Football Thread: Late Game Edition: Vikings vs. Packers [CBD]

What...so there is no content?

Sue me.

And yes...I am a retaaad. Sorry about the delay.

No Packers cheerleaders, so you will have to settle.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 09:15 PM

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1 Evening all.

Posted by: Beth M at January 03, 2016 09:11 PM (kiy9d)

2 even so far

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at January 03, 2016 09:12 PM (8aOqE)

3 Woohoo! Hope your weekend went well. Had to finally turn the alarm on my phone back on.

Posted by: Beth M at January 03, 2016 09:13 PM (kiy9d)

4 **sees the 3rd pic**

It's like deja vu all over again.

Posted by: zombie Yogi Berra at January 03, 2016 09:13 PM (H9MG5)

5 We don't like you CBD, but we'll make do with the cheerleaders.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 03, 2016 09:13 PM (GEICT)

6 That BMW commercial, wow. Way to know the demographic your broadcasting to, dumbasses.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 03, 2016 09:13 PM (kTF2Z)

7 I have a sudden craving for ribs.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 03, 2016 09:14 PM (08Znv)

8 Oh shit. Yeah, have to turn alarm back on. Dammit!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 03, 2016 09:14 PM (kTF2Z)

9 How 'bout them Seahawks!!!???

Posted by: Diogenes at January 03, 2016 09:15 PM (08Znv)

10 Skol!

Although if the Vikes lose it'll be fun times at work.

Posted by: thathalfrican at January 03, 2016 09:16 PM (R5HRU)

11 Alarm?
I love working from home....

Posted by: Diogenes at January 03, 2016 09:16 PM (08Znv)

12
No Packers cheerleaders, so you will have to settle.

*sigh*

Just to show you how much I love Teh Horde, I volunteer to throw myself onto the grenade. In fact, I'm willing to do it several times.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 03, 2016 09:16 PM (o98Jz)

13 I have a sudden craving for ribs.
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Sorry, I gave at the office.

Posted by: Adam at January 03, 2016 09:17 PM (kTF2Z)

14 seahawks looked too strong today, if vikes win tonight they play them next

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at January 03, 2016 09:17 PM (8aOqE)

15 That is an awful commercial. But now Dowton Abbey is on.

Posted by: Beth M at January 03, 2016 09:17 PM (kiy9d)

16 Norv Turner coordinating like it's 1995!

Posted by: thathalfrican at January 03, 2016 09:18 PM (R5HRU)

17 Sigh. Stupid phone typing.

Posted by: Beth M at January 03, 2016 09:18 PM (kiy9d)

18 Sorry Adam. Was thinking ribs...Viking style.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 03, 2016 09:20 PM (08Znv)

19 And the Browns coach doesn't even make it to Black Monday. Pettine and the GM both fired. I wonder if hey can hop a flight and still hang with Johnny Manziel in Vegas.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 03, 2016 09:22 PM (z/Ubi)

20 >>>Sorry Adam. Was thinking ribs...Viking style.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 03, 2016 09:20 PM (08Znv)<<<

Blood eagle? Ewwwww.

Posted by: Ragnar Lothbrok at January 03, 2016 09:22 PM (H9MG5)

21 #3. Whoa.

Posted by: Gern Blansdon at January 03, 2016 09:23 PM (cEvZ8)

22 Well, I haven't seen the second one before at least.

But what are the pockets for?

Posted by: rickl at January 03, 2016 09:25 PM (sdi6R)

23 They are all phonies. Every one of 'em.

Posted by: Holdenette Caulfield, NFL Cheerleader at January 03, 2016 09:26 PM (JO9+V)

24 neither of these teams will stand a chance against seahawks, panthers, cardinals. maybe against redskins

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at January 03, 2016 09:26 PM (8aOqE)

25 Two hundred thou on the pass line, baby!

Posted by: Johnny Cocktail at January 03, 2016 09:28 PM (Dwehj)

26 There's some pointy ribs.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2016 09:28 PM (uZNvH)

27 downton abbey - new season?

Posted by: @votermom at January 03, 2016 09:31 PM (cbfNE)

28 Manziel will be in Dallas next year if he's lucky.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 03, 2016 09:32 PM (MNgU2)

29 Votermom... yes first ep of final season.

Posted by: Beth M at January 03, 2016 09:33 PM (kiy9d)

30
The weight loss type / realdose nutrition ad is flat out creepy.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at January 03, 2016 09:33 PM (BK3ZS)

31 Doesn't matter about GB they are 1 & done in playoffs

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at January 03, 2016 09:35 PM (voOPb)

32 One of the Jets blogs called Gang Green Nation doesn't allow profanity in the comments.

Any Jets blog which doesn't allow profanities and obscenities is like a Hooter's that doesn't allow ogling.

Posted by: kbdabear at January 03, 2016 09:35 PM (GrXXa)

33 I have a sudden craving for ribs.

Or thighs.

Posted by: guy staring intently at second picture at January 03, 2016 09:35 PM (dbDB8)

34
But what are the pockets for?

Costume fail safeguards?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at January 03, 2016 09:36 PM (BK3ZS)

35 if gb wins tonight it's a rematch next week

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at January 03, 2016 09:36 PM (8aOqE)

36 That cheerleader in the middle of the top picture uses the razor for more than her legs.

Posted by: kbdabear at January 03, 2016 09:37 PM (GrXXa)

37 @ 31

I think, MH, that just making the playoffs counts as some team's Super Bowl.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 03, 2016 09:37 PM (jeCnD)

38 The Bucs cheerleader is symbolic of how popular motorboating is in the Tampa area

Posted by: kbdabear at January 03, 2016 09:38 PM (GrXXa)

39 Oh shit. Yeah, have to turn alarm back on. Dammit!

Damn, you're right. Note to employers: a two-week shutdown is nice, but not everyone feels like coming back after that second week!

Posted by: t-bird at January 03, 2016 09:39 PM (Z58Xa)

40 Thank You stupid Jets. Do to your stupid stupidity, my stupid Steelers will be in the playoffs, for a short while. It will be a quick trip. They have a swiss cheese pass defense and a injured running game. Good luck my stupid Steelers. It would be nice if you assholes could beat the teams your suppose to beat but nah, thats not how you all roll.

Yes, I'm a bit drunk.

Posted by: Puddleglum, morose Steelers fan at January 03, 2016 09:44 PM (Zg9jQ)

41 Yay Team! Fight Team! Go local sports Team!

YAYYYY!!!

Posted by: A Generic Sports Fan at January 03, 2016 09:44 PM (WVsWD)

42 Chi,
If you're around, I just dropped you a chili recipe in the food thread.

Posted by: lindafell de spair at January 03, 2016 09:45 PM (xVgrA)

43 IG I think they play to make the playoffs not to win super bowl championship

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at January 03, 2016 09:46 PM (voOPb)

44 Well, this is a barn burner. At least my Cowboys have the 4th pick in the draft. Jerry will pick a player no one has ever heard of.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 03, 2016 09:46 PM (kTF2Z)

45
When does the new season of Where Are My Pants? debut?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at January 03, 2016 09:47 PM (BK3ZS)

46 Aw the tears of that poor Tampa Bay girl are delicious.

38-10 PANTHERS WIN.

Man it was only 43 at the game and it felt cold as shit. GB people think the game tonight at 26 is warm.

So figure.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 03, 2016 09:49 PM (jJRIy)

47
Yes, I'm a bit drunk.

If you were s'faced drunk, you'd say "stooooped".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at January 03, 2016 09:49 PM (BK3ZS)

48 I get the feeling that the Falcons' coach will be getting a lot of phone-calls on how the f@#$ to beat the Panthers

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 03, 2016 09:51 PM (6FqZa)

49 It might be warm Nip but I'm glad I'm home watching game.

Youngest daughter & her stud muffin went to the game with my tickets

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at January 03, 2016 09:52 PM (voOPb)

50 9
How 'bout them Seahawks!!!???

Posted by: Diogenes at January 03, 2016 09:15 PM (08Znv)

YES Panther's fans thank you.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 03, 2016 09:52 PM (jJRIy)

51 @44 And everyone is reporting that Manziel wants out of Cleveland to go to Dallas, so we might have that circus too.

Posted by: All Teh Meh at January 03, 2016 09:53 PM (VviqM)

52 All those girls with the ribs have awful overbites and what's with the V on their V's?

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 03, 2016 09:53 PM (jJRIy)

53 Ribs, beer guts, and cleavage. What a variety!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 03, 2016 09:56 PM (JO9+V)

54 52 All those girls with the ribs have awful overbites and what's with the V on their V's?

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 03, 2016 09:53 PM (jJRIy)

Vikings

Posted by: kbdabear at January 03, 2016 09:57 PM (GrXXa)

55 Hey Nip. We want another shot at the Panthers. They won't win next time.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 03, 2016 09:57 PM (08Znv)

56 To all the cabbage lovers out there, we feel you.

Posted by: Chick-fil-A at January 03, 2016 09:58 PM (FkBIv)

57 Go Vikes!

Posted by: eman at January 03, 2016 09:59 PM (MQEz6)

58 51 @44 And everyone is reporting that Manziel wants out of Cleveland to go to Dallas, so we might have that circus too.

And we'll be on it!!! REALLY REALLY on it!!

Posted by: ESPN, jock sniffers at January 03, 2016 10:00 PM (Zg9jQ)

59 55
Hey Nip. We want another shot at the Panthers. They won't win next time.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 03, 2016 09:57 PM (08Znv)

You guys are peaking pretty well and frankly our game has shown no consistency. We made two TD on turnovers , Cam threw two interceptions in the red zone and if Tampa didn't suck we would have lost the game.

You all need to lose, we don't want any of your shit.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 03, 2016 10:00 PM (jJRIy)

60 GO CHARGERS!

Posted by: Wrong Decade at January 03, 2016 10:02 PM (pAH7H)

61
58 51 @44 And everyone is reporting that Manziel wants out of Cleveland to go to Dallas, so we might have that circus too.

And we'll be on it!!! REALLY REALLY on it!!
Posted by: ESPN, jock sniffers at January 03, 2016 10:00 PM (Zg9jQ)

And if he's does he's gone about it in a really stupid way. Because only a truly desperate dysfunctional team would be willing to look at him with all the off field scrutiny he continues to get. Hell he tried to cover up that he was in Vegas with some dumb Instagram photo tagged in Ohio.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 03, 2016 10:05 PM (z/Ubi)

62 >>>@44 And everyone is reporting that Manziel wants out of Cleveland to go to Dallas, so we might have that circus too.

Posted by: All Teh Meh at January 03, 2016 09:53 PM (VviqM)<<<

**still clapping from the early football thread**
That'd be great. Just great. I think I'm the perfect coach to manage talents like Johnny, and Dez, and Greg Hardy, and Rolando McClain. Positive reinforcement is all those fellas need. Lots of support, and clapping. Nothin' more important than the clapping!

Posted by: Jason Garrett, ginger imbecile, what needs to be fired... out of a cannon... into a volcano at January 03, 2016 10:05 PM (H9MG5)

63 Is Spunkeye off? Is it safe to go back to the game?

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 03, 2016 10:05 PM (rwI+c)

64 TD

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at January 03, 2016 10:08 PM (8aOqE)

65 Well, now that the whiners just fired Tomsula, maybe the Browns can snatch him up.

Posted by: SMFH at January 03, 2016 10:08 PM (ahx2/)

66 They seem nice.

*sings I'm So Ronery*

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 03, 2016 10:08 PM (kpqmD)

67 Do all the fired coaches get together at a bar and try to out cry each other?

Posted by: eman at January 03, 2016 10:10 PM (MQEz6)

68
65 Well, now that the whiners just fired Tomsula, maybe the Browns can snatch him up.
Posted by: SMFH at January 03, 2016 10:08 PM (ahx2/)

So I guess no one wants to wait till black Monday to start firing. Maybe they'll go after Coughlin or Pagano once they're let go.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 03, 2016 10:11 PM (z/Ubi)

69 Big belly is sexier than big boobs. Remember that ancient Gaia statuette. Why do so many guys arbitrarily believe the reverse?

Posted by: Lena Dunham at January 03, 2016 10:11 PM (7EHW6)

70 Who is Team Upskirt playing again?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 03, 2016 10:11 PM (hlMPp)

71
70 Who is Team Upskirt playing again?
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 03, 2016 10:11 PM (hlMPp)

Team Downblouse

Posted by: Buzzion at January 03, 2016 10:12 PM (z/Ubi)

72 >>>Do all the fired coaches get together at a bar and try to out cry each other?

Posted by: eman at January 03, 2016 10:10 PM (MQEz6)<<<

**sobs** Sometimes.

Posted by: Dick Vermeil at January 03, 2016 10:12 PM (H9MG5)

73 The girl in pic#2 has the ample thighs of a Mother of Empires.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 03, 2016 10:12 PM (rwI+c)

74 A hemisphere of fat. Isn't that objectively beautiful in and of itself? Why does it matter if it is my belly or my breast?

Posted by: Lena Dunham at January 03, 2016 10:14 PM (7EHW6)

75 70 Who is Team Upskirt playing again?
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 03, 2016 10:11 PM (hlMPp)

Team Downblouse
Posted by: Buzzion at January 03, 2016 10:12 PM (z/U

Nice.

*pops popcorn

**may or may not be a euphemism

***just to get that out of the way

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 03, 2016 10:14 PM (hlMPp)

76 Juanita Broaddrick Tweets a thank you to the New Hampshire representative who confronted Hillary about Broaddrick today: https://twitter.com/atensnut

Posted by: Jane at January 03, 2016 10:18 PM (rDidp)

77 Rooting vikes on behalf of the visiting parents.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 03, 2016 10:18 PM (TqXWc)

78
76 Juanita Broaddrick Tweets a thank you to the New Hampshire representative who confronted Hillary about Broaddrick today: https://twitter.com/atensnut
Posted by: Jane at January 03, 2016 10:18 PM (rDidp)

The MFM called her a heckler.

Posted by: eman at January 03, 2016 10:18 PM (MQEz6)

79 Congrats Lena. Seems you're this generations 'it' couple.

#WASTF

http://tinyurl.com/nmr5bwd

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 03, 2016 10:19 PM (hlMPp)

80 Football's over today for me. Broncos won, Manning got to play.

Looks like Zero's doing a special Friday on the Ministry for Propaganda and Public Enlightenment Channel, aka CNN.

He and Panderson Pooper will discuss his awesome exec order guaranteed to solve everything, and keep those enemy Republicans from shooting up those malls and stuff.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 03, 2016 10:20 PM (U6f54)

81 After seeing today's Jets vs. Bills game I think it would be cool to see the Bills in the playoffs. I like their QB.

(Not that way. NTTIAWWT)

Posted by: eman at January 03, 2016 10:22 PM (MQEz6)

82 bridgewater does a favre(not the good kind)

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at January 03, 2016 10:22 PM (8aOqE)

83 Just got word that Oregon has shut down HWY 78. That's one of the main routes where the dumbass standoff is going on.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 03, 2016 10:23 PM (GUBah)

84 He's got great feet!

*drools*

Posted by: Rex Ryan at January 03, 2016 10:23 PM (z/Ubi)

85 Since it's billed as a "town hall," I'm sure some righteous NRA members and CCW owners will be there to provide balance, and support the new commonsenseTM approach to things.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 03, 2016 10:24 PM (U6f54)

86 80 Football's over today for me. Broncos won, Manning got to play.

Looks like Zero's doing a special Friday on the Ministry for Propaganda and Public Enlightenment Channel, aka CNN.

He and Panderson Pooper will discuss his awesome exec order guaranteed to solve everything, and keep those enemy Republicans from shooting up those malls and stuff.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 03, 2016 10:20 PM (U6f54)

That .gov building getting taken over by armed whitey's surely came at a good time.

o.O

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 03, 2016 10:25 PM (hlMPp)

87 Juanita who?

And who's Bill Ayers?

Sheesh, you old guys and the past.

Posted by: That Millenial Voter just down the street at January 03, 2016 10:26 PM (+1T7c)

88 Baseball logos are mostly stylized lettering. Why are NFL logos such ugly mean faces? Broncos, Redskins, Vikings, Panthers. Ugly, mean faces.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at January 03, 2016 10:26 PM (7EHW6)

89 Oregon better not mess up the feetball schedule.

Posted by: eman at January 03, 2016 10:27 PM (MQEz6)

90 The Viking cheerleaders have placed their monograms in an interesting place that wouldn't work for any of the other teams.

Posted by: Sasquatch at January 03, 2016 10:29 PM (ly8OC)

91 Looks like a pass to me.

Posted by: eman at January 03, 2016 10:29 PM (MQEz6)

92 It was spiraling.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 03, 2016 10:30 PM (rwI+c)

93 ?

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at January 03, 2016 10:30 PM (8aOqE)

94 I swear, the commentators are seeing different footage than I am. It will be overturned.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 03, 2016 10:31 PM (rwI+c)

95 If you're on Twitter, check out #scannersquawk. Some GB reporter is tweeting out the security scanner from the game. HI-larious.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 03, 2016 10:31 PM (t5zYU)

96 tough call, the hit forced the arm forward

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at January 03, 2016 10:31 PM (8aOqE)

97 Hey, we got one right!

Posted by: blind zebras at January 03, 2016 10:32 PM (H9MG5)

98 I'm not seeing it. The position of the laces never changed on his fingers, and it spiraled.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 03, 2016 10:33 PM (rwI+c)

99 Suffice it to say Lambeau Field appears to be filled with drunk, vomitus brawlers, about 40 of whom have been tossed thus far. Lol

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 03, 2016 10:33 PM (t5zYU)

100

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at January 03, 2016 10:33 PM (8aOqE)

101 All from a bogus holding call.

Posted by: eman at January 03, 2016 10:33 PM (MQEz6)

102 Ew!!

Posted by: eman at January 03, 2016 10:34 PM (MQEz6)

103 Suffice it to say Lambeau Field appears to be filled with drunk, vomitus brawlers

And that's just on the field.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 03, 2016 10:34 PM (rwI+c)

104 I'd much rather see Bobo running around in the forest wearing a woman's dress than Lena Dunham doing anything.

Posted by: Sasquatch at January 03, 2016 10:34 PM (ly8OC)

105 Hillary or Lena Dunham. A gun's at your head and you must choose one or die. Choose which one will ride your face. Which one? 10 seconds.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 03, 2016 10:36 PM (dvuhZ)

106 At least Dunham's scamper isn't mummified, presumably.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 03, 2016 10:37 PM (rwI+c)

107 rodgers perfect pass

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at January 03, 2016 10:38 PM (8aOqE)

108 105 Hillary or Lena Dunham. A gun's at your head and you must choose one or die. Choose which one will ride your face. Which one? 10 seconds.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 03, 2016 10:36 PM (dvuhZ)

Just pull the fucking trigger already.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 03, 2016 10:39 PM (kpqmD)

109 The lady or the tiger.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 03, 2016 10:40 PM (FkBIv)

110 I'll choose to eat the bullet.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 03, 2016 10:40 PM (kTF2Z)

111 Had an convo witth and ol GF tonight. Think I proposed..

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 03, 2016 10:40 PM (YRM5Y)

112 88 Baseball logos are mostly stylized lettering. Why are NFL logos such ugly mean faces? Broncos, Redskins, Vikings, Panthers. Ugly, mean faces.
Posted by: Lena Dunham at January 03, 2016 10:26 PM (7EHW6)

You'd know all about ugly faces I reckon.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 03, 2016 10:41 PM (kpqmD)

113 Which one? 10 seconds.

Die with dignity or die slowly and horribly, from the inside out? That's an easy choice.

Posted by: t-bird at January 03, 2016 10:41 PM (n22zQ)

114 Hillary or Lena Dunham. A gun's at your head and you must choose one or
die. Choose which one will ride your face. Which one? 10 seconds.

If it's all the same to you, I'll take the bullet to the head.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at January 03, 2016 10:42 PM (m9V0o)

115
105 Hillary or Lena Dunham. A gun's at your head and you must choose one or die. Choose which one will ride your face. Which one? 10 seconds.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 03, 2016 10:36 PM (dvuhZ)

Wow, Japanese game shows are weird.

Posted by: eman at January 03, 2016 10:42 PM (MQEz6)

116 Did she say yes, Ricardo?!

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 03, 2016 10:43 PM (t5zYU)

117 You didn't specify which Hillary.

I'll take Mlle Duff.

Posted by: loopholes at January 03, 2016 10:43 PM (dbDB8)

118 Google must be censoring. I typed "Lena Dunham is". You used to get suggestions such as "fat pig", etc. that popped up. Now, I get "awesome". They must be giving safe spaces to all the little snowflakes like Lena.

That scene of her sitting on the damned commode nekkid, rolls of flab hanging over the side, eating a cake was something I wish I could get out of my head.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 03, 2016 10:44 PM (dvuhZ)

119 111 Had an convo witth and ol GF tonight. Think I proposed..
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 03, 2016 10:40 PM (YRM5Y)

Wait, what? Propose or propose not, there is no "think I proposed."

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 03, 2016 10:44 PM (kpqmD)

120 Mr. Happy is terribly traumatized by all this talk regarding Hillary and Lena Dunham.

Posted by: Sasquatch at January 03, 2016 10:45 PM (ly8OC)

121 That scene of her sitting on the damned commode nekkid, rolls of flab hanging over the side, eating a cake was something I wish I could get out of my head.

That could not possibly have been on TV- I refuse to believe it- so you must know her personally. Shouldn't some memories be kept private?

Posted by: t-bird at January 03, 2016 10:46 PM (n22zQ)

122 The lady or the tiger.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 03, 2016 10:40 PM (FkBIv)

. . . And I understand you have a young lady with a toothache.

Posted by: Drunken Englishman Joke at January 03, 2016 10:46 PM (q2o38)

123 "Did she say yes, Ricardo?

No, but's she's sort like me.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 03, 2016 10:46 PM (YRM5Y)

124 https://twitter.com/pgdougschneider/status/683857284565458945

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 03, 2016 10:46 PM (t5zYU)

125 That scene of her sitting on the damned commode nekkid, rolls of flab hanging over the side, eating a cake was something I wish I could get out of my head.

Now THAT is obscenity.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 03, 2016 10:47 PM (kpqmD)

126 Cardinals blew the Seattle game off. You don't beat the teams they have beat and then lose like that to Seattle.

Posted by: Tilikum Moderately Nefarious Killer Whale at January 03, 2016 10:48 PM (hVdx9)

127 Littl shinin'man (whatever)

U do pretty good work.

I'm comforted by contemplating how redstate Dems (in non-minority-majority districts) must feel faced with Zero's latest enormity.

I'm from MO, & I'm old, so I have a healthy historical fear of conservative, pro-defense Dems: Symington (the big bomber boy); Warren Hearnes (West Point); etc.

I fear them no longer. Zero has rendered them extinct. Yes?

Posted by: mnwxyz at January 03, 2016 10:48 PM (NiHAc)

128 That scene of her sitting on the damned commode nekkid, rolls of flab hanging over the side, eating a cake.

That is what Google considers awesome.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 03, 2016 10:49 PM (FkBIv)

129 That scene of her sitting on the damned commode nekkid, rolls of flab hanging over the side, eating a cake was something I wish I could get out of my head.

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And now none of us can get it out of our heads either.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 03, 2016 10:49 PM (kTF2Z)

130 >>>That scene of her sitting on the damned commode nekkid, rolls of flab
hanging over the side, eating a cake was something I wish I could get
out of my head.

Too horror-show.

Posted by: Alex at January 03, 2016 10:50 PM (8aOqE)

131 129 That scene of her sitting on the damned commode nekkid, rolls of flab hanging over the side, eating a cake was something I wish I could get out of my head.

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And now none of us can get it out of our heads either.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 03, 2016 10:49 PM (kTF2Z)

About 230 grains should do it...

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 03, 2016 10:51 PM (kpqmD)

132 You're welcome. But blame Jimmy Kimmel for it, I'm just the messenger.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 03, 2016 10:51 PM (dvuhZ)

133 What I can't figure out is why "fun" lead singer Jack Antonoff is doing that hogger voluntarily.

Jack, you're a POP STAR. Even chubby nerds like you get supermodel girlfriends if you're a millionaire musician. You have your own career so you don't need to do Lena to get favors with show biz people.

You spend working time writing songs with Taylor Swift and then go home to a fat nutjob? No wonder you're depressed all the time.

Posted by: kbdabear at January 03, 2016 10:51 PM (GrXXa)

134 105
Hillary or Lena Dunham. A gun's at your head and you must choose one or
die. Choose which one will ride your face. Which one? 10 seconds.

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I'm diving out the window. Homeboy with the gun might miss.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 03, 2016 10:53 PM (ry4ab)

135 We're better than the Dallas Cowboys and not many teams get to say that!

Posted by: Mike Tomsula at January 03, 2016 10:55 PM (n22zQ)

136 Had an convo witth and ol GF tonight. Think I proposed.
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Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 03, 2016 10:40 PM (YRM5Y)

You proposed to an OLD girlfriend?

Posted by: Blano at January 03, 2016 10:56 PM (heN73)

137 exdem13, still got time to enter. Win a trip for 2 to Japan from Crunchyroll

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hy32nvo

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2016 10:57 PM (hmbKk)

138 125
That scene of her sitting on the damned commode nekkid, rolls of flab
hanging over the side, eating a cake was something I wish I could get
out of my head.

Now THAT is obscenity.
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That's why her boyfriend in her show became Kylo Ren and decided to blow up the New Republic.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 03, 2016 10:57 PM (ry4ab)

139 137
exdem13, still got time to enter. Win a trip for 2 to Japan from Crunchyroll

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hy32nvo
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Interesting...

Posted by: exdem13 at January 03, 2016 10:58 PM (ry4ab)

140 Yeah....no.

[CBD]

Posted by: Snoodling Hero Emeritus at January 03, 2016 10:58 PM (k9qR4)

141 No wonder Kylo Ren has so many issues and wants to blow up the galaxy. And him hitting himself while battling Rey takes on well new meaning also.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2016 10:59 PM (hmbKk)

142 >>>Hillary or Lena Dunham. A gun's at your head and you must choose one or
die. Choose which one will ride your face. Which one? 10 seconds.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 03, 2016 10:36 PM (dvuhZ)<<<

**shudders**

Oh man, can't think of anything worse than being faced to make that choice with those two.

Posted by: a facehugger from Alien at January 03, 2016 10:59 PM (H9MG5)

143 Hillary or Lena Dunham. A gun's at your head and you must choose one or
die. Choose which one will ride your face. Which one? 10 seconds.
****

Lena. That way when I return to exact my horrible, headline making revenge upon the gunman, I will never be convicted.

Posted by: Tilikum Moderately Nefarious Killer Whale at January 03, 2016 11:00 PM (hVdx9)

144 Everyone needs a facehugger for Christmas, right Suzy?

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/selection-du-weekend-173-3.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2016 11:00 PM (hmbKk)

145 We'll be a contender next year. We just need our QB back. And an O line. Ok, QB and O line and we're in. And a defense. Ok, QB, O line, and a defense. Maybe some new coaches too. Ok, QB, O Line, defense, and new coaches. That's all we need!

Posted by: Jerry Jones at January 03, 2016 11:00 PM (kTF2Z)

146 Lena Dunham's whole shtick is being as disgusting as humanly possible.

Posted by: Lauren at January 03, 2016 11:00 PM (GZ6Pf)

147 Salome danced before King Obummer, and he promised to give her anything she asked for, so long as it was not his golf memberships. And Salome did not know what to wish for, so she asked Queen Moochelle, "what should I ask for from King Obummer?" And Moochelle said, "the head of the San Francisco 49ers Coach on a plate."

Posted by: exdem13 at January 03, 2016 11:01 PM (ry4ab)

148 Hillary or Lena Dunham. A gun's at your head and you must choose one or
die. Choose which one will ride your face. Which one? 10 seconds.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 03, 2016 10:36 PM (dvuhZ)

You're asking me to choose between Hillary, Lena or Heaven. I'll take Heaven. I'd even shoot myself.

Posted by: Blano at January 03, 2016 11:01 PM (heN73)

149 Bring me the head of Fettuccine Alfredo.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 03, 2016 11:03 PM (FkBIv)

150 That scene of her sitting on the damned commode nekkid, rolls of flab

hanging over the side, eating a cake was something I wish I could get

out of my head.

Too horror-show.

Posted by: Alex

Okay, because I'm a masochist, I looked up that image on Bing. Actually pretty funny and stupid.

Who would eat cake, naked, while sitting on a comode? Lena would. And let herself be photographed doing it.

This is indeed....a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...now older and senile at January 03, 2016 11:03 PM (+1T7c)

151 This is indeed....a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...now older and senile at January 03, 2016 11:03 PM (+1T7c)

Idiocracy was prophecy.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at January 03, 2016 11:05 PM (HalrA)

152 146
Lena Dunham's whole shtick is being as disgusting as humanly possible.
Lena the Hutt: Bring Solo and the Wookie to me.
Han Solo: Just kill me already.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 03, 2016 11:06 PM (ry4ab)

153 Packers recover a fumble. We have a ball game, folks.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 03, 2016 11:06 PM (GUBah)

154 Holy shit.

Posted by: eman at January 03, 2016 11:06 PM (MQEz6)

155 We're proud to sponsor that kickoff return.

Posted by: Butterfingers at January 03, 2016 11:06 PM (H9MG5)

156 ffs

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at January 03, 2016 11:06 PM (8aOqE)

157 Also, ONT is nood.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 03, 2016 11:07 PM (GUBah)

158 Lena Dunham's whole shtick is being as disgusting as humanly possible.

Posted by: Lauren

Yes, but there are many people doing that now. She's going to have to get a lot grosser to continue to attract attention.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...now older and senile at January 03, 2016 11:07 PM (+1T7c)

159 announcers giving the game to packers already

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at January 03, 2016 11:08 PM (8aOqE)

160 Corgis

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2016 11:09 PM (hmbKk)

161 Discount double choke?

Posted by: the "Hey Rogers!" guy at January 03, 2016 11:15 PM (H9MG5)

162 vikes can still blow this

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at January 03, 2016 11:17 PM (8aOqE)

163 vikes can still blow this>>>

Almost.

Posted by: Willy J. at January 03, 2016 11:19 PM (wHX4r)

164 fuck the what

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at January 03, 2016 11:19 PM (8aOqE)

165 wow

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at January 03, 2016 11:30 PM (8aOqE)

166 Damn straight.

Posted by: Piercello at January 03, 2016 11:33 PM (RXfvh)

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