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All of LA's 800+ Schools Shut Down Over "Credible" Terror Threat

A "credible" threat which, by its basic nature, seems not so credible. This happens a lot at schools. I hate to be That Guy who just says "Teenagers!," but, you know: "Teenagers!"

Here's what I think: Owing to the unserious manner with which liberal governments have handled terrorism, they are now required, politically, to treat seriously threats which probably are not all that serious.

That's the way it always works. When you get caught acting incompetently or unseriously, you then have to put on a great show about how competent and serious you are now, by overreacting to things. Al Gore and John McCain both got caught taking dirty campaign money -- and then, wouldn't you know it, they both became the eagerest little beavers for something called Campaign Finance Reform. Surprisingly enough!

Why, it's almost as if, having been caught dirty, they had to overreact to everything to show how clean they were.

A government which was doing the small things rights would not feel the need to put on a Security Theater show to Reassure the Masses.

Update: The IP of the email the threat came from is located in Germany.

Eh, I guess that adds something to the "credibility."

Posted by: Ace at 11:55 AM




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1 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at December 15, 2015 11:56 AM (kff5f)

2 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at December 15, 2015 11:57 AM (kff5f)

3 Nah, it's totally a credible threat. I'm sure the one calling in the threat sounded like a white, hetero, christian male.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at December 15, 2015 11:57 AM (kff5f)

4 Bratton said NY received the same exact threat which he deemed not serious.

He further stated there were things written that made it "clear" it was a hoax.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 15, 2015 11:58 AM (GGCsk)

5 It's the SCOAMF who alerts his targets before he strikes, not ISIS.

Posted by: weew at December 15, 2015 11:58 AM (EaEMG)

6 Is this like the other warning emails that terrorists in the past haven't sent?

Posted by: Dang at December 15, 2015 11:59 AM (2oWD2)

7 I have never heard of this kind of threat hoax on such a wide scale (it happened here today, as well).

Posted by: Brunnhilde at December 15, 2015 12:00 PM (aW5/6)

8 Yeah. The Government only does two things, ignore problems and overreact to the wrong ones.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Sooth! at December 15, 2015 12:00 PM (evdj2)

9

There's a bomb!

In.....uh.....a backpack!

For reals, dude!....uh...um, I mean, For real, infidel pig dog!

Posted by: The I-Didn't-Study-For-My-Math-Test Liberation Front at December 15, 2015 12:00 PM (0cMkb)

10 Bwaaaahahahaha!

They can't even do pretend competence competently.

From the article:
Parents with questions were initially urged to call 213-241-2064, but by 8:15 a.m. district officials said the number was no longer working.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at December 15, 2015 12:00 PM (kff5f)

11 It's like California likes shooting itself in the foot.

Posted by: Draki at December 15, 2015 12:00 PM (0eidE)

12 You just have to Trust Ahmed(TM).

Posted by: Feh at December 15, 2015 12:01 PM (3leF2)

13 Posted by: The I-Didn't-Study-For-My-Math-Test Liberation Front at December 15, 2015 12:00 PM (0cMkb)

Yeah. It *is* time for semester finals, after all.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at December 15, 2015 12:01 PM (M1uf/)

14 What about all the Children running around loose now? If something happens to one of them .....

Posted by: donna at December 15, 2015 12:01 PM (/dSsq)

15 California shot itself in the head a long time ago.

Posted by: Feh at December 15, 2015 12:01 PM (3leF2)

16 Bratton said NY received the same exact threat which he deemed not serious.

He further stated there were things written that made it "clear" it was a hoax.


Yeah. "This is a hoax, dad. We want to go to the zoo."

Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2015 12:01 PM (mZLmb)

17 whats the cost to the city for in lost productivity for the day. 700k kids and probably an equal number of parents taking off of work to come pick them up

Posted by: Chris at December 15, 2015 12:01 PM (LQPji)

18 Let me guess, another kid made a clock

Posted by: weew at December 15, 2015 12:01 PM (EaEMG)

19 Unfirst!

Yeah, California's f***ed. As usual.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 15, 2015 12:02 PM (9krrF)

20 The obvious solution is to indoctrinate the children at Happy Fun Camp.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 15, 2015 12:02 PM (oVJmc)

21 What about all the Children running around loose now? If something happens to one of them .....

Yeah. What % of parents do you think actually took off work to be home with their minor children instead of being at work today?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at December 15, 2015 12:02 PM (M1uf/)

22 Hmm, hoax by kid or by teacher? Or just someone wanting to disrupt things by making a city scramble to find backup child care?

Posted by: PaleRider at December 15, 2015 12:02 PM (1OLmv)

23 no clock, they received a threat "electronically"

some jihad moe tweeted something?

Posted by: Feh at December 15, 2015 12:03 PM (3leF2)

24 BREAKING NEWSZF Newsfeed - Officials say the last IP address of the email threat made against #LAUSD was traced to Frankfurt, Germany. CBSLA

Posted by: Stay out da bushes at December 15, 2015 12:03 PM (yioUz)

25 Didn't I just hear that New York received the same threat, and they found it not credible?

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 15, 2015 12:03 PM (F26eZ)

26
CBS Philly
JUST IN: Officials say the last IP address of the email threat made against was traced to Frankfurt, Germany.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 15, 2015 12:03 PM (kdS6q)

27 I saw it on South Park and thought it would be funny.

Posted by: Connor Miller, age 11 at December 15, 2015 12:03 PM (msPO3)

28 It's like California likes shooting itself in the foot gender-neutral genitalia.

Posted by: Draki at December 15, 2015 12:00 PM (0eidE)


FIFY

Posted by: The Fools Golden Hat at December 15, 2015 12:04 PM (vBeA5)

29 I assume the terror threat was some conservative speaking on one of their campuses.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 15, 2015 12:04 PM (TJCSB)

30 If it came from "overseas" that does make it suspicious... There probably is more to this than We know.... Maybe something to do with the San Bernadino thing?

Posted by: donna at December 15, 2015 12:04 PM (/dSsq)

31 Yeah. What % of parents do you think actually took off work to be home with their minor children instead of being at work today?


For those in K-5th, hopefully a shit load.
I'd hate to think someone would let a second grader just roam the neighborhood.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2015 12:04 PM (mZLmb)

32 Unpossible. Muslims in Germany are the Solution to all our problems.

Posted by: Feh at December 15, 2015 12:04 PM (3leF2)

33 An email threat from Frankfurt Germany. Hmmm.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2015 12:04 PM (/tuJf)

34 BREAKING NEWSZF Newsfeed - Officials say the last IP address of the email threat made against #LAUSD was traced to Frankfurt, Germany. CBSLA


In fairness, I could comment from Helsinki if I wanted to.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Sooth! at December 15, 2015 12:05 PM (evdj2)

35 Just before Christm...errr...Holiday vacation. They were totally hoaxed.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 15, 2015 12:05 PM (r65B3)

36


I dont think it matters if its credible or not

Parents in LA county now feel unsafe. In California

people are getting sick of this shit

Posted by: ThunderB at December 15, 2015 12:05 PM (zOTsN)

37 German Lutherans gettin' uppity again.

Posted by: Feh at December 15, 2015 12:05 PM (3leF2)

38 CBS Philly
JUST IN: Officials say the last IP address of the email threat made against was traced to Frankfurt, Germany.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 15, 2015 12:03 PM (kdS6q)



Sounds like some kids were hot doggin'.



Boom- in before Muldoon!

Posted by: naturalfake at December 15, 2015 12:05 PM (0cMkb)

39 I wouldnt read too much into the Germany IP. Its extremely easy to send emails from foreign servers or spoof them so it has other IP addresses in there.

Posted by: Chris at December 15, 2015 12:05 PM (LQPji)

40 There is an 18 year old U of Missouri student who has been arrested for making a terrorist threat on something called YakYak.

He's from South St. Louis County. Now, if he had a Bosnian name, I could believe it. But he doesn't. His name is Nathan.

I know exactly where he lives (the area, not the actual house). He's not a terrorist. He's a stupid 18 year old kid.

This my friends... may I call you my friends?... This is the new normal.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 15, 2015 12:06 PM (Dj0WE)

41 Emails sent from Germany...hey way to go merkel...why don't you let more muslims into germany? I mean what could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 15, 2015 12:06 PM (gf8BH)

42 t's like California likes shooting itself in the foot gender-neutral genitalia.

Posted by: Draki at December 15, 2015 12:00 PM (0eidE)

FIFY
Posted by: The Fools Golden Hat at December 15, 2015 12:04 PM (vBeA5)

You didn't fix it! You mangled it with your Caitlyn Jenner insanity!

Posted by: Draki at December 15, 2015 12:06 PM (0eidE)

43
I dont think it matters if its credible or not

Parents in LA county now feel unsafe. In California

people are getting sick of this shit

Especially after it was learned that the terrorists in San Bernadino had schools on their cell phones...

Posted by: donna at December 15, 2015 12:06 PM (/dSsq)

44 This happens a lot at schools. I hate to be That Guy who just says "Teenagers!," but, you know: "Teenagers!"

Yeah. We had so many bomb threats in school its hard for me to take them seriously.

Posted by: Lea at December 15, 2015 12:06 PM (lIU4e)

45 If it came from "overseas" that does make it suspicious... There probably is more to this than We know.... Maybe something to do with the San Bernadino thing?

Proxy servers are a thing. And Frankfurt, Germany isn't exactly a hotbed of terrorism.

Unless this is the new Zimbabwe Prince scam. "We'll blow up all your schools unless you send us your social security number and bank account information..."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at December 15, 2015 12:06 PM (M1uf/)

46 26
CBS Philly
JUST IN: Officials say the last IP address of the email threat made against was traced to Frankfurt, Germany.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 15, 2015 12:03 PM (kdS6q)

So now there's some nerd in Frankfurt laughing away at the stupid Amerikanischen. Just great.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at December 15, 2015 12:06 PM (RD7QR)

47 CBS Philly
JUST IN: Officials say the last IP address of the email threat made against was traced to Frankfurt, Germany.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 15, 2015 12:03 PM (kdS6q)


Sounds like some kids were hot doggin'.



Yeah. It was some sour kraut.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2015 12:06 PM (mZLmb)

48
Oh, and the emergency contact number that the LAUSD gave out to call? Wasn't working all morning while this was going on.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 15, 2015 12:06 PM (kdS6q)

49 An email threat from Frankfurt Germany. Hmmm.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2015 12:04 PM (/tuJf)


Because proxy servers don't exist...

Posted by: The Hat by Proxy at December 15, 2015 12:06 PM (vBeA5)

50 "There is no place in modern Europe for ethnically pure states. That's a 19th century idea and we are trying to transition into the 21st century, and we are going to do it with multi-ethnic states."

Wesley Clark, ex-NATO Supreme Commander

Posted by: Feh at December 15, 2015 12:07 PM (3leF2)

51 900 schools, 200 charters. Thats 1100 schools

Posted by: ThunderB at December 15, 2015 12:07 PM (zOTsN)

52 democrat kids most hurt. So did any private schools in LA close?



I doubt it.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 15, 2015 12:07 PM (jJRIy)

53 An email threat from Frankfurt Germany. Hmmm.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2015 12:04 PM (/tuJf)

Because proxy servers don't exist...
Posted by: The Hat by Proxy at December 15, 2015 12:06 PM (vBeA5)

Poppycock! The Lutherans are getting ready to raise hell and bake something evil.

Posted by: Draki at December 15, 2015 12:07 PM (0eidE)

54 Got two identical emails from my son's district (Orange County) that school was going on as usual, safety prime concern, etc. Sent AFTER I dropped him off at school, of course.

Then they sent out an email offering condolences to the Newton families, and that safety was top priority, etc, blah. Looks like it was written 3 years ago ("this morning's tragedy," etc.).

Top.
Men.

Posted by: hindmost at December 15, 2015 12:08 PM (txZUu)

55 BREAKING NEWSZF Newsfeed - Officials say the last IP address of the
email threat made against #LAUSD was traced to Frankfurt, Germany. CBSLA



And a computer proficient teenager could figure out how to route their email through a foreign IP. Or get their buddy Klaus who they met playing COD Black Ops to do it for them.


Either this is a hoax, or it's a distraction from the real target. I don't know many actual terrorists who WARN their targets ahead of time.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at December 15, 2015 12:08 PM (4df7R)

56 CBS Philly
JUST IN: Officials say the last IP address of the email threat made against was traced to Frankfurt, Germany.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 15, 2015 12:03 PM (kdS6q)


Sounds like some kids were hot doggin'.



Boom- in before Muldoon!
Posted by: naturalfake at December 15, 2015 12:05 PM (0cMkb)


I too, am a Frankfurter.

Posted by: Zombie JFK at December 15, 2015 12:08 PM (Dj0WE)

57 Bet it happens more after today.

Posted by: Pete Rose at December 15, 2015 12:08 PM (msPO3)

58 >>Because proxy servers don't exist...

And Muslim terrorists don't usually send warnings.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2015 12:08 PM (/tuJf)

59 One of those things that you are screwed either way. Yeah there probably isn't a real threat. But then nobody wants to be the school official that didn't close down the school when a threat was made and now some kids are dead.

Posted by: buzzion at December 15, 2015 12:09 PM (zt+N6)

60 52
democrat kids most hurt. So did any private schools in LA close?



I doubt it.


Posted by: Nip Sip at December 15, 2015 12:07 PM (jJRIy)


I read at the Daily Wire that some private Jewish schools in the area have closed.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at December 15, 2015 12:09 PM (4df7R)

61 Bet it happens more after today.

Posted by: Pete Rose




ISWYDT

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Sooth! at December 15, 2015 12:09 PM (evdj2)

62 Wait...What!!!???
AllenG...you mean the Zimbabwe Prince isn't real???
But he seemed so nice...even talked like Yoda.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 15, 2015 12:09 PM (r65B3)

63 BREAKING -- Lutherans world-wide threaten to withhold crispy onion shred toppings from their casseroles.

Posted by: Feh at December 15, 2015 12:09 PM (3leF2)

64 Totally OT but I've been watching Man in the High Castle on Amazon Prime video. It's pretty good so far.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 15, 2015 12:09 PM (kpqmD)

65 Bureaucrats are only interested in covering their asses. We are in a zero-tolerance culture, and part of that is not being willing to take any risks, no matter how small.

It reminds me of the guy we were talking about... maybe a year ago from the FDA. The one who would drive on the highway in the fast lane going 55 during rush hour and had never once approved a drug for use.

Interestingly, I have a friend that develops drugs and she has nothing but respect for the people that she deals with at FDA.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 15, 2015 12:09 PM (F26eZ)

66
Either this is a hoax, or it's a distraction from the real target. I don't know many actual terrorists who WARN their targets ahead of time.

That's what I said earlier, but I was reminded that just the "fear" factor was terrorism enough....

Posted by: donna at December 15, 2015 12:09 PM (/dSsq)

67 Hoax threats benefit Hillary. She can then point at them and say, 'Oh you silly people, getting upset over nothing'.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 15, 2015 12:09 PM (7v/r5)

68 Poppycock! The Lutherans are getting ready to raise hell and bake something evil.

Posted by: Draki at December 15, 2015 12:07 PM (0eidE)


I blame the Amish... they even have a mafia! I saw it on the teevee...

Posted by: LIV at December 15, 2015 12:09 PM (vBeA5)

69 Posted by: Diogenes at December 15, 2015 12:09 PM (r65B3)

It's not nice to make the man with Super Bronchitis laugh that hard.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at December 15, 2015 12:10 PM (M1uf/)

70 Mmm. Berliner.

Posted by: homer simpson at December 15, 2015 12:10 PM (DLIIY)

71 Granny grabbing time!
because Security

Posted by: Bob from TSA at December 15, 2015 12:10 PM (yvwr7)

72 Because proxy servers don't exist...

And Muslim terrorists don't usually send warnings.



They do now. All it cost them was one email. That's it.
Not even a fake backpack bomb.

Just an email.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2015 12:10 PM (mZLmb)

73 School's been blown to pieces.

Posted by: Alice Cooper at December 15, 2015 12:10 PM (FkBIv)

74 62 Wait...What!!!???
AllenG...you mean the Zimbabwe Prince isn't real???
But he seemed so nice...even talked like Yoda.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 15, 2015 12:09 PM (r65B3)

Send your bank information you will. Generous fee you will receive. Yes.

Posted by: Prince Nkum-Ndangdang at December 15, 2015 12:10 PM (RD7QR)

75 60 52
democrat kids most hurt. So did any private schools in LA close?



I doubt it.


Posted by: Nip Sip at December 15, 2015 12:07 PM (jJRIy)

I read at the Daily Wire that some private Jewish schools in the area have closed.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at December 15, 2015 12:09 PM (4df7R)

All the Jews stayed home from school. Just like 9-11 man!

*bong rip*

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 15, 2015 12:10 PM (kpqmD)

76 Hoax threats benefit Hillary. She can then point at them and say, 'Oh you silly people, getting upset over nothing'.

Sure. Nothing to worry about, like a dead ambassador or anything.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 15, 2015 12:10 PM (oVJmc)

77 Mennonite are from Germany. Sounds like they found out what the Internet can do.

Posted by: Achmed, the Dead Terrorist at December 15, 2015 12:11 PM (smkBM)

78
That's what I said earlier, but I was reminded that just the "fear" factor was terrorism enough....

Posted by: donna at December 15, 2015 12:09 PM (/dSsq)

Honestly, I'm all for keeping your kids out of the public school system, especially in Left Coast California. Less time in the classroom is less indoctrination.
Thanks, threat-senders!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at December 15, 2015 12:11 PM (4df7R)

79 RAPE!

Posted by: Cuz it's Tuesday at December 15, 2015 12:11 PM (VAsIq)

80 School's been blown to pieces.
Posted by: Alice Cooper at December 15, 2015 12:10 P

Okay We have Our culprit!

Posted by: donna at December 15, 2015 12:11 PM (/dSsq)

81 8 Yeah. The Government only does two things, ignore problems and overreact to the wrong ones.


And they both cost us money.

Posted by: despair at December 15, 2015 12:11 PM (VrdxH)

82 Here's what I think: Owing to the unserious manner with which liberal governments have handled terrorism, they are now required, politically, to treat seriously threats which probably are not all that serious.

Cue the kid who chewed his Pop Tart into the shape of a gun.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 15, 2015 12:11 PM (LUgeY)

83 Aren't the LA schools so bad that the parents actually had to form an organization to push for reform? So what's wrong with a day off? They wouldn't have learned much there any way.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 15, 2015 12:11 PM (E5UB0)

84 On the bright side, it is one less day of indoctrination.

Posted by: SH at December 15, 2015 12:11 PM (gmeXX)

85 Cue the kid who chewed his Pop Tart into the shape of a gun.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 15, 2015 12:11 PM (LUgeY)


And the kid who had to cover up his Star Wars tshirt because it included a picture of a blaster.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at December 15, 2015 12:12 PM (4df7R)

86 That bomb threat was called in from out of the country. I would not have considered that a "credible" threat.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 15, 2015 12:12 PM (t2KH5)

87 Super Bronchitis! That's the way to go. No ordinary run-of-the-mill bronchitis for you!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 15, 2015 12:12 PM (r65B3)

88 That's what I said earlier, but I was reminded that just the "fear" factor was terrorism enough....

--

C'mon, it wasn't that bad.

Posted by: Joe Rogan (host of Fear Factor) at December 15, 2015 12:12 PM (VAsIq)

89 Hoax threats benefit Hillary. She can then point at them and say, 'Oh you silly people, getting upset over nothing'.



Hoax threat helps Trump.
"See! We shoulda banned all muzzies!"

Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2015 12:12 PM (mZLmb)

90 this tells me local officials in CA do not trust the feds know what they are doing when it comes to terrorism


I dont blame them for that

Posted by: ThunderB at December 15, 2015 12:12 PM (zOTsN)

91 Schools Out Forever.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 15, 2015 12:12 PM (oDCMR)

92 RAPE!
Posted by: Cuz it's Tuesday at December 15, 2015 12:11 PM (VAsIq)

Reminds me, I can't wait for Thursday.

Posted by: Draki at December 15, 2015 12:12 PM (0eidE)

93 A thin veneer of apparent competence is easier to achieve than actual competence.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 15, 2015 12:13 PM (oVJmc)

94 Reassure the Masses.

---

Reassure them Asses.

Posted by: I moved on letter, and you'll never guess what happened! at December 15, 2015 12:13 PM (VAsIq)

95 86
That bomb threat was called in from out of the country. I would not have considered that a "credible" threat.


Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 15, 2015 12:12 PM (t2KH5)


It wasn't even called. It was emailed. That's awful nice of them isn't it? Leaving a digital paper trail like that which could easily be followed back to the source?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at December 15, 2015 12:13 PM (4df7R)

96 84 On the bright side, it is one less day of indoctrination.

Posted by: SH at December 15, 2015 12:11 PM (gmeXX)


Actually, no. They have to make this day up by adding one on to the end of the school year. I think that's the law.

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 15, 2015 12:13 PM (MZk6F)

97 That bomb threat was called in from out of the country. I would not have considered that a "credible" threat.
P
osted by: Vic-we have no party at December 15, 2015 12:12 PM (t2KH5)


that in itself isnt disqualifiying

terror cells in the US have been directed and inspired from overseas

Posted by: ThunderB at December 15, 2015 12:14 PM (zOTsN)

98 Bomb threats are the wurst!

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 15, 2015 12:15 PM (2cS/G)

99 "Officials say the last IP address of the email threat made against was traced to Frankfurt, Germany."


Which means nothing if they use a proxy or VPN.

Posted by: despair at December 15, 2015 12:15 PM (VrdxH)

100 67 Hoax threats benefit Hillary. She can then point at them and say, 'Oh you silly people, getting upset over nothing'.


going all in on muslim immigration and muslims behaving themselves shows what a political genius she is.

Posted by: x at December 15, 2015 12:15 PM (57fhp)

101 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at December 15, 2015 12:15 PM (GwIKd)

102 And the kid who had to cover up his Star Wars tshirt because it included a picture of a blaster.

I have a dream that one day, skool administrators will adopt the Constitution as the basis for their regulations.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 15, 2015 12:15 PM (LUgeY)

103 Al Gore and John McCain both got caught taking dirty campaign money -- and then, wouldn't you know it, they both became the eagerest little beavers for something called Campaign Finance Reform.

Though Juan McShame let barky break every single campaign finance law on the books (not to mention tons of other laws and violating the very notion of sovereignty by holding the largest political rally of the campaign, and perhaps US history, in a friggin foreign land, for friggin foreigners, financed in part by a friggin foreign government) without even so much as a peep.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 15, 2015 12:15 PM (zc3Db)

104 It wasn't even called. It was emailed. That's awful nice of them isn't it? Leaving a digital paper trail like that which could easily be followed back to the source?




THE EMAIL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE DISTRICT!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2015 12:15 PM (mZLmb)

105 Seriously, this looks like somebody in the school district trying to pad their resume'. "Initialized proactive security-related mumblefuck measures in a timely manner."

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at December 15, 2015 12:15 PM (RD7QR)

106 Distractions aside, I hope the right wing media won't just drop the Rosalind Brewer story, like they do most other blatant left wing outrages.

Posted by: jwest at December 15, 2015 12:15 PM (Zs4uk)

107 In the American education system, everyone's first response now if CYA. Even if this threat is credible, it'll just be the impetus for kids to call in threats to earn a day off.

Posted by: Wyatt at December 15, 2015 12:16 PM (kFnmp)

108 C'mon, it wasn't that bad.
Posted by: Joe Rogan (host of Fear Factor)


Hey, any show that makes hot women eat penis on prime time TV is going to get the moron approval.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 15, 2015 12:16 PM (jhqr1)

109
This is the life. You just run around and play with a pink bucket:


http://www.ustream.tv/channel/goatslive

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 15, 2015 12:16 PM (iQIUe)

110 Not so much a case of overreacting to put on a show. I'd say it's more likely that because of the immigration policy, they've demonstrably created a dangerous, unstable situation where all threats like this have to be taken seriously. But it's Dem on Dem damage, so it's hard to care enough other than to point and laugh. They will never get it. Not even after this.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 15, 2015 12:16 PM (E5UB0)

111
Ace wrote, "A government which was doing the small things rights would not feel the need to put on a Security Theater show to Reassure the Masses." I hate that word, 'the Masses' almost as much as I hate the word 'consumer', for much the same reasons.

Many years ago (decades ago, actually), I was dating a girl attending the University of Michigan at Ann Arbor. I drove up from Indianpolis every weekend: she was that awesome. We were invited to this party where, at one point, these very entitled, very liberal young adults were talking about Third World poverty. This one kid, a law student, started going on about how The Masses didn't truly know how poor they were since poverty was all they knew and thereforethey had no basis for comparison.

While this uber-liberal twit was going on about The Masses, I remembered (and still remember) this little girl I saw in a bad part of Istanbul when I was in the Army. She was about eight or nine and wore hardly more than rags and wasdrawing water from a neighborhood well, the kind where you had to pump the water by hand. It was winter time andthis kidwas barefooted,up to her ankles in freezing water. She made me shiver just watching her. She knew what poverty was. She knew how bad she had it.

My then-girlfriend was watching my face and got me out of there before I did or said somethingstupid.

Anyway, that's howthe Leftviews us, you know: The Masses, which I gather is defined as that which they are not.

Posted by: troyriser at December 15, 2015 12:17 PM (WuTfJ)

112 which was doing the small things rights would not feel the need

A #governmentatwerk doing AnyThing right would be too busy.

Posted by: DaveA at December 15, 2015 12:17 PM (DL2i+)

113 Where is Obama - shouldn't he be out in front lecturing that closing schools "it just what ISIS wants!"?


Posted by: Lizzy at December 15, 2015 12:17 PM (NOIQH)

114 I have this sneaky feeling that the threat will turn out to be "credible" because it will help Obama to look like his team stopped a credible threat. Now it may be credible - it may not - we may just be told its credible. Everything is PR. Even if it really is credible, because Obama has made everything about PR, I'll just assume it wasn't credible.

Posted by: SH at December 15, 2015 12:17 PM (gmeXX)

115 Actually, no. They have to make this day up by adding one on to the end of the school year. I think that's the law.

At the HS in Iowa where I got my third-grade education, the seniors don't have to come back and make up the time.

There was one 75-and-sunny May someone diffferent made threats every afternoon for a week.

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at December 15, 2015 12:17 PM (vn2q2)

116 Establishment publication Politico confirms the repeated warnings of Senators Sen. Jeff Sessions
and Sen. Richard Shelby
, that Rep. Paul Ryans
omnibus spending bill will fully fund President Obamas refugee resettlement operation.

Breitbart

Ryan is as bad or worse the the Boner. We are getting SOLD OUT again.

And THAT is why Trump is ahead

CUE THE SHILL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 15, 2015 12:18 PM (gf8BH)

117 President Shit-Mida doesn't speak without knowing all the facts, Lizzy.

/sarc

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 15, 2015 12:18 PM (F26eZ)

118 We used to get a lot of bomb threats at out local HS. They stopped when to school quit sending students home and instead made them stand outside until the school was searched. And rain was not an excuse.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 15, 2015 12:18 PM (t2KH5)

119 Either this is a hoax, or it's a distraction from the real target. I don't know many actual terrorists who WARN their targets ahead of time.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth

The IRA was famous for doing exactly this.

1. Declare a campaign.
2. Stage one or two real attacks
3. Make calls to various targets in advance, and tell them what to look for.


Most of the 'devices' were in some way disabled (lacking some compoenent).

Terrorists are inflicting terror and disrupting civil order. This is a way to do that.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 15, 2015 12:18 PM (326rv)

120 Fortunately, shutting down LAUSD schools won't diminish how much students learn today.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 15, 2015 12:18 PM (oKE6c)

121 Here's what I think: Owing to the unserious manner with which liberal governments have handled terrorism, they are now required, politically, to treat seriously threats which probably are not all that serious.

It's that, but it's also the fact taht our schools are run by the biggest bunch of pussies one could ever imagine. Around here, they lock down the schools and terrorize the kids if someone is jaywalking 5 miles away ... "just in case". They also shut down the schools if there is even the prediction of an inch of snow. Meanwhile, when I was a kid we used to sit by the radio with 7 inches on the ground and it falling like there's no tomorrow, begging for our number to be called, to no avail.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 15, 2015 12:18 PM (zc3Db)

122 Where is Obama - shouldn't he be out in front lecturing that closing schools "it just what ISIS wants!"?

I hear ISIS doesn't want us to close the golf courses in Hawaii for the next month. *ahem*

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at December 15, 2015 12:18 PM (vn2q2)

123 "And Frankfurt, Germany isn't exactly a hotbed of terrorism."

#twoweeks

Posted by: Angela Merkin at December 15, 2015 12:18 PM (VrdxH)

124 but yeah advance warnings? no

claiming credit, yes

Posted by: ThunderB at December 15, 2015 12:19 PM (zOTsN)

125 Posted by: troyriser at December 15, 2015 12:17 PM (WuTfJ)

The Army sent you Turkey? You should see the poor in Afghanistan.

Posted by: Draki at December 15, 2015 12:19 PM (0eidE)

126 And the kid who had to cover up his Star Wars tshirt because it included a picture of a blaster.

If I were that kid's family's lawyer, I'd send in kids to take pictures of anyone wearing MLB gear with the baseball player logo. The mafia were pretty proficient with a baseball bat as a weapon you know.

Zero tolerance!

Posted by: bonhomme at December 15, 2015 12:19 PM (jhqr1)

Posted by: Irongrampa at December 15, 2015 12:20 PM (jeCnD)

128 This Just In:

All those trailers we put out, with the light sabers and what appear to be stormtroopers trying to blast the heros?

Those are all actually walkie talkies.

Posted by: Dinsey Studios at December 15, 2015 12:20 PM (Dj0WE)

129 >>THE EMAIL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE DISTRICT!


Email tracks back to school computer, likely users a teacher who really, really needed to finish up her Christmas shopping, you guys!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 15, 2015 12:20 PM (NOIQH)

130 If Achmed has three bombs and Mohammad has two bombs, how many do they have?

The answer is ZERO!!! If you got any other answer, report to Re-education.

Posted by: LA Skools Kommon Korps Kwestion at December 15, 2015 12:20 PM (oVJmc)

131 If we just had individual schools instead of school districts the terrorists would have to make a lot more phone calls. So would the teachers unions.

Posted by: DaveA at December 15, 2015 12:20 PM (DL2i+)

132 So who gets the most overtime pay? Police? Fire? Teachers?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 15, 2015 12:20 PM (oDCMR)

133 Either this is a hoax, or it's a distraction from the real target.

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John McClain is one step ahead of you.

Posted by: SH at December 15, 2015 12:20 PM (gmeXX)

134 So this what anti Moslem backlash looks like?

Posted by: Yo! at December 15, 2015 12:20 PM (GwIKd)

135 Reassure the Masses.

---

Reassure them Asses.





The Penis Mightier!

Posted by: Sean Connery at December 15, 2015 12:21 PM (evdj2)

136 50 "There is no place in modern Europe for ethnically pure states. That's a 19th century idea and we are trying to transition into the 21st century, and we are going to do it with multi-ethnic states."

Wesley Clark, ex-NATO Supreme Commander
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Because "diversity" means destroying different cultures and making everyplace look the same.

Posted by: Angela Merkin at December 15, 2015 12:21 PM (VrdxH)

137 113 Where is Obama - shouldn't he be out in front lecturing that closing schools "it just what ISIS wants!"?
Posted by: Lizzy at December 15, 2015 12:17 PM (NOIQH)




Closing schools? Denying our children an education? That's not who we are!


Giving them a shitty, leftist-oriented education, and pretending that giving ghetto losers iPads will make them brilliant, THAT'S who we are.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 15, 2015 12:21 PM (oKE6c)

138 Ignore the cat's post.

So the superintendent asked the "plant managers" to walk the schools??

Where did I miss the part about schools requiring plant managers?

Posted by: Irongrampa at December 15, 2015 12:22 PM (jeCnD)

139 >>And the kid who had to cover up his Star Wars tshirt because it included a picture of a blaster.


Ugh, the stupidity!
(Disclaimer: my son's ipad shell case sports several gun manufacturer stickers. Yes, private school that understands boys).


Posted by: Lizzy at December 15, 2015 12:22 PM (NOIQH)

140 Levitate the Masses

Posted by: Levitating Mass at December 15, 2015 12:22 PM (/M9zY)

141 LAUSD teachers! We're offering half price appetizers and drink specials all day today! Spend your Threat Tuesday with us!

Posted by: TGI Fridays at December 15, 2015 12:22 PM (msPO3)

142 I thought lefties were against globalization? I'm so confused...

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 15, 2015 12:22 PM (F26eZ)

143 In related news, LA is about to experience a spike in petty crime, car accidents, and teenage pregnancies.

Posted by: V the K at December 15, 2015 12:22 PM (O7MnT)

144 There is no place in modern Europe for ethnically pure states. That's a
19th century idea and we are trying to transition into the 21st century,
and we are going to do it with multi-ethnic states."



Wesley Clark, ex-NATO Supreme Commander


We will end racism by counting everyone by race.

Posted by: LA Skools Kommon Korps Kwestion at December 15, 2015 12:22 PM (oVJmc)

145 118 We used to get a lot of bomb threats at out local HS. They stopped when to school quit sending students home and instead made them stand outside until the school was searched. And rain was not an excuse.
----------------------------------
A big bunch of students in the open might be a juicy target to the right guys.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 15, 2015 12:22 PM (oDCMR)

146 All the ISIS accts are from a government office in the UK. Concerning the number of jihadis in the UK, not implausible.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 15, 2015 12:22 PM (iQIUe)

147 "And Frankfurt, Germany isn't exactly a hotbed of terrorism."

Isn't that where the jihadi shot the US airmen?
http://minx.cc:1080/?post=312771

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at December 15, 2015 12:23 PM (vn2q2)

148 >>>I have this sneaky feeling that the threat will turn out to be "credible" because it will help Obama to look like his team stopped a credible threat.

Yes, but wouldn't that hurt Dems in the long run? It's not desirable living in a state where there are a continual series of threats, and you just have to hope the government foils most or all of them.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 15, 2015 12:23 PM (E5UB0)

149 @111, troyriser

- - - - -
I was in Sinop in the mid-80's. Lived in a local village for a bit. I would watch the folks from the country come in and do their shopping.
Yeah. Serious poverty. But incredibly hard working.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 15, 2015 12:23 PM (r65B3)

150 (I have an alibi.)

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at December 15, 2015 12:23 PM (vn2q2)

151 They stopped when to school quit sending students home and instead made them stand outside until the school was searched.

We never got sent home, but we still had bomb threats.

Sometimes they only sent us outside for 15 minutes and there is no way they did anything substantial in that amount of time. We didn't even move far from the building. It was kind of ridiculous.

Posted by: Lea at December 15, 2015 12:24 PM (lIU4e)

152 Because "diversity" means destroying different cultures and making everyplace look the same.

But but but I thought that all the different cultures were all wonderful and had so much to teach us about ourselves.

These people are psychotic.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 15, 2015 12:24 PM (LUgeY)

153 107 In the American education system, everyone's first response now if CYA. Even if this threat is credible, it'll just be the impetus for kids to call in threats to earn a day off.
Posted by: Wyatt at December 15, 2015 12:16 PM (kFnmp)



The feminization of America is virtually complete.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 15, 2015 12:24 PM (oKE6c)

154 donor class favorite Sen. Marco Rubio
has said that hed hate to use the funding mechanism to stop President Obamas refugee resettlement operation seeming to undermine conservative lawmakers efforts to strip the omnibus funding bill of its blank check for refugee resettlement.

RINO

Yeah Rubio maybe if you ask him nicely????

RINO


Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 15, 2015 12:24 PM (gf8BH)

155 >>>I have this sneaky feeling that the threat will turn out to be "credible" because it will help Obama to look like his team stopped a credible threat.

Yes, but wouldn't that hurt Dems in the long run? It's not desirable living in a state where there are a continual series of threats, and you just have to hope the government foils most or all of them.

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I just dislike the fact that I am engaging my mind in this type of a conspiracy theory - yet here we are.

Posted by: SH at December 15, 2015 12:24 PM (gmeXX)

156 It wasn't even called. It was emailed. That's awful nice of them isn't it? Leaving a digital paper trail like that which could easily be followed back to the source?




THE EMAIL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE DISTRICT!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2015 12:15 PM (mZLmb)


THEN WHO WAS EMAIL?????

Posted by: BurtTC at December 15, 2015 12:25 PM (Dj0WE)

157 I dont think this helps the dems at all even if it is a hoax. The message is we are not safe and our government is not protecting us

Posted by: ThunderB at December 15, 2015 12:25 PM (zOTsN)

158 150 (I have an alibi.)
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at December 15, 2015 12:23 PM (vn2q2)

Oh suuuuure you do.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 15, 2015 12:25 PM (kpqmD)

159 A big bunch of students in the open might be a juicy target to the right guys.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 15, 2015 12:22 PM (oDCMR)


Are the teachers THAT frustrated?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 15, 2015 12:25 PM (oKE6c)

160 There is no place in modern Europe for ethnically pure states. That's a
19th century idea and we are trying to transition into the 21st century,
and we are going to do it with multi-ethnic states."



Wesley Clark, ex-NATO Supreme Commander


-----

Hey .... Wes..... That looks an *awful lot* like cultural appropriation.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 15, 2015 12:25 PM (8XRCm)

161 This is nothing compared to the very real, daily threat of micro-aggression and hearing ideas you don't like. How do we protect the children from that?

Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at December 15, 2015 12:25 PM (1BQGO)

162 Someone really wanted an extra week of Christmas break.

Posted by: JEM at December 15, 2015 12:25 PM (o+SC1)

163 So the superintendent asked the "plant managers" to walk the schools??

Where did I miss the part about schools requiring plant managers?
Posted by: Irongrampa

people would object to a janitor making $200k

Posted by: x at December 15, 2015 12:26 PM (57fhp)

164 The only way that this could get worse would be if someone spoofed Hillarity's e-mail server.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 15, 2015 12:26 PM (326rv)

165 >>I just dislike the fact that I am engaging my mind in this type of a conspiracy theory - yet here we are.


It just shows that you're familiar with the Obama admin's tactics. Everything is messaging, maintaining the narrative, and all numbers are fake.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 15, 2015 12:26 PM (NOIQH)

166 So, the only time Rubio could be bothered to hit the Senate was when there was a base enfuckening on the line?

Good to know.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 15, 2015 12:26 PM (F26eZ)

167 Apparently the email read, "Bomb, bomb, ba bomb, bomb, bomb, ba bomb!"

Posted by: Wyatt at December 15, 2015 12:26 PM (Agn5J)

168 So the superintendent asked the "plant managers" to walk the schools??

Where did I miss the part about schools requiring plant managers?


Plant = Physical Plant i.e., fancy term for a/c, boilers, maintenance office

Plant manager = janitor

Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2015 12:27 PM (mZLmb)

169 Re: threats, so not quite OT

is it just me or did we stop hearing about Robert Dear and PP real fast?

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at December 15, 2015 12:27 PM (qwM5s)

170 There is no place in modern Europe for ethnically pure states. That's a

19th century idea and we are trying to transition into the 21st century,

and we are going to do it with multi-ethnic states."


You know what made sure America wasn't 'ethnically pure,' Wes?

Slavery. Maybe that would help clean up that nasty white Europe.

Posted by: LA Skools Kommon Korps Kwestion at December 15, 2015 12:27 PM (oVJmc)

171 They stopped when to school quit sending students home and instead made them stand outside until the school was searched



Yeah, ditto. Though in my case it was more middle school than high school. We'd all go stand out by the town library across the road.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at December 15, 2015 12:27 PM (4df7R)

172 I have a nasty suspicion that a good portion of our country would be okay-fine with being plugged into the Matrix.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 15, 2015 12:27 PM (F26eZ)

173 The Army sent you Turkey? You should see the poor in Afghanistan.Posted by: Draki at December 15, 2015 12:19 PM (0eidE)

My son got the Afghanistan trip last year. He told me what he saw there.In my case, this was the Reagan Era. They sent my battalion (from the 82nd) up near the Russian border for reasons still unknown to me. It was supposedly a cross-training field problem with the Turks but we had Conexes full of munitions flown in with us. Cold War stuff. Close enough to see our Red Army counterpartslooking back at us. Fun times.

Posted by: troyriser at December 15, 2015 12:27 PM (WuTfJ)

174 The IP came from Germany? Well, there are no terrorists there... :/

Posted by: Wyatt at December 15, 2015 12:27 PM (Agn5J)

175 Yes, but wouldn't that hurt Dems in the long run? It's not desirable
living in a state where there are a continual series of threats, and you
just have to hope the government foils most or all of them.




That would take intelligence to realize that, and so terrorism theater cannot be ruled out.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 15, 2015 12:27 PM (oKE6c)

176
The LA Unified School District closure is not a "dog and pony" show, but
a viable threat emailed by someone who isn't a liberal, but is probably
a right right Bible thumping gun owner who is upset because President
Obama want's to limit his 2nd Amendment rights that are actually 2nd
Amendment wrongs.

Posted by: Miss Shepard Smith at December 15, 2015 12:28 PM (OiFtZ)

177 THE EMAIL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE DISTRICT!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2015 12:15 PM (mZLmb)





THEN WHO WAS EMAIL?????

Posted by: BurtTC at December 15, 2015 12:25 PM (Dj0WE)


WHO BITCH EMAIL DIS IS???

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at December 15, 2015 12:28 PM (4df7R)

178 Income taxes need to rise!

Posted by: Bernie! at December 15, 2015 12:28 PM (TxJGV)

179 was probably 4chan

Posted by: brak at December 15, 2015 12:28 PM (xwPSp)

180 I've read that Jihadis hate Valentine's Day. I forgot why. Probably because it is fun and involves healthy human emotions.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 15, 2015 12:28 PM (iQIUe)

181 >>is it just me or did we stop hearing about Robert Dear and PP real fast?

Yeah. Local news has shown some clips of him ranting in court - the man is bananas.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 15, 2015 12:29 PM (NOIQH)

182 If we don't let the terrorists win, then the terrorists have won.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 15, 2015 12:29 PM (oVJmc)

183 I can post here with an ip from the Netherlands.

My guess some kid didn't study for his common core self worth class test.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 15, 2015 12:29 PM (voOPb)

184 The IP came from Germany? Well, there are no terrorists there... :/

They never did find the guy who snuck in from Brussels after accomplicing the Paris attack. :/

But I'm pretty sure he doesn't give a shit about LAUSD.

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at December 15, 2015 12:30 PM (vn2q2)

185 What the Fuck is a "Unified" School District?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 15, 2015 12:30 PM (gf8BH)

186 I've read that Jihadis hate Valentine's Day. I forgot why. Probably because it is fun and involves healthy human emotions.

There is no fun is islam.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 15, 2015 12:30 PM (LUgeY)

187 Somewhere n Frankfurt, there's a coffee house with a bunch of "refugees" laughing their asses off.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 15, 2015 12:30 PM (2cS/G)

188 Leaving a digital paper trail like that which could easily be followed back to the source?


I'll take care of that.

Posted by: B Pagliano at December 15, 2015 12:31 PM (DL2i+)

189 I have a nasty suspicion that a good portion of our country would be okay-fine with being plugged into the Matrix.
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 15, 2015 12:27 PM (F26eZ)

----

I dont wann remember NOTHING. You understand??? And I want to be rich. You know.... somebody important... like an actor

Posted by: fixerupper at December 15, 2015 12:31 PM (8XRCm)

190 A government which was doing the small things rights would not feel the need to put on a Security Theater show to Reassure the Masses-ace

My guess is that they didn't find about this on social media.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 15, 2015 12:31 PM (voOPb)

191 I've read that Jihadis hate Valentine's Day. I forgot why. Probably because it is fun and involves healthy human emotions.



Non-reciprocal goat love.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2015 12:31 PM (mZLmb)

192 185 What the Fuck is a "Unified" School District?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 15, 2015 12:30 PM (gf8BH)




Liberals unified to fight income inequality, global warming, and adult responsibilities.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 15, 2015 12:31 PM (oKE6c)

193 Climate change called in the threat.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at December 15, 2015 12:31 PM (LYCUN)

194
Without doubt, America is much better off with Muslims contributing to society than under the repressive no Muslim theory of Trump where America will be forced to revert to our 20th century level of mediocrity.

Posted by: Josh Earnest, BHO Buttboy at December 15, 2015 12:32 PM (OiFtZ)

195 I've read that Jihadis hate Valentine's Day. I forgot why. Probably because it is fun and involves healthy human emotions.


Easy. It's because they hate everything.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 15, 2015 12:32 PM (oKE6c)

196 I can post here with an ip from the Netherlands.

I think I can, too, but I only use the app for getting Netflix from the US and UK.

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at December 15, 2015 12:32 PM (vn2q2)

197 whats the cost to the city for in lost productivity for the day. 700k kids and probably an equal number of parents taking off of work to come pick them up

Posted by: Chris at December 15, 2015 12:01 PM (LQPji)

No biggie. It's not as though the chirrun are getting an ejucashun there anyways. It's LA, for cryin' out loud.

Posted by: Blano at December 15, 2015 12:32 PM (C3E0x)

198 When climate change calls in a threat at 3am, who do you want answering the phone?

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 15, 2015 12:32 PM (F26eZ)

199 180 I've read that Jihadis hate Valentine's Day. I forgot why. Probably because it is fun and involves healthy human emotions.
-------------------------
Nothing scares a Jihadi more than a vagina. It's like they are all gay.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 15, 2015 12:33 PM (oDCMR)

200 It wasn't even called. It was emailed.

Whew. Email terror threats are known to be only 82.634% credible, while text message error threats are 99.132% credible.

We got off easy this time but I dread the coming terror text message threat. We have decided to close the schools for two years, just to be on the safe side.

Posted by: LA School District Pussy In Charge at December 15, 2015 12:33 PM (zc3Db)

201 What the Fuck is a "Unified" School District?

Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Fuhrer.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 15, 2015 12:33 PM (oVJmc)

202 What the Fuck is a "Unified" School District?

Posted by: Nevergiveup


City schools plus schools in unincorporated areas or neighboring areas that just gave up on running their own school system.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 15, 2015 12:33 PM (9YDUz)

203 Well, at least Spike Lee is in the clear on this; his latest bomb was discovered December 4th.

It was called "Chi-Raq."

PS. I posted this smartass comment on Instapundit, and he put it into his post! Yay me and my internet re-posting prowess!

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at December 15, 2015 12:34 PM (DLu2s)

204 Don't ask me about this or ISIS!

Posted by: Bernie at December 15, 2015 12:34 PM (LYCUN)

205 No biggie. It's not as though the chirrun are getting an ejucashun there anyways. It's LA, for cryin' out loud.

Posted by: Blano at December 15, 2015 12:32 PM (C3E0x)


No, no. They've got iPads, thanks to the school district. Kids in Compton are probably working out the details of string theory right now.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 15, 2015 12:34 PM (oKE6c)

206 Because valentine's day goes back to Roman times, not Islamic times, this means that it is something which belongs exclusively to the Christians, not to Islam, and the Muslims have no share and no part in it.


Now I keeeeeeel you

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 15, 2015 12:34 PM (fWAjv)

207 Their is a bumb.

There is a bum.

There's a boomb

Bang?

Oh forget it.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 15, 2015 12:34 PM (GGCsk)

208 "Somewhere n Frankfurt, there's a coffee house with a bunch of "refugees" laughing their asses off."

While not providing unlimited high-speed internet to the refugee orphans may have prevented this type of mischief, it would have been a violation of their basic human rights. That's not who we are.

Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at December 15, 2015 12:34 PM (1BQGO)

209 Nothing scares a Jihadi more than a woman's vagina. It's like they are all gay.

FIFY

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 15, 2015 12:34 PM (LUgeY)

210 City schools plus schools in unincorporated areas or neighboring areas that just gave up on running their own school system.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 15, 2015 12:33 PM (9YDUz)


What happens when the city just gives up on running a school system? Or are we looking at it?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 15, 2015 12:35 PM (oKE6c)

211 >>>I've read that Jihadis hate Valentine's Day. I forgot why. Probably because it is fun and involves healthy human emotions.

There is no fun is islam.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 15, 2015 12:30 PM (LUgeY)


And no days of rest, either.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 15, 2015 12:35 PM (zc3Db)

212 A human woman's vagina.

FIFIFY

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 15, 2015 12:35 PM (F26eZ)

213 >>>I have this sneaky feeling that the threat will turn out to be "credible" because it will help Obama to look like his team stopped a credible threat.


A threat he helped create in the first place: People who hate the country, inside the country.

Posted by: despair at December 15, 2015 12:36 PM (VrdxH)

214 YES!!!!!!

He will grace us once again!


In an effort to battle what the White House has called hateful talk by prominent Republicans against Muslims and immigrants, President Obama will give a speech on Tuesday morning at a naturalization ceremony that includes a refugee from Iraq and a Fulbright scholar from Congo.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 15, 2015 12:36 PM (fWAjv)

215
We do dope deals on our iPads, and our moms and the police are Internet stupid.

Posted by: The Dope Boys of Compton at December 15, 2015 12:36 PM (OiFtZ)

216 >> While not providing unlimited high-speed internet to the
>> refugee orphans may have prevented this type of mischief,
>> it would have been a violation of their basic human rights.
>> That's not who we are.

Came from an IP in Germany.

Okay, that's easy enough, just sign up for a VPN service with a host in Frankfurt. Doesn't necessarily mean the message originated from there.

Posted by: JEM at December 15, 2015 12:36 PM (o+SC1)

217 800 schools closed for a day. Imagine the savings to the taxpayer. No attendance, no butts in the seats equals no money flowing.

How about we cut out the middleman and educate the kids at home then cut property taxes and eliminate district fees.

Excuse me, Mx. Leechie Unionthug, here is your pink slip and your copy of the restraining order. Repeat after me, "Yes it comes with fries, please pull forward."

Posted by: DM at December 15, 2015 12:36 PM (j/tOh)

218 Was this a trigger warning? I just can't keep up any more.

Posted by: torabora at December 15, 2015 12:37 PM (jf2CZ)

219
People who hate the country, inside the country.

Posted by: despair at December 15, 2015 12:36 PM (VrdxH)









The Democratic National Convention isn't for several months yet.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 15, 2015 12:37 PM (gwpf+)

220 What the Fuck is a "Unified" School District?

Unified, electrified, bona fide 600 school district.

School district!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 15, 2015 12:37 PM (FkBIv)

221 I didn't read all the comments, being late as usual. Has Begonia shown up yet to explain how Yeb! will fix a problem like this and make us all safer??

Posted by: Blano at December 15, 2015 12:37 PM (C3E0x)

222 What the Fuck is a "Unified" School District?

Posted by: Nevergiveup

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A educational behemoth allowing a Principal to earn a seven figure income as an administator. Also requires an administration budget larger than the total amount of expenditures directly funding classroom education. Totally absolves the educational bureaucracy of any meaningful results oriented measurements.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 15, 2015 12:37 PM (8XRCm)

223 What happens when the city just gives up on running a school system?

You get the Montgomery, AL public school system.

/mic drop

/exit stage right, riding a triceratops

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 15, 2015 12:37 PM (9krrF)

224 Ramon Cortines is a bed-wetting liberal Obama/CTA/NEA worshiping union hack, and for those reasons alone he is the super of LAUSD, not for any reason of competence or sound judgment.

Posted by: MikeD at December 15, 2015 12:37 PM (uKJIC)

225 You'd think this is a big deal. But maybe we really are at the Scott Adams state.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 15, 2015 12:38 PM (E5UB0)

226
Has Begonia shown up yet to explain how Yeb! will fix a problem like this and make us all safer??

No, but we're here after being bribed by some very powerful supporters.

Posted by: 27 Admirals and Generals at December 15, 2015 12:38 PM (OiFtZ)

227 LA, where only 44% of the high school students graduate.

It's not like most of them are really there for academics anyway.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 15, 2015 12:38 PM (GGCsk)

228 Wonder how many kids will go hungry today since they won't be receiving their free meals at school.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 15, 2015 12:38 PM (fWAjv)

229 And no days of rest, either.

That's a direct quote from one of the raghead imams, BTW. Khomeni, IIRC.

Funny how that quote is absent from just about any discussion on that death cult.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 15, 2015 12:38 PM (LUgeY)

230 Okay, that's easy enough, just sign up for a VPN service with a host in Frankfurt. Doesn't necessarily mean the message originated from there.

Posted by: JEM


Could be a Jihadi using a computer in a public library there.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 15, 2015 12:39 PM (FkBIv)

231 I don't ever recall a terrorist threat being emailed from Germany before HR trinken trinken trinken moved there.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Blano at December 15, 2015 12:39 PM (C3E0x)

232 Was there a picture of a weapon in the email?

Posted by: torabora at December 15, 2015 12:39 PM (jf2CZ)

233 HR is Bundes Bomber

Posted by: ThunderB at December 15, 2015 12:40 PM (zOTsN)

234 The Democratic National Convention isn't for several months yet.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 15, 2015 12:37 PM (gwpf+)


And DWS wants us to pay 20 million for it.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 15, 2015 12:40 PM (fWAjv)

235 #192 'Unified' means they all pool the lawsuit payout money. When that runs out they 're-unify'.

Posted by: torabora at December 15, 2015 12:41 PM (jf2CZ)

236 You'd think this is a big deal. But maybe we really are at the Scott Adams state.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner


Dilbert/Bizarro 2016

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 15, 2015 12:41 PM (FkBIv)

237 196 I can post here with an ip from the Netherlands.

I think I can, too, but I only use the app for getting Netflix from the US and UK.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at December 15, 2015 12:32 PM (vn2q2)

Germany? Bomb threat? Hmmmm if it had been Indy I would have blamed you Heather.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 15, 2015 12:41 PM (voOPb)

238 Wonder how many kids will go hungry today since they won't be receiving their free meals at school.>>>

Only the ones without parents.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 15, 2015 12:42 PM (XtAzU)

239 Apparently, you're not supposed to call your co-worker's Christmas tree decorations "gay" at the office tree trimming.

Posted by: Weasel at December 15, 2015 12:42 PM (6xtq3)

240
Dilbert/Bizarro 2016
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at

I'll vote 3rd party for Gary Larson Far Side

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 15, 2015 12:43 PM (voOPb)

241 AKA Die Hard 3 aka Sherlock Holmes in NY

"All the cops are into something. It's like Christmas. You could steal City Hall."

Posted by: Czar Peter at December 15, 2015 12:43 PM (KLyur)

242
Look what the krauts did to poor Quinn on Homeland.

Then again, I think I read that Radish's MIL gave her 20 gallons of beer for Christmas.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 15, 2015 12:43 PM (iQIUe)

243 So, within 24 hours of President Light-work running his mouth at the Pentagon, we have a major security threat in a large city.

This shit is getting old.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 15, 2015 12:44 PM (KQTmr)

244 239 Apparently, you're not supposed to call your co-worker's Christmas tree decorations "gay" at the office tree trimming.
Posted by: Weasel at December 15, 2015 12:42 PM (6xtq3)

Well if they were all dick decorations, that would seem apropos.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 15, 2015 12:44 PM (kpqmD)

245 Apparently the author of the email claims to be a Jihadi working in tandem with local jihadi cells (Source: Hot Air). If that is true, after San Bernardino, closing the schools is justified. You got to take it seriously.

Posted by: IC at December 15, 2015 12:44 PM (a0IVu)

246 The IP originated in Germany? Still could be a teenager getting his German Facebook friend to email it in. Now what the average German teenager wants in return, I'll let the Horde fill me in.

Posted by: pookysgirl at December 15, 2015 12:44 PM (K27gs)

247 #222 You are right too!

A behemoth gross salary for a superintendent with a small army of VP's and each with executive secretaries and staff beneath them. Endless redundancy. Pull out one person and the place train wrecks anyway.

Posted by: torabora at December 15, 2015 12:44 PM (jf2CZ)

248 239 Apparently, you're not supposed to call your co-worker's Christmas tree decorations "gay" at the office tree trimming.

Posted by: Weasel at December 15, 2015 12:42 PM (6xtq3)

Use faggoty. Tell them Milo said it was ok.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 15, 2015 12:45 PM (fWAjv)

249 Apparently, you're not supposed to call your co-worker's Christmas tree decorations "gay" at the office tree trimming.
Posted by: Weasel at December 15, 2015 12:42 PM (6xtq3)

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WHO HUNG THE PINK DILDO ON THE HOLIDAY TREE?!?!?!?!

Posted by: fixerupper at December 15, 2015 12:45 PM (8XRCm)

250 202 What the Fuck is a "Unified" School District?

Posted by: Nevergiveup


School districts so-called because they are run by one Grand Kleagle oops, I mean superintendent.

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 15, 2015 12:45 PM (MZk6F)

251 So, within 24 hours of President Light-work running his mouth at the Pentagon, we have a major security threat in a large city.

This shit is getting old.


THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE (WHITE) HOUSE!!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 15, 2015 12:45 PM (LUgeY)

252
Now what the average German teenager wants in return, I'll let the Horde fill me in.

Posted by: pookysgirl at December 15, 2015 12:44 PM (K27gs)









As long as it doesn't mean chunky middle-aged men dancing polkas in leather shorts.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 15, 2015 12:46 PM (gwpf+)

253 So, within 24 hours of President Light-work running his mouth at the Pentagon, we have a major security threat in a large city.

Why, it's almost as if they're getting cues from someone. As if there would be a pre-arranged signal. From a highly visible source.

/srednop

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 15, 2015 12:46 PM (9krrF)

254 "First God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
Mark Twain

Posted by: torabora at December 15, 2015 12:46 PM (jf2CZ)

255 A human woman's vagina.

FIFIFY


*sighs*

They ain't too partial to the goat variety either.

Posted by: The Goat at December 15, 2015 12:46 PM (BrQrN)

256 Kids have to have their asses in the seats a set amount of days otherwise the state with holds funds to the school district.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 15, 2015 12:46 PM (iQIUe)

257 This simply highlights the need to pass bomb control legislation. For the children.

Posted by: Jerry Brown at December 15, 2015 12:46 PM (/eTPT)

258 This simply highlights the need to pass bomb control legislation. For the children.
Posted by: Jerry Brown at December 15, 2015 12:46 PM (/eTPT)

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psssssst..... Govnuh Moonbeam.

.... bombs are already illegal......

Posted by: fixerupper at December 15, 2015 12:47 PM (8XRCm)

259 Oh, that poor baby who was in a car rammed by a terrorist in Jerusalem lost its leg.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 15, 2015 12:47 PM (iQIUe)

260 #253 he plays for the other team

Posted by: torabora at December 15, 2015 12:47 PM (jf2CZ)

261 Weird. I'm having a hard time imagining a German getting all uppity.



Other than the whole WWII thing.




And WWI.

Posted by: Dang at December 15, 2015 12:47 PM (2oWD2)

262 Oh, that poor baby who was in a car rammed by a terrorist in Jerusalem lost its leg.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 15, 2015 12:47 PM (iQIUe)

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Eileen????


(too soon?????)

Posted by: fixerupper at December 15, 2015 12:48 PM (8XRCm)

263
So, when do the usual suspects start calling it a hoax from radical rightwing home schoolers?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 15, 2015 12:48 PM (gwpf+)

264 Maybe Ryan called this in to distract the Country while he and the other RINOs sell us down the river on the Budget?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 15, 2015 12:48 PM (gf8BH)

265 Has anyone checked the school district's Planned Parenthood office?

Posted by: CNN at December 15, 2015 12:49 PM (xwPSp)

266 A possibly more credible threat?

Asteroid will pass by the Earth on Christmas Eve. But don't panic!
http://preview.tinyurl.com/pwyvjpx

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 15, 2015 12:49 PM (n48LL)

267 Fake threat.... New York picked up on it... Clownifornia did not....

seems the email had praise for allah.... with a lower case A... something a real Jihadi would never do...

Good catch...

Posted by: BB Wolf at December 15, 2015 12:49 PM (f7rv6)

268 CNN analyst saying that the incident was 'linked to the continuing rise of Donald Trump in the polls' in the
sense that people worried about terror are boosting his support.

Because reasons. Oh and logic. FFS.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society - Brian/Sir Robin 2016 at December 15, 2015 12:50 PM (AJeMv)

269 Oh, that poor baby who was in a car rammed by a terrorist in Jerusalem lost its leg.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 15, 2015 12:47 PM (iQIUe)

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Eileen????


(too soon?????)

---

unless it was a Japanese baby, then it would be Irene.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at December 15, 2015 12:51 PM (/eTPT)

270 261 Weird. I'm having a hard time imagining a German getting all uppity.



Other than the whole WWII thing.




And WWI.


Posted by: Dang at December 15, 2015 12:47 PM (2oWD2)


Yeah.... watch out for those Germans...

Posted by: Late Roman Empire at December 15, 2015 12:51 PM (f7rv6)

271 Asteroid will pass by the Earth on Christmas Eve. But don't panic!
http://preview.tinyurl.com/pwyvjpx

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 15, 2015 12:49 PM (n48LL)

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Merry Fckuing Christmas..... bitches.

Posted by: SMOD at December 15, 2015 12:51 PM (8XRCm)

272 This simply highlights the need to pass bomb control legislation. For the children.>>>

At this point all we need is Email control.

1.You must register your acct with the govt
2.pass a background check
3. provide hard-copies in triplicate through the USPS of all sent and received messages.

Don't you all feel safer now?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 15, 2015 12:51 PM (XtAzU)

273 In other news, YouTube has shut down Sharyl Attkisson's video show for violating community standards.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 15, 2015 12:51 PM (Nwg0u)

274 LA Unified School District;

Southern California's 3 Billion Dollar Gang Recruitment Center

Posted by: kbdabear at December 15, 2015 12:51 PM (GrXXa)

275 Eileen????

(too soon?????)

Posted by: fixerupper
-------------------------------------------
Come on!

Posted by: Dexie's Midnight Runners at December 15, 2015 12:52 PM (E5UB0)

276 A possibly more credible threat?

Asteroid will pass by the Earth on Christmas Eve. But don't panic!
http://preview.tinyurl.com/pwyvjpx


SMOD for Christmas? I need to put some lights on that bullseye I mowed into the back yard.

Gotta make it all festive and all. Maybe put out some milk and cookies while I'm at it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 15, 2015 12:52 PM (LUgeY)

277 Not sure why an infant subject to a terrorist attack is a joke here.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 15, 2015 12:52 PM (iQIUe)

278 I feel the need for HIM to tell us that it isn't 'who we are'.

Posted by: torabora at December 15, 2015 12:52 PM (jf2CZ)

279 272 This simply highlights the need to pass bomb control legislation. For the children.>>>

At this point all we need is Email control.

1.You must register your acct with the govt
2.pass a background check
3. provide hard-copies in triplicate through the USPS of all sent and received messages.

Don't you all feel safer now?


Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 15, 2015 12:51 PM (XtAzU)

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HELL NO

Posted by: Hilary! at December 15, 2015 12:53 PM (/eTPT)

280 Is a trigger warning a gun threat or a bomb threat?

Posted by: torabora at December 15, 2015 12:53 PM (jf2CZ)

281 LAUSD sounds like a currency.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 15, 2015 12:53 PM (E5UB0)

282 Eileen????

(too soon?????)

Posted by: fixerupper
-------------------------------------------
Come on!
Posted by: Dexie's Midnight Runners at December 15, 2015 12:52 PM (E5UB0)

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You're gonna need a tissue for that.

Posted by: Mr Whipple at December 15, 2015 12:53 PM (8XRCm)

283 In other news, YouTube has shut down Sharyl Attkisson's video show for violating community standards.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 15, 2015 12:51 PM (Nwg0u)

Gotta keep that war on female journalists going.

Posted by: Draki at December 15, 2015 12:54 PM (0eidE)

284 Some lib is whining about the welfare kids not getting their free meal at lunch.




Who's going to feed those poor little democrats?

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 15, 2015 12:54 PM (jJRIy)

285 266:

* Asteroid 2003 SD220 will still be 6.7 million miles away from Earth
* It is around 1.5 miles wide and moving at a speed of 17.5 miles/second
* Some have said its gravitational pull will cause havoc to our planet


Have these people ever heard of something called "the moon"?

Posted by: despair at December 15, 2015 12:55 PM (VrdxH)

286 In other news, YouTube has shut down Sharyl Attkisson's video show for violating community standards.

I have standards. And if you don't like those, I have others.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 15, 2015 12:55 PM (LUgeY)

287 unless it was a Japanese baby, then it would be Irene.

-
Works at IHOP.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 15, 2015 12:55 PM (Nwg0u)

288 Asteroid will pass by the Earth on Christmas Eve. But don't panic!
http://preview.tinyurl.com/pwyvjpx

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 15, 2015 12:49 PM (n48LL)

Santa SMOD is Comin' To Town!

Posted by: kbdabear at December 15, 2015 12:55 PM (GrXXa)

289 So, when do the usual suspects start calling it a hoax from radical rightwing home schoolers?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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A few years ago, there was a German homeschool family seeking asylum here. Not sure how that eventually worked out.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 15, 2015 12:56 PM (E5UB0)

290 "President Obama will not allow the nation to be terrorized."

Says the administration that has aided and abetted the rise of Black Lives Matter, Occupy and other left wing arsonists/rioters.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 15, 2015 12:57 PM (KQTmr)

291 217 800 schools closed for a day. Imagine the savings to the taxpayer. No attendance, no butts in the seats equals no money flowing.

Posted by: DM at December 15, 2015 12:36 PM (j/tOh)

Pretty much no saving to the taxpayer.

Most school employees are Salaried... plant costs are fixed... even heating and cooling is automatic.

And most Union contracts have stipulations that if the employer sends you home for some reason... you still get paid...

Posted by: Late Roman Empire at December 15, 2015 12:57 PM (f7rv6)

292 A few years ago, there was a German homeschool family seeking asylum here. Not sure how that eventually worked out.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 15, 2015 12:56 PM (E5UB0)

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DENIED!!!


And deported.

Because thats who we are.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 15, 2015 12:57 PM (8XRCm)

293 Works at IHOP.
Posted by: The Great White Snark


Apple's new pogo stick.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 15, 2015 12:58 PM (FkBIv)

294 He's back!

https://twitter.com/MoneerElfwick

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 15, 2015 12:58 PM (iQIUe)

295 CNN analyst saying that the incident was 'linked to the continuing rise of Donald Trump in the polls' in the
sense that people worried about terror are boosting his support.

Because reasons. Oh and logic. FFS.


Posted by: Dead Parrot Society - Brian/Sir Robin 2016 at December 15, 2015 12:50 PM (AJeMv)



We're probably about one Trump press conference away from some moonbat lefty committing a mass murder because "Trump's rhetoric made me do it! He must be made to shut up before deranged lefties kill again!"

Posted by: Country Singer at December 15, 2015 12:58 PM (8Y7+f)

296 BINGO!



NY Slime mentions that final exams were scheduled today.




Nah, that couldn't have any thing to do with this, nothing I tell you, nothing.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 15, 2015 12:59 PM (jJRIy)

297 A few years ago, there was a German homeschool family seeking asylum here. Not sure how that eventually worked out.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 15, 2015 12:56 PM (E5UB0)

I'm pretty sure the Obama administration told them to go fuck themselves.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 15, 2015 12:59 PM (kpqmD)

298 "Asteroid will pass by the Earth on Christmas Eve. But don't panic!

http://preview.tinyurl.com/pwyvjpx"

In the same sense that Mars passes by the Earth every 15 months or so. Oh no! The Sun is passing by the Earth too!

Posted by: Dr. Nick at December 15, 2015 12:59 PM (k3w9p)

299 a German homeschool family seeking asylum here. Not sure how that eventually worked out.

the lost the asylum appeal but were not deported IIRC

Posted by: brak at December 15, 2015 12:59 PM (xwPSp)

300 I'm guessing LA is going to see a one day spike in the crime rate.

Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at December 15, 2015 01:00 PM (1BQGO)

301
If Donald Trump would simply sit down and shut up, America would no longer be forced to endure Islamic threats, and we could live a peaceful co-existence with people who hate Trump and his followers.

Posted by: Brian Williams at December 15, 2015 01:02 PM (OiFtZ)

302 Too cold in LA for gangbanging.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 15, 2015 01:03 PM (iQIUe)

303 A few years ago, there was a German homeschool family seeking asylum here. Not sure how that eventually worked out.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 15, 2015 12:56 PM (E5UB0)

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DENIED!!!


And deported.

Because thats who we are.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 15, 2015 12:57 PM (8XRCm)



Actually, they've gotten an "indefinite" deferral, so they get to stay for awhile.

http://abcn.ws/1e2HETC

Posted by: Country Singer at December 15, 2015 01:03 PM (8Y7+f)

304 The German home-schoolers live in Tennessee now.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 15, 2015 01:04 PM (fWAjv)

305 Posted by: Country Singer at December 15, 2015 01:03 PM (8Y7+f)

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Good for them. Lat I read the administration was seeking to send them packing back to Germany.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 15, 2015 01:05 PM (8XRCm)

306 probably a student who thought the new star wars movie opened today.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at December 15, 2015 01:05 PM (/eTPT)

307 Philip Howard wrote a great book on this phenomenon several years back called The Death of Common Sense.

A variant is the tyranny of experts i.e. so that no municipal bureaucrat can be accused of laxity, they must all adopt "official" standards for everything, so that every intersection on dusty road must be wide enough to accommodate two firetrucks going in opposite directions, have double lane markings, a blinking light, a zebra crosswalk and a bumpy ramp access for wheelchairs.

Posted by: Ex NYC Peasant buying dried foods at December 15, 2015 01:05 PM (k8tEg)

308 Oh no! The Sun is passing by the Earth too!


------

**Spock eyebrow...**

Posted by: fixerupper at December 15, 2015 01:06 PM (8XRCm)

309 Sources: Review affirms Clinton server emails were 'top secret,' despite department challenge



Meh. Ain't shit gonna happen so.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 15, 2015 01:06 PM (fWAjv)

310 In other news: 10 years ago today, Dad went to live on a farm in the country.

Posted by: Weasel at December 15, 2015 01:06 PM (6xtq3)

311 Good for them. Lat I read the administration was seeking to send them packing back to Germany.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 15, 2015 01:05 PM (8XRCm)


Because booting out Christian homeschooling families and welcoming every young male from western-hating Mideast countries is who we are now.

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 15, 2015 01:08 PM (MZk6F)

312 A threat he helped create in the first place: People who hate the country, inside the country.

Posted by: despair at December 15, 2015 12:36 PM (VrdxH)


Now in fairness, Obama did not create the Democrat Party.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 15, 2015 01:10 PM (oKE6c)

313 One in five Donald Trump supporters is a violent extremist. True fact.

Posted by: Dan Rather at December 15, 2015 01:10 PM (k8tEg)

314 A shark jumping event has taken place in LA today.

An email is now considered as credible by that nutty old fella, aka the superintendent who promptly shut down the 2nd largest school district.
The mayor is now stating that he did not shut it down due to an email, he is not so old and nutty as the superintendent so he will just vaguely back him on his shark jumping decision. Th mayor also says he does not want people like...Me, for instance, pointing out terrorists are now living rent free in their heads due to government utter incompetent or almost willful entry of said terrorists into this country.

I think its safe to say that a president has been set with this mass school closure. Any Tom, Dick, and Harry can now bounce an email from a location in Germany for these idiots in LA to shut it all down.

Now back to listening to this assembly line of LA leaders gush on about how the children are safe, safe,safe and to hopefully say it long enough and with the proper amount of feeling so that everyone else won't notice this idiotic decision.

Posted by: Drider at December 15, 2015 01:15 PM (bdzyz)

315 It's finals week. Some kid didn't study. Maybe the person in Germany is an American who is doing it for his buddies who didn't study because they suffer from affluenza.

Posted by: unfatmatt at December 15, 2015 01:15 PM (ofDwz)

316 Now back to listening to this assembly line of LA
leaders gush on about how the children are safe, safe,safe and to
hopefully say it long enough and with the proper amount of feeling so
that everyone else won't notice this idiotic decision.

Posted by: Drider at December 15, 2015 01:15 PM (bdzyz)


So all the gangbangers in the LAUSD are now out on the streets. Safe, safe, safe.
Hell, they'd be safer in Fallujah.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 15, 2015 01:16 PM (oKE6c)

317 I wish Ace would change his name to The Butcher. Sounds more serious and has a nice ring to it.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 15, 2015 01:17 PM (iQIUe)

318 On the bright side, anything that keeps kids out of the hands of LA "teachers" for any period at all is a good thing.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 15, 2015 01:37 PM (Kucy5)

319 I'm with some of you guys, It probably is a proxy tho the term "machine pistol" sounds like something a German or Euroweenie would say(Maschinenpistolen?) where an American would probably say, "sub-machine gun"

Posted by: Bob in Houston. at December 15, 2015 02:47 PM (XRxxn)

320 I want you to get a hold of a guy named Cobb. Walter Cobb. C-o-b-b. He's the head of my police unit. Get him down here. Find him. Tell him you were with John McClane. And tell him to find out who the 21st president was.

Posted by: John McClane at December 15, 2015 03:10 PM (TrVLA)

321 Today's kidz aren't smart enough to work a proxy server. Because they spend all their spare time online.

Oh, wait...

Posted by: J Moses Browning at December 15, 2015 05:26 PM (GZCRo)

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The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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