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All of LA's 800+ Schools Shut Down Over "Credible" Terror Threat
A "credible" threat which, by its basic nature, seems not so credible. This happens a lot at schools. I hate to be That Guy who just says "Teenagers!," but, you know: "Teenagers!"
Here's what I think: Owing to the unserious manner with which liberal governments have handled terrorism, they are now required, politically, to treat seriously threats which probably are not all that serious. That's the way it always works. When you get caught acting incompetently or unseriously, you then have to put on a great show about how competent and serious you are now, by overreacting to things. Al Gore and John McCain both got caught taking dirty campaign money -- and then, wouldn't you know it, they both became the eagerest little beavers for something called Campaign Finance Reform. Surprisingly enough! Why, it's almost as if, having been caught dirty, they had to overreact to everything to show how clean they were. A government which was doing the small things rights would not feel the need to put on a Security Theater show to Reassure the Masses. Update: The IP of the email the threat came from is located in Germany. Eh, I guess that adds something to the "credibility."Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at December 15, 2015 11:56 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at December 15, 2015 11:57 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at December 15, 2015 11:57 AM (kff5f)
He further stated there were things written that made it "clear" it was a hoax.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 15, 2015 11:58 AM (GGCsk)
Posted by: weew at December 15, 2015 11:58 AM (EaEMG)
Posted by: Dang at December 15, 2015 11:59 AM (2oWD2)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at December 15, 2015 12:00 PM (aW5/6)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Sooth! at December 15, 2015 12:00 PM (evdj2)
There's a bomb!
In.....uh.....a backpack!
For reals, dude!....uh...um, I mean, For real, infidel pig dog!
Posted by: The I-Didn't-Study-For-My-Math-Test Liberation Front at December 15, 2015 12:00 PM (0cMkb)
They can't even do pretend competence competently.
From the article:
Parents with questions were initially urged to call 213-241-2064, but by 8:15 a.m. district officials said the number was no longer working.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at December 15, 2015 12:00 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Draki at December 15, 2015 12:00 PM (0eidE)
Posted by: Feh at December 15, 2015 12:01 PM (3leF2)
Yeah. It *is* time for semester finals, after all.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at December 15, 2015 12:01 PM (M1uf/)
Posted by: donna at December 15, 2015 12:01 PM (/dSsq)
Posted by: Feh at December 15, 2015 12:01 PM (3leF2)
He further stated there were things written that made it "clear" it was a hoax.
Yeah. "This is a hoax, dad. We want to go to the zoo."
Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2015 12:01 PM (mZLmb)
Posted by: Chris at December 15, 2015 12:01 PM (LQPji)
Posted by: weew at December 15, 2015 12:01 PM (EaEMG)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 15, 2015 12:02 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 15, 2015 12:02 PM (oVJmc)
Yeah. What % of parents do you think actually took off work to be home with their minor children instead of being at work today?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at December 15, 2015 12:02 PM (M1uf/)
Posted by: PaleRider at December 15, 2015 12:02 PM (1OLmv)
Posted by: Feh at December 15, 2015 12:03 PM (3leF2)
ZF Newsfeed - Officials say the last IP address of the email threat made against #LAUSD was traced to Frankfurt, Germany. CBSLAPosted by: Stay out da bushes at December 15, 2015 12:03 PM (yioUz)
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 15, 2015 12:03 PM (F26eZ)
CBS Philly
JUST IN: Officials say the last IP address of the email threat made against was traced to Frankfurt, Germany.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 15, 2015 12:03 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Connor Miller, age 11 at December 15, 2015 12:03 PM (msPO3)
Posted by: Draki at December 15, 2015 12:00 PM (0eidE)
FIFY
Posted by: The Fools Golden Hat at December 15, 2015 12:04 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 15, 2015 12:04 PM (TJCSB)
Posted by: donna at December 15, 2015 12:04 PM (/dSsq)
For those in K-5th, hopefully a shit load.
I'd hate to think someone would let a second grader just roam the neighborhood.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2015 12:04 PM (mZLmb)
Posted by: Feh at December 15, 2015 12:04 PM (3leF2)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2015 12:04 PM (/tuJf)
In fairness, I could comment from Helsinki if I wanted to.
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Sooth! at December 15, 2015 12:05 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 15, 2015 12:05 PM (r65B3)
I dont think it matters if its credible or not
Parents in LA county now feel unsafe. In California
people are getting sick of this shit
Posted by: ThunderB at December 15, 2015 12:05 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Feh at December 15, 2015 12:05 PM (3leF2)
JUST IN: Officials say the last IP address of the email threat made against was traced to Frankfurt, Germany.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 15, 2015 12:03 PM (kdS6q)
Sounds like some kids were hot doggin'.
Boom- in before Muldoon!
Posted by: naturalfake at December 15, 2015 12:05 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Chris at December 15, 2015 12:05 PM (LQPji)
He's from South St. Louis County. Now, if he had a Bosnian name, I could believe it. But he doesn't. His name is Nathan.
I know exactly where he lives (the area, not the actual house). He's not a terrorist. He's a stupid 18 year old kid.
This my friends... may I call you my friends?... This is the new normal.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 15, 2015 12:06 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 15, 2015 12:06 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Draki at December 15, 2015 12:00 PM (0eidE)
FIFY
Posted by: The Fools Golden Hat at December 15, 2015 12:04 PM (vBeA5)
You didn't fix it! You mangled it with your Caitlyn Jenner insanity!
Posted by: Draki at December 15, 2015 12:06 PM (0eidE)
I dont think it matters if its credible or not
Parents in LA county now feel unsafe. In California
people are getting sick of this shit
Especially after it was learned that the terrorists in San Bernadino had schools on their cell phones...
Posted by: donna at December 15, 2015 12:06 PM (/dSsq)
Yeah. We had so many bomb threats in school its hard for me to take them seriously.
Posted by: Lea at December 15, 2015 12:06 PM (lIU4e)
Proxy servers are a thing. And Frankfurt, Germany isn't exactly a hotbed of terrorism.
Unless this is the new Zimbabwe Prince scam. "We'll blow up all your schools unless you send us your social security number and bank account information..."
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at December 15, 2015 12:06 PM (M1uf/)
CBS Philly
JUST IN: Officials say the last IP address of the email threat made against was traced to Frankfurt, Germany.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 15, 2015 12:03 PM (kdS6q)
So now there's some nerd in Frankfurt laughing away at the stupid Amerikanischen. Just great.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at December 15, 2015 12:06 PM (RD7QR)
JUST IN: Officials say the last IP address of the email threat made against was traced to Frankfurt, Germany.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 15, 2015 12:03 PM (kdS6q)
Sounds like some kids were hot doggin'.
Yeah. It was some sour kraut.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2015 12:06 PM (mZLmb)
Oh, and the emergency contact number that the LAUSD gave out to call? Wasn't working all morning while this was going on.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 15, 2015 12:06 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2015 12:04 PM (/tuJf)
Because proxy servers don't exist...
Posted by: The Hat by Proxy at December 15, 2015 12:06 PM (vBeA5)
Wesley Clark, ex-NATO Supreme Commander
Posted by: Feh at December 15, 2015 12:07 PM (3leF2)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 15, 2015 12:07 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 15, 2015 12:07 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2015 12:04 PM (/tuJf)
Because proxy servers don't exist...
Posted by: The Hat by Proxy at December 15, 2015 12:06 PM (vBeA5)
Poppycock! The Lutherans are getting ready to raise hell and bake something evil.
Posted by: Draki at December 15, 2015 12:07 PM (0eidE)
Then they sent out an email offering condolences to the Newton families, and that safety was top priority, etc, blah. Looks like it was written 3 years ago ("this morning's tragedy," etc.).
Top.
Men.
Posted by: hindmost at December 15, 2015 12:08 PM (txZUu)
email threat made against #LAUSD was traced to Frankfurt, Germany. CBSLA
And a computer proficient teenager could figure out how to route their email through a foreign IP. Or get their buddy Klaus who they met playing COD Black Ops to do it for them.
Either this is a hoax, or it's a distraction from the real target. I don't know many actual terrorists who WARN their targets ahead of time.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at December 15, 2015 12:08 PM (4df7R)
JUST IN: Officials say the last IP address of the email threat made against was traced to Frankfurt, Germany.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 15, 2015 12:03 PM (kdS6q)
Sounds like some kids were hot doggin'.
Boom- in before Muldoon!
Posted by: naturalfake at December 15, 2015 12:05 PM (0cMkb)
I too, am a Frankfurter.
Posted by: Zombie JFK at December 15, 2015 12:08 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Pete Rose at December 15, 2015 12:08 PM (msPO3)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2015 12:08 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: buzzion at December 15, 2015 12:09 PM (zt+N6)
democrat kids most hurt. So did any private schools in LA close?
I doubt it.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 15, 2015 12:07 PM (jJRIy)
I read at the Daily Wire that some private Jewish schools in the area have closed.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at December 15, 2015 12:09 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Sooth! at December 15, 2015 12:09 PM (evdj2)
AllenG...you mean the Zimbabwe Prince isn't real???
But he seemed so nice...even talked like Yoda.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 15, 2015 12:09 PM (r65B3)
Posted by: Feh at December 15, 2015 12:09 PM (3leF2)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 15, 2015 12:09 PM (kpqmD)
It reminds me of the guy we were talking about... maybe a year ago from the FDA. The one who would drive on the highway in the fast lane going 55 during rush hour and had never once approved a drug for use.
Interestingly, I have a friend that develops drugs and she has nothing but respect for the people that she deals with at FDA.
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 15, 2015 12:09 PM (F26eZ)
Either this is a hoax, or it's a distraction from the real target. I don't know many actual terrorists who WARN their targets ahead of time.
That's what I said earlier, but I was reminded that just the "fear" factor was terrorism enough....
Posted by: donna at December 15, 2015 12:09 PM (/dSsq)
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 15, 2015 12:09 PM (7v/r5)
Posted by: Draki at December 15, 2015 12:07 PM (0eidE)
I blame the Amish... they even have a mafia! I saw it on the teevee...
Posted by: LIV at December 15, 2015 12:09 PM (vBeA5)
It's not nice to make the man with Super Bronchitis laugh that hard.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at December 15, 2015 12:10 PM (M1uf/)
Posted by: homer simpson at December 15, 2015 12:10 PM (DLIIY)
because Security
Posted by: Bob from TSA at December 15, 2015 12:10 PM (yvwr7)
And Muslim terrorists don't usually send warnings.
They do now. All it cost them was one email. That's it.
Not even a fake backpack bomb.
Just an email.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2015 12:10 PM (mZLmb)
Posted by: Alice Cooper at December 15, 2015 12:10 PM (FkBIv)
AllenG...you mean the Zimbabwe Prince isn't real???
But he seemed so nice...even talked like Yoda.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 15, 2015 12:09 PM (r65B3)
Send your bank information you will. Generous fee you will receive. Yes.
Posted by: Prince Nkum-Ndangdang at December 15, 2015 12:10 PM (RD7QR)
democrat kids most hurt. So did any private schools in LA close?
I doubt it.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 15, 2015 12:07 PM (jJRIy)
I read at the Daily Wire that some private Jewish schools in the area have closed.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at December 15, 2015 12:09 PM (4df7R)
All the Jews stayed home from school. Just like 9-11 man!
*bong rip*
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 15, 2015 12:10 PM (kpqmD)
Sure. Nothing to worry about, like a dead ambassador or anything.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 15, 2015 12:10 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Achmed, the Dead Terrorist at December 15, 2015 12:11 PM (smkBM)
That's what I said earlier, but I was reminded that just the "fear" factor was terrorism enough....
Posted by: donna at December 15, 2015 12:09 PM (/dSsq)
Honestly, I'm all for keeping your kids out of the public school system, especially in Left Coast California. Less time in the classroom is less indoctrination.
Thanks, threat-senders!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at December 15, 2015 12:11 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Cuz it's Tuesday at December 15, 2015 12:11 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Alice Cooper at December 15, 2015 12:10 P
Okay We have Our culprit!
Posted by: donna at December 15, 2015 12:11 PM (/dSsq)
And they both cost us money.
Posted by: despair at December 15, 2015 12:11 PM (VrdxH)
Cue the kid who chewed his Pop Tart into the shape of a gun.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 15, 2015 12:11 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 15, 2015 12:11 PM (E5UB0)
Posted by: SH at December 15, 2015 12:11 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 15, 2015 12:11 PM (LUgeY)
And the kid who had to cover up his Star Wars tshirt because it included a picture of a blaster.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at December 15, 2015 12:12 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 15, 2015 12:12 PM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 15, 2015 12:12 PM (r65B3)
--
C'mon, it wasn't that bad.
Posted by: Joe Rogan (host of Fear Factor) at December 15, 2015 12:12 PM (VAsIq)
Hoax threat helps Trump.
"See! We shoulda banned all muzzies!"
Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2015 12:12 PM (mZLmb)
I dont blame them for that
Posted by: ThunderB at December 15, 2015 12:12 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 15, 2015 12:12 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Cuz it's Tuesday at December 15, 2015 12:11 PM (VAsIq)
Reminds me, I can't wait for Thursday.
Posted by: Draki at December 15, 2015 12:12 PM (0eidE)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 15, 2015 12:13 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: I moved on letter, and you'll never guess what happened! at December 15, 2015 12:13 PM (VAsIq)
That bomb threat was called in from out of the country. I would not have considered that a "credible" threat.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 15, 2015 12:12 PM (t2KH5)
It wasn't even called. It was emailed. That's awful nice of them isn't it? Leaving a digital paper trail like that which could easily be followed back to the source?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at December 15, 2015 12:13 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: SH at December 15, 2015 12:11 PM (gmeXX)
Actually, no. They have to make this day up by adding one on to the end of the school year. I think that's the law.
Posted by: OregonMuse at December 15, 2015 12:13 PM (MZk6F)
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osted by: Vic-we have no party at December 15, 2015 12:12 PM (t2KH5)
that in itself isnt disqualifiying
terror cells in the US have been directed and inspired from overseas
Posted by: ThunderB at December 15, 2015 12:14 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 15, 2015 12:15 PM (2cS/G)
Which means nothing if they use a proxy or VPN.
Posted by: despair at December 15, 2015 12:15 PM (VrdxH)
going all in on muslim immigration and muslims behaving themselves shows what a political genius she is.
Posted by: x at December 15, 2015 12:15 PM (57fhp)
Posted by: Yo! at December 15, 2015 12:15 PM (GwIKd)
I have a dream that one day, skool administrators will adopt the Constitution as the basis for their regulations.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 15, 2015 12:15 PM (LUgeY)
Though Juan McShame let barky break every single campaign finance law on the books (not to mention tons of other laws and violating the very notion of sovereignty by holding the largest political rally of the campaign, and perhaps US history, in a friggin foreign land, for friggin foreigners, financed in part by a friggin foreign government) without even so much as a peep.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 15, 2015 12:15 PM (zc3Db)
THE EMAIL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE DISTRICT!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2015 12:15 PM (mZLmb)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at December 15, 2015 12:15 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: jwest at December 15, 2015 12:15 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Wyatt at December 15, 2015 12:16 PM (kFnmp)
Posted by: Joe Rogan (host of Fear Factor)
Hey, any show that makes hot women eat penis on prime time TV is going to get the moron approval.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 15, 2015 12:16 PM (jhqr1)
This is the life. You just run around and play with a pink bucket:
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/goatslive
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 15, 2015 12:16 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 15, 2015 12:16 PM (E5UB0)
Ace wrote, "A government which was doing the small things rights would not feel the need to put on a Security Theater show to Reassure the Masses." I hate that word, 'the Masses' almost as much as I hate the word 'consumer', for much the same reasons.
Many years ago (decades ago, actually), I was dating a girl attending the University of Michigan at Ann Arbor. I drove up from Indianpolis every weekend: she was that awesome. We were invited to this party where, at one point, these very entitled, very liberal young adults were talking about Third World poverty. This one kid, a law student, started going on about how The Masses didn't truly know how poor they were since poverty was all they knew and thereforethey had no basis for comparison.
While this uber-liberal twit was going on about The Masses, I remembered (and still remember) this little girl I saw in a bad part of Istanbul when I was in the Army. She was about eight or nine and wore hardly more than rags and wasdrawing water from a neighborhood well, the kind where you had to pump the water by hand. It was winter time andthis kidwas barefooted,up to her ankles in freezing water. She made me shiver just watching her. She knew what poverty was. She knew how bad she had it.
My then-girlfriend was watching my face and got me out of there before I did or said somethingstupid.
Anyway, that's howthe Leftviews us, you know: The Masses, which I gather is defined as that which they are not.
Posted by: troyriser at December 15, 2015 12:17 PM (WuTfJ)
A #governmentatwerk doing AnyThing right would be too busy.
Posted by: DaveA at December 15, 2015 12:17 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 15, 2015 12:17 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: SH at December 15, 2015 12:17 PM (gmeXX)
At the HS in Iowa where I got my third-grade education, the seniors don't have to come back and make up the time.
There was one 75-and-sunny May someone diffferent made threats every afternoon for a week.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at December 15, 2015 12:17 PM (vn2q2)
and Sen. Richard Shelby
, that Rep. Paul Ryans
omnibus spending bill will fully fund President Obamas refugee resettlement operation.
Breitbart
Ryan is as bad or worse the the Boner. We are getting SOLD OUT again.
And THAT is why Trump is ahead
CUE THE SHILL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 15, 2015 12:18 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 15, 2015 12:18 PM (F26eZ)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 15, 2015 12:18 PM (t2KH5)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth
The IRA was famous for doing exactly this.
1. Declare a campaign.
2. Stage one or two real attacks
3. Make calls to various targets in advance, and tell them what to look for.
Most of the 'devices' were in some way disabled (lacking some compoenent).
Terrorists are inflicting terror and disrupting civil order. This is a way to do that.
Posted by: Blue Hen at December 15, 2015 12:18 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 15, 2015 12:18 PM (oKE6c)
It's that, but it's also the fact taht our schools are run by the biggest bunch of pussies one could ever imagine. Around here, they lock down the schools and terrorize the kids if someone is jaywalking 5 miles away ... "just in case". They also shut down the schools if there is even the prediction of an inch of snow. Meanwhile, when I was a kid we used to sit by the radio with 7 inches on the ground and it falling like there's no tomorrow, begging for our number to be called, to no avail.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 15, 2015 12:18 PM (zc3Db)
I hear ISIS doesn't want us to close the golf courses in Hawaii for the next month. *ahem*
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at December 15, 2015 12:18 PM (vn2q2)
Posted by: Angela Merkin at December 15, 2015 12:18 PM (VrdxH)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 15, 2015 12:19 PM (zOTsN)
The Army sent you Turkey? You should see the poor in Afghanistan.
Posted by: Draki at December 15, 2015 12:19 PM (0eidE)
If I were that kid's family's lawyer, I'd send in kids to take pictures of anyone wearing MLB gear with the baseball player logo. The mafia were pretty proficient with a baseball bat as a weapon you know.
Zero tolerance!
Posted by: bonhomme at December 15, 2015 12:19 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: Irongrampa at December 15, 2015 12:20 PM (jeCnD)
All those trailers we put out, with the light sabers and what appear to be stormtroopers trying to blast the heros?
Those are all actually walkie talkies.
Posted by: Dinsey Studios at December 15, 2015 12:20 PM (Dj0WE)
Email tracks back to school computer, likely users a teacher who really, really needed to finish up her Christmas shopping, you guys!
Posted by: Lizzy at December 15, 2015 12:20 PM (NOIQH)
The answer is ZERO!!! If you got any other answer, report to Re-education.
Posted by: LA Skools Kommon Korps Kwestion at December 15, 2015 12:20 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: DaveA at December 15, 2015 12:20 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 15, 2015 12:20 PM (oDCMR)
---------
John McClain is one step ahead of you.
Posted by: SH at December 15, 2015 12:20 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Yo! at December 15, 2015 12:20 PM (GwIKd)
Posted by: Sean Connery at December 15, 2015 12:21 PM (evdj2)
Wesley Clark, ex-NATO Supreme Commander
----------
Because "diversity" means destroying different cultures and making everyplace look the same.
Posted by: Angela Merkin at December 15, 2015 12:21 PM (VrdxH)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 15, 2015 12:17 PM (NOIQH)
Closing schools? Denying our children an education? That's not who we are!
Giving them a shitty, leftist-oriented education, and pretending that giving ghetto losers iPads will make them brilliant, THAT'S who we are.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 15, 2015 12:21 PM (oKE6c)
So the superintendent asked the "plant managers" to walk the schools??
Where did I miss the part about schools requiring plant managers?
Posted by: Irongrampa at December 15, 2015 12:22 PM (jeCnD)
Ugh, the stupidity!
(Disclaimer: my son's ipad shell case sports several gun manufacturer stickers. Yes, private school that understands boys).
Posted by: Lizzy at December 15, 2015 12:22 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Levitating Mass at December 15, 2015 12:22 PM (/M9zY)
Posted by: TGI Fridays at December 15, 2015 12:22 PM (msPO3)
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 15, 2015 12:22 PM (F26eZ)
Posted by: V the K at December 15, 2015 12:22 PM (O7MnT)
19th century idea and we are trying to transition into the 21st century,
and we are going to do it with multi-ethnic states."
Wesley Clark, ex-NATO Supreme Commander
We will end racism by counting everyone by race.
Posted by: LA Skools Kommon Korps Kwestion at December 15, 2015 12:22 PM (oVJmc)
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A big bunch of students in the open might be a juicy target to the right guys.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 15, 2015 12:22 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 15, 2015 12:22 PM (iQIUe)
Isn't that where the jihadi shot the US airmen?
http://minx.cc:1080/?post=312771
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at December 15, 2015 12:23 PM (vn2q2)
Yes, but wouldn't that hurt Dems in the long run? It's not desirable living in a state where there are a continual series of threats, and you just have to hope the government foils most or all of them.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 15, 2015 12:23 PM (E5UB0)
- - - - -
I was in Sinop in the mid-80's. Lived in a local village for a bit. I would watch the folks from the country come in and do their shopping.
Yeah. Serious poverty. But incredibly hard working.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 15, 2015 12:23 PM (r65B3)
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at December 15, 2015 12:23 PM (vn2q2)
We never got sent home, but we still had bomb threats.
Sometimes they only sent us outside for 15 minutes and there is no way they did anything substantial in that amount of time. We didn't even move far from the building. It was kind of ridiculous.
Posted by: Lea at December 15, 2015 12:24 PM (lIU4e)
But but but I thought that all the different cultures were all wonderful and had so much to teach us about ourselves.
These people are psychotic.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 15, 2015 12:24 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Wyatt at December 15, 2015 12:16 PM (kFnmp)
The feminization of America is virtually complete.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 15, 2015 12:24 PM (oKE6c)
has said that hed hate to use the funding mechanism to stop President Obamas refugee resettlement operation seeming to undermine conservative lawmakers efforts to strip the omnibus funding bill of its blank check for refugee resettlement.
RINO
Yeah Rubio maybe if you ask him nicely????
RINO
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 15, 2015 12:24 PM (gf8BH)
Yes, but wouldn't that hurt Dems in the long run? It's not desirable living in a state where there are a continual series of threats, and you just have to hope the government foils most or all of them.
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I just dislike the fact that I am engaging my mind in this type of a conspiracy theory - yet here we are.
Posted by: SH at December 15, 2015 12:24 PM (gmeXX)
THE EMAIL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE DISTRICT!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2015 12:15 PM (mZLmb)
THEN WHO WAS EMAIL?????
Posted by: BurtTC at December 15, 2015 12:25 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 15, 2015 12:25 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at December 15, 2015 12:23 PM (vn2q2)
Oh suuuuure you do.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 15, 2015 12:25 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 15, 2015 12:22 PM (oDCMR)
Are the teachers THAT frustrated?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 15, 2015 12:25 PM (oKE6c)
19th century idea and we are trying to transition into the 21st century,
and we are going to do it with multi-ethnic states."
Wesley Clark, ex-NATO Supreme Commander
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Hey .... Wes..... That looks an *awful lot* like cultural appropriation.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 15, 2015 12:25 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at December 15, 2015 12:25 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: JEM at December 15, 2015 12:25 PM (o+SC1)
Where did I miss the part about schools requiring plant managers?
Posted by: Irongrampa
people would object to a janitor making $200k
Posted by: x at December 15, 2015 12:26 PM (57fhp)
Posted by: Blue Hen at December 15, 2015 12:26 PM (326rv)
It just shows that you're familiar with the Obama admin's tactics. Everything is messaging, maintaining the narrative, and all numbers are fake.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 15, 2015 12:26 PM (NOIQH)
Good to know.
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 15, 2015 12:26 PM (F26eZ)
Posted by: Wyatt at December 15, 2015 12:26 PM (Agn5J)
Where did I miss the part about schools requiring plant managers?
Plant = Physical Plant i.e., fancy term for a/c, boilers, maintenance office
Plant manager = janitor
Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2015 12:27 PM (mZLmb)
is it just me or did we stop hearing about Robert Dear and PP real fast?
Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at December 15, 2015 12:27 PM (qwM5s)
19th century idea and we are trying to transition into the 21st century,
and we are going to do it with multi-ethnic states."
You know what made sure America wasn't 'ethnically pure,' Wes?
Slavery. Maybe that would help clean up that nasty white Europe.
Posted by: LA Skools Kommon Korps Kwestion at December 15, 2015 12:27 PM (oVJmc)
Yeah, ditto. Though in my case it was more middle school than high school. We'd all go stand out by the town library across the road.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at December 15, 2015 12:27 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 15, 2015 12:27 PM (F26eZ)
My son got the Afghanistan trip last year. He told me what he saw there.In my case, this was the Reagan Era. They sent my battalion (from the 82nd) up near the Russian border for reasons still unknown to me. It was supposedly a cross-training field problem with the Turks but we had Conexes full of munitions flown in with us. Cold War stuff. Close enough to see our Red Army counterpartslooking back at us. Fun times.
Posted by: troyriser at December 15, 2015 12:27 PM (WuTfJ)
Posted by: Wyatt at December 15, 2015 12:27 PM (Agn5J)
living in a state where there are a continual series of threats, and you
just have to hope the government foils most or all of them.
That would take intelligence to realize that, and so terrorism theater cannot be ruled out.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 15, 2015 12:27 PM (oKE6c)
The LA Unified School District closure is not a "dog and pony" show, but
a viable threat emailed by someone who isn't a liberal, but is probably
a right right Bible thumping gun owner who is upset because President
Obama want's to limit his 2nd Amendment rights that are actually 2nd
Amendment wrongs.
Posted by: Miss Shepard Smith at December 15, 2015 12:28 PM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2015 12:15 PM (mZLmb)
THEN WHO WAS EMAIL?????
Posted by: BurtTC at December 15, 2015 12:25 PM (Dj0WE)
WHO BITCH EMAIL DIS IS???
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at December 15, 2015 12:28 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Bernie! at December 15, 2015 12:28 PM (TxJGV)
Posted by: brak at December 15, 2015 12:28 PM (xwPSp)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 15, 2015 12:28 PM (iQIUe)
Yeah. Local news has shown some clips of him ranting in court - the man is bananas.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 15, 2015 12:29 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 15, 2015 12:29 PM (oVJmc)
My guess some kid didn't study for his common core self worth class test.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 15, 2015 12:29 PM (voOPb)
They never did find the guy who snuck in from Brussels after accomplicing the Paris attack. :/
But I'm pretty sure he doesn't give a shit about LAUSD.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at December 15, 2015 12:30 PM (vn2q2)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 15, 2015 12:30 PM (gf8BH)
There is no fun is islam.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 15, 2015 12:30 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 15, 2015 12:30 PM (2cS/G)
I'll take care of that.
Posted by: B Pagliano at December 15, 2015 12:31 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 15, 2015 12:27 PM (F26eZ)
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I dont wann remember NOTHING. You understand??? And I want to be rich. You know.... somebody important... like an actor
Posted by: fixerupper at December 15, 2015 12:31 PM (8XRCm)
My guess is that they didn't find about this on social media.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 15, 2015 12:31 PM (voOPb)
Non-reciprocal goat love.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2015 12:31 PM (mZLmb)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 15, 2015 12:30 PM (gf8BH)
Liberals unified to fight income inequality, global warming, and adult responsibilities.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 15, 2015 12:31 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at December 15, 2015 12:31 PM (LYCUN)
Without doubt, America is much better off with Muslims contributing to society than under the repressive no Muslim theory of Trump where America will be forced to revert to our 20th century level of mediocrity.
Posted by: Josh Earnest, BHO Buttboy at December 15, 2015 12:32 PM (OiFtZ)
Easy. It's because they hate everything.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 15, 2015 12:32 PM (oKE6c)
I think I can, too, but I only use the app for getting Netflix from the US and UK.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at December 15, 2015 12:32 PM (vn2q2)
Posted by: Chris at December 15, 2015 12:01 PM (LQPji)
No biggie. It's not as though the chirrun are getting an ejucashun there anyways. It's LA, for cryin' out loud.
Posted by: Blano at December 15, 2015 12:32 PM (C3E0x)
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 15, 2015 12:32 PM (F26eZ)
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Nothing scares a Jihadi more than a vagina. It's like they are all gay.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 15, 2015 12:33 PM (oDCMR)
Whew. Email terror threats are known to be only 82.634% credible, while text message error threats are 99.132% credible.
We got off easy this time but I dread the coming terror text message threat. We have decided to close the schools for two years, just to be on the safe side.
Posted by: LA School District Pussy In Charge at December 15, 2015 12:33 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 15, 2015 12:33 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
City schools plus schools in unincorporated areas or neighboring areas that just gave up on running their own school system.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 15, 2015 12:33 PM (9YDUz)
It was called "Chi-Raq."
PS. I posted this smartass comment on Instapundit, and he put it into his post! Yay me and my internet re-posting prowess!
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at December 15, 2015 12:34 PM (DLu2s)
Posted by: Bernie at December 15, 2015 12:34 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: Blano at December 15, 2015 12:32 PM (C3E0x)
No, no. They've got iPads, thanks to the school district. Kids in Compton are probably working out the details of string theory right now.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 15, 2015 12:34 PM (oKE6c)
Now I keeeeeeel you
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 15, 2015 12:34 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 15, 2015 12:34 PM (GGCsk)
While not providing unlimited high-speed internet to the refugee orphans may have prevented this type of mischief, it would have been a violation of their basic human rights. That's not who we are.
Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at December 15, 2015 12:34 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 15, 2015 12:34 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 15, 2015 12:33 PM (9YDUz)
What happens when the city just gives up on running a school system? Or are we looking at it?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 15, 2015 12:35 PM (oKE6c)
There is no fun is islam.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 15, 2015 12:30 PM (LUgeY)
And no days of rest, either.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 15, 2015 12:35 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 15, 2015 12:35 PM (F26eZ)
A threat he helped create in the first place: People who hate the country, inside the country.
Posted by: despair at December 15, 2015 12:36 PM (VrdxH)
He will grace us once again!
In an effort to battle what the White House has called hateful talk by prominent Republicans against Muslims and immigrants, President Obama will give a speech on Tuesday morning at a naturalization ceremony that includes a refugee from Iraq and a Fulbright scholar from Congo.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 15, 2015 12:36 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: The Dope Boys of Compton at December 15, 2015 12:36 PM (OiFtZ)
>> refugee orphans may have prevented this type of mischief,
>> it would have been a violation of their basic human rights.
>> That's not who we are.
Came from an IP in Germany.
Okay, that's easy enough, just sign up for a VPN service with a host in Frankfurt. Doesn't necessarily mean the message originated from there.
Posted by: JEM at December 15, 2015 12:36 PM (o+SC1)
How about we cut out the middleman and educate the kids at home then cut property taxes and eliminate district fees.
Excuse me, Mx. Leechie Unionthug, here is your pink slip and your copy of the restraining order. Repeat after me, "Yes it comes with fries, please pull forward."
Posted by: DM at December 15, 2015 12:36 PM (j/tOh)
Posted by: torabora at December 15, 2015 12:37 PM (jf2CZ)
People who hate the country, inside the country.
Posted by: despair at December 15, 2015 12:36 PM (VrdxH)
The Democratic National Convention isn't for several months yet.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 15, 2015 12:37 PM (gwpf+)
Unified, electrified, bona fide 600 school district.
School district!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 15, 2015 12:37 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Blano at December 15, 2015 12:37 PM (C3E0x)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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A educational behemoth allowing a Principal to earn a seven figure income as an administator. Also requires an administration budget larger than the total amount of expenditures directly funding classroom education. Totally absolves the educational bureaucracy of any meaningful results oriented measurements.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 15, 2015 12:37 PM (8XRCm)
You get the Montgomery, AL public school system.
/mic drop
/exit stage right, riding a triceratops
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 15, 2015 12:37 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: MikeD at December 15, 2015 12:37 PM (uKJIC)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 15, 2015 12:38 PM (E5UB0)
Has Begonia shown up yet to explain how Yeb! will fix a problem like this and make us all safer??
No, but we're here after being bribed by some very powerful supporters.
Posted by: 27 Admirals and Generals at December 15, 2015 12:38 PM (OiFtZ)
It's not like most of them are really there for academics anyway.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 15, 2015 12:38 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 15, 2015 12:38 PM (fWAjv)
That's a direct quote from one of the raghead imams, BTW. Khomeni, IIRC.
Funny how that quote is absent from just about any discussion on that death cult.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 15, 2015 12:38 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: JEM
Could be a Jihadi using a computer in a public library there.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 15, 2015 12:39 PM (FkBIv)
Just sayin'.
Posted by: Blano at December 15, 2015 12:39 PM (C3E0x)
Posted by: torabora at December 15, 2015 12:39 PM (jf2CZ)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 15, 2015 12:40 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 15, 2015 12:37 PM (gwpf+)
And DWS wants us to pay 20 million for it.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 15, 2015 12:40 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: torabora at December 15, 2015 12:41 PM (jf2CZ)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner
Dilbert/Bizarro 2016
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 15, 2015 12:41 PM (FkBIv)
I think I can, too, but I only use the app for getting Netflix from the US and UK.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at December 15, 2015 12:32 PM (vn2q2)
Germany? Bomb threat? Hmmmm if it had been Indy I would have blamed you Heather.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 15, 2015 12:41 PM (voOPb)
Only the ones without parents.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 15, 2015 12:42 PM (XtAzU)
Posted by: Weasel at December 15, 2015 12:42 PM (6xtq3)
Dilbert/Bizarro 2016
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at
I'll vote 3rd party for Gary Larson Far Side
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 15, 2015 12:43 PM (voOPb)
"All the cops are into something. It's like Christmas. You could steal City Hall."
Posted by: Czar Peter at December 15, 2015 12:43 PM (KLyur)
Look what the krauts did to poor Quinn on Homeland.
Then again, I think I read that Radish's MIL gave her 20 gallons of beer for Christmas.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 15, 2015 12:43 PM (iQIUe)
This shit is getting old.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 15, 2015 12:44 PM (KQTmr)
Posted by: Weasel at December 15, 2015 12:42 PM (6xtq3)
Well if they were all dick decorations, that would seem apropos.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 15, 2015 12:44 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: IC at December 15, 2015 12:44 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: pookysgirl at December 15, 2015 12:44 PM (K27gs)
A behemoth gross salary for a superintendent with a small army of VP's and each with executive secretaries and staff beneath them. Endless redundancy. Pull out one person and the place train wrecks anyway.
Posted by: torabora at December 15, 2015 12:44 PM (jf2CZ)
Posted by: Weasel at December 15, 2015 12:42 PM (6xtq3)
Use faggoty. Tell them Milo said it was ok.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 15, 2015 12:45 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Weasel at December 15, 2015 12:42 PM (6xtq3)
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WHO HUNG THE PINK DILDO ON THE HOLIDAY TREE?!?!?!?!
Posted by: fixerupper at December 15, 2015 12:45 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
School districts so-called because they are run by one
Posted by: OregonMuse at December 15, 2015 12:45 PM (MZk6F)
This shit is getting old.
THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE (WHITE) HOUSE!!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 15, 2015 12:45 PM (LUgeY)
Now what the average German teenager wants in return, I'll let the Horde fill me in.
Posted by: pookysgirl at December 15, 2015 12:44 PM (K27gs)
As long as it doesn't mean chunky middle-aged men dancing polkas in leather shorts.....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 15, 2015 12:46 PM (gwpf+)
Why, it's almost as if they're getting cues from someone. As if there would be a pre-arranged signal. From a highly visible source.
/srednop
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 15, 2015 12:46 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: torabora at December 15, 2015 12:46 PM (jf2CZ)
Posted by: The Goat at December 15, 2015 12:46 PM (BrQrN)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 15, 2015 12:46 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Jerry Brown at December 15, 2015 12:46 PM (/eTPT)
Posted by: Jerry Brown at December 15, 2015 12:46 PM (/eTPT)
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psssssst..... Govnuh Moonbeam.
.... bombs are already illegal......
Posted by: fixerupper at December 15, 2015 12:47 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 15, 2015 12:47 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: torabora at December 15, 2015 12:47 PM (jf2CZ)
Other than the whole WWII thing.
And WWI.
Posted by: Dang at December 15, 2015 12:47 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 15, 2015 12:47 PM (iQIUe)
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Eileen????
(too soon?????)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 15, 2015 12:48 PM (8XRCm)
So, when do the usual suspects start calling it a hoax from radical rightwing home schoolers?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 15, 2015 12:48 PM (gwpf+)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 15, 2015 12:48 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: CNN at December 15, 2015 12:49 PM (xwPSp)
Asteroid will pass by the Earth on Christmas Eve. But don't panic!
http://preview.tinyurl.com/pwyvjpx
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 15, 2015 12:49 PM (n48LL)
seems the email had praise for allah.... with a lower case A... something a real Jihadi would never do...
Good catch...
Posted by: BB Wolf at December 15, 2015 12:49 PM (f7rv6)
sense that people worried about terror are boosting his support.
Because reasons. Oh and logic. FFS.
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society - Brian/Sir Robin 2016 at December 15, 2015 12:50 PM (AJeMv)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 15, 2015 12:47 PM (iQIUe)
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Eileen????
(too soon?????)
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unless it was a Japanese baby, then it would be Irene.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at December 15, 2015 12:51 PM (/eTPT)
Other than the whole WWII thing.
And WWI.
Posted by: Dang at December 15, 2015 12:47 PM (2oWD2)
Yeah.... watch out for those Germans...
Posted by: Late Roman Empire at December 15, 2015 12:51 PM (f7rv6)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/pwyvjpx
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 15, 2015 12:49 PM (n48LL)
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Merry Fckuing Christmas..... bitches.
Posted by: SMOD at December 15, 2015 12:51 PM (8XRCm)
At this point all we need is Email control.
1.You must register your acct with the govt
2.pass a background check
3. provide hard-copies in triplicate through the USPS of all sent and received messages.
Don't you all feel safer now?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 15, 2015 12:51 PM (XtAzU)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 15, 2015 12:51 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 15, 2015 12:51 PM (GrXXa)
(too soon?????)
Posted by: fixerupper
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Come on!
Posted by: Dexie's Midnight Runners at December 15, 2015 12:52 PM (E5UB0)
Asteroid will pass by the Earth on Christmas Eve. But don't panic!
http://preview.tinyurl.com/pwyvjpx
SMOD for Christmas? I need to put some lights on that bullseye I mowed into the back yard.
Gotta make it all festive and all. Maybe put out some milk and cookies while I'm at it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 15, 2015 12:52 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 15, 2015 12:52 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: torabora at December 15, 2015 12:52 PM (jf2CZ)
At this point all we need is Email control.
1.You must register your acct with the govt
2.pass a background check
3. provide hard-copies in triplicate through the USPS of all sent and received messages.
Don't you all feel safer now?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 15, 2015 12:51 PM (XtAzU)
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HELL NO
Posted by: Hilary! at December 15, 2015 12:53 PM (/eTPT)
Posted by: torabora at December 15, 2015 12:53 PM (jf2CZ)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 15, 2015 12:53 PM (E5UB0)
(too soon?????)
Posted by: fixerupper
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Come on!
Posted by: Dexie's Midnight Runners at December 15, 2015 12:52 PM (E5UB0)
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You're gonna need a tissue for that.
Posted by: Mr Whipple at December 15, 2015 12:53 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 15, 2015 12:51 PM (Nwg0u)
Gotta keep that war on female journalists going.
Posted by: Draki at December 15, 2015 12:54 PM (0eidE)
Who's going to feed those poor little democrats?
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 15, 2015 12:54 PM (jJRIy)
* Asteroid 2003 SD220 will still be 6.7 million miles away from Earth
* It is around 1.5 miles wide and moving at a speed of 17.5 miles/second
* Some have said its gravitational pull will cause havoc to our planet
Have these people ever heard of something called "the moon"?
Posted by: despair at December 15, 2015 12:55 PM (VrdxH)
I have standards. And if you don't like those, I have others.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 15, 2015 12:55 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 15, 2015 12:55 PM (Nwg0u)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/pwyvjpx
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 15, 2015 12:49 PM (n48LL)
Santa SMOD is Comin' To Town!
Posted by: kbdabear at December 15, 2015 12:55 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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A few years ago, there was a German homeschool family seeking asylum here. Not sure how that eventually worked out.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 15, 2015 12:56 PM (E5UB0)
Says the administration that has aided and abetted the rise of Black Lives Matter, Occupy and other left wing arsonists/rioters.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 15, 2015 12:57 PM (KQTmr)
Posted by: DM at December 15, 2015 12:36 PM (j/tOh)
Pretty much no saving to the taxpayer.
Most school employees are Salaried... plant costs are fixed... even heating and cooling is automatic.
And most Union contracts have stipulations that if the employer sends you home for some reason... you still get paid...
Posted by: Late Roman Empire at December 15, 2015 12:57 PM (f7rv6)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 15, 2015 12:56 PM (E5UB0)
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DENIED!!!
And deported.
Because thats who we are.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 15, 2015 12:57 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 15, 2015 12:58 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 15, 2015 12:58 PM (iQIUe)
sense that people worried about terror are boosting his support.
Because reasons. Oh and logic. FFS.
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society - Brian/Sir Robin 2016 at December 15, 2015 12:50 PM (AJeMv)
We're probably about one Trump press conference away from some moonbat lefty committing a mass murder because "Trump's rhetoric made me do it! He must be made to shut up before deranged lefties kill again!"
Posted by: Country Singer at December 15, 2015 12:58 PM (8Y7+f)
NY Slime mentions that final exams were scheduled today.
Nah, that couldn't have any thing to do with this, nothing I tell you, nothing.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 15, 2015 12:59 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 15, 2015 12:56 PM (E5UB0)
I'm pretty sure the Obama administration told them to go fuck themselves.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 15, 2015 12:59 PM (kpqmD)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/pwyvjpx"
In the same sense that Mars passes by the Earth every 15 months or so. Oh no! The Sun is passing by the Earth too!
Posted by: Dr. Nick at December 15, 2015 12:59 PM (k3w9p)
the lost the asylum appeal but were not deported IIRC
Posted by: brak at December 15, 2015 12:59 PM (xwPSp)
Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at December 15, 2015 01:00 PM (1BQGO)
If Donald Trump would simply sit down and shut up, America would no longer be forced to endure Islamic threats, and we could live a peaceful co-existence with people who hate Trump and his followers.
Posted by: Brian Williams at December 15, 2015 01:02 PM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 15, 2015 01:03 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 15, 2015 12:56 PM (E5UB0)
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DENIED!!!
And deported.
Because thats who we are.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 15, 2015 12:57 PM (8XRCm)
Actually, they've gotten an "indefinite" deferral, so they get to stay for awhile.
http://abcn.ws/1e2HETC
Posted by: Country Singer at December 15, 2015 01:03 PM (8Y7+f)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 15, 2015 01:04 PM (fWAjv)
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Good for them. Lat I read the administration was seeking to send them packing back to Germany.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 15, 2015 01:05 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at December 15, 2015 01:05 PM (/eTPT)
A variant is the tyranny of experts i.e. so that no municipal bureaucrat can be accused of laxity, they must all adopt "official" standards for everything, so that every intersection on dusty road must be wide enough to accommodate two firetrucks going in opposite directions, have double lane markings, a blinking light, a zebra crosswalk and a bumpy ramp access for wheelchairs.
Posted by: Ex NYC Peasant buying dried foods at December 15, 2015 01:05 PM (k8tEg)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 15, 2015 01:06 PM (8XRCm)
Meh. Ain't shit gonna happen so.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 15, 2015 01:06 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Weasel at December 15, 2015 01:06 PM (6xtq3)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 15, 2015 01:05 PM (8XRCm)
Because booting out Christian homeschooling families and welcoming every young male from western-hating Mideast countries is who we are now.
Posted by: OregonMuse at December 15, 2015 01:08 PM (MZk6F)
Posted by: despair at December 15, 2015 12:36 PM (VrdxH)
Now in fairness, Obama did not create the Democrat Party.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 15, 2015 01:10 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Dan Rather at December 15, 2015 01:10 PM (k8tEg)
An email is now considered as credible by that nutty old fella, aka the superintendent who promptly shut down the 2nd largest school district.
The mayor is now stating that he did not shut it down due to an email, he is not so old and nutty as the superintendent so he will just vaguely back him on his shark jumping decision. Th mayor also says he does not want people like...Me, for instance, pointing out terrorists are now living rent free in their heads due to government utter incompetent or almost willful entry of said terrorists into this country.
I think its safe to say that a president has been set with this mass school closure. Any Tom, Dick, and Harry can now bounce an email from a location in Germany for these idiots in LA to shut it all down.
Now back to listening to this assembly line of LA leaders gush on about how the children are safe, safe,safe and to hopefully say it long enough and with the proper amount of feeling so that everyone else won't notice this idiotic decision.
Posted by: Drider at December 15, 2015 01:15 PM (bdzyz)
Posted by: unfatmatt at December 15, 2015 01:15 PM (ofDwz)
leaders gush on about how the children are safe, safe,safe and to
hopefully say it long enough and with the proper amount of feeling so
that everyone else won't notice this idiotic decision.
Posted by: Drider at December 15, 2015 01:15 PM (bdzyz)
So all the gangbangers in the LAUSD are now out on the streets. Safe, safe, safe.
Hell, they'd be safer in Fallujah.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 15, 2015 01:16 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 15, 2015 01:17 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 15, 2015 01:37 PM (Kucy5)
Posted by: Bob in Houston. at December 15, 2015 02:47 PM (XRxxn)
Posted by: John McClane at December 15, 2015 03:10 PM (TrVLA)
Oh, wait...
Posted by: J Moses Browning at December 15, 2015 05:26 PM (GZCRo)
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