Saturday morning cartoons, young as I was. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2025 05:30 PM (wbZPZ) 183
The Hound of the Baskervilles because Ace is never going to read the book.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 17, 2025 05:30 PM (kTd/k) 184
Ace, if you want a fun show, 'Stargirl' on Amazon was really fun.
Posted by: Stateless.. 32% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 17, 2025 05:31 PM (jvJvP) 185
Hard to beat 1975 and 1977.
1975 Jaws One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest The Rocky Horror Picture Show Shampooing Dog Day Afternoon The Return of the Pink Panther Three Days of the Condor Funny Lady The Other Side of the Mountain Tommy 1977 Star Wars Smokey and the Bandit Close Encounters of the Third Kind Saturday Night Fever The Goodbye Girl A Bridge Too Far The Deep The Spy Who Loved Me Oh, God! Annie Hall Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2025 05:31 PM (A5bjg) 186
Like Bubblegum Crash, Bubblegum Crisis 2040 does not exist.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 05:31 PM (BNLtx) 187
movies make me glad that I like to read
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 17, 2025 05:31 PM (/Ghsb) 188
Unfortunately Spaceballs 2 is being written by Josh Gaad. The unfunny shit that is the voice of Olaf in Frozen and was the bad guy sidekick in live action Beauty and the Beast. So he is a woke shit. Do not expect Spaceballs 2 to take the shots at current movies that it should to actually be funny.
Posted by: buzzion at June 17, 2025 05:31 PM (aRLgQ) 189
177 140 No, he is an authentic indigenous-Italian American.
Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 05:30 PM (77rzZ) True! Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 17, 2025 05:31 PM (zZu0s) 190
I've said before that ludicrous speed is the only quote I took away from Space Balls. I know there are more people like but that's the only one that stuck with me.
Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2025 05:31 PM (VofaG) 191
Like one of those poops where everything goes in one smooth uninterrupted motion and you can't even believe how efficient and accomplished you are at pooping.
_______ Give me the juice The metamuce Soft and loose Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 17, 2025 05:32 PM (ITkJX) 192
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Posted by: Huh? at June 17, 2025 05:32 PM (OG98j) Posted by: bonhomme at June 17, 2025 05:32 PM (lIio7) 194
In C. S. Lewis' day, they said "adult" instead of "dark and gritty," but he nailed the mindset Ace is talking about pretty accurately:
"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.” Posted by: Wiese at June 17, 2025 05:32 PM (W2RQ1) 195
Blazing Saddles has many great moments, but there's a good amount of crap in it too. The beans scene? Awful. Boris the hangman? Awful.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 17, 2025 05:25 PM But then there's the scene where we get mentioned. Posted by: Male-attracted Terpsichoreans of Kansas City at June 17, 2025 05:32 PM (0sNs1) 196
Disney pioneered "family entertainment." Everyone in the family could enjoy his products. It wasn't like you had to sacrifice a Saturday afternoon to sit through a kiddie movie. ...
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2025 05:30 PM (wbZPZ) ++++ And as Disney lost it, it had a lifeline in the form of Pixar. John Lasseter *really* understood family entertainment. Disney lost its last ability at family fare when it iced him. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 17, 2025 05:32 PM (6bTRc) 197
Hard to beat 1975 and 1977.
The thing is, you can do that for nearly every year from 1939 to around 2000. We used to have it so good, young people do not understand why older generations are so disgruntled with modern cinema. It used to be we would go to the movies and be really surprised if a movie sucked. Now we expect it to be terrible and watch Pitch Meeting videos instead. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2025 05:32 PM (e7kz6) 198
I do love stepping into a bar or party and exclaim 'Where all da white women at"
Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2025 05:33 PM (VofaG) 199
170 ... Korean movies...why? ...
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 17, 2025 05:24 PM (6PCLE) ++++ Korean movies are often decent. They generally still understand characters and story telling. Plenty of garbage, of course, but I've found a lot like. Especially if you like revenge stories. Koreans seem to grok vengeance, its causes and its consequences. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 17, 2025 05:28 PM (6bTRc) I've also seen at least one great Korean horror movie (Exhuma). It seems like adults are still in charge of their movie industry, and they don't seem to have our preoccupation with DEI in casting. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 17, 2025 05:33 PM (UGyV5) 200
166 As a matter of fact, I AM pretty efficient and accomplished at pooping!
Posted by: Amber Heard Look, fat! I'm still the champ, especially now that I can't trust a fart! Posted by: The President Emeritus at June 17, 2025 05:33 PM (G5+As) 201
I’ve not seen a mind boggling, amazing, holy shit that was GREAT, movie in decades.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 17, 2025 05:33 PM (OG98j) 202
>>to be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence.
yup. People who have just passed out of childhood don't want to be confused with children. Older people don't care and might even like being confused for children. Posted by: ace at June 17, 2025 05:33 PM (KRtlO) 203
Is there anything good streaming? Posted by: Boss Moss ============== What do you like? What services do you have? The Netflix documentary on the Titan disaster is pretty cool. I'm also rewatching a series I thought was awesome when I first saw it, but it might be too cynical for some. I'll reveal the name if you beg me. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2025 05:33 PM (wbZPZ) 204
I think Alien should have been a trilogy.
The first encounter The government cluster fuck The invasion of Earth Posted by: DFCtomm at June 17, 2025 05:28 PM (H0Gk5) Back in the days of the Aliens movie there was an SF book series which had a legally distinct Alien plot. In one the Aliens take over a colony world but it is biologically wired to grow a superior "queen bee" and the idiot queen starts interfering with the war and eventually the humans are prepping to nuke the planets while the general is rearranging the pillows for the queen. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 05:33 PM (8avO+) 205
So are there YA stories that teach adult themes? By which I mean, themes that distinguish adults from youths. Stuff like - oh, I don't know - responsibility, foregoing pleasure for duty, charity. Things taken for granted not all that many years ago but now derided as bourgeois repression. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2025 05:34 PM (Q+BiN) 206
The FBI and IRS announced they’ve teamed up to track down and ARREST those who are funding the Los Angeles riots
http://tiny.cc/xm7n001 Posted by: bonhomme at June 17, 2025 05:34 PM (lIio7) 207
Do not expect Spaceballs 2 to take the shots at current movies that it should to actually be funny.
Exactly. They could savage modern trek and star wars and Disney, just mock and rip them apart and it could be hilarious. But that manling will not even consider the possibility. I thought the Naked Gun 2 trailer was kinda funny, personally. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2025 05:34 PM (e7kz6) 208
> I have no further questions about the Terminator
Oh, but what about a Tajikistani handicapped transgendered Terminator? Huh? Huh? Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2025 05:34 PM (qpyNK) 209
Now we expect it to be terrible and watch Pitch Meeting videos instead.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2025 05:32 PM (e7kz6 Yup. Agreed. I was lamenting to my woman that the only sequel that ever crushed it was GodFather II. Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2025 05:34 PM (A5bjg) 210
I've also seen at least one great Korean horror movie (Exhuma). It seems like adults are still in charge of their movie industry, and they don't seem to have our preoccupation with DEI in casting.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 17, 2025 05:33 PM (UGyV5) Not a lot of diversity on the Peninsula. They just had to draw a line across to fight each other over. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 05:35 PM (8avO+) 211
Disney pioneered "family entertainment." Everyone in the family could enjoy his products. It wasn't like you had to sacrifice a Saturday afternoon to sit through a kiddie movie.
Sunday evenings after dinner. Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2025 05:35 PM (PfGa7) 212
Is it wrong that I liked Predators more than Predator ?
Though Predator gave us "I aint got time to bleed" Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2025 05:35 PM (VofaG) 213
BREAKING: Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem was transported to a hospital in the Washington, DC, area by ambulance on Tuesday.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 17, 2025 05:36 PM (/U5Yz) 214
190 I've said before that ludicrous speed is the only quote I took away from Space Balls. I know there are more people like but that's the only one that stuck with me.
Posted by: polynikes ---------------------- "When will now be then?" "Soon!" Also, with a current 140lb 9 year old and his 70lb 7 year old brother, for years after carrying the older one around and swapping him out for his brother, I would say "This is great! I can carry 2 or 3 of these!" At one point I had them watch Spaceballs on basic cable and they got the joke... Posted by: bearski at June 17, 2025 05:36 PM (Bhsk7) 215
> yup. People who have just passed out of childhood don't want to be confused with children. Older people don't care and might even like being confused for children.
I dated a woman whose grandfather, who was as sharp as a tack, loved to pretend he was a bit addled. It gave him freedom in public to banter with children and do other frowned upon things. Posted by: bonhomme at June 17, 2025 05:36 PM (lIio7) 216
So are there YA stories that teach adult themes? By which I mean, themes that distinguish adults from youths. Stuff like - oh, I don't know - responsibility, foregoing pleasure for duty, charity. Things taken for granted not all that many years ago but now derided as bourgeois repression.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2025 05:34 PM (Q+BiN) Probably have to go back to the 60s for that. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 05:36 PM (8avO+) 217
"The thing is, you can do that for nearly every year from 1939 to around 2000. We used to have it so good, young people do not understand why older generations are so disgruntled with modern cinema. It used to be we would go to the movies and be really surprised if a movie sucked. Now we expect it to be terrible and watch Pitch Meeting videos instead.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor " Exactly. Posted by: eleven at June 17, 2025 05:36 PM (fV+MH) 218
213 BREAKING: Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem was transported to a hospital in the Washington, DC, area by ambulance on Tuesday.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 17, 2025 05:36 PM (/U5Yz Oh boy Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2025 05:37 PM (A5bjg) 219
https://is.gd/7LbmrD Posted by: Soothsayer =============== That is hilarious, especially the way they kept having different gowns and hairdos in the same scene. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2025 05:37 PM (wbZPZ) 220
I'll try Titan. Thanks. I have a free service that streams everything.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2025 05:37 PM (P9gC0) 221
If you like Korean movies, try Alienoid and The Witch. Some great action and interesting plots, although they have some Korean-y goofiness which is par for the course.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 17, 2025 05:37 PM (GCyOY) 222
Xwitter reporting Kristin Noem taken to hospital in ambulance.
I'm ready to donate my fluids to keep her going. Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 17, 2025 05:37 PM (73voq) 223
Titanic made hundreds of millions, many Oscars, yet no sequel, why?
Posted by: One Mile Down at June 17, 2025 05:37 PM (G5+As) 224
What everybody seems to be missing is that all these remakes are NOT due to lack of imagination. The originals are part of our culture, and what they are doing is trying to re-write our culture.
Just look at Snow White, where everything that was loved about the original was stripped (and demonized), and a bunch of Woke BS was added. Or "Wicked", which is apparently popular due some great songs. In that, all the good guys from the Wizard of Oz are literally turned into bad guys, and vice versa. The bad guys have long understood the importance of culture, and took over Hollywood a long time ago. They're stepping up their reprogramming efforts, in an attempt to destroy our civilization, so they can remake it to their own ends. Posted by: MrExcitement at June 17, 2025 05:38 PM (hOOi9) 225
Still no Joe Vs the Vocano II ? Posted by: Frank Barone at June 17, 2025 05:38 PM (IifOV) 226
>>The Hound of the Baskervilles because Ace is never going to read the book.
Ace still thinks The Butler did it. Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2025 05:38 PM (uZ2FS) 227
What was the Korean movie where they basically do a home invasion on some family?
Pretty good if I recall. Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2025 05:38 PM (A5bjg) 228
It's not Korean horror unless there is a gumiho in it eating out someone's liver.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 05:38 PM (BNLtx) 229
> I've said before that ludicrous speed is the only quote I took away from Space Balls.
Sometimes in my head, when I'm happy with something I did, I'll repeat the cheery line, "I'm my own best friend!" Posted by: bonhomme at June 17, 2025 05:38 PM (lIio7) 230
Back in the days of the Aliens movie there was an SF book series which had a legally distinct Alien plot. In one the Aliens take over a colony world but it is biologically wired to grow a superior "queen bee" and the idiot queen starts interfering with the war and eventually the humans are prepping to nuke the planets while the general is rearranging the pillows for the queen.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 05:33 PM (8avO+) ___________ That's one of the Dark Horse comic series, they were pretty good at times and that's one of the better ones. I think they introduced the concept of the Sith into Star Wars, it was them or one of the novels. Posted by: DFCtomm at June 17, 2025 05:38 PM (H0Gk5) 231
What was the Korean movie where they basically do a home invasion on some family?
Pretty good if I recall. Posted by: AlaBAMA Parasite? Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 17, 2025 05:38 PM (mlg/3) 232
223 Titanic made hundreds of millions, many Oscars, yet no sequel, why?
Posted by: One Mile Down at June 17, 2025 05:37 PM (G5+As They did one. Reservation Road. Jack and Rose get divorced. Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2025 05:39 PM (A5bjg) 233
Nurse, I went to a Warped Tour event about 20 years ago. They had an OD tent for parents, where they showed Young Frankenstein over and over. It was packed wIth others my age
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 17, 2025 05:39 PM (wBaIH) 234
The tone for superman should be like the tone of The Rocketeer and the First Captain America.
There have been only two modern writers Im aware of who have really gotten Superman. Grant Morrison (All-Star Superman) and Elliot S! Maggin (the novelizations Last Son of Krypton and Miracle Monday). Everybody else wants to make him realistic and by realistic they mean make him as petty and egocentric as they would be if they had that level of power. It felt like a miracle, though none could say why. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 17, 2025 05:39 PM (EXyHK) 235
I cannot believe girlboss tween POC Iron Man wasn't a smash hit.
....yeah, I saw the trailer and knew it was going to be bad. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 17, 2025 05:39 PM (tT6L1) 236
>>3 BREAKING: Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem was transported to a hospital in the Washington, DC, area by ambulance on Tuesday.
I hope for her sake that she didn't get into the neighbors chickens, again. Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2025 05:39 PM (uZ2FS) 237
𝗡𝗶𝗼𝗵 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗴 ♛ ✡︎ @NiohBerg The regime has cut off the entire internet across Iran. Last time they did this in 2019, they proceeded to massacre over 7000 people in just one weekend. Pray. Posted by: Mister Ghost at June 17, 2025 05:39 PM (TGPs7) 238
Titanic made hundreds of millions, many Oscars, yet no sequel, why?
Because Britannic hitting a mine and sinking is not as exciting. Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 05:39 PM (BNLtx) 239
Pretty good if I recall.
Posted by: AlaBAMA Parasite? Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 17, 2025 05:38 PM (mlg/3 Yup. That's it! Thx! Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2025 05:39 PM (A5bjg) 240
"When will now be then?" "Soon!"
Posted by: bearski ________ "We aint found shit!" Another scene he could never do today, even with woke being rolled back a little. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 17, 2025 05:39 PM (ITkJX) 241
That old creepy pervert and shitty "actor" Arnold Shwarzenegger went on The View, and they kept baiting him to trash ICE, but Arnold wasn't having it. lol, the audience and panel were silent and miffed because they wanted Red Meat. Posted by: Soothsayer at June 17, 2025 05:40 PM (h0F3f) Posted by: naked gun 33 1/3 at June 17, 2025 05:40 PM (sGtp+) 243
Like Bubblegum Crash, Bubblegum Crisis 2040 does not exist.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 05:31 PM (BNLtx) I liked it, and the robot returning to see its wife show was very gloomy. Never saw the first one, wasn't available in my short anime phase. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 05:40 PM (8avO+) 244
Driving Miss Daisy II. Revenge of the Uber Posted by: Frank Barone at June 17, 2025 05:41 PM (IifOV) 245
Another truth that it wouldn't hurt the young to learn early: you get a raw deal in life but you have to get along with thing instead of sitting in your own midden whining about it. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2025 05:41 PM (Q+BiN) 246
Xwitter: Iran issue GLOBAL THREAT, "tonight, a great surprise will occur, one that the world will remember for centuries."
Wait, is Lindsay Lohan turning 18 again? Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 17, 2025 05:41 PM (73voq) Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2025 05:41 PM (A5bjg) 248
Is there anything good streaming?
My Hero Academia Reruns of Bob's Burgers That's pretty much it for me. Rewatched Tropic Thunder last weekend. Better than I remembered it being. Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 17, 2025 05:41 PM (2DqMj) 249
Titanic made hundreds of millions, many Oscars, yet no sequel, why?
Posted by: One Mile Down Fake News. https://tinyurl.com/v5n58zub Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 17, 2025 05:41 PM (MXu2l) 250
I was lamenting to my woman that the only sequel that ever crushed it was GodFather II. Posted by: AlaBAMA ============== Aliens Toy Story 2 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2025 05:41 PM (wbZPZ) 251
129 I wonder if Letterkenny would work on the big screen. I see it as My Dinner with Andre but with hicks and vulgarity.
yes! I mean sure why not my dinner with andre with wordplay and pummeling Posted by: Black Orchid at June 17, 2025 05:41 PM (Pv3Rg) 252
I can't believe someone decided to remake Iron Man except with a black ghetto girl as the star.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2025 05:42 PM (uWKK8) Posted by: Black Orchid at June 17, 2025 05:42 PM (Pv3Rg) 254
223 Titanic made hundreds of millions, many Oscars, yet no sequel, why?
Posted by: One Mile Down at June 17, 2025 05:37 PM (G5+As https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081400/ Posted by: Gref at June 17, 2025 05:42 PM (aBgBM) 255
202 >>to be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence.
yup. People who have just passed out of childhood don't want to be confused with children. Older people don't care and might even like being confused for children. This is why I'm so appalled that the Dems think gratuitous F bombs make them sound tough and serious. They sound like 13 year old boys. Posted by: Archimedes at June 17, 2025 05:42 PM (s8j++) 256
173 I personally do not care for movies where the evil wins and there is literally nothing to be done about it.
Posted by: toby928 at June 17, 2025 05:29 PM (jc0TO) Nihilism. Started in the 60’s in entertainment… watch Midnight Cowboy sometime… that’s a real wristcutter.. Posted by: tubal at June 17, 2025 05:42 PM (PCK5/) 257
BREAKING: Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem was transported to a hospital in the Washington, DC, area by ambulance on Tuesday.
I hope for her sake that she didn't get into the neighbors chickens, again. Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2025 05:39 PM (uZ2FS) She's still trainable iykwim Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2025 05:42 PM (VofaG) 258
Iran is teasing a surprise the world will remember for centuries.
I hope it's a Jennifer Love Hewitt sex tape. Posted by: bonhomme at June 17, 2025 05:42 PM (lIio7) 259
248 Is there anything good streaming?
did we talk about Dark Matter? I liked Dark Matter right now I'm still wading thru letterkenny Posted by: Black Orchid at June 17, 2025 05:42 PM (Pv3Rg) 260
That's one of the Dark Horse comic series, they were pretty good at times and that's one of the better ones. I think they introduced the concept of the Sith into Star Wars, it was them or one of the novels.
Posted by: DFCtomm at June 17, 2025 05:38 PM (H0Gk5) no, it was a paperback book, no pictures. The aliens were called the Vang. Christopher Rowley. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 05:42 PM (8avO+) 261
Noem reportedly conscious in the hospital, talking to her security team.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2025 05:42 PM (qpyNK) 262
Thanks. Rocket Time.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2025 05:43 PM (P9gC0) 263
228 It's not Korean horror unless there is a gumiho in it eating out someone's liver.
gummi bear > gumiho Posted by: anachronda at June 17, 2025 05:43 PM (sGtp+) 264
I cannot believe girlboss tween POC Iron Man wasn't a smash hit.
....yeah, I saw the trailer and knew it was going to be bad. Posted by: blake Marvel put out a comic series for IronFart and it failed in 6 issues. No one wanted it. Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 17, 2025 05:43 PM (mlg/3) 265
Supposedly, Tom Cruise is interested in doing a Les Grossman movie. Maybe looking for a script, not sure.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 17, 2025 05:43 PM (tT6L1) 266
"tonight, a great surprise will occur, one that the world will remember for centuries." ______ They're converting to Catholicism? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2025 05:43 PM (Q+BiN) 267
213 BREAKING: Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem was transported to a hospital in the Washington, DC, area by ambulance on Tuesday.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 17, 2025 05:36 PM (/U5Yz) Seems odd that there are no details. Like where she was when her emergency hit, and what she was doing. Like whether she doubled over in pain, or fainted, or was shot. Posted by: MrExcitement at June 17, 2025 05:43 PM (hOOi9) 268
What everybody seems to be missing is that all these remakes are NOT due to lack of imagination. The originals are part of our culture, and what they are doing is trying to re-write our culture.
Exactimundo. The remakes are partly copyright retention, partly global market reach, and a big part "we will manipulate what you once knew for young people." Its like the BBC's overpowering fixation on injecting black and what they call "asian" into the past, its not about representation, its about manipulating young people to know even know what the past was like and to destroy their heritage. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2025 05:43 PM (e7kz6) 269
>>>What's the consensus on Ivan Reitman movies?
I think he directed My Super Ex-Girlfriend which I liked a lot more than I probably should. Posted by: ace at June 17, 2025 05:43 PM (KRtlO) 270
That old creepy pervert and shitty "actor" Arnold Shwarzenegger went on The View, and they kept baiting him to trash ICE, but Arnold wasn't having it.
lol, the audience and panel were silent and miffed because they wanted Red Meat. Posted by: Soothsayer at June 17, 2025 05:40 PM I was reliably informed by The View mensch Sunny Hostin that it's not illegal to be undocumented. Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2025 05:43 PM (0sNs1) 271
248 Is there anything good streaming?
My Hero Academia Reruns of Bob's Burgers That's pretty much it for me. Rewatched Tropic Thunder last weekend. Better than I remembered it being. Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 17, 2025 05:41 PM (2DqMj) They are streaming The Accountant, 1&2… they are not awful, maybe even okay for today.. Posted by: tubal at June 17, 2025 05:44 PM (PCK5/) 272
"Battleship 2" anyone? Best remedy for insomnia.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at June 17, 2025 05:44 PM (QVzW0) 273
Last time they did this in 2019, they proceeded to massacre over 7000 people in just one weekend.
Pray. Posted by: Mister Ghost at June 17, 2025 05:39 PM (TGPs7) The rebels might have air support now. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 05:44 PM (8avO+) 274
I mean sure why not
my dinner with andre with wordplay and pummeling Posted by: Black Orchid at June 17, 2025 05:41 PM (Pv3Rg) A donnybrook eh boys! Posted by: Fuck off, Riley! at June 17, 2025 05:44 PM (TbWk/) 275
Xwitter: Iran issue GLOBAL THREAT, "tonight, a great surprise will occur, one that the world will remember for centuries."
Whatever you say, Ayatollah Geraldo... Posted by: t-bird at June 17, 2025 05:44 PM (6+qrj) 276
261 Noem reportedly conscious in the hospital, talking to her security team.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2025 05:42 PM (qpyNK) That's nice, but also strange. Why are THEY the ones she's talking to? THAT kind of makes it sound like she was attacked, and is acting as a witness to it. Posted by: MrExcitement at June 17, 2025 05:44 PM (hOOi9) Posted by: A Trannypire at June 17, 2025 05:45 PM (t0Rmr) Posted by: anachronda at June 17, 2025 05:45 PM (sGtp+) 279
The Indian Jones films are all basically kid-friendly, except for that one part in every Indiana Jones movie where someone gets his head chopped up by a propeller or something. Okay, maybe not for kids exactly, but a dad can watch that with his 12-year-old.
--- Temple of Doom created PG-13. Lucas was going through a divorce and insisted on the heart being ripped out of his chest being included. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 17, 2025 05:45 PM (ZOv7s) 280
Biggest plot issue for 2040 was Sylia going Replicant.
Character design, Sylia was indistinguishable from Ifurita. The other character designs were not much better. And the music was complete elevator grade muzak. The rare alignment of getting actual singers for roles like Priss had ended. Original Bubblegum Crisis was only 8 OVAs compared to a whole TV season for 2040. Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 05:45 PM (BNLtx) 281
Noem reportedly conscious in the hospital, talking to her security team. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia ================ My bet: kidney stone Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2025 05:45 PM (wbZPZ) 282
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I was lamenting to my woman that the only sequel that ever crushed it was GodFather II. Posted by: AlaBAMA ============== Aliens Toy Story 2 Posted by: Blonde Morticia --------------------------- Captain America: Winter Soldier There's a sequel out there that was way better than the original. Tip of my tongue but not coming to mind... Posted by: bearski at June 17, 2025 05:45 PM (Bhsk7) 283
Sadly, Ironheart has not come out yet but word FROM INSIDE DISNEY is that its horrible and they couldn't get rid of it so they are just going to barf it out and hope people forget.
to be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. Indeed, GK Chesterton, JRR Tolkien, and CS Lewis all wrote extensively on this topic and why fantasy (they called it 'fairy stories') matter so much. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2025 05:45 PM (e7kz6) 284
They are streaming The Accountant, 1&2… they are not awful, maybe even okay for today..
Posted by: tubal at June 17, 2025 05:44 PM (PCK5/) I like 1. 2 feels like it was written during a writer's strike. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 17, 2025 05:45 PM (UGyV5) 285
@libsoftiktok
· 58s BREAKING: I’m told Secretary Kristi Noem had an allergic reaction. She was transported to the hospital out of an abundance of caution. She is alert and conscious. Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 17, 2025 05:45 PM (mlg/3) 286
Speaking of kid's movies...
I really loved The Princess Bride. Posted by: Gunslinger at June 17, 2025 05:45 PM (R2gO3) 287
The modern BBC and Agatha Christie.
With the exception of "Why Didn't They Ask Evans?", horrible. All of it. Posted by: sal at June 17, 2025 05:46 PM (f+FmA) 288
No, they mean they want to see Superman rip people's heads from their bodies and use his laser vision to shoot holes through people's chests.
And that he should say "f*ck" a lot. So, The Boys... Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 17, 2025 05:46 PM (y9nCu) 289
That's nice, but also strange. Why are THEY the ones she's talking to? THAT kind of makes it sound like she was attacked, and is acting as a witness to it. Posted by: MrExcitement at June 17, 2025 05:44 PM (hOOi9) _________ The dog. It got its revenge. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2025 05:46 PM (Q+BiN) 290
276 261 Noem reportedly conscious in the hospital, talking to her security team.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2025 05:42 PM (qpyNK) That's nice, but also strange. Why are THEY the ones she's talking to? THAT kind of makes it sound like she was attacked, and is acting as a witness to it. Posted by: MrExcitement at June 17, 2025 05:44 PM (hOOi9) If she'd been attacked, there's no way that could have been kept quiet. But maybe Padilla went back for seconds. Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2025 05:46 PM (uWKK8) 291
> 246 Xwitter: Iran issue GLOBAL THREAT, "tonight, a great surprise will occur, one that the world will remember for centuries."
They're going to make up for lost time by announcing Pride Year, or possibly Pride Decade. Khamenei will be coming out as trans. Pezeshkian will declare himself to be a male lesbian. You heard it here first. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2025 05:46 PM (qpyNK) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2025 05:46 PM (e7kz6) 293
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That's nice, but also strange. Why are THEY the ones she's talking to? THAT kind of makes it sound like she was attacked, and is acting as a witness to it. Posted by: MrExcitement at June 17, 2025 05:44 PM (hOOi9) _________ The dog. It got its revenge. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2025 05:46 PM (Q+BiN) Delayed onset mange… Posted by: tubal at June 17, 2025 05:46 PM (PCK5/) 294
Reruns of Bob's Burgers
That's pretty much it for me. Rewatched Tropic Thunder last weekend. Better than I remembered it being. Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 17, 2025 05:41 PM (2DqMj) only thing I miss about not have network TV. Need to get an antenna. I miss Bob's Burgers. you should binge watch Rules of Engagement on Tubi . Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2025 05:46 PM (VofaG) Posted by: bonhomme at June 17, 2025 05:46 PM (lIio7) 296
"Battleship 2" anyone? Best remedy for insomnia.
It doesnt deserve a sequel, but I enjoyed Battleship. Real feel-good movie, especially when they found a crew for the USS Missouri. Complete bullshit, but I loved it. The connection with the board game, while it made vague sense (much like the Missouri ) didnt do much either. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 17, 2025 05:47 PM (EXyHK) 297
265 Supposedly, Tom Cruise is interested in doing a Les Grossman movie. Maybe looking for a script, not sure.
les nessman > les grossman Posted by: anachronda at June 17, 2025 05:47 PM (sGtp+) 298
BREAKING: I’m told Secretary Kristi Noem had an allergic reaction. She was transported to the hospital out of an abundance of caution. She is alert and conscious.
yikes Posted by: Black Orchid at June 17, 2025 05:47 PM (Pv3Rg) 299
That old creepy pervert and shitty "actor" Arnold Shwarzenegger went on The View, and they kept baiting him to trash ICE, but Arnold wasn't having it.
lol, the audience and panel were silent and miffed because they wanted Red Meat. Posted by: Soothsaye I fuck 'em. I don't deport them. Posted by:Ahnold Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2025 05:47 PM (PfGa7) 300
Another truth that it wouldn't hurt the young to learn early: you get a raw deal in life but you have to get along with thing instead of sitting in your own midden whining about it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2025 05:41 PM (Q+BiN) Not my usual sort of movie but "Where the Lilies Bloom" is a show where a hill family hides the death of the mother to keep the family together on their homestead. it would be a good YA movie. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 05:47 PM (8avO+) 301
BREAKING: I’m told Secretary Kristi Noem had an allergic reaction. She was transported to the hospital out of an abundance of caution. She is alert and conscious.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 17, 2025 05:45 PM (mlg/3) when asked for comment, Kristi only said "The Bees! The Bees!!!" Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2025 05:47 PM (uWKK8) 302
That's nice, but also strange. Why are THEY the ones she's talking to? THAT kind of makes it sound like she was attacked, and is acting as a witness to it. Posted by: MrExcitement ============ She was in the middle of something when she had an asthma attack or kidney stone and she's picking up where she left off. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2025 05:48 PM (wbZPZ) 303
This is why I'm so appalled that the Dems think gratuitous F bombs make them sound tough and serious. They sound like 13 year old boys.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 17, 2025 05:42 PM (s8j++) --- The most tedious thing about freshmen at HS band camp was their need to swear even when it wasn't necessary. All the time. Yes, your parents aren't around, but get over it. It was funny to see the sophomores act as the 'curse cops' because they were sick of this shit, having just done it. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 17, 2025 05:48 PM (ZOv7s) 304
"Xwitter: Iran issue GLOBAL THREAT, "tonight, a great surprise will occur, one that the world will remember for centuries.""
oh, no, someone found the kiloton grenade? Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 17, 2025 05:48 PM (/Ghsb) 305
Rockets done. They made it to camera range and got intercepted. 20.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2025 05:48 PM (P9gC0) 306
201 I’ve not seen a mind boggling, amazing, holy shit that was GREAT, movie in decades.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 17, 2025 05:33 PM (OG98j) While not the above reactions, the best movie on Amazon, at a recent time I needed peace, was "Surprised by Oxford." I ordered the book of the same title for the trip two weeks ago, by Carolyn Weber. She was an agnostic who won a scholarship to Oxford and life changed. Great writer, great interweaving of C.S. Lewis and the Romantics of English literature. I simply loved reading it every night before bed to the symphony of my husband's snores. Seriously, I loved both the movie and book. The book is possibly one of the best I have read in a long time...and I always have a book on me since our son's soccer practice. For wicked recent book laughs I liked Jojo Moyes "One Plus One" in the last month. Snort laughs trying not to wake my husband at times. She wrote others and one that became a movie, "Me Before You" that was good on Amazon. I liked the actor in it and saw some of his movies (name escapes me). Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 17, 2025 05:48 PM (6PCLE) 307
You cannot do a Les Grossman movie of just him BUT you could do a movie of them trying to make a sequel to Tropic Thunder and him trying to make it work. He can't be the star, but he can be a major side character.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2025 05:48 PM (e7kz6) 308
They could remake (and finish) The Tripods.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2025 05:48 PM (63Dwl) 309
I have never not gotten laid after watching the Princess Bride.
Cary Elwes must get the old motor running. Or Andre the Giant. Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 17, 2025 05:48 PM (73voq) 310
290 276 261 Noem reportedly conscious in the hospital, talking to her security team.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2025 05:42 PM (qpyNK) Did deranged Democrat senator get spit on her? Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 17, 2025 05:49 PM (kTd/k) 311
Another truth that it wouldn't hurt the young to learn early: you get a raw deal in life but you have to get along with thing instead of sitting in your own midden whining about it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh Bonus points for using "midden". Posted by: Archimedes at June 17, 2025 05:49 PM (s8j++) 312
281 Noem reportedly conscious in the hospital, talking to her security team.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia ================ My bet: kidney stone kidney stone > oliver stone Posted by: anachronda at June 17, 2025 05:49 PM (sGtp+) 313
That old creepy pervert and shitty "actor" Arnold Shwarzenegger went on The View, and they kept baiting him to trash ICE, but Arnold wasn't having it.
Somehow he managed to not say "fuck your freedoms" the whole time. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2025 05:49 PM (e7kz6) 314
285 @libsoftiktok
· 58s BREAKING: I’m told Secretary Kristi Noem had an allergic reaction. She was transported to the hospital out of an abundance of caution. She is alert and conscious. Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 17, 2025 05:45 PM (mlg/3) Well that's good. But why is that NEWS, and why wasn't that included in the first announcement. WTF. Posted by: MrExcitement at June 17, 2025 05:49 PM (hOOi9) 315
> I really loved The Princess Bride.
Same. It annoys me Rob Reiner directed it, but he did a good job. Posted by: bonhomme at June 17, 2025 05:49 PM (lIio7) 316
Another truth that it wouldn't hurt the young to learn early: you get a raw deal in life but you have to get along with thing instead of sitting in your own midden whining about it. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh ================ That's why Disney movies like Bambi and Old Yeller are family entertainment. Those movies have very difficult lessons for kids. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2025 05:49 PM (wbZPZ) 317
It doesn’t deserve a sequel, but I enjoyed Battleship. Real feel-good movie, especially when they found a crew for the USS Missouri. Complete bullshit, but I loved it.
The connection with the board game, while it made vague sense (much like the Missouri… ![]() Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 17, 2025 05:47 PM (EXyHK) ——- I also liked it. No woke bullshit, very pro military. Some really good action too. Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 17, 2025 05:49 PM (GCyOY) 318
Malcolm in the Midden… good show..
Posted by: tubal at June 17, 2025 05:49 PM (PCK5/) 319
Naked gun might work since LN1 was a serious dramatic actor turned straight man for comedy like LN2.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 17, 2025 05:49 PM (cduTK) 320
only really dark movie I liked was The Human Stain with Anthony Hopkins and Nicole Kidman.
Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2025 05:49 PM (VofaG) 321
Brightburn is a good evil Superman tale.
Posted by: toby928 at June 17, 2025 05:49 PM (jc0TO) 322
"Battleship 2" anyone? Best remedy for insomnia.
It doesn’t deserve a sequel, but I enjoyed Battleship. Real feel-good movie, especially when they found a crew for the USS Missouri. Complete bullshit, but I loved it. The connection with the board game, while it made vague sense (much like the Missouri… ![]() Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 17, 2025 05:47 PM (EXyHK) Another oddball series is the Ayes of Texas where some crippled vets are hired by a billionaire to refit the old Texas battleship to defeat the Russian fleet in Houston Harbor. They even secede from the Union. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 05:50 PM (8avO+) 323
Rumor is that its an allergic reaction that sent Noem to the hospital.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2025 05:50 PM (e7kz6) Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at June 17, 2025 05:50 PM (gDhA9) Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 05:50 PM (BNLtx) 326
Iran issue GLOBAL THREAT, "tonight, a great surprise will occur, one that the world will remember for centuries."
The mullahs are going to put out a Bollywood musical? Posted by: gKWVE at June 17, 2025 05:50 PM (gKWVE) 327
So it's a movie thread?
Posted by: Just got here at June 17, 2025 05:50 PM (y/iut) 328
301 BREAKING: I’m told Secretary Kristi Noem had an allergic reaction. She was transported to the hospital out of an abundance of caution. She is alert and conscious.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 17, 2025 05:45 PM (mlg/3) when asked for comment, Kristi only said "The Bees! The Bees!!!" Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2025 05:47 PM (uWKK ![]() Poor lady. I am allergic to air. I read last week in the UK DM of a friend of Prince William's dying due to swallowing a bee during polo. I say that Brit Like, eh? Unsure if he was on a horse or one got into his champagne on the sidelines, but a a horrible way to go. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 17, 2025 05:50 PM (6PCLE) 329
Well that's good. But why is that NEWS, and why wasn't that included in the first announcement. WTF.
Posted by: MrExcitement at June 17, 2025 05:49 PM (hOOi9) Because they didn't know. Not the press and likely not her team either. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 05:51 PM (8avO+) 330
Yeah, Brightburn was good. I didn't want to see it, because the Gunn brothers annoy me, but I talked myself into it and ended up enjoying it.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 17, 2025 05:51 PM (gKWVE) 331
Wrath of Khan was obviously way better than The Motion Picture.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 17, 2025 05:51 PM (ITkJX) 332
Yes, cartoons and entertain aimed at kids can be very good. The first ten minutes of the Pixar film "Up" is as moving as anything I've seen on the big screen. (The rest of the movie, not so much.)
Posted by: Nemo at June 17, 2025 05:51 PM (4RPgu) 333
327 So it's a movie thread?
Posted by: Just got here at June 17, 2025 05:50 PM (y/iut) They tried geopolitics for a minute, but got thrown out… Posted by: tubal at June 17, 2025 05:51 PM (PCK5/) 334
Where's the rest of it?
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2025 05:51 PM (P9gC0) 335
Have they done SpiderWoman yet, where Spiderwoman forces Spiderman to impregnate her, then she kills him?
That would be so awesome, and empowering (for oppressed women). Posted by: illiniwek at June 17, 2025 05:51 PM (vbXSk) 336
>>>, here's Jennifer Love Hewitt's big dramatic moment:
Posted by: bonhomme at June 17, 2025 05:14 PM (lIio7) She certainly has grown, as an actress. Posted by: haffhowershower at June 17, 2025 05:51 PM (144I4) 337
It doesn’t deserve a sequel, but I enjoyed Battleship. Real feel-good movie, especially when they found a crew for the USS Missouri. Complete bullshit, but I loved it.
The connection with the board game, while it made vague sense (much like the Missouri… didn’t do much either. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 17, 2025 05:47 PM (EXyHK) ——- I also liked it. No woke bullshit, very pro military. Some really good action too. Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 17, 2025 05:49 PM (GCyOY) ----------- Well deserved bad reviews but still entertaining. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 17, 2025 05:52 PM (tT6L1) 338
323 Rumor is that its an allergic reaction that sent Noem to the hospital.
I volunteer to suck the poison out. (Bananas) Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 17, 2025 05:52 PM (73voq) 339
It annoys me Rob Reiner directed it, but he did a good job.
Reiner is a gigantic idiot but he was able to do some amazingly great stuff like Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, Stand By Me, Sure Thing, This Is Spinal Tap, and of course Princess Bride. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2025 05:52 PM (e7kz6) 340
237
𝗡𝗶𝗼𝗵 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗴 ♛ ✡︎ @NiohBerg The regime has cut off the entire internet across Iran. Last time they did this in 2019, they proceeded to massacre over 7000 people in just one weekend. Pray. Posted by: Mister Ghost at June 17, 2025 05:39 PM (TGPs7) Musk has already turned on StarLink... Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2025 05:52 PM (mP0Kj) 341
Rumor is that its an allergic reaction that sent Noem to the hospital.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2025 05:50 PM (e7kz6) ——- She caught Padilla’s skanky fag cooties Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 17, 2025 05:52 PM (GCyOY) 342
Movie that surprised me how much I liked it was JoJo Rabbit.
I should have known I would have liked it because it had Sam Rockwell in it. I think he's in my top five actors now. Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2025 05:52 PM (VofaG) Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2025 05:52 PM (BI5O2) 344
Well they did that alternate universe Spiderman animated movie with Spider Gwen in it. But Miles was still the web-slinger.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 05:52 PM (BNLtx) 345
Being reported: Secy Noem has an allergic reaction to Tom Homans feet.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 17, 2025 05:52 PM (/U5Yz) 346
The aliens in Battleship would have won if their ROE wasn't written by the US State Department.
Posted by: toby928 at June 17, 2025 05:52 PM (jc0TO) 347
313, kind of amazing, really.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 17, 2025 05:53 PM (/Ghsb) 348
I think a lot of NERDS!!! are a little embarrassed that they like entertainment which is made for kids or made to at least be kid-friendly because that would suggest they're immature. Not quite. They're embarrassed that they grew up liking their comic book male superheros in tight, ass-hugging spandex, and they're afraid that they might be ghey. Which is why I liked horror comics, war comics (like Sgt Rock) and Jonah Hex. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 17, 2025 05:53 PM (y9nCu) 349
342 Movie that surprised me how much I liked it was JoJo Rabbit.
I should have known I would have liked it because it had Sam Rockwell in it. I think he's in my top five actors now. Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2025 05:52 PM (VofaG) Everything he acts is good… his part in Galaxy Quest was awesome… Posted by: tubal at June 17, 2025 05:53 PM (PCK5/) 350
The first ten minutes of the Pixar film "Up" is as moving as anything I've seen on the big screen. (The rest of the movie, not so much.)
Yeah that should have just been an animated short, its a terrific intro and just meandering meh for the rest of the movie. The dog's first scene is great then there's no reason for it. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2025 05:53 PM (e7kz6) Posted by: eleven at June 17, 2025 05:53 PM (fV+MH) 352
324 Look, I watch a trailer for a comedy, and I need to laugh a couple of times, hard.
And I did. Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at June 17, 2025 05:50 PM (gDhA9) Find the Seinfeld where George, due to a sinus infection, seeks out a Kramer recommended hololistic healer vs surgery. I came close to expiring laughing the first two times (pre taping the show). Did not hear the actual dialogue of the part that did me in til I saw it the third time. Then I was stifling a laugh snort. Now we make up our own dialogues to make me laugh watching series on tv. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 17, 2025 05:53 PM (6PCLE) 353
I personally do not care for movies where the evil wins and there is literally nothing to be done about it.
Posted by: toby928 at June 17, 2025 05:29 PM (jc0TO) If I wanted that I'd just watch the news. Posted by: It's supposed to be respite from real life at June 17, 2025 05:53 PM (TbWk/) 354
Iran's Shah, Jr. (or whatever the Shah equivalent of crown prince is) is dropping not-so-subtle hints on X that he's tanned, ready, and rested, and is looking forward to sitting down on the Peacock Throne.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2025 05:53 PM (qpyNK) 355
Iranian State TV is making some bold threats.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2025 05:53 PM (P9gC0) 356
> 246 Xwitter: Iran issue GLOBAL THREAT, "tonight, a great surprise will occur, one that the world will remember for centuries."
Twelfth Imam finally shows up? Posted by: Gref at June 17, 2025 05:54 PM (aBgBM) 357
Speaking of Rockwell, I just watch another of his movies I never heard of before.
Mr. Right excellent. Ill be watching it again in a few months Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2025 05:54 PM (VofaG) 358
>>
that was a good bit but I think the reasoning was: That existed mostly to provide a background for Ripley's extreme determination to save Newt. But they realized they don't really need to explain why Ripley wants to save an innocent little girl, so why include it? They also cut the Hadley's Hope stuff in the beginning, because that was there to humanize Newt and to show how terrible it was that she lost her family. They reasoned, people will like Newt with or without backstory and also we don't need a 10-minute section of film to prove to the audience that a slaughter of people by aliens is bad. They cut the automatic sentry guns because Cameron realized: It's robots versus insect aliens, who cares, what are the stakes? Whether the guns can preserve their ammo or not? Posted by: ace at June 17, 2025 05:15 PM (KRtlO -- I hadnt thought about those other two cuts. The Hadleys Hope bit was good too. I never thought the movie lacked pace by including those, but of course there werent commercials in the theatre. Still, the daughter angle reverberates throughout the narrative if its included. Otherwise you dont even know she's a mom. Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at June 17, 2025 05:54 PM (wzAuc) 359
351 Princess Bride isn't really a kid's movie.
It's for all ages. Posted by: eleven at June 17, 2025 05:53 PM (fV+MH) LOVE that movie!!! Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 17, 2025 05:54 PM (6PCLE) 360
350 The first ten minutes of the Pixar film "Up" is as moving as anything I've seen on the big screen. (The rest of the movie, not so much.)
Yeah that should have just been an animated short, its a terrific intro and just meandering meh for the rest of the movie. The dog's first scene is great then there's no reason for it. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2025 05:53 PM (e7kz6) Outstanding movie… Posted by: tubal at June 17, 2025 05:54 PM (PCK5/) 361
"I do not like the Cone Of Shame."
Posted by: gKWVE at June 17, 2025 05:54 PM (gKWVE) 362
351 Princess Bride isn't really a kid's movie.
It's for all ages. Posted by: eleven I liked Princess Bride. Posted by: Maj. Healey Who Is NOT Gay at June 17, 2025 05:54 PM (/U5Yz) 363
It's good to be King.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2025 05:54 PM (P9gC0) 364
315 > I really loved The Princess Bride.
Same. It annoys me Rob Reiner directed it, but he did a good job. Posted by: bonhomme at June 17, 2025 05:49 PM (lIio7) reading between the lines of cast interviews... he pretty much just got the hell out of the way. Like the Miricle Max stuff was almost all ad lib... Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2025 05:54 PM (mP0Kj) 365
Everything he acts is good… his part in Galaxy Quest was awesome…
Sam Rockwell is great in everything. He was even good in Charlie's Angels 2. Those are kind of guilty pleasures for me. I know that objectively they are terrible but ... I still like them. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2025 05:55 PM (e7kz6) Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2025 05:55 PM (PfGa7) 367
355 Iranian State TV is making some bold threats.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2025 05:53 PM (P9gC0) I hope it ends live like the woman who fled when the ashes surrounded her martyr self. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 17, 2025 05:55 PM (6PCLE) 368
Twelfth Imam finally shows up?
Israel should hijack the airwaves in Tehran to have a RuPaul version of the 12th Iman climb out of a well and shake the booty. Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 05:55 PM (BNLtx) 369
Speaking of fiction...
@SCOTUSblog 3h New on SCOTUSblog: Justices’ financial disclosures reveal Justice Jackson earned over $2 million in book advances Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 17, 2025 05:55 PM (mlg/3) 370
Well that's good. But why is that NEWS, and why wasn't that included in the first announcement. WTF.
We're journalists, not askers-of-questions! Posted by: The MFM at June 17, 2025 05:55 PM (STfYR) 371
I just want more of those 1980s dark fantasy movies like "Neverending Story", "Return to Oz", and "Labyrinth"
A lost art since then Posted by: gKWVE at June 17, 2025 05:55 PM (gKWVE) 372
I also liked it. No woke bullshit, very pro military. Some really good action too.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 17, 2025 05:49 PM (GCyOY) Well deserved bad reviews but still entertaining. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 17, 2025 05:52 PM (tT6L1) Yup. I can understand the bad reviews, but its fun and satisfying. Ive watched it twice so far, once on my own and once with my dad. And I expect to watch it at least one more time. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 17, 2025 05:55 PM (EXyHK) 373
318 Malcolm in the Midden… good show..
Posted by: tubal at June 17, 2025 05:49 PM Funny show. My favorite was when Hal and Lois accidentally found a second bathroom in their house they never knew they had because when they moved in it got filled with boxes 15 years previously. Posted by: Frank Barone at June 17, 2025 05:55 PM (IifOV) 374
Old Yeller are family entertainment. Those movies have very difficult lessons for kids.
We told the kids we had to take gramps to the farm upstate where we took old shep. Still remember him in the rear view mirror trying to run after us. Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 17, 2025 05:56 PM (5cMXi) 375
365 Everything he acts is good… his part in Galaxy Quest was awesome…
Sam Rockwell is great in everything. He was even good in Charlie's Angels 2. Those are kind of guilty pleasures for me. I know that objectively they are terrible but ... I still like them. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2025 05:55 PM (e7kz6) It is legitimate to be merely entertained, in my world… Posted by: tubal at June 17, 2025 05:56 PM (PCK5/) 376
Anne Burrell, known for hosting, "The Worst Cooks in America" has reportedly died at 55. That's way too young.
http://tiny.cc/eo7n001 Posted by: bonhomme at June 17, 2025 05:56 PM (lIio7) 377
5 missiles got through apparently.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2025 05:56 PM (P9gC0) 378
Wrath of Khan was obviously way better than The Motion Picture.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 17, 2025 05:51 PM (ITkJX) In a way I don't consider it a sequel, but starting the movies over with a new, action based story. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 05:56 PM (8avO+) 379
329 Well that's good. But why is that NEWS, and why wasn't that included in the first announcement. WTF.
Posted by: MrExcitement at June 17, 2025 05:49 PM (hOOi9) Because they didn't know. Not the press and likely not her team either. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 05:51 PM (8avO+) Fair enough. Posted by: MrExcitement at June 17, 2025 05:56 PM (hOOi9) 380
Big Talking Persian: "Ooh, baby, I'm gonna make love to you all night, baby, it's just not gonna stop baby, we're gonna come together when the sun rises baby..."
30 seconds later: Comes on goat's leg, rolls over and immediately falls asleep. Posted by: Big Talking Persians at June 17, 2025 05:56 PM (qUkBO) 381
It is legitimate to be merely entertained, in my world…
Posted by: tubal at June 17, 2025 05:56 PM This. Posted by: toby928 at June 17, 2025 05:56 PM (jc0TO) 382
> Cary Elwes must get the old motor running.
Or Andre the Giant. Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 17, 2025 05:48 PM (73voq) Hey, what about me? Posted by: Vizzini at June 17, 2025 05:57 PM (qpyNK) 383
Global threat?? They don't even have control over their own skies.
Posted by: runner at June 17, 2025 05:57 PM (nQcpu) 384
366 Musk has already turned on StarLink...
Posted by: Romeo13 I just wonder how many have dishes. Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2025 05:55 PM (PfGa7) If'n our CIA is smart (doubtful) they are smuggling links in. Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2025 05:57 PM (mP0Kj) 385
367, that would be awesome!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 17, 2025 05:57 PM (/Ghsb) 386
Wrath of Khan was obviously way better than The Motion Picture.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 17, 2025 05:51 PM (ITkJX) I believe TMP was rushed since Star Wars had just come out and the new network idea the owners had for their ST sequel series wasn't going anywhere. So they took all the production costs from ST Phase II, took an old idea that Roddenberry had which was stupid, and ran it though to cash in on the Soft ScFi Bux. Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 17, 2025 05:57 PM (xTinh) 387
In a way I don't consider it a sequel, but starting the movies over with a new, action based story.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 05:56 PM (8avO+) Like how they implicitly timetraveled Chekov into the first season? Posted by: gKWVE at June 17, 2025 05:57 PM (gKWVE) 388
Ironheart - it debuted in Marvel comics in 2016. It was the 45th best selling comic book in November 2018.
So...how did this shit get a movie? "In a 2019 storyline, Riri is startled to learn that her android teammate Viv Vision has developed a crush on her, which initially revolts her due to internalized homophobia. However, when Riri is about to destroy Viv, it is the latter's honest apology for not considering her feelings finally makes her acknowledge Viv's affection." Seriously. I'd rather watch ROM Space knight the move that this garbage. Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at June 17, 2025 05:57 PM (gDhA9) 389
I like The Princess Bride. I do. But the kid from The Wonder Years is a snotty little prick. I'd like to see the Cenobites show up and read him the book of Revelation.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 17, 2025 05:57 PM (UGyV5) 390
383 Global threat?? They don't even have control over their own skies.
Posted by: runner at June 17, 2025 05:57 PM (nQcpu) They gonna release Covid 25? Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2025 05:57 PM (mP0Kj) 391
In case anyone ever doubted that Iranian mullahs are nuking futs.
Posted by: runner at June 17, 2025 05:58 PM (nQcpu) 392
354 Iran's Shah, Jr. (or whatever the Shah equivalent of crown prince is) is dropping not-so-subtle hints on X that he's tanned, ready, and rested, and is looking forward to sitting down on the Peacock Throne.
If he's smart, he'll do like Juan Carlos did in Spain, after Franco was finally dead for the last time. Basically, he should say "I'm just here to manage the transition to a democracy / republic." Ain't nobody really wants a permanent king in this day and age. Posted by: Archimedes at June 17, 2025 05:58 PM (s8j++) 393
Return to Oz was a depressing movie, if I am remembering the right one that starred Balk as Dorothy.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 05:58 PM (BNLtx) 394
>>I personally do not care for movies where the evil wins and there is literally nothing to be done about it.
Posted by: toby928 at June 17, 2025 05:29 PM (jc0TO) IIRC, the film industry's self-imposed production code or morals code, prohibited movies with the bad guys winning and getting away, then roll the credits. Obviously began being ignored or was removed from the code in the Sixties. Posted by: Gref at June 17, 2025 05:58 PM (aBgBM) 395
What this country needs is a remake of It's a Mad mad mad mad world!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 17, 2025 05:58 PM (nLeCA) 396
Well, I hope so, it sounds uncomfortable for two men
@visegrad24 5m BREAKING: Trump and Netanyahu just got off the phone Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 17, 2025 05:58 PM (mlg/3) 397
Yup. I can understand the bad reviews, but it’s fun and satisfying. I’ve watched it twice so far, once on my own and once with my dad. And I expect to watch it at least one more time.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 17, 2025 05:55 PM (EXyHK) The long form reviews usually described as movie trashers gave it more or less your review. Brought up some issues with the plot and such, but mostly called it decent. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 05:59 PM (8avO+) 398
Wrath of Khan was obviously way better than The Motion Picture.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 17, 2025 05:51 PM (ITkJX) In a way I don't consider it a sequel, but starting the movies over with a new, action based story. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 05:56 PM (8avO+) Roddenberry was famous for wanting more "cerebral" stories for ST when the audience really just wanted Kirk to blow things up then fuck the alien chick. Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 17, 2025 05:59 PM (xTinh) 399
378 Wrath of Khan was obviously way better than The Motion Picture.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 17, 2025 05:51 PM (ITkJX) In a way I don't consider it a sequel, but starting the movies over with a new, action based story. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 05:56 PM (8avO+) Yeah, in the first one they spent half the movie assembling the old crew, and twenty minutes gawking at the Enterprise. Posted by: MrExcitement at June 17, 2025 05:59 PM (hOOi9) 400
I liked UP also. That first part was good.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2025 05:59 PM (P9gC0) 401
"In a 2019 storyline, Riri is startled to learn that her android teammate Viv Vision has developed a crush on her, which initially revolts her due to internalized homophobia. However, when Riri is about to destroy Viv, it is the latter's honest apology for not considering her feelings finally makes her acknowledge Viv's affection."
Seriously. I'd rather watch ROM Space knight the move that this garbage. Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at June 17, 2025 05:57 PM (gDhA9) Dumb too... as an Android just swap some body parts out and... Hetero! Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2025 05:59 PM (mP0Kj) 402
393 Return to Oz was a depressing movie, if I am remembering the right one that starred Balk as Dorothy.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 05:58 PM (BNLtx) Yeah, and Balk didn't sing. But otherwise she was a spot-on Judy Garland. Posted by: gKWVE at June 17, 2025 05:59 PM (gKWVE) 403
The Winning Season is another Rockwell movie I never heard of that I recently watched. Him coaching a rag tag HS girls basketball team.
I also though excellent. Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2025 05:59 PM (VofaG) 404
One day, Superman, while flying over Gotham City, he spots Wonder Woman below on a building rooftop, stark naked and lying with her arms and legs spread apart. He circles a couple of times and then unable to control himself, he fly's down like a speeding bullet and he lands and hammers her hard and fast, and in the blink of an eye he flies away and back on patrol again. Meanwhile, back on the rooftop, Wonder Woman sits up and says, "What the hell was that?" And the Invisible Man says, "Not sure, but it really hurt!"
Posted by: Statman at June 17, 2025 05:59 PM (Kj6RJ) 405
Or even more simple explanation, Sulu and others welcomed Chekov aboard by telling him stories of his new Captain to scare Pavel.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 06:00 PM (BNLtx) 406
I like The Cat From Outer Space.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 17, 2025 06:00 PM (/U5Yz) 407
The Iranian regime just released this video of someone stroking a nuclear bomb.
Posted by: Mister Ghost ----------------------------- That's a typo. The goat's name is Anu Clairb Ahmb Posted by: haffhowershower at June 17, 2025 06:00 PM (144I4) 408
395 What this country needs is a remake of It's a Mad mad mad mad world!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 17, 2025 05:58 PM (nLeCA) Not enough big Hollywood Comedy Stars to recreate that... Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2025 06:00 PM (mP0Kj) 409
Roddenberry was famous for wanting more "cerebral" stories for ST when the audience really just wanted Kirk to blow things up then fuck the alien chick.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 17, 2025 05:59 PM (xTinh) Ironic, considering he was banging the female members of the cast. Posted by: MrExcitement at June 17, 2025 06:00 PM (hOOi9) 410
What this country needs is a remake of It's a Mad mad mad mad world!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 17, 2025 05:58 PM (nLeCA) Don't think they could pull off a crazy chase movie, the administration in the studios are too pervasive and controlling. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 06:00 PM (8avO+) 411
There is only one Frank Drebin.
There is only one James Bond. There is only one Sarah Conner. There is only one Ripley. There is only one Chris (Magnificent Seven). There is only on Joe Friday. There is only one Inspector Clouseau. There is only one Mad Max. There is only one Dirty Harry. There is only one John Shaft. That's an OK start. Posted by: goatexchange at June 17, 2025 06:01 PM (hyS0X) 412
Yeah, in the first one they spent half the movie assembling the old crew, and twenty minutes gawking at the Enterprise.
Posted by: MrExcitement at June 17, 2025 05:59 PM (hOOi9) yeah but I was a 70's fanboy and I had waited for 10 years to gawk at the Enterprise for 20 minutes. I loved it. Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2025 06:01 PM (uWKK8) 413
These days even the heady Oscar-bait dramas and biopics and arthouse stuff is infantile pablum for retards. You can't really throw stones at anything and say it's childish and lowbrow. Everything is. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2025 06:02 PM (BI5O2) 414
I liked Cars 2 better than Cars.
Finn McMissile: "I never properly introduced myself. Finn McMissile, British Intelligence." Mater: "Tow Mater, Average Intelligence." Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 17, 2025 06:02 PM (PiwSw) 415
I never liked Chekov partly because of his stupid speech impediment that made him unable to say his own name (??) but after seeing him as Bester in Babylon 5 playing the sinister psi agent... damn he's good.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2025 06:02 PM (e7kz6) Posted by: Zarquon at June 17, 2025 06:02 PM (EXyHK) 417
For Wrath they managed to keep Roddenberry from writing the story.
TMP was too much a recycle of Nomad plus a story for the aborted Phase II series. Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 06:03 PM (BNLtx) 418
Being called a nerd bothers me so little, I wrote a 2000 word essay on it.
Posted by: TLDR at June 17, 2025 06:03 PM (S1GR4) 419
I just did a quick painting of Dorothy's house when she returns from Oz and laying in the bed with everyone surrounding her. Its a painting of the outside of the house in black and white with the flying monkey in color on top of the roof.
I titled it 'It Wasn't a Dream' not my best but it took me about an hour to complete. Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2025 06:03 PM (VofaG) 420
That's an OK start.
There's only one Blade. There's only ever going to be one Blade. yeah but I was a 70's fanboy and I had waited for 10 years to gawk at the Enterprise for 20 minutes. I loved it. Yeah that was just straight fan service and believe me in the theater as a teenage boy it was everything I always ever wanted. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2025 06:03 PM (e7kz6) 421
In a way I don't consider it a sequel, but starting the movies over with a new, action based story.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 05:56 PM (8avO+) Like how they implicitly timetraveled Chekov into the first season? Posted by: gKWVE at June 17, 2025 05:57 PM (gKWVE) I heard that handwaved away as him being on another shift / in a lesser duty station on the ship. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 06:03 PM (8avO+) 422
I never liked Chekov partly because of his stupid speech impediment that made him unable to say his own name (??) but after seeing him as Bester in Babylon 5 playing the sinister psi agent... damn he's good.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2025 06:02 PM (e7kz6) Koenig is great. Really. Chekov exists because Roddenberry wanted a character in the cast to draw in younger viewers, so he cast a kid who looked like one of the Monkees. For real. Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 17, 2025 06:04 PM (xTinh) 423
As pure entertainment goes, I hold "The Fifth Element" as great example.
Posted by: Halfhand at June 17, 2025 06:04 PM (xk/GE) 424
Yeah that was just straight fan service and believe me in the theater as a teenage boy it was everything I always ever wanted.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2025 06:03 PM (e7kz6) Me too, but I knew at the time this wouldn't help it with the normies. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 06:05 PM (8avO+) 425
Walter had to wear a Monkees style wig for the start of his time until his hair grew out.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 06:05 PM (BNLtx) 426
The Amateur was a really good movie.
Not a remake, that I'm aware of... Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at June 17, 2025 06:05 PM (7NkZG) Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 17, 2025 06:05 PM (xzb+D) 428
There is only one Man With No Name. (Even though he had a name in the credits for "For a Few Dollars More." Trivia!)
Posted by: Gref at June 17, 2025 06:05 PM (aBgBM) 429
72 years since the East Berlin uprising.
Posted by: Cow Demon at June 17, 2025 06:05 PM (vm8sq) 430
"What this country needs is a remake of It's a Mad mad mad mad world!
Posted by: OrangeEnt " You really want these incompetent mooks ruining that masterpiece? Posted by: eleven at June 17, 2025 06:05 PM (fV+MH) 431
405 Or even more simple explanation, Sulu and others welcomed Chekov aboard by telling him stories of his new Captain to scare Pavel.
'cept that doesn't explain khan's "but you... i never forget a face" line. Posted by: anachronda at June 17, 2025 06:05 PM (sGtp+) 432
I got distracted and was regretfully unable to respond to quips+
>>>>This kind of thing has happened before, to great Western excitement about the fall of the Mullahs. Then the Mullahs regroup, put down the nascent rebellion, slaughter the enemies and move right along. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) This happens only if they continue to live. (hint, hint) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 17, 2025 06:06 PM (Ffc+8) 433
389 I like The Princess Bride. I do. But the kid from The Wonder Years is a snotty little prick. I'd like to see the Cenobites show up and read him the book of Revelation.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 17, 2025 05:57 PM (UGyV5) Everybody does. It's so light-hearted and clever, with a bit of romance, of course. So it's funny if you think about it. Our hero Wesley is literally a pirate, who makes his living robbing other ships, possibly killing people in the process. Just goes to show how one shouldn't really think such things through. Posted by: MrExcitement at June 17, 2025 06:06 PM (hOOi9) 434
428 There is only one Man With No Name. (Even though he had a name in the credits for "For a Few Dollars More." Trivia!)
let me guess: "irving, the 142nd fastest gun in the west" Posted by: anachronda at June 17, 2025 06:06 PM (sGtp+) 435
I never liked Chekov partly because of his stupid speech impediment that made him unable to say his own name (??) but after seeing him as Bester in Babylon 5 playing the sinister psi agent... damn he's good.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2025 06:02 PM (e7kz6) I liked the dig at the Russians his 'thing' was. Pretty funny in the cold war. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 06:06 PM (8avO+) 436
I personally do not care for movies where the evil wins and there is literally nothing to be done about it.
Posted by: toby928 _________ No Country for Old Men? Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 17, 2025 06:07 PM (ITkJX) 437
I got distracted and was regretfully unable to respond to quips+
>>>>This kind of thing has happened before, to great Western excitement about the fall of the Mullahs. Then the Mullahs regroup, put down the nascent rebellion, slaughter the enemies and move right along. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) This happens only if they continue to live. (hint, hint) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 17, 2025 06:06 PM It always boils down to who controls the Army. Posted by: toby928 at June 17, 2025 06:07 PM (jc0TO) 438
"I'm sick and tired of NERDS!!! demanding that superhero movies or any other juvenile fare be "dark" and "grim and gritty" and "realistic" and hyperviolent and filled with cursing."
So. Back in the '90s, DC did a series that overall was called The Breaking of the Bat. Bane, a new supervillian, found Batman's lair, ambushed him, and then snapped his spine. Over the next, I dunno, year or so, they did a grim'n'gritty series about Bruce Wayne finding someone to be the new Batman while he went off to figure out how to restore his spine, etc. The new Batman was dark, gradually went insane, and wound up doing a bunch of stuff Batman Would Never Do. In the end, Bruce fought him in the batcave to take back the mantle. After the saga and its aftermath was over, they printed a bunch of letters complaining about how dark and grim the storyline was, and wrote a simple response: "you said you wanted a darker Batman, and we gave you one." Posted by: Rick C at June 17, 2025 06:07 PM (1zWbY) 439
hopefully, someone didn't know her allergies....very odd
Posted by: zigggggy at June 17, 2025 06:07 PM (K5Rdg) 440
I want to speak up for serious violence and consequences in superhero movies.
Stuff like Invincible (which I have my issues with) shows the awesome power of superheros and how much damage they can do. Which makes self control and virtue into real important qualities, worthy of emulation. When the guy who can punch through an M1 Abrams tank keeps getting into punching matches with mafia types on the dock...it goes from fantasy land into silliness. For me. Give me awesome power and show me the consequences of awesome power. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 17, 2025 06:08 PM (xcxpd) 441
Anachronda
They gave Khan access to Enterprise's library, crew roster would be there. It was there for Spock doing research on why Gary Mitchell was turning into a mini-god. And yeah I am reaching I know it. ![]() Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 06:08 PM (BNLtx) 442
Musk has already turned on StarLink... Posted by: Romeo13 I just wonder how many have dishes. Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2025 05:55 PM (PfGa7) The evil Joos should be dumping pallets full of StarLink dishes over Tehran, Isfahan and Qom by little parachutes. Bonus points if the box also contains Liberator pistols. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 17, 2025 06:08 PM (y9nCu) 443
Bester in B5 is a great villian. He's complicated.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 17, 2025 06:08 PM (AcTAo) 444
413, bingo, YD!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 17, 2025 06:08 PM (/Ghsb) 445
Can't comment on the "I didn't vote for your fucking queerbait RoN pAuL!!!-cum-Medea-Benjamin gaywad peacenik foreign policy" thread, so I'll just comment here.
BYE. Posted by: PITA Expat at June 17, 2025 06:08 PM (CK4Ox) 446
No Country for Old Men?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 17, 2025 06:07 PM Life Skeleton Key Fallen etc Posted by: toby928 at June 17, 2025 06:08 PM (jc0TO) 447
Television started sliding downhill after David Janssen died. Last movie I caught in the theater was Doctor Sleep, and that was 5 or 6 years ago; could probably count the number of movies I've seen in a theater in the last 20 years on my fingers and I'd have fingers left over.
When I was a kid, I could count on finding something enjoyable at the theater every week or two. Them days is long gone. Posted by: Just Some Guy at June 17, 2025 06:09 PM (q3u5l) 448
So it's funny if you think about it. Our hero Wesley is literally a pirate, who makes his living robbing other ships, possibly killing people in the process. Just goes to show how one shouldn't really think such things through.
Posted by: MrExcitement at June 17, 2025 06:06 PM (hOOi9) See also: Rose in Titanic is the worst romantic heroine ever, if you think about it. Posted by: sal at June 17, 2025 06:09 PM (f+FmA) 449
Bester was Earth's Tallyrand.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 06:09 PM (BNLtx) 450
I personally do not care for movies where the evil wins and there is literally nothing to be done about it.
Posted by: toby928 That's pretty much the entirety of French cinema. Man, woman, complain about the world while smoking Gauloises, make cynical love, then end. Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 17, 2025 06:09 PM (xTinh) 451
428 There is only one Man With No Name. (Even though he had a name in the credits for "For a Few Dollars More." Trivia!)
Posted by: Gref at June 17, 2025 06:05 PM (aBgBM) And only one Nobody... at least until they made a modern non Western Nobody... crap... Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2025 06:10 PM (mP0Kj) 452
After the saga and its aftermath was over, they printed a bunch of letters complaining about how dark and grim the storyline was, and wrote a simple response: "you said you wanted a darker Batman, and we gave you one."
Yeah Knightfall, terrific series. They gave the bat-mantle to Azrael a really talented, gifted fighter who was koo koo bannanas, deliberately. Cutting out Robin, making him kill crazy and brutal. On purpose, because they wanted to show fans how they didn't really want Batman to be like that, and let them experience why. Fans hated it so much that they had to cancel the story run early because the books sold so badly. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2025 06:10 PM (e7kz6) 453
See also: Rose in Titanic is the worst romantic heroine ever, if you think about it.
Posted by: sal at June 17, 2025 06:09 PM (f+FmA) She's the most evil villain in all of cinematic history. Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 17, 2025 06:10 PM (xTinh) 454
Can't comment on the "I didn't vote for your fucking queerbait RoN pAuL!!!-cum-Medea-Benjamin gaywad peacenik foreign policy" thread, so I'll just comment here.
BYE. Posted by: PITA Expat at June 17, 2025 06:08 PM (CK4Ox) *holds up soggy gravy toast* Wait! Your forgot your shingle! Posted by: Pug Mahon, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler at June 17, 2025 06:10 PM (0aYVJ) 455
I liked the dig at the Russians his 'thing' was. Pretty funny in the cold war.
I ran a game with the original Star Trek characters at the North Texas RPG Con a few weeks ago. The drawback for Chekov was: Russians Invented It: When faced with unfamiliar machines or technology, Chekov is hampered in understanding it because it is obviously what his ancestors created. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 17, 2025 06:10 PM (EXyHK) 456
Star Link makes dishes? I need some new dishes.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2025 06:10 PM (P9gC0) 457
It always boils down to who controls the Army. Posted by: toby928 --------------------------------- Call them targets of opportunity. We should drop thousands of Liberator-.45s over populated areas advising them to kill the oppressors and the Red Guard starting with the officers. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 17, 2025 06:10 PM (Ffc+8) 458
Rose tossing the jewel overboard at the end, WTF?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 06:10 PM (BNLtx) 459
Stupid phone hard to use with shakey hand.
Can't remake mad world because nobody in Hollywood can do "fun" anymore. Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 17, 2025 06:11 PM (nLeCA) 460
The Star Trek remake where they killed Pike instead of turning him into a vegetable really pissed me off more than it should have. It's like whatshisname was intentionally poking the original Star Trek fans in the eye.
Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2025 06:11 PM (VofaG) 461
Anachronda
They gave Khan access to Enterprise's library, crew roster would be there. It was there for Spock doing research on why Gary Mitchell was turning into a mini-god. And yeah I am reaching I know it. Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 06:08 PM (BNLtx) Again. If Chekov was on the ship in a different shift or in a different duty station he might well have encountered Khan in person in any number of places and times. The one hour show there is lots of extra time between the scenes in 'reality' Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 06:11 PM (8avO+) 462
456 Star Link makes dishes? I need some new dishes.
Posted by: Boss Moss ------------------ Buy 5 dishes and receive two sets of matching silverware. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 17, 2025 06:11 PM (Ffc+8) 463
Maybe Liam Neeson can pull off the "dramatic actor in a surprise comedic role" like Leslie Nielsen did, but holy cow have people got to stop pretending Neeson can still do physical stunts. He looks terrible in that new trailer.
Posted by: Octochicken at June 17, 2025 06:12 PM (oCS0o) 464
The casting in Babylon Five was so inspired. Are you serious, you're casting the dude from Scarecrow and Mrs King to be the new captain????!?!?
...um, damn he's good. All those eastern european actors they cast for the aliens, so good. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2025 06:12 PM (e7kz6) 465
453 See also: Rose in Titanic is the worst romantic heroine ever, if you think about it.
Posted by: sal at June 17, 2025 06:09 PM (f+FmA) She's the most evil villain in all of cinematic history. Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 17, 2025 06:10 PM (xTinh) Yeah.... Rose... Jenny from Gump... lots of evil Women in movies when ya think on it a bit. Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2025 06:12 PM (mP0Kj) 466
Rose...
We start off with her whining about the ship even though her fiancee has spent a lot of money getting them the best accommodations, then when everyone is trying to kick back and enjoy the cruise she does a faux suicide attempt so she can get attention, then lies about why she did it. She has lunch where her mother asks her nicely to stop smoking then blows smoke in her face, then turns around and insults the fucking CHAIRMAN OF THE COMPANY THAT OWNS THE BOAT. Decides to cheat on her fiancee with this bum, doesn’t do anything to help keep him from being embarrassed at a fancy dinner, poses nude for some crappy sketch, then starts running around the ship and disrupting operations. Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 17, 2025 06:12 PM (Qw3Dr) 467
Goes up and distracts the lookouts so they don’t notice the iceberg until it’s too late, then doesn’t speak up when the guy who cuckolded her fiancee is framed and handcuffed in the basement of the sinking ship.
Then when she gets a seat on a lifeboat, she jumps off which means someone else couldn’t use it. She follows this hobo around then when they’re in the water he finds a door that they can both fit on but she won’t scoot over for him, and won’t help him find another door he can use so he freezes to death and she shoves his corpse into the ocean. She then lets her mother and fiancee think she’s dead so she can go on and live some bohemian lifestyle. Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 17, 2025 06:12 PM (Qw3Dr) Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 06:13 PM (BNLtx) 469
Rose tossing the jewel overboard at the end, WTF?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 06:10 PM (BNLtx) Her one night stand with ol Jack meant more than her life, her kids and grand kids. Bet they could have used that money at some point in the depression or WWII but she had to keep her loot. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 06:13 PM (8avO+) 470
464 The casting in Babylon Five was so inspired. Are you serious, you're casting the dude from Scarecrow and Mrs King to be the new captain????!?!?
...um, damn he's good. All those eastern european actors they cast for the aliens, so good. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2025 06:12 PM (e7kz6) Billy Mummy... outstanding Casting. Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2025 06:13 PM (mP0Kj) 471
Then she hears about this guy who spent many years and a lot of money researching and exploring the wreck for a diamond, calls him and asks him if he found it EVEN THOUGH SHE DAMN WELL KNOWS IT’S NOT DOWN THERE, gets him to fly her and five hundred pounds of luggage to his boat where she spends two days telling this boring-ass story, doesn’t tell him she’s had the diamond all along AND NEVER TOLD ANYONE, even bringing it onto the guy’s boat. She finishes her stupid story, goes and throws this diamond into the water, then dies on this guy’s boat which then gives him a headache about what to do with the body.
Then she goes to heaven and decides that instead of her husband and the father of her children, she would rather spend eternity with some homeless street rat she had a one night stand with 80 years ago. Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 17, 2025 06:13 PM (oLdT5) 472
Russians Invented It:
I like how they did a twist on that in Undiscovered Country with the Klingon quoting Shakespeare, then saying he's better in the original Klingon. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2025 06:13 PM (e7kz6) 473
All those eastern european actors they cast for the aliens, so good.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2025 06:12 PM (e7kz6) I think Bill Mumy only agreed to do his role because he thought it only be a one-time thing. Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 17, 2025 06:13 PM (PiwSw) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2025 06:14 PM (e7kz6) 475
Yeah, I have an opinion about Rose.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 17, 2025 06:14 PM (oLdT5) 476
Can't comment on the "I didn't vote for your fucking queerbait RoN pAuL!!!-cum-Medea-Benjamin gaywad peacenik foreign policy" thread, so I'll just comment here.
BYE. Posted by: PITA Expat at June 17, 2025 06:08 PM (CK4Ox) why did you have to post? just leave. Makes you look like a pussy retard wanting to flounce. Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2025 06:14 PM (VofaG) 477
LahavHarkov
1h Israeli national security advisor: Iran operation will not end without strike on Fordow nuclear facility. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 17, 2025 06:14 PM (Ffc+8) 478
@410
>> Don't think they could pull off a crazy chase movie, the administration in the studios are too pervasive and controlling. More importantly, the comedic horsepower to pull of a movie of that type simply doesn’t exist. You could try to go the opposite route and make it an actioner staring Denzel Washington and Daniel Day Lewis. Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 17, 2025 06:15 PM (DQZed) 479
Nood
Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 17, 2025 06:15 PM (GYt5+) 480
"The Star Trek remake where they killed Pike instead of turning him into a vegetable really pissed me off more than it should have. It's like whatshisname was intentionally poking the original Star Trek fans in the eye.
Posted by: polynikes" I think JJ is just that stupid that he didn't know. Posted by: eleven at June 17, 2025 06:15 PM (fV+MH) 481
NOOD aliens
Posted by: Max Power at June 17, 2025 06:15 PM (q177U) 482
Nood.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 17, 2025 06:15 PM (PiwSw) 483
Then she hears about this guy who spent many years and a lot of money researching and exploring the wreck for a diamond, calls him and asks him if he found it EVEN THOUGH SHE DAMN WELL KNOWS IT’S NOT DOWN THERE, gets him to fly her and five hundred pounds of luggage to his boat where she spends two days telling this boring-ass story, doesn’t tell him she’s had the diamond all along AND NEVER TOLD ANYONE, even bringing it onto the guy’s boat. She finishes her stupid story, goes and throws this diamond into the water, then dies on this guy’s boat which then gives him a headache about what to do with the body.
Then she goes to heaven and decides that instead of her husband and the father of her children, she would rather spend eternity with some homeless street rat she had a one night stand with 80 years ago. Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 17, 2025 06:13 PM Well, when you put it that way.. Posted by: toby928 at June 17, 2025 06:15 PM (jc0TO) 484
72 years since the East Berlin uprising.
Posted by: Cow Demon The radio reminded me today that Toys in the Attic came out 50 years ago. Damn. Posted by: haffhowershower at June 17, 2025 06:15 PM (144I4) 485
Decides to cheat on her fiancee with this bum, doesn’t do anything to help keep him from being embarrassed at a fancy dinner, poses nude for some crappy sketch, then starts running around the ship and disrupting operations.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 17, 2025 06:12 PM (Qw3Dr) My mom's 10 word or so analysis : an unmarried girl in those days wearing that make up would show her as a total slut. Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 06:15 PM (8avO+) 486
Update on Iran's nuclear sites, per @rafaelmgrossi:
Natanz: Above-ground enrichment facility is "completely destroyed," electrical installations "taken out," underground centrifuges damaged Isfahan: 3-4 buildings damaged, underground facilities appear unaffected Fordow: no major damage other than "perimetral impacts" Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 17, 2025 06:16 PM (Ffc+8) 487
Yeah, Evil Womenz in Movies...
Dorothy, the Wiz of Oz... multiple murders over a pair of shoes... Never could figure out why the Munchkins were scared of the Witch though.... THEY HAD MUSKETS!!! Shoot the shit out of her. Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2025 06:16 PM (mP0Kj) 488
I personally do not care for movies where the evil wins and there is literally nothing to be done about it. Posted by: toby928 _________ No Country for Old Men? Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 17, 2025 06:07 PM (ITkJX) Forrest Gump Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 17, 2025 06:16 PM (y9nCu) 489
447 Television started sliding downhill after David Janssen died. Last movie I caught in the theater was Doctor Sleep, and that was 5 or 6 years ago; could probably count the number of movies I've seen in a theater in the last 20 years on my fingers and I'd have fingers left over.
When I was a kid, I could count on finding something enjoyable at the theater every week or two. Them days is long gone. Posted by: Just Some Guy at June 17, 2025 06:09 PM (q3u5l) Harry-O was cancelled, even though the ratings were decent for....Charlies Angels.... Same here, I have seen 5 new movies in the theatres in the last 20 years....A reboot of Naked Gun? that might break the drought. Posted by: zigggggy at June 17, 2025 06:17 PM (K5Rdg) 490
No Country for Old Men? Posted by: Biff Pocoroba ============ No. It's just a movie about "there's evil and there's nothing you can do about it." That's ALL it is. It's not a great story with that extra fact in it. It was fake profundity to me, like lots of Cohen movies. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2025 06:17 PM (wbZPZ) 491
I like how they did a twist on that in Undiscovered Country with the Klingon quoting Shakespeare, then saying he's better in the original Klingon.
Undiscovered Country was one of the better original series movies, to my tastes. Also, Christopher Plummer as a Klingon was a treat. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 17, 2025 06:18 PM (EXyHK) 492
It's not just Hollywood. This is the left's take on all "fine arts." "Artists" get credit for _performing_, not for creating anything of value.
True creativity means intellectual property, and the left cannot -- must not -- recognize intellectual property. Posted by: cpurick at June 17, 2025 06:18 PM (lNjg1) 493
My kid-self was right about a lot of things, and my teenaged self was too.
Wait -- so that means Phoebe Cates is still Queens of Boners? Posted by: zombie at June 17, 2025 06:19 PM (pMi6S) 494
"The Star Trek remake where they killed Pike instead of turning him into a vegetable really pissed me off more than it should have. It's like whatshisname was intentionally poking the original Star Trek fans in the eye. Posted by: polynikes" Poking all of Western Civilization in the eye. That piece of shit movie is actually an Al Qaeda origin story. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 17, 2025 06:19 PM (y9nCu) 495
I am waiting for Armageddon II
Posted by: Kindltot at June 17, 2025 06:21 PM (D7oie) 496
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I personally do not care for movies where the evil wins and there is literally nothing to be done about it. Posted by: toby928 I understood it, but ruined Chinatown for me... Also don't like it when 10 minutes in, you know the couple is doomed....bleh Posted by: zigggggy at June 17, 2025 06:21 PM (K5Rdg) 497
395 What this country needs is a remake of It's a Mad mad mad mad world!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 17, 2025 05:58 PM (nLeCA) Jonathan Winters is irreplaceable. Posted by: Eromero at June 17, 2025 06:24 PM (LHPAg) 498
"I don't know if Superman will be any good. I kind of doubt it. I don't think I'll wind up seeing it."
Rants about the direction of superhero movies have taken but won't even bother going to see a film attempting something different. Say what you will about the nerds but give them superman cussing and ripping heads of and they'll actually go see it. Like if you aren't going to put your money down, why should your opinion matter more than the people who actually want to be entertained. Personally I don't think super heroes, or comics are just for adults or kids. They are simply storied and should be dialed down to match the intended audience. I don't think Blade would have been a better movie if it aimed for a more child friendly tone and I don't think LOTR would be better if it had GOT gore and nudity. Knowing your audience and playing to their expectations is a whole lot more productive than this old man yells at clouds routine. Posted by: Jack Krevin at June 17, 2025 06:25 PM (7dwIB) 499
>The original Superman was kid-friendly, but it was very well done.
The 1978 Superman was two movies smashed into one: a Superman version of the 1966 Batman TV show, and Mario Puzo going balls-to-the-wall with a Superman-as-Christ allegory. Top it all off with some award-winning special effects. The seams between the two movies are rough and obvious, but neither one would have succeeded on its own. Posted by: Daniel Ream at June 17, 2025 06:30 PM (xBngO) 500
let me guess: "irving, the 142nd fastest gun in the west"
Posted by: anachronda at June 17, 2025 06:06 PM (sGtp+) He didn't have to be fast, he just had to be bullet proof Posted by: Kindltot at June 17, 2025 06:34 PM (D7oie) 501
Another oddball series is the Ayes of Texas where some crippled vets are hired by a billionaire to refit the old Texas battleship to defeat the Russian fleet in Houston Harbor. They even secede from the Union.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 05:50 PM (8avO+) Eons ago I knew a friend of mine who read the series and it was bonkers. You are the second person I ever heard of who has heard of it/read it. Posted by: Cow Demon at June 17, 2025 06:37 PM (vm8sq) 502
They gave Khan access to Enterprise's library, crew roster would be there. It was there for Spock doing research on why Gary Mitchell was turning into a mini-god.
And yeah I am reaching I know it. Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 06:08 PM (BNLtx) I think Robert Meyer Burnett would agree. Posted by: Cow Demon at June 17, 2025 06:41 PM (vm8sq) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2025 06:59 PM (e7kz6) 504
Me, I am done with Rocky sequels with Creeds, don't need another Rambo or Terminator. If I saw the first one in high school over 40 years ago, I can move on. Hollywood, you need to as well.
Posted by: jimmymcnulty at June 17, 2025 08:19 PM (iE/QL) 505
I have to agree with "I had the same kind of idea. That this kind of movie would be Even Betterer if it were "hardcore."
Imagine how much better The Wild Bunch would have been if William Holden had Deliveranced Ernest Borgnine just before their famous walk to the Bloody Porch Posted by: sharps45 at June 17, 2025 09:11 PM (jiPFw) 506
77 50 > they certainly won't be remaking I Know What You Did Last Summer
In memory of that silly, but occasionally fun movie, here's Jennifer Love Hewitt's big dramatic moment: youtube.com/watch?v=TNPR9U5MGwg&t=145s Posted by: bonhomme at June 17, 2025 05:14 PM (lIio7) Jennifer Love Hewitt… one of the cutest girls that God ever made..l My best friend calls her Jennifer loves to do it Posted by: sharps45 at June 17, 2025 09:23 PM (jiPFw) Democrat NYC Comptroller and Mayoral Candidate Arrested for Attempting to Physically Block ICE from Arresting a Criminal Illegal
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