Super Bowl XXXXX or, The Return of Coldplay (CBD)


Advertise Here! Support Contact Ace: aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com Syndicate this site (XML) Powered by Movable Type	Super Bowl XXXXX or, The Return of Coldplay (CBD) Niedermeyer's Dead Horse, the star of this year's football threads, is on a plane, so you are stuck with my woefully inadequate internet search skills. And yes, some of these (maybe even all of them) are repeats, but you can't complain. Buy the Platinum package and you can get the AoSHQ live feed. I think Ace comes on at 5:30 to do his Rubio impression. The Carolina Panthers are the prohibitive favorite, and my prediction is that after the halftime show, the number of eyeballs on the screens will drop precipitously. Yeah, a 24-7 halftime score plus Coldplay will do that..... As the NFL moves farther and farther away from football's roots, it's only a matter of time before pads become unnecessary. $500/seat to watch flag football. I'm not sure America will go for it. UPDATE: OMG! I am soooo disappointed in you CBD. Let me show you how it's done. Don't make me have to tell you again. - NDH Posted by: Open Blogger at 06:05 PM Comments (Jump to bottom of comments) 1 1st Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 06:06 PM (HWcaz) 2 It would be a shame if I didn't get 1 first today I'll go get the others Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 06:07 PM (HWcaz) 3 Mmmm! Elbows! And, uh, knees? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2016 06:07 PM (Z8fuk) 4 And let's dispel once again this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows EXACTLY what he's doing. Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 07, 2016 06:08 PM (JwLCI) 5 They all seem very nice. Posted by: Tim in GA at February 07, 2016 06:09 PM (h6QLx) 6 Love seeing all these Super Bowl MVPs. Great players all. Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2016 06:09 PM (vsbNu) 7 Shouldn't the picture of the centers in the 2nd pic have footballs? Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 06:10 PM (HWcaz) 8 Emmitt Smith looked good Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 06:10 PM (DUoqb) 9 The only good thing,....great thing, about the Broncos is their cheerleaders. Posted by: Snicklefritz at February 07, 2016 06:11 PM (Moh0M) 10 The killer still looks like a killer Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 06:11 PM (DUoqb) 11 >>> They all seem very nice. Especially the girls in the second photo. Posted by: fluffy at February 07, 2016 06:11 PM (AfsKp) 12 Brady ain't feeling the love? Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 06:11 PM (DUoqb) 13 Lovely young ladies, prime specimens, the lot of 'em.... I'd lose real estate for any of them. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 07, 2016 06:12 PM (/33sy) 14 Ray Lewis should've come out in the white suit they could never find. Posted by: tu3031 at February 07, 2016 06:12 PM (EDYaR) 15 Ray Lewis should've come out in the white suit they could never find. Posted by: tu3031 at February 07, 2016 06:12 PM (EDYaR) It's with OJ's Knife Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 06:13 PM (DUoqb) 16 I guess the guys from the first few SB must be pushing 80, wow Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 06:13 PM (HWcaz) 17 OK let's get ready to rumble...... Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 06:14 PM (DUoqb) 18 What are you talking about? Beyonce is going to perform a BLM protest song in the half time performance. Who doesn't want racial politics injected into the Super Bowl? Amirightoramiright? Posted by: Josephistan at February 07, 2016 06:14 PM (7qAYi) 19 I'm suspending Brady for 4 games, fining the Patriots 1 million dollars, and taking away a first round pick because he didn't stop on the yellow dot!!! Posted by: Roger Goodhell at February 07, 2016 06:14 PM (H9MG5) 20 I've been watching these since maybe the 3rd one. Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 06:15 PM (HWcaz) 21 I guess the guys from the first few SB must be pushing 80, wow Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 06:13 PM (HWcaz) Bart Starr is not doing so great Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 06:15 PM (DUoqb) 22 Number 2 looks like she has sammich making skills! Posted by: Weasel at February 07, 2016 06:15 PM (e3bId) 23 16 I guess the guys from the first few SB must be pushing 80, wow Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 06:13 PM (HWcaz) --By my count, only one Super Bowl MVP is deceased. So awesome to see Namath, Lenny Dawson, and Roger Staubach in such great shape. Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2016 06:15 PM (vsbNu) 24 I've been watching these since maybe the 3rd one. Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 06:15 PM (HWcaz) Youngster ha? Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 06:16 PM (DUoqb) 25 Might be posting a lot to get back to the top Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 06:16 PM (HWcaz) 26 So awesome to see Namath, Lenny Dawson, and Roger Staubach in such great shape. Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2016 06:15 PM (vsbNu) Yup Dawson looked a little unsure in his gate Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 06:16 PM (DUoqb) 27 Well honoring the Super Bowl MVPs was probably a better idea than any other stupid program plan CBS could come up with. Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2016 06:17 PM (zt+N6) 28 Joe Willie looked pretty good and SOBER Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 06:17 PM (DUoqb) 29 The pads and plastic helmets are what allow players to hit so hard. I advocate nothing but leather helmets and mouthpieces for a safer league, closer to football as it was meant to be played. Posted by: Oschisms at February 07, 2016 06:17 PM (ZsN9X) 30 I remember the first one, too. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 07, 2016 06:17 PM (LUgeY) 31 Brady didn't stop on the yellow dot because of all the boos; he just wanted to get out of there. Posted by: google gravy at February 07, 2016 06:17 PM (3MNCs) 32 I do like a good pixie cut. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 07, 2016 06:17 PM (oVJmc) 33 97% of these guys will have brain damage, the science is settled. Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 07, 2016 06:18 PM (LOUrI) 34 Woohoo, Go Broncos! by Woohoo, Go Broncos! Posted by: Woohoo, Go Broncos! at February 07, 2016 06:18 PM (ODxAs) 35 HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Brady, you metrosexual aitch-mo! You made me Cartman Laugh! HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!! What a fag!!! Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at February 07, 2016 06:19 PM (/pB9Z) 36 I advocate nothing but leather helmets and mouthpieces for a safer league, closer to football as it was meant to be played. Posted by: Oschisms at February 07, 2016 06:17 PM (ZsN9X) ***** That is what Mike Ditka suggested when asked. Posted by: Tim in GA at February 07, 2016 06:19 PM (h6QLx) 37 Wasn't Jerry Rice left out of the line-up of SB MVPs? Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2016 06:19 PM (vsbNu) 38 Wasn't Jerry Rice left out of the line-up of SB MVPs? Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2016 06:19 PM (vsbNu) No, I thought I saw him Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 06:20 PM (DUoqb) 39 37 Wasn't Jerry Rice left out of the line-up of SB MVPs? Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2016 06:19 PM (vsbNu) No he was in there. Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2016 06:20 PM (zt+N6) 40 Bart Starr sure is a great name for a football player. Posted by: washrivergal at February 07, 2016 06:20 PM (CFc5L) 41 It's possible I've seen every one, Chiefs Vikings is the first for sure, I'm certainly old enough. Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 06:20 PM (HWcaz) 42 If a woman can pull off a pixie cut that means she has a pretty face. Posted by: google gravy at February 07, 2016 06:20 PM (3MNCs) 43 My prediction: Panthers 23, Broncos 13. But man, do the Panthers seem like my Bills before their first Super Bowl. And the Broncos seem Giant-ish. Could be a narrow cockiness-fueled upset here. Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at February 07, 2016 06:21 PM (/pB9Z) 44 Most fun SB I ever watched was when the Raiders beat the Redskins. My oldest brother lived in the DC area, and had been telling me how the Redskins were becoming a dynasty and could beat anyone. Plus they had already beaten the Raiders in a regular season game that Marcus Allen didn't play in. So I'm living in L.A. Watched the Raiders tear apart the Redskins. I think the score was something like 35-9. Oh that was very, very nice. My brother shut up about the Redskins after that. Posted by: HH at February 07, 2016 06:21 PM (DrCtv) 45 I remember the first one, too. Me too. We went to my grandparents to watch it because they had COLOR TV. Posted by: tu3031 at February 07, 2016 06:21 PM (EDYaR) 46 John Riggins looked sober too. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 07, 2016 06:21 PM (T/5A0) 47 Bart Starr sure is a great name for a football player. Posted by: washrivergal at February 07, 2016 06:20 PM (CFc5L) I know Posted by: Earl "The Pearl" Monroe at February 07, 2016 06:21 PM (DUoqb) 48 mutters hopefully "no blowout, no blowout, no blowout" Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 07, 2016 06:21 PM (ODxAs) 49 Rivera was one of the '85 Bears. That's hard football karma for Denver to be up against. Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2016 06:21 PM (vsbNu) 50 Feel like paraphrasing Chandler, with regard to the current crop of elbow-bearers; "She could make a bishop kick through a stained glass window." Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 07, 2016 06:22 PM (/33sy) 51 Oh sure, you have fun watching the Super Bowl. But while you have your fun our President will be watching the game in agony. How will he spend His post-Presidency? Will He play in the NFL, MLB or the NBA? Which position should he play? Maybe, maybe he should take up hockey. What a burden for The Man who would serve America. Posted by: Waiting for Stigmata at February 07, 2016 06:22 PM (haWHk) 52 XXXXX? Sounds like a really good bottle of moonshine. What happened to L? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 07, 2016 06:22 PM (sl+zA) 53 --By my count, only one Super Bowl MVP is deceased. So awesome to see Namath, Lenny Dawson, and Roger Staubach in such great shape. I wanna kiss you! Posted by: Joe Namath at February 07, 2016 06:23 PM (AfsKp) 54 Let's go Numbers 4, 3, 6 My box numbers Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 06:23 PM (DUoqb) 55 Bart Starr and Joe Montana are both awesome football names. And I'll own up to missing Jerry Rice from the lineup because that means the alcohol is working. Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2016 06:23 PM (vsbNu) 56 51- golf courses around the world Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 06:23 PM (HWcaz) 57 Hope Manning has a great night and a WIN. Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at February 07, 2016 06:24 PM (7lqMl) 58 c'mon broncos Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 07, 2016 06:24 PM (0O7c5) 59 Lose weight now! Ask me how!! Posted by: HerbaLife at February 07, 2016 06:24 PM (JO9+V) 60 36 I advocate nothing but leather helmets and mouthpieces for a safer league, closer to football as it was meant to be played. Posted by: Oschisms at February 07, 2016 06:17 PM (ZsN9X) *** That is what Mike Ditka suggested when asked. Posted by: Tim in GA at February 07, 2016 06:19 PM (h6QLx) We discussed it with Dick Cheney, drinking tequila in the Mexican brothel...shortly before the cougar condom incident... Posted by: Oschisms at February 07, 2016 06:24 PM (ZsN9X) 61 Hey, NFL, let me give you my yearly thank-you from the East Coast for scheduling this game so that I can't watch it all because, y'know, I work for a living. Thank you, fucksticks. Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at February 07, 2016 06:24 PM (/pB9Z) 62 I don't care who wins so, no pressure. Posted by: google gravy at February 07, 2016 06:24 PM (3MNCs) 63 John Riggins looked pretty good for a guy that's been down the road he has. And Staubach and Randy White looked good too. Go Broncos! Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 07, 2016 06:25 PM (VcKnO) 64 Wooo! Packers! Posted by: Running MST3K Jokes at February 07, 2016 06:25 PM (7qAYi) 65 Is Stauback the only MVP who ever served? Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 06:26 PM (DUoqb) 66 Read they didn't want to use L, and in Roman times the use of numbers wasn't, ... wait for it..... written in stone how they were used Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 06:26 PM (HWcaz) 67 That should be the national anthem. Posted by: google gravy at February 07, 2016 06:26 PM (3MNCs) 68 Please Broncos, don't embarrass us like you did the last time you went to the big game. Please? Posted by: Old Blue at February 07, 2016 06:27 PM (9iR5/) 69 Well, those are some pointy asses Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 06:27 PM (uZNvH) 70 Good pics to scroll thru while they sing America. Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2016 06:27 PM (5tT9a) 71 Gag to do anthem Posted by: Grumpy old man at February 07, 2016 06:27 PM (WQ7Wn) 72 So, no jokes about the coin-flip? Or did I just miss them. Posted by: HH at February 07, 2016 06:27 PM (DrCtv) 73 47 Bart Starr sure is a great name for a football player. Posted by: washrivergal at February 07, 2016 06:20 PM (CFc5L) I know Posted by: Earl "The Pearl" Monroe at February 07, 2016 06:21 PM (DUoqb) ^^^ (sobbing) Posted by: Earl "The Goat" Manigault at February 07, 2016 06:27 PM (ZsN9X) 74 So how long have they been doing wet t-shirt cheerleading? Not complaining, mind you. Posted by: Josephistan at February 07, 2016 06:27 PM (7qAYi) 75 WTF? Lady Gaga?? Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 06:28 PM (uZNvH) 76 Lady Gaga? Seriously? Posted by: joncelli at February 07, 2016 06:28 PM (1FhAQ) 77 As to the "flag football" comments; how many deaths on the field do you think it would take before the FCC bans its broadcast as too violent? I am would guess three Posted by: MrScience_ at February 07, 2016 06:28 PM (V1J2t) 78 Loving Lady Gaga right now Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 06:28 PM (zOTsN) 79 73 Mercury Morris. Posted by: Weasel at February 07, 2016 06:28 PM (e3bId) 80 Did she borrow Donald Trump's hair? Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2016 06:28 PM (zt+N6) 81 You go, Ga-Ga. Good job! Posted by: goatexchange at February 07, 2016 06:29 PM (Nd4YY) 82 damn......lady gaga can sing? Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 07, 2016 06:29 PM (0O7c5) 83 National Anthem pales compared to Renee Fleming's two years ago. Not even close. https://youtu.be/tMCvcHmZB5Y Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2016 06:29 PM (vsbNu) 84 Doing it old school Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 06:29 PM (zOTsN) 85 I could sing better than Lamey Gaga. Posted by: Marlee Matlin at February 07, 2016 06:29 PM (UBS9M) 86 She did the national anthem well. Posted by: Vendette at February 07, 2016 06:29 PM (ZHuTJ) 87 she can really sing.....what a lovely voice Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 07, 2016 06:29 PM (0O7c5) 88 Nice job Gaga Posted by: ugg boots at February 07, 2016 06:29 PM (fbovC) 89 Oh ffs, this should be meme- tastic Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 07, 2016 06:29 PM (LOUrI) 90 WTF? Lady Gaga?? Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 06:28 PM (uZNvH) **** She actually has a great voice. I saw a clip of her doing a duet with Tony Bennett, and it was incredible. Posted by: Tim in GA at February 07, 2016 06:30 PM (h6QLx) 91 Lady Gaga did ok, but it was no Whitney Houston Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 06:30 PM (DUoqb) 92 Going Panthers 38, Broncos 27 Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 06:30 PM (HWcaz) 93 Wow. Didn't see that coming. I really liked her. Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2016 06:30 PM (/tuJf) 94 I'll be happy if Peyton gets his last ring. I'll be happy if Cam gets his first. No matter what happens, A dozen Miller Lites will quench my thirst. Posted by: Oschisms' belly: The Real Winner at February 07, 2016 06:30 PM (ZsN9X) 95 The photo of the girls looking backward through their legs couldn't be more appropriate. Also, a cheerleader with short hair? How did that happen? Posted by: Tuna at February 07, 2016 06:30 PM (JSovD) 96 Nicely done Lady Gaga. Well done! Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 07, 2016 06:30 PM (VcKnO) 97 46 John Riggins looked sober too. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 07, 2016 06:21 PM (T/5A0) Patience. Oh, and LG didn't suck. Posted by: joncelli at February 07, 2016 06:30 PM (1FhAQ) 98 Very nice rendition by Lady Gaga! Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 07, 2016 06:31 PM (jR7Wy) 99 Gaga nailed it. Who knew? Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2016 06:31 PM (5tT9a) 100 Lady Gaga did a great job. Posted by: no good deed at February 07, 2016 06:31 PM (GgxVX) 101 Will Hilary be doing the ceremonial coin toss? Posted by: Josephistan at February 07, 2016 06:31 PM (7qAYi) 102 Gaga was magnificent! Posted by: Pj at February 07, 2016 06:31 PM (cHuNI) 103 No one can outdo Whitney Houston. Posted by: Vendette at February 07, 2016 06:31 PM (ZHuTJ) 104 I loved that. Straight up. Patriotic. Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 06:31 PM (zOTsN) 105 She can be good when she wants to be, like when she did Sound of Music during some awards show. Posted by: google gravy at February 07, 2016 06:31 PM (3MNCs) 106 oh gawd, not another cloverfield the first one made me nauseous Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 06:31 PM (uZNvH) 107 65 Is Stauback the only MVP who ever served? Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 06:26 PM (DUoqb) --Yes. Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2016 06:31 PM (vsbNu) 108 Gaga was actually surprisingly good Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 06:31 PM (uZNvH) 109 No one can outdo Whitney Houston. Posted by: Vendette at February 07, 2016 06:31 PM (ZHuTJ) Nope. Best National Anthem ever by a mile Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 06:32 PM (DUoqb) 110 When she wants to sing, and not just do goofy shit on stage, Lady GaGa is fantastic. Posted by: Josephistan at February 07, 2016 06:32 PM (7qAYi) 111 My vagina is burning. HUMA, GET ME MY INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH GOLD BOND!! NOW!!!! Posted by: Hillary "Butch" Clinton at February 07, 2016 06:32 PM (22uju) 112 Her performance was certainly better than whatever the shit show of the Halftime show is going to be. Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2016 06:32 PM (zt+N6) 113 We'd be happy to help Lady Gaga re: yellow teeth. Posted by: Crest White Strips at February 07, 2016 06:32 PM (UBS9M) 114 Gaga has changed her image. Much better now. The wife saw an interview earlier and the gal was giving her country much love, so... good on her. Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at February 07, 2016 06:32 PM (/pB9Z) 115 Lady does nice work, I've been surprised by her before but not anymore. Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 06:33 PM (HWcaz) 116 Panthers 45, Broncos 20, and Peyton retires after the game. Posted by: joncelli at February 07, 2016 06:33 PM (1FhAQ) 117 Well Gaga nailed it! I would like to nail Gaga!!! Posted by: two of spades (promotion pending) at February 07, 2016 06:33 PM (Xlh4y) 118 Best since Whitney Houston Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 06:33 PM (zOTsN) 119 Romney gets 310 electoral votes, Obama 225. Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 07, 2016 06:34 PM (J+n2j) 120 We call "sides"! Posted by: Bill Belichick at February 07, 2016 06:34 PM (t5zYU) 121 The National Anthem always brings tears to my eyes and Gaga really got me tearing up. Fantastic. Posted by: washrivergal at February 07, 2016 06:34 PM (CFc5L) 122 what was all that crap on her eyes? who does she think she is , Megyn Kelly? Posted by: google gravy at February 07, 2016 06:34 PM (3MNCs) 123 Okay, Clete Blakeman is a perfect football name. Posted by: joncelli at February 07, 2016 06:34 PM (1FhAQ) 124 so will a Papa John's delivery guy come out to midfield? Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 06:35 PM (uZNvH) 125 Time out!!! Posted by: Andy Reid at February 07, 2016 06:35 PM (t5zYU) 126 So, are you guys watching ball? Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 07, 2016 06:35 PM (6FqZa) 127 Good flip, Joe Money! Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2016 06:35 PM (vsbNu) 128 Oops, wrong thread. Puppy Bowl predictions? Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 07, 2016 06:35 PM (J+n2j) 129 If I have it right Sal Pal said Denver by 3 Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 06:35 PM (HWcaz) 130 They should have had Hillary's team call the coin flip. They call it right 6 out of 6 times. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 07, 2016 06:35 PM (AkOaV) 131 And Men on Football was the best halftime show ever. Posted by: Count de Monet at February 07, 2016 06:36 PM (JO9+V) 132 Good point, Harry. Posted by: Y-not (@moxiemom) at February 07, 2016 06:36 PM (t5zYU) 133 Real classy pics in this magazine--no bush. Posted by: derit at February 07, 2016 06:36 PM (OC+TJ) 134 126 - right now mostly the pictures above Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 06:36 PM (HWcaz) 135 I got $50 riding on the Yellow Lab puppy. Posted by: Josephistan at February 07, 2016 06:36 PM (7qAYi) 136 Cute commercial. Posted by: Tuna at February 07, 2016 06:37 PM (JSovD) 137 Joe Flacco, elite? Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper formerly MrCaniac at February 07, 2016 06:37 PM (Z7G74) 138 133- how do you know? Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 06:37 PM (HWcaz) 139 'Member me with all those children during halftime? Good times! Heee-heee! Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson at February 07, 2016 06:37 PM (UBS9M) 140 Made me tear up too Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 06:37 PM (zOTsN) 141 Boy. Peyton Manning is a class act. I hope the Panthers don't tear him apart. That would be no way to go out. Posted by: Golfman at February 07, 2016 06:37 PM (48QDY) 142 Hyundai commercial was the funny Posted by: L, Elle at February 07, 2016 06:38 PM (2x3L+) 143 Hey everybody. BEWARE: I hear one of the SB ads features Amy Schumer putting on shapewear. Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 06:38 PM (ntObR) 144 24-7 halftime? probably something like that. but i just don't think carolina is that good. or actually, i just don't know them, haven't seen them during the season. and even after the play-offs, i don't have an idea of a single general characteristic of their team. not a dominating defense, or pinpoint passing to great receivers, or some innovative offensive system. newton is good, can run and can pass. but he seems to often just heave the ball up. but his receivers collect and they score, so what do i know... if denver's defense is as good as it's been, they can beat that offense. but they may not be able to score themselves. .well, here goes... Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 07, 2016 06:38 PM (WTSFk) 145 More pictures just went up. Find Waldo. Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2016 06:38 PM (zt+N6) 146 106 oh gawd, not another cloverfield the first one made me nauseous Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 06:31 PM (uZNvH) Based on the previews, 10 Cloverfield Lane appears to be a very different movie. Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 07, 2016 06:38 PM (kpqmD) 147 This is weird. A Super Bowl in daylight.. Posted by: Tuna at February 07, 2016 06:38 PM (JSovD) 148 I'll be there in 5 years. Posted by: Johnny Football at February 07, 2016 06:39 PM (JO9+V) 149 The oldest starting quarterback in Super Bowl history. Posted by: joncelli at February 07, 2016 06:39 PM (1FhAQ) 150 The choir version of America was the best I've ever heard. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 07, 2016 06:39 PM (LUgeY) 151 What no love for my version of the NA? Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at February 07, 2016 06:39 PM (Nkdwp) 152 Owen Daniels still on a roll. Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2016 06:39 PM (vsbNu) 153 The cheerleaders look very friendly. sigh Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 07, 2016 06:39 PM (kpqmD) 154 {{NGU}} Posted by: Vendette at February 07, 2016 06:39 PM (ZHuTJ) 155 XXXXX? Sounds like a really good bottle of moonshine. What happened to L? durum est math Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 07, 2016 06:39 PM (oVJmc) 156 I think Carolina will win but I guess i am rooting for the Broncos and Manning Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 06:39 PM (DUoqb) 157 No shakey cam in this cloverfield it seems. Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2016 06:39 PM (zt+N6) 158 Omaha Omaha Omaha Posted by: two of spades (promotion pending) at February 07, 2016 06:39 PM (Xlh4y) 159 More pictures just went up. Find Waldo. Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2016 06:38 PM (zt+N6 It's a myth. An old folk-wives tale. Posted by: Count de Monet at February 07, 2016 06:40 PM (JO9+V) 160 148 I'll be there in 5 years. Posted by: Johnny Football at February 07, 2016 06:39 PM (JO9+V) Your dad doesn't even think you'll live to see your 24th birthday. Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2016 06:40 PM (zt+N6) 161 Is that update by Ace? Posted by: Y-not (@moxiemom) at February 07, 2016 06:40 PM (t5zYU) 162 Slightly OT: based on an earlier comment I read, is Valentine's Day a depressing time of year around the HQ? Just curious. Posted by: Blano at February 07, 2016 06:40 PM (heN73) 163 The additional elbows reflect the finest judgment seen this afternoon. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 07, 2016 06:41 PM (/33sy) 164 Lady Gaga is having my baby! Posted by: Tony Bennett at February 07, 2016 06:41 PM (UBS9M) 165 Denver comes out firing!!! Posted by: Blano at February 07, 2016 06:42 PM (heN73) 166 Lady Gaga is having my baby! Posted by: Tony Bennett at February 07, 2016 06:41 PM (UBS9M) I know Posted by: Turkey baster at February 07, 2016 06:42 PM (DUoqb) 167 Slightly OT: based on an earlier comment I read, is Valentine's Day a depressing time of year around the HQ? Just curious. Posted by: Blano at February 07, 2016 06:40 PM (heN73) Define "depressing". Posted by: Vendette at February 07, 2016 06:42 PM (ZHuTJ) 168 Gotta confess, this is a pretty good series for the Broncos. Posted by: joncelli at February 07, 2016 06:42 PM (1FhAQ) 169 Nice run! Posted by: Y-not (@moxiemom) at February 07, 2016 06:42 PM (t5zYU) 170 Loved Lady Gaga's voice, but that rendition was so long I wondered if it was the Anthem or a concert Posted by: kbdabear at February 07, 2016 06:42 PM (cpLVi) 171 I hav to say it; The uniforms and the pom poms in the first picture are truly hideous, although in a better picture they girls would probably look much better. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2016 06:42 PM (w4NZ8) 172 The Update is exceptionally bountiful. Kudos! Posted by: Count de Monet at February 07, 2016 06:43 PM (JO9+V) 173 A field goal for Denver would be good for my Box Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 06:43 PM (DUoqb) 174 Remembrance of the St. Valentine's Day Massacre always elicits mirth and gaiety Posted by: derit at February 07, 2016 06:43 PM (OC+TJ) 175 Receiver needs to come back for the ball. Posted by: Y-not (@moxiemom) at February 07, 2016 06:44 PM (t5zYU) 176 171 I hav to say it; The uniforms and the pom poms in the first picture are truly hideous, although in a better picture they girls would probably look much better. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2016 06:42 PM (w4NZ *** They're half-naked and their warm, supple bodies are soaked with rain..... what's not to like? Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 07, 2016 06:44 PM (/33sy) 177 Note to developers of Brave: Love the browser but you need to fix the interface, especially enlarging the text. Posted by: joncelli at February 07, 2016 06:44 PM (1FhAQ) 178 I agree that Carolina is a paper tiger. They beat almost every team they played, but they played the worst three divisions in the league this year: NFC East, AFC South, and their own. They only played 3 teams that finished over .500, and lost one of those. (Packers and...Seahawks, I think?) I'd argue that Cam's become a much better passer, though. Posted by: Oschisms' belly: The Real Winner at February 07, 2016 06:44 PM (ZsN9X) 179 I didn't watch Super Bowl VVVVVVVVVIV, either, but it's nice how quiet things are when it's in your area! They're using five planes as a dot matrix printer to spell out "#DORITOS" but the top plane keeps conking out. Posted by: t-bird at February 07, 2016 06:45 PM (J3phO) 180 Thanks to Phil Simms, I now know that receivers can not only run, they can run really fast Posted by: kbdabear at February 07, 2016 06:45 PM (cpLVi) 181 You will not believe how obese I am in the Bud Light spots. Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 07, 2016 06:45 PM (UBS9M) 182 1st of my prediction 2 fgs and 3 tds Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 06:45 PM (HWcaz) 183 Please. Recall anthem as sung by Alicia Keyes - unrecognizable and 15 minutes long Christina Aguilara - forgot the words and just repeated the same stanza Gaga did great Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 06:45 PM (zOTsN) 184 what's not to like? The uniforms, :^) not the girls. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2016 06:45 PM (w4NZ8) 185 waves to everyone Getting ready to fry up some wings. Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 07, 2016 06:46 PM (+eR2D) 186 I don't know, "depressing" as in we'll be here because we have nobody to share it with? Posted by: Blano at February 07, 2016 06:46 PM (heN73) 187 Willem Dafoe hearkening back to Boondock Saints. Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2016 06:46 PM (vsbNu) 188 Oh, besides the Packers and Seahawks, I think, the other over .500 team that Carolina played (and lost to) was the Falcons. Posted by: Oschisms' belly: The Real Winner at February 07, 2016 06:46 PM (ZsN9X) 189 Oh God... Oh God... my eyes. Willem Dafoe as Marilyn Monroe Posted by: the horror... the horror at February 07, 2016 06:46 PM (H9MG5) 190 The Broncettes are ready to long snap, oh yes. Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 06:46 PM (rwI+c) 191 Somebody please let me know the score at the end of Q1? Posted by: Weasel at February 07, 2016 06:46 PM (e3bId) 192 Cute Snickers commercial. Posted by: Tuna at February 07, 2016 06:47 PM (JSovD) 193 Exploited once again. I curse my heirs. Posted by: Zombie Marilyn at February 07, 2016 06:47 PM (UBS9M) 194 poor scott baio Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 06:47 PM (uZNvH) 195 The avocado commercial must die. Posted by: joncelli at February 07, 2016 06:47 PM (1FhAQ) 196 Thought I saw some new pictures above, I'll go check Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 06:47 PM (HWcaz) 197 148 I'll be there in 5 years. Posted by: Johnny Football at February 07, 2016 06:39 PM (JO9+V) Me too. Posted by: Ryan Leaf at February 07, 2016 06:47 PM (7qAYi) 198 Somebody has a hard on for the Where's Waldo chick Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 06:48 PM (zOTsN) 199 This bear attack commercial is NOT FUNNY! Posted by: Leo DiCaprio at February 07, 2016 06:48 PM (H9MG5) 200 This may be the best grouping of cheerleaders I've ever seen here. Thank you both for that... What are we - 2 minutes into the game? Probably the most football I've watched in the last 10 years. And I haven't seen a funny commercial yet! Enjoy your game, Morons. Posted by: Chi at February 07, 2016 06:48 PM (OUpHg) 201 At first I though Willem Dafoe was Bruce- Caitlin Jenner. Posted by: google gravy at February 07, 2016 06:48 PM (3MNCs) 202 149 The oldest starting quarterback in Super Bowl history. Posted by: joncelli at February 07, 2016 06:39 PM (1FhAQ) ------------- I'm trying to guess who the youngest was. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 07, 2016 06:49 PM (T/5A0) 203 201 At first I though Willem Dafoe was Bruce- Caitlin Jenner. Posted by: google gravy at February 07, 2016 06:48 PM (3MNCs) same Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 07, 2016 06:49 PM (0O7c5) 204 So sad Jeff. Posted by: Cast of Big Chill at February 07, 2016 06:49 PM (UBS9M) 205 Me too. I'll meet you guys there. Posted by: RG III at February 07, 2016 06:49 PM (EDYaR) 206 okay that was stupid, george and weezey Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 06:49 PM (uZNvH) 207 You want to jump the bones of that Waldo, instead undead Ralph Waldo Emerson bones you in a few weeks on TWD Posted by: derit at February 07, 2016 06:49 PM (OC+TJ) 208 189 Oh God... Oh God... my eyes. Willem Dafoe as Marilyn Monroe Posted by: the horror... the horror at February 07, 2016 06:46 PM (H9MG5) --Nothing compared to him in Boondock Saints. Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2016 06:50 PM (vsbNu) 209 Hey, Jeff Goldblum is alive! Posted by: joncelli at February 07, 2016 06:50 PM (1FhAQ) 210 good pics, CBD, but I could have used some FOV (Full-On Vag) Posted by: ace at February 07, 2016 06:50 PM (dciA+) 211 149 The oldest starting quarterback in Super Bowl history. Posted by: joncelli at February 07, 2016 06:39 PM (1FhAQ) ------------- I'm trying to guess who the youngest was. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 07, 2016 06:49 PM (T/5A0) That will be me. Posted by: Johnny Football at February 07, 2016 06:50 PM (JO9+V) 212 The girl in the "Where's Waldo" get-up is nerdy/librarian cute. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 07, 2016 06:50 PM (9ym/8) 213 What a racist tackle. Posted by: Cam Newton at February 07, 2016 06:50 PM (JieFv) 214 201 At first I though Willem Dafoe was Bruce- Caitlin Jenner. Posted by: google gravy at February 07, 2016 06:48 PM (3MNCs) I'm sure that commercial is being denounced as transphobic. Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2016 06:50 PM (zt+N6) 215 I need ESPN's clarification on something....I love Russel Wilson....but I hate Cam Newton....am I still racist? Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 07, 2016 06:51 PM (z+4T3) 216 OMG Ace! hehe Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 07, 2016 06:51 PM (+eR2D) 217 A little nerves there Cam? Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 06:51 PM (DUoqb) 218 Somebody has a hard on for the Where's Waldo chick Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 06:48 PM (zOTsN) Yeah, I do. Still have her gif bookmarked. Posted by: Blano at February 07, 2016 06:51 PM (heN73) 219 Slightly OT: based on an earlier comment I read, is Valentine's Day a depressing time of year around the HQ? Just curious. Posted by: Blano at February 07, 2016 06:40 It is for me and more than a few others around here. Why do you ask? Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 07, 2016 06:51 PM (kpqmD) 220 Short! Posted by: Y-not (@moxiemom) at February 07, 2016 06:52 PM (t5zYU) 221 "That will be me. Posted by: Johnny Football at February 07, 2016 06:50 PM (JO9+V) Not effing likely. Marino? It was like season two. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 07, 2016 06:52 PM (9ym/8) 222 I need ESPN's clarification on something....I love Russel Wilson....but I hate Cam Newton....am I still racist? Yes Posted by: tu3031 at February 07, 2016 06:52 PM (EDYaR) 223 215 I need ESPN's clarification on something....I love Russel Wilson....but I hate Cam Newton....am I still racist? --- Doug Williams Super Bowl is my all-time favorite. Am I racist? Posted by: Y-not (@moxiemom) at February 07, 2016 06:52 PM (t5zYU) 224 Stupid Panthers. You have Newton and you bring out the punter on 4th and short. Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2016 06:52 PM (vsbNu) 225 HUUUURRRRK! Sorry. I feel better now, guys. Posted by: Donovan McNabb at February 07, 2016 06:53 PM (7qAYi) 226 My wife made nachos. She loves me. Posted by: joncelli at February 07, 2016 06:53 PM (1FhAQ) 227 Hey, Jeff Goldblum is alive! CGI. Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 06:53 PM (rwI+c) 228 Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 07, 2016 06:51 PM (kpqmD) Hi, Insomniac. I have replied to your e-mails. Just giving you a heads up. :^) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2016 06:53 PM (w4NZ8) 229 Carolina will chock bigger than me. Posted by: Marco Rubio at February 07, 2016 06:53 PM (UBS9M) 230 "Somebody has a hard on for the Where's Waldo chick Yeah. So what? Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 07, 2016 06:54 PM (9ym/8) 231 i like the typeface on denver's uniforms. Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 07, 2016 06:54 PM (WTSFk) 232 Lady Gaga was great. She continues to surprise this extremely old geezer and doubter. So far Peyton looks great, too. Posted by: Caliban at February 07, 2016 06:54 PM (3GFMN) 233 Hey, Jeff Goldblum is alive! Apparently so is Marilyn Monroe. Posted by: tu3031 at February 07, 2016 06:54 PM (EDYaR) 234 Ok the Doritos was good. Posted by: Tuna at February 07, 2016 06:54 PM (JSovD) 235 Other football news Eagles are Not franchising Bradford, so if you want him ask Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 06:55 PM (HWcaz) 236 okay that doritos ad was pretty good Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 06:55 PM (uZNvH) 237 Doritos lol! Posted by: L, Elle at February 07, 2016 06:55 PM (2x3L+) 238 Carolina will chock bigger than me. Yes .. well. Quite. Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 06:55 PM (rwI+c) 239 Super Bowl? Shyeah, they should call it the BLOOPER Bowl, maybe! Posted by: a witty joke you can use later at appropriate moments at February 07, 2016 06:55 PM (dciA+) 240 Someone needs to make Waldo a couple of cheese steaks Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 06:56 PM (HWcaz) 241 The first quarter isn't even half over but Its almost time for the Half Time Show!! :eyeroll: Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2016 06:56 PM (zt+N6) 242 the commercials are.....stupid Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 07, 2016 06:56 PM (0O7c5) 243 I wouldn't say Valentine's Day is depressing, but it's rather pointless as I'm still single. On the plus side, I don't have to sit through some craptastic romantic comedy that day, so I got that going for me. Posted by: Josephistan at February 07, 2016 06:56 PM (7qAYi) 244 You are all terrible people for watching this -- apparently: George F. Will: Super Bowl's 60 minutes of damage Sunday's game will be 60 minutes of football, an adrenaline-and-testosterone bath stretched by commercial breaks....It would be nice, but probably fanciful, to think that even 1 percent of tonight's expected television audience of more than 110 million will have qualms about the ethics of their enjoyment. The NFL's fondness for Roman numerals is appropriate because the game is gladiatorial, as Romans enjoyed entertainment featuring people maiming and being maimed for the entertainment of spectators. http://tinyurl.com/jub35kt Oh, the shame! Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 07, 2016 06:56 PM (kdS6q) 245 Turnover now would be nice Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 06:57 PM (HWcaz) 246 Somebody please let me know the score at the end of Q1? Posted by: W easel at February 07, 2016 06:46 PM (e3bId) How important is it to you? Posted by: washrivergal at February 07, 2016 06:57 PM (CFc5L) 247 Super Bowl? Shyeah, they should call it the BLOOPER Bowl, maybe! ~~Posted by: a witty joke you can use later at appropriate moments at February 07, 2016 06:55 PM (dciA+)~~ Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 07, 2016 06:57 PM (3+gpu) 248 Cold Play. Cause nothing says Super Bowl like....Cold Play. The Emo Bowl Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 06:57 PM (zOTsN) 249 Awww is George Will upset that football has gained in popularity over baseball? Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2016 06:57 PM (zt+N6) 250 Valentine's Day. It marks the 1-month countdown to Steak and BJ Day. Posted by: Count de Monet at February 07, 2016 06:58 PM (JO9+V) 251 Good tackle! Posted by: Y-not (@moxiemom) at February 07, 2016 06:58 PM (t5zYU) 252 I hear the Feminist Music singers will be making a special appearance at half time. Posted by: fluffy at February 07, 2016 06:58 PM (AfsKp) 253 "Jungle Book?" That's gotta be racist. Posted by: Josephistan at February 07, 2016 06:59 PM (7qAYi) 254 Jungle Book? No looking so hot. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 07, 2016 06:59 PM (9ym/8) 255 BTW, please do feel free to come over and create a party where currently there is only desolation. Plenty of bourbon, nice fat cat to turn into chicken teriyaki (just kidding, Moronettes). Wife in AZ having fun in the sun. Posted by: Caliban at February 07, 2016 06:59 PM (3GFMN) 256 SMOD gets personal http://tinyurl.com/j6gtxkr Posted by: Anachronda at February 07, 2016 06:59 PM (o78gS) 257 Look in the dictionary for Prig and you will find Will's picture. Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 06:59 PM (rwI+c) 258 Peyton Manning might be the first qb in history to throw the knuckleball Posted by: kbdabear at February 07, 2016 06:59 PM (cpLVi) 259 Spinning like a lathe. Posted by: Rudyard Kipling at February 07, 2016 06:59 PM (UBS9M) 260 Nice Audi commercial. Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 06:59 PM (rwI+c) 261 That;s how much I'm out of the current musicall offerings. I haven't heard of ColdPlay Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2016 06:59 PM (w4NZ8) 262 OK that Audi commercial was pretty good Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 06:59 PM (DUoqb) 263 Live action Jungle Book...not sure. Posted by: joncelli at February 07, 2016 07:00 PM (1FhAQ) 264 I went to the grocery store here in Western CO this morning all of the employees were dressed in Bronco gear except one lady in full Panther gear. I asked her if she was taking flak for it and she said no, everyone had been real nice. I'm thinking that she may want to change before round two where a bunch of drunken cowpokes return for their second case of beer. Posted by: cheri at February 07, 2016 07:00 PM (ylAck) 265 I am on "delay" and had to find Lady Gaga's National Anthem. She did a great job. I like her. Could be wrong but thing she is a conservative. Go, Broncos (and my man, Peyton). xoxo Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at February 07, 2016 07:00 PM (7lqMl) 266 that audi commercial is kinda sad actually, a car is not a rocket Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 07:00 PM (uZNvH) 267 212 The girl in the "Where's Waldo" get-up is nerdy/librarian cute. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 07, 2016 06:50 PM (9ym/ Have to say I am a big fan of her. Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 07, 2016 07:00 PM (kpqmD) 268 Nice, I do remember USAF pilots liked fast cars as well Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 07:00 PM (HWcaz) 269 A www. The Audi commercial . Loved it. Posted by: Tuna at February 07, 2016 07:00 PM (JSovD) 270 >>Sunday's game will be 60 minutes of football, an adrenaline-and-testosterone bath stretched by commercial breaks....It would be nice, but probably fanciful, to think that even 1 percent of tonight's expected television audience of more than 110 million will have qualms about the ethics of their enjoyment. And yet, this is by far the most watched sporting event in the US and popular all around the world. This is what what American's like. And the elites wonder why people think they are out of touch. Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2016 07:00 PM (/tuJf) 271 Was that a real astronaut? Posted by: Y-not (@moxiemom) at February 07, 2016 07:00 PM (t5zYU) 272 263 Live action Jungle Book...not sure. Posted by: joncelli at February 07, 2016 07:00 PM (1FhAQ) That would be rebooted Live action Jungle Book. There already was a live action version. Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2016 07:00 PM (zt+N6) 273 239 Super Bowl? Shyeah, they should call it the BLOOPER Bowl, maybe! You're lucky it's not the Super Browl. Posted by: Teddy Broosevelt at February 07, 2016 07:01 PM (o78gS) 274 Looks like a catch to me Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 07:01 PM (DUoqb) 275 Cool Audi commercial. Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 07, 2016 07:01 PM (+eR2D) 276 That's a catch. Posted by: blind zebra at February 07, 2016 07:01 PM (H9MG5) 277 Real tweet: huffpostqueer* Wowowowow: Lady Gaga's performance of "The National Anthem" at the Super Bowl was incredible! The official Huffpo used to be just "gay" blog Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 07, 2016 07:01 PM (kdS6q) 278 246 on a scale of 1 to 10, it's about a C. Posted by: Weasel at February 07, 2016 07:02 PM (e3bId) 279 268 Nice, I do remember USAF pilots liked fast cars as well Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 07:00 PM Navy pilots like motorcycles. And beach volleyball. Posted by: Cast of Top Gun at February 07, 2016 07:02 PM (7qAYi) 280 I drive the speed limit. Always have. Always will. Safety first. Posted by: Chuck Yeager at February 07, 2016 07:02 PM (UBS9M) 281 OK, this puppymonkeybaby is freaking me out. Horrible. Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 07, 2016 07:02 PM (+eR2D) 282 What the fuck Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2016 07:02 PM (/tuJf) 283 okay that mountain dew ad is just creepy Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 07:02 PM (uZNvH) 284 WTF was that Mountain Dew commercial?! Posted by: ManBearPig at February 07, 2016 07:02 PM (H9MG5) 285 Man hairbuns! Kill me now! Posted by: Josephistan at February 07, 2016 07:03 PM (7qAYi) 286 Da fuq? Posted by: joncelli at February 07, 2016 07:03 PM (1FhAQ) 287 I say that call stands. And the Mountain Dew Kickstart commercials suck ass. Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2016 07:03 PM (zt+N6) 288 "Have to say I am a big fan of her." Hey, you stay back. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 07, 2016 07:03 PM (9ym/8) 289 Read the actual, original Kipling Jungle Books. More entertaining than the movies. Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2016 07:03 PM (vsbNu) 290 It's a Marmot! SLAP! Posted by: Josephistan at February 07, 2016 07:03 PM (7qAYi) 291 Marmot rape! Posted by: SJWs at February 07, 2016 07:03 PM (H9MG5) 292 Dew - discussing Marmot - cute Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 07:03 PM (HWcaz) 293 t is for me and more than a few others around here. Why do you ask? Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 07, 2016 06:51 PM (kpqmD) Because it sounds like you and I and others have quite a bit in common, and that would be included. Posted by: Blano at February 07, 2016 07:04 PM (heN73) 294 Someone was smoking the good shit to come up with puppy-monkey-baby Posted by: cheri at February 07, 2016 07:04 PM (ylAck) 295 Way to waste 5 million, Mountain Dew. Posted by: Josephistan at February 07, 2016 07:04 PM (7qAYi) 296 Giorgio Soukalos makes his was into an ad. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 07, 2016 07:04 PM (9ym/8) 297 Madison Ave is so craven we get a boat load of this anthropromorphic crap Posted by: derit at February 07, 2016 07:04 PM (OC+TJ) 298 Waldo Girl = leg humpable. Posted by: Weasel at February 07, 2016 07:04 PM (e3bId) 299 d'oh! incomplete pass Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 07:04 PM (uZNvH) 300 Bull. Shit. Posted by: blind zebra at February 07, 2016 07:05 PM (H9MG5) 301 Navy pilots like motorcycles. And beach volleyball. Posted by: Cast of Top Gun at February 07, 2016 07:02 PM (7qAYi) Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at February 07, 2016 07:05 PM (22uju) 302 Wow. I made an awesome dinner. Finally got a chuck roast to come out like Grandma's. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 07, 2016 07:05 PM (oVJmc) 303 Oh shit, Carolina gets hosed on the challenge. Posted by: Blano at February 07, 2016 07:05 PM (heN73) 304 Hahahaha! Mike Carey is wrong on the replay again! That became a major meme during the Pats Broncos game. Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2016 07:05 PM (zt+N6) 305 "Way" Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 07, 2016 07:05 PM (9ym/8) 306 Navy pilots like motorcycles. And beach volleyball. Posted by: Cast of Top Gun at February 07, 2016 07:02 PM (7qAYi) ...and wear dresses. Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at February 07, 2016 07:05 PM (22uju) 307 Holy shit. Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2016 07:06 PM (/tuJf) 308 wow Posted by: olddog in mo at February 07, 2016 07:06 PM (Dhht7) 309 TD Broncos Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 07:06 PM (uZNvH) 310 Touchdown Denver! Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2016 07:06 PM (zt+N6) 311 Holy Shit!!!! Posted by: L, Elle at February 07, 2016 07:06 PM (2x3L+) 312 That was surprising. Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 07:06 PM (rwI+c) 313 Ho Lee Fook. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 07, 2016 07:06 PM (9ym/8) 314 wooooo hoooooo! Posted by: Y-not (@moxiemom) at February 07, 2016 07:06 PM (t5zYU) 315 What a racist sack. Posted by: Cam Newton at February 07, 2016 07:06 PM (JieFv) 316 yes!!! Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 07, 2016 07:06 PM (0O7c5) 317 Doritos ad better than last year's. Snickers not nearly as good as the Brady Bunch one. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 07, 2016 07:06 PM (T/5A0) 318 Bam. Newton is rattled Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 07:06 PM (zOTsN) 319 TD Donkos!!!!! Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2016 07:06 PM (vsbNu) 320 yaaaaay! Posted by: Caliban at February 07, 2016 07:06 PM (3GFMN) 321 Good job Can Opener Newton Posted by: derit at February 07, 2016 07:07 PM (OC+TJ) 322 He almost completely took the ball away and got it into the endzone himself. Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2016 07:07 PM (zt+N6) 323 Can I change my prediction especially since none of this matters to me being a die hard Eagles fan? Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 07:07 PM (HWcaz) 324 Wow. Screwed on the catch. Give up a fumble, then defensive TD. Did SCOAMF pick Carolina? Posted by: blind zebra at February 07, 2016 07:07 PM (H9MG5) 325 Well that doesn't do my box any good. just resets the field Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 07:07 PM (DUoqb) 326 318 Bam. Newton is rattled Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 07:06 PM (zOTsN) he looks rattled, for sure Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 07, 2016 07:07 PM (0O7c5) 327 228 Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 07, 2016 06:51 PM (kpqmD) Hi, Insomniac. I have replied to your e-mails. Just giving you a heads up. :^) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2016 06:53 PM (w4NZ Thanks Fenelon, I'll go check later this evening Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 07, 2016 07:07 PM (kpqmD) 328 First TD of the game is Denver defense Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 07:07 PM (zOTsN) 329 Panthers be choking like us did! Posted by: Dirty Birds at February 07, 2016 07:07 PM (UBS9M) 330 So was it racism that caused Cam to fumble that into the end zone? Posted by: kbdabear at February 07, 2016 07:08 PM (cpLVi) 331 cam, cam, cam... http://tinyurl.com/345gcxs Posted by: davidt at February 07, 2016 07:08 PM (8aOqE) 332 317 Doritos ad better than last year's. Snickers not nearly as good as the Brady Bunch one. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 07, 2016 07:06 PM (T/5A0) Sorry but last year's was better just because of how hot the mom was. Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2016 07:08 PM (zt+N6) 333 I am surprised so far. DEN is tough. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 07, 2016 07:08 PM (9ym/8) 334 So was it racism that caused Cam to fumble that into the end zone? Posted by: kbdabear at February 07, 2016 07:08 PM (cpLVi) Well it is a "white" refs Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 07:08 PM (DUoqb) 335 Geez, where do I sign up for this Squarespace shit? Posted by: tu3031 at February 07, 2016 07:08 PM (EDYaR) 336 Looks like ... : \| He got ... : \| 8 Cam shafted. 8\| Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 07, 2016 07:08 PM (wCF3s) 337 Big play! Posted by: two of spades (promotion pending) at February 07, 2016 07:08 PM (Xlh4y) 338 This is insane, it's as if all of the ad agencies got together and said, really outstanding Super Bowl commercials have been done before, let's compete to see who can have the worst commercial. Posted by: Kreplach at February 07, 2016 07:10 PM (WVvzl) 339 Horrible call on the catch led to the TD Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 07:10 PM (zOTsN) 340 Almost! Posted by: Y-not (@moxiemom) at February 07, 2016 07:10 PM (t5zYU) 341 Sorry but last year's was better just because of how hot the mom was. Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2016 07:08 PM (zt+N6) Stacy's mom level of hotness? Posted by: Count de Monet at February 07, 2016 07:10 PM (JO9+V) 342 288 "Have to say I am a big fan of her." Hey, you stay back. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 07, 2016 07:03 PM (9ym/ Let's settle this like men, then. Coin flip at dawn. Best of six. Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 07, 2016 07:10 PM (kpqmD) 343 338 This is insane, it's as if all of the ad agencies got together and said, really outstanding Super Bowl commercials have been done before, let's compete to see who can have the worst commercial. Posted by: Kreplach at February 07, 2016 07:10 PM (WVvzl) everything has been ruined....why not super bowl commercials Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 07, 2016 07:10 PM (0O7c5) 344 wow Carolina is really stinking it up Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 07:11 PM (uZNvH) 345 DAmn down goes Cam again. This defense is tough. Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 07, 2016 07:11 PM (+eR2D) 346 Wow, another racist sack of Cam Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 07:11 PM (uZNvH) 347 Phew! Cam seems nervous, but he'll settle down over time. Peyton looks physically unable to throw accurately because of his foot. So Denver needs to run up the score as much as they can before Cam wakes up. Posted by: Y-not (@moxiemom) at February 07, 2016 07:11 PM (t5zYU) 348 293 t is for me and more than a few others around here. Why do you ask? Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 07, 2016 06:51 PM (kpqmD) Because it sounds like you and I and others have quite a bit in common, and that would be included. Posted by: Blano at February 07, 2016 07:04 PM (heN73) Gotcha. Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 07, 2016 07:11 PM (kpqmD) 349 Broncos defense came ready to play. Posted by: Blano at February 07, 2016 07:12 PM (heN73) 350 Two hits on Newton so far. Can they match the 19 they got on Brady? Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2016 07:12 PM (zt+N6) 351 Carolina offensive line is shit Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 07:12 PM (zOTsN) 352 Boom! Posted by: Ware He At? at February 07, 2016 07:12 PM (UBS9M) 353 "Let's settle this like men, then. Coin flip at dawn. Best of six." Lemme see the coin. I ain't no Bernie Sanders, ya know. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 07, 2016 07:12 PM (9ym/8) 354 Oh that's a bullshit call Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 07:12 PM (DUoqb) 355 Oh you stupid dumbass. Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2016 07:12 PM (zt+N6) 356 Taunting. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Posted by: Tuna at February 07, 2016 07:12 PM (JSovD) 357 Denver came prepared. Man, they look so good. Stupid taunting penalty. Posted by: L, Elle at February 07, 2016 07:12 PM (2x3L+) 358 Aaaand naturally the zebras have to insert themselves unnecessarily. Posted by: Y-not (@moxiemom) at February 07, 2016 07:12 PM (t5zYU) 359 Whoops spoke too soon maybe. Here comes the thug play. Posted by: Blano at February 07, 2016 07:13 PM (heN73) 360 . . . but I o.d.'d against Denver and just can't remember my game Posted by: Cam Newton at February 07, 2016 07:13 PM (JO9+V) 361 I think you should be able to taunt and celebrate all you want in football. Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 07, 2016 07:13 PM (+eR2D) 362 Make up call for Carolina to keep a drive alive? Posted by: blind zebra at February 07, 2016 07:13 PM (H9MG5) 363 Taunting?! What a fucking pussy penalty. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 07, 2016 07:13 PM (VcKnO) 364 Way to go, Aqib Talib! Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2016 07:13 PM (vsbNu) 365 Taunting. Because grown men need to be protected from having their feelings hurt. Posted by: Josephistan at February 07, 2016 07:13 PM (7qAYi) 366 "Let's settle this like men, then. Coin flip at dawn. Best of six." Lemme see the coin. I ain't no Bernie Sanders, ya know. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 07, 2016 07:12 PM (9ym/ I'm gonna have the Hildebeast flip for me, she was on a roll this week. Posted by: Blano at February 07, 2016 07:14 PM (heN73) 367 Why aren't they running on 3rd and short? Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 07:14 PM (uZNvH) 368 "Let's settle this like men, then. Coin flip at dawn. Best of six." Lemme see the coin. I ain't no Bernie Sanders, ya know. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 07, 2016 07:12 PM (9ym/ Real men would flip cheerleaders. Just sayin' Posted by: Count de Monet at February 07, 2016 07:15 PM (JO9+V) 369 Taunting....Do they get half the distance to the goal of he sticks his tongue out? Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 07, 2016 07:15 PM (VcKnO) 370 Loving the game so far!!! Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2016 07:15 PM (NOIQH) 371 "Real men would flip cheerleaders. Just sayin'" He's got a point. Any cheerleaders in the crowd? Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 07, 2016 07:16 PM (9ym/8) 372 Lady Gaga is the next me. Posted by: Pebbles at February 07, 2016 07:16 PM (UBS9M) 373 Wat, there's no such thing as XXXXX. L = 50 Sheesh. Go Giants! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2016 07:16 PM (zLP1L) 374 she o'dell'ed it? Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 07:17 PM (uZNvH) 375 Your father was a hamster and your mother smelled of elderberries! Tweee* Flag thrown Posted by: French Knight Taunter at February 07, 2016 07:17 PM (JO9+V) 376 who writes these commercials? Not Don Draper, that is for sure Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 07:17 PM (DUoqb) 377 353 "Let's settle this like men, then. Coin flip at dawn. Best of six." Lemme see the coin. I ain't no Bernie Sanders, ya know. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 07, 2016 07:12 PM (9ym/ Don't worry, I have an honest coin certification from the National Association of Honest Coin Certifiers. Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 07, 2016 07:17 PM (kpqmD) 378 >>>Taunting. Because grown men need to be protected from having their feelings hurt. Posted by: Josephistan at February 07, 2016 07:13 PM (7qAYi)<<< We do. blindside hits you right in the ear hole, then whines like a 4 year old girl Posted by: Odell Beckham, Jr. at February 07, 2016 07:17 PM (H9MG5) 379 there's no such thing as XXXXX My underwear say differently. Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 07:18 PM (ntObR) 380 It seems no one can run in the NFL anymore Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 07:18 PM (DUoqb) 381 363 Taunting?! What a fucking pussy penalty. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 07, 2016 07:13 PM (VcKnO) I fart in your general direction! Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 07, 2016 07:18 PM (kpqmD) 382 379 there's no such thing as XXXXX My underwear say differently. Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 07:18 PM (ntObR) Michael S'Moore's is jealous you're so svelte. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2016 07:18 PM (zLP1L) 383 Yay! Cheerleader Xena makes a comeback. Posted by: rickl at February 07, 2016 07:19 PM (sdi6R) 384 Ronald Reagan joke: Two Irish ladies were at the wake for their dear friend. "Poor Mollie," said the first woman, looking down at the body, "she had such a hard life. First she married Mike, who gave her five crying children in six years. He beat her and never worked a day in his life. Then Mike up and died, and she married Johnny, who was even worse, giving her seven more children and not a penny of support. He was drunk all the time until he died, too. And now Mollie is gone, worked to death taking care of those 12 kids." "Well, at least they are together at last," replied the second woman. "You mean together in Heaven?" asked the first woman. "But is Mollie together with Mike or with Johnny?" "I was referring to her legs." Posted by: bjk at February 07, 2016 07:19 PM (0m+qD) 385 Knocked Manwhore down. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 07, 2016 07:19 PM (9ym/8) 386 What's that flag for? Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 07:19 PM (DUoqb) 387 Don't worry, I have an honest coin certification from the National Association of Honest Coin Certifiers.>>> One of the many things we subsidize. Posted by: Clinton Foundation at February 07, 2016 07:20 PM (Nkdwp) 388 384 "I was referring to her legs." Posted by: bjk at February 07, 2016 07:19 PM (0m+qD) "And that reminds me, now a word from our sponsor, Bayer Aspirin!" - - Groucho Marx Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2016 07:20 PM (zLP1L) 389 1st quarter score Broncos 10 Panthers 0 Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 07:22 PM (HWcaz) 390 Yoo Hoo Weasel - 10-0 Denver after 1st. Posted by: washrivergal at February 07, 2016 07:22 PM (CFc5L) 391 Oh, Lordy! One of those elbows is striving to escape! Posted by: Thanatopsis at February 07, 2016 07:22 PM (CaTR5) 392 10-0 Broncos after 1 quarter for the moron who asked to be updated. Posted by: Y-not (@moxiemom) at February 07, 2016 07:22 PM (t5zYU) 393 >>> What's that flag for? They throw it for penalties. Surely you know that. Posted by: fluffy at February 07, 2016 07:22 PM (AfsKp) 394 "Don't worry, I have an honest coin certification from the National Association of Honest Coin Certifiers." And who does this associate report too? Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 07, 2016 07:22 PM (9ym/8) 395 My fat ass is coming up fappers! Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 07, 2016 07:22 PM (UBS9M) 396 Lady Gaga was very good. Commercials are hit and miss, as usual. 10-0 Denver is not what I was expecting. I really have no rooting interest in this game. GO STEELERS!! Good to see Bradshaw, Swann, Harris, and Ward out there. Coldplay at halftime? Guess I'll do some work or something. I'm at work, probably should do somthing. Maybe I'll just Youtube some Postmodern Jukebox. MATT DAMON!! Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2016 07:23 PM (NGd+i) 397 Ooooh the NSX. Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 07, 2016 07:24 PM (+eR2D) 398 I thought they found a new Jason Bourne. Posted by: L, Elle at February 07, 2016 07:24 PM (2x3L+) 399 There are some badass looking car bodies this year. Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 07:24 PM (rwI+c) 400 Did I really miss Lady Gaga? I like her. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 07, 2016 07:24 PM (9ym/8) 401 I love the Jason Borne movies, new one might be good Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 07:24 PM (HWcaz) 402 oh man, that Rocket Mortgage ad is so perfect Yes, you are exactly right, the story of America is debt-fueled shopping binges!!! And I wish I was being sarcastic! Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 07:25 PM (uZNvH) 403 Generous spot. Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 07:25 PM (rwI+c) 404 MATT DAMON! Posted by: Matt Damon! at February 07, 2016 07:25 PM (UBS9M) 405 Not that I'm complaining, but any chance we could get one last Rachel Washburn pic up top? Posted by: Blano at February 07, 2016 07:25 PM (heN73) 406 394 "Don't worry, I have an honest coin certification from the National Association of Honest Coin Certifiers." And who does this associate report too? Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 07, 2016 07:22 PM (9ym/ Top. Men. Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 07, 2016 07:26 PM (kpqmD) 407 Wtf?! These commercials blow. Are the ad guys all on acid? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 07, 2016 07:26 PM (/sw24) 408 Didn't Michael Hutchinson tie one on in an NSX or was that in the Volkswagen Robin Williams? Posted by: derit at February 07, 2016 07:26 PM (OC+TJ) 409 maybe the NSX will be my next car....... Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 07:27 PM (uZNvH) 410 I have no preference for this game, but I am rooting for Denver because reasons. Posted by: rickl at February 07, 2016 07:27 PM (sdi6R) 411 If Cam Newton is gonna run, he is gonna get hit Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 07:27 PM (DUoqb) 412 Weasel- need the score for half or did you win and are good? Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 07:27 PM (HWcaz) 413 There are some badass looking car bodies this year. Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 07:24 PM (rwI+c) Yes there are...the NSX and Ford GT are both pretty hot. Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 07, 2016 07:28 PM (+eR2D) 414 "Top. Men." Well, we have our answer. Deal OFF. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 07, 2016 07:28 PM (9ym/8) 415 TD saving penalty. Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 07:29 PM (rwI+c) 416 yeah if you're gonna grab a facemask don't do it right in front of the refs Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 07:29 PM (uZNvH) 417 Keep your head right, Talib! Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2016 07:29 PM (vsbNu) 418 Holy shit. Brutal face mask. Talib getting his shitbag on. Posted by: blind zebra at February 07, 2016 07:29 PM (H9MG5) 419 That facemask could have broken that guys neck. Talib is reckless. Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2016 07:29 PM (NGd+i) 420 Time to bench Talib. Posted by: Blano at February 07, 2016 07:29 PM (heN73) 421 I hear Marco Rubio was invited to provide color commentary on the SB, but they let him go when he just kept saying the same 3 things over and over and over... Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 07:29 PM (ntObR) 422 TD Panthers Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 07:29 PM (HWcaz) 423 Face mask. Denver giving this TD away. Posted by: joncelli at February 07, 2016 07:30 PM (1FhAQ) 424 but they let him go when he just kept saying the same 3 things over and over and over... it's just Phil Simms. Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 07:30 PM (rwI+c) 425 One more penalty by Talib and he'll be using his SB bonus to cover his fines. Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2016 07:31 PM (5tT9a) 426 No MVP for Talib. Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2016 07:31 PM (NGd+i) 427 Talib him alone! Posted by: derit at February 07, 2016 07:31 PM (OC+TJ) 428 hmmmmmmm, someone tell Talib to take a seat for a while Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 07:31 PM (uZNvH) 429 Don't taunt me bro! Posted by: Count de Monet at February 07, 2016 07:31 PM (JO9+V) 430 Talib getting all the penalties. Posted by: Buzzion at February 07, 2016 07:32 PM (zt+N6) 431 Over/Under on Talib mentions in George Will's next column? 4 Posted by: Oschisms' gambling habit at February 07, 2016 07:32 PM (ZsN9X) 432 Did I really miss Lady Gaga? I like her. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 07, 2016 07:24 PM (9ym/ You could probably get it on YouTube. Well worth it. Posted by: washrivergal at February 07, 2016 07:32 PM (CFc5L) 433 Fuck Bud Light and Liberals who SHILL for them Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 07:32 PM (DUoqb) 434 Bud Light sux. Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 07:32 PM (rwI+c) 435 Ah, a stoner and a mediocrity promoting a crappy beer. Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2016 07:32 PM (NGd+i) 436 Oh that poor horse that Amy Schumer was riding. Posted by: blind zebra at February 07, 2016 07:32 PM (H9MG5) 437 Amy Schumer stole that commercial. Posted by: joncelli at February 07, 2016 07:33 PM (1FhAQ) 438 Talib don't like it! (grab the facemask. grab the facemask.) Posted by: The Clash at February 07, 2016 07:33 PM (JO9+V) 439 bench Talib. Posted by: Blano at Feb No kidding. And fine the shit out of him. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 07, 2016 07:33 PM (/sw24) 440 Way to go Bud two assholes in your commercial. Posted by: cheri at February 07, 2016 07:33 PM (ylAck) 441 waves to Fenelon Posted by: Chi at February 07, 2016 07:33 PM (OUpHg) 442 creepy skittles Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 07:33 PM (uZNvH) 443 THE YELLOW WILL DOOM US ALL Posted by: Dolf at February 07, 2016 07:33 PM (XzRw1) 444 A plagiarizing joke with Amy Schumer in it? Bold choice. Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2016 07:33 PM (/tuJf) 445 Coordinate, Marco. Coordinate. Posted by: Robo-GOP at February 07, 2016 07:34 PM (WOyz5) 446 Talib is a nasty, nasty player. Really dirty. All these penalties are not classy. Bad! Posted by: D. Trump at February 07, 2016 07:34 PM (H9MG5) 447 Fuck Bud Light and Liberals who SHILL for them Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 07:32 PM (DUoqb) Was thinking the same thing. The country is divided beyond hope, Bud, so fuck off. Posted by: Blano at February 07, 2016 07:34 PM (heN73) 448 well I always wondered why Bud Light gave me headaches, now I know why Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 07:34 PM (uZNvH) 449 I can't wait for Beyonce to call me a racist at half time.* If she were clawing my back, she could call me anything she wants. Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 07:34 PM (rwI+c) 450 When Talib gets flagged for a facemask...it`s the real deal! Posted by: two of spades (promotion pending) at February 07, 2016 07:34 PM (Xlh4y) 451 Bud light commercials have gone to shit the past several years. Posted by: Buzzion at February 07, 2016 07:34 PM (zt+N6) 452 OMAHA!!! Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 07, 2016 07:35 PM (2x3L+) 453 Amy Schumer stole that commercial. Posted by: joncelli at February 07, 2016 07:33 PM (1FhAQ) That was Schumer??? Barf. Posted by: Blano at February 07, 2016 07:35 PM (heN73) 454 438: Heh! Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2016 07:35 PM (NGd+i) 455 Talib is a nasty, nasty player. Really dirty. All these penalties are not classy. Bad! Posted by: D. Trump at February 07, 2016 07:34 PM (H9MG5) He's a lightweight. Posted by: Conrad Dobler at February 07, 2016 07:35 PM (JO9+V) 456 Okay. Gonna settle down with some nachos and drinks and watch this mo-fo. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 07, 2016 07:35 PM (9ym/8) 457 Super Bowl XXXXX I am going with: Super Bowl XXXXIXVIIIII Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 07, 2016 07:35 PM (zc3Db) 458 I wanted a bug light. Posted by: Barney Frank at February 07, 2016 07:35 PM (FkBIv) 459 Payton's looking old. Posted by: tu3031 at February 07, 2016 07:35 PM (EDYaR) 460 That was...complicated. Posted by: joncelli at February 07, 2016 07:35 PM (1FhAQ) 461 Groin grab. Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 07:36 PM (rwI+c) 462 Denver gonna lose this call Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 07:36 PM (HWcaz) 463 ronald reagan joke #2: in the soviet union there was a 10 year wait to get a car. and you paid in advance. but a fellow went ahead and picked a car, filled out the volumes of forms and paid. and the salesman said, "congratulations, you will be able to get your car in 10 years." and the man said, "morning or afternoon?" and the salesman responded, what will that matter in 10 years?" and the man replied: "well, the plumber is coming in the morning." Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 07, 2016 07:36 PM (WTSFk) 464 448 well I always wondered why Bud Light gave me headaches, Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 07:34 PM (uZNvH) Piss water will do that. Just say no to light beer Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 07, 2016 07:37 PM (/sw24) 465 I don't have TV. Have there been any decent commercials yet? Posted by: rickl at February 07, 2016 07:37 PM (sdi6R) 466 How they gonna blow this review? Posted by: blind zebras, sick of these refs at February 07, 2016 07:37 PM (H9MG5) 467 Michael Bay must make three movies a year. Posted by: joncelli at February 07, 2016 07:37 PM (1FhAQ) 468 He got a hand on Manning's manning Posted by: derit at February 07, 2016 07:37 PM (OC+TJ) 469 Grr ... I meant Super Bowl XXXXVIIIII, though I've since changed my mind to Super Bowl XXXXIXI ... just because. Damn Roman auto-incorrect ... Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 07, 2016 07:37 PM (zc3Db) 470 Contact? That was close to sexual assault! Posted by: Peyton Manning's Inner Thigh at February 07, 2016 07:38 PM (ZsN9X) 471 Gird yer loins bro! Posted by: eleven at February 07, 2016 07:38 PM (qUNWi) 472 Mmmmmmm Ryan Reynolds Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 07, 2016 07:38 PM (/sw24) 473 Zot! goes the banhammer. Posted by: Count de Monet at February 07, 2016 07:38 PM (JO9+V) 474 Referees are like Iowa Democrat poll inspection Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 07:38 PM (HWcaz) 475 Has there been even one decent commercial? Clydesdales? The Budweiser puppies? I flipped the channel quite a while ago, and I'm only paying attention through you folks. Posted by: Chi at February 07, 2016 07:38 PM (OUpHg) 476 We demand a Super Bowl LIV! Posted by: LIVs at February 07, 2016 07:39 PM (RNBDV) 477 Jesus Jenny, another Ninja Turtles movie?? Some franchises deserve to die. I've seen the Big Short twice. Like it a lot. Posted by: Blano at February 07, 2016 07:39 PM (heN73) 478 Mmmmmmm Ryan Reynolds Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 07, 2016 07:38 PM (/sw24) Huh? You can't mean that annoying loser they keep shoving in our faces in movies. Some other Ryan Reynolds? Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 07, 2016 07:39 PM (zc3Db) 479 Yes. It is. Posted by: Thanatopsis at February 07, 2016 07:40 PM (CaTR5) 480 Please put down your Trump N.H. ballot. You have twenty seconds to comply. Posted by: Robo-GOP at February 07, 2016 07:40 PM (WOyz5) 481 If they had good hands they would be receivers. Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 07:40 PM (rwI+c) 482 Just wait till the half time act for Super Bowel LIX is announced Posted by: derit at February 07, 2016 07:40 PM (OC+TJ) 483 Beyonce cant even keep her husband satisfied. He fcks every woman he "mentors." Beyonce is writing a screenplay. Problem is that she is reputed to be functionally illiterate. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 07, 2016 07:41 PM (iQIUe) 484 482 Just wait till the half time act for Super Bowel LIX is announced Posted by: derit at February 07, 2016 07:40 PM (OC+TJ) ^^^ LIX? Got it covered. Posted by: Gene Simmons at February 07, 2016 07:42 PM (ZsN9X) 485 482 Just wait till the half time act for Super Bowel LIX is announced Posted by: derit at February 07, 2016 07:40 PM (OC+TJ) and then of course the most famous super bowl, LIXDIC Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 07:42 PM (uZNvH) 486 Regarding the whole Bud Light party thing : http://tinyurl.com/htqmmdk Posted by: Serenity Now! at February 07, 2016 07:43 PM (f/tMl) 487 We can barely hold on! Posted by: Stitches on Amy Schumer's Dress at February 07, 2016 07:43 PM (UBS9M) 488 I've seen the Big Short twice. Like it a lot. Posted by: Blano at February 07, 2016 07:39 PM (heN73) It was fun to watch but most amazing was how they did a whole movie about the credit crisis and failed to mention Fannie Mae even once (or anything about government-forced crap loans for indigents and poor credit risks). That was quite a trick. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 07, 2016 07:43 PM (zc3Db) 489 483 Beyonce cant even keep her husband satisfied. He fcks every woman he "mentors." Beyonce is writing a screenplay. Problem is that she is reputed to be functionally illiterate. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 07, 2016 07:41 PM (iQIUe) Ghost writers are a dime a dozen. Posted by: joncelli at February 07, 2016 07:43 PM (1FhAQ) 490 They need to punch whoever that dumb fan going 'Wooooooooooo' is. Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2016 07:43 PM (zt+N6) 491 478 You can't mean that annoying loser they keep shoving in our faces in movies. Some other Ryan Reynolds? Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 07, 2016 07:39 PM ( I mean the guy whose abs I'd do Jell-O shots off. So shhhh the 'ettes are enjoying the beefcake. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 07, 2016 07:44 PM (/sw24) 492 Actors getting superbowl commercials use to be a big deal. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 07, 2016 07:44 PM (iQIUe) 493 >>>They need to punch whoever that dumb fan going 'Wooooooooooo' is. Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2016 07:43 PM (zt+N6)<<< Sorry. Posted by: Ric Flair at February 07, 2016 07:44 PM (H9MG5) 494 Trick play fail. Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 07:44 PM (rwI+c) 495 wow, I thought he was gonna go all the way. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 07, 2016 07:46 PM (ODxAs) 496 throw your hands in the air like you just don't care Posted by: derit at February 07, 2016 07:46 PM (OC+TJ) 497 whoa that was weird, did he not call fair catch? Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 07:46 PM (uZNvH) 498 I'm scrolling the thread and laughing my ass off. I saw/voted on all the ads at, IIRC, WSJ.com I voted the Audi ad as best. The Heinz and Paypal ads are good too. I was waiting on that Mt Dew ad to appear to see what others thought of it. It seems we're all in agreement on that one. If they are going for making people remember it, mission accomplished. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 07, 2016 07:46 PM (SiwPW) 499 61 yards!!! Posted by: L, Elle at February 07, 2016 07:46 PM (2x3L+) 500 >>> I mean the guy whose abs I'd do Jell-O shots off. Don't you want a deep navel for that? ;--) Posted by: fluffy at February 07, 2016 07:46 PM (AfsKp) 501 Did he signal fair catch? Posted by: joncelli at February 07, 2016 07:46 PM (1FhAQ) 502 >>Beyonce is writing a screenplay. Problem is that she is reputed to be functionally illiterate. I believe it - ever seen her interviewed? Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2016 07:47 PM (NOIQH) 503 Longest PR in SB history. Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2016 07:47 PM (vsbNu) 504 Wow big mental mistake by Carolina. Posted by: Blano at February 07, 2016 07:47 PM (heN73) 505 I mean the guy whose abs I'd do Jell-O shots off. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 07, 2016 07:44 PM (/sw24) I thought abs were for doing laundry on? Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 07, 2016 07:47 PM (zc3Db) 506 Bebe @ 491 I second that! Posted by: cheri at February 07, 2016 07:48 PM (ylAck) 507 Oh thank heavens Andy Reid showed up to call a timeout Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 07:48 PM (uZNvH) 508 Mrs F and her mom are watching and seem to be enjoying it. I am a wrecking a $60 chunk of prime rib. I like my old grill better than this green egg. Posted by: freaked at February 07, 2016 07:48 PM (BO/km) 509 So, Beyonce is stupid and Jayzwhatever is a creep. Also Obamabots, so they have that going for them Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2016 07:49 PM (NGd+i) 510 You stupid Yanks! Adele and I could kick ass at SB halftime! I could be a 2pac hologram! Plus Whitney! Posted by: Zombie Amy Winehouse at February 07, 2016 07:49 PM (UBS9M) 511 Go for it. Posted by: tbodie at February 07, 2016 07:49 PM (jqZ8a) 512 Big stop by Carolina. low whisper Woo. Posted by: Ric Flair at February 07, 2016 07:49 PM (H9MG5) 513 I'm watching this thing till half time I guess but I doubt that will beat the 1991 nkotb one I just saw a clip of.. Posted by: Lea at February 07, 2016 07:50 PM (vmMMi) 514 Wtf? Posted by: L, Elle at February 07, 2016 07:50 PM (2x3L+) 515 Denver 13 Panthers 7 Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 07:50 PM (HWcaz) 516 I probably ain't gonna watch the game but I'm pulling for Denver. And both teams cheerleaders. Posted by: Eromero at February 07, 2016 07:50 PM (zLDYs) 517 Oh man, penalty. crap, Broncs need TD's. from the offense. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 07, 2016 07:50 PM (ODxAs) 518 >>Beyonce cant even keep her husband satisfied. He fcks every woman he "mentors." Beyonce is writing a screenplay. Problem is that she is reputed to be functionally illiterate. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 07, 2016 07:41 PM (iQIUe) Ghost writers are a dime a dozen. Posted by: joncelli --------------------------------- So are women to mentor. Posted by: Jay Z at February 07, 2016 07:50 PM (c7vUv) 519 Please put down your Trump N.H. ballot. You have twenty seconds to comply. - From WZ: Iowa caucus precinct has only one voter who votes for the Sandman but the precinct is awarded to Hilldog. Now, that's party discipline. Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 07, 2016 07:50 PM (Nwg0u) 520 Denver's offense isn't doing much. Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 07:51 PM (rwI+c) 521 478 You can't mean that annoying loser they keep shoving in our faces in movies. Some other Ryan Reynolds? Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair --------------- He's alright. I like him. Plan on going to see Deadpool, which will be the first time I've been to a theater since Dark Knight. I've liked him since that old sitcom in the 90's he did with the cute blonde from Monk. He does a really good Christopher Walken, btw. Posted by: Chi at February 07, 2016 07:51 PM (OUpHg) 522 Say whut? I'm going to try and find the game on radio. I'm strange that way. No money ventured, no money lost. Can't afford it. But elbows are nice. (ahem) Posted by: Thanatopsis at February 07, 2016 07:51 PM (CaTR5) 523 $5 million constipation commercial. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 07, 2016 07:52 PM (ODxAs) 524 475 Has there been even one decent commercial? Clydesdales? The Budweiser puppies? Posted by: Chi at February 07, 2016 07:38 PM (OUpHg) -------------- Well, there was a revolting something called a monkeypuppybaby. And a giant groundhog, I mean marmot, as a love interest for a pajama boy. And a giant Steve Tyler made out of Skittles. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 07, 2016 07:52 PM (T/5A0) 525 Matt Hamill, deaf former contestant on The Ultimate Fighter, has this to say about tonight's game: "Woooooooo!" Posted by: derit at February 07, 2016 07:52 PM (OC+TJ) 526 Beyonce is writing a screenplay. Problem is that she is reputed to be functionally illiterate. - Did she proof read Mooch's thesis? Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 07, 2016 07:52 PM (Nwg0u) 527 No doubt about that holding call! Posted by: two of spades (promotion pending) at February 07, 2016 07:53 PM (Xlh4y) 528 Oh, FFS, if the country's taking enough opioid for meds for the side effects to be advertised in the Super Bowl, we've fucking waged our own personal Opium War on ourselves. And Won. And Lost. Back to the jokes. Posted by: Oschisms at February 07, 2016 07:53 PM (ZsN9X) 529 >>They need to punch whoever that dumb fan going 'Wooooooooooo' is. Posted by: buzzion I thought ghosts made that sound. Posted by: Aviator at February 07, 2016 07:53 PM (c7vUv) 530 We are so 15 minutes ago. Posted by: Oldplay at February 07, 2016 07:54 PM (UBS9M) 531 Next week's elbows? Posted by: Thanatopsis at February 07, 2016 07:54 PM (CaTR5) 532 I vote Yuengling - America's oldest brewery & owned by a proud conservative. Posted by: Josephistan at February 07, 2016 07:54 PM (7qAYi) 533 529 >>They need to punch whoever that dumb fan going 'Wooooooooooo' is. Posted by: buzzion I thought ghosts made that sound. Posted by: Aviator at February 07, 2016 07:53 PM (c7vUv) They're much more quiet while watching you fap. Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 07, 2016 07:54 PM (kpqmD) 534 Posted by: Chi at February 07, 2016 07:51 PM (OUpHg) I have no clue what series you're talking about - and I never saw more than two episodes of Monk. But the guy has bugged me since I first saw him. Women seem to really like him, though, for some odd reason. I think he's pretty goofy looking. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 07, 2016 07:54 PM (zc3Db) 535 FYI - what people are paying for drinks at the stadium: https://twitter.com/ChrisBurke_SI/status/696413187453784065 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 07, 2016 07:54 PM (kdS6q) 536 $5 million constipation commercial. - You know the German word for constipation? Farfrompoopin. Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 07, 2016 07:55 PM (Nwg0u) 537 529 >>They need to punch whoever that dumb fan going 'Wooooooooooo' is. Posted by: buzzion I thought ghosts made that sound. Posted by: Aviator at February 07, 2016 07:53 PM (c7vUv That is Necrocist sir. And I demand an apology. Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2016 07:55 PM (zt+N6) 538 Oh Can Opener Newton, you scamp! Posted by: derit at February 07, 2016 07:55 PM (OC+TJ) 539 And: https://twitter.com/robertmays/status/696421947475755008 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 07, 2016 07:55 PM (kdS6q) 540 Woooooooooooooooo why is everyone glaring at me Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 07:56 PM (zOTsN) 541 Fumble. Posted by: joncelli at February 07, 2016 07:56 PM (1FhAQ) 542 Ok the constipation commercial was uncalled for. Posted by: Tuna at February 07, 2016 07:56 PM (JSovD) 543 Puppy monkey baby was awful. The doritos ultrasound was cute. The opioid induced constipation seems like the theme of the ads tonight. Posted by: not the mama at February 07, 2016 07:56 PM (xBQIU) 544 Man, the refs are having an impact. FUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 07, 2016 07:56 PM (ODxAs) 545 Fumble! Denver's ball. Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2016 07:56 PM (NGd+i) 546 Kool Ade Man fumbles. Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2016 07:56 PM (vsbNu) 547 Carolina's been trying to fumble all day. Posted by: eleven at February 07, 2016 07:56 PM (qUNWi) 548 Whooooooooooooooooooooo?! Posted by: an owl at February 07, 2016 07:56 PM (H9MG5) 549 This has a Panthers melt down all over it, to many mistakes Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 07:56 PM (HWcaz) 550 I lip-synced. Bitches. Posted by: Lady Gaga at February 07, 2016 07:57 PM (UBS9M) 551 That fumble was caused by the plastic helmet. Make it leather, and players won't use their heads as a fumble-causer in big games! Posted by: Oschisms, Mike Ditka and Dick Cheney at February 07, 2016 07:57 PM (ZsN9X) 552 Geez. The Broncs seems to think the rules are just suggestions. You know, like the Donks. Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 07, 2016 07:57 PM (Nwg0u) 553 I'm sure these refs also called the Iowa caucus for the Democrats Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 07:58 PM (HWcaz) 554 Best Half Time Act? The Whoooooooooo! Posted by: derit at February 07, 2016 07:58 PM (OC+TJ) 555 Drop the log. You have 15 seconds to comply. Posted by: Robo-GOP at February 07, 2016 07:58 PM (WOyz5) 556 Damn Denver`s defense just might carry the day...Peyton who? Posted by: two of spades (promotion pending) at February 07, 2016 07:58 PM (Xlh4y) 557 Then handled the Republican debate Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 07:58 PM (HWcaz) 558 We're in a hot tub in a brothel, by the way. Posted by: Oschisms, Mike Ditka and Dick Cheney at February 07, 2016 07:58 PM (ZsN9X) 559 The puppy monkey baby commercial came about after drinking that stuff with Chipotle dinner. You get some interesting "dreams". Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2016 07:59 PM (NGd+i) 560 Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 07:59 PM (zOTsN) 561 I missed the late hit. Even on replay I didn't see it. Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 07:59 PM (rwI+c) 562 540 Woooooooooooooooo why is everyone glaring at me Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, Cause they finally noticed we're flashing them everything we scream Wooooooooo!!!!! Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 07, 2016 07:59 PM (/sw24) 563 Helluva run that. Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 08:00 PM (rwI+c) 564 holy cow, good run Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 08:00 PM (uZNvH) 565 Nice run. Posted by: joncelli at February 07, 2016 08:00 PM (1FhAQ) 566 380 It seems no one can run in the NFL anymore Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 07:18 PM (DUoqb) Heh. Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2016 08:00 PM (zt+N6) 567 Tackling now optional. Posted by: Panthers D at February 07, 2016 08:00 PM (H9MG5) 568 Oh, dear. I went to make popcorn, and discovered that I was almost out. So I made a little popcorn. It'll have to do. But I might have to turn in my moron card for that oversight. Posted by: rickl at February 07, 2016 08:00 PM (sdi6R) 569 yeah they got the coyote fan in the stands woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 08:01 PM (uZNvH) 570 Is it just me or does Peyton look weak? Posted by: joncelli at February 07, 2016 08:01 PM (1FhAQ) 571 Now all I hear is Wooooooooooooooo Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 08:01 PM (zOTsN) 572 Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Packers! Posted by: MSTSK Running Jokes at February 07, 2016 08:01 PM (7qAYi) 573 Yay. Go team. Hooray for our side. Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 07, 2016 08:01 PM (kpqmD) 574 Wooooooo are you? Wooo wooo I really wanna know Wooo wooo Posted by: derit at February 07, 2016 08:01 PM (OC+TJ) 575 Media seems quite pleased with Carolina plays, so on that basis... Go, Broncos! (Can not bring myself to say 'Go, Manning!') Posted by: t-bird at February 07, 2016 08:02 PM (J3phO) 576 Well that did not help my box Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 08:02 PM (DUoqb) 577 Crap! Posted by: Josephistan at February 07, 2016 08:02 PM (7qAYi) 578 Dammit! Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2016 08:02 PM (vsbNu) 579 >>That is Necrocist sir. And I demand an apology. Posted by: buzzion I'm a proud graduate of the Clinton School of Parsing. I'm sorry you were offended. Posted by: Aviator at February 07, 2016 08:02 PM (c7vUv) 580 Better do something to keep this interesting Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 08:02 PM (HWcaz) 581 This game is just kind of a mess. Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 07, 2016 08:02 PM (iHjB5) 582 Fuc....................................... Peyton with another INT. Retire already. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 07, 2016 08:02 PM (ODxAs) 583 Peyton iimitated Neil O'Donnell at SB30. Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2016 08:02 PM (NGd+i) 584 Aaahh-oooooooooooooooohhhhhhh! Werewolves of San Fran. Posted by: zombie Warren Zevon at February 07, 2016 08:02 PM (H9MG5) 585 I just make myself try to tackle. Posted by: Peyton Manning at February 07, 2016 08:02 PM (ZsN9X) 586 Peyton Peyton Peyton, those first few minutes you looked so good. Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 07, 2016 08:03 PM (Nwg0u) 587 Woo Woo Woo Woo Woo Woo Posted by: Redskin at February 07, 2016 08:03 PM (8aOqE) 588 How about that local sports team? Posted by: Monty Burns at February 07, 2016 08:03 PM (7qAYi) 589 No receiver there, should have been grounding. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 07, 2016 08:03 PM (ODxAs) 590 I hate this game Posted by: L, Elle at February 07, 2016 08:03 PM (2x3L+) 591 Yes, joncelli, he certainly does look weak. Posted by: joncelli at February 07, 2016 08:03 PM (1FhAQ) 592 Go Springfield Istopes! Woooooooo Hooo! Posted by: derit at February 07, 2016 08:04 PM (OC+TJ) 593 Well that did not help my box Posted by: Nevergiveup You are getting me so hot.... brb. Posted by: Hillary! at February 07, 2016 08:04 PM (J3phO) 594 I think Woooooooo is a Denver fan Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 08:04 PM (zOTsN) 595 I can't wait to see the Dan Marino Isotoper glove commercial Posted by: derit at February 07, 2016 08:05 PM (OC+TJ) 596 Yeah Denver fan. Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2016 08:06 PM (zt+N6) 597 Halftime can't come soon enough. Posted by: Oschisms' and Cam Newton's bladders at February 07, 2016 08:06 PM (ZsN9X) 598 Woooooo like Peyton Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 08:06 PM (zOTsN) 599 I thought the Isotopes were a Softball Team? Posted by: Tim in Illinois Dump Trump! Luze with Cruz! at February 07, 2016 08:06 PM (WVsWD) 600 Woooo's on first. Or is that baseball? Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 07, 2016 08:06 PM (Nwg0u) 601 I need more air in those balls so they take off like a rocket! Posted by: Peyton Manning at February 07, 2016 08:06 PM (J3phO) 602 Article on Hotair.com on how Cam will only make a couple of penny's on each dollar if he wins, lose money hand over fist if he looses being a resident of Leftifornia Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 08:06 PM (HWcaz) 603 Third Base! Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 08:07 PM (rwI+c) 604 A lot less offense than I had hoped. Posted by: joncelli at February 07, 2016 08:07 PM (1FhAQ) 605 Peyton's wife eat all the HGH this week? Posted by: tu3031 at February 07, 2016 08:08 PM (EDYaR) 606 Peyton's a redhead, or red stater Posted by: derit at February 07, 2016 08:08 PM (OC+TJ) 607 A lot less offense than I had hoped. Halftime is coming... Posted by: #BLM at February 07, 2016 08:08 PM (J3phO) 608 Woo, Woo, Woo, Woo, Woo! Posted by: Curly at February 07, 2016 08:09 PM (8aOqE) 609 Come on guys, don't try to convince us that a Prius is sporty. Posted by: joncelli at February 07, 2016 08:10 PM (1FhAQ) 610 okay, that prius ad was actually kinda funny Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 08:10 PM (uZNvH) 611 Ok, that Prius commercial was pretty funny. I actually LOL'd. Posted by: Tami at February 07, 2016 08:10 PM (v0/PR) 612 Another criminal minds?????wtf? Posted by: Lea at February 07, 2016 08:10 PM (vmMMi) 613 Choo-choooooooooooooooooooooooo! Posted by: Joke Biden at February 07, 2016 08:10 PM (H9MG5) 614 I hate carrying these douchenozzles on my back. Posted by: The New Prius at February 07, 2016 08:10 PM (ZsN9X) 615 Those actors in the Prius commercial were in The Wire, Second season. The guy in the passenger seat was the Union boss and the driver was his son. Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2016 08:10 PM (NGd+i) 616 Prius commercial was ultra stoopid. Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2016 08:11 PM (vsbNu) 617 Buy a Prius! Its easily stolen! Genius marketing. Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2016 08:11 PM (zt+N6) 618 Commercials have really gone downhill last few years Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 08:11 PM (HWcaz) 619 At least horses carried real men. Posted by: The New Prius at February 07, 2016 08:11 PM (ZsN9X) 620 Criminal Minds: Beyond Borders Every day Americans go missing all over the world. This team's job is to find them. (In spite of a President who gives not one tenth of one shit about the people who go missing.) Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 07, 2016 08:11 PM (iHjB5) 621 ~~Ronald Reagan joke:~~ Two Irish ladies were at the wake for their dear friend. "Poor Mollie," said the first woman, looking down at the body, "she had such a hard life. First she married Mike, who gave her five crying children in six years. He beat her and never worked a day in his life. Then Mike up and died, and she married Johnny, who was even worse, giving her seven more children and not a penny of support. He was drunk all the time until he died, too. And now Mollie is gone, worked to death taking care of those 12 kids." "Well, at least they are together at last," replied the second woman. "You mean together in Heaven?" asked the first woman. "But is Mollie together with Mike or with Johnny?" "I was referring to her legs." Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 07, 2016 08:12 PM (o/90i) 622 So far I've been unimpressed by the commercials....save the Audi and Prius one. The rest meh. Posted by: Tami at February 07, 2016 08:12 PM (v0/PR) 623 Sort of a sloppy game. Surprised Denver isn't up more Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 08:12 PM (zOTsN) 624 Hillary should do a SuperBowl Depends ad. It would be a big hit. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 07, 2016 08:12 PM (iQIUe) 625 Bring back the Budweiser frogs. Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 08:12 PM (rwI+c) 626 619 At least horses carried real men. Posted by: The New Prius at February 07, 2016 08:11 PM (ZsN9X) ^^^ (Whinney!!!!) Posted by: Denver Broncos at February 07, 2016 08:13 PM (ZsN9X) 627 24-7 halftime score , huh? Who's your pick in New Hampshire Tuesday ? Posted by: Jim in virginia at February 07, 2016 08:13 PM (nBok+) 628 Bring back Cindy Crawford in a Diablo. Posted by: 1990s at February 07, 2016 08:13 PM (JieFv) 629 Manning is old and tired, Newton is rattled. Posted by: joncelli at February 07, 2016 08:14 PM (1FhAQ) 630 Wooo! Posted by: Andy Reid at February 07, 2016 08:14 PM (8aOqE) 631 What a catch is right Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 08:15 PM (HWcaz) 632 Manning is old and tired, Newton is rattled. - And I'm not feeling too well myself. Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 07, 2016 08:15 PM (Nwg0u) 633 Spoooooooooooooooon! Posted by: The Tick at February 07, 2016 08:15 PM (H9MG5) 634 Apparently NARAL isn't happy with the Doritos ad. A NARAL person tweeted that it was an anti-choice tactic to humanize fetuses. And that really says all you need to know about NARAL. They don't think human fetuses are actually human. Posted by: biancaneve at February 07, 2016 08:16 PM (e98eb) 635 Do they still have cheerleaders at the puppybowl? Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 07, 2016 08:16 PM (iQIUe) 636 hmm, we have some Andy Reid-quality clock management here Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 08:16 PM (uZNvH) 637 It's sort of a walkthrough of a 2-minute drill. Posted by: joncelli at February 07, 2016 08:17 PM (1FhAQ) 638 Whatever you do don't taunt! Posted by: cheri at February 07, 2016 08:17 PM (ylAck) 639 yeah it will come down to a Taliq penalty or something Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 08:17 PM (uZNvH) 640 oh well Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 08:18 PM (uZNvH) 641 Sack lunch Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 08:18 PM (zOTsN) 642 Good sack. Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 07, 2016 08:18 PM (iHjB5) 643 Apparently NARAL isn't happy with the Doritos ad. A NARAL person tweeted that it was an anti-choice tactic to humanize fetuses. And that really says all you need to know about NARAL. They don't think human fetuses are actually human. Your so judgey. Posted by: Eugenics Enthusiast at February 07, 2016 08:18 PM (NGd+i) 644 I'm skipping out on the halftime show. Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 08:18 PM (HWcaz) 645 Nice Sack! And Halftime. Denver D 7, Panthers 7 Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 07, 2016 08:18 PM (ODxAs) 646 The RB picked the wrong threat. Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 08:18 PM (rwI+c) 647 running back missed the block Posted by: Andy Reid at February 07, 2016 08:19 PM (8aOqE) 648 Yeargh! Posted by: Demarcus Ware's Nutsack at February 07, 2016 08:19 PM (ZsN9X) 649 Over and under on analysts saying Denver Offense needs TDs in the Red Zone. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 07, 2016 08:19 PM (ODxAs) 650 I WATCH YOU WHEN YOU SLEEP Posted by: The Puppy Monkey Baby at February 07, 2016 08:20 PM (vBeA5) 651 Screw the halftime show. Gonna pretend to go work, back later. Posted by: Blano at February 07, 2016 08:20 PM (heN73) 652 Five Posted by: WOPR at February 07, 2016 08:20 PM (LTDSy) 653 Switching to the Puppy Bowl. Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 08:20 PM (rwI+c) 654 hmm, do I watch the Coldplay halftime? survey says.... no Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 08:20 PM (uZNvH) 655 I didn't know Bruno Mars is a drummer too. Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 07, 2016 08:20 PM (2x3L+) 656 what channel is the puppy bowl on? Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 08:21 PM (uZNvH) 657 We were available! They picked Oldplay? Snoozarama! Posted by: Foghat at February 07, 2016 08:21 PM (UBS9M) 658 619 At least horses carried real men. Posted by: The New Prius at February 07, 2016 08:11 PM (ZsN9X) Neeeeiiiggghhhh!!!!! Posted by: John Elway at February 07, 2016 08:21 PM (/sw24) 659 >>A NARAL person tweeted that it was an anti-choice tactic to humanize fetuses. What a$$holes! That is a normal part of a pregnancy, a wellness check for pete's sake --- checking out the baby on the ultra-sound. Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2016 08:21 PM (NOIQH) 660 You just want to punch Colbert. Posted by: joncelli at February 07, 2016 08:21 PM (1FhAQ) 661 These ads are not funny. Posted by: Stumbo at February 07, 2016 08:21 PM (FkBIv) 662 what channel is the puppy bowl on? 282 on Directv Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 08:22 PM (rwI+c) 663 607 A lot less offense than I had hoped. Halftime is coming... Posted by: #BLM at February 07, 2016 08:08 PM (J3phO) Yeah, halftime will probably be really offensive. Posted by: rickl at February 07, 2016 08:22 PM (sdi6R) 664 I loved that 3rd down play just before the last Denver punt. The line up ... Then the ball is on the side lines. They must be delaying the broadcast by 10-15 seconds Posted by: James T Kirk at February 07, 2016 08:22 PM (e8kgV) 665 Not too much offense but that's ok. Carolina is choking on the pressure just a tad. Posted by: eleven at February 07, 2016 08:22 PM (qUNWi) 666 283 has the Fish Bowl. Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 08:22 PM (rwI+c) 667 Let me know when the game's back on. I'm putting Pandora on for the halftime show. Posted by: Oschisms' A/V Receiver at February 07, 2016 08:22 PM (ZsN9X) 668 That is a normal part of a pregnancy, a wellness check for pete's sake --- checking out the baby on the ultra-sound. Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2016 08:21 PM (NOIQH) Just a clump of cells, don't you know. Posted by: WOPR at February 07, 2016 08:22 PM (LTDSy) 669 I'm watching halftime to hate it. I expect a major shit show with maybe only Bruno Mars doing an ok job. Posted by: Buzzion at February 07, 2016 08:22 PM (zt+N6) 670 633 I Arthur Posted by: Clarney at February 07, 2016 08:23 PM (hEhda) 671 13 Denver, 7 Carolina Denver's one TD by their defense on a fumble Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 08:23 PM (zOTsN) 672 Yah....the ads are dumb. Very overblown aspect of the SB. Posted by: eleven at February 07, 2016 08:23 PM (qUNWi) 673 I'm loving this super bowl... ... and the game is ok too. Posted by: Commander-in-Choom at February 07, 2016 08:23 PM (H9MG5) 674 Got the radio feed on, I can't stand TV and advertising. Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 07, 2016 08:24 PM (OvUux) 675 there's also the kitten bowl on hallmark channel. it's pretty cute. Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 07, 2016 08:24 PM (WTSFk) 676 Ok, did you all see the Crouppen ad slamming Stan Kroenke or was that a local ad for the St. Louis market? Posted by: Tami at February 07, 2016 08:24 PM (v0/PR) 677 They used to put some effort into the ads. Now, most of them are either blegh or extremely strange. Dorito's seems to bring at a minimum consistently amusing. Posted by: WOPR at February 07, 2016 08:25 PM (LTDSy) 678 At least horses carried real men.))) Dam straight. Posted by: Jimmy Dix in The Last Boy Scout at February 07, 2016 08:25 PM (Nkdwp) 679 The only intersting commercial: Monkey-puppy-baby, because you know some major ganja was employed to make it. On the other hand, nobody will remember what they were trying to sell. On the gripping hand, that might not have been the point. Posted by: joncelli at February 07, 2016 08:25 PM (1FhAQ) 680 Earth, Wind, & Fire, baby! (I can't have my owner committing suicide during the Super Bowl; it makes me look bad.) Posted by: Oschisms' A/V Receiver at February 07, 2016 08:25 PM (ZsN9X) 681 >>Just a clump of cells, don't you know. Yeah, a clump of cells that does cute things like grabbing for it's foot, and yes, responding to thinks happening outside of the womb. NARAL harpies be ghouls for wanting to suppress that that happens to make them fell better about late-term abortion. Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2016 08:25 PM (NOIQH) 682 Just a few years ago, the ads were one of the main reasons to watch the Super Bowl. I gather that they've jumped the shark now. Posted by: rickl at February 07, 2016 08:25 PM (sdi6R) 683 Tami, must have been local. Posted by: tbodie at February 07, 2016 08:26 PM (jqZ8a) 684 Posted by: joncelli at February 07, 2016 08:25 PM (1FhAQ) Uh, no, that commercial was just creepy. Posted by: WOPR at February 07, 2016 08:26 PM (LTDSy) 685 Ok, thanks tbodie. I thought it might be but wanted to check. Posted by: Tami at February 07, 2016 08:27 PM (v0/PR) 686 Aren't all the Doritos super bowl ads all created by a contest where people submit their ideas and they pick from those? Posted by: Buzzion at February 07, 2016 08:27 PM (zt+N6) 687 Nice Sack! Thanks! Here's another... click! Posted by: Brett Favre at February 07, 2016 08:28 PM (OLNwX) 688 I actually can't stand this lisping dolt Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 08:28 PM (zOTsN) 689 Yeah, the Doritos ads are contest winners Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2016 08:28 PM (NOIQH) 690 This is exceptionally gay. Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2016 08:29 PM (/tuJf) 691 593 Well that did not help my box Posted by: Nevergiveup You need help with your box? Because that is my job description. Posted by: Huma at February 07, 2016 08:29 PM (7qAYi) 692 Ugh. I know defense wins championships, but defense also leads to shitty football games. Much better goings on in the Americas Rugby Championship. US v. Argentina. US up 13 - 7 in first half. Announcer just yelled "It's pandemonium here in Houston!!!!" Posted by: Sharkman at February 07, 2016 08:29 PM (QWtgr) 693 Yeah try to make this song sound up beat. Dumb. And what a fucking awful sound system. Posted by: Buzzion at February 07, 2016 08:29 PM (zt+N6) 694 Coldplay stinks. Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2016 08:29 PM (vsbNu) 695 Just a clump of cells, don't you know. You mean the clump of cells that listens to Mozart to get a head start into pre-school? Yeah, thought so. Posted by: t-bird at February 07, 2016 08:29 PM (OLNwX) 696 Who's the guy singing on the half time show? Posted by: Jaimo at February 07, 2016 08:29 PM (eDc0r) 697 >>675 there's also the kitten bowl on hallmark channel. it's pretty cute. Nephews we're excited about that! I liked the Pepsi commercial for half time (or whatever) Posted by: Lea at February 07, 2016 08:29 PM (vmMMi) 698 Hmmm I don't think those kids are actually playing those violins. Posted by: Buzzion at February 07, 2016 08:30 PM (zt+N6) 699 hahaha, all the planted "fans" hopping around the field to this elevator music with the stands emptying out to take a piss Posted by: derit at February 07, 2016 08:30 PM (OC+TJ) 700 Oh. Coldplay. Ok. Thanks. Posted by: Jaimo at February 07, 2016 08:30 PM (eDc0r) 701 Are those people paid extras? Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 08:30 PM (rwI+c) 702 Coldplay: craptastic U2 wannabes Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 07, 2016 08:30 PM (/sw24) 703 I gather that they've jumped the shark now. Posted by: rickl at February 07, 2016 08:25 PM (sdi6R) In the past few years, they've either been over-priced, over-produced junk, strange, or just repeats of existing ads. Budweiser has dumped the clydesdales which always made for some good ads. But this year has been really bad. Posted by: WOPR at February 07, 2016 08:30 PM (LTDSy) 704 man, they're not even trying to pretend that they're not lip-syncing. Posted by: Josephistan at February 07, 2016 08:30 PM (7qAYi) 705 Yayayayawn. Lame. Posted by: Oldplay at February 07, 2016 08:30 PM (UBS9M) 706 Coldpaly are acting like they're 12 years old. God, they suck. Posted by: mpfs at February 07, 2016 08:30 PM (NS7Fh) 707 I didn't realize so many Mexicans, Somoans, and Haiwans played musical instruments. Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 07, 2016 08:30 PM (2x3L+) 708 Is that the guy who was married to Gwineth paltrow. Posted by: google gravy at February 07, 2016 08:31 PM (3MNCs) 709 This looks pre recorded . Posted by: tbodie at February 07, 2016 08:31 PM (jqZ8a) 710 I hope Bruno is next... Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2016 08:31 PM (NOIQH) 711 Yeah, thought so. Posted by: t-bird at February 07, 2016 08:29 PM (OLNwX) Meant sarcastically. Posted by: WOPR at February 07, 2016 08:31 PM (LTDSy) 712 ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? Posted by: joncelli at February 07, 2016 08:31 PM (1FhAQ) 713 This is all very gay Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 07, 2016 08:31 PM (2x3L+) 714 A lisping man in tie dye and flower appliqu�s twirling So football Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 08:31 PM (zOTsN) 715 Fuckhead sounds out of breath already. Posted by: don't you do this for a living? at February 07, 2016 08:31 PM (JieFv) 716 I remember now why I despise Coldplay...they suck. Posted by: two of spades (promotion pending) at February 07, 2016 08:31 PM (Xlh4y) 717 This is embarrassing! Posted by: Liberace at February 07, 2016 08:31 PM (H9MG5) 718 Coldplay. They are in San Francisco, was Exodus not available? Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2016 08:31 PM (NGd+i) 719 uhoh, it was unsportskitty conduct penalty at the kitty bowl Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 08:32 PM (uZNvH) 720 All the rainbows, are these the village people's adopted (natch) kids? Posted by: derit at February 07, 2016 08:32 PM (OC+TJ) 721 Those boys are soooooooo dreamy. Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at February 07, 2016 08:32 PM (Dwehj) 722 Beyonce is writing a screenplay. Problem is that she is reputed to be functionally illiterate. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 07, 2016 07:41 PM (iQIUe) Bianca prolly inherited that from her mother. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2016 08:32 PM (Z8fuk) 723 Only thing that could have made SB L better is Nickelback. Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 07, 2016 08:32 PM (OvUux) 724 So very very gay. Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 08:32 PM (rwI+c) 725 and not good gay, like Queen. Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 08:32 PM (rwI+c) 726 And now Coldplay goes wooooo for buzzion Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 07, 2016 08:32 PM (/sw24) 727 Gayer than 3 chimps in a circus... Posted by: The Rube at February 07, 2016 08:32 PM (1LhSy) 728 Off gross sock! Posted by: L, Elle at February 07, 2016 08:32 PM (2x3L+) 729 Who bitch this is? Posted by: the guy from that video at February 07, 2016 08:33 PM (H9MG5) 730 This is the gayest half time ever Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 08:33 PM (zOTsN) 731 gayer than Liberace's hairdresser on helium Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 08:33 PM (rwI+c) 732 Coldplay? You might want to tone it down a bit. Posted by: Gayest Man in The World at February 07, 2016 08:33 PM (7qAYi) 733 Wasn't Bruno in the SB halftime show just a few years ago? Posted by: davidt at February 07, 2016 08:33 PM (8aOqE) 734 It's like a North Korean gay. Posted by: goatexchange at February 07, 2016 08:33 PM (Nd4YY) 735 1960's called, want their flower power back. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 07, 2016 08:33 PM (ODxAs) 736 Bring back Katy Perry and her giant lion and dancing sharks Posted by: Buzzion at February 07, 2016 08:33 PM (zt+N6) 737 It's a wooooo conspiracy! Posted by: derit at February 07, 2016 08:33 PM (OC+TJ) 738 Meant sarcastically. Posted by: WOPR Oh, I know. That was for the same people you were ridiculing. Posted by: t-bird at February 07, 2016 08:33 PM (OLNwX) 739 i don'y know these songs. they sound sort of 80's, a little tears for fears, but utterly generic and bland. Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 07, 2016 08:34 PM (WTSFk) 740 Chris Christie with a dozen donuts would be more entertaining! Posted by: two of spades (promotion pending) at February 07, 2016 08:34 PM (Xlh4y) 741 Why the hell is Kenny Loggins' "Footloose" on the Amazon Prime Music Earth Wind and Fire Channel? (Seems he's digging it; must remind him of childhood) Posted by: Oschisms' A/V Receiver at February 07, 2016 08:34 PM (ZsN9X) 742 This fucking blows. Posted by: Me Aspirin Factory at February 07, 2016 08:34 PM (89T5c) 743 Much better Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 08:34 PM (zOTsN) 744 730 you don't remember a few years with Up With People then Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 08:34 PM (HWcaz) 745 Cold play was a weird Super Bowl choice. Bruno is better Posted by: Lea at February 07, 2016 08:34 PM (vmMMi) 746 Wasn't Bruno in the SB halftime show just a few years ago? Posted by: davidt at February 07, 2016 08:33 PM (8aOqE) And he was decent. So they had to save the ColdPlay disaster. Posted by: WOPR at February 07, 2016 08:34 PM (LTDSy) 747 We coulda rocked the SB. Fuck this elevator Mili vanilli boy band elevator Music. Posted by: B 52s at February 07, 2016 08:34 PM (UBS9M) 748 Is Mars Michael Jackson's love child? Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 08:34 PM (rwI+c) 749 Bruno and his Dancing Hefty Bags! Wooo! Posted by: goatexchange at February 07, 2016 08:34 PM (Nd4YY) 750 If Bruno Mars was smart, he'd show up in May at the Naval Academy and perform Naptown Funk. Posted by: Vendette at February 07, 2016 08:34 PM (ZHuTJ) 751 Are they wearing Hefty contractor bags? Posted by: Tami at February 07, 2016 08:35 PM (v0/PR) 752 Did Bruno Mars just do the cabbage patch? Posted by: Lea at February 07, 2016 08:35 PM (vmMMi) 753 James Brown spins in the grave, and not in a good way Posted by: derit at February 07, 2016 08:35 PM (OC+TJ) 754 Much better! Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2016 08:35 PM (NOIQH) 755 I should have taken a longer shower I guess Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 08:35 PM (HWcaz) 756 Damn, she thick... Posted by: The Rube at February 07, 2016 08:35 PM (1LhSy) 757 Good griefs! Serena Williams lent Beyonc� her legs! Posted by: L, Elle at February 07, 2016 08:35 PM (2x3L+) 758 Oh look, a whore with no talent Posted by: mpfs at February 07, 2016 08:35 PM (NS7Fh) 759 She got baby hams for legs Posted by: derit at February 07, 2016 08:35 PM (OC+TJ) 760 So, did the halftime suck? For reasons I won't go into, I am not watching it, and hope that it is the WORST halftime ever. Thoughts horde? Posted by: shibumi, RIP USA at February 07, 2016 08:35 PM (osB7c) 761 Day um! Thems some big thighs... Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 07, 2016 08:36 PM (VcKnO) 762 Strong thighs of a Mother of Empires. Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 08:36 PM (rwI+c) 763 they're gonna set the field on fire Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 08:36 PM (uZNvH) 764 this sounds vaguely 70's disco, but again bland and generic. Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 07, 2016 08:36 PM (WTSFk) 765 390 et. al. Thanks! Posted by: Weasel at February 07, 2016 08:36 PM (e3bId) 766 Wow they formed an arrow. Posted by: WOPR at February 07, 2016 08:36 PM (LTDSy) 767 Beyonce' has thick legs. Trying to decide if that's good or bad. Posted by: joncelli at February 07, 2016 08:36 PM (1FhAQ) 768 It's the dancing Black Panther Army. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 07, 2016 08:36 PM (89T5c) 769 Close-ups pre-recorded and green-screened, maybe? Posted by: Steck at February 07, 2016 08:36 PM (ht/89) 770 I should have taken a longer shower I guess Drink up, Reggie! Posted by: Barry, The "Golden" One at February 07, 2016 08:36 PM (OLNwX) 771 We I'm still available. Posted by: Mike Love at February 07, 2016 08:36 PM (JO9+V) 772 Gee interesting diversity amongst beyonce's back up dancers. NOT Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 07, 2016 08:36 PM (/sw24) 773 We're doomed. Posted by: Chuck Norris at February 07, 2016 08:36 PM (Dwehj) 774 ooooh. an arrow. with people. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 07, 2016 08:36 PM (ODxAs) 775 This is so ghetto Posted by: L, Elle at February 07, 2016 08:37 PM (2x3L+) 776 I be dancing ! Posted by: Chunky thighs at February 07, 2016 08:37 PM (UBS9M) 777 ??? The lighting seems to be constantly changing??? Much of this must have been pre-filmed? Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 08:37 PM (DUoqb) 778 It's weirdly retro. I'm horrified, yet I can't look away. Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 08:37 PM (rwI+c) 779 GIN - A1064329 TO BE DESTROYED 02/08/16 PAT and GIN are two of three cats who ... http://nyccats.urgentpodr.org/gin-a1064329/ Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 07, 2016 08:37 PM (iQIUe) 780 Postmodern Jukebox is very good. They would have been much better. Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2016 08:37 PM (NGd+i) 781 Chris Martin looks like weird creeper guy Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 08:38 PM (zOTsN) 782 I be dancing ! Posted by: Chunky thighs Ooh, let me smear my love over you... Posted by: Hillary! at February 07, 2016 08:38 PM (OLNwX) 783 This is the Plan 9 of Superbowl acts. Unintentionally hilarious. Posted by: Josephistan at February 07, 2016 08:38 PM (7qAYi) 784 I hate to say it but Katy Perry puts these guys to shame. Is that Yanni I hear? Posted by: mpfs at February 07, 2016 08:38 PM (NS7Fh) 785 Can't hold a candle to Earth, Wind and Fire. sigh Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2016 08:38 PM (NOIQH) 786 Flashbacks?!? Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 08:38 PM (rwI+c) 787 412 thanks Skip. Good now. Posted by: Weasel at February 07, 2016 08:38 PM (e3bId) 788 So we're showing better acts now? Posted by: WOPR at February 07, 2016 08:38 PM (LTDSy) 789 Oh I like this song. Posted by: google gravy at February 07, 2016 08:38 PM (3MNCs) 790 Because this show sux, let us show you some good shows. Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 08:38 PM (rwI+c) 791 Beyonce may not wear courduroy pants. Ever!! Posted by: SF Fire Marshall at February 07, 2016 08:38 PM (JO9+V) 792 I'm missing black slaves of the White House on C-Span for this?! Posted by: derit at February 07, 2016 08:39 PM (OC+TJ) 793 FYI, I know the guy who does the production design for the super bowl. He's a complete jackass. Also works with Dierks Bentley, for whatever that is worth. Posted by: shibumi, RIP USA at February 07, 2016 08:39 PM (osB7c) 794 I don't hate these Coldplay songs but they don't fit. Kind of enjoying the clip show though. Posted by: Lea at February 07, 2016 08:39 PM (vmMMi) 795 A tribute to Super Bowl halftime shows! Fuck off. Posted by: meta meta at February 07, 2016 08:39 PM (JieFv) 796 I wish someone would pass out several thousand vuvuzelas to the crowd for the second half. That would liven things up. Posted by: Sharkman at February 07, 2016 08:39 PM (QWtgr) 797 Sorry, super bowl HALFTIME. Still a jackass. Posted by: shibumi, RIP USA at February 07, 2016 08:39 PM (osB7c) 798 so it's a montage of old halftime shows? Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 08:39 PM (uZNvH) 799 So we're showing better acts now? <<<<< no Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 07, 2016 08:39 PM (ODxAs) 800 Good time to go clean up the kitchen..... Posted by: Tami at February 07, 2016 08:39 PM (v0/PR) 801 this is so so bad Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 08:39 PM (uZNvH) 802 Do you think they'll show a clip from Janet jackson and Justin timberlakes halftime? Posted by: Buzzion at February 07, 2016 08:39 PM (zt+N6) 803 How did this ever get started that we need something else in the middle of the biggest football game of the year Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 08:39 PM (HWcaz) 804 Gaga's National Anthem performance was pretty good for a satan worshipping sodomite. Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 07, 2016 08:40 PM (OvUux) 805 It's like the Chinese Olympic Opening Ceremony, on acid. Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 08:40 PM (rwI+c) 806 Chris Martin bouncing. And now this lamo we are the world moment. Lame Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 08:40 PM (zOTsN) 807 A boring game, terrible commercials and a horrid halftime show make for an abysmal viewing experience. Posted by: Kreplach at February 07, 2016 08:40 PM (WVvzl) 808 Mr Gwen Paltrow sucks donkey balls. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 07, 2016 08:40 PM (89T5c) 809 I feel unclean. Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2016 08:40 PM (/tuJf) 810 up with people! Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 07, 2016 08:40 PM (WTSFk) 811 Chris Martin looks like he drives a creeper van. Mars is the only one with talent. Posted by: mpfs at February 07, 2016 08:40 PM (NS7Fh) 812 When Trump is elected the halftime show will be huge. Fabulous. Posted by: Eromero at February 07, 2016 08:40 PM (zLDYs) 813 Jim, Phil, that was clearly a home run, as the receiver was holding an ace-high flush before being tackled to the pitch. Posted by: Mike Carey at February 07, 2016 08:41 PM (/pB9Z) 814 Well. That was unimpressive and.... Well that just sucked. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 07, 2016 08:41 PM (VcKnO) 815 Chris Christie with a dozen donuts would be more entertaining! - Or playing keep away with Christie and a dozen donuts. Jump for it, Chris! Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 07, 2016 08:41 PM (Nwg0u) 816 Up (yours) with (famous dead) People Posted by: derit at February 07, 2016 08:41 PM (OC+TJ) 817 Nice tribute. Bravo. Posted by: goatexchange at February 07, 2016 08:41 PM (Nd4YY) 818 i like the dancing sharks, too. Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 07, 2016 08:41 PM (WTSFk) 819 This is the 1st halftime show I've watched in years. Most are just bad. This one is can't lookaway train wreck bad. Posted by: tbodie at February 07, 2016 08:41 PM (jqZ8a) 820 Ted Cruz will outlaw half-time shows. Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 08:41 PM (rwI+c) 821 So it was GAY. Intentionally actually about homosexuals. weird. but it is SF. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 07, 2016 08:41 PM (ODxAs) 822 It's over and SMOD did not save us. Posted by: WOPR at February 07, 2016 08:41 PM (LTDSy) 823 and then they get the ghey rainbow at the end, of course Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 08:41 PM (uZNvH) 824 Pretty unforgettable. In fact, I just forgot it. Posted by: washrivergal at February 07, 2016 08:41 PM (CFc5L) 825 801 this is so so bad Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 08:39 PM Thank you for saying that Chemjeff. The @ssholes I used to work with are involved in the halftime, and I really want ti to be awful. I'd also like them to totally screw up, but their actual job is the only thing they're good at-- not being business people. Posted by: shibumi, RIP USA at February 07, 2016 08:41 PM (osB7c) 826 @ 804 Yeah, they wanted me to do the opening prayer. Posted by: Zombie Anton LaVey at February 07, 2016 08:41 PM (J+n2j) 827 okay the alec baldwin ad was better than the halftime show Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 08:42 PM (uZNvH) 828 What the Hell is going on out there!?!?! Posted by: zombie Vince Lombardi at February 07, 2016 08:42 PM (H9MG5) 829 The Amazon Echo seems creepy. Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 08:42 PM (rwI+c) 830 yes, i can de-mute Posted by: davidt at February 07, 2016 08:42 PM (8aOqE) 831 Aw darn no clip of Janet Jackson and her ninja throwing star nipple ring. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 07, 2016 08:43 PM (/sw24) 832 Because having a network attached device listen to me is just not on my list of good things. Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 08:43 PM (rwI+c) 833 I would rather watch six punts and a missed field goal, and a twenty five second Rubio liefest in between. Halftime? How about fulltime suck!!! Posted by: two of spades (promotion pending) at February 07, 2016 08:43 PM (Xlh4y) 834 Jeep!! BZ Posted by: goatexchange at February 07, 2016 08:43 PM (Nd4YY) 835 Yes, Baldwin and Marino actually did well. Posted by: WOPR at February 07, 2016 08:43 PM (LTDSy) 836 >>Ted Cruz will outlaw half-time shows. Heck, I'd be happy if Ted Cruz declined interviews on Super Bowl Sunday, unlike Dear Leader O who can't have a day that isn't also about him. Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2016 08:43 PM (NOIQH) 837 Alex Baldwin is such a shit-bag. Posted by: Sharkman at February 07, 2016 08:43 PM (QWtgr) 838 A Ricky Martin, George Michael, Elton John, and Boy George barbershop quartet would be less gay than this show. Posted by: Count de Monet at February 07, 2016 08:43 PM (JO9+V) 839 Did Beyonc� almost just fall on her ass???? Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2016 08:43 PM (5tT9a) 840 it wasn't spectacular or anything, it was just a lot of singing and nothing. Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 08:43 PM (uZNvH) 841 You can foster cats on the destroy list. You dont have to adopt. Come on, New Yorkers! Save a kitty! Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 07, 2016 08:44 PM (iQIUe) 842 @ 804 Yeah, they wanted me to do the opening prayer. Posted by: Zombie Anton LaVey at February 07, 2016 08:41 P B@stards! They said I was the only one they called! Posted by: Zombie Alister Crowley at February 07, 2016 08:44 PM (osB7c) 843 I found myself daydreaming about Black Sunday during that show. Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 08:44 PM (rwI+c) 844 I guess I wasn't wrong for listening to live Bob Dylan in 1965 just now. Posted by: rickl at February 07, 2016 08:44 PM (sdi6R) 845 Well that could have been much worse! Thems are some sturdy thighs on Beyonce. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 07, 2016 08:44 PM (jR7Wy) 846 Is it over? Can I change the channel back? Posted by: eleven at February 07, 2016 08:44 PM (qUNWi) 847 838 A Ricky Martin, George Michael, Elton John, and Boy George barbershop quartet would be less gay than this show. Brilliant analysis. Posted by: shibumi, RIP USA at February 07, 2016 08:44 PM (osB7c) 848 It's like they decided to make the whole blinking thing disappointing and succeeded beyond their wildest dreams. Posted by: joncelli at February 07, 2016 08:44 PM (1FhAQ) 849 Sticker Eating Boy would have been more entertaining. Posted by: Josephistan at February 07, 2016 08:45 PM (7qAYi) 850 Speaking of the halftime show, shouldn't the rainbow fro'd "Jesus Saves" guy be out of prison by now? Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 07, 2016 08:45 PM (J+n2j) 851 That halftime show was real fucking gay. Posted by: Zombie Harvey Milk at February 07, 2016 08:45 PM (89T5c) 852 Oh great a domestic violence commercial. Posted by: WOPR at February 07, 2016 08:45 PM (LTDSy) 853 Trump would improve halftime shows by getting the best people on it, who know what they're doing. They will be Hugggge Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 08:45 PM (HWcaz) 854 Aaaaand here are the PSAs. UGH Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2016 08:45 PM (NOIQH) 855 Trump will make half-time shows great again! Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 07, 2016 08:45 PM (Nwg0u) 856 823 and then they get the ghey rainbow at the end, of course Missed it. I was pushing F5 and reading here. Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2016 08:45 PM (NGd+i) 857 Believe in Love, ya'll. Yes, gay themed Posted by: L, Elle at February 07, 2016 08:45 PM (2x3L+) 858 Here we go...the beating of the women during the Super Bowl. Posted by: mpfs at February 07, 2016 08:45 PM (NS7Fh) 859 Don't beat you wife commercial! Drink! Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 07, 2016 08:45 PM (ODxAs) 860 I'll take what's in your wallet. Posted by: Arec Baldwin at February 07, 2016 08:46 PM (Dwehj) 861 Yaaaay! The domestic violence lesson. Posted by: now I want to punch... kittens at February 07, 2016 08:46 PM (H9MG5) 862 Did Beyonce almost just fall on her ass???? No, we don't see anything... oh, you said 'almost'. Got it. Posted by: The USGS in Menlo Park at February 07, 2016 08:46 PM (OLNwX) 863 Beyonce! Those thighs are YUUUUUUGE!! Posted by: Trump at February 07, 2016 08:46 PM (8aOqE) 864 How appropriate that it was sponsored by Pepsi...just as flat and bland... Posted by: RGallegos at February 07, 2016 08:46 PM (49Jfq) 865 Is it safe? Posted by: tu3031 at February 07, 2016 08:46 PM (EDYaR) 866 Is it time to tune up your bint? Posted by: Count de Monet at February 07, 2016 08:46 PM (JO9+V) 867 Did Beyonce almost just fall on her ass???? An near extinction event for life on earth Posted by: derit at February 07, 2016 08:47 PM (OC+TJ) 868 I feel violated after that intermission fiasco and I wasn`t even in the back seat! Posted by: two of spades (promotion pending) at February 07, 2016 08:47 PM (Xlh4y) 869 almost 900 comments and it's not the 2nd half yet. The hamsters need speed. Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 08:47 PM (rwI+c) 870 767 Beyonce' has thick legs. Trying to decide if that's good or bad. Posted by: joncelli at February 07, 2016 08:36 PM (1FhAQ) ^^^ GGoooooooooooooooooooooooooooDDDDD!!!! Posted by: Evolution at February 07, 2016 08:47 PM (ZsN9X) 871 Mr. bean doing pantomime would have been cool... Posted by: The Rube at February 07, 2016 08:47 PM (1LhSy) 872 gay halftime followed by dom violence commercial. great job nfl, offend people who like football with a double shot of stupid. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 07, 2016 08:48 PM (ODxAs) 873 845 Well that could have been much worsePosted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 07, 2016 08:44 PM (jR7Wy) And it could have been much much better Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 07, 2016 08:48 PM (/sw24) 874 Maybe this is Chris Martin coming out party Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 08:48 PM (zOTsN) 875 It is getting harder to scroll through the clutter. Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 08:48 PM (HWcaz) 876 At least Beyonces ass didn't knock out the lights at the stadium like in NOLA Posted by: L, Elle at February 07, 2016 08:48 PM (2x3L+) 877 Too bad Beyonce's bulk stayed upright. Could have split off much of Commiefornia. Posted by: the San Andreas Fault at February 07, 2016 08:48 PM (H9MG5) 878 lieve in Love, ya'll. Yes, gay themed - - - - Bunch of hippie wannabe BS. Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2016 08:49 PM (5tT9a) 879 I think we should get a new thread for the second half. With more cheerleaders. Posted by: Buzzion at February 07, 2016 08:49 PM (zt+N6) 880 Well that could have been much worse Could it really? I'll have to ponder this. Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 08:49 PM (rwI+c) 881 Someone stole the Clydesdale Posted by: tbodie at February 07, 2016 08:49 PM (jqZ8a) 882 WTF? Scientology ad? Posted by: Steck at February 07, 2016 08:49 PM (ht/89) 883 Is someone playing the football? Posted by: Dang at February 07, 2016 08:49 PM (2oWD2) 884 Carlos! Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 08:49 PM (rwI+c) 885 Someone stole the Clydesdale Borrowed. There's a difference. Posted by: Michelle The Great at February 07, 2016 08:50 PM (OLNwX) 886 How many of these supposedly high value commercials are sucky PSAs, CBS promos, or "you paid top dollar for airtime for this dreck from an ad agency?" Posted by: PaleRider at February 07, 2016 08:50 PM (chkUd) 887 Well that could have been much worsePosted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 07, 2016 08:44 PM (jR7Wy) And it could have been much much better - Was the half-time show half empty or half full? Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 07, 2016 08:50 PM (Nwg0u) 888 879 - I'd keep pic 2 &3 Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 08:50 PM (HWcaz) 889 I want a blue force field. Posted by: joncelli at February 07, 2016 08:50 PM (1FhAQ) 890 A Moron with no pants!!! Which of you is that? Posted by: L, Elle at February 07, 2016 08:50 PM (2x3L+) 891 >>And it could have been much much better Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 07, 2016 08:48 PM (/ Should have just given it all to Bruno Mars and let him really do a super bowl through the ages thing where he did some new songs and older songs. Beyonc� and Coldplay weren't good. Also the Pepsi commercial before was cute and led me to think there would be some sort of theme to the show, rather than a clip show. Posted by: Lea at February 07, 2016 08:51 PM (vmMMi) 892 873 845 Well that could have been much worsePosted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 07, 2016 08:44 PM (jR7Wy) And it could have been much much better Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 07, 2016 08:48 PM (/sw24) --- Trying to be glass half full, Beebs. I'm still holding out for the GWAR/NIN halftime show. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 07, 2016 08:51 PM (jR7Wy) 893 I hope for the 2017 Super Bowl, we just have the Muslim call to prayers at halftime... Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 07, 2016 08:51 PM (J+n2j) 894 Someone stole the Clydesdale - Bounced stole the Clydesdales' thighs! Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 07, 2016 08:52 PM (Nwg0u) 895 I was checking into a hotel in Vancouver a few years ago and Carlos and his entourage came into the place. He was wearing a cape. Not many guys can pull that off but on Carlos it looked natural. Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2016 08:52 PM (/tuJf) 896 why did he run out of bounds?! Dainty fucker Posted by: derit at February 07, 2016 08:52 PM (OC+TJ) 897 Don't just run out you sissy. Posted by: you only had one guy to beat at February 07, 2016 08:52 PM (H9MG5) 898 887 Was the half-time show half empty or half full? Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 07, 2016 08:50 PM ( Half anything is being way too generous Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 07, 2016 08:52 PM (/sw24) 899 did you know... espn deportes is broadcasting the Super Bowl, with spanish commentary. at least, i;m picking it up on my computer. Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 07, 2016 08:53 PM (WTSFk) 900 Big catch for Ginn. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 07, 2016 08:53 PM (89T5c) 901 Jim Nance is a class act. Simms is a twat waffle. Posted by: mpfs at February 07, 2016 08:53 PM (NS7Fh) 902 why did he run out of bounds there? Posted by: Trump at February 07, 2016 08:53 PM (8aOqE) 903 895 I was checking into a hotel in Vancouver a few years ago and Carlos and his entourage came into the place. He was wearing a cape. Not many guys can pull that off but on Carlos it looked natural. Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2016 08:52 PM (/tuJf) We saw him in concert in '95 when we were living in Singapore. We were right up by the stage. He gave me his guitar pic before the show started.I have no clue where it is. Posted by: Tami at February 07, 2016 08:54 PM (v0/PR) 904 892 I'm still holding out for the GWAR/NIN halftime show. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 07, 2016 08:51 PM (jR7Wy) Bring back tom petty & the heartbreakers. Or the killers. Or u2 Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 07, 2016 08:54 PM (/sw24) 905 Kubiak should put Osweiler in. These refs are pussies calling all these personal foul penalties. Posted by: Sharkman at February 07, 2016 08:55 PM (QWtgr) 906 Does Beyonce's butt make my head look big? Posted by: Peyton at February 07, 2016 08:55 PM (Dwehj) 907 AC/DC for Halftime 2017 Posted by: Josephistan at February 07, 2016 08:55 PM (7qAYi) 908 891 Should have just given it all to Bruno Mars and let him really do a super bowl through the ages thing where he did some new songs and older songs. Posted by: Lea at February 07, 2016 08:51 PM (vmMMi) ------------- THIS. x1000 Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 07, 2016 08:56 PM (T/5A0) 909 Slayer for Halftime 2017!! Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2016 08:56 PM (NGd+i) 910 Kubiak should put Osweiler in. I'd be telling him to stay loose. Posted by: tu3031 at February 07, 2016 08:56 PM (EDYaR) 911 Beyonce--Russell Martin's face and Ben Roethlisberger's legs. Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 07, 2016 08:56 PM (J+n2j) 912 AC/DC for Halftime 2017 Posted by: Josephistan at February 07, 2016 08:55 PM (7qAYi) With Cheap Trick and ZZ Top Posted by: Count de Monet at February 07, 2016 08:56 PM (JO9+V) 913 Imagine Dragons for the halftime show. Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2016 08:57 PM (NOIQH) 914 Peyton compared to Beyonce' butt even you're head looks small Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 08:57 PM (HWcaz) 915 Yo! Posted by: Yo! at February 07, 2016 08:57 PM (TEdU9) 916 Fresh thread, please. Posted by: joncelli at February 07, 2016 08:57 PM (1FhAQ) 917 A pro has to make that catch. Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 08:57 PM (rwI+c) 918 I am far superior to Phil Simms. Posted by: Twat Waffle at February 07, 2016 08:57 PM (89T5c) 919 Back to the Pre-Game. The Blue Angels pass would've been improved via: [ ] Pulling 5g into the vertical, right over the fifty-yard line, and going into full, ear rattling, chest bursting afterburner. [ ] Making the pass at Mach 1.5, and breaking some serious glass and causing mass pant-shittage in the process. [ ] Combining the first two, right in the fat middle of the halftime show. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at February 07, 2016 08:57 PM (McRlu) 920 Cam looking winded already. Good. Posted by: WOPR at February 07, 2016 08:58 PM (LTDSy) 921 You had Lady Gaga in the stadium, let her sing. Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2016 08:58 PM (/tuJf) 922 Devo and X for the Halftime show next year! Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2016 08:58 PM (NGd+i) 923 Refs are trying to make this game about them Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 08:58 PM (HWcaz) 924 Lord of the Flies-style hunt of weaker children for 2017 half time! The Conch has spoken. Posted by: derit at February 07, 2016 08:58 PM (OC+TJ) 925 We desperately need a second half thread!!! NEW THREAD!!! please..... Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 07, 2016 08:58 PM (T/5A0) 926 Off the upright! Posted by: Josephistan at February 07, 2016 08:59 PM (7qAYi) 927 doink Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2016 08:59 PM (/tuJf) 928 THUDDDDDD!!!! Posted by: The Upright at February 07, 2016 08:59 PM (J+n2j) 929 Doink! Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 07, 2016 08:59 PM (ODxAs) 930 Holy shit it hit the f in post Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 08:59 PM (HWcaz) 931 No good! Posted by: Buzzion at February 07, 2016 08:59 PM (zt+N6) 932 Carolina is really beating themselves in this game. Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 08:59 PM (rwI+c) 933 919 Back to the Pre-Game. The Blue Angels pass would've been improved via: [ ] Pulling 5g into the vertical, right over the fifty-yard line, and going into full, ear rattling, chest bursting afterburner. [ ] Making the pass at Mach 1.5, and breaking some serious glass and causing mass pant-shittage in the process. [x] Combining the first two, right in the fat middle of the halftime show. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at February 07, 2016 08:57 PM (McRlu) Posted by: joncelli at February 07, 2016 08:59 PM (1FhAQ) 934 Twang!!!!! Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 07, 2016 08:59 PM (89T5c) 935 Off the uprights. BwwwwAAAAAHH Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 07, 2016 08:59 PM (/sw24) 936 Nice kick. Posted by: Scott Norwood at February 07, 2016 08:59 PM (Dwehj) 937 We're a lock for next year's Super Bowl. Posted by: those little girls who sing at Trump rallies at February 07, 2016 08:59 PM (H9MG5) 938 Coldplay has a new album out. And a tour coming up. /see where i'm going with this? Posted by: shibumi, RIP USA at February 07, 2016 09:00 PM (osB7c) 939 AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!! Posted by: Bobby Bowden at February 07, 2016 09:00 PM (NGd+i) 940 Clang Clang went the balley Ring Ring went upright Posted by: derit at February 07, 2016 09:00 PM (OC+TJ) 941 Dorito's winning the ad wars. Posted by: WOPR at February 07, 2016 09:00 PM (LTDSy) 942 See! See! Posted by: Blair Walsh at February 07, 2016 09:00 PM (8aOqE) 943 Hitting the post is tough to do. They should at least get a point for that. Posted by: tu3031 at February 07, 2016 09:00 PM (EDYaR) 944 Why did that dyke insult the Mini? Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2016 09:00 PM (NGd+i) 945 Doink...oops! Posted by: two of spades (promotion pending) at February 07, 2016 09:01 PM (Xlh4y) 946 It's no gnood by Gano. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 07, 2016 09:01 PM (89T5c) 947 Now, we can end the match in a tie, right? Posted by: Donovan McNabb at February 07, 2016 09:01 PM (J+n2j) 948 That is an extremely GAY car. Posted by: RGallegos at February 07, 2016 09:01 PM (49Jfq) 949 @ 804 Yeah, they wanted me to do the opening prayer. Posted by: Zombie Anton LaVey at February 07, 2016 08:41 P B@stards! They said I was the only one they called! Posted by: Zombie Alister Crowley at February 07, 2016 08:44 PM (osB7c) Slayer for Halftime 2017!! Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2016 08:56 PM (NGd+i) A twofer: the band Ghost https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A-IoOEPbUs Posted by: The Hat Emeritus at February 07, 2016 09:01 PM (vBeA5) 950 So Mini is going for Subaru's demographic. Posted by: joncelli at February 07, 2016 09:01 PM (1FhAQ) 951 919 Back to the Pre-Game. The Blue Angels pass would've been improved via: [ ] Pulling 5g into the vertical, right over the fifty-yard line, and going into full, ear rattling, chest bursting afterburner. [ ] Making the pass at Mach 1.5, and breaking some serious glass and causing mass pant-shittage in the process. [ ] Combining the first two, right in the fat middle of the halftime show. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at February 07, 2016 08:57 PM (McRlu) I vote for all three. Posted by: rickl at February 07, 2016 09:02 PM (sdi6R) 952 That was me! Madam Secretary!!11!! Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at February 07, 2016 09:02 PM (Dwehj) 953 Oh awesome, wooo guy is back Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 09:02 PM (uZNvH) 954 Ooohh yeah X for halftime! Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 07, 2016 09:02 PM (/sw24) 955 The next Halftime Show should be BabyMetal! Posted by: The Metal Hat at February 07, 2016 09:02 PM (vBeA5) 956 950 So Mini is going for Subaru's demographic. Posted by: joncelli at February 07, 2016 09:01 PM (1FhAQ) who knew there were that many lezzies Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 09:02 PM (uZNvH) 957 Aww, I loved the doggeh Doritos commercial Posted by: L, Elle at February 07, 2016 09:02 PM (j+h+K) 958 Peyton has not scored a touchdown Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 09:03 PM (zOTsN) 959 Halt time act submission: Wooooooo Tang Clan Posted by: derit at February 07, 2016 09:03 PM (OC+TJ) 960 Looks like he is going to And wooooooooooo is back Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 09:03 PM (zOTsN) 961 Ya dun good Dildo Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 07, 2016 09:03 PM (voOPb) 962 Manning faked them out with the Omaha. Posted by: Buzzion at February 07, 2016 09:04 PM (zt+N6) 963 OK now I need, want, and demand a Bronco field goal, but that is all. I need a six on the Bronco side of the ball and THEN a Charlotte TD to get my 4 and a payday Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 09:04 PM (DUoqb) 964 Council Bluffs! Council Bluffs! Posted by: joncelli Manning at February 07, 2016 09:04 PM (1FhAQ) 965 So where was the part where the entire cast dissolved into cackling after Tea Leoni said "Sometimes politics has to take a back seat to doing the right thing..." holds for a sec, then ahahahahaha Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 07, 2016 09:04 PM (iHjB5) 966 I wonder what a beer costs at the Super Bowl... $300? Posted by: Weasel at February 07, 2016 09:04 PM (e3bId) 967 I wonder what a beer costs at the Super Bowl... $300? Posted by: Weasel at February 07, 2016 09:04 PM (e3bId) If ya gotta ask..... Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 09:05 PM (DUoqb) 968 I ain't doin' so well. Posted by: Peyton at February 07, 2016 09:05 PM (Dwehj) 969 Bueno. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 07, 2016 09:06 PM (89T5c) 970 Robert Palmer for halftime. It would be simply irresistible! Posted by: Count de Monet at February 07, 2016 09:06 PM (JO9+V) 971 no doink. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 07, 2016 09:06 PM (ODxAs) 972 OK NOW a Carolina TD and I'm in the money Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 09:06 PM (DUoqb) 973 Brandon McManus stays on top. Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2016 09:06 PM (vsbNu) 974 Tea Leoni.. Yeh, I could get in trouble. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2016 09:06 PM (ptqRm) 975 So four field goals and no offensive touchdowns Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 09:06 PM (zOTsN) 976 My Lab went nuts for the Doritos doggie ad. Loved it! How long before some fans beat the shit out of whoever is yelling Wooooooooh? Posted by: cheri at February 07, 2016 09:07 PM (ylAck) 977 And it`s gooooood! Posted by: two of spades (promotion pending) at February 07, 2016 09:07 PM (Xlh4y) 978 Two scores down,need to stop shooting themselves in the foot Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 09:07 PM (HWcaz) 979 Xifaxan is for those who just watched that Coldplay Halftime. Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2016 09:07 PM (NGd+i) 980 That is one happy looking bowel. Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2016 09:07 PM (/tuJf) 981 968 I ain't doin' so well. Posted by: Peyton at February 07, 2016 09:05 PM (Dwehj) Getting them down the field and into field goal range against a very tough defense. Which is better than what the panthers are doing. Posted by: Buzzion at February 07, 2016 09:07 PM (zt+N6) 982 There should not be this many commercials about people who need to use the bathroom.. Posted by: Lea at February 07, 2016 09:07 PM (vmMMi) 983 shitty commercial Posted by: harley1911 at February 07, 2016 09:07 PM (SHCNy) 984 Peyton's arm is gone. you can tell he is heaving it as hard as he can. Posted by: WOPR at February 07, 2016 09:07 PM (LTDSy) 985 The defense and kicker drag old man Manning across the finish line to his second ring Posted by: derit at February 07, 2016 09:07 PM (OC+TJ) 986 Okay, ambulatory intestinal tract is the best commercial so far. Posted by: joncelli Manning at February 07, 2016 09:07 PM (1FhAQ) 987 That's a pretty cute little bowel in the Xifaxan ad but he's not new. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 07, 2016 09:07 PM (T/5A0) 988 Wooooooooo guy is almost always seated near me at concerts. Posted by: Weasel at February 07, 2016 09:07 PM (e3bId) 989 $13 for a 20 oz. Bud Light. Posted by: tu3031 at February 07, 2016 09:07 PM (EDYaR) 990 Is the mouth of the walking intestine the rectum? Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 09:08 PM (zOTsN) 991 990 Is the mouth of the walking intestine the rectum? Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 09:08 PM (zOTsN) dear Lord...... Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 07, 2016 09:08 PM (0O7c5) 992 Intestine Turtle for the win. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 07, 2016 09:08 PM (ODxAs) 993 Robert Palmer for halftime. I think he's dead. Posted by: tu3031 at February 07, 2016 09:09 PM (EDYaR) 994 That is one happy looking bowel. Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2016 09:07 PM (/tuJf) Pfffft! Posted by: Katie Couric at February 07, 2016 09:09 PM (JO9+V) 995 I hope the football Gods aren't taunting Peyton right now only to have Carolina pull it out of their ass at the last minute. Posted by: Blano at February 07, 2016 09:09 PM (heN73) 996 1000th Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 09:09 PM (HWcaz) 997 >>970 Robert Palmer for halftime. It would be simply irresistible! Posted by: Count de Monet at February 07, 2016 09:06 PM (JO9+V) Bruno Mars could have killed that song. Just sayin. I'm buying what Liam Neison is selling! Posted by: Lea at February 07, 2016 09:09 PM (vmMMi) 998 989 Well I suppose it could be worse ($14) Posted by: Weasel at February 07, 2016 09:09 PM (e3bId) 999 Worst Super Bowl commercials EVER Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 09:10 PM (DUoqb) 1000 1k Posted by: Weasel at February 07, 2016 09:10 PM (e3bId) 1001 Missed it by that ( ) much Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 09:10 PM (HWcaz) 1002 $13 for a 20 oz. Bud Light. Posted by: tu3031 at February 07, 2016 09:07 PM (EDYaR) Them Clydesdales ain't there to pull the wagon, you know. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2016 09:10 PM (Z8fuk) 1003 Nailed it! Posted by: Weasel at February 07, 2016 09:10 PM (e3bId) 1004 1001! Posted by: joncelli Manning at February 07, 2016 09:10 PM (1FhAQ) 1005 Death Wish Coffee? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 09:10 PM (uZNvH) 1006 A diarrhea and a constipation commercial. Everything is in balance. Posted by: Buddah at February 07, 2016 09:11 PM (ODxAs) 1007 Swear to God, I thought bulls could fly. Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 07, 2016 09:11 PM (Nwg0u) 1008 MIV! Posted by: derit at February 07, 2016 09:11 PM (OC+TJ) 1009 Death Wish Coffee was good. Posted by: WOPR at February 07, 2016 09:11 PM (LTDSy) 1010 Oh looking good. TD TD TD Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 09:12 PM (DUoqb) 1011 Listen the mouth is either the rectum or the duodinim Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 09:12 PM (zOTsN) 1012 Nice defense. Posted by: tu3031 at February 07, 2016 09:12 PM (EDYaR) 1013 MXII? Posted by: derit at February 07, 2016 09:12 PM (OC+TJ) 1014 Kudos to CBS for deigning to allow a lowly flyover country peon like me to watch the Super Bowl on Roku. Posted by: CozMark at February 07, 2016 09:12 PM (CbGSW) 1015 1,000 !!!! Posted by: Yo! at February 07, 2016 09:12 PM (TEdU9) 1016 For alternative entertainment, there is a movie on SYFY that is is about "A half-shark, half-octopus battling a half-pterodactyl, half-barracuda." Posted by: shibumi, RIP USA at February 07, 2016 09:12 PM (osB7c) 1017 MXX Posted by: Josephistan at February 07, 2016 09:13 PM (7qAYi) 1018 Listen the mouth is either the rectum or the duodinim Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 09:12 PM (zOTsN) Duodenum? It nearly killed him! Posted by: Amy Schumer, unclear on the concept at February 07, 2016 09:13 PM (Z8fuk) 1019 For the next halftime show I'd vote for puppyweaselbaby or whatever the hell that thing was Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 09:13 PM (uZNvH) 1020 Denver is sticking their tackles. Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 09:13 PM (rwI+c) 1021 >>Death Wish Coffee was good. Now I'm wondering when the next season of Vikings will come......Rollo sigh Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2016 09:13 PM (NOIQH) 1022 Robert Palmer for halftime. I think he's dead. Posted by: tu3031 at February 07, 2016 09:09 PM (EDYaR) Holy Carp you are correct. Died in 2003 at the age of 54. Posted by: Count de Monet at February 07, 2016 09:14 PM (JO9+V) 1023 Now I'm wondering when the next season of Vikings will come......Rollo sigh Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2016 09:13 PM (NOIQH) Feb. 18th. Posted by: Tami at February 07, 2016 09:14 PM (v0/PR) 1024 Saw AMC is building up to mid season restart of TWD Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 09:14 PM (HWcaz) 1025 "A half-shark, half-octopus battling a half-pterodactyl, half-barracuda." Posted by: shibumi, RIP USA at February 07, 2016 09:12 PM (osB7c) Sushi Wars? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2016 09:14 PM (Z8fuk) 1026 Well that sucked Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 09:15 PM (DUoqb) 1027 wow, double fumble Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 09:15 PM (uZNvH) 1028 Well that was sloppy... Posted by: Tami at February 07, 2016 09:15 PM (v0/PR) 1029 Idiot! Posted by: tbodie at February 07, 2016 09:15 PM (jqZ8a) 1030 Fumble! Posted by: joncelli Manning at February 07, 2016 09:15 PM (1FhAQ) 1031 MVPathetic Posted by: oops, that's probably racist at February 07, 2016 09:15 PM (H9MG5) 1032 Puppyweaselbaby was terrifying Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 09:15 PM (zOTsN) 1033 Oooh, thanks, Tami!! Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2016 09:15 PM (NOIQH) 1034 Notice all the 'ettes know when Rollo is back on TV. If you know your Viking history, you know what is going to happen to most of the main characters. Posted by: WOPR at February 07, 2016 09:15 PM (LTDSy) 1035 Interception! Fumble! But Denver still has it. Posted by: Buzzion at February 07, 2016 09:15 PM (zt+N6) 1036 His pulse raced His teeth did grind His heart sweat one last time Posted by: derit at February 07, 2016 09:15 PM (OC+TJ) 1037 INT. Now just manage the football Peyton. At least for a couple of first downs. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 07, 2016 09:16 PM (ODxAs) 1038 Fumble-rooski! Fumble-laya! Posted by: Count de Monet at February 07, 2016 09:16 PM (JO9+V) 1039 This is one sloppy game. Posted by: davidt at February 07, 2016 09:16 PM (8aOqE) 1040 Does the entire Panthers team have the flu or something? This is pathetic. Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 09:16 PM (rwI+c) 1041 Panthers are done, to many mistakes, all those who had Denver and any points or flat out go collect your winnings Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 09:16 PM (HWcaz) 1042 A half-shark, half-octopus battling a half-pterodactyl, half-barracuda. - I'm half interested. Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 07, 2016 09:16 PM (Nwg0u) 1043 Well, I'm going down the road to the Dog Run Saloon to get some beer and wings, and watch what's left of the game. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2016 09:16 PM (Z8fuk) 1044 If you love defense, this is your game. Posted by: two of spades (promotion pending) at February 07, 2016 09:16 PM (Xlh4y) 1045 Saw Palmer on some live TV show in the late 90's. The lyrics were on the floor in front of him. Posted by: WOPR at February 07, 2016 09:16 PM (LTDSy) 1046 Ketchup on hotdogs!! Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2016 09:17 PM (NOIQH) 1047 Denver db got lucky, twice. He should have stayed down the 2nd time he stumbled. Posted by: tbodie at February 07, 2016 09:17 PM (jqZ8a) 1048 Quick impressions. First half pretty boring Half time show dreadful Beyonce is a porker. Second half still boring Posted by: Jasper at February 07, 2016 09:17 PM (o9lmn) 1049 Is that an old Mariah song that commercial just got in my head? Posted by: Lea at February 07, 2016 09:17 PM (vmMMi) 1050 >>> If you know your Viking history, you know what is going to happen to most of the main characters. Do tell! Posted by: Blood Eagle at February 07, 2016 09:17 PM (AfsKp) 1051 If you know your Viking history, you know what is going to happen to most of the main characters. A snake pit figures in there somewhere. Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 09:17 PM (rwI+c) 1052 So everybody's focus group had dog lovers in it. Posted by: joncelli Manning at February 07, 2016 09:17 PM (1FhAQ) 1053 Buy more ketchup... daddy needs a new yacht. Posted by: Lurch Kerry at February 07, 2016 09:17 PM (H9MG5) 1054 PETA won't like that last ad. Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2016 09:17 PM (NGd+i) 1055 Wiener dogs. Always smart to go with dogs for a commercial. Posted by: Buzzion at February 07, 2016 09:17 PM (zt+N6) 1056 Denver defense is the MVP thus far Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 09:17 PM (zOTsN) 1057 What a terrible football game. Posted by: Sharkman at February 07, 2016 09:18 PM (QWtgr) 1058 guess that was puppymonkeybaby Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 09:18 PM (uZNvH) 1059 Seriously woo guy we got it you made it to the Super Bowl. Posted by: blaster at February 07, 2016 09:18 PM (2Ocf1) 1060 >>1034 Notice all the 'ettes know when Rollo is back on TV. If you know your Viking history, you know what is going to happen to most of the main characters. Posted by: WOPR at Forget Ryan Reynolds...I would take rollo every day and twice on Sunday's. Posted by: Lea at February 07, 2016 09:18 PM (vmMMi) 1061 What happens when Otis Anderson meets an immovable object? Posted by: Stoned Philosophy Professor at February 07, 2016 09:18 PM (ZsN9X) 1062 "A half-shark, half-octopus battling a half-pterodactyl, half-barracuda." Posted by: shibumi, RIP USA at February 07, 2016 09:12 PM (osB7c) I hear a half-bear, half-DiCaprio will be in the sequel. Posted by: Josephistan at February 07, 2016 09:18 PM (7qAYi) 1063 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Posted by: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO at February 07, 2016 09:18 PM (uZNvH) 1064 I don't have a horse in this race but I have to say that this is certainly surprising. Posted by: CozMark at February 07, 2016 09:19 PM (CbGSW) 1065 A snake pit figures in there somewhere. Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 09:17 PM (rwI+c) The season 4 trailer hints at it. Posted by: WOPR at February 07, 2016 09:19 PM (LTDSy) 1066 Bearnado! Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 09:19 PM (rwI+c) 1067 Is Woooo guy auditioning for a Bud Light Real Men of Genius ad? Posted by: Count de Monet at February 07, 2016 09:19 PM (JO9+V) 1068 Bearnado! Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 09:19 PM (rwI+c) Maria! Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 09:19 PM (DUoqb) 1069 Who's Rollo? Posted by: SMFH at February 07, 2016 09:20 PM (rlfds) 1070 Now, how about a drive without a fumble or a dropped pass. Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 09:20 PM (rwI+c) 1071 Forget Ryan Reynolds...I would take rollo every day and twice on Sunday's. Posted by: Lea at February 07, 2016 09:18 PM (vmMMi) My friend's wife rates episodes based on how often his shirt is off. Posted by: WOPR at February 07, 2016 09:20 PM (LTDSy) 1072 1049. The song was from Nilsson. Mariah made a valiant, yet inferior remake of it. Harry's original was his voice, pure and simple. Mariah's was the result of some serious studio & electronic sonic massage. Go listen to 'em in sequence, the difference is clear. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at February 07, 2016 09:20 PM (McRlu) 1073 Human Centipede vs. Puppymonkeybaby? Hmmmmm.... Posted by: SyFy Channel at February 07, 2016 09:20 PM (NGd+i) 1074 1041 Panthers are done, to many mistakes, all those who had Denver and any points or flat out go collect your winnings Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 09:16 PM (HWcaz) Oh, I can still mess this up. Check the signature, son! Posted by: Peyton Manning at February 07, 2016 09:20 PM (ZsN9X) 1075 Late hit. Posted by: joncelli Manning at February 07, 2016 09:20 PM (1FhAQ) 1076 Let's see if Denver defense gets gassed at this point Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 09:20 PM (zOTsN) 1077 Which Panther will get the MLB trophy for Denver winning the SB Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 09:20 PM (HWcaz) 1078 People that thought this game was going to be high scoring were smoking the same stuff as the guys that came up with puppy monkey baby. Posted by: Buzzion at February 07, 2016 09:20 PM (zt+N6) 1079 Forget Ryan Reynolds...I would take rollo every day and twice on Sunday's. Posted by: Lea at February 07, 2016 09:18 PM (vmMMi) TWICE! ON SUNDAY!!! SUNDAY!!! Not Saturday, nooooo, SUNDAY!! Posted by: CozMark at February 07, 2016 09:21 PM (CbGSW) 1080 Character on Vikings on the History channel. He's a former MMA fighter. Posted by: WOPR at February 07, 2016 09:21 PM (LTDSy) 1081 Rollo http://bit.ly/1PJf4gl Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 09:21 PM (rwI+c) 1082 >>Forget Ryan Reynolds...I would take rollo every day and twice on Sunday's. THIS Here's Rollo: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1641140/?ref_=tt_cl_t2 Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2016 09:21 PM (NOIQH) 1083 Haaaa even the sheep say woooooooo Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 07, 2016 09:21 PM (/sw24) 1084 If Denver wins, I can't see Manning winning MVP. Posted by: davidt at February 07, 2016 09:21 PM (8aOqE) 1085 Hi, horde. Rooting for Denver, but If the Panthers wake up, I wouldn't be surprised if the Panthers came back to win. These are really sucky commercials. Posted by: Donna &&&&V. (Brandishing ampersands) at February 07, 2016 09:21 PM (P8951) 1086 Sheep commercial ws better than the half time Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 09:22 PM (zOTsN) 1087 We have a winner Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2016 09:22 PM (/tuJf) 1088 Meh. Guess he's ok. Posted by: SMFH at February 07, 2016 09:22 PM (rlfds) 1089 okay I think the singing sheep ad is the best one yet Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 09:22 PM (uZNvH) 1090 Wait, were they saving the betters commercials for the 2nd half? Posted by: WOPR at February 07, 2016 09:22 PM (LTDSy) 1091 Well, that honda commercial should be a hit in the middle east... Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 07, 2016 09:22 PM (iHjB5) 1092 Do the Chinese have a "Year of Anthropomorphizing Animals?" Cause this is it. Posted by: Oschisms at February 07, 2016 09:22 PM (ZsN9X) 1093 Okay, those sheep were pretty good. Shoulda had them instead of Coldplay. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 07, 2016 09:23 PM (T/5A0) 1094 John Wooooooo doesn't half ass it. He comes with a gun in each hand, and a "woooooo" filling each lung Posted by: derit at February 07, 2016 09:23 PM (OC+TJ) 1095 I saw Rollo and thought The Cleveland Show. Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2016 09:23 PM (NGd+i) 1096 Sheep win. Sorry Budweiser....that Clydesdale commercial just sucked. Posted by: Tami at February 07, 2016 09:23 PM (v0/PR) 1097 Next commercial: singing hybrid puppy-sheep. Posted by: joncelli Manning at February 07, 2016 09:23 PM (1FhAQ) 1098 Rollo http://bit.ly/1PJf4gl I don't know, man. Not getting it, at least from that photo. His expression looks so phoney forced. Posted by: washrivergal at February 07, 2016 09:24 PM (CFc5L) 1099 The sheep were cute. Posted by: Tuna at February 07, 2016 09:24 PM (JSovD) 1100 1084- And what makes anyone think the NFL non political Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 09:24 PM (HWcaz) 1101 Woo pissed on my carpet. Posted by: The Dude at February 07, 2016 09:24 PM (8aOqE) 1102 What is so special about this Cam guy that gets so much press. Not seeing it. Posted by: Trainer at February 07, 2016 09:25 PM (7EbAY) 1103 I think Tuna is a Muslim. Posted by: Buzzion at February 07, 2016 09:25 PM (zt+N6) 1104 If Denver wins, Ware should be the MVP. Posted by: totally unbiased Cowboys fan at February 07, 2016 09:25 PM (H9MG5) 1105 Woo pissed on my carpet. Posted by: The Dude at February 07, 2016 09:24 PM (8aOqE) Count yourself as lucky Posted by: Shit Head at February 07, 2016 09:25 PM (DUoqb) 1106 1097: Worst Bud commercial ever. Total suckage. Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 07, 2016 09:25 PM (ucDmr) 1107 I'm not a football fan, but I really want to see Denver win this because there is a certain commenter here who I want to see taken down a peg. The schadenfreude will be delicious. Posted by: rickl at February 07, 2016 09:25 PM (sdi6R) 1108 >>>washrivergal I think you and smfh need to see clips from the show maybe because I don't think pictures really do him justice. But different strokes. Posted by: Lea at February 07, 2016 09:26 PM (vmMMi) 1109 Lagertha http://bit.ly/1PJfsvi Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 09:26 PM (rwI+c) 1110 Or maybe just from West Virginia. Posted by: Buzzion at February 07, 2016 09:26 PM (zt+N6) 1111 What is so special about this Cam guy that gets so much press. Not seeing it. Posted by: Trainer at February 07, 2016 09:25 PM (7EbAY) He's black and oppressed by the man. Posted by: WOPR at February 07, 2016 09:26 PM (LTDSy) 1112 Can Opener Newton earned that Moist Vagina Player award Posted by: derit at February 07, 2016 09:26 PM (OC+TJ) 1113 1103 What is so special about this Cam guy that gets so much press. Not seeing it. Posted by: Trainer RACIST!!!!! Posted by: Sports Media at February 07, 2016 09:26 PM (NGd+i) 1114 1103 What is so special about this Cam guy that gets so much press. Not seeing it. Posted by: Trainer at February 07, 2016 09:25 PM (7EbAY) He was pretty slick during the regular season. Looking overwhelmed today. Posted by: joncelli Manning at February 07, 2016 09:26 PM (1FhAQ) 1115 Sheep commercial wasn't ba-a-a-a-a-adddd. /muldoon Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at February 07, 2016 09:26 PM (McRlu) 1116 We really need a new thread. The cobs have abandoned us. With good reason....but still.... Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 07, 2016 09:27 PM (T/5A0) 1117 Fuck Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 09:27 PM (DUoqb) 1118 1103: Looks like Daunte Culpepper tonite. Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 07, 2016 09:27 PM (ucDmr) 1119 And the Denver defense hits Cam again. Posted by: Buzzion at February 07, 2016 09:27 PM (zt+N6) 1120 If that white dude was not on the halftime show I would totally be accused of being racist. turrible Posted by: Big Ben - Bonnie Blue Party at February 07, 2016 09:28 PM (DHwSI) 1121 What is so special about this Cam guy that gets so much press. Not seeing it. Posted by: Trainer at February 07, 2016 09:25 PM (7EbAY) He's black and oppressed by the man. Posted by: WOPR at February 07, 2016 09:26 PM (LTDSy) And there's never been any great black quarterbacks before (rolls eyes). Posted by: Blano at February 07, 2016 09:28 PM (heN73) 1122 Mvp so far is looking like Von Miller. Posted by: Buzzion at February 07, 2016 09:28 PM (zt+N6) 1123 They showed cheerleaders for a few seconds, more than usual for NFL. College coverage shows cheerleaders all the time. Posted by: google gravy at February 07, 2016 09:29 PM (3MNCs) 1124 Why is AOSHQ showing up on my home computer in small print, like maybe 4-5 pt? It doesn't do that at work. Scratch that, I never read this site at work, I'm always working. But why the small font at home? Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 07, 2016 09:29 PM (o/90i) 1125 Wooooooooo Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 09:29 PM (zOTsN) 1126 1099 Rollo http://bit.ly/1PJf4gl I don't know, man. Not getting it, at least from that photo. His expression looks so phoney forced. Posted by: washrivergal at February 07, 2016 09:24 PM (CFc5L) Expression? He has a face? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 07, 2016 09:29 PM (/sw24) 1127 >>Sheep commercial wasn't ba-a-a-a-a-adddd.'' I know, ewe! Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2016 09:29 PM (NOIQH) 1128 I must not be paying close attention. I haven't heard Woo guy at all. Posted by: Blano at February 07, 2016 09:30 PM (heN73) 1129 Oh what a great commercial. Hey kids your parents banged you after the Super Bowl. Posted by: Buzzion at February 07, 2016 09:30 PM (zt+N6) 1130 Scratch that, I never read this site at work, I'm always working. But why the small font at home? Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 07, 2016 09:29 PM (o/90i) Hold down ctrl and hit + a couple of times. Posted by: Tami at February 07, 2016 09:30 PM (v0/PR) 1131 Sounds like I missed a real great half time show. That's the best the NFL could come up with? Bullshit. Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 07, 2016 09:30 PM (ucDmr) 1132 Was trying to figure out how many sheep were in that commercial and fell asleep. Posted by: db at February 07, 2016 09:30 PM (kl5QR) 1133 I'm happy no matter who wins. I like both teams and the Patriots and Seahawks aren't playing. Win win Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 09:30 PM (zOTsN) 1134 Super Bowl Babies...isn't that hetero-centric? Breeders.... Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 07, 2016 09:30 PM (J+n2j) 1135 I'm not sure what I think about the Super Bowl babies commercial Posted by: L, Elle at February 07, 2016 09:30 PM (2x3L+) 1136 1129 I must not be paying close attention. I haven't heard Woo guy at all. Posted by: Blano at February 07, 2016 09:30 PM (heN73) I thought it was just me....haven't heard him at all either. Posted by: Tami at February 07, 2016 09:30 PM (v0/PR) 1137 "And Peyton Manning has been in these situations before in the playoffs. His Job: Take care of the football." This insightful and deep commentary brought to you by Phil Simms. Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 07, 2016 09:31 PM (iHjB5) 1138 "I think Tuna is a Muslim." Now why would you think that? Posted by: alTuna bin Noodles at February 07, 2016 09:31 PM (JSovD) 1139 Ok, we'd have been in favor of clubbing that Seal if it prevented that commercial. Posted by: PETA at February 07, 2016 09:31 PM (H9MG5) 1140 every contemporary super bowl sees nostalgia-ridden commercials. what does this shit matter anymore?! Posted by: derit at February 07, 2016 09:31 PM (OC+TJ) 1141 And there's never been any great black quarterbacks before (rolls eyes). Posted by: Blano at February 07, 2016 09:28 PM (heN73) I know, right? Posted by: Warren Moon at February 07, 2016 09:31 PM (JO9+V) 1142 Maybe you have to be able to read a defense to win the big one. Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 07, 2016 09:32 PM (ucDmr) 1143 They can do math! Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 09:32 PM (rwI+c) 1144 15 minutes of football left in the season Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 09:32 PM (HWcaz) 1145 1067 Is Woooo guy auditioning for a Bud Light Real Men of Genius ad? Posted by: Count de Monet at February 07, 2016 09:19 PM (JO9+V Those commercials got America through some tough times. Posted by: Josephistan at February 07, 2016 09:32 PM (7qAYi) 1146 What???? Babies are conceived after the SB ? Is that before or after all the wimmins are beaten? Posted by: Donna &&&&V. (Brandishing ampersands) at February 07, 2016 09:32 PM (P8951) 1147 Unless it goes to OT. Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 09:33 PM (rwI+c) 1148 super bowl babies.......will piss off naral Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 07, 2016 09:33 PM (0O7c5) 1149 Once you hear it. You cannot stop hearing it. The wind whispers a drunken "wooooooo" Posted by: derit at February 07, 2016 09:33 PM (OC+TJ) 1150 >>15 minutes of football left in the season And quite likely in Peyton's career. Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2016 09:33 PM (/tuJf) 1151 This insightful and deep commentary brought to you by Phil Simms. Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 07, 2016 09:31 PM (iHjB5) Some editor whizspering in Phil's ear. Posted by: tbodie at February 07, 2016 09:33 PM (jqZ8a) 1152 Ah that's bullshit call in the Super Bowl..Second time the refs inserted themselves into the game- bullshit Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 09:33 PM (DUoqb) 1153 So I was watching "The Last Witchhunter" instead of this. I'd give it about 6/10. Not a total waste of time but, yeah, still mostly a waste of time. Denver are winning apparently? Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 07, 2016 09:33 PM (6FqZa) 1154 The losing wife gets hit. The winning wife gets fucked. Posted by: Buzzion at February 07, 2016 09:34 PM (zt+N6) 1155 Super Bowl babies commercial sounds a little rapey to me. Posted by: WOPR at February 07, 2016 09:34 PM (LTDSy) 1156 1142 And there's never been any great black quarterbacks before (rolls eyes). Posted by: Blano at February 07, 2016 09:28 PM (heN73) I know, right? Posted by: Warren Moon at February 07, 2016 09:31 PM (JO9+V) But he'll be the first to win a Super Bowl. Posted by: Doug Williams at February 07, 2016 09:34 PM (7qAYi) 1157 1136 I'm not sure what I think about the Super Bowl babies commercial We HATE IT!! Posted by: NARAL at February 07, 2016 09:34 PM (NGd+i) 1158 Woooo woooo woooooooooooooooo! Posted by: a white winged dove at February 07, 2016 09:34 PM (H9MG5) 1159 All right. Had confbad with old GF......impassse. So, nor unlike most discussions here. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 07, 2016 09:35 PM (9ym/8) 1160 This game is really the story of Obama... Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 07, 2016 09:35 PM (iHjB5) 1161 This fumble could be great for me---still in line for over a 1000 with a TD now Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 09:35 PM (DUoqb) 1162 Thank heave score is not in favor of overtime, I get up at 4am Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 09:35 PM (HWcaz) 1163 That woooo is Phil Simms' train of thought. woooo woooo! All are bored! Posted by: derit at February 07, 2016 09:35 PM (OC+TJ) 1164 "And Peyton Manning has been in these situations before in the playoffs. His Job: Take care of the football." Ummmmm...what? Posted by: tu3031 at February 07, 2016 09:35 PM (EDYaR) 1165 Playoff Peyton being Playoff Peyton. Posted by: woooooooooooooooo! at February 07, 2016 09:35 PM (H9MG5) 1166 3 things on newton: he's the qb on a 15-1 team. he deserves the attention. he runs effectively, scored most td's in history. he's a very good passer. but he's not great. he may end up much improved and with all sorts of passing records, but he's not that yet. Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 07, 2016 09:35 PM (WTSFk) 1167 ARGGGHHHH! Peyton keeping Panthers in it. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 07, 2016 09:36 PM (ODxAs) 1168 5 minutes of football left in the season Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 09:32 PM (HWcaz) And the end of my TV watching 'til September. Posted by: Blano at February 07, 2016 09:36 PM (heN73) 1169 So the point of this game is to beat yourself, not the other team? Posted by: Josephistan at February 07, 2016 09:36 PM (7qAYi) 1170 Bebe heh. This rollo clip makes me giggle but maybe it needs context: http://youtu.be/UR79FRIldSg Posted by: Lea at February 07, 2016 09:36 PM (vmMMi) 1171 Carolina still in it. Posted by: eleven at February 07, 2016 09:36 PM (qUNWi) 1172 So I was watching "The Last Witchhunter" instead of this. ....... Watched that this afternoon instead of pre hype game. Posted by: tbodie at February 07, 2016 09:37 PM (jqZ8a) 1173 Do razors fuck when we're not in the bathroom? Posted by: derit at February 07, 2016 09:37 PM (OC+TJ) 1174 >>he's a very good passer. but he's not great. he may end up much improved and with all sorts of passing records, but he's not that yet. He was nearly a unanimous pick for league MVP this year. That's pretty friggin great. Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2016 09:37 PM (/tuJf) 1175 It's not too early to retire, Peyton... Posted by: t-bird at February 07, 2016 09:37 PM (n22zQ) 1176 Posted by: Lea at February 07, 2016 09:26 PM (vmMMi) No doubt. Guess I'll have to research some action clips. Posted by: washrivergal at February 07, 2016 09:38 PM (CFc5L) 1177 Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 07, 2016 09:35 PM (WTSFk) No one has been denying he's had a great season. But, people always doubt running quarterbacks because they get hurt and lose their edge. Plus, Cam has the Farve problem in that he throws at one speed. People are ticked about his racism comments. Posted by: WOPR at February 07, 2016 09:38 PM (LTDSy) 1178 Formula 1 starts next month, can't wait Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 09:38 PM (HWcaz) 1179 Imagine what Newton will be like when Kelvin Benjamin is in the game. Ted Ginn, Jr. SUX! Posted by: CozMark at February 07, 2016 09:38 PM (CbGSW) 1180 I take no more responsibility for my typing. Posted by: Oschisms, on beer 7 at February 07, 2016 09:38 PM (ZsN9X) 1181 When the panthers have the ball, wioioooooooooooo takes a break Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 09:38 PM (zOTsN) 1182 "the point of this game is to beat yourself" Pretty sure most of the morons know that game Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 07, 2016 09:38 PM (6FqZa) 1183 Big question: How did this help Coldplay, Beyonce and Bruno Mars? Posted by: shibumi, RIP USA at February 07, 2016 09:39 PM (osB7c) 1184 MVP Denver's field goal guy. Posted by: google gravy at February 07, 2016 09:39 PM (3MNCs) 1185 18 yards to $1,200 smakeronios Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 09:39 PM (DUoqb) 1186 It's not over but Panthers need 1 score now Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 09:39 PM (HWcaz) 1187 The Masters is in April. Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2016 09:39 PM (NGd+i) 1188 I hear a female wooooo for the Panthers! Posted by: derit at February 07, 2016 09:39 PM (OC+TJ) 1189 newton deserves mvp, but not on the strength of his passing alone. take away his run game and he's not that great as a passer. Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 07, 2016 09:40 PM (WTSFk) 1190 Off dirty Amy Schumer sock. Posted by: Farmer at February 07, 2016 09:40 PM (o/90i) 1191 1173 Carolina still in it. Posted by: eleven at February 07, 2016 09:36 PM (qUNWi) I'd say "plenty of time left" with other teams but the defenses have been winning it. Posted by: joncelli Manning at February 07, 2016 09:40 PM (1FhAQ) 1192 Thanks, Lea! Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2016 09:40 PM (NOIQH) 1193 How quickly they forget. Posted by: Zombie Steve McNair at February 07, 2016 09:40 PM (JO9+V) 1194 "the point of this game is to beat yourself" Pretty sure most of the morons know that game - Yeah but I don't play it while watching a bunch of sweaty guys. Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 07, 2016 09:41 PM (Nwg0u) 1195 Pitchers and Catchers Report in 10 or 11 days, depending on team. Posted by: Fox2! at February 07, 2016 09:41 PM (brIR5) 1196 We're still here, guys. Guys? Posted by: NHL at February 07, 2016 09:41 PM (7qAYi) 1197 Refs are MVPs Posted by: The Dude at February 07, 2016 09:41 PM (8aOqE) 1198 Ginn Jr does suck but that should have been a penalty. Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2016 09:42 PM (NGd+i) 1199 the blind side is apparently deaf. 2 false starts Posted by: harley1911 at February 07, 2016 09:42 PM (SHCNy) 1200 hehe, the upright beckons Posted by: derit at February 07, 2016 09:42 PM (OC+TJ) 1201 http://youtu.be/UR79FRIldSg Posted by: Lea at February 07, 2016 09:36 PM (vmMMi) Okay. Watched clip. Changed my mind. Posted by: washrivergal at February 07, 2016 09:42 PM (CFc5L) 1202 Beyonce poll numbers will go up Cold play will loose 2 places to third Bruno will come in third but pundits will claim he's in second Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 09:42 PM (HWcaz) 1203 What? Five minutes of play left, and should take an hour or so? Posted by: Willis Castlightly at February 07, 2016 09:42 PM (O2/IV) 1204 We're still here too! Sort of.... Posted by: the houston rockets at February 07, 2016 09:42 PM (6FqZa) 1205 1180 Formula 1 starts next month, can't wait Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 09:38 PM (HWcaz) ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ I went to the 1st Circuit of the Americas race. Seats on Turn 12, where Lewis Hamilton overtook Sebastian Vettel and went on to win the race. My first F1 race. This year, I will be there again. Blows NASCAR away. Posted by: CozMark at February 07, 2016 09:42 PM (CbGSW) 1206 That kick put a little pucker in some Carolina buttholes. Posted by: eleven at February 07, 2016 09:42 PM (qUNWi) 1207 Carolina FG 10-16 Denver Posted by: Fox2! at February 07, 2016 09:42 PM (brIR5) 1208 1185 Big question: How did this help Coldplay, Beyonce and Bruno Mars? Posted by: shibumi, RIP USA at February 07, 2016 09:39 PM (osB7c) Enriched them massively. Posted by: joncelli Manning at February 07, 2016 09:43 PM (1FhAQ) 1209 1198 We're still here, guys. Guys? Posted by: NHL RACISTS!! Posted by: NBA at February 07, 2016 09:43 PM (NGd+i) 1210 Well that kick pretty much took me out of the running for any ,money Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 09:43 PM (DUoqb) 1211 The Masters is in April. Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2016 09:39 PM (NGd+i) I slightly take back my comment about no TV 'til September. I usually watch the final round. Posted by: Blano at February 07, 2016 09:43 PM (heN73) 1212 Walken almost had something there Posted by: derit at February 07, 2016 09:44 PM (OC+TJ) 1213 And Christopher Walken wins. Posted by: joncelli Manning at February 07, 2016 09:44 PM (1FhAQ) 1214 Is there any way to watch this online? I don't have TV. Posted by: rickl at February 07, 2016 09:44 PM (sdi6R) 1215 SB commercials suck. That is all Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 07, 2016 09:44 PM (voOPb) 1216 I... just really love... to... sockpuppet. Posted by: Christopher Walken at February 07, 2016 09:44 PM (H9MG5) 1217 Ted Ginn should be replaced by Ted McGinley. Posted by: Josephistan at February 07, 2016 09:44 PM (7qAYi) 1218 Enriched them massively. Posted by: joncelli Manning at February 07, 2016 09:43 PM (1FhAQ) NFL pays them.....nothing. Posted by: WOPR at February 07, 2016 09:44 PM (LTDSy) 1219 Walken almost had something there It needed more cowbell. Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 09:44 PM (rwI+c) 1220 (conversely, there are qb's who are great passers but not great winning qb's.) Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 07, 2016 09:44 PM (WTSFk) 1221 Christopher Walken is always a welcome sight even in a lame commercial. Posted by: alTuna bin Noodles at February 07, 2016 09:45 PM (JSovD) 1222 Is there any way to watch this online? I don't have TV. Posted by: rickl at February 07, 2016 09:44 PM (sdi6R) www.cbssports.com Posted by: Blano at February 07, 2016 09:45 PM (heN73) 1223 1216 cbssports.com Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 07, 2016 09:46 PM (iHjB5) 1224 It's a one score game now. It's all down to who wants it more. Stay tuned for an exciting finish! Posted by: Count de Monet at February 07, 2016 09:46 PM (JO9+V) 1225 Commercials for Prius and Optima's? What the hell happened to man vehicles? Posted by: RGallegos at February 07, 2016 09:46 PM (49Jfq) 1226 Damn, guess I'm gonna have to start watching Vikings if rollo is half nekkid Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 07, 2016 09:46 PM (/sw24) 1227 1216 Is there any way to watch this online? I don't have TV. Posted by: rickl at February 07, 2016 09:44 PM (sdi6R) cricfree... http://tinyurl.com/jecefbw Posted by: davidt at February 07, 2016 09:47 PM (8aOqE) 1228 1220 Enriched them massively. Posted by: joncelli Manning at February 07, 2016 09:43 PM (1FhAQ) NFL pays them.....nothing. Posted by: WOPR at February 07, 2016 09:44 PM (LTDSy) 15 minutes of free advertising in the most-watched show of the year so far. So: enriched them massively. Posted by: joncelli Manning at February 07, 2016 09:47 PM (1FhAQ) 1229 Peyton needs to put together one drive. One drive like he used to be able to do. Posted by: WOPR at February 07, 2016 09:47 PM (LTDSy) 1230 I'm very disappointed in this massively entertaining defensive matchup. Posted by: The NFL's dumb ass idea of "Entertainment!" at February 07, 2016 09:47 PM (ZsN9X) 1231 What the hell happened to man vehicles? Posted by: RGallegos at February 07, 2016 09:46 PM (49Jfq) Bah Bah Bah Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 09:47 PM (DUoqb) 1232 My dog is getting annoyed at the Wooooooooooo guy Posted by: Josephistan at February 07, 2016 09:47 PM (7qAYi) 1233 1227: They are going for the Pajama Boy demographic? Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2016 09:47 PM (NGd+i) 1234 15 minutes of free advertising in the most-watched show of the year so far. So: enriched them massively. Posted by: joncelli Manning at February 07, 2016 09:47 PM (1FhAQ) After that fiasco, I doubt it. It didn't win any new fans. Posted by: WOPR at February 07, 2016 09:48 PM (LTDSy) 1235 Still lots of time for more scores by either team Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 09:48 PM (HWcaz) 1236 Pfffft. Rollo is like Pajama Boy. Posted by: Athelstan at February 07, 2016 09:48 PM (H9MG5) 1237 Omaha Steaks must be desperate to sign Manning as a sponsor. Posted by: Josephistan at February 07, 2016 09:48 PM (7qAYi) 1238 Ugh. I know how this will end. Posted by: L, Elle at February 07, 2016 09:48 PM (2x3L+) 1239 Spokesman, not sponsor Posted by: Josephistan at February 07, 2016 09:48 PM (7qAYi) 1240 >>Commercials for Prius and Optima's? What the hell happened to man vehicles? Can they top this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WKgSCPqY4M Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2016 09:48 PM (NOIQH) 1241 Cool mouthguard on that Carolina player. Don't say that often. Posted by: Blano at February 07, 2016 09:49 PM (heN73) 1242 Remember the f-150 carrying the chevy to the top of a mountain of cinder blocks? Real he-man truck commercials back in the day/ Posted by: Count de Monet at February 07, 2016 09:49 PM (JO9+V) 1243 Hold down ctrl and hit + a couple of times. Posted by: Tami at February 07, 2016 09:30 PM TY Miss Tami. T Posted by: Farmer at February 07, 2016 09:49 PM (o/90i) 1244 1232 I'm very disappointed in this massively entertaining defensive matchup. Posted by: The NFL's dumb ass idea of "Entertainment!" at February 07, 2016 09:47 PM (ZsN9X) ^^^ "My daughter! My ducats! My daughter! My ducats!" Posted by: Roger Goodell at February 07, 2016 09:49 PM (ZsN9X) 1245 1239 Omaha Steaks must be desperate to sign Manning as a sponsor. Posted by: Josephistan at February 07, 2016 09:48 PM (7qAYi) ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ At this point in his career Peyton is endorsing anything. Sorta like Krusty. Posted by: CozMark at February 07, 2016 09:49 PM (CbGSW) 1246 Christopher Walken is always a welcome sight even in a lame commercial. - The Willem Dafoe/Marilyn Monroe commercial was pretty good too. Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 07, 2016 09:49 PM (Nwg0u) 1247 I'm very disappointed in this massively entertaining defensive matchup. Posted by: The NFL's dumb ass idea of "Entertainment!" Better change the rules again. How about six downs and interceptions are simply incomplete passes? Posted by: t-bird at February 07, 2016 09:50 PM (n22zQ) 1248 thanks for cbssports.com 'rons. they must have awesome bandwidth Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 07, 2016 09:50 PM (6FqZa) 1249 Oher just got away with another false start. Posted by: Blano at February 07, 2016 09:50 PM (heN73) 1250 I have espn.com up you don't see it but can follow play by play Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 09:50 PM (HWcaz) 1251 Commercials for Prius and Optima's? What the hell happened to man vehicles? Posted by: RGallegos at February 07, 2016 09:46 PM (49Jfq) Tell me about it. The last time someone did a "fuck you, environmentalists" commercial was.......Audi. 6 years ago. Audi. facepalm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ml54UuAoLSo Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 07, 2016 09:50 PM (o98Jz) 1252 Never seen so many flags. Posted by: joncelli Manning at February 07, 2016 09:51 PM (1FhAQ) 1253 Rubio should have said, "Hell no women shouldn't register for the draft; in fact they have no business in the military...OK maybe in some support capacity, but nothing with weapons." How hard is that. Posted by: google gravy at February 07, 2016 09:51 PM (3MNCs) 1254 >>At this point in his career Peyton is endorsing anything. Sorta like Krusty. IIRC, Peyton made the most $$$ this year of any football player ~ $220 million. Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2016 09:51 PM (NOIQH) 1255 Never seen so many flags. Posted by: joncelli Manning at February 07, 2016 09:51 PM (1FhAQ) Never been to Millington for a Promotion Board ha? Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 09:51 PM (DUoqb) 1256 heh, FINALLY the thing I was waiting for: my friend's son was in the Kia commercial with Christopher Walken. It was supposed to be on in the third quarter. Posted by: stace at February 07, 2016 09:51 PM (CoX6k) 1257 Next year we're gonna make a commercial with an F-150 carrying Amy Schumer up a mountain of Seth Rogan. Posted by: Ford at February 07, 2016 09:51 PM (H9MG5) 1258 Oher needs Sandra Bullock in there to smack him on the helmet. Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 07, 2016 09:51 PM (J+n2j) 1259 Did Waldo get a sex change? He's pretty hot. Posted by: freaked at February 07, 2016 09:52 PM (BO/km) 1260 Ugh. I know how this will end. Shhh! We just got the script from the network, but haven't given it to the refs yet. Posted by: The NFL at February 07, 2016 09:52 PM (n22zQ) 1261 Newton's lucky that MVP was given out last night. Posted by: tu3031 at February 07, 2016 09:52 PM (EDYaR) 1262 IIRC, Peyton made the most $$$ this year of any football player ~ $220 million A forehead wide is on your side Posted by: derit at February 07, 2016 09:53 PM (OC+TJ) 1263 @1261 ...you mean the Waldo Vikings cheerleader? She haunts my soul.... Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 07, 2016 09:53 PM (J+n2j) 1264 Oh fuck the bud lecturing commercial...fuck you Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 09:53 PM (DUoqb) 1265 lots of 3 & out burgers bein' served Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 07, 2016 09:53 PM (6FqZa) 1266 Oh fuck the bud lecturing commercial...fuck you Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 09:53 PM (DUoqb) Ditto Posted by: washrivergal at February 07, 2016 09:54 PM (CFc5L) 1267 Helen Mirren doing an anti-DUI (or Drink Driving, as they say in Blighty) ad. Posted by: Fox2! at February 07, 2016 09:54 PM (brIR5) 1268 Woot. Helen Mirren FTW. Posted by: rickl at February 07, 2016 09:54 PM (sdi6R) 1269 Helen Mirren was cute. Posted by: alTuna bin Noodles at February 07, 2016 09:54 PM (JSovD) 1270 Hellen Mirren is great, but are Super Bowl commercials some sort of elderly actor employment program? Posted by: joncelli Manning at February 07, 2016 09:54 PM (1FhAQ) 1271 Shouldn't the not driving drunk commercial been done in Spanish? Posted by: WOPR at February 07, 2016 09:55 PM (LTDSy) 1272 you mean the Waldo Vikings cheerleader? She haunts my soul.... Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 07, 2016 09:53 PM (J+n2j) Some women I'd die for, some women I'd kill for. For her, I'd do both. With a smile. Posted by: Blano at February 07, 2016 09:55 PM (heN73) 1273 Love the lady pics!! I want them all!! Particularly the Bronco babe with the short and sassy cut and the wet Panther girls. As for the cutie in the Where's Waldo outfit I have something she can find..... Posted by: The Man from Athens at February 07, 2016 09:55 PM (lQqij) 1274 you mean the Waldo Vikings cheerleader? Yea. Wasn't hard to find at all. Posted by: freaked at February 07, 2016 09:55 PM (BO/km) 1275 First 20 times I watched Survivor religiously, haven't seen more than a episode in last 3 Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 09:55 PM (HWcaz) 1276 Bud is Netherlands-owned now. Like Dutch Boy paints. Posted by: Count de Monet at February 07, 2016 09:55 PM (JO9+V) 1277 1300? Posted by: DC in River City at February 07, 2016 09:56 PM (e+1S5) 1278 Is that the Bud ad for this year? yuck. And I don't drink.* No, I am not a Pioneer. Posted by: Fox2! at February 07, 2016 09:56 PM (brIR5) 1279 The Willem Dafoe/Marilyn Monroe commercial was pretty good too. Posted by: The Great White Snark **** I didn't like seeing him in drag in Boondock Saints. Time has only strengthened my opinion. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 07, 2016 09:56 PM (hVdx9) 1280 Hey everybody I'm back. So was the nation able to withstand the massive suckitude that was the SB50 Halftime Show?? Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 09:56 PM (ntObR) 1281 Helen Mirren is Netherlands-owned too. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 07, 2016 09:57 PM (sl+zA) 1282 1272 Hellen Mirren is great, but are Super Bowl commercials some sort of elderly actor employment program? --- Look hater, old foreign women, english quasi gay bands, fat women of color and sort of maybe mexican drummers need employment too you know! Posted by: Equal Employment Opportunity Commussion at February 07, 2016 09:57 PM (osB7c) 1283 a prevent offense when only up 6? Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 09:57 PM (DUoqb) 1284 Anthony Hopkins for TurboTax and Helen Mirren against DUI sponsored by Budweiser. $10 Million. Posted by: CozMark at February 07, 2016 09:57 PM (CbGSW) 1285 Manning's done. He's leaving it up to his defense. Posted by: tu3031 at February 07, 2016 09:57 PM (EDYaR) 1286 It's a bit early to be killing the clock. Posted by: joncelli Manning at February 07, 2016 09:57 PM (1FhAQ) 1287 Meh, I'm turning to Downton Abbey. It'll be hard to top last week's volcano of gastric blood.... Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 07, 2016 09:57 PM (J+n2j) 1288 Wtf? Denver looks like they're trying to lose at this point Posted by: L, Elle at February 07, 2016 09:57 PM (2x3L+) 1289 I need a 4 point score for Carolina? Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 09:57 PM (DUoqb) 1290 1272 Hellen Mirren is great, but are Super Bowl commercials some sort of elderly actor employment program? Posted by: joncelli Manning at February 07, 2016 09:54 PM (1FhAQ) ^^^ I hope you have your taxes in order. Posted by: The American Elderly Actor Employment Program that Employs Foreigners at February 07, 2016 09:58 PM (ZsN9X) 1291 Skip, you know that one of the producers of Survivor was convicted last year in Mexico for murder, right? Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 09:58 PM (ntObR) 1292 I figured it for a defensive game but I didn't know it would be this low scoring. Posted by: eleven at February 07, 2016 09:58 PM (qUNWi) 1293 1271 Helen Mirren was cute. Posted by: alTuna bin Noodles at February 07, 2016 09:54 PM (JSovD) Maybe 30 years ago. Wasn't she one of the "real" actors who got roped into "Caligula?" Posted by: Fox2! at February 07, 2016 09:58 PM (brIR5) 1294 So Mirrin says she's an outspoken British lady - as if it's some daringly unpopular stance to come out against drunk driving. oh you are so brave, dear. Best commercial - the Marilyn Monroe one. Posted by: Donna &&&&V. (Brandishing ampersands) at February 07, 2016 09:58 PM (P8951) 1295 I think I'll go trade my small truck in for a full sized one. Sheesh. Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2016 09:58 PM (5tT9a) 1296 Budweiser being against DUIs is like Virgin Atlantic being against vacations. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 07, 2016 09:58 PM (sl+zA) 1297 1287 Manning's done. He's leaving it up to his defense. Posted by: derit at February 07, 2016 09:58 PM (OC+TJ) 1298 qdsteve- scroll up till around 9pm for halftime comments Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 09:59 PM (HWcaz) 1299 DC!!!! So how are the abs shaping up compared to Ryan Reynolds & Rollo? Enquiring 'ette minds yada yada yada Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 07, 2016 09:59 PM (/sw24) 1300 Skip, saw 'em. Everyone seems to have recovered somewhat... ;-) Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 09:59 PM (ntObR) 1301 I need a 4 point score for Carolina? Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 09:57 PM (DUoqb) So, field goal and the extra point, Posted by: tbodie at February 07, 2016 09:59 PM (jqZ8a) 1302 The Steelers did this when they beat Dallas way back in the 70s. Bradshaw was knocked out of the game and they relied on defense. The Steelers won. Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2016 09:59 PM (NGd+i) 1303 And I think I just saw hillary sing Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 10:00 PM (DUoqb) 1304 That ought to do it. Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 10:00 PM (rwI+c) 1305 Denver TD on a fumble! Posted by: Fox2! at February 07, 2016 10:00 PM (brIR5) 1306 Von Miller's your MVP. Posted by: tu3031 at February 07, 2016 10:00 PM (EDYaR) 1307 Finally!!! Von Miller for MVP Posted by: L, Elle at February 07, 2016 10:00 PM (2x3L+) 1308 1138 "And Peyton Manning has been in these situations before in the playoffs. His Job: Take care of the football." He will hug it, and pet it, and he will call it George. Posted by: richard mcenroe at February 07, 2016 10:00 PM (Kucy5) 1309 Now Peyton can tie his brother and retire. Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 10:00 PM (rwI+c) 1310 Geez, you suck Newton. Posted by: Trent Dilfer, who has a Super Bowl ring at February 07, 2016 10:00 PM (H9MG5) 1311 Thanks, Cam! Love xoxox, Denver Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 07, 2016 10:00 PM (6FqZa) 1312 Like I said. MVP Von Miller. Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2016 10:00 PM (zt+N6) 1313 1295: The really disturbing thing for me was Peter O'Toole in Caligula. Posted by: Donna &&&&V. (Brandishing ampersands) at February 07, 2016 10:00 PM (P8951) 1314 Holy shit! Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2016 10:00 PM (vsbNu) 1315 Holy smoke. Posted by: Tuna at February 07, 2016 10:01 PM (JSovD) 1316 So the story is #2 draft pick defeats #1. Posted by: google gravy at February 07, 2016 10:01 PM (3MNCs) 1317 Denver D does it again! Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 07, 2016 10:01 PM (ODxAs) 1318 OK I still have a chance with a Denver TD and a 2 point extra point and then a Charlotte Field goal? Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 10:01 PM (DUoqb) 1319 Wow, Simms really dissed Newton.. Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 07, 2016 10:01 PM (J+n2j) 1320 Wow.... Cam Newton totally pussed out going for the loose ball. He'll never live that down. Posted by: eleven at February 07, 2016 10:01 PM (qUNWi) 1321 Wrong! Stripped from the QB, but not a TD. Posted by: Fox2! at February 07, 2016 10:01 PM (brIR5) 1322 Cam, Cam, Cam, http://tinyurl.com/345gcxs Posted by: davidt at February 07, 2016 10:01 PM (8aOqE) 1323 Yeah, Newton bagged it on that fumble. I'm really surprised by that. Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 10:01 PM (rwI+c) 1324 Budweiser being against DUIs is like Virgin Atlantic being against vacations. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 07, 2016 09:58 PM (sl+zA) They're probably just being proactive; in a litigious world where people want to sue gun manufacturers for murders, it makes sense that the booze industry is next. Posted by: Country Singer at February 07, 2016 10:01 PM (GUBah) 1325 Saw something on the Survivor murder but didn't pay attention, can't say why I dropped it, was a couple of winners I hated but that happens once in a while. Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 10:02 PM (HWcaz) 1326 Not that it matters, but these refs suck Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 10:03 PM (DUoqb) 1327 Interference. Posted by: joncelli Manning at February 07, 2016 10:03 PM (1FhAQ) 1328 How the hell was I to know these over-.500 teams were so aggressive? Posted by: Cam at February 07, 2016 10:03 PM (n22zQ) 1329 >>>So how are the abs shaping up compared to Ryan Reynolds & Rollo? Enquiring 'ette minds yada yada yada Bebe! Fair to middling. Still can't do shit with my left arm, so it's all right side work, plus legs and abs. I'm lopsided. I haven't measured, but I would bet there's a three inch difference in arm size. And I'm only 1/3 through the recovery. Atrophy, it is a bitch. Posted by: DC in River City at February 07, 2016 10:03 PM (e+1S5) 1330 oh my gawd, this terrible game is going to go on and on Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 10:03 PM (uZNvH) 1331 1315: Nope, Malcolm McDowell. Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2016 10:03 PM (NGd+i) 1332 Dumbasses of Carolina holding and get to kill the clock more. Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2016 10:03 PM (zt+N6) 1333 And it's hard to say Just how some things never change And it's hard to find Any strength to draw the line I'm just burning doin' the Newton dance Posted by: derit at February 07, 2016 10:03 PM (OC+TJ) 1334 First down Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 07, 2016 10:03 PM (6FqZa) 1335 TD 11-22 Den Posted by: Fox2! at February 07, 2016 10:04 PM (brIR5) 1336 YES!!!!! Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2016 10:04 PM (NOIQH) 1337 And that'll be the game. Posted by: joncelli Manning at February 07, 2016 10:04 PM (1FhAQ) 1338 Wade Phillips should get MVP Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 10:04 PM (zOTsN) 1339 Finally, Denver TD. Posted by: L, Elle at February 07, 2016 10:04 PM (2x3L+) 1340 Game. Posted by: Donna &&&&V. (Brandishing ampersands) at February 07, 2016 10:04 PM (P8951) 1341 chemjeff, surprised the NFL hasn't gotten pressure from the networks to turn the SB into a 'best of 5' competition a la the World Series. Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 10:04 PM (ntObR) 1342 Anderson reminds me a bit of Walter Payton. Posted by: Tami at February 07, 2016 10:05 PM (v0/PR) 1343 or is that best of 7? Oh yeah, best of 7. :-) Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 10:05 PM (ntObR) 1344 I'll just say what a bunch of others are probably thinking right now. HAHAHAHA! Suck it Nip Sip. Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2016 10:05 PM (zt+N6) 1345 After play review Posted by: Fox2! at February 07, 2016 10:05 PM (brIR5) 1346 Hey, I'm wanting to do my show! Posted by: Coldbert at February 07, 2016 10:05 PM (FkBIv) 1347 Hey, we could get SEVEN halftime shows instead of one!! Wouldn't that be just peachy?!?!?!?!? ;-P Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 10:05 PM (ntObR) 1348 Ball game Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2016 10:05 PM (vsbNu) 1349 So how many minutes of commercials were they able to squeeze into the last five minutes of play? Posted by: Willis Castlightly at February 07, 2016 10:05 PM (O2/IV) 1350 YES!!!! Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 07, 2016 10:05 PM (0O7c5) 1351 Well, all the commentators better start prepping their kneepads for the Manning love fest 3 minutes away. Posted by: SMOD, take me away at February 07, 2016 10:05 PM (H9MG5) 1352 TD is good! 22-10 Posted by: Fox2! at February 07, 2016 10:06 PM (brIR5) 1353 Nice way for Peyton to go out Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 10:06 PM (zOTsN) 1354 1331I haven't measured, but I would bet there's a three inch difference in arm size. And I'm only 1/3 through the recovery. Atrophy, it is a bitch. Posted by: DC in River City at February 07, 2016 10:03 PM (e+1S5) Arrgghhhh. Maybe time to not pushbitcso hard. Not worth having to have surgery & rehab. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 07, 2016 10:06 PM (/sw24) 1355 It's racism you cracker bastards! Posted by: Cam at February 07, 2016 10:06 PM (1LhSy) 1356 Newton loses, sports media hardest hit. Posted by: davidt at February 07, 2016 10:06 PM (8aOqE) 1357 welllll... like i said.... they say.... defense wins champeenships. Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 07, 2016 10:06 PM (WTSFk) 1358 Congrats to Broncos fans. oh noes! The old white guy somehow beat the young black guy. Peyton didn't check his privilege. Posted by: Donna &&&&V. (Brandishing ampersands) at February 07, 2016 10:06 PM (P8951) 1359 Last 5 football minutes = at least 25 real life minutes Posted by: Vive Le Che! at February 07, 2016 10:06 PM (L7nbe) 1360 As Dandy Don used to sing: https://youtu.be/CtGxusvUT3k Posted by: RGallegos at February 07, 2016 10:07 PM (49Jfq) 1361 Well, this will be an unsatisfying win bc Peyton didn't win this game. Posted by: L, Elle at February 07, 2016 10:07 PM (2x3L+) 1362 3 minutes and needing 2 touchdowns, I'm calling it. As I say I get up at 4am Good night horde Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2016 10:07 PM (HWcaz) 1363 2 point is GOOD! 10-24 Den Posted by: Fox2! at February 07, 2016 10:07 PM (brIR5) 1364 So how many minutes of commercials were they able to squeeze into the last five minutes of play? 'were'? There's still three interminable minutes left! Posted by: t-bird at February 07, 2016 10:07 PM (mxCgt) 1365 Peyton will not have MVP. It will go to Von Miller. Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2016 10:07 PM (vsbNu) 1366 that TD was so racist Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 10:07 PM (uZNvH) 1367 Well a Carolina field goal and I'm golden? LMAO Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 10:07 PM (DUoqb) 1368 good job on the 2ptconv Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 07, 2016 10:07 PM (6FqZa) 1369 Absolutely Von Miller for MVP. Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2016 10:07 PM (5tT9a) 1370 Nice way for Peyton to go out Carried aloft on a litter borne by his D and kicker Posted by: derit at February 07, 2016 10:07 PM (OC+TJ) 1371 Penalties killed Carolina. So much for my dream of Peyton resigning in failure and disgrace. Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at February 07, 2016 10:07 PM (m9V0o) 1372 Congrats Denver. I was really not expecting this. I wasn't rooting for anybody but I expected Carolina to win. Can't wait for the "EVERYTHING IS RACIST" crowd to weigh in. There tears will be tasty. Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2016 10:07 PM (NGd+i) 1373 So by our count, Carolina wins in a squeaker. Posted by: Iowa Democratic Party at February 07, 2016 10:07 PM (J+n2j) 1374 oh, and fuck John Elway. Posted by: SMOD, take me away at February 07, 2016 10:08 PM (H9MG5) 1375 The old white guy who won this game was wade Phillips Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 10:08 PM (zOTsN) 1376 Eli Manning seems decidedly nonplussed Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 10:08 PM (uZNvH) 1377 So the winner of SB50 is... Hillary Clinton. Hey wait, what?? Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 10:08 PM (ntObR) 1378 Well a Carolina field goal and I'm golden? Out of luck there. It's TD and onside kick or bust. Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 10:08 PM (rwI+c) 1379 Now THAT'S a celebration! Posted by: Zombie Billy White Shoes at February 07, 2016 10:08 PM (8aOqE) 1380 Eli's thinking,"Hell, the only thing I had over big brother was I had two and he only had one". Posted by: google gravy at February 07, 2016 10:09 PM (3MNCs) 1381 Fucking A. Denver is going to win this. Posted by: rickl at February 07, 2016 10:09 PM (sdi6R) 1382 Eli looks drunk or stoned Posted by: L, Elle at February 07, 2016 10:09 PM (2x3L+) 1383 These graphics they are doing are killing me. Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 07, 2016 10:09 PM (iHjB5) 1384 Well sheeiiit. Wish I had put some $$$ on Denver. Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 10:09 PM (ntObR) 1385 We are watching Walking Dead. season 2. Missed a few, I think it's more entertaining than some overpaid, overdrugged assholes prancing around on some idiotic overpromoted BS sports event. To each his own. Posted by: Farmer at February 07, 2016 10:09 PM (o/90i) 1386 1369 Well a Carolina field goal and I'm golden? LMAO Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 10:07 PM (DUoqb) What if the Broncos get a safety? Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2016 10:10 PM (zt+N6) 1387 There tears will be tasty. The riots and arson will dry our tears! Posted by: #BLM at February 07, 2016 10:10 PM (mxCgt) 1388 Can we flip a coin? Posted by: Cam at February 07, 2016 10:10 PM (1LhSy) 1389 Can sacked again. Posted by: L, Elle at February 07, 2016 10:10 PM (2x3L+) 1390 Well a Carolina field goal and I'm golden? Out of luck there. It's TD and onside kick or bust. Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 10:08 PM (rwI+c) I know that was a joke and a prayer Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 10:10 PM (DUoqb) 1391 Eli isn't retiring. He may get another shot. Kubiak and Phillips were at Houston together. Glad they won, good for Phillips Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 10:10 PM (zOTsN) 1392 Finish him! Sweep the leg! Posted by: That Guy From Karate Kid at February 07, 2016 10:10 PM (ZsN9X) 1393 hey, it almost was a safety. Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 10:10 PM (rwI+c) 1394 Down goes Cam. Posted by: Tuna at February 07, 2016 10:10 PM (JSovD) 1395 1378 Eli Manning seems decidedly nonplussed Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 10:08 PM (uZNvH) His bet with Peyton would pay my mortgage for a year. Posted by: joncelli Manning at February 07, 2016 10:11 PM (1FhAQ) 1396 cam newton's given up Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 07, 2016 10:11 PM (6FqZa) 1397 woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Posted by: harley1911 at February 07, 2016 10:11 PM (SHCNy) 1398 Racist white guy hits black sports hero Posted by: Proggie Sports Network at February 07, 2016 10:11 PM (uZNvH) 1399 Newton's Superman cape is kinda stale. Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2016 10:11 PM (vsbNu) 1400 Okay, feel bad for Cam Posted by: L, Elle at February 07, 2016 10:11 PM (2x3L+) 1401 Cam Newton The Panthers: Champions! Posted by: Reuters at February 07, 2016 10:11 PM (3+gpu) 1402 No Dap for you Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2016 10:12 PM (zt+N6) 1403 Fig Newton not such a Superman tonight. Whoohoo! Broncos! Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 07, 2016 10:12 PM (ODxAs) 1404 oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Posted by: harley1911 at February 07, 2016 10:12 PM (SHCNy) 1405 Cam throwing a tantrum has made my night. Posted by: WOPR at February 07, 2016 10:12 PM (LTDSy) 1406 Posted by: Newton took a beating this game. at February 07, 2016 10:12 PM (8aOqE) 1407 You need to give the MVP to the entire Denver defense. Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 10:12 PM (rwI+c) 1408 So Coach Fox.... How about them Bears? Posted by: Navycopjoe at February 07, 2016 10:12 PM (B6xkC) 1409 Looks the JEF's Midas shit touch is working its magic.... I wonder if CBS will say he picked Denver. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 07, 2016 10:12 PM (VcKnO) 1410 Woo Woo Ka-choo! I am the walrus! Posted by: Peyton Manning at February 07, 2016 10:12 PM (JO9+V) 1411 I'm the only one without a ring. Posted by: Chelsea Manning at February 07, 2016 10:12 PM (J+n2j) 1412 I'm going to go in the backyard and eat worms. Posted by: Cam at February 07, 2016 10:12 PM (1LhSy) 1413 ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Posted by: harley1911 at February 07, 2016 10:12 PM (SHCNy) 1414 I hate this water commercial. The sewers needs that "wasted" flow. Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 10:13 PM (rwI+c) 1415 Anyone else getting tired of the scolding commercials? Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 07, 2016 10:13 PM (iHjB5) 1416 Oh get bent with the guilt trips NFL Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 07, 2016 10:13 PM (6FqZa) 1417 Looks like Cam is playing like Pam Posted by: Dreddbolt at February 07, 2016 10:13 PM (+4V5u) 1418 I'm the only one without a ring. Posted by: Chelsea Manning ponders confused! Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at February 07, 2016 10:13 PM (mxCgt) 1419 Wade Phillips definitely is mvp. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 07, 2016 10:14 PM (ODxAs) 1420 Really Colgate? Really? Posted by: Tuna at February 07, 2016 10:14 PM (JSovD) 1421 312 year old white boys will soothe my grief. Posted by: Cam at February 07, 2016 10:14 PM (1LhSy) 1422 1394 Finish him! Sweep the leg! Posted by: That Guy From Karate Kid at February 07, 2016 10:10 PM (ZsN9X) ha Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 07, 2016 10:14 PM (0O7c5) 1423 Racist White Privilege Sports Team Defeats Black MVP Posted by: Proggie Sports Network at February 07, 2016 10:14 PM (uZNvH) 1424 The Mannings have another brother. He is a banker I think Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 10:14 PM (zOTsN) 1425 We are the social justice toothpaste! Posted by: Colgate at February 07, 2016 10:14 PM (Dwehj) 1426 >>>feel bad for Cam Posted by: L, Elle at February 07, 2016 10:11 PM (2x3L+) He's still young. I'm sure this is disappointing. Maybe he'll learn from it. Posted by: Lea at February 07, 2016 10:14 PM (vmMMi) 1427 Somebody give Joe Namath a microphone. I wanna hear him drunkenly hit on a trannie Posted by: derit at February 07, 2016 10:15 PM (OC+TJ) 1428 this was not the script...... Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 07, 2016 10:15 PM (0O7c5) 1429 1426 The Mannings have another brother. He is a banker I think Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 10:14 PM (zOTsN) Cooper. Oldest brother. He was a receiver. Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2016 10:15 PM (zt+N6) 1430 Gleem never lectures me. Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 10:15 PM (rwI+c) 1431 If I use less water to brush my teeth will it really create more water in Africa? I thinks not Posted by: Grumpy at February 07, 2016 10:15 PM (uk240) 1432 >>The Mannings have another brother. He is a banker I think Like Neil Bush. Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2016 10:15 PM (NOIQH) 1433 #1426 Has Ted Cruz taken out an attackable loan from him? Then who cares? Posted by: richard mcenroe at February 07, 2016 10:15 PM (Kucy5) 1434 Athletic events are not contests between good and evil, but for tonight, at least, it's a win for truth, justice, and the old humble American way. Sorry Cam, a little dab won't do ya. Posted by: Satisfied customer at February 07, 2016 10:15 PM (J3UIw) 1435 It's racist for a white guy to win over a black guy. We're giving this to the Panthers. /what are you going to do white folks in Denver? Riot? Don't make us laugh! Posted by: Equal Employment Opportunity Commussion at February 07, 2016 10:15 PM (osB7c) 1436 we were told the panthers were going to crush the broncos.... Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 07, 2016 10:15 PM (0O7c5) 1437 Colgate's commercial was the equivalent of "Eat your peas; there are kids starving in China." Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at February 07, 2016 10:16 PM (FQKBL) 1438 Denver offensive line guys are all COPS! Always going after the black guy. Raaacist refs! BLM will demand the score be reversed. Posted by: blogforce one at February 07, 2016 10:16 PM (ggZyX) 1439 Is Manning the first QB to win SBs with 2 different teams? Posted by: Newton took a beating this game. at February 07, 2016 10:16 PM (8aOqE) 1440 Gleem never lectures me lol Posted by: eleven at February 07, 2016 10:16 PM (qUNWi) 1441 Here's hoping the game ends with an interception on Newton or another sack fumble. Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2016 10:16 PM (zt+N6) 1442 I feel better after this game, strangely. Posted by: Steve Rogers at February 07, 2016 10:16 PM (Kucy5) 1443 Wade Phillips was fired by Houston and couldn't get another job until Kubiak hired him last year. And he won this super bowl Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 10:16 PM (zOTsN) 1444 Is Ron Rivera the first Hispanic Head Coach of a Super Bowl team? Or are we just going to ignore that like The first Hispanic to win a primary? Posted by: CozMark at February 07, 2016 10:17 PM (CbGSW) 1445 Grumpy, maybe we should all move to huts in our yard without bathrooms because they don't have houses in Africa and other poor countries. It's like your mom telling you to clear your plate because there are starving children in Africa. Posted by: CaliGirl at February 07, 2016 10:17 PM (egOGm) 1446 >>>Not worth having to have surgery & rehab. No, I already had the surgery. I'm two months into the rehab, four more to go. It's frustrating, but I don't want to have to go through this bullshit again. Posted by: DC in River City at February 07, 2016 10:17 PM (e+1S5) 1447 Kicking myself. I wish I was willing to bet money on Denver on this game. Posted by: L, Elle at February 07, 2016 10:18 PM (2x3L+) 1448 Peyton expatiates his performance from two years ago.. Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2016 10:18 PM (vsbNu) 1449 Barb, you beat me to the punchline. Posted by: CaliGirl at February 07, 2016 10:18 PM (egOGm) 1450 or another sack fumble. Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2016 10:16 PM (zt+N6) You want Peyton to be in the receiving end of one last groin grope?! Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 07, 2016 10:18 PM (/sw24) 1451 Houston's just cursed. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 07, 2016 10:18 PM (6FqZa) 1452 OK. After looking up some Cam controversy, I have come to the conclusion that he is all hat and no cattle. He can scream rascism all day, but he didn't do squat tonight. Posted by: Trainer at February 07, 2016 10:18 PM (7EbAY) 1453 Here comes the Gatorade. Posted by: joncelli Manning at February 07, 2016 10:19 PM (1FhAQ) 1454 You want Peyton to be in the receiving end of one last groin grope?! Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 07, 2016 10:18 PM (/sw24) No I want Newton to. Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2016 10:19 PM (zt+N6) 1455 I'm going to become a muzzir and f*** goats! Posted by: Cam at February 07, 2016 10:19 PM (1LhSy) 1456 1417 Anyone else getting tired of the scolding commercials? Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 07, 2016 10:13 PM (iHjB5) 1418 Oh get bent with the guilt trips NFL Posted by: boulder terlit hobo Makes you want to slap a bitch, slam down some whiskey and drive a Ferrari. Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2016 10:19 PM (NGd+i) 1457 A gatorade shower? In San Francisco? EFF me it's cold. Posted by: Gary Kubiak at February 07, 2016 10:19 PM (ZsN9X) 1458 I will make sure to keep the tap running when I brush my teeth from now on. Posted by: Donna &&&&V. (Brandishing ampersands) at February 07, 2016 10:19 PM (P8951) 1459 It's like your mom telling you to clear your plate because there are starving children in Africa. My brother used to slide it over to her and say "Send it to them". Posted by: tu3031 at February 07, 2016 10:19 PM (EDYaR) 1460 What am I, guacamole? Posted by: Tom Flores at February 07, 2016 10:20 PM (dZGNV) 1461 I've had enough of this. Posted by: Gary Kubiak's Heart at February 07, 2016 10:20 PM (ZsN9X) 1462 My husband bet 500. He lost the over, but won the rest. He won 800. Posted by: CaliGirl at February 07, 2016 10:20 PM (egOGm) 1463 It's like your mom telling you to clear your plate because there are starving children in Africa. For us it was Armenia (but we had no idea what it meant). "Then let them have my peas!" was common. Posted by: t-bird at February 07, 2016 10:20 PM (oFSUK) 1464 1446 Is Ron Rivera the first Hispanic Head Coach of a Super Bowl team? Or are we just going to ignore that like The first Hispanic to win a primary? Posted by: CozMark at February 07, 2016 10:17 PM (CbGSW) -- Tom Flores. Coached the Raiders to two Super Bowl championships. Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2016 10:20 PM (vsbNu) 1465 Awesome! Posted by: cheri at February 07, 2016 10:20 PM (ylAck) 1466 My brother used to slide it over to her and say "Send it to them". Posted by: tu3031 at February 07, 2016 10:19 PM (EDYaR) I did that once too....once. Posted by: Tami at February 07, 2016 10:20 PM (v0/PR) 1467 It's not over dammit. Carolina can still do this Posted by: Sweaty, red-faced Karl Rove at February 07, 2016 10:20 PM (HzqYP) 1468 Take a knee, Cam. Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 10:21 PM (rwI+c) 1469 It's like your mom telling you to clear your plate because there are starving children in Africa. For us it was Armenia (but we had no idea what it meant). "Then let them have my peas!" was common. Posted by: t-bird at February 07, 2016 10:20 PM (oFSUK) Didn't any of you people have dogs? Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 10:21 PM (DUoqb) 1470 Runoff?! That's wasteful, Ref! Posted by: derit at February 07, 2016 10:21 PM (OC+TJ) 1471 A gatorade shower? In San Francisco? EFF me it's cold. It was in the 70's today and they're not in San Francisco. Not cold. Posted by: t-bird at February 07, 2016 10:21 PM (oFSUK) 1472 It's mostly old, white guys that leave the water running. Posted by: Colgate at February 07, 2016 10:21 PM (Dwehj) 1473 1446: Nope, Tom Flores. Oakland/LA Raiders. Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2016 10:21 PM (NGd+i) 1474 The Panthers knobgobbler is going to have a sad when he shows up. Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2016 10:21 PM (zt+N6) 1475 1448 No, I already had the surgery. I'm two months into the rehab, four more to go. It's frustrating, but I don't want to have to go through this bullshit again. Posted by: DC in River City at February 07, 2016 10:17 PM Yeah I know you had the surgery. What I meant is pushing that hard on the super hard weight training worth losing 6 months. Not to mention Arthur will probably be along on 10-15 years as an added bonus. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 07, 2016 10:21 PM (/sw24) 1476 4 Super Bowls for the Mannings...not to shabby Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 10:21 PM (DUoqb) 1477 Aaaaaaand it's done. MVP is the penalty flag. Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at February 07, 2016 10:22 PM (m9V0o) 1478 Remember the Texans were having a really good season and the. Kubiak had a stroke on the sideline right before half time. Their season was shit after that and then he left the team Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 10:22 PM (zOTsN) 1479 I support Hellen Mirren's stance against driving and drinking. The driving takes so much time away from the drinking. Posted by: Steve Rogers at February 07, 2016 10:22 PM (Kucy5) 1480 What a crappy game. Posted by: joncelli Manning at February 07, 2016 10:22 PM (1FhAQ) 1481 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Posted by: L, Elle at February 07, 2016 10:22 PM (2x3L+) 1482 There's no crying in football! Posted by: Josephistan at February 07, 2016 10:22 PM (7qAYi) 1483 To be fair, I stank on ice in Dallasl Posted by: Wade Phillips at February 07, 2016 10:22 PM (ZsN9X) 1484 A gatorade shower? In San Francisco? EFF me it's cold. Posted by: Gary Kubiak at February 07, 2016 10:19 PM (ZsN9X) That's not Gatorade... Posted by: The Golden-free Hat at February 07, 2016 10:22 PM (vBeA5) 1485 Denver is so racist, it reduces black football players to tears Posted by: Proggie Sports Network at February 07, 2016 10:22 PM (uZNvH) 1486 Baawwww Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 07, 2016 10:22 PM (6FqZa) 1487 Not that I remember any of that! Posted by: Wade Phillips at February 07, 2016 10:22 PM (ZsN9X) 1488 1417 Anyone else getting tired of the scolding commercials? Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 07, 2016 10:13 PM (iHjB5) 1418 Oh get bent with the guilt trips NFL Posted by: boulder terlit hobo xxxx We HAVE to scold you. You're WHITE. You're MEN. You are the WORST PEOPLE IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE!!! Posted by: The Liberals of the NFL at February 07, 2016 10:22 PM (osB7c) 1489 HAHAHAHA Nip Sip. Posted by: rickl at February 07, 2016 10:23 PM (sdi6R) 1490 >>>To be fair, I stank on ice in Dallasl Posted by: Wade Phillips at February 07, 2016 10:22 PM (ZsN9X)<<< You sure did, Coach Cupcake. Posted by: glad for D-Ware though at February 07, 2016 10:23 PM (H9MG5) 1491 They're blowing sh!t up outside my house Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 07, 2016 10:23 PM (6FqZa) 1492 The Clapping Ginger isn't doing much better. Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the streams at February 07, 2016 10:23 PM (rwI+c) 1493 Jeb and Christie called it!!!!!! Wait wut??? Posted by: L, Elle at February 07, 2016 10:24 PM (2x3L+) 1494 OMAHA Posted by: omaha at February 07, 2016 10:24 PM (JieFv) 1495 Bouncy's schtick was just stupid. She looked like she was taking a crap on a cop car in the beginning. They concoct the most dishonest lyrics and then shove them down our throats. John Legend and his hands up/dont shoot nonsense was another one. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 07, 2016 10:24 PM (iQIUe) 1496 I checked at 4:30 it was over 70 in Santa Clara today. It was over 80 at my house. Posted by: CaliGirl at February 07, 2016 10:24 PM (egOGm) 1497 Someone go ask Nip Sip how Von Miller's balls taste. Sugary? Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 07, 2016 10:24 PM (6FqZa) 1498 The fat Lady is Dabbing. Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 07, 2016 10:24 PM (xInes) 1499 Ka-Ching! Posted by: Budwiser at February 07, 2016 10:24 PM (ZsN9X) 1500 How much did Budweiser pay Peyton? Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at February 07, 2016 10:25 PM (FQKBL) 1501 Well, hell, if I can keep winning Super Bowls, why not go another ten years! Posted by: Peyton Manning at February 07, 2016 10:25 PM (oFSUK) 1502 good for peyton.......way to go..... Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 07, 2016 10:25 PM (0O7c5) 1503 1492 >>>To be fair, I stank on ice in Dallasl Posted by: Wade Phillips at February 07, 2016 10:22 PM (ZsN9X) You sure did, Coach Cupcake. Posted by: glad for D-Ware though at February 07, 2016 10:23 PM (H9MG5) I think part of why he sucked so bad in Dallas is because everyone there knew that he wasn't going to last and the red headed clapping seal was going to be named head coach. Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2016 10:25 PM (zt+N6) 1504 Congratulations to Peyton Manning on his second Super Bowl win. Now please go the fuck away and retire. Posted by: Arson Wells at February 07, 2016 10:25 PM (UnJ7w) 1505 How much did Budweiser pay Peyton? Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at February 07, 2016 10:25 PM (FQKBL) More than all of us make except of DOO DOO Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 10:25 PM (DUoqb) 1506 Hey Peyton, now that you've won the Super Bowl, what are you going to do next? Look at my forehead, I'm going to evening prayers at Disney World! Posted by: derit at February 07, 2016 10:26 PM (OC+TJ) 1507 What a strange way for Peyton Manning to get his second Super Bowl win. As an afterthought to a dominant defense. Posted by: cm9000 at February 07, 2016 10:26 PM (2TUVm) 1508 Woooooooooooooorld Champion Broncos!!!! Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 07, 2016 10:26 PM (ODxAs) 1509 >>>Well, hell, if I can keep winning Super Bowls, why not go another ten years! Posted by: Peyton Manning at February 07, 2016 10:25 PM (oFSUK)<<< Time to place another order. Posted by: Peyton Manning's wife with arms the size of Beyonce's thighs at February 07, 2016 10:26 PM (H9MG5) 1510 And don't forget one sheet of toilet paper. And a brown hand. Posted by: Sheryl Blow at February 07, 2016 10:26 PM (Dwehj) 1511 Old Guys Rule, Young Guys Drool! Posted by: Peyton Manning at February 07, 2016 10:26 PM (JO9+V) 1512 Is it time for a timeout yet? Posted by: Andy Reid at February 07, 2016 10:27 PM (7qAYi) 1513 Still think Peyton is a class act, happy he won. I don't know who to root against in the after party. Formerly KKK, now overly PC DPD or any BLM rioters posing as fans. Posted by: PaleRider at February 07, 2016 10:27 PM (chkUd) 1514 The line was "drink Budwiser safely," dumbass! Posted by: Budwiser's Lawyer to Peyton Manning's Lawyer at February 07, 2016 10:27 PM (ZsN9X) 1515 I hope he retires. Give his body a break Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 10:27 PM (zOTsN) 1516 They're already selling Bronco's stuff on Home Shopping Network. I guess that means all the starving kids in Africa can look forward to wearing their " Carolina Panthers: 2016 World Champions" stuff in the coming weeks. Posted by: tu3031 at February 07, 2016 10:27 PM (EDYaR) 1517 Class act whips punk act. Love it. Posted by: teej at February 07, 2016 10:27 PM (xhFdV) 1518 "You just won the Super Bowl. What are you going to do next?" "I'm gonna go get drunk off my ass!" Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2016 10:28 PM (zt+N6) 1519 I'm going to get shitfaced on Bud and go for a drive in my Buick. Thanks Nationwide! Posted by: Peyton Manning at February 07, 2016 10:28 PM (rwI+c) 1520 heh. I should say I'm happy the team won for Peyton. Peyton was only a minor factor, but didn't lose the game for them. Posted by: PaleRider at February 07, 2016 10:28 PM (chkUd) 1521 Yay, Broncos!!! Yay, Manning!!! Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2016 10:28 PM (NOIQH) 1522 Cam obviously read too much of his press. He looked like he stayed up all night partying after his MVP award. We sucked. Congratulations to the old man for kicking the kids ass. Posted by: Nip Sip at February 07, 2016 10:28 PM (jJRIy) 1523 >>>Not to mention Arthur will probably be along on 10-15 years as an added bonus. I've either been drinking too much or not enough, because I'm very confused by this. Posted by: DC in River City at February 07, 2016 10:28 PM (e+1S5) 1524 I just say neener-neener to all you TV viewers. The Peyton Manning Victory Advertising Tour could go for years! Posted by: t-bird at February 07, 2016 10:29 PM (oFSUK) 1525 Is it too late to mention that I may have relations with the second elbows picture? And yay Broncos. A world in which Eli has more rings than Peyton doesn't make sense. Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 07, 2016 10:29 PM (1xUj/) 1526 Please clean your plate, dear, The lord above can see ya Don't you know people are starving in Korea? Posted by: Generation landslide at February 07, 2016 10:29 PM (FkBIv) 1527 >>>I think part of why he sucked so bad in Dallas is because everyone there knew that he wasn't going to last and the red headed clapping seal was going to be named head coach. Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2016 10:25 PM (zt+N6)<<< Yeah. There's that, and he still had a lot of Parcell's and Jones' rejects to deal with. Posted by: glad for D-Ware at February 07, 2016 10:30 PM (H9MG5) 1528 I can hardly believe the Broncs won. What a Defense!!!! Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 07, 2016 10:30 PM (ODxAs) 1529 They're already selling Bronco's stuff on Home Shopping Network. I guess that means all the starving kids in Africa can look forward to wearing their " Carolina Panthers: 2016 World Champions" stuff in the coming weeks. Posted by: tu3031 **** I wish they would sell those here. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 07, 2016 10:30 PM (hVdx9) 1530 hobbles off the field into the tunnel Here ya go, kid. tosses his used jersey to Cam Newton Posted by: Peyton Manning at February 07, 2016 10:30 PM (JO9+V) 1531 Sir, is that running water we hear coming from your bathroom? Posted by: Colgate Water Police at February 07, 2016 10:30 PM (Dwehj) 1532 Posted by: DC in River City at February 07, 2016 10:28 PM (e+1S5) AutoCucumber for arthritis? Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 07, 2016 10:31 PM (GDulk) 1533 Peyton supports Jeb, enough reason to root against him. heh Posted by: glad for D-Ware at February 07, 2016 10:31 PM (H9MG5) 1534 And yay Broncos. A world in which Eli has more rings than Peyton doesn't make sense. Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 07, 2016 10:29 PM (1xUj/) ^^^ Sadly, but yes. Posted by: Average Giants Fan at February 07, 2016 10:31 PM (ZsN9X) 1535 Fuck Bud! Posted by: Craft Brewers at February 07, 2016 10:31 PM (qtIE8) 1536 Gotham is in Turkey?? Ok. Did not know that. Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2016 10:32 PM (NGd+i) 1537 That was very gracious, Nip. I was going to gloat. I'm glad I didn't. Posted by: L, Elle at February 07, 2016 10:32 PM (2x3L+) 1538 Well no more football. Crap. Posted by: Tuna at February 07, 2016 10:32 PM (JSovD) 1539 Imagine being Archie Manning Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 10:32 PM (zOTsN) 1540 TURKISH Airline...Yeah just what I need, that and to fucked by a Rotta Rutta Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 10:32 PM (DUoqb) 1541 Sir, we want you to come slowly out of your dwelling with your toothbrush up. Posted by: Colgate Water Police at February 07, 2016 10:33 PM (Dwehj) 1542 >>>AutoCucumber for arthritis? Hah! I think you're right. Posted by: DC in River City at February 07, 2016 10:33 PM (e+1S5) 1543 I will say that I don't think that was not a very good game. Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 07, 2016 10:33 PM (rwI+c) 1544 I love the extra long post game show. Dump more of the audience for crappy Colbert. Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2016 10:33 PM (zt+N6) 1545 Who is Ben affleck fooling? He flies private. Posted by: CaliGirl at February 07, 2016 10:33 PM (egOGm) 1546 Imagine being Archie Manning Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 10:32 PM (zOTsN) Imagine being the third brother...ya know that guy without any Super Bowl Trophies? THAT must be a great Thanksgiving dinner for him! Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2016 10:34 PM (DUoqb) 1547 and the winner is........... Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 07, 2016 10:34 PM (0O7c5) 1548 We need to have Von Miller tested for raysisism! Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 07, 2016 10:34 PM (z+4T3) 1549 Broadway Joe havin' a good time. Posted by: Blano at February 07, 2016 10:34 PM (heN73) 1550 >>>Is it too late to mention that I may have relations with the second elbows picture? Video or it didn't happen. Posted by: DC in River City at February 07, 2016 10:34 PM (e+1S5) 1551 I have been on THY many times and no way is it that nice Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 10:35 PM (zOTsN) 1552 The Cam Newton Show crashed tonight. It wil be interesting to see if he mans up and owns it or blames others. It was a pretty boring game and the Panthers took 50+ yars of stupid penalties in the second half. Congrats Peyton and all the Broncos. You played a solid game. Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 07, 2016 10:35 PM (OvUux) 1553 what was on that Ipad? Posted by: derit at February 07, 2016 10:35 PM (OC+TJ) 1554 Well no more football. Crap. Posted by: Tuna Just wait a few months. Posted by: Huge Hewitt at February 07, 2016 10:35 PM (FkBIv) 1555 >>Who is Ben affleck fooling? He flies private. Yeah, he and his "nanny" flew with Tom Brady (not sure whose private jet it was). Shouldn't have taken pictures of it , dude.... Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2016 10:35 PM (NOIQH) 1556 Hah, and now the traffic has started up again on the 36. I can hear it. Chances of the average driver being sober are, I'd say, 6% Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 07, 2016 10:35 PM (6FqZa) 1557 Turkish Airlines didn't use clips from Midnight Express? Why not? Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2016 10:35 PM (NGd+i) 1558 what was on that Ipad? My emails? Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at February 07, 2016 10:36 PM (Dwehj) 1559 Whoever did her makeup must be fired Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 10:37 PM (zOTsN) 1560 Damn, just occurred to me it's been 47 years since Broadway Joe won the Super Bowl. Super Bowl 3. Sheesh. Posted by: Blano at February 07, 2016 10:37 PM (heN73) 1561 For us it was Armenia (but we had no idea what it meant). "Then let them have my peas!" was common. Posted by: t-bird at February 07, 2016 10:20 PM (oFSUK) Nowadays ... around the SJW table it's "Drink your pees!" Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 07, 2016 10:37 PM (zc3Db) 1562 Bad plastic surgeon Posted by: L, Elle at February 07, 2016 10:37 PM (2x3L+) 1563 Whoever did her makeup must be fired Or given a bonus. Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 07, 2016 10:37 PM (rwI+c) 1564 what was on that Ipad? Super Bowl Champ or some such thing. Posted by: Blano at February 07, 2016 10:38 PM (heN73) 1565 Miller MVP Posted by: Fox2! at February 07, 2016 10:38 PM (brIR5) 1566 Von Miller was a no-brainer MVP. Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 07, 2016 10:38 PM (rwI+c) 1567 Ugly, crappy game. Posted by: Jiminy Glick at February 07, 2016 10:39 PM (2cS/G) 1568 Von Miller is MVP Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2016 10:39 PM (vsbNu) 1569 Vonn Miller MVP for Superbowl Great game by him and the Denver defense in general. Posted by: Bossy Conservative...now older and senile at February 07, 2016 10:39 PM (+1T7c) 1570 Good. Should go to the defense Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 10:39 PM (zOTsN) 1571 Vonn Miller gets the MVP. Good for him. Posted by: joncelli Manning at February 07, 2016 10:39 PM (1FhAQ) 1572 Peyton, please announce your retirement now Posted by: L, Elle at February 07, 2016 10:39 PM (2x3L+) 1573 Defensive MVP, rare in Super Bowls. Posted by: cm9000 at February 07, 2016 10:39 PM (2TUVm) 1574 They'll be partying down in front of Union Station tonight! My, that Beyonce is a big girl, ain't she? She and Cam ought to be an item. Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 07, 2016 10:40 PM (U6f54) 1575 Yeah. There's that, and he still had a lot of Parcell's and Jones' rejects to deal with. Posted by: glad for D-Ware at Febuary Demarcus Ware was drafted by Bill Parcels. Bill Parcells has left an indelible mark on the game.Gary kubiak not so much. Posted by: Arson Wells at February 07, 2016 10:40 PM (UnJ7w) 1576 I was going to down a bourbon for ever time Cam dabbed. FML. Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at February 07, 2016 10:40 PM (Dwehj) 1577 CBS should never be allowed to broadcast a Superbowl again... Posted by: RGallegos at February 07, 2016 10:40 PM (49Jfq) 1578 Imagine being the third brother...ya know that guy without any Super Bowl Trophies? Yeah, but he's a banker. Probably of Manning Brothers' Savings & Trust. He's doing a-ok. Posted by: t-bird at February 07, 2016 10:40 PM (oFSUK) 1579 Jump Von Miller! Posted by: Tom Servile at February 07, 2016 10:40 PM (FkBIv) 1580 Joe Namath needs a kiss too, Peyton Posted by: derit at February 07, 2016 10:41 PM (OC+TJ) 1581 Peyton not retiring "gonna drink a lot of beer" tonight Posted by: Fox2! at February 07, 2016 10:41 PM (brIR5) 1582 Peyton needs to retire. Posted by: Hadoop at February 07, 2016 10:41 PM (2X7pN) 1583 He should retire. And how about a shout out to wade Phillips Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 10:42 PM (zOTsN) 1584 Defensive MVP, rare in Super Bowls. **** I know, they haven't had a defensive MVP in 2 years. Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 07, 2016 10:42 PM (z+4T3) 1585 Should be tossing pizza dough not footballs anymore. Posted by: Hadoop at February 07, 2016 10:42 PM (2X7pN) 1586 Haha. The post game is going to keep going. More and more people leaving to not even watch 10 seconds of Colbert. Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2016 10:42 PM (zt+N6) 1587 Well, I'm really surprised that Denver won, but I'm happy for them and Peyton. Nice career ender. (He should retire.) Posted by: Y-not (@moxiemom) at February 07, 2016 10:42 PM (t5zYU) 1588 Drink lots of beer and thank the man upstairs. My kinda guy. Posted by: Blano at February 07, 2016 10:42 PM (heN73) 1589 I wonder how much Howie Long got to be in the toe fungus commercial? Posted by: Tuna at February 07, 2016 10:42 PM (JSovD) 1590 Peyton not retiring "gonna drink a lot of beer" tonight Yeah, there might be an unfortunate "chair to the back of the head" incident tonight... Posted by: Brock Osweiler at February 07, 2016 10:42 PM (oFSUK) 1591 to paraphrase Helen Mirren, Peyton owes it to his family and to his future self to retire. He could go into coaching; he can inspire loyalty. But he doesn't need more concussions or injuries. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 07, 2016 10:43 PM (6FqZa) 1592 Football never ends if you have a team in a Dynasty League. NFL COMBINE February 26-29 NFL DRAFT April 28-30 There are a few large gaps in the action though. Posted by: CozMark at February 07, 2016 10:43 PM (CbGSW) 1593 Its not my fault, I have the Zika... Posted by: Cam at February 07, 2016 10:43 PM (N0Bpk) 1594 The Late Show was supposed to start at 10:02. At this rate it won't get to start until after 11. Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2016 10:43 PM (zt+N6) 1595 A few quick thoughts: Von Miller was absolutely dominant. Cam Newton acted like a pussy down the stretch. I'd like to put my thing in those bent over Broncos cheerleaders up above. Posted by: Blacksheep at February 07, 2016 10:43 PM (bS6uW) 1596 Turnovers, penalties, flubs, Coldplay, now that's entertainment! Posted by: Lincolntf at February 07, 2016 10:43 PM (2cS/G) 1597 When did Andy Richter turn British? Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 07, 2016 10:44 PM (rwI+c) 1598 I wonder how much Howie Long got to be in the toe fungus commercial? I don't technically care much about the Super Bowl ads, but we got toe fungus, heroin constipation, and a claymation set of bowels with diarrhea. I believe this is a low. Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 07, 2016 10:45 PM (1xUj/) 1599 I think he is gonna retire. I think he doesn't want to make tonight all about him Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 10:45 PM (zOTsN) 1600 1585 He should retire. And how about a shout out to wade Phillips How about a shout out to Wade Philips really hot daughter, Tracy Philips. Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2016 10:45 PM (NGd+i) 1601 1599 When did Andy Richter turn British? ** That is exactly what I was thinking Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 07, 2016 10:45 PM (z+4T3) 1602 The game itself was pretty boring. Happy for the old guy, but not looking forward to my Denver relatives' facebook feeds for the next few months. Posted by: not the mama at February 07, 2016 10:46 PM (xBQIU) 1603 1600 I wonder how much Howie Long got to be in the toe fungus commercial? I don't technically care much about the Super Bowl ads, but we got toe fungus, heroin constipation, and a claymation set of bowels with diarrhea. I believe this is a low. Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 07, 2016 10:45 PM (1xUj/) What do you know! Posted by: Dick Morris, Rex Ryan, and Copropheliacs at February 07, 2016 10:46 PM (zt+N6) 1604 Peyton Manning will not retire. He will play another year or two. Posted by: cm9000 at February 07, 2016 10:46 PM (2TUVm) 1605 Its not my fault, Shit Midas doomed me. Posted by: Cam at February 07, 2016 10:47 PM (N0Bpk) 1606 >>>Demarcus Ware was drafted by Bill Parcels. Bill Parcells has left an indelible mark on the game.Gary kubiak not so much. Posted by: Arson Wells at February 07, 2016 10:40 PM (UnJ7w)<<< So was Bobby Carpenter (yeah... who?). Parcells (certainly with Jones interference) wasn't his best in Dallas. He brought in a lot of old retreads he'd coached before, and didn't really leave much to work with for ol' Wade. Oh well clap clap clap there's always nest year. clap clap clap** Posted by: glad for D-Ware at February 07, 2016 10:47 PM (H9MG5) 1607 I seriously hope Peyton retires but I think he was right not to announce to the pushy commentators. Posted by: PaleRider at February 07, 2016 10:47 PM (chkUd) 1608 Teh Horde for 'net commentary MVP, by acclimation. WOOOOOOOOOO Horde! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at February 07, 2016 10:47 PM (McRlu) 1609 Did Obama pick the Panthers? Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2016 10:47 PM (zt+N6) 1610 Commercials were crap. Imagine how much contempt the ad agencies have for their braindead demographics. Then again, these are the people that elected Obama 2X. Idiots. Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 07, 2016 10:47 PM (OvUux) 1611 WTF? Did Anheuser-Busch cut Peyton a blank check? And was that a kiss Papa John planted on Peyton? Posted by: Angry Marco at February 07, 2016 10:48 PM (SMwMf) 1612 Compares his stats to Elway's last game. He's retiring. Posted by: t-bird at February 07, 2016 10:48 PM (oFSUK) 1613 The whores know Dick Morris is going to be trouble when he shows up to the bordello with his own bottle of Worcestershire sauce. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 07, 2016 10:48 PM (6FqZa) 1614 Just speculation, but it's apparent that Cam Newton was winded and unprepared for the game. I doubt he sat down and actually watched game film on the bronco's D. Not to take anything away from Denver but Cam had the deer in the headlights look most of the game. His legs should have saved him. Reminds me of Michael Vick talking about relying totally on talent and not on preparation. Vick said he would throw the play books coach Mora would give him in the back of his car and never study. Serves Cam right for bringing up the whole race angle too. Posted by: Arson Wells at February 07, 2016 10:48 PM (UnJ7w) 1615 So, baby boom for Denver, mass die off for North and South Carolina. Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 07, 2016 10:49 PM (J+n2j) 1616 1611 Did Obama pick the Panthers? Pretty obvious, isn't it? Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2016 10:49 PM (NGd+i) 1617 Aarrgghhh!!!, the puppy-monkey-baby commercial again. It's absolutely horrible. Posted by: WOPR at February 07, 2016 10:50 PM (LTDSy) 1618 That's a lot of cheesecake. I had a feeling Denver would pull it out. Hey Cam - don't fall on the ground in reaction to that PI call in the endzone. Fall on the ground to recover your fumble that iced the game, you soft showboat. Cheers 'rons Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 07, 2016 10:50 PM (ubByS) 1619 Holy crap. The Puppy-Monkey-Baby is back. Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 07, 2016 10:50 PM (rwI+c) 1620 Let the ~~celebration~~ rioting begin! Denver scanner link: http://www.broadcastify.com /listen/feed/32 Posted by: Country Singer, Enemy of the State at February 07, 2016 10:51 PM (GUBah) 1621 The fun for us Denver people was looking on in awe, beating all expectations. Just going onto the field for the coin toss was a thrill, with the men in black looking superhuman. Cam looked so cool before each snap, like he coulda been just hanging out, having a cigarette. Then BOOM and it's action, with the Broncos rush looking like a fucking freight train. Boring bad game if you're not a Broncos fan, but if you are, it's a thrill from the kickoff until the end. Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 07, 2016 10:51 PM (U6f54) 1622 Congrats to the Denver defense for picking up Payton Manning and carrying him across the finish line. Now he can retire and devote all of his time to arranging funding for the Institute For Forehead Reduction. Posted by: OregonMuse at February 07, 2016 10:51 PM (YSg0m) 1623 >>I seriously hope Peyton retires but I think he was right not to announce to the pushy commentators. Yeah, let Peyton enjoy the night, and also, let his teammates enjoy the afterglow of winning the SB without the retirement news upstaging them. Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2016 10:52 PM (NOIQH) 1624 Marshawn Lynch is retiring. Posted by: don't know about the Massive Melon at February 07, 2016 10:52 PM (H9MG5) 1625 of course if Peyton does retire, does that mean we will get even more Nationwide jingle ads??? Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 10:52 PM (uZNvH) 1626 This was the least enjoyable Super Bowl from the game the halftime and especially the commercials. Absolutely horrible. Posted by: Kreplach at February 07, 2016 10:52 PM (WVvzl) 1627 So, baby boom for Denver, mass die off for North and South Carolina. Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 07, 2016 10:49 PM (J+n2j) Nah, we got enough Yankees and Mexicans moving in to counter that. Posted by: BignJames at February 07, 2016 10:52 PM (HtUkt) 1628 I'm going to f* the puppy monkey baby tonight... Posted by: Cam at February 07, 2016 10:53 PM (N0Bpk) 1629 Posted by: glad for D-Ware at February 07, 2016 10:47 PM (H9MG5) IIRC, Bobby Carpenter's father played for Parcels back in New York. Jone's was and is his own worst enemy in Dallas. That's why Parcels left. Posted by: Arson Wells at February 07, 2016 10:53 PM (UnJ7w) 1630 1621 Holy crap. The Puppy-Monkey-Baby is back. Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 07, 2016 10:50 PM (rwI+c) I'll take "Commercials You Shouldn't Watch While High" for $800, Alex. Posted by: OregonMuse at February 07, 2016 10:53 PM (YSg0m) 1631 Is it too late for the Zika virus to help my condition?! Posted by: Peyton's Gigantic Gourd at February 07, 2016 10:53 PM (H9MG5) 1632 1626 Marshawn Lynch is retiring. Posted by: don't know about the Massive Melon at February 07, 2016 10:52 PM (H9MG5) So is Johnny Manziel. But he's not getting any say in it. Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2016 10:53 PM (zt+N6) 1633 I'm going to f* the puppy monkey baby tonight... Didn't watch any of it... The puppy-monkey baby commercial must have been something else... Posted by: donna at February 07, 2016 10:54 PM (/dSsq) 1634 Perhaps if Carolina had mastered the simple act of the handoff matters might have turned out more in their favor. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 07, 2016 10:55 PM (BK3ZS) 1635 Didn't watch any of it... The puppy-monkey baby commercial must have been something else... Posted by: donna at February 07, 2016 10:54 PM (/dSsq) https://youtu.be/2nlfaqBGBsc Posted by: Country Singer at February 07, 2016 10:55 PM (GUBah) 1636 I dunno about the worst superbowl I have ever seen. There have been some pretty boring blowouts I have seen. (Almost always the ones I go to parties during.) Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 07, 2016 10:55 PM (iHjB5) 1637 Commercials sure seemed sucky. I couldn't watch the game too closely (even though I'm like the weakest fan in the world.) Didn't watch the halftime show, it didn't sound too awful. Posted by: PaleRider at February 07, 2016 10:55 PM (chkUd) 1638 Didn't watch any of it... The puppy-monkey baby commercial must have been something else... Posted by: donna at February 07, 2016 10:54 PM (/dSsq) https://youtu.be/2nlfaqBGBsc Posted by: Country Singer at February 07, 2016 10:55 PM (GUBah) What the hell..... Posted by: Blano at February 07, 2016 10:56 PM (heN73) 1639 Nood Ace Posted by: Country Singer at February 07, 2016 10:56 PM (GUBah) 1640 Serves Cam right for bringing up the whole race angle too. Posted by: Arson Wells at February 07, 2016 10:48 PM (UnJ7w) It really hits home when a multi-millionaire wallows in victimization. Posted by: cm9000 at February 07, 2016 10:56 PM (2TUVm) 1641 >>>IIRC, Bobby Carpenter's father played for Parcels back in New York. Jone's was and is his own worst enemy in Dallas. That's why Parcels left. Posted by: Arson Wells at February 07, 2016 10:53 PM (UnJ7w)<<< Yeah, his dad did, so Barbie was another sucky, sentimental, legacy decision by the Tuna. And, yup, Skeletor will be the bane of every coach until he rides off into the sunset. Oh well. We'll get back to 8-8 next season. Please clap. Posted by: Jason Garrett at February 07, 2016 10:57 PM (H9MG5) 1642 donna, only if you are very very brave... http://tinyurl.com/h2kynbb Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 10:57 PM (uZNvH) 1643 Did anybody catch the geniuses at CBS News who ran an ad saying: CBS News. Then. Now. All Ways. coughalwayscough Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 07, 2016 10:57 PM (NeFrd) 1644 PuppyMonkeyBaby wasn't done by stoners. It was done by acid heads. Posted by: Blano at February 07, 2016 10:57 PM (heN73) 1645 Oh well. We'll get back to 8-8 next season. Please clap. Posted by: Jason Garrett at February 07, 2016 10:57 PM (H9MG5) I have a really bad feeling when skeletor croaks Jr. will run the team much the same way. God, I hope I'm wrong. Now about that 8-8 season... Posted by: Arson Wells at February 07, 2016 10:59 PM (UnJ7w) 1646 Johnny Manziel isn't retiring. He's just playing now on Team Buzzion. (sorry, Buzz..... low hanging curve there, rules required the swing for contact!) Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at February 07, 2016 11:01 PM (McRlu) 1647 South Ca'linuh is saying, don't look at me that was all Nawth Ca'linuh's fault. That and Cam, ya know. Posted by: IncaRhodes at February 07, 2016 11:06 PM (eRAVa) 1648 1638 Didn't watch any of it... The puppy-monkey baby commercial must have been something else... Posted by: donna at February 07, 2016 10:54 PM (/dSsq) https://youtu.be/2nlfaqBGBsc Posted by: Country Singer at February 07, 2016 10:55 PM (GUBah) What the hell..... Second look at Islam... Posted by: richard mcenroe at February 07, 2016 11:24 PM (Kucy5) 1649 Could be he just ate a rancid onion, could be there's some brother on brother rivalry in the family, but in the Manning family luxury box at the end of the game everyone around him...except Eki...was cheering wildly and Eli's face was not a happy one. It were caught on viral vid forever and Eli will definitely be called on this in the NYC media soon if not already. And imo Eli should be called on it. His whole family is cheering except him and Eli looks like he just swallowed the devil's cat at the moment of Peyton's triumph. Posted by: MikeD at February 07, 2016 11:59 PM (uKJIC) 1650 What surprised me was that Cam didn't complain of a stomach virus late in the third quarter, and ask to be pulled out of the game. Posted by: Buffalbob at February 08, 2016 12:54 AM (8nL8o) 1651 @1649...not true. His Dad, Archie, and he had the same somber face while the others were celbrating. They were basicallly playing the game with him in spirit. They were too in shock to be happy with 3 minutes to go. If anyone should be "jealous" of either Peyton or Eli it should be the oldest brother, Cooper, who was an upcoming player when he got a spinal cord injury. He grabbed his kid in jubilation, but his face was tense as well. This family love each other and have class, a lacking trait in professional football. They raised these boys with arms of football legends and hearts of all-American lads who love their parents and each other. Bravo to the entire Manning clan. And thank you. Hope Eli shines next year.You watched a legend tonight...not at his best, but an example of never giving up. xoxo Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at February 08, 2016 01:34 AM (7lqMl) 1652 @1546...the other brother, Cooper, had a spinal cord injury in HS that ended a football career. He is their biggest fan. Amazingly close and happy (and funny) family. Archie and Olivia, you did good. xoxo Thank you. And Peyton ends his statement by being grateful to God. Class. All class this family. xoxo Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at February 08, 2016 01:43 AM (7lqMl) 1653 I realize I am down here yapping to myself...but read upthread of Beyonce's thunder thighs in fishnets and her back up Black Panther dancers. So glad I missed it. Get over yourselves, people! Jeepers. I did read on Daily Mail that she almost laid a big crater with her butt implants, but her massive (and will give credit where due) thighs, on heels, managed to counter balance her large ballast in the rear and power her upright again, still in step with the other "ladies" with weaves. That was an impressive moment. However, I would have preferred to watch her land on arse and incorporate that bit into dance. ha. xoxo and g'night Mannings wherever you are. Bravo Bronco defense! Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at February 08, 2016 01:58 AM (7lqMl) 1654 1609 Did Obama pick the Panthers? If Obama had a son, he'd leave the post game press conference like a petulant brat too. After showing up for it a half hour late, of course. Posted by: tintex at February 08, 2016 02:13 AM (OQy+b) 1655 That was the only game I watched all year. If that was the two best teams, I didn't miss much. For all the hype about the Panthers being unbeatable and Cam Whatever being the 2nd coming of Roger Staubach...I didn't see even a hint of it. He spent the entire game on his back, and seemed pretty whiny at the end. Manning was serviceable. Too many mistakes, too many penalties...it was like watching a soccer game. I liked the Wooooooooooooooooooo tho. Posted by: Ruby Oh No at February 08, 2016 08:22 AM (n4ArD) 1656 The struggle continues. Terrible that Fig had to put the hood up and subject hisself to "questions". Soetero don't take questions. Good thing Shawn Carters whip put that quasi-fascistic stomp-fest on...ya heard? Posted by: Will at February 08, 2016 12:30 PM (1cmM2) 1657 #1614: That's diminishing the achievements of the Broncos' defense. Do you think Tom Brady just wasn't paying attention, too? Keep in mind that Brady is a guy who will do anything to win. He's even a proven cheater! No, this Broncos' defense has the most impressive pass-rushing capability of any NFL defense, ever. It's a shame this defense will end up scattered to the four winds this off-season, because I'd have liked to see what a Broncos team could do with this defense and a real quarterback. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... I'd say "Go, Broncos", but they already went. All. The. Way. at February 08, 2016 11:55 PM (0OG8D) (Jump to top of page) Name: * Email: * URL: Comments: Processing 0.14, elapsed 0.1596 seconds. 15 queries taking 0.0519 seconds, 1666 records returned. Page size 529 kb. Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.	MuNuvians MeeNuvians Polls! Polls! Polls! Real Clear Politics Gallup Frequently Asked Questions What is the Deal with the Cowbell? Why is the Ace of Spades called "the Death Card"? 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