No Words

Bill & Hillary just kissed. 😘 pic.twitter.com/1t4x7eoVZd
— Benny (@bennyjohnson) January 30, 2016

Posted by: Ace at 09:20 PM

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1 Awww.....

Posted by: irongrampa at January 29, 2016 09:21 PM (jeCnD)

2 That shit's just embarrassing.

Posted by: Royce at January 29, 2016 09:22 PM (ivW+N)

3 I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Like an entire tanker load of sulfuric acid

While on fire

And being blown by Lena Dunham.

Posted by: turfmann at January 29, 2016 09:22 PM (QHOa0)

4 EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

Posted by: bob in houston at January 29, 2016 09:22 PM (b7AU3)

5 Seriously.

Posted by: Royce at January 29, 2016 09:22 PM (ivW+N)

6 Gross.

Posted by: Sixkiller at January 29, 2016 09:23 PM (szEUw)

7 I just barfed.

Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2016 09:23 PM (8HTq1)

8 Mind bleach!mind bleac!

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2016 09:23 PM (hk3Fb)

9

"Don't worry, Hil. After all, 99 years ain't forever."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2016 09:23 PM (zLP1L)

10 I've seen more convincing performances at community theatre musicals.

Posted by: Royce at January 29, 2016 09:23 PM (ivW+N)

11 Aiiiiyeeee

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at January 29, 2016 09:23 PM (rwI+c)

12 Disgusting.

Posted by: Weasel at January 29, 2016 09:24 PM (e3bId)

13 She's a dumpy lil psychopath.

Posted by: Sixkiller at January 29, 2016 09:24 PM (szEUw)

14 Did they dance? Like that magical time on the beach?

Posted by: davidt at January 29, 2016 09:24 PM (8aOqE)

15 As long as I give Bill Huma's, he'll try to keep me out of prison.

Posted by: Hillary Cliton at January 29, 2016 09:24 PM (hjuDC)

16
Remember when they had the footage of them romantically dancing on a beach during the Lewinski affair.

Phony, lying momzers.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2016 09:25 PM (zLP1L)

17 So you're saying Hillary should get herself tested?

Posted by: Elmer J. Fudd at January 29, 2016 09:25 PM (LHYvh)

18 I am sooo glad I have java turned off.

Posted by: edmundburkesshade at January 29, 2016 09:25 PM (cmBvC)

19 That kiss cost Hillary $500k

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 29, 2016 09:25 PM (hVdx9)

20 Hell it's not as bad as that pic of them in bathing suits on Martha's vineyard years ago...I couldn't see straight for 3 days and my dick would not stand up for a week

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2016 09:25 PM (DUoqb)

21 "Did you have tuna for lunch or is that me?", said the former President.

Posted by: Caption this... at January 29, 2016 09:25 PM (b99VK)

22 Both senile and forgot who they were next to.

Posted by: buzzion at January 29, 2016 09:25 PM (zt+N6)

23 Fakers gonna fake.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at January 29, 2016 09:26 PM (HalrA)

24 BLECH!!!

Posted by: @votermom at January 29, 2016 09:26 PM (cbfNE)

25 Bill: You taste like Huma...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 29, 2016 09:26 PM (hVdx9)

26

Bill just got a mouthful of meth-whore dripage that HilDog scored back stage.

Probably liked it.

Posted by: Horta Crap at January 29, 2016 09:26 PM (qul7b)

27 There are some things I don need to see

Posted by: Mephitis at January 29, 2016 09:26 PM (3kof4)

28

Hil, your breath tastes like . . . tuna.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2016 09:26 PM (zLP1L)

29 At least they haven't retired to their separate bathtubs in the fields yet.

Posted by: Lauren at January 29, 2016 09:26 PM (0C2f1)

30 Do you think that sometimes they fondly remember the women that they both screwed?

Posted by: buzzion at January 29, 2016 09:27 PM (zt+N6)

31 Yetch.....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 29, 2016 09:27 PM (tv9zS)

32 True love ... it's why Bill has never sought any other flings and has no need for raucous trips to pedophile island. Oh .. wait ...

Posted by: Illiniwek at January 29, 2016 09:27 PM (5Gpe2)

33 25 Bill: You taste like Huma...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 29, 2016 09:26 PM (hVdx9)

Missed you by >that< much!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2016 09:27 PM (zLP1L)

34 Did they use tongue?

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 29, 2016 09:27 PM (dvuhZ)

35 She's not wearing one of her long coat-things. She's pretty thick in the middle. And thighs.

Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 29, 2016 09:28 PM (dFi94)

36 He only does that when Huma's essence is still on her lips 'cause he likes the spicy Paki taste...

Posted by: Mr. Wizard at January 29, 2016 09:28 PM (hCdMd)

37 Would someone please page me to the Red Courtesy Phone before i get the urge to look?

Please?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Luap Nor's Last Chance at January 29, 2016 09:28 PM (WVsWD)

38 Seriously, that's f'n disgusting as shit. Even by this blogs standards, to the extent they exist.

Posted by: Weasel at January 29, 2016 09:28 PM (e3bId)

39 Remember, we do nothing.

Posted by: The Goggles at January 29, 2016 09:28 PM (noWW6)

40 Mystery Sniper Assassinates 3 ISIS Leaders In Last 10 Days In Libya

Speculation is it might be an American

Weasel Zippers

Just a light aside to get that bad taste out of your mouth

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2016 09:28 PM (DUoqb)

41 Nothing worse in the world than fake affection.

And ace, Catherine Herridge was just on with Megyn.

The State Dept. has just released "some" of Hillary's e-mails.

FWIW.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 09:28 PM (FsuaD)

42 In a new Horde tradition, ace decides to troll us before skiving off for the weekend.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 29, 2016 09:28 PM (1xUj/)

43 That was the most regal kiss since Edward II did his duty by Isabella of France.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 29, 2016 09:28 PM (6FqZa)

44 Honestly....Bill looks emaciated like a death march vet.

Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2016 09:29 PM (qUNWi)

45 34 Did they use tongue?
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 29, 2016 09:27 PM (dvuhZ)

It ain't pastrami, I can tell you that much.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2016 09:29 PM (zLP1L)

46 Now, I really really need another beer or three!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 29, 2016 09:29 PM (wYnyS)

47

Who's drinkin what tonight?

Posted by: Horta Crap at January 29, 2016 09:29 PM (qul7b)

48 41 Nothing worse in the world than fake affection.

And ace, Catherine Herridge was just on with Megyn.

The State Dept. has just released "some" of Hillary's e-mails.

FWIW.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 09:28 PM (FsuaD)

Wow, Megyn didn't dedicate her entire show to Trump tonight?

Posted by: buzzion at January 29, 2016 09:29 PM (zt+N6)

49 I'm not sure what was worse... This, or when Al sucked Tipper's face off.

Posted by: Mike in Jersey at January 29, 2016 09:30 PM (Gtip3)

50 Hillbot got the domestic affection software upgrade uploaded to her today, I see.

Still a few bugs, though, apparently.

Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2016 09:30 PM (s5o+q)

51 Well I have to get up at 4 AM tomorrow so I am not long for this thread

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2016 09:30 PM (DUoqb)

52 Wow, Megyn didn't dedicate her entire show to Trump tonight?

Posted by: buzzion at January 29, 2016 09:29 PM (zt+N6)

Nah, Ailes saw the ratings!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 29, 2016 09:30 PM (wYnyS)

53 40 Mystery Sniper Assassinates 3 ISIS Leaders In Last 10 Days In Libya

Speculation is it might be an American

Weasel Zippers

Just a light aside to get that bad taste out of your mouth

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2016 09:28 PM (DUoqb)

Zombie Simo Hayha and Vasily Zaitsev.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2016 09:30 PM (zLP1L)

54 So, looks like Bill will indeed fuck or kiss anything.

Just sayin' that a dead goat's rotting liver is more appealing than that decrepit old marxist trail hag.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 29, 2016 09:30 PM (zp13i)

55 Fredo got a kiss, too, when tried to take over the Family Business.

Posted by: Abe Vigoda's Ghost at January 29, 2016 09:30 PM (LHYvh)

56 Oh God, I think I'm going to be si...

*RRROOWWWFFFFF*

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 29, 2016 09:31 PM (kpqmD)

57 Weird picture. Looks like his head is too big for his body, and hers is too small. And at first glance, I thought that poster to the right of them said "Fighting for life."

Posted by: DynamiteDan at January 29, 2016 09:31 PM (BaDMP)

58 44
Honestly....Bill looks emaciated like a death march vet.

Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2016 09:29 PM (qUNWi)

I keep saying he looks and sounds like hell.

Probably being slowly poisoned by one of Hillary's! minions.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 09:31 PM (FsuaD)

59 The good news is that the herpes sore should still be there for her post-Iowa presser.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2016 09:31 PM (b99VK)

60 In a new Horde tradition, ace decides to troll us before skiving off for the weekend.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 29, 2016 09:28 PM (1xUj/)

Could have been worse.

Ace could have asked us if this Was Something.

Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2016 09:31 PM (s5o+q)

61
Bacci morte.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2016 09:31 PM (zLP1L)

62

Fredo Baggins got kissed? by who? Gollum?

I was always suspicious of that whole cave scene...

Posted by: Horta Crap at January 29, 2016 09:32 PM (qul7b)

63 Jeezus, Bill looks like the new guy at the homeless shelter.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 29, 2016 09:32 PM (EDYaR)

64 Quick I need some vag to get this taste out of my mouth.

Posted by: Hillary at January 29, 2016 09:32 PM (c7vUv)

65 Without their intermediary Huma?

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 29, 2016 09:32 PM (vBeA5)

66 I s'pose he did a careful check for fang-marks afterwards...

Hey, even vampires need a li'l coochy-coo now and then, right?

Posted by: J.S.Bridges at January 29, 2016 09:32 PM (DsGWS)

67
See you tomorrow, kids.

Keep on keeping it IS-real.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2016 09:32 PM (zLP1L)

68 Chris Christie always looks like his pants are on backwards.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2016 09:32 PM (b99VK)

69 I bet they are hoping he dies so that they can attempt to use that to push her to the White House. And then they will have Chelsea or Huma do the First Lady stuff.

Posted by: buzzion at January 29, 2016 09:32 PM (zt+N6)

70 There's something wrong with Bill shore 'nuff. If Bill gets deathly sick or even dies, would that propel Hillary to victory?

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 29, 2016 09:33 PM (dvuhZ)

71 I'm really hoping Herridge, Griffin, and Atkisson have very good security precautions in place!

And I'm very upset that I even think that they need to do this!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 29, 2016 09:33 PM (wYnyS)

72 >> Quick I need some vag to get this taste out of my mouth.
Posted by: Hillary

Me too!
Oh, wait...

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 29, 2016 09:33 PM (c7vUv)

73 "I keep saying he looks and sounds like hell.

Probably being slowly poisoned by one of Hillary's! minions."

The ravages of life-long VD.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 29, 2016 09:33 PM (tv9zS)

74 Good thing my wife grabbed my Leatherman from me or I'd be typing this by feel...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 29, 2016 09:33 PM (1g2Zc)

75 They'll do ANYTHING to get her elected.

Posted by: Hank at January 29, 2016 09:33 PM (BtG7l)

76 That sultry smooch rates about 90 degrees... on the scale devised by William Lord Kelvin. Just feel the torrid bubbling of the oxygen pools around them!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 29, 2016 09:33 PM (6FqZa)

77 Ever since we saw "13 Hours" when Hillary comes up, J always says loudly...the NERVE of her...refeering to the fact she thinks she should run for pres.

Posted by: Farmer at January 29, 2016 09:33 PM (o/90i)

78 Widowhood is Hillary!'s ace in the hole(sorry ace, it's just an expression).

Posted by: davidt at January 29, 2016 09:33 PM (8aOqE)

79 Also, I can't make up my mind who is holding the other one up.

Posted by: DynamiteDan at January 29, 2016 09:34 PM (BaDMP)

80 Damn...don't either one of them know where the other's mouth/tongue/dentures have been...that's just...nasty.

Posted by: antisocialist at January 29, 2016 09:34 PM (cDs+4)

81 That vegan diet Princess Chelsea insisted her dad go on is working "wonders."

No doubt whose side she'll be on when the shit hits the fan:

Team Mom

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 09:34 PM (FsuaD)

82

ACE IS IN HILARY'S HOLE?

Posted by: Al Sharptongue at January 29, 2016 09:34 PM (qul7b)

83 Little Bubba raised shields and activated its cloaking device.

Posted by: eman at January 29, 2016 09:34 PM (MQEz6)

84 I just can't figure out what to do to help them.

Posted by: Ben Carson with a scalpel at January 29, 2016 09:35 PM (Cq0oW)

85 > I can't make up my mind who is holding the other one up.

Me. It's how I bent my kickstand.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 29, 2016 09:35 PM (b99VK)

86 I was just wondering what kind of fresh hell ace could throw at us on a Friday night.

Just found it.

Posted by: Blano at January 29, 2016 09:35 PM (heN73)

87 Like I said, Hillary PAID Bill 500K for that kiss in front of cameras.

Bill promptly flew back to Whore Island after that.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 29, 2016 09:35 PM (hVdx9)

88 I wonder how many drugs Bill took first?

Posted by: redbanzai at January 29, 2016 09:35 PM (NPofj)

89 Jesus, even Tipper came around to her senses after what, 30, 40 years? Then again, it's practically impossible to rid yourself of herpes, so they tell me.

Posted by: Fritz at January 29, 2016 09:36 PM (BngQR)

90 Bill's lips taste like interns and shame.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 29, 2016 09:36 PM (tCjRC)

91 A pic of a topless Yoko Ono would have been preferable to that "kiss"
Barf.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 29, 2016 09:36 PM (hVdx9)

92 Prediction: Monica Lewinsky will endorse Hillary and will appear with her at a campaign event.

It's that kind of year.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 29, 2016 09:36 PM (JIElb)

93 Well, its pretty obvious. Ace hates us.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 29, 2016 09:36 PM (RZz4G)

94 How old is Bill Clinton now?

Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 29, 2016 09:37 PM (dFi94)

95 >>I wonder how many drugs Bill took first?

How many are in that AIDS cocktail?

That. Plus one or two?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 29, 2016 09:37 PM (b99VK)

96 Fredo Baggins got kissed? by who? Gollum?

I was always suspicious of that whole cave scene...
Posted by: Horta Crap at January 29, 2016 09:32 PM

C'mon now, what wealthy bachelor doesn't have a close relationship with his gardener?

Posted by: Abe Vigoda's Ghost at January 29, 2016 09:37 PM (LHYvh)

97 At least it wasn't a gif.

Posted by: davidt at January 29, 2016 09:37 PM (8aOqE)

98 So, do you think Bill will 'wait for her' until she gets out of prison for the whole blatant disregard for national security thing?

Posted by: Anon at January 29, 2016 09:37 PM (HtsKA)

99

Next up, HilDog and Yoko kissing...

Posted by: Al Sharptongue at January 29, 2016 09:37 PM (qul7b)

100 91 A pic of a topless Yoko Ono would have been preferable to that "kiss"

My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 29, 2016 09:37 PM (tCjRC)

101 those two demon spawn induce vomiting. good to have around if you swallow poison. fuck them to hell.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 29, 2016 09:37 PM (ucDmr)

102 I was afraid the Clintons would pull something like a Chelsea pregnancy to win election - but a kiss to get a boost in Iowa?

Posted by: Jean at January 29, 2016 09:38 PM (cXiMR)

103 The Force, disturbed it is.

Posted by: eman at January 29, 2016 09:38 PM (MQEz6)

104 Seems he's 69 years old. I think he looks a lot older than that.

Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 29, 2016 09:38 PM (dFi94)

105 Is it just me or does she look like Dr. Evil?

Posted by: jd at January 29, 2016 09:38 PM (swOMr)

106 70 There's something wrong with Bill shore 'nuff. If Bill gets deathly sick or even dies, would that propel Hillary to victory?
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 29, 2016 09:33 PM

Yes, and don't think she hasn't considered that.

Posted by: Josephistan at January 29, 2016 09:38 PM (7qAYi)

107 I hear that Monica still picks at that little sore on the side of her left lip that Bill gave her. She's named it "Junior"

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 29, 2016 09:38 PM (6FqZa)

108 C'mon, you guys, spare a thought for Bill here. First time in my life I felt sorry for him. Good God - what a sacrifice.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 29, 2016 09:38 PM (oKE6c)

109 Billy Jeff is going to seek comfort in the arms of three of his favorite mistresses as soon as this is over.

At the same time.

Posted by: chique testing testing at January 29, 2016 09:38 PM (g6yUI)

110 Poll tested.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 29, 2016 09:38 PM (FkBIv)

111 87 Like I said, Hillary PAID Bill 500K for that kiss in front of cameras.

Bill promptly flew back to Pedo & Whore Island after that.

Correction.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 29, 2016 09:39 PM (RZz4G)

112 86 I was just wondering what kind of fresh hell ace could throw at us on a Friday night.

Just found it.
Posted by: Blano at January 29, 2016 09:35 PM (heN73)

--

Maet is probably planning to follow up with a Yoko ONT.

Posted by: @votermom at January 29, 2016 09:39 PM (cbfNE)

113 Bring out your dead.
Bring out your dead.

I'm just trying to prop up my campaign.

Posted by: Hillary at January 29, 2016 09:39 PM (c7vUv)

114 You think that's bad?

Just imagine what I had to do.

Posted by: Webb Hubbell at January 29, 2016 09:39 PM (H9MG5)

115 Dude, seriously, if you WANT granny pjorn Bing can help you out; don't be bringing that nasty stuff here.

Posted by: Tentacle Anime Porn Fapper at January 29, 2016 09:39 PM (1g2Zc)

116 At least it wasn't a gif.

That's in waiting for when one of us really pisses the cobs off.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 29, 2016 09:39 PM (6FqZa)

117 When Hill and Bill look into each others' eyes, all they see are dollar signs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 09:39 PM (FsuaD)

118 MINOs.

Married in name only.

Posted by: chique testing testing at January 29, 2016 09:40 PM (g6yUI)

119 Hillary's lips taste like Huma.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 29, 2016 09:40 PM (tCjRC)

120 Good thing her miniskirt was at the cleaners.

Otherwise she would have pulled out a cigar for Bill.

Posted by: eman at January 29, 2016 09:40 PM (MQEz6)

121 No words... just vomit and sobbing.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 29, 2016 09:40 PM (fC9RO)

122 107: Just one little sore? You know that Monica, uh what's the euphemism? Tossed Bill's salad. That's got to do more than just a sore.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 29, 2016 09:40 PM (dvuhZ)

123 I feel a great disturbance in the Schwartz.

Posted by: Yogurt at January 29, 2016 09:40 PM (FkBIv)

124 Hilary's lips taste like Janet Reno

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2016 09:41 PM (voOPb)

125 105 Is it just me or does she look like Dr. Evil?

I'm hip, I'm with it.
Tucka-tucka-tucka-tucka... hey!

Posted by: Josephistan at January 29, 2016 09:41 PM (7qAYi)

126 That photo reeks of Desperation and Desitin.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2016 09:41 PM (b99VK)

127 Well, its pretty obvious. Ace hates us.

Posted by: Puddleglum

Ace hates everyone. He's fair and balanced.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 29, 2016 09:41 PM (W0RfD)

128 Looks more like a head bump.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 29, 2016 09:42 PM (FkBIv)

129 A marriage that really lasts is one that keeps you from mutually being forced to testify against one another.

Posted by: Jean at January 29, 2016 09:42 PM (cXiMR)

130 Things Bill didn't say immediately following: "You better put some ice on that."

Posted by: Lady in Black...Death to the Man Bun! at January 29, 2016 09:42 PM (pVkEV)

131 I still have never been able to erase that picture from years ago of those two "lovers" dancing on the beach in the Virgin Islands.

Gah!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 09:42 PM (FsuaD)

132 See? I'm not a dyke. (As far as you know.)

All the spinster librarians who support me are now swooning, wishing Bill was kissing them.

Posted by: Hillary at January 29, 2016 09:42 PM (oKE6c)

133 "Just imagine what I had to do. "

Well?!? Get your fat ass over here and get this over with!!!!

-HRC

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 29, 2016 09:42 PM (tv9zS)

134 How many are in that AIDS cocktail?

That. Plus one or two?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 29, 2016 09:37 PM (b99VK)

I honestly don't know who gets the worse end of the bargain. On one hand, Hillary knows exactly where Bill has been and that some forms of VD are forever. On the other hand, Hillary.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 29, 2016 09:43 PM (NPofj)

135 That does it! I'm taking back my endorsement.

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at January 29, 2016 09:43 PM (WQMJ4)

136 So this year, the democrats have a candidate who talks like Chairman Mao, and one who dresses like him.

Posted by: Josephistan at January 29, 2016 09:43 PM (7qAYi)

137 96 Fredo Baggins got kissed? by who? Gollum?

I was always suspicious of that whole cave scene...
Posted by: Horta Crap at January 29, 2016 09:32 PM

C'mon now, what wealthy bachelor doesn't have a close relationship with his gardener?
Posted by: Abe Vigoda's Ghost at January 29, 2016 09:37 PM (LHYvh)

Ugh. They really gheyed up the Frodo/Sam relationship, especially in Return of the King.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 29, 2016 09:43 PM (kpqmD)

138 It's a good thing tonight isn't Maet's ONT. You just know he would complete the punishment by gracing us with YOKO.

Posted by: chique testing testing at January 29, 2016 09:44 PM (g6yUI)

139 Bill starting to look like a cadaver

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2016 09:44 PM (voOPb)

140 Maet is probably planning to follow up with a Yoko ONT.

Posted by: @votermom at January 29, 2016 09:39 PM (cbfNE

Great minds!

Posted by: chique testing testing at January 29, 2016 09:44 PM (g6yUI)

141 Posted by: chique testing testing at January 29, 2016 09:44 PM (g6yUI)

Don't say that name! NEVER SAY THAT NAME!!!

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 29, 2016 09:44 PM (kpqmD)

142 Hey CDR M has 15 minute don't give him any Yoko ideas

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2016 09:44 PM (voOPb)

143 Bill probably wears too much cologne, and Hillary! probably smells like a Depends that needed changing hours ago.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 09:45 PM (FsuaD)

144 Bill just wanted to see what Huma's pussy tastes like.

Posted by: bestie21 at January 29, 2016 09:45 PM (HUeC4)

145 Even my browser couldn't take that pic. It just crashed. Poor thing.

Posted by: @votermom at January 29, 2016 09:45 PM (cbfNE)

146 I still have never been able to erase that picture from years ago of those two "lovers" dancing on the beach in the Virgin Islands.

Short and gray and old and ugly
The girl from Little Rock goes walking and
When she passes, each one she passes goes

GAH!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 29, 2016 09:45 PM (FkBIv)

147 Honestly...in a sick, twisted way- Bill and Hillary kind of make me believe in love a lil bit. Like...no matter how hopeless my love life gets...there truly is someone out there for everybody.

I mean....they found each other. He is a mega-creeper, and she is pretty much the only woman in the world that not only puts up with it, but doesn't really care. She's not all that feminine; but his desire for power and esteem trumps his desire for a true lady.

Posted by: TickledPink at January 29, 2016 09:45 PM (F5hTl)

148 Yoko times ten.

Posted by: eman at January 29, 2016 09:45 PM (MQEz6)

149 God, look at the size of her ass. Her hips are bigger than Bill's. She's gotta turn sideways to go through a turnstile.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 29, 2016 09:45 PM (oKE6c)

150 I'm going to go ahead and call it -- Team Clinton just jumped the shark.

Posted by: Jean at January 29, 2016 09:46 PM (cXiMR)

151 Pop quiz, hot shot. You can see Yoko Ono naked, or listen to her sing. What do you do?

Posted by: Josephistan at January 29, 2016 09:46 PM (7qAYi)

152 As a former resident of Arkansas during the Clinton years, from 1974-1998, all of Arkansas and then the nation had a frontseat viewing of the Clinton's relationship. Since Arkansas is such a small place, everyone knew what everyone else was doing. Needless to say, Bill and Hillary pretty much would come together when they needed to and did what they did apart when they could. Think of them as a precursor to reality tv before it became a reality.

I really wish that this reality show called the Clintons which has been running now for over forty years was cancelled for my remaining golden years.

Posted by: wg at January 29, 2016 09:46 PM (mlyQI)

153 "Like...no matter how hopeless my love life gets...there truly is someone out there for everybody."

You hold onto that hope. Me, I've resigned myself to dying alone and unloved.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 29, 2016 09:46 PM (kpqmD)

154 Exclusive photo of the event:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/zyj3wsx

Posted by: derit at January 29, 2016 09:47 PM (OC+TJ)

155 Posted by: Josephistan at January 29, 2016 09:46 PM (7qAYi)

Commit suicide.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 29, 2016 09:47 PM (kpqmD)

156 Bill starting to look like a cadaver

=====

should get a horde delegation for his state funeral when it happens

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 29, 2016 09:47 PM (Cq0oW)

157 91 A pic of a topless Yoko Ono would have been preferable to that "kiss"
Barf.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 29, 2016 09:36 PM (hVdx9)

Maetenloch is working on your request...

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at January 29, 2016 09:47 PM (dPpmC)

158 there truly is someone out there for everybody.

Kind of like the Keymaster and the Gate Keeper.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 29, 2016 09:47 PM (6FqZa)

159 I guarantee you that Bill's right hand is three fingers deep in Hillary's crevice of forbidden pleasures.

Posted by: Fritz at January 29, 2016 09:47 PM (BngQR)

160 >>Pop quiz, hot shot. You can see Yoko Ono naked, or listen to her sing

Sing.
I can't smell a song.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2016 09:47 PM (b99VK)

161
I just fwowed up.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 29, 2016 09:48 PM (kdS6q)

162 Seems he's 69 years old. I think he looks a lot older than that.
Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 29, 2016 09:38 PM (dFi94)

Decades of whoring will do that to you.

Also, veganism.

Posted by: chique testing testing at January 29, 2016 09:48 PM (g6yUI)

163 Bill! Don't do it, it's got to be a trap of some kind! With that cough of hers, she's probably trying to steal some of you vital essence. Your death would be a hell of a boost to her poll numbers, and they're sagging worse than her...well, they're pretty bad.

Posted by: Grimaldi at January 29, 2016 09:48 PM (Ycz0Z)

164 >>God, look at the size of her ass. Her hips are bigger than Bill's. She's gotta turn sideways to go through a turnstile.

Shut up and get me a seat belt extender peasant.

Posted by: Hillary at January 29, 2016 09:48 PM (c7vUv)

165 149 God, look at the size of her ass. Her hips are bigger than Bill's. She's gotta turn sideways to go through a turnstile.

Really? I think she looks rather svelte.

Posted by: Michelle Obama at January 29, 2016 09:48 PM (7qAYi)

166 It's a good thing tonight isn't Maet's ONT. You just know he would complete the punishment by gracing us with YOKO.
Posted by: chique testing testing at January 29, 2016 09:44 PM (g6yUI)

Yo . . . er . . . John Lennon's second wife would . . . dare I say this . . . be an improvement.

Sort of like herpes would be an improvement over syphilis, true, but at least Yo . . . John Lennon's second wife doesn't want to be President.

Well, not as far as I know.

Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2016 09:48 PM (s5o+q)

167 I really wish that this reality show called the
Clintons which has been running now for over forty years was cancelled
for my remaining golden years.

Posted by: wg at January 29, 2016 09:46 PM (mlyQI)

You call this reality??

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 29, 2016 09:48 PM (oKE6c)

168 Cocaine is a hell of a drug

Posted by: bestie21 at January 29, 2016 09:48 PM (HUeC4)

169 I'd love for it to be sincere ('cuz I'm a romantic. A romantic with a Sick Of It All tattoo).

We all know it's not sincere.

But Sick Of It All's LAST ACT OF DEFIANCE rocks like a motherfucker. Especially the song about the 2nd Amendment.

Thank God I'm a punk rocker.

Posted by: some asshole at January 29, 2016 09:49 PM (l9C+f)

170 153
"Like...no matter how hopeless my love life gets...there truly is someone out there for everybody."

You hold onto that hope. Me, I've resigned myself to dying alone and unloved.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 29, 2016 09:46 PM (kpqmD)

DAMMIT. Do NOT make me come after you. You're a moron in good standing, and therefore better than most of the people on this planet.

If some of the nasty, evil, smug douchebags I know can actually find true love, don't you DARE give up.

*steps off soap box*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 09:49 PM (FsuaD)

171 >> I guarantee you that Bill's right hand is three fingers deep in Hillary's crevice of forbidden pleasures.
Posted by: Fritz

I don't think so. Huma isn't even in the picture.

Posted by: Aviator at January 29, 2016 09:50 PM (c7vUv)

172 159 I guarantee you that Bill's right hand is three fingers deep in Hillary's crevice of forbidden pleasures.
Posted by: Fritz at January 29, 2016 09:47 PM (BngQR)

I say again: spare a thought for Bill, and what he just went through.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 29, 2016 09:50 PM (oKE6c)

173 Pop quiz, hot shot. You can see Yoko Ono naked, or listen to her sing. What do you do?
Posted by: Josephistan at January 29, 2016 09:46 PM (7qAYi)

Inquiry: do I have a handgun handy? Is it loaded?

Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2016 09:50 PM (s5o+q)

174 Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 09:49 PM (FsuaD)

Damn. I think I just got some tough love right there.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 29, 2016 09:50 PM (kpqmD)

175 "151 Pop quiz, hot shot. You can see Yoko Ono naked, or listen to her sing. What do you do?

Posted by: Josephistan at January 29, 2016 09:46 PM"

Shoot the hostage. Then shoot myself.

Posted by: Abe Vigoda's Ghost at January 29, 2016 09:50 PM (LHYvh)

176 #139 aids

Posted by: torabora at January 29, 2016 09:51 PM (dpweQ)

177 176 #139 aids

Posted by: torabora at January 29, 2016 09:51 PM (dpweQ)

Everyone has AIDS.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 29, 2016 09:51 PM (kpqmD)

178 The thought bubble above them reads: do you think the rubes bought it?

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 29, 2016 09:51 PM (egOGm)

179 I guarantee you that Bill's right hand is three fingers deep in Hillary's crevice of forbidden pleasures.

This is the way... step inside...

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 29, 2016 09:51 PM (6FqZa)

180 "151 Pop quiz, hot shot. You can see Yoko Ono naked, or listen to her sing. What do you do?

Posted by: Josephistan at January 29, 2016 09:46 PM"

I, for one, will never forgive Mark Chapman. Yoko was right there, and he had rounds left. What was he thinking? She was a freebie at that point.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 29, 2016 09:52 PM (oKE6c)

181 I say again: spare a thought for Bill, and what he just went through.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 29, 2016 09:50 PM (oKE6c)

I look at Chelsea, and think "That poor man, Web Hubbell, going where even Bill wouldn't go."

Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2016 09:52 PM (s5o+q)

182 The kiss didn't work.

Bring out her stripper pole and step ladder.

Posted by: eman at January 29, 2016 09:52 PM (MQEz6)

183 That is the Kiss of Desperation. The last resort. The thing you do when your back is up against the wall and there's nothing left but to . . . kill Hillary.

I'm beginning to think the Clintons fear something . . .

Posted by: iforgot at January 29, 2016 09:53 PM (YOxw1)

184 Shit, when you're looking at your meal ticket disappearing you'd be amazed at what you can make yourself do!

Posted by: Billy C. at January 29, 2016 09:53 PM (KUOAX)

185 What are they wearing? ? ?

You would think that with all the money they've gotten via corruption she would have a better stylist. Honestly.

Posted by: chique testing testing at January 29, 2016 09:53 PM (g6yUI)

186 You guys keep it up with the "Y" word and we'll be sure to get it. CDR may feel the need to make an example of us.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 29, 2016 09:53 PM (tv9zS)

187 Many of us here have had Bill in their Deadpool -- for sympathetic State funeral purposes -- with a post Convention target date.

Schedule may have moved up

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 29, 2016 09:53 PM (rs5De)

188 >>Everyone has AIDS.

That's what killed Mikey.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2016 09:53 PM (b99VK)

189 You call this reality??

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 29, 2016 09:48 PM (oKE6c)

Seems like a good time for this song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqKcUS2Npic

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at January 29, 2016 09:53 PM (HalrA)

190 too much too late. if america falls for this shit, we deserve a reaming this country will never forget. i'm not convinced most people fall for this shit everytime never underestimate the idiocy of the electorate.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 29, 2016 09:53 PM (ucDmr)

191 I don't think so. Huma isn't even in the picture.

Posted by: Aviator at January 29, 2016 09:50 PM (c7vUv)
Psychically dude, psychically.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 29, 2016 09:53 PM (NPofj)

192 The kiss didn't work.

Bring out her stripper pole and step ladder.
Posted by: eman at January 29, 2016 09:52 PM (MQEz6)

WHAT!??!?!????

Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2016 09:54 PM (s5o+q)

193 180 "151 Pop quiz, hot shot. You can see Yoko Ono naked, or listen to her sing. What do you do?

Posted by: Josephistan at January 29, 2016 09:46 PM"

I, for one, will never forgive Mark Chapman. Yoko was right there, and he had rounds left. What was he thinking? She was a freebie at that point.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 29, 2016 09:52 PM (oKE6c)

You'll be hearing from my lawyers.

Posted by: Denis Leary at January 29, 2016 09:54 PM (kpqmD)

194 Okay, there is literally NOTHING Bill won't do to be the First Gentleman.

Posted by: no good deed at January 29, 2016 09:54 PM (GgxVX)

195 "Make it look good, if you ever want to see the inside of the WH again, asshole."

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 29, 2016 09:54 PM (J9FkY)

196 I look at Chelsea, and think "That poor man, Web Hubbell, going where even Bill wouldn't go."
Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2016 09:52 PM

So how do you think that went down? Did Webb lose a poker game with Bill & the Little Rock Mafia?

Posted by: Michelle Obama at January 29, 2016 09:54 PM (7qAYi)

197
Damn. I think I just got some tough love right there.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 29, 2016 09:50 PM (kpqmD)

You sure as hell did. {{{smooch}}}

Get out there and get involved in shit you're interested in. You'll be surprised the people you'll meet, many of whom feel just like you.

Now, go out there and enjoy doing shit, and you may just find someone you like as a friend. And then, it may grow into something amazing.

Good luck. And I'll add you to my ever growing prayer list. For realz.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 09:54 PM (FsuaD)

198 and there's nothing left but to . . . kill Hillary.
--------------------------

Holy God, total Freudian typo. KISS Hillary. Man, the psycho-lexicological implications are staggering.

Posted by: iforgot at January 29, 2016 09:54 PM (YOxw1)

199 Yoko topless
NSFW
http://preview.tinyurl.com/jrfnj77

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 29, 2016 09:55 PM (hVdx9)

200 Barf.

Posted by: rabidfox at January 29, 2016 09:55 PM (EW9tX)

201 Aww, Ebola and Zika still have that ole spark

Posted by: derit at January 29, 2016 09:55 PM (OC+TJ)

202
Who slipped whom the tongue?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 29, 2016 09:55 PM (BK3ZS)

203 >>>I guarantee you that Bill's right hand is three fingers deep in Hillary's crevice of forbidden pleasures.
Posted by: Fritz at January 29, 2016 09:47 PM (BngQR)<<<

Sorry, Bill. That's closed. The mooseknuckle out front should have told you.

Posted by: Huma Weiner at January 29, 2016 09:55 PM (H9MG5)

204 You'll be hearing from my lawyers.
Posted by: Denis Leary at January 29, 2016 09:54 PM

Uh, mine too!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 29, 2016 09:55 PM (7qAYi)

205 I, for one, would welcome some YokONT.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2016 09:55 PM (b99VK)

206 127 Ace hates everyone. He's fair and balanced.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 29, 2016 09:41 PM (W0RfD)

Great. Now I've got "Ace hates us all!!" as screamed by Tom Araya in my head.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 29, 2016 09:55 PM (jV8Mq)

207 Hillary's brother also has wide jowels.

Webb is clean!!!

Posted by: eman at January 29, 2016 09:56 PM (MQEz6)

208 For the ladies and gents
John AND Yoko nude

http://preview.tinyurl.com/jrfnj77

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 29, 2016 09:56 PM (hVdx9)

209 So how do you think that went down? Did Webb lose a poker game with Bill & the Little Rock Mafia?
Posted by: Michelle Obama at January 29, 2016 09:54 PM (7qAYi)

It was Arkansas.

"Here, hold muh beer . . . and watch THIS!"

"Oh, God, Webb, we were kidding! Jesus, man, oh . . . augh, oh . . . ew . . ."

Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2016 09:56 PM (s5o+q)

210 199 Yoko topless
NSFW

NSFW? Not safe for anywhere!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 29, 2016 09:57 PM (7qAYi)

211 >>I've got "Ace hates us all!!" as screamed by Tom Araya in my head.

Yeah, but that Double Bass Drum is worth it!

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2016 09:57 PM (b99VK)

212 I tell ya, Iowa. The man still makes me hot! Can't you just feel the sexual energy on stage?

I got so excited, I think some dust expelled from my hoo-ha....like a mini Mt. St. Helen's!

Posted by: Hillary! at January 29, 2016 09:57 PM (KUOAX)

213 Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 09:54 PM (FsuaD)

You are a lovely person Jane. Seriously.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 29, 2016 09:57 PM (kpqmD)

214 If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

Posted by: HILARY CLINTON at January 29, 2016 09:57 PM (3qosJ)

215 142 Hey CDR M has 15 minute don't give him any Yoko ideas
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2016 09:44 PM (voOPb)

I wouldn't do that do you guys. Well, at least not intentionally.

Posted by: CDR M at January 29, 2016 09:57 PM (SCx0h)

216 "Get out there and get involved in shit you're interested in. "

So, what are your interests and hobbies, Insom?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 29, 2016 09:58 PM (tv9zS)

217 Didn't poor ol' Vince Foster walk in Hillary's garden too? And you saw how that turned out.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 29, 2016 09:58 PM (dvuhZ)

218 203 >>>I guarantee you that Bill's right hand is three fingers deep in Hillary's crevice of forbidden pleasures.
Posted by: Fritz at January 29, 2016 09:47 PM (BngQR)

Sorry, Bill. That's closed. The mooseknuckle out front should have told you.
Posted by: Huma Weiner at January 29, 2016 09:55 PM (H9MG5)

OMG. I'm laughing like an idiot and projectile vomiting simultaneously!

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 29, 2016 09:58 PM (kpqmD)

219 @153

Oh don't get me wrong. Most of the time, I have that same idea. Well...myself and lots of dogs.

But, it's moments like these that make me believe....for better or for worse....maybe there is someone out there for me after all.

Posted by: TickledPink at January 29, 2016 10:00 PM (F5hTl)

220 If you stuck your fingers in Hillary's crevice, you'd pull out bloody stumps. It's like Xenomorph blood.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 29, 2016 10:00 PM (dvuhZ)

221 Meow.

Posted by: LoonieToonces, the TransCat at January 29, 2016 10:00 PM (LQLeS)

222 OMG. I'm laughing like an idiot and projectile vomiting simultaneously!

Yeah, that's prime time around here. When the Horde's brightest stars come out to shine.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 29, 2016 10:00 PM (7qAYi)

223 How cute!

Hillary--the Lurleen Wallace of the Left.

Posted by: Furious George at January 29, 2016 10:01 PM (RIzwy)

224 Insomniac, being single is not the same as being unloved.

I haven't been romantically involved with anyone in a while, but I've had lots of love in that time.

Posted by: chique testing testing at January 29, 2016 10:01 PM (g6yUI)

225 >>The mooseknuckle out front should have told you.

Yeah, that's about as good as this thread is going to get.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2016 10:01 PM (b99VK)

226 She's going to have work a bit harder than that to release my 2nd Chakra.

Posted by: Al Gore at January 29, 2016 10:01 PM (3b9U4)

227 At least this wasn't the last link of the ONT. Woulda left my brain hemorrhaging in my sleep

Posted by: BacktoGA at January 29, 2016 10:02 PM (/22Vh)

228 I'm going back to my Julie Newmar catwoman world...

Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2016 10:02 PM (qUNWi)

229 Interesting, she got fat and he got skinny. It's symbolic in some way?

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at January 29, 2016 10:02 PM (LQLeS)

230 Posted by: Al Gore at January 29, 2016 10:01 PM (3b9U4)

What was the secret to releasing the first Chakra?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 29, 2016 10:02 PM (SCx0h)

231 You are a lovely person Jane. Seriously.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 29, 2016 09:57 PM (kpqmD

You're sweet, but seriously, just get out and do shit. I can't count the number of people I know who had given up on ever finding anyone, who met someone special from doing something weird (nothing crazy-weird) like a class or hiking or something.

Just go, dude.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 10:02 PM (FsuaD)

232 "If you really think about it, kissing is like putting your lips to the 'sweet' end of 66 feet of intestine."

Posted by: derit at January 29, 2016 10:03 PM (OC+TJ)

233 Damn, they'll do anything to get her elected.

Posted by: unfatmatt at January 29, 2016 10:04 PM (ofDwz)

234 wait til chelsea er sea bisquit runs. bill in his custom motorized wheelchair (drool cup icluded) and the beast on her custom hoveround with the built in dildo. it will be epic.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 29, 2016 10:04 PM (ucDmr)

235
Slick Willie looks like he's wasting away. I hope so. Rotten draft dodging bastard

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 29, 2016 10:04 PM (45oDG)

236 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 29, 2016 09:58 PM (tv9zS)

Well, I used to have a lot of interests and hobbies that have since been reduced by career and physical limitations. My primary hobby these days is recreational shooting, mostly pistol and rifle. I like music, used to play guitar, was big into martial arts and was a bit of a gym rat. I'm also a nerd - I like scifi, anime, video games, that kind of stuff.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 29, 2016 10:04 PM (kpqmD)

237 Been said before but Bill looks awful; is it his vegetarian diet or meds? He needs to put on some weight. He reminds me of those patients in late stages of terminal cancer or aids.

Posted by: IC at January 29, 2016 10:05 PM (hm6fK)

238 That the "It's okay, hon, it's gone. Plead to something small, let's go shake some folks down for a few million and build a really nice retirement house. We've had a good run." kiss.

Posted by: JEM at January 29, 2016 10:05 PM (o+SC1)

239 I admit it, I can be catty sometimes.

Posted by: Felix at January 29, 2016 10:05 PM (LQLeS)

240 What was the secret to releasing the first Chakra?

Posted by: Bill Clinton

Hold on. I drank a bit too much tea. Back in a second...

Posted by: Al Gore at January 29, 2016 10:05 PM (3b9U4)

241 Bill looks like he's six months away from death. Seriously.

Dude looks horrible.

I'm sure that's Hildebeast's plan.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 10:06 PM (FsuaD)

242 Really, ace?
You hate us that much?

Posted by: Chi at January 29, 2016 10:06 PM (fSuK4)

243 I can smell the desperation wafting off my laptop screen.

Seriously, what else do they have except some last-ditch attempt at resurrecting the '92 power couple myth?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2016 10:06 PM (NOIQH)

244 Ace, he hates us,
Yes, he do,
For his blog it tell me so,
Commenters post much too long,
They are weak but he is strong,

Yes, Ace he hates me!
Yes, Ace he hates me!
Yes, Ace he hates me!
Yes, Ace he hates me!

Ace he hates me, this I know
From the archives long ago,
All the lost Paul Anka days,
Went Kaboom in desperate haze,

(repeat chorus)

Ace he hates us, now we're stuck
Hoping ONT's don't suck
Maybe Yoko, maybe not
We'll be glad with what we got

(repeat chorus)

"

Posted by: Mrs. Peterson's 2nd grade Sunday School Class at January 29, 2016 10:06 PM (s5o+q)

245 That Norwegian pussy can't compete with me.

Posted by: Eartha Kitt at January 29, 2016 10:07 PM (LQLeS)

246 They're making really sexy undies for the "mature" demo these days. The black lace-over-red satin on the new Depends Crotchless is exquisite.

Posted by: Spellcheck at January 29, 2016 10:07 PM (HKBpI)

247 So Bill has whatever Al Sharpton has.

Posted by: Josephistan at January 29, 2016 10:07 PM (7qAYi)

248 Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 10:02 PM (FsuaD)

All right then. Weirdness here I come!

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 29, 2016 10:07 PM (kpqmD)

249 Damn. Look at that 21 Window Bus at the Barrett Jackson auction...

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2016 10:07 PM (b99VK)

250 >>>If you really think about it, kissing is like putting your lips to the 'sweet' end of 66 feet of intestine.<<<

You're just a big sappy romantic, aren't you? It's a curse that some of us must suffer.

Posted by: Fritz at January 29, 2016 10:07 PM (BngQR)

251 247 So Bill has whatever Al Sharpton has.
Posted by: Josephistan at January 29, 2016 10:07 PM (7qAYi)

I was thinking the exact same thing. They both went from corpulent to looking like bobble heads.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 29, 2016 10:08 PM (kpqmD)

252 I was just wondering where Al Gore would go to release his next chakra, and I was thinking "probably Burma".

I was wrong. He's coming to the Philippines, next March: http://tinyurl.com/jqqbxap

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 29, 2016 10:08 PM (6FqZa)

253 Damn. Look at that 21 Window Bus at the Barrett Jackson auction...

OK, Hillary's put on some weight, but that comparison is completely unfair.

To the VW.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 29, 2016 10:08 PM (YJmuy)

254 Making the Wal-Mart people look stylish.

You almost want to feel sorry for them.

Nah.

Posted by: Prince Matchabelli at January 29, 2016 10:09 PM (zmZ2x)

255
Well, I used to have a lot of interests and
hobbies that have since been reduced by career and physical limitations.
My primary hobby these days is recreational shooting, mostly pistol
and rifle. I like music, used to play guitar, was big into martial arts
and was a bit of a gym rat. I'm also a nerd - I like scifi, anime,
video games, that kind of stuff.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 29, 2016 10:04 PM (kpqmD)

Good grief. You're more interesting than most of the men I know (excluding husband and son, of course).

Jeebus. Put yourself out there. There are women who would flock to a guy like you.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 10:09 PM (FsuaD)

256 Bill looks like shit. I wouldn't put it past Hilary to be slowly poisoning him to death. Bill dies while Hilary is running for president? Sympathy votes.. Hil gets in.

Posted by: jewells45 at January 29, 2016 10:09 PM (CNHr1)

257 I was hoping nude Yoko pics would distract from the Clinton kiss.
If not even that works...it's bad...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 29, 2016 10:09 PM (hVdx9)

258
Interesting, she got fat and he got skinny. It's symbolic in some way?

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at January 29, 2016 10:02 PM (LQLeS)

What is the symbolism? Not unusual for old men to get skinny or old women to get fat.

Posted by: cm9000 at January 29, 2016 10:09 PM (2TUVm)

259 The reason they're looking either puffed or skeletal or old for their years is they are eight full years behind schedule on this, a hunk of life not easy to recover at their age. They were supposed to be preparing to triumphantly exit the White House around now, with Chelsea prepared to slide into the Senate in 2018 or into the 2016 Democrat administration as the Secretary of Women's Concerns. A good 20-some Golden Years ahead to bring them up to a half-billion dollar fortune or beyond.

Obama screwed them. Thanks to him, they are now dragging their raggedy old sleep-deprived frames around trying to look and sound fresh while their clothes either hang like bags or stretch until the buttons near pop off, like a couple of old vaudevillians who can't quit because they can't afford to. Then there's Chelsea . . .

It's got to be hatred all the way.

Posted by: iforgot at January 29, 2016 10:09 PM (YOxw1)

260 Can I get in on this action?

Posted by: Madelline Albright at January 29, 2016 10:10 PM (SCx0h)

261 And then they both looked at eachother, saying - at the same time - "hey.... Is that pussy I smell on your breath?"

Posted by: Sam in Va at January 29, 2016 10:10 PM (9stgl)

262 I was thinking the exact same thing. They both went from corpulent to looking like bobble heads.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 29, 2016

"Here's the deal. You get weath, power, women, and no one can touch you as long as you live. But you have to look like an orange on a toothpick."

"Where do we sign, Prince of Darkness?"

Posted by: Josephistan at January 29, 2016 10:10 PM (7qAYi)

263 It always comes down to the flocking, which never happens once that ring goes on

Posted by: derit at January 29, 2016 10:10 PM (OC+TJ)

264 Been said before but Bill looks awful; is it his
vegetarian diet or meds? He needs to put on some weight. He reminds me
of those patients in late stages of terminal cancer or aids.

Posted by: IC at January 29, 2016 10:05 PM (hm6fK)

Given his licentiousness, I would suspect the latter. Given his age, I would suspect the former. I think if Bill actually had cancer, though, Hillary would be exploiting that shit for all it was worth.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 29, 2016 10:10 PM (NPofj)

265 Someone at Newsbusters posted a photoshop of Hillary behind bars and Bill visiting.

It was HILLarious.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 10:11 PM (FsuaD)

266 Bill looks like he's six months away from death. Seriously.

Dude looks horrible.

I'm sure that's Hildebeast's plan.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 10:06 PM (FsuaD)

They'll hold his funeral at the Democrat National Convention.I come to bury Bill, not to praise him;

The evil that men do lives after them,
Oops skip that last part

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 29, 2016 10:11 PM (45oDG)

267 Both Sharpton and Bill C. got that big papier mache head thing going on after losing weight.

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at January 29, 2016 10:11 PM (LQLeS)

268 If Bill kicks the bucket, O will hold a massive state funeral. Electing Hillary is what Bill would've wanted. Make him smile on us looking down.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 29, 2016 10:11 PM (dvuhZ)

269 The black lace-over-red satin on the new Depends Crotchless is exquisite.

Posted by: Spellcheck at January 29, 2016 10:07 PM (HKBpI)
Depends Crotchless - as useful for keeping your ass from spontaneously spilling its contents all over the floor as ass-less chaps.

Posted by: Aging Freddy Mercury at January 29, 2016 10:11 PM (T78UI)

270 they make bernie look classy. what's next? The beast twerking to show us how hip she is?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 29, 2016 10:11 PM (ucDmr)

271
229 Interesting, she got fat and he got skinny. It's symbolic in some way?
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at January 29, 2016 10:02 PM (LQLeS)

Conservation of Mass, er Ass, um Evil

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 29, 2016 10:12 PM (BK3ZS)

272 Yeah, Insomniac, sounds like you should be up to your waist in it.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 29, 2016 10:12 PM (6FqZa)

273 >>Can I get in on this action?

Aw, sure you can, come over here, Maddie!

Posted by: Elena Kagan at January 29, 2016 10:13 PM (NOIQH)

274 What is the symbolism? Not unusual for old men to get skinny or old women to get fat.

She's sucking the life out of him?

Sadly for Bill, she's not using the Lewinsky method.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 29, 2016 10:13 PM (YJmuy)

275 "Bill looks like he's six months away from death. Seriously."

Jimmeh has looked that way since 1987 and he's still with us.

Carter won't die until the rabbit finally gets him. It has been written.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 29, 2016 10:13 PM (noWW6)

276 So, if Hillary ever actually ends up in prison, does anyone believe Billy Jeff will ever visit her?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 10:14 PM (FsuaD)

277 Dude looks horrible.

I'm sure that's Hildebeast's plan.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 10:06 PM (FsuaD)
-----------------------------I'd think so too, except she needs him to run around picking up checks. Prolly a name for that guy in mafia-talk.

Posted by: iforgot at January 29, 2016 10:14 PM (YOxw1)

278 Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 10:09 PM (FsuaD)

Need to find them I suppose. I have a wee bit of a confidence problem.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 29, 2016 10:14 PM (kpqmD)

279 fucking rabbit haunts my dreams

Posted by: Jimmeh at January 29, 2016 10:14 PM (8aOqE)

280
Please people, they're Depend Undergarments (no "s").

P and G (or J and J, or whomever) went to great lengths to pick a reliable and sound name.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 29, 2016 10:16 PM (BK3ZS)

281 Men don't necessarily get that skinny as they age. It's a combination of guilt and veganism and being overshadowed in the power game by his wife these days.

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at January 29, 2016 10:16 PM (LQLeS)

282 >>Ace hates everyone. He's fair and balanced.

He just needs more hugs.

Posted by: Elena Kagan at January 29, 2016 10:16 PM (NOIQH)

283 tim allen was right. they are just like herpes. they never go away. just like the bush cabal.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 29, 2016 10:16 PM (ucDmr)

284 Was the monster rabbit in Monty Python and the Holy Grail a slyreference to the Carter rabbit? I can't remember if that film came out before or after that incident.

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at January 29, 2016 10:17 PM (LQLeS)

285 You want accidental busty girl on girl
You'll settle for Carly Fiorina speeches
You'll get Bill and Hill

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 29, 2016 10:17 PM (6FqZa)

286
Prolly a name for that guy in mafia-talk.

Buffer

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 29, 2016 10:17 PM (BK3ZS)

287 That rabbit's dynamite!

Posted by: Josephistan at January 29, 2016 10:18 PM (7qAYi)

288 Seriously, what else do they have except some last-ditch attempt at resurrecting the '92 power couple myth?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2016 10:06 PM (NOIQH)
------------------------Like I say, Obama stole eight precious years from them. It's been aaaages since they were that couple. Trying to look cute and adoring now, while he looks ready to collapse like an old building and she looks ready to explode out of her pantsuit? Desperate.

Posted by: iforgot at January 29, 2016 10:18 PM (YOxw1)

289 >>they make bernie look classy. what's next? The beast twerking to show us how hip she is?

Oh, she's already done the dancing bit recently on the Ellen show --- bing at your own risk!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2016 10:18 PM (NOIQH)

290 ONT is up you've been told. Now scurry along little corgis

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2016 10:19 PM (voOPb)

291 280
Please people, they're Depend Undergarments (no "s").

*******************
I don't know. It depends.

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at January 29, 2016 10:19 PM (LQLeS)

292 283 tim allen was right. they are just like herpes. they never go away. just like the bush cabal.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 29, 2016 10:16 PM

Come to think of it, bush cabal sounds like a venereal disease too.

Posted by: Josephistan at January 29, 2016 10:19 PM (7qAYi)

293 @264

Well....IF that were the case, she has to get the timing right. It is a little too early to exploit anything. If she revealed anything before receiving the nomination, people would say, "How could she concentrate on the election/being President with so much on her plate?"

If she gets indicted, it could come out then, as a last ditch effort to gain sympathy. But, once she got the nomination, that would be the time for any secrets to come out, and get the sympathy/ "We love Bill" vote.

Posted by: TickledPink at January 29, 2016 10:19 PM (F5hTl)

294 Bill and Hillary's marriage has been a sham for a long time now.
The difference is they have given up on the fa�ade.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 29, 2016 10:19 PM (hVdx9)

295 >>So, if Hillary ever actually ends up in prison, does anyone believe Billy Jeff will ever visit her?
Posted by: Jane D'oh

I might drop by as long as it is not required to be a conjugal visit.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 29, 2016 10:20 PM (c7vUv)

296 "does anyone believe Billy Jeff will ever visit her?"

Heh.

Hahaha. Hahahahahahaha.......

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 29, 2016 10:20 PM (tv9zS)

297 So, do you think Bill will 'wait for her' until she
gets out of prison for the whole blatant disregard for national security
thing?
Posted by: Anon at January 29, 2016 09:37 PM (HtsKA)

Hill will never go to jail. That would smack of "betrayal of our sort" by the people who need the trust and support of "their sort".

Start slapping the "in" crowd into jail for mishandling burn before disclosing intelligence in a way that probably betrayed so many allies and agents, (most of whom never went to the right schools and are in no way related to the right sort of people) might make the people who would be otherwise beholden to reconsider their priorities.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2016 10:21 PM (q2o38)

298 >>It's been aaaages since they were that couple.

They've loved apart/separate lives since she left the WH to run for Senate.
16+ years of bill catting around the globe while Hills lived in DC w/her mom and the ever-growing thing w/Huma, whatever *that* is.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2016 10:21 PM (NOIQH)

299 Insomniac,
May I just tell you that women are lucky to find a man that isn't a bum, is kind, and treats them with respect. You sir, a catch.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 29, 2016 10:22 PM (egOGm)

300 Mmmmmm conjugal visits.

Just think of it.

Posted by: TickledPink at January 29, 2016 10:22 PM (F5hTl)

301 ...Probably being slowly poisoned by one of Hillary's! minions...
Could be. I think that would likely get her elected if timed right.

Posted by: scorecard at January 29, 2016 10:23 PM (kk/oj)

302 Coming in 2017: Two disbarred lawyers for the price of one!

Posted by: Furious George at January 29, 2016 10:23 PM (RIzwy)

303 A kiss that doesn't fly like that outta be on some kinda list

Posted by: derit at January 29, 2016 10:24 PM (OC+TJ)

304 I think if Bill actually had cancer, though, Hillary would be exploiting that shit for all it was worth.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 29, 2016 10:10 PM (NPofj)

-----------------------
Either that or she'd keep it hushed up so their "donors" wouldn't panic and demand immediate fulfillment of whatever promises the Clintons made them.

Posted by: iforgot at January 29, 2016 10:24 PM (YOxw1)

305 ...Hill will never go to jail...

True. But the black ops people might arrange an accident. She has put their livelihood at risk.

Posted by: scorecard at January 29, 2016 10:27 PM (kk/oj)

306 They've loved apart/separate lives since she left the WH to run for Senate.
16+
years of bill catting around the globe while Hills lived in DC w/her
mom and the ever-growing thing w/Huma, whatever *that* is.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2016 10:21 PM (NOIQH)

------------------------------------
It's true, they never really were that couple. Having to drag their act on this long is another peculiar torture inflicted on them by Obama.

Posted by: iforgot at January 29, 2016 10:27 PM (YOxw1)

307 If some of the nasty, evil, smug douchebags I know can actually find true love, don't you DARE give up.

*steps off soap box*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 09:49 PM (FsuaD)

Oh, Sweetie. I found love. Then I was asked to go away.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2016 10:30 PM (q2o38)

308 ...have given up on the facade...

The fact that they are trying to get the facade going again says lots of things. A whole bunch of people may be required to go back into the closet till Hillary's second term.

Posted by: scorecard at January 29, 2016 10:32 PM (kk/oj)

309 Brings to mind
"Jack Sprat could eat no fat
His wife would eat no lean
And so between them both you see
They licked the platter clean"

Posted by: Museisluse at January 29, 2016 10:34 PM (5erTj)

310 Ewwwwwwwwwwww.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 29, 2016 10:40 PM (Xo1Rt)

311 I think it's the first time he has kissed her in about sixty years. So it's kind of nice. I guess at his age, she's jailbait.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 29, 2016 11:11 PM (B8JRQ)

312 Sadly, I have a vested interest in seeing Carter live a long and cancer free life since my sister is taking the same experimental drug he took and it's the only thing that can help here.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 29, 2016 11:45 PM (1g2Zc)

313 Indictment, baby!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 30, 2016 12:03 AM (sl+zA)

314 C'mon Hills...give him a Lewinsky..

Posted by: sunnyblack at January 30, 2016 12:13 AM (XQOqx)

315 And I just threw up in my mouth...

Posted by: Lena Dumbham at January 30, 2016 12:52 AM (SJ184)

316 They'll do ANYTHING!

Posted by: Mudshark at January 30, 2016 12:54 AM (hcggm)

317 Bill Clinton really doesn't look well.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2016 12:56 AM (w4NZ8)

318 Woah. She has fucking ballooned. She looks more WalMart than presidential. Heavens. The Enquirer was right about this one.

Posted by: oddnot not liking these times at January 30, 2016 02:44 AM (g1MTt)

319 Gross!

Posted by: Vacuumjockey at January 30, 2016 05:49 AM (2dgxY)

320 No doubt, he was thinking of someone else, when he had to do it

Posted by: neotrotsky at January 30, 2016 06:19 AM (xRDrX)

321 The contrast between Bill the Vegan Stick and Pork Chop Hillary is too much. They make each other look worse. I really didn't think that was possible but there you are.

Posted by: Lester at January 30, 2016 06:25 AM (2UPXV)

322 So someone still believes that's a real marriage?

Damn.

Posted by: RKae at January 30, 2016 06:28 AM (xiHNC)

323 317
Bill Clinton really doesn't look well.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2016 12:56 AM

Everyone I have ever known who is a vegetarian looks like a sick possum. I'm sure there might be a few who don't but not many. They have pink rimmed eyes which I think is anemia. And they have control "issues".

Posted by: Lester at January 30, 2016 06:30 AM (2UPXV)

324 Isn't it just DARLING, though? These two increasingly decrepit septuagenarians, Withers Bill, trailing musk from his gigantic pedulata, his queen Thunderette Thighs scarfing up his pungent slime path like a sex-crazed snail, the two making sweet congress http://tiny.cc/qj2o8x

4 years of watching that, day after day ... maybe 8: oh sweet Jesus gloriosa take me now

Posted by: Lloyd the Cellulite Alchemist at January 30, 2016 06:36 AM (lqeGC)

325 She must be elected President because she is married to an impeached President, or some stupid shit like that. WTF?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 30, 2016 06:43 AM (rFAl4)

326 Slick Willie is a shadow of himself. His legs look like spindle posts in those saggy baggy pants

Posted by: billypaintbrush at January 30, 2016 07:42 AM (cSSBx)

327 I think Bill has a disease he isn't disclosing. I know he had a heart attack a few years ago, but people have heart attacks and recover better than he has. I think the heart attack was the result of whatever disease he has.

My guess is late stage syphilis, as indicated by his weight loss, heart problems and diminished speech due to cerebral lesions.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 30, 2016 07:59 AM (CWJ0q)

328 Reaching back to the Democratic Convention Playbook, Page 10, Par 2: Step onto stage; Kiss wife passionately. This worked for Al Gore, right?

Posted by: DaveA at January 30, 2016 08:00 AM (GV37l)

329 @312

Prayers for President Carter and especially your sister.

Hopefully this medicine is a Godsend.

Posted by: TickledPink at January 30, 2016 08:20 AM (F5hTl)

330 No, truly disgusting would be watching 69 year-old Donald Trump kiss his 45 year-old wife.

Posted by: JEA at January 30, 2016 08:29 AM (xiUz4)

331 he did it to get a taste of Huma

Posted by: macko at January 30, 2016 08:40 AM (/mlup)

332 Was his kiss positively verbaly affirmed beforehand?
Is one kiss an endorsement further?

Posted by: MoJoTee at January 30, 2016 09:07 AM (aR8Ih)

333 331: The taste of Huma, with a hint of aged Wiener.

Posted by: MoJoTee at January 30, 2016 09:08 AM (aR8Ih)

334 It's smart that this blog has a clean thread to express what the people of the USA know in their loins, forever.

Posted by: MoJoTee at January 30, 2016 09:12 AM (aR8Ih)

335 Question is: which drunken sot is holding up the other?

Posted by: Hanzo at January 30, 2016 09:25 AM (jRg7K)

336 Forget the Clintons. What about that flag?

I mean, there's a lot going on in Iowa's state flag. What's going on there? What's the back story?

Is the bird flying around with that ribbon for people to see it, or is it flying off with it? Or is the thing so heavy that the bird is struggling to remain airborne? Because that's what it look like; he's going down!

Are there words on the back of the ribbon?

(So many questions.)

Posted by: FireHorse at January 30, 2016 09:28 AM (yUv7u)

337 Bill tastes the Resolve� and thinks back to 1997...

Posted by: ColonelHaiku at January 30, 2016 09:55 AM (Y8JQ4)

338 Everyone I have ever known who is a vegetarian looks like a sick possum.
Posted by: Lester at January 30, 2016 06:30 AM (2UPXV)

Considering that healthy possums look sick, that's a good one.

Posted by: rrpjr at January 30, 2016 10:03 AM (s/yC1)

339 They love the smell of pussy on each other's breaths.

I know, a bit much.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 30, 2016 10:18 AM (QdAXQ)

340 Hillary you should put some ice on that. Actually you should put it on ice.

Posted by: Bill at January 30, 2016 10:19 AM (QdAXQ)

341 339 They love the smell of pussy on each other's breaths.

I know, a bit much.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn

I should read the comments before posting. I should have known there's many comments on this stream. Touche.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 30, 2016 10:22 AM (QdAXQ)

342
163 Bill! Don't do it, it's got to be a trap of some kind! With that cough of hers, she's probably trying to steal some of you vital essence. Your death would be a hell of a boost to her poll numbers, and they're sagging worse than her...well, they're pretty bad.

Posted by: Grimaldi

Bill's running on fumes in the vital essence department.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 30, 2016 10:26 AM (QdAXQ)

343
Did he bite her lip?

Posted by: Hepcat at January 30, 2016 10:47 AM (IeR2g)

344 So Bill has whatever Al Sharpton has.

Yeah, its called Vegan Diet...the silent death warrant!

Posted by: Old Codger at January 30, 2016 11:01 AM (fpd99)

345 They're that desperate?

Posted by: formwiz at January 30, 2016 11:23 AM (3rwvI)

346 I just got diarrhea again.

Posted by: cuchieddie at January 30, 2016 01:14 PM (BYOka)

347 They make Rosie O'Donnell and Tom Cruise look like Jeanette MacDonald and Nelson Eddy.

Posted by: me at January 30, 2016 02:09 PM (SC+jr)

348 re: 180

I, for one, will never forgive Mark Chapman. Yoko was right there, and he had rounds left. What was he thinking? She was a freebie at that point.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 29, 2016 09:52 PM (oKE6c)
------------According to Wikipedia Chapman used a .38 special revolver and fired 5 shots, 4 hits, 1 miss. Nowadays, a lot of .38 snubbies are 5 rounds. Don't know how common that was in 1980.Given that Chapman planned to kill Lennon up close and personal, I would guess he had the snubbie, not a full size 4" barrel model, which would hold 6 rounds.

Posted by: jbarntt56 at January 30, 2016 02:15 PM (hZo0w)

349 All Smith stubbies were five rounds back then 'cept the short barrel models 10 and 19 which weren't really snubbies.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 30, 2016 03:32 PM (JMnoS)

350 I kissed a guy once. It was almost this unconvincing.

Posted by: Spellcheck at February 03, 2016 12:51 PM (HKBpI)

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