Obama's Horrible Speech: Open Thread

He'll be giving a speech from the Oval Office at 8pm eastern (three minutes from now).

We know what he'll say because he always says the same things; he mind is a cramped prison of ideological zeal, and he's a dull-minded, lazy man besides.

Tonight, @CBSNlive streams @POTUS' urgent address to the nation on gun control at 8 P.M. ET https://t.co/gnfoOrVB7A pic.twitter.com/heUTQRwPTK
— CBS News (@CBSNews) December 6, 2015

By the way, if you can believe it, and I'm sure that at this point you can, the New York Daily News' aptly-named Linda Stasi went where formerly masked "progressive" enemies of civilization usually feared to trend, and straight up claimed that one of the victims of Farook Syed was "just as bigoted" as he was.

She bases this on the fact that he was a right-wing guy and anti-Planned Parenthood and anti-Islamist violence.

"Just as bigoted."

I don't expect Obama's speech tonight to be similarly blunt about what he really believes. Ms. Stasi has set a very high bar indeed, and Obama's only achievement is his capacity to deceive his enemies without remorse.

Note: Fresh football thread below.

Update: Asshole.

.@POTUS explains how we will defeat terrorism: https://t.co/bfacCHv5eK pic.twitter.com/KLelUx8jqC
— CBS News (@CBSNews) December 7, 2015

Posted by: Ace at 07:51 PM

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1 Stomped already, but this is where the fun will be!

Posted by: Steck at December 06, 2015 07:28 PM (ibSYs)

2 Time for a drinking game of how many times he says 'guns' or 'climate' or 'let me be perfectly clear'.

Posted by: 8starsnorth at December 06, 2015 07:29 PM (ppmNn)

3 So when does the lying start?

I'm sorry, Barry. I can't watch. I have a broken leg.

Posted by: creeper at December 06, 2015 07:30 PM (SPqjW)

4 "Just as bigoted". Except for the killing and murder and such; But just as bigoted.

Posted by: Redriver Ted at December 06, 2015 07:30 PM (EefU/)

5 Why won't you people let him be clear?

Posted by: Redriver Ted at December 06, 2015 07:32 PM (EefU/)

6 Need some suggestions to fill out our bingo cards.

Posted by: Dave S. at December 06, 2015 07:32 PM (mhkbv)

7 I just want to make it to my Hawaii mansion with no drama.

Posted by: barky dumbass at December 06, 2015 07:32 PM (ppmNn)

8 I'd rather put red hot pokers in My eyes than to watch this pompous ass lie His head off...

Posted by: donna at December 06, 2015 07:34 PM (/dSsq)

9 Oh, I am on pins and needles just waiting for this manchild to tell me how I should feel.

Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at December 06, 2015 07:35 PM (sqs5K)

10 Good News! Barky's going to stand at a lectern to tell us how we've disappointed him.

Posted by: Redriver Ted at December 06, 2015 07:38 PM (EefU/)

11 Under the Obamas, the Secret Service has become a gaggle of whoring, incompetent drunks, dopers and political hires who cannot even keep the White House lawn secure.

He screwed up his own bodyguards. How can Obama possibly pretend he knows how to protect the rest of us?

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 06, 2015 07:38 PM (Kucy5)

12 **Top 5 Things Obama Is Least Likely To Say In His Address Tonight**

5. "If I seem a bit emotional, it's because here in the Oval Office I just finished wishing John Boehner well in his retirement. That guy can cry great big orange tears like you've never seen."

4. "Damn that pajama boy is fine"

3. "'Walkin' round in women's underwear... I mean, walkin' in a winter wonderland...'"

2. "Go SC!!"

1. "George W. Bush, I give up. Come on back bud!! All is forgiven!!!1!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 06, 2015 07:38 PM (ntObR)

13 I was distracted by that blonde.

Posted by: Jamile Blinkerdoerf at December 06, 2015 07:38 PM (Ym7zW)

14 Fuck that guy in particular.

Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at December 06, 2015 07:38 PM (YtbIl)

15 This is not who America is.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2015 07:38 PM (/tuJf)

16 ...and that really handsome fellow who seems to be the poster boy for the moron meetup.

Posted by: Jamile Blinkerdoerf at December 06, 2015 07:39 PM (Ym7zW)

17 Join me in my personal fight against climate change.

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 06, 2015 07:39 PM (FkBIv)

18 I understand that Odumbass will give tonight's Oval Office speech standing at a podium, instead of seated at the Resolute desk. Supposed to give more of a sense of urgency, I guess. Or maybe he can't see Mr. Teleprompter from the desk.

Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 06, 2015 07:40 PM (cDs+4)

19 Stasi -- yeah I already unleashed as much venom on that pathetic excuse for a human being as I can muster on a Sunday.

But I knew when the MSM had pictures of a coworker in a traditional Jewish prayer shawl that some shit-for-brains would pick up the 'the Jews did it' football and streak towards the end zone.

Guess I did have a little venom after all.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 06, 2015 07:41 PM (7v/r5)

20 I'm pretty sure Obama doesn't "deceive" his enemies. His friends, sure, but his enemies are pretty much on to his game.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 06, 2015 07:41 PM (B8JRQ)

21 And so, to the topic at hand. I'm thinking Obama is going to tell us how hard he is working to keep us safe, and we'll have three mass casualty events before friday.

Posted by: Jamile Blinkerdoerf at December 06, 2015 07:41 PM (Ym7zW)

22 Sorry I can't watch tonight, I have a sock draw that needs rearranging.

Posted by: JohninPalmSprings at December 06, 2015 07:41 PM (XZgea)

23 It's not too late. To whip it. Whip it good.

Posted by: Devo Obama at December 06, 2015 07:42 PM (FkBIv)

24 6 Need some suggestions to fill out our bingo cards.

Posted by: Dave S. at December 06, 2015 07:32 PM (mhkbv)

See Niedemeyer's Dead Horse's post 242 in the Dead Food Thread. Link to BS Bingo. Perfect!

Posted by: Marybeth in Florida at December 06, 2015 07:42 PM (7egrg)

25 Saw the article by Stasi calling one of the victims a bigot. So evil. Also saw that AtC put them in their place on twitter which warmed my heart.

Apparently the guy was a huge Hannity fan, mentioned him on his FB. His church leader called into Hannity's show Friday and talked about him. Think he would have fit in well in Moron Nation.

(Don't listen to Hannity much but I was driving home and thought why not. Glad I did for once!)

Posted by: LizLem at December 06, 2015 07:43 PM (vm955)

26 Since no gum thread, per se, I shall post pictures of a pretty girl here.

http://bit.ly/1SHRMGy

Posted by: Grump928(C) has pictures at December 06, 2015 07:43 PM (rwI+c)

27 "I am announcing that, effective immediately, I am resigning the office of the Presidency. I would like to introduce President Joe Biden, who tells me he has an important statement about trains."

Posted by: Splunge at December 06, 2015 07:44 PM (iMxBJ)

28 She bases this on the fact that he was a right-wing guy and anti-Planned Parenthood and anti-Islamist violence.

--

And on the fact that he was a JOO. As evidenced by his JOOtastic wedding pic in the article.
Coz Stasi hates Joos.

Posted by: votermom at December 06, 2015 07:44 PM (cbfNE)

29 If you offered me a thousand dollars, I wouldn't listen to the little bitch blather.

I'll be getting my Atlanta Ho Housewives fix on.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 06, 2015 07:45 PM (FsuaD)

30 A 42 year old Columbo rerun on MeTV will be more interesting.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 06, 2015 07:45 PM (FkBIv)

31 Of course he has scheduled a live event for 8pm, but he will show up at like 8:15.

Because he is an asshole.

Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at December 06, 2015 07:45 PM (sqs5K)

32 Prediction:
Bullshit
Lies
Victim-blaming
Moral equivalency
More bullshit
Constitution hate
America hate
More bullshit

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 06, 2015 07:45 PM (kpqmD)

33 Reggie Love is folding out the sofa as Michelle is locked into her cage for the evening!

Posted by: Rino sanctuary at December 06, 2015 07:46 PM (Pyr1a)

34 Anyone know what the Vegas Over/Under is on how many time Il Douche refers to himself...?

Posted by: Judas Washington at December 06, 2015 07:46 PM (hCdMd)

35 A 42 year old Columbo rerun on MeTV will be more interesting.

Watching paint dry would be more interesting...

Posted by: donna at December 06, 2015 07:46 PM (/dSsq)

36 any word about those border jumpers with the steel cylinders?

Posted by: Jean at December 06, 2015 07:46 PM (fBkaR)

37 24

Thank you! Had a lot of those but not all.

Posted by: Dave S. at December 06, 2015 07:47 PM (mhkbv)

38 Editor: I see that you have written a piece blaming one of the victims of the San Bernadino atrocity.
Stasi: Yes
Editor: What possible justification can you provide for this?
Stasi: Joooooooooooooooooooooo

Posted by: Splunge at December 06, 2015 07:47 PM (iMxBJ)

39 I would love it if he'd reiterate and explain in a national address how global warming causes terrorism. Some people don't realize he's a nut.

Posted by: waelse1 at December 06, 2015 07:47 PM (uSDar)

40 My out on a limb prediction:

Trying to steal guns from people who have guns will not decrease the amount of gun violence in this country.

Posted by: Methos at December 06, 2015 07:47 PM (ZbV+0)

41 Sorry Folks. Can't sit and stay and chat. So, let me just say from behind this podium with the seal that tells you I am President, in front of the Resolute desk... Party Hearty!

Following the Presidential Address tonight @POTUS WILL ATTEND the Kennedy Center honors event. A change from a prior decision

Posted by: gracepc at December 06, 2015 07:47 PM (OU4q6)

42 Of course he has scheduled a live event for 8pm, but he will show up at like 8:15.

Because he is an asshole.
Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool

and then the NFL cuts him off at 8:30 so we can have a complete pre-game

Posted by: Jean at December 06, 2015 07:48 PM (fBkaR)

43 Meh, maybe that guy was just as bigoted. Big difference, though. He didn't act out on that bigotry and murder people.

The problem with fraulein Stasi's whole analysis is that she's fixating on thoughtcrimes instead of the real crimes.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 06, 2015 07:48 PM (39g3+)

44 I'll be getting my Atlanta Ho Housewives fix on.Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 06, 2015 07:45 PM

How 'bout some real reality tv? 'The Man in the High Castle' is streaming for Amazon Prime peeps.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 06, 2015 07:48 PM (7v/r5)

45 As concerned as I am about the future of the country, if it still has one, I cannot listen to or watch the evil oaf we have in our White House!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 06, 2015 07:48 PM (ftVQq)

46 I swear. If that cocksucking asshole says that " that's not who we are" line again, I think I may go ballistic. That POS doesn't know one single thing about what it means to be American. Not. One. Single. Thing. I pine for his demise. The fact that he hasn't been struck by a bolt of lightning (as of yet) has begun to make me question the existence of God. I hope Mr. Ace doesn't ban me for having such unkind thoughts about the JEF.

Posted by: TX ette at December 06, 2015 07:48 PM (sUJHF)

47 I don't think it will be the usual talking points. I really worry that it will be far worse than the typical pablum.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 06, 2015 07:48 PM (2x3L+)

48
And on the fact that he was a JOO. As evidenced by his JOOtastic wedding pic in the article.

Coz Stasi hates Joos.

Well, he wasn't an actually Jew-Jew. He was of the Messianic variety.

Husband has a lifelong friend (a Protestant Christian) who decided he was a "Jew" and became Messianic. And he's a complete nutter.

Anyhow, the bitch who wrote the article defaming the poor man needs a severe bitch-slapping. By me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 06, 2015 07:48 PM (FsuaD)

49 When news broke yesterday about Obama's fireside chat from the oval office where he will tell us we have nothing to fear but fear itself, it really shook me up, because I haven't been terrorized by recent events at all and now it seems that the president is telling me that I should be terrorized.

So I was in tears all this morning from frustration, or rage, or sadness. Then this afternoon it was rage and depression, so I took my meds for depression but that made it worse so I had to take some downers so I'm going ballistic and crashing at the same time, see? SEE?

But I"m prepped now, all the guns are loaded, the doors locked, all the lights in the house are on, and I'm ready.

Posted by: Jamile Blinkerdoerf at December 06, 2015 07:49 PM (Ym7zW)

50 I'm guessing he'll be punctual tonite. Just a hunch.

Posted by: gp at December 06, 2015 07:49 PM (mk9aG)

51
Prediction:

Gun sales and NRA membership will skyrocket tomorrow.

And you don't need to be Kreskin to figure that out.

Fuck Obama, Fuck the Left and Fuck Islam all the Hell.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2015 07:49 PM (uRmWf)

52 I have to rotate the air in my tires, change from summer air to winter air.

Posted by: navybrat at December 06, 2015 07:49 PM (Xodlv)

53 Play POTUS Terrorism Edition of Bullshit Bingo here

https://t.co/Dek02vs5J3

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 06, 2015 07:49 PM (PMlgt)

54 Er uh uh ah uh um

Posted by: Sven10077 at December 06, 2015 07:49 PM (g8Hfr)

55 I got to...um, I got to....reprimer the Jeep!

Yeah, that's it, man.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 06, 2015 07:50 PM (LUgeY)

56 Is there a gun fund that trades in the overnight futures?

Posted by: Jean at December 06, 2015 07:50 PM (fBkaR)

57 He's going to tell us what a good job he's done keeping us safe. He going to tell us its our fault that he cannot keep us safer because of those wicked gun owners NRA neanderthals and those bastards in Congress. He's going to tell us he is tired of having to comment on why those evil guns are killing people. He going to tell us that Islam is a religion of peace. He going to tell us to call the police when we see something. If it turns out to be a Muslim he is going to tell us to self exterminate. But mostly he's going to tell us its our fault. He's done stuttering.

Posted by: torabora at December 06, 2015 07:51 PM (LJFVm)

58 Gonna read trump' s Twitter feed during the speech

Posted by: votermom at December 06, 2015 07:51 PM (cbfNE)

59 I will watch as much as I can stand. The hubby has already retreated to another room.

Posted by: no good deed at December 06, 2015 07:51 PM (GgxVX)

60
I'm sure it will be chock full of that hateful phony emotional inflection schtick. That and when he pronounces the word "to" as "tuh" and says "folks."

That and the lies and unreconstructed stupidity.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2015 07:51 PM (uRmWf)

61 Note sure I'll be able to watch through to the end....just want to know if he's going for broke or not.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2015 07:51 PM (NOIQH)

62 54..I... Me ...I ...I Have Always Said..Me..

Posted by: Judas Washington at December 06, 2015 07:51 PM (hCdMd)

63 We will defeat ISIL by staying true to our long held beliefs in integrity, fairness, and freedom. And we will do that by taking away the freedoms of law abiding Americans.

Posted by: President Obama at December 06, 2015 07:51 PM (LYCUN)

64 That's what I need a drinking game for cough medicine

Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2015 07:51 PM (k0xxN)

65 Obama better flex his tiny man muscle!

Posted by: Snicklefritz at December 06, 2015 07:52 PM (Moh0M)

66 Let's let in as many of these sweethearts as we can fit!

http://tinyurl.com/jgxx4xu

Posted by: Steevy at December 06, 2015 07:52 PM (8HTq1)

67 Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 06, 2015 07:50 PM (LUgeY)

Personally, I'm cleaning the tire treads on all my vehicles!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 06, 2015 07:52 PM (ftVQq)

68 He's going to staple a picture of his dick over the Second Amendment then dance like the dwarf on Twin Peaks.

Posted by: eman at December 06, 2015 07:52 PM (MQEz6)

69 one of the victims of Farook Syed was "just as bigoted" as he was.

The body count says different.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 06, 2015 07:52 PM (oVJmc)

70 An American? That's not who I am.

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 06, 2015 07:52 PM (FkBIv)

71 Also, that's the worst cheerleader pic in the history of AoSHQ

Posted by: Methos at December 06, 2015 07:52 PM (ZbV+0)

72 "There is no valid reason for an American to own a gun."

Posted by: Man Surrounded by Armed Secret Service Protection at December 06, 2015 07:52 PM (Mn2TM)

73 While we are waiting, B'More just clocked #321 this morning.

Winning!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 06, 2015 07:52 PM (ptqRm)

74 Those of you who are about to witness this shit, I salute you.

Now I'm off to the Real Ho's of Atlanta. Those bitches combined have more intellect than the prissy douche who pretends to be a man in the WH.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 06, 2015 07:52 PM (FsuaD)

75
Turn the sound off and put the Beatles' "I Me Mine" on a continuous loop.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2015 07:53 PM (uRmWf)

76 Whats the over/under on strawmen killed this evening?

Posted by: Doom Rider at December 06, 2015 07:53 PM (ck8TA)

77 It looks like Mr. Obama's going to continue his plan for gun manufacturers to be the engine of the nation's economy. I'm looking forward to ensuring this remains the only achievement he has during his entire tenure as President of the United States of America.

Posted by: Manolo at December 06, 2015 07:53 PM (iGNtx)

78
IQ 80?

What the over and under?

Posted by: naturalfake at December 06, 2015 07:53 PM (KUa85)

79 I wonder if Obama will tell us all what's American and what's not American again.

Like he has a fucking clue.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 06, 2015 07:53 PM (RU5ki)

80 I'm depending upon morons and Donald Trump to watch TFG tonight, as I intend to sit quietly in the corner drinking Bushmills and minding my own frickin business.

Posted by: MTF at December 06, 2015 07:53 PM (TxJGV)

81
Will the butthead wear a cool sweater like Jimmah Cartah?

Posted by: Doctor Fish at December 06, 2015 07:53 PM (OiFtZ)

82 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Chickens, Strawmen and Couches at December 06, 2015 07:54 PM (uZNvH)

83 80 I'm depending upon morons and Donald Trump to watch TFG tonight, as I intend to sit quietly in the corner drinking Bushmills and minding my own frickin business.

Me too but wine..

Posted by: donna at December 06, 2015 07:54 PM (/dSsq)

84 >>Prediction:
Gun sales and NRA membership will skyrocket tomorrow.

George Will said on Fox News Sunday that there were 185K + background checks submitted on "black Friday"- an all-time record.
Post San Bernardino, I bet it goes higher than that tomorrow or soon.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2015 07:54 PM (NOIQH)

85 I won't and can't watch. He makes my skin crawl.

Posted by: jewells45 at December 06, 2015 07:54 PM (5fvBZ)

86 Daily News -- First it was:

You're in my thoughts and prayers is worse thean murder!!!1!!!

Then:

Wayne LaPierre is a murderer!!!1!!!

Now:

Terrorist victim is a murderer!!!11!!!

What an effin week! Sheesh! And is there any outcry form the east coast? Nah...

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 06, 2015 07:54 PM (iQIUe)

87 Getting ready to take one for the team...

Posted by: Splunge at December 06, 2015 07:54 PM (iMxBJ)

88
I'm so excited by President Obama's speech I could fart.

Posted by: Marie Harf at December 06, 2015 07:54 PM (OiFtZ)

89 What color lipstick will SCOAMF wear tonight? A nice peach?

Posted by: MTF at December 06, 2015 07:54 PM (TxJGV)

90 Whoah - is he on time?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2015 07:55 PM (NOIQH)

91 Why won't you people let him be clear?

Posted by: Redriver Ted at December 06, 2015 07:32 PM (EefU/)

Obama is welcome to join Scientology, as far as I'm concerned. There's even a remote possibility that it would make him smarter.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2015 07:55 PM (+y3Tj)

92 Actually, I'm going to be digging out of a combined router, iPhone, iPad crash this afternoon. At least I have phone service again, and Pandora is playing Handel in the background, so there's that!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 06, 2015 07:55 PM (ftVQq)

93 Wonder if he blames the Jews for the Bears loss (paging Robbie Gould).

Nah, all these games are fixed.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 06, 2015 07:55 PM (zHKuc)

94 By the way in honor of obama I joined the NRA today... Husband was already member but I decided to join too...

Posted by: donna at December 06, 2015 07:55 PM (/dSsq)

95 Glad this thread exists because I can only look at ugly cheerleading uniforms so long.

I will take 'bigoted' over murdrous any damn day.

Posted by: Lea at December 06, 2015 07:55 PM (vmMMi)

96 I hope he claims again that America is unique in that people kill people here.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 06, 2015 07:55 PM (Mn2TM)

97 got George Clintonopertus on

Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2015 07:55 PM (k0xxN)

98 Remember the Obama of the first debate with Romney? He is that way all the time now. He's never coming back from his new normal, and we might not, either.

Posted by: Thirdtwin at December 06, 2015 07:55 PM (Ixl7R)

99 I'd rather watch Lena Dunham flop around naked on "Girls"

Posted by: Josephistan at December 06, 2015 07:55 PM (7qAYi)

100 Compare his enthusiasm speaking of gun control with his feckless boredom when he has to speak of curtailing terrorism.

That alone shows he knows they're unrelated.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 06, 2015 07:55 PM (oVJmc)

101 He skipped his weekly golf game to meet with his team yesterday so you know he's going to take it out on us tonight.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2015 07:55 PM (/tuJf)

102 Everybody I know purchased a firearm today utilizing the gunshow loophole. Take that, Barry! Of course, the entire effort was a wasted when we all took a celebratory cruise on the lake and accidentally dumped the boat loosing all of our recent purchases and exchange records.

Posted by: Fritz at December 06, 2015 07:56 PM (3tjn4)

103 Why would obama's government try to stop ISIS?

They're on the same team.

Posted by: Methos at December 06, 2015 07:56 PM (ZbV+0)

104 What color lipstick will SCOAMF wear tonight? A nice peach?

Which hair? The Trust-me-gravitas gray? Or the vigorous black?

Posted by: Grump928(C) has pictures at December 06, 2015 07:56 PM (rwI+c)

105 I can't watch the lying son of a bitch (and I do mean that literally). I can't stand to look at him anymore, I can't stand to listen to him anymore and I can't stand looking at the media bozos fall all over themselves to kiss his ass after one of his ridiculous pronouncements.

Gonna tell us you've got the JV team under control, Barry?

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at December 06, 2015 07:56 PM (P8951)

106 The SCOAMF only feels I'm good enough for a footstool.

Well, I guess that is better than what the Clenis used to used me for.

Posted by: the Resolute Desk at December 06, 2015 07:56 PM (H9MG5)

107 Splunge, I might be watching with you. This issue is too important to me. He is going to go full retard tonight.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 06, 2015 07:56 PM (2x3L+)

108
Yes, this will be a defining speech for Obama further detailing his fecklessness, prevarication, and obfuscation of fact.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at December 06, 2015 07:56 PM (OiFtZ)

109 Should've put all my money in spare AR parts and cosmolene...

Posted by: PabloD at December 06, 2015 07:56 PM (eOnMX)

110 And of course he's late.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at December 06, 2015 07:56 PM (0IhFx)

111 So, is the MSM pre-empting programming? Is he on more than one station?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 06, 2015 07:56 PM (iQIUe)

112 Barack Obama running late as usual...just behind the guy with the hollow ass!

Posted by: Rino sanctuary at December 06, 2015 07:56 PM (Pyr1a)

113 So is He there yet?

Posted by: donna at December 06, 2015 07:56 PM (/dSsq)

114
There it is, we're all the same!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at December 06, 2015 07:56 PM (OiFtZ)

115 ABC Live - America held hostage - 2,555 days. The nightmare that never ends.

"The president wants to make it clear that he is taking this threat seriously

Posted by: Jamile Blinkerdoerf at December 06, 2015 07:56 PM (Ym7zW)

116 A podium????

Hahahahahahahaha!

Must---have---pageantry!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2015 07:56 PM (NOIQH)

117 It speaks.

Posted by: Grump928(C) has pictures at December 06, 2015 07:56 PM (rwI+c)

118 "Just as bigoted."

Well, Ms. Stasi, I guess there's a fine line between having negative impressions of a religious cult of killers and their facilitators on one hand, and slaughtering a dozen innocents at a Christmas party on the other hand.

Yeah. Very fine line. Go to hell, bint.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 06, 2015 07:56 PM (RU5ki)

119 He's on time!

Posted by: Splunge at December 06, 2015 07:56 PM (iMxBJ)

120 He looks like a corpse.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 06, 2015 07:57 PM (EUMr7)

121 2 minutes 10 secs late. So much for my hunch.

Posted by: gp at December 06, 2015 07:57 PM (mk9aG)

122 Co worker violence

Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2015 07:57 PM (k0xxN)

123 Wow TFG was actually on time.

Posted by: Emile Antoon Khadaji at December 06, 2015 07:57 PM (Nj2wY)

124
It's workplace violence, and not terrorism!!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at December 06, 2015 07:57 PM (OiFtZ)

125 No broader threat of terrorism...DRINK!

Posted by: Methos at December 06, 2015 07:57 PM (ZbV+0)

126 OK, he looks weird

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2015 07:57 PM (NOIQH)

127 On a slightly lighter note.. my son and daughter will be going with me Saturday to the gun range. Neither have ever shot a gun. Both are starting to realize what's going on.

Posted by: jewells45 at December 06, 2015 07:57 PM (5fvBZ)

128 Lie #1
Yes it was Islamic terrorism, you jackass

Posted by: chemjeff at December 06, 2015 07:57 PM (uZNvH)

129 I'll be following it here. I took your advice, ace and I cut the tv a few months ago. I haven't even bothered to get an antenna yet. I don't want to head the guy's voice on the radio or internet either. Blech.

Won't trump make hay if he proposes more gun control for law abiding citizens. And how fun that Bernie and Hillary will most likely have to back Obama. Can you say "backlash"?

Posted by: Auntie Doodles at December 06, 2015 07:57 PM (teYv/)

130 He's lying. Say Islamic terrorism you cocksucker

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 06, 2015 07:57 PM (s0Kry)

131 3 Wow TFG was actually on time.

Well close anyway...

Posted by: donna at December 06, 2015 07:57 PM (/dSsq)

132 It lies.

Posted by: Grump928(C) has pictures at December 06, 2015 07:57 PM (rwI+c)

133 I won't and can't watch. He makes my skin crawl.

Ditto

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 06, 2015 07:57 PM (RU5ki)

134 "9 Oh, I am on pins and needles just waiting for this manchild to tell me how I should feel."

and who you are not.

Posted by: Thirdtwin at December 06, 2015 07:57 PM (Ixl7R)

135 Well, he wasn't an actually Jew-Jew. He was of the Messianic variety.

Right. He was a Jewish Christian Pro-Life Republican. That's 4 strikes and boy is he out in the leftist's mindset.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 06, 2015 07:57 PM (39g3+)

136 Oh, just fuck him. "FBI still gathering evidence. No evidence". Blah blah blah.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 06, 2015 07:57 PM (2x3L+)

137 I bought an NRA Lifetime Membership about an hour ago. Looking forward to getting my leather jacket and proudly wearing it.

Posted by: Manolo at December 06, 2015 07:57 PM (iGNtx)

138 Speech prediction:

It may be terrorism, but really, it's
about guns getting into the wrong hands. I'll be issuing an executive
order to tighten up gun laws. If you're on a watch list, even if it's by
accident, you can't get a gun. And Congress can go with me if they want
to, because they should.

Posted by: Vendette at December 06, 2015 07:57 PM (vswPF)

139 So the islamist sympathizer will try the old jedi mind trick yet again -

"there are no islamic terrorists...
"that was work...
"it wouldn't happen if there were no guns...
"islam is a peaceful religion...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 06, 2015 07:58 PM (T78UI)

140 No cell membership, at least non we found till the media trashed the crime scene

Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2015 07:58 PM (k0xxN)

141 Whoa... that AIDS/HIV is really taking it's toll huh?

Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at December 06, 2015 07:58 PM (sqs5K)

142 I don't give a f' about what he's saying and Young Martin Sheen is on Colombo. Looks just like Charlie.

Posted by: freaked at December 06, 2015 07:58 PM (BO/km)

143 I sure hope he doesnt do the muslims are great people. I'm sure some are lovely but the majority are not.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 06, 2015 07:58 PM (iQIUe)

144
I do not have a gun license here in NYC, but I'm going to go buy some ammo, just for shits and giggles.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2015 07:58 PM (uRmWf)

145 No, we have been at war with islam since we had to teach their pirates a lesson 2 centuries ago

Posted by: Methos at December 06, 2015 07:58 PM (ZbV+0)

146 126
OK, he looks weird

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2015 07:57 PM (NOIQH)
he's been chain-smoking again I think

Posted by: chemjeff at December 06, 2015 07:58 PM (uZNvH)

147 Has gotten to high horses, the Crusades or Jim Crow yet?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 06, 2015 07:58 PM (45oDG)

148 Podium hides the assless chaps.

Posted by: eman at December 06, 2015 07:58 PM (MQEz6)

149
It is an act of terrorism, but not ISLAMIC terrorism. Listen to this asshole very closely to understand his nuance.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at December 06, 2015 07:58 PM (OiFtZ)

150 "Osama!" DRINK!

Posted by: Judas Washington at December 06, 2015 07:58 PM (hCdMd)

151 FYI, the FBI is still investigating, - at Dunkin Donuts, jackwagons!

Posted by: Fritz at December 06, 2015 07:58 PM (3tjn4)

152 American values will dictate TFG ignore the Constitution, but you knew that already.

This must be done because the Feds failed in vetting a new immigrant coming to this country under a false name, giving a fake address and failing to produce even a photograph.

But it's all the fault of law-abiding Americans who buy guns for self-defense.

Posted by: MTF at December 06, 2015 07:58 PM (TxJGV)

153 Piehole in Chief

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 06, 2015 07:58 PM (RU5ki)

154 Actually weve been at war since the Barbary pirates, you silly insignificant fuck

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 06, 2015 07:58 PM (EUMr7)

155 Shot Osama bin laden

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 06, 2015 07:58 PM (pahrJ)

156
I bought an NRA Lifetime Membership about an hour ago. Looking forward to getting my leather jacket and proudly wearing it.

Posted by: Manolo at December 06, 2015 07:57 PM (iGNtx)

And lots of mail.

Posted by: Vendette at December 06, 2015 07:58 PM (vswPF)

157 And Vincent Price!

Posted by: freaked at December 06, 2015 07:58 PM (BO/km)

158 Smells like old socks and pussy.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo, watching SoA at December 06, 2015 07:58 PM (Kmr9I)

159 "He looks like a corpse." He looks like a space alien.

Posted by: gp at December 06, 2015 07:58 PM (mk9aG)

160 "The terrorist attack has turned into a new phase."

Mainly because you screwed the pooch, you nitwit.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 06, 2015 07:58 PM (oKE6c)

161 How long is this POS gonna blabber?

Posted by: Corona at December 06, 2015 07:58 PM (ragzU)

162 With these common-sense reforms, we can make America's streets as safe as those of Paris!

Posted by: Urgent Speech first draft at December 06, 2015 07:58 PM (AHcBG)

163 His eyes look pretty red. Pre-speech Choom?

Posted by: Splunge at December 06, 2015 07:58 PM (iMxBJ)

164 ISIL...DRINK!

Posted by: Methos at December 06, 2015 07:59 PM (ZbV+0)

165 Wait - I thought AQ and ISIS were on the run. WTF?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 06, 2015 07:59 PM (oKE6c)

166 How long is this POS gonna blabber?

It's already been too long...

Posted by: donna at December 06, 2015 07:59 PM (/dSsq)

167 Oh, just fuck him. "FBI still gathering evidence. No evidence". Blah blah blah.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 06, 2015 07:57 PM (2x3L+)

Was that before or after the MFM ran all over the apartment?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 06, 2015 07:59 PM (45oDG)

168 Obama shows up for a speech wearing an English Rep tie, instead of an American one. The strips are different.

Tone deaf fvcker.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 06, 2015 07:59 PM (jJRIy)

169 Presidential proposals tonight will include requiring double-pinkie swears when filling out immigration documents, limiting magazine sizes to one round, and camps for those who defame the Prophet of Islam.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 06, 2015 07:59 PM (oVJmc)

170 Mass shootings that are all too common...hey, I have an idea, if you don't know which muslim is going to self -radicalize, how about you stop bringing in more?

Posted by: no good deed at December 06, 2015 07:59 PM (GgxVX)

171 >>Wow TFG was actually on time.
''

Pre-taped, I think.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2015 07:59 PM (NOIQH)

172 Well, at least the Imbecile finally admitted Ft. Hood was terrorism

Posted by: GrandMa Bell at December 06, 2015 07:59 PM (RLdcX)

173 Just admitted ISIS is getting stronger! Of course he said "ISIL."

Posted by: Splunge at December 06, 2015 07:59 PM (iMxBJ)

174 "The terrorist attack has turned into a new phase."

He just noticed? Fuckhead.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 06, 2015 07:59 PM (RU5ki)

175 159 "He looks like a corpse." He looks like a space alien.
Posted by: gp at December 06, 2015 07:58 PM (mk9aG)

Because he's a corpse, man.

Get it?!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2015 07:59 PM (uRmWf)

176 ISIL again, gives them control of Iraq, Syria, Isrial, Lebanon, Turley

Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2015 07:59 PM (k0xxN)

177 SMDH. "Every day when I read my intellgence briefing". What fucking despicable shameless liar

Posted by: L, Elle at December 06, 2015 07:59 PM (2x3L+)

178 Liar. He doesn't attend briefings every morning

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 06, 2015 07:59 PM (VROg+)

179 I confront this threat each and every morning...

... well, more like afternoon when I roll out of bed...

... and if I decide to read my daily briefing.

Posted by: SCOAMF at December 06, 2015 07:59 PM (H9MG5)

180 I get it. He's pretending to be President.

Posted by: Splunge at December 06, 2015 08:00 PM (iMxBJ)

181 How about some Vogon poetry instead.

Posted by: eman at December 06, 2015 08:00 PM (MQEz6)

182
Geez, he started lying in the first paragraph.

Posted by: TheTruth at December 06, 2015 08:00 PM (Av8i6)

183 He's so Big Daddy.

Posted by: Corona at December 06, 2015 08:00 PM (ragzU)

184 Of course there's a way to destroy it.

Clue: it involves rope. Lots and lots of rope.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 06, 2015 08:00 PM (oKE6c)

185 177 SMDH. "Every day when I read my intellgence briefing". What fucking despicable shameless liar

Around noonish...

Posted by: donna at December 06, 2015 08:00 PM (/dSsq)

186 After I give this speech I gots to go to a Hollywood party! Party on bitches!

Posted by: Injuin Blackfoot Barry, that eats dog at December 06, 2015 08:00 PM (jJRIy)

187 "our values" - drink!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2015 08:00 PM (NOIQH)

188
We will destroy ISIL, but not on my watch!

-Bronco Bama

Posted by: Doctor Fish at December 06, 2015 08:00 PM (OiFtZ)

189 Just still cannot get over the way this turned out.

Jewish Guy: man, Islam sure seems to be a violent religion
Muslim co-worker: This is not true. Islam is a religion of peace!
Jew: But look at all the awful stuff Muslims keep doing?
Muslim: I keel you!!!!!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 06, 2015 08:00 PM (39g3+)

190 Strong & smart. Well that ain't him

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 06, 2015 08:00 PM (vL/IL)

191 He will defeat it by being "smart?"

God help us.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 06, 2015 08:00 PM (oKE6c)

192 Just strong enough to make it the next president's problem.

Posted by: Grump928(C) has pictures at December 06, 2015 08:00 PM (rwI+c)

193 We will defeat ISIL! Here's how. Step one, give up your guns...

Posted by: Prezzy Obumbles at December 06, 2015 08:00 PM (uZNvH)

194 104 What color lipstick will SCOAMF wear tonight? A nice peach?

Which hair? The Trust-me-gravitas gray? Or the vigorous black?
--------------------------------------------------

The biggest decision he made all day was whether he would wear a power tie of some subdued dark blue in honor of the victims of American gun show killings.

Posted by: MTF at December 06, 2015 08:00 PM (TxJGV)

195 The cancer is political correctness.

"Man caused disasters"

Posted by: Workplace hybrid jihad at December 06, 2015 08:00 PM (09DZ1)

196 STFU with that ISIL bullshit.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 06, 2015 08:00 PM (2x3L+)

197 Rumor has it that Barry also authorized bear rape as a criteria for a Hollywood academy award.

Posted by: Fritz at December 06, 2015 08:01 PM (3tjn4)

198 I confront this threat each and every morning...

Bullshit. Poor ValJar is doing all the confronting, and the Right is the enemy she confronts.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 06, 2015 08:01 PM (RU5ki)

199 Great. We're gonna bomb some jungle gyms and scare the shit out of some goats.

How about not letting fucking Muslims into this country? Huh?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 06, 2015 08:01 PM (oKE6c)

200 Airstrikes are taking out ISIL targets. Well, Russian airstrikes anyway.

Posted by: Grump928(C) has pictures at December 06, 2015 08:01 PM (rwI+c)

201 He used "decimated" wrong.

Posted by: Splatticusfinch@aol at December 06, 2015 08:01 PM (/M0Fx)

202 We're so tough.

WTF is ISIL?

Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 06, 2015 08:01 PM (z382/)

203 We're upping our bombing to 10 a day instead of 7. That's like almost a 50% increase bitches!

Posted by: Injuin Blackfoot Barry, that eats dog at December 06, 2015 08:01 PM (jJRIy)

204 ISIL I prefer ISIS...

Posted by: donna at December 06, 2015 08:01 PM (/dSsq)

205 Oh yeah Syrian forces. That's the fucking ticket all 4 of them

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 06, 2015 08:01 PM (8PcKC)

206 Aw, crap, still gonna arm the "good" Syrians....who become ISIS.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2015 08:01 PM (NOIQH)

207 Oh good more cash to train "tens" of fighters

Posted by: Workplace hybrid jihad at December 06, 2015 08:01 PM (09DZ1)

208
Since no gum thread, per se, I shall post pictures of a pretty girl here.

http://bit.ly/1SHRMGy

Posted by: Grump928(C) has pictures at December 06, 2015 07:43 PM (rwI+c)

*sidles up to Finnish lass*

How YOU doin', sweetie.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 06, 2015 08:01 PM (o98Jz)

209 All I am hearing is "I just have to run out the clock for one more year, then see ya."

Posted by: no good deed at December 06, 2015 08:01 PM (GgxVX)

210
All bullshit and no provable facts!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at December 06, 2015 08:01 PM (OiFtZ)

211 At least he isn't saying dash

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 06, 2015 08:01 PM (QdyoO)

212 181 How about some Vogon poetry instead.
Posted by: eman at December 06, 2015 08:00 PM (MQEz6)

Slotty Bartfarst?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2015 08:01 PM (uRmWf)

213 "Work with our Muslim friends here at home."

He said that with a straight face.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 06, 2015 08:02 PM (oKE6c)

214 Why would Turkey seal it's border with Syria? It's making too much money selling ISIS' oil.

Posted by: Methos at December 06, 2015 08:02 PM (ZbV+0)

215 Wake'n'Bake!

Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at December 06, 2015 08:02 PM (Mn2TM)

216 >>He used "decimated" wrong.

His speechwriter, that is...

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2015 08:02 PM (NOIQH)

217 Under the Obamas, the Secret Service has become a gaggle of whoring, incompetent drunks, dopers and political hires who cannot even keep the White House lawn secure.

He screwed up his own bodyguards. How can Obama possibly pretend he knows how to protect the rest of us?"

_________________
Oh, snap!

Posted by: Auntie Doodles at December 06, 2015 08:02 PM (teYv/)

218 FUCK TURKEY

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 06, 2015 08:02 PM (EUMr7)

219 Is he fucking high? A cease fire in Syria?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2015 08:02 PM (/tuJf)

220 Oh, good. "We're working with Turkey."

Posted by: Splunge at December 06, 2015 08:02 PM (iMxBJ)

221 Hahaha. "With American leadership"

Posted by: L, Elle at December 06, 2015 08:02 PM (2x3L+)

222 He can't call them the islamic state because there is no 'islamic' in ISIL.

Posted by: Jamile Blinkerdoerf at December 06, 2015 08:02 PM (Ym7zW)

223 So is it His typical I,I,I, Me,Me,Me?

Posted by: donna at December 06, 2015 08:02 PM (/dSsq)

224 Can Barry expedite the delivery of pizza and beer before the late game kickoff?

Posted by: Fritz at December 06, 2015 08:02 PM (3tjn4)

225 Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant

Posted by: Injuin Blackfoot Barry, that eats dog at December 06, 2015 08:02 PM (jJRIy)

226
I was laughing about the story that the bitch left her engagement ring in the bathroom and someone, allegedly, took it. She's rated about it for months. I think she probably dropped it down the sink.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 06, 2015 08:02 PM (iQIUe)

227 I hope he tells us a charming story about his meeting with the lovely Clock Boy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 06, 2015 08:02 PM (RU5ki)

228 I think its really not in the president's best interest to keep talking about how common mass killings are, since they've spiked about double in his administration. I'm just waiting for someone to point this out and hammer that point home. Look at what has happened to the rule of law and the safety of Americans with a Democrat in the white house. Do you want more of this?

Republicans used to be known for law and order and foreign policy safety of the country. Its a known winning platform. Why did they abandon it?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 06, 2015 08:02 PM (39g3+)

229 We will defeat ISIL by giving weapons to Iraqi and Syrian fighters on the ground who oppose ISIL! Never mind that we have no real idea who they are or even if they won't switch sides the day after we give them weapons. But I'm doing something dammit!

Posted by: Prezzy Obumbles at December 06, 2015 08:02 PM (uZNvH)

230 We have no strategy

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 06, 2015 08:02 PM (EUMr7)

231
Standing by for "it's all Bush' fault"!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at December 06, 2015 08:02 PM (OiFtZ)

232 In other news, the President has declared the VFW, the American Legion, and the VA patient waiting room as terrorist groups. And, ISIS/ISIL has just been declared a community organization eligible for federal grants...

Posted by: Manolo at December 06, 2015 08:02 PM (iGNtx)

233 He's so likable. Ask O'Reilly.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 06, 2015 08:02 PM (z382/)

234 Why weren't you doing all this shit for the past 4 years dhimmi dummy

Posted by: Workplace hybrid jihad at December 06, 2015 08:02 PM (09DZ1)

235 Even better: "We're working with our allies to establish a process and timeline for a cease-fire." Wow, I'm impressed.

Posted by: Splunge at December 06, 2015 08:02 PM (iMxBJ)

236 ISIL is what they want to be called instead of ISIS. So let's not offend them, OK?

Posted by: Injuin Blackfoot Barry, that eats dog at December 06, 2015 08:02 PM (jJRIy)

237 Dear Mulatto Mediocrity,

ISIS/ISIL is only part of the problem. Muslim immigration to this country is the problem.

STOP. IT. NOW.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 06, 2015 08:03 PM (oKE6c)

238 I refuse to watch. Passionless speech about terrorism or speech full of anger about republicans blocking gun control?

Posted by: Buzzion at December 06, 2015 08:03 PM (zt+N6)

239 Here it comes. At home

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 06, 2015 08:03 PM (7uC+4)

240 227 I hope he tells us a charming story about his meeting with the lovely Clock Boy.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 06, 2015 08:02 PM (RU5ki)

Cock Boy. Harry Reid.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2015 08:03 PM (uRmWf)

241 I feel so much safer knowing they are reviewing the K-1 visa program.

Posted by: no good deed at December 06, 2015 08:03 PM (GgxVX)

242 So some terrorist POS shoots up Cali and he wants to talk about cease fires?

Holy fuck this guy's brain is AIDS rattled.

Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at December 06, 2015 08:03 PM (sqs5K)

243 Here comes the gun grabbing propaganda

Posted by: L, Elle at December 06, 2015 08:03 PM (2x3L+)

244 How about border security?

Posted by: Workplace hybrid jihad at December 06, 2015 08:03 PM (09DZ1)

245 How I'll fix things:
1) Place women in combat roles
2) Confiscate weapons from law-abiding citizens
3) Surrender to whoever demands it first, be they ISIL or Putin or Reggie

Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at December 06, 2015 08:03 PM (Mn2TM)

246 Here it comes.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 06, 2015 08:03 PM (z382/)

247
"Review the visa waiver program" -Translation - We're going to punt until I leave office.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at December 06, 2015 08:03 PM (OiFtZ)

248 He can't call them the islamic state because there is no 'islamic' in ISIL.

There's no Islamic in eyesill!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at December 06, 2015 08:03 PM (39g3+)

249 Assault weapons ban of course

Posted by: L, Elle at December 06, 2015 08:03 PM (2x3L+)

250 Suspend the Constitution.

Lock and load

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 06, 2015 08:03 PM (EUMr7)

251 There is the no-fly list and "assault weapon" argument.

Posted by: Vendette at December 06, 2015 08:03 PM (vswPF)

252 No Fly List Gun Control

Posted by: Splunge at December 06, 2015 08:03 PM (iMxBJ)

253 This jackass talks to us as if he is talking to 4 yr olds. What a dipshit.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at December 06, 2015 08:03 PM (BZAd3)

254 And I can put anyone on a no fly list if I want, bitches, so better be nice to me.

Posted by: Injuin Blackfoot Barry, that eats dog at December 06, 2015 08:03 PM (jJRIy)

255 How beautiful is that sound of the muezzin at sunset again?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 06, 2015 08:03 PM (RU5ki)

256 What could possibly be the rationale for letting someone on a no-fly list buy a gun?

What could possibly be the rationale for letting Muslims into the country?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 06, 2015 08:03 PM (oKE6c)

257 Illegal guns

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 06, 2015 08:03 PM (Omh3b)

258 Don't even have to be under investigation for anything to be on no fly list.

Posted by: Mr. Healthy Penis at December 06, 2015 08:03 PM (LYCUN)

259 No columns?

Posted by: CDR M at December 06, 2015 08:03 PM (SCx0h)

260 Possibly some of Jeff Dunham's finest work tonight.

It's almost as if the Dummy is a real human.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 06, 2015 08:03 PM (ptqRm)

261 bingo!

Posted by: Jamile Blinkerdoerf at December 06, 2015 08:03 PM (Ym7zW)

262 Here it comes.

Molon labe you jug eared fuck.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 06, 2015 08:03 PM (9jeGC)

263 I know there are some who reject gun safety measures...drink.

Posted by: no good deed at December 06, 2015 08:04 PM (GgxVX)

264 Send a donation to the NRAILA, people. They, and WE, are gonna need it.

FBHO. Sideways. With a cactus.

Posted by: Jaws at December 06, 2015 08:04 PM (Rbtz3)

265 Because we have no reason to believe anyone on the no fly list belongs there.

And we don't trust the TSA any farther than the IRS, FDA, and EPA

Posted by: Methos at December 06, 2015 08:04 PM (ZbV+0)

266 No fly list weapons ban?How about never been convicted of anything

Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2015 08:04 PM (k0xxN)

267 Give up your guns, dammit!

Posted by: Prezzy Obumbles at December 06, 2015 08:04 PM (uZNvH)

268 I didn't get anything but a magazine (and a ton of mail) for my lifetime membership? Now you get a jacket, crap.

Posted by: Jean at December 06, 2015 08:04 PM (fBkaR)

269 *sidles up to Finnish lass*

I have named her Sophia.

Posted by: Grump928(C) has pictures at December 06, 2015 08:04 PM (rwI+c)

270 >> "to establish a process and timeline for a cease-fire."

Not results, a process...and timeline

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2015 08:04 PM (NOIQH)

271 Yes, never allow someone who hasn't even been arrested or much less convicted of a crime to buy a gun.

Posted by: huerfano at December 06, 2015 08:04 PM (NSb9d)

272 245 How I'll fix things:
1) Place women in combat roles
2) Confiscate weapons from law-abiding citizens
3) Surrender to whoever demands it first, be they ISIL or Putin or Reggie

You know, You've said it all...

Posted by: donna at December 06, 2015 08:04 PM (/dSsq)

273 Assault weapons? AR-15?

Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 06, 2015 08:04 PM (z382/)

274 people safety not gun safety numbnuts

Posted by: derit at December 06, 2015 08:04 PM (jT+gh)

275 Vetting oh good

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 06, 2015 08:04 PM (MwNIp)

276 The no fly list is a joke.

Posted by: CDR M at December 06, 2015 08:04 PM (SCx0h)

277 TV off. Someone post when it's safe to watch the Steelers. At least he started on time...

Posted by: Ben Ghazi at December 06, 2015 08:04 PM (7n1vM)

278
I think he needs to get his pants re-creased. With the Rachel Corrie presser whilst still in them.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2015 08:04 PM (uRmWf)

279 Now for the one thing that really excites him: gun control.

Posted by: Maetenloch at December 06, 2015 08:04 PM (wqVD1)

280 The president's scheme to make us safer:
1) Fight climate change
2) Put women in combat

Yeah, that should do it.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 06, 2015 08:04 PM (39g3+)

281 I don't give a f' about what he's saying and Young Martin Sheen is on Colombo. Looks just like Charlie.

Posted by: freaked at December 06, 2015 07:58 PM

The one about the miracle cream.

Posted by: otho at December 06, 2015 08:04 PM (EWg9n)

282 I saw something about negotiating with ISIS and I thought they were nuts.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 06, 2015 08:04 PM (iQIUe)

283 Should we also close the pipe bomb show loophole?

Posted by: a modest proposal at December 06, 2015 08:04 PM (H9MG5)

284 Yep, he's full prog now. Just waiting for "gun show loophole" to make an appearance.

Posted by: Splunge at December 06, 2015 08:04 PM (iMxBJ)

285 He's touchy about no-flies since those couple of flies landed on his face, mistaking it for ... well ... you know.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 06, 2015 08:04 PM (oKE6c)

286 "We must disarm all the people on my list"

Posted by: Judas Washington at December 06, 2015 08:04 PM (hCdMd)

287 I've got warlock blood!

Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at December 06, 2015 08:04 PM (Mn2TM)

288 Does TFG think gun sales in all 57 states will need to end permanently or will a temporary gutting of the Second Amendment be enough?

Posted by: MTF at December 06, 2015 08:04 PM (TxJGV)

289 Wow. ISIS must be quaking in their boots with this amazing strategy

Posted by: Workplace hybrid jihad at December 06, 2015 08:04 PM (09DZ1)

290 I'm trolling Congress!!!!

Posted by: Prezzy Obumbles at December 06, 2015 08:04 PM (uZNvH)

291 Even the fucking ACLU argues against making it illegal for someone on the no fly list to buy a gun.

Posted by: Mr. Healthy Penis at December 06, 2015 08:04 PM (LYCUN)

292 Wtf on this whole shitshow.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 06, 2015 08:04 PM (2x3L+)

293 Take away rights from everyone so that criminals will become law abiding citizens.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at December 06, 2015 08:05 PM (BZAd3)

294 That's what they want.

Right.

What do the Commies want?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 06, 2015 08:05 PM (oKE6c)

295 Next - too late.

That horse has already left the barn, jumped the fence and is kanoodling with the mares three counties away.

Posted by: Jamile Blinkerdoerf at December 06, 2015 08:05 PM (Ym7zW)

296 Don't be talking trash to my Towel head friends, or ELSE.

Posted by: Injuin Blackfoot Barry, that eats dog at December 06, 2015 08:05 PM (jJRIy)

297 Wow, that was it for his great strategic thinking?

Posted by: Splunge at December 06, 2015 08:05 PM (iMxBJ)

298 Gun safety matters? I've got an answer... close the border and don't let any more Muslims in...

Posted by: donna at December 06, 2015 08:05 PM (/dSsq)

299 Lays it off on Republican congress.

We know where this is going.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 06, 2015 08:05 PM (z382/)

300 Ooh, here's the petulance...telling us what we *shouldn't do*.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2015 08:05 PM (NOIQH)

301 President Rimmer: Let's get tough. The time for talking is over. Call it
extreme if you like, but I propose we hit it hard and hit it fast with a
major -- and I mean major -- leaflet campaign, and while it's reeling
from that, we'd follow up with a {whist} drive, a car boot sale, some
street theatre and possibly even some benefit concerts. OK? Now, if
that's not enough, I'm sorry, it's time for the T-shirts: "Mutants Out"
... "Chameleonic Life Forms, No Thanks" ... and if that's not enough,
well, I don't know what will be.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 06, 2015 08:05 PM (oVJmc)

302
We should not castigate our Muslim friends and new arrivals.

-Hussein Obama

Posted by: Doctor Fish at December 06, 2015 08:05 PM (OiFtZ)

303 Let's just call it the No Gun List, and I'll decide who goes on it.

Posted by: Prez'nit Stand With Muslims at December 06, 2015 08:05 PM (RU5ki)

304 If we don't fight them, they will go away. Just wait!

Posted by: Injuin Blackfoot Barry, that eats dog at December 06, 2015 08:05 PM (jJRIy)

305 Somebody in Congress should write a textbook on the reality of the Obama administration so Barry can catch up on current events.

Posted by: Fritz at December 06, 2015 08:05 PM (3tjn4)

306 Can't defeat us on the battleground? Then you are giving the what they want jug ears

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 06, 2015 08:05 PM (7uC+4)

307 >>Smells like old socks and pussy.

Shit, I thought I got all the laundry out of there.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 06, 2015 08:05 PM (c7vUv)

308 291 Even the fucking ACLU argues against making it illegal for someone on the no fly list to buy a gun.
Posted by: Mr. Healthy Penis at December 06, 2015 08:04 PM (LYCUN)

Straw man alert.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 06, 2015 08:05 PM (oKE6c)

309 Obama being Obama....lazy over-educated commie who never worked a day in his life.

Fuck him....and his whore momma.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 06, 2015 08:05 PM (ej1L0)

310 I'm too cowardly to commit to a ground war and here's why it's a good thing

/voxbama

Posted by: Methos at December 06, 2015 08:05 PM (ZbV+0)

311 Special forces = expendable.

Posted by: Vendette at December 06, 2015 08:05 PM (vswPF)

312 Funny, not a peep about restricting immigration.

Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2015 08:05 PM (vsbNu)

313 "Sustainable Victory." What, recycling the brass?

Posted by: Splunge at December 06, 2015 08:06 PM (iMxBJ)

314 War between America and Islam is EXACTLY what we've got on our hands.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 06, 2015 08:06 PM (oKE6c)

315

There it is, we love Muslims and Islam!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at December 06, 2015 08:06 PM (OiFtZ)

316 299 Lays it off on Republican congress.

We know where this is going.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 06, 2015 08:05 PM (z382/)

And of course the GOP will fight back 10 times as hard against this.

Oh, wait . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2015 08:06 PM (uRmWf)

317 #Teachmuzziesnottokill

Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2015 08:06 PM (k0xxN)

318 Christians are at fault, right?

Posted by: Bitter Clingers For America at December 06, 2015 08:06 PM (TxJGV)

319 214 Why would Turkey seal it's border with Syria? It's making too much money selling ISIS' oil.
Posted by: Methos at December 06, 2015 08:02 PM (ZbV+0)

He does not know that as he refuses to get intel briefs on ISIS.

Posted by: CDR M at December 06, 2015 08:06 PM (SCx0h)

320 Just wait til those terrorists find out they have to turn in their guns.

Asshole.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 06, 2015 08:06 PM (RU5ki)

321 Leave muslims alo-o-o-one.

Posted by: Barry Obama at December 06, 2015 08:06 PM (NSb9d)

322 Tiny fraction? Fuck you and fuck you again

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 06, 2015 08:06 PM (UiGnh)

323 Aaaaand BINGO!

Here's the lecture in how Islam is the ROP.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2015 08:06 PM (NOIQH)

324 "Patriotic Muslim Americans" like CAIR

Posted by: L, Elle at December 06, 2015 08:06 PM (2x3L+)

325 276 The no fly list is a joke.
Posted by: CDR M at December 06, 2015 08:04 PM (SCx0h)

And I believe the law as written includes everyone on the terrorist watch list which is a larger, more loosely-defined list.

Posted by: Maetenloch at December 06, 2015 08:06 PM (wqVD1)

326 Those victims are muslim because infidels aren't at hand

Posted by: derit at December 06, 2015 08:06 PM (jT+gh)

327 Calls for unity - I told you! I told you so!

Posted by: Jamile Blinkerdoerf at December 06, 2015 08:06 PM (Ym7zW)

328 What "ISIL" wants is whatever is not Obama's strategy.

Posted by: Splunge at December 06, 2015 08:06 PM (iMxBJ)

329 The most beautiful sound in the world is the call to pray!

Posted by: Injuin Blackfoot Barry, that eats dog at December 06, 2015 08:06 PM (jJRIy)

330 islam is a cult of death, even those congress considers citizens.

ISIS and Al Qaeda are the ones willing to act on their beliefs.

Posted by: Methos at December 06, 2015 08:06 PM (ZbV+0)

331 I fucking hate being lectured to by this bigoted failure.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2015 08:06 PM (/tuJf)

332 Great plan. Take our guns away and leave the border wide open.

Posted by: CDR M at December 06, 2015 08:06 PM (SCx0h)

333 Millions of loyal patriotic Muslim-Americans

Well, both of them, anyway.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 06, 2015 08:06 PM (oKE6c)

334 Could someone who is good at these kinds of things find an accurate estimate of how many legal guns there are in the US and find the number of legal guns that are used to commit crimes and find out what percentage of legal guns are used in crime. Or find that number if it has already been calculated, or is it perhaps in John Lott's book? I'm curious if the number is significantly larger than the percentage of Muslims who are terrorists?

Posted by: PBJ1515 at December 06, 2015 08:07 PM (r1du+)

335 Gun control is a proper grip and stance, right?

Posted by: eman at December 06, 2015 08:07 PM (MQEz6)

336 Yes, they must confront that problem. How about you make them do it in their own countries and not import it.

Posted by: no good deed at December 06, 2015 08:07 PM (GgxVX)

337 J. J you so funny

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 06, 2015 08:07 PM (7uC+4)

338 Muslims are "some of our strongest allies." Really, Barry?

Posted by: Splunge at December 06, 2015 08:07 PM (iMxBJ)

339 Next attack will with within a week.

Posted by: Vendette at December 06, 2015 08:07 PM (vswPF)

340 ISIL ain't even Islamic!

Note the moose in muslin.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 06, 2015 08:07 PM (z382/)

341 I can fix things, but you assholes need to stop bitching about "laws" and "rights" and "dragging us out of our beds in the middle of the night" already. Jeez.

Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at December 06, 2015 08:07 PM (Mn2TM)

342 Tiny fraction? Fuck you and fuck you again

Yeah, what's a couple million terrorists? Or is it billion?

Posted by: donna at December 06, 2015 08:07 PM (/dSsq)

343 Can't defeat us on the battlefield, so we won't fight them there.

We'll take them in as refugees so they can have "victories" against us here!

Brilliant!!!

Posted by: the Guinness Guys at December 06, 2015 08:07 PM (H9MG5)

344 Why has Barry Obama appropriated William Shatner's speech patterns?

Posted by: Fritz at December 06, 2015 08:07 PM (3tjn4)

345 Christ, what crap.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 06, 2015 08:07 PM (oKE6c)

346 So he wags his finger at Americans and declares "Poor Moooslems" again.

Fuck him and his sycophants!

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at December 06, 2015 08:07 PM (A1Dcl)

347 Fuck You Asshole!

Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at December 06, 2015 08:07 PM (sqs5K)

348 Mussleman this mussleman that where did this guy go to school?

Posted by: Jamile Blinkerdoerf at December 06, 2015 08:07 PM (Ym7zW)

349 See? See?
Muslims throw gays off buildings, and Americans say mean things about Muslims. So you're all equally bad!

Posted by: Prezzy Obumbles at December 06, 2015 08:07 PM (uZNvH)

350 You did hear that I am the 12th Iman, right? I know the Koran!

Posted by: Injuin Blackfoot Barry, that eats dog at December 06, 2015 08:07 PM (jJRIy)

351 Funny, not a peep about restricting immigration.

Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2015 08:05 PM (vsbNu)

This is my shocked face.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 06, 2015 08:07 PM (RU5ki)

352 Im going to "listen" to it through the comments
I cannot listen to even one more speech by that America -despising JEF trying to tear down our country and enslave us.

Posted by: Ex Nyc peasant at December 06, 2015 08:07 PM (jj+OQ)

353 When we travel down that road, we lose.

He means the road of electing Democrats.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 06, 2015 08:07 PM (oKE6c)

354 will be within a week

Posted by: Vendette at December 06, 2015 08:07 PM (vswPF)

355 They are treated differently.... Treated with kid gloves.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 06, 2015 08:07 PM (9jeGC)

356 331 I fucking hate being lectured to by this bigoted failure.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2015 08:06 PM (/tuJf)

Sadly, he's been all too successful.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2015 08:07 PM (uRmWf)

357 The way he pronounces Muslims is just so grating. It's like the Paki-stahn thing

Posted by: L, Elle at December 06, 2015 08:08 PM (2x3L+)

358 lose our values or our lives, what a choice

Posted by: derit at December 06, 2015 08:08 PM (jT+gh)

359
We've had 10 years to enlist Muslim help, and they aren't buying our story, but are moderates who seek to watch others cut off your head.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at December 06, 2015 08:08 PM (OiFtZ)

360 And I believe the law as written includes everyone on the terrorist watch list which is an larger, more loosely-defined list.
Posted by: Maetenloch at December 06, 2015 08:06 PM (wqVD1)

Yup. Funny that there are some Iranian groups no longer listed as terrorists now thanks to the Iran deal.

Posted by: CDR M at December 06, 2015 08:08 PM (SCx0h)

361 Who is this we he keeps talking about?

Posted by: Grump928(C) has pictures at December 06, 2015 08:08 PM (rwI+c)

362 Sports Heros oh boy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 06, 2015 08:08 PM (+oRxW)

363 Will have Baroque's speechifying translated via morons. Thank you all for taking the sssszzzzzzzzzz for me. xoxo

Is he on time? Or are they still waiting for his Royal Facial Mole to make a grand appearance?

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at December 06, 2015 08:08 PM (7lqMl)

364 Once you understand that gun control is about disarming the American people in order to better implement a neo-Marxist agenda and has absolutely nothing--nothing--to do with public safety, then Obama's fixation--and by extension all 'progressives in toto'--on the issue becomes apparent.

They cannot rule us while we (private gun owners) are armed. From their perspective, we are the only thing preventing them from attaining the Utopia they dream about.

Posted by: troyriser at December 06, 2015 08:08 PM (Au69S)

365 and Yes, even your President is a Moslem.

Posted by: Grump928(C) has pictures at December 06, 2015 08:08 PM (rwI+c)

366 Hey, Muslims, Obama is an apostate. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 06, 2015 08:08 PM (oKE6c)

367 "Reject religious tests on who should be admitted to this country...when we travel down that road, we lose" Unbelievable.

Posted by: Splunge at December 06, 2015 08:08 PM (iMxBJ)

368 The no fly list is a tyrannical constitution shredding piece of crap. The number of people actually taken off the thing despite many mistakes and confusion you can count on one hand. It ignores due process, and was simply wrong when it was conceived.

But if you give the president the power to simply choose who is on there and prevent those people from having guns, guess how that will be used? Just guess.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 06, 2015 08:08 PM (39g3+)

369 Yeah, we lose out on having our throats slit.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 06, 2015 08:08 PM (iQIUe)

370 89 Lipstick. Usually some shade of purple. Depends on the amount of or lack of grey in the hair.

Posted by: gracepmc at December 06, 2015 08:08 PM (OU4q6)

371 yeah I knew he couldn't go through this speech without his typical petulant moral sermonizing

Posted by: chemjeff at December 06, 2015 08:08 PM (uZNvH)

372 Muslim Americans are our friends and neighbors.

Except the ones who shoot and kill us.

Posted by: The Media at December 06, 2015 08:08 PM (2Ocf1)

373 Right side of history chug chug chug

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 06, 2015 08:08 PM (QvClr)

374 Are we equal in the eyes of Karl Marx?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 06, 2015 08:08 PM (oKE6c)

375 'Right side of history.....'

Idiotic, vulgar hegelian......

Posted by: Kaspar Gutman at December 06, 2015 08:08 PM (/33sy)

376 Ummm.... How about shutting down U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services, that reconstituted face of the arm of the INS that let the 9/11 hijackers and the World Trade Center bombers and now the "Terrorists Next Door" into the country in the first place, you dumbass?!!!!

Posted by: Manolo at December 06, 2015 08:08 PM (iGNtx)

377 Lie.

We are not 'fellow Americans'.

No progressive is one of us.

Posted by: Methos at December 06, 2015 08:08 PM (ZbV+0)

378 Wow TFG was actually on time.

***

That's because he's heading to the Kennedy Center Gala afterwards.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 06, 2015 08:08 PM (PMlgt)

379
269 *sidles up to Finnish lass*

I have named her Sophia.

Posted by: Grump928(C) has pictures at December 06, 2015 08:04 PM (rwI+c)

My M39 is named Annikki. Had to give her a Finn name.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 06, 2015 08:08 PM (o98Jz)

380 Shit he's gonna win isis over by getting gay-married to el bagdadi!

Posted by: Jihadi at December 06, 2015 08:08 PM (gJEsZ)

381 "Right side of history" deep, man. really deep

Posted by: derit at December 06, 2015 08:08 PM (jT+gh)

382 Oh, so now we're exceptional??

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 06, 2015 08:08 PM (oKE6c)

383 And when you get beheaded by my towel head friends, you will die helping our country.

So go quietly, OK.

Posted by: Injuin Blackfoot Barry, that eats dog at December 06, 2015 08:08 PM (jJRIy)

384 I hope Trump makes hay out of this pap.

Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2015 08:09 PM (vsbNu)

385 He's as good at being a theologian as he is at everything else.

Posted by: Grump928(C) has pictures at December 06, 2015 08:09 PM (rwI+c)

386 We overcome disasters ... such as his Administration.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 06, 2015 08:09 PM (oKE6c)

387 Let's change the name of the list to the Proscriptions. Give it some historical precedent.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 06, 2015 08:09 PM (RU5ki)

388 GOTTA be on the Muslim brotherhood and CAIR's payrolls.

NO ONE is THIS stupid. No One.

Posted by: Marybeth in Florida at December 06, 2015 08:09 PM (7egrg)

389 John McCain is why we have this POS.

Posted by: Bitter Clingers For America at December 06, 2015 08:09 PM (TxJGV)

390 This whole speech is total bullshit

Posted by: L, Elle at December 06, 2015 08:09 PM (2x3L+)

391 Who wrote this crap for me?

Posted by: Injuin Blackfoot Barry, that eats dog at December 06, 2015 08:09 PM (jJRIy)

392 As long as we have hands to grasp.

Posted by: Corona at December 06, 2015 08:09 PM (ragzU)

393 So what's His plan to defeat ISIS? A few bombs dropped here or there? Fuck Him to hell...

Posted by: donna at December 06, 2015 08:09 PM (/dSsq)

394
Asshole!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at December 06, 2015 08:09 PM (OiFtZ)

395 Totally unexpected defense and justification of Islam. Surprised everyone, I'm sure.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at December 06, 2015 08:09 PM (BZAd3)

396 I don't like this lecture. I think I'll drop this course.

Posted by: Splunge at December 06, 2015 08:09 PM (iMxBJ)

397 "Derp!"

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 06, 2015 08:09 PM (Mn2TM)

398 To quote Cousin Vinnie, Everything that guy just said is bullshit.

Posted by: That SOB Van Owen at December 06, 2015 08:09 PM (J0jXd)

399 Fuck you. You worthless POS

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 06, 2015 08:09 PM (UiGnh)

400 Dennis Preger asked of democrats on Friday by allowing Muzzies immigration how many Americans are you willing to see die.

Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2015 08:09 PM (k0xxN)

401 God bless the United States of America? God bless the United States of America??

Whoa.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 06, 2015 08:09 PM (oKE6c)

402 We were founded on the idea that we are all equal before the law.

So again, Fuck You.

Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at December 06, 2015 08:09 PM (sqs5K)

403 Too bad we have a pussy cuck for Speaker who still wants waves of Musselmen in this country with "no religious test."

Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2015 08:09 PM (vsbNu)

404 364 Troyriser,

The left's goal matrix is SO awesome they are terrified of an armed populace....

Movie was better in the original Russian...

Posted by: Sven10077 at December 06, 2015 08:09 PM (g8Hfr)

405 So Muslim terrorists attack us and we get lectured about being tolerant. Fuck me.

Posted by: Maetenloch at December 06, 2015 08:09 PM (wqVD1)

406 There. That's done. Too late for the golf course, guess I'll go work on my putting.

Posted by: Barry Obama at December 06, 2015 08:09 PM (NSb9d)

407 "our values"..."right side of history"

Double-drink!!

OK, officially spent more time on lecture to what we need to do to protect Muslims than he spent on the victims.
Grrrrrrrrr!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2015 08:10 PM (NOIQH)

408 389 John McCain is why we have this POS.
Posted by: Bitter Clingers For America at December 06, 2015 08:09 PM (TxJGV)

"Ahem!"

- - Mitt Romney

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2015 08:10 PM (uRmWf)

409 228:Republicans used to be known for law and order and foreign policy safety of the country. Its a known winning platform. Why did they abandon it?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor

They don't call them the stupid party for nothing. They have EARNED that moniker.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 06, 2015 08:10 PM (8TSa9)

410 387 Let's change the name of the list to the Proscriptions. Give it some historical precedent.
-------------------------------------------------------

This.

Posted by: Bitter Clingers For America at December 06, 2015 08:10 PM (TxJGV)

411 NOw I know why Barry's wife and daughters wag their tongues and roll their eyes.

Daddy is a total fuckstick.

Posted by: Fritz at December 06, 2015 08:10 PM (3tjn4)

412 Holy crap, only lasted 2 ciggies. That's a record.

Posted by: Corona at December 06, 2015 08:10 PM (ragzU)

413 Nothing really new in the speech. Don't know why the hubbub.

Posted by: gp at December 06, 2015 08:10 PM (mk9aG)

414
What social justice subject will Costas lecture America on tonight?

Posted by: Doctor Fish at December 06, 2015 08:10 PM (OiFtZ)

415 He forgot to say Allah Snack Bar

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 06, 2015 08:10 PM (UiGnh)

416 F*cker just cinched my decision....

Gonna get me a pps 43 double-quick, and a thousand rounds of ammo......

Posted by: Kaspar Gutman at December 06, 2015 08:10 PM (/33sy)

417 I fucking hate being lectured to by this bigoted failure.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2015 08:06 PM (/tuJf)

I hate when he tries to lecture anyone on what his third-world, 84 IQ idea of "being an American" is ... especially since he was raised an America-hating, dog-eating, muzzie piece of retarded shit.

Barky is no countryman of mine.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 06, 2015 08:10 PM (zc3Db)

418 Whew, it's over. I am surprised. Very little mention of gun control. This seemed to be another speech to prevent the backlash that never comes

Posted by: L, Elle at December 06, 2015 08:10 PM (2x3L+)

419 We were founded on the idea that we are all equal before the law.

Unless you're a conservative Christian...

Posted by: donna at December 06, 2015 08:10 PM (/dSsq)

420 365
and Yes, even your President is a Moslem.

Posted by: Grump928(C) has pictures at December 06, 2015 08:08 PM (rwI+c)

Shhh, shut your dirty mouth.

Posted by: Injuin Blackfoot Barry, that eats dog at December 06, 2015 08:10 PM (jJRIy)

421 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Good, now the news repeaters will repeat what Obama said, to explain to us what Obama said because we can't understand what it is Obama said.

Posted by: Jamile Blinkerdoerf at December 06, 2015 08:10 PM (Ym7zW)

422 Fucking Romney.

Posted by: Grump928(C) has pictures at December 06, 2015 08:10 PM (rwI+c)

423 ABC commentator just started the post speech sentence "A stern and direct President Obama laying out..."

Somehow the video got shut down at that point. My finger must have slipped.

Posted by: Splunge at December 06, 2015 08:10 PM (iMxBJ)

424 Send a donation to the NRAILA, people. They, and WE, are gonna need it.

FBHO. Sideways. With a cactus.

Posted by: Jaws at December 06, 2015 08:04 PM (Rbtz3)

Does one have to be a U.S. citizen or a full-time resident to join the NRA?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2015 08:10 PM (+y3Tj)

425
It's over??? Not watching, but did he say what he was going to do policy-wise to touch off an armed insurrection?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2015 08:11 PM (uRmWf)

426 He left the golf course early FOR THIS?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 06, 2015 08:11 PM (RU5ki)

427 Will this be available on DVD and mp3?

Posted by: Corona at December 06, 2015 08:11 PM (ragzU)

428 Thanks heavens impeachment's off the table!

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 06, 2015 08:11 PM (Mn2TM)

429 He complains that his biggest failure is not convincing everyone of the bullshit he sells, soooo, he shows up tonight to deliver the same ol' shit he's spewed for years?

Brilliant!!!

Posted by: the Guinness Guys at December 06, 2015 08:11 PM (H9MG5)

430 That's it? Really?

Posted by: donna at December 06, 2015 08:11 PM (/dSsq)

431 @339...yep, they watch and prove this weakling wiffle-ball wrong. Time and time again. He should just stay in his hidey-hole watching ESPN until January 2017 and stop with his false statements.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at December 06, 2015 08:11 PM (7lqMl)

432 Anyone else think he got extra-glare-y when telling us we should not discriminate blah blah blah?

Kinda got creeped out for a moment...

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2015 08:11 PM (NOIQH)

433 Behold, America: I present your President!

Posted by: Manolo at December 06, 2015 08:11 PM (iGNtx)

434 The mussleman is our friend, our neighbor, and trading partners.

Posted by: Jamile Blinkerdoerf at December 06, 2015 08:11 PM (Ym7zW)

435 I remember the good ol' days of daily media wailing about no exit strategy. Today, not a peep about not even having an entry strategy for ISIS.

I watched the first episode of Homeland Season 5 last night and they nailed it when Quinn asked the leadership assembled before him what is the strategy for defeating ISIS. No one had an answer.

Posted by: CDR M at December 06, 2015 08:11 PM (SCx0h)

436 Wow B+arry really stuck it to those Muslims with his defense of Gay Muslims.

************

Well actually he didn't say a word about gay muslims.
But he said there are muslim sports players! Does that count?

Posted by: torabora at December 06, 2015 08:11 PM (xJxf4)

437 I didn't watch. What was the point of that speech?

Posted by: votermom at December 06, 2015 08:11 PM (cbfNE)

438 fcuking CBS asshole, it's not a "loophole" that people on some arbitrary list can buy guns

Posted by: chemjeff at December 06, 2015 08:11 PM (uZNvH)

439 Amen Maet @ 405

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 06, 2015 08:11 PM (s0Kry)

440 That's not a LOOPHOLE w/the no-fly list!!!!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2015 08:12 PM (NOIQH)

441 why does anybody watch this asshole. no exploding diarreahs on any other channel?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 06, 2015 08:12 PM (ucDmr)

442 Is it safe to come out of my bomb shelter now?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 06, 2015 08:12 PM (jR7Wy)

443 What's with that droopy right eye? Guy looks like Columbo.

Posted by: Kate58 at December 06, 2015 08:12 PM (oLZsm)

444
Is he going to send a copy to Queen Elizabeth for her I-Pod?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2015 08:12 PM (uRmWf)

445 I hate when he tries to lecture anyone on what his
third-world, 84 IQ idea of "being an American" is ... especially since
he was raised an America-hating, dog-eating, muzzie piece of retarded
shit.

Barky is no countryman of mine.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 06, 2015 08:10 PM (zc3Db)
Well said.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 06, 2015 08:12 PM (oKE6c)

446 437
I didn't watch. What was the point of that speech?

Posted by: votermom at December 06, 2015 08:11 PM (cbfNE)
he trolled Congress and then lectured everyone on how morally superior he claims to be

Posted by: chemjeff at December 06, 2015 08:12 PM (uZNvH)

447 'Quick, let me abrogate your Constitutional Rights.'

Posted by: Garrett at December 06, 2015 08:12 PM (1PIGh)

448 I can't watch this. Maybe someone at some point will give a full report.

I did something entirely annoying to leftists, however , and just prayed that Obama would be given wisdom and a love for this country and turn away from Marxism and enabling of Islam. I"m not holding my breath, however. I also prayed for protection for our country from all enemies foreign and domestic.

As far as Ms. Stasi, as you noted, Ace, very appropriate name. And whether he's bigoted in your view, Ms. Stasi, he didn't shoot up a bunch of co=workers so your comparison is a poor one, but there you o blaming the victim.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2015 08:12 PM (No/ki)

449 They cannot rule us while we (private gun owners) are armed. From their perspective, we are the only thing preventing them from attaining the Utopia they dream about.

Posted by: troyriser at December 06, 2015 08:08 PM (Au69S)

Winner winner chicken dinner!....you are correct troyriser!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 06, 2015 08:12 PM (ej1L0)

450 We shall defeat ISIL, insha'Allah.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at December 06, 2015 08:12 PM (rwI+c)

451 So that was really worth interrupting scheduled programming.

Posted by: Urgent Speech at December 06, 2015 08:12 PM (AHcBG)

452 Is it safe?

Posted by: Ben Ghazi at December 06, 2015 08:12 PM (7n1vM)

453 clint eastwood was positively clairvoyant about the empty chair

Posted by: jmb at December 06, 2015 08:12 PM (eLhW/)

454 I was genuinely terrified about this speech, but it was total weak sauce beginning to end. I had a feeling he was going to announce executive action to restrict rights, but instead it was just, "Other people should do things. Anyway is this over yet?"

I also liked the beginning, which was basically "Every terrorist act I've been mealy-mouthed about over the last few years was undoubtedly a terrorist act. A terrorist. Act."

Posted by: herpderp at December 06, 2015 08:12 PM (3gQzg)

455
He was so dreamy I was wet!

Posted by: Marie Harf at December 06, 2015 08:12 PM (OiFtZ)

456 393 So what's His plan to defeat ISIS? A few bombs dropped here or there? Fuck Him to hell...

Posted by: donna at December 06, 2015 08:09 PM (/dSsq)

Inventory says a few is all you get...make them count

Posted by: Doom Rider at December 06, 2015 08:12 PM (ck8TA)

457 GOTTA be on the Muslim brotherhood and CAIR's payrolls.

Somebody funded his campaign.

Look at who's made out well because of him.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 06, 2015 08:12 PM (oVJmc)

458 I've decided to join Gin Owners of America.

Posted by: OCBill at December 06, 2015 08:13 PM (oDxFZ)

459 So in other words no plan to beat ISIS...

Posted by: donna at December 06, 2015 08:13 PM (/dSsq)

460 Resident Evil is watching some obscure sports channel, rather than the First Fucktard...

her daddy was a battle ship sailor during the late unpleasantness with our allies the Japanese, and she has an amazing command of invective, when she chooses to exercise it.

me, personally, the only thing the First Punk Ass Bitch could say that i would support would be to resign immediately.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 06, 2015 08:13 PM (7+yyM)

461 Scoldy as usual.

Posted by: huerfano at December 06, 2015 08:13 PM (NSb9d)

462 441 why does anybody watch this asshole. no exploding diarreahs on any other channel?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 06, 2015 08:12 PM (ucDmr)

I'm looking frantically for a channel showing a test pattern. So far no luck.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 06, 2015 08:13 PM (oKE6c)

463 408 389 John McCain is why we have this POS.
Posted by: Bitter Clingers For America at December 06, 2015 08:09 PM (TxJGV)

"Ahem!"

- - Mitt Romney
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2015 08:10 PM (uRmWf)

But they were both electable or something. You damn bitter clingers screwed it up.

Posted by: GOPe at December 06, 2015 08:13 PM (SCx0h)

464 Um, is Scott Pelley a little dain-bramaged?

His delivery is so careful, like it's taking all of his concentration to speak....

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2015 08:13 PM (NOIQH)

465 Waiting for Trump to tell Ebola to shove it.

Posted by: eman at December 06, 2015 08:13 PM (MQEz6)

466 Barak is a jerkoff, but the Eagles still beat the despised Patriots on there own field.

Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2015 08:13 PM (k0xxN)

467 Does one have to be a U.S. citizen or a full-time resident to join the NRA?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2015 08:10 PM (+y3Tj)

I joined the NRA when I had a green card. It was ok

Posted by: GrandMa Bell at December 06, 2015 08:13 PM (RLdcX)

468 I hope none of y'all watched that turd talk. I made coffee instead.

Posted by: Draki at December 06, 2015 08:13 PM (sCOy8)

469 I didn't watch. Did he say "that's not who we are"?

Posted by: rickl at December 06, 2015 08:13 PM (sdi6R)

470 381 "Right side of history" deep, man. really deep
Posted by: derit at December 06, 2015 08:08 PM (jT+gh)

That's Hegelian/Marxist bullshit.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 06, 2015 08:13 PM (kpqmD)

471 "We're working with Turkey."

****

This mother fucker doesn't even know when Thanksgiving is???

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 06, 2015 08:13 PM (z+4T3)

472 Sorry I'm late Reggie, but I had to do some presidentin' shit.

Posted by: Prez'nit Shit Midas at December 06, 2015 08:13 PM (RU5ki)

473 If we run out of bombs to bomb ISIS (the bomb fund went to buy obamaphones) can we drop pigs on ISIS?

Posted by: torabora thinks outside the pen at December 06, 2015 08:13 PM (xJxf4)

474 438 fcuking CBS asshole, it's not a "loophole" that people on some arbitrary list can buy guns
----------------------------------------------------

Every gun sold in America is through a loophole.

Posted by: Bitter Clingers For America at December 06, 2015 08:14 PM (TxJGV)

475 @ 426, it was dark.

What the fuck was up with standing at podium in fron of desk? Extra lecture points?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 06, 2015 08:14 PM (s0Kry)

476 I'm looking frantically for a channel showing a test pattern. So far no luck.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 06, 2015 08:13 PM (oKE6c)

I just hit the channel up button and got Beverly Hills Chihuahua. Better than hearing the speech.

Posted by: CDR M at December 06, 2015 08:14 PM (SCx0h)

477 I have bought my gun safe, now I need to fill it. PBo has already said that he will focus on gun control and global warming for his last year.

Posted by: Picric at December 06, 2015 08:14 PM (QnQ+g)

478 What's Trump tweeting?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 06, 2015 08:14 PM (jR7Wy)

479 And Juan Williams brought his knee-pads to the panel.

Again.

Posted by: Garrett at December 06, 2015 08:14 PM (1PIGh)

480 We don't have all the facts yet, but let me be clear: ISIS is contained, the GOP is our real enemy, and I have a dildo up my ass at this very moment.

Posted by: President McFuckwit at December 06, 2015 08:14 PM (Y8P5w)

481 It wasn`t that bad a speech by Obama standards, but nevertheless, my AR-15 thingy did not go up!

Posted by: Rino sanctuary at December 06, 2015 08:14 PM (Pyr1a)

482
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2015 08:11 PM (uRmWf)

He said nothing.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 06, 2015 08:14 PM (CXNZK)

483 What the fuck was up with standing at podium in fron of desk? Extra lecture points?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 06, 2015 08:14 PM (s0Kry)

He's hiding his spilled beer stain on his lap.

Posted by: CDR M at December 06, 2015 08:14 PM (SCx0h)

484 Everything Captain AirBiscuit does is theater and nothing more.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 06, 2015 08:15 PM (9YDUz)

485 I think Ebola had plans to pull some serious shit, but then the NRA membership numbers started rolling in.

Posted by: eman at December 06, 2015 08:15 PM (MQEz6)

486 So on twitter people are saying he had a distinctly zombie-like "I gave up" vibe.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 06, 2015 08:15 PM (39g3+)

487 Soaring rhetoric, baby!

Posted by: Prez'nit Shit Midas at December 06, 2015 08:15 PM (RU5ki)

488 I ain't watching. How brilliant is the oratory? Is it soaring?

Posted by: tu3031 at December 06, 2015 08:15 PM (EDYaR)

489 What the fuck was up with standing at podium in fron of desk? Extra lecture points?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 06, 2015 08:14 PM (s0Kry)

Did he really do that?

Posted by: Draki at December 06, 2015 08:15 PM (sCOy8)

490 He thinks Turkey can pen them in by building a fence.

hahahahahahalolo111!!!bwahaaha

Posted by: torabora thinks outside the pen at December 06, 2015 08:15 PM (xJxf4)

491 482
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2015 08:11 PM (uRmWf)

He said nothing.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 06, 2015 08:14 PM (CXNZK)

So a big build-up for bullshit? Hmm, I smell a big rat.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2015 08:15 PM (uRmWf)

492 They're your co-workers at the Health Department.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 06, 2015 08:15 PM (z382/)

493
I wore my fusha kneepads and watched dream boy's speech.

Posted by: Chris Matthews at December 06, 2015 08:15 PM (OiFtZ)

494 Shorter Obama:

1) Okay, okay, that stuff you said was terrorism, was terrorism. There, I said it. You happy now?

2) I'm really Commander-in-Chief, y'all. I order soldiers to do stuff. But no ground troops (Special Forces don't count). That's what "ISIL" wants.

3) It's totally stupid not to do gun control

4) Love me some Muslims. Best allies ever, let's bring a bunch of them over here.

Posted by: Splunge at December 06, 2015 08:15 PM (iMxBJ)

495 418 Whew, it's over. I am surprised. Very little mention of gun control. This seemed to be another speech to prevent the backlash that never comes
Posted by: L, Elle at December 06, 2015 08:10 PM (2x3L+)

I think Ace is right that Obama's whole approach to fighting ISIS is doing just enough to not get impeached while running out the clock. That's why he scheduled this speech - the polls must have shown a big shift for some kind of response.

Posted by: Maetenloch at December 06, 2015 08:15 PM (wqVD1)

496 Well, I don't know about you but I feel a whole lot safer...

Posted by: donna at December 06, 2015 08:15 PM (/dSsq)

497 Do the Republicans not get a response time for this speech?

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at December 06, 2015 08:16 PM (rwI+c)

498 Oh terrific, Turkey is sealing it's border!

Wait, there are thousands of potential terrorists that may have already infiltrated Europe, and are being brought here as refugees.

Brilliant!!!

Posted by: the Guinness Guys at December 06, 2015 08:16 PM (H9MG5)

499 347 Fuck You Asshole!
Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool

See. Now this is why I am not watching. It's not worth it.

Posted by: freaked at December 06, 2015 08:16 PM (BO/km)

500 The only positive thing about Obama being president is that Harvard has given the world concrete evidence that affirmative action is based on a flawed premise.

Posted by: Manolo at December 06, 2015 08:16 PM (iGNtx)

501 Well that was a big nothingburger.

Posted by: william at December 06, 2015 08:16 PM (cwAFZ)

502
So now Ace has an ad for the NRA to join and get a free duffel bag.

It's as if they are reading my posts.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2015 08:16 PM (uRmWf)

503 @realDonaldTrump
"Is that all there is? We need a new President - FAST!"

Posted by: L, Elle at December 06, 2015 08:16 PM (2x3L+)

504 >>455He was so dreamy I was wet!

I just harfed in my mouth, a little.

Posted by: Garrett at December 06, 2015 08:16 PM (1PIGh)

505 One other thing: whatever happens from now until January 2017 is George Bush's fault, and whatever happens after that is the next President's fault. And, again, I have a dildo up my ass right now.

Posted by: President McFuckwit at December 06, 2015 08:16 PM (Y8P5w)

506 #489 Lecture time again. Pen in hand.

Posted by: torabora thinks outside the pen at December 06, 2015 08:17 PM (xJxf4)

507 Spilled beer CDR M? More like a premature ejaculating wet dream

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 06, 2015 08:17 PM (UiGnh)

508 So ... bottom line ... he's concerned that we might be rude to our Muslims friends as they murder us.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 06, 2015 08:17 PM (oKE6c)

509 Well that was a big nothingburger.

Like the man himself.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 06, 2015 08:17 PM (oVJmc)

510 Tennis cutie Jennifer Capriati called on Obama to resign tonight. I knew I liked her, other than being really pretty and athletic.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 06, 2015 08:17 PM (39g3+)

511
Investigators are exploring Farook's communications with at least one person who was being investigated for possible terror connections. Some were by phone, some on social media.

"These appear to be soft connections,"
an official said, meaning they were not frequent contacts. Farook's last communication with the contacts was months ago.

The FBI wants to interview some of them to learn more about their conversations with Farook.

A federal official said Farook has "overseas communications and associations," but it's not yet clear how relevant they are to the shootings.
"We don't know yet what they mean," the official said. (Source KRCRTV.com)

Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 06, 2015 08:17 PM (mcm0N)

512 Kareem Abdul Jabbar and Hakeem Olajuwon appreciated the shout out.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 06, 2015 08:17 PM (OjM0b)

513 504 I just harfed in my mouth, a little.
Posted by: Garrett at December 06, 2015 08:16 PM (1PIGh)

Don't harf my fellow, man.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2015 08:17 PM (uRmWf)

514 So...did I miss anything when I went to take a leak?

Posted by: Judas Washington at December 06, 2015 08:17 PM (hCdMd)

515 >>I didn't watch. What was the point of that speech?

Honestly, I think ut was to tell us:

A. I'm already handling it!!!
(rolled off a list of what we're already "doing" to "fight" ISIS)

B. Congress needs to do what I want about guns (Not my fault!!!)

C. You freakin' Americans are so bigoted against Muslims I need to spend half my speech lecturing you (again) that you need to Cut It Out!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2015 08:17 PM (NOIQH)

516 I think it's interesting that Zero did not even bring up the immigration thing.

It makes me think (hope?) that it's a losing issue for the Open Borders/refugee fucker folks.

Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2015 08:17 PM (vsbNu)

517 508 So ... bottom line ... he's concerned that we might be rude to our Muslims friends as they murder us.

Pretty much...

Posted by: donna at December 06, 2015 08:17 PM (/dSsq)

518 I didn't watch Barky but I'lllay odds that Paul Ryan was beating off to this address.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 06, 2015 08:18 PM (zc3Db)

519 Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 06, 2015 08:17 PM (oKE6c)

Well,-and darkly- said.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2015 08:18 PM (No/ki)

520 Since he going to hunt them down wherever they are when will the drone strikes begin here in America.

Posted by: torabora thinks outside the pen at December 06, 2015 08:18 PM (xJxf4)

521 me, personally, the only thing the First Punk Ass Bitch could say that i would support would be to resign immediately.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 06, 2015 08:13 PM (7+yyM)

Not me. I would also support him if he announced that every mother-loving farooker in Gitmo was to be hanged tomorrow morning.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 06, 2015 08:18 PM (oKE6c)

522 Ace reading posts? Awesome

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 06, 2015 08:18 PM (7uC+4)

523 Is it over? Can I look for football?

Posted by: Clarney at December 06, 2015 08:18 PM (dgO4h)

524 Obama is now getting ready for his Kennedy Center event. I am not kidding. That is why he was on time.

Posted by: Baldy at December 06, 2015 08:18 PM (1SCTq)

525 Just fucking resign already

Posted by: tom_06060 at December 06, 2015 08:18 PM (9GCLu)

526 >>>Kareem Abdul Jabbar and Hakeem Olajuwon appreciated the shout out.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 06, 2015 08:17 PM (OjM0b)<<<

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(translation: Me too.)

Posted by: Muhammad Ali at December 06, 2015 08:18 PM (H9MG5)

527 Short version: you Americans are dumb snd probably bigots , and now I'm going to hang with my Hollywood buddies.

Posted by: pj at December 06, 2015 08:18 PM (cHuNI)

528 478 What's Trump tweeting?

Not much.
He said the Oval Office looked odd.
He said he hopes O doesn't rip into 2A too much
Then RTd some pro Trump stuff from his fans

Posted by: votermom at December 06, 2015 08:18 PM (cbfNE)

529 "I did something entirely annoying to leftists, however , and just prayed that Obama would be given wisdom and a love for this country and turn away from Marxism and enabling of Islam. I"m not holding my breath, however. I also prayed for protection for our country from all enemies foreign and domestic."
______________
Good man. Pray that he accepts Jesus Christ as his Lord and Savior as well. I don't think he's ever done that.

Posted by: Auntie Doodles at December 06, 2015 08:19 PM (teYv/)

530 503 @realDonaldTrump
"Is that all there is? We need a new President - FAST!"
Posted by: L, Elle at December 06, 2015 08:16 PM (2x3L+)

--Yes. I was hoping The Donald would be all over this.

Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2015 08:19 PM (vsbNu)

531 Juan Williams not an imbecile sycophant at all.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at December 06, 2015 08:19 PM (BZAd3)

532 155 Shot Osama bin laden

Han shot first.

Posted by: despair at December 06, 2015 08:19 PM (VrdxH)

533 516 I think it's interesting that Zero did not even bring up the immigration thing.

It makes me think (hope?) that it's a losing issue for the Open Borders/refugee fucker folks.
Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2015 08:17 PM (vsbNu)

It's a losing issue when we have honorable politicians and a judicial system that follows the letter of the law.

They could care fuck-all for how we feel. They'll do whatever they want and it will be set in stone.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2015 08:19 PM (uRmWf)

534 It case anyone forgot that Bin Laden was killed, Barry Ho reminded us!

Posted by: RioBravo at December 06, 2015 08:19 PM (NUqwG)

535 OK, fine. Turkey seals its border (yeah right). Now what about Sirte, Libya? That place is booming for ISIS.

Posted by: CDR M at December 06, 2015 08:19 PM (SCx0h)

536 >>He was so dreamy I was wet!
Posted by: Marie Harf

Me too. Of course, these weeping sores keep me that way most of the time.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 06, 2015 08:19 PM (c7vUv)

537 So...did I miss anything when I went to take a leak?
Posted by: Judas Washington at December 06, 2015 08:17 PM (hCdMd)

Naw, apparently he didn't excite even his base. I hear Chris Matthews needs some leg tickling.

Posted by: Draki at December 06, 2015 08:19 PM (sCOy8)

538 @518 McConnell & Ryan a real pair of jack offs

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 06, 2015 08:19 PM (+oRxW)

539 Juan Williams not an imbecile sycophant at all.

Really?

Posted by: donna at December 06, 2015 08:19 PM (/dSsq)

540 Seems like Obama is trying to rush to judgment on what the FBI investigation might find.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 06, 2015 08:19 PM (mcm0N)

541 I hope none of y'all watched that turd talk

Only because I'm waiting for football. For a game with a spread of 10, so that's probably not a great excuse

Posted by: Methos at December 06, 2015 08:20 PM (ZbV+0)

542 "Does one have to be a U.S. citizen or a full-time resident to join the NRA?"

AOP,

Hell, you barely have to be an American citizen by technicality to be POTUS. I'm sure the NRA would gladly accept your icebucks.

Posted by: Jaws at December 06, 2015 08:20 PM (Rbtz3)

543 534
It case anyone forgot that Bin Laden was killed, Barry Ho reminded us!

Posted by: RioBravo at December 06, 2015 08:19 PM (NUqwG)

I heard a rumor that John Kerry was in Vietnam, but he's doesn't like to talk about it.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 06, 2015 08:20 PM (oKE6c)

544 Somebody said it upthread but I agree. Damn I hate to say and I am certainly not wishing it.. but we are going to get hit again. Soon. Tomorrow is Dec 7.. a day that lives in infamy. Boy I bet those muzzies would like to make it a different anniversary.

Posted by: jewells45 at December 06, 2015 08:20 PM (5fvBZ)

545 How was that a "reset"? The only new thing was admitting that terrorism is terrorism.

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at December 06, 2015 08:20 PM (YjDyJ)

546 Seems like Obama is trying to rush to judgment on what the FBI investigation might find.

In fairness, he's already told them what they will find.

Posted by: Grump928(C) has pictures at December 06, 2015 08:21 PM (rwI+c)

547 Tennis cutie Jennifer Capriati called on Obama to resign tonight. I knew I liked her, other than being really pretty and athletic.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 06, 2015 08:17 PM (39g3+)

Good for Jen!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 06, 2015 08:21 PM (zc3Db)

548 >>>>> I think Ace is right that Obama's whole approach to fighting ISIS is doing just enough to not get impeached while running out the clock. That's why he scheduled this speech - the polls must have shown a big shift for some kind of response.
Posted by: Maetenloch at December 06, 2015 08:15 PM
-------
Same here. This seemed to be more Muzzie appeasement and to make it seem like He's In Charge and Doing Something, Dammit!!! Internal polling must show a big change in attitudes towards terrorism and gun control that have Dims panicked

Posted by: L, Elle at December 06, 2015 08:21 PM (2x3L+)

549 So, because the libtards want to import a few hundred thousand potential demonrat votes into the country we get to live in a new reality where I have to teach my children what "active shooter" means.

Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at December 06, 2015 08:21 PM (sqs5K)

550 544 Somebody said it upthread but I agree. Damn I hate to say and I am certainly not wishing it.. but we are going to get hit again. Soon. Tomorrow is Dec 7.. a day that lives in infamy. Boy I bet those muzzies would like to make it a different anniversary.
Posted by: jewells45 at December 06, 2015 08:20 PM (5fvBZ)

They will hit places with the strictest gun laws where there are masses of unarmed citizens. Like where I live.

Sheesh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2015 08:21 PM (uRmWf)

551 Oh terrific, Turkey is sealing it's border!

Wait, there are thousands of potential terrorists that may have already infiltrated Europe, and are being brought here as refugees.

Brilliant!!!

Posted by: the Guinness Guys at December 06, 2015 08:16 PM (H9MG5)

Where is Turkey going to get all the seals? And how can they hold guns in their flippers?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2015 08:22 PM (+y3Tj)

552 Did he say when we'd be on the right side of history?

Posted by: Marmo at December 06, 2015 08:22 PM (pcgW1)

553 Well, I feel safer now.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 06, 2015 08:22 PM (gyKtp)

554 13 months to go.

Posted by: eman at December 06, 2015 08:22 PM (MQEz6)

555 MAYBE we make a law that all guns sold have to be wiped down with pig grease before they are turned over to their lawful owners on sale or repair.

Pig Grease futures will skyrocket and terrorists will be disarmed.

Posted by: torabora thinks outside the pen at December 06, 2015 08:22 PM (xJxf4)

556 A genuinely big issue highlights a very small man.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 06, 2015 08:23 PM (oVJmc)

557 Obama said, "For the last seven years I have been working to keep america safe."

"There is no evidence this latest attack was directed by foreign agents'

"With the internet we are all closer and ISIL (No Islamic in ISIS) has been spreading their radicalization."

"Our hardworking men and women have thwarted numerous, many, alot, countless, and many attacks"

"I have done everything I can, and now I call on Congress to stop me from opening the borders and letting in people who might be dangerous."

"I call on congress to stop people from buying these dangerous weapons that are only used to kill people."

"It makes no sense that dangerous terrorists who are not allowed to fly are allowed to buy these dangerous weapons."

"We need to make it harder for people who are not terrorists to buy these dangerous weapons."

"And we have nothing to fear because we are american and we will prevail, we shall overcome someday."

Posted by: Jamile Blinkerdoerf at December 06, 2015 08:23 PM (Ym7zW)

558 How come he can support Turkey sealing its border, but he can't support the United States sealing its border?

Posted by: Manolo at December 06, 2015 08:23 PM (iGNtx)

559 545 How was that a "reset"? The only new thing was admitting that terrorism is terrorism.
Posted by: Miss80sBaby at December 06, 2015 08:20 PM (YjDyJ)

He did refer to American exceptionalism, and concluded with "God bless the United States of America."

So he's scared shitless, and rooting for a conservative victory in 2016 too.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 06, 2015 08:23 PM (oKE6c)

560 26 Since no gum thread, per se, I shall post pictures of a pretty girl here.
http://bit.ly/1SHRMGy
Posted by: Grump928(C) has pictures at December 06, 2015 07:43 PM (rwI+c)

What is that? I have a .22 LR single shot rifle my dad brought home from WW II that looks exactly like it.

Posted by: jwb7605 at December 06, 2015 08:23 PM (DofIg)

561 I don't want to be on the right side of history, I want to be alive.

Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at December 06, 2015 08:23 PM (sqs5K)

562
Even if the Democrats get wiped out next year, never forget that they own the entire unelected bureaucracy, most of the courts and all of the media and academia. And an opposition party that is merely for show and agrees with the agenda to make a buck off of it.

Elections now have virtually no consequences. One way or another, there will be blood in the streets.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2015 08:23 PM (uRmWf)

563 Sounds like empty suit showed up to placate base. I stand by a change in party plans. Maybe somebody talked him down. Find that unlikely, but ....

Posted by: gracepmc at December 06, 2015 08:24 PM (OU4q6)

564 Did he say "waddicle eslamic terrorist?"

Or, "terrorist?"
ld
Points for the number of times he said "terrorist" or "this is not eslamb"

Glad it was short. Now on to study his droopy right eye. hmmm

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at December 06, 2015 08:24 PM (7lqMl)

565 356 331 I fucking hate being lectured to by this bigoted failure.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2015 08:06 PM (/tuJf)

Sadly, he's been all too successful.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Yep. He set out to fundamentally transform our country. He has, successfully. He is a bigot though.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 06, 2015 08:24 PM (8TSa9)

566 I'm still on the road for a bit longer, in Arkansas now. Will be looking for y'all to summarize for me when I stop for the night here in a bit.

Posted by: Blano at December 06, 2015 08:24 PM (NMBsb)

567 339 Next attack will with within a week.
Posted by: Vendette at December 06, 2015 08:07 PM (vswPF)

They like to strike on the crescent moon. So: Waning crescent moon on the 10th and 11th, waxing crescent on the 13th and 14th.

Posted by: joncelli at December 06, 2015 08:24 PM (1FhAQ)

568 I'd rather do laundry than watch TFG & apparently didn't miss anything.

Posted by: Carol at December 06, 2015 08:24 PM (sj3Ax)

569 It makes no sense that dangerous terrorists who are not allowed to fly are allowed to buy these dangerous weapons.

Well hell if you can identify dangerous terrorists enough to put them on a list, why are they running free or in the country at all? And if you cannot get enough evidence or proof to do something about them why are they on a list that bans them from flying?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 06, 2015 08:24 PM (39g3+)

570 They will hit places with the strictest gun laws where there are masses of unarmed citizens. Like where I live.

Sheesh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Do you need help moving, I think Ace runs the 'Two Ewoks and a Truck' franchise in your area?

Posted by: Jean at December 06, 2015 08:25 PM (fBkaR)

571 495
fighting ISIS is doing just enough to not get impeached while running out the clock. That's why he scheduled this speech - the polls must have shown a big shift for some kind of response.
Posted by: Maetenloch at December 06, 2015 08:15 PM (wqVD1)

Somebody earlier mentioned a poll showing that 36% were more concerned about terrorism compared to 31% who were more concerned about "gun violence".

That poll was taken before San Bernardino.

Posted by: rickl at December 06, 2015 08:25 PM (sdi6R)

572 I hope he doesn't make a habit of this.

Posted by: Elinor, Who Usually Looks Lurkily at December 06, 2015 08:25 PM (NqQAS)

573 We're on the rite side of history, the last ones

Posted by: derit at December 06, 2015 08:25 PM (jT+gh)

574 The only speech of Barky's I would watch is a "Goodbye, cruel world" speech.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 06, 2015 08:25 PM (zc3Db)

575 Obama can lick a Pooch Smooch.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 06, 2015 08:25 PM (FkBIv)

576 They like to strike on the crescent moon. So: Waning crescent moon on the 10th and 11th, waxing crescent on the 13th and 14th.
Posted by: joncelli at December 06, 2015 08:24 PM (1FhAQ)

I thought they like Fridays

Posted by: votermom at December 06, 2015 08:25 PM (cbfNE)

577 >> "Right side of history" deep, man.

America prior to Obama - Wrong Side of History

America during Obama - Right Side of History

America after Obama - History

Posted by: Garrett at December 06, 2015 08:25 PM (1PIGh)

578 How come he can support Turkey sealing its border, but he can't support the United States sealing its border?
Posted by: Manolo

___________________
Because "that's not who we are" (eyeroll)

Posted by: Auntie Doodles at December 06, 2015 08:26 PM (teYv/)

579 What is that? I have a .22 LR single shot rifle my dad brought home from WW II that looks exactly like it.

1942 Finnish Model39 in 7.62x54R.

Posted by: Grump928(C) has pictures at December 06, 2015 08:26 PM (rwI+c)

580
@realDonaldTrump

"Is that all there is? We need a new President - FAST!"

DONALD TRUMP MAKES DTH THRT AGNST PRES @SS @FBI @TSA @randomtwitterbullshit

Posted by: Some twitter SJW at December 06, 2015 08:26 PM (ZbV+0)

581 572 I hope he doesn't make a habit of this.
Posted by: Elinor, Who Usually Looks Lurkily at December 06, 2015 08:25 PM (NqQAS)

It's going to be a VERY long 13 months.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2015 08:26 PM (uRmWf)

582 It case anyone forgot that Bin Laden was killed, Barry Ho reminded us!

***

Did he remind us that he did all his terrible shit in the name allah?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 06, 2015 08:26 PM (z+4T3)

583 Thank God Obama's chief adviser isn't a Mohammedan like Huma.

What? The CIA director is a Mohammedan? WTF?

Posted by: The Hillabeast, duck they are shooting at us at December 06, 2015 08:26 PM (jJRIy)

584 Even if the Democrats get wiped out next year, never forget that they own the entire unelected bureaucracy, most of the courts and all of the media and academia. And an opposition party that is merely for show and agrees with the agenda to make a buck off of it.

Correct. And while I'd expect a president Trump to clean house in the bureaucracy, the piece missing from that list is a population raised to expect government to care for them, distrust and dislike personal responsibility, and demand someone else fix everything.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 06, 2015 08:26 PM (39g3+)

585 Posted by: Auntie Doodles at December 06, 2015 08:19 PM (teYv/)

That's a regular part of my prayers; I forgot to mention that, but thanks for the reminder

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2015 08:26 PM (No/ki)

586 They like to strike on the crescent moon.

Do they worship the outhouse?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 06, 2015 08:26 PM (FkBIv)

587 They will hit places with the strictest gun laws where there are masses of unarmed citizens. Like where I live.

Sheesh.

Move already. Come down to Asheville - your wife will like the hippies and you will like the rest of us.

We also have trees and mountains.

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 06, 2015 08:26 PM (bZ7mE)

588 Obama formulating ISIS strategy:

Obama, "Hey, ISIS! What do you want us to do?"

ISIS, "We want you to bomb us back to the 7th century!" (snickering)

Obama, "Ok. If that's what you want, I'm not gonna do it."

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at December 06, 2015 08:27 PM (BZAd3)

589 How does the 'No Fly List' prevent them from being dragged onto a C130 and flown out of the country?

Posted by: Jean at December 06, 2015 08:27 PM (fBkaR)

590 Sadly, he's been all too successful.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton
--------

Yep. He set out to fundamentally transform our country. He has, successfully. He is a bigot though.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 06, 2015 08:24 PM (8TSa9)

-------

Fortunately, he is also the laziest SOB who has ever held the office. Imagine if he tried harder.

Posted by: RioBravo at December 06, 2015 08:27 PM (NUqwG)

591 In the face of the terrorist threat, we simply cannot allow citizens to have dangerous weapons that could kill terroris ... Errr I mean people.

Posted by: King Soetoro I at December 06, 2015 08:27 PM (ZWRoJ)

592 FOX breaking

Significant evidence--to overseas money and training.

Subpoena sent out to major bank in regards to the two suspects.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 06, 2015 08:27 PM (mcm0N)

593 Dumbass.

Posted by: eman at December 06, 2015 08:27 PM (MQEz6)

594 Uhhhmmmm, we're not on the right side of history. We are on the stupid side of history.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 06, 2015 08:27 PM (z+4T3)

595 >>"Right side of history" deep, man

Jonah Goldberg defines what Obama really means when he says this (all the dang time):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikjZo7w4pq8

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2015 08:27 PM (NOIQH)

596 Well, I watched....

Maybe my dislike of Dumbass colored my judgment, but damn, did he ever look small on the screen....

The world needs a man in charge and we get a boy.....

On the plus side, Putin has a nice Monday morning chuckle and a quick drinking game with his staff to start the week, so someone's happy....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 06, 2015 08:28 PM (AC0lD)

597 >>I thought they like Fridays

What's not to like about unlimited appetizers for $10.99?

Posted by: Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed at December 06, 2015 08:28 PM (1PIGh)

598 587 Move already. Come down to Asheville - your wife will like the hippies and you will like the rest of us.

We also have trees and mountains.
Posted by: Grey Fox at December 06, 2015 08:26 PM (bZ7mE)

She needs to be by water. You got any?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2015 08:28 PM (uRmWf)

599 Did he remind us that he did all his terrible shit in the name allah?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 06, 2015 08:26 PM (z+4T3)

Or that the reason the terrorists cite for their actions is the expectation that through them they will earn entry into Paradise?
Sounds pretty religious to me. It's not like they're doing this to get a year of Amazon Prime or something.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 06, 2015 08:28 PM (oKE6c)

600 Choom's gonna choom.

Posted by: Tronald Dump at December 06, 2015 08:28 PM (u9UgT)

601 Since he going to hunt them down wherever they are when will the drone strikes begin here in America.

Dude, between obama and all the congressmen with MB minders, CAIR headquearters is literally the safesst place in the entire world.

Posted by: Methos at December 06, 2015 08:28 PM (ZbV+0)

602 Did he remind us that he did all his terrible shit in the name allah?
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 06, 2015 08:26 PM (z+4T3)
--------
Bin Laden or himself?

Posted by: RioBravo at December 06, 2015 08:29 PM (NUqwG)

603 Great, Fox shilling for Dondi up next. Of course

Posted by: L, Elle at December 06, 2015 08:29 PM (2x3L+)

604
>>"Right side of history" deep, man

No. Marxist cant.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 06, 2015 08:29 PM (oKE6c)

605 Of all the comments and replies here tonight, #360 is the most levelheaded and salient point made so far !

Posted by: t-dubya-d at December 06, 2015 08:29 PM (jGmHy)

606 Since he going to hunt them down wherever they are when will the drone strikes begin here in America.

Tell Rush Limbaugh to watch his ass.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 06, 2015 08:30 PM (oKE6c)

607 452 Is it safe?
Posted by: Ben Ghazi at December 06, 2015 08:12 PM (7n1vM)
***
Ha! Marathon Man.....

Posted by: Kaspar Gutman at December 06, 2015 08:30 PM (/33sy)

608 Well hell if you can identify dangerous terrorists enough to put them on a list, why are they running free or in the country at all? And if you cannot get enough evidence or proof to do something about them why are they on a list that bans them from flying?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 06, 2015 08:24 PM (39g3+)

Note also that as far as we know neither Farook or his wife or the friend that bought the AR-15s were on any watch list. So the proposed law would have done fuck all to stop their attacks.

Posted by: Maetenloch at December 06, 2015 08:30 PM (wqVD1)

609 Good gawd, Fox News keeps putting Rubio on every chance they get. I cannot stand that H1B visa-loving MFer.

Posted by: Stay out da Bushes at December 06, 2015 08:30 PM (yioUz)

610 607 Posted by: Kaspar Gutman at December 06, 2015 08:30 PM (/33sy)

You are a man of nice resources!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2015 08:30 PM (uRmWf)

611 >>>Tennis cutie Jennifer Capriati called on Obama to
resign tonight. I knew I liked her, other than being really pretty and
athletic.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 06, 2015 08:17 PM (39g3+)

Good for Jen!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 06, 2015 08:21 PM (zc3Db)<<<

Sure she's hating the SCOAMF, but I think I read she's on team Let It Bern(ie Sanders).

Posted by: the Guinness Guys at December 06, 2015 08:31 PM (H9MG5)

612 >>Significant evidence--to overseas money and training.

This is why I think he gave the speech tonight. He's been trying to get us to believe that ISIS is no threat to us here but it is now becoming obvious they are in fact a threat to us here and his strategy isn't doing shit to stop them.

So he does what he does best, blame somebody else for his failures.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2015 08:31 PM (/tuJf)

613 I'd really like to see some citizen start a petition to impeach this bastard. I bet he'd get millions of signatures.

Posted by: despair at December 06, 2015 08:31 PM (VrdxH)

614 I passed out when he said we were sending 10 vigins to isis daily as tribute.... What happened next

Posted by: Jihadi at December 06, 2015 08:31 PM (gJEsZ)

615 608..by Friday the list will be comprehensive...all of us...

Posted by: Judas Washington at December 06, 2015 08:31 PM (hCdMd)

616 The world needs a man in charge and we get a boy.....

Dog whistle!

Posted by: D-Ray McKissin at December 06, 2015 08:31 PM (FkBIv)

617 My favorite gun shop is closed tomorrow. Will visit on Tuesday.

Maet & 608 you are so spot on

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 06, 2015 08:31 PM (s0Kry)

618 A federal official said Farook has "overseas communications and associations," but it's not yet clear how relevant they are to the shootings.
"We don't know yet what they mean," the official said. (Source KRCRTV.com)

Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 06, 2015 08:17 PM (mcm0N)

If they need somebody to translate from urdu, surely one of the totes-loyal moderate-muslim Pakistani Americans will step up and offer their services, right?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2015 08:31 PM (+y3Tj)

619 Can someone give me the Cliff's Notes version of the speech?

I have a colonoscopy tomorrow and I was busy. But I bet my prep had the same substance as his speech.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at December 06, 2015 08:32 PM (Z7G74)

620 My favorite part was when he told us that we should not fear our muslim co-workers. Cuz that would just be crazy talk, amirite?

Posted by: Lauren at December 06, 2015 08:32 PM (Z/8dZ)

621 ....we get a boy.

More like a transgendered loser. He can't man up

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 06, 2015 08:32 PM (+oRxW)

622 Obama? I have no time for imbeciles.

Posted by: dogfish at December 06, 2015 08:32 PM (0O2Lr)

623
It makes no sense that dangerous terrorists who are not allowed to fly are allowed to buy these dangerous weapons.

Our newest terrorists weren't ON the no-fly list.

The whole thing is a canard, linking non-related issues to make it look like a substantive criticism.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 06, 2015 08:32 PM (oVJmc)

624 "Right side of history"

That's such an asinine phrase. What the fuckin fuckity fuck does that even mean? Was Hitler on the wrong side of history? Well, no, he is part of our history. A mass-murdering freak to be sure, but history is just history. Events that occurred in the past - history.

Bumper sticker pablum.

Posted by: Marmo at December 06, 2015 08:33 PM (pcgW1)

625 In high tech terms ...

This speech was a NOP

Posted by: Steve Jobs at December 06, 2015 08:33 PM (e8kgV)

626 Sure she's hating the SCOAMF, but I think I read she's on team Let It Bern(ie Sanders).

Posted by: the Guinness Guys at December 06, 2015 08:31 PM (H9MG5)

Yeah ... but, as Boon famously said,

"Forget it. She's rolling."

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 06, 2015 08:33 PM (zc3Db)

627 315 There it is, we love Muslims and Islam!

There must be a reason he golfs five times a day.

Posted by: despair at December 06, 2015 08:33 PM (VrdxH)

628 I was kinda hoping it was a resignation speech.

alas

Posted by: torabora thinks outside the pen at December 06, 2015 08:33 PM (xJxf4)

629 May have been mentioned earlier but my bet is he was in front of the desk because sitting behind it would have shown how small this President has become.

ISIS can put this country into complete chaos with a couple of soft target attacks this week here in America and after that speech they know it.

Posted by: H Badger at December 06, 2015 08:33 PM (+xIXD)

630 Well, it's all up to congress now.
That would be the republicans.

Posted by: Jamile Blinkerdoerf at December 06, 2015 08:34 PM (Ym7zW)

631 @619 Ashley

Funny

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 06, 2015 08:34 PM (2zd9l)

632 559 545 He did refer to American exceptionalism, and concluded with "God bless the United States of America."

Quick transcript check says he ended his SOTUs with the customary "God bless..." except for this year, when he amended it to "God bless this country we love". As for his view on American exceptionalism, it seems to change with the setting.

I think he delivered the speech because his aides told him he needed to reassure the country but it was not a particularly strong speech. Say what you will about Bush 43 but he showed far more resolve and belief in the cause in his speeches.

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at December 06, 2015 08:34 PM (YjDyJ)

633 Good news from Venezuela:

"Based on multiple sources, we are confident the opposition has won a majority of seats in the National Assembly."

But:

"A military-led attempt to revert this fact by keeping voting centers open and pressuring people to the polling places is underway."

http://caracaschronicles.com/2015/12/06/49466/

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 06, 2015 08:34 PM (iQIUe)

634 598
587 Move already. Come down to Asheville - your wife will like the hippies and you will like the rest of us.

We also have trees and mountains.

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 06, 2015 08:26 PM (bZ7mE)

And brewery, don't forget the beer. Water? The French Broad runs right through Asheville and there are hundreds of trout stream within driving distance.

Buncombe County, Ashville, is a hell hole of democrats, so be aware of that.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 06, 2015 08:34 PM (jJRIy)

635 >>So he does what he does best, blame somebody else for his failures.

And spends half the time lecturing *US* to not be bigots. It's like he keeps forgetting that we're the freakin targets, the victims of terrorism (the ones being made to live in greater fear).

How about you direct your damn lecture at the people *supporting* terrorism instead of us, d@uchbag!?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2015 08:34 PM (NOIQH)

636 Well I won't know what to think of the speech until I hear from Bob Costas at halftime.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 06, 2015 08:35 PM (EDYaR)

637 Did I mention that B'More clocked another murder this morning?

#321 Baby!!!

And Obama is a punk.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 06, 2015 08:35 PM (ptqRm)

638 610 607 Posted by: Kaspar Gutman at December 06, 2015 08:30 PM (/33sy)

You are a man of nice resources!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2015 08:30 PM (uRmWf)
***
That's many resources, and nice judgment, sir....

Posted by: Kaspar Gutman at December 06, 2015 08:35 PM (/33sy)

639 Paraphrasing Obama's entire speech into one sentence: Don't blame all muslims for acts of a few, but infringe on rights of all Americans for acts of terrorists and criminals.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at December 06, 2015 08:35 PM (BZAd3)

640 " Can someone give me the Cliff's Notes version of the speech?"

Sure:

I love my kids and am totes concerned about terrorism guys.

So we're going to do just what we've been doing with no change in Syria, except we're going to have Russia broker a cease fire.

Also, we're telling congress ban "automatic weapons" and making it impossible to get a gun if you're on the no fly list. Also, congress should officially declare war.

Finally, stop being mean to muslims.

Posted by: Lauren at December 06, 2015 08:35 PM (Z/8dZ)

641 Time till Obama leaves office:

337 days, 13 hours, 19 minutes, 34 seconds

Posted by: Kreplach at December 06, 2015 08:35 PM (WVvzl)

642 630 Well, it's all up to congress now.
That would be the republicans.

Posted by: Jamile Blinkerdoerf at December 06, 2015 08:34 PM (Ym7zW)

I just threw up in my mouth a little

Posted by: Marybeth in Florida at December 06, 2015 08:35 PM (7egrg)

643 Every time Teh Imbecile speaks more realize how wrongheaded they were to vote for Teh Historic First. Thank you Obama.

Posted by: dogfish at December 06, 2015 08:35 PM (0O2Lr)

644 Didn't watch. Don't have to. I'm sorry if you did.

Posted by: Sanfranpsycho at December 06, 2015 08:36 PM (afaIk)

645 ISIS must be shitting their pants after that Zeus thunderbolt of a speech.

Posted by: eman at December 06, 2015 08:36 PM (MQEz6)

646 Back in August, we did an investigation -- the inspector General did -- of the Department of Homeland Security, and they had 72 individuals that were on the terrorist watch list that were actually working at the Department of Homeland Security. -- Congressman Stephen F. Lynch (D-Boston)

Posted by: Tom Ridge at December 06, 2015 08:36 PM (e8kgV)

647 Well I won't know what to think of the speech until I hear from Bob Costas at halftime.

Frankly, it brought a red tear to my eye.

Posted by: Bob Costass at December 06, 2015 08:36 PM (Dwehj)

648 As for his view on American exceptionalism, it seems to change with the setting.

It's more a 'L'Etat, c'est moi.' We're exceptional only because HE is exceptional.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 06, 2015 08:36 PM (oVJmc)

649 She needs to be by water. You got any?

We have some lakes. not huge ones, though.

Beaver Lake is pretty nice, though.

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 06, 2015 08:36 PM (bZ7mE)

650 Good summary, Lauren.

Posted by: no good deed at December 06, 2015 08:37 PM (GgxVX)

651 >>Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at December 06, 2015 08:35

Nailed it!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2015 08:37 PM (NOIQH)

652 Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 06, 2015 08:27 PM (mcm0N) --- So he was proven a liar within minutes of saying it was not a conspiracy involving others overseas.

Posted by: Baldy at December 06, 2015 08:37 PM (1SCTq)

653 Time till Obama leaves office:

337 days, 13 hours, 19 minutes, 34 seconds

That's Election Day, not Inauguration Day.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 06, 2015 08:37 PM (oVJmc)

654 God, I hope we survive until 2017.

Posted by: Marmo at December 06, 2015 08:37 PM (pcgW1)

655 The devil.

Posted by: Obama at December 06, 2015 08:37 PM (0O2Lr)

656 Ok I gotta admit that I turned off the game when Captain Asshat came on. But from what little I saw of him, he looked dejected and worn down. I think he was using the podium to steady himself.

It was almost as if he's been briefed on what transpired and he knows whats coming so he's just trying to get out front and look like he's in charge.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 06, 2015 08:37 PM (+bVzV)

657 Meanwhile Hollande visited their one carrier, which is sending their dozen planes to attack Isis. And they have bombed more stuff than Obama has in a year.

Like a Boss!

Posted by: pj at December 06, 2015 08:37 PM (cHuNI)

658 @650

But I don't want to throw a brick at Lauren like I do TFG

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 06, 2015 08:37 PM (gmP76)

659 O/T

How bout them Panthers! 12-0 NFL South Champs!

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 06, 2015 08:37 PM (jJRIy)

660 ISIS must be shitting their pants after that Zeus thunderbolt of a speech.

'Just robust enough to not be mocked'

Posted by: Methos at December 06, 2015 08:37 PM (ZbV+0)

661 >>Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at December 06, 2015 08:35

Yeppers

Posted by: dogfish at December 06, 2015 08:38 PM (0O2Lr)

662 Freedom is more powerful than fear?

Iraq was free, but they submitted to the fear of the ISIS reign of terror.

Now they're finding themselves under the heel of ISIS, and Iran.

Brilliant!!!

Posted by: the Guinness Guys at December 06, 2015 08:38 PM (H9MG5)

663 Can someone give me the Cliff's Notes version of the speech?

You need the Cliff Clavin version.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 06, 2015 08:38 PM (FkBIv)

664 Mus-sel, mus-sel man!
I wanna be, a musselmaaaaan!

Posted by: YMCA at December 06, 2015 08:38 PM (VrdxH)

665 Islam. It makes it's believers so crazy that they kill people.

Posted by: Eromero at December 06, 2015 08:38 PM (b+df9)

666 The Devil

Posted by: Obama at December 06, 2015 08:38 PM (0O2Lr)

667 >>'Just robust enough to not be mocked'

He missed the bar with that one.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2015 08:38 PM (/tuJf)

668 Conclusion:

Americans, your government is extremely expensive, extremely wasteful and totally incompetent. Therefore you need more of it.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 06, 2015 08:38 PM (z+4T3)

669 @joshrogin 34m ago If Obama really wanted a new AUMF, his administration would be working hard with Congress to craft one. They are not.

12m ago A "senior administration official" told reporters Obama would talk about encryption and fighting ISIS on social media. Obama didn't.

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at December 06, 2015 08:39 PM (YjDyJ)

670 Bad news for Hillary. The country now knows what it's like to be led by someone with a vagina.

Wait... I just insulted a lot of people. Let's change that to a country led by a pussy.

Posted by: dwinnorcal at December 06, 2015 08:39 PM (3OTR8)

671 Yup Nip. Entertaining game.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 06, 2015 08:39 PM (8PcKC)

672 So - are the camps open?

Posted by: Weasel at December 06, 2015 08:39 PM (e3bId)

673 Meanwhile Hollande visited their one carrier, which is sending their
dozen planes to attack Isis. And they have bombed more stuff than Obama
has in a year.

Like a Boss!
---
That pr gesture doesn't seem to have helped his party in last night's elections

Posted by: Methos at December 06, 2015 08:39 PM (ZbV+0)

674 Obama had this great chance, historic chance to go all world class dictator and erase the constitution by Imperial Dicktat and he chickened out.

He could have declared the NRA a terrorist organization and order all members arrested. He chickened out, the wossie.

He could have gone all Lincoln and started putting people in jail, and he chickened out. The Pansie.

Instead he said, in his whiny little girl's voice, "I'm trying, it's not my fault. Congress should do something."

Posted by: Jamile Blinkerdoerf at December 06, 2015 08:40 PM (Ym7zW)

675 Obama's Last Day inhabiting the Office of The President of The United States:

410 days, 16 hours, 13 minutes, 01 second...

Posted by: Kreplach at December 06, 2015 08:40 PM (WVvzl)

676 Attention all, the madame herself is monitoring, draw her out

Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at December 06, 2015 08:40 PM (mt1sz)

677 559 545 He did refer to American exceptionalism, and concluded with "God bless the United States of America."

"Surely, his tongue would turn to fire by reciting the E Plebnista!!!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2015 08:41 PM (uRmWf)

678 BLM protesters will disrupt the next ISIS training session.

Posted by: eman at December 06, 2015 08:41 PM (MQEz6)

679 He has to do it stand up because Reggie was a little rough on the beaver last night.

Posted by: OG CELTIC AMERICAN at December 06, 2015 08:42 PM (bTLOp)

680 675 Obama's Last Day inhabiting the Office of The President of The United States:

410 days, 16 hours, 13 minutes, 01 second...
Posted by: Kreplach at December 06, 2015 08:40 PM (WVvzl)

Call me if you have a line on his last day on earth. So I can dance on his grave.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2015 08:42 PM (uRmWf)

681 He could have declared the NRA a terrorist organization and order all members arrested. He chickened out, the wossie.
Posted by: Jamile Blinkerdoerf

How do you think that would have worked out if he had?

Posted by: dogfish at December 06, 2015 08:42 PM (0O2Lr)

682 He's a Red Diaper Doper Baby?

Posted by: torabora thinks outside the pen at December 06, 2015 08:42 PM (xJxf4)

683 Just got to the new house and the last load from the old house in the door. Did TFG say anything of consequence?

Posted by: Country Singer at December 06, 2015 08:42 PM (GUBah)

684 Yang worship word.

Posted by: Cloud William at December 06, 2015 08:42 PM (FkBIv)

685 Seems to me the purpose of Obama's speech was to disassociate his lack of action in opposing ISIS in Syria and Iraq --to the terrorist act in San Bernardino.

ISIS is now the richest terrorist organization in history with about two trillion at its disposal.

That's why the grossest part of Obama's speech is where he did the rush to judgement on the results of the FBI investigation by saying there are no connections to overseas terrorism---with the soft lawyerly escape clause--that he put in there of saying something like--"thus far ". (I cannot recall the exact language.)

Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 06, 2015 08:43 PM (mcm0N)

686 681 He could have declared the NRA a terrorist organization and order all members arrested. He chickened out, the wossie.
Posted by: Jamile Blinkerdoerf

How do you think that would have worked out if he had?
Posted by: dogfish at December 06, 2015 08:42 PM (0O2Lr)

I expect the NRA's tax exempt status to be fucked with and a lot of members to get audited.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2015 08:43 PM (uRmWf)

687 BLM protesters will disrupt the next ISIS training session.
---
We have got to get these two together

Posted by: Raymond Stanz at December 06, 2015 08:43 PM (ZbV+0)

688 Headlights.

Posted by: Teh Deer at December 06, 2015 08:43 PM (0O2Lr)

689 I think Frank Marshall Davis might be his fathers& not only
his mentor.

Posted by: Carol at December 06, 2015 08:44 PM (sj3Ax)

690 659: Nip youre alright my friend. Scam Newton can go eff himself. Asshole.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 06, 2015 08:44 PM (ucDmr)

691 Senate Democrats forced a vote on a gun ban for terror watch list members on Thursday. The result?

@frankthorpNBC Dec 3 Dem amend to O'care Repeal bill that would stop
those on terror watch list from purchasing guns/explosives FAILS in
Senate, 45-54(Needed 60)

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at December 06, 2015 08:44 PM (YjDyJ)

692 We live in a bad movie.

Mght as well have Jar-Jar be real.

Posted by: eman at December 06, 2015 08:44 PM (MQEz6)

693 687 BLM protesters will disrupt the next ISIS training session.
---
We have got to get these two together
Posted by: Raymond Stanz at December 06, 2015 08:43 PM (ZbV+0)

Deray McKesson forced to test the laws of gravity? Now THAT would put a smile on my face,

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2015 08:45 PM (uRmWf)

694 Sad and tragic days, indeed, when the Russkis and Hezbollah supporting Assad are the only hope for defeating our existential enemy.

On the up side - Putin intro to war porn with a Johnny Cash soundtrack.

https://youtu.be/HnT7CMMu8_I

Posted by: Kaspar Gutman at December 06, 2015 08:45 PM (/33sy)

695 Y'all know there's a football game on, right?

Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2015 08:45 PM (vsbNu)

696 >>>>. Just got to the new house and the last load from the old house in the door. Did TFG say anything of consequence?
Posted by: Country Singer at December 06, 2015 08:42 PM
-------
Nah, you should just start unpacking. He looked incredibly weak and had nothing of significance to say. Plus the usual don't pick on the Muslims bs.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 06, 2015 08:45 PM (2x3L+)

697 The speech was the bloodless pablum I've come to expect from our robot President, whose emotion servos only kick in when he's bitching about Republicans or lecturing Americans on how bad they are...

...but man, speaking in front of a podium in your own office, instead of behind your desk, is one of the awkwardest presentations I've seen in a long time. Teleprompter thing?

Posted by: Palandine at December 06, 2015 08:45 PM (OldRG)

698 Coming in late. Did the POS say anything?

Posted by: dagny at December 06, 2015 08:45 PM (4PAFb)

699 Stay Strong and Be Smart"

Anyone else from the Eastern Iowas area that remembers Dr. Max and Mambo:
"Take it easy, play it safe, and be careful..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpD35oDpyFQ

So now that's the inspiration our Potus gives us. Afternoon cartoon platitudes.

Posted by: bestie21 at December 06, 2015 08:45 PM (HUeC4)

700 671
Yup Nip. Entertaining game.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 06, 2015 08:39 PM (8PcKC)

I was sure we were going to fvck it up. SLOPPY. Looking ahead and not concentrating. Yet they still figure out how to win.

I was a little nervous, because I bought a tacky Panthers jacket, against the wishes of wife, who swore the purchase would jinx the team.

Going to wear it Sunday, which should be wild as hell!

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 06, 2015 08:45 PM (jJRIy)

701 When Obama is proud of something and wants to take credit, it's "I/Me/Mine', otherwise, it's "We/Our".

It is "us" attacking ISIS, not him.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 06, 2015 08:45 PM (PMlgt)

702 >>We have got to get these two together

Already happened. CAIR and Palestinian activists joined up w/#BLM during the Ferguson riots. They're on the same team, with the Palestinians even providing the #BLM'ers training on how to be better activists.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2015 08:45 PM (NOIQH)

703 Obama's speech was right up there with Reagan's Thousands Points of Light...

Now bring on some tittylicious cheerleaders, I'm so moved.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at December 06, 2015 08:45 PM (t5M5E)

704 Shorter

Obama is in a battle with the FBI using his greater bully pulpit to obfuscate the validity of the FBI's satatements at the last press conference at San Bernardino where the FBI declared the shooting to be an act of terror.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 06, 2015 08:45 PM (mcm0N)

705 Uh, is CBS being deliberately ironic with that tweet? I can't tell.

Posted by: Methos at December 06, 2015 08:45 PM (ZbV+0)

706 Y'all know there's a football game on, right?

Yes, there's even a thread about it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) has pictures at December 06, 2015 08:46 PM (rwI+c)

707 @680

In the odious words of Julianne Malvouex when she opined with regards to a far greater man than Obama, "I hope his wife feeds him lots of eggs and butter and he dies early like many black men do, of heart disease."

We all know the first wookie doesn't feed him eggs and butter, but let's hope he gets fed some E. Coli tainted spinach

Posted by: Kreplach at December 06, 2015 08:46 PM (WVvzl)

708
Whew, it's over. I am surprised. Very little mention of gun control. This seemed to be another speech to prevent the backlash that never comes

Posted by: L, Elle at December 06, 2015 08:10 PM (2x3L+)

Now I'm wondering if the speech was just a matter of Chocolate Fonzie pulling the Rope-a-Dope. That the real unconstitutional America-fucking via EO comes later this week.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 06, 2015 08:46 PM (o98Jz)

709 Driving home from a fine family dinner tonight, I turned on the radio, to hear something about "my beautiful daughters who mean the world to me" before I could hit the off button.

Have talked to our excellent mechanic about fixing the radio - it's broken loose from its moorings on the off-button side, for some reason.

Gonna scan the thread and get the Moron summary.

Did see a video clip listing (didn't watch yet)
Obama: We're At War With ISIS
by GOP War Room
https://youtu.be/FFhyMoM_G5c
Thirteen seconds. I might be able to make it through that.

Posted by: mindful webworker bashing the off button at December 06, 2015 08:46 PM (ACs58)

710 It was almost as if he's been briefed on what transpired and he knows whats coming so he's just trying to get out front and look like he's in charge.

I think Obama has lost most of his ability to shape events, particularly abroad. His last year is going to be mostly trying to appear in control while he grows increasingly irrelevant.

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 06, 2015 08:47 PM (bZ7mE)

711 685
That's why the grossest part of Obama's speech is where he did the rush to judgement on the results of the FBI investigation by saying there are no connections to overseas terrorism

Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 06, 2015 08:43 PM (mcm0N)

Which means that ISIS is operating in the U.S.

Posted by: rickl at December 06, 2015 08:47 PM (sdi6R)

712 Thought the thousand points of light was Peggy Noonan and Bush Sr

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 06, 2015 08:47 PM (Kmr9I)

713 690
659: Nip youre alright my friend. Scam Newton can go eff himself. Asshole.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 06, 2015 08:44 PM (ucDmr)

Don't feel bad, the team everyone hates, the Pats, lost to the team everyone else hate, the Eagles.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 06, 2015 08:47 PM (jJRIy)

714 From France:

"Exit polls from Sunday's vote predicted that the FN had won 30.8% of the vote, followed by Mr Sarkozy's Republicans on 27.2% and President Francois Hollande's Socialists with 22.7%."

Posted by: RioBravo at December 06, 2015 08:47 PM (NUqwG)

715 707 Posted by: Kreplach at December 06, 2015 08:46 PM (WVvzl)

I want to outlive the bastard and pee on his grave.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2015 08:47 PM (uRmWf)

716 "Good gawd, Fox News keeps putting Rubio on every chance they get. I cannot stand that H1B visa-loving MFer."

Listen, pal, if Jeb had lived up to his advance billing, Rubio wouldn't be getting even one second of Fox air time from us.

So we went with the fallback plan. Whaddaya gonna do, watch Animal Planet?

Posted by: Rupert Murdoch and Roger Ailes at December 06, 2015 08:48 PM (noWW6)

717 I think Ace is right that Obama's whole approach to fighting ISIS is doing just enough to not get impeached while running out the clock. That's why he scheduled this speech - the polls must have shown a big shift for some kind of response.

Posted by: Maetenloch at December 06, 2015 08:15 PM (wqVD1)

President Buchanan followed the same strategy prior to the Civil War. There is fairly strong circumstantial evidence that Buchanan knew his Secretary of War, James Floyd, was purposely scattering federal outposts across the continent while consolidating armories in the South in anticipation of secession.

Buchanan's ghost, unhappy about that 'Worst President Ever' ranking, is very happy Obama is President.

Posted by: troyriser at December 06, 2015 08:48 PM (Au69S)

718 712 Thought the thousand points of light was Peggy Noonan and Bush Sr
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 06, 2015 08:47 PM (Kmr9I)

Bush Sr. - Thousand Points of Light

SCOAMF - Thousand Joints a Night

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2015 08:48 PM (uRmWf)

719 I want to outlive the bastard and pee on his grave.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2015 08:47 PM (uRmWf)

Hope you are good at waiting in line, my friend!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 06, 2015 08:49 PM (ftVQq)

720 Mus-sel, mus-sel man!
I wanna be, a musselmaaaaan!

Posted by: YMCA at December 06, 2015 08:38 PM (VrdxH)

"Cockholsters, and muss-limbs, alive, alive-oh"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2015 08:49 PM (+y3Tj)

721 So, if someone was on the no fly list , in error , does that mean they can not have a firearm in their posession ? They could have them forcibly seized ?
I can't see how that could possibly go pear shaped .//

Posted by: awkward davies at December 06, 2015 08:49 PM (mP1RE)

722
MAN DID HE LOOK BAKED!

Posted by: Wesley Crusher, Male Prostitute at December 06, 2015 08:49 PM (qul7b)

723 >>...but man, speaking in front of a podium in your own office, instead of behind your desk, is one of the awkwardest presentations I've seen in a long time.

I think he's obsessed with presenting an image of him being in charge, constantly reminding us he's president. That's why he usually does his speeches/press conferences standing in front of that hallway with all the columns (columns, baby! can't get enough!)

Someone mentioned that he did the Oval Office thing because the usually place is covered in Christmas decorations. So he just moved the podium in there to ensure he was still projecting that formal, in-charge image that sitting behind a desk does not offer.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2015 08:49 PM (NOIQH)

724 That the real unconstitutional America-fucking via EO comes later this week.
--
No, people will be looking for it this week.

Wait for Christmas Day.

Posted by: Methos at December 06, 2015 08:49 PM (ZbV+0)

725 We all know the first wookie doesn't feed him eggs and butter, but let's hope he gets fed some E. Coli tainted spinach
Posted by: Kreplach

Send him to Chipotle.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 06, 2015 08:49 PM (FkBIv)

726 This tool could declare martial law and no one would know because no one listens to him.

Posted by: dagny at December 06, 2015 08:50 PM (4PAFb)

727 I'd just like to offer my thoughts and prayers to Barry Obama and the Obama Administration: May they have the courage to protect Americans this holiday season and not let us down like the colossal fuckups they aspire to be.

Posted by: Fritz at December 06, 2015 08:50 PM (3tjn4)

728
Wait, I thought Charles Atlas was a muscle man?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2015 08:50 PM (uRmWf)

729 Maybe Obama is going to start an Operation Fast and Furious with gun sales to ISIS people here? That might work this time.
----
Why is that guy still there after that?

Posted by: torabora thinks outside the pen at December 06, 2015 08:50 PM (xJxf4)

730 We will prevail by being farmhouse and potatoe.

Posted by: eleven at December 06, 2015 08:50 PM (qUNWi)

731 How exactly does the incompetent pussy propose to be 'Strong and Smart'? Or does he mean we should just wait a while for some other party to take over the country?

Posted by: t-bird at December 06, 2015 08:50 PM (+c55T)

732 715 Perhaps we could arrange a group trip to pee on his grave. A group pee.

Posted by: Weasel at December 06, 2015 08:50 PM (e3bId)

733 697 The speech was the bloodless pablum I've come to expect from our robot President, whose emotion servos only kick in when he's bitching about Republicans or lecturing Americans on how bad they are...

...but man, speaking in front of a podium in your own office, instead of behind your desk, is one of the awkwardest presentations I've seen in a long time. Teleprompter thing?
Posted by: Palandine at December 06, 2015 08:45 PM (OldRG)
****************

It looked really bad--as if the desk was a prop or better an obstacle to Obama -that Obama must get around.
Symbolic of how liberals think tradition needs to be upended because everyone before them didn't know the better new hip way to get it done.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 06, 2015 08:50 PM (mcm0N)

734 Full court press on Foxxy leggy news to push Rubio, he is so strong you know, nevermind that he wants to ship all your jobs overseas and give amnesty.

Posted by: Duncan MacLeod, The Highlander at December 06, 2015 08:51 PM (COpZ4)

735 Nixon has to be asking, "just what the fk did I do"?

Posted by: Buffalbob at December 06, 2015 08:51 PM (8nL8o)

736 "We will prevail by being strong and smart..."

Says the guy that curls 2lb dumbbells, and can't close an umbrella to get through a gateway.

Brilliant!!!

... we're so screwed.

Posted by: the Guinness Guys at December 06, 2015 08:51 PM (H9MG5)

737 724 Wait for Christmas Day.
Posted by: Methos at December 06, 2015 08:49 PM (ZbV+0)

Christmas falls on a Friday. That's when the gun confiscation order begins.

He'll nationalize all gun manufacturers for national security reasons.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2015 08:51 PM (uRmWf)

738 Wow Krauthammer and A.D. Store are praising Rubio as so much more presidential than Barry. Even Juan Williams praising Rubio

Posted by: L, Elle at December 06, 2015 08:52 PM (2x3L+)

739 ISIS is here and Ebola will never admit it.

Posted by: eman at December 06, 2015 08:52 PM (MQEz6)

740 Perhaps we could arrange a group trip to pee on his grave. A group pee

That's disgusting. I am horrified at the idea.

These shoes would get ruined if I dance in that stuff.

Posted by: derit at December 06, 2015 08:52 PM (jT+gh)

741 We will prevail by being spacejet and darkhouse.

Posted by: eleven at December 06, 2015 08:52 PM (qUNWi)

742 It's like he's admitting that for seven years he's been weak and stupid.

Posted by: t-bird at December 06, 2015 08:53 PM (+c55T)

743 Years ago, my children gave me a T shirt for Fathers Day...

It reads... 'If I got Smart with you, how would you know'...

I must ask this Precedent the same thing....

How can he say we will defeat ISIS by being Smart and Strong... when he is neither?

Posted by: BB Wolf at December 06, 2015 08:53 PM (qh617)

744 I especially liked the bit where he blamed congress for the visa program that let Malik come to the US as a fiance. I thought that was very well done, and very smooth.

Posted by: Jamile Blinkerdoerf at December 06, 2015 08:53 PM (Ym7zW)

745 I think he's obsessed with presenting an image of him being in charge, constantly reminding us he's president.
---
Remember that speech he gave behind a seal of the 'president-elect of the US'?

He never really outgrew that.

Posted by: Methos at December 06, 2015 08:53 PM (ZbV+0)

746 " Can someone give me the Cliff's Notes version of the speech?"

"Don't blame me, I'm doing my best, and be nice to Muslims. They're our friends. As far as you know."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 06, 2015 08:53 PM (oKE6c)

747 738 Wow Krauthammer and A.D. Store are praising Rubio as so much more presidential than Barry. Even Juan Williams praising Rubio
Posted by: L, Elle at December 06, 2015 08:52 PM (2x3L+)

Well, Dondi is presidential. Virtually anyone is compared to Barry Marshall Davis. But Dondi is an establishment stooge. He can screw off.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2015 08:53 PM (uRmWf)

748 >>Someone mentioned that he did the Oval Office thing because the usually place is covered in Christmas decorations. So he just moved the podium in there to ensure he was still projecting that formal, in-charge image that sitting behind a desk does not offer.
Posted by: Lizzy

The Men's room would have been more appropriate.

Posted by: Aviator at December 06, 2015 08:53 PM (c7vUv)

749 I want to outlive the bastard and pee on his grave.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2015 08:47 PM (uRmWf)

I was hoping to have someone to pee on earlier, but this story dashed my hopes.

http://tinyurl.com/z3nbn3k

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 06, 2015 08:53 PM (jJRIy)

750 723 So he just moved the podium in there to ensure he was still projecting that formal, in-charge image that sitting behind a desk does not offer.

Some great speeches have been delivered from behind that desk, including Reagan's farewell address (http://bit.ly/1XNLLic).

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at December 06, 2015 08:53 PM (YjDyJ)

751 When we're screwed, there is something to remind us that things are worthwhile:

http://tinyurl.com/ov4rrlv

Posted by: Vendette at December 06, 2015 08:53 PM (vswPF)

752 Anybody watch?

If so, what was he pushing?

Posted by: Ed Anger at December 06, 2015 08:54 PM (rbXzt)

753 714 From France:

"Exit polls from Sunday's vote predicted that the FN had won 30.8% of the vote, followed by Mr Sarkozy's Republicans on 27.2% and President Francois Hollande's Socialists with 22.7%."
Posted by: RioBravo at December 06, 2015 08:47 PM (NUqwG)

--Go Marie!!

Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2015 08:54 PM (vsbNu)

754 711 685
That's why the grossest part of Obama's speech is where he did the rush to judgement on the results of the FBI investigation by saying there are no connections to overseas terrorism

Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 06, 2015 08:43 PM (mcm0N)

Which means that ISIS is operating in the U.S.
Posted by: rickl at December 06, 2015 08:47 PM

***********

Yep, possible.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 06, 2015 08:54 PM (mcm0N)

755 I'm thinking we all need a Morrissey tune to cheer us up.

Posted by: Fritz at December 06, 2015 08:54 PM (3tjn4)

756 >>>Perhaps we could arrange a group trip to pee on his grave. A group pee.

Posted by: Weasel at December 06, 2015 08:50 PM (e3bId)<<<

Let's not get all wee-wee'd up now.

Posted by: future zombie SCOAMF at December 06, 2015 08:54 PM (H9MG5)

757 Even Juan Williams praising Rubio ]

Kiss of death.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 06, 2015 08:55 PM (FkBIv)

758 749 Posted by: Nip Sip at December 06, 2015 08:53 PM (jJRIy)

You can't have cancer if you are cancer.

So, SCOAMF, Jimmuh, Father Coughlin . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2015 08:55 PM (uRmWf)

759 I love this Black girl on Fox now. She's hot, and she is good.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 06, 2015 08:55 PM (jJRIy)

760 >>Some great speeches have been delivered from behind that desk, including Reagan's farewell address (http://bit.ly/1XNLLic).

According to you.
Obama knows better, though!
Gotta have all the trapping of being prezzy - the podium, the seal, lots of flags and columns....

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2015 08:55 PM (NOIQH)

761 as if the desk was a prop or better an obstacle to Obama

It's a foot rest. I'll need it when I'm done reading the Teleprompter.

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 06, 2015 08:55 PM (+c55T)

762 That would still mean however that there are connections to ISIS overseas.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 06, 2015 08:56 PM (mcm0N)

763 It would have been epic if a dude had delivered a pizza in the middle of the speech and waved to the camera.

Posted by: eman at December 06, 2015 08:56 PM (MQEz6)

764 He should have announced the arrest of CAIR's ~~leadership~~ membership.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 06, 2015 08:56 PM (oKE6c)

765 755 I'm thinking we all need a Morrissey tune to cheer us up.
Posted by: Fritz at December 06, 2015 08:54 PM (3tjn4)

--Actually, "Stop Me if You Think that You've Heard This One Before" by The Smiths is more apt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SckD99B51IA

Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2015 08:57 PM (vsbNu)

766 You can't have cancer if you are cancer.

So, SCOAMF, Jimmuh, Father Coughlin . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2015 08:55 PM (uRmWf)

Hmm, so your saying the cancer Carter had couldn't live in his body, because it was already a cancer on the world?

Yes, I think that makes good sense.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 06, 2015 08:57 PM (jJRIy)

767 Well, that was short and sw... never mind.

My favorite part of the speech was when the President offered everyone who gives up their gun a free $5-off coupon to see Jennifer Lawrence's new movie.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 06, 2015 08:57 PM (ntObR)

768 Sorry to go OT. One of the five feral cats I've been caring for this last year seems to have broken a hip. No broken skin, but the back leg is just dangling. He growled in pain getting into the heated cat house I built. I can't afford to get him fixed, and he is in no mood to be picked up. Do they have some kind of pill that will put him down humanely? Thanks morons. I never had cats, but I've grown to love these buggers.

Posted by: fish...the lowercase one at December 06, 2015 08:57 PM (4E9eO)

769 @686 J. J. You are probably right. I love my country and with first hand experience with IRS, I fear my government.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 06, 2015 08:57 PM (8PcKC)

770 Wait for Christmas Day.

Posted by: Methos at December 06, 2015 08:49 PM

which just happens to be on a Friday...

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 06, 2015 08:57 PM (KCxzN)

771 "Wow Krauthammer and A.D. Store are praising Rubio as so much more presidential than Barry."

After having helped inflict Chicago Jesus on the nation in 2008, that der Kraut is still a public voice is damned alarming.

He and Peggy Noonan need to be sent into internal exile in a small cabin in some flat, cold and boring place until they're fighting to the death with butter knives over their 4500th canasta game.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 06, 2015 08:58 PM (noWW6)

772 Posted by: Vendette at December 06, 2015 08:53 PM (vswPF)

Bravo for that one, Vendette!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 06, 2015 08:58 PM (ftVQq)

773 A left winger on twitter opines that nothing Obama could say would please "you RWNJs." Yeah. He doesn't give his so-called speeches for the pleasure of us, his mortal enemies, he gives speeches for the pleasure of the MSM and bootlickers on the left and ISIS/ISIL.

I think a good rejoinder to his wanting to make it illegal for those on the no-fly list to get guns is to say, "That's right, Teddy Kennedy was on that list and he didn't need a gun, he used a car."

Posted by: WTFO at December 06, 2015 08:58 PM (GxhCK)

774 >>If so, what was he pushing?

You need to stop being a bigot against Muslims. Well, the entire country needs to do that.

Otherwise, he's doing some stuff against "ISIL", he insist Congress should do what he wants them to do about guns, and really, stop hating Muslims, man! It's what ISIL wants!!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2015 08:58 PM (NOIQH)

775 Is she hot - hot or you just like her hot?

Posted by: eleven at December 06, 2015 08:58 PM (qUNWi)

776 I was amused by Juan Williams saying that Obama was informing the citizens, because they just don't know and understand these things.

I was amused, because THAT'S THE JOB OF MEDIA, JUAN! Your ONLY job, shitstain. If the American public don't know about these these things, it's because you assholes are deliberately under-reporting or smothering the actual news.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 06, 2015 08:58 PM (9mTYi)

777 --Go Marie!!

Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2015 08:54 PM (vsbNu)

Marine, I think. The daughter kicked the founder of the party out. So he started another that didn't do as well.

Politics can be weird.

Posted by: Methos at December 06, 2015 08:58 PM (ZbV+0)

778 Props to the hordlings who watched the shit sandwich.

I watched a huge cat fight on the Real Ho's of Atlanta that was more intellectually stimulating.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 06, 2015 08:58 PM (FsuaD)

779 760 ...Gotta have all the trapping of being prezzy - the podium, the seal, lots of flags and columns....

I thought it was distracting. Why place a podium in front of a desk? It kept drawing my attention to the desk.

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at December 06, 2015 08:58 PM (YjDyJ)

780 http://tinyurl.com/ov4rrlv

Posted by: Vendette at December 06, 2015 08:53 PM (vswPF)

Oh man, thanks, that's a tear jerkier.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 06, 2015 08:59 PM (jJRIy)

781 My ex said "If I had a gun I would shoot you".

Does that count? Should I call the EffBEye?

*I do not for a second disbelieve her...I've been calling her ISIS ever since. hee hee

Posted by: torabora thinks outside the pen at December 06, 2015 08:59 PM (xJxf4)

782

Fish, sorry, most humane way is a .22 between the eyes, seriously. otherwise you will have to take him in, vets wont send you home with a Black Capsule.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher, Male Prostitute at December 06, 2015 08:59 PM (qul7b)

783 Smart and strong?

In other words the man who uttered those words, who has not the least strand of either of those things in his makeup, will resign and make way for someone who does, after firing those (that's spelled 'almost all') of his Cabinet who are likewise ideological toadies?

Even Biden would be an improvement.

Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2015 08:59 PM (o+SC1)

784 So, Jihadi Boy's father is telling Italian media that his son was all ISIS all the time.

Can we send the fucking dad to Syria now?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 06, 2015 08:59 PM (FsuaD)

785 I love this Black girl on Fox now. She's hot, and she is good.
Posted by: Nip Sip

Jeanine Pirro?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 06, 2015 09:00 PM (FkBIv)

786 750
Some great speeches have been delivered from behind that desk, including Reagan's farewell address (http://bit.ly/1XNLLic).
Posted by: Miss80sBaby at December 06, 2015 08:53 PM (YjDyJ)

And Eisenhower's farewell address.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWiIYW_fBfY

It's less than 16 minutes long. Watch that, and try to imagine any politician giving that speech today. He actually treats the American public as responsible, intelligent adults.

Posted by: rickl at December 06, 2015 09:00 PM (sdi6R)

787 I think Biden would be an improvement. Then again I think most 2 year olds would be equal to TFG

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 06, 2015 09:01 PM (8PcKC)

788 761 as if the desk was a prop or better an obstacle to Obama

It's a foot rest. I'll need it when I'm done reading the Teleprompter.
Posted by: Barack Obama at December 06, 2015 08:55 PM (+c55T)

*****

LOL

It looks like you were green screened into the Oval Office.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 06, 2015 09:01 PM (mcm0N)

789 I thought so, but I only have a .40 and a shotgun. Not sure about firing in a suburban neighborhood. Maybe I can get something to knock him out and (gasp) drown him. I'll probably puke.

Posted by: fish...the lowercase one at December 06, 2015 09:01 PM (4E9eO)

790 "Don't blame me, I'm doing my best, and be nice to Muslims. They're our friends. As far as you know."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 06, 2015 08:53 PM (oKE6c)

Thanks.

Posted by: Ed Anger at December 06, 2015 09:01 PM (rbXzt)

791 Do they have some kind of pill that will put him
down humanely? Thanks morons. I never had cats, but I've grown to love
these buggers.

Posted by: fish...the lowercase one at December 06, 2015 08:57 PM (4E9eO)

I think liquid Tylenol will put him down. I know it will with a dog. I suspect if you gave him a booze cocktail and Tylenol, he's nap permanently.
Sorry.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 06, 2015 09:01 PM (jJRIy)

792 I thought it was distracting. Why place a podium in front of a desk? It kept drawing my attention to the desk.

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at December 06, 2015 08:58 PM (YjDyJ)

He used the podium to hide the splooge stains on the front of the desk from the time Reggie detonated prematurely.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2015 09:01 PM (+y3Tj)

793 At this point, what is stopping Barry Obama from becoming a full partner at the Law Offices of David S. Chesley, Inc.? Three more intellectual lawyers, I have never seen.

Posted by: Fritz at December 06, 2015 09:02 PM (3tjn4)

794 Nah, you should just start unpacking. He looked incredibly weak and had nothing of significance to say. Plus the usual don't pick on the Muslims bs.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 06, 2015 08:45 PM (2x3L+)

Thanks. Gonna throw a frozen pizza in the oven and get a shower.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 06, 2015 09:02 PM (GUBah)

795 I'll say what I've been saying forever.

Let's give up the Second Amendment when all current and previous presidents, VPs, etc. pay for THEIR OWN SECURITY for life.

Let's see limp-wristed Barry hitting the range, learning how to use a scary gun.

Same with the Hildebeast, Slow Joe Biden, etc.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 06, 2015 09:02 PM (FsuaD)

796 Marine, I think. The daughter kicked the founder of the party out. So he started another that didn't do as well.

Politics can be weird.
Posted by: Methos at December 06, 2015 08:58 PM (ZbV+0)

--Yes, Marine. But wasn't her dad the founder of the party????

Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2015 09:03 PM (vsbNu)

797 Peggy and the Kraut show how empty the "Right-Wing" commentators are.

Posted by: cm9000 at December 06, 2015 09:03 PM (2TUVm)

798 >>I thought it was distracting. Why place a podium in front of a desk?

The podium was weird, but then his face looked weird, and it was a nonsense speech, so....total fail.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2015 09:03 PM (NOIQH)

799
fish, a single .40 shot wont get reported or located. use the garage or basement.

Cats do respond to alcohol. You can sedate him with an injection of vodka, 3 cc would do, into the abdomen then get some otc potassium tablets grind up make a slurry and inject into his heart. it will be an instant painless kill.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher, Male Prostitute at December 06, 2015 09:04 PM (qul7b)

800 He used the podium to hide the splooge stains on the front of the desk from the time Reggie detonated prematurely.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2015 09:01 PM (+y3Tj)

LOL!
Probably he didn't want people to see he's hocked the desk and there is nothing there.
That or picking the pictures to put on the desk would mean the pic's of him and Reggie would show up.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 06, 2015 09:04 PM (jJRIy)

801 Peggy and the Kraut opened up for Toni Basil and Re-Flex back in 1983.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 06, 2015 09:04 PM (ntObR)

802 How come he can support Turkey sealing its border, but he can't support the United States sealing its border?
Posted by: Manolo at December 06, 2015 08:23 PM

You have a good point there.

Posted by: Farmer at December 06, 2015 09:04 PM (o/90i)

803 Jeanine Pirro, if that's who you mean, is an Italican, I think.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 06, 2015 09:04 PM (2x3L+)

804
Lower Case Fish...
The PTBwon't let us ordinary folks have the kind of pills that will kill like that. We might you know, mistake for aspririn and our heirs would sue the vet for malfeasance in action or something. that said usually you can take them to a vet or the animal shelter and they will do a no cost humane euthanasia.

Posted by: Put that kid back where it came from or So Help Me at December 06, 2015 09:04 PM (HPNqc)

805 Thanks Nip. Have to take the Mastiff into the vet tomorrow. I'll run it by her. The poor thing must be in some bad pain.

Posted by: fish...the lowercase one at December 06, 2015 09:04 PM (4E9eO)

806 738 Wow Krauthammer and A.D. Store are praising Rubio as so much more presidential than Barry. Even Juan Williams praising Rubio

Posted by: L, Elle at December 06, 2015 08:52 PM (2x3L+)

Good God.

First Yeb, now Dondi.

So ashamed of my state. Sorry, ya'll

Posted by: Marybeth in Florida at December 06, 2015 09:05 PM (7egrg)

807 I thought so, but I only have a .40 and a shotgun. Not sure about firing in a suburban neighborhood. Maybe I can get something to knock him out and (gasp) drown him. I'll probably puke.

Posted by: fish...the lowercase one at December 06, 2015 09:01 PM (4E9eO)

Just put one some heavy gloves, and a heavy jacket, pick him up, put him in a box or cage, and haul him to the vet. Tell the vet it's a feral cat you found in the street, and it's wounded, and to do what has to be done. Is there a town animal shelter?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2015 09:05 PM (+y3Tj)

808 "One of the five feral cats I've been caring for this last year seems
to have broken a hip. No broken skin, but the back leg is just
dangling."

Aw crap. So sorry to hear that.

I wonder about whether it might be a dislocation, but with a feral animal in pain, no way to figure that for sure short of anesthesia at a veterinary office.

I do know from experience that the .22 long puts down small animals pretty much instantly, but no idea if that's an option available to you or not.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 06, 2015 09:05 PM (noWW6)

809 Rubio gets to respond.

Now Fuckabee.

Miss Lindsey must be up next?

Thanks, FOX. Brilliant!!!

Posted by: the Guinness Guys at December 06, 2015 09:05 PM (H9MG5)

810 I'm too upset by that stupid speech to do the dishes.

Is that what Isis wants?

Posted by: pj at December 06, 2015 09:05 PM (cHuNI)

811 798 >>I thought it was distracting. Why place a podium in front of a desk?

The podium was weird, but then his face looked weird, and it was a nonsense speech, so....total fail.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2015 09:03 PM (NOIQH)

*****

He's had pink eye and a cold for about a week now.

They probably thought they should run with this because it might look and sound like he's been up all night "caring."

Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 06, 2015 09:06 PM (mcm0N)

812 I wish the Resolute Desk had a secret trap door, so that Barry's skinny Marxist ass falls through it the next time he leans up against it or plops his shoes up on it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 06, 2015 09:06 PM (FsuaD)

813 Bad news for Hillary. The country now knows what it's like to be led by someone with a vagina.

-
Didja see that Hillary! threatened ISIS with nuclear weapons? She meant to say "the military option" was on the table but said "the nuclear option" was on the table. Justice Breyer had to correct her. Grandma Senile would get us all killed.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 06, 2015 09:06 PM (Nwg0u)

814 Jeanine Pirro, if that's who you mean, is an Italican, I think.

Whattsamatta you?!? Why ya gotta be makin' a-fun-a of us-a proud Italians?!! You make-a me and my-a monkey very sad!!!

;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve (who has an Italian, not an Italican, surname) at December 06, 2015 09:06 PM (ntObR)

815 Thanks 804. I'm just not sure how I an get him there without being torn up. He hissed at me for the first time ever, and this is a cat that would let me pick deer ticks off of his eyelids.

Posted by: fish...the lowercase one at December 06, 2015 09:06 PM (4E9eO)

816 Jeanine Pirro?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 06, 2015 09:00 PM (FkBIv)

ha ha, no the one on now. this one........http://tinyurl.com/jyhh8rc

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 06, 2015 09:07 PM (jJRIy)

817 He used a podium because its too hard to read the teleprompter sitting down.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 06, 2015 09:07 PM (oVJmc)

818 798 The podium was weird, but then his face looked weird, and it was a nonsense speech, so....total fail.

Given that this was supposed to be a speech to reassure us, you would think his speechwriters would have tried to craft a more noteworthy speech.

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at December 06, 2015 09:08 PM (YjDyJ)

819 So ashamed of my state. Sorry, ya'll

No apologies. Florida denied Sharia from creeping into its legal system and is on the verge of becoming the next Open Carry state. Woo hoo!

Posted by: derit at December 06, 2015 09:08 PM (jT+gh)

820 J.J. I don't believe the NRA has tax exempt status because the take political positions and advocate.

Posted by: CMU VET at December 06, 2015 09:08 PM (ejB0r)

821 I'm sorry, fish. I would try to scrape up enough money to take him to the vet for that. I couldn't imagine doing it myself. I'd be afraid I'd screw it up.

Posted by: rickl at December 06, 2015 09:09 PM (sdi6R)

822
fish you may just have to man up and do it for his own good. You accepted responsibility for him and now he needs you to do whats right for him. Leave the dog and take the cat in if you are not able to help him yourself (which is fine, no shame in it) but don't let him suffer.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher, Male Prostitute at December 06, 2015 09:09 PM (qul7b)

823 Thanks for all the comments. I'll sleep on it, and make a decision tomorrow. Morons are the best.

Posted by: fish...the lowercase one at December 06, 2015 09:09 PM (4E9eO)

824 I'm too upset by that stupid speech to do the dishes.

Is that what Isis wants?
Posted by: pj

They want you to go all the way to forsaking toilet paper.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 06, 2015 09:09 PM (FkBIv)

825 Posted by: fish...the lowercase one at December 06, 2015 09:04 PM (4E9eO)

It's worth noting that cats can easily find their limbs dislocated... and will frequently find themselves all back into place on their own. Had a cat that kept dislocating one of his front legs...would run around screaming with it dangling.

Posted by: Phil at December 06, 2015 09:09 PM (PTq8m)

826 So glad I wasted my time on the Real Ho's of Atlanta, rather than the Real Ho of the White House.

Everyone feel all comforted and reasurred?

Alrighty then.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 06, 2015 09:09 PM (FsuaD)

827 >>>Given that this was supposed to be a speech to
reassure us, you would think his speechwriters would have tried to craft
a more noteworthy speech.

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at December 06, 2015 09:08 PM (YjDyJ)<<<

I think I'm a better speechwriter than my speechwriters.

Posted by: SCOAMF, with a more swelled head than Peyton Manning at December 06, 2015 09:10 PM (H9MG5)

828 Let me be perfectly queer...

Posted by: Barky McDicklick, Ruler of the Free World at December 06, 2015 09:10 PM (u5gzz)

829
I have sucked more cock than my full time cock suckers.

Posted by: POTUS at December 06, 2015 09:10 PM (qul7b)

830 824...watch how you reach for the gravy then...

Posted by: Judas Washington at December 06, 2015 09:10 PM (hCdMd)

831 NRA is tax exempt.

http://tinyurl.com/b9rxprs

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 06, 2015 09:11 PM (jJRIy)

832 OMFG. Called it @809.

Miss Lindsey is the next Presidential candidate FOX is gonna have on.

Posted by: the Guinness Guys at December 06, 2015 09:11 PM (H9MG5)

833 So, from what I've gathered, shorter TFG speech:

Let's go easy on our Muslim breathren.

Amirite?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 06, 2015 09:12 PM (FsuaD)

834 ha ha, no the one on now. this one........http://tinyurl.com/jyhh8rc
Posted by: Nip Sip

Oh yeah, that's Harris Faulkner.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 06, 2015 09:12 PM (FkBIv)

835 Um, is Obama going to disarm these guys? Maybe re-think employing them?

At least 72 DHS employees on terror watch list.

http://freebeacon.com/national-security/
72-dhs-employees-on-terrorist-watch-list/

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2015 09:12 PM (NOIQH)

836 Your'e right Wes. I'll take care of it one way or the other tomorrow morning. I just hope he stays put over night.

Posted by: fish...the lowercase one at December 06, 2015 09:12 PM (4E9eO)

837
I have many relatives in Islamic jihadi groups, please take it easy on them, they send me the best Lebanese blond hash...

Posted by: POTUS at December 06, 2015 09:13 PM (qul7b)

838 Obama needs to stop giving these speeches. Every time he tells us how hard he is working, and how safe we are, holy jihad warriors prove him wrong. He's just provoking them. He should just be quiet and stop antagonising the radicals.

Posted by: Jamile Blinkerdoerf at December 06, 2015 09:13 PM (Ym7zW)

839 I posted this a couple times today and and the risk of being spammy will toss up a third one.
Since the NRA often runs big discounts on Lifetime memberships, I looked around before taking the plunge.
I found four - FOUR - websites running different promotions in addition to the site at: https://joinnra.nra.org/join/join.aspx. ALL are NRA.org sites (nrahq.org is NRA).

Two of them are offering Lifetime Memberships for $500. If you want to join as a Lifetime member but can't bite off that much all at once then you're in luck. One of those two offers them payable at:

$25 a month
or
$25 a quarter.

$25 a quarter. That's $8.34 a month, people.

The standard Lifetime Membership cost goes from $1,000 up to $1,500 on Jan. 1.

Things are tight for me right now but I just coughed up the first $25 of my Lifetime Mmbrshp. Link to the $500 w/payments page:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/zph6cz5

or, here's the url with a space at the end of each line.

https://membership.nrahq.org/5797/
default.aspx?src=bek=Y5KJ1RGB
gclid=CKa37oWZw8kCFQEIaQodr8gALA

Posted by: jow at December 06, 2015 09:14 PM (Oagtj)

840 You know it Jane

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 06, 2015 09:14 PM (gmP76)

841
fish {{{{{hugs}}}}} BTDT

Posted by: Wesley Crusher, Male Prostitute at December 06, 2015 09:14 PM (qul7b)

842 NRA is tax exempt.

Not for long.

Posted by: Sturmenfuhrer Lerner at December 06, 2015 09:14 PM (oVJmc)

843 Okay. I'm off to bed. I'll sleep well knowing the idiot Fuckwit in Chief has our well-being at the top of his list.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 06, 2015 09:15 PM (FsuaD)

844 What do we have for Cliff notes on TFG's speech? Guy's too much of an asshole for me to waste time listening to him "school" me on the "smart and strong" way to deal with the horrors of globull warmening, hangnails and umbrellas that won't behave.

I have to clean the toilet.

Is it over yet?

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 06, 2015 09:15 PM (+YMhA)

845 Shit, now Leslie. Sunday night must be a slow night. The Senate is in session, so all the Senators are in town.

Leslie's boyfriend must be warming up his bed.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 06, 2015 09:15 PM (jJRIy)

846 So Fox has officially gone full RINO retard. It's losers brigade on tonight. Dondi, then Huckster, now Grahamnesty

Posted by: L, Elle at December 06, 2015 09:15 PM (2x3L+)

847
Man I got my NRA Life (well) Endowed membership mid-80's... $300 maybe?

Posted by: Wesley Crusher, Male Prostitute at December 06, 2015 09:16 PM (qul7b)

848 818,

What makes you think the speech was supposed to reassure us?

Posted by: eman at December 06, 2015 09:16 PM (MQEz6)

849 Speaker Ryan rightly described it as "no new plan, just a half-hearted attempt to defend and distract from a failing policy". He also mentioned the upcoming vote on the House visa waiver bill.

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at December 06, 2015 09:16 PM (YjDyJ)

850 Graham is now talking 3rd party, Bob Dole like

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 06, 2015 09:16 PM (QvClr)

851 Judge Jeanine: Are you saying the President isn't telling the truth???

Me: SERIOUSLY???

Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 06, 2015 09:16 PM (cDs+4)

852 I have to clean the toilet.

Is it over yet?
Posted by: tcn in AK

No. 12 months left till the last flush.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 06, 2015 09:16 PM (FkBIv)

853 Obama needs to stop giving these speeches. Every
time he tells us how hard he is working, and how safe we are, holy jihad
warriors prove him wrong. He's just provoking them. He should just be
quiet and stop antagonising the radicals.

Posted by: Jamile Blinkerdoerf at December 06, 2015 09:13 PM (Ym7zW)

"how hard he is working, and how safe we are" are the code-words that the net mission is a "go".

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 06, 2015 09:17 PM (T78UI)

854 @839

Good find. I bought my Life membership when convention was in CLT. Got it for $400. I read somewhere if a life member recommends you you can get it for $300.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 06, 2015 09:17 PM (jJRIy)

855 768 Sorry to go OT. One of the five feral cats I've been caring for this last year seems to have broken a hip. No broken skin, but the back leg is just dangling. He growled in pain getting into the heated cat house I built. I can't afford to get him fixed, and he is in no mood to be picked up. Do they have some kind of pill that will put him down humanely? Thanks morons. I never had cats, but I've grown to love these buggers.

Posted by: fish...the lowercase one at December 06, 2015 08:57 PM (4E9eO)

The most humane means of execution that I know of is nitrogen asphyxiation. Nitrogen is odorless, tasteless, and comprises 78% of the atmosphere already. You don't get the normal symptoms of asphyxiation because there is no CO2 buildup in the body -- so no pain, panic, or panting. Essentially the O2 content of the body drops and drops until it can no longer sustain consciousness, then drops further until it can no longer sustain life. If I had a kitty in such straights, I might try this on the entire heated cat house after I'd extracted any other cats. Do it in a well-ventilated area and be careful of your own safety when you do it and afterwards -- the same lack of symptoms that makes it merciful for the animal could allow it to sneak up on you.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 06, 2015 09:17 PM (EzgxV)

856 The only thing Obama could ever say that would reassure us is "I resign"

Posted by: eman at December 06, 2015 09:17 PM (MQEz6)

857 Just put one some heavy gloves, and a heavy jacket, pick him up, put him in a box or cage, and haul him to the vet. Tell the vet it's a feral cat you found in the street, and it's wounded, and to do what has to be done. Is there a town animal shelter?
_______________
This is the right thing to do in this scenario.

If you can't do this, then call animal control.

You're a good person taking care of the feral cats. You know there is a thing where they catch, neuter then release them again. I don't know much about it, but saw people on my town Facebook page discussing it.

Posted by: Auntie Doodles at December 06, 2015 09:17 PM (teYv/)

858 Maybe someone on Fox could ask Miss Lindsay how his vote for Lo-retta Lynch-Mob worked out for the country.

Jerk.

Posted by: Marybeth in Florida at December 06, 2015 09:17 PM (7egrg)

859 NSA program going dark. I don't believe you Lindsey

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 06, 2015 09:18 PM (s0Kry)

860 Thanks for watching it for me, folks.

Posted by: mindful webworker - news not news at December 06, 2015 09:18 PM (ACs58)

861 >>Graham is now talking 3rd party, Bob Dole like
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian,

Given the number of people that would show up for that party he can schedule it at Chucky Cheese.

Posted by: Aviator at December 06, 2015 09:18 PM (c7vUv)

862 I think he's obsessed with presenting an image of him being in charge, constantly reminding us he's president. That's why he usually does his speeches/press conferences standing in front of that hallway with all the columns (columns, baby! can't get enough!)

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2015 08:49 PM (NOIQH)

Remember back in 2008, after the election when he and his team of idiots made up that fake seal - "Office of the President-Elect" ...

That was followed by Barky's people urging George W to resign early so that Barky could take over in December, even though there was no Constitutional or legal mechanism for anything of the sort. Didn't bother Barky and his gang ...

It's all beyond farcical.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 06, 2015 09:18 PM (zc3Db)

863 Gee, I guess it is possible to hate him more. Learn something new every day.

Posted by: ALH at December 06, 2015 09:19 PM (Z56vq)

864 Obama needs to stop giving these speeches.

-
But Obozo is the greatest speechifier in the history of forever! In fact, it's his only qualification for POTUS.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 06, 2015 09:19 PM (Nwg0u)

865 Well, I have been properly vented now. Maybe a movie, or some music with a glass of wine, and I'll be able to sleep.

Limbaugh aughta be good tomorrow.

Posted by: Jamile Blinkerdoerf at December 06, 2015 09:19 PM (Ym7zW)

866 Given the number of people that would show up for that party he can schedule it at Chucky Cheese.
Posted by: Aviator

Would a fight break out?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 06, 2015 09:20 PM (FkBIv)

867 The way to defeat the goat-fucking mohammedans is to kill the shit out of them and keep killing the shit out of them until they're too scared to walk outside the house for conjugal visits to the goat pen.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 06, 2015 09:20 PM (kpqmD)

868 848 818,What makes you think the speech was supposed to reassure us?

@politico 3h ago Obama knows he hasn't convinced people he's keeping them safe. He's hoping an Oval Office camera shot will help. http://politi.co/1NDkLqD

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at December 06, 2015 09:21 PM (YjDyJ)

869 Would a fight break out?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 06, 2015 09:20 PM (FkBIv)
----
Or a gay gang bang.

Posted by: RioBravo at December 06, 2015 09:21 PM (NUqwG)

870 Ebola nevers gives or wants to give a speech meant to reassure us.

His speeches are made to cause trouble and try to keep himself out of trouble.

That's it.

Posted by: eman at December 06, 2015 09:21 PM (MQEz6)

871
My favorite part of the speech was when the President offered everyone who gives up their gun a free $5-off coupon to see Jennifer Lawrence's new movie.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 06, 2015 08:57 PM (ntObR)

See, that's exactly the kind of stupidity Chocolate Fonzie would try. A really smart Donk would offer a coupon to see JenLaw's boobies.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 06, 2015 09:22 PM (o98Jz)

872 So Fox has officially gone full RINO retard. It's losers brigade on tonight. Dondi, then Huckster, now Grahamnesty

Posted by: L, Elle at December 06, 2015 09:15 PM (2x3L+)

Miss Lindsay is the only trans-Republican I have seen call ISIS ISIL. Whats up with that?

Posted by: cm9000 at December 06, 2015 09:22 PM (2TUVm)

873 Would a fight break out?

Wouldn't be Chucky Cheese if one didn't.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 06, 2015 09:22 PM (EDYaR)

874 Sounds like barky's speech wasn't to reassure Americans, but more to reassure muslims that it's OK to go on killing Americans.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2015 09:22 PM (+y3Tj)

875 868,

You believed it?

Posted by: eman at December 06, 2015 09:22 PM (MQEz6)

876 Heard the asshole's speech on my way back from Portsmouth. Nothing new ( well except for one thing,but that for later), more lies, more crap....As if anyone is bothering muslims..I mean we should be, but we're not...and fuck the gun control asshole

HOWEVER not sure if anyone else caught this, but he called the Chattanooga shootings terror and since it was in a speech about muslim terrorism, THAT is new and effects the people killed and wounded there. Up till now this asshole and his asshole Admin has NOT admitted that.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 06, 2015 09:22 PM (DUoqb)

877 The way to defeat the goat-fucking mohammedans is to kill the shit out of them and keep killing the shit out of them until they're too scared to walk outside the house for conjugal visits to the goat pen.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016

They have to go outdoors for that?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 06, 2015 09:23 PM (FkBIv)

878 865
Limbaugh aughta be good tomorrow.
Posted by: Jamile Blinkerdoerf at December 06, 2015 09:19 PM (Ym7zW)

I'm still disappointed Levin wasn't on last Friday, after that media debacle in the terrorists' house.

I so wanted to hear his take on that clusterfuck, and watch the flames shooting out of the speakers.

Posted by: rickl at December 06, 2015 09:23 PM (sdi6R)

879 Oh and that idiot Juan Williams is stupider than I even thought

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 06, 2015 09:24 PM (DUoqb)

880 Could Linda Stasi be any more appropriately named?!

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at December 06, 2015 09:24 PM (xetep)

881 >>Would a fight break out?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.

Probably to see who got to blow the guy in the rat suit.

Posted by: Aviator at December 06, 2015 09:24 PM (c7vUv)

882
Could Linda Stasi be any more appropriately named?!

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at December 06, 2015 09:24 PM (xetep)

Don't you know it, girlfriend!

Posted by: Anna Marie Gestapo at December 06, 2015 09:25 PM (o98Jz)

883 Oh and I also only heard the Giant-Jet game, and although I am a Jet fan, they both suck and the Giants suck and are stupid

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 06, 2015 09:25 PM (DUoqb)

884 652 Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 06, 2015 08:27 PM (mcm0N) --- So he was proven a liar within minutes of saying it was not a conspiracy involving others overseas.
Posted by: Baldy at December 06, 2015 08:37 PM (1SCTq)

********

Baldy

Quite possibly. Hope you are doing well. Watching the Steelers...

Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 06, 2015 09:25 PM (mcm0N)

885 While his failure in foreign policy/national defense is on bright display, his success on the economy is sold as '5% Unemployment!!!OMG!!!', while the full story is the male participation rate is now THE LOWEST ON RECORD.

If ISIS doesn't destroy us, Barry will.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 06, 2015 09:26 PM (oVJmc)

886 877,

They use the stroll to loosen up a bit and get ready for the exertion.

Posted by: eman at December 06, 2015 09:26 PM (MQEz6)

887 So he was proven a liar within minutes of saying it was not a conspiracy involving others overseas.
Posted by: Baldy at December 06, 2015 08:37 PM (1SCTq)

Yeah I caught that one also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 06, 2015 09:26 PM (DUoqb)

888 "But Obozo is the greatest speechifier in the history of forever!"

When ace posted that piece the other day about how low-intelligence individuals respond strongly to profound-sounding but empty aphorisms, I muttered to myself, "We are the ones we've been waiting for!"

Posted by: torquewrench at December 06, 2015 09:27 PM (noWW6)

889 My XO intimated to me that he was carrying today against all the DOD rules...I am starting to like him more and more

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 06, 2015 09:28 PM (DUoqb)

890 >>>> HOWEVER not sure if anyone else caught this, but he called the Chattanooga shootings terror and since it was in a speech about muslim terrorism, THAT is new and effects the people killed and wounded there. Up till now this asshole and his asshole Admin has NOT admitted that.
--------
Yes, NGU, he also referenced Fort Hood in the same way, I think. I assume this was an error by his speechwriter and TOTUS

Posted by: L, Elle at December 06, 2015 09:28 PM (IlQaj)

891 Oh and that idiot Juan Williams is stupider than I even thought

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 06, 2015 09:24 PM (DUoqb)

Juan has been setting the standard of stupid for a long time. Guess you haven't noticed.

Posted by: cm9000 at December 06, 2015 09:29 PM (2TUVm)

892 The fact the SB terrorist's bank was Caliphate Colonial Trust hinted to the FBI that something was up.

Posted by: eman at December 06, 2015 09:29 PM (MQEz6)

893 875 868,You believed it?

It would hardly be the first time that he gave a speech to attempt to raise his poll numbers. Though I feel he cares about those for personal and not political reasons. Why else would they schedule an address prior to Sunday Night Football? His aides obviously wanted people to watch it.

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at December 06, 2015 09:30 PM (YjDyJ)

894 Yes, NGU, he also referenced Fort Hood in the same way, I think. I assume this was an error by his speechwriter and TOTUS
Posted by: L, Elle at December 06, 2015 09:28 PM (IlQaj)

Yea but they did finally admit the FT Hood shooting was and paid benefits and Purple Hearts to many of those there. They have NOT done so the TN shootings and the people involved in that are pissed. This is the FIRST and only time they have officially associate that shooting with muslim terrorism.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 06, 2015 09:30 PM (DUoqb)

895 Yes, NGU, he also referenced Fort Hood in the same way, I think. I assume this was an error by his speechwriter and TOTUS

Posted by: L, Elle at December 06, 2015 09:28 PM (IlQaj)

Nonsense. We have always been at war with Eastasia.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2015 09:30 PM (+y3Tj)

896 Yes, NGU, he also referenced Fort Hood in the same way, I think. I assume this was an error by his speechwriter and TOTUS
Posted by: L, Elle at December 06, 2015 09:28 PM (IlQaj)

****

Nevertheless, the survivors of those killed and those wounded can now point to this and receive the benefits that they should have gotten all along.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 06, 2015 09:30 PM (3rK8j)

897 Yes, NGU, he also referenced Fort Hood in the same way, I think. I assume this was an error by his speechwriter and TOTUS

He can teleprompt better than his teleprompter. Just ax him, he'll tell you all about it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 06, 2015 09:31 PM (LUgeY)

898 Most. Transparent. Administration. Evah. Went to WH.GOV to peruse the Holy One's speech. Access Denied on every link. I guess I can kiss getting a firearm goodbye.

Posted by: whatmeworry? at December 06, 2015 09:31 PM (dZGNV)

899 Juan has been setting the standard of stupid for a long time. Guess you haven't noticed.

Posted by: cm9000 at December 06, 2015 09:29 PM (2TUVm)

I got him beat by a mile.

Posted by: Alan Combes, the dumbest Jew on TV at December 06, 2015 09:31 PM (jJRIy)

900 890,

Maybe we have a mole on the inside that slipped thise in.

Otherwise, WTF is going on?

Posted by: eman at December 06, 2015 09:31 PM (MQEz6)

901 He sees the Middle East as a giant "sand trap"
And all he has are drivers

Posted by: Tom Ridge at December 06, 2015 09:32 PM (e8kgV)

902 "While his failure in foreign policy/national defense is on bright
display, his success on the economy is sold as '5%
Unemployment!!!OMG!!!', while the full story is the male participation
rate is now THE LOWEST ON RECORD."

Before any of you next tune in to cable business news, remind yourself that those specialist networks too have reported this ludicrous hustle as being splendidly bullish tidings. The future's so bright, we gotta wear shades!

I occasionally fantasize about a business news network which would report financial and political doings with full clinical honesty. I also realize that such a network would not exactly be rolling in dough from stock brokerage advertising.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 06, 2015 09:32 PM (noWW6)

903 I played on that site earlier that tracked "right wing attacks".

Any one of two things qualified as a right wing attack.
An attack where the person hated govt.
An attack where the person was a racist (anti-minority)
And yes they counted the PP shooting as a "right wing extremist" attack.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 06, 2015 09:32 PM (hVdx9)

904 Nevertheless, the survivors of those killed and those wounded can now point to this and receive the benefits that they should have gotten all along.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 06, 2015 09:30 PM (3rK8j)

Where FT Hood to Chattanooga? FT Hood yes, but the DOD has NOT given that designation to Chattanooga as of yet in any way what so ever. And having the asshole say so on TV tonight is not sufficient. I doubt the idiot even understand what he said

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 06, 2015 09:32 PM (DUoqb)

905 Just read comments on dead football thread, and yes Joe Buck is an idiot.

Transistor radio's in 1941?

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 06, 2015 09:32 PM (jJRIy)

906 898 Most. Transparent. Administration. Evah. Went to WH.GOV to peruse the Holy One's speech. Access Denied on every link. I guess I can kiss getting a firearm goodbye.

http://cs.pn/1Q9qCun

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at December 06, 2015 09:33 PM (YjDyJ)

907 893,

Seriously?

His poll numbers?

Posted by: eman at December 06, 2015 09:33 PM (MQEz6)

908 jesus the RINO shill is shilling for Fredo also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 06, 2015 09:34 PM (DUoqb)

909 Where FT Hood to Chattanooga? FT Hood yes, but the DOD has NOT given that designation to Chattanooga as of yet in any way what so ever. And having the asshole say so on TV tonight is not sufficient. I doubt the idiot even understand what he said
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 06, 2015 09:32 PM (DUoqb)

****

My point was that I would hope the verbiage tonight about Chattanooga would bolster/prove the case there. I was unaware they already gave it up on Ft. Hood.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 06, 2015 09:35 PM (3rK8j)

910 So the new, improved anti-terrorist policy is the same as the old, unimproved anti-terrorist policy complete with massive wishcasting and Skittles-shitting rainbow unicorns.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 06, 2015 09:35 PM (Nwg0u)

911 Killing the cat? Instead of my tylenol idea, maybe rig up a pen, cover with plastic trash bags, hook up exhaust from car.

MO will put it to sleep and kill it pretty quickly I think.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 06, 2015 09:36 PM (jJRIy)

912 This Dr. Ahmed bitch can go get bent.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 06, 2015 09:37 PM (IlQaj)

913 He spoke from a podium in the Oval Office. D.U.M.B.

Other presidents have used a teleprompter while sitting at the desk, I doubt this is a logistics problem.

Has he gone round the bend?

Maybe he demanded the podium and the staff had to humor him. Nothing would surprise me about this guy.

I predicted earlier he would look awful as it kills him to talk about Muslims perhaps doing somewhat bad things.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 06, 2015 09:37 PM (3myMJ)

914 @883 well said NGU

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 06, 2015 09:37 PM (QvClr)

915 If you watch Obama during the speech, he is blinking Morse code to Santa with his Christmas wishes.

NSA won't let him call. Santa probably is going to blow him off, naughty and all that.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 06, 2015 09:38 PM (jJRIy)

916 The purpose of the speech was to sow discord, and doubt, and distract us from the obvious, and blame terror on us and our freedoms.

Poll numbers?

Jeebus!

Posted by: eman at December 06, 2015 09:39 PM (MQEz6)

917
"Is that all there is? We need a new president - FAST!"

"And Obama still can't define the enemy..."

"Well, Obama refused to say (he just can't say it) that we are at WAR with RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORISTS."

Donald J. Trump
December 7, 2015

Posted by: Doctor Fish at December 06, 2015 09:39 PM (OiFtZ)

918 I am thinking Clint Eastwood noticed the empty presidential chair behind Ooobamba.

I looked at photos of him. Wasted as usual, ready and waiting for his peeps at the Lincoln Center, where he will bask in the light of his buskers and peeps.

Pathetic excuse for a suit. Is it me or are his ears growing? He is an empty shell of himself, I guess he is molting like a cicada or snake. Soon nothing left but some flappy wrists, a mole and two giant ears on the body of a praying mantis.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at December 06, 2015 09:40 PM (7lqMl)

919 In the picture on Drudge you can see that Obama has enlisted Captain Kangaroo for the cause.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 06, 2015 09:40 PM (Nwg0u)

920 Has anyone else seen the pic of the guy who might have sold Jihadi Joe & Jane some of their guns? There's a pic of him on weasel zippers.

Be prepared to laugh hysterically.

If that's the best pic of him, no wonder he checked into a mental hospital.

Dear Lord.

Posted by: Marybeth in Florida at December 06, 2015 09:40 PM (7egrg)

921 My XO intimated to me that he was carrying today against all the DOD rules...I am starting to like him more and more

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 06, 2015 09:28 PM

Good man. Stay armed, my friends.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 06, 2015 09:41 PM (pLwjI)

922 So...the guy whose "smart diplomacy" and "smart power" got us into this mess is now telling us we'll prevail by being "smart and strong."

I don't think that word smart means what you think it means.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2015 09:41 PM (NOIQH)

923 Transistor radio's in 1941?

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 06, 2015 09:32 PM (jJRIy)

No transistor radios, because no transistors; they hadn't even been thought of yet. But they sure did have portable radios, run on batteries, and some of them were small enough, and styled such that someone who was used to transistor radios might mistake them for one. I have several such little tube portables myself. Battery life was pretty short, too. I have one of these:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnyjFIjHnjY

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2015 09:41 PM (+y3Tj)

924 audience reaction: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss2hULhXf04

Posted by: bill-o at December 06, 2015 09:42 PM (AWwDY)

925
In the picture on Drudge you can see that Obama has enlisted Captain Kangaroo for the cause.

TWO chinless fuckups.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 06, 2015 09:42 PM (oVJmc)

926 Did he give the speech from the Oval Office or the Muslim Embassy, because I can't tell the difference anymore.

Posted by: t-bird at December 06, 2015 09:42 PM (mxCgt)

927 "We will prevail by being strong and smart."

Okay, I've seen him lift weights and speak without a teleprompter. We're toast.

Posted by: Abby Normal at December 06, 2015 09:42 PM (O4xMo)

928 I think it wonderful we let a Special Olympian serve as President.

Posted by: Bowler Bob at December 06, 2015 09:43 PM (4MSOz)

929 "Killing the cat? Instead of my tylenol idea, maybe rig up a pen, cover with plastic trash bags, hook up exhaust from car. MO will put it to sleep and kill it pretty quickly I think."

The exhaust from most modern cars is healthier and cleaner than the air which went in the intake.

One automotive item which will definitively kill cats and dogs -- and which I did not recommend because I can't be sure it would not be painful to the animal -- is antifreeze.

That stuff regularly shows up in the Top Three for calls to veterinary poison control. Many pets find the smell and taste of the ethylene glycol to be enticing and they'll energetically lap at spilled puddles of it, but it induces major organ failure.

If you have a leaking radiator, and friendly critters about, nota bene.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 06, 2015 09:44 PM (noWW6)

930 My XO intimated to me that he was carrying today against all the DOD rules...I am starting to like him more and more

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 06, 2015 09:28 PM

Good man. Stay armed, my friends.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 06, 2015 09:41 PM (pLwjI)

Yup. Virginia is carry permit State and his has one and I am pretty sure he was carrying on Base today. Now it is possible he has the CO of the Base's permission. I did not press him on that point.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 06, 2015 09:44 PM (DUoqb)

931 I think we are all being put on no fly list.

Twice today comments have appeared to left in odd format.

Hi!

Oh, and Marybeth, the photo of the neighbor has got to be a joke, no? We are living in odd times, for sure.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at December 06, 2015 09:44 PM (7lqMl)

932 I think it wonderful we let a Special Olympian serve as President.
Posted by: Bowler Bob at December 06, 2015 09:43 PM (4MSOz)

*****

With about a 130 bowling average, per his own self.

Top. Men.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 06, 2015 09:45 PM (3rK8j)

933 Obama utterly refusing to say anything about Islam is without question feeding into the Trump phenomenon.

Posted by: cm9000 at December 06, 2015 09:45 PM (2TUVm)

934 Just got a room for the night, do I want to read the comments, or will it make me too angry to sleep?

Posted by: Blano at December 06, 2015 09:45 PM (cf6ba)

935 907 893,
Seriously?
His poll numbers?

What kind of narcissist would he be if he failed to care about his poll numbers? He obviously thinks he still possesses the power to sway people by preening in front of a camera. I think he was a better orator once but he now shows how bored he is by the responsibility of being president. Did you see how his demeanor changed when he moved into lecture mode? He was much more interested in that part of it.

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at December 06, 2015 09:46 PM (YjDyJ)

936 You're a good person taking care of the feral cats. You know there is a thing where they catch, neuter then release them again. I don't know much about it, but saw people on my town Facebook page discussing it.
Posted by: Auntie Doodles at December 06, 2015 09:17 PM (teYv/)

Agreed. Taking care of feral cats is very kind.

Feral cats are usually released back into their old haunts after being fixed because if they're euthanized, other feral cats will move in to take their place. Once you reach a critical mass of fixed feral cats, the reproduction rate drops way down and the feral population drops below sustainable levels.

That's the theory, at least.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at December 06, 2015 09:46 PM (dPpmC)

937
So obama is okay with having a No Fly List...

and having the people on the No Fly List walk around freely on our streets...

but not allowing those people to have guns...

This makes no sense.

If they're so dangerous, and can't be trusted to fly on airplanes or purchase a gun, why are they allowed to be free??

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 06, 2015 09:47 PM (cKXXC)

938 Blano

Too angry to sleep would be my vote.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 06, 2015 09:47 PM (mcm0N)

939 Just got a room for the night, do I want to read the comments, or will it make me too angry to sleep?
Posted by: Blano at December 06, 2015 09:45 PM (cf6ba)

*****

It's cool. He did just enough not to be called (in his mind) a pussy. Read away.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 06, 2015 09:47 PM (3rK8j)

940
0 uttered THE WORD(terrorist)....so now we know what side He is on(cosmic-size sarc on).

Posted by: Lower Class person whose opinions need to be guided at December 06, 2015 09:47 PM (3ZttN)

941 >>>> Obama utterly refusing to say anything about Islam is without question feeding into the Trump phenomenon.
Posted by: cm9000 at December 06, 2015 09:45 PM
------
Strangely, I think his whole rationale for giving this speech was a response to the Trump phenomenon albeit weak and lame and ineffective

Posted by: L, Elle at December 06, 2015 09:47 PM (IlQaj)

942 931 the photo of the neighbor has got to be a joke, no? We are living in odd times, for sure.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at December 06, 2015 09:44 PM (7lqMl)

That was my first thought - it can't possibly be.

Then you think, well looks who's in the White House.

Nothing surprises me anymore.

Posted by: Marybeth in Florida at December 06, 2015 09:48 PM (7egrg)

943 "I have several such little tube portables myself."

I was describing to a twentysomething how at one point there had been tube testing consoles in places like supermarkets and drugstores. Then I had to explain what a tube was. The look which I got in response made it clear I had been mentally classified as some sort of Martian infiltrator.

Kids these days! What can you do?

Posted by: torquewrench at December 06, 2015 09:48 PM (noWW6)

944
Are the people on No Fly Lists dangerous or not??

If we won't allow them to fly on airplanes, clearly that means our govt deems them a danger to others. But why are these people only a danger while on airplanes!?!?

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 06, 2015 09:48 PM (cKXXC)

945 Just got a room for the night, do I want to read the comments, or will it make me too angry to sleep?
Posted by: Blano at December 06, 2015 09:45 PM (cf6ba)

Depends on how much brandy you have in your room

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 06, 2015 09:48 PM (DUoqb)

946
So these people are a risk to others but only when they fly on airplanes?

Does this make sense to anyone?

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 06, 2015 09:49 PM (cKXXC)

947 935,

None of that applies here.

He was protecting Islam.

Posted by: eman at December 06, 2015 09:49 PM (MQEz6)

948 Cats can heal form stuff like that amazingly well, but they're also very good at hiding pain and it's hard to know if the suffering warrants putting them down.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 06, 2015 09:49 PM (y1fTM)

949 Thanks again for all the suggestions for the cat. I'll talk to the vet first thing in the morning, and then do what I have to do if it can't be saved. Maybe I can barter some volunteer time to pay for the fix. Been out of work for a while and feeding two Mastiffs and five cats (plus some other ferals who stop by sometimes) make it impossible to pay for x-rays and whatever fix it needs. At least he bedded down in a heated house with lambs wool beds. Just hope he stays there through the night and not go off somewhere.

Posted by: fish...the lowercase one at December 06, 2015 09:49 PM (4E9eO)

950
And was Fareek or his isis wife on obama's No Fly list?

If not, SHUTTHEFUCKUP obama.

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 06, 2015 09:50 PM (cKXXC)

951 908 ...the RINO shill is shilling for Fredo also

If you are referring to me, I already said he failed to deliver by a wide margin. He did not really say anything new, either. How on Earth you interpreted that as "shilling" for him of all people I cannot imagine.

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at December 06, 2015 09:50 PM (YjDyJ)

952 Could Linda Stasi be any more appropriately named?!

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at December 06, 2015 09:24 PM (xetep)

Linda Schutzstaffel? Linda Sicherheitsdienst? Thos also seem apropos.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 06, 2015 09:50 PM (GUBah)

953 His poll numbers? The jackass is changing into his Tux and is on his way to party at the Kennedy Center as we type here. His poll numbers?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 06, 2015 09:50 PM (DUoqb)

954 929
One automotive item which will definitively kill cats and dogs -- and which I did not recommend because I can't be sure it would not be painful to the animal -- is antifreeze.

That stuff regularly shows up in the Top Three for calls to veterinary poison control. Many pets find the smell and taste of the ethylene glycol to be enticing and they'll energetically lap at spilled puddles of it, but it induces major organ failure.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 06, 2015 09:44 PM (noWW6)

I strongly doubt that would be quick or painless.

A few years ago one of my cats suffered acute kidney failure, and one of the first things the vet asked me was whether he could have gotten some antifreeze.

Posted by: rickl at December 06, 2015 09:50 PM (sdi6R)

955
I played on that site earlier that tracked "right wing attacks".

Any one of two things qualified as a right wing attack.

An attack where the person hated govt.

An attack where the person was a racist (anti-minority)

And yes they counted the PP shooting as a "right wing extremist" attack.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 06, 2015 09:32 PM (hVdx9)

You do realize that Fook and Ms Bullet-trap are being described by their community and family to the media as being "very conservative" right?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 06, 2015 09:51 PM (q2o38)

956 Has anyone else seen the pic of the guy who might have sold Jihadi Joe Jane some of their guns?

Jerry Lewis Voice: "Oh, Laaaaaaaaady!"

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 06, 2015 09:51 PM (oVJmc)

957 That certainly didn't come out well.

I meant that you can't always tell how bad they're pain level is.

But I have seen cats around here heal up almost unbelievably well after the same kind of injury, where it looked like the leg was hanging free. Sickening to see.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 06, 2015 09:51 PM (y1fTM)

958 And if they're on the No Fly List, how the hell are they flying into the country since, you know, they're not allowed to fly here in the first place? Let alone be able to buy guns that Barry doesn't want them to have?

Posted by: L, Elle at December 06, 2015 09:51 PM (IlQaj)

959 You do not have to be under investigation, by anyone for anything, to be on the no fly list.

But that should be enough to take away people's rights!

Posted by: Mr. Healthy Penis at December 06, 2015 09:51 PM (LYCUN)

960 How to kill a feral cat:

1) Pick up feral cat and place it in a bag.
2) ???
3) Go to hospital for stitches and blood transfusion.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at December 06, 2015 09:51 PM (dPpmC)

961 And Eisenhower's farewell address.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWiIYW_fBfY

It's less than 16 minutes long. Watch that, and try to imagine any politician giving that speech today. He actually treats the American public as responsible, intelligent adults.

===

Back then, we were.

Posted by: despair at December 06, 2015 09:52 PM (VrdxH)

962
and here's Chris Matthews and Jonathan Alter praising obama's address As We ALL Knew They Would Do.

But Jonathan Alter says it wasn't "churchillian enough."

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 06, 2015 09:52 PM (cKXXC)

963 Thanks Tammy. I just saw him tonight. He's been gone for a few days. I saw that leg dangling and the growling in pain trying to pick that leg up four inches to get in through the cat door in the house and am just assuming the worst.

Posted by: fish...the lowercase one at December 06, 2015 09:53 PM (4E9eO)

964 Posted by: fish...the lowercase one at December 06, 2015 09:49 PM (4E9eO)

God bless you.

Good resource for those who help ferals is Alley Cat Alies. Really great website, do check it out.

Also, The Cat Site is a wealth of general info on cats.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 06, 2015 09:53 PM (y1fTM)

965 947 935,
None of that applies here.
He was protecting Islam.

Why not both? He is a narcissist who flies to the nearest camera when he finds a subject that interests him. Otherwise, he would much rather be playing golf. He clearly wants the perks of office without the responsibility. None of what I am saying is anything new.

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at December 06, 2015 09:54 PM (YjDyJ)

966 Fish, that is my fear for my cats also. A hug for you.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 06, 2015 09:54 PM (q2o38)

967 Didja see that Hillary! threatened ISIS with nuclear weapons? She meant to say "the military option" was on the table but said "the nuclear option" was on the table. Justice Breyer had to correct her. Grandma Senile would get us all killed.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 06, 2015 09:06 PM

Where was this? Is a SC Justice campaigning for the hildabeast?

Posted by: Farmer at December 06, 2015 09:54 PM (o/90i)

968 Dear Leader is so dreamy! And leaderous!

Posted by: Whatever at December 06, 2015 09:55 PM (Xhvpw)

969
Chris Matthews is sitting there right now expressing his bemusement and befuddlement as to why so many Americans are so damn worried about terrorism.

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 06, 2015 09:55 PM (cKXXC)

970 Could Linda Stasi be any more appropriately named?!

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at December 06, 2015 09:24 PM (xetep)

Linda Hitler seemed a bit much.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at December 06, 2015 09:55 PM (dPpmC)

971 fish, I've used CO2 in an enclosed space when no chance of getting to a vet in time. Pretty quick and painless. Sorry you got stuck with that job, it's no fun.

Posted by: Socratease at December 06, 2015 09:55 PM (2GbWn)

972 Posted by: fish...the lowercase one at December 06, 2015 09:53 PM (4E9eO)

Ugh. I have to believe a front leg is much harder to deal with in that condition than a back one would be.

I'd be in hysterics, I'm so glad you're calm enough to actually help him.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 06, 2015 09:55 PM (y1fTM)

973 Maybe i drank a bit too much but I thought that Air Force commercial was interesting. Little clips of president's speaking throughout and our current fucknut was nowhere to be seen.

Looks like they've checked out too.

Posted by: H Badger at December 06, 2015 09:56 PM (+xIXD)

974 >>So these people are a risk to others but only when they fly on airplanes? Does this make sense to anyone?

Nope.
We still don't know how one gets on the list, how one gets off the list, who creates and maintains the list, and what kind of oversight there is. It's not published anywhere, so how do we know there's no shenanigans (or would be if it was linked to guns)?

It's a black hole that we're now being told is a reliable indicator one is considered "terrorist" enough to not own a gun.
It's ALL a sham.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2015 09:56 PM (NOIQH)

975 965,

So, you accept that he was trying to protect Islam?

Posted by: eman at December 06, 2015 09:56 PM (MQEz6)

976 Maybe Barky is actually worried for the first time in his presidency that if we have another terrorist attack here or abroad that history will not be on his side in judging his presidency

Posted by: L, Elle at December 06, 2015 09:56 PM (IlQaj)

977 Why not both? He is a narcissist who flies to the nearest camera when he finds a subject that interests him. Otherwise, he would much rather be playing golf. He clearly wants the perks of office without the responsibility. None of what I am saying is anything new.
Posted by: Miss80sBaby at December 06, 2015 09:54 PM (YjDyJ)

*****

If I may add to that, he is:

A Sociopath with Narcissistic Personality Disorder, amplified by all of the emotional stability of a 12 year old girl 2 days away from her first period.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 06, 2015 09:57 PM (3rK8j)

978 Posted by: fish...the lowercase one at December 06, 2015 09:01 PM (4E9eO)

This isn't the best place to get pet care advice. Google for some feline care websites, there are lots. Look around for an animal welfare group near you that could help. Or take him to the vet and explain you have no money. Don't do anything drastic so fast. You don't even know what it is at this point.

Posted by: despair at December 06, 2015 09:57 PM (VrdxH)

979 I wish this didn't have to come out this way but here goes: Marion Marachel Le Pen and I are having an adult relationship. In my imagination. And it's amazing.

Posted by: Blacksheep at December 06, 2015 09:57 PM (bS6uW)

980 I remember, when daughter was on a road trip, looking out the window and seeing her cat - who had been missing a couple of days. My delight turned to horror when I saw her back leg dangling backward.

I wondered, will we now have a three-legged cat?

But, a vet-surgeon in The City stuck her leg back together and added some exoskeleton bracing, and she actually healed. Cost more than the cat was worth, of course, but Robocat was around when daughter got back.

Some years later, the cat vanished for good. Ungrateful critter.

She was domesticated, though. If she had been feral, whole 'nother story.

Posted by: mindful webworker - cat man do at December 06, 2015 09:57 PM (ACs58)

981 Obozo: OJ

USA: Nicole

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 06, 2015 09:58 PM (Nwg0u)

982

I expect nothing but all the wrong moves from obama.

And now I expect Nothing from the Republicans, too.

Some idiot senator was on tv today saying we need go to Syria to destroy isis! Maybe tomorrow the R's will propose more nsa spying, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 06, 2015 09:58 PM (cKXXC)

983 Or take him to the vet and explain you have no money. Don't do anything drastic so fast. You don't even know what it is at this point.

Posted by: despair at December 06, 2015 09:57 PM (VrdxH)

He has been getting this advice repeatedly, already. And I think fish will do the right thing. He sounds like a kind soul.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2015 09:59 PM (+y3Tj)

984 974
We still don't know how one gets on the list, how one gets off the list, who creates and maintains the list, and what kind of oversight there is. It's not published anywhere, so how do we know there's no shenanigans (or would be if it was linked to guns)?

It's a black hole that we're now being told is a reliable indicator one is considered "terrorist" enough to not own a gun.
It's ALL a sham.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2015 09:56 PM (NOIQH)

A secret list that strips American citizens of their Constitutional rights. Yeah, nothing sinister about that.

Posted by: rickl at December 06, 2015 09:59 PM (sdi6R)

985 Obozo: OJ

USA: Nicole
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 06, 2015 09:58 PM (Nwg0u)

*****

Obama loves us like Ike loved Tina.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 06, 2015 09:59 PM (3rK8j)

986 I never "got" cats because they always seemed so aloof. The mother at started hanging around last year and we started feeding her because she wouldn't leave the property. Then, the next week, she shows up with six roughly four week old kittens. Was only able to have one adopted, and since it was November, I built a 4 X 2 X 2 insulated, waterproof and heated house. Took a little bit for them to get used to it, but its saved them this past SE PA winter. Now, they come running whenever I go outside and battle to be petted and picked up first. They follow me around the property like dogs. They go off on their own for most of the day, but always come home for food, water and affection. The kittens, well cats now, are all males and I had the mother fixed. The mother never leaves the property and is getting fat. She's always around the food.

Posted by: fish...the lowercase one at December 06, 2015 10:00 PM (4E9eO)

987 Depends on how much brandy you have in your room

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 06, 2015 09:48 PM (DUoqb)

I failed to plan ahead. It's Sunday night in Arkansas, so no booze.

Posted by: Blano at December 06, 2015 10:00 PM (cf6ba)

988 Obama loves us like Ike loved Tina.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 06, 2015 09:59 PM (3rK8j)

Except, for all his faults, Ike Turner actually had talent.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2015 10:01 PM (+y3Tj)

989 "And Eisenhower's farewell address. It's less than 16 minutes long. Watch that, and try to imagine any
politician giving that speech today. He actually treats the American
public as responsible, intelligent adults."

Two things about that:

(a) Liberals love to quote that speech about the dangers of the "military-industrial complex". Less well noted is that the original version accurately referenced the "military-industrial-Congressional complex". Less well noted still is the matching warning about how federal funding for science could lead to a corrupted scientific enterprise and the capture of public policy.

(b) Ike said that he welcomed once again assuming the honorable title of a private citizen of the USA. I don't think any successor President has said anything similar.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 06, 2015 10:01 PM (noWW6)

990 I failed to plan ahead. It's Sunday night in Arkansas, so no booze.
Posted by: Blano at December 06, 2015 10:00 PM (cf6ba)

****

Dude......

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 06, 2015 10:01 PM (3rK8j)

991 fish - a lot of people donate to help feral or rescue animals. Ask the vet, definitely don't improvise, and let's just say "internet Dexter" is not an advice column you should follow (eeeeesh).

Someone may even come and get them, depending on where you live.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 06, 2015 10:01 PM (bLnSU)

992 Obama loves us like Ike loved Tina.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 06, 2015 09:59 PM (3rK8j)

Except, for all his faults, Ike Turner actually had talent.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2015 10:01 PM (+y3Tj)

And a mean right hook

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 06, 2015 10:01 PM (DUoqb)

993 Another shooter: Riverside Cali at Tyler Mall

Scanner link: http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/18260

Posted by: Country Singer at December 06, 2015 10:01 PM (GUBah)

994 I'm with you "despair". I was just assuming worst case. As I said, I'll run it by the vet and see if I can make a deal. I just don't want it suffering.

Posted by: fish...the lowercase one at December 06, 2015 10:02 PM (4E9eO)

995 Is Paul Ryan still trying to sound tough on incoming terrorists but trying to make sure he doesn't actually allow anything to stop the influx of "refugees" coming to the country because "That's not who we are?"

Posted by: buzzion at December 06, 2015 10:02 PM (zt+N6)

996 975 965,
So, you accept that he was trying to protect Islam?

As I have already said, yes, but I also feel that he continues to believe that he possesses the power to sway the masses with his words. The man has always believed his own press. He may not love to strut as much as he once did but he clearly relished the lecture portion of his remarks. How anyone can spin any of that as being somehow being complimentary to him is beyond me.

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at December 06, 2015 10:02 PM (YjDyJ)

997 Posted by: torquewrench at December 06, 2015 10:01 PM (noWW6)

That is one of my pet peeves, and every time someone quotes that I double-dog-dare them to quote the whole thing.

Usually they're *part* of the bureaucratic-scientific complex, just bitching about the military because it's not their tribe.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 06, 2015 10:02 PM (bLnSU)

998 Fish, he might live through it. I nursed a dog through a bust pelvis. Animals have a stronger tolerance to pain. I have been in that situation too many times myself. Vets these days want to do a physical before they will put an animal down. Sometimes the local animal shelter will do it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 06, 2015 10:03 PM (Lqy/e)

999 Maybe Barky is actually worried for the first time in his presidency
that WHEN we have another terrorist attack here or abroad that history
will not be on his side in judging his presidency

FTFY

Posted by: Punch Rockgroin at December 06, 2015 10:03 PM (g2DAI)

1000 Well, he need not do the right thing, right away.

I mean, I hate that the cat is suffering, but maybe he can suffer a week or two and get better. (Which is no worse than what would happen were he not being cared for)

If he's just hollering when he has to lift the leg up, and is getting around okay-ish, (and with no vocalizing) I think it's worth waiting. How long, I dunno, to be honest.

Of course, the other issue is not being able to defend himself, which is a huge issue for male ferals especially.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 06, 2015 10:04 PM (y1fTM)

1001 Linda Sicherheitsdienst? Thos also seem apropos.

Stasi is short for Staatssicherheitsdienst. She probably only uses that on her passport.

Posted by: t-bird at December 06, 2015 10:04 PM (mxCgt)

1002 A secret list that strips American citizens of their Constitutional rights. Yeah, nothing sinister about that.

Posted by: rickl at December 06, 2015 09:59 PM (sdi6R)

It was *terrible* under a Republican, but now such shredding of civil liberties is *wonderful* because a Democrat is running it.

Fen's law.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 06, 2015 10:04 PM (bLnSU)

1003 At least 72 DHS employees on terror watch list.

Are they virgins?

Posted by: despair at December 06, 2015 10:04 PM (VrdxH)

1004 Obama should have signed off with "Good night America, and go fuck yourself," a la Anchorman.

Posted by: Marmo at December 06, 2015 10:05 PM (pcgW1)

1005 Earlier on this thread, I announced that B'More had clocked #321.

Well, we just dinged #322.

Winning!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 06, 2015 10:06 PM (ptqRm)

1006 Ike Turner could have been a Moron, before he went off the rails. The video here is "interesting". Rocket 88:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gbfnh1oVTk0

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2015 10:06 PM (+y3Tj)

1007 996,

His nercissusm is a given. 90% of the push he felt was the need to protect Islam.

The other stuff was not worth mentioning.

Posted by: eman at December 06, 2015 10:06 PM (MQEz6)

1008 At least 72 DHS employees on terror watch list.

Are they virgins?
Posted by: despair at December 06, 2015 10:04 PM (VrdxH)

Whores

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 06, 2015 10:06 PM (DUoqb)

1009 Another shooter: Riverside Cali at Tyler Mall

Posted by: Country Singer at December 06, 2015 10:01 PM (GUBah)

(long string of expletives) I hope this asshole(s) comes up empty.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 06, 2015 10:06 PM (bLnSU)

1010 I failed to plan ahead. It's Sunday night in Arkansas, so no booze.
Posted by: Blano at December 06, 2015 10:00 PM (cf6ba)

****

Dude......

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 06, 2015 10:01 PM (3rK8j)

(hangs head, glances over at the Barrel)

Posted by: Blano at December 06, 2015 10:06 PM (cf6ba)

1011 Long story short: big trial comming up. Star witness cop discredited. Years ago when he was working for another agency, he responded to a phoned in barking dog complaint by saying shoot, shovel, and shut up. His misfortune was it was a recorded call. His further misfortune was he lied to his chief. Plus, he lied to me.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 06, 2015 10:06 PM (Nwg0u)

1012 >>>> Another shooter: Riverside Cali at Tyler Mall
Scanner link: http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/18260
Posted by: Country Singer at December 06, 2015 10:01 PM
-------
Good Grief. What now?

Posted by: L, Elle at December 06, 2015 10:07 PM (IlQaj)

1013 Watch/no fly list at DHS? Didn't know goats worked at government

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 06, 2015 10:07 PM (pahrJ)

1014 Winning!!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 06, 2015 10:06 PM (ptqRm0

I am almost afraid to ask....

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 06, 2015 10:07 PM (y1fTM)

1015 >>A secret list that strips American citizens of their Constitutional rights. Yeah, nothing sinister about that.

Exactly.

After the IRS abuse scandal, etc. it is ridiculous to think that this would be anything but a free pass to back-door strip 2nd Amendment rights from every citizen, one by one. With absolutely no recourse available to them.

Heck, you probably wouldn't even be informed until the police/feds show up to confiscate your guns. (That's how my dad found out he was on the no-fly list (in error) - someone came on the plane and tried to remove him. Surprise!)

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2015 10:07 PM (NOIQH)

1016 Obama should have signed off with "Good night America, and go fuck yourself," a la Anchorman.
Posted by: Marmo at December 06, 2015 10:05 PM (pcgW1)

He did. He changed into his Tux and went to a party at the kennedy Center

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 06, 2015 10:07 PM (DUoqb)

1017 "Another shooter: Riverside Cali at Tyler Mall"

Jeez. Riverside and San Bernardino are cheek by jowl.

Wondering if this could be an attack in which Beard Boy and bride had originally planned to participate.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 06, 2015 10:07 PM (noWW6)

1018 Maybe he can pull through. I won't do anything rash. I guess I was just prepping to see what options were available. If it wasn't for this fcuking funemployment, I would have brought him to the emergency vet tonight.

Posted by: fish...the lowercase one at December 06, 2015 10:08 PM (4E9eO)

1019 971 fish, I've used CO2 in an enclosed space when no chance of getting to a vet in time. Pretty quick and painless. Sorry you got stuck with that job, it's no fun.

Posted by: Socratease at December 06, 2015 09:55 PM (2GbWn)

N2 is a common welding gas. The gas itself is cheap (being 78% of the atmosphere and all....). If all the other cats are out of the cat shelter, cover with tarp (or clear plastic), weigh down the edges, sneak a good sized tank underneath one edge and open until is goes "hisssssssss", then weigh down that edge with the tank inside. In about six hours, you should be able to uncover the cat house, let things air out for a bit, and recover a kitty gone permanently asleep.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 06, 2015 10:08 PM (EzgxV)

1020 Good Grief. What now?

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ISLAM!!!!

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 06, 2015 10:08 PM (oVJmc)

1021 Snark, WTC is that guy still in lae enforcement?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 06, 2015 10:08 PM (vL/IL)

1022
Trump allows any idiot on his twitter feed.

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 06, 2015 10:09 PM (cKXXC)

1023 982 And now I expect Nothing from the Republicans, too.

The Senate already rejected the Democrats' maneuvers on guns. They tried to slip several measures into the budget reconciliation bill repealing ObamaCare and defuning Planned Parenthood on Thursday:

@frankthorpNBC Dec 3 Dem amend to O'care Repeal bill that would stop those on terror watch list from purchasing guns/explosives FAILS in Senate, 45-54(Needed 60)

Dec 3 Senate NOW VOTING on amendment that would strengthen background checks on the purchase of guns on the internet and at gun shows.

Dec 3 3rd and final Dem gun-related amendment to Obamacare Repeal bill (this one expanding bkgrnd checks) FAILS, 47-50. It needed 60 to pass.

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at December 06, 2015 10:09 PM (YjDyJ)

1024 >>>Some idiot senator was on tv today saying we need go
to Syria to destroy isis! Maybe tomorrow the R's will propose more nsa
spying, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 06, 2015 09:58 PM (cKXXC)<<<

You won't have to wait 'til tomorrow. We did that on FOX already tonight.

Posted by: Dondi and Miss Lindsey at December 06, 2015 10:09 PM (H9MG5)

1025 Obama loves us like Ike loved Tina.

He's lost all respect for us for electing him.

Posted by: t-bird at December 06, 2015 10:09 PM (mxCgt)

1026 Fish, you seem like a nice person. But why in the hell are you taking care of feral cats? Hate rabbits & songbirds that much, let alone all of the feral offspring?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 06, 2015 10:11 PM (MwNIp)

1027 989
Less well noted still is the matching warning about how federal funding for science could lead to a corrupted scientific enterprise and the capture of public policy.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 06, 2015 10:01 PM (noWW6)

Yep. Hellooo, global warming! Did he call it or what?

Posted by: rickl at December 06, 2015 10:11 PM (sdi6R)

1028 It was *terrible* under a Republican, but now such shredding of civil liberties is *wonderful* because a Democrat is running it.

-
Screaming Howard Dean says respecting others is more important than free speech.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 06, 2015 10:11 PM (Nwg0u)

1029 1016
He has his priorities ya know. We inconvenienced him. We should be ashamed of ourselves.

Posted by: Marmo at December 06, 2015 10:12 PM (pcgW1)

1030 >>Obama should have signed off with "Good night America, and go fuck yourself," a la Anchorman.

The second half of his speech was essentially FU. FU for blaming Islam, FU for not making Muslims feel welcome, FU for expecting *us* to treat them as any more risk than anyone else, etc.
That's what I heard...

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2015 10:13 PM (NOIQH)

1031 Snark, WTC is that guy still in lae enforcement?

-
Not for long.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 06, 2015 10:13 PM (Nwg0u)

1032 Trump allows any idiot on his twitter feed.

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 06, 2015 10:09 PM (cKXXC)

I find that kind of refreshing. Different than "politics as usual."

Posted by: cm9000 at December 06, 2015 10:14 PM (2TUVm)

1033 Jeez Mis. They were tiny little helpless buggers. It's not much different from folks letting their cats outside. I guess they'r not so feral, since they an be picked up and played with, maybe wild is a better description. We feed the birds too.

Posted by: fish...the lowercase one at December 06, 2015 10:14 PM (4E9eO)

1034 OK, sounds like the Tyler Mall/Riverside incident may be an attempted robbery gone wrong. Cops are clearing the mall just in case. Nordstrom is cleared already.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 06, 2015 10:14 PM (GUBah)

1035

Big farking deal that *majority* Republicans aren't allowing the Democrats to take away more of our Rights.

I want the Republicans to do more than hold the line. I want the Republicans to give me back the freedom the Left has taken from me over the years.

I'm supposed to be happy the Republicans are barely holding the line on my God-given inalienable Rights???

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 06, 2015 10:14 PM (cKXXC)

1036 Unconfirmed rumors that the Tyler Mall was an armed robbery and no one is listed as (seriously) hurt.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 06, 2015 10:15 PM (bLnSU)

1037 1018
I hope the cat recovers. Keep us updated. Bless you for caring for the cats.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 06, 2015 10:15 PM (BHl9S)

1038 He's lost all respect for us for electing him.
Posted by: t-bird at December 06, 2015 10:09 PM (mxCgt)

*****

It's our fault. If we would let him be clear and just agree with him, none of the "correction" would be required.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 06, 2015 10:16 PM (3rK8j)

1039 1035

Big farking deal that *majority* Republicans aren't allowing the Democrats to take away more of our Rights.

I want the Republicans to do more than hold the line. I want the Republicans to give me back the freedom the Left has taken from me over the years.

I'm supposed to be happy the R~~epublicans~~INOs are ~~barely~~ grudgingly holding the line on my God-given inalienable Rights???

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 06, 2015 10:14 PM (cKXXC)

FIFY.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 06, 2015 10:16 PM (EzgxV)

1040 Posted by: fish...the lowercase one at December 06, 2015 10:00 PM (4E9eO)

Oh honey, that's the same as me! Except I do like cats, but I never had any til I raised a litter of rescues when I first moved to Cali years ago.

Then last year we had the almost exact same thing happen as you did..one day a stray showed up and it was getting cold, so I put up a shelter, then a week later another cat showed up, then she brought me a little wee kitten per day for four days.

And I didn't know they could get pregnant so young, so two of those kittens gave me 4 more in May and 3 more in June.

I got all the females fixed except the original female, who was too feral to catch, and she had 3 before the others had theirs, but only one of those has stuck around and I finally did get her fixed, so we are steady at, uh, 12 now.

But we're on 12 acres, so it's not as insane as it sounds. None of them are indoor cats; they just won't stay in longer than an hour or so, but all the kittens are very tame.

And they OWN Thor and I.

He has fallen ass-over-teakettle for them, it's so damn cute.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 06, 2015 10:17 PM (y1fTM)

1041
Hey, how about those two shitheels, Collins and Kirk, voting with Democrats to keep obamacare??

Wonderful, no?

Kirk might as well be a Democrat. Here's an R who is not running for reelection, but still votes like he has to please his blue state voters.

You know why? Because all that bullshit about blue-state Republicans needing to vote with the D's some of the time to maintain their reelection chances is BULL SHIT.

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 06, 2015 10:17 PM (cKXXC)

1042 Off to check on him again. Slide some more food and water in the house and off to bed. I hope I can sleep. Big thanks to all of the rons and ettes for the kind words and advice. I'll update tomorrow. Night all.

Posted by: fish...the lowercase one at December 06, 2015 10:17 PM (4E9eO)

1043 Loving this Sinatra concert on CBS

Posted by: ThunderB at December 06, 2015 10:17 PM (zOTsN)

1044 For the first women to earn the coveted dolphin pin, its decision time about whether to stay in the Navy. And so far, only three of the original 24 have signed up.

The reasons span the work-life spectrum. The demands on a nuclear engineering trained submarine officer. The strain of balancing careers with a spouse whos also a military officer. A lingering sense of disgust after the submarine video scandal.

I would probably expect that most of the women are going to get out, Lt. Jennifer Carroll told Navy Times. I dont know exactly what everyones personal reasons are for it, but I think a lot of it has to do with co-location.

Carroll, 28, was one of the first women to earn her dolphins in 2012 as a junior officer aboard the ballistic missile sub Maine, and today works with the Submarine Forces integration office in Norfolk.

Carroll said she is considering leaving the Navy instead of becoming a department head, principally because its unlikely shell be able to find orders in the same area as her husband, an E-2 Hawkeye pilot.

???

Yeah i mean who would ever have thought that???
Fuckin waste of money and time. I hate fukcin liberals

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 06, 2015 10:20 PM (DUoqb)

1045 The only stinging rebuke offered was against a non existent backlash. Soooo what's that tell Isis?

In the one true physical model of the universe, that's stupidity so profound it's treason.

Posted by: simplemind at December 06, 2015 10:20 PM (BTnAK)

1046 Tammy
I feed 2 ferals on our ranch. I'm putting antibiotics in the males food. He looks like he got in a fight. They won't let me get close to them. I use a game camera to make sure there is only two.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 06, 2015 10:21 PM (BHl9S)

1047 The message to the gope is we are not afraid anymore.

Your campfire ghost stories about the Democrats do not work anymore.

We know you can't and won't stop and reverse what the Democrats have done.

That's okay. We got this.

Posted by: eman at December 06, 2015 10:21 PM (MQEz6)

1048 You know why? Because all that bullshit about blue-state Republicans needing to vote with the D's some of the time to maintain their reelection chances is BULL SHIT.
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 06, 2015 10:17 PM (cKXXC)

*****

Are you really surprised by either Kirk or Collins? They are severely Blue State "Republicans", which means they may support Gun ownership and maybe not doing a new tax or two. That's about it.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 06, 2015 10:23 PM (3rK8j)

1049 Feral cats should be trapped (with non injuring traps like Havahart traps) and turned over to animal rescue for sterilization and chip implanting.

I would never suggest this for humans, cats yes.

I trap ferals locally. You have to wear heavy leather gloves, long sleeve denim shirts and eye protection. They get put up for adoption, have all their vaccinations, etc. and get a chip.

Posted by: navybrat at December 06, 2015 10:23 PM (ETxiG)

1050 The absolute balls these people are growing....

Posted by: jimparks at December 06, 2015 10:23 PM (ukISj)

1051 There's nothing wrong with women working on a submarine...

... sammich...

... in the kitchen.

Posted by: already denouncing myself at December 06, 2015 10:23 PM (H9MG5)

1052 Fish, you are nice, misguided, but nice. Feral cats should be euthanized.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 06, 2015 10:24 PM (QdyoO)

1053 Posted by: CaliGirl at December 06, 2015 10:21 PM (BHl9S)

Oh jeez, the injuries from fighting are hideous. My big male came in several times with almost all the hair and chunks of flesh missing off the insides of his front legs.

I never once thought about antibiotic powder, thanks for that! I will keep some on hand.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 06, 2015 10:24 PM (y1fTM)

1054 Sounds like there is more and more mention of monitoring internet sites for content. I wonder how long it will be that AoS is wild and free. After all, I don't really believe that Islamic Jihadists is all they're after.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 06, 2015 10:26 PM (l3vZN)

1055 I never once thought about antibiotic powder, thanks for that! I will keep some on hand.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 06, 2015 10:24 PM (y1fTM)

****

It can also make a good human antibiotic for the burning times. Not saying, just sayin'.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 06, 2015 10:26 PM (3rK8j)

1056 Feral cats are usually released back into their old haunts after being fixed because if they're euthanized, other feral cats will move in to take their place. Once you reach a critical mass of fixed feral cats, the reproduction rate drops way down and the feral population drops below sustainable levels.

That's the theory, at least.
Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at D
_______________
That makes sense. I saw in a nearby park by a canal someone made a cat shelter for them. I think they help with the mice and rat and other sundry critter problems, since people no longer let their cats outside. I do, but that's just me.

Posted by: Auntie Doodles at December 06, 2015 10:27 PM (teYv/)

1057 1007 996,His nercissusm is a given. 90% of the push he felt was the need to protect Islam.

The other stuff was not worth mentioning.

I thought his incredibly weak attempt to channel FDR was notable. It says a lot about him and his Administration.

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at December 06, 2015 10:27 PM (YjDyJ)

1058 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 06, 2015 10:24 PM (QdyoO)

The biggest killer of bids in my neck of the woods is other birds. My cats definitely have caught a few fledglings, but they mostly catch rodents and snakes.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 06, 2015 10:27 PM (y1fTM)

1059 Killing the cat? Instead of my tylenol idea, maybe rig up a pen, cover with plastic trash bags, hook up exhaust from car.
MO will put it to sleep and kill it pretty quickly I think.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 06, 2015 09:36 PM

My Dad did that when I was young. We lived on the edge of town, had rat digging next to the foundation.

He backed the car into the backyard, put a vacuum cleaner hose on the exhaust pipe and stuck it down the hole after covering a few other holes/exits.

Started the car and lo and behold a rat ran out of another hole, dazed from the fumes. Dad had a shovel handy so just smashed its head in.

Fun times when I was ca 12.

Posted by: Farmer at December 06, 2015 10:28 PM (o/90i)

1060 Anybody have an update on the shooter in Calif? I've been listening to the scanner, and it sounds like there was some crime.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 06, 2015 10:28 PM (l3vZN)

1061 I was going to go on and on about THR as the best option for ferals, but I didn't want to get into a fight with Mis and Michael has beat me to the point, anyway!.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 06, 2015 10:29 PM (y1fTM)

1062 That should be the Offal Office, not the Oval Office.

Posted by: Grandma Mimi at December 06, 2015 10:29 PM (u5LFV)

1063 Tammy,
It's amoxicillin. 500 mg capsule. I mix it in canned food. Half in the am & the rest @ noon. Then I put the dry food out. I hope it works.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 06, 2015 10:29 PM (BHl9S)

1064 The biggest killer of bids in my neck of the woods is other birds. My cats definitely have caught a few fledglings, but they mostly catch rodents and snakes.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 06, 2015 10:27 PM (y1fTM)

And if the cats didn't catch and eat the stupid birds, the stupid birds would multiply, and before you know it, they'd be voting for Obama.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2015 10:29 PM (+y3Tj)

1065 Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 06, 2015 10:26 PM (3rK8j)

Another excellent point!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 06, 2015 10:30 PM (y1fTM)

1066 Anybody have an update on the shooter in Calif? I've been listening to the scanner, and it sounds like there was some crime.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 06, 2015 10:28 PM (l3vZN)

Evidently it was an armed robbery. Cops are clearing the mall, but suspects are three armed black males in a brown car.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 06, 2015 10:30 PM (GUBah)

1067 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2015 10:29 PM (+y3Tj)

LOL!!!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 06, 2015 10:30 PM (y1fTM)

1068 If that's the case Tammy, good. My info on feral cats is that they kill more wanted critters than unwanted. I understand them in a barn/farm setting. But leaving feral cats run wild in town/city areas is not good. Plus they are disease carriers

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 06, 2015 10:31 PM (QvClr)

1069 1057,

None of that is important.

He was protecting enemies of the United States.

That's what is important.

Posted by: eman at December 06, 2015 10:31 PM (MQEz6)

1070 I *really * have to get my fucking ignore script working again.

Jinx, AFAICT no one was shot, one witness saw two suspects but not a shooting, another said someone smashed jewelery cases with a hammer and set off alarms.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 06, 2015 10:31 PM (bLnSU)

1071 TNR, not H. My bad.

Trap, Neuter, Release.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 06, 2015 10:31 PM (y1fTM)

1072 And yes, I'm giving the feral my burning times meds

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 06, 2015 10:32 PM (BHl9S)

1073 Thank you, Country Singer.

I heard their bringing in a bloodhound. Just like Cool Hand Luke.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 06, 2015 10:32 PM (l3vZN)

1074 He backed the car into the backyard, put a vacuum cleaner hose on the exhaust pipe and stuck it down the hole after covering a few other holes/exits.

Started the car and lo and behold a rat ran out of another hole, dazed from the fumes. Dad had a shovel handy so just smashed its head in.

Fun times when I was ca 12.

Posted by: Farmer at December 06, 2015 10:28 PM (o/90i)

Modern cars have catalytic converters, and I expect they don't put out as much carbon monoxide as they used to do. Might not work so well nowadays.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2015 10:32 PM (+y3Tj)

1075 they're not their

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 06, 2015 10:32 PM (l3vZN)

1076
Just to go OT: Before the big JugEars fiasco, I finally went to see Spectre today.

Awful. Just awful.

Christoph Waltz as Blofeld should have been fucking awesome, but they managed to actually make him BORING. What a crime.

I actually preferred Quantum of Suck to this steaming pile of monkey crap.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 06, 2015 10:34 PM (o98Jz)

1077 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 06, 2015 10:31 PM (QvClr)

Definitely worse in town where they crap in people's gardens and such, I get that.

The disease carrying rumor is also quite overblown.

My Daddy hated cats, too, so I understand your perspective, but a lot of that stuff is just not true.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 06, 2015 10:34 PM (y1fTM)

1078 Pathetic excuse for a suit. Is it me or are his ears growing? He is an empty shell of himself, I guess he is molting like a cicada or snake. Soon nothing left but some flappy wrists, a mole and two giant ears on the body of a praying mantis.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at December 06, 2015 09:40 PM (7lqMl)

TY CB, you really make me laugh sometimes.

Be well.

T

Posted by: Farmer at December 06, 2015 10:34 PM (o/90i)

1079 Modern cars have catalytic converters, and I expect they don't put out as much carbon monoxide as they used to do. Might not work so well nowadays.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2015 10:32 PM (+y3Tj)

******

You will die from starvation/dehydration waiting for it before you will die from carbon monox poisoning in any modern car.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 06, 2015 10:34 PM (3rK8j)

1080 We will prevail by being snide and feckless! Who's with me...?

Posted by: Barack Obama in the Oral Office at December 06, 2015 10:34 PM (mxCgt)

1081 Are there any LE personnel on the board tonight?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 06, 2015 10:34 PM (l3vZN)

1082 1066
Evidently it was an armed robbery. Cops are clearing the mall, but suspects are three armed black males in a brown car.
Posted by: Country Singer at December 06, 2015 10:30 PM (GUBah)

I got this.

Posted by: The Memory Hole at December 06, 2015 10:35 PM (sdi6R)

1083
Modern cars have catalytic converters, and I expect they don't put out as much carbon monoxide as they used to do. Might not work so well nowadays.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2015 10:32 PM (+y3Tj)

Well its not as if they are putting out oxygen and unicorn farts now either though.

Posted by: buzzion at December 06, 2015 10:36 PM (zt+N6)

1084 Definitely worse in town where they crap in people's gardens and such

If you don't want some stranger's Muzzies blowing your shit up, get some Muzzies of your own to keep them away!

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 06, 2015 10:36 PM (mxCgt)

1085 Feral cats should be euthanized.

No need. Trap 'em, spay or alter, then release back into the wild. Many organizations will alter them for free.

Posted by: Socratease at December 06, 2015 10:37 PM (2GbWn)

1086 I got this.

Posted by: The Memory Hole at December 06, 2015 10:35 PM (sdi6R)

Narrative:

fits [ ]

doesn't fit [x]

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2015 10:37 PM (+y3Tj)

1087 I tested my carbon monoxide detector in my garage by running my car. (2000 Toyota Camry) It only took a short time for the digital readout to go way up and the alarm to sound. I was not in the garage while it was running and opened the garage door afterwards.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 06, 2015 10:37 PM (FkBIv)

1088
I would never suggest this for humans, cats yes.

Posted by: navybrat at December 06, 2015 10:23 PM (ETxiG)

I'm assuming you're making an exception for hobos.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 06, 2015 10:37 PM (o98Jz)

1089 Great info, CaliGirl, thank you! Hopefully touching it won't give me hives, I am terribly allergic to it.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 06, 2015 10:38 PM (y1fTM)

1090 Socratease,

Whatever

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 06, 2015 10:39 PM (s0Kry)

1091 >>>He backed the car into the backyard, put a vacuum
cleaner hose on the exhaust pipe and stuck it down the hole after
covering a few other holes/exits.

Started the car and lo and behold a rat ran out of another hole,
dazed from the fumes. Dad had a shovel handy so just smashed its head
in.

Fun times when I was ca 12.

Posted by: Farmer at December 06, 2015 10:28 PM (o/90i)

Modern cars have catalytic converters, and I expect they don't put
out as much carbon monoxide as they used to do. Might not work so well
nowadays.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2015 10:32 PM (+y3Tj)<<<

See, but now the exhaust will raise the carbon dioxide levels in the hole, and it would be like a green house, and the extreme rise in temperature would melt the critter.

Because... #Science!

Posted by: Schill Nye, the Science Guy at December 06, 2015 10:39 PM (H9MG5)

1092 But Jonathan Alter says it wasn't "churchillian enough."

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 06, 2015 09:52 PM (cKXXC)

Oh Johnny, that's soooo racist!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 06, 2015 10:39 PM (45oDG)

1093 Been feeling bad all weekend and won't be making it to the ONT. Catch you reprobates later.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 06, 2015 10:39 PM (kpqmD)

1094 White House has to issue CORRECTION to President Shit-Midas's Oval Office speech:
https://twitter.com/jameshohmann/status/673683559027208193

Posted by: andycanuck at December 06, 2015 10:40 PM (xodPA)

1095 anyone catch that very dykish thing on Judge Janine?
she equated the killer at the planned parenthood place with the muzzles. called him a christian extremist.
is that the meme their gonna use?

Posted by: avi at December 06, 2015 10:40 PM (fijdj)

1096 Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at December 06, 2015 09:40 PM (7lqMl)

I don't think his ears are growing, I think he is wasting away so much his ears just look bigger.

God knows I hate his policies with the heat of ten thousand suns, but I wish I could feed him for a few months, my God.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 06, 2015 10:40 PM (y1fTM)

1097 MH, fish could collect Indian motorcycles or Hummels. At least cats do something.

I don't worry so much about birds and mice, cats fill a niche that used to be filled by other predators that don't do well in cities.

A friend told me that because we were good friends he didn't buy me a mug that said, "One more broken relation from owning 17 cats" because good friends don't do that and not expect retaliation.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 06, 2015 10:40 PM (q2o38)

1098 "Strong and Smart," huh.

Just like Obama to go 0 for 2.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 06, 2015 10:40 PM (oVJmc)

1099 I tested my carbon monoxide detector in my garage by running my car. (2000 Toyota Camry) It only took a short time for the digital readout to go way up and the alarm to sound. I was not in the garage while it was running and opened the garage door afterwards.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 06, 2015 10:37 PM (FkBIv)

****

Those detectors are designed to give a bad reading at the time of "troublesome" levels. Far in advance of lethal levels. My experience only.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 06, 2015 10:40 PM (3rK8j)

1100 Hope you feel better, Insomniac.

Posted by: SMFH at December 06, 2015 10:41 PM (zyIlW)

1101 Well its not as if they are putting out oxygen and unicorn farts now either though.

Posted by: buzzion at December 06, 2015 10:36 PM (zt+N6)

Nitrogen, from the air consumed, a lot; oxygen, same source, a little; Water vapor, from burned fuel, a lot; CO2, same source, a little less than a lot. CO, NOx, HC, very little, if the emission control devices are working well. Breathing pure exhaust fumes would probably suffocate you before it poisoned you.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2015 10:41 PM (+y3Tj)

1102 1047 ...That's okay. We got this.

"Trump would consider gun ban for no-fly list members that rest of GOP balks at"- http://cnn.it/1YSFqiw

"Well, I'd certainly take a look at it. I would," Trump said on CBS' Face The Nation. "I'm very strong into the whole thing with Second Amendment -- but if you can't fly, and if you've got some really bad -- I would certainly look at that very hard."

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at December 06, 2015 10:41 PM (YjDyJ)

1103 Tammy, the diesease info I have comes from our vet.

I just find encouraging feral animals to abound is wrong. I love animals.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 06, 2015 10:42 PM (VROg+)

1104 White House has to issue CORRECTION to President Shit-Midas's Oval Office speech:

https://twitter.com/jameshohmann/status/673683559027208193

Posted by: andycanuck at December 06, 2015 10:40 PM (xodPA)

Isn't is racist to correct him because that would mean the god-king made a mistake

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 06, 2015 10:43 PM (45oDG)

1105 Does the sound of his own voice give Obama a boner? Or even a Boehner?

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 06, 2015 10:43 PM (4rzL1)

1106 Posted by: Kindltot at December 06, 2015 10:40 PM (q2o3

So my 12 is not so bad, then!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 06, 2015 10:43 PM (y1fTM)

1107 Posted by: Miss80sBaby at December 06, 2015 10:41 PM (YjDyJ)

*****

I'm sure Yeb! or Rubio are much better on this issue.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 06, 2015 10:43 PM (3rK8j)

1108 "Strong and Smart," huh.

Just like Obama to go 0 for 2.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 06, 2015 10:40 PM (oVJmc)

Smart like Fredo. Strong like him throwing a baseball

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 06, 2015 10:44 PM (45oDG)

1109 Hmm. I thought this thread would have more comments.

/s

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 06, 2015 10:44 PM (/ciMI)

1110 she equated the killer at the planned parenthood place with the muzzles. called him a christian extremist.
is that the meme their gonna use?

Posted by: avi at December 06, 2015 10:40 PM (fijdj)

Christian extremist? Wut? Isn't he just a paranoid schizo nutter? Is he even sane enough to have an ideology?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2015 10:45 PM (+y3Tj)

1111 1103
I just find encouraging feral animals to abound is wrong. I love animals.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 06, 2015 10:42 PM (VROg+)

Well, they're not going to "abound" if you catch, neuter, and release them.

I adopted one of my cats as a kitten from a woman who did that. She would catch and spay the mother, then collect the kittens and put them up for adoption.

Posted by: rickl at December 06, 2015 10:45 PM (sdi6R)

1112 "Been feeling bad all weekend and won't be making it to the ONT."

As if on cue, ONT.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 06, 2015 10:45 PM (noWW6)

1113 Oh you cat people are so nice. I feed ferals in my yard. Two of them. I cover the lawn furniture in the winter up against the privacy railing on my deck and put food and water out along with a big box with straw. All nice and covered and protected from the wind. I also spent a fortune on a really cool premade shelter with roof shingles and everything for the one who comes pretty regular and hides under the deck at night. I trapped them and got them fixed and shots.

Posted by: Jaimo at December 06, 2015 10:45 PM (eDc0r)

1114 (That's how my dad found out he was on the no-fly list (in error) - someone came on the plane and tried to remove him. Surprise!)

So it's true: You can be placed on the list and not even know it. No explanation, no notification, no appeal.

The America we knew is gone.

Posted by: despair at December 06, 2015 10:46 PM (VrdxH)

1115 969
"Chris Matthews is sitting there right now expressing his bemusement and befuddlement as to why so many Americans are so damn worried about terrorism."

Maybe when they come in and rake weapon fire throughout HIS gated community or behead one of HIS journolist friends, who knows.

Posted by: rrpjr at December 06, 2015 10:46 PM (s/yC1)

1116
But Jonathan Alter says it wasn't "churchillian enough."

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 06, 2015 09:52 PM (cKXXC)

By "Churchillian" does he mean "slaughtering mohammedans by the tens of thousands like Winnie and his comrades did at Omdurman?"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 06, 2015 10:47 PM (o98Jz)

1117 1102,

Why did you post that?

Posted by: eman at December 06, 2015 10:47 PM (MQEz6)

1118
Logan Airport is lousy with feral cats.

Logan posts notices all over the place instructing people not to feed the cats, but shows how to care for the cats if they disregard the order.

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 06, 2015 10:48 PM (cKXXC)

1119 is that the meme their gonna use?
Posted by: avi at December 06, 2015 10:40 PM (fijdj)

Yep, because if you listen to Hebrew Nation radio (http://hebrewnationonline.com/)
You will... Ok, they happen to be some of the nicest programming ever, including the program I catch once in a while about "gathering weeds for the burning times" with the sweet little old lady who calmly talks about nutrition, sanitation, and first aid for blood loss.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 06, 2015 10:49 PM (q2o38)

1120 'stray voltage'

deflection, deflection, deflection

Posted by: Walter White at December 06, 2015 10:50 PM (8CdUx)

1121 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 06, 2015 10:42 PM (VROg+)

I will not disparage your vet! It was certainly thought to be true at one point. The CDC and the American Board of Internal Medicine ( human doctors) now hold the opposite opinion and have written articles, white papers, etc on the subject. Which may change again in ten years, who knows??

I agree that if people can't catch ferals and have them fixed, they shouldn't encourage a bad situation.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 06, 2015 10:50 PM (y1fTM)

1122 So it's true: You can be placed on the list and not even know it. No explanation, no notification, no appeal.

The America we knew is gone.

Posted by: despair at December 06, 2015 10:46 PM (VrdxH)

they actually talked about it on the podcast. Apparently the No Fly List was found unconstitutional last year unless they put in a method to appeal your being on it. That's all they said though so I have no idea if its still in that limbo or if they actually created the appeal process.

Posted by: buzzion at December 06, 2015 10:50 PM (zt+N6)

1123 We had a feral cat give birth to four kittens in our backyard once. We got the kittens to a shelter, got Mama spayed and let her go at the local grain elevator. I'm sure there were more than enough mice there to feed her.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at December 06, 2015 10:50 PM (FQKBL)

1124 she equated the killer at the planned parenthood place with the muzzles. called him a christian extremist.
is that the meme their gonna use?

Posted by: avi

Okay. I'll play, Media. And I, as a Christian, condemn his actions. He was wrong to do what he did. If there are any churches or individuals preaching murder in the name of Christ they are in the wrong.

Checkmate, "moderate" Muslims.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 06, 2015 10:51 PM (/ciMI)

1125
That makes sense. If you're on a No Fly list, you shouldn't have a gun. BUT if you're on a No Fly list, I want your ass in prison.

Because if you're too dangerous to fly on airplanes, you're too dangerous to allow to walk around freely to wreak havoc elsewhere.

That's why this whole No Fly list thing is Bullshit.

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 06, 2015 10:51 PM (cKXXC)

1126 I just checked my smog reports. Before getting a new cat I was getting .20% CO at 15mph (there was an additive to make it run rich). This is dangerous to humans, death in less than two hours.

After getting a new cat- and with the additive still in the system- I was getting .05% CO which Wiki says will cause a headache in one or two hours.

Posted by: t-bird at December 06, 2015 10:51 PM (mxCgt)

1127 @1115 So Matthews & Daniel Pearl weren't coffee clutch friends?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 06, 2015 10:51 PM (Omh3b)

1128 1107 I'm sure Yeb! or Rubio are much better on this issue.

From the above link:

Jeb Bush: "I mean, Ted Kennedy and Stephen Hayes the journalist an Cat Stevens -- I mean, this is not a list you can be certain of. If the FBI knows that someone's in our country and they're tracking them, they shouldn't be able to get guns for sure. But the no-fly list is a much broader list. It's not an accurate list to be able to use for restricting gun rights for law-abiding citizens."

Marco Rubio: "A majority of the people on the no-fly list are often times people that just basically have the same name as somebody else who doesn't belong on the no-fly list. There are journalists on the no-fly list."

* Stephen F. Hayes is a senior writer for The Weekly Standard.

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at December 06, 2015 10:52 PM (YjDyJ)

1129 >>she equated the killer at the planned parenthood place with the muzzles. called him a christian extremist.

Oh, really?
What denomination?
What church did he attend? How often?
Did they find a bible in his tiny, electricity-free house?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2015 10:52 PM (NOIQH)

1130
Funny thing about feral cats: they have cute and cuddly kittens, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 06, 2015 10:53 PM (cKXXC)

1131 After getting a new cat- and with the additive still in the system- I
was getting .05% CO which Wiki says will cause a headache in one or two
hours.

Your cat's diet may be the problem.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 06, 2015 10:53 PM (oVJmc)

1132 Wait, wait, the WH is issuing corrections to mistakes in the speech. Maybe just wind it back and try again tomorrow. Can we have a do over?

Posted by: bruce at December 06, 2015 10:54 PM (E+ah4)

1133 Thanks Tammy that's all I wanted to hear.

I've lived in areas where people fed feral cats with cat food outside their doors. Nothing like raccoons moving into the area. For another bad example.

My last comment about cats. We all have our opinions

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 06, 2015 10:55 PM (UiGnh)

1134 Ok I was wrong

@1130 the same could be said for muzzie women & muzzie babies

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 06, 2015 10:56 PM (Oy0zJ)

1135 Posted by: fish...the lowercase one at December 06, 2015 10:14 PM (4E9eO)

My brother takes care of feral cats that come into his yard. He got them all fixed, one by one as he could catch them. He built them a heated house, too. He befriended one of them and now he or she is an indoor pet.

Posted by: despair at December 06, 2015 10:56 PM (VrdxH)

1136 So PrezXcoolus is blaming Cat Stevens now? Take his gun, take his guitar too! I don't care. He's Greek so that will go under the raci-radar.

Posted by: bruce at December 06, 2015 10:56 PM (E+ah4)

1137 Oh, only FERAL Catstevens.

Posted by: bruce at December 06, 2015 10:57 PM (E+ah4)

1138 Posted by: Kindltot at December 06, 2015 10:49 PM (q2o3

Surely there will be no programs on tonight, because tonight is the night they go out gathering the blood of goy chirrens to make them bread.

They might do it all damn week, I can't remember. It's why they never have time to put up a Christmas tree, I think.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 06, 2015 10:57 PM (y1fTM)

1139 ONT up. Let's hope the Trumping stays on this thread. [cough; cough]

Posted by: andycanuck at December 06, 2015 10:58 PM (xodPA)

1140 Wait a minute! Watching the rerun on Fox News and it sounds like Obama just whipped out the "perhaps our minds are *too* highly trained, Majikthise" ploy.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 06, 2015 10:59 PM (o78gS)

1141 So my 12 is not so bad, then!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 06, 2015 10:43 PM (y1fTM)

Gah. I have three inside cats, one was abandoned and the other two were feral kittens, and I have three outside cats, two came with the house and one just showed up.
They crap in the yard where I walk.

On the other hand, they outstayed several girlfriends and never complain that I snore.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 06, 2015 10:59 PM (q2o38)

1142 we all have our opinions

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 06, 2015 10:55 PM (UiGnh)

Amen! That is one entitlement I firmly believe in.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 06, 2015 11:00 PM (y1fTM)

1143 For what it's worth, I did fix the males after I had the mother fixed. I tried dozens of no kill shelters and they all said they couldn't take any more. One place took three of them, and called me two weeks later saying I had to take two back. They could only adopt out one. It broke my heart to see them in that little cage. Those two are the most affectionate. So, rather than let them probably die, I took care of them. Doesn't seem much different from people letting their housecats out to roam.

Posted by: fish...the lowercase one at December 06, 2015 11:01 PM (4E9eO)

1144 Posted by: Kindltot at December 06, 2015 10:59 PM (q2o3

Oh dear God, mine are all seemingly crapping under our porch, which is right by the back door, which is in turn the main entrance to our house.

I am buying 30 gallons of vinegar tomorrow.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 06, 2015 11:02 PM (y1fTM)

1145 Posted by: fish...the lowercase one at December 06, 2015 11:01 PM (4E9eO)

You da man, seriously.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 06, 2015 11:13 PM (y1fTM)

1146 No need. Trap 'em, spay or alter, then release back into the wild. Many organizations will alter them for free.

Coming soon: Trans-cats!

Posted by: despair at December 06, 2015 11:26 PM (VrdxH)

1147 As someone mentioned the other day. Jeff Foxworthy on colonoscopy prep. Link is to a youtube of someone filming their TV. May be a better version but the content is there.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/gmhvoov

Posted by: Willy J. at December 06, 2015 11:45 PM (wHX4r)

1148 Mr. fish, I think your caution is well warranted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIoOJKLHeY0

Posted by: Norman at December 06, 2015 11:54 PM (CYS6Q)

1149 Though likely willowed, I wanted to say ace that your description of Ms. Preezy Cakeboy with a "mind [that] is a cramped prison of ideological zeal, and he's a dull-minded, lazy man besides." to be so accurate to me that, well, I had to say so. I know one could say more but that captures a lot of the spoilt, non-bright, slouching asshole and sheboy of a president.

I don't know if during slow times you go back to see belated comments like this but if you do, I have an idea for a "Challenge" to the Horde on a slow news day and that challenge is this:

"Without sarcasm, qualification, negativity or the like, name one thing that you genuinely would HAVE TO concede that Obama has done WELL as a president [akin to the old lady candidate's, and supporters', challenge in naming a single accomplishment by the shrill harridan as Secretary of State.]"

I can't think of one right now but will consider it in the event such a challenge is made.

Love you man. Merry Christmas and best to you in the New Year....e!

Posted by: eureka! not liking these times at December 07, 2015 12:19 AM (g1MTt)

1150 Will Ferrel has cats?

Posted by: Donna, Seriously? at December 07, 2015 03:48 AM (of67s)

1151
We will prevail by being strong and smart...

"I, on the other hand, will prevail by continuing to devote substantial portions of my day to watching SportsCenter."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 07, 2015 04:31 AM (BK3ZS)

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