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School That Forced Students To Write "There Is No God But Allah" to Shut Down Tomorrow, Citing "Tone" of Reaction to Their Strange Curriculum--
Shutting Down The Whole District

They specifically say there is "no specific threat" to the school or students.

But they're closing the school anyway.

Actually, they're shutting down the whole district.

Which I take as an attempt to shift attention from their bad behavior to fantasized bad behavior on the part of their critics.

Like so:

Us: You shouldn't make kids write "Allah is god," the same as I assume you would never make them write "Jesus is Lord."

Them: But this was in Arabic. They didn't know what they were writing.

Us: They found out pretty quick. Would you make Muslim kids write "Jesus is Lord"--

Them: But we didn't tell them what they were writing!

Us: You didn't let me finish: Would you make Muslim kids write "Jesus is Lord" in Latin? "Dominum Iesum?" How's that hit you? Does that touch you someplace special?

Them: ...

Us: Or how about in Ancient Greek? Or in Aramaic? Or even -- God forbid -- Hebrew?

Them: That's different.

Us: In what way?

Them: ...

Us: The real difference is that you feel that you may and should pummel Christian kids into being "open minded" about faiths not their own, but you'd be very protective of Muslim kids' religions autonomy wouldn't you?

Them: ---

Us: Are you going to answer?

Them: We're shutting down the school. The Tone of this discussion just proves how important it is to be open to learning about Islam.

Us: This sure seems like an attempt to claim victim status when you're the one crossing lines.

Them: Help! Help! I'm being microaggressed!

Posted by: Ace at 07:56 PM




Comments

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1 Public school? If my kid goes there, I'm suing their ass off.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 17, 2015 07:58 PM (EDYaR)

2 and...first!

Posted by: tu3031 at December 17, 2015 07:58 PM (EDYaR)

3 Still first in your hearts!

Posted by: Jeb! at December 17, 2015 07:58 PM (sOhww)

4 eleventy

Posted by: thathalfrican at December 17, 2015 08:00 PM (R5HRU)

5 I'm telling my grand-daughter what to write if they pull this sh!t in her school.

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 17, 2015 08:01 PM (ftVQq)

6 Notice how the Left can never, EVER acknowledge that they phucked up, or lied, or otherwise screwed the Obama's dinner?

It's always that we forced them, that we just don't understand, somehow.

No, asses, we understand fine, you're traitors and abominations all.

Posted by: acethepug at December 17, 2015 08:01 PM (RHPFv)

7 tu3031

I think the barrel is a-calling

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 17, 2015 08:02 PM (ftVQq)

8 We are being attacked by Italicans that have escaped the barrel.

Posted by: Kristophr at December 17, 2015 08:02 PM (6fIOn)

9 I'm being Italigressed

Posted by: ZBBMcFate at December 17, 2015 08:03 PM (k7D+q)

10 I think a massive lawsuit by parents would fix their wagon good.

If it's good for the goose ...

Posted by: Kristophr at December 17, 2015 08:03 PM (6fIOn)

11 The blog has taken a slant in recent minutes...

Posted by: Wyatt at December 17, 2015 08:03 PM (tCjRC)

12 That's okay, some Catholic university agreed to remove the religious courses requirement because muzzies were offended, and (same one?) set aside a prayer area so the muzzies can show their asses to them 5 times a day.

At a Catholic school.

Go figure.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 17, 2015 08:03 PM (gyKtp)

13 Two high schools near me closed down today due to threats on farcebook.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 17, 2015 08:03 PM (FkBIv)

14 Ace in the barrel

Ace in the barrel

Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2015 08:03 PM (qUNWi)

15 Nope. Wasn't me. I checked.
Maybe it was Allah?

Posted by: tu3031 at December 17, 2015 08:03 PM (EDYaR)

16 I'm feeling strangely drawn to the concept of this movie: Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda (2014)

An American scientist up to no good by creating the half-pterodactyl, half-barracuda: Pteracuda. When the creature inevitably escapes, it's up to Sharktopus to stop him.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at December 17, 2015 08:03 PM (nhiGb)

17 Out of an abundance of caution. . .

. . . silence is best, at this point.

Posted by: Old Demented Pete at December 17, 2015 08:03 PM (wkp5H)

18 The school's behavior is rehensible of course. But did the parents complaining about this just now wake up to the fact that these schools are anti-Christian indoctrination re-education camps?

Posted by: Beeblebrox has 2 Heads at December 17, 2015 08:03 PM (OPCz2)

19
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire.

Posted by: Just the punch line at December 17, 2015 08:03 PM (ODxAs)

20 Public schooling is child abuse.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 17, 2015 08:04 PM (noWW6)

21
What have we done to make American families so mad and disrespect the Religion of Peace?

Posted by: Liberal Snowflake Schoolboard at December 17, 2015 08:04 PM (OiFtZ)

22 Seems easy enough to write "I ask for forgiveness, and accept Jesus Christ as my Savior" in Latin.

Plenty of opportunity to practice calligraphy there.

And that wouldn't upset anybody now, would it?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 17, 2015 08:04 PM (ptqRm)

23 Merry Christmas, Infidels!

Posted by: scrood at December 17, 2015 08:05 PM (3b9U4)

24 The dean is probably out buying tar and feathers right now to apply to the other staffers and blame it on unknown straight white christian makes.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 17, 2015 08:06 PM (T78UI)

25 I can only laugh.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isaiah 9:6 at December 17, 2015 08:06 PM (dFi94)

26 Hi, this is Jesus, and I just want to let all you teachers know THAT YOU"RE ALL GOING TO BURN IN HELL!!!

Posted by: Jesus at December 17, 2015 08:06 PM (EDYaR)

27 School district gave themselves an extra day of Christmas break and prolly cancelled the last day of class Christmas party's. Cute huh?

Posted by: ThunderB at December 17, 2015 08:06 PM (zOTsN)

28 "An American scientist up to no good by creating the half-pterodactyl, half-barracuda: Pteracuda."

If only. These days, the only things American scientists seem able to create are puffed-up public relations scares about global warming.

This is part of the reason we're no longer as respected as we once were.

When, oh when, will the ancient battle cry of "Fools! I'll destroy them all!" once again ring forth from laboratories across our great nation?

Posted by: torquewrench at December 17, 2015 08:06 PM (noWW6)

29 Your tone is worse than Hitler.

Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2015 08:06 PM (qUNWi)

30 Fuck them. Waiting for it to blow over

Posted by: ThunderB at December 17, 2015 08:07 PM (zOTsN)

31 My cousin's wife home schooled their six kids while moving around the country when he was in the Air Force. There are about 14 years between the oldest and youngest. I thought she was crazy. Boy, was I wrong.

Posted by: huerfano at December 17, 2015 08:07 PM (NSb9d)

32
There is a lesson here. Those school leftists are a bunch of pussies. Its time for parents to raise hell and watch them fold.

hee hee, they are afraid of Christians.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 17, 2015 08:07 PM (ODxAs)

33 101 Islamation of America
A class that will discover what makes America become Islam's home

Posted by: Skip at December 17, 2015 08:07 PM (k0xxN)

34 I fu*king give up.

Take me now SMOD. NOW!!!! DAMMIT!!!

Posted by: Choom Boy, off to Hawaii at December 17, 2015 08:08 PM (FsuaD)

35 dicit ei Iesus ego sum via et veritas et vita nemo venit ad Patrem nisi per me

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at December 17, 2015 08:08 PM (nhiGb)

36 Ryan will increase funding for this program.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 17, 2015 08:08 PM (dvuhZ)

37 Have your kid copy that ice cream swirl or a dog turd, muslims think those look like alah too.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 17, 2015 08:08 PM (T78UI)

38 And, kicks off stupid Choom Boy sock.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2015 08:08 PM (FsuaD)

39 and now we see the violence inherent to the system!

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 17, 2015 08:09 PM (Cq0oW)

40
Yeah, applying logic really works with humans...

Posted by: Spock not the doctor at December 17, 2015 08:09 PM (Av8i6)

41 I wonder what astronauts would read today?


http://bit.ly/1k5FBYf

Posted by: grammie winger, Isaiah 9:6 at December 17, 2015 08:09 PM (dFi94)

42 "As we have emphasized, no lesson was designed to promote a religious viewpoint..."

Um, the shahada is explicitly a promotion of islam, jacknuts.

Those fucktards should be recalled before the end of the school year.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 17, 2015 08:10 PM (9YDUz)

43 In fairness, Riverheads High School is the 64th most holy site in Islam.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at December 17, 2015 08:10 PM (nhiGb)

44 Allah be da bomb.


Would that be cool?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2015 08:10 PM (FsuaD)

45 If this all weren't so deadly serious I'd laugh.

Bottom line the whole system is rigged and corrupted beyond all measure.

In a fair world these so-called "educators" would be swinging from the nearest lamp post, they probably go out on some sort of disability and come back tanned, rested and ready to explore new ways to destroy the cohesive bonds of this country.

Pigs, all of them.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 17, 2015 08:10 PM (ILoaF)

46 Any institution embracing Sharia law within the borders of the United States of America shall be subject to severe scrutiny up to and including closure.

Posted by: Fritz at December 17, 2015 08:11 PM (BngQR)

47 Knowing sometimes it takes news a little while from act to public outrage did this happen before or after San Bernardino, if after how many more attacks will it take for lefties to wake tfu

Posted by: Skip at December 17, 2015 08:11 PM (k0xxN)

48 NASA got sued over that. The only reason they won was because the astronauts weren't told to read that.

Since then, damned near anything an astronaut says is carefully scripted.

Posted by: Kristophr at December 17, 2015 08:11 PM (6fIOn)

49 I would like to have these teachers write Luke 2 on their chalkboards. For cultural awareness at this particular time of year.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isaiah 9:6 at December 17, 2015 08:12 PM (dFi94)

50 They'll claim they just did it for the children, so they'll know the proper thing to say the next time a devout islamic terrorist is shooting victims in a gun-free school zone!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 17, 2015 08:12 PM (ftVQq)

51 46
Any institution embracing Sharia law within the borders of the United
States of America shall be subject to severe scrutiny up to and
including closure.

Posted by: Fritz at December 17, 2015 08:11 PM (BngQR)


Die, infidel!!!!!

Posted by: Dearborn, MI at December 17, 2015 08:12 PM (FsuaD)

52 We have our standard; and we have yours.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 17, 2015 08:12 PM (8ZskC)

53 Sharktopus, Pteracuda and Jabberjaw. The three stooges of the deep.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 17, 2015 08:13 PM (FkBIv)

54 And that's EXACTLY how they think they'll fold on impact when the invaders come for them. They'll kneel, submit, and pay the jizya.

Or so they think.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 17, 2015 08:13 PM (iIzG7)

55 Pigs, all of them.

The evil fruit of the Frankfort School has ripened. If you can't get well paid workers to smash the state, take over academia.

Posted by: Kristophr at December 17, 2015 08:13 PM (6fIOn)

56 ..."When, oh when, will the ancient battle cry of "Fools! I'll destroy them all!" once again ring forth from laboratories across our great nation?"
-Posted by: torquewrench at December 17, 2015 08:06 PM (noWW6)

I enjoyed that a bit too much, Destro.


-P.S.: I'll enjoy my days much better if I don't have to endure Peabo Bryson at any point, ever, again.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 08:13 PM (OQ9R7)

57 There is so a specific threat -- from the dhimmi asshats who run the school district.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 17, 2015 08:13 PM (ALEUH)

58 How big is this school district, anyway?
The other day I posted some facts about Greenville, VA - pop. 826 as of 2010, 29 homes for sale in the entire town, etc...
(Small, sleepy, rural town out in the Blue Ridge Mountains)

I would bet my entire net worth that they never rec'd a single threat - they're just pussies.

Posted by: The Chairman Of The Bored at December 17, 2015 08:13 PM (qIFpS)

59 Students are reminded to wear those snazzy black Hugo Boss uniforms for next Wednesday's Fashion in History day.

Posted by: Augusta County School Board at December 17, 2015 08:14 PM (Sdoy3)

60 This town, Verona, is not far from West Virginia. Believe it or not there are mosques not that far away. They knew. They were engaging in propaganda.

I would pull my kid from that school

Posted by: ThunderB at December 17, 2015 08:14 PM (zOTsN)

61 En arkhe kai 'o logos, kai 'o logos en pros ton theon, kai hou theos en 'o logos.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 17, 2015 08:14 PM (iIzG7)

62 As mad as this situation makes me, it was good to have a laugh. And that was funny. Excellent post, Ace.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 17, 2015 08:15 PM (HMt16)

63 There is so a specific threat -- from the dhimmi asshats who run the school district.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 17, 2015 08:13 PM (ALEUH)

If it were my kids school I would probably press that issue.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 17, 2015 08:15 PM (T78UI)

64 >>>36 Ryan will increase funding for this program.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius)

threadwinner!

Posted by: ace at December 17, 2015 08:15 PM (dciA+)

65 See something, say something.

Unless the suspicious characters look even remotely Mideastern.

Then you'll get a sternly worded letter from the DHS.

And look forward for years to come, to deep, deep, extra security screening by TSA.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2015 08:15 PM (FsuaD)

66 And to think it's possible Jihad and jihad bride might have been planning to attack a school.

Posted by: Skip at December 17, 2015 08:15 PM (k0xxN)

67 threadwinner!

Posted by: ace at December 17, 2015 08:15 PM (dciA+)




Threadwinner!

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at December 17, 2015 08:16 PM (nhiGb)

68 "Sharktopus, Pteracuda and Jabberjaw. The three stooges of the deep."
-Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 17, 2015 08:13 PM (FkBIv)

That's a lawsuit! You can't just make people pee themselves at your leisure.

You'll be hearing from my overpaid typewriter.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 08:16 PM (OQ9R7)

69 The revised 23rd Psalm?

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 17, 2015 08:16 PM (Kucy5)

70 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at December 17, 2015 08:16 PM (HderL)

71 "In fairness, Riverheads High School is the 64th most holy site in Islam."

The teachers did their best for the cause.

Posted by: Decaf at December 17, 2015 08:16 PM (mkWIY)

72 Them But...but...but...WE control the agenda! And...and...and...We are the good guys here! What do you mean civil rights apply to everyone equally? Does Hillary know about this?

Posted by: JB1000 at December 17, 2015 08:16 PM (DYdhz)

73 Oy!

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at December 17, 2015 08:16 PM (nhiGb)

74 42
Um, the shahada is explicitly a promotion of islam, jacknuts.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 17, 2015 08:10 PM (9YDUz)


The shahada is explicitly a conversion to Islam.

Were the students told to write it three times?

Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2015 08:16 PM (sdi6R)

75 Ai, ai, Cthulhu ftagn!

Posted by: School Calligraphy Assignment at December 17, 2015 08:17 PM (5QdHI)

76 Hey! Three day weekend! Thanks, rubes!

Posted by: Your Dedicated Public Servants of the Augusta County Public Schools at December 17, 2015 08:17 PM (EDYaR)

77 Were the students told to write it three times?


Practice make perfect, after all.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at December 17, 2015 08:17 PM (nhiGb)

78 I guess all those students will now be considered apostate moslems after Obama surrenders the country.

Posted by: Kristophr at December 17, 2015 08:17 PM (6fIOn)

79 Those fucks

Posted by: Yo! at December 17, 2015 08:18 PM (HderL)

80 Oh FFS!

Shut it down! Shut it all down!

Posted by: rebel flounder at December 17, 2015 08:18 PM (3dOE/)

81 "Were the students told to write it three times?"
-Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2015 08:16 PM (sdi6R)

Yes. There were others that were suspended for saying, "Mary Worth" into a mirror, however.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 08:18 PM (OQ9R7)

82 This is a good fight. But lets not forget the school in fact told the students exactly what the line of "calligraphy practice" meant, and also its significance. The teacher knew exactly what she was assigning, as did the school. What they didn't understand is that Americans might object to Islamic education in Stauntons public schools.

Posted by: MTF at December 17, 2015 08:19 PM (jtf24)

83 Were the students told to write it three times?

Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2015 08:16 PM (sdi6R)

If you recite it three times into a mirror, Mohammed appears and rapes your livestock

Posted by: Secundus at December 17, 2015 08:19 PM (5QdHI)

84 Well since we already have a thread winner I'll call it a night.
Good night horde

Posted by: Skip at December 17, 2015 08:19 PM (k0xxN)

85 My sincerest micro-apologies to the kids who just got an extra day of CHRISTMAS vacation. Don't like me naming the holiday on December 25? Have another micro-apology, and this time I'm sticking it where the sun doesn't shine!

Posted by: pookysgirl at December 17, 2015 08:19 PM (K27gs)

86 School Calligraphy Assignment: "Ai, ai, Cthulhu ftagn!"

You realize all those students will lose Sanity points if they write that in proper Elder God font, right?

Posted by: Kristophr at December 17, 2015 08:19 PM (6fIOn)

87 You know Islam sure is in the news a lot these days......

Posted by: Yo! at December 17, 2015 08:19 PM (HderL)

88 Sending your children to the public (welfare) schools, more and more, is probable cause for child abuse charges.

Think about it.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 17, 2015 08:20 PM (iIzG7)

89 Un-fucking-xactly!

Posted by: Corona at December 17, 2015 08:20 PM (ragzU)

90 "If you recite it three times into a mirror, Mohammed appears and rapes your livestock."
-Posted by: Secundus at December 17, 2015 08:19 PM (5QdHI)

...and your nieghbors' kids.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 08:20 PM (OQ9R7)

91 So there is a documentary called The Mosque in Morgantown


It's about a mosque in Morgantown West Virginia. A Muslim woman goes back home to the mosque she grew up in and is dismayed by how radical it had become, so she tries to reform it. There may not be Muslims in that town but there plenty near by

Posted by: ThunderB at December 17, 2015 08:20 PM (zOTsN)

92 neighbors', even.

Stupid Brain and Fingers.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 08:21 PM (OQ9R7)

93 But the Crusades!1!

Posted by: Augusta County School Board at December 17, 2015 08:21 PM (Dwehj)

94 By now, the TSA knows my bra size, what type of panties (or not) I wear, they know the shoes I love, and that I HATE them with every fiber of my being.

As I said last night, our foreign student comes from a sketchy part of Asia and is dark-skinned.

He was so happy that he wasn't even asked to remove his shoes and the TSA treated him like a jewel on a recent trip to the NE.

So much for being a patriotic American. Fuck it all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2015 08:21 PM (FsuaD)

95 35 dicit ei Iesus ego sum via et veritas et vita nemo venit ad Patrem nisi per me

Christus Vincit, Christus Regnat, Christus Imperat

+++JMJ+++

Posted by: Havildar Major at December 17, 2015 08:21 PM (kUbiD)

96 The kids lose a day of school, but you can bet that the administrators and teachers and cafeteria workers and custodians will not miss a paycheck

Posted by: tmitsss at December 17, 2015 08:21 PM (Pa9vP)

97 If you recite it three times into a mirror, Mohammed appears and rapes your livestock
---
and then explodes.

Posted by: Methos at December 17, 2015 08:21 PM (ZbV+0)

98 It's about a mosque in Morgantown West Virginia.

Hmm. Girl928 lives in Morgantown. It's the home of WVU.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at December 17, 2015 08:21 PM (nhiGb)

99 That school district's administration and teachers need a swift kick in the posterior. Or perhaps all of them need to be Force-choked.

Oh well time to get ready to go see Star Warbles.

Debating adding my Renaissance dagger to ensemble.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2015 08:21 PM (7nAlq)

100 With micro aggressions come micro apologies.....

Posted by: Yo! at December 17, 2015 08:22 PM (HderL)

101 ab omni malo plemem suam defendat

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at December 17, 2015 08:22 PM (nhiGb)

102 When did the NFL become the Pajamas Football League?

Posted by: Fritz at December 17, 2015 08:22 PM (BngQR)

103 The woman in The Mosque in Morgantown? She got kicked out

Posted by: ThunderB at December 17, 2015 08:22 PM (zOTsN)

104 The kids lose a day of school, but you can bet that the administrators
and teachers and cafeteria workers and custodians will not miss a
paycheck.

So...what's your point?

Posted by: Your Dedicated Public Servants of the Augusta County Public Schools at December 17, 2015 08:23 PM (EDYaR)

105 Hey, eff Arabic and their foul death-cult religion.


If the purpose is to teach calligraphy - and we will suspend disbelief and pretend that we believe that to be the case - teach Chinese/Japanese calligraphy, and tie it in with the meaning of the ideographs (which are stylized representations of the concept they convey).


Much more interesting, and instructive, than reproducing the trail of a wounded flea across a piece of paper.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 17, 2015 08:23 PM (oKE6c)

106 The district got caught with its duck in the cookie jar...

Posted by: Sven10077 at December 17, 2015 08:23 PM (g8Hfr)

107 Evening, 'rons! Christmas vacation has officially begun!!!

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at December 17, 2015 08:23 PM (+eR2D)

108 So much for being a patriotic American. Fuck it all.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2015 08:21 PM (FsuaD)

Let's see if I have this right, military father, military son, poster at AoSHQ, please go to that screening line over there!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 17, 2015 08:23 PM (ftVQq)

109 Hey school people - why do you have a winter holiday? What is it that you're celebrating? Snow? So what happens if you live in Florida? Do you still get a "winter holiday"? There is no holiday called "winter". I'm not clear on why you aren't still in school.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isaiah 9:6 at December 17, 2015 08:23 PM (dFi94)

110 Writing out the shahada "should give you an idea of the artistic complexity of calligraphy."

Yes, by all means, there is no other possible way to convey the important life lesson of how "complex" calligraphy is than by forcing non-muslim students to write out a ritual expression of muslim submission.

WHAT BULLSHIT.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 17, 2015 08:23 PM (8ZskC)

111 Anna Puma: Add your American Renaissance pistol instead. Preferably in a caliber that begins with a 4.

Posted by: Kristophr at December 17, 2015 08:23 PM (6fIOn)

112 "When did the NFL become the Pajamas Football League?"
-Posted by: Fritz at December 17, 2015 08:22 PM (BngQR)

Thanks, Obama!

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 08:24 PM (OQ9R7)

113 You realize all those students will lose Sanity points if they write that in proper Elder God font, right?

Posted by: Kristophr at December 17, 2015 08:19 PM (6fIOn)

Let's be honest: They probably weren't doing very much with their gray oatmeal anyway

Posted by: Secundus at December 17, 2015 08:24 PM (5QdHI)

114 How do you write "Mohammed (piss be upon him) is a goatfucking pedophile" in Arabic calligraphy?

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 17, 2015 08:24 PM (dvuhZ)

115 "I would bet my entire net worth that they never rec'd a single threat - they're just pussies."

They consider parental objections as threats, or any negative comment for that matter. I know the type, if you are not applauding them you are threatening them.

Posted by: Decaf at December 17, 2015 08:24 PM (mkWIY)

116 Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2015 08:21 PM (FsuaD)

As the recipient of numerous gropings and secondary inspections, I feel your pain.

The fact that I treat them with thinly-veiled contempt probably doesn't help though.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 17, 2015 08:24 PM (HMt16)

117 What they didn't understand is that Americans might object to Islamic education in Stauntons public schools.
Posted by: MTF at December 17, 2015 08:19 PM (jtf24)
----------
We have several friends who live in the Staunton/Stuarts Draft area. "Object" isn't nearly strong enough. They are PISSED, and they're not bein' shy about it.

Posted by: antisocialist at December 17, 2015 08:25 PM (cDs+4)

118 "WHAT BULLSHIT."
-Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 17, 2015 08:23 PM (8ZskC)

Someone once spoke of Gods of the Copybook Headings, or something.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 08:25 PM (OQ9R7)

119 Challenge the school district add one of the Buddha's teachings in kanji. If they balk, well gee they do have an agenda.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2015 08:25 PM (7nAlq)

120 105 Jay Guevera,

It's disingenuous as hell to teach caligraphy at all when they quit teaching western cursive....

The multi cultis will not quit until they pay a price.

Posted by: Sven10077 at December 17, 2015 08:25 PM (g8Hfr)

121 The district got caught with its duck in the cookie jar...

Uh, that would be camel in the tent.

Posted by: Augusta County School Board at December 17, 2015 08:25 PM (Dwehj)

122 How do you write "Mohammed (piss be upon him) is a goatfucking pedophile" in Arabic calligraphy?


It's so "complex" that it's best not tried.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 17, 2015 08:25 PM (8ZskC)

123 Much more interesting, and instructive, than reproducing the trail of a wounded flea across a piece of paper.


Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 17, 2015 08:23 PM (oKE6c)

Also several "Latin" manuscript fonts such as Uncial and Old English, or heavens to Betsy "Cursive".

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 17, 2015 08:26 PM (ftVQq)

124 "How do you write "Mohammed (piss be upon him) is a goatfucking pedophile" in Arabic calligraphy?"
-Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 17, 2015 08:24 PM (dvuhZ)

I'm applying for Federal Funds as we speak.

#art

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 08:27 PM (OQ9R7)

125 >>>27 School district gave themselves an extra day of Christmas break and prolly cancelled the last day of class Christmas party's. Cute huh?
Posted by: ThunderB at December 17, 2015 08:06 PM (zOTsN)

Oh! That makes me sad for the kids.

Side note, we actually had a prayer before my work Christmas luncheon. Hopefully no one gets reported!!!

Posted by: Lea at December 17, 2015 08:27 PM (GfnFg)

126 Kristophr, don't have one of those. And though the Beretta CX-4 looks like a space gun, BSG used it for the Colonials, I think they would have kittens if I brought it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2015 08:27 PM (7nAlq)

127 School: "at recess today we are burying several students up to their shoulders and everyone else will throw styrofoam rocks at them"

Posted by: MTF at December 17, 2015 08:27 PM (jtf24)

128 Yes, by all means, there is no other possible way to convey the important life lesson of how "complex" calligraphy is than by forcing non-muslim students to write out a ritual expression of muslim submission.
--------------
Yep. This is crap. When I learned to type in high school (on a manual typewriter), they found sentences that used all the letters of the alphabet.
Surely the calligraphy instructor could do the same thing. IF said instructor was so inclined.

Posted by: antisocialist at December 17, 2015 08:28 PM (cDs+4)

129 That means they are probably just starting their 2 week Christmas break a day early in hopes the attention goes away when school resumes.

Posted by: RustyG at December 17, 2015 08:28 PM (TMrG4)

130 It's disingenuous as hell to teach caligraphy at all when they quit teaching western cursive....

The multi cultis will not quit until they pay a price.


Posted by: Sven10077 at December 17, 2015 08:25 PM (g8Hfr)


Quite right. I meant even accepting the premise at face value, it was ridiculous. Why teach calligraphy at all? It's a hobby; not much different from wood burning.

Especially nowadays, when few people write ANYTHING by hand, except their signature.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 17, 2015 08:28 PM (oKE6c)

131 Typing exercise - "Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country."

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2015 08:28 PM (7nAlq)

132 -Posted by: MTF at December 17, 2015 08:27 PM (jtf24)

New game: Mohammedan DodgeRock.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 08:29 PM (OQ9R7)

133

Us: You shouldn't make kids write "Allah is god," the same as I assume you would never make them write "Jesus is Lord."

Them: But ... but ... Obama is Lord!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 17, 2015 08:29 PM (oKE6c)

134 Sorry 27... Missed yours.

Posted by: RustyG at December 17, 2015 08:29 PM (TMrG4)

135 Side note, we actually had a prayer before my work Christmas luncheon. Hopefully no one gets reported!!!

Posted by: Lea at December 17, 2015 08:27 PM (GfnFg)
==========================================

That's encouraging, Lea. Sigh. I'm so old, I remember when we used to line up for lunch, and the teacher would say grace before we went down to the lunchroom.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isaiah 9:6 at December 17, 2015 08:29 PM (dFi94)

136 If I drink enough beer I can piss write Mohammed in the snow.

Posted by: Yo! at December 17, 2015 08:30 PM (HderL)

137 The winter holiday pageant tomorrow was going to be even more "problematic". Plus now they start holiday break a day early win win for the union.

Posted by: simplemind at December 17, 2015 08:30 PM (BTnAK)

138 When I learned to type in high school (on a manual typewriter), they found sentences that used all the letters of the alphabet.


Maybe the shahada is the Arabic equivalent of "now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 17, 2015 08:30 PM (8ZskC)

139 School: "at recess today we are burying several students up to their shoulders and everyone else will throw styrofoam rocks at them"

Posted by: MTF at December 17, 2015 08:27 PM (jtf24)

"Also, little Billy here-- I mean Caitlyn-- identifies as a girl. Isn't that special! After lunch, the fire department will be laying out the suicide crash pad, and we'll be throwing him off the roof!"

Posted by: Secundus at December 17, 2015 08:30 PM (5QdHI)

140 That SOB just stood in front of a microphone telling us that we shouldn't change the way we live our lives or the terrorists would win. He surrounds himself with men with guns and tells us that crap.

Posted by: torabora at December 17, 2015 08:30 PM (zucDB)

141 So many other non-Islamic phrases that could have been used if the intent was to practice calligraphy in Arabic. They knew exactly what they were doing.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 17, 2015 08:31 PM (+hd5N)

142 "How do you write "Mohammed (piss be upon him) is a goatfucking pedophile" in Arabic calligraphy?"

http://bit.ly/1Jfu6nI

I tried pasting in the actual arabic, but the server pukes on it.

Posted by: Kristophr at December 17, 2015 08:31 PM (6fIOn)

143 122
How do you write "Mohammed (piss be upon him) is a goatfucking pedophile" in Arabic calligraphy?




Well, there's always the ancient Arabic old school drawing of a goat with Mohammed ramming him up the ass.




But that might piss off ISIS. *giggle*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2015 08:31 PM (FsuaD)

144 "The kids lose a day of school, but you can bet that the administrators and teachers and cafeteria workers and custodians will not miss a paycheck."

Hey, they need some free time to do their "holiday" shopping.

Posted by: Decaf at December 17, 2015 08:31 PM (mkWIY)

145 I'm so old, I remember when we used to line up for lunch, and the teacher would say grace before we went down to the lunchroom.

Baptist Grace.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at December 17, 2015 08:31 PM (nhiGb)

146 Go BLACKHAWKS!


That's what you make the kids write.

Posted by: Garrett at December 17, 2015 08:32 PM (SG2QZ)

147 Be sure to put a space before the word "goat", or else google translate will get confused.

Posted by: Kristophr at December 17, 2015 08:32 PM (6fIOn)

148 This district is in VA, not GA.



Very weird.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 17, 2015 08:32 PM (jJRIy)

149 "Them: But ... but ... Obama is Lord!"
-Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 17, 2015 08:29 PM (oKE6c)

They don't need a rug, nor to face East, nor anything other than blind allegiance.

*Free Stuff!*

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 08:32 PM (OQ9R7)

150 Well, there's always the ancient Arabic old school drawing of a goat with Mohammed ramming him up the ass.


But that might piss off ISIS. *giggle*


It would be just what ISIS wants.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 17, 2015 08:32 PM (8ZskC)

151 How do you write "Mohammed was a schizophrenic sheep shagger" in Arabic?


I'd like to practice my calligraphy.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 17, 2015 08:32 PM (oKE6c)

152 Remembere, the Constitution says "separation of church and state" not "separation of mosque and state"!!1!

Posted by: Typical Law Professor at December 17, 2015 08:33 PM (vBeA5)

153 Now SecDef is admitting he too was using personal email for gubberment buziness. They all play for the other side.

Posted by: torabora at December 17, 2015 08:33 PM (zucDB)

154 محمد والبول الله عليه وسلم، هو شاذ جنسيا سخيف الماعز

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at December 17, 2015 08:33 PM (nhiGb)

155 Go BLACKHAWKS!





That's what you make the kids write.

Posted by: Garrett at December 17, 2015 08:32 PM (SG2QZ)


There are other teams...

Posted by: Vendette at December 17, 2015 08:33 PM (xF2ez)

156 Baptist Grace.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at December 17, 2015 08:31 PM (nhiGb)
==========================================

I saw the common prayer for grace before meals on a piece of art at Hobby Lobby the other day. It made me happy.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isaiah 9:6 at December 17, 2015 08:33 PM (dFi94)

157 You never hear whose great idea this was/is.

That's the person who should be mocked/humiliated to no end.

Posted by: Blano at December 17, 2015 08:33 PM (heN73)

158 140
That SOB just stood in front of a microphone telling us that we
shouldn't change the way we live our lives or the terrorists would win.
He surrounds himself with men with guns and tells us that crap.

Posted by: torabora at December 17, 2015 08:30 PM (zucDB)



Yep. When that limp-wristed douche tells us he's giving up tax-paying SS protection for life and will be paying for it out of his own pockets? I may actually respect him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2015 08:33 PM (FsuaD)

159 102 When did the NFL become the Pajamas Football League?

Posted by: Fritz at December 17, 2015 08:22 PM (BngQR)



They started it the week of Jets vs. Bills. Its the dumbest fucking thing I've ever seen. Ok you want the teams to both wear colors, but to make them head to toe the same color just looks stupid. And then you had the embarrassment for when Jacksonville played and they had to wear baby poop yellow.

Posted by: buzzion at December 17, 2015 08:33 PM (zt+N6)

160 ..."But that might piss off ISIS. *giggle*"
-Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2015 08:31 PM (FsuaD)

What's up with "Daesh"? If that pisses them off? --That's what I'm calling them.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 08:33 PM (OQ9R7)

161 Let's remember the teacher also asked the girls to don a hajib.



No. Shame on them

Posted by: ThunderB at December 17, 2015 08:34 PM (zOTsN)

162 " How do you write "Mohammed (piss be upon him) is a goatfucking pedophile" in Arabic calligraphy?"

Run it through Google Translate.
It works.
You just can't cut/paste the results, or Pixie pukes itself.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 17, 2015 08:34 PM (ptqRm)

163 Hey, let's have everyone write the Nicene Creed in World Geography. That will go over well, right? It's just a profession of faith. No bigs. Plus, everyone learns calligraphy during Geography these days. We sure as shit don't have time to teach cursive though.

Posted by: no good deed at December 17, 2015 08:34 PM (GgxVX)

164 How do you write "Mohammed was a schizophrenic sheep shagger" in Arabic?

I'd like to practice my calligraphy.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 17, 2015 08:32 PM (oKE6c)

How about, "All these things I will give you, if you fall down and worship me."?

Posted by: Secundus at December 17, 2015 08:34 PM (5QdHI)

165 وكان محمد مقيت الأغنام الفصام

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at December 17, 2015 08:35 PM (nhiGb)

166 "is this gonna be onna test?"

sort of.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 17, 2015 08:35 PM (Cq0oW)

167 If its all about "calligraphy," how about writing Jesus is Lord in Arabic? I bet they'd whine about that not being acceptable either.

Posted by: buzzion at December 17, 2015 08:35 PM (zt+N6)

168 Pretty sneaky little thing they're pulling there.

It's all about calligraphy, you know.

If it's about that any old phrase would do, wouldn't it? Why are they going with that one?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 17, 2015 08:35 PM (4ErVI)

169 "is this gonna be onna test?"
-sort of.

-Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 17, 2015 08:35 PM (Cq0oW)

*HAH!*

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 08:36 PM (OQ9R7)

170 Hey, let's have everyone write the Nicene Creed in
World Geography.

Posted by: no good deed at December 17, 2015 08:34 PM (GgxVX)
=================================================

Personally, I'd go with the entire Book of Revelation. Scare the hell out of them. In a good way.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isaiah 9:6 at December 17, 2015 08:36 PM (dFi94)

171 "Challenge the school district add one of the Buddha's teachings in kanji. If they balk, well gee they do have an agenda."

How about something from an illuminated bible, some of the most intricate artworks in any museum?

Posted by: Decaf at December 17, 2015 08:36 PM (mkWIY)

172 142: LMAO. Google Translate. And there it is.

I want that on a flag. Underneath the most badass Crusader flag there is. Some Crusader flag that meant visited death upon the Mohammedans in the most brutal and ghastly way possible.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 17, 2015 08:37 PM (dvuhZ)

173 How about something from an illuminated bible, some of the most intricate artworks in any museum?

Posted by: Decaf at December 17, 2015 08:36 PM (mkWIY)
===========================================

So beautiful they are.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isaiah 9:6 at December 17, 2015 08:37 PM (dFi94)

174 That's real retarded, sir.

Posted by: Rachel Jeantel at December 17, 2015 08:37 PM (GgxVX)

175 I'm applying for Federal Funds as we speak.



#art

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 08:27 PM (OQ9R7)

Wait...wait...I got an idea...
PISS MOHAMMED!
It's art!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 17, 2015 08:38 PM (4ErVI)

176 They also cancelled all the extracurricular a too


Wonder how many school Christmas concerts got cancelled. They say they are afraid of the parents. Perhaps they are afraid for other less PC reasons

Posted by: ThunderB at December 17, 2015 08:38 PM (zOTsN)

177 Skull fuck this school district in particular.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 17, 2015 08:38 PM (MbrzC)

178 Christ, it looks like electric football.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 17, 2015 08:38 PM (EDYaR)

179 Speaking of Muslims, I have a suggestion for what to do with Enrique Martinez now that he's in custody. I say we waterboard him until he gives us some names, then chop him up, feed the pieces to pigs, ship the pigs to Gitmo, shoot the pigs, and feed the pieces to dogs. Nice doggies.

Too many people are feeling sorry for the terrorist a-hole, just because he looks so goofy and stupid. Don't fall for that.

Posted by: gp at December 17, 2015 08:39 PM (mk9aG)

180 If it's about that any old phrase would do, wouldn't it? Why are they going with that one?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 17, 2015 08:35 PM (4ErVI)
--------
I am sure the phrase was just a result of combining randomly selected words and there was certainly no intelligent design of the phrase.

Posted by: RioBravo at December 17, 2015 08:39 PM (NUqwG)

181 I love the hand wringing and pearl clutching about who's "radicalized". As if it just happens to the poor dears.

Reading this blog has radicalized me for sure. Thanks Ace. Thanks Horde!

Posted by: Sanfranpsycho at December 17, 2015 08:40 PM (Vv/Pc)

182 So, did this come from an individual teacher? Or was this something that came down from the school administration? Did it occur in more than one classroom?

Posted by: grammie winger, Isaiah 9:6 at December 17, 2015 08:40 PM (dFi94)

183 Only eight people in the entire world are sharing Sharktopus vs Pteracuda 2014 on BluRay.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at December 17, 2015 08:40 PM (nhiGb)

184 There once was a man from Medina...

Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2015 08:40 PM (qUNWi)

185
Tonights NFL battle: Ketchup vs. Mustard

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 17, 2015 08:40 PM (ODxAs)

186 How about "I will not submit" in Arabic?

Posted by: ThunderB at December 17, 2015 08:40 PM (zOTsN)

187 Trump Derangement Syndrome claims another tanned commentator, this time it's Bernie Goldberg. On Bill O'Reilly just now branding Trump supporters as Neanderthals, all emotion, no thinking.

Posted by: Decaf at December 17, 2015 08:40 PM (mkWIY)

188 Will the class be teaching Suicide Bombing 101 next semester?

Posted by: Kristophr at December 17, 2015 08:41 PM (6fIOn)

189 181
I love the hand wringing and pearl clutching about who's "radicalized". As if it just happens to the poor dears.



Reading this blog has radicalized me for sure. Thanks Ace. Thanks Horde!

Posted by: Sanfranpsycho at December 17, 2015 08:40 PM (Vv/Pc)

Yeah it's always in a passive voice too. Just something that drops out of the blue.
Taking a dump...and was radicalized!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 17, 2015 08:41 PM (4ErVI)

190 As I always shout whenever I hear of these social engineering school programs...

...And STILL they have no idea what an apostrophe is for!

Posted by: RKae at December 17, 2015 08:41 PM (HiSOA)

191 Tonights NFL battle: Ketchup vs. Mustard

On hotdogs.

Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2015 08:41 PM (qUNWi)

192 It was my understanding there would be no calligraphy.

Posted by: Chevy Chump at December 17, 2015 08:41 PM (FkBIv)

193 Have fun everyone.

Figure best to get there about an hour before. Just in case.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2015 08:41 PM (7nAlq)

194 Where's the Banhammer when you need it?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2015 08:41 PM (FsuaD)

195 It's all about calligraphy, you know.

Heh.... yeah from the same cretins who deem it racissssssss eLeBiNty!!! to teach cursive to minorities.

Fuck these clowns.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at December 17, 2015 08:42 PM (WWdgA)

196 WHAT BULLSHIT.

I mentioned earlier today that they don't even teach cursive writing and they expect kids to suddenly write calligraphy in a foreign language?

How about something in Englais to begin with?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 17, 2015 08:42 PM (LUgeY)

197 I forgot there was football on tonight. Ten years ago, I'd have pummeled that sentence.

How's the game?

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 08:42 PM (OQ9R7)

198
94 By now, the TSA knows my bra size, what type of panties (or not) I wear, they know the shoes I love, and that I HATE them with every fiber of my being.


mind sharing this info with us?

Posted by: Some Moron at December 17, 2015 08:42 PM (BGgF+)

199 193
Have fun everyone.

Figure best to get there about an hour before. Just in case.


Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2015 08:41 PM (7nAlq)


Stay safe.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2015 08:42 PM (FsuaD)

200 There once was a man from Mecca-(tuckit)

something, something, He said,

If I only had a goat, I'd fuck it.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 17, 2015 08:43 PM (dvuhZ)

201 187
Trump Derangement Syndrome claims another tanned commentator, this time
it's Bernie Goldberg. On Bill O'Reilly just now branding Trump
supporters as Neanderthals, all emotion, no thinking.

Posted by: Decaf at December 17, 2015 08:40 PM (mkWIY)

Too be fair I've seen quite a bit of emoting about Der Donald, most of which can be found in the comments section of Breitbart.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 17, 2015 08:43 PM (4ErVI)

202 Stay safe.


Go heeled.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at December 17, 2015 08:43 PM (nhiGb)

203 Well, the trumpkin waited until after comment 100. They learn if you hammer them hard enough.

Personally, I'll take Trump over Cankles ... but it looks like their net-tards need more potty training.

Posted by: Kristophr at December 17, 2015 08:43 PM (6fIOn)

204 "All right, girls, time to try on your hijabs! We're learning about Muslim codes of dress today!

"Also, this is your last day of school. Ever. Isn't that special? From now on, you get to spend all your time at home with your mommies! Or else!

"What's that? Your mommy doesn't work at home? She does now, sweetie! Also, she's been nice enough to give us her driver's license-- Daddy will do *all* that nasty driving for you now!

"Also, you remember Mr. Crosby, from down the block? He and your daddy have been talking, and it looks like he's going to be your new boyfriend! Forever! Isn't that special? And you'll be a mommy too, real soon!"

Posted by: Secundus at December 17, 2015 08:43 PM (5QdHI)

205 131 Typing exercise - "Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country."
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2015 08:28 PM (7nAlq)


Wow. That brought back memories. Mom taught me that one 40 something years ago...
I can remember being bored while she shopped at Montgomery Wards, and typing that exact phrase on every typewriter on display.

Please don't post another link to "White Rabbit," or I will explode.

Posted by: The Chairman Of The Bored at December 17, 2015 08:44 PM (qIFpS)

206

Place your bets


I got ten bucks that says this was dictated by the state via Common Core

Posted by: ThunderB at December 17, 2015 08:44 PM (zOTsN)

207 Must not comment on Jane's panties.

No!

No!

Bad!

types deletes

auuugh....

Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2015 08:44 PM (qUNWi)

208 "To be fair I've seen quite a bit of emoting about Der Donald, most of which can be found in the comments section of Breitbart."
-Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 17, 2015 08:43 PM (4ErVI)

They...

I...

If...

*hangs-up phone*

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 08:44 PM (OQ9R7)

209 Ma fcuker, what a day. How's the world today?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2015 08:44 PM (jEFso)

210 Haha. And GOOD! They need to be shut down! Feckless bastards. You want to mess around with people's kids like Thai and then you can't take the heat. Coward bastards. How about fire the stupid bitch who assigned this crap? Done and done. But, oh it goes further than just her...and they dont want to answer for that! And why not? Because then they'd have to admit this is state wide and approved by CAIR. Thats why!

Posted by: Stephanie at December 17, 2015 08:45 PM (eLvFT)

211 eleven: Well, she did throw her panties into the ring ...

Posted by: Kristophr at December 17, 2015 08:46 PM (6fIOn)

212 Ma fcuker, what a day. How's the world today?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2015 08:44 PM (jEFso)
===============================================

Bad. But be of good cheer - tomorrow promises to be worse.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isaiah 9:6 at December 17, 2015 08:46 PM (dFi94)

213 Ace you're the best man

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 08:46 PM (ubByS)

214 209 Ma fcuker, what a day. How's the world today?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2015 08:44 PM (jEFso)


Haven't you heard? Everybody's converting to Islam!

Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2015 08:46 PM (sdi6R)

215 You can comment about my panties all you want, big boy.

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at December 17, 2015 08:47 PM (dvuhZ)

216 How about, "All these things I will give you, if you fall down and worship me."?



Posted by: Secundus at December 17, 2015 08:34 PM (5QdHI)

Or "but first, you will blow me."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 17, 2015 08:47 PM (oKE6c)

217 200 There once was a man from Mecca-(tuckit)

something, something, He said,

If I only had a goat, I'd fuck it.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 17, 2015 08:43 PM (dvuhZ)

Good effort

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 08:47 PM (ubByS)

218 "168 Pretty sneaky little thing they're pulling there.

It's all about calligraphy, you know."

If they really wanted to practice calligraphy how about students write their own names in cursive?

Posted by: Decaf at December 17, 2015 08:47 PM (mkWIY)

219 Everyone has islamic AIDES.

Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2015 08:47 PM (qUNWi)

220 Ace you're the best man


What have you heard??

Posted by: Rubio's Garbage at December 17, 2015 08:47 PM (nhiGb)

221 Personally, I'll take Trump over Cankles

I would hope that wasn't a tough decision. I'll take Turd Sandwich over that piece of shit.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at December 17, 2015 08:47 PM (WWdgA)

222 >>>Tonights NFL battle: Ketchup vs. Mustard<<<

Are we talking dogs or burgers? With or without chili, with or without beans?

*throws gauntlet*

Posted by: Fritz at December 17, 2015 08:47 PM (BngQR)

223 Re: security gropers: friends have told me the way to avoid it is to ask the groper, "Are you using fresh gloves?" Apparently they scowl and wave you through.
So I'm told.

Posted by: Wenda (sic) at December 17, 2015 08:48 PM (9FXah)

224 Or "but first, you will blow me."


Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 17, 2015 08:47 PM (oKE6c)

In Esperanto.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 17, 2015 08:48 PM (4ErVI)

225 "Haven't you heard? Everybody's converting to Islam!"
-Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2015 08:46 PM (sdi6R)

*throws confetti*

We're all Un-American, Now!

/Time Magazine

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 08:48 PM (OQ9R7)

226
Augusta County is represented by Republican Emmett W. Hanger in the Virginia Senate, Republican Richard P. "Dickie" Bell, Republican Ben L. Cline, and Republican R. Steven "Steve" Landes in the Virginia House of Delegates, and Republican Robert W. "Bob" Goodlatte in the U.S. House of Representatives.




So GOP idiotville follies.

Also: "Dickie" Bell? Seriously?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 17, 2015 08:48 PM (kdS6q)

227 98ZJUSMC:

I'm still hoping SMOD will be on the ticket.

Posted by: Kristophr at December 17, 2015 08:48 PM (6fIOn)

228 >>"All right, girls, time to try on your hijabs! We're learning about Muslim codes of dress today!


Right after the Muslim girls try on bikinis.


Wait. No. I take that back. Most of them look like there's a camel or two in the family tree, if Tashfeen is anything to go by.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 17, 2015 08:49 PM (oKE6c)

229 If they really wanted to practice calligraphy how about students write their own names in cursive?
Posted by: Decaf at December 17, 2015 08:47 PM (mkWIY)


Something like learning to walk, before learning to run.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at December 17, 2015 08:49 PM (WWdgA)

230 224 Or "but first, you will blow me."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 17, 2015 08:47 PM (oKE6c)
In Esperanto.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 17, 2015 08:48 PM (4ErVI)



How do you blow somebody in Esperanto?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 17, 2015 08:50 PM (oKE6c)

231 I'm sure blog rules state that Jane must not only say if she's wearing panties, but must show us if she's wearing panties also.

Posted by: Blano at December 17, 2015 08:50 PM (heN73)

232 I'm still hoping SMOD will be on the ticket.
Posted by: Kristophr at December 17, 2015 08:48 PM (6fIOn)


:-D

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at December 17, 2015 08:50 PM (WWdgA)

233 Fuh. King. Hell.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 17, 2015 08:50 PM (kpqmD)

234 Wait. No. I take that back. Most of them look like there's a camel or two in the family tree, if Tashfeen is anything to go by.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 17, 2015 08:49 PM (oKE6c)

So, basically, their camel toes are hereditary?

Posted by: antisocialist at December 17, 2015 08:50 PM (cDs+4)

235 Wait. No. I take that back. Most of them look like there's a camel or two in the family tree, if Tashfeen is anything to go by.


Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 17, 2015 08:49 PM (oKE6c)

Well, multi-generational inbreeding and poor choices in livestock purchases will do that to a bloodline!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 17, 2015 08:50 PM (ftVQq)

236 There is a video on You Tube called Islamic Common Core made by a Florida woman. There is a distinct emphasis on Islam in common core curriculum, to the exclusion of Christianity and Judaism

Posted by: ThunderB at December 17, 2015 08:50 PM (zOTsN)

237 I guess this is that " muslim backlash" thingy I keep hearing so much about.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 17, 2015 08:50 PM (LUgeY)

238 Anyone else sick to death of islam?

Posted by: Lauren at December 17, 2015 08:51 PM (Kqit+)

239 What have you heard??
Posted by: Rubio's Garbage at December 17, 2015 08:47 PM (nhiGb)

Trump and Cruz, together at last

It is so ordered.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 08:51 PM (ubByS)

240 Wait. No. I take that back. Most of them look like there's a camel or two in the family tree, if Tashfeen is anything to go by.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 17, 2015 08:49 PM (oKE6c)

I will also add the word 'hirsute' and leave the rest to your imagination

Posted by: Secundus at December 17, 2015 08:51 PM (5QdHI)

241 Re: security gropers: friends have told me the way
to avoid it is to ask the groper, "Are you using fresh gloves?"
Apparently they scowl and wave you through.

So I'm told.



Posted by: Wenda (sic) at December 17, 2015 08:48 PM (9FXah)

How about saying, "Buy me dinner first," and afterwards, "Was it good for you?"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 17, 2015 08:51 PM (oKE6c)

242 This hell doesn't seem that fresh.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 17, 2015 08:51 PM (nhiGb)

243 182 So, did this come from an individual teacher? Or was this something that came down from the school administration? Did it occur in more than one classroom?
Posted by: grammie winger, Isaiah 9:6 at December 17, 2015 08:40 PM (dFi94)


When the administration defended this (yesterday?), it was explicitly stated that this was part of Va public school curriculum, so it was pre-approved I guess.

This school is only a couple hour drive from me, but I haven't heard of it happening elsewhere. Yet.

AJPuffy Scamper is about as close as any Moron is to this hell hole. Maybe he knows more?

Posted by: The Chairman Of The Bored at December 17, 2015 08:51 PM (qIFpS)

244 "tomorrow promises to be worse."



Ah. About what I expected.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2015 08:51 PM (jEFso)

245 Wait. No. I take that back. Most of them look like there's a camel or two in the family tree, if Tashfeen is anything to go by.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 17, 2015 08:49 PM (oKE6c)

Mia Kalifa + google = ttyl

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 08:51 PM (ubByS)

246 Lauren: "Anyone else sick to death of islam?"

I am.

Posted by: Martel the Hammer at December 17, 2015 08:52 PM (6fIOn)

247 "Are we talking dogs or burgers? With or without chili, with or without beans?"
*throws gauntlet*
-Posted by: Fritz at December 17, 2015 08:47 PM (BngQR)

Please check with your local Lunch-Lady. They've been read the Riot Act about what is halal and what isn't.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 08:52 PM (OQ9R7)

248 Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at December 17, 2015 08:49 PM (WWdgA)

The school were going for something useful. None of these students are ever going to need to write cursive, but knowing the shehada might save their lives!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 17, 2015 08:52 PM (ftVQq)

249 So, basically, their camel toes are hereditary?

Posted by: antisocialist at December 17, 2015 08:50 PM (cDs+4)/i]
Sort of. Their camel toes really ARE their toes.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 17, 2015 08:52 PM (oKE6c)

250 226 Laurie David's Cervix,

Cucksrrvatives...

Best case is Ayers acolytes run the local subtly...worst case 8s "sane" GOPers running it "fairly."

The GOP is shedding its duty to our founders...

Posted by: Sven10077 at December 17, 2015 08:52 PM (g8Hfr)

251 Ace you're the best man

Who else is getting married here? I already know of two.

Yay I finally learned how to copy and paste on my phone!!!

Posted by: Blano at December 17, 2015 08:52 PM (heN73)

252 236 There is a video on You Tube called Islamic Common Core made by a Florida woman. There is a distinct emphasis on Islam in common core curriculum, to the exclusion of Christianity and Judaism
Posted by: ThunderB at December 17, 2015 08:50 PM (zOTsN)


I'm really beginning to wonder not if, but how many members of the political elite are secret converts.

Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2015 08:52 PM (sdi6R)

253 Where the f**k is that dickbag Mikey Weinstein and his group thats always suing government organizations for not separating Church and state??? -crickets chirping away-

Posted by: Bob in Houston at December 17, 2015 08:53 PM (b7AU3)

254 These dickheads force kids to convert to pisslam, and they're acting like they're the victims here. Fuck these assholes to death.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 17, 2015 08:53 PM (kpqmD)

255 "Anyone else sick to death of islam?"


As bad as T'Giving leftovers.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2015 08:53 PM (jEFso)

256 Well, my husband's home. He's gearing up to bond with his idiot Obamabot/Socialist siblings. He's changed on me. He listens to NPR all the time now. And I won't even go into what he thinks we here at the HQ are just "making up." Dear God. I don't know what's happened.

Pray for me. Seriously. We're approaching 30 years of marriage, vs. his top sibling's 5 years per marriage.

I honestly need all ya'll's prayers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2015 08:53 PM (FsuaD)

257 >>>else sick to death of islam?
Posted by: Lauren at December 17, 2015 08:51 PM (Kqit+)

The murdering part or the whining about people who don't like the murdering parts?

Because yes.

Posted by: Lea at December 17, 2015 08:54 PM (GfnFg)

258 This hell doesn't seem that fresh.

Posted by: Grump928(C)


Recycling~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 17, 2015 08:54 PM (9YDUz)

259 *shiftyeyes*

Posted by: Charles Philip Arthur George at December 17, 2015 08:54 PM (nhiGb)

260 "tomorrow promises to be worse."

Ah. About what I expected.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2015 08:51 PM (jEFso)


Why, sure. Time for another idiot memory hole dump before the weekend.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at December 17, 2015 08:54 PM (WWdgA)

261 Posted by: The Chairman Of The Bored at December 17, 2015 08:51 PM (qIFpS)


I'll bet Gov McAuliffe's hands are dirty on this!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 17, 2015 08:54 PM (ftVQq)

262 " if the intent was to practice calligraphy in Arabic. "

Which serves what purpose? Somehow I graduated from high school just fine without ever learning arabic calligraphy.

Posted by: Lauren at December 17, 2015 08:54 PM (Kqit+)

263 The School also announced that they are temporarily suspending the annual 8th Grade Field Trip to Mecca.

Posted by: Garrett at December 17, 2015 08:54 PM (SG2QZ)

264 Sick isn't even the word for it. You remember how back in the old days, women used to wear head scarves a lot. You'll see it the old movies and TV shows. Hell, I remember both my grandmothers would occasionally do that when I was a little kid back in the '70s.

Well, that bothers me now, as it reminds me of Muzzie women. Any time I see a woman with some sort of head scarf like that, I have a visceral reaction of disgust.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 17, 2015 08:54 PM (dvuhZ)

265 256 Well, my husband's home. He's gearing up to bond with his idiot Obamabot/Socialist siblings. He's changed on me. He listens to NPR all the time now. And I won't even go into what he thinks we here at the HQ are just "making up." Dear God. I don't know what's happened.

Pray for me. Seriously. We're approaching 30 years of marriage, vs. his top sibling's 5 years per marriage.

I honestly need all ya'll's prayers.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2015 08:53 PM (FsuaD)

Damn Jane.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 17, 2015 08:55 PM (kpqmD)

266 226

Augusta County is represented by Republican Emmett W. Hanger in the
Virginia Senate, Republican Richard P. "Dickie" Bell, Republican Ben L.
Cline, and Republican R. Steven "Steve" Landes in the Virginia House of
Delegates, and Republican Robert W. "Bob" Goodlatte in the U.S. House of
Representatives.




So GOP idiotville follies.

Also: "Dickie" Bell? Seriously?


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 17, 2015 08:48 PM (kdS6q)


What is your point? You think these people can stop some stupid bitch?
Yes I will bet my premium membership this is a c#nt.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 17, 2015 08:55 PM (jJRIy)

267 I honestly need all ya'll's prayers.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2015 08:53 PM (FsuaD)

You got mine, hon. And a hug, if ya need it.

Posted by: antisocialist at December 17, 2015 08:55 PM (cDs+4)

268 Union weenies just want a 3 day weekend

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 17, 2015 08:55 PM (voOPb)

269 "How do you blow somebody in Esperanto?"

I'm sure the phrase has a Czech root.

Posted by: Decaf at December 17, 2015 08:55 PM (mkWIY)

270 "He's changed on me. He listens to NPR all the time now."

Ugh, I'll pray for you Jane. Sounds like he's succumbed to the media gaslighting.

Posted by: Lauren at December 17, 2015 08:56 PM (Kqit+)

271 Teachers name is Laporte. Assignment looks like it is out of a textbook or workbook. State of Virginia must have picked the books and the curriculum. And there is a very active mosque in northern Virginia. All the politicians go there and talk about working with the Islamic community. Never mind the 911 hijackers went there too

Posted by: ThunderB at December 17, 2015 08:56 PM (zOTsN)

272 Soooo....anyone else had the joy of interacting with your "New Americans" MS-13 today? Or as Obama calls them, unaccompanied-minors? They are such a joy. Poor things, being orphans and all. Keep your eye on the ball, y'all.

Posted by: Stephanie at December 17, 2015 08:56 PM (eLvFT)

273 I'm really beginning to wonder not if, but how many members of the political elite are secret converts.

Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2015 08:52 PM (sdi6R)

I really think we need to know the answer to that, but taqiyya makes it so difficult!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 17, 2015 08:56 PM (ftVQq)

274 Jane:

Divorce him, take half his assets, and make him pay an ungodly alimony. If he likes politically correct bullcrap, give him enough to choke on.

Posted by: Martel the Hammer at December 17, 2015 08:56 PM (6fIOn)

275 Jane, cut is ass off til he sees God.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 17, 2015 08:56 PM (jJRIy)

276 263 The School also announced that they are temporarily suspending the annual 8th Grade Field Trip to Mecca.
Posted by: Garrett at December 17, 2015 08:54 PM (SG2QZ)




Instead, they're going to stay home and build "clocks."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 17, 2015 08:57 PM (oKE6c)

277 " Any time I see a woman with some sort of head scarf like that, I have a visceral reaction of disgust"

Yep, and it's a shame because my grammie had the cutest little head scarves she'd wear while gardening. I'd like to wear them but...no.

Posted by: Lauren at December 17, 2015 08:57 PM (Kqit+)

278 Anyone else sick to death of islam?

Yep. And I resent being forced to know anything about it. AFAIC, it's useless information. I already know everything I need to know about it and have for decades.

I want nothing at all to do with it, in any way, shape, form or function.

They can kindly go fuck themselves.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 17, 2015 08:57 PM (LUgeY)

279 Also: "Dickie" Bell? Seriously?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 17, 2015 08:48 PM (kdS6q)

Forget that-- Dude's actual name is Good Latte?

"Roger Pumpkinspice, pleasure to meet you."

Posted by: Secundus at December 17, 2015 08:57 PM (5QdHI)

280 off, sock.

Posted by: Kristophr at December 17, 2015 08:57 PM (6fIOn)

281 Jane, prayers up.

Posted by: Vendette at December 17, 2015 08:57 PM (xF2ez)

282 What is this "calligraphy"? It is fancy artistic letter drawing. This could be useful, but only in your own language. Otherwise you're just making meaningless marks on paper because you don't know the language. No American child has any reason to learn calligraphy by copying Arabic writing.

Posted by: despair at December 17, 2015 08:57 PM (VrdxH)

283 I really think we need to know the answer to that, but taqiyya makes it so difficult!


Posted by: Hrothgar at December 17, 2015 08:56 PM (ftVQq)

Which is why God gave us waterboarding.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 17, 2015 08:57 PM (oKE6c)

284 @263. They also,canceled BLT Mondays

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 17, 2015 08:58 PM (voOPb)

285 everyone should be open to Islam but Islam should be open to no one else.

I can hear Obama's next speech in my head already

Posted by: LIT at December 17, 2015 08:58 PM (3ekXQ)

286 I honestly need all ya'll's prayers.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2015 08:53 PM (FsuaD)

Jane, I'm dating, and seriously considering marrying, a community organizer whose "charity" I know for a fact is laundering money to pay illegal immigrants to go to democrat political events.

And she's a good person.

You'll be alright.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 08:58 PM (ubByS)

287 Seems to me this type of nonsense is possible only if the school administration are people without any faith or even the remotest awareness of the significance of faith in the lives of many people.
Or, to put it another way, people whose only faith is the liberal concept of tolerance.
Or, to put it yet another way, people who are unable to grasp the concept that Jesus is Lord and there is no god but Allah cannot be reconciled.

They are people who think Muslim = race, and can't grasp the reality Muslim = religion/belief system/ideology.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 17, 2015 08:59 PM (hJrjt)

288 I'm still pissed about "cash for clunkers".

Posted by: Buck O. Phive at December 17, 2015 08:59 PM (Fj7tq)

289 "Any time I see a woman with some sort of head scarf like that, I have a visceral reaction of disgust. "


One of the Muslim girls I work with wears a glorified scarf/bonnet thing. The other doesn't, dresses totally Western, eats whatever.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2015 08:59 PM (jEFso)

290 Prayers up, Jane D'oh.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 17, 2015 08:59 PM (LUgeY)

291 Divorce him, take half his assets, and make him pay an ungodly alimony. If he likes politically correct bullcrap, give him enough to choke on.

Posted by: Martel the Hammer at December 17, 2015 08:56 PM (6fIOn)

Um, gonna vote against that until absolutely necessary...

Posted by: Secundus at December 17, 2015 08:59 PM (5QdHI)

292 ISNA, which is part of CAIR, is a big advisor to and proponent of Common Core. Daily Caller has written about it in the past.

Posted by: ThunderB at December 17, 2015 08:59 PM (zOTsN)

293
Posted by: Nip Sip


Presidential Voting Pattern - Augusta County

Year 2012
Democratic Vote (%) 28.1
Republican Vote (%) 70.2

R+42 county.

That is a Republican schoolboard.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 17, 2015 09:00 PM (kdS6q)

294 Jane, I'm dating, and seriously considering
marrying, a community organizer whose "charity" I know for a fact is
laundering money to pay illegal immigrants to go to democrat political
events.



And she's a good person.



You'll be alright.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 08:58 PM (ubByS)


Marriage is out of the question.

Posted by: Vendette at December 17, 2015 09:00 PM (xF2ez)

295 "The other doesn't, dresses totally Western, eats whatever."

The problem is that the Lady Jihadi in France was also very "westernized". To the point that she was known as a slutty party girl. Until she wasn't.

Posted by: Lauren at December 17, 2015 09:00 PM (Z/8dZ)

296 286
Jane, I'm dating, and seriously considering marrying, a community organizer whose "charity" I know for a fact is laundering money to pay illegal immigrants to go to democrat political events.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 08:58 PM (ubByS)


To each his own, and I wish you well, but I would not even speak to a person like that.

Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2015 09:00 PM (sdi6R)

297 Calligraphy? Why not teach them how to make change?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 17, 2015 09:01 PM (voOPb)

298 I got in an argument with the husband of a government school teacher about closing all government schools and making the sperm and egg donors responsible for their chilluns education in a free market or home school scenario. Needless to say he called me an idiot and I said he was correct, I am a product of government schooling.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 17, 2015 09:01 PM (ej1L0)

299 264
Sick isn't even the word for it. You remember how back in the old days,
women used to wear head scarves a lot. You'll see it the old movies and
TV shows. Hell, I remember both my grandmothers would occasionally do
that when I was a little kid back in the '70s.

Well, that
bothers me now, as it reminds me of Muzzie women. Any time I see a woman
with some sort of head scarf like that, I have a visceral reaction of
disgust.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 17, 2015 08:54 PM (dvuhZ)

I remember this. I think it was because women had such molded and structured hair that they were protecting it from the wind and such.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 17, 2015 09:01 PM (4ErVI)

300 Jane,

I guess it depends on if he's closed minded or open minded. There's hope if he's open minded. Husband voted for Obama in 08. I've managed to move him to the right. But people do change and sometimes there just nothing you can do about it.

Posted by: notsothoreau at December 17, 2015 09:01 PM (5HBd1)

301 Saudi Arabia's fundamentalist nut-cakes tried to get permission to build a mosque in Moscow. Putin asked the Russian Orthodox church to ask permission to build a church in Riyadh for guest workers.

They were turned down. The Islamicists were given a copy of that denial, and sent home.

Why can't we have a president who can do the same?

Posted by: Kristophr at December 17, 2015 09:01 PM (6fIOn)

302 Secundus: If she is complaining here, it might be close to absolutely necessary.

Posted by: Kristophr at December 17, 2015 09:02 PM (6fIOn)

303 ". I think it was because women had such molded and structured hair that they were protecting it from the wind and such."

This is also true. Same grammie had a very elaborate perm and she would only swim in her pool the day before she was scheduled to go to the hairdresser.

Posted by: Lauren at December 17, 2015 09:02 PM (Z/8dZ)

304 Republican is just a derogatory term for democrat LCD

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 17, 2015 09:02 PM (voOPb)

305 Jane, you have to address the media brainwashing on NPR and other MSM your husband consumes. I monitor regularly as I'm sure others here do too. The bias is on par with both Nazi and Soviet propaganda and agitation.

Posted by: Sanfranpsycho at December 17, 2015 09:02 PM (Vv/Pc)

306 Jane.. WTH?? I had no idea. I am so sorry. I will be praying for you and your family. OMG.. I really am so very sad for you right now. 30 years... Jesus.. not too many can say that anymore.

Posted by: jewells45 at December 17, 2015 09:03 PM (5fvBZ)

307 They were turned down. The Islamicists were given a copy of that denial, and sent home.

Vlad's an evil sonuvabitch but he's got style.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 17, 2015 09:03 PM (nhiGb)

308 My husband is an incredible man. Best person his idiot family have produced.

But he occasionally forgets his son, the only member of the family ever, who fought or served in any war.

Sitting around on the ATL Christmas Day Big Drunken Holiday Party is such a fucking joy.

Brings back the day our son was on his eve of going to A-Stan. The Family Princess (who is a nearly 31 y.o. douchebag now) told our son, "I want you to know I don't support your service. Will you enjoy killing people over there?"

Son was devastated. As were we. Of course, husband's libtard parents didn't believe our son. He was a LIAR.

Ugh. Now I'm back in a Mood.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2015 09:03 PM (FsuaD)

309 301 Saudi Arabia's fundamentalist nut-cakes tried to get permission to build a mosque in Moscow. Putin asked the Russian Orthodox church to ask permission to build a church in Riyadh for guest workers.

They were turned down. The Islamicists were given a copy of that denial, and sent home.

Why can't we have a president who can do the same?
Posted by: Kristophr at December 17, 2015 09:01 PM (6fIOn)


Shame that we need a Russian dictator to show us how it's done.

Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2015 09:03 PM (sdi6R)

310 >>288 I'm still pissed about "cash for clunkers".



I'm still pissed about the KT Extinction.

You just can't imagine how good a Brontosaurus Burger is.

Posted by: Fred Flimstone at December 17, 2015 09:04 PM (SG2QZ)

311 Why can't we have a president who can do the same?

Because if the political winds change in an ugly direction, he said he's side with the goatfuckers.

At least that's one promise he's kept. Prolly the only one, well, that and fundamentally transforming the nation for the worse.

#WASTF

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 17, 2015 09:04 PM (LUgeY)

312 LDC -
Don't be too hard on the reps - my understanding is that Goodelatte is a good man. As are the delegqtes, I bet.
Hell, VA on the state level is solidly R (or better, conservative) - especially out there in the western part of the state.
With the exception of my shithole city & northern Va, we would've kept Terry out of Richmond, and shown a big red state on the polling maps when it comes to national elections.

5he only reason we have him & 2 baby killing senators is Norfolk and NoVa...

Posted by: The Chairman Of The Bored at December 17, 2015 09:04 PM (qIFpS)

313 "The problem is that the Lady Jihadi in France was also very "westernized". "



The "cowgirl."

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2015 09:04 PM (jEFso)

314 Megyn in leather...AGAIN!
Just letting you know...

Posted by: tu3031 at December 17, 2015 09:04 PM (EDYaR)

315 ..."Pray for me. Seriously. We're approaching 30 years of marriage, vs. his top sibling's 5 years per marriage.
I honestly need all ya'll's prayers.
"
-Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2015 08:53 PM (FsuaD)

Might you find strength, through Our Lord, Jesus Christ.

Might you find, through Him, the endurance and will to overcome One Silly Man's goofy, misplaced, undue allegiance to misled individuals whose "faith" consists of bastardized climate stats and the term "underpriveleged".

Find it within your heart to forgive the lovely man you Married, before the eyes of God.

I pray that this man finds Love higher than that shared with you.

I ask that his soul be driven by the Faith that you and your son hold for God in Heaven.

In ever-loving Faith, I pray...

*amen*

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 09:04 PM (OQ9R7)

316 Out of an abundance of caution

Yes they used that stupid phrase. If I were in the district, everyone involved would be fired. If the board wouldn't do it, then after the board was replaced, everyone involved would be fired. I would also ask the sheriff if he really recommended the closure.

Posted by: WOPR at December 17, 2015 09:04 PM (LTDSy)

317 They've fully infiltrated our nation: "Jalil Ibn Ameer Aziz, of Harrisburg, was arrested Thursday and charged with attempting to provide material support to terrorists."

Posted by: gp at December 17, 2015 09:04 PM (mk9aG)

318 What I've been hearing is that the Federal Government has been suggesting this to various school districts.

Is it time yet?

Have they crossed enough lines yet?

Are enough people pissed off enough yet?

Do enough people see that if something isn't done soon, we won't be able to do anything ever?

Is there encroachment on our rights far enough to balance what we'll lose if we stand up to them yet?

Someone's got to make a move and it's going to be a cascade from then. I'm afraid whoever does make the first move are going to wind up either dead or incarcerated. But they will have started the ball rolling.

Probably some drunk redneck.

"Here. Hold my beer"

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 17, 2015 09:05 PM (Xo1Rt)

319 They were very wary of sun, too, and with what we know about skin cancer now, they knew what they were doing. Both my grandmothers, any time they were going to work outside in the hot summer sun, they would cover completely up. My paternal grandmother had a bonnet she would wear. And her neck was covered as well. And gloves on her hands, no skin exposed.

Me, I had a basal cell show up on my right cheek a few years ago. I'm fair skinned and when I was young, I just let myself get blistered in that summer sun all the damn time. Idiot, I was.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 17, 2015 09:05 PM (dvuhZ)

320 The Family Princess (who is a nearly 31 y.o. douchebag now) told our
son, "I want you to know I don't support your service. Will you enjoy
killing people over there?"


"They'll do until I get a chance to deal with the traitors here."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 17, 2015 09:05 PM (oKE6c)

321 To each his own, and I wish you well, but I would not even speak to a person like that.
Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2015 09:00 PM (sdi6R)

This is America now. It wasn't my idea but this is where I live. If we're right, if a free, open, individualist, and capitalist society is the inherently superior way to live, then we have nothing to fear from these people. The people are OUR asset, while fear and division and sheer boredom are the main assets of the socialists.

We can turn their population bomb around on them. We have to. It's the only way we can win.

And, boys and girls, we ARE going to win.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 09:06 PM (ubByS)

322 Ryan will increase funding for this program.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 17, 2015 08:08 PM (dvuhZ)

Based on the beard he has already converted.

Posted by: WOPR at December 17, 2015 09:06 PM (LTDSy)

323 256 Well, my husband's home. He's gearing up to bond with his idiot Obamabot/Socialist siblings. He's changed on me. He listens to NPR all the time now. And I won't even go into what he thinks we here at the HQ are just "making up." Dear God. I don't know what's happened.

Pray for me. Seriously. We're approaching 30 years of marriage, vs. his top sibling's 5 years per marriage.

I honestly need all ya'll's prayers.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2015 08:53 PM (FsuaD)


Not to be snarky or funny, it's not, but it would appear he is of the body. I don't see how anyone, love or not, could put up with that shit, but that's just me, I'm sure.

If my SO was ever assimilated; it would be: bricks, hit 'em now and a swift fucking kick in the ass with muddy jungle boots.

Best of luck and thoughts.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at December 17, 2015 09:06 PM (WWdgA)

324 "I want you to know I don't support your service. Will you enjoy killing people over there?"

Only when I imagine them with your face, love.

Posted by: Lauren at December 17, 2015 09:07 PM (Z/8dZ)

325 You know how you stop a bully from being a bully? You just have to man up and jump on his ass. You may get you ass kicked the first time but that's how you learn to even the odds. I evened the odds for my skinny 12 year old ass when I took a pick handle to a taller bigger 16 year old. Sonofabitch grabbed a cigarette out of my mouth so I grabbed a pick handle and told him best not try that again. We as a nation gone have to do that with islam. It's about time for some of 'us' to fish or cut bait.

Posted by: Eromero at December 17, 2015 09:07 PM (b+df9)

326 Wondering how this teacher would have felt about making Jewish students write Arbeit Macht Frei in some kind of Germanic script.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 17, 2015 09:07 PM (hJrjt)

327 "301 Saudi Arabia's fundamentalist nut-cakes tried to get permission to build a mosque in Moscow. Putin asked the Russian Orthodox church to ask permission to build a church in Riyadh for guest workers.

They were turned down. The Islamicists were given a copy of that denial, and sent home.

Why can't we have a president who can do the same?"

--------

Cultural confidence, some leaders have it, some don't.

Posted by: Decaf at December 17, 2015 09:07 PM (mkWIY)

328 Jane, I'm dating, and seriously considering
marrying, a community organizer whose "charity" I know for a fact is
laundering money to pay illegal immigrants to go to democrat political
events.



And she's a good person.



You'll be alright.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 08:58 PM (ubByS)

Honey, you're screwed.

Posted by: Vendette at December 17, 2015 09:07 PM (xF2ez)

329 Good luck Jane.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 17, 2015 09:07 PM (voOPb)

330 They should shut that school district down for ever and ship the kids of a district without their heads up their asses

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2015 09:07 PM (gf8BH)

331 "Why not teach them how to make change?"

They might begin to understand basic economic theory and that is something that they DO NOT want them to know.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2015 09:08 PM (jEFso)

332 Second look at Exit Strategy.

Posted by: BuddyPC at December 17, 2015 09:08 PM (mIQJh)

333 Hmmm. Is the institutional Left remembering that they need to fear us?

Posted by: Jean at December 17, 2015 09:08 PM (+dP4y)

334 Jane {{hugs}} girl.. hang in there. You always have us morons

Posted by: jewells45 at December 17, 2015 09:08 PM (5fvBZ)

335 330 They should shut that school district down for ever and ship the kids of a district without their heads up their asses
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2015 09:07 PM (gf8BH)



But first send someone - suitably attired - into a classroom to yell, "Allahu Akhbar!"


And then send someone in afterwards to clean up the shit from the floor.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 17, 2015 09:09 PM (oKE6c)

336 Sonofabitch grabbed a cigarette out of my mouth so I grabbed a pick handle and told him best not try that again. We as a nation gone have to do that with islam. It's about time for some of 'us' to fish or cut bait.
Posted by: Eromero at December 17, 2015 09:07 PM (b+df9)

Quite precisely this

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 09:09 PM (ubByS)

337 Eromero

The old metal math compass pierces a bully pretty good as well. The sharp little pencil hurts too

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 17, 2015 09:09 PM (voOPb)

338 Honey, you're screwed.
Posted by: Vendette at December 17, 2015 09:07 PM (xF2ez)

Yeah? You got a better idea?

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 09:09 PM (ubByS)

339 The problem with lefty relatives is they just can't leave you the ef alone.

Take my mother. She is constantly, constantly, constantly nagging me about the superiority of public schools. Apparently she bitches to everyone she knows about how I refuse to put my kids in public school, because last year for my birthday my god mother wrote me a long letter saying "happy birthday, put you kids in public school!"

Posted by: Lauren at December 17, 2015 09:10 PM (Z/8dZ)

340 >>324 "I want you to know I don't support your service. Will you enjoy killing people over there?"



Killing them? No.

Raping their corpses? Yes.

...and I might have lied about the killing part.

I just didn't any you to think I was weird.

Posted by: Garrett at December 17, 2015 09:10 PM (SG2QZ)

341 I tear up on Christmas Eve, at our church service, which I REFUSE to give up for the ATL cocktail crowd.

The little kids, the music, I literally have tears running down my face as we sing the hymns.

And then there's Christmas morning. Hurry, Jane! We've got to get to ATL!

Hurry, hurry, open the gifts, and the Hag of Atlanta is waiting for me to bring lots of food, even while her maids get the house ready.

Dear Lord. Please spare me from this at some point in the future.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2015 09:10 PM (FsuaD)

342
I'm telling my grand-daughter what to write if they pull this sh!t in her school.

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 17, 2015 08:01 PM (ftVQq)








A cute little piggy, right? I mean, if the kid doesn't know Arabic and isn't being taught Arabic it's really nothing more than artwork. So a line drawing of a piggy is of equal worth as a line drawing that resembles the Arabic text that translates as "There Is No God but allah".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 17, 2015 09:10 PM (o98Jz)

343 It's about time for some of 'us' to fish or cut bait.
Posted by: Eromero at December 17, 2015 09:07 PM (b+df9)


It's getting close.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at December 17, 2015 09:11 PM (WWdgA)

344 Jane, I'm dating, and seriously considering marrying, a community organizer whose "charity" I know for a fact is laundering money to pay illegal immigrants to go to democrat political events.

And she's a good person.

You'll be alright.
Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 08:58 PM (ubByS)

Sorry buddy, anybody who is a community organizer and happily associates themselves with a group like that cannot be a good person. They are the enemy.

Posted by: Blano at December 17, 2015 09:11 PM (heN73)

345 339 The problem with lefty relatives is they just can't leave you the ef alone.

Take my mother. She is constantly, constantly, constantly nagging me about the superiority of public schools. Apparently she bitches to everyone she knows about how I refuse to put my kids in public school, because last year for my birthday my god mother wrote me a long letter saying "happy birthday, put you kids in public school!"

Posted by: Lauren at December 17, 2015 09:10 PM (Z/8dZ)

People who care about their kids' educations send them to private school in this country, unless they live in Schenechtady or Wellesley or Beverly Park

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 09:11 PM (ubByS)

346 286 I honestly need all ya'll's prayers.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2015 08:53 PM (FsuaD)

Jane, I'm dating, and seriously considering marrying, a community organizer whose "charity" I know for a fact is laundering money to pay illegal immigrants to go to democrat political events.

And she's a good person.

You'll be alright.
Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 08:58 PM (ubByS)

If that's what she's doing, she's not a good person.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 17, 2015 09:11 PM (kpqmD)

347 Posted by: The Chairman Of The Bored at December 17, 2015 09:04 PM (qIFpS)

The GOP gifted us with McAwful by being spineless weasels and betraying Ken with minimally laughable support!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 17, 2015 09:11 PM (ftVQq)

348 Jane.. we have to spend Christmas day with my libtard SIL and her family. Ughh. Funny thing.. her son is very conservative. The other two daughters are just like her. Don't know how in the hell the son ever turned out the way he did. He's got a great job, nice house, beautiful baby girl and lovely wife. The two daughters are just drifting.

Posted by: jewells45 at December 17, 2015 09:11 PM (5fvBZ)

349 Is there any good news anymore. Just ONE story of ONE person standing up to these assholes and beating them back?

Posted by: rrpjr at December 17, 2015 09:12 PM (s/yC1)

350 Jane D'oh and Son of D'oh are a part of the Moron Horde.



We stand proud, because he served for us (Hoo-rah!) and she served for us (Hoo-rah!).

Posted by: Vendette at December 17, 2015 09:12 PM (xF2ez)

351 My wife is non-political but soundly conservative and the kids are all conservative and Christian. I can't think of any hard-core lefties in my extended family.
I guess I've been blessed.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 17, 2015 09:12 PM (hJrjt)

352 324 "I want you to know I don't support your service. Will you enjoy killing people over there?"


My reaction is to blow it out entirely with such people, and to be as inflammatory as possible: "Damn straight, I can't wait to get started. I hope they don't run out of Muslims before I get there."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 17, 2015 09:12 PM (oKE6c)

353 Would you make Muslim kids write "Jesus is Lord"

No, but I bet they're happy to sing "Obama, M-m-m-m..."

Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2015 09:12 PM (oFSUK)

354 @343 Yes as the Left says : Direct Action .At the Retail Level : We know where you live .

Posted by: jay hoenemeyer at December 17, 2015 09:12 PM (uvj0z)

355 my god mother wrote me a long letter saying "happy birthday, put you kids in public school!

She should send that to the President.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 17, 2015 09:12 PM (nhiGb)

356 I grew up with many women who always kept their hair covered. If not covered, they kept their head shaved and wore a wig. Seemed unremarkable to me. Most of the Muslim head coverings I see seem intended to be visible and stigmatic.

Posted by: Sanfranpsycho at December 17, 2015 09:13 PM (Vv/Pc)

357 The other two daughters are just like her. Don't
know how in the hell the son ever turned out the way he did. He's got a
great job, nice house, beautiful baby girl and lovely wife. The two
daughters are just drifting.

Posted by: jewells45 at December 17, 2015 09:11 PM (5fvBZ)


You just answered your own question. Leftist crap exerts a siren call for losers.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 17, 2015 09:13 PM (oKE6c)

358 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 17, 2015 09:10 PM (o98Jz)

Good thinking, probably better than what I was going to suggest.

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 17, 2015 09:13 PM (ftVQq)

359 Question: Christmas presents for the Horde (and the 'Ettes)?

Posted by: Vendette at December 17, 2015 09:13 PM (xF2ez)

360 An idiot dog of mine, the one I mentioned before a while back who would eat soybeans like mad and then go on a soybean turd shitting frenzy, once ripped a cigar out of fellow's mouth.

He had come over and was talking, chomping on that cigar and rolling it around. I noticed that dog watching that cigar action intently, cocking his head. He then jumped up and yanked that cigar out of the guy's mouth, and, honestly, walked around it with it sideways in his mouth, prancing around and blowing smoke.

I paid for that cigar to make up for it. The old fellow was royally pissed for a few seconds, and then we all just busted out laughing. He refused payment, but I shoved a dollar in his pocket.




Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 17, 2015 09:14 PM (dvuhZ)

361 "Jane, I'm dating, and seriously considering marrying, a community organizer whose "charity" I know for a fact is laundering money to pay illegal immigrants to go to democrat political events.
And she's a good person.
You'll be alright.
"
-Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 08:58 PM (ubByS)

Seriously?

Ouch. Good luck with that. I mean it. I'll pray for you.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 09:14 PM (OQ9R7)

362 I honestly need all ya'll's prayers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2015 08:53 PM (FsuaD)


Thoughts & Prayers.

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 17, 2015 09:14 PM (vBeA5)

363 They should have a district-wide teacher-in-service day where they learn to NEVER EVER DO THIS SHIT AGAIN.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 17, 2015 09:14 PM (1ijHg)

364 We can turn their population bomb around on them. We have to. It's the only way we can win.

And, boys and girls, we ARE going to win.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 09:06 PM (ubByS)

Defeat their idiot philosophy by wifing them up and making them moms?

Hmmmm.... Thirty years hence, when your (well adjusted) kids are grown and gone, you can turn to her and say,

"Fooled you! NPR sucks! You just lived the American dream! APRIL FOOLS!"



Just kidding, natch. Good fortune and all that

Posted by: Secundus at December 17, 2015 09:14 PM (5QdHI)

365 "People who care about their kids' educations send them to private school in this country,"

We homeschool. I'm not really opposed to private school, but since our oldest is autistic it'd be hard to find a good fit. Most private schools around here aren't really equipped for kids with developmental issues.

Posted by: Lauren at December 17, 2015 09:15 PM (Kqit+)

366 Ghost of Kari:

A libtard is not a good person. She will divorce you and take half your stuff the instant someone more interesting comes along. No moral compass equals no qualms about breaking a vow.

Don't do it. Just screw her until she gets bored with you, and move on.

Posted by: Kristophr at December 17, 2015 09:15 PM (6fIOn)

367 "Is there any good news anymore. Just ONE story of ONE person standing up to these assholes and beating them back?"

The story about Putin above telling the Muzzos to go piss up a rope was nice.

But, Putin. America? Trump's about it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2015 09:15 PM (jEFso)

368 We've secretly switched the teacher's text to: "Allah sucks cock by choice". Let's see if they notice...

Posted by: Folger's at December 17, 2015 09:15 PM (oFSUK)

369 352 324 "I want you to know I don't support your service. Will you enjoy killing people over there?"


My reaction is to blow it out entirely with such people, and to be as inflammatory as possible: "Damn straight, I can't wait to get started. I hope they don't run out of Muslims before I get there."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 17, 2015 09:12 PM (oKE6c)

Agree and amplify. Drives 'em crazy.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 17, 2015 09:15 PM (kpqmD)

370 He had come over and was talking, chomping on that cigar and rolling it
around. I noticed that dog watching that cigar action intently, cocking
his head. He then jumped up and yanked that cigar out of the guy's
mouth, and, honestly, walked around it with it sideways in his mouth,
prancing around and blowing smoke.



I can't imagine why the dog was so fascinated by that cigar ...

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 17, 2015 09:15 PM (oKE6c)

371 They should have a STATEdistrict-wide teacher-in-service day where they learn to NEVER EVER DO THIS SHIT AGAIN.




Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 17, 2015 09:14 PM (1ijHg)

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 17, 2015 09:16 PM (ftVQq)

372 Seriously?

Ouch. Good luck with that. I mean it. I'll pray for you.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 09:14 PM (OQ9R7)

I posted a response: 321

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 09:16 PM (ubByS)

373 Killing them? No.

Raping their corpses? Yes.

...and I might have lied about the killing part.

I just didn't any you to think I was weird.

Posted by: Garrett
****

Heeeyyyy, corpses never say no. AmIright?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 17, 2015 09:16 PM (hVdx9)

374 "Question: Christmas presents for the Horde (and the 'Ettes)?"

Boxes of 22LR are always a thoughtful and welcomed gift.

Posted by: gp at December 17, 2015 09:16 PM (mk9aG)

375 http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/627602/Saudi-Arabia-orders-execution-teenager

SAUDI Arabia is to behead a teenager for attending a protest when he was 15.
By Laura Mowat

FileFolder: Religion\Ideology of Peace

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 17, 2015 09:16 PM (MbrzC)

376 365 "People who care about their kids' educations send them to private school in this country,"

We homeschool. I'm not really opposed to private school, but since our oldest is autistic it'd be hard to find a good fit. Most private schools around here aren't really equipped for kids with developmental issues.

Posted by: Lauren at December 17, 2015 09:15 PM (Kqit+)

Our kids in California homeschool but they're thinking of putting them in private school for junior high school.

Kids in Calgary have their children in private school--which is a significant financial sacrifice but worth it.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 17, 2015 09:16 PM (hJrjt)

377 "Question: Christmas presents for the Horde (and the 'Ettes)?"
-Posted by: Vendette at December 17, 2015 09:13 PM (xF2ez)

I'll take a six-pack of Great Lakes Brewery's "Burning River" pale ale...

...Thanks!

What a gal!

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 09:16 PM (OQ9R7)

378 Calligraphy? Why not teach them how to make change?

====

what do you think common core math is all about?

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 17, 2015 09:17 PM (Cq0oW)

379 I had an angry, teary argument with husband earlier. I actually read in an e-mail that he told family that we would stay an extra night after Christmas. I lost it.

First of all, the idiot yankees in the family decided they will sleep in our beds and "move around" to various houses.

I've slept in a stinky bed at my MiL's. It was awful.

Anyhow, our son wants to come home after one night because he has to board his puppy at an expensive place.

Dear God. I just want to come home and sleep in my own clean, comfortable bed. And let the family Yankees continue sitting around telling their Southern kinfolk how superior they are.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2015 09:17 PM (FsuaD)

380 >>359 Question: Christmas presents for the Horde (and the 'Ettes)?



I got Soothie some Chimpanzee Pheromone Cologne, a rag and a bottle of ether.

Guess I'll have to return the Cologne.

Posted by: Garrett at December 17, 2015 09:17 PM (SG2QZ)

381 Hate to say this Jane but if Husband spends a lot of time away from home normally OR if he spends time away that is unaccounted for, he might have found someone else to play house with.

That is one thing that can drastically change a man's political outlook. It doesn't last much beyond the first 6 months or so like any affair. (2 years tops is average) But while he's enthralled he'll echo her politics.

I'm also assuming she's younger (this is a evolutionary thing nothing personal to you men will always go after a younger female if they stray. It's nature.) and thus has more liberal viewpoint as well as being surrounded by others of similar ilk.

It doesn't help his family has already liberalized him and being married to you has probably been rubbed in his face more than once.

If everything else is okay (no violence, money is okay, takes care of work etc) I would give it enough time to be sure it's happening and then let him know you know and then you have to make some choices depending on what he says he wants to happen. Worse thing to do is lay down ultimatums. That's a challenge.

Ask for temporary separation. Let him spend more time with the bimbo and he might find out she's as shallow as a mud puddle and as boring as watching grass grow. And then again he might not.

Be prepared for either. As to his family, that's just inexcusable what they said to D'oh boy. Remind him of us here cheering him on. He's not alone and those people (her) are wrong.

Good luck but don't take it personal (I know easy to say, hard to do) it's not personal. It's hormones and evolution plus a bit of propinquity if he met her through their job.

I'm hoping I'm wrong but since I'm a guy, the signs are there for me and others to see.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 17, 2015 09:17 PM (Xo1Rt)

382 Jewells45 lot of it has to do with gender I'm afraid.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 17, 2015 09:17 PM (voOPb)

383 Hurry, hurry, open the gifts, and the Hag of Atlanta is waiting for me to bring lots of food, even while her maids get the house ready.

Dear Lord. Please spare me from this at some point in the future.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2015 09:10 PM (FsuaD)

My guess is she reciprocates your feelings?

Posted by: Secundus at December 17, 2015 09:18 PM (5QdHI)

384 Don't worry. Things will turn around in 2018.

It'll be after the coastal plains are inundated by a mega tsunami, so that's going to be a drawback. At it's a hard restart without nuclear fallout, so I guess that's the silver lining.

Posted by: simplemind at December 17, 2015 09:18 PM (BTnAK)

385 This whole world situation is uniquely and awfully depressing. And the omnipresent, insidious evil of Islam is everywhere.

I hate it.

Posted by: Locarno at December 17, 2015 09:18 PM (oaHu2)

386 "I posted a response: 321"
-Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 09:16 PM (ubByS)

I've read it. It doesn't make me not pray for you, I assure you.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 09:18 PM (OQ9R7)

387 "Question: Christmas presents for the Horde (and the 'Ettes)?"


One thin mint.

Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2015 09:18 PM (qUNWi)

388
358 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 17, 2015 09:10 PM (o98Jz)

Good thinking, probably better than what I was going to suggest.

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 17, 2015 09:13 PM (ftVQq)








Yeah, that's actually better than my first thought, which was the same argument, except a dick instead of the piggy. But then I thought that would be disrespectful seeing as we're talking about your granddaughter.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 17, 2015 09:19 PM (o98Jz)

389 because last year for my birthday my god mother wrote me a long letter saying "happy birthday, put you kids in public school!"

Posted by: Lauren


Ouch. That's painful to read.

Difficult to handle that kind of stuff for sure.

Few rewards in engaging devout leftie fam, but that kind of letter does deserve an X-Mas gift of Mussolini's autobiography, My Biography.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 17, 2015 09:19 PM (9YDUz)

390 326 Wondering how this teacher would have felt about making Jewish students write Arbeit Macht Frei in some kind of Germanic script.
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 17, 2015 09:07 PM (hJrjt)


That particular teacher may not have had a problem with it.

Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2015 09:19 PM (sdi6R)

391 359 Question: Christmas presents for the Horde (and the 'Ettes)?
Posted by: Vendette at December 17, 2015 09:13 PM (xF2ez)

Guns and ammo for the 'rons, same plus stompy boots for the 'ettes.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 17, 2015 09:19 PM (kpqmD)

392 Jane, your best revenge will be when you start showing up up with piles of little jarhead kids to her neat little house.

Posted by: Jean at December 17, 2015 09:19 PM (+dP4y)

393 Vendetta @ 359

Bourbon, hookers and blow.

For the 'ettes? A new apron? Maybe a sammich press?

Posted by: The Chairman Of The Bored at December 17, 2015 09:19 PM (qIFpS)

394 rrpjr:

People do stand up to these a-holes, but it never makes the news.

Posted by: Kristophr at December 17, 2015 09:19 PM (6fIOn)

395 The hardest thing to find for the kids this year was this Paw Patrol crap. Anyone else deal with this? My three year old is all "I want a paw patrwol pwayset mommy" and I'm like, hey easy enough.

WRONG. They are sold out of those things everywhere It's the lamest toy ever anyway. It's not even a nice playset. It's a piece of junk. But it's sold out everywhere. So I bought the lego duplo version and am hoping she doesn't notice.

Posted by: Lauren at December 17, 2015 09:19 PM (Kqit+)

396 "They should have a district-wide teacher-in-service day where they learn to NEVER EVER DO THIS SHIT AGAIN."


They're having a hard enough time getting teachers to stop screwing their students.

One step at a time.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2015 09:19 PM (jEFso)

397 Son was devastated. As were we. Of course, husband's libtard parents didn't believe our son. He was a LIAR.
Ugh. Now I'm back in a Mood.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2015 09:03 PM (FsuaD)

Sorry to hear.....hang tough Jane. Myself I cut ties with all libtards family and friends back in 2008.
I am cordially polite when I see them but nothing more. Just a waste of time and I get to keep my sanity. Plus I pray often and ask God to forgive them and me. God bless you and your son.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 17, 2015 09:20 PM (ej1L0)

398 Don't do it. Just screw her until she gets bored with you, and move on.
Posted by: Kristophr at December 17, 2015 09:15 PM (6fIOn)

You'll be happy to know I'm 50% of the way there.

The vast majority of the Jon Stewart-parrots don't understand what they're doing. They have been brainwashed. They need help, guidance, and to do their homework. They need to be held accountable for their beliefs. They only need one person to stand up to the bullshit they're fed to start having doubts.

We're talking about civil war. It's coming. And we need to thin the ranks of the enemy by persuading the 20-somethings not to go along with their insane scheme, not by killing them.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 09:20 PM (ubByS)

399 "Ask for temporary separation. Let him spend more time with the bimbo ..." Ummm, why not just divorce him and take all his assets?

Posted by: gp at December 17, 2015 09:20 PM (mk9aG)

400 I'm hoping I'm wrong but since I'm a guy, the signs are there for me and others to see.


Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 17, 2015 09:17 PM (Xo1Rt)


You'd be totally wrong.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2015 09:21 PM (FsuaD)

401 I thought we decided all the Moronettes were getting vacuum cleaners?

Posted by: Garrett at December 17, 2015 09:21 PM (SG2QZ)

402 Uh... under Islamic Law, just by WRITING that you are converting to Moslem.

Ergo, the School has forcibly converted all those children, under Sharia Law.


Talk about a slight Separation of Church and State Problem?

Posted by: BB Wolf at December 17, 2015 09:22 PM (f7rv6)

403 #367 Well, Garland TX, but I wonder how often we have to make that argument before they get the hint.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 17, 2015 09:22 PM (Kucy5)

404 I had to follow the link yo find out it is just a temporary closure. Here I was hoping they were going to tear the whole thing down and salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 17, 2015 09:22 PM (IN7k+)

405 -Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2015 09:17 PM (FsuaD)

This, too shall pass. Hang in there, darlin'!

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 09:22 PM (OQ9R7)

406 I thought we decided all the Moronettes were getting vacuum cleaners?
Posted by: Garrett

I thought it was cans of spray starch. You know how much they love pressing shirts.

Posted by: Dr. Walter E Williams at December 17, 2015 09:23 PM (/FOB4)

407 I thought we decided all the Moronettes were getting vacuum cleaners?

Will a Hand i Vac do?

Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2015 09:23 PM (qUNWi)

408 Garrett, and those sexy little 1950s aprons.

Posted by: Jean at December 17, 2015 09:23 PM (+dP4y)

409 Home
School.

That is all.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 17, 2015 09:23 PM (39g3+)

410 "One thin mint."


Boy, Christmas is hard around Casa eleven.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2015 09:23 PM (jEFso)

411 I got Mrs. MH a new stove & dryer for Xmas

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 17, 2015 09:23 PM (voOPb)

412 Jane the horde goes 0-60. You should probably get off your computer now. You don't need to read the comments for our prayers to take effect.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 09:23 PM (ubByS)

413 -Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 17, 2015 09:17 PM (Xo1Rt)

Doood. Really?

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 09:23 PM (OQ9R7)

414 There is no firearm designer but Browning.

I will grudgingly agree to not blow up anyone who disagrees. Guess that makes me a moderate.


Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at December 17, 2015 09:23 PM (FtrY1)

415 -Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2015 08:53 PM (FsuaD)

All shall be well, and all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 17, 2015 09:24 PM (Cq0oW)

416 Publius @ 360 Cigar dog.
What breed was that one?

Posted by: Eromero at December 17, 2015 09:24 PM (b+df9)

417 All Moronettes deserve their own Panini Press.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 17, 2015 09:25 PM (nhiGb)

418 Boy, Christmas is hard around Casa eleven.

'tsall I need.

And booze. I forgot to say booze didn't I?

Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2015 09:25 PM (qUNWi)

419 416: Mutt is all I know. Showed up at a neighbors still mostly a puppy. Someone had put him out. They had several dogs of their own, we didn't and ended up taking him.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 17, 2015 09:25 PM (dvuhZ)

420 Re: some of the preceding discussion. I honestly can't believe any group of people would be able to convince me to change my faith or core beliefs. They're part of who I am and I've worked them out through conflict and doubts and challenges.

However, the people you hang out with most can change you. For instance, I work with a very foul-mouthed bunch of people and my language has changed for the worse. (Trying to change it back.)

I'm not sure if that's relevant to this thread but I have a vague notion it might be--tangentially at least.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 17, 2015 09:25 PM (hJrjt)

421 Uh... under Islamic Law, just by WRITING that you are converting to Moslem.

Ergo, the School has forcibly converted all those children, under Sharia Law.


Talk about a slight Separation of Church and State Problem?


But it's those knuckle-dragging cousin-humping Jesus freaks who want to force a theocracy on the country. *eyeroll*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 17, 2015 09:25 PM (LUgeY)

422 Talk about a slight Separation of Church and State Problem?

Posted by: BB Wolf at December 17, 2015 09:22 PM (f7rv6)


This isn't about "separation of church and state", silly. There is no "separation of mosque and state"!

Now recite the Shahada you H8r!

Posted by: Your friendly neighborhood pubolic school at December 17, 2015 09:25 PM (vBeA5)

423 401 I thought we decided all the Moronettes were getting vacuum cleaners?
Posted by: Garrett at December 17, 2015 09:21 PM (SG2QZ)



Dual-bag ones?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Twivg7GkYts

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 17, 2015 09:25 PM (oKE6c)

424 414 There is no firearm designer but Browning.

I will grudgingly agree to not blow up anyone who disagrees. Guess that makes me a moderate.

Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at December 17, 2015 09:23 PM (FtrY1)

I come from a Smith & Wesson family, and you're entitled to your heresy. Have a nice night.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 09:25 PM (ubByS)

425 I'm off to bed.

Woke up in the middle of the night having a horrible dream about ISIS killing us locally.

And then I managed to wake myself up and go, "WTF? We are armed here and can shoot back!"

Literally.

And then I actually went back to sleep and dreamed ISIS was attacking us and local guys were gunning them down.

'Night, all!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2015 09:26 PM (FsuaD)

426 "There is no firearm designer but Browning." I say Gaston Glock. Thanks for not blowing me up.

Posted by: gp at December 17, 2015 09:26 PM (mk9aG)

427 Slapweasel (Cold1), T:

Sorry, but some of us have seen it happen way too often, usually done by someone brainwashed by the left.

Posted by: Kristophr at December 17, 2015 09:26 PM (6fIOn)

428 286 I honestly need all ya'll's prayers.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2015 08:53 PM (FsuaD)

Jane, I'm dating, and seriously considering marrying, a community organizer whose "charity" I know for a fact is laundering money to pay illegal immigrants to go to democrat political events.

And she's a good person.

You'll be alright.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 08:58 PM (ubByS)
---

We'd like to chat when you get a minute.

Posted by: Agent Johnson FBI at December 17, 2015 09:26 PM (MbrzC)

429 411: You never buy the wife shit that plugs in or means work for Christmas. Holy shit, good luck.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 17, 2015 09:26 PM (ucDmr)

430 Dang y'all chased Jane off.

Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2015 09:27 PM (qUNWi)

431 401 I thought we decided all the Moronettes were getting vacuum cleaners?
Posted by: Garrett at December 17, 2015 09:21 PM (SG2QZ)

Everybody except grammie is getting waffle irons.

Posted by: Blano at December 17, 2015 09:27 PM (heN73)

432 You will not Blaspheme.

Obey the word and works of John Moses Browning ( Peace be upon him ).

Posted by: Kristophr at December 17, 2015 09:27 PM (6fIOn)

433 All shall be well, and all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well.
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 17, 2015 09:24 PM (Cq0oW)

That's a blast from the past. My old choir director always said that.

It's a hell of a verse.

I was Catholic (hah. am?) but attended an Episcopalian school and was big on the singing, so I ended up going to Episcopal services as much or more than Catholic mass during high school. Why the hell the Catholic church let the protestants steal all the good music I'll never understand.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 09:27 PM (ubByS)

434 Speaking of the FBI, you all did see that that ratfuck little weasel of a CEO who jacked up the price of that stupid drug by some ridiculous amount was arrested and charged with securities fraud by the SEC.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 17, 2015 09:28 PM (dvuhZ)

435 "I got Mrs. MH a new stove & dryer for Xmas"


Wow, going semi-big, MH. I'm sure she'll be thrilled.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2015 09:28 PM (jEFso)

436 Augusta County.
Super-conservative. Lots of Baptists and Brethren.

We have no place to hide.
Sure, for the time being we can home-school.
Until they declare that child abuse.

They will never leave us alone.

And they will continue to force us to pay more and more to support their established church of Leftism.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 17, 2015 09:28 PM (T/5A0)

437 Don't buy wife anything for Christmas.

Posted by: simplemind at December 17, 2015 09:28 PM (BTnAK)

438 Chavez I also got her a frig too.

It was a mutual decision we needed new appliances. We are headed your way in April to see Jethro Tull another Xmas present

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 17, 2015 09:28 PM (voOPb)

439 I'm not sure if that's relevant to this thread but I have a vague notion it might be--tangentially at least.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 17, 2015 09:25 PM (hJrjt)

Of course. You Earth people are social animals; you will, over time, adapt to your surroundings... Provided you haven't entered those surroundings with the intent of adapting them to fit YOU.

Posted by: Secundus at December 17, 2015 09:29 PM (5QdHI)

440 360
He then jumped up and yanked that cigar out of the guy's mouth, and, honestly, walked around it with it sideways in his mouth, prancing around and blowing smoke.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 17, 2015 09:14 PM (dvuhZ)


The dog thought, "That human is not holding the stick correctly in his mouth. I will teach him."

Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2015 09:29 PM (sdi6R)

441
But it's those knuckle-dragging cousin-humping Jesus freaks who want to force a theocracy on the country. *eyeroll*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 17, 2015 09:25 PM (LUgeY)







Hey, don't be disrespectin' the cousin-humping. Best part of being an unperson from Jesusland.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 17, 2015 09:29 PM (o98Jz)

442 I don't think any of you have to deal with the 97 percent leftist saturation rate that I do in SF! You learn to hate the sin, not the sinner.

Posted by: Sanfranpsycho at December 17, 2015 09:29 PM (Vv/Pc)

443 >>401 I thought we decided all the Moronettes were getting vacuum cleaners?
Posted by: Garrett at December 17, 2015 09:21 PM (SG2QZ)

Is it a dyson? Because I am ok with that actually.

God bless Jane. I'm off to bed.

Posted by: Lea at December 17, 2015 09:30 PM (GfnFg)

444 "that ratfuck little weasel of a CEO" I don't know if he's guilty but boy he's got the face we all love to hate. In the dictionary next to "smug," there's his portrait.

Posted by: gp at December 17, 2015 09:30 PM (mk9aG)

445 gp! Keep your head up on the job search. My old man is having the same trouble. A good cold conversion rate for a salesman is 3%. You're a rockstar if you can do that. So get cracking with the resume and don't be too ashamed to ask for an intro if you know someone.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 09:30 PM (ubByS)

446 publius: It was his company. He has a right to set prices at whatever he pleases.

I'm sure the Obama-tards dug until they found something to throw at him after he ignored libtard demands to lower the price of his generic drugs, instead of raising the price to near the cost of the originals.

He may be a ratfuck little weasel, but he has probably done nothing immoral, but rather pissed off that little princess in the Whitehouse.

Posted by: Kristophr at December 17, 2015 09:30 PM (6fIOn)

447 Good night Jane.

Posted by: jewells45 at December 17, 2015 09:30 PM (5fvBZ)

448 Prayers for the D'ohs, and for the Son of D'oh to find the Lady D'oh he needs.

Posted by: Vendette at December 17, 2015 09:31 PM (xF2ez)

449 438: ac/dc in vegas in february. mgm grand

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 17, 2015 09:31 PM (ucDmr)

450 Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2015 09:21 PM (FsuaD)

Good. I was just going by what little you said.

Then you should let him be with his family and you should be elsewhere as it doesn't seem to be a very pleasant experience for you.

Somethings caused him to trend back to his liberal roots. Need to find out what it is.

Could be it's the insecurity all of us feel lately with all that's going on and the constant losses.

Still good luck.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 17, 2015 09:31 PM (Xo1Rt)

451 "Obey the word and works of John Moses Browning ( Peace be upon him )."


No lover for Samuel Colt, Bill Ruger, or, Bill Henry?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2015 09:31 PM (jEFso)

452 G'Night, Jane!

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 09:31 PM (OQ9R7)

453 442 I don't think any of you have to deal with the 97 percent leftist saturation rate that I do in SF! You learn to hate the sin, not the sinner.
Posted by: Sanfranpsycho at December 17, 2015 09:29 PM (Vv/Pc)

I'm in Boston. Hence my patience. Or is this a cocoon?

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 09:31 PM (ubByS)

454 I don't think any of you have to deal with the 97 percent leftist saturation rate that I do in SF! You learn to hate the sin, not the sinner.
Posted by: Sanfranpsycho

But some sinners deserve every bit of hatred they get: TFG, Cankles, Soros, etc.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at December 17, 2015 09:31 PM (/FOB4)

455 445: Thank you for the pep!

Posted by: gp at December 17, 2015 09:31 PM (mk9aG)

456 Awesome Chavez
Great music & warm weather

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 17, 2015 09:32 PM (voOPb)

457 Christmas presents for the Horde

What Christmas would be complete without an "Allah Does Butt Stuff" Arabic bumper sticker?

Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2015 09:32 PM (oFSUK)

458 Browning does make a fine shotgun

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 17, 2015 09:32 PM (voOPb)

459 Boxes of 22LR are always a thoughtful and welcomed gift.
Posted by: gp at December 17, 2015 09:16 PM (mk9aG)

This. Highly sought after, hard to find, and appropriate for every occasion.

Posted by: antisocialist at December 17, 2015 09:32 PM (cDs+4)

460
Oh, yeah, Marty Muzzie, that "INRI" thingie over J-guy's head on the cross?

'Twas short for his nickname, "HENRI"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 17, 2015 09:33 PM (BK3ZS)

461 438: ac/dc in vegas in february. mgm grand

youtube.com/watch?v=JGftIcp2SC0

Touch Too Much

Posted by: Secundus at December 17, 2015 09:33 PM (5QdHI)

462 "No lover for Samuel Colt, Bill Ruger, or, Bill Henry?" Or Mosin or Simonov or Kalshnikov?

Posted by: gp at December 17, 2015 09:33 PM (mk9aG)

463 456: hope so.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 17, 2015 09:33 PM (ucDmr)

464 MH.. I got a new stove too. Mine blew right after Thanksgiving. Turns out those self cleaning ovens can be very dangerous. The temperature can get so hot it can blow the elements in the stove and pooof! Mine popped loudly then smoke started billowing out. Lucky we didn't have a damn fire.

Posted by: jewells45 at December 17, 2015 09:34 PM (5fvBZ)

465 445: Thank you for the pep!
Posted by: gp at December 17, 2015 09:31 PM (mk9aG)

Us morons gotta stick together.

It's also the wine talking. Shit's french

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 09:34 PM (ubByS)

466 Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2015 08:53 PM (FsuaD)

Jane, me & hubby do not talk politics. I'm pretty sure he voted for Obama. To be fair I'm the one who changed on him- I was a Dem until 2008.
One day he'll come around.

Posted by: @votermom at December 17, 2015 09:34 PM (cbfNE)

467 Browning's (PBUH) Ma Deuce trumps all of those lesser weapons.

Posted by: Kristophr at December 17, 2015 09:34 PM (6fIOn)

468
446 publius: It was his company. He has a right to set prices at whatever he pleases.

I'm sure the Obama-tards dug until they found something to throw at him after he ignored libtard demands to lower the price of his generic drugs, instead of raising the price to near the cost of the originals.

He may be a ratfuck little weasel, but he has probably done nothing immoral, but rather pissed off that little princess in the Whitehouse.

Posted by: Kristophr at December 17, 2015 09:30 PM (6fIOn)







This.

Now, I WILL say that he's a fucking retard. Because after jacking up the price on that drug, he should have known that the Feds would retaliate by investigating the hell out of him. Anything but squeeky clean business practices would get him a complimentary stay in PMITA Federal Prison.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 17, 2015 09:35 PM (o98Jz)

469 401 I thought we decided all the Moronettes were getting vacuum cleaners?
Posted by: Garrett at December 17, 2015 09:21 PM (SG2QZ)

You mean a broomstick with an automatic transmission?

Posted by: antisocialist at December 17, 2015 09:35 PM (cDs+4)

470 Or Oppenheimer

Posted by: Jean at December 17, 2015 09:35 PM (+dP4y)

471 First night in weeks I want to watch Netflix and they're down. Thanks Obama!

Posted by: gp at December 17, 2015 09:35 PM (mk9aG)

472 Jane, I'm dating, and seriously considering marrying, a community organizer whose "charity" I know for a fact is laundering money to pay illegal immigrants to go to democrat political events.

And she's a good person.

You'll be alright.
Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 08:58 PM (ubByS)

Ghost you will regret marrying her. She'll decide for some frivolous reason to leave you and poverty will be your middle name. Anyone who is associating with a "charity" like that and doesn't have a problem with it won't think twice about screwing you over.

Posted by: WOPR at December 17, 2015 09:36 PM (LTDSy)

473 "Sorry, but some of us have seen it happen way too often, usually done by someone brainwashed by the left."
-Posted by: Kristophr at December 17, 2015 09:26 PM (6fIOn)

There, leaves Prayer and Faith. I ask not to be unencumbered, but to carry that weight through times of woe.

For myself, but especially for the faithful among us.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 09:36 PM (OQ9R7)

474 Star Wars, nothing but Star Wars.

Posted by: Lounge Singer at December 17, 2015 09:36 PM (Moh0M)

475 Really, I feel bad when folks want to just write off Lefties, cause I was one myself for a long time. Not all Lefties have closed minds. Some can be reached, even if they never completely change their ways. It's worth making the effort.

Posted by: notsothoreau at December 17, 2015 09:37 PM (5HBd1)

476 464 MH.. I got a new stove too. Mine blew right after Thanksgiving. Turns out those self cleaning ovens can be very dangerous. The temperature can get so hot it can blow the elements in the stove and pooof! Mine popped loudly then smoke started billowing out. Lucky we didn't have a damn fire.
Posted by: jewells45 at December 17, 2015 09:34 PM (5fvBZ)

What brand?

If you didn't pay north of ~$2000 for the oven, don't use the self-clean. It needs to have serious, quality insulation in order for the setting to be worth anything. You're talking at least 700 degrees.

Sorry to be telling you this now.

Who spends $4000 for an oven? You haven't met much New England old money, have you?

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 09:37 PM (ubByS)

477 434 Speaking of the FBI, you all did see that that ratfuck little weasel of a CEO who jacked up the price of that stupid drug by some ridiculous amount was arrested and charged with securities fraud by the SEC.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 17, 2015 09:28 PM (dvuhZ)
---
Yeah I did, and as fked up as that was my first thought was I hope the FBI didn't target and try to find something on him just cause he's an asshole. Thankfully they were investigating him for various things well before that move.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 17, 2015 09:37 PM (MbrzC)

478 459 Boxes of 22LR are always a thoughtful and welcomed gift.
Posted by: gp at December 17, 2015 09:16 PM (mk9aG)

This. Highly sought after, hard to find, and appropriate for every occasion.

Posted by: antisocialist at December 17, 2015 09:32 PM (cDs+4)


Awwww.... would be typical of me on Christmas morning...

Great Thought... Right Color.... Wrong Size...

Posted by: BB Wolf at December 17, 2015 09:37 PM (f7rv6)

479
Strike up the music
The band has begun
The Ay Oh Ess HQ Polka!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 17, 2015 09:38 PM (BK3ZS)

480 hardest thing to find for the kids this year was this Paw Patrol crap. Anyone else deal with this?

=====

yes. no comment

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 17, 2015 09:38 PM (Cq0oW)

481 Yes the commies are talking over; whether they be the Islamists or the Black Lives Matter, it's all a power grab and a whole lot of slugs better wake up before it's too late.
I blame it all on the Kardashinans

Posted by: damn the torpedoes at December 17, 2015 09:38 PM (CIoyl)

482 "Really, I feel bad when folks want to just write off Lefties, cause I was one myself for a long time. Not all Lefties have closed minds. Some can be reached, even if they never completely change their ways. It's worth making the effort."
-Posted by: notsothoreau at December 17, 2015 09:37 PM (5HBd1)

Indeed, Sir. In-Deed!

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 09:39 PM (OQ9R7)

483 Never seen a browning not go 'boom'.

Can't say that about most other guns.

Posted by: Garrett at December 17, 2015 09:39 PM (SG2QZ)

484 "Browning's (PBUH) Ma Deuce trumps all of those lesser weapons."


Oh, no, have to agree. Browning designs changed the world.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2015 09:39 PM (jEFso)

485 I have a soft spot in me old heart for Segei Simonov....simple and efficient yet small and handy. The SKS would be a legend if it was available in 1939.

Eugene Stoner was in a league of his own too, even if he was a one trick pony.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 17, 2015 09:39 PM (ej1L0)

486 OK elves and elvettes, it's bedtime for Bonzo. I've had a hell of a day with my sinuses.

Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 17, 2015 09:39 PM (LUgeY)

487 "Not all Lefties have closed minds. Some can be reached," My conversion started when I took economics and business courses. Paying quarterly estimated income taxes and prop taxes nudged me further. 9/11 sealed the deal.

Posted by: gp at December 17, 2015 09:40 PM (mk9aG)

488 Well sitting and waiting for movie to start. Theater almost full.

Instead of a nice souvenir booklet, handed a Lego Star Wars catalog.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2015 09:40 PM (grnQS)

489 When it comes to firearms, Eromeros are polytheistic. Browning, Remington, Springfield, Colt, Glock, S and W, Taurus, Sig, Beretta, Bersa, Llama, Kalashnikov, Mosin, Enfield, Ruger, and Mauser. Or are welcome at our table. Also, suffer the little Benjamins, Daisys, Red Riders, and Gamos to enter.

Posted by: Eromero at December 17, 2015 09:40 PM (b+df9)

490 G'Night, BackwardsBoy.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 09:40 PM (OQ9R7)

491 ThisBeingMilt: Not necessarily so.

As complex as the law is, it is hard to avoid accidentally committing a felony somewhere. He should have had his holdings in a foreign trust, and then had his people sign off on decisions for him. Sign nothing yourself, and say nothing to federales.

He pissed off Obama, so the Obama-tards looked for some paper he signed that they could inflate into a felony.

Posted by: Kristophr at December 17, 2015 09:40 PM (6fIOn)

492 us: boom

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at December 17, 2015 09:41 PM (AhyHb)

493 477: He pissed off the Pharma brass as well, and a competitor went to special trouble to completely undercut him (it took a little effort to do that, from what I read, and it meant they made a special case) and drive his little investment to zero. They saw him as an interloper whose greed gave them a bad name and took him out.

This case is about essentially shelling sham "stock" to pay off other investors. IOW, say I make up a company and sell "stock" and take the money and run. That's essentially what the case is.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 17, 2015 09:41 PM (dvuhZ)

494 Speaking of firearms, watching "Live Below Zero" and I'm seeing several Inuits hunting seals with Moisins.

Pretty good choice I suppose for the environment.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2015 09:41 PM (jEFso)

495 395 The hardest thing to find for the kids this year was this Paw Patrol crap. Anyone else deal with this? My three year old is all "I want a paw patrwol pwayset mommy" and I'm like, hey easy enough.

WRONG. They are sold out of those things everywhere It's the lamest toy ever anyway. It's not even a nice playset. It's a piece of junk. But it's sold out everywhere. So I bought the lego duplo version and am hoping she doesn't notice.

Posted by: Lauren at December 17, 2015 09:19 PM (Kqit+)


HAHA! My nephew got one of those for his birthday last February. I put it together for him. The part that sucked was figuring out how the slide went on. I want to say it was this one:

http://tinyurl.com/hzpavze

Posted by: buzzion at December 17, 2015 09:41 PM (zt+N6)

496 Instead of a nice souvenir booklet, handed a Lego Star Wars catalog.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2015 09:40 PM (grnQS)

Whaddaya want? All that H1B lobbying costs money, you know. Fork over those greenbacks

Posted by: TEH MOUSE at December 17, 2015 09:42 PM (5QdHI)

497 489 When it comes to firearms, Eromeros are polytheistic. Browning, Remington, Springfield, Colt, Glock, S and W, Taurus, Sig, Beretta, Bersa, Llama, Kalashnikov, Mosin, Enfield, Ruger, and Mauser. Or are welcome at our table. Also, suffer the little Benjamins, Daisys, Red Riders, and Gamos to enter.
Posted by: Eromero at December 17, 2015 09:40 PM (b+df9)

This is the kind of wholesome, all-are-welcome Christmas spirit that just fills my heart with holiday cheer.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 09:42 PM (ubByS)

498 Fur Real Friend Orange Tabby. Christmas 1998. Paid a small fortune at a flea market-type place. Never take the kiddies to Santa too close to the big day.

Lesson learned. No Arabic calligraphy needed.

Posted by: RedDish at December 17, 2015 09:42 PM (5eXg1)

499 Can we all agree: guns good, politicians bad?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 17, 2015 09:42 PM (voOPb)

500 Is that Augusta County GA? or is that the county Dearborn Michigan is in?


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 17, 2015 09:43 PM (1ijHg)

501 482 "Really, I feel bad when folks want to just write off Lefties, cause I was one myself for a long time. Not all Lefties have closed minds. Some can be reached, even if they never completely change their ways. It's worth making the effort."
-Posted by: notsothoreau at December 17, 2015 09:37 PM (5HBd1)

Indeed, Sir. In-Deed!
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 09:39 PM (OQ9R7)

This is what I've been saying this whole time

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 09:43 PM (ubByS)

502 He pissed off Obama, so the Obama-tards looked for some paper he signed that they could inflate into a felony.
Posted by: Kristophr

Just like in Argentina!

Posted by: Franz Liebkind at December 17, 2015 09:43 PM (/FOB4)

503 -Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2015 09:41 PM (jEFso)

"Moisins" are wrinkled grapes plums, right?

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 09:43 PM (OQ9R7)

504 "This is what I've been saying this whole time."
-Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 09:43 PM (ubByS)

Which is why I'll pray for you... lol.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 09:44 PM (OQ9R7)

505 "Instead of a nice souvenir booklet, handed a Lego Star Wars catalog."


Anna, I don't mind spoilers when you get done with the show.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2015 09:44 PM (jEFso)

506 491 - I have no doubt that move of his caused them to 'move forward', but my point was they claim to have been up his ass prior to him doing that. The again this is Barry's FBI and LEO in general so it's not like their above lying though their teeth... but that their claim, or so I read.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 17, 2015 09:44 PM (MbrzC)

507 If nothing else this does show

Terrorism Works

Y'all can gentle push that up your lib in-laws asses for dessert after dinner conversation. If you are smooth and gentle they will taste the truth in the back of their throats.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 17, 2015 09:44 PM (T78UI)

508 publius: Corps sell "preferred" stock all the time, and never get called on it.

He pissed people off, and thought merely doing what everyone else did would protect him.

Posted by: Kristophr at December 17, 2015 09:44 PM (6fIOn)

509 498 Furby. The original ones. I also remember watching a bunch of women just about snatch each other baldheaded over a display of Cabbage Patch Kids.

Posted by: antisocialist at December 17, 2015 09:44 PM (cDs+4)

510 "This is the kind of wholesome, all-are-welcome Christmas spirit that just fills my heart with holiday cheer."
-Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 09:42 PM (ubByS)

And this is why I wonder about you.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 09:45 PM (OQ9R7)

511 "Can we all agree: guns good, politicians bad?"


Cheaper and less threatening, so, yeah.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2015 09:46 PM (jEFso)

512 The stove that blew was a Kenmore. It came with the house so no idea what they paid for it. We bought one that looked very similar. It's a GE (God I hated buying GE) we paid a little over $500 for it. It's a self cleaning but I will never use it. We are selling this house next year anyway so no point in spending a shit ton of money for a new stove.

Posted by: jewells45 at December 17, 2015 09:46 PM (5fvBZ)

513
There once was a man from Mecca
A-humpin' a goat named Rebecca
"I'm not done", he cried
As his brothers he spied
Bringing water to swab his peckka.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 17, 2015 09:46 PM (BK3ZS)

514 Anything written in Aramaic looks like sick puppy diarrhea.

Posted by: Dang at December 17, 2015 09:47 PM (2oWD2)

515 511 "Can we all agree: guns good, politicians bad?"


Cheaper and less threatening, so, yeah.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2015 09:46 PM (jEFso)

So how does the cost of buying a gun compare to the cost of buying a politician?

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 17, 2015 09:47 PM (hJrjt)

516 Heh, my brother asked for a Cabbage Patch Kid back at the height of that stupidity. My mom said there was no way she was going to try and get one of those things. She is considering getting him one for Christmas THIS year though.

Posted by: no good deed at December 17, 2015 09:47 PM (GgxVX)

517 509 498 Furby. The original ones. I also remember watching a bunch of women just about snatch each other baldheaded over a display of Cabbage Patch Kids.

Posted by: antisocialist at December 17, 2015 09:44 PM (cDs+4)



I remember the Tickle Me Elmo crap.

Posted by: buzzion at December 17, 2015 09:47 PM (zt+N6)

518 -Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 17, 2015 09:44 PM (T78UI)

Terrorism works against Progressives. The rest of us get pissed-off and want to rip throats out of enemies.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 09:47 PM (OQ9R7)

519 And this is why I wonder about you.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 09:45 PM (OQ9R7)

We're shades of gray

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 09:47 PM (ubByS)

520 So how does the cost of buying a gun compare to the cost of buying a politician?

The gun is cheaper and stays bought.

Posted by: no good deed at December 17, 2015 09:48 PM (GgxVX)

521 Ghost of Kari is average Josephine troll

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 17, 2015 09:48 PM (voOPb)

522 ""Moisins" are wrinkled grapes plums, right?"



Took me a minute to figure that one out.


I'm tired

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2015 09:48 PM (jEFso)

523 Progressives spend their whole lives being terrified about something, so yea, terrorism work fine on them.

Posted by: Kristophr at December 17, 2015 09:48 PM (6fIOn)

524 Kind of a big hint that Star Wars is a toy commercial.

Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2015 09:48 PM (qUNWi)

525 -Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2015 09:48 PM (jEFso)

*HAH!*

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 09:49 PM (OQ9R7)

526 Maybe the shahada is the Arabic equivalent of "now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 17, 2015 08:30 PM (8ZskC)


The quick brown mohammed jumped the lazy goat?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2015 09:49 PM (7MWCL)

527 Davey Crockett hat.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 17, 2015 09:49 PM (FkBIv)

528 I could think of no better rifle to use on a fucking ice floe than a Mosin-Nagant with a completely un-oiled bolt.

Not sure about those Moisons, though.

Posted by: Kristophr at December 17, 2015 09:49 PM (6fIOn)

529 "We're shades of gray."
-Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 09:47 PM (ubByS)

I'll buy that, amigo.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 09:50 PM (OQ9R7)

530 So how does the cost of buying a gun compare to the cost of buying a politician?

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 17, 2015 09:47 PM (hJrjt)
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Cheaper, and more reliable in all respects.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 17, 2015 09:50 PM (MbrzC)

531 I remember the Tickle Me Elmo crap.
Posted by: buzzion at December 17, 2015 09:47 PM (zt+N6)

------------------------
Yup. And the Furby that Child 3 of 3 simply had to have? She forgot about it about halfway through "teaching" it words. Then, when we moved to the house we live in now, I had it on the passenger seat of my car and it came back to life and started making noises and 'bout scared the crap out of me.

Posted by: antisocialist at December 17, 2015 09:50 PM (cDs+4)

532
Augusta County, VA?

Jeebus, I lived there for a couple of years in the mid 80s.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 17, 2015 09:50 PM (BK3ZS)

533 Prayers to Jane and a reminder, Romans 8:28-29. Off to bed for me. Up early to pay the yankee reconstruction tax.

Posted by: Eromero at December 17, 2015 09:51 PM (b+df9)

534 Politicians are pretty damned cheap, these days. Not Mosin-Nagant cheap, but pretty damned close.

Posted by: Kristophr at December 17, 2015 09:51 PM (6fIOn)

535 Well, thankfully, there was some public outcry against it and hopefully the people who were rightfully upset will recall this when the Board of Educations comes up for re-election. I would.

And I commend the one particular Christian woman who got the ball the ball rolling on protests..

I think the homneschoolers should form a cooperative. That's how a number of larger Christian schools started

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2015 09:51 PM (No/ki)

536 "So how does the cost of buying a gun compare to the cost of buying a politician?"

Average individual can out and acquire a decent working handgun or long arm for $500.

I don't know if you buy-off the local dog-catcher for $500 anymore.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2015 09:51 PM (jEFso)

537 500---Grampa Jimbo --- Augusta County VA.
Very conservative, mostly rural.


About the last place you'd expect it.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 17, 2015 09:51 PM (T/5A0)

538 Too hot, hot damn
Maet will police this thread
Too hot, hot damn
Ace will patrol this thread again
Too hot, hot damn
Break it down, now

Trolls are going to be tossed about now,
Ette's strolling on the downtown
Because ONT will give it to you
ONT will give it to you
ONT will give it you
Don't believe me, just watch!

ONT right now, ONT right now
ONT right now, ONT right now
ONT right now, ONT right now



Good night!

Posted by: Vendette got it wrong but she doesn't care at December 17, 2015 09:51 PM (xF2ez)

539 I'm glad my kids are grown and I'm not a gramps yet

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 17, 2015 09:51 PM (voOPb)

540 497 489 When it comes to firearms, Eromeros are polytheistic. Browning, Remington, Springfield, Colt, Glock, S and W, Taurus, Sig, Beretta, Bersa, Llama, Kalashnikov, Mosin, Enfield, Ruger, and Mauser. Or are welcome at our table. Also, suffer the little Benjamins, Daisys, Red Riders, and Gamos to enter.
Posted by: Eromero at December 17, 2015 09:40 PM (b+df9)

This is the kind of wholesome, all-are-welcome Christmas spirit that just fills my heart with holiday cheer.
Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 09:42 PM (ubByS)


*drums fingers on the table*

Posted by: Winchester at December 17, 2015 09:52 PM (WWdgA)

541 Ghost of kari , take her to the range on dates.
If she starts liking guns it's the first step to conversion...

Posted by: @votermom at December 17, 2015 09:52 PM (cbfNE)

542 Night Vendette

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 17, 2015 09:52 PM (voOPb)

543 "Can we all agree: guns good, politicians bad?"

Cheaper and less threatening, so, yeah.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2015 09:46 PM (jEFso)


Close enough...

Posted by: Zardoz at December 17, 2015 09:52 PM (vBeA5)

544 A range date might work. If she refuses, consider it strike two.

Posted by: Kristophr at December 17, 2015 09:52 PM (6fIOn)

545 Evening all

Anything up?

Any trolls or SHILLs around?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2015 09:52 PM (DUoqb)

546 "I could think of no better rifle to use on a fucking ice floe than a Mosin-Nagant with a completely un-oiled bolt."
-Posted by: Kristophr at December 17, 2015 09:49 PM (6fIOn)

I thought they all had un-oiled bolts... lol. I've fired three and that whole action wasn't for the pajama-boy-minded.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 09:52 PM (OQ9R7)

547 Oh God... Netflix is doing "Fuller House" A continuation of Full House.

Posted by: buzzion at December 17, 2015 09:53 PM (zt+N6)

548 G'Night, Eromero and Vendette!

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 09:53 PM (OQ9R7)

549 Wait for fullest house.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 17, 2015 09:54 PM (FkBIv)

550 Night Eromero

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 17, 2015 09:54 PM (voOPb)

551
...out of an abundance of caution

The same weasel words often cited by Warmies about why carbon abatement steps are crucial, crucial to combatting AGW.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 17, 2015 09:54 PM (BK3ZS)

552 Zardoz: "The gun is good. The penis evil!"

https://youtu.be/YOROvO2fxTc?t=22s

Posted by: Kristophr at December 17, 2015 09:55 PM (6fIOn)

553 The owner of a Rochester, N.Y., pizza parlor pleaded guilty on Thursday to trying to recruit people to join Islamic extremists in the Middle East.


Weasel Zippers

Rochester NY??? Ny Fuckin G-D..if there are terrorists there, they are everywhere.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2015 09:55 PM (DUoqb)

554 I think the homneschoolers should form a cooperative. That's how a number of larger Christian schools started

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2015 09:51 PM (No/ki)

At some point the State will step-in in the future to stop such, you know, looking out for the mental health and development of the children and all. It's always "for the children" don'tcha know. Only half kidding, cause haven't there been some BS cases lik that in the past?

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 17, 2015 09:56 PM (MbrzC)

555 I thought they all had un-oiled bolts... lol. I've fired three and that whole action wasn't for the pajama-boy-minded.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 09:52 PM (OQ9R7)

Hey!!! I happen to LOVE my big ol' Russky rifle!! Refinished it with my own two delicate hands, now I just need to glass the stock so the barrel doesn't have so much slop in it...

Posted by: antisocialist at December 17, 2015 09:56 PM (cDs+4)

556 I think the "normal" people in this Country are getting a tad fed up

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2015 09:56 PM (DUoqb)

557 The 'Gorgeous Gals with Gorgeous Guns!' link in the SB is well worth the price of admission. Like Han, I will always shoot first.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 17, 2015 09:56 PM (nhiGb)

558 ...out of an abundance of caution

The same weasel words often cited by Warmies about why carbon abatement steps are crucial, crucial to combatting AGW.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM)

Yet "out of an abundance of caution" doesn't wash when we propose halting muzzy immigration. It's almost like they don't really give a shit, they just want to force an agenda. Almost.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at December 17, 2015 09:57 PM (/FOB4)

559 I don't know if you buy-off the local dog-catcher for $500 anymore.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2015 09:51 PM (jEFso)
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Agree.. though for $500 he may at least take your call.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 17, 2015 09:57 PM (MbrzC)

560 512 The stove that blew was a Kenmore. It came with the house so no idea what they paid for it. We bought one that looked very similar. It's a GE (God I hated buying GE) we paid a little over $500 for it. It's a self cleaning but I will never use it. We are selling this house next year anyway so no point in spending a shit ton of money for a new stove.
Posted by: jewells45 at December 17, 2015 09:46 PM (5fvBZ)

There's no need to spend a shitload anyway. Appliances fall into three categories. Samsung and GE are at the top of the lower third. The middle third is neither here nor there, the stuff is basically always on sale, and if you aren't a professional chef there's really no cause to pay top dollar for the top third German stuff (or Viking; Wolf just got acquired, bye guys) unless you're trying to spend six figures on your kitchen.

Just make sure whatever oven you're buying has metal knobs and brass instead of aluminum, and the sales rep knows the name and phone number of the service guy.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 09:57 PM (ubByS)

561 Refinished it with my own two delicate hands, now I just need to glass the stock so the barrel doesn't have so much slop in it...


or buy a Finn.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 17, 2015 09:57 PM (nhiGb)

562 We've got a season of "Too Many Cooks" on tap as well!

Posted by: Netflix executive at December 17, 2015 09:57 PM (dbDB8)

563 ThisBeingMilt, home school results vs public school results topic interesting at last weeks Xmas party. The school teacher husband stormed off. I just

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 17, 2015 09:58 PM (voOPb)

564 ..."And I commend the one particular Christian woman who got the ball the ball rolling on protests..."
-Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2015 09:51 PM (No/ki)

Ball wit-da ball da dang-ga dang diggy-diggy,
Diggy set the boogie, said UH rock The Boogie.

/Kid Rock

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 09:58 PM (OQ9R7)

565 At the height of the Cabbage Patch mania, a dude paid my brother mucho dinero to fly a chick dressed as a nurse carrying a CP doll for his little girl's birthday. Brother furnished his then girlfriend as the nurse. He also conned one of his buddies into being a wookie and jumping from a Bell 47. I remember thinking it can't get no crazier than this. Boy, was I selling America short when it comes to crazy.

Posted by: Eromero at December 17, 2015 09:58 PM (b+df9)

566 Slapweasel:

You generally pack the inside of the Mosin-Nagant bolt with grease to keep that shitty corrosive ammo from rusting the bolt into a lump. Then clean it out with gasoline when winter sets in.

Posted by: Kristophr at December 17, 2015 09:58 PM (6fIOn)

567 Deus Magnus

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December 17, 2015 09:59 PM (e8kgV)

568 "Hey!!! I happen to LOVE my big ol' Russky rifle!! Refinished it with my own two delicate hands, now I just need to glass the stock so the barrel doesn't have so much slop in it..."
-Posted by: antisocialist at December 17, 2015 09:56 PM (cDs+4)

This rifle defines "Power to the People"...lol.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 09:59 PM (OQ9R7)

569 541 Ghost of kari , take her to the range on dates.
If she starts liking guns it's the first step to conversion...
Posted by: @votermom at December 17, 2015 09:52 PM (cbfNE)

Over several days worth of protest I finally managed to get her to load and unload my S&W M&P with snap caps, and taught her the 4 rules of gun safety. She's a teacher, so I pretty much shut her down with "you need to learn so you're empowered and not scared"

The range date is coming up. I have a sweet HiStandard 22 rifle that she'll fall directly in love with and probably steal from me.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 10:00 PM (ubByS)

570 Posted by: @votermom at December 17, 2015 09:34 PM (cbfNE)

That's very interesting. I thought i was the only one here who had a political conversion that late in life.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2015 10:00 PM (No/ki)

571 Ace, what you typed sounded like an interview with Woody Allen. In fact, is this a leaked script?! I am schvitzin!

Posted by: Russell STewart at December 17, 2015 10:00 PM (wDI/A)

572 " if the intent was to practice calligraphy in Arabic. "



Which serves what purpose? Somehow I graduated from high school just fine without ever learning arabic calligraphy.

Posted by: Lauren at December 17, 2015 08:54 PM (Kqit+)


Unless you can speak, read and write a given language, it's beyond pointless to even attempt to do calligraphy in it. All you are doing is drawing pictures of someone else's words. That's ape-level shit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2015 10:01 PM (7MWCL)

573 Coming soon to a school near you, out of an ambulance of caution...

Posted by: fly gal at December 17, 2015 10:01 PM (3lIty)

574 You generally pack the inside of the Mosin-Nagant bolt with grease to keep that shitty corrosive ammo from rusting the bolt into a lump. Then clean it out with gasoline when winter sets in.
Posted by: Kristophr at December 17, 2015 09:58 PM (6fIOn)

Yes indeedy. The standard 7.62x54R stuff is just nasty. Cheap, but nasty.

Posted by: antisocialist at December 17, 2015 10:02 PM (cDs+4)

575 541 Ghost of kari , take her to the range on dates.
If she starts liking guns it's the first step to conversion...

Posted by: @votermom at December 17, 2015 09:52 PM (cbfNE)
----

My brother found this out as well with his fairly liberal wife (both her parents are professors...shoot me!), before you know it she wanted her own custom hello-kitty AR, and between that and being around his army buddies and some years passing she's reached the quite tolerable stage, still liberal tendencies but can't stand Obama. So it's a start and common ground to work from.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 17, 2015 10:02 PM (MbrzC)

576 You bet your @ss you're being microaggressed.

Posted by: bour3 at December 17, 2015 10:03 PM (5x3+2)

577 And I hope they don't let up the pressure after Christmas!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2015 10:03 PM (No/ki)

578 ..."You generally pack the inside of the Mosin-Nagant bolt with grease to keep that shitty corrosive ammo from rusting the bolt into a lump. Then clean it out with gasoline when winter sets in."
-Posted by: Kristophr at December 17, 2015 09:58 PM (6fIOn)

I don't even own one. A few acquaintances have "rough and tough" Mosins, though.

Mine was lost in a horribly rough-and-tumble canoe accident.

I'm sure the action is the same, however.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 10:03 PM (OQ9R7)

579 537---I think the homneschoolers should form a cooperative. That's how a number of larger Christian schools started
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2015 09:51 PM (No/ki)
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They DO form cooperatives.
The one we belong to has sports teams, music and drama groups, classes, and a good-sized library with a lend-and-borrow section for things like science and art supplies. That sort of thing --- plus tons of moral support, advice, and socializing!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 17, 2015 10:03 PM (T/5A0)

580 So Fredo intends to empty Gitmo even if it means letting all the terrorists go...hum? Ya gotta wonder who's side he is on?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2015 10:03 PM (DUoqb)

581 Yes indeedy. The standard 7.62x54R stuff is just nasty. Cheap, but nasty.
Posted by: antisocialist at December 17, 2015 10:02 PM (cDs+4)

Buddy got a saiga ak-clone, online research indicated to him that after firing a specific type of ammo (yes he bought it in 5.49 because it was cheaper at the time) he should boil the lower.

He got over that haha

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 10:03 PM (ubByS)

582 "We've got a season of "Too Many Cooks" on tap as well!"



Hehehehehe.......


Ah, that one got me. But, I'll probably tune in.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2015 10:04 PM (jEFso)

583
That's very interesting. I thought i was the only one here who had a political conversion that late in life.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2015 10:00 PM (No/ki)

--

2008 Dem convention shenanigans made me quit being a Dem.
Palin converted me to the Tea Party and thence to being conservative.
This all happened during a tough time in my life too - I'd gotten funemployed, my health was deteriorating ... I think it all was part of gradually finding a new direction and new hope.

Posted by: @votermom at December 17, 2015 10:04 PM (cbfNE)

584 Rochester NY??? Ny Fuckin G-D..if there are terrorists there, they are everywhere.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2015 09:55 PM (DUoqb)
---

The should be checking out that compound up around Handcock, NY (total bumblefkville up route 17) - I doubt they're up to any good, probably running HQ there for the northeast.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 17, 2015 10:05 PM (MbrzC)

585 I think it all was part of gradually finding a new direction and new hope.
Posted by: @votermom at December 17, 2015 10:04 PM (cbfNE)

Care to share your new direction and new hope with all of us? I'm pretty sure we're 3 months out from the third world war

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 10:06 PM (ubByS)

586 Glad you folks have converted. I've always been conservative with a libertarian streak.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 17, 2015 10:06 PM (voOPb)

587 "Mine was lost in a horribly rough-and-tumble canoe accident. "


Goddam canoes.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2015 10:06 PM (jEFso)

588 563 ThisBeingMilt, home school results vs public school results topic interesting at last weeks Xmas party. The school teacher husband stormed off. I just

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 17, 2015 09:58 PM (voOPb)
----

Good times I'm sure!

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 17, 2015 10:07 PM (MbrzC)

589 I don't even own one. A few acquaintances have "rough and tough" Mosins, though.

Mine was lost in a horribly rough-and-tumble canoe accident.

I'm sure the action is the same, however.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 10:03 PM (OQ9R7)

Damn canoes. Apparently you're not supposed to grab the gunnels when it's rocking. That's how I lost all of my firearms to the watery clutches of the chesapeake bay...

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 10:07 PM (ubByS)

590 Hey, that was 7 years ago

Posted by: @votermom at December 17, 2015 10:07 PM (cbfNE)

591 They DO form cooperatives.

I know they do; I phrased it poorly; Sorry. What I meant was the people in the district who are upset by this decision should contact homeschoolers if the area and see if they can get their kids into a cooperative.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2015 10:07 PM (No/ki)

592 so I made my girlfriend watch the original 3 star wars movies for the first time. We watched them over the last few days.

Her favorite? Return of the Jedi, because the "teddy bear things were cute."

Should I break up with her, or just shun her for a few weeks?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 17, 2015 10:07 PM (AkOaV)

593 Hey Lauren, how much are you willing to pay for that Paw Patrol Playset? Looks like its available on Amazon...

Posted by: buzzion at December 17, 2015 10:07 PM (zt+N6)

594 Here's a pretty Mosin, pre-canoe. http://bit.ly/1Nst3EJ

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 17, 2015 10:07 PM (nhiGb)

595 Just got here.

Ace, seems t'me your dialogue is unrealistic.

For "Them..." you should have

Them: Because shut up!

Posted by: mindful webworker - because we say so at December 17, 2015 10:08 PM (ACs58)

596 Terrorism works against Progressives. The rest of us get pissed-off and want to rip throats out of enemies.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 09:47 PM (OQ9R7)

Point exactly.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 17, 2015 10:08 PM (T78UI)

597 This actually started a long time ago. I had a "discussion" with the principle at my sons school close to 20 years ago when they decided to teach alternate religions. Started out with a week of everything else then a month on islam. The pushback hadn't started then though

Posted by: FCF at December 17, 2015 10:08 PM (kejii)

598 I was a converted "Conservative" at twenty, while watching and listening to Rush Limbaugh. I didn't know I was a Conservative-Leaning Libertarian until I was thirty-five.

I am now a "Dedicated Tenther", (h/t The Guy Who Doesn't Have a Blog), and a Federalist.

...Graduation and the like.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 10:09 PM (OQ9R7)

599 Posted by: FCF at December 17, 2015 10:08 PM (kejii)

principal*

because he's (or she, or xe) your pal.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes, being THAT GUY at December 17, 2015 10:09 PM (AkOaV)

600 I'm using iPad & Safari browser.
I opened link Country Singer put in two threads ago & I signed up with American Conservative Party.

Posted by: Carol at December 17, 2015 10:09 PM (sj3Ax)

601 592 so I made my girlfriend watch the original 3 star wars movies for the first time. We watched them over the last few days.

Her favorite? Return of the Jedi, because the "teddy bear things were cute."

Should I break up with her, or just shun her for a few weeks?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 17, 2015 10:07 PM (AkOaV)

Make her play SWBF Hoth survival on master with you until you win or she agrees to like Empire Strikes Back because of the pacing and cinematography. It's a win win, and will teach her something about mental toughness.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 10:09 PM (ubByS)

602 Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 17, 2015 10:07 PM (nhiGb)

Man, that IS a pretty rifle!!

Posted by: antisocialist at December 17, 2015 10:09 PM (cDs+4)

603 The should be checking out that compound up around Handcock, NY (total bumblefkville up route 17) - I doubt they're up to any good, probably running HQ there for the northeast.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 17, 2015 10:05 PM (MbrzC)

That one in handcock I know...I went to Summer Camp in Orson PA, right outside of Handcock

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2015 10:10 PM (DUoqb)

604 Should I break up with her, or just shun her for a few weeks?


Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 17, 2015 10:07 PM (AkOaV)

Depends on whether or not she's putting out (for you).

Posted by: Blano at December 17, 2015 10:10 PM (heN73)

605 Man, that IS a pretty rifle!!


It's from the CFA sale back in October. Not even a hand-select.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 17, 2015 10:10 PM (nhiGb)

606 2008 Dem convention shenanigans made me quit being a Dem.
Palin converted me to the Tea Party and thence to being conservative.
----

No sh1t? The MSM will never ever, ever want to interview you, they can't have stories like that getting out.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 17, 2015 10:11 PM (MbrzC)

607 Handcock.


You said.

Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2015 10:11 PM (qUNWi)

608 "Point exactly."
-Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 17, 2015 10:08 PM (T78UI)

Military: Kill People and Break Things until they apologize for starting it.

...and promise not to do it again.

If they do it again?

See Step One.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 10:11 PM (OQ9R7)

609 Knew an old chapppy - Red Army vet, Great Patriotic War - who waxed poetic about his small arms then.

"Vintovka was good. Pepeshah (ppsh submachine gun) was very, very good."

And then he'd make a noise like tearing wet canvas and laugh.

"Scared Fritz, killed Fritz....such memory."

Posted by: Kaspar Gutman at December 17, 2015 10:11 PM (lutOX)

610 Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 10:09 PM (ubByS)

haha

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 17, 2015 10:11 PM (AkOaV)

611 OK OK I will spell check but damn the casting of stones lol

Posted by: FCF at December 17, 2015 10:12 PM (kejii)

612 21 -- 6 Rams

Another scintillating Thursday nighter.

Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2015 10:13 PM (qUNWi)

613 Should I break up with her, or just shun her for a few weeks?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 17, 2015 10:07 PM (AkOaV)
----
Well at least she liked the ewoks.... only shunning, and really that has more to do with if you can 'wait'.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 17, 2015 10:13 PM (MbrzC)

614 ThisBeingMilt,
I have episode 11 of Homeland S5 on, but I'm lost.

It's on Showtime & I'll catch up with it on demand.
Thank you.

Posted by: Carol at December 17, 2015 10:13 PM (sj3Ax)

615 475 Really, I feel bad when folks want to just write off Lefties, cause I was one myself for a long time. Not all Lefties have closed minds. Some can be reached, even if they never completely change their ways. It's worth making the effort.
Posted by: notsothoreau at December 17, 2015 09:37 PM (5HBd1)



Me too. But no one actually "persuaded" me to change my thinking. It was a variety of factors.

One thing was back in the mid-80s when I briefly worked in a venetian blind factory. I was only there a couple of months before I found a better job. The woman who worked on the machine next to me was an honest-to-God John Birch Society member, the only one I have ever met.

We talked politics and disagreed on pretty much everything. But she was a very nice lady and we got along fine. There was nothing sexual about it either, since she was twice my age and married. But I had been led to believe that JBS members were raving hateful lunatics, and she was anything but. That was one thing that made me go "hmm".

A few years later I met a Libertarian and we got into a discussion about the minimum wage. I wanted it to be raised and he didn't believe it should exist at all. He said, "Well, why not raise it to $20/hour and make everybody rich?" That was an absurd figure at the time, but he made his point.

I voted for Clinton in 1992 mainly because Bush 41's "New World Order" rhetoric creeped me the hell out. Around 1995 I read an op-ed article by Donna Shalala arguing against the legalization of marijuana, which I had supported for years. I felt a certain betrayal about that article.

Then in the late 90s I discovered Ayn Rand. I don't remember what prompted me to read her books. I can't remember anyone recommending them to me. But I read "The Fountainhead" and then devoured her collections of nonfiction essays. I didn't get to "Atlas Shrugged" until later.

Ayn Rand played a huge role. If anybody "persuaded" me, it was her. I like to say that she systematically demolished my most cherished beliefs and assumptions, then proceeded to rebuild them on a stronger foundation.

Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2015 10:14 PM (sdi6R)

616 So Fredo intends to empty Gitmo even if it means letting all the terrorists go...hum? Ya gotta wonder who's side he is on?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2015 10:03 PM (DUoqb)

The record is clear.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 17, 2015 10:14 PM (T78UI)

617 "http://bit.ly/1Nst3EJ"


Maria has some nice lines.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2015 10:14 PM (jEFso)

618 Make that 27 to 6

Posted by: buzzion at December 17, 2015 10:15 PM (zt+N6)

619 Maria has some nice lines.

So does her sister http://bit.ly/1NstG16

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 17, 2015 10:15 PM (nhiGb)

620 Bowe Bergdahl may have been the Talibans golden prisoner but as the search effort for him dragged on under dangerous and grueling conditions, fellow soldiers decided theyd kill him if they found him.

The second episode of the popular podcast Serial, which is focused on Bergdahls alleged desertion from the army in 2009 and subsequent five-year captivity with the Taliban, dug into the terrorist organizations side of the story and how his disappearance affected the US military.

Bergdahl might be lucky if they send him to the Brief for a long time...if they let him out he might end up dead

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2015 10:16 PM (DUoqb)

621 As it will be in the future, it was at the birth of Man.
There are only four things certain since Social Progress began.
That the Dog returns to its vomit, and the Sow returns to its mire,
And the burnt Fools bandaged finger goes wabbling back to the fire;....

Posted by: Gods of the Copybook Headings at December 17, 2015 10:16 PM (Moh0M)

622 In my neck of the woods there was a Classical Christian school that started out that way.-a cooperative There were homeschoolers who got together and decided to put the emphasis on "Classical" ed. They ran out of space,. They rented space from a church. Then they used a former retreat center. Now they're in a building campaign. This is in a very liberal area. In ten years they've grown quite a bit. People are looking for other options than public school.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2015 10:16 PM (No/ki)

623 Geez NGU that would be tragic if he paid with his life.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 17, 2015 10:17 PM (voOPb)

624 So does her sister http://bit.ly/1NstG16
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 17, 2015 10:15 PM (nhiGb)

Wow...so clean! Looks like the bolt and barrel are almost perfect...

Posted by: antisocialist at December 17, 2015 10:17 PM (cDs+4)

625 -Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2015 10:14 PM (sdi6R)

Nice story. I read 1984 in 1983. Then I read Animal Farm in '85.

Mind.

Blown.

Let a pig kill a cool horse and you'll see Prog-heads 'splode.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 10:17 PM (OQ9R7)

626 Hows That Vetting Going? At Least 29 People Legally Let Into The U.S. Have Been Accused Of Terrorism

Weasel Zippers

The incompetence is mind boggling

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2015 10:19 PM (DUoqb)

627 598 I was a converted "Conservative" at twenty, while watching and listening to Rush Limbaugh.

Limbaugh - Class of 1989-90 (was 14\15, would listen during lunch and sometimes HS classes on my am radio 770, damn Yankee games would override him back in those days sometimes though)

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 17, 2015 10:19 PM (MbrzC)

628 Geez NGU that would be tragic if he paid with his life.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 17, 2015 10:17 PM (voOPb)


Sure would

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2015 10:19 PM (DUoqb)

629 As much as people po-poohed them I think there were a number of people who were PUMAS who converted politicallly in 2008. I was never one of them; I didn't support Hillary but I used to read some of their posts. They were fed up/ Some became conservatives and no, they won't be going back to the Democrats even if/when Hillary becomes the nominee. They know too much now.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2015 10:20 PM (No/ki)

630 "http://bit.ly/1NstG16"


It's like Italian movie actress twins.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2015 10:20 PM (jEFso)

631 Well at least she liked the ewoks.... only shunning, and really that has more to do with if you can 'wait'.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 17, 2015 10:13 PM (MbrzC)

haha fair enough.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 17, 2015 10:20 PM (AkOaV)

632 Watching hockey. I tried watching that NFL game. Uniforms just hideous, teams hideous, announcers hideous. What won't the NFL do for a buck?,

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 17, 2015 10:20 PM (voOPb)

633 If Bergdahl wasn't a traitor his head would not still be attached to his neck.

Posted by: buzzion at December 17, 2015 10:20 PM (zt+N6)

634 What a bizarre time we live in. The burgher class trips over itself to embrace a culture that wants to slit our throats -- and lashes out at anybody who questions them. I'm not a historian. Has there ever been another moment in history when nearly the entire elitist class of a prosperous country hated itself this much and was so blind to the nature of its enemy?

Posted by: rrpjr at December 17, 2015 10:21 PM (s/yC1)

635 I converted to Conservatism after

A) working in Newark NJ for my Residency- eye opener

B) Going to Israel...getting bombed was a nice touch

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2015 10:21 PM (DUoqb)

636 We all still here? NGU still doing he laughing gas?


Posted by: Nip Sip at December 17, 2015 10:21 PM (jJRIy)

637 A libertarian who finally grew up here.

Conservative-atheist deathbeast these days. Firmly in the "use canned sunshine" camp now.

Posted by: Kristophr at December 17, 2015 10:22 PM (6fIOn)

638 -Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 17, 2015 10:19 PM (MbrzC)

He had a T.V. show for a year and you got to see people laughing at liberals, (Progs), as he trumpeted the Free Market System and hammered the Anti-Constitutional Left.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 10:22 PM (OQ9R7)

639 If she likes ewoks, you might want to keep her away from Ace.

Posted by: Kristophr at December 17, 2015 10:23 PM (6fIOn)

640 NGU I really don't think it's Incompotence any more. I know some incompetent people, but they care & try at their jobs. These folks just don't care. The deaths, just part of life.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 17, 2015 10:23 PM (voOPb)

641 "B) Going to Israel...getting bombed was a nice touch."
-Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2015 10:21 PM (DUoqb)

No Shit, right?. I can only imagine.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 10:23 PM (OQ9R7)

642 So... separation of church/ state REQUIRED if involving Christianity. Even though America is Christian nation.

Separation of church/state ABOLISHED if involving Islam, our new overlords.

Got it. Thanks 52%.

BTW, you won't be eaten last.

Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at December 17, 2015 10:24 PM (9JJgN)

643 622 --- FenelonSpoke ---
Yes! The Classical Christian school movement is a bright light in the dark these days.

My daughter is teaching at one and loves it.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 17, 2015 10:24 PM (T/5A0)

644 All you are doing is drawing pictures of someone else's words. That's ape-level shit.

Congratulations, you've met our standard!

Posted by: Imam Al-Goatfuck at December 17, 2015 10:24 PM (oFSUK)

645 603 The should be checking out that compound up around Handcock, NY (total bumblefkville up route 17) - I doubt they're up to any good, probably running HQ there for the northeast.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 17, 2015 10:05 PM (MbrzC)

That one in handcock I know...I went to Summer Camp in Orson PA, right outside of Handcock

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2015 10:10 PM (DUoqb)
---

No shit.. you ever sneak into "Goodtimes" (bar) right across the bridge in Handcock? I had friends (and a girlfriend) that used to be counselors @ those camps around Strucca; used to drive up and 'break' them out at night and we'd hit that bar cause they didn't ID.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 17, 2015 10:25 PM (MbrzC)

646 Limbaugh - Class of 1989-90 (was 14\15, would listen during lunch and sometimes HS classes on my am radio 770, damn Yankee games would override him back in those days sometimes though)
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 17, 2015 10:19 PM (MbrzC)

Speaking of Rush, and Star Wars, I was hooked on him just before the attempted coup in the Soviet Union. Rush reading and talking about the Soviets with the Empire theme song playing in the background really cemented it/him for me.

Posted by: Blano at December 17, 2015 10:25 PM (heN73)

647 I was raised conservative, catholic school and anti-clinton parents, a grandmother with ann coulter books around the house, and a best friend who's a transformative socialist that I always butted heads with. He's getting a "healthcare management" mba now, and he's a pathological liar. I haven't spoken to him in three years without his casting aspersions on my reading habits and attempting to shame and out-credential me.

But I must credit him with hardening my heart to leftist bullshit. Maybe I'm codependent on it, actually, now that I think about it.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 10:26 PM (ubByS)

648 Firmly in the "use canned sunshine" camp now.
Posted by: Kristophr at December 17, 2015 10:22 PM (6fIOn)

hear him.

*flat, lifeless, deathly serious eyes*

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 10:26 PM (ubByS)

649 There is no real separation of Church and State, other than to keep the State out of the Church.

Most idiots have it backwards.

Including entire Law Schools.

Mess-on-top-of-ignorance-on-top-of-stupid, re-preached and doubled-over.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 10:27 PM (OQ9R7)

650 614 ThisBeingMilt,
I have episode 11 of Homeland S5 on, but I'm lost.

It's on Showtime & I'll catch up with it on demand.
Thank you.

Posted by: Carol at December 17, 2015 10:13 PM (sj3Ax)
---
Your welcome.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 17, 2015 10:27 PM (MbrzC)

651 Roger Goodell to St. Louis: "Drop dead."

Seriously, if you look at Goodell and various NFL owners, you can see actual gluttony pustules dripping off their mottled jowls.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 17, 2015 10:27 PM (Dj0WE)

652 "BTW, you won't be eaten last."



That is what the left if really hoping for. Compliant up until the last freedom loving American is butchered.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2015 10:27 PM (jEFso)

653 No shit.. you ever sneak into "Goodtimes" (bar) right across the bridge in Handcock? I had friends (and a girlfriend) that used to be counselors @ those camps around Strucca; used to drive up and 'break' them out at night and we'd hit that bar cause they didn't ID.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 17, 2015 10:25 PM (MbrzC)

Was long ago...we did go to Hancock to Drink.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2015 10:27 PM (DUoqb)

654 Before it gets too late:
Happy Birthday, Fenelon! (again)

Posted by: The Chairman Of The Bored at December 17, 2015 10:27 PM (qIFpS)

655 As said in the comments to the linked piece at PJM:

Allah's a punk.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 17, 2015 10:27 PM (6oclJ)

656 During my misspent youth, I worked in a Hi Fi (ask your parents) store. From time to time a customer would come in and ask to buy a pair of speakers with 'good tone'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 17, 2015 10:28 PM (Z58Xa)

657 osted by: Margarita DeVille at December 17, 2015 10:24 PM (T/5A0)

That's great. I'm glad she likes it They have some very fine teachers at the one near me. I think they might get paid less than public school but you can design your own curriculum. They obviously don't requite that you have a teaching certificate (although many teachers do) and you don't have to take time off from teaching to go all the stupid standardized testing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2015 10:28 PM (No/ki)

658 ..."But I must credit him with hardening my heart to leftist bullshit. Maybe I'm codependent on it, actually, now that I think about it."
-Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 10:26 PM (ubByS)

*HAH!*

That's quality honesty. I knew I liked you.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 10:28 PM (OQ9R7)

659 651 Roger Goodell to St. Louis: "Drop dead."

Seriously, if you look at Goodell and various NFL owners, you can see actual gluttony pustules dripping off their mottled jowls.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 17, 2015 10:27 PM (Dj0WE)

They're killing their golden goose, the fuckers, and I don't care. The refereeing has got me ready to not tune in next season.

I'm a patriots fan, so once Brady's gone I'll just drop that shit if they don't demonstrate some basic competence within the next two seasons.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 10:29 PM (ubByS)

660 651 Roger Goodell to St. Louis: "Drop dead."

Seriously, if you look at Goodell and various NFL owners, you can see actual gluttony pustules dripping off their mottled jowls.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 17, 2015 10:27 PM (Dj0WE



I will laugh very hard if NFL revenues drop after a team goes to L.A.

Posted by: buzzion at December 17, 2015 10:29 PM (zt+N6)

661 "Rush reading and talking about the Soviets with the Empire theme song playing in the background really cemented it/him for me."

When Rush would play "The Emperor's Theme" when Gorbachev would arrive on a Tupolev was priceless.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2015 10:29 PM (jEFso)

662 I turned on my Mac tonight to search for Michael Ledeen article from 2014 when he was on Levin show & wrote how TFG sent former ambassador to Iran, w/o GWB's knowledge or permission, & before he was elected to Iran to say his admin would be friendly to Iran.

I put on Twitter, again. @maconserv a few minutes ago.

It explains TFG & ValJar thinking.

Posted by: Carol at December 17, 2015 10:29 PM (sj3Ax)

663 637 A libertarian who finally grew up here.

Conservative-atheist deathbeast these days. Firmly in the "use canned sunshine" camp now.
Posted by: Kristophr at December 17, 2015 10:22 PM (6fIOn)


I still think of myself as more a "small-l" libertarian than a conservative.

I forgot to mention earlier that I was a card-carrying member of the Libertarian Party for a few years starting in the late 90s, but left after 9/11 because I was firmly in the "nuke Mecca" camp.

I don't regard the violent extermination of a hateful and violent totalitarian system as being at odds with my libertarianism.

Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2015 10:30 PM (sdi6R)

664 That's quality honesty. I knew I liked you.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 10:28 PM (OQ9R7)

Me and my martyr's complex are just trying to save the world over here.

Is this an alias or do you not venture into the daytime threads?

I have a tempered sense of shame over how much time I spend on here during work hours. Credit to you if that's what's kept you off my radar.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 10:31 PM (ubByS)

665 Has there ever been another moment in history when nearly the entire elitist class of a prosperous country hated itself this much and was so blind to the nature of its enemy?"

Sure. Read your Gibbons.

Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at December 17, 2015 10:31 PM (C9pBZ)

666 And one of the best parts is-obviusly-you don't have to hide your Christian faith as you would if you were in the public school.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2015 10:31 PM (No/ki)

667 Ahh....to live in these stupid times, these dangerous times, these insane times.....

I look at my three children, utter a silent prayer for forgiveness for bringing these angels into a world such as this, and soldier on.

Posted by: Kaspar Gutman at December 17, 2015 10:32 PM (/33sy)

668 "During my misspent youth, I worked in a Hi Fi (ask your parents) store. From time to time a customer would come in and ask to buy a pair of speakers with 'good tone'."
-Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 17, 2015 10:28 PM (Z58Xa)

HAHAHAHAHaaah!

Nice parody, you bastard!

*HAH!*

-It was all about the treble back then. "Tweeters" meant something altogether different!

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 10:32 PM (OQ9R7)

669 "Roger Goodell to St. Louis: "Drop dead."


Goodell is about as useful as Ryan or the Kentucky fcukstick.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2015 10:32 PM (jEFso)

670 He had a T.V. show for a year and you got to see people laughing at liberals, (Progs), as he trumpeted the Free Market System and hammered the Anti-Constitutional Left.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 10:22 PM (OQ9R7)
---

I know, it was like the only thing really on tv that pushed back against everything else at the time. I used to skip my first morning class sometimes because for some reason they had him on at like 8:30am in the morning in later seasons, prior to that it was like midnight.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 17, 2015 10:32 PM (MbrzC)

671 The capital 'L' Libertarians, no way. You've got the open borders uber alles crowd, the Ronulan types, and all that. And Goth Fonzis.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 17, 2015 10:33 PM (dvuhZ)

672 I was 30 when I first heard Limbaugh. Even went to see his Rush To Excellence Tour. Finally a guy who validated most of my opinions on the national stage

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 17, 2015 10:34 PM (voOPb)

673 President Vladimir Putin was both cordial and coarse in his year-end news conference Thursday, saying the US and Russia have narrowed their differences on Syria and share the same view of how to settle the conflict.


For those of you who do not speak BULLSHIT...this means that Fredo folded like a cheap chair

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2015 10:34 PM (DUoqb)

674 It was all about the treble back then. "Tweeters" meant something altogether different!
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 10:32 PM (OQ9R7)


Nah, I'm all 'bout that bass...

Posted by: Meghan Trainor at December 17, 2015 10:34 PM (qIFpS)

675 665 Has there ever been another moment in history when nearly the entire elitist class of a prosperous country hated itself this much and was so blind to the nature of its enemy?"

Sure. Read your Gibbons.
Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at December 17, 2015 10:31 PM (C9pBZ)


Beat me to it. The late Roman Empire. They had lots of unserious corrupt hacks in their government.

Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2015 10:34 PM (sdi6R)

676 Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2015 10:27 PM (DUoqb)
--
Small world.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 17, 2015 10:34 PM (MbrzC)

677 Small world.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 17, 2015 10:34 PM (MbrzC)


Sure is...I went to Camp Keeyumah in Orson PA

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2015 10:35 PM (DUoqb)

678 "Is this an alias or do you not venture into the daytime threads?
I have a tempered sense of shame over how much time I spend on here during work hours. Credit to you if that's what's kept you off my radar.
"
-Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 10:31 PM (ubByS)

I'm an ONT-guy. I rarely "stand-in" with the daytime firing squad.

I'm simply not bright enough to weigh-in with the lawyers and doctors and douchebags* who want to kill me during the daytime.

*I've only known three douchebags. I am one of them.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 10:35 PM (OQ9R7)

679 During my misspent youth, I worked in a Hi Fi (ask
your parents) store. From time to time a customer would come in and ask
to buy a pair of speakers with 'good tone'.


Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 17, 2015 10:28 PM



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNzr6lfiHJE

Posted by: otho at December 17, 2015 10:36 PM (EWg9n)

680 I don't regard the violent extermination of a hateful and violent totalitarian system as being at odds with my libertarianism.

Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2015 10:30 PM (sdi6R)
---
You shouldn't. libertarianism, like the Constitution isn't meant to be a suicide pack.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 17, 2015 10:36 PM (MbrzC)

681 "I was 30 when I first heard Limbaugh. Even went to see his Rush To Excellence Tour."


I was 14. We could get him on, of all things, KLBJ out of Austin. Dad would listen and cuss.

Dad and Rush said the same things. And they always played out. Like a clock.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2015 10:37 PM (jEFso)

682 I'm simply not bright enough to weigh-in with the lawyers and doctors and douchebags* who want to kill me during the daytime.

*I've only known three douchebags. I am one of them.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 10:35 PM (OQ9R7)

During the day I'm a hardcore Trump booster, but this is my time off

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 10:37 PM (ubByS)

683 "Nah, I'm all 'bout that bass..."
-Posted by: Meghan Trainor at December 17, 2015 10:34 PM (qIFpS)

That non-joke was so obvious, that I'm going to have to offer you a one-way pass to The Yard.

You.

Yard----->

Now!

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 10:38 PM (OQ9R7)

684 I'm an ONT-guy. I rarely "stand-in" with the daytime firing squad.

I'm simply not bright enough to weigh-in with the lawyers and doctors and douchebags* who want to kill me during the daytime.

*I've only known three douchebags. I am one of them.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 10:35 PM (OQ9R7)


Well I'm not a doctor. And I'm not a lawyer. So.....

Posted by: BurtTC at December 17, 2015 10:38 PM (Dj0WE)

685 666 And one of the best parts is-obviusly-you don't have to hide your Christian faith as you would if you were in the public school.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2015 10:31 PM (No/ki
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AMEN.


Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 17, 2015 10:39 PM (T/5A0)

686 671 The capital 'L' Libertarians, no way. You've got the open borders uber alles crowd, the Ronulan types, and all that. And Goth Fonzis.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 17, 2015 10:33 PM (dvuhZ)
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It's gotten more then a little polluted.

I'd consider my present status: liberconfukitolian

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 17, 2015 10:39 PM (MbrzC)

687 Please don't ask for forgiveness for bringing your children into this world. Good parents want to be parents for good reasons; That doesn't change because of who's in the government. You love them; You provide for them as best as you can and you pass on your values and morals. There have always been very difficult times in history and people still had kids.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2015 10:39 PM (No/ki)

688 Closing ...like roaches scattering?

Posted by: dogfish at December 17, 2015 10:39 PM (0O2Lr)

689 Finally a guy who validated most of my opinions on the national stage
---

That was the draw. "wait, so I'm not crazy after all??"

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 17, 2015 10:40 PM (MbrzC)

690 "During the day I'm a hardcore Trump booster, but this is my time off."
-Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 10:37 PM (ubByS)

Okay, sheepdog.

Sincerely, Wolf.

...lol

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 10:40 PM (OQ9R7)

691 shibumi: "BTW, you won't be eaten last."



Yup. Apostates will be enslaved or killed first, atheists second, and all the non-book religions third.

Christians and Jews will be humiliated and taxed to death ... they will pay gold where the faithful pay silver.

Posted by: Kristophr at December 17, 2015 10:40 PM (6fIOn)

692
For those of you who do not speak BULLSHIT...this means that Fredo folded like a cheap chair

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2015 10:34 PM (DUoqb)
----
Yeah, Kerry made that quite clear yesterday.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 17, 2015 10:40 PM (MbrzC)

693 There is no such thing as non-evil islam.

There is no such thing as non-evil islam.

I could probably write it a dozen or more times, but the point remains true.

There is no such thing as non-evil islam.

And here's where I become evil: the ideal world would be one in which moslems feared to leave their homes, because, if they did, the risk...

Basically, they'd be what the jews have been for centuries.

Hey, I said I was evil.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 17, 2015 10:41 PM (B8JRQ)

694 "Beat me to it. The late Roman Empire. They had lots of unserious corrupt hacks in their government."

Indeed. From Chapter One:

"But the tranquil life of Antoninus Pius was spent in the bosom of Italy; and, during the twenty-three years that he directed the public administration, the longest journeys of that amiable prince extended no farther than from his palace in Rome to the retirement of his Lanuvian villa"

Pretty much the beginning of the end... sound familiar?

Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at December 17, 2015 10:41 PM (C9pBZ)

695 "Well I'm not a doctor. And I'm not a lawyer. So...."
-Posted by: BurtTC at December 17, 2015 10:38 PM (Dj0WE)

I know you! You're that guy what posts and says the things what we all talk about!

Ever seen a gator up-close?

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 10:42 PM (OQ9R7)

696 "I'm simply not bright enough to weigh-in with the lawyers and doctors and douchebags* who want to kill me during the daytime. "



It's not like doctors and lawyers are that fecking smart. Duh.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2015 10:42 PM (jEFso)

697 I like Rush, but love Mark Levin & Conservative Review site.

Posted by: Carol at December 17, 2015 10:42 PM (sj3Ax)

698 If everybody here who is not a lawyer or a doctor is a dochebag we're in really bad shape. ;^)

The only real douchebags (I really don't like word) are the leftist trolls who get their jollies posting here.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2015 10:42 PM (No/ki)

699 Nevergiveup: "For those of you who do not speak BULLSHIT...this means that Fredo folded like a cheap chair"

Probably a good thing. Fredo would try to fight WWIII with a Social Justice Warrior set of rules of engagement. That, or he'd nuke the red states in the US, and then surrender to Putin.

Posted by: Kristophr at December 17, 2015 10:43 PM (6fIOn)

700 Okay, sheepdog.

Sincerely, Wolf.

...lol
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 10:40 PM (OQ9R7)

Whatever that means, we're getting along

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 10:44 PM (ubByS)

701 Dude, I just got out of the yard! It's kind of cold and very wet out there.
Seriously. When the phone rang after 10, and it was the old(er) lady across the street, I worried.

But it was a simple offer of cake. So I walked through the wet yard & street to get free cake & listen to the latest gossip.

She bragged about all her Facebook likes of the santa sleigh with borzoi "reindeer" & Christmas lights we put up...

Posted by: Meghan Trainor at December 17, 2015 10:45 PM (qIFpS)

702 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2015 10:42 PM (jEFso)

Depends on who you are, I suppose. Of the lawyers here (I don't know all of them of course) we got AtC and Insomniac and doctors-Seamus Muldoon, I think. Good lot of brains there. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2015 10:45 PM (No/ki)

703 Almost another bonehead receiver play happened. Catch the ball may not have been touched and then just goes to toss the ball to the ref.

Posted by: buzzion at December 17, 2015 10:45 PM (zt+N6)

704 The only real douchebags (I really don't like word) are the leftist trolls who get their jollies posting here.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2015 10:42 PM (No/ki)

So... is Begonia real? Or just a sock?

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 10:45 PM (ubByS)

705 Just got back from seeing "The Force Awakens." It's a bit formulaic but in a good way, in that it loudly echoes "A New Hope." The droid BB-8 carries on the R2D2 tradition of being a smartass and the "Flick a Bic" bit is great. As expected, it leaves questions unanswered to lead into the next installment. Now I need to see it again to pick up on little things I didn't catch the first time. And I'm ready for the next "episode."

Posted by: Country Singer at December 17, 2015 10:45 PM (GUBah)

706 It's gotten more then a little polluted.



I'd consider my present status: liberconfukitolian



Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 17, 2015 10:39 PM (MbrzC)


At this point, I just throw the labels out. They don't mean anything anymore. The same people who did the budget sellout still call themselves conservatives. Our liberals are Marxists. Our "right wing extremists" are classical liberals. Our political language talks like a fag and its shit's all retarded.

I'm an American, and I see myself as an old fashioned American. I can run my life better than a bureaucracy can, I don't need government help nor do I want their input. Let's just be Americans and tell anyone who don't like that they can go straight to hell and GTFO.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 17, 2015 10:46 PM (HalrA)

707 Krispy must be sad we pulled our f-15's too, no taking shots at Russians in the near term.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 17, 2015 10:46 PM (MbrzC)

708 Fenelon Spoke,
I never even think that word.
Thank you.

Wasn't it about a year ago that Ace asked us to clean up language here?

Posted by: Carol at December 17, 2015 10:46 PM (sj3Ax)

709 I believe that you are taking me out of...

Aw, hell.

This is The Horde.

Run, Run away!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHoPYLQvnQM

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 10:46 PM (OQ9R7)

710 I never did like the sheepdog analogy.

Sheepdogs keep sheep safe from wolves, yea. But they do it for the sheppard, so he can fleece them and occasionally eat mutton.

Posted by: Kristophr at December 17, 2015 10:46 PM (6fIOn)

711 699 Nevergiveup: "For those of you who do not speak BULLSHIT...this means that Fredo folded like a cheap chair"

Probably a good thing. Fredo would try to fight WWIII with a Social Justice Warrior set of rules of engagement. That, or he'd nuke the red states in the US, and then surrender to Putin.


Posted by: Kristophr at December 17, 2015 10:43 PM (6fIOn)



Kasich/Christie 2016!: War with Russia or bust!

Posted by: buzzion at December 17, 2015 10:47 PM (zt+N6)

712 At this point, I just throw the labels out. They don't mean anything anymore......
....
---
Agreed.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 17, 2015 10:47 PM (MbrzC)

713 Damn sock.

Posted by: The Chairman Of The Bored at December 17, 2015 10:47 PM (qIFpS)

714 703 Almost another bonehead receiver play happened. Catch the ball may not have been touched and then just goes to toss the ball to the ref.
Posted by: buzzion at December 17, 2015 10:45 PM (zt+N6)

I'd watch, but I have the most basic cable package available, and those color rush unis are gross, and...it's Rams-Bucs. I've got Tavon Austin going in fantasy but I get the updates via el interweb just fine.

How's Tampa looking?

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 10:47 PM (ubByS)

715 672 I was 30 when I first heard Limbaugh. Even went to see his Rush To Excellence Tour. Finally a guy who validated most of my opinions on the national stage
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 17, 2015 10:34 PM (voOPb)

When I first heard him in the late 80's, I thought he was a parody. Not just because of his name, but because he did literally sound like he had a direct line to my brain. Nobody else even came close.

Posted by: Blano at December 17, 2015 10:47 PM (heN73)

716 I'd consider my present status: liberconfukitolian
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 17, 2015 10:39 PM (MbrzC)

I consider myself an asshole, mostly.

But I don't really have a problem with the "Ronulans". Goth Fonzi, as it were, annoys me, but that's more a personality thing than a ideological thing. And I've known a few birchers -- no real issue with them.

So... yeah.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 17, 2015 10:47 PM (AkOaV)

717 Amen Cato, Hoists beverage Prost

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 17, 2015 10:47 PM (voOPb)

718 Smart?


"Smart" is walk into any situation in life. Convenience store, doctor's office, office at work, waiting line at airport, out hunting.......and go, "whoa, shit ain't right."

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2015 10:47 PM (jEFso)

719 Buzzion are you a partisan in this game or just a football junkie?

This is the time of year when fans start taking football for granted. Then the playoffs start, there's all that excitement, and suddenly we're stuck in a football-less world, with only baseball to ease our sorrow.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 10:48 PM (ubByS)

720 Country Singer,
I signed up with American Conservative Party.
Thank you for link.

Posted by: Carol at December 17, 2015 10:48 PM (sj3Ax)

721 So... is Begonia real? Or just a sock?

I should rephrase. I don't think every person of an opposing opinion is a "douchebag" i don't think all leftrists are douchebags-some are just brainwashed, but the tome of some of the leftists here is just NASTY. I'm not going to name names in case they appear.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2015 10:48 PM (No/ki)

722 At this point, I just throw the labels out. They don't mean anything anymore. The same people who did the budget sellout still call themselves conservatives. Our liberals are Marxists. Our "right wing extremists" are classical liberals. Our political language talks like a fag and its shit's all retarded.

There's nothing left to conserve. Hence new nic.

Time to roll back all that "Progress".

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at December 17, 2015 10:49 PM (0NdlF)

723 -Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2015 10:47 PM (jEFso)

That's not "smart". That's instinctive. Decreasingly so, however.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 10:49 PM (OQ9R7)

724 But I'm still not sure if Begonia is leftist. Still inclined for sock.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2015 10:49 PM (No/ki)

725 719 Buzzion are you a partisan in this game or just a football junkie?

This is the time of year when fans start taking football for granted. Then the playoffs start, there's all that excitement, and suddenly we're stuck in a football-less world, with only baseball to ease our sorrow.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 10:48 PM (ubByS)



I can quit anytime I want!

Posted by: buzzion at December 17, 2015 10:50 PM (zt+N6)

726 At this point, I just throw the labels out. They don't mean anything anymore. The same people who did the budget sellout still call themselves conservatives. Our liberals are Marxists. Our "right wing extremists" are classical liberals. Our political language talks like a fag and its shit's all retarded.

I'm an American, and I see myself as an old fashioned American. I can run my life better than a bureaucracy can, I don't need government help nor do I want their input. Let's just be Americans and tell anyone who don't like that they can go straight to hell and GTFO.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 17, 2015 10:46 PM (HalrA)

Think I can fit this entire post onto a tattoo on my back?

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 10:50 PM (ubByS)

727 As I've rambled about before, proper plotting of political position requires more than one axis, quite a few more than one, really. The current left-right axis is just something that happens to align in that larger space in the current fad way.

I realized that I really have little in common with our so-called conservative intelligentsia. On that woefully inadequate 1D axis, we'd fall close together, but one other things, along those other dimensions, we are very far apart.

We're coming to some sort of realignment where that silly axis the two-party system is aligned with changes.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 17, 2015 10:50 PM (dvuhZ)

728 So... is Begonia real? Or just a sock?

Does it matter? Pro-GoPe -> not an ally.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at December 17, 2015 10:50 PM (0NdlF)

729 Day walkers are good people. They don't act all high Fa-Luttin

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 17, 2015 10:51 PM (voOPb)

730 http://tinyurl.com/ntrpqbo

Here is link to article by Ledeen from last year about The JEF & sending former Ambassador to Iran before he was elected.

Posted by: Carol at December 17, 2015 10:51 PM (sj3Ax)

731 Does it matter? Pro-GoPe -> not an ally.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at December 17, 2015 10:50 PM (0NdlF)

She (or it) shall be consumed in the cleansing FIRE

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 10:51 PM (ubByS)

732 Run, Run away!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHoPYLQvnQM

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 10:46 PM (OQ9R7)
---
I was thinking it was going to link to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnM67j9So8w

Should play that for those thinking of joining\leaving Islam.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 17, 2015 10:51 PM (MbrzC)

733 Carol, that's great to hear. We need more people to get involved; a lot of us have gotten a bit worn down over the past year. Maybe the chaos of this election season will spark some life back into the organization.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 17, 2015 10:52 PM (GUBah)

734 So I read the wiki page for the new Star Wars film. Interesting. Guess I'll catch it when it hits cable just for the visuals.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 17, 2015 10:52 PM (4ErVI)

735 "Does it matter? Pro-GoPe -> not an ally."
-Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at December 17, 2015 10:50 PM (0NdlF)

Ignorance may be bliss, but being on the inside of the joke is satisfactory.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 10:52 PM (OQ9R7)

736 728 So... is Begonia real? Or just a sock?
---
I've always assumed a sock. and that 80's person man if they don't come off like a paid staffer.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 17, 2015 10:52 PM (MbrzC)

737 "Depends on who you are, I suppose. Of the lawyers here (I don't know all of them of course) we got AtC and Insomniac and doctors-Seamus Muldoon, I think. Good lot of brains there. :^):



I don't know about Insomniac though.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2015 10:53 PM (jEFso)

738 724 But I'm still not sure if Begonia is leftist. Still inclined for sock.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2015 10:49 PM (No/ki)

RWC was pretending to be someone this week...I can't remember the name but I was just fuming. And then suddenly he made one post that was so over the top I was like "I'm not even responding to this idiot" and that's when I realized it was all a game.

Some of the more advanced sockers here are playing 11 dimensional chess. And it's hurtful and confusing.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 10:53 PM (ubByS)

739 734 So I read the wiki page for the new Star Wars film. Interesting. Guess I'll catch it when it hits cable just for the visuals.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 17, 2015 10:52 PM (4ErVI)

No spoilers ya scruffy lookin nerf herder!

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 10:54 PM (ubByS)

740 Posted by: Carol at December 17, 2015 10:46 PM (sj3Ax)

Carol, I don't think the d-word was banned, Just overuse of the f word.

I have an unrelated story about the___word. Our son is being impossible about his Chemistry class which he thinks is below his level, but I can't get him out of it now. I now refer to it as the "c" (for chemistry) word. I said to him yesterday. "Tomorrow is my birthday. You could make it a special day for if you do not mention the c word all day. FenelonSpouse thinks referring to it as the "c word" is funny.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2015 10:54 PM (No/ki)

741 I met Allah. He's a fantastic guy. And that prophet of his, Mohammed, he's sharp, too. Two really, really, great, great guys. But I like bacon and booze so I told them to forget it.

Posted by: Trump at December 17, 2015 10:55 PM (9Du4t)

742 I've always assumed a sock. and that 80's person man if they don't come off like a paid staffer.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 17, 2015 10:52 PM (MbrzC)

Seriously who on earth is a Jeb supporter?

And 80sbaby or whatever...what's even the point?

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 10:55 PM (ubByS)

743 We're coming to some sort of realignment where that silly axis the two-party system is aligned with changes.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 17, 2015 10:50 PM (dvuhZ)
---

and of all people to representing the figurehead of that combined anger.... unexpected to say the least, interesting times though. I'm just rolling with it.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 17, 2015 10:55 PM (MbrzC)

744 "That's not "smart". That's instinctive. Decreasingly so, however."


Are not instincts based upon knowledge? Pounded over and over into your head?

You see/do "this," you do that?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2015 10:56 PM (jEFso)

745 Good lot of brains there.
-----------------

And yet, no salutary mention of the affable idlers.

*pouts*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 17, 2015 10:56 PM (9mTYi)

746 You can be book smart, but life dumb.
You can be life smart but book dunb
You can be smart with your hands but can't balance the checkbook
On and on with different gifts God gave man,

We all have talents. We are special but nou unique. Work hard, put the time into it, work smart you will more than likely to do well. Admitt mistakes, own up to errors and finally tree people as if you were in their shoes. Follow this you should succeed

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 17, 2015 10:56 PM (voOPb)

747 741 I met Allah. He's a fantastic guy. And that prophet of his, Mohammed, he's sharp, too. Two really, really, great, great guys. But I like bacon and booze so I told them to forget it.
Posted by: Trump at December 17, 2015 10:55 PM (9Du4t)

Could the man be any more meandering when he speaks? If he was 4% more coherent he'd have this shit sewn up already.

I'm pulling the lever regardless. He's a gift from the heavens.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 10:57 PM (ubByS)

748 If it were up to me, we'd be starting a new political party. I'd call it the Independence Party. Play on Independents, which is what we'll be when we chuck the Republican label, and because it's what we believe in. Not only our own independence from the grasping meddlers that invariably make up governments, but also our nation's ability to stand on its own two feet without being beholden to entangling foreign obligations and European committees.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 17, 2015 10:57 PM (HalrA)

749 706
At this point, I just throw the labels out. They don't mean anything anymore. The same people who did the budget sellout still call themselves conservatives. Our liberals are Marxists. Our "right wing extremists" are classical liberals. Our political language talks like a fag and its shit's all retarded.

I'm an American, and I see myself as an old fashioned American. I can run my life better than a bureaucracy can, I don't need government help nor do I want their input. Let's just be Americans and tell anyone who don't like that they can go straight to hell and GTFO.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 17, 2015 10:46 PM (HalrA)


I agree. The political labels have been twisted and distorted beyond all recognition. Back about 150-200 years ago, a "liberal" was one who supported individual liberty, including economic liberty, which meant free-market capitalism. A "conservative" was one who supported the traditional privileges of the landed aristocracy.

Now liberals, who are really leftists, support speech codes and totalitarian socialism and conservatives support individual liberty and the free market. "Fascists" are considered "right-wing", even though they have always been on the left.

And the "progressive left" are taking us straight back to the days of hereditary nobility and landed aristocracy.

Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2015 10:57 PM (sdi6R)

750 I don't know about Insomniac though.

LOL. He is-really He's also very good at puns which is a sign of cleverness. I can never come up with ones as quick as Insomniac or Muldoon do.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2015 10:57 PM (No/ki)

751 82:
This has nothing to do with Staunton public schools. Virginia cities and counties are entirely separate: the cities are not part of any county. The city of Staunton is completely surrounded by Augusta County, but has no control over it, and Riverheads High School is in the county, not the city. It's ten miles south of downtown Staunton.

226:
Dickie Bell taught at Riverheads for many years, until he was elected to the House of Delegates six years ago. He taught special ed. I've met him a few times, but never had to nerve to ask him if he found arguing with colleagues in Richmond disturbingly like dealing with his special ed students at Riverheads. He has a reputation as quite conservative. All the liberals in Staunton despise him. As a party-line voter, I haven't bothered to check the genuineness or depth of his conservatism. He was reelected last month with 75% of the vote. Another 24% went to a Libertarian. The Democrats didn't bother to nominate an opponent. It is quite a conservative area.

Posted by: Dr Weevil at December 17, 2015 10:57 PM (B81dz)

752 ..."Some of the more advanced sockers here are playing 11 dimensional chess. And it's hurtful and confusing."
-Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 10:53 PM (ubByS)

*HAH!*

You'll get used to it.

Some are actually trying to "egg you on", but you'll find that I'm some socks are just being silly.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 10:57 PM (OQ9R7)

753 I can't take any more.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 17, 2015 10:58 PM (3myMJ)

754 We still have a two-axis political system.

Retards vs. Us.

Too many damned retards ...

Posted by: Kristophr at December 17, 2015 10:58 PM (6fIOn)

755 Could the man be any more meandering when he speaks? If he was 4% more coherent he'd have this shit sewn up already.



I'm pulling the lever regardless. He's a gift from the heavens.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 10:57 PM (ubByS)

He pisses off all the right people. That alone tells me that he's the best chance we've got. If we have a candidate they're not afraid of, it's not really our candidate.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 17, 2015 10:58 PM (HalrA)

756 I'm out, guys. Gonna finish this bottle of red so I have something to regret tomorrow. Slapweasel you're my new favorite.

Vote Trump or get off my airplane.

Peace and love graybles.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 10:58 PM (ubByS)

757 @96 "The kids lose a day of school, but you can bet that the administrators and teachers and cafeteria workers and custodians will not miss a paycheck."

In fairness to the cafeteria workers and custodians, they had nothing to do with the idea of requiring students to claim faith in Allah.

Posted by: Joshua K. at December 17, 2015 10:59 PM (8YZEJ)

758 Miss80'sBaby? Has been a regular around here quite a long time. Unless I missed something.

Posted by: Mega at December 17, 2015 10:59 PM (9Du4t)

759 And the "progressive left" are taking us straight back to the days of hereditary nobility and landed aristocracy.

Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2015 10:57 PM (sdi6R)


Exactly. The left is the right, the right is the left, and the labels are a bunch of bullshit.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 17, 2015 10:59 PM (HalrA)

760 See the violence inherent in the system! I'm being repressed! Did you see him repressing me?

Posted by: docweasel at December 17, 2015 11:00 PM (XxzcU)

761 So, is this the default ONT?

Posted by: Kristophr at December 17, 2015 11:00 PM (6fIOn)

762 YeAh ghost of Kari is rubbing off nicely on a few more issues

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 17, 2015 11:00 PM (voOPb)

763 And in my closing prepared remarks, I'd just like to say that I'm the uh uh uh err uhhh...

Posted by: Jeb at December 17, 2015 11:00 PM (9Du4t)

764 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 17, 2015 10:56 PM (9mTYi)

What we affable idlers who lose in the brains dept we actually make up in affability-hopefully.

And you know i was just kidding. There are plenty of t posters here who are quite bright who are not lawyers or doctors,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2015 11:00 PM (No/ki)

765 I'll post something and that should bring about the ONT.

something

waits, tapping foot

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 17, 2015 11:01 PM (ZJ0jh)

766 Fenelon Spoke,
? Is does it work for your son?

Posted by: Carol at December 17, 2015 11:01 PM (sj3Ax)

767 Goth Fonzi, ??

---
Rand?

I don't mind Rand, somewhat surprised he's not doing a bit better, more times then not he raises valid issues, and even if you disagree it's worth hearing. Even his father was someone who I'd hear out, most of the time anyway.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 17, 2015 11:01 PM (MbrzC)

768 No spoilers ya scruffy lookin nerf herder!

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 10:54 PM (ubByS)

Oh yeah don't worry. People dropping spoilers should be strung up by their heels.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 17, 2015 11:01 PM (4ErVI)

769 "Are not instincts based upon knowledge? Pounded over and over into your head?
You see/do "this," you do that?
"
-Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2015 10:56 PM (jEFso)

No. How does a bird jump out of a nest?

I Blew Your Mind!

...or I just said stuff that marginally backed my meager point!

WHAM!

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 11:01 PM (OQ9R7)

770 I should have typed "why" does a bird...

But I'm drunk and ignorant.

I keep myself company, though!

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 11:02 PM (OQ9R7)

771 "LOL. He is-really He's also very good at puns which is a sign of cleverness. I can never come up with ones as quick as Insomniac or Muldoon do."



I was just kicking him in the dick. Hoping he'd be around and bite back.


Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2015 11:02 PM (jEFso)

772 What we affable idlers who lose in the brains dept we actually make up in affability-hopefully.

And you know i was just kidding. There are plenty of t posters here who are quite bright who are not lawyers or doctors,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2015 11:00 PM (No/ki)


And some who are at a loss for cleverness, and make it up with volume.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 17, 2015 11:03 PM (Dj0WE)

773 Ummmmm.....isn't it getting sorta late for an ONT? Is Maet ok?

Posted by: cthulhu at December 17, 2015 11:03 PM (EzgxV)

774 Ok. So just got out of Star Wars. Won't spoil, but seriously, go see it. It's worth your time.

Posted by: Mandy P. (Not Patinkin), lurking lurker who lurks at December 17, 2015 11:04 PM (KkVB6)

775 And some who are at a loss for cleverness, and make it up with volume.



Geez. I'm standing right here.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 17, 2015 11:04 PM (nhiGb)

776 ? Is does it work for your son?

Sorry; I don't understand.

He doesn't call it the "c" word. He refers to it as Chemisty. He's an odd kid; Some things just slip by him. I'm not even sure he's know that it was a joke on my part and what the actual "c" word is.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2015 11:04 PM (No/ki)

777 Oh yeah don't worry. People dropping spoilers should be strung up by their heels.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 17, 2015 11:01 PM (4ErVI)


True story: I never saw the last one, where Darth Vader becomes Darth Vader. I read online comments, got the gist of the story, and don't feel like I missed out on anything by not seeing it myself.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 17, 2015 11:05 PM (Dj0WE)

778 I'm sure the Star Wars flick would be worth it just for the battle scenes. They always have great battle scenes.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 17, 2015 11:05 PM (4ErVI)

779 "How does a bird jump out of a nest?"


It's the pounded into your DNA over millenia. They programmed into you.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2015 11:05 PM (jEFso)

780 If any of you get a chance to see a concert at the Kennedy Center in DC, do it. I saw Handel's Messiah tonight and it was impressive.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 17, 2015 11:05 PM (ZJ0jh)

781 Evenin' horde.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 17, 2015 11:06 PM (9jeGC)

782 There's nothing better in the world than to be born American. You've won 99% of life's battle.

Unless you're Irish, and become American. 99.999% of life's battle won.

Unless you're Irish, serve in the US military, and become American. Your place in heaven is assured.

Of course, you'll be surrounded by Irish.

Posted by: Patrick Carroll at December 17, 2015 11:06 PM (1zS3A)

783 I'm pulling the lever regardless. He's a gift from the heavens.
Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 17, 2015 10:57 PM (ubByS)


I will.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at December 17, 2015 11:06 PM (WWdgA)

784 778: Do they poke each other with their nerd sticks?

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 17, 2015 11:07 PM (dvuhZ)

785 And some who are at a loss for cleverness, and make it up with volume.

A number of us are in the same boat. ;^) If were were making sales instead of posting we'd deserve a bonus.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2015 11:07 PM (No/ki)

786 And some who are at a loss for cleverness, and make it up with volume.



Geez. I'm standing right here.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 17, 2015 11:04 PM (nhiGb)


Oh sorry, I thought you were at the movies, watching those puppets, or whatever they are, dancing around with Indiana Jones' grandpa.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 17, 2015 11:07 PM (Dj0WE)

787 -Posted by: cthulhu at December 17, 2015 11:03 PM (EzgxV)

Shut up or write one.

How do you like those apples, eggs and octopi?!?

*HAH!*

Just throwing that out there for future idiots!

...Not that you're an idiot.

...From the future.

I'll hang-up and listen...

*dial-tone*


Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 11:07 PM (OQ9R7)

788 I think birds jump out of the nest because they see their parents doing it.

But then, human babies are hardwired that way as well. Take your eyes off a toddler, and the little brat will run directly towards whatever potentially dangerous activity the parents are doing, and try to emulate it.

Watched an ignored toddler run to mom and "help" her look at a glass display of glass figurines in a mall once. The kid did $3k worth of damage in the time it took daddy to turn his head back to him.

Posted by: Kristophr at December 17, 2015 11:07 PM (6fIOn)

789 773 Ummmmm.....isn't it getting sorta late for an ONT? Is Maet ok?
Posted by: cthulhu at December 17, 2015 11:03 PM (EzgxV)


*sends up the willow signal*

Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2015 11:07 PM (sdi6R)

790 Oh. Right. Allah.

Screw him. He never served.

Posted by: Patrick Carroll at December 17, 2015 11:08 PM (1zS3A)

791 Oh yeah don't worry. People dropping spoilers should be strung up by their heels.
Yeah, just like Evil Luke did to Hans Solo!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 17, 2015 11:08 PM (DLIIY)

792 773 Ummmmm.....isn't it getting sorta late for an ONT? Is Maet ok?
Posted by: cthulhu at December 17, 2015 11:03 PM (EzgxV)


Dude - what was with that appearance on a day walker thread? Out of character, I thought.
It was actually kinda scary to see you while the sun was still up.

Posted by: The Chairman Of The Bored at December 17, 2015 11:08 PM (qIFpS)

793 Wait ... Darth Vader was Luke Skywalker's father?!?

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 17, 2015 11:09 PM (nhiGb)

794 I'm sure the Star Wars flick would be worth it just for the battle scenes. They always have great battle scenes.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 17, 2015 11:05 PM (4ErVI)


My favorite was General Daffy Binks hurling blue balls at the robots.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 17, 2015 11:09 PM (Dj0WE)

795 I'm sure the Star Wars flick would be worth it just for the battle scenes. They always have great battle scenes.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 17, 2015 11:05 PM (4ErVI)



The cinematography is great, and it's not all CGIed to death.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 17, 2015 11:09 PM (GUBah)

796 "Evenin' horde."



Screw you.



Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2015 11:09 PM (jEFso)

797 Yeah I've always considered being born American in this time the equivalent of winning a lottery.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 17, 2015 11:09 PM (4ErVI)

798 758 Miss80'sBaby? Has been a regular around here quite a long time. Unless I missed something.

Posted by: Mega at December 17, 2015 10:59 PM (9Du4t)
---
Well person being a regular doesn't change my perception atm, maybe that will change over time.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 17, 2015 11:09 PM (MbrzC)

799 Of the Star Wars prequels, I thought Revenge of the Sith was the best one...I was rooting for the Sith...

Posted by: CanaDave at December 17, 2015 11:10 PM (GOgUy)

800 799 Of the Star Wars prequels, I thought Revenge of the Sith was the best one...I was rooting for the Sith...
Posted by: CanaDave at December 17, 2015 11:10 PM (GOgUy)
***
Good...good!

Posted by: Your Uncle Palpatine at December 17, 2015 11:10 PM (/33sy)

801
777 Oh yeah don't worry. People dropping spoilers should be strung up by their heels.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 17, 2015 11:01 PM (4ErVI)


True story: I never saw the last one, where Darth Vader becomes Darth Vader. I read online comments, got the gist of the story, and don't feel like I missed out on anything by not seeing it myself.

-----


You really didn't. The prequels essentially ruin the surprise of the originals. And they didn't need to. I came up with an easy solution. Give Obi Wan another apprentice. Have him fall to the dark side as well. Him and anakin both are fought and beaten badly left near death. Leave mystery as to who is in the Vader suit. Have a scene where Kenobi sees Vader and a look of horror on his face when he realizes who is in it.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 17, 2015 11:11 PM (zt+N6)

802 Exactly. The left is the right, the right is the left, and the labels are a bunch of bullshit.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 17, 2015 10:59 PM (HalrA)
---

Yup basically everyone is talking like fags and everyone's shit is fucked up.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 17, 2015 11:11 PM (MbrzC)

803 You mean I wanted to screw my sister for about 6 months?

Posted by: luke skywalker at December 17, 2015 11:11 PM (DLIIY)

804 You get that lottery winner vibe when you travel through a third world country. Everyone thinks you are made of money, and every scamster and nutjob comes out of the woodwork to pester you.

Posted by: Kristophr at December 17, 2015 11:11 PM (6fIOn)

805 Oh yeah don't worry. People dropping spoilers should be strung up by their heels.
Yeah, just like Evil Luke did to Hans Solo!
Posted by: andycanuck at December 17, 2015 11:08 PM (DLIIY)


Can you blame him? Finding out Vader was actually his mother after her sex change.


I have to admit though, I didn't think Brucella Jenner would be able to act, but she was magnificent!

Posted by: BurtTC at December 17, 2015 11:11 PM (Dj0WE)

806 The cinematography is great, and it's not all CGIed to death.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 17, 2015 11:09 PM (GUBah)

Saw something about that recently. The film cost $200 million and most of it went towards real world sets and effects. Very smart move.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 17, 2015 11:11 PM (4ErVI)

807 *starts flipping switches*

I'm staring to shut 'er down for the night, folks.

I might be around, but you can't rely on me.

*hits a red switch*

This might be all, but nobody cares, so I'll just do whatever I'm going to do. Go back to your lives. I'm going back to mine.

*taps a few buttons*

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 11:12 PM (OQ9R7)

808 So I did go out to dinner for my birthday but didn't have any cake. I had a piece of cake in the fridge at home and I went upstairs to read for a while. When I came back down looking forward to the cake it was gone. The boy had eaten it. if you want to have any kind of sweet thing in this house it's gotten to the point where I have to hide it because otherwise he'll eat it and often leave nothing behind. at 6;00 he had already had a seafood appetizer and a big burger and fries and a dessert and then he came home and ate my cake! Boo hoo! Not really.

This is life with a lanky boy in athletics.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2015 11:12 PM (No/ki)

809 Apples & octopus?
That actually sounds like it could be a decent in an omelet.
Altough my fave is artichoke, feta & spinach.
Shit now I'm hungry for savory, and all I have is cake.
#first world problems

Posted by: The Chairman Of The Bored at December 17, 2015 11:12 PM (qIFpS)

810 Speaking of getting screwed tonight. Oooh.

Posted by: dr amy farrah fowler at December 17, 2015 11:12 PM (DLIIY)

811 803 You mean I wanted to screw my sister for about 6 months?
Posted by: luke skywalker at December 17, 2015 11:11 PM (DLIIY)
***
Hell, I wanted to screw her since the late 70's.....

Posted by: Your Uncle Palpatine at December 17, 2015 11:13 PM (/33sy)

812 Just sits, waits.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2015 11:13 PM (jEFso)

813 789 773 Ummmmm.....isn't it getting sorta late for an ONT? Is Maet ok?
Posted by: cthulhu at December 17, 2015 11:03 PM
*sends up the willow signal*
Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2015 11:07 PM (sdi6R)

Someone Hotwire the place for me and I would be happy to throw up an ONT


Also begging for a shot next week

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 17, 2015 11:13 PM (voOPb)

814 I've never watched Star Wars or any Star Trek episodes.

I know, I'm just not interested in them & now giving any $$ to that 99% Hollyweird people.

Posted by: Carol at December 17, 2015 11:13 PM (sj3Ax)

815 wow in the 800's

Posted by: Jake at December 17, 2015 11:14 PM (QelBn)

816 All I am saaayin...is give peas a chance

Posted by: Paul Ryan at December 17, 2015 11:14 PM (aUQgu)

817 813 789 773 Ummmmm.....isn't it getting sorta late for an ONT? Is Maet ok?
Posted by: cthulhu at December 17, 2015 11:03 PM
*sends up the willow signal*
Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2015 11:07 PM (sdi6R)

Someone Hotwire the place for me and I would be happy to throw up an ONT


Also begging for a shot next week
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 17, 2015 11:13 PM (voOPb)
***
Hell, have one now. From the good-ish bottle, not that cheap Kentucky Tavern crap I give most guests.

Posted by: Your Uncle Palpatine at December 17, 2015 11:15 PM (/33sy)

818 "*hits a red switch*

This might be all, but nobody cares, so I'll just do whatever I'm going to do. Go back to your lives. I'm going back to mine. "


Oh, hell. That was the wrong one. The Green one.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2015 11:15 PM (jEFso)

819 Maybe Maet went to see Star Wars.

Posted by: Methos at December 17, 2015 11:16 PM (ZbV+0)

820
787 -Posted by: cthulhu at December 17, 2015 11:03 PM (EzgxV)

Shut up or write one.

How do you like those apples, eggs and octopi?!?

*HAH!*

Just throwing that out there for future idiots!

...Not that you're an idiot.

...From the future.

I'll hang-up and listen...

*dial-tone*


Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 11:07 PM (OQ9R7)



Weirddave had one of those recently and pulled it off really well. I was coming at the situation from a different direction -- has anyone had contact with Maet to make sure he's ok? We can throw together an ONT with an empty patch of ground, some sticks, and some chalk dust......but something happening to Maet?!?!?!?

Posted by: cthulhu at December 17, 2015 11:16 PM (EzgxV)

821 815 - Yeah it's it usually ont time?

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 17, 2015 11:16 PM (MbrzC)

822 I'm waiting for the new Star Wars to come out on the torrentz.

Posted by: CanaDave at December 17, 2015 11:17 PM (GOgUy)

823 It's there

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 17, 2015 11:17 PM (FkBIv)

824 ONT up

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 17, 2015 11:17 PM (YLidQ)

825 Maybe Maet went to see Star Wars.

Posted by: Methos at December 17, 2015 11:16 PM (ZbV+0)



Or Ace went to see it and the ONT is Ace's movie review. If that's the case, the ONT will appear around 3AM.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 17, 2015 11:17 PM (GUBah)

826
792 773 Ummmmm.....isn't it getting sorta late for an ONT? Is Maet ok?
Posted by: cthulhu at December 17, 2015 11:03 PM (EzgxV)

Dude - what was with that appearance on a day walker thread? Out of character, I thought.
It was actually kinda scary to see you while the sun was still up.

Posted by: The Chairman Of The Bored at December 17, 2015 11:08 PM (qIFpS)


I'm continually trying to expand my horizons.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 17, 2015 11:17 PM (EzgxV)

827
Also begging for a shot next week
Posted by: Misanthropic


Well, I have about two gallons of bourbon & a half gallon of vodka within a few steps of here - help yourself, man.

Posted by: The Chairman Of The Bored at December 17, 2015 11:18 PM (qIFpS)

828 Or, not.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 17, 2015 11:18 PM (GUBah)

829 And that'll be the game

Posted by: Methos at December 17, 2015 11:18 PM (ZbV+0)

830 Maet is fine. ONT is NOOD!

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 17, 2015 11:18 PM (OQ9R7)

831 "Also begging for a shot next week"


Dude, you're a star. Demand you're time. Make Ace listen to you.

Do it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2015 11:18 PM (jEFso)

832 Anyone else catch the evening of PC-multiculti nonsense on PBS tonight-first, a Lydia's table holiday special where she shares Christmas dinner with our betters- hardworking rags to riches types like Sophia Loren's son, Padma Lakshmi, Ann Curry, Rita Moreno, to talk about what Christmas in America means to them, which is how not American they all were made to feel as kids. Not mentioned-Jesus, church, Christian. Christmas apparently is an immigration infomercial with a mere dusting of pan-religious feel-goodism and cultural guilt.

Followed by a semi-interesting show on arts and crafts which had some interesting segments on hippie potters and a Japanese woodcutting artist making holiday cards and pottery, and then a 15 minute long segment on fake Kwanzaa which is the sorriest excuse for a made up holiday ever. The part about the SF Chinese Holiday parade was very interesting and seemed legit-going back thousands of years compared to TWENTY (20!) for Kwanzaa, celebrated in Chicago of course.

Posted by: Goldilocks at December 17, 2015 11:18 PM (pOgVG)

833 Paul Ryan!!
I saw Twitter from you after radio show ? That you posted you had advanced "conservative ideals" today.

Are you on illegal drugs that distort your mind or is it being Third in Line of Succession that screwed your brain. Both is my guess.
Power perverts!

Posted by: Carol at December 17, 2015 11:19 PM (sj3Ax)

834 So Jeb could only get 27 Generals and Admirals to support him.

There gotta be hundreds of Generals and Admirals

Posted by: Jake at December 17, 2015 11:19 PM (QelBn)

835 Sorry, had to finish work, make dinner and deal with barks dog.

I grew up in Oklahoma when there was no Republican Party there. My grandparents were a big influence in my life. Grandfather was a blue collar worker that thought FDR saved the country. Mom divorced when I was young, so early feminist type. I really had no exposed to conservatism. At some point, after Bill Clinton, it dawned on that aid heard how stupid the Republicans were one too many a time. It started to sink in that I was hearing the same nonsense over and over. And then I started questioning all of it and reading about people that I'd ignored before. At least my momma liked guns! (And for the record, I'm ette not ron. )

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 17, 2015 11:20 PM (Lqy/e)

836 ONT. Loose the corgis.


Posted by: Kristophr at December 17, 2015 11:20 PM (6fIOn)

837 Confident in my manhood, I saw the original movie at a theatre with a girlfriend. Never saw another Star Trek movie after that. Never cared to see another one.i have other interest movies aren't a part of this life.

If you like it them. Good on you. Everyone should have a hobby they enjoy.

Stay off my lawn if you want to be confrontational about it.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 17, 2015 11:21 PM (voOPb)

838 Notsothoreau
I hate using terms morons on moronettes. I like The Horde to describe us.

ONT is up!

Posted by: Carol at December 17, 2015 11:26 PM (sj3Ax)

839 I happen to know there are enough unemployed decent folks with college degrees that could take over EVERY job in that district. I say we fire 'em all and hire folks who won't try to trick children into becoming Muslims.

And yes, that's EXACTLY what they were trying to do.

Don't make me go outside and get a switch...

Posted by: setnaffa at December 18, 2015 08:45 AM (BtRXi)

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