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The Old Man And The ONT

Welcome to the Friday ONT! Be careful what you post, it's all going into the algorithm.

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Fido Friday: Snitches get stiches


Guess who is back in the news

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New yard sign

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It's not how you start, it's how you finish


7 year old girl's got more heart than most of the MFers I know.


Dog farts

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Double check the pics you're using on FB Marketplace

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Righty loosey


That left a mark

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It be me

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Look what that horrible gun did


Sydney Sweeney

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The Napoleon of crime


Pick your weapon

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Evil Israeli snipers

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The most American thing you'll see all week

Where else is “I've never...” inevitably responded to with “Well, you wanna?”

Potion game

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Timing

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Mad Skillz


Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the south

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Valhalla:

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Comments

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1 tankdemon sends his regrests that he won't be here tonight because he couldn't think of a witty excuse about being late.

Posted by: mindful webworker - return for refund at August 08, 2025 10:02 PM (7W0uI)

2 Meow

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at August 08, 2025 10:02 PM (w3u3d)

3 Hello

Posted by: fourseasons at August 08, 2025 10:02 PM (3ek7K)

4 Kaboom? Nah, rolled oats.

Posted by: 80's music fan at August 08, 2025 10:03 PM (YlWIZ)

5 Dang y. Congrats mindful

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at August 08, 2025 10:03 PM (w3u3d)

6
Hey, that Israeli bullet was used on JFK too!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 10:04 PM (kkTda)

7 Never name a pig you got to eat this winter.

Posted by: rhennigantxs Mother at August 08, 2025 10:05 PM (gbOdA)

8 Please excuse tankdemon from tonight's ONT. A fresh shipment of hamsters came in, and he had to go find some elderberries.

Posted by: tankdemon's Mom at August 08, 2025 10:05 PM (bKn1x)

9 Be careful what you post, it's all going into the algorithm.

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Al Gore never had rhythm, did he?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 08, 2025 10:05 PM (S/Y4j)

10 I look forward to all of the gnashing of teeth and rending of garments:

@LeadingReport 4m
BREAKING: Pentagon allowed to redirect weapons and equipment meant for Ukraine back to U.S. stockpiles, per memo.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 08, 2025 10:06 PM (mlg/3)

11 Flail is my pick, I have a three headed one. Long story.

Posted by: Josephistan at August 08, 2025 10:06 PM (FLx59)

12 "It's not how you start, it's how you finish"

Wow.

That skater's nickname is Secretariat!

Posted by: mindful webworker - triple crown at August 08, 2025 10:06 PM (7W0uI)

13 Thanks for the ONT.

I wonder how good a flanged mace would be. You'd think it would get caught in shit. Would a big ball be better?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 10:07 PM (zZu0s)

14 1862
We were killing about 100,000 every 6 months to stop slavery and now we are somehow the bad guys.

Posted by: rhennigantxs Mother at August 08, 2025 10:07 PM (gbOdA)

15 Evening everyone. I hope you all had a great day.

Posted by: Joyenz at August 08, 2025 10:07 PM (sPQoU)

16 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 08, 2025 10:07 PM (WzM/W)

17 off sox

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 10:07 PM (gbOdA)

18 Al Gore never had rhythm, did he?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 08, 2025 10:05 PM (S/Y4j)

Parents Music Resource beat him out with a shovel.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 10:08 PM (gbOdA)

19
A1 originated in Britain, from a time when they actually did things.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 10:09 PM (kkTda)

20 A1 is disgusting. It's like a BBQ sauce condiment.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 10:09 PM (zZu0s)

21 If you want evidence that the internet is almost over, start googling Gary Busey, it get's unbelievable.

Posted by: irright at August 08, 2025 10:09 PM (vIK+M)

22 At my Waffle House, there is a waitress named 'Mushroom'.

I shit you not.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 08, 2025 10:10 PM (WzM/W)

23 Let's be honest, A1 is repackaged Worcestershire sauce.

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 10:11 PM (g47mK)

24 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 08, 2025 10:11 PM (PGK1w)

25 A1 was invented for when the hung beef hung a little too long. Smothered and covered didn't start at Waffle House.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 08, 2025 10:11 PM (HFcKg)

26
Between 6:00 AM and noon, Waffle House is actually not a bad place to eat.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 10:12 PM (kkTda)

27 You shut your whore mouth.

Worcestershire does not have that cloying sweetness to it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 10:12 PM (zZu0s)

28 Trying to place the "Experiencing America" UK guy's accent. Not quite Welsh, maybe Scotland border?

Posted by: pookysgirl struggles with accents sometimes at August 08, 2025 10:13 PM (Wt5PA)

29 A1 was invented for when the hung beef hung a little too long. Smothered and covered didn't start at Waffle House.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 08, 2025 10:11 PM (HFcKg)

I figured that was beef stroganoff.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 10:13 PM (zZu0s)

30 War hammer for pounding your enemies and nails.

Posted by: huerfano at August 08, 2025 10:13 PM (98kQX)

31 Good evening Horde. Thanks WD!

Posted by: TRex - manamanah at August 08, 2025 10:13 PM (cCn4/)

32 Darn it.
"gets"

I suck, but at least I know it.

Posted by: irright at August 08, 2025 10:13 PM (vIK+M)

33 What’s wrong with Gary, and why does that indicate a defect with the world wide web?

Posted by: Common Tater at August 08, 2025 10:13 PM (U8bu3)

34 Double check the pics you're using on FB Marketplace

Are we sure the car is what's for sale in that ad?

Posted by: mikeski at August 08, 2025 10:14 PM (DgGvY)

35 >>@LeadingReport 4m
BREAKING: Pentagon allowed to redirect weapons and equipment meant for Ukraine back to U.S. stockpiles, per memo.

I guess the war is over.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 10:16 PM (viF8m)

36 At my Waffle House, there is a waitress named 'Mushroom'.
I shit you not.
Posted by: Tonypete


It was "Goomba," but she Anglicized it when she emigrated from Super Mario World.

Posted by: mikeski at August 08, 2025 10:17 PM (DgGvY)

37 This will reflect poorly on tankdemon's Permanent Record! Tardy every evening, now an absence. Treading on thin ice, I'd say.

Posted by: Vice Principal Orlando at August 08, 2025 10:17 PM (G5+As)

38 22 At my Waffle House, there is a waitress named 'Mushroom'.

I shit you not.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 08, 2025 10:10 PM (WzM/W)

I think it was Michael. Hit FLA in 17 or so.
1. Line at COSTCO near road had pallets of Titos and Jack. With card reader.
2. We had Generac but after a day or so went out and TA DA WaHo. I think I had waffle with cheeseburger.
3. FEMA has WaHo map after disaster.
4. When Putin drops Nuke there will be a WaHo open by daylight.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 10:18 PM (gbOdA)

39 That little roller blade girl won my heart. Man. Determination and grit, she has them bigly.I got goosebumps.

LOL FB Marketplace romance shot. BLEAH

My war weapon is between a war hammer and morningstar. Hard time deciding.

The UK boat ride with rednecks he will tell his grandchildren. America.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 08, 2025 10:18 PM (6PCLE)

40 You shut your whore mouth.

Worcestershire does not have that cloying sweetness to it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 10:12 PM (zZu0s)


In my cooking, Worchestershire pretty much can go in anything, with limited exceptions. Never owned a bottle of A1, only tried it out at a restaurant once. ONCE. Horrible stuff.

Posted by: RickZ at August 08, 2025 10:18 PM (gKDq2)

41 Waffle House, there's Miklos story in there somewhere.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 08, 2025 10:18 PM (HFcKg)

42 No way I'm buying that old Nissan. No telling what's been going on in there.

Posted by: Auto Hijinks at August 08, 2025 10:19 PM (G5+As)

43 A1 was OK, it isn’t objectionable on rare steak. I like a little salt and pepper and garlic. Beef is expensive. When I was stationed “over there” I took a liking to krauterbutter, basically a garlic and herb mixture whipped into cold butter and allowed to set overnight. That’s pretty tasty, a pat of that melting over a nice new york strip or a porterhouse.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 08, 2025 10:19 PM (U8bu3)

44 That crazy Trump just won't stop:

‘Stop All Fighting Forever’: Trump Secures Major Peace Deal Between Armenia, Azerbaijan

Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 10:19 PM (AOsQT)

45 26
Between 6:00 AM and noon, Waffle House is actually not a bad place to eat.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 10:12 PM (kkTda)

pussy

Real WaHo people show up at 0100.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 10:19 PM (gbOdA)

46 Waffle House, there's Miklos story in there somewhere.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 08, 2025 10:18 PM (HFcKg)
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I was just thinking that was a typical Friday night in Miklos-world. The only question is who was the waitress? Charlene, Darleen, or Marlene?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 08, 2025 10:20 PM (IBQGV)

47 Donut Operator is my hero.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 08, 2025 10:20 PM (0Htd1)

48 "Look what that horrible gun did"

Um… well… that could have gone worse.

Pass that one to the Gun Thread.

Posted by: mindful webworker - and the bullet one, too at August 08, 2025 10:21 PM (7W0uI)

49 Worcestershire has reconstituted fish bits in it

Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 10:21 PM (AOsQT)

50 42 No way I'm buying that old Nissan. No telling what's been going on in there.
Posted by: Auto Hijinks at August 08, 2025 10:19 PM (G5+As)

Cliff Sex

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 10:21 PM (gbOdA)

51 Evening, WD and ONT Horde. Desktop computer is up and running again. I think the power supply cacked out, and killed the SSD drive with Linux Mint on it. Swapping in another power supply got the old HD with Win7 working, but no way could I get the SSD to boot, So I did a new install of Mint 22 onto an old 500 gB hard drive. Working, so far.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2025 10:21 PM (433OD)

52 Thanks for a very nice ONT, WD.

Posted by: GWB at August 08, 2025 10:21 PM (pkAbL)

53
India is retaliating against Trump's tariffs by refusing to export any more H1Bs.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 10:21 PM (kkTda)

54 Waffle House has its own national emergency command center. And yes the "Waffle House index" is a thing, emergency assistance organizations use it in assessing severity and recovery after natural disasters. Have only eaten at one once, on a trip last fall. Right in my wheelhouse, breakfast at night. Was only about 7PM, decent area of Fort Lauderdale, so nothing colorful or exciting happened.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 08, 2025 10:22 PM (U/Byj)

55 I would pick the blue and orange potions. Mental and physical perfection until the day you die sounds pretty good. I would not pick the green potion. Defecation isn't so bad.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 08, 2025 10:22 PM (Riz8t)

56 Israeli sniper must have used a slingshot. Those Jews are tricky!

Posted by: Sheik Yerbouti at August 08, 2025 10:22 PM (G5+As)

57 Waffle House, there's Miklos story in there somewhere.


But can he hold his own?

Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at August 08, 2025 10:22 PM (ha1wR)

58 49 Worcestershire has reconstituted fish bits in it
Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 10:21 PM (AOsQT)

In Rome Empire there was a fish sauce that went on everything.
Like Chic Fil A sause.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 10:23 PM (gbOdA)

59 That stupid woman needs to take a firearms safety class. And someone should keep an eye on the safety of her child.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 08, 2025 10:23 PM (0Htd1)

60 Cliff Sex
Posted by: rhennigantx

Little known fact: I've never. . . .

Posted by: Cliff Claven at August 08, 2025 10:23 PM (WzM/W)

61 always bec de corbin

Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at August 08, 2025 10:23 PM (cduTK)

62
No halberd?

what a gyp

Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 10:24 PM (AOsQT)

63 But can he hold his own?

Ain't nobody gonna do it for him.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 08, 2025 10:24 PM (/y8xj)

64 Was only about 7PM, decent area of Fort Lauderdale, so nothing colorful or exciting happened.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 08, 2025 10:22 PM (U/Byj)

You did not list set list from juke box so this did not happen.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 10:25 PM (gbOdA)

65
Ran errands with Her Majesty today and we stopped at our favorite Cajun restaurant for lunch. We both had one of their chalkboard specials, blackened tilapia with shrimp and crabmeat butter on rice and garlic spinach. That was truly excellent.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 10:25 PM (kkTda)

66 A1 was OK, it isn’t objectionable on rare steak. I like a little salt and pepper and garlic. Beef is expensive. When I was stationed “over there” I took a liking to krauterbutter, basically a garlic and herb mixture whipped into cold butter and allowed to set overnight. That’s pretty tasty, a pat of that melting over a nice new york strip or a porterhouse.

A nice pan sauce bordelaise is better than any commercial sauce. It's pretty easy to make.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 08, 2025 10:25 PM (Riz8t)

67 Oddbob, hahahaha

Posted by: Ben Had at August 08, 2025 10:25 PM (HFcKg)

68 Hi

Posted by: Blonde Morticis's Phone at August 08, 2025 10:25 PM (n7rxJ)

69 Lochaber axe for the win!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 08, 2025 10:25 PM (IBQGV)

70 Substandard copper ingots get my gall! Can't tell you how many times I've been taken.

Posted by: Desi Patel at August 08, 2025 10:26 PM (G5+As)

71 Haven't had A1 in decades. It's not bad, can see it on some things. Tastes vary.

Common Tater, the chef types call that "compound butter", mixing in herbs/etc to butter. Agreed, butter with garlic and chives on beef (or chicken, or ..... a cracker) can be quite good. I make them with fresh lemon zest and garlic to put on grilled fish.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 08, 2025 10:26 PM (U/Byj)

72 Good evening, Horde! Hilarious ONT, WD!

Posted by: Ladyl at August 08, 2025 10:27 PM (D6+4s)

73 Worcestershire has reconstituted fish bits in it
Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 10:21 PM (AOsQT)


Please. Lee & Perrins has fermented anchovies.

Posted by: RickZ at August 08, 2025 10:27 PM (gKDq2)

74 {{ Ben Had }}

Sadly, right now I'm putting my odds of making it to MoMeX at about 1 in 3. But like that skater kid, I'm not giving up yet.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 08, 2025 10:28 PM (/y8xj)

75 56 Israeli sniper must have used a slingshot. Those Jews are tricky!
Posted by: Sheik Yerbouti at August 08, 2025 10:22 PM (G5+As)

Getting hit with a 50 from a sling would be like a tree falling on you.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 10:28 PM (gbOdA)

76 Yay? National Spam Musubi Day ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 08, 2025 10:28 PM (lUFok)

77 Flail is my pick, I have a three headed one. Long story.

Posted by: Josephistan

War. Hammer.

Only substitute acceptable for the standard entrenching tool with a serrated edge for roots. Roots always be needing cut while flailing the dirt out of the trench.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at August 08, 2025 10:28 PM (QcUc+)

78 Gary Busey kinda got his start in Tulsa with Gailard Sartain on the Mazeppa Show. There are lots of clips on Youtube.

Posted by: Hee-Haw History at August 08, 2025 10:28 PM (G5+As)

79 23 Let's be honest, A1 is repackaged Worcestershire sauce.

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 10:11 PM (g47mK)

Yeah, I realized that the first time I had something with Worcestershire sauce in it. I was well acquainted with A1 sauce growing up since my mom insisted on cooking steaks well done and A1 was the only thing other than ketchup that would make such an abomination somewhat edible. I'm surprised my dad never objected to well done steaks, but he always loved everything she made.

Posted by: Farquad at August 08, 2025 10:28 PM (znbnV)

80 53
India is retaliating against Trump's tariffs by refusing to export any more H1Bs.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 10:21 PM (kkTda)

Now do old people scams.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 10:29 PM (gbOdA)

81 In Rome Empire there was a fish sauce that went on everything.
Like Chic Fil A sause.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 10:23 PM (gbOdA)


Garum.

Posted by: RickZ at August 08, 2025 10:29 PM (gKDq2)

82 Gun twitter
Idiot.
She missed.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 08, 2025 10:29 PM (2WIwB)

83 You can't make the perfect Bloody Mary without Worcester sauce and horseradish.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 08, 2025 10:29 PM (HFcKg)

84 @LeadingReport 4m
BREAKING: Pentagon allowed to redirect weapons and equipment meant for Ukraine back to U.S. stockpiles, per memo.
Posted by: weft cut-loop


Allowed ?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 08, 2025 10:29 PM (/lPRQ)

85 83 You can't make the perfect Bloody Mary without Worcester sauce and horseradish.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 08, 2025 10:29 PM (HFcKg)

Truth.

Posted by: Ladyl at August 08, 2025 10:30 PM (D6+4s)

86 Worcestershire has reconstituted fish bits in it
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Yes, and historians believe the ancient Romans had something quite similar to Worcestershire sauce, too.

Here’s a question for the ever so brainy Horde. There are these artifacts that are fairly rare from Roman times. Maybe a couple dozen extant, made of bronze. They are called Dodecahedron due to their shape. But nobody really knows what purpose they served. Some have suggested some sort knitting device for making gloves, a device for estimating range or height. Candlestick holder has been rejected as well.

Whaddaya think?

Posted by: Common Tater at August 08, 2025 10:30 PM (NqWk4)

87 61 always bec de corbin
Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at August 08, 2025 10:23 PM (cduTK)

This guy gets it.

Am I infantry fighting armored cavalry? beak of the chicken. That's a nice can opener. If we're fighting shield wall to shield wall I want the war hammer with a long handle so the second rank can hammer over the shields.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 08, 2025 10:31 PM (pIfcn)

88 Ladyl, ready to have one in hand for you.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 08, 2025 10:31 PM (HFcKg)

89 A most excellent selection, WD. Thanks for the laughs.

Couple of questions:

2012 Nissan Altima for only $96?

What is "yandere behavior?" Never mind I websearched.

Posted by: mindful webworker - and the bullet one, too at August 08, 2025 10:32 PM (7W0uI)

90 Whaddaya think?

I've seen someone show how to make a fine gold chain using one of those dodecahedrons. I think we won't know until someone finds a mosaic or a fresco depicting one in use.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 08, 2025 10:32 PM (lUFok)

91 79 23 Let's be honest, A1 is repackaged Worcestershire sauce.

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 10:11 PM (g47mK)

Yeah, I realized that the first time I had something with Worcestershire sauce in it. I was well acquainted with A1 sauce growing up since my mom insisted on cooking steaks well done and A1 was the only thing other than ketchup that would make such an abomination somewhat edible. I'm surprised my dad never objected to well done steaks, but he always loved everything she made.
Posted by: Farquad at August 08, 2025 10:28 PM (znbnV)


My parents ate steak nearly raw. Once at a restaurant, my mom ordered a steak and told the waiter to "wave a flame under it ceremoniously and bring it to me."

Posted by: Ladyl at August 08, 2025 10:33 PM (D6+4s)

92 Excellent ont WD. Thank you!!!

Posted by: moki at August 08, 2025 10:33 PM (wLjpr)

93 88 Ladyl, ready to have one in hand for you.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 08, 2025 10:31 PM (HFcKg)

I can't think of anything better than a Ben Had Bloody Mary.

Soon.

Posted by: Ladyl at August 08, 2025 10:34 PM (D6+4s)

94 Oddbob, I understand. You are always in my heart.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 08, 2025 10:34 PM (HFcKg)

95 62
No halberd?

what a gyp

Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 10:24 PM (AOsQT)

The question is for bludgeoning weapons. Halberds don't qualify as they are cutty/pokey weapons.

Posted by: Farquad at August 08, 2025 10:34 PM (znbnV)

96 I wonder how good a flanged mace would be. You'd think it would get caught in shit. Would a big ball be better?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Flange bends armour a breaks bones mo betta than a ball.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 08, 2025 10:35 PM (/lPRQ)

97 The EaNasir stuff is amazing. I remember one tablet that was a letter from a kid who had been sent away to school and was bitching to his parents that the other kids had nicer clothes than him. It's amazing how consistently human people are.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 08, 2025 10:37 PM (pIfcn)

98 You can't make the perfect Bloody Mary without Worcester sauce and horseradish.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 08, 2025 10:29 PM (HFcKg)
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Truth.
Posted by: Ladyl at August 08, 2025 10:30 PM (D6+4s)


Absolutely. Forget the celery stick, though, go witha crisp slice of thick slab bacon as a 'stirrer'.

When I buy horseradish, it's usually for two 'dishes', bloodys and red cocktail sauce for fried shrimp/seafood. Can't think of anything else I use it in. Don't do roast beef/horseradish sauce. . . . Nope, can't think of anything. But for those two dshes, yes I want horseradish. Gold's Horseradish, the white one not the red one with beets.

Posted by: RickZ at August 08, 2025 10:37 PM (gKDq2)

99 They are called Dodecahedron due to their shape. But nobody really knows what purpose they served. Some have suggested some sort knitting device for making gloves, a device for estimating range or height. Candlestick holder has been rejected as well.

Whaddaya think?
Posted by: Common Tater
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12 sided dildo launcher.

Posted by: scampydog at August 08, 2025 10:37 PM (41CYW)

100 After watching John Wick 4 I want to make the two pieces of wood connected by the chain. It would be so pretty in mesquite.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 08, 2025 10:37 PM (HFcKg)

101 35 >>@LeadingReport 4m
BREAKING: Pentagon allowed to redirect weapons and equipment meant for Ukraine back to U.S. stockpiles, per memo.

I guess the war is over.
Posted by: JackStraw


It is for the Ukes.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 08, 2025 10:37 PM (/lPRQ)

102 Front bumper of a Suburban makes an excellent bludgeoning weapon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2025 10:38 PM (1Jemc)

103 >Please. Lee & Perrins has fermented anchovies.

Posted by: RickZ
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I know, right? Crazy

Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 10:39 PM (AOsQT)

104 Allowed ?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 08, 2025 10:29 PM (/lPRQ)

Stuff was in the pipeline, headed towards Ukraine. Somebody finally got their courage up and waved the red flag that US stockpiles were getting dangerously low. SecDef ordered the shipments stopped. WH countermanded that order. Confusion reigned. Looks like someone finally made up their mind.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 08, 2025 10:39 PM (bKn1x)

105 RickZ, I commend your good taste.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 08, 2025 10:39 PM (HFcKg)

106 My parents ate steak nearly raw. Once at a restaurant, my mom ordered a steak and told the waiter to "wave a flame under it ceremoniously and bring it to me."
Posted by: Ladyl at August 08, 2025 10:33

"Saw off the horns, wipe it's ass and plate it" is how I sometimes ordered it. My tastes have become a bit more refined, especially with marbled cuts like ribeye. Gotta render at least some of that fat...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 08, 2025 10:40 PM (iP/6R)

107 A1 and HP are thick sauces. Worcestershire is thin and runny.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2025 10:40 PM (1Jemc)

108 Seriously though, fish sauce? WTF

who thought that was a good idea?

Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 10:40 PM (AOsQT)

109 * waves to Joe Kidd*

Posted by: Ben Had at August 08, 2025 10:41 PM (HFcKg)

110 70 Substandard copper ingots get my gall! Can't tell you how many times I've been taken.
Posted by: Desi Patel
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Call up Freeport McMoRan, they've got lots of extra copper now that Trump dropped the tariff on foreign copper.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 10:42 PM (I1XLT)

111 Potion game

Three potions, and the recipe for one? Plus one if you take one of the semi-cursed ones?

Red, orange, and yellow. And the recipe for yellow so I can keep my harem friends young and sexy. I'm bright enough without the blue one, and the others are gimmicky rather than life-altering.

Unless you're Elon Musk and you're moving to Mars, then the green one is life-altering. But if you're eternally young, physically perfect, and immune to common infections and diseases, this planet will have to get pretty rough before you need to avoid eating, drinking, and breathing.

Though I can see an argument for red, orange, and yellow, plus pink for the easy sexy times, plus purple & recipe for the "witness protection program" power the pink one would require.

Posted by: and the tentacle sex, obviously at August 08, 2025 10:42 PM (DgGvY)

112 what a gyp

Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 10:24 PM (AOsQT)


25 bux

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 10:42 PM (gbOdA)

113 Zelensky must be busy packing his bags for the non-extradition country least likely to take all his ill-gotten gains.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2025 10:43 PM (1Jemc)

114 Few things better than a WeirdDave ONT post. Tonight proves this.

Watching the 4K of "Cat O'Nine Tails" from Dario Argento. Stylish and affordable!

Speaking of cats, where do you fall on the line--

1. Cats are evil and cannot be redeemed.
2. You have a cat who is evil, and I would like to take him from you so that I might experience spiritual evil and...I get lost at this point.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 08, 2025 10:43 PM (CHHv1)

115 Wouldn't eat raw anything. Not even steak. There's a Forensic Files about a young man at a Scout Camp who got botulism, went into coma, nearly died. Turns out he was one of the ones cooking and picked up a scrap that fell off a burger patty that was only cooked a little. After he recovered and was able to talk,he said he thought right away-Hmmm, that's kinda raw. I think he had mild long-term damage from the incident. It is very rare to get botulism that way. More likely with improperly canned stuff.

Posted by: Cook Mine, Please at August 08, 2025 10:43 PM (G5+As)

116 Also
who saw Clear And Present Danger ?

@JesseBWatters
·
1h
💥 BREAKING: TRUMP goes to WAR with CARTELS
LAND, AIR AND SEA strikes are on the table 💥

Trump’s given the military the green light to extinguish the cartels that are killing Americans.

Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 10:43 PM (AOsQT)

117 Finding out what flipped Putin will be interesting.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 10:44 PM (I1XLT)

118 108 Seriously though, fish sauce? WTF

who thought that was a good idea?

Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 10:40 PM (AOsQT)

In Korea (and I'm sure other Asian countries) they use a fish sauce in place of soy sauce sometimes. It is extremely salty, though, saltier than soy sauce.

Posted by: Farquad at August 08, 2025 10:44 PM (znbnV)

119
@LeadingReport 4m
BREAKING: Pentagon allowed to redirect weapons and equipment meant for Ukraine back to U.S. stockpiles, per memo.
Posted by: weft cut-loop


Not allowed! Turn that ship around!

Posted by: Judge Hooha Yomama at August 08, 2025 10:44 PM (63Dwl)

120 Towards the end, 'ol Joe was a lot like Knox.
Gawd! Nasty.
But...damn. I miss him.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 08, 2025 10:44 PM (2WIwB)

121 >>Here’s a question for the ever so brainy Horde. There are these artifacts that are fairly rare from Roman times. Maybe a couple dozen extant, made of bronze. They are called Dodecahedron due to their shape. But nobody really knows what purpose they served. Some have suggested some sort knitting device for making gloves, a device for estimating range or height. Candlestick holder has been rejected as well.

>>Whaddaya think?

One of the executives of the Lea and Perrins company built a brick mansion on Newport Harbor. The place has a bunch of chimneys and all of them are shaped like the original Worcestershire Sauce bottles. Just because he could.

Imagine what some archeologist will make of that in 200 years.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 10:44 PM (viF8m)

122 Who is the empowering art hottie?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 08, 2025 10:45 PM (AiNp4)

123 Maybe it was all the unreported demonstrations in Ukraine that shut the EU up and allowed things to take a more natural course.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 10:45 PM (I1XLT)

124 Pick your weapon

Flails are nice for the intimidation factor, but they're unitaskers.

Quarterstaves, mauls, and warhammers can be tools, too.

Posted by: mikeski at August 08, 2025 10:47 PM (DgGvY)

125 Who is the empowering art hottie?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 08, 2025 10:45 PM (AiNp4)

It's not Greta Thunberg.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2025 10:48 PM (1Jemc)

126 Flails are nice for the intimidation factor, but they're unitaskers.

Quarterstaves, mauls, and warhammers can be tools, too.
Posted by: mikeski at August 08, 2025 10:47 PM (DgGvY)

Weren't flails used for threshing grain?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2025 10:49 PM (1Jemc)

127 Stuff was in the pipeline, headed towards Ukraine. Somebody finally got their courage up and waved the red flag that US stockpiles were getting dangerously low. SecDef ordered the shipments stopped. WH countermanded that order. Confusion reigned. Looks like someone finally made up their mind.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy

Ah...
I would have guessed that one of the 3-5 'Judges" that been issueing hundreds of injunctions against Trump tried to force sending munitions to the Ukes.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 08, 2025 10:50 PM (/lPRQ)

128 RickZ, I like horseradish on ham. I do that more than on roast beef. Also, I put it on straight, not mixed in a sauce. In my family horseradish was never in a sauce, always straight. Maybe it's a German thing.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 08, 2025 10:50 PM (0Htd1)

129 In the old days, some people ran a monthly tab at the pharmacy, general store, gas station/mechanic. I remember seeing those signs you can change the letters out front Mike Johnson-Pay Your Bill.

A little public shaming goes a long way.

Posted by: Mostly Caught Up at August 08, 2025 10:50 PM (G5+As)

130 116 Also
who saw Clear And Present Danger ?

@JesseBWatters
·
1h
💥 BREAKING: TRUMP goes to WAR with CARTELS
LAND, AIR AND SEA strikes are on the table 💥

Trump’s given the military the green light to extinguish the cartels that are killing Americans.

Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 10:43 PM (AOsQT)

I have and read the book. Not quite the same since that was a covert war with special forces and this sounds more overt.

Posted by: Farquad at August 08, 2025 10:51 PM (znbnV)

131 I don't get the first picture/meme.

The "most American thing" video is great.

Posted by: far cry at August 08, 2025 10:51 PM (TsMtx)

132
Please. Lee & Perrins has fermented anchovies.

Posted by: RickZ
---

I know, right? Crazy
Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 10:39 PM (AOsQT)


That garum from Roman times was also an anchovy sauce. And I would assume fermented as well due to a lack of refrigeration. Apparently garum was ubiquitous at food establishments throughout the city, like abottle of ketchup here in the States, each with their own recipe.

Word I learned from cooking tv is 'umami', the flavor of meat. An enhancement. They say Worchestershire has it. Mushrooms, too. I like both with various meats, that's all I can say.

Posted by: RickZ at August 08, 2025 10:52 PM (gKDq2)

133 Oh, wait, we do use that cocktail sauce for shrimp.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 08, 2025 10:52 PM (0Htd1)

134 Mace or....warhammer.

I have both.

Don't tell the mace how much I love my Cold Steel warhammer.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at August 08, 2025 10:52 PM (xcxpd)

135 109

*Returns wave*

Corsicana accomodations will be booked shortly. Promise...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 08, 2025 10:53 PM (iP/6R)

136 My parents ate steak nearly raw. Once at a restaurant, my mom ordered a steak and told the waiter to "wave a flame under it ceremoniously and bring it to me."
Posted by: Ladyl at August 08, 2025 10:33 PM (D6+4s)

My parents, Lord love them, were brutal to steaks, pork chops, hell, even chicken. I do not do blue rare steak, but I do somewhere between rare and medium rare. to clarify: steaks. Rare chicken is a no-go, of course. I do pork chops just a little past the pink leaving.

Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo at August 08, 2025 10:53 PM (0aYVJ)

137 BREAKING: TRUMP goes to WAR with CARTELS
LAND, AIR AND SEA strikes are on the table
-
Well, that will at least hurt the CIA's bottom line.

Posted by: Methos at August 08, 2025 10:53 PM (zLwRl)

138 12 sided dildo launcher.
Posted by: scampydog


You're kidding? They can't just throw the things onto the floor at WNBA games?

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 08, 2025 10:54 PM (0Htd1)

139 Trump puts ketchup on steak, I have heard.

Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 10:54 PM (AOsQT)

140 Potion Game:

I don't know how long the effects of the potions are supposed to last, particularly when any one of them could be made and given/traded away.

But I think it would be use-case based:

Probably the most useful combination is orange, blue, grey (physical, mental and luck)

• Pro athlete
• Hedge Fund management
• Entrepreneur

Purple (shape-shift) would be impossible to keep a wardrobe. Does this include changes in mass and volume? Go from Jekle to Hyde, Banner to Hulk? Andre the Giant to a 4'2" petite? I'm trying to think of the logistics in the process of changing form - not necessarily something you want to do without preparation and definitely not in public.

Green (simplification) only makes sense if a sniper or a hostage.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 08, 2025 10:54 PM (a4flb)

141 RickZ, I commend your good taste.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 08, 2025 10:39 PM (HFcKg)


I'd have to thank Vodka and his sidekick, Tomato Juice . . . .

Posted by: RickZ at August 08, 2025 10:54 PM (gKDq2)

142 If not for salted fish, both my parents families wouldn't have survived the winter in Norway, especially during the war.

Posted by: Pining For The Fjords at August 08, 2025 10:55 PM (G5+As)

143 Dodecahedron was to be used with the Antikythera mechanism. It was a child's toy. Thought everybody knew that.
😜

Posted by: mindful webworker - The Voynich Manuscript is the instruction book at August 08, 2025 10:55 PM (7W0uI)

144 I think a Halbard (espontoon?) was still an issue item to the Army in the 19th century, Captain Lewis carried one leading the 1803 expedition from St. Louis (at the time, pretty much the edge of the known universe) to the pacific coast. It saved his twice at least twice, according to his journals. Once he almost slipped off a cliff face, and he used it similar to ice axe self-arrest. The other was after diving into the Missouri while being chased by a Grizzly. He said he turned around and presented himself as ready to fight with it, and the bear took off.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 08, 2025 10:55 PM (o55mS)

145 Ben Had!

Ladyl!

Whoot!

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 08, 2025 10:55 PM (1U0OF)

146 Seriously though, fish sauce? WTF
who thought that was a good idea?
Posted by: Don Black

In Korea (and I'm sure other Asian countries) they use a fish sauce in place of soy sauce sometimes. It is extremely salty, though, saltier than soy sauce.
Posted by: Farquad


The word "sauce" works two ways in English. Sauce for something, like steak sauce, and sauce of something, like tomato sauce. Finding out fish sauce is the latter and not the former weirds out Westerners.

I have a bottle of Thai fish sauce. It's made by putting fish and salt in a container, leaving it out in the sun, waiting for it to ferment, and straining out the remaining solids. Sounds gross, but it has its place. It's protein salt.

Posted by: mikeski at August 08, 2025 10:55 PM (DgGvY)

147 Sort of ignored the potions game. AFAIK, alchemists did not make potions. That was the purview of witches and wizards. And Madame Ruth, the Gypsy with the gold-capped tooth.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2025 10:58 PM (1Jemc)

148 Trump’s given the military the green light to extinguish the cartels that are killing Americans.

I can't imagine a better recruiting campaign than stick in the minds of young men guerilla warfare against enemy cartels.

Finally an opportunity to make a real difference rather than keep sociopaths, grifters and strong men in political power.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 08, 2025 10:58 PM (a4flb)

149 28 Trying to place the "Experiencing America" UK guy's accent. Not quite Welsh, maybe Scotland border?
Posted by: pookysgirl



Northern England, for sure.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 08, 2025 10:58 PM (PGK1w)

150 Sorry I'm late, but I was making my last stand since it's National Frozen Custer Day.

h/t tankdemon

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 08, 2025 10:59 PM (144I4)

151 Sort of ignored the potions game. AFAIK, alchemists did not make potions. That was the purview of witches and wizards. And Madame Ruth, the Gypsy with the gold-capped tooth.

Party pooper.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 08, 2025 10:59 PM (a4flb)

152 I have and read the book.

Saw the movie. Thought the full auto OA-93 was neat.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 08, 2025 11:00 PM (/y8xj)

153 128 RickZ, I like horseradish on ham. I do that more than on roast beef. Also, I put it on straight, not mixed in a sauce. In my family horseradish was never in a sauce, always straight. Maybe it's a German thing.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 08, 2025 10:50 PM (0Htd1)

Horseradish and a bit of mustard is the correct spread for a kielbasa sammich...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 08, 2025 11:00 PM (iP/6R)

154 nurse, the three us of are so close to being able to share time together.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 08, 2025 11:00 PM (HFcKg)

155 In Korea (and I'm sure other Asian countries) they use a fish sauce in place of soy sauce sometimes. It is extremely salty, though, saltier than soy sauce.
Posted by: Farquad at August 08, 2025 10:44 PM (znbnV)


I have a bottle of fish sauce from an Asian grocery store. You use it sparingly in anything you make. I can use Kikkoman's Low Sodium Soy (the best-flavored commercial soy by far) much more liberally than any straight-out-of-the-bottle fish sauce. Fish sauce is overpowering in anything but tiny doses.

Posted by: RickZ at August 08, 2025 11:00 PM (gKDq2)

156 Weren't flails used for threshing grain?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Yes. Not the spiked-ball and chain kind in the picture, though.

Threshing flails look like nunchucks, which were also threshing tools, for rice. Western ones usually had a long handle and and a short business end, so you didn't thresh yourself.

Both became weapons because peasants weren't allowed military weapons, and you go to war with the sickle you have, not the sword you wish you had.

Posted by: mikeski at August 08, 2025 11:01 PM (DgGvY)

157 Party pooper.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 08, 2025 10:59 PM (a4flb)

Heh. Better to be a party pooper than to have a party in your pooper.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2025 11:01 PM (1Jemc)

158 Northern England, for sure.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 08, 2025 10:58 PM (PGK1w)

I was thinking York, or maybe Manchester.

Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo at August 08, 2025 11:01 PM (0aYVJ)

159 I have a bottle of Thai fish sauce. It's made by putting fish and salt in a container, leaving it out in the sun, waiting for it to ferment, and straining out the remaining solids. Sounds gross, but it has its place. It's protein salt.
Posted by: mikeski

Fish sauce is filtered and clarified. Looks almost like apple juice.

Bagoong is basically unprocessed fish sauce. Very chunky. Sometimes you can identify where on the fish a chunk came from.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 08, 2025 11:01 PM (/lPRQ)

160 156 Weren't flails used for threshing grain?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Yes. Not the spiked-ball and chain kind in the picture, though.

Threshing flails look like nunchucks, which were also threshing tools, for rice. Western ones usually had a long handle and and a short business end, so you didn't thresh yourself.

Both became weapons because peasants weren't allowed military weapons, and you go to war with the sickle you have, not the sword you wish you had.
Posted by: mikeski at August 08, 2025 11:01 PM (DgGvY)

all true, can confirm

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at August 08, 2025 11:02 PM (xcxpd)

161 Seriously though, fish sauce? WTF

who thought that was a good idea?


Garum was a fish based sauce, rather salty, and one of the mainstay condiments of the Roman Empire. They used it throughout the Empire, for centuries. It was made by fermenting fish with salt, and presumably was very much like present day Asian fish sauces.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 11:02 PM (q1mTS)

162 >>BREAKING: TRUMP goes to WAR with CARTELS
LAND, AIR AND SEA strikes are on the table

Maduro has been funding the cartels and gangs like TdA. Human trafficking and drugs into the US.

Still think that the $50 million bounty on Maduro was a bluff?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 11:03 PM (viF8m)

163 Joe Kidd, thank you for the suggested .dipping sauce.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 08, 2025 11:03 PM (HFcKg)

164
And Madame Ruth, the Gypsy with the gold-capped tooth.

Her stuff tastes inky.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 08, 2025 11:04 PM (63Dwl)

165 That was the purview of witches and wizards. And Madame Ruth, the Gypsy with the gold-capped tooth.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Not the gold tattoo?

Posted by: MkY at August 08, 2025 11:04 PM (cPGH3)

166 Bagoong is basically unprocessed fish sauce. Very chunky. Sometimes you can identify where on the fish a chunk came from.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 08, 2025 11:01 PM (/lPRQ)

Sorry about that. Tummy's been kind of gippy lately.

Posted by: A seal at August 08, 2025 11:04 PM (1Jemc)

167 130 116 Also
who saw Clear And Present Danger ?

@JesseBWatters
·
1h
💥 BREAKING: TRUMP goes to WAR with CARTELS
LAND, AIR AND SEA strikes are on the table 💥

Trump’s given the military the green light to extinguish the cartels that are killing Americans.

Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 10:43 PM (AOsQT)

I have and read the book. Not quite the same since that was a covert war with special forces and this sounds more overt.
Posted by: Farquad at August 08, 2025 10:51 PM (znbnV)

Sicario did it better

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at August 08, 2025 11:04 PM (xcxpd)

168 And Madame Ruth, the Gypsy with the gold-capped tooth.

I am picturing Maria Ouspenskaya in my head.

Posted by: Two Oscar Nominations at August 08, 2025 11:05 PM (G5+As)

169 The Purple Potion wasn't clear:

"This potion grants idealization. When drunk, you...."

Does that mean one can only change form when shitfaced?

That would be wild. Go to the bar gat hammered and when waking end up like the plot line in the Ellen Barkin movie "Switch".

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 08, 2025 11:05 PM (a4flb)

170 Heh. I love the Ea Nasir stuff.

Sumerians FTW.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2025 11:05 PM (dDmld)

171 Okay guys I get it
fish sauce is horrifying and will never be in my house

Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 11:05 PM (AOsQT)

172 Darth Flail just doesn't inspire fear.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 08, 2025 11:06 PM (kpS4V)

173 You have fish sauce? Proceed to making Vietnamese Caramel chicken. Then thank Pete Bog.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 08, 2025 11:06 PM (HFcKg)

174 The dodecahedra have been used, in the present day, by knitters to knit gloves. They seem to work rather well. Form follows function: quod erat demonstrandum.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 11:06 PM (q1mTS)

175 Posted by: Ben Had

Dahling! Sent you an email couple days ago.

Posted by: Some Rat at August 08, 2025 11:06 PM (TfUTr)

176 Maduro better get an offshore bank account, a nose job, and grow a better mustache, cause he can run, but he can't hide.

Posted by: MkY at August 08, 2025 11:07 PM (cPGH3)

177 @DC_Draino

Blue states with ZERO Republican House seats:

Massachusetts
Rhode Island
Vermont
New Hampshire
Hawaii
New Mexico
Connecticut
Delaware
...
The reason Democrats are screaming for Texas to stop redistricting is because Democrats have almost nothing left to gerrymander

They already rigged the map years ago and hate to see Republicans actually fighting back

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 11:07 PM (I1XLT)

178 Sumerians FTW.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2025 11:05 PM (dDmld)

Sumerians, Cimmerians, 220/221

Posted by: Conan at August 08, 2025 11:07 PM (1Jemc)

179 Evil Israeli snipers

Must've used a slingshot...

Reminds me of an episode of one of those forensic files shows, where a team for one side created a video of a shooting in a hotel room where the bullet crossed walls...the entire cartridge...

Also like this case too:
https://tinyurl.com/35dse695

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 08, 2025 11:07 PM (ynpvh)

180 Speak of the Gypsy, 40% of people who claim to be Hungarian online are Gypsy! You can tell which ones, because they steal!

Posted by: Leutonian Benevolent Society at August 08, 2025 11:08 PM (G5+As)

181 Oh, wait, we do use that cocktail sauce for shrimp.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 08, 2025 10:52 PM (0Htd1)


If you had to really define one American dish, it would be the red cocktail sauce with horseradish, lemon, Worchestershire and Tabasco.

I don't know where it originated, but when you think about it, it is served across the entire country. I don't know if there's anything like it in other countries. Chili sauces, sure, but not horseradish. I have to think that one's uniquely American, or is uniquely American now.

Posted by: RickZ at August 08, 2025 11:08 PM (gKDq2)

182 Still think that the $50 million bounty on Maduro was a bluff?

Do they pay bounties to Special Forces members?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 11:09 PM (q1mTS)

183 Some Rat, you did, I received it, and you will hear from me tomorrow.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 08, 2025 11:09 PM (HFcKg)

184 If I'm not mistaken, I the cudgel was a weapon that predated the Middle Ages by a few million years.

The scientific consensus now holds that that the use of the cudgel dates to the Fred Flintstone Epoch.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2025 11:10 PM (dDmld)

185 Some Rat, you did, I received it, and you will hear from me tomorrow.
Posted by: Ben Had

And your attorney?

Posted by: Some Rat at August 08, 2025 11:10 PM (TfUTr)

186 I don't know if it has been mentioned at the AOSHQ, but Mark and Patricia McCloskey recently reacquired the AR15 they used to protect themselves in St. Louis, MO five years ago.

""It only took 3 lawsuits, 2 trips to the Court of Appeals and 1,847 days, but I got my AR15 back!" Mark McCloskey posted to his X account on Friday, along with several photos of him carrying the gun. "

They are currently awaiting the return of Patricia's pistol.

LINK (FOX News) https://tinyurl.com/2bpcd9ev

Posted by: mrp at August 08, 2025 11:10 PM (rj6Yv)

187 I pick the morningstar coz it jas a pretty name.

And potions of youth and healing.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at August 08, 2025 11:10 PM (GIcqz)

188
Bring me the head of Nicolás Maduro.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 11:10 PM (I1XLT)

189 OK, Red (immunity to diseases), Yellow (youth), Purple (idealization)

That is the combo to really succeed in the pr0n industry.

If the purple allows you to idealize into looking young with pr0n scale genitals, then swap yellow for orange and get maximum endurance.

I think the Pink (extremely attractive) would be profoundly dangerous in that occupation.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 08, 2025 11:10 PM (a4flb)

190 Still think that the $50 million bounty on Maduro was a bluff?
----
Do they pay bounties to Special Forces members?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
==

Maybe if they do it off duty.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 08, 2025 11:11 PM (/lPRQ)

191 Some Rat, from the thank you committee!

Posted by: Ben Had at August 08, 2025 11:11 PM (HFcKg)

192 The Roman dodecahedrons were for impressing chicks at medieval DND sessions.

But really, if they were for throwing bones or something like that, scrying, etc, I'd not be shocked. Someone needs to make one and do random stuff with it. Experimental archaeology is where it's at.

Posted by: H at August 08, 2025 11:11 PM (2gjbv)

193 The war hammer was the weapon of choice for senior officers in the Polish Winged Hussars.

Posted by: mrp at August 08, 2025 11:12 PM (rj6Yv)

194
Texas judge blocks Beto and his group from funding Texas Dems who left the state for Chicago.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 08, 2025 11:13 PM (3ek7K)

195 They are currently awaiting the return of Patricia's pistol.

LINK (FOX News) https://tinyurl.com/2bpcd9ev
Posted by: mrp at August 08, 2025 11:10 PM (rj6Yv)
--------------

The inert prop-gun.
Missouri needs to get off the fence and get its laws in line with the people.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 11:13 PM (I1XLT)

196
And Madame Ruth, the Gypsy with the gold-capped tooth.

Her stuff tastes inky.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


Lady Dimitrescu has entered the chat.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at August 08, 2025 11:14 PM (QcUc+)

197 192 The Roman dodecahedrons were for impressing chicks at medieval DND sessions.

But really, if they were for throwing bones or something like that, scrying, etc, I'd not be shocked. Someone needs to make one and do random stuff with it. Experimental archaeology is where it's at.

Posted by: H at August 08, 2025 11:11 PM (2gjbv)

In this day age, they'll add it to the tip of a green dildo...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 08, 2025 11:15 PM (ynpvh)

198 >>Sicario did it better

I think Sun Tzu is looking down at Trump and saying "My man!".

Trump completely reset the battlefield by closing the border tighter then a frog's ass. There isn't a refried bean fart getting through. At the same time he has reordered the world trade market and took a dump on Mexico while doing it.

Not that media has noticed but this didn't happen by chance. It just took someone with brains and balls who really means it when he says he loves this country.

It's fun as hell to watch this happen.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 11:15 PM (viF8m)

199 {{{Ben Had}}}

Posted by: Some Rat at August 08, 2025 11:15 PM (TfUTr)

200 Posted by: Ben Had at August 08, 2025 11:03 PM (HFcKg)

Most welcome. If it worked, do write it down, as I've forgotten some awesome preparations, especially those assembled in the heat of the moment and under the influence. Made an amazing pineapple and rum glaze for grilled lamb chops once. Once...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 08, 2025 11:16 PM (iP/6R)

201 Reminds me of an episode of one of those forensic files shows, where a team for one side created a video of a shooting in a hotel room where the bullet crossed walls...the entire cartridge...

I recall back during all the hoohah about Black Talon ammo some national news showing an animation of the jacket opening up during flight and spinning like a buzzsaw, multiple rotations per inch of travel.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 08, 2025 11:16 PM (/y8xj)

202 Gypsies? Tramps and thieves not far behind.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 08, 2025 11:16 PM (HFcKg)

203 Do they pay bounties to Special Forces members?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

Interesting thought. A Special Forces commander decides to go rogue. He commits his entire unit to the task of capturing Maduro.
Let's say a Battalion.
Let's assume he spends a month on training, and gets the job done.
I bet he wouldn't be able to spread $100/ per after expenses... ?

Posted by: MkY at August 08, 2025 11:16 PM (cPGH3)

204 My intent was not to denigrate Gary Busey. I have no direct knowledge of him good or bad. What I was trying to say is the modern knowledge system, "The Internet" has lost the ability to determine actual Gary Busey from internet Gary Busey. All internet-accessible human knowledge has that same fate. Keep those paper books, folks. They may or may not be full of lies, but at least the lies are the same over time.

Posted by: irright at August 08, 2025 11:17 PM (vIK+M)

205 Red orange and probably blue on the potions, but perfect memory could have bad side effects. OTOH, the bad memories tend to never completely extinguish anyway, and being able to remember everyone's name and face would be good.

Posted by: PaleRider at August 08, 2025 11:17 PM (CKOCg)

206 Weird Dave, I didn't get a chance to thank you last night for all the wonderful things you've shown us.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 08, 2025 11:18 PM (gTHdJ)

207 Recipe and video for making Garum:

(YouTube) LINK: https://tinyurl.com/5y5rh7rh


Interesting food history lesson included.

Posted by: mrp at August 08, 2025 11:19 PM (rj6Yv)

208 Rat!


You bastard!

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 08, 2025 11:20 PM (VmgCW)

209 In this day age, they'll add it to the tip of a green dildo...
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You know those "we're #1" foam hands people wave at sporting events? I can think of a minor modification that would make them very suitable for WNBA games. You could even get one in your own team's color/logo. Easy to smuggle in, and if everybody in the stands was waving one TPTB couldn't do a damn thing about it.

Business opportunitiy?

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at August 08, 2025 11:21 PM (rPvmJ)

210 Fish sauce talk has reminded me my Lume' is on hour 71. Must bid you all a fragrant good night.

Posted by: Pungent Petey at August 08, 2025 11:22 PM (G5+As)

211 124 Pick your weapon

Flails are nice for the intimidation factor, but they're unitaskers.

Quarterstaves, mauls, and warhammers can be tools, too.

Posted by: mikeski at August 08, 2025 10:47 PM (DgGvY)

When asked, I had no good answer and flailed around...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 08, 2025 11:22 PM (ynpvh)

212 Business opportunitiy?
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at August 08, 2025 11:21 PM (rPvmJ)


Depends on what your costs to sales ratio must be to make a profit. There aren't a whole lot of WNBA fans out there, even fewer willing to buy team logo'd junk.

Posted by: RickZ at August 08, 2025 11:24 PM (gKDq2)

213 Trump completely reset the battlefield by closing the border tighter then a frog's ass. There isn't a refried bean fart getting through. At the same time he has reordered the world trade market and took a dump on Mexico while doing it.

Not that media has noticed but this didn't happen by chance. It just took someone with brains and balls who really means it when he says he loves this country.

It's fun as hell to watch this happen.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 11:15 PM (viF8m)

Time for him to put the screws to that deranged fag Mark Carney in Ottawa.

Posted by: Conan at August 08, 2025 11:24 PM (1Jemc)

214 Could not believe the gun idiot didn't do herself in. And how traumatic would that have been for the child that was in the room with her. May show this to my instructor at the shooting range this weekend.

Posted by: Frankie at August 08, 2025 11:24 PM (nVUa4)

215 not even

Posted by: 80's music fan at August 08, 2025 11:25 PM (YlWIZ)

216 {{{Nurse!}}} get your beach walk in?

Posted by: Some Rat at August 08, 2025 11:26 PM (TfUTr)

217 I recall back during all the hoohah about Black Talon ammo some national news showing an animation of the jacket opening up during flight and spinning like a buzzsaw, multiple rotations per inch of travel.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 08, 2025 11:16 PM (/y8xj)

Have you ever watched any of the Tao Fledermaus videos on youtube? The shoot all sorts of weird home-made slugs out of 12 ga. shotguns, often with a rifled barrel. They have a high-speed video camera watching the slugs go down range, and impacting on various targets. A slug spinning at 20,000 RPM will be making roughly one revolution per yard of travel.

Posted by: Conan at August 08, 2025 11:28 PM (1Jemc)

218 Some mugglers are still using trucks and cars to bring in small groups across the border. Videos on youtube. And they're getting caught!

All it took was a new president to shut down the border!

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 08, 2025 11:28 PM (gTHdJ)

219 Business opportunitiy?
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at August 08, 2025 11:21 PM (rPvmJ)

Depends on what your costs to sales ratio must be to make a profit. There aren't a whole lot of WNBA fans out there, even fewer willing to buy team logo'd junk.
Posted by: RickZ at August 08, 2025 11:24 PM

Tell you what, that'd be one episode of Shark Tank I'd tune in for...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 08, 2025 11:28 PM (iP/6R)

220 off, Barbarian sock!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2025 11:32 PM (1Jemc)

221 We didn't have a waffle house. To cap off the night we stopped at Gossage Grill; two eggs, toast, butter, and jelly.ran you 57 cents.

When I was seventeen, it was ...

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 08, 2025 11:34 PM (gTHdJ)

222 Still think that the $50 million bounty on Maduro was a bluff?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 11:03 PM (viF8m)

Not a bluff, but Maduro never leaves Venezuela. It would take an army to get at him, just like Saddam.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 08, 2025 11:36 PM (q+E/R)

223 The Black Talon was/is a decent round (I think they just renamed it and kept selling it), but I want a gun that shoots those balls from "Phantasm" that skewer someone's head and start drilling a hole through the skull.

Posted by: PabloD at August 08, 2025 11:36 PM (N+wXz)

224 It's fun as hell to watch this happen.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 11:15 PM (viF8m)

Time for him to put the screws to that deranged fag Mark Carney in Ottawa.
Posted by: Conan at August 08, 2025 11:24 PM (1Jemc)

The military treating Narco Gangs as international terrorists is a real game changer as well. Allows military assets to be used.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2025 11:37 PM (mP0Kj)

225 Furniture arriving from California tomorrow. Last night in a sleeping bag, and I'll need to make the most of it. Nigh-tall...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 08, 2025 11:37 PM (yGKb5)

226 Denny's or Steak and Shake were the best places in Bloomington.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2025 11:38 PM (bss/y)

227 When I was seventeen, it was ...
Posted by: JM in Illinois


It was a very good year …

Posted by: Adriane the Monday Critic on Friday. . . at August 08, 2025 11:38 PM (3ZUWJ)

228 Quarterstaves, mauls, and warhammers can be tools, too.

Posted by: mikeski at August 08, 2025 10:47 PM (DgGvY)

When asked, I had no good answer and flailed around...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 08, 2025 11:22 PM (ynpvh)

Always wondered how they named the Morningstar.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2025 11:39 PM (mP0Kj)

229
Denny's or Steak and Shake were the best places in Bloomington.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


I liked Taco John's.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 08, 2025 11:41 PM (63Dwl)

230 For Mexican we had a place called Labambas (iirc) that had huge burritos.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2025 11:43 PM (bss/y)

231 There's a Forensic Files about a young man at a Scout Camp who got botulism, went into coma, nearly died. Turns out he was one of the ones cooking and picked up a scrap that fell off a burger patty that was only cooked a little.

Iirc, it wasn’t botulism, it was e.coli …

Posted by: Adriane the Monday Critic on Friday. . . at August 08, 2025 11:43 PM (3ZUWJ)

232 >>Not a bluff, but Maduro never leaves Venezuela. It would take an army to get at him, just like Saddam.

Probably closer to Noriega.

Maduro has not only used Venezuelan government money but much of his own money to pay the cartels to smuggle people and drugs to the US. He also sent TdA.

Unless all the reporting is wrong Trump just authorized the military to take out the cartels. And he put a $50 million bounty on Maduro.

If I'm playing poker with Trump I don't think he's bluffing. Putin doesn't seem to think so.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 11:46 PM (viF8m)

233 Not a bluff, but Maduro never leaves Venezuela. It would take an army to get at him, just like Saddam.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 08, 2025 11:36 PM (q+E/R)

"Great news, Senor Maduro! You are the Grand Prize Winner in our Publishers' Clearing House Sweepstakes! One million dollars! That's right, one million dollars! Just come to Belize City on September 4th to collect it."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2025 11:46 PM (1Jemc)

234 Scare yourself and look up how many inactive pathogens are in the human body.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 08, 2025 11:47 PM (HFcKg)

235 Not a bluff, but Maduro never leaves Venezuela. It would take an army to get at him, just like Saddam.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 08, 2025 11:36 PM (q+E/R)

Or Noriega. The US has a $50,000,000 bounty for information leading to the arrest of Maduro. That helps, too.

Posted by: mrp at August 08, 2025 11:48 PM (rj6Yv)

236 Oh, food poisoning at Scout camp. Yeah, I was in Cub Scouts, maybe 8 years old, at the "Dad and Lad" weekend camp. Had a great day, but almost everybody, including me, in our section got food poisoning of some variety. I think they left our dinner food unrefrigerated for several hours before cooking it.. Most of us spent the night barfing out the backs of our tents.

Posted by: PabloD at August 08, 2025 11:49 PM (P5MIT)

237 Scare yourself and look up how many inactive pathogens are in the human body.
Posted by: Ben Had


By weight, you're mostly human.

By cell count, you're mostly bacteria.

Posted by: mikeski at August 08, 2025 11:51 PM (DgGvY)

238 Potions: red orange and blue (heal, physical, mental). Would be nice to have stereo vision; maybe I could hit a baseball

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 08, 2025 11:52 PM (gTHdJ)

239 Never got food poisoning in scouts.

Happy about that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2025 11:52 PM (bss/y)

240 Aetius, never qualified for the dysentery badge,huh?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 08, 2025 11:54 PM (HFcKg)

241 Carney Says Israel’s Plan to Take Gaza City Is ‘Wrong’
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Well, that settles it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 11:55 PM (I1XLT)

242 Carney Says Israel’s Plan to Take Gaza City Is ‘Wrong’
Posted by: Braenyard


How is it wrong? Too few bulldozers?

Posted by: mikeski at August 08, 2025 11:58 PM (DgGvY)

243 There's going to be a kicker in the deal with Putin. Something that sweetens the pot. Something that helps Russia's economy?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 09, 2025 12:00 AM (I1XLT)

244 While Carney and some of the Eurocrats are pissing themselves about Gaza, Israel is making Judea and Samaria sovereign Israel. Keep chasing that squirrel you dipshits.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 09, 2025 12:00 AM (HFcKg)

245 Good evening morons und Danke wd

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 09, 2025 12:00 AM (JvZF+)

246 I am not handy with tools, but I have almost completed the switch of the guts on one tongue jack for the new one. Apparently the gears and the pins have changed in the last 10 years, and are not interchangeable. I will have to figure out what goes with what tomorrow when the sun comes up.
The big hassle was getting the drift pins out so I could disassemble the guts.

The jack is the central part of a juice press, and the apples are ripe.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 09, 2025 12:01 AM (rbvCR)

247 242 Carney Says Israel’s Plan to Take Gaza City Is ‘Wrong’
Posted by: Braenyard

How is it wrong? Too few bulldozers?
Posted by: mikeski
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Man of my heart.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 09, 2025 12:01 AM (I1XLT)

248 Carney was the proof that Canada is no longer a serious country. Imagine a country picking as its leader an unemployed EU technocrat who’s never run for an elected office in his life.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 09, 2025 12:03 AM (q+E/R)

249 228 Quarterstaves, mauls, and warhammers can be tools, too.

Posted by: mikeski at August 08, 2025 10:47 PM (DgGvY)

When asked, I had no good answer and flailed around...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 08, 2025 11:22 PM (ynpvh)

Always wondered how they named the Morningstar.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2025 11:39 PM (mP0Kj)

Intertubes say:
" the name comes from the comparison of the head to a star. Apparently it is used earliest to describe the weapon in Danish, is adopted into German and reaches English in the 17th. century."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 09, 2025 12:03 AM (ynpvh)

250 And they threw a Black Dildo on the court of the WNBA game.

Because.

Black Dildos Matter...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 09, 2025 12:03 AM (TGPs7)

251 Quarterstaff for me, so long as my opponent's not wearing armor. Can use it to break an arm, bash a skull, sweep a leg, crush a throat, and all while staying out of reach. Light and easy to change direction of the blow for disengages and thrusts.

Posted by: tankascribe at August 09, 2025 12:04 AM (NtoJk)

252 Not a bluff, but Maduro never leaves Venezuela. It would take an army to get at him, just like Saddam.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 08, 2025 11:36 PM (q+E/R)


There was a special group that went in to pull the Venezuelan opposition leaders who had been hiding in the Argentine embassy out of Caracas a couple of months ago. I suspect they entered through Colombia since Maduro shut down direct flights from Colombia soon after that. It was sort of like the whole Argo mission to get the other Americans out of the Canadian embassy in Teheran once upon a time.

No idea if a team could extract Maduro against his will, but I bet he is having security scans of the dust bunnies under his bed this week.

(also, it could be pushed in Congress that Venezuela has declared defacto war on the US at some point)

Posted by: Kindltot at August 09, 2025 12:05 AM (rbvCR)

253 Happy Friday Horde!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 09, 2025 12:05 AM (0nHVk)

254 In my time in the BOY SCOUTS...Of AMERICA, before they were taken down by MARXIST GROOMERS,

The default dinner over a griddle with a side of hashbrowns and baked beans was the "Minute Steak" which came in frozen packs with a slice of butter in the middle. With lakeside campouts, whatever trout we caught were also added to the feast.

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 09, 2025 12:05 AM (25kuG)

255 Morningstar in German and danish is Morgenstern.

Probably means that Rhoda, MTM’s friend, was most likely the devil’s daughter.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 09, 2025 12:05 AM (q+E/R)

256 There's the Holy Grenade of Antioch...

Then there's the Holy Water Sprinkler...

"The holy water sprinkler (from its resemblance to the aspergillum used in the Catholic Mass), was a morning star used by the English army in the sixteenth century and made in series by professional smiths..."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 09, 2025 12:05 AM (ynpvh)

257 They are called Dodecahedron due to their shape. But nobody really knows what purpose they served. Some have suggested some sort knitting device for making gloves, a device for estimating range or height. Candlestick holder has been rejected as well.
Whaddaya think?
Posted by: Common Tater
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The Romans had Circuses, right?
Peepshow tokens!

Posted by: buddhaha at August 09, 2025 12:06 AM (ha888)

258 And they unveiled a statue of a young JFK at the Patriots game...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 09, 2025 12:06 AM (TGPs7)

259 When I buy horseradish, it's usually for two 'dishes', bloodys and red cocktail sauce for fried shrimp/seafood. Can't think of anything else I use it in. Don't do roast beef/horseradish sauce. . . . Nope, can't think of anything. But for those two dshes, yes I want horseradish. Gold's Horseradish, the white one not the red one with beets.
Posted by: RickZ at August 08, 2025 10:37 PM (gKDq2)


I dug the volunteer horseradish out of my garden this week when I dug my potatoes. What is the process of turning the roots into lovely sauce? I get it every year and the only thing I can do with it is cook the greens.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 09, 2025 12:07 AM (rbvCR)

260 Potion: Gotta go with the red.
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Guy with the wrench. Yeah, he fucked up. Still...that heartbreaking 'tink' when you over-tighten a bolt is a learning experience. The second half of that lesson, if you are unlucky, is extracting the remnant.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2025 12:08 AM (XeU6L)

261 Seriously though, fish sauce? WTF
who thought that was a good idea?
Posted by: Don Black
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The entire Far East. I can't remember the name, but Koreans have the FISH!! sauce that'll curl your toes.

Posted by: buddhaha at August 09, 2025 12:09 AM (ha888)

262 253 Happy Friday Horde!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 09, 2025 12:05 AM (0nHVk)


Happy Friday to you as well, Debby! Got any weekend plans?

Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at August 09, 2025 12:09 AM (FMtrg)

263 I think a war hammer would be great to take on geology outings: see Ruri Rocks where an onee-chan main character carries one for just this purpose! She usually carries it strapped on her back.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 09, 2025 12:10 AM (q1mTS)

264 Here’s a question for the ever so brainy Horde. There are these artifacts that are fairly rare from Roman times. Maybe a couple dozen extant, made of bronze. They are called Dodecahedron due to their shape. But nobody really knows what purpose they served. Some have suggested some sort knitting device for making gloves, a device for estimating range or height. Candlestick holder has been rejected as well.

>>Whaddaya think?


A Dutchman thinks they are a sort of sun dial, for determining seasons from the angle of the Sun

www.romandodecahedron.com/the-hypothesis

Posted by: Kindltot at August 09, 2025 12:10 AM (rbvCR)

265 Potion: Gotta go with the red.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


You're in luck, you get three! And the recipe to make one of those three!

And a 4th or 5th good one if you drink one or all of the cursed ones.

Posted by: mikeski at August 09, 2025 12:12 AM (DgGvY)

266 Horseradish is a DeFacto ingredient in the sauce (sour creme) or not for plating a perfectly cooked PRIME RIB!

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 09, 2025 12:12 AM (25kuG)

267 I think a war hammer would be great to take on geology outings: see Ruri Rocks where an onee-chan main character carries one for just this purpose! She usually carries it strapped on her back.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit


She claims it's a geology tool, but it's really to balance her front.

Posted by: girl's got a rack at August 09, 2025 12:13 AM (DgGvY)

268 Stir It Up.

https://tinyurl.com/mvyp37xp

Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2025 12:14 AM (viF8m)

269 -
"barfing out the backs of our tents" will now be my euphemism for explosive diarrhea.

Posted by: irright at August 09, 2025 12:15 AM (vIK+M)

270 My eyes keep closing. I'd better call it a night.

Have a great weekend, all!

Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at August 09, 2025 12:16 AM (FMtrg)

271 Fish sauce?

"Vietnamese fish sauce, known as nước mắm, is a key ingredient in Vietnamese cuisine made from fermented fish and salt. It is used to add a savory umami flavor to various dishes and is often combined with ingredients like lime juice, sugar, and garlic to create dipping sauces."

Bet it would have spiced up the C-rations.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 09, 2025 12:16 AM (bKn1x)

272 20 A1 is disgusting. It's like a BBQ sauce condiment.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 10:09 PM (zZu0s)

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My steaks don't need sauce.

15 years ago, my friend went to put some A1 on a steak I cooked for him and I threw an apple at him and hit him in the head before he could ruin it. He was pissed, but not as pissed as I was. I told him to at least take a bite before dousing it in sauce that hides the magnificent flavor of a perfectly seasoned and cooked NY strip. He later said it was the best steak he had ever had.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 09, 2025 12:18 AM (8P/xB)

273 David French's anus is full of sadness.

Posted by: Black Dildo at August 09, 2025 12:18 AM (PGK1w)

274 Guy with the wrench. Yeah, he fucked up. Still...that heartbreaking 'tink' when you over-tighten a bolt is a learning experience. The second half of that lesson, if you are unlucky, is extracting the remnant.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Betting the kid invests in a torque wrench. Betting that was a head bolt. Not a fun extraction.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at August 09, 2025 12:18 AM (RT3YC)

275 Morgenstern made me think of the Tom Stoppard play, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead: just the similarity I suppose.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 09, 2025 12:19 AM (q1mTS)

276 Let's not forget the greatest sauce from England...Worcestershire sauce which is derived from a recipe from the mid 1800's and still produces from the original recipe to this day.

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 09, 2025 12:19 AM (25kuG)

277 Hi Emmie, I hope that you are well, I am watching the grandkids tomorrow and I will probably be exhausted on Sunday. I am looking forward to it though. How about you, what are you up to this weekend?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 09, 2025 12:20 AM (0nHVk)

278 Hot horseradish is a valid alternative to hot mustard on meat dishes. Yumm!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 09, 2025 12:20 AM (q1mTS)

279 A Dutchman thinks they are a sort of sun dial, for determining seasons from the angle of the Sun

www.romandodecahedron.com/the-hypothesis

Posted by: Kindltot at August 09, 2025 12:10 AM (rbvCR)

Sounds exceedingly complicated. Surely the Romans knew how to determine the equinoxes and solstices; they could simply count days. And a simple instrument like an astrolabe would be easier to make for the purpose than a dodecahedron.

Maybe they enjoyed playing Dungeons and Dragons?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2025 12:21 AM (cAJJI)

280 I dug the volunteer horseradish out of my garden this week when I dug my potatoes. What is the process of turning the roots into lovely sauce? I get it every year and the only thing I can do with it is cook the greens.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 09, 2025 12:07 AM (rbvCR)


Look up any horseradish root to horseradish recipe. Here's one, at AllRecipes https://tinyurl.com/335r9tmn

"It's usually made with just the root, vinegar, sugar, and salt."

From what I'm reading, just a liitle effort and some time. Doesn't last long, though, even frozen.
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Horseradish mixed with whipped cream to make a horseradish cream sauce for smoked fish as an appetizer (the fish on a leaf lettuce bed). Had that a few times (mackerel and sea trout). It's so good. One of those horseradish dishes I forgot.

Posted by: RickZ at August 09, 2025 12:22 AM (gKDq2)

281 274

Well... hello now Mr. Monkey.

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 09, 2025 12:23 AM (25kuG)

282 Always wondered how they named the Morningstar.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2025 11:39 PM (mP0Kj)


The Morning Star was Venus, and it was traditionally shown as a spiky ball - I don't know why but that is the classic way of depicting it all the way back to the Greek city states.
The name Lucifer also means morning star, and so I suppose it is the very devil to face in a melee

Posted by: Kindltot at August 09, 2025 12:23 AM (rbvCR)

283 279 A Dutchman thinks they are a sort of sun dial, for determining seasons from the angle of the Sun

www.romandodecahedron.com/the-hypothesis

Posted by: Kindltot at August 09, 2025 12:10 AM (rbvCR)

Sounds exceedingly complicated. Surely the Romans knew how to determine the equinoxes and solstices; they could simply count days. And a simple instrument like an astrolabe would be easier to make for the purpose than a dodecahedron.

Maybe they enjoyed playing Dungeons and Dragons?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2025 12:21 AM (cAJJI)

Is the Roman version Crucifixions and Decimations?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 09, 2025 12:24 AM (ynpvh)

284 She claims it's a geology tool, but it's really to balance her front.
Posted by: girl's got a rack at August 09, 2025 12:13 AM (DgGvY)


You’ve obviously watched it!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 09, 2025 12:24 AM (q1mTS)

285 Guy with the wrench. Yeah, he fucked up. Still...that heartbreaking 'tink' when you over-tighten a bolt is a learning experience.

To his credit, no swearing, no throwing tools, no smashing stuff. Just a sigh, drop the tool, and walk away. Probably the best thing to do at that moment.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 09, 2025 12:25 AM (/y8xj)

286
The Younger Dryas impact theory just got a boost with this paper:
https://tinyurl.com/24epjam9

The lead author there is from the University of SC here. Anyway, they found evidence of comet material in core samples from Baffin Bay at the YD boundary.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 09, 2025 12:25 AM (w6EFb)

287 -
They are called Dodecahedron due to their shape. But nobody really knows what purpose they served.-

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When you are dealing with Romans, it's always buttplugs, all the way down.

Posted by: irright at August 09, 2025 12:25 AM (vIK+M)

288 287 -
They are called Dodecahedron due to their shape. But nobody really knows what purpose they served.-

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When you are dealing with Romans, it's always buttplugs, all the way down.

Posted by: irright at August 09, 2025 12:25 AM (vIK+M)

I thought it was the Greeks that were into the butt stuff...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 09, 2025 12:26 AM (ynpvh)

289
276 Let's not forget the greatest sauce from England...Worcestershire sauce which is derived from a recipe from the mid 1800's and still produces from the original recipe to this day.
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 09, 2025 12:19 AM (25kuG)

Worcestershire sauce is believed to be the most similar modern sauce to Garum, a fermented sauce used heavily throughout the Roman world, and thought to have somehow survived in rural England through the centuries.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 09, 2025 12:26 AM (q+E/R)

290 Well... hello now Mr. Monkey.
Posted by: Nightwatch

How's the neighborhood? Are the natives restless?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at August 09, 2025 12:26 AM (RT3YC)

291 289
276 Let's not forget the greatest sauce from England...Worcestershire sauce which is derived from a recipe from the mid 1800's and still produces from the original recipe to this day.
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 09, 2025 12:19 AM (25kuG)

Worcestershire sauce is believed to be the most similar modern sauce to Garum, a fermented sauce used heavily throughout the Roman world, and thought to have somehow survived in rural England through the centuries.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 09, 2025 12:26 AM (q+E/R)

Garum was the alien on Deep Space 9...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 09, 2025 12:27 AM (ynpvh)

292 Brown Butter Evangelist 🍉@krysilove

The dildo situation at the WNBA games was never funny. I look at it the same way as when they throw bananas at Black soccer players in Europe. It's ridiculous and it should get people permanently banned
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Wa, What? They throw bananas at black players in Europe?
That's racist. Thought Europe was anti-racist.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 09, 2025 12:28 AM (I1XLT)

293 -
David French's anus is full of sadness.
Posted by: Black Dildo at August 09, 2025 12:18 AM-
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And dodecahedrons.

Posted by: The Romans at August 09, 2025 12:28 AM (vIK+M)

294 Kindltot at August 09, 2025 12:07 AM

I have to be careful with commercial horseradish because of the sulfites in it. It turns brown after grating.

From what I remember from my maternal grandparents' stories, you grate it into vinegar soon before you intend to use it. Maybe outdoors to keep from weeping.

I like horseradish slathered on a browned pot roast before finishing the low temperature phase of cooking. Changes the flavor, isn't hot. Haven't made it in years.

Posted by: KT at August 09, 2025 12:30 AM (7vIsy)

295 A flail does not necessarily have a morning star on the end of it. In fact, most flails were blunt crushing weapons.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at August 09, 2025 12:31 AM (TdCYS)

296 Publius - Out earlier tonight,. Is full moon? Very clear here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2025 12:31 AM (XeU6L)

297 Some brands of Worcestershire Sauce do contain anchovies (fish). Specifically, these four brands of Worcestershire Sauce contain fish: French’s, Heinz, Holbrooks, and Lea And Perrins.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 09, 2025 12:31 AM (q1mTS)

298 -
I thought it was the Greeks that were into the butt stuff...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 09, 2025 12:26 AM-

Some invent, some perfect.

Posted by: The Romans at August 09, 2025 12:31 AM (vIK+M)

299
Dave's Insanity.

For when you need to introduce a fool (in my case, an Indian co-worker, who said that He would be the Judge of hot) to "hot sauce".

He took the bottle home for lunch, and had his mother prepare a dish. He returned, admitted (1) defeat, and (2) that he was still hurting about 3 hours later. Heh.

Posted by: Arbalest at August 09, 2025 12:33 AM (FlRtG)

300 293 -
David French's anus is full of sadness.
Posted by: Black Dildo at August 09, 2025 12:18 AM-
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And dodecahedrons.

Posted by: The Romans at August 09, 2025 12:28 AM (vIK+M)

Are they green?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 09, 2025 12:33 AM (ynpvh)

301 The dodecahedra are for knitting gloves: see my comment at 174.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 09, 2025 12:35 AM (q1mTS)

302 Sounds exceedingly complicated. Surely the Romans knew how to determine the equinoxes and solstices; they could simply count days. And a simple instrument like an astrolabe would be easier to make for the purpose than a dodecahedron.

Maybe they enjoyed playing Dungeons and Dragons?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2025 12:21 AM (cAJJI)


Possibly, but they are not Roman, they are only found in Germanic lands, and also remember that the first developments usually are complicated and overbuilt, like Gastrophetes and arbolests coming before crossbows.
Refinements come after the initial develpment.

The argument that they were used for knitting falls apart with the analysis of the objects for repetitive wear: the knobs don't show wear around the necks, but they do show wear where you would expect on the knobs if the object were regularly set on the ground in various faces.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 09, 2025 12:35 AM (rbvCR)

303 Go, Donut.

Posted by: 80's music fan at August 09, 2025 12:35 AM (YlWIZ)

304 lay Travis@ClayTravis . 5h

A color map of which states are betting which colors on the next dildo to hit the WNBA courts.
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https://tinyurl.com/bdh6t92x

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 09, 2025 12:36 AM (I1XLT)

305 >> Is full moon? Very clear here.

Yep. Exact moment of syzygy was 11:54PM EDT, a little less than a hour ago.

And this is the Sturgeon Moon.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 09, 2025 12:36 AM (w6EFb)

306 Garum was the alien on Deep Space 9...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 09, 2025 12:27 AM

Just watched Andrew Robinson in a role I had forgotten he played. Annoying dumbshit police brass in Cobra. I thought I liked the guy in everything before I saw that.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at August 09, 2025 12:37 AM (TdCYS)

307 Mike,

High Loon will be 1:32AM here. That's close enough for you as well, our longitude is very close. So if you want to go out and howl at it then, that's the time.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 09, 2025 12:38 AM (w6EFb)

308 -
David French's anus is full of sadness.
Posted by: Black Dildo at August 09, 2025 12:18 AM-
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And dodecahedrons.

Posted by: The Romans at August 09, 2025 12:28 AM (vIK+M)

Are they green?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 09, 2025 12:33 AM--
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Unsure, but it would completely believable for David French's anus to be seeking government subsidies.

Posted by: The Romans at August 09, 2025 12:39 AM (vIK+M)

309
Oh, and there will be a nice conjunction of Venus (in Morning Star mode) and Jove the morning of the 12th. Jupiter has swung around to the morning side. Provided the weather cooperates, look east about 2 hours before local sunrise, and you should see a nice show.

And, there will be UFO reports from this.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 09, 2025 12:41 AM (w6EFb)

310 High Loon will be 1:32AM here. That's close enough for you as well, our longitude is very close. So if you want to go out and howl at it then, that's the time.
Posted by: publius
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Hmm. probably better not. So far, the neighbors regard me as only a harmless eccentric.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2025 12:44 AM (XeU6L)

311 You’ve obviously watched it!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit


Love the cute-girls-doing-cute-things anime. Who knew geology was cute?

Posted by: mikeski at August 09, 2025 12:45 AM (DgGvY)

312 be

ugh

Posted by: The Romans at August 09, 2025 12:45 AM (vIK+M)

313 Didn’t know about the wear evidence: hypotheses non fingo.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 09, 2025 12:46 AM (q1mTS)

314 Anyone ever try to count how many times 'Lea & Perrins' is printed on the label?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2025 12:47 AM (XeU6L)

315 The central valley in Commiefornia used to produce an abundance of fruits and vegetables including Horseradish.

The cutting off of water to the central valley by Lamocrate policies over the last 10 years have pretty much destroyed this economy.


Keep voting Lamocrate.

Newsome 2028.... 💩

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 09, 2025 12:47 AM (25kuG)

316 @ClayTravis . 5h
A color map of which states are betting which colors on the next dildo to hit the WNBA courts.

https://tinyurl.com/bdh6t92x
Posted by: Braenyard


Imagine explaining this to someone from 1963.

Heck, 1983.

Posted by: mikeski at August 09, 2025 12:48 AM (DgGvY)

317 Didn’t know about the wear evidence: hypotheses non fingo.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 09, 2025 12:46 AM (q1mTS)


I love wear evidence. Once objects are made, they are used in typical manners, and that use wears them in specific patterns.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 09, 2025 12:48 AM (rbvCR)

318 Publius - thanks for the Younger Dryas comet debris paper link!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 09, 2025 12:48 AM (q1mTS)

319 Weapon of choice: cudgel. Anything that doesn't *stick into* the enemy-- I want to be able to SMACK AGAIN (and again) quickly!

No 'potions' for me. Everything poses a trade-off of some kind, ya know?

Skater kid is inspirational! Go, girl!

Quds are liars. Why do they get the time of day from anyone?

I learned how to flip eggs (and other foods) like that. Practice! Can be messy while learning, LOL

Howdy, horde!

Great content, Weirddave!

Posted by: JQ has... opinions on stuff... at August 09, 2025 12:50 AM (rdVOm)

320 Publius - thanks for the Younger Dryas comet debris paper link!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 09, 2025 12:48 AM (q1mTS)

Yes, that was interesting. Would the Younger Dryas impact also be related to the one that formed the Carolina Bays?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2025 12:52 AM (Jhqzr)

321 290

My next-door neighbor went and fired semi-auto rounds of at 2 AM a couple of weeks ago at perceived Armenian gang threats (his people) which totally freaked out my daughter whose window was just next to the driveway.... other than that...ya know...

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 09, 2025 12:55 AM (25kuG)

322 I suppose the next mystery is the Nebraska Rainwater Basins and the Carolina bays . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at August 09, 2025 12:55 AM (rbvCR)

323
This is fascinating from the paper, putting together their scenario for the Younger Dryas impact. It wasn't one giant impact, but more like a shotgun blast, and one with a lot of buckshot.

On a faithful day some 12,800 year ago, the Erf slammed into the debris tail of comet break up. This comet was likely the progenitor of the Taurid stream, and current Comet Encke is likely a remnant.

The Northern hemisphere, particularly NA, was deluged with airbursts. A shitton of dust and soot was deposited in the atmosphere, triggering a several year "impact winter" event.

The shockwaves and all that destabilized the ice sheet margins, leading to the collpase of some of those glacial lakes and a bunch of freshwater going into the ocean, which messed up the thermohaline circulation. Temp dropped 18F, and sea level rose 16' in a very short time.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 09, 2025 12:56 AM (w6EFb)

324 Sock Monkey!!!!


Thank you!


Whoohoooooo!

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 09, 2025 12:57 AM (giVIm)

325 >>Guy with the wrench. Yeah, he fucked up. Still...that heartbreaking 'tink' when you over-tighten a bolt is a learning experience.

>>To his credit, no swearing, no throwing tools, no smashing stuff. Just a sigh, drop the tool, and walk away. Probably the best thing to do at that moment.
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Ugh! BTDT.

Sad...

Posted by: JQ has... opinions on stuff... at August 09, 2025 01:00 AM (rdVOm)

326 >> Would the Younger Dryas impact also be related to the one that formed the Carolina Bays?

Yes, a lot of people link those. I'm trying to remember. One idea is ejecta from impacts.

Imagine you a get a touching airburst, or even a impact from big fragment on top of a big glacial ice sheet. It throw chunks of glacial ice far and wide. That had something to do with the Carolina bay theory.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 09, 2025 01:02 AM (w6EFb)

327 The shockwaves and all that destabilized the ice sheet margins, leading to the collpase of some of those glacial lakes and a bunch of freshwater going into the ocean, which messed up the thermohaline circulation. Temp dropped 18F, and sea level rose 16' in a very short time.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 09, 2025 12:56 AM (w6EFb)


There is a theory (not loved by anyone) that Drake's Passage was iced over from South America to Antarctica, which moderated the temperature and storminess in the Southern hemisphere, and that when the ocean level rose, it floated the ice sheet off its moorings and broke up, to both increase the storminess, change the climate to cooler weather in South America, and raise the ocean level yet further.

To date the only evidence is secondary, and it is helped along only with a lot of handwaving.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 09, 2025 01:02 AM (rbvCR)

328 Thank you for the ONT Dave.

Needed it.

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 09, 2025 01:03 AM (25kuG)

329 Sock Monkey!!!!


Thank you!


Whoohoooooo!
Posted by: nurse ratched

Everything arrived intact?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at August 09, 2025 01:05 AM (RT3YC)

330 Beaver brand horseradish is processed in Beaverton, but it's grown on the east side of the Cascades on the Oregon/California border in the Tule Lake valley.
I'm not sure as to which is hotter, Beaver xtra or wasabi, but they'll both clean out your sinuses.

Posted by: buddhaha at August 09, 2025 01:09 AM (ha888)

331
Our current period is called the Holocene, which sort of means "whole new". A whole new world. That was after the temperature rebounded from the Younger Dryas. This is our modern world, the last half of which is pretty much all of known human history.

Before then, there were a bunch of megafauna species roaming NA. Mammoths, elephants, woolly rhinos, lions, and other big cats. Also giant beavers (the size of a bear) and giants sloths. Also humans, the Clovis culture.

They all got extinctified.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 09, 2025 01:10 AM (w6EFb)

332 Anyone ever try to count how many times 'Lea & Perrins' is printed on the label?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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No takers, huh?

The official count, outside the wrapper is 9, front label 43, (37 in the black border,)back label 3, total 55 Lea & Perrins's.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2025 01:11 AM (XeU6L)

333 To date the only evidence is secondary, and it is helped along only with a lot of handwaving.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 09, 2025 01:02 AM (rbvCR)

There are a lot of 'weather' and climate stuff we don't understand... like right now the Arctic is loosing Ice, while the Antarctic is gaining Ice at a record pace.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 09, 2025 01:12 AM (mP0Kj)

334 325 >>Guy with the wrench. Yeah, he fucked up. Still...that heartbreaking 'tink' when you over-tighten a bolt is a learning experience.

>>To his credit, no swearing, no throwing tools, no smashing stuff. Just a sigh, drop the tool, and walk away. Probably the best thing to do at that moment.
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Torque Wrench

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 09, 2025 01:12 AM (I1XLT)

335 I'm not sure as to which is hotter, Beaver xtra or wasabi, but they'll both clean out your sinuses.
Posted by: buddhaha

I prefer the Xtra. The Wasabi is good and hot but it's green, which always looks wierd on a sandwich.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at August 09, 2025 01:15 AM (RT3YC)

336 Mana mana

Doot doo de doo doo...


Yeah, hahaha

Posted by: JQ has... opinions on stuff... at August 09, 2025 01:16 AM (rdVOm)

337 330

YES! Did the Beaver with a roast a month ago. Eye watering with a distinct mouth pop and a finish down the throat that required a swallow of wine to quell the fire.

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 09, 2025 01:18 AM (25kuG)

338 Has anyone had the Niçoise dish pissaladière? It’s apparently a kind of pizza with fermented anchovy bits as the topping. The topping is called pissalat in French and is apparently very close to one version of the old Roman garum. Wikipedia says pissalat is similar to the recipe for siqqu, from the Mesopotamian Culinary Treatise of the 2nd millennium BC (c. 1700 BC) and also similar to garum (juice or sauce, Latin, from Roman antiquity). The name comes from peis salat in Niçard and means 'salted fish'. It is made from anchovy puree flavoured with cloves, thyme, bay leaf and black pepper mixed with olive oil.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 09, 2025 01:18 AM (q1mTS)

339 I used to babysit a very sweet little girl. She was about 2 at the time (early 80s) and she. just. LOVED. The Muppet Show.

"Doot de doot" she called it.

Wonder where/how she's doing now? Lost track of her & her mom over the years.

Posted by: JQ has... opinions on stuff... at August 09, 2025 01:19 AM (rdVOm)

340 My high school hotrod gang ( we'd work on cars together) had one member who joined the Navy. When he got back, we finally prohibited him from using anything but a torque wrench after the third broken bolt/stud.
Working as a machinist mate aboard a DE with a diesel engine where you can stand on the piston tops when the head is off is not good training for merely mortal gas engines.

Posted by: buddhaha at August 09, 2025 01:19 AM (ha888)

341 "pissalat"

Uh... sorry. Anything that looks like "piss a lot" is NOT going into my mouth!

Posted by: JQ has... opinions on stuff... at August 09, 2025 01:21 AM (rdVOm)

342 Betting the kid invests in a torque wrench. Betting that was a head bolt. Not a fun extraction.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at August 09, 2025 12:18 AM (RT3YC)

Aren't head bolts torque to yeald? Like grade 14 or some shit. I would think there would be a greater release when it snapped if it was a head bolt. He also never actually shows the bolt. I've only done one head replacement, years ago, on a isuzu off highway diesel and had a journeyman mech doing most of the work. It involved some sort of clocking attachment to the wrench. AOP probably knows what I'm talking about.
Anyway I think that video is faked.

Posted by: Reforger at August 09, 2025 01:23 AM (h5TUr)

343 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

As part of our vow renewal at our upcoming anniversary party (#2weeks), the pastor asked both of us to answer 20 questions.

I am not kidding when I say that it was eerie how many of them both of us answered with almost identical responses! 😲😲😲

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 09, 2025 01:26 AM (SRRAx)

344 New torque wrenches have a slip clutch for lack of a better word.
Dial in the setting and ease up to it. My old SnapOn has a dial indicator in front of the handle.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 09, 2025 01:28 AM (I1XLT)

345 Anyway I think that video is faked.
Posted by: Reforger


Cynically, you're probably right. Why have a camera set up for that? And the headlamp in the brightly-lit room, just so he could take it off in disgust.....

But what did he expect to happen? He was using a breaker bar!

Posted by: mikeski at August 09, 2025 01:29 AM (DgGvY)

346 Hello, TiFW! Glad to 'see' you.

Congrats on your anniversary!

Posted by: JQ has... opinions on stuff... at August 09, 2025 01:29 AM (rdVOm)

347 343

Evening Teresa,

Blessings to you and your Husband on your vow renewals.

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 09, 2025 01:30 AM (25kuG)

348 Aren't head bolts torque to yeald? Like grade 14 or some shit. I would think there would be a greater release when it snapped if it was a head bolt. He also never actually shows the bolt. I've only done one head replacement, years ago, on a isuzu off highway diesel and had a journeyman mech doing most of the work. It involved some sort of clocking attachment to the wrench. AOP probably knows what I'm talking about.
Anyway I think that video is faked.
Posted by: Reforger at August 09, 2025 01:23 AM (h5TUr)

There is a thing called a torque-angle gauge, which is basically a protractor device. You torque to X torque value, attach the gauge, and move the bolt head an additional angle of degrees. I don't think torque-to-yield head bolts showed up in mainstream automotive applications until the early '90's. Studebaker V8's have 18 bolts per head, and they are 7/16 NC, and Grade 5. They can definitely be reused, unless somehow damaged.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2025 01:33 AM (Ufl/X)

349 Looks like he was using a straight bar in 1/2-inch with a reduction down to a 3/8-inch socket so maybe not a head bolt?

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 09, 2025 01:34 AM (25kuG)

350 Head bolts...

I was taught (not in a classroom, but...) that you followed the specified sequence *several* times:

1st pass-- just to "snug" by feel

2nd pass-- 20lb less than final value

3rd pass-- 10lb less than final value

4th pass-- final torque value

Posted by: JQ has... opinions on stuff... at August 09, 2025 01:34 AM (rdVOm)

351 New torque wrenches have a slip clutch for lack of a better word.
Dial in the setting and ease up to it. My old SnapOn has a dial indicator in front of the handle.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 09, 2025 01:28 AM (I1XLT)

I have an ancient Snap-On inch-pound torque wrench that belonged to my father. Round dial, reads 0-150 inch pounds in either direction. You just pull on it until the dial reaches your desired torque value, then stop. I used it this week to to torque the valve body bolts in the transmission I am doing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2025 01:37 AM (Ufl/X)

352
Well, thanks to Mike mentioning it, I had to go out an observe High Loon. Clouds had moved in, but it was still shining nicely. Altitude was 36 deg, higher than the Sun at winter solstice here, 32 degrees. Still relatively low, but nothing like June this year, where the altitude was 26.5 degrees, and 26.1 the day after full moon.

That was the lowest we'll see the full moon for another 18.6 years. Things worked out just right to get full moon very close to the solstice and minimum declination during the peak of the 18.6 major lunistice cycle.

The Moon is a harsh orbital mistress with all her cycles.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 09, 2025 01:38 AM (w6EFb)

353 Looks like he was using a straight bar in 1/2-inch with a reduction down to a 3/8-inch socket so maybe not a head bolt?
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 09, 2025 01:34 AM (25kuG)



Also extension pointed straight down. If he was working on a V8, that would rule out a head bolt. Carb flange bolt, maybe? And if he was using a reducer and 3/8 drive socket, maybe the "ting" was the socket splitting?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2025 01:39 AM (Ufl/X)

354 > how does one unsubscribe from this list?

- - - - - - -
THERE'S NO WAY OUT!! AHH! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! NOW WE'VE GOT YOU! AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO! HA HA AHH HA HA!!!

Posted by: As not seen on TV at August 09, 2025 01:40 AM (1AZG0)

355 352

Thank you for the celestial observation points.

With that, I will take wine glass in hand, step out into the night,

and observe.

Goodnight, Horde.

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 09, 2025 01:43 AM (25kuG)

356 Aren't head bolts torque to yeald?

Not necessarily. I think most newer diesel engines use TTY. I don't know about newer gas engines except Subaru, which is TTY. Older Chevy and Ford weren't TTY but I can't ever remember any of my wrench twisting friends ever reusing a head bolt.TTY requires a specific torque pattern but you can definitely snap a head off. I don't mess around at that level anymore, I know a guy. I did just finish putting a new cylinder and crank in my baby Stihl yesterday but it came fully assembled.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at August 09, 2025 01:43 AM (RT3YC)

357 old SnapOn has a dial indicator...
Posted by: Braenyard
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Old?!!..Dial.indicator?
My first torque wrench was a 50# max Craftsman, with a beam mounted on the socket connection extending parallel to the shaft and bent 90 degrees to create a pointer, which was over a plate, engraved with numbers that was fastened to the shaft with the numbers extending at a right angle to the shaft. 0 to 50 to the right and 0 to 50 to the left. As you tested on the handle, the beam would deflect to the pressure applied.
I rarely use it, but it's still in the original box in one tool cabinet out in the garage.

Posted by: buddhaha at August 09, 2025 01:44 AM (ha888)

358 I have an ancient Snap-On inch-pound torque wrench that belonged to my father. Round dial, reads 0-150 inch pounds in either direction. You just pull on it until the dial reaches your desired torque value, then stop. I used it this week to to torque the valve body bolts in the transmission I am doing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2025 01:37 AM (Ufl/X)

I have 2 inch pound torque drivers, 1/4 through 3/4 torque wrenches. Plus a 4 to 1, 3/4 to 1 inch MAC torque multiplyer. My shitty to get around having to buy a 1" torque wrench. 8 in all plus the multiplyer.

All sitting in cases on shelves in my shop as I'm WAY out of the heavy equipment gig.

Posted by: Reforger at August 09, 2025 01:46 AM (h5TUr)

359 Deflecting beam torque wrenches are a b!tch when you're not able to look straight-on at the scale. Like, when working at an awkward angle in enclosed spaces...

Otherwise, they're okay.

Posted by: JQ has... opinions on stuff... at August 09, 2025 01:48 AM (rdVOm)

360 The roller-skating comeback kid made my day.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 09, 2025 01:48 AM (WZFEa)

361 Good night Horde, I need to be energized in the morning.

Teresa, I am not surprised about you and Mr. TIFW having so many similar answers, 45 years is a testament to both of you!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 09, 2025 01:49 AM (0nHVk)

362 Ea-Nasir is one great example of people behaving pretty much the same despite the passage of thousands of years and advancing technology. Onfim is another - he was a kid in medieval Russia. Novgorod had schools in the city for children, and Onfim was elementary-school age; he lost his homework/assignments/whatever and they were perfectly preserved in clay soil until discovered in the modern era. Doodles, blocky child-written letters, bad spelling, a note from one of his friends - excepting that the doodles are badly drawn knights and medieval stuff rather than badly drawn airplanes and cars, you look at it and think, yup, nothing has changed mentally in a thousand years.

Posted by: Locarno at August 09, 2025 01:50 AM (wiYsG)

363 G-night all.

Posted by: Reforger at August 09, 2025 01:54 AM (h5TUr)

364 I have an ancient Snap-On inch-pound torque wrench that belonged to my father. Round dial, reads 0-150 inch pounds in either direction. You just pull on it until the dial reaches your desired torque value, then stop. I used it this week to to torque the valve body bolts in the transmission I am doing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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That sounds like what I was describing. I guess you could call it ancient; I bought it around '66, when I moved away from.guys who I could borrow a torque wrench from.
Excuse me, "from whom I could borrow." 😁

Posted by: buddhaha at August 09, 2025 01:55 AM (ha888)

365 Old?!!..Dial.indicator?
My first torque wrench was a 50# max Craftsman, with a beam mounted on the socket connection extending parallel to the shaft and bent 90 degrees to create a pointer, which was over a plate, engraved with numbers that was fastened to the shaft with the numbers extending at a right angle to the shaft. 0 to 50 to the right and 0 to 50 to the left. As you tested on the handle, the beam would deflect to the pressure applied.
I rarely use it, but it's still in the original box in one tool cabinet out in the garage.
Posted by: buddhaha at August 09, 2025 01:44 AM (ha88

AFAIK, beam type torque wrenches are still made. Pretty hard for them to go out of calibration. The click-type ones, you are relying on internal mechanism to remain in calibration, or else you are just guessing. The dial-type Snap-On I have seems to be basically a dial indicator gauging the deflection of an internal beam, I think.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2025 01:57 AM (Ufl/X)

366 My 'Crapsman' clicker torque wrench exploded one day when the plastic (!) lock ring broke.

Replacement guarantee??? LOL! B!tch at the counter told me it's "not a hand tool" and said it had only a 1-year warranty. Wanted to see the purchase receipt. Huh? (It was a gift.)

I looked at it, turned it over a couple times & told her I didn't see a cord, and asked how it's *not* a "hand tool"??

Fk Sears. No wonder they went T.U.

Posted by: JQ has... opinions on stuff... at August 09, 2025 01:58 AM (rdVOm)

367 B!tch at the counter told me it's "not a hand tool"
Posted by: JQ


She must have used hers WNBA-style.

Posted by: mikeski at August 09, 2025 02:03 AM (DgGvY)

368 LOL, Mikeski-- it happened about 20 years ago. Don't know if WNBA was anything at that time. (Was it *ever*?)

Little b!tch was barely 20 years old. Probably didn't even know what TF I had in my hands. Of course, Sears was starting to go under by then, and so probably all employees were told to reject all the returns that they could.

Posted by: JQ has... opinions on stuff... at August 09, 2025 02:08 AM (rdVOm)

369 it happened about 20 years ago. Don't know if WNBA was anything at that time. (Was it *ever*?)
Posted by: JQ


* checks *

Created in '96, started playing in '97. So almost 30 years ago?

If you would have asked me that at Bar Trivia Night, I'd have said they've been playing about 15-20 years. And even "our" "local" team has been around since '99.

So, in answer to your last question: No. No, it was not ever.

Posted by: mikeski at August 09, 2025 02:14 AM (DgGvY)

370 We had a guy who would regularly break 1/4 -20 stainless allen head bolts off. not car stuff. Then they gave him taps to clean the hole first !! broke those easily. I told him to just use a modified bolt to clean the holes out. just ground some flats on it like a tap. Couldn't understand why the taps broke so easily "" well they said to use them""Every one he broke had to be spark eroded out. We used to steal the taps every time he got some. Totally incapable of learning to go easy on them. no torque except tight with 222 blue loctite. he would bend over at the waist to pick up 75 lb parts.

Posted by: Lord Percy at August 09, 2025 02:16 AM (nftVU)

371 Last dealings with Sears: my dryer heating element fried. (Old dryer, of course, and internet wasn't so great yet)

Called Sears. Gave make, model, serial # of dryer and asked for a new element. Kid says OK and sends me one, charged to my SearsCard.

Wrong. Doesn't fit. Not even close! So, I took it to the store to return & credit my account.

Manager got snippy with me, that *I* ordered the wrong part, and they cannot accept the return. Well, I explained, I did NOT order any specific part number-- the customer service person decided which part I needed and he was wrong...

Took a while, but I got the charge removed. As soon as the ZERO balance statement arrived, I closed my account. F 'em.

Posted by: JQ has... opinions on stuff... at August 09, 2025 02:17 AM (rdVOm)

372
I got interested in the history of what's dubbed "Lunar Theory", basically the equations that tell you where the Moon gonna be at at some time in the future.

Think of simple Keplerian ellipse. The Moon, due to all the perturbations and complexities deviates from that. By the mid 18th century, they were getting good, and needed about 30 extra perturbation terms for those deviations.

By the start of the 20th Century, it was up to 1400 terms. Now mind you, this was done before computers.

When computers came along, direct numerical integration of the mess of the whole solar system became possible, and that has taken over. JPL's DE440 is the current gold standard.

However, analytical work still continues, and some Frog group has the latest and greatest. It has tens of thousands of perturbation terms. With the numerical methods, you can miss interesting periodic behavior. By working out these 10s of thousands of periodic deviations, they're looking for interesting cycles.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 09, 2025 02:17 AM (w6EFb)

373 4th pass-- final torque value
Posted by: JQ has
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and follow the pattern

If you don't need something like Snap On, I've had good luck with Stanley tools. They have better metal and better ergonomics than similar priced tools. The only tool that broke is a 1/4" ratchet and I'll never say that I abused the 1/4" to 3/8" drive booster socket with a cheater pipe.

However, when it broke (10yrs) I called Stanley and the lady said, we'll send you a new one". - Where do I mail the old one for verification? "Not necessary" OK, that's good business.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 09, 2025 02:18 AM (I1XLT)

374 Well, past midnight here. Time for me to go to bed. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2025 02:23 AM (Ufl/X)

375 I interviewed for Honda, had physical test moving boxes from shelves etc., got hired production line. Somebody told me if you lifted wrong no job. Was jyst straight torque at the time no tty..

Posted by: Lord Percy at August 09, 2025 02:23 AM (nftVU)

376 >>and follow the pattern...
Posted by: Braenyard
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Yes. Follow the pattern *each pass*

Posted by: JQ has... opinions on stuff... at August 09, 2025 02:23 AM (rdVOm)

377 'Night, AOP

Posted by: JQ has... opinions on stuff... at August 09, 2025 02:24 AM (rdVOm)

378 In Rome Empire there was a fish sauce that went on everything.
Like Chic Fil A sause.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 10:23 PM (gbOdA)

One of their favorite delicacies was lampreys. Today in Wisconsin you can buy them in bait shops as "suckers".

Posted by: pjungwir at August 09, 2025 02:28 AM (q4wrI)

379 Heading for the sandman, too. Happy dreams.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 09, 2025 02:29 AM (I1XLT)

380 Fun moment driving home from work yesterday morning. A nice sports car (Lexus, maybe) drove in front of me on the interstate. Under the car, I saw a small fire. Some piece of his car, under the trunk, was on fire. It suddenly flashed and fell of the car, towards my car. It went under me so no damage but he quickly pulled over. Not sure what it was. I was on the Beltway so I kept going. Just curious what piece of car that was. Kind of close to the fuel tank I would think.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 09, 2025 02:34 AM (PGK1w)

381 Hi, Puddleglum!

>>Under the car, I saw a small fire. Some piece of his car, under the trunk, was on fire. It suddenly flashed and fell of the car, towards my car. It went under me so no damage but he quickly pulled over.

Wonder if the guy ahead of you had a 'friend' what pulled some practical joke on him?

Posted by: JQ has... opinions on stuff... at August 09, 2025 02:37 AM (rdVOm)

382
Yeah, I'm late. I'm always late to these things. Oh, sure, I collect "firsts", but that's because I was so late for the previous thread that I happened to log in here at the turning of the tide, as it were.

Anyway, Nature called me to be awake now. I respectfully disagree and am going back to sleep. Keep it down in here, would ya?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at August 09, 2025 02:41 AM (Tv15w)

383 I worked with a pair of brothers. Younger bro bought a new car... and couple weeks later moaned about some strange new noise.

Older bro had put a zip-tie on the drive shaft. LOL.

Posted by: JQ has... opinions on stuff... at August 09, 2025 02:41 AM (rdVOm)

384 I worked with a pair of brothers. Younger bro bought a new car... and couple weeks later moaned about some strange new noise.

Older bro had put a zip-tie on the drive shaft. LOL.
Posted by: JQ


And then older bro told him to take it back to the dealership so they could check the muffler bearing?

Posted by: mikeski at August 09, 2025 02:43 AM (DgGvY)

385 >>And then older bro told him to take it back to the dealership so they could check the muffler bearing?
Posted by: mikeski
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Hahaha, I don't know... I just remember younger bro being all upset & then older bro laughing his azz off.

Those were the days.

Posted by: JQ has... opinions on stuff... at August 09, 2025 02:47 AM (rdVOm)

Gojiro Cafe

sculpturedriedwillowbranches.jpg
Sculpture made of dried willow branches

Seagull trolls a cat.

It looks like a leaf. Surprise, it's not a leaf, it's a spider disguised as a leaf.

I'm not afraid of snakes but this first one has me reconsidering my position.

Remember to keep your elephant hydrated.

Horse and reindeer (?) become friends.

Swimming with whales.


Bioluminesence.

Helping a bunny trapped in a skateboard pit.

Odd couple.

A bear is out of control, as usual, but a little yapping dog puts him straight.

Some very elevated and sophisticated male humor, redolent of Balzac.

Glacial lake in Idaho is very nice.

So this is a trend which I can't evaluate. Is it funny, or just dickish? I guess possibly both but if it's too dickish I don't know if it can be funny. Anyway, the trend is walking up/driving up to people who have just had a car accident and telling them "You're not allowed to park here."

You let me know. I don't know what to think of this. It's kind of funny but I remember my couple of crack-ups and I was in no mood at all for joking at the time.

Little scottie terrier has the cutest walk.

Duck loves her puppies.

The right kind of otter.

When you got beef but you got no energy.

This bear is giving me a come hither look and I don't know whether I should trust him. I've been hurt before. And by "hurt" I mean "mauled by bears."

A bear shows off his running speed. He takes steep inclines quickly, too.

Even scarier: A duck in Attack Mode.

Mine!

Husky Orchestra.

Posted by: Ace at 07:30 PM




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1 You say Gojiro, I say Gojira~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 08, 2025 07:33 PM (mlg/3)

2 Something Wicker This Way Comes Cafe

Posted by: tankdemon at August 08, 2025 07:34 PM (jfvTO)

3 That sculpture in the top photo is brilliant. And she's not using a crossbow!

Posted by: JTB at August 08, 2025 07:35 PM (yTvNw)

4
*sound of rotary phone dialing*

Hello? I'd like to order a Café please. Yes, to go. Number 27 in 30 minutes? Thank you.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 07:37 PM (kkTda)

5 Horse and reindeer (?) become friends.


That a reindeer or an elk?

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 08, 2025 07:38 PM (PGK1w)

6 I wouldn't want to be the employee who gets told, "Get the monitor lizard off the shelf and shoo it out. Then clean up the mess. Did it pee?"

Posted by: JuJuBee at August 08, 2025 07:41 PM (yP/Dy)

7 That a reindeer or an elk?
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 08, 2025 07:38 PM (PGK1w)

Elk.

Reindeer are caribous.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 08, 2025 07:43 PM (1Gsou)

8 Father offers product review: 4 month old baby

https://x.com/TheRealCorpBro/status/
1953558541929001060

Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 07:43 PM (AOsQT)

9 6 I wouldn't want to be the employee who gets told, "Get the monitor lizard off the shelf and shoo it out. Then clean up the mess. Did it pee?"
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 08, 2025 07:41 PM (yP/Dy)

Every once in a while, probably once a year, a moose wanders into the hospital through the automatic doors. I assume the moose just wants to warm up, but there are plants indoors too which might look kinda tasty after eating bark all winter.

But I'd rather clean up after a moose than a monitor lizard. Ick.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 08, 2025 07:45 PM (1Gsou)

10 They found a new passage in the back of the Sphinx. It's called the Sphinxter.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 08, 2025 07:45 PM (jxs9b)

11
Scottish Terriers are tough little bastards. One of the few Terrier breeds that can spar in the ring to show their temperament.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 07:45 PM (kkTda)

12 YOU CAN'T PARK THERE!

HEH

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 08, 2025 07:46 PM (nbo+T)

13 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2025 07:46 PM (+qU29)

14 Sculpture made of dried willow branches

Shouldn't that have been added to the cafe right before the ONT got posted?

Posted by: mikeski at August 08, 2025 07:46 PM (DgGvY)

15
Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2025 07:46 PM (+qU29)

_________

Did you bring cake?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 07:47 PM (kkTda)

16 Squeeeee!

Mama sea otter and her baby are adorable! Thank you for the Friday treat, ace! Have a great weekend!

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 08, 2025 07:47 PM (GMlj0)

17 It looks like a leaf. Surprise, it's not a leaf, it's a spider disguised as a leaf.

Aw, hell, where'd I leaf my flammenwerfer?

Posted by: mikeski at August 08, 2025 07:48 PM (DgGvY)

18 up/driving up to people who have just had a car accident and telling them "You're not allowed to park here."

I think the one English bloke had the best and most appropriate response to this form of shenanigans: "Fuck off."

Posted by: When nothing else will do at August 08, 2025 07:49 PM (KOE6H)

19 Snakes are awesome. Sorry not sorry.

What’s with all these people leaving their doors open in rural areas with big, dangerous wildlife? If nothing else, don’t you wanna keep the bugs out?

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 08, 2025 07:49 PM (CqoVr)

20 Glad bears don't live in my neighborhood

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2025 07:50 PM (+qU29)

21 The sculpture is kind of creepy.

Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 07:50 PM (fIo92)

22 Would I be a horrible person if I stuck my leg out and tripped one of these little bastard kids running around on the boat?

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 08, 2025 07:50 PM (GMlj0)

23 ‘Can’t park your car here’ … super dickish and deserving of a beat down. Just saying,

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 08, 2025 07:52 PM (CqoVr)

24 Meh on the sculpture.

No Michelangelo.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 07:52 PM (zZu0s)

25 That 'tusker' sopped up some H2O
Now I know. I've only seen elephants drink from borries of water.. wow guzzle guzzle

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 08, 2025 07:53 PM (VPPG8)

26 Elk.

Reindeer are caribous.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 08, 2025 07:43 PM


And elk are wapitis.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 08, 2025 07:53 PM (0sNs1)

27
Speaking of Jim Lovell, I see the Artemis II mission is scheduled to launch this coming April. It will basically be a repeat of Apollo 8, but won't actually enter lunar orbit, just whip around.

I'm not going to be holding my breath for this thing being on schedule.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 08, 2025 07:53 PM (w6EFb)

28 The sculpture is gorgeous.

We have a collection of trolls here in Western WA. They are made with natural elements and designed to decompose in the next decade or so. They are very cool.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 08, 2025 07:54 PM (GMlj0)

29 Willowed but I think it's worth repeating:

240 160 Sophie Cunningham is not bad looking.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 08, 2025 07:11 PM (PGK1w)

She's my dream girl. A good looking tomboy that stayed straight.
Posted by: polinikes at August 08, 2025 07:14 PM (VofaG)

She's also reportedly conservative, took heat for supposedly being "MAGA".

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at August 08, 2025 07:55 PM (8hxDK)

30 Bears can run 30+ mph. You can’t outrun a bear. Not even close. Not even Usain Bolt.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 08, 2025 07:55 PM (CqoVr)

31 Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 08, 2025 07:53 PM (VPPG

Was that talk to text?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 07:56 PM (zZu0s)

32 30 Bears can run 30+ mph. You can’t outrun a bear. Not even close. Not even Usain Bolt.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 08, 2025 07:55 PM (CqoVr)

*laces up shoes*

I just have to outrun you

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 07:56 PM (gbOdA)

33 Sorta related to the "you can't park here" thing - a close friend who is witty, drove into their neighborhood and a dog had been struck and killed in the road. According to her husband, she stopped, rolled down the window and said, "Stay . . . . . good dog" and drove off. She is very much an animal lover.

Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at August 08, 2025 07:56 PM (ha1wR)

34 Bears can run 30+ mph. You can’t outrun a bear. Not even close. Not even Usain Bolt.

==

Bears can also swim and climb. They can't fly though...

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 07:56 PM (g47mK)

35 You let me know. I don't know what to think of this. It's kind of funny but I remember my couple of crack-ups and I was in no mood at all for joking at the time.

--

It's teenage style humor, likely to get yourself yelled at

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at August 08, 2025 07:57 PM (GIcqz)

36 *laces up shoes*

I just have to outrun you
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 07:56 PM (gbOdA)

*hands over revolver*

Go for a flesh wound.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 07:57 PM (zZu0s)

37 Trump Admin Orders Agencies to Delete All Records of Federal Employee “Vaccination” Status

duh HIPPA

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 07:58 PM (gbOdA)

38 Bears can run 30+ mph. You can’t outrun a bear. Not even close. Not even Usain Bolt.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 08, 2025 07:55 PM


True. Which is why you want to climb a tree. But not just any tree. There is a criterion to selecting a tree.

And if y'all are nice to Hadrian tonight, I will share it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2025 07:59 PM (0sNs1)

39 Jens Hanefeld@GermanAmbUSA . 1 Aug 2016

Germany is affected by the U.S. election. We hope that the chosen candidate will continue to support a strong NATO!


@RichardGrenell . 4h

The new German Ambassador to the U.S. in 2016 when Germany wasn’t paying its fair share to NATO.
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Grenell got a belly full of the Germans while he was stationed there.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 07:59 PM (I1XLT)

40 Bears can also swim and climb. They can't fly though...
Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 07:56 PM


Neither can penguins.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2025 08:00 PM (0sNs1)

41 It's been a hectic day, so I'm kicking back with a beer and watching "Cocaine Sharks".

There are also Cocaine Salmon and Meth Trout. I have to assume there are Crack Catfish and Krokodil Gar Pike out there too.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 08, 2025 08:00 PM (kpS4V)

42 Grenell got a belly full of the Germans while he was stationed there.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 07:59 PM (I1XLT)

...

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 08:00 PM (zZu0s)

43 When I'm hiking in the woods near my place hawks will without fail swoop down towards my 70lb Staffordshire. The pup is always entertained. No idea what the birds see from 40+ feet up but you ain't picking that fat boy off the ground, sorry slick.

Posted by: Arc of a Muff Diver at August 08, 2025 08:01 PM (smrJR)

44 Neither can penguins.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2025 08:00 PM (0sNs1)

neither can people

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 08:02 PM (g47mK)

45 Grenell got a belly full of the Germans while he was stationed there.
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Phrasing?!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 08, 2025 08:02 PM (kpS4V)

46 Glad monitor lizards don't live hete either

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2025 08:03 PM (+qU29)

47 Actually fucking with people who just had a life problem is always dickish.

But theoretically it's funny.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 08:03 PM (VofaG)

48 Grenell got a belly full of the Germans while he was stationed there.
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Phrasing?!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 08, 2025 08:02 PM (kpS4V)
——

I eat cannibals

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 08, 2025 08:03 PM (CqoVr)

49 >>>You let me know. I don't know what to think of this. It's kind of funny but I remember my couple of crack-ups and I was in no mood at all for joking at the time.

It's dickish. It's funny.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 08:03 PM (i24o9)

50 Ursa Bolt can outrun a bear.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 08, 2025 08:04 PM (63Dwl)

51 22
'Would I be a horrible person if I stuck my leg out and tripped one of these little bastard kids running around on the boat?'

Only one way to find out.
(Report back if you do)

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 08, 2025 08:05 PM (3wi/L)

52 Remember to keep your elephant hydrated.

Chug-a-lug chug-a-lug

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 08, 2025 08:05 PM (L/fGl)

53 Remember to keep your elephant hydrated.

Sounds like a euphemism.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 08:06 PM (zZu0s)

54 There are also Cocaine Salmon and Meth Trout. I have to assume there are Crack Catfish and Krokodil Gar Pike out there too.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 08, 2025 08:00 PM (kpS4V)

Meth Moccasins

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 08:06 PM (gbOdA)

55 20 Glad bears don't live in my neighborhood
Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2025 07:50 PM (+qU29)
What about sad bears?

Posted by: Eromero at August 08, 2025 08:07 PM (LHPAg)

56 33
'rolled down the window and said, "Stay . . . . . good dog" and drove off. '

HAHahahaha!!

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 08, 2025 08:07 PM (3wi/L)

57 Sad Bears are no fun

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2025 08:08 PM (+qU29)

58 Meth Moccasins
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Nuke the Everglades.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 08, 2025 08:09 PM (kpS4V)

59 A couple's lustful date night ended in terrifying tragedy when their car plunged 1,300 feet off a cliff in Brazil, sending their naked bodies tumbling from the vehicle.

Adriana Ribeiro, 42, and her boyfriend Marcone Cardoso, 26, had parked at an overlook in Venda Nova do Imigrante, in the state of Espirito Santo, on Monday after attending a party.

The pair stopped off at the cliff's edge, which is known as a popular spot for hang-gliding, to lock lips.

CNN reported that the two were having sex at the time and that their movement inside the car led it to tip over the edge.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 08:09 PM (gbOdA)

60 That's amazing piece of artwork.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 08:10 PM (VofaG)

61 'rolled down the window and said, "Stay . . . . . good dog" and drove off. '

HAHahahaha!!

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 08, 2025 08:07 PM (3wi/L)

My kids never miss a chance to wish roadkill "Get well, soon."

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 08:10 PM (i24o9)

62 Meth Moccasins

Nuke the Everglades.
Posted by: All Hail Eris


And make kaiju meth moccasins? Nope!

Posted by: mikeski at August 08, 2025 08:10 PM (DgGvY)

63 Adriana Ribeiro, 42, and her boyfriend Marcone Cardoso, 26

Cougar.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 08:10 PM (zZu0s)

64 Stay . . . . . good dog" and drove off.

Saw a pic, someone nailed a dead dogs hind feet to crossed boards like a Christmas tree and a ball in it's front paws, then stood it up by the roadside.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 08, 2025 08:11 PM (QMSy2)

65 59

'CNN reported that the two were having sex at the time and that their movement inside the car led it to tip over the edge.'

Dumb fucks.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 08, 2025 08:11 PM (3wi/L)

66 A couple's lustful date night ended in terrifying tragedy when their car plunged 1,300 feet off a cliff in Brazil, sending their naked bodies tumbling from the vehicle.

Adriana Ribeiro, 42, and her boyfriend Marcone Cardoso, 26, had parked at an overlook in Venda Nova do Imigrante, in the state of Espirito Santo, on Monday after attending a party.

The pair stopped off at the cliff's edge, which is known as a popular spot for hang-gliding, to lock lips.

CNN reported that the two were having sex at the time and that their movement inside the car led it to tip over the edge.
Posted by: rhennigantx


If the "you can't park here" guy would have gotten to them just a minute sooner.....

Posted by: mikeski at August 08, 2025 08:11 PM (DgGvY)

67 Actress Kelley Mack, 33, has died suddenly from an aggressive brain cancer after getting vaccinated with mRNA.

The up and coming Hollywood star was pressured into taking the shot to be on set for Chicago Med and other films and commercials.

Kelley was diagnosed with diffuse midline glioma, a rare form of brain cancer, in Sept 2024. The turbo cancer spread quickly and overcame her less than a year later.


🤬🤬🤬

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 08:11 PM (rqka2)

68 So drive up and a 23 ft boat launched in the ditch from stopping too fast.
My best friend yells
You cant launch there.
The dude ran after my car trying to kick it.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 08:12 PM (gbOdA)

69 Anyway, the trend is walking up/driving up to people who have just had a car accident and telling them "You're not allowed to park here."

Jerk move.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 08, 2025 08:12 PM (TRQeB)

70 59 A couple's lustful date night ended in terrifying tragedy when their car plunged 1,300 feet off a cliff in Brazil, sending their naked bodies tumbling from the vehicle.

Adriana Ribeiro, 42, and her boyfriend Marcone Cardoso, 26, had parked at an overlook in Venda Nova do Imigrante, in the state of Espirito Santo, on Monday after attending a party.

The pair stopped off at the cliff's edge, which is known as a popular spot for hang-gliding, to lock lips.

CNN reported that the two were having sex at the time and that their movement inside the car led it to tip over the edge.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 08:09 PM (gbOdA)
Risky sex.

Posted by: Eromero at August 08, 2025 08:13 PM (LHPAg)

71 If the "you can't park here" guy would have gotten to them just a minute sooner.....
Posted by: mikeski at August 08, 2025 08:11 PM (DgGvY)

I was hoping he used protection

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 08:13 PM (gbOdA)

72 Due to a scheduling conflict, I will be unable to attend the ONT this evening. If someone would be able to make an excuse for tardiness in my place, it would be much appreciated.

Thank you for your attention on this matter. If you are unable to come up with an excuse on your own (how did you make it through high school?) feel free to ask for suggestions.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 08, 2025 08:13 PM (jfvTO)

73 >>Saw a pic, someone nailed a dead dogs hind feet to crossed boards like a Christmas tree and a ball in it's front paws, then stood it up by the roadside.

Good thing they didn't throw a green dildo at it. That would've crude.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 08:15 PM (viF8m)

74 'CNN reported that the two were having sex at the time and that their movement inside the car led it to tip over the edge.'

Dumb fucks.
Posted by: Dr. Claw


A couple's lustful date night ended in terrifying tragedy when their car plunged 1,300 feet off a cliff in Brazil, sending their naked bodies tumbling from the vehicle.

Sounds more like flying fucks.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 08:15 PM (rqka2)

75 If the van is a rocking it will soon be rocking.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 08:15 PM (VofaG)

76 CNN reported that the two were having sex at the time and that their movement inside the car led it to tip over the edge.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 08:09 PM (gbOdA)

Sounds like a good Darwin candidate.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 08, 2025 08:15 PM (5+Y60)

77 Though humans are rarely mauled by penguins, people are often molested by the foul fowl in a mephitic manner best not described in mixed company.

Posted by: fd at August 08, 2025 08:16 PM (vFG9F)

78 I read that on the internets somewhere.

Posted by: fd at August 08, 2025 08:16 PM (vFG9F)

79 Even the sculptures made of dry willow branches are girl bosses now.

Posted by: eleven at August 08, 2025 08:16 PM (fV+MH)

80 61

'My kids never miss a chance to wish roadkill "Get well, soon."'

One of mine is, "Look, kids. Free cat!"

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 08, 2025 08:16 PM (3wi/L)

81 So drive up and a 23 ft boat launched in the ditch from stopping too fast.
My best friend yells
You cant launch there.
The dude ran after my car trying to kick it.
Posted by: rhennigantx


😂😂😂

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 08:17 PM (rqka2)

82 Policeman shot in Atlanta has died. Current buzz/info/whatever is that shooter believed he was ill from C19 vaccine and intended to attack CDC (dunno if Emory and CDC located close to each other).

In other newz, USAF has arrested airman involved in Sig320 fatality that has sparked a crisis over the safety of that firearm. Charges include a false statement, obstruction of justice, and involuntary manslaughter. So, plot thickens.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 08, 2025 08:17 PM (U/Byj)

83 That creek in Switzerland is man made

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2025 08:19 PM (+qU29)

84 Even the sculptures made of dry willow branches are girl bosses now.
Posted by: eleven


You ever met a dude named "Willow?"

Posted by: mikeski at August 08, 2025 08:19 PM (DgGvY)

85 I guess telling your friend to watch their step after they have already tripped and landed on their face is kind of dickish.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 08:19 PM (VofaG)

86 Re "You can't park here" If it is on TicTok it is likely a dick move. This 'challenge' is a prime example.

Posted by: Rick T at August 08, 2025 08:19 PM (xeXUW)

87 Capts Lewis & Clark of expedition fame, had lots of fun with bears on the upper Missouri 1803-1806.

The journals have some of the best unintended humor or “oops” recorded. Grizzlies hadn’t reallly been seen to the outside world and was unknown to science. The various Indian nations, as they travelled up the river kept regaling them of the size, ferocity, and general orneriness of these bruins.

Lewis got a little cocky, and decided that while the Indians prepared to meet grizzlies in the same ceremonies as going to war, they were obviously no match for modern rifles and besides, we’re a disciplined Army unit. They were all excited about seeing these grizzly’s. Then they started seeing these HUGE tracks. Hmmmm….

The grizz in those days would usually attack on sight. “I’d rather fight two Indians than one of these bears” was his updated opinion. “I rather expect the parties curiosity is pretty well satisfied with respect to these gentlemen”. Another time Lewis was walking on the bank alone, watching something and he discovered a grizzly had snuck up on him “within 20 paces”. He instantly raised his rifle and also recollected it was not loaded. He tried to slowly back away.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 08, 2025 08:19 PM (JiYEK)

88 Switzerland is phony. They sweep a lot of trash under the carpet before the tourists arrive and they hand out Ricola to cover the smell.

Posted by: Trenton Is Nicer at August 08, 2025 08:20 PM (G5+As)

89 'My kids never miss a chance to wish roadkill "Get well, soon."'


I’ve always wanted to get a helium filled “Get Well Soon” balloon and tie it to a leg.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 08:20 PM (rqka2)

90 Star Trek is on. It's the one where AI gets ahold of the Enterprise and it goes about as well as you would expect.

Posted by: fd at August 08, 2025 08:20 PM (vFG9F)

91 CNN reported that the two were having sex at the time and that their movement inside the car led it to tip over the edge.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Sounds like a good Darwin candidate.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


They almost made it.....

Posted by: zombie Charles Darwin at August 08, 2025 08:20 PM (DgGvY)

92 That didn’t work, the bear immediately took off at a full gallop. Lewis later said that he vowed from then on never to leave his rifle unloaded longer than the time it took to reload it.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 08, 2025 08:21 PM (SH3As)

93 Trump Admin Orders Agencies to Delete All Records of Federal Employee “Vaccination” Status

duh HIPPA
Posted by: rhennigantx


Aww... no more participation trophies for them!

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 08, 2025 08:22 PM (TRQeB)

94 I guess telling your friend to watch their step after they have already tripped and landed on their face is kind of dickish.
Posted by: polynikes


"Smooth move, Ex-Lax."

Posted by: 1980s dickishness at August 08, 2025 08:22 PM (DgGvY)

95 90 Star Trek is on. It's the one where AI gets ahold of the Enterprise and it goes about as well as you would expect.
Posted by: fd at August 08, 2025 08:20 PM (vFG9F)

Daystrum 5000

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 08:22 PM (gbOdA)

96 Unless things have changed, Brazil had plenty of "love hotels" on the outskirts of every city and town of any size. Never got to Espiritu Santo, but the couple may have had that option. Sad!!

Posted by: rhomboid at August 08, 2025 08:22 PM (U/Byj)

97 "CNN reported that the two were having sex at the time and that their movement inside the car led it to tip over the edge.
Posted by: rhennigantx

What a way to go. Or come. As the case may be.

Posted by: fd at August 08, 2025 08:22 PM (vFG9F)

98 Adriana Ribeiro, 42, and her boyfriend Marcone Cardoso, 26, had parked at an overlook in Venda Nova do Imigrante, in the state of Espirito Santo, on Monday after attending a party.

The pair stopped off at the cliff's edge, which is known as a popular spot for hang-gliding, to lock lips.


See kids? Extramarital sex kills.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 08, 2025 08:22 PM (TRQeB)

99 68
'My best friend yells
You cant launch there.
The dude ran after my car trying to kick it.'

Ha!

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 08, 2025 08:23 PM (3wi/L)

100 "Some very elevated and sophisticated male humor.."

Can't help but laugh.

Posted by: easy the elder at August 08, 2025 08:23 PM (X7ceH)

101 There's a guy on X, an actual expert on the subject, who has talked about the vaccination record thing - he's an expert on government record-keeping procedures and laws. He alerted his former colleagues across several agencies to get ready for the vaccination-record scrubbing exercise.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 08, 2025 08:24 PM (U/Byj)

102 In other newz, USAF has arrested airman involved in Sig320 fatality that has sparked a crisis over the safety of that firearm. Charges include a false statement, obstruction of justice, and involuntary manslaughter. So, plot thickens.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 08, 2025 08:17 PM (U/Byj)
Damn.

Posted by: Eromero at August 08, 2025 08:24 PM (LHPAg)

103 73, jeezely crow, some people ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 08, 2025 08:24 PM (dKEEs)

104 Are you saying there might not be anything wrong with the 320s?

Posted by: fd at August 08, 2025 08:25 PM (vFG9F)

105 no back door sex
lowers parking brake

oooooooooooooooooooooooo

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 08:25 PM (gbOdA)

106 Farts are never not funny.

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 08, 2025 08:25 PM (144I4)

107 89
'I’ve always wanted to get a helium filled “Get Well Soon” balloon and tie it to a leg.'

'It's OK. He's just sleeping. shh'

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 08, 2025 08:26 PM (3wi/L)

108 I guess telling your friend to watch their step after they have already tripped and landed on their face is kind of dickish.
Posted by: polynikes

"Smooth move, Ex-Lax."
Posted by: 1980s dickishness


Friends help you up. Good friends point & laugh.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 08:26 PM (rqka2)

109 "Farts are never not funny.
Posted by: haffhowershower"

Dog farts in the cab of the truck are not funny. And the dog knows it.

Posted by: fd at August 08, 2025 08:27 PM (vFG9F)

110 “Trenton is Nicer”

LOL

Whoever you are, you’re grounded, buster

Posted by: Common Tater at August 08, 2025 08:27 PM (YZNHN)

111 toe tag sad
toe balloon hahahahaha

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 08:27 PM (gbOdA)

112 I only know what I read in the papers. No earthly idea, as usual, about whether this arrest is material to the issue of 320 function and safety. But I'm guessing we'll all see as time goes on.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 08, 2025 08:28 PM (U/Byj)

113 There appear to be some defects in the control panel.

Posted by: Dr Richard Daystrom at August 08, 2025 08:30 PM (vFG9F)

114 In other newz, USAF has arrested airman involved in Sig320 fatality that has sparked a crisis over the safety of that firearm. Charges include a false statement, obstruction of justice, and involuntary manslaughter. So, plot thickens.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 08, 2025 08:17 PM (U/Byj) 112 I only know what I read in the papers. No earthly idea, as usual, about whether this arrest is material to the issue of 320 function and safety. But I'm guessing we'll all see as time goes on.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 08, 2025 08:28 PM (U/Byj)Back in the safe you go until you're sent back to the factory.

Posted by: Eromero at August 08, 2025 08:32 PM (LHPAg)

115 106 Farts are never not funny.

Posted by: haffhowershower

You're doing it wrong.

Fart as you exit the elevator, or as you get on one of the loooonnnnnggg escalators in ATL. My favorite, is the sun heated glass vestibule with an inner and an outter door. That one is best executed when you can watch the next victim.

Most fun is crop dusting the grocery store and sending Junior-eette back to get something i 'forgot'. I get a punch in the ribs for those though.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at August 08, 2025 08:33 PM (QcUc+)

116 94 I guess telling your friend to watch their step after they have already tripped and landed on their face is kind of dickish.
Posted by: polynikes
_____________________

Well, that's a tough one. We're all different. So, my best advice is to give it a shot and see how you feel. There's no substitute for experience.

Posted by: Orson at August 08, 2025 08:33 PM (dIske)

117 A couple's lustful date night ended in terrifying tragedy when their car plunged 1,300 feet off a cliff in Brazil, sending their naked bodies tumbling from the vehicle.

Adriana Ribeiro, 42, and her boyfriend Marcone Cardoso, 26, had parked at an overlook in Venda Nova do Imigrante, in the state of Espirito Santo, on Monday after attending a party.

The pair stopped off at the cliff's edge, which is known as a popular spot for hang-gliding, to lock lips.

CNN reported that the two were having sex at the time and that their movement inside the car led it to tip over the edge.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 08:09 PM (gbOdA)


Edging>>Ledging

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 08, 2025 08:33 PM (144I4)

118 The lady archer; that's no sculpture, that's a witch!

Throws ju-ju dust at the computer screen; Mrs. Paco: "I'm not cleaning that stuff up!".

Posted by: Paco at August 08, 2025 08:33 PM (mADJX)

119 CNN reported that the two were having sex at the time and that their movement inside the car led it to tip over the edge.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 08:09 PM (gbOdA)

Edging>>Ledging

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 08, 2025 08:33 PM (144I4)

It's always nice to finish at the same time.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 08:34 PM (i24o9)

120 Has the USAF cop tried to hire Alec Baldwin's lawyer?

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 08, 2025 08:34 PM (bKn1x)

121 Willow sculpture - a broom a man can dance with.

Arrow not included.

Posted by: mindful webworker - return for refund at August 08, 2025 08:34 PM (7W0uI)

122 Started watching Maverick, but 60 some year old guys don't fly fighter planes or race in F-2

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2025 08:34 PM (+qU29)

123 115
'Most fun is crop dusting the grocery store and sending Junior-eette back to get something i 'forgot'. I get a punch in the ribs for those though.'

Jogging at the track. Let loose right as you pass a walker.
Every after will think it's the walker's fart.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 08, 2025 08:36 PM (3wi/L)

124 The Germans just took away an AfD candidate's right to participate in a municipal election because of misuse of quotation marks and writing a review of Tolkien in reflection to the series The Rings of Power. He apparently was seen to make the "white power" symbol that used to be known as the OK sign in everywhere but Latin America where it is known as the a**hole sign.
It was important to save German Democracy

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 08:36 PM (rbvCR)

125 You don't shut a child off when it makes a mistake.

Posted by: Dr Richard Daystrom at August 08, 2025 08:36 PM (vFG9F)

126 My kids never miss a chance to wish roadkill "Get well, soon."

==

You raised them well !

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 08:37 PM (g47mK)

127 Bideo

Posted by: Accomack at August 08, 2025 08:37 PM (4qMiv)

128 Some very elevated and sophisticated male humor, redolent of Balzac.

The only thing funnier is Uranus.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 08, 2025 08:37 PM (Riz8t)

129 125 You don't shut a child off when it makes a mistake.
Posted by: Dr Richard Daystrom at August 08, 2025 08:36 PM (vFG9F)

haha

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 08:38 PM (gbOdA)

130 Ketamine Koalas . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 08:38 PM (rbvCR)

131 Was that talk to text?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 07:56 PM (zZu0s)

No we have borries of water here in the Jersey Pine Barrens next to Ocean Spray cranberry bogs and bodies of water...

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 08, 2025 08:39 PM (VPPG8)

132 and Ecstasy Racoons. Not that anyone could tell the difference.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 08:39 PM (rbvCR)

133 While soft authoritarianism flowers in Germany, the whole EU appears set to impose crazy orwellian controls/surveillance on internet comms. It's discouraging when much of the US populace, most of its non-elite "elite" cohorts and institutions, and most of the world exhibit such rabid authoritarian impulses. To put it mildly.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 08, 2025 08:40 PM (U/Byj)

134 Started watching Maverick, but 60 some year old guys don't fly fighter planes or race in F-2
Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2025 08:34 PM (+qU29)

Chuck Yeager.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 08:40 PM (VofaG)

135 Farts are never not funny.
Posted by: haffhowershower at August 08, 2025 08:25 PM


Sadly, not everyone agrees.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell (D-CA) new hyper-masculine face of the Democrat Party at August 08, 2025 08:42 PM (0sNs1)

136 124, yeah, a few years ahead of us, that's all ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 08, 2025 08:43 PM (dKEEs)

137 Not sure if it was Jim Lovell or maybe Pete Conrad, both of them made the very first Astronaut selections but were eliminated at New Mexican Lovelace Clinic during the physical and psych exam portion. Nobody knew what spaceflight entailed at all (can humans eat and drink in weightless environment?) and they weren’t sure what to test for.

So they decided to test for everything just to be sure. Really weird shit, eveything from treadmills and poked and prodded and all orifices inspected and detected, sitting with feet in ice water whilst trying to solve math equations.

Anyway, stool samples had to be turned in every day and everybody was tired of that. I think it was Lovell who boxed up one of his exemplars and wrapped it up with a bow. That didn’t go over very well. One of the Rorschach tests, one was actually a blank piece of paper. Conrad reached over and flipped it. “It’s upside down”. They didn’t like that either. “Not suitable for extended space flight” uh-huh

Posted by: Common Tater at August 08, 2025 08:44 PM (YZNHN)

138 Trump and Putin are scheduled to meet in Alaska next week to discuss cease fire in Ukraine. I hope they don't go to Sitka because it really is overcrowded in this season from the tourists

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 08:44 PM (rbvCR)

139 [Late to The Party, and undoubtedly pointed out in the prior thread:]

The City University of New York's York College's Master of Social Work program has eliminated the term "field" from its curriculum, citing its potential to cause trauma for black Americans due to the word's association with slavery.

-------------------

That's gotta be a Babylon Bee headline, amirite?

In the Master of Social Work program?

This is so highly triggering that I began shaking so hard my front tooth came out!

And why is Columbia University lstill named after some dead old white genocidal male?

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 08, 2025 08:45 PM (wKsr6)

140 >>While soft authoritarianism flowers in Germany, the whole EU appears set to impose crazy orwellian controls/surveillance on internet comms. It's discouraging when much of the US populace, most of its non-elite "elite" cohorts and institutions, and most of the world exhibit such rabid authoritarian impulses. To put it mildly.

If Musk had not bought Twitter and Trump not won, we would be in the exact same place. That's not conjecture. That would have happened.

Escaping tyranny is a lot easier said than done. And we were on the exact same path as the EU and the rest of the west.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 08:46 PM (viF8m)

141 I was so happy to see the anteater cavorting with the puppies. I thought they lived quite a boring life. The little anteaters don't ever get the pleasure of coming home after school asking their Mother-"Hi Mom! What's for supper?"

Posted by: Ants, Again? at August 08, 2025 08:47 PM (G5+As)

142 Good stuff about Lovell and Conrad. First gen astronauts were not exactly arrow-straight conventional types, thank gawd. Favorite is still Cooper falling asleep atop the Mercury rocket before liftoff. Shepard's golf stunt on the moon was outstanding, most American thing ever.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 08, 2025 08:47 PM (U/Byj)

143 "You're not allowed to park here."

Dick move.

What if the person you say it to just had a loved one killed in the accident?

Posted by: davidt at August 08, 2025 08:48 PM (i0F8b)

144 So, top pick?

She was Willowed while commenting on a longbow vs crossbow thread?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2025 08:49 PM (mP0Kj)

145 Once in a while, UToob promotes a video worth rewatching.

The Tonight Show, Sam Kinison performs "Are you lonely tonight?"

https://youtu.be/WipFqwSjSMM

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 08, 2025 08:50 PM (/HDaX)

146 Evenin’, All. Happy Weekend.

Posted by: Bulg at August 08, 2025 08:50 PM (77rzZ)

147 Sitka would be kinda natural choice as the old Russian capital. But I'd imagine something more conventional. Not much time for prep or advance work here but there's gotta be some bitchin' isolated fishing cabins.

Not sure how the russkis roll for such things but our side will require rotary wing access to any location, president Air Force One to Elmendorf, chopper after.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 08, 2025 08:51 PM (U/Byj)

148 Maybe a sandbox would have been a good idea.

Posted by: Dr Richard Daystrom at August 08, 2025 08:51 PM (vFG9F)

149 137, lol, back in mid 70s I took one of those old-school pre-employment tests (before Duke Power) ... I had some fun doing it, as well as knowing every answer including the extra-credit ones; the returned answer (as related by my boss) was "at least as smart as the guy who wrote the test"

probably still covered by NDA, but the only machine shop I ever had with white linoleum floors ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 08, 2025 08:51 PM (dKEEs)

150 For privacy, there's always Shemya.

Or a shuttle summit. One meeting on Little Diomede, then one on Big Diomede.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 08, 2025 08:52 PM (U/Byj)

151 JS, exactly spot-on!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 08, 2025 08:53 PM (dKEEs)

152 Pastor interrupts sermon to look down at three men in the front row. He asks them, “What would you want your loved ones to say as they are looking down at you?”

1sr man: That I was a good husband and father.

2nd man: That I lived a good life of kindness to others.

3rd man: “Look! He’s moving!”

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 08:53 PM (rqka2)

153

Purdue University on Aug. 8, 2025, dedicated the new Amelia Earhart Terminal at its West Lafayette airport and launched daily commercial air service to and from Chicago through SkyWest Airlines.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 08, 2025 08:54 PM (63Dwl)

154 rickb. LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 08, 2025 08:54 PM (dKEEs)

155 Yeah Cooper was cool. “Things are startin’ to stack up a bit in here” he said, as his Mercury spacecraft electrical system and computer was failing. He went on to make a perfect re-entry using manual navigation techniques. Guys like him (Lovell, especially) proved that humans were necessary in space flight, and automation wasn’t going to work.

Early on, guys like Von Braun suggested that the crew might be put to sleep, they wouldn’t be necessary to operate controls. Two buttons - “Go To Moon” and “Return to Earth” went the joke

Pilots, being pilots, weren’t having any of that, and demanded that they fly the spacecraft. They were proven correct.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 08, 2025 08:56 PM (/g2Ya)

156 One of the Rorschach tests, one was actually a blank piece of paper. Conrad reached over and flipped it. “It’s upside down”. They didn’t like that either. “Not suitable for extended space flight” uh-huh
Posted by: Common Tater


Well, he's gonna spend several days in a teeny-tiny room with other people. "Snarky asshole" is not the guy you want there, no matter how technically competent he might be.

I wouldn't want to spend a week in a space capsule with me, and I am me.

Posted by: mikeski at August 08, 2025 08:56 PM (DgGvY)

157 >>> Anyway, the trend is walking up/driving up to people who have just had a car accident and telling them "You're not allowed to park here."

Sounds like an invitation to get an asskicking. You notice all the people who did that shouted it from a moving vehicle and then drove away. The real funny clip will be when one of them gets interrupted when they are trying to drive off and has to face the consequences.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 08, 2025 08:57 PM (p4nXC)

158 exas Attorney General Ken Paxton is now going nuclear to ensure the Texas fleebaggers never return to power.

Paxton announced Friday afternoon that he has filed a “historic” lawsuit with the Texas Supreme Court to declare all 13 seats vacant.

“The rogue Democrat legislators who fled the state have abandoned their duties, leaving their seats vacant,” Paxton said in a statement. “These cowards deliberately sabotaged the constitutional process and violated the oath they swore to uphold.
Furthermore that ignorant slut Jasmine Crockett will be forever kicked out of Texas politics after being kicked out on her fat ass."

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 08, 2025 08:57 PM (VPPG8)

159 Will Putin be able to see his house from Alaska?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 08, 2025 08:57 PM (63Dwl)

160 Purdue University on Aug. 8, 2025, dedicated the new Amelia Earhart Terminal
_____

Great but, I hear it's impossible to find.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 08:57 PM (Dv3i1)

161 Trump wouldn't agree to meet with Putin unless the framework of a deal was done. Definitely not in Alaska.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 08:58 PM (viF8m)

162 The yuuuuuge importance of Elon buying Twitter - in order to make it more free - is another item that's discouraging. One tycoon makes one acquisition - and THAT is a major obstacle to an authoritarian slide? What?

Implies a terrifyingly fragile and shallow culture of freedom in institutions and populace.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 08, 2025 08:58 PM (U/Byj)

163 Today I saw a video clip of Ursula von der Leyen, president of the European Commission, bragging about how the EU is such a paragon of free speech, as opposed to Russia, meanwhile a heckler is being dragged out of the crowd by the police.

Irony is lost on some people.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 08, 2025 08:58 PM (bKn1x)

164 Guess Illegals will now go pick vegetables in the yard

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2025 08:58 PM (+qU29)

165 Well, running Brave in a new install of Linux Mint 22 on an old 500 gB hard drive. Seems to be working, so far. Now to get back a working email client, and import bookmarks and shit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2025 08:59 PM (oTy3B)

166 Current spacecraft are too claustrophobic for me. When we get craft like Kirk’s Enterprise, then we can talk.

Posted by: Bulg at August 08, 2025 09:00 PM (77rzZ)

167 Daystrum 5000
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 08:22 PM (gbOdA)

Or it could be I, Mudd.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 09:01 PM (zZu0s)

168 Leftists are fkin nuts, picking some word and claiming it's a dog whistle

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2025 09:01 PM (+qU29)

169 I think the most impressive thing about Daystrom's M-5 computer was how easy it was to convince it to turn itself off.

Posted by: fd at August 08, 2025 09:01 PM (vFG9F)

170 Furthermore that ignorant slut Jasmine Crockett will be forever kicked out of Texas politics after being kicked out on her fat ass."

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hmmm...is that a direct quote ?

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 09:01 PM (g47mK)

171 It is almost uniformly the case that summits deal with small details, symbolism, and the future, and that all the deals are already done, correct.

This is one time I wonder if there might be more in play. Both the circumstances and Trump's healthy self-confidence as a deal-maker let's me guess there's at least a small chance that some of the real work will get done at the meeting.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 08, 2025 09:02 PM (U/Byj)

172 Spacecraft don't have big enough bathrooms

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2025 09:02 PM (+qU29)

173 Implies a terrifyingly fragile and shallow culture of freedom in institutions and populace.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 08, 2025 08:58 PM (U/Byj)

This.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 09:02 PM (zZu0s)

174 I saw on Insty where Trump is about to announce a peace deal between Armenia and Azerbaijan. Huge, if true.

Posted by: Bulg at August 08, 2025 09:03 PM (77rzZ)

175 I saw on Insty where Trump is about to announce a peace deal between Armenia and Azerbaijan. Huge, if true.
Posted by: Bulg at August 08, 2025 09:03 PM (77rzZ)


the one they already signed today at the White House? you need a better time machine

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 09:04 PM (g47mK)

176 France maybe or some other European country guy got a year for burning a Koran

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2025 09:04 PM (+qU29)

177 Sock, you probably know this already but machinists are a rough crew sometimes.

The Army G2 or whatever it’s called investigated the highly skilled machinists at Wendover, in the 509th Composite. Turns out about a dozen were wanted felons and escaped convicts. Somehow they got in the Army, figuring that was a good place to hide.

They didn’t know what to do with them. Tibbetts called them in one by one, they about shit when he read them their dossier. He said if they kept their mouth shut and did good work, he would keep their files on ice. If not, not.

I bet a skilled machinist was a good job then. Better than storming the beach at Anzio or Tarawa anyhow

Posted by: Common Tater at August 08, 2025 09:05 PM (TbGaV)

178 All summer stayed up as late as I could, now back on day shift better turn this off
Have a great night everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2025 09:05 PM (+qU29)

179 I'm sure I was here yesterday, I think. Anyway, I missed this.
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President Trump immediately orders a NEW CENSUS to not count ILLEGAL ALIENS.

This could have absolutely enormous implications. Florida, Texas missed out on a Congressional seat in 2020. Blue states are over counted.

“I have instructed our Department of Commerce to immediately begin work on a new and highly accurate CENSUS based on modern day facts and figures and, importantly, using the results and information gained from the Presidential Election of 2024.
People who are in our Country illegally WILL NOT BE COUNTED IN THE CENSUS. Thank you for your attention to this matter!”

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 09:05 PM (I1XLT)

180 175 OK, my Time Machine sucks. The naked chicks from high school who run it are perhaps not as competent as I was led to believe.

Posted by: Bulg at August 08, 2025 09:06 PM (77rzZ)

181 172 Spacecraft don't have big enough bathrooms
Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2025 09:02 PM (+qU29)

Not to mention that without gravity, they don't work as well as one might hope.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 08, 2025 09:06 PM (p4nXC)

182 Bulg, already happened, today. Haven't looked at agreement yet (both bilateral peace deal and economic stuff involving US in the mix).

Funny, Armenian PM Pashinyan looked awkward or at least unprepared at several points. Even when being greeted by Trump outside the West Wing door, and especially during the signing (he kept looking over and Trump and Aliyev as if to see what he should do). Not important, but funny.

Gonna have to finally do my back homework. Was involved in this particular kerfuffle in various ways and spent a lot of time in the area, including the disputed part, years back. But lost interest and didn't even focus again when Azerbaijan (to my surprise) took N-K back just before the 2020 election (heist) here.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 08, 2025 09:07 PM (U/Byj)

183 Policeman shot in Atlanta has died. Current buzz/info/whatever is that shooter believed he was ill from C19 vaccine and intended to attack CDC (dunno if Emory and CDC located close to each other).
====

Possibly a White Christian Trump voter?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 08, 2025 09:07 PM (/lPRQ)

184 That's ok, Bulg, good help is hard to find

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 09:07 PM (g47mK)

185 Today I saw a video clip of Ursula von der Leyen, president of the European Commission, bragging about how the EU is such a paragon of free speech, as opposed to Russia, meanwhile a heckler is being dragged out of the crowd by the police.

Irony is lost on some people.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 08, 2025 08:58 PM (bKn1x)


Ursula von der Leyen believes in free speech, hers. Just don't interrupt her, peasant.

Posted by: RickZ at August 08, 2025 09:08 PM (gKDq2)

186 >>This is one time I wonder if there might be more in play. Both the circumstances and Trump's healthy self-confidence as a deal-maker let's me guess there's at least a small chance that some of the real work will get done at the meeting.

There is only one deal with Putin that Trump cares about, the war in Ukraine. Trump has been singularly focused on this since the beginning of his campaign. His team has been working on this and so has he as recently as his huge tariffs on India for selling Russian oil.

Does anyone really think after watching Trump defy every "expert" with deal after deal and after ending 7 wars around the world he would agree to meet Putin on US soil if the deal wasn't at least 99.9% done?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 09:08 PM (viF8m)

187 Good evening, friends!

Posted by: Piper at August 08, 2025 09:09 PM (1hgaQ)

188 Grindelwald is nice, but Rocky Mountain National Park also offers views like this.

Posted by: gKWVE at August 08, 2025 09:11 PM (sDWtc)

189 Purdue University on Aug. 8, 2025, dedicated the new Amelia Earhart Terminal
_____

Great but, I hear it's impossible to find.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 08:57 PM (Dv3i

Maybe a good party to crash.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 08, 2025 09:11 PM (5+Y60)

190 Hey, Piper!

Now the party can really start!

Posted by: Bulg at August 08, 2025 09:11 PM (77rzZ)

191 Given the number of people who included the
F-word in response, I'd say "No parking" is a dick move

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 08, 2025 09:12 PM (8sydA)

192 190 Hey, Piper!

Now the party can really start!
Posted by: Bulg at August 08,

Ha! Thank you!

Posted by: Piper at August 08, 2025 09:12 PM (1hgaQ)

193 Common Tater, thanks, have never heard that bit of 509th lore. Would think the men involved would have been investigated to death prior to assignment to the 509th, though. Tibbetts was an excellent manager, just another WWII story of exactly the right guy in exactly the right job. Sweeney's book talks about how the first Wendover base commander abused the "Silverplate" thing - this word meant any request using it was to be fulfilled, no questions asked - and he was fired by Tibbetts and flown out the same day it was discovered.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 08, 2025 09:12 PM (U/Byj)

194 Security gonna' be tight in AK.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 09:13 PM (I1XLT)

195 Today I saw a video clip of Ursula von der Leyen, president of the European Commission, bragging about how the EU is such a paragon of free speech, as opposed to Russia, meanwhile a heckler is being dragged out of the crowd by the police.

Irony is lost on some people.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy



Irony, like dark humor, is like food.

Not everyone gets it.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 09:14 PM (rqka2)

196 stool samples had to be turned in every day and everybody was tired of that. I think it was Lovell who boxed up one of his exemplars and wrapped it up with a bow. That didn’t go over very well.

And that is how Neil Degrasse Tyson was born.
And now you know... the rest of the story

Posted by: gKWVE at August 08, 2025 09:15 PM (sDWtc)

197 Ursula von der Leyen believes in free speech, hers. Just don't interrupt her, peasant.
Posted by: RickZ at August 08, 2025 09:08 PM (gKDq2)


In the presser she did with Trump after arranging the tariffs and reciprocal trade agreements, Von der Leyen had the demeanor like she knew Trump was on the edge of ordering her to go get the towel and the bag of oranges.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 09:16 PM (rbvCR)

198 "tell me about the Oranges, Urusla"

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 09:17 PM (rbvCR)

199 Sculpture made of dried willow branches

Shouldn't that have been added to the cafe right before the ONT got posted?
Posted by: mikeski at August 08, 2025 07:46 PM (DgGvY)

-------

Fistbump.

Oh, and she is the sniper!

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 08, 2025 09:17 PM (144I4)

200 Piper, I’ll take just a little more vodka in my smoothie, thanks.

Posted by: Bulg at August 08, 2025 09:17 PM (77rzZ)

201 Howdy Hordelings!

Posted by: Doof at August 08, 2025 09:18 PM (QMAsf)

202 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 08, 2025 09:18 PM (WzM/W)

203 Dan Bongino@FBIDDBongino . 7h

I wanted to share the latest updates regarding ...

-This week alone, YOUR FBI teams, alongside our state, local, and international partners, arrested 134 subjects.
The FBI’s Child Exploitation Operational Unit and our Violent Crimes Against Children International Task Force arrested a 36-year-old Irish national who was charged with sexual exploitation of a minor and coercion and enticement of a child.
...

-123 kg of fentanyl was seized BEFORE hitting our communities
-3,329 total subjects have been arrested
-770 subjects have been indicted ...etc.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 09:19 PM (I1XLT)

204 FOOD!

Posted by: Bulg at August 08, 2025 09:19 PM (77rzZ)

205 FOOD!
Posted by: Bulg at August 08, 2025 09:19 PM (77rzZ)


Hey there, Glub

Posted by: Doof at August 08, 2025 09:20 PM (QMAsf)

206 OK, who’s the bum who told Tonypete that we were “good people?”

Posted by: Bulg at August 08, 2025 09:22 PM (77rzZ)

207 a 36-year-old Irish national who was charged with sexual exploitation of a minor and coercion and enticement of a child.

Was his name something like "Marwan"?

Posted by: gKWVE at August 08, 2025 09:22 PM (sDWtc)

208 YouTube series that uses an homage to Police Squad as their intro

https://youtu.be/7hCPODjJO7s?si=BYCVwioiT_DW34z6

Cool series, up to 41 episodes now.
You can watch two crazy Brits stuff a Celica GT4 engine and drive train into a Mini

Posted by: PMRich at August 08, 2025 09:22 PM (Pe+uV)

209 [Unexpectedly, "The Cure" Bioweapon was WORSE than the "The Disease" Bioweapon:]

The Vigilant Fox 🦊
@VigilantFox

BREAKING: Another COVID “conspiracy theory” just came true.

A Special HHS Adviser confirmed it, and you could see the pain written all over his face.

This explains why RFK Jr. effectively shut down all mRNA vaccine funding.

https://is.gd/3ieGqE

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 08, 2025 09:22 PM (eAryO)

210 194 Security gonna' be tight in AK.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 09:13 PM (I1XLT)

Not particularly. Not much threat up here. The usual closed airspace, they will meet probably on base, knowing Trump he may come downtown to meet and greet, but honestly, on a Friday in August, most folks will be out of town.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 08, 2025 09:22 PM (1Gsou)

211 >>In the presser she did with Trump after arranging the tariffs and reciprocal trade agreements, Von der Leyen had the demeanor like she knew Trump was on the edge of ordering her to go get the towel and the bag of oranges.

It's an absolute pleasure watching a cutthroat businessman who plays for the US negotiate instead of some hack career hack lawyer politician. We have won so huge over the last 7 months I think some are getting spoiled.

There has never been anything like what Trump has accomplished in 7 months and likely won't be in any of our lifetimes. It's incredible where we and the world are today as compared to last November.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 09:23 PM (viF8m)

212 Does anyone really think after watching Trump defy every "expert" with deal after deal and after ending 7 wars around the world he would agree to meet Putin on US soil if the deal wasn't at least 99.9% done?

It doesn't make me think Trump is smart. Not by any means.

It makes me believe more than ever that grabbing someone at random, that owns land, and is out of debt ... kind of a variation of the Old Greek System ... would give us better leaders than Nixon or Reagan. Certainly better than any Bush.

Its not that Trump is so smart. Its just that everyone else has been so purposely stupid for so long.

Posted by: Free Thinker at August 08, 2025 09:23 PM (atlTj)

213 187 Good evening, friends!
Posted by: Piper



I will unleash my flying monkey lawyers!!

Posted by: Jim Nantz at August 08, 2025 09:23 PM (PGK1w)

214 Was his name something like "Marwan"?
Posted by: gKWVE at August 08, 2025 09:22 PM (sDWtc)

It shows how my mind works in that i immediately thought 'Is he making a 24 season 4 reference to some sort of mastermind?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 09:24 PM (zZu0s)

215 207 O’ Marwan

Posted by: Bulg at August 08, 2025 09:24 PM (77rzZ)

216 The willow sculpture is very cool.

Posted by: Piper at August 08, 2025 09:24 PM (+dm09)

217 Ace, this Cafe has been so much fun!

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 08, 2025 09:24 PM (8sydA)

218 188 Grindelwald is nice, but Rocky Mountain National Park also offers views like this.
Posted by: gKWVE at August 08, 2025 09:11 PM (sDWtc)

My neighborhood offers views like that.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 08, 2025 09:26 PM (1Gsou)

219 Coach Reeve, 'throwing dildos on the court is not funny'
'the sexualization of women is not funny' [psst sex can be fun]

anyway, here she is:

https://tinyurl.com/38vr4dx7

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 09:26 PM (I1XLT)

220 Will there be any Apollo astronauts left when yumans return to the Moon?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2025 09:26 PM (NfBWh)

221 Are there rules in major league baseball against bright green bats?

Posted by: davidt at August 08, 2025 09:27 PM (i0F8b)

222 Pretty sure if Wilt got thrown live pussy on the floor back in his day he would have not complained.

Now, granted, the man was busy. But I doubt he would have missed a rebound.

Posted by: Free Thinker at August 08, 2025 09:27 PM (atlTj)

223 219 Coach Reeve, 'throwing dildos on the court is not funny'
'the sexualization of women is not funny' [psst sex can be fun]

anyway, here she is:

https://tinyurl.com/38vr4dx7

Posted by: Braenyard



THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!

Posted by: Feminist at August 08, 2025 09:27 PM (PGK1w)

224 Wtf? You ask this bitch what she thinks of MAPs. Right now.

You can sexualize any fucking thing in this culture except women.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 09:27 PM (zZu0s)

225 >>>
Its not that Trump is so smart. Its just that everyone else has been so purposely stupid for so long.
Posted by: Free Thinker
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schreeek, as the stylus slides across the turntable

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 09:28 PM (I1XLT)

226 You can sexualize any fucking thing in this culture except women.

In all fairness, have you seen most of 'em ? Have you listened to most of 'em ?

Posted by: Free Thinker at August 08, 2025 09:28 PM (atlTj)

227 Eh, Pete Conrad was by most accounts one of the funniest guys to be around. He was a great pilot and a brainiac, but he loved practical jokes. He was cool, even in the face of death.

The old school pilots were … different. There’s a tale of a pilot whose plane was in some sort of death spiral or whatever and he’s ran out of ideas asking for help. Somebody radio’d back “quit whining, die like an aviator”

Posted by: Common Tater at August 08, 2025 09:30 PM (VqV9I)

228 >> Will there be any Apollo astronauts left when yumans return to the Moon?

I was just wondering the same thing. Only 5 total Apollo astronauts remain. Four Moonwalkers, Buzz, David Scott, Harrison Schmitt and Charlie Duke, and then Fred Haise.

Schmitt and Duke are the youngest, at 89. Both will turn 90 later this year.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 08, 2025 09:30 PM (w6EFb)

229 173, seconded!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 08, 2025 09:30 PM (dKEEs)

230 Piper, admit it. The williow sculpture is you, right?

Posted by: Bulg at August 08, 2025 09:31 PM (77rzZ)

231 When Vladimir Putin visits Akaska to meet with President Trump on Friday, August 15, it will mark the first visit to Alaska by a Russian head of state since Alaska was sold by the Russians to America for $7.2 million in 1867.
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tcn's going to be there with a flag

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 09:32 PM (I1XLT)

232 I’ve always wanted to get a helium filled “Get Well Soon” balloon and tie it to a leg.

I have actually seen a dead, boosted from the heat racoon with a Mylar balloon tied to its uplifted (from the bloat) hind leg.
This was before cameras in cell phones.
I hurried home for a camera, but when I got back to where I had seen the dead 'coin it was gone.

Posted by: waepnedmann at August 08, 2025 09:32 PM (5UJkg)

233 g'night everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 08, 2025 09:34 PM (dKEEs)

234 tcn's going to be there with a flag
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 09:32 PM (I1XLT)

Nope. I'm going to be in my camper at Tolsona, or perhaps at the bar at Lake Louise.

It used to be sort of fun when a President came through Elmendorf, when I worked on base. Sometimes we got to go out on the flightline to see AF1. We certainly got to watch it take off and land.

Now, meh. Just means less aircraft around for a day.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 08, 2025 09:36 PM (1Gsou)

235 Are we sure the coach's name is actually Peeved?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2025 09:37 PM (NfBWh)

236
Wait, there's a 6th still alive, Rusty Schweickart. He was the lunar module pilot for Apollo 9, the LEO test mission of the lunar module. He's thus technically Apollo, but never left earth orbit.

The 5 count is those who left LEO and at least went near the Moon.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 08, 2025 09:38 PM (w6EFb)

237 The Gerrymandering thing is pretty insane when you stop and think about it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 09:39 PM (zZu0s)

238
Schweickart would've been on the roster for subsequent Moon missions, but he got a bad case of space sickness, and they didn't want to risk it on later missions.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 08, 2025 09:41 PM (w6EFb)

239 230 Piper, admit it. The williow sculpture is you, right?
Posted by: Bulg at August 08, 2025 09:31 PM (77rzZ)

Nope. Wouldn’t know how to shoot an arrow, and I am not made of vines.

Posted by: Piper at August 08, 2025 09:41 PM (+dm09)

240 G’night, Sock Rat.

Posted by: Bulg at August 08, 2025 09:42 PM (77rzZ)

241 So what was the covid co piracy theory that was confirmed?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 09:42 PM (zZu0s)

242 Are there rules in major league baseball against bright green bats?
Posted by: davidt


The all-wise DDG says:

Paint or other coatings are permitted, but they must not interfere with the natural properties of the wood or create an overly slick surface.

Manufacturers must ensure that the wood grain is visible and that no alterations have been made to enhance performance beyond the natural properties of the wood.

The Major League Baseball Rules Committee [makes] decisions on colored bats, which require special approval for use in professional games.


So, probably no bright green bats, so soon after bright-green-dildo month.

Posted by: mikeski at August 08, 2025 09:43 PM (DgGvY)

243 The Gerrymandering thing is pretty insane when you stop and think about it.
-
It's pretty logical if you abandon the idea that representatives are there to impose our will on government in favor of having political parties which make their own peace with each other in order to exclude the rest of us from having any influence.

Posted by: Methos at August 08, 2025 09:44 PM (zLwRl)

244 Been trying to watch the Patriots preseason game on patriots dot com.
I have never seen as unprofessional a broadcast as this on. Recently using one end zone camera only , and there is volume only when play by play man speaks.

Posted by: From about That Time at August 08, 2025 09:44 PM (n4GiU)

245 My mother lived in the country in a house I built for her.
About 20 miles from Red River in North LA.
So I needed to got to town and a dude in a truck with a big cooler had coon for sell.
I asked to look and it was racoon.
With 1 paw still there.
He said cause people got mad if you sold them possum instead of coon.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 09:44 PM (gbOdA)

246 We have Gerrymandering thanks to Gov. Eldridge Gerry (7/17/1744 – 11/23/1814) of Masshusetts.

Posted by: RickZ at August 08, 2025 09:45 PM (gKDq2)

247 Haise still does live podcasts on YouTube, at least recently. Really great, I suggested he do one every week.

I was struck how sharp these guys were. Tom Stafford has an interview where he’s 90, not too long before he died, and he was talking extemporaneously as the term goes, on at length about highly technical issues. I remember my gob being smacked because at the time Biden was “in the news” for being a barely ambulatory vegetable while everyone around him tried to deny it.

I liked flying with the old crusty SOBs with about 9000 flight hours. “Get in the goddamned aircraft!” he says. Yessir… Their knowledge and experience increases the odds of survival if something mechanical happens. Maybe it is unsolvable .. maybe not.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 08, 2025 09:46 PM (xHdZY)

248 So, probably no bright green bats, so soon after bright-green-dildo month.

The latest dildo is purple. Sports betting sites now are letting you place prop bets on what color the next one will be.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 08, 2025 09:46 PM (OyOhQ)

249 SNEKS!!!
Sneks bad!!!

*shudders*

Posted by: Diogenes at August 08, 2025 09:46 PM (2WIwB)

250 My mother lived in the country in a house I built for her.
About 20 miles from Red River in North LA.
So I needed to got to town and a dude in a truck with a big cooler had coon for sell.
I asked to look and it was racoon.
With 1 paw still there.
He said cause people got mad if you sold them possum instead of coon.
Posted by: rhennigantx


I can hear the banjo in the background of this comment.

Posted by: mikeski at August 08, 2025 09:46 PM (DgGvY)

251 239 *Bulg ditches fantasies of archeress Piper*

Sigh. How’s the puppy?

Posted by: Bulg at August 08, 2025 09:47 PM (77rzZ)

252 Bears can run 30+ mph. You can’t outrun a bear. Not even close. Not even Usain Bolt.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 08, 2025 07:55 PM (CqoVr)


But I can outrun Mrs D.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 08, 2025 09:49 PM (2WIwB)

253 bloated not boosted
'coon not coin

I hate autocorrect!

Posted by: waepnedmann at August 08, 2025 09:49 PM (5UJkg)

254 He said cause people got mad if you sold them possum instead of coon.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 09:44 PM (gbOdA)


It was in some story that in India it was habitual for the butcher to leave the paws on rabbits because that way you could be assured it wasn't a cat

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 09:49 PM (rbvCR)

255 It was in some story that in India it was habitual for the butcher to leave the paws on rabbits because that way you could be assured it wasn't a cat
Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 09:49 PM (rbvCR)

pig in a poke means you bought a cat.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 09:51 PM (gbOdA)

256 I insist they leave head on cow when they sell me prime rib!

Posted by: discerning buyer at August 08, 2025 09:51 PM (g47mK)

257 It was in some story that in India it was habitual for the butcher to leave the paws on rabbits because that way you could be assured it wasn't a cat
Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 09:49 PM (rbvCR)

I hear the same about elephant v rhino in Africa bush markets.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 09:53 PM (gbOdA)

258 Hey, tcn in AK, our daughter and hub landed in Fairbanks this morning. If you see a couple looks like they're from Oklahoma, give 'em a wave. They're driving a rental car. Can't miss 'em.
😜

Posted by: mindful webworker - return for refund at August 08, 2025 09:53 PM (7W0uI)

259 It was in some story that in India it was habitual for the butcher to leave the paws on rabbits because that way you could be assured it wasn't a cat
Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 09:49 PM (rbvCR)


No buy.

Posted by: Your Local Chinese Take-Out at August 08, 2025 09:53 PM (gKDq2)

260 I insist they leave head on cow when they sell me prime rib!
Posted by: discerning buyer at August 08, 2025 09:51 PM (g47mK


Good eatin' on a cow's head. You have the tongue, the brains, and Momma always said to the butcher to leave the eyes in 'cause it had to see us through the week.
Laws, we did laugh at that one!

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 09:54 PM (rbvCR)

261 Top of insty has protests in GB.

I am surprised starter has not locked down the internet.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 09:54 PM (zZu0s)

262 At the biannual dildo throw to kick off the WNBA season it is common to hear

Nice Dick

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 09:55 PM (gbOdA)

263 The latest dildo is purple. Sports betting sites now are letting you place prop bets on what color the next one will be.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 08, 2025 09:46 PM (OyOhQ)

chartreuse

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 09:55 PM (gbOdA)

264 Just came from a Crowder video on Youtube, where the gang pretends that South Park's recycling of the sexual relationship with Satan thing, and that Parker and Stone have basically become illustrators of the most histrionic fears of Democrat Undergrounders is "funny".

And if you don't like it, you don't like comedy. I get the whole sanguine thing and don't let it bother you thing.

But its' just not funny.

ICE raids a live Dora the Explorer show and Parker and Stone stick "We only want the brown ones" in Kristi Noem's mouth. (Sock puppets are so funny!)

I don't know. People can chose to like this if they want to. But I've already heard the Trump wants to deport all Hispanic thing too many times to find it "cutting edge".

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 09:55 PM (krQz2)

265 I hate autocorrect!
Posted by: waepnedmann



It misspelled autocoonect.

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 08, 2025 09:56 PM (144I4)

266 256 I insist they leave head on cow when they sell me prime rib!
Posted by: discerning buyer at August 08, 2025 09:51 PM (g47mK)

with the ear tag

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 09:56 PM (gbOdA)

267 oh
and bells

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 09:56 PM (gbOdA)

268 At the biannual dildo throw to kick off the WNBA season it is common to hear

Nice Dick
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 09:55 PM (gbOdA)


That's a compliment in their locker rooms.

Posted by: Your Local Chinese Take-Out at August 08, 2025 09:56 PM (gKDq2)

269 Off sock

Posted by: RickZ at August 08, 2025 09:57 PM (gKDq2)

270
Artemis II is scheduled to launch in April next year, maybe by late Feb they hint. I'm not going to hold my breath.

This will be a less that complete repeat of Apollo 8. They're going to whip around the Moon, but not enter lunar orbit.

Hell, the current Block I incarnation of the SLS, with IPS second stage is not capable of entering Lunar orbit and then getting out. Well, it technically could, but the fuel margins would be too low for manned comfort.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 08, 2025 09:57 PM (w6EFb)

271 But it's smiling at us.

Posted by: Old Man Parker, Replacement Christmas Duck Dinner at August 08, 2025 09:57 PM (wVcYX)

272 But it's smiling at us.
Posted by: Old Man Parker, Replacement Christmas Duck Dinner at August 08, 2025 09:57 PM (wVcYX)


Christmas is carnage!

Posted by: Ferdinand at August 08, 2025 09:58 PM (gKDq2)

273 You can sexualize any fucking thing in this culture except women.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 09:27 PM (zZu0s)
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Lunch boxes?

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 09:59 PM (krQz2)

274 I still think ICE baton beating Count on Sesame Street would cut down on DACA children.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 10:00 PM (gbOdA)

275 Good eatin' on a cow's head. You have the tongue, the brains, and Momma always said to the butcher to leave the eyes in 'cause it had to see us through the week.
Laws, we did laugh at that one!
Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 09:54 PM (rbvCR)

Kill a 20 or 30 pound grouper and the Bahamians wanted that head for a breakfast stew served over rice.

Sousa

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 10:02 PM (gbOdA)

276 I still think ICE baton beating Count on Sesame Street would cut down on DACA children.
Posted by: rhennigantx


One! One count of police brutality! Ah ah ah!

Two! Two counts.....

Posted by: mikeski at August 08, 2025 10:02 PM (DgGvY)

277 He said cause people got mad if you sold them possum instead of coon.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 09:44 PM (gbOdA)


In my area, you can get a permit for roadkill dear. Game changer.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 10:02 PM (i24o9)

278 Ont is nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 10:03 PM (zZu0s)

279 do you throw a dildo like a lawn dart or a boomerwang

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 10:03 PM (gbOdA)

280 $50,000 Signing Bonus, $60,000 Student Loan Repayment, 25% Premium Pay


anyone looking for a job ?

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 10:03 PM (g47mK)

281 The latest dildo is purple. Sports betting sites now are letting you place prop bets on what color the next one will be.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 08, 2025 09:46 PM (OyOhQ)

chartreuse

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 09:55 PM (gbOdA)

I'm going to be offended if they finally throw a Caucasian one, and it is rinky dink.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 10:04 PM (i24o9)

282 You can sexualize any fucking thing in this culture except women.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 09:27 PM (zZu0s)
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Lunch boxes?

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 09:59 PM (krQz2)

Sick freak.

Posted by: Toaster Fucker at August 08, 2025 10:06 PM (i24o9)

283 Who be the empowering art babe?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 08, 2025 10:39 PM (AiNp4)

284 They arrested Trump for not dotting Is on paper work. Oh and tried to assassinate him. Twice. Plus imprisoned thousands of his supporters for “trespassing”.

The German stuff is child’s play compared to the left here.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 08, 2025 10:43 PM (AiNp4)

The Week in Woke

Elizabeth Warren is all-in on the communist Hamas supporter Zohran Mamdani.

Fox News
@FoxNews

Sen. Elizabeth Warren endorses Zohran Mamdani for NYC mayor.

REPORTER: "Democratic socialism--is this what the party should look like?"

WARREN: "Yes, you bet!"


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Bear in mind that for 70 years, the Democrat Party has denied that they were socialists. Now they're endorsing socialists without apologizing for all their previous lying. This was always what they wanted: Socialism.

And communism.

The old Democrat Party claimed, "We're not socialists, we're just liberals."

The new Democrat Party says, "We're not communists, we're just socialists."

Well you lied last time. Why should we believe you now?

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Jennifer Sey
@JenniferSey

I gift you with the dumbest thing you'll read today.

Where is the evidence that masculinity is crippling society? I can't with how dumb this is.

From a journalistic perspective, there is no evidence that masculinity is crippling society. There is more evidence, in fact, that calling all men toxic for being masculine is crippling society.

But they just print it like it's true.

ALSO, the "trans" movement is the most adherent to "traditional gender roles." The movement thinks lipstick and a hairstyle makes a person a woman. The movement thinks if a man likes "feminine things" (???) he must be a woman, penis be damned.

I mean the whole thing...

Deport him now.

Anti-Israel campus leader Mahmoud Khalil was ripped Thursday over his attempt to "justify" the Oct. 7, 2023 Hamas terror attacks in a recent interview -- with elected officials saying it boosts the Trump administration's case seeking to kick him out of the country.

New York and national officials condemned Khalil for his statements seemingly sympathizing with Hamas' rationale for the cowardly assault on Israel that killed more than 1,200 people and took another 251 hostage in Gaza.

"Mahmoud Khalil must be immediately deported," Upstate New York Rep. Elise Stefanik told The Post.

The Republican congresswoman has long lambasted Khalil, a green card holder, for his role in fomenting virulent anti-Israel protests at Columbia University.

"He is a chief pro-Hamas terrorist agitator who contributed to the antisemitic encampments at Columbia, the rioting and violent takeover of Hamilton Hall, and the harassment and physical assault of Jewish students," she said.

"Naturalized citizenship is an earned privilege of our nation, and he has not earned it. The government should continue taking every lawful step necessary to remove this enemy from the United States," Brooklyn Assemblyman Kalman Yeger seethed.

Speaking with New York Times journalist Ezra Klein on his podcast this week, Khalil, 30, called Oct. 7 a "desperate" moment which Palestinians "had to reach" in order to have their voices heard.

"Unfortunately, we couldn't avoid such a moment," he said, when asked about the attack by the terror group -- which is still holding 50 hostages in Gaza, of whom just about 20 are believed to still be alive.

UPenn loses another big donor over its embrace of Middle Eastern shithole Nazism.


Donor Stephen Levin is no longer making donations toward his $15 million pledge for naming rights to the Neural and Behavioral Sciences Building, the Daily Pennsylvanian reported. Although he yanked his support in November 2023, it is coming to light this week with the student newspaper article.

"Penn has quietly removed the name of 1967 College graduate Stephen Levin from the behavioral sciences building he previously endowed after the longtime University donor halted his contributions over the administration's handling of antisemitism on campus," the newspaper reported Wednesday.

According to a letter obtained by the Daily Pennsylvanian, Levin had told former President Liz Magill: "Today Penn is far from the University I attended, along with my father and two of my sons."

"Furthermore, I want my name removed from the building and no longer want to be associated with Penn. Penn is an embarrassment not only to the Jewish community but also has lost its luster as a superb Ivy league school."

Please hire these people. They're the best and brightest.

The City University of New York's York College's Master of Social Work program has eliminated the term "field" from its curriculum, citing its potential to cause trauma for black Americans due to the word's association with slavery.

The decision, detailed in the college's course catalogue, reflects a broader trend among social work programs to adopt inclusive language.

The York College program chose "to create an anti-racism learning environment by adopting alternative terminology in the place of the word 'field,'" its catalogue states.

"The decision was made by the MSW Team due to the term's association with a painful historical era that inflicted significant harm on Black Americans/African Americans during their enslavement in America," it adds.

Hardball, finally: Florida's top educational official recommends clawing back the salaries from school board officials who expelled a father from a meeting for raising justified concerns.

The Florida commissioner of education is recommending a local school district lose funding totaling the salaries of all its board members following the board's treatment of a father who spoke up at a July 31 meeting.

As reported by Corey DeAngelis on X, Parent Jeremy Clepper (pictured) took his turn during public comment to criticize Alachua County Public Schools Board Chair Sarah Rockwell for her social media comments celebrating the recent death of pro wrestling star Hulk Hogan.

Hogan, a vocal supporter of Donald Trump, died a week ago from a heart attack.

Upon learning of Hogan's passing, Rockwell wrote on Facebook "Oh, did Hulk die? I didn't even know. One less MAGA in the world."

In response to a comment, Rockwell added Hogan "worked with the McMahons to union bust professional wrestling. he's never been a good guy. I feel absolutely nothing about his death."

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During his time at the mic, Clepper told Rockwell her comments had "cheered for the death of MAGA" and he mocked her apology: "Aren't you a highly educated woman that knows the exact meaning behind her words?"

Clepper concluded by telling the board chair she "should step down," and that she's a "disgusting, vile human being."

A board member took issue with Clepper's remarks and called over a police officer to remove him from the meeting. While he was being escorted out, another board member noted the district's attorney had requested that Clepper not be removed.

But by that time it appeared Clepper was already on his way out of the room.

Many in attendance at the meeting (who were wearing face masks, including Rockwell) were in favor of ejecting Clepper. One can be heard saying "He needs to go," while local "social justice activist" Faye Williams (pictured) screamed over and over "Get out!" and called Clepper a "white supremacist."

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The commissioner noted since the Alachua Board "failed to ensure free expression of all viewpoints during public comment" he found "probable cause" that state law was violated. As such, Kamoutsas recommended the Florida State Board of Education "withhold from the [Alachua] district an amount equal to the salaries of all board members."

Okay, so it's the district, not the actual school board fascists, losing the amount of the fascists' salaries. It's something, I guess. (I'd say we're punishing the kids rather than the officials but you know most school funding is just wasted anyway.)

An MIT professor says she (of course it's a she) spends one third of all of her working hours fighting "Trump terrorism."

Sounds like MIT should claw back one third of her salary then, doesn't it?


When Professor Catherine D'Ignazio isn't running the "Data + Feminism" lab at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology or organizing "reproductive justice hackathons" she is fighting Donald Trump's "state terrorism."

LOL. So much communist cant.

The urban studies professor, and "data feminism" scholar, recently explained "how U.S. universities can survive state terrorism" in an essay for Academe Blog.

"What distinguishes state terrorism from other routine uses of force is that the violence is designed to 'send a message' --to reverberate out into the population, to engender fear, and to shift behavior," Professor D'Ignazio (pictured) explains.

...

"The Trump administration's strategy conjoins specific instances of threats and violence with widely reported media representations in order to spread fear," the professor wrote. "This is what distinguishes the current violence of the state as terrorist. It is not only a judicial project but also a public relations project and a strategic communications project."

Even "left- and center-leaning" publications like the New York Times play a role in promoting fear, the professor said.

It's no wonder then that one-third of her paid time goes to fighting "state terrorism."


...

"Surviving state terrorism will not be easy," however. "During this period, we must remember that the current project is an elaborate exercise in political theater designed to spread fear, isolation, and division."

"Acts of radical care, everyday courage, and collective action are the most effective antidote to state terrorism."


Wesley Yang
@wesyang

The media celebrated a 17-year old female mathematical prodigy while actively suppressing the fact in the initial report that the girl is actually a boy. It's not hard to do the intersectional math and figure out why the story wasn't framed as a triumph of "transgender inclusion." A weird confluence of different interests at play, among them the fact that 1.) a contagion of trans-identification is ripping through the male nerd population and 2.) STEM and tech are "solving" their gender problems with a burgeoning new cohort of these male nerds who "identify" as a women

1.) We want there to be an inspiring female math prodigy
2.) We have one! But he's a boy.
3.) But trans girls are girls, right? No?
4.) No they aren't.
5.) OK, just leave it out.

Aphorisms like "the early bird gets the worm" are how societies pass wisdom from mouth to ear. What aphorisms people use tell you about their cultural values.

Greg Lukianoff and Angel Eduardo find that aphorisms that encourage individuality, responsibility, and tolerance for others' thoughts are no longer being used by the young. In fact, some young people say they've never heard of these formerly-common aphorisms like "It's a free country."


In May, we surveyed 1,122 American adults about common expressions related to free speech and intellectual pluralism. And while the results show some promising potential trends, they also illustrate ways our cultural climate isn't as free speech-friendly as it could be.

Before we go further, a quick pedantic point: It can be argued that many of the sayings in question aren't technically idioms, which are defined as common phrases or expressions that carry symbolic rather than literal meanings -- e.g., "raining cats and dogs," "break the ice," or "by the skin of my teeth." And while we love being pedantic, let's agree to use a looser definition of the term, which can be interchangeable with "expression," "phrase," or "saying," for the sake of this piece.

Um, the word you're searching for is "aphorism."

Do people not know what words mean any longer?

But let's continue:


The FIRE/NORC 2025 Idioms Survey, which was conducted through NORC's AmeriSpeak panel, focused mainly on participants' familiarity with and usage of the following expressions:

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me."

"It's a free country."

"Everyone's entitled to their own opinion."

"Walk a mile in someone else's shoes."

"To each their own."

"Different strokes for different folks."

"Who am I to judge?"

"Address the argument, not the person."

The good news is, recognition of the vast majority of these idioms was generally very high across all participants, ranging from 76 to 85%.

In fact, only 6% of surveyed participants said they hadn't heard any of these expressions before.

But that's the percentage who hadn't heard of all of the aphorisms. More people haven't heard of particular ones.


Given that these particular sayings tend to communicate perspectives that are in favor of "small-D" democratic values like free speech, epistemic humility, and intellectual pluralism, it's a very good thing that people are familiar with them.

The bad news is that, while recognition was high across the board, participants reported both hearing and using these phrases at low numbers.

For each of the selected idioms, 30% of participants or fewer said they heard them used "fairly" or "very" often, and at most only 21% reported using them "fairly" or "very" often themselves.

Even the most well-known phrases still achieved low double-digit results on the survey questions. For example, there are few sayings that would be more helpful for the promotion of free speech culture than "Everyone's entitled to their own opinion," and we'd love for it to be more prevalent in our culture. Unfortunately, only 28% of participants reported hearing this expression either "fairly" or "very" often, and only 21% reported using it at those same levels.

A bet everyone routinely hears about the progressive stack and deplatforming Nazis and fascists and authoritarians, though.

Stanky hoe-ass American women are now getting, get this, tattoos of hair in their armpits so that they always appear hairy and smelly even if they shave.

To be honest, I don't imagine this is a super-popular trend. In fact it might just be this one stanky hoe-ass.

But it's still something that this particular stanky hoe-ass wants to show off on social media and be praised for.

I guess she's trying to Defeat the Male Gaze but I gotta tell you, honey, you're working too hard. God took care of that for ya.

It's totally the children's choice, right? Sex and the City "star" Cynthia Nixon: "My kid is trans, my sister's kids are trans, every kid I know is trans and proud."

Woke "history teacher" wants her kids to know that when Brown People practiced child sacrifice, it was a good, Mostly Peaceful type of child sacrifice, because they just wanted their heathen gods to deliver a good crop and also the children who had their hearts pulled out of their still-heaving chests "volunteered" to be executed.

These teachers are all so intelligent, educated, competent, and mentally healthy that I can't believe we're able to keep them on as teachers for only $100,000 per year, insane benefits and retirement packages, and a work year consisting of just over 180 days out of 365. Surely they could make so much more money as aerospace engineers and mathematicians specializing in higher-dimensional topography.

Noted Stock Market Wizard Nancy Pelosi: "We're are hoping we can have gender-affirming care for our trans kids."


Prime Time #99 Alex Stein drops some transgender truth bombs in the Texas Senate.

How far are you willing to go to do what must be done?

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DENOUNCE:

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1 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 08, 2025 06:31 PM (0N4FZ)

2 So white guys who work out are literally destroying the country. That explain pajama boy selling obamacare. We have somehow stumbled into an alternate universe.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 08, 2025 06:32 PM (0N4FZ)

3 What next, Spock with a goatee?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 08, 2025 06:32 PM (0N4FZ)

4 Ace went nuts with t he content.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 06:34 PM (zZu0s)

5 A "democracy" is a country. "Democratic socialism" is socialism within a country.

i.e. national socialism.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 06:34 PM (krQz2)

6 They both whyte a muggfuccas.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 08, 2025 06:34 PM (jxs9b)

7 The left's favorite aphorism would be if it feels good do it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 08, 2025 06:35 PM (vZUXb)

8 I should have said, in every country that is practiced before the big global "country" in Marx's imagination, it's national socialism.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 06:35 PM (krQz2)

9 The dildo range comment is good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 06:36 PM (zZu0s)

10 Ot's more traditional to pelt them with rocks and garbage.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 08, 2025 06:37 PM (jxs9b)

11 When will jobless students start suing universities for teaching them nothing but hating Jews?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at August 08, 2025 06:37 PM (kTd/k)

12 Aphorism: No Blood, No Foul.

Someone said something you *perceive* to be racist? Fuck off.

Posted by: davidt at August 08, 2025 06:38 PM (i0F8b)

13 The Massachusetts thing is insane, but it all is. Fucking crazy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 06:38 PM (zZu0s)

14 Bear in mind that for 70 years, the Democrat Party has denied that they were socialists. Now they're endorsing socialists without apologizing for all their previous lying. This was always what they wanted: Socialism.
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Tom Haden, himself, said that he calls himself a "progressive" because he can't yet come out as a "socialist".

This is when I learned of crypto-socialists in the liberal fold.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 06:39 PM (krQz2)

15 Sophie Cunningham looks sturdy enough to withstand a dilbow or two.

Posted by: Eromero at August 08, 2025 06:39 PM (jgmnb)

16 You ever wonder if the left at this point is not even that pro immigrant as they are 1) sunk cost phallic and mostly 2) we don't want illegals, ergo they have to outdo each other shoving them down our throats.

Also 3) it's about fighting Trump.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 06:40 PM (zZu0s)

17 Sophie Cunningham looks sturdy enough to withstand a dilbow or two.
Posted by: Eromero at August 08, 2025 06:39 PM (jgmnb)

She's decently hot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 06:41 PM (zZu0s)

18 ALSO, the "trans" movement is the most adherent to "traditional gender roles." The movement thinks lipstick and a hairstyle makes a person a woman. The movement thinks if a man likes "feminine things" (???) he must be a woman, penis be damned.

I mean the whole thing...
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Been my point for a while.

Also "trans", suggests an other side. There are no sides in a fluid.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 06:41 PM (krQz2)

19 Sophie Cunningham is 6'1". Were gonna need a bigger dildo.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 08, 2025 06:41 PM (jxs9b)

20 The old Democrat Party claimed, "We're not socialists, we're just liberals."

The new Democrat Party says, "We're not communists, we're just socialists."
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Ace, let's not be over deterministic here. There were very staunch anti-Communists Democrats back in the day. Ronald Reagan was one of them.

I'm old enough to remember when "Scoop Jackson" Democrats were a thing, as were pro-life Dems.

The party has been hijacked, and a big part of the problem is all the Boomers who THINK Scoop Jackson still has a place in the party. He doesn't. He's dead and his grave has been desecrated in every imaginable way.

Truth is a powerful weapon, and if we want to pierce the veil of lies the media has employed, we have to emphasize that these are NOT THE OLD DEMOCRATS. Their are weirdos and usurpers.

Remember the Hard Hat Riot and how Al Gore (of all people!) was a conservative, chosen to balance Slick Willie. Tipper hated dirty song lyrics, but 30 years later Albert is needing his chokra released.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 08, 2025 06:41 PM (ZOv7s)

21 Aphorisms like "the early bird gets the festive little hat"

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 08, 2025 06:41 PM (BXf0+)

22 When I was a kid the message was "Nothing wrong with a girl playing with trucks".

Today it's "Quick, get that boy a penis!"

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 06:42 PM (krQz2)

23 When will jobless students start suing universities for teaching them nothing but hating Jews?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at August 08, 2025 06:37 PM


Hey now, that is a marketable skill if they move to the middle east. They can get a big locality bonus if they move to gaza and join hamas like so many of them want to.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 08, 2025 06:42 PM (0N4FZ)

24 The dildo range comment is good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 06:36 PM (zZu0s)
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WNBA ratings would soar if the players had to doge dildos at the free throw line.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 08, 2025 06:43 PM (ZOv7s)

25 Aphorisms like "the early bird gets the festive little hat"
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 08, 2025 06:41 PM (BXf0+)

ace sitting on a Vespa.

Or

Ace swinging a messenger bag.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 06:43 PM (zZu0s)

26 "To each their own."

Never heard of it (number disagreement).

Posted by: Bombadil at August 08, 2025 06:43 PM (MX0bI)

27 >> In fact, some young people say they've never heard of these formerly-common aphorisms like "It's a free country."

Well as I love to point out - 50% of under-18 year olds in this country are not white.

In other words - 20-30% are immigrants or children of immigrants. Many from cultures who have decidedly different views on all of these issues than we do.

I dont think "everyone is entitled to his own opinion" is a way of life in India or China.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 08, 2025 06:43 PM (04Xj5)

28 We have somehow stumbled into an alternate universe.

It's the Large Hardon Collider.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 08, 2025 06:44 PM (BXf0+)

29 The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Posted by: Bombadil at August 08, 2025 06:44 PM (MX0bI)

30 WNBA ratings would soar if the players had to doge dildos at the free throw line.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 08, 2025 06:43 PM (ZOv7s)
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"Catching" them would be more impressive.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 06:44 PM (krQz2)

31 Warren is a Marxist too

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2025 06:44 PM (+qU29)

32 Just auto-replace "Democrat" with "Commie Bastard".

It just rolls off the tongue.

Posted by: Chuck at August 08, 2025 06:44 PM (QKD5H)

33 When I was a kid the message was "Nothing wrong with a girl playing with trucks".

Today it's "Quick, get that boy a penis!"
Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 06:42 PM (krQz2)
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More like: "Quick, cut off that boy's tits! Quick, cut of that girl's dick!"

They do not add anything, just destroy healthy tissue.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 08, 2025 06:44 PM (ZOv7s)

34 How did you like the movie, Ace? 🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at August 08, 2025 06:44 PM (SRRAx)

35 We have somehow stumbled into an alternate universe.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 08, 2025 06:44 PM (BXf0+)
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"Bearenstain Bears" was the first clue!

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 06:45 PM (krQz2)

36 "Catching" them would be more impressive.
Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 06:44 PM (krQz2)
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Interesting split between those who like the D and those who like it but deny it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 08, 2025 06:45 PM (ZOv7s)

37 I’m laughing so hard there are tears in my eyes from the coach’s press conference.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 08, 2025 06:46 PM (hlNLQ)

38 "Catching" them would be more impressive.
Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 06:44 PM (krQz2)

It would be better ball work that these gals have done their entire lives.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 06:46 PM (zZu0s)

39 WNBA ratings would soar if the players had to doge dildos at the free throw line.
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I doubt it would further impair their shooting percentages.

Posted by: Crusader at August 08, 2025 06:46 PM (TN0g+)

40 Reagan and Newt's successes destroyed any semblence of balance in the Democrat Party. Right-leaning and moderate Dems either lost election or became Republicans. The Democrats were left to the tender mercies of the Bolsheviks.

Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 06:46 PM (jc0TO)

41 The way things are going I expect the WNBA to have sponsored ‘bobblehead dildo’ nights next season.

Posted by: Bang-a-gong at August 08, 2025 06:46 PM (SRiFu)

42 11
'When will jobless students start suing universities for teaching them nothing but hating Jews?'

That isn't the only hate they teach.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 08, 2025 06:46 PM (3wi/L)

43 Warren is a Marxist too
Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2025 06:44 PM (+qU29)

How ?

(could not resist!)

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 06:46 PM (g47mK)

44 That war... that has been declared against us? Yea... might want to acknowledge it and act accordingly.

Or not.

It doesn't have to be violent... but it's likely. So what to do?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 08, 2025 06:46 PM (Q4IgG)

45 16 You ever wonder if the left at this point is not even that pro immigrant as they are 1) sunk cost phallic and mostly 2) we don't want illegals, ergo they have to outdo each other shoving them down our throats.

Also 3) it's about fighting Trump.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 06:40 PM (zZu0s)

I have never met anyone who is pro the current immigration situation. Left or right. White or black. American Canadian or european.

What they are is terrified of being called a racist. We need to stop that shit. Or as they say "sticks and stones may break my bones …"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 08, 2025 06:46 PM (04Xj5)

46 Alex Stein's first jobs were as a bail bondsman, in a family of bail bondsmen. Telling Chivos that they have to go but the big booty latinas can stay is probably the less dangerous career path

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 06:47 PM (rbvCR)

47 The new Democrat Party says, "We're not communists, we're just socialists."
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"A distinction without a difference."

Posted by: Crusader at August 08, 2025 06:47 PM (TN0g+)

48 Saban did the same thing to the SEC, btw. LSU fired a coach that guaranteed them 10 wins a year just because he couldn't consistently defeat Nick Saban.

Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 06:47 PM (jc0TO)

49 I have an entirely different conception of the”dildo range”

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 08, 2025 06:47 PM (hlNLQ)

50 Sophie Cunningham looks sturdy enough to withstand a dilbow or two.
Posted by: Eromero at August 08, 2025 06:39 PM (jgmnb)

She is cute enough that she probably doesn't have to resort to one. Unlike many of the WNBA hos.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2025 06:47 PM (5WIH7)

51 i.e. national socialism.
Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 06:34 PM (krQz2)


You forgot to start that post with "Actually"

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 06:48 PM (rbvCR)

52 That isn't the only hate they teach.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 08, 2025 06:46 PM (3wi/L)

Exactly. Its okay if they hate America or whites or any of the freedoms we enjoy. But we draw the line at whether or not they like Jews?

What is that?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 08, 2025 06:48 PM (04Xj5)

53 In all actuality, feminists and woke journalists (but I repeat myself) are damaging society. They have done so much damage that their influence has infected whole societies to the point of near collapse.

In the United States, approximately 77% of K–12 teachers are female. While i haven’t looked up stats on political affiliation, voting trends suggest that a significant portion lean toward progressive or left-leaning viewpoints. This demographic imbalance can influence the perspectives and values shaping young minds. When such a disparity exists, the lack of diverse viewpoints—regardless of teaching ability—may reduce the balance of approaches in problem-solving, instruction, discipline, and empathy, as men and women often bring different tendencies and perspectives to these areas. It would be hard to ignore that this also has a tendency to plant the seeds of ideological bias.

As with everything in life, balance is important. Based on what we know today, balance is a crime from the viewpoint of hard-core leftists..

Posted by: Trip at August 08, 2025 06:48 PM (9BJNk)

54 The City University of New York's York College's Master of Social Work program has eliminated the term "field" from its curriculum, citing its potential to cause trauma for black Americans due to the word's association with slavery.


Maybe they should eliminate the name from Master as well, hhhmmm CUNY?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 08, 2025 06:48 PM (2WIwB)

55 Another "Thank your for attention to this matter" proclamation from POTUS. Putin is going to meet Trump in Alaska for a summit on Aug 15.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 08, 2025 06:49 PM (w6EFb)

56 I have an entirely different conception of the”dildo range”
Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 08, 2025 06:47 PM (hlNLQ)
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The dildo is evolving. Once exclusively considered a close-in device, a new generation is seeing it as a missile weapon.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 08, 2025 06:49 PM (ZOv7s)

57 The Massachusetts thing is insane, but it all is. Fucking crazy.
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Its abuse of office, pure and simple. She literally is taking American's money and gifting it to invaders. And she will be re-elected by those who are having their money taken from them.

Posted by: Crusader at August 08, 2025 06:49 PM (TN0g+)

58 Exactly. Its okay if they hate America or whites or any of the freedoms we enjoy. But we draw the line at whether or not they like Jews?

What is that?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 08, 2025 06:48 PM


I only note it because it is amusingly petard hoisting.

Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 06:49 PM (jc0TO)

59 Warren is a Marxist too

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2025 06:44 PM


warren is not a marxist, she is more aligned with the old Soviet communist party. She wants all of your stuff and she wants her and her buddies to keep their stuff.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 08, 2025 06:50 PM (0N4FZ)

60 Its abuse of office, pure and simple. She literally is taking American's money and gifting it to invaders. And she will be re-elected by those who are having their money taken from them.
Posted by: Crusader at August 08, 2025 06:49 PM


It's a free country. The polity has the right to be wrong, as long as they don't try to export it.

Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 06:50 PM (jc0TO)

61 Another "Thank your for attention to this matter" proclamation from POTUS. Putin is going to meet Trump in Alaska for a summit on Aug 15.

==

HA! You can see Russian from there!

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 06:50 PM (g47mK)

62 The City University of New York's York College's Master of Social Work program has eliminated the term "field" from its curriculum, citing its potential to cause trauma for black Americans due to the word's association with slavery.


Maybe they should eliminate the name from Master as well, hhhmmm CUNY?
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And remove "College" from the name as well, because blacks didn't get to go to college for a very long time.

Posted by: Crusader at August 08, 2025 06:51 PM (TN0g+)

63 Did they run out of green ones?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 08, 2025 06:51 PM (63Dwl)

64 Hare, hunter, field.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 08, 2025 06:51 PM (63Dwl)

65 I think it is a perfect venue!

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 06:51 PM (g47mK)

66 Reagan and Newt's successes destroyed any semblence of balance in the Democrat Party. Right-leaning and moderate Dems either lost election or became Republicans. The Democrats were left to the tender mercies of the Bolsheviks.
Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 06:46 PM (jc0TO)


I notice that Central American and African dictators became increasingly insane from 50's on. Part of that was because with subsidies from the West to support them in specific policy stances, there was no reason to care about what they looked like or if they were electable, or even if they had to support themselves in the face of opposition.
The Left has gone the same path, I think, for the same reason. So much money flowed in no matter how horrible they were.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 06:51 PM (rbvCR)

67 I am hoping that strict internal immigration enforcement will drive the illegals to these sanctuary cities and states.

Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 06:52 PM (jc0TO)

68 I only note it because it is amusingly petard hoisting.
Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 06:49 PM (jc0TO)

I note it because it is stupid. "You maga people are racist!" "Yeah well you leftists are antisemites!"

It is juvenile and does nothing to advance an argument.

Be as anti Jew or pro Jew as you want. Just do it from your own country.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 08, 2025 06:52 PM (04Xj5)

69 The City University of New York's York College's Master of Social Work program has eliminated the term "field" from its curriculum, citing its potential to cause trauma for black Americans due to the word's association with slavery.
___________________________________

Goodbye:
Mrs. Field's Cookies
Field of Dreams
Sally Fields
Wrigley Field
magnetic field
gravitational field
fielding a team
fielding an army
Flander's Field (where poppys grow)
field goals

People are, definitely, getting dumber.

Posted by: Orson at August 08, 2025 06:53 PM (dIske)

70 57
'Its abuse of office, pure and simple. '

It's that and a bit more. They're aiding and abetting criminal behavior with state funds. I don't know which law(s) that breaks but it is certainly some.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 08, 2025 06:53 PM (3wi/L)

71 Be as anti Jew or pro Jew as you want. Just do it from your own country.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 08, 2025 06:52 PM



I live here.

Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 06:53 PM (jc0TO)

72 It's totally the children's choice, right? Sex and the City "star" Cynthia Nixon: "My kid is trans, my sister's kids are trans, every kid I know is trans and proud."

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Bet they all have vegan cats too.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2025 06:54 PM (dDmld)

73 52
'Exactly. Its okay if they hate America or whites or any of the freedoms we enjoy. But we draw the line at whether or not they like Jews?'

Yes. you got my point. The silence on anti-white crimes is deafening.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 08, 2025 06:55 PM (3wi/L)

74 So do Marxists
That's Marxism, the population gets lowest equality and tje party lives the good life

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2025 06:55 PM (+qU29)

75
Jen Pawol is set this weekend to become the first female umpire to appear in a regular-season MLB game. I reckon she's one of the AAA call-ups used in the course of a season, some few of which will become a member of the regular staff.

Really, the road even to this point for any umpire is a long and arduous one. The life of a minor-league umpire is miserable and low-paid and it's hard to advance through the various levels. So I have to hand it to her for that.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 06:55 PM (kkTda)

76 62 The City University of New York's York College's Master of Social Work program has eliminated the term "field" from its curriculum, citing its potential to cause trauma for black Americans due to the word's association with slavery.

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I don't get it.

Posted by: WC Fields at August 08, 2025 06:55 PM (dDmld)

77 My thinking on the Mondoni thing is that NYC is ultimately ruled by the bankers and big firms in town, so the Mayor gets to say whatever he wants.

On the margins, I guess he can make the city MORE socialist than it already is (which is a lot), but he's not going to touch the money that rules the city.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2025 06:55 PM (dGCAG)

78 Be as anti Jew or pro Jew as you want. Just do it from your own country.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 08, 2025 06:52 PM (04Xj5)

Sure, but calling the left antisemitic these days in practice is also descriptive.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 06:55 PM (zZu0s)

79 There'll be no revelry on the dildo range.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 06:55 PM (i24o9)

80 Don't throw anything on the court. I'd say that about any object, for any sport, for any level. The only exception I can think of is the tossing of hats for 3 hockey goals, which is a celebration of a rare acheivement and is a tradition accepted by the league for 50 years or so. Otherwise it's obnoxious and could cause injury. That is all.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 06:56 PM (Dv3i1)

81 Yes. you got my point. The silence on anti-white crimes is deafening.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 08, 2025 06:55 PM (3wi/L)

This is valid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 06:56 PM (zZu0s)

82 I may be seeking a patent on my Dildo Cannon concept.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2025 06:57 PM (dDmld)

83 fighting "Trump terrorism."

But when muzzies rape women and children, splody things and people, and generally f things up, that's not terrorism, right?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 08, 2025 06:57 PM (ynpvh)

84 All Quiet on the Dildo Front.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 08, 2025 06:57 PM (WvZaB)

85 There'll be no revelry on the dildo range.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 06:55 PM


Ready on the left, ready on the right, all ready on the dildo range. Commence firing!

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 08, 2025 06:57 PM (0N4FZ)

86 Home On The Dildo Range

Oh, give them a bone where the lesbaloes roam
Where the Queers and the Trans and Woke play;
Though they don't condone, the dildoes that'r thrown
It won't make up for the disparate pay.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 06:57 PM (i24o9)

87 What about "cotton"? Can we still say cotton?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2025 06:57 PM (dDmld)

88 LOL. So much communist cant.

I once asked a cantor if he sang; he said, "No, I cant"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 08, 2025 06:58 PM (ynpvh)

89 82 I may be seeking a patent on my Dildo Cannon concept.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2025 06:57 PM (dDmld)

If it spreads to other sports, Dildo Catching Mitt.

Posted by: davidt at August 08, 2025 06:58 PM (i0F8b)

90
I live here.
Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 06:53 PM (jc0TO)

I was more referring to the kids losing their student visas for being anti Israel on campuses.

I am fine with them not getting student visas but their stances on Israel or Jews in general should not play in to the equation at all.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 08, 2025 06:58 PM (04Xj5)

91 All Quiet on the Dildo Front.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 08, 2025 06:57 PM (WvZaB)

Gives new meaning the 'No Man's Land.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 06:58 PM (zZu0s)

92 WNBA knob attack.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 08, 2025 06:59 PM (jxs9b)

93 Hahaha...
And the dildo jokes keep rolling along...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 08, 2025 06:59 PM (ynpvh)

94 I am fine with them not getting student visas but their stances on Israel or Jews in general should not play in to the equation at all.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 08, 2025 06:58 PM


They are guests. Anything they do that is offensive at all need not be tolerated.

Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 06:59 PM (jc0TO)

95 What about "cotton"? Can we still say cotton?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2025 06:57 PM (dDmld)

Bold move, Cotton. Let's see how it works out for them!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 06:59 PM (zZu0s)

96 Happiness is a Warm Dildo.

Posted by: The Beatles at August 08, 2025 07:00 PM (i0F8b)

97 89 82 I may be seeking a patent on my Dildo Cannon concept.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2025 06:57 PM (dDmld)

If it spreads to other sports, Dildo Catching Mitt.

Posted by: davidt at August 08, 2025 06:58 PM (i0F8b)

Oh my...

Posted by: George Takei at August 08, 2025 07:00 PM (ynpvh)

98 Wait til you see my Dildo Holster!

Posted by: Samantha Bee at August 08, 2025 07:00 PM (dDmld)

99
Sean Duffy statement on Jim Lovell:
https://tinyurl.com/2yxjs3pr

And here's Jim on the Gemini 7 mission, wearing a quite unfortunate looking spacesuit, the special G5C Gemini suit:
https://tinyurl.com/28g6zkfk

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 08, 2025 07:00 PM (w6EFb)

100 64
'Hare, hunter, field.'

Isn't that from Judgment at Nuremburg?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 08, 2025 07:01 PM (3wi/L)

101 Happiness is a Warm Dildo.
Posted by: The Beatles at August 08, 2025 07:00 PM (i0F8b)

*ponders*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 07:01 PM (zZu0s)

102 Hahaha...
And the dildo jokes keep rolling along...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 08, 2025 06:59 PM (ynpvh)

They're inserted into every thread.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2025 07:01 PM (dGCAG)

103 When they outlaw dildos, only outlaws will have dildos.

Posted by: Deep, Rubber Thoughts at August 08, 2025 07:02 PM (RIQol)

104 102 Hahaha...
And the dildo jokes keep rolling along...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 08, 2025 06:59 PM (ynpvh)

They're inserted into every thread.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2025 07:01 PM (dGCAG)

rather deeply too, I'll say.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 08, 2025 07:02 PM (ynpvh)

105 >They're inserted into every thread.


Hammered, you could say.

Posted by: Paul Pelosi at August 08, 2025 07:02 PM (i0F8b)

106 >>The dildo range comment is good.

I laughed.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 07:02 PM (viF8m)

107 Lizzy has a fever. And the only cure is MORE SOCIALISM!

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 07:02 PM (krQz2)

108
If we do make it back to the Moon, Jim Lovell and Fred Haise's shoes need to be taken up there, and their footprints placed in the Moon dirt.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 08, 2025 07:02 PM (w6EFb)

109 They are guests. Anything they do that is offensive at all need not be tolerated.
Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 06:59 PM (jc0TO)

Them being here at all is offensive to me. For every rich Asian kid well connected to the CCP or wealthy son of a sheik on our college campuses there is one farmers son from Iowa not on the campus.

That offends me as an American.

Their views on various countries and peoples in the Middle East doesnt matter to me.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 08, 2025 07:02 PM (04Xj5)

110 Isn't Warren a slumlord?

Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 07:03 PM (jc0TO)

111 107 Lizzy has a fever. And the only cure is MORE SOCIALISM!

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 07:02 PM (krQz2)

Here, have a giant green dildo, Fauxahontas...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 08, 2025 07:03 PM (ynpvh)

112 104 102 Hahaha...
And the dildo jokes keep rolling along...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 08, 2025 06:59 PM (ynpvh)

They're inserted into every thread.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2025 07:01 PM (dGCAG)

rather deeply too, I'll say.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at Au

Getting into virgin territory.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 07:03 PM (zZu0s)

113 110 Isn't Warren a slumlord?

Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 07:03 PM (jc0TO)

I Know Warlock and AlGore were/are...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 08, 2025 07:03 PM (ynpvh)

114 >> I am hoping that strict internal immigration enforcement will drive the illegals to these sanctuary cities and states.

It already is. NY has been invaded. And when they lose the lawsuit that will force them to end federal programs for illegal aliens it’s going to get randy.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 08, 2025 07:03 PM (WT51m)

115 54 The City University of New York's York College's Master of Social Work program has eliminated the term "field" from its curriculum, citing its potential to cause trauma for black Americans due to the word's association with slavery.
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But the word 'slavery' doesn't cause trauma. Interesting.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 07:03 PM (Dv3i1)

116 Their views on various countries and peoples in the Middle East doesnt matter to me.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 08, 2025 07:02 PM


It does to me. Checkmate.

Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 07:03 PM (jc0TO)

117 Find a woman who looks at you like Liz Warren looks at socialism.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 07:04 PM (krQz2)

118 “A board member took issue with Clepper's remarks and called over a police officer to remove him from the meeting. While he was being escorted out, another board member noted the district's attorney had requested that Clepper not be removed.”

And nothing happens to the cop for acting on an illegal order? Of course not. The Nuremburg Defense applies only to cops.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 08, 2025 07:04 PM (vm8sq)

119 117 Find a woman who looks at you like Liz Warren looks at socialism.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 07:04 PM (krQz2)

You mean expecting you to pay for everything, get nothing in return?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 08, 2025 07:05 PM (ynpvh)

120 LOL

"Stop playing basketball on the dildo range." Lol.


I watched Gutfeld on "Late Show." He was really funny. I can't wait until he's on Colbert.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 17.7% at August 08, 2025 07:05 PM (jvJvP)

121 Has anyone confirmed the meaning behind the green in the dildo hijinks?

I just assumed that is a response to the "Pay us what we're owed" campaign...and someone associated green with money, and the dildo to what they are actually owed.

Posted by: Orson at August 08, 2025 07:05 PM (dIske)

122
I may be seeking a patent on my Dildo Cannon concept.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2025 06:57 PM (dDmld)


Not sure if that falls under Cooperative Patent Classification A61H 19/44 (Physical therapy apparatus; Massage for the genitals; Devices insertable in the genitals; Having substantially cylindrical shape, e.g. dildos) or F41B 11/89 (Compressed-gas guns; Specially adapted for particular purposes; For toys).

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 07:05 PM (kkTda)

123 You mean expecting you to pay for everything, get nothing in return?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 08, 2025 07:05 PM (ynpvh)

*types * *deletes*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 07:05 PM (zZu0s)

124 Liz Warren play with forked dildo.

Posted by: Cherokee Tribe at August 08, 2025 07:05 PM (i0F8b)

125 121 Has anyone confirmed the meaning behind the green in the dildo hijinks?

I just assumed that is a response to the "Pay us what we're owed" campaign...and someone associated green with money, and the dildo to what they are actually owed.

Posted by: Orson at August 08, 2025 07:05 PM (dIske)

He was passive-aggresive about being a dick...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 08, 2025 07:06 PM (ynpvh)

126 A board member took issue with Clepper's remarks and called over a police officer to remove him from the meeting.

This shit happens a lot, all over the country, in school board and city council meetings. The fascist pigs who give these orders and the fascist pigs who carry them out should all be federally imprisoned for deprivation of rights under color of law.

Posted by: Question authoritarians at August 08, 2025 07:06 PM (KOE6H)

127 Assholes are like opinions. Every asshole has, like, three opinions.

If you ask me, there aren't enough green dildos for all these assholes. If Crew Dragon was a green dildo, it wouldn't be enough for even the assholes just at Boeing. If the entire MAGA movement was a green dildo, China is still too big an asshole.

Oh wait, that's three opinions. Never mind.

Posted by: Bombadil at August 08, 2025 07:06 PM (MX0bI)

128 We can rebuild it. We have the technology. We can make it better than it was. Better, stronger, faster.

The Six Million Dollar Dildo.

Posted by: Oscar Goldman at August 08, 2025 07:07 PM (wVcYX)

129 You mean expecting you to pay for everything, get nothing in return?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 08, 2025 07:05 PM (ynpvh)

Sounds like the modern dating scene.

Posted by: A real man would buy dinner for my 8 illegitimate kids! at August 08, 2025 07:08 PM (KOE6H)

130 I watched Gutfeld on "Late Show." He was really funny. I can't wait until he's on Colbert.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 17.7% at August 08, 2025 07:05 PM (jvJvP)
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So did I.

I think that Fallon was the extent of the King of Late Night's "circuit" of other late night talk shows.

Fallon was even willing to admit he had hung out with Gutfeld.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 07:08 PM (krQz2)

131 Don't throw anything on the court. I'd say that about any object, for any sport, for any level. The only exception I can think of is the tossing of hats for 3 hockey goals, which is a celebration of a rare acheivement and is a tradition accepted by the league for 50 years or so. Otherwise it's obnoxious and could cause injury. That is all.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 06

Hockey fans have also been known to throw team sweaters on the ice to protest poor team performance. That's stupid because those suckers not cheap.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at August 08, 2025 07:08 PM (kTd/k)

132 Stanky hoe-ass American women are now getting, get this, tattoos of hair in their armpits so that they always appear hairy and smelly even if they shave.

That's how you know you have way to much spare money to spend on cosmetic stuff.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 08, 2025 07:08 PM (a+4eV)

133 When using the dildo catcher’s mitt, do you keep your index finger out, or in? (I’m an innie myself).

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 08, 2025 07:08 PM (hlNLQ)

134 >>Has anyone confirmed the meaning behind the green in the dildo hijinks?

Yea. It was started by a crypto guerrilla marketing campaign to build awareness.

That person gets a raise.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 07:09 PM (viF8m)

135 “Do people not know what words mean any longer?“

No, they don’t, or we would have stupid terms like “insurance provider” instead of “insurer”, “job provider” instead of “employer”, etc

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 08, 2025 07:09 PM (vm8sq)

136 When using the dildo catcher’s mitt, do you keep your index finger out, or in? (I’m an innie myself).
Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 08, 2025 07:08 PM


Out if they are heating it up. In if they just throw junk.

Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 07:09 PM (jc0TO)

137 Liz Warren play with forked dildo.
Posted by: Cherokee Tribe
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It does seem like throwing double-headers on the court might be more appropriate.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 08, 2025 07:09 PM (XvL8K)

138 I can’t believe people pay to attend a WNBA game, Are there no hobos or druggies to watch urinate in the street? Because I’m pretty sure that would be a better show.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 08, 2025 07:09 PM (WT51m)

139 This shit happens a lot, all over the country, in school board and city council meetings.
Posted by: Question authoritarians at August 08, 2025 07:06 PM (KOE6H)

________________________

I once attended at school board meeting and some guy (no one knew who he was) walked up to the public microphone and started eating a bag of chips. He just stood there and crunched away. Then, he turned, and just walked out. It was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. It had to be a bet.

Posted by: Orson at August 08, 2025 07:10 PM (dIske)

140 I can’t believe people pay to attend a WNBA game, Are there no hobos or druggies to watch urinate in the street? Because I’m pretty sure that would be a better show.
Posted by: Vengeance at August 08, 2025 07:09 PM



Bum fights for a fiver.

Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 07:10 PM (jc0TO)

141 124- that’s okay, her dildo range has two stations (presumably)

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 08, 2025 07:10 PM (hlNLQ)

142 Don't throw anything on the court. I'd say that about any object, for any sport, for any level. The only exception I can think of is the tossing of hats for 3 hockey goals, which is a celebration of a rare acheivement and is a tradition accepted by the league for 50 years or so. Otherwise it's obnoxious and could cause injury. That is all.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 06
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Agree. And I think the "dildo range" comment was boorish at best.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 07:10 PM (krQz2)

143 Is it still a fiver? Did Joeflation make a sawbuck?

Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 07:10 PM (jc0TO)

144 "left- and center-leaning"
What does center-leaning mean, anyway? You can lean back, right, left, etc., but you can't lean toward center. It's a meaningless phrase.

Posted by: PG at August 08, 2025 07:10 PM (gQbO4)

145 Sophie Cunningham is not bad looking.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 08, 2025 07:11 PM (PGK1w)

146 I can’t believe people pay to attend a WNBA game, Are there no hobos or druggies to watch urinate in the street? Because I’m pretty sure that would be a better show.
Posted by: Vengeance at August 08, 2025 07:09 PM


Bum fights for a fiver.
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In the early days of the internet bum fights were a staple.

Posted by: Crusader at August 08, 2025 07:11 PM (TN0g+)

147 I once attended at school board meeting and some guy (no one knew who he was) walked up to the public microphone and started eating a bag of chips. He just stood there and crunched away. Then, he turned, and just walked out.

Posted by: Orson at August 08, 2025 07:10 PM (dIske)
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I wonder how much that bet was for.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 07:11 PM (krQz2)

148
What does center-leaning mean, anyway? .

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The Extreme Left of the Extreme Right.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 07:12 PM (kkTda)

149 Like Wine on Rice

Tow the Line

The Early Bird Gets a Turn

Posted by: polinikes at August 08, 2025 07:12 PM (VofaG)

150 'Merica

https://tinyurl.com/2ret9fun

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 07:12 PM (Dv3i1)

151 "left- and center-leaning"
What does center-leaning mean, anyway? You can lean back, right, left, etc., but you can't lean toward center. It's a meaningless phrase.

Posted by: PG at August 08, 2025 07:10 PM (gQbO4)
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The English language is too constricting for their genius.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 07:12 PM (krQz2)

152 What does center-leaning mean, anyway? .

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it's when they forget to close the blog tags or something

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 07:13 PM (g47mK)

153 The people of MA forfeited the confidence of Maura Healey so yes, she will dissolve the people and elect another. And if they are illegally here from other countries, so much the better, and so be it. (h/t, Brecht)

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 08, 2025 07:13 PM (vm8sq)

154 Sophie Cunningham is not bad looking.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 08, 2025 07:11 PM


No Marfan looking fingers or face. Pretty unbusty but she is an athlete.

I'd hit it.

Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 07:13 PM (jc0TO)

155 149 Like Wine on Rice

Tow the Line

The Early Bird Gets a Turn
Posted by: polinikes

It's a doggy dog world

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 07:13 PM (Dv3i1)

156 Isn't Warren a slumlord?

I think she was flipping houses. Buy low sell high.

Posted by: DanMan at August 08, 2025 07:13 PM (8uzBS)

157 An aphorism that more people need to be familiar with?

FAFO

It can provide an education and life lessons like no other.

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 08, 2025 07:14 PM (144I4)

158 still a fiver? Did Joeflation make a sawbuck?

$20, same as in town.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 08, 2025 07:14 PM (3PSuS)

159 Don't throw anything on the court. I'd say that about any object, for any sport, for any level. The only exception I can think of is the tossing of hats for 3 hockey goals, which is a celebration of a rare acheivement and is a tradition accepted by the league for 50 years or so. Otherwise it's obnoxious and could cause injury. That is all.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 06
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Agree. And I think the "dildo range" comment was boorish at best.
Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 07:10 PM (krQz2)

Once upon a time it was much more common for fans to throw things onto the playing field. Sometimes food, sometimes trash... it was a form of communication, and I suppose it was understood that it was not meant to harm the players.

Then someone for the first time decided to throw a bottle or a battery or some other heavy object, and it's been frowned upon since. Except I think Cub fans still throw home run balls from the other team onto the field.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2025 07:14 PM (dGCAG)

160 Sophie Cunningham is not bad looking.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 08, 2025 07:11 PM (PGK1w)

She's my dream girl. A good looking tomboy that stayed straight.

Posted by: polinikes at August 08, 2025 07:14 PM (VofaG)

161 The City University Of Social Work Programs Of New York City has also banned the words "crack pipe" as these are hurtful to black New Yorkers who only wish to get high and loot.

Posted by: Zohran Mamdani, Lady Boy And Lover OF CAAK at August 08, 2025 07:15 PM (R/m4+)

162 I can’t believe people pay to attend a WNBA game, Are there no hobos or druggies to watch urinate in the street? Because I’m pretty sure that would be a better show.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 08, 2025 07:09 PM


Back in the day when the wnba connecticut team played at the mohegan sun casino they were giving out free tickets like crazy to boost the numbers. The only time they actually came close to filling the building was if the team made it to the playoffs.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 08, 2025 07:15 PM (0N4FZ)

163 It's a doggy dog world

We's holdin a visual fo my homie.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 08, 2025 07:16 PM (3PSuS)

164 150 'Merica

https://tinyurl.com/2ret9fun
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 07:12 PM (Dv3i1)

You know, the ettes will say I am a cad, but I thought for a second that the brunette at the end of the video was going to flash the camera.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 07:16 PM (zZu0s)

165 Nic correction

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 07:16 PM (VofaG)

166 156
'Isn't Warren a slumlord?

I think she was flipping houses. Buy low sell high.'

Heap big wampum.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 08, 2025 07:16 PM (3wi/L)

167 'Merica

https://tinyurl.com/2ret9fun

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 07:12 PM (Dv3i1)

And like that, he became American.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 07:16 PM (i24o9)

168 I think she was flipping houses. Buy low sell high.
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Shouldn't she be doing that the other way around?

Delivering nice homes to the "less fortunate"?

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 07:18 PM (krQz2)

169 Why not just tattoo flies and spiders under your arms and tits?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 08, 2025 07:18 PM (3PSuS)

170 Warren is to Real Estate as Pelosi is to Stock Market.

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 07:19 PM (g47mK)

171 This shit happens a lot, all over the country, in school board and city council meetings. The fascist pigs who give these orders and the fascist pigs who carry them out should all be federally imprisoned for deprivation of rights under color of law.
Posted by: Question authoritarians at August 08, 2025 07:06 PM (KOE6H)

The police officer here did the right thing, He’s just following orders. Why can’t goobers like you figure that out? People need to shut up and unquestioningly respect police officers,

Posted by: Michael Berry at August 08, 2025 07:19 PM (vm8sq)

172 Masculinity is crippling society. Could trans men be the key to changing that?

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This has been the attitude during my late teens when every rock star had hair longer than me but then again they were pretty and did not have a beard or a mo. Freddy Mercury ruined that and he was the one who wore a skirt in a video clip. Now we know what drove that.

Posted by: Decaf at August 08, 2025 07:19 PM (unUNN)

173 Trans men. That's women, right?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 07:20 PM (zZu0s)

174 Merica

https://tinyurl.com/2ret9fun

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 07:12 PM (Dv3i1)

And like that, he became American.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 07:16 PM (i24o9)

Looks like a normal weekend in Louisiana to me.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 07:20 PM (VofaG)

175 Shooting at Emery University in Atlanta. A civillian and a law enforcement officer sent to the hospital and the shooter is dead. No other details that I saw.

Posted by: Crusader at August 08, 2025 07:20 PM (TN0g+)

176 Flander's Field (where poppys grow)
field goals

People are, definitely, getting dumber.
Posted by: Orson at August 08, 2025 06:53 PM (dIske)

Flander doesn’t own a field.

In Flanders Fields where the poppies grow…

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 08, 2025 07:20 PM (vm8sq)

177 I applaud the use of Green Dildos as a way to educate our young persons of the various ways they can pleasure themselves and others while celebrating strong lesbian women engaged in a contact sport.

Posted by: Your Local 8th Grade Government School Groomer Teacher at August 08, 2025 07:21 PM (R/m4+)

178 It's all just a damp squid.

But that's a mute point.

Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo at August 08, 2025 07:21 PM (0aYVJ)

179 Trans men. That's women, right?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 07:20 PM (zZu0s)
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Yes. There is an n and a t in "trans", just think of it as "NOT".

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 07:21 PM (krQz2)

180 The police officer here did the right thing, He’s just following orders. Why can’t goobers like you figure that out? People need to shut up and unquestioningly respect police officers.

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And don't forget about us!

Posted by: Motorcyle Robbers Pretending to Be Cops at August 08, 2025 07:22 PM (TN0g+)

181
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 08, 2025 07:22 PM (tljrc)

182 >>Once upon a time it was much more common for fans to throw things onto the playing field. Sometimes food, sometimes trash... it was a form of communication, and I suppose it was understood that it was not meant to harm the players.

Sometimes octopi.

Loosen up your sphincter. We are fighting a cultural battle against people who live to mutilate children and beat up women and pro-life old men. We used to get pelleted with snowballs in November football games in frigging high school.

Nobody has been hurt with the dildos of death.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 07:22 PM (viF8m)

183 Shooting at Emery University in Atlanta. A civillian and a law enforcement officer sent to the hospital and the shooter is dead. No other details that I saw.

Posted by: Crusader at August 08, 2025 07:20 PM (TN0g+)
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Possibly white.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 07:22 PM (krQz2)

184 Bear in mind that for 70 years, the Democrat Party has denied that they were socialists.


Speaking of bears, the Seattle Kracken mascot was in Alaska filming a commercial and a big brown bear seemed to take exception. Ha!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 08, 2025 07:23 PM (2WIwB)

185 Last glass of Tamdu Scotch

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2025 07:23 PM (+qU29)

186 Trans men. That's women, right?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 07:20 PM (zZu0s)

I don't know what percentage of people calling themselves trannies actually get operations. I suspect it's not a majority. Maybe nowhere near.

In which case, if you are a chick who decides she's a dude, what the hell difference is there between you and a garden variety lesbo?

Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2025 07:23 PM (dGCAG)

187 I still want to see one of those vibrating ones squirming across the court with a couple refs chasing after it.

Posted by: wth at August 08, 2025 07:23 PM (v0R5T)

188 Loosen up your sphincter.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 07:22 PM (viF8m)

Lighten up, Francis, is also acceptable.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 07:23 PM (i24o9)

189 Great the police haters have shown up.

Eat a dick.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 07:24 PM (VofaG)

190 7 The Massachusetts thing is insane, but it all is. Fucking crazy.
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Its abuse of office, pure and simple. She literally is taking American's money and gifting it to invaders. And she will be re-elected by those who are having their money taken from them.
Posted by: Crusader at August 08, 2025 06:49 PM (TN0g+)

MA should simply lose its statehood over this and be reorganized as a territory. Yeah, I know, John Adam’s wrote its Constitution, but sorry, MA is no longer worthy.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 08, 2025 07:24 PM (vm8sq)

191
I don't know what percentage of people calling themselves trannies actually get operations. I suspect it's not a majority. Maybe nowhere near.

In which case, if you are a chick who decides she's a dude, what the hell difference is there between you and a garden variety lesbo?

Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2025 07:23 PM (dGCAG)

Actually, it's men who never do any surgery. Most women take their breasts off (and some even do a hysterectomy), and there isn't much more possible, I don't think...

Posted by: Nova Local at August 08, 2025 07:24 PM (tOcjL)

192 In which case, if you are a chick who decides she's a dude, what the hell difference is there between you and a garden variety lesbo?

Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2025 07:23 PM (dGCAG)
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You can still prefer men, though.

It's all sorts of fucked up ten ways to Sunday.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 07:25 PM (krQz2)

193 >>Lighten up, Francis, is also acceptable.

sphincter is Polish for Francis.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 07:25 PM (viF8m)

194 "Unfortunately, we couldn't avoid such a moment," he said, when asked about the attack by the terror group -- which is still holding 50 hostages in Gaza, of whom just about 20 are believed to still be alive.

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Ok let's follow Khalid's logic. If Palestinians have a right to kill others to get what they want then it follows that Israel has the right to do the same simply to stop them.

Posted by: Decaf at August 08, 2025 07:25 PM (unUNN)

195 In which case, if you are a chick who decides she's a dude, what the hell difference is there between you and a garden variety lesbo?
Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2025 07:23 PM (dGCAG)

If I had to guess, I'd say a lot do the hormones or blockers because they believe that is less permanent or invasive.

Fucking retards. There is a certain amount of darwinism to this.

Always excepting the kids with crazy teachers and/or parents.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 07:26 PM (zZu0s)

196 Fallon was even willing to admit he had hung out with Gutfeld.
Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 07:08 PM (krQz2)

Fallon is friends with Tom Shillue. He and Fallon sang in the same barbershop quartet. Dunno if they still do.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 08, 2025 07:26 PM (pIfcn)

197 Loosen up your sphincter.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 07:22 PM (viF8m)

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And throwing green dildos out on the floor of WNBA games is crucial for our cause!

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 07:27 PM (krQz2)

198 We need Cotton McKnight and Pepper Brooks, the two Dodgeball announcers, to do a play-by-play of a WNBA game where multiple DoCs (dildos of color) get thrown onto the court.

Posted by: JuJuBee at August 08, 2025 07:27 PM (yP/Dy)

199 Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2025 07:23 PM (dGCAG)

Actually, it's men who never do any surgery. Most women take their breasts off (and some even do a hysterectomy), and there isn't much more possible, I don't think...
Posted by: Nova Local at August 08, 2025 07:24 PM (tOcjL)

Yeah, I was thinking lower level, not the tit removal. Which just seems silly to me, but whatever.

Whether you want to "date" chix or dudes, who doesn't want to grab a tit or two.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2025 07:27 PM (dGCAG)

200 150 'Merica

https://tinyurl.com/2ret9fun
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 07:12 PM (Dv3i1)

Yep. Real people being real.

That's one reason a lot of "celebrities" come up here to go fishing, etc. Nobody cares that much that they are "celebrities," and most folks are accommodating. I think Ted Nugent was up here last week, Jimmy Buffett came up every year until he passed, Larry Czonka had a cabin up here and was up most of the summers, I'm sure there are plenty more. People can just be people here, nobody minds much.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 08, 2025 07:28 PM (1Gsou)

201 189 Great the police haters have shown up.

Eat a dick.
Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 07:24 PM (VofaG)

I get to call balls and strikes. The cop should have told the school board to go fuck themselves because the Constitution is still in force and if they didn’t like hearing what the man was saying…well, they can always resign.

But nope, he Just Followed Orders, and apologists like yourself who believe cops can and should do as they damn well please get upset that people are justly criticizing his actions. Maybe if we had people who wouldn’t stick up blindly for the assholes in blue, maybe we’d have a better police force. Ever thought of that?

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 08, 2025 07:29 PM (vm8sq)

202 Fallon is friends with Tom Shillue. He and Fallon sang in the same barbershop quartet. Dunno if they still do.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 08, 2025 07:26 PM (pIfcn)
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Best Carson impression: "I did not know that."

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 07:29 PM (krQz2)

203 Posted by: Cow Demon at August 08, 2025 07:29 PM (vm8sq)

Eat two dicks.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 07:31 PM (VofaG)

204 dildos of death


I saw Dildos of Death open for Nuclear Assault in '91 at Hammersmith arena.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 08, 2025 07:31 PM (PGK1w)

205 It's Friday, a great day of news. Lighten up.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 07:31 PM (i24o9)

206 Great the police haters have shown up.

Eat a dick.
Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 07:24 PM (VofaG)

Great the copsuckers have shown up.

Deep throat the boot.

Posted by: Two can play at this game! at August 08, 2025 07:32 PM (KOE6H)

207 Nobody has been hurt with the dildos of death.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 07:22 PM (viF8m)

I saw The Dildos Of Death open for The Circle Jerks at Sluggo's in Pensacola back in 1992.

Posted by: Astroglide Is Your Friend at August 08, 2025 07:33 PM (R/m4+)

208 >>And throwing green dildos out on the floor of WNBA games is crucial for our cause!

Seems to have energized enough on our side to laugh and talk about it for going on 2 weeks. I'm sitting my backyard watching the sun go down and not throwing any dildos. Not yet anyway.

We've won a shitload of battles in the last 7 months, hard to remember them all they are coming so fast. I've never seen anything even close to how much we win almost every single day.

It's a harmless prank and we are on the right side of a culture battle after decades of losing almost all of them. Why is this a problem?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 07:34 PM (viF8m)

209 Crockett takes honor for worst fucking cunt in DC (oh my the list) even worse than Sheila Jackson (organs and piano Im coming back to Houston) Lee and claims racism and sexism.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 07:34 PM (gbOdA)

210 Ok let's follow Khalid's logic. If Palestinians have a right to kill others to get what they want then it follows that Israel has the right to do the same simply to stop them.
Posted by: Decaf at August 08, 2025 07:25 PM (unUNN)

I know you're just trying to take his statement to a logical conclusion, but I call bullshit on the premise. They were given billions to alleviate the suffering of those people and chose not to use it for that purpose.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 08, 2025 07:34 PM (pIfcn)

211 When Professor Catherine D'Ignazio isn't running the "Data + Feminism" lab at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology or organizing "reproductive justice hackathons" she is fighting Donald Trump's "state terrorism."
LOL. So much communist cant.

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I think you spelled it wrong.

Posted by: Decaf at August 08, 2025 07:35 PM (unUNN)

212 They shouldn't throw objects onto courts, but tje WBA kinda asked for something after there owe me what I am worth fiasco

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2025 07:36 PM (+qU29)

213 How come you whities got such a tight ass, man?

Posted by: Grover Muldoon at August 08, 2025 07:36 PM (R/m4+)

214 It's a harmless prank and we are on the right side of a culture battle after decades of losing almost all of them. Why is this a problem?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 07:34 PM (viF8m)

Imagine being on the secret meeting of WOKE and them saying that we finally own 1 fucking thing.
WNBA
Then TA fucking DA a big white girl that likes boys is the star. 30 fucking MILLION dollars.
So previously you star was Brian Griner (green haha).
TA DA green dicks.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 07:37 PM (gbOdA)

215 Ever notice that everyone has their sacred cows?

I'll admit that even though I have my own issues with members of the hierarchy, i still get immediately defensive im my head when we have the usual catholic dumping.

I will also point out that I think the antisemitic witch hunts can get out of hand/blown out of proportion.

So, I dunno, maybe talk like friends who agree on 99% of shit.

Or if you wanna fight, go ahead.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 07:37 PM (zZu0s)

216 They were given billions to alleviate the suffering of those people and chose not to use it for that purpose.
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And the "people" we're talking about would (seemingly) rather live in squalor hating Jews than finding a way to live with them in peace and prosperity.

Posted by: Crusader at August 08, 2025 07:37 PM (TN0g+)

217 I know you're just trying to take his statement to a logical conclusion, but I call bullshit on the premise. They were given billions to alleviate the suffering of those people and chose not to use it for that purpose.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 08, 2025 07:34 PM (pIfcn)

Now do welfare and medicaid and EBT.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 07:38 PM (gbOdA)

218 Or if you wanna fight, go ahead.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 07:37 PM (zZu0s)

*throws green dildo, with pinky out*

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 07:39 PM (i24o9)

219 You know, if girls were like guys a dildo brand called Dildos of Death with a skull and cross bones would be a huge seller.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 07:39 PM (zZu0s)

220 My sacred cow is a penguin.

Posted by: fd at August 08, 2025 07:40 PM (vFG9F)

221
“Them being here at all is offensive to me. For every rich Asian kid well connected to the CCP or wealthy son of a sheik on our college campuses there is one farmers son from Iowa not on the campus.

That offends me as an American.“

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 08, 2025 06:58 PM (04Xj5)

And as a xenophobe, at that. Doubtless if you were in power you would have me killed for 1) being the son of an immigrant and 2) much worse, having a valid passport with visas.

Me, I don’t have that view. You get a student visa and you want to study here, no biggie. (I have reservations about the PRC, sure, due to espionage but that’s why we have student visas. It would be nice if the visas were enforced by having CBP check passports when leaving the country, but I digress.). But while here on a visa or any other reason, you are subject to our laws. Think what you want of Israel, but that doesn’t mean you get to riot, threaten or intimidate Jewish students, or anything of the sort.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 08, 2025 07:40 PM (vm8sq)

222 198 We need Cotton McKnight and Pepper Brooks, the two Dodgeball announcers, to do a play-by-play of a WNBA game where multiple DoCs (dildos of color) get thrown onto the court.
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 08, 2025 07:27 PM (yP/Dy)

Bold move there Cotton

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 07:40 PM (gbOdA)

223 I’ve been to Sluggos!!

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 08, 2025 07:40 PM (hlNLQ)

224 215
'i still get immediately defensive im my head when we have the usual catholic dumping.'

You better have eaten a fish sandwich for dinner.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 08, 2025 07:40 PM (3wi/L)

225 My sacred cow is a penguin.
Posted by: fd at August 08, 2025 07:40 PM (vFG9F)

YOU LIE!

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 07:41 PM (g47mK)

226 They found a new passage in the back of the Sphinx. It's called the Sphinxter.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 08, 2025 07:42 PM (jxs9b)

227 *picks up green dildo in hazmat suit*

*takes bite*

Its a 7 11 pickle

Posted by: Carl Spackler at August 08, 2025 07:42 PM (gbOdA)

228 Nobody has been hurt with the dildos of death.
Posted by: JackStraw
.......

It's all fun and games until somebody lubes one up and an Amazon slips on it like a banana peel.

Posted by: wth at August 08, 2025 07:42 PM (v0R5T)

229 It's all fun and games until somebody lubes one up and an Amazon slips on it like a banana peel.
Posted by: wth at August 08, 2025 07:42 PM (v0R5T)

57 times

Posted by: Carl Spackler at August 08, 2025 07:43 PM (gbOdA)

230 Not to be picky ... Well, I guess I am being picky, but also grammatically correct:

"Everyone's entitled to their own opinion," should be "Everyone's entitled to his own opinion."

"To each their own," should be "To each his own."

Come on, Ace! Don't fall for woke grammar. Not only are these grammatically incorrect, they just sound stupid.

Posted by: Ralph at August 08, 2025 07:43 PM (8WZD4)

231 >>Imagine being on the secret meeting of WOKE and them saying that we finally own 1 fucking thing.
WNBA
Then TA fucking DA a big white girl that likes boys is the star. 30 fucking MILLION dollars.
So previously you star was Brian Griner (green haha).
TA DA green dicks.

They tried to censor us, take our children, flood the country with God knows who, ignore crimes against whites and conservatives and either imprison or murder the guy we elected to lead our side and I am supposed get wrapped around the axel over a harmless, and fucking funny, prank against one of their sacred cows.

Pass.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 07:43 PM (viF8m)

232 off sox

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 07:43 PM (gbOdA)

233 "To each their own," should be "To each his own."

Come on, Ace! Don't fall for woke grammar. Not only are these grammatically incorrect, they just sound stupid.
Posted by: Ralph at August 08, 2025 07:43 PM (8WZD4)

So at the campfire with family and lil sis (shes been gone 20 years) says something and I say
To each his own.
She thought it was
Teach his own.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 07:45 PM (gbOdA)

234 I am supposed get wrapped around the axel over a harmless, and fucking funny, prank against one of their sacred cows.

Pass.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 07:43 PM (viF8m)

What if you went to your local hangout and as leaving threw the green dildo of Resist We Much under the table.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 07:47 PM (gbOdA)

235 203 Posted by: Cow Demon at August 08, 2025 07:29 PM (vm8sq)

Eat two dicks.
Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 07:31 PM (VofaG)

I’ll eat a thousand. Just because you wear a uniform with a gun and a badge doesn’t mean you are above criticism. If you are a cop, and you feel that way, FUCKING QUIT.

The police hate the citizenry and hold everyone around them in utter contempt. Americans need to return them the favor. And, by the way, if cops are so godlike, and worthy of your defense with middle school commentary, then why do we have juries and a court system? Should the word of a cop be enough? Surely you see it that way with your obsequious love of the police but the system does not.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 08, 2025 07:48 PM (vm8sq)

236 I am supposed get wrapped around the axel over a harmless, and fucking funny, prank against one of their sacred cows.

Pass.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 07:43 PM (viF8m)

“I Think That This Situation Absolutely Requires A Really Futile And Stupid Gesture Be Done On Somebody’s Part.”

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 07:49 PM (gbOdA)

237 >>What if you went to your local hangout and as leaving threw the green dildo of Resist We Much under the table.

Someone would ask if they noticed they dropped their butt plug.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 07:50 PM (viF8m)

238 Cafe is nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 07:51 PM (zZu0s)

239 She's my dream girl. A good looking tomboy that stayed straight.

Yeah, 6'1 and slim; she is gorgeous. I've seen a few videos of her on the youtubes talking about the cr*p Caitlin Clark goes through with fouls; she seems to be one of the few that backs Caitlin up.

Posted by: Nelly at August 08, 2025 07:52 PM (cHLus)

240 160 Sophie Cunningham is not bad looking.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 08, 2025 07:11 PM (PGK1w)

She's my dream girl. A good looking tomboy that stayed straight.
Posted by: polinikes at August 08, 2025 07:14 PM (VofaG)

She's also reportedly conservative, took heat for supposedly being "MAGA".

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at August 08, 2025 07:53 PM (8hxDK)

241 231
'They tried to censor us, take our children, flood the country with God knows who, ignore crimes against whites and conservatives'

You think that's some triumph of freedom? It's just coarse and retarded.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 08, 2025 07:55 PM (3wi/L)

242 >>You think that's some triumph of freedom? It's just coarse and retarded.

No, of course not. I think you are either too stupid or to cowardly to know what is going on.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 08:06 PM (viF8m)

243 I think "Data + Feminism lab" is latin for no work job.

Posted by: Southern Man at August 08, 2025 08:12 PM (kXnzv)

244 The opposite of the never Trumper teaching at MIT is another MIT professor who greatly influenced me as a youth. He's won a dozen teaching excellence awards and is a strong advocate for capitalism and freedom.

Godspeed, Professor. Keep up the fight

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 08, 2025 08:37 PM (TvPmY)

245 "reflects a broader trend among social work programs to adopt inclusive language."

wait, so they want us to talk like retards?

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 08, 2025 08:53 PM (D1vbu)

246 Not to be picky ... Well, I guess I am being picky, but also grammatically correct:

And these are the kind of things why you don't win. Why you, as a movement, lose all the time.

As we're all marching to the camps ? Who gives a fuck about the guy that wants to "be picky" ? Who cares what he has to say, about anything ?

Who cares about his grammar ? Am I going to care one bit about him because of his grammar ? No. Is he going to lead me out of the wire because of his great grammar ?

No. And the fact that the little puke STILL wants to tell you about his grammar tells you much. If you'll listen.

Posted by: Free Thinker at August 08, 2025 09:18 PM (atlTj)

Judge Gives Leftwing Thugs a Hunting License to Beat Down Elderly Pro-Choice Protesters on the Street

Josh Hawley
@HawleyMO

Some thug brutally assaults two elderly prolife demonstrators -- shoves one to the ground and beats him, all on camera -- and gets "home detention" for a sentence from a liberal judge. This is not justice. This is open season on prolife Americans

theattacker.jpgtheattacker2.jpg

It's okay. This thug beating the shit out of a senior citizen "just snapped" and was having a "bad day."

Obviously black thugs -- or antifa paramilitaries, or other leftwing scum -- are allowed to give Street Reparations to any elderly white people they decided to beat nearly to death on the street. It's what they're owed because of George Floyd.

This black pastor wants the white victims of the Cincinnati mob arrested for not walking away. Don't they know they're supposed to obey the commands of black street thugs?

This is the Rubicon.

The Regime is making its last mistake when it calculates that half of the country will voluntarily agree to become a state-declared Prey Species for leftwing predators.

The corrupt woke Regime will not survive Two-Tier Policing. The public will not accept it.

This ain't the UK.


A 28-year-old man who was caught on video attacking two pro-life activists outside a Planned Parenthood clinic in Baltimore was sentenced this week to a year of home detention and three years of probation.

Baltimore Circuit Judge Yvette M. Bryant rebuffed prosecutors' calls for a 10-year sentence against Patrick Brice, 28, after he was found guilty of two counts of second-degree assault and reckless endangerment in relation to the May 2023 incident, according to The Baltimore Banner.

"What about my rights and my well-being?" one of the victims in the attack, Mark Crosby -- who was 73 years old at the time -- reportedly shouted at Bryant on Thursday as she left the bench.

Brice said on May 26, 2023, he intended to debate Richard Schaefer -- the other victim, who was 84 -- about the concept of sin outside the Planned Parenthood facility, but then lost it after Schaefer made what he perceived to be a racial remark, The Baltimore Banner reported. Surveillance video showed Brice shoving Schaefer into a flowerpot and then assaulting Crosby when he rushed to his aid.


"I just snapped one day," Brice was quoted by The Baltimore Banner as saying in court Thursday before apologizing to both men.

As part of his sentence, Brice must complete anger management classes, undergo drug and alcohol screening and remain in therapy, the website added.

It also said Crosby suffered permanent damage to his right eye as a result of the assault.

"This was not a minor altercation between two parties with differing views on abortion. It was a vicious, targeted assault on two senior citizens whose only 'offense' was praying for expectant mothers and offering life-affirming alternatives to abortion," Tom Brejcha, the President and Chief Counsel of the conservative law firm Thomas More Society, said in a statement.


"One of the victims was knocked unconscious. The other suffered broken facial bones and a lifelong eye impairment. This was an act of cowardice and cruelty, and sheer mayhem. This crime deserves far more serious consequences than a 'get out of jail free' card and a one-year home detention that amounts to nothing more than a slap on the wrist," he added.

I'm not going to shy away from this any longer. Is my take racial? Yes it is. But the story is racial.

There is clearly a belief among members of the left, including many black politicians and judges, that black people should essentially be immunized from prosecution so long as they're doing the important Violent Street Justice work of beating up white people.

We need to be clear: Whatever you hallucinated happening in the George Floyd case, no, you do not have the legal right to lynch white people on the street because you were "having a bad day."


This cannot go on much longer.

The Media and a Mob in Cincinnati

The racial narrative leads major news organizations to ignore a violent attack on two white people.

When a mob violently attacked two people in downtown Cincinnati last week, video of the beat-down spread across social media. But not a single major television network covered the story. It didn't fit the mainstream media's narrative about racial violence in America. The victims were white, and as of Wednesday police had arrested six black suspects for their alleged roles in the public pummeling.

Today's media seems to conflagrate over violence only when the perpetrator is white and the victim is black. Then the cameras roll, protests erupt, and hashtags fly. But when the races are reversed, the mainstream media buries the incident or ignores it entirely. The same is true of black-on-black violence.

Consider the tragic case of Ariana Delane, the 4-year-old niece of George Floyd, who was shot and wounded while sleeping beside her grandmother as gunfire hit their apartment. Despite the horror of her story, it received nowhere near the national attention that followed her uncle's death. Both the girl and Floyd deserved to live in peace, yet there is national outrage when a black man is killed at the hands of police but silence when black children are the collateral victims of the senseless violence plaguing our cities every day.

During a 2018 spike in violent incidents against Asian-Americans, journalists mostly ignored that blacks were the most frequent perpetrators. The truth would have broken the media's worldview that black Americans are always innocent victims.

This racial gerrymandering of the facts mirrors the very injustices the media claim to hate in American history. In the Jim Crow South, if a black man committed an offense against another black man, he would face few consequences, if any--especially if the perpetrator worked for an influential white figure. Meanwhile, a black man who allegedly harmed a white person would face swift and brutal retribution. One hundred years later, we have flipped the script.

We teach our children that to be black is to be permanently victimized and that to be white is to be perpetually guilty.

Americans should renounce any schema in which one race is guilty and another innocent. That is the path to national ruin. Only if we disregard race in how we judge one another will we be able to address the real crisis in society: the spiritual and moral free-fall given to us by identity politics.

As the mainstream media chatters about systemic racism, our young people are dying of bullets, drugs, and despair. Atlanta saw 47 people shot and five killed over four days in July. Homicide and suicide are leading causes of death for 15- to 19-year-olds, and teen drug overdose deaths are still way up from before the pandemic. When our young are bombarded with claims that they live in a fundamentally racist society and that they are powerless pawns of systemic forces beyond their control, how can we expect them to have hope, to believe in moral agency, to work with others with grace and compassion toward a better world?

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"Judge" Yvette Bryant


Posted by: Ace at 05:30 PM




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1 1st.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 08, 2025 05:32 PM (6ydKt)

2 \o/

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 08, 2025 05:32 PM (6ydKt)

3 Anarcho-tyranny is anarcho-tyranny.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 08, 2025 05:33 PM (mlg/3)

4 The corrupt woke Regime will not survive Two-Tier Policing. The public will not accept it.

This ain't the UK.


We're armed to the teeth, so I rate this as True.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 08, 2025 05:33 PM (6ydKt)

5 There are no words left.

Judges are destroying America.

On purpose.

Second look at vigilanteism?

Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2025 05:35 PM (pMi6S)

6 Per that Go Time Donald person, this guy was just asking for it, what with being in a no go zone.

His fault.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 08, 2025 05:36 PM (DJPFk)

7 The public will not accept it.

STEINER WILL COME

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 08, 2025 05:36 PM (ejGl1)

8 Paul Kersey to the red courtesy phone. Paul Kersey, red courtesy phone please.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 08, 2025 05:36 PM (M0V4/)

9
It's always open season on pro-life Americans during a Democratic administration.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 05:37 PM (kkTda)

10 This man will wish he had been put in prison. Just observing.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 05:37 PM (q1mTS)

11 There are no words left.

Judges are destroying America.

On purpose.

Second look at vigilanteism?
Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2025 05:35 PM


*lays finger on side of nose*

Posted by: Roof Koreans at August 08, 2025 05:37 PM (kgE5c)

12 I had firearms stolen by my next door neighbor's kid.
He got sentenced to write an essay about 'challenges facing Latino youths'.

Fucking homework. For stealing guns and selling them.

So I'm not surprised. I'm also not trusting WA's justice system very fucking far.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 08, 2025 05:37 PM (xcxpd)

13
Anarcho-tyranny is anarcho-tyranny.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 08, 2025 05:33 PM (mlg/3)

________

Arachno-tyranny >>>> Anarcho-tyranny

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 05:38 PM (kkTda)

14 Sickening

Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2025 05:38 PM (VE6XX)

15 Good news, everyone! CBS News has given us another ten years!

Chris Martz
Aug 8, 2025
@ChrisMartzWX
16 years years ago, CBS News warned that the Arctic would be ice-free in 10 years.
Last year, CBS reported that the Arctic could be ice-free in 10 years.
It’s always ten years away!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 08, 2025 05:38 PM (L/fGl)

16 Always carry always.

Posted by: Archer at August 08, 2025 05:38 PM (IDphi)

17 Types deletes might be the best I can do on this topic. And cursing…. Lots of cursing t

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 08, 2025 05:39 PM (FNvF+)

18 16 Always carry always.
Posted by: Archer at August 08, 2025 05:38 PM (IDphi)

This.
Or get mentally ready for a beating.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 08, 2025 05:39 PM (xcxpd)

19 Second look at vigilanteism?
Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2025 05:35 PM (pMi6S)
---
Always pack heat. Ohio carry is more liberal than Michigan's.

Not very strong? Not confident with a gun? Get something nice and small. Don't listen to the caliber snobs, a .32 revolver will look like a magnum when you pull it out and point it at Skinny Angry White Boy or Growing Diverse Mob.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 08, 2025 05:39 PM (ZOv7s)

20 Hopefully other blacks will do the work that the justice system won't.

And we'll all have to ignore it.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 17.7% at August 08, 2025 05:40 PM (jvJvP)

21 6 Per that Go Time Donald person, this guy was just asking for it, what with being in a no go zone.

His fault.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 08, 2025 05:36 PM (DJPFk)

I'm pretty sure he's a troll.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 08, 2025 05:40 PM (xcxpd)

22 This.
Or get mentally ready for a beating.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 08, 2025 05:39 PM (xcxpd)
---
Improvised weapons are also helpful. Walking sticks are legal everywhere.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 08, 2025 05:40 PM (ZOv7s)

23 "Baltimore Circuit Judge Yvette M. Bryant"

This person is your lord and master.

She controls the sentencing. Not you.

She determines who walks the streets freely. Not you.

And by "she" I mean her and the thousands of "liberal" (read anti-American) judges infested every level of the judiciary, coast to coast.

Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2025 05:40 PM (pMi6S)

24 "This ain't the UK. "

Two-tier policing has been a core part of the US justice system since the Civil Rights Act of 1964, or Jim Crow before that.

Posted by: Euripides at August 08, 2025 05:40 PM (i7qf2)

25 5 There are no words left.

Judges are destroying America.

On purpose.

Second look at vigilanteism?
Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2025 05:35 PM (pMi6S)

Been sayin for awhile now, that we have a Yuge Judicial problem in the US... as we have no real system to hold Judges accountable even when they flat out break the law from the bench.

Note, the Judge Dugan who was supposedly arrested for obstruction of Justice? Yeah... free and out... 4 months later, not sure if they even actually pressed charges... but no announcement of Bail.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2025 05:41 PM (mP0Kj)

26 Progs have weaponized and directed "sympathy".

They don't have a general sympathy for just any victim of crime. They have to reserve their sympathy for "history's victims".

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 05:41 PM (krQz2)

27 Last year, CBS reported that the Arctic could be ice-free in 10 years.
It’s always ten years away!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 08, 2025 05:38 PM (L/fGl)
---
Lee Zeldin calling this out and formally reversing US policy is a gift I did not expect to get, but I am grateful.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 08, 2025 05:41 PM (ZOv7s)

28 Their gonna bring fists and kicks to a gunfight one of these days....Swift and Just will become my new moniker!

Posted by: OurCatsNotRats at August 08, 2025 05:41 PM (bonmg)

29 Color me surprised. She looks like she would be an eminently qualified jurist and first-rate legal mind.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 08, 2025 05:42 PM (muwun)

30 Not very strong? Not confident with a gun? Get something nice and small. Don't listen to the caliber snobs, a .32 revolver will look like a magnum when you pull it out and point it at Skinny Angry White Boy or Growing Diverse Mob.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 08, 2025 05:39 PM (ZOv7s)

My pistol when I can't reasonably conceal my USP is an honest to God originalColt 1908. Not a reproduction.

Still fires great.

Training is basically be close, aim for the head, and squeeze the trigger as fast as you can. 😊

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 08, 2025 05:42 PM (DJPFk)

31 Am I to assume the perp was black ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2025 05:42 PM (VE6XX)

32 The scumbag thug beating up the old people is prime candidate for federal civil rights charges. Not joking.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 08, 2025 05:42 PM (CqoVr)

33 We're "pro-life" only up to a point.

Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2025 05:42 PM (pMi6S)

34 I wonder how the judge would have handled it if a third party showed up just during the beat downs on the elderly and proceeded to make it so Mr. Brice enjoyed his meals through a straw for the foreseeable future.

In short, would the judge give Brice his slap on the wrist while throwing the final party to enter the fray into jail on a felony conviction?

Posted by: Orson at August 08, 2025 05:42 PM (dIske)

35 I'm pretty sure he's a troll.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 08, 2025 05:40 PM (xcxpd)

He is. I just like batting him around like a cat does a dead mouse when it's bored.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 08, 2025 05:43 PM (DJPFk)

36 Judges are destroying America.

Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2025 05:35 PM (pMi6S)
---
I've been sounding that alarm for a majority of my 29 years.

Why is the least representative form of government making so many decisions nowadays?

Even *against* the people, because it doesn't fit some legal logical space they want to force on us.

Fuck them. This is also part of what I warned about as the "Expert class".

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 05:43 PM (krQz2)

37 32 The scumbag thug beating up the old people is prime candidate for federal civil rights charges. Not joking.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 08, 2025 05:42 PM (CqoVr)

That was my thought too..

Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2025 05:43 PM (VE6XX)

38 33 We're "pro-life" only up to a point.
Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2025 05:42 PM (pMi6S)

I'm pro-unborn-baby-life, I'm not pro-dirtbag-life.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 08, 2025 05:43 PM (xcxpd)

39 I 100% do not believe that an old man who is praying outside a PP abortion mill where most of the babies demolished for profit are black said anything racist to the thug who half-blinded him.

Posted by: huerfano at August 08, 2025 05:43 PM (98kQX)

40 I know I am repeating myself but this is exactly what the left wants. They want to see white people going out in the streets and killing blacks/antifa goons. It is their entire narrative and they are slobbering at the thought that one day soon they will be able to splash "white vigilante" videos all over the media.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 08, 2025 05:43 PM (0N4FZ)

41
This is the Rubicon.

Crossing the line?

https://youtu.be/4cf4O-hUg78

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 08, 2025 05:44 PM (63Dwl)

42 Pro criminal liberals and democrats can't figure out how the Donald got elected. Now I have to try to bring my blood pressure back down.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 08, 2025 05:44 PM (0Htd1)

43 “ Corrupt judges accept secret bribes, and then justice is not done.”

Proverbs 17:23

What the corrupt judiciary wants is to divide us. That makes us weaker.

Don’t fall for it. Their downfall will be their corrupt ways.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 08, 2025 05:44 PM (J8Hr2)

44 15 Good news, everyone! CBS News has given us another ten years!

Chris Martz
Aug 8, 2025
@ChrisMartzWX
16 years years ago, CBS News warned that the Arctic would be ice-free in 10 years.
Last year, CBS reported that the Arctic could be ice-free in 10 years.
It’s always ten years away!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 08, 2025 05:38 PM (L/fGl)

Uh... didn't the ANTArctic ADD Ice in record amounts the last couple of years?

So, if one side adds Ice, as another side loses Ice... how can you call it GLOBAL warmering?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2025 05:44 PM (mP0Kj)

45 ....

Yeah, not able to deal with these people in good faith.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 05:44 PM (zZu0s)

46 It bothers me to think I would described as an elderly victim of a thug if I were to be attacked by a thug. Silly I know.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at August 08, 2025 05:44 PM (kTd/k)

47 If you need a dry weapons training platform I highly recommend Mantis and dry fire mags. Use them extensively, saves on ammo costs, which helps.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, Ltd. at August 08, 2025 05:45 PM (TUglJ)

48 Remember the Mexican grandfather Rodolfo Rodriguez who was severely beaten in Los Angelos. The media was hyping the story...until they found out the assailants were black. Then, it wasn't a story anymore.

Posted by: Mr. Mxyzptlk at August 08, 2025 05:45 PM (+0cJM)

49 Good news, everyone! CBS News has given us another ten years!

Chris Martz
Aug 8, 2025
@ChrisMartzWX
16 years years ago, CBS News warned that the Arctic would be ice-free in 10 years.
Last year, CBS reported that the Arctic could be ice-free in 10 years.
It’s always ten years away!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


All of human history has happened during an interglacial period in the current ice age.

Eventually the ice age will end, and CBS will be correct. When the sun goes Red Giant for sure, but probably before that. But CBS will be counting to 10 a few thousand or million times more.

Posted by: mikeski at August 08, 2025 05:45 PM (DgGvY)

50 Almost willowed:
You'd be proud of her. She's a beauty. Her full name is "Dagny Sophia," the middle name being for her mother -- whom she resembles to an eerie degree.

I'm already proud.
Lost my Mr Bigglesworth a couple months ago. He was fine, 9 yrs old, sudden kidney failure. Wrecked me. But after the elderly care, I wanted NO extreme measures.

Posted by: dagny at August 08, 2025 05:45 PM (cnmSH)

51 40 I know I am repeating myself but this is exactly what the left wants. They want to see white people going out in the streets and killing blacks/antifa goons. It is their entire narrative and they are slobbering at the thought that one day soon they will be able to splash "white vigilante" videos all over the media.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 08, 2025 05:43 PM (0N4FZ)

"That's not who we are"?
Take a beating for The Narrative?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 08, 2025 05:45 PM (xcxpd)

52 "the Arctic could be ice-free in 10 years."

COULD. Or it COULD be just as frozen.

Posted by: Don Martin at August 08, 2025 05:46 PM (vFG9F)

53 Bravo! Absolutely agree Ace. This black on white violence has been going on, but not reported, except via back water channels since Obozo. It feels to me like reporting is back with clown world filters Off, vs the clown world fake world we were being fed in order to demoralize and nudge us into doing what we don't want to do and accepting what we don't want to accept.

Posted by: Smellslikevictory at August 08, 2025 05:46 PM (SOjx+)

54 My pistol when I can't reasonably conceal my USP is an honest to God originalColt 1908. Not a reproduction.

Still fires great.

Training is basically be close, aim for the head, and squeeze the trigger as fast as you can. 😊
Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 08, 2025 05:42 PM (DJPFk)
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There are lots of very inexpensive guns with a similar weight and simplicity. The FEG AP-66 is a Walther PP clone with an aluminum frame, chambered in .32 APC and they are a piece of cake to shoot and dirt cheap online.

So many affordable, controllable options. Also keep in mind that according to decades of research, 98% of the time, merely producing a weapon terminates the conflict.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 08, 2025 05:46 PM (ZOv7s)

55 ‘ Brice must complete anger management classes, undergo drug and alcohol screening and remain in therapy, the website added.’

That tidbit about drugs and alcohol is interesting. Probably also should have been barred from raping little boys. This piece of shit has Joseph Rosenbaum written all over him.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 08, 2025 05:46 PM (CqoVr)

56 Anarcho-tyranny is anarcho-tyranny.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 08, 2025 05:33 PM (mlg/3)

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Arachno-tyranny >>>> Anarcho-tyranny
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 05:38 PM (kkTda)

I for one welcome our new eight-legged overlords.

Posted by: Oh what a web we weave at August 08, 2025 05:46 PM (KOE6H)

57 they will be able to splash "white vigilante" videos all over the media.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 08, 2025 05:43 PM (0N4FZ)

Uh, they already do. My F Book page is constantly inundated with videos of supposed White Racist people..

Funny though... all scripted, most with the same actors... and all REALLY over the top behavior...

Sadly though, if you look at the click bait comments... some people, especially foreigners, believe these are real.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2025 05:46 PM (mP0Kj)

58 Be prepared.
Head on a swivel.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 08, 2025 05:47 PM (2WIwB)

59 The British are pushing back against two-tier Kier but I don't see much evidence of white Americans organising and demonstrating against the system as it's currently constituted.

Also, all these guns ,all this ammo, and the US is much more diverse than Europe.
The Migration Policy institute in 2018 issued a report which claimed the US was 41% white.

Posted by: Euripides at August 08, 2025 05:47 PM (i7qf2)

60 I'm not going to shy away from this any longer. Is my take racial? Yes it is.
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Congratulations, Ace. You are now "woke right".

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 05:47 PM (krQz2)

61 I wonder how the judge would have handled it if a third party showed up just during the beat downs on the elderly and proceeded to make it so Mr. Brice enjoyed his meals through a straw for the foreseeable future.

Posted by: Orson

I'm wondering what the sentencing would have been if one of the elderly victims had died...two years of home confinement?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 08, 2025 05:47 PM (M0V4/)

62 56 Anarcho-tyranny is anarcho-tyranny.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 08, 2025 05:33 PM (mlg/3)

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Arachno-tyranny >>>> Anarcho-tyranny
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 05:38 PM (kkTda)

I for one welcome our new eight-legged overlords.
Posted by: Oh what a web we weave at August 08, 2025 05:46 PM (KOE6H)

Paging John Rico... John Rico to the White Courtesy Powered Armor...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2025 05:47 PM (mP0Kj)

63 This Judge deserves to be the subject of a similar style beating.

Preferably Bi-Weekly.

Posted by: garrett at August 08, 2025 05:48 PM (z6okN)

64 "...but then lost it after Schaefer made what he perceived to be a racial remark..."

I'll wager he said something like "more black babies are being aborted than are being born." Which is, strictly speaking, a "racial remark." It is not within 40 miles of being "racist remark." The word choice here goes noted.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 08, 2025 05:48 PM (rp/xy)

65 The Regime is making its last mistake when it calculates that half of the country will voluntarily agree to become a state-declared Prey Species for leftwing predators.

The corrupt woke Regime will not survive Two-Tier Policing. The public will not accept it.

This ain't the UK.

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These stories have been in the news frequently for years. There is not going to be any pushback.

The difference between the US and UK isn't one of temperament. People here are no likelier to take a stand against their corrupt governments. It's that there's room to run away.

The result will be that a large number of cities will simply be abandoned by all the decent people of every race, and left to rot underneath the remaining ghetto blacks and Aztecs.

I do expect that governments in many of the places they go will get more serious about law enforcement.

We're going to end up with ghost metropolises in this country. Big cities that just sort of melt into the landscape, with the remaining structures housing the worst elements of society.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 08, 2025 05:48 PM (eNLGh)

66 Ring that is a Blue State, I would imagine where the incident occurred is one of their declared fun free zones.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 08, 2025 05:48 PM (J8Hr2)

67 Thugs are the Marxists street army

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2025 05:49 PM (+qU29)

68 …. lost it after Schaefer made what he perceived to be a racial remark

What did he actually say? Our “news” organizations are terrible. They leave out crucial detail. What did he say that was “perceived”?

Is there a list of UnApproved remarks annotated somewhere (updated regularly, one hopes);

whereby “minorities” get the greenlight to beat the shit out of the elderly? Or is the list a secret?

Posted by: Common Tater at August 08, 2025 05:49 PM (Pp3EP)

69 Also, all these guns ,all this ammo, and the US is much more diverse than Europe.
The Migration Policy institute in 2018 issued a report which claimed the US was 41% white.
Posted by: Euripides at August 08, 2025 05:47 PM (i7qf2)
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A total lie, but if it comforts you, go with it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 08, 2025 05:49 PM (ZOv7s)

70 I’m starting to think the national media lies.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 08, 2025 05:49 PM (AiNp4)

71 The press doesn't even like reporting black-on-black crime to a proportion of how much it happens.

They're all about "space to destroy".

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 05:49 PM (krQz2)

72 64 "...but then lost it after Schaefer made what he perceived to be a racial remark..."

yes.. It's right there in the Constitution.. if a white person makes what you perceive to be a racial remark you are allowed to kill them...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2025 05:50 PM (VE6XX)

73 64 "...but then lost it after Schaefer made what he perceived to be a racial remark..."

I'll wager he said something like "more black babies are being aborted than are being born." Which is, strictly speaking, a "racial remark." It is not within 40 miles of being "racist remark." The word choice here goes noted.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 08, 2025 05:48 PM (rp/xy)

Worse, they are using Race as an excuse for violence.

And from the Pic, is the guy even black?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2025 05:50 PM (mP0Kj)

74 ...was sentenced this week to a year of home detention and three years of probation.


Be a real shame if someone doxed this asshole and had a few hundred pro-life demonstrators outside his house for a peaceful demonstration.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 08, 2025 05:50 PM (2WIwB)

75 What does this have to do with hot sorority chicks in spandex shorts?

Posted by: wth at August 08, 2025 05:50 PM (v0R5T)

76 …. lost it after Schaefer made what he perceived to be a racial remark
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See: A black man is allowed to throw the first punch if names were involved.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 05:50 PM (krQz2)

77 As you can guess the race of the jud

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2025 05:51 PM (+qU29)

78 Black female judges in particular are a real problem. There's a competency problem, but also a toxic stew of racial grievance and neo-communism. It'd be nice if it was not true, but it is. You see this with urban black female office holders in general.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 08, 2025 05:51 PM (RIQol)

79 Be a real shame if someone doxed this asshole and had a few hundred pro-life demonstrators outside his house for a peaceful demonstration.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 08, 2025 05:50 PM (2WIwB)
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Or at least a bag of flaming dog shit on his porch.

Every day.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 08, 2025 05:51 PM (ZOv7s)

80 Sweden is 22% foreign born.
In the 1990s it was pretty much 0%.

One generation was all it took to lose a country. It’ll be 60% in another 25% as the new “Swedes” pop out 6 kids while the old ones barely fuck.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 08, 2025 05:51 PM (AiNp4)

81 Ok see ya. Good day today.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 08, 2025 05:51 PM (DJPFk)

82 >> When the sun goes Red Giant for sure, but probably before that.

I think, think, the limit is a little less than 1 billion years before the Sun's luminosity increases too much on it's track to the red giant stage.

Single celled organisms will survive for a bit longer, but that's the limit for complex life.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 08, 2025 05:51 PM (w6EFb)

83 >>>The corrupt woke Regime will not survive Two-Tier Policing.

Two weeks.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 05:51 PM (i24o9)

84 Am I to assume the perp was black ?

Look at the picture: he’s obviously probably white!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 05:52 PM (q1mTS)

85 What does this have to do with hot sorority chicks in spandex shorts?
Posted by: wth at August 08, 2025 05:50 PM (v0R5T)
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It's related like basketball lesbians and dildos.

It's all interconnected. The circle of life.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 08, 2025 05:52 PM (ZOv7s)

86 Circuit Judge Yvette M. Bryant....

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"Fundamentally non-serious" selection.

Posted by: Crusader at August 08, 2025 05:52 PM (TN0g+)

87 The Migration Policy institute in 2018 issued a report which claimed the US was 41% white.
Posted by: Euripides at August 08, 2025 05:47 PM (i7qf2)
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A total lie, but if it comforts you, go with it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 08, 2025 05:49 PM (ZOv7s)

Nah... it's OK... since their argument seems to be that being a minority means you can never be Racist... and in fact can be Violent in the name of your Race...

And... uh... 41% would then NOT be a Majority, which makes us a Minority...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2025 05:53 PM (mP0Kj)

88 Knew it was a DEI judge without looking.

Obviously the beater was just implementing some life/work balance principles.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 08, 2025 05:53 PM (/U5Yz)

89 Brice looks white to me.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 08, 2025 05:53 PM (63Dwl)

90 The perp looks pretty dang white to me.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 08, 2025 05:53 PM (XMwZJ)

91 I think as the grip of the msm diminishes, it becomes harder and harder to suppress the truth and set the narrative. Eventually the preference cascade comes (as it is now). Everyone knows about Cincinnati, everyone knows about DC, and soon everyone will know about Baltimore. Most minds will just quietly change and vote accordingly, and adjustments will be made to reflect the current reality. I remember a few years back a video of a Russian witnessing American willful blindness and insanity- and how foolish we looked. Eventually the truth does get its pants on.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 08, 2025 05:53 PM (hlNLQ)

92 90 The perp looks pretty dang white to me.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 08, 2025 05:53 PM (XMwZJ)

If so I'm surprised he'd get such a lenient sentence..

Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2025 05:54 PM (VE6XX)

93


Honest to God I thought Jive turkeys could fly!!!!


Les Whitmen in Cincinnati......

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2025 05:54 PM (x0n13)

94 There are lots of very inexpensive guns with a similar weight and simplicity. The FEG AP-66 is a Walther PP clone with an aluminum frame, chambered in .32 APC and they are a piece of cake to shoot and dirt cheap online.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 08, 2025 05:46 PM (ZOv7s)

The Beretta Tomcat is another option. Feels like nothing in an ankle holster.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 05:55 PM (i24o9)

95 93
Honest to God I thought Jive turkeys could fly!!!!

Les Whitmen in Cincinnati......
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2025 05:54 PM (x0n13)

I speak Jive....

Posted by: Venus Flytrap at August 08, 2025 05:55 PM (mP0Kj)

96 92 90 The perp looks pretty dang white to me.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 08, 2025 05:53 PM (XMwZJ)

If so I'm surprised he'd get such a lenient sentence..
Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2025 05:54 PM (VE6XX)

It's not so much the race of the perp as the race and political beliefs of the victim.

Posted by: Pro-abort scum have gotten a pass for decades at August 08, 2025 05:55 PM (KOE6H)

97 'Acting White' has been an insult within the black community for over 80 years.

Acting white includes going to school to learn, studying, being polite and respectful to authority figures, enjoying white musicians, demanding people be on time, paying bills and speaking correct English.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 05:55 PM (VofaG)

98 And from the Pic, is the guy even black?

According to the article, one of the victims described the perp as a "white male".

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 08, 2025 05:55 PM (mH6SG)

99
The perp looks pretty dang white to me.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent


He is.

https://t.ly/IhP-A

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 08, 2025 05:55 PM (63Dwl)

100 A Cincinnati grand jury is indicting the beaters on multiple felony counts. They could face up to 30 years each in the slammer if convicted.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 08, 2025 05:55 PM (/U5Yz)

101 Two tier justice

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2025 05:56 PM (+qU29)

102 Interesting how Obama took us back to the 20s in terms of race relations.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 05:56 PM (zZu0s)

103 The scumbag thug beating up the old people is prime candidate for federal civil rights charges. Not joking.
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The judge is just as big a part of the problem. Society can't stay civil when justice is selective.

Posted by: Crusader at August 08, 2025 05:56 PM (TN0g+)

104 I also note that when a black defendant in such cases says they were triggered by a "racial remark" or "racist remark " or "racial slur," it's typically not corroborated but, hey, why would they lie?

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 08, 2025 05:56 PM (rp/xy)

105 The left wants dead bodies on the pavement. Ours, theirs, whoever.

Posted by: Eromero at August 08, 2025 05:57 PM (jgmnb)

106 The perp claimed he was called a racist name according to the report I read.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 05:57 PM (VofaG)

107 The city nearest me is 75% black. There is an endless stream of mug shots of thugs with neck and face tats and no future except prison, and teenagers with spider hair and no future picked up for stealing cars and carrying weapons. Those mug shots are what keep me out of the city. When I do have to go, I know what to look for.

Posted by: fd at August 08, 2025 05:57 PM (vFG9F)

108 It's not so much the race of the perp as the race and political beliefs of the victim.
Posted by: Pro-abort scum have gotten a pass for decades at August 08, 2025 05:55 PM (KOE6H)

And that judge.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 05:57 PM (zZu0s)

109 He is.

https://t.ly/IhP-A

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 08, 2025 05:55 PM (63Dwl)
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So why is a racial comment supposedly so important?

You can white-knight like a thug?

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 05:57 PM (krQz2)

110 104 I also note that when a black defendant in such cases says they were triggered by a "racial remark" or "racist remark " or "racial slur," it's typically not corroborated but, hey, why would they lie?
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 08, 2025 05:56 PM (rp/xy)

So if he's white did they call him cracker ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2025 05:57 PM (VE6XX)

111 106 The perp claimed he was called a racist name according to the report I read.
Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 05:57 PM (VofaG)

Cracker? or is he Hispanic?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2025 05:57 PM (mP0Kj)

112 107 The city nearest me is 75% black. There is an endless stream of mug shots of thugs with neck and face tats and no future except prison, and teenagers with spider hair and no future picked up for stealing cars and carrying weapons. Those mug shots are what keep me out of the city. When I do have to go, I know what to look for.
Posted by: fd at August 08, 2025 05:57 PM (vFG9F)


The word in Yiddish is schvatzyorim...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2025 05:58 PM (x0n13)

113 74 ...was sentenced this week to a year of home detention and three years of probation.


Be a real shame if someone doxed this asshole and had a few hundred pro-life demonstrators outside his house for a peaceful demonstration.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 08, 2025 05:50 PM (2WIwB)

I assume Harmeet will be looking at this case very soon...

Posted by: Nova Local at August 08, 2025 05:59 PM (tOcjL)

114 The perp claimed he was called a racist name according to the report I read.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 05:57 PM (VofaG)
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Old white Christian guy: "Scram! Cracker!"

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 05:59 PM (krQz2)

115 Beating an old person is a hatecrime, where is the Fed. Bondi, this is a good photo op for you.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 05:59 PM (I1XLT)

116 I think as the grip of the msm diminishes, it becomes harder and harder to suppress the truth and set the narrative. Eventually the preference cascade comes (as it is now). Everyone knows about Cincinnati, everyone knows about DC, and soon everyone will know about Baltimore. Most minds will just quietly change and vote accordingly, and adjustments will be made to reflect the current reality. I remember a few years back a video of a Russian witnessing American willful blindness and insanity- and how foolish we looked. Eventually the truth does get its pants on.
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But at a much slower pace that most of us imagine. I promise you that the MSM will still be MSM-ing just as hard 10 years from now as they are today, UNLESS we can find a way to RICO them for being the partisan hacks they are. We're dreaming if we really think leftists gazillionaires won't bankroll the MSM for a very long time so long as they can continue to profit off of chaos.

Posted by: Crusader at August 08, 2025 05:59 PM (TN0g+)

117 Gun newbies that want to carry should consider a .38 special shrouded hammer snubby. No slide to rack, ftf drill is “pull the trigger again”, no hammer to snag, light weight, easy to conceal, hard to accidentally fire.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 08, 2025 05:59 PM (hlNLQ)

118 The perp claimed he was called a racist name according to the report I read.
Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 05:57 PM (VofaG)

That's even in the excerpt ace ... excerpted (lol.) Said the victim said a 'racial word or phrase' or some such bullshit.

So now, white folks can get a pass. I wonder if the old white guy called him abhonky or mayo monkey? Cracker?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 05:59 PM (zZu0s)

119 I think he's Mixed .

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 05:59 PM (VofaG)

120 Decades ago, someone from South Africa wrote an “open letter” to America. Basically saying “here’s what happened in SA, and you guys are going down the same path”. I haven’t read it in many years but it rang true then. Wonder if it has been expunged from the ‘Net. Search engines have been queered very badly to specifically exclude what one is searching for.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 08, 2025 05:59 PM (Pp3EP)

121 It's time to start federally prosecuting these anarcho-terrorists -- and the DAs and judges who enable and conspire to put them back out on the streets in furtherance of further mayhem -- for Civil Rights Violations, and especially Deprivation Of Rights Under Color Of Law for the latter.

That which is rewarded is repeated ...

* spit *

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 08, 2025 06:00 PM (IrlIj)

122 The Beretta Tomcat is another option. Feels like nothing in an ankle holster.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 05:55 PM (i24o9)
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You don't have to sell me on Berettas!

The .25 ACP Jetfire is shirt-pocket size. Fun little bugger to shoot, too.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 08, 2025 06:00 PM (ZOv7s)

123 They really are superior to us.
....
Except when I have a bad day, no senior citizen goes to the hospital over it.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 06:00 PM (krQz2)

124 Where's Trump's DOJ ?

Posted by: jsg at August 08, 2025 06:01 PM (q/iLt)

125 You can white-knight like a thug?
Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 05:57 PM (krQz2)

You can take offense and revenge on some other races behalf.

Oh, fuck George Floyd.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 06:01 PM (zZu0s)

126 Justice in the USA is a roll of the dice. You can only pray that they come up more Red than Blue.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 08, 2025 06:01 PM (MyqLb)

127 115 Beating an old person is a hatecrime, where is the Fed. Bondi, this is a good photo op for you.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 05:59 PM (I1XLT)

They always let locals go 1st - see Cincy as well...

Posted by: Nova Local at August 08, 2025 06:01 PM (tOcjL)

128 Most states have an enhancement on assault charges if the victim is over 65.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 06:02 PM (VofaG)

129 There is clearly a belief among members of the left, including many black politicians and judges, that black people should essentially be immunized from prosecution so long as they're doing the important Violent Street Justice work of beating up white people.

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The "American Dream" for DogEater and Big Mike.

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 08, 2025 06:02 PM (IrlIj)

130 116- I agree, just think the internet routes around and the signal gets through. They’ll always try, but they’re doomed to fail.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 08, 2025 06:02 PM (hlNLQ)

131 Gun newbies that want to carry should consider a .38 special shrouded hammer snubby. No slide to rack, ftf drill is “pull the trigger again”, no hammer to snag, light weight, easy to conceal, hard to accidentally fire.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 08, 2025 05:59 PM (hlNLQ)
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I carried a Taurus 85 for two decades and between draw drills and just pulling the thing out of the pocket, the hammer never snagged. Single action gives one some flexibility.

Charter Arms makes a .32 magnum snubby that is superb.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 08, 2025 06:02 PM (ZOv7s)

132 It's time to start federally prosecuting these anarcho-terrorists

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 08, 2025 06:00 PM (IrlIj)
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I think judges would have to impeached first.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 06:03 PM (krQz2)

133 If this is white supremacy...

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 08, 2025 06:03 PM (MyqLb)

134 We need to recognize that the Left is an abusive stalker ex that would rather see you dead than be happy with someone else. They aren't sending out their deluded minions to because they love what they want to control. They're sending out their minions to punish you for not loving them.

Posted by: Sarge at August 08, 2025 06:03 PM (ibIN8)

135 68 …. lost it after Schaefer made what he perceived to be a racial remark

What did he actually say? Our “news” organizations are terrible. They leave out crucial detail. What did he say that was “perceived”?
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It's deliberate. By saying "racial remark" you are allowed to make up in your mind whatever you like, and likely the first thought is the "N" word. (Sophisticated right-wing news consumers know better.) So as terrible as this story sounds at first, you are now encouraged to think that it is white people being racist again, just like on all the TV shows like Law & Order and such. Therefore they had it coming.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 06:04 PM (Dv3i1)

136 Where's Trump's DOJ ?
Posted by: jsg at August 08, 2025 06:01 PM (q/iLt)
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Empaneling grand juries for corrupt Dem politicians, beating down rogue judges, and crushing DIE.

Might want to pay more attention.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 08, 2025 06:04 PM (ZOv7s)

137 The perp claimed he was called a racist name according to the report I read.
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Bullshit. You know that’s bullshit. Even so, I don’t really care, even if that were the case. It is not a license to beat people.

I pray every night before getting tucked in, that these clowns in robes aka “judges” are hanged from lightpoles and their bleached bones tinkle like windchimes in the breeze. They are vermin.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 08, 2025 06:04 PM (0V4LG)

138 Black "fatigue"? How about "f*cking fed up".

Posted by: hobbitopoly at August 08, 2025 06:04 PM (k9OZB)

139 Just jumping it to say that no matter what we think of the black vs white racial strife there is not much we can do about it beyond try to get the courts to treat everyone the same.

However we CAN stop the immigration of other groups of non whites who get the same "black privilege" and feel the same way about white people as some blacks do.

And it is absolute insanity that we arent shutting down legal immigration completely at this point.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 08, 2025 06:04 PM (04Xj5)

140 It wouldn’t be too hard to find Patrick Brice, 28‘s address and phone number as well as those of his entire family. Shame if that information got out there.

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at August 08, 2025 06:04 PM (troLc)

141 Barky's DOJ would jump onto any differnt race crimes

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2025 06:04 PM (+qU29)

142 These are the reasons people self segregate.

Safety, being comfortable being theyselves and never having to worry about a low IQ person "having a bad day".

Posted by: Zombie Nathan Beford Forrest, Born Military Genius at August 08, 2025 06:04 PM (R/m4+)

143 CBC News.

Israel is planning on taking control of Gaza. Here is how Canada is going to respond.


All of you, and the world have been waiting breathlessly for this. I'm sure. Proceed accordingly.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 17.7% at August 08, 2025 06:04 PM (jvJvP)

144 People that don't make the commitment to go to the range and practice don't need to carry at all. Pepper spray or bear spray will.serve their purpose.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 08, 2025 06:05 PM (HFcKg)

145 143 CBC News.

Israel is planning on taking control of Gaza. Here is how Canada is going to respond.


Good for Israel ... F' Canada

Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2025 06:06 PM (VE6XX)

146 It's time to start federally prosecuting these anarcho-terrorists

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 08, 2025 06:00 PM (IrlIj)

Ever notice how much these supposed anarchists love government?

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at August 08, 2025 06:06 PM (troLc)

147 It's deliberate. By saying "racial remark" you are allowed to make up in your mind whatever you like, and likely the first thought is the "N" word.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 06:04 PM (Dv3i1)
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It's like "Hey if you can imagine some crime Donald Trump is probably covering up by entering a payment into a registry wrong, go ahead and vote guilty."

Also notice there does not seem to be an attempt to get a quote from the victim.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 06:06 PM (krQz2)

148 Might want to pay more attention.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 08, 2025 06:04 PM (ZOv7s)

LOL I've had enough of sneering assholes for one day.

Posted by: jsg at August 08, 2025 06:06 PM (q/iLt)

149 It wouldn’t be too hard to find Patrick Brice, 28‘s address and phone number as well as those of his entire family. Shame if that information got out there.

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It would also be a shame if the judge's info were to become public.

Posted by: Crusader at August 08, 2025 06:06 PM (TN0g+)

150 Canada is going to surprise attack Washington St?

What a slap fight that will be!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 06:06 PM (zZu0s)

151 "This cannot go on much longer."

You keep saying that. It's been going on since at least the 1960s, when White Guilt forced us to regret and forget everything we knew about black violence and how to control it.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at August 08, 2025 06:07 PM (0I+GC)

152 The left is working so feverishly on establishing apartheid and when it is completed they will scream about two Americas.

Posted by: Decaf at August 08, 2025 06:07 PM (unUNN)

153 144 People that don't make the commitment to go to the range and practice don't need to carry at all. Pepper spray or bear spray will.serve their purpose.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 08, 2025 06:05 PM (HFcKg)

I have to agree....but I can hope that more people both carry and train.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 08, 2025 06:08 PM (xcxpd)

154 Wonder if it has been expunged from the ‘Net. Search engines have been queered very badly to specifically exclude what one is searching for.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 08, 2025 05:59 PM (Pp3EP)

Probably. My father had a good friend who was from South Africa and he has been beating this drum since the 1980s at least.

"It’s easy for you to sit and judge but just wait until you see what the whites in South Africa were dealing with."

At the time the country was like 80% white and 12% black. Now it is 70%. But 50% of the kids born in America today are nonwhite.

What does this look like in 10 or 20 years?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 08, 2025 06:08 PM (04Xj5)

155 I think judges would have to impeached first.
Posted by: Axeman
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Nope, state judges are not immune to federal violation of someone's civil rights by color of the law. If it can be shown that racial animus against white pipo was behind the decision to release the black thug, then the black judge illegally used her judicial office to deny equal protection of the laws to all.

I suspect on some of these DIEversity judges, that they have been less than careful about hiding their racial animus doing their jobs.

Posted by: whig at August 08, 2025 06:08 PM (ctrM5)

156 I like a magnum- have a Taurus Tracker in .44to pair with my lever action stainless steel Marlin. But, I’d never recommend it for any snubby, barrel length isn’t generally sufficient for time of powder burn- you get a nice blinding muzzle flash, an ear splitting kaboom, more recoil, and no extra velocity/enegy.. If you’re going magnum, get a 4” barrel.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 08, 2025 06:08 PM (hlNLQ)

157 Good for Israel ... F' Canada
Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2025 06:06

Ding. Ding. Ding.
We have a winner!

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 17.7% at August 08, 2025 06:09 PM (jvJvP)

158
As part of his sentence, Brice must complete anger management classes, undergo drug and alcohol screening and remain in therapy, the website added.

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He will not do these things. The court will do nothing.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 08, 2025 06:09 PM (ES1Rb)

159 Guys like that is why folks like Bernie Goetz became a hero to many.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 08, 2025 06:09 PM (ynpvh)

160 Anybody used that Byrna non-lethal pistol?

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 08, 2025 06:09 PM (MyqLb)

161 39 I 100% do not believe that an old man who is praying outside a PP abortion mill where most of the babies demolished for profit are black said anything racist to the thug who half-blinded him.
Posted by: huerfano


The article merely says "...then lost it after Schaefer made what he perceived to be a racial remark."

The "racial remark" was probably, "I'm out here protesting to save black babies from the eugenic mass-murder of the racist Margaret Sanger and her racist genocide-factory known as Planned Parenthood. Can't you see I'm on your side?"

Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2025 06:10 PM (pMi6S)

162
Beating an old person is a hatecrime

Are you kidding? Everybody hates boomers.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 08, 2025 06:10 PM (63Dwl)

163 But 50% of the kids born in America today are nonwhite.

What does this look like in 10 or 20 years?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes

More Hispanic and Asian immigrants, blacks are not increasing at near the rate they used to. Abortion in urban areas is one reason why.

Blacks for example are down to 6 percent of Californians--Hispanics are the plurality, whites second, and Asians now outnumber blacks in CA.

Posted by: whig at August 08, 2025 06:10 PM (ctrM5)

164 Honest to God I thought Jive turkeys could fly!!!!


Les Whitmen in Cincinnati......
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2025 05:54 PM (x0n13)

Damn...now JJ is dropping the 'JT word'....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 08, 2025 06:10 PM (xcxpd)

165 Protestor: I call a spade a spade.

Thug: Why you racist!

That's just the thing: we're would be taking it on the word of people who daily demonstrate that they have lost all sight of what an actual racist statement is.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 06:10 PM (krQz2)

166 The corrupt woke Regime will not survive Two-Tier Policing. The public will not accept it.

This ain't the UK.

We're armed to the teeth, so I rate this as True.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 08, 2025 05:33 PM (6ydKt)

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Armed white people are still not going to shoot first and by then they will be dead. The answer has to be systematic and from the top.

Posted by: Decaf at August 08, 2025 06:10 PM (unUNN)

167 LOL I've had enough of sneering assholes for one day.
Posted by: jsg at August 08, 2025 06:06 PM (q/iLt)
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LOL, then why are you still here?

That's like saying you came to HQ to get away from dildo jokes.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 08, 2025 06:10 PM (ZOv7s)

168 I think a lot of white commie fucks look at SA as racial justice, as horrifying as that is.

But they envision something more like apartheid but with them being the ruling cabal and all other whites at the mercy of the resurgent minorities.

There is a lot of weird shit in here. It reminds me of Jewish people talking about self hating/gassing Jews.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 06:10 PM (zZu0s)

169 "The Regime is making its last mistake when it calculates that half of the country will voluntarily agree to become a state-declared Prey Species for leftwing predators."
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90 The perp looks pretty dang white to me.

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Frankly my dear I don't give a damn.

Ace called it out equally. I am sick of people being too cowardly to talk honestly about racial problems.

Posted by: Smellslikevictory at August 08, 2025 06:11 PM (SOjx+)

170 Beating an old person is a hatecrime

Are you kidding? Everybody hates boomers.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 08, 2025 06:10 PM (63Dwl)

lol

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 06:11 PM (i24o9)

171 What does this look like in 10 or 20 years?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 08, 2025 06:08 PM (04Xj5)

Like my small town here in Central Calif... where Whites are a minority, and have been for a decade or so.

Not like when I grew up here 60 years ago...

Now, you can't get a job here unless you are bilingual... Spanish and English.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2025 06:11 PM (mP0Kj)

172 Jim Lovell, commander of Apollo 13, has passed away.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 08, 2025 06:11 PM (paSBy)

173 167 LOL I've had enough of sneering assholes for one day.
Posted by: jsg at August 08, 2025 06:06 PM (q/iLt)
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LOL, then why are you still here?

That's like saying you came to HQ to get away from dildo jokes.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 08, 2025 06:10 PM (ZOv7s)

Are there any CBD-approved dildo jokes?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 08, 2025 06:11 PM (ynpvh)

174 Jim Lovell, commander of Apollo 13, has passed away.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 08, 2025 06:11 PM (paSBy)

Go with God, Mr Lovell.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 06:12 PM (zZu0s)

175 I like a magnum- have a Taurus Tracker in .44to pair with my lever action stainless steel Marlin. But, I’d never recommend it for any snubby, barrel length isn’t generally sufficient for time of powder burn- you get a nice blinding muzzle flash, an ear splitting kaboom, more recoil, and no extra velocity/enegy.. If you’re going magnum, get a 4” barrel.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 08, 2025 06:08 PM (hlNLQ)
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I used to have a Charter Arms Bulldog in .44 special, 3" barrel. The fireball that thing let loose was quite impressive, but the recoil wasn't bad. Ammo prices were what pushed me into a .38.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 08, 2025 06:13 PM (ZOv7s)

176 LOL, then why are you still here?

That's like saying you came to HQ to get away from dildo jokes.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 08, 2025 06:10 PM (ZOv7s)
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I don't think he's here for the hunting.

Posted by: The Bear at August 08, 2025 06:13 PM (krQz2)

177 Hey! Ho! Violence against us boomers has got to go!

Hey! Ho!

Posted by: Dirty Old Hippie Boomer Who Loves A Good Chant at August 08, 2025 06:13 PM (R/m4+)

178
Canada is going to surprise attack Washington St?

What a slap fight that will be!
Posted by: Aetius451AD


The feathers will fly!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 08, 2025 06:13 PM (63Dwl)

179 174 Jim Lovell, commander of Apollo 13, has passed away.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 08, 2025 06:11 PM (paSBy)

RIP

Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2025 06:13 PM (VE6XX)

180 Mark Andrew Edward's, I know how much time and effort you put in and your willingness to help others. As Weasel says , fundamentals.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 08, 2025 06:13 PM (HFcKg)

181 A Cincinnati grand jury is indicting the beaters on multiple felony counts. They could face up to 30 years each in the slammer if convicted.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 08, 2025 05:55 PM


Because the victims were Russian. The jury are Putin stooges, obviously.

Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 06:13 PM (jc0TO)

182 172 Jim Lovell, commander of Apollo 13, has passed away.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 08, 2025 06:11 PM (paSBy)

In interviews, he always struck me as a class act. RIP.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 08, 2025 06:13 PM (MyqLb)

183 Are there any CBD-approved dildo jokes?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 08, 2025 06:11 PM (ynpvh)
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Dunno, but I guess yesterday they went from the Green Machine to the Purple-Helmeted Warrior model.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 08, 2025 06:13 PM (ZOv7s)

184 John Carney on X
@carney
I spent a bunch of time today reading recent economics papers on tariffs. Every single one assumes retaliatory tariffs. None—not a single one—correctly models what happened, which is a big hike by the U.S. in exchange for lower tariffs and non-tariff barriers.

Academic economists need to ask themselves some serious questions about why they got this episode so wrong. It was a failure of epic proportions that should embarrass the field.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 06:14 PM (Dv3i1)

185 Since 2009 (at least), the primary Democrat Party Plank DogWhistle has essentially been "Bankrupt And/Or Kill Whitey" -- the Trump Avatar out front should have told you -- which explains why the AutoPen Empire rushed to import tens of millions of third world illegal alien Invader white-hating anarcho-terrorists.

DogEater's RaceWar Dream is what really gets him off in the ass ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 08, 2025 06:14 PM (IrlIj)

186 Are there any CBD-approved dildo jokes?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 08, 2025 06:11 PM (ynpvh)

CBD? Last seen at a WNBA game?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2025 06:14 PM (mP0Kj)

187 Beating an old person is a hatecrime
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He said something racial.

He's lucky there wasn't a crowd of young black men around to jump on his head.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 06:14 PM (krQz2)

188 "The corrupt woke Regime will not survive Two-Tier Policing. The public will not accept it. This ain't the UK. We're armed to the teeth, so I rate this as True."

McMichaels and Bryan show what happens when you use lethal force in self-defense against blacks. Chauvin shows what happens when you use nonlethal legal force to restrain them.

The best thing you can do is stay the hell away from blacks, if you can.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at August 08, 2025 06:16 PM (0I+GC)

189 CBD? Last seen at a WNBA game?
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WNBA game, France, what's the difference?

Posted by: Crusader at August 08, 2025 06:16 PM (TN0g+)

190 A Cincinnati grand jury is indicting the beaters on multiple felony counts.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 08, 2025 05:55 PM
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Billy Vera, hardest hit.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 06:16 PM (krQz2)

191
But they envision something more like apartheid but with them being the ruling cabal and all other whites at the mercy of the resurgent minorities.

The Manson Plan

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 08, 2025 06:16 PM (63Dwl)

192 Blacks for example are down to 6 percent of Californians--Hispanics are the plurality, whites second, and Asians now outnumber blacks in CA.
Posted by: whig[/'i]

Tale a stroll around the U.C. Berkeley campus these days. Despite decades and decades of Affirmative Action, overt and covert, and "DEI," and every other gimmick to increase black attendance and depress Asian and white enrollment, the campus is now 70+% Asian. The officia, stats may not even reflect that, but 70% of the students who actually attend class and thus can be seen on campus are Asian. Nothing the University can do to stop demographics -- Northern California is morr and more Asian, less and less black, and the trned just continues.

Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2025 06:16 PM (pMi6S)

193 Ugh Unitlaic

Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2025 06:17 PM (pMi6S)

194 Academic economists need to ask themselves some serious questions about why they got this episode so wrong. It was a failure of epic proportions that should embarrass the field.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 06:14 PM (Dv3i1)

It's like going to College to get a business degree... if your Profs were so good at business, wouldn't they be Rich enough NOT TO BE TEACHIN?

Economics Experts are Professionals telling you how to mismanage money.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2025 06:17 PM (mP0Kj)

195 He's lucky there wasn't a crowd of young black men around to jump on his head.
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The Black Pastor in the link brings up some very important context as to what led to young black men to jump on people's heads.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 06:17 PM (Dv3i1)

196
Ace you need to edit the headline:

...beat Down Elderly Pro-Choice Protesters...

Should read pro-life protesters

Posted by: Bigsmith at August 08, 2025 06:17 PM (1Au9i)

197 >The article merely says "...then lost it after Schaefer made what he perceived to be a racial remark."


"What he perceived to be..."

Posted by: davidt at August 08, 2025 06:17 PM (i0F8b)

198 McMichaels and Bryan show what happens when you use lethal force in self-defense against blacks. Chauvin shows what happens when you use nonlethal legal force to restrain them.

The best thing you can do is stay the hell away from blacks, if you can.
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Paging John Derbyshire...

Posted by: Crusader at August 08, 2025 06:17 PM (TN0g+)

199 Academic economists need to ask themselves some serious questions about why they got this episode so wrong. It was a failure of epic proportions that should embarrass the field.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 06:14 PM (Dv3i1)
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Because getting everything wrong is in these days.

Just as long as you shill for the establishment.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 06:17 PM (krQz2)

200 Now, you can't get a job here unless you are bilingual... Spanish and English.
Posted by: Romeo13
......

I'm teaching my grandkids Esperanto.

Posted by: wth at August 08, 2025 06:18 PM (v0R5T)

201 Been sayin for awhile now, that we have a Yuge Judicial problem in the US... as we have no real system to hold Judges accountable even when they flat out break the law from the bench.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2025 05:41 PM (mP0Kj)

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It's not just the US, the same is happening in UK, Canada, Australia and Western Europe. It is the whole global judicial class, they have decided that the world is theirs, universities have given them a piece of paper - a law degree - that says so.

Posted by: Decaf at August 08, 2025 06:18 PM (unUNN)

202 It's hard to say what it will look like overall, but if the Adians start getting in more leadership positions while still retaining some of their culture, the beating of elderly people will not go unpunished.

And they are generally not big fans of the ghetto type.

But they also vote Dim in significant numbers, so who knows.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 08, 2025 06:18 PM (Vvh2V)

203 131 Gun newbies that want to carry should consider a .38 special shrouded hammer snubby. No slide to rack, ftf drill is “pull the trigger again”, no hammer to snag, light weight, easy to conceal, hard to accidentally fire.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 08, 2025 05:59 PM (hlNLQ)
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I carried a Taurus 85 for two decades and between draw drills and just pulling the thing out of the pocket, the hammer never snagged. Single action gives one some flexibility.

Charter Arms makes a .32 magnum snubby that is superb.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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Difficult to reload quickly is the major problem and if you carry a snubbie, you best be able to solve your problem with five or six shots--you won't have time to reload. I carried snubbies, shot them very well, and practiced w speedloaders but when I carry nowadays, I use a single stack XDS with 8 +1. I use the 7+1 mags when I want to be less conspicuous.

That is why Jim Cirillo carried two revolvers--quicker to draw and fire another than using speed loaders. Mas Ayoob credited Jim with inventing the NY reload tactic.

Your average urban distance is about 11-15 feet tending toward less rather than longer than 15 ft.

Posted by: whig at August 08, 2025 06:18 PM (ctrM5)

204 189 CBD? Last seen at a WNBA game?
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WNBA game, France, what's the difference?

Posted by: Crusader at August 08, 2025 06:16 PM (TN0g+)

Shaved armpits?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 08, 2025 06:19 PM (ynpvh)

205 I'm teaching my grandkids Esperanto.
Posted by: wth at August 08, 2025 06:18 PM (v0R5T)

Here its primarily Central Americans now...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2025 06:19 PM (mP0Kj)

206 D&W .357 magnum. Have never fired anything but .38 out of it, probably never will. Sock draw gun with lead hollow point.

Posted by: From about That Tim at August 08, 2025 06:20 PM (RE0lB)

207 CBD? Last seen at a WNBA game?
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Floor seat.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 06:20 PM (krQz2)

208 Trump is doing amazing things, and it's worth stepping back to see how his grand strategy is unfolding. He is making huge strides on the border and deportations. Pam Bondi's strategy of strategic patience and tactical maneuver has tied the liberal judges in knots. Anyone who wants to diss on her had to point out who would do better. Not Sleepin' Jeff Sessions, that's for sure nor Piper Bill Barr.

With the cutoff of federal funds, the Dem lawfare machine has been rocked back on its heels, and the RUSSIA prosecutions is putting even more of a strain on their resources. Everyone needs to lawyer up, and that's going to cut into resources for pro bono work.

But wait! There's more! With every available Dem lawyer trying to cover for illegals and the Obama Regime, Trump is now opening up a new front on the census and redistricting. He is stretching the field, and the Dems simply cannot be everywhere at once.

Meanwhile, the Title IX cases are grinding colleges and universities into powder, at the same time that hospitals are being told to drop the castrations or lose federal money.

Public broadcasting, Planned Parenthood. All getting crushed.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 08, 2025 06:20 PM (ZOv7s)

209 It's not just the US, the same is happening in UK, Canada, Australia and Western Europe. It is the whole global judicial class, they have decided that the world is theirs, universities have given them a piece of paper - a law degree - that says so.
Posted by: Decaf at August 08, 2025 06:18 PM (unUNN)
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It's the knife edge of the Expert Class. They'll decide what is what, thank you very much!

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 06:21 PM (krQz2)

210 The perp claimed he was called a racist name according to the report I read.
Posted by: polynikes
......

Cry me a river. Was he called a Nazi?

Posted by: wth at August 08, 2025 06:21 PM (v0R5T)

211 I have the Game Show Network on in the background.

'Beat The Bridge' is on. Current topic. "WNBA and NBA Players."
Damn Dude did better than any of us.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 17.7% at August 08, 2025 06:21 PM (jvJvP)

212 The Feds absolutely must step in

Posted by: Gonzotx at August 08, 2025 06:21 PM (nGraA)

213 "What he perceived to be..."
Posted by: davidt at August 08, 2025 06:17 PM (i0F8b)

And the judge said 'oh you poor boy...'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 06:22 PM (zZu0s)

214 "What he perceived to be..."
Posted by: davidt at August 08, 2025 06:17 PM (i0F8b)
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I'm guessing that it's iffy if they used the "Reasonable Man" thing.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 06:23 PM (krQz2)

215 John Carney on X
@carney
I spent a bunch of time today reading recent economics papers on tariffs. Every single one assumes retaliatory tariffs. None—not a single one—correctly models what happened, which is a big hike by the U.S. in exchange for lower tariffs and non-tariff barriers.

Academic economists need to ask themselves some serious questions about why they got this episode so wrong. It was a failure of epic proportions that should embarrass the field.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 06:14 PM (Dv3i1)

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"Unexpectedly" you only have to go back to Trump's first term to see in realtime that his tariffs then did not cause inflation and/or recession -- and led to record economic growth & prosperity (until, of course, the Bullshit Covid PsyOp ... hmmm, how convenient!).

One of the reasons was that was that demand for the dollar increased, making it stronger relative to other currencies --increasing American purchasing power and correspondingly reducing the cost of imports.

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 08, 2025 06:23 PM (h93kG)

216 Difficult to reload quickly is the major problem and if you carry a snubbie, you best be able to solve your problem with five or six shots--you won't have time to reload.
Posted by: whig at August 08, 2025 06:18 PM (ctrM5)
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Self-defense isn't about imposing control, it's about breaking contact. I don't need to defeat my opponent, merely deter and retreat. A lot of the "experts" are military/police who see the desired end point as submission, not simply escape without harm.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 08, 2025 06:23 PM (ZOv7s)

217 "The perp claimed he was called a racist name according to the report I read."

Was it the racist name that most blacks use everyday in casual conversation? Was it the racist name that blacks chant professionally, and white people give them Grammy Awards for it?

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at August 08, 2025 06:23 PM (0I+GC)

218 Ever since, "Hate Crime," became a thing.

Orwell warned us.

Posted by: davidt at August 08, 2025 06:24 PM (i0F8b)

219 ...
Difficult to reload quickly is the major problem and if you carry a snubbie, you best be able to solve your problem with five or six shots--you won't have time to reload. I carried snubbies, shot them very well, and practiced w speedloaders but when I carry nowadays, I use a single stack XDS with 8 +1. I use the 7+1 mags when I want to be less conspicuous.

That is why Jim Cirillo carried two revolvers--quicker to draw and fire another than using speed loaders. Mas Ayoob credited Jim with inventing the NY reload tactic.

Your average urban distance is about 11-15 feet tending toward less rather than longer than 15 ft.
Posted by: whig at August 08, 2025 06:18 PM (ctrM5)

I've stopped carrying revolvers also. Training with snubby .38's is miserable. Automatics are slimmer, easier to shoot for me, easier to reload. Taurus and Kel-Tec both make outstanding polymer pocket pistols. I really like the 709 in 9mm. Very shootable.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 08, 2025 06:24 PM (xcxpd)

220 More Hispanic and Asian immigrants, blacks are not increasing at near the rate they used to. Abortion in urban areas is one reason why.

Blacks for example are down to 6 percent of Californians--Hispanics are the plurality, whites second, and Asians now outnumber blacks in CA.
Posted by: whig at August 08, 2025 06:10 PM (ctrM5)

Yes well I guess our new Asian and Indian friends wont attack us in the streets while they take over the country and relegate whites to permanent second class citizens while using black vs white animus for their own gains. So thats something.

Hispanics of course have their own racial issues which im sure we will all be dealing with as well.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 08, 2025 06:24 PM (04Xj5)

221 203- agree, my carry piece is a Glock 27- double stack with thumb extension is 11 rounds +1 and fast reload gives me 23. But I’m not a newbie, and I doubt most gunfights last long enough to reload. Just going with the philosophy that something is better than nothing and your tool should match your skill level.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 08, 2025 06:25 PM (hlNLQ)

222 That pastor is obviously indifferent to the eternal destiny of the violent black thugs. So he is not a pastor. He is just a dude with a job.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at August 08, 2025 06:25 PM (kTd/k)

223 License to beat down pro-choice protestors? Is that some kind of irony thing?

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 08, 2025 06:25 PM (B9Dv5)

224 This is why if I ever go to a demonstration, I will be carrying.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 08, 2025 06:26 PM (ZmEVT)

225 Second order effects. Street thugs are first to feel the wrath of the public. Judges are next. Journalists are third, btw. Your order may vary.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 08, 2025 06:26 PM (MZ+PY)

226 Hispanics of course have their own racial issues which im sure we will all be dealing with as well.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 08, 2025 06:24 PM (04Xj5)
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It's an arbitrary category to make the country seem less white. Columbias are not Cubans are not Mexicans etc.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 08, 2025 06:27 PM (ZOv7s)

227 The Marxists loaded up judges who follow Marxism not the Constitution

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2025 06:27 PM (+qU29)

228 I gotta blame the jury here

Police said Brice attacked two older men outside a Planned Parenthood. He was found guilty of two counts of second-degree assault and reckless endangerment, but not guilty of first-degree assault against one man. The jury could not come to an agreement about first-degree assault of the other man.

https://tinyurl.com/yejnf8nv

Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 06:27 PM (jc0TO)

229 Can the federal statute about "clinic access" (used to throw pro-life folks in the Garland Archipelago) be used to prosecute the thug in this case? Unfortunately, can't use Section 1983 since thug was not a state actor - at least that we know of.

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 08, 2025 06:27 PM (sFNX2)

230 I've said this several times...

The left has declared war on us, yet for whatever reason we fail to acknowledge it.

Until that mindset changes, nothing will happen.™

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 08, 2025 06:27 PM (Q4IgG)

231 Ever since, "Hate Crime," became a thing.

Orwell warned us.
Posted by: davidt at August 08, 2025 06:24 PM (i0F8b)
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Most crime is an act of extreme apathy and lack of concern for victims.

But that's somehow better than "hate".

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 06:27 PM (krQz2)

232 Protestant pastors have no other marketable job skills.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 08, 2025 06:28 PM (ZmEVT)

233 "I'm not going to shy away from this any longer. Is my take racial? Yes it is. But the story is racial."

Crime stats for at least a decade show that oppressed black male youths, that represent about 5% of the population, commit about 50% of the violent crimes in USA. The latest addition is females from this demographic have decided to join in. The Left through endless intimidation has made it risky to state the obvious.

Posted by: Rapper Hot Tea at August 08, 2025 06:28 PM (9vYpt)

234
Don't listen to the caliber snobs, a .32 revolver will look like a magnum when you pull it out and point it at Skinny Angry White Boy or Growing Diverse Mob.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 08, 2025 05:39 PM (ZOv7s)


Everything in the world is explained by the Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries, and Tombstone.

Maxim 27. Don't be afraid to be the first to resort to violence.

"You die first, get it? Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me?"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 08, 2025 06:28 PM (y9nCu)

235 >>@WhiteHouse
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>>1m
"The highly anticipated meeting between myself, as President of the United States of America, and President Vladimir Putin, of Russia, will take place next Friday, August 15, 2025, in the Great State of Alaska. Further details to follow. Thank you for your attention to this matter!" - @POTUS🇺🇸

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 06:28 PM (viF8m)

236 MAE, I was all of the above--had a Walther PPK and a Model 60 snubbie. Shot both well despite the horrendous tiny sights on the PPK and nasty recoil (380 ACP) and horrible trigger (was an original W. German one prior to the GCA of 196. But it was far easier to slap a 7 round magazine in even with good non arthritic fingers than speedloading a snubbie. First you have to raise it muzzle skyward, punch the ejector with the flat of your hand, and use the proper profile bullets (rounded ogive) for the reload. So I carried FBI load 158gr+p dead soft swaged Hollow points as the initial load and Corbon powr'ball for reloads.

Still slower by a second or so behind reloading the semi automatic.

Posted by: whig at August 08, 2025 06:28 PM (ctrM5)

237 "This is why if I ever go to a demonstration, I will be carrying."

Situational awareness suggests that you simply opt not to go to places where you anticipate a gunfight.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at August 08, 2025 06:28 PM (0I+GC)

238 Academic economists need to ask themselves some serious questions about why they got this episode so wrong. It was a failure of epic proportions that should embarrass the field.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 06:14 PM (Dv3i1)


And the standard answer is going to be something along the lines of "go to Hell, I spent 15 years getting this degree, and I wrote actual papers in actual journals and that cost real money, what did you do, sleep at Best Western?"

The real answer is that economics is the study of human choice in the face of dealing with possible gains and losses, and not a Gantt chart set up by Keynes, Smith, Arrow and Marx.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 06:29 PM (rbvCR)

239 Should read pro-life protesters

Posted by: Bigsmith at August 08, 2025 06:17 PM (1Au9i)
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Ace: "I have written what I have written".

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 06:29 PM (krQz2)

240 @220

>>Hispanics of course have their own racial issues which im sure we will all be dealing with as well.

Hispanics are the new Italians, Asians are the new Scots/Germans.

Whites will be the new coolies.

And blacks are going to be f***ed.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 08, 2025 06:29 PM (IM1cI)

241 agree, my carry piece is a Glock 27- double stack with thumb extension is 11 rounds +1 and fast reload gives me 23. But I’m not a newbie, and I doubt most gunfights last long enough to reload. Just going with the philosophy that something is better than nothing and your tool should match your skill level.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 08, 2025 06:25 PM (hlNLQ)
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Everyone should go with what meet their skill level, their comfort zone, their situation and the local laws where they live.

It's pretty simple, and the paramount rule is that any gun beat no gun at all. Just be sure you can get to it quickly and know how to use it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 08, 2025 06:30 PM (ZOv7s)

242 224 This is why if I ever go to a demonstration, I will be carrying.
Posted by: no one of any consequence
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I stay away from crowds nowadays period.

Posted by: whig at August 08, 2025 06:30 PM (ctrM5)

243 Btw, from the video at the link, the guy is possibly white.

Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 06:30 PM (jc0TO)

244 "The Left through endless intimidation has made it risky to state the obvious."

Not just the left. When I started bringing it up here, some a-holes called me Gobineau, and asked where my cranial calipers were. Performative 'anti-racism' is still practiced on the right.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at August 08, 2025 06:30 PM (0I+GC)

245 "You die first, get it? Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me?"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 08, 2025 06:28 PM (y9nCu)

Nice use of quote.

Also note that the only 'fair' gunfight Doc ever gets into or draws down is the last one against Ringo. And he essentially executes the guy anyway.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 06:31 PM (zZu0s)

246 Over the years cities have become hunting grounds for the Left's wolf pack enforcers. A Reconquista of sorts seems to be on the table.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 08, 2025 06:32 PM (9vYpt)

247 31 Am I to assume the perp was black ?

I saw excerpt from original police report. Thug was noted as white, but I think he is "Hispanic white." Thug's excuse is that he thought he heard victim dis him racially (it would be nice to at least once hear a new excuse), so Hispanic white thug had no alternative to beating the old, defenseless pro-life guy to within an inch of his life. The monster in the black robe must have agreed.

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 08, 2025 06:32 PM (sFNX2)

248 237-yeah, as a father of 4 daughters, that’s what I preach too, but there’s a bit of a “heckler’sveto” aspect to that as well isn’t there? Personally gets my back up to not go somewhere I want to go because it’s “dangerous.” Hell- I’m dangerous.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 08, 2025 06:32 PM (hlNLQ)

249 Nood. Woke week.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 06:32 PM (zZu0s)

250 Ace: "I have written what I have written".

Jesus was the King of the Jews/

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 08, 2025 06:33 PM (ZmEVT)

251 229 Can the federal statute about "clinic access" (used to throw pro-life folks in the Garland Archipelago) be used to prosecute the thug in this case? Unfortunately, can't use Section 1983 since thug was not a state actor - at least that we know of.
Posted by: Martin Tell

Look up Ku Klux Klan law aka Enforcement Act of 1871. From wiki, "The act made certain acts committed by private persons federal offenses including conspiring to deprive citizens of their rights to hold office, serve on juries, or enjoy the equal protection of law. "

Posted by: whig at August 08, 2025 06:33 PM (ctrM5)

252 Defend yourself anywhere besides your house, and your life will change forever.

Posted by: Eromero at August 08, 2025 06:33 PM (jgmnb)

253 Over the years cities have become hunting grounds for the Left's wolf pack enforcers. A Reconquista of sorts seems to be on the table.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 08, 2025 06:32 PM (9vYpt)
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We did this before, in the 1990s, when the murder rates were much higher.

Broken Windows policing, three strikes laws, deportations.

It's not hard.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 08, 2025 06:33 PM (ZOv7s)

254 Well, I am installing Linux Mint 22 onto an old WD 500 gB hard drive. I think the power supply in my desktop cratered, and took out the then-active solid state drive with Mint on it. The idle drive with Win7 on it was OK. Changing power supplies got Windows working again, but the SSD has errors that fsck cannot fix.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2025 06:34 PM (5WIH7)

255 Biggest nood ever, I reckon. Chock full o content.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at August 08, 2025 06:35 PM (0I+GC)

256 I started saying it twenty years ago, cities are not fit to live in, and since then they have gotten worse. I moved to the country and am armed.

Posted by: Case at August 08, 2025 06:36 PM (NnONT)

257
Hispanics of course have their own racial issues which im sure we will all be dealing with as well.

Hispanics are the new Italians, Asians are the new Scots/Germans.

Whites will be the new coolies.

And blacks are going to be f***ed.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 08, 2025 06:29 PM (IM1cI)



Hispanic and black gangstas already fought it out in Los Angeles about 20 years ago. The black folk got their asses kicked. Which is why a white guy could walk a street in Compton at 11pm and most of the time he'll be just fine. A black guy on the same street and time would have his face peeled off by MS13.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 08, 2025 06:36 PM (y9nCu)

258 248 237-yeah, as a father of 4 daughters, that’s what I preach too, but there’s a bit of a “heckler’sveto” aspect to that as well isn’t there? Personally gets my back up to not go somewhere I want to go because it’s “dangerous.” Hell- I’m dangerous.
Posted by: Farmer Bob

Problem nowadays is swarming attack by 'yutes' and hardened criminals. You might get one or two but the rest will get you. Thus, why I switched to a semi auto. And will probably go back in time to start carrying a 6946 again. Carry it with a twelve round mag plus one in chamber and you can carry a full size 5900 15-17 round mag which fits the 6946 mag well.

Gotta practice with it before doing that as teh 6946 and the 5946 big brother are DAO only. Revolver like trigger feel with no safety. Slicked up, about 10-12 lbs pull weight like firing a DA Smith revolver.

Posted by: whig at August 08, 2025 06:37 PM (ctrM5)

259 The Left will always promote their endless List of Acceptable Hatreds, and hating whitey and America are right up at the top. Therefore, any actions they take in expressing their hatred for whitey and/or America are, in their minds, fully justified.

No one in the media cares about two white people being mercilessly stomped in the street, just as no one cared when Channon Christian and Chris Newsom were kidnapped, tortured and murdered by a group of black people.

Posted by: Sam Adams at August 08, 2025 06:38 PM (X+xvk)

260 235 >>@WhiteHouse
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>>1m
"The highly anticipated meeting between myself, as President of the United States of America, and President Vladimir Putin, of Russia, will take place next Friday, August 15, 2025, in the Great State of Alaska. Further details to follow. Thank you for your attention to this matter!" - @POTUS🇺🇸
Posted by: JackStraw
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That cuts out all of the tea sipping bandits.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 06:40 PM (I1XLT)

261 254 Well, I am installing Linux Mint 22 onto an old WD 500 gB hard drive. I think the power supply in my desktop cratered, and took out the then-active solid state drive with Mint on it. The idle drive with Win7 on it was OK. Changing power supplies got Windows working again, but the SSD has errors that fsck cannot fix.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Sorry about that. I always used PC Power and Cooling for desktop pc builds until they got bought out. Nowadays, Corsair or Antec. Seasonic is good if max to the wall gaming but too pricey otherwise.

Micro Center Rosewill is pretty decent Store Brand if you have one of them around.

Posted by: whig at August 08, 2025 06:40 PM (ctrM5)

262
Also note that the only 'fair' gunfight Doc ever gets into or draws down is the last one against Ringo. And he essentially executes the guy anyway.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 06:31 PM (zZu0s)



"Fair" means you die, and I go home without any extra holes in my body.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 08, 2025 06:40 PM (y9nCu)

263 252 Defend yourself anywhere besides your house, and your life will change forever.
Posted by: Eromero
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Yep. The best gunfight is one that never happens from situational awareness and avoidance.

Posted by: whig at August 08, 2025 06:42 PM (ctrM5)

264 What one group of immigrants did the American Media seek to deny? What group of people did our "journalists" not want to see admitted to the United States?

The white people fleeing the government-approved murder campaign in South Africa.

Posted by: Sam Adams at August 08, 2025 06:42 PM (X+xvk)

265 Since 2009 (at least), the primary Democrat Party Plank DogWhistle has essentially been "Bankrupt And/Or Kill Whitey" -- the Trump Avatar out front should have told you -- which explains why the AutoPen Empire rushed to import tens of millions of third world illegal alien Invader white-hating anarcho-terrorists.

DogEater's RaceWar Dream is what really gets him off in the ass ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 08, 2025 06:14 PM (IrlIj)

Every time I see "Kill Whitey" I hear it in Chris Farley's voice. (The pot-smoking scene in "Black Sheep" if you can't remember.) And it's really hard not to laugh, despite the seriousness of it all.

Posted by: pookysgirl has a juvenile sense of humor at August 08, 2025 06:44 PM (Wt5PA)

266
Another "Thank your for attention to this matter" from POTUS. Putin is going to meet Trump in Alaska for a summit on Aug 15.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 08, 2025 06:46 PM (w6EFb)

267 262
Also note that the only 'fair' gunfight Doc ever gets into or draws down is the last one against Ringo. And he essentially executes the guy anyway.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 06:31 PM (zZu0s)



"Fair" means you die, and I go home without any extra holes in my body.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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Fair is a loaded term that has nothing to do with the legalities of self defense. Instead, the law requires the person exercising that right to have a objectively reasonable fear of death or serious injury using a totality of circumstances known to the person at the time. (A few states allow subjective belief but juries and judges tend to overlook that little detail).

Posted by: whig at August 08, 2025 06:46 PM (ctrM5)

268 If you want to see how commonplace the "hate whitey" mindset has become, watch a few highlights of Caitlin Clark getting her ass beat in the WNBA.

WNBA apparently stands for, "White Needs Beating Again."

Posted by: Sam Adams at August 08, 2025 06:49 PM (X+xvk)

269 "If you find yourself in a fair fight, you didn't plan your mission properly."

-Col. David Hackworth

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 08, 2025 07:33 PM (B9Dv5)

270 This country badly needs some rough vigilante justice.

Posted by: Cynical Stoic at August 08, 2025 09:11 PM (U6BqK)

271 My more Americans should carry concealed against these uncilized brutes and start send them to the Morgue with lots of Bullet Holes and have the Judge given Life in Prison for Aiding and Abetting

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at August 08, 2025 11:54 PM (FLiOE)

Sydney Sweeney Fitness and Sorority Girl Nationalism GAINZZZ

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Lefties are still upset that Trump is reinstating the presidential fitness standards for students.

Trump focus on health is not 'inclusive' enough

A history professor said she generally supports President Donald Trump's interest in promoting health but criticized his plan to revive the Presidential Fitness Test.

Don't buy this jive turkey's jive that she supports Trump's health initiatives generally. You'll see.


"Trump is reviving an outdated and problematic practice for American schoolkids," reads the headline of Professor Natalia Petrzela's recent essay for MSNBC.

...


Petrzela criticized the appearance of a WWE wrestler, Paul Levesque, at the press conference.

"The swaggering, solo, white machismo is obvious -- and about as far a cry as it gets from Beyoncé dancing with a cafeteria full of New York City schoolkids to promote the Obamas' program," The New School professor wrote. "And of course, the WWE is primarily an entertainment franchise, not an athletic one, a fact that is both perfectly on brand for the Trump administration and further suggests this effort might be more show than substance."

1, of course you're yammering about Beyonce, who is the only person anyone is allowed to look up to because she's black and a feminist.

2, you just objected to including a WWE wrestler because he's in the entertainment business, not athletics -- and then you immediately praise Beyonce, a singing whore with more plastic in her than a 1984 Corvette, as a great athletic hero for children.

I'm serious about this -- are all professors, you know, actually retarded now? Are they incapable of following their own line of argument within a single paragraph?


"I too am deeply concerned about the lack of exercise among American children and adults, and am thrilled this is an administration priority," she wrote.

Oh yeah, obviously. Big fan. It's so apparent.

But the professor also criticized Trump for not focusing on an "inclusive" approach to sports like that of President John F. Kennedy.

"Gone is JFK's emphasis on inclusive, publicly funded recreation," she wrote. "And, crucially, JFK supported vaccines and Medicare."

That's her idea of "inclusive health initiatives" -- injections and subsidies.

I wanted to warn all of you about this, because I know my readership tends to be good-looking and fit and getting all kinds of GAINZZZ.

But be aware: People may see your fitness and hotness and brand you as MAGA due to your healthiness and good looks.

Since President Donald Trump's return to the White House, I've noticed a steady stream of rhetoric that attempts to make health and fitness partisan.

If you're fit and enjoy working out (or even sport a tan), chances are there's a progressive who will eye you with suspicion of being MAGA.

t's an extreme example of the "if-Trump-is-for-it, we-must-be-adamantly-against-it" mentality that has infected the left.

To borrow a phrase from former Democratic vice presidential contender Tim Walz, it's weird.

...

The rise in obesity and the decline in health is especially disheartening when it comes to the country's kids.

According to a Centers for Disease Control and Prevention 2024 report, about 20% of children are obese (2 in 5 adults are obese). That's a sharp increase from when childhood obesity rates were 5% in the 1970s.

Not only is this a national health concern, it's a national security one, as Trump acknowledges in his executive order.

The CDC report found that only 2 in 5 young adults are weight-eligible and active enough to serve in the military.

Yet, Trump's commonsense approach to boost fitness was met with consternation among media progressives.

"Trump is reviving an outdated and problematic practice for American schoolkids," proclaimed MSNBC.

"Generations of Americans who struggled to complete a pull-up in front of their classmates winced as President Trump announced that he was reinstating the annual assessment," The New York Times opined.

Leftists also have thoughts about fitness for adults and what it says about conservatism.

Earlier this year, fitness influencer MaryBeth Monaco-Vavrik posted a video that went viral connecting the "popularization of Pilates & running instead of strength training ... and the rise of extreme American authoritarianism." She also equated conservatism with "smaller bodies."

It may surprise you to learn that this woman is conventionally fit. But she's using her own fitness to sell obesity and ill-health to leftwing women.


Men, on the other hand, must avoid looking too manly and the trap of toxic masculinity and the "manosphere," which liberals tell us have flourished under Trump. For instance, actor Sacha Baron Cohen's appearance on the August cover of Men's Fitness UK sparked criticism over his newly chiseled body.

One headline said his physique "is repellent to most women."

...

In 2024, a columnist in The Guardian warned, "There is a dark side to wellness, which I always, for shorthand, thought of as political: getting fit makes you more rightwing."

And now, enjoying sunshine and getting a tan could mark you as a MAGA fanatic. After all, Trump and his health secretary, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., sport a perennial bronze shade.

As The Atlantic recently observed: "Tanning is back. Only this time, it's not just about looking good -- it's about embracing an entire ideology."

Absolutely vile lunatics.

I've been getting some GAINZZZ. I've stuck to vigorous walking (so long as it's not 100 degrees outside or p*ssing rain).

Another study proves the value of just walking around for a spell.


An analysis of over 36,000 people with high blood pressure has shown that taking more steps, even below the recommended daily target of 10,000 steps, and walking faster, is associated with a significant reduction in the risk of major problems of the heart and blood vessels.

The study, published in the European Journal of Preventive Cardiology, found that compared to a daily step count of 2,300 steps, every extra 1,000 steps was linked to a 17% reduction in the risk of developing a major adverse cardiovascular event (MACE), up to 10,000 steps. Additional steps above 10,000 were associated with a lower risk of stroke.


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Professor Emmanuel Stamatakis, Director of the Mackenzie Wearables Research Hub at the University of Sydney, Australia, who supervised the study, said, "This study is one of the first to demonstrate a dose-response relationship between daily step count and major problems of the heart and blood vessels.

"In a nutshell, we found that, if you live with high blood pressure, the more you walk with greater intensity, the lower your risk for future serious cardiovascular events.


By the way, the leftwing propaganda media is continuing its five-days-old psyop claiming that only a few "online weirdos" pushed the Sydney Sweeney White Supremacy meme, so rightwingers are the ones really "obsessed" with it and must stop blaming Democrats.

John Sexton quotes the New York Times' effort.


They claimed that progressives were up in arms over the intentional double-entendre with the word "genes," suggesting it was winking at eugenics or white supremacy.

In reality, most progressives weren't worked up much at all.

Criticism of the ad campaign had come almost entirely from a smattering of accounts with relatively few followers, according to an analysis of social media data by The New York Times.

A "smattering of accounts with relatively few followers."

One video accusing the brand of Nazis got four million views.


Initial reactions were largely apolitical, though some progressives criticized the ad's sexual overtones while some on the right applauded a return to "traditional advertising" in what they viewed as a step away from more diverse representations. But on the fringes of sites including TikTok and X, some users began suggesting that the campaign had a more subtle and menacing message tied to eugenics: that blond, blue-eyed looks are somehow superior.

One video getting four million views is "the fringes of TikTok"?

"She has good jeans like she has good GENES! hahahaha like in a nazi way!!" stated a July 25 post on X that drew over five million views. The next day, a video on TikTok that also made a comparison to Nazism drew 3.5 million views.

So who's to blame for this misrepresentation of the sane and sober left forming a slavering cancel mob over nothing at all? Who is the guilty party in spreading this RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION about leftwing influencers and drama-farmers shrieking about White Supremacy for going on three weeks?

Would you believe... it's all Libs of TikTok's fault?

Again?


The tide began to shift on July 27, when large right-wing accounts such as Libs of TikTok began reposting critiques of the American Eagle campaign, mocking them as examples of "triggered" liberals. "Keep this up Democrats," posted the account, which is run by a woman named Chaya Raichik and has 4.3 million followers on X. "This is going to be great for you guys."

BTW, you see once again that all of the NPCs say the same thing. First someone says it on Slate or New Republic, then Rolling Stone says the same thing, then the NYT says the same thing. Once one of these idiots is infected with the Retarded Meme of the Day, they're all repeating it verbatim within hours.

They're liars. For one thing, it wasn't "just a few online weirdos," it was dozens of prominent" influencers, and we know that female and minority influencers strongly influence the Democrat Party.

And of course, the leftwing media itself pushed it hard:

Leftwing women are also melting down about sorority sisters doing dances to drum up interest in joining them.

I guess in a couple of days Dave Weigel will tell us that no leftwing women melted down over this video, it was all LibsofTikTok's doing.

YMCA, huh? Might as well be dancing to the Horst Wessel Leid, nein?

Strom comments:

This version of sexuality is innocent in the way that Tracey and Hepburn movies were, which is to say they are and are not. They are suggestive, but only because we recognize the unspoken and unseen. They are red-blooded, not pornographic in the way that the alphabet crowd is.

The reason why the left is going nuts over them is that they are not Queer. They celebrate the differences between the sexes, at least implicitly.

This trend is not really a rebirth of the old ways, but a symbol that the left can no longer suppress the natural exuberance that comes from healthy human relations.

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Below: One of those very few "online weirdos" tricked into making a big deal about nothing by the Twitter Sorceress Libs of TikTok.

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This was posted by Robert Davi, star of Goonies.

DENOUNCE!

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Anyone want to brag about dey GAINZZZ?!!

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Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2025 04:32 PM (kgE5c)

2 I know my readership tends to be good-looking and fit and getting all kinds of GAINZZZ.

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Oh yeah, just like the host!

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 04:34 PM (g47mK)

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Ace knows Gainzz biblically.

That's my new insult for everyone.

I say "_____ knows _____ biblically."

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 08, 2025 04:35 PM (dTtZ7)

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Willowed

Black women may get a reputation for diva behavior, an extraordinary sense of privilege and vinctiveness when thwarted.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 04:35 PM (kkTda)

5 "And of course, the WWE is primarily an entertainment franchise, not an athletic one


Sugartits, you come off the top rope, flip in mid air, land on someone and do it out of shape & try to get back up.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 04:36 PM (rqka2)

6 more plastic in her than a 1984 Corvette
Dang, Ace! That's cruel! Even if it's true, that's an awful thing to say about a Corvette.

Posted by: GWB at August 08, 2025 04:36 PM (pkAbL)

7 But be aware: People may see your fitness and hotness and brand you as MAGA due to your healthiness and good looks.

*marks self safe from being branded as MAGA*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2025 04:36 PM (kgE5c)

8
I don't know why you MAGAts are so obsessed by this.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 04:37 PM (kkTda)

9 >But be aware: People may see your fitness and hotness and brand you as MAGA due to your healthiness and good looks.

These people are retarded. I guess the black dudes at my gym are the black face of white supremacy. Asshats.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 08, 2025 04:37 PM (GTqXr)

10 >>>Sydney Sweeney's ad shows an unbridled cultural shift towards whiteness hot T and A.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 04:37 PM (i24o9)

11 "Gone is JFK's emphasis on inclusive, publicly funded recreation," she wrote. "And, crucially, JFK supported vaccines and Medicare."

***
Vaccines then consisted mostly of the DPT combo (diphteria-pertussis-tetanus) (except for exotic ones given to those serving in disease-ridden countries in Africa). And I thought "Medicare" was not passed until LBJ's term. Was JFK on record as supporting the plan earlier?

These people lie, or write what they say without examining facts. As Dorothy Parker said about one book she reviewed: "It was written without fear and without research."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2025 04:38 PM (omVj0)

12 Ace,

Medicare was created in 1965, after Kennedy was assassinated. While he supported senior citizen health care paid for by government, it was LBJ who pushed it through.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at August 08, 2025 04:38 PM (L5An7)

13 Happy news and videos, boys!

I betcha most of those college videos are in the South or Texas, because Texas are Texan's first. The rest of the South is all glued together except Virginia.

At any rate, my husband believed Southern girls were the prettiest, and he was not just whistling Dixie. He apparently took a poll before he met me in the mountains of the Western USA.

Happy Friday to all!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 08, 2025 04:38 PM (6PCLE)

14 Good genes makes for good jeans.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 04:38 PM (rqka2)

15 >>>BREAKING: This sorority recruitment video is going viral after liberal women lashed out. What do you notice?

A funny feeling in my pants?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 04:38 PM (i24o9)

16 The rush videos crack me up. It’s like no one has ever seen what happens at Alabama. This isn’t new. But it’s fun. Also expensive.

Posted by: Piper at August 08, 2025 04:38 PM (pZEOD)

17 Reports on X that a purple dildo landed on the court at a WNBA game. Obviously CBD’s fault.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 08, 2025 04:39 PM (QZThv)

18 I think there was a token black girl in one of those sorority videos.

Posted by: huerfano at August 08, 2025 04:39 PM (98kQX)

19 I was making steady progress on the 1200-calorie/day weight loss, but all this week I am stuck at 182. I shall persevere undaunted.

Speaking of calories, how the hell is the Aldi Artichoke Stuffed Chicken rated at only 630 cals/package? It's a massive meal, stuffed with cheese.

https://tinyurl.com/jnv9prbx

Tastes OK. Good value for the price. But these nutrition labels are sus.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at August 08, 2025 04:39 PM (0I+GC)

20 Something's up:

@dbongino
(🇺🇸🙏🔥
4:06 PM · Aug 8, 2025

Posted by: IrishEi at August 08, 2025 04:40 PM (3ImbR)

21 I'm kind of laughing at Sloth.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 08, 2025 04:40 PM (eD91D)

22 Where the white women at?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 08, 2025 04:40 PM (O8bOp)

23
I cannot barbell bench press no more. Tore up my shoulders. But I CLAWED my way back and can now Dumbbell Bench Press without pain or further damage.

But of course I "need" to go heavy because, well, I'm not a pussy. So I do 80 lbs for high reps.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 08, 2025 04:40 PM (dTtZ7)

24 I lolled at the sloth one. And the one by Robert Davi was good, too.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 04:40 PM (i24o9)

25 I went to the zoo last weekend, almost every child under 12 was being pulled around in a wagon. 1. When did this become a thing? 2. Parents need to actually parent. 3. A conservative estimate: 75% of the children were very overweight. A few were morbidly obese. Not good.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 08, 2025 04:40 PM (GTqXr)

26 >>>Medicare was created in 1965, after Kennedy was assassinated. While he supported senior citizen health care paid for by government, it was LBJ who pushed it through.

well there you go. The "professor" is a retard.

They all are.

Posted by: ace at August 08, 2025 04:40 PM (KRtlO)

27 >>> Reports on X that a purple dildo landed on the court at a WNBA game. Obviously CBD’s fault.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 08, 2025 04:39 PM (QZThv)


I only want to see you underneath the purple dildo rain

Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at August 08, 2025 04:40 PM (cduTK)

28
That's 80 lbs EACH, for those of you in Rio Linda.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 08, 2025 04:40 PM (dTtZ7)

29
At any rate, my husband believed Southern girls were the prettiest, and he was not just whistling Dixie.

__________

Sometimes, it's, yes, good genes. Her Majesty is 72 and she looks 20 years and more younger. Some lucky women age very well.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 04:41 PM (kkTda)

30 What do I notice about the sorority girls dancing to "YMCA"? Gee, I dunno. If there was only a fitness standard we could refer to. . . .

(Looks like the 1970s, when "YMCA" came out. Love it.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2025 04:41 PM (omVj0)

31 Had a lot of professors in college. Some of them were really smart, and some not so much, but I would not take health and fitness advice from any of them. One look at most of them told me all I needed to know. Why the fuck any professor should open their piehole about any of this, and why anyone else should cite them as experts, well...

I guess Credentialism raises it's fat ugly head again.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 08, 2025 04:41 PM (MZ+PY)

32 The whole dildo bit is a fertile garden of fun and I will sorely miss its passing.

Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at August 08, 2025 04:41 PM (cduTK)

33 >>>I only want to see you underneath the purple dildo rain

so emotional

Posted by: ace at August 08, 2025 04:42 PM (KRtlO)

34 My gainzzz have been slow, but I have lost about 25 pounds in 6 weeks. I'm fat and hairy with big sloppy titties, and I'm tired of people thinking I'm a liberal woman. So, wish me luck at the gym!

Posted by: Not Really Paying Attention at August 08, 2025 04:42 PM (3eJKf)

35 YMCA, huh? Might as well be dancing to the Horst Wessel Leid, nein?

*cough*

Lied.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2025 04:42 PM (kgE5c)

36 But these nutrition labels are sus.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at August 08, 2025 04:39 PM (0I+GC)

Check them. Buy a bomb calorimeter, and if they are wrong, sue for $4,000,000

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at August 08, 2025 04:43 PM (L5An7)

37 Do NOT send these sorority girls to CECOT. Even if they are all illegal.

Posted by: Diabeetus at August 08, 2025 04:43 PM (FEAjO)

38 Buy a bomb calorimeter, and if they are wrong, sue for $4,000,000
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at August 08, 2025 04:43 PM


This place...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2025 04:44 PM (kgE5c)

39 . What do you notice?

Pussy?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 08, 2025 04:44 PM (+2+Bx)

40 Tastes OK. Good value for the price. But these nutrition labels are sus.
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape

Friend, 1200 calories is right on the edge of starvation for women. Are you male? Please stop. Please eat more than 1200 calories. You are going to end up sick.

Posted by: Piper at August 08, 2025 04:44 PM (pZEOD)

41 No fatties and a seemingly total absence of nose rings. NAZISM IN TENNIS SKIRTS!

Posted by: Fascism with arrive with a tight ass wrapped in spandex at August 08, 2025 04:44 PM (KOE6H)

42
btw, that's what the Youtuber calls fat women: "High Calorie"

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 08, 2025 04:45 PM (dTtZ7)

43 That dummy professor admires JFK so much. Someone might want to tell her that he and his Attorney General brother RFK had Martin Luther King Jr. under surveillance.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 08, 2025 04:45 PM (0Htd1)

44 I'm fat and hairy with big sloppy titties

Michael Moore is closet MAGA now?
... I kinda wondered since 2016

Posted by: gKWVE at August 08, 2025 04:46 PM (QKE42)

45 >That's 80 lbs EACH, for those of you in Rio Linda.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 08, 2025 04:40 PM (dTtZ7)

Dumbbell presses are much easier on your shoulders - esp if you keep your arm 45 degree to your chest. Plus you an get a much better stretch than barbell bench. I mix in a least one dumbbell push workout a week.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 08, 2025 04:46 PM (GTqXr)

46 RIP Jim Lovell. An American hero.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 08, 2025 04:46 PM (O8bOp)

47 My Gainzzzzz have been limited to losing weight this week due to some kind of GI virus. Not eating is amazing for short term Gainzzzz.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2025 04:46 PM (kgE5c)

48 Evergreen College were fatties and freaks go to not graduate.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 08, 2025 04:46 PM (/U5Yz)

49 Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton Moves to Declare Every Runaway Democrat Seat Vacant

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 08, 2025 04:46 PM (/U5Yz)

50 I was actually grinning at the "YMCA" videos. MAGA, baby!

Since my hernia surgery, I haven't been able to do calisthenics or trot at all. But I've started back on fast walking in the last week. Forty-five minutes today, about 2.5 miles according to my (often inaccurate) fitness watch. When the pain finally vanishes, I plan to return to my mix of walking and trotting. (I almost wrote "rotting.")

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2025 04:47 PM (omVj0)

51 Did the sorority girls get death threats yet? 😕

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2025 04:47 PM (2GCMq)

52
Lovell was 97.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 08, 2025 04:47 PM (w6EFb)

53 My "Make America Lift Again" hat gets thumbs up whenever I wear it. Especially at the gym

Posted by: brak at August 08, 2025 04:47 PM (KORH5)

54 Sorority dance videos are tight.

Posted by: Pitch meeting guy at August 08, 2025 04:48 PM (1y5L5)

55 BREAKING: This sorority recruitment video is going viral after liberal women lashed out. What do you notice?

A funny feeling in my pants?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder


And here I thought I was the only one.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 04:48 PM (rqka2)

56 Reports on X that a purple dildo landed on the court at a WNBA game. Obviously CBD’s fault.
Posted by: Ian S

I only want to see you underneath the purple dildo rain
Posted by: banana

Purple is the color of Royalty right?

Either that or indickative of a purple veined throbber.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 08, 2025 04:48 PM (WzM/W)

57 >>> Where the white women at?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 08, 2025 04:40 PM (O8bOp)


On a cold autumn night, look into a mirror and say these words:

pumpkin spice
pumpkin spice
pumpkin spice

Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at August 08, 2025 04:48 PM (cduTK)

58 BREAKING: This sorority recruitment video is going viral after liberal women lashed out. What do you notice?


I notice that I wish the fuck I was less than 29 years old now.

Posted by: Gunslinger at August 08, 2025 04:48 PM (R2gO3)

59 From the article: "It came after President Trump announced on Thursday he would be bringing back the “iconic” test, which includes a one-mile run, sit-ups, and push-ups. President Barack Obama changed the program to get rid of the competition element in 2013."

Because competition is a bad thing? Because competition never caused someone to push themselves past what they thought was their limits (even if only to avoid being embarrassed)?

Posted by: Chuck C at August 08, 2025 04:48 PM (D0HYP)

60 Sometimes, it's, yes, good genes. Her Majesty is 72 and she looks 20 years and more younger. Some lucky women age very well.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 04:41 PM (kkTda)

Well, yais. I look a lot younger and act like a college girl in my mind. I was great at being a college girl when he met me. And I apparently do have good genes, wore good jeans, and arrived to the West fresh from a cattle ranch in jean overalls and boots.

If you are happy you age better (my theory, at any rate). Plus sunscreen. Or are not a Dim woman, sucking lemons and spite.

Fresh air, freedom, and feral ways molded me into who I yam.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 08, 2025 04:48 PM (6PCLE)

61 Friend, 1200 calories is right on the edge of starvation for women. Are you male? Please stop. Please eat more than 1200 calories. You are going to end up sick.

Posted by: Piper at August 08, 2025 04:44 PM (pZEOD)

Not even close.

2,500-3,000 calories/day for a man, so he is working on about a 1,500 cal/day deficit.

That is losing one pound every few days. He'll survive it easily. For a very long time.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at August 08, 2025 04:49 PM (L5An7)

62 only want to see you underneath the purple dildo rain

If you know what he's singing about up here come on and wave your vibrators

Posted by: gKWVE at August 08, 2025 04:49 PM (QKE42)

63 Let me start by reinforcing how much I care about each of you and your health, and that I am proud of anyone working toward a healthier lifestyle. If you are losing more than 2 pounds a week, you are probably losing too fast and will struggle with sustaining it. The more weight you have to lose, the quicker it will come off in the beginning, but averaging out it should be a steady 2lbs a week. Don’t weigh yourself 800 times a day. If you are, throw your scale out the window. Weigh every day at the same time, IF you can understand the importance of weekly numbers, not the fluctuations that can happen daily. If not, stand on the scale backwards and have someone else write the number down.

Posted by: Piper at August 08, 2025 04:49 PM (pZEOD)

64 > The CDC report found that only 2 in 5 young adults are weight-eligible and active enough to serve in the military.

You think that is bad - how's their marksmenship?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 08, 2025 04:49 PM (/lPRQ)

65 Like boobs is also MAGA.

Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 04:49 PM (jc0TO)

66 RIP Jim Lovell. An American hero.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 08, 2025 04:46 PM


Sa-lute!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2025 04:49 PM (kgE5c)

67 No Gainzzz to report.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at August 08, 2025 04:49 PM (/U5Yz)

68 Her Majesty is 72 and she looks 20 years and more younger.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 04:41 PM (kkTda)


Can I have her number?

Posted by: Typical piggish Moron at August 08, 2025 04:49 PM (L5An7)

69 Sometimes, it's, yes, good genes. Her Majesty is 72 and she looks 20 years and more younger. Some lucky women age very well.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025


***
Miss Linda's age is, well, I'd better not say, but her college days are a ways behind her. And she does look very much as she did then. And I tell her so often.

As for yours truly, I am continually taken for a man twenty years younger. (When I find out who he is, I'm going to start copying him.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2025 04:50 PM (omVj0)

70 34 My gainzzz have been slow, but I have lost about 25 pounds in 6 weeks. I'm fat and hairy with big sloppy titties, and I'm tired of people thinking I'm a liberal woman. So, wish me luck at the gym!
Posted by: Not Really Paying Attention at August 08, 2025 04:42 PM (3eJKf)

That may be a little too aggressive, depending on your starting weight and body composition. 1-2 pounds a week is the generally recognized rate of weight loss for long-term weight control. However, congratulations on your motivation and actions. Just be careful!

Posted by: Fitness is fascism at August 08, 2025 04:50 PM (KOE6H)

71 I know my readership tends to be good-looking and fit and getting all kinds of GAINZZZ.
--------------
*Pops collar, leans against wall, and sucks extra mid-section in*

Posted by: scampydog at August 08, 2025 04:50 PM (2bFN5)

72 Sorry I'm late. I was spending more time than usual scouring those sorority recruitment videos for evidence of White Supremacy, and I even took the time to track down some more source material to review.

I haven't decided yet. I'll probably need to spend some more time studying the material before I render a judgment.

Posted by: ballistic at August 08, 2025 04:50 PM (3BwY8)

73 That is losing one pound every few days. He'll survive it easily. For a very long time.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at August

That is a HUGE and inappropriate deficit. Anything under 1200 calories is considered being in starvation mode.

Posted by: Piper at August 08, 2025 04:51 PM (pZEOD)

74 President Barack Obama changed the program to get rid of the competition element in 2013."

Because competition is a bad thing? Because competition never caused someone to push themselves past what they thought was their limits (even if only to avoid being embarrassed)?
Posted by: Chuck C at August 08, 2025 04:48 PM (D0HYP)

No, because he couldn't do it.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at August 08, 2025 04:51 PM (k9OZB)

75 Egads. What is that disgusting pig in the bottom photos?

Is that somebody mocking the racist fuglies who object to Sweeney?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 08, 2025 04:51 PM (/lPRQ)

76 Article in the Daily Mail yesterday said if your waist to calf ratio is greater than 2.4, you're an unhealthy slob and will soon die.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 08, 2025 04:51 PM (XvL8K)

77 I look great for my age because alcohol is a great preservative.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 08, 2025 04:51 PM (+OnsA)

78 "...how's their marksmenship?"

Or their spelling?

Posted by: Sniveling spelling sentry at August 08, 2025 04:51 PM (XQo4F)

79
Touch down every morning - ten times!
Not just now and then
Give that chicken fat back to the chicken
And don't be chicken again
No, don't be chicken again

Push up every morning - ten times
Push up starting low
Once more on the rise, nuts to the flabby guys!
Go, you chicken fat, go away!
Go, you chicken fat, go!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 04:52 PM (kkTda)

80
But be aware: People may see your fitness and hotness and brand you as MAGA due to your healthiness and good looks.
*marks self safe from being branded as MAGA*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

I was thinking the same thing as I read the content.

*was reading the content wrong?*
- George Costanza

Posted by: BifBewalski - at August 08, 2025 04:53 PM (QcUc+)

81 75 Egads. What is that disgusting pig in the bottom photos?

Is that somebody mocking the racist fuglies who object to Sweeney?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 08, 2025 04:51 PM (/lPRQ)

50 gallons of cottage cheese in a one-gallon sack.

Posted by: That's just nasty at August 08, 2025 04:53 PM (KOE6H)

82 The CDC report found that only 2 in 5 young adults are weight-eligible and active enough to serve in the military.

You think that is bad - how's their marksmenship?


It's probably much easier to teach someone to shoot than to build a time machine to go back a year to get them to stop overeating?

Posted by: Chuck C at August 08, 2025 04:53 PM (D0HYP)

83 Sororities have always done song and dance numbers for rush. They used to practice for the boyfriends and friends of the girls before rush to get ready. Fun memories. But now they're doing it for tik tok, not just for the pledges. And I guess the whole world.

Posted by: brak at August 08, 2025 04:53 PM (KORH5)

84 "The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start."

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 08, 2025 04:53 PM (+OnsA)

85 "The swaggering, solo, white machismo is obvious -- and about as far a cry as it gets from Beyoncé dancing with a cafeteria full of New York City schoolkids


The cultural appropriator with the bleach blonde hair and the lightened Michael Jackson skin color.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 04:54 PM (rqka2)

86 That is a HUGE and inappropriate deficit. Anything under 1200 calories is considered being in starvation mode.

Posted by: Piper at August 08, 2025 04:51 PM (pZEOD)


"STARVATION!"

That is an hysterical and pseudo-scientific term.

Someone who is obese has lots and lots of stored energy. As long as the diet is supplying vitamins and minerals, it is fine.

The diet industry is parroting the WHO. And anyone who bases anything on what the WHO says is an idiot.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at August 08, 2025 04:54 PM (L5An7)

87 Didn't the criminal media insist the right was up in arms about that video of a young AOC dancing on a rooftop?

Posted by: Still lurking up north, read some, don't comment much at August 08, 2025 04:54 PM (kTd/k)

88 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 04:52 PM

Damn it, Hadrian! You beat me with the lyrics.

https://tinyurl.com/shybrrrc

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2025 04:54 PM (kgE5c)

89 After reading this post I ate the pork chops i made for lunch with my bare hands, like a real man.

Posted by: It sure was messy at August 08, 2025 04:54 PM (i/49r)

90 I am not sure how much plastic is in a 1984 corvette. I think they were still fiberglass bodies at that point.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 04:54 PM (zZu0s)

91 Can anyone recommend a decent frying pan that is still non stick even if not teflon?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 04:55 PM (zZu0s)

92 81 75 Egads. What is that disgusting pig in the bottom photos?

Is that somebody mocking the racist fuglies who object to Sweeney?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 08, 2025 04:51 PM (/lPRQ)

------

She's the blueprint for good genes, according to her.

(More like the blueprint for the Titanic.)

Glad to know I'll be paying for her insulin some day.

Posted by: Grayman27 at August 08, 2025 04:55 PM (gRqLE)

93
WHY is Steak still so expensive??

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 08, 2025 04:55 PM (dTtZ7)

94 46 RIP Jim Lovell. An American hero.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 08, 2025 04:46 PM (O8bOp)
---------

Apollo 13: If I've watched it once, I've watched it a hundred times.

God's speed Jim Lovell.

Posted by: WisRich at August 08, 2025 04:55 PM (G0vdT)

95 I miss college. Those videos were lovely.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at August 08, 2025 04:55 PM (L5An7)

96
Hamburger meat, too.

Still sky-high.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 08, 2025 04:56 PM (dTtZ7)

97 The diet industry is parroting the WHO. And anyone who bases anything on what the WHO says is an idiot.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at August 08, 2025 04:54 PM (L5An7)

I am hardly the diet industry, but I am a nutritionist by education, and this is dangerous.

Posted by: Piper at August 08, 2025 04:56 PM (pZEOD)

98 61 Friend, 1200 calories is right on the edge of starvation for women. Are you male? Please stop. Please eat more than 1200 calories. You are going to end up sick.

Posted by: Piper at August 08, 2025 04:44 PM (pZEOD)
-----
Nope.

I got fat, decided to get not-fat, and cut my daily caloric intake to 1200-1400 with very few carbs, plus daily walking/running.

I melted 50 lbs in about 5-6 months and I'm still here. I did lose some muscle mass as well but it's not like I came out looking like a concentration camp survivor. I ate clean for another six months and did some light to moderate weight lifting and got back to baseline.

If you want to lose fat you have to be in a pretty serious caloric deficit.

Posted by: ballistic at August 08, 2025 04:56 PM (3BwY8)

99 "Professor Emmanuel Stamatakis, Director of the Mackenzie Wearables Research Hub at the University of Sydney, Australia, who supervised the study, said, "This study is one of the first to demonstrate a dose-response relationship between daily step count and major problems of the heart and blood vessels."

***
Df. Ken Cooper found this relationship more than sixty years ago, and published his well-researched findings in his bestselling books Aerobics and The New Aerobics to start with. Where have these people been for six decades?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2025 04:56 PM (omVj0)

100 WHY is Steak still so expensive??
==
EAT ZE BUGS!!!

Posted by: Very haf vays of making you at August 08, 2025 04:56 PM (1y5L5)

101 You know what Sweeney ad really shows?

Man's untramnelled desire to bang women really far out of their league.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 04:57 PM (zZu0s)

102 Going from 270 to 231 (as of this morning) has been a long term project for me. Biggest losses when I limit sugar/HFCS intake.

Not sure today's kids with their social media induced ADHD can keep a long term goal in site long enough to make a difference. And with extra sweetener in almost everything, well, their parents better learn to cook at home.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 08, 2025 04:57 PM (lUFok)

103 She's the blueprint for good genes, according to her.

(More like the blueprint for the Titanic.)

Glad to know I'll be paying for her insulin some day.
Posted by: Grayman27


You have been.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 04:57 PM (rqka2)

104 Can anyone recommend a decent frying pan that is still non stick even if not teflon?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 04:55 PM (zZu0s)


Try a Granitestone. They are cheap, work well, and if you hate it, you can throw it out without worrying about the mortgage.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at August 08, 2025 04:57 PM (L5An7)

105 You know what Sweeney ad really shows?

Man's untramnelled desire to bang women really far out of their league.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 04:57 PM (zZu0s)

And the innate ability of those women to take advantage of it.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 08, 2025 04:57 PM (DJPFk)

106 I am not sure how much plastic is in a 1984 corvette. I think they were still fiberglass bodies at that point.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025


***
Probably there was a lot of plastic in the interior. Still true today of most cars.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2025 04:58 PM (omVj0)

107 91 Can anyone recommend a decent frying pan that is still non stick even if not teflon?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 04:55 PM (zZu0s)

Properly seasoned cast iron.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 08, 2025 04:58 PM (vZUXb)

108 That was a kick ass post.

Losses then Gainzzz!

January - Mom died. Age 88. I was her caregiver, and my late father for 14 years.

February - Uncle Leonard died. He was 90 and I was his 'go to' person in town.

March - My computer hard drive died and I lost my Microsoft account. That kept on giving.

April - Cat Trumpy staying with me at night trapped and relocated. Probate clears. My Brother changes his mind about the house and giving me a year to get my life together and make the best financial decision for me.

May - The cat Snowflake staying with me at night trapped and relocated. Lawyer comes up with a deal for the house. My brother agrees and changes his mind on the last day when I was supposed to sign.

June - Horrible house stuff Part three. Brother took some stuff. Not much. I lost them as family...but that's more a GAINZZZ. I have no more family. The rest call for funerals. I'm good.

July - my Pitbull head-shaver died and a nice floor vase of my Mom's broke. Minor stuff.


BUT GAINZZZ!
YES - FREAKING GAINZZZ coming up.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 17.7% at August 08, 2025 04:58 PM (jvJvP)

109 Really depends more on your macros than the overall calorie balance, but you DO have to be in caloric deficit, period. Thermodynamics waits for no man.

Posted by: ballistic at August 08, 2025 04:58 PM (3BwY8)

110 And now here is our 148th article about how the Political Right is obsessed with Sydney Sweeney.

Posted by: Duh Media at August 08, 2025 04:58 PM (M0V4/)

111 I had a great comment, but I put it in the wrong thread. Trust me, it was friggin' gold.

Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 04:58 PM (AOsQT)

112 For instance, actor Sacha Baron Cohen's appearance on the August cover of Men's Fitness UK sparked criticism over his newly chiseled body.
One headline said his physique "is repellent to most women."


I think Mr. Cohen is quite to the Left. I would say it's ironic, but irony is pretty much dead.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at August 08, 2025 04:59 PM (8hxDK)

113 "Trump is reviving an outdated and problematic practice for American schoolkids," reads the headline of Professor Natalia Petrzela's recent essay for MSNBC.
____

I find the overuse of the word "problematic" to be, well, problematic. Any suggestions?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 04:59 PM (Dv3i1)

114 "Friend, 1200 calories is right on the edge of starvation for women. Are you male? Please stop. Please eat more than 1200 calories. You are going to end up sick."

I'll look into it more carefully. So far it works well and I feel fine, and not even hungry. Brave AI sez 1600-2000 cals/day for old farts like me.

I did a severe diet in the 1980s-1990s when I was on a cardio kick. Airdyne four times a week, hiking 25 miles per week, 150 situps every night, on only 600 cals/day. I got down to 154 lbs, average resting heart rate 44. I felt great physically. Friends were concerned, but I think it's the healthiest I've ever been, and believe it added years to my lifespan. Then in 1996 I fell back into bad habits and gradually went back up to 205.

I'll look more into it. I did not expect it would be dangerous. My doctor knows about it.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at August 08, 2025 04:59 PM (0I+GC)

115 Looks like White Girl Summer is breaking Out all over the land.

That's a lot of hot chicks in one spot.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 08, 2025 04:59 PM (IM1cI)

116 Decent is gains to report.

Started squats again for the first time in a long time. Why did none of you fuckers about 15 years ago tell me to not stop doing squats because it would really hurt to start back up? Huh?

Also, still not sure Pipers bear squats are doing anything. When I first started them I felt a nice pull as stuff stretched out back there, but the regular squats kind of run rough shod over them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 04:59 PM (zZu0s)

117
Not sure today's kids with their social media induced ADHD can keep a long term goal in site long enough to make a difference. And with extra sweetener in almost everything, well, their parents better learn to cook at home.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 08, 2025 04:57 PM (lUFok)

Congrats!

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 08, 2025 04:59 PM (vZUXb)

118 A history professor said she generally supports President Donald Trump's interest in promoting health but criticized his plan to revive the Presidential Fitness Test.

Hey History Professor...remember when John Kennedy had his Presidential Health Program? Of is that too far back in history for ya?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 08, 2025 04:59 PM (2WIwB)

119 In early 2017, I had a vertebral disk 'disintegrate' (said radiologist). It and a herniated disk below it were replaced 4 weeks later (long story, heavy opioids, very understanding boss). I dropped 30 pounds from not eating. After the artificial disks were replaced, all the lost weight came back. Decided that the weight could go away. Beginning 2018 to end 2020, dropped 40. Holding to 187-192, my weight range in 1983, ever since. Limited lifting due to knee trouble - but for 29 year old, arm work is as high as it's ever been,

Yay Horde!

Posted by: Nazdar at August 08, 2025 04:59 PM (NcvvS)

120 Translation: We don’t want heritage Americans to be strong, healthy and presenting a physical threat to our authoritayyyyy!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2025 04:59 PM (Hkcdp)

121 Where the cute girls are, that's where this country is headed.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 08, 2025 04:59 PM (od0dV)

122 Let's see if I've got it right, only a total of 5 Apollo astronauts are still alive, and that's of all of them.

Four Moonwalkers remain, Buzz, David Scott, Harrison Schmitt, and Charlie Duke.

Duke is the youngest, at 89. He'll turn 90 in Oct.

Fred Haise, also of Apollo 13, remains as well at 91.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 08, 2025 05:00 PM (w6EFb)

123 24 I lolled at the sloth one. And the one by Robert Davi was good, too.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 04:40 PM (i24o9)

I was about to post an Akshually, but then ISWYDT. LOL.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at August 08, 2025 05:00 PM (8hxDK)

124 91 Can anyone recommend a decent frying pan that is still non stick even if not teflon?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 04:55 PM (zZu0s)
----
Hexclad

but also Guy Fieri's FLAVORTOWN branded nonsticks are actually really good too.

Posted by: ballistic at August 08, 2025 05:00 PM (3BwY8)

125 Hmmm...my new router has given me a new hash.
Oh well.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 08, 2025 05:00 PM (2WIwB)

126 116 Nope.

I got fat, decided to get not-fat, and cut my daily caloric intake to 1200-1400 with very few carbs, plus daily walking/running.

I melted 50 lbs in about 5-6 months and I'm still here. I did lose some muscle mass as well but it's not like I came out looking like a concentration camp survivor. I ate clean for another six months and did some light to moderate weight lifting and got back to baseline.

If you want to lose fat you have to be in a pretty serious caloric deficit.
Posted by: ballistic at August 08, 2025 04:56 PM (3BwY

This.

I've done 1000 calories a day + exercise and never gotten sick before when trying to lose real weight. If you've got the fat to burn and a smart about what you are eating, you'll be fine, unless you have some sort of special issue. Most people are not that fragile.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 08, 2025 05:00 PM (RIQol)

127 It's not plastic.
It's "Engineered Material"

Plastic sounds cheap.
Engineered Material ? They can charge more for that stuff.

Posted by: jsg at August 08, 2025 05:00 PM (q/iLt)

128 For instance, actor Sacha Baron Cohen's appearance on the August cover of Men's Fitness UK sparked criticism over his newly chiseled body.
One headline said his physique "is repellent to most women."

I think Mr. Cohen is quite to the Left. I would say it's ironic, but irony is pretty much dead.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at August 08, 2025


***
Never mind him. How does his wife, Isla Fisher, look nowadays?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2025 05:01 PM (omVj0)

129 I am hardly the diet industry, but I am a nutritionist by education, and this is dangerous.

Posted by: Piper at August 08, 2025 04:56 PM (pZEOD)


I didn't call you an idiot... I am disagreeing with you. There are a huge amount of data that show low-calorie diets are safe.

People might not be able to maintain the weight loss, but that is an entirely different issue.

An obese man...let's say 75 pounds overweight...has 150 days of energy stores on a 1,200 calorie/day diet. As long as those 1,200 calories are providing vitamins and minerals, he will remain healthy.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at August 08, 2025 05:01 PM (L5An7)

130 Suggestions?

Uses “Problematic “ = I’m a pussy, waaaaaaaahhhhhh!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2025 05:01 PM (Hkcdp)

131
I find the overuse of the word "problematic" to be, well, problematic. Any suggestions?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 04:59 PM (Dv3i1)

I can't stand authentic, if you're so authentic I should know it without you telling me.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 08, 2025 05:01 PM (vZUXb)

132 109 Really depends more on your macros than the overall calorie balance, but you DO have to be in caloric deficit, period. Thermodynamics waits for no man.
Posted by: ballistic at August

Weight loss is always calories in, calories out. But if you go too far, you are in starvation mode and that is not a healthy place to be, you start to affect organs.


Posted by: Piper at August 08, 2025 05:01 PM (pZEOD)

133 101 You know what Sweeney ad really shows?

Man's untramnelled desire to bang women really far out of their league.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 04:57 PM (zZu0s)

A wise man once said that you could have the hottest, most beautiful woman in the world, and somewhere there is a guy tired of banging her.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 08, 2025 05:01 PM (MZ+PY)

134 Anybody have an opinion between Zepbound, Wegovy and Ozempic?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 08, 2025 05:02 PM (wBaIH)

135 I can't imagine that the chick in pink is going to live very long.

Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 05:02 PM (jc0TO)

136 I wasn't on most of the afternoon. looks like I missed a lot of good stuff.

I live in MD, retired. Wondering if I can get on a grand jury.

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at August 08, 2025 05:02 PM (w3u3d)

137 Not all professors are lunatics, my wife is a prof and couldn't care less about Trump, wokeness, etc. Half of her colleagues are at least commie-adjacent, but the other half are like her, if not fully red-pilled. Covid flipped a few to red.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 08, 2025 05:02 PM (AcM/G)

138
Plastic sounds cheap.
Engineered Material ? They can charge more for that stuff.
Posted by: jsg at August 08, 2025 05:00 PM (q/iLt)

Nah, engineered wood sounds cheap to me.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 08, 2025 05:03 PM (vZUXb)

139
Piper is right. You can't apply a Cookie-Cutter caloric diet to Everyone.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 08, 2025 05:03 PM (dTtZ7)

140 "Trump is reviving an outdated and problematic practice for American schoolkids," reads the headline of Professor Natalia Petrzela's recent essay for MSNBC.
____

I find the overuse of the word "problematic" to be, well, problematic. Any suggestions?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025


***
In the prof's quote, "outdated and problematic" just means "I don't like it and wish it would go away!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2025 05:03 PM (omVj0)

141 It's ironic they are invoking Beyonce who is embroiled in her own controversy around her obvious skin whitening. Whitened skin and blond hair speak for themselves around what it really believed and desired, just sayin.

Posted by: Smellslikevictory at August 08, 2025 05:03 PM (SOjx+)

142
An obese man...let's say 75 pounds overweight...has 150 days of energy stores on a 1,200 calorie/day diet. As long as those 1,200 calories are providing vitamins and minerals, he will remain healthy.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at August

I didn’t think you called me an idiot, but you are free to do that if ya want! I am just letting you know, I am not talking out of my fourth point of contact here. I know a thing or two of which I speak.

Posted by: Piper at August 08, 2025 05:03 PM (pZEOD)

143 You know, you didn't see any fat rowers on Ben Hur's ship.

Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 05:04 PM (jc0TO)

144 Chiseled physique is repellent?


Ok, Diana Moon Glampers!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2025 05:04 PM (Hkcdp)

145 are calorie measures precise ? does organic chicken breast have the same caloric content as non-organic ? you know, they one made of steroids and stuff ?

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 05:04 PM (g47mK)

146 🚨BREAKING: This sorority recruitment video is going viral after liberal women lashed out. What do you notice?
____

A whole host of fertile women, dressed to accentuate their fertility. I hope this increases their chances at getting an MRS degree to go along with whatever degree that will show up on the diploma.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 05:04 PM (Dv3i1)

147 Anybody have an opinion between Zepbound, Wegovy and Ozempic?
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 08, 2025


***
They are probably all too expensive?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2025 05:04 PM (omVj0)

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith... the anal behind anal sex at August 08, 2025 05:04 PM (BJ6i2)

149 Yes, I do want to brag about my GAINZZZ!!! I've lost 153 lbs. since January 2023 thanks to Ozempic for 1.5 years and then Mounjaro ever since. (It's a marathon, not a sprint. 28 lbs. to go.) It changed my life.

For me, minimum side effects that are totally manageable. Ozempic made me throw up twice, on Mounjaro I get nauseous every once in a while. I can live with that.

Posted by: JuJuBee at August 08, 2025 05:05 PM (yP/Dy)

150 I know a thing or two of which I speak.

Posted by: Piper at August 08, 2025 05:03 PM (pZEOD)

Forget it. He's on a roll.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 05:05 PM (i24o9)

151 Argle blufdop snighul greb

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith... the anal behind anal sex at August 08, 2025 05:05 PM (BJ6i2)

152 For the life of me, I’ll never understand this insane hero-worship of a whore-ish pop singer who by all accounts is a nasty slag who thinks her shit don’t stink. She also married a notorious misogynistic scumbag. Yes, she can sing. Who gives a shit?

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 08, 2025 05:05 PM (CqoVr)

153 Shut up, Dunce.

Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 05:05 PM (jc0TO)

154 >>>One headline said his physique "is repellent to most women."

in an article written by an overweight women

it's only "body shaming" when it's directed at women

Posted by: brak at August 08, 2025 05:05 PM (jGJov)

155 "Don't buy this jive turkey's jive"

So, Ace, does 'Lamont the Big Dummy' dwell within you and only come out weekends or is he there in the room with you now?

Posted by: Auspex at August 08, 2025 05:05 PM (Y8DZL)

156 " I am hardly the diet industry, but I am a nutritionist by education, and this is dangerous."

What would you recommend as a good, accurate, up-to-date, and comprehensive text on human nutrition? Something written for actual nutrition scientists, not necessarily for laypeople? I like sciency stuff.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at August 08, 2025 05:06 PM (0I+GC)

157 Anybody have an opinion between Zepbound, Wegovy and Ozempic?
==

I have an opinion that they need to be tested a bit more. For LT side effects.

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 05:06 PM (g47mK)

158 Bet you need Democrat/ Socialist records to get on a Grand Jury in Maryland

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2025 05:06 PM (+qU29)

159 Body shamer, BODY SHAMER!!!

Where are all the fat girls in those videos?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 08, 2025 05:06 PM (17s+e)

160 What I noticed about that sorority dancing video is that I wish I was back in college....

Posted by: Sigh..... at August 08, 2025 05:06 PM (smrJR)

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith... the anal behind anal sex at August 08, 2025 05:06 PM (BJ6i2)

162 After 4 horrific years of elderly care and a big gain, I stayed angry for 4 months then started walking 1/2 mile getting it up to 5 miles everyday. Went on a np processed food, no seed oils, no sugar, no grains, no starch diet. Immediatly lost 45 lbs. Plateaued.
Added an hour of weights 4x a week, dropped calories more. Finally got more scale movement.

Walking outside for an hour a day (1.5 actually) does a lot. Went to England with family (for a wedding) but we did the tourist stuff too. I could out last the 30 somethings.

Posted by: dagny at August 08, 2025 05:07 PM (cnmSH)

163 All I know after this enlightening piece is that when I die I hope I go to Alpha Chi Omega.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 08, 2025 05:07 PM (6ydKt)

164 "Trump is reviving an outdated and problematic practice for American schoolkids,"
---------

Recess - kickball, you're it. - >

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 05:08 PM (I1XLT)

165 Good for you , dagny.

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 05:08 PM (g47mK)

166 I definitely had a big smile watching the sorority videos. Being a Sigma Chi, I have fond memories of my days in college interacting with sorority girls.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 08, 2025 05:08 PM (8wKVG)

167 no sugar, but .. fruit is full of sugar, so no fruit ?

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 05:09 PM (g47mK)

168 What is an “unbridled “ cultural shift?


Pretty sure it means one that’s happening despite all media, etc. narrative control.

Who knew thinking hot women are fun to look at was considered an “unbridled” preference.
The don’t just hate the concept of genetics, but also normal heterosexual attraction.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2025 05:09 PM (Hkcdp)

169 "As long as those 1,200 calories are providing vitamins and minerals"

My doctor loves to do blood panels. I am treating a Vit D deficiency, but that long predates the diet. I take 5000 IU D3 and a regular multivitamin/multimineral log every day.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at August 08, 2025 05:09 PM (0I+GC)

170 GAINZZZ!

June - The cat Snowflake was found. She went from a Lizzo 12 pounds back down to her normal 8.5 pounds. She is staying with me, is weighed every morning like a pageant girl and is hovering about 10 pounds. The house officially became mine on the last day of the month.

July - I took a week off. Just rested. Booze and edibles but not too much because I have a cat and dog to take care of. My friend took me to their trailer for a day and a half. That was the first time out of the house overnight in 9.9 years.

I haven't had any booze or edibles in a month.

I'm sleeping better than ever. I've taken zzzQuil maybe once a week. Melatonin and natural Super Sleep from Costco about once a week too.

Most of my computer programs and accounts have been recovered or replaced.

My friends had me over for cake for my birthday. That was so nice.

I've been in contact with two of my Mother's oldest - age and length of time - friends. One, a friend of my Mother's from the convent received the two big boxes of Mom's stuff yesterday and was so happy. I bring the dog Ralphy to visit Mom's other friend in town who is 90. We bring something from Tim's.

Dang...to be cont. I guess..

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 17.7% at August 08, 2025 05:09 PM (jvJvP)

171 Trump is reviving an outdated and problematic practice for American schoolkids,

==

dodgeball

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 05:09 PM (g47mK)

172 What would you recommend as a good, accurate, up-to-date, and comprehensive text on human nutrition? Something written for actual nutrition scientists, not necessarily for laypeople? I like sciency stuff.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at August 08, 2025 05:06 PM (0I+GC)

Seconded. Bonus if there is at least a portion that is sports/athletics related.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 05:09 PM (i24o9)

173 No fruit. All the nutrients are found in veg too.

Posted by: dagny at August 08, 2025 05:09 PM (cnmSH)

174 You know it's a good Friday doc dump when it has Sidney Sweeney open and close the post. With hot dancing cords in between Sidney.

Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at August 08, 2025 05:09 PM (vFdZx)

175 Hot sorority girls are dancing to a creepy gay groomer song? Be better, girls. Now a some 80s metal?

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 08, 2025 05:10 PM (CqoVr)

176 What would you recommend as a good, accurate, up-to-date, and comprehensive text on human nutrition? Something written for actual nutrition scientists, not necessarily for laypeople? I like sciency stuff.
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at August 08

I have to go teach an exercise class, but I will get you a few options to review and have it ready when I see you post next.

Posted by: Piper at August 08, 2025 05:10 PM (p4NUW)

177 Niiiiice gains, Dagny!
Must feel great!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2025 05:10 PM (Hkcdp)

178 As far as GAINZZZ goes, my big black cat Stirling is down half a pound from his 14.2 lbs. weight. I don't know how he dropped it, as he still eats like he was condemned. Maybe he's playing more vigorously with little Dagny when I'm asleep.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2025 05:11 PM (omVj0)

179 "Trump is reviving an outdated and problematic practice for American schoolkids,"
---------

Recess - kickball, you're it. - >
--------

Dodgeball! And full-court slaughter-ball! Those were the days man, and you were certainly getting some exercise during slaughter-ball!

Posted by: Crusader at August 08, 2025 05:11 PM (TN0g+)

180 >>> Can anyone recommend a decent frying pan that is still non stick even if not teflon?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 04:55 PM (zZu0s)

Try a Granitestone. They are cheap, work well, and if you hate it, you can throw it out without worrying about the mortgage.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at August 08, 2025 04:57 PM (L5An7)


I'm going to try getting a high carbon steel pan. Chef gruel on FNC and twitter recommends them. Lighter than cast iron but works similar.

Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at August 08, 2025 05:11 PM (cduTK)

181 How can a presidential physical fitness test (which I remember taking) be, in any way, non-inclusive? You either can do the physical tests or not. What do they want? See if you can clock in under 2 minutes stealing weaves and flat screen tv's from looted stores?

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 08, 2025 05:11 PM (qBdHI)

182 I could out last the 30 somethings.

Posted by: dagny at August 08, 2025 05:07 PM (cnmSH)


Yup...we outwalked the younger brat two weeks ago. A week in Paris. Right into the ground. It was great!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at August 08, 2025 05:11 PM (L5An7)

183 dagny! that is AWESOME!

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 08, 2025 05:11 PM (Pv3Rg)

184 176 Thanks so much!

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at August 08, 2025 05:12 PM (0I+GC)

185 "Jerry, what am I gonna do for fruit ??!!"

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 05:12 PM (g47mK)

186 I feel 30. Once I finish, im turning on hubby. He's not overweight, but his diet sucks (the stuff he gets himself.) Bwa ha ha

Posted by: dagny at August 08, 2025 05:12 PM (cnmSH)

187 A wise man once said that you could have the hottest, most beautiful woman in the world, and somewhere there is a guy tired of banging her.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder

I've heard it as:

No matter how good a woman looks, somewhere there's a guy who's tired of putting up with her shit.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 08, 2025 05:12 PM (M0V4/)

188 I mean i feel younger than my 29 years.

Posted by: dagny at August 08, 2025 05:12 PM (cnmSH)

189 I think these lunatics are just shouting into the wind for the most part. No sane person think being fit is white supremacy.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 08, 2025 05:13 PM (AiNp4)

190 I'm going to try getting a high carbon steel pan.

Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at August 08, 2025 05:11 PM (cduTK)


Don't, unless you are really serious about cooking.

Keep me posted. When you can't season it correctly and you want to throw it off a bridge...remember the Dildo's advice.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at August 08, 2025 05:13 PM (L5An7)

191 The President's Council of Physical Fitness was not body-positive!

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 05:13 PM (krQz2)

192 My best friend croaked while jogging home from the health food store. I ain't taking no chances.

Posted by: Lumpy Rutherford at August 08, 2025 05:13 PM (G5+As)

193 >>>BREAKING: This sorority recruitment video is going viral after liberal women lashed out. What do you notice?
----

no fat chicks

Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 05:13 PM (AOsQT)

194 My best friend croaked while jogging home from the health food store. I ain't taking no chances.
Posted by: Lumpy Rutherford at August 08, 2025 05:13 PM


In fairness, it was a driveby.

Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 05:14 PM (jc0TO)

195 Good for you, Dagny!

And, as you probably know, I was inspired partly by your screen name to dub my little Siberian girl kitten that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2025 05:14 PM (omVj0)

196 How can a presidential physical fitness test (which I remember taking) be, in any way, non-inclusive? You either can do the physical tests or not. What do they want? See if you can clock in under 2 minutes stealing weaves and flat screen tv's from looted stores?

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 08, 2025 05:11 PM


Pretty simple actually. The poor kids in the hood that are on food stamps and free school lunches are fat and out of shape and can't complete the test. To list them as test failures means Trump is shaming them and making insensitive comments about them.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 08, 2025 05:14 PM (0N4FZ)

197 I want to boast about my gainzzz - I dropped from 35% body fat to 16.4% in one day! It was awesome. I always thought my scale was off, and finally took a close look at what I had for inputs. I suddenly realized that as I rushed through set-up it had the default setting for female, and I switched it to male, which I really am, plus athletic mode because I work out a lot.

Am I really that low?I don't know. The bioimpedence thingamajig at the gym shows me at 27%, but that is ridiculously high based on waist, hip and other measurements.

I guess so long as I can bench press my grandkids I'm good, because they insist on me throwing them up for some hang time and laugh like demented maniacs.

Posted by: Kraki at August 08, 2025 05:14 PM (cG6Xc)

198 Nobody likes fat, nasty, obnoxious black broads.

Not even the fat, nasty, obnoxious black broads.

Posted by: Ghetto Joe at August 08, 2025 05:15 PM (R/m4+)

199 Here in California, the Democrats in charge basically cancelled any physical fitness requirements, by claiming that they were "racist."

How could they be racist, you ask?

Well, you see, Hispanic and black students have higher rates of obesity, and jut can't even do any of the tests, much less pass them, so physical fitness tests are just another way to fail and hold back minorities, deny them an education and impose white privilege.

Remember, it was the Democrats saying this, not the KKK. (Oh, wait.)

The racism of low expectations taken to its ultimate conclusion.

Never mentioned is the whole point of the physical fitness requirements, to encourage kids to exercise, erat right, lose weight and get healthy for the own benefit. The Left was like, "Nah, they fat, and you're just fat-shaming the brown and black kids. Asking them to improve is an outrageous act of white supremacy."

Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2025 05:15 PM (pMi6S)

200 Trump is reviving an outdated and problematic practice for American schoolkids,

==

dodgeball
Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 05:09 PM (g47mK)
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Ouch!

Posted by: Guy with the criss-cross impression of a red utility ball on his forehead. at August 08, 2025 05:15 PM (krQz2)

201 167 no sugar, but .. fruit is full of sugar, so no fruit ?


fruit is questionable. no juiced fruit or smoothies with a LOT of juice. that's just intense sugar right there

I eat green bananas sometimes (rarely) and tart berries sometimes. grapefruit is very good, that's an acceptable option

this is for the no-sugar lifestyle tho. normal people don't have to do this! I'd still really restrict juices they are very sugary - better to just eat the fruit and get the fiber

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 08, 2025 05:15 PM (Pv3Rg)

202 >>> Don't, unless you are really serious about cooking.

Keep me posted. When you can't season it correctly and you want to throw it off a bridge...remember the Dildo's advice.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at August 08, 2025 05:13 PM (L5An7)


I'm looking at a LODGE brand that's pre-seasoned. If it's no more difficult than cast iron it should be fine. The reason is, I'm teaching my daughter how to cook and I wanted something cast iron like but lighter.

Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at August 08, 2025 05:16 PM (cduTK)

203 I loved Dodgeball in school

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2025 05:16 PM (+qU29)

204 somethings.
Posted by: dagny at August 08, 2025 05:07 PM (cnmSH)

Wonderful! You are a machine!

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 08, 2025 05:16 PM (vZUXb)

205 My 33 year old son who is fit and was 3rd in the state wrestler, was impressed. I can just put myself into walk mode. Did 17 miles in London during heat wave. Granted I lapsed on diet and drank light beer 3x during that day. Then couldnt find a restaurant that wasnt cross contaminated for shrimp and had to go into blessedly air conditioned 5 guys. I figured after 17 miles, it was ok.

Posted by: dagny at August 08, 2025 05:16 PM (cnmSH)

206 I don't remember anyone falling the presidential fitness challenges when my kids did them?

it's not a special forces test lol

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 08, 2025 05:16 PM (Pv3Rg)

207
The media say we pay too much attention to Ms. Sweeney so they run stories featuring her photo because that's the only way we'll read their stories.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 05:16 PM (kkTda)

208 What they mean by inclusive is we want a test that blacks can pass at the same rate as whites even if they don’t know anything about the subject matter.

See college acceptance for JaQuan with 1000 SAT getting in while Dave with 13000 SAT is rejected.

That’s inclusive.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 08, 2025 05:16 PM (AiNp4)

209 Keep me posted. When you can't season it correctly and you want to throw it off a bridge...remember the Dildo's advice.

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I'm pretty darned skilled at seasoning my cast iron skillets and use them often. I also got carbon steel. It's been a nightmare and can't tell you how many times I've tried to season it according to its directions, only to have it not work and have to re-scour it with salt and scrubber and start the process all over. Maybe I'm a dummy, but I do not like mine.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 08, 2025 05:17 PM (qBdHI)

210 Racing the Atlantic City Tri tomorrow. Made the podium last week at Autumn Lake. Maintained minus 160 for over 18 months now, 100 was two years in August. How can I share a pic?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 08, 2025 05:17 PM (hlNLQ)

211 And, as you probably know, I was inspired partly by your screen name to dub my little Siberian girl kitten that.


I LOVE THAT

Posted by: dagny at August 08, 2025 05:17 PM (cnmSH)

212 ANd damn those sorority girls are fit, as the English like to say. Never thought of sororities as the nexus of physical fitness, but hey I'm not complaining.

Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2025 05:17 PM (pMi6S)

213 My best friend croaked while jogging home from the health food store. I ain't taking no chances.
Posted by: Lumpy Rutherford


You only have so many heartbeats in your life.
No one knows that number. However, I'm not rushing it by speeding my heart rate up.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 05:17 PM (rqka2)

214 These weight loss/diabetes meds are coming down in price because there are now viable copycats. Also Eli Lily is testing a pill version.

My take is a little too much of their success is due to bone density and muscle loss.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 08, 2025 05:17 PM (wBaIH)

215 I do dumb bell presses on my couch (so i switch sides for each arm). So far, can do 3x15x50lbs after warming up. Then pushups.

Posted by: Dark Litigator at August 08, 2025 05:17 PM (KAi1n)

216 Forget it. He's on a roll.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 05:05 PM (i24o9)

He should cut that out . Carbs in white bread are a no. No 😉

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2025 05:18 PM (2GCMq)

217 There is an increasingly popular trend of grown adults using pacifiers, or binkies to ‘relieve stress’.

https://tinyurl.com/bdvjjdx5

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 08, 2025 05:18 PM (/U5Yz)

218 210 Racing the Atlantic City Tri tomorrow. Made the podium last week at Autumn Lake. Maintained minus 160 for over 18 months now, 100 was two years in August. How can I share a pic?


that's awesome Farmer! in actual AC?

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 08, 2025 05:18 PM (Pv3Rg)

219 I'm going to try getting a high carbon steel pan.

Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at August 08, 2025 05:11 PM (cduTK)

Don't, unless you are really serious about cooking.

Keep me posted. When you can't season it correctly and you want to throw it off a bridge...remember the Dildo's advice.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at August 08, 2025 05:13 PM (L5An7)
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Gotta go with Neon Green WNBA Dildo on this one. Carbon steel knives, though, are the fucking BOMB. The Narukami Shun knives are the best you will ever find. Not joking.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 08, 2025 05:18 PM (CqoVr)

220 I've walked at least 120 miles over the last week. But I've also eaten all the pasta and pizza.

So it probably evens out.

Goodbye, Italy.

Posted by: TJM's phone at August 08, 2025 05:19 PM (jTJ6z)

221 I loved Dodgeball in school

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You can't really say you've ever been a kid unless you've been stung by a dodgeball at least once.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 08, 2025 05:19 PM (qBdHI)

222 Falling asleep

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2025 05:19 PM (+qU29)

223 Can I have some wheat crackers with peanut butter now?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2025 05:19 PM (omVj0)

224 I think they DO feel that being fit is white supremacy. Fit people understand long term goals, personal responsibility, determination and self reliance.Also for men: testosterone boost.

It is the opposite of victimization, submission, hopelessness, and ingratitude. Hard to be a socialist/Democrat once you’ve experienced this.

Sort of a ‘so wrong it’s true’ belief by the Leftists.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2025 05:19 PM (Hkcdp)

225
I'm pretty darned skilled at seasoning my cast iron skillets and use them often.

_________

I gave up on that long ago. Put the pan through soap, water, and scrubbing; the food tastes exactly the same.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 05:19 PM (kkTda)

226 There is an increasingly popular trend of grown adults using pacifiers, or binkies to ‘relieve stress’.

https://tinyurl.com/bdvjjdx5
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 08, 2025 05:18 PM (/U5Yz)
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Faggots, the whole lot of them

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 08, 2025 05:19 PM (CqoVr)

227 216 Ha!

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at August 08, 2025 05:19 PM (0I+GC)

228 I got a decent aerobic workout in today by running in circles and frantically waving my arms about while being attacked by yellowjackets.

Posted by: Halfhand at August 08, 2025 05:19 PM (zTZIu)

229 Oh, and I went to lift with my 21 yr old. Turns out I was being a pussy, or faggot as he called me. I can lift WAY heavier, like 3x as much as I thought. Reporting him to HR tho.

Posted by: dagny at August 08, 2025 05:19 PM (cnmSH)

230 How much "public funding" is required to do Calisthenics?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 08, 2025 05:20 PM (63Dwl)

231 GAINZZZ - part 2.

The basement is thoroughly cleaned. People with OCD would be impressed. Air ducts were washed. Throughout the house, whatever I didn't like got brought to Goodwill or given away.

There were a ton of large plastic plants and SOOoooo much Christmas stuff.

I just have a few more things to clean up and a few renovations that have to be completed and the house is mine. After I hang some art.

After that, I already know what I want to be doing for income so I'd like to give that a shot while keeping the dog alive.

Last GAINZZZ.

I talked with a lot of my neighbours. I'm very blessed. Boy, the stories I heard about families going crazy for cash when peop,e die.

I was very blessed because I was alone and the only one hurt during this entire ordeal.

I forgave my brother on day 8. I've been rewiring my brain to laugh whenever I think of any painful memories, not just the last while. My worries are left to God.

On day 34, I now deal with any anger by remembering how truly loved and appreciated I was by my Mother and Father. I have no regrets.

Lots of loss. Lots of GAINZZZ!

There's a lot of vacuum in my life. I'm anxious to see how God fills it. Thanks all.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 17.7% at August 08, 2025 05:20 PM (jvJvP)

232 There is an increasingly popular trend of grown adults using pacifiers, or binkies to ‘relieve stress’.

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Must've run out of adult coloring books.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 08, 2025 05:20 PM (qBdHI)

233 I walked by a church playground this afternoon and saw it had a tetherball pole.

Naturally, I batted the ball around for a few minutes, reliving my youth. I *LOVED* playing tetherball when I was a kid. Got pretty good at it, too.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 08, 2025 05:20 PM (IBQGV)

234 Since President Donald Trump's return to the White House, I've noticed a steady stream of rhetoric that attempts to make health and fitness partisan.
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And most of it from progs.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 05:20 PM (krQz2)

235 ok, I absolutely love that Robert Davi posted that meme about sloth. Guy is a legend. I loved him as a Bond Villain in License to Kill but apparently the guy can sing too.

Posted by: Nelly at August 08, 2025 05:21 PM (cHLus)

236
1980 Mystery lyrics:

/You're thinking up your white lies
You're putting on your bedroom eyes

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 08, 2025 05:21 PM (4TfkY)

237 Re 180 I've had a Granitestone pan on order for over a month and no delivery confirmation. I've heard they are really good.

I have cast iron and need to work on seasoning it. Supposedly, if done right it is close to non-stick.

Posted by: Kraki at August 08, 2025 05:21 PM (cG6Xc)

238 I've been waiting for a GAINZZZ thread!!

From a year ago next Tuesday, I've lost over 70 pounds and reached that goal in April.

I'm 61 years old, but my metanolic age is 46-48. My BMI is 18-21; my body fat percentage is 15-17. I wear a size 4/6. For comparison, Miss Sweeney wears a size 00 or 000 and has a 23-inch waist and 33-34 inch hips--I have never been that thin, but that's ok!

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at August 08, 2025 05:21 PM (o1mqj)

239 Yep. Swim in back bay, bike is on the expressway and run on the boardwalk.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 08, 2025 05:21 PM (hlNLQ)

240 I'm serious about this -- are all professors, you know, actually retarded now? Are they incapable of following their own line of argument within a single paragraph?

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YES. Stupidity has gone viral. Academics believe everything they are told by other academics which is how we got global warming, transgender crap, critical race theory....

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 08, 2025 05:21 PM (8P/xB)

241 I've walked at least 120 miles over the last week. But I've also eaten all the pasta and pizza.

So it probably evens out.

Goodbye, Italy.
Posted by: TJM's phone at August 08, 2025 05:19 PM (jTJ6z)

That's the way to do it! You will cry on way out of Fiumicino, and promise yourself to return in 6 months.

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 05:21 PM (g47mK)

242 217 There is an increasingly popular trend of grown adults using pacifiers, or binkies to ‘relieve stress’.

https://tinyurl.com/bdvjjdx5
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 08, 2025 05:18 PM (/U5Yz)

This makes me think they're doing E like the kids in the 90s, the rave kids.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 08, 2025 05:21 PM (vZUXb)

243 Naturally, I batted the ball around for a few minutes, reliving my youth. I *LOVED* playing tetherball when I was a kid. Got pretty good at it, too.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 08, 2025 05:20 PM (IBQGV)
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The main way to win was to hit the ball consistently to keep it away from your opponent.

By definition, it created haves and have nots.

Not inclusive, not fair.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 05:22 PM (krQz2)

244 226 There is an increasingly popular trend of grown adults using pacifiers, or binkies to ‘relieve stress’.

https://tinyurl.com/bdvjjdx5
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 08, 2025 05:18 PM (/U5Yz)
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Faggots, the whole lot of them
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 08, 2025 05:19 PM (CqoVr)

This seems unfair. To faggots.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 08, 2025 05:22 PM (RIQol)

245 And, as you probably know, I was inspired partly by your screen name to dub my little Siberian girl kitten that.
*
I LOVE THAT

Posted by: dagny at August 08, 2025


***
You'd be proud of her. She's a beauty. Her full name is "Dagny Sophia," the middle name being for her mother -- whom she resembles to an eerie degree.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2025 05:22 PM (omVj0)

246 After I hang some art.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 17.7% at August 08, 2025 05:20 PM (jvJvP)
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PRO TIP: Don't use today's Art Thread for inspiration

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 08, 2025 05:22 PM (IBQGV)

247 Shut up, Dunce.
Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 05:05 PM (jc0TO)

Which one?

Posted by: No shortage thereof here at August 08, 2025 05:23 PM (KOE6H)

248 How is it, the landmark 1965 Medicare legislation did not include insurance for mental health facilities?

Isn’t that a well known problem 60 years later, crazy schizophrenic nutbars preying on the innocent? I’d say so.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 08, 2025 05:23 PM (wNEJY)

249 Gainzzz.. I have those ! Oh.. You mean losses...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2025 05:23 PM (VE6XX)

250 >There is an increasingly popular trend of grown adults using pacifiers, or binkies to ‘relieve stress’.
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please tell me you're joking

Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 05:23 PM (AOsQT)

251 I'm pretty darned skilled at seasoning my cast iron skillets and use them often. I also got carbon steel. It's been a nightmare and can't tell you how many times I've tried to season it according to its directions, only to have it not work and have to re-scour it with salt and scrubber and start the process all over. Maybe I'm a dummy, but I do not like mine.
Posted by: Lady in Black

You have to take the oven temperature up above the smoke point of the oil you are seasoning with.
Beef tallow 480 °F
Ghee 482
Lard 375
Duck fat 374

What is seasoning?
Seasoning is a layer of carbonized oil that's been baked onto your cast iron pan, forming a protective layer on top of your cookware. It's what gives your skillet a natural, easy-release finish and makes cooking and cleaning a breeze.

https://tinyurl.com/4r9fnz6u


Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 05:23 PM (rqka2)

252 ok, I absolutely love that Robert Davi posted that meme about sloth. Guy is a legend. I loved him as a Bond Villain in License to Kill but apparently the guy can sing too.
Posted by: Nelly at August 08, 2025


***
He was the white FBI agent "Johnson" in Die Hard too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2025 05:23 PM (omVj0)

253 We are rapidly accelerating toward Eloi and Morlock evolution, with freedom-loving MAGAs getting more and more healthy, rich, sane and attractive, while the Left gets more ugly, fat, grotesque, insane and intentionally repulsive. The Left police their own members (especially the women) to never have sex with a conservative, while those on the right have learned more and more never to "stick your dick in crazy," which means there is a population divergence, and two distinct hominid species are at this moment separating and going down two diverging evolutionary paths. Before we know it, we'll have a society of with Olympians on one side, and grubby goblins on the other.

Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2025 05:24 PM (pMi6S)

254 Carbon steel pans ain't light, and they're pretty finicky. Stainless can be heated to make they nonstick, but again finicky. Just use cheap Teflon pans, and toss em when they wear off.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 08, 2025 05:24 PM (wBaIH)

255 I saw some black chicks in that sorority video. Are they Nazis, too?

I'm beginning to think fat, stupid, unlikable lesbian hags are just angry about pretty straight girls not being miserable enough.

Nah. Can't be.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 08, 2025 05:24 PM (eNLGh)

256 If JFK supported Medicare, it was only from the grave.

(JFK died Nov, 1963. Medicare created July 1965.)

Ace is right, professors are retarded.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 08, 2025 05:24 PM (jfvTO)

257 171 Trump is reviving an outdated and problematic practice for American schoolkids,

==

dodgeball
Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 05:09 PM (g47mK)

Dogeball!

Posted by: Big Ballz at August 08, 2025 05:24 PM (KOE6H)

258 I'm serious about this -- are all professors, you know, actually retarded now? Are they incapable of following their own line of argument within a single paragraph?
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I've written a number of times here about "ideological paralysis".

Absorption into the ideology, means that you're only able to perceive things in relationship to the ideology.

Plus they get rewards (dopamine) from concurring with the predominant ideology, and negative reinforcement for not advancing it.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 05:24 PM (krQz2)

259 I hurt my back and I've been doing a bunch of super heavy grip strength stuff. I feel like it helps your self confidence when you are otherwise incapacitated. Just worked up to the 200lb grippers. "Carvanchy" has a very affordable 6 grip set that goes all the way up to 300lb.

Posted by: Max Power at August 08, 2025 05:24 PM (q177U)

260 Yeah, I believe that pacifiers are the hip, new stress reliever as much as those“cuddle party” and adult “camp” stories. A friend of a friend of some LA or NYC 20-something journalist started an artisanal, green adult pacifier business and they’re trying to make fetch happen. I call BS.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2025 05:24 PM (Hkcdp)

261 239 Yep. Swim in back bay, bike is on the expressway and run on the boardwalk.


that sounds really fun! enjoy!

try to go to tony's Baltimore grill while you're there

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 08, 2025 05:24 PM (Pv3Rg)

262 Grown adults who never grew up

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2025 05:25 PM (+qU29)

263 I'm going to try getting a high carbon steel pan. Chef gruel on FNC and twitter recommends them. Lighter than cast iron but works similar.
Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at August 08, 2025 05:11 PM


I love mine. Lighter, polished smooth at the factory, and cooks just like cast iron. Season them properly and they're a joy to cook with.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2025 05:25 PM (kgE5c)

264 139
Piper is right. You can't apply a Cookie-Cutter caloric diet to Everyone.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 08, 2025 05:03 PM (dTtZ7)

This: went in for stomach issues, put on low fodmap. Developed gout (too much protein with one kidney is not good) now on modified low fodmap/gout. Have lost sixteen pounds since June, so I'm keep on this path.

And I was in a sorority, and there are good and bad aspects to it, like everything. But it's far far far less destructive than whats been happening on college campuses of late. Go Greeks!! And yes, we kept fit and did a lot of choreographed dances!!

Posted by: moki at August 08, 2025 05:25 PM (wLjpr)

265 244 226 There is an increasingly popular trend of grown adults using pacifiers, or binkies to ‘relieve stress’.

Why don't they just try deep breathing or an occasional use of Ashwsganda- the Indian herb used for relaxation, because grown people using pacifiers is ludicrous.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2025 05:25 PM (2GCMq)

266 with freedom-loving MAGAs getting more and more healthy, rich, sane and attractive, while the Left gets more ugly, fat, grotesque, insane and intentionally repulsive

holy hell zombie are they gonna eat us?

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 08, 2025 05:25 PM (Pv3Rg)

267 He was the white FBI agent "Johnson" in Die Hard too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2025 05:23 PM (omVj0)
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"We're going to need some more FBI guys."

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 05:25 PM (krQz2)

268 But be aware: People may see your fitness and hotness and brand you as MAGA due to your healthiness and good looks.

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I'm really into hiking and almost exclusively see white people, proving that -- like the Sun, the Moon, the Earth, the Wind, the Fire, Cancer, Math, Grammar, Spelling, Punctuality, Hard, Work, and other Virtue -- the Trails too are racist!

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 08, 2025 05:26 PM (IrlIj)

269 241 That's the way to do it! You will cry on way out of Fiumicino, and promise yourself to return in 6 months.
Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 05:21 PM (g47mK)

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Night train to Vienna. It was bleeding hot in florence today.

Posted by: TJM's phone at August 08, 2025 05:26 PM (jTJ6z)

270 Can anyone recommend a decent frying pan that is still non stick even if not teflon?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone

I've got an All Clad non stick that I like very much. Picked it up at a discount at Home Goods.

Posted by: Tuna at August 08, 2025 05:26 PM (lJ0H4)

271 For some reason, I thought Robert Davi was dead.
Must be in the wrong universe again.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 08, 2025 05:26 PM (RIQol)

272 I like those sorority girl videos- what guy wouldn't- because the girls all seem so happy and fun and just happy fun time good!

The Biden years, we were told that ugly was beautiful. It is not. I hope we are seeing the pendulum swing back.

Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 05:26 PM (AOsQT)

273 I have a largish Blackstone grill. That MFer is a serious challenge to season.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 08, 2025 05:26 PM (DJPFk)

274
There is an increasingly popular trend of grown adults using pacifiers, or binkies to ‘relieve stress’.

__________

Say a Rosary instead.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 05:26 PM (kkTda)

275 In fairness, it was a driveby.
Posted by: toby928

Nope. Hit by a bus.

Posted by: Lumpy Rutherford. at August 08, 2025 05:27 PM (G5+As)

276 90 I am not sure how much plastic is in a 1984 corvette. I think they were still fiberglass bodies at that point.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 04:54 PM (zZu0s)

I use the Hex Clad non stick skillets. Expensive, but they will last forever with care.

Posted by: Croaker at August 08, 2025 05:27 PM (+BcZI)

277 162 After 4 horrific years of elderly care and a big gain, I stayed angry for 4 months then started walking 1/2 mile getting it up to 5 miles everyday. Went on a np processed food, no seed oils, no sugar, no grains, no starch diet. Immediatly lost 45 lbs.

Posted by: dagny at August 08, 2025 05:07 PM 


Great for you. And bkess you for the elderly care.

I read all the posts.

Someone here recommended a lot of fiber for weight loss. My diet is already high in fiber bit I increased it since I have permitted myself fast food while house cleaning.

The high fiber seems to be helping. Of course I don't eat much crap.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 17.7% at August 08, 2025 05:27 PM (jvJvP)

278 Where I live white girl summer never stopped being a thing. Hot girls in short shorts is kinda SOP.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 08, 2025 05:28 PM (AiNp4)

279 Can anyone recommend a decent frying pan that is still non stick even if not teflon?
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Cast Iron. Teflon is just synthetic carbon. A well “seasoned” cast iron pan is better than teflon in several ways.

That’s why Grandma would cut your nuts off if you fucked with it. The heat retention (mass) of cast iron makes them unsurpassed for frying, sautéing and all that other ghey shit too. I like the way taters and eggs and everything just browns up better.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 08, 2025 05:28 PM (wNEJY)

280 My only significant sugar is blueberries when i'm stoned. Well, tomato sauce (even no sugar added) and onions have sugar. But no sugary food.

Posted by: Dark Litigator at August 08, 2025 05:28 PM (KAi1n)

281 >>> Carbon steel pans ain't light, and they're pretty finicky. Stainless can be heated to make they nonstick, but again finicky. Just use cheap Teflon pans, and toss em when they wear off.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 08, 2025 05:24 PM (wBaIH)


Well my problem is I go between stovetop and oven a lot and the PTFE pans just don't do well with that. So I use a lot of cast iron.

Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at August 08, 2025 05:28 PM (cduTK)

282 90 I am not sure how much plastic is in a 1984 corvette. I think they were still fiberglass bodies at that point.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 04:54 PM (zZu0s)

I use the Hex Clad non stick skillets. Expensive, but they will last forever with care.
Posted by: Croaker at August 08, 2025 05:27 PM (+BcZI)


Are we talking about...non stick Corvettes?

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 08, 2025 05:28 PM (DJPFk)

283 There is an increasingly popular trend of grown adults using pacifiers, or binkies to ‘relieve stress’.



The first dude that mentions cigars is off the Christmas list.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 08, 2025 05:28 PM (2WIwB)

284 I read the content a couple of times...I guess I didn't get in early.

Posted by: DanMan at August 08, 2025 05:28 PM (8uzBS)

285 Cast iron pans result in forearm gainzzz.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 05:29 PM (krQz2)

286 206 I don't remember anyone falling the presidential fitness challenges when my kids did them?

it's not a special forces test lol
Posted by: Black Orchid


There were three kid in my class who failed the test -- a morbidly obese white boy who was 5 feet tall and five feet wide, a noodle-armed Asian boy who seemingly never hit puberty and couldn't lift a pencil much less do one pull-up; and a chubby Mexican girl who simply refused to even do the test because she don' wanna.

Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2025 05:29 PM (pMi6S)

287 I'm really into hiking and almost exclusively see white people



Liar!!!
- Every Subaru commercial

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 08, 2025 05:29 PM (AiNp4)

288 Jive turkey be jiving'?

Well, I *never*!

* heads for fainting ottoman *

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2025 05:29 PM (0sNs1)

289 >>> Are we talking about...non stick Corvettes?
Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 08, 2025 05:28 PM (DJPFk)


teflon vs cast iron dildos, actually

Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at August 08, 2025 05:30 PM (cduTK)

290 *LOVED* playing tetherball when I was a kid. Got pretty good at it, too.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

That's what comes of picking short kids to play against.

Posted by: Auspex at August 08, 2025 05:30 PM (Y8DZL)

291 I love my cast iron pan.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 08, 2025 05:30 PM (AiNp4)

292 274
There is an increasingly popular trend of grown adults using pacifiers, or binkies to ‘relieve stress’.


Excellent.

Posted by: Big Pacifier at August 08, 2025 05:30 PM (PiwSw)

293 Night train to Vienna. It was bleeding hot in florence today.
Posted by: TJM's phone at August 08, 2025 05:26 PM (jTJ6z)

Nice...don't fall asleep and end up in Ukraine, now, Mkay ?

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 05:30 PM (g47mK)

294 Sorry... YMCA videos... fail IMO... they did not do the Y M C A in the dance!

Seriously lost opportunity.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2025 05:30 PM (mP0Kj)

295 The lady making funny finger gestures at the Sweeney poster looks like she had cement injected into her buttocks.

Posted by: mrp at August 08, 2025 05:30 PM (rj6Yv)

296 >> Are we talking about...non stick Corvettes?
Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 08, 2025 05:28 PM (DJPFk)


teflon vs cast iron dildos, actually
Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at August 08, 2025 05:30 PM (cduTK)

Ah. The WNBA. Got it.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 08, 2025 05:30 PM (DJPFk)

297 I'm pretty darned skilled at seasoning my cast iron skillets and use them often. I also got carbon steel. It's been a nightmare and can't tell you how many times I've tried to season it according to its directions, only to have it not work and have to re-scour it with salt and scrubber and start the process all over. Maybe I'm a dummy, but I do not like mine.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 08, 2025 05:17 PM



This is the method I've used on my carbon steel/cast iron, and it works beautifully if done properly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Pvf0m9jTeE

(the first half is stripping the seasoning, but that comes in handy at times, too)

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2025 05:31 PM (kgE5c)

298 I know my readership tends to be good-looking and fit and getting all kinds of GAINZZZ.

We're inspired by, and try to live up to, your example, Ace.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2025 05:31 PM (0sNs1)

299 244 226 There is an increasingly popular trend of grown adults using pacifiers, or binkies to ‘relieve stress’.

I think these folks using pacifiers probably have a dislike for organized religion and particularly Catholicism .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2025 05:31 PM (2GCMq)

300 I'm really into hiking and almost exclusively see white people
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If you go out in the woods today
It better not be in Canada....

This is the day that Canadians call the SWAT teams.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 05:31 PM (krQz2)

301 "I'm really into hiking and almost exclusively see white people"

I like to hike where I don't see any people of any color. At all.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at August 08, 2025 05:31 PM (0I+GC)

302 Was it Subaru with the two gay buddies who bugger a sheep? Or was that Volvo?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 08, 2025 05:31 PM (eNLGh)

303 Oh shit, Ace dropped 'the JT word'!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 08, 2025 05:32 PM (xcxpd)

304 I'm pretty darned skilled at seasoning my cast iron skillets

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 08, 2025 05:17 PM
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Do you use a rub?

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 05:32 PM (krQz2)

305 Cast iron pans are really heavy. When you think about pioneer women using them, kneading bread, and washing laundry by hand. They must have had forearms like Popeye. They'd probably beat the shit out of most of us modern men in arm wrestling.

Posted by: Kraki at August 08, 2025 05:32 PM (cG6Xc)

306 Subaru is more lesbian than gay. Volvo is veeeeery gay.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 08, 2025 05:32 PM (AiNp4)

307 I doubt that the extremely gay men of the Village People ever imagined such raging heterosexuality as is seen in those sorority girls YMCA videos for their signature song. Huzzah huzzah!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 08, 2025 05:33 PM (FNvF+)

308 PRO TIP: Don't use today's Art Thread for inspiration

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 08, 2025 05:22 PM (IBQGV)

I almost thought it was a punishment thread for all the dildo jokes.

I'd love some tasteful boob artwork but my friends come over with the kids. I hope you're well.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 17.7% at August 08, 2025 05:33 PM (jvJvP)

309 *LOVED* playing tetherball when I was a kid. Got pretty good at it, too.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


Little Debbie Baker in third grade. She could kick my ass in tether ball.
Bitch.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 08, 2025 05:34 PM (2WIwB)

310
NOOOOOOOD!!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 05:34 PM (kkTda)

311 "Trump is reviving an outdated and problematic practice for American schoolkids," reads the headline of Professor Natalia Petrzela's recent essay for MSNBC.
____________________________

Trump is honing in on Petrzela's grift. She runs some program at the New School in NYC that operates on sponsors and grants from the Rockefeller foundation and some others. It's called Health 2.0...and reads like a bunch of DEI nonsense pretending to promote good health. It's currently on hiatus, which makes you wonder of the Rockefeller Foundation was just a cash depot for taxpayer monies.

My guess is that Petrzela's goal was to take her nonsense national, with all that cool green cash that comes along with such boondoggles. This Presidential Fitness thing sort of intrudes on that business plan.

Posted by: Orson at August 08, 2025 05:34 PM (dIske)

312 Nood people in black robes and their pet thugs.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 08, 2025 05:34 PM (6ydKt)

313 Oh yes, tether ball was fun!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2025 05:35 PM (Hkcdp)

314 By the way, the leftwing propaganda media is continuing its five-days-old psyop claiming that only a few "online weirdos" pushed the Sydney Sweeney White Supremacy meme, so rightwingers are the ones really "obsessed" with it and must stop blaming Democrats.
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Translation: "We lost this one. Retreat!"

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 05:35 PM (krQz2)

315 BREAKING: This sorority recruitment video is going viral after liberal women lashed out. What do you notice?

I notice all their outfits are color-coördinated. What else is there to notice?

Posted by: David Hogg, Harvard graduate at August 08, 2025 05:35 PM (0sNs1)

316 Good news, everyone! CBS News has given us another ten years!

Chris Martz
Aug 8, 2025
@ChrisMartzWX
16 years years ago, CBS News warned that the Arctic would be ice-free in 10 years.
Last year, CBS reported that the Arctic could be ice-free in 10 years.
It’s always ten years away!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 08, 2025 05:35 PM (L/fGl)

317 There were three kid in my class who failed the test -- a morbidly obese white boy who was 5 feet tall and five feet wide, a noodle-armed Asian boy who seemingly never hit puberty and couldn't lift a pencil much less do one pull-up; and a chubby Mexican girl who simply refused to even do the test because she don' wanna.
Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2025 05:29 PM (pMi6S)
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We need more shame in society. If you're a soft-handed dough-body, you should feel bad about it.

That shame helps build resolution to be something better.

One of the reasons I joined Da Army (but only on weekends!) was because I was not satisfied with who I was. I wanted to be more resilient, stronger, and also experience Athlete's Foot.

Well, maybe not that last one.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 08, 2025 05:35 PM (ZOv7s)

318 There is an increasingly popular trend of grown adults using pacifiers, or binkies to ‘relieve stress’.

__________

Say a Rosary instead.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 05:26 PM (kkTda)

Bong hits for Jesus!

Posted by: And Carlos too at August 08, 2025 05:35 PM (KOE6H)

319 The Five is covering Crockett now.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 17.7% at August 08, 2025 05:36 PM (jvJvP)

320 Good news, everyone! CBS News has given us another ten years!

Chris Martz
Aug 8, 2025
@ChrisMartzWX
16 years years ago, CBS News warned that the Arctic would be ice-free in 10 years.
Last year, CBS reported that the Arctic could be ice-free in 10 years.
It’s always ten years away!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 08, 2025 05:35 PM (L/fGl)


Ten years! That's about how long it will be before I ever look at CBS again.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 08, 2025 05:36 PM (2WIwB)

321 There is an increasingly popular trend of grown adults using pacifiers, or binkies to ‘relieve stress’.
Posted by: Maj. Healey


The Paolo, how you say, cannot even.

But is happy the ladies are practicing.

Posted by: Paolo at August 08, 2025 05:37 PM (DgGvY)

322 17 Reports on X that a purple dildo landed on the court at a WNBA game. Obviously CBD’s fault.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 08, 2025 04:39 PM (QZThv)

I'll believe CBD has something to do with it when it is a yellow didlo bisected with a zigzag black line.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 08, 2025 05:37 PM (jfvTO)

323 Is it really trend for grown ups to use pacifiers? A lot of supposed “trends” is 20 people in Manhattan doing it. Then some asshole at NYT writes about it and said it’s a trend. Which then gets picked up by other media. But it’s still only 20 people in Manhattan.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 08, 2025 05:37 PM (AiNp4)

324 No it was Volkswagen with the gay guys romping around with their new sheep.

https://youtu.be/vb_hg_ZG9dM?si=fWBK78UoRyCOt6Sc

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 08, 2025 05:37 PM (eNLGh)

325
If you go out in the woods today
It better not be in Canada....

This is the day that Canadians call the SWAT teams.
Posted by: Axeman


This is the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 08, 2025 05:38 PM (63Dwl)

326 Nood. Just in case.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 05:38 PM (zZu0s)

327 “I followed the directions”

There’s yer problem. Most of them are faulty, the oil has to be carbonized. This makes tons of smoke, and people don’t like that. So you’ll see shit like “heat at 250F”.

Vegetable oils are not a good idea for seasoning. Coupled with insufficient heat (too low a temp) you end up with a sticky, rancid mess. Cast iron will rust underneath to add insult to injury.

With cast iron, the item will be coal black, indicating the oil has carbonized. It’s a lot like spit shining a boot with kiwi. Many many thin layers versus trying to lay down a thick layer all at once.

Best done outdoors, on a grill. Or wait till SWMBO is out of town visiting her sister or something.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 08, 2025 05:39 PM (IDQSL)

328 The arctic will be ice-free when fusion power generation becomes commercially viable.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 08, 2025 05:40 PM (XMwZJ)

329 Those sorority girls are heart-breakingly beautiful.

Posted by: Butch at August 08, 2025 05:40 PM (oR3OC)

330 🚨BREAKING: This sorority recruitment video is going viral after liberal women lashed out. What do you notice?

———

A bunch of women who didn’t give me the time of day in college.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 08, 2025 05:41 PM (Vh9CX)

331 I'm pretty darned skilled at seasoning my cast iron skillets and use them often. I also got carbon steel. It's been a nightmare and can't tell you how many times I've tried to season it according to its directions, only to have it not work and have to re-scour it with salt and scrubber and start the process all over. Maybe I'm a dummy, but I do not like mine.
Posted by: Lady in Black
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Yours might have some nickel in the mix or the heat treatment of the carbon steel is not up to par. Nickel in steel can make it sticky when heated up (same issue with firearms using nickel steel). Case hardening of carbon steel but leaving a malleable interior, which is ideal for less sticky cookware is kind of an art . Difficult to pull off in thin surfaces (also why case hardened carbon knives can be slick as glass but break if dropped).

FWIW, this was the problem of the old Springfield 1903 and its bolt--hard, slick as glass, but could shatter upon impact like glass. The old timers at Springfield Armory did not use pyrometers to measure the temp--they did it by eyeball mark I.

Posted by: whig at August 08, 2025 05:45 PM (ctrM5)

332 The one flipping off the Sydney Sweeney picture isn't just the blueprint, she's several blueprints.

Posted by: Rick C at August 08, 2025 05:46 PM (1zWbY)

333 Best done outdoors, on a grill. Or wait till SWMBO is out of town visiting her sister or something.
Posted by: Common Tater
======
Take batteries out of fire alarms as well.

I have cast iron, too big a pita to use with my handicaps nowadays. I use green pans with the ceramic non stick and buy new ones when the ceramic coating starts chipping or thinning. Then again, I have an inductive range which I prefer frankly after learning its issues than either gas or radiant.

Posted by: whig at August 08, 2025 05:48 PM (ctrM5)

334 LOL

Posted by: wth at August 08, 2025 05:48 PM (v0R5T)

335 I am certain all those Sorority girls are pointy elbow 304s and elites but they sure look cute and like they are having loads of fun jumping and dancing around in the videos, and by the Bald Eagle of America, that's a nice change from the misery of the last 20 years.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 08, 2025 06:01 PM (dfIr7)

336 " I think there was a token black girl in one of those sorority videos."

Her name is Tolkien.

Check your unconscious bias.

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at August 08, 2025 06:30 PM (iCA1B)

337
The first dude that mentions cigars is off the Christmas list.

Posted by: Diogenes

^^^^first^^^^

Posted by: BifBewalski - at August 08, 2025 06:43 PM (QcUc+)

338 Last year, CBS reported that the Arctic could be ice-free in 10 years.
It’s always ten years away!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 08, 2025 05:35 PM


Then there's a 50/50 chance the Arctic ice will last longer than CBS News.

Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 07:08 PM (jc0TO)

339 Regarding sorority recruitment videos, the young people are disconnected from each other. I think it is wonderful and wholesome that they worked hard to make these videos. Hope their sisterhood grows, real girl power.
No sarc, totally sincere.

Posted by: PTSD giver at August 08, 2025 08:39 PM (KBds0)

340 294 Sorry... YMCA videos... fail IMO... they did not do the Y M C A in the dance!

Seriously lost opportunity.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2025 05:30 PM (mP0Kj)
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The girls aren't actually dancing to YMCA. Look at the second one. Clearly doing a country line dance at the beginning. And they're not *quite* on the beat. Someone took the original video and set it to YMCA.

Posted by: Caiwyn at August 08, 2025 09:40 PM (yHxqC)

You're Not Going to Believe This, But Jasmine Ratchet Turns Out to Be a Self-Obsessed Narcissist Who's a Nightmare to Work For

I know this comes as a blow, but steady on, citizens. We will get through this together.

Trump critic Rep. Jasmine Crockett is a no-show boss from hell who terrorizes staffers, aides say: 'All diva, no wow'

Rep. Jasmine Crockett has positioned herself as an unfiltered critic of President Trump, earning regular TV appearances and an enthusiastic online following, but congressional aides tell The Post that the Dallas Democrat is just as "rude" and mean to her own staff.

A narcissist treats "the little people" with contempt. Pretty standard.

...

But three sources who have worked with or for Crockett say she's rarely present when TV cameras aren't rolling -- and terrorizes staff when she does appear.

Crockett is not often found at her government-provided suite in the Longworth House Office Building, with one insider saying she prefers to work from her nearby luxury apartment building, sometimes for weeks on end.

"She is laying around her apartment, won't come into the office, and is really just indifferent to staff and will scream at them," the former aide said.

"She is never in the office and is very disengaged. She does her bulls-- that goes viral, and then freaks out over the most random things."

A second source close to Crockett's team added: "It is widely known that she's not nice to staff and is just not a really dedicated member focused on constituents."

"She is focused almost exclusively on being an influencer, not a member of Congress," said a third source who has worked with Crockett, describing her as "all diva, no wow."

When Crockett does show up for work on Capitol Hill -- often to attend a committee hearing where she deploys a made-for-social-media attack on Trump -- she prefers to have a staff member drive her the short distance to her office in a rented car rather than the staffer's own, a cheaper option commonly used by lawmakers.

The staffer is expected to stand outside the vehicle, which "has to be an Escalade" or similar upscale make, and open the door for her.

"You're technically allowed to do this but it's wildly inefficient. Instead of using the scheduler's car, she rents a car every week in DC," one source said.

"She expects her staff to drive her around while she's in the back seat," they added, calling it a "power play" akin to "treating the staffer like an Uber driver."

She called Marjorie Taylor-Greene "butch" in a committee meeting, which is trashy and ratchet, obviously, but which is also, in today's Hyper-Gay Democrat Party, "homophobic," as lesbians are sometimes called butch.

I have never been more proud of Jasmine Ratchet:

Complaints poured in from lesbians who objected to Crockett's derogatory use of the term "butch" to attack Greene, which even left some aides uneasy.

"She told her gay staff members, 'That's not offensive. You're stupid if you think so,'" a former aide recounted to the Post.

LOL. But also, typical narcissist stuff. I can do no wrong, if it appears that I have done something wrong, it's just your stupid inferior brain hallucinating.

...

Crockett has burned through employees at such a pace that she's becoming known as a present-day version of the late Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D-Texas), long called the Capitol's toughest boss.

A number of staff have become fed up with their treatment, while others have either been fired or left on their own -- a distinction often difficult to discern in Washington.

Some former aides cited fear of retribution when declining to participate in this story.

"She thinks she's her own best adviser, she knows best, and has this toxic staff environment," a source said. "She gets rid of press people because she's like, 'I do all of the press stuff.'"

...

"The staff is really just an island unto itself, because she doesn't care about the local issues happening in her district," this person added. "She's more focused on, 'Get me on "The View," 'Get me on this late-night talk show.'

Greg Foreman points out an amusing clip that demonstrates Ratchet's narcissism and belief that she is the Star of the Movie.

She was speaking in a group of a runaway Democrat legislators. But you know how the main act always goes last? You can have opening acts and middle acts but the band that closes the night is the big draw.

Well, Jasmine Ratchet was determined that she would be the Closer, the Star, of this propaganda opportunity, but other Democrats did not agree she should be the closer.

But she kept insisting she was the closer and no one could speak after her.

Just boohoo whinin' and cryin' that she doesn't get to be the Star.

Posted by: Ace at 03:38 PM




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1 FIRST WITH THE BLADE

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 03:39 PM (iFTx/)

2 I...I gotta sit down.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 08, 2025 03:40 PM (2UnvF)

3 How do these people keep getting elected?

Posted by: Ann at August 08, 2025 03:41 PM (4neFu)

4 >>>How do these people keep getting elected?

gerrymandering and racial solidarity

Posted by: brak at August 08, 2025 03:41 PM (jGJov)

5 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at August 08, 2025 03:42 PM (GYt5+)

6 Queen of the wild frontier.

Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at August 08, 2025 03:42 PM (cduTK)

7 How do these people keep getting elected?

Because the people in the urban shit holes don't vote and don't care that other people cast ballots in their names

Posted by: 18-1 at August 08, 2025 03:42 PM (t0Rmr)

8 So Cockett is your basic black woman boss.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 08, 2025 03:43 PM (17s+e)

9 In before 10 despite pre-nuding.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at August 08, 2025 03:43 PM (VnChe)

10 There is only one way to resolve the MTG-Crockett feud.

Jello wrestling.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 08, 2025 03:44 PM (t0Rmr)

11 The staffers and others have the knives out for this nasty cuntwhore because they see the writing on the wall: her district is getting redistricted into oblivion.

She won't have a job next year, and until then she's a dead cunt walking.

There's little reason any more to kiss her Spicy-Gringoed ass or try to remora her for personal advancement. Her donors will abandon ship like rats off the Titanic. Maybe one of the rats will run the wrong way and get lodged up in her rancid coochie.

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 03:44 PM (iFTx/)

12 But you know how the main act always goes last? You can have opening acts and middle acts but the band that closes the night is the big draw.

Ah. My confusion concerning the ONT is finally resolved.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2025 03:44 PM (0sNs1)

13 She and her fake eyelashes seem to have eclipsed AOC and her fence-post teeth.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at August 08, 2025 03:45 PM (8hxDK)

14 Trump just fired Billy Long, his IRS commissioner who was just confirmed 2 months ago. Story says he's going to be given an ambassadorship, so sounds like Trump decided that he wasn't mad at him, he was just incompetent at the job. Scott Bessent will be acting IRS commissioner.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 08, 2025 03:45 PM (uWKK8)

15 Get-a-ho.


fk her staff anyway.

Posted by: eleven at August 08, 2025 03:45 PM (fV+MH)

16 Coffee is for closers.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 08, 2025 03:45 PM (wBaIH)

17 I know this might sound like racial stereotyping but I knew that she was a complete dick of a boss the first time I saw a picture of her.


It's the excessive bling, vampire fingernails and the exaggerated hairdo. Based on my experience at the VA in Dallas that spells entitled biotch and I would not want to work for her.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 08, 2025 03:45 PM (0N4FZ)

18 Alan Grayson was reputed to be similarly degrading and abusive to his staff. There's just something about Democrats and power that brings out their truest selves.

Posted by: Definitely an angry white liberal man at August 08, 2025 03:45 PM (KOE6H)

19 Wonder why she's still got a "staff" if she such a bitch.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 08, 2025 03:45 PM (Q4IgG)

20 With they MAGA hats!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at August 08, 2025 03:46 PM (oSeBJ)

21 She's got a net worth of 9 million dollars and was educated attended expensive private schools. The ghetto persona is a minstrel act. Democrats reward black women for conforming to racial stereotypes.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 08, 2025 03:46 PM (rtXcu)

22 This is obviously a racist post and will be reported to the gods of the internet.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 08, 2025 03:46 PM (63Dwl)

23 We will get through this together- Ace

I think I need someone to hold my hand.

Posted by: Piper at August 08, 2025 03:47 PM (pZEOD)

24 Like with kamala its a revolving door...of pain

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at August 08, 2025 03:47 PM (bXbFr)

25 Mildly humorous, baby politics (on topic)

https://youtu.be/GQ4kx8SXCQo

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 03:47 PM (Dv3i1)

26 "Fundamentally non-serious" selection.

Posted by: Crusader at August 08, 2025 03:47 PM (TN0g+)

27 Wait. A black woman, of all people, would be a narcissistic, demanding, know-nothing, entitled waste of space once she is given authority???? Black girl magic, indeed.

Posted by: guy who recognizes patterns at August 08, 2025 03:47 PM (/IhmT)

28
The ghetto persona is a minstrel act.

I hear Mamdani has THREE different accents he uses.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 08, 2025 03:47 PM (63Dwl)

29 Just my type.

Posted by: Sweetdick Honeycum at August 08, 2025 03:48 PM (UjdFS)

30 She's a gift. Enjoy it, because one of these days someone in the Democrat party is going to find their marbles and they will have a leader again.

But, until that happens, the self-important retards are making all the noise. As a result, an already destroyed brand is still getting kicked in the teeth. If I were in journalism and truly objective (which I don't think I could be), I'd be following her around with a microphone 24/7 asking her to comment on everything. The hardest part of such an endeavor would be keeping a straight face throughout the interviews.

Posted by: Orson at August 08, 2025 03:48 PM (dIske)

31 How do these people keep getting elected?
Posted by: Ann at August 08, 2025 03:41 PM (4neFu)


Remember how this whole thing is based around Gerrymandering, and the reason Crocket is so cross is because her district is so contorted the only basis for validity is that it can be considered "aesthetically pleasing"?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 03:48 PM (rbvCR)

32 Internet says that Jasmine Crockett is married . I cannot imagine being married to Jasmine Crockett. She seems very highly strung.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2025 03:48 PM (2GCMq)

33 8 So Cockett is your basic black woman boss.

26 "Fundamentally non-serious" selection.

Posted by: Crusader at August 08, 2025 03:48 PM (TN0g+)

34 More like Jasmine Crockpot, amirite?

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 08, 2025 03:49 PM (gtDRl)

35 She's got a net worth of 9 million dollars and was educated attended expensive private schools. The ghetto persona is a minstrel act. Democrats reward black women for conforming to racial stereotypes.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 08, 2025 03:46 PM (rtXcu)

Dat maff ain't maffin!

*head bobble*
*Z-snap*

Posted by: Jasmine Ratchet, her eyelashes dragging at August 08, 2025 03:49 PM (KOE6H)

36 You know we are racist for not talking about how hot she is.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 03:49 PM (zZu0s)

37 How do these people keep getting elected?
Posted by: Ann at August 08, 2025 03:41 PM (4neFu)

Hold it. What do you mean "these people"?

Posted by: Sgt. Lincoln Osiris at August 08, 2025 03:50 PM (KOE6H)

38 She seems nice.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 08, 2025 03:50 PM (PiwSw)

39 Alan Grayson was reputed to be similarly degrading and abusive to his staff. There's just something about Democrats and power that brings out their truest selves.

What? People who crave power over others more than oxygen are unpleasant once they attain that power?

Shut your ass!

Posted by: Archimedes at August 08, 2025 03:50 PM (Riz8t)

40

Why do people let psychos like this get away with their crap? There's absolutely no reason to give in to her idiocy. She's the darling retard mascot of the media. She wields no actual power or money.

Posted by: imp at August 08, 2025 03:50 PM (g6TN6)

41 I hear Mamdani has THREE different accents he uses.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 08, 2025 03:47 PM (63Dwl)


Hey, you expect this sort of thing from a man who celebrated his wedding in a fortified family estate in the heart of Uganda

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 03:50 PM (rbvCR)

42 I hear Mamdani has THREE different accents he uses.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 08, 2025 03:47 PM (63Dwl)

Surely Hillary has more than that.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at August 08, 2025 03:50 PM (VnChe)

43 Delusional piece of trash.

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 03:50 PM (g47mK)

44 Does she have NO white men to position her for success?

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 08, 2025 03:51 PM (gtDRl)

45 Honestly, this sounds like about 10% of house members.

Posted by: WisRich at August 08, 2025 03:52 PM (G0vdT)

46 Emhoff/Crockpot 2028 -- We Be Bitchezzzz, Bitchezzzz!

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 08, 2025 03:52 PM (gtDRl)

47 Well skippy orourke is the sams way entitled nepo baby of a chicago developer

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at August 08, 2025 03:52 PM (bXbFr)

48 The ghetto persona is a minstrel act.

Amazing, isn't it. Blackface is a mortal insult, but acting like a brain-damaged clown is not.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 08, 2025 03:53 PM (Riz8t)

49 The weekend is here

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2025 03:53 PM (+qU29)

50 She's as legitimately "hood" as AOC.

Posted by: Which is to say not at all at August 08, 2025 03:53 PM (KOE6H)

51 If Obama had a son ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 08, 2025 03:56 PM (2c/nq)

52 She's heading to the Big Podcast in the Sky with Stephen Colbert...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 08, 2025 03:56 PM (TGPs7)

53 Gosh, and Ms Crockett seemed so mild mannered and well adjusted.

Such a shocking turn of events!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 08, 2025 03:57 PM (tT6L1)

54 Oh no she di-..ent.

Posted by: Redenzo at August 08, 2025 03:57 PM (kBlJC)

55 Spoiler Alert: she’ll win 80% of the vote in 2026.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 08, 2025 03:57 PM (AiNp4)

56 In Other news:

Trump removes Billy Long as Head of IRS.

Dude was confirmed in June, out in August. I guess auctioneer skills don't translate to well.

Posted by: WisRich at August 08, 2025 03:58 PM (G0vdT)

57 8 So Cockett is your basic black woman boss.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 08, 2025 03:43 PM (17s+e)

I've had one good black female boss, but I've had some really bad ones. My worst boss ever was a black woman (mercurial only begins to cover what working for her was like, and she drove many qualified people away and convinced others to take early retirement . I only became part of management because that way I never had to report to her again.

Conversely, I've had at least one really good black male boss/supervisor at almost every job I've ever held.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at August 08, 2025 03:58 PM (a/dOO)

58 Not surpirsingly, but when Kamala Harris was Attorney General of California, two of my friends worked in her office directly under her, and as I reported frequently during the run-up to the 2020 election, she was the EXACTb kind of boss that Jasmine Crockettnow is: Acoring to my friends' constant complaints, Kamala Harris was unbelievably rude, and lazy,and alwasy assigned all tasks to underlings, and spent most of the day working on her political careers andprimping in the mirror, rather than ever doj g any Attorney Generaling. She barked at staffers, fired them for trivial perceived microaggressions, had underlings arranged her personal dates and networking meetings, etc. Exactly like Crockett.

Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2025 03:58 PM (pMi6S)

59
90's Mystery lyrics:

/Jay commited suicide
Woah-oh
Brandon OD'd and died
Woah-oh
What the hell is going on?
The cruelest dream, reality

Posted by: Soothsayer is Mathin' like jazzy crockett at August 08, 2025 03:58 PM (8QFA/)

60 one of these days someone in the Democrat party is going to find their marbles
.....

and try to reinsert them through their ear.

Posted by: wth at August 08, 2025 03:58 PM (UjdFS)

61 Foul-mouthed ghetto cos-play by a spoiled suburbanite private school princess.

Posted by: Grayman27 at August 08, 2025 03:59 PM (gRqLE)

62 Hmmm. Sounds just like Kamala!

Posted by: RobertM at August 08, 2025 03:59 PM (btIS/)

63 If Barky had a son he probably would be a crack addict

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2025 03:59 PM (+qU29)

64 Belligerently Ignorant. Virtually Impossible for any sane person to be around.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 08, 2025 03:59 PM (DenDI)

65 There's only one person on that stage that matters.

Where's Joe?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 04:00 PM (viF8m)

66 Kamala's ex-staff must be looking for work. They should be used to this kind of boss.

Willie Brown's staff is unavailable for comment.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 08, 2025 04:00 PM (MZ+PY)

67 59
90's Mystery lyrics:

/Jay commited suicide
Woah-oh
Brandon OD'd and died
Woah-oh
What the hell is going on?
The cruelest dream, reality
Posted by: Soothsayer is Mathin' like jazzy crockett at August 08, 2025 03:58 PM (8QFA/)

Offspring - The Kids Aren't Alright

Posted by: Have that CD somewhere at August 08, 2025 04:00 PM (KOE6H)

68
Is This Something?

Oriental girls in a metal band. Well, semi-metal.

They call themselves "Babymetal."

Posted by: Soothsayer is Mathin' like jazzy crockett at August 08, 2025 04:01 PM (8QFA/)

69
RIP Jim Lovell, Apollo 13 mission commander. He should've been a Moonwalker, but fate denied him.

When and if we get to the Moon again, some of his shoes need to be taken, and the prints made in the lunar soil.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 08, 2025 04:01 PM (w6EFb)

70 31 How do these people keep getting elected?
Posted by: Ann at August 08, 2025 03:41 PM (4neFu)

Remember how this whole thing is based around Gerrymandering, and the reason Crocket is so cross is because her district is so contorted the only basis for validity is that it can be considered "aesthetically pleasing"?
Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 03:48 PM (rbvCR)

Not only is her district contorted, the top 5 professions in her district (South Dallas) are
1) Dealer
2) Pimp
3) Ho
4) long term SSI disability.
5) hanging out behind the Home Depot looking for day work

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 08, 2025 04:01 PM (uWKK8)

71
Lovell was also the CM pilot on Apollo 8.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 08, 2025 04:02 PM (w6EFb)

72 60 one of these days someone in the Democrat party is going to find their marbles
.....
and try to reinsert them through their ear.
Posted by: wth at August 08, 2025 03:58 PM (UjdFS)

Someone named Ben Wa said they'll aim a couple feet lower.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 08, 2025 04:02 PM (uWKK8)

73
Why do I think Ace posted Babymetal before?

Did he?

Posted by: Soothsayer is Mathin' like jazzy crockett at August 08, 2025 04:03 PM (FYE/g)

74 >>> Is This Something?

Oriental girls in a metal band. Well, semi-metal.

They call themselves "Babymetal."
Posted by: Soothsayer is Mathin' like jazzy crockett at August 08, 2025 04:01 PM (8QFA/)


It was something about a decade ago or so.

Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at August 08, 2025 04:03 PM (cduTK)

75 You thought Groot, Fani an Maxine were bad.
Topped by the crazed Illinois mayor Henyard
And a long comes Jasmine
Next up Cannibal Woman

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 08, 2025 04:03 PM (O8bOp)

76 Trump on FoxNews now.

Another Peace Deal. Armenia and Azerbaijan.

Remember, all Nobel Peace Prizes shpukd be melted down and turned into urinals.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 17.7% at August 08, 2025 04:03 PM (jvJvP)

77 Wow! She really had me fooled.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 04:03 PM (i24o9)

78 >>> Why do I think Ace posted Babymetal before?

Did he?
Posted by: Soothsayer is Mathin' like jazzy crockett at August 08, 2025 04:03 PM (FYE/g)


It's been ONT'ed I think at least.

Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at August 08, 2025 04:04 PM (cduTK)

79 'All diva, no wow'
_______

A shamwow.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 08, 2025 04:04 PM (XvL8K)

80 Just boohoo whinin' and cryin' that she doesn't get to be the Star.

----------------

Lone Star Dear?

Lone Star Bore?

Lone Star Boar?

* cues Marilyn McCoo & Billy Davis Jr. *

"You don't have to be a star, baby ...
To be a Pig Hoe."

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 08, 2025 04:04 PM (z/usA)

81
more 90's mystery lyrics:

/There's pigeons down on Market Square
She's standin' in her underwear
Lookin' down from a hotel room
The nightfall will be comin' soon

Posted by: Soothsayer is Mathin' like jazzy crockett at August 08, 2025 04:04 PM (yf0Cr)

82 Is This Something?

Oriental girls in a metal band. Well, semi-metal.

They call themselves "Babymetal."
Posted by: Soothsayer is Mathin' like jazzy crockett at August 08, 2025 04:01 PM (8QFA/)

---

Band Maid is better, and they play their own instruments.

Posted by: Darth Randall at August 08, 2025 04:06 PM (f1kZG)

83 There's an entire cadre of "new" Democrats that epitomize Crockett. Sandy Cortez being a prime, and early example of these rabble rousers. The Democrat party is slowly sliding into a morass of generally very stupid, stage managed politicos that are doing the deep state's bidding.

Perhaps an unseen issue for the deep state is how totally unserious they are and how unlikeable they are.

Taking advantage of this now, is the smart play. They are mouthy, neutered wretches with a script and not much else. But remember, the goal is to put them in positions of power, much as *biden was, with a megaphone and a script.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 08, 2025 04:06 PM (Q4IgG)

84 Wonder why she's still got a "staff" if she such a bitch.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 08, 2025 03:45 PM (Q4IgG)

Once they are in the system, they can "monkey-branch" to anyone else's staff if they play their cards right.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 08, 2025 04:06 PM (8avO+)

85 more 90's mystery lyrics:

/There's pigeons down on Market Square
She's standin' in her underwear
Lookin' down from a hotel room
The nightfall will be comin' soon
Posted by: Soothsayer is Mathin' like jazzy crockett at August 08, 2025 04:04 PM (yf0Cr)

Tom Petty - Mary Jane's Last Dance

Posted by: That's an easy one at August 08, 2025 04:07 PM (KOE6H)

86 Question borne of ignorance...

Do Representatives hire their own staff? Do they get them from a central pool?

Because gotta say, if she hires them herself then she's going to be without staffers in pretty short order.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 08, 2025 04:07 PM (jH5TK)

87 the late Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D-Texas), long called the Capitol's toughest boss "Houston voters' dumbest mistake"

i dun fixed it

Posted by: gKWVE at August 08, 2025 04:07 PM (sDWtc)

88 >>>They call themselves "Babymetal."

Their new album came out this week. Has a few bangers on it, if you're into metal.

Posted by: brak at August 08, 2025 04:08 PM (jGJov)

89 Is that dude one of those MAGA black guys with they hat?

Posted by: Reforger at August 08, 2025 04:08 PM (h5TUr)

90 84 Wonder why she's still got a "staff" if she such a bitch.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 08, 2025 03:45 PM (Q4IgG)

Once they are in the system, they can "monkey-branch" to anyone else's staff if they play their cards right.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 08, 2025 04:06 PM (8avO+)

"Congressional Staffer" looks great on a resume regardless of whose staff you, uh, staffed.

Posted by: Those DC feelings again at August 08, 2025 04:08 PM (KOE6H)

91 Another Peace Deal. Armenia and Azerbaijan.

Remember, all Nobel Peace Prizes shpukd be melted down and turned into urinals.
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 17.7% at August 08, 2025 04:03 PM (jvJvP)


Wow, this one was something. I had an opportunity to be in Azerbaijan a few years ago. There is no love lost between the two, and an official government museum details just how many atrocities the Armenians have committed against the Azerbaijanis (with of course no recognition of any reprisals or acts of aggression that may have sparked Armenia's actions.)

While not as large of some other peace deals, this is really an impressive win.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at August 08, 2025 04:08 PM (a/dOO)

92 It's an act.
She says bad things about Trump, but secretly she just wants to date him.

Posted by: wth at August 08, 2025 04:08 PM (UjdFS)

93 as mangacore grrl rockers go, Shonen Knife is still my jam

Posted by: gKWVE at August 08, 2025 04:08 PM (sDWtc)

94
I'm into oriental chicks.

Posted by: Soothsayer is Mathin' like jazzy crockett at August 08, 2025 04:09 PM (IDWIq)

95 Surely Hillary has more than that.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at August 08, 2025 03:50 PM (VnChe)

Hillary was Secretary of State. Many more accents needed for those international meetings. Mamdani just has the 5 boroughs to worry about.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 08, 2025 04:09 PM (MZ+PY)

96
Trump on FoxNews now.

Another Peace Deal. Armenia and Azerbaijan.


Is he working his way down the alphabet?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 08, 2025 04:09 PM (63Dwl)

97 Trump on FoxNews now.

Another Peace Deal. Armenia and Azerbaijan.

Remember, all Nobel Peace Prizes should be melted down and turned into urinals.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 17.7% at August 08, 2025 04:03 PM (jvJvP)

-----------------

If he does Zambia and Zimbabwe next (forget it, I'm rollin' ...):

Trump 2028 -- Bringing Peace To The World From A To Z!

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 08, 2025 04:10 PM (9rvdq)

98 That's a funny article.

Driving Miss Crockett.

I hope her driver next week is the one she pushed over the edge who decides to end it all.


Whoa, the CBC is NOT covering President Trumps's Peace Deal. I shoukd check in with Kos and see their thoughts on the matter.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 17.7% at August 08, 2025 04:10 PM (jvJvP)

99 as mangacore grrl rockers go, Shonen Knife is still my jam
Posted by: gKWVE at August 08, 2025 04:08 PM (sDWtc)

Damn you're old.

Posted by: And so am I at August 08, 2025 04:10 PM (KOE6H)

100 Spoiler Alert: she’ll win 80% of the vote in 2026.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 08, 2025 03:57 PM (AiNp4)

doubtful unless her district is in the deep inner city somewhere. And if it was crazy gerrymandered, it wasn't.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 08, 2025 04:10 PM (8avO+)

101 Ace:

But you know how the main act always goes last? You can have opening acts and middle acts but the band that closes the night is the big draw.

Well, Jasmine Ratchet was determined that she would be the Closer, the Star...

But she kept insisting she was the closer and no one could speak after her.


I have long made this observation in regards to the "Progressive Stack," which is a prioritized list of which minority groups are given the privilege of speaking first at any leftist gathering, while whites and straights and men etc. are told to shut up. The white liberal who impose the progressive stack tell the minority members that this makes thekm the star of the show that it gives them the first word, that it deservedly humiliates the white people, etc. And the minorities all for it -- "Step aside, let me speak -- all y'all shut up!" to the delight of crowd.

But of course as Ace notes ,this is all a trick by sneaky whites to outwit the bozo minorities, who don't realize that by speaking first, they are the irrelevant "opening act," leaving the whites to come and close the show as the stars and main attraction.

Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2025 04:10 PM (pMi6S)

102 Ok, this is funnier than the previous link I had with Baby Crockett. Baby Trump and Pocahontas, plus other cameos.

https://youtu.be/6mmwjDXHiAc

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 04:11 PM (Dv3i1)

103 "No, no, we done. We done."

Thus speaketh the West County St Louis girl, private-schooled at country day this and counry day that, 50K a year, from first grade."

Now a carpet-baggin' 'hood wench, an act of course.

Posted by: M. Gaga at August 08, 2025 04:12 PM (eSXzK)

104 You're Not Going to Believe This, But Jasmine Ratchet Turns Out to Be a Self-Obsessed Narcissist Who's a Nightmare to Work For
---
Huh. I can relate, working for one of those myself.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 08, 2025 04:12 PM (IBQGV)

105 94
I'm into oriental chicks.
Posted by: Soothsayer is Mathin' like jazzy crockett at August 08, 2025 04:09 PM (IDWIq)

I want to be....


Kripke on the Big Bang Theory; "I'm just sitting here wondering if I'll ever have someone to share my life with. Preferably asain, 18 to 24. No fatties."

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 17.7% at August 08, 2025 04:12 PM (jvJvP)

106 Why aren't black women likeable any more? I can't think of any black woman who is not insufferable. Phylicia Rashad, maybe?

Where have you gone Aunt Jemima
A nation turns its
Lonely eye to you
Woo woo woo.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 08, 2025 04:12 PM (wBaIH)

107 I'm into oriental chicks.

Posted by: Soothsayer is Mathin' like jazzy crockett at August 08, 2025 04:09 PM (IDWIq)

---------------

At what age do they start laying eggs?

/

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 08, 2025 04:12 PM (9rvdq)

108 Does she wear a wig for fashion or cooties. Discuss.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 08, 2025 04:12 PM (gm9Sb)

109 So Jasmine is a black woman wearing blackface?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at August 08, 2025 04:12 PM (kTd/k)

110 Trump on FoxNews now.

Another Peace Deal. Armenia and Azerbaijan.

Remember, all Nobel Peace Prizes should be melted down and turned into urinals.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 17.7% at August 08, 2025 04:03 PM (jvJvP)

-----------------

If he does Zambia and Zimbabwe next (forget it, I'm rollin' ...):

Trump 2028 -- Bringing Peace To The World From A To Z!
Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 08, 2025 04:10 PM (9rvdq)

Another Neocon "hurts Russia" special color revolution fiasco. Once Armenia broke their protective relation with Russia the neighbors were able to start slicing parts out of the country with impunity.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 08, 2025 04:13 PM (8avO+)

111 >>Spoiler Alert: she’ll win 80% of the vote in 2026.

Bigger spoiler alert.

One of the districts Democrats are going to lose in Texas' redistricting is Crockett's.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 04:13 PM (viF8m)

112
Ace needs to update this post with the breaking Boo Hoo Whinin & Cryin:

https://is.gd/5OPHcV

She pulled the Race Card on her own staffers!

Posted by: Soothsayer is Mathin' like jazzy crockett at August 08, 2025 04:13 PM (T/HuS)

113 So Jasmine is a black woman wearing blackface?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at August 08, 2025 04:12 PM (kTd/k)

She's a modern carpetbagger. She's from Missouri.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 08, 2025 04:13 PM (8avO+)

114 I just don't believe it.

/sarc

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 08, 2025 04:14 PM (ZmEVT)

115 104 You're Not Going to Believe This, But Jasmine Ratchet Turns Out to Be a Self-Obsessed Narcissist Who's a Nightmare to Work For
---
Huh. I can relate, working for one of those myself.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 08, 2025 04:12 PM (IBQGV)

There's an awful lot of that going around. It's why I no longer believe in meritocracy.

Posted by: Competence? Managerial acumen? Pffft. at August 08, 2025 04:15 PM (KOE6H)

116 Is This Something?

Oriental girls in a metal band. Well, semi-metal.

They call themselves "Babymetal."

Posted by: Soothsayer is Mathin' like jazzy crockett at August 08, 2025 04:01 PM (8QFA/)

Oriental chick metal bands are definitely a thing. Some are good, some are shit, but they're out there. This is one of the better ones, drummer is great.

https://tinyurl.com/yjsff2hk

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 08, 2025 04:15 PM (snZF9)

117 "No, no, we done. We done."

Thus speaketh the West County St Louis girl, private-schooled at country day this and counry day that, 50K a year, from first grade."

Now a carpet-baggin' 'hood wench, an act of course.
Posted by: M. Gaga at August 08, 2025 04:12 PM (eSXzK)

I went to college at Wash U in that area. Very wealthy population there.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 08, 2025 04:16 PM (8avO+)

118 93 as mangacore grrl rockers go, Shonen Knife is still my jam
Posted by: gKWVE at August 08, 2025 04:08 PM (sDWtc)

====

Here you go:

https://is.gd/JO0m0x

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 08, 2025 04:16 PM (PiwSw)

119 regardless of whose staff you, uh, staffed."

I'm not going near anyone's staff...

Posted by: man at August 08, 2025 04:17 PM (EEa/W)

120 I always thought Alan Shepard was a Grade A dickhead for bumping everybody and scheduling himself as a commander on the next available launch. He had 15 minutes space under his belt and hadn’t trained for 9 years.

He scheduled himself for Apollo 13, even management balked on that, decided he needed more time to train. That’s how Lovell ended up on Apollo 13

It was more complicated than that of course, but that’s the gist of it. The crew assignment was a bewildering mix of Deke Slayton, and yes, fate. Lots of fatal crashes mixed up the crew order. Mike Collins bone spur. Don’t piss Chris Kraft off either.

Gordon Cooper got hosed, and Don Eisles I think. And then the dickheads in congress and Nixon cancelled 18, 19, and 20. Fred Haise should have been a moonwalker too. Real great guy.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 08, 2025 04:18 PM (gJ7RS)

121 Her staff has to go out and rent a car for her. Just has to be an Escalade. Spinner rims, padded vinyl, chrome chain steering wheel, blacked out glass, leopard upholstery.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 08, 2025 04:20 PM (gm9Sb)

122 Spastic-ciba~!

@LeadingReport 2m
BREAKING: Putin tells US he will halt war in exchange for Eastern Ukraine, per WSJ.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 08, 2025 04:20 PM (mlg/3)

123 Question borne of ignorance...

Do Representatives hire their own staff? Do they get them from a central pool?

Because gotta say, if she hires them herself then she's going to be without staffers in pretty short order.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 08, 2025 04:07 PM (jH5TK)

They are not assigned. There is an unofficial pool I'm sure that can be drawn from to help with the insider knowledge. Plus you can bring along some locals from your district

Posted by: Oldcat at August 08, 2025 04:20 PM (8avO+)

124 If Crockett was found, slashed, in her Escalade outside the Capitol one day, would anyone care?

A true measurement of your political status.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 08, 2025 04:21 PM (Q4IgG)

125 One thing I agree with the ghetto crowd about: I think Escalades look spiffy.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at August 08, 2025 04:22 PM (0I+GC)

126 Whoa!

CBC is covering the Peace Deal.

Maybe they aren't the useless subhuman pieces of journalistic crap I know they are.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 17.7% at August 08, 2025 04:22 PM (jvJvP)

127 Spastic-ciba~!

@LeadingReport 2m
BREAKING: Putin tells US he will halt war in exchange for Eastern Ukraine, per WSJ.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 08, 2025 04:20 PM (mlg/3)

The EU, Ukraine, and UK threw their last wrench when they scuppered the peace plan. Time for the big boys to settle it.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 08, 2025 04:22 PM (8avO+)

128 My Democrat Armenian heritage girlfriend who I convinced to vote for Trump is now in love with Trump, and her vote.

Posted by: Redenzo at August 08, 2025 04:22 PM (kBlJC)

129 >>>BREAKING: Putin tells US he will halt war in exchange for Eastern Ukraine, per WSJ

Zelensky says no sale, send money

Posted by: brak at August 08, 2025 04:22 PM (jGJov)

130 >>BREAKING: Putin tells US he will halt war in exchange for Eastern Ukraine, per WSJ.

shocker

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 04:22 PM (viF8m)

131 124 If Crockett was found, slashed, in her Escalade outside the Capitol one day, would anyone care?

A true measurement of your political status.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 08, 2025 04:21 PM (Q4IgG)

Corollary:

If you snitch on a Clinton, can you or can you not expect to wake up in the morning?

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 08, 2025 04:22 PM (jH5TK)

132 So Jasmine is a black woman wearing blackface?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at August 08, 2025 04:12 PM (kTd/k)

She's a modern carpetbagger. She's from Missouri.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 08, 2025 04:13 PM (8avO+)

Anything from Missouri has a taint about it.

Posted by: Grandma Sarah at August 08, 2025 04:23 PM (wVcYX)

133 Slashed is a bit violent. How about OD'd?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 04:23 PM (I1XLT)

134 >>>Anything from Missouri has a taint about it.

live there, can confirm

Posted by: brak at August 08, 2025 04:23 PM (jGJov)

135 I have been trying very hard to ignore Jazzy. After Texas redistricts Jazz will be gone ..The redistricting is a real thing

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 08, 2025 04:24 PM (VPPG8)

136 > They are not assigned. There is an unofficial pool I'm sure that can be drawn from to help with the insider knowledge. Plus you can bring along some locals from your district
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Many are "political science" majors or today's equivalent from the capitol city area or ivy league indoctrination centers, typically with well connected family tied into the incestuous political life there.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 08, 2025 04:24 PM (Q4IgG)

137 133 Slashed is a bit violent. How about OD'd?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 04:23 PM (I1XLT)

Ket's make it interesting.

Cannibalized.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 17.7% at August 08, 2025 04:24 PM (jvJvP)

138 This is probably just about every legislator.

If you've never bent down to huff your own farts and then threw out your back giving yourself oral because the smell of your own ass turned you on so much, Congress isn't the place for you.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 08, 2025 04:25 PM (eNLGh)

139 XXONMOBIL BEGINS PRODUCTION AT FOURTH OFFSHORE GUYANA PROJECT

Maduro will be terribly vexed

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 04:25 PM (I1XLT)

140 128
Actually she has tears running down her face.

Posted by: Redenzo at August 08, 2025 04:25 PM (kBlJC)

141 Missouri is the most beautiful state I've visited. I skipped any bad parts.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at August 08, 2025 04:25 PM (0I+GC)

142 I wonder if she is now having her staff find her another district in some other state where she can move to.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 08, 2025 04:25 PM (jH5TK)

143 Ran a search for Jasmine Crockett, congress and YT recommends this?

https://tinyurl.com/mt6pz8t7

Posted by: The More U Know..... at August 08, 2025 04:28 PM (smrJR)

144 I forget. Is Shelia Wighat On Too Tight Jackson Lee dead or am I thinking of someone else? Random thoughts.

Crocket sounds like a gem. One could say about pompous asses like her, "Give them enough rope..." But that would be both raciss and large Nigerian men would pop up out of the woodwork.

I still wonder if Jussie Smollet's (thanks to Dave Chappelle I am never sure what his name is) Nigerians were the wealthy princes who kept sending emails for money.

https://tinyurl.com/4s4px7xv

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 08, 2025 04:29 PM (6PCLE)

145 You're Not Going to Believe This, But Jasmine Ratchet Turns Out to Be a Self-Obsessed Narcissist Who's a Nightmare to Work For
====

I heard that too!
-Kamala

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 08, 2025 04:29 PM (JvZF+)

146 Is This Something?
Oriental girls in a metal band. Well, semi-metal.
They call themselves "Babymetal."
Posted by: Soothsayer

It was something about a decade ago or so.
Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream


They literally outgrew their shtick.

When they started, the girls were 10-12 years old, thus "baby" metal. Now they're in their 20s.

Japan has a ton of female-fronted or all-female metal bands.

Band Maid (mentioned above), Aldious, Blood Stain Child, Bridear, Broken by the Scream, Candye Syrup, Hagane, Lonesome Blue, Lovebites, Mary's Blood, Necronomidol, Nemophila, Passcode, STMLT, Trident, Unlucky Morpheus, Yuzukingdom.....

Passcode, BbtS, and Candye Syrup are probably the closest to Babymetal, since they include some of the "idol group" stuff in their music.

I think Nemophila, BandMaid, Trident, and Unlucky Morpheus are probably the best of that bunch.

https://youtu.be/HFnEYhbEAqg

Posted by: mikeski at August 08, 2025 04:29 PM (DgGvY)

147 Missouri is the most beautiful state I've visited.


Da Fuuuuuuq!!!!

Posted by: Montana, Alaska, Wyoming at August 08, 2025 04:29 PM (AiNp4)

148
people don't know how big Gutfeld going on The Tonight Show is

The "Cancel Culture" wall was shattered, last night.
Fallon delivered a death blow to the Cancel Pigs, and the Cancel Pigs know it. All their "power" is gone. Of course President Trump did all the heavy lifting for this moment to happen, but credit to Jimmy Fallon for facilitating the death blow.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 08, 2025 04:29 PM (dTtZ7)

149 Well, my wounded computer is up and running on Win7. I swapped out the power supply, and blew out a lot of dust. Still won't boot on the Linux Mint 22 solid state drive. Will shut it down, move the SSD to a different SATA port, and try again.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2025 04:31 PM (fmXlM)

150 Does "eastern Ukraine" mean only what they currently hold in eastern Ukraine? Or does he want even more. I think he really wants Kharkov.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 08, 2025 04:31 PM (XvL8K)

151 There are indy-rock and punk and metal and etc. jpop bands by the thousands dating back to the '90s. Mst are unknown to Americans but for a decade or two they had a huge flowering music scene, Japan's equivalent of the 1960s in the US and UK. The height if the creative explosion was about 1995 to about 2005. Shonen Knife and the few other bands that entered US consciousness were just the tippiest tip of the iceberg.

Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2025 04:32 PM (pMi6S)

152 I forget. Is Shelia Wighat On Too Tight Jackson Lee dead or am I thinking of someone else?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 08, 2025 04:29 PM (6PCLE)

She daid.

Posted by: Grandma Sarah at August 08, 2025 04:32 PM (wVcYX)

153 129 >>>BREAKING: Putin tells US he will halt war in exchange for Eastern Ukraine, per WSJ

Zelensky says no sale, send money

Posted by: brak at August 08, 2025 04:22 PM (jGJov)
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Zelensky loses a lot of money, influence, and protection if the war ends. I wonder how many 100's of millions he's stashed away for his rainy day fund.

Posted by: WisRich at August 08, 2025 04:32 PM (G0vdT)

154
Oh dear. Black women may get a reputation for diva behavior, an extraordinary sense of privilege and vinctiveness when thwarted.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 04:32 PM (kkTda)

155 Nood. Gainzzzz 'n' stuff.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2025 04:33 PM (kgE5c)

156 nood

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at August 08, 2025 04:33 PM (0I+GC)

157 "She expects her staff to drive her around while she's in the back seat," they added, calling it a "power play" akin to "treating the staffer like an Uber driver."


Akin to massa making Kunte Kinte drive.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 04:33 PM (rqka2)

158 So if one called her late one night, as one might do, would Jasmine answer with a Hahverd accent?

Posted by: Still lurking up north, read some, don't comment much at August 08, 2025 04:37 PM (kTd/k)

159 @LeadingReport 2m
BREAKING: Putin tells US he will halt war in exchange for Eastern Ukraine, per WSJ.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 08, 2025 04:20 PM (mlg/3)
==
They've got it already, right?

Posted by: Black JEM at August 08, 2025 04:37 PM (GZYu7)

160 She's a modern carpetbagger. She's from Missouri.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 08, 2025 04:13 PM (8avO+)

Anything from Missouri has a taint about it.
Posted by: Grandma Sarah at August 08, 2025 04:23
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This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 08, 2025 04:38 PM (X7zFE)

161 You're Not Going to Believe This, But Jasmine Ratchet Turns Out to Be a Self-Obsessed Narcissist Who's a Nightmare to Work For
---
Huh. I can relate, working for one of those myself.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 08, 2025 04:12 PM (IBQGV)

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I THOUGHT that might be you, Squirrel!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel's Beautiful & Brilliant Boss at August 08, 2025 04:38 PM (bvYoE)

162 Life is too short to put up with people like Jasmine.
Two minutes of her and she wouldn't have to fire me, I would have already left.

Posted by: Case at August 08, 2025 04:38 PM (NnONT)

163 ------------

Zelensky loses a lot of money, influence, and protection if the war ends. I wonder how many 100's of millions he's stashed away for his rainy day fund.
Posted by: WisRich
----------------

If Trump can work a deal whereby Putin makes a profit the war is over.
The war will be over. Zelenski can best spend his time looking for a safe haven. That will be a difficult find.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 04:41 PM (I1XLT)

164 So if one called her late one night, as one might do, would Jasmine answer with a Hahverd accent?

Posted by: Still lurking up north, read some, don't comment much at August 08, 2025 04:37 PM (kTd/k)

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A regular Boston Terrier Brahmin.

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 08, 2025 04:41 PM (bvYoE)

165 The pro-Israel lobby group AIPAC is attacking Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) after she became the first Republican member of Congress to label Israel’s actions against the Palestinians in Gaza a genocide.
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One thing you can say; She goes her own way.
Guesting with Candice Owens?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 04:44 PM (I1XLT)

166 Greg Foreman is a national treasure. Dude is doing yeoman's work in influencing young blacks into the MAGA fold.

Posted by: Delurker at August 08, 2025 04:46 PM (NhiOW)

167 Zelenski can best spend his time looking for a safe haven. That will be a difficult find.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 04:41 PM (I1XLT)

-------------------

Drone Death-by-Polonium.

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 08, 2025 04:47 PM (h93kG)

168 Yeah, Beyonce isn't that black anymore

and her husband is uglier than hammered sin, so I don't know what happened there

anyway- what?

Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 04:48 PM (AOsQT)

169 she light, bright, damn near white

Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 04:49 PM (AOsQT)

170 Anything from Missouri has a taint about it.
Posted by: Grandma Sarah

Don't care much for Hoosiers either, ifn I recall

Posted by: MkY at August 08, 2025 04:49 PM (cPGH3)

171 The whole Hooterville world was drawn from Paul Henning's experiences spending summers in Missouri. His daughter Linda collected critters and ran around all tomboy like Elly May Clampett.

Posted by: Hooterville World Guardian at August 08, 2025 04:52 PM (G5+As)

172 I can relate, working for one of those myself.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 08, 2025 04:12 PM (IBQGV

That's why you should go to her boss and try to take her job. If she's gonna try to get rid of you, what do you have to lose?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 08, 2025 04:54 PM (tZ2BZ)

173 Another terrific young conservative influencer that I highly recommend is Angela Rose. Angela is a young Latina from Colorado, who started out just doing reaction videos but as her channel has grown and grown, she's now reporting from all over the country and the world. Just in the past month she's been in Mexico, France and the UK, all of it strictly grassroots, paid for by her supporters, and she's doing real journalism like we rarely see anymore. Plus, she's funny and easy on the eyes.

Posted by: Delurker at August 08, 2025 05:00 PM (NhiOW)

174 Jive turkey be jivin'?

Well, I never!

* heads for fainting ottoman *

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2025 05:28 PM (0sNs1)

175 Politics has always been a name recognition issue. George Washington being the most famous and popular person during our founding. The caliber of individual seeking office has decreased significantly.

Posted by: Unkaren at August 08, 2025 06:42 PM (VfH2q)

176 "Tanning is back. Only this time, it's not just about looking good -- it's about embracing an entire ideology."

So is going to the Dermotologist to have the skin cancers cut off.

Posted by: boynsea at August 08, 2025 08:03 PM (cx155)

Appeals Court Overrules Partisan Operative "Judge" Boasberg, Rebukes Him For "Overstepping His Authority" When He Presumed to Hold Trump In Criminal Contempt

Charlie Kirk
@charliekirk11

🚨BREAKING: The United States Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia just vacated radical activist Judge Boasberg's order holding the Trump admin in criminal contempt for deporting illegals using the Illegal Alien Enemies Act.

Boasberg embarassed. Deportations march on.

Two Trump judges overturned Boasberg's attempt to arrest Trump officials. One Obama judge dissented (of course).

The Trump judges found that Boasberg lacked authority to continue his judicial witchhunt. They also found him wrong on the legal merits. Boasberg is claiming that his ambiguous order should be read in a certain way, and by that reading, Trump officials acted in contempt. The judges on the Appeals panel found that the abiguous ruling could be read either of two different ways, and by one reading, the Trump Administration obeyed the order.

They also note that Boasberg is attempting to conjure a contempt charge out of the facts of a confusing and quickly-changing situation where the facts were unclear (as was his corrupt ruling).

Fox:


US appeals court blocks Trump contempt proceedings ordered by Boasberg
The 2-1 ruling in President Donald Trump's favor will likely go to the full court for review, or be appealed directly to the Supreme Court

The U.S. Court of Appeals for the D.C. Circuit ruled 2-1 Friday that U.S. District Judge James Boasberg cannot move forward with possible contempt proceedings against the Trump administration.

The case involves the administration's alleged violation of an emergency court order blocking the administration from using a 1798 law to summarily deport hundreds of Venezuelan migrants to El Salvador -- the latest in an evolving, high-stakes court clash that has played out for months in various courts.

Judges Gregory Katsas and Neomi Rao, two Trump appointees on the majority-Democrat bench, sided with the Trump administration Friday in blocking Boasberg's contempt motion from moving forward.

Judge Nina Pillard, an Obama appointee, dissented.

...

"The district court here was placed in an enormously difficult position," Katsas said Friday, writing for the majority.

"Faced with an emergency situation, it had to digest and rule upon novel and complex issues within a matter of hours. In that context, the court quite understandably issued a written order that contained some ambiguity."
...

"Regardless, the government's initial implementation of the proclamation clearly and indisputably was not criminal."

...

The long-awaited ruling comes months after Boasberg ruled that the court had found probable cause to move on criminal contempt proceedings after he issued a late-night temporary restraining order on March 15 blocking the Trump administration's use of the Alien Enemies Act to summarily deport certain migrants to El Salvador.

Boasberg had also ordered all migrants to be "immediately returned" to U.S. soil, which did not happen.

Despite the order, hundreds of migrants were deported to the Salvadorian prison, CECOT, in March, where they remained until late last month, when they were sent from the prison in El Salvador to Venezuela, as part of the prisoner exchange.

Although the opinion does not state this explicitly, the gist seems to be: Boasberg, you rushed to involve yourself in this matter without bothering to fully appreciate the facts or the law, and you wrote a sloppy, rushed opinion which was open to multiple interpretations. You can't pick and choose which parts of your ruling are "real" and you can't claim that your sloppy, ambiguous opinion only had one interpretation. It has multiple fair interpretations, and you probably could have cleaned it up to be enforceable if you weren't in such a mad partisan rush to Get Trump.


ulie Kelly 🇺🇸
@julie_kelly2

Jeb Boasberg needs to step down as chief judge.

He has embarrassed himself and inflicted a permanent (and well deserved I might add) black eye on the federal court system in our nation's capital.

Republicans in Washington must demand his resignation or pursue impeachment. Enough.

Posted by: Ace at 02:28 PM




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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)

2 @charliekirk11
🚨BREAKING: The United States Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia just vacated radical activist Judge Boasberg's order holding the Trump admin in criminal contempt for deporting illegals using the Illegal Alien Enemies Act.

Boasberg embarassed. Deportations march on.



Why is he still behind a bench?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)

3 Good.

Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 02:30 PM (jc0TO)

4 This is basically a rebellion against HRM, King Boasberg, Last of his name (hopefully).

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 08, 2025 02:31 PM (ExV1e)

5 You're out of order!

YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER!!!

Posted by: Judge Boasberg at August 08, 2025 02:31 PM (/HI9S)

6 "Appeals Court Voids Partisan Operative "Judge" Boasberg"

They voided the judge himself, bodily? I'd buy that for a dollar!

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at August 08, 2025 02:31 PM (0I+GC)

7 >>>Republicans in Washington must demand his resignation or pursue impeachment. Enough.

Good one. You almost had me there.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 02:32 PM (i24o9)

8 Fare lefties ordering Boasberg candles and action figures?

Posted by: steevy at August 08, 2025 02:32 PM (YwEeS)

9 Boasberg embarassed. Deportations march on.


Why is he still behind a bench?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)

He should be behind bars

Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2025 02:32 PM (VE6XX)

10 During the hearing, Boasberg tells them not to bother writing down his order, he will issue a written order shortly. Then he declares them in contempt for not following his verbal order!

Posted by: MikeN at August 08, 2025 02:32 PM (HVZOH)

11 Why is he still behind a bench?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)


He has superglued himself to it, to keep from being dragged off like a climate protester.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 02:32 PM (rbvCR)

12 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: That Guy who sonorously intones "Nothing will happen." at August 08, 2025 02:33 PM (0sNs1)

13 Boom! Down goes da judge!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 02:33 PM (rqka2)

14 and so it continues

Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's continuing at August 08, 2025 02:34 PM (jc0TO)

15 Pontiac GTO Judge > Judge Boasberg

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

16 GET THOSE ALIENS BACK IN HERE
TURN THOSE PLANES AROUND!!!

Posted by: Judge Boasberg at August 08, 2025 02:34 PM (/HI9S)

17 I'm always interested in the reasoning in the dissent. Maybe the editors of the Fox News article didn't want to embarrass the Obama appointee, Judge Nina Pillard, being too difficult to summarize into a couple of sentences that made any sense.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 02:34 PM (Dv3i1)

18 Fare lefties ordering Boasberg candles and action figures?
Posted by: steevy


Like those saints candles at Walmart.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 02:34 PM (rqka2)

19 Why is he still behind a bench?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)

He should be impeached. Even without the votes to remove him, he should be dragged through the process. He's gives the judiciary a bad name.

Posted by: Ann at August 08, 2025 02:34 PM (4neFu)

20 US District Clown Judge Bozoberg needs to have full DOJ figurative (and maybe literal) Proctological Exam of every aspect of his so-called life to see where the bodies of the little boys are buried.

Posted by: ShainS at August 08, 2025 02:34 PM (Yw8Ag)

21 Who run bartertown?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 02:34 PM (zZu0s)

22 I'm always interested in the reasoning in the dissent. Maybe the editors of the Fox News article didn't want to embarrass the Obama appointee, Judge Nina Pillard, being too difficult to summarize into a couple of sentences that made any sense.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 02:34 PM (Dv3i1)



"What, me worry?"

- - - - - - Justice Affimative Action Jackson

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

23 This yahoo should be removed from the bench for this shit.

Can the Supreme Court ask Congress to remove a federal judge? Is that a thing that could happen?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 08, 2025 02:35 PM (2J/Lj)

24 You're out of order!

YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER!!!
Posted by: Judge Boasberg at August 08, 2025 02:31 PM


Whew! We first thought you said "out of odor"!

Posted by: Penguins of the World at August 08, 2025 02:35 PM (0sNs1)

25 8 Fare lefties ordering Boasberg candles and action figures?
Posted by: steevy at August 08, 2025 02:32 PM (YwEeS)

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I'll buy one if it has the Raiders of the Lost Ark melting face effect.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2025 02:35 PM (/HI9S)

26 Boasberg will just assign himself another Trump case. Issuing TRO is like crack to these loons.

Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 02:35 PM (jc0TO)

27 The District Court ruling is in contempt - Judge Boas not learning a thing

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 08, 2025 02:36 PM (eadC4)

28 Just a reminder that Congress really needs to get moving on filling all those empty judgeships. I haven't heard anything about that.

Posted by: Moonbeam at August 08, 2025 02:36 PM (rbKZ6)

29 Boasberg was also one of the FISA judges during Operation Hurricane.

Posted by: Reforger at August 08, 2025 02:36 PM (h5TUr)

30 "The district court here was placed in an enormously difficult position,"

Cry me a river.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at August 08, 2025 02:36 PM (0I+GC)

31
Like those saints candles at Walmart.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 02:34 PM (rqka2)



Who could ever forget.......


https://is.gd/RUtFzm

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)

32 Boasberg voided himself? Good thing he was wearing a black robe!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 02:36 PM (2FwlN)

33 CECOT shows the way.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 08, 2025 02:36 PM (XMwZJ)

34
* winces for even writing this *

Taurus Judge >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Judge Boasberg

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2025 02:37 PM (0sNs1)

35 Isn't Boasberg already under investigation for something? A bar complaint?

Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 02:37 PM (jc0TO)

36 This warmed up cadaver of a judge looks like Alexandre de Moraes to me, and likely smells the same

Posted by: gKWVE at August 08, 2025 02:37 PM (sDWtc)

37 I will celebrate this small victory today.

And wait for another lunatic judge to make a partisan ruling tomorrow.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 08, 2025 02:37 PM (6ydKt)

38 The D.C. Court of Appeals is hereby found to be in contempt of my court and will be charged as accessories after the fact. The Supreme Court would do well to pay heed and respec mah authoritah!

Also, which one of you stole my strawberries?

Posted by: Judge Boasberg at August 08, 2025 02:37 PM (M0V4/)

39 Wikipedia -
Cornelia Thayer Livingston Pillard (born March 4, 1961), known professionally as Nina Pillard, is an American lawyer and jurist serving since 2013 as a U.S. circuit judge of the United States Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia Circuit. Before becoming a judge, Pillard was a law professor at Georgetown University.

She was confirmed by a 51–44 vote, with her detractors labeling her as one of the most liberal nominees to the federal bench in decades. Pillard has been compared to Ruth Bader Ginsburg for her civil rights advocacy, and has been mentioned as a possible Supreme Court nominee.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 02:37 PM (Dv3i1)

40 Judge Assberg's criminal contempt order was so batshit crazy insane that there shouldn't be a judge in the country who can defend it. Yet out of the three appeals judges hearing this, one of them was totes OK with the insane order. Of course it was a DEI fucknugget Obama judge. That's how close Trump came to losing this appeal. Madness.

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 02:37 PM (iFTx/)

41 Can the Supreme Court ask Congress to remove a federal judge? Is that a thing that could happen?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 08, 2025 02:35 PM (2J/Lj)

I guess they could make a point of fast-tracking every thing the guy does for an immediate pee pee smack. Force their hands a bit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 02:37 PM (pERWT)

42 Just a reminder that Congress really needs to get moving on filling all those empty judgeships. I haven't heard anything about that.
Posted by: Moonbeam at August 08, 2025 02:36 PM


Because they are on vacation for the the month of August.

Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 02:37 PM (jc0TO)

43 Boasberg will remain because the GOP will likely need him to stop some other Trump initiative that threatens their grift in one way or another.

It's a check they can use to stymie Trump.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 08, 2025 02:37 PM (Q4IgG)

44 >>>During the hearing, Boasberg tells them not to bother writing down his order, he will issue a written order shortly. Then he declares them in contempt for not following his verbal order!

yeah I was just reading the opinion about that. He gives conflicting orders, one of which is verbal and cannot be enforced as a TRO because they must be written, and then hasl Trump guess which order is the "real" one.

Posted by: ace at August 08, 2025 02:38 PM (KRtlO)

45 Just a reminder that Congress really needs to get moving on filling all those empty judgeships. I haven't heard anything about that.
Posted by: Moonbeam at August 08, 2025 02:36 PM


And hopefully you won't.

Posted by: Thune and The GOPe at August 08, 2025 02:38 PM (0sNs1)

46 The TROs don’t do much: they are only temporary restraining orders after all. They are being mostly ignored.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 02:38 PM (2FwlN)

47 Boasberg looks like some guy drew Christopher Lloyd's face on the tip of his dick.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 08, 2025 02:38 PM (eNLGh)

48 You're out of order!

YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER!!!


I'm out of order???? You're out of order. THIS WHOLE COURT IS OUT OF ORDER!!!!

Posted by: Judge Boasberg at August 08, 2025 02:38 PM (Riz8t)

49 42-Because they are on vacation for the the month of August.
Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 02:37 PM

I'm talking about since January.

Posted by: Moonbeam at August 08, 2025 02:39 PM (rbKZ6)

50 47 Ha!

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at August 08, 2025 02:39 PM (0I+GC)

51 Boasberg looks like some guy drew Christopher Lloyd's face on the tip of his dick.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 08, 2025 02:38 PM (eNLGh)



HA!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

52 Maybe the editors of the Fox News article didn't want to embarrass the Obama appointee, Judge Nina Pillard, being too difficult to summarize into a couple of sentences that made any sense.
Posted by: Chuck Martel


Way too much legalesin' goin' on here.

Posted by: Judge Pillard at August 08, 2025 02:40 PM (M0V4/)

53 The TROs don’t do much: they are only temporary restraining orders after all. They are being mostly ignored.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 02:38 PM


I don't think that Trump has ignored a single order.

His Administration has been quite forthright.

Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 02:40 PM (jc0TO)

54 https://is.gd/RUtFzm
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


Soy wax for a soy boi.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 02:40 PM (rqka2)

55 He should be impeached. Even without the votes to remove him, he should be dragged through the process. He's gives the judiciary a bad name.
Posted by: Ann at August 08, 2025 02:34 PM (4neFu)


He supposedly had been part of a judicial group advocating for "Resistance" to Trumps unlawful behavior prior to Trump saying boo to anyone.
Sounds like conspiracy to me.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 02:40 PM (rbvCR)

56 She was confirmed by a >>> 51–44 vote,
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 02:37 PM (Dv3i1)

So she's one of the judges Harry Reid broke the filibuster rule to get on the bench.

Posted by: Reforger at August 08, 2025 02:40 PM (h5TUr)

57 Boasberg needs to be fingering ball bearings as he mutters about proving “with mathematical logic” about who stole his strawberries!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 02:41 PM (2FwlN)

58 Boasberg needs to be fingering ball bearings as he mutters about proving “with mathematical logic” about who stole his strawberries!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 02:41 PM (2FwlN)



He needs to be kicked in the twig'n'berries, repeatedly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

59 Ha!
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at August 08, 2025 02:39 PM

===

HA!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 02:40 PM


Ha!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at August 08, 2025 02:42 PM (0sNs1)

60 Boasberg looks like some guy drew Christopher Lloyd's face on the tip of his dick.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 08, 2025 02:38 PM (eNLGh)
_______

"Fuck you!"

-- Christopher Lloyd

"Yea, you tell 'em!"

-- The dick

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 02:42 PM (iFTx/)

61 I don't think that Trump has ignored a single order.

His Administration has been quite forthright.
Posted by: toby928

That's how you know he's a fascist.

Posted by: Democrat Underground at August 08, 2025 02:42 PM (M0V4/)

62 It also ordered him to cease and desist issuing his contempts

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What happens when he fails to comply and is not impeached & removed?

Posted by: ShainS at August 08, 2025 02:43 PM (Yw8Ag)

63 I'd like to see Boasberg crucified in a row of crosses along the reflecting pool at the Washington monument, along with Willis, James, Brennan, Mueller, the whole lot. But I'll settle for imprisonment.

Posted by: Stupid killjoy 8th amendment at August 08, 2025 02:43 PM (KOE6H)

64
Boasberg embarassed.

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Does that ever actually happen?

I don't see how he could continue his communist monkeyshines if he were capable of embarrassment.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 08, 2025 02:44 PM (uz6ub)

65 29 Boasberg was also one of the FISA judges during Operation Hurricane.

Posted by: Reforger at August 08, 2025 02:36 PM (h5TUr)

Yup. That alone should be reason enough to look in to him with a fine-toothed comb...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 08, 2025 02:44 PM (ynpvh)

66 Boasberg crucified in a row of crosses along the reflecting pool at the Washington monument, along with Willis, James, Brennan, Mueller, the whole lot

Always look on the briiiiight side of life

Posted by: gKWVE at August 08, 2025 02:44 PM (sDWtc)

67 I don't think that Trump has ignored a single order.

His Administration has been quite forthright.
Posted by: toby928

That's how you know he's a fascist.
Posted by: Democrat Underground at August 08, 2025 02:42 PM (M0V4/)

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And here I was voting for Hitler ... Worst. Hitler. Evah!

Posted by: ShainS at August 08, 2025 02:44 PM (Yw8Ag)

68 Boasburg don't care. Boasburg has a mission.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 08, 2025 02:44 PM (WHfpM)

69 This penis in a robe was involved in illegal fbi wiretapping.

Posted by: It's telling at August 08, 2025 02:44 PM (1y5L5)

70 I'd like to see Boasberg crucified in a row of crosses along the reflecting pool at the Washington monument, along with Willis, James, Brennan, Mueller, the whole lot. But I'll settle for imprisonment.
Posted by: Stupid killjoy 8th amendment at August 08, 2025 02:43 PM


What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: James Comey at August 08, 2025 02:44 PM (0sNs1)

71 This penis in a robe was involved in illegal fbi wiretapping.
Posted by: It's telling at August 08, 2025 02:44 PM (1y5L5)



There is no law only Zuul.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)

72 The 2 judges who in favor of Trump were appointed by him!How the hell do we not have a rule yet that judges have to recuse themselves from cases involving the administration or person who appointed them? Its well known Trump looks for loyalty to him above other factors when making appointments, to the point that he cut the national bar associating out of the judicial vetting processing because they were rating so many of his nominees as unqualified.

and so it begins. checks and balances be damned. The courts aren't going to save us. (From The Bulwark subreddit lol!)

Dang, a 50 page dissent? This *really* pissed off Pillard. And understandably so. I'd still like to see the section of the Constitution that says the executive branch can just do whatever they want.

Judge Rao making domestic immigration policy a "foreign affair" is just the kind of mental gymnastics that only someone devoid of intelligence would come up with. It's giving powers to the executvie that doesn't exist.

So I guess the administration can completely disregard the courts with no punishment now? That's a terrible precedent to set.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 08, 2025 02:45 PM (ycI94)

73 The TROs claim of universal applicability is being ignored, just as Boasberg’s order to “Turn that plane around!” was ignored. Trump, and his administration, is being careful to follow the TROs in the districts where they apply, and to the letter of the law. Also, being temporary, they are soon enough ignored when they run out.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 02:46 PM (2FwlN)

74 Yup. That alone should be reason enough to look in to him with a fine-toothed comb...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 08, 2025 02:44 PM (ynpvh)

A coarse-toothed one would do just fine.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 08, 2025 02:46 PM (WHfpM)

75
There must be a way to punish judges for their overstepping their legal authority.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 08, 2025 02:46 PM (IifOV)

76 Not_Today_Satan.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 08, 2025 02:46 PM (wBaIH)

77 Judge Rao making domestic immigration policy a "foreign affair" is just the kind of mental gymnastics that only someone devoid of intelligence would come up with. It's giving powers to the executvie that doesn't exist.

===

🤣🤣🤣

the brain on that one!!

🤣😂🤣😂

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 02:46 PM (g47mK)

78 Boasberg embarassed.
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I'm not going to believe in progressive shame until I see it.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 02:47 PM (krQz2)

79 When I was in the Military, if I gave an order that my Superiors thought was illegal or wrong... I'd get punished... if wrong enough, imprisoned.

When I worked IT, if I was wrong... I'd get fired. When I worked Medical IT, I could get sued, and with HIPAA maybe go to jail if wrong enough.

So, if a Judge is continuously wrong... ILLEGALLY wrong... what happens? Nada...

We need a mechanism to hold Judges accountable for being wrong, and allowing others to break the law.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2025 02:47 PM (mP0Kj)

80 domestic immigration policy !!11!! like when you immigrate from Indiana to Mississippi !

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 02:47 PM (g47mK)

81 African American who's a Texan takes down Jasmine Crockett in a excellent rant:

https://tinyurl.com/469pbe68

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2025 02:47 PM (2GCMq)

82 There must be a way to punish judges for their overstepping their legal authority.
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 08, 2025 02:46 PM (IifOV)

What we need is a "No Kings" protest.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 08, 2025 02:47 PM (WHfpM)

83 Lots of winning today eh

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at August 08, 2025 02:49 PM (GIcqz)

84 looks like some guy drew Christopher Lloyd's face on the tip of his dick.

That was this mornings art thread.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 08, 2025 02:49 PM (F75UF)

85 African American who's a Texan takes down Jasmine Crockett in a excellent rant:

https://tinyurl.com/469pbe68
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2025 02:47 PM (2GCMq)



Saw that. Love it.

However, he sure sounds like he's from Chicago.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

86 72 The 2 judges who in favor of Trump were appointed by him! How the hell do we not have a rule yet that judges have to recuse themselves from cases involving the administration or person who appointed them? Its well known Trump looks for loyalty to him above other factors when making appointments, to the point that he cut the national bar associating out of the judicial vetting processing because they were rating so many of his nominees as unqualified.
...
Dang, a 50 page dissent? This *really* pissed off Pillard. And understandably so. I'd still like to see the section of the Constitution that says the executive branch can just do whatever they want.

...

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 08, 2025 02:45 PM (ycI94)

See Obama and Biden. Seems their EOs are still valid and cannot be overridden by Trump...
The Left made the rules. Suck it, assholes.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 08, 2025 02:50 PM (ynpvh)

87 Will somebody throw that old whore off the bench! He is bought and paid for by the Democrats and everyone knows it.
He nothing but a big waste of time. I hate thinking we are paying this assholes salary.

Posted by: Case at August 08, 2025 02:50 PM (NnONT)

88 >>>How the hell do we not have a rule yet that judges have to recuse themselves from cases involving the administration or person who appointed them?

Yeah, we should have that.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 02:50 PM (i24o9)

89 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2025 02:47 PM (2GCMq)

Sorry. Typo in "an " ( not a) excellent rant.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2025 02:50 PM (2GCMq)

90 How many Federal judges have been impeached in the last 250 years?

I figure it should be almost routine, probably 2 or 3 every few years. At least until they get their head out of their ass. Congress has abdicated their duty in myriad ways, and this is one of them. The judicial branch itself should guard zealously their reputation and trust.

Right now it ain’t worth a bucket of warm spit. Way to go, fellas.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 08, 2025 02:50 PM (3pkwM)

91 There's no such thing as a conservative or liberal judge.

Posted by: Cheap Justice John Roberts at August 08, 2025 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

92 looks like some guy drew Christopher Lloyd's face on the tip of his dick.

Wait, is it a drawing on Christopher Lloyd's dick, or on the random guy's dick? English can be so imprecise when detail is essential!

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 08, 2025 02:51 PM (ycI94)

93 African American who's a Texan takes down Jasmine Crockett in a excellent rant:

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Jasmine Crockpot, amirite?

Posted by: ShainS at August 08, 2025 02:51 PM (Yw8Ag)

94 >>>Dang, a 50 page dissent? This *really* pissed off Pillard. And understandably so.

That's not a dissent. That's a manifesto.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 02:51 PM (i24o9)

95 So what's the penalty for issuing blatantly illegal court orders?

You get fired, right?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 08, 2025 02:51 PM (JvZF+)

96
Maybe my assumption is wrong, or maybe he's a recent emigree to Texas.?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2025 02:52 PM (2GCMq)

97 So I guess the administration can completely disregard the courts with no punishment now? That's a terrible precedent to set.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 08, 2025 02:45 PM (ycI94)

Hey, gimme some credit! I did it first!

Posted by: JR Biden at August 08, 2025 02:52 PM (8hxDK)

98 looks like some guy drew Christopher Lloyd's face on the tip of his dick.

That was this mornings art thread.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats

Wrong. Christopher Lloyd is MUCH prettier.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 08, 2025 02:52 PM (ycI94)

99 So what's the penalty for issuing blatantly illegal court orders?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 08, 2025 02:51 PM (JvZF+)



Nothing.

Because no one is above the law, you see.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

100 Lots of winning today eh

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at August 08, 2025 02:49 PM (GIcqz)

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Status: 404 -- FatigueNotFound.

Posted by: ShainS at August 08, 2025 02:53 PM (Yw8Ag)

101 We’ll.

Bye, illegal aliens.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2025 02:53 PM (Hkcdp)

102 The judiciary has formed a fifth column against the republic and its citizens. This isn’t about law or constitution for them as this decision shows. It’s about using our governments third branch to subvert the balance of powers and put it in their unelected, biased political hands. Some might say this decision disproves what I’ve proffered. I’ll say not only that it shouldn’t have reached this point, but the full court and SCOTUS have yet to rule.

Our constitution and Bill of Rights define very clearly our framers and founders intents for the rights of citizens. It makes it clear this is the people’s government and Congress is merely our representatives. We, a large majority of citizens have also elected a president and given him a mandate. You’ll notice that nowhere in that articulation is the judiciary. They’re Democrats nuclear option to stealing our rights and destroying the republic. Enough is enough.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 08, 2025 02:53 PM (074d0)

103 Nina Pillard and her sister Semolina, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at August 08, 2025 02:53 PM (0I+GC)

104 Wait, is it a drawing on Christopher Lloyd's dick, or on the random guy's dick? English can be so imprecise when detail is essential!
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 08, 2025 02:51 PM (ycI94)

Word.

Posted by: Oxford Comma at August 08, 2025 02:53 PM (8hxDK)

105 99 So what's the penalty for issuing blatantly illegal court orders?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 08, 2025 02:51 PM (JvZF+)


Nothing.

Because no one is above the law, you see.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

It's good to be king Judge Dredd.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 08, 2025 02:54 PM (ynpvh)

106 Posted by: ShainS at August 08, 2025 02:51 PM

Yes, she sounds deranged as well as using improper grammar- " MAGA folks wearing "they" hats.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2025 02:54 PM (2GCMq)

107 "Judges Gregory Katsas and Neomi Rao, two Trump appointees on the majority-Democrat bench, sided with the Trump administration Friday in blocking Boasberg’s contempt motion from moving forward."

This is Exhibit A why those Senate humgruffins need to get their jizz-dripping asses in gear and confirm Trump's judges.

The DC courts are notoriously leftwing. Yet Trump got enough of his judges on the DC appeals court to get him a big win. This ruling easily have gone the other way with a different panel of judges.

So Senate GOP: pull the neon green dildos out of your drippy fartclaims and confirm Trump's judges.

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 02:54 PM (iFTx/)

108 1 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 02:30 PM

Impressive...most impressive.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2025 02:54 PM (Wnv9h)

109 Julie Kelly 🇺🇸
@julie_kelly2
Jeb Boasberg needs to step down as chief judge.

He has embarrassed himself and inflicted a permanent (and well deserved I might add) black eye on the federal court system in our nation's capital.

Republicans in Washington must demand his resignation or pursue impeachment. Enough.
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Have you met the Republicans in Washington? Yeah.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 08, 2025 02:54 PM (JvZF+)

110 101 We’ll.

Bye, illegal aliens.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2025 02:53 PM (Hkcdp)

And do it quick before another Judge rules against Trump again

Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2025 02:54 PM (VE6XX)

111 What happens if/when they dissolve DC home rule?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2025 02:54 PM (Hkcdp)

112 Well, I think the lesson here is that, somehow, to good guys were able to keep the bad guys from rigging the Appeals roster to reflect Obama, Clinton, or Biden appointees on this case. Perhaps that's significantly more important than the actual ruling.

Posted by: Orson at August 08, 2025 02:54 PM (dIske)

113
Yes, she sounds deranged as well as using improper grammar- " MAGA folks wearing "they" hats.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2025 02:54 PM (2GCMq)



She's faux ghetto when it suits her.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

114 "Wait, is it a drawing on Christopher Lloyd's dick, or on the random guy's dick?"

It works on so MANY levels!

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at August 08, 2025 02:55 PM (0I+GC)

115 "Bailiff- whack his peepee... "

Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 02:55 PM (AOsQT)

116 106 Posted by: ShainS at August 08, 2025 02:51 PM

Yes, she sounds deranged as well as using improper grammar- " MAGA folks wearing "they" hats.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2025 02:54 PM (2GCMq)

She won the "Miss Ebonics" title for the state of I-DA-HOE...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 08, 2025 02:55 PM (ynpvh)

117 Imma thinking we need to gift Trump a new name. I vote for Conan Trump. And since his name would have changed, we could vote for him for two moar terms as Prezident cuz Law.

Posted by: pudinhead at August 08, 2025 02:55 PM (W3T6M)

118
Impressive...most impressive.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2025 02:54 PM (Wnv9h)



Someone already nooded in the previous thread, too.

#WinningBigly

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)

119 I think Boasberg looks like he should be playing Dracula in a black and white film.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2025 02:55 PM (2GCMq)

120 how dare the supreme court disagree with me? i'm a judge!

Posted by: gnats local678 at August 08, 2025 02:56 PM (CWTWj)

121 111 What happens if/when they dissolve DC home rule?
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Quality of Life hits new highs. DC, before Home Rule, was a wonderful place.

Posted by: pudinhead at August 08, 2025 02:56 PM (W3T6M)

122 I heard another judge stopped construction of Alligator Alcatraz.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 08, 2025 02:56 PM (WHfpM)

123 So what's the penalty for issuing blatantly illegal court orders?

You get fired, right?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 08, 2025 02:51 PM (JvZF+)

-------------------

Prosecute him for Conspiracy To Commit Deprivation Of Rights Under Color Of Law and bankrupt his ass.

Make RICO & The Process Is The Punishment Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS at August 08, 2025 02:56 PM (Yw8Ag)

124 Boasberg looks like a bully.
So many of those judges are bullies.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2025 02:57 PM (Hkcdp)

125 So I guess the administration can completely disregard the courts with no punishment now? That's a terrible precedent to set.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 08, 2025 02:45 PM (ycI94)

Roflmao. Hehe. Ignore the courts, lol.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 02:57 PM (zZu0s)

126 I think Boasberg looks like he should be playing Dracula in a black and white film.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2025 02:55 PM (2GCMq)



Seriously?

Posted by: Bella Lugosi at August 08, 2025 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

127 Charles vs Starmer

https://youtu.be/M_6sRfrimcI

Soviet levels of control.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at August 08, 2025 02:58 PM (VnChe)

128 The 2 judges who in favor of Trump were appointed by him!How the hell do we not have a rule yet that judges have to recuse themselves from cases involving the administration or person who appointed them?


It's good to be the king.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 02:58 PM (rqka2)

129 Boasberg looks like a bully.
So many of those judges are bullies.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2025 02:57 PM (Hkcdp)



He the oft recipient of swirlies in high school, vowed revenge.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

130 Boasberg looks like a bully.
So many of those judges are bullies.
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Most of them. After a few years they get pretty full of themselves. One on the bench his whole career with a lifetime appt. Holy sheepdip


Posted by: It's telling at August 08, 2025 02:59 PM (1y5L5)

131 We need a mechanism to hold Judges accountable for being wrong, and allowing others to break the law.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2025 02:47 PM

Bwahahahahaha!!!!!

Wait...you were serious?

Posted by: The Senate at August 08, 2025 02:59 PM (Wnv9h)

132 Heh...the dissenting Judge. Judge Pillard was born on March 4, 1961, in Cambridge, Massachusetts. Her father, Richard Pillard, was a professor of psychiatry at Boston University who was the first openly gay psychiatrist in the United States.

_________________________

I'm sure that was a wonderful childhood.

Posted by: Orson at August 08, 2025 02:59 PM (dIske)

133 Democrat AG’s have sued to keep the administration from gaining access to information on the states provision of federal benefits like SNAP. That’s because states like NY and California are using it to feed, house and care for their large illegal immigrant population. Without that aid these states will be on the hook for billions in assistance they are current fin banging on the federal taxpayers back. This is of course a Hail Mary move because there is enough settled law to determine rather quickly that the federal government can attach any terms they want to their grants or funds. They are trying to stall the inevitable.

This case is going to be key to expedited illegal alien removal.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 08, 2025 02:59 PM (074d0)

134 I ain't in no ways tahred a seein' commie judges gettin' bitchslapped.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 08, 2025 02:59 PM (KwvKR)

135 "Judge Nina Pillard, an Obama appointee, dissented. "


Did anyone expect anything different?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 08, 2025 02:59 PM (0N4FZ)

136 122 I heard another judge stopped construction of Alligator Alcatraz.
Posted by: Ordinary American

The media was complaining that the detainees were overcrowded, and there were water issues, so we were in the middle of improving conditions, but if some judge orders us to make them live in substandard conditions, I guess we don't have a choice.

Posted by: Based Trump of DeSantis at August 08, 2025 03:00 PM (ycI94)

137 Judge Pillard was born on March 4, 1961, in Cambridge, Massachusetts. Her father, Richard Pillard, was a professor of psychiatry at Boston University who was the first openly gay psychiatrist in the United States.

_________________________

I'm sure that was a wonderful childhood.
==
Ouch. Orson counts coup on his enemies.

Posted by: It's telling at August 08, 2025 03:00 PM (1y5L5)

138 Boasberg is good personal friend with chief Justice Roberts. Let that sink in.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 08, 2025 03:01 PM (074d0)

139 >> The 2 judges who in favor of Trump were appointed by him!How the hell do we not have a rule yet that judges have to recuse themselves from cases involving the administration or person who appointed them?


Makes sense under Dems' Calvinball rules. Only Biden and Obama judges can be assigned to Trump cases. And then under a Democrat president you couldn't assign Trump judges because they'd obviously be biased so it would have to be all Obama and Clinton judges.

Posted by: the dandy at August 08, 2025 03:02 PM (8l8nW)

140 Without that aid these states will be on the hook for billions in assistance they are current fin banging on the federal taxpayers back.
_____

It would be nice if the other states who were not spending federal taxpayer dollars on illegal aliens can sue NY for theft and get some clawback.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 03:02 PM (Dv3i1)

141 126 I think Boasberg looks like he should be playing Dracula in a black and white film.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2025 02:55 PM (2GCMq)


Seriously?
Posted by: Bella Lugosi at August 08, 2025 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

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Stand aside, alkie. This is my wheelhouse.

Posted by: Cynthia Erivo at August 08, 2025 03:02 PM (/HI9S)

142 >>Her father, Richard Pillard, was a professor of psychiatry at Boston University who was the first openly gay psychiatrist in the United States.


Sorry dear. Daddy is leaving because he no longer likes your mothers vagina and would rather be sodomizing another man.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 08, 2025 03:02 PM (074d0)

143 I don't know, in what world, Boasberg would be right.

Boasberg made these ruling WITHOUT having anyone in the Trump administration in court, at all, mere hours after they were filed with the court. He then made excuses that the Trump Administration would not follow court orders anyway, despite having no basis for his belief. Then he acted on his baseless belief again and again in litigation over which he was presiding. He pushed the compliance hearing BEFORE the hearing on the administrations motion to vacate. A huge no-no.

His ambiguous ruling could have been clarified if the Trump administration was even allowed in the courtroom when it was made. He would have made his ruling, and then the Trump admin would have asked questions to clarify it or provided information that would clarify it. It all could have been avoided, and the results are all on his decisions.

The Supreme court VACATED his TRO - meaning the order doesn't exist, legally. Despite that, Boasberg says the administration is in contempt of the order. It's insane.

needs to be removed from the bench, pronto. Or at least blacklisted from any sort of cases involving the trump administration.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 08, 2025 03:02 PM (D1vbu)

144 So what does Boasberg do now? Will he request an en banc ruling from the DC Circuit Court? I'm guessing that would be as welcome as a collective case of herpes.

Posted by: mrp at August 08, 2025 03:02 PM (rj6Yv)

145 We need a mechanism to hold Judges accountable for being wrong, and allowing others to break the law.
Posted by: Romeo13


Trebuchets.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 03:02 PM (rqka2)

146 I heard another judge stopped construction of Alligator Alcatraz.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 08, 2025 02:56 PM (WHfpM)
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Hope that DeSantis just starts to erect tents and put bicycle operated generators for the guests to get their electrical power. You know for mutha Earf.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 08, 2025 03:02 PM (17s+e)

147 I actually think Bella Lugosi as a young man was better looking than Boasberg probably was:

https://tinyurl.com/ydspzvmn

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2025 03:03 PM (2GCMq)

148 So what does Boasberg do now? Will he request an en banc ruling from the DC Circuit Court? I'm guessing that would be as welcome as a collective case of herpes.
Posted by: mrp at August 08, 2025 03:02 PM (rj6Yv)

JAckoff to WNBA games if he doesn't already

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 08, 2025 03:03 PM (NtVYv)

149 A crafty AG could probably dream up a case for other state’s noncompliance with the grant terms. But it’s a long shot to prove standing on that one.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 08, 2025 03:04 PM (074d0)

150 "50 page dissent"
...is still just a dissent. It is as binding as a frowny face scrawled in blue crayon by a four year old girl.

Posted by: gKWVE at August 08, 2025 03:04 PM (pqdzj)

151 Alternative Headline:

Appeals Court Tosses Big Green Dildo On Boasberg's Court

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at August 08, 2025 03:04 PM (WCo3d)

152 Sorry dear. Daddy is leaving because he no longer likes your mothers vagina and would rather be sodomizing another man.
Posted by: Vengeance at August 08, 2025 03:02 PM

Is that wrong?

Posted by: Richard "Dick" Levine at August 08, 2025 03:04 PM (Wnv9h)

153 The authorities need to check under that guy’s crawlspace. Bozoberg has that …. “I wouldn’t trust that guy just lookin’ at him.” visage. That “special” prosecutor, Jack Smith looks pretty hinky too. Probably an underground tunnel linking their Georgetown safe houses.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 08, 2025 03:04 PM (3pkwM)

154 We need a mechanism to hold Judges accountable for being wrong, and allowing others to break the law.
Posted by: Romeo13


Trebuchets.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 03:02 PM (rqka2)
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We're in austerity mode so just existing lampposts and rope with minor assembly required.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 08, 2025 03:04 PM (17s+e)

155 Meanwhile Thune slow walks Trump judge confirmation hearings.
You know. The regular order. The who's kid gets into Harvard, whose street gets fresh asphalt, whose wife gets shared.
That kind of regular order.

Posted by: torabora at August 08, 2025 03:04 PM (KtOUo)

156 145 We need a mechanism to hold Judges accountable for being wrong, and allowing others to break the law.
Posted by: Romeo13


Trebuchets.
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Gibbets work.

Posted by: pudinhead at August 08, 2025 03:05 PM (W3T6M)

157 " I heard another judge stopped construction of Alligator Alcatraz."

Deport them quickly, don't warehouse them in the USA. Just-in-time strategy and low inventories. It's not rocket science people.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at August 08, 2025 03:05 PM (0I+GC)

158 Aren't there federal dustric court judges on Guam? or Little Diomede? Antarctica perhaps?

Posted by: 80's music fan at August 08, 2025 03:05 PM (YlWIZ)

159 The existence of derecho storms implies the existence of izquierda storms, dose it not?

(I can't decide if it's worse for ultrawhite weathermen to pronounce it "dee-RAY-cho" or try to affect a horrible Spanish accent...)

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 08, 2025 03:05 PM (KwvKR)

160 Not initially. But as AA transformed to DEI for DEI's sake (a pretext) - last ten years or so - almost certainly so.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 02:13 PM (i24o9)

No - I think initially. It's how the Left works and why we are where we are. It took 30 years.

Posted by: ... at August 08, 2025 03:06 PM (I7DM/)

161 Deport them quickly, don't warehouse them in the USA. Just-in-time strategy and low inventories. It's not rocket science people.

Lean Deportations.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at August 08, 2025 03:06 PM (WCo3d)

162 Sorry dear. Daddy is leaving because he no longer likes your mothers vagina and would rather be sodomizing another man.
Posted by: Vengeance at August 08, 2025 03:02 PM
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THAT'S A LIE!!

He would rather be SODOMIZED.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 08, 2025 03:06 PM (17s+e)

163 The TROs claim of universal applicability is being ignored, just as Boasberg’s order to “Turn that plane around!” was ignored. Trump, and his administration, is being careful to follow the TROs in the districts where they apply, and to the letter of the law. Also, being temporary, they are soon enough ignored when they run out.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 02:46 PM


Not following a TRO because it has been overturned by a higher court, or because it has expired or been mooted, is not "ignoring a TRO".

Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 03:06 PM (jc0TO)

164 I actually think Bella Lugosi as a young man was better looking than Boasberg probably was:

https://tinyurl.com/ydspzvmn
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2025 03:03 PM (2GCMq)
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He played a romantic, studly Dracula. You have to be good-looking for that. Sadly, he was heavy into drugs and booze, and that took a toll on his looks and health.

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 03:07 PM (iFTx/)

165 > I heard another judge stopped construction of Alligator Alcatraz.
Posted by: Ordinary American
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to prevent damage to native plants and species.

Stop laughing! They're serious! This is a real thing that is happening.

Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 03:07 PM (AOsQT)

166 I heard another judge stopped construction of Alligator Alcatraz.
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 08, 2025 02:56
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Yeah, EcoNazis and an obscure indian tribe filed suit due to environmental issues. 14 day halt on construction was issued, iirc.

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 08, 2025 03:07 PM (X7zFE)

167
He would rather be SODOMIZED.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 08, 2025 03:06 PM (17s+e)



That's hot!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at August 08, 2025 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)

168 We're in austerity mode so just existing lampposts and rope with minor assembly required.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger


Are there no Esso stations left?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 08, 2025 03:08 PM (mlg/3)

169 “…. a professor of psychiatry at Boston University who was the first openly homosexual psychiatrist in the United States.”

That’s disgusting. He openly recognized his mental defect and sought professional treatment, correct?

Posted by: Common Tater at August 08, 2025 03:08 PM (3pkwM)

170 So what does Boasberg do now? Will he request an en banc ruling from the DC Circuit Court? I'm guessing that would be as welcome as a collective case of herpes.
Posted by: mrp at August 08, 2025 03:02 PM


I don't think he can appeal but, he can just issue another bootless order and claim jurisdiction.

Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 03:08 PM (jc0TO)

171 I actually think Bella Lugosi as a young man was better looking than Boasberg probably was:

https://tinyurl.com/ydspzvmn
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2025 03:03 PM (2GCMq)


are you thinking of the film Nosferatu?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 03:08 PM (rbvCR)

172 Probably the latter

It means extra wind

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at August 08, 2025 03:09 PM (bXbFr)

173 and an obscure indian tribe

No casino for you!

Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 03:09 PM (jc0TO)

174 Wow, Boasberg really got pummeled.

Only thing left to do to him is toss him out on the court during a WNBA game.

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at August 08, 2025 03:10 PM (Ft5W9)

175 We need a mechanism to hold Judges accountable for being wrong, and allowing others to break the law.
Posted by: Romeo13

Make Pillories Great Again.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 03:10 PM (i24o9)

176 Boasberg embarassed.
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I'm not going to believe in progressive shame until I see it.
Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 02:47 PM (krQz2)
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Dropped from a helicopter > Embarassed.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 08, 2025 03:11 PM (JvZF+)

177 Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 03:08 PM (rbvCR

O, I'm thinking of Bella Lugosi without his makeup and as a young man. 😊 I said Boasberg looked liked he could play Dracula.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2025 03:11 PM (2GCMq)

178 >and an obscure indian tribe
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ah, the mighty Fugawi people

Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 03:11 PM (AOsQT)

179 How come the EcoNazis don’t sue the Federal government for allowing and even enabling 30 or 50 million pollution spewing illegal aliens to pour across our borders?

They bitch about a relatively tiny detention facility intended to remove same? What a bunch of wankers. They aren’t fooling anybody

Posted by: Common Tater at August 08, 2025 03:11 PM (LVnr9)

180 Asshole Boasberg is too arrogant to consider that he's undermining the authority of lower federal courts.

Posted by: mr tmz at August 08, 2025 03:12 PM (rJ48h)

181 >Wow, Boasberg really got pummeled.
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He'll be back- these people never give up

Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 03:12 PM (AOsQT)

182
They bitch about a relatively tiny detention facility intended to remove same? What a bunch of wankers. They aren’t fooling anybody
Posted by: Common Tater at August 08, 2025 03:11 PM (LVnr9)



Soros, laughing, spreads his wings.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)

183 Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 03:07 PM (iFTx/)

Yes, sadly he had addiction issues.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2025 03:13 PM (2GCMq)

184 Aren't there federal dustric court judges on Guam? or Little Diomede? Antarctica perhaps?
Posted by: 80's music fan


Do you know how cool that would be. Be a judge where there's almost no work & government pay and sandy beaches and island girls to fulfill your every wish?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 03:13 PM (rqka2)

185 The latest news pissing off the Left: Ex-Superman actor Dean Cain has announced he is planning to join the US Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency, known as ICE.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 08, 2025 03:13 PM (ycI94)

186
111 What happens if/when they dissolve DC home rule?

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Boasberg becomes a Ronin, wandering the nation issuing injunctions that everyone ignores.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 08, 2025 03:14 PM (uz6ub)

187 The existence of derecho storms implies the existence of izquierda storms, dose it not?

(I can't decide if it's worse for ultrawhite weathermen to pronounce it "dee-RAY-cho" or try to affect a horrible Spanish accent...)

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 08, 2025 03:05 PM (KwvKR)


The funny thing is, "derecho" means "right" in Spain and in South America, but in Central America and Mexico it means "right on" or "straight"

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 03:14 PM (rbvCR)

188 The article states that this matter will most likely be brought before the full appellate court or to the Supreme Court, but who in the case actually has standing to make an appeal?

Posted by: tankdemon at August 08, 2025 03:14 PM (jfvTO)

189 Judges were not above the law in Dredd land. Dredd himself was brought up on charges he killed a guy. Fiction makes more sense then real life. Why they call it fiction I guess.

Posted by: Sports Illustrated PR team at August 08, 2025 03:15 PM (s9EN2)

190 y'all see that top link at CFP about Bill Barr?

https://x.com/Project_Veritas/status/1953574256769741057

yeow!

Posted by: DanMan at August 08, 2025 03:15 PM (8uzBS)

191 > Ex-Superman actor Dean Cain has announced he is planning to join the US Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency, known as ICE.
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he's going to fight for truth, justice, and the American way

Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 03:15 PM (AOsQT)

192 Boasberg becomes a Ronin, wandering the nation issuing injunctions that everyone ignores.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 08, 2025 03:14 PM (uz6ub)


Winner. I give up.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 03:16 PM (rbvCR)

193 Do you know how cool that would be. Be a judge where there's almost no work & government pay and sandy beaches and island girls to fulfill your every wish?
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Guam girls, like other island girls, are really cute when young. Things change once they pass their 25th birthday.

Posted by: pudinhead at August 08, 2025 03:16 PM (W3T6M)

194 BREAKING: The Democrats did NOT return to Texas by today's 1pm CT deadline

It's time to REMOVE THEM FROM OFFICE!

The FBI is now assisting Texas in locating the absconded members, and are working with Sergeants at Arms in other states to arrest them.

Democrats will now NO LONGER receive their paychecks and must pick them up at the Capitol (where they'd be arrested)

BOOM the deadline was 1 PM CT

Dems also will be charged with bribery if they take money from Blue States while their paychecks have been embargoed

In all my years this is the first time I have ever read Sergeant in Arms actually doing anything besides attend meetings and look stupid

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 08, 2025 03:16 PM (VPPG8)

195 Deportations march on.

Not literally, unfortunately.

It would be fun to make some of these rapists and murders walk to Ecuador.

or South Sudan.

Posted by: mikeski at August 08, 2025 03:17 PM (DgGvY)

196 One can only hope that by the end of President Trumps term the Federal landscape will be irrevocably changed for the better.

Would especially love to see a new census being taken and the Dems lose lots and lots of seats.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at August 08, 2025 03:17 PM (Oq/TM)

197 My people have wandered these swamps for generations. Wrote a song about it. It's the song of my people. Wanna hear it?

Posted by: Seminole Jim at August 08, 2025 03:17 PM (h5TUr)

198 y'all see that top link at CFP about Bill Barr?

https://x.com/Project_Veritas/status/1953574256769741057

yeow!
Posted by: DanMan at August 08, 2025 03:15 PM (8uzBS)



But he plays the bagpipes, yo.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)

199 I just learned about the Spicey Gringo.

https://x.com/DeanoGorton/status/1953003146474664218

British game shows are better than American ones!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 08, 2025 03:18 PM (17s+e)

200 Dems also will be charged with bribery if they take money from Blue States while their paychecks have been embargoed"

Jasmine Crockett has said she has a $4 million campaign chest and she's glad to pay all of their salary's out of that for as long as this continues.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 08, 2025 03:18 PM (uWKK8)

201 Remember the snl sketch with jimmy smits

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at August 08, 2025 03:18 PM (bXbFr)

202 Do you know how cool that would be. Be a judge where there's almost no work & government pay and sandy beaches and island girls to fulfill your every wish?
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Guam girls, like other island girls, are really cute when young. Things change once they pass their 25th birthday.
Posted by: pudinhead at August 08, 2025 03:16 PM (W3T6M)
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Pretty faces, great hair -- but they all seem to have that Overweight Gene that pushes them towards obesity unless they are really careful. The guys too.

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 03:19 PM (iFTx/)

203 He'll issue a contempt by middle of next week I wager.

Posted by: InZona at August 08, 2025 03:19 PM (skQWS)

204 Hes like the graham chapman character in python

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at August 08, 2025 03:19 PM (bXbFr)

205 I just learned about the Spicey Gringo.

https://x.com/DeanoGorton/status/1953003146474664218

British game shows are better than American ones!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 08, 2025 03:18 PM (17s+e)



WTF?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)

206 Boasberg in Yiddish means "Ass Wipe".

Posted by: Zombie Shecky Greene at August 08, 2025 03:20 PM (R/m4+)

207 RIP Astronaut James Lovell

Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 03:20 PM (AOsQT)

208 194 Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 08, 2025 03:16 PM

Do you think Abbott has the cajones to vacate their seats?
That is something I fully support

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at August 08, 2025 03:20 PM (Oq/TM)

209 Boasberg to CECOT!

Posted by: Diabeetus at August 08, 2025 03:20 PM (FEAjO)

210 Project Veritas is getting catty about O'Keefe
x.com/Project_Veritas/status/1953774641798947109

Posted by: gKWVE at August 08, 2025 03:20 PM (sDWtc)

211 IANAL, but I don't see how the bribery charges will stick on these fleabaggers but hope DOJ tries.

Posted by: Diabeetus at August 08, 2025 03:21 PM (FEAjO)

212 I just learned about the Spicey Gringo.

https://x.com/DeanoGorton/status/1953003146474664218

British game shows are better than American ones!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 08, 2025 03:18 PM (17s+e)


WTF?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)
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I need to take a shower after watching that. Rancid faggot homo shit. [Vomits]

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 03:22 PM (iFTx/)

213 The funny thing is, "derecho" means "right" in Spain and in South America, but in Central America and Mexico it means "right on" or "straight"
Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 03:14 PM


Si, soy derecho!

Posted by: Cory Booker (D-NJ) at August 08, 2025 03:22 PM (0sNs1)

214 I wonder what the judges were told/offered by Democrats to lean one way or another. Or have they always been leftist tools?

If they've always been leftist tools we've got a bigger problem.

If it's the latter then, if I were in Trump's shoes, I'd probably do what I could to make their lives as miserable as humanly possible. To the point they either resign or call a truce.

Because I'm pretty sure many of them have been, and are used to being threatened by politicos with and ax to grind.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 08, 2025 03:22 PM (Q4IgG)

215 Pretty faces, great hair -- but they all seem to have that Overweight Gene that pushes them towards obesity unless they are really careful. The guys too.
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Hawaiian and Samoan girls get big - suddenly. Guam girls seem to age into frog look-a-likes over time. They are all very nice until they choose to be less than nice.

Posted by: pudinhead at August 08, 2025 03:22 PM (W3T6M)

216 It's pronounced Azz-wee-pay.

Posted by: Judge Asswipe at August 08, 2025 03:23 PM (jc0TO)

217 207 RIP Astronaut James Lovell
Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 03:20 PM

Damn.

Fair Winds and Following Seas

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at August 08, 2025 03:23 PM (Oq/TM)

218 Why is he still behind a bench?

Because impeachment requires a 50%+1 vote in the House, and 67 in the Senate

Posted by: Chuck C at August 08, 2025 03:23 PM (D0HYP)

219 Jasmine Crockett has said she has a $4 million campaign chest and she's glad to pay all of their salary's out of that for as long as this continues.

Posted by: Tom Servo

Pretty sure that's still bribery.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at August 08, 2025 03:23 PM (4DY5T)

220 Would especially love to see a new census being taken and the Dems lose lots and lots of seats.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at August 08, 2025 03:17 PM (Oq/TM)

I prayed mighty hard before the election for God to give us our country back. He does work in mysterious ways!

Posted by: hobbitopoly at August 08, 2025 03:23 PM (k9OZB)

221 Yeah buddy CENCOT back in bidness

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 08, 2025 03:23 PM (VPPG8)

222 She won the "Miss Ebonics" title for the state of I-DA-HOE...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 08, 2025 02:55 PM (ynpvh)

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Well-played, jim.

But so close to Kwanzaa? REALLY?

Posted by: ShainS at August 08, 2025 03:23 PM (PTEjY)

223 Are there any black Republicans from Texas in politics aside from Wesley Hunt who could challenge Jasmine Crockett on her stupid comments , or he hasn't done that?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2025 03:24 PM (2GCMq)

224 US appeals court blocks Trump contempt proceedings ordered by Boasberg
The 2-1 ruling in President Donald Trump's favor will likely go to the full court for review, or be appealed directly to the Supreme Court
,.............
Someone help this makes sense please.
The Contempt order was issued by the judge. The administration appealed that decision. The administration won the appeal.
WHO is deciding if the appeal is appealed (and paying for it).

Posted by: Bensdad00 at August 08, 2025 03:24 PM (F/35S)

225 Everyone in that video was caught because they broke the law.
Biden imported criminals. They could have come and tried to blend in but no they came to take advantage of our weak (Soros) legal system.

The Biden Crime Syndicate was intentionally degrading our country into a 3rd world shit hole that they could plunder.
At the very least; All of Them Belong in Jail.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 03:24 PM (I1XLT)

226 Just looked up Club Sandy You in Guam. Its still in business. I was there around 1985. Good Times.

Posted by: pudinhead at August 08, 2025 03:25 PM (W3T6M)

227
Do you think Abbott has the cajones to vacate their seats?
That is something I fully support
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at August 08, 2025 03:20 PM (Oq/TM)

Was discussing this topic in the morning thread. First, it's a good political play, a good bluff. I don't fault him at all, he's playing a weak hand very well. but...
The Texas Governor does not have the power to vacate legislative seats for any reason. Never has. What he CAN do (and is beginning to do) is to file a motion with a district judge for that judge to issue a ruling that the seat has been vacated - we'll see how good his judge shopping skills are. Could be done quickly, or could take 6 months if the Judge doesn't want to play. That would most likely be appealed, of course.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 08, 2025 03:25 PM (uWKK8)

228 RIP Astronaut James Lovell
Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 03:20 PM

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Houston, he no longer has a problem.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 08, 2025 03:26 PM (2UnvF)

229
219 Jasmine Crockett has said she has a $4 million campaign chest and she's glad to pay all of their salary's out of that for as long as this continues.

Posted by: Tom Servo

Pretty sure that's still bribery.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at August 08, 2025 03:23 PM

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Also, is she allowed to use campaign funds for that? Seems like fraud.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 08, 2025 03:26 PM (uz6ub)

230 Oh No.

Lovell was one of the finest men this country has ever produced. Tough stuff they were, sturdy pre-war construction.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 08, 2025 03:26 PM (FaOSD)

231 It's pronounced Azz-wee-pay.

Posted by: Judge Asswipe at August 08, 2025 03:23 PM (jc0TO)

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Trebuchet his azz to Français.

/There's a Muldoon limerick in there somewhere ...

Posted by: ShainS at August 08, 2025 03:27 PM (outmo)

232 Although the opinion does not state this explicitly, the gist seems to be: Boasberg, you rushed to involve yourself in this matter without bothering to fully appreciate the facts or the law, and you wrote a sloppy, rushed opinion which was open to multiple interpretations. You can't pick and choose which parts of your ruling are "real" and you can't claim that your sloppy, ambiguous opinion only had one interpretation. It has multiple fair interpretations, and you probably could have cleaned it up to be enforceable if you weren't in such a mad partisan rush to Get Trump.

WOW ACE got all that out of the opinion.
I got Hey Bossboy you suck and your shit is all fucked up.
but thats just me.

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 08, 2025 03:27 PM (VPPG8)

233 Jasmine Crockett has said she has a $4 million campaign chest and she's glad to pay all of their salary's out of that for as long as this continues.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 08, 2025 03:18 PM (uWKK

Federal campaign funds expenditures fall under FEC guidelines and regulations, do they not?

Posted by: mrp at August 08, 2025 03:27 PM (rj6Yv)

234 199 I just learned about the Spicey Gringo.

https://x.com/DeanoGorton/status/1953003146474664218

British game shows are better than American ones!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 08, 2025 03:18 PM (17s+e)


I've heard several of those in 20+ year-old Jimmy Carr videos. From the delivery, I had the impression that "the shocker" was one of his own inventions.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at August 08, 2025 03:27 PM (VnChe)

235 223 Are there any black Republicans from Texas in politics aside from Wesley Hunt who could challenge Jasmine Crockett on her stupid comments , or he hasn't done that?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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There's that military hero from FL, he was chairman of the R party there for a while. Think he must have a hitch in his get-a-long.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 03:28 PM (I1XLT)

236
Also, is she allowed to use campaign funds for that? Seems like fraud.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 08, 2025 03:26 PM (uz6ub)



Money laundering is not a crime.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

237
RIP Astronaut James Lovell
Posted by: Don Black


A true hero. Rest in Peace, sir

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at August 08, 2025 03:28 PM (qURpC)

238 Pretty sure that's still bribery.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at August 08, 2025 03:23 PM (4DY5T)

Pretty hard to make that case, especially on a sitting Congresswoman. Her defense would be that it's just a gift from a friend to someone who was in need.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 08, 2025 03:28 PM (uWKK8)

239 Isn't is usually around this time on Friday afternoons when we do Disney threads? Or is that directive inoperable due to yesterday's Disney thread? I am so confused. Maybe it's tea time on Tuesdays I'm thinking of...

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 08, 2025 03:28 PM (sFNX2)

240 immediate pee pee smack.

Roberts needs to call B's bailiff.

Posted by: DaveA at August 08, 2025 03:29 PM (FhXTo)

241
Pretty hard to make that case, especially on a sitting Congresswoman. Her defense would be that it's just a gift from a friend to someone who was in need.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 08, 2025 03:28 PM



You can gift campaign funds to friends?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

242 234 199 I just learned about the Spicey Gringo.
https://x.com/DeanoGorton/status/1953003146474664218
British game shows are better than American ones!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger
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Quality entertainment for the whole family.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 03:30 PM (I1XLT)

243
With Lovell's passing, all crew members of Apollo 8 have gone to their reward.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at August 08, 2025 03:30 PM (qURpC)

244 1 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge
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Congrats on your first! Well done, Sponge. You have won a dragonfly that has boundary issues.

Posted by: Luteplayer at August 08, 2025 03:31 PM (2bFN5)

245 Jasmine Crockett has said she has a $4 million campaign chest and she's glad to pay all of their salary's out of that for as long as this continues.

Posted by: Tom Servo

Pretty sure that's still bribery.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at August 08, 2025 03:23 PM

----

Also, is she allowed to use campaign funds for that? Seems like fraud.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 08, 2025 03:26 PM (uz6ub)
_______

She's desperate. If the redistricting isn't stopped, she will lose her seat. Desperate people do desperate things.

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 03:31 PM (iFTx/)

246 228 RIP Astronaut James Lovell
Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 03:20 PM

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Houston, he no longer has a problem.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 08, 2025 03:26 PM

He's dead, most would consider that a BIG problem

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at August 08, 2025 03:31 PM (4q/mG)

247 Sock fail. Damnit.

Posted by: scampydog at August 08, 2025 03:31 PM (2bFN5)

248 Judge Nina Pillard, an Obama appointee, dissented.
.......

Quornelia?

Posted by: wth at August 08, 2025 03:31 PM (UjdFS)

249 190 y'all see that top link at CFP about Bill Barr?

https://x.com/Project_Veritas/status/1953574256769741057

yeow!
Posted by: DanMan

Hmm. Think Barr has something to hide? Maybe on Epstein?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 03:32 PM (Dv3i1)

250 Also, is she allowed to use campaign funds for that? Seems like fraud.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 08, 2025 03:26 PM (uz6ub)

Money laundering is not a crime.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

In fact Congressmen and Senators send their campaign funds to other supporting politicians constantly. Every Congressman and every Senator does it, even the ones we like, that's how political business is done. And that's why no one would dare to lift a finger if Jasmine did it, because that would threaten their own influence peddling games.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 08, 2025 03:32 PM (uWKK8)

251 WOW ACE got all that out of the opinion.
I got Hey Bossboy you suck and your shit is all fucked up.
but thats just me.
Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 08, 2025 03:27 PM


One of many examples of why we should read ALL of Ace's content. Multiple times.

All of us need to #BeBetter.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2025 03:33 PM (0sNs1)

252 243
With Lovell's passing, all crew members of Apollo 8 have gone to their reward.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at August 08, 2025 03:30 PM (qURpC)


IIRC, he had double the number of hours in space of anyone else in the astronaut program by that time.

Wikipedia says Apollo 8 was his 4th flight.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Lovell

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at August 08, 2025 03:34 PM (VnChe)

253 The Biden Crime Syndicate was intentionally degrading our country into a 3rd world shit hole that they could plunder.
At the very least; All of Them Belong in Jail.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 03:24 PM (I1XLT)

----------------

They literally invited, aided, abetted, welcomed, harbored and financially profited from a dozen (or three) more million invasion of our sovereign borders by illegal & other criminal aliens, rapists, murderers, human & child sex and fatal drug traffickers, terrorists, et. al.

HAS THERE BEEN ANY GREATER TREASON IN WORLD HISTORY?

/rhetorical

Posted by: ShainS at August 08, 2025 03:34 PM (outmo)

254 This is a win for Trump, but not the resounding bitch-slap I wanted, or that folks are making it out to be. That quote above is actually sympathetic to Boasberg and his need to quickly do something as an excuse for his sloppy writing. Fuck that. He could have done the right thing by writing a very clear order - "Denied for lack of jurisdiction."

Posted by: DPICM at August 08, 2025 03:35 PM (M2VUX)

255
In fact Congressmen and Senators send their campaign funds to other supporting politicians constantly. Every Congressman and every Senator does it, even the ones we like, that's how political business is done. And that's why no one would dare to lift a finger if Jasmine did it, because that would threaten their own influence peddling games.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 08, 2025 03:32 PM



I didn't think you could take campaign funds and deposit it directly into someone's personal bank account like that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

256 In fact Congressmen and Senators send their campaign funds to other supporting politicians constantly. Every Congressman and every Senator does it, even the ones we like, that's how political business is done. And that's why no one would dare to lift a finger if Jasmine did it, because that would threaten their own influence peddling games.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 08, 2025 03:32 PM (uWKK

True, but she allegedly offered to re-imburse them personally for the loss of their paychecks, which is not an offer to donate to their campaigns.

Posted by: mrp at August 08, 2025 03:35 PM (rj6Yv)

257 249 190 y'all see that top link at CFP about Bill Barr?

https://x.com/Project_Veritas/status/1953574256769741057

yeow!
Posted by: DanMan
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Isn't there evidence of him and Tish texting each other? Making a plot.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 03:35 PM (I1XLT)

258
One of many examples of why we should read ALL of Ace's content. Multiple times.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2025 03:33 PM (0sNs1)



Why should we start now?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 08, 2025 03:35 PM (y9nCu)

259 Oh, and one more thing - Trump won on this at SCOTUS, but we still have one dissenting moron who would uphold the contempt charge? That's also not a win.

Posted by: DPICM at August 08, 2025 03:36 PM (M2VUX)

260 Lovell flew on Apollo 8, which came back with the most famous photograph in human history

https://tinyurl.com/5n6e6r79

Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 03:36 PM (AOsQT)

261 197 My people have wandered these swamps for generations. Wrote a song about it. It's the song of my people. Wanna hear it?
Posted by: Seminole Jim at August 08, 2025 03:17 PM (h5TUr)

My people wondered these swa-amps
For many many years.
Ahhh ha-aaaaah!

Posted by: Calhoun Tubbs at August 08, 2025 03:37 PM (8hxDK)

262 It was 2-1.

We still have much work to do.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 08, 2025 03:37 PM (AiNp4)

263 Posted by: Scuba_Dude at August 08, 2025 03:31 PM (4q/mG

I think he was 97. No doubt, friends and family will miss but it's not like being cut off in the prime of his life and if he had mental deterioration ( I don't know if he did) it's even harder for family and friends.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2025 03:37 PM (2GCMq)

264 He's dead, most would consider that a BIG problem
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at August 08, 2025 03:31 PM (4q/mG)

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Depends on where he went.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 08, 2025 03:38 PM (2UnvF)

265 Damn Republicans!

Mikel Jollett@Mikel_Jollett
Can someone please tell me why Republicans don’t want to cure cancer?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 08, 2025 03:38 PM (L/fGl)

266 BREAKING: President Trump has just appointed Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent as Acting IRS Commissioner

Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 03:39 PM (AOsQT)

267 Damn Republicans!

Mikel Jollett@Mikel_Jollett
Can someone please tell me why Republicans don’t want to cure cancer?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 08, 2025 03:38 PM (L/fGl)

They do. But only white male cancer.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 08, 2025 03:39 PM (AiNp4)

268 Why should we start now?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 08, 2025 03:35 PM


It was an aspirational comment.

Are you disinclined to be aspirated?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2025 03:40 PM (0sNs1)

269 Guam girls, like other island girls, are really cute when young. Things change once they pass their 25th birthday.
Posted by: pudinhead
.....

Then they tip the island over.

Posted by: wth at August 08, 2025 03:40 PM (UjdFS)

270 Mikel Jollett@Mikel_Jollett
Can someone please tell me why Republicans don’t want to cure cancer?

You Dems dropped Joe Biden, who said he was going to cure cancer, in favor of Kamala, who never said she would. I think it's pretty obvious who doesn't want to cure cancer.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 03:40 PM (Dv3i1)

271 Can someone please tell me why Republicans don’t want to cure cancer?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 08, 2025 03:38 PM


Think of all the oncologist put out of business, especially the women and minority ones.

Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 03:40 PM (jc0TO)

272 Nude Ratchet

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at August 08, 2025 03:40 PM (VnChe)

273 Could be done quickly, or could take 6 months if the Judge doesn't want to play. That would most likely be appealed, of course.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 08, 2025 03:25 PM (uWKK


I wonder how fast the absent legislators would return to appeal if the judge just waves it through?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 03:40 PM (rbvCR)

274 259 Oh, and one more thing - Trump won on this at SCOTUS, but we still have one dissenting moron who would uphold the contempt charge? That's also not a win.
Posted by: DPICM at August 08, 2025 03:36 PM (M2VUX)

Obama appointed 329 Judges, Biden appointed 235. That's how many must be removed before we're going to be free of this.
I think it will take about 40 years.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 08, 2025 03:41 PM (uWKK8)

275 WOW ACE got all that out of the opinion.
I got Hey Bossboy you suck and your shit is all fucked up.
but thats just me.
Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 08, 2025 03:27 PM

One of many examples of why we should read ALL of Ace's content. Multiple times.

All of us need to #BeBetter.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2025 03:33 PM (0sNs1)

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Rumor is that Ace graduated Law School but apparently practice little if any law before walking away from it.

Posted by: ShainS at August 08, 2025 03:41 PM (gtDRl)

276 How many Moon walkers are left ???

Posted by: Jackson at August 08, 2025 03:41 PM (BltCC)

277 *PRACTICED

Posted by: ShainS at August 08, 2025 03:41 PM (gtDRl)

278 Mikel Jollett@Mikel_Jollett
Can someone please tell me why Republicans don’t want to cure cancer?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 08, 2025 03:38 PM


Didn't Brandon get that done a year or two ago?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2025 03:41 PM (0sNs1)

279 Government Has Frozen $584 Million In UCLA Funding,

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 03:42 PM (I1XLT)

280 Jasmine Crockett has said she has a $4 million campaign chest and she's glad to pay all of their salary's out of that for as long as this continues.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 08, 2025 03:18 PM (uWKK

Federal campaign funds expenditures fall under FEC guidelines and regulations, do they not?

Posted by: mrp at August 08, 2025 03:27 PM


Please let her do this. She will be up on state and federal charges before the ink on the checks dry.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 08, 2025 03:42 PM (0N4FZ)

281 How many Moon walkers are left ???

Posted by: Jackson at August 08, 2025 03:41 PM (BltCC)

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Michael Jackson makes one less.

/good question

Posted by: ShainS at August 08, 2025 03:44 PM (gtDRl)

282 nood


crocket

Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at August 08, 2025 03:45 PM (cduTK)

283 Government Has Frozen $584 Million In UCLA Funding,

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 03:42 PM (I1XLT)

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STOP ALL THE #WINNING ... I GOTTA GET OFF!

Posted by: ShainS at August 08, 2025 03:45 PM (gtDRl)

284 US District Clown Judge Bozoberg needs to have full DOJ figurative (and maybe literal) Proctological Exam of every aspect of his so-called life to see where the bodies of the little boys are buried.
Posted by: ShainS at August 08, 2025 02:34 PM (Yw8Ag)

You mean the judicial overreach on a case put in for his daughter for a NGO that he was on the board of? Conflict of Interest much?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 08, 2025 03:48 PM (8avO+)

285 Tesla Shares Jump As Robotaxi Secures Texas Rideshare Permit
_Duh

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 03:48 PM (I1XLT)

286 Can someone please tell me why Republicans don’t want to cure cancer?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 08, 2025 03:38 PM

Think of all the oncologist put out of business, especially the women and minority ones.
Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 03:40 PM (jc0TO)

If these idiots haven't cured it yet, we need a new set of people to fail.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 08, 2025 03:50 PM (8avO+)

287 Guam girls, like other island girls, are really cute when young. Things change once they pass their 25th birthday.
Posted by: pudinhead
.....

Then they tip the island over.
Posted by: wth at August 08, 2025 03:40 PM (UjdFS)

well by Leonardo DeCaprio rules you are swapping them out by then for a new one anyway.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 08, 2025 03:52 PM (8avO+)

288 This is a win for Trump, but not the resounding bitch-slap I wanted, or that folks are making it out to be. That quote above is actually sympathetic to Boasberg and his need to quickly do something as an excuse for his sloppy writing. Fuck that. He could have done the right thing by writing a very clear order - "Denied for lack of jurisdiction."
Posted by: DPICM at August 08, 2025 03:35 PM (M2VUX)

the real reason is he had been up all night plotting with the NGO and making them redo their petition since it had an error in it that would forbid him from doing the TRO in the first place, without the DoJ present.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 08, 2025 03:54 PM (8avO+)

289 She's desperate. If the redistricting isn't stopped, she will lose her seat. Desperate people do desperate things.
Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 03:31 PM (iFTx/)

Well not really. Her house is in some district, just not one specially crafted to elect a carpetbagger from St Louis to congress.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 08, 2025 03:56 PM (8avO+)

290 The stench of Boasberg's corruption is too pungent to be ignored.

It was James Boasberg who let the crooked FBI agent Kevin Clinesmith off with probation after finding him guilty of falsifying documents before the FISA court in order to get Carter Page.

Boasberg is also one of Chief Justice John Robert's BFF's. John Roberts has a number of rabid, corrupt, Trump-hating lunatics in his circle of friends, including judges Chutkin and Howell.

Roberts also flew to the Czech Republic for a week-long series of secret meetings at a secure diplomatic compound with the Trump-hating Lawfare architect Norm Eisen. John Roberts refuses to divulge what he and Eisen discussed.

And then we have our good friend Bill Barr, who wanted to go after Trump using RICO statutes....

Posted by: Sam Adams at August 08, 2025 04:00 PM (X+xvk)

291 I remember last Friday's postings. All infuriating events, and then Ace dropped that "This Week in Woke" thread on us like some blood pressure rising pièce de résistance.

This Friday has been relaxing and positive by comparison. No need to break out the Everclear or do my Michael Douglas in "Falling Down" impersonation.

Posted by: Orson at August 08, 2025 04:02 PM (dIske)

292 Man, I love seeing the illegal's scared faces as they arrive in El Salvador. Good.

The news seems to be very good today for President Trump!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 08, 2025 04:11 PM (6PCLE)

293 @ 290...Boasberg is also one of Chief Justice John Robert's BFF's. John Roberts has a number of rabid, corrupt, Trump-hating lunatics in his circle of friends, including judges Chutkin and Howell.

Ask Roberts if it is illegal to adopt children from Ireland.

Or, if he's had further seizures on his dock...as I believe that was the warning. Whatever it was, and/or if he'd ever had a seizure prior, are my 2nd and 3rd questions.

Seizures can happen to adults without cause, but rare vs from a brain tumor or bleed.

I know of one person who had scar tissue from birth. While he was very smart, his Apgar score was initially low...and some unknown tiny burst blood vessels. Then a grand mal seizure in college from the scar tissue. He had no issues as an infant or child.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 08, 2025 04:18 PM (6PCLE)

294
Jasmine is an actress, playing a part. This is the case with many black preachers and politicians, the peak success being Barry BlackJesus Suotero Obama.

Posted by: Auspex at August 08, 2025 04:35 PM (Y8DZL)

295 Maybe my assumption is wrong, or maybe he's a recent emigree to Texas.?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2025 02:52 PM (2GCMq)

Must be. He speaks perfect English.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 08, 2025 05:37 PM (5xuJ/)

296 Judge Boasberg needs relived of his job period give him time in Jail like 30 Years

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at August 08, 2025 11:59 PM (FLiOE)

The DOJ Has Empaneled a Grand Jury in Albany to Investigate Butch AG "Tish" James For Her Corrupt Harassment of Trump

TrashDiscourse
@TrashDiscourse

DOJ has referred Leticia James to a Grand Jury in Albany for a "Deprivation of Rights" investigation by the newly formed Strike Force at DOJ.

This stems from the Trump case regarding the valuation of Mar A Lago.

This seems like Fani Willis could be headed for the same fate based the language used in regards to James "running for office to get Trump"

No word yet on what other avenues this may reach, but things are heating up

Fox:

The Department of Justice convened a grand jury to investigate New York Attorney General Letitia James, marking an escalation in President Donald Trump's fight with New York's top prosecutor.

The investigation is being run out of Albany, New York, and focused on possible deprivation of rights allegations, two well-placed sources familiar with the probe told Fox News Digital.

The investigation is in an early stage, but Fox News Digital has learned that James's office received subpoenas for documents this week, including for information related to her civil fraud lawsuit against Trump.

Separately, Attorney General Pam Bondi has authorized a special prosecutor, Ed Martin, to investigate allegations of mortgage fraud involving James and California Democratic Sen. Adam Schiff.

A grand jury in Virginia will investigate claims involving James. A grand jury in Maryland will investigate claims involving Schiff.


Note that she already has a grand jury investigating her for her serial mortgage fraud.

Mike Davis had previously warned James: If you continue using your office to illegally harass Trump, "Big Tish," we will "throw your fat ass in prison."

Posted by: Ace at 01:05 PM




Comments

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1 First!

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 08, 2025 01:06 PM (ckQml)

2 Tish needs to spend a few decades in prison.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 08, 2025 01:06 PM (ckQml)

3 Good afternoon!
Wow. She should have kept her stupid mouth shut. 😂

Posted by: Jmel at August 08, 2025 01:08 PM (RWHIh)

4 Wow, she's quite the large target

Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at August 08, 2025 01:08 PM (U7AxH)

5 Who's excited about the unveiling of the bronze Tom Brady statue tonight?

The big shock will be, when they remove the crate it's in, and it's a Giant Dildo...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 08, 2025 01:08 PM (TGPs7)

6 So when do we get perp walks?

And hey, isn't Sing Sing in New York? She should go there... on a probationary period, for her own safety, naturally.

Posted by: SimoHayha at August 08, 2025 01:08 PM (clrIT)

7 I wished they'd put Mike Davis on the case. He was the Trump attorney who promised to put James's "fat ass in prison."

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 08, 2025 01:09 PM (WHfpM)

8 Wonder how many Congresscritters are refinancing to get certain declarations off their mortgages.

Posted by: Piper at August 08, 2025 01:09 PM (/sySz)

9 More!
NOT tired of winning!

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not kill at August 08, 2025 01:10 PM (gxokI)

10 And we now enter the "FO" phase of the cycle.

Heh.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2025 01:10 PM (/HI9S)

11 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:10 PM (Zz0t1)

12 she's about the biggest example of FAFO going right now, bury her!

Posted by: DanMan at August 08, 2025 01:10 PM (8uzBS)

13 Where will the jury be empaneled?

Posted by: What matters most. Venue at August 08, 2025 01:10 PM (1y5L5)

14 Sing Sing is for men...so Big Tish would fit in nicely.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 08, 2025 01:10 PM (cWffP)

15 "NOT GUILTY!"

- - - - - - NY Jurors

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:10 PM (Zz0t1)

16 It moved.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2025 01:11 PM (kgE5c)

17 DOJ has referred Leticia James to a Grand Jury in Albany for a "Deprivation of Rights" investigation by the newly formed Strike Force at DOJ.
++++
Has there ever been a successful prosecution of "deprivation of rights under color of law" (which I suspect is what this is)?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 01:11 PM (6bTRc)

18 And so it begins.

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at August 08, 2025 01:12 PM (WvZaB)

19 "When you shoot at the king, you'd better kill him."

-- Sun Tzu's Big Red Book of Pithy Aphorisms, Large Print Edition

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2025 01:12 PM (/HI9S)

20 In NY? Probably find some way to charge Trump with crimes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 01:12 PM (v4ljX)

21 Turn about is fair play.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at August 08, 2025 01:12 PM (5M/Mg)

22 Willowed

Charles Butts is a big Dem donor in Texas.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 01:12 PM (VofaG)

23 i want to work for Strike Force

Posted by: ace at August 08, 2025 01:12 PM (KRtlO)

24 More on Dildogate in WNBA.

It's a $110 bet to make $100 for a dildo to be thrown on the court of any of the three WNBA games tonight...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 08, 2025 01:12 PM (TGPs7)

25 >>I wished they'd put Mike Davis on the case. He was the Trump attorney who promised to put James's "fat ass in prison."

I find him the best outside source to know what's going on behind the curtain at the DOJ. He's good friends with Ed Martin, Emil Bove and a host of others at the DOJ and he knows Trump.

He was promising all of this would happen if Trump was elected. Seems he knows what he's talking about.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 01:13 PM (viF8m)

26 The big shock will be, when they remove the crate it's in, and it's a Giant Dildo...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 08, 2025 01:08 PM (TGPs7)

What shock? They said outright that it's a Tom Brady statue.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 01:13 PM (pERWT)

27
Big Tish will run her cell block with an iron fist.

Big Tish don't play.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 08, 2025 01:13 PM (IifOV)

28 23 i want to work for Strike Force
Posted by: ace at August 08, 2025 01:12 PM (KRtlO)

Wouldn't that take away from your Twitter time?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 01:14 PM (v4ljX)

29 But, does she have a sex toy employed that rents cabins in surrounding states?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:14 PM (Zz0t1)

30 Note that she already has a grand jury investigating her for her serial mortgage fraud.
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Which, while unlikely, is more likely to succeed than a Deprivation of Rights case. The goal might be to bankrupt her. Process as punishment, a thing she understands quite well.

It looks to me like the mortgage thing is probably primary, with more along those lines to come. I suspect Trump has just told Bondi to Capone everyone possible. Ignore the real crimes that destroyed the republic and get them on financial crimes instead. Take them out and make it clear that the easily-provable dirty pool they all play will be the rope that strings them up if they step out of line.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 01:14 PM (6bTRc)

31 Baskin Robbins has gone full Nazi!

https://is.gd/UiMQPf

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 08, 2025 01:14 PM (L/fGl)

32 How's that campaign lookin now Fat Tish?

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 08, 2025 01:15 PM (MGB5H)

33 But, does she have a sex toy employed that rents cabins in surrounding states?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:14 PM (Zz0t1)

Wait when did we start talking g about that scamp, ace's dick?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 01:15 PM (v4ljX)

34 Hundreds of people are under investigation, but until we get any of them doing the glorious perp walk, it won't mean much...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 08, 2025 01:15 PM (TGPs7)

35 Hey! I resemble that fat ass in prison remark!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 08, 2025 01:15 PM (L/fGl)

36 Has there ever been a successful prosecution of "deprivation of rights under color of law" (which I suspect is what this is)?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 01:11 PM (6bTRc)

At least she's being exposed to the meat-grinder process of defending her actions. Act Blue is broke so they won't be much help to her.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 08, 2025 01:15 PM (g8Ew8)

37
Has there ever been a successful prosecution of "deprivation of rights under color of law" (which I suspect is what this is)?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

___________

I thought it was a rather standard thing when state or local show trials result in acquittal.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 01:16 PM (OkHa0)

38
Wait when did we start talking g about that scamp, ace's dick?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 01:15 PM (v4ljX)




If you don't have a Sweetdick Honeycum on the payroll, you're not serious.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)

39 Letitia James campaigned on a promise to find something to prosecute Trump for.

So this is absolutely delicious.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2025 01:16 PM (/HI9S)

40 Hope they pull in the Manhattan DA and those two clown judges.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at August 08, 2025 01:16 PM (C4fUO)

41 Baskin Robbins has gone full Nazi!

https://is.gd/UiMQPf
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 08, 2025 01:14 PM (L/fGl)
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She seems to be doing well for herself.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 01:16 PM (6bTRc)

42
Huh.

And here I thought that "Tish" was a cute nick name for "Toilet Tissue" James.

The things you learn here.

AOSHQ-
It's educational!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 08, 2025 01:16 PM (iJfKG)

43 Baskin Robbins has gone full Nazi!

https://is.gd/UiMQPf
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 08, 2025 01:14 PM (L/fGl)

Fuck. Have to go buy some Gold Medal Ribbon to support.

My workouts were going great, guys.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 01:17 PM (v4ljX)

44 "Nobody is above the law!"

*SNORT*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2025 01:17 PM (/HI9S)

45 31 Baskin Robbins has gone full Nazi!

https://is.gd/UiMQPf

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

You know who else liked ice cream....

That's right, Joe Biden

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 01:17 PM (Dv3i1)

46 All of Trump's trials were Moscow trials.

I still can't believe the assault /Rape case was allowed to go forward when the plaintiff could not provide a year of the offense much less the date.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 01:17 PM (VofaG)

47 She seems to be doing well for herself.

Making the most of her fifteen minutes. Nothing wrong with that.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 08, 2025 01:17 PM (/y8xj)

48 AOSHQ-
It's educational!!!
Posted by: naturalfake at August 08, 2025 01:16 PM (iJfKG)
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Come for the boobs - stay for the abstruse knowledge.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 08, 2025 01:18 PM (WvZaB)

49 Silver lining:
As Ms. James's financial accumulations are depleted in her various criminal defenses, she will ultimately have to make adjustments to her lifestyle and lose significant weight.

This is for her own good.

Posted by: Orson at August 08, 2025 01:18 PM (dIske)

50 I read the content. Now I remember this particular fracas. Thanks for joggin my noggin! The short supercut vid is pretty impactful.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at August 08, 2025 01:18 PM (0I+GC)

51 You know who else liked ice cream....

That's right, Joe Biden
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 01:17 PM (Dv3i1)
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LOL

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 01:18 PM (6bTRc)

52 They warned us all for years that Trump was going to come after them if he was re-elected.

For once, I'm glad they were right.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 08, 2025 01:18 PM (6ydKt)

53 And the mug shots.We need some hilarious mug shots...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 08, 2025 01:18 PM (TGPs7)

54 You know who else liked ice cream....

That's right, Joe Biden
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 01:17 PM (Dv3i1)



But, only TRUMP has 2 scoops.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)

55 She gon jale

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at August 08, 2025 01:19 PM (E4WLu)

56 The wheels of the gods grind slowly, but exceedingly fine.

Don't stop me, I'm just getting rolling here.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2025 01:19 PM (/HI9S)

57 Making the most of her fifteen minutes. Nothing wrong with that.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 08, 2025 01:17 PM (/y8xj)
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Not a damn thing. Her window is narrow, and she's maximizing it - and appears to be having some fun doing it.

The last shot of that BR ad was the best part. A little outtake with some laughs. Laughter - other than the forced, malicious pseudo-laughter of political necessity - has been verboten for so long in the mainstream that it's really refreshing to see some again. Even if it's contrived, it works.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 01:20 PM (6bTRc)

58 No one is above the law but what Democrats don't tell you is they might be around the law.

Posted by: ... at August 08, 2025 01:20 PM (I7DM/)

59 But, only TRUMP has 2 scoops.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)

That bastard!

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 08, 2025 01:20 PM (MGB5H)

60 I still can't believe the assault /Rape case was allowed to go forward when the plaintiff could not provide a year of the offense much less the date.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 01:17 PM (VofaG)

Wasn't it technically a defamation case?

They actual had a jury find that defending yourself in public from a fake accusation amounted to actionable defamation?

I've tried to forget the details of that whole disgusting fiasco.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 01:20 PM (pERWT)

61 The Left: "Trump and the lumbering Right are unprepared for guerrilla tactics and asymmetrical warfare. We'll harass him with underhanded tactics! Bwahaha-- Urrggghhhh!"

Trump: (Plunges a dagger into their side during their celebratory laugh.) "Any further questions?"

Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2025 01:20 PM (pMi6S)

62 Baskin Robbins has gone full Nazi!

https://is.gd/UiMQPf

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Now I want ice cream . . . topped with with Sydney Sweeney.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 01:20 PM (i24o9)

63 tAnd the mug shots.We need some hilarious mug shots...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 08, 2025 01:18 PM (TGPs7)



You asked for it......


https://is.gd/aVRBJQ

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:20 PM (Zz0t1)

64 And when "Tish" sits around the law, she REALLY sits around the law.

Posted by: ... at August 08, 2025 01:20 PM (I7DM/)

65 But, only TRUMP has 2 scoops.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:19 PM


Beautiful scoops. Fabulous.

- Donnie "Two Scoops"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2025 01:20 PM (kgE5c)

66 No mercy for this sloppy gashcunt. Let the bodies hit the floor.

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 01:21 PM (iFTx/)

67 But, only TRUMP has 2 scoops.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)
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The "Donny Two Scoops" kerfuffle was one of the most retarded things I've ever seen.

I am not in White House protocol, but I'll lay my $5 bill down that anyone who wants two scoops - or more - gets it. He just *always* wants 2, so they bring it by default.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 01:21 PM (6bTRc)

68 Lock her up with a bunch of Troons.

Posted by: XTC at August 08, 2025 01:21 PM (UnA8+)

69 "Mike Davis had previously warned James: If you continue using your office to illegally harass Trump, "Big Tish," we will "throw your fat ass in prison."
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
But will it be one of those prisons that houses "MtF" transfolk among their population?

Posted by: Another Anon at August 08, 2025 01:21 PM (4h45B)

70 Aphoric pith? Athk your doctor.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at August 08, 2025 01:21 PM (0I+GC)

71 Sydney Sweeney threw out the first pitch at the Red Sox game the other night and was wearing short cut off shorts ...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 08, 2025 01:21 PM (TGPs7)

72 Race card pulled in 3...2...1!


Yeah, but who's listening now?

Posted by: sTevo at August 08, 2025 01:21 PM (ZGYRh)

73 Willowed

Charles Butts is a big Dem donor in Texas.

Posted by: polynikes


Yes, but they don't push woke, they gave ten percent of the company stock to their employees so the employees get profit sharing, they take care of the community, and they have the best fruits and vegetables of any grocery I have ever been in.

Posted by: Thomans Paine at August 08, 2025 01:21 PM (Vfq+S)

74 If you don't have a Sweetdick Honeycum on the payroll, you're not serious.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)
___________________________

I prefer Ace's use of the moniker, "Dexter Clamhammer", but then he overthought it and created some new names.

Posted by: Orson at August 08, 2025 01:21 PM (dIske)

75 I'm hoping this "revenge tour" has a few more victims.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 08, 2025 01:21 PM (Q4IgG)

76 "If somebody is the subject, the target, of a grand jury investigation, that is not a good sign."

Well yeah!

Your screwed six ways to Sunday
-Cryin Chuck Schumer

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 08, 2025 01:22 PM (VPPG8)

77 Now I want ice cream . . . topped with with Sydney Sweeney.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 01:20 PM (i24o9)

The other way.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 08, 2025 01:22 PM (MGB5H)

78 NY politics is getting fun. Cuomo punking Mamdani, Mamdani saying Cuomo talking to Trump is disqualifying, the Lt Gov challenging Hochul, Hochul being a corrupt idiot, and now Tish facing possible charges. And the leftist sheep will follow these nitwits over a cliff

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 08, 2025 01:22 PM (eadC4)

79
Yes, but they don't push woke, they gave ten percent of the company stock to their employees so the employees get profit sharing, they take care of the community, and they have the best fruits and vegetables of any grocery I have ever been in.
Posted by: Thomans Paine at August 08, 2025 01:21 PM (Vfq+S)



They seem to be more your grandfather's Democrat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:22 PM (Zz0t1)

80 Baskin Robbins should have Michelle Fields do a commercial.

I always said Baskin Robbins cost an arm and a leg.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 01:22 PM (VofaG)

81 But, only TRUMP has 2 scoops.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)

That bastard!
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 08, 2025 01:20 PM (MGB5H)

Ya don't fuck around with Donnie Two Scoops.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 08, 2025 01:22 PM (g8Ew8)

82 Love those Police Squad intros.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 08, 2025 01:22 PM (xcxpd)

83 Deprivation of rights under color of law can carry the death penalty.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 08, 2025 01:22 PM (bqduN)

84 And the leftist sheep will follow these nitwits over a cliff
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 08, 2025 01:22 PM (eadC4)
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Don't mess with our schtick.

Posted by: Lemminga at August 08, 2025 01:23 PM (WvZaB)

85 >>>Mike Davis had previously warned James: If you continue using your office to illegally harass Trump, "Big Tish," we will "throw your fat ass in prison."


*groans*

Posted by: Scales of Justice at August 08, 2025 01:24 PM (i24o9)

86 Love those Police Squad intros.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 08, 2025 01:22 PM (xcxpd)



You asked for it.......


https://youtu.be/h2-BJgllagA

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:24 PM (Zz0t1)

87 Don't mess with our schtick.
Posted by: Lemminga at August 08, 2025 01:23 PM

Another lie created and fostered by Disney.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 08, 2025 01:24 PM (MGB5H)

88 i want to work for Strike Force
Posted by: ace at August 08, 2025 01:12 PM (KRtlO)

Sorry, Ace. Tito and Rick broke up years ago.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 08, 2025 01:24 PM (0eaVi)

89 Deprivation of rights under color of law can carry the death penalty.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 08, 2025 01:22 PM (bqduN)

We can't start pursuing the death penalty. It would be uncouthed.

Posted by: ... at August 08, 2025 01:24 PM (I7DM/)

90 Off misspelled sock.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 08, 2025 01:25 PM (WvZaB)

91 24 More on Dildogate in WNBA.

It's a $110 bet to make $100 for a dildo to be thrown on the court of any of the three WNBA games tonight...
--------------------------------
If true, that's wildly stupid.

You don't wager with the public on an event the public can perform to win their bet.

Posted by: But I'm a Hero, the media says so at August 08, 2025 01:25 PM (F/35S)

92 Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 01:20 PM (pERWT)

There were two trials.

The first for the assault /rape claim

The second for defamation.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 01:25 PM (VofaG)

93 Thanks, Sponge. Loved that show!

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 08, 2025 01:26 PM (vd6bO)

94 There were two trials.

The first for the assault /rape claim

The second for defamation.
Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 01:25 PM (VofaG)

Ah.

Disgusting farce all around.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 01:26 PM (pERWT)

95 She literally advertised that she would get Trump. That was he entire public approach: get Trump. For what? Who cares, just get him. What crime? It doesn't matter, just get him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 08, 2025 01:26 PM (dfIr7)

96 Thanks, Sponge. Loved that show!
Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 08, 2025 01:26 PM (vd6bO)



I help where I can.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)

97 I wonder when the New York State appeals court will issue a decision on Trump's appeal of the judgment against him in Tish's /spit/ property valuation fraud case? The appeals court heard verbal arguments at least seven months ago.

Will New York judges dare to overturn a judgment against Trump? Do they have a death wish?

Posted by: Gref at August 08, 2025 01:26 PM (aBgBM)

98 Basking Robbins' new "Sweet on Sydney" menu prominently features rainbow sherbet in its advertising. This is *deeply* problematic because of its hijacking and subversion of symbols.

The rainbow symbol of the LGBTQIA2S+ community symbolizes the historic fight for justice, equity and inclusion for marginalized groups. Sydney Sweeney, through her own actions, symbolizes the basest tendencies of the white cishet patriarchal power structure that perpetuates itself through the targeted destruction of rights movements and generalized oppression of outsiders living within their systems.

As a regressive symbol, using a combination of Sydney Sweeney and rainbow symbology for the purpose of elongating the era of post-capitalist excess is tantamount to violence.

Posted by: Your Kid's Sociology Professor at August 08, 2025 01:26 PM (6bTRc)

99
52 They warned us all for years that Trump was going to come after them if he was re-elected.

For once, I'm glad they were right.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 08, 2025 01:18 PM

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They said that before his first term, but he let them off the hook. A peace offering. They responded by trying to destroy him. Based on what Trump has said, he is fully cognizant of this, and is proceeding accordingly in his second term.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 08, 2025 01:26 PM (uz6ub)

100 It's obvious that the color of law is crimson. Runner-up seafoam shouldn't have even been in the competition.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at August 08, 2025 01:26 PM (0I+GC)

101 >"If somebody is the subject, the target, of a grand jury investigation, that is not a good sign."
----

She'll be fine. Not to worry.

Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 01:26 PM (AOsQT)

102
As a regressive symbol, using a combination of Sydney Sweeney and rainbow symbology for the purpose of elongating the era of post-capitalist excess is tantamount to violence.
Posted by: Your Kid's Sociology Professor at August 08, 2025 01:26 PM (6bTRc)




Make the rainbow God's Promise again.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:27 PM (Zz0t1)

103 As a regressive symbol, using a combination of Sydney Sweeney and rainbow symbology for the purpose of elongating the era of post-capitalist excess is tantamount to violence.

Posted by: Your Kid's Sociology Professor at August 08, 2025 01:26 PM (6bTRc)

*golf clap*

Posted by: Scales of Justice at August 08, 2025 01:27 PM (i24o9)

104 You don't wager with the public on an event the public can perform to win their bet.
Posted by: But I'm a Hero, the media says so at August 08, 2025 01:25 PM (F/35S)

Oh man. Just imagine.

Every WNBA game devolves into some kind of insane bloody calcio storico street brawl with hundreds of people kicking the shit out of each other to either throw or prevent the throwing of a dildo on to a basketball court.

We may have just accidentally invented America's new pastime.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 01:29 PM (pERWT)

105 @97 usually a decision from an appellate court is about 90 days, sometimes a little more. NYS courts know the whole thing against Trump is BS , they just don't want to be the ones to call it out.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 08, 2025 01:29 PM (eadC4)

106 Blowtorch the bitch. She earned it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 08, 2025 01:29 PM (snZF9)

107 Trump has been convicted of paying off a loan with interest and sexuality assaulting a bat-shit crazy, ugly woman who can’t even remember what year it happened or had any evidence that it happened at all.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 08, 2025 01:29 PM (bqduN)

108 >"If somebody is the subject, the target, of a grand jury investigation, that is not a good sign."
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Wow, thanks for the tip RoBoz.

Posted by: Riptide at August 08, 2025 01:29 PM (1y5L5)

109 In case anyone is interested, this is precisely what I voted for.

Posted by: Weasel at August 08, 2025 01:30 PM (cmI4M)

110 Make the rainbow God's Promise again.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:27 PM (Zz0t1)


That would be a great bumper sticker.

Posted by: Emmie at August 08, 2025 01:30 PM (FMtrg)

111 Blowtorch the bitch. She earned it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 08, 2025 01:29 PM (snZF9)

I'd be able to smell the bacon all the way down here.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 08, 2025 01:30 PM (MGB5H)

112 "NOT GUILTY!"

- - - - - - NY Jurors"NOT GUILTY!"

-
Except it's in the Northern District of NY, Albany.
Not NYC, southern dist.

There is a federal courthouse in Plattsburg, in the NDNY, in Jefferson County, it voted 51% for Trump; and in Utica, Oneida Co.; voted 60% for Trump.

Set the case for trial there.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 08, 2025 01:30 PM (IIsq3)

113 I'm so hetero that I don't think I could hold onto a fake dick long enough to throw it.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 01:31 PM (VofaG)

114 102 "Make the rainbow God's Promise again."

Amen

Posted by: Next2Nothing at August 08, 2025 01:31 PM (tA1/w)

115 Trump has been convicted of paying off a loan with interest and sexuality assaulting a bat-shit crazy, ugly woman who can’t even remember what year it happened or had any evidence that it happened at all.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 08, 2025 01:29 PM (bqduN)



I just want to know if they had the jury watch the Law and Order episode she based her entire story on.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:31 PM (Zz0t1)

116 Has anyone checked in with the other side of the forest? They can’t be doing very well today in DUlandia.

Posted by: Piper at August 08, 2025 01:31 PM (/sySz)

117 Quentin Tarantino will direct the perp walk.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at August 08, 2025 01:31 PM (57noz)

118 Will New York judges dare to overturn a judgment against Trump? Do they have a death wish?

Posted by: Gref at August 08, 2025 01:26 PM


I recall hearing some of the oral argument. The judges, for the most part, didn't sound like they were having the state's BS.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2025 01:31 PM (Wnv9h)

119
That would be a great bumper sticker.
Posted by: Emmie at August 08, 2025 01:30 PM (FMtrg)



I also want to see "God didn't get it wrong, YOU did" go viral.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)

120 I'm so hetero that I don't think I could hold onto a fake dick long enough to throw it.
Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 01:31 PM (VofaG)
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Do you eat hot dogs sideways?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 08, 2025 01:32 PM (WvZaB)

121 Sing Sing is too nice for Tish. Pretty view on the Hudson and cliffs on the Rockland side. Clinton, in the far north of the state would be the coldest and most inhospitable, but I think it's only for men.

I guess it would be a Fed prison, anyway, never mind.

Posted by: Mayberry Jail at August 08, 2025 01:32 PM (G5+As)

122 If she's gonna be 'hoist by her own petard', they better get some serious block and tackle ready.

And a double XL orange jumpsuit or two.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at August 08, 2025 01:32 PM (WCo3d)

123 More on Dildogate in WNBA.

It's a $110 bet to make $100 for a dildo to be thrown on the court of any of the three WNBA games tonight...


More action that way. Betting on a dunk has worse odds than winning a $1 billion Powerball.

Posted by: t-bird at August 08, 2025 01:33 PM (gxJBA)

124 Will New York judges dare to overturn a judgment against Trump? Do they have a death wish?
Posted by: Gref at August 08, 2025 01:26 PM (aBgBM)
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Deathwish or not is irrelevant. They won't do it regardless. Not NYC, anyway. Maybe - *maybe* - if they get a trial somewhere upstate. But even then, I doubt it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 01:33 PM (6bTRc)

125 Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 01:33 PM (2FwlN)

126 In case anyone is interested, this is precisely what I voted for.
Posted by: Weasel at August 08, 2025 01:30 PM


*fistbump*

More of this, please.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2025 01:33 PM (Wnv9h)

127 recall hearing some of the oral argument. The judges, for the most part, didn't sound like they were having the state's BS.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2025 01:31 PM (Wnv9h)

Even if they personally hate Trump they know they can't allow it to stand because of the precedent it sets for other businesses. The whole "well only use it against Trump promise" ain't gonna cut it.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 08, 2025 01:33 PM (MGB5H)

128 If she's gonna be 'hoist by her own petard', they better get some serious block and tackle ready.
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A petard was an explosive device. "Hoist" in this case means "flung up into the air."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 08, 2025 01:34 PM (WvZaB)

129 Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 01:33 PM (2FwlN)
++++
"Two Scoops of Revenge: The Donald Trump Story" - coming soon to a theater near you!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 01:34 PM (6bTRc)

130 109 In case anyone is interested, this is precisely what I voted for.
Posted by: Weasel at August 08, 2025 01:30 PM (cmI4M)


I never think of these things in time, but recently a hostile Trump hater (that I was trying to be nice to) sneered that "Trump doesn't care about people; he only wants to win."

Maybe I could have responded, "Well, don't be too hard on him. We keep telling him we're not tired of winning yet. What's he gonna do?"

Posted by: Emmie at August 08, 2025 01:34 PM (FMtrg)

131 106 Blowtorch the bitch. She earned it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 08, 2025 01:29 PM (snZF9)

Firm but fair

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 08, 2025 01:34 PM (xcxpd)

132 Do you eat hot dogs sideways?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 08, 2025 01:32 PM (WvZaB)

Hot dogs don't have a set of balls attached😁

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 01:34 PM (VofaG)

133 91 24 More on Dildogate in WNBA.

It's a $110 bet to make $100 for a dildo to be thrown on the court of any of the three WNBA games tonight...
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If true, that's wildly stupid.

You don't wager with the public on an event the public can perform to win their bet.
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This is another Disco Sucks rebellion. Loving it.

Posted by: pudinhead at August 08, 2025 01:34 PM (W3T6M)

134 That Sydney Sweeney ad is beautiful! She's filled the need of all of us to just see a normal good looking girl act normal again.

It reminds me of my most treasured Baskin Robbins moment, many years ago. It was pretty full, and there was some group in line, including a pretty decent looking girl who got a BR cone. What came next was that she continued to stand by the counter, talking to her friends (btw I was with a group of my friends) and she started to lick that ice cream cone carefully all along the sides,, sticking her tongue way out. Then she smiled a bit, not at anyone in particular, and held the the ice cream where she could come down on it from the top, wrapping her lips all the way around it, and slowly moving it in and out a bit.

yeah by that time every guy in the place was completely paralyzed with their mouth hanging open. She had skillz.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 08, 2025 01:34 PM (uWKK8)

135 Im pretty sure the WNBA has a dildo surplus.

Posted by: I'm going out on A limb at August 08, 2025 01:35 PM (1y5L5)

136 Where’s her fvcking Mug shot? So very sick of these Club 85 Bitches screwing everything up

Posted by: Common Tater at August 08, 2025 01:35 PM (FiefX)

137 DOJ grand jury means federal charges. The state of New York has no say in this!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 01:35 PM (2FwlN)

138 More on Dildogate in WNBA.

It's a $110 bet to make $100 for a dildo to be thrown on the court of any of the three WNBA games tonight...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 08, 2025 01:12 PM (TGPs7)
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"Dildogate" makes it sound bad, though. It's not. Maybe call it Dildoblast or Dildopalooza?

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 01:35 PM (iFTx/)

139 @121 Bedford Hills is the nastiest women's prison in NYS or it was. A guy I know was a prison guard and said his temp assignment there was his worst ever

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 08, 2025 01:35 PM (eadC4)

140 ----------------
This is another Disco Sucks rebellion. Loving it.
Posted by: pudinhead at August 08, 2025 01:34 PM (W3T6M)




"Oh shit......."

- - - - Steve Dahl

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:35 PM (Zz0t1)

141 Oh crap.

We're about to discover the uglier side of lesbian prison sex.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 17.7% at August 08, 2025 01:35 PM (jvJvP)

142 The dildo heard around the World.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at August 08, 2025 01:35 PM (57noz)

143 It's a $110 bet to make $100 for a dildo to be thrown on the court of any of the three WNBA games tonight...
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If true, that's wildly stupid.

You don't wager with the public on an event the public can perform to win their bet.
Posted by: But I'm a Hero, the media says so
____

That's crazy

Posted by: Cleveland Guardians Pitcher and Bettor at August 08, 2025 01:36 PM (Dv3i1)

144 _____

"Dildogate" makes it sound bad, though. It's not. Maybe call it Dildoblast or Dildopalooza?
Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 01:35 PM (iFTx/)



Rubber Dick Derby.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:36 PM (Zz0t1)

145 All Leftists need to be in a Memory Care Residence.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 01:37 PM (VofaG)

146 Do you eat hot dogs sideways?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 08, 2025 01:32 PM (WvZaB)

Hot dogs don't have a set of balls attached😁
Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 01:34 PM


Attached, no. Are you prepared to say they aren't possibly involved elsewhere in the dog?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2025 01:37 PM (Wnv9h)

147 Baskin Robbins has gone full Nazi!

https://is.gd/UiMQPf
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here
.......

Needs moar tummy.

Posted by: wth at August 08, 2025 01:37 PM (UjdFS)

148 Dildogate" makes it sound bad, though. It's not. Maybe call it Dildoblast or Dildopalooza?
Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 01:35 PM (iFTx/)

Dildofest or a féte dildo

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 08, 2025 01:37 PM (MGB5H)

149 If true, that's wildly stupid.

You don't wager with the public on an event the public can perform to win their bet.
Posted by: But I'm a Hero, the media says so

You do if you want an easy way to make sure it happens.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 08, 2025 01:37 PM (uWKK8)

150 All Leftists need to be in a Memory Care Residence.
Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 01:37 PM (VofaG)



I'm sorry. The judges were looking for 'insane asylum.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:37 PM (Zz0t1)

151 That video, but itself, destroys any possible defense. However, that video should have destroyed her case against Trump to begin with, and a judge, watching that should have tossed the case from court.

Youi can't campaign on "getting" someone convicted of some crime, any crime, then file a bunch of lawsuits against that person once in office. It is completely prejudicial to the process.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 08, 2025 01:38 PM (D1vbu)

152 The Sydney Sweeney Baskin-Robbins commercial made me look up where our local Baskin-Robbins is.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 01:39 PM (2FwlN)

153 5 Who's excited about the unveiling of the bronze Tom Brady statue tonight?

The big shock will be, when they remove the crate it's in, and it's a Giant Dildo...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 08, 2025 01:08 PM (TGPs7)
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About as shocking as the unveiling of a Tom Brady statue in center court of tonight's WNBA game.

Posted by: Another Anon at August 08, 2025 01:39 PM (4h45B)

154 can't campaign on "getting" someone convicted of some crime, any crime, then file a bunch of lawsuits against that person once in office. It is completely prejudicial to the process.
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Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? Because where I used to work people did that all the time.

Posted by: Tish Costanza at August 08, 2025 01:40 PM (1y5L5)

155 The Sydney Sweeney Baskin-Robbins commercial made me look up where our local Baskin-Robbins is.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 01:39 PM (2FwlN)
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The BR that was near me is gone, now,

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 08, 2025 01:40 PM (WvZaB)

156
The big shock will be, when they remove the crate it's in, and it's a Giant Dildo...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 08, 2025 01:08 PM (TGPs7)



SCHLONGED!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)

157 The Sydney Sweeney Baskin-Robbins commercial made me look up where our local Baskin-Robbins is.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 01:39 PM (2FwlN)

Sadly, she's not there waiting for you.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 08, 2025 01:40 PM (0eaVi)

158 Heh, had two hotdogs last night. Boiled, dosed with German mustard and Southern Chow Chow. It worked!

Posted by: pudinhead at August 08, 2025 01:40 PM (W3T6M)

159 Dildo Jam

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 08, 2025 01:40 PM (eadC4)

160 A petard was an explosive device. "Hoist" in this case means "flung up into the air."

Ah... learn something new every time I come here. Usually it's stupid puns, but you know, beggars/choosers...

Anyhow, thankee... Well, regardless, imagine the amount of explosive power needed to fling her chunky impossible-to-wipe-by-traditional-means ass into the air.

Really hoping she gets to spend some time in a monochromatic wardrobe, trading her daily fruit cup for smokes and sexual favors.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at August 08, 2025 01:40 PM (WCo3d)

161 The Sydney Sweeney Baskin-Robbins commercial made me look up where our local Baskin-Robbins is.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 01:39 PM (2FwlN)

Sadly, she's not there waiting for you.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 08, 2025 01:40 PM

There's always a chance.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 08, 2025 01:41 PM (MGB5H)

162 New sport, dildo ball.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at August 08, 2025 01:41 PM (57noz)

163 fairs fair

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 08, 2025 01:41 PM (Vh9CX)

164 Heh, had two hotdogs last night. Boiled, dosed with German mustard and Southern Chow Chow. It worked!
Posted by: pudinhead at August 08, 2025 01:40 PM (W3T6M)

My grandma used to make that. I'm not even sure what it is.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 08, 2025 01:41 PM (0eaVi)

165 I'm so hetero that I don't think I could hold onto a fake dick long enough to throw it.
Posted by: polynikes

No substitute for the original, right? *winks*

Posted by: polynikes dick at August 08, 2025 01:41 PM (UjdFS)

166 New sport, dildo ball.
Posted by: Dreamingrobot at August 08, 2025 01:41 PM (57noz)



If you can dodge a dong, you can dodge a ball.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:41 PM (Zz0t1)

167 Anyhow, thankee... Well, regardless, imagine the amount of explosive power needed to fling her chunky impossible-to-wipe-by-traditional-means ass into the air.
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I think it's in the region of "small nuclear device."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 08, 2025 01:42 PM (WvZaB)

168 Even if they personally hate Trump they know they can't allow it to stand because of the precedent it sets for other businesses. The whole "well only use it against Trump promise" ain't gonna cut it.
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Prosecuting one person only, before or since, is the very definition of a 14th equal protection violation.
They know it.
Everyone knows it.
So, unless they dismiss the case, it's going to end up in federal court and to SCOTUS.
And the smarter evil judges know that will only mean bad things for their little fiefdoms of corruption.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 08, 2025 01:42 PM (IIsq3)

169


13 Where will the jury be empaneled?
Posted by: What matters most. Venue at August 08, 2025 01:10 PM (1y5L5)

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 08, 2025 01:42 PM (wGK1C)

170 164 Heh, had two hotdogs last night. Boiled, dosed with German mustard and Southern Chow Chow. It worked!
Posted by: pudinhead at August 08, 2025 01:40 PM (W3T6M)

My grandma used to make that. I'm not even sure what it is.
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Its called too lazy to find Kraut.

Posted by: pudinhead at August 08, 2025 01:42 PM (W3T6M)

171 162 New sport, dildo ball.
Posted by: Dreamingrobot

That isn't new, silly.

Posted by: Mayor Pete at August 08, 2025 01:43 PM (Dv3i1)

172 "I bet Leticia James wishes she didn’t make this campaign video…"

She not only made the statements she promoted herself using them. She got elected off of them.

The courts need to crush this sort of behavior, fully and completely.

What's to prevent someone from running for AG of New York and promising they are going to toss Eric Adams in jail? All you need is 50%+1 vote to do that. But that isn't justice.

What you should say is "hold the powerful accountable within the letter of the law." But Leticia James is so fucking stupid she called out Trump by name.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 08, 2025 01:43 PM (D1vbu)

173 Who's excited about the unveiling of the bronze Tom Brady statue tonight?

The big shock will be, when they remove the crate it's in, and it's a Giant Dildo...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 08, 2025 01:08 PM (TGPs7)
______________

"Meh"

-- Cristiano Ronaldo

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 01:43 PM (iFTx/)

174 Chow chow is just dutchie giardinera, right?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 01:43 PM (pERWT)

175
What you should say is "hold the powerful accountable within the letter of the law." But Leticia James is so fucking stupid she called out Trump by name.
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 08, 2025 01:43 PM (D1vbu)



And won her election.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:44 PM (Zz0t1)

176 My grandma used to make that. I'm not even sure what it is.
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Its called too lazy to find Kraut.
Posted by: pudinhead at August 08, 2025 01:42 PM (W3T6M)

Or, not really interested enough to find out. Haven't thought about it in years. Never ate it.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 08, 2025 01:44 PM (0eaVi)

177 Fuck. Have to go buy some Gold Medal Ribbon to support
====

Jamoca Almond Fudge
Gold Medal Ribbon
Winter White Chocolate

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 08, 2025 01:44 PM (JvZF+)

178 A petard was an explosive device. "Hoist" in this case means "flung up into the air."

Yeah, the Petard was a very early cannon, sometimes it would just blow up instead of launching a ball.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 08, 2025 01:44 PM (dfIr7)

179 Prosecuting one person only, before or since, is the very definition of a 14th equal protection violation.

Arguably this should flow from writs of attainder. Tish doesn't get to be Queen John.

Posted by: gKWVE at August 08, 2025 01:44 PM (sDWtc)

180 Chow chow is just dutchie giardinera, right?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 01:43 PM (pERWT)




You asked for it........


https://youtu.be/EsyUa63NM1E

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:45 PM (Zz0t1)

181 If you can dodge a dong, you can dodge a ball.
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Some of those girls have been dodging the dong pretty successfully. Others seemed giddy at the sudden appearance of the bouncing dongs.

Posted by: It's telling at August 08, 2025 01:45 PM (1y5L5)

182 Chow chow is just dutchie giardinera, right?

Isn't that just what you feed a Chow?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 08, 2025 01:45 PM (dfIr7)

183 Round and round
What comes around goes around
I'll tell you why, why, why, why
Round and round

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 08, 2025 01:45 PM (NtVYv)

184 151 That video, but itself, destroys any possible defense.

13 Where will the jury be empaneled?
Posted by: What matters most. Venue at August 08, 2025

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Forget it Jake. It's Chinatown

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 08, 2025 01:45 PM (wGK1C)

185
i want to work for Strike Force
Posted by: ace at August 08, 2025 01:12 PM (KRtlO)



Police Squad has an opening... Undercover Wicket

Tonight's Episode: Naked Came The Ewok

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 08, 2025 01:45 PM (y9nCu)

186 What does the "Now it's beginning" guy have to say bout this?

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at August 08, 2025 01:45 PM (89Sog)

187 I'm sure most of the FNM is wailing about Trump weaponizing the DOJ against the commiecrats. But the only way to get the commiecrats to back off on the shenanigans is this tit for tat until they straighten up.

Posted by: PaleRider at August 08, 2025 01:45 PM (CKOCg)

188 Sadly, she's not there waiting for you.

True enough, but the ad served to remind me that Baskin-Robbins-Robbins has good ice cream. Unlike say, Gillette reminding me to never buy anything from Gillette ever again!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 01:45 PM (2FwlN)

189 You just have to love how delicious the irony tastes of the very same people now howling that Trump's threats to come after them if he won disqualifies and taints this investigation were the very same ones who campaigned on investigating Trump if they won.

Their own words now condemn their prosecution of Trump as purely political .

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 08, 2025 01:46 PM (IIsq3)

190 I am looking forward to Tish's mug shot and then having Trump showing up at her trials. Justice being served would be great. Seeing vengeance with a side of humiliation being dished out would sublime. Tish acted with criminally corrupt intent and then made sure Trump got subjected to a Soviet style show trial. It seems only fair she get subjected to an endless Jack Smith style investigation burlesque circus before getting prosecuted for outrageously abusing her office to persecute a man she knew was innocent. She cannot be despised enough.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 08, 2025 01:46 PM (9vYpt)

191 174 Chow chow is just dutchie giardinera, right?
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Its pickled but it doesn't include carrots, cauliflower and beans. Much moar refined.

Posted by: pudinhead at August 08, 2025 01:46 PM (W3T6M)

192 I'm just surprised to find out that none of the WNBA teams have flannel jerseys. I thought that was a given.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at August 08, 2025 01:46 PM (WCo3d)

193 "I bet Leticia James wishes she didn't make this campaign video"

It was her entire campaign pitch, basically the sole reason she gave for voting for her. I think she would have won anyway because she was the Machine Candidate, and the Machine always gets what it wants.

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 01:46 PM (iFTx/)

194 166 New sport, dildo ball.
Posted by: Dreamingrobot at August 08, 2025 01:41 PM (57noz)


If you can dodge a dong, you can dodge a ball.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:41 PM (Zz0t1)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 01:46 PM (v4ljX)

195 and she started to lick that ice cream cone carefully all along the sides,, sticking her tongue way out. Then she smiled a bit, not at anyone in particular, and held the the ice cream where she could come down on it from the top, wrapping her lips all the way around it, and slowly moving it in and out a bit.

FWEEDOM!

Posted by: that little girl was me at August 08, 2025 01:46 PM (sDWtc)

196 The "Deprivation of Rights under Color of Law" charge should make more than a few people sweat.

That's a serious charge which caries serious penalties.

Maybe nothing comes of it, but that's a charge which cannot be lightly dismissed.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 08, 2025 01:47 PM (tT6L1)

197 Oregon Department of Transportation is your go-to place to learn about whale demolition.

Posted by: Blubbering Ben at August 08, 2025 01:47 PM (G5+As)

198 and she started to lick that ice cream cone carefully all along the sides,, sticking her tongue way out. Then she smiled a bit, not at anyone in particular, and held the the ice cream where she could come down on it from the top, wrapping her lips all the way around it, and slowly moving it in and out a bit.




This is from a Stacy Abrahms book, isn't it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)

199
Yeah, the Petard was a very early cannon, sometimes it would just blow up instead of launching a ball.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 08, 2025 01:44 PM (dfIr7)
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No, it was an early shaped charge, if you will. Gunpowder stuffed into a bell-shaped container, placed against city gates to blow them down. Of course, you and your buddies in the Forlorn Hope had to get it there under fire, brace it against the gate with the beams you brought with you, light it off and get away before it blew.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 08, 2025 01:47 PM (WvZaB)

200 More NY happenings
: Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem says she is considering deporting communist NYC mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani!

https://tinyurl.com/mrxb7a4e

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 08, 2025 01:48 PM (VPPG8)

201
I'm just surprised to find out that none of the WNBA teams have flannel jerseys. I thought that was a given.
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at August 08, 2025 01:46 PM (WCo3d)



The Subaru sponsorship contract is locked in though.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 08, 2025 01:48 PM (y9nCu)

202 That video, but itself, destroys any possible defense.

13 Where will the jury be empaneled?
Posted by: What matters most. Venue at August 08, 2025

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Forget it Jake. It's Chinatown
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See above. It's in N.D.N.Y.; with two possible courthouses in counties that voted for Trump; one at 60%.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 08, 2025 01:49 PM (IIsq3)

203 No, it was an early shaped charge, if you will. Gunpowder stuffed into a bell-shaped container, placed against city gates to blow them down. Of course, you and your buddies in the Forlorn Hope had to get it there under fire, brace it against the gate with the beams you brought with you, light it off and get away before it blew.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 08, 2025 01:47 PM (WvZaB)

Either Empire Earth or Age of Empires had that available as a weapon.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 08, 2025 01:49 PM (0eaVi)

204 https://is.gd/UiMQPf

I have never loved Baskin Robbins more.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 08, 2025 01:49 PM (JvZF+)

205 Rumors of a Russia Ukraine truce are appearing.

Posted by: Thomans Paine at August 08, 2025 01:49 PM (Vfq+S)

206 -
See above. It's in N.D.N.Y.; with two possible courthouses in counties that voted for Trump; one at 60%.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 08, 2025 01:49 PM (IIsq3)



Trump voters will be excluded from the jury pool.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:49 PM (Zz0t1)

207 "Deprivation of Rights under Color of Law" is what Sheriff Tompkins is being charged with, having extorted businesses in Boston.
That motherfucker in particular belongs in the worst fed pen we got.

Posted by: gKWVE at August 08, 2025 01:49 PM (sDWtc)

208 This is from a Stacy Abrahms book, isn't it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)

I thought it was Sydney Sweeney fanatic.

I like.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 01:49 PM (v4ljX)

209 From the Bee:

Anyone caught throwing a dildo on the court will be forced to attend 10 more WNBA games.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 08, 2025 01:49 PM (2UnvF)

210 Prosecuting one person only, before or since, is the very definition of a 14th equal protection violation. They know it. Everyone knows it. So, unless they dismiss the case, it's going to end up in federal court and to SCOTUS. And the smarter evil judges know that will only mean bad things for their little fiefdoms of corruption. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 08, 2025 01:42 PM (IIsq3)

Exactly. They have no choice in the matter - they not only have to dismiss the trump case but hold her accountable for her intense stupidity of maneuvering things into this situation. There are good REASONS why you don't do this. Because it bites you square on your fat ass every time.

Trump people chanted "lock her up" about Hillary. Trump was smart enough not to go after her legally. Because it would have gotten tossed out on the same grounds. And likely gotten him into a boatload of trouble.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 08, 2025 01:49 PM (D1vbu)

211 Extra points catching it in your mouth.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at August 08, 2025 01:50 PM (57noz)

212 205 Rumors of a Russia Ukraine truce are appearing.

Posted by: Thomans Paine at August 08, 2025 01:49 PM (Vfq+S)

Saw that, too...truce would let Russia keep the Ukraine land they have, is the rumor...this was the old rumored truce, so I won't out much stock into it til I see something official...

Posted by: Nova Local at August 08, 2025 01:50 PM (tOcjL)

213 New sport, dildo ball.
Posted by: Dreamingrobot at August 08, 2025 01:41 PM (57noz)

If you can dodge a dong, you can dodge a ball.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:41 PM (Zz0t1)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 01:46 PM (v4ljX)

I question the wisdom of creating a guild of women skilled in the art of wang-avoidance.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 01:50 PM (i24o9)

214 Fanatic=fanfic

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 01:50 PM (v4ljX)

215 Extra points catching it in your mouth.
Posted by: Dreamingrobot at August 08, 2025 01:50 PM (57noz)




Bark like a seal for me......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)

216
I question the wisdom of creating a guild of women skilled in the art of wang-avoidance.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 01:50 PM (i24o9)



Did you miss where the topic was the WNBA?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:51 PM (Zz0t1)

217 I question the wisdom of creating a guild of women skilled in the art of wang-avoidance.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 01:50 PM (i24o9)

Isn't that what women's softball is all about?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 01:51 PM (v4ljX)

218 Rumors of a Russia Ukraine truce are appearing.
===
It will be like north Korea and south Korea. A cessation of active hostility, but zero'd artillery on both sidez.....for decades.

Posted by: It's telling at August 08, 2025 01:51 PM (1y5L5)

219 Rumors of a Russia Ukraine truce are appearing.
Posted by: Thomans Paine at August 08, 2025 01:49 PM (Vfq+S)

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That would be 8 peace deals in 8 months. In response, the Nobel committee will give another peace prize to Obama.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 08, 2025 01:51 PM (2UnvF)

220 I question the wisdom of creating a guild of women skilled in the art of wang-avoidance.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 01:50 PM (i24o9)
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That's like, 90% of the gals in the WNBA....

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 08, 2025 01:51 PM (tT6L1)

221 no, that was Extortion Under Color of Official Right.

Posted by: gKWVE at August 08, 2025 01:51 PM (sDWtc)

222 You know what is going to be awesome if they do bring the charges out of the Utica federal courthouse (the county that voted 60% for Trump), will be the left howling that "there's no way she can get a fair trial there!!!"

Oh, you mean like the J6ers in 90% Dem-voting DC?

You all cheered the judges denying a change of venue there.
And still insist the process was 100% fair.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 08, 2025 01:51 PM (IIsq3)

223 What is the deal with black women prosecutors? They seem like super idiots. It is that sassy black lady finger waving attitude coupled with entitled queen image of themselves. Just complete trainwrecks once they get in power.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 08, 2025 01:52 PM (D1vbu)

224 More NY happenings
: Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem says she is considering deporting communist NYC mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani!

https://tinyurl.com/mrxb7a4e

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 08, 2025 01:48 PM (VPPG

Isn't Omar a ready-made test case?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 01:52 PM (i24o9)

225 That video, but itself, destroys any possible defense.

13 Where will the jury be empaneled?
Posted by: What matters most. Venue at August 08, 2025

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Forget it Jake. It's Chinatown
--
See above. It's in N.D.N.Y.; with two possible courthouses in counties that voted for Trump; one at 60%.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 08, 2025 01:49 PM (IIsq3)
__________

NDNY is basically all of NY north of the Catskills

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 01:52 PM (iFTx/)

226 No, it was an early shaped charge, if you will.

cool, thanks for the correction

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 08, 2025 01:52 PM (dfIr7)

227 It will be like north Korea and south Korea. A cessation of active hostility, but zero'd artillery on both sidez.....for decades.
Posted by: It's telling at August 08, 2025 01:51 PM (1y5L5)

I could see it being more like a US/Mexico kind of border.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 01:52 PM (pERWT)

228
Old and busted: truce would let Russia keep the Ukraine land they have

New hotness: truce would let Russia keep the Ukraine land they have

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 01:53 PM (Dv3i1)

229 Rumors of a Russia Ukraine truce are appearing.

==

ceasefire, more like

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 01:53 PM (g47mK)

230 223 What is the deal with black women prosecutors? They seem like super idiots. It is that sassy black lady finger waving attitude coupled with entitled queen image of themselves. Just complete trainwrecks once they get in power.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 08, 2025 01:52 PM (D1vbu)

DEIs who only got where they are b/c of grievance politics.

Posted by: Nova Local at August 08, 2025 01:53 PM (tOcjL)

231 Just complete trainwrecks once they get in power.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 08, 2025 01:52 PM (D1vbu)

You can take the power-mad scrunt out of the DMV, but you can't take the DMV out of the power-mad scrunt.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 01:53 PM (i24o9)

232
CBD is the WNBA now.

Get your dildos here

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 08, 2025 01:53 PM (NtVYv)

233 question the wisdom of creating a guild of women skilled in the art of wang-avoidance
===
Those with such skills have it naturally. Those who are dong magnets, also come by the skill naturally.

Posted by: It's telling at August 08, 2025 01:53 PM (1y5L5)

234 It is that sassy black lady finger waving attitude coupled with entitled queen image of themselves. Just complete trainwrecks once they get in power.
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 08, 2025 01:52 PM (D1vbu)

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Umm, YEAH?

And your point is?

Posted by: The Soros Open Society Foundation at August 08, 2025 01:53 PM (/HI9S)

235 New sport, dildo ball.
Posted by: Dreamingrobot at August 08, 2025 01:41 PM (57noz)

If you can dodge a dong, you can dodge a ball.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:41 PM (Zz0t1)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 01:46 PM (v4ljX)
______

"What if you don't want to dodge the dong or the balls?"

-- Pete Bootyjuice

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 01:53 PM (iFTx/)

236 As I heard it, “Hoist with your own petard” was said of a grenadier who ran into the diggings under the wall in a siege with an explosive charge (the petard), but failed to high tail it out of there in time, hence “hoist with his own petard,” as in flung into the air.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 01:54 PM (2FwlN)

237 Trump is meeting Putin next week. Somewhere....UAE possibly.

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 01:54 PM (g47mK)

238
I never new CBD's dildo was green.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 08, 2025 01:54 PM (NtVYv)

239 What is the deal with black women prosecutors? They seem like super idiots. It is that sassy black lady finger waving attitude coupled with entitled queen image of themselves. Just complete trainwrecks once they get in power.
Posted by: El Mariachi
------

This is about me, isn't it.

Posted by: Fani Willis at August 08, 2025 01:54 PM (XeU6L)

240 That would be 8 peace deals in 8 months. In response, the Nobel committee will give another peace prize to Obama.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 08, 2025 01:51 PM (2UnvF)

They'd rather give the Peace Prize to Putin than Donald Trump.

Posted by: mrp at August 08, 2025 01:54 PM (rj6Yv)

241 Oregon Department of Transportation is your go-to place to learn about whale demolition.
Posted by: Blubbering Ben


Not boo-yah! Boom-yah!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 01:55 PM (rqka2)

242 Speaking of ice cream, by the way, Ben or Jerry or Ben and Jerry placed pathetic looking child dolls in Disneyland on August 6 with signs telling people to remember Hiroshima.

https://is.gd/LrLzet

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 08, 2025 01:55 PM (L/fGl)

243 Those who are dong magnets, also come by the skill naturally.
Posted by: It's telling at August 08, 2025 01:53 PM (1y5L5)

It's a gift.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at August 08, 2025 01:55 PM (I7DM/)

244 Buttberg got his stuff kicked in, I think

@ProfMJCleveland
🚨🚨🚨BREAKING: HUGE Trump Win on Boasberg contempt case!!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 08, 2025 01:55 PM (mlg/3)

245 240 That would be 8 peace deals in 8 months. In response, the Nobel committee will give another peace prize to Obama.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 08, 2025 01:51 PM (2UnvF)

They'd rather give the Peace Prize to Putin than Donald Trump.

Posted by: mrp at August 08, 2025 01:54 PM (rj6Yv)

Nah, it would go to Z-man for being so gracious to accept...

Posted by: Nova Local at August 08, 2025 01:55 PM (tOcjL)

246 I never new CBD's dildo was green.
___

I assumed the green one belongs to Miss Piggy.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 01:55 PM (Dv3i1)

247 Throwing dildos on the court is just part of the centuries of oppression of women, according to a WNBA coach.

Fortunately, assaulting white heterosexual players on the court is still A-OK in the WNBA!

Posted by: The Left! at August 08, 2025 01:55 PM (xTIDn)

248 James has two cases against her pending at this time.
James taunted Trumps DOJ in Jan 25 touting her education and prosecutorial prowess.
James Alma mater
Whats-A Matta- U

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 08, 2025 01:56 PM (VPPG8)

249 Ben and Jerry's has spent decades perfecting the art of making ice cream depressing.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 01:56 PM (pERWT)

250 Just complete trainwrecks once they get in power.

not just the prosecutors

mayors, city councilwomen, any kind of municipal official, US Senators, anyone with the Slay Kween mentality

and the demorat assiduously cultivates them and promotes them, because they are the mainstay of their party AKA satanic coven

Posted by: kallisto at August 08, 2025 01:56 PM (dCxaZ)

251 Leticia is a complete idiot. Well, not really. I think she might be smart, but she has, what's the word I'm looking for? A black lady attitude of "you don't tell me what to do." That...doesn't work within the law. The law is by nature highly constrained - it has to be to function at all.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 08, 2025 01:57 PM (D1vbu)

252 What you should say is "hold the powerful accountable within the letter of the law." But Leticia James is so fucking stupid she called out Trump by name.
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 08, 2025 01:43 PM (D1vbu)

They never expected to lose power again. Whoops. Whoopsie.

Posted by: ... at August 08, 2025 01:57 PM (I7DM/)

253 A League of their Own covered in dildos.

Posted by: pudinhead at August 08, 2025 01:57 PM (W3T6M)

254 Rumors of a Russia Ukraine truce are appearing.

==

ceasefire, more like
Posted by: runner


Ceasefire. We'll pick it back up in 18 years after we've raised more soldiers for the grinder.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 01:57 PM (rqka2)

255 113 I'm so hetero that I don't think I could hold onto a fake dick long enough to throw it.

A true hetero-bro isn't threatened by a rubber willy. We recognize it as a brother in arms that takes care of those unfortunate flowers we are too busy to pollinate.

Posted by: Nelly at August 08, 2025 01:58 PM (cHLus)

256 249 Ben and Jerry's has spent decades perfecting the art of making ice cream depressing.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 01:56 PM (pERWT)

---------

But still, studies show that eight out of 10 fat, ugly, purple-hair, tacklebox-faced hysterics prefer it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2025 01:58 PM (/HI9S)

257 Captain Obvious, you said it better than me!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 01:58 PM (2FwlN)

258 Tish was the HUNTER. She's now THE HUNTED! 🔥

-------------

We're gonna need a BIGGER harpoon!

Posted by: ShainS at August 08, 2025 01:58 PM (Yw8Ag)

259 It's about time "our side" started punching back instead of the usual panty-waisted milquetoast pinky-finger-raising dismissively-sniffing "that's not who we are old boy" bend over and spread the cheeks again response.

Posted by: Uncontrolled opposition- an idea whose time has come at August 08, 2025 01:58 PM (KOE6H)

260 Ceasefire. We'll pick it back up in 18 years after we've raised more soldiers for the grinder.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 01:57 PM (rqka2)



I envision the north Korea , South Korea scenario. Except that the US will have a positive relationship with both sides.

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 01:58 PM (g47mK)

261 When are they going to play the racist prosecution card?

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 01:58 PM (VofaG)

262 Just complete trainwrecks once they get in power.

not just the prosecutors

mayors, city councilwomen, any kind of municipal official, US Senators, anyone with the Slay Kween mentality

and the demorat assiduously cultivates them and promotes them, because they are the mainstay of their party AKA satanic coven

Posted by: kallisto at August 08, 2025 01:56 PM (dCxaZ)

Repost:

There is a theme here. These DEI and other leftist hires are not hired for competence. They are hired because they will follow orders and do just about anything, regardless of morality or other societal restraint.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 12:56 PM (i24o9)

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 01:59 PM (i24o9)

263 Have you all contemplated that, because these are charges related to her motivations, that opens discovery to include what would have been privileged?

So, they are going to get internal emails discussing litigation strategy.
Texts.
Phone logs.

I guarantee there is going to be Marc Elias all mixed up in there.

This is a lot bigger than going after a piddling ass loud mouth NY AG--this is an operation aimed at the heart of the Democrat Party's lawfare.
And none of them can say shit publicly in defense of her or out themselves as conspirators.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 08, 2025 01:59 PM (IIsq3)

264 When are they going to play the racist prosecution card?
==
When dongs start raining down on wnba games.

Posted by: It's telling at August 08, 2025 02:00 PM (1y5L5)

265 I never new CBD's dildo was green.
___

I assumed the green one belongs to Miss Piggy.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 01:55 PM (Dv3i1)

Spice things up, it does.

Posted by: Yoda at August 08, 2025 02:00 PM (h3cuf)

266 Also, hat tip to the character Dante in Shale Hill Secrets for using the term 'hetero-bro'. I tried to answer as he would have. (developer for that AVN is Lovejoint and is still available on Steam.)

Posted by: Nelly at August 08, 2025 02:00 PM (cHLus)

267 New sport, dildo ball.
Posted by: Dreamingrobot at August 08, 2025 01:41 PM (57noz)

If you can dodge a dong, you can dodge a ball.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:41 PM (Zz0t1)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 01:46 PM (v4ljX)

I question the wisdom of creating a guild of women skilled in the art of wang-avoidance.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

Have you actually seen a clip of one on the floor of a game? Stadium full of lesbians actively recoiling from a dong. W. T. F? Are you recoiling because of the dong, or because it doesn't have straps?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 02:00 PM (rqka2)

268 Real prediction?

Western Ukraine empties out from emigration and suicide. Russians populate what's left. Ukraine becomes part of Russia again within ten-twenty years. Nobody will give a shit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 02:01 PM (pERWT)

269 From the Bee:

Female MLB Umpire Ejects Player For Something He Did In Her Dream Last Night

"You're out of here!" Stacy Rance said, remembering how the center fielder had flirted with her best friend in the dream she had last night. "Unsportsmanlike conduct!"
Though it's highly irregular for a player to be thrown out who had no part in the current play, it happened Wednesday evening when, while serving at second base, she suddenly turned around and tossed the center fielder from the game. Though the player protested incredulously, she stood her ground. "You know what you did!" she called.
The incident led to a heated argument with the player's manager, who reportedly tried to excuse his player's behavior by pointing out how he was nowhere near the action. "What could he have possibly done from all the way out there?" he asked. But Rance demonstrated how she wasn't afraid of being bullied by men. "If you don't know, I'm certainly not going to tell you," she shouted in reply.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 02:01 PM (rqka2)

270 Buttberg got his stuff kicked in, I think

@ProfMJCleveland
🚨🚨🚨BREAKING: HUGE Trump Win on Boasberg contempt case!!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 08, 2025 01:55 PM (mlg/3)

Yeah, really awesome news day.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 02:01 PM (i24o9)

271 right, Armenian and Azeri presidents are in town

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 02:01 PM (g47mK)

272 I will continue my 47 year boycott of Ben and Jerry.

Posted by: Bluebell Barry at August 08, 2025 02:02 PM (G5+As)

273 It's not easy, being green

Posted by: Lonely Dildo tossed onto WNBA Court at August 08, 2025 02:04 PM (Dv3i1)

274 You know what else is going to come out of these subpoenas?

Lots and lots of ex parte communication by James' office with judges and court staff.

It ain't just James that going to get rolled up here.
Some NY judges are going .

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 08, 2025 02:04 PM (IIsq3)

275 Dildos
People who toss dildos
Are the luckiest people in the world

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 08, 2025 02:05 PM (L/fGl)

276 Old and busted: truce would let Russia keep the Ukraine land they have

New hotness: truce would let Russia keep the Ukraine land they have
Posted by: Chuck Martel
......

Ukraine will be lucky to get out of this with Chernobyl.

Posted by: wth at August 08, 2025 02:05 PM (UjdFS)

277 Wonder if they'll start melting down all the statues that look like Tish. Probably make several small warships from the iron / steel

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 08, 2025 02:06 PM (eadC4)

278 It's not easy, being green

Posted by: Lonely Dildo tossed onto WNBA Court at August 08, 2025 02:04 PM (Dv3i1)

One is the loneliest number . . . .

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 02:06 PM (i24o9)

279 "If someone is the subject, the target of a grand jury investigation that is not a good thing."

********

This may rate as the most insightful legal comment of the year.

Posted by: muldoon at August 08, 2025 02:06 PM (I0N4X)

280 Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 01:59 PM (i24o9)

You don't think Affirmative Action was actually just a way to get reliable leftards to ascend the hierarchy of agencies, governments and corporations, to the point where most organizations eventually submit and/or adhere to communist ideals, do you???

Posted by: ... at August 08, 2025 02:06 PM (I7DM/)

281 273 It's not easy, being green
Posted by: Lonely Dildo tossed onto WNBA Court at August 08, 2025 02:04 PM (Dv3i1)

Not funny

Posted by: The Incredible Hulk at August 08, 2025 02:06 PM (0CU3H)

282 The incident led to a heated argument with the player's manager, who reportedly tried to excuse his player's behavior by pointing out how he was nowhere near the action. "What could he have possibly done from all the way out there?" he asked. But Rance demonstrated how she wasn't afraid of being bullied by men. "If you don't know, I'm certainly not going to tell you," she shouted in reply.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 02:01 PM (rqka2)

Stop it, you're triggering my PTSD.

Posted by: It's like they've watched my life at August 08, 2025 02:07 PM (KOE6H)

283 New Yorkers saw that ad and liked it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 08, 2025 02:07 PM (eNLGh)

284 Ukraine, believe it or not,has some lovely beaches. I saw a live tour of the beach near Odessa just the other day. Normally chock full of people, but only about 20% full now. Hundreds of chaise lounges near hotels and restaurants empty. Only men to be seen were over sixty. And it was a beautiful day.

Posted by: UV Index 10 at August 08, 2025 02:07 PM (G5+As)

285 I miss the Fani Willis updates. Also has anyone noticed a strange relationship between ATL politicians and ass-associated names?

Keisha Lance Bottoms
Fani Willis


Just two, but they're great examples.

Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at August 08, 2025 02:07 PM (cduTK)

286 I assume James is your basic DEI hire and was t smart enough to cover her tracks. In fact she probably left a bread loaves trail.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 02:08 PM (VofaG)

287 Have you all contemplated that, because these are charges related to her motivations, that opens discovery to include what would have been privileged?

So, they are going to get internal emails discussing litigation strategy.
Texts.
Phone logs.

I guarantee there is going to be Marc Elias all mixed up in there.

This is a lot bigger than going after a piddling ass loud mouth NY AG--this is an operation aimed at the heart of the Democrat Party's lawfare.
And none of them can say shit publicly in defense of her or out themselves as conspirators.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice



I would imagine it is far worse than that. I expect coordination meetings with the white house.

Posted by: Thomans Paine at August 08, 2025 02:08 PM (Vfq+S)

288 284 Ukraine, believe it or not,has some lovely beaches. I saw a live tour of the beach near Odessa just the other day. Normally chock full of people, but only about 20% full now. Hundreds of chaise lounges near hotels and restaurants empty. Only men to be seen were over sixty. And it was a beautiful day.
Posted by: UV Index 10

Over 60? I think those were US Senators.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 02:08 PM (Dv3i1)

289 assume James is your basic DEI hire and was smart enough to cover her tracks.
--------

With what, a baseball tarp???

Posted by: ... at August 08, 2025 02:09 PM (I7DM/)

290 It's 8/8 -- Happy Heil TrumpHitler Day, H8Rs!

* Makes "O-Tay" Hand Gesture *

Posted by: ShainS at August 08, 2025 02:09 PM (Yw8Ag)

291 Oh and Alvin Bragg?

The bell tolls for thee.

Because, once they get the emails of you and Tish talking about how to prosecute Trump, that's conspiracy.

And the venue is N.D.N.Y..

Not NYC.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 08, 2025 02:09 PM (IIsq3)

292 When a man becomes preeminent, he is expected to have enthusiasms ... enthusiasms ..

Posted by: Donald J. Trump at August 08, 2025 02:10 PM (jc0TO)

293 I never want to hear another New Yorker complain about corrupt law enforcement again. They clearly approve of it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 08, 2025 02:11 PM (eNLGh)

294 284 Ukraine, believe it or not,has some lovely beaches. I saw a live tour of the beach near Odessa just the other day. Normally chock full of people, but only about 20% full now. Hundreds of chaise lounges near hotels and restaurants empty. Only men to be seen were over sixty. And it was a beautiful day.
----------------
I know the area. Its for wealthy people. Its nice. My guess is that the wealthy folks are laying low. This also dampens the hooker trade, too.

Posted by: pudinhead at August 08, 2025 02:11 PM (W3T6M)

295 My guess as to the outcome of the Ukraine-Russia war? Russia will be a little bigger, with an easily defended Black Sea port at Sebastopol, and Ukrainian will be smaller, and may retain access to the Black Sea in Odesa and other ports.

https://is.gd/3lSiym

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 02:11 PM (2FwlN)

296 Western Ukraine empties out from emigration and suicide. Russians populate what's left. Ukraine becomes part of Russia again within ten-twenty years. Nobody will give a shit.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 02:01 PM (pERWT)


If we are doing predictions, the main thing is to not just stop shooting, it is to get something in place to do something useful.
I am predicting a "Mittel-Europa" trade confederacy stretching from the Baltic to the Black Sea or possibly the Med with both US and Russian support to both insulate Russia from NATO, and give the eastern European states a way to trade internationally without being forced to deal with the EU.

OK. It is also more of a hope than a prediction, but it would cut the nads off of the EU as they search for more states to engulf economically.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 02:11 PM (rbvCR)

297 This also dampens the hooker trade, too.
Posted by: pudinhead at August 08, 2025 02:11 PM (W3T6M)

Eew

Posted by: ... at August 08, 2025 02:12 PM (I7DM/)

298 Whats-A Matta- U
Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 08, 2025 01:56 PM (VPPG

What's-a matter you? Hey! Gotta no respect
What-a you t'ink you do? Why you look-a so sad?
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place
Ah shadd

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 08, 2025 02:12 PM (2J/Lj)

299 Ukrainian-> Ukraine

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 02:12 PM (2FwlN)

300 You don't think Affirmative Action was actually just a way to get reliable leftards to ascend the hierarchy of agencies, governments and corporations, to the point where most organizations eventually submit and/or adhere to communist ideals, do you???

Posted by: ... at August 08, 2025 02:06 PM (I7DM/)

Not initially. But as AA transformed to DEI for DEI's sake (a pretext) - last ten years or so - almost certainly so.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 02:13 PM (i24o9)

301 293 I never want to hear another New Yorker complain about corrupt law enforcement again. They clearly approve of it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 08, 2025 02:11 PM (eNLGh)


So... uh. *shuffles*
How 'bout them SOX.

Posted by: Massachusetts at August 08, 2025 02:13 PM (sDWtc)

302 Does it seem that things are beginning to pile up on the Dems? A lot of different fronts, target rich environment and the Dems /propagandists look like deer in the headlights

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 08, 2025 02:13 PM (eadC4)

303 I saw one of the dildo tossers was charged with...wait for it... indecent exposure.

I guess that falls under the "reasonable facsimile" clause.

Posted by: muldoon at August 08, 2025 02:13 PM (I0N4X)

304 assume James is your basic DEI hire and was smart enough to cover her tracks.
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With what, a baseball tarp???
Posted by: ... at August 08, 2025 02:09 PM (I7DM/)

Wasn't . Autocorrect changed it to was t. How the hell does that correct anything?

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 02:14 PM (VofaG)

305 I saw one of the dildo tossers was charged with...wait for it... indecent exposure.

I guess that falls under the "reasonable facsimile" clause.
Posted by: muldoon at August 08, 2025 02:13 PM (I0N4X)

What a dick move

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 08, 2025 02:14 PM (NtVYv)

306 I guess that falls under the "reasonable facsimile" clause.
Posted by: muldoon at August 08, 2025 02:13 PM (I0N4X)

The Founders clearly intended that clause only for mimeoraphed buttcheeks.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 02:14 PM (pERWT)

307 Does it seem that things are beginning to pile up on the Dems? A lot of different fronts, target rich environment and the Dems /propagandists look like deer in the headlights
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 08, 2025 02:13 PM (eadC4)


This is what it looks like when a republican administration decides to not follow the GW Bush playbook.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 02:15 PM (rbvCR)

308 assume James is your basic DEI hire and was smart enough to cover her tracks.
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Yup.
These are not skilled criminals who worked their way up, with some scuffs and heat along the way to hone their criminality.

They are nepo babies, handed the job, without ever facing adversity or conflict their entire career.
They literally do not know how to hide their crimes because there has always been a cocoon of thugs to surround them and cover for them.
All of the concealment just happened around them and they had no clue it was going on.
Until now.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 08, 2025 02:15 PM (IIsq3)

309 281 273 It's not easy, being green
Posted by:

Lonely Dildo tossed onto WNBA Court at August 08, 2025 02:04 PM (Dv3i1)

Not funny

Posted by: The Incredible Hulk at August 08, 2025 02:06 PM (0CU3H)

Checking in, the first comments I saw. I can go have lunch now.

Posted by: Just a guy with an axe to grind at August 08, 2025 02:17 PM (i/49r)

310 I saw one of the dildo tossers was charged with...wait for it... indecent exposure.

I guess that falls under the "reasonable facsimile" clause.
Posted by: muldoon at August 08, 2025 02:13 PM (I0N4X)


what, not "littering"? Not "failure to appropriately dispose of toxic materials"?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 02:17 PM (rbvCR)

311 Now don’t go comparing Trump to Al Capone. That was a killing of one of his own lieutenants, “pour encourager les autres”. (Man, does autocucumber hate French!). This is simply seeing justice, at long last, being done!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 02:17 PM (2FwlN)

312 This is what it looks like when a republican administration decides to not follow the GW Bush playbook.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 02:15 PM (rbvCR)

There's the boogeyman again .

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 02:18 PM (VofaG)

313 Trumps DOJ started with a legit premise to investigate Tish James. The mortgage fraud opened the door all James transgressions.
Just like when the cop says 'I pulled you over because you have a tail light out' then finds ten K's of coke and 4 AK's with hostages in the trunk. boom it all becomes relevant.

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 08, 2025 02:18 PM (VPPG8)

314 There's the boogeyman again .
Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 02:18 PM (VofaG)


W wasn't the boogeyman. He was merely spooky

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 02:18 PM (rbvCR)

315 This is what it looks like when a republican administration decides to not follow the GW Bush playbook.
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I am a "compassionate conservative."

My compassion extends only to the Democrats.
My conservativism will have to wait until next year, promise. After we pass this bill that give the Democrats what they want.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 08, 2025 02:18 PM (IIsq3)

316 "running for office to get Trump"

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That's the new democrat party platform

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 08, 2025 02:19 PM (8P/xB)

317
Having lunch at Fish City Grill in Pearland. There are six (6) guys dining who are wearing hats.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 02:19 PM (OkHa0)

318 I HAD RECEIPTS FOR THOSE AK!

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 02:19 PM (rbvCR)

319 I tossed a dildo into the air,
It fell to earth, I knew not where;
For, so swiftly it flew, the sight
Could not follow it in its flight.

Long, long afterward, out on the court
I found the dildo, alas, it's mort
And the true tale, from beginning to end,
Is rubber dildos don't break, they only bend

/Henry Wadsworth's "Long" Fellow

Posted by: muldoon at August 08, 2025 02:19 PM (I0N4X)

320 James is a Democrat political lifer. Climbed through the ranks of NYC council, then to NYS assembly. Always involved in diversity. She is good cat that stuff , not so much otherwise

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 08, 2025 02:20 PM (eadC4)

321 I am predicting a "Mittel-Europa" trade confederacy stretching from the Baltic to the Black Sea or possibly the Med with both US and Russian support to both insulate Russia from NATO, and give the eastern European states a way to trade internationally without being forced to deal with the EU.
Posted by: Kindltot


Wasn't that the Visegrad or something?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 08, 2025 02:20 PM (mlg/3)

322 Having lunch at Fish City Grill in Pearland. There are six (6) guys dining who are wearing hats.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 02:19 PM (OkHa0)


You know, I am fairly deficient on manners and good breeding, but it pisses me off when men sit at a table to eat without taking off their hats.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 02:20 PM (rbvCR)

323 They use tarps at baseball games in open stadiums. They cover the mound, and so forth, so the grounds don’t get too soaked during heavy rains, so they can resume play promptly when the rains let up.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 02:20 PM (2FwlN)

324 /Henry Wadsworth's "Long" Fellow
Posted by: muldoon at August 08, 2025 02:19 PM



*golf clap*

Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 02:21 PM (jc0TO)

325 If it's in NY she'll never be convicted

Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2025 02:21 PM (VE6XX)

326 Tom Brady's team will "kickoff" the new "football" season in a few minutes on Paramount+.

Posted by: Oglebay at August 08, 2025 02:22 PM (2ap+5)

327 You are unreal Muldoon.

Posted by: Reforger at August 08, 2025 02:22 PM (h5TUr)

328
What this country needs right now is a reprise, a curtain call, if you will, of Darius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esq.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at August 08, 2025 02:23 PM (Tv15w)

329 297 This also dampens the hooker trade, too.
Posted by: pudinhead at August 08, 2025 02:11 PM (W3T6M)

Eew
Posted by: ...

Many pithy, funny comments today, but this one made me LOL the mostest.

Posted by: Comedy Is King at August 08, 2025 02:23 PM (G5+As)

330 "Big Tish," we will "throw your fat ass in prison."
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She is a big girl. Wonder how she and big Mike get along?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 02:24 PM (I1XLT)

331 Hi guys,

We have the undocking from the ISS in about 3hrs depending on the weather again.

Spacex/NASA - SpaceX Crew-10 - Undocking
International Space Station ISS - Space Affairs Live
Undocking: 06:05 p.m. EDT (2205 UTC, August 9, 00:05 CEST)

https://youtu.be/0kVd-dVBD28

Posted by: Joyenz at August 08, 2025 02:24 PM (sPQoU)

332 Having lunch at Fish City Grill in Pearland. There are six (6) guys dining who are wearing hats.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Any pious women wearing veils?

Posted by: Ecclesiastically Challenged at August 08, 2025 02:25 PM (G5+As)

333 There are six (6) guys dining who are wearing hats. Construction workers?

Posted by: doug at August 08, 2025 02:25 PM (Hy+R4)

334 Wasn't that the Visegrad or something?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 08, 2025 02:20 PM (mlg/3)


part of it.
Mitteleuropa was a trade confederacy dream, pre German Empire, to allow the Non Russian Eastern Europe countries have access to the Baltic and the Med to avoid the western European empires. It was a side-shoot on the German nationalist vision, and hoped to rope in the Austrians, as well as all the other small countries.
an economic and political group would have been a boon if they could have told the western powers and Russia to go piss up a rope and make it stick.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 02:25 PM (rbvCR)

335 The four years under “Biden,” or whoever was in charge was an open, in your face, tyranny. These moves are a mild, temperate response to restore a republican form of government.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 02:25 PM (2FwlN)

336 If it's in NY she'll never be convicted
Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2025 02:21 PM (VE6XX)
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Upstate NY? She might be. I personally doubt it will ever get that far. This seems like theater to me: make a big show how the DOJ is going after all the worms that MAGA hates, but in the end do nothing of any substance.

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 02:25 PM (iFTx/)

337 What's this is hear about a grand jury and a ham sandwich? I'll come down there if there's free ham sandwich.

Posted by: Leticia James at August 08, 2025 02:25 PM (7CamO)

338
Any pious women wearing veils?
Posted by: Ecclesiastically Challenged at August 08, 2025 02:25 PM (G5+As)

_________

*sends EC to remedial Catechism class*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 02:26 PM (OkHa0)

339 I saw A Cocoon of Thugs open for Iron Butterfly at the Audubon Theater in '78.

I bought a souvenir laeva lamp at the gift shop.

Posted by: muldoon at August 08, 2025 02:26 PM (I0N4X)

340 She is a big girl. Wonder how she and big Mike get along?

Posted by: Braenyard - some

Since Big Mike is a man, one presumes they would get along okay.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 08, 2025 02:26 PM (2J/Lj)

341 279 "If someone is the subject, the target of a grand jury investigation that is not a good thing."

********

This may rate as the most insightful legal comment of the year.
Posted by: muldoon at August 08, 2025 02:06 PM (I0N4X)

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*puffs pipe thoughtfully*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2025 02:27 PM (/HI9S)

342 There's three swallowtail caterpillars fixing to cocoon up on my parsley right now.

I've named them Larry, Moe, and Curly.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 02:27 PM (pERWT)

343 She wanted to bone up on my Longfellow.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 08, 2025 02:28 PM (iwQZn)

344 Larva Lamp? Was it the imago of the band?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 02:28 PM (rbvCR)

345 Commenting after the game in which the sixth and seventh (this one "apparently purple") dildoes were delivered kinetically, Chicago Sky center Elizabeth Williams said “I thought it was dumb before, and I still think it’s dumb. It says something to me that it happened at a women’s sporting event. To me, that’s intentional, even if they don’t think it is.”

With that intellect, she mos def has a place in Congress whenever she hangs up her jock.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2025 02:28 PM (0sNs1)

346 Save this link for your next Excedrin headache. Anthology of Dutch Electronic Tape Music 1955-1966:
youtube.com/watch?v=Dvopz_J9t8k

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at August 08, 2025 02:29 PM (0I+GC)

347 nood

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at August 08, 2025 02:29 PM (0I+GC)

348 She wanted to bone up on my Longfellow.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 08, 2025 02:28 PM (iwQZn)

"What? That's what the poetry book store is called. Pound Town. Do you want to go or not?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 02:29 PM (pERWT)

349 Has there ever been a successful prosecution of "deprivation of rights under color of law" (which I suspect is what this is)?

Yep, every Section 1983 action is basically that. That's what the feds used to get the Rodney King cops, etc. etc.

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 08, 2025 02:30 PM (sFNX2)

350 Having lunch at Fish City Grill in Pearland. There are six (6) guys dining who are wearing hats.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 02:19 PM (OkHa0)
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This sounds like the start of a logic puzzle where we have to figure out who was wearing which hat.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 08, 2025 02:30 PM (IBQGV)

351 Trumps DOJ started with a legit premise to investigate Tish James. The mortgage fraud opened the door all James transgressions.
Just like when the cop says 'I pulled you over because you have a tail light out' then finds ten K's of coke and 4 AK's with hostages in the trunk. boom it all becomes relevant.
Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 08, 2025 02:18 PM (VPPG
_____

"Wasn't me"

-- Driver

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 02:30 PM (iFTx/)

352 *sends EC to remedial Catechism class*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Thanks, but I can still recite Luther's Small Catechism by heart.

Posted by: Ecclesiastically Challenged. at August 08, 2025 02:30 PM (G5+As)

353 If it was thrown at a tennis match, there was a chance of a return volley

if it was at a soccer match no one would pay attention unless it was red or yellow

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 02:30 PM (rbvCR)

354 You know, I am fairly deficient on manners and good breeding, but it pisses me off when men sit at a table to eat without taking off their hats.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 02:20 PM (rbvCR)

"Take your hat off at the table!"

"Sit up starlight at the table.'

"Tell your friends a not to call at dinner time."

Posted by: My Mother at August 08, 2025 02:31 PM (i/49r)

355 Has there ever been a successful prosecution of "deprivation of rights under color of law" (which I suspect is what this is)?

Yep, every Section 1983 action is basically that. That's what the feds used to get the Rodney King cops, etc. etc.
Posted by: Martin Tell at August 08, 2025 02:30 PM (sFNX2)
______

Correct, but there's a pretty quick trigger on the statute of limitations for 1983 claims. They use the SoL for the state's personal injury claims. In NY, that's generally three years.

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 02:32 PM (iFTx/)

356 "Take your hat off at the table!"

"Sit up starlight at the table.'

"Tell your friends a not to call at dinner time."
Posted by: My Mother


Eat your lima beans. Don't you know children are starving in Korea?

Posted by: Chrome Dinette Mom at August 08, 2025 02:34 PM (G5+As)

357 Sit up starlight at the table?

Was “Starlight” her pet name for you?

Anyway: nood - Boasberg rebuked.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 02:34 PM (2FwlN)

358 "Take your hat off at the table!"

"Sit up starlight at the table.'

"Tell your friends a not to call at dinner time."
Posted by: My Mother


Eat your lima beans. Don't you know children are starving in Korea?

Don't drive on the railroad tracks!

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 08, 2025 02:35 PM (sFNX2)

359 Correct, but there's a pretty quick trigger on the statute of limitations for 1983 claims. They use the SoL for the state's personal injury claims. In NY, that's generally three years.

Not sure if it's a federal crime, but one could also claim malicious prosecution or abuse of process. Since James (and for certain Fani) coordinated with the Biden autopen, RICO might also come into play. Wire fraud since Act Blue and Sorsos bucks were probably involved.

Hey, we warned them about the new rules.

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 08, 2025 02:38 PM (sFNX2)

360
Speaking of ice cream, by the way, Ben or Jerry or Ben and Jerry placed pathetic looking child dolls in Disneyland on August 6 with signs telling people to remember Hiroshima.

https://is.gd/LrLzet

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 08, 2025 01:55 PM (L/fGl)


Remember Nanking

Getting nuked is what Imperial Japan fucking deserved for that horror show. They killed at least 3 times as many as we nuked, and did it all by hand, rather than relying on technology. And they did shit that would make an SS Treblinka guard puke up his sausage and black bread in disgust.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 08, 2025 02:58 PM (y9nCu)

361 I would like her to go to prison for her persecution of VDARE.

Posted by: PTSD giver at August 08, 2025 08:28 PM (KBds0)

362 "When you shoot at the king, you'd better kill him."

-- Sun Tzu's Big Red Book of Pithy Aphorisms, Large Print Edition

Er, uh...Machiavelli "The Prince"
Pedantic cap off.

Posted by: waepnedmann at August 08, 2025 08:48 PM (5UJkg)

Biden Turned FEMA Into a Democrat Voter-Registration Machine and Prioritized Democrat Voters Over Republican Ones When Distributing Emergency Aid

Did Biden pardon Mayorkas?

Or himself?

Miranda Divine:

The Biden administration abused its power by turning the entire mechanism of the federal government into a Democratic voter mobilization campaign, according to newly unearthed White House documents viewed exclusively by The Post.

The worst offender was FEMA, the Federal Emergency Management Agency, under the Department of Homeland Security, which was controlled for four years by Biden's Machiavellian border buster Alejandro Mayorkas.

When responding to an emergency or a natural disaster, FEMA employees were directed to make voter registration a "key priority."

They politically targeted vulnerable people in their hour of need instead of focusing on providing federal assistance.

Left-wing NGOs were brought in to "educate" FEMA staff about "equity and voter access for individuals affected by disaster," says a Trump administration official.

"FEMA's job is to make sure Americans who have suffered catastrophic loss due to some disaster in their community [can access] food, water and shelter ... Under President Biden, FEMA, like every agency, produced a plan on how they would leverage these crisis situations for political [purposes]. I can't think of anything more disgusting."

FEMA employees were so fixated on voter outreach that, when they visited hurricane-ravaged Florida last October, they didn't even bother knocking on the doors of houses that had Trump signs in the yard.

Instead of assisting Hurricane Milton survivors, they were instructed to "avoid homes advertising Trump," according to an Office of Special Counsel complaint.

FEMA supervisor Marn'i Washington was fired as a scapegoat after Republican Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis called foul on the scam and the Daily Wire reported that at least 20 homes with Trump signs or flags had been skipped by FEMA and denied the opportunity of qualifying for federal assistance.

It stands to reason that if FEMA's priority was getting out Democrats to vote, the last people they would want to visit were Trump supporters.

The Florida scandal came on the heels of the Biden administration's sluggish response to Hurricane Helene in Trump-supporting rural areas of North Carolina and Tennessee.

Whether it was Hurricane Helene, the Maui wildfires, Hurricane Ian, or the East Palestine train derailment in Ohio, FEMA always came up short during the Biden years.

The agency's inadequate performance is more understandable when you realize that providing actual disaster relief to victims had become simply a side dish to the partisan political priorities of the Democratic Party.

Remember, guys, it's Trump who's running an "authoritarian government." The people who banned speech and pressured banks to terminate the accounts of political enemies, and who weaponized the FBI, CIA, and FEMA into political weapons, were the anti-authoritarians, you see.

Posted by: Ace at 12:15 PM




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1 Authoritarians

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 08, 2025 12:16 PM (NQvAw)

2 st?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2025 12:16 PM (kgE5c)

3 Jail time for Mayorkas and Biden. Every day they skate, the baby Jesus weeps

Posted by: acethepug at August 08, 2025 12:16 PM (F1KjI)

4 *hangs head*

Not first.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2025 12:16 PM (kgE5c)

5 Ha, first.

Eat those green and purple dildos!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 08, 2025 12:16 PM (NQvAw)

6 I'm sure everyone here remembers the scandal of FEMA people purposely skipping Republican /MAGA homes after a disaster.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 12:17 PM (VofaG)

7 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2025 12:17 PM (kgE5c)

8 Where did Mayorkas slither off?

Posted by: Piper at August 08, 2025 12:17 PM (p4NUW)

9 The Biden administration abused its power by turning the entire mechanism of the federal government into a Democratic voter mobilization campaign, according to newly unearthed White House documents viewed exclusively by The Post.

I hadn't checked the link when I first read this, and wondered if it was WaPost. Could it be that Bezos firings have started to make a difference?

Naaaaaaaah.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 08, 2025 12:17 PM (Riz8t)

10 This is wrong, and should be punished, but it is also hilarious that it didn't help them. If anything, I would bet that they helped register a lot of people who voted Republican.

Posted by: DPICM at August 08, 2025 12:17 PM (M2VUX)

11 Sorry , should have read the post to the end.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 12:18 PM (VofaG)

12 it is also hilarious that it didn't help them. If anything, I would bet that they helped register a lot of people who voted Republican.

They're getting desperate, and when you're desperate, you start making stupid mistakes.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 08, 2025 12:18 PM (Riz8t)

13 Remember, guys, it's Trump who's running an "authoritarian government."
++++
Well, he is. Trump is using his just, proper, legal authority to reform the government in those areas that are within his purview.

His predecessors acted outside of their authority and in opposition to the law to rig the game to maximize their power and wealth. They were straight gangsters.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 12:18 PM (6bTRc)

14 Howdy Ace!

Posted by: Moonbeam at August 08, 2025 12:18 PM (rbKZ6)

15 Afternoon Ace
I used to administrative law and the court I was in was a voter registration hot spot. Everyone who checked in was asked if they were registered. If they weren't or weren't interested they got the slow treatment.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 08, 2025 12:19 PM (eadC4)

16 Where did Mayorkas slither off?
Posted by: Piper at August 08, 2025 12:17 PM (p4NUW)

Maybe he’s hanging out with serpenthead Carville

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 08, 2025 12:19 PM (v/5Y9)

17 10 This is wrong, and should be punished, but it is also hilarious that it didn't help them. If anything, I would bet that they helped register a lot of people who voted Republican.
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Pretty sure flyover America saw this and then the Dem's Blue Wall went poof!

Posted by: pudinhead at August 08, 2025 12:19 PM (W3T6M)

18 >>>Biden says, “Secondly, we’re in a situation where we have put together, and you guys did it for our administration — President Obama’s administration before this — we have put together I think the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics.”

Indeed.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 12:20 PM (i24o9)

19 Mayorkas was a truly loathsome scumbag who even loathsome scumbags thought was a loathsome scumbag. I hope Satan's rats have a good time feasting on his colon.

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 12:20 PM (iFTx/)

20 Where did Mayorkas slither off?
Posted by: Piper at August 08, 2025 12:17 PM (p4NUW)

Maybe he’s hanging out with serpenthead Carville


The image of a snake and a mouse in a glass terrarium comes to mind.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 08, 2025 12:20 PM (Riz8t)

21 Petty tyrants, and power hungry mfers.

They don't give a shit about anything but power.

That's it.

They must be crushed any banished from any authority, even that of dogcatcher.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 08, 2025 12:20 PM (NQvAw)

22 Buying votes with a government agencies money. That sounds like the Democrats. Is there no limit to how low they will sink to?

Posted by: Case at August 08, 2025 12:20 PM (NnONT)

23 Democrats change things to benefit themselves. Republicans change things back. I want vengeance!

Posted by: Ironwood at August 08, 2025 12:20 PM (kAYGC)

24 I nooded

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 08, 2025 12:21 PM (v/5Y9)

25 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)

26 LEAVE JOE ALONE
He's battling fake prostate cancer! Isn't that enough?

Posted by: wth at August 08, 2025 12:21 PM (UjdFS)

27 Biden did nothing of consequences - he was a retarded puppet. It was clearly Obama/Soros. Yet people continue attributing 4 years of corruption to his name. That was the crime of the century and yet what's being done to expose it for the record and prosecution. Nothing, just keep reporting as if that mushroom is to blame.

Posted by: Dan at August 08, 2025 12:21 PM (smrJR)

28 While Biden may have been senile when this happened, it would have been in character at any time during his rotten career. He was always a monster.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 08, 2025 12:21 PM (od0dV)

29 Bwahaha. Bondi directs Ed Martin to lead the investigation into Schiff and his mortgage fraud.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 08, 2025 12:21 PM (2UnvF)

30 But they did it for the Greater Good!

Posted by: NR Pax at August 08, 2025 12:21 PM (NR6c1)

31 "Under President Biden, FEMA, like every agency, produced a plan on how they would leverage these crisis situations for political [purposes]. I can't think of anything more disgusting."

Commies gonna commie.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 12:22 PM (i24o9)

32 Democrats turned the Census Bureau into a voter (D) registration op.

All the Federal agencies/bureaus/departments did likewise. Under Democrats.

Which, as we all know, is illegal.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 08, 2025 12:22 PM (Q4IgG)

33 Sorry....couldn't let this get willowed.......


it's fun to tell people that I love jazz and my favorite artists are Frank Sinatra and Dave Brubeck.
Posted by: Oglebay at August 08, 2025 12:20 PM (2ap+5)



You asked for it........


https://youtu.be/vKNZqM0d-xo

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)

34 24 I nooded
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 08, 2025 12:21 PM (v/5Y9)

25 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)

I love this kind of immaculate sequencing

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 08, 2025 12:22 PM (v/5Y9)

35 22 Buying votes with a government agencies money. That sounds like the Democrats. Is there no limit to how low they will sink to?
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None. They colluded with the Chi Coms to engineer, spike, release and spread a Bio Bomb to steal an election. This is who they are.

Posted by: pudinhead at August 08, 2025 12:22 PM (W3T6M)

36 Democrats are Satan Incarnate.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 12:23 PM (Zz0t1)

37 I can't wait for the entire AutoPen administration to be relegated to the ash heap of history.

and their little dogs too

Posted by: kallisto at August 08, 2025 12:23 PM (dCxaZ)

38 Don't forget the IRS, too.

In fact, every single agency was weaponized against their political enemies.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 08, 2025 12:23 PM (GYGpZ)

39 Burn all lefty NGOs to the water line. Tow Delaware out to sea and capsize it. Fight on all fronts! Poison Kathy Hochul's fillers and Botox! Wait, Botox is already poison.

Posted by: Fight!, Fight!, Fight! at August 08, 2025 12:23 PM (G5+As)

40 I was lectured by the Left, media, and FEMA that this was a misinformed conspiracy theory. They were quite insistent about that.

Posted by: Orson at August 08, 2025 12:23 PM (dIske)

41 Biden did nothing of consequences - he was a retarded puppet. It was clearly Obama/Soros. Yet people continue attributing 4 years of corruption to his name. That was the crime of the century and yet what's being done to expose it for the record and prosecution. Nothing, just keep reporting as if that mushroom is to blame.

Biden is the perfect patsy. He's non compos mentis, so let him take all the blame.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 08, 2025 12:23 PM (Riz8t)

42 It's why I prefer the unwieldy but accurate "racist-totalitarian" as a descriptor for these "people". It doesn't capture all the elements, but the two key ones. Yes, "racist" here means both actually racist, and the even more common willingness to exploit racism (race-baiting). But still.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 08, 2025 12:23 PM (U/Byj)

43 12 it is also hilarious that it didn't help them. If anything, I would bet that they helped register a lot of people who voted Republican.

They're getting desperate, and when you're desperate, you start making stupid mistakes.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 08, 2025 12:18 PM (Riz8t)
________
Well, in 2012 I did GOTV work for Romney on election day (to my shame.) They were actually sending us to get people to come out, who had Obama signs on their lawns.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 08, 2025 12:24 PM (od0dV)

44 "FEMA's job is to make sure Americans who have suffered catastrophic loss due to some disaster in their community [can access] food, water and shelter ... Under President Biden, FEMA, like every agency, produced a plan on how they would leverage these crisis situations for political [purposes]. I can't think of anything more disgusting."



"Never let a crisis go to waste."

- - - - - - That Smug Obnoxious Asshole

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 12:24 PM (Zz0t1)

45 Biden is the perfect patsy. He's non compos mentis, so let him take all the blame.


he's also a vicious bastard

he would definitely suggest something like this

and either way, he'd be LOVING it

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 08, 2025 12:24 PM (Pv3Rg)

46 ... Under President Biden, FEMA, like every agency, produced a plan on how they would leverage these crisis situations for political [purposes]. I can't think of anything more disgusting."
++++
Oh, come on. This isn't even on the podium. It might not even be in the top 10 of most disgusting things of the past decade.

The COVID response is far more disgusting.
Forcibly transing kids is more disgusting.
Converting American cities into war zones is more disgusting.
Creating a top-down, all-venues censorship complex is more idsgusting.
Cultivating and enabling race war is more disgusting.
Outright stealing elections is more disgusting.
A regulatory system accelerated to force the rapid degradation of quality and efficacy of expensive durable goods while ruining their longevity is more disgusting.
The coordinated multi-agency pursuit of energy starvation is more disgusting.

Turning disaster relief into a pay-for-play scheme that exchanges aid for votes is despicable, sleazy, callous and criminal. It's truly abhorrent. And it barely even registers.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 12:24 PM (6bTRc)

47 Find all those involved that actually carried out those orders and cane them.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 12:25 PM (Zz0t1)

48 22 Buying votes with a government agencies money. That sounds like the Democrats. Is there no limit to how low they will sink to?
----------------
None. They colluded with the Chi Coms to engineer, spike, release and spread a Bio Bomb to steal an election. This is who they are.
Posted by: pudinhead at August 08, 2025 12:22 PM (W3T6M)

Yes. I’m convinced that all the covid nonsense (loss of liberty, loss of free speech, stealing of ballots etc etc) will be the worst thing the government ever did for my entire lifetime even if I live another 50 years. It was THE low point

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 08, 2025 12:25 PM (v/5Y9)

49 >>Bwahaha. Bondi directs Ed Martin to lead the investigation into Schiff and his mortgage fraud.

Pencil neck is in for a very bad time.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 12:25 PM (viF8m)

50 Unexpectedly.

Posted by: ShainS at August 08, 2025 12:25 PM (sF1Er)

51 But wait! It get's better:

FEMA employees are being ordered to report and are being transferred to ICE.

Or: "we're not firing you, just giving you a new role. If you choose not to do the job, that's grounds to fire you. If you don't want to do the job, you can always quit."

LOLGF

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 08, 2025 12:25 PM (IIsq3)

52 19 Mayorkas was a truly loathsome scumbag who even loathsome scumbags thought was a loathsome scumbag. I hope Satan's rats have a good time feasting on his colon.
Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 12:20 PM (iFTx/)
_______
Does Hell do double duty as a Heaven for rats and mosquitoes and the like?

Posted by: Eeyore at August 08, 2025 12:25 PM (od0dV)

53 Prioritized Democrat Voters Over Republican Ones When Distributing Festive Little Hats.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 08, 2025 12:25 PM (3EjYg)

54 "He's battling fake prostate cancer! Isn't that enough?"

hahaha

even cancer wants no part of him

Posted by: kallisto at August 08, 2025 12:25 PM (dCxaZ)

55 I support Trump doing away with most of FEMA, except possibly as a mechanism to distribute some funds to the States for the purpose. But States need to be those who do the emergency responses, that way it will always be tailored to their own specific needs.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 08, 2025 12:26 PM (uWKK8)

56 Where did Mayorkas slither off?
Posted by: Piper at August 08, 2025 12:17 PM (p4NUW)
_______

This fecalian gunt was a partner at a major white-shoe law firm. I assume he'll end up back in private practice doing nothing but getting a nice fat paycheck for having his name on the letterhead.

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 12:26 PM (iFTx/)

57 He's battling fake prostate cancer! Isn't that enough?
Posted by: wth at August 08, 2025 12:21 PM (UjdFS)



My FiL is battling prostate cancer. He had his prostate removed 5 years ago........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 12:26 PM (Zz0t1)

58 26 LEAVE JOE ALONE
He's battling fake prostate cancer! Isn't that enough?
Posted by: wth

Stage 5, to boot!

Posted by: I Am Joe's Prostate at August 08, 2025 12:26 PM (G5+As)

59 The agency's inadequate performance is more understandable when you realize that providing actual disaster relief to victims had become simply a side dish to the partisan political priorities of the Democratic Party.
++++
FEMA is an agency.

FEMA therefore treated its stated purpose as a low-priority tertiary mission, with the primary mission being the advancement of Party interests and the secondary mission being an increased share of wealth and power for the agency.

QED

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 12:26 PM (6bTRc)

60 Far, far past time

@LeadingReport 6m
BREAKING: President Trump signs Pentagon directive to begin using military force, possibly on foreign soil, against Latin American drug cartels, per NYT.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 08, 2025 12:26 PM (mlg/3)

61 Even better.

>>@IngrahamAngle
·
>>10m
>>Sources close to the DOJ is telling me that Ed Martin will be the Special Prosecutor overseeing the Letitia James & Adam Schiff mortgage fraud investigations.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 12:26 PM (viF8m)

62 @49 keep hitting them for the little crap and get them to squeal on the big stuff

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 08, 2025 12:26 PM (eadC4)

63 Mayorkas was a truly loathsome scumbag who even loathsome scumbags thought was a loathsome scumbag. I hope Satan's rats have a good time feasting on his colon.
Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 12:20 PM (iFTx/)
_______
Does Hell do double duty as a Heaven for rats and mosquitoes and the like?
Posted by: Eeyore at August 08, 2025 12:25 PM (od0dV)
_____

We can only hope ....

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 12:26 PM (iFTx/)

64 And it didn't start with the Biden era. Not just FEMA, but other agencies were transformed into unrecognizable creatures during the Obama years. Several wheels turning here, as usual. Personnel and mindsets changing. But just as with the RUSSIA! nonsense, it's all Obama and his vandalism of the country's institutions that we see flowering into spectacular abuse and misbehavior under the vegetable.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 08, 2025 12:26 PM (U/Byj)

65 Bwahaha. Bondi directs Ed Martin to lead the investigation into Schiff and his mortgage fraud.

Pencil neck is in for a very bad time.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 12:25 PM


A whole bunch of people are lawyering up and keeping their mouths shut. $hit just got real.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 08, 2025 12:26 PM (0N4FZ)

66 Tow Delaware out to sea and capsize it.

Hank Johnson does *not* approve of this message.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 08, 2025 12:27 PM (2ocoG)

67
I love this kind of immaculate sequencing
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 08, 2025 12:22 PM (v/5Y9)




*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 12:27 PM (Zz0t1)

68 Burn all lefty NGOs to the water line. Tow Delaware out to sea and capsize it.

I prefer DE annexed to PA and bringing its No Sales Tax policy with it.

Posted by: kallisto at August 08, 2025 12:27 PM (dCxaZ)

69 investigation into Schiff and his mortgage fraud.

STEINER WILL COME

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 08, 2025 12:27 PM (3EjYg)

70 Bwahaha. Bondi directs Ed Martin to lead the investigation into Schiff and his mortgage fraud.

Pencil neck is in for a very bad time.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 12:25 PM



But, he was pardoned.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 12:27 PM (Zz0t1)

71 Far, far past time

@LeadingReport 6m
BREAKING: President Trump signs Pentagon directive to begin using military force, possibly on foreign soil, against Latin American drug cartels, per NYT.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 08, 2025 12:26 PM (mlg/3)

Hm

Perhaps cartels will be introduced to the Predator UAV featuring Hellfire.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 08, 2025 12:27 PM (cIOlQ)

72 Conspiracy Theories Turned Out To Be True -- 237
You're Just Being Paranoid -- 0

Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2025 12:27 PM (pMi6S)

73 I heard this story and my first thought was what the fuckity fuck fuck, this can't possibly be real. I mean, who in their right bloody mind would authorize this, knowing full well that the public would find out? For a few fucking votes? You'd stoop this low?

Then I realized, oh yeah. Biden. And idiot before his brain rotted out.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 08, 2025 12:28 PM (D1vbu)

74 But they did it for the Greater Good!
Posted by: NR Pax at August 08, 2025 12:21 PM

----

The greater good.

Posted by: The Sandford People's Watch at August 08, 2025 12:28 PM (7hPxD)

75 BUT TRUMP!!!

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 12:28 PM (Q4cxx)

76 Sorry , should have read the post to the end.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 12:18 PM (VofaG)

You must be new here.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 12:28 PM (i24o9)

77 Yes. I’m convinced that all the covid nonsense (loss of liberty, loss of free speech, stealing of ballots etc etc) will be the worst thing the government ever did for my entire lifetime even if I live another 50 years. It was THE low point
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 08, 2025 12:25 PM (v/5Y9)

I agree - I also think that a lot of the hysteria in the first few weeks was because they really did expect it to be a whole lot worse; that's what they had paid for. But they forgot that when you farm your work out to the Chinese, you always get back some cheap knock-off version that never does half of what you expected it to do, and always falls apart after a little while.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 08, 2025 12:29 PM (uWKK8)

78 BUT TRUMP!!!
Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 12:28 PM (Q4cxx)



HE'S the dictator, you see.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 12:29 PM (Zz0t1)

79 >>@LeadingReport 6m
BREAKING: President Trump signs Pentagon directive to begin using military force, possibly on foreign soil, against Latin American drug cartels, per NYT.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 08, 2025 12:26 PM (mlg/3)

I'm telling ya, the announcement by the DOJ and State putting a $50 million bounty on Maduro was not a coincidence.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 12:29 PM (viF8m)

80 Yes. I’m convinced that all the covid nonsense (loss of liberty, loss of free speech, stealing of ballots etc etc) will be the worst thing the government ever did for my entire lifetime even if I live another 50 years. It was THE low point
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
......

Yep.
It ruined my grandson's High School years.
He won't get them back.

Posted by: wth at August 08, 2025 12:29 PM (UjdFS)

81 Conspiracy Theories Turned Out To Be True -- 237
You're Just Being Paranoid -- 0

Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2025 12:27 PM (pMi6S)
---
Mainstream media continues to be 0-fer.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 12:29 PM (Q4cxx)

82 But, he was pardoned.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 12:27 PM (Zz0t1)

--------------

Not for the mortgage fraud.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 08, 2025 12:29 PM (2UnvF)

83 Perhaps cartels will be introduced to the Predator UAV featuring Hellfire.
Posted by: WitchDoktor


If I had my druthers, it would be jail for the 100's of politicians and judges that are being paid off. Either or.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 08, 2025 12:29 PM (mlg/3)

84 Why would they his any of this?

They're defending democracy. They're proud of defending democracy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 12:29 PM (pERWT)

85 get them to squeal on the big stuff

The Paolo, he hears these squeals often.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 08, 2025 12:29 PM (3EjYg)

86 *hide

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 12:29 PM (pERWT)

87 always falls apart after a little while.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 08, 2025 12:29 PM (uWKK8

Ok, that was funny.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 08, 2025 12:29 PM (NQvAw)

88 I prefer DE annexed to PA and bringing its No Sales Tax policy with it.


yeah maybe

can we keep it sort of as a non-voting yet taxpaying entity somehow?

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 08, 2025 12:29 PM (Pv3Rg)

89 The Demonrat Party is run by irredeemably vile and evil people. We need many, many congressional meetings and hearings and commissions and investigations and and subpoenas and testimonies a Special Prosecutor to spend hundreds of millions of dollars for the next four years and write a 500 page report that nobody will read that ultimately concludes that Proper Procedures Were Not Followed but No Criminal Intent was found.

This is The Way.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at August 08, 2025 12:29 PM (V362x)

90 You’re never really gonna be able to control any of this. These agencies just need to be dissolved. Like trying to tame USAID.

As long as you have an army of bureaucrats in DC, this will continue as soon as a Democrat president gets back in the White House. Or even while the republican is in the White House.

Posted by: Maroon at August 08, 2025 12:30 PM (9TEyV)

91 Is there a single federal agency that Obama and Biden didn't weaponize against their political enemies? I can't think of one.

NOAA maybe?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2025 12:30 PM (/HI9S)

92 FEMA: "Sorry about your house. Here's a $700 loan."

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 12:30 PM (Q4cxx)

93 I heard this story and my first thought was what the fuckity fuck fuck, this can't possibly be real. I mean, who in their right bloody mind would authorize this, knowing full well that the public would find out? For a few fucking votes? You'd stoop this low?

Then I realized, oh yeah. Biden. And idiot before his brain rotted out.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 08, 2025 12:28 PM (D1vbu)


This was Shit Midas and crew. Evidence?


This is wrong, and should be punished, but it is also hilarious that it didn't help them. If anything, I would bet that they helped register a lot of people who voted Republican.

Posted by: DPICM at August 08, 2025 12:17 PM (M2VUX)

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 12:30 PM (i24o9)

94 Burn all lefty NGOs to the water line. ...
Posted by: Fight!, Fight!, Fight! at August 08, 2025 12:23 PM (G5+As)
+++++
Halfway measures get us nowhere.

Any non-lefty NGO will be a lefty NGO within 25 years anyway. Just end the system. It is a failure.

There shall be no transfer of money from the government to any private organization other than for the purpose of commerce or operations. If you're selling steel to a government construction project, fine. If you're the contractor running the project or some program, fine. But nothing else. Commerce and operations only. No grants. No subsidies. No transfers to anything other than operations. If there needs to be research done for the government, sign a contract or do it in a government laboratory where there is at least hypothetical oversight. No more farming out "research" or "social assistance" or whatever else.

No more Quangos. If you want to be an NGO, be an NGO. NON-governmental. Fully, entirely, exclusively non-governmental. And pay your taxes. End tax exemptions, too.

Burn the entire NGO system down to the waterline.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 12:30 PM (6bTRc)

95 80 Yes. I’m convinced that all the covid nonsense (loss of liberty, loss of free speech, stealing of ballots etc etc) will be the worst thing the government ever did for my entire lifetime even if I live another 50 years. It was THE low point


it sure as fuck was

I STILL get immeasurably angry when I think about those years

EVIL

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 08, 2025 12:30 PM (Pv3Rg)

96 Everything we ever thought about the Democrats -- every suspicion, every uncharitable assumption, every "conspiracy theory," every negative opinion -- all turned out to be 100% true, at a minimum, and in most cases 1000x worse than we even imagined.

Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2025 12:30 PM (pMi6S)

97 >>> 91 Is there a single federal agency that Obama and Biden didn't weaponize against their political enemies? I can't think of one.

NOAA maybe?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2025 12:30 PM (/HI9S)

NOAA is one of many agencies that now have SWAT teams.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 08, 2025 12:30 PM (ULPxl)

98 You’re never really gonna be able to control any of this. These agencies just need to be dissolved. Like trying to tame USAID.

As long as you have an army of bureaucrats in DC, this will continue as soon as a Democrat president gets back in the White House. Or even while the republican is in the White House.
Posted by: Maroon at August 08, 2025 12:30 PM (9TEyV)
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This rug might need to be shaken out, like the city of Cincinnati.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 12:31 PM (Q4cxx)

99 40 I was lectured by the Left, media, and FEMA that this was a misinformed conspiracy theory. They were quite insistent about that.
Posted by: Orson at August 08, 2025 12:23 PM (dIske)
______
That's one way to be certain it's true.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 08, 2025 12:31 PM (od0dV)

100 NOAA maybe?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2025 12:30 PM (/HI9S)

The epicenter of climate cult bullshit?

I wouldn't be surprised if they were in on the shenanigans too.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 12:31 PM (pERWT)

101 >>> 94
==
Burn the entire NGO system down to the waterline.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 12:30 PM (6bTRc)

Joe Mannix Johnson is right!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 08, 2025 12:32 PM (ULPxl)

102 The Biden Administration was an ongoing criminal enterprise.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2025 12:32 PM (9nkAn)

103
NOAA is one of many agencies that now have SWAT teams.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 08, 2025 12:30 PM (ULPxl)



I'm old enough to remember when the IRS bought a shit ton of ammo......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 12:32 PM (Zz0t1)

104 75 BUT TRUMP!!!
Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 12:28 PM (Q4cxx)

--------

To be fair, one must not overlook the fact that Trump did say "pussy"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2025 12:32 PM (/HI9S)

105 Is there a single federal agency that Obama and Biden didn't weaponize against their political enemies? I can't think of one.

NOAA maybe?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2025 12:30 PM (/HI9S)
+++++
NOAA routinely fakes climate data to provide air cover for those who would destroy your liberty, health and wealth in the name of the climate. Were they directly doing this kind of nonsense? Who knows. It wouldn't surprise me if they went to universities to talk about climate change and also register students or something. But that doesn't matter. NOAA is no better.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 12:32 PM (6bTRc)

106 Do we need FEMA at all? I suspect not. Maybe in theory a national emergency response agency has some logistical advantages, but I've little doubt that FEMA as it actually exists is crawling with useless, corrupt paper-pushers and malodorous Democrap activists and agents. Burn it down.

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 12:32 PM (iFTx/)

107 Hmmmm...as I recall, FEMA tried to confiscate all the aid, donations, and food brought in by various volunteer groups that could conceivably be associated with the right.

Their requirements were to turn the material over to them for distribution or face legal consequences.

If you think about it, it makes more sense in the context that they were leveraging assistance to solicit registered democrat voters. AND, more importantly, the private volunteers were showing up the government workers in the process. I recall an Amish group actually building temporary homes for victims of the Hurricane in Carolina, and FEMA taking them down with a bulldozer.

Posted by: Orson at August 08, 2025 12:32 PM (dIske)

108 36 Democrats are Satan Incarnate.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 12:23 PM (Zz0t1)

The Evil One looks at their pathetic bleating and raw incompetence and says "PfffT! Don't hang that idiocy on me! But I tell ya, it's just so damn hard to get good help these days."

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 08, 2025 12:33 PM (uWKK8)

109 When FEMA was caught red (blue) handed during Helene, the first excuse was that the FEMA thugs felt "unsafe" going to Trump homes. Yeah, we might go all insurrectionary on them at the drop of a (MAGA) hat.

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 08, 2025 12:33 PM (sFNX2)

110 Any non-lefty NGO will be a lefty NGO within 25 years anyway. Just end the system. It is a failure.

Burn the entire NGO system down to the waterline.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 12:30 PM (6bTRc)
---
Also, if any non-leftist organization gains enough influence, it will become intolerable for Gramscians not to penetrate it with leverage from all the other institutions they already control.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 12:33 PM (Q4cxx)

111 You see, comrade, you must be a member of the party if you want benefits from the government.
Is simple. No?

Posted by: Chemist at August 08, 2025 12:33 PM (Am8KZ)

112 Biden's EO that ordered every federal agency to engage in voter registration and "get out the vote" was every bit the exact authoritarianism and fascism the left claimed Trump was.

It shifted the entire federal government to open, egregious and aggressive partisanship.

Oh, and we haven't even touched how Biden was stuffing the federal government with blacks for the four years--any black person with a pulse was automatically hired, regardless of qualifications.
Those became his most eager goons to enforce the new order.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 08, 2025 12:33 PM (IIsq3)

113
Not for the mortgage fraud.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 08, 2025 12:29 PM (2UnvF)




The pardon didn't say "for whatever they find he did that may be on the borderline of legality?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 12:33 PM (Zz0t1)

114 101 >>> 94
==
Burn the entire NGO system down to the waterline.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 12:30 PM (6bTRc)

Joe Mannix Johnson is right!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Nuke it from orbit!

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at August 08, 2025 12:34 PM (5M/Mg)

115 When FEMA was caught red (blue) handed during Helene, the first excuse was that the FEMA thugs felt "unsafe" going to Trump homes. Yeah, we might go all insurrectionary on them at the drop of a (MAGA) hat.

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 08, 2025 12:33 PM (sFNX2)
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Given that solid road record of things like that happening.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 12:34 PM (Q4cxx)

116 From the sidebar: I remember Paul Westerberg being a guy I wanted to push his face in with a boot heel.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 08, 2025 12:34 PM (dfIr7)

117 As usual, they always accuse others of exactly what they are up to. Makes sense, it is something they understand. Probably a ready guide for knowing which way to look for malfeasance on their part.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 08, 2025 12:34 PM (vd6bO)

118 Yep.
It ruined my grandson's High School years.
He won't get them back.
Posted by: wth

Lemme tell ya, a Virtual Senior Prom is not a lot of fun.

Posted by: Tommy's Tux Rental at August 08, 2025 12:34 PM (G5+As)

119 If only we could figure out why the democrats are so desperate to win elections.

Posted by: Oglebay at August 08, 2025 12:35 PM (2ap+5)

120 Biden's EO that ordered every federal agency to engage in voter registration and "get out the vote" was every bit the exact authoritarianism and fascism the left claimed Trump was.

Also literally illegal

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 08, 2025 12:35 PM (dfIr7)

121 Great thread at Twitchy and X about the NGOs run by Mrs. Newsom. She gets state $ and launders it nicely through NGOs using proprietary property. Couple million a year.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 08, 2025 12:35 PM (eadC4)

122 was lectured by the Left, media, and FEMA that this was a misinformed conspiracy theory. They were quite insistent about that

Funny how many of those misinformed conspiracy theories turned out to be true.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 08, 2025 12:35 PM (SH/UK)

123 From the sidebar: I remember Paul Westerberg being a guy I wanted to push his face in with a boot heel.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 08, 2025 12:34 PM (dfIr7)




"Ho, Ho, Ho........"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 12:35 PM (Zz0t1)

124 Yeah, we might go all insurrectionary on them at the drop of a (MAGA) hat.
_-_-_
...because they would.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 08, 2025 12:35 PM (vd6bO)

125 Is there a single federal agency that Obama and Biden didn't weaponize against their political enemies? I can't think of one.

NOAA maybe?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2025 12:30 PM (/HI9S)
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NOAA routinely fakes climate data to provide air cover for those who would destroy your liberty, health and wealth in the name of the climate. Were they directly doing this kind of nonsense? Who knows. It wouldn't surprise me if they went to universities to talk about climate change and also register try to have homo sex with students. But that doesn't matter. NOAA is no better.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 12:32 PM (6bTRc)
_________

FIFY

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 12:35 PM (iFTx/)

126 Also literally illegal
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 08, 2025 12:35 PM (dfIr7)
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Being post-law is TIGHT

Posted by: Administrative Directive Guy at August 08, 2025 12:35 PM (6bTRc)

127 A whole bunch of people are lawyering up and keeping their mouths shut. $hit just got real.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)

I'm starting to think CNN being at Butler was so the live feed would be broadcast to watch parties. Many rectums were puckered when a bloodied Trump rose with his fist held high and shouted, "Fight!, Fight!, Fight!".

If we're lucky, that photograph of Trump will be more iconic than that stupid Dewey Defeats Truman photo.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 12:35 PM (Dv3i1)

128 I know.here in Alabama we were sending money, supplies, and our power companies to North Carolina and parts of Tennessee to help victims. FEMA was stalling around not doing their jobs. The people needed help not bureaucratic excuses.

Posted by: Case at August 08, 2025 12:35 PM (NnONT)

129 Great thread at Twitchy and X about the NGOs run by Mrs. Newsom. She gets state $ and launders it nicely through NGOs using proprietary property. Couple million a year.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 08, 2025 12:35 PM (eadC4)




Money laundering is not a crime.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 12:35 PM (Zz0t1)

130 Microaggressions that don't *hurt* anybody, they go after.

This type of disadvantaging discrimination, is fine.

They are formulaic thinkers, not actual thinkers.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 12:36 PM (Q4cxx)

131 Great thread at Twitchy and X about the NGOs run by Mrs. Newsom. She gets state $ and launders it nicely through NGOs using proprietary property. Couple million a year.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 08, 2025 12:35 PM (eadC4)
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Her husband has an in at the French Laundry

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 12:37 PM (Q4cxx)

132 106 Do we need FEMA at all? I suspect not.


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If FEMA was dissolved, it would be in no time at all that we would all be missing its selfless, competent dedication to humanitarian disaster relief.

Posted by: No Sane Person, Ever at August 08, 2025 12:37 PM (/HI9S)

133 FEMA, like most, could be privatized. Turn it over to Samaritan's Purse or some other stand up outfit. Stay out of the way, maybe only giving a little airlift and transportation assistance via the military. Write those missions off as training deployments/flights.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 08, 2025 12:37 PM (gm9Sb)

134 Posted by: Martin Tell at August 08, 2025 12:33 PM (sFNX2)
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Given that solid road record of things like that happening.
Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 12:34 PM (Q4cxx)

It's probably projection.

If they were holed up on their roof waiting for a Trump rescue boat, they'd gladly shoot at the boat because Reeee.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 12:37 PM (pERWT)

135 Commies gonna commie.

Posted by: ballistic at August 08, 2025 12:37 PM (3BwY8)

136 Shaking down disaster victims. Now why didn't we think of that?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 08, 2025 12:37 PM (wBaIH)

137 No more Quangos. If you want to be an NGO, be an NGO. NON-governmental. Fully, entirely, exclusively non-governmental. And pay your taxes. End tax exemptions, too.

Burn the entire NGO system down to the waterline.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 12:30 PM (6bTRc)

This!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2025 12:37 PM (kaqWV)

138 I also think that a lot of the hysteria in the first few weeks was because they really did expect it to be a whole lot worse; that's what they had paid for. But they forgot that when you farm your work out to the Chinese, you always get back some cheap knock-off version that never does half of what you expected it to do, and always falls apart after a little while.

They ordered a pandemic from Temu. Rookie mistake.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 08, 2025 12:37 PM (2ocoG)

139 > BREAKING: President Trump signs Pentagon directive to begin using military force, possibly on foreign soil, against Latin American drug cartels, per NYT.
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Trump labeled the cartels enemy entities (or whatever the nomenclature) early in his admin. The administration considered a "buffer zone" inside Mexico to keep them at bay.

Plus, the US military has been flying various drones and ISR (recon types) aircraft that are used to pinpoint cartel strongholds and snoop on their comms.

They're in for a bad time if things kick off...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 08, 2025 12:37 PM (Q4IgG)

140 Mayorkas is the lowest of the low, belongs in prison

Posted by: night lifted at August 08, 2025 12:38 PM (/YboP)

141 The Biden Administration was an ongoing criminal enterprise.
Posted by: Anna Puma
.....

With just a touch of incest.

Posted by: wth at August 08, 2025 12:38 PM (v0R5T)

142 it seems the AWFLs around me are pretty quiet these days.

the lame No Kings protests seemed to fire them up for a bit, but lately not a lot of chirping...about anything

Posted by: kallisto at August 08, 2025 12:38 PM (dCxaZ)

143 Biden did nothing of consequences - he was a retarded puppet. It was clearly Obama/Soros.
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Yes, but even a mentally competent and engaged Biden would have eagerly signed off on the same actions.

He was, is and always will be a nasty, vile, evil pile of cold, wet arrogant shit.

Bless his heart because only Jesus loves him.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 08, 2025 12:38 PM (IIsq3)

144 If we're lucky, that photograph of Trump will be more iconic than that stupid Dewey Defeats Truman photo.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 12:35 PM (Dv3i1)

It grabbed Musk by the feelers, but he is a fickle political doofus, so it didn't last.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 12:38 PM (i24o9)

145 but I've little doubt that FEMA as it actually exists is crawling with useless, corrupt paper-pushers and malodorous Democrap activists and agents. Burn it down.
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AND, more importantly, the private volunteers were showing up the government workers in the process.
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You have no idea...believe me.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 08, 2025 12:38 PM (XeU6L)

146 Tom Servo, your description of FEMA is exactly what it was up to some point. Back when the ridiculous and ignorant hysteria over Katrina took place, FEMA's primary role, as it always had been, was doling out $, funding planning and mitigation work for disaster prep, training, etc. Counties and states always have/still do have 95% of the $, legal responsibility, and formal role of emergency response.

Again - like other agencies, this might have been changed beyond recognition since I was close to it. But FEMA was never meant to be a first-responder, or anything similar.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 08, 2025 12:38 PM (U/Byj)

147 .....

With just a touch of incest.
Posted by: wth at August 08, 2025 12:38 PM (v0R5T)



It isn't immoral if it's just a shower and innocent fingerbang.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 12:39 PM (Zz0t1)

148 "We're sorry your house was flooded and your entire community was destroyed by the hurricane. Here's some water."

'By the way, would you like to register to vote?"

"You're voting for Trump?"

"It was nice meeting you, take care and we wish you luck."

"We need to take the water back, too, sorry!"

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 08, 2025 12:39 PM (6ydKt)

149 Microaggressions that don't *hurt* anybody, they go after.

This type of disadvantaging discrimination, is fine.

They are formulaic thinkers, not actual thinkers.
Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 12:36 PM (Q4cxx)
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Rationalizations handle it.

Microaggressions perpetuate dominant historical systems of racial, political and sexual supremacism that is literally genocidal.

Actual racial, political or sexual targeting and actions against Party enemies is simply restorative justice.

Posted by: Administrative Directive Guy at August 08, 2025 12:39 PM (6bTRc)

150 Oh, and we haven't even touched how Biden was stuffing the federal government with blacks for the four years--any black person with a pulse was automatically hired, regardless of qualifications.
Those became his most eager goons to enforce the new order.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 08, 2025 12:33 PM (IIsq3)

That's why Dems are now saying that cutting the Federal workforce is RAYCISS!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 08, 2025 12:39 PM (uWKK8)

151 Ugh. Sockoff

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 12:39 PM (6bTRc)

152 Plus, the US military has been flying various drones and ISR (recon types) aircraft that are used to pinpoint cartel strongholds and snoop on their comms.

They're in for a bad time if things kick off...
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 08, 2025 12:37 PM (Q4IgG)

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It's all fun and games until the first A-10 shows up on the horizon.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2025 12:39 PM (/HI9S)

153 BREAKING: President Trump signs Pentagon directive to begin using military force, possibly on foreign soil, against Latin American drug cartels, per NYT.
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Straight out of Clancy's 'Clear and Present Danger', and I'm good with that. More than good.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 08, 2025 12:40 PM (XeU6L)

154 There shall be no transfer of money from the government to any private organization other than for the purpose of commerce or operations. If you're selling steel to a government construction project, fine. If you're the contractor running the project or some program, fine. But nothing else. Commerce and operations only. No grants. No subsidies. No transfers to anything other than operations. If there needs to be research done for the government, sign a contract or do it in a government laboratory where there is at least hypothetical oversight. No more farming out "research" or "social assistance" or whatever else.
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What's the point of being elected, then?

Posted by: RINO Congressman at August 08, 2025 12:40 PM (Dv3i1)

155 29 Bwahaha. Bondi directs Ed Martin to lead the investigation into Schiff and his mortgage fraud.
Posted by: Duke Lowell
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After failing to secure confirmation as the top US attorney in Washington, DC, Ed Martin is now actively serving in multiple new roles inside the Justice Department that give him even more power to punish President Donald Trump’s adversaries and reward his supporters.
_CNN, 5/28

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 12:40 PM (I1XLT)

156 >>@EricLDaugh
·
>>10m
>>🚨 HUGE NEWS: Texas Governor Greg Abbott threatens to INCREASE the US House redistricting gain for Republicans from 5 to *8* SEATS if Democrats don't come back and allow a quorum.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 12:41 PM (viF8m)

157 It's all fun and games until the first A-10 shows up on the horizon.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2025 12:39 PM (/HI9S)

The old A-diez A-dios.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 12:41 PM (pERWT)

158 starting to think CNN being at Butler was so the live feed would be broadcast to watch parties. Many rectums were puckered when a bloodied Trump rose with his fist held high and shouted, "Fight!, Fight!, Fight!".

If we're lucky, that photograph of Trump will be more iconic than that stupid Dewey Defeats Truman photo.
==
And one of those watch parties was hosted by Bill Barr.

Project Veritas has whistleblower who has evidence of Barr conferences with Fani Willis about lawfare against trump. He was telling her how to structure it and who to subpoena...

Posted by: Mr Sunshine at August 08, 2025 12:41 PM (1y5L5)

159 What's the point of being elected, then?
Posted by: RINO Congressman at August 08, 2025 12:40 PM (Dv3i1)
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Serve your term, try to refrain from doing evil, then go back home with your modest pension?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 12:41 PM (6bTRc)

160 They also focused on assisting LBGT groups first.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 08, 2025 12:41 PM (Du4mK)

161 ...so, the people who pay their taxes are denied their own money when catastrophes occur.yet, their money is used to pay for illegals hotels and food...seems fair-

Posted by: pahound at August 08, 2025 12:41 PM (zZRB2)

162 ...

I keep wanting to type that these people really should be shot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2025 12:41 PM (bss/y)

163 I'm not sure, but I'm guessing that during the Biden administration, upper management at FEMA was larded with a platoon of fat ugly lesbians.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2025 12:41 PM (/HI9S)

164 I'm trying to remember if Mayorkas got a pardon for child trafficking.

Posted by: Thomans Paine at August 08, 2025 12:41 PM (Vfq+S)

165 At some point, some of these people need to be punished. Severely.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 08, 2025 12:42 PM (0eaVi)

166 "He was, is and always will be a nasty, vile, evil pile of cold, wet arrogant shit."

You left out, stupid. And corrupt beyond description.

And most only were exposed to this at the end of his "career" of vile idiocy, some were around it for decades.


Posted by: rhomboid at August 08, 2025 12:42 PM (U/Byj)

167 @EricLDaugh
·
>>10m
>>🚨 HUGE NEWS: Texas Governor Greg Abbott threatens to INCREASE the US House redistricting gain for Republicans from 5 to *8* SEATS if Democrats don't come back and allow a quorum.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 12:41 PM (viF8m)



Nope.

That's not a tax.

Posted by: Cheap Justice John Roberts at August 08, 2025 12:42 PM (Zz0t1)

168 Project Veritas has whistleblower who has evidence of Barr conferences with Fani Willis about lawfare against trump. He was telling her how to structure it and who to subpoena...

Posted by: Mr Sunshine at August 08, 2025 12:41 PM (1y5L5)

Dude better have his affairs in order.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 12:42 PM (i24o9)

169 Her husband has an in at the French Laundry
Posted by: Axeman

I'm in desperate need of One-Hour Martinizing and also need my hat blocked. Does the French Laundry provide those services?

Posted by: Beau Brummell. at August 08, 2025 12:42 PM (G5+As)

170 Nick Sortor
@nicksortor
·
26m
🚨 BREAKING: Pam Bondi has appointed ED MARTIN as the special prosecutor investigating both Adam Schiff AND Letitia James for MORTGAGE FRAUD

They’re absolutely SCREWED

Have we spoken about this or the Boasberg appeal victory? I am sure if we have, it will be pointed out. Much quicker than scrolling through content. lol.

Posted by: Piper at August 08, 2025 12:42 PM (p4NUW)

171 152 "We're doing the music!" "What's the music?" "Wagner, scares the hell out of the slopes".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 08, 2025 12:42 PM (gm9Sb)

172 Schlichter sez it's OK for MAGA to ask for still more from Trump: "We're in a political environment where we need to continue to pressure the administration for more wins." Amen. We have a very short window of time to get stuff done.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at August 08, 2025 12:42 PM (0I+GC)

173 At some point, some of these people need to be punished. Severely.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 08, 2025 12:42 PM (0eaVi)




In before the 'nothing will happen' guy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 12:42 PM (Zz0t1)

174 Speaking of FEMA
There are more fires in SoCal.
Canyon fire explodes to nearly 5,000 acres; thousands evacuated in L.A., Ventura counties

Posted by: wth at August 08, 2025 12:43 PM (v0R5T)

175 BREAKING: President Trump signs Pentagon directive to begin using military force, possibly on foreign soil, against Latin American drug cartels, per NYT.
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Trump labeled the cartels enemy entities (or whatever the nomenclature) early in his admin. The administration considered a "buffer zone" inside Mexico to keep them at bay.

Plus, the US military has been flying various drones and ISR (recon types) aircraft that are used to pinpoint cartel strongholds and snoop on their comms.

They're in for a bad time if things kick off...
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 08, 2025 12:37 PM (Q4IgG)
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I don't think it would even take much to bring the cartels down or at least severely wound them. A couple of hard hits, and the cartels will start fighting each other. Let them destroy each other. That's kinda how they got Escobar.

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 12:43 PM (iFTx/)

176 the most extensive and inclusive

Does the 'inclusive ' club have a disco ball over the dance floor? I'm betting you can score some good coke there.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at August 08, 2025 12:43 PM (RT3YC)

177 My FiL is battling prostate cancer. He had his prostate removed 5 years ago........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
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That happened to Buddy's friend. He succumbed after fighting it for thirty years.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 12:43 PM (I1XLT)

178 157 It's all fun and games until the first A-10 shows up on the horizon.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2025 12:39 PM (/HI9S)

The old A-diez A-dios.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 12:41 PM (pERWT)

The thing is, when these asshats on the left are doxxing ICE members and their families, they are not doxxing them for the Antifa goons. They are doxxing them for the cartels.

This is another thing that makes me believe that a bullet may be the only remedy. These assholes are not dealing in good faith. This is not the compromise between two positions that the founders intended. These people are just straight up evil.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2025 12:44 PM (bss/y)

179 156 >>@EricLDaugh
·
>>10m
>>🚨 HUGE NEWS: Texas Governor Greg Abbott threatens to INCREASE the US House redistricting gain for Republicans from 5 to *8* SEATS if Democrats don't come back and allow a quorum.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 12:41 PM (viF8m)
__________________________________

In a nutshell, here is the difference between Democrats and Republicans. Democrats would have had those 8 new seats included in their first restructuring.

Posted by: Orson at August 08, 2025 12:44 PM (dIske)

180 162 ...

I keep wanting to type that these people really should be shot.


I’m team heads-on-pikes, myself.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 12:44 PM (2FwlN)

181 Bahhstan just got less crooked -

I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 @ImMeme0
🚨 BREAKING: Boston’s Sanctuary Sheriff Steve Tompkins Arrested on Federal Extortion Charges
“As a result of an FBI Boston investigation, Suffolk County Sheriff Steven Tompkins has been taken into custody in Fort Lauderdale, Florida for allegedly extorting $50,000 from the owner of a national cannabis retail company seeking to do business in Boston,” the FBI said.
Tompkins was indicted by a federal grand jury on two counts of Extortion Under Color of Official Right.

Posted by: gKWVE at August 08, 2025 12:45 PM (sDWtc)

182 I keep wanting to type that these people really should be shot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2025 12:41 PM (bss/y)
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It's a good thing you didn't, though.

Ace doesn't like Queensryche.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 12:45 PM (Q4cxx)

183 167 @EricLDaugh
·
>>10m
>>🚨 HUGE NEWS: Texas Governor Greg Abbott threatens to INCREASE the US House redistricting gain for Republicans from 5 to *8* SEATS if Democrats don't come back and allow a quorum.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 12:41 PM (viF8m)
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Dear Governor Abbott,

Shut up and do it.

Thanks

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 12:45 PM (I1XLT)

184 See, this is WHY you don't characterize your political opposition as "Hitler" or "Nazis". Because people take that seriously and begin to think, well, I'll do anything to stop a nazi. So you make all sorts of insane decisions, and the next thing you know, you are directing FEMA not to help Trump voters and digging around in Meliani's panty drawer.

It also goes to the press- you do the Dems no favors by downplaying these stupid decisions. It just makes them do even more stupid stuff.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 08, 2025 12:45 PM (D1vbu)

185
I'm in desperate need of One-Hour Martinizing and also need my hat blocked. Does the French Laundry provide those services?
Posted by: Beau Brummell. at August 08, 2025 12:42 PM (G5+As)

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No, but it sneers at you while charging extortionate prices.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 12:46 PM (OkHa0)

186 Get the federal government out of the disaster recovery business. This should be left up to the states, both constitutionally and morally.

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at August 08, 2025 12:46 PM (P7Iz+)

187 I'm starting to think CNN being at Butler was so the live feed would be broadcast to watch parties. Many rectums were puckered when a bloodied Trump rose with his fist held high and shouted, "Fight!, Fight!, Fight!".


that's exactly what happened, Chuck

oh and the Temu killer virus - it was made in a lab and they didn't test it in the wild. outdoor air murderfied it. it was a hothouse flower.

THANK GOD

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 08, 2025 12:46 PM (Pv3Rg)

188 I keep wanting to type that these people really should be shot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2025 12:41 PM (bss/y)

They betrayed the trust of the American people for their own gain or ideological reasons, which is arguably a form of treason. So why not? After a fair trial, of course.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2025 12:47 PM (kaqWV)

189 >>In a nutshell, here is the difference between Democrats and Republicans. Democrats would have had those 8 new seats included in their first restructuring.

Here's the difference between the old GOP and the new and improved America First GOP. The old GOP wouldn't have tried for the 5 seats in the first place.

They are improving and getting better with encouragement.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 12:47 PM (viF8m)

190 I Meme Therefore I Am
@ImMeme0
3m
BREAKING: Gov. Greg Abbott threatens to BLOW UP the House redistricting — GOP could snag 8 SEATS instead of 5 if Democrats don’t show up to break the quorum!

EPIC!

Abbott: "What I'm thinking now is that if they don't start showing up, I may start expanding. We may make it six or seven or eight new seats we're going to be adding on the Republican side.”

https://tinyurl.com/4nb5c965

Posted by: redridinghood at August 08, 2025 12:47 PM (NpAcC)

191 At some point, some of these people need to be punished. Severely.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 08, 2025 12:42 PM (0eaVi)

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Spankings all around!

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 12:47 PM (Q4cxx)

192 In a nutshell, here is the difference between Democrats and Republicans. Democrats would have had those 8 new seats included in their first restructuring.
Posted by: Orson at August 08, 2025 12:44 PM

The 5 is very safe. The 8 is risky.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 08, 2025 12:47 PM (MGB5H)

193 146 Tom Servo, your description of FEMA is exactly what it was up to some point. Back when the ridiculous and ignorant hysteria over Katrina took place, FEMA's primary role, as it always had been, was doling out $, funding planning and mitigation work for disaster prep, training, etc. Counties and states always have/still do have 95% of the $, legal responsibility, and formal role of emergency response."

That crisis is what skewed everything for the last 20 years or so. Louisiana should have done it; but under Democrat Governance, it was totally incompetent at every level and just sat there, doing nothing while all the media was screeching that BUSH WAS KILLING PEOPLE! So he felt obligated to step in.

People forget how bad the corruption was - not long into it, the New Orleans police force had to be completely disbanded and National Guard units deployed to enforce martial law for about 18 months. That was when it was found out that quite a few police department leaders and officers were actually leading the looting gangs.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 08, 2025 12:47 PM (uWKK8)

194 I keep wanting to type that these people really should be shot.

I’m team heads-on-pikes, myself.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 12:44 PM (2FwlN)

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Wood Chipper Olympics FTW!

Posted by: ShainS at August 08, 2025 12:47 PM (NV+BS)

195 Bless his heart because only Jesus loves him.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

The LORD is angry at the wicked every day. And no, He doesn't love Joe Biden.

Posted by: Hard Truths at August 08, 2025 12:47 PM (G5+As)

196 Really sad how Trump's picks in his first term were all back-stabbing Quislings.

Glad he figured that out 2nd time around.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 08, 2025 12:48 PM (EF18j)

197 I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 @ImMeme0
🚨 BREAKING: Boston’s Sanctuary Sheriff Steve Tompkins Arrested on Federal Extortion Charges
“As a result of an FBI Boston investigation, Suffolk County Sheriff Steven Tompkins has been taken into custody in Fort Lauderdale, Florida for allegedly extorting $50,000 from the owner of a national cannabis retail company seeking to do business in Boston,” the FBI said.
Tompkins was indicted by a federal grand jury on two counts of Extortion Under Color of Official Right.
Posted by: gKWVE at August 08, 2025

Leo corruption in Massachusetts? I shan't believe it.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 08, 2025 12:48 PM (MGB5H)

198 We'd have to be nuts to use military force in Mexico. Talk about a quagmire! It will accomplish nothing as long as the USA has a voracious demand for the illicit drugs they traffic. It's not like the Sinaloa cartel is forcibly injecting our citizens on the street. Bombing Mexico because we can't control the cravings of our own junkies makes no sense to me.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at August 08, 2025 12:48 PM (0I+GC)

199 This bikini brunette is a proud member of Females for the Encouragement of Male Attraction, and resents the anti-FEMA sentiment being expressed on this thread:
http://tiny.cc/fnxq001

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 12:48 PM (6bTRc)

200 >In a nutshell, here is the difference between Democrats and Republicans. Democrats would have had those 8 new seats included in their first restructuring.

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The difference is that if the Dems could draw the lines that way, they would settle for a N-0 "balance" and then claim that the Pubs just want to "gerrymander".

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 12:49 PM (Q4cxx)

201 The thing is, when these asshats on the left are doxxing ICE members and their families, they are not doxxing them for the Antifa goons. They are doxxing them for the cartels.


Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2025 12:44 PM (bss/y)



Tee Hee!

Posted by: Governor Katie Hobbs at August 08, 2025 12:49 PM (Zz0t1)

202 Is there a single federal agency that Obama and Biden didn't weaponize against their political enemies? I can't think of one.

NOAA maybe?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2025 12:30 PM (/HI9S)

Au contraire mon friere

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 08, 2025 12:49 PM (NtVYv)

203 Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at August 08, 2025 12:48 PM (0I+GC)

You think the cartels are just in the drug trade? LOL.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 12:49 PM (VofaG)

204 @ImMeme0
3m
BREAKING: Gov. Greg Abbott threatens to BLOW UP the House redistricting — GOP could snag 8 SEATS instead of 5 if Democrats don’t show up to break the quorum!

EPIC!

Abbott: "What I'm thinking now is that if they don't start showing up, I may start expanding. We may make it six or seven or eight new seats we're going to be adding on the Republican side.”

https://tinyurl.com/4nb5c965
Posted by: redridinghood at August 08, 2025 12:47 PM (NpAcC)
++++
If you *could* have gotten eight, why did you only set it up to pick up six?

This isn't the win you think it is, Texas GOP. If you take *any* action that fails to absolutely maximize your gains, you are failing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 12:50 PM (6bTRc)

205 NOAA maybe?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2025 12:30 PM (/HI9S)


I'm sorry to report that NOAA is corrupt and dedicated to stopping MAGA because we are a threat to the climate.

Posted by: Emmie at August 08, 2025 12:50 PM (FMtrg)

206
Leo corruption in Massachusetts? I shan't believe it.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 08, 2025 12:48 PM (MGB5H)



You shan't. He shat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 12:50 PM (Zz0t1)

207 I keep wanting to type that these people really should be shot.

I’m team heads-on-pikes, myself.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 12:44 PM (2FwlN)

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Wood Chipper Olympics FTW!
Posted by: ShainS
......

OK, but rules state feet first only. Better audio.

Posted by: wth at August 08, 2025 12:50 PM (v0R5T)

208 We'd have to be nuts to use military force in Mexico. Talk about a quagmire!

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at August 08, 2025 12:48 PM (0I+GC)
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As I never know what Trump means by something he says, it might be just more useful as a threat against Cartels acting in America.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 12:50 PM (Q4cxx)

209 Dear Governor Abbott,

Shut up and do it.

Thanks
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 12:45 PM (I1XLT)

+1

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 08, 2025 12:51 PM (ZtAny)

210 If I had a choice for one Biden and one Obama Admin member to hang by the neck til dead, it would be Mayorkas and Brennan.

Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at August 08, 2025 12:51 PM (th/4a)

211 Bombing Mexico because we can't control the cravings of our own junkies makes no sense to me.
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Raises the cost of doing business, interrupts and eliminates organizational structure. Its not a solution. Its punishment. Shouldn't they be punished??????????????????????????

Posted by: Mr Sunshine at August 08, 2025 12:51 PM (1y5L5)

212 "You think the cartels are just in the drug trade? LOL."

Fill me in then. Justify America's next lost war for me.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at August 08, 2025 12:51 PM (0I+GC)

213 Boston’s Sanctuary Sheriff Arrested on Federal Extortion Charges

LFG!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 12:51 PM (i24o9)

214 Posted by: Tom Servo at August 08, 2025 12:47 PM (uWKK

A couple of police officers, one a female, did an arm robbery where they killed a few of the restaurant workers.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 12:52 PM (VofaG)

215 How do you think that photographer was able to catch that bullet in flight at Butler? He had his shutter set for a really fast exposure: what you use for things flying fast. If you wanted a photo of a watermelon exploding, that would be the exposure setting you would use! I wonder who told him to do that?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 12:52 PM (2FwlN)

216 >>🚨 HUGE NEWS: Texas Governor Greg Abbott threatens to INCREASE the US House redistricting gain for Republicans from 5 to *8* SEATS if Democrats don't come back and allow a quorum.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 12:41 PM (viF8m)
__________________________________

In a nutshell, here is the difference between Democrats and Republicans. Democrats would have had those 8 new seats included in their first restructuring.
Posted by: Orson at August 08, 2025 12:44 PM (dIske)

I talked about this situation a bit in the morning thread. It's a big game of bluff and counterbluff, and I applaud Abbott for playing this so well politically. Politics is about perception more than reality, most of the time. So enjoy the show! Because that's what it is. And try not to be too disappointed if it comes out that Abbott never had the power to do most of what he's threatening - he knows that, everyone in this Kabuki theater performance does.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 08, 2025 12:52 PM (uWKK8)

217 Are You Not Entertained!

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 12:52 PM (viF8m)

218 Bombing Mexico because we can't control the cravings of our own junkies makes no sense to me.
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at August 08, 2025 12:48 PM (0I+GC)

Lack of supply creates its own lack of demand.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 12:53 PM (pERWT)

219 thing is, when these asshats on the left

Festive little hats!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 08, 2025 12:53 PM (ZG4wU)

220 210 If I had a choice for one Biden and one Obama Admin member to hang by the neck til dead, it would be Mayorkas and Brennan.
Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at August 08, 2025 12:51 PM (th/4a)

That's a hell of a choice to have to make and then live with. I mean, there are SO many options.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2025 12:53 PM (bss/y)

221 This bikini brunette is a proud member of Females for the Encouragement of Male Attraction, and resents the anti-FEMA sentiment being expressed on this thread:
http://tiny.cc/fnxq001

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 12:48 PM (6bTRc)

Fen's yesterday was better.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 12:53 PM (i24o9)

222 This bikini brunette is a proud member of Females for the Encouragement of Male Attraction, and resents the anti-FEMA sentiment being expressed on this thread:
http://tiny.cc/fnxq001
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 12:48 PM (6bTRc)

I’ve been missing the Mannix babes! And Joe too of course… but mostly the babes ;-)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 08, 2025 12:53 PM (ZtAny)

223 143 Biden did nothing of consequences - he was a retarded puppet. It was clearly Obama/Soros.
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You left out the Pritzker's.

Posted by: pudinhead at August 08, 2025 12:53 PM (W3T6M)

224 This bikini brunette
......

not very busty.

Posted by: wth at August 08, 2025 12:53 PM (v0R5T)

225 212 Human trafficking, child endangerment, weapons smuggling, money laundering, extortion, .....

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 08, 2025 12:53 PM (gm9Sb)

226 It's a good thing you didn't, though.

Ace doesn't like Queensryche.
Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 12:45 PM (Q4cxx)



*assumes fetal position*

*shudders*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 12:53 PM (Zz0t1)

227 Leo corruption in Massachusetts? I shan't believe it.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 08, 2025 12:48 PM (MGB5H)

Funny on two levels. One, doofus got caught and charged, and two, if there is any legit business that "deserves" to be extorted, pot peddlers rank right up there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2025 12:54 PM (kaqWV)

228 Really sad how Trump's picks in his first term were all back-stabbing Quislings.

Glad he figured that out 2nd time around.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 08, 2025 12:48 PM (EF18j)
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It is. And it's why I back a second-real term for Trump, but he is getting up there in age.

None of this shit is Constitutional or intended, so it almost screams that some sort of compensation is paid to a President who wasn't really allowed to govern.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 12:54 PM (Q4cxx)

229 That was when it was found out that quite a few police department leaders and officers were actually leading the looting gangs.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 08, 2025 12:47 PM (uWKK

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Third World Shithole Domestic Cartels.

Maybe Trump and Bondi and Patel should declare war on and eradicate them (as well as foreign cartels) in every blue shithole city nationwide ...

* Swerves into Buck's prior post and previous thread *

Posted by: ShainS at August 08, 2025 12:54 PM (NV+BS)

230
I’ve been missing the Mannix babes! And Joe too of course… but mostly the babes ;-)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 08, 2025 12:53 PM (ZtAny)



This is the way.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)

231 I wonder who told him to do that?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 12:52 PM (2FwlN)

Sunny day, outside? Pretty much forces a short exposure.

The timing i personally chalk up to divine intervention.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 12:54 PM (pERWT)

232 I know it was a typo, but an “arm robbery” sounds like they were stealing prosthetic limbs!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 12:54 PM (2FwlN)

233
Warming up for tonight over here, boss

Posted by: flyin' green & purple dildos at August 08, 2025 12:54 PM (5hfjS)

234 Tom Servo, exactly. Recall the video of the NOPD deputy looting in the Walmart? Beautiful, really.

Gov. Blanco and the mayor had 99% of the operational responsibility, and of course were completely disastrously incompetent. But the "press" was able to brainwash the country (including "conservatives") into the idiotic idea that it was a federal failure. Not the only idiotic distortion "the right" has swallowed and made part of its brainless catechism.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 08, 2025 12:55 PM (U/Byj)

235 215 How do you think that photographer was able to catch that bullet in flight at Butler? He had his shutter set for a really fast exposure: what you use for things flying fast. If you wanted a photo of a watermelon exploding, that would be the exposure setting you would use! I wonder who told him to do that?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 12:52 PM (2FwlN)

So you are saying they were trying to set up their own Zapruder film? Something they would play over and over and over again?

Hard to argue with considering if Trump had not turned his head, it would have been a successful assassination and we would be living in a completely different world.

*looks up at God* You scare the shit out of me, Lord.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2025 12:55 PM (bss/y)

236 I wonder who told him to do that?
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Hmm, who would possibly want to see Trump's head explode in slow motion.... I'll give you one fuckin guess....

Posted by: Hillary! at August 08, 2025 12:55 PM (1y5L5)

237 know it was a typo, but an “arm robbery” sounds like they were stealing prosthetic limbs!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 12:54 PM (2FwlN)

*sobs*
-Michelle Fields

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 08, 2025 12:55 PM (MGB5H)

238 "225 212 Human trafficking, child endangerment, weapons smuggling, money laundering, extortion, ....."

As to the first three, we've now sealed the border, right?

As to the last two, do you want to deploy A-10s to fight money laundering? Really?

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at August 08, 2025 12:55 PM (0I+GC)

239 It is. And it's why I back a second-real term for Trump, but he is getting up there in age.

None of this shit is Constitutional or intended, so it almost screams that some sort of compensation is paid to a President who wasn't really allowed to govern.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 12:54 PM (Q4cxx)

-----------------

Trump 2028 -- Reparations, Bitchezzzz!

Posted by: ShainS at August 08, 2025 12:55 PM (NV+BS)

240 People forget how bad the corruption was - not long into it, the New Orleans police force had to be completely disbanded and National Guard units deployed to enforce martial law for about 18 months. That was when it was found out that quite a few police department leaders and officers were actually leading the looting gangs.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 08, 2025 12:47 PM (uWKK

I remember telling somebody a few days before Katrina hit that they needed to use school busses to get the people with no transportation out of New Orleans.

A few days later the from the air photos of the flooded parking lots with hundreds of school busses came out.

My silly ass sitting a thousand miles away had that figured out and they couldn't?

It was pure corrupt incompetence from top to bottom in N.O., knowing what they did about the city being inside of a giant bowl, to literally have no plans except to stuff everybody inside the Superdome and call it a day.

And then the Dems&Media managed to blame it on Bush and still believe to this day that disaster was W.'s fault.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 08, 2025 12:56 PM (6ydKt)

241 Mexico actively cooperated in the invasion of the US by millions of criminal dregs from all over the world. It should be open season on the cartels and the government paid off by the smugglers/cartels.

Posted by: Let Joy Be Unconfined! at August 08, 2025 12:56 PM (G5+As)

242 In before the 'nothing will happen' guy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 12:42 PM (Zz0t1)

Oh, I know nothing will happen on this side of paradise.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 08, 2025 12:56 PM (0eaVi)

243 Leo corruption in Massachusetts? I shan't believe it.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 08, 2025 12:48 PM (MGB5H)

There is a theme here. These DEI and other leftist hires are not hired for competence. They are hired because they will follow orders and do just about anything, regardless of morality or other societal restraint.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 12:56 PM (i24o9)

244 215 How do you think that photographer was able to catch that bullet in flight at Butler? He had his shutter set for a really fast exposure: what you use for things flying fast. If you wanted a photo of a watermelon exploding, that would be the exposure setting you would use! I wonder who told him to do that?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 12:52 PM (2FwlN)

Shortly after the shooting there was a very good article about him, although i haven't seen it again. In short he is a very good professional photographer who had the eye to pick the best spot to view the podium, and he had a couple very good high speed cameras set up to try and catch some good rally images. He probably took several hundred images that day with his equipment, and examining them that night was astounded to see that he had caught the bullet in flight. (He also took the iconic photo of Trump bloodied but unbowed that day)

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 08, 2025 12:56 PM (uWKK8)

245 This bikini brunette is a proud member of Females for the Encouragement of Male Attraction, and resents the anti-FEMA sentiment being expressed on this thread:
http://tiny.cc/fnxq001
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

I think she's very impressed with your hair teased into such a manly coif.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at August 08, 2025 12:57 PM (RT3YC)

246 I know it was a typo, but an “arm robbery” sounds like they were stealing prosthetic limbs!
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THAT'S NOT FUNNY YOU AHOLE!!!!

Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 08, 2025 12:57 PM (1y5L5)

247 Purge FEMA

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 08, 2025 12:57 PM (xcxpd)

248 In before the 'nothing will happen' guy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 12:42 PM (Zz0t1)
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Impossible! We are LEGION!

Posted by: The Nothing Will Happen Guy at August 08, 2025 12:57 PM (Q4cxx)

249 know it was a typo, but an “arm robbery” sounds like they were stealing prosthetic limbs!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit


*ratcheting noise*

Posted by: Inspector Krogh at August 08, 2025 12:58 PM (v0R5T)

250 Leo corruption in Massachusetts? I shan't believe it.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 08, 2025 12:48 PM (MGB5H)

There is a theme here. These DEI and other leftist hires are not hired for competence. They are hired because they will follow orders and do just about anything, regardless of morality or other societal restraint.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demo

Law Enforcement in MA, esp the Staties, has been very corrupt for a very long time. One would need only look to Karen Reade for a recent example of how bad they are.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 08, 2025 12:58 PM (MGB5H)

251 IIRC, the NOLA PD was at a time the most underpaid PD of any major city. The corruption was considered fine and dandy, kind of like piece work. "Looked here, Officer Tibedeaux, you knows we don't pay all that much but this is the land of opportunity". "Gee, thanks Sarge. Can I go shake down a couple bars wit de coloreds now?".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 08, 2025 12:59 PM (gm9Sb)

252 When the Guadaloupe River flooded Kerrville, do you know who was there first, with the most resources?

H.E.B. Texas' own grocery chain has a fully outfitted and staffed emergency team, with trucks of food, a cooking trailer, water, sleeping spaces, and an internet trailer. They are fully paid for by H.E.B.

They are a better organized and staffed rescue team than FEMA.

Posted by: Thomans Paine at August 08, 2025 12:59 PM (Vfq+S)

253 Everything about this Rotting Corpse named "BIDEN" stinks to high heaven.

Posted by: Jackson at August 08, 2025 12:59 PM (BltCC)

254 Law Enforcement in MA, esp the Staties, has been very corrupt for a very long time. One would need only look to Karen Reade for a recent example of how bad they are.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 08, 2025 12:58 PM (MGB5H)

The Departed wasn't set in Wichita.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 12:59 PM (pERWT)

255 Remember they disarmed Katrina survivors wherever they found them in the New Orleans area. Good call? It didn’t sit well with me!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 01:00 PM (2FwlN)

256 looks up at God* You scare the shit out of me, Lord.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at August 08, 2025 01:00 PM (RT3YC)

257
H.E.B. Texas' own grocery chain has a fully outfitted and staffed emergency team, with trucks of food, a cooking trailer, water, sleeping spaces, and an internet trailer. They are fully paid for by H.E.B.

They are a better organized and staffed rescue team than FEMA.
Posted by: Thomans Paine at August 08, 2025 12:59 PM (Vfq+S)



HEB. The Buc-ee's of grocery stores.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:00 PM (Zz0t1)

258 HUGE NEWS: Texas Governor Greg Abbott threatens to INCREASE the US House redistricting gain for Republicans from 5 to *8* SEATS if Democrats don't come back and allow a quorum.
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You know what I just thought of?
Now the the 5th Circuit has said ID is required for mail-in ballots.
And, that almost all the "turn Texas blue" was based on those mail-in ballots.

Nobody actually knows how "blue" the cities are.

Redistricting may yield "safe" blue seats switching to R when the mirage of mail-in ballots vanishes.

LOLGF, Dems.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 08, 2025 01:00 PM (IIsq3)

259 >>>Bondi appoints Ed Martin as Special Prosecutor to for Schiff and Letitia James mortgage fraud; Grand Jury convened for Letitia James

Best day ever.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 01:00 PM (i24o9)

260 He probably took several hundred images that day with his equipment

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 08, 2025 12:56 PM (uWKK
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The way a lot of news photography works these days.

Of course they used to do a lot of this back when they had to waste film. They just weighed the cost of film against the benefit of getting just the right picture.

Now, you're just temporarily using magnetic chunks.

Posted by: The Nothing Will Happen Guy at August 08, 2025 01:00 PM (Q4cxx)

261 You know who DOES have illicit drugs under control? Singapore. It would be cheaper and infinitely more effective for us to copy the Singapore model, than to pursue a war in Mexico.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at August 08, 2025 01:00 PM (0I+GC)

262 I remember telling somebody a few days before Katrina hit that they needed to use school busses to get the people with no transportation out of New Orleans.

A few days later the from the air photos of the flooded parking lots with hundreds of school busses came out.

My silly ass sitting a thousand miles away had that figured out and they couldn't?"

Do you remember the excuse for not using the school buses? Mayor Ray Nagan (who later went to prison for theft, among other things) said because it happened on a Sunday, all the school bus drivers were on their day off and couldn't work.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 08, 2025 01:00 PM (uWKK8)

263 He had his shutter set for a really fast exposure: what you use for things flying fast.

Also if you want shallow depth of field on a bright day with fast film.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 08, 2025 01:00 PM (/y8xj)

264 52 19 Mayorkas was a truly loathsome scumbag who even loathsome scumbags thought was a loathsome scumbag. I hope Satan's rats have a good time feasting on his colon.
Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 12:20 PM (iFTx/)

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My English teacher would be proud that you know the proper use of a colon!

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 08, 2025 01:00 PM (8P/xB)

265 Fat Electrician has a whole video about HEB that just came out. I've been meaning to watch it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 01:01 PM (pERWT)

266
The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at August 08, 2025 01:00 PM (RT3YC)



Society is where it is today because humanity as a whole has lost the healthy fear of God it once had.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:01 PM (Zz0t1)

267 >>@AGPamBondi
·
>>1h
Our
@TheJusticeDept
attorneys just secured a MAJOR victory defending President Trump’s use of the Alien Enemies Act to deport illegal alien terrorists.

>>The D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals affirmed what we’ve argued for months: Judge Boasberg’s attempt to sanction the government for deporting criminal-alien terrorists was a “clear abuse of discretion” — failed judicial overreach at its worst.

>>We will continue fighting and WINNING in court for President Trump’s agenda to keep America Safe!

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 01:01 PM (viF8m)

268 . It would be cheaper and infinitely more effective for us to copy the Singapore model, than to pursue a war in Mexico.
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at August 08, 2025 01:00 PM (0I+GC)

All in on bamboo futures!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 01:02 PM (pERWT)

269 Great news about the sheriff in MA.

To borrow a formula popular here -

wake me up when a sheriff or mayor is arrested for aiding/sheltering illegal aliens.

Walk your talk, Homan (and Trump).

Posted by: rhomboid at August 08, 2025 01:02 PM (U/Byj)

270 I’ve been missing the Mannix babes! And Joe too of course… but mostly the babes ;-)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 08, 2025 12:53 PM (ZtAny)

Old pic of Christy Brinkley, is it?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 08, 2025 01:02 PM (0eaVi)

271 257
H.E.B. Texas' own grocery chain has a fully outfitted and staffed emergency team, with trucks of food, a cooking trailer, water, sleeping spaces, and an internet trailer. They are fully paid for by H.E.B.

They are a better organized and staffed rescue team than FEMA.
Posted by: Thomans Paine at August 08, 2025 12:59 PM (Vfq+S)


HEB. The Buc-ee's of grocery stores.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:00 PM (Zz0t1)

The Fat Electrician on YouTube did a video about HEB. Never heard of them before that.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 08, 2025 01:03 PM (xcxpd)

272 Unfortunately The HE Butts family is mostly liberal IIRC.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 01:03 PM (VofaG)

273 Is there no limit to how low they will sink to?
Posted by: Case at August 08, 2025 12:20 PM (NnONT)

The answer to that is a simple "no."

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 08, 2025 01:03 PM (MZ+PY)

274 >>You know who DOES have illicit drugs under control? Singapore. It would be cheaper and infinitely more effective for us to copy the Singapore model, than to pursue a war in Mexico.

Yea, I don't want to live under Singapore laws.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 01:03 PM (viF8m)

275 >>The D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals affirmed what we’ve argued for months: Judge Boasberg’s attempt to sanction the government for deporting criminal-alien terrorists was a “clear abuse of discretion” — failed judicial overreach at its worst.

>>We will continue fighting and WINNING in court for President Trump’s agenda to keep America Safe!
Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 01:01 PM (viF8m)



There is no such thing as a liberal or conservative judge.

Posted by: Cheap Justice John Roberts at August 08, 2025 01:03 PM (Zz0t1)

276 4th Reich slowly arises -

AfD Candidate Excluded From German Mayoral Race Over Alleged ‘Lack of Constitutional Loyalty’

link to Brussels Signal (in English)
https://tinyurl.com/bdz6krnt

and this tidbit from the article -

Among the more curious accusations was the fact that Paul had commended the oeuvre of British fantasy author J R Tolkien, specifically The Lord of the Rings trilogy, as “especially valuable for modern Conservatism” in a newspaper article.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 01:03 PM (Dv3i1)

277 That’s Thibedeaux and the accent is a brick shy of a load, but, yeah, NOPD is as corrupt as all get out! I should know, my late brother in law was retired NOPD.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 01:03 PM (2FwlN)

278 The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at August 08, 2025 01:00 PM (RT3YC)


Society is where it is today because humanity as a whole has lost the healthy fear of God it once had.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:01 PM (Zz0t1)
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This, too, is the story of Babel.

I have come so far around on the story of Babel.

I think God gave us a couple thousand years in the Flood and Babel.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 01:04 PM (Q4cxx)

279 The Fat Electrician on YouTube did a video about HEB. Never heard of them before that.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 08, 2025 01:03 PM (xcxpd)



It's a Texas thing.

Posted by: Cheap Justice John Roberts at August 08, 2025 01:04 PM (Zz0t1)

280 274 >>You know who DOES have illicit drugs under control? Singapore. It would be cheaper and infinitely more effective for us to copy the Singapore model, than to pursue a war in Mexico.

Yea, I don't want to live under Singapore laws.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 01:03 PM (viF8m)

*insert weed joke here*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 08, 2025 01:04 PM (xcxpd)

281 Best day ever.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

Dang good start. I'm betting Schiff had to change his Depends early.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at August 08, 2025 01:04 PM (RT3YC)

282 Shit.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:04 PM (Zz0t1)

283 Elon didn't build that!

Kevin Dalton@TheKevinDalton
UNREAL…
Gavin Newsom just took credit for Elon Musk’s wealth

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 08, 2025 01:04 PM (L/fGl)

284 Unfortunately The HE Butts family is mostly liberal IIRC.

Probably. They waited until the old man died before selling beer and wine.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 08, 2025 01:04 PM (/y8xj)

285 220 210 If I had a choice for one Biden and one Obama Admin member to hang by the neck til dead, it would be Mayorkas and Brennan.
Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at August 08, 2025 12:51 PM (th/4a)

That's a hell of a choice to have to make and then live with. I mean, there are SO many options.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2025 12:53 PM (bss/y)

Seriously. At first, you think Brennan is a slam dunk choice.

But then you realize that means Pedodesta gets to run free.

Posted by: XTC at August 08, 2025 01:04 PM (UnA8+)

286 262 One of the funniest routines was Bernard McGuirk doing Ray Nagan on the Imus Show. "Imus, I lost my dog Whitey in the 9th ward. Loved that dog. Used to say hey Whitey, lick my balls. Ironically, whitey couldn't swim".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 08, 2025 01:05 PM (gm9Sb)

287 Is there no limit to how low they will sink to?
Posted by: Case at August 08, 2025 12:20 PM (NnONT)

The answer to that is a simple "no."
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 08, 2025 01:03 PM (MZ+PY)

Six feet is typically considered sufficient, though.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 01:05 PM (pERWT)

288 The worst mistake Texas made was accepting Katrina refugees.

Every city that did so has gotten exponentially worse.

Lazy, unproductive, criminal, generational ghetto trash that took the opportunity of change to continue their depraved and predatory ways.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 08, 2025 01:05 PM (IIsq3)

289 The Fat Electrician on YouTube did a video about HEB. Never heard of them before that.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 08, 2025 01:03 PM (xcxpd)


It's a Texas thing.
Posted by: Cheap Justice John Roberts at August 08, 2025 01:04 PM


Ben Had tells me I need to try their pecan coffee. I'll have to stop in and pick up a bag in October.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2025 01:05 PM (kgE5c)

290 There is no such thing as a liberal or conservative judge.
Posted by: Cheap Justice John Roberts

The fact that the appeals court decision was 2-1 with two R appointed judges voting for Boasberg to stay in his lane and one D appointed judge voting to let his freak flag fly notwithstanding.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 01:06 PM (Dv3i1)

291 270 I’ve been missing the Mannix babes! And Joe too of course… but mostly the babes ;-)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 08, 2025 12:53 PM (ZtAny)

Old pic of Christy Brinkley, is it?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 08, 2025 01:02 PM (0eaVi)

*perks up*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 08, 2025 01:06 PM (xcxpd)

292 I’ve been missing the Mannix babes! And Joe too of course… but mostly the babes ;-)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 08, 2025 12:53 PM (ZtAny)

Old pic of Christy Brinkley, is it?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 08, 2025 01:02 PM (0eaVi)


I'm good with that.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 08, 2025 01:06 PM (W/lyH)

293 >>@AGPamBondi
·
>>1h
Our
@TheJusticeDept
attorneys just secured a MAJOR victory defending President Trump’s use of the Alien Enemies Act to deport illegal alien terrorists.

>>The D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals affirmed what we’ve argued for months: Judge Boasberg’s attempt to sanction the government for deporting criminal-alien terrorists was a “clear abuse of discretion” — failed judicial overreach at its worst.

>>We will continue fighting and WINNING in court for President Trump’s agenda to keep America Safe!

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 01:01 PM (viF8m)

She couldn't have thrown in jab demean his little pee pee while she was at it?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 01:06 PM (i24o9)

294 284 Unfortunately The HE Butts family is mostly liberal IIRC.

Probably. They waited until the old man died before selling beer and wine.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 08, 2025 01:04 PM (/y8xj)

I seem to remember that Butt Jr. used to run religious public service announcements on right-wing talk radio, though.

Posted by: XTC at August 08, 2025 01:06 PM (UnA8+)

295 The public has rejected trannies, DEI, Pride shit, pro-crime policies, anti-white racism and the USAID spigot has been shut off.

All the Left has now are the corrupt judges.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2025 01:06 PM (/HI9S)

296 Six feet is typically considered sufficient, though.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 01:05 PM (pERWT)

I'll settle for a shallow sinking in the desert or woods.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 08, 2025 01:06 PM (MGB5H)

297 199 This bikini brunette is a proud member of Females for the Encouragement of Male Attraction, and resents the anti-FEMA sentiment being expressed on this thread:
http://tiny.cc/fnxq001
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 12:48 PM (6bTRc)

Slim and pretty

Would

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 08, 2025 01:07 PM (xcxpd)

298 Do you remember the excuse for not using the school buses? Mayor Ray Nagan (who later went to prison for theft, among other things) said because it happened on a Sunday, all the school bus drivers were on their day off and couldn't work.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 08, 2025 01:00 PM (uWKK

No planning. None.
It's a Chocolate City.
Planning anything might interfere with the graft.

And I didn't hear that excuse.
I tuned Nagan out pretty quickly.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 08, 2025 01:07 PM (6ydKt)

299 Kevin Dalton@TheKevinDalton
UNREAL…
Gavin Newsom just took credit for Elon Musk’s wealth
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 08, 2025 01:04 PM (L/fGl)
++++
It makes sense. Last time I was there, a solid 10% of the cars I saw in Silicon Valley were Teslas. Californians love those cars, and Californians are all prosperous because of the government, and their government is the creature of its governor, and therefore much of Tesla's revenue is the result of Gavin Newsom.

Or something.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 01:07 PM (6bTRc)

300 272 Unfortunately The HE Butts family is mostly liberal IIRC.

You going to look a gift horse in the mouth? Be grateful they were there with what was needful, when it was needed!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 01:08 PM (2FwlN)

301 215 How do you think that photographer was able to catch that bullet in flight at Butler? He had his shutter set for a really fast exposure: what you use for things flying fast. If you wanted a photo of a watermelon exploding, that would be the exposure setting you would use! I wonder who told him to do that?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 12:52 PM (2FwlN)

Someone should ask him. That photographer won the Pulitzer over the one that shot the FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT picture after all.

I never thought about that before, but it makes a lot of sense. What's the usual shutter speed setting for a live campaign event?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 08, 2025 01:08 PM (0CU3H)

302 Is there no limit to how low they will sink to?
Posted by: Case at August 08, 2025 12:20 PM


Depends on the body of water you have available.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2025 01:08 PM (kgE5c)

303 *insert weed joke here*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo


I think that should be our response, more meta. Someone makes a comment about arms

*Michelle Fields Joke*

Someone uses an unusual twist of a phrase

*Watching a band at a venue joke*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 08, 2025 01:08 PM (dfIr7)

304 Six feet is typically considered sufficient, though.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 01:05 PM (pERWT)

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I'd like to see Fauci and the ground remain six feet apart.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 01:08 PM (Q4cxx)

305 >>What's the usual shutter speed setting for a live campaign event?

Laden or unladen?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 01:09 PM (viF8m)

306 Someone should ask him. That photographer won the Pulitzer over the one that shot the FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT picture after all.

Yes, clearly that was not the most epic and newsworthy image of last year at all or anything

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 08, 2025 01:09 PM (dfIr7)

307 Ben Had tells me I need to try their pecan coffee. I'll have to stop in and pick up a bag in October.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState


It is the only coffee I drink. Whole bean and grind it daily. If I ever have to leave Texas for some bizarre reason, I will be making road trips to buy 50 pounds at a time.

Posted by: Thomans Paine at August 08, 2025 01:09 PM (Vfq+S)

308 nood

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at August 08, 2025 01:09 PM (0I+GC)

309 303 *insert weed joke here*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo

I think that should be our response, more meta. Someone makes a comment about arms

*Michelle Fields Joke*

Someone uses an unusual twist of a phrase

*Watching a band at a venue joke*
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 08, 2025 01:08 PM (dfIr7)

I actually kinda like the blog memes.
I just didn't ACTUALLY want to pile on and accuse Jack of being a junkie.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 08, 2025 01:09 PM (xcxpd)

310 *insert weed joke here*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo

I think that should be our response, more meta. Someone makes a comment about arms

*Michelle Fields Joke*

Someone uses an unusual twist of a phrase

*Watching a band at a venue joke*
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 08, 2025 01:08 PM (dfIr7)
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*Insert Same As In Town*

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 01:09 PM (Q4cxx)

311 I never thought about that before, but it makes a lot of sense. What's the usual shutter speed setting for a live campaign event?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 08, 2025 01:08 PM (0CU3H)

African or European?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 01:09 PM (pERWT)

312 Charles Butts is a big Dem donor in Texas.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 01:09 PM (VofaG)

313 Will defer to those schooled in the nuances, but quick read of the court ruling doesn't have me doing jumping jacks. The contempt order was based on the whole ridiculous no-notice hearing/no-notice unconstitutional order regarding a flight that was under way or had already landed.

That is, an operational question. Don't see how it touches on underlying substance of Alien Enemies Act. Unless I'm missing the point there.

And to repeat earlier comment, even in its reasoning and explanation, the majority (of 2 vs. 1) exhibits how far off the constitutional cracker the entire discussion is. They refer to questions about the judiciary's role in foreign policy as "contentious". Which is absurd. as there is no dispute, much less a contentious one.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 08, 2025 01:09 PM (U/Byj)

314 I seem to remember that Butt Jr. used to run religious public service announcements on right-wing talk radio, though.

That may be who I was thinking of.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 08, 2025 01:10 PM (/y8xj)

315 Baskin Robbins has gone full Nazi!

https://is.gd/UiMQPf

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 08, 2025 01:11 PM (L/fGl)

316 The D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals affirmed what we’ve argued for months: Judge Boasberg’s attempt to sanction the government for deporting criminal-alien terrorists was a “clear abuse of discretion” — failed judicial overreach at its worst.
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For those of you unfamiliar with the law world, a finding of "clear abuse of discretion" is nearly impossible at the appeal level.
It's a mirage that is always just out there but rarely found on appeal.
When the trial court rules on a matter of discretion, it law-speak for "any crazy, possible reason will justify it--even one we make up after the fact and not even in the record."

Like I said earlier, this it the equivalent of the court saying, "did you even go to law school?" to the judge.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 08, 2025 01:12 PM (IIsq3)

317 You know who DOES have illicit drugs under control? Singapore. It would be cheaper and infinitely more effective for us to copy the Singapore model, than to pursue a war in Mexico.
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at August 08, 2025 01:00 PM (0I+GC)

Do both. There needs to be a 3-strike policy for hard drugs. Third conviction buys you a bullet in the head.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2025 01:12 PM (kaqWV)

318 If you wanted a photo of a watermelon exploding, that would be the exposure setting you would use! I wonder who told him to do that?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 12:52 PM (2FwlN)


Photographers at events like this have plenty of storage space on their cameras these days.

They don't shoot in the old way of click, wait for a good shot, click, repeat.

They turn the shutter speed up high and basically shoot like it's a mini-movie. Click*Click*Click*Click*Click*.

That way they just dump the load on their computer, pick out the best shots of the subject, and move on.

The only thing holding a photographer back in getting lots of shots is lighting inside and possibly waiting on a flash to recharge.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 08, 2025 01:13 PM (6ydKt)

319 Burn the entire NGO system down to the waterline.
Posted by: Joe Mannix


And make sure to wait until low tide, so you burn the ntertidal area too.

Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2025 01:13 PM (pMi6S)

320 H.E.B. …. The B stands for the Butt’s family? Beavis and Butthead are giggling

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 08, 2025 01:14 PM (ANuwa)

321 H.E.B. Texas' own grocery chain has a fully outfitted and staffed emergency team, with trucks of food, a cooking trailer, water, sleeping spaces, and an internet trailer. They are fully paid for by H.E.B.

They are a better organized and staffed rescue team than FEMA.
Posted by: Thomans Paine
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Samaritan's Purse and Operation Airlift immediately brought in tons of supplies here in the aftermath of The Storm. All volunteers, private aircraft. I could go on for paragraphs about other volunteer organizations.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 08, 2025 01:14 PM (XeU6L)

322 It's wonderful that Trump and crew are fighting back on many fronts. What I haven't heard is a response to my letter(s) pleading with him to write an E.O. mandating that Pumpkin Spice season may not start until Oct. 20 and must finish when Thanksgiving weekend is over. For the sake of the children.

Posted by: Common Sense Spice Control at August 08, 2025 01:17 PM (G5+As)

323 I’ve been schooled on modern press photography. But why was the rally televised? I think the word was out that “something” was going to happen in Butler. Remember, the video news networks weren’t there for other, previous rallies!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 01:25 PM (2FwlN)

324 Native Texan here: I had always heard that HEB stood for Howard E. Butts, the founder’s name. Also I briefly dated a girl at Texas A & M whose last name was Buttz. She assured me early on that she was no relation to the H. E. Butts.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 01:28 PM (2FwlN)

325 The first step is to take credit.

Step two is to take possession.

(I needed something with "too", maybe next time)

Posted by: Sports Illustrated PR team at August 08, 2025 01:29 PM (s9EN2)

326 Earl Butz. Lest we forget.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 08, 2025 01:30 PM (XeU6L)

327 If I had a choice for one Biden and one Obama Admin member to hang by the neck til dead, it would be Mayorkas and Brennan.
Posted by: Little Larry Sellers
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That's a hell of a choice to have to make and then live with. I mean, there are SO many options.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Seriously. At first, you think Brennan is a slam dunk choice.
But then you realize that means Pedodesta gets to run free.
Posted by: XTC

10 in binary equals 2. Just don't tell the executioner it's written in binary.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at August 08, 2025 01:54 PM (QcUc+)

328 I'd like to introduce what I call the Broken windows theory of politics. Politicians, if not held accountable for the small shit, will keep escalating their stupidity until they are held accountable.

It is better for both parties if accountability happens early and often.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 08, 2025 02:01 PM (D1vbu)

329 I have a burning hatred of these little nazis!

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at August 08, 2025 02:39 PM (ouHkC)

330 According to "a complaint" one complaint ? Really? There was one complaint?

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at August 08, 2025 03:34 PM (+WHHG)

Dissolving Failed Cities: Ohio Needs to Revoke Cincinnati’s Charter and Break Up the Crime-Ridden City

Holly - Cincinatti - 1.JPG

Cincinnati is a failed city that is no longer capable of home rule – e.g. self-governance. The state of Ohio has an obligation to revoke its charter, disincorporate it, and permanently dissolve the Queen City as it now exists. It can be done, if the Ohio legislature has the will and if the people of Ohio are repulsed enough by what Cincinnati has become.

The images coming out of Cincinnati following the brutal mob beating of the woman identified simply as “Holly” are awful. Sadly, in this era of failed cities full of feral criminals, these pictures are no longer shocking. But what is shocking is the despicable way that Cincinnati’s leadership rallied around the attackers and sought to vilify Holly as being an instigator who deserved her near fatal beating. In a time when Democrats have widely embraced “defund the police,” and with “Soros prosecutors” being elected on the promise of not incarcerating hardened criminals, perhaps we shouldn’t be surprised that Cincinnati’s leadership is not hiding their support for hardened criminals, including Holly’s attackers.

Infamously, Cincinnati’s woke Police Chief Terri Theetge was the first to race to the defense of Holly’s assailants, stating that, “Social media, the posts that we’ve seen, does not depict the entire incident. That is one version of what occurred. At times social media, and mainstream media, and their commentaries, are misrepresentation of the circumstances surrounding any given event.” The police chief didn’t have a word of sympathy for Holly being beaten while unconscious, as Ms. Theetge angrily lashed out at those on social media who condemned Holly’s beating. The picture below is “one version of what occurred.”

Holly - Cincinatti - 2.JPG

This Daily Wire piece (“‘It’s Pretty Disgusting’: Cincinnati Police Union Head Bashes ‘Victim Shaming’ After Mob Attack recaps some of the most atrocious statements and actions of other Cincinnati leaders, as they too rallied around Holly’s attackers, and sought to blame Holly herself for having her head kicked while she lay there unconscious. It’s important to remember that actual video shows Holly doing nothing provocative at all, she was simply trying to stop an escalating brawl.

• City Council President Pro Tem Victoria Parks wrote on Facebook that Holly “begged for that beat down!”

• Vice Mayor Jan Michele Kinsey condemned Holly for provoking her own beat down, We condemn the violent actions of the instigator(s) of the fight as well as the violent actions of those who responded to the provocation.

The head of Cincinnati’s police union expressed his utter disgust at how the city has become a crime-ridden city with a governing class that will not fight crime.

Progressive judges in the city have allowed criminals to walk free on small bonds in recent years, according to [Fraternal Order of Police President Ken] Kober. One of the men arrested in connection with the Cincinnati mob attack had been out of custody for just weeks after posting $400 for bond in a case in which he was arrested on felony weapons and stolen property charges.

Per this same article, the city’s police department is understaffed by several hundred officers, which is logical in its own disturbing way. A city whose leadership is pro-crime and vilifies crime victims does not need a properly staffed police force.

Ken Kober told Scott Jennings that with judges refusing to keep Cincinnati criminals off the streets, “If the Mayor, the City Manager, and the Chief, if they can't figure it out or they won't figure it out, then they do need to be replaced, absolutely."

Yes, Cincinnati’s leadership needs to be replaced, and the State of Ohio needs to make it happen.

At the same time, U.S. Senator Bernie Moreno of Ohio is threatening to have federal funds cut off to Cincinnati if it doesn’t immediately take action to start protecting the civil rights of all its citizens.

“Sen. Bernie Moreno threatens to cut federal funds to Cincinnati over bloody brawl” [The Hill – 8/01/2025]

“I’m going to go down there next week. I’m going to deliver them a letter. They’re going to have 30 days to put together a plan to protect the civil rights of all their citizens, regardless of their race,” Moreno said during an interview on “The Benny Show.”

“And if they don’t do that, I’m going to ask all the federal agencies to suspend federal funding of Cincinnati, which would kill me. Because Cincinnati is a great city. I want to help Cincinnati,” he added.

As I recently wrote at The Blaze in a piece titled Time to Redraw America’s Borders — Cities, Counties, and Beyond, “Where cities have collapsed...state governments should consider carving up failed urban zones and allowing them to reorganize under fresh charters. Let those areas be resettled under new leadership, new institutions, and new expectations.”

Baton Rouge can be an example for Cincinnati. With aid from the Louisiana state legislature, much of the city broke away to create the all-new city of St. George. Law-abiding areas within Cincinnati’s current boundaries should be able to start fresh with new borders and new city charters, just like St. George did in Louisiana.

The municipal secession movement already has its “Lexington and Concord moment” in Baton Rouge and St. George, Louisiana. Fueled by failing schools and rampant crime, a section of East Baton Rouge Parish began its long, litigative battle for secession. In 2024, its work paid off. The parish successfully seceded from the consolidated county government, forging the new city of St. George, Louisiana, which is now the fifth most populous city in the state.

What would it take to revoke Cincinnati’s charter? The answer is simple – the existing legislature just needs to take action. Cities are creations of the state, and the state has the power to legislatively react. Republicans have super-majorities exceeding 60% control of both houses of the Ohio legislature, 65 of 99 House representatives, and 24 of 35 Senators. Beyond the power of drafting legislation to strip Cincinnati of its charter, with its Republican supermajorities, the legislature can even put a Constitutional amendment on the ballot for citizens to vote on.

After the state strips the city of its charter, functioning areas of Cincinnati could be re-incorporated as new municipalities. Meanwhile, the state could run the core city until such time as it is fully reconstructed and able to function at some level of home rule.

But Cincinnati as it is currently constituted has forfeited the right to govern itself. A city with leaders who rally around criminals and vilify their crime victims must be disincorporated and broken up.

[buck.throckmorton at protonmail dot com]

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at 11:00 AM




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1 Shite

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 08, 2025 11:01 AM (xWxaX)

2 THIS

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 08, 2025 11:01 AM (GbwPZ)

3 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 11:01 AM (Zz0t1)

4 "Sources say" crime is actually down in D.C. I wonder if the same is true for Cincy?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 08, 2025 11:02 AM (63Dwl)

5 She's stacked. It's a shame the ferals beat her like that. They should be made into shark shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 11:02 AM (Zz0t1)

6 Two points:
1) It wasn't a "bloody brawl". That's like calling a lynching a disagreement.

2) The problem with saying Cincy needs to lose its right to govern itself is that the country is full of blue cities which are just as bad. Are we going to strip all of them of the vote?
(I'm not saying no, just that it would be difficult)

Posted by: Archimedes at August 08, 2025 11:03 AM (Riz8t)

7 I really hope Trump and Congress revoke DC home rule and clean it up.

As with the border, all we need are one or two examples of major cities dealing with crime using existing law to show the country: we don't have to live in big city, crime-ridden sh#tholes. We never did.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2025 11:04 AM (GbwPZ)

8 The only thing that will fix that is turning the city into the inverse Police Academy movie. You know, where the streets are overrun with gun toting militia types holding ferals to task and ridding society of their ilk........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 11:04 AM (Zz0t1)

9 We condemn the violent actions of the instigator(s) of the fight as well as the violent actions of those who responded to the provocation.”

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Did this lady actually throw the first punch, or is the Vice Mayor just making shit up?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 08, 2025 11:04 AM (eNLGh)

10 It's going to take a while to right the ship. We're now seeing the result of decades of telling urban blacks that they have no agency and can't be held accountable.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 08, 2025 11:05 AM (Riz8t)

11 Stop putting overweight females in charge of your police department.

Posted by: That's right, I typed it at August 08, 2025 11:05 AM (Dso5d)

12 Did this lady actually throw the first punch, or is the Vice Mayor just making shit up?

Does it matter? Let's assume for the sake of argument that she did. That doesn't justify a mob in attacking her, including when she's on the ground and defenseless.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 08, 2025 11:06 AM (Riz8t)

13 Burn. Scatter. Salt.

Repeat as needed.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2025 11:06 AM (kgE5c)

14 Don't attend events where ferals are in large numbers. No one has ever been beaten up at a Polka Festival.

Posted by: 18-Time Grammy Winner Jimmy Sturr at August 08, 2025 11:07 AM (G5+As)

15 Have the 'authorities' actually provided the supposed context that made these assaults, in their words, 'justified'?

Disgusting that they think they can actually justify it. Assault is assault, regardless of the context.

Posted by: Gaff at August 08, 2025 11:07 AM (EqzMw)

16 Make American Cities Great Again.

It doesn't roll off the tongue, but it must be done if the goal is to Make America Great Again. If the Democrat party is destroyed, there might be a chance.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 11:07 AM (Dv3i1)

17 Related.

Fox News host Jesse Watters said actor Shia LaBeouf once yelled a vulgar insult at him in an airport lounge in front of his children.

Acyn@Acyn
Watters: Shia LaBeouf told me to go f myself at a delta lounge a couple of years ago

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Hard to believe a stable, level headed guy like Shia would do such a thing

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 08, 2025 11:08 AM (L/fGl)

18 Burn. Scatter. Salt.

Repeat as needed.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2025 11:06 AM (kgE5c)



I miss AllenG.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 11:08 AM (Zz0t1)

19 -
Hard to believe a stable, level headed guy like Shia would do such a thing
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 08, 2025 11:08 AM (L/fGl)



The greatest moment in internet history was when the 4chan guys found his flag in the middle of nowhere.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 11:09 AM (Zz0t1)

20 Does it matter? Let's assume for the sake of argument that she did. That doesn't justify a mob in attacking her, including when she's on the ground and defenseless.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 08, 2025

I didn't say it did. It changes things though. If she was a belligerent and started the fight, she should be charged with assault. Charge the psychos who beat her down with aggravated assault, however that works in Ohio.

If not, then charge the assailants with attempted murder.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 08, 2025 11:10 AM (eNLGh)

21
Hate to say this, but if you're white and go to some festival that will be largely populated by black yoofs, you lack the facility for personal safety.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 11:10 AM (kkTda)

22 There are cities where nothing but public hangings will change anything. I'm for that. Start with Cincinnatis police chief.

Posted by: Just a guy with an axe to grind at August 08, 2025 11:10 AM (i/49r)

23 >Did this lady actually throw the first punch, or is the Vice Mayor just making shit up?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 08, 2025 11:04 AM (eNLGh)

Making shit up. She tried to help the dude on the ground who was getting kicked. Bro runs in and sucker punches her. Meanwhile, everyone is too busy recording on their phones to drop a dime to 911.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 08, 2025 11:10 AM (GTqXr)

24 Posted by: That's right, I typed it at August 08, 2025 11:05 AM (Dso5d)

Jessica Tisch, the NYC polish commissioner is not thin but she seems to be doing an ok job. Yes, there should be weight restrictions if you're on the force ( well, she is not on the beat) but I think the problems have more to do with DEI hiring than anything else.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2025 11:10 AM (2GCMq)

25 I found the problem in the tenth(?) paragrapgh. The one stating the GOP has majorities. Makes perfect sense now why things are jacked up.

Posted by: Sports Illustrated PR team at August 08, 2025 11:11 AM (s9EN2)

26 Mentioned this before, but the former Denver police chief did a 'state of crime in the city' presentation a few years ago, and he said that most crime was committed in 5 hot zones, by the same people. He couldn;t stop them if the courts kept releasing them.

I would imagine it is the same in most cities - known crime hub spots, the same people doing it over and over again. All it would take is the will to arrest and prosecute them to the fullest extent, and keep doing that with whoever replaces them.


Giuliani and Bratton did it years ago.
The system isn't broken, it's been abandoned.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2025 11:11 AM (GbwPZ)

27 Infamously, Cincinnati’s woke Police Chief Terri Theetge was the first to race to the defense of Holly’s assailants, stating that, “Social media, the posts that we’ve seen, does not depict the entire incident. That is one version of what occurred. At times social media, and mainstream media, and their commentaries, are misrepresentation of the circumstances surrounding any given event.”


F*ck. You.

I'd be a shame if anyone in your family suffered such a beatdown.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 11:11 AM (Zz0t1)

28 What do we want?

Sexual mutilation of children!

When do we want it?

Always!

Pennsylvania Governor Shapiro Joins Lawsuit to Block Trump’s Ban on Child Sex Changes, Slams Women’s Sports Bill⁰

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 08, 2025 11:11 AM (L/fGl)

29 4 "Sources say" crime is actually down in D.C. I wonder if the same is true for Cincy?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

A lot of the crime is down is simply handwaving off a lot of charges in blue areas. For example, felony aggravated assault with a weapon gets charged as a misdemeanor simple assault that is pled out with no jail time. Burglaries and other property crimes are simply not reported and so on.

The whole Hollywood and tv series bullshit about people that just snap is not reality. What is reality is that you have people that are habitual criminals as a way of life with a huge number of prior charges that somehow never resulted in serious prison time. And those charges escalate over time until someone is raped, murdered, or beaten into a pulp.

The asshole who beat that Cincinnati woman silly and skipped off to Atlanta is an example of these floating pieces of shit. These criminals migrate from city to city staying with cuz and friendz when the heat comes down and simply commit crimes wherever they go.

For them, it is a way of life and they simply are not going to rehabilitate and go straight unless locked away until they are too old to get up to much violence

Posted by: whig at August 08, 2025 11:11 AM (ctrM5)

30 It'd

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 11:11 AM (Zz0t1)

31 I'm not a fan of Cincinnati, but in terms of big cities it's got a lower crime rate than many. It's far from the worst city in the country. Cleveland is worse, IIRC.

If you're have the state take over Cincy because of crime, then states will be taking over an awful lot of cities. Worst crime city in the country? Memphis, TN. If you look at the cities with worse crime rates, a lot of them are in red states. So they should be easy to clean up or take over, right?

This Cincy story will fade away in a few weeks. It already has, to a certain degree. What happened to the guy who was beaten? All we hear about now is the woman. She is a much more sympathetic victim. She truly didn't do anything to provoke an attack.

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 11:12 AM (iFTx/)

32 Also interesting is the woman thought her sex would protect her. Nope.

Posted by: Sports Illustrated PR team at August 08, 2025 11:12 AM (s9EN2)

33 Cincinnati’s decline started with that live Thanksgiving turkey drop and in the late 70s.

Posted by: Bulg at August 08, 2025 11:12 AM (77rzZ)

34 That new War of the Worlds remake looks like a great big pile of steaming dogshit. That's a joke, right?

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 11:13 AM (iFTx/)

35 15 Have the 'authorities' actually provided the supposed context that made these assaults, in their words, 'justified'?

Disgusting that they think they can actually justify it. Assault is assault, regardless of the context.
Posted by: Gaff

On the local news, it was reported that they had new video where the "n" word was used. Reporter said it was unclear who used the word. A quick snippet was shone and there was a word bleeped out. Then they showed more video with plenty of additional bleeped out words, presumably as they were cussing at each other. I think the purpose of framing it this way was so the viewer could easily assume the "n" word was repeated often by the white guy. That's the state of our "news" media.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 11:13 AM (Dv3i1)

36 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always says that at August 08, 2025 11:13 AM (Dso5d)

37 Mentioned this before, but the former Denver police chief did a 'state of crime in the city' presentation a few years ago, and he said that most crime was committed in 5 hot zones, by the same people. He couldn;t stop them if the courts kept releasing them.

I would imagine it is the same in most cities - known crime hub spots, the same people doing it over and over again. All it would take is the will to arrest and prosecute them to the fullest extent, and keep doing that with whoever replaces them.


My wife's cousin was a Fairfax Co. cop. He told her it's the same 100 or so families that commit most of the crime. If you got rid of them, crime would absolutely plummet.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 08, 2025 11:13 AM (Riz8t)

38 The Democrat party has long been soft on criminals, but the situation now and for the last few years is different. Since the George Floyd hoax, Democrats now actively favor violent criminals over law-abiding citizens.

And yet, people continue to vote for these Democrat idiots! Maybe there are two many dead people voting in our elections.

Posted by: Ralph at August 08, 2025 11:13 AM (8WZD4)

39 33 Cincinnati’s decline started with that live Thanksgiving turkey drop and in the late 70s.

Posted by: Bulg at August 08, 2025 11:12 AM (77rzZ)

Lol. And here we go. thanks Bulg.

Posted by: Just a guy with an axe to grind at August 08, 2025 11:14 AM (i/49r)

40 St. George has shown the way.
Now do Cincy, Detroit, Oakland, Chicago, St. Louis, Baltimore, etc.
Just like the enforcing the border, we simply need to show it CAN be done to expose those who allowed this to happen: Democrat politicians permitting this for their own political gain at the expense of the majority law-abiding citizens, their safety and property values.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at August 08, 2025 11:14 AM (Ovc06)

41 The absolute worst thing about Cincy is its Chili. WTF puts cinnamon in Chili?

Posted by: Life of Wryly at August 08, 2025 11:14 AM (ycs3a)

42 Fun fact:

Fewer people live in Cincinnati now than in 1900.

A real success story.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 08, 2025 11:14 AM (xTIDn)

43 Haiti Prepares for New President as Gunfire Erupts and Gangs Threaten to Overthrow Government

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I think Haiti is a town just south of Cincinnati.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 08, 2025 11:14 AM (L/fGl)

44 No more women police chiefs.

Posted by: Bulg at August 08, 2025 11:14 AM (77rzZ)

45 ‘ Dissolving Failed Cities: Ohio Needs to Revoke Cincinnati’s Charter and Break Up the Crime-Ridden City’

Not just Cincinnati.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 08, 2025 11:15 AM (jbnUc)

46 Cincinnati’s decline started with that live Thanksgiving turkey drop and in the late 70s.

Posted by: Bulg at August 08, 2025 11:12 AM (77rzZ)



As God as my witness, I thought n****** could fly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 11:15 AM (Zz0t1)

47 @35 "A quick snippet was shone" s/b shown. D'oh.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 11:15 AM (Dv3i1)

48 26 Mentioned this before, but the former Denver police chief did a 'state of crime in the city' presentation a few years ago, and he said that most crime was committed in 5 hot zones, by the same people. He couldn;t stop them if the courts kept releasing them.

I would imagine it is the same in most cities - known crime hub spots, the same people doing it over and over again. All it would take is the will to arrest and prosecute them to the fullest extent, and keep doing that with whoever replaces them.


Giuliani and Bratton did it years ago.
The system isn't broken, it's been abandoned.
Posted by: Lizzy
======
Back when Univ of Chicago was doing serious research, they figured out that about 8-10,000 hardened criminals, most of them gangbangers, committed something like 70-80 percent of all violent crime in Chicago and surroundings.

Long rap sheets showing a serious progression in criminal violence is common among those creeps and society simply cannot afford for their existence anymore because they have destroyed city after city in the US making them into pestilent dystopias from the presence of the permanent criminal class.

Posted by: whig at August 08, 2025 11:15 AM (ctrM5)

49 Memphis is Tennessee's infected asshole. The rest of the State is a nice place. And then there's this portal to Hell on the Mississippi River.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 08, 2025 11:15 AM (eNLGh)

50 I think a lot of people are missing an important point. There is so much wealth transfer to people that don't work, as well as so much outright theft of budget money, that major cities don't have a fraction of the police services that they would need. They rely on people behaving.

Now, because of bad policies, we are moving from a high trust society to a low trust society, which means that people are less likely to treat their fellow man properly, compounding the problem.

I have a feeling that many of these politicians are trying to talk their way out of these situations, because they don't have the resources to fix them, and sadly, by not appropriately responding, they are letting the situation get worse.

Posted by: Thomans Paine at August 08, 2025 11:15 AM (Vfq+S)

51 41 The absolute worst thing about Cincy is its Chili. WTF puts cinnamon in Chili?

Posted by: Life of Wryly at August 08, 2025 11:14 AM (ycs3a)

OMG. I had no idea how bad the city really was.

Posted by: Just a guy with an axe to grind at August 08, 2025 11:15 AM (i/49r)

52 And Cincinnati is *tame* compared to countless Blue State cities. I actually like Cincy. I strongly considered moving there (well, to a nearby town inside its economic umbrella but a bit less citified). Compared to a big California-Zone city or a true deep hellhole like Memphis, Cincy is a paragon of city operations.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 11:15 AM (6bTRc)

53
you know what Cincinnati needs? Cincinnati needs a peen swarm with a few dozen crash landings, that's what Cincinnati needs!

Posted by: flyin' green & purple dildos at August 08, 2025 11:15 AM (5hfjS)

54 Serious question: on the subject of failed cities, what cities should we keep? Name one that is worthy of keeping. I've yet to hear of one city on this blog that meets anyone's criteria for existing. Seems everyone here, with a few exceptions, is just against cities, period. If that's true, then fine -- to each his own. But let's be honest about it.

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 11:15 AM (iFTx/)

55 Thx Buck. It's real easy to say violent felonies are down when a lot of them are reduced to misdemeanors. The DC police chief is under investigation for directing that. That's how you "reimagine" policing

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 08, 2025 11:15 AM (eadC4)

56 The absolute worst thing about Cincy is its Chili. WTF puts cinnamon in Chili?
Posted by: Life of Wryly at August 08, 2025 11:14 AM (ycs3a)



Skyline Chili is proof that man doesn't deserve God's gift of life.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 11:15 AM (Zz0t1)

57 Hate to say this, but if you're white and go to some festival that will be largely populated by black yoofs, you lack the facility for personal safety.

John Derbyshire said nothing wrong and what happened there is proof.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 08, 2025 11:16 AM (NR6c1)

58 33 Cincinnati’s decline started with that live Thanksgiving turkey drop and in the late 70s.
Posted by: Bulg at August 08, 2025 11:12 AM (77rzZ)


Can you people not let that go?

Posted by: Arthur Carlson at August 08, 2025 11:16 AM (PiwSw)

59
I lived outside of Cincinnati from 1998-2008. It wasn't a bad place. Mediocre, but not bad.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 11:16 AM (kkTda)

60 Vice Mayor Jan Michele Kinsey condemned Holly for provoking her own beat down, “We condemn the violent actions of the instigator(s) of the fight as well as the violent actions of those who responded to the provocation.”
++++
"We neither condemn nor condone"
"We neither deny nor confirm"

Weasels.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 11:17 AM (6bTRc)

61 Whites break away. Cincy, Detroit, Oakland are locked in.

Also when taxpayers leave the natives get upset. Bad when the white man leaves, and when he moves in. Nice racket really.

Posted by: Sports Illustrated PR team at August 08, 2025 11:17 AM (s9EN2)

62 Black on White crime has been off scale for decades now. It simply is not reported whenever possible. It will not make the papers, radio or television or the news websites. My hometown website is stuffed with weather and holiday hours for the library and the east mackinack girls volleyball scores.

That’s what that hag police chief was bitching about. That stuff isn’t supposed to escape into the internetosphere, to a wider audience. Censorship and suppression is the best they can do. Clearly the first thing that will need to happen is to expunge these worthless police chief-ettes, the goofy mayors and apologists for criminals, they are just absolutely rancid.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 08, 2025 11:17 AM (nn1Cr)

63 Fun fact:

Fewer people live in Cincinnati now than in 1900.

A real success story.


Now do Detroit in 1950 vs today.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 08, 2025 11:17 AM (Riz8t)

64 I have been to OH many times.
I am convinced that nobody wants to live there.

BTW: Huge win for Trump. Big Clown Judge BonerBurger has been slapped down on his ridiculous contempt finding.
Like "AYFKM, are you that retarded? Did you even go to law school dickhead? type beating.

Go read Margo Cleveland

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 08, 2025 11:17 AM (IIsq3)

65 I saw this woman on Laura last night.. The cops didn't take their names or call for an ambulance.. she took an Uber home..

Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2025 11:18 AM (VE6XX)

66
I have been to OH many times.
I am convinced that nobody wants to live there.

_________

Yo!

Posted by: Pennsylvania at August 08, 2025 11:18 AM (kkTda)

67 Serious question: on the subject of failed cities, what cities should we keep?

Personally, I would be fine with the cities being made safe. But this means that they will have to be cleansed to the point that the malefactors don't even jaywalk.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 08, 2025 11:18 AM (NR6c1)

68 All of America's cities are failed cities because all of America's cities have bad genes, but we can't even talk about that. There will be be no change.

Posted by: Wofus at August 08, 2025 11:18 AM (CNa+A)

69 Posted by: Archimedes at August 08, 2025 11:06 AM (Riz8t)

Depends on everyone's color. It's not possible for a black mob to be racist because racism is about power and she was oppressing them with her white privilege.

Posted by: ... at August 08, 2025 11:18 AM (I7DM/)

70 Making shit up. She tried to help the dude on the ground who was getting kicked. Bro runs in and sucker punches her. Meanwhile, everyone is too busy recording on their phones to drop a dime to 911.
Posted by: Heavy Meta
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That crowd filming enjoys that shit as spectators and sometime participants. Violent thuggery in schools using social media to set up fights to film, going out to places open like Waffle House to fight, and any large public gathering place like movie houses, malls, etc. Then someone brings out a gun and sprays the crowds.

Posted by: whig at August 08, 2025 11:18 AM (ctrM5)

71 41 The absolute worst thing about Cincy is its Chili. WTF puts cinnamon in Chili?
____

Cincinnati chili over spaghetti covered in finely shredded cheddar with a bit of hot sauce and oyster crackers on the side is a fantastic lunch. You'll not be able to change my mind on this no matter how many times you try.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 11:18 AM (Dv3i1)

72 Cincinnati’s woke Police Chief Terri Theetge was the first to race to the defense of Holly’s assailants

ISWYDT.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2025 11:18 AM (0sNs1)

73 Yeah, I like Cincinnati alright. Better than most of Ohio, IMO. But it sounds like their leadership are totally out of hand.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 08, 2025 11:19 AM (eNLGh)

74 On the local news, it was reported that they had new video where the "n" word was used.

The current legal doctrine in big blue cities is that use of the "N"-word by a white person justifies beating that person to death.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 08, 2025 11:19 AM (xTIDn)

75
BTW: Huge win for Trump. Big Clown Judge BonerBurger has been slapped down on his ridiculous contempt finding.
Like "AYFKM, are you that retarded? Did you even go to law school dickhead? type beating.

Go read Margo Cleveland
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 08, 2025 11:17 AM (IIsq3)



BTW: The fact he hasn't been rendered homeless shows we have no chance going forward.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 11:19 AM (Zz0t1)

76 Vigilance. Committees.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 08, 2025 11:19 AM (17s+e)

77 Clearly the first thing that will need to happen is to expunge these worthless police chief-ettes, the goofy mayors and apologists for criminals, they are just absolutely rancid.

Two words: Lamppost Decorations.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 08, 2025 11:19 AM (NR6c1)

78
Meanwhile, everyone is too busy recording on their phones to drop a dime to 911.

Snitches get stitches.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 08, 2025 11:19 AM (63Dwl)

79 >>Stop putting overweight females in charge of your police department.
Posted by: That's right, I typed it

Gotta admit, Pete Hegseth has demonstrated how great it is when you have a leader who looks like they could join the people he leads out on the battlefield. The energy and vigor are inspiring.

Conversely, when you see some overweight male or female Police/Fire chief or military leader being a squish on standards (whether it's subordinates' behavior or enforcing policies/law), hard to deny that their inability to control their own behavior is affecting their ability to enforce standards on those they lead and/or those they have been hired to protect us from.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2025 11:19 AM (GbwPZ)

80 Inching closer and closer to "rough justice" every time this shit goes unpunished. All the while the left snickers at us for "following the rule of law."

A "rule" they never obey. By design.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 08, 2025 11:19 AM (Q4IgG)

81 ‘ City Council President Pro Tem Victoria Parks wrote on Facebook that Holly “begged for that beat down!”’

Victoria’s begging for a noose and a tree.
We’ll park your ass there, Victoria.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 08, 2025 11:20 AM (jbnUc)

82 I found the problem in the tenth(?) paragrapgh. The one stating the GOP has majorities. Makes perfect sense now why things are jacked up.
Posted by: Sports Illustrated PR team at August 08, 2025 11:11 AM (s9EN2)

You're not wrong.

Posted by: GOPe at August 08, 2025 11:20 AM (0eaVi)

83 I put a very small amount of cardamom in my chili at the end. Man does it wake it up.

Posted by: ... at August 08, 2025 11:20 AM (I7DM/)

84 Conversely, when you see some overweight male or female Police/Fire chief or military leader being a squish on standards (whether it's subordinates' behavior or enforcing policies/law), hard to deny that their inability to control their own behavior is affecting their ability to enforce standards on those they lead and/or those they have been hired to protect us from.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2025 11:19 AM (GbwPZ)



But, people feel good when someone that looks like them comes in and fails to rescue them.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 11:20 AM (Zz0t1)

85 Ann Coulter: The NYT's Idea of a Conservative Is a Blithering Idiot

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Hey! That's my idea of a progressive!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 08, 2025 11:20 AM (L/fGl)

86 What's the bad part of Memphis called?

Memphis.

Posted by: Josephistan at August 08, 2025 11:20 AM (y9ksN)

87 Saint George Floyd did five years hard time in Texas for home invasion and holding a gun to a pregnant woman's belly. Then he fled to Minnesota after release. Having watched lots of First 48, I've noticed other career ferals doing the TX To MN shuffle. No, they didn't learn anything in the slammer except how to become a more successful stain on society. Lock 'em up in a Work Camp!

Posted by: Head On Swivel at August 08, 2025 11:20 AM (G5+As)

88
One thing I liked about Cincinnati was that you scarcely noticed the government. Who's the mayor? Who cares?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 11:21 AM (kkTda)

89 Woke liberals are a version of insanity. They are disconnected from reality. They no longer live in a cause and effect world. They live in a make believe world, where a rose by another name is no longer a rose. Its whatever it identifies as.... you can't live with these people in charge. This is just the top of the slippery slope. It picks up speed pretty quickly and before you know it, you're Cleveland. Which is to say, a decomposing corpse, where the only activity is the vermin breaking down the body.

Posted by: Mr sunshine at August 08, 2025 11:21 AM (1y5L5)

90 Cincinnati chili over spaghetti covered in finely shredded cheddar with a bit of hot sauce and oyster crackers on the side is a fantastic lunch. You'll not be able to change my mind on this no matter how many times you try.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 11:18 AM


With shredded carrots, no doubt.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2025 11:21 AM (0sNs1)

91 58 33 Cincinnati’s decline started with that live Thanksgiving turkey drop and in the late 70s.

Posted by: Bulg at August 08, 2025 11:12 AM (77rzZ)

Can you people not let that go?

Posted by: Arthur Carlson at August 08, 2025 11:16 AM (PiwSw)


What's that say? Haaaaappy Thaaaanks....


Posted by: Just a guy with an axe to grind at August 08, 2025 11:21 AM (i/49r)

92 >>On the local news, it was reported that they had new video where the "n" word was used.


I
Don't
Care

Why do they pretend that this is the 'get out of jail free' card? Even if someone said it, that is not justification for attempted murder.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2025 11:21 AM (GbwPZ)

93
I have been to OH many times.
I am convinced that nobody wants to live there.


My city was gone.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 08, 2025 11:22 AM (63Dwl)

94 Per this same article, the city’s police department is understaffed by several hundred officers, which is logical in its own disturbing way. A city whose leadership is pro-crime and vilifies crime victims does not need a properly staffed police force.
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Doesn't need, doesn't want, can't maintain even if it did.

As much as I am not police booster, these policies make it a much more significant problem. As corrupt, indifferent, lazy, petty and tyrannical ass-covering mutual defense societies as many police departments are, they can be nothing *but* that under these conditions. Nobody good - or even just mediocre and reasonably honest - wants an impossible job. When the bad guys get busted just to have some DA or judge walk them back out onto the street, it's demoralizing to anyone who *does* want to do the job.

So anyone potentially even decent at the job quits. What you're left with is an understaffed department populated with time-marking old timers waiting for their pensions and corrupt dickheads who like hassling people and/or getting ahead through insider crime.

It will destroy the department for generations. These cities have a 20-year reform problem now.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 11:22 AM (6bTRc)

95 Cincinnati chili over spaghetti covered in finely shredded cheddar with a bit of hot sauce and oyster crackers on the side is a fantastic lunch. You'll not be able to change my mind on this no matter how many times you try.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 11:18 AM



Show us on the doll where Uncle Festus touched you, repeatedly, until raw.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 11:22 AM (Zz0t1)

96
It picks up speed pretty quickly and before you know it, you're Cleveland. Which is to say, a decomposing corpse, where the only activity is the vermin breaking down the body.
Posted by: Mr sunshine at August 08, 2025 11:21 AM (1y5L5)

___________

Houston is sliding down that slope pretty fast.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 11:22 AM (kkTda)

97 This Cincy story will fade away in a few weeks. It already has, to a certain degree. What happened to the guy who was beaten? All we hear about now is the woman. She is a much more sympathetic victim. She truly didn't do anything to provoke an attack.
Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 11:12 AM (iFTx/)

So if you call someone a name you have provoked a gang beat down and have to share the blame for your brutal attack by 10 or more people. If the guy had his ass beaten by the guy he had a beef with I have no issue ( though from experience I doubt he started it) .

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 11:22 AM (VofaG)

98 55 Thx Buck. It's real easy to say violent felonies are down when a lot of them are reduced to misdemeanors. The DC police chief is under investigation for directing that. That's how you "reimagine" policing
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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The stupid school to prison pipeline thesis simply meant that criminals were allowed to run free in schools and then continued those criminal patterns as adults as a way of life.

The real answer is that Scotus needs to get federal courts out of schools permanently to allow communities to reassert control--by expelling the 3-5 percent assholes and let the criminal justice system give them short sharp shocks early on before the yutes begin a spiral of escalating crimes.

Posted by: whig at August 08, 2025 11:22 AM (ctrM5)

99 I'm less bothered by the "assault" than the response.
White people living in literally any major city learn pretty early on that you can't relax around those types.
What pisses me off is how seemingly every single white woman in a position of authority ranges from sniveling invertebrate to straight up ethnic masochist when it comes to this shit.
It's all so tiresome.

Posted by: Cmonman at August 08, 2025 11:22 AM (BmcCk)

100 First time I went to Ohio was in the mid 80s. I came back and said "That God cursed the men of Ohio with the women of Ohio." Looks like he still is.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 08, 2025 11:23 AM (17s+e)

101
“Sen. Bernie Moreno threatens to cut federal funds to Cincinnati over bloody brawl” ‘

That sounds like something I would have said.

Wait a minute! I said it here.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 08, 2025 11:23 AM (jbnUc)

102 Reolice Chiefs. The more grossly obese you are, the more stars you can fit on your XXXXXXL uniform.

Posted by: 12 Star Chief at August 08, 2025 11:23 AM (G5+As)

103 My favorite thing about Memphis is those billboards from the black churches there.

"REAL MEN DON'T KILL"

"CHILD, PLEASE DON'T KILL"

What fucking mess.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 08, 2025 11:23 AM (eNLGh)

104 Skyline Chili.

America's vegemite.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 11:23 AM (Zz0t1)

105 Houston is sliding down that slope pretty fast.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 11:22 AM (kkTda)

I never had a problem .

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 11:23 AM (VofaG)

106 Where cities have collapsed...state governments should consider carving up failed urban zones and allowing them to reorganize under fresh charters. Let those areas be resettled under new leadership, new institutions, and new expectations.”
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There is a big problem with "let." Try "mandate" and we're getting closer. If a city has to be dissolved by some means, it must not happen like Detroit's bankruptcy where the executives are removed but middle management more or less remains in place. It needs to be a total rebuilding.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 11:23 AM (6bTRc)

107 On the local news, it was reported that they had new video where the "n" word was used
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I bet you they don't.

They also said Tea Partiers used the n word and spit on black people on the day ObamaCare was shoved through.

Pure narrative warping and control. A report of a video is not the same as a video.

Posted by: ... at August 08, 2025 11:24 AM (I7DM/)

108 Not even gonna bother reading. I see the still on the vid, with the frumpy lesbian at the podium.

When you look at what's wrong with cities, that's not the underlying disease, but it sure as shit is a symptom.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2025 11:24 AM (dGCAG)

109 this means that they will have to be cleansed to the point that the malefactors don't even jaywalk.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 08, 2025 11:18 AM


Dude. There are malefactors that don't don pants for The Book Thread.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2025 11:24 AM (0sNs1)

110 Did this lady actually throw the first punch, or is the Vice Mayor just making shit up?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 08, 2025 11:04 AM (eNLGh)

Making shit up. She tried to help the dude on the ground who was getting kicked. Bro runs in and sucker punches her. Meanwhile, everyone is too busy recording on their phones to drop a dime to 911.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 08, 2025 11:10 AM (GTqXr)
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Her companion, that guy, did throw the first punch. There's no doubt about that, it's on video. That's why I think he's disappeared from the story.

Also: not only were ppl filming this, the scene went on for so long that it backed up a line of traffic. Someone in a car backed up finally called 911, IIRC.

The whole thing is fucked up. As I've said from the beginning, I think booze and drugs were involved.

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 11:24 AM (iFTx/)

111
The more grossly obese you are, the more stars you can fit on your XXXXXXL uniform.
Posted by: 12 Star Chief at August 08, 2025 11:23 AM (G5+As)

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And the more people you can hide belong your fat ass.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 11:24 AM (kkTda)

112 On the local news, it was reported that they had new video where the "n" word was used.

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Your prayers have been answered!

Diddy Planning Comeback Concert at Madison Square Garden After Release, Lawyer Says

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 08, 2025 11:24 AM (L/fGl)

113 92 >>On the local news, it was reported that they had new video where the "n" word was used.


The woman last night said they were verbally abusing them calling them whitey and threatening them. She said she was with some Russian visitors and they layed into them... By the way.. Maybe the "N" word was used but you can't beat people to a pulp if they use it...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2025 11:24 AM (VE6XX)

114 Why do they pretend that this is the 'get out of jail free' card? Even if someone said it, that is not justification for attempted murder.

Your speech is violence.

My violence is speech.

Posted by: The Left! at August 08, 2025 11:24 AM (xTIDn)

115
"REAL MEN DON'T KILL"

"CHILD, PLEASE DON'T KILL"

What fucking mess.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 08, 2025 11:23 AM (eNLGh)



Rebuttal.......


https://youtu.be/bMFhaGXICWw

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 11:25 AM (Zz0t1)

116 I am fine with TN taking over Mam-fis, but the General Assembly is far too wimpy to try. Cop gang in Memphis that beat black guy to death basically got away with it. The 'hood did not riot. Wonder why?

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 08, 2025 11:25 AM (sFNX2)

117 Serious question: on the subject of failed cities, what cities should we keep? Name one that is worthy of keeping. I've yet to hear of one city on this blog that meets anyone's criteria for existing. Seems everyone here, with a few exceptions, is just against cities, period. If that's true, then fine -- to each his own. But let's be honest about it.

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade


The only large city I can think of is Fort Worth, which coincidentally, is the only large city that is majority republican.

Posted by: Thomans Paine at August 08, 2025 11:25 AM (Vfq+S)

118 >>But, people feel good when someone that looks like them comes in and fails to rescue them.

Heh.

I honestly can't think of a female police chief that's seemed competent. They typically sound like woke scolds. That London one is probably the worst version I've seen so far.

Let's not forget, it was a *woman* who was in charge of Abu Garib.

I denounce myself as non-grrlll power embracing woman!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2025 11:25 AM (GbwPZ)

119 Houston is sliding down that slope pretty fast.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 11:22 AM


You mean like Hildago's recent meltdown?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2025 11:25 AM (0sNs1)

120 5
‘ It's a shame the ferals beat her like that. They should be made into shark shit.’

Not only are the freaks subhuman, they’re fags.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 08, 2025 11:26 AM (jbnUc)

121 Where cities have collapsed...state governments should consider carving up failed urban zones and allowing them to reorganize under fresh charters. Let those areas be resettled under new leadership, new institutions, and new expectations.”
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There is a big problem with "let." Try "mandate" and we're getting closer. If a city has to be dissolved by some means, it must not happen like Detroit's bankruptcy where the executives are removed but middle management more or less remains in place. It needs to be a total rebuilding.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 11:23 AM (6bTRc)

An oversimplification, but when we're talking about cause and effect, a large part of the cause is... government!

Cities have deteriorated, in large part due to the interference, mismanagement, and downright malfeasance of governments.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2025 11:26 AM (dGCAG)

122 This Cincy story will fade away in a few weeks. It already has, to a certain degree. What happened to the guy who was beaten? All we hear about now is the woman. She is a much more sympathetic victim. She truly didn't do anything to provoke an attack.
Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 11:12 AM (iFTx/)

So if you call someone a name you have provoked a gang beat down and have to share the blame for your brutal attack by 10 or more people. If the guy had his ass beaten by the guy he had a beef with I have no issue ( though from experience I doubt he started it) .
Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 11:22 AM (VofaG)
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The white guy (her companion) did throw the first punch. It's on video. He started the fight. That's why I think he's gone from the story. Btw, I'm not sure he's "white" -- he looks a bit Latino to me.

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 11:26 AM (iFTx/)

123 The only large city I can think of is Fort Worth, which coincidentally, is the only large city that is majority republican.
Posted by: Thomans Paine at August 08, 2025 11:25 AM


* smiles *

Posted by: Dallas at August 08, 2025 11:26 AM (0sNs1)

124
The only large city I can think of is Fort Worth, which coincidentally, is the only large city that is majority republican.
Posted by: Thomans Paine at August 08, 2025 11:25 AM (Vfq+S)



And yet, abortion Barbie was elected from there.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 11:26 AM (Zz0t1)

125 The municipal secession movement already has its “Lexington and Concord moment” in Baton Rouge and St. George, Louisiana. Fueled by failing schools and rampant crime, a section of East Baton Rouge Parish began its long, litigative battle for secession. In 2024, its work paid off. The parish successfully seceded from the consolidated county government, forging the new city of St. George, Louisiana, which is now the fifth most populous city in the state.
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It is always a huge fight because the parts that want to split off are invariably the good parts that represent meaningful tax revenue.

This has happened several times in Colorado, as bits and pieces broke themselves off of Aurora or successfully fought annexation by existing cities by incorporating as new towns and cities out of unincorporated county areas.

There is precedent in other states. Not sure about Ohio law but if such splitting is possible there, those desiring it should attempt to capitalize.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 11:27 AM (6bTRc)

126 @110 and that is why being drunk and not in control in and around the inner city is not a good idea.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 08, 2025 11:27 AM (eadC4)

127 106 Where cities have collapsed...state governments should consider carving up failed urban zones and allowing them to reorganize under fresh charters. Let those areas be resettled under new leadership, new institutions, and new expectations.”
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There is a big problem with "let." Try "mandate" and we're getting closer. If a city has to be dissolved by some means, it must not happen like Detroit's bankruptcy where the executives are removed but middle management more or less remains in place. It needs to be a total rebuilding.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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Either cities reform or they die. It is interesting that Germany, UK, etc. that clucked so much about US crime problems are now faced with the same DIEversity problem where they imported a class of violent male thugs to infest their cities. They ain't laughing and preening nowadays about that other than the brain dead Euro media.

Posted by: whig at August 08, 2025 11:27 AM (ctrM5)

128 Ohio republicans are the worst republicans in the country. Governor DeWine was barely able to suppress his laughter at the water in East Palestine being poisoned by the infamous train derailment. DeWine's daughter was tragically killed in Haiti in the early 1990s, but somehow DeWine believes Ohio wants to honor her memory by moving the population of Haiti to Ohio. We have West Virginia and Kentucky as neighbors - we already have enough problems!

Posted by: Oglebay at August 08, 2025 11:27 AM (2ap+5)

129 With shredded carrots, no doubt.
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Of course not, that's crazy.

But diced onions is a nice addition.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 11:27 AM (Dv3i1)

130
She said she was with some Russian visitors and they layed into them... By the way.. Maybe the "N" word was used but you can't beat people to a pulp if they use it...
Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2025 11:24 AM (VE6XX)

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Likely by the Russians. Take the racial views of a 1900 Mississippi sharecropper, multiply by 10 and you have the racial tolerance of the Russians.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 11:27 AM (kkTda)

131 If the people in Cincinnati cared, this wouldn't have happened in the first place. I doubt they're going to find religion now.

The greater population of Ohio? NIMBYism.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 08, 2025 11:27 AM (8dSZC)

132 The 28 year old guy that unprovoked beat up an old lady and old man in Baltimore was sentenced to a short term house arrest.

This is how you get Star Chambers.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 11:27 AM (VofaG)

133 What's so amazing about this story is how much more law enforcement in Cincinnati cares about convincing people that the victims DESERVED to be nearly beaten to death than condemning the savage violence.
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They have to.

Party policy, ideological training, etc. all demand it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 11:27 AM (6bTRc)

134 Cincinnati chili over spaghetti covered in finely shredded cheddar with a bit of hot sauce and oyster crackers on the side is a fantastic lunch. You'll not be able to change my mind on this no matter how many times you try
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You are correct. Some people like the tangy sweet heat and some put carrots in their chili. I not going to tell other people what they should like. I'm not a food critic. To each according to his own taste.

Posted by: Family Motto at August 08, 2025 11:27 AM (1y5L5)

135 Yeah, the structure under which municipalities exist would surprise a LOT of lofos.

So many of them are infested with blue politics that shaking them out like bugs in a rug could restore a lot of common sense safety to our streets.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 11:27 AM (Q4cxx)

136
And the more people you can hide belong your fat ass.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 11:24 AM (kkTda)



All your base are belong to fat ass.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 11:28 AM (Zz0t1)

137 I hate blaming the victim here but wtf were you thinking being in the ghetto at a black festival at 2am? How’s the cultural enrichment treating you?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 08, 2025 11:28 AM (AiNp4)

138 Ms. Police Chief please describe your biggest felony arrest?

Ok, describe your biggest misdemeanor arrest then.

Posted by: Sports Illustrated PR team at August 08, 2025 11:28 AM (s9EN2)

139 Let's not forget, it was a *woman* who was in charge of Abu Garib.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2025 11:25 AM (GbwPZ)

Reminds me of back when, there was a pic of a cute white military looking brunette that was captioned "if you know you know".

I found out who it was and it turned out she tortured several people to death, not sure if it was at ghraib or not.

Posted by: ... at August 08, 2025 11:28 AM (I7DM/)

140
You mean like Hildago's recent meltdown?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2025 11:25 AM (0sNs1)

_________

Her and the late, umlamented Sylvester Turner.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 11:28 AM (kkTda)

141 DOJ has opened an investigation on Letitia James for violating Trumps civil rights.

Love it.

Posted by: WisRich at August 08, 2025 11:29 AM (G0vdT)

142
This is how you get Star Chambers.
Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 11:27 AM (VofaG)



Marilyn Chambers > Star Chambers

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 11:29 AM (Zz0t1)

143 116 I am fine with TN taking over Mam-fis, but the General Assembly is far too wimpy to try. Cop gang in Memphis that beat black guy to death basically got away with it. The 'hood did not riot. Wonder why?
Posted by: Martin Tell
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Because the cops in Memphis are simply another black gang that gets to wear uniforms.

Posted by: whig at August 08, 2025 11:29 AM (ctrM5)

144 DOJ has opened an investigation on Letitia James for violating Trumps civil rights.

Love it.
Posted by: WisRich at August 08, 2025 11:29 AM (G0vdT)



Not in before the 'nothing will happen' guy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 11:29 AM (Zz0t1)

145 Either cities reform or they die. ...
Posted by: whig at August 08, 2025 11:27 AM (ctrM5)
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Or they zombify courtesy of tremendous efforts by higher government and ruinous extortion of surviving taxpayers. Like Detroit.

We don't let cities die, we guarantee that they continue shambling along as zombies. That will not change for the foreseeable future. The money hasn't run out yet.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 11:29 AM (6bTRc)

146 Here in Cleveland, the caucasian element knows to stay away from jazz festivals.

Posted by: Oglebay at August 08, 2025 11:29 AM (2ap+5)

147 137 I hate blaming the victim here but wtf were you thinking being in the ghetto at a black festival at 2am? How’s the cultural enrichment treating you?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 08, 2025 11:28 AM (AiNp4)

No-Go zones are absolutely OK!

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 08, 2025 11:29 AM (8dSZC)

148 I denounce myself as non-grrlll power embracing woman!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2025 11:25 AM (GbwPZ)

You are thusly denounced, as a self-hating woman.

How dare you notice that things are not perfect with women in charge.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2025 11:30 AM (dGCAG)

149 Can we just have a moment of understanding that the perpetually oppressed black youths are simply expressing justifiable rage for not getting their reparations. Saying they are feral mother'fers that will will beat you to death at the slightest imagined provocation is the real violence and must be driven from the land.

Posted by: Rapper Hot Tea at August 08, 2025 11:30 AM (/ZZp0)

150 Every time I'm in Ohio, I make one sacrificial visit to Skyline.

(Sacrificial, because I know there's overprocessed junk somewhere in that process.)

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 11:30 AM (Q4cxx)

151 I never noticed before that Chuck Martel is batshit insane. Learn something new every day. Come here. I can help!

Posted by: Pilgrim State Hospital Bldg. 23 at August 08, 2025 11:30 AM (G5+As)

152 The white guy (her companion) did throw the first punch. It's on video. He started the fight. That's why I think he's gone from the story. Btw, I'm not sure he's "white" -- he looks a bit Latino to me.
Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 11:26 AM (iFTx

Him and the guy were in a confrontation long before the punch was thrown.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 11:30 AM (VofaG)

153 >>So anyone potentially even decent at the job quits. What you're left with is an understaffed department populated with time-marking old timers waiting for their pensions and corrupt dickheads who like hassling people and/or getting ahead through insider crime.


Last summer in Denver:

A Wyoming sheriff is using a controversial message to try to recruit new deputies from nearby Denver, and the tactic has ruffled feathers in the Mile High City.

A billboard paid for by the Laramie County Sheriff's Office was unveiled in Denver on May 12 during the annual Police Week, a time that honors fallen police officers. Sheriff Brian Kozak's message is spelled out in bold on the billboard: "Work in Wyoming where breaking the law is still illegal and cops are funded!"

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2025 11:30 AM (GbwPZ)

154 Serious question: on the subject of failed cities, what cities should we keep? Name one that is worthy of keeping. I've yet to hear of one city on this blog that meets anyone's criteria for existing. Seems everyone here, with a few exceptions, is just against cities, period. If that's true, then fine -- to each his own. But let's be honest about it.

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade


The only large city I can think of is Fort Worth, which coincidentally, is the only large city that is majority republican.
Posted by: Thomans Paine at August 08, 2025 11:25 AM (Vfq+S)
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I haven't been to FW (or maybe I did so long ago I don't remember), so I can't comment. But according to crime statistics, FW has a crime rate higher than the national average, and -- surprisingly -- not much lower than the big blue cities in TX.

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 11:30 AM (iFTx/)

155 I hate blaming the victim here but wtf were you thinking being in the ghetto at a black festival at 2am? How’s the cultural enrichment treating you?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 08, 2025 11:28 AM (AiNp4)



Anyone should be able to attend any festival they want without fear of losing their f*cking life over it.

I'm just saying.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 11:30 AM (Zz0t1)

156 I consider "whitey" to be a compliment.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 08, 2025 11:30 AM (63Dwl)

157 This is how you get Star Chambers.
Posted by: polynikes


Marilyn Chambers > Star Chambers
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


Star Chambers > Behind the Green Door?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 11:30 AM (rqka2)

158 133 What's so amazing about this story is how much more law enforcement in Cincinnati cares about convincing people that the victims DESERVED to be nearly beaten to death than condemning the savage violence.
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They have

The woman said 2 cops finally came and virtually did nothing.. One of the beaten men demanded they take down his name . She had to say he had to keep demanding .. they didn't take hers or offer assistance.. Like I said she took an Uber home...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2025 11:31 AM (VE6XX)

159 Elric, I pretty much hate big cities on principle. I’m with Genghis Khan on that issue. Burn ‘em down.

Posted by: Bulg at August 08, 2025 11:31 AM (77rzZ)

160 The left has spent the last several decades infiltrating city government. Much like Federal government. The policies in any large metro area are the way they are because that is exactly what the left believes everyone should endure that doesn't embrace leftism. Whether it's via DEI, affirmative action, whatever... it's all radical leftists running the show.

It's part of the national take over by them. It's been going on for decades.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 08, 2025 11:31 AM (Q4IgG)

161 Cincinnati chili over spaghetti covered in finely shredded cheddar with a bit of hot sauce and oyster crackers on the side is a fantastic lunch. You'll not be able to change my mind on this no matter how many times you try.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 11:18 AM (Dv3i1)
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I tried it on one of my trips there. I did not like it. I do not want it.

Were I dictator of Cincinnati, however, I would not ban it. If people want weird distasteful concoctions masquerading as palatable food, that's not my business. I am sure there is stuff I like that people hate, too.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 11:31 AM (6bTRc)

162 Sooner or later, most likely sooner, we are going to start seeing vigilante justice in the big cities. And that is exactly what the left is hoping for. They want whites killing inner city blacks splashed all over the news because it fits their narrative.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 08, 2025 11:31 AM (0N4FZ)

163 I am sure the idea to put carrot shavings in lime jello also came from Cincy...

Posted by: Life of Wryly at August 08, 2025 11:32 AM (ycs3a)

164 No-Go zones are absolutely OK!
Posted by: WitchDoktor
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People in high toned enclaves believe they can escape that shit--the problem with human refuse is that it breeds faster and spread faster than people can move away to get away from it.

Posted by: whig at August 08, 2025 11:32 AM (ctrM5)

165
Star Chambers > Behind the Green Door?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 11:30 AM (rqka2)



Well, she did do a black guy......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 11:32 AM (Zz0t1)

166 >>I found out who it was and it turned out she tortured several people to death, not sure if it was at ghraib or not.


Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2025 11:32 AM (GbwPZ)

167 I should be able to climb into a tiger cage without incident.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 08, 2025 11:32 AM (63Dwl)

168 hate blaming the victim here but wtf were you thinking being in the ghetto at a black festival at 2am? How’s the cultural enrichment treating you?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 08, 2025 11:28 AM (AiNp4)

Black couples know they can go to a Luke Bryan concert and be perfectly safe.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 11:32 AM (VofaG)

169 147 137 I hate blaming the victim here but wtf were you thinking being in the ghetto at a black festival at 2am? How’s the cultural enrichment treating you?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 08, 2025 11:28 AM (AiNp4)

No-Go zones are absolutely OK!
Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 08, 2025 11:29 AM (8dSZC)

Whether they’re OK or not is beside the point. If you are white and you go into the ghetto at 2am, well sorry, but I can’t have a lot of sympathy for what will happen. It’s like the blonde girls who go to Iran or Syria to experience cultural diversity and get raped/killed. Yeah I’m Not saying it’s good, but it’s also not a shock that it happened.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 08, 2025 11:32 AM (AiNp4)

170 Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2025 11:30 AM (dGCAG)

Which conservatives here think that things are perfect with women in charge? None. We're not leftists invested in identity politics.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2025 11:32 AM (2GCMq)

171 159 Elric, I pretty much hate big cities on principle. I’m with Genghis Khan on that issue. Burn ‘em down.

Posted by: Bulg


I know, right?

Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at August 08, 2025 11:32 AM (Riz8t)

172 Can we just have a moment of understanding that the perpetually oppressed black youths are simply expressing justifiable rage for not getting their reparations.

Posted by: Rapper Hot Tea at August 08, 2025 11:30 AM (/ZZp0)
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That's the type of explanation that created the dangerous ghetto culture, by which black people can be stigmatized.

This is how Democrat messaging continues to make countless victims in ghettos in perpetuity.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 11:32 AM (Q4cxx)

173 Sooner or later, most likely sooner, we are going to start seeing vigilante justice in the big cities. And that is exactly what the left is hoping for. They want whites killing inner city blacks splashed all over the news because it fits their narrative.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 08, 2025 11:31 AM (0N4FZ)



I miss Paul Kersey.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 11:32 AM (Zz0t1)

174 134 Cincinnati chili over spaghetti covered in finely shredded cheddar with a bit of hot sauce and oyster crackers on the side is a fantastic lunch. You'll not be able to change my mind on this no matter how many times you try
--------------

Nothing like it after a night of drinking.

*singing*

I wanna have a three way, with everybody here.
Spaghetti, cheese, and chili, go mighty fine with beer.

Posted by: WisRich at August 08, 2025 11:32 AM (G0vdT)

175 A billboard paid for by the Laramie County Sheriff's Office was unveiled in Denver on May 12 during the annual Police Week, a time that honors fallen police officers. Sheriff Brian Kozak's message is spelled out in bold on the billboard: "Work in Wyoming where breaking the law is still illegal and cops are funded!"
Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2025 11:30 AM (GbwPZ)
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I bet it worked and they picked up a couple of people. Laramie isn't all that nice a place in my opinion, but it's not a hell hole and it probably beats staying in Denver if you're remotely honest.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 11:33 AM (6bTRc)

176 Bible Study Corner With Keith Olbermann.

https://is.gd/MqwLxG

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 08, 2025 11:33 AM (L/fGl)

177 164 No-Go zones are absolutely OK!
Posted by: WitchDoktor
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People in high toned enclaves believe they can escape that shit--the problem with human refuse is that it breeds faster and spread faster than people can move away to get away from it.
Posted by: whig at August 08, 2025 11:32 AM (ctrM5)

Yes. It finds you and you get a city like Detroit.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 08, 2025 11:34 AM (8dSZC)

178 Anyone should be able to attend any festival they want without fear of losing their f*cking life over it.

I'm just saying.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 11:30 AM (Zz0t1)

Should. Sure in a perfect world. We don’t live in one.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 08, 2025 11:34 AM (AiNp4)

179 Ohio republicans are the worst republicans in the country. Governor DeWine was barely able to suppress his laughter at the water in East Palestine being poisoned by the infamous train derailment. DeWine's daughter was tragically killed in Haiti in the early 1990s, but somehow DeWine believes Ohio wants to honor her memory by moving the population of Haiti to Ohio. We have West Virginia and Kentucky as neighbors - we already have enough problems!
Posted by: Oglebay at August 08, 2025 11:27 AM (2ap+5)

I would say we should ask Budd Dwyer how shitty the Republican Party in Ohio is, but of course we can't.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2025 11:34 AM (dGCAG)

180 169 147 137 I hate blaming the victim here but wtf were you thinking being in the ghetto at a black festival at 2am? How’s the cultural enrichment treating you?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 08, 2025 11:28 AM (AiNp4)

No-Go zones are absolutely OK!
Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 08, 2025 11:29 AM (8dSZC)

Whether they’re OK or not is beside the point. If you are white and you go into the ghetto at 2am, well sorry, but I can’t have a lot of sympathy for what will happen. It’s like the blonde girls who go to Iran or Syria to experience cultural diversity and get raped/killed. Yeah I’m Not saying it’s good, but it’s also not a shock that it happened.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 08, 2025 11:32 AM (AiNp4)

You are excusing the beat down.

Own it.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 08, 2025 11:34 AM (8dSZC)

181 I haven't been to FW (or maybe I did so long ago I don't remember), so I can't comment. But according to crime statistics, FW has a crime rate higher than the national average, and -- surprisingly -- not much lower than the big blue cities in TX.

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade


Well, yes, but every large city, and even moderately large city has crime rates higher than the national average. The rural areas have virtually zero crime. When you add population density, you increase crime.

Posted by: Thomans Paine at August 08, 2025 11:34 AM (Vfq+S)

182 The white guy (her companion) did throw the first punch. It's on video. He started the fight. That's why I think he's gone from the story. Btw, I'm not sure he's "white" -- he looks a bit Latino to me.
Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 11:26 AM (iFTx

Him and the guy were in a confrontation long before the punch was thrown.
Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 11:30 AM (VofaG)
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So what? They were arguing. It wasn't physical until the guy threw the first punch. He started the fight. That changes things dramatically, at least for him.

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 11:34 AM (iFTx/)

183 "...drop a dime to 911."

You aren't really 29 are you?

Posted by: waepnedmann at August 08, 2025 11:34 AM (5UJkg)

184 He must really be worried about his reelection chances.

Sen. Cornyn Sics the FBI on 'Flee-Bagging' Texas Democrats

https://is.gd/0aA4Fb

Posted by: Archimedes at August 08, 2025 11:35 AM (Riz8t)

185 162 Sooner or later, most likely sooner, we are going to start seeing vigilante justice in the big cities. And that is exactly what the left is hoping for. They want whites killing inner city blacks splashed all over the news because it fits their narrative.
Posted by: Mister Scott
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By that time, I doubt people will give much of a shit just like in Venezuela and Brazil in the poor neighborhoods. You get street justice when the law turns away and ignores it.

For example, there is fairly massive ethnic cleansing of blacks such as California by Hispanic gangs. Compton is an example as are other LA suburbs and some areas of Chicago, NYC, etc.

Posted by: whig at August 08, 2025 11:35 AM (ctrM5)

186 Elric, I pretty much hate big cities on principle. I’m with Genghis Khan on that issue. Burn ‘em down.
Posted by: Bulg at August 08, 2025 11:31 AM (77rzZ)
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At least you're honest about it!

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 11:35 AM (iFTx/)

187 The Cincy police chief is a fat female Karen lookalike. Color me shocked

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 08, 2025 11:35 AM (PVeJz)

188 Buckeye Blackeye State

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 11:36 AM (pERWT)

189 People who believe in "Common sense gun control" have much against "Common sense city living".

"C'mon you have to expect that somebody's going to smash your window if you leave anything in your car! Duh!"

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 11:36 AM (Q4cxx)

190 Sooner or later, most likely sooner, we are going to start seeing vigilante justice in the big cities. And that is exactly what the left is hoping for. They want whites killing inner city blacks splashed all over the news because it fits their narrative.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 08, 2025 11:31 AM (0N4FZ)
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And their narrative won't matter for dick-all once it gets to that point. Urban street warfare is nasty business. Your narrative doesn't count when raiders are crossing kill zones set up by defenders and everyone is both highly mobile with good geographical knowledge.

The narrative will still be there, and used as justification by all parties, but it won't dictate actions. It is a very, very, very dangerous game and *pursuing* that game as a goal is profoundly stupid.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 11:36 AM (6bTRc)

191 Cincinnati is one of the many, many cities with their police operating under a consent decree or MOU imposed on them by the Obama and Biden DOJs.

This is how they achieve their "defund the police" or "neuter the police" policies, such as when they can chase someone or use mace on them or whatever.

I hope this DOJ gets rid of them.

Posted by: Random PJ at August 08, 2025 11:36 AM (RRCAT)

192 There's a conversation on X on how rare it is that a white victim is speaking out. They mentioned something called the CRS - Community Relations Service, a division of DOJ created by the Civil Rights Act. There job was to, apparently, coerce white crime victims to not upset the narrative and to instead talk about forgiveness and gun control or whatever to deflect from the true villains, the perps and the policies that led to the crime. Trump tried to defund this division, but needs Congress to change the law. Chris Rufo is part of the convo, I forget who else.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 11:36 AM (Dv3i1)

193 Elric, I pretty much hate big cities on principle. I’m with Genghis Khan on that issue. Burn ‘em down.
Posted by: Bulg at August 08, 2025 11:31 AM (77rzZ)



You asked for it..........


https://youtu.be/9b7iOZiRdOE

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 11:36 AM (Zz0t1)

194 City Council President Pro Tem Victoria Parks wrote on Facebook that Holly “begged for that beat down!”

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She DID beg for that beatdown, flaunting all her White Privilege and shit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2025 11:36 AM (/HI9S)

195 You are excusing the beat down.

Own it.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 08, 2025 11:34 AM (8dSZC)

I’m not excusing anything. I’m saying situational awareness is a thing. And should be exercised by everyone for their safety. When you don’t, bad things happen to you.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 08, 2025 11:36 AM (AiNp4)

196 187 The Cincy police chief is a fat female Karen lookalike. Color me shocked
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 08, 2025 11:35 AM (PVeJz)

"Look. At. Me.

I am the Manager now."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 11:36 AM (pERWT)

197 Speaking of this, it's why I'm not that upset about Noem and her glamour shots. Yeah, it can be a bit too much 'hot chick social media influencer' sometimes, but I like that she's out there onsite with the DHS/ICE people, she's riding horses, visiting Aligator Alcatraz, etc..

I'll take that over 250lb lifetime DC bureaucrat Karen sitting on her azz every day of the week.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2025 11:36 AM (GbwPZ)

198 195 You are excusing the beat down.

Own it.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 08, 2025 11:34 AM (8dSZC)

I’m not excusing anything. I’m saying situational awareness is a thing. And should be exercised by everyone for their safety. When you don’t, bad things happen to you.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 08, 2025 11:36 AM (AiNp4)

"I'm not excusing it and I'm about to tell you why I'm excusing it."

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 08, 2025 11:37 AM (8dSZC)

199 Maybe we need the Sodom and Gomorrah option. Pull out the righteous, MOAB whats left.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 08, 2025 11:37 AM (snZF9)

200 He must really be worried about his reelection chances.

Sen. Cornyn Sics the FBI on 'Flee-Bagging' Texas Democrats

https://is.gd/0aA4Fb
Posted by: Archimedes at August 08, 2025 11:35 AM (Riz8t)



Too bad, so sad.

Paxton is going to kick his ass.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 11:37 AM (Zz0t1)

201 Maybe we need the Sodom and Gomorrah option. Pull out the righteous, MOAB whats left.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 08, 2025 11:37 AM (snZF9)




This guy.


He gets it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 11:37 AM (Zz0t1)

202 You are excusing the beat down.

Own it.
Posted by: WitchDoktor
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Not worth arguing with him--basically about the same as Montec, etc. Cloud people view themselves immune from those little problems of the plebes because the victims had it coming.

Posted by: whig at August 08, 2025 11:38 AM (ctrM5)

203 hate blaming the victim here but wtf were you thinking being in the ghetto at a black festival at 2am? How’s the cultural enrichment treating you?
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In a normal city, there would be cops out, criminals in jail, and you could go out. When it turns into Philly, or Cleveland you don't go, or at least not after dark. When it is transitioning from normal to Cleveland is when it is dangerous for the slow learners.

Posted by: Mr Sunshine at August 08, 2025 11:38 AM (1y5L5)

204 Reminds me of back when, there was a pic of a cute white military looking brunette that was captioned "if you know you know".

I found out who it was and it turned out she tortured several people to death, not sure if it was at ghraib or not.
Posted by: ... at August 08, 2025 11:28 AM (I7DM/)

As far as I know, there were no reports of anyone being tortured to death at Abu Grabby.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2025 11:38 AM (dGCAG)

205 Who voted for these shitstain "leaders"? There's something horribly wrong the the population that gave them these positions.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 08, 2025 11:38 AM (g8Ew8)

206 Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 11:34 AM (iFTx/)

You’ve been on the edge of excusing what happened since it was first reported. We see things much different .

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 11:38 AM (VofaG)

207 I'm sure a big city cop with a clean record is in high demand in many smaller locales with a need to increase headcount during a mass migration like this.

These mayors who decriminalize crime... I'm sure they lose all their decent cops to other towns pretty quickly, and are left with dregs, bums, and green recruits in short order.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 08, 2025 11:39 AM (eNLGh)

208 great essay Buck!

we have to do SOMETHING

why just leave them to rot? with museums and historic buildings in them? (not sure about cincinnati tho what do they have?)

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 08, 2025 11:39 AM (Pv3Rg)

209 In a normal city, there would be cops out, criminals in jail, and you could go out. When it turns into Philly, or Cleveland you don't go, or at least not after dark. When it is transitioning from normal to Cleveland is when it is dangerous for the slow learners.
Posted by: Mr Sunshine at August 08, 2025 11:38 AM (1y5L5)

Why are you eXcuSiNg the bearings?

Lol

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 08, 2025 11:39 AM (AiNp4)

210 Not worth arguing with him--basically about the same as Montec, etc. Cloud people view themselves immune from those little problems of the plebes because the victims had it coming.
Posted by: whig at August 08, 2025 11:38 AM (ctrM5)

The inevitable endpoint of the argument is that we should accept that there are racially defined "no-go zones" in this country's major cities.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 11:40 AM (pERWT)

211
Thx Buck. It's real easy to say violent felonies are down when a lot of them are reduced to misdemeanors. The DC police chief is under investigation for directing that. That's how you "reimagine" policing
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 08, 2025 11:15 AM (eadC4)



As usual, The Wire explains how putting Donks in charge of anything larger than Bubbles' Depot results in unmitigated misery. Especially hilarious when you consider the fact that The Wire was conceived as an indictment of the War on Drugs, run by those greedy, evil Republicans.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 08, 2025 11:40 AM (y9nCu)

212 Too bad, so sad.

Paxton is going to kick his ass.



Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 08, 2025 11:40 AM (Riz8t)

213 Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2025 11:30 AM (dGCAG)

Which conservatives here think that things are perfect with women in charge? None. We're not leftists invested in identity politics.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2025 11:32 AM (2GCMq)

Did I say there were?

Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2025 11:40 AM (dGCAG)

214 As far as I know, there were no reports of anyone being tortured to death at Abu Grabby.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2025 11:38 AM (dGCAG)

I think that is correct. I will try to find the name. She has a wiki and everything.

Posted by: ... at August 08, 2025 11:41 AM (I7DM/)

215 I grew up in and lived in big cities most of my life. I knew where to go and not to go. Downtown at 2am at a black festival…yeah one of the places you do not fucking go anywhere near. Like you don’t even go 5 blocks near that shit.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 08, 2025 11:41 AM (AiNp4)

216 151 I never noticed before that Chuck Martel is batshit insane. Learn something new every day. Come here. I can help!
Posted by: Pilgrim State Hospital Bldg. 23

Of all the things I've posted, it's the love of Skyline chili that gave it away?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 11:41 AM (Dv3i1)

217 The inevitable endpoint of the argument is that we should accept that there are racially defined "no-go zones" in this country's major cities.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 11:40 AM (pERWT)

Not wanting them is not the same as not having them.

Posted by: ... at August 08, 2025 11:41 AM (I7DM/)

218 Mentioned this before, but the former Denver police chief did a 'state of crime in the city' presentation a few years ago, and he said that most crime was committed in 5 hot zones, by the same people. He couldn;t stop them if the courts kept releasing them.

I would imagine it is the same in most cities - known crime hub spots, the same people doing it over and over again. All it would take is the will to arrest and prosecute them to the fullest extent, and keep doing that with whoever replaces them.

Giuliani and Bratton did it years ago.
The system isn't broken, it's been abandoned.

About five years ago? the city of Richmond, California did some reach and discovered that seven people were responsible for the majority of violent crime in their city.
Solution?
Let's give them money!
We will set them up with an account and every time they are arrested we subtract a certain amount from their account.

Can you say "Dane geld"?

Posted by: waepnedmann at August 08, 2025 11:41 AM (5UJkg)

219 When I lived in a major city it was flat out dangerous to catch a bus at a DT bus stop. Especially after sunset. I witnessed one too many assaults by oppressed youth wolf pack. I got out with my life and now live in a small city far from all that.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 08, 2025 11:41 AM (/ZZp0)

220 192 There's a conversation on X on how rare it is that a white victim is speaking out. They mentioned something called the CRS - Community Relations Service, a division of DOJ created by the Civil Rights Act. There job was to, apparently, coerce white crime victims to not upset the narrative and to instead talk about forgiveness and gun control or whatever to deflect from the true villains, the perps and the policies that led to the crime. Trump tried to defund this division, but needs Congress to change the law. Chris Rufo is part of the convo, I forget who else.
Posted by: Chuck Martel

Yep. Nasty pieces of work that the DoJ needs to rip out root and branch. They show up anywhere to prevent the public from knowing things until much later. Trans girl mass murderer in Nashville is an example of the DoJ coverup shit of CRS.

All under the justification that the public should not see what a whack job bigoted and awful pos that person was. Because they might put trans in a bad light.

Posted by: whig at August 08, 2025 11:41 AM (ctrM5)

221 If someone throws the first punch then be a man and square up.
Nothing wrong with a fair fight.
But that video is like a nature channel doc.
No excuse for that shit.

Posted by: Cmonman at August 08, 2025 11:41 AM (BmcCk)

222 Not worth arguing with him--basically about the same as Montec, etc. Cloud people view themselves immune from those little problems of the plebes because the victims had it coming.
Posted by: whig at August 08, 2025 11:38 AM (ctrM5)

What I find interesting is that when I was growing up there were some pretty poor majority-minority places in the city. Yet I, whitebread nerd, could go there and get one of the best meals around without concern that I'd be set upon by a mob.

Pretty sure that's because said city took crime seriously and the residents of said city knew they'd face a shit ton of hell if they crossed the line.

Simply writing off a large section of a city and saying "hey, they police their own and if you get hurt going in there it's your own problem" is not a solution.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 08, 2025 11:41 AM (8dSZC)

223 We're witnessing the chaos necessary for Communism and its thugs to take over.

Posted by: Joan of Argghh! at August 08, 2025 11:42 AM (GV8X/)

224 The 28 year old guy that unprovoked beat up an old lady and old man in Baltimore was sentenced to a short term house arrest.

This is how you get Star Chambers.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 11:27 AM (VofaG)

..or long rang ballistics testing.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 08, 2025 11:42 AM (snZF9)

225 Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 11:34 AM (iFTx/)

You’ve been on the edge of excusing what happened since it was first reported. We see things much different .
Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 11:38 AM (VofaG)
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Do you deny the guy started the fight? Seems to me like you're saying a guy can start a fight and then be immune from a beat down. (The girl is a different story, as I said above.) Or, that this is somehow purely a race issue. Like a black guy can can go into an Irish bar, start a fight with Paddy, and not get beat down by Paddy's mates.

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 11:42 AM (iFTx/)

226 I grew up in and lived in big cities most of my life. I knew where to go and not to go. Downtown at 2am at a black festival…yeah one of the places you do not fucking go anywhere near. Like you don’t even go 5 blocks near that shit.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 08, 2025 11:41 AM (AiNp4)



She had that asswhippin coming. How dare her be out doing something she enjoyed. She should thank her lucky stars she wasn't raped and punished with a baby.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 11:42 AM (Zz0t1)

227 So what? They were arguing. It wasn't physical until the guy threw the first punch. He started the fight. That changes things dramatically, at least for him.
Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 11:34 AM (iFTx/)
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Yeah, but on the other hand, I understand that if the white guy used the N-word, it would have been perfectly understandable for the black guy to throw the first punch.

I don't like any of them, but a chaotic system of "deserving" doesn't work.

It doesn't matter if somebody punched you first, you and 8-10 of your friends jumping on the guys head makes it into something wholly different.

This is, in some respect as vigilante as what the liberals hate. Well "the guy learned his lesson" is equivalent to "I guess that's one more guy that won't be robbing anyone."

They don't like when people "take the law into their own hands" (i.e. mete punishment and consequence on their own) except when angry PoC mobs do it because they have a "legitimate gripe" (As if simply wanting to live among less crime is not legitimate).

This again is where the progs only demand civility where they want it.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 11:43 AM (Q4cxx)

228 Who voted for these shitstain "leaders"? There's something horribly wrong the the population that gave them these positions.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 08, 2025 11:38 AM (g8Ew

I believe this is related to the issue brought up yesterday by Trump, that we need a REAL census to be done in this country.

The Democrat Party power is derived from phony voters, casting phony votes. I believe the people of these large cities (and shitty states) are either resigned to bad government, and simply don't vote, or they don't exist at all.

If Trump can clean up the voter rolls and how elections are managed, it might be his single greatest accomplishment.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2025 11:43 AM (dGCAG)

229 I’m not excusing anything. I’m saying situational awareness is a thing. And should be exercised by everyone for their safety. When you don’t, bad things happen to you.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald



There are places where anyone can go anywhere at any time, even unaccompanied women, and be in complete safety.

Transylvania under Vlad Tepes was one of them.

If the laws are clear and enforced, society becomes high trust. Where they are not, society becomes low trust.

Posted by: Thomans Paine at August 08, 2025 11:43 AM (Vfq+S)

230 Poor Holly, I guess she thought the mob that was beating the guy on the ground would not attack a woman. And there is no possible justification for them to do that. If they were determined to keep beating the dude they could have dragged her out of the way and a couple of them could have held her out of the way while they went back to the dude, it was just blood lust for them to attack her.

Even if there was provocation for them to be beating the dude. After he was down, Holly simply tried to be a shield, thinking the mob would not attack an unarmed woman and then might realize they had done enough to the dude and should disperse. Anyone who would try to justify the mob attacking her should be in a mental institution.

One could armchair QB and say no one should expect civilized behavior from a mob and Holly was reckless, but the mob should still be condemned and not excused for attacking her.

Posted by: PaleRider at August 08, 2025 11:43 AM (CKOCg)

231 I saw Long Rang Ballistics open for Tool at Lalapalooza in '94.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 11:43 AM (Zz0t1)

232 Just glanced at the court finding for the admin against Boasberg's contempt ruling. "Big win!" blah blah blah. Fine.

But the order itself - of course - exhibits the constitutional derailment that is now the starting point for disputes. The court says its ruling will prevent "long disputes between the Executive and Judiciary over difficult, contentious issues regarding the courts' power to control foreign policy or prosecutions".

WTFFF? In what make-believe constitution- and common sense- history-free world do the courts have any say whatsoever over foreign policy? There are no "difficult disputes". There's no dispute. There's simply judicial aggrandizement, lawlessness, and constitutional evisceration. The built-in arrogance and lawlessness of the judicial cult - to include most of its "conservative" apparatchiks - remains unchanged.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 08, 2025 11:43 AM (U/Byj)

233 You are excusing the beat down.

Own it.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 08, 2025 11:34 AM (8dSZC)
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I don't read this as him excusing anything. He is saying that what happened is entirely predictable by anyone with two neurons to clank together.

These things aren't mutually exclusive.

Posted by: ballistic at August 08, 2025 11:44 AM (3BwY8)

234 When I lived in a major city it was flat out dangerous to catch a bus at a DT bus stop. Especially after sunset. I witnessed one too many assaults by oppressed youth wolf pack. I got out with my life and now live in a small city far from all that.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 08, 2025 11:41 AM (/ZZp0)

Yep. Mirrors my experience.
You know where to avoid. Nobody has to tell you, you just figure it out pretty quick.

I too bugged out to a small city where I can walk anywhere at 2am without a care in the world. Worst that may happen is an errant sprinkler might come on and get me wet, lol.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 08, 2025 11:44 AM (AiNp4)

235 >>People in high toned enclaves believe they can escape that shit--the problem with human refuse is that it breeds faster and spread faster than people can move away to get away from it.

Which is why I disagree with the idea of letting NYC burn with Mamdani. If you think that it will end with NYC you haven't been paying attention.

It never stays in just one place. It's an infection and infections spread unless you stomp them out.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 11:44 AM (viF8m)

236 If you think ethnic cleansing of whites isn't in the leftists' plan, you may want to read up on the play by play in Rwanda before the genocide. That same playbook is getting run in America, with whites filling in for the Tutsis.

Posted by: callsign claymore at August 08, 2025 11:44 AM (9SWcb)

237 Not wanting them is not the same as not having them.
Posted by: ... at August 08, 2025 11:41 AM (I7DM/)

If you accept it as normal you are enabling it.

But I agree that we’ve had them since we were formed as a country. It’s just a never ending battle that you shouldn’t concede ground.

Hell the Bogart line in Casablanca basically acknowledges no go zones. But you have to fight against them.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 11:44 AM (VofaG)

238 I think that is correct. I will try to find the name. She has a wiki and everything.
Posted by: ... at August 08, 2025 11:41 AM (I7DM/)

I should prolly avoid looking her up myself. I hate it when I want to bang insane maniac chix.

Well, I don't HATE hate it.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2025 11:45 AM (dGCAG)

239 As a local to Cincy, I can tell you the issue is way worse than you even know.

This mob attack happened right smack in the middle of the nicest part of downtown where all the entertainment and restaurants were.

On that night, there were TWO major events going on downtown (a ball game and the jazz festival) and when the bars closed there wasn't a cop to be found.

WHILE a literal mob of over 100 people were roaming around that entertainment district.

Cincy's answer? Curfews for kids.

Kids weren't involved in that attack, they were wall adults. And, this just made the news, this stuff happens all the time.

Posted by: ghbucky at August 08, 2025 11:45 AM (/xDbx)

240 I bet you anything there was no n word. This is what the Left and media does when they have a huge loser on their hands. They lie.

Well the lie about everything but this is a lie. The unbleeped tape would be out there by now if it existed.

Posted by: ... at August 08, 2025 11:45 AM (I7DM/)

241 What I find interesting is that when I was growing up there were some pretty poor majority-minority places in the city. Yet I, whitebread nerd, could go there and get one of the best meals around without concern that I'd be set upon by a mob.

Pretty sure that's because said city took crime seriously and the residents of said city knew they'd face a shit ton of hell if they crossed the line.

Simply writing off a large section of a city and saying "hey, they police their own and if you get hurt going in there it's your own problem" is not a solution.

Posted by: WitchDoktor


Exactly.

Posted by: Thomans Paine at August 08, 2025 11:45 AM (Vfq+S)

242
Of all the things I've posted, it's the love of Skyline chili that gave it away?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 11:41 AM (Dv3i1)



You f*ck one goat.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 11:45 AM (Zz0t1)

243 Not wanting them is not the same as not having them.
Posted by: ... at August 08, 2025 11:41 AM (I7DM/)

Yup.

The problem isn't ultimately with the opinions of outside observers. It isn't with the victims. It likely really isn't with the criminals.

It's with the people in power foisting this kafkaesque absurdity onto the public by their corrupt fecklessness.

(It isn't even really fecklessness, either, is it? They're quite full of feck. Their fecks just grow in a different field.)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 11:45 AM (pERWT)

244 Which conservatives here think that things are perfect with women in charge?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2025 11:32 AM (2GCMq)
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Women should always be in charge of sammiches.

(Apologies to my wife. )

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 11:45 AM (Q4cxx)

245 The inevitable endpoint of the argument is that we should accept that there are racially defined "no-go zones" in this country's major cities.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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Yes and at that point, you might as well turn them into reservations, get rid of their voting rights, and build walls around them. Lots of home brewed Gazas where the barbarians come out and plunder the surrounding areas from time to time.

Far less misery to simply require martial law, bring in outside tribunals, and apply something like the Bloody Code that the UK did in the late 1700's and 1800's to end the violent criminal class caused by enclosure acts (and thus massive urbanization).

Posted by: whig at August 08, 2025 11:45 AM (ctrM5)

246 Speaking of this, it's why I'm not that upset about Noem and her glamour shots. Yeah, it can be a bit too much 'hot chick social media influencer' sometimes, but I like that she's out there onsite with the DHS/ICE people, she's riding horses, visiting Aligator Alcatraz, etc..

The latest South Park episode lampooned her to perfection. It is one of the funniest bits South Park has done in years.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 08, 2025 11:46 AM (/ZZp0)

247 Why do we keep calling politicians "leaders". They aren't leaders, they are supposedly servants although most of them should be on performance improvement plans.

Posted by: Oglebay at August 08, 2025 11:46 AM (2ap+5)

248 >You aren't really 29 are you?

Posted by: waepnedmann at August 08, 2025 11:34 AM (5UJkg)

Get off my lawn...

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 08, 2025 11:46 AM (GTqXr)

249 Now, because of bad policies, we are moving from a high trust society to a low trust society, which means that people are less likely to treat their fellow man properly, compounding the problem.
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“Moving”? High Trust society died a LONG time ago, dead and buried.

Keep in mind it isn’t one of those “nice things to have” or some exotic high end luxury good. No society can exist without it, it is actually prerequisite. It has nothing to do with money per se.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 08, 2025 11:46 AM (Vq1kH)

250 169

‘ Whether they’re OK or not is beside the point’
Wrong.
That’s the exact point. I stopped reading the rest of your comment after that

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 08, 2025 11:46 AM (jbnUc)

251
The absolute worst thing about Cincy is its Chili. WTF puts cinnamon in Chili?
Posted by: Life of Wryly at August 08, 2025 11:14 AM (ycs3a)



Cincinnati Chili is actually good, tasty comfort food. A big chunk of my family is from Cincy, and I grew up on homemade versions of the stuff.

The problem is that Skyline and Empress started calling it "chili" when it should have been named "Macedonian Meat Sauce".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 08, 2025 11:46 AM (y9nCu)

252 BREAKING: Cincinnati Police Chief Teresa Theetge...

Always a tip-off...

Posted by: t-bird at August 08, 2025 11:46 AM (YNaM/)

253 14 Don't attend events where ferals are in large numbers. No one has ever been beaten up at a Polka Festival.

I searched in two different search engines: no relevant returns for “beating at polka festival”. Closest thing I got was a YouTube video for “Let it Beat Polka” which is the musical use of the term “beat”.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 11:47 AM (2FwlN)

254 I believe the people of these large cities (and shitty states) are either resigned to bad government, and simply don't vote, or they don't exist at all.
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They may exist and don't vote, yet ballots are cast in their name anyway. This needs to stop, but it won't unless Red state governments get serious about enforcement and for the Blue states, the feds get serious.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 11:47 AM (Dv3i1)

255 I would suggest folks look into the history of consent decrees, as imposed by the feds on cities and municipalities. The first time I became aware of it was Pittsburgh back in the late 80's. The crack epidemic swept through the city, and the local law enforcement had no idea how to deal with it, so some excesses may have occurred. The feds swooped in and used it as an excuse to impose control over the police. The same story played out in New Orleans and countless other cities.

The only thing it accomplished, as far as I can tell, was handcuffing the locals and letting certain elements of society get further out of hand. Oh, and appoint administrators to oversee the process and make bank for doing next to nothing.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 08, 2025 11:47 AM (MZ+PY)

256 It's an infection and infections spread unless you stomp them out.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 11:44 AM (viF8m)

And what your government has been doing is trying to create infections that CANNOT be stomped out.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2025 11:47 AM (dGCAG)

257 The latest South Park episode lampooned her to perfection. It is one of the funniest bits South Park has done in years.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 08, 2025 11:46 AM (/ZZp0)



And yet, they never went after the target rich environment that was Joe Biden or Kumswala Harris.....and Timpon Walz goes through unscathed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 11:47 AM (Zz0t1)

258 215 I grew up in and lived in big cities most of my life. I knew where to go and not to go. Downtown at 2am at a black festival…yeah one of the places you do not fucking go anywhere near. Like you don’t even go 5 blocks near that shit.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 08, 2025 11:41 AM (AiNp4)

For the last 25 years at least, the entire political establishment (Dem and GOP alike), the media, the universities, basically every ostensibly elite institution has dedicated itself to denying obvious truths like this about race relations. John Derbyshire was essentially run off from National Review for noting this.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 08, 2025 11:47 AM (NehaE)

259 Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2025 11:45 AM (dGCAG)

She was pretyy bangable IIRC which was the point of the meme. That's if she didn't butch up her hair. Completely evil though from what I read if it wasn't lies. But there were names and dates and cases and this is before AI.

Posted by: ... at August 08, 2025 11:48 AM (I7DM/)

260 Simply writing off a large section of a city and saying "hey, they police their own and if you get hurt going in there it's your own problem" is not a solution.

Posted by: WitchDoktor


Exactly.
Posted by: Thomans Paine

All it does is breed more of it which spreads. Neglect is not a solution and it will require outside intervention by state governments and the feds to end this cycle of criminals running the cities.

Posted by: whig at August 08, 2025 11:48 AM (ctrM5)

261 It's an infection and infections spread unless you stomp them out.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 11:44 AM (viF8m)



Blue cities - Covid
Blue Leadership - mRNA Vaccines

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 11:48 AM (Zz0t1)

262 The problem is that Skyline and Empress started calling it "chili" when it should have been named "Macedonian Meat Sauce".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

Blue Ash Chili is better than Skyline. But there's only one location as far as I know.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 11:48 AM (Dv3i1)

263 252 BREAKING: Cincinnati Police Chief Teresa Theetge...

Always a tip-off...
Posted by: t-bird at August 08, 2025 11:46 AM (YNaM/)

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I just find it amazing that whenever a leadership post opens up in a big city, the most qualified candidates always turn out to be fat lesbians.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2025 11:49 AM (/HI9S)

264 inevitable endpoint of the argument is that we should accept that there are racially defined "no-go zones" in this country's major cities.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

You may not want to accept here are no go zones but there are no go zones. And have been for a long time. Your acceptance doesn’t change their existence.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 08, 2025 11:49 AM (AiNp4)

265 Cincinnati Chili is actually good


Yeah, no. Nowhere ever in the vastness of the universe.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 11:49 AM (Zz0t1)

266
Blue Ash Chili is better than Skyline. But there's only one location as far as I know.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 11:48 AM (Dv3i1)

2 now.

Posted by: ghbucky at August 08, 2025 11:49 AM (/xDbx)

267 For those who believe the announcement by the DOJ and State that they have put a bounty of $50 million on Maduro is just posturing because it would take military action to take him, Trump says hold my beer.

Did I mention that they claim Maduro is funding TdA and Mexican cartels?

>>@nytimes
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>>1h
>>Breaking News: President Trump has secretly signed a directive to the Pentagon to begin using military force against certain Latin American drug cartels. https://nyti.ms/45cncTK

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 11:49 AM (viF8m)

268 Growing up in Ohio decades ago I recall Cincinnati being a conservative/Republican stronghold, a very safe city and great place to raise kids. The kind of place my young skull of mush tended to avoid. WTF happened?

Posted by: Ripley at August 08, 2025 11:49 AM (GUOwU)

269 The latest South Park episode lampooned her to perfection. It is one of the funniest bits South Park has done in years.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 08, 2025 11:46 AM (/ZZp0)


And yet, they never went after the target rich environment that was Joe Biden or Kumswala Harris.....and Timpon Walz goes through unscathed.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 11:47 AM (Zz0t1)
____

This. And while I do think Noem has some lampoonable traits, she's far from alone in over-glamming and flaunting. That's basically par for the course for today's women.

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 11:50 AM (iFTx/)

270 268 Growing up in Ohio decades ago I recall Cincinnati being a conservative/Republican stronghold, a very safe city and great place to raise kids. The kind of place my young skull of mush tended to avoid. WTF happened?

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They elected Democrats. And the conservatives moved South to KY.

Posted by: ghbucky at August 08, 2025 11:50 AM (/xDbx)

271 I guess people should avoid Chicago’s miracle mile now also since a flash mob can turn up at anytime.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 11:51 AM (VofaG)

272 Ok, from what people are saying, this seems straightforward.

1.) Charge the guy with assault for starting the fight

2.) Charge the other belligerents with attempted murder for brutally beating an unarmed woman who didn't harm anyone

Done.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 08, 2025 11:51 AM (eNLGh)

273 This. And while I do think Noem has some lampoonable traits, she's far from alone in over-glamming and flaunting. That's basically par for the course for today's women.
Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 11:50 AM (iFTx/)

Them's fighting words !

Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2025 11:51 AM (VE6XX)

274 On a happier note, I just saw a picture of the soldiers who ran towards the danger to end the shooting at Ft Stewart. It looks like 6 soldiers; 4 men, 2 women, 2 African-Americans, 2 Caucasians, one Hispanic and one Samoan.
This is the Army that I love. Americans from across our society working together to protect each other and end the threat.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 08, 2025 11:51 AM (W/lyH)

275 The latest South Park episode lampooned her to perfection. It is one of the funniest bits South Park has done in years.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 08, 2025 11:46 AM (/ZZp0)


And yet, they never went after the target rich environment that was Joe Biden or Kumswala Harris.....and Timpon Walz goes through unscathed.


JD Vance showed everyone how it's done. When they made fun of him, he used it to announce that he had, at last, made it. That's what confidence and competence look like.

https://is.gd/sk8idy

Posted by: Archimedes at August 08, 2025 11:51 AM (Riz8t)

276 It all comes back to Marxism and the left's advancement of ideology.

Marxism says that we could all have the same amount of stuff if we'd just follow Marx's plan. And that means that people who resist Marx's plan just don't want to share.

They're the problem. So any system that resists equal distribution as a behavior, is corrupt and needs to be torn down.

Also, it is right to "teach" the people who benefit from the system (the end goal of any type of governance) the "consequence" of their decisions. So crime is justified by benefactor's resistance to Marx.

We suffer much more from an entanglement with Marx more than an entanglement with a Church (authority/power).

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 11:51 AM (Q4cxx)

277 She was pretyy bangable IIRC which was the point of the meme. That's if she didn't butch up her hair. Completely evil though from what I read if it wasn't lies. But there were names and dates and cases and this is before AI.
Posted by: ... at August 08, 2025 11:48 AM (I7DM/)

Yeah, that's my problem. Whenever anyone says this or that celeb chick, Amber Turd, Rachel Zegler, Brie Larson, etc, is nutty, and one shouldn't stick one's... stick in crazy, I find myself wanting to stick mine in.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2025 11:51 AM (dGCAG)

278
This. And while I do think Noem has some lampoonable traits, she's far from alone in over-glamming and flaunting. That's basically par for the course for today's women.
Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 11:50 AM (iFTx/)



I mean, there's no reason whatsoever to go after Gretchen Witmer or Kathy Hochul.....no way.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 11:51 AM (Zz0t1)

279
Yeah, that's my problem. Whenever anyone says this or that celeb chick, Amber Turd, Rachel Zegler, Brie Larson, etc, is nutty, and one shouldn't stick one's... stick in crazy, I find myself wanting to stick mine in.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2025 11:51 AM (dGCAG)



Pussy IS the destroyer of worlds.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 11:52 AM (Zz0t1)

280 And yet, they never went after the target rich environment that was Joe Biden or Kumswala Harris.....and Timpon Walz goes through unscathed.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 11:47 AM (Zz0t1)

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Imagine the towering comedic talent that would be required to make something based on these characters more retardedly hilarious than the real life versions

Posted by: Oglebay at August 08, 2025 11:52 AM (2ap+5)

281 264 inevitable endpoint of the argument is that we should accept that there are racially defined "no-go zones" in this country's major cities.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

You may not want to accept here are no go zones but there are no go zones. And have been for a long time. Your acceptance doesn’t change their existence.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 08, 2025 11:49 AM (AiNp4)

Your acceptance excuses people getting their heads stomped in.

And enables fractured mini states run by local warlords.

Good job.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 08, 2025 11:53 AM (8dSZC)

282 Cincinnatti is also the Troon Capital of the Eastern half of the country.

So if you wanted another reason to nuke it from orbit...

Posted by: XTC at August 08, 2025 11:53 AM (UnA8+)

283 The problem here seems to be people in big blue cities behaving like animals. A fight between two men or even a brawl in a small-ish group of men is not national news. Where I come from we either separate people fighting, or if the fight is inevitable, we keep other people from joining-in. When a woman is stomping a guy on the ground? I can't imagine a scenario where I get in a fight with a guy and, while he is on the ground, my wife is stomping his head.

We have been telling minorities that their biggest problem is the attitudes of white people. It just doesn't seem so.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 08, 2025 11:53 AM (vd6bO)

284 255
The only thing it accomplished, as far as I can tell, was handcuffing the locals and letting certain elements of society get further out of hand. Oh, and appoint administrators to oversee the process and make bank for doing next to nothing.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder
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The Kern Commission back in the late 60's blamed the violent riots (as did ole Mitt Romney's dad--governor of MI at the time) on racism, police brutality, lack of jobs, etc. instead of criminal thugs that liked living a life of crime. Basically the idiotic idea of root causes have to be addressed before you take out the criminal trash. As a result, crime across the US is much greater than in the early 60's, adding criminal illegals has made it worse, and the entire justice system in urban areas has essentially collapsed. Politicians have made a bad situation worse by their pandering to the criminal class to prevent riots in their minds. So we have a cold civil war going on where the law does not apply in urban areas.

Posted by: whig at August 08, 2025 11:53 AM (ctrM5)

285
Cincinnati Chili is actually good


Yeah, no. Nowhere ever in the vastness of the universe.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 11:49 AM (Zz0t1)



And some people can't even count to "First!" without fucking it up. *sticks out tongue*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 08, 2025 11:53 AM (y9nCu)

286 Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 08, 2025 11:49 AM (AiNp4)

Are you just being intentionally obtuse? He’s saying we shouldn’t accept it and fight against them. So he’s acknowledging they exist.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 11:53 AM (VofaG)

287 Simply writing off a large section of a city and saying "hey, they police their own and if you get hurt going in there it's your own problem" is not a solution.

Posted by: WitchDoktor
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No, it isn't a solution at all, but until urban white people pull their heads out of their asses and start electing people who take crime seriously, normal folk are best to avoid said sections of said cities. This isn't to say anyone should "accept" no-go zones as a thing that SHOULD exist, but it is to say that you should accept the reality of the situation and stay your white ass out of the hood. It's just that simple.

Posted by: ballistic at August 08, 2025 11:53 AM (3BwY8)

288 230
‘ the mob should still be condemned and not excused for attacking her.’

The mob should be checked to see if they’re bullet proof.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 08, 2025 11:54 AM (jbnUc)

289 Ok, from what people are saying, this seems straightforward.

1.) Charge the guy with assault for starting the fight

2.) Charge the other belligerents with attempted murder for brutally beating an unarmed woman who didn't harm anyone

Done.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 08, 2025 11:51 AM (eNLGh)
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I'm OK with that. I also think some of the thugs who beat on the white (?) guy should also be charged. At some point, a guy is beaten, and continuing to beat on him when he's clearly done -- even if he started the fight -- turns into attempted murder.

And I think it was a woman who first hit the lady who was beaten.

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 11:54 AM (iFTx/)

290 Cincinnati Chili is actually good
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Yeah, no. Nowhere ever in the vastness of the universe.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 11:49 AM (Zz0t1)

This I do not understand. There's chili, and spaghetti, and onions, and cheese... all good things, all together.

Like a peanut butter cup. Chocolate and peanut butter together makes both greater.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2025 11:54 AM (dGCAG)

291 JD Vance showed everyone how it's done. When they made fun of him, he used it to announce that he had, at last, made it. That's what confidence and competence look like.

https://is.gd/sk8idy
Posted by: Archimedes at August 08, 2025 11:51 AM (Riz8t)



Remember. The only other person South Park put in bed with Satan was Saddam f*cking Hussein.

THAT'S what they think of Republicans and the MAGA movement.

F*ck Trey Parker and Matt Stone with a barbed Mace and monkeypox.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 11:54 AM (Zz0t1)

292 I believe the people of these large cities (and shitty states) are either resigned to bad government, and simply don't vote, or they don't exist at all.
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No Common-sense crime control.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 11:54 AM (Q4cxx)

293 Broken windows man, broken windows.

violent people, unpunished, escalate their violence. That make policing harder, and more unsafe. Which results in fewer police officers. Which results in more violence.

It is an on-going escalation.

Dissolve the city and put the national guard in. The current leadership is shown the door. City is under martial law. You go to full suppression of street crime. You also have state authorities running essential city services.

In six months, all the criminal elements have either learned a lesson, beet arrested or moved away. You reincorporate the city under new management. In a year you hold elections, and you start to wind state involvement down. But you make clear - either city officials do their jobs, or they get a state takeover.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 08, 2025 11:55 AM (D1vbu)

294 It doesn't matter if the victim's an idiot. She probably is. So what? Dummies will always walk among us.

But you have to crack down on people like this. If they want to beat the fuck out of other illiterate skels, you can turn a blind eye, up to a point. But the moment they beat a solid citizen half to death for no good reason, heads need to roll.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 08, 2025 11:55 AM (eNLGh)

295 There job was to, apparently, coerce white crime victims to not upset the narrative and to instead talk about forgiveness and gun control or whatever to deflect from the true villains

I hope that one day, one of those bastards gets recorded by the white person that they are trying to intimidate and the names, faces and voices are released.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 08, 2025 11:55 AM (NR6c1)

296 Personally, I think what happened in Cinci to a lesser degree happens everyday in every urban shithole. Those incidents just are not reported unless there's significant injury or monetary loss.

The Louisville, KY police scanner is rife with reports of people being assaulted, robbed and/or beaten on a daily and nightly basis. Of course the perps are victims race is never broadcast unless there's death involved.

And then only if it's a certain demographic that's dead.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 08, 2025 11:55 AM (Q4IgG)

297 There are places where anyone can go anywhere at any time, even unaccompanied women, and be in complete safety.

Transylvania under Vlad Tepes was one of them.

If the laws are clear and enforced, society becomes high trust. Where they are not, society becomes low trust.

Posted by: Thomans Paine at August 08, 2025 11:43 AM


At the height of the Roman Empire a citizen could travel freely anywhere in the Empire without fear for their safety. If you messed with a Roman citizen and they found out about it you and anyone around you would wind up being crucified.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 08, 2025 11:55 AM (0N4FZ)

298 This I do not understand. There's chili, and spaghetti, and onions, and cheese... all good things, all together.

Like a peanut butter cup. Chocolate and peanut butter together makes both greater.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2025 11:54 AM (dGCAG)



That diaper filler is NOT chili.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 11:55 AM (Zz0t1)

299 Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 08, 2025 11:49 AM (AiNp4)

Are you just being intentionally obtuse? He’s saying we shouldn’t accept it and fight against them. So he’s acknowledging they exist.
Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 11:53 AM (VofaG)

I think IGTD loses track of things.

Mueller has an opening for a roommate though!

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 08, 2025 11:55 AM (8dSZC)

300
So what? They were arguing. It wasn't physical until the guy threw the first punch. He started the fight. That changes things dramatically, at least for him.
Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 11:34 AM (iFTx/)

Pretty sure curb stomping him while he lay half conscscious on the ground is not self defense, and he punched one guy so five people get to kick his ass? There are various levels of "starting it" that need to be recognized.

Posted by: Chlamydia Thundershart at August 08, 2025 11:55 AM (OA79/)

301 This. And while I do think Noem has some lampoonable traits, she's far from alone in over-glamming and flaunting. That's basically par for the course for today's women.
Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 11:50 AM (iFTx/)


I mean, there's no reason whatsoever to go after Gretchen Witmer or Kathy Hochul.....no way.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 11:51 AM (Zz0t1)
_____

Exactly. At least Noem is genuinely attractive, and doing a good job at what she was hired to do.

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 11:55 AM (iFTx/)

302 I think there is an accountability deficit. More on one side than the other. You have a duty to protect yourself and not put yourself in dangerous situations. Discretion is the better part of valor at 200am in that neighborhood. What have you accomplished if you get you head stomped on and your girlfriend knocked out. If you knock some other guy out is that okay? For what? Sure there's no excuse for a crowd to stomp people once they are down or a guy sucker punch a woman. It was a shit show, brought about by a failure of the city govt to police and keep criminals in jail. Going on tv and excusing crowd violence is begging for more of the same.

Posted by: Mr Sunshine at August 08, 2025 11:55 AM (1y5L5)

303 I guess I have to stake my claim as a member of the Okra and Cincinnati Chili factions.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 11:56 AM (Q4cxx)

304 Pussy IS the destroyer of worlds.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 11:52 AM (Zz0t1)

Alas, yes. I did ask someone out this week, first time since my divorce. She's in a relationship, but I think it went well otherwise.

Couldn't help but wonder though, what insanity did I avoid by the fact she's not on the market? That's the world we occupy.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2025 11:56 AM (dGCAG)

305 And yet, they never went after the target rich environment that was Joe Biden or Kumswala Harris.....and Timpon Walz goes through unscathed.

Saw a thing the other day that said Hunter Biden's sugar daddy lawyer also represents the South Park creators. Don't know, but that would explain some things.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 08, 2025 11:56 AM (MZ+PY)

306 Exactly. At least Noem is genuinely attractive, and doing a good job at what she was hired to do.

How can we know? I've never seen her without the inch-thick strata of makeup.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 08, 2025 11:57 AM (Riz8t)

307 That diaper filler is NOT chili.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 11:55 AM (Zz0t1)

I won't object if it is given another name, but I'm still gonna fill my diaper with it.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2025 11:57 AM (dGCAG)

308
Are you just being intentionally obtuse? He’s saying we shouldn’t accept it and fight against them. So he’s acknowledging they exist.
Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 11:53 AM (VofaG)



Uh oh.....intruding on Doof territory.....He is the official AoS obtuse member.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 11:57 AM (Zz0t1)

309 Lunchtime!

Getting Chipotle catered in today.

Yay Free Lunch!

But crap...it's Chipotle.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 08, 2025 11:57 AM (8dSZC)

310 Don't blink.

>>@JustTheNews
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>>7m
>>Breaking: FBI arrests Boston sheriff on extortion charges

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 11:58 AM (viF8m)

311 There was the one-time there was a near-riot at a Polka Festival. Mrs. Vilva Yshachke was under the weather once so we had a substitute provide the cabbage rolls and coffee. It did not go well!

Posted by: Lenny Gomulka and the Chicago Push at August 08, 2025 11:58 AM (G5+As)

312
I won't object if it is given another name, but I'm still gonna fill my diaper with it.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2025 11:57 AM (dGCAG)



I will not impede by standing in line and getting any. Go man go. It's all yours.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 11:58 AM (Zz0t1)

313 It's like I always say:

If another man wants your wife, the best revenge is to let him have her.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 08, 2025 11:58 AM (8dSZC)

314 28 What do we want?

Sexual mutilation of children!

When do we want it?

Always!

Pennsylvania Governor Shapiro Joins Lawsuit to Block Trump’s Ban on Child Sex Changes, Slams Women’s Sports Bill⁰
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 08, 2025 11:11 AM (L/fGl)

Considering that most Adult Troons become troons because they want to LARP as e-Thot Porn stars, it becomes all the more disturbing that the Demoncrat party wants to turn EVERY little boy into a (simulation of a) girl.

Posted by: XTC at August 08, 2025 11:58 AM (UnA8+)

315 When I was a kid, the most notorious no-go zones in NYC -- the ones you had to really be on good behavior -- were not black areas. They were Italian.

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 11:59 AM (iFTx/)

316 White fragility

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 11:59 AM (rbvCR)

317 And yet, they never went after the target rich environment that was Joe Biden or Kumswala Harris.....and Timpon Walz goes through unscathed.

But a guy with the mad skilz of a JD takes the situation and turns it to his advantage. He shows he can take a joke, he's smart enough to deflect without getting riled, and reminds people that he has real accomplishments. For someone like him, it's an opportunity, no matter what was intended.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 08, 2025 11:59 AM (Riz8t)

318 Montianez Merriweather, 34, who is charged with felonious assault and aggravated riot who was identified on video punching the victim while co-defendants are stomping the victim in the head.

Outside the courtroom, Merriweather’s mother, Clarissa Merriweather told reporters:

“It wasn’t like they thugs. My child is in school, he has five kids, he’s on the B honor roll in school. He’s not the thug that they put out in there to be.”

There is so much wrong in her statement that I can’t even begin to pick it apart.

Merriweather has a lengthy criminal record and just weeks earlier, he was indicted on four felony charges related to stolen firearms. In 2009 he was convicted for aggravated robbery. I guess all of that was to support his five kids and budding education.

Posted by: Cheri at August 08, 2025 11:59 AM (oiNtH)

319 Exactly. At least Noem is genuinely attractive, and doing a good job at what she was hired to do.
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How can we know? I've never seen her without the inch-thick strata of makeup.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 08, 2025 11:57 AM (Riz8t)

Speaking of my ex, she never wanted me to see her without her makeup, but of course I did. She was extraordinarily good looking.

The makeup was to hide something else. I suspect the same might be true of Noem, and that is not to impugn Noem's character, just that women who have been hurt sometimes don't want to be seen.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2025 11:59 AM (dGCAG)

320 Noem is crazy, check before and after pictures. Maybe doing fine but nuttier than a fruitcake.

Posted by: Sports Illustrated PR team at August 08, 2025 11:59 AM (s9EN2)

321 Are you just being intentionally obtuse? He’s saying we shouldn’t accept it and fight against them. So he’s acknowledging they exist.
Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 11:53 AM (VofaG)


Fight all you want. They’re not going anywhere. Pretending they don’t exist is why this woman almost got killed.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 08, 2025 11:59 AM (AiNp4)

322 JD Vance showed everyone how it's done. When they made fun of him, he used it to announce that he had, at last, made it. That's what confidence and competence look like.

https://is.gd/sk8idy
Posted by: Archimedes
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I guarantee that pissed South Park writers off. I consider the South Park creators as much of assholes as Colbert--they only punch right. So brave, so cool. Sticking it to the man crap that went out with the sixties.

To show you where their sympathies lie, the lawyer friendz, Kevin Morris, of Hunter Biden has long been the primary lawyer for the show by brokering the original deal between the South Park creators and Comedy Central.

Posted by: whig at August 08, 2025 12:00 PM (ctrM5)

323 Alas, yes. I did ask someone out this week, first time since my divorce. She's in a relationship, but I think it went well otherwise.

Couldn't help but wonder though, what insanity did I avoid by the fact she's not on the market? That's the world we occupy.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2025 11:56 AM (dGCAG)



I've got a bud that's in the dating world. MAN I don't envy you one bit. It's a cray cray world of bitches out there........Godspeed in your journey.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 12:00 PM (Zz0t1)

324 I’ve been in a number of these situations growing up as the only white boy in a black neighborhood but it was Louisiana so believe it or not the racial relationship was 100x better than what I saw in NYC.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 12:00 PM (VofaG)

325 286 Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 08, 2025 11:49 AM (AiNp4)

Are you just being intentionally obtuse? He’s saying we shouldn’t accept it and fight against them. So he’s acknowledging they exist.
Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 11:53 AM (VofaG

But that's impossible in today's political environment. There simply isn't going to be any significant movement to holding blacks to the same standards as everyone else. It hasn't been so in my lifetime, and has in fact only gotten worse. So prudent people need to plan accordingly.

It's why I tend to blow off posters here who are always on about how unsafe cities have become. The truth is that if you aren't buying drugs or hanging out in shitty neighborhoods, you're reasonably safe in most cities. Not perfectly safe, but not exposed to constant danger either.

Doesn't excuse anything. I hope these thugs get the book thrown at them. But they probably won't.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 08, 2025 12:00 PM (NehaE)

326 291 JD Vance showed everyone how it's done. When they made fun of him, he used it to announce that he had, at last, made it. That's what confidence and competence look like.

https://is.gd/sk8idy
Posted by: Archimedes at August 08, 2025 11:51 AM (Riz8t)


Remember. The only other person South Park put in bed with Satan was Saddam f*cking Hussein.

THAT'S what they think of Republicans and the MAGA movement.

F*ck Trey Parker and Matt Stone with a barbed Mace and monkeypox.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 11:54 AM (Zz0t1)

This. They make fun of Mormons and Amish cause they dont go all caveman on you when you tease them, but other religious groups are off the table. Kinda one foot in to the state sponsored humor shows like colbert.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 08, 2025 12:00 PM (OA79/)

327 Chocolate and peanut butter together is nasty.

Give me Cincinnati chili over that crap anytime.

Posted by: Bulg at August 08, 2025 12:00 PM (77rzZ)

328 It's not just guns that hurt people, crime hurts people.

This one guy in DC got attacked by a street vendor with a machete because he wanted his money back.

Another guy carjacked a truck using a rock.

I guess its okay as long as nobody shoots you.

That they don't want to control crime as much as they want to control your access to Constitutional rights, really delineates the political vector of all this.

Perhaps if you'd stop fucking telling criminals their behavior is "understandable" given their upbringing and what somebody else did to them, perhaps we could see a decrease in gun deaths as well!

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 12:00 PM (Q4cxx)

329 Women should always be in charge of sammiches.

(Apologies to my wife. )
Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 11:45 AM (Q4cxx)

At this point, I would be delighted if my only responsibility was to make sammiches or to oversee the making of the sammiches.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 08, 2025 12:01 PM (2J/Lj)

330 315 When I was a kid, the most notorious no-go zones in NYC -- the ones you had to really be on good behavior -- were not black areas. They were Italian.
Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 11:59 AM (iFTx/)

Feeehgetaboutit

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 08, 2025 12:01 PM (AiNp4)

331 I will not impede by standing in line and getting any. Go man go. It's all yours.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 11:58 AM (Zz0t1)

Generally, I've made my own, since I'm nowhere near Cin City, and I'm considering buying an industrial quality onion chopper.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2025 12:01 PM (dGCAG)

332 >>When I was a kid, the most notorious no-go zones in NYC -- the ones you had to really be on good behavior -- were not black areas. They were Italian.

The north end in Boston was by far the safest area in the city. A mouse didn't fart there without permission.

Because they were Italian.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 12:01 PM (viF8m)

333 “It wasn’t like they thugs. My child is in school, he has five kids, he’s on the B honor roll in school. He’s not the thug that they put out in there to be.”

There is so much wrong in her statement that I can’t even begin to pick it apart.

Merriweather has a lengthy criminal record and just weeks earlier, he was indicted on four felony charges related to stolen firearms. In 2009 he was convicted for aggravated robbery. I guess all of that was to support his five kids and budding education.
Posted by: Cheri
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All those asshole parents do nothing but claim dindu nuffin when their criminal kids do shit. My guess, she has a criminal record too that the reporter douchebags are too lazy to add into their story.

Posted by: whig at August 08, 2025 12:01 PM (ctrM5)

334 I never ever got the appeal of South Park and I love animation series.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 12:01 PM (VofaG)

335 Clarissa Merriweather told reporters:

“It wasn’t like they thugs. My child is in school, he has five kids, he’s on the B honor roll in school. He’s not the thug that they put out in there to be.”
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Babylon Bee?

Posted by: ... at August 08, 2025 12:01 PM (I7DM/)

336
South Park has become very lame and weak.

They proved their 100% pure Pussification when they wouldn't satirize Obama or Biden, and, hell, they were walking cartoons ready for some South Park action.

Buuuuut, like Howard Stern, when they're no longer free...welp, they aren't so relevant now, are they?

Posted by: naturalfake at August 08, 2025 12:02 PM (iJfKG)

337 I'm thinking Clarissa Explains it All was NOT based on this fine lady.

Posted by: ... at August 08, 2025 12:02 PM (I7DM/)

338 “Moving”? High Trust society died a LONG time ago, dead and buried.

Keep in mind it isn’t one of those “nice things to have” or some exotic high end luxury good. No society can exist without it, it is actually prerequisite. It has nothing to do with money per se.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 08, 2025 11:46 AM (Vq1kH)
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Not totally. There are islands of left. I live in one. I can walk down the street and if I forget to close my garage, everything is there when I get home. Kids leave their bikes on their yards. Stores aren't robbed blind all the time. I am extremely grateful for that, and have the hope - perhaps forlorn - that such places can be an example for those trying to get back on track.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 12:02 PM (6bTRc)

339 Your acceptance excuses people getting their heads stomped in.

And enables fractured mini states run by local warlords.

Good job.
Posted by: WitchDoktor
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TBF. He isn't the mayor, or Cincinnati police chief. Probably not even a voter there.

Posted by: Mr Sunshine at August 08, 2025 12:02 PM (1y5L5)

340 Fill the streets with actual Bengals.

Posted by: DaveA at August 08, 2025 12:03 PM (FhXTo)

341 Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 12:01 PM (viF8m)

Now do the Irish sections and suburbs like Lowell.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 12:03 PM (VofaG)

342 So what? They were arguing. It wasn't physical until the guy threw the first punch. He started the fight. That changes things dramatically, at least for him.
Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 11:34 AM (iFTx/)


exactly, this is supported by all black letter law in every corner of this country, supported by English common law, AND how you were raised when you went to public school.

I remember my third grade teacher telling me, "Boy" (it was the 70's so such horrible violations of possible misgendering was considered acceptable) "if they surround you and threaten you, if you throw the first punch, you DESERVE to be beaten to the ground and kicked in the head and belly in a mass attempt to murder you. The Mob Has That Right"


Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 12:03 PM (rbvCR)

343 I never ever got the appeal of South Park and I love animation series.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 12:01 PM (VofaG)



Like Howard Stern, they were actually funny and entertaining once, a long time ago.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 12:03 PM (Zz0t1)

344 I've got a bud that's in the dating world. MAN I don't envy you one bit. It's a cray cray world of bitches out there........Godspeed in your journey.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 12:00 PM (Zz0t1)

It's a daily wrestling match. Stay single or get out there.

I genuinely don't know which is better.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2025 12:03 PM (dGCAG)

345 Cincinnati is a failed city that is no longer capable of home rule – e.g. self-governance.

Now do California.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at August 08, 2025 12:03 PM (luW68)

346 When I was a kid, the most notorious no-go zones in NYC -- the ones you had to really be on good behavior -- were not black areas. They were Italian.

The north end in Boston was by far the safest area in the city. A mouse didn't fart there without permission.

Because they were Italian.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 12:01 PM (viF8m)
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Well yea, but why was that? Because if you did go in there like an asshole causing problems, you'd get your ass beat. Back when the Italian mafia was a thing, most of the residents liked them because they kept the peace -- so long as you didn't cross them or get in their way.

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 12:03 PM (iFTx/)

347 I grew up in Brockton MA

Ask me about wildlife there

It's rampant.

Fucking tarantula heads everywhere acting like the universe owes them.

The only group worse are the Islamic nazis

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at August 08, 2025 12:03 PM (ET1QI)

348 Clarissa Merriweather told reporters:

“It wasn’t like they thugs.
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Well, not a thug thug, anyway.

Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at August 08, 2025 12:04 PM (Dv3i1)

349 Chocolate and peanut butter together is nasty.

Give me Cincinnati chili over that crap anytime.
Posted by: Bulg at August 08, 2025 12:00 PM (77rzZ)

I wasn't aware you were a communist. Until now.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2025 12:04 PM (dGCAG)

350 America's cities and Blue Shitholes are now in thrall of Slay Kweenz, no matter the race or ethnicity.

It's the demorat ONLY reliable voting bloc, and they will keep pandering to them by raising them up to positions for which they are not qualified in order to keep the peasants happy.

Posted by: kallisto at August 08, 2025 12:04 PM (dCxaZ)

351 It's pretty rich hearing James' attorneys howl about "weaponizing justice" now that the shoe is on the other foot.

Say, if you didn't do anything wrong, then you have nothing to worry about.
Right?

No one is above the law.
Isn't that what you said?

And if the courts and the law are fair and impartial, how can they be weaponized by anyone?
Are you admitting that an unscrupulous prosecutor can, what's that word, "weaponize" the law against someone?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 08, 2025 12:04 PM (IIsq3)

352 The Cell wasn't a great movie, but one part of it that has really stuck with me--and was well done--is how it seems clearer and and clearer that Vince Vaughn's character is expressing that *he* could have chosen to be a psycho based on something in his past, so he has no sympathy for the Donofrio character's past, given that he has chosen to torture people who he can't really blame for his past.

This is how "understanding criminals" actually works.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 12:04 PM (Q4cxx)

353 "Infamously, Cincinnati’s woke Police Chief Terri Theetge was the first to race to the defense of Holly’s assailants, stating that, “Social media, the posts that we’ve seen, does not depict the entire incident. That is one version of what occurred. At times social media, and mainstream media, and their commentaries, are misrepresentation of the circumstances surrounding any given event.”"

Great. Now try to apply that line of argument to the George Floyd incident.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 08, 2025 12:04 PM (0CU3H)

354 Like Howard Stern, they were actually funny and entertaining once, a long time ago.
Posted by: Sponge
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Libertines always turn left.

Posted by: whig at August 08, 2025 12:04 PM (ctrM5)

355 I can't understand a word of South Park.

Posted by: Oglebay at August 08, 2025 12:04 PM (2ap+5)

356 >>Now do the Irish sections and suburbs like Lowell.

Rough, but not the North End. The North End of Boston was the home of the mob. As long as youse were nice you were welcome but if you stepped out of line now youse can't leave.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 12:04 PM (viF8m)

357 But, but what about the historic Phlegm building?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 08, 2025 12:05 PM (XeU6L)

358 I've got a bud that's in the dating world. MAN I don't envy you one bit. It's a cray cray world of bitches out there........Godspeed in your journey.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 12:00 PM (Zz0t1)
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I love it, but then again I've been told I'm insane. LOL.

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 12:05 PM (iFTx/)

359 Fill the streets with actual Bengals.
Posted by: DaveA at August 08, 2025 12:03 PM (FhXTo)

If I recall, they tried that.

They ate them.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2025 12:05 PM (dGCAG)

360 It's a daily wrestling match. Stay single or get out there.

I genuinely don't know which is better.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2025 12:03 PM (dGCAG)



Imma keep my wife.


First Lady ain't all that bad.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 12:06 PM (Zz0t1)

361 Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 08, 2025 12:00 PM (NehaE)

I mentioned the flash mobs on Miracle Mile. My point has always been it’s a never ending battle and you can’t concede ground. The Left have not only conceded ground they have joined the enemy.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 12:06 PM (VofaG)

362 I've got a bud that's in the dating world. MAN I don't envy you one bit. It's a cray cray world of bitches out there........Godspeed in your journey.

my cousin is in her 60s and met a guy who is around 70 I think.

The stories he tells about online dating...such as women in their SEVENTIES taking off all their clothes on Facetime and talking dirty before they even meet their next victim, I mean, er...dating partner.

Posted by: kallisto at August 08, 2025 12:07 PM (dCxaZ)

363 I love it, but then again I've been told I'm insane. LOL.
Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 12:05 PM (iFTx/)



I guess it all depends on what you're looking for out of it.

If I'm ever thrust into the single life again, I'm not sure what I'd be looking for, I guess.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 12:07 PM (Zz0t1)

364 355 I can't understand a word of South Park.
Posted by: Oglebay at August 08, 2025 12:04 PM (2ap+5)

Haven't watched it in years.... My advice to any in the Trump administration that get lampooned there is ignore it...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2025 12:07 PM (VE6XX)

365 > 141 DOJ has opened an investigation on Letitia James for violating Trumps civil rights.

Love it.
Posted by: WisRich at August 08, 2025 11:29 AM (G0vdT)


Not just an everyday investigation.

A grand jury has been empaneled, and subpoenas have been issued.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 08, 2025 12:07 PM (qpyNK)

366 265 Cincinnati Chili is actually good


Yeah, no. Nowhere ever in the vastness of the universe.
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Its hideous.

Posted by: pudinhead at August 08, 2025 12:07 PM (W3T6M)

367 Libertines always turn left.
Posted by: whig at August 08, 2025 12:04 PM (ctrM5)



Truedat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 12:07 PM (Zz0t1)

368 330 315 When I was a kid, the most notorious no-go zones in NYC -- the ones you had to really be on good behavior -- were not black areas. They were Italian.
Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade

The Arthur Avenue neighborhood was the only neighborhood in the Bronx where you didn't need to lock your car doors. Self-policed, if you will.

Posted by: Clemente Bruno at August 08, 2025 12:08 PM (G5+As)

369 The only way to get rid of no go zone is to enforce the laws. Good grief, Giuliani dramatically lowered the crime rate in the worst of all cities, New York, by simply refusing to let even minor crime go unpunished.

Posted by: Thomans Paine at August 08, 2025 12:08 PM (Vfq+S)

370 “It wasn’t like they thugs."

Ah, yes. Another member of the Dindu Tribe.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 08, 2025 12:08 PM (NR6c1)

371 ---------------
Its hideous.
Posted by: pudinhead at August 08, 2025 12:07 PM (W3T6M)

It’s spaghetti sauce.

Posted by: Piper at August 08, 2025 12:08 PM (p4NUW)

372 I mentioned the flash mobs on Miracle Mile. My point has always been it’s a never ending battle and you can’t concede ground. The Left have not only conceded ground they have joined the enemy.
Posted by: polynikes
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The violence always spread. Same reason Willie Sutton robbed banks--criminals go to where the money is which is essentially destroying urban areas as market cities.

Posted by: whig at August 08, 2025 12:08 PM (ctrM5)

373 Alas, yes. I did ask someone out this week, first time since my divorce. She's in a relationship, but I think it went well otherwise.
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The answer is right here. Learn to play the lute.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 08, 2025 12:08 PM (XeU6L)

374 JD Vance showed everyone how it's done. When they made fun of him, he used it to announce that he had, at last, made it. That's what confidence and competence look like.

https://is.gd/sk8idy
Posted by: Archimedes at August 08, 2025 11:51 AM (Riz8t)



I guess no Democrat has ever made it since they've never been lampooned by the show.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 12:09 PM (Zz0t1)

375 Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 12:04 PM (viF8m)

I agree I was just saying you can be nice outsider in the poorer Irish areas and still have a high possibility of finding yourself in trouble.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 12:09 PM (VofaG)

376
It’s spaghetti sauce.
Posted by: Piper at August 08, 2025 12:08 PM (p4NUW)



No. Every Italian everywhere is offended by your statement.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 12:09 PM (Zz0t1)

377 Cincinnati chili over spaghetti covered in finely shredded cheddar

Parmesan works too.

Posted by: DaveA at August 08, 2025 12:09 PM (FhXTo)

378
Good morning.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 08, 2025 12:09 PM (n7rxJ)

379 John Derbyshire covered the Cincy jazz festival problem and how to avoid it very well a number of years ago. For some reason, I have not heard much of Derb since.

Posted by: Oglebay at August 08, 2025 12:10 PM (2ap+5)

380 A federal judge abused his authority in pursuing contempt proceedings against Trump administration officials for removing alleged Venezuelan gang members from the United States in violation of a court order, a federal appeals court ruled Friday. The three-judge panel of the U.S. Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia Circuit was split 2-1, with two Trump appointees in the majority and an Obama appointee dissenting. The decision overturns Washington-based Chief Judge James Boasberg's finding of probable cause that officials could be held in criminal contempt.

Posted by: SMOD at August 08, 2025 12:10 PM (RHGPo)

381 Skyline chili is hideous shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 08, 2025 12:10 PM (h3cuf)

382 “It wasn’t like they thugs."

English, bitch. Do you speak it?

Posted by: Jules at August 08, 2025 12:10 PM (i0F8b)

383 I guess it all depends on what you're looking for out of it.

If I'm ever thrust into the single life again, I'm not sure what I'd be looking for, I guess.
Posted by: Sponge


I won't be looking. Period.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 12:10 PM (rqka2)

384 There job was to, apparently, coerce white crime victims to not upset the narrative and to instead talk about forgiveness and gun control or whatever to deflect from the true villains
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Because the only thing these people are only, ever competent to control is the message.

It's why I don't think Democrats should be elected dog catcher. They'll come up with some numbers and some description of how they're really doing the job, while really expanding "The Revolution" on a world stage.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 12:12 PM (Q4cxx)

385 The only kind of chili I like is the kind that goes on a Pink’s hotdog. Yum… otherwise no thanks, carrots or no carrots, cinnamon or no cinnamon

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 08, 2025 12:12 PM (v/5Y9)

386 South Park also mocks Christ. I won’t watch it.

Posted by: Bulg at August 08, 2025 12:12 PM (77rzZ)

387 Scenario
The top 30 cities in America go commie
They tax the surrounding counties for money to pay their way
Counties refuse
Gov's call in the NG to enforce
Counties blockade cities
Someone fires the first shot
CW2

Posted by: Prognosticator at August 08, 2025 12:12 PM (W/lyH)

388 At the height of the Roman Empire a citizen could travel freely anywhere in the Empire without fear for their safety. If you messed with a Roman citizen and they found out about it you and anyone around you would wind up being crucified.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 08, 2025 11:55 AM (0N4FZ)

Hmm, might explain certain aspects of my cheery disposition. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 08, 2025 12:12 PM (snZF9)

389 Skyline chili is hideous shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 08, 2025 12:10 PM (h3cuf)
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Yup. That's exactly the reason I stop once per every Ohio visit.

Because it's shit.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 12:12 PM (Q4cxx)

390 379 John Derbyshire covered the Cincy jazz festival problem and how to avoid it very well a number of years ago. For some reason, I have not heard much of Derb since.
Posted by: Oglebay

Blame Rich Lowry and his big donor concerns at NR. Yet they kept Jason Steorts after his bigoted column about the Catholic school yutes that were confronted by a fake activist asshole. F*ck NR and its host of eunuchs and cucks that like South Park, only punch right.

Posted by: whig at August 08, 2025 12:13 PM (ctrM5)

391 383 I guess it all depends on what you're looking for out of it.

If I'm ever thrust into the single life again, I'm not sure what I'd be looking for, I guess.
Posted by: Sponge


I won't be looking. Period.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 12:10 PM (rqka2)

Truth is if you're a reasonably looking man with decent income and good health, then they'll be looking for you. And I am not meaning to be dismissive, but if you don't have those things, then you don't need any new relationships.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 08, 2025 12:13 PM (uWKK8)

392 381 Skyline chili is hideous shit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 08, 2025 12:10 PM (h3cuf)
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I was kinda partial to their Coney Dogs.

Posted by: WisRich at August 08, 2025 12:13 PM (G0vdT)

393 376
It’s spaghetti sauce.
Posted by: Piper at August 08, 2025 12:08 PM (p4NUW)


No. Every Italian everywhere is offended by your statement.
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If and when you discover good Bolognese Sauce you will spend the rest of your life seeking good Bolognese Sauce. Cincy Chilli does not enter the game. Its Hideous.

Posted by: pudinhead at August 08, 2025 12:13 PM (W3T6M)

394 What beer does she drink?

Shiner Bock!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 08, 2025 12:14 PM (3EjYg)

395 Truth is if you're a reasonably looking man with decent income and good health, then they'll be looking for you. And I am not meaning to be dismissive, but if you don't have those things, then you don't need any new relationships.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 08, 2025 12:13 PM (uWKK

At a certain point though all you need is a drivers license without a daytime restriction.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 08, 2025 12:14 PM (jH5TK)

396 >>I agree I was just saying you can be nice outsider in the poorer Irish areas and still have a high possibility of finding yourself in trouble.

That's something a lot of people don't understand about Boston. It's a very ethnic city largely divided on historical neighborhoods based on waves of immigration.

A lot of people think Boston is racist. It is but so is everywhere. People in Boston didn't just discriminate against blacks, they discriminated against anyone outside their ethnic groups. Boston might not have invented the No Irish signs but they took it to an art form. And when the next wave of immigrants came it was their turn in the barrel.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 12:14 PM (viF8m)

397 If I'm ever thrust into the single life again, I'm not sure what I'd be looking for, I guess.
Posted by: Sponge


I won't be looking. Period.

Posted by: rickb223



But you both would still want loose shoes, right?

Posted by: Thomans Paine at August 08, 2025 12:14 PM (Vfq+S)

398 Babylon Bee?
Posted by: ... at

She out Bee'd the Bee.

Posted by: Cheri at August 08, 2025 12:14 PM (oiNtH)

399
I won't be looking. Period.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 12:10 PM (rqka2)



There's always that, yes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 12:14 PM (Zz0t1)

400 Libertines are left. If they went straight or turned right they wouldn't be libertines.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 12:14 PM (I1XLT)

401 South Park...I watch about five minutes of it one. That was it.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 08, 2025 12:14 PM (W/lyH)

402 The problem for me at my age is all the women in my age group remind me of my grandmother. I know I know.

I envy the guys who have been married forever. Their wife will always look like the person they fell in love with

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 12:14 PM (VofaG)

403 Too bad it’s willowing time because if it wasn’t I’m sure I’d write the most insightful interesting comment ever….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 08, 2025 12:14 PM (v/5Y9)

404 I’ll be volunteering at a bluegrass convention in September. I do not anticipate street violence being an accompaniment to the festival.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at August 08, 2025 12:15 PM (jQ2rr)

405 ' A federal judge . . . "

Do you KNOW how hard it is to write a complete press release in Passive voice?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 12:15 PM (rbvCR)

406 It’s spaghetti sauce.
Posted by: Piper at August 08, 2025 12:08 PM (p4NUW)


No. Every Italian everywhere is offended by your statement.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 12:09 PM (Zz0t1)
______

Cincy-style "chili" sauce is close in style to old-style Italian spaghetti sauce. Today's Italian spaghetti sauce is generally much thicker and richer than it was back in the day. Why? Because Italians were generally poor and used water to thin the sauce to make more of it.

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 12:15 PM (iFTx/)

407 A bodycam telling more of the story ..

who wore the bodycam ? (a cop, CI, etc ?)
when did they arrive on the seen ?

Posted by: SMOD at August 08, 2025 12:15 PM (RHGPo)

408 388 At the height of the Roman Empire a citizen could travel freely anywhere in the Empire without fear for their safety. If you messed with a Roman citizen and they found out about it you and anyone around you would wind up being crucified.

Posted by: Mister Scott
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UK had something like that after the Bloody Code went into effect. In essence, it nipped criminals in the bud by death penalties and harsh penal conditions thus these yutes never got to create multi generational dysfunctional crime families.

The choice is incarcerate violent criminals until they are old and feeble or put them to death if you want to stop the cycle. Not treat them as victims of society.

Posted by: whig at August 08, 2025 12:15 PM (ctrM5)

409 South Park also mocks Christ. I won’t watch it.
Posted by: Bulg at August 08, 2025 12:12 PM (77rzZ)



But they did that one episode where they had muhamhead.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 12:16 PM (Zz0t1)

410 South Park...I watch about five minutes of it one. That was it.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 08, 2025 12:14 PM (W/lyH)

I’ll raise you… I’ve never even watched it for a minute…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 08, 2025 12:16 PM (v/5Y9)

411 kinda partial to their Coney Island Whitefish.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 08, 2025 12:16 PM (3EjYg)

412
But you both would still want loose shoes, right?
Posted by: Thomans Paine at August 08, 2025 12:14 PM (Vfq+S)



Loose shoes > Loose stool

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 12:17 PM (Zz0t1)

413 I guess no Democrat has ever made it since they've never been lampooned by the show.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 12:09 PM (Zz0t1)

Over at Insty there was a post explaining that a hyper-partisan Dem lawyer (who represented H. Biden) was associated with the South Park people.

Posted by: mrp at August 08, 2025 12:17 PM (rj6Yv)

414 John Derbyshire covered the Cincy jazz festival problem and how to avoid it

Philly has the Greek Picnic and the Penn Relays

well, used to anyway. I don't know, I moved out a while ago

that's when anyone who was sane left the parts of the city where the visitors congregated. I figured it out quickly when one night on South Street I saw what they were doing to EACH other...I'm like, dag...I've no chance if I get caught in that scrum

Posted by: kallisto at August 08, 2025 12:17 PM (dCxaZ)

415 First season of South Park - I liked it.

After that - stopped being fun.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 08, 2025 12:17 PM (jH5TK)

416 Too bad it’s willowing time because if it wasn’t I’m sure I’d write the most insightful interesting comment ever….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 08, 2025 12:14 PM (v/5Y9)



I'm pretty sure we all think that around comment 430.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 12:18 PM (Zz0t1)

417 And I am not meaning to be dismissive, but if you don't have those things, then you don't need any new relationships.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 08, 2025 12:13 PM (uWKK

I've been out of the game a minute, but as far as i can tell, all you need is to not be a dick and not act desperate. Looks, money, clothes, it don't really matter unless your only goal is hanging The Hot Chick At The Bar. Just be a human being who isn't a complete slob and can hold a conversation for ten seconds without freezing up or launching into a sweaty palmed elevator pitch for his ding dong, and you'll hook up with someone eventually.

And it might actually be someone you like.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 12:18 PM (pERWT)

418 Over at Insty there was a post explaining that a hyper-partisan Dem lawyer (who represented H. Biden) was associated with the South Park people.
Posted by: mrp at August 08, 2025 12:17 PM (rj6Yv)



Giving me all the more reason to not give a flying f*ck about the show or it's creators.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 12:18 PM (Zz0t1)

419 coerce white crime victims to not upset the narrative and to instead talk about forgiveness and gun control or whatever to deflect from the true villains
_-_-_
..and you can see where this ends in England. "These knives simply do not need pointy ends." All the while ignoring the real source of their particular situation.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 08, 2025 12:19 PM (vd6bO)

420 Rich Lowry, the editor of National Review, announced over the weekend that he was ending the magazine’s association with John Derbyshire because of a post he published in Taki’s Magazine (an online publication that promises “Cocktails, Countesses & Mental Caviar”. Lowry said that the column, “The Talk: Non-Black Version,” was “nasty and indefensible.” Given its conceit—Derbyshire explaining to his children that black people are generally dumber than they are and dangerous and should, on the whole, be avoided—it might also be described as racist. -- 2012

Posted by: SMOD at August 08, 2025 12:19 PM (RHGPo)

421 I haven't ever watched Southpark much, but I'll say that their Lord of the Rings episode was one of the funniest things I have ever watched. They have to return something that destroys the soul of anyone who looks into it too long.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 08, 2025 12:19 PM (uWKK8)

422 You had water? Luxury. We had damp mud.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 08, 2025 12:19 PM (3EjYg)

423 it's fun to tell people that I love jazz and my favorite artists are Frank Sinatra and Dave Brubeck.

Posted by: Oglebay at August 08, 2025 12:20 PM (2ap+5)

424 Nood FEMA

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 08, 2025 12:20 PM (v/5Y9)

425 400 Libertines are left. If they went straight or turned right they wouldn't be libertines.

Posted by: Braenyard
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People that value themselves and their wants over any societal restraining mechanisms might seem to be libertarian at first but it is really more that they want their own behavioral choices to not be bound by society or law. Thus libertines always turn left because only the left permits them the degree of personal autonomy that they want in exchange for giving the left power.

Funny thing is that when the left gets power, it always kills off the libertines because socialism as an economic system starts failing from the get go. Thus, no tolerance for anything other than what the State wants.

Posted by: whig at August 08, 2025 12:20 PM (ctrM5)

426 Why? Because Italians were generally poor and used water to thin the sauce to make more of it.

wut

my family was dirt poor in Italy and they never thinned the sauce

you must be thinking of the Neapolitans, Calabrians and Sicilians who came here and opened restaurants. They may have thinned the sauce for the medigon customers, but no way in hell they thinned it at home

Italian immigrants never went to Italian restaurants to eat, unless they knew the owner and would be getting real food not imitation slop

Posted by: kallisto at August 08, 2025 12:21 PM (dCxaZ)

427 South Park is as funny as the movie Freddy Got Fingered.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 08, 2025 12:21 PM (IIsq3)

428 I love it, but then again I've been told I'm insane. LOL.
Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 12:05 PM (iFTx/)

I get the distinct impression you are younger than I am too, and that tends to be a factor. I'm almost at the age where a bunch of widows should be showing up on the market... but not quite yet.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2025 12:22 PM (dGCAG)

429 The flaw in the city takeover plan is this. Everyone wants to be perceived as doing something. Strongly worded letters, committees, etc. It's the same as in all those social media pet-saving videos. It's all performative.

No one actually wants to do the hard work that it takes to make the change that they want to be perceived as supporting. That's hard work.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 12:22 PM (i24o9)

430 I've been out of the game a minute, but as far as i can tell, all you need is to not be a dick and not act desperate. Looks, money, clothes, it don't really matter unless your only goal is hanging The Hot Chick At The Bar. Just be a human being who isn't a complete slob and can hold a conversation for ten seconds without freezing up or launching into a sweaty palmed elevator pitch for his ding dong, and you'll hook up with someone eventually.

And it might actually be someone you like.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 12:18 PM (pERWT)

Yes! Exactly, be a real person and talk to real people. That's gotten quite rare these days.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 08, 2025 12:23 PM (uWKK8)

431 >>>A lot of people think Boston is racist. It is but so is everywhere. People in Boston didn't just discriminate against blacks, they discriminated against anyone outside their ethnic groups. Boston might not have invented the No Irish signs but they took it to an art form. And when the next wave of immigrants came it was their turn in the barrel.
Posted by: JackStraw
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NYC enters the chat.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 12:25 PM (I1XLT)

432 389 Skyline chili is hideous shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 08, 2025 12:10 PM (h3cuf)
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Yup. That's exactly the reason I stop once per every Ohio visit.

Because it's shit.
Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 12:12 PM (Q4cxx)

You two need to fight to the death over it.

Whoever survives is correct.

Posted by: XTC at August 08, 2025 12:25 PM (UnA8+)

433 “Social media, the posts that we’ve seen, does not depict the entire incident. That is one version of what occurred. At times social media, and mainstream media, and their commentaries, are misrepresentation of the circumstances surrounding any given event.” -- Cincinnati’s Police Chief Terri Theetge

.. the police chief then proceeded to leave us all ignorant

Posted by: SMOD at August 08, 2025 12:26 PM (RHGPo)

434 Sure seems like we would all benefit from encouraging the development of personal virtue rather than laughing at it, like we have been doing for...way too long. Most other approaches eventually divide people more than helping them get along.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 08, 2025 12:26 PM (vd6bO)

435 The city leadership is catering to the blacks and now lets them do as they wish which appears to be 'kill whitey'.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at August 08, 2025 12:26 PM (5M/Mg)

436 You two need to fight to the death over it.

Whoever survives is correct.
_-_-_
Entered some Cincinnati style chili in a chili cookoff once. The hostility from the guy running the place was astonishing.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 08, 2025 12:28 PM (vd6bO)

437 Neapolitans, Calabrians and Sicilians aren't Italians.
Now, we're getting to it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 12:28 PM (I1XLT)

438 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 12:28 PM (I1XLT)

oh, no...they're definitely Italians...they just used to make up the bulk of the restaurant owners

immigrants from other provinces went into other types of immigrant-ish pursuits

Posted by: kallisto, not a follower of Lega Nord at August 08, 2025 12:33 PM (dCxaZ)

439 So Axeman, you are pro okra in Cincinnati chili? And you would eat that stuff?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 12:36 PM (2FwlN)

440 Braenyard, you remind me of a conversation deep down in Mexico in Oaxaca state with some citizens from Michoacán about how much better Michoacán was than Oaxaca, etc.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 12:40 PM (2FwlN)

441 The stories he tells about online dating...such as women in their SEVENTIES taking off all their clothes on Facetime and talking dirty before they even meet their next victim, I mean, er...dating partner.
Posted by: kallisto
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Go on....

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Cliinton at August 08, 2025 12:40 PM (5hfjS)

442 This bikini brunette is a proud member of Females for the Encouragement of Male Attraction, and resents the anti-FEMA sentiment being expressed on this thread:
http://tiny.cc/fnxq001

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 12:48 PM (6bTRc)

443 Whoops. Next thread.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 12:50 PM (6bTRc)

444 The chief flaw of Cincinnati governance is the 'Charterite' system...who gets to be on the City Council? THE TOP NINE vote-getters in a general election. There is NO representation by local entities (former independent towns & villages...until the city proper grew large to absorb them).

So, whoever can whistle up the biggest mob gets a seat of power, 'localized' opinions be damned. Before the 'white flight' of the 80's (triggered by a couple of nasty black-on-white riots), the city, more or less, worked.

Cincinnati is now a democrat fiefdom, complete with 'sanctuary' status for Invaders.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at August 08, 2025 12:52 PM (XjTSo)

445 THIS was the nail in Cincinnati's coffin...

https://tinyurl.com/j4ly3bz

It was all downhill from there...

Posted by: CPT. Charles at August 08, 2025 01:01 PM (XjTSo)

446 Only the idiots and sheep still refuse to accept that this is a spiritual war that is being waged against Christians...and in fact on the global minority of white Christians.

If you doubt this is a war against white Christians, tell us how many homosexual activists have gone into muslim-owned bakeries demanding homogamy cakes, and then gone to the secularist courts to sue the muslim-owned bakery that refused to make such a cake?

White people are a global minority (look it up if you doubt that). If we are so horrible and oppressive, then why are all these 3rd world non-whites so vigorous in their actions to invade white nations?

Why is every other culture allowed to be proud of their nations and traditions, but somehow white Christians are NEVER allowed to be proud of our traditions and culture without being compared to nazis and slave owners?

If you cannot figure out from objective analysis of history that whites and Christians are being attacked, then you will deserve what will be coming for you.

Posted by: Pete at August 08, 2025 01:28 PM (9uoO8)

447 As a resident of cincinnati area suburb who was in the area a day before this occured, I've been following this since the start. Tired of the misinformation and idiotic assumptions. First of all, this happened about 6 blocks from the stupid music festival, no indications anyone was at the festival. It is in the central business district, not a terrible ghetto, many people go to bars and restaurants in this area.
Seriously tired of hearing about the slap (it wasn't a punch, more like a soccer slap) that "started it" When the initial arrests were made and first two were arraigned, defense attorney brought up this slap. The investigating detective told the judge he had significant amount of video from surveillance cameras that showed that was NOT the first physical aggresion, that's why white dude wasn't arrested. Many people, including commenting on this site, seem to think the cell phone video conveninently starting at slap actually tells the story. There is absolutely no evidence the woman was aggresive toward anyone. This is at least the 5th time this calendar year that groups of blacks have attacked whites. I gues they all slapped them first or called them the "n word".

Posted by: coraldog at August 08, 2025 01:29 PM (Tu2UF)

448 The Obiden DOJ handed out Consent Decrees for police departments who enforced the law.

Time to use them on those who don't.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 08, 2025 01:35 PM (T+Eo4)

449 Gov McGoo will never approve such legislation.

Posted by: TrainmanTim at August 08, 2025 01:55 PM (lycPY)

450 Agree with revoking a city charter. Um, how do you break up a city? Even by political means.

Just revoke the charter and have it run direct by the state until the city leaders learn to behave.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 08, 2025 03:00 PM (vm8sq)

451 447
yep. many people think the "incident" began with the slap and that there were only the white guy and Holly involved. I have listened to the local guy, Bill Cunningham, who has had the head of the FOP on. There is NO proof that the n word was used, there were other white people that were jumped and the beat down was well on prior to the "slap". Holly was on today and stated the jumpers were the ones using anti white language and the police were disinterested in the victims with one male officer leaning against his cruiser with his arms folded. No city personnel call for an ambulance and Holly ended up ubering home due to fear of further escalation

Posted by: gycincy at August 08, 2025 03:44 PM (G/ZRw)

452 (For those who missed his comment....)

"As a local to Cincy, I can tell you the issue is way worse than you even know.

This mob attack happened right smack in the middle of the nicest part of downtown where all the entertainment and restaurants were.

On that night, there were TWO major events going on downtown (a ball game and the jazz festival) and when the bars closed there wasn't a cop to be found.

WHILE a literal mob of over 100 people were roaming around that entertainment district." --GHBucky

THIS is the other worrisome development. Just like violent flashmobs have decided they can run raids in Chicago's most expensive retail district, these thugs were in what used to be the safe, well-to-do downtown tourist district.

This is NOT about staying out of the bad part of town: this is about the Bad Part of Town's denizens invading the GOOD Part of Town.

Posted by: Beverly at August 08, 2025 09:17 PM (Epeb0)

Mid-Morning Art Thread

Terbrugghen carousing.jpg


A Luteplayer Carousing With A Young Woman Holding A Roemer

Hendrick Terbrugghen

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




Comments

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1 Wah hey!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 08, 2025 09:31 AM (WvZaB)

2 ET phone home

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 08, 2025 09:31 AM (91TQ2)

3 He may be Holding A Roemer.

Is that what the kids call it these days?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 08, 2025 09:31 AM (z4XJW)

4 A lively painting indeed!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2025 09:31 AM (omVj0)

5 No.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 08, 2025 09:31 AM (ycI94)

6 Greta Thunberg hasn't aged well.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 08, 2025 09:31 AM (7fElN)

7 Butterfat gets her man.

Posted by: red speck at August 08, 2025 09:31 AM (0Id0S)

8 With a face like that she'd better have her boobs out.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2025 09:31 AM (hY4dx)

9
I read that as "A Young Woman Holding A Boner"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 09:31 AM (kkTda)

10 Dang it ! BUTTERFACE

Posted by: red speck at August 08, 2025 09:31 AM (0Id0S)

11 I know a trap when I see one...

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 08, 2025 09:31 AM (ycI94)

12 Those lutenists know how to carouse.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 08, 2025 09:31 AM (WvZaB)

13 Wow, that face makes it difficult to even notice the nip slip.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 08, 2025 09:32 AM (zzkTi)

14 Though I think the young woman's face, in fact her whole head, seems out of proportion -- as if her skull is deeper from front to back than normal.

Oh, well, there's a breast on display. It's all good, then.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2025 09:32 AM (omVj0)

15 Showing off her assets.

Posted by: Tuna at August 08, 2025 09:32 AM (lJ0H4)

16
Is this the second of a triptych?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 09:33 AM (kkTda)

17 Those lutenists know how to carouse.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

"Duh!"

-- Zombie Martin Luther

Posted by: Tonypete at August 08, 2025 09:33 AM (z4XJW)

18 Greta Thunberg hasn't aged well.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 08, 2025


***
It does look like her, if she'd dyed her hair red!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2025 09:33 AM (omVj0)

19 Just what I was expecting on National CBD day.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 08, 2025 09:33 AM (NpAcC)

20 She's no Girl With a Pearl Earring that's for damn sure.

Posted by: eleven at August 08, 2025 09:33 AM (fV+MH)

21 shrooms are kicking in

Posted by: Otto Pen at August 08, 2025 09:33 AM (sJHOI)

22 Gets more surreal the longer you look.

Weird facial superimposition, giant man hands, tiny thigh...

Posted by: red speck at August 08, 2025 09:33 AM (0Id0S)

23 I predict this will turn out to be more of a comment magnet, than an academic art discussion.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2025 09:33 AM (0sNs1)

24 Have I been admonished for carousing?

Yes. Yes, I have.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 08, 2025 09:33 AM (JvZF+)

25 Wow. That dude is really, seriously, drunk.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at August 08, 2025 09:33 AM (QAkU2)

26 Back in the day this was referred to . as “lute and chill”

Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at August 08, 2025 09:34 AM (cduTK)

27 "A Young Woman." lol

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 08, 2025 09:34 AM (SSEhk)

28 She has the neck and shoulders of a linebacker.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 08, 2025 09:34 AM (z4XJW)

29 She looks like she might be related to the "What-Me-Worry?" kid from the cover of Mad Magazine.

Posted by: Paco at August 08, 2025 09:34 AM (mADJX)

30 And her head seems oddly deep. Like she's wearing a second face in front.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 08, 2025 09:34 AM (zzkTi)

31 It's hard to say no when you've got a lute shoved in your crotch.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2025 09:34 AM (hY4dx)

32 She looks like Princess Fiona from Shrek.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 08, 2025 09:34 AM (NpAcC)

33 Is that a wardrobe malfunction?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2025 09:34 AM (0sNs1)

34 Big Head Todd is a hit with the barmaid.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 08, 2025 09:34 AM (GTqXr)

35
Boob, therefore art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 09:34 AM (kkTda)

36 She looks like she might be related to the "What-Me-Worry?" kid from the cover of Mad Magazine.
Posted by: Paco

Alfred E. Neuman

Posted by: Tonypete at August 08, 2025 09:35 AM (z4XJW)

37 Ummmm ... this is the 'National Ugliest' Contest ... ? Damn, them's some cheesy-ass faces. Please tell me he didn't use actual human models for this one ...

Posted by: Dr_No at August 08, 2025 09:35 AM (ayRl+)

38 Shrek's grandmother

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 09:35 AM (gbOdA)

39
I predict this will turn out to be more of a comment magnet, than an academic art discussion.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2025 09:33 AM (0sNs1)


I predict your prediction will be correct.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 09:35 AM (kkTda)

40 We used to have a regional dairy company called "Walker-Roemer," but it never used lute players or cheerful redheaded milkmaids in their ads that I recall.

They once had a location along the Interstate in the suburbs, with a big plastic cow on a rotating pedestal on the roof.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2025 09:35 AM (omVj0)

41 Good to see CBD stop clowning around,
but did we really need a portrait of Chelsea Clinton?

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 08, 2025 09:35 AM (TGPs7)

42 Spill the wine.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 08, 2025 09:35 AM (WvZaB)

43 "Wah hey!
Posted by: Captain Obvious"


Needlenose Ned?

Posted by: eleven at August 08, 2025 09:35 AM (fV+MH)

44 I'd hit it!

Posted by: Uncle Pervy! at August 08, 2025 09:35 AM (G5+As)

45 "She" don't skip neck day does "she"?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 08, 2025 09:35 AM (SSEhk)

46 Nothing good happens after 0200 hrs local.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2025 09:35 AM (0sNs1)

47 Is that a nipple or a party foul?

Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at August 08, 2025 09:35 AM (cduTK)

48 From the time when men wore chickens on their heads.

Posted by: Paco at August 08, 2025 09:36 AM (mADJX)

49 Roemer?? I hardly knew her!

Posted by: dantesed at August 08, 2025 09:36 AM (Oy/m2)

50 The original butterface.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 08, 2025 09:36 AM (Q4IgG)

51 Despite the chick's overall strange proportions,, the fabrics and feather look amazing. Maybe she really did just look like that, unfortunately.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 08, 2025 09:36 AM (zzkTi)

52 Learned a new word today: “roemer.”

Posted by: Bulg at August 08, 2025 09:36 AM (77rzZ)

53 Looks like someone photoshopped Greta's face onto the chick.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at August 08, 2025 09:36 AM (0bjKf)

54 She has the neck and shoulders of a linebacker.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 08, 2025


***
Carting big mugs of beer and ale out to the customers for hours each day, she'd naturally develop some muscles.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2025 09:36 AM (omVj0)

55 Alternte title:

"Alien in a Poorly Designed Human Skin Suit Minutes Before Getting an Unfortunate Lesson in Human Sexual Practices"

Posted by: naturalfake at August 08, 2025 09:37 AM (iJfKG)

56 So her on hand has her roemer, the other?

Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at August 08, 2025 09:37 AM (cduTK)

57 Back in the day it was customary for women's basketball fans to throw a lute out onto the court. Times were more innocent back then.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2025 09:37 AM (hY4dx)

58 What in the ever-lovin' F*** is wrong with that woman's face

Other than she looks like Greta whatsername

Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 09:37 AM (AOsQT)

59 She's no Brandy.

Posted by: The Sailor at August 08, 2025 09:38 AM (0sNs1)

60 They once had a location along the Interstate in the suburbs, with a big plastic cow on a rotating pedestal on the roof.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Milk from plastic cows is more natural than almond "milk".

Posted by: Dairymen's Council at August 08, 2025 09:38 AM (G5+As)

61 @ 40 We used to have a regional dairy company called "Walker-Roemer," but it never used lute players or cheerful redheaded milkmaids in their ads that I recall.
____________________________

The Walker-Roemer cow sign was always a landmark-of-sorts whenever we used I-10 for a 'road trip' to the environs of Kenner. Later, Walker-Roemer became one of my customers ... go figure.

Posted by: Dr_No at August 08, 2025 09:38 AM (ayRl+)

62 There’s something off about her boobs. They look too high on her body, almost like they’re coming out of her neck.

Posted by: Bulg at August 08, 2025 09:38 AM (77rzZ)

63 "She" do skip leg day though. Look at that little emaciated leg coming out of that brute's skirt.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 08, 2025 09:38 AM (SSEhk)

64 I hope Mr. Lutist brought two bags for this one.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2025 09:38 AM (hY4dx)

65 Big heads.
Oof

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2025 09:38 AM (GbwPZ)

66 What in the ever-lovin' F*** is wrong with that woman's face

Other than she looks like Greta whatsername
Posted by: Don Black

The primary reason light switches were invented.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 08, 2025 09:38 AM (z4XJW)

67 >>> Despite the chick's overall strange proportions,, the fabrics and feather look amazing. Maybe she really did just look like that, unfortunately.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 08, 2025 09:36 AM (zzkTi)


She has a toddler’s legs.

Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at August 08, 2025 09:38 AM (cduTK)

68 Legs don't match the face. She's chonky. Skipped leg day.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 09:39 AM (rqka2)

69
This art is grotesque on multiple levels

would happily burn this in the backyard

Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 09:39 AM (AOsQT)

70 I see no lutefisk

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 08, 2025 09:39 AM (8AONa)

71
I predict lots of regrets in the morning.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 09:39 AM (kkTda)

72 From the looks of things a roemer isn't the only thing she is holding.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 08, 2025 09:39 AM (9vYpt)

73 >>This art is grotesque on multiple levels
would happily burn this in the backyard



Threadwinner!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2025 09:39 AM (GbwPZ)

74 Most of his subjects look unattractive, IMO, but at least ""St Stephen in prayer" is contemplative as in "Faith-an allegory".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2025 09:39 AM (2GCMq)

75 There’s something off about her boobs. They look too high on her body, almost like they’re coming out of her neck.
Posted by: Bulg

And yet, she had no shortage of men trying to grab them.

We are a strange lot - us guys.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 08, 2025 09:39 AM (z4XJW)

76 So she got ahold of his roemer, huh? Explains why he hasn't moved on to the brunette at the other table.

Posted by: red speck at August 08, 2025 09:39 AM (0Id0S)

77 She looks like she might be related to the "What-Me-Worry?" kid from the cover of Mad Magazine.
Posted by: Paco at August 08, 2025 09:34 AM (mADJX)
----
The lovechild of Alfred E. Neumann and Greta Thunberg?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 08, 2025 09:40 AM (7fElN)

78 He's no Mark Smeaton.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 08, 2025 09:40 AM (WvZaB)

79 Roemer?
I hardly knew her!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2025 09:40 AM (GbwPZ)

80 Don't the Girls All Get Prettier at Closing Time?

Posted by: redridinghood at August 08, 2025 09:40 AM (NpAcC)

81 Bella Ramsey, the early years.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 08, 2025 09:40 AM (NR6c1)

82 I think Terbrugghen hated women.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2025 09:41 AM (hY4dx)

83 Is this what lute players got for $20 back then??

Posted by: dantesed at August 08, 2025 09:41 AM (Oy/m2)

84 See? Ladies can't resist a man with a neckbeard and feathers on his head.

Posted by: Fashion Trend-Setter at August 08, 2025 09:41 AM (G5+As)

85 50 The original butterface.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

WE'RE NOT WORTHY!!!

https://tinyurl.com/mryp5paa

Posted by: Iowa State Fair Butter Sculptures at August 08, 2025 09:41 AM (ycI94)

86 You know, fingers are difficult to draw well and the artist did a good job on both party's fingers.

I'd still vector the men in black to that location to check for aliens.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at August 08, 2025 09:41 AM (+OrhI)

87 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2025 09:39 AM (2GCMq)

Meant "as is"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2025 09:41 AM (2GCMq)

88 The lovechild of Alfred E. Neumann and Greta Thunberg?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

*shudders*
That tracks.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 08, 2025 09:41 AM (zzkTi)

89 She has the neck and shoulders of a linebacker.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 08, 2025

***
Carting big mugs of beer and ale out to the customers for hours each day, she'd naturally develop some muscles.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


She must have used a wheelchair then. Because she looks like she's skipped leg day.

Legs are the foundation of a stronk beer wench. .

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 09:41 AM (rqka2)

90 Imagine waking up in the morning and realizing you banged a skinwalker. Talk about regret

Posted by: Otto Pen at August 08, 2025 09:41 AM (sJHOI)

91 Maybe the right side of his face is Skeletor.

Posted by: eleven at August 08, 2025 09:41 AM (fV+MH)

92 "Roemer" is the name for the specific type of glass she is holding, with the glass knobs (prunts) around the base.

Posted by: Nancy@7000ft at August 08, 2025 09:41 AM (qFnnL)

93 If this were AI, the prompt would have been: grok, create a painting that depicts a Middle Ages version of "beergoggles."

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2025 09:42 AM (GbwPZ)

94 The lovechild of Alfred E. Neumann and Greta Thunberg?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

*shudders*
That tracks.
Posted by: She Hobbit


No kidding. Jeez.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 09:42 AM (rqka2)

95 Title A Luteplayer Carousing With A Young Woman Holding A Roemer
Artist Hendrick Terbrugghen
Medium oil,canvas
Dimensions 105.5 x 86.4 cm
Art Movement Tenebrism
Current Location Private Collection

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 09:42 AM (gbOdA)

96 @ 84 See? Ladies can't resist a man with a neckbeard and feathers on his head.[/]
________________________

ZZTop reminded everyone that 'Women go crazy / For a Sharp-Dressed Man' ... (true even then, apparently)

Posted by: Dr_No at August 08, 2025 09:42 AM (ayRl+)

97 Imagine waking up in the morning and realizing you banged a skinwalker. Talk about regret
Posted by: Otto Pen

"Look, it was dark and I was really baked. Who knew?"

Posted by: Tonypete at August 08, 2025 09:42 AM (z4XJW)

98 This was the inspiration for the JT/Janet Jackson Super Bowl halftime show.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 08, 2025 09:42 AM (MGB5H)

99 I am unconvinced the artist ever got to study an actual woman up close.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 08, 2025 09:43 AM (OUMaO)

100 Tenebrism is a painting style characterized by strong contrasts of light and dark, creating a dramatic effect. It often features subjects illuminated by a bright light against a dark background, enhancing the three-dimensionality of the figures.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 09:43 AM (gbOdA)

101 Don't the Girls All Get Prettier at Closing Time?
Posted by: redridinghood at August 08, 2025 09:40 AM (NpAcC)

not this'un

Posted by: Otto Pen at August 08, 2025 09:43 AM (sJHOI)

102 I'm nearsighted!

Posted by: Luteplayer at August 08, 2025 09:43 AM (2bFN5)

103 80 Don't the Girls All Get Prettier at Closing Time?
Posted by: redridinghood at August 08, 2025 09:40 AM (NpAcC)

Not this one. She stays bone ugly from dusk till dawn. She's ugly at any and BAC. She's like the North Star of ugly.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 08, 2025 09:43 AM (SSEhk)

104 All seriousness aside . . . this is a colorful painting and one that's full of life. They are smiling happily, looking like they are having fun, and are shortly to have some more without their clothes. Her leg and knee are very realistic, as are the folds of his sleeve (and hers) and his doublet -- if that's what you call it -- and her hair looks warm and silky enough to touch. His right hand displays the natural crinkles of a hand in that position.

Aside from the odd proportions of her face, it's very well done. If she looked more like, say, Jan Smithers than she does Greta T., this would be a real winner.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2025 09:43 AM (omVj0)

105 83 Is this what lute players got for $20 back then??
Posted by: dantesed

I would have chosen a different profession if modern groupies looked like that.

Posted by: Keith Richards at August 08, 2025 09:43 AM (ycI94)

106 >She has a toddler’s legs.

Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at August 08, 2025 09:38 AM (cduTK)

And an extra chromosome or five.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 08, 2025 09:43 AM (GTqXr)

107 This art is grotesque on multiple levels

would happily burn this in the backyard
Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 09:39 AM (AOsQT)
*****
CBD is gonna tell you to go to hot air.com for your art, even though you speak the truth.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 08, 2025 09:43 AM (NpAcC)

108 100 comments in 13 minutes.

Well done, Horde. Well done.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2025 09:43 AM (hY4dx)

109 The original butterface.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

WE'RE NOT WORTHY!!!

https://tinyurl.com/mryp5paa
Posted by: Iowa State Fair Butter Sculptures


Do they have the butter sculpture of Caitlyn Clark being poked in the eye? 500 lbs of butter to make that one.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 09:44 AM (rqka2)

110 It appears that faces were not Terbrugghen strong suit.

Showing fun may have been.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 09:44 AM (6bTRc)

111 beautifully done, despite the oddly distorted angles and perspective.
what a charmer- he'll be a jerk to her later...

Posted by: cmeat at August 08, 2025 09:44 AM (hmebG)

112 At least this painting reminds me how much I enjoyed tube tops back in the 70s.

Posted by: Pull 'Em Up, Pull 'Em Down at August 08, 2025 09:44 AM (G5+As)

113 The lovechild of Alfred E. Neumann and Greta Thunberg?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

You have to go the gallery and fold this like a Mad Magazine fold out to get the real painting.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 08, 2025 09:44 AM (SSEhk)

114 ... enhancing the three-dimensionality of the figures.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Her face could use less third dimension.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 08, 2025 09:44 AM (zzkTi)

115 The wnba got their first purple dildo last night.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 08, 2025 09:45 AM (MGB5H)

116 100 comments in 13 minutes.

Well done, Horde. Well done.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2025 09:43 AM (hY4dx)

time to go ice down

Posted by: Otto Pen at August 08, 2025 09:46 AM (sJHOI)

117 WTF? I thought he was holding up a mask to her face.

And it’s the first time ever that I don’t like boobs.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 09:46 AM (VofaG)

118 Yeah, he's the type of guy
Who keeps a roemer 'round
Sits in a special place
'Til he goes out on the town

And when it comes the time
To liquor up some girl
He'll fill it up with the cheaper stuff
She'll drink until she'll hurl

They call him the Luteplayer
Yeah, he's a Luteplayer
He plays around and around and around and around
And around and around and around...

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 08, 2025 09:47 AM (OUMaO)

119 The original butterface.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

WE'RE NOT WORTHY!!!

https://tinyurl.com/mryp5paa
Posted by: Iowa State Fair Butter Sculptures

They have had a butter cow at THE Ohio State fair for decades. An old friend of mine was the Executive Director the one of the Dairy Councils.

And yes, she had all the makings of a varsity Dairy Council director IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 08, 2025 09:47 AM (z4XJW)

120 I guess Hendrick Terbrugghen never saw a woman's face before....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at August 08, 2025 09:47 AM (i49OE)

121 115 The wnba got their first purple dildo last night.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 08, 2025 09:45 AM (MGB5H)

And I had 10 large on chartreuse

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 09:47 AM (gbOdA)

122 Creepy

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 08, 2025 09:48 AM (vm8sq)

123 49 you saved me the trouble,i had to check.

Posted by: cmeat at August 08, 2025 09:48 AM (hmebG)

124 The wnba got their first purple dildo last night.
Posted by: BruceWayne

You have to love it when a meme becomes reality.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 08, 2025 09:48 AM (z4XJW)

125 "Don't mind me, I'm just going to rest my lute here..."

Posted by: t-bird at August 08, 2025 09:48 AM (GsIhi)

126 Luthier
Person making or repairing string musical instruments
A luthier is a craftsperson who builds or repairs string instruments.

Pick it Luthier!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 09:48 AM (gbOdA)

127 Seriously, I haven't seen a skull that malformed since the Elephant Man

Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 09:48 AM (AOsQT)

128 No dog. Not art. On second thought...

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 08, 2025 09:48 AM (9vYpt)

129 I would like to see the original version before the painter used Catia's extrude function on her face.

Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at August 08, 2025 09:49 AM (cduTK)

130 I would have chosen a different profession if modern groupies looked like that.
Posted by: Keith Richards at August 08, 2025 09:43 AM (ycI94)

So, when Ozzy died, was all glass destroyed with a 200 mile radius of you as you underwent the Quickening?

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 08, 2025 09:50 AM (vm8sq)

131 25 years from now people will swear that the Dildo Toss at the beginning of each WNBA Game was an official policy.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 09:50 AM (gbOdA)

132
"String Him Up"

A young Dutch musician named Knute
Was a burglar of quite some repute
But last night at the station
He faced harsh interrogation
"Fess up, wise guy! Where'd ya stash the lute?"

Posted by: muldoon at August 08, 2025 09:50 AM (I0N4X)

133 So a “judge” cites “environmental damage” of a detention facility in Florida.

What kind of ecosystem degradation do 30 or 40 or 50 million illegal aliens cause? They aren’t supposed to be in America.

Nobody should take leftists seriously.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 08, 2025 09:50 AM (vlExx)

134 Do they have the butter sculpture of Caitlyn Clark being poked in the eye? 500 lbs of butter to make that one.
Posted by: rickb223

In 2023, they had a Caitlin Clark sculpture. It got...poor reviews:
https://tinyurl.com/8xdpf8s4

Especially the face, which also looked like it had an extra chromosome or 3: https://tinyurl.com/4p7wtsn7

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 08, 2025 09:51 AM (ycI94)

135 Is that Shrek's albino sister in law?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2025 09:51 AM (kgE5c)

136 The wnba got their first purple dildo last night.
Posted by: BruceWayne


Gotta be a copycat.
Unless Green Dildo Coin went purple.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 09:51 AM (rqka2)

137 I would like to see the original version before the painter used Catia's extrude function on her face.

Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at August 08, 2025 09:49 AM (cduTK)

Pretty much what I was thinking.

Posted by: pookysgirl, starting off the morning with Tchaikowsky at August 08, 2025 09:51 AM (Wt5PA)

138 >WTF? I thought he was holding up a mask to her face.
----

Right? I thought that too, at first glance

Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 09:51 AM (AOsQT)

139 So the 28 year old guy who assaulted a 74 year old women and 80 year old man which left the lady with permanent eye damage was given just a slap on the wrist and sentence to a short home arrest period.

I thought they had elder assault enhancement laws also but I guess they don’t apply if you’re an senior pro life supporter.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 09:51 AM (VofaG)

140 The lovechild of Alfred E. Neumann and Greta Thunberg?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 08, 2025 09:40 AM (7fElN)

Alfred E. Neumann for TX State Rep - District 88

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 08, 2025 09:51 AM (vm8sq)

141 That's a 2 burlap bagger. Not sure they had paper bags then

Posted by: RJD at August 08, 2025 09:52 AM (HcoTw)

142 Lizards gotta lizard

“Democratic strategist James Carville publicly apologized Thursday for posting a video suggesting some sort of “Epstein connection” involving first lady Melania Trump.

The 80-year-old pundit issued the mea culpa at the start of his latest “Politics War Room” podcast episode, noting that he also took down and edited the offending video after hearing from the first lady’s attorney. “

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 08, 2025 09:52 AM (AiNp4)

143 Holy Cow. That's ugly art.

Posted by: WisRich at August 08, 2025 09:52 AM (G0vdT)

144 Atta boy, Luthier!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2025 09:52 AM (kgE5c)

145 The lovechild of Alfred E. Neumann and Greta Thunberg?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

You have to go the gallery and fold this like a Mad Magazine fold out to get the real painting.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 08, 2025 09:44 AM (SSEhk)
---
Say, why doesn't CBD post more Al Jaffee art around here? Is he not worthy?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 08, 2025 09:52 AM (7fElN)

146 >They call him the Luteplayer
Yeah, he's a Luteplayer
He plays around and around and around and around
And around and around and around...

Posted by: Brother Tim
----

nice work

Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 09:53 AM (AOsQT)

147 It looks like a lesser painter vandalized an original that actually showed a girl with a normal head.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 08, 2025 09:53 AM (rp/xy)

148 The wnba has unveiled their new championship trophy.

https://tinyurl.com/9fj5uryd

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 08, 2025 09:53 AM (MGB5H)

149 The woman looks like Alfred E. Neumann.
Don't think I'd hang this one , a little odd.
Thx CBD, have a great weekend

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 08, 2025 09:54 AM (eadC4)

150 I gave my love a cherry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhI6H8vW8dA

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 09:54 AM (gbOdA)

151 I've been lonely before.

Just not THAT lonely....

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 17.7% at August 08, 2025 09:54 AM (jvJvP)

152 So the 28 year old guy who assaulted a 74 year old women and 80 year old man which left the lady with permanent eye damage was given just a slap on the wrist and sentence to a short home arrest period.

I thought they had elder assault enhancement laws also but I guess they don’t apply if you’re an senior pro life supporter.
Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 09:51 AM

Baltimore. All you need to know.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 08, 2025 09:55 AM (MGB5H)

153 She has the neck and shoulders of a linebacker.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 08, 2025

***
Carting big mugs of beer and ale out to the customers for hours each day, she'd naturally develop some muscles.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2025 09:36 AM (omVj0)

:::::::::::

Randy, you’re a fine girl…

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 08, 2025 09:55 AM (HKYqz)

154 The wnba got their first purple dildo last night.
Posted by: BruceWayne
---------------

Annnndddd BAM! Just like that!

Posted by: flyin' green & purple dildos at August 08, 2025 09:56 AM (5hfjS)

155 Terbruggher is to tug her?

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 08, 2025 09:56 AM (HKYqz)

156 The yuuutes in Cincinnati most likely get a less severe sentence than the 28 year old in question. Different laws for them vs us.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 08, 2025 09:56 AM (AiNp4)

157 Still campaigning for a week of the world’s most popular or well known paintings. Except the Mona Lisa. I’ve had enough of her.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 09:56 AM (VofaG)

158 Unless Kamala turns on and takes down Biden, her political career is over.

It will be delicious.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 08, 2025 09:56 AM (JvZF+)

159 Interesting... Okay... It's atrocious....

Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2025 09:57 AM (VE6XX)

160 >>> Posted by: pookysgirl, starting off the morning with Tchaikowsky at August 08, 2025 09:51 AM (Wt5PA)


With cannon fire? Bravo! I had a house about a mile from a military base, no need for alarms in the morning. Reveille was followed by mortar fire or something that sounded like that. Every weekday morning.

Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at August 08, 2025 09:57 AM (cduTK)

161 157 Still campaigning for a week of the world’s most popular or well known paintings. Except the Mona Lisa. I’ve had enough of her.
Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 09:56 AM (VofaG)

Quite a small painting, at that.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 08, 2025 09:58 AM (vm8sq)

162 Damn, she fine as hell

Posted by: Stevie wonder at August 08, 2025 09:58 AM (HcoTw)

163 That's Saint Greta!

Posted by: 18-1 at August 08, 2025 09:58 AM (t0Rmr)

164 Still campaigning for a week of the world’s most popular or well known paintings. Except the Mona Lisa. I’ve had enough of her.
Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 09:56 AM (VofaG)
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Prefer da Vinci's Woman With A Ferret. She's a stunner.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 08, 2025 09:58 AM (WvZaB)

165 That lute isn't the only thing there that has a G-string.

Ewwwwww!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 08, 2025 09:58 AM (z4XJW)

166 Hold your Roemer correctly!
https://libguides.cmog.org/drinking-vessels/roemer

Posted by: Ronchris at August 08, 2025 09:58 AM (f2Yap)

167 163 That's Saint Greta!
Posted by: 18-1 at August 08, 2025 09:58 AM (t0Rmr)

LOL.. I do see a resemblance...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2025 09:59 AM (VE6XX)

168 A face only a horny drunk could love

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at August 08, 2025 09:59 AM (xcxpd)

169 If that was my grandmother the perp would have wished he got a prison sentence.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 09:59 AM (VofaG)

170 TGIF

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 08, 2025 09:59 AM (mT+6a)

171 I vote for The Birth of Venus.

Posted by: Bulg at August 08, 2025 09:59 AM (77rzZ)

172 If that was my grandmother the perp would have wished he got a prison sentence.
Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 09:5

This is where it all leads. We've already seen a few instances of it, the dad that killed the guy that assaulted his daughter the former mma fighter that chased down and shot at a guy.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 08, 2025 10:00 AM (MGB5H)

173 Prefer da Vinci's Woman With A Ferret. She's a stunner.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 08, 2025 09:58 AM (WvZaB)

That’s my feeling also besides having the opinion it’s a better done painting technically.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 10:00 AM (VofaG)

174 I do think she gives ottoman Man a run for the money...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2025 10:00 AM (VE6XX)

175 You know who else kinda looks like Greta? Bindi Irwin.

But at least Bindi smiles.

Posted by: Bulg at August 08, 2025 10:01 AM (77rzZ)

176 CBD is gonna tell you to go to hot air.com for your art, even though you speak the truth.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 08, 2025 09:43 AM (NpAcC)

Absolutely not! Nothing wrong with disliking the art...just don't be an ad hominem dick about it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at August 08, 2025 10:01 AM (L5An7)

177 I notice that zombie Bob Ross has avoiding commenting this morning.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2025 10:01 AM (0sNs1)

178 She has the neck and shoulders of a linebacker.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 08, 2025 09:34 AM (z4XJW)


“Her” dead name is Lute Rockne.

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 08, 2025 10:01 AM (HKYqz)

179 Considering how often Ace posts about comics and Disney, we don't get more comic art, digital art, gels, illustrations...

Graffiti, tattoos, ...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 08, 2025 10:01 AM (JvZF+)

180 "Roemer" is the name for the specific type of glass she is holding, with the glass knobs (prunts) around the base.

It's where he keeps his two glass eyeballs at night.

Posted by: t-bird at August 08, 2025 10:01 AM (GsIhi)

181 Looks like she hit the wall.

Posted by: fd at August 08, 2025 10:02 AM (vFG9F)

182
The wnba got their first purple dildo last night.

Posted by: BruceWayne



They've mutated! Call the CDC!!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 08, 2025 10:02 AM (iJfKG)

183 >>> Hold your Roemer correctly!
https://libguides.cmog.org/drinking-vessels/roemer
Posted by: Ronchris at August 08, 2025 09:58 AM (f2Yap)

I've learned a new word, "prunt".

Sounds vaguely insulting.

What do you think all you prunts?

Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at August 08, 2025 10:02 AM (cduTK)

184 If that was my grandmother the perp would have wished he got a prison sentence.
Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 09:5

This is where it all leads. We've already seen a few instances of it, the dad that killed the guy that assaulted his daughter the former mma fighter that chased down and shot at a guy.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 08, 2025 10:00 AM


"Why, Gary, why?!"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2025 10:02 AM (kgE5c)

185 " It looks like a lesser painter vandalized an original that actually showed a girl with a normal head.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer"


You're right. It wouldn't be the first time.

Some idiot destroyed a Vermeer with that same mawkish smile.

Posted by: eleven at August 08, 2025 10:02 AM (fV+MH)

186 Say, why doesn't CBD post more Al Jaffee art around here? Is he not worthy?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Yeah, and never posted an R. Crumb, either!

Posted by: Fritz the Cat at August 08, 2025 10:02 AM (G5+As)

187 Absolutely not! Nothing wrong with disliking the art...just don't be an ad hominem dick about it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at August 08, 2025 10:01 AM


CharlieBrown'sDildo...telling people not to be a dick.

Woah...

Posted by: Ted "Theodore" Logan at August 08, 2025 10:03 AM (kgE5c)

188 .. . . .just don't be an ad hominem dick about it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

That should be a Commandment - it would cover about 7 of them.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 08, 2025 10:04 AM (z4XJW)

189 Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 09:56 AM (VofaG)
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Well, someone could post Vermeer's "Girl with a pearl earring. " . She had a much more attractive face.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2025 10:04 AM (2GCMq)

190 as if her skull is deeper from front to back than normal.


*********

There's a code for that!

ICDM-10 Code Q75.01

Sagittal craniosynostosis, scaphycephaly

(skull shaped like the keel of a boat.)

Posted by: muldoon at August 08, 2025 10:04 AM (I0N4X)

191 That fella is way past beer goggles!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 08, 2025 10:05 AM (36PRH)

192 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. So. Nice art. The first MoMe?
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 08, 2025 10:05 AM (W/lyH)

193 “Her” dead name is Lute Rockne.
Posted by: haffhowershower

That is terrible but I must admit, I snorfled.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 08, 2025 10:05 AM (z4XJW)

194 I saw Ad Hominem Dicks open for Jane's Addiction at the Fillmore in '02.

Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at August 08, 2025 10:05 AM (cduTK)

195 Say, why doesn't CBD post more Al Jaffee art around here? Is he not worthy?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Yeah, and never posted an R. Crumb, either!
Posted by: Fritz the Cat at August 08, 2025 10:02 AM (G5+As)



What am I? Chopped liver?

Posted by: Alberto Vargas at August 08, 2025 10:05 AM (iJfKG)

196 That fella is way past beer goggles!
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 08, 2025 10:05 AM (36PRH)
---------
The vodka telescope?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 08, 2025 10:06 AM (WvZaB)

197 The young lady's name is Ezeelai

Posted by: Ben Had at August 08, 2025 10:06 AM (HFcKg)

198 ad hominem dick

********

There's undoubtedly a code for that!

But I'm not looking it up!

Posted by: muldoon at August 08, 2025 10:06 AM (I0N4X)

199 Butterface.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 08, 2025 10:07 AM (EPz9V)

200 How the hell is it mid August already? This summer has gone by so fast.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 08, 2025 10:07 AM (AiNp4)

201 ad hominem dick
-----------
Bet they opened for Steely Dan.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 08, 2025 10:08 AM (WvZaB)

202 Her boobs aren’t big enough to qualify her as a butterface.

She’s no Sydney Sweeney.

Posted by: Bulg at August 08, 2025 10:08 AM (77rzZ)

203 The AI was angry that day my friends...

Posted by: George Costanza at August 08, 2025 10:09 AM (Dso5d)

204 Next week the art can only have one theme. Dildos. There is no other way.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 08, 2025 10:09 AM (AiNp4)

205 202 Her boobs aren’t big enough to qualify her as a butterface.

She’s no Sydney Sweeney.


Few are

Posted by: Stevie wonder at August 08, 2025 10:09 AM (HcoTw)

206 How the hell is it mid August already? This summer has gone by so fast.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 08, 2025 10:07 AM (AiNp4)



There's this thing called the passage of time...

Posted by: naturalfake at August 08, 2025 10:09 AM (iJfKG)

207 "ad hominem dick" = literally "attack the man's penis" amirite?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 08, 2025 10:10 AM (36PRH)

208 How the hell is it mid August already? This summer has gone by so fast.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 08, 2025 10:07 AM


I was just talking with a colleague about how the light has noticeably shifted. Fall is around the corner.

Of course, this means that TxMoMeX is also around the corner.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2025 10:10 AM (kgE5c)

209 The neck of that lute looks like Bill Clinton's schlong.

Posted by: Paula Jones at August 08, 2025 10:11 AM (MZ+PY)

210 Butterface!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 08, 2025 10:11 AM (L/fGl)

211 >>Pick it Luthier!

"Baby, stay with me tonight". . .

Posted by: Luther Vandros at August 08, 2025 10:11 AM (GbwPZ)

212 Time keeps on slippin’, slippin’
Into the future

Posted by: Bulg at August 08, 2025 10:12 AM (77rzZ)

213 Just read on X that the WNBA is considering playing with no fans in attendance to prevent dildos from being thrown onto the court.

So, it will be just like before. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at August 08, 2025 10:12 AM (z4XJW)

214 209 The neck of that lute looks like Bill Clinton's schlong.

We have drug for that. Contact you health provider today

Posted by: Big Pharma at August 08, 2025 10:12 AM (HcoTw)

215 The Paladin: My vows preclude me from having sexual relations with anyone

The Fighter: I have standards you know

The Barbarian: I have never been drunk enough.

The Mage: Not with Boblin's dick

The Bard: Hold my ale I'll be back in 10 minutes

Posted by: 18-1 at August 08, 2025 10:14 AM (t0Rmr)

216 184 If that was my grandmother the perp would have wished he got a prison sentence.
Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 09:5

This is where it all leads. We've already seen a few instances of it, the dad that killed the guy that assaulted his daughter the former mma fighter that chased down and shot at a guy.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 08, 2025 10:00 AM

"Why, Gary, why?!"
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2025 10:02 AM (kgE5c)

Gary Plauche did nothing wrong.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at August 08, 2025 10:14 AM (xcxpd)

217 212 Time keeps on slippin’, slippin’
Into the future

We had to hang up touring. You know with the fires and floods and all.

Posted by: Steve Miller at August 08, 2025 10:14 AM (HcoTw)

218 The WNBA dildo thing cracks me up.

If those dykes any sense (or sense of humor) they’d embrace it.

Posted by: Bulg at August 08, 2025 10:14 AM (77rzZ)

219 Who's the playa that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
(Lute)
Ya damn right


Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at August 08, 2025 10:14 AM (cduTK)

220 No book containing bare boobs should be allowed in any public schools or library
In TX the penalty should be being stripped and whipped in public

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at August 08, 2025 10:14 AM (BQmkT)

221 "What am I? Chopped liver?
Posted by: Alberto Vargas "

BLINK BLINK

Posted by: Don Martin at August 08, 2025 10:15 AM (vFG9F)

222 Ticket sales might have sucked too.

Posted by: Steve Miller at August 08, 2025 10:15 AM (HcoTw)

223 There were triplet boys on the next street growing up. Identical, except one's skull was vaguely crescent moon shaped. Said he was squished in the womb between the others.

They were funny. If you asked Richard if he wanted to play baseball, he'd answer, "I'll play if Jimmy plays". Then Jimmy would say, "I'll play if Robert plays". It was always all three, or none.

Posted by: Astaire, Buchanan, Fabray at August 08, 2025 10:15 AM (G5+As)

224 flyin' green & purple dildos

***********

It's Mardi Gras all over again.

Posted by: muldoon at August 08, 2025 10:15 AM (I0N4X)

225 Want better tips, best show the nips.

Posted by: Sports Illustrated PR team at August 08, 2025 10:16 AM (s9EN2)

226 225 Want better tips, best show the nips

To keep the customers in place, cover that face

Posted by: Steve Miller at August 08, 2025 10:17 AM (HcoTw)

227 The face kind of looks like a Bruegel.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 08, 2025 10:17 AM (XvL8K)

228 226-I laughed. Dogs looked at me.

Posted by: Sports Illustrated PR team at August 08, 2025 10:18 AM (s9EN2)

229 I think we've been bamboozled?

This isn't a painting, it's AI. I mean, the head of that gal, what?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 08, 2025 10:18 AM (IIsq3)

230 Want better tips, best show the nips

Sir this is an applebees

Posted by: 18-1 at August 08, 2025 10:18 AM (t0Rmr)

231 Thats two

Posted by: Sports Illustrated PR team at August 08, 2025 10:19 AM (s9EN2)

232 Not a fan.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 08, 2025 10:20 AM (mlg/3)

233 Federal Investigators Compile Evidence of Systematic Hamas Aid Theft, Undercutting Leaked USAID 'Report'

-
I'm flabbergasted!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 08, 2025 10:21 AM (L/fGl)

234 The guy who was arrested for tossing the dildo was a victim of phallus imprisonment...

Posted by: muldoon at August 08, 2025 10:21 AM (I0N4X)

235 That art is awful. Would never hang. What did he do to the side of her face?

Posted by: Nova Local at August 08, 2025 10:21 AM (tOcjL)

236
This is where it all leads. We've already seen a few instances of it, the dad that killed the guy that assaulted his daughter the former mma fighter that chased down and shot at a guy.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 08, 2025 10:00 AM


there should be a Gary Plauché award for Excellence in Room Temperaturing Pedos

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 08, 2025 10:21 AM (tljrc)

237 I think a wnba team should lean into the green dildo and make it a mascot.

I also think they should lean into their attitude some and name the teams like the harpies, the sirens, TikTok avengers, Boss Gurls.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 08, 2025 10:22 AM (OA79/)

238 Her extra chromosome is no obstacle to her finding love.

Posted by: Milesdei at August 08, 2025 10:24 AM (NtjJ0)

239 Warning to all dildo-throwing WNBA "fans"-the silicone rubber preserves fingerprints well. So wear gloves. Maybe for more than one reason.

Posted by: Forensick Files at August 08, 2025 10:25 AM (G5+As)

240 Looks like Greta Thunberg with all her extra chromosomes. Would not hang.

We need more art that looks like Sidney and Margot, not this hot mess.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at August 08, 2025 10:26 AM (WCo3d)

241 "Why, Gary, why?!"
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2025 10:02 AM (kgE5c)

Gary Plauche did nothing wrong.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at August 08, 2025 10:14 AM


Didn't say he did. In fact, let's watch Brandon Herrera and co. have fun with it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LBxCI3IZrc

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2025 10:26 AM (kgE5c)

242 All you critics! Come on, turn the lights off she'll be great!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 08, 2025 10:27 AM (uWKK8)

243 I saw this futbol match on YouTube from France. It was boys u-13 team vs a top wymynses team. Not the national team but a team right below it or something.

The boys absolutely dominated. They weren’t even really trying it was a scrimmage for them. Straight up embarrassed the gurrrls.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 08, 2025 10:27 AM (AiNp4)

244 It's like her face is elongated- not a fan

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 08, 2025 10:27 AM (hlNLQ)

245 Considering how often Ace posts about comics and Disney, we don't get more comic art, digital art, gels, illustrations...

Graffiti, tattoos, ...
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 08, 2025 10:01 AM (JvZF+)

I’ve posted before I’d like to see the art of Tyrus Wong. Amazing story . He did a lot of original art for Disney including the background of Bambi.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 10:28 AM (VofaG)

246 The face kind of looks like a Bruegel.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

*********

Wowzer! That's a boogie woogie Bruegel, boy!

Posted by: muldoon at August 08, 2025 10:29 AM (I0N4X)

247 Maybe an elongated face could better accommodate an elongated something else. Just sayin’.

Posted by: Bulg at August 08, 2025 10:29 AM (77rzZ)

248 Her face became slightly spaghettifid during her space trip.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at August 08, 2025 10:30 AM (iTjp2)

249 If the Texas House Speaker was a conservative, they probably could have, but he’s a CofC / GOP-e “Republican” who got some of the Republicans and all of the Democrats to vote for him for Speaker
---
Burrows is from Lubbock.

The Chamber of Commerce is a big deal there still.
They never met a tax increase or a spending project they didn't support.
Because, either way, their members--dominated by the same 5 or so large construction companies (e.g. Lee Lewis)--are going to get awarded bids to do the work.

IIRC, the Dildo Police mayor that I mentioned a while back, was supported by them.
His red light camera project was great because one of their members got the bid to install and run them.

PS: To "be" someone in Lubbock, you have to go to the Broadway Church of Christ. That was the center hub of the assholes that hated Mike Leach and conspired to run him off. To be replaced by their favored "Pine Box" Tommy Tubberville. I still don't trust Tommy.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 08, 2025 10:30 AM (IIsq3)

250 Tyrus Wong sounds like the name of a male porn star.

Posted by: Bulg at August 08, 2025 10:30 AM (77rzZ)

251 Some art should never leave the studio. Or even the painter's mind.

Posted by: Tinfoil Dispenser at August 08, 2025 10:31 AM (ERYKL)

252 Lute Olsen could not be reached for comment.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 08, 2025 10:31 AM (MZ+PY)

253 @245 I always thought the Monument Valley-ish backgrounds in the old Wile E. Coyote cartoons were well done.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 08, 2025 10:31 AM (36PRH)

254 I’ve posted before I’d like to see the art of Tyrus Wong. Amazing story.
Posted by: polynikes
_______

Amazing name. I'm picturing a Chinese linebacker.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 08, 2025 10:31 AM (XvL8K)

255 Looks like AI was invented in the 17 c

all the proportions are off on these creatures

Posted by: kallisto at August 08, 2025 10:32 AM (dCxaZ)

256 Tyrus Wong sounds like the name of a male porn star.
Posted by: Bulg at August 08, 2025 10:30 AM


Well, back in the 80's and 90's Boston's primary ballet venue was sponsored by Wang. So...going to see ballet at the Wang Center. Totally not gay sounding.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2025 10:33 AM (kgE5c)

257 ha!

reminds me of my days hanging out backstage

except I didn't have man-hands and a faux face pasted on to my real face

Posted by: kallisto at August 08, 2025 10:33 AM (dCxaZ)

258 Sum ting wong

Posted by: Bulg at August 08, 2025 10:34 AM (77rzZ)

259 It's not fair. The Mona Lisa was stolen once, The Scream was stolen twice, but this thing has never been luted.

Posted by: Bunko Squad at August 08, 2025 10:35 AM (G5+As)

260 The WNBA dildo thing cracks me up.
who has mode the sport
If those dykes any sense (or sense of humor) they’d embrace it.
- - - -
This is happening right when:
A. They have a generational talent who has brought more viewers new fans that they could have ever imagined -- but she's straight and white, so they are doing everything they can to destroy her.

B. They are demanding they be paid on par with NBA players.

I don't think it's a coincidence that dildos are being thrown on the court now, in its own way, it is a response to the above.

Posted by: Luther Vandros at August 08, 2025 10:35 AM (GbwPZ)

261 Roemer? I just met her!

Posted by: Rimshot at August 08, 2025 10:35 AM (Dso5d)

262 the female was a legit professional diddler of the patrons

no respectable woman would be showing her knee, let alone the boobage

prolly harboring quite a few microbes under the skirt, as are her customers

yeesh

Posted by: kallisto at August 08, 2025 10:36 AM (dCxaZ)

263 Looks like a retarded Alfred E. Neuman in drag.

Posted by: Happy at August 08, 2025 10:36 AM (K+m48)

264 And if the WNBA players complain the dildo throwing only happening to them because they’re women , they need to check out the various things that has happened in the men’s pro sports leagues for decades.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 10:38 AM (VofaG)

265 Must be a Hapsburg kid

Posted by: Erik L at August 08, 2025 10:38 AM (xofyr)

266 Daily Caller@DailyCaller
PELOSI: “We are hoping that we can have gender-affirming care for our trans kids.”

-
For the children!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 08, 2025 10:39 AM (L/fGl)

267 It's not fair. The Mona Lisa was stolen once, The Scream was stolen twice, but this thing has never been luted.

Posted by: Bunko Squad


Heard of one person who claimed to have. Turned out to be a dirty lyre.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 08, 2025 10:39 AM (OUMaO)

268 What would The Savannah Bananas do?

Posted by: Always the right question at August 08, 2025 10:39 AM (Dso5d)

269 256 Tyrus Wong sounds like the name of a male porn star.
Posted by: Bulg at August 08, 2025 10:30 AM

Well, back in the 80's and 90's Boston's primary ballet venue was sponsored by Wang. So...going to see ballet at the Wang Center. Totally not gay sounding.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2025 10:33 AM (kgE5c)
----
I bet there was a lot of Wang Chunging at Wang Center during the 1980s.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 08, 2025 10:39 AM (36PRH)

270 Do lute players have lutefisk breath? My explain that woman's face and expression

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 08, 2025 10:40 AM (eadC4)

271 Posted by: kallisto at August 08, 2025 10:36 AM (dCxaZ)

Paris in the 1800’s was the syphilis capital of the world.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 10:40 AM (VofaG)

272 >>The guy who was arrested for tossing the dildo was a victim of phallus imprisonment.

You're saying he was falsely penalized?

Posted by: Luther Vandros at August 08, 2025 10:40 AM (GbwPZ)

273 @268 Hopefully stay far away from my town.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 08, 2025 10:41 AM (36PRH)

274 There’s a guuurrlll soccer league in existence as well. I wonder if dildos are happening there. I’m
Not sure when their season is.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 08, 2025 10:41 AM (AiNp4)

275 Holy shit, it's Greta!!!!

Posted by: Elric at August 08, 2025 10:41 AM (iFTx/)

276 With cannon fire? Bravo! I had a house about a mile from a military base, no need for alarms in the morning. Reveille was followed by mortar fire or something that sounded like that. Every weekday morning.

Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at August 08, 2025 09:57 AM (cduTK)

Overture of 1812 is on the playlist, although the symphony we watch the most, Frankfurt Radio Symphony, does not have a good rendition of it (we're doing Tchaikowsky's No. 4 right now). The best "1812" I've seen so far was in Spain. I think it was a hybrid high school/community band outdoor concert, but they had a cannon, a hidden horn section in the audience and a BELL TOWER, which you don't see very often!

Posted by: pookysgirl, starting off the morning with Tchaikowsky at August 08, 2025 10:41 AM (Wt5PA)

277 There is something incredibly wrong with that head.

It's not just the face, it's that the Z-Axis is all wrong.

That head is too _deep_.

Posted by: XTC at August 08, 2025 10:41 AM (UnA8+)

278 It's like MC Escher decided to try a portrait.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 08, 2025 10:41 AM (jfvTO)

279 I do need to watch Kentucky Fried Movie again. Wonder if it held up. I remember it being side splitting funny when it was released.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 10:42 AM (VofaG)

280 Daily Caller@DailyCaller
PELOSI: “We are hoping that we can have gender-affirming care for our trans kids.”


"we"
"our"

That is exactly what is wrong with this.
They are not your kids, and "we" are not raising them, nor should "we" have in interest or stake in their sexual identity.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2025 10:42 AM (GbwPZ)

281 Politico is such a garbage rag.

If it was a secret conservative plot to ensure Democrats never know what is going on, it might make sense.

Currently, they're trying to assure their readers that there is no way, no how that anyone from the Obama and Biden administrations are going to be arrested.

That tells me they are definitely and almost certain to be arrests soon.
And they need the sheep to stay calm just a bit longer so they can plot and execute their escape.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 08, 2025 10:42 AM (IIsq3)

282 276 Overture of 1812 is on the playlist, although the symphony we watch the most, Frankfurt Radio Symphony, does not have a good rendition of it (we're doing Tchaikowsky's No. 4 right now). The best "1812" I've seen so far was in Spain. I think it was a hybrid high school/community band outdoor concert, but they had a cannon, a hidden horn section in the audience and a BELL TOWER, which you don't see very often!
Posted by: pookysgirl, starting off the morning with Tchaikowsky at August 08, 2025 10:41 AM (Wt5PA)

http://tiny.cc/ahxq001

Posted by: tankdemon at August 08, 2025 10:44 AM (jfvTO)

283 Seeing on X that Trump go a big win in court. The Boasberg contempt case has been dismissed.

Hoping this means they can move forward with TdA removals.

Posted by: WisRich at August 08, 2025 10:45 AM (G0vdT)

284 The reaction to all the info coming out, as well as the knowledge of the continuing investigations , is rather muted. The Dems either don't know how to respond or they're scared shitless. Either way , cool

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 08, 2025 10:46 AM (eadC4)

285 277 There is something incredibly wrong with that head.

It's not just the face, it's that the Z-Axis is all wrong.

That head is too _deep_.
Posted by: XTC

I'm guessing he originally painted the face of a nobleman's daughter and he had to paint over it to avoid arrest.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 10:47 AM (Dv3i1)

286 so, any guitar players on here ???

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 10:47 AM (g47mK)

287
They have a generational talent who has brought more viewers new fans that they could have ever imagined

__________

The white Jackie Robinson. But a lot of players and owners recognized that he could make the game a better one.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 10:47 AM (kkTda)

288 y'all can relate, ja ?

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 10:47 AM (g47mK)

289 Ain't gonna bump no more with a big fat woman.

Posted by: Case at August 08, 2025 10:48 AM (NnONT)

290 Funny, I was just listening to ZZ Top "Ten foot pole" before I opened this post.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 08, 2025 10:48 AM (pkNkh)

291 272 >>The guy who was arrested for tossing the dildo was a victim of phallus imprisonment.

You're saying he was falsely penalized?
--

He'll be locked away in a penile institution.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 10:48 AM (Dv3i1)

292 Oh, so none of you gonna mention you can get a Whataburger today for 6 bits?

(That's 75 cents, for our readers in Rio Linda)

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 08, 2025 10:48 AM (IIsq3)

293 A Leftist lies as easily as it breathes. They even lie when it’s not necessary. They have no honor or character and will bring others down with them just so they’re not the only one. That includes their own supposed allies. They are for the most part ignorant narcissists.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 10:49 AM (VofaG)

294 289 Ain't gonna bump no more with a big fat woman.
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If you're talking about the painting, that leg doesn't belong to a fat woman. If you're talking about something else, well then you've probably shared enough.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 10:50 AM (Dv3i1)

295 The white Jackie Robinson. But a lot of players and owners recognized that he could make the game a better one.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 10:47 AM (kkTd

I’ll not watch a WNBA game but I think affect wise she’s a Magic Johnson /Larry Bird wrapped into one package.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 10:51 AM (VofaG)

296 Eric Daugherty@EricLDaugh
BREAKING: Senator Lisa Murkowski (R-AK) PLUMMETS to just 33% favorability rating, 60% negative - a staggering decline of 28 points since April of this year, per new Alaska Survey Research poll.
HUGE yikes.

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Gosh! That's a shame!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 08, 2025 10:51 AM (L/fGl)

297 wonder if dildos are happening there. I’m
Not sure when their season is.

Dildo season???

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 08, 2025 10:53 AM (vIK95)

298 so, any guitar players on here ???
Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 10:47 AM (g47mK)
____

Me

Posted by: Elric at August 08, 2025 10:53 AM (iFTx/)

299
BREAKING: Senator Lisa Murkowski (R-AK) PLUMMETS to just 33% favorability rating, 60% negative - a staggering decline of 28 points since April of this year, per new Alaska Survey Research poll.
HUGE yikes.

_________

She'll be re-elected with no problem.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 10:53 AM (kkTda)

300 http://tiny.cc/ahxq001

Posted by: tankdemon at August 08, 2025 10:44 AM (jfvTO)

I had that strip hanging outside my dorm room door when I was a sophomore!

Posted by: pookysgirl, not a music major at August 08, 2025 10:54 AM (Wt5PA)

301
Dildo season???
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 08, 2025 10:53 AM (vIK95)

_________

Vibrator season!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 10:54 AM (kkTda)

302 Eric Daugherty@EricLDaugh
BREAKING: Senator Lisa Murkowski (R-AK) PLUMMETS to just 33% favorability rating, 60% negative - a staggering decline of 28 points since April of this year, per new Alaska Survey Research poll.
HUGE yikes.

-
Gosh! That's a shame!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 08, 2025 10:51 AM


Ranked choice voting, bitchez! I'm here for life!

Posted by: L. Murkowski at August 08, 2025 10:54 AM (kgE5c)

303 Yeah, and never posted an R. Crumb, either!

Posted by: Fritz the Cat at August 08, 2025 10:02 AM (G5+As)

I did on an ONT a long time ago.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at August 08, 2025 10:54 AM (L5An7)

304 She'll be re-elected with no problem.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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I think she has worn out her welcome with Dems and GOP voters.

You can only be an asshole and ignore your constituent's wishes for so long even with ranked order voting.

Posted by: whig at August 08, 2025 10:55 AM (ctrM5)

305 Brazilian woman granted asylum in Europe after ‘misgendering’ a politician

excerpt -
Hilton took revenge, reporting Cêpa, who was then 29 years old, to the police and filing a complaint. The police interrogated Cêpa in January 2022, and she found out in June after being contacted by a Brazilian reporter that she was being charged with five counts of “social racism” for her “transphobic” social media posts. In addition to her comments about Hilton, the public prosecutor had closely examined her social media accounts for other “transphobic comments” and added them to the charges.

Link to story in LifeSite news -
https://tinyurl.com/ydb3p7kf

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 10:55 AM (Dv3i1)

306 I've been watching a Japanese carpenter on the toks.

1) holy crap but he is an artist

2) they have #1 grade lumber to work with (no knots); Idk where you can even get that in the US

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 08, 2025 10:55 AM (IIsq3)

307 Greta? Is that you?

Posted by: Ghost of the Tsar at August 08, 2025 10:55 AM (wh9bj)

308 >>Dildo season???

Definitely Spring.
Not Fall.
Womp, womp!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2025 10:55 AM (GbwPZ)

309 291 272 >>The guy who was arrested for tossing the dildo was a victim of phallus imprisonment.

You're saying he was falsely penalized?
--

He'll be locked away in a penile institution.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 10:48 AM (Dv3i1)


You'd have to be a ding dong to throw away a perfectly good dildo.

Posted by: Chlamydia Thundershart at August 08, 2025 10:55 AM (OA79/)

310 South Park, in its latest episode, lampooned Kristi Noem as a glammed-up ICE agent who loves Botox, kills puppies and arrests anyone who is Hispanic. It was hilarious. Especially when ICE raided Heaven.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 08, 2025 10:57 AM (/ZZp0)

311 >>Brazilian woman granted asylum in Europe after ‘misgendering’ a politician


Uhhhh, she knows she will be arrested and jailed for misgendering on social media in Europe, too, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2025 10:57 AM (GbwPZ)

312 Well, he ought to know.

James Cameron Cautions Against AI Weaponization, Warns of “Terminator” Style Apocalypse

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 08, 2025 10:58 AM (L/fGl)

313 Meanwhile in Canada -

OTTAWA (LifeSiteNews) — Canada is now offering 12 months of income for LGBT-identifying refugees moving to Canada.

The Government of Canada, under the Liberal Party, is encouraging “LGBTQI+” refugees to move to Canada by offering them taxpayer-funded income for up to 12 months in addition to various other programs.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 10:59 AM (Dv3i1)

314 >>James Cameron Cautions Against AI Weaponization, Warns of “Terminator” Style Apocalypse


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE PEOPLE PUSHING AI ARE HUMANITY HATING TRANSHUMANISTS WHO WANT TO CREATE HUMAN-MACHINE HYBRIDS.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 08, 2025 11:00 AM (GbwPZ)

315 284 The Dems either don't know how to respond or they're scared shitless. Either way , cool
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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I would say both. The problem for the Dems is no one gives a shit about whether Comey, Clapper, and other old white Deep State assholes get procedural charges sending them to prison. The nation has even moved on from the Clintons.

Protecting Deep State apparatchiks is simply not a popular move and the new left wants them out anyway so they can seize power in the Dems internal civil war.

Obama would be the main issue and even there, Shit Midas has lost his connection with the people. Thus, the Nixon treatment as an unindicted co conspirator is not going to move people to the streets like even a George Floyd did.

Epstein and Covid are the jokers here as the shit from both of those situations is likely to splatter a bit on individuals from both parties.

Posted by: whig at August 08, 2025 11:00 AM (ctrM5)

316 A bit singular is 12.5 cents? Off to look up origin of two bits.

Posted by: Sports Illustrated PR team at August 08, 2025 11:01 AM (s9EN2)

317 Off to look up origin of two bits.
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Shave and a haircut?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 11:02 AM (Dv3i1)

318 Bits and bobs are English terms

Posted by: ... at August 08, 2025 11:03 AM (I7DM/)

319 310 South Park, in its latest episode, lampooned Kristi Noem as a glammed-up ICE agent who loves Botox, kills puppies and arrests anyone who is Hispanic. It was hilarious. Especially when ICE raided Heaven.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram
======
The South Park creators use the same lawyer who was the sugar daddy lawyer and confidante of Hunter Biden. So no, the South Park crew aren't courageous, brave, nor even funny to me. Same with Epstein friend Groening and the Simpsons. Apparently his hygiene was so bad that even Epstein's hired help could not deal with it.

Posted by: whig at August 08, 2025 11:03 AM (ctrM5)

320 Two bits is Mexican. Cut coins into 8 pieces.

Posted by: Sports Illustrated PR team at August 08, 2025 11:03 AM (s9EN2)

321 There's 2 different women pictured here, one much older than the smiley faced young child. And that is the only interesting facet.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at August 08, 2025 11:05 AM (hKoQL)

322 316 A bit singular is 12.5 cents? Off to look up origin of two bits.
Posted by: Sports Illustrated PR team at August 08, 2025 11:01 AM (s9EN2)

Peso- peices of eight. Two bits was one quarter. At the time the phrase was coined (SWIDT?) a peso and a dollar were of roughly equal value.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 08, 2025 11:20 AM (jfvTO)

323 Wanted to be Caravaggio, but he wasn't. The painting is a monstrosity.

Posted by: Anacleto Mitraglia at August 08, 2025 12:05 PM (SMXXD)

324 The musician has eight fingers on his right hand.

Posted by: mrp at August 08, 2025 12:11 PM (rj6Yv)

325 The artist is obviously superb. The lighting on the clothing is striking, the musician is perfectly represented to capture the emotion of the moment, and the young lady's bodily posture is perfectly described.
But...
The young lady's head and ear behind the face is oriented further into the background behind her face. He face is oriented more toward us which is the first oddity. The second oddity is her face which is not of the same artistic craftmanship as the rest of the painting.
IMHO, this indicates that her face was added later, not by the same artist, or the artist was in a state of decline when it was changed.

Posted by: john at August 08, 2025 12:54 PM (nEWxZ)

326 A roemer is a wine glass with bulbous top and thick hollow stem covered with buttons for better grip by hands greasy from eating without cutlery. Often included in high class paintings, sometimes the stem is wrapped in gold. Terbrugghen not a first class talent ...

Posted by: Ann Thompson at August 08, 2025 02:58 PM (F99a0)

327 Beer goggles engaged!

Posted by: Brewskis at August 08, 2025 03:28 PM (ck8Ep)

The Morning Report — 8/8/25

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Good morning kids. Democrat/Leftist hypocrisy in service of tyrannical evil tops the news on the domestic side, with the Democrat scum Texas Flee Circus at the top of the heap. In complete abrogation of their oaths of office, rather than do their duty as they had sworn by debating and then voting on the plan to redraw congressional districts, which would have bolstered the GOP's majority of seats in the state, and is something the vast majority of Texans voted for and want, these filthy criminals hit the road and fled to Illinois and New York. And speaking of my former home state, its wax works harridan of a governor announced this:

Governor Kathy Hochul (D-NY) said Thursday on MSNBC’s “The Weeknight” that everyone should stand up and not let the FBI “hunt down” the 50 Texas Democrat legislators who left the state to avoid a vote on redistricting.

The Democrat Party is a lawless, insurrectionist terrorist organization dressed in the trappings of a political party, that has been undermining our nation and society in its unslakable lust for absolute power for over 200 years. From slavery, to civil war, to government-sanctioned racism and concentration camps for the Nisei, to election rigging,

Dear FBI, anyone and everyone including this slithering cadaver who gets in the way of your agents doing their duty should have the cuffs slapped on them and hauled off to a jail cell. But as we all know, lawlessness is as lawlessness does. And on that note, the beatdown from a corrupt leftist controlled/manipulated judiciary goes on:

U.S. District Judge Kathleen Williams—an Obama appointee, naturally—issued a temporary restraining order Thursday to halt construction at Florida's migrant detention facility, dubbed "Alligator Alcatraz.”  The 14-day order stops all construction projects at the facility, including lighting, paving, excavation, and fencing, though it doesn't affect current detainees. Williams justified her decision by claiming environmental concerns, citing potential damage to "sensitive wetlands" and threats to "protected plants and animals." 

Can you hear my eyes rolling? Let's be crystal clear about what's really happening here: This judge prioritized hypothetical environmental damage over actual border security and the safety of American citizens.

And Psaki-Psircling back to my railing against the Democrats' history of misery, evil and crime:

The battle between Texas and Democrat states over gerrymandering seems likely to touch on the biggest driver of Democrat gerrymandering which fundamentally altered the political balance of power in state after state. Louisiana v. Callais is likely headed for a big Supreme Court decision that will fundamentally change how the Voting Rights Act enforces minority districts.

There’s nothing to celebrate about the 60th anniversary of the VRA, a civil rights era relic which long ago stopped fighting segregation and instead enforced partisan gerrymandering with no end in sight. When the Supreme Court began allowing VRA ‘monitoring’ of elections in some states to sunset, Democrats cried that segregation and slavery were about to come back.But for all the talk of democracy and racism, Louisiana v. Callais shows what keeping the zombie VRA alive is really about. The case is about whether federal courts can force Louisiana to create two Democrat congressional seats under the guise of creating two black seats. It’s a common form of gerrymandering that uses race as a trojan horse for mandating Dem seats.

When heavily gerrymandered Democrat states like California, New York and Illinois eliminate Republican seats, that’s not seen as a Voting Rights Act violation even though much as Democrat seats are disproportionately minority, Republican seats are disproportionately white.

Democrats are not fighting to keep the VRA alive because they care about black people, but because they care about maintaining the racially gerrymandered seats produced by VRA abuses.

Given the miracle of the Dobbs decision that dismantled the evil of Roe v. Wade, and the torrent of vitriol and actual terrorism against pro-life organizations and churches as well as average citizens

Man Who Brutally Beat Elderly Pro-Lifers Dodges Prison Time — He was sentenced to only one year of home detention after the brutal attack outside a Planned Parenthood facility.


As we discussed on the latest episode of the podcast, the notion that the Russia Collusion hoax pimps/purveyors will be prosecuted let alone convicted are slim to none.

Most especially Barack Hussein Obama, because of the firestorm of racialist violence it would unleash that will make the 2020 Summer of Floyd look like a smoldering cigarette butt drooping from his purple dog-eating lips. Given all of that do you think that SCOTUS especially this one is going to even hint at reversing the hideous VRA?!


Moving on to the international scene, this item caught my eye this morning:

The Trump administration on Thursday offered a $50 million reward for information leading to the arrest of Venezuelan dictator Nicolás Maduro. “Maduro uses foreign terrorist organizations like [Tren de Aragua], Sinaloa and Cartel of the Suns to bring deadly drugs and violence into our country,” Attorney General Pam Bondi said in a video posted on X. The Drug Enforcement Administration has thus far seized 30 tons of cocaine linked to Maduro and his associates, Bondi said, and “nearly seven tons linked to Maduro himself, which represents a primary source of income for the deadly cartels based in Venezuela and Mexico.”

One wonders if this is a shot across the bow against Brazil's commie dictator Lula Da Silva, who fancies himself as a Bolivarian anti-Trump. Hopefully Maduro goes the way of Manuel Noriega late of Panama and this mortal coil.

And in the Middle East, as we also discussed on the podcast, it looks as if Israel at long last is going to re-occupy Gaza in part if not completely in a final bid to free the remaining hostages and stomp out Hamas.

Israel’s political-security cabinet approved a plan early on Friday to take control of Gaza City, as the country expands its military operations despite intensifying criticism at home and abroad over the devastating almost two-year-old war. “The IDF will prepare to take control of Gaza City while providing humanitarian aid to the civilian population outside the combat zones,” Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s office said in a statement, referring to the Israeli Defence Forces.

Let's hope the Israelis have finally rejected the insanity of land for peace.

Israel Can’t Win Without Beating the Muslim Brotherhood And the same is true for America.


Certainly this is true, but at the end of the day what is the muslim Brotherhood? And what is Hamas, Hezbollah and all the rest, be they head choppers, Islamikaze suicide bombers or merely ululate and pass out candy when Jews are raped, beheaded and roasted alive in front of their parents? All of them are ISLAM.

And whatever became of this effort. Yeah go after Maduro, but I think this is pretty damned crucial as well.


Congressman Randy Fine Introduces a Bill to Designate CAIR as a Foreign Terrorist Organization

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1 coming in hot and hard ladies,, hot and hard!

Posted by: flyin' green dildo at August 08, 2025 07:36 AM (5hfjS)

2 Happy Fricking Friday

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 07:36 AM (gbOdA)

3 happy FRIDAY!!!

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at August 08, 2025 07:37 AM (nXhwP)

4 Good morning horde! Happy Friday!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 08, 2025 07:37 AM (ExV1e)

5 I alerted the tech thread.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 08, 2025 07:38 AM (ExV1e)

6 i've needed this weekend, even if it is time to move sturm jr to college.

i'm over work. maybe i can win the powerball and retire. plus it would allow me to upgrade from the cardboard membership...

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at August 08, 2025 07:38 AM (nXhwP)

7
Good morning, Hordians. Took a 400 mg Gabapentin before going to bed and it knocked me right out. Slept until 6:15.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 07:38 AM (kkTda)

8 Yonder Horde

"Hunting Democrats" should be a national past time.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 08, 2025 07:39 AM (Q4IgG)

9 I saw the Waxworks Harridans open for the Dresden Dolls at the 930 Club.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 08, 2025 07:40 AM (kpS4V)

10 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 08, 2025 07:40 AM (u82oZ)

11 Good morning!

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at August 08, 2025 07:41 AM (0I+GC)

12 1 coming in hot and hard ladies,, hot and hard!
Posted by: flyin' green dildo at August 08, 2025 07:36 AM (5hfjS)


I saw the Flyin Green Dildoes open for the Flying Burrito Brothers and Flying Lizards at the Bottom Line in '81

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2025 07:41 AM (x0n13)

13 Wiullowede:

{{{TecumsehTea }}}

Blessings to you for a quick recovery.

There are easier ways to meet cute doctors.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 08, 2025 07:42 AM (u82oZ)

14 Magnificent collection of links! MR is the best news source I know. Thank you JJ.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 08, 2025 07:45 AM (kL7AM)

15 great write up as always, jj. thanks for all the commentary.

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at August 08, 2025 07:46 AM (nXhwP)

16 Abolishing the family? Of course. Likewise the Church. These goals were enunciated a long time ago. That people evince surprise and shock over this is disappointing.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 08, 2025 07:46 AM (UseAb)

17 The J.J. commentary make staid news pop!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 08, 2025 07:47 AM (u82oZ)

18 Hadrian the Seventh

Did the dogs lick you awake?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 08, 2025 07:48 AM (u82oZ)

19 The irony of wishing to abolish the family is that it is the only social model within which communism actually can function without disaster.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 08, 2025 07:48 AM (UseAb)

20 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 07:48 AM (rqka2)

21 Thank you JJ and happy Friday!

This judge that halted construction at alligator Alcatraz…. I’m really sick of the tyrants in black robes. I believe I’ve changed my mind; I’m temperamentally conservative and until now felt Trump et al should play the long game and get such cases overturned by sane judges. But now I’m ready for Trump, DeSantis whoever to tell these judges to pound sand. They’re out of control

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 08, 2025 07:49 AM (FNvF+)

22 Democratic Socialists of America Hold Panel on Abolishing the Family
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At least they admit it. Reminds me of the line at the start of Waugh's Men at Arms, about the Hitler-Stalin pact. (From memory). "There stood the enemy, huge and horrible. It was the Modern Age in arms."

Posted by: Eeyore at August 08, 2025 07:49 AM (od0dV)

23
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 08, 2025 07:49 AM (tljrc)

24 The Burrito bros folded in early 70s I did actually see them at the new T party, not the old one in the synagogue
NPR found a lost video from Jan 6 showing a Jam 6 "tourist" repeatedly calling on the other tourists to kill the police
He was appointed to Trump's DOJ in a high position
Anyone want to Google that and further comment on "lawlessness" in politics?

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at August 08, 2025 07:50 AM (fLweb)

25 Governor Kathy Hochul (D-NY) said Thursday on MSNBC’s “The Weeknight” that everyone should stand up and not let the FBI “hunt down” the 50 Texas Democrat legislators who left the state to avoid a vote on redistricting.
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Why not? I mean, besides the obvious reason of Party preference.

I have no idea if I am right, but it *looks* straightforward to me:
1. The Texas Democrat congressmen have fled the state to avoid performing their duties as congressmen.
2. Fleeing the state to avoid performing congressional duties is a violation of Texas law
3. Texas demands extradition of the fled congressmen back to Texas so they can face prosecution
4. The destination state refused extradition

Correct me if I am wrong (seriously), but isn't this one of those fairly rare examples of the legitimate and constitutional uses of federal police powers? This is an extradition disagreement between two states.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 07:51 AM (6bTRc)

26 >Texas Flee Circus
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well done!

Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 07:51 AM (AOsQT)

27
I am in favor of abolishing families:


The Clintons, Pelosis, Bidens, and Bushes....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2025 07:52 AM (x0n13)

28 I’ll have 2 Green Dildos and a side of lard please.

Posted by: Lizzie, Sloppy Fat Fuck at August 08, 2025 07:52 AM (9GE2E)

29 Tecumseh Tea, I saw your German info. I can't pronounce it, but I appreciate knowing it exists!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2025 07:53 AM (omVj0)

30 And in the Middle East, as we also discussed on the podcast, it looks as if Israel at long last is going to re-occupy Gaza in part if not completely in a final bid to free the remaining hostages and stomp out Hamas.
____

Recall that Jews lived in Gaza along with their Arab (not so peaceful) neighbors as recently as 2005. Also, Gaza was Egyptian territory up until 1967 when they gambled and lost with war on Israel. No one ever asks why Egypt doesn't demand the territory back

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 07:53 AM (Dv3i1)

31 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at August 08, 2025 07:53 AM (53oGX)

32 Hochul: We Are Not Letting FBI ‘Hunt Down’ Texas Dems

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I'd lay $$$ down that this communist beaverface was fully supportive of the FBI hunting down grandmas who were "parading" in DC on 1/6.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 08, 2025 07:54 AM (qBdHI)

33
Did the dogs lick you awake?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 08, 2025 07:48 AM (u82oZ)


No. Frequently I have to rouse them from their sighthound slumber to go out. Afterwards, Diana hops on the bed and licks Her Majesty awake.

Varus (The Big Dummy) will whine piteously unless he's let loose as well. He will trot to the bedroom and nuzzle HM before lying down at the foot of the bed like a noble Hound should.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 07:54 AM (kkTda)

34 They’re out of control
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 08, 2025 07:49 AM (FNvF+)

I think it's pretty clear by now that this judicial obstructionism (insurrectionism) will not be stopped or deterred even by the Supreme Court. It's a concerted plan, formed almost two years ago by a cabal centered at Georgetown Law School.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 08, 2025 07:54 AM (UseAb)

35 I don't really understand the whole launching of dildos at the WNBA players., aside from it showing in a sophomoric way a dislike of women's basketball and the obnoxious attitude of some of the players . I read something in passing talking about this action with crypto currency or some financial thing. Huh?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2025 07:56 AM (2GCMq)

36 Can you hear my eyes rolling? Let's be crystal clear about what's really happening here: This judge prioritized hypothetical environmental damage over actual border security and the safety of American citizens.
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This is a wildly inaccurate statement. Nothing of the sort happened.

The judge prioritized Party objectives over law, reason or sense. The Party objective is to interfere with immigration enforcement. The judge's job was to advance that objective. The judge found a way to advance that objective. That's it.

The actual rationalization used for the ruling - in this case it was the environment (and wrongly, per my understanding of the laws/rules cited, but I dunno), but it could have been anything - is irrelevant. The judge did *not* choose to put hypothetical environmental damage over the actual security and safety of citizens. The judge *did* choose to advancing Party objectives over everything else, at all costs.

It's time to stop letting these people claim that it's a dislocation between some judge's priority X, Y or Z over some other person's priority A, B, C. It is *never* about that. Ever. It's Party Objective vs Other. Every time. Without exception.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 07:56 AM (6bTRc)

37 I think it's pretty clear by now that this judicial obstructionism (insurrectionism) will not be stopped or deterred even by the Supreme Court. It's a concerted plan, formed almost two years ago by a cabal centered at Georgetown Law School.
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It's the Jesuits!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 07:57 AM (Dv3i1)

38 I saw a news item this morning that a crypto company is behind the dildo throwing at WNBA games… they’re doing it for publicity. I find this ironically funny…. If you want attention the WNBA is one of the last places you’d go, especially with Caitlin Clark mostly injured and not playing this season

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 08, 2025 07:57 AM (FNvF+)

39 Given the miracle of the Dobbs decision that dismantled the evil of Roe v. Wade, and the torrent of vitriol and actual terrorism against pro-life organizations and churches as well as average citizens
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Party-approved terrorism isn't a crime, it's just policy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 07:57 AM (6bTRc)

40 I've suggested putting Ciampino on the Absent Friends roster several times, and even wrote to Ace directly about it. So far bupkis. AFAIK everybody loved the guy. Is there a reason why his name doesn't get posted?

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at August 08, 2025 07:57 AM (0I+GC)

41 Happy Friday, everyone! I have managed to close out a couple of tickets so I feel like I actually accomplished something at work.

All goes well, the wife and I are going to a county fair. Given my knee's condition, she has said that I am going to be using my cane. sigh

Those three magic words: "At My Age."

Posted by: NR Pax at August 08, 2025 07:58 AM (NR6c1)

42 It's time to stop letting these people claim that it's a dislocation between some judge's priority X, Y or Z over some other person's priority A, B, C. It is *never* about that. Ever. It's Party Objective vs Other. Every time. Without exception.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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Yep. You could apply same analysis to this -

Man Who Brutally Beat Elderly Pro-Lifers Dodges Prison Time — He was sentenced to only one year of home detention after the brutal attack outside a Planned Parenthood facility.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 07:59 AM (Dv3i1)

43 One wonders if this is a shot across the bow against Brazil's commie dictator Lula Da Silva, who fancies himself as a Bolivarian anti-Trump. Hopefully Maduro goes the way of Manuel Noriega late of Panama and this mortal coil.
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Eh, I kinda doubt it. This reward will never be paid, and neither will some equivalent for anyone else. Maduro - or Da Silva, or anyone similar - is not going to be captured without military action. It's irrelevant in practical terms.

So it has a different purpose. It could be as simple as marketing (like the Iraq leadership playing cards), or there could be some legal technicality that is being satisfied by making the head of state of a designated state sponsor of terrorism formally a "wanted man." I dunno.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 08:00 AM (6bTRc)

44 Another Step Toward Freeing Washington From The Union Grip

Generals Johnston and Beauregard could have done that after Bull Run but...

Oh, you mean labor unions. Never mind.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 08, 2025 08:00 AM (ExV1e)

45 38 I saw a news item this morning that a crypto company is behind the dildo throwing at WNBA games… they’re doing it for publicity. I find this ironically funny…. If you want attention the WNBA is one of the last places you’d go, especially with Caitlin Clark mostly injured and not playing this season
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 08, 2025 07:57 AM (FNvF+)

1. Throw green dildos on the floor during WNBA games
2. ???
3. Profit!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 08:01 AM (Dv3i1)

46 Congressman Randy Fine Introduces a Bill to Designate CAIR as a Foreign Terrorist Organization
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I'll take, "proposed legislation to reflect what has been obvious reality for decades, with no hope or intent to pass, written for political marketing purposes" for $500.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 08:01 AM (6bTRc)

47 > I think it's pretty clear by now that this judicial obstructionism (insurrectionism) will not be stopped or deterred even by the Supreme Court. It's a concerted plan, formed almost two years ago by a cabal centered at Georgetown Law School.
Posted by: Ordinary American
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I'm not sure it matter who, or where it was formed. It's a coordinated effort, yes. And without any sort of direction from up on high, they will continue doing what they're doing anyway. These are basically like-minded judges so of course they'll obstruct Trump.

The administration has taken to calling it a "judicial coup." It's past time they start treating as such.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 08, 2025 08:01 AM (Q4IgG)

48 Yep. You could apply same analysis to this -

Man Who Brutally Beat Elderly Pro-Lifers Dodges Prison Time — He was sentenced to only one year of home detention after the brutal attack outside a Planned Parenthood facility.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 07:59 AM (Dv3i1)
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Egg-zactly.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 08:02 AM (6bTRc)

49 Beware Progressives in Populists’ Clothing
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Maybe. But I see more of libertarians attacking us because we aren't Simon-pure Rothbard types.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 08, 2025 08:02 AM (od0dV)

50 Plan That Whole World Seemed To Hate Wasn’t Even Reviewed, EU Officials Now Admit
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Why would they bother to review a plan that gave the EU more control? To see if they could tweak it to give them even more?

Posted by: Eeyore at August 08, 2025 08:04 AM (od0dV)

51 Eggs Ackley.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at August 08, 2025 08:04 AM (0I+GC)

52 During the trial, Brice said that he was sorry for what he did and said that he “snapped” based on a comment he claimed Schaefer made to him that was racial in nature. He said, “I was having a bad day,” and that he was not an abortion activist.

The dude is white. What kind of racial remark could have possibly set him off?

And yeah, I'm annoyed that he only got one year of home detention. Basically, the attacks are going to continue.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 08, 2025 08:04 AM (NR6c1)

53 Thanks, Salty.

Wasn't really on the lookout for cute anybodies, but was trying to have a nice vacation with MrTea and the grandkids. It became a vacation none of us will forget any time soon.

Thanks to all/any here who have been praying for me. I have other, on-going health issues, so this was a big set-back for me. But God is good, and I trust He is working things out in His plans for me.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at August 08, 2025 08:05 AM (mZ/55)

54 Much of the ‘Green Energy’ Funding Was Money Laundering

If I had to guess, approximately 100%.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 08, 2025 08:05 AM (ExV1e)

55 Over Half of D.C. Carjacking Suspects Are Minors. (Imprison the parents, if they can even be found - jjs)


Endorsed with a slight modification: Imprison the parents AND their miscreant spawn in the same cell.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 08, 2025 08:05 AM (wVcYX)

56 "Over Half of D.C. Carjacking Suspects Are Minors. (Imprison the parents, if they can even be found - jjs)"

Send the little shits to CECOT forever.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at August 08, 2025 08:06 AM (0I+GC)

57 I'm not sure it matter who, or where it was formed. It's a coordinated effort, yes. And without any sort of direction from up on high, they will continue doing what they're doing anyway. These are basically like-minded judges so of course they'll obstruct Trump. ...
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 08, 2025 08:01 AM (Q4IgG)
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This is they key point that so very many people fail to understand. There are various "shot callers" throughout the Complex, but there is no unified plan. No head hencho. No dictator defining what needs to happen at all levels. There doesn't need to be and such a structure is, in reality, a liability.

Much better to just have fellow travelers who know what to do.

Upon assessment of how Nazi Germany operated, Kershaw described it as "Working Toward the Fuhrer." Hitler (or his lieutenants) didn't have to issue orders for most routine things. Those in positions of control at all levels - the social secretary of a village, the production coordinator at a factory, whatever - knew what the Fuhrer wanted and just "worked toward" it in his own way. No orders needed. No vast conspiracy. Just alignment.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 08:06 AM (6bTRc)

58 Much of the ‘Green Energy’ Funding Was Money Laundering
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Much. All. Whatever.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 08:07 AM (6bTRc)

59 Seth Rich: Dead Men Tell No Tales
Excerpt from JJ's link to the article:

"There is more than enough circumstantial evidence in Rich’s death to warrant a complete and thorough criminal investigation, to determine or disprove if Seth’s murder was committed to protect the exposure of the Russian Collusion as false from before the 2016 election. The FBI has gone to extraordinary lengths to obstruct the release of Rich’s information, citing classified documents, ongoing investigations, and other specious reasons. Why?

Rich’s death is the tip of the iceberg and is the Achilles heel of the Cabal."

May the incriminating docs be found and shared with the public.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 08:07 AM (Dv3i1)

60 Top 100!!!

Woke up in chair. Scratched around. Woot!

Posted by: scottst at August 08, 2025 08:08 AM (CiXFI)

61 "46 Congressman Randy Fine Introduces a Bill to Designate CAIR as a Foreign Terrorist Organization"

Oh for Chrissakes. I'm so sick of this protracted song and dance over CAIR. It's been 20 years. They're f*cking terrorists, our mortal enemy, and we have to introduce bills and debate it before we can even say it?

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 08, 2025 08:08 AM (UseAb)

62 "This is an extradition disagreement between two states."

Shades of Dred Scott, no? How'd that turn out?

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 08, 2025 08:09 AM (dtajH)

63
It's the Jesuits!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 07:57 AM (Dv3i1)


"The Jesuits profit by the exaggerations of their enemies. Accused of killing ten men and a dog, they triumphantly produce the dog."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 08:09 AM (kkTda)

64 G-d bless Trumps ordering of a new census!

Posted by: Danimal28 at August 08, 2025 08:09 AM (klw0w)

65 29) Tecumseh Tea, I saw your German info. I can't pronounce it, but I appreciate knowing it exists!


I didn't hear it pronounced, either, son sent it to me via email.
But you wondered if there was a German word for that feeling, and OF COURSE there is! lol
So now you know it.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at August 08, 2025 08:09 AM (mZ/55)

66 70 Baltimore Man Who Brutally Beat Pro-Lifers Faces Years In Prison.

Nah, not really. Guilty of Misdemeanor charges only. He'll be fined and have to do community service. It's Baltimore city.
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at August 07, 2025 08:12 AM (w3u3d)

Called it yesterday at 8:12 am. No real jail time.

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at August 08, 2025 08:09 AM (w3u3d)

67 Some of you guys are awfully pessimistic given what we have just lived through the last 200 days. A lot of really impossible things keep happening.

Trump has helped negotiate an end to 7 wars around the world in 7 months including a war between Rawanda and the DRC that had gone on for 3 decades and everyone said was impossible to stop.

It's Friday, the weather is spectacular, we continue to kick leftist ass while their party implodes. As long as the yellow haired honey badger is in place nothing is impossible.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 08:09 AM (viF8m)

68 Turns Out Major Climate Study Peddled By Media Relied On Bunk Data
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To be fair, I'm pretty sure all climate studies use bunk data.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 08:10 AM (Dv3i1)

69 "Over Half of D.C. Carjacking Suspects Are Minors. (Imprison the parents, if they can even be found - jjs)"

March them into meat grinders, feed the output to pigs, then shoot the pigs. I am so sick of unchecked rampant Enword Violence in this country. Trump has a real blind spot about this problem.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at August 08, 2025 08:10 AM (0I+GC)

70 Oh for Chrissakes. I'm so sick of this protracted song and dance over CAIR. It's been 20 years. They're f*cking terrorists, our mortal enemy, and we have to introduce bills and debate it before we can even say it?
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 08, 2025 08:08 AM (UseAb)
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Not even.

It's just political marketing. Fine wants something to claim he did in the next election, while actually doing nothing. He "proposed legislation" to do something obvious. That's as far as it will go, as far as it ever goes, as far as it is *designed* to go. This is pick up a talking point and do nothing. Probably 80% of Congressional activity is political marketing. Most of what they do is either obvious or outrageous, and designed to fail but accumulate talking points.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 08:11 AM (6bTRc)

71 I deeply appreciate the Horde's restraint in not bastardizing The Ballad of the Green Berets for WNBA snark.

Posted by: Zombie SSGT Barry Sadler at August 08, 2025 08:11 AM (wVcYX)

72 Good morning Horde, happy Friday. Thx JJ.
Good update on what greasy scumbags the Newsoms actually are at X and Twitchy. Wife Newsom runs NGOs involving movie making which get big bucks from the state. Wife Newsom maintains proprietary rights and gets nicely laundered money.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 08, 2025 08:11 AM (r/xMY)

73 O.K. Why wouldn't they throw them at a more high profile sport game ( ?) , aside from the fact that "
"We're dicks. We throw dildos at sports games. Become rich today!! Doesn't seem like the best advertisement for your crypto business.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2025 08:12 AM (2GCMq)

74 Texas demands extradition of the fled congressmen back to Texas so they can face prosecution

If returned, they would almost certainly not be prosecuted. They'd be forced to attend legislative sessions where they would lose a vote but they would almost certainly not be prosecuted.

Other than that, you are correct.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 08, 2025 08:13 AM (ExV1e)

75 It's Friday, the weather is spectacular, we continue to kick leftist ass while their party implodes. As long as the yellow haired honey badger is in place nothing is impossible.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 08:09 AM (viF8m)

I agree Jack… except for the weather part as it nears 100 here in north Texas; sweating!

But the just thing ticked me off this morning

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 08, 2025 08:13 AM (FNvF+)

76 Time for some coffee and back to the content.

Well done JJ. Happy Friday.

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at August 08, 2025 08:13 AM (w3u3d)

77 ... Trump has helped negotiate an end to 7 wars around the world in 7 months including a war between Rawanda and the DRC that had gone on for 3 decades and everyone said was impossible to stop. ...
Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 08:09 AM (viF8m)
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It's really remarkable how well Trump's rationalization of conflict negotiation has gone. Not a perfect track record (Russia and Ukraine are still at war, Iran is barely contained, etc.) but a damn good one, and much better than any of his predecessors going back many decades. And he has a few years left to keep going.

Yet Arafat has a Nobel Peace Prize and Donald Trump never will. Laughable. Contemptuous laughter, but nonetheless.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 08:13 AM (6bTRc)

78 73 It's just another staged publicity stunt to build buzz around the WNBA. It's so obvious.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at August 08, 2025 08:14 AM (0I+GC)

79 I'd lay $$$ down that this communist beaverface was fully supportive of the FBI hunting down grandmas who were "parading" in DC on 1/6.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 08, 2025 07:54 AM (qBdHI)


That's different. Those people weren't elected Democrats. -- Kathy Hochul

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 08, 2025 08:14 AM (ExV1e)

80 75 — Judge thing ticked me off

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 08, 2025 08:14 AM (FNvF+)

81 "No one ever asks why Egypt doesn't demand the territory back"

Israel effed up by not giving it back to Egypt.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 08, 2025 08:14 AM (ZmEVT)

82 >>I agree Jack… except for the weather part as it nears 100 here in north Texas; sweating!

This is why I hug so close to the coast line. I'm too pretty to sweat.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 08:14 AM (viF8m)

83 If returned, they would almost certainly not be prosecuted. They'd be forced to attend legislative sessions where they would lose a vote but they would almost certainly not be prosecuted.

Other than that, you are correct.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 08, 2025 08:13 AM (ExV1e)
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Likely. But that's still the basic reason: extradite them because they violated our laws.

If Abbot has any balls, he *will* remove them from their offices, which apparently he can do in Texas. I doubt he will, but he should.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 08:15 AM (6bTRc)

84
To be fair, I'm pretty sure all climate studies use bunk data.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 08:10 AM (Dv3i1)


Soooooo, what percentage of Climate Change hysteria is actually funded by the heathen Chinee? Those anti-nuclear demonstrations in the 80s? Funded by the Bolsheviks.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 08:15 AM (kkTda)

85 The Jesuits profit by the exaggerations of their enemies.

I read a book by a former SEAL who was active back in the 70s and 80s. He was on assignment to a Central American country and the local Jesuit priest was deliberately working against the Americans.

One day he got a delivery. It was a human silhouette range with several head and chest shot. On it was written the range of the shooter and that the target was an anti-American Jesuit.

The problems with him stopped immediately.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 08, 2025 08:15 AM (NR6c1)

86 "I don't really understand the whole launching of dildos at the WNBA players"

Sweet Fen, it is saying the women are all lesbians.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 08, 2025 08:15 AM (ZmEVT)

87 Called it yesterday at 8:12 am. No real jail time.
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The purpose of the "justice system" is to uphold the power structure.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 08, 2025 08:17 AM (h7iwD)

88 To be fair, I'm pretty sure all climate studies use bunk data.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 08:10 AM (Dv3i1)
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Climate studies.
Trade studies.
Military studies.
Economics studies.
Medical studies.
Social studies.

I am pretty much at the point now where I translate "studies show that ..." to "liars say that ..."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 08:17 AM (6bTRc)

89 "...The Democrat Party is a lawless, insurrectionist terrorist organization dressed in the trappings of a political party, that has bee undermining our nation and society in its unslakable lust for absolute power for over 200 years. From slavery, to civil war, to government-sanctioned racism and concentration camps for the Nisei, to election rigging..."

Quoting this because everyone needs to see this truth and digest it for what it is.

Thank you, JJ.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not kill at August 08, 2025 08:17 AM (gxokI)

90 It's really remarkable how well Trump's rationalization of conflict negotiation has gone. Not a perfect track record (Russia and Ukraine are still at war, Iran is barely contained, etc.) but a damn good one, and much better than any of his predecessors going back many decades. And he has a few years left to keep going.

Yet Arafat has a Nobel Peace Prize and Donald Trump never will. Laughable. Contemptuous laughter, but nonetheless.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 08:13 AM (6bTRc)

I got my Nobel Peace Prize in less than 8 months from starting my first term of office.

Posted by: Barack Obama, LightBringer at August 08, 2025 08:17 AM (wVcYX)

91 In my day, Kathy Hochul might have risen to be the administrator of a county DMV office-tops!

Posted by: Peter Principle at August 08, 2025 08:17 AM (G5+As)

92 86 "I don't really understand the whole launching of dildos at the WNBA players"

Sweet Fen, it is saying the women are all lesbians.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 08, 2025 08:15 AM (ZmEVT)


They should've thrown carpet samples and jokeshop clattering teeth?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2025 08:18 AM (x0n13)

93 I got my Nobel Peace Prize in less than 8 months from starting my first term of office.
Posted by: Barack Obama, LightBringer at August 08, 2025 08:17 AM (wVcYX)
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And you fired more cruise missiles and toppled more nation-states than any other Peace Laureate!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 08:18 AM (6bTRc)

94 I translate "studies show that ..." to "liars say that ..."

I translate it thus: "Studies I've never actually read and couldn't even cite show that ..."

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at August 08, 2025 08:18 AM (0I+GC)

95 They should've thrown carpet samples and jokeshop clattering teeth?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2025 08:18 AM (x0n13)
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*snort*

Actually, yes. That would have been funnier. Much, much funnier.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 08:19 AM (6bTRc)

96
I saw a news item this morning that a crypto company is behind the dildo throwing at WNBA games… they’re doing it for publicity.

I didn't care about the WNBA before.

I don't care about the WNBA now.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 08:19 AM (kkTda)

97 Shades of Dred Scott, no?

The Democrat legislators are not slaves and, presumably, the Democrats in NYS/Illinois don't mean for them to cease being legislators just because they crossed their border so I'd say that it differs, a bit, from Dred Scott.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 08, 2025 08:20 AM (ExV1e)

98 Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 08, 2025 08:15 AM (ZmEVT)

Yes; I figured out that part 😉aside from the fact that there are at least two women on the team who are apparently straight- not that I follow this stuff. It was a passing note on the 'net. I was asking what it had to do with some financial thing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2025 08:20 AM (2GCMq)

99 91 In my day, Kathy Hochul might have risen to be the administrator of a county DMV office-tops!
Posted by: Peter Principle at August 08, 2025 08:17 AM (G5+As)



...risen from an embalming table before Herman Munster went on his lunch break at Gateman Goodubry and Graves.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2025 08:20 AM (x0n13)

100 I saw a news item this morning that a crypto company is behind the dildo throwing at WNBA games… they’re doing it for publicity. ...
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 08, 2025 07:57 AM (FNvF+)
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If true, this is the stupidest thing I have ever heard. What's the point of a publicity stunt if you don't use your name for it? Why dump publicity into an unattributed vacuum?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 08:21 AM (6bTRc)

101 Enough of this WNBA nonsense. Football is back. Now, I know most here do not like football, but I'm happy.

Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 08:21 AM (AOsQT)

102 "I didn't care about the WNBA before. I don't care about the WNBA now."

I would not even know of the very existence of the WNBA if it weren't for conservative media hyping it every day.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at August 08, 2025 08:21 AM (0I+GC)

103 > Judge thing ticked me off
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Yea, me too. Because it's effective. And they know it. Trump's administration will do nothing to warrant an actual suspension of policy by disregarding any of these judges.

I admire their moxie in staying the course and not stringing the judges up.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 08, 2025 08:21 AM (Q4IgG)

104 I would not even know of the very existence of the WNBA if it weren't for conservative media hyping it every day.
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at August 08, 2025 08:21 AM (0I+GC)
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Pick a target. Isolate it. Etc.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 08:21 AM (6bTRc)

105 What's actually been going on is that the Earth has been warming for other reasons that have nothing to do with Man. It's "sun cycle" variations that were studied in the past but ignored today.

CO2 in the atmosphere has been increasing but that's a lagging effect of, not a cause of, the Earth's warming. As the oceans warm they can't hold gases as well so a small amount of those gases moves into the air, CO2 included. It's science!

As a youth, I unwittingly ran an experiment that proves this. More than once I let my tropical fish tank get too warm which drove out the O2 (and CO2) so my guppies went belly up. Where's my Nobel Prize?

Zeldin just had the EPA propose rule changes to overturn the Endangerment Finding that CO2 is the cause and more. This will have momentous consequences but you won't hear of it in our Media which only covers its own circus.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 08, 2025 08:21 AM (dtajH)

106 49 Beware Progressives in Populists’ Clothing
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Maybe. But I see more of libertarians attacking us because we aren't Simon-pure Rothbard types.

Posted by: Eeyore

They can go get high behind the gym for all I care. Either help or get out of the way.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at August 08, 2025 08:21 AM (QcUc+)

107 @91 Hochul did reach the top of the county DMV perch, she was the County Clerk of Erie County. The local Republican Congress critter got popped for corruption and she won the special election to fill his term. She was redistricted in 2010 and didn't run. Cuomo wanted a woman as Lt Gov and the rest is history

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 08, 2025 08:22 AM (r/xMY)

108 67 Some of you guys are awfully pessimistic given what we have just lived through the last 200 days. A lot of really impossible things keep happening.
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I'm optimistic when it comes to the US. Very good things are happening. And I'm hopeful that we can finally crush the demon party that has been plaguing the US for two centuries. Despite the many elected RINOs that seem intent on keeping the D's in power.

But I also see what is happening in Western Europe Canada and Australia. It is certainly coordinated. I think the coordinators are in a hurry to try to make it so that whatever happens in the US becomes irrelevant. We'll see. I hope at least that the Irish return to their natural state of being ungovernable and give their current globalist leaders the heave-ho.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 08:23 AM (Dv3i1)

109 Today's Telegraph leads with a demographics story, saying the human race faces a sputtering extinction if people don't start having more babies.

Going out with a whimper and not a bang.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 08, 2025 08:23 AM (oqrv7)

110 >>"I don't really understand the whole launching of dildos at the WNBA players"

We've been talking about it for a couple weeks non-stop. That was the reason for it.

Crypto companies do a lot of guerrilla marketing. Pretty good return on investment.


>>A spokesperson for the group behind a meme coin called Green Dildo Coin spoke to USA Today in an interview published Thursday, taking credit for what the group called "pranks" at six different WNBA games since July 29. The spokesperson remained anonymous for the interview, with USA Today citing "the sensitive nature of the issue."

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 08:24 AM (viF8m)

111 U.S. District Judge Kathleen Williams justified her decision by claiming environmental concerns, citing potential damage to "sensitive wetlands" and threats to "protected plants and animals."

... this is Dade-Collier Training and Transition Airport

Posted by: SMOD at August 08, 2025 08:24 AM (RHGPo)

112 101 Enough of this WNBA nonsense. Football is back. Now, I know most here do not like football, but I'm happy.
Posted by: Don Black

Football can go squeeze a breeze, along with red toasters!

Posted by: Rock-Ribbed Ron at August 08, 2025 08:25 AM (G5+As)

113 Going out with a whimper and not a bang.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 08, 2025 08:23 AM (oqrv7)

Well, I guess if you're not banging, you're whimpering.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 08, 2025 08:25 AM (0eaVi)

114
Actually, I don't care about basketball at all. Although I'm reading right now A Season on the Brink by John Feinstein, about Bobby Knight and the 1985-86 Indiana basketball season.

I used to think Knight was just an asshole, but this book, which he hated, actually changed my mind. He was frequently an asshole, but more often he was a demanding coach who worked tirelessly to bring out the best in his players and who ran a clean program were everyone was expected to graduate.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 08:25 AM (kkTda)

115 Oh, I'm sure the FBI is pursuing these Party men as if the entire world's supply of ham and eggs and Boy Scout merit badges was riding on it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 08, 2025 08:25 AM (BI5O2)

116 Today's Telegraph leads with a demographics story, saying the human race faces a sputtering extinction if people don't start having more babies.

Going out with a whimper and not a bang.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 08, 2025 08:23 AM (oqrv7)
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Possible, but doubtful. But what it *does* face is a dramatic decline and fundamental reconstruction. The world ends.

The species will survive after its reduction, but absolutely nothing will be socially, politically and probably religiously recognizable. A new chapter. Perhaps a new book.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 08:25 AM (6bTRc)

117 The left has apparently realized how insane their Sydney Sweeney furor was so their new line? It never happened, the whole thing was caused by the right.

Posted by: steevy at August 08, 2025 08:26 AM (YwEeS)

118 If true, this is the stupidest thing I have ever heard. What's the point of a publicity stunt if you don't use your name for it? Why dump publicity into an unattributed vacuum?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 08:21 AM (6bTRc)

Uber-cheap. Tickets are probably almost free, as are props.
Able to go viral to the exact audience they want (men).
They'd always admit it was them, upping the "cool" factor.

Posted by: Nova Local at August 08, 2025 08:26 AM (tOcjL)

119 > A spokesperson for the group behind a meme coin called Green Dildo Coin spoke to USA Today in an interview published Thursday, taking credit for what the group called "pranks" at six different WNBA games since July 29. The spokesperson remained anonymous for the interview, with USA Today citing "the sensitive nature of the issue."
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Who manufactures the green dildos being used? That's where the money's at.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 08, 2025 08:26 AM (Q4IgG)

120 They should've thrown carpet samples and jokeshop clattering teeth?
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Insert the "scissoring" gif Disparu uses on his YT channel

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 08, 2025 08:27 AM (h7iwD)

121 Today is National CBD Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 08, 2025 08:27 AM (NpAcC)

122 107 @91 Hochul did reach the top of the county DMV perch, she was the County Clerk of Erie County.


The County Clerk is a Cluck!

Posted by: Spanky McFarland at August 08, 2025 08:27 AM (G5+As)

123 101 Enough of this WNBA nonsense. Football is back. Now, I know most here do not like football, but I'm happy.

Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 08:21 AM (AOsQT)

Go Eagles (and Ravens for the kid!)...

Posted by: Nova Local at August 08, 2025 08:27 AM (tOcjL)

124
Oh, I'm sure the FBI is pursuing these Party men as if the entire world's supply of ham and eggs and Boy Scout merit badges was riding on it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 08, 2025 08:25 AM (BI5O2)


Fibbies on the job.

https://youtu.be/6Orde7FtHh0?si=B-0ilAPO-ojGuc3k

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 08:28 AM (kkTda)

125 The left has apparently realized how insane their Sydney Sweeney furor was so their new line? It never happened, the whole thing was caused by the right.
Posted by: steevy at August 08, 2025 08:26 AM (YwEeS)
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And they're *almost* right about that. Almost.

It was never a majority position among the left. Most of the left didn't notice or care. It was, as it always is, an extremely shrill, extremely stupid and extremely loud corps of social media denizens going insane. That's all it *ever* is. But this time - as is increasingly happening as the preference cascade does its thing - it didn't work. The right amplified the crazies and didn't let up on taking them to the rhetorical woodshed.

The non-Left *did* amplify it hard and cause it to go into an escalation cycle that left the Left looking more and more insane and retarded. But the Left also needs to be careful about admitting this. Much of their social power has been coming from these retarded blue-hairs shrieking on X and TikTok. it was never any more real than this incident was, and they should be cautious when it comes to admitting that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 08:29 AM (6bTRc)

126 Correct me if I am wrong (seriously), but isn't this one of those fairly rare examples of the legitimate and constitutional uses of federal police powers? This is an extradition disagreement between two states.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 07:51 AM (6bTRc)

No, it is not, but the reason is that *everyone* on all sides is lying about what’s going on for their own political purposes. (I can’t say enough how much this story annoys me). The whole thing is a big gay Kabuki theater dance and anyone who’s involved knows it. Start with the most recent - no, Patel did NOT agree to get the FBI involved, except for information. What is that information? It’s looking at any media outlet and reading about the hotel in Illinois where they’re all staying and holding nightly public parties and saying “look at us! Here we are, Nyah Nyah!” And then they drop their pants and moon everyone. Yeah, it’s real hard to figure out where they are.
Actual fact: no, they cannot be detained by anyone outside of the State of Texas because they are *Not* charged with any actual crime. (Cont’d)

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 08, 2025 08:30 AM (q+E/R)

127 Having the WNBA players play naked might be an interesting marketing strategy. Plus it would answer a lot of questions about Brittney Griner

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 08, 2025 08:31 AM (r/xMY)

128 The left has apparently realized how insane their Sydney Sweeney furor was so their new line? It never happened, the whole thing was caused by the right.
Posted by: steevy at August 08, 2025 08:26 AM (YwEeS)
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To your point, the NYT complains today "How the right shaped the Sydney Sweeney argument"

Twits.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 08, 2025 08:31 AM (oqrv7)

129 It's also....
National Pickleball Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 08, 2025 08:32 AM (NpAcC)

130 >>But I also see what is happening in Western Europe Canada and Australia.

Absolutely. As we conspiracy theorists have been saying for years the globalists at the UN/WEF/every other globalist institution, were hell bent on their plans for an open border, global governance regime and they were well down the road implementing it.

And then along came Trump. Look what they tried to do to him. Put aside the outrage for a second and just factually look at what they did just to try and keep him out of office not to mention silence us. It was never a conspiracy theory. It was a conspiracy and it wasn't just confined to the US.

The trade deals Trump is doing are way bigger than just financial. He is resetting global relations and ending wars. And he's destroying their open borders myth while inspiring like minded people around the world.

It is a war of a different type and we were losing. Not so much anymore. Miles to go but we are fighting and winning.

Off to find out why my shoulder is broken. Have great day, morons.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 08:32 AM (viF8m)

131 Why do we have Dem state elected officials fleeing their state every so often and not Rs?

Also, could TX have done this is a surprise addition to a session already in quorum?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 08, 2025 08:33 AM (t0Rmr)

132 The Green Dildos story is mildly entertaining, but WNBA is not.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 08, 2025 08:33 AM (oqrv7)

133 They did a whole segment on how racist the ad was on Good Morning America, that is not fringe.

Posted by: steevy at August 08, 2025 08:33 AM (YwEeS)

134 - "At My Age."

Kind of surprised you're not looking at it as how handy having a cane can be.

Posted by: TeeJ at August 08, 2025 08:33 AM (oCJg8)

135 WNBA dildo story (goes to ESPN)

https://tinyurl.com/2rmdmbxb

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 08, 2025 08:34 AM (WdMlw)

136 Enough of this WNBA nonsense. Football is back. Now, I know most here do not like football, but I'm happy.

Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 08:21 AM (AOsQT)

Go Eagles (and Ravens for the kid!)...
Posted by: Nova Local


The Cleveland Browns have just been numerically eliminated from Super Bowl contention for the 2025-2026 season.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 08:34 AM (rqka2)

137 To your point, the NYT complains today "How the right shaped the Sydney Sweeney argument"

Twits.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 08, 2025 08:31 AM (oqrv7)
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Again, this is pretty much true. The Left did its thing and the retards went on social media to bitch and complain about Muh Identity Politics, to get the non-faith-promoting thing shut down.

The Right took it, amplified it, and turned it back on them. The Right *did* "shape the argument" insofar as it ever actually was an argument. But it wasn't actually an argument. The argument never existed. Retarded crazies looking to flex bigger-than-it-appears social power existed, and the Right called their bluff as it has been doing more frequently.

Did we "shape the argument?" You're damned right we did.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 08:34 AM (6bTRc)

138 A broken shoulder? Thats not good, as a certain five year old of my acquaintance would say. Good luck with the medico.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 08, 2025 08:35 AM (oqrv7)

139 Kind of sad if the dildo tossing was a publicity campaign and not spontaneous.

Posted by: steevy at August 08, 2025 08:35 AM (YwEeS)

140 Let's hope the Israelis have finally rejected the insanity of land for peace.
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Netanyahu and his yes men aren't saying that.

You have RINOs. We have LINOs.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 08, 2025 08:35 AM (lkmGL)

141 >The Cleveland Browns have just been numerically eliminated from Super Bowl contention for the 2025-2026 season.

Posted by: rickb223
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Coach Prime's kid is at the bottom of the depth chart

Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 08:36 AM (AOsQT)

142 Seems like the tossed dildos should be of the strap-on variety if they are meant to symbolize lesbianism in the WNBA.

Posted by: one hour sober at August 08, 2025 08:36 AM (Y1sOo)

143
What annoys me about women's sports isn't that women are in them but that somehow women in sports are special and heroic. Nobody much notices, for example, whether the rider in an equestrian event or a handler at a dog show is a man or a woman. But the WNBA is something we have to have pushed in our faces, the mediocre level of play notwithstanding.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 08:36 AM (kkTda)

144 The Cleveland Browns have just been numerically eliminated from Super Bowl contention for the 2025-2026 season.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 08:34 AM (rqka2)
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To include 2027, if history is any guide

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 08, 2025 08:37 AM (oqrv7)

145 If the Browns are that bad they could get the top pick and select a QB. Oh, wait...

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 08, 2025 08:37 AM (r/xMY)

146 So who is pushing talk of the FBI? John Cornyn’s failing Senate re-election campaign, that’s who. He is behind Paxton by double digits and has done nothing for Texas for years. So suddenly he jumped out of the bushes a couple days ago and demanded a meeting with Kash Patel to see how the FBI could do.
Well Kash hemmed and hawed and tried to be respectful to the Senator, but he also knew the demand was ridiculous - there are no actual charges against any of them. So he offered to give Cornyn “information” as to where they are, which involves looking up either Daily Beast or Politico and reading about the hotel parties in Illinois that the runaway Dems are having every night.

And now Cornyn’s PR team is flogging the thing as hard as they can, to try to say “look what I am doing for Texas! Don’t vote for that chump Paxton!”

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 08, 2025 08:37 AM (q+E/R)

147 Okay… two things ticked me off this morning: the judge thing AND the Texas Dems fleeing the state while the GOP huffs and puffs but does NOTHING

(Grits teeth silently)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 08, 2025 08:37 AM (WdMlw)

148 I've never watched a WNBA game. Also, I haven't seen an NBA game in about 20 years.

No interest at all. Am I the only one?

Posted by: dantesed at August 08, 2025 08:37 AM (Oy/m2)

149 Coach Prime's kid is at the bottom of the depth chart
Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 08:36 AM (AOsQT)
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But somehow the starter in the dirst preseason game

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 08, 2025 08:37 AM (oqrv7)

150 I've suggested putting Ciampino on the Absent Friends roster several times, and even wrote to Ace directly about it. So far bupkis. AFAIK everybody loved the guy. Is there a reason why his name doesn't get posted?
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at August 08, 2025 07:57 AM (0I+GC)
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Ask CBD.... he probably knows.
I have know idea and I wish we all had some reason.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 08, 2025 08:37 AM (NpAcC)

151 Never stoop to their level.


Stoop lower.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 08:38 AM (pERWT)

152
Having the WNBA players play naked might be an interesting marketing strategy.

*puts hand over mouth*
*runs to bathroom*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 08:38 AM (kkTda)

153 Kind of sad if the dildo tossing was a publicity campaign and not spontaneous.
Posted by: steevy



Eeeeeeeeeew! Spontaneous? That would mean they wore them in.

I'd much prefer a publicly campaign and they snuck them in.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 08:38 AM (rqka2)

154 Governor Pritzker Appreciation Thread! I want to continue to express my gratitude for the strength that Governor Pritzker is exhibiting. He didn't have to, but he's doing this because it's the right thing to do.

Love my governor! Like the rest of us, he seems to get angrier at each insult, indignity, and unconstitutional/criminal action. I appreciate that he's not afraid to speak his mind.

Governor Pritzker is a damned good human being. Toss politics to the side. He is striving for good over bad, right over wrong. Two reasons he is not a Republican.

He Should be President. Right on all the issues. A real billionaire, doesn't need the money. He seems like the kind of guy you would enjoy having a beer with. Illinois Democrats make great Presidents!

conservatives like to whine about the taxes, gas prices in Chicagoland, property tax. But I wonder if they whine when they get on the L and get across Chicago in 20 minutes. I've seen that supposedly the population is declining, but that's mostly in the red counties and places where Republicans are in charge. Illinois is booming, thanks to Governor Pritzker.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 08, 2025 08:38 AM (ycI94)

155 The Democrat Party is a lawless, insurrectionist terrorist organization dressed in the trappings of a political party
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Unless the Trump admin and conservative pols and judges use the very same tools that these national criminals keep on using to this very moment, good isn't going to triumph over evil.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 08, 2025 08:38 AM (lkmGL)

156 The Cleveland Browns have just been numerically eliminated from Super Bowl contention for the 2025-2026 season.
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They might have remained in contention for a game, at least mathematically, if their 2nd round pick rookie RB, who was expected to start, wasn't under investigation for domestic abuse charges.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 08:38 AM (Dv3i1)

157 What annoys me about women's sports isn't that women are in them but that somehow women in sports are special and heroic. Nobody much notices, for example, whether the rider in an equestrian event or a handler at a dog show is a man or a woman. But the WNBA is something we have to have pushed in our faces, the mediocre level of play notwithstanding.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 08:36 AM (kkTda)
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Because there's no market for it. Most female sports exist on pseudo-charity extracted from either male leagues or taxpayers. They *have* to be heroic, because it takes heroic effort to keep their organizations afloat.

If they were paid what they're worth, they'd all be playing amateur league games after work. They have to run this kind of messaging - of making their existence an incredibly important moral victory - because the reality is that there's no reason for any of it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 08:38 AM (6bTRc)

158 Never stoop to their level.


Stoop lower.
Posted by: Warai-otoko



Welcome. We all float down here.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 08:39 AM (rqka2)

159
He is behind Paxton by double digits and has done nothing for Texas for years.

He voted with Trump 99% of the time! That's what commercials in TX are telling me. Yeah, and the 1% were all the important votes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 08:39 AM (kkTda)

160 And now Cornyn’s PR team is flogging the thing as hard as they can, to try to say “look what I am doing for Texas! Don’t vote for that chump Paxton!”
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 08, 2025 08:37 AM (q+E/R)
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Thanks for the added context. I knew they hadn't been charged with anything, but forgot that charging is a precondition for extradition. I appreciate your assessment.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 08:40 AM (6bTRc)

161 Did we "shape the argument?" You're damned right we did.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 08:34 AM (6bTRc)

Basically the Ron White Debating Strategy.

"Yeah? Well F******ck you."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 08:40 AM (pERWT)

162 Governor Pritzker Appreciation Thread! I want to continue to express my gratitude for the strength that Governor Pritzker is exhibiting. He didn't have to, but he's doing this because it's the right thing to do. ...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison
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Subverting Democracy Through Criminality: The Right Thing To Do!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 08:40 AM (6bTRc)

163 149 Coach Prime's kid is at the bottom of the depth chart
Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 08:36 AM (AOsQT)
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But somehow the starter in the dirst preseason game

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 08, 2025 08:37 AM (oqrv7)

The other 3 QBs already got hurt in practice...not even kidding b/c they had to sign a 5th guy a few days ago to get through the preseason games...

Posted by: Nova Local at August 08, 2025 08:41 AM (tOcjL)

164 Because there's no market for it. Most female sports exist on pseudo-charity extracted from either male leagues or taxpayers. They *have* to be heroic, because it takes heroic effort to keep their organizations afloat.

If they were paid what they're worth, they'd all be

Posted by: Joe Mannix


Paying to play.

Like we did in Adult D League softball.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 08:41 AM (rqka2)

165 If Abbot has any balls, he *will* remove them from their offices, which apparently he can do in Texas. I doubt he will, but he should.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 08:15 AM (6bTRc)


Supposedly, the Texas SotH has indicted that if they're not back by EoB today that he will request that the AG pursue having them removed.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 08, 2025 08:41 AM (ExV1e)

166 Governor Pritzker is a damned good human being. Toss politics to the side. He is striving for good over bad, right over wrong. Two reasons he is not a Republican. ...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 08, 2025 08:38 AM (ycI94)
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Well, that and cutting kids' dicks off.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 08:41 AM (6bTRc)

167 Another thing funny about the WNBA. Two of Caitlin Clark’s teammates posted themselves on instagram poolside in bikinis. To say they were flat chested would be understatement… amongst the yahoo comments:

A carpenters dream! Flat as a board and easy to nail

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 08, 2025 08:41 AM (WdMlw)

168 TGIF, all!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2025 08:42 AM (GbwPZ)

169 Let's see what ya got, kid.

Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 08:42 AM (AOsQT)

170 because the reality is that there's no reason for any of it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 08:38 AM (6bTRc)

You can bet on WNBA games on most major sports books.

If that is the cart or the horse is an exercise left to the reader.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 08:42 AM (pERWT)

171 Pritzger is the green dildo of politics

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 08, 2025 08:42 AM (oqrv7)

172 Enough of this WNBA nonsense. Football is back. Now, I know most here do not like football, but I'm happy.

Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 08:21 AM (AOsQT)

Go Eagles (and Ravens for the kid!)...
Posted by: Nova Local
_________

We should have a moron survivor pool for nothing but bragging rights.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 08, 2025 08:43 AM (XvL8K)

173 In my day, Kathy Hochul might have risen to be the administrator of a county DMV office-tops!
Posted by: Peter Principle at August 08, 2025 08:17 AM (G5+As)


Madame of the local whorehouse, being too unattractive to serve clientele herself.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 08, 2025 08:43 AM (ExV1e)

174
I see a female umpire will be working for the first time in a regular-season MLB game this weekend. I can't see any reason why she can't be just as good (or bad; hello, Vic Carapazza!) as the rest of them. And, considering how awful the conditions for umpires working their way up is, I admire her dedication and gumption.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 08:43 AM (kkTda)

175 Because there's no market for it. Most female sports exist on pseudo-charity extracted from either male leagues or taxpayers. They *have* to be heroic, because it takes heroic effort to keep their organizations afloat.

If they were paid what they're worth, they'd all be playing amateur league games after work. They have to run this kind of messaging - of making their existence an incredibly important moral victory - because the reality is that there's no reason for any of it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 08:38 AM (6bTRc)

Nah, women's tennis supports itself b/c on certain surfaces, it's the more entertaining sport.

Women's gymnastics does as well, as does women's figure skating.

It's team sports that women struggle to make enough money to play...maybe beach volleyball, but even then, teams of 2 isn't really a team...

Posted by: Nova Local at August 08, 2025 08:43 AM (tOcjL)

176 If that is the cart or the horse is an exercise left to the reader.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 08:42 AM (pERWT)
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Ehh, cart, probably. You can bet on anything. I am sure the bookies and oddsmakers who specialize in WNBA don't want to see their meal ticket expire and will loudly defend it, but I doubt it's the main driver for the NBA subsidizing them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 08:43 AM (6bTRc)

177 Mornin’, All. Happy Friday.

Posted by: Bulg at August 08, 2025 08:44 AM (77rzZ)

178 I didn't care about the WNBA before.

I don't care about the WNBA now.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 08:19 AM (kkTda)


What if they all wore matching shirts proclaiming that Sydney Sweeney is a Nazi?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 08, 2025 08:44 AM (ExV1e)

179 >>Nobody much notices, for example, whether...a handler at a dog show is a man or a woman.

I noticed Cassandra Carpenter often, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: one hour sober at August 08, 2025 08:44 AM (Y1sOo)

180 Nah, women's tennis supports itself b/c on certain surfaces, it's the more entertaining sport.

Women's gymnastics does as well, as does women's figure skating.

It's team sports that women struggle to make enough money to play...maybe beach volleyball, but even then, teams of 2 isn't really a team...
Posted by: Nova Local at August 08, 2025 08:43 AM (tOcjL)
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It's why I said "most." But yeah, I can't think of a single profitable women's team sport.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 08:44 AM (6bTRc)

181 Mars rover tires showing some wear

https://tinyurl.com/bdez83mp

Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 08:44 AM (AOsQT)

182 Supposedly, the Texas SotH has indicted that if they're not back by EoB today that he will request that the AG pursue having them removed.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


Was supposed to have happened at EoB Monday.
Never bluff unless you are ready to have your bluff called.

Hot Wheels fucked up. He bluffed and wasn't ready.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 08:45 AM (rqka2)

183 Shawn Farash
@Shawn_Farash
So now, according to Candace Owens, Brigitte Macron was born a woman, died, and with her dying wish passed on her identity to her brother.

There's no way anyone still believes this crap right?

Come on guys...

You all got taken for a ride by an insane grifter.

@thejackiedutton
She also implies that Macron is “Bridgette”’s son or nephew in her 7 part series.

I N S A N E

Posted by: redridinghood at August 08, 2025 08:45 AM (NpAcC)

184 The NFL went WAY overboard demonstrating that they hated conservatives specifically and white folks in general since 2020 or so. If you can in good conscience support this, you don't have a conscience. My time and money are not going to support Thug Culture.

Posted by: Big Penguin Is Our Friend at August 08, 2025 08:45 AM (G5+As)

185 Ehh, cart, probably. You can bet on anything. I am sure the bookies and oddsmakers who specialize in WNBA don't want to see their meal ticket expire and will loudly defend it, but I doubt it's the main driver for the NBA subsidizing them.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 08:43 AM (6bTRc)

Don't come at me with your facts and logic, sir. I'm trying to be facetiously conspiratorial here.

Harrumph.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 08:45 AM (pERWT)

186 Nobody much notices, for example, whether...a handler at a dog show is a man or a woman.

I noticed Cassandra Carpenter often, if you know what I mean.
Posted by: one hour sober


Her yabbos be bouncing?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 08:45 AM (rqka2)

187 Also, could TX have done this is a surprise addition to a session already in quorum?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 08, 2025 08:33 AM (t0Rmr)

If the Texas House Speaker was a conservative, they probably could have, but he’s a CofC / GOP-e “Republican” who got some of the Republicans and all of the Democrats to vote for him for Speaker, in order to block an actual Conservative from being Speaker. (Yes he has the backing of the Bush Family org). So it had to be brought up in a special session called by the Governor.

And yes the CofC/GOP-e/Bush Family “republicans” love the that Dems have run away. They pretend to be “conservative” to get votes, while in office they work as hard as they can to sabotage everything.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 08, 2025 08:45 AM (q+E/R)

188 It's why I said "most." But yeah, I can't think of a single profitable women's team sport.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 08:44 AM (6bTRc)

Technically, I guess gymnastics does sorta qualify...

Posted by: Nova Local at August 08, 2025 08:46 AM (tOcjL)

189 Enough of this WNBA nonsense. Football is back. Now, I know most here do not like football, but I'm happy.
Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 08:21 AM (AOsQT)


I suspect that a lot of us here, possibly most of us, like football - unless you mean soccer in which case... What most of us have a problem with is the NFL, and college since they started the paying players BS.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 08, 2025 08:46 AM (ExV1e)

190 Womens soccer rode pretty high for years, it was more popular than mens soccer and way more successful, until the women started shooting off their mouths on politics, publishing ass photos, and marrying each other.

So much for soccer.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 08, 2025 08:46 AM (oqrv7)

191 >>Governor Kathy Hochul (D-NY) said Thursday on MSNBC’s “The Weeknight” that everyone should stand up and not let the FBI “hunt down” the 50 Texas Democrat legislators who left the state to avoid a vote on redistricting.


Rich coming from the governor of the state in which so many of the politically motivated lawfare attacks on Trump originated. Remind me -- in which state was Trump arrested?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2025 08:47 AM (GbwPZ)

192 I disagree about Obama. Nobody cares about him any more. I think most Democraps would rather everyone forgets about him and his slimy penis-having wife. Let the FBI arrest him for Russia Hoax crimes. There won’t be a single riot.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 08, 2025 08:48 AM (0WlRx)

193 I didn't care about the WNBA before.

I don't care about the WNBA now.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 08:19 AM (kkTda)

What if they all wore matching shirts proclaiming that Sydney Sweeney is a Nazi?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


I would care about a bunch of lesbians claiming Sydney Sweeney was a Nazi.

Still wouldn't give two shits about the WNBA.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 08:48 AM (rqka2)

194
Technically, I guess gymnastics does sorta qualify...

Posted by: Nova Local at August 08, 2025 08:46 AM (tOcjL)

that's my thought, as is figure skating, which goes back to Sonja Henie , almost a 100 years ago

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 08:48 AM (g47mK)

195 It's why I said "most." But yeah, I can't think of a single profitable women's team sport.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 08:44

Softball MAY get there. The new league this summer did quite well. If they keep the teams in the south and travel somewhat limited they have a shot.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 08, 2025 08:48 AM (MGB5H)

196 Women sports either have to be better to watch or done better to get viewers...

Women's Tennis is the better watch, especially on hard courts...
Women's gymnastics and figure skating have more art and flexibility than men's (and better looking folks, let's be honest)...
Women's beach volleyball can also be the better watch b/c there's more back and forth (again, men can be too good and make it less fun to watch serve, spike, redo)...

Women's swimming and track probably draw equally to men - swimming being big here and track in Europe, but again, not exactly team, and look and drama probably plays a role (as does our own country's talent).

Posted by: Nova Local at August 08, 2025 08:48 AM (tOcjL)

197 That Florida judge worried about the wildlife is nuts. We love Alligator Alcatraz!
— Florida alligators

Posted by: Bulg at August 08, 2025 08:49 AM (77rzZ)

198 Womens soccer rode pretty high for years, it was more popular than mens soccer and way more successful, until the women started shooting off their mouths on politics, publishing ass photos, and marrying each other.

So much for soccer.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 08, 2025 08:46 AM (oqrv7)
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The US team did well for a bit, then got uppity.

But women's soccer outside this country is still largely subsidized by FIFA. I don't know about domestically and whether's a subsidy from the men's teams, but soccer also isn't a big pro sport here in the first place.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 08:49 AM (6bTRc)

199 Tennis?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2025 08:49 AM (GbwPZ)

200 My thinking on the WNBA dildo tossing has evolved.

I think it would be funnier if they managed to smuggle remote controlled vehicles into the building and have them drag the dildos around the court while players and officials try to capture them.

If they could get multiple vehicles onto the court, people could place bets.

Everyone have a happy day!

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 17.7% at August 08, 2025 08:50 AM (jvJvP)

201 Tennis?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2025 08:49 AM (GbwPZ)

yes, definitely

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 08:50 AM (g47mK)

202
I noticed Cassandra Carpenter often, if you know what I mean.
Posted by: one hour sober at August 08, 2025 08:44 AM (Y1sOo)


In Breast of Breed competition?

Her Majesty and I were discussing the other day about women handler's choice of clothes. The longstanding rule was, don't wear anything that distracts from your dog.

Although at one show, Roberta Campbell was the Breed judge and Dorothy MacDonald was doing the Group. HM wore a tartan skirt and a red jacket. Group 2.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 08:50 AM (kkTda)

203 Womens soccer rode pretty high for years, it was more popular than mens soccer and way more successful, until the women started shooting off their mouths on politics, publishing ass photos, and marrying each other.

So much for soccer.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 08, 2025 08:46 AM (oqrv7)

Only the national team. They have had like 4 failed pro leagues.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 08, 2025 08:51 AM (MGB5H)

204 Is gymnastics any kind of thing outside of college and the olympics?

It ain't like people are out getting tickets for when the Chicago Chalkhounds play the Philadelphia Flippybois.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 08:51 AM (pERWT)

205 The women’s sports that are popular all involve hot women. It’s not complicated… female tennis players tend to be hot (eg Anna Kournikova who wasn’t even all that good at tennis but was definitely hot… and she was one of the most popular players on tour)…. But check out the female soccer or WNBA players… we a few exceptions they’re dogs or look like men… remember Megan Rapinoe ugh

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 08, 2025 08:51 AM (WdMlw)

206 148 I've never watched a WNBA game. Also, I haven't seen an NBA game in about 20 years.

No interest at all. Am I the only one?
Posted by: dantesed

Haven't watched NBA since Jerry Lucas retired.

Posted by: 1960 Gold Medal Olympian at August 08, 2025 08:51 AM (G5+As)

207 Trump has helped negotiate an end to 7 wars around the world in 7 months including a war between Rawanda and the DRC that had gone on for 3 decades and everyone said was impossible to stop.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 08:09 AM (viF8m)



Trump is supposed to meet with Putin as early as next week. If that goes well Zelenskyy will meet with them both at a later date.

I don’t know if this means peace in Ukraine by the end of the year, but it’s finally a good start to ending that conflict.

If Trump gets that deal done, he deserves the Nobel Peace Prize, whether it’s worthless or not.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 08, 2025 08:51 AM (6ydKt)

208 195 It's why I said "most." But yeah, I can't think of a single profitable women's team sport.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 08:44

Softball MAY get there. The new league this summer did quite well. If they keep the teams in the south and travel somewhat limited they have a shot.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 08, 2025 08:48 AM (MGB5H)

Nah, softball is boring...it has baseball's problem without as much talent.

Even, though, yes, it's another sport Americans excel in.

Posted by: Nova Local at August 08, 2025 08:51 AM (tOcjL)

209 Nah, women's tennis supports itself b/c on certain surfaces, it's the more entertaining sport.

Women's gymnastics does as well, as does women's figure skating.

It's team sports that women struggle to make enough money to play...maybe beach volleyball, but even then, teams of 2 isn't really a team...
Posted by: Nova Local at August 08, 2025 08:43 AM (tOcjL)
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It's why I said "most." But yeah, I can't think of a single profitable women's team sport.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 08:44 AM (6bTRc)

——
[Grins]

— Porn Industry

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 08, 2025 08:51 AM (0WlRx)

210 Women's swimming and track probably draw equally to men - swimming being big here and track in Europe, but again, not exactly team, and look and drama probably plays a role (as does our own country's talent).
Posted by: Nova Local at August 08, 2025 08:48 AM (tOcjL)
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And with rare exceptions, very few major household-name kind of stars even where it's popular enough to survive. To get that kind of star power - and the paycheck to match - you have to be in one of the big ones. And that's relevant because it does come down to money.

Women's soccer and basketball in particular have bugs up their asses about earning so much less than the male teams. Well yeah. The male teams put butts in seats. The female teams don't. Nobody cares, and the female teams exist on subsidies.

Outside of the big sports, sometimes female versions of the thing are worth it - but the paychecks aren't big enough to really bitch about anyway. Tennis is, but it's also an individual game (except doubles, I guess).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 08:52 AM (6bTRc)

211 204 Is gymnastics any kind of thing outside of college and the olympics?

It ain't like people are out getting tickets for when the Chicago Chalkhounds play the Philadelphia Flippybois.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 08:51 AM (pERWT)

Yeah, it has its big meets that sell out...and it also has its tours that do as well. It's less "sports league" and more "exhibition" though...

Posted by: Nova Local at August 08, 2025 08:52 AM (tOcjL)

212 Democrats are not fighting to keep the VRA alive because they care about black people

But, according to Joseph Robinette Biden, if you don't vote Democrat, you ain't black!!!

Square that circle!!!!!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2025 08:53 AM (0sNs1)

213 The women’s sports that are popular all involve hot women. It’s not complicated… female tennis players tend to be hot (eg Anna Kournikova who wasn’t even all that good at tennis but was definitely hot… and she was one of the most popular players on tour)…. But check out the female soccer or WNBA players… we a few exceptions they’re dogs or look like men… remember Megan Rapinoe ugh
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 08, 2025 08:51 AM (WdMlw)
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Four words:
Canadian Women's Curling Team

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 08:53 AM (6bTRc)

214 151 Never stoop to their level.


Stoop lower.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 08:38 AM (pERWT)

"Ridicule is man's most potent weapon. There is no defense. It is almost impossible to counterattack ridicule. Also it infuriates the opposition, who then react to your advantage."

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 08:53 AM (gbOdA)

215 To your point, the NYT complains today "How the right shaped the Sydney Sweeney argument"
_______________________________

It's never the left's fault for behaving deranged, it's always the right's fault for noticing.

The left's deranged response to Sidney's Sweeneys was not just a few fringe lunatics on TikTok. The NYTimes, CNN, MSDNC, Good Morning America, and NPR all did stories supporting the "fringe left" narrative on this story

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 08, 2025 08:53 AM (rtXcu)

216 Hot Wheels fucked up. He bluffed and wasn't ready.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 08:45 AM (rqka2)

It’s not that he wasn’t ready, it’s that he oversold his threat for political purposes. The actual process to remove a legislator from office requires filing a motion at a district court requesting a finding of abandonment of office, and hoping to get a sympathetic ruling. (That will depend on his judge shopping skills). Maybe it could work that easy, maybe it will get bogged down in months of appeals and delays.
A Texas Governor does not have the power to do this on his own; by design the Texas Governor’s office is one of the weakest of any of the States. I actually give credit to Abbot for having been able to do so much with it by bluffing most of the time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 08, 2025 08:54 AM (q+E/R)

217 >>He Should be President. Right on all the issues. A real billionaire, doesn't need the money. . . .


These DUmmies know that the Pritzger family is incredibly wealthy and has used their money an influence to sway government decisions for decades, right?

Like, ya know, he's one of those "oligarchs" AOC and Bernie like to yammer on about. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2025 08:54 AM (GbwPZ)

218 Women should stick to sports where they can showcase their femininity: figure skating, equestrian, gymnastics, etc.

Posted by: Bulg at August 08, 2025 08:54 AM (77rzZ)

219 Nah, softball is boring...it has baseball's problem without as much talent.

Even, though, yes, it's another sport Americans excel in.

Posted by: Nova Local at August 08, 2025 08:51 AM

Softball is HUGE in the south. The AUSL has a real shot at profitability within 4 more years, if they are smart about where they play and where they put teams.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 08, 2025 08:54 AM (MGB5H)

220 Four words:
Canadian Women's Curling Team
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 08:53 AM (6bTRc)

I love those Black and White Olympic clips showing curlers drinking and smoking.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 08:54 AM (gbOdA)

221 These DUmmies know that the Pritzger family is incredibly wealthy and has used their money an influence to sway government decisions for decades, right?

Like, ya know, he's one of those "oligarchs" AOC and Bernie like to yammer on about. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2025 08:54 AM (GbwPZ)
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He isn't an oligarch, he's a selfless freedom fighter putting his money where his mouth is!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 08:55 AM (6bTRc)

222 I've never watched a WNBA game. Also, I haven't seen an NBA game in about 20 years.

No interest at all. Am I the only one?
Posted by: dantesed


Haven't watched a men's roundball game ever.
Haven't watched women's round ball either.
Just clips here & there. And clips of Caitlyn Clark being mugged.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 08:55 AM (rqka2)

223 Some simple changes could vastly improve attendance and revenues for women's sports.

Women's gymnastics and swimming, in particular, would benefit from competing in the nude.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2025 08:55 AM (0sNs1)

224 Nah, softball is boring...it has baseball's problem without as much talent.

Even, though, yes, it's another sport Americans excel in.

Posted by: Nova Local at August 08, 2025 08:51 AM

Softball is HUGE in the south. The AUSL has a real shot at profitability within 4 more years, if they are smart about where they play and where they put teams.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 08, 2025 08:54

There is a reason softball in the LA Olympics are being played not in CA, and it goes beyond that CA doesn't have a big enough stadium for it.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 08, 2025 08:56 AM (MGB5H)

225 >My time and money are not going to support Thug Culture.

Posted by: Big Penguin Is Our Friend

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Noted

Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 08:56 AM (AOsQT)

226 Just clips here & there. And clips of Caitlyn Clark being mugged.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 08:55 AM


No clips of foreign objects landing on the courts?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2025 08:56 AM (0sNs1)

227
Women's gymnastics does as well, as does women's figure skating.

But each is different from the men's equivalent. By crafting around women's physical distinctions, figure skating and gymnastics are attractive. Whereas women playing sports like men are just not as good.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 08:56 AM (kkTda)

228 NYPost:

This bird sang like a canary!

A loud-mouthed parrot snitched on his owner by squawking drug-dealing slang in video footage found by cops — leading to a massive crack and heroin bust in England, police said.

“Two for 25, two for 25!” the feathered rat chirped in the footage, according to cops, who said it was code for the price of dope

Posted by: SMOD at August 08, 2025 08:56 AM (RHGPo)

229 I like watching womens tennis. And women play high level racket sports generally.

As an aside, I watched Andre Agassi playing in a pickle tournament recently, partnering alongside the number 1 female player (a high school aged girl) and she carried the team! His baseline habits just aren't suited for rapid change of direction volleying. She was really good.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 08, 2025 08:57 AM (fW6K6)

230 Good morning dear morons and happy birthday JJ

CAIR is dirty, dirty, dirty.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 08, 2025 08:57 AM (JvZF+)

231 >>The left's deranged response to Sidney's Sweeneys was not just a few fringe lunatics on TikTok. The NYTimes, CNN, MSDNC, Good Morning America, and NPR all did stories supporting the "fringe left" narrative on this story

Because they are staffed with a generation of Gender Studies degree-holders. The tiktok rants "contextualizing" why the Sweeney ad was so "offensive" are mini-dissertations.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2025 08:57 AM (GbwPZ)

232 Her yabbos be bouncing?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 08:45 AM (rqka2)

In a way. Former bodybuilder who is back to normal, non-muscular size. Shows Bullmastiffs almost exclusively. Very attractive.

https://tinyurl.com/ykez5zf4

Posted by: one hour sober at August 08, 2025 08:57 AM (Y1sOo)

233
Nah, softball is boring...it has baseball's problem without as much talent.

The center field camera and those uniforms, though...

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 08:57 AM (kkTda)

234 219 Nah, softball is boring...it has baseball's problem without as much talent.

Even, though, yes, it's another sport Americans excel in.

Posted by: Nova Local at August 08, 2025 08:51 AM

Softball is HUGE in the south. The AUSL has a real shot at profitability within 4 more years, if they are smart about where they play and where they put teams.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 08, 2025 08:54 AM (MGB5H)

Maybe parts of the south...I don't see folks running here to watch softball, and it won't make national sponsorships...it's like women's ice hockey, which is also huge...in about 4 places...

And honestly, if anything could work, I'd think women's ice hockey could work better b/c it would be higher scoring than men, and women could bring more grace than grit (so it could be a "different but equal" watch - aka, they'd look more like Russian teams than American ones)...but ice hockey, like baseball, is on the bottom of the big 4, and probably now under soccer at 5...so, it's already bleeding interest on the men's side and wouldn't rekindle it with women...

Posted by: Nova Local at August 08, 2025 08:57 AM (tOcjL)

235 Pritzger is the green dildo of politics
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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that was hurtful...

Posted by: flyin' green dildo at August 08, 2025 08:57 AM (5hfjS)

236 He isn't an oligarch, he's a selfless freedom fighter putting his money where his mouth is!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 08:55 AM (6bTRc)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE CAN'T HELP IT MONEY JUST GETS SCHLORKED ALONG VIA VENTURI EFFECT AMIDST THE FLOW OF ALL THE FOOD HE CRAMS INTO HIS LIE HOLE

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISSBERGER at August 08, 2025 08:57 AM (pERWT)

237 Womens Curling is a watchable pasttime

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 08, 2025 08:58 AM (wVcYX)

238 Women's giant slalom

hot girl skiers, what's not to like

Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 08:58 AM (AOsQT)

239 Haven't watched a men's roundball game ever.
Haven't watched women's round ball either.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 08:55 AM (rqka2)
++++
I've been to a couple of basketball games. I had a boss who liked basketball and would use the company card to buy tickets as "attaboys" for going above and beyond. Happened to me a few times, so I went. I'll go if it's free, but basketball was never a sport that particularly interested me.

I have seen enough it, however, to notice that Lacrosse is the same game. Much, much more like basketball than it is like soccer. The play, motion, etc. are actually really similar. I suspect the skills would translate between the two fairly well.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 08:58 AM (6bTRc)

240 Womens soccer rode pretty high for years, it was more popular than mens soccer and way more successful, until the women started shooting off their mouths on politics, publishing ass photos, and marrying each other.

Was it... really? The media said that it was but was it? Oh, people would say that they were happy the US won the world cup, but no one watched the games. It's all make believe.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 08, 2025 08:58 AM (ExV1e)

241 Nah, softball is boring...it has baseball's problem without as much talent.

Even, though, yes, it's another sport Americans excel in.

Posted by: Nova Local


My dad's cousin played in a men's fast pitch league in St. Louis. They were sponsored by a funeral home. The funeral home had a trophy case like a high school.

But again, at the start of the season, someone had to pay the league entry fees. No one was being paid to play.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 08:59 AM (rqka2)

242 Sports where fan interest depends on the physical attractiveness of the players isn’t a sport. It’s voyeurism. Now, there’s nothing wrong with that, but it’s not a sport.

Nobody watches female beach volleyball because they want to see volleyball.

Nobody watches men’s water polo because they want to see water polo.

The WNBA’s problem is nobody wants to watch girls play basketball, and the players are almost uniformly hideous dykes both inside and out. There’s no reason to watch other that to laugh at dildos thrown onto the court.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 08, 2025 09:00 AM (0WlRx)

243 Womens Curling is a watchable pasttime
Posted by: Count de Monet


If only their uniforms were like the Swedish Bikini Team.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 09:00 AM (rqka2)

244 🚨 Report in the British "Times": Israel threatens to sever its security ties with Britain if it recognizes a Palestinian state. The "Times" adds that Israel provides a lot of information regarding terror threats in Britain, and this could have 'serious consequences.'

Posted by: SMOD at August 08, 2025 09:00 AM (RHGPo)

245 If only their uniforms were like the Swedish Bikini Team.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 09:00 AM (rqka2)
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But curling is chilly! The poor girls would poke right through!

Wait a tick. You might be on to something.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 09:01 AM (6bTRc)

246 If Trump gets that deal done, he deserves the Nobel Peace Prize, whether it’s worthless or not.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 08, 2025 08:51 AM (6ydKt)


They'll rename it the Nobel War Prize for the next four years and give it to Muslim terrorists.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 08, 2025 09:01 AM (ExV1e)

247 Maybe parts of the south...I don't see folks running here to watch softball

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Ya I said the south.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 08, 2025 09:02 AM (MGB5H)

248 Nah, softball is boring...it has baseball's problem without as much talent.

Better boobs though.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 08, 2025 09:02 AM (ExV1e)

249 Those close up shots of women's curling when they're sweeping certainly show the appealing aspects of the sport.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2025 09:02 AM (0sNs1)

250
Was it... really? The media said that it was but was it?

I suspect it was more media hype. Face it, basketball is a sport largely watched by black men and soccer is a sport largely watched by Hispanic men. Neither of which is particularly sympathetic to the idea of women's equivalency.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 09:02 AM (kkTda)

251 What we're looking for is the human drama of athletic competition

Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 09:02 AM (AOsQT)

252 244 🚨 Report in the British "Times": Israel threatens to sever its security ties with Britain if it recognizes a Palestinian state. The "Times" adds that Israel provides a lot of information regarding terror threats in Britain, and this could have 'serious consequences.'
Posted by: SMOD at August 08, 2025 09:00 AM (RHGPo)

And Starmer replies, "Promise?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 09:03 AM (pERWT)

253 Bill Barr Held Secret Meetings to Plot Prosecutions of Trump and Block His Political Comeback

“Bill Barr was like, ‘We should bring RICO because it's a very difficult type of charge to defend.’” - Patrícia Lélis, Whistleblower

“You took my documents and phones and never returned them. Now you think you can move against me? Let me be clear, your time is running out… Letting you live was one of the biggest mistakes I’ve ever made.” - Armstrong Williams

Posted by: SMOD at August 08, 2025 09:03 AM (RHGPo)

254 come on guys

HOCKEY! esp international - the Dutch and Argentinian women's FH teams are incredible

the men's play is good but like tennis it ends up being less watchable due to weird hard hits (that can and have killed other players) and a lot of "me pass to me" play. the women tend to play a system with alterations - they play like teams!

hockey - on turf, grass, sand or especially hard court (Hockey 5s and 7v7 indoor) - is amazing.

I'm also enjoying women's rugby especially 7s

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 08, 2025 09:03 AM (Pv3Rg)

255 Hot Wheels fucked up. He bluffed and wasn't ready.

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He'll never be ready. He's GOP. He'd sooner cut-off his remaining limbs than expel a bunch of Democrats from the state house.

This is theater of the stupidest variety.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 08, 2025 09:03 AM (eNLGh)

256 As a college swimmer, I was informed by more than one young lady spectator that they weren't there for the swimming.

The female gaze. It's real.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2025 09:04 AM (0sNs1)

257
What we're looking for is the human drama of athletic competition

Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 09:02 AM (AOsQT)


What! We're looking for the godless Bolsheviks or the New York Yankees to have the tar beaten out of them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 09:04 AM (kkTda)

258 If Trump gets that deal done, he deserves the Nobel Peace Prize, whether it’s worthless or not.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 08, 2025 08:51 AM (6ydKt)
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I'll take the other side of this. I hope Trump doesn't get it. Ever. Not because he doesn't deserve it or hasn't earned it - he has - but because the prize itself is such a festering boil.

Donald Trump does *not* belong in the same club as Barack Obama, Al Gore and Yasser Arafat. The Nobel Peace Prize is a grotesque exercise in hideousness that brings shame to the winner's family. Why subject Trump to that? It isn't worth it, not even if it represents the Nobel panels bending the knee.

The prize is just so ugly and contemptible now that the best thing to do would be for him to reject it in the unlikely event that they do offer it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 09:04 AM (6bTRc)

259 Project Veritas
@Project_Veritas
‼️Texts, notes, and emails EXPOSE
@FultonCountyDA
Fani Willis and Bill Barr worked together on the RICO case targeting
@RealDonaldTrump
!

Posted by: SMOD at August 08, 2025 09:04 AM (RHGPo)

260 They'll rename it the Nobel War Prize for the next four years and give it to Muslim terrorists.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 08, 2025 09:01 AM (ExV1e)

Give the Peace Prize to the Iranian Atomic Energy Scientists.

....

"There's a piece over here, there's a piece over there, there's pieces of 'em everywhere!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 09:05 AM (pERWT)

261 Ok, the South Park link is pretty funny, referring to Charlie Kirk as the "master-debator"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 08, 2025 09:05 AM (BKxx1)

262 Roundball bores me because it's pretty much the same action over and over again until the game is over. Same way NASCAR is watching cars turn left. And that was even before it got woke. Football and hockey are more dynamic so more entertaining. Except pro football, which is just spectacle anymore, which I also don't find entertaining. At least in that context anyway. NFL games have become like Marvel movies; a lot of CGI throw at the audience constantly to distract them from realizing what they came to see isn't that inherently interesting.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 08, 2025 09:05 AM (rtXcu)

263 I'll take the other side of this. I hope Trump doesn't get it. Ever. Not because he doesn't deserve it or hasn't earned it - he has - but because the prize itself is such a festering boil.

Donald Trump does *not* belong in the same club as Barack Obama, Al Gore and Yasser Arafat. The Nobel Peace Prize is a grotesque exercise in hideousness that brings shame to the winner's family. Why subject Trump to that? It isn't worth it, not even if it represents the Nobel panels bending the knee.

The prize is just so ugly and contemptible now that the best thing to do would be for him to reject it in the unlikely event that they do offer it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 09

How bout he wins it, then rejects it saying exactly that.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 08, 2025 09:06 AM (MGB5H)

264 The female gaze. It's real.


there's a reason I dated like three wrestlers in high school

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 08, 2025 09:06 AM (Pv3Rg)

265 I suspect that outside of the few big (men’s) team sports, all other sports are fake and gay and supported mostly by USAID-style subsidies and bored billionaires.

The NBA keeps the WNBA afloat as a bribe to keep people from noticing the NBA is filled with wife-beating degenerates and criminals.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 08, 2025 09:06 AM (0WlRx)

266 How bout he wins it, then rejects it saying exactly that.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 08, 2025 09:06 AM (MGB5H)
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I'd be down with that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 09:06 AM (6bTRc)

267 Ok, the South Park link is pretty funny, referring to Charlie Kirk as the "master-debator"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 08, 2025 09:05 AM

The Kristi Noem stuff from that same episode had me ROFL.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 08, 2025 09:06 AM (MGB5H)

268 The whole "thing" with the WNBA is that the players tried to make a spectacle of themselves not realizing that the "gurrl power" phase was a couple years ago. The silly attempts to promote themselves, the fighting, the "pay us what you own us" horseshit just makes them seem like bitter old ladies.

The green dildo phase, while it's amusing, isn't going to save the sport.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 08, 2025 09:06 AM (Q4IgG)

269 As a college swimmer, I was informed by more than one young lady spectator that they weren't there for the swimming.

The female gaze. It's real.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2025 09:04 AM (0sNs1)
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And thank heaven for that!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 08, 2025 09:07 AM (BKxx1)

270 The Cleveland Browns have just been numerically eliminated from Super Bowl contention for the 2025-2026 season.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 08:34 AM


Aren't you a tad tender of years to be this cynical?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2025 09:07 AM (0sNs1)

271 The green dildo phase, while it's amusing, isn't going to save the sport.


well how about purple dildoes then?

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 08, 2025 09:07 AM (Pv3Rg)

272 Since I started the topic, I should finish - so what is the desk about “arresting” the runaway legislators? The Texas Constitution allows the Texas Governor to ask Texas State LEO (Rangers, State Police, DPS) to detain missing legislators and deliver them to the State Capitol when there is a quorum call and they are not present. This is called “arrest” but it is more properly called temporary detention. No charges are filed, and as soon as they make an appearance at the Capitol building all is dropped.

Since no actual charges are in play, no other State has to recognize this, and Texas LEO have no jurisdiction outside State boundaries.

Long story short, as long as they’re out of state, it’s an empty threat. Which is why they are out of state. (And everyone knows this)

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 08, 2025 09:07 AM (q+E/R)

273 there a reason why his name doesn't get posted?
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at August 08, 2025 07:57 AM (0I+GC)
********
Ask CBD.... he probably knows.
I have know idea and I wish we all had some reason.
Posted by: redridinghood

We don't run the place. Not our business. Keep your missing friends list in your own heart and visit as often as you wish.

Posted by: From about That Time at August 08, 2025 09:07 AM (n4GiU)

274 I suspect that outside of the few big (men’s) team sports, all other sports are fake and gay and supported mostly by USAID-style subsidies and bored billionaires. ...
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 08, 2025 09:06 AM (0WlRx)
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The latter of which is fine. Russian oligarchs want to have vanity women's basketball teams? Have at it. Tech billionaires want vanity soccer teams? More power to 'em.

But the people on the receiving end of those subsidies should be cautious about bitching about what they're "worth."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 09:07 AM (6bTRc)

275 The prize is just so ugly and contemptible now that the best thing to do would be for him to reject it in the unlikely event that they do offer it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 09:04 AM (6bTRc)
******
It will be given to Zohran Mamdani as soon as he becomes mayor of NYC.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 08, 2025 09:08 AM (NpAcC)

276 Good morning! Thanks, J.J.

Re: Alligator Alcatraz
How much $ is it worth to 'Native Americans' who've bonded with the Climate change nuts? Have they had to provide environmental studies for their extensive holdings of casinos, swamp burial grounds, etc?

John Podesta thinking ahead: Press Release
U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service and Miccosukee Tribe Sign Co-Stewardship Agreement for South Florida Wildlife Refuges
Jan 8, 2025

Posted by: L - No nic, cellphone at August 08, 2025 09:08 AM (DvTJj)

277 I suspect that outside of the few big (men’s) team sports, all other sports are fake and gay and supported mostly by USAID-style subsidies and bored billionaires.

The NBA keeps the WNBA afloat as a bribe to keep people from noticing the NBA is filled with wife-beating degenerates and criminals.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 08, 2025 09:06 AM (0WlRx)

In college, yes I know it's different but hang with me, only about 50 men's bball programs turn a profit, over the last about 5 years of baseball only 4 teams have turned a profit, and in the last 5 of softball only 2. (or thereabouts). All other sports are paid for by football

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 08, 2025 09:09 AM (MGB5H)

278 Eddie Feigner was one of the best athletes in history. He barnstormed around the country playing softball with a four man team, playing against other 9 man teams. County, state, fairs, hundreds of games on military bases, even on an aircraft carrier once. Struck out 7 HOF baseball players in a row in the 60s, including Mays, Aaron, Killebrew. I saw him at a state fair In PA around 1967. It was fun! Imagine that! He played in uniform from 1948-2000.

Posted by: King And His Court at August 08, 2025 09:09 AM (G5+As)

279 >>But each is different from the men's equivalent. By crafting around women's physical distinctions, figure skating and gymnastics are attractive. Whereas women playing sports like men are just not as good.


Yes!
In gymnastics and skating, being small and graceful are an advantage.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2025 09:09 AM (GbwPZ)

280 The Cleveland Browns have just been numerically eliminated from Super Bowl contention for the 2025-2026 season.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 08:34 AM

Aren't you a tad tender of years to be this cynical?
Posted by: Duncanthrax


I haz friends from Cleveland. It's a contest every year to see who says it first after spring training opens. 😂😂😂

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 09:09 AM (rqka2)

281
Georgetown University Law in the news:

Georgetown law professor previously convicted in bank robbery found guilty of beating wife

https://tinyurl.com/33k7f4pj+

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 08, 2025 09:10 AM (uz6ub)

282 *We* don't know (with rare exceptions) what notations have been made in a Commentator's Permanent Record.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2025 09:10 AM (0sNs1)

283 >If Trump gets that deal done, he deserves the Nobel Peace Prize, whether it’s worthless or not.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
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deserving has nothing to do with it
the Nobel Peace Prize is a political endorsement of sorts, and I would wager the Committee is left-leaning enough to exclude Trump from even being considered

The selection committee awarded obama just for being a mixed-race radical, FFS

Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 09:10 AM (AOsQT)

284 Not surprised you are falling for the "racial" angle for Hussien. Stir the pot.

How about one or more lied to poor Barry? Not guilty. Got bad info. Lame but realistic.

Posted by: Sports Illustrated PR team at August 08, 2025 09:11 AM (s9EN2)

285 Bad News. Allianz, a European insurance company says climate change is so bad they may not be able to write insurance anymore.

Meanwhile they’re still writing insurance. lol.

This kind of shit is hysterical. It’s like ok if the erf is about to boil why don’t you guys just shut down the company now and get out while you can? Because you know it’s all nonsense that’s why.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 08, 2025 09:11 AM (AiNp4)

286 The whole "thing" with the WNBA is that the players tried to make a spectacle of themselves not realizing that the "gurrl power" phase was a couple years ago. The silly attempts to promote themselves, the fighting, the "pay us what you own us" horseshit just makes them seem like bitter old ladies. ...
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 08, 2025 09:06 AM (Q4IgG)
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It's been more recent than that. I think the Blue Origin NS-31 trip - the Estronaut mission - likely marks the critical turning point, and it was only a few months ago.

Even last year, Katy Perry and Gale King crowing about being astronaut heroes would have been able to carry the narrative and it would have fizzled out. But I think we are in the inflection point now and this time, the grrrrl power thing could not carry the day, nor could the media outlets and the blue-hairs on X and TikTok.

The Sydney Sweeney ad *could* wind up being a turning point on the "everything is racist" thing, but it's too early to tell. It also acts as a confirming data point for the changes to the general level of tolerance for grrrrl power narratives.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 09:12 AM (6bTRc)

287 >>The NBA keeps the WNBA afloat as a bribe to keep people from noticing the NBA is filled with wife-beating degenerates and criminals.


Which reminds me, as with Caitlyn Clark, a lot in the NBA don't loke Jokic.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2025 09:12 AM (GbwPZ)

288
This kind of shit is hysterical. It’s like ok if the erf is about to boil why don’t you guys just shut down the company now and get out while you can? Because you know it’s all nonsense that’s why.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 08, 2025 09:11 AM (AiNp4)


I notice banks still hand out 30 year mortgages.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 09:12 AM (kkTda)

289 I suspect that outside of the few big (men’s) team sports, all other sports are fake and gay and supported mostly by USAID-style subsidies and bored billionaires. ...
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 08, 2025 09:06 AM (0WlRx)
++++
The latter of which is fine. Russian oligarchs want to have vanity women's basketball teams? Have at it. Tech billionaires want vanity soccer teams? More power to 'em.

But the people on the receiving end of those subsidies should be cautious about bitching about what they're "worth."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 09:07 AM (6bTRc)
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True, but that’s between the players and their sugardaddies. I think whining and moaning that teams owe you money when you reek and the terms are losing money is a bad look. But it might just work. How badly does a sugardaddy want to keep his whore?

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 08, 2025 09:12 AM (0WlRx)

290 We* don't know (with rare exceptions) what notations have been made in a Commentator's Permanent Record.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2025 09:10 AM (0sNs1)
*******
I'll never be on it because I happen to love French toast with maple syrup.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 08, 2025 09:12 AM (NpAcC)

291 Since no actual charges are in play, no other State has to recognize this, and Texas LEO have no jurisdiction outside State boundaries.

Long story short, as long as they’re out of state, it’s an empty threat. Which is why they are out of state. (And everyone knows this)
Posted by: Tom Servo


The difference now is, supposedly, they can be tried in absentia and removed from office.

That was the bluff Hot Wheels played with and lost.
They should have been removed from office at SoB day Tuesday morning.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 09:14 AM (rqka2)

292 Bad News. Allianz, a European insurance company says climate change is so bad they may not be able to write insurance anymore.

Meanwhile they’re still writing insurance. lol. ...
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 08, 2025 09:11 AM (AiNp4)
++++
:: fires up translator ::

Allianz is looking to increase rates in regulated markets and is tailoring politically-correct messaging for the politicians and bureaucrats who have to approve it.

Anyone want to provide odds?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 09:14 AM (6bTRc)

293 He'll never be ready. He's GOP. He'd sooner cut-off his remaining limbs than expel a bunch of Democrats from the state house.

This is theater of the stupidest variety.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 08, 2025 09:03 AM (eNLGh)

As you see I’ve been critical of the issue, but I actually give credit to Abbott for having played this well politically so far. (Could the entire special session crash and burn soon? Possibly, maybe even probably)

But what Abbott has done is to make a national issue out of a big series of bluffs in which he’s been claiming to have power that he simply does not have. So he’s got to get lucky and get a series of friendly judicial breaks to go on from here.

So far he’s made the best of a very weak hand. We’ll see what he can do from here.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 08, 2025 09:15 AM (q+E/R)

294 264)he female gaze. It's real.


there's a reason I dated like three wrestlers in high school
Black Orchid

Yes, it's real.
And I married the wrestler I dated. Hated the wrestling part, loved the uniform.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at August 08, 2025 09:15 AM (mZ/55)

295 I notice banks still hand out 30 year mortgages.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 09:12 AM (kkTda)

All over Florida too. Which is supposed to be under water any second.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 08, 2025 09:16 AM (AiNp4)

296 Allianz is looking to increase rates in regulated markets and is tailoring politically-correct messaging for the politicians and bureaucrats who have to approve it.

Anyone want to provide odds?
Posted by: Joe Mannix


Sucker bet. Not touching it.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 09:16 AM (rqka2)

297 Women's Beach Handball players are quite athletic and very easy on the eyes. Big fan of both the Danish and Norwegian teams.

Posted by: Athletic Supporter at August 08, 2025 09:16 AM (G5+As)

298 They should have been removed from office at SoB day Tuesday morning.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 09:14 AM (rqka2)

Texas Governor does not have the power to do this, never did. That’s just another part of the Big Bluff.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 08, 2025 09:17 AM (q+E/R)

299 >Roundball bores me because it's pretty much the same action over and over again until the game is over.

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I can't get into a sport where you can give up 100 points and still win

Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 09:17 AM (AOsQT)

300 Good morning good people. Thank you J.J.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 08, 2025 09:19 AM (z4XJW)

301 I can't get into a sport where you can give up 100 points and still win
Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 09:17 AM


Points are a tool of the white heteronormative patriarchal power structure!

Posted by: WNBA at August 08, 2025 09:19 AM (0sNs1)

302 I can't get into a sport where you can give up 100 points and still win
_______________

I canna get into kickball because any sport that considers a 1-1 tie an exciting game is not for me.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 08, 2025 09:20 AM (rtXcu)

303 Roundball bores me because it's pretty much the same action over and over again until the game is over.


Golf is even dumber: Walk up to ball, whack it, walk up to ball again, whack it again. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at August 08, 2025 09:20 AM (z4XJW)

304
I can't get into a sport where you can give up 100 points and still win
Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 09:17 AM (AOsQT)

Better than soccer, where it’s easy to only score 1 point in the entire game and still win.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 08, 2025 09:20 AM (q+E/R)

305 >>there's a reason I dated like three wrestlers in high school


I dated a bike racer

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2025 09:20 AM (GbwPZ)

306 In my mind, a basketball game should last 5 minutes.

Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 09:21 AM (AOsQT)

307 I canna get into kickball because any sport that considers a 1-1 tie an exciting game is not for me.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo

That's why we need to bring back crab soccer. You get to force your arch enemy into a corner and kick the shit out of him.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 08, 2025 09:21 AM (z4XJW)

308 I canna get into kickball because any sport that considers a 1-1 tie an exciting game is not for me.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 08, 2025 09:20 AM


No love for us, we guess.

Posted by: Chess Tournaments at August 08, 2025 09:21 AM (0sNs1)

309 Diversity is not our strength. These Texas Democrats are ethnic representatives concerned only with the power to loot society as a whole in order to maintain themselves in comfort while diminishing society's will/ability to resist it's own diminishment. "Democracy" is a nice word for looting.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at August 08, 2025 09:22 AM (lHzme)

310 There is this you tube guy lit boned I watch. He’s a Japanese Yank who travels the world and pontificates. He’s made a fortune as a quant trader and now is basically a bum with money.

Anyway he has a video on why watching pro sports is gay and retarded from an economic point of view . But made a convincing economic argument for watching college sports or sports where you cheer for your country.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 08, 2025 09:23 AM (AiNp4)

311 Hockey is what soccer wishes it could be.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2025 09:23 AM (GbwPZ)

312 maybe 10 minutes. That's long enough to determine which team is better at throwing the ball thru the hoop.

Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 09:23 AM (AOsQT)

313 So far he’s made the best of a very weak hand. We’ll see what he can do from here.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 08, 2025 09:15 AM (q+E/R)

Making the best out of a weak hand is pretty much the job description for Texas governor.

One thing that no one outside of Texas ever gets about our governor, is that it's an incredibly weak office. On purpose. A legacy of Reconstruction.

Same with our AG to a significant extent. Our executive branch is pretty toothless.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 08, 2025 09:23 AM (SSEhk)

314 Hockey is what soccer wishes it could be.
Posted by: Lizzy

And heckling should be required during golf and tennis matches!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 08, 2025 09:24 AM (z4XJW)

315 Also NBA players are such prissies. Leaving the game after a little boo-boo. Hockey players have been known to finish the game with broken ribs and knife sounds.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 08, 2025 09:24 AM (rtXcu)

316 Also NBA players are such prissies. Leaving the game after a little boo-boo. Hockey players have been known to finish the game with broken ribs and knife wounds.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 08, 2025 09:25 AM (rtXcu)

317 Anyway he has a video on why watching pro sports is gay and retarded from an economic point of view . But made a convincing economic argument for watching college sports or sports where you cheer for your country.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 08, 2025 09:23 AM (AiNp4)
++++
Whatever. It's an entertainment product. People like to be entertained and will spend their money to be entertained. Is entertainment strictly productive? Not really, based on the return on capital for most of it. But there will always be a market for it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 09:25 AM (6bTRc)

318 Victor, you can say that again!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 08, 2025 09:25 AM (z4XJW)

319 Being in the nba or nfl is winning the lottery for ghetto kids. If they couldn’t run fast they’d be in prison or dead. You’d think they’d appreciate it for that’s but they insist they’re slaves and exploited by the white man and shit. Fuck off.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 08, 2025 09:25 AM (AiNp4)

320 Women who know love rugby players.

IYKYK.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2025 09:26 AM (0sNs1)

321 Tomorrow I am going to be heading to the local American Legion. They are running a lemonade stand in memory of a young man who died from the flash floods we had last week.

The worst part of the whole tragedy was that the fire house was a very short distance from where it happened and even then, the boy could not be saved.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 08, 2025 09:26 AM (NR6c1)

322 I canna get into kickball because any sport that considers a 1-1 tie an exciting game is not for me.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 08, 2025 09:20 AM (rtXcu)


Years ago I had a friend who is into hockey, He invited me over to watch a Stanley Cup game involving the Stars. Ended regulation a 0-0 tie.

He was like, "Yeah, I can see that I'm never gonna convince you that this is awesome."

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 08, 2025 09:26 AM (ExV1e)

323 Yeah any sport where they stitch you up and send you back in has my attention

Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 09:26 AM (AOsQT)

324 Today is National CBD Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 08, 2025 08:27 AM


Party at CBD's place!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2025 09:26 AM (kgE5c)

325 Wrestlers are the weirdest athletes and that's a compliment.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 08, 2025 09:26 AM (rtXcu)

326 Yeah any sport where they stitch you up and send you back in has my attention
Posted by: Don Black

Dating a redhead?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 08, 2025 09:27 AM (z4XJW)

327 Also NBA players are such prissies. Leaving the game after a little boo-boo.

WNBA players leave cuz their hair falls off.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 08, 2025 09:27 AM (ExV1e)

328 The portal system in college football has ruined it for me.
Loyalty to $ not your school team is what it's all about nowadays.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 08, 2025 09:27 AM (NpAcC)

329 The 14-day order stops all construction projects at the facility, including lighting, paving, excavation, and fencing, though it doesn't affect current detainees. Williams justified her decision by claiming environmental concerns, citing potential damage to "sensitive wetlands" and threats to "protected plants and animals."

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Funny how none of these judges are ever concerned about sensitive environments wherever solar panels or wind turbines are erected.

Posted by: Decaf at August 08, 2025 09:28 AM (unUNN)

330
No love for us, we guess.
Posted by: Chess Tournaments at August 08, 2025 09:21 AM (0sNs1)


"It's high! It's deep! It's Bc8+!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 09:28 AM (kkTda)

331 These Texas dem politicians ain’t worth a bird dog.

Posted by: Eromero at August 08, 2025 09:28 AM (jgmnb)

332 Representative Pramila Jayapal (D-WA) said (without proof) Thursday on MSNBC’s “All In” that the Trump administration was showing “corruption” on every level.

Posted by: SMOD at August 08, 2025 09:28 AM (RHGPo)

333 >Dating a redhead?

Posted by: Tonypete
----

I never had the pleasure
I always wanted to see one up close

Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 09:29 AM (AOsQT)

334 Wrestlers are the weirdest athletes and that's a compliment.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 08, 2025 09:26 AM


I dunno. I remember our junior high wrestling room had a sign on the ceiling that said "If you can read this, you are losing."

Life wisdom right there.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2025 09:29 AM (0sNs1)

335 1) as others have noted, whatever caselaw the clown judge relied upon to enjoin construction at Alligator Alcatraz was over-ruled, directly or by implication, just months ago. In the UD case, SCOTUS said, merely raising an enviro concern doesn't justify halting construction.
There is an insurrection in the country, a creeping fascism, a defiance of the Constitution: It is the judiciary.

2) Clown Judge Bonerbuger is working toward releasing the grand jury testimony of Kash Patel in re. J6 Witchhunt. Based on the flimsy excuse of the Senate D's "investigation" during his already-past confirmation. Mootness, standing and public interest are irrelevant to attacking Trump.

3) The Hate Feed has whining about Trump's 16th consecutive win at SCOTUS. Crying that he's using the "shadow docket." Well bitches, if the clown judges weren't issuing illegal order, with no basis in law or fact, then the record would be 0-0.
Especially since the more retarded clown judges don't understand that the shadow docket is binding and precedential--not the dissents.
Oh well, you're just giving Trump more power.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 08, 2025 09:29 AM (IIsq3)

336 Whatever. It's an entertainment product. People like to be entertained and will spend their money to be entertained. Is entertainment strictly productive? Not really, based on the return on capital for most of it. But there will always be a market for it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 09:25 AM (6bTRc)

Entertainment is one thing. But sports people take it to a whole new level. Wearing the jerseys, putting flags on their houses, painting their faces. And the whole “we” won or “my” team. Nah bruh you’re the guy who pays for it all, you’re not part of the team.

It’s silly but whatever everyone spends their money on things they enjoy. If that’s your thing rock and roll. .

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 08, 2025 09:30 AM (AiNp4)

337 Party at CBD's place!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2025 09:26 AM (kgE5c)
*****
Sounds good to me.
Is CBD back from France?

Posted by: redridinghood at August 08, 2025 09:30 AM (NpAcC)

338 I never had the pleasure
I always wanted to see one up close
Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 09:29 AM


It's spectacular!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2025 09:31 AM (0sNs1)

339 >>Williams justified her decision by claiming environmental concerns, citing potential damage to "sensitive wetlands" and threats to "protected plants and animals."


It's boilerplate at this point - they love the whales and birds so long as there's not a hale and bird-slaughtering wind farm to be built.

We all know that it's not about the wildlife, yet we're all expected to play along that this was a legitimate ruling.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2025 09:31 AM (GbwPZ)

340 Mark McCloskey Retrieves his AR-15 from St Louis Police

Posted by: SMOD at August 08, 2025 09:32 AM (RHGPo)

341 Noodus gratia artis. And boobs.

Posted by: Bulg at August 08, 2025 09:32 AM (77rzZ)

342 Hockey: "Arm got cut off? Eh, we play on ice, it'll keep 'til after the game and then we'll sew it back on. Happened three times last season..."

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 08, 2025 09:32 AM (OUMaO)

343 Entertainment is one thing. But sports people take it to a whole new level. Wearing the jerseys, putting flags on their houses, painting their faces. And the whole “we” won or “my” team. Nah bruh you’re the guy who pays for it all, you’re not part of the team.

It’s silly but whatever everyone spends their money on things they enjoy. If that’s your thing rock and roll. .
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 08, 2025 09:30 AM (AiNp4)
++++
Doesn't bother me. I don't really get it, but whatever. It's entertainment and a social event and a major brand affiliation. As long as you don't want my money for it, have at it. Buy all the jerseys you want.

The only think that really rankles me is when they take my money (stadium subsidies, etc.) for it or try to use social power to exploit their fans for sociopolitical purposes ("fuck you, whitey," etc). The latter is self-limiting.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 09:32 AM (6bTRc)

344 Points are a tool of the white heteronormative patriarchal power structure!
Posted by: WNBA
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Shut up bitches! Don't make me come down there!

Posted by: flyin' green dildo at August 08, 2025 09:33 AM (5hfjS)

345 >>Representative Pramila Jayapal (D-WA) said (without proof) Thursday on MSNBC’s “All In” that the Trump administration was showing “corruption” on every level.


*types*
*deletes*

Always a pleasure to be lectured about corruption by someone who was born and raised in a country that specializes in it.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2025 09:33 AM (GbwPZ)

346 328 The portal system in college football has ruined it for me.
Loyalty to $ not your school team is what it's all about nowadays.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 08, 2025 09:27 AM (NpAcC)

Eh. It was always minor league football. You think LaQuan gave a fuck about THE Ohio State University? He was there for the chance to make it to the nfl. Now he gets a couple of bucks for his efforts. Why not?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 08, 2025 09:33 AM (AiNp4)

347 Williams justified her decision by claiming environmental concerns, citing potential damage to "sensitive wetlands" and threats to "protected plants and animals."

In an ideal world:

"Despite the ruling, Governor DeSantis ordered the construction to continue and has authorized the National Guard to use lethal force at any attempt to stop the construction.

"President Trump issued a statement suggesting that Williams 'Cry Harder' to see if it would help."

Posted by: NR Pax at August 08, 2025 09:34 AM (NR6c1)

348 "League wants to keep the media and the fans in the dark" - Skip Bayless conjectures on WNBA hiding Caitlin Clark suffering season-ending injury

Posted by: SMOD at August 08, 2025 09:34 AM (RHGPo)

349 Williams justified her decision by claiming environmental concerns, citing potential damage to "sensitive wetlands" and threats to "protected plants and animals."

__________________________

Alligator Alcatraz was built on the site of an airport that was built thirty years ago. There is no environmental impact unless an alligator chokes to death on a gang banger.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 08, 2025 09:40 AM (rtXcu)

350 🚨@NYPost
: Biden abused his authority by turning FEMA into a far-left political machine

“When responding to an emergency or a natural disaster, FEMA employees were directed to make voter registration a ‘key priority.’”

Posted by: SMOD at August 08, 2025 09:45 AM (RHGPo)

351 “The Democrat Party is a lawless, insurrectionist terrorist organization dressed in the trappings of “, BLAH BLAH BLAH. Guess what, nothing will change until arrests/trials/punishment takes place.
Blondi is busy at washed up cheerleader practice.

Posted by: Noovuss at August 08, 2025 09:45 AM (s2fTr)

352 NYPost:

“FEMA’s job is to make sure Americans who have suffered catastrophic loss due to some disaster in their community [can access] food, water and shelter … Under President Biden, FEMA, like every agency, produced a plan on how they would leverage these crisis situations for political [purposes]. I can’t think of anything more disgusting.”
FEMA snubbed GOP

FEMA employees were so fixated on voter outreach that, when they visited hurricane-ravaged Florida last October, they didn’t even bother knocking on the doors of houses that had Trump signs in the yard.

Instead of assisting Hurricane Milton survivors, they were instructed to “avoid homes advertising Trump,” according to an Office of Special Counsel complaint.

FEMA supervisor Marn’i Washington was fired as a scapegoat after Republican Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis called foul on the scam and the Daily Wire reported that at least 20 homes with Trump signs or flags had been skipped by FEMA and denied the opportunity of qualifying for federal assistance.

It stands to reason that if FEMA’s priority was getting out Democrats to vote, the last people they would want to visit were Trump supporters.

Posted by: SMOD at August 08, 2025 09:55 AM (RHGPo)

353 Get the ICEBlock app and stop by your local Penske Rental place. Report it as an ICE location. Rinse, repeat, as often as possible.

Posted by: PTSD giver at August 08, 2025 03:51 PM (KBds0)

Daily Tech News 8 August 2025

Top Story

  • The Framework Desktop is here and it is the perfect machine for a very specific subset of users. (Tom's Hardware)

    The 16 core CPU is as fast as you'd expect, and the 40 core integrated graphics are quite capable of playing your games at 2560x1440.

    But where it really excels is when you need 96GB of memory on your GPU. That would cost you $10,000 or more on a dedicated graphics card, while this entire PC is just $2000.

    If you don't need 96GB of memory on your GPU, it's still nice, but you're probably be better off with a system with dedicated graphics.


Tech News



Musical Interlude




Disclaimer: Oops.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:30 AM




Comments

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1 w00t

Posted by: m at August 08, 2025 04:32 AM (aURVT)

2 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at August 08, 2025 04:32 AM (XQo4F)

3 It's Friday, it's Friday! Happy, happy Friday!

*twirl*

Posted by: Rosasharn at August 08, 2025 04:33 AM (PzBTm)

4 How can it only be 1:35?

Wait, someone's said that already.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 08, 2025 04:35 AM (0eaVi)

5 Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wonderingi

Damp.

Posted by: Rosasharn at August 08, 2025 04:35 AM (PzBTm)

6 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 08, 2025 04:37 AM (Wg6v7)

7 BOING!

Asparagus peeled and baking.

Maple ginger salmon done.

Crisp baked potatoes in their jackets up next in the oven.

Slabs of shoulder steak cold smoking in the grill.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 08, 2025 04:39 AM (lkmGL)

8 Biden's Dog, do you put anything on the asparagus?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 08, 2025 04:40 AM (HFcKg)

9 G'mornin all y'all
Waking up is hard to do 🎶

Posted by: OkJohn at August 08, 2025 04:41 AM (NC/it)

10 7 BOING!

Asparagus peeled and baking.

Maple ginger salmon done.

Crisp baked potatoes in their jackets up next in the oven.

Slabs of shoulder steak cold smoking in the grill.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 08, 2025 04:39 AM (lkmGL)

Crisped with olive oil?

Posted by: m at August 08, 2025 04:42 AM (aURVT)

11 m, I crisp mine with spray on duck fat.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 08, 2025 04:43 AM (HFcKg)

12 Faster SSD's are going to be of much value to mainstream users until Microsoft and AMD what is branded Velocity Architecture to the PC. This is current gen Xbox models. It's PCIe connected SSD inline to dedicated decompression blocks in the processor supported by an OS storage stack that is modernized to properly use it rather than still accommodating storage devices that haven't shipped in new PCs for almost two decades.

Currently PC game developers porting games from PS5 and Xbox Series X/S that really utilize the storage functionality are using DirectStorage, a Microsoft API to utilize part of your GPU to do the decompression task. Typical PC CPUs already have a media engine that would serve but it doesn't have the needed inline connection to the storage. Having to get stuff into main RAM before anything can be done to it is a big delay, when you're trying to create big elaborate game environment that doesn't use tricks to make you not notice the delay when data is loading.

Having a lot more RAM than a consoles helps a bit but only so much. It isn't a 1:1 substitute.

Posted by: Epobirs at August 08, 2025 04:46 AM (/0z9K)

13 11 m, I crisp mine with spray on duck fat.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 08, 2025 04:43 AM (HFcKg)

YUM!

Posted by: m at August 08, 2025 04:46 AM (aURVT)

14 Argh. First sentence should read:
Faster SSD's aren't going to be of much value to mainstream users until Microsoft and AMD bring what is branded Velocity Architecture to the PC.

Posted by: Epobirs at August 08, 2025 04:47 AM (/0z9K)

15 Disclaimer: Oops.

'Cuz wut.

Posted by: m at August 08, 2025 04:48 AM (aURVT)

16 Biden's Dog, do you put anything on the asparagus?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 08, 2025 04:40 AM (HFcKg)
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Served chilled with a simple oil/vinegar/Spanish onion vinegrette:

- 200 g asparagus
- 29.58 ml butter (or olive oil)
- 0.25 ml salt

#### DIRECTIONS

- Preheat oven to 180 C (360 F).
- Prepare asparagus by snapping the lower "woody" part of the stem off (if it snaps cleanly you've got the right place; if it is difficult to break try higher up!), and peel the lower section if they're a bit old or thick.
- Tear off a large enough piece of aluminium foil to wrap around the bunch of asparagus securely, and place asparagus in foil.
- Dot with butter and sprinkle lightly with salt.
- Wrap securely, and then wrap an extra strip of foil around the tip end to protect it.
- Bake in oven for 25-35 mins, depending on the thickness and age of the asparagus (Mine were done in 30 and I'd say they were fairly average sized).
- Try to wait until you're ready to serve before you unwrap them, or better still, serve them still wrapped in the foil.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 08, 2025 04:54 AM (lkmGL)

17 BD must be experiencing climate change. It's August in the middle east and yet the potatoes are wearing jackets!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 08, 2025 04:56 AM (XQo4F)

18 Potatoes: I rub a drop of oil or avocado oil on spuds which were pre-cooked in the microwave.

Oven on 450. Middle shelf. Back until the tops get silver/black in color. Turn over and the same for the other side.

After they're on the plate split open, we put the fat on them like butter and sprinkle on a bit of coarse salt.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 08, 2025 04:58 AM (lkmGL)

19 17 BD must be experiencing climate change. It's August in the middle east and yet the potatoes are wearing jackets!
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 08, 2025 04:56 AM (XQo4F)

Ha ha!

Posted by: m at August 08, 2025 05:00 AM (aURVT)

20 BD must be experiencing climate change. It's August in the middle east and yet the potatoes are wearing jackets!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 08, 2025 04:56 AM (XQo4F)
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It's boiling hot here, reaching 97 and more over the coming week.

Mrs BD and new DIL by the pool. I'm minding the grill from indoors. Just me and the A/C.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 08, 2025 05:00 AM (lkmGL)

21 G'Day everyone
TGIF hopefully

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2025 05:01 AM (+qU29)

22 18 Potatoes: I rub a drop of oil or avocado oil on spuds which were pre-cooked in the microwave.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 08, 2025 04:58 AM (lkmGL)

This is all sounding very heavenly.

Posted by: m at August 08, 2025 05:02 AM (aURVT)

23 Back story on the music selection, from Lyrics Genius:

“Le Freak” enjoyed #1 status atop the disco charts for seven consecutive weeks in the summer of 1978, as well as being the first song to hit #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 three separate times.

On New Year’s Eve 1977, disco star Grace Jones had invited Rodgers and Edwards to the exclusive widely popular New York City nightclub Studio 54 but hadn’t put them on the guest list.

After being denied access by an ignorant rude doorman and despite the fact that Chic’s music was regularly played in the club, the pair angrily left and ending up creating what would become one of the era’s most enduring classic dance-funk songs.
1 of 2

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 08, 2025 05:05 AM (XQo4F)

24 Continued

As Nile Rodgers told Sound On Sound:

We were so pissed off at what had happened. I mean, it was Studio 54, it was New Year’s Eve, it was Grace Jones, and we were wearing the most expensive outfits that we had… We grabbed a couple of bottles of champagne from the corner liquor store and then went back to my place, plugged in our instruments and started jamming.

Originally the song featured the lyrics “Fuck off!“ but by the end of the night Rodgers had lightened it up a bit:

That night we actually converted ‘fuck off’ to ‘freak out’. First, we changed it from ‘fuck off’ to ‘freak off’ and that was pretty hideous. Then, all of a sudden, it just hit me. For one second, the light bulb went on and I sang ‘Aaaaahh, freak out!’
2 of 2

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 08, 2025 05:07 AM (XQo4F)

25 In my best Paul Harvey voice:

"And now you know...the REST of the story."

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 08, 2025 05:08 AM (XQo4F)

26 25 In my best Paul Harvey voice:

"And now you know...the REST of the story."
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 08, 2025 05:08 AM (XQo4F)

That makes it even better!

Posted by: m at August 08, 2025 05:10 AM (aURVT)

27 This is all sounding very heavenly.

Posted by: m at August 08, 2025 05:02 AM (aURVT)
-

Just checked on the potatoes. Starting to brown. Oil sizzling. Will turn over in 10-15 minutes.

Had a wine and cheese lunch yesterday at one of the local wineries. Even though I'm very much a carnivore, it's one of my favorite meals.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 08, 2025 05:13 AM (lkmGL)

28 The lyrics aren't much.

https://archive.is/odJTO

Posted by: m at August 08, 2025 05:15 AM (aURVT)

29 Biden's Dog, have you been to Kabir Winery?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 08, 2025 05:17 AM (HFcKg)

30 oops wrong lyrics

Posted by: m at August 08, 2025 05:17 AM (aURVT)

31 G'morning, all!

Pixy, thank you for the stuff on NUC's, and NAS.


Now to go read them

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 08, 2025 05:18 AM (a1415)

32 Biden's Dog, have you been to Kabir Winery?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 08, 2025 05:17 AM (HFcKg)
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No. Had to look them up:

https://www.kabirwinery.co.il/en

There are so many!

Haven't been to Elon Moreh in quite a while.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 08, 2025 05:20 AM (lkmGL)

33
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 08, 2025 05:20 AM (tljrc)

34 Chic, Le Freak lyrics

https://archive.is/JbGsd

Posted by: m at August 08, 2025 05:20 AM (aURVT)

35 Sounds much better as "Freak Out" and it has probably lasted must longer than it probably would have as "F off" , because it was a novel phrase Almost everybody gets irritated and uses the f word at least occasionally but it's now ubiquitous from everything from " I got up late" to loathing for politicians. And so, IMO , is boringly redundant.

Posted by: FenelonSpokd at August 08, 2025 05:21 AM (2GCMq)

36 haha

Come on along and have a real good time
Like the days of "Stompin' at the Savoy"
Now we freak, oh what a joy
Just come on down to the 54
And find a spot out on the floor

Posted by: m at August 08, 2025 05:21 AM (aURVT)

37 *28 The lyrics aren't much.*

They'll make up for it in volume.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 08, 2025 05:23 AM (XQo4F)

38 Almost everybody gets irritated and uses the f word at least occasionally

Posted by: FenelonSpokd at August 08, 2025 05:21 AM (2GCMq)
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I think that's around 2 times a year for me. It would have to be something super maddening.

And I'd like it to be zero.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 08, 2025 05:24 AM (lkmGL)

39 This made me laugh. Novel ways to say "F off" instead of using that phrase :

https://tinyurl.com/2e2d5dtr

Posted by: FenelonSpokd at August 08, 2025 05:24 AM (2GCMq)

40 Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 08, 2025 05:24 AM (lkmGL

Good!

Posted by: FenelonSpokd at August 08, 2025 05:25 AM (2GCMq)

41 In my best Johnny Carson voice:

"I did not know that."

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 08, 2025 05:26 AM (XQo4F)

42 I very rarely say "eff off" to people....

But i say it to inanimate objects at least once an hour, on average.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 05:27 AM (pERWT)

43 Sounds much better as "Freak Out" and it has probably lasted must longer than it probably would have as "F off"

>>>>Posted by: FenelonSpokd at August 08, 2025 05:21 AM (2GCMq)

What is this nonsense? The Freak is a dance. Stop shoving your prudish sensibilities down everyone's throats.

Posted by: Test Pattern at August 08, 2025 05:29 AM (ME+3a)

44
Posted by: Test Pattern at August 08, 2025 05:29 AM (ME+3a)

Maybe listen to the conversation for a second before being a shitbag, shitbag.

Also fuck off.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 05:31 AM (pERWT)

45 Seems like someone might have woken up with an enflamed anal fizzier.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 08, 2025 05:31 AM (a1415)

46 Morning, Tech Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at August 08, 2025 05:32 AM (AN2gy)

47 And with that...

time for the morning walk.


BBIAB

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 08, 2025 05:33 AM (a1415)

48 >>> I crisp mine with spray on duck fat.

Oooo, fancy!

Posted by: fluffy at August 08, 2025 05:34 AM (AN2gy)

49 Duck fat makes everything better.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 08, 2025 05:35 AM (5+Y60)

50 I made a quesadilla in bacon fat the other day.

Tortillas do magical things in hot animal-based lipids.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 05:36 AM (pERWT)

51 Mr. Aspirin Factory, and spray duck fat is the best of all worlds.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 08, 2025 05:36 AM (HFcKg)

52 I've been running a Slackware (that's a linux distro) server as my mail server (dovecot) and NAS (Samba) for ~30 years (JFC!) now. It used to handle DNS (caching and local network authority) as well as a DHCPD server (give IP address and tell the DNS server what that address is), but those functions were passed off to a smaller machine which can easily handle that work.

I've been working in either telecom or telematics since 1995, so a lot of my setup was to figure out how things actually should work in my work environment(s). I would be the last to claim that it's energy efficient or trivial to manage.


Posted by: Richard Cranium at August 08, 2025 05:37 AM (+OrhI)

53 Evening to the late Freya's Day toilers, and morning to us early risers! 'Tis Friday, the consummation devoutly to be wished.

Chic's "Le Freak" still has a smooth and irresistible sound, doesn't it? And the performers themselves are accomplished and well-dressed. The use of the violins makes for a sophisticated package. Compare to today's "rap" or "soul" artists, and "you too will be sold."

I still think Sister Sledge's best song is not that "We Are Family" drek, but the dark and smooth-running "Greatest Dancer." Both "Le Freak" and "Greatest Dancer" helped make 1979 into the last truly great year for pop music (again, to me).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2025 05:37 AM (omVj0)

54 3 It's Friday, it's Friday! Happy, happy Friday!

*twirl*
Posted by: Rosasharn at August 08, 2025 04:33 AM (PzBTm)

Look at her go!

Posted by: m at August 08, 2025 05:38 AM (aURVT)

55 Off to salt mines
Have a great day horde

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2025 05:38 AM (+qU29)

56 53 Chic's "Le Freak" still has a smooth and irresistible sound, doesn't it? And the performers themselves are accomplished and well-dressed.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2025 05:37 AM (omVj0)

I was thinking, when I watched it, that Piper could talk to us about those outfits.

Posted by: m at August 08, 2025 05:40 AM (aURVT)

57 I was a teen in the 1970s.

Nobody then talked about the songs of the 1920s in the way we in the 2020s talk about 1970s songs.

Well, the Shaving Cream song would almost be applicable. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8ffkDf0ol4)

Posted by: Richard Cranium at August 08, 2025 05:41 AM (+OrhI)

58 I was thinking, when I watched it, that Piper could talk to us about those outfits.
Posted by: m at August 08, 2025 05:40 AM (aURVT)

A historical deep dive into the origins of the sequined jumpsuit...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 05:41 AM (pERWT)

59 Evening to the late Freya's Day toilers, and morning to us early risers! 'Tis Friday, the consummation devoutly to be wished.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2025 05:37 AM (omVj0)

Friday's just another day to the retired.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 08, 2025 05:41 AM (0eaVi)

60 I went to visit a dear lady who's part of the bible study at the assisted living. She has neuropathy and arthritis and some other issues and is in a wheelchair .but her mind is really sharp . Apparently so is that of her dad who is 103 (!) and lives in assisted living in the PNW. Anyway, we were discussing ages and she said "I'm 80." I said, "Well, you don't look 80." And she said it was the hair coloring. I said " Well, maybe but you don't have any wrinkles" Her response: "It's the fat". She laughed and I did as well.

Posted by: FenelonSpokd at August 08, 2025 05:42 AM (2GCMq)

61 Orange Ent, the self employed too.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 08, 2025 05:42 AM (HFcKg)

62 Mr. Aspirin Factory, and spray duck fat is the best of all worlds.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 08, 2025 05:36 AM (HFcKg)

This is true.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 08, 2025 05:44 AM (5+Y60)

63 Didn't Intel use "Le Freak" as music for one of their 1990s TV commercials? I recall it was something like a Hollywood premiere scene, except it was not for a movie but for their new computer chips, and featured jumpsuited and spacesuited figures dancing to the song.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2025 05:44 AM (omVj0)

64 I feel like it was just yesterday i was saying "criminelly, tomorrow's Friday already".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 05:45 AM (pERWT)

65 Besides, it wouldn't have been played on the radio if they had kept the lyrics, "F off."

Posted by: FenelonSpokd at August 08, 2025 05:45 AM (2GCMq)

66 Orange Ent, the self employed too.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 08, 2025 05:42 AM (HFcKg)

Yeah. Every day's the same. You only notice Sundays.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 08, 2025 05:46 AM (0eaVi)

67 Evening to the late Freya's Day toilers, and morning to us early risers! 'Tis Friday, the consummation devoutly to be wished.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2025
*
Friday's just another day to the retired.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 08, 2025


***
I know, but not all of us are. And I spent so many years in the working world that I still have ghost memories of how I felt slogging through each day as the weekend approached.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2025 05:46 AM (omVj0)

68 nd I spent so many years in the working world that I still have ghost memories of how I felt slogging through each day as the weekend approached.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2025


***
And similar memories of school, when each week seemed like a month, and Saturday morning was glorious.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2025 05:49 AM (omVj0)

69
54 3 It's Friday, it's Friday! Happy, happy Friday!

*twirl*
Posted by: Rosasharn at August 08, 2025 04:33 AM (PzBTm)

Look at her go!
Posted by: m at August 08, 2025 05:38 AM
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https://youtu.be/uc6-QHy5ogo

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 08, 2025 05:49 AM (XQo4F)

70 Twirling time! Better than "twilight time" for sure!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2025 05:50 AM (omVj0)

71 Just had some leftover fish-roe dip on whole wheat toast. Different!

Posted by: m at August 08, 2025 05:51 AM (aURVT)

72 I've noticed a disturbing use this tech thread of the phrase, "duck fat."

This is not the approved AoS term, according to the manual.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 08, 2025 05:52 AM (0eaVi)

73 I didn't see if Skip posted the Bad Blue Top 20 from yesterday:

https://tinyurl.com/mwdr5sh6

Lots of evil still lurking about in every direction.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 08, 2025 05:52 AM (lkmGL)

74 Well, I intend to work until my 3 score and 10. 4 years to go.

I could, of course, kick the bucket at 3 score and 10 plus 10 seconds. So it goes, as the Tralfamadorians would say.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at August 08, 2025 05:52 AM (+OrhI)

75 I first heard the Shaving Cream song on Doctor Demento during a decade that begins with seven.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 08, 2025 05:56 AM (XQo4F)

76 Today marks six years since I purchased the big red Buick LaCrosse after the death in a flood of the BMW 3 Series I'd had for only three months. I'd have bought another, but there were none to be had with the interior color I wanted (no black, thanks). So I looked beyond Bavarian Money Wasters, and saw this handsome Buick on the used car lot of a Subaru dealer. I test drove it and liked it a lot. The salesman offered me an overnight test drive. And even before I got it home that evening I knew I was going to buy it.

I could have had a 2017, the next generation, for about the same $$ . . . but the 2017-2019s have that auto stop-start feature, and apparently, on that car, you can't turn it off. Uh, no.

The 2016 has been a superb and reliable car -- 75% of the Mercedes or BMW driving experience for less than 50% of the money.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2025 05:58 AM (omVj0)

77 Being self employed makes every day Tuesday except Sunday.

Posted by: Accomack at August 08, 2025 05:59 AM (+sNap)

78 'Tis time I changed, stretched, and went for my own walk. later, folken.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2025 05:59 AM (omVj0)

79 The 2016 has been a superb and reliable car -- 75% of the Mercedes or BMW driving experience for less than 50% of the money.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2025 05:58 AM (omVj0)

Seems to be a good purchase for you. Must have been a good day at the assembly line. You got a GM vehicle that wasn't crap.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 08, 2025 06:00 AM (0eaVi)

80 My son has a doctor's appointment tomorrow. The place wants him to download his license and medical insurance in advance.- todayI think that's odd. Had anyone had a medical practitioner do that?




Posted by: FenelonSpokd at August 08, 2025 06:01 AM (2GCMq)

81 My mom has a Trailblazer. She loathes that car. They now have a rear differential lock actuator problem that is working towards recall level.
I got 110k out of one the rotten Kia engines. Replaced under warranty. I give thanks to God for the Kia engineers and assemblers.

Posted by: Accomack at August 08, 2025 06:02 AM (+sNap)

82 My son has a doctor's appointment tomorrow. The place wants him to download his license and medical insurance in advance.- todayI think that's odd. Had anyone had a medical practitioner do that?

Posted by: FenelonSpokd at August 08, 2025 06:01 AM (2GCMq)

Wife gets that request all the time. We don't do it. We show the cards at the office. They haven't complained.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 08, 2025 06:07 AM (0eaVi)

83 Anybody need earworm relief? I'm here for you!

Posted by: Rick Astley at August 08, 2025 06:08 AM (PiwSw)

84
Seems to be a good purchase for you. Must have been a good day at the assembly line. You got a GM vehicle that wasn't crap.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 08, 2025


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I've been lucky, I guess. All my GMs -- two Olds Cutlass coupes and three Buicks -- have been very good cars.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2025 06:08 AM (omVj0)

85 Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 08, 2025 06:07 AM (0eaVi)

Thanks. That's good to know.

Posted by: FenelonSpokd at August 08, 2025 06:09 AM (2GCMq)

86 83 Anybody need earworm relief? I'm here for you!
Posted by: Rick Astley at August 08, 2025 06:08 AM (PiwSw)

What, no link?

Posted by: m at August 08, 2025 06:09 AM (aURVT)

87 @79

>>Seems to be a good purchase for you. Must have been a good day at the assembly line. You got a GM vehicle that wasn't crap.

Buick is not my cup o tea, but the Lacrosse get high reliability scores and the owners seem to love them.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 08, 2025 06:09 AM (IM1cI)

88 It's funny. There is a lot about disco that deserves criticism. But the talent behind the musicians in that song is incredible.

With that being said: Good morning one and all. In my desperate attempts to get some sleep despite the pain in the knee, I finally elevated the leg with a pillow. The result? A near cessation of pain and I was unconscious within a few minutes.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 08, 2025 06:10 AM (NR6c1)

89 wolfus, the other day you asked this:

I need to walk this morning, since I took yesterday off. Dreading it -- but I also look forward to feeling good after, and to having it over with. Is there a German word for that complex emotion?

I asked my son who teaches German, and this was his reply:
"
Lasterledigungsvorfreude

"The joy felt in the anticipation of a burden being completed."

So there you go.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at August 08, 2025 06:11 AM (mZ/55)

90 The only music I don't like is country music past 1990 and Cookie Monster metal. Other than that it's all good.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 08, 2025 06:13 AM (IM1cI)

91 Buick is not my cup o tea, but the Lacrosse get high reliability scores and the owners seem to love them.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 08, 2025


***
The LaCrosse is big, powerful, and comfortable without driving like a pillow on wheels. That would be a good thing over these horrible roads, but the Buick handles them well. GM offered a sporty-ish package on the car, with stiffer suspension. I'm glad mine does not have that, or a sunroof.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2025 06:14 AM (omVj0)

92 89 Lasterledigungsvorfreude

"The joy felt in the anticipation of a burden being completed."

Posted by: TecumsehTea at August 08, 2025 06:11 AM (mZ/55)

; )

Posted by: m at August 08, 2025 06:14 AM (aURVT)

93 The place wants him to download his license and medical insurance in advance.- todayI think that's odd. Had anyone had a medical practitioner do that?

Yep. The annoying part is that even if you do it, they still ask for it.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 08, 2025 06:14 AM (NR6c1)

94 Cookie Monster metal.

That was hilarious. Thank you.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 08, 2025 06:14 AM (NR6c1)

95 It took me a second to realize what you meant by Cookie Monster metal and now i can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 06:16 AM (pERWT)

96 Anyone ever get to the point they feel like they should be doing something worthwhile if you can't sleep?

I should spend more time writing now that the kid went back to school yesterday, but I don't feel like it. Sad thing, if you don't write, you can't sell.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 08, 2025 06:17 AM (0eaVi)

97 Infant Annihilatior screaming "C IS FOR COOKIE!!!!" like a stuck pig....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 06:18 AM (pERWT)

98 @94

>>That was hilarious. Thank you.

It's pretty much ridiculous sounding with no discernible redeeming quality other than keeping terrorists disoriented at Guantanamo Bay.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 08, 2025 06:19 AM (IM1cI)

99 Wife gets that request all the time. We don't do it. We show the cards at the office. They haven't complained.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

It's a waste of time anyway.
Once I did it in advance and they still asked me for the physical cards at the visit to scan themselves.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at August 08, 2025 06:19 AM (GIcqz)

100 100

Posted by: m at August 08, 2025 06:20 AM (aURVT)

101 It's a waste of time anyway.
Once I did it in advance and they still asked me for the physical cards at the visit to scan themselves.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at August 08, 2025 06:19 AM (GIcqz)

"Wait.... why is your clinic funded in part through an NSA grant?"

"Don't worry about it. "

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 06:20 AM (pERWT)

102 It's a waste of time anyway.
Once I did it in advance and they still asked me for the physical cards at the visit to scan themselves.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at August 08, 2025 06:19 AM (GIcqz)

I figured, so we never do it.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 08, 2025 06:21 AM (0eaVi)

103 Interesting article reports on the Swedish PM admitting to using ChatGPT to run the government.

We are getting closer to fulfilling my prophecy on the true end goal of AI - to replace voters and to replace elected officials making policy.

The entity that builds the contract winning AI for government wins the ultimate Grand Slam Sweepstakes.

Short Dominion

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 08, 2025 06:22 AM (a4flb)

104 DataRepublican tells me something that, for once, I knew for decades:

https://tinyurl.com/2eszj2zm

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 08, 2025 06:22 AM (lkmGL)

105 If the options are "be governed by a mouthbreathing imbecile" or "be governed by a mouthbreathing imbecile using chatgpt", i guess the latter is probably slightly better.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 06:23 AM (pERWT)

106 Make big cash fast!

https://tinyurl.com/5dtdn48p

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 08, 2025 06:28 AM (lkmGL)

107 Why the Muslim Brotherhood isn't designated as a terror organization is easy: It is openly affiliated with Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, and the Democrat Party.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 08, 2025 06:30 AM (TXKq5)

108 I would love to get a Buick La Crosse. Sadly, Buick doesn't make them anymore.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 08, 2025 06:32 AM (ZmEVT)

109 So I just learned from the NY Post that Travis Kelce and his girlfriend pop star are supposedly thinking about buying a house in suburban Cleveland and I sent story links to my kids and siblings and all of them, every one, say they knew this a week ago. I am so completely a dinosaur on pop star news it is pretty sad.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 08, 2025 06:33 AM (TXKq5)

110 ChapGPT assures me the Science Is Settled on the causes of global warming, and it isn't good news either.

Further proof that horseshit human wackiness infects LLM's

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 08, 2025 06:36 AM (TXKq5)

111 Why the Muslim Brotherhood isn't designated as a terror organization is easy: It is openly affiliated with Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, and the Democrat Party.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 08, 2025 06:30 AM (TXKq5)
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That's not what I voted for in last year's election.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 08, 2025 06:40 AM (lkmGL)

112 If the options are "be governed by a mouthbreathing imbecile" or "be governed by a mouthbreathing imbecile using chatgpt", i guess the latter is probably slightly better.

The latter is really a proxy for the entity that designed and trained the LLM.

If your AI engine won the right government contracts, it would likely have to involve an incredible amount of bribes and promises to break, but you would be in virtual control of the entire government and the myriad of people and other groups who would attach themselves to the same LLM that has been endorsed.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 08, 2025 06:42 AM (a4flb)

113 111 Why the Muslim Brotherhood isn't designated as a terror organization is easy: It is openly affiliated with Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, and the Democrat Party.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 08, 2025 06:30 AM (TXKq5)
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That's not what I voted for in last year's election.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 08, 2025 06:40 AM (lkmGL
‘Yeah, about that election…..’
- gOpe rinos everywhere.

Posted by: Eromero at August 08, 2025 06:43 AM (jgmnb)

114 G'mornin' everyone!

Sad? Be proud, Huck!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 08, 2025 06:44 AM (dKEEs)

115 Seems to be a good purchase for you. Must have been a good day at the assembly line. You got a GM vehicle that wasn't crap.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 08, 2025 06:00 AM (0eaVi

Yet.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 08, 2025 06:46 AM (g8Ew8)

116 Buick is not my cup o tea, but the Lacrosse get high reliability scores and the owners seem to love them.

What generation are we talking about? First generation was built in Canada, then two succeeding generations were built largely in Kansas.

China has been building them since 2006 and since 2019 all Buick LaCrosse cars are made by SAIC and are currently made and sold exclusively there.

Buick is a Chinese company now.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 08, 2025 06:47 AM (a4flb)

117 - @110 Huck

Still can't get copied links to show up on my clipboard.
Utube- search answers in Genesis grok Biblical flood.
Not very long and the last couple of minutes is likely the reason chat gpt does that.
Remember, "97%, uh, of the scientists that we talk to... ?

Posted by: TeeJ at August 08, 2025 06:47 AM (oCJg8)

118 That's not what I voted for in last year's election.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 08, 2025 06:40 AM (lkmGL)
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Which is why Carville thinks your vote needs to be made meaningless!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 08, 2025 06:48 AM (cqbaT)

119 Kindly police officer on hot Texas day mows someone else's lawn:

https://tinyurl.com/5786frd2

Posted by: FenelonSpokd at August 08, 2025 06:49 AM (2GCMq)

120 ‘Yeah, about that election…..’
- gOpe rinos everywhere.

Posted by: Eromero at August 08, 2025 06:43 AM (jgmnb)
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"Welcome back, Qatar!"

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 08, 2025 06:51 AM (lkmGL)

121 I thought that this was cool. RC shrine built inside a tree in GA:

https://tinyurl.com/4nepja6y

Posted by: FenelonSpokd at August 08, 2025 06:53 AM (2GCMq)

122 More news I just learned that probably everyone else already knows, but JD Vance has a half-brother and he's running for mayor of Cincinnati against the Soros machine.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 08, 2025 06:57 AM (yHBjT)

123 Good morning Hordelings!

Posted by: Doof at August 08, 2025 06:58 AM (QMAsf)

124

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 08, 2025 06:58 AM (5hfjS)

125 mornin yall

"OpenAI launches ChatGPT-5, promises ‘PhD level expert’ for all users"

A PhD level expert? Those are the worst kind.

Posted by: fd at August 08, 2025 06:58 AM (vFG9F)

126 - He can come mow mine.
Supposed to hit 95 today. Takes me about three hours. Walk behind mower. Lots of trees and such.
I normally do it in two days. May take 3 this time.
And have a bit of tree roots yet to get chopped below ground for the widow. And zukes to pick. And grass/weeds that need wackin'.

Posted by: TeeJ at August 08, 2025 06:58 AM (oCJg8)

127 Posted by: TeeJ at August 08, 2025 06:58 AM (oCJg

I am glad that you don't try to do it all at once, TeeJ, and nice to see you again!

Posted by: FenelonSpokd at August 08, 2025 07:00 AM (2GCMq)

128 I asked AI to write an AI program and it gave me a picture of a navel.

Posted by: fd at August 08, 2025 07:01 AM (vFG9F)

129 Morning peeps.

Crew was motivated this morning to finish rebuilding our decks. Started work before 7AM. Don't blame them. Supposed to be 90 degrees today and there's no shade.

And the pool's covered to keep dust/debris out.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 08, 2025 07:01 AM (Q4IgG)

130 You gotta start in the morning if you're gonna drink all day.

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at August 08, 2025 07:04 AM (Dso5d)

131 - Fen, if I tried to do it in one they could just dig a hole in my yard and roll me into it.
At 50, wasn't a big deal. At 70...

Posted by: TeeJ at August 08, 2025 07:04 AM (oCJg8)

132 I asked AI to write an AI program and it gave me a picture of a navel.

Posted by: fd at August 08, 2025 07:01 AM (vFG9F)
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DON'T TOUCH THAT BUTTON!!!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 08, 2025 07:04 AM (lkmGL)

133 Can't recall if I already posted this devotional earlier this week or not. If I did, I apologize:

Philippians 4:4-11

"Peace in the release "

https://tinyurl.com/42d5mf96

Posted by: FenelonSpokd at August 08, 2025 07:05 AM (2GCMq)

134 Posted by: TeeJ at August 08, 2025 07:04 AM (oCJg

I'm not 70, but I certainly can relate not being able to do things we could do more easily years before. You take care of yourself, brother.

Posted by: FenelonSpokd at August 08, 2025 07:07 AM (2GCMq)

135 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 08, 2025 07:07 AM (X7zFE)

136 Washington Post employees are getting fat from all the cake parties for departing employees.

Posted by: fd at August 08, 2025 07:09 AM (vFG9F)

137 Fen, you need to fix nic before San Franpsycho shows up. Misspelled nics disturbs him.

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 08, 2025 07:10 AM (X7zFE)

138 Fen, your nic has a typo

Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 07:10 AM (AOsQT)

139 Corny tech joke:

Why did the coder quit his job?

He didn't get arrays!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2025 07:11 AM (2GCMq)

140 - And guess who puts me to shame.
The widow,,, at 83.
The work she gets out and does in her yard...
And always doing stuff for others...
Her prayers for me I value above anything and everything!!

Posted by: TeeJ at August 08, 2025 07:12 AM (oCJg8)

141 Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 07:10 AM

Thanks. I inadvertently did a weird thing and now my phone is in private mode and I have to retype my handle every time. Bah! I'll have to fix that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2025 07:12 AM (2GCMq)

142 PDJT's litigiousness is bearing fruit. James Carville opened his podcast two fays ago with an apology to Melania and a retraction of comments he made trying to tie her to Epstein. Next up, the Daily Beast similarly retracted an article smearing her for something, and they apologized.

Trump sues. They know it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 08, 2025 07:13 AM (A82sV)

143 Posted by: TeeJ at August 08, 2025 07:12 AM (oCJg

Praise the Lord for your caring neighbor and that she prays for you!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2025 07:13 AM (2GCMq)

144 Getting ready to do some grocery shopping before the sun comes up. I'll be transporting some ice cream today. Supposed to get to 101 degrees. 102 tomorrow.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 08, 2025 07:15 AM (g8Ew8)

145 Trump sues. They know it.
Posted by: Huck Follywood


About damn time we got people in charge that fight.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 08, 2025 07:16 AM (NR6c1)

146 122 More news I just learned that probably everyone else already knows, but JD Vance has a half-brother and he's running for mayor of Cincinnati against the Soros machine.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 08, 2025 06:57 AM (yHBjT)

News to me.

Posted by: m at August 08, 2025 07:17 AM (aURVT)

147 More news I just learned that probably everyone else already knows, but JD Vance has a half-brother and he's running for mayor of Cincinnati against the Soros machine.

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The city itself is pretty blue. I'd love to see it happen, but it will be an uphill battle.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 08, 2025 07:21 AM (qBdHI)

148 “ For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him. Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because they have not believed in the name of God’s one and only Son. “

John 3:17-18

Posted by: Marcus T, Jesus is Lord at August 08, 2025 07:26 AM (sfdXl)

149 Wolfus, where did you go?
I left you a message earlier in the comments.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at August 08, 2025 07:27 AM (mZ/55)

150 Tecumseh Tea, so glad to see that you.are feeling much better.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 08, 2025 07:28 AM (HFcKg)

151 149 Wolfus, where did you go?
I left you a message earlier in the comments.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at August 08, 2025 07:27 AM (mZ/55)

He went on a walk. It was a great message that you left!

Posted by: m at August 08, 2025 07:29 AM (aURVT)

152 Thanks M.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at August 08, 2025 07:31 AM (mZ/55)

153 We'll send him back here for if he doesn't arrive before the threads change.

Posted by: m at August 08, 2025 07:31 AM (aURVT)

154 I get here and everybody leaves.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at August 08, 2025 07:32 AM (mZ/55)

155 *for it if*

Posted by: m at August 08, 2025 07:32 AM (aURVT)

156 Videos are beginning to surface of SNAP participants trying to buy junk food, candy and sodas... and the newly programmed registers balking.

And the customers going bananas.

It's being called "the Trump diet."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 08, 2025 07:32 AM (Q4IgG)

157 Videos are beginning to surface of SNAP participants trying to buy junk food, candy and sodas... and the newly programmed registers balking.

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It's not the Supplemental Junk Food Program. That should be shoved at them 24/7. Nutritional is in the acronym, for pete's sake.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 08, 2025 07:34 AM (qBdHI)

158 Trump sues AND WINS. They know it.

fify

Posted by: clarence at August 08, 2025 07:34 AM (hdoQS)

159 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 08, 2025 07:36 AM (u82oZ)

160 JJ is nood.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 08, 2025 07:37 AM (ExV1e)

161 {{{Rosasharn}}}

Huzzah! And she is twirling!

*Does Happy Dance to Vince Guaraldi . *

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 08, 2025 07:38 AM (u82oZ)

162 About damn time we got people in charge that fight.

It only took about 40 years of the "don't stoop to their level" crowd losing - daily - to finally prove them wrong.

Posted by: Free Thinker at August 08, 2025 07:38 AM (dXEEh)

163 156 Videos are beginning to surface of SNAP participants trying to buy junk food, candy and sodas... and the newly programmed registers balking.

And the customers going bananas.

It's being called "the Trump diet."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 08, 2025 07:32 AM (Q4IgG)

That's awesome and has been sorely needed for decades. People would buy junk food/soda with SNAP/food stamps and resell it for profit. I doubt you can resell broccoli for a profit.

Posted by: Farquad at August 08, 2025 07:38 AM (znbnV)

164 {{{TecumsehTea }}}

Blessings to you for a quick recovery.

There are easier ways to meet cute3 doctors.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 08, 2025 07:39 AM (u82oZ)

165 Hunh.

AI does not help my typing skills. Disappointed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 08, 2025 07:44 AM (u82oZ)

166 Farquad

Broccoli, maybe, but not succotash. Avoid it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 08, 2025 07:46 AM (u82oZ)

167 Thanks, Salty.
I'm kinda 29 for cute doctors.
But I was thankful for all the care.
And I'm thankful for all the prayers from here.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at August 08, 2025 07:47 AM (mZ/55)

168 The city itself is pretty blue
_-_-_
I always hear that in Leon Redbone's voice singing a Jimmie Rodgers song. (Well, that's maybe one guy who was talking about music of the 20's in the 70's.)

I think I would feel pretty blue with politicians like that, too.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 08, 2025 08:01 AM (vd6bO)

169 It's being called "the Trump diet."
_-_-_-_-_
Oh, man. Wait til the wife hears about that. I remember her ranting just yesterday about somebody in front of her in the checkout line buying a bunch of crap, paying with ebt, thinking, "I am paying for that!"

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 08, 2025 08:07 AM (vd6bO)

170 from the JJ thread:

29 Tecumseh Tea, I saw your German info. I can't pronounce it, but I appreciate knowing it exists!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2025 07:53 AM (omVj0)

Posted by: m at August 08, 2025 09:06 AM (aURVT)

A Farewell To ONT

Howdy! Welcome to the Thursday ONT. Know who get it? The Poles get it.


Poles.jpg

Drives me nuts that so many people think Fascism and Communism are opposites. They're 98% the same set of beliefs. Historically, they oppose each other because they're both competing for the same followers.

Purple Heart Day


Trans Terror

Brazilian Woman Granted Refugee Status in Europe After Facing 25-Year Sentence for ‘Misgendering’ Trans Politician


In a precedent-setting move, a European country has officially granted full refugee protections to a Brazilian women’s rights activist who was facing 25 years in prison in her home country for misgendering a transgender politician. Isabella Cêpa is the first person to be recognized as a victim of state persecution for her outspoken opposition to gender identity ideology.

As previously reported by Reduxx, Cêpa first came under criminal investigation after she made a social media post about Erika Hilton – a male politician who “identifies” as a woman. Hilton was elected to São Paulo’s municipal government in November of 2020, winning his seat by a landslide that gave him the title of the most voted-for ‘woman’ in Brazil.
At the time of his victory, Hilton was celebrated in international media as being a “symbolic triumph” for transgender people. Hilton was amongst the top 10 most-voted for candidates in all of Brazil, and was touted as the “only woman” to make the list. 
It was the widespread announcement of his victory that first put him on Cêpa’s radar.

Surprisingly enough, it's the EU granting asylum. I would have expected it to be one of the Eastern Bloc countries.

Washed In The Blood Of The Lamb


Redeemed Whores, Prideful Virgins, and What To Do with the Doctrine of Expiation

What followed was predictable: a stampede of screeching outrage, not from liberal heretics or blue-haired witches, but from the alt-right young men who usually chant “Christ is King” with us in the trenches. Apparently, the Gospel of Jesus Christ is fine when it saves murderers, warlords, and Confederate war generals, but not when it washes clean the girl with a body count. We can forgive Saul of Tarsus, but not the girl who had a stripper pole in her living room.

What this backlash revealed is that even among those who claim the name of Christ, there is a deadly misunderstanding about the nature of redemption. They love the aesthetics of Christianity (the blood, the cross, the judgment) but they have no patience for the glory of forgiveness. They wield law like a war hammer but have no category for grace. To them, the Gospel is a tool for smashing their enemies, not resurrecting their sisters. That is why I responded the way I did. I said: “This tweet from Protestia brought some H8rs out of the woodwork. But let me be clear: We are going to stand with the Gospel Doctrine of Expiation, and continue to proclaim its supernatural power to redeem sinners.”

There's an interesting theological debate to be had there if anyone wants to have it. I pretty much agree with the author of the linked piece. Sin is sin, be it murder or theft or fornication, and we're all guilty. If the sinner truly repents in Christ, those sins are washed clean and the sinner is born again. If it's good enough for Christ it should be good enough for a prospective partner. Besides, if she really has repented, she'll might make a fine wife, and the wedding night will be one to remember.


Clot Shot


mRNA-based SARS-CoV-2 vaccines: The intracellular aggregation of encoded spike monomers and their subunits as a cause of cardiac side effects

I lost the link, but the linked paper was summarized like this at the page I got this from:

New study published in the prestigious Frontiers in Immunology journal reveal that modRNA "covid vaccines" program human cells not to produce a uniform spike protein as intended (as a SARS-CoV-2 antigen) - but rather produce multiple variants of this protein and undesirable products that trigger inflammatory conditions in the body, including heart inflammation.

These spike protein variants and undesirable products aggregate into clumps inside the cell into which the vaccine mRNA has entered (including heart cells), which in the long term cause internal stress, inflammation, and cell damage.

In practice, this inflammation in heart cells can lead - over time- to symptoms such as heart palpitations, weakness, and lethal myocarditis. Depending on the person, these conditions can arise much earlier or much later.

The aggregated spike protein variants and its fragments mostly remain in the cells. This means that the body cannot simply get rid of them.

Unlike a virus, which is completely eliminated by the immune system, the cell itself produces these substances and does so for an extended period. If the affected tissue does not regenerate or is inherently sensitive (like the heart), this can lead to chronic ailments, myocarditis, and over time to life-threatening heart rhythm disorders.

The science is settled?


Richard The Lionheart


Ceausescu 2, Electric Boogaloo?


The dam is breaking on Britain’s illegal immigration crisis — and the results could be ugly

Britain’s Labour government is in trouble: Its program of massive third-world immigration from places like Pakistan and Somalia is wildly, overwhelmingly unpopular.
But that’s not the real problem. 
The real problem is that despite the best efforts of Prime Minister Keir Starmer and his leftist captive media, Britons themselves have discovered just how unpopular it is.
You might think that’s absurd — if mass immigration is unpopular, how can everyone not know it?
Everyone doesn’t know it because the government has been policing speech about immigration. 

Any criticism of open borders, lax enforcement or — worst of all — immigrant crime has been punished as “racist” and “hate speech” by the Starmer regime. 

Now I don't really think the Brits are going to stand Starmer up against a wall on Christmas...but there's always the Tower of London.


We're From The Government, We're Here To Help

Biden Put This Harmless Mechanic In Prison. Now, Troy Lake Is Asking Trump for Help

Until 2018. One day in October of that year, the Lakes and one of their employees were enjoying a meal at a local Olive Garden when the federal government executed a search warrant on Elite Diesel. They watched via an app on their phones that accessed the shop's cameras.  
"It looked like a military operation," Holly told Cowboy State Daily. She said black SUVs were lined up outside, and "agents in tactical gear" raided the place, going through every corner of the building, rifling through their equipment, and reading their personal files. 
After what the Lakes call the "raid," nothing happened for several years. The family eventually decided to move back to Wyoming, taking Elite Diesel with them. They even contacted the feds to let them know they were moving and stayed in touch, trying to do everything on the up-and-up. 
But today, Troy Lake sits in federal prison in Colorado, where he has spent the last six months. 

Thing is, he did do what he was accused of, but maybe this is a time for the “it's a stupid rule” principle to kick in.

Personal Note

This is the last Thursday ONT I will be writing. I've been doing this for almost ten years, I'm tired boss. Don't worry, I'll still be kicking your weekend off right by meeting your meme needs on the Friday ONT, but starting next week Thursdays will be covered by the eminently capable Doof. It's been a pleasure and an honor to entertain you Morons all these years.

Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by the Anti-loneliness Club:


Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:00 PM




Comments

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1 Yay, National Sea Serpent Day ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 07, 2025 10:01 PM (lUFok)

2 Yes, Virginia, there is an Uncle Sam.

Posted by: mindful webworker - walk into the light at August 07, 2025 10:01 PM (fbQVn)

3 Hello

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 10:01 PM (3ek7K)

4 Evening!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at August 07, 2025 10:01 PM (/HDaX)

5 Howdy!

Posted by: Moonbeam at August 07, 2025 10:01 PM (rbKZ6)

6 It’s Friday Eve!

Posted by: QED Texan at August 07, 2025 10:02 PM (fveCG)

7 Off ro whisrle for the corgis

Posted by: mindful webworker - number2 at August 07, 2025 10:02 PM (fbQVn)

8 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 10:02 PM (tjClK)

9 Wow. Haven't been to one of these in a while.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 10:03 PM (tjClK)

10 So long WD. I think I speak for all Morons when I say that your hard work was much appreciated.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 07, 2025 10:03 PM (hY4dx)

11 Enjoy your Thursday's off, WeirdDave. You've more than earned them.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 07, 2025 10:04 PM (lUFok)

12 First glance thought that was Moscow, didn't know Warsaw has a "Stalin gothic" wedding cake office tower too. At least that's what it looks like in the top photo.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 07, 2025 10:04 PM (U/Byj)

13 This is the last Thursday ONT I will be writing. I've been doing this for almost ten years, I'm tired boss. Don't worry, I'll still be kicking your weekend off right by meeting your meme needs on the Friday ONT,

Half a loaf is better than no loaf.

Thank you.

Posted by: RickZ at August 07, 2025 10:04 PM (gKDq2)

14 Thanks, Weird Dave for all you’ve done. Even us lurkers appreciate you.

Posted by: QED Texan at August 07, 2025 10:05 PM (fveCG)

15 Obligatory reminder that the Purple Hearts issued today were all minted in anticipation of what was projected for the invasions of Honshu and Kyushu. (Hokkaido would have been ceded to Stalin.)
I'm not going to say "happy Hiroshima Day", that would be evil. But.
Little Boy and Fat Man saved the lives of millions of Japanese as well as hundreds of thousands of GIs, Marines and sailors.

Posted by: gKWVE at August 07, 2025 10:05 PM (sDWtc)

16 If you don't forgive others, your sins won't be forgiven. God is pretty adamant about this.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 07, 2025 10:05 PM (ZmEVT)

17 It drives me nuts that people refuseto acknowlege that fascism and communism result in the same thing but come in opposite directions to the same conclusions. That and people get VERY ANGRY over that fact.

And that in the end both are collectivism and both are evil.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 07, 2025 10:06 PM (ZAN7R)

18
Apparently Ace needs to upgrade the benefits package.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 10:06 PM (3ek7K)

19 And that in the end both are collectivism and both are evil.

Posted by: Cow Demon


This guy gets it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 07, 2025 10:07 PM (lUFok)

20 Good evening Horde. Thanks WD for this one and all the past Thursdays. Glad we'll still have meme Friday. Best wishes to our new Thursday ONT overlord.

Posted by: TRex - Thursday is Disco night at August 07, 2025 10:07 PM (cCn4/)

21 You have to admire the early Christians. They would die while forgiving their murderers.

But then, the Apostles taught them well.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 07, 2025 10:07 PM (ZmEVT)

22 Greetings good Morons from sunny (not really) Texarkana.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2025 10:07 PM (z4XJW)

23 “Hate speech” is simply speech the Left doesn’t like.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 07, 2025 10:08 PM (ZAN7R)

24 Personal Note

This is the last Thursday ONT I will be writing. I've been doing this for almost ten years, I'm tired boss. Don't worry, I'll still be kicking your weekend off right by meeting your meme needs on the Friday ONT, but starting next week Thursdays will be covered by the eminently capable Doof. It's been a pleasure and an honor to entertain you Morons all these years.



Well, shit.

Guess I picked a good ONT to come to, then.

Godspeed and enjoy getting your Thursday's back!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 10:08 PM (tjClK)

25 Drives me nuts that so many people think Fascism and Communism are opposites. They're 98% the same set of beliefs. Historically, they oppose each other because they're both competing for the same followers.
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Agree.
And thank you for all the Thursday ONT's, WD.

Posted by: scampydog at August 07, 2025 10:08 PM (41CYW)

26 Apparently Ace needs to upgrade the benefits package.


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He added FREE ICE more than a year ago.

Sheesh.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 07, 2025 10:08 PM (hY4dx)

27
Cow Demon,

Bingo

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 10:08 PM (3ek7K)

28 Can I forgive them and then kill them? Or is that not considered sporting? “Kill ‘em all, let God sort ‘em out” is pretty sound theology, if you stop and think about it.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2025 10:08 PM (nK972)

29 If you don't forgive others, your sins won't be forgiven. God is pretty adamant about this.
Posted by: no one of any consequence

Well Who died and made Him boss?


Oh, wait. . ..

Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2025 10:09 PM (z4XJW)

30 Oh no, Doof? Does this mean I am getting assigned his work again, but still only getting paid 1/2 of what he does?

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 10:09 PM (pZEOD)

31 Actually not sure about the Purple Heart medals *today* having been from the late WWII minting. I know that was true up through the early 200s (at least I think I know). But thought they'd actually had to make some more, having finally run through that stock.

And the war ending when it did didn't just save American and Japanese lives. Every day the war continued the excess deaths in Japanese-occupied territories, and in combat outside Japan or the Pacific, piled up. And there's good reason to believe several areas were on the cusp of public health catastrophes (apart from Japan, which definitely was) - which kill far, far more than even major military operations.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 07, 2025 10:09 PM (U/Byj)

32 Thanks for doing the ONT. Really look forward to it.

Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at August 07, 2025 10:10 PM (th/4a)

33
Cicero


WTH, ice is a great benefit. Some people don't appreciate the finer things in life.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 10:10 PM (3ek7K)

34
PHI 34, CIN 17 4th Q 🏈

Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2025 10:11 PM (AOsQT)

35 I've seen a few cobs work and most don't realize what goes into getting these things done every week.

I couldn't do it. My skillz iz bad like that.

Good on ya for doing it for so long WD. We were blessed to be reading them each week.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 10:11 PM (tjClK)

36 Of course, being stuck with Doof now.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 10:11 PM (tjClK)

37 30 Oh no, Doof? Does this mean I am getting assigned his work again, but still only getting paid 1/2 of what he does?
Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 10:09 PM (pZEOD)

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That is so wrong. Under the HQ Official Guidelines a female cob is entitled to 72% of what a male cob gets for equivalent work.

If I were you I would complain to HR.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 07, 2025 10:12 PM (hY4dx)

38 "but starting next week Thursdays will be covered by the eminently capable Doof"

Wait - there's another Doof around here?? A capable one??

Posted by: Doof at August 07, 2025 10:12 PM (QMAsf)

39 I'm an unforgiven whore man myself.

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 10:12 PM (VPPG8)

40 'It's been a pleasure and an honor to entertain you Morons all these years.'

You've done a great job and I'm grateful. Be proud of yourself.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 07, 2025 10:12 PM (3wi/L)

41 I agree, WD. You will be missed, but glad you are hanging around on meme Friday, though!

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 10:12 PM (pZEOD)

42 Fascists are national socialists and communists are international socialists. It's all slavery and death.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 07, 2025 10:12 PM (pIfcn)

43
Doof 1 or Doof 2, hmmm, taking bets here.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 10:13 PM (3ek7K)

44 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 10:13 PM (zZu0s)

45 Sponge, you don't spit into the wind and you don't mess around with Doof. Open thread Thursday would be a train wreck.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2025 10:13 PM (HFcKg)

46 That is so wrong. Under the HQ Official Guidelines a female cob is entitled to 72% of what a male cob gets for equivalent work.

If I were you I would complain to HR.
Posted by: Cicero

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Identify as a male.

Modern problems require modern solutions.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2025 10:13 PM (8a8OI)

47
That is so wrong. Under the HQ Official Guidelines a female cob is entitled to 72% of what a male cob gets for equivalent work.

If I were you I would complain to HR.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 07, 2025 10:12 PM (hY4dx)

He won’t even give me a locker. He said the used grocery bag was fine.

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 10:13 PM (pZEOD)

48 Of course, being stuck with Doof now.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 10:11 PM (tjClK)


Disco Thursday Nights!

Posted by: Doof at August 07, 2025 10:13 PM (QMAsf)

49 Should have joined the Pessimists club.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 07, 2025 10:13 PM (63Dwl)

50 Yo Weird Dave. Good job , great work.
Thank you!

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 10:14 PM (VPPG8)

51 COBS retired or semi- lately

Mis Hum
Perf. Squirrel
Thursday WeirdDave

WHAT IS HAPPENING? THIS BLOG IS FALLING APART!

"I'll still be kicking your weekend off right by meeting your meme needs on the Friday ONT"

Oh. Phew! Okay then. That's the important part.

Thanks for the Thursdays WD.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Ace's retirement to be announced in #twoweeks at August 07, 2025 10:14 PM (fbQVn)

52 Female cobs might get green dildos thrown at them here.
Male cobs get the black ones

Posted by: gKWVE at August 07, 2025 10:14 PM (sDWtc)

53 Anti-loneliness club? I can't imagine anything worse than associating with a bunch of people with whom the only thing I have in common is the characteristic that I'd most like to change. The state made me do that to collect unemployment when I was laid off. I had to attend weekly meetings at the so-called "job center." Imagine a bunch of people all sitting around bitching and moaning about their inability to get jobs.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 07, 2025 10:14 PM (/y8xj)

54 He is also ignoring me right now.

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 10:14 PM (pZEOD)

55 49 Should have joined the Pessimists club.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 07, 2025 10:13 PM (63Dwl)

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I may join the Procrastinators.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 07, 2025 10:14 PM (hY4dx)

56 The Purple Heart supply from 1945 haven’t run out yet. They had to install new ribbons due to age, and put them in new boxes. They may have other contracts for new manufacturers

Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2025 10:15 PM (nK972)

57 The way this admin wants to be involved in central planning of the economy and what is allowed to succeed or fail, sure feels a lot like communism 👀

Posted by: The Letter J at August 07, 2025 10:15 PM (Z/h4+)

58 If tonight spoofs a farewell to arms, tomorrow features leggy women?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 07, 2025 10:15 PM (S/Y4j)

59 1 Yay, National Sea Serpent Day ONT!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 07, 2025 10:01 PM (lUFok)

I approve this message!

Posted by: Cecil at August 07, 2025 10:17 PM (mP0Kj)

60 58 If tonight spoofs a farewell to arms...

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 07, 2025 10:15 PM
***
Uh oh. I already had short arms. Now you're telling me to say farewell to those?

Posted by: TRex - still have a small brain at August 07, 2025 10:18 PM (cCn4/)

61 58 If tonight spoofs a farewell to arms, tomorrow features leggy women?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 07, 2025 10:15 PM (S/Y4j)

that's NOT funny!

Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 07, 2025 10:18 PM (mP0Kj)

62 I don't comment often, but I've enjoyed your ONTs, WD. I hope you'll guest host now and then. Thank you.

Posted by: Wenda at August 07, 2025 10:18 PM (MEcCv)

63 57

Wut?!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 07, 2025 10:18 PM (L9kkv)

64 60 58 If tonight spoofs a farewell to arms...

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 07, 2025 10:15 PM
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Uh oh. I already had short arms. Now you're telling me to say farewell to those?
Posted by: TRex - still have a small brain at August 07, 2025 10:18 PM (cCn4/)

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Just SHUT UP

Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 07, 2025 10:18 PM (hY4dx)

65 Posted by: The Letter J at August 07, 2025 10:15 PM (Z/h4+)

Concern status:
[x] Noted
[ ] Not noted

In the real world tinyurl.com/3db66j76

Posted by: gKWVE at August 07, 2025 10:18 PM (sDWtc)

66 60 58 If tonight spoofs a farewell to arms...

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 07, 2025 10:15 PM
***
Uh oh. I already had short arms. Now you're telling me to say farewell to those?
Posted by: TRex - still have a small brain at August 07, 2025 10:18 PM (cCn4/)

Bastards …

Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 07, 2025 10:19 PM (TTAGa)

67
Doof 1 or Doof 2, hmmm, taking bets here.

Posted by: fourseasons


Cat in the Hat

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 07, 2025 10:19 PM (63Dwl)

68 21
'You have to admire the early Christians. They would die while forgiving their murderers.'

They had to. It'd be a real pity to be killed for your faith only to be barred entry to heaven because you didn't forgive your enemies.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 07, 2025 10:19 PM (3wi/L)

69 63 57

Wut?!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 07, 2025 10:18 PM (L9kkv)

I don’t think he knows he entered the wrong speakeasy.

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 10:19 PM (pZEOD)

70 ***Troll sighting has been reported***

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 07, 2025 10:19 PM (hY4dx)

71 Posted by: The Letter J

Loved your stuff on Sesame Street.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 07, 2025 10:19 PM (/y8xj)

72 He won’t even give me a locker. He said the used grocery bag was fine.
Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 10:13 PM (pZEOD)


You can buy a new one from me for a dollar!

Posted by: Doof at August 07, 2025 10:20 PM (QMAsf)

73 Trading WeirdDave for Doof is like the Red Sox trading Jeff Bagwell to Houston for Larry Anderson. It's a travesty!

Posted by: It Never Ends! at August 07, 2025 10:20 PM (G5+As)

74 Thank you, WeirdDave. Your ONTs were unique.

Thanks to all our COBs and substitute COBs. It's a tough job keeping the Horde entertained, off the streets, and off the crack.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 07, 2025 10:20 PM (kpS4V)

75 57 The way this admin wants to be involved in central planning of the economy and what is allowed to succeed or fail, sure feels a lot like communism 👀
Posted by: The Letter J at August 07, 2025 10:15 PM (Z/h4+)

Fascism is when the Government tells corporations what to do.

Communism is when the Government owns the corporations, and then tells them what to do.

Oligarchy, which we are close to, is when some rich folks own the Corporations, and the Government, and tells both what to do.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2025 10:20 PM (mP0Kj)

76 The cause of Dan Bongino's stress and trauma last week haas been revealed in part.

Fawnay (what you talkin bout) Wills and Bill Barr were texting and emailing each other during the height of Trumps dep state persecution in 2021-2023

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 10:20 PM (VPPG8)

77 Just how many Michelle Field socks will show out

This place 🤣

Posted by: browndog digs at the carpet at August 07, 2025 10:20 PM (TTAGa)

78 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

WeirdDave, thanks for all of the ONTs!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at August 07, 2025 10:20 PM (SRRAx)

79 ***misgendering a transgender***
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Takes a convoluted brain to understand that.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2025 10:20 PM (mjogX)

80 Yay, National Sea Serpent Day ONT!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310

I approve this message!
Posted by: Cecil

You're not really 29, are you?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2025 10:21 PM (z4XJW)

81
Open threads and we're good to go.

This crowd can talk about anything.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 10:21 PM (3ek7K)

82 Good fucking riddance
My mom says you're worthless too

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian i at August 07, 2025 10:22 PM (QXQ4l)

83 "but starting next week Thursdays will be covered by the eminently capable Doof"
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Wait - there's another Doof around here?? A capable one??
Posted by: Doof at August 07, 2025 10:12 PM (QMAsf)


Now see, there's an honest employee.

Posted by: RickZ at August 07, 2025 10:22 PM (gKDq2)

84
Mis Hum,

Miss you darling.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 10:23 PM (3ek7K)

85 It's a tough job keeping the Horde entertained, off the streets, and off the crack.
Posted by: All Hail Eris


What's wrong with crack??

Posted by: totally not Hunter at August 07, 2025 10:23 PM (sDWtc)

86 Howdy fourseasons

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian i at August 07, 2025 10:23 PM (QXQ4l)

87 I painted a Purple Heart in one of my paintings to honor my uncle and father. I'm convinced divine intervention allowed it to be a pretty good representation . I just laid done some paint with no rhyme or reason and George Washington just seemed to appear. Couldn't repeat it if you gave me a million dollars.

Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2025 10:24 PM (VofaG)

88 Is that the real MisHum or a trollish

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 07, 2025 10:24 PM (kpS4V)

89

Too much Doof.

How about an all-star rotation.

Posted by: Just Sayin... at August 07, 2025 10:24 PM (RLJ/6)

90 Homunculus?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 07, 2025 10:24 PM (kpS4V)

91
Open threads and we're good to go.
This crowd can talk about anything.
Posted by: fourseasons


Have to wait for 100 comments.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 07, 2025 10:24 PM (63Dwl)

92 Should have joined the Pessimists club.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 07, 2025 10:13 PM (63Dwl)

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I may join the Procrastinators.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 07, 2025 10:14 PM (hY4dx)


“I don’t want to belong to any club that would accept me as one of its members.”

Kudos to Groucho.

Posted by: RickZ at August 07, 2025 10:25 PM (gKDq2)

93
He's real and he's spectacular!

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 10:25 PM (3ek7K)

94 ***“Better to marry a former OF model who has come to know the depths of her sin and the mercy of the Lord, than an unkissed virgin with a haughty look and a proud heart.”***
--

Whoa hoe, KA BAM!


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2025 10:25 PM (mjogX)

95 Mis Hum, big hug to you and the Fablous.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2025 10:25 PM (HFcKg)

96 57 The way this admin wants to be involved in central planning of the economy and what is allowed to succeed or fail, sure feels a lot like communism 👀
Posted by: The Letter J at August 07, 2025 10:15 PM (Z/h4+)

Ha Ha Commies trying to hide in plain sight be like bikers walking into a Mafia Bar in the Bronx...

Now yous can't leave

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 10:25 PM (VPPG8)

97 Oh my...I sure hope we can keep the 3Ds!
I so miss MisHum...now I have to miss WD?! And Perfessor?!
Geez you guys...I'll just shoot myself now (or probably not),,🤪🙃
I'll go get a cocktail now...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 07, 2025 10:26 PM (L9kkv)

98 The A-bombs were a classic coup de grace. Time to end it.

Posted by: Beverly at August 07, 2025 10:26 PM (Epeb0)

99 Yay, National Sea Serpent Day ONT!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 07, 2025 10:01 PM (lUFok)
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I approve this message!
Posted by: Cecil at August 07, 2025 10:17 PM (mP0Kj)


That's really funny.

But I guess you had to be there.

Posted by: RickZ at August 07, 2025 10:27 PM (gKDq2)

100 45/
Nice play on lyrics Ben Had...

Thanks for all the Thursday night ONT entertainment WD. Look forward to the continued Friday meme ONTs...

Posted by: The Grateful at August 07, 2025 10:27 PM (cCn4/)

101 Good evening morons and thank you wd for 10 years of Thursday nights

Gracias
תוֹדָה
Спасибо
Danke
Bedankt
Grazie
No French

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2025 10:27 PM (JvZF+)

102 101!

Posted by: The Grateful at August 07, 2025 10:27 PM (cCn4/)

103 rats...

Posted by: The Grateful at August 07, 2025 10:28 PM (cCn4/)

104
You lose.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 10:28 PM (3ek7K)

105 The Lotus Eaters (Gen X and younger Brits) are all over the uproar in Britain about their new rapey neighbors, with videos. The locals are calling Keir Starmer "Two-Tier Keir," and chanting "Keir Starmer's a Wanker!" in mass protests.

They need a new Edict of Expulsion.

Posted by: Beverly at August 07, 2025 10:28 PM (Epeb0)

106 The physicists who realized a uranium bomb was theoretically possible were mortified. They first sent Fermi to discuss it with some undersecretary of the Navy or something like that. “There’s a Wop waiting outside” was the way they handled it. They figured he was crazy. It wasn’t until 1942 that the US government got serious about spending the money and building the infrastructure necessary to acquire fissionable material.

But from that point, when it was taken seriously they really, really took it seriously. “This can potentially end the war” and the consensus was everyone work as hard as they could on it. Every day counted.

There was no way they were going to spend $2 billion in 1942 dollars and then not use a new super bomb that would save thousands of lives. It avoided an invasion that would have proved very deadly.

There was talk by some that a demonstration should be held. Instead of bombing a city. These talks were held before the first implosion type plutonium bomb had been tested at the Trinity site.

But it was decided by the interim committee and others, including Fermi, Oppenheimer, etc, that there was no realistic alternative to dropping it on a city

Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2025 10:28 PM (nK972)

107 What's wrong with crack??
Posted by: totally not Hunter

I know, right? Just got a cool new glass pipe,supply of screens and a butane torch. Ready to rumble.

Posted by: Semper Paratus at August 07, 2025 10:28 PM (G5+As)

108 16 If you don't forgive others, your sins won't be forgiven. God is pretty adamant about this.
Posted by: no one of any consequence


The best line I remember from a sermon was, "We're all sinners. If you think you aren't a sinner, you're committing the sin of pride."

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 07, 2025 10:28 PM (0Htd1)

109 Jesus Gets Us
Ask for forgiveness

Repent.

What they all forget is AND SIN NO MORE!

Repentance without the effort and commitment to STOP doing what you were doing is fake and gay and bullshit.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 07, 2025 10:29 PM (mT+6a)

110
Guilty

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 10:29 PM (3ek7K)

111 Why do Sea Serpents get one lousy day when the poofters and dykes get an entire month?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 07, 2025 10:30 PM (hY4dx)

112 I've only met one guy with a purple heart. He was a crusty old senior NCO who wore the electric strawberry on his right shoulder. Vietnam.

I was his duty driver for a few months in Germany. He liked me, because I would talk back to him. He didn't suffer fools well.

Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo at August 07, 2025 10:30 PM (0aYVJ)

113
Cicero,

They aren't special enough.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 10:31 PM (3ek7K)

114 76 The cause of Dan Bongino's stress and trauma last week haas been revealed in part.

Fawnay (what you talkin bout) Wills and Bill Barr were texting and emailing each other during the height of Trumps dep state persecution in 2021-2023
Posted by: Captain Fantastic
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Barr is a sorry pos.
He should go in a dreadful and humiliating way.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2025 10:32 PM (mjogX)

115 Evenin'

More Doof ONT's? That means more....

youtu.be/g_QtO0Rhp0w

:-)

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 07, 2025 10:33 PM (Wg6v7)

116 Thanks for the ONTs, WeirdDave.

That poor girl, what an awful prank.

I'd at least sit by her and let her buy me dinner to salvage the evening. Under an assumed name of course.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 10:33 PM (i24o9)

117 I painted a Purple Heart in one of my paintings to honor my uncle and father. I'm convinced divine intervention allowed it to be a pretty good representation . I just laid done some paint with no rhyme or reason and George Washington just seemed to appear. Couldn't repeat it if you gave me a million dollars.
Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2025 10:24 PM (VofaG)


In a different media, poetry, I know that feeling. Only happened once. I swear to this day I didn't write one particular poem, I just typed it. Then later did minor editing. Done. But it wasn't me, not my style/verbage.

Posted by: RickZ at August 07, 2025 10:33 PM (gKDq2)

118 misgendering a transgender

That's what transgenderism itself IS.

Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2025 10:33 PM (pkv3v)

119 39 I'm an unforgiven whore man myself.
Posted by: Captain Fantastic


I thought the correct term was "manslut".

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 07, 2025 10:34 PM (0Htd1)

120 There was talk by some that a demonstration should be held. Instead of bombing a city. . . .
Posted by: Common Tater

Ackshully, bombing Hiroshima WAS a demonstration if you think about it.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2025 10:34 PM (z4XJW)

121 Thanks WD. I don’t comment often but felt need to. I pretty much read all the ONTs You did good. Feel free to do a guest post every now and then. Here’s some Eagle Rare through the ubs port

Posted by: Biggest Alfredo at August 07, 2025 10:35 PM (8cPKb)

122 I think the guy judging 'alt Right Christians ' is creating a problem in his head that doesn't exist . Yes there are exceptions but it's just that. Not some widespread problem. And I question anyone who uses the term Alt Right .

So many examples of the biggest of sinners being accepted with open arms by Conservative Evangelicals.

Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2025 10:35 PM (VofaG)

123 >>>Unlike a virus, which is completely eliminated by the immune system, the cell itself produces these substances and does so for an extended period. If the affected tissue does not regenerate or is inherently sensitive (like the heart), this can lead to chronic ailments, myocarditis, and over time to life-threatening heart rhythm disorders.

The science is settled?
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And it's not settled on how to get that crap out of your system either.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2025 10:35 PM (mjogX)

124 The Museums at Oak Ridge are fantastic. None of the woke BS at all.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2025 10:35 PM (z4XJW)

125 42 Fascists are national socialists and communists are international socialists. It's all slavery and death.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here


I had a history professor in college who was from Estonia. He had lived under nazi occupation and under the soviet system. He liked America A LOT.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 07, 2025 10:36 PM (0Htd1)

126
We've fallen far as a country if misgendering someone is a crime.

Does anyone actually look at the person taking your order or helping you in a store?

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 10:36 PM (3ek7K)

127 82 MisHum

Ouch honey!🤯

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 07, 2025 10:36 PM (L9kkv)

128 75 fair enough lol

Fascism can also contain state-ownership of industry, via corporatism (Italian fascism) and Communism can allow for private ownership, examples seen even in its earliest forms, NEP-era USSR allowing small private businesses, etc..

You’d have to be pretty blind to not see how much power, influence and outright control the current admin is exerting upon the free market and private businesses. Just pointing that out, because everyone who sees it needs to.

Posted by: The Letter J at August 07, 2025 10:36 PM (Z/h4+)

129 What followed was predictable: a stampede of screeching outrage, not from liberal heretics or blue-haired witches, but from the alt-right young men who usually chant “Christ is King” with us in the trenches.

I read the article and the conclusion is pretty clear: the author is an asshole - has absolutely no idea what conviction of the Holy Spirit is and uses a deep edge case hypothetical to blanket condemn anyone who doesn't share the lack of wisdom this character has. The irony is, he has grace for the OF women but zero grace for believers who have taken to heart the book of Proverbs.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 07, 2025 10:36 PM (a6PrB)

130 Partway through the X essay on redemption, and something that has struck me for a few years now: the Left does not believe in full forgiveness and redemption. Cancel culture is a great example of this. Someone can make a groveling apology online, and the Left will say it's not good enough and continue to shun and/or destroy this person. Alex Jones was the first domino to fall: He immediately retracted that brief segment on Sandy Hook, apologized profusely for it, and Left is still screaming for his blood.

Posted by: pookysgirl has some thoughts at August 07, 2025 10:38 PM (Wt5PA)

131 And of course there never was a choice "between" use of the bomb, and invasion. Invasion planners had requested at least 9 A-bombs (3 per major invasion sector on Kyushu). And if Olympic had been necessary, and then Coronet, planning for Coronet would have also surely called for many A-bombs to use.

Another thing there never was: a "decision" to use the A-bombs. It was the default situation, no need for a separate decision, the decision to build/test the system was the decision to use it, if deemed necessary. Yet another false implied premise of the "revisionist" hacks.

I've never seen this point discussed, but correspondence with a prominent Pacific war historian just last week showed he completely agreed.

And don't be so sure about Hokkaido. The Soviets had barely any amphibious capability of the sort required. In fact one of our last tranches of Lend-Lease aid gave them their only suitable vessels, and their forces in the Far East had no specialized training.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 07, 2025 10:38 PM (U/Byj)

132 That'll do, Weird Dave. Perfect score.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2025 10:39 PM (wVcYX)

133 Disco Thursday Nights!
Posted by: Doof


Aw, geez. I lived through the disco era.
Do I hate K C and the Sunshine Band? Why, yes I do.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 07, 2025 10:40 PM (0Htd1)

134
Little Boy and Fat Man saved the lives of millions of Japanese as well as hundreds of thousands of GIs, Marines and sailors.
Posted by: gKWVE at August 07, 2025 10:05 PM (sDWtc)

__________

War Crime: Anything the Axis started that the Allies perfected.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2025 10:40 PM (kkTda)

135 I had a history professor in college who was from Estonia. He had lived under nazi occupation and under the soviet system. He liked America A LOT.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 07, 2025 10:36 PM (0Htd1)
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Throughout the entire Soviet occupation most Estonians continued to watch Finnish TV, so they were never truly behind the Iron Wall of totalitarian media and propaganda.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2025 10:40 PM (JvZF+)

136 No, a demonstration in an uninhabited area. With representatives and observers.

But, what if it’s a dud? They were sure the “gun type” bomb would work. But they only had enough U-235 for the one bomb.

The gun-type detonator system was discovered late in the game, through calculations, it wouldn’t work with plutonium. This was an epic problem. Now they had to make the implosion type trigger mechanism work.

And they had to test it first, using up very scarce plutonium. They wanted to drop 2 in a row on Japan in quick succession, to give the impression that the Americans had a pile of these things, we’re gonna hit you every other day and twice on Sunday.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2025 10:40 PM (nK972)

137 Thank you, Dave, for all tbe awesome ONTs!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 07, 2025 10:40 PM (Ezs10)

138 pookysgirl, you are the epitome of " who can find a virtuous woman"

Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2025 10:41 PM (HFcKg)

139
Redeemed Whores, Prideful Virgins, and What To Do with the Doctrine of Expiation

This article is the same old "Jesus wants you to man up and marry the slut" message of numerous modern churches wrapped in fancier dress. The ran-through 304 with a body count of the same number may find salvation and forgiveness from God, and could be accepted in good faith as a fellow believer, but the damage to her mind and body doesn't just vanish. The ability to pair bond will be gone, and the odds she will cheat on and/or divorce her husband will be exceptionally high. This person's advice is potentially ruinous to a young man who follows it. I'd put it on par with encouraging someone to jump in front of a speeding bus because God will save him if he truly believes.

Posted by: It's folly and it's diabolical at August 07, 2025 10:41 PM (KOE6H)

140 Heavy water was the schnizzit.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2025 10:42 PM (wVcYX)

141 Drives me nuts that so many people think Fascism and Communism are opposites. They're 98% the same set of beliefs. Historically, they oppose each other because they're both competing for the same followers.

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Communism == INTERNATIONAL Collectivism.
Fascism == NATIONAL Collectivism.

Posted by: ShainS at August 07, 2025 10:42 PM (KsUM/)

142 What they all forget is AND SIN NO MORE!
Repentance without the effort and commitment to STOP doing what you were doing is fake and gay and bullshit.
Posted by: nurse ratched

I needed to hear this.

Struggling.

Thanks NurseR...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 07, 2025 10:43 PM (RLJ/6)

143 "how much power, influence and outright control the current admin is exerting upon the free market and private businesses."

Nonsense. Aside from tariffs, which are just another form of tax policy, there is wholesale de-reg across the board. Apart from (thankfully) enforcing civil rights laws and the constitution to prevent political persecution by businesses, every move is to reduce regulation.

The purpose of admin policy is *growth* and economic dynamism. The purpose of control under statist regimes is *control*.

This rivals MrJack's comical posts on EVs.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 07, 2025 10:43 PM (U/Byj)

144 Heavy water was the schnizzit.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2025 10:42 PM (wVcYX)

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* "Cold Fusion" has entered the chat *

Posted by: ShainS at August 07, 2025 10:43 PM (KsUM/)

145 Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 07, 2025 10:36 PM (a6PrB)

^This

Posted by: Good points made at August 07, 2025 10:44 PM (KOE6H)

146 Evening, Weird Dave, and ONT Horde. Sorry to see your departure from the Thursday ONT, but I know it has to be time-consuming. Look forward to seeing you and Gingy in October.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2025 10:44 PM (433OD)

147 I think they are still working on 'where did earth water come from? ' Most interstellar water is heavy water.

Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2025 10:45 PM (VofaG)

148 Not sure what you guys are talking about, but I'm learning a lot.

Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2025 10:45 PM (AOsQT)

149 Thanks WD, for all the ONTs.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2025 10:45 PM (ynpvh)

150
Everything is forgiven, but everything has to be paid for.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2025 10:45 PM (kkTda)

151
You’d have to be pretty blind to not see how much power, influence and outright control the current admin is exerting upon the free market and private businesses. Just pointing that out, because everyone who sees it needs to.
Posted by: The Letter J at August 07, 2025 10:36 PM (Z/h4+)

I know. Its the shame on you/me conundrum BUT Trump so far is a man of peace and openly displays empathy for his fellow man. Yes he is a successful businessman and that alone may raise red flags. I trust Trump mostly becaUSE HE EARNED HIS MONEY IN THE BUILDING TRADES. hANDS ON...

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 10:46 PM (VPPG8)

152 Partway through the X essay on redemption, and something that has struck me for a few years now: the Left does not believe in full forgiveness and redemption.

When you have a religion of hate, its incompatible to have forgiveness and redemption - unless the Leftist is the transgressor, than forgiveness and redemption are mandatory on your part.

Exhibit A: The response the Left had to the Clot Shot. They wanted everyone who didn't get the Kill Shot to lose their jobs, children, health care and freedom. They built concentration camps and used the courts to imprison those who didn't fully comply. Zero tolerance. Zero compassion. Zero empathy.

Then when it was shown that everything they believed in was a lie. They demanded that we forget their hate, cancelling, destroying of lives and pretend that it never happened.

They demanded that they are not held responsible for the trillions of dollars lost, the parents who died and had no funerals, the graduates who had no ceremonies, the business owners who lost everything.

You must forgive them even though they refuse to apologize. You must restore them as leaders over you even though they still want you dead.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 07, 2025 10:47 PM (a3CJ+)

153 pookysgirl, you are the epitome of " who can find a virtuous woman"

Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2025 10:41 PM (HFcKg)

Awww, you're so sweet! Pooky is slowly clawing his way back up from the brain deficit pit, but even he noticed I was overwhelmed by being everyone's brain this week. I had to say "No, your other left!" to both him and Pookette twice each in the past few days.

Posted by: pookysgirl, holding out both hands to see which one makes an L-shape at August 07, 2025 10:47 PM (Wt5PA)

154 147 I think they are still working on 'where did earth water come from? ' Most interstellar water is heavy water.
Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2025 10:45 PM (VofaG)

All water is pretty heavy. I mean, a gallon is about 8 pounds.

Posted by: To each man his due(terium) at August 07, 2025 10:48 PM (KOE6H)

155 Thanks WD, for all the ONTs.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


What Jim said. Thanks Weird Dave.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2025 10:48 PM (8a8OI)

156 We’ve heard about Fermi and his crew achieving the first sustained nuclear reaction (about 1 watt) by making a carbon and uranium “pile” under the bleachers at Stagg Field, on the squash courts. About 450 tons worth of carbon.

You know why he had to build it? Because the government contractor was on strike. So Fermi and all those guys, Fermi was a Scab!

Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2025 10:49 PM (S79R3)

157 143 everyday is a new example of the gov’t trying to dictate for the free market.

Today’s example being Trump calling for the firing of Intel’s new ceo. Which has nothing to do with his ties to China and all to due with his admission of and attempt to pivot from lack of *free market* interest in Intel’s foundry biz in its current state.

You can Google this and see it for yourself.

“In Intel’s quarterly filing with the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission, the company said that it has been “unsuccessful to date in securing any significant external foundry customers” for its Intel Foundry contract chip manufacturing business. This includes the Intel 18A manufacturing node that recently entered production and was viewed as key to the comeback plan by former Intel CEO Pat Gelsinger.

The company also said it “may pause or discontinue” development of Intel 14A—the successor to Intel 18A—and future leading-edge nodes if the company is “unable to secure a significant external customer” for the node, as it has yet to do.”

The admin is literally putting its foot down and saying “no, you can’t restructure your business in the way you need to.”

Posted by: The Letter J at August 07, 2025 10:49 PM (Z/h4+)

158 Then when it was shown that everything they believed in was a lie. They demanded that we forget their hate, cancelling, destroying of lives and pretend that it never happened.

They demanded that they are not held responsible for the trillions of dollars lost, the parents who died and had no funerals, the graduates who had no ceremonies, the business owners who lost everything.

You must forgive them even though they refuse to apologize. You must restore them as leaders over you even though they still want you dead.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure



Fuck that noise. They're lucky we aren't actively hunting them.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2025 10:49 PM (8a8OI)

159 {{{Nurse r}}}

Good to see you on this WD twilight...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 07, 2025 10:49 PM (L9kkv)

160 ***...but there's always the Tower of London.
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Good tossing point.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2025 10:49 PM (mjogX)

161 Communism is co-occurring with Marxist economics. Fascist economies are markedly more capitalistic. Not always

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2025 10:50 PM (JvZF+)

162 Stay Weird, Dave. Muchas gracias.

Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo at August 07, 2025 10:50 PM (0aYVJ)

163 Late 70s in Estonia was hilarious. The anti-Russian, anti-Soviet sentiment oozed from every pore. A city tour guide made repeated slights of Russia - in front of our aspiring KGB group chaperone (her face during this was priceless). Some Komsomol (Young Communist League) guys just about dragged me out of our official event/lunch, to ditch it and walk around the city, one showed me a small notebook with the Estonian blue/black/white tricolor in it, saying "this is our real flag".

The other one jumped a fence - broad daylight - at a government building we were walking past when I said that at least the Estonian republic flag was the best of the Soviet flags. He walked over, hauled down the flag from the pole, jumped the fence, and handed it to me. Ummm. Visions of Big Trouble and expulsion in my head. No problem!

But mostly, I remember the hot blondes. After months in Leningrad, a hawt young female was something we just fondly remembered.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 07, 2025 10:51 PM (U/Byj)

164 "Drives me nuts that so many people think Fascism and Communism are opposites. They're 98% the same set of beliefs. Historically, they oppose each other because they're both competing for the same followers."
- - - - - - - -
"SPLITTERS!" - Life of Brian

Posted by: Another Anon at August 07, 2025 10:51 PM (4h45B)

165 You will be missed on Thursday nights, my brother-in-soul.

Fridays will have to do, ya scurvy scalawag. Ar.

Posted by: Chuck at August 07, 2025 10:51 PM (QKD5H)

166
Something smells in here. I don't think it's me, I had my weekly shower last Friday.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 10:51 PM (3ek7K)

167 Purple heart day. There are a few in my family. Not quite sure how many, because they didn't talk much, and all are gone. I know 2 cousins that served in vietnam had them. One was a marine, and was there on '67-68. I think he had 2, and the other was special forces, 4 tours. He definitely had a few, and his body showed a lot of it. I saw most of them from both cousins. I had an uncle that got messed up in a tank during wwII in europe, and almost lost his leg. I'm pretty sure he had one, made references a couple times, but I never asked right out, he didn't say much. Another uncle served in the pacific in WWII, went to his grave saying the yellow race sucks, and thats all he ever said about his service, but I know he got wounded, on a ship and on land. I really..really didn't want to ask.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 07, 2025 10:51 PM (snZF9)

168 118 misgendering a transgender

That's what transgenderism itself IS.
Posted by: t-bird


That's it! Off to Hate Speech Jail with you!

Posted by: United Kingdom Govt. at August 07, 2025 10:51 PM (0Htd1)

169 Thanks for all the memes, WD!

We need a 21-gun salute sendoff for the WD Thursday ONT. An appropriate one. I'm thinking 7 super soakers, 7 Nerf dart guns, and 7 soap-bubble guns?

But I'm open to paintball guns or rubber-band guns. Or those Warner Brothers ones with the flag that says "Bang!"

Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2025 10:52 PM (DgGvY)

170 Fascists are national socialists and communists are international socialists. It's all slavery and death.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 07, 2025 10:12 PM (pIfcn)

Never forget that "progressives" and leftists in North America and the UK loved Mussolini, Hitler, and Stalin, right up until the very minute that Hitler's army marched into Russian. Then, on word from Stalin, Hitler and Mussilini were the worst people ever. The Almanac Singers (with Pete Seeger) had just released an album of isolationist songs, and they wound up begging their fans to return them for an "improved" version calling for America to enter the war.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2025 10:52 PM (433OD)

171 I didn’t realize Brazil had gone so woke. Fascist? Yeah. But work with trannie shit ? That’s surprising.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 07, 2025 10:52 PM (AiNp4)

172 Posted by: The Letter J at August 07, 2025 10:49 PM (Z/h4

And what makes you the authority to declare Trump calling for the resignation was not based on what he said was the reason?

Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2025 10:52 PM (VofaG)

173 Posted by: The Letter J at August 07, 2025 10:15 PM (Z/h4+)

Pretty fucking queer letter, that one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2025 10:54 PM (433OD)

174 Summer wanes. Sunset is now before 21:00. Looking forward to winter, when the sun rises around 10:00.

When I got here in February it was rising well past 09:00. Weird being on the far western side of the time zone.

Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo at August 07, 2025 10:54 PM (0aYVJ)

175 Fermi or somebody noticed that commercially available carbon had a lot of impurities making it unsuitable for as a moderator or whatever. They finally got that worked out.

But they insisted on secrecy, and not publishing this. The German scientists never figured that out, that’s why they were using “heavy water”, much more problematic.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2025 10:54 PM (S79R3)

176 You must forgive them even though they refuse to apologize. You must restore them as leaders over you even though they still want you dead.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 07, 2025 10:47 PM (a3CJ+)
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I have been confident and consistent from the beginning: Justice is coming.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2025 10:55 PM (JvZF+)

177 You must forgive them even though they refuse to apologize.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 07, 2025 10:47 PM (a3CJ+)

That right there needs to be repeated over and over. We're asking for actual repentance, and they won't do it. And there's plenty of people who have repented of their Kung Flu sins that have been forgiven, so the Clot Shot fanatics can't say that we won't forgive them if they repent. But they refuse to repent, probably out of pride.

Posted by: pookysgirl, not talking about a lion pride at August 07, 2025 10:55 PM (Wt5PA)

178 This person's advice is potentially ruinous to a young man who follows it.

The hate-filled rhetoric and demagoguery convinced me that his person is, as you say they are.

The craven manipulation, virtue signaling and the demand to take one for the team because birth rates are low is sickening.

The total jettisoning of Wisdom, the trivializing of sexual immorality. To pretend that adultery is not a death penalty sin in the thousands of years of different cultures that preceded the 1960s Western overthrow of traditional morals.

I'm sure there are people who have done things that result in them riding a wheel chair would like a redo.

My take is that each "Christ is King" man should evaluate the situation, consider the risks, the emotional toll and the sincerity of the hypothetical repentance, seek wise council, and pray.

Then forget this evil bastard that wrote this screed.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 07, 2025 10:55 PM (a3CJ+)

179 Surprisingly enough, it's the EU granting asylum. I would have expected it to be one of the Eastern Bloc countries.

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EU and Eastern bloc are not mutually exclusive. Poland, Romania, Hungary, Bulgaria, Czech Republic, are all EU members.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 07, 2025 10:55 PM (AiNp4)

180 Fascism is just a subset of communism. After all it was created by a radical Marxist.

Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2025 10:55 PM (VofaG)

181 Does anyone actually look at the person taking your order or helping you in a store?

Posted by: fourseasons


If I'm not kept waiting, I'm so happy that I don't care if it's a man wearing a dress and bad make up.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 07, 2025 10:56 PM (0Htd1)

182 170 that’s historically inaccurate. There were tens of thousands of Western leftists that went to fight and die in Spanish Civil War against Spanish, Italian and German fascists, while never actually fully being adjoined to the Republican forces. International Brigades. There was dynamic opposition between far left and far right even then. I say that as an anti-far either direction lol

Posted by: The Letter J at August 07, 2025 10:57 PM (Z/h4+)

183 ...But consider where we actually fall:
When you cannot keep the majority of your labor, cannot opt out without facing state violence, cannot choose how your extracted labor is used, and face increasing surveillance and restriction of movement—how far from the slavery end of the spectrum are we really?

The question isn’t whether we’re chattel slaves, but whether we’re close enough to that end to warrant the comparison.
...
The Invisible Shackles
The genius of contemporary slavery isn’t the whip, it’s the W-2. It’s not the chain, it’s the mortgage payment. It’s not the overseer with a gun, it’s the IRS agent with a lien.
...
https://tinyurl.com/2v24zzy7

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2025 10:57 PM (mjogX)

184 "Trump nominates CEA chair Stephen Miran to Federal Reserve board". I think his head is in the right place.

Posted by: runner at August 07, 2025 10:57 PM (g47mK)

185 >> I think they are still working on 'where did earth water come from? ' Most interstellar water is heavy water.

I wouldn't call it heavy water by a long shot, it's just the isotope ratios are different. Besides D vs H, you've got the oxygen isotopes, O-16, -17, and -18 as well thrown in the mix.

Most comet water turns out to be quite different, which ruled out the theory that comet bombardment gave earth its water. Now, some comets do have earth-like water isotope ratios.

What will be interesting is any measurements of the interstellar 3I/Atlas water isotope ratios.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2025 10:59 PM (w6EFb)

186 By the age of 16, Richard had taken command of his own army, putting down rebellions in Poitou against his father.
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Sixteen

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2025 10:59 PM (mjogX)

187
nerdygirl,
Yep, The best way to avoid misgendering is to be polite, thank you for your help, etc.

The weirdos want to trap us.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 11:00 PM (3ek7K)

188 Communism is co-occurring with Marxist economics. Fascist economies are markedly more capitalistic. Not always

Both stifle innovation since profits are socialized and failures are made private.

If it wasn't for IP theft, where would China and India be?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 07, 2025 11:00 PM (a3CJ+)

189 Increased law enforcement will be present on the streets at midnight, led by U.S. Park Police following an 11PM roll call at the established command center, with participation from all members of the Task Force’s Law Enforcement Working Group over the course of the seven day operation, including:

◦Metro Transit Police Department (MTPD)
◦Amtrak Police Department (APD)
◦United States Capitol Police (USCP)
◦Metro Police Department (MPD)
◦Homeland Security Investigations (HSI)
◦Federal Protective Service (FPS)
◦Enforcement and Removal Operations (ERO)
◦Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA)
◦Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)
◦Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives (ATF)
◦United States Marshals Service (USMS)
◦United States Attorney’s Office – District of Columbia (DDC)
◦Department of Interior (DOI)
◦Pre-Trial Services Agency (PSA)
◦Court Services and Offender Supervision Agency

Goo leee Andy. What the H E double hockey sticks is goin on in DC?

-Zombie Barnie Fife

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 11:01 PM (VPPG8)

190 The genius of contemporary slavery isn’t the whip, it’s the W-2. It’s not the chain, it’s the mortgage payment. It’s not the overseer with a gun, it’s the IRS agent with a lien.

—-

I’m for low taxes as much as the next guy. But come on. mortgages are chains? Come on man. Nobody is forcing you to get a mortgage Fer crying out loud.


Sure come on.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 07, 2025 11:01 PM (AiNp4)

191 Posted by: The Letter J at August 07, 2025 10:57 PM (Z/h4+

You Leftists always end up fighting each other. You're ignorant of history. My favorite part of the Spanish Civil War is when the Republican Commies turned their guns on each other.

Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2025 11:02 PM (VofaG)

192 188 you don’t think IP theft isn’t an issue within capitalism? Look at the entire history of 3M lol

IP theft is more a human nature characteristic than a political ideology one haha

Posted by: The Letter J at August 07, 2025 11:03 PM (Z/h4+)

193 Now I don't really think the Brits are going to stand Starmer up against a wall on Christmas...but there's always the Tower of London.

--------------

Make Drawn And Quartered Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS at August 07, 2025 11:03 PM (KsUM/)

194 Fascism is just a subset of communism. After all it was created by a radical Marxist.
Posted by: polynikes


Fascists are Communism's Protestants?

Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2025 11:03 PM (DgGvY)

195 We've fallen far as a country if misgendering someone is a crime.

Does anyone actually look at the person taking your order or helping you in a store?

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 10:36 PM (3ek7K)

That was Brazil, not America, although there those in America who would wish it to be so. Trannies are flat out evil.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2025 11:03 PM (1ogME)

196 My Dad got a Purple Heart for actions in Algeria in WW2. He recouped and they sent hi back in. My college roommate of two years, and best friend, got his in Vietnam. He didn't recover. I've always thought that those that were KIA should get a little more recognition.

Posted by: javems at August 07, 2025 11:04 PM (8I4hW)

197
Chains,

My Husband said the same thing today.

Great minds!

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 11:04 PM (3ek7K)

198 Fascists' wear groovy uniforms with cool skulls and stuff..
Commies are all like can I borrow your jacket?

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 11:05 PM (VPPG8)

199 Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2025 10:59 PM (w6EFb)

It's got heavier isotopes thus Heavy Water.

Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2025 11:05 PM (VofaG)

200 Cue the typically illiterate, misinformed, and hysterical crap from the racist-totalitarians (er, "liberals" et al) about Drumpf imposing martial law in DC!!!!!

Actually, why hasn't a "judge" in the District federal circuit already enjoined all of this? Surely presidential control of federal law enforcement is a dubious and controversial concept, and "courts" with no jurisdiction under law or any precedent are the ones to make this call?

Posted by: rhomboid at August 07, 2025 11:05 PM (U/Byj)

201 WeirdDave, it's great to know that you'll still be Cobbing with us on Fridays. Ten years! Amazing. Time flies, that's for sure.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 07, 2025 11:06 PM (2Pm+l)

202 Thank you, Weird Dave, MisHum, Doof, P.Squirrel, all y'all.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 07, 2025 11:06 PM (0Htd1)

203 It's got heavier isotopes thus Heavy Water."

That's heavy, man.
Dave's not here.

Posted by: man at August 07, 2025 11:06 PM (tubbA)

204 Fascism is just a subset of communism. After all it was created by a radical Marxist.
Posted by: polynikes

Fascists are Communism's Protestants?
Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2025 11:03 PM (DgGvY)

I'd say more like Episcopalians

Posted by: Commie Lite? at August 07, 2025 11:06 PM (KOE6H)

205 And what makes you the authority to declare Trump calling for the resignation was not based on what he said was the reason?

Posted by: polynikes
------------------

Didn't know Trump did it but INTC has been a lesson in failure for the last year or so. Seems as though that couldn't make the right decision if someone handed them the answer in a manila envelope.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2025 11:06 PM (mjogX)

206 Just remember kids.
It's communism NOT commuwasim.

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 11:07 PM (VPPG8)

207 I think the guy judging 'alt Right Christians ' is creating a problem in his head that doesn't exist . Yes there are exceptions but it's just that. Not some widespread problem. And I question anyone who uses the term Alt Right .
Posted by: polynikes


I don't know what the Alt Right side of the internet is up to know, but when I was tooling around those parts "No hymen, no diamond" was the operative rule.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 07, 2025 11:07 PM (TRQeB)

208 Fascists are Communism's Protestants?"

Nailed it.

(Heh)

Posted by: man at August 07, 2025 11:08 PM (tubbA)

209 hat’s historically inaccurate. There were tens of thousands of Western leftists that went to fight and die in Spanish Civil War against Spanish, Italian and German fascists, while never actually fully being adjoined to the Republican forces. International Brigades. There was dynamic opposition between far left and far right even then. I say that as an anti-far either direction lol
Posted by: The Letter J at August 07, 2025 10:57 PM (Z/h4+)


Fascism and communism are two sides of the same 'anti-individual liberty' coin.

Posted by: RickZ at August 07, 2025 11:08 PM (gKDq2)

210
Posted by: The Letter J

-------

The recent round of trolls attempt to use conservative arguments against conservatives. Incompetently.

Using a little Saul Alinsky there. Don't just work out of the one book, Chumply.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 07, 2025 11:09 PM (ufCEJ)

211 205 that’s kind of the point. Intel has been a train wreck for a long time. All the more reason that the new guy should be allowed to cook without outside interference. Where would AMD be if they hadn’t been allowed to divest from their foundry biz in 2012 and promote Su in 2014? I think it’s possible they wouldn’t exist at all.

Posted by: The Letter J at August 07, 2025 11:09 PM (Z/h4+)

212 "Does anyone actually look at the person taking your order or helping you in a store?"

Girl two marks was out to dinner at a fancy restaurant with some friends in New York we made that very point. And everybody protested this wasn't true. So he said he would prove it to them.

He got up and went to the kitchen and worked out a deal with a waiter to bring out a birthday cake for one table and he not only brought out the cake but he sang Happy Birthday to them.

They tipped him.

Never realized who he was. He came back to his friends and smiled sardonically at their astonishment.

Posted by: Beverly at August 07, 2025 11:09 PM (Epeb0)

213 I don't know what the Alt Right side of the internet is up to know, but when I was tooling around those parts "No hymen, no diamond" was the operative rule.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 07, 2025 11:07 PM (TRQ

As I said , he's creating a problem that doesn't exist. Jesus said to forgive . He didn't say you must marry those you forgive.

Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2025 11:10 PM (VofaG)

214 I don't know what the Alt Right side of the internet is up to know, but when I was tooling around those parts "No hymen, no diamond" was the operative rule.
Posted by: FeatherBlade


Didn't stop any of them from encouraging each other to seduce women, having no intention of marrying them first, of course.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 07, 2025 11:10 PM (TRQeB)

215 210 How am I troll? Because I don’t say the exact same things that you say?

Posted by: The Letter J at August 07, 2025 11:12 PM (Z/h4+)

216 Trump may be entertaining Vlad Putin at6 the white House in a week of too. Putin still uses the Romanov royal families capital buildings as his headquarters. they are very impressive. I think Trump took note and installed much gold gilding in the Oval..

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 11:12 PM (VPPG8)

217 How am I troll? Because I don’t say the exact same things that you say?
Posted by: The Letter J at August 07, 2025 11:12 PM (Z/h4+)

Trump said why he was demanding a resignation. You choose not to believe him.

Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2025 11:13 PM (VofaG)

218

I don't care which sex or whatever it is they think they are that day. It's a transaction, take the money.

I'm not here to validate whatever you think you are today.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 11:13 PM (3ek7K)

219 Jesus said to forgive . He didn't say you must marry those you forgive.
Posted by: polynikes


I wonder about the guys who think they have to forgive a gal for whatever past relations she ha before she met him.

It's not as though her past relation wronged him.

Which means his forgiveness is meaningless. Turns it into a way for him to martyr himself for being so righteous that he'd marry even a tainted woman like her.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 07, 2025 11:14 PM (TRQeB)

220 Weak, man. Weak.

They aren’t deploying the Post Office? Those guys got attitude

Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2025 11:15 PM (tJ+Xw)

221 215 210 How am I troll? Because I don’t say the exact same things that you say?
Posted by: The Letter J at August 07, 2025 11:12 PM (Z/h4+)

No because you sound retarded and your shit is fucked up

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 11:15 PM (VPPG8)

222 217 and you’re choosing to solely believe him when there is solid evidence that that is not the only or primary motivation.

Posted by: The Letter J at August 07, 2025 11:15 PM (Z/h4+)

223 Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 07, 2025 11:14 PM (TRQeB

Did you read the article?

Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2025 11:16 PM (VofaG)

224 Posted by: The Letter J at August 07, 2025 11:15 PM (Z/h4+)

What's the solid evidence?

Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2025 11:16 PM (VofaG)

225 221 can you give an example? Thanks

Posted by: The Letter J at August 07, 2025 11:16 PM (Z/h4+)

226 The weirdos want to trap us.

Posted by: fourseasons


I think that's why some of them are made up to look ridiculous.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 07, 2025 11:18 PM (0Htd1)

227 I'm not going to say "happy Hiroshima Day", that would be evil. But.
Little Boy and Fat Man saved the lives of millions of Japanese as well as hundreds of thousands of GIs, Marines and sailors.
Posted by: gKWVE

It should be "Happy Nagasaki Day".

Decades ago I read that Japanese, being top notch engineers and scientists, quickly accertained that Hiroshima (Little Boy) was a uranium device and there could not be many more (and the bombing was on par with an effective conventional bombing raid), but Nagasaki / Fat Man was plutonium and once that threshold was reached many more, many many more, could be in the pipeline.

And the were in the pipeline. You could argue that they were not ready that day, but soon they would, and were.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 07, 2025 11:18 PM (/lPRQ)

228
Committing a sin because you expect you'll be forgiven later is called Presumption of Grace and is itself a sin.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2025 11:18 PM (kkTda)

229 224 were these concerns brought up after his hire? When Trump entered office? During Cadence legal proceedings? Or after announcement of his plans for foundry?

Posted by: The Letter J at August 07, 2025 11:19 PM (Z/h4+)

230 Thanks Weird Dave.

Lots of retirements lately.

And deaths.

Oy.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at August 07, 2025 11:20 PM (xcxpd)

231 Did you read the article?
Posted by: polynikes


Yes, the entire thing.

The message is a good one, but I don't think the message will be received by any who need to hear it.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 07, 2025 11:20 PM (TRQeB)

232 It will be a bummer to have you on only one night a week, WD. Thanks for all you do and have done.

Posted by: GWB at August 07, 2025 11:21 PM (pkAbL)

233 Oh, and a nice ONT, too.

Posted by: GWB at August 07, 2025 11:21 PM (pkAbL)

234 So, drugged out Thursdays have become a thing?

Bizarre.

Posted by: man at August 07, 2025 11:21 PM (tubbA)

235 I have no problem with a woman's past as long it's not in her future.

Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2025 11:21 PM (VofaG)

236
The Letter J,

Give it a rest. It's the weekend, find something you enjoy doing and enjoy the weekend.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 11:22 PM (3ek7K)

237 225 221 can you give an example? Thanks
Posted by: The Letter J at August 07, 2025 11:16 PM (Z/h4+)

Nah like we say in the neighborhood. I'm just fuckin wit ya!

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 11:22 PM (VPPG8)

238 Troll seems awfully butthurt about Intel for some reason.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2025 11:22 PM (1ogME)

239 Both Hiroshima and Nagasaki were far, far more effective than a conventional bombing raid, given 3 planes each vs. up to 900 - with many operational losses per raid - for a conventional raid.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 07, 2025 11:22 PM (U/Byj)

240 Apparently Ace needs to upgrade the benefits package.

Posted by: fourseasons
===

During the Obama years bus passes to the plasma center was being very generous.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 07, 2025 11:23 PM (/lPRQ)

241 I have no problem with a woman's past as long it's not in her future.
Posted by: polynikes


This is the correct attitude for members of either sex looking at potential marital partners.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 07, 2025 11:23 PM (TRQeB)

242 Troll seems to be running on an Intel chip for some reason...

There.

Posted by: man at August 07, 2025 11:24 PM (tubbA)

243 186 By the age of 16, Richard had taken command of his own army, putting down rebellions in Poitou against his father.
---
Sixteen

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2025 10:59 PM (mjogX)

I think Pompey the Great did something similar.

People grew up faster back then.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at August 07, 2025 11:24 PM (xcxpd)

244 Thank you for the Thursday laughs -- truly! See you Fri.

Posted by: AccentuateThePositive at August 07, 2025 11:25 PM (jYVXj)

245 Make Drawn And Quartered Great Again!
Posted by: ShainS


They'll have to use Priuses. Which would be fitting, I suppose, guv'na.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 07, 2025 11:25 PM (mlg/3)

246 Both Hiroshima and Nagasaki were far, far more effective than a conventional bombing raid, given 3 planes each vs. up to 900 - with many operational losses per raid - for a conventional raid.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 07, 2025 11:22 PM (U/Byj)

And it could have been done by one plane, but they wanted on-the-spot weather data, and also photographs, etc.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2025 11:25 PM (1ogME)

247 I have no problem with a woman's past as long it's not in her future.
Posted by: polynikes

My MO is don't get emotionally attached for at least a year.
The truth will reveal itself.
No Harm No Foul

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 11:26 PM (VPPG8)

248 Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 07, 2025 11:20 PM (TRQeB

Then why are you saying you don't understand why a guy has to forgive a woman for her promiscuous past. It's the author is the one who is saying they should and overlook it.

And pretty condescending of you to say those that don't agree with the article just don't understand.

Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2025 11:27 PM (VofaG)

249 193 Now I don't really think the Brits are going to stand Starmer up against a wall on Christmas...but there's always the Tower of London.

If you go on a tour of the Tower of London, they'll show you the exact spot where people were beheaded. So, yeah, there's always the Tower of London.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 07, 2025 11:27 PM (0Htd1)

250 WeirdDave, thanks for your contributions through the years.

Posted by: Emmie at August 07, 2025 11:28 PM (FMtrg)

251 As I said , he's creating a problem that doesn't exist. Jesus said to forgive . He didn't say you must marry those you forgive.

The author's idea of forgiveness is that you are a bad person if you pretend the transgressions never occurred.

Except the transgressions that the OF whore did were against herself and against the Creator and for everyone she engaged in fornication. We are supposed to get involved with forgiveness when the transgressions are against us.

Should I forgive an antebellum slave holder? Am I required to forgive some aboriginal who said something mean to his spouse?

Clearly the author is completely incapable of distinguishing sin vs emotional/physical baggage. The dude that doesn't want to marry the VD ridden whore who still gets calls from her previous engagements just because she sings Amazing Grace isn't sinning - he is showing good judgement and the application of wisdom.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 07, 2025 11:28 PM (a4flb)

252 Speaking of Purple, if you had "Purple" dildo collect your winnings. If you parlayed that it would be thrown in the general direction of Angel Reese, happy Thursday!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 07, 2025 11:28 PM (qwx/I)

253 The Purple Heart supply from 1945 haven’t run out yet. They had to install new ribbons due to age, and put them in new boxes. They may have other contracts for new manufacturers
Posted by: Common Tater
===

It's OK.
I didn't want one anyway.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 07, 2025 11:29 PM (/lPRQ)

254 The anti-loneliness video girl has a moderately successful youtube channel and makes videos.

And has no friends, apparently.

Presumably she has decent social skills. But still no friends.

This modern world is stupid and weird in ways past generations could not comprehend.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 11:30 PM (t0Rmr)

255 Thanks for all your hard work over the years, Weird Dave. Hope you get that book deal.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 07, 2025 11:30 PM (qwx/I)

256 If you go on a tour of the Tower of London, they'll show you the exact spot where people were beheaded. So, yeah, there's always the Tower of London.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 07, 2025 11:27 PM (0Htd1)

London Bridge is where they usually displayed the heads of traitors and criminals.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 07, 2025 11:30 PM (bss/y)

257 I have no problem with a woman's past as long it's not in her future.

There are some guys who are equipped to handle these kinds of situations.

The prophet Hosea had to put up with Gomer. Not everyone is or should be a Hosea.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 07, 2025 11:31 PM (a4flb)

258 This is the correct attitude for members of either sex looking at potential marital partners.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 07, 2025 11:23 PM (TRQeB)

That's my attitude but I don't disagree with those that won't settle and are put off by a promiscuous past. I'm part of the problem because when it doesn't matter then it will be accepted as normal.

Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2025 11:31 PM (VofaG)

259 Speaking of Purple, if you had "Purple" dildo collect your winnings. If you parlayed that it would be thrown in the general direction of Angel Reese, happy Thursday!
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 07, 2025 11:28 PM (qwx/I)


If true, that's gotta be battery and a hate crime. The fan hates himself for buying a ticket and being there.

Posted by: RickZ at August 07, 2025 11:31 PM (gKDq2)

260 Now I don't really think the Brits are going to stand Starmer up against a wall on Christmas...but there's always the Tower of London.


All it takes is for one country to do this and the world will change in positive ways.

The political elites across most countries made alliances and figured they had nothing to fear from the people in their countries.

Starmer is one of the worst of these elites so it would be fitting if retribution started with him...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 11:32 PM (t0Rmr)

261 And pretty condescending of you to say those that don't agree with the article just don't understand.
Posted by: polynikes


Where did I say that?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 07, 2025 11:32 PM (TRQeB)

262 Cue the typically illiterate, misinformed, and hysterical crap from the racist-totalitarians (er, "liberals" et al) about Drumpf imposing martial law in DC!!!!!

Meh. We already know they're pro criminal. He should start referring to some of those neighborhoods as shitholes. Give them something to get hysterical about.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 07, 2025 11:32 PM (0Htd1)

263 Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 07, 2025 11:31 PM (a4flb)

I agree. See my #258

Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2025 11:32 PM (VofaG)

264 zerohedge@zerohedge . 1h

*ISRAEL SECURITY CABINET APPROVES PM'S PLAN TO SEIZE GAZA CITY
-------------------------

They finally read my memo.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2025 11:33 PM (mjogX)

265 Hey Weird Dave, enjoy your well-earned retirement. Your work here has been appreciated...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 07, 2025 11:33 PM (qNY+S)

266 This modern world is stupid and weird in ways past generations could not comprehend.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 11:30 PM (t0Rmr)

Thats for sure. Its almost an understatement.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 07, 2025 11:33 PM (snZF9)

267 Having sex with a large number of guys damages a woman's ability to pair bond long term. Something to keep in mind if you are choosing someone to marry

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 11:33 PM (t0Rmr)

268 Starmer is one of the worst of these elites so it would be fitting if retribution started with him...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 11:32 PM (t0Rmr)

They could put his arse on a pike on London Bridge, so it would whistle when the wind blows.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2025 11:33 PM (1ogME)

269 Not everyone is or should be a Hosea."

But can they see?

(Trying to inject some levity here. Geese. Must've been a hot day w no a/c or something)

Posted by: man at August 07, 2025 11:34 PM (tubbA)

270 Where did I say that?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 07, 2025 11:32 PM (TRQeB)

I don't think the message will be received by any who need to hear it.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 07, 2025 11:20 PM (TRQe

Maybe I misunderstood what you meant.

Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2025 11:35 PM (VofaG)

271 (Trying to inject some levity here. Geese. Must've been a hot day w no a/c or something)

Posted by: man at August 07, 2025 11:34 PM (tubbA)

*looks over shoulder*

*pulls down blinds*

Posted by: pookysgirl, trying to get the house temperature back in balance at August 07, 2025 11:37 PM (Wt5PA)

272
You must forgive them even though they refuse to apologize. You must restore them as leaders over you even though they still want you dead.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 07, 2025 10:47 PM (a3CJ+)

I will forgive, but I won't forget or restore. I just had a rare cancer taken out of my leg that the doctor was shocked to see. I'm convinced that it, my kidney cancer, my thyroid tumors, etc were from the clot shot. I'm not inclined to cut the folks who insisted on ramming the shot through without proper testing a scintilla of slack.

Posted by: moki at August 07, 2025 11:37 PM (wLjpr)

273
The prophet Hosea had to put up with Gomer.

Shazam!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 07, 2025 11:38 PM (63Dwl)

274 "A cryptocurrency group has claimed responsibility for the legions of green dildos that have been thrown onto the court at various WNBA games.

An anonymous spokesperson for the crypto group, identified only as @Daldo_Raine on social media, told USA Today that they launched a meme coin called Green Dildo Coin (DILDO) and will be launching more “pranks” to market the coin."

there you go! mystery soilved !

Posted by: runner at August 07, 2025 11:38 PM (g47mK)

275 That's my attitude but I don't disagree with those that won't settle and are put off by a promiscuous past.
Posted by: polynikes


I'm sure that falls under "to each his own taste".

It's the hypocrisy of the allegedly rightwing demanding that women they interact with be virtuous and chaste as they encourage each other to be cads and rakehells that bugs me.

But that has nothing to do with the article, and may no longer be the dominant paradigm in Alt-right circles.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 07, 2025 11:38 PM (TRQeB)

276 This modern world is stupid and weird in ways past generations could not comprehend.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 11:30 PM (t0Rmr)


Back then, gathering as a group at someone's place to actually interact in person by playing 'Trivial Pursuit'.

Drinking may have been involved.

(Relatively) cheap night at home activity. And no avatars.

Posted by: RickZ at August 07, 2025 11:39 PM (gKDq2)

277 Having sex with a large number of guys damages a woman's ability to pair bond long term. Something to keep in mind if you are choosing someone to marry

==

what about men who have a large number of guys ??

Posted by: runner at August 07, 2025 11:40 PM (g47mK)

278 Drives me nuts that so many people think Fascism and Communism are opposites. They're 98% the same set of beliefs. Historically, they oppose each other because they're both competing for the same followers.

I take great delight in asking: if Fascism/Nazism are fundamentally Right Wing philosophies, why did they both arise out of Socialist and not Monarchist parties?

I never get an answer.

Posted by: J. Random Feller at August 07, 2025 11:40 PM (9LuMt)

279 267 Having sex with a large number of guys damages a woman's ability to pair bond long term. Something to keep in mind if you are choosing someone to marry
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 11:33 PM (t0Rmr)

Well yes this and long term welfare moms.. Many are lesbos anyway. Big Fat Stinky SNAP Card carrying lesbos

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 11:40 PM (VPPG8)

280 @zerohedge . Jul 20

Morgan Stanley's Shocking Math: Paying For AI Capex Will Require Over $1 Trillion In New Debt By 2028
...
@zerohedge . 2h

we have officially crossed the streams. Companies have no more free cash flow to pay for data centers so we have entered the private credit phase

*META PICKS PIMCO, BLUE OWL FOR $29 BILLION DATA CENTER FUNDING
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This sounds much like the turn of the twentieth century when the private sector was preeminent over the government.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2025 11:40 PM (mjogX)

281
175 Fermi or somebody noticed that commercially available carbon had a lot of impurities making it unsuitable for as a moderator or whatever. They finally got that worked out.

But they insisted on secrecy, and not publishing this. The German scientists never figured that out, that’s why they were using “heavy water”, much more problematic.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2025 10:54 PM

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The impurity was boron. Chemically has some similarity to carbon, so requires extra purification of the carbon.to get rid of it. Neutron absorber, ends the chain reaction at very low levels. The Germans never figured that out, just wrongly concluded that carbon was not a suitable moderator.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 07, 2025 11:40 PM (ufCEJ)

282 "A cryptocurrency group has claimed responsibility for the legions of green dildos that have been thrown onto the court at various WNBA games.

An anonymous spokesperson for the crypto group, identified only as @Daldo_Raine on social media, told USA Today that they launched a meme coin called Green Dildo Coin (DILDO) and will be launching more “pranks” to market the coin."

there you go! mystery soilved !
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2025 11:38 PM (g47mK)

Three dildos constitutes "legions"? OK, then.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2025 11:41 PM (1ogME)

283 It's not Starmer who needs the Tower treatment, it's Charles.

They should put the whole Saxe Coburg Gotha line in the gibbet.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 07, 2025 11:42 PM (qwx/I)

284 what about men who have a large number of guys ??

Well, close to 100% of gay male marriages are open so...no real pair bonding there

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 11:43 PM (t0Rmr)

285 They should put the whole Saxe Coburg Gotha line in the gibbet.

==

why ? they are ornamental and give tourists something to do.

Posted by: runner at August 07, 2025 11:43 PM (g47mK)

286 I don't think the message will be received by any who need to hear it.
Posted by: FeatherBlade

Maybe I misunderstood what you meant.
Posted by: polynikes


I suppose it might be clearer if I phrased it as "It won't be received by those who would benefit from hearing it".

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 07, 2025 11:43 PM (TRQeB)

287 256 If you go on a tour of the Tower of London, they'll show you the exact spot where people were beheaded. So, yeah, there's always the Tower of London.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 07, 2025 11:27 PM (0Htd1)

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The routine beheadings happened outside of the Tower of London on Tower Hill. Only a few high-status prisoners got the chop within the walls. Anne Boleyn was a notable one. I think Margaret de la Pole was executed there as well, in a particularly grisly debacle that had the executioner chasing his mortally-wounded subject around the yard with his axe.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 07, 2025 11:43 PM (hY4dx)

288 I take great delight in asking: if Fascism/Nazism are fundamentally Right Wing philosophies, why did they both arise out of Socialist and not Monarchist parties?

I never get an answer.
Posted by: J. Random Feller at August 07, 2025 11:40 PM (9LuMt)


There is this:

In commuinism, they pretty much wiped out anyone with a title. With fascism, they used some nobility as an imprimatur for gaining power.

Posted by: RickZ at August 07, 2025 11:43 PM (gKDq2)

289 "A cryptocurrency group has claimed responsibility for the legions of green dildos that have been thrown onto the court at various WNBA games.

Posted by: runner at August 07, 2025 11:38 PM (g47mK)
-

Cannot stop laughing at the Cafe thread photoshop.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 07, 2025 11:44 PM (lkmGL)

290 279 267 Having sex with a large number of guys damages a woman's ability to pair bond long term. Something to keep in mind if you are choosing someone to marry
Posted by: 18-1
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From where do you obtain this knowledge?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2025 11:45 PM (mjogX)

291 ISRAEL SECURITY CABINET APPROVES PM'S PLAN TO SEIZE GAZA CITY
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One wonders what exactly the dopey eurofags are going to recognize.

Posted by: Methos at August 07, 2025 11:45 PM (zLwRl)

292 Cannot stop laughing at the Cafe thread photoshop.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey
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Yes, that one is pretty good.

Posted by: scampydog at August 07, 2025 11:45 PM (41CYW)

293 This sounds much like the turn of the twentieth century when the private sector was preeminent over the government.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2025 11:40 PM (mjogX)

Government has been outsourcing their IT for years now. Much of the Fed Govs business is in the 'Cloud' now... ie... on someone else's servers... somewhere.

Just like when people were trying to investigate the 'machines' used for US voting in the last few elections... the transfer of data to 'somewhere'... possibly foreign... makes any chain of custody or real security impossible.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2025 11:46 PM (mP0Kj)

294 291 ISRAEL SECURITY CABINET APPROVES PM'S PLAN TO SEIZE GAZA CITY

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Irish and Canada fags hardest hit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 07, 2025 11:46 PM (hY4dx)

295 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 07, 2025 11:43 PM (hY4dx)

I like the trivia that Henry was playing tennis ( real tennis) at the time Anne was being beheaded.

Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2025 11:46 PM (VofaG)

296 I like the trivia that Henry was playing tennis ( real tennis) at the time Anne was being beheaded.

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Henry was truly a monster.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 07, 2025 11:48 PM (hY4dx)

297 The difference between a Fascist and a Communist is simple.

The Fascist lets you pretend to own your company.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2025 11:48 PM (9jHJJ)

298 284 what about men who have a large number of guys ??

Well, close to 100% of gay male marriages are open so...no real pair bonding there
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 11:43 PM (t0Rmr)


funny thing though... Gay MALE marriage has a very very low divorce rate.... followed by Traditional Marriage... and Lesbian marriages almost double the Traditional rate.

Almost like the more womenz you have... the more divorces...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2025 11:48 PM (mP0Kj)

299 From where do you obtain this knowledge?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2025 11:45 PM (mjog

Probably from the same kind of research that says abortions affect women negatively long after having one.

Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2025 11:49 PM (VofaG)

300 Henry was truly a monster.

On and off the court?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2025 11:49 PM (9jHJJ)

301 I think men who have had multiple partners also are damaged and have a hard time pair bonding.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 07, 2025 11:49 PM (mT+6a)

302 Henry was truly a monster.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 07, 2025 11:48 PM (hY4dx)

He would be termed a psychopath today.

Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2025 11:50 PM (VofaG)

303 Charles and Starmer should take the dive hand in hand.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2025 11:51 PM (mjogX)

304 Chuck the Turd and Herr Oberststurmfuhrer Starmer should get married before taking the leap.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2025 11:52 PM (9jHJJ)

305 Henry was truly a monster.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 07, 2025 11:48 PM (hY4dx)

He would be termed a psychopath today.
Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2025 11:50 PM (VofaG)
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I think he had a real break after the joust where he was sustained head trauma so severe that they thought he was dead or dying for about an hour.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 07, 2025 11:52 PM (WvZaB)

306 Are we doing body count dynamics?

*shakes head*

On a school night too.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 07, 2025 11:53 PM (bss/y)

307 Thanks for all the enjoyable tidbits and stories over the years, sir. See you on the X!

Posted by: sithkhan at August 07, 2025 11:53 PM (HmJTj)

308 Back then, gathering as a group at someone's place to actually interact in person by playing 'Trivial Pursuit'.
Posted by: RickZ


Risk got more exciting. There's something exhilarating about conquering the world. Sometimes things got emotional. Especially if you made an agreement to not attack another player, then stabbed him in the back. There's your interaction.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 07, 2025 11:54 PM (0Htd1)

309 From where do you obtain this knowledge?


There have been a large number of studies that have plotted "number of wife sexual partners" against "odds of divorce" and they correlate closely.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 11:55 PM (t0Rmr)

310 Interaction?

There is always Battleship Beer Pong.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2025 11:55 PM (9jHJJ)

311 301 I think men who have had multiple partners also are damaged and have a hard time pair bonding.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 07, 2025 11:49 PM (mT+6a)

Its a chicken and egg argument... I will admit I've had more than a few Sexual Partners over the years... was only married for 3 years of my adult life... dated most of the rest.

I have a very low tolerance at this point... I've been burned and lied to so many times, its scary. I will walk in a heartbeat now.

So am I damaged because I chose to have multiple partners... or am I damaged BECAUSE of said partners.

Impossible to know now.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2025 11:56 PM (mP0Kj)

312 Both Hiroshima and Nagasaki were far, far more effective than a conventional bombing raid, given 3 planes each vs. up to 900 - with many operational losses per raid - for a conventional raid.

Posted by: rhomboid
====

Effective vs. Efficiency

Atom Bombs were more efficient.
Might even make BlueStar. Like a dishwasher.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 07, 2025 11:57 PM (/lPRQ)

313 Are we doing body count dynamics?

*shakes head*

On a school night too.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


I have two confirmed kills.

Wait. That wasn't the body count you meant, was it?

FML.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2025 11:58 PM (8a8OI)

314 Nuclear weapons are still the most efficient bang for the amount of effort.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2025 11:59 PM (9jHJJ)

315 "Fascism was the shadow or ugly child of Communism."

"As Fascism sprang from Communism, so Nazism developed from Fascism. Thus were set on foot those kindred movements which were destined soon to plunge the world into even more hideous strife, which none can say has ended with their destruction."

"Nazism was viewed as a crude and brutalized version of the Fascist theme."

~Winston Churchill
The Gathering Storm

Posted by: Sam Adams at August 08, 2025 12:00 AM (X+xvk)

316 In Vino,

Hang in there. You’re a good man. Please email me if you would like. I’m a good listener.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 08, 2025 12:00 AM (mT+6a)

317 Now I don't really think the Brits are going to stand Starmer up against a wall on Christmas...but there's always the Tower of London.
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Halloween?
Do the Brits have an earlier holiday?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 08, 2025 12:00 AM (/lPRQ)

318 Back then, gathering as a group at someone's place to actually interact in person by playing 'Trivial Pursuit'.
Posted by: RickZ


Best family argument EVAH was 30 years ago playing TP. The color of the German flag. Black, Red, and Gold. The first answer was yellow. WRONG!!!
Then the fight was on.
It still isn't over.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 08, 2025 12:01 AM (W/lyH)

319 In Britain, they always worry about the 9th of November.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2025 12:01 AM (9jHJJ)

320
Henry was truly a monster.

On and off the court?


Love meant nothing to him.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 08, 2025 12:01 AM (63Dwl)

321 Having sex with a large number of guys damages a woman's ability to pair bond long term. Something to keep in mind if you are choosing someone to marry

How would that apply to, say, me? I never did porn or had an Only Fans (I do have a very successful reverse Only Fans. I send people nude pictures of me every day until they pay me to stop), but my "body count" is more than a few multiples of 12. I was a little slut in my yondering days, yet I've been married to one woman for almost 25 years now. Should Gingy have stayed away?

Posted by: Weirddave at August 08, 2025 12:01 AM (df/te)

322 Margaret de la Pole was executed there as well, in a particularly grisly debacle that had the executioner chasing his mortally-wounded subject around the yard with his axe.
Posted by: Cicero

The Beefeater describes that incident as part if the tour. Makes you feel like, maybe the guillotine was a better option, than some guy swinging an axe at your neck.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 08, 2025 12:02 AM (0Htd1)

323 So am I damaged because I chose to have multiple partners... or am I damaged BECAUSE of said partners.

Impossible to know now.
Posted by: Romeo13


I don’t know.

I’m pretty much done giving my heart to anyone. And that’s ok. Sad. But. Ok.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 08, 2025 12:03 AM (mT+6a)

324 Strictly speaking agrarian communism sprang up before fascism.

The 'communism' Marx envisioned 'Industrial' communism has never been tried.

I am actually trying to think of an industrial nation that went commie. Maybe Venezuela would be closest, but it might also be considered agrarian.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2025 12:03 AM (bss/y)

325 This sounds much like the turn of the twentieth century when the private sector was preeminent over the government.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2025 11:40 PM (mjogX)


When banking lines of credit are too high, investors start turning to private investors,

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 12:03 AM (rbvCR)

326 The Poles got it right. Hitler, Stalin, socialist evil for decades. Stuck with Stalinist bullshit decor, Marxist design and crappy infrastructure that will take decades to fix.

That pointy building above is the Palace of Science and Culture. The joke is, "What the best thing about the Palace of Science and Culture?" "The best thing about the Palace of Science and Culture is that when you are in the Palace of Science and Culture you can't see the Palace of Science and Culture."

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 08, 2025 12:03 AM (YlWIZ)

327 Matt Taibbi@mtaibbi . 5h

The Russiagate story is a guillotine hanging over the head of conventional news.

Admitting all those fakes would be fatal, and now they additionally have to reevaluate their coverage of Midyear Exam, Obama’s exit, etc

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 12:03 AM (mjogX)

328 Have they disarmed the nuclear missile hidden in that pointy tower of the Palace of Science and Culture?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2025 12:05 AM (9jHJJ)

329 Larry Sanger@lsanger . 5h

Hey @elonmusk, as a critical co-founder of Wikipedia, I find disturbing the influence that Wikipedia has over the Community Notes on X.

Why not ask the people, “Should Wikipedia be banned as a usable source for Community Notes purposes on X? Vox populi, vox Dei.”

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 12:05 AM (mjogX)

330 Should Gingy have stayed away?
Posted by: Weirddave at August 08, 2025 12:01 AM (df/te)

I think what he/she is arguing is that since Gingy stuck around, you were not irreparably damaged.

Which is my point: People's attitude about their sexual partners matter a hell of a lot more than numerics. You all know what I mean for both guys and gals.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2025 12:05 AM (bss/y)

331 Probably from the same kind of research that says abortions affect women negatively long after having one.
Posted by: polynikes


Then why did the ladies of The View have so many?

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 08, 2025 12:06 AM (0Htd1)

332 Posted by: Weirddave at August 08, 2025 12:01 AM (df/

It should go without saying but Men and Women are different. Especially when it comes to sex.


Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 12:08 AM (VofaG)

333 328 Have they disarmed the nuclear missile hidden in that pointy tower of the Palace of Science and Culture?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2025 12:05 AM (9jHJJ)

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All they have to do is cut the red green wire.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2025 12:09 AM (hY4dx)

334 Then why did the ladies of The View have so many?
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 08, 2025 12:06 AM (0Htd1)

Would you want any of them to reproduce? (shudders)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2025 12:09 AM (SMy0Z)

335 Having sex with a large number of guys damages a woman's ability to pair bond long term. Something to keep in mind if you are choosing someone to marry...
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Some do not grok "bond".

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 08, 2025 12:10 AM (/lPRQ)

336 It should go without saying but Men and Women are different. Especially when it comes to sex.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 12:08 AM (VofaG)

This too. It was one of the great lies of feminism that they were the same. At least as far as sexual dynamics.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2025 12:10 AM (bss/y)

337
I am actually trying to think of an industrial nation that went commie. Maybe Venezuela would be closest, but it might also be considered agrarian.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2025 12:03 AM (bss/y)
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Didn't Venezuela succumb to outside forces (Schwab) taking over their system much as our 2020 election was?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 12:10 AM (mjogX)

338
Just saw that Melania forced Carville to retract and apologize for a claim he made with Al Hunt that Epstein was the one who hooked up Melania and Trump.

Melania's lawyers contacted Serpent Head and 'splained things to him. He gave up.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 08, 2025 12:10 AM (w6EFb)

339 Some do not grok "bond".
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 08, 2025 12:10 AM (/lPRQ)

Sexual nomads.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2025 12:11 AM (bss/y)

340 Didn't Venezuela succumb to outside forces (Schwab) taking over their system much as our 2020 election was?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 12:10 AM (mjogX)

No, venezuela was mostly just straight Chavez coming into a modern nation and starting to nationalize shit and looting the treasury.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2025 12:12 AM (bss/y)

341 Then why did the ladies of The View have so many?
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 08, 2025 12:06 AM (0Htd1)

Because they are mentally unwell Leftists. Probably one of the reasons they are Leftist. It helps having a group telling you that what you did was okay and in fact good. It numbs the regret.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 12:12 AM (VofaG)

342 Just saw that Melania forced Carville to retract and apologize for a claim he made with Al Hunt that Epstein was the one who hooked up Melania and Trump.

Melania's lawyers contacted Serpent Head and 'splained things to him. He gave up.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 08, 2025 12:10 AM (w6EFb)

*types* *deletes*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2025 12:12 AM (bss/y)

343 Should Gingy have stayed away?

==

well , Dave, according to some Savonarola here, you are an irredeemable slut who will burn in the fires of hell for eternity !

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 12:13 AM (g47mK)

344 Thank you, WeirdDave, for all the work you have put in and will continue to put in. I know it must feel overwhelming... not "at times", but each and every week without fail.

Thank you also to Doof for taking it on. You're a good person for taking it on.

Posted by: 496 at August 08, 2025 12:13 AM (Mjjx+)

345 Some do not grok "bond".

==

no kissing on the mouth !

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 12:14 AM (g47mK)

346 Taibbi's been on the right side in all this stuff, but he's young, and wildly optimistic as well as just a bit off about anything being "fatal" to the so-called press.

In other news, Egypt signed a $35B nat gas purchase deal with Israel today - even as Egypt's president starts to make comically stupid statements about Gaza.

Tomorrow Armenia and Azerbaijan will sign a peace deal at the WH. Spent a lot of time in both places, including in the (formerly?) disputed region of Nagorno-Karabakh, a ways back. This is good to see and all, but just as with almost everything I see these days, lots of silly uninformed grandiose commentary about it. It's not just 20-yr olds, these days, who seem to think history began 5 or 6 years ago.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 08, 2025 12:14 AM (U/Byj)

347 >>>No, venezuela was mostly just straight Chavez coming into a modern nation and starting to nationalize shit and looting the treasury.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Dominion elected Chavez.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 12:14 AM (mjogX)

348 LOL... just saw a headline on MSN... that Trump's EPA guy getting rid of the CO2 is bad finding, is JUST LIKE WHAT STALIN DID!!!!

Uh... wait... so the ones who want to have LESS Government control of industry, is like Stalin?

/looks confuselated....

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2025 12:14 AM (mP0Kj)

349 343 Should Gingy have stayed away?

==

well , Dave, according to some Savonarola here, you are an irredeemable slut who will burn in the fires of hell for eternity !
Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 12:13 AM (g47mK)

See ya all there!

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2025 12:16 AM (mP0Kj)

350 348 LOL... just saw a headline on MSN... that Trump's EPA guy getting rid of the CO2 is bad finding, is JUST LIKE WHAT STALIN DID!!!!

Uh... wait... so the ones who want to have LESS Government control of industry, is like Stalin?

/looks confuselated....
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2025 12:14 AM (mP0Kj)

I am kind of surprised they are saying Stalin is bad. Most leftists think he was the hero who led the valiant USSR nobly through WWII!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2025 12:16 AM (bss/y)

351 Those research papers on the shot always start with disclaimers saying it's safe and effective, side effects are extremely rare, it's the only way to reduce severity, hospitalization, and death, and then go on to show study results that contradict at least one of these assertions. An example is the Cleveland study that showed more shots and more recently boostered correlated with much greater incidence of Covid. Or this one, saying shots minimize the severity of Covid but there are a bunch of effects that damage heart health. They claim Covid damages the heart as well, but I suspect if they compared vaxxed and non-vaxxed Covid patients, nearly all of the heart damage would be among the vaxxed.

Posted by: Emmie at August 08, 2025 12:16 AM (FMtrg)

352 So long Dave and thanks for all the fish.

Posted by: Three Angry Irish Inches at August 08, 2025 12:16 AM (H2Hko)

353 Thanks WD.

I still hold you personally responsible for the 'Sex ONT'- which was fucking hilarious.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2025 12:18 AM (bss/y)

354
Do any of you have days where you are trying to understand wtf is going on in our country?

Some days I think l should stop reading the news.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 08, 2025 12:18 AM (3ek7K)

355 Dave is going to open the pod-bay doors?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2025 12:21 AM (9jHJJ)

356 Watching the pitch meeting for the War of the Worlds thing.

Is this a joke?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2025 12:21 AM (bss/y)

357 Tomorrow Armenia and Azerbaijan will sign a peace deal at the WH. Spent a lot of time in both places, including in the (formerly?) disputed region of Nagorno-Karabakh, a ways back. This is good to see and all, but just as with almost everything I see these days, lots of silly uninformed grandiose commentary about it. It's not just 20-yr olds, these days, who seem to think history began 5 or 6 years ago.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 08, 2025 12:14 AM (U/Byj)

**********************************

Would love to ask you (and a couple others here) about your previous lines of work, but I'm not certain you could discuss those things.

Posted by: Sam Adams at August 08, 2025 12:22 AM (X+xvk)

358
Apparently, Melania ain't putting up with this kind of shit this time around. I don't think they talk much about it, but her lawyers have been very aggressive in dealing with this shit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 08, 2025 12:22 AM (w6EFb)

359 Horde is feisty tonight! If you aren’t having promiscuous sex you’re slaying em literally. What got into you?

Posted by: Pete Bog at August 08, 2025 12:22 AM (iGZ9n)

360
Some of us are bat shit crazy, LMAO.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 08, 2025 12:23 AM (3ek7K)

361 Ice Cube's War of the Worlds is shaping up to be this century's Plan 9 from Outer Space.

So bad it will be a cult classic.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2025 12:24 AM (9jHJJ)

362 Goodnight, all!

Posted by: Emmie at August 08, 2025 12:25 AM (FMtrg)

363 Oh. Look. A new virus is breaking out in China.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2025 12:25 AM (bss/y)

364 I think men who have had multiple partners also are damaged and have a hard time pair bonding.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 07, 2025 11:49 PM (mT+6a)

Depends, you bang enough beat up rental cars eventually you start looking for that Bentley.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 08, 2025 12:25 AM (snZF9)

365 It is a movie with 0% on Rotten Tomatoes after all.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2025 12:25 AM (9jHJJ)

366 The Azeri-Armenian agreement will include bi-lateral agreements with the US for a transit corridor through the south Caucuses.

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 12:25 AM (g47mK)

367 Night emmie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2025 12:25 AM (bss/y)

368
Son has been called out to a wildfire somewhere here in SW Wyoming. No idea where and we are all nervous.

I sure hope it's not a bad one.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 08, 2025 12:26 AM (3ek7K)

369 Oh. Look. A new virus is breaking out in China.

Again? Isn't that every four years?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2025 12:26 AM (9jHJJ)

370 Evening all,

The two space events were rescheduled due to weather this morning. So here we go again.

SpaceX - Falcon 9 - KF-02 (Project Kuiper)
SLC-40 - Cape Canaveral SFS - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: August 8, 2025
Launch Time: 9:40 a.m. EDT (1340 UTC, 15:40 CEST)

https://youtu.be/XKUf6CEAYvo

Spacex/NASA - SpaceX Crew-10 - Undocking International Space Station ISS - Space Affairs Live
August 8, 2025
Undocking: 06:05 p.m. EDT (2205 UTC, August 9, 00:05 CEST).

https://youtu.be/0kVd-dVBD28


Posted by: Joyenz at August 08, 2025 12:27 AM (sPQoU)

371 Would love to ask you (and a couple others here) about your previous lines of work, but I'm not certain you could discuss those things.

Posted by: Sam Adams
====

Stacked to the rafters with glowie adjacents.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 08, 2025 12:27 AM (/lPRQ)

372 Oh. Look. A new virus is breaking out in China.

Again? Isn't that every four years?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2025 12:26 AM (9jHJJ)


Isn't that the mosquito borne virus ?

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 12:28 AM (VofaG)

373 I am not sure what we will the transiting over there, but OK.

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 12:28 AM (g47mK)

374 I’m pretty much done giving my heart to anyone. And that’s ok. Sad. But. Ok.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 08, 2025 12:03 AM (mT+6a)

Honey, you give your heart to everyone. That’s only part of what makes you special.

Posted by: Pete Bog at August 08, 2025 12:29 AM (iGZ9n)

375 Any trans-Caucasus transit deal (assuming Black Sea access) will necessarily involve Georgia as well. Unless one is landing at Turkey - but then transit through Armenia? Hard to believe, but maybe things have changed even more than I think. Unless there's something new under the sun, this is all about energy transport.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 08, 2025 12:30 AM (U/Byj)

376 Would love to ask you (and a couple others here) about your previous lines of work, but I'm not certain you could discuss those things.

Posted by: Sam Adams at August 08, 2025 12:22 AM (X+xvk)

Yeah, its like upthread where someone talked about an ACTUAL body count...

TMI... maybe over beers at the VFW. but never online.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2025 12:30 AM (mP0Kj)

377 366 The Azeri-Armenian agreement will include bi-lateral agreements with the US for a transit corridor through the south Caucuses.
Posted by: runner
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Isn't this what Russia has been fighting for, like, forever?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 12:30 AM (mjogX)

378 ❤️

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 08, 2025 12:32 AM (mT+6a)

379 In Britain, they always worry about the 9th of November.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2025 12:01 AM (9jHJJ)

Great, my birthday. What happened on the 9th of november, or dare I ask?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 08, 2025 12:32 AM (snZF9)

380 Posted by: rhomboid at August 08, 2025 12:30 AM (U/Byj)

It will be interesting years from now, if future historians will admit how much Pipeline routes impacted Middle East History for the last 30 years.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2025 12:33 AM (mP0Kj)

381 It has worked out famously for authoritarian politicians in bloated governments to convince the population that they should exist somewhere between fascism and communism

Posted by: NMS at August 08, 2025 12:33 AM (7+1pS)

382 Isn't this what Russia has been fighting for, like, forever?

==

no, this is specific to Armenia - Azeri dispute

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 12:34 AM (g47mK)

383 Great, my birthday. What happened on the 9th of november, or dare I ask?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 08, 2025 12:32 AM (snZF9)


some guy named Guido took a powder.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 12:34 AM (rbvCR)

384 More closely Christian and Jewish marriage is less about the heart/romance than commitment. The vows, the contract, obedience to the the words of the compact.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 12:34 AM (mjogX)

385 Russia has opposed trans-Caucasus energy transport for obvious and mundane reasons. Older pipelines run through southern Russia. Newer ones from (energy-rich places like Turkmenistan and Azerbaijan) naturally run through the Caucasus (or Turkey). Competition, plus of course influence that comes from hosting key routes.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 08, 2025 12:34 AM (U/Byj)

386 Four Seasons, I appreciate your son doing the hard work. Fire season is here again.

Posted by: Pete Bog at August 08, 2025 12:35 AM (iGZ9n)

387 yes, transit through Armenia; some kind of arrangement where it (US route) will be sublet to Armenians and operate under Armenian law

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 12:36 AM (g47mK)

388 I think it is actually the fifth of November, Berserker.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 12:36 AM (rbvCR)

389 386 Four Seasons, I appreciate your son doing the hard work. Fire season is here again.
Posted by: Pete Bog at August 08, 2025 12:35 AM (iGZ9n)

Yeah... /Salute...

Worked a fire crew in Calif one Summer while in College... just an auxiliary with a shovel... but damn hard work.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2025 12:37 AM (mP0Kj)

390 My bad, yeah the 5th of November.

I was only four days off.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2025 12:37 AM (9jHJJ)

391 I made an apple crisp for desert. My mom despaired because neither dad nor I liked deserts like cake, but I do love apple crips. My wife, on the other hand, does not like apple crisp.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 12:38 AM (rbvCR)

392 You’d have to be pretty blind to not see how much power, influence and outright control the current admin is exerting upon the free market and private businesses. Just pointing that out, because everyone who sees it needs to.
Posted by: The Letter J

And yet, it has significantly decreased from the preceding Admin, baby steps J, baby steps

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at August 08, 2025 12:38 AM (y7zkd)

393
Pete,

Thank you sweetie.

It is so dry here, no appreciable amount of rain all summer.

Water restrictions in effect and extreme fire warnings.

Asshole neighbors were setting off fireworks two days ago.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 08, 2025 12:38 AM (3ek7K)

394 It was the fifth of November
That day I'll always remember, yes I will

'Cause that was the day that my daddy died
I never got a chance to see him
Never heard nothin' but bad things about him
Mama, I'm depending on you, to tell me the truth
Mama just hung her head and said, son

(Papa was a rolling stone)

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 12:39 AM (mjogX)

395 376 Would love to ask you (and a couple others here) about your previous lines of work, but I'm not certain you could discuss those things.

Posted by: Sam Adams at August 08, 2025 12:22 AM (X+xvk)

Yeah, its like upthread where someone talked about an ACTUAL body count...

TMI... maybe over beers at the VFW. but never online.

Posted by: Romeo13

Yep. Pretty sure we have our share of special operators here, along with a small mix of former foreign office folk.

Posted by: Sam Adams at August 08, 2025 12:41 AM (X+xvk)

396 I think for those of us who came of age in the early eighties it was a blessed era. Full of promise and opportunity without the fear of the consequences that eventually manifested themselves as a result of licentiousness. Or maybe I was just really good at rationalizing.

And slow at growing up.

Posted by: Pete Bog at August 08, 2025 12:41 AM (iGZ9n)

397 MOTIVATION:

United States offers $50,000,000 reward for the arrest of Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 12:44 AM (mjogX)

398 I’m pretty much done giving my heart to anyone. And that’s ok. Sad. But. Ok.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 08, 2025 12:03 AM (mT+6a)

There's an ass for every seat. One day it will happen, it always does. At the same time you DO NOT want the potential right one to pay for the sins of the assholes before him. Trust me, we can smell it like a nice steak dinner. Rule one may be don't stick your dick in crazy, but rule 2, the one that never gets mentioned, is don't be the punching bag for the asshole that came before you. Its a balance, trying to protect yourself and not push a potential right dude away. Not easy, but its how it is.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 08, 2025 12:48 AM (snZF9)

399 Apparently, Melania ain't putting up with this kind of shit this time around. I don't think they talk much about it, but her lawyers have been very aggressive in dealing with this shit.
Posted by: publius


I know it’s AI, but it would have made a helluva ad.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 12:51 AM (8a8OI)

400 MOTIVATION:

United States offers $50,000,000 reward for the arrest of Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 12:44 AM (mjogX)

Cheaper to just MOAB his fucking silly ass.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 08, 2025 12:52 AM (snZF9)

401 Not easy, but its how it is.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 08, 2025 12:48 AM (snZF9)

Amen. True for all of us.

Posted by: Pete Bog at August 08, 2025 12:52 AM (iGZ9n)

402

Bitches are so jealous of Melania, same with Sydney Sweeney.

They will try anything to hurt them.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 08, 2025 12:54 AM (3ek7K)

403 Great, my birthday. What happened on the 9th of november, or dare I ask?
Posted by: Berserker
---------

Remember, remember!
The fifth of November,


That's all I got.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 08, 2025 12:55 AM (XeU6L)

404 Well, fackity fack fack. My desktop computer just shit the bed. It just locked up solid, would not respond to mouse or keyboard commands. Did a hard reboot, would not boot Linux off the solid-state drive. Tried booting the old Win7 drive, and it came up to the desktop, but would not run any programs, adn then the scree washed out, and it locked up, too. Booted up the Linux install iso off the DVD drive, and it took forever to load, and I opened the HQ on Firefox, but it took forever to load, and again, no mouse or keyboard inputs accepted. Might be a memory problem, or else something fairly basic on the motherboard.

Had to go out to the garage and fetch my laptop.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2025 12:59 AM (SMy0Z)

405 Some of us are bat shit crazy, LMAO.

Posted by: fourseasons


What you mean 'some,' kemosabe?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 08, 2025 01:01 AM (mlg/3)

406 He went on national television and ate an entire plate of empanadas in front of his starving nation, all while lecturing them about the glories of Socialism.

A MOAB is too quick for what that evil fuck deserves.

Posted by: Sam Adams at August 08, 2025 12:54 AM (X+xvk)

I know, but don't you just love fireworks? lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 08, 2025 01:03 AM (snZF9)

407 Had to go out to the garage and fetch my laptop.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2025 12:59 AM (SMy0Z)

“And he bestrode his world like a mighty Colossus “

Nice recovery.

Posted by: Pete Bog at August 08, 2025 01:04 AM (iGZ9n)

408 42 Fascists are national socialists and communists are international socialists. It's all slavery and death.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 07, 2025 10:12 PM (pIfcn)

Except that they are not. Fascists still believe in private property. Communists do not. Know and understand, that while what they want to create looks the same and acts the same, they come in from different directions.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 08, 2025 01:05 AM (ZAN7R)

409 405, AOP, might be memory corruption or failing power supply. Had that happen to an old Lenovo just the other day.

Live cd with memtest on it can tell u. Knoppix or some old Ubuntu live in 32 or 64 but as needed.

Posted by: whig's phone at August 08, 2025 01:06 AM (ctrM5)

410 397 MOTIVATION:

United States offers $50,000,000 reward for the arrest of Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 12:44 AM (mjogX)

He needs to experience the fate of Nicolae and Elena Ceaucescu.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 08, 2025 01:06 AM (ZAN7R)

411 Well, fackity fack fack. My desktop computer just shit the bed. It just locked up solid, would not respond to mouse or keyboard commands. Did a hard reboot, would not boot Linux off the solid-state drive. Tried booting the old Win7 drive, and it came up to the desktop, but would not run any programs, adn then the scree washed out, and it locked up, too. Booted up the Linux install iso off the DVD drive, and it took forever to load, and I opened the HQ on Firefox, but it took forever to load, and again, no mouse or keyboard inputs accepted. Might be a memory problem, or else something fairly basic on the motherboard.

Had to go out to the garage and fetch my laptop.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2025 12:59 AM (SMy0Z)

Not sure why, but I just picture that desktop PC in a room hooked up to various pulleys, belts, gears, a tesla globe, and a jacobs ladder. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 08, 2025 01:07 AM (snZF9)

412 I know, but don't you just love fireworks? lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

*************************************

I do love fireworks!

And a MOAB would have the additional benefit of removing a significant number of his little Marxist cadre....

Okay. You sold me.

Posted by: Sam Adams at August 08, 2025 01:07 AM (X+xvk)

413 390 My bad, yeah the 5th of November.

I was only four days off.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2025 12:37 AM (9jHJJ)

Remember, remember the Ninth of November

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 08, 2025 01:08 AM (ZAN7R)

414 407 He went on national television and ate an entire plate of empanadas in front of his starving nation, all while lecturing them about the glories of Socialism.

A MOAB is too quick for what that evil fuck deserves.

Posted by: Sam Adams


Well most of the country can’t afford the electricity to power the tv.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 08, 2025 01:08 AM (mT+6a)

415 >>>Had to go out to the garage and fetch my laptop.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
--------------

They need to get it into their heads that many consumers don't want a tinker toy. Like a car, they want to get in, start it and drive to the destination. Not tinker with it as if it were a '49 Ford.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 01:08 AM (mjogX)

416 Fwiw, the lenova had the old beep signals when it wouldn't boot but some newer boards don't have that. Occasionally it can be a motherboard failing.

Posted by: whig's phone at August 08, 2025 01:08 AM (ctrM5)

417 We are blessed with the company of new profound thought leaders this evening. A J, a feather and now a bovine succubus.

Truly a great evening to have swung by for a visit.

Posted by: Pete Bog at August 08, 2025 01:09 AM (iGZ9n)

418 Apple could be that way but Tim Cook prefers to tinker with us.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 01:09 AM (mjogX)

419 We are blessed with the company of new profound thought leaders this evening. A J, a feather and now a bovine succubus.

Truly a great evening to have swung by for a visit.
Posted by: Pete Bog


What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 01:10 AM (8a8OI)

420 He needs to experience the fate of Nicolae and Elena Ceaucescu.

Posted by: Cow Demon

*************************************

Such warm Christmas memories!

Brings a tear to my eye.

Posted by: Sam Adams at August 08, 2025 01:11 AM (X+xvk)

421 Nice recovery.
Posted by: Pete Bog at August 08, 2025 01:04 AM (iGZ9n)

Somewhere here I have a copy of Hiren's Boot Disk, either on a floppy or on a DVD. I could try booting off that, try some of the diagnostic routines found on it. But if the machine won't respond to either the mouse or the keyboard, not sure if it will work. I wonder if the power supply puked on just one leg of its output?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2025 01:11 AM (SMy0Z)

422 It’s a pleasure to see you, Pete Bog.

Hope you and Mrs Bog make it to Corsicana. I enjoy your company.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 08, 2025 01:12 AM (mT+6a)

423 He needs to experience the fate of Nicolae and Elena Ceaucescu.
Posted by: Cow Demon at August 08, 2025 01:06 AM (ZAN7R)

Upon my tossing you into the same bed with some odd fellows you come up with a sentiment that many here share.

Posted by: Pete Bog at August 08, 2025 01:13 AM (iGZ9n)

424 Well most of the country can’t afford the electricity to power the tv.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 08, 2025 01:08 AM (mT+6a)

*********************************

Yeah. Sitting on the Oronoco Flow, and can't keep the lights on.

Only Commies could manage this.

Posted by: Sam Adams at August 08, 2025 01:13 AM (X+xvk)

425 I do love fireworks!

And a MOAB would have the additional benefit of removing a significant number of his little Marxist cadre....

Okay. You sold me.

Posted by: Sam Adams at August 08, 2025 01:07 AM (X+xvk)

Yup, that was my thought. Why stick him in a cell when you can be like the Borg and leave a huge scar on the planet where he and a bunch of his shit used to be.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 08, 2025 01:13 AM (snZF9)

426 I’m pretty much done giving my heart to anyone. And that’s ok. Sad. But. Ok.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 08, 2025 12:03 AM (mT+6a)

There's an ass for every seat. One day it will happen, it always does. At the same time you DO NOT want the potential right one to pay for the sins of the assholes before him. Trust me, we can smell it like a nice steak dinner. Rule one may be don't stick your dick in crazy, but rule 2, the one that never gets mentioned, is don't be the punching bag for the asshole that came before you. Its a balance, trying to protect yourself and not push a potential right dude away. Not easy, but its how it is.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Uncle is on Number Three. Somehow outlived the first two.
Turns out, Number Three was the mother of a big concert promoter in Texas, ummm, who died in car wreck, and Uncle found out after Number two passed that he was the father of Number Three's son, who was born before he even married before Number One.

High School reunions are the friends of widows.
THAT is the takeaway.
---
Sidebar - I won't outlive my wife, but if I do do I am definitely hitting the reunion to follow up on flirting with from '85

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 08, 2025 01:14 AM (/lPRQ)

427
We are trying to change our address with Social Security. It's a nightmare. In our small town there is no mail delivery to your house. Everyone has a post office box. We'll, SS won't accept a post office box for an address.

Hopefully it will be resolved.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 08, 2025 01:15 AM (3ek7K)

428 Remember, remember!
The fifth of November,

That's all I got.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 08, 2025 12:55 AM (XeU6L)

It cracks me up that the Anarchists deified Guy Fawkes as some great Anti Government guy.... when the reason he tried to blow up Parliament was because he was a Catholic Zealot, and Parliament was passing Anti Catholic laws.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2025 01:16 AM (mP0Kj)

429 Bitches are so jealous of Melania, same with Sydney Sweeney.

They will try anything to hurt them.

Posted by: fourseasons
===

But not jealous of Kumdumpster Kamala

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 08, 2025 01:16 AM (/lPRQ)

430 Not sure why, but I just picture that desktop PC in a room hooked up to various pulleys, belts, gears, a tesla globe, and a jacobs ladder. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 08, 2025 01:07 AM (snZF9)

I made a Jacob's Ladder once. Too easy. Just cabbaged the HV power supply out of an old CRT type computer monitor. Twelve volts in, 25,000 volts out. The HV in them is stand-alone, not part of the horizontal sweep circuit as it was in TV's.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2025 01:16 AM (SMy0Z)

431 Braenyard, I have been decommissioning old system builds for some kids into retro gaming. That means making them running with os, drivers, and patches. Legacy Update website is useful to install no longer available security patches from Microsoft. Supermium is a retrofit browser and there is a similar retro browser using Firefox.

So far, one win win2k, win 7, 8.1, and XP pro up and running. Installing dual boots w Linux as well.

fwiw, Debian 12 is probably the last 32 bit mainstream Linux left and they are not going to 13 with it.

Posted by: whig's phone at August 08, 2025 01:17 AM (ctrM5)

432 Hope you and Mrs Bog make it to Corsicana. I enjoy your company.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 08, 2025 01:12 AM (mT+6a)

Ben Had would kill me if I missed it. She has Plannzzzzz.

Posted by: Pete Bog at August 08, 2025 01:19 AM (iGZ9n)

433 I made a Jacob's Ladder once. Too easy. Just cabbaged the HV power supply out of an old CRT type computer monitor. Twelve volts in, 25,000 volts out. The HV in them is stand-alone, not part of the horizontal sweep circuit as it was in TV's.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2025 01:16 AM (SMy0Z)

I made one in electronics class in school. Bastards wouldn't let me take it home. Teacher probably brought it home to his kid. Hope he burned the fucking house down with it. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 08, 2025 01:20 AM (snZF9)

434 Hope you and Mrs Bog make it to Corsicana. I enjoy your company.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 08, 2025 01:12 AM (mT+6a)

Speaking of Corsicana, I booked a room in Motel 6. Two queen beds. Well, my travel partner from last year, Bruce, cannot make it because he is saving his shekels to go to Australia for his granddaughter's wedding. So I will have a spare bed for any who need to room-share.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2025 01:20 AM (SMy0Z)

435 Everyone has a post office box. We'll, SS won't accept a post office box for an address.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 08, 2025 01:15 AM (3ek7K)

PO Box on line 1 of the form, street address on line 2. We lived that reality for 20 years. Or for Social Security flip lines 1 and. 2. Seemed to work us.

Posted by: Pete Bog at August 08, 2025 01:24 AM (iGZ9n)

436 But even old new stock can be DOA. Got a Kingston sdram stick nib that wouldn't boot. Memtest showed it was bad. Another has a bad hd controller card that in turn borked two hard drives causing head crashes.

So lot of work just to donate them to some kids and get them out of my basement. Several were systems from parents and in-laws so checking them for old recipes, photos etc tucked in odd directories.

Posted by: whig's phone at August 08, 2025 01:24 AM (ctrM5)

437 So good luck with your computer AOP. Wish all a good night.

Posted by: whig's phone at August 08, 2025 01:25 AM (ctrM5)

438
Pete,

Thanks, we'll try that. Hubby is pissed. He said the aholes have no idea about people living in rural areas. They think everyone lives in a big city.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 08, 2025 01:27 AM (3ek7K)

439 Your local Post Office has been dealing with this for years. That trick worked for us. Your local postmaster may have further advice.

It was a PITA stopping to pick up the mail but it did provide a place to see and say hi to our neighbors.

Posted by: Pete Bog at August 08, 2025 01:30 AM (iGZ9n)

440

It's cool. We love small town life.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 08, 2025 01:32 AM (3ek7K)

441 >>>They think everyone lives in a big city.

Posted by: fourseasons
---

Didn't live in town but the P.O. was where the mail was.
It was so old the boxes were exactly like the old western movies.
A stack at the right end of the counter. The whole thing was wooden, pigeon holes with doors and all. Each small door had a knob in the center one would turn for the simple three point combination.

If mail was more than a fit it was under the counter and the Post Mistress would hand it to you. Not like everyone didn't know everyone.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 01:39 AM (mjogX)

442 So good luck with your computer AOP. Wish all a good night.

Thanks, Whig! I did have a victory today in the mower department. Figured out why Dixon mower #1 wasn't charging its wee battery. The "voltage regulator" was kaput. Alternator coil was putting out 24 volts AC, regulator/rectifier was putting out zilch. I found a 50-amp bridge rectifier in my electronics junk, and wired that in. Bingo! 14 volts Dc at the battery when the engine is running. I got a swack of mowing done, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2025 01:40 AM (SMy0Z)

443
Braenyard,

That's exactly how it is here, lol.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 08, 2025 01:41 AM (3ek7K)

444
I hope everyone has a good night.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 08, 2025 01:45 AM (3ek7K)

445
Turns out, Number Three was the mother of a big concert promoter in Texas, ummm, who died in car wreck, and Uncle found out after Number two passed that he was the father of Number Three's son, who was born before he even married before Number One.


So Number Three marrying your Uncle was part of her redemption arc? Just when was your Uncle informed of his putative paternity?

As has been said here often, usually in jest, but not in this case, "I don't get it."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at August 08, 2025 01:46 AM (Tv15w)

446 I am going to call it a night, too. Later, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2025 01:46 AM (SMy0Z)

447 Thanks for the ONTs Weird Dave! Well done.

Posted by: Darles Chickens at August 08, 2025 01:47 AM (vOKvj)

448
"The Postmistress is a mistress!" would rank right up there with, "The Color Guard is colored!" from "O Brother, Where Art Thou?"

* cue R. Hunter Biden's rant on George Clooney *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at August 08, 2025 01:50 AM (Tv15w)

449
Thank you, WD, for your quirky takes on this mixed up, muddled up, shook up world.

Out ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at August 08, 2025 01:52 AM (Tv15w)

450 Would you feel more comfortable if I had written 'the female Postmaster'?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 01:56 AM (mjogX)

451 "More gopher, Everett?"

Posted by: Sam Adams at August 08, 2025 01:58 AM (X+xvk)

452 James Woods@RealJamesWoods

ISIS soldiers behead Christians in Mozambique, burning church and homes: 'Silent genocide'

Muslims are either invading or breeding their way into becoming majority populations in every corner of the globe.

And assimilation is not their goal.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 02:01 AM (mjogX)

453 iAnonPatriot

Michelle Obama is so oppressed in America, that she just sold one of her homes for $37 MILLION..

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 02:03 AM (mjogX)

454 Except that they are not. Fascists still believe in private property. Communists do not. Know and understand, that while what they want to create looks the same and acts the same, they come in from different directions.

Except they don't, they just pretend to. "Oh, you can own your factory and take all the profit from it as long as you do what we say and kick some $$ back up the line to us" vs "Here, comrade, you will run this factory. Feel free to harvest all the graft you can, as long as you do what we say and kick some $$ back up the line to us". It's a distinction without a difference.

Posted by: Weirddave at August 08, 2025 02:05 AM (df/te)

455 Thanks Weird Dave for all of the Thursday ONTs, I have enjoyed them immensely, you deserve a break. I'm going to raise a glass to all of the Cobs for their hard work and sense of humor. So nice to end the day sipping a glass of scotch and being amused and educated here every night.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 08, 2025 02:07 AM (0nHVk)

456 I'm surprised with that the Purple Heart article didn't elicit a post from John Kerry, didn't he award himself three of them?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 08, 2025 02:14 AM (0nHVk)

457 I wandered off for a while only to return and find the Horde safely tucked into their beds, sound asleep. Sweet dreams.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 08, 2025 02:51 AM (0nHVk)

458 How in the world can it only be 3am?
Went to bed at 8, been in bathroom 5 times and fell asleep immediately except this time.

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2025 03:10 AM (+qU29)

459 Last!

Posted by: Reforger at August 08, 2025 03:23 AM (xcIvR)

460 Maybe

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2025 03:27 AM (+qU29)

461 Alarm isn't for a little bit so see if I can get a short nap in

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2025 03:37 AM (+qU29)

462 Howdy Skip

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 08, 2025 03:49 AM (Wg6v7)

463 Thank you for the Purple Heart video, WeirdDave. It's lovely.

Posted by: m at August 08, 2025 04:12 AM (aURVT)

464 Besides, if she really has repented, she'll might make a fine wife, and the wedding night will be one to remember.

******

God can wash away sins, yes. He knows the sinners heart.

I do not.

Would you let a rapist who repented mary your daughter?

Would you let a pedophile who repented babysit your children?

Would you let a murderer who repented watch over your parents?

I think not.

All of the above examples are of people who have had their sin washed away. But only God knows for sure.

We must be cautious.

Posted by: EFG at August 08, 2025 04:16 AM (hUpCo)

465 458 How in the world can it only be 3am?
Went to bed at 8
Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2025 03:10 AM (+qU29)

Seven hours of sleep sounds like an improvement, though!
(apologies for math on the blog)

Posted by: m at August 08, 2025 04:18 AM (aURVT)

466 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at August 08, 2025 04:32 AM (aURVT)

467 Except they don't, they just pretend to. "Oh, you can own your factory and take all the profit from it as long as you do what we say and kick some $$ back up the line to us" vs "Here, comrade, you will run this factory. Feel free to harvest all the graft you can, as long as you do what we say and kick some $$ back up the line to us". It's a distinction without a difference.
Posted by: Weirddave at August 08, 2025 02:05 AM (df/te)

And yet, critical. How do you think the elites got on board with Nazism/Fascism? Because if they owned their own property, shut up, did what they were told, they’d be left alone. Communism? No chance. They ARE distinctions with a huge difference.

But they all lead to the same place - hell on earth.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 08, 2025 05:33 AM (ZAN7R)

468 thankyou for memes and mysteries. i forwarded many of them often. fine job.

Posted by: cmeat at August 08, 2025 10:49 AM (hmebG)

New Employees Cafe

trumpdildo.jpg

Mike Tyson purchased a white tiger in the 90s because he wanted a pet that would match his energy.

Two massive volcanic eruptions as seen from satellites.

A colugo is an animal that looks fake. Like they made it up for that horrible 1999 Lost in Space.

A wolf is domesticated.

Taking your hawk out for a flight.

Taking your otter for a swim.

Taking your horse out for a trot.

Boaters give a warbler a lift back to land.

The dog who was mother to tigers.

Dramatic skies.

Circus rooster.

Polar deer.

Wolves at the door.

A big herd of camels in their natural habitat, the beach.

You can't stop a sheep from headbutting.

This video proves global warming is real. (Well it's as good as evidence as the communist Democrats provide.)

Well-mannered foxes.

The female narc tried to entrap these good boys but they were wise to her jive.

In fairness, the guy rolled over for the raven. If there were betting involved here, I'd be contacting the bunko squad.

Posted by: Ace at 07:10 PM




Comments

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1
Hello

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 07:11 PM (3ek7K)

2 Let the dildoes hit the floor!

Posted by: gKWVE at August 07, 2025 07:11 PM (sDWtc)

3 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 07:11 PM (tjClK)

4 >>>Two massive volcanic eruptions as seen from satellites.

Amazing.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 07:12 PM (i24o9)

5 Call the coroner. The top pic killed me.

Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2025 07:12 PM (DgGvY)

6
Ha ha

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 07:12 PM (3ek7K)

7 Let the dildoes hit the floor!
Posted by: gKWVE at August 07, 2025 07:11 PM (sDWtc)



Opportunity to sock Drowning Pool, missed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 07:12 PM (tjClK)

8 The Trump dildo throw is funny.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 07:13 PM (tjClK)

9 >>>Taking your hawk out for a flight.

Is that what their calling it these days?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 07:13 PM (i24o9)

10 Official dildo of the Ace of Spades blog.

Available in the gift shop.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2025 07:14 PM (Q4IgG)

11
I keep thinking today is Friday.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 07:14 PM (3ek7K)

12 >>>Raven loves winning tic tac toe


So that means global thermonuclear war, right?

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 07, 2025 07:14 PM (CNl8/)

13 A drone shaped like a green dildo would be pretty cool.

Posted by: fd at August 07, 2025 07:14 PM (vFG9F)

14 Feni𝕏 Ammunition FenixAmmunition 20h
The only thing better than a WNBA joke, is a WNBA joke that also rips LeBron James

https://tinyurl.com/4hwtd3t2

FearBuck @FearedBuck 22h
The person who threw a dildo at last night’s WNBA game, Kaden Lopez, 18, appeared in court today charged with assault and disorderly conduct

Croaky Caiman 🐊 @InstaGator2024 11h Replying to @FearedBuck
https://tinyurl.com/yzwwbjxp

Posted by: andycanuck at August 07, 2025 07:14 PM (2yoRf)

15 An OTA TV channel in my yute went to some computer screen something and would display recipes on occasion. We were looking at something and a recipe called for making a dough. Then it said 'chill dough' for some amount of time.

I pipe up and say "I've heard of 'dildo' but what's a 'chill dough?'

My parents were NOT impressed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 07:15 PM (tjClK)

16 A colugo is an animal that looks fake.

It looks like an injection-molding mistake. It has webbed everything.

Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2025 07:15 PM (DgGvY)

17 Good luck with that Wolf.
Not eating your face off.

Posted by: jsg at August 07, 2025 07:15 PM (q/iLt)

18
Well? Where is everyone?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2025 07:16 PM (kkTda)

19 On the 'most magical' video i kept waiting for an alligator or Hippo to attack the critters.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 07:16 PM (zZu0s)

20 FearBuck @FearedBuck 22h
The person who threw a dildo at last night’s WNBA game, Kaden Lopez, 18, appeared in court today charged with assault and disorderly conduct


Assault? Did he actually hit someone with it?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 07:16 PM (tjClK)

21 The volcanoes are creepy as hell.

Posted by: eleven at August 07, 2025 07:16 PM (fV+MH)

22 "I've heard of 'dildo' but what's a 'chill dough?'
My parents were NOT impressed.
Posted by: Sponge


The chilldo is the icy stare that lets you know you're f--ked.

Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2025 07:16 PM (DgGvY)

23 Remember "The Flying Fickle Finger Of Fate"?

Posted by: fd at August 07, 2025 07:16 PM (vFG9F)

24 Top picture... now... we KNOW that Trump supports the World Wrestling Federation... and it's new franchise in a New market... the WNBA.

Because without the fights? none of us would even know nor care about what is going on there.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2025 07:17 PM (mP0Kj)

25 Assault?

This is the best pr the wnba has had in years.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 07:17 PM (zZu0s)

26
Wolves have moved up here in Wyoming. Of course they are killing livestock.



Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 07:17 PM (3ek7K)

27 The person who threw a dildo at last night’s WNBA game, Kaden Lopez, 18, appeared in court today charged with assault and disorderly conduct

Assault? Did he actually hit someone with it?
Posted by: Sponge


That would be battery.

Even if it's not a vibrating dildo.

Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2025 07:17 PM (DgGvY)

28 Capitol Hill hardest hit.

unusual_whales @unusual_whales 2h
BREAKING: US imposes tariffs on one-kilo gold bars, per FT
🧈🧈
🧈🧈🧈

Posted by: andycanuck at August 07, 2025 07:18 PM (2yoRf)

29
That would be battery.

Even if it's not a vibrating dildo.
Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2025 07:17 PM (DgGvY)



Then I'm curious where the assault charge comes from.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 07:18 PM (tjClK)

30 Good luck with that Wolf.
Not eating your face off.
Posted by: jsg
_________

As well as Tyson's tiger.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 07, 2025 07:19 PM (XvL8K)

31 26
Wolves have moved up here in Wyoming. Of course they are killing livestock.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 07:17 PM (3ek7K)

Moved? or were released.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2025 07:19 PM (mP0Kj)

32 So we're not allowed to throw dildos now? I thought this was America.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 07, 2025 07:19 PM (2UnvF)

33
It is rude to throw dildos on the court, but it is hilarious.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 07:19 PM (3ek7K)

34
The person who threw a dildo at last night’s WNBA game, Kaden Lopez, 18, appeared in court today charged with assault and disorderly conduct

_______

Not attempted rape?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2025 07:20 PM (kkTda)

35 Wolves have moved up here in Wyoming. Of course they are killing livestock.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 07:17 PM (3ek7K)

Moved? or were released.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2025 07:19 PM (mP0Kj)



Global warming.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 07:20 PM (tjClK)

36 Ravens seem like flying dogs

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 07:20 PM (VPPG8)

37 "Mike Tyson purchased a white tiger in the 90s because he wanted a pet that would match his energy."

These days, it's probably cheaper to just get Charlie Sheen

Posted by: tankdemon at August 07, 2025 07:20 PM (R256O)

38
Romeo,

Migrating from Colorado. It's a problem.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 07:20 PM (3ek7K)

39 The dildo thing is amusing to be sure, but ya gotta figure bobble head night is gonna be lit!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2025 07:21 PM (W/lyH)

40 I want to see a fleshlight tossed out a WNBA game. That would definitely go over better with the players.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 07, 2025 07:21 PM (CNl8/)

41 Ah......but assault?

Kaden Lopez was taken into custody by Phoenix police while inside PHX Arena after he allegedly threw a “green dildo” and struck a man and his 9-year-old niece during Tuesday’s contest between the Mercury and Sun, FOX 10 Phoenix reported on Wednesday night.

Lopez was booked on suspicion of disorderly conduct, assault and public display of explicit sexual material and appeared in court on Wednesday.


Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 07:21 PM (tjClK)

42 Saving the Trump/Dildo pic for X

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 07:21 PM (VPPG8)

43 That would be battery.

Even if it's not a vibrating dildo.
Posted by: mikeski


Then I'm curious where the assault charge comes from.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

He hurt their feeeeelllzzzzz. Right in the taint.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at August 07, 2025 07:22 PM (QcUc+)

44 Heard in a holding cell:

Hey man, whatcha in for?

Assault with a deadly dong.

Posted by: fd at August 07, 2025 07:22 PM (vFG9F)

45 38
Romeo,

Migrating from Colorado. It's a problem.
Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 07:20 PM (3ek7K)

Oh, I believe you... even as someone who likes wolves... they are an Apex Predator that we wiped out for very good reasons.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2025 07:22 PM (mP0Kj)

46 That warbler did not want to leave that nice warm hat.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 07, 2025 07:22 PM (a+4eV)

47
"The right of the people to keep and throw Dildoes, shall not be infringed."

Right there in the Constitution!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2025 07:22 PM (kkTda)

48 The dildos are green because they're full of money. Dumb broads didn't even pick 'em up.

Posted by: Bombadil at August 07, 2025 07:23 PM (MX0bI)

49 Little did the deer know he was swiftly approaching the waterfall.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 07, 2025 07:23 PM (WjKqU)

50 he allegedly threw a “green dildo” and struck a man and his 9-year-old niece during Tuesday’s contest between the Mercury and Sun, FOX 10 Phoenix reported on Wednesday night.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 07:21 PM (tjClK)

Dayum... he hit two people with ONE THROW OF ONE DILDO?

Sign this dude up for the Darts team!

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2025 07:24 PM (mP0Kj)

51 Let the dildoes hit the floor!
-------

Alternative selection: "Its Raining Men"

Posted by: Crusader at August 07, 2025 07:24 PM (TN0g+)

52 Assault? Did he actually hit someone with it?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 07:16 PM (tjClK)

Assault is the apprehension in an intended victim of contact. They're going to have to find someone to testify that they thought they were going to be hit by a giant green dildo.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 07:24 PM (i24o9)

53 Wolves have moved up here in Wyoming. Of course they are killing livestock.
Posted by: fourseasons
-----
Moved? or were released.
Posted by: Romeo13
-----
Global warming.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

They were retreating from the rising sea levels due to man made globull enwarmening. They didn't wanna get a$$ raped by dolphins and river otters.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at August 07, 2025 07:24 PM (QcUc+)

54
Lopez was booked on suspicion of disorderly conduct, assault and public display of explicit sexual material and appeared in court on Wednesday.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 07:21 PM (tjClK)

___________

I can go to CVS and see a Turbo Pounder 5000 on the shelves.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2025 07:24 PM (kkTda)

55
Parts, raining the important parts.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 07:25 PM (3ek7K)

56 47
"The right of the people to keep and throw Dildoes, shall not be infringed."

Right there in the Constitution!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2025 07:22 PM (kkTda)

In the Military there was a thing called a 'short arm inspection'...

So this would be covered under the Right to bear ARMS!

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2025 07:25 PM (mP0Kj)

57 Dayum... he hit two people with ONE THROW OF ONE DILDO?

Sign this dude up for the Darts team!
Posted by: Romeo13
________

Glansing shot

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 07, 2025 07:25 PM (XvL8K)

58 These days, it's probably cheaper to just get Charlie Sheen
Posted by: tankdemon at August 07, 2025 07:20 PM (R256O)

You still get the Tiger Blood

Posted by: jsg at August 07, 2025 07:25 PM (q/iLt)

59
The French throw dildos at their silly kickball matches. Americans are so prudish!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2025 07:25 PM (kkTda)

60 >>>The person who threw a dildo at last night’s WNBA game, Kaden Lopez, 18, appeared in court today charged with assault and disorderly conduct

Aggravated mockery with intent to demean.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 07:26 PM (i24o9)

61 2
Posted by: gKWVE at August 07, 2025 07:11 PM (sDWtc)

You must be traveling

Posted by: tankdemon at August 07, 2025 07:26 PM (R256O)

62 Lopez was booked on suspicion of disorderly conduct, assault and public display of explicit sexual material and appeared in court on Wednesday.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 07:21 PM (tjClK)

He was booked on suspicion of holding a kindergarten class?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 07:27 PM (i24o9)

63 >>>The person who threw a dildo at last night’s WNBA game, Kaden Lopez, 18, appeared in court today charged with assault and disorderly conduct

Aggravated mockery with intent to demean.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 07:26 PM (i24o9)
----
By that standard, last night's "dildo" thread would have the Moron Horde locked up for life, turning big rocks into little rocks.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 07, 2025 07:27 PM (IBQGV)

64
It was only 77% of the size of a dildo thrown at an NBA game.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2025 07:27 PM (kkTda)

65 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2025 07:27 PM (+qU29)

66 "Glansing shot
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba"



Excellent.

Posted by: eleven at August 07, 2025 07:28 PM (fV+MH)

67
Skip, when will you be done with the night shift?

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 07:28 PM (3ek7K)

68 I had a warbler in my pants once. A mezzo-soprano, I think.

Posted by: A Night At The Opera at August 07, 2025 07:28 PM (G5+As)

69 Nowhere to run
Nowhere to Hide
When Detroit was Detroit.
Message to run away Tx Dems

Martha and the Vandellas
https://tinyurl.com/bdfde9z3

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 07:29 PM (VPPG8)

70 It was only 77% of the size of a dildo thrown at an NBA game.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Shrinkflation strikes again!

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 07, 2025 07:29 PM (WjKqU)

71 Lopez was booked on suspicion of disorderly conduct, assault and public display of explicit sexual material...
------

Should I assume they police "pride" events for such "public display of explicit sexual material"?

Or nah?

Posted by: Crusader at August 07, 2025 07:29 PM (TN0g+)

72 Hey, this is actually topical:

http://tiny.cc/dhwq001

So glad I could share it.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 07, 2025 07:29 PM (R256O)

73 Did he assault the wooden court?
Did he hurt its feelings?

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2025 07:30 PM (+qU29)

74 Kid in court:

'Scuse me while I whip this out...'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 07:30 PM (zZu0s)

75 By that standard, last night's "dildo" thread would have the Moron Horde locked up for life, turning big rocks into little rocks.
--------

If any of us were posting from the UK they're probably facing arrest warrants from the local constables.

Posted by: Crusader at August 07, 2025 07:30 PM (TN0g+)

76 Then I'm curious where the assault charge comes from.
Posted by: Sponge


Assault is just a threat.

Saying "I'm gonna kick you in the nuts!" is assault.

Kicking you in the nuts is battery.

Whether a thrown dildo would be assault is a question for the judge, but of course the prosecutor is gonna ram through all the charges he can.

If the kid had put more arc on the dildo, he'd probably have an FAA airspace violation to answer for, too.

Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2025 07:30 PM (DgGvY)

77 Been on days this week, but they are so behind completion date they are looking for anything to hang someone .
And I have a disaster on my hands there

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2025 07:32 PM (+qU29)

78 I am all for interesting pets, obviously. I don’t even have a problem with wolf dogs, in the right hands. But tigers are all fun while they are young, until they decide they really do want to play with you like another tiger, and then you bleed and smell like food. Then you are sushi.

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 07:32 PM (aT5K/)

79 Did he lube it up, like a gentleman?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 07:32 PM (zZu0s)

80 If the kid had put more arc on the dildo, he'd probably have an FAA airspace violation to answer for, too.

Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2025 07:30 PM (DgGvY)

Clearly a football spiral is the way to go, for you aspiring WNBA fans.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 07:32 PM (i24o9)

81
Skip,

The job from hell.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 07:32 PM (3ek7K)

82 19 On the 'most magical' video i kept waiting for an alligator or Hippo to attack the critters.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 07:16 PM (zZu0s)

I was expecting a Godzilla stomp.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 07, 2025 07:33 PM (R256O)

83 Kid in court:

'Scuse me while I whip this out...'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 07:30 PM (zZu0s)

Then he'll get tossed off the docket.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 07:33 PM (i24o9)

84 Willowed Response:
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Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 07:07 PM (krQz2

My point was not to you, ( sorry) but to the other guy who evidently didn't know about " A Man for all seasons" its one of my favorite films. I don't know the politics of the director or producer. Great film There are tons of movie I haven't seen, but iIm not going to worry about whether AMFAS done in 1966 was by a non conservative director

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2025 07:14 PM (2GCMq)
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Robert Bolt probably wrote one of the most brilliant plays in the history of theater. It makes quite a movie as well. I'd dare say that the world is somewhat a better place for displaying Bolt's play.

So, yeah, I'm not going to care too much about what Bolt's exact political orientation was.

And Scofield is just flawless in the lead role (which he also played on stage).

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 07:33 PM (krQz2)

85 Clearly a football spiral is the way to go, for you aspiring WNBA fans.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 07:32 PM (i24o9)

Lawn darts of our time.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 07:33 PM (zZu0s)

86 That was some clean buck in water going under the bridge.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2025 07:33 PM (W/lyH)

87 Clearly a football spiral is the way to go, for you aspiring WNBA fans.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 07:32 PM (i24o9)

Lawn darts of our time.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 07:33 PM (zZu0s)

GenZ lawn dart victim: It was a hole in one, doc!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 07:34 PM (i24o9)

88 Uh oh.

Ghostbusters.net@GhostbustersNet
Gozer the Gozerian was one of the first mainstream transgender characters to grace the silver screen.

-
Don't cross dress the streams!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 07, 2025 07:34 PM (L/fGl)

89 Wrong kind of otters x2 ace.

Why do you hate me?

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 07, 2025 07:34 PM (sNvzL)

90 Quite Interesting @qikipedia 4h
During the Great Plague of London in the 17th century, doctors recommended keeping your farts in a jar and giving it a good sniff if you felt unwell.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 07, 2025 07:35 PM (2yoRf)

91 I had a warbler in my pants once.

Posted by: A Night At The Opera at August 07, 2025 07:28 PM (G5+As)
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Once!

Posted by: Danny Vermin at August 07, 2025 07:35 PM (krQz2)

92
Somebody mentioned the 3-body problem a few threads ago, I got interested in the latest work on this. So far, there are 20 known periodic solutions to this. Most of these are unstable, the slightest perturbation (bump) would send rambling off chaotically, but here's post with a little video of those 20 known ones:

https://tinyurl.com/2dcoxqn5


The Figure-8 one, known as Chenciner-Montgomery solution, is interesting. It is stable to perturbations. Here's a video of a planet trajectory put into a figure-8 solution of 3 solar mass stars. Note the chaotic nature of the planet's "orbit" if you can call it that:
https://tinyurl.com/2cn4lk3k

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2025 07:35 PM (w6EFb)

93 No, she was a nimble little nymph.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 07:35 PM (zZu0s)

94
Kid in court:

'Scuse me while I whip this out...'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 07:30 PM (zZu0s).

__________

People's Exhibit 1.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2025 07:35 PM (kkTda)

95 Lopez was booked on suspicion of disorderly conduct, assault and public display of explicit sexual material and appeared in court on Wednesday.

Lawdy! Oh my my my. Lopez is in deep doo doo messing with the WNBA if he in within an Obama/Biden appointed Judge turf.

I saw on X a post rewarding Lopez as a patriot.

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 07:35 PM (VPPG8)

96 No way you're getting a spiral if it has balls. It's gonna be a knuckler no matter what.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 07, 2025 07:36 PM (XvL8K)

97 Somebody mentioned the 3-body problem a few threads ago, I got interested in the latest work on this. So far, there are 20 known periodic solutions to this. Most of these are unstable, the slightest perturbation (bump) would send rambling off chaotically, but here's post with a little video of those 20 known ones:

https://tinyurl.com/2dcoxqn5


The Figure-8 one, known as Chenciner-Montgomery solution, is interesting. It is stable to perturbations. Here's a video of a planet trajectory put into a figure-8 solution of 3 solar mass stars. Note the chaotic nature of the planet's "orbit" if you can call it that:
https://tinyurl.com/2cn4lk3k

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2025 07:35 PM (w6EFb)

This place.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 07:36 PM (i24o9)

98 Quite Interesting @qikipedia 4h
During the Great Plague of London in the 17th century, doctors recommended keeping your farts in a jar and giving it a good sniff if you felt unwell.
Posted by: andycanuck at August 07, 2025 07:35 PM (2yoRf)

Also doctor:

We got nothing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 07:36 PM (zZu0s)

99 No way you're getting a spiral if it has balls. It's gonna be a knuckler no matter what.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 07, 2025 07:36 PM (XvL8K)

It'd be unstable for sure. Just have to force it through.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 07:37 PM (zZu0s)

100

If any of us were posting from the UK they're probably facing arrest warrants from the local constables.
Posted by: Crusader

We'd better behave. TJM and CBD are in Euroland and could get arrested for accessory after the fact. Or, do we want that to happen.

Posted by: Could Be Amusing... at August 07, 2025 07:38 PM (G5+As)

101 No way you're getting a spiral if it has balls. It's gonna be a knuckler no matter what.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 07, 2025 07:36 PM (XvL8K)

See three body solution vids. I suspect that a spiral can most certainly be accomplished.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 07:39 PM (i24o9)

102 Uh oh.

Ghostbusters.net@GhostbustersNet
Gozer the Gozerian was one of the first mainstream transgender characters to grace the silver screen.

-
Don't cross dress the streams!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Oh FFS. As a genderless Sumerian god that can take any form, transgender had no meaning. Pffft.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 07, 2025 07:39 PM (WjKqU)

103 Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2025 07:35 PM (w6EFb)

Loving it. Time to go play with some fractal polynomials.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 07, 2025 07:39 PM (/HDaX)

104 Lopez tossed the dildo toward the court but it fell short and hit an adolescent bystander. He may be in for a ride....

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 07:40 PM (VPPG8)

105 "During the Great Plague of London in the 17th century, doctors recommended keeping your farts in a jar and giving it a good sniff if you felt unwell.
Posted by: andycanuck"

I still recommend that for some folks.

Posted by: fd at August 07, 2025 07:40 PM (vFG9F)

106 Or, do we want that to happen.
Posted by: Could Be Amusing... at August 07, 2025 07:38 PM (G5+As)

Boys: 21-36-89 Tango

If target is covered

56-32-45 Bravo.

Good luck guys, we're all counting on you!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 07:40 PM (zZu0s)

107 I see six WNBA players on the same team on the court...and a green dildo...

Posted by: Jean Luc Picard at August 07, 2025 07:41 PM (ynpvh)

108 If I had a pet otter, I would take him down to the river and home he didn't swim away for good

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2025 07:41 PM (+qU29)

109 Blinded by science!

No Context Brits @NoContextBrits 4h
I said maybe...

https://tinyurl.com/bdehwzh7

Posted by: andycanuck at August 07, 2025 07:41 PM (2yoRf)

110 No way you're getting a spiral if it has balls. It's gonna be a knuckler no matter what.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba
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I saw Phil Neikro pitch during the game when Hank Aaron hit his 697th career home run. It was a double-header with the Montreal Expos in Atlanta's Fulton county stadium.

I saw Biff Pocoroba play a few seasons later at the same venue.

Posted by: Crusader at August 07, 2025 07:41 PM (TN0g+)

111 Good evening!

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 07:42 PM (aT5K/)

112 Blinded by science!

No Context Brits @NoContextBrits 4h
I said maybe...

https://tinyurl.com/bdehwzh7

Posted by: andycanuck at August 07, 2025 07:41 PM (2yoRf)

I feel seen.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 07:42 PM (i24o9)

113 I like the dog with the fist bump.

That's a good boy.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 07:43 PM (krQz2)

114 109 Blinded by science!

No Context Brits @NoContextBrits 4h
I said maybe...

https://tinyurl.com/bdehwzh7

Posted by: andycanuck at August 07, 2025 07:41 PM (2yoRf)

Umm...Anderson Cooper after a sesh with his boy toy?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2025 07:43 PM (ynpvh)

115
Comrade,

I hope you're wearing pants.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 07:43 PM (3ek7K)

116 That horse, with a nice trot.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2025 07:43 PM (W/lyH)

117 @BigJoeBastardi . 10h

On this date in 1954 I am sure people on the east coast had no idea what was coming later in August,Sept, Oct with Carol Edna and Hazel.

In fact the day of Carol it was forecasted to break up east of Cape Cod By noon Aug 31 it was breaking up the city of Providence
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Warm water along the Atlantic seaboard.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2025 07:43 PM (mjogX)

118 TSA Administrator: You never say Your Dildo, you only say, The Dildo.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2025 07:44 PM (OTint)

119 Well, that's something new.

Bondi just announced that the DOJ and State Dept are jointly offering $50 million for information leading to the arrest of Nicolas Maduro.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2025 07:44 PM (viF8m)

120 Bondi just announced that the DOJ and State Dept are jointly offering $50 million for information leading to the arrest of Nicolas Maduro.
Posted by: JackStraw

Well, they weren't going to make that offer for Hildawg.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 07, 2025 07:46 PM (WjKqU)

121 116 That horse, with a nice trot.
Posted by: Diogenes at August

It’s a large pony, but hard to tell you what - could be a mutt pony. Its head is too big to be a pure welsh, potentially Connemara.

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 07:46 PM (pZEOD)

122 119 Well, that's something new.

Bondi just announced that the DOJ and State Dept are jointly offering $50 million for information leading to the arrest of Nicolas Maduro.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2025 07:44 PM (viF8m)

I'll take them seriously when they announ e that Maduro has dirt on Hillary.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 07, 2025 07:47 PM (R256O)

123 Anyone bored and want to hassle an online scammer?

I just got a seriously, very polished email phishing attempt from someone pretending to be Paypal saying I had just authorized a payment to "Cormier Christopher" with a phone number to call for more info.

Paypal has no record of any transactions in the last 90 days, so I called the number and some Indian dude answers and says "Hello?", I asked him if this was Paypal and he says "Yes". Won't ay my reply as it's probably banable but if anyone is bored and needs to spout of let me know and I'll get you the phone number.

Posted by: pawn at August 07, 2025 07:47 PM (EITcu)

124 The only reason I am leaning more away from Connemara is because I have never in my life met one that wasn’t complicated. Even as a cross.

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 07:48 PM (pZEOD)

125 That raven!! A story goes that a hunter went into a forest to kill a pesky raven. Raven saw him coming. flew away until the hunter left the forest. They tried 2 hunters.One hunter left and one stayed hiding.

But the raven didn't return until the second hunter left.

They had to send six hunters, leaving one behind, to overwhelm the raven's ability to count.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 07, 2025 07:49 PM (AtFJ+)

126
No, she was a nimble little nymph


Minx, not nymph

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at August 07, 2025 07:50 PM (Tv15w)

127 Cartographic humour.

Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps Aug 4
This has entered my visual core memory and can't be unseen

https://tinyurl.com/afm5y8c6

Posted by: andycanuck at August 07, 2025 07:51 PM (2yoRf)

128 They had to send six hunters, leaving one behind, to overwhelm the raven's ability to count.

Posted by: JM in Illinois

That's so Raven!

Posted by: Orlando Brown at August 07, 2025 07:52 PM (G5+As)

129 Minx, not nymph
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at August 07, 2025 07:50 PM (Tv15w)

Touche.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 07:52 PM (zZu0s)

130 https://youtu.be/KCzwyFHSMdY?si=HXzAmtjROGUBsiq7

Posted by: Easter weekend at August 07, 2025 07:54 PM (jrgJz)

131 How come the kiddie fvckers & drag queens aren’t arrested at the library then?

Still glaringly obvious who gets special treatment and carve outs these days.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2025 07:54 PM (F3yTM)

132 Disney settled in Gina Carino’s favor, for those who haven’t heard.

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 07:55 PM (pZEOD)

133 Never more.

Never more.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 07, 2025 07:56 PM (2yoRf)

134
Ace has a thread about that.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 07:56 PM (3ek7K)

135 Ghostbusters.net@GhostbustersNet
Gozer the Gozerian was one of the first mainstream transgender characters to grace the silver screen.

Don't cross dress the streams!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Oh FFS. As a genderless Sumerian god that can take any form, transgender had no meaning. Pffft.
Posted by: She Hobbit


There's only one actual God. So, like transgender humans, Gozer was also trans-reality.

Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2025 07:57 PM (DgGvY)

136 Hey Rocky, watch me pull a dildo out of my hat!

Posted by: Bullwinkle at August 07, 2025 07:58 PM (i0F8b)

137 >>I'll take them seriously when they announ e that Maduro has dirt on Hillary.

What they do appear to have on him is paying for TdA and Mexican cartels running cocaine and fentanyl. And not just with Venezuela's money, using his own as well.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2025 07:59 PM (viF8m)

138 I'm getting back to cleaning the house soon.

One of my late Mother's nun friends of 65 years received the 2 large packages I sent her. She was so happy.

Mom's purse was in there, her address book, tons of cards, stickers, jokes and stories she'd put in the cards, Daniel O'Donnell CD's and other stuff from Mom.

She was so happy.

As I hope all of you are the rest of the week.
Good night.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 17.6% at August 07, 2025 08:00 PM (jvJvP)

139 Well no sleep 2 of the last 3 nights took a Melatonin a hour ago and going to call it a day.
Have a great evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2025 08:01 PM (+qU29)

140 The dildo comments seem to have petered out.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 07, 2025 08:01 PM (XvL8K)

141 Hey Rocky, watch me pull a dildo out of my hat!
Posted by: Bullwinkle

Not again.

If memory serves, there is a, ahem, toy called a rabbit. So this tracks.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 07, 2025 08:02 PM (WjKqU)

142 aypal has no record of any transactions in the last 90 days, so I called the number and some Indian dude answers and says "Hello?", I asked him if this was Paypal and he says "Yes". Won't ay my reply as it's probably banable but if anyone is bored and needs to spout of let me know and I'll get you the phone number.
Posted by: pawn at August 07, 2025 07:47 PM (EITcu)

I've seen anti scammers pretend to be elderly and mess up the buying of gift cards in a number of entertaining ways.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 08:03 PM (8avO+)

143 The dildo comments seem to have petered out.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 07, 2025 08:01 PM (XvL8K)

The horde is spent.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 08:04 PM (i24o9)

144 Stateless, been my experience nuns are pretty constant as friends. Your Mom was blessed to have her.

Posted by: Eromero at August 07, 2025 08:04 PM (LHPAg)

145 The dildo comments seem to have petered out.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 07, 2025 08:01 PM (XvL8K)

Things are flaccid now.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 07, 2025 08:06 PM (p7nIS)

146 The dildo comments seem to have petered out.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Things are flaccid now.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


We've been going at it for days, you have to expect a refractory period eventually.

Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2025 08:08 PM (DgGvY)

147 Is the satellite view the Tonga eruption?

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 07, 2025 08:12 PM (ZAN7R)

148 https://youtu.be/KCzwyFHSMdY?si=HXzAmtjROGUBsiq7
Posted by: Easter weekend at August 07, 2025 07:54 PM (jrgJz)
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In athletic male horses, you definitely sometimes can see the temperament of a jock.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 08:15 PM (krQz2)

149 The dildo comments seem to have petered out.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

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They've been floored.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 08:16 PM (krQz2)

150 Ha!

https://tinyurl.com/kuh29fm6

Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2025 08:17 PM (viF8m)

151 140 The dildo comments seem to have petered out.
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Blew their wad.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 07, 2025 08:18 PM (2yoRf)

152
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 07, 2025 08:18 PM (tljrc)

153 What's the genesis of the dildo toss?

Is the green dildo a political statement?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 07, 2025 08:18 PM (HqyeH)

154 153 What's the genesis of the dildo toss?

Is the green dildo a political statement?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August

I just read in the NY Post it is being done by a crypto group.

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 08:21 PM (pZEOD)

155 What's the genesis of the dildo toss?
Is the green dildo a political statement?
Posted by: AlaBAMA


* slaps $10 on the table *

It's some psych student's dissertation on copycat behavior.

Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2025 08:21 PM (DgGvY)

156 I just read in the NY Post it is being done by a crypto group.
Posted by: Piper


So it's an advertisement for DongCoin?

Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2025 08:21 PM (DgGvY)

157 I just read in the NY Post it is being done by a crypto group.
Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 08:21 PM (pZEOD)

Really? They must be pushing a meme coin

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 07, 2025 08:21 PM (HqyeH)

158 Love the Trump on the WH roof and the women's basketball court image.

Posted by: Decaf at August 07, 2025 08:24 PM (unUNN)

159 The dildo comments seem to have petered out.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 07, 2025 08:01 PM (XvL8K)
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The horde is spent.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 08:04 PM (i24o9)


The Smoking Lamp is lit.

Posted by: RickZ at August 07, 2025 08:26 PM (gKDq2)

160 If your dildo jokes last more than four days, see a doctor.

Posted by: davidt at August 07, 2025 08:26 PM (i0F8b)

161 A modern version of the Stielhandgranate.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at August 07, 2025 08:26 PM (L7OEs)

162 Two massive volcanic eruptions as seen from satellites.

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That's not a problem in CO2 emissions but my car is.

Posted by: Decaf at August 07, 2025 08:26 PM (unUNN)

163 Columbus just signed a Palestinian player, and they banded the Palestinian flags from the stadium
Yeah, I know people hate soccer here, but I cannot stand the Libs trying to push the message of hate, you’re going to hear people saying from the river to the sea. Hell they shouldn’t allow trans. Kids flags in the stadium.Reap what you sow

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 07, 2025 08:27 PM (FCrpy)

164 What's the genesis of the dildo toss?

Is the green dildo a political statement?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 07, 2025 08:18 PM (HqyeH)


Not really political but it is a statement. The WNBA players are complaining they need 'more money'. Hence the green dildos.

Posted by: RickZ at August 07, 2025 08:27 PM (gKDq2)

165 I just read in the NY Post it is being done by a crypto group.
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Double-entry bookkeeping scam??

Posted by: andycanuck at August 07, 2025 08:28 PM (2yoRf)

166 So, green with penis envy??

Posted by: andycanuck at August 07, 2025 08:29 PM (2yoRf)

167 The WNBA players are complaining they need 'more money'. Hence the green dildos.

Huh. I would never have made that connection. I just figured the first was random and the rest were copycats.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 07, 2025 08:30 PM (/y8xj)

168 Evening, Ace and Cafe patrons! The volcano video did not say which volcano. A serious oversight, seeing as I want to avoid the area.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2025 08:30 PM (TxCfB)

169 Rims and weaves aint gonna buy theyselfs.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 07, 2025 08:32 PM (4DHm3)

170 Romeo,

Migrating from Colorado. It's a problem.
Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 07:20 PM (3ek7K)

So shoot them. Not protected in Wyoming, right?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2025 08:35 PM (TxCfB)

171 They don't seem to understand their value.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 07, 2025 08:35 PM (HqyeH)

172 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2025 08:35 PM (77rzZ)

173 Huh. I would never have made that connection. I just figured the first was random and the rest were copycats.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 07, 2025 08:30 PM (/y8xj)


I have no doubts there are copycats, just look at Detroit and octopi.

But the WNBA product is so bad that even regular Joes see the insanity of asking for more money. The WNBA has never made a profit in over 20 years of operation. And now they are hell-bent on killing the goose who is laying golden eggs, Kaitlin Clark. The racism is also off the charts in the WNBA. The black girls think 'it's their sport' so who are these white interlopers?

The league is a joke and the dildos thrown onto the court is the icing on that lousy cake.

Posted by: RickZ at August 07, 2025 08:36 PM (gKDq2)

174 Is the satellite view the Tonga eruption?
Posted by: Cow Demon at August 07, 2025 08:12 PM (ZAN7R)


I believe so.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 07, 2025 08:37 PM (/HDaX)

175 I thought the dildos had to do with the Lesbian Basketball Association.

Posted by: davidt at August 07, 2025 08:39 PM (i0F8b)

176 'Mike Tyson purchased a white tiger in the 90s because he wanted a pet that would match his energy.'

It would be a fun pet if you didn't have to worry about it killing you.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 07, 2025 08:39 PM (3wi/L)

177 Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps Aug 4
This has entered my visual core memory and can't be unseen

https://tinyurl.com/afm5y8c6
Posted by: andycanuck at August 07, 2025 07:51 PM (2yoRf)

Haha, instant follow. Thanks for that!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 07, 2025 08:43 PM (zYpTz)

178 I thought the dildos had to do with the Lesbian Basketball Association.
Posted by: davidt at August 07, 2025 08:39 PM (i0F8b)


Yes. And the demand for more money. A two-fer fan 'protest'.

Posted by: RickZ at August 07, 2025 08:44 PM (gKDq2)

179
AOP,

Yes, now it is legal to shoot the wolves.

There is a group now suing US Fish and Wildlife Service to remove state control and to put them on the endangered species list.

Assholes

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 08:46 PM (3ek7K)

180 I definitely voted for this.

>>@rawsalerts
·
51s
>>🚨#BREAKING: President Trump has announced a major surge of federal law enforcement into Washington, D.C., in an aggressive push to crack down on violent crime.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2025 08:47 PM (viF8m)

181 >>> Is the green dildo a political statement?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August

I just read in the NY Post it is being done by a crypto group.
Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 08:21 PM (pZEOD)


my first draft of a sales pitch:

DLDO is a layer-2 pleasure platform from the VC-backed founders of ORGSM and BUTBUZZR. DLDO provides personal in-to-out launch strategies via block technology allowing for democratized frictionless personal interactions that grow with scale.

Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at August 07, 2025 08:48 PM (cduTK)

182 Was the video of the deer swimming in the river taken in Japan?

Posted by: Paco at August 07, 2025 08:49 PM (mADJX)

183 Haha, instant follow. Thanks for that!
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Some funny stuff including running gags about NZ never being on maps; and there being 'No Data' for Greenland no matter the map topic.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 07, 2025 08:50 PM (2yoRf)

184 Very interesting satellite videos of the volcanoes erupting. Imagine what Krakatoa would have looked like!

Posted by: Paco at August 07, 2025 08:51 PM (mADJX)

185 Doggy fist bumps are tight.

Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2025 08:52 PM (dIske)

186 184 Very interesting satellite videos of the volcanoes erupting. Imagine what Krakatoa would have looked like!
Posted by: Paco at August 07, 2025 08:51 PM (mADJX)

Yeah, the orbital pictures of that was pretty awesome..

Posted by: Guys who built the Pyramids at August 07, 2025 08:52 PM (mP0Kj)

187 https://tinyurl.com/kuh29fm6

Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2025 08:53 PM (dIske)

188 176 'Mike Tyson purchased a white tiger in the 90s because he wanted a pet that would match his energy.'

It would be a fun pet if you didn't have to worry about it killing you. - Dr. Claw


Or seriously injuring you. For example, did you know that Mike Tyson was a baritone before he bought the tiger?

Posted by: Paco at August 07, 2025 08:53 PM (mADJX)

189 Red Panda's
be still my beating heart...
I want one for a buddy

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 08:55 PM (VPPG8)

190 186 Yeah, the orbital pictures of that was pretty awesome..

Didn't see the need to add "had the technology existed back then", but apparently I should have.

Posted by: Paco at August 07, 2025 08:56 PM (mADJX)

191 I don't have any milk to wash down the ice cream.
I am even out of ice cream.
Damn.

Posted by: Accomack at August 07, 2025 08:56 PM (4qMiv)

192 188
'For example, did you know that Mike Tyson was a baritone before he bought the tiger?'

IDK. He's always sounded like Michael Jackson.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 07, 2025 08:57 PM (3wi/L)

193 Note the chaotic nature of the planet's "orbit" if you can call it that:
https://tinyurl.com/2cn4lk3k

Posted by: publius


Looks like the planet's path would make a decent roller coaster design.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 07, 2025 08:58 PM (TRQeB)

194 'For example, did you know that Mike Tyson was a baritone before he bought the tiger?'

IDK. He's always sounded like Michael Jackson.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 07, 2025 08:57 PM (3wi/L)
---
I find your wordth hurtful, and it maketh me thad.

Posted by: Mike Tython at August 07, 2025 08:59 PM (0aYVJ)

195 Ghostbusters.net@GhostbustersNet
Gozer the Gozerian was one of the first mainstream transgender characters to grace the silver screen.

Don't cross dress the streams!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Oh FFS. As a genderless Sumerian god that can take any form, transgender had no meaning. Pffft.
Posted by: She Hobbit



And yet another thing from my youth f*cking ruined by the shitstick left.

Bastards. DIAF.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 09:01 PM (tjClK)

196 Ok... shut down the net for the night.... TWO great memes...

Michael Jackson in Jeans... saying Michael has Great Billy Jeans...

And... Dolly Parton... who has great Joleans...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2025 09:01 PM (mP0Kj)

197
Being out of ice cream in my house is not good, lol.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 09:02 PM (3ek7K)

198 Evening, dildo fans.

Just saw the horror flick "Weapons". Starts slow and builds up to batshit crazy. If you like WTF horror, this is for you. 👍

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 07, 2025 09:03 PM (kpS4V)

199 197
Being out of ice cream in my house is not good, lol.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 09:02 PM (3ek7K)

Ice Cream, Coffee, and BBQ Sauce...

Three things I ALWAYS have extras of.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2025 09:03 PM (mP0Kj)

200 Bondi just announced that the DOJ and State Dept are jointly offering $50 million for information leading to the arrest of Nicolas Maduro.
Posted by: JackStraw


... isn't he some potentate down in Jungle America?
Or am I thinking of the wrong Maduro?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 07, 2025 09:03 PM (TRQeB)

201
Venezuela

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 09:04 PM (3ek7K)

202 my first draft of a sales pitch:

DLDO is a layer-2 pleasure platform from the VC-backed founders of


Me Love You Long Time Entertainment Group based in Saigon.

Evening all.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2025 09:04 PM (8a8OI)

203 Evening all.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2025 09:04 PM (8a8OI)



*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 09:05 PM (tjClK)

204 >>... isn't he some potentate down in Jungle America?
Or am I thinking of the wrong Maduro?

Technically, the President of Venezuela.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2025 09:05 PM (viF8m)

205 Poor Dolly Parton. Her feet never grew past size two because they were always in the shade.

Posted by: Buster Brown Lives In a Shoe at August 07, 2025 09:08 PM (G5+As)

206
Dolly's are natural unlike whores today that have them "enhanced".

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 09:09 PM (3ek7K)

207 He was the two bit tyrant who took over after the other commie two but tyrant ran a vibrant country straight into the ground and became a billionaire doing it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 09:09 PM (zZu0s)

208 Ice Cream, Coffee, and BBQ Sauce...

Three things I ALWAYS have extras of.
Posted by: Romeo13

You fat too?

Posted by: Chubby Chaney at August 07, 2025 09:09 PM (G5+As)

209 *fistbump*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


*bump back

Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2025 09:10 PM (8a8OI)

210 Dolly's are natural unlike whores today that have them "enhanced".

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 09:09 PM (3ek7K)

Damn. Lol. Why do they have to be whores?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 09:10 PM (zZu0s)

211 *fistbump*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

*bump back
Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2025 09:10 PM (8a8OI)

It's not gay if the cruising light is on.

*taps light*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 09:11 PM (zZu0s)

212
Antics,

Attention getters.

Look at me, I have big un's.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 09:12 PM (3ek7K)

213 Dolly's are natural unlike whores today that have them "enhanced".

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 09:09 PM (3ek7K)
-----

Damn. Lol. Why do they have to be whores?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 09:10 PM (zZu0s)


As a very small-breasted lady in college said, 'Anything more than a mouthful is a waste.'

In other words, go with what you got.

Posted by: RickZ at August 07, 2025 09:13 PM (gKDq2)

214 Technically, the President of Venezuela.
Posted by: JackStraw


Did he get kicked out and is now an international fugitive and that's why we have jurisdiction to offer a reward for his arrest, or what?

I has a confusion

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 07, 2025 09:14 PM (TRQeB)

215 Dolly's are natural unlike whores today that have them "enhanced".

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 09:09 PM (3ek7K)

Don't hold too tight to that conviction.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 09:14 PM (i24o9)

216
RickZ,

Yep, different strokes for people.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 09:14 PM (3ek7K)

217 That's not a problem in CO2 emissions but my car is.
Posted by: Decaf at August 07, 2025 08:26 PM (unUNN)


To offset your car emission, the Canadian government has been forced to ban all logging in the Boreal forests, which is why they are burning and making your summer miserable

Don't you feel guilty now?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2025 09:14 PM (rbvCR)

218 *fistbump*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

*bump back
Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2025 09:10 PM (8a8OI)

It's not gay if the cruising light is on.

*taps light*
Posted by: Aetius451AD


*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2025 09:16 PM (8a8OI)

219 RickZ,

Yep, different strokes for people.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 09:14 PM (3ek7K)


Considering the topic, not exactly the right phrasing, but yes.

Posted by: RickZ at August 07, 2025 09:17 PM (gKDq2)

220 >>Did he get kicked out and is now an international fugitive and that's why we have jurisdiction to offer a reward for his arrest, or what?

>>I has a confusion

No, he's still president. The DOJ is looking to arrest a foreign dictator for crimes against the US. Kind of a big deal.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2025 09:19 PM (viF8m)

221 How to Keep a Pet Tiger by Claude Balz

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2025 09:19 PM (r/xMY)

222 Dear God,
You took one of my favorite wrestlers, Hulk Hogan.
You took one of my favorite trumpet players, Chuck Mangione. You took one of my favorite metal rockers, Ozzy Osbourne.

I just wanted to let you know, Gavin Newsome is my favorite governor.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2025 09:19 PM (8a8OI)

223 Women get defined by cup size.
Is there a similar definition for guys balls?
Walnut
Orange
Coconut
Bowling ball

Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2025 09:20 PM (HFcKg)

224

Here in SW Wyoming we have an extreme fire alert.

It's scary because one spark and it's hell.

Utah still has a huge wildfire going.

If you live in an area that is prone to wildfires have all your important documents ready and get your children and pets ready to go.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 09:20 PM (3ek7K)

225 In other words, go with what you got.
Posted by: RickZ at August 07, 2025 09:13 PM (gKDq2)

I'm fine with that, just defending the ladies who'd like a little enhancement- within reason of course. Clowns have been an intermittent topic today.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 09:21 PM (zZu0s)

226 From the Bee:

Gina Carano Rehired By Disney After She Identifies As An Abusive Male Director

Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2025 09:21 PM (8a8OI)

227 I just wanted to let you know, Gavin Newsome is my favorite governor.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2025 09:19 PM (8a8OI)

Nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 09:22 PM (zZu0s)

228
Ben Had,

Most of them would be aspirin sized, lmao.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 09:22 PM (3ek7K)

229 >>Did he get kicked out and is now an international fugitive and that's why we have jurisdiction to offer a reward for his arrest, or what?

>>I has a confusion

No, he's still president. The DOJ is looking to arrest a foreign dictator for crimes against the US. Kind of a big deal.
Posted by: JackStraw
===

Noriega had diplomatic immunity too.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 07, 2025 09:23 PM (/lPRQ)

230 1000 Quatloos on clot shot.


Are Stuwitz Berg — the face of Norway’s COVID-19 vaccine rollout — is dead. "Suddenly."

At just 54 years old, the senior official at the Norwegian Institute of Public Health died suddenly, with no cause of death disclosed.
This is the man who:
Led Norway's pandemic vaccination strategy
Repeatedly appeared on TV assuring Norwegians the mRNA shots were “safe and effective”
Championed mass immunization throughout 2021–2022
Now he’s gone — unexpectedly.
And yet again, we are told nothing about:
His cause of death
His health status
Whether his passing could be related to the very products he promoted
FACT CHECK:
No official cause released
Colleagues "stunned"
Media offering tributes — but no questions

How many sudden deaths like this must occur before someone asks the obvious? Could there be a link to mRNA vaccines?

https://tinyurl.com/yvcd5wj5

Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2025 09:24 PM (8a8OI)

231 Women get defined by cup size.
Is there a similar definition for guys balls?
Walnut
Orange
Coconut
Bowling ball
Posted by: Ben Had
===

Coconut with or without the husk?
Same with walnut

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 07, 2025 09:25 PM (/lPRQ)

232 Most of them would be aspirin sized, lmao.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 09:22 PM (3ek7K)

What the hell is your frame of reference? Hypogonadism in the extreme.

Start with grades of chicken eggs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 09:25 PM (zZu0s)

233 Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2025 09:20 PM (HFcKg)

Also, since you bring the analogy Ms Had, do the size of a man's balls turn you on in some way?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 09:26 PM (zZu0s)

234
Aetius

It's fun to give you guys shit, lol




Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 09:27 PM (3ek7K)

235 Start with grades of chicken eggs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone

I'd go with the quail eggs.
Less likely to get in the way.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 07, 2025 09:27 PM (/lPRQ)

236 205 Poor Dolly Parton. Her feet never grew past size two because they were always in the shade.
Posted by: Buster Brown Lives In a Shoe at August 07, 2025 09:08 PM (G5+As)

Dear Lord! Am I the only one with visions of a construction site in Alabama and this joke was told..

ha ha ha ha

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 09:28 PM (VPPG8)

237 >>Did he get kicked out and is now an international fugitive and that's why we have jurisdiction to offer a reward for his arrest, or what?

>>I has a confusion
-----

No, he's still president. The DOJ is looking to arrest a foreign dictator for crimes against the US. Kind of a big deal.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2025 09:19 PM (viF8m)


We don't want him in an International Court for crimes against the U.S. Just like El Chapo, no internatinal court for drug trafficking for him, either. I like the concept of 'you violate our laws you will be subject to our jusrisdiction'. Any international court is a joke, the sentences they hand out for serious mass-murdering dictators moreso.

El Chapo's in Supermax and he isn't very happy there, unlike a European country club prison. Maduro needs to join him there, though they'll never see each other. Gone for good. Unless another President Otto Penn takes over and trades an international arms dealer in Supermax, Victor Bout, for a WNBA player who brought drugs into Russia and was arrested. A great trade. Simply unbelievable. It took years to get Bout out of Russia, luring him with a great weapons deal.

Posted by: RickZ at August 07, 2025 09:29 PM (gKDq2)

238 Aetius, what fourseasons said.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2025 09:29 PM (HFcKg)

239 I'd go with the quail eggs.
Less likely to get in the way.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 07, 2025 09:27 PM (/lPRQ)

See t his is why it is a poor analogy Ms Had. We'd be fine if the balls were smaller because they might not get knocked around, sat on, overheated, twisted, etc.

Probably the better analogy to be frank (heh) would be dick size when it came to the analogy with boobs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 09:29 PM (zZu0s)

240 Neighbors puppy. Give her skritches, she pees! WTF?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 07, 2025 09:29 PM (VA5t2)

241 >>Noriega had diplomatic immunity too.

Well he was CIA so ....

Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2025 09:30 PM (viF8m)

242 How many sudden deaths like this must occur before someone asks the obvious? Could there be a link to mRNA vaccines?

https://tinyurl.com/yvcd5wj5
Posted by: rickb223
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Don't know about asking questions but Kennedy stopped research on it, cut the funding he did. Said we were going to focus on more natural way to create vaccines. Figuratively said mRNA is a wrong fork in the road POS.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2025 09:30 PM (mjogX)

243
She's excited to see you.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 09:30 PM (3ek7K)

244 Neighbors puppy. Give her skritches, she pees! WTF?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 07, 2025 09:29 PM (VA5t2)

Some dogs if they are ultra submissive will pee if you pet them.

Or she could just be excited and has not worked out bladder control yet.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 09:31 PM (zZu0s)

245 Aetius, maybe but you guys only have one of those

Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2025 09:31 PM (HFcKg)

246 >>Noriega had diplomatic immunity too.

I immediately flashed on Lethal Weapon 2.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 09:31 PM (zZu0s)

247 Apropos of nothing

Jackie DeShannon 69'
Put a little love in your heart.
https://tinyurl.com/bdhswnbv

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 09:32 PM (VPPG8)

248 #222 rickb223,

LOL!

Posted by: RickZ at August 07, 2025 09:32 PM (gKDq2)

249 Probably the better analogy to be frank (heh) would be dick size when it came to the analogy with boobs.

Do I have to wash under my balls? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 07, 2025 09:32 PM (VA5t2)

250 I used to think Kevin Sorbo was a good guy. No more.

https://tinyurl.com/w57mbpmz

Posted by: IrishEi at August 07, 2025 09:32 PM (3ImbR)

251 How many sudden deaths like this must occur before someone asks the obvious? Could there be a link to mRNA vaccines?

https://tinyurl.com/yvcd5wj5
Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2025 09:24 PM (8a8OI)

Reminds me of Brad Henke, who died at 56. He played Coover Bennett in Justified.

Sure, it may have been hard living, or whatever. But the dude was a former NFL player. He struck me as a guy who took care of himself. And the dearth of information on his demise is curious.

Far too many young-ish people dying, it seems to me.

Posted by: Mike Tython at August 07, 2025 09:32 PM (0aYVJ)

252 Aetius, maybe but you guys only have one of those
Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2025 09:31 PM (HFcKg)

True but it is the closest more is better analogy that I can think of.

On the other hand, we also cannot go out and get our penis lengthened through cosmetic surgery. Lol. If we could...

Like 90% participation. They would make a fucking mint.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 09:33 PM (zZu0s)

253 Dang. Did the Sponge thing there, with the sock and whatnot.

Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo at August 07, 2025 09:34 PM (0aYVJ)

254 It's like the Gettysburg Address . . .

Tom Elliott@tomselliott
Colbert, still simping for Big Pharma, goes on a tirade against @SecKennedy for pulling millions of tax dollars from dangerous mRNA shots: "F*ck you, you roid-addled nepo-carnie"
"F*ck you, you roadkill-munching, luddite human Slim Jim!"

-
I don't know why he's not considered the great orator of our age.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 07, 2025 09:34 PM (L/fGl)

255 Aetius. It ain't so much as what you got as how you use it !

Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2025 09:34 PM (HFcKg)

256 I used to think Kevin Sorbo was a good guy. No more.

https://tinyurl.com/w57mbpmz
Posted by: IrishEi at August 07, 2025 09:32 PM (3ImbR)

Damn you akbar!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 09:35 PM (zZu0s)

257 I used to think Kevin Sorbo was a good guy. No more.

https://tinyurl.com/w57mbpmz
Posted by: IrishEi

Oh, God... my eyes, my eyes!

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 07, 2025 09:35 PM (ftFVW)

258 Aetius. It ain't so much as what you got as how you use it !
Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2025 09:34 PM (HFcKg)

Uh huh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 09:36 PM (zZu0s)

259 Oh, God... my eyes, my eyes!
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 07, 2025 09:35 PM (ftFVW)

I should have said 'Fly you fucking fools!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 09:37 PM (zZu0s)

260 I don't know why he's not considered the great orator of our age.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 07, 2025 09:34 PM (L/fGl)

And he's going to be like this for another six months.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 09:38 PM (zZu0s)

261
Oldest son works for the Forest Service.

A couple of days ago he went to check on one of the areas he is in charge of.

Well, assholes have destroyed a valley with motorized vehicles which aren't allowed.

Also the lake there he had to close down because people are shitting all around it and it's now a hazardous area.

Why are people such assholes?

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 09:38 PM (3ek7K)

262 I used to think Kevin Sorbo was a good guy. No more.

https://tinyurl.com/w57mbpmz
Posted by: IrishEi
---------
Damn you!

Posted by: scampydog at August 07, 2025 09:39 PM (41CYW)

263 Far too many young-ish people dying, it seems to me.
Posted by: Mike Tython at August 07, 2025 09:32 PM (0aYVJ)

Like the rise in autism. Nobody seems to wonder why.

Well, until RFK, Jr.

The human body's adaptable. Sure, it needs a little help now and then, like polio and smallpox vaccines. But we don't live in a bubble, either. Plus the heavy metals in vaccines is absurd. We took lead out of paint and gasoline only to inject a worse heavy metal into little kids. It's causing something to happen. My vaccine schedule as a child is nothing like today's.

Posted by: RickZ at August 07, 2025 09:39 PM (gKDq2)

264 Jim Koenigsberger@Jimfrombaseball

In my opinion, the greatest game ever pitched was between the San Francisco Giants and Milwaukee Braves on July 2, 1963.

Forty-two-year-old Warren Spahn and 25-year-old Juan Marichal each went 16 innings and the game ended 1-0 on a home run by Willie Mays.
Each pitcher threw over 200 pitches. Spahn threw 201 and Marichal 227. There were seven future Hall of Fame players in that game, including Spahn and Marichal.

We will never see that again because the game won’t allow it. But both guys were prepared to go as long as it took. And this game was not a fluke; both pitchers won 20 games that season.
For Spahn, it was his 13th 20-win season and for Marichal, it was his first of 6.

My highest pitch count was 232 in a game against the Red Sox in 1974. I pitched 12 innings, struck out 19, walked 10, and had a no decision. My counter-part, Luis Tiant threw 180 pitches in 14 1/3 innings and took the loss 4-3.

We were on a 4-man rotation and pitched on 3 day’s rest.
I had 26 complete games in 1973 and 1974 and didn’t even lead the league. Gaylord Perry had 29 in 1973 and Ferguson Jenkins had 29 in 1974."
Nolan Ryan

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2025 09:39 PM (mjogX)

265 Why are people such assholes?

Posted by: fourseasons

Not receiving enough ass-beatings as children?

Just a wild guess.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2025 09:40 PM (z4XJW)

Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2025 09:40 PM (z4XJW)

267 Dang. Did the Sponge thing there, with the sock and whatnot.
Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo at August 07, 2025 09:34 PM (0aYVJ)



HA! I am legend.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 09:41 PM (tjClK)

268 Ugh! Fat fingers.

Posted by: RickZ at August 07, 2025 09:41 PM (gKDq2)

269 262 I used to think Kevin Sorbo was a good guy. No more.

https://tinyurl.com/w57mbpmz
Posted by: IrishEi
---------
Damn you!
Posted by: scampydog
---------------

Always wanted to know who Admiral Ackbar is.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2025 09:41 PM (mjogX)

270 Sorry, everybody.

Posted by: RickZ at August 07, 2025 09:42 PM (gKDq2)

271 I am all for interesting pets, obviously. I don’t even have a problem with wolf dogs, in the right hands. But tigers are all fun while they are young, until they decide they really do want to play with you like another tiger, and then you bleed and smell like food. Then you are sushi.
Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 07:32 PM (aT5K/)

Not necessarily. I play fetch with a tiger once. He would bring the ball back, roll over and beg to be petted, then he'd get up and wait for me to throw the ball again. Played with a panther at the same place.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 07, 2025 09:42 PM (g8Ew8)

272 One of the funnest movies you will ever watch is "Duma"

Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2025 09:44 PM (HFcKg)

273 Why are people such assholes?

Posted by: fourseasons

Not receiving enough ass-beatings as children?
[b/]
Just a wild guess.
Posted by: Tonypete


Not in my case.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2025 09:44 PM (8a8OI)

274 Gozer was "whatever it wants to be" but more to the point, an avatar of the deconstruction of Creation. It was the undoer of worlds.
Of course this transcosmic horror was transgender; unlike Gozer (and Zuul/Vinz), natural sex creates.

Posted by: gKWVE at August 07, 2025 09:44 PM (sDWtc)

275 Sorry, everybody.
Posted by: RickZ at August 07, 2025 09:42 PM (gKDq2)



To the barrel.

Sucks to be you. Cuz the barrel sucks.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 09:44 PM (tjClK)

276 Ben Had, no one has ever been tempted to write a poem to my testicles. In fact, I doubt I would be tempted to consider even finding a rhyme for "wrinkled" let alone fit the word into iambic pentameter.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2025 09:44 PM (rbvCR)

277 I play fetch with a tiger once. He would bring the ball back, roll over and beg to be petted, then he'd get up and wait for me to throw the ball again. Played with a panther at the same place.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons

Pitched anything to any cougars?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2025 09:44 PM (z4XJW)

278 Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others,

That's one of the reasons I am no longer interested in baseball. A pitching duel is a joy to behold. At the second Yankee Stadium in the early '80s, I saw Palmer vs. Guidry. No Home Run Derby in that game.

Posted by: RickZ at August 07, 2025 09:44 PM (gKDq2)

279 >>>Not necessarily. I play fetch with a tiger once. He would bring the ball back, roll over and beg to be petted, then he'd get up and wait for me to throw the ball again. Played with a panther at the same place.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons
-------------

It's like pit bulls, they are sweet buddies until they aren't.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2025 09:45 PM (mjogX)

280 I know, generally, we're in favor of boobs but . . .

https://is.gd/XEkE8t

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 07, 2025 09:45 PM (L/fGl)

281 "shall I compare thee to a . . ."

And there I am, stuck.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2025 09:45 PM (rbvCR)

282 should be "hillary clinton has great drugs"

Posted by: gKWVE at August 07, 2025 09:45 PM (sDWtc)

283 Tom Elliott@tomselliott
Colbert, still simping for Big Pharma, goes on a tirade against @SecKennedy for pulling millions of tax dollars from dangerous mRNA shots: "F*ck you, you roid-addled nepo-carnie"
"F*ck you, you roadkill-munching, luddite human Slim Jim!"

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I don't know why he's not considered the great orator of our age.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 07, 2025 09:34 PM (L/fGl)

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He's downright Lincolnesque.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 07, 2025 09:45 PM (hY4dx)

284 Like the rise in autism. Nobody seems to wonder why.

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Autism is way over-diagnosed. Same as ADD. Follow the money.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 07, 2025 09:45 PM (g8Ew8)

285 random '70s hit...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5jczes_nMI

Posted by: davidt at August 07, 2025 09:46 PM (i0F8b)

286
Lot of HoMoRotisism around here tonight.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2025 09:46 PM (mjogX)

287
He's downright Lincolnesque.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 07, 2025 09:45 PM (hY4dx)



If Lincoln was a drunken sailor at 4 AM in Thailand after finding out he just tongue darted a transsexual in the ladies room.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 09:46 PM (tjClK)

288 kindltot, a haiku, maybe?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2025 09:47 PM (HFcKg)

289 @264 the next day Marichal went out to do his workout and throw. Spahn was also coming out and told Marichal not to throw, just let his arm rest. Marichal didn't throw and his pitching coach asked why , Marichal said "because Spahn told me not to". The pitching coach said something like oh, ok

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2025 09:47 PM (r/xMY)

290
Autism is way over-diagnosed. Same as ADD. Follow the money.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 07, 2025 09:45 PM



Alex Jones lost a Billion Dollars over such comments.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 09:47 PM (tjClK)

291 My highest pitch count was 232 in a game against the Red Sox in 1974. I pitched 12 innings, struck out 19, walked 10, and had a no decision. My counter-part, Luis Tiant threw 180 pitches in 14 1/3 innings and took the loss 4-3.

We were on a 4-man rotation and pitched on 3 day’s rest.
I had 26 complete games in 1973 and 1974 and didn’t even lead the league. Gaylord Perry had 29 in 1973 and Ferguson Jenkins had 29 in 1974."
Nolan Ryan
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2025 09:39 PM (mjogX)

*drops acid*

Posted by: Doc Ellis at August 07, 2025 09:48 PM (dR6yv)

292 If Lincoln was a drunken sailor at 4 AM in Thailand after finding out he just tongue darted a transsexual in the ladies room.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 09:46 PM (tjClK)

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Well, yeah. Precisely. That's what I meant.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 07, 2025 09:48 PM (hY4dx)

293 Pitched anything to any cougars?
Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2025 09:44 PM (z4XJW)

Ya gotta beware those damn cougars. Sometimes they bite. 😏

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 07, 2025 09:48 PM (g8Ew8)

294 If Lincoln was a drunken sailor at 4 AM in Thailand after finding out he just tongue darted a transsexual in the ladies room.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 09:46 PM (tjClK)


Very eloquent.

Some people say writing ideas come from one's own experiences.

Posted by: RickZ at August 07, 2025 09:51 PM (gKDq2)

295 I want you guys to know I have always had empathy you guys that have had a horse stop really had on its front end.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2025 09:51 PM (HFcKg)

296 Pitched anything to any cougars?
Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2025 09:44 PM (z4XJW)



Pitched quarters at hookers off Harry Hines Blvd. once.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 09:51 PM (tjClK)

297 Ya gotta beware those damn cougars. Sometimes they bite. 😏
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons
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Del Gue:
Damn! He was a wild one, old Hatchet Jack. He was livin' two year in a cave up on the Musselshell with a female panther. She never did get used to him

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 07, 2025 09:52 PM (XeU6L)

298
Some people say writing ideas come from one's own experiences.
Posted by: RickZ at August 07, 2025 09:51 PM (gKDq2)


Never been in the military, never been to Thailand and don't hang around any transsexuals.

But I have been frequenting here for almost 2 decades.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 09:53 PM (tjClK)

299 Not necessarily. I play fetch with a tiger once. He would bring the ball back, roll over and beg to be petted, then he'd get up and wait for me to throw the ball again. Played with a panther at the same place.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons

I have done the same. They don’t stay that way for long term, most especially when living in an environment that doesn’t have enough enrichment. But you know what wild cats do make good pets if you get them really young? Bobcats. Obviously Servals, but Servals never considered humans as prey.

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 09:53 PM (pZEOD)

300 Ben Had, no one has ever been tempted to write a poem to my testicles. In fact, I doubt I would be tempted to consider even finding a rhyme for "wrinkled" let alone fit the word into iambic pentameter.
Posted by: Kindltot

Silent sentinels,
Hidden in soft folds they rest,
Guarding life's essence.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2025 09:53 PM (z4XJW)

301
Never been in the military, never been to Thailand and don't hang around any transsexuals.

But I have been frequenting here for almost 2 decades.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 09:53 PM (tjClK)

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Oh just own it Sponge. It adds to your color!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 07, 2025 09:56 PM (hY4dx)

302 295
' I want you guys to know I have always had empathy you guys that have had a horse stop really had on its front end.'

Have empathy for the horse. He's the one going to the glue factory.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 07, 2025 09:56 PM (3wi/L)

303 Autism is way over-diagnosed. Same as ADD. Follow the money.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 07, 2025 09:45 PM (g8Ew


That is not what the stats say. It IS what CNN says, and the various MD associations. I suppose we should first define what "autism" is.

I know, howabout numbers of children unable to communicate freely, use the toilet abd bathe independently, and eventually hold a job to live independently? I wonder if that number has gone up in the last years?
I wonder if the number has gone up in Vietnam, where there are not special funds set aside for the autistic, and there is a huge Asian bias against special needs kids?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2025 09:56 PM (rbvCR)

304 It's like pit bulls, they are sweet buddies until they aren't.
Posted by: Braenyard


There's a big difference between FiFi the poodle losing her shit and Gozer The Cane Corso having a bad day.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 07, 2025 09:56 PM (mlg/3)

305 >>Silent sentinels,
Hidden in soft folds they rest,
Guarding life's essence.

I honestly don't whether to applaud or throw up.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2025 09:57 PM (viF8m)

306 No snakes tonight?

Posted by: mindful webworker - walk into the light at August 07, 2025 09:57 PM (fbQVn)

307
Silent sentinels,
Hidden in soft folds they rest,
Guarding life's essence.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2025 09:53 PM (z4XJW)



Joey Bones was from Hackensack
Always bragging about his nut sack.
Jenny called his bluff
Offered her muff
And left laughing as he laid in his rack.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 09:57 PM (tjClK)

308 Muldoon won't be proud.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 09:57 PM (tjClK)

309
I can't believe the mermaid statue in Amsterdam is being removed.

Assholes have to ruin everything.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 09:58 PM (3ek7K)

310 Rome had a lot of weird executions, but the one that always got me was 'exposure to wild beasts', that is, being eaten alive.

Posted by: RickZ at August 07, 2025 09:58 PM (gKDq2)

311 I can't believe the mermaid statue in Amsterdam is being removed.

Assholes have to ruin everything.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 09:58 PM (3ek7K)


Yep. Don't dick around with Disney IP.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2025 09:59 PM (rbvCR)

312
Oh just own it Sponge. It adds to your color!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 07, 2025 09:56 PM (hY4dx)



Us people of color don't know what it's like to grow up beautiful.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 09:59 PM (tjClK)

313 I can't believe the mermaid statue in Amsterdam is being removed.

Assholes have to ruin everything.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 09:58 PM (3ek7K)



They actually call the one in Denmark "The Little Mermaid."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 10:00 PM (tjClK)

314 I watch RAV TV. The commercial breaks advertise contemporary products that look like concepts/inventions I had when I was 12 years old.

plus some recycled super flashlights and a bunch of other crap...

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 10:00 PM (VPPG8)

315 310 Rome had a lot of weird executions, but the one that always got me was 'exposure to wild beasts', that is, being eaten alive.
Posted by: RickZ at August 07, 2025 09:58 PM (gKDq2)

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I think I was the Assyrians who put the miscreant in a hole and bout an upside down boat over him with a hole cut in the hull for his head.

Then they backfilled and left him there, head above grade, while rats and assorted other nasty things made a meal of his body below the neck.

Not fun.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 07, 2025 10:01 PM (hY4dx)

316
plus some recycled super flashlights and a bunch of other crap...
Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 10:00 PM (



Buh buh buh buh Bulbhead!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 10:01 PM (tjClK)

317
ONT

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 10:01 PM (3ek7K)

318 Follow this link
https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=416002
for a NOOD ONT

Posted by: mindful webworker - walk into the light at August 07, 2025 10:02 PM (fbQVn)

319 I can't believe the mermaid statue in Amsterdam is being removed.

Denmark to tear down Copenhagen’s ‘pornographic’ mermaid statue
A statue of a mermaid with big breasts will be removed from its location in Copenhagen after complaints

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Sounds4 like the work of some radical anti-Sweeney group.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 07, 2025 10:03 PM (L/fGl)

320 03 Autism is way over-diagnosed. Same as ADD. Follow the money.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 07, 2025 09:45 PM (g8Ew

Tired of reading about childhood diseases.
New test: Musical chairs; 6 kids 2 chairs.
Gone Wi ye!!!!

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 10:05 PM (VPPG8)

Ugh: Gina Carano Settles With the Disney Groomer Corporation
Update: Carano Posts Brief Statement

Elon Musk backed Gina Carano's lawsuit against Disney for firing her because they didn't like her "politics" -- her "politics" being only that she did not bow to the Pedro-Pascal-fueled trans mob demanding she post her pronouns as if she were a tranny, and did not like the left's constant demands to hate thy neighbor -- and for defaming her, claiming that her post about the Nazis' early propaganda efforts to make people turn on an "internal enemy." Disney falsey claimed this "demeaned" people's "religion."

That's just a straight-up lie. She analogized the modern left to the Nazis. They didn't want to dispute that -- it's hard to dispute -- so they just created a defamation out of nothing and claimed she was fired for trafficking in antisemitic slurs.

All because they didn't want to admit the real reasons for firing her -- 1, she was known to lean Republican, and 2, because the trannies and troons demanded her head and Disney did not want to admit that the precious transgenders were behind it all, or that Disney is now simply a transgender corporation.

I had thought, wrongly, that this suit would expose Disney's corrupt behavior because Musk was funding it for political/ideological reasons. I didn't think Carano would just settle and bury the matter.

But that's what's happened.

Lucasfilm and the Walt Disney Company have reached a mutual agreement in their legal dispute with Gina Carano following her firing from "The Mandalorian."

A Lucasfilm spokesperson said in a statement provided to Variety, "The Walt Disney Company and Lucasfilm are pleased to announce that we have reached an agreement with Gina Carano to resolve the issues in her pending lawsuit against the companies. Ms. Carano was always well respected by her directors, co-stars, and staff, and she worked hard to perfect her craft while treating her colleagues with kindness and respect. With this lawsuit concluded, we look forward to identifying opportunities to work together with Ms. Carano in the near future."

Sure.

Carano was fired from "The Mandalorian" in 2021 after sharing several controversial social media posts, including one that compared being a Republican to being Jewish during the Holocaust.

Actually Jews were never mentioned, and, not to be pedantic, but Jews weren't the only Internal Enemies the Nazis demonized.

She was also dropped as a client by UTA at the time. In 2024, Carano filed suit in California federal court alleging wrongful termination and discrimination, as well as a demand that the court should force Lucasfilm to recast her and pay at least $75,000 in punitive damages.

Disney's lawyers filed a motion in April 2024 to throw out the lawsuit, arguing that it had a First Amendment right to fire the actor, stating it has "a constitutional right not to associate its artistic expression with Carano's speech."

Carano fired back in a post on X, writing, "Disney has confirmed what has been known all along, they will fire you if you say anything they disagree with, even if they have to MISREPRESENT, MALIGN, and MISCHARACTERIZE you to do it. They are now on record letting everyone who works for them know that Disney will take any chance they get to control what you say, what you think or they will attempt to destroy your career. Glad we cleared that up. The First Amendment does not allow Disney to wantonly DISCRIMINATE, which is what they have done in my case and frankly have now admitted they did. If you ever wanted to know what today's 'Disney values' are, they just told you."

Carano hasn't discussed the settlement yet but she did obliquely reference it by tweeting "and the truth will set you free."

Um, what truth? I don't see Disney disclosing anything or admitting anything. All they did was say that you were "well-respected." They did not even retract their previous slander of apologize for it.

In cases like this, there's the matter of individual justice for the plaintiff and a farther-reaching justice that affects people beyond the named plaintiffs. And yes, of course, I want Carano to get paid off. I want justice for her.

But I sure didn't want that justice for Gina to come with absolutely nothing else.

So for all of this, all that happens is what people expected would happen before Elon Musk underwrote the lawsuit: Disney pays Gina Carano to go away and go quietly, and that's it. Everything else is covered up.

I guess it proves that when the vicious communist left cancels you thoroughly and makes it impossible for you to work or earn any money in your profession, you'll eventually break and take their meager payoff.

Everyone should continue boycotting Disney until they come clean about the evil they do.

Many people are holding Disney to account through the boycott. The movie opened a bit weak and then suffered a big 67% drop in its second weekend. It now looks like it will struggle to beat the box office of the flopbuster Blacktain Ameriblack: So Close to Pride Month starring TGS funnyman Tracey Jordan.

Their stupid Fantastic Four movie is admitted to be a flop, even by their most intense "journalist" shill advocates, and in fact is making less money that the flop that killed Fox's X-Man franchise.


The 20th Century Fox era of X-Men movies got an emotional send-off last year at the end of Deadpool & Wolverine. But fans will remember that, in 2019, the franchise was curb-stomped into oblivion by Dark Phoenix, the fourth installment of the reboot series that began with X-Men: First Class. The movie tanked commercially and with the critics, and is said to have lost the studio hundreds of millions of dollars just before Fox and its assets were sold to Disney. The X-Men will soon be introduced afresh in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, the highest-grossing film franchise in history, just like the recently released The Fantastic Four: First Steps. The movie delivered a decent opening weekend haul but witnessed an unexpectedly hefty drop in its sophomore frame. To make matters worse, The Fantastic Four is underperforming in overseas markets, where it still trails Dark Phoenix.


Directed by Simon Kinberg, the longtime Fox hand who had worked on several of these films previously, Dark Phoenix grossed around $250 million worldwide on a reported budget of $200 million. It's sitting at a terrible 22% score on the aggregator website Rotten Tomatoes, where the critics' consensus reads, "Dark Phoenix ends an era of the X-Men franchise by taking a second stab at adapting a classic comics arc -- with deeply disappointing results.

Both movies were remakes of a story just told a handful of years earlier. The X-Men already did the Dark Phoenix story, in a rushed way, in X-Men III Last Stand, and we've already seen the Fantastic Four square up against Galactus in the second Tim Story FF movie. (Around 2008, I think.)

The only selling point to these way-too-early remakes was that they were considered to have been botched previously and so the new versions would be more "comics accurate." (That's why they gender-swapped Silver Surfer, doncha know.)

Supposedly -- allegedly -- the Fantastic Four is supposed to be okay. Some say it's mid or meh, but that's an improvement over the most recent fare.

Some are pointing out that if a bad movie fails, that's okay, because it was a bad movie.

But if a supposedly "good" movie fails, that indicates that the public just isn't interested in what you're selling any longer, even if your "meh" movie looks like a relative success.

Update: Carano's letter plugs Star Wars. I guess they might actually give her a small role.

Gina Carano 🕯
@ginacarano

I have come to an agreement with Disney/Lucasfilm @disney @Lucasfilm which I believe is the best outcome for all parties involved. I hope this brings some healing to the force.

I want to extend my deepest most heartfelt gratitude to Elon Musk, @elonmusk
a man I've never met, who did this Good Samaritan deed for me in funding my lawsuit.

Thank you Mr. Musk and @X for backing my case and asking for nothing in return.

To my lawyers at @GSchaerr Schaerr|Jaffe who walked me through this unknown territory, thank you for your wisdom and guidance.

I am humbled and grateful to God for His love and grace in this outcome.

I'd like to thank you all for your unrelenting support throughout my life and career, you've been the heartbeat that has kept my story alive. I hope to make you proud.

I am excited to flip the page and move onto the next chapter. My desires remain in the arts, which is where I hope you will join me. ♥️

Yes, I'm smiling.

From my heart to yours,
Gina

1h


Posted by: Ace at 05:43 PM




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1 I'll get em

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2025 05:43 PM (+qU29)

2 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at August 07, 2025 05:43 PM (GYt5+)

3 Why settle? She had literally a winning case IMO.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 07, 2025 05:45 PM (0N4FZ)

4 On the other non-ham-looking hand, Gina Carano does not have to pay dudes to do her.

Unlike that lizzo thing.

Posted by: mot at August 07, 2025 05:45 PM (fIPNY)

5 To bad Disney has to pay
Haahaha

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2025 05:45 PM (+qU29)

6 Gina Carano hasn't really done much in a while except one movie for Daily Wire when they were trying to make a "one stop" streaming service. Maybe she just needed the money?

Posted by: the lower depths at August 07, 2025 05:46 PM (+b4rY)

7 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:46 PM (tjClK)

8 Gosh, who knew setting fire to your reputation might have long term consequences?

Make an okay movie, one which might keep the lights on, no one goes to see it, because of the 10 dumpster fires which preceded.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 07, 2025 05:46 PM (tT6L1)

9 Ugh: Gina Carano Settles With the Disney Groomer Corporation


I didn't think Disney had the power to make that lawsuit gay and lame, yet here we are.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:46 PM (tjClK)

10 Gina Carano hasn't really done much in a while except one movie for Daily Wire when they were trying to make a "one stop" streaming service. Maybe she just needed the money?
Posted by: the lower depths at August 07, 2025 05:46 PM (+b4rY)
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I think Gina comes from a wealthy family.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 07, 2025 05:47 PM (tT6L1)

11 F1 just passed $550M, easily beating FF, and not that far behind Superman. The $1.0B grossing Superhero movies are dead and buried and they're not coming back.

Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at August 07, 2025 05:47 PM (th/4a)

12 Many people are holding Disney to account through the boycott. The movie opened a bit weak and then suffered a big 67% drop in its second weekend.
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Um, what movie? I don't read so good.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 07, 2025 05:47 PM (Dv3i1)

13 Why settle? She had literally a winning case IMO.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 07, 2025 05:45 PM (0N4FZ)
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Unless she got a lunatic, biased judge, which we know are about half of the judiciary at this point.

Good for her. I was in a similar position - wanted to bust somebody, make them feel the lash, but at the 11th hour, they offered a settlement.

My lawyer was like "We could do some extra damage, but they are offering what you asked for."

It's the smart play.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2025 05:47 PM (ZOv7s)

14
Shirley the settlement involves an apology, yes??

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 07, 2025 05:48 PM (Xhg9g)

15 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYrC79v7fNs

Nerdrotic made a good video about Fantastic Four flopping.

Posted by: the lower depths at August 07, 2025 05:48 PM (+b4rY)

16 Damn. The only thing I was looking forward to seeing Pedro Pascal in was the witness stand.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 07, 2025 05:49 PM (CNl8/)

17 >>>6 Gina Carano hasn't really done much in a while except one movie for Daily Wire when they were trying to make a "one stop" streaming service. Maybe she just needed the money?

yup

Posted by: ace at August 07, 2025 05:49 PM (KRtlO)

18
Which Z-A-Z movies are still re-watchable today?

Top Secret?
Hot Shots?
Hot Shots Part Deaux?
Naked Gun?

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 07, 2025 05:49 PM (Xhg9g)

19 >>> Ugh: Gina Carano Settles With the Disney Groomer Corporation

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Why was I thinking that Musk would fund the lawsuit as long as she didn't settle? Besides the fact I have a Biden-esque memory.

Posted by: Turn 2 at August 07, 2025 05:50 PM (CyFyf)

20 >>>Shirley the settlement involves an apology, yes??

No it doesn't, and don't call me Shirley.

Posted by: Dr. Rumack at August 07, 2025 05:50 PM (KRtlO)

21
btw, pretty impressive cast in Top Secret, yes?

Omar Sharif. Peter Cushing. Who else?

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 07, 2025 05:50 PM (Xhg9g)

22 Pedro Pascal, one actor I'll actively avoid watching. Talk about mailing it in.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 07, 2025 05:50 PM (tT6L1)

23 Which Z-A-Z movies are still re-watchable today?

Top Secret?
Hot Shots?
Hot Shots Part Deaux?
Naked Gun?

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 07, 2025 05:49 PM (Xhg9g)
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Airplane.

Top Secret holds up.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2025 05:50 PM (ZOv7s)

24 For better or for worse, most civil lawsuits settle out of court.

Judges encourage it, because most of them are lazy.

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2025 05:50 PM (77rzZ)

25 If the settlement includes no new movies or TV shows, or any other production, from Lucasfilm and Disney for 5 years, I'd say everybody won.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 07, 2025 05:50 PM (S/Y4j)

26 Maybe DOEFE* told Elon the lawsuit was costing too much money and to walk away.

*Department of Elon Fiscal Efficiency

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:51 PM (tjClK)

27 Words and references that need to go:

1. Sus (say the whole damn word, idiot)
2. Deepfake (there is a space between two separate words, idiot)
3. hangry (hungry and angry...stop being lazy, idiot)
4. cringe (this is a verb, it is not an adjective, idiot)
5. Rizz (not sure what to make of this sound a toddler makes when they see a bee, but haven't mastered buzz)
6. salty (my fries are salty, your language is inappropriate)
7. Delulu (this is not a substitute for delusional. It is a clown's name)
8. GOAT (if you ever owned goats, you wouldn't want the title)
9. Skibidi (if you use this word, you are an idiot, nuff said)
10.hype (anyone notice a pattern? The yutes seem to think that nouns and verbs can automatically become adjectives...because they are idiots)

GET OFF MY GRASS!!!

Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2025 05:51 PM (dIske)

28 >>>Top Secret?
Hot Shots?
Hot Shots Part Deaux?
Naked Gun?


i think they're all good. I really want to re-watch the Naked Gun movies.

I think that some of them were also involved in doing the movie "Brain Donors," which attempted to revive Three Stooges style slapstick. I remember that being a pretty good watch.

Posted by: ace at August 07, 2025 05:51 PM (KRtlO)

29 gonna bet Musk pulled his financial backing and told her to settle and get the best terms she could.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 07, 2025 05:51 PM (xcxpd)

30 We were talking with some friends the other day, who,li9ke us, had seen both the new Superman and FF movies.

Everyone had the weirdly exact opinion about the movies.

Everyone liked Superman better and thought the movie was much more "fun" than the FF.

Aaaaand, they would probably watch Superman again when it streamed but not bother with the FF movie.

Not that anyone hated the FF movie, it was good in the same way a Big Mac is good. Adequate to task at hand but no more than that.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 07, 2025 05:51 PM (iJfKG)

31 Maybe Gina got a Great Payoff, but probably not what Musk was looking for.

Or maybe Gina got some guaranteed part in some future movie, at some fixed rate ... who knows? Still, no Great Discovery as were the Expectations.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 07, 2025 05:52 PM (vbXSk)

32 >>>Why was I thinking that Musk would fund the lawsuit as long as she didn't settle? Besides the fact I have a Biden-esque memory.

I said that, though I didn't say it as a fact, but as what I figured the deal was.

Posted by: ace at August 07, 2025 05:52 PM (KRtlO)

33 For better or for worse, most civil lawsuits settle out of court.

Judges encourage it, because most of them are lazy.
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2025 05:50 PM (77rzZ)
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An attorney friend of mine explained to me that lawsuits happen when facts are in dispute. The law is clear, but not the circumstances of the case.

Once the facts are no longer in dispute, the case is done, and now you move to find a settlement.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2025 05:52 PM (ZOv7s)

34 Some are pointing out that if a bad movie fails, that's okay, because it was a bad movie.

But if a supposedly "good" movie fails, that indicates that the public just isn't interested in what you're selling any longer, even if your "meh" movie looks like a relative success.

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Disney have reached the point where it is automatically assumed that anything they make is a dud. They please nobody, absolutely nobody.

Posted by: Decaf at August 07, 2025 05:53 PM (unUNN)

35 The Fast and Furious franchise should tell you all you need to know about just how bad hollywood sucks and is out of ideas for anything even remotely entertaining.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:53 PM (tjClK)

36 One thing to consider:
In CA, if a defendant makes a settlement offer and the plaintiff declines it, if the eventual judgement amount is less than the declined offer, the plaintiff has to pay the defendant's legal bills incurred after the date the settlement was declined.

Posted by: Chuck C at August 07, 2025 05:53 PM (D0HYP)

37 The problem here is that without public punishment, the deterrent effect of punishment, is moot.

Just like with the Government shit where they feel immune, and continue to do illegal acts... until they are PUBLICALLY punished, it means nothing.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2025 05:54 PM (mP0Kj)

38 gonna bet Musk pulled his financial backing and told her to settle and get the best terms she could.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 07, 2025 05:51 PM (xcxpd)



*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:54 PM (tjClK)

39 For better or for worse, most civil lawsuits settle out of court.

Judges encourage it, because most of them are lazy.
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2025 05:50 PM (77rzZ)
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If a settlement could be reached, no case would have to be filed. This is the ideal.

If a case is filed, and then a settlement is reached, this is a good thing. Who wants to pour money into a trial that only benefits the lawyers?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2025 05:54 PM (ZOv7s)

40
"Weapons" looks to be pretty good and is getting great reviews.

It has a very good hook.

I hope to see it this weekend.

Here's the trailer if you haven't seen it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpThntO9ixc

Posted by: naturalfake at August 07, 2025 05:54 PM (iJfKG)

41 The Fast and Furious franchise should tell you all you need to know about just how bad hollywood sucks and is out of ideas for anything even remotely entertaining.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:53 PM (tjClK)
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Yet, Jason Statham flicks tend to be watchable. Much like anything with Tom Cruise in it.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 07, 2025 05:54 PM (tT6L1)

42 38 gonna bet Musk pulled his financial backing and told her to settle and get the best terms she could.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 07, 2025 05:51 PM (xcxpd)


*fistbump*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:54 PM (tjClK)

You're a wise man, Sponge. I don't care what Doof says about ya

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 07, 2025 05:54 PM (xcxpd)

43 It's always bewildering to me. 40 comic book hero movies come out every year. The spandex clad catamites prance across our national stage, each indistinguishable from the last... The Amazing Assblaster fights The Green Dildo who then goes into Fluidverse to battle Transman for control of the Infinity Scrote, and on and on.

It's all tiresome dreck. But every time, there's some YouTuber to tell the audience that this amazing dreck is less tiresome than Latinxmo vs. Whiteman.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2025 05:55 PM (Frm63)

44 >>>"Weapons" looks to be pretty good and is getting great reviews.

yes, I've heard buzz about that since the beginning of the year.

Posted by: ace at August 07, 2025 05:55 PM (KRtlO)

45 Seems kind of weak tea.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 05:55 PM (zZu0s)

46
I liked how The Drinkler put it re: pedo pascal: "Like, can we all just accept this guy isn't really gonna happen?"

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 07, 2025 05:55 PM (Xhg9g)

47 The problem here is that without public punishment, the deterrent effect of punishment, is moot.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2025 05:54 PM (mP0Kj)
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You don't think losing money is a deterrent?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2025 05:55 PM (ZOv7s)

48 Everyone should continue boycotting Disney until they come clean about the evil they do

That won't be good enough. I'm thinking Seppuku would be required.

Posted by: Chuck C at August 07, 2025 05:55 PM (D0HYP)

49 NBC News, ladies and gentlemen:
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With the growing specter of artificial intelligence looming larger by the day into the lives of skin-bag carbon-based, soul-privileged humans, we are becoming increasingly uncomfortable with the concept of sharing our existence with automatons. And in response to this incursion, intolerance is rearing up, and more examples of exclusionary activity are being seen as an undercurrent of segregation is welling.

One indication of this respiratory supremacy is found in the language. I am here to warn you readers that you should never use the term “Clankers” towards any automated entity.
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Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 05:56 PM (krQz2)

50 I don't care what Doof says about ya

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 07, 2025 05:54 PM (xcxpd)



I don't either, really.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:56 PM (tjClK)

51 One less Disney thread, tho. Ace can focus on Disney earnings reports

Posted by: Accomack at August 07, 2025 05:56 PM (+sNap)

52
I like Airplane II, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 07, 2025 05:56 PM (Xhg9g)

53 The Amazing Assblaster fights The Green Dildo who then goes into Fluidverse to battle Transman for control of the Infinity Scrote, and on and on.

Wait, wait. Slow down, I'm takin' notes here.

Posted by: Screenwriter Guy at August 07, 2025 05:57 PM (/y8xj)

54 I'm not boycotting Disney. I hate their products. Carano is not a factor in this.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2025 05:57 PM (ZOv7s)

55 Maybe people are coming out of schools so illiterate that they can't read/comprehend even comic books. Not much juice in producing a movie with characters out of the realm of people's imagination.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 07, 2025 05:58 PM (g8Ew8)

56 The Amazing Assblaster fights The Green Dildo who then goes into Fluidverse to battle Transman for control of the Infinity Scrote, and on and on.

Wait, wait. Slow down, I'm takin' notes here.
Posted by: Screenwriter Guy at August 07, 2025 05:57 PM (/y8xj)
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Consultant: "We're seeing more money riding on the dildos than the actual games. It's a surefire hit!"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2025 05:58 PM (ZOv7s)

57 In CA, if a defendant makes a settlement offer and the plaintiff declines it, if the eventual judgement amount is less than the declined offer, the plaintiff has to pay the defendant's legal bills incurred after the date the settlement was declined.

Posted by: Chuck C

Not exactly. CCP sec. 998 shifts "costs" which may or may not include attorney's fees if there is a contract, statute, or legal provision that provides them to the prevailing party. But expert fees, trial props, attorney housing for out-of-area lawyers, etc., add up.

Posted by: Dark Litigator at August 07, 2025 05:58 PM (KAi1n)

58 I am waiting for the day that Ace discovers Fugazi and they make their way into the sidebar.

Posted by: garrett at August 07, 2025 05:58 PM (L2IqH)

59 OT....sorry

Gutfeld is going to be on "The Tonight Shiw" tonight!

Sweet, I'm going to set the dvr.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 17.6% at August 07, 2025 05:58 PM (jvJvP)

60
related: What about Hulu?

Disney decided to shut down Hulu, which people like, and roll it into (i.e., force people to watch) Disney+.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 07, 2025 05:58 PM (Xhg9g)

61 I don't know; the people saying the Floptastic 4 was great are talking about the costumes and the Thing's beard and sh*t.
All I see is that doughy faced charisma void with the p*rnstache and a female silver surfer. No thank you. I let my wife talk me into Black Widow because i liked her character from the earlier movies and it was sh*t. Not falling for that again.
I was more attached to Star Wars and that franchise is dead; wishing they would hurry up and finish this one off.

Posted by: Nelly at August 07, 2025 05:59 PM (cHLus)

62 I watched the first 30 minutes of Nosferatu. It looks good, seems decent enough. Some great visuals.

I turned it off after the Harker character (here, "Hutter" or something) meets Orloch (Dracula).

Orloch appears, immediately, to be Satan. There is no veneer. There is no attempt to affect a gentle appearance. He doesn't appear like Gary Oldman in the 90s Dracula, a frail old man, weird but harmless.

No, this Dracula is just Satan, and not Satan hiding his true nature. This is Satan just being Satan with no pretense.

I'm not saying that's a mistake. The movie goes for an overthetop, melodramatic, everything-is-elevated-to-the-tenth degree vibe.

But seriously it's kind of hard to watch this guy try to do a land deal with someone who is obviously Satan and will kill you.

Posted by: ace at August 07, 2025 05:59 PM (KRtlO)

63 Words and references that need to go:

1. Sus (say the whole damn word, idiot)
2. Deepfake (there is a space between two separate words, idiot)
3. hangry (hungry and angry...stop being lazy, idiot)
4. cringe (this is a verb, it is not an adjective, idiot)
5. Rizz (not sure what to make of this sound a toddler makes when they see a bee, but haven't mastered buzz)
6. salty (my fries are salty, your language is inappropriate)
7. Delulu (this is not a substitute for delusional. It is a clown's name)
8. GOAT (if you ever owned goats, you wouldn't want the title)
9. Skibidi (if you use this word, you are an idiot, nuff said)
10.hype (anyone notice a pattern? The yutes seem to think that nouns and verbs can automatically become adjectives...because they are idiots)

GET OFF MY GRASS!!!
Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2025 05:51 PM (dIske)

Cool, Bro

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 07, 2025 05:59 PM (NtVYv)

64 Watched the movie "Long Distance" the other day.
For a sci-fi movie about distance, they are terrible about it.

1) It starts with the ship being damaged as it passes through an asteroid field. Dumb. IRL, you'd never know you were in an asteroid field; they're 10 of thousands to hundreds of thousand miles apart. Star Wars was stupid drama and they just wanted a space "car chase" scene.
2) they give some stupid number that's supposed to sound really big as to how far they are from Earth. Something like 2.3 trillion km. Except ... that's barely a lightyear away.
3) But then, they're like, we can send a rescue signal to Earth that will get there in 6 months. You mean, half a light year?
4) toward the end, he's told he's 0.05 km away from his destination. That's less than 100 yards. But, it's shown him turning around and he's unable to see it.

Space is really, really fucking big and the human mind cannot conceive it.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 07, 2025 06:00 PM (gBFby)

65 I liked how The Drinkler put it re: pedo pascal: "Like, can we all just accept this guy isn't really gonna happen?"
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 07, 2025 05:55 PM (Xhg9g)
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I've liked him in a bunch of stuff.

Kingman, the Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent.

I really took notice of him first in Game of Thrones, where he stood out.

He'll do okay.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 06:00 PM (krQz2)

66 Nosferatu is free with Prime, btw.

Posted by: ace at August 07, 2025 06:00 PM (KRtlO)

67 Which Z-A-Z movies are still re-watchable today?

Top Secret?
Hot Shots?
Hot Shots Part Deaux?
Naked Gun?

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 07, 2025 05:49 PM (Xhg9g)

Top Secret for sure.
Naked Gun 1 is a classic (the 2025 sequel is good enough, reviewed it over on TJM's blog)
Hot Shots 1 is good
Airplane 1 of course

Airplane 2 has its pleasures
As does Naked Gun 2

Police Squad is still great
Kentucky Fried Movie has some killer skits

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 07, 2025 06:00 PM (xcxpd)

68 I can't blame Carano for taking the W and the money. It's been a long time since she got a paycheck and she obviously got Disney to bend the knee.

They are dying anyway. There is a rapidly diminishing audience for the 23rd reboot of a cartoon and that's all they seem to know how to do anymore. When I was a kid Disney was magic because they did great entertainment for kids. Now its just a woke garbage factory. Their demise is inevitable.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2025 06:00 PM (viF8m)

69
Everyone liked Superman better and thought the movie was much more "fun" than the FF.

Aaaaand, they would probably watch Superman again when it streamed but not bother with the FF movie.

Not that anyone hated the FF movie, it was good in the same way a Big Mac is good. Adequate to task at hand but no more than that.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 07, 2025 05:51 PM (iJfKG)

Ever since they've been around, FF has been the Kaboom of Movie Heroes. Superman has been Wheaties. Superman is for Winners, FF is for the sad and lonely kids who aren't cool enough to get good superheroes.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2025 06:00 PM (uWKK8)

70 I still reference 'Big Jim Slade' to this day.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 07, 2025 06:00 PM (xcxpd)

71
Also: the NFL now has a 10% equity stake in ESPN

Also, the WWE signed a contract with ESPN.

But, also, none of that will save ESPN.

Boob Iger is a terrible CEO and he is killing off what's left of the Disney brand.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 07, 2025 06:00 PM (Xhg9g)

72 A. H., most lawsuits in the private sector are filed in order to get the other side to see reason and seek to reach a settlement.

One of the attorneys I worked for told me that the last sentence a litigation attorney wants to hear from a client is, “Money is no object.”

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2025 06:01 PM (77rzZ)

73 One indication of this respiratory supremacy is found in the language. I am here to warn you readers that you should never use the term “Clankers” towards any automated entity.
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But "cankles" is ok?

Posted by: Hillary! at August 07, 2025 06:01 PM (Dv3i1)

74 Hot Shots Part Deux is really good too.

Posted by: ace at August 07, 2025 06:01 PM (KRtlO)

75 New Mortal Kombat sequel has Karl Urban playing Johnny Cage.

May see it if for that alone.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 07, 2025 06:01 PM (xcxpd)

76 10 Gina Carano hasn't really done much in a while except one movie for Daily Wire when they were trying to make a "one stop" streaming service. Maybe she just needed the money?
Posted by: the lower depths at August 07, 2025 05:46 PM (+b4rY)
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I think Gina comes from a wealthy family.

Her dad was 3rd string for the Dallas Cowboys in the 70's. Did he pick up some money with another career?

Posted by: Nelly at August 07, 2025 06:02 PM (cHLus)

77 5. Rizz (not sure what to make of this sound a toddler makes when they see a bee, but haven't mastered buzz)

...

Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2025 05:51 PM (dIske)

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Cha-riz-ma.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 06:02 PM (krQz2)

78 Ace, Fantastic Four is great. The acting is great. It's not full of lame humor, the aesthetics and effects are cool, and it has a strong pro-family, especially pro-motherhood, message. I have zero loyalty to the FF comic or the Silver Surfer character and my expectations were not high.

Are "conservatives" really just going to complain and not support things that we claim to want?

Posted by: Jim at August 07, 2025 06:02 PM (D7MKZ)

79 My 10 y/o daughter has been throwing "mid" around a lot lately.
Whatever UwU

Posted by: Accomack at August 07, 2025 06:02 PM (+sNap)

80 Damn. The only thing I was looking forward to seeing Pedro Pascal in was the witness stand.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 07, 2025 05:49 PM (CNl8/)

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He will never be a superhero, nobody would buy it and he is not good looking enough like Vincent Price to be a villain.

Posted by: Decaf at August 07, 2025 06:03 PM (unUNN)

81 Is Pascal the one that rubs up against women to help with his 'anxiety'?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 07, 2025 06:03 PM (Dv3i1)

82 Her dad was 3rd string for the Dallas Cowboys in the 70's. Did he pick up some money with another career?
Posted by: Nelly at August 07, 2025 06:02 PM (cHLus)
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I thought the story was she was from a wealthy family which owned a casino or three.

Or, I could be imagining things. Probably imagining things.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 07, 2025 06:03 PM (tT6L1)

83 A. H., most lawsuits in the private sector are filed in order to get the other side to see reason and seek to reach a settlement.

One of the attorneys I worked for told me that the last sentence a litigation attorney wants to hear from a client is, “Money is no object.”
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2025 06:01 PM (77rzZ)
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The day before the depositions they made the offer. It was everything I wanted. Yeah, I'd have loved to make people sweat, but that wasn't the point.

Carano suffered economic hardship. Disney is making her whole.

That's all there is to it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2025 06:03 PM (ZOv7s)

84 I think Gina comes from a wealthy family.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 07, 2025 05:47 PM (tT6L1)

Her father, Glenn Carano, is an executive in the casino business. He was a backup quarterback with the Cowboys during thre Staubach and White years.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 07, 2025 06:03 PM (CNl8/)

85 54 I'm not boycotting Disney. I hate their products. Carano is not a factor in this.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2025 05:57 PM (ZOv7s)

Yeah, Disney's politics are almost beside the point. I hate what Disney has on offer. Maybe I hate what they have on offer in part because of the dumb, offensive politics of Disney. But I really don't need any more Star Wars, for example, ever no matter what. It has sucked for too long to be redeemed.

And while I wish Gina Carino no ill, I also don't care about her much either. No appeal there at all.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 07, 2025 06:03 PM (CzMNg)

86 Walt Disney's "Wonderful World of Color".

Had to look it up to see if I was "dis-remembering".

"Walt Disney's Wonderful World of Color was the iteration of the Walt Disney anthology series that ran on NBC from 1961 to 1969"

Back then "we" thought Disney was pure children's entertainment. All the witchcraft stuff was kinda weird, but now kinda seems they were "commies plotting against the American family" from the get go.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 07, 2025 06:04 PM (vbXSk)

87 Which Z-A-Z movies are still re-watchable today?

Top Secret?
Hot Shots?
Hot Shots Part Deaux?
Naked Gun?
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Ruthless People is one of their best.

I don't think Hot Shots was Z-A-Z, but Pat Proft who wrote on some of their films.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 06:04 PM (krQz2)

88 Carano suffered economic hardship. Disney is making her whole.

That's all there is to it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2025 06:03 PM (ZOv7s)

She has been getting more whole for a few years now. Ample even. Still cute

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 07, 2025 06:05 PM (NtVYv)

89
Hollywood is targeting my wallet again, those bastards.

They're bringing out a 4K version of the 1970 movie, "Catch-22"!

It will be mine...oh,yes.

Previously there was only a rather poor DVD available.

BONUS! The Amazon "Catch-22" series is awful. Never watch. They literally had no idea what the book was about and their awful script and directing murdered a lot of the comedy. Everyone involved with that garbage should be dipped in chocolate and fed to Lizzo.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 07, 2025 06:05 PM (iJfKG)

90 But seriously it's kind of hard to watch this guy try to do a land deal with someone who is obviously Satan and will kill you.
Posted by: ace at August 07, 2025 05:59 PM (KRtlO)
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I last watched the original when I was 29. I don't remember Orlock ever looking suave or handsome, but that was many gallons of gin ago.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2025 06:05 PM (ZOv7s)

91 >>>Are "conservatives" really just going to complain and not support things that we claim to want?


If I'm not allowed to work for a corporation, you bet your ass I'm not going to give them my money.

As for "just complain" -- this isn't "just complaining." GFY with trivializing this. This is a company that is at war with everything good and decent and while I'm not good and decent myself, I'm at war with them.

And who gives a shit about another gayballs superhero movie? Are you really suggesting my life will be the poorer if I don't waste my time watching another Spandex Soap Opera?

This idea that we OWE these diseased corporations our money and that we NEED their corporate slop. Good God, is this where we are now? A corporate popcorn movie is something we HAVE to see, like it's real art?

Posted by: ace at August 07, 2025 06:05 PM (KRtlO)

92 Posted by: Accomack at August 07, 2025 06:02 PM (+sNap

What does "'mid" by itself when it's not combined with another word such as "midlife" "midsection" etc.?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2025 06:05 PM (2GCMq)

93 Lucaifilm and the Walt Dizzey Company have reached a mutual agreement in their legal dispute with Gina Carano following her firing from "The Mandalorian Candidate."

Old and busted: Meat Heads comparing everything to 'The Holocaust"

New Paradigm: Every meat head who mentions 'The Holocaust' gets a 1945 Eisenhower style walk through of Auschwitz corpses and human skin lamp shades optional.

AND as an added bonus they can kiss my hairy sphicter.

A sphincter is a circular muscle that controls the passage of substances through bodily openings or ducts by maintaining constriction and relaxing as needed

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 06:05 PM (VPPG8)

94
Reboot F4 was fuckingstupid. Totally unnecessary.

Hollywood keeps RECYCLING IP's and people are sick of it.

Reboots every 15 years?? Dumb.
How many fucking times are we going to see a new Batman? A new Superman?

You wore out the IP's, Hollywood. You drove them all right into the ground.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 07, 2025 06:06 PM (Xhg9g)

95 >>They're bringing out a 4K version of the 1970 movie, "Catch-22"!


For The Syndicate!

Posted by: garrett at August 07, 2025 06:06 PM (L2IqH)

96 Monica Lewinsky (at her age) is: The Silver Slurper

Posted by: Joe Mama at August 07, 2025 06:06 PM (2sMLA)

97 >>>I last watched the original when I was 29. I don't remember Orlock ever looking suave or handsome, but that was many gallons of gin ago.

you gotta see the new one. He is an absolute monster and his voice is like three hertz. It's the deepest, growliest, most foreign voice you've ever heard.

I know Orloch looks like a ghoul but... I just keep thinking about Eddie Murphy talking about white people sticking around in horror movies, and how black people would just say "We're leaving."

Posted by: ace at August 07, 2025 06:07 PM (KRtlO)

98
How many Spiderman reboots do we need over the course of 25 years??

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 07, 2025 06:07 PM (Xhg9g)

99 Airplane 2 has its pleasures

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 07, 2025 06:00 PM (xcxpd)
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Airplane II is not a ZAZ movie.

It's some Hollywood writers trying to emulate their style after they passed on a sequel to Airplane.

Which is why the jokes don't generally land like Airplane!

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 06:07 PM (krQz2)

100 I still reference 'Big Jim Slade' to this day.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 07, 2025 06:00 PM (xcxpd)

My favorite is Danger Seekers

Posted by: Beartooth at August 07, 2025 06:07 PM (8wKVG)

101 Re Weapons

Well, they seem to have gotten how to do a disturbing, catching trailer. This means nothing unfortunately as far as movie quality.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 06:07 PM (zZu0s)

102 >>>What does "'mid" by itself when it's not combined with another word such as "midlife" "midsection" etc.?

middling, mediocre, meh

Posted by: ace at August 07, 2025 06:08 PM (KRtlO)

103
He will never be a superhero, nobody would buy it and he is not good looking enough like Vincent Price to be a villain.
Posted by: Decaf at August 07, 2025 06:03 PM (unUNN)



I'm with Critical Drinker on that guy. I don't know anything about him, but holy SHIT are they trying to make him a thing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 06:08 PM (tjClK)

104 Her lawsuit had solid evidence soley on Ratfaced Pescal's own tweets. Gina's tweet wasn't about left & right, but about how they were using COVID to turn everyone on their neighbors, in order to gain power.

On the other hand, Pedro literally just called people nazis on Twitter because he didn't like their politics.

It was his tweets that undermine the Holocaust, by just claiming everyone right of Stalin is a Nazi (and we've seen so many make the same claim that everything is bad as the Holocaust, without any repercussions)

I'm guessing she knew she'd never win, and Disney and their paid for judges would allow Disney's internal communications to stay hidden. It could also be that Musk is stepping back and no longer funding the suit.

She should have found a way to drag his pedo-ass in to this, because it definitely seems like collusion.

Is say hopefully things change a bit now that Larry Ellison is basically holding the purse strings of a major studio, but he's very old and that won't last long. We need right leaning billionaires to start pursuing the culture war, because not only is that an important step to stopping commies, but there's so money to be made.

Posted by: Rbastid at August 07, 2025 06:08 PM (ghq6y)

105
Her father, Glenn Carano, is an executive in the casino business. He was a backup quarterback with the Cowboys during thre Staubach and White years.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 07, 2025 06:03 PM (CNl8/

Tell me about it.
-The Philadelphia Eagles

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 06:08 PM (VPPG8)

106 you gotta see the new one. He is an absolute monster and his voice is like three hertz. It's the deepest, growliest, most foreign voice you've ever heard.

I know Orloch looks like a ghoul but... I just keep thinking about Eddie Murphy talking about white people sticking around in horror movies, and how black people would just say "We're leaving."
Posted by: ace at August 07, 2025 06:07 PM (KRtlO)
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Right, but is it good, or shit? Life's too short to watch shit.

This does make me want to check out the original, which I recall was pretty creepy, partly because it was so old.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2025 06:09 PM (ZOv7s)

107 I saw Fantastic Four. It was a fun movie going experience but it's one of those films that gets worse in hindsight. The world the characters inhabit doesn't feel real. It's an alternative version of earth that feels like a cartoon. The saving grace was Galactus. Am amazing monstrous character that is legit scary.

Posted by: Max Power at August 07, 2025 06:09 PM (kbmKP)

108 >>>But seriously it's kind of hard to watch this guy try to do a land deal with someone who is obviously Satan and will kill you.

I've felt that way about the last three realtors I've encountered.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 07, 2025 06:09 PM (CwhoI)

109 When will TJM give us a movie review of Ice Cube in War of the Worlds?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2025 06:09 PM (9jHJJ)

110 Airplane 2 is still superior to a lot of other trek. Plys, like three times the boobs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 06:09 PM (zZu0s)

111 >>>Her father, Glenn Carano, is an executive in the casino business. He was a backup quarterback with the Cowboys during thre Staubach and White years.

as was I.

Posted by: Joltin' Joe Biden, America's All-American at August 07, 2025 06:09 PM (KRtlO)

112 I am planning to go see "Naked Gun 2 " which is not a Disney production, is it, ( ?) because it sounds funny , and I like Liam Neesom.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2025 06:10 PM (2GCMq)

113 Are "conservatives" really just going to complain and not support things that we claim to want?

Posted by: Jim at August 07, 2025 06:02 PM (D7MKZ)

_____________________________________

It's not that. It's a concept that has long been prematurely discarded (and not just in movie production). That concept is called "Repercussions". But, it's making a comeback.

Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2025 06:10 PM (dIske)

114 Lawsuits are a pain I even if you've got a good case. Carano wanted it over and Disney was willing to pay to put as much crap as they can behind them. A law professor once said " a settlement is where both parties walk away a little bit upset"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2025 06:10 PM (r/xMY)

115 New Mortal Kombat sequel has Karl Urban playing Johnny Cage.

May see it if for that alone.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 07, 2025 06:01 PM (xcxpd)



The country music singer?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 06:10 PM (tjClK)

116 >>>Right, but is it good, or shit? Life's too short to watch shit.

it's well-made. Looks good. Actors are good.

It's just turned up to 11. It's One Louder.

Posted by: ace at August 07, 2025 06:10 PM (KRtlO)

117 Which is why the jokes don't generally land like Airplane!
Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 06:07 PM (krQz2)
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Shatner carries the film.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2025 06:10 PM (ZOv7s)

118 Airplane II > Anything starring Will Ferrell

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 06:11 PM (tjClK)

119 117 Which is why the jokes don't generally land like Airplane!
Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 06:07 PM (krQz2)
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Shatner carries the film.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2025 06:10 PM (ZOv7s)

Truth

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 07, 2025 06:11 PM (xcxpd)

120 I'll bet you the next Spider-Man film makes a billie.

The public has pretty much shown that Batman and Spider-Man are their preferred superhero's.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2025 06:11 PM (OTint)

121 Is Pascal the one that rubs up against women to help with his 'anxiety'?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 07, 2025 06:03 PM (Dv3i1)

Yes. But unlike Trump, he doesn't grab their pussy.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 07, 2025 06:11 PM (g8Ew8)

122 115 New Mortal Kombat sequel has Karl Urban playing Johnny Cage.

May see it if for that alone.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 07, 2025 06:01 PM (xcxpd)


The country music singer?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 06:10 PM (tjClK)

lol. No, the actor. Dredd.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 07, 2025 06:12 PM (xcxpd)

123 Galaxy Quest is better than the odd-numbered TMP movies, most of the TNG films, and ALL of the JJ Abrams ones.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 07, 2025 06:12 PM (CwhoI)

124 Except one of the female fighters of Mortal Kombat! has been re-imagined for the 'modern audience.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2025 06:12 PM (9jHJJ)

125 I am planning to go see "Naked Gun 2 " which is not a Disney production, is it, ( ?) because it sounds funny , and I like Liam Neesom.
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The ads look like it would be a fun movie.

Posted by: Crusader at August 07, 2025 06:12 PM (TN0g+)

126 Posted by: ace at August 07, 2025 06:08 PM (KRtlO

O.k. Thanks That makes obvious sense, but I think I'd just use the word "mediocre".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2025 06:12 PM (2GCMq)

127 Right, but is it good, or shit? Life's too short to watch shit.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2025 06:09 PM (ZOv7s)
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Speak for yourself!

Posted by: German Guy at August 07, 2025 06:12 PM (krQz2)

128 it's well-made. Looks good. Actors are good.

It's just turned up to 11. It's One Louder.
Posted by: ace at August 07, 2025 06:10 PM (KRtlO)
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Okay, I'll check it out.

You know I wrote a book about vampires...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2025 06:12 PM (ZOv7s)

129 I still love the visual gag that Stryker is painting the vase of flowers and the top less lady is just there as moral support/ambiance.

I'd like that for my job.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 06:13 PM (zZu0s)

130 101 Re Weapons

Well, they seem to have gotten how to do a disturbing, catching trailer. This means nothing unfortunately as far as movie quality.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 06:07 PM (zZu0s)
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I went and watched the trailer as well. Then I looked up some information on the script. Believe it or not, it's supposed to be a dark comedy. I surely didn't get that vibe from watching the trailer.

Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2025 06:13 PM (dIske)

131 Posted by: Crusader at August 07, 2025 06:12 PM (TN0g

It's gotten pretty good reviews and I like to laugh.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2025 06:13 PM (2GCMq)

132 Pedro Pascal if at a WNBA game would probably deep throat any dildo thrown onto the court.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2025 06:13 PM (9jHJJ)

133 Speak for yourself!
Posted by: German Guy at August 07, 2025 06:12 PM (krQz2)
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All around me is pain. The birds do not sing, they cry out in agony!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2025 06:13 PM (ZOv7s)

134 Barbara Billingsley may as well have been Mother Mary.
A principle tenant in comedy is contrast.

Nail/Head google it!

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 06:13 PM (VPPG8)

135 109 When will TJM give us a movie review of Ice Cube in War of the Worlds?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2025 06:09 PM (9jHJJ)

That's just mean.
Ryan George did a Pitch Meeting review today.
Sounds like a horrible movie.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 07, 2025 06:14 PM (xcxpd)

136 Greg Price@greg_price11

If you want to know why South Park never took swings at Joe Biden the same way they’ve been doing to President Trump, the show’s lawyer also just so happens to be the guy who funded Hunter Biden’s legal defenses.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 07, 2025 06:14 PM (TGPs7)

137 Stryker, Stryker, Stryker, Stryker, Stryker!

(guy punches out woman in background)

Posted by: ace at August 07, 2025 06:14 PM (KRtlO)

138 Yes. But unlike Trump, he doesn't grab their pussy.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 07, 2025 06:11 PM (g8Ew
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Trump never claimed to grab anybody's pussy.

The condition is "When you are a star women will let you do anything."

I'd like to see that illiterate, slanted reading be put to bed.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 06:14 PM (krQz2)

139 I went and watched the trailer as well. Then I looked up some information on the script. Believe it or not, it's supposed to be a dark comedy. I surely didn't get that vibe from watching the trailer.
Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2025 06:13 PM (dIske)
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I used to think "Doctor Strangelove" was the best dark comedy, but then I saw "Death of Stalin," which is the all-time champ.

Cracks me up every time.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2025 06:14 PM (ZOv7s)

140
This idea that we OWE these diseased corporations our money and that we NEED their corporate slop. Good God, is this where we are now? A corporate popcorn movie is something we HAVE to see, like it's real art?
Posted by: ace at August 07, 2025 06:05 PM (KRtlO)



No.

I've been in the theater, I think maybe 3 times in the last 30+ years.

Catch Me If You Can
American Sniper
Monty Python's Holy Grail (Local place did an anniversary showing)

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 06:15 PM (tjClK)

141 Leslie Nielsen had Naked Gun, Nakend Gun 2, Naked Gun 33 1/3, so what is this Liam Neesom one called?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2025 06:15 PM (9jHJJ)

142 I surely didn't get that vibe from watching the trailer.
Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2025 06:13 PM (dIske)

Well, you know child abductions are fertile ground for comedy.

Ask John Wayne Gacy.*



*I want to slap myself for that one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 06:15 PM (zZu0s)

143
...But seriously it's kind of hard to watch this guy try to do a land deal with someone who is obviously Satan and will kill you.
Posted by: ace at August 07, 2025 05:59 PM (KRtlO)


That's funny.

The delightful and perceptive Mrs naturalfake and I decided to watch the Werner Herzog beat for beat but in color remake of the silent "Nosferatu".

And the Mrs bailed out at exactly the same point for exactly the same reason,

Nosferatu looked like pure evil with rat teeth and pointed ears, claw-like finger nails.

She thought it was just stupid. I agreed.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 07, 2025 06:15 PM (iJfKG)

144 >>>141 Leslie Nielsen had Naked Gun, Nakend Gun 2, Naked Gun 33 1/3, so what is this Liam Neesom one called?

Just "The Naked Gun."

Posted by: ace at August 07, 2025 06:15 PM (KRtlO)

145 Greg Price@greg_price11

If you want to know why South Park never took swings at Joe Biden the same way they’ve been doing to President Trump, the show’s lawyer also just so happens to be the guy who funded Hunter Biden’s legal defenses.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 07, 2025 06:14 PM (TGPs7)



Whelp....f*ck those sellouts. ESAD. Haven't really been entertained by them in a LONG time anyway.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 06:15 PM (tjClK)

146 the first one was, technically, "The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!"

Posted by: ace at August 07, 2025 06:16 PM (KRtlO)

147 Weird Glen Carano trivia. He started on game for the Cowboys against the Colts whose QB was also starting for the first time , David Humm. Both QBs never started again, the only one and done for both QBs in NFL history. Funny part , they had been at rival HS in Vegas at the same time and were friends. Humm later died of ALS . Carano won the game

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2025 06:16 PM (r/xMY)

148 99 Airplane 2 has its pleasures

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 07, 2025 06:00 PM (xcxpd)
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Airplane II is not a ZAZ movie.

It's some Hollywood writers trying to emulate their style after they passed on a sequel to Airplane.

Which is why the jokes don't generally land like Airplane!
Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 06:07 PM (krQz2)

fair correction

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 07, 2025 06:16 PM (xcxpd)

149 I don't think I'll ever be over Macho Grande

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 07, 2025 06:16 PM (wBaIH)

150 guy punches out woman in background)
Posted by: ace at August 07, 2025 06:14 PM (KRtlO)

Shatner: she's starting to shake!

Busty woman: *shakes*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 06:16 PM (zZu0s)

151 I used to think "Doctor Strangelove" was the best dark comedy, but then I saw "Death of Stalin," which is the all-time champ.

Cracks me up every time.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2025 06:14 PM (ZOv7s)
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Thing is, "Death of Stalin" really came across like there might be more than just a bit of truth in it. Peak mockumentary.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 07, 2025 06:16 PM (tT6L1)

152 Nosferatu looked like pure evil with rat teeth and pointed ears, claw-like finger nails.
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Hey, I have a condition!

Posted by: Nosferatu at August 07, 2025 06:16 PM (Dv3i1)

153 Am average looking whore can be bought cheap. A good whore holds out for more money.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 07, 2025 06:17 PM (/U5Yz)

154 Well, you know child abductions are fertile ground for comedy.

Ask John Wayne Gacy.*



*I want to slap myself for that one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 06:15 PM (zZu0s)



Clowns ARE entertaining.


*Gacy was in my neighborhood when I was a wee lad living up north.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 06:17 PM (tjClK)

155
How many Spiderman reboots do we need over the course of 25 years??

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 07, 2025 06:07 PM (Xhg9g)



If memory serves, Spidey is the only superhero IP that Sony owns. They want a superhero franchise so that's all they have to work with.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 07, 2025 06:17 PM (y9nCu)

156 I quite enjoyed the new Star Trek films, well not the second one where they retconned Khan, and the third one played like an actual episode of the original series. And you can't really say anything about the casting, you pretty much could cast any better.

It's a shame they won't be making any new ones.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2025 06:17 PM (OTint)

157 Nosferatu really isn't a vampire vampire, what with him bringing the plague and rats. Think he is supposed to have links to one of the major demons in Hell.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2025 06:18 PM (9jHJJ)

158 I don't think I'll ever be over Macho Grande
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 07, 2025 06:16 PM (wBaIH)

How we survived?!

No we lost Howie the next day...

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 06:18 PM (zZu0s)

159 Thing is, "Death of Stalin" really came across like there might be more than just a bit of truth in it. Peak mockumentary.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 07, 2025 06:16 PM (tT6L1)
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It's pretty dead-on, but also hilarious.

"Well boys, pick your dates!"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2025 06:18 PM (ZOv7s)

160 the first one was, technically, "The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!"
Posted by: ace at August 07, 2025 06:16 PM (KRtlO)
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How in the world did a studio green light "The Naked Gun" after "Police Files" failed so badly?

I'm glad they did, but still, it's a head scratcher.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 07, 2025 06:18 PM (tT6L1)

161 Err, "Police Squad."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 07, 2025 06:18 PM (tT6L1)

162 But seriously it's kind of hard to watch this guy try to do a land deal with someone who is obviously Satan and will kill you.

Posted by: ace

I wish I'd turned it off at this point. Bill Skarsgard's delivery is so painfully slow, it's like that old bit from Night Court. You know where he's going long before he gets there.

And the whole movie kinda plays out that way. If you know the story, you're stuck in second gear, always waiting for the next plot point to drop, for something to happen.

It really never earns 2:20:00 worth of the viewers' time.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at August 07, 2025 06:18 PM (4DY5T)

163 >>>It's a shame they won't be making any new ones.

i imagine SkyDance will reboot the original series as a new tv series.

Posted by: ace at August 07, 2025 06:18 PM (KRtlO)

164 I used to think "Doctor Strangelove" was the best dark comedy, but then I saw "Death of Stalin," which is the all-time champ.

Cracks me up every time.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2025 06:14 PM (ZOv7s)

Agree. Has a nice twisted ending too. I like that.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 07, 2025 06:19 PM (g8Ew8)

165 People just want to get theirs. Who cares what happens to the next guy that gets discriminated against?

Posted by: Maroon at August 07, 2025 06:19 PM (Jh3yB)

166
In honor of Oregon Muse, a quick round of...

Who Dis?

I cued it up. She's still alive today and will be 94 in a few weeks. Who is she?

https://is.gd/K4ZfQV

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 07, 2025 06:19 PM (Xhg9g)

167 If memory serves, Spidey is the only superhero IP that Sony owns. They want a superhero franchise so that's all they have to work with.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 07, 2025 06:17 PM (y9nCu)
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Sony currently owns the screen rights to Spiderman and associated characters. They keep making movies to keep those.

And that's why Fox (I think it is) kept making F4 movies.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 06:20 PM (krQz2)

168 Skydance first needs to do a PPV of Kurtzman versus real Klingon pain sticks.

Then we can talk about rebooting Star Trek.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2025 06:20 PM (9jHJJ)

169 Win one for the Zipper.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 06:20 PM (tjClK)

170 I'm in the movie business 17 years. Ask me how I knew fantastic 4 would flop 2 months ago? I'm not nostradamus.

Main reason, not a big franchise to begin with 2nd, Pedro Pascal, 3rd the entire super hero genre is shot. Fans are tired of it and besides, you can't improve on what's been done. I'm glad when they lose millions on this, maybe they'll get back to good, original movies again.

Posted by: Not quite as big balls at August 07, 2025 06:20 PM (W+TLY)

171 Airplane II > Anything starring Will Ferrell
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Concur!!!

Posted by: Crusader at August 07, 2025 06:21 PM (TN0g+)

172 I guess Sponge had the lasagna.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2025 06:21 PM (9jHJJ)

173 I wish I'd turned it off at this point. Bill Skarsgard's delivery is so painfully slow, it's like that old bit from Night Court. You know where he's going long before he gets there.

And the whole movie kinda plays out that way. If you know the story, you're stuck in second gear, always waiting for the next plot point to drop, for something to happen.

It really never earns 2:20:00 worth of the viewers' time.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at August 07, 2025 06:18 PM (4DY5T)

It is slow. Painfully slow. Didn't like it.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 07, 2025 06:21 PM (g8Ew8)

174 Win one for the Zipper.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 06:20 PM (tjClK)

What the hell is a MAN doing with a Bobby pin?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 06:21 PM (zZu0s)

175 @163

>>i imagine SkyDance will reboot the original series as a new tv series.

But who could they cast? That cast was literally perfect in look and tone. And they all could actually act.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2025 06:21 PM (OTint)

176 How in the world did a studio green light "The Naked Gun" after "Police Files" failed so badly?

I'm glad they did, but still, it's a head scratcher.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 07, 2025 06:18 PM (tT6L1)
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Different audience. TV vs. Movies.

Zuckers tended to have movie success, but that flop that just wasn't for a TV-type of audience.

I loved it, myself. But, I have found too many times that I am not the typical TV audience.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 06:22 PM (krQz2)

177 It is slow. Painfully slow. Didn't like it.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 07, 2025 06:21 PM (g8Ew
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You're undermining my resolve to see it.

Would it make a good drinking game?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2025 06:22 PM (ZOv7s)

178 Mark, Pitch Meeting?

Disparu is railing on it for other thirty minutes. I have learned a new obscure British term.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2025 06:22 PM (9jHJJ)

179 I guess Sponge had the lasagna.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2025 06:21 PM (9jHJJ)



And stop calling me Shirley.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 06:22 PM (tjClK)

180 "Supposedly -- allegedly -- the Fantastic Four is supposed to be okay. Some say it's mid or meh, but that's an improvement over the most recent fare."

Saw it and liked it. Wasn't the greatest movie ever, but much MUCH better than I expected, and better than Disney has done in years.

Silver surfer being a chick -annoying, but it kinda sorta made sense in the story. Galactus wants Franklin Ricards in exchange for sparing the Earth. The female silver surfer made the same deal to save her child and planet. The idea was to have the two situations parallel.

Loved the retro future stuff. Casting was good to great.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 07, 2025 06:23 PM (D1vbu)

181 Airplane II > Anything starring Will Ferrell
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Concur!!!
Posted by: Crusader at August 07, 2025 06:21 PM (TN0g+)
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Put me down for a strong disagree.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 06:23 PM (krQz2)

182 And stop calling me Shirley.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 06:22 PM (tjClK)
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Linda work okay? Betty?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 07, 2025 06:23 PM (tT6L1)

183 178 Mark, Pitch Meeting?

Disparu is railing on it for other thirty minutes. I have learned a new obscure British term.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2025 06:22 PM (9jHJJ)

yeah, youtube series mocking the 'pitches' for various movies. It's pretty good. Ryan George is Canadian but his stuff is mostly apolitical.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 07, 2025 06:24 PM (xcxpd)

184 3 Why settle? She had literally a winning case IMO.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 07, 2025 05:45 PM (0N4FZ)

Legally it seems like the right move. Damages would be hard to prove (did she lose money because she was publicly fired or does she not get new gigs because shes a bad actress? What expert witness could possibly testify to this?) and also - political views are not a protected class. So what is her legal basis for a lawsuit in the first place?

And you never know what judge or jury youll end up with even if you have a rock solid case (which I dont think she does.)

This was always about politics / PR.

Settling for presumably good money and an agreement to unblack ball her seems like a smart move.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 07, 2025 06:24 PM (5wjeW)

185 Obligatory: The Vampires of Michigan! Non-stop gun-heavy violence and sex. And vampires. So many vampires.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2025 06:24 PM (ZOv7s)

186 You're undermining my resolve to see it.

Would it make a good drinking game?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2025 06:22 PM (ZOv7s)

You could drink every time you see Lily Depp's fivehead on screen. You'll die of alcohol poisoning mid way through, but it will be worth it.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 07, 2025 06:24 PM (CzMNg)

187
Leslie Nielsen had Naked Gun, Nakend Gun 2, Naked Gun 33 1/3, so what is this Liam Neesom one called?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2025 06:15 PM (9jHJJ)



I dunno, but if they don't have a Taken 3 joke where Neeson gets 100 cuts from the editor to make it exciting to watch him fill out an arrest form.... then the filmmakers are pussies.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 07, 2025 06:24 PM (y9nCu)

188 We're gonna have to disinvite Gina Carano from the TX MoMe ... and settle for Trump, Musk, and Justine Bateman.

Posted by: ShainS at August 07, 2025 06:24 PM (b+uK7)

189 98 These are the same people who think we need one more iteration of Communism to get it working right.

We do need to move beyond the base origin tales.

Posted by: Eric2 at August 07, 2025 06:25 PM (aYBMr)

190 There's a goldmine in the WH40k franchise but Hollywood can't wokeify it without fans flying into a murderous rage.

Posted by: Halfhand at August 07, 2025 06:25 PM (hT07Z)

191
What the....?

Kevin James & Christina Ricci in a mob-comedy movie...

Guns Up

https://is.gd/kucEPs

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 07, 2025 06:25 PM (Xhg9g)

192 "I don't know where I'll be then, Doc," he said, "but I won't smell too good, that's for sure."

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 06:25 PM (krQz2)

193 It's been awhile but I do remember reading some of the Dark Phoenix storyline in the comics back in the day.


It was spread out over a few different issues and titles, if I recall correctly.

I liked it.

It's a shame they haven't been able to translate it to the screen effectively because it's a good story overall.

The story lends itself to a longer format, so Marvel should've tried making a series or limited series out of it and it might have worked better.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2025 06:25 PM (6ydKt)

194
What the hell is a MAN doing with a Bobby pin?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 06:21 PM (zZu0s)



We'll need to blow Rock.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 06:25 PM (tjClK)

195 You could drink every time you see Lily Depp's fivehead on screen. You'll die of alcohol poisoning mid way through, but it will be worth it.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 07, 2025 06:24 PM (CzMNg)
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Maybe stick to beer?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2025 06:26 PM (ZOv7s)

196 War Hammer 40K people are already in a murderous mood, how much worse can it get?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2025 06:26 PM (9jHJJ)

197 There's a goldmine in the WH40k franchise but Hollywood can't wokeify it without fans flying into a murderous rage.

Posted by: Halfhand at August 07, 2025 06:25 PM (hT07Z)
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Henry Cavil, an ardent 40K player, has the rights to it and is developing something. Last I heard.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 06:26 PM (krQz2)

198 "She analogized the modern left to the Nazis."... in fact, no mention of left, right, Democrats or Republicans were mentioned in her infamous meme repost. The left saw a historic photo of future Hitler-youth violently assaulting innocent people in the streets and voluntarily self-identified as them.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at August 07, 2025 06:27 PM (JuaQi)

199 Thing is, "Death of Stalin" really came across like there might be more than just a bit of truth in it. Peak mockumentary.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 07, 2025 06:16 PM (tT6L1)
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It's pretty dead-on, but also hilarious.

"Well boys, pick your dates!"
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2025 06:18 PM (ZOv7s)

I'll take the tall blonde

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 07, 2025 06:27 PM (xcxpd)

200 195 You could drink every time you see Lily Depp's fivehead on screen. You'll die of alcohol poisoning mid way through, but it will be worth it.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 07, 2025 06:24 PM (CzMNg)
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Maybe stick to beer?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2025 06:26 PM (ZOv7s)

Yes, but then you lose the benefit of being dead and not having to suffer through the second half.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 07, 2025 06:27 PM (CzMNg)

201 Critical Drinker recommends Nosferatu -
https://youtu.be/HFfc2x_DGBg

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 07, 2025 06:27 PM (Dv3i1)

202 We'll need to blow Rock.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 06:25 PM (tjClK)

No one has to know! No one has to know you're impotent! *realizes, snaps fingers*

Sonny: DONT YOU SAY THAT!!!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 06:27 PM (zZu0s)

203 Gina, go on, take the money and run.

Posted by: Steve Miller, Esq. at August 07, 2025 06:28 PM (wVcYX)

204 @90

>>There's a goldmine in the WH40k franchise but Hollywood can't wokeify it without fans flying into a murderous rage.

The problem is going to be 99pct CGI and it's going to look like shit, if you do it practically and make it atmospheric and noir like the first Blade Runner, then you would have something.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2025 06:28 PM (OTint)

205 Kevin James & Christina Ricci in a mob-comedy movie...

Guns Up

https://is.gd/kucEPs
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 07, 2025 06:25 PM (Xhg9g)
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That looks like fun.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 07, 2025 06:28 PM (tT6L1)

206 You're undermining my resolve to see it.

Would it make a good drinking game?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2025 06:22 PM (ZOv7s)


If you know the story, you'll be bored.

I was looking at my watch before the end.

And I'm sorry, but chest-sucking, slurpy Orloc
was like something out of Dracula: Dead and Loving it with that.

Pretty looking film but the was about it.

So far Eggers is one out of four for me.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 07, 2025 06:28 PM (iJfKG)

207 Will they ever remake A Boy and His Dog?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2025 06:28 PM (9jHJJ)

208 Nothing against the people that are always saying "Discovery is a bitch" because i've yet to see discovery being a bitch. If discovery is going to be a bitch, the payoff comes in and DISCOVERY IS NOT A BITCH.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 07, 2025 06:28 PM (17s+e)

209 I'll take the tall blonde
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 07, 2025 06:27 PM (xcxpd)
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I mean, he's offering Kalashnikovs, but okay.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2025 06:28 PM (ZOv7s)

210 The FF movie was great in the sense that I expected it to be terrible, and it wasn't.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 07, 2025 06:29 PM (D1vbu)

211 He doesn't appear like Gary Oldman in the 90s Dracula, a frail old man, weird but harmless.

Posted by: ace at August 07, 2025 05:59 PM (KRtlO)
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With a butt for head.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 06:29 PM (krQz2)

212 The problem is going to be 99pct CGI and it's going to look like shit, if you do it practically and make it atmospheric and noir like the first Blade Runner, then you would have something.

Looking forward to see what Cavill comes up with.

Posted by: Halfhand at August 07, 2025 06:30 PM (hT07Z)

213 The FF movie was great in the sense that I expected it to be terrible, and it wasn't.
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 07, 2025 06:29 PM (D1vbu)



Reminds one of that silly ad campaign where they run around singing "It doesn't suck!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 06:30 PM (tjClK)

214 Will they ever remake A Boy and His Dog?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2025 06:28 PM (9jHJJ)
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I saw it on VHS when Don Johnson was at the peak of his Miami Vice fame, and him hooked up the semen extractor was hilarious and disturbing.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2025 06:30 PM (ZOv7s)

215
There's a goldmine in the WH40k franchise but Hollywood can't wokeify it without fans flying into a murderous rage.




Modern Hollywood would cock up the Death Corps of Krieg

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 07, 2025 06:31 PM (y9nCu)

216 13 Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2025 05:47 PM (ZOv7s)

I agree. She probably got near to what she was asking. Disney lost the dismissal (the hail Mary pass). They really didn't want to go through discovery. What little reputation they have would have been lost.
Based on the Disney announcement, they have to look like they are playing nice.

Since this was a California court case, she would have trial risk given general political leanings of a potential jury and judicial system.

Good call Lloyd

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at August 07, 2025 06:32 PM (w3u3d)

217 There's a goldmine in the WH40k franchise but Hollywood can't wokeify it without fans flying into a murderous rage.

Posted by: Halfhand at August 07, 2025 06:25 PM (hT07Z)

Same with many other games. The setting and backdrop is there. All you need is a few good character and plot writers, and you could make bank, I believe. But there is no talent in Hollywood anymore.

One episode of Twilight Zone has more talent on display than most anything out in the last ten years.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 06:32 PM (i24o9)

218 I do not think Hollywood would ever be able to 'get' 40k. It is brutal, grimdark and pure in that way. It does not give a fuck for your feelings.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 06:32 PM (zZu0s)

219 There appears to have been a shitload of superhero movies I never heard about in the last few years.

Probably because the Redbox that used to be near the front entrance of stores I go to is no longer there. I'd stop and see what's new weekly and rent a couple even if they were crappy.

Not going to pay $5 a month (or whatever) for some studios streaming service for a bunch of shit I never heard of and I am not going further out of my way to see what the new movies are than glancing at a Redbox that happens to be where I have to go anyway.

But I rented movies then. Haven't rented a single movie since Redbox collapsed.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 07, 2025 06:32 PM (/lPRQ)

220 Modern Hollywood would cock up the Death Corps of Krieg
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 07, 2025 06:31 PM (y9nCu)
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In fairness, modern Hollywood cocks up all it can.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 06:32 PM (krQz2)

221 Leslie Nielsen had Naked Gun, Nakend Gun 2, Naked Gun 33 1/3, so what is this Liam Neesom one called?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2025 06:15 PM (9jHJJ)

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Naked Sheath: Rob Roy 2

Posted by: ShainS at August 07, 2025 06:33 PM (UKwZO)

222 I'm not kidding about how bad the "new" Nosferatu is. Lily Depp cannot act, which is a problem, because she is omnipresent. Ace isn't kidding when he says Orlok is a a preposterous, uncharismatic monster. He makes the original version of Orlok, or even Herzog's Orlok seem like a sex machine. It's laughable. Like a medieval hobo vampire. It's so slow you'll hear your aging. It's filmed so that everything is dark and dim. And decides to introduce cuckoldry in the most explicit, gross way (other than just having a 20 minute scene of Depp being gangbanged by BBC ghouls). Eggers needs a fucking time out.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 07, 2025 06:33 PM (CzMNg)

223 Will they ever remake A Boy and His Dog?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2025 06:28 PM (9jHJJ)
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I saw it on VHS when Don Johnson was at the peak of his Miami Vice fame, and him hooked up the semen extractor was hilarious and disturbing.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2025 06:30 PM (ZOv7s)

I'd rather just rewatch the original.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 06:34 PM (i24o9)

224 Funny story about Kevin James in "Here Comes the Boom."

The scene where he picks up the bad guy? Joe Rogan talks about it. Evidently, Kevin said something along the lines of, "Hold on a minute," and proceeds to pick up the guy playing his opponent more than once, before they put the lifting rig or whatever it was on the actor.

From what I remember, James said something like, "I just wanted you to know I could actually do it."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 07, 2025 06:34 PM (tT6L1)

225 @218

>>It is brutal, grimdark and pure in that way. It does not give a fuck for your feelings.

It's a perpetual Red Wedding.

It more suited to a mini-series than a film.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2025 06:34 PM (OTint)

226 I like Gary Oldman because he's an actor,not a brand.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 07, 2025 06:34 PM (wBaIH)

227 "207 Will they ever remake A Boy and His Dog?"
-yes, but it will be "A Differently Abled Person of Color and Size and Their/Them Dog.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at August 07, 2025 06:34 PM (JuaQi)

228 I'd rather just rewatch the original.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 06:34 PM (i24o9)
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Double feature with Zardoz.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 06:35 PM (krQz2)

229 As for "just complain" -- this isn't "just complaining." GFY with trivializing this. This is a company that is at war with everything good and decent and while I'm not good and decent myself, I'm at war with them.

>>>>

Jesus, Ace. Calm down. Nobody said you owe them your money or that the movie will make your life better. Is that why you go to the f*cking movies? I said it's a great movie with a positive message, which it is.

What movie do you consider "real art"? Lay it on us. I guarantee you it was likely made by someone who would hate you, or you would hate. Remember Top Gun: Maverick, a nostalgia-fueled Star Wars ripoff with a DEI cast (a young latina woman ace fighter pilot? Sure) starring a literal cult member? Conservatives were allowed to like that one. I guess we can forget about Tom Cruise's Scientology nuttiness as long as he doesn't mention it in his movies. Like TG:M, Fantastic Four is an extremely well-made movie without a hint of wokeness unless you're really looking for it.

Posted by: Jim at August 07, 2025 06:35 PM (D7MKZ)

230 Are movie theaters still a thing ?

Posted by: jsg at August 07, 2025 06:35 PM (q/iLt)

231 Double feature with Zardoz.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 06:35 PM (krQz2)

That's one I need to watch.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 06:35 PM (i24o9)

232 I have watched the original Nosferato on Halloween maybe last 4 years

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2025 06:35 PM (+qU29)

233 GKIDS is still promising to release to theaters Mamoru Oshii's Angel's Egg restored from 35mm original to 4K with Dolby Atmos sound but still not listing a date.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2025 06:36 PM (9jHJJ)

234 How about "A Girl And Her Pussy"?

Posted by: Mrs Slocumbe at August 07, 2025 06:37 PM (vFG9F)

235 I cannot imagine a remake of A Boy and His Dog, not a faithful one anyway. Way too rapey for contemporary sensibilities.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 07, 2025 06:37 PM (CzMNg)

236 I like Gary Oldman because he's an actor,not a brand.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 07, 2025 06:34 PM (wBaIH)
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I forgot what actor was talking about this, but in acting school people regularly rip off Oldman for a scene.

He was doing a scene with a guy partner, and he said "Hey, you're doing Oldman, aren't you?" And it was funny because he was kind of doing Oldman from State of Grace.

He's a phenomenal actor.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 06:37 PM (krQz2)

237 The movie theater here was a AMC chain but not anymore, movies are a bit cheaper now. Took my sister to F-1 movie couple weeks ago

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2025 06:37 PM (+qU29)

238 How about "A Girl And Her Pussy"?
Posted by: Mrs Slocumbe at August 07, 2025 06:37 PM (vFG9F)
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"Are you free, Captain Peacock?"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 07, 2025 06:38 PM (tT6L1)

239 203 Gina, go on, take the money and run.

Daily Mail said they were asking punitive damages of 75K from Disney. That can't be right, can it?

Posted by: beckster at August 07, 2025 06:38 PM (NLtte)

240
speaking of AMC...

I hear they are now airing ads.
What's the point of watching it, then?

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 07, 2025 06:39 PM (Xhg9g)

241 It's a perpetual Red Wedding.

It more suited to a mini-series than a film.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2025 06:34 PM (OTint)
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The Riddick series is almost unrelentingly dark. It's somewhat off-putting, but it is one of my favorite series concepts in SF.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 06:39 PM (krQz2)

242 5. Rizz (not sure what to make of this sound a toddler makes when they see a bee, but haven't mastered buzz)
Posted by: Orson

Cha-riz-ma.
Posted by: Axeman


So kids are making slang terms by using the middle part of a word, instead of the first or last part?

That's "io."

Posted by: pronounced "ee-oh" at August 07, 2025 06:40 PM (DgGvY)

243 The Riddick series is almost unrelentingly dark. It's somewhat off-putting, but it is one of my favorite series concepts in SF.
Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 06:39 PM (krQz2)

It has a lot of humor to offset the grimness.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 07, 2025 06:41 PM (CzMNg)

244
Stiffler has a new movie coming out:

https://is.gd/dldGcl

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 07, 2025 06:42 PM (Xhg9g)

245 So kids are making slang terms by using the middle part of a word, instead of the first or last part?
____

Well, that takes the biscuit. They've lost the plot. I'm gutted.

Posted by: Chuck Martel in England at August 07, 2025 06:43 PM (Dv3i1)

246 Ruh-roh. US offers $50 million reward leading to the arrest of Maduro. Something about using cartels to run drugs into the USA.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 07, 2025 06:43 PM (9vYpt)

247 My God, CBS News is horrific.
The first five minutes were spent plugging Eli Lilly's weight loss glp-1 pill being tested in trials.

They didn't mention some disappointing trial results, and the fact that the stock dropped 14%< more than 100 points today.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 07, 2025 06:43 PM (rM5bF)

248 There's a goldmine in the WH40k franchise but Hollywood can't wokeify it without fans flying into a murderous rage.

Modern Hollywood would cock up the Death Corps of Krieg
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
_________

I don't know the first thing about WH40k, but have watched many of the Death Corps of Krieg videos on youtube. I'd pay to see an animated full movie version of that.

https://tinyurl.com/bdze4fvf

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 07, 2025 06:43 PM (XvL8K)

249 She just wants to work again.

Posted by: eleven at August 07, 2025 06:43 PM (fV+MH)

250 Riddick was a remake of Flash Gordon

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 07, 2025 06:44 PM (/lPRQ)

251
I am so sick of the lame Hollywood wise-cracks in every movie.

I hate James Gunn. I hate the stupid jokes. I hate The Office style banter. It's not funny.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 07, 2025 06:44 PM (Xhg9g)

252 The Riddick series is almost unrelentingly dark. It's somewhat off-putting, but it is one of my favorite series concepts in SF.
Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 06:39 PM (krQz2)

It has a lot of humor to offset the grimness.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 07, 2025 06:41 PM (CzMNg)
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Yeah, there is some, I guess.

I could have watched more movies in that series.

The execution wasn't always there, but the stories were intriguing.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 06:44 PM (krQz2)

253 That's "io."
Posted by: pronounced "ee-oh" at August 07, 2025 06:40 PM (DgGvY)

Tarded.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 06:44 PM (zZu0s)

254 I am so sick of the lame Hollywood wise-cracks in every movie.

I hate James Gunn. I hate the stupid jokes. I hate The Office style banter. It's not funny.

>>>>

I have zero interest in Superman exactly for this reason.

Posted by: Jim at August 07, 2025 06:45 PM (D7MKZ)

255 Pitch Black is good. The rest, not so much.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 06:45 PM (zZu0s)

256
/rant on
abc disinformation network evening news interviews several troops that stopped the shooter at Ft. Stewart. One E5, has a damned shaving profile. I hate that lame ass non shaving shit. Either shave your fucking face or get chaptered out because a damned gas mask won't seal and you're a combat soldier.

Worse, the fucking ragbag piece of shit was wearing a combat patch from my old unit, 11th Air Defense Artillery Brigade. Ft. Stewart equals commo, commo troop wth 11th bde patch equals 31m uhf radio operator.

\rant off

How all y'all doing?

Posted by: BifBewalski - at August 07, 2025 06:45 PM (QcUc+)

257 So, is Howard Stern's "Fartman" in the DC Comics or Marvel Comics universe?

Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2025 06:46 PM (dIske)

258
Every movie today has to be loaded with the Deadpool style humor.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 07, 2025 06:46 PM (Xhg9g)

259 Riddick was a remake of Flash Gordon
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 07, 2025 06:44 PM (/lPRQ)

Needs more Brian Blessed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 06:46 PM (zZu0s)

260 Ruh-roh. US offers $50 million reward leading to the arrest of Maduro. Something about using cartels to run drugs into the USA.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions.
===

Can you still collect if he dies resisting arrest?

Yeah, we gonna stun him with a tap to the head with a 338 lapua and sort of died...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 07, 2025 06:46 PM (/lPRQ)

261 Riddick was a remake of Flash Gordon

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 07, 2025 06:44 PM (/lPRQ)
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You sure?

Who was Ming?
Where there Bird People?
Riddick's a nearly ruthless killer, with his own sense of morality tempered with his own survival.

Also his special race doesn't match with FG.

But I don't know a whole lot about FG, for that matter.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 06:47 PM (krQz2)

262 Posted by: BifBewalski - at August 07, 2025 06:45 PM (QcUc+)

______________________

I'm kind of unclear how this guy held onto his sergeant stripes after getting a DWI. Didn't that used to get you reduced in rank if not dishonorably discharged?

Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2025 06:48 PM (dIske)

263 Ruh-roh. US offers $50 million reward leading to the arrest of Maduro. Something about using cartels to run drugs into the USA.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions.

Roadtrip anyone?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 06:48 PM (i24o9)

264 Yeah, we gonna stun him with a tap to the head with a 338 lapua and sort of died...
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 07, 2025 06:46 PM (/lPRQ)

He was alive when we put him in the cooler, honest!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 06:48 PM (zZu0s)

265 What movie do you consider "real art"?

Debbie does Dallas

Anime.... Lewdfroggo's Rule 34

Posted by: BifBewalski - at August 07, 2025 06:48 PM (QcUc+)

266 I watched one of the Riddick movies at the request of a coworker.

It was so good I never watched another one and didn't finish that one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 06:49 PM (tjClK)

267 That's "io."
Posted by: pronounced "ee-oh" at August 07, 2025 06:40 PM (DgGvY)

Tarded.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 06:44 PM (zZu0s)

*side eyes*

Posted by: Topher Grace at August 07, 2025 06:50 PM (wVcYX)

268 Ming was the Unholy Halfdead whatever guy with his army tearing ass through the universe conquering all they meet and bsorbing their remnants.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 07, 2025 06:50 PM (/lPRQ)

269 ______________________

I'm kind of unclear how this guy held onto his sergeant stripes after getting a DWI. Didn't that used to get you reduced in rank if not dishonorably discharged?

Posted by: Orson

And a month's worth of being the First Sergeant's new bitch.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at August 07, 2025 06:51 PM (QcUc+)

270 conquering all they meet and bsorbing their remnants.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 07, 2025 06:50 PM (/lPRQ)

So, Borg?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 07, 2025 06:51 PM (rM5bF)

271 The “wokeness” in FF is making the story revolve around Invisible Girl to the detriment of the other characters as well as gender swapping Silver Surfer. The “wokeness” is castrating Reed Richards by casting Pudgy Mustache, and making him subordinate to Sue, who is clearly the leader of the group, while Reed is just there to write on the chalkboard.

Posted by: Open Channel D at August 07, 2025 06:51 PM (BWIfi)

272 I'm kind of unclear how this guy held onto his sergeant stripes after getting a DWI. Didn't that used to get you reduced in rank if not dishonorably discharged?

Posted by: Orson



DWI's in Okinawa would get you a quick trip home with discharge papers, so I've been told.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 06:52 PM (tjClK)

273
I'm kind of unclear how this guy held onto his sergeant stripes after getting a DWI. Didn't that used to get you reduced in rank if not dishonorably discharged?

Posted by: Orson
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First news blurb I heard said the Army did not know about it, it was recent too.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 07, 2025 06:52 PM (/lPRQ)

274 What movie do you consider "real art"?
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Man for All Seasons
Fabulous Baker Boys (one of my *top*)
Fight Club
Amélie
Unbreakable (But you have to appreciate deconstructive irony)
Adaptation (and not so much Being John Malkovich)

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 06:52 PM (krQz2)

275 More bad legal news. The punk that was "facing years in prison" for violently attacking pro-life protesters is getting off with a year of house arrest.

The purpose of the criminal justice system is to protect the power structure.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 07, 2025 06:53 PM (qTttR)

276 That might have been what pushed him over, the DWI. Or he was about to lose his shaving waiver.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2025 06:53 PM (9jHJJ)

277 Adaptation (and not so much Being John Malkovich)
Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 06:52 PM (krQz2)



Have a friend that was sitting at a bar when Malkovich came in and sat at the bar. I told him to ask what it was like being John Malkovich.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 06:54 PM (tjClK)

278 Real art?
Last Tango in Paris.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 07, 2025 06:54 PM (wBaIH)

279 So, Borg?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

Story as old as Romeo and Juliet, which traces back to Alexander the Greats relationship with the young aid he killed in a drunken fit.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 07, 2025 06:54 PM (/lPRQ)

280 First news blurb I heard said the Army did not know about it, it was recent too.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 07, 2025 06:52 PM (/lPRQ)
___________________________

That might be the catalyst that sent him off the deep end right there. Maybe it was just becoming public knowledge in a round about way.

Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2025 06:54 PM (dIske)

281
Story as old as Romeo and Juliet, which traces back to Alexander the Greats relationship with the young aid he killed in a drunken fit.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 07, 2025 06:54 PM (/lPRQ)



What? No....that shit never happens.

Posted by: Joe Scarborough at August 07, 2025 06:55 PM (tjClK)

282 First news blurb I heard said the Army did not know about it, it was recent too.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

20 qquatloos says they knew, posts are fully integrated into the local police blotter. This rat fuck shooter was playing the race card successfully enough to avoid the dwi punishment he should have gotten. Which was Orson's point I believe. It IS racism that he wasn't busted. Sp4 Cornfed Flyover would have been busted while he was still buzzed.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at August 07, 2025 06:55 PM (QcUc+)

283 That might have been what pushed him over, the DWI. Or he was about to lose his shaving waiver.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2025 06:53 PM (9jHJJ)

It might have been the snakes on the plain.

Posted by: Samuel L Jackson at August 07, 2025 06:55 PM (wVcYX)

284 That might be the catalyst that sent him off the deep end right there. Maybe it was just becoming public knowledge in a round about way.

Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2025 06:54 PM (dIske)

That, and the racism.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 06:55 PM (i24o9)

285 Ming was the Unholy Halfdead whatever guy with his army tearing ass through the universe conquering all they meet and bsorbing their remnants.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 07, 2025 06:50 PM (/lPRQ)
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The Necromongers?

That had much more a religion feel to it.

Again, as I don't know much about FG, except one film I sat through, I don't think the Necros match Ming.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 06:56 PM (krQz2)

286 Because only GIRLPOWER can stop Galactus, while the other three characters only annoy him.

Posted by: Open Channel D at August 07, 2025 06:57 PM (BWIfi)

287 Everybody hitting 'refresh' like lab rats trying to get their next crack treat?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 07, 2025 06:58 PM (/lPRQ)

288 Real art?

Ernest Goes Ham!

The only movie in the franchise where Jim Varney did not play Ernest. I believe George Lazenby did.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 07, 2025 06:58 PM (CzMNg)

289 Because only GIRLPOWER can stop Galactus, while the other three characters only annoy him.
Posted by: Open Channel D at August 07, 2025 06:57 PM (BWIfi)

You know who is annoying? Crusher's kid.

Posted by: Captain Picard at August 07, 2025 06:58 PM (wVcYX)

290 1. I might get in trouble for a DWI.

2. I know! I'll go on a killing rampage and shoot up the base!

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 06:58 PM (krQz2)

291 People are flocking to DC to get a whiff of the unspeakably foul-smelling "corpse flower"

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She prefers to be called Former Speaker of the House.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 07, 2025 06:58 PM (L/fGl)

292 I am humbled and grateful to God for His love and grace in this outcome.


Moral to this story:

God'll get ya paid......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 06:59 PM (tjClK)

293 Man for All Seasons
Fabulous Baker Boys (one of my *top*)
Fight Club
Amélie
Unbreakable (But you have to appreciate deconstructive irony)
Adaptation (and not so much Being John Malkovich)

>>>>

Were all those made by hardcore traditional conservatives? The only one I've seen, Fight Club, stars Brad Pitt - a guy with a bunch of "trans" kids.

Posted by: Jim at August 07, 2025 06:59 PM (D7MKZ)

294 Hey, comic book question for all you folks that should go outside once in a while.

How exactly is the antagonist in the Fantastic Four movie only the size of the Woolworth's Building, but known as the planet devourer? Does he not chew his food?

Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2025 06:59 PM (dIske)

295 Musk should have done the Hulk Hogan/Gawker thing and backed her suit only on condition that she took it to trial.

Posted by: Socratease at August 07, 2025 07:00 PM (YgfoU)

296 Were all those made by hardcore traditional conservatives? The only one I've seen, Fight Club, stars Brad Pitt - a guy with a bunch of "trans" kids.

Posted by: Jim at August 07, 2025 06:59 PM (D7MKZ)
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I doubt any of them were. ¯\_(ツ_/¯

Pitt is just an actor in them. Fincher made the movie what it is.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 07:00 PM (krQz2)

297 Ernest Goes Ham!

The only movie in the franchise where Jim Varney did not play Ernest. I believe George Lazenby did.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 07, 2025 06:58 PM (CzMNg)



That's like Motley Crüe firing Vince Neal, bringing in another guy and making a new album sounding NOTHING like Motley Crüe, but still calling yourself Motley Crüe.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 07:01 PM (tjClK)

298 Feels to me like Elon, in a continuation of his tantrum, told Carano he wasn't going to fund it any more and she needed to settle, so that's what she did.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at August 07, 2025 07:01 PM (lCHt6)

299 I'd classify Baby Driver of a few years ago, a high quality film, too.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 07:02 PM (krQz2)

300


It's weird that they continue to roll out superhero movies.

That's some Commie shit.

The USSR loved their Superhero movies.


Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at August 07, 2025 07:03 PM (et1vG)

301 Ace isn't kidding when he says Orlok is a a preposterous, uncharismatic monster. He makes the original version of Orlok, or even Herzog's Orlok seem like a sex machine. It's laughable. Like a medieval hobo vampire.

Well wait Hobo with a shotgun streams via TUBI.
I'm thinking Medieval Hobo Vampire has promise!

- Giovanni Pucci last production Fritz the Cat Cousin Pet the Pussy

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 07:03 PM (VPPG8)

302 Galactus’ size is variable in the comics. Galactus is the only character faithfully realized in the new movie.

There is a reason why several a-list actors turned down the role of Reed, and Marvel had to go with Pudgy Mustache.

Posted by: Open Channel D at August 07, 2025 07:04 PM (BWIfi)

303 The Justice System is to filled with Leftists and Commisar Judges, criminals are on the protected class

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2025 07:04 PM (+qU29)

304 Disney's gross profit for 2024 was up 10% to 33 billion
True capitalists are not interested in politics, only profits and shareholder value.

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at August 07, 2025 07:04 PM (0Dg+l)

305 Feels to me like Elon, in a continuation of his tantrum, told Carano he wasn't going to fund it any more and she needed to settle, so that's what she did.
Posted by: DudeAbiding

Gina Carano @ginacarano
I have come to an agreement with Disney/Lucasfilm @disney @Lucasfilm which I believe is the best outcome for all parties involved. I hope this brings some healing to the force.
I want to extend my deepest most heartfelt gratitude to Elon Musk, @elonmusk a man I’ve never met . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 07, 2025 07:04 PM (L/fGl)

306 If we're only going to see movies made by hardcore conservatives from the 1930's till now we're going to miss out on a whole lot of movies.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2025 07:04 PM (2GCMq)

307 Oh! Loved Breaker Morant.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 07:04 PM (krQz2)

308 That's like Motley Crüe firing Vince Neal, bringing in another guy and making a new album sounding NOTHING like Motley Crüe, but still calling yourself Motley Crüe.
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Judas Priest did the same thing with Ripper Owens on vocals.

Posted by: Crusader at August 07, 2025 07:05 PM (TN0g+)

309 Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at August 07, 2025 07:04 PM (0Dg+l)


Don't you have yummy shitpebbles to eat?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 07:05 PM (tjClK)

310
Judas Priest did the same thing with Ripper Owens on vocals.
Posted by: Crusader at August 07, 2025 07:05 PM (TN0g+)



The Crüe album wasn't bad. It just wasn't Crüe.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 07:06 PM (tjClK)

311 If we're only going to see movies made by hardcore conservatives from the 1930's till now we're going to miss out on a whole lot of movies.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2025 07:04 PM (2GCMq)
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Well, if that's your choice, that's your choice.

Right now, I'm missing out on a whole lot of movies, because interest in them is few and far between.

One of the last movies I saw in a theater before Covid was Guy Ritchie's The Gentlemen. Great movie. And I thought I couldn't wait to go back, but I really just haven't.

I pay theater prices to see the Chosen episodes. And that's about it. I'll accompany my son to something he really wants to see.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 07:07 PM (krQz2)

312 Has anyone mentioned Superman signed up to be an ICE agent? For realsies...

Former ‘Superman’ Actor Dean Cain Says He’s Joining ICE: “This Is the Right Thing”

https://tinyurl.com/3pfzs5xj

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 07:08 PM (VPPG8)

313 Former ‘Superman’ Actor Dean Cain Says He’s Joining ICE: “This Is the Right Thing”

https://tinyurl.com/3pfzs5xj
Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 07:08 PM



Maybe he's low on cash and needs that $50k bonus.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 07:09 PM (tjClK)

314 Real art?
Last Tango in Paris.
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And the original "Point Break".

Posted by: Crusader at August 07, 2025 07:09 PM (TN0g+)

315 There is a reason why several a-list actors turned down the role of Reed, and Marvel had to go with Pudgy Mustache.
Posted by: Open Channel D at August 07, 2025 07:04 PM (BWIfi)
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I thought Krasinski was being groomed to play that role, but I guess that was only in GRRRRL Power -- and Dr. Strange Shows Up.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 07:09 PM (krQz2)

316 Oh! Loved Breaker Morant.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 07:04 PM (krQz2)

I did, too. I'd like to see more movies about the Boer War, not just some military courtroom drama with that as the backdrop.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 07:09 PM (i24o9)

317 >>>Real art?

Stripes.

Blade Runner.

Alien and Aliens.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 07:10 PM (i24o9)

318 And the original "Point Break".
Posted by: Crusader at August 07, 2025 07:09 PM (TN0g+)
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Love that movie as an action movie.

Wasn't that Cameron's ex?

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 07:10 PM (krQz2)

319 Jim from the Office was the fan casting favorite for Reed Richards.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 07:11 PM (zZu0s)

320 Cafe

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 07:11 PM (3ek7K)

321 Nood

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 07:11 PM (i24o9)

322 I have zero interest in Superman exactly for this reason.

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I PROMISE you that its good! Go see it in a theater so you can enjoy the huge screen--its worth it!

I don't know why Gunn couldn't shut his damn mouth, but I promise you none of his stupidity made it into the film.

Posted by: Crusader at August 07, 2025 07:11 PM (TN0g+)

323 John Wick is some of the best silent minimal character work ever done.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 07:12 PM (zZu0s)

324 Uh oh.

Ghostbusters.net@GhostbustersNet
Gozer the Gozerian was one of the first mainstream transgender characters to grace the silver screen.

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Don't cross dress the streams!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 07, 2025 07:12 PM (L/fGl)

325 Oh! Loved Breaker Morant.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 07:04 PM (krQz2)

I did, too. I'd like to see more movies about the Boer War, not just some military courtroom drama with that as the backdrop.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 07:09 PM (i24o9)
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Woodward has a couple of movies that just have stuck in my head.

And I've liked a few things Beresford has done. (He's probably most famous for Driving Mrs. Daisy).

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 07:13 PM (krQz2)

326 Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 07:07 PM (krQz2

My point was not to you, ( sorry) but to the other guy who evidently didn't know about " A Man for all seasons" its one of my favorite films. I don't know the politics of the director or producer. Great film There are tons of movie I haven't seen, but iIm not going to worry about whether AMFAS done in 1966 was by a non conservative director

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2025 07:14 PM (2GCMq)

327 Just for shits and giggles... Um ok after Trumps military parade in down town DC and his B-52 flyover in Iran coupled with dispatching two nuclear subs to Russian water THIS:

Kremlin aide Yuri Ushakov tells reporters––

"There was an offer from the American side which the Russian side deems acceptable."

https://tinyurl.com/y9zp58rs

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 07:16 PM (VPPG8)

328 I doubt any of them were. ¯\_(ツ_/¯

Pitt is just an actor in them. Fincher made the movie what it is.

>>>>

Fincher donated to Democrat candidates. But who cares, right? If a movie is good, that's why we watch. We don't watch to be validated.

Posted by: Jim at August 07, 2025 07:18 PM (D7MKZ)

329 I PROMISE you that its good! Go see it in a theater so you can enjoy the huge screen--its worth it!

I don't know why Gunn couldn't shut his damn mouth, but I promise you none of his stupidity made it into the film.

>>>

I don't think it's woke at all. But I didn't like Guardians of The Galaxy 2 and REALLY didn't like Suicide Squad.

Posted by: Jim at August 07, 2025 07:25 PM (D7MKZ)

330 Superman was a good adaptation of the character from the comics of the 70s and early 80s.

Fantastic Four is not in any way a good adaptation of the original Stan Lee and Jack Kirby comics.

Posted by: Open Channel D at August 07, 2025 07:30 PM (tgTrV)

331 If we're only going to see movies made by hardcore conservatives from the 1930's till now we're going to miss out on a whole lot of movies.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2025 07:04 PM (2GCMq)

>>>>

Yup. Hollywood has been crazy liberal forever. It's only in the last 20 years or so that they started shamelessly forcing their politics into their blockbusters. We can't change their personal politics, but we can financially force them to return to making good movies that don't shove their gay bullshit down our throats.

Posted by: Jim at August 07, 2025 07:30 PM (D7MKZ)

332 >>>Real art?

Stripes.

Blade Runner.

Alien and Aliens.

>>>

Aliens may be my favorite movie and James Cameron is my favorite director. But he seems like an asshole who I wouldn't want to hang out with. I still think he's a genius.

Posted by: Jim at August 07, 2025 07:33 PM (D7MKZ)

333 The problem here is that without public punishment, the deterrent effect of punishment, is moot.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2025 05:54 PM (mP0Kj)
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You don't think losing money is a deterrent?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2025 05:55 PM (ZOv7s)

Not to the administrators at Disney. The facts show that blaming fans keeps them from getting fired. For now, but they have been burning money for 10 years at least.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 07:43 PM (8avO+)

334 Oh! Loved Breaker Morant.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 07:04 PM (krQz2)

I did, too. I'd like to see more movies about the Boer War, not just some military courtroom drama with that as the backdrop.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 07:09 PM (i24o9)
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Woodward has a couple of movies that just have stuck in my head.

And I've liked a few things Beresford has done. (He's probably most famous for Driving Mrs. Daisy).
Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 07:13 PM (krQz2)

You'd think Churchills adventures there (going as correspondent (I think) getting captured, escaping and making it out to the English lines would be cool.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 07:46 PM (8avO+)

335 Feels to me like Elon, in a continuation of his tantrum, told Carano he wasn't going to fund it any more and she needed to settle, so that's what she did.
Posted by: DudeAbiding at August 07, 2025 07:01 PM (lCHt6)

What tantrum? He's committed like 15 billion to win seats for the GOP at midterms.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 07:50 PM (8avO+)

336 I saw Fantastic Four. It was a fun movie going experience but it's one of those films that gets worse in hindsight. The world the characters inhabit doesn't feel real. It's an alternative version of earth that feels like a cartoon. The saving grace was Galactus. Am amazing monstrous character that is legit scary.
Posted by: Max Power at August 07, 2025 06:09 PM (kbmKP)

Most of the real critics (nerdrotic, drinker) say it fails in doing too little rather than assault the fans.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 07:55 PM (8avO+)

337 It would have been good to see her press on with her suit, but I don't think the less of her for settling. She might have lost the case in court, and who knows what her legal bills are looking like.

Posted by: Paco at August 07, 2025 08:42 PM (mADJX)

Terrific: Lizzo Now Weighs In on the Sydney Sweeney Jeans Ad

Yes, I agree, I cannot believe this non-story is still going after more than two weeks, either.

Lizzo does not have great jeans.

Lizzo is calling out Sydney Sweeney's controversial American Eagle jeans ad in a new song.

Can we retire the ugly, trashy phrase "calling out?"

On Wednesday, the four-time Grammy winner released two clips from a track on social media that name-dropped Sweeney and referenced the viral ad.

In one video snippet for "I'm Goin' In Till October" (below), Lizzo is clad in torn denim while hosing down a Porsche and raps, "No kizzy, he ain't got no business being with me. Fat ass pretty face with the titties. Bitch, I got good jeans like I'm Sydney." (Or perhaps that should be "genes"?).

In the second video, Lizzo opens with a clip of a cable news pundit doing a celebratory rant about the Sweeney ad, declaring, "We're over this woke agenda. We are over the Lizzos, we are over the Dylan Mulvaneys. If this were a 300-pound non-binary person they would be applauding her." Then the video cuts to Lizzo lounging in head-to-toe denim, similar to the Sweeney ad. Lizzo commented on the video, "Lizzo's got good jeans."

The messaging could be seen as a push-back on the Sweeney ad. But it could also be taken as a positive for the American Eagle campaign. The company tried to make the point in a statement on the controversy last week that the marketing effort was meant to be inclusive, and Lizzo adopting the "great jeans" tag for herself could be seen as a co-sign of it's intended message. As company put it in its statement, "We'll continue to celebrate how everyone wears their AE jeans with confidence, their way. Great jeans look good on everyone."

Clips from those videos under the fold.

People pointed out the the Sweeney Jeans/Genes homophonic pun (Homophonic? SO CLOSE TO PRIDE MONTH?) was actually just a straight replay of of an early 80s Brooke Shields ad for Calvin Klein jeans. She also made a pun about "survival of the fittest," fittest meaning "how well these jeans cling to your buttcrack."

American Eagle continues to not back down.
Sydney Sweeney has great aim. And they continue profiting not just from the ad itself, but from their laudable decision to not bow to the woke lunatics.

Her 2019 Instagram video of her shooting guns with a Hollywood gun trainer (I think he trained Keanu Reeves for John Wick) has gone viral.

Sydney Sweeney has impressed conservative admirers with her skills on the gun range after her American Eagle campaign caused controversy.

The "Euphoria" actress' 2019 video of herself shooting targets with Taran Tactical Innovations has resurfaced after the firearms retailer reposted the footage on Instagram Saturday, splicing it with a clip from her controversial denim ad.

Sweeney's Instagram video -- which noted she was "training for a new project" -- attracted plenty of new comments of support from mostly male fans despite it being six years old.

"3000% wifey material 👏🎉💯😮😍😂," one comment reads.

Footage of Sydney Sweeney shooting targets at a gun range from 2019 has attracted many new admirers after her controversial American Eagle jeans campaign. Sydney
"Strong, self thinking women are the sexiest! ❤️🇺🇸 Nice shooting Miss Sweeney!" another comment reads.

"We love this valid American women... 🙌," another user wrote.

On Taran Tactical Innovations' video, more netizens expressed their love for her.

"I am a new fan of Sydney. I hope she doesn't cave to the cancel culture mob!" one user wrote.

"Make America hot again 🇺🇸🦅🔥," another comment reads.

Another video that's gone wild features her replacing the brake-pads on her fastback Mustang.

For some reason, Lizzo decided she wasn't getting enough attention so she did her own "jeans ad."

A lot of people posted this Levi's ad from the surgically-altered Beyonce from a few years ago, and noted that no one freaked out then.

Well of course it didn't cause a fuss. The left insists on what they deceptively call "inclusion," as in, "We just want to be included in your representations of people on-screen."

What they actually mean is, "We just want you to exclude all white people from our screens because seeing them causes our mental illnesses and character flaws like envy to spike."

I mentioned this last Friday, but it's just so egregious I have to post about it again.

Leftist propaganda rag Rolling Stone claims that Akshually leftwingers are not freaking out about the ad at all, it's only right-wingers obsessing over it.

And apparently we're talking about it to deflect from Jeffrey Epstein.

Posted by: Ace at 04:33 PM




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1 "Lizzo does not have great jeans."

She has great big jeans.

Posted by: fd at August 07, 2025 04:33 PM (vFG9F)

2 Bitch is jealous

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2025 04:36 PM (+qU29)

3 Speaking of the 3 ton body problem . . . .

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 04:36 PM (i24o9)

4 "weighs in..."

Did ace already win the thread?

Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2025 04:37 PM (Je/XQ)

5 Terrific: Lizzo Now Weighs In on the Sydney Sweeney Jeans Ad

—Ace
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It's off the charts!

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 04:37 PM (krQz2)

6 NEW: Woman says the American Eagle Sydney Sweeney ad brought back her childhood trauma as a "brown girl."
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Wow. That woman actually managed to find something else I don't give a shit about.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 04:37 PM (I7DM/)

7 Lizzo is a fat disgusting greasy ass mama jama.

Posted by: Ghetto Joe at August 07, 2025 04:37 PM (9GE2E)

8 Clips from those videos under the fold.
......

Lizzo got folds.

Posted by: wth at August 07, 2025 04:37 PM (v0R5T)

9 Those guys over at Rolling Stone are a bunch of dildos.

Posted by: DR. HOOK at August 07, 2025 04:37 PM (b7MbH)

10 I'm a woman, and I'm offended!///

Posted by: lin-duh: I'm a woman and I'm offended! at August 07, 2025 04:37 PM (YDB6U)

11 Speaking of the 3 ton body problem . . . .
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 04:36 PM (i24o9)

Could you have just done 3 body problem there?

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 04:38 PM (I7DM/)

12 Lizzy probably does twice Sydney weight

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2025 04:38 PM (+qU29)

13 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 04:38 PM (tjClK)

14 Can we retire the ugly, trashy phrase "calling out?"
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Especially since nobody uses a stationary phone anymore.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 04:38 PM (krQz2)

15 Lizzo's genes are gravy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 04:38 PM (tjClK)

16 Lizzo does too, have great Jeans.
If you need a replacement sail for your Tall Ship...

Posted by: Gunslinger at August 07, 2025 04:38 PM (R2gO3)

17 Ace,

What's a "Colby Mustang?"

Do you mean a "Shelby," as in Carroll Shelby?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at August 07, 2025 04:38 PM (L5An7)

18 "Clips from those videos under the fold."

No pun intended.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 07, 2025 04:38 PM (JkCto)

19 Lizzo recreates Sydney Sweeney’s American Eagle ad.

Uh, she may want to re-cast the lead in her version.

Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2025 04:38 PM (Je/XQ)

20 Lizzy probably does twice Sydney weight

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2025 04:38 PM (+qU29)
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In hamhocks alone.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 04:38 PM (krQz2)

21 Who bitch is this "Lizzo?"

Posted by: Gene Gene the Dancing Machine at August 07, 2025 04:39 PM (p4Gz+)

22 "Lizzo's got good jeans."
_____________________________

Translation: structurally reinforced with titanium thread.

Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2025 04:39 PM (dIske)

23 Rolling Stone is a shit rag that no one reads. How is it still afloat after USAID was dismantled?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 04:39 PM (tjClK)

24 Lizzo is looking better these days.

If she's improving her health. I'm happy for her.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 04:39 PM (krQz2)

25 Ozempic is working for Lizzo. Now, she's just fat. She looks a ton better that way.

Posted by: Nova Local at August 07, 2025 04:40 PM (tOcjL)

26
When I see the name Lizzo I read it as Lizard.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 04:40 PM (3ek7K)

27 CBD 's worst art post > Lizzo's fat rolls

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2025 04:40 PM (r/xMY)

28 You know what we need to stop all of this "not see" blue jeans nonsense is for sydney sweeny to pose completely naked. No jeans, nothing. That would put this controversy to rest.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 07, 2025 04:40 PM (0N4FZ)

29 Whoa, those were actual brake shoes and not pads on rotors. Really old school stuff. Used a brake spring tool, too.

That may be even more impressive than her shooting.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 07, 2025 04:40 PM (tT6L1)

30 Is the X vid with Sydney and the Mustang real? If so, I'm inclined to think she is pretty "real" (as in, in touch with the real world) herself.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2025 04:40 PM (omVj0)

31 What's a "Colby Mustang?"

Do you mean a "Shelby," as in Carroll Shelby?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at August 07, 2025 04:38 PM (L5An7)



It's the 78 fox body with the I4 and 3 speed automatic dressed up like a big boy Mustang.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 04:40 PM (tjClK)

32 Ozempic is working for Lizzo. Now, she's just fat. She looks a ton better that way.
Posted by: Nova Local at August 07, 2025 04:40 PM (tOcjL)



'Ton' being the operative word there.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 04:41 PM (tjClK)

33 Ace, what's the problem here? Lizzo mentions getting a bottle of Ace (!!) in 'da club.

You're getting name checks all over the place. First an LGBTQ+-= shelter in NYC, and now a Lizzo video. You'll be part of the cultural zeitgeist any moment now.

Big-time, here we come! Just remember us little people, please.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 07, 2025 04:41 PM (rVWDP)

34 A "Colby Mustang" has cheese slices in between the seat upholstery and the padding. Squishy and aromatic.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2025 04:41 PM (omVj0)

35 I don't see much of this Sydney Sweeny stuff where I am, but one thing I notice in the photos I do see, and which I have not seen mentioned --

SS always seems happy and smiling. That is one way to know she isn't a lefty.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at August 07, 2025 04:41 PM (78A15)

36 Lizzard

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2025 04:41 PM (+qU29)

37 Lizzo recreates Sydney Sweeney’s American Eagle ad.
.....

Be funny if she tore the ass seam out of 'em.

Posted by: wth at August 07, 2025 04:41 PM (v0R5T)

38 >>>Another video that's gone wild features her replacing the brake-pads on her fastback Colby.

Oh, Ace. We love you man.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 04:42 PM (i24o9)

39 >>> Can we retire the ugly, trashy phrase "calling out?"

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Can we add "throwing shade" to the list?

Posted by: Turn 2 at August 07, 2025 04:42 PM (CyFyf)

40 Lizzo is looking better these days.

If she's improving her health. I'm happy for her.
Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 04:39 PM (krQz2)



So, are we allowed to not celebrate morbid obesity now?

I'm so confused.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 04:42 PM (tjClK)

41 34 A "Colby Mustang" has cheese slices in between the seat upholstery and the padding. Squishy and aromatic.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,
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I had a chevy like that, only with french fries

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at August 07, 2025 04:42 PM (78A15)

42 Well of course it didn't cause a fuss. The left insists on what they deceptively call "inclusion," as in, "We just want to be included in your representations of people on-screen."

---
"We just want to stay in the hospital room like family."

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 04:42 PM (krQz2)

43 A "Colby Mustang" has cheese slices in between the seat upholstery and the padding. Squishy and aromatic.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,
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I had a chevy like that, only with french fries
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at August 07, 2025


***
When you were done, you could use the grease on the suspension fittings.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2025 04:43 PM (omVj0)

44 "It is so difficult to grow up as a person of color, specifically a woman, and view yourself as beautiful in any sense of the word."

It is interesting how many "persons of color" we have telling us how hard it is to be a person of color that don't actually look like a person of color.

I'm reminded of Sparkle Farkle complaining about something similiar where, TBH, I had no idea she was "black" until that point as I know plenty of "white" people darker then her.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 04:43 PM (t0Rmr)

45 Ozempic is working for Lizzo.
......

Her plumber just hired on full time.

Posted by: wth at August 07, 2025 04:44 PM (v0R5T)

46 That second cunt video...by "person of color" does she mean having a tan? Being olive-complected? On what planet is that bitch "colored?"

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 07, 2025 04:44 PM (XMwZJ)

47 That little brown girl is ugly. Has a dick for a nose.

Posted by: Paper bag Test at August 07, 2025 04:44 PM (9GE2E)

48 holy hell could RS find a worse photo of Sydney my God they are bitchy

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 07, 2025 04:44 PM (Pv3Rg)

49 I also noticed Ms. Sweeney's hands were black with brake dust after she was done.

Not something one would do just for show, because brake dust doesn't wash off all that readily.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 07, 2025 04:44 PM (tT6L1)

50 Colby, Shelby, whatever it takes

Posted by: Michael Keaton at August 07, 2025 04:44 PM (78A15)

51 It's the 78 fox body with the I4 and 3 speed automatic dressed up like a big boy Mustang.
Posted by: Sponge
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Look at you knowing stuff and things....

Posted by: lin-duh: I'm a woman and I'm offended! at August 07, 2025 04:44 PM (YDB6U)

52 I have a Mustang in my garage. Pulled the engine in it somewhere around 2012. Now, it's covered in garage storage shit since I have a wife and kid and life got in the way of restoration.

I'm a Shelby fan. My brother calls my Mustang "Shelfy" since I'll never have a Shelby and it's pretty much a shelf currently.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 04:44 PM (tjClK)

53 Tell me that Sweeney’s face isn’t weird in that last pic.

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2025 04:44 PM (77rzZ)

54 Can we retire the ugly, trashy phrase "calling out?"

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Can we add "throwing shade" to the list?
Posted by: Turn 2 at August 07, 2025


***
Yes! If you live in a hot climate, shade is a desirable thing!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2025 04:45 PM (omVj0)

55 26 When I see the name Lizzo I read it as Lizard.


missed it by *that* much, monkey-boy!

Posted by: dr. emilio lizardo at August 07, 2025 04:45 PM (sGtp+)

56 Optional cheese slices to hide under each titty.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 07, 2025 04:45 PM (4mUWY)

57 Went to AE yesterday. Jeans are on sale buy one get one 50 off. Sizes range from 000 xtra short to Lizzo. Good fabric

Posted by: Euro at August 07, 2025 04:45 PM (6En8V)

58 Lizzo is revolting. And she just casually drops the N word about a million times in the "song."

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 07, 2025 04:45 PM (XMwZJ)

59 Lizzo = Skid-ney Sweeney

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 04:46 PM (I7DM/)

60 Can we retire the ugly, trashy phrase "calling out?"

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Can we add "throwing shade" to the list?
Posted by: Turn 2 at August 07, 2025

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"Sus" for me, please.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 04:46 PM (krQz2)

61 Sydney Sweeney caused a digital kerfuffle with her “good jeans” ad campaign with American Eagle, but it’s actually not crybaby liberals who are hopelessly obsessing over Sweeney's jeans, genes, body, and politics — it’s Republicans and Fox News.

I assume part of what is driving the news coverage of this story from the right, left, and everywhere is that it is an excuse to show an attractive woman to get eyeballs.

It is similiar to how if you look at the magazines in your grocery store checkout aisle:

Women's health/fashion/beauty magazines all usually have attractive women on the cover

AND

Men's health/fashion/lifestyle magazines all usually have attractive women on the cover (just standing with a man)

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 04:46 PM (t0Rmr)

62 Posted by: Turn 2 at August 07, 2025 04:42 PM (CyFyf)
_______________________________

Well, while we're at it, why not just throw "woke" on the list. Woke is the past tense of wake. It is not an adjective. That would be "awakened."

And, as I understand it, "woke" in adjective form first originated in "black slang." It was pilfered by the leftist wine moms.

Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2025 04:46 PM (dIske)

63 Lizzo doesn't have great jean. But what she lacks in quality she makes up in quantity.

Posted by: Minuteman at August 07, 2025 04:46 PM (IaqET)

64 Beyonce is not revolting...but is still steatopygic. Not really attractive.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 07, 2025 04:46 PM (XMwZJ)

65 NEW: Woman says the American Eagle Sydney Sweeney ad brought back her childhood trauma as a "brown girl."

"It is so difficult to grow up as a person of color, specifically a woman, and view yourself as beautiful in any sense of the word."



Lady, you're brown because your so incredibly full of SHIT.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 04:46 PM (tjClK)

66 Bib-ney Sweeney

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 04:46 PM (I7DM/)

67 54 Can we retire the ugly, trashy phrase "calling out?"


agree on 'throwing shade'

me myself I'm still fighting 'hating on'

and 'loving on'

come on people

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 07, 2025 04:47 PM (Pv3Rg)

68 Fridgeney Sweeney

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 04:47 PM (I7DM/)

69 I had a chevy like that, only with french fries
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus)
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Heh.

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 07, 2025 04:47 PM (X7zFE)

70 Can we retire the ugly, trashy phrase "calling out?"

Ace is calling out calling out.

Posted by: Mr. Meta at August 07, 2025 04:47 PM (0sNs1)

71 Can we retire the ugly, trashy phrase "calling out?"

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Can we add "throwing shade" to the list?
Posted by: Turn 2 at August 07, 2025

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"Sus" for me, please.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 04:46 PM (krQz2)

But "sus" is so fetch.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 04:47 PM (i24o9)

72 Has a dick for a nose.

And a nose for dick!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 07, 2025 04:47 PM (4mUWY)

73 Before I moved out of Houston I would drive out to Ft Bend County on Beechnut St. Turns out it was big Lizzo under a Statue of Liberty costume dancing in the median to advertise one of the those fast tax refund stores.

Posted by: DanMan at August 07, 2025 04:47 PM (8uzBS)

74 Remake of The Blob

Posted by: In search of at August 07, 2025 04:47 PM (63Dwl)

75 I almost wonder if AE slipped Lizzo some $ to do the ad. Every day this is in the media, they sell another dozen semis full of jeans.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2025 04:48 PM (W/lyH)

76 Can we retire the ugly, trashy phrase "calling out?"

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Can we add "throwing shade" to the list?
Posted by: Turn 2 at August 07, 2025

I also hate "clapping back." Stupid dumbness.

Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo, Got a Ton of Boring Stories at August 07, 2025 04:48 PM (0aYVJ)

77 I don't see much of this Sydney Sweeny stuff where I am, but one thing I notice in the photos I do see, and which I have not seen mentioned --

SS always seems happy and smiling. That is one way to know she isn't a lefty.


While we can't control our genes, 90%+ of attractiveness is chosen. Think of all those pictures you've seen of attractive young women prior to going to some leftwing college that come out looking like a potato...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 04:48 PM (t0Rmr)

78 I’ve never liked “double down.”

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2025 04:48 PM (77rzZ)

79 Nikki McCann Ramirez looks like what you'd expect. I'll bet she helped pick the SS photo for the article.

Ugly princess of Woke.

The jealous bile boils right up through the page.

Posted by: M. Gaga at August 07, 2025 04:49 PM (D7Vnf)

80
Can we retire the ugly, trashy phrase "calling out?"

Ace is calling out calling out.
Posted by: Mr. Meta at August 07, 2025 04:47 PM (0sNs1)
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Calling out in transit
Calling out in transit
Radio Free Europe
Radio Free Europe

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Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 04:49 PM (krQz2)

81 I see Rolling Stone continues to labor under the delusion that it was a sick burn on the trannie issue to retort, "why are you so obsessed with what people do in bathrooms?"

The best part about the Blue Bubble is that it so perfectly insulates them from any feedback.

They really have no idea what they don't know; there's an entire universe out there that BlueSky Bullies have no idea even exists.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 07, 2025 04:49 PM (gBFby)

82 >And a nose for dick!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 07, 2025 04:47 PM (4mUWY)

Do tell!!!!

Posted by: Mayor Pete! at August 07, 2025 04:49 PM (NgqoH)

83 Also hate “over/under.” WTH does that mean?

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2025 04:49 PM (77rzZ)

84 It is amusing when you think about it they were are collectively having an argument about whether people should prefer to see an attractive woman in a clothing advertisement or if we should be forced to look at objectively unattractive people.

The left is fighting against the whole of biology.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 04:49 PM (t0Rmr)

85 I'm just passing through like an American plane dropping 30,000 pound bombs on Iran.

We can't lose this Sweeney fight. If the left tires the Horde out of talking about boobs, then evil has won. Stay strong.

Back to work. Everyone have happy evening.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 17.6% at August 07, 2025 04:50 PM (jvJvP)

86 Didn't Levis just do a copycat ad with Beyonce? Where is the outrage?

Posted by: Decaf at August 07, 2025 04:50 PM (unUNN)

87 -----
Look at you knowing stuff and things....
Posted by: lin-duh: I'm a woman and I'm offended! at August 07, 2025 04:44 PM (YDB6U)



HA! I was trying to be funny. LMFAO.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 04:50 PM (tjClK)

88 Nikki McCann Ramirez looks like what you'd expect. I'll bet she helped pick the SS photo for the article.

Ugly princess of Woke.


She looks vaxxinated.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 04:50 PM (t0Rmr)

89 Did ace already win the thread?
Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2025 04:37 PM


For those who read his content, Ace wins every Thread.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 07, 2025 04:50 PM (0sNs1)

90 64 Beyonce is not revolting...but is still steatopygic. Not really attractive.
Posted by: Angzar

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I like steatopygics, I can not lie.

Posted by: Baby got a thesaurus at August 07, 2025 04:50 PM (78A15)

91 Sydney's GT-350 must be fairly original if it still has drum brakes. That prolly adds a lotta dolla to the value too.

Posted by: DanMan at August 07, 2025 04:51 PM (8uzBS)

92 And a nose for dick!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 07, 2025 04:47 PM (4mUWY)

Do tell!!!!
Posted by: Mayor Pete! at August 07, 2025 04:49 PM (NgqoH)



In the 69 his dick nose will enter his rear.

Posted by: Humpty at August 07, 2025 04:51 PM (tjClK)

93 Also hate “over/under.” WTH does that mean?
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2025 04:49 PM (77rzZ)
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You just called out two phrases that I find quite useful.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 04:51 PM (krQz2)

94 Can we retire the ugly, trashy phrase "calling out?"

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Can we add "throwing shade" to the list?
Posted by: Turn 2

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"Sus" for me, please.
Posted by: Axeman


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"Lie on" or "tell on"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 07, 2025 04:51 PM (mlg/3)

95 "I wonder what Lizzo thinks about the Sidney Sweeney ad" is not a sentence I would ever on my own come up with before the heat death of the universe.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 07, 2025 04:51 PM (B9Prs)

96 Lizzo weighs in ....
ISWYDT

Posted by: Ha ha at August 07, 2025 04:52 PM (3Jagb)

97 Can we retire the ugly, trashy phrase "calling out?"
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Equally, I feel we should be allowed to *punch* anyone who uses the phrase "clapped back...".

Posted by: Crusader at August 07, 2025 04:52 PM (TN0g+)

98 94 Can we retire the ugly, trashy phrase "calling out?"

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Can we add "throwing shade" to the list?
Posted by: Turn 2

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"Sus" for me, please.
Posted by: Axeman

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"Lie on" or "tell on"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 07, 2025 04:51 PM (mlg/3)

fr fr

no cap

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 07, 2025 04:52 PM (B9Prs)

99 there's an entire universe out there that BlueSky Bullies have no idea even exists.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 07, 2025 04:49 PM


We're good with that.

Posted by: Texas and Wyoming at August 07, 2025 04:52 PM (0sNs1)

100 85 I'm just passing through like an American plane dropping 30,000 pound bombs on Iran.

We can't lose this Sweeney fight. If the left tires the Horde out of talking about boobs, then evil has won. Stay strong.

Back to work. Everyone have happy evening.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 17.6% at August 07, 2025 04:50 PM (jvJvP)


We will not go tits up!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2025 04:52 PM (W/lyH)

101 Did ace already win the thread?
Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2025 04:37 PM

For those who read his content, Ace wins every Thread.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 07, 2025 04:50 PM (0sNs1)
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So, rookies?

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 04:52 PM (krQz2)

102 Boob threads > Bob (Mueller) threads

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 04:52 PM (t0Rmr)

103 "Sus" for me, please.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 04:46 PM (krQz2)

But "sus" is so fetch.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 04:47 PM (i24o9)



I've pretty much hated every shortening of common words or names because society is just to f*cking lazy to say the whole word or name.

Posted by: Humpty at August 07, 2025 04:53 PM (tjClK)

104 >81 I see Rolling Stone continues to labor under the delusion that it was a sick burn on the trannie issue to retort, "why are you so obsessed with what people do in bathrooms?"

I couldn't give two fucks what Crying Game Jame Gumb retarded crap dudes in a dress do in their own home. But that shit doesn't fly if you try to occupy a ladies room with my wife or daughter.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 07, 2025 04:53 PM (NgqoH)

105 Also, because I think it's hilarious watching fake 'conservative' women fight, I looked more at that whole free for all.

It just kept getting bigger with none of the chick's backing down, just getting more vicious. Tbf, they started off at about 9 on the vicious scale.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 04:53 PM (zZu0s)

106 >>> Yes! If you live in a hot climate, shade is a desirable thing!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2025 04:45 PM (omVj0)

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When I first heard it I thought for sure it was a compliment, as in, let me help cool you off by getting youout of the sun. 🤦‍♂️

Posted by: Turn 2 at August 07, 2025 04:53 PM (CyFyf)

107 damn........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 04:53 PM (tjClK)

108 Stacy Dash is far more attractive than Beyonce

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 07, 2025 04:53 PM (gBFby)

109 Woman says the American Eagle Sydney Sweeney ad brought back her childhood trauma as a "brown girl."
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Was that "childhood trauma" the moment she realized she weighed at two or three times what Tyra Banks weighed in her prime?

Posted by: Crusader at August 07, 2025 04:53 PM (TN0g+)

110 “I love me some —“

Ugh

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2025 04:54 PM (77rzZ)

111 "why are you so obsessed with what people do in bathrooms?"


Well, raping teenagers in VA public school bathrooms seems to be one of the things the trans-patrol wants to mainstream so...hell no assholes?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 04:54 PM (t0Rmr)

112 I'll throw my hat into the ring.

The one that gets me is "big dick energy," because I mostly hear it being tossed around by pasty gamer nerd streamers.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 04:54 PM (i24o9)

113 >>> I've pretty much hated every shortening of common words or names because society is just to f*cking lazy to say the whole word or name.
Posted by: Humpty at August 07, 2025 04:53 PM (tjClK)

======

IKR

Posted by: Turn 2 at August 07, 2025 04:54 PM (CyFyf)

114 I've pretty much hated every shortening of common words or names because society is just to f*cking lazy to say the whole word or name.

Posted by: Humpty at August 07, 2025 04:53 PM (tjClK)
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This, too is the story of the French language.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 04:54 PM (krQz2)

115 Sydney Sweeney = Hotter than a hot dog

Lizzo = Fatter than a truckload of hot dogs

I also took Lizzo in the death pool. Myocardial infarction.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 07, 2025 04:54 PM (we6p7)

116 attracted plenty of new comments of support from mostly male fans despite it being six years old

They think men won't watch something because it's old? They think we're shallow and presentist? When there's decent-looking women involved? Do these writers know any men? Heck, I bet most have a nostalgic Playboy or a poster of Farrah Fawcett somewhere from when they turned 13. "Yes, Lynda Carter is still hot in my mind."

Posted by: GWB at August 07, 2025 04:54 PM (Mi0CH)

117 First look at that video I thought ... "wow, she's showing a lot of tit" ... then I saw it was just her first fat roll, no nipple.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 07, 2025 04:54 PM (vbXSk)

118 Beyoncé looks fine except that a black woman
with blonde hair looks silly.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2025 04:54 PM (2GCMq)

119 The left is fighting against the whole of biology.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 04:49 PM (t0Rmr)
______________________

Systemic racism. Your racist upbringing conditioned you to perceive white, large boobed, skinny women to represent beauty. Had you upbringing suggested that FAT, BEHEMOTH SIZED, HAIRY, DIRIGIBLE SIZED DARK SKINNED women to be beautiful the shoe would be on the other SWOLLEN, SWEATY, STRAP INDENTED SOON TO BE REMOVED BY DIABETES type foot.

Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2025 04:54 PM (dIske)

120 Yeah, no one on the right was talking about the Sweeney ad until the land whales started losing their sh*t about it.

I had already given up on the Epstein thing; i had some small hope Trump would be able to get something out but that failing to happen wasn't a huge surprise. The people involved with this kind of thing aren't going to suffer any penalties.

Posted by: Nelly at August 07, 2025 04:54 PM (cHLus)

121 This is too stupid to raise a ruckus about. A nice looking girl makes a tv commercial. Why is that controversial? Have people nothing better to do with their lives?

Posted by: Case at August 07, 2025 04:55 PM (NnONT)

122 I'm so old I remember when Lena Horne was the hottie.

Posted by: DanMan at August 07, 2025 04:55 PM (8uzBS)

123
I think most of shortening of words comes from texting.

I hate it. Use the correct words.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 04:55 PM (3ek7K)

124 Remember how FBI deputy director Dan Bongino said he was sickened by what he has discovered? Well we now know why - Epstein was an FBI asset all along.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppvnFi-jHkc

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at August 07, 2025 04:55 PM (Da7Vv)

125 One phrase I dislike:

It's been a minute since I...

Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo, Got a Ton of Boring Stories at August 07, 2025 04:55 PM (0aYVJ)

126 Systemic racism. Your racist upbringing conditioned you to perceive white, large boobed, skinny women to represent beauty

For the record I am more then willing to study Asian, hispanic, or black large boobed, skinny women too

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 04:56 PM (t0Rmr)

127 The one that gets me is "big dick energy," because I mostly hear it being tossed around by pasty gamer nerd streamers.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 04:54 PM


You should, how you say, come hang out with me.

Posted by: Paolo at August 07, 2025 04:56 PM (0sNs1)

128 ======

IKR
Posted by: Turn 2 at August 07, 2025 04:54 PM (CyFyf)



Typing them is one thing....saying them out loud is something completely different.

I mean, I do occasionally say LOL instead of actually laughing, but that's when I don't really find it funny enough to laugh at, but it needs acknowledgement as an almost funny thing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 04:56 PM (tjClK)

129 Uh.... American Eagle only makes up to size 18 Jeans...

Pretty sure that won't fit Lizzo duh Lizard.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2025 04:56 PM (mP0Kj)

130 I like 'be a better man/woman.'

I don't like 'be better!' How about fuck off?

Also, I think one of the most t insulting, rage inducing things is 'keep his/her name out of your mouth!' That one fills me with rage for some reason. The utter arrogance to try to fucking thought police my fucking speech princess?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 04:56 PM (zZu0s)

131 Only Mustang makes it happen,
Mustang, Mustang '68!

Posted by: Mad Avenue at August 07, 2025 04:56 PM (G5+As)

132 Beyonce is five years past her use by date.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2025 04:56 PM (W/lyH)

133 You should, how you say, come hang out with me.

Posted by: Paolo at August 07, 2025 04:56 PM (0sNs1)

No homo.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 04:57 PM (i24o9)

134 3000% wifey material
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Incidentally you can see this same comment on one of Lizzo's videos.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 04:57 PM (E0p3T)

135 Big Dick Energy > Five hour energy

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 07, 2025 04:57 PM (t0Rmr)

136 Is "Lizzo" a new species in the order Elephantiae?

Posted by: zombie at August 07, 2025 04:57 PM (pMi6S)

137 Mustang II- Boredom Zero!

Posted by: Ad Man at August 07, 2025 04:57 PM (G5+As)

138 Uh.... American Eagle only makes up to size 18 Jeans...

That's something like a 40in waist right?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 04:58 PM (t0Rmr)

139 Lizzy probably does twice Sydney weight
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2025 04:38 PM (+qU29)

Whoever her jeans company is should do an ad on how strong their jeans are........

Posted by: GWB at August 07, 2025 04:58 PM (Mi0CH)

140 remember when Lena Horne was the hottie.

Eve was bang'n, homie.

Posted by: man at August 07, 2025 04:58 PM (cGjQu)

141 The most shocking thing about the Lizzo vid is there are actually some books on her bookshelf.

One titled "art" and the other "WOMEN" from what I can read.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 07, 2025 04:58 PM (gBFby)

142
Incidentally you can see this same comment on one of Lizzo's videos.
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 04:57 PM (E0p3T)



1. She has tons of money.

2. There are tons of 'chubby chasers' in the black world.

3. She has tons of money.

4. Tons.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 04:58 PM (tjClK)

143 Ironically enough, Lizzo throws a lot of shade and no one within it can call out.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 04:58 PM (E0p3T)

144 I think this is supportive of the Sydney ad and not a whine. That is a good thing.

Say what you will about Beyoncé and her politics, she is really pretty.

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 04:59 PM (pZEOD)

145 I approve of this post.

Posted by: Sir Mix-a-lot at August 07, 2025 04:59 PM (Dv3i1)

146 The tragedy is that Lizzo's tits, even with extra obesity-cellulite, are still smaller than Sidney Sweeney's.

Posted by: zombie at August 07, 2025 04:59 PM (pMi6S)

147 Is Lizzo the sic pig who made her production team shoot bananas from their nethers ?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 07, 2025 04:59 PM (/lPRQ)

148 124 Remember how FBI deputy director Dan Bongino said he was sickened by what he has discovered? Well we now know why - Epstein was an FBI asset all along.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppvnFi-jHkc
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at August 07, 2025 04:55 PM (Da7Vv)
_________________________________

I've been saying for a long while that the most important tell on Epstein is the treatment he got back in 2008. Palm Beach PD had him nailed. The feds step in and remove the charges involving minors without explanation. They give him a NPA (Non-Prosecution Agreement on Fed charges) and don't tell the victims. Then he gets work release with no records to show if he complied. That was his recruitment right there. Epstein had nothing to negotiate with, and got a sweetheart deal.

Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2025 04:59 PM (dIske)

149 This one is wearing out its welcome: low-key.

Like: I'm low-key surprised about that news about Jasmine Crockett being a bully.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 05:00 PM (krQz2)

150 I like 'be a better man/woman.'

I don't like 'be better!' How about fuck off?

Posted by: Aetius451AD

I hate "Live your best life."

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2025 05:00 PM (77rzZ)

151 2. There are tons of 'chubby chasers' in the black world.

I can see how some men would find a woman a little above her optimal weight to be attractive but if you are spherical how can that be attractive?!?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 05:00 PM (t0Rmr)

152 It's funny how Lizzo was able to overcome sexually abusing and fat shaming her crew so completely.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:00 PM (tjClK)

153 Yes we can def retire the phrase 'calling out'.
Now what can replace it?
She commented on
She replied to
She made a judgement call

I'm going with she opened her big fat cake hole and crossed Sidney Sweeny's boundaries and needs to have her
SNAP junk food eatin fat face punched in..

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 05:00 PM (VPPG8)

154 I think most of shortening of words comes from texting.

I hate it. Use the correct words.

Posted by: fourseasons


K!

Posted by: Compliance Is Mandatory at August 07, 2025 05:00 PM (G5+As)

155 Anyway, Lizzo is proof we need some level of illegal immigration.

Fucking her is definitely a job Americans won't do.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 07, 2025 05:00 PM (gBFby)

156 Ironically enough, Lizzo throws a lot of shade and no one within it can call out.

The moon throws less shade during an eclipse.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2025 05:00 PM (Riz8t)

157 Ugly miserable women resenting beautiful happy women is a story as old as history.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 07, 2025 05:00 PM (qTttR)

158 >Whoever her jeans company is should do an ad on how strong their jeans are........

Posted by: GWB at August 07, 2025 04:58 PM (Mi0CH)

Tuff Skins...these jeans aren't just strong, they're Lizzo strong™

Posted by: Sears Roebuck Marketing Dept at August 07, 2025 05:01 PM (NgqoH)

159 86 Didn't Levis just do a copycat ad with Beyonce? Where is the outrage?
Posted by: Decaf at August

Levi’s did it first.

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 05:01 PM (pZEOD)

160 I like 'be a better man/woman.'

I don't like 'be better!' How about fuck off?

Posted by: Aetius451AD



Be better, Aetius.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:01 PM (tjClK)

161 Is "Lizzo" a new species in the order Elephantiae?
Posted by: zombie at August 07, 2025 04:57 PM


Elephants and Loxodonts belong to the order Proboscidea.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 07, 2025 05:01 PM (0sNs1)

162 >>> I mean, I do occasionally say LOL instead of actually laughing, but that's when I don't really find it funny enough to laugh at, but it needs acknowledgement as an almost funny thing.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 04:56 PM (tjClK)

======

I’m not even a fan of the typing.

My son uses "rn" all the time. As in right now.
I just got a text from a 21 year old coworker who used "tn". From the context I figured out he meant "tonight". Ugh.

Posted by: Turn 2 at August 07, 2025 05:01 PM (CyFyf)

163
Victor,

You are correct.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 05:01 PM (3ek7K)

164 Anyway, Lizzo is proof we need some level of illegal immigration.

Fucking her is definitely a job Americans won't do.


Hey not even with Pablo's dick

Posted by: Juan at August 07, 2025 05:01 PM (t0Rmr)

165 SS always seems happy and smiling. That is one way to know she isn't a lefty.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at August 07, 2025 04:41 PM (78A15)

Bingo. And it makes her attractive. Honestly happy smiling adds +2 to a woman, IMO.

Posted by: GWB at August 07, 2025 05:01 PM (Mi0CH)

166 "The way he hit from the back
I might give him one of my Grammys"

*barf*

Posted by: wth at August 07, 2025 05:01 PM (v0R5T)

167 Elephants and Loxodonts belong to the order Proboscidea.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 07, 2025 05:01 PM (0sNs1)



So, you're saying Lizzo is actually Loxodonuts.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:01 PM (tjClK)

168 Or Lotsodonuts.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:01 PM (tjClK)

169 Say what you will about Beyoncé and her politics, she is really pretty.
Posted by: Piper

Despite her girth, I've always thought Queen Latifah was, too. A great smile and beautiful skin.

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2025 05:02 PM (77rzZ)

170 I like 'be a better man/woman.'
I don't like 'be better!' How about fuck off?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

===

Be better, Aetius.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:01 PM


#BeBetter

Posted by: Michelle O. at August 07, 2025 05:02 PM (0sNs1)

171 Can you actually change brake pads while wearing fake nails? I'm genuinely interested if anyone knows. Those things look like dysfunctional claws to me.

Posted by: the lower depths at August 07, 2025 05:02 PM (+b4rY)

172 I call her Schizo or Shitzo

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 05:02 PM (VPPG8)

173 Sydney Sweeney has a lovely belly and belly button.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at August 07, 2025 05:03 PM (kTd/k)

174 I’m not even a fan of the typing.

My son uses "rn" all the time. As in right now.
I just got a text from a 21 year old coworker who used "tn". From the context I figured out he meant "tonight". Ugh.
Posted by: Turn 2 at August 07, 2025 05:01 PM (CyFyf)



Yeah, with ya. My daughter makes fun of me for using complete sentences and punctuation in texts.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:03 PM (tjClK)

175 Sydney Sweeney has a lovely belly and belly button.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at August 07, 2025 05:03 PM


Never looked. Innie or outie?

Posted by: Michelle O. at August 07, 2025 05:03 PM (0sNs1)

176 The bad news and the worse news.

New York Post@nypost
Heinz and Smoothie King unveil bizarre ketchup smoothie — and are hit with backlash over ‘dirty’ drink: ‘I fear these are the end times’

New York Post@nypost
Stressed adults rely on pacifiers to soothe themselves: ‘I feel a sense of safety from childhood’

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 07, 2025 05:03 PM (L/fGl)

177
Say what you will about Beyoncé and her politics, she is really pretty.
Posted by: Piper


If you like man-faces.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 07, 2025 05:03 PM (Xhg9g)

178 i remember seeing a pic of lizzo lying on a beach somewhere a few years ago. she looked like a walrus

Posted by: gnats local678 at August 07, 2025 05:04 PM (CWTWj)

179 Have people nothing better to do with their lives?
___

Correct.

Posted by: Real Life is Online at August 07, 2025 05:04 PM (Dv3i1)

180 Ugly miserable women resenting beautiful happy women is a story as old as histor
=====
We're right over here!! Watch buddy.!!!

Posted by: 3.step sisters of Cinderella at August 07, 2025 05:04 PM (3Jagb)

181 Brown girl need to have a chat with her lip doctor, her mouth seems to be sliding around the side of her head.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 05:04 PM (8avO+)

182
Be better, Aetius.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:01 PM

#BeBetter
Posted by: Michelle O. at August 07, 2025 05:02 PM (0sNs1)



#BeBest

Posted by: Melania Trump at August 07, 2025 05:04 PM (tjClK)

183 175 Sydney Sweeney has a lovely belly and belly button.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at August 07, 2025 05:03 PM

Never looked. Innie or outie?
Posted by: Michelle O. at August 07, 2025

Innie

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at August 07, 2025 05:04 PM (kTd/k)

184 Be better, Aetius.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:01 PM (tjClK)

How about fuck off sponge. And for once do it fucking actually first.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 05:04 PM (zZu0s)

185 Say what you will about Beyoncé and her politics, she is really pretty.
Posted by: Piper

OK, Ms. MixALot.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 05:04 PM (i24o9)

186
Yeah, no wonder women think Beyonsay is nice-looking -- she has the face of handsome man.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 07, 2025 05:04 PM (Xhg9g)

187 But what she lacks in quality she makes up in quantity.
Posted by: Minuteman at August 07, 2025 04:46 PM (IaqET)

"Quantity has a quality all its own."

Posted by: GWB at August 07, 2025 05:05 PM (Mi0CH)

188 171 Can you actually change brake pads while wearing fake nails? I'm genuinely interested if anyone knows. Those things look like dysfunctional claws to me.
Posted by: the lower depths at August 07, 2025 05:02 PM (+b4rY)

Pretty sure that's part of the point. Like how having callused hands used to mean you did manual labor all day, having nails that inhibit your ability to perform low class tasks is proof that you are not a member of that class. You don't have to do that kind of work. It's beneath you.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 07, 2025 05:05 PM (B9Prs)

189 Sing, if you're proud to be straight,
Want big-titted gals as your mate.

Posted by: The anti-Tom Robinson's forgotten hit at August 07, 2025 05:05 PM (pMi6S)

190 My 23-year-old son is always saying "That's fair" after someone makes a statement. I guess he's indicating agreement with it, or saying "good point?"

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2025 05:05 PM (77rzZ)

191 Say what you will about Beyoncé and her politics, she is really pretty.
Posted by: Piper

If you like man-faces.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 07, 2025 05:03 PM (Xhg9g)


Disagree.
I thinks she is prettier than SS, but she needs to drop about 15 lbs. The camera is not her friend.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2025 05:05 PM (W/lyH)

192
I know of no man who thinks Beyonce is hot. All her fans are women, girls, & fags.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 07, 2025 05:05 PM (Xhg9g)

193
New York Post@nypost
Stressed adults rely on pacifiers to soothe themselves: ‘I feel a sense of safety from childhood’
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 07, 2025 05:03 PM (L/fGl)



Oh ferf*ckssakes..........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:05 PM (tjClK)

194 Have people nothing better to do with their lives?
___

Correct.
Posted by: Real Life is Online at August 07, 2025 05:04 PM (Dv3i1)

*looks around*

Not at the moment. I am caught up nicely.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 05:06 PM (zZu0s)

195 Tuff Skins...these jeans aren't just strong, they're Lizzo strong™
Posted by: Sears Roebuck Marketing Dept at August 07, 2025 05:01 PM (NgqoH)

**TRIGGERED**

I had to wear TuffSkins as a kid. The ones in different colors. Yes, I got beat up.

Posted by: GWB at August 07, 2025 05:06 PM (Mi0CH)

196 I'm "calling out" Lizzo. It's over, lady. Nobody's celebrating obesity anymore. Nobody cares that you're black either. You're a flautist by trade. Most of them are white and don't require capital outlay for the stage buttresses you need.

You're grift is done, and it was lucrative while it lasted. Take your cash and use it to make Dutch strippers eat chicken wings out of your ample asscrack.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2025 05:06 PM (Frm63)

197 "Quantity has a quality all its own."
Posted by: GWB at August 07, 2025 05:05 PM


Cut. Jib. Newsletter?

Posted by: Lena D., Trigglypuff, Stacey, and The View panelists at August 07, 2025 05:06 PM (0sNs1)

198 Taran tactical is where young Ms Sweeney was training at. Halle Berry trained there too, and that was as hot as Sydney blazing away. I’ve been a firearms instructor for 15 years, ladies, I’ll be happy to contribute to your training. Because I’m a giver

Posted by: UGAdawg at August 07, 2025 05:06 PM (iqHxn)

199 >>> 184 Be better, Aetius.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:01 PM (tjClK)

How about fuck off sponge. And for once do it fucking actually first.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 05:04 PM (zZu0s)

You can't have a fucking case of the Mondays on fucking Wednesday.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 05:06 PM (ULPxl)

200 New York Post@nypost
Stressed adults rely on pacifiers to soothe themselves: ‘I feel a sense of safety from childhood’
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 07, 2025 05:03 PM (L/fGl)


Oh ferf*ckssakes..........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:05 PM (tjClK)

In my day, we called those camel non-filters.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 05:06 PM (zZu0s)

201 151 2. There are tons of 'chubby chasers' in the black world.

I can see how some men would find a woman a little above her optimal weight to be attractive but if you are spherical how can that be attractive?!?
Posted by: 18-1

Increases probability of scoring 300 at bowling.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 07, 2025 05:06 PM (Dv3i1)

202 Be better, Aetius.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:01 PM (tjClK)

How about fuck off sponge. And for once do it fucking actually first.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Wow. That escalated quickly.

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2025 05:06 PM (77rzZ)

203 Say what you will about Beyoncé and her politics, she is really pretty.

Posted by: Piper
---
I concur.

She was a knockout in Goldmember.

Could not take my eyes off her.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 05:06 PM (krQz2)

204 I don’t think the Lizzo vids are shitting on the SS ad

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 07, 2025 05:06 PM (0WlRx)

205 >Whoever her jeans company is should do an ad on how strong their jeans are........

Posted by: GWB

Dickies Super Duty

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 07, 2025 05:06 PM (/lPRQ)

206 >>> Yeah, with ya. My daughter makes fun of me for using complete sentences and punctuation in texts.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:03 PM (tjClK)

====

Right there with you. It's the one way my kids know it's me responding, or if it's my wife using my phone to respond for me.

Posted by: Turn 2 at August 07, 2025 05:07 PM (CyFyf)

207 Stressed adults rely on pacifiers to soothe themselves: ‘I feel a sense of safety from childhood’

I just you Big Mike's pacifier.

Gets him to shut up and it calms me down. Good for the facial skin too

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 07, 2025 05:07 PM (t0Rmr)

208 Disagree.
I thinks she is prettier than SS, but she needs to drop about 15 lbs. The camera is not her friend.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2025 05:05 PM (W/lyH)



I'm just not a fan of the surgically enhanced and botoxed up female. I don't find having a good plastic surgeon all that hot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:07 PM (tjClK)

209 Beyonce is not revolting...but is still steatopygic. Not really attractive.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 07, 2025 04:46 PM (XMwZJ)

---------------

Beyonce looks more threatening than welcoming. Smiling wouldn't kill her.

Posted by: Decaf at August 07, 2025 05:07 PM (unUNN)

210 Beyonce's multiple butt-plastic-surgeries are fiiiine.

Posted by: zombie at August 07, 2025 05:07 PM (pMi6S)

211 Wow. That escalated quickly.

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2025 05:06 PM (77rzZ)

That's fair.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 05:07 PM (i24o9)

212 @44

>>It is interesting how many "persons of color" we have telling us how hard it is to be a person of color that don't actually look like a person of color.

I THOUGHT SHE WAS IRANIAN!!!
-- Rosanne Barr

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2025 05:07 PM (CnN/c)

213 I think most of shortening of words comes from texting.

I hate it. Use the correct words.

Posted by: fourseasons


K!
Posted by: Compliance Is Mandatory at August 07, 2025 05:00 PM (G5+As)

kk is the MMO equivalent.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 05:07 PM (8avO+)

214 I think Bob Hope was spokesman for Loxodent Toothpaste back in the day.

Posted by: Joey Heatherton at August 07, 2025 05:07 PM (G5+As)

215 I can see how some men would find a woman a little above her optimal weight to be attractive but if you are spherical how can that be attractive?!?
Posted by: 18-1
---
How dare you! She's getting into egg-shape!

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 05:07 PM (krQz2)

216 My 23-year-old son is always saying "That's fair" after someone makes a statement. I guess he's indicating agreement with it, or saying "good point?"
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2025 05:05 PM (77rzZ)

He's acknowledging they could be right. But he wouldn't admit it at this point.

Posted by: GWB at August 07, 2025 05:07 PM (Mi0CH)

217 196 I'm "calling out" Lizzo. It's over, lady. Nobody's celebrating obesity anymore. Nobody cares that you're black either. You're a flautist by trade. Most of them are white and don't require capital outlay for the stage buttresses you need.

You're grift is done, and it was lucrative while it lasted. Take your cash and use it to make Dutch strippers eat chicken wings out of your ample asscrack.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

She is losing weight and doing it the hard way- like actually eating right and exercising. It’s taking her longer than our ozempic queens. I wonder how long she will stick with it.

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 05:08 PM (pZEOD)

218 Lizzo's trying to get her name out there, seeking the endorsement contracts from Abdul's Tents and the remaining Earl Scheib shops. Jasmine Crockett is also placing herself for those endorsements, though....

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 07, 2025 05:08 PM (S/Y4j)

219 You can't have a fucking case of the Mondays on fucking Wednesday.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 05:06 PM (ULPxl)

Especially since it's fucking Thursday!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 05:08 PM (zZu0s)

220 I know of no man who thinks Beyonce is hot. All her fans are women, girls, & fags.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 07, 2025 05:05 PM (Xhg9g)

You don't have to be a fan of a person's music to think they're attractive.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 07, 2025 05:08 PM (B9Prs)

221 You can't have a fucking case of the Mondays on fucking Wednesday.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 05:06 PM


Even if you missed out on Tummy Rub Tuesday?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 07, 2025 05:08 PM (0sNs1)

222 I'm just not a fan of the surgically enhanced and botoxed up female. I don't find having a good plastic surgeon all that hot.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:07 PM (tjClK)

To nobody's surprise, men are better at judging what men find attractive than women are.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 05:09 PM (8avO+)

223
How about fuck off sponge. And for once do it fucking actually first.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 05:04 PM (zZu0s)



Someone didn't make it to the urinal and found your Cheerio bowl, it seems.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:09 PM (tjClK)

224 >>> 219
==
Especially since it's fucking Thursday!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 05:08 PM (zZu0s)

Fuck!

I got fucking willowed AGAIN!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 05:09 PM (ULPxl)

225 Btw Sydney looks terrible in that last pic

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 07, 2025 05:09 PM (0WlRx)

226 There used to be a commenter on Hot Air who went by "Loxodonta."

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2025 05:09 PM (77rzZ)

227 She is losing weight and doing it the hard way- like actually eating right and exercising. It’s taking her longer than our ozempic queens. I wonder how long she will stick with it.

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 05:08 PM (pZEOD)

You know what program she should try? PMITA prison, for stealing our money.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 05:10 PM (i24o9)

228 2. There are tons of 'chubby chasers' in the black world.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 04:58 PM (tjClK)

Not just in the black world. I had one in my pilot training class.

Posted by: GWB at August 07, 2025 05:10 PM (Mi0CH)

229
You can't have a fucking case of the Mondays on fucking Wednesday.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

But it’s Thursday, is there a rule about Mondays on Thursday?

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 05:10 PM (pZEOD)

230 Peter Griffin reads Lizzo's grocery list:

A palette? Am-am I readin' this right? Y-You need a palette of chocolate-covered pretzels? Wh-wh-where the hell am i supposed to - a-an-an-and wh-what is this, a drum of grape jam?
Is that, like, a drum, like, they ship oil in? Is that...
And look at this one, "A desk of Cheez-Its."
A desk? Where were you getting these units of measurement from? Okay. You stay right here, big gal.
I'll be right back with "a hammock of cake."

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 07, 2025 05:10 PM (qTttR)

231 I got fucking willowed AGAIN!!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 05:09 PM


Nice recovery.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 07, 2025 05:10 PM (0sNs1)

232 >>> 223
==
Someone didn't make it to the urinal and found your Cheerio bowl, it seems.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:09 PM (tjClK)

I thought it was Wheaties.

Why don't You People tell me anything?!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 05:10 PM (ULPxl)

233
Especially since it's fucking Thursday!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 05:08 PM (zZu0s)



#MicDrop

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:11 PM (tjClK)

234 i remember seeing a pic of lizzo lying on a beach somewhere a few years ago. she looked like a walrus
Posted by: gnats local678 at August 07, 2025 05:04 PM (CWTWj)

Hopefully not in Oregon. They might be ready this time to blow up a beached whale.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 07, 2025 05:11 PM (S/Y4j)

235 Can we retire the ugly, trashy phrase "calling out?"

We're retiring annoying words and phases?

Here's my #1-with-a-bullet annoying phrase: "Adopting" a pet. No. You are either buying a pet or picking one up from the pound.

Posted by: Chuck C at August 07, 2025 05:11 PM (D0HYP)

236 Fuck!

I got fucking willowed AGAIN!!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 05:09 PM (ULPxl)

LOL.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 05:11 PM (zZu0s)

237 had to wear TuffSkins as a kid.
===
Ha. Mom bought us those once. Me and the brothers went out to the cement driveway and start rubbing our knees on it until it made holes. Holes in both knees in ten minutes. Ran back inside to show her. She had a fit.... ironed patches on the knees and threatened murder if we made holes in them. Fun times.

Posted by: 3 boys ages 10 11 and 12 at August 07, 2025 05:11 PM (3Jagb)

238
You People sicken me.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 07, 2025 05:11 PM (Xhg9g)

239 New York Post@nypost
Stressed adults rely on pacifiers to soothe themselves: ‘I feel a sense of safety from childhood’
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 07, 2025 05:03 PM (L/fGl)


Oh ferf*ckssakes..........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:05 PM (tjClK)
***

Jeez. Wimps.
Wasn't it Mark Twain who said what America really needs is a good 5 cent cigar? Apparently the soymen of NY still do.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2025 05:11 PM (W/lyH)

240 Beyonce looks more threatening than welcoming. Smiling wouldn't kill her.
Posted by: Decaf
.......

She's going to make somebody a great Mother-In-Law

Posted by: wth at August 07, 2025 05:11 PM (v0R5T)

241 Btw Sydney looks terrible in that last pic

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 07, 2025 05:09 PM (0WlRx)
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Yes, she has her good pictures and bad pictures.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 05:11 PM (krQz2)

242
Not just in the black world. I had one in my pilot training class.
Posted by: GWB at August 07, 2025 05:10 PM (Mi0CH)



I didn't say it was isolated to the black world.....My brother has always been into the larger than him class of broad.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:12 PM (tjClK)

243 Btw Sydney looks terrible in that last pic
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade

Yep. I mean anybody can take a bad picture, but yeesh.

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2025 05:12 PM (77rzZ)

244 >>> Wow. That escalated quickly.

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2025 05:06 PM (77rzZ)

That's fair.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 05:07 PM (i24o9)

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Oh Lord. This thread is like reading text from my kids.

Posted by: Turn 2 at August 07, 2025 05:12 PM (CyFyf)

245 My 23-year-old son is always saying "That's fair" after someone makes a statement. I guess he's indicating agreement with it, or saying "good point?"
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2025 05:05 PM (77rzZ)

He's acknowledging they could be right. But he wouldn't admit it at this point.
Posted by: GWB at August 07, 2025 05:07 PM (Mi0CH)

Reminds me of the text joke

A > "I've decided I'm tired of wrangling with fools and idiots. I just say "You know, you're right" and go on with my life.

B > "That's really stupid!"

A > "You know, you're right"

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 05:12 PM (8avO+)

246 You can't have a fucking case of the Mondays on fucking Wednesday.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 05:06 PM (ULPxl)

Especially since it's fucking Thursday!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 05:08 PM (zZu0s)
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I'll have to remind the wife.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 05:12 PM (krQz2)

247 >>I know of no man who thinks Beyonce is hot. All her fans are women, girls, & fags.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 07, 2025 05:05 PM (Xhg9g)
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I thought she looked smoking hot in the Austin Powers sequel.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 07, 2025 05:13 PM (bNf8H)

248 Clips from those videos under the fold.

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ISWYDT, Ace.

Gross!

Posted by: ShainS at August 07, 2025 05:13 PM (V9i4E)

249 #MicDrop
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:11 PM (tjClK)

She qued it up for me so perfectly, I spent like 15 seconds going 'it IS Thursday, right?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 05:13 PM (zZu0s)

250 I wonder how long she will stick with it.
Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 05:08 PM (pZEOD)

I don't care if she does. That hypocrite tries to get praise for losing weight after being the loudest, most obstreperous voice for the "kill yourself with food" movement.

She wasn't the poster child for Fat Pride. She was the billboard.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2025 05:13 PM (Frm63)

251 And now for something completely different. Navy corpsman saves woman in motorcycle accident. Sunny Skyz site:

https://tinyurl.com/fbryp7f6

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2025 05:14 PM (2GCMq)

252
Our Favorite President(tm) is celebrating Purple Heart Day

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 07, 2025 05:14 PM (Xhg9g)

253
She is losing weight and doing it the hard way- like actually eating right and exercising. It’s taking her longer than our ozempic queens. I wonder how long she will stick with it.
Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 05:08 PM (pZEOD)



I'd bet, while she's doing some, she's on GLP-1's....she's got a LOT of weight to lose and even cancer wouldn't take it off that fast.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:14 PM (tjClK)

254 I thought she looked smoking hot in the Austin Powers sequel.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 07, 2025 05:13 PM (bNf8H)
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Thank you!

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 05:14 PM (krQz2)

255 Also, I think one of the most t insulting, rage inducing things is 'keep his/her name out of your mouth!' That one fills me with rage for some reason. The utter arrogance to try to fucking thought police my fucking speech princess?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 04:56 PM (zZu0s)

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When I hear that all I can think is the arrogance of that person.

Posted by: Decaf at August 07, 2025 05:14 PM (unUNN)

256 You can't have a fucking case of the Mondays on fucking Wednesday.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 05:06 PM (ULPxl)

Especially since it's fucking Thursday!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 05:08 PM (zZu0s)
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I'll have to remind the wife.
Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 05:12 PM (krQz2)
*=*

Oh man.
Dibs on your stuff.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2025 05:15 PM (W/lyH)

257 Btw Sydney looks terrible in that last pic
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade
......

They did her hair with Elmer's Glue.

Posted by: wth at August 07, 2025 05:15 PM (v0R5T)

258 She wasn't the poster child for Fat Pride. She was the billboard.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at

Right, amd then her fan base got all mad at her for losing weight and being healthy. I mean people are insane. Bat shizzle crazy. I am going to go hug a cat or a dog. Whichever one I run into first around here.

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 05:15 PM (pZEOD)

259 had to wear TuffSkins as a kid.
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Ha. Mom bought us those once. Me and the brothers went out to the cement driveway and start rubbing our knees on it until it made holes. Holes in both knees in ten minutes. Ran back inside to show her. She had a fit.... ironed patches on the knees and threatened murder if we made holes in them. Fun times.
Posted by: 3 boys ages 10 11 and 12 at August 07, 2025 05:11 PM (3Jagb)

My mom got me a new pair of tennies from the discount store and the first day I somehow ripped the cloth on the side from toe to near the heel in about half an hour. She was so mad, not really at me. I hope she got a refund from the store.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 05:15 PM (8avO+)

260 thinks she is prettier than SS, but she needs to drop about 15 lbs. The camera is not her friend.
Posted by: Diogenes at August

Twenty, with a dozen from the ass.

Posted by: From about That Time at August 07, 2025 05:16 PM (RE0lB)

261 Courtney Cox was pretty hot, but at some point while making Friends she decided to look like Skeletor.

I can't remember whether the botox came first or the Skeletor look.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 05:16 PM (krQz2)

262
She qued it up for me so perfectly, I spent like 15 seconds going 'it IS Thursday, right?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 05:13 PM (zZu0s)



Credit where due. Well played.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:16 PM (tjClK)

263 Soooooo~*

@CultureCrave 17m
Gina Carano and Disney have settled their legal dispute — “We look forward to identifying opportunities to work together with Ms. Carano in the near future”

* if you get this, you're an FNT viewer.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 07, 2025 05:16 PM (mlg/3)

264 People who’re not particularly attractive don’t much appreciate attractive people. Jealousy, old as time.

Posted by: Eromero at August 07, 2025 05:17 PM (jgmnb)

265 Shut up, I totally knew it was Thursday.





Announcer Voice: She's lying.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 05:17 PM (ULPxl)

266 A bottle of Ace = a bottle of Val-u-Rite.

Posted by: tsj017 at August 07, 2025 05:17 PM (xakWh)

267 I want you to get up...and go to the window...and shout, "I'm fed up, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2025 05:17 PM (JvZF+)

268 Courtney Cox was pretty hot, but at some point while making Friends she decided to look like Skeletor.

I can't remember whether the botox came first or the Skeletor look.
Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 05:16 PM (krQz2)


Shit......that stupid phone game commercial her and Kudrow are on.....Cox does resemble Skeletor and Kudrow looks like she's 94 with skin pulled tight and botox on IV.

I hate what hollywood has done for vanity in once attractive women.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:17 PM (tjClK)

269 I'd bet, while she's doing some, she's on GLP-1's....she's got a LOT of weight to lose and even cancer wouldn't take it off that fast.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at

But it hasn’t been fast, that is just it. I would be the first one to call it out because I am pretty anti Glp -1. Maybe she is now, because the hard way is….hard. But that isn’t how she started. I don’t really stalk her enough to know. 😂

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 05:18 PM (pZEOD)

270 Also, I think one of the most t insulting, rage inducing things is 'keep his/her name out of your mouth!' That one fills me with rage for some reason. The utter arrogance to try to fucking thought police my fucking speech princess?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 04:56 PM (zZu0s)

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It reminds me of when Teddy tried to stop Ronald Reagan from quoting JFK.

The phrase is new, but the maneuver is old.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 05:18 PM (krQz2)

271 OT

Two Dead After Helicopter Crashes Into Barge in Mississippi River
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What, they didn't see it?!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 07, 2025 05:18 PM (/lPRQ)

272
Can we retire the ugly, trashy phrase "calling out?"

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Can we add "throwing shade" to the list?
Posted by: Turn 2

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"Sus" for me, please.
Posted by: Axeman

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"Lie on" or "tell on"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 07, 2025 04:51 PM (mlg/3)


Describing anyone as "amazing"


Plus, any use of "to the next level", especially in professional environments

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 07, 2025 05:18 PM (y9nCu)

273 We're retiring annoying words and phases?

Here's my #1-with-a-bullet annoying phrase: "Adopting" a pet. No. You are either buying a pet or picking one up from the pound.
Posted by: Chuck C at August 07, 2025 05:11 PM (D0HYP)

The pound charges you money too. I've only gotten 2 free cats, and one died before a week had passed. So I got one from the ASPCA on advice from a friend and she lasted 20 years.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 05:18 PM (8avO+)

274 hoa, those were actual brake shoes and not pads on rotors. Really old school stuff. Used a brake spring tool, too.

That may be even more impressive than her shooting.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 07, 2025 04:40 PM (tT6L1)


Not taking anything away from her, but I’d like to see her do it with the wrong tools like I do. Big ass channel locks and an old screwdriver.
Which usually ends up puncturing my hand somehow, but that’s besides the point.

I don’t know why I think saving $20 on a specialty tool is worth the extra 2 hours it takes me lol.

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 07, 2025 05:20 PM (rhwF0)

275 Courtney Cox was pretty hot, but at some point while making Friends she decided to look like Skeletor.

I can't remember whether the botox came first or the Skeletor look.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 05:16 PM (krQz2)

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Great, now James Carville can say that Courtney Cox once looked like him ...

Posted by: ShainS at August 07, 2025 05:20 PM (V9i4E)

276 New York Post@nypost
Stressed adults rely on pacifiers to soothe themselves: ‘I feel a sense of safety from childhood’
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 07, 2025 05:03 PM (L/fGl)

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I've heard it said that cigarettes are adult pacifiers.

Posted by: Decaf at August 07, 2025 05:20 PM (unUNN)

277 But it hasn’t been fast, that is just it. I would be the first one to call it out because I am pretty anti Glp -1. Maybe she is now, because the hard way is….hard. But that isn’t how she started. I don’t really stalk her enough to know. 😂
Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 05:18 PM (pZEOD)



When you weigh in at over 4 bills, doing it the 'hard way' isn't going to drop it as fast as she's dropping, unless she's starving herself by fasting weeks at a time.

Or, she just ingested a tapeworm thinking she'll just shit it when done.

She's doping.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:20 PM (tjClK)

278 I want you to get up...and go to the window...and shout, "I'm fed up, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!"
Posted by: San Franpsycho

My favorite scene from that movie is where Holden and Faye Dunaway (hubba hubba) are having sex and through the whole act Faye's character is ceaselessly babbling about ratings and market share.

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2025 05:21 PM (77rzZ)

279 Tastes like chicken.

Posted by: Lizzo is hangry at August 07, 2025 05:21 PM (Q2efd)

280 American Eagle jeans max at size 18. Big girls can go on a diet.
In the meantime Sydney & American Jeans are Grooving High.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2025 05:21 PM (mjogX)

281 I'm talking about the Sydney Sweeny ad because...dat ass.

Epstein who?

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 07, 2025 05:21 PM (D1vbu)

282 And a huge ass does not equal perfection.

Posted by: Eromero at August 07, 2025 05:21 PM (jgmnb)

283 We're retiring annoying words and phases?
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Please don't say, "I'll do the chicken." instead say, "I'll have the chicken, please."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2025 05:22 PM (JvZF+)

284 In GenZ "crash out' now means throwing a violent tantrum and not it's proper historical meaning of collapsing in Exhaustion

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 07, 2025 05:22 PM (qTttR)

285 Taran Butler/Taran Tactical Innovations is 100% the place and dude that trained Keanu for the Wick series.

Posted by: ballistic at August 07, 2025 05:22 PM (3BwY8)

286 Wonder which excuse obam will use in court?

Legal terms have changed meanings.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at August 07, 2025 05:22 PM (5C0Zm)

287 Speaking of big hind quarters in Levi’s, I am starving. I am going to go eat something, as if any cares about this.

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 05:22 PM (pZEOD)

288 I once had a case of the Mondays for six months straight.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2025 05:23 PM (7kjEa)

289 >>> 283 We're retiring annoying words and phases?
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Please don't say, "I'll do the chicken." instead say, "I'll have the chicken, please."
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2025 05:22 PM (JvZF+)

On behalf of her cousins, Bluebell the Hen says THANK YOU.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 05:23 PM (ULPxl)

290 Btw Sydney looks terrible in that last pic
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 07, 2025 05:09 PM (0WlRx)
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But you would raise no objection to her eating crackers in bed, correct?

I have to say with the videos of her working on cars and enjoying pistol shooting, I must revise and extend my previous remarks.

10/10 Wife material.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2025 05:23 PM (ZOv7s)

291 I've heard it said that cigarettes are adult pacifiers.
Posted by: Decaf at August 07, 2025 05:20 PM (unUNN)

I've seen a lot of smokers light up about 10 seconds after there's nothing in their hands.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 05:23 PM (8avO+)

292 Wonder which excuse obam will use in court?

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at August 07, 2025 05:22 PM (5C0Zm)
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"Did I do that?!"

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 05:23 PM (krQz2)

293 Speaking of big hind quarters in Levi’s, I am starving. I am going to go eat something, as if any cares about this.
Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 05:22 PM (pZEOD)



Don't choke on a chicken bone.

See? I care.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:23 PM (tjClK)

294 Speaking of big hind quarters in Levi’s, I am starving. I am going to go eat something, as if any cares about this.
Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 05:22 PM (pZEOD)

i care

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 05:24 PM (8avO+)

295 I said Grooving High

youtube.com/watch?v=slUkdOoXgWE

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2025 05:24 PM (mjogX)

296 My favorite scene from that movie is where Holden and Faye Dunaway (hubba hubba) are having sex and through the whole act Faye's character is ceaselessly babbling about ratings and market share.

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2025 05:21 PM (77rzZ)
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A very prescient movie.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2025 05:24 PM (JvZF+)

297 What is with applying makeup while shooting videos. These will not age well. She looks like she needs a cheeseburger, milkshake, and some therapy.

Posted by: H at August 07, 2025 05:24 PM (2gjbv)

298 >>We're retiring annoying words and phases?

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All corporate-speak. "Ecosystems" and "deliverables" and "leverage" and "scalable."

Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 07, 2025 05:24 PM (bNf8H)

299 >>> 293 Speaking of big hind quarters in Levi’s, I am starving. I am going to go eat something, as if any cares about this.
Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 05:22 PM (pZEOD)


Don't choke on a chicken bone.

See? I care.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:23 PM (tjClK)

If she eats kale there will be no chicken or any other critter bones to worry about.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 05:24 PM (ULPxl)

300 Describing anyone as "amazing"


Plus, any use of "to the next level", especially in professional environments
Posted by: IllTemperedCur


There's a site that I visit called "The Society for Commercial Archaeology" that talks about ole-time neon signs, diners, tourist attractions, and such. Interesting enough site, but what drives me nuts is their constant use of the word "iconic" for things that most people have never heard of.

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2025 05:24 PM (77rzZ)

301 Lizzo weighs in
Clips under the fold

" I ain't eating it' Give it to Mikey he eats everything.
Hey Mikey!!

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 05:25 PM (VPPG8)

302 She wasn't the poster child for Fat Pride. She was the billboard.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2025 05:13 PM (Frm63)
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*rimshot*

"I'll be here all week. Tip your server and try the veal."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2025 05:25 PM (ZOv7s)

303
If she eats kale there will be no chicken or any other critter bones to worry about.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 05:24 PM (ULPxl)



There is no protein in Kale unless added to the smoothie. Smoothies are not food. She said she was starving. I stand by my statement.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:26 PM (tjClK)

304 Calling out, claps back ..... the phrases of idiocracy.

Posted by: Gary W at August 07, 2025 05:26 PM (smrJR)

305
I thought I saw a half-eaten Subway sandwich hiding in one of Lizzo's folds.

...though it could've been from Jersey Mike's.


Posted by: naturalfake at August 07, 2025 05:26 PM (iJfKG)

306 Needs a pacifier.

New York Post@nypost
Diana Taurasi goes scorched earth on WNBA pay: ‘The f–king janitor made more than me’

Must be a mighty high paid janitor.

Dr. Judgmental Shoelace, PhD. @DocKilmer
She's gaslighting everyone, she makes more than $234k

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 07, 2025 05:26 PM (L/fGl)

307 On the factory floor where they measured and cut the denim for Lizzo's customized pair of jeans, was "The Who"'s song "I can see for miles" playing as an inspiration to the seamstresses who were assigned this project?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 07, 2025 05:26 PM (O7YUW)

308 Describing anyone as "amazing"
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You're going to run up against PDJT on that one.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 05:26 PM (krQz2)

309 All corporate-speak. "Ecosystems" and "deliverables" and "leverage" and "scalable."
Posted by: Frasier Crane

"granularity"
"bleeding edge"
"best-of-breed"

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2025 05:27 PM (77rzZ)

310 Five cent cigar man was Thomas Marshall, VP under Wilson.

Posted by: Thanatopsis at August 07, 2025 05:27 PM (GYt5+)

311 Calling out, was for fighting in 7th grade, 1981.

Posted by: Sports Illustrated PR team at August 07, 2025 05:28 PM (s9EN2)

312 I'm not at all enamored w Sweeney. She has the facial expressions of canned tuna. Yes guys - look, boobs - same story.

Posted by: Gary W at August 07, 2025 05:28 PM (smrJR)

313 On the factory floor where they measured and cut the denim for Lizzo's customized pair of jeans, was "The Who"'s song "I can see for miles" playing as an inspiration to the seamstresses who were assigned this project?
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 07, 2025 05:26 PM (O7YUW)
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It was "Up, Up and Away" by the Fifth Dimension.

"My beautiful, my beautiful balooooon!"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2025 05:28 PM (ZOv7s)

314 Can we retire the ugly, trashy phrase "calling out?"

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Can we add "throwing shade" to the list?
Posted by: Turn 2

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"Sus" for me, please.
Posted by: Axeman

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"Lie on" or "tell on"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 07, 2025 04:51 PM (mlg/3)


Describing anyone as "amazing"


Plus, any use of "to the next level", especially in professional environments

'Go fuck yourself you piece of shit' oh wait what that's ON the list? oh ok

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 05:28 PM (VPPG8)

315 Beyoncé desperately tries to look white. Pathetic.
Lizzo trying to look skinny white, also pathetic.

Posted by: runner at August 07, 2025 05:28 PM (sFBIQ)

316 New York Post@nypost
Diana Taurasi goes scorched earth on WNBA pay: ‘The f–king janitor made more than me’

Must be a mighty high paid janitor.

Dr. Judgmental Shoelace, PhD. @DocKilmer
She's gaslighting everyone, she makes more than $234k
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 07, 2025 05:26 PM (L/fGl)

The janitor might play better basketball than her too.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 05:28 PM (8avO+)

317
New York Post@nypost
Diana Taurasi goes scorched earth on WNBA pay: ‘The f–king janitor made more than me’



Explain to me how a league that loses MILLIONS OF DOLLARS a year should pay you MORE MONEY than it makes?

The entitlement of these bitches. Holy shit. You got a college education, supposedly. You went to school for free. You didn't learn a craft or skill that gave you opportunity OTHER than a game that no one really wants to pay you to see you do after college, that's YOUR fault.

Shit....STEVE YOUNG IS A LAWYER. He got a law degree....AND made millions playing a sport that PEOPLE PAY TO WATCH.

I'm really starting to HATE the WNBA instead of just not really giving a shit about it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:29 PM (tjClK)

318
If she eats kale there will be no chicken or any other critter bones to worry about.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Unsweetened ancient grain cereal with unsweetened almond milk. I am living in the edge.

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 05:29 PM (pZEOD)

319 https://tinyurl.com/fbryp7f6
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Oh Fen, thanks for sharing that beautiful story. Love the picture of the two. I assume that he brought her the flowers with the note....it is so nice to remember how many good people that are in this world - thank you for sharing!

Posted by: Cheri at August 07, 2025 05:30 PM (oiNtH)

320 >>> 316 New York Post@nypost
Diana Taurasi goes scorched earth on WNBA pay: ‘The f–king janitor made more than me’

Must be a mighty high paid janitor.

Dr. Judgmental Shoelace, PhD. @DocKilmer
She's gaslighting everyone, she makes more than $234k
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 07, 2025 05:26 PM (L/fGl)

The janitor might play better basketball than her too.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 05:28 PM (8avO+)

If the janitor worked for a company contracted to the WNBA he was probably working for a company making a profit.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 05:30 PM (ULPxl)

321 Diana Taurasi goes scorched earth on WNBA pay: ‘The f–king janitor made more than me’

Then find another line of work. The end.

Posted by: Free Thinker at August 07, 2025 05:30 PM (mKw0q)

322
Describing anyone as "amazing"


Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 05:28 PM (



I sometimes describe my wife as amazing. After what she's gone through the past year, she IS f*cking amazing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:30 PM (tjClK)

323 >>>Lizzo Now Weighs In

heh
heh heh

Posted by: m at August 07, 2025 05:30 PM (aURVT)

324 Lizzo makes me happy that I don't know or care who wins the Grammy these days.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 07, 2025 05:31 PM (Fju+s)

325 I'm really starting to HATE the WNBA instead of just not really giving a shit about it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:29 PM (tjClK)

I hate them because their first act on finding someone who plays well and gets her team playing well was to try and physically injure her.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 05:31 PM (8avO+)

326 I am just going to be honest here and say that I never have found Rhianna or Beyonce to be all that attractive, and think their names are dumb.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 05:31 PM (dfIr7)

327 >>> 318
==
Unsweetened ancient grain cereal with unsweetened almond milk. I am living in the edge.
Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 05:29 PM (pZEOD)

But you'll be at the TX MoMee again, right? So we can corrupt you then.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 05:32 PM (ULPxl)

328 There are plenty of women in the world who have (or had) smaller boobs than Sweeney but are (or were) far more beautiful (and, therefore, desirable) overall:

Nicole Kidman;
pre-plastic-surgery Meg Ryan;
Zooey Deschanel;
Grace Kelly;
Elizabeth Montgomery
...and many more.

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2025 05:32 PM (77rzZ)

329 But you'll be at the TX MoMee again, right? So we can corrupt you then.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August

I will be there!

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 05:33 PM (pZEOD)

330 Before we get enstompened by the newest post, I just have to say that the WNBA dildo thread was legendarily funny.

Hulk may have been my favorite poster. I'm still laughing when I think about it.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 07, 2025 05:33 PM (rVWDP)

331 282 And a huge ass does not equal perfection.
Posted by: Eromero

Sadly, no.

Posted by: Hugh Jhass at August 07, 2025 05:33 PM (Dv3i1)

332 Posted by: Cheri at August 07, 2025 05:30 PM (oiNtH

You're most welcome. I like these kinds of stories.
"Sunny Skyz" specializes in those kinds of stories.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2025 05:33 PM (2GCMq)

333 >>> 329
==
I will be there!
Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 05:33 PM (pZEOD)

Woo hoo!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 05:33 PM (ULPxl)

334 Lizzo weighs in?

A cattle scale?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 07, 2025 05:33 PM (ZmEVT)

335 Blubber and claws? Ain't no way I'm clicking on that, Lizzo.

Posted by: Tinfoil Dispenser at August 07, 2025 05:33 PM (ERYKL)

336 Trump is using gerrymandering his own self.

Trump Gerrymanders U.S. To Include Canada

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 07, 2025 05:34 PM (L/fGl)

337 What What thats that you say???
Beyonder and Schitzo are NOT natural blondes!

You're a fuckin NAZI for saying this.

-Someone college dolt debating Charlie Kirk

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 05:34 PM (VPPG8)

338 Diana Taurasi goes scorched earth on WNBA pay: ‘The f–king janitor made more than me’

Then find another line of work. The end.
Posted by: Free Thinker at August 07, 2025 05:30 PM (mKw0q)

See if that janitorial company is hiring.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 07, 2025 05:34 PM (S/Y4j)

339 Sydney is a good looking woman, IMO not top but still very attractive

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2025 05:34 PM (+qU29)

340 I think Beyonce was better looking when she had two names.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at August 07, 2025 05:35 PM (kTd/k)

341 325 I'm really starting to HATE the WNBA instead of just not really giving a shit about it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:29 PM (tjClK)

I hate them because their first act on finding someone who plays well and gets her team playing well was to try and physically injure her.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 05:31 PM (8avO+)

---

In very short order, they've gone from exciting play
to appalling thuggery

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 07, 2025 05:35 PM (Fju+s)

342 282 And a huge ass does not equal perfection.
Posted by: Eromero at August 07, 2025 05:21 PM (jgmnb)
——-

‘Fuck you, homie!”

— Sir Mix-a-Lot

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 07, 2025 05:35 PM (0WlRx)

343 “In these recent incidents, it’s a stretch to argue targeting the WNBA wasn’t strategic and intentional. Making a sex toy the focal point of games in a league that has perhaps the most openly gay and queer players doesn’t seem like an accident either. This is not just a prank or an opportunistic viral moment, but another attempt to demean women in sports.”

--Shannon Ryan in The Athletic

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 07, 2025 05:35 PM (0sNs1)

344 The janitor might play better basketball than her too.

And he can cover the floor.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 07, 2025 05:35 PM (/y8xj)

345 Diana Taurasi goes scorched earth on WNBA pay: ‘The f–king janitor made more than me’
---
Yes, scorch the ground you're standing on. That's a good idea.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 05:35 PM (krQz2)

346
I will be there!
Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 05:33 PM (pZEOD)



Uh oh......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:36 PM (tjClK)

347 The janitor might play better basketball than her too.

And he can cover the floor.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 07, 2025 05:35 PM (/y8xj)
---
Perhaps he has a more marketable skill?

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 05:36 PM (krQz2)

348 Unsweetened ancient grain cereal with unsweetened almond milk. I am living in the edge.
Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 05:29 PM (pZEOD)

Piper, it appears (though it is yet to be confirmed medically) that my recent bouts of upchucking are the result of gastroparesis (in turn the result of my diabetes), in which my stomach doesn't empty into the intestines quickly enough. I know that you're not an MD, but do you have any knowledge of the dietary changes I could take to improve things? I don't want to rely solely on Wikipedia.

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2025 05:37 PM (77rzZ)

349 Unsweetened ancient grain cereal with unsweetened almond milk. I am living in the edge.
Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 05:29 PM (pZEOD)
====

Get this girl a cupcake, stat!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2025 05:38 PM (JvZF+)

350 >>> 346
I will be there!
Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 05:33 PM (pZEOD)


Uh oh......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:36 PM (tjClK)

What? She has to be there if CowHorseQueen needs an assist in another MoMee Cattle Round-up.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 05:38 PM (ULPxl)

351 “In these recent incidents, it’s a stretch to argue targeting the WNBA wasn’t strategic and intentional. Making a sex toy the focal point of games in a league that has perhaps the most openly gay and queer players doesn’t seem like an accident either. This is not just a prank or an opportunistic viral moment, but another attempt to demean women in sports.”

--Shannon Ryan in The Athletic
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 07, 2025 05:35 PM (0sNs1)



You're reading WAYYY to much into it, sugartits.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:38 PM (tjClK)

352 As famous as that lizzo chick is, I bet she still has to pay dudes to do her.

Posted by: mot at August 07, 2025 05:38 PM (fIPNY)

353 Those words bother me, but you know what really bothers me,...

When the children point out obvious shit that we all know.

"Hey, did you know that soda can used to need a can opener?"

"OMG, my dad is older than google!"

If I see any of you little shits around my lawn again, I got my 20Ga loaded with salt pellets.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at August 07, 2025 05:38 PM (78A15)

354 If the janitor makes $250K ? I'll do that job.

Posted by: Free Thinker at August 07, 2025 05:38 PM (mKw0q)

355 In these recent incidents, it’s a stretch to argue targeting the WNBA wasn’t strategic and intentional. Making a sex toy the focal point of games in a league that has perhaps the most openly gay and queer players doesn’t seem like an accident either. This is not just a prank or an opportunistic viral moment, but another attempt to demean women in sports.”

--Shannon Ryan in The Athletic
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 07, 2025 05:35 PM (0sNs1)
——-

Gee, throwing neon green dildos is an attempt to demean women’s sports? No way! The WNBA is a joke and deserves to be demeaned.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 07, 2025 05:38 PM (0WlRx)

356 Unsweetened ancient grain cereal with unsweetened almond milk. I am living in the edge.
Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 05:29 PM (pZEOD)

The one earlier this week? Yeah, I was giggling like a kid during that one.

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2025 05:39 PM (77rzZ)

357 "Diana Taurasi goes scorched earth on WNBA pay: ‘The f–king janitor made more than me’"

If many of those women worked as hard at improving their basketball skills as that janitor works, they'd surely be a lot better player.

I get the idea that Caitlin worked pretty hard at her craft (pro-baseball father I think?) and she also works hard at the PR stuff with kids and fans. Too bad Caitlin still seems to be a Karen, politically.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 07, 2025 05:39 PM (vbXSk)

358 If you want more money, try making it more dangerous.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at August 07, 2025 05:39 PM (5C0Zm)

359 Nicole Kidman;
pre-plastic-surgery Meg Ryan;
Zooey Deschanel;
Grace Kelly;
Elizabeth Montgomery
...and many more.

Inger Stevens
Joey Heatherton
Goldie Hawn
The Blonde chick in on page 46 in the 01/74 issue of Swank magazine
The Queen of Spades in the Vargas Deck of playing cards 1948

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 05:39 PM (VPPG8)

360
What? She has to be there if CowHorseQueen needs an assist in another MoMee Cattle Round-up.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 05:38 PM (ULPxl)



Valid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:39 PM (tjClK)

361 This female umpire thing isn't working out.

Female Umpire Ejects Player For Something He Did In Her Dream Last Night

-
From the Bee.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 07, 2025 05:39 PM (L/fGl)

362 Piper, it appears (though it is yet to be confirmed medically) that my recent bouts of upchucking are the result of gastroparesis (in turn the result of my diabetes), in which my stomach doesn't empty into the intestines quickly enough. I know that you're not an MD, but do you have any knowledge of the dietary changes I could take to improve things? I don't want to rely solely on Wikipedia.
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2025 05:37 PM (77rzZ)
====

You should try New and Improved Colon Blow cereal!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2025 05:40 PM (JvZF+)

363 This is not just a prank or an opportunistic viral moment, but another attempt to demean women in sports.”

--Shannon Ryan in The Athletic

I'm not a fan of the dildo tossing. It's mean-spirited, it could hurt someone, and the joke is played out already.

I do wonder if Shannon Ryan thinks men playing in women's sports is also demeaning to women.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 07, 2025 05:40 PM (Dv3i1)

364 I'm really starting to HATE the WNBA instead of just not really giving a shit about it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:29 PM (tjClK)

Agreed. If you're annoyingly boring, at least be quiet.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 05:40 PM (v4ljX)

365 This female umpire thing isn't working out.

Female Umpire Ejects Player For Something He Did In Her Dream Last Night

-
From the Bee.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 07, 2025 05:39 PM (L/fGl)
---
LOL!

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 05:41 PM (krQz2)

366 WNBA is becoming GLOW -- remember the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 07, 2025 05:41 PM (QbJcY)

367 This female umpire thing isn't working out.

Female Umpire Ejects Player For Something He Did In Her Dream Last Night

-
From the Bee.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 07, 2025 05:39 PM (L/fGl)



Even better:

Female umpire ejects player for not knowing what he did wrong.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:41 PM (tjClK)

368 I don't understand how the sloths around here can be so judgmental of one good looking woman over the other.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2025 05:41 PM (mjogX)

369 WNBA is becoming GLOW -- remember the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling
Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 07, 2025 05:41 PM (QbJcY)



I was a yute. We watched that EVERY week.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:42 PM (tjClK)

370 Can we retire the ugly, trashy phrase "calling out?"

=====

Can we add "throwing shade" to the list?
Posted by: Turn 2

---
"Sus" for me, please.
Posted by: Axeman

---
"Lie on" or "tell on"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 07, 2025 04:51 PM (mlg/3)


Describing anyone as "amazing"


Plus, any use of "to the next level", especially in professional environments


Doing that would be a game changer.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 07, 2025 05:42 PM (NzX/y)

371 >>> 363 This is not just a prank or an opportunistic viral moment, but another attempt to demean women in sports.”

--Shannon Ryan in The Athletic

I'm not a fan of the dildo tossing. It's mean-spirited, it could hurt someone, and the joke is played out already.

I do wonder if Shannon Ryan thinks men playing in women's sports is also demeaning to women.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 07, 2025 05:40 PM (Dv3i1)

"That's different! Transwomen are real women!!!" -- Shannon Ryan, probably

I still suspect it's a publicity stunt by the WNBA.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 05:42 PM (ULPxl)

372 Gee, throwing neon green dildos is an attempt to demean women’s sports? No way! The WNBA is a joke and deserves to be demeaned.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 07, 2025 05:38 PM (0WlRx)

You know what demeans the WNBA? The players.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 05:42 PM (i24o9)

373 I still suspect it's a publicity stunt by the WNBA.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 05:42 PM (ULPxl)

Second!

Posted by: mot at August 07, 2025 05:43 PM (fIPNY)

374 NOOD

Gina Carano





settles lawsuit

lame!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 05:43 PM (ULPxl)

375 ACE HAZ A NOOD

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2025 05:43 PM (+qU29)

376 Too bad Caitlin still seems to be a Karen, politically.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 07, 2025 05:39 PM (vbXSk)

---

Thank the Universities

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 07, 2025 05:43 PM (QbJcY)

377 364 I'm really starting to HATE the WNBA instead of just not really giving a shit about it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
-----------------------

The only thing I know about the WNBA is dildos and if I didn't frequent this place I wouldn't know that. It's so far down my list of
wanting to know things I can't find it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2025 05:44 PM (mjogX)

378 Agreed. If you're annoyingly boring, at least be quiet.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 05:40 PM (v4ljX)

That's my real life strategy in social situations.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2025 05:44 PM (wVcYX)

379 Listening to Matt Taibi's interview with Kennedy.

He said that when the Russian story came out, it didn't smell right to him. And his first story was how it didn't shake out.

However, he blanched at the thought that the CIA, FIB, the Press and so many organizations and actors would have colluded to create something like this.

Nice to know.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 05:44 PM (krQz2)

380 THE HEADLINE IS FUNNY BECAUSE "WEIGHS IN" HERE MEANS "TO JOIN THE CONVERSATION OR DEBATE", BUT LIZZO IS ALSO OBESE.

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

Posted by: Pete in Texas at August 07, 2025 05:44 PM (BHrzb)

381 Oh please. The dusky bitch is pretty. She never had a single issue from the age of 15 through today landing a date.

She's just saying "hot chicks make me feel like an uggo" because she wants a jeans ad too.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2025 05:44 PM (Frm63)

382 I don't understand how the sloths around here can be so judgmental of one good looking woman over the other.
Posted by: Braenyard

Men evaluate and rank women all the time (as I'm betting women do with men). It's hard-wired into us for the successful perpetuation of the species. And it's not only about boob size. Personality, intelligence, life skills, etc., all factor into the desirability mix.

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2025 05:44 PM (77rzZ)

383
You know what demeans the WNBA? The players.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 05:42 PM (i24o9)



I think the players demean the league more by asking for more money than how they play. They are paid accordingly.

Most of you play VERY average basketball, even in women's standards.

You do NOT deserve 7 figure salaries. If you can gain it via endorsements, more power to ya. But, you're not good at your day job, STFU about the salary you're paid for it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:45 PM (tjClK)

384 This female umpire thing isn't working out.

Female Umpire Ejects Player For Something He Did In Her Dream Last Night

-
From the Bee.

*cough* green dildo *cough*

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 05:45 PM (VPPG8)

385 Yeah, tripping on a dildo is no laughing matter.

Also, kicking a perfectly functioning dildo is considered a hate crime.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at August 07, 2025 05:45 PM (5C0Zm)

386 Gee, throwing neon green dildos is an attempt to demean women’s sports? No way! The WNBA is a joke and deserves to be demeaned.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 07, 2025 05:38 PM (0WlRx)

You know what demeans the WNBA? The players.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 05:42 PM (i24o9)

Let's let the WNBA teams that make a profit play in the US, and those that don't play in China, supported by the CCP. Perhaps in Dubai, with the full black burqas in the summer sun.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 07, 2025 05:46 PM (S/Y4j)

387 Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2025 05:37 PM (77rzZ)

Hey Bulg....I'm a Type 2 diabetic and I have stomach issues as well. I find that eating small (like snack sized portions) amounts of food at regular intervals through the day helps things process in amore timely manner, especially proteins like seafood, eggs and certain fruits. And I avoid intake of any kind of solid within 2-3 hours of bedtime.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 07, 2025 05:46 PM (3Ope8)

388 You know what demeans the WNBA? The players.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 05:42 PM (i24o

Laca Nookie?

Da more you miss it Da meaner you get?

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 05:47 PM (VPPG8)

389 WNBA players don't get paid a ton, in terms of professional athletes, so it would not be hard for a head janitor for an arena to be paid more. He just provides a lot more value to the arena than they do.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 05:50 PM (dfIr7)

390 "Diana Taurasi goes scorched earth on WNBA pay: ‘The f–king janitor made more than me’"
-------

Somewhere there is an *amazing* tiddly-winks player. Like WORLD CLASS tiddly-winks player. And he/she makes virtually nothing. Being *great* at something that hardly anyone watches doesn't lead to great pay.

Posted by: Crusader at August 07, 2025 05:50 PM (TN0g+)

391 370 Can we retire the ugly, trashy phrase "calling out?"

=====

Can we add "throwing shade" to the list?
Posted by: Turn 2

---
"Sus" for me, please.
Posted by: Axeman

---
"Lie on" or "tell on"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 07, 2025 04:51 PM (mlg/3)

Describing anyone as "amazing"

Plus, any use of "to the next level", especially in professional environments

Doing that would be a game changer.

Top priority would be the use of the word "literally" when you really mean "figuratively". Violators should be thrown into Lizzo's giant buttcrack.

Posted by: Tinfoil Dispenser at August 07, 2025 05:53 PM (ERYKL)

392 391 Describing anyone as "amazing"

Posted by: Tinfoil Dispenser at August 07, 2025 05:53 PM (ERYKL)

But my wife really is amazing.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 07, 2025 06:03 PM (R256O)

393 Chinless, dick nose "brown" beatch sez wut?

Posted by: No Juan Kairz at August 07, 2025 06:03 PM (2sMLA)

394 White girls are prettier. Its just the facts. And they have more diversity too: Snow Whites, Irish Redheads, Mid Century Brunnettes, and Blonde Cheerleaders. Each type a proof that God loves men.

Posted by: Eric2 at August 07, 2025 06:36 PM (aYBMr)

395 391 i'd add "'preciate you" to that
394 enh. those are all nice, but strawberry blondes and all the gals near the equator too.
came here to see sydswee pissing into bucket no.6.
was disappointed.

Posted by: cmeat at August 08, 2025 12:41 PM (hmebG)

CNN Whines That Trump's Energy Secretary Is Reviewing and Possibly Correcting Previous Absurd Claims About "Global Warming"

A long time ago, a commenter or coblogger -- Dave in Texas? The Warden? Empire of Jeff? -- mused:

There must be some unknown force causing our planet to become warmer.

This hypothetical unknown force would have to be large, however -- on an order of magnitude equal to our own Sun.

The Babylon Bee echoes this 20 year old joke:

bbsunheat.jpeg

The Science (TM) is perfect and infallible. No one may question that which The Science (TM) has decreed.


(CNN) -- Energy Sec. Chris Wright said Tuesday night the Trump administration is updating the National Climate Assessments that have been previously published, which the administration recently removed from government websites.

"We're reviewing them, and we will come out with updated reports on those and with comments on those reports," Wright told CNN's Kaitlan Collins in an interview on "The Source."

Wright dismissed the past reports, saying "they weren't fair in broad-based assessments of climate change."

"When you get into departments and look at stuff that's there and you find stuff that's objectionable, you want to fix it," he said.

Energy spokesperson Andrea Woods said, "The National Climate Reports are published by NOAA, not DOE. He was not suggesting he personally would be altering past reports."

The interagency process and publication is overseen by the US Global Change Research Program, which was established by Congress.

...

The first Trump administration signed off on and released the Fourth US National Climate Assessment in 2018, although it attempted to bury the report's news by releasing it on Black Friday. The current administration has deleted all previous reports from government websites, fired the scientists working on the next iteration of the report, and recently issued a separate report compiled by five researchers that questioned the severity of climate change.

Altering or revising previously published assessments would be a significant escalation in the administration's attempts to wipe credible climate science off the record.

Eat dirt. We're not playing games with your remorseless communists any longer.

EPA head Lee Zeldin tried to explain the actual science to CNN's bubble-headed wine aunt Kasie Hunt but she didn't want to hear it.

He gives a clue to what's going on with revising previous "global warming" claims -- none of these dire predictions came to pass. Shall we let those false prophecies of doom stand forever, like religious writs, or should we look at the bad assumptions that caused them to miss the mark?

Lee Zeldin left a CNN host staring blankly for nearly two minutes on Monday as he took her apart regarding a recent proposal at the EPA. As the interview started, host Kasie Hunt dumped an attempted gotcha question on the EPA administrator, asking him if he accepts the "overwhelming scientific consensus" that greenhouse gas emissions drive "man-made climate change." That was in the context of a recent announcement that the Trump administration will revoke a 2009 endangerment finding that led to the implementation of stringent regulations.

Zeldin clearly came prepared, because he peppered Hunt with facts, and for once, a CNN host couldn't come up with a reason to interrupt a Republican.


HUNT: Do you accept the overwhelming scientific consensus that these greenhouse gas emissions are the biggest drivers of man-made climate change?

ZELDIN: Well, it's great to be on with you. First, it's worth pointing out that all eight or so images that you just posted on the screen have nothing to do with this week's announcement. What the 2009 endangerment finding had to do with was with regards to mobile sources, vehicles. This week's proposal to rescind the 2009 endangerment finding was with regards to mobile sources, vehicles. CNN has been using a lot of photos where they show smoke stacks of stationary sources like power plants. That's not what we proposed.

Now, going back to 2009, the science that they were reviewing included both optimistic to pessimistic scenarios. To reach the 2009 endangerment finding, they relied on the most pessimistic views of the science. The great news is that a lot of the pessimistic views of the science in 2009 that was being assumed ended up not panning out. Hey, that's great, we can rely on 2025 facts as opposed to 2009 bad assumptions.

Whenever you speak to any left-winger (as all CNN hosts are) about this topic, you have to understand that climate change is a religious deity to them. It doesn't matter how many decades we've gone without the worst-case predictions coming true. Climate change is a position of faith for these people, and that means they shift the data to meet their preconceived outcome. If new data arises showing climate change isn't the level of threat they claimed it to be, and thus policies should be changed, they brush that off as "denialism."

More at the link, including the video.

Speaking of previous climate alarmist prophecies of doom not panning out: 43 years ago, Dan Rather confidently proclaimed that 25% of Florida would be under water by now.

Posted by: Ace at 03:35 PM




Comments

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1
Warmst!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 07, 2025 03:35 PM (iJfKG)

2 What Trump is doing is nothing short of amazing

Posted by: steevy at August 07, 2025 03:35 PM (YwEeS)

3 He is dismantling the deep state.

Posted by: steevy at August 07, 2025 03:36 PM (YwEeS)

4 Ted Danson told me that the Oceans would be dead by 1995!

Posted by: garrett at August 07, 2025 03:37 PM (L2IqH)

5 I notified the others.

Posted by: Dad of Six at August 07, 2025 03:38 PM (dy8hA)

6 There have been myriad hoaxes, scams, and fake news foisted on Americans, documented fact, too many to list, but the purposeful destruction of the energy sector ranks up there with the most egregious.

They won’t shut the fuck up and they won’t change the subject.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2025 03:38 PM (DYCNj)

7 Time Magazine also promised me an Ice Age.

I threw out ALL of my Ice Cube trays.

Now, I am thinking I might have to replace them?

At what cost?

Posted by: garrett at August 07, 2025 03:38 PM (L2IqH)

8 been a pretty mild summer this year in South America

Posted by: DanMan at August 07, 2025 03:39 PM (8uzBS)

9
Either we stop driving ICE cars in the next 35 seconds or the planet will end and all life as we know it!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 07, 2025 03:39 PM (iJfKG)

10 The sun.

The single, most effective source of "weather" on the planet. Cycles between "active" and "dormant" periods every decade or so.

But, yeah, let's pin this whole climate crisis on humans, who we can shame and heap guilt on so our weird phobias can make a profit and keep us from living under a bridge.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2025 03:40 PM (Q4IgG)

11 some time around 2009 the global warming mob realized that there had been no global warming for about ten years, so they starting carrying on about climate change.

kind of like how in mid 2020 it changed from 'died of covid' to 'died with covid'

Posted by: gnats local678 at August 07, 2025 03:40 PM (CWTWj)

12 100° in van nuys today. Also known as August in SoCal.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 07, 2025 03:40 PM (AAyv9)

13 I threw out ALL of my Ice Cube trays.

Now, I am thinking I might have to replace them?

At what cost?
Posted by: garrett at August 07, 2025 03:38 PM


It depends. Do you want the boring cube shapes or the little Titanic and iceberg shapes?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 07, 2025 03:41 PM (kgE5c)

14
uh...

well...it appears my calculations were off.

But, the World's going to end!!!

And that threat...though...uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...is unproven as of yet is sooooooodire that we must stop driving now!!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 07, 2025 03:41 PM (iJfKG)

15 "Do you accept the overwhelming scientific consensus that these greenhouse gas emissions are the biggest drivers of man-made climate change?"

Very odd and specific phrasing. If she -- or the staffer that wrote it -- is talking specifically about "man made" climate change (not natural climate change), then she is probably correct that greenhouse gasses are the biggest drivers. But that is meaningless because "man made" climate change is negligible at most.

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 07, 2025 03:42 PM (iFTx/)

16 The global warming chicken little scheme lasted longer than others-I’m old enough to remember the population bomb, the ozone layer, nuclear winter, and nuclear Armageddon. Strange, prescription to save the world is always the same, less freedom, more taxes. Oh, I forgot the pandemic. I wonder what’s next.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 07, 2025 03:42 PM (hlNLQ)

17 Well, with the Earf speeding up its spinning, the increased friction is causing this extra heat.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2025 03:42 PM (wVcYX)

18 I vainly ask again- why do people go on CNN? I am told over and over that no one watches and that they are a dying institution. So let them fucking die. Don't prop them up, unless... It's all in the game, yo.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 07, 2025 03:42 PM (MZ+PY)

19 Sort of fits in with last night's story that the universe will last only another 10 billion years. Which incidentally, is when I'll be ready to payoff my credit cards.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 07, 2025 03:42 PM (L/fGl)

20 Always Accurate Never Right Dan Rather

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2025 03:43 PM (JvZF+)

21 334 Fresh thread above.
Posted by: Dad of Six at August 07, 2025 03:37 PM (dy8hA)

Hey look everybody . It's a Drybar Comedy Fan.

- Drybar Comedy Fan Extraordinaire

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 03:43 PM (VPPG8)

22 >> Do you want the boring cube shapes or the little Titanic and iceberg shapes?


I am thinking Dinosaurs.

Then they'll match my Chicken Nuggies.

Posted by: garrett at August 07, 2025 03:43 PM (L2IqH)

23 It was Dave in Texas, he and I had been riffing on the nuclear shiny ball not being factored in at all as a variable.

Posted by: sven at August 07, 2025 03:43 PM (XFYYr)

24 After 7 hours of installation, we have A/C! Just in time for this week's hot days, thank goodness!

So..... SUCK IT, EUROFAGS!

Posted by: pookysgirl, finally cooling off at August 07, 2025 03:43 PM (Wt5PA)

25 in 2018 greta thunderbug on twixxer said that a top scientist said if we don't decorbonize the world economy by 2023 then humanity was doomed. oddly enough she deleted that tweet last year. do i remember that correctly?

Posted by: gnats local678 at August 07, 2025 03:44 PM (CWTWj)

26 If the climate crisis clowns were serious, really believed what they spout off about, they'd be agreeable to offing themselves to save the erf.

We should encourage them to achieve that singular, selfless act as a sign unto others. Something I would surely drink to.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2025 03:44 PM (Q4IgG)

27 Climate change is a position of faith for these people

And the solution is always giving more money and power to government.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 07, 2025 03:44 PM (xTIDn)

28 My cynicism regarding predictions of doom was nurtured at a young age.

I blame the JWs.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2025 03:45 PM (JvZF+)

29 Q: Why doesn't China ever worry about global warming?

A: Because they already have a communist government.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 03:45 PM (i24o9)

30 There taint no doubt about what the sun can do to you.

Posted by: Josh Brolin at August 07, 2025 03:46 PM (0sNs1)

31 Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 03:45 PM (i24o9)

Nice.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 03:46 PM (I7DM/)

32 And an ice age could be fun (aside from the famine.) Think of all the newly exposed land as the sea level lowers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 03:46 PM (zZu0s)

33 Oh wow, Lee Zeldin just drives right over her propaganda and leaves it (and her) in a whiney little lump on the ground.

Great to see. Zeldin is really impressive.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2025 03:46 PM (8i1Xd)

34 Parts of Florida are underwater right now.

Posted by: fd at August 07, 2025 03:46 PM (vFG9F)

35 Don't pick on my sister, Kasie Hunt!

Posted by: Mike at August 07, 2025 03:47 PM (2sMLA)

36 Y'all done missed the last spaceship off this doomed rock.

Posted by: Marshall Applewhite at August 07, 2025 03:47 PM (wVcYX)

37 25- how do you know St. Greta the neurodivergent wasn’t right? We’re prolly all just Bruce Willisn it up in here, like Beetlejuice and just don’t know it.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 07, 2025 03:47 PM (hlNLQ)

38 100° in van nuys today. Also known as August in SoCal.

a crisp 97 here but no wind so it's tolerable...

Posted by: DanMan at August 07, 2025 03:47 PM (8uzBS)

39 I'll repeat it again:
There is no scientifically tested and proven "greenhouse" effect.
It is all hypothesis and computer models.

Not one single actual, real-world observation of cause and effect has confirmed any part of it.

The closest they can come is citing to ... Venus.
Which is millions of miles closer to the Sun, has a day near a year long, and has a concentration of atmospheric sulfur dioxide and carbon dioxide that are thousands of times higher than is even possible on Earth.

"Brawk! Greenhouse effect! Brawk!"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 07, 2025 03:47 PM (gBFby)

40 When the tide goes out, parts of Florida will no longer be underwater.

Posted by: fd at August 07, 2025 03:47 PM (vFG9F)

41 So, the military shooting yesterday - were all the victims female soldiers? I see of the 5 mentioned, the 2 remaining in hospitals right now were both referred to as "she" - I mean, I know you shoot the people you think can't stop you, and I'm assuming he didn't just target women, but it's interesting I can't find a list of the names of the victims still...it's as slow as the DCA helicopter crash...

Posted by: Nova Local at August 07, 2025 03:47 PM (tOcjL)

42 I blame the JWs.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2025 03:45 PM (JvZF+)

Jewish women?

Judicial Watch?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 03:48 PM (zZu0s)

43 100° in van nuys today. Also known as August in SoCal.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 07, 2025 03:40 PM (AAyv9)

It actually has been overall cool and wet in SoCal based on my own observation.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 03:48 PM (8avO+)

44 Miami didn't turn out to be as big a dive as predicted.

Posted by: Joe Mama at August 07, 2025 03:48 PM (2sMLA)

45 and someone tell NASA to quit changing their old data (they change it to "produce" - fabricate - more current warming)

Tony Heller has done many videos on this, where he shows the old data, and the "upgraded" versions just change the numbers. And a lot of their "global temps" are just made up ... there were no stations, they just make up numbers. it is all quite insane/evil/corrupt.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 07, 2025 03:48 PM (vbXSk)

46 Any sane person would question the fact that the global warming crowd has missed every single prediction they have made in the last 45 years. Decade after decade they have made ridiculous claims that never come to pass but they keep at it and the rubes still "believe" them.


We are not dealing with sane people.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 07, 2025 03:48 PM (0N4FZ)

47 The global warming chicken little scheme lasted longer than others-I’m old enough to remember the population bomb, the ozone layer, nuclear winter, and nuclear Armageddon. Strange, prescription to save the world is always the same, less freedom, more taxes. Oh, I forgot the pandemic. I wonder what’s next.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 07, 2025 03:42 PM (hlNLQ)
====
Dimethyl Sulfoxide, Laetrile, Alar

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2025 03:48 PM (JvZF+)

48 It actually has been overall cool and wet in SoCal based on my own observation.
Posted by: Oldcat

It's always Van Nuys in the Valley.

Posted by: Joe Mama at August 07, 2025 03:49 PM (2sMLA)

49 I first became suspicious when the solutions to poverty, crime, war, global warming, homelessness and hunger were all the same thing.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 03:49 PM (I7DM/)

50 Pffttt fossil fuels?? That old flawed research.
COWFARTS!!! That is the cause of global warming.
-MIT freshman 2029

Hey guy we had millions of free range buffalo across the plains. Millions and millions. I saved a photos of crazy white men standing on a two story pile of buffalo skulls. Wanna see it?
-Righteous Plains Indian

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 03:49 PM (VPPG8)

51 What needs to be publicized is that NOAA has been "adjusting" past data to make it look like there's been a warming trend. Also that they are using data from temperature stations that either now sit in heat island or else no longer exist.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 07, 2025 03:49 PM (WvZaB)

52 Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 03:48 PM (zZu0s)
====

Jehovah's Witnesses

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2025 03:49 PM (JvZF+)

53 AGW is just a religion at this point whose ultimate savior is transnational global communist rule by our "educated elites."

They can all go suck an array of dicks because they're stupid and gay.

Posted by: ballistic at August 07, 2025 03:50 PM (3BwY8)

54 Don’t forget DDT

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 07, 2025 03:50 PM (hlNLQ)

55 and someone tell NASA to quit changing their old data (they change it to "produce" - fabricate - more current warming)

Tony Heller has done many videos on this, where he shows the old data, and the "upgraded" versions just change the numbers. And a lot of their "global temps" are just made up ... there were no stations, they just make up numbers. it is all quite insane/evil/corrupt.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 07, 2025 03:48 PM (vbXSk)

Raise bridge / lower water. 220/221. Whatever it takes.

Posted by: NASA Earf Scientists at August 07, 2025 03:50 PM (wVcYX)

56 I've posted numerous times that while studying Astrophysics in the late 1970s, everyone considered greenhouse gases/global warming to be a joke.

But then the funding started pouring in, and the laughter stopped as the grifting commenced.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 07, 2025 03:50 PM (wBaIH)

57 On a very special episode, Mythbusters "proved" the Greenhouse Effect by proving that greenhouses trapped heat.

Epic shark jump.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 03:50 PM (I7DM/)

58 I fucking love Lee Zeldin holy hell he rocks

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 07, 2025 03:50 PM (Pv3Rg)

59 'Cause I'm the sun, I'm the sun
I can move, I can run
But you'll never stop me burning

Posted by: Early RJD at August 07, 2025 03:51 PM (HcoTw)

60 And an ice age could be fun (aside from the famine.) Think of all the newly exposed land as the sea level lowers.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
______

Aren't we technically still at the end of an ice age?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 07, 2025 03:51 PM (Za0JE)

61 Climate change is a position of faith for these people


Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 07, 2025 03:44 PM (xTIDn)

Not according to Google AI:

>>>In online discussions, the phrase "if only global warming equal to the Sun" is often used to convey the idea that if changes in the Sun's activity were the sole cause of observed global warming, it might be a simpler problem, according to The Conversation. However, scientific evidence strongly refutes this notion.

>>>While the Sun is the Earth's primary source of energy, and its output does fluctuate slightly in regular cycles (like the 11-year sunspot cycle), these fluctuations are too small to explain the rapid and significant global warming observed in recent decades. As stated by the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (.gov), satellite measurements since 1978 show no net increase in the Sun's energy output during the period of the most rapid global warming. In fact, solar activity has shown a slight cooling trend since the mid-20th century, even as global temperatures have continued to rise.


Now you know the reason for the push for "AI."

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 03:51 PM (i24o9)

62 Declaring his intent to massively RIF all departments first was a masterstroke by Trump. Now anyone who is resistance can be fired and oh well, someone had to be cut, I guess it's just not your lucky day.

Posted by: toby928 at August 07, 2025 03:51 PM (jc0TO)

63 I prefer quote from the archives, that's the one I tell people.

If only there were some... natural explanation for falling and rising temperatures.
Such a hypothetical source of warming would have to be massive, however. On the order of magnitude of our own Sun.

-- Some ancient AoSHQ commenter whose name is now lost to history
https://ace.mu.nu/archives/357858.php

Posted by: lymond at August 07, 2025 03:51 PM (Jvjtu)

64 A: Because they already have a communist government.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder


/Pedant
Fascist. They have a fascist government. "The People" do not in fact own the means of production. The State does.
/Pedant

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 07, 2025 03:51 PM (mlg/3)

65 Hey guy we had millions of free range buffalo across the plains. Millions and millions. I saved a photos of crazy white men standing on a two story pile of buffalo skulls. Wanna see it?
-Righteous Plains Indian
Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 03:49 PM (VPPG

How's your tribe's version of Prairie Crab Dip?

Posted by: Senatrix Lieawatha at August 07, 2025 03:51 PM (wVcYX)

66 Sort of fits in with last night's story that the universe will last only another 10 billion years. Which incidentally, is when I'll be ready to payoff my credit cards.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 07, 2025 03:42 PM (L/fGl)

They giving up on the big bang or something? Current model has no age limit. Of course they do tend to make shit up.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 03:51 PM (8avO+)

67 Aren't we technically still at the end of an ice age?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 07, 2025 03:51 PM (Za0JE)
------------
We are still in an ice age. We just aren't experiencing extensive glaciation.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 07, 2025 03:52 PM (WvZaB)

68 49 I first became suspicious when the solutions to poverty, crime, war, global warming, homelessness and hunger were all the same thing.
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 03:49 PM (I7DM/)

Yeah well we were just getting started.

-goofy stoopid weirdo person looking for validation for their existence otherwise would jump in an active volcano just for the headlines.

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 03:52 PM (VPPG8)

69 It's been an odd Summer here. We're getting our triple digit high temps, but not as many and nothing above 104-105. Plus, overnight lows are down around the low-mid 60's. In Summer's past it was common to be around 75 as the sun was coming up. Our Summer-blooming plants don't know what to do with themselves.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 07, 2025 03:52 PM (Lgotk)

70 diethylstilbestrol, thalidomide, Vioxx, Dimetapp, Percocet, Darvon

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2025 03:52 PM (JvZF+)

71 @16. Chicken Little was my first thought when they came out with global warming. The sky is falling!!! All bullshit to make money. Nothing but a con game. Don't get me wrong, I'm not. FOR pollution. That is a concern. But a con game is not an answer to the problem.

Posted by: Case at August 07, 2025 03:53 PM (NnONT)

72 re 60: we're in an interglacial period. it's like a fifty thousand year cycle

Posted by: gnats local678 at August 07, 2025 03:53 PM (CWTWj)

73 >>Raise bridge / lower water. 220/221. Whatever it takes.

Missoula County changed its definition of Flood Height in order to create a larger incidence of flooding so they could take advantage of Federal Flood Damage Payments.

It's all a scam.

Posted by: garrett at August 07, 2025 03:53 PM (L2IqH)

74 /Pedant
Fascist. They have a fascist government. "The People" do not in fact own the means of production. The State does.
/Pedant
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 07, 2025 03:51 PM (mlg/3)

That definition is for Communism. Fascist governments allow you to technically own property, but the use and disposition is controlled by the state.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 03:53 PM (8avO+)

75 There is a 100% direct correlation between an elected official's advocacy on climate change and the status of the delivery of basic government services.

The more they advocate for a responses to climate change, the worse they are at delivering basic government services.

If you see massive potholes in the streets of a city, it means a local government official has given a speech on climate change within the last 90 days.
And zero speechs on the potholes.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 07, 2025 03:53 PM (gBFby)

76 Sven already named it

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 03:53 PM (I7DM/)

77 "The closest they can come is citing to ... Venus."

and iirc, even Venus is not a Greenhouse Effect, because the sun doesn't penetrate (or not much) all the way to the ground, it is absorbed in the thick atmosphere or some such thang.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 07, 2025 03:53 PM (vbXSk)

78 43 years ago, Dan Rather confidently proclaimed that 25% of Florida would be under water by now.


I missed my chance to buy ocean front property in Orlando. (kicks dirt, walks away sadly)

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 07, 2025 03:54 PM (sAmhv)

79 The Global Warming shit has been going on for 30 years. The entire adult lifespan of most of the believers. They have seen with their own eyes that everything remains more or less the same. And yet they can't let go.

Posted by: toby928 at August 07, 2025 03:54 PM (jc0TO)

80 Now you know the reason for the push for "AI."
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 03:51 PM (i24o9)
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GIGO

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 07, 2025 03:54 PM (WvZaB)

81 It's all a scam.
Posted by: garrett at August 07, 2025 03:53 PM (L2IqH)

You know what else was a scam?

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 03:54 PM (I7DM/)

82 This is what I voted for.

Posted by: Max Power at August 07, 2025 03:54 PM (q177U)

83 having the regional thermometers located in the middle of 1200 acres of concrete runways can't possibly impact data can it?

Posted by: DanMan at August 07, 2025 03:55 PM (8uzBS)

84 Oh they haven't given up on global warming er, sorry climate change catastrophe yet. They aren't convincing many Americans, but even the most right leaning Europeans are 100% absolutely sure its unquestioned fact. Its just part of their worldview.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 03:55 PM (dfIr7)

85 Damn those photographers taking seashore shots 150 years ago!

Snort.

Posted by: man at August 07, 2025 03:55 PM (tubbA)

86 Lemme tell ya fellas, it was fucking cold! Freeze yer nads right off.

Posted by: Otzi the Iceman, 3105 BC at August 07, 2025 03:55 PM (wVcYX)

87 >>>I notified the others.
Posted by: Dad of Six at August 07, 2025 03:38 PM (dy8hA)

Just a heads up, but the school called to report that seven eight nine.

Posted by: Max Power at August 07, 2025 03:56 PM (q177U)

88 AGW is just a religion at this point whose ultimate savior is transnational global communist rule by our "educated elites."

Posted by: ballistic at August 07, 2025 03:50 PM (3BwY

The millennials have been indoctrinated so thoroughly on the idea, there is no turning them back, at scale, without unpalatable solutions.

With the press for AI in everything, you can see this bigger op in progress on an even larger industrial scale.

1. Build trust in AI as the arbiter of "truth."
2. Train the AI models on your "truth."
3. Let the AI handle all the individual queries about the "truth" automatically.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 03:56 PM (i24o9)

89 73- kinda like how Martinsville VA tried to recategorize itself as traditional poverty-stricken Appalachia post nafta to tap those sweet federal funds when in the 80s it had the highest per capita millionaires.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 07, 2025 03:56 PM (hlNLQ)

90 >>You know what else was a scam?


One Hour Martinizing?

Carpet Brooms?

Posted by: garrett at August 07, 2025 03:56 PM (L2IqH)

91 Dan Rather reporting the "news" with passionate intensity of a complete imbecile.

Posted by: Blessedly free of the ravages of intelligence at August 07, 2025 03:56 PM (3Jagb)

92 communism: the state owns everything

fascism: the people own everything and the state owns the people

Posted by: gnats local678 at August 07, 2025 03:56 PM (CWTWj)

93 Don’t forget DDT

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 07, 2025 03:50 PM


Or killer bees.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 07, 2025 03:56 PM (0N4FZ)

94 Chicken Little was my first thought when they came out with global warming. The sky is falling!!! All bullshit to make money. Nothing but a con game. Don't get me wrong, I'm not. FOR pollution. That is a concern. But a con game is not an answer to the problem.
Posted by: Case at August 07, 2025 03:53 PM (NnONT)

I'm old enough to remember that the eco disaster was a new ice age when we had 2 cold winters in a row.

I read about the days when the disaster when all birds would die due to DDT. So we banned it and malaria deaths in the tropics ballooned from close to nil to 17 million annually. But what is that to an ecologist?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 03:56 PM (8avO+)

95 And of course they ignore the 70's 'scientific' warnings that we were going to suffer a man made ice age .

They change their positions more than a Roman orgy.

Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2025 03:57 PM (VofaG)

96 The more they advocate for a responses to climate change, the worse they are at delivering basic government services"

I see that you've driven around Austin, TX...

Posted by: man at August 07, 2025 03:57 PM (tubbA)

97 12 "100° in van nuys today. Also known as August in SoCal."

Yup. 99° in nearby Valencia. July was pretty mild this year.

Posted by: Trixie Hobbit sez at August 07, 2025 03:57 PM (EFi8t)

98 Don't forget thimerasol

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2025 03:57 PM (JvZF+)

99 1. Build trust in AI as the arbiter of "truth."
2. Train the AI models on your "truth."
3. Let the AI handle all the individual queries about the "truth" automatically.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 03:56 PM (i24o9)

Open source AI will throw a monkey wrench into that. Which is why they want it regulated and controlled.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 03:57 PM (I7DM/)

100 My favorite is the "tipping point" fear mongering.

Oh? How did you determine that?
A guess, you say?

Or:
What is the "correct" temperature of the Earth?
What is the "correct" percentage of atmospheric CO2?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 07, 2025 03:58 PM (gBFby)

101 HOW DARE YOU

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 07, 2025 03:58 PM (iFTx/)

102 Miami often has serious flooding downtown, from the river south. But that is because of land subsidence.

Too many people sucking water out of the aquifer (while whining about global warming no doubt).

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2025 03:58 PM (VRA7i)

103 I strike when you least expect it.

Posted by: The Coming Ice Age Crisis at August 07, 2025 03:59 PM (jc0TO)

104 >>Climate change is a position of faith for these people

Another of my little theories:

It has been noted before that there is a "God shaped hole" in many people's lives, and they fill it with this nonsense. People call Leftism a religion. I think this is right, but not quite accurate -- it is not the faith or belief or higher power that they need, it is the ability to show superiority.

In the past, many religious people used religion and their devotion to show they were superior to others ("holier than thou.") That is what humans need - a way to distinguish themselves and show the community they are virtuous. They often need this when they don't have other forms of value (wealth, beauty, skill,...) so they rely on abstractions and arcane knowledge of religion and their adherence to it.

That is what we are seeing -- the decline in religiosity has left many losers with no way to show how valuable they are to the community, so they latch on to this invented nonsense.

This is a subtle point, but I think an important one.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at August 07, 2025 03:59 PM (78A15)

105 In addition to the Florida underwater BS, the Rather clip also presents Al Gore as just a humble representative of the people asking questions instead of the true believer zealot he really is.

And at the end of the clip the reporter positions himself so that camera angle makes it look like Manhattan is about the swallowed by the sea.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at August 07, 2025 03:59 PM (0bjKf)

106 I liked it better when only monks kept climate records.

I think they had less incentive to lie about them.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2025 03:59 PM (Q4IgG)

107 My grandpa was a kind, gentle man. But Cronkite and Rather were not allowed on his TV. He loathed them.

Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo, Got a Ton of Boring Stories at August 07, 2025 03:59 PM (0aYVJ)

108 What is the "correct" percentage of atmospheric CO2"

We'll decide that...

Posted by: Mauna Loa Observatory at August 07, 2025 03:59 PM (tubbA)

109 Oh they haven't given up on global warming er, sorry climate change catastrophe yet. They aren't convincing many Americans, but even the most right leaning Europeans are 100% absolutely sure its unquestioned fact. Its just part of their worldview.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 03:55 PM (dfIr7)

It seems to be a top down thing now for government grift and graft.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 03:59 PM (8avO+)

110 Zeldin is one of those guys that doesn't really impress you until he starts speaking. He has this dumpy, maybe a bit slow appearance on the surface....but the guy is smart, persistent (as we saw in his attempt for NY Gov), and usually thinking ahead of the curve.

Say what you will about Trump's campaign in city centers that had no chance of coming through for him such as the Bronx (set up by Zeldin). But, the campaign message wasn't even about the Bronx...it was to show a trend towards support for Trump even in the darkest blue areas. That was Zeldin's brainchild.

Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2025 03:59 PM (dIske)

111 Global Warming.
Complete and total bullsh*t.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2025 04:00 PM (W/lyH)

112 "In fact, solar activity has shown a slight cooling trend since the mid-20th century, even as global temperatures have continued to rise"

Max heat from sun in summer is June 22, but the hottest day lags ... to around Aug 7th.

Same thing with oceans warming ... Max CO2 lags around 900 years after relative "cooling" begins. CO2 almost certainly a result of warming/cooling, not a driver.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 07, 2025 04:00 PM (vbXSk)

113 I suspect Florida will be underwater any day now.

The Maldives will disappear in 5 years!

Paradise Threatened By Global Warming
Nov 25, 1990
Arthur Max
AP

"According to some estimates, unchecked emissions of carbon dioxide and other heat-trapping greenhouse gases will raise the sea level by a foot in the next 40 years - submerging much of the Maldives' 115 square miles of land."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2025 04:00 PM (ynpvh)

114


They want to be able to keep their power in corrupting children and stupid adults. Always with a crisis.

And funny how money flows with those crises. Hilarious.


Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at August 07, 2025 04:00 PM (et1vG)

115 If the climate ever stopped changing they would tell us that it's always changed and it's supposed to change and there's a big crisis now.

CLIMATE STASIS

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 04:00 PM (I7DM/)

116 earth gets warm
earth gets cold
rinse and repeat for a few billion years

but no it's SUVs and air conditioning that causes ut after all, accorsing to "experts"

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 07, 2025 04:00 PM (AiNp4)

117 The earth is on fire and I am hard.

Release my chakra! Now! Do it now! Harder! Yeah! Oh yeah!

Posted by: Al Gore at August 07, 2025 04:00 PM (9GE2E)

118 The Sun is a mass of incandescent gas
A gigantic nuclear furnace
Where Hydrogen is built into Helium
At a temperature of millions of degrees

The Sun is hot
The Sun is not
A place where we could live
But here on Earth there'd be no life
Without the light it gives

Posted by: TMBG at August 07, 2025 04:00 PM (Lgotk)

119 But then the funding started pouring in, and the laughter stopped as the grifting commenced.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 07, 2025 03:50 PM (wBaIH)


*noodles on how to turn the dearth of tube tops into an existential crisis for Gaia*

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 04:01 PM (i24o9)

120 AGW is just a religion at this point whose ultimate savior is transnational global communist rule by our "educated elites."
——-

My hypothesis has long been it is a variation on the “Morgenthau Plan” for post-war Germany. Considered the proximate cause for two (2) horrific world wars, the idea was to reduce Germany to a pastoral state, without any industry, with which it is impossible to wage modern industrial war. The Soviet Union and the Cold War put those notions to rest.

But it sort of tracks the US post war decline, not just industry, electronics, textiles and manufacturing but chemical production, pharmaceuticals, logging, mining, and of course coal, oil, gas.

Of course no nation can be “independent” but the U.S.A. is pretty close, if it weren’t for saboteurs. Isolationism is a false choice, as is “free trade” and the wonderful benefits of millions of unvetted and unassimilable foreigners who are really just “sparks of divinity”.

Cockroaches and buzzards have standing. Americans do not. The “environmental” movement has been hijacked.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2025 04:01 PM (RL+Tl)

121 And at the end of the clip the reporter positions himself so that camera angle makes it look like Manhattan is about the swallowed by the sea.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at August 07, 2025 03:59 PM (0bjKf)
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Is that a bad thing?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 07, 2025 04:01 PM (WvZaB)

122 communism: the state owns everything

fascism: the people own everything and the state owns the people
Posted by: gnats local678 at August 07, 2025 03:56 PM (CWTWj)

China is closer to fascism than communism which means fascism is just a subset of Communism. Since it was created by a radical Marxist it makes sense.

Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2025 04:01 PM (VofaG)

123 In addition to the Florida underwater BS, the Rather clip also presents Al Gore as just a humble representative of the people asking questions instead of the true believer zealot Capitalist making bank on carbon credits that he really is.

Posted by: The Coming Ice Age Crisis at August 07, 2025 04:01 PM (jc0TO)

124 many religious people used religion and their devotion to show they were superior to others ("holier than thou.")

Posted by: phylacteries'r'us at August 07, 2025 04:02 PM (tubbA)

125 The millennials have been indoctrinated so thoroughly on the idea, there is no turning them back, at scale, without unpalatable solutions.

With the press for AI in everything, you can see this bigger op in progress on an even larger industrial scale.

1. Build trust in AI as the arbiter of "truth."
2. Train the AI models on your "truth."
3. Let the AI handle all the individual queries about the "truth" automatically.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

Polling them indicates two things--a) yeah, millennials believe in global warming bullshit but b) they ain't willing to spend less than $10 bucks to fight it personally. It is more the elites that use that notion to benefit personally from govt spending.

Heck, even the anti nuke protesters back in the 70's pulled more people into the streets than global climate change bullshit.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2025 04:02 PM (ctrM5)

126 I read about the days when the disaster when all birds would die due to DDT. So we banned it and malaria deaths in the tropics ballooned from close to nil to 17 million annually. But what is that to an ecologist?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 03:56 PM


That was a bonus for the eugenics crowd. They are the same people that foam at the mouth when anyone tries to restrict abortion because the vast majority of babies aborted are black babies.


Blacks would be well over 25% of the population of the United States instead of the 14% that they are if it wasn't for the fact that more black babies are aborted than are born in this country.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 07, 2025 04:02 PM (0N4FZ)

127 AI will be a powerful propaganda tool. It will corrode a lot of people's cognition down to a nub. Nice, stupid, and credulous.

But millennials proved nothing like that is even really necessary. The smartphone was enough. "Google told me it's like electric cars. Elon Musk is the Superman of Jesuses. Let's give him a bunch of your money. Oh wait now Google says Musk is the Nosferatu of Hitler's. Let's torch one of his dealerships."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2025 04:02 PM (Frm63)

128 Right now I am looking at the Golden Gate Bridge.

It was finished in 1937. The Piers were poured and finished in 1935.

That was 90 years ago.

I can see right at this moment with my own eyes, and its even more obviuous if you go to Fort Point or out on he span and look more closely at the piers, that the water-level on the piers is EXACTLY AT THE SAME PLACE IT WAS WHEN IT WAD FIRST BUILT.

In other words, first-hand evidence tell my eyes that the sea-level rise in the last 90 years has been ZERO, or so small that it cannot be observed or measured.

So excuse me when I Declare Bullshit on all the "experts" saying that sea levels are skyrocketing upward and will soon subsume all the coastlines.

Who are you gonna believe -- us or your lying eyes?

Posted by: zombie at August 07, 2025 04:02 PM (pMi6S)

129 Earth's natural state is that of an iceball.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2025 04:02 PM (wVcYX)

130 What is the "correct" percentage of atmospheric CO2"

We'll decide that...
Posted by: Mauna Loa Observatory at August 07, 2025 03:59 PM (tubbA)

Well at some point, your body stops breathing and you die. Its .04 percent. What they don't tell you is that CO2 is consumed by animals and plants and dissolves in the ocean. There has definitely been a variation of o2 and CO2 in earth's history far bigger than they measure.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 04:02 PM (8avO+)

131 CO2 Science, IIRC, was the name of a site that collected actual scientific and peer-reviewed studies of the effects of increases in atmospheric CO2 on plants.
Stuff like greenhouses that doubled the amount of CO2.

Every single one found that plants:
1) grew faster and bigger
2) produced larger fruit
3) used less water

Imagine the massive gains in food production, not just from current lands but by being able to expand the arable land?
More people fed at cheaper cost.

From that, I learned we should be doing all we can, if we care about humans and the human condition, to increase the amount of CO2 in the air.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 07, 2025 04:02 PM (gBFby)

132 It’s adorable that they think any of that bullshit is credible science.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 07, 2025 04:03 PM (iLmHM)

133 Speaking of environmental concerns... more info about the judge ruling halting Alligator Alcatraz construction:

Ex Nihilo
@DeltaXR9
Misleading-On August 7, 2025, U.S. District Judge Kathleen Williams ordered a temporary halt to construction at the facility for 14 days, barring workers from adding new filling, paving, or infrastructure. This ruling was made during a hearing addressing a lawsuit by environmental groups and the Miccosukee Tribe, who argue that the facility violates environmental laws, including the National Environmental Policy Act, due to insufficient ecological reviews. The facility can continue to operate and hold detainees, but no new construction is allowed during this period while the court considers a preliminary injunction to potentially halt operations and further construction.

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 07, 2025 04:03 PM (X7zFE)

134 Nobody who believes the “oceans are rising” would invest a dime in oceanfront real estate. And yet every leftist in Hollywood has a Malibu mansion literally in the water.

The Biden’s and Obama’s both have beach houses too.

None of them really believe this shit.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 07, 2025 04:03 PM (AiNp4)

135 So now that the Bush Weather machine has been exposed as being a reality I have a question.
Was/Is this technology being used to create a climate crisis as opposed to stopping one?

The elite ass wipe cabal has plans the even Dan Bongino is affected by just reading about it.....

Just ask Karl Rove here
https://tinyurl.com/4xsdpy7c

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 04:03 PM (VPPG8)

136 Or killer bees.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 07, 2025


***
"The killer bees are moving north from South America."

"Our bees must be scared to death!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2025 04:03 PM (omVj0)

137 Cockroaches and buzzards have standing. Americans do not. The “environmental” movement has been hijacked.
Posted by: Common Tater
======
All movements become a racket sooner or later and ecology is not an exception.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2025 04:03 PM (ctrM5)

138 This is probably not news to anyone here, but isn't it odd how the "solution" to any "problem"...poverty, racism, global warming, energy shortages, health care...you name it... is ALWAYS "MOAR COMMUNISM!!!!11ty!!!!"

Communism: it's the socioeconomic equivalent of the Veg-O-Matic. It slices, dices, chops, shoots, stabs, beats, and bulldozes dirt over the mass graves.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 07, 2025 04:04 PM (qpyNK)

139 > Wind Turbine in China affects "local climate."
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SaveLBI
@saveLBIorg
·
Aug 4
BIGGER ISN'T BETTER
China's new 20MW offshore wind turbine is the largest in the world — and it's already altering the microclimate around it.
If one turbine can shift regional weather patterns, imagine dozens off our coast.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2025 04:04 PM (Q4IgG)

140 The sun meme came from an old blog with "Llama" in the name, IIRC. It used to be in the sidebar a looong time ago.

Posted by: brainy435 at August 07, 2025 04:04 PM (XPXH3)

141 When CNN whines, does it make a high pitched whistling sound??

Posted by: dantesed at August 07, 2025 04:04 PM (qm5Wv)

142 Heck, even the anti nuke protesters back in the 70's pulled more people into the streets than global climate change bullshit.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2025 04:02 PM (ctrM5)

Same smelly hippies, just a different generation.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 04:04 PM (i24o9)

143 This is a subtle point, but I think an important one.
==
You don't need a legit religion to be sanctimonious. Any old club will do.

Posted by: Blessedly free of the ravages of intelligence at August 07, 2025 04:04 PM (3Jagb)

144 The sun can't be that hot. A baby lives in it.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2025 04:05 PM (MGB5H)

145 and iirc, even Venus is not a Greenhouse Effect, because the sun doesn't penetrate (or not much) all the way to the ground, it is absorbed in the thick atmosphere or some such thang.
Posted by: illiniwek


Intense difference in height of atmosphere and pressure

Earth
Height: 62~ miles
Pressure: 13 - 15 psi

Venus
Height: 160~ miles
Pressure: 1330 psi

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 07, 2025 04:05 PM (mlg/3)

146 Don't forget climate change causes earthquakes and volcanic eruptions.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 07, 2025 04:05 PM (g8Ew8)

147 My sons are very intelligent men, but they have a blind spot regarding glowball wormening. It's odd.

Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo, Got a Ton of Boring Stories at August 07, 2025 04:05 PM (0aYVJ)

148 Ex Nihilo
@DeltaXR9
Misleading-On August 7, 2025, U.S. District Judge Kathleen Williams ordered a temporary halt to construction at the facility for 14 days, barring workers from adding new filling, paving, or infrastructure. This ruling was made during a hearing addressing a lawsuit by environmental groups and the Miccosukee Tribe, who argue that the facility violates environmental laws, including the National Environmental Policy Act, due to insufficient ecological reviews. The facility can continue to operate and hold detainees, but no new construction is allowed during this period while the court considers a preliminary injunction to potentially halt operations and further construction.
Posted by: olddog in mo
=====
NEPA is dead. Scotus killed it this year. So that district judge is likely to be overruled soon.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2025 04:05 PM (ctrM5)

149 People believed it It's Science!!!!

No, it's a children's story.

And Al Gore got rich off it.

Posted by: Case at August 07, 2025 04:05 PM (NnONT)

150 CO2 makes food . I know let's get rid of CO2 . Brilliant !!

Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2025 04:05 PM (VofaG)

151 Polling them indicates two things--a) yeah, millennials believe in global warming bullshit but b) they ain't willing to spend less than $10 bucks to fight it personally. It is more the elites that use that notion to benefit personally from govt spending.

Heck, even the anti nuke protesters back in the 70's pulled more people into the streets than global climate change bullshit.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2025 04:02 PM (ctrM5)

I'll buy the climate change when the rich folk stop flying into resorts to discuss it, and bus in whores to service them. Well I will think about it anyhow

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 04:05 PM (8avO+)

152 133...
Posted by: olddog in mo at August 07, 2025 04:03 PM (X7zFE)

The Miccosukee Tribe? Is Barry O a member?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2025 04:06 PM (ynpvh)

153 had a neighbor's kid get into a discussion of global warming, environment, trees, etc. We were living in Houston then. After letting him yammer on about what he was taught in school I pulled up GoogleEarth.

"you said we cut down all the trees so we need to replace them?"

The 50 year old neighborhood we were in was covered in massive trees. Went back 50 years and there were no houses, no roads to houses and zero trees.

That was life on the coastal prairie when buffalo stomped out all vegetation and only grass grew.

Posted by: DanMan at August 07, 2025 04:06 PM (8uzBS)

154
Fun fact: Chief Iron Eyes Cody was Italian.

https://tinyurl.com/mv5wd925

Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2025 04:06 PM (AOsQT)

155 If the “environment” were well and truly a concern.

Then the border would be secured. Millions and millions of illegal aliens flooding our country place unprecedented demands on fresh water, road construction, schools, waste water treatment, electricity demand, hospitals, fire, etc etc. Urbanization, highway congestion. Pollution.

Where is the Sierra Club and Earth First! ? The Sierra Club was a biig proponent of nuclear power plant electricity generation at one time. Their $$$ donors had other ideas. Sierra Club doesn’t talk about nuclear energy any longer.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2025 04:06 PM (RL+Tl)

156 With the press for AI in everything, you can see this bigger op in progress on an even larger industrial scale.

I keep telling y'all, the destination with AI is to have it choose our representatives and design our foreign and domestic policy.

This is why a trillion will be dumped into being the top dog in AI even though we all know that there will be winnowing down to a few players in the end rounds.

Control of the world comes to the group that gets to be the "Dominion" of AI guided census, "elections" and policy.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 07, 2025 04:06 PM (WCaCG)

157 150 CO2 makes food . I know let's get rid of CO2 . Brilliant !!

Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2025 04:05 PM (VofaG)

It reduces the population. Now, Eat Zee Bugz!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2025 04:06 PM (ynpvh)

158 A CBS News report by Dan Rather warns that if we don’t stop digging up ancient carbon and burning it, 25% of Florida will be underwater.

This was broadcast 43 years ago.

I suspect Florida will be underwater any day now.
---
The "emergency" allows progs to sacrifice formalities as needed.

That's why they pretend that they are nice, but they don't have to be nice to us: because we would create the second Holocaust. (Because we're Nazis). And we can't have that.

It's why they can punch people they call Nazis and feel that they aren't the violent ones--because we're Nazis, and everybody knows how violent the Nazis were.

You need the "special circumstance" which throws the rules out the window.

Trump is a "existential threat to our democracy", for example. So, if they were ever found to be cheating in 2020, "it was justified".

And until they are disillusioned by the cause, it's not like they are going to look to "Nazis" for confirmation. So, as long as they are convinced of what they tell themselves, they're good.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 04:06 PM (krQz2)

159
This hypothetical unknown force would have to be large, however -- on an order of magnitude equal to our own Sun.>

I remember(ed) this comment all this time; one of those "evergreen" quips that is never not amusing.

Kudoes!

Posted by: WryMouth at August 07, 2025 04:06 PM (E073r)

160 Same smelly hippies, just a different generation.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
======
Yeah but that previous generation believed its own bullshit--the current one expressed faith in polling but seems curiously averse to actually living the live of scarcity and high prices it would entail.

The song is over.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2025 04:07 PM (ctrM5)

161 There have been a few priests, claiming themselves to be scientists, who have stated that "The Science Is Settled."

A different religion has a famous quote: "If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him." An interpretation of this isn't literal, but figurative. If you think you do know something, you're probably wrong. Clear your mind of what you think you know, and learn more.

If only those scientists had been dealt with back then, called out to the carpet and given a dressing down early on. Maybe actual environmental causes could take place, rather than performative signalling that makes everyone else worse off.

After all, if Climate was such an important thing, why isn't it working in places like Russia, China, and other countries that aren't in Western Europe or North America?

Posted by: Another Anon at August 07, 2025 04:07 PM (4h45B)

162 "In the millions of years after the dinosaurs went, the Earth was much warmer overall than it is today. But the early giant mammals and giant proto-birds were not running coal-fired plants or driving SUVs. How do you explain that, CNN?"

CNN: "Denialist!!!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2025 04:07 PM (omVj0)

163 HAS HE ASKED FOR ANYTHING SPECIAL?

YES, THIS MORNING FOR BREAKFAST. HE REQUESTED SOMETHING CALLED WHEAT GERM, ORGANIC HONEY AND TIGER'S MILK.

[ Laughs ]

OH, YES. THOSE WERE THE CHARMED SUBSTANCES...

THAT SOME YEARS AGO WERE FELT TO CONTAIN LIFE-PRESERVING PROPERTIES.

YOU MEAN THERE WAS NO DEEP FAT ? NO STEAK OR CREAM PIE? OR HOT FUDGE ?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2025 04:07 PM (JvZF+)

164 145 and iirc, even Venus is not a Greenhouse Effect, because the sun doesn't penetrate (or not much) all the way to the ground, it is absorbed in the thick atmosphere or some such thang.
Posted by: illiniwek

Intense difference in height of atmosphere and pressure

Earth
Height: 62~ miles
Pressure: 13 - 15 psi

Venus
Height: 160~ miles
Pressure: 1330 psi

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 07, 2025 04:05 PM (mlg/3)

A mild wind velocity (something like 14 MPH) has the strength of a hurricane on Venus...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2025 04:07 PM (ynpvh)

165 This summer in San Francisco has been the coldest summer in at least 40 years, and possibly much further back. Everyone is mystified as to why. It has been in the 50s and maybe on a good day in the low 60s, since May. Shivering, chilly, foggy, Mark-Twain-quote-level cold.

But you won't see that in the national news reports. If it's hotter than average somewhere and colder than average somewhere else, the media will only tell you about the hotter than average place.

Similar, if it's warmer near the surface but actually clder at higher levels in the atmosphere (which often happens), they on; tell you that the atmosphere overall top-to-bottom is colder than average-- they'll only discus the surface level.

And on and on it goes -- the bias is unending;

Posted by: zombie at August 07, 2025 04:07 PM (pMi6S)

166 @133 Posted by: olddog in mo at August 07, 2025 04:03 PM (X7zFE)
================
appointed by Barack Obama....but you already probably knew that.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2025 04:07 PM (MgSy1)

167 But you know what really got me excited about wishing and hoping all the worst predictions of the catastrophes of global warming would come true?

The map of D.C. mostly underwater.

AYFKM! We can get rid of D.C.?

Do it lady! All of it!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 07, 2025 04:08 PM (gBFby)

168 malaria deaths in the tropics ballooned from close to nil to 17 million annually. But what is that to an ecologist?
===
A good start.

Posted by: Rachel Carson at August 07, 2025 04:08 PM (3Jagb)

169 Where is the Sierra Club and Earth First! ? The Sierra Club was a biig proponent of nuclear power plant electricity generation at one time. Their $$$ donors had other ideas. Sierra Club doesn’t talk about nuclear energy any longer.
Posted by: Common Tater
=====
Sierra Club got found out about their massive foreign donations. Another grifter organization living on fumes of the 70's into oblivion soon.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2025 04:08 PM (ctrM5)

170 "bubble headed wine aunt"

Heh.

DING! went the tip jar

Posted by: M. Gaga at August 07, 2025 04:08 PM (D7Vnf)

171 Zeldin should have just flat out said that none of this is even remotely credible science. It just computer projections where the computer is programmed to show exactly what they want.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 07, 2025 04:08 PM (iLmHM)

172 This is a subtle point, but I think an important one.
==
You don't need a legit religion to be sanctimonious. Any old club will do.

Posted by: Blessedly free of the ravages of intelligence at August 07, 2025 04:04 PM (3Jagb)
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A zealot just needs a Creed.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 04:08 PM (krQz2)

173 My sons are very intelligent men, but they have a blind spot regarding glowball wormening. It's odd.
Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo, Got a Ton of Boring Stories at August 07, 2025 04:05 PM (0aYVJ)

Climate Change is very real. Man made climate change is a scam.

Assuming not your sons but all Leftists have a total lack of ability to determine cause and effect.

Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2025 04:08 PM (VofaG)

174 I just literally had a client request something - design change - that was not possible to do

they claimed to have seen it done. cannot show me the site that does it the way they wish; I can show them 10000 examples of it being as I made it. I still know UX design.

anyway they send me a chat GPT that told me how to do it. so see??! it is possible.

except the code doesn't work

so they sent me another. and another. and another. we are on a fifth attempt and I can tell by looking it will NOT WORK

I fucking hate AI right now. I love it for image retouching/creation! love it. but for websites holy hell. I might have to just go back to making designs in photoshop and that's my final deliverable. good luck! send the PNGs to Grok!

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 07, 2025 04:09 PM (Pv3Rg)

175 100° in van nuys today. Also known as August in SoCal.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats
.....

Good thing you have little hats for sun protection.

Posted by: wth at August 07, 2025 04:09 PM (UjdFS)

176 Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at August 07, 2025 03:59 PM (78A15)

Yes but it's even simpler than that. If they admit there's a God it means they're not in control - that they're not God. Leftism is man's effort to replace God with themselves.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 04:09 PM (I7DM/)

177 Wait until the next ice age hits, and we'll have to listen to these half-wit twits tell us all that they got a little overzealous in their fight against climate change, and it worked too well.

Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2025 04:09 PM (dIske)

178 It reduces the population. Now, Eat Zee Bugz!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
======
Mr. Eat Zee Bugz Klaus is likely to be eating prison food soon. He and his grifter wife apparently were living large on WEF funds but not particularly telling that to the board.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2025 04:10 PM (ctrM5)

179 Here's how real science works:

1) you observe a phenomenon
2) you form a hypothesis that might explain said phenomenon
3) you devise careful tests to determine whether your hypothesis is fully consistent with existing measurements, and accurately predicts new measurements if variables are changed
4) if it doesn't match, you junk the hypothesis and go back to step 2

The "global warming" lunatics never bother with step 4. As someone noted above, it's a religion, not a science -- a sect of the evil cult religion called Marxism.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 07, 2025 04:10 PM (qpyNK)

180 Blacks would be well over 25% of the population of the United States instead of the 14% that they are if it wasn't for the fact that more black babies are aborted than are born in this country.
Posted by: Mister Scott

-------------------

This assumes nothing else would have changed.

It has been shown that widely available abortion leads to more babies killed, but not necessarily fewer babies born.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at August 07, 2025 04:10 PM (78A15)

181 "In the millions of years after the dinosaurs went, the Earth was much warmer overall than it is today. But the early giant mammals and giant proto-birds were not running coal-fired plants or driving SUVs. How do you explain that, CNN?"
......

Dinosaur farts.

Posted by: wth at August 07, 2025 04:10 PM (UjdFS)

182 Heh.

I followed those links and then some...

All the way back to 2009. Even *then* ace had forgotten who the originator of that quote was and was apologizing for it. Even used the phrase "weisenheimer".

Good times, good times.

Posted by: EFG at August 07, 2025 04:10 PM (Wp7J3)

183 I wish Zeldin would say he's eliminating ethanol requirements in gasoline. But he won't.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 07, 2025 04:11 PM (/U5Yz)

184 If anyone tried to do a show on past global warming predictions, not by celebrities, but by "experts", the effort to stop it from airing would be huge.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2025 04:11 PM (r/xMY)

185 171 Zeldin should have just flat out said that none of this is even remotely credible science. It just computer projections where the computer is programmed to show exactly what they want.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 07, 2025 04:08 PM (iLmHM)

He should simply ask these zealots what the ideal temperature is for the earth. Was it the right temperature during the Ice Ages? Was it the right temperature during the Medieval Warming Period? Was it the right temperature when they were growing grapes in Greenland?

Without that particular number, none of their crap science makes the least amount of sense.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 07, 2025 04:11 PM (1Gsou)

186 Does Kasie Hunt have a brother named Mike? Also, has anybody seen him?

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at August 07, 2025 04:12 PM (4qvWZ)

187 My sons are very intelligent men, but they have a blind spot regarding glowball wormening. It's odd.
Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo, Got a Ton of Boring Stories at August 07, 2025 04:05 PM (0aYVJ)

tell them to turn in their car keys. Walking is good for warmening. Unless you breath too much walking. Hold their breath as long as they can.

Their have been millions of years when the world was more or less ice free, and gators lived in Alaska. And it wasn't much closer to the equator than now.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 04:12 PM (8avO+)

188 Yes but it's even simpler than that. If they admit there's a God it means they're not in control - that they're not God. Leftism is man's effort to replace God with themselves.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 04:09 PM (I7DM/)
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I call it the "Babelic Urge".

We can compete with God. We can even do it "better"!

Pre-babel was restored with the internet. Mankind is going down.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 04:12 PM (krQz2)

189 What happened to the coming ice age?

Posted by: In search of at August 07, 2025 04:12 PM (63Dwl)

190 This has been my coolest summer in years if not ever. Measured by the swamp cooler use. It's 1 in the afternoon and I haven't even turned it on yet. It's still 71 in the house. I've only needed the high setting once so far this year. No rain either. Which sucks.

Posted by: Reforger at August 07, 2025 04:12 PM (h5TUr)

191 anyway they send me a chat GPT that told me how to do it. so see??! it is possible.

except the code doesn't work

so they sent me another. and another. and another. we are on a fifth attempt and I can tell by looking it will NOT WORK

I fucking hate AI right now. I love it for image retouching/creation! love it. but for websites holy hell. I might have to just go back to making designs in photoshop and that's my final deliverable. good luck! send the PNGs to Grok!
Posted by: Black Orchid


I just read an article by a coder who said that AI has actually made MORE work for him, not less, because it so often delivers faulty code that it takes more hours to figure out where and why it's wrong that it would have been to just code it correctly from scratch.

Posted by: zombie at August 07, 2025 04:12 PM (pMi6S)

192 Dinosaur farts.
Posted by: wth at August 07, 2025 04:10 PM (UjdFS)

I see you have met my husband.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 07, 2025 04:12 PM (1Gsou)

193 Lemme tell ya fellas, it was fucking cold! Freeze yer nads right off.
Posted by: Otzi the Iceman, 3105 BC at August 07, 2025 03:55 PM


Nah, brah, that was me.

Posted by: The Glacier at August 07, 2025 04:12 PM (0sNs1)

194 Nooo. Klaus/Dr Evil was not on the up and up?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 04:12 PM (zZu0s)

195 The "global warming" lunatics never bother with step 4. As someone noted above, it's a religion, not a science -- a sect of the evil cult religion called Marxism.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 07, 2025 04:10 PM (qpyNK)

Global warming is the long sought after cause for Marxism.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 04:12 PM (i24o9)

196 Posted by: zombie at August 07, 2025 04:07 PM (pMi6S)

I always liked the quip : The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.

Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2025 04:13 PM (VofaG)

197 183 I wish Zeldin would say he's eliminating ethanol requirements in gasoline. But he won't.


if it were up to him he probably would

but I think PDJT is on the ethanol side here

wants to help Big Ag probably. it's not like he's averse to Big Pharma either. American companies! he supports them

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 07, 2025 04:13 PM (Pv3Rg)

198 A zealot just needs a Creed.
Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 04:08 P

He can create his own prison.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2025 04:13 PM (MGB5H)

199 Only thing different in that 43 year old Dan Rather broadcast is that the Trade Centers are no longer there.

Posted by: Rex B at August 07, 2025 04:13 PM (+xk6Q)

200 The only way to stop climate change is to appease Gaia by throwing a Climate Change Cult true believer in a volcano, daily.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at August 07, 2025 04:13 PM (GIcqz)

201 I wish Zeldin would say he's eliminating ethanol requirements in gasoline. But he won't.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 07, 2025 04:11 PM


He can't. Congress has mandated that scam into law. It is never going away.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 07, 2025 04:13 PM (0N4FZ)

202 It has been shown that widely available abortion leads to more babies killed, but not necessarily fewer babies born.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at August 07, 2025 04:10 PM


I'm not parsing this. Isn't ever child aborted pretty much a child not born?

Posted by: The Coming Ice Age Crisis at August 07, 2025 04:14 PM (jc0TO)

203 He should simply ask these zealots what the ideal temperature is for the earth. Was it the right temperature during the Ice Ages? Was it the right temperature during the Medieval Warming Period? Was it the right temperature when they were growing grapes in Greenland?

Without that particular number, none of their crap science makes the least amount of sense.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 07, 2025 04:11 PM (1Gsou)

The grapes were in Labrador Canada and points south not Greenland proper. But north of New England and Maine.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 04:14 PM (8avO+)

204 dammit

Posted by: toby928 at August 07, 2025 04:14 PM (jc0TO)

205 There is a 100% direct correlation between an elected official's advocacy on climate change and the status of the delivery of basic government services.
——-

Bingo! If they are talking about fine tuning the weather a hundred years from now, it’s a given they are completely ineffectual at governing. These are boutique Luxury Beliefs. Virtue signaling.

Throw them out of office, because they are worse than useless. Useless would actually be an improvement.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2025 04:14 PM (RL+Tl)

206 I just read an article by a coder who said that AI has actually made MORE work for him, not less, because it so often delivers faulty code that it takes more hours to figure out where and why it's wrong that it would have been to just code it correctly from scratch.


yep

lol they believe me now thank GOD

I'm sure by tomorrow morning tho they'll have new "workarounds"

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 07, 2025 04:14 PM (Pv3Rg)

207 t has been shown that widely available abortion leads to more babies killed, but not necessarily fewer babies born.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at August 07, 2025 04:10 PM

I'm not parsing this. Isn't ever child aborted pretty much a child not born?
Posted by: The Coming Ice Age Crisis at August 07, 2025 04:14 PM (jc0TO)

Their math is nearly as bad as their morals.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 04:14 PM (8avO+)

208 Something I ha e had skittering across my mind: if AI by and large destroys the 'live acrion' porn industry, wouldn't that be a good thing?

On the other hand, ai porn kind of creeps me out.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 04:14 PM (zZu0s)

209 I fucking hate AI right now. I love it for image retouching/creation! love it. but for websites holy hell. I might have to just go back to making designs in photoshop and that's my final deliverable. good luck! send the PNGs to Grok!
Posted by: Black Orchid

The problem with AI right now is that the experts find it mildly useful but that is because they know roughly or exactly the correct answer but it can serve as a memory tickler or saving on drudgery.

Non experts trust what AI tells you as fact. I notice legal errors all the time in AI summaries of cases that I know--in both inventing fake cases or citations and summarization of the reasoning in specific cases.

Right now, a problem with the AI industry is that their models go insane so they have to keep retraining them from scratch--thus the insane power and computing projections needed by the near future to advance AI models.

Eventually, you run out of data to train them especially in rare edge cases and then they just make up shit.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2025 04:15 PM (ctrM5)

210 This has been my coolest summer in years if not ever. Measured by the swamp cooler use. It's 1 in the afternoon and I haven't even turned it on yet. It's still 71 in the house. I've only needed the high setting once so far this year. No rain either. Which sucks.

Posted by: Reforger at August 07, 2025 04:12 PM


Here in NE Texas we have only had 5 days at or above 100 degrees. We usually have had a dozen or more days above the century mark by now. This followed a very wet spring as well.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 07, 2025 04:15 PM (0N4FZ)

211 208 Something I ha e had skittering across my mind: if AI by and large destroys the 'live acrion' porn industry, wouldn't that be a good thing?

On the other hand, ai porn kind of creeps me out.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Well, might be a problem with different number of digits, breasts, peni, etc. from AI insanity. Eventually you end up in tentacle pron anime land.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2025 04:16 PM (ctrM5)

212 Yes but it's even simpler than that. If they admit there's a God it means they're not in control - that they're not God. Leftism is man's effort to replace God with themselves.
Posted by: ...

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It can be manifold.

I am trying to show how it fits in with the evolutionary drive to show value to community. Status.

Your point is an assertion, my point is to try to put it into their own terms for explaining human emotions and actions.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at August 07, 2025 04:16 PM (78A15)

213 I think Trumps role in all this is :
Yeah well
First of all lets do real research of the problems.
Second Lets solve the problems.

We are being governed by absolute insane crazy maniacal
pin heads fueled by access to TAX DOLLARS!!!

Have an idea? Alrighty then we will just research it at the university level and create the desired outcome , advertise it on the fake news then push our agenda down your throat.
We can do that because we have meandered all the voting blocks nationwide which allows a small group to run our NWO endgame of depopulation .What you are seeing now in the Dem party ie: Jazzbo Ho Crokkett and her ilk are only asshole outsiders (prolly a Jackson Lee apprentice behinde closed doors) who heard of the sham and will be around only as a smoke screen for our get away..

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 04:16 PM (VPPG8)

214 Raise bridge / lower water. 220/221. Whatever it takes.
Posted by: NASA Earf Scientists at August 07, 2025 03:50 PM (wVcYX)

>>>>>

I am faxing over a high-five for the Mr. Mom reference.

Also, I miss Dave in Texas. Absolute gentleman.

Posted by: Jack Package at August 07, 2025 04:17 PM (/u1NK)

215 I just read an article by a coder who said that AI has actually made MORE work for him, not less, because it so often delivers faulty code that it takes more hours to figure out where and why it's wrong that it would have been to just code it correctly from scratch.

Posted by: zombie at August 07, 2025 04:12 PM (pMi6S)
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I have used AI as a "co-programmer". I described my experience on this board a couple of weeks ago.

You get two lines of "Hey! That's *exactly* what I would have typed!"

And then about every third or fourth line is "Where the HELL would you get THAT idea?!"

It will do something like this:

start = 'start';

?????!!

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 04:17 PM (krQz2)

216 I recently went to Grok and asked about the 3 body problem, as I didn't know what it was. Grok supplied me with an explanation and why it's impossible, so far as we know, to accurately model how 3 celestial bodies will interact due to the variables involved.

I believe this to be a given.

But, somehow, even though it's not possible to accurately model how three celestial bodies interact, we're supposed to believe the Science is Settled for an infinitely more complex system, the Earth?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 07, 2025 04:17 PM (tT6L1)

217 Mankind is going down.
Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 04:12 PM (krQz2)

Some, more than others.

Posted by: Kamala at August 07, 2025 04:18 PM (I7DM/)

218 Is AI porn as stupid as AI dead people?

Posted by: wth at August 07, 2025 04:18 PM (v0R5T)

219 Average Arctic sea ice volume in July 2025 was 9.41 103 km3. This value is the 5th lowest on record for July. - NASA

This is horseshit.
NASA needs to be folded up and all of their infrastructure needs to be sold off for scrap. Build golf courses on the former Cape Canaveral.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 07, 2025 04:18 PM (/U5Yz)

220 Even *then* ace had forgotten who the originator of that quote was and was apologizing for it. Even used the phrase "weisenheimer".
Posted by: EFG at August 07, 2025 04:10 PM


Y'all are aware that getting designated a weisenheimer is recorded in your Permanent Record, right?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 07, 2025 04:18 PM (0sNs1)

221 "Don't forget climate change causes earthquakes and volcanic eruptions."

That "suspicious observers" guy (Ace talked about him years ago I think) says the poles flip every 24,000 years or so ... with other significant events every 12k yrs.

I believe the theory is that it is from solar "EMP's", and that there will be more and more solar events as we approach the time the mantle breaks free from the core, which I assume is how they claim the poles have flipped before.

We've got another 10-20 years, though, before the Gulf of Mexico sloshes up through the Midwest (and then back).

He's building his survivor ranch in SE Colorado ... join now for the low low fee of ?? heh ... that's the problem with "world will change in 20 years" type claims.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 07, 2025 04:18 PM (vbXSk)

222 I fucking hate AI right now. I love it for image retouching/creation! love it. but for websites holy hell. I might have to just go back to making designs in photoshop and that's my final deliverable. good luck! send the PNGs to Grok!
Posted by: Black Orchid

I just read an article by a coder who said that AI has actually made MORE work for him, not less, because it so often delivers faulty code that it takes more hours to figure out where and why it's wrong that it would have been to just code it correctly from scratch.
Posted by: zombie at August 07, 2025 04:12 PM (pMi6S)

Yep. Have a customer who has been trying to add features to a project with older source than current. So he's been sending me the projects. And the code just doesn't compile, has missing config settings, code that might be for a different version of the dev kit or just wrong.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 04:19 PM (8avO+)

223 Speaking of previous climate alarmist prophecies of doom not panning out: 43 years ago, Dan Rather confidently proclaimed that 25% of Florida would be under water by now.



Yes, that happened. We built more pools.

Posted by: Hercules at August 07, 2025 04:19 PM (GF8D7)

224 The climate pink Mann got slammed by the judge $1 in compensatory damage , $1m reduced to $5k on punitive. Mann was also directed to pay $477 to Steyn and another guy for attorney fees. He also had to pay Nat Rev attorney fees. Douchebag

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2025 04:19 PM (r/xMY)

225 >> Well, with the Earf speeding up its spinning

I got interested in this and have been looking at the IERS daily updates. I think the speed-up has maxed out. They predict about 90 days out, and then less accurate 1 year predictions. The current short term have slowed down from May predictions. At any rate, the mean mean solar day for 2025 is predicted to be about 10ms faster than 24 hours.

Shortest so far was 2022, which averaged 25ms shorter.

And speaking of the sun, something I didn't know is one of the longer period terms in the dance of polar motion and nutation and length of day correlates with the 11 yr solar cycle.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2025 04:20 PM (w6EFb)

226 So excuse me when I Declare Bullshit on all the "experts" saying that sea levels are skyrocketing upward and will soon subsume all the coastline
———-

Keep in mind. You aren’t supposed to necessarily believe the lies, you don’t have to. But.

it’s a Loyalty Test. Get your mind right, Comrade. Or else

Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2025 04:20 PM (RL+Tl)

227 202 It has been shown that widely available abortion leads to more babies killed, but not necessarily fewer babies born.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at August 07, 2025 04:10 PM

I'm not parsing this. Isn't ever child aborted pretty much a child not born?
Posted by: The Coming Ice Age Crisi

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Children born = children conceived - children murdered.

make it easier to kill and you may increase the number conceived even more.

So with easy abortion people fuck more and end up with more kids even though they kill a bunch.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at August 07, 2025 04:20 PM (78A15)

228 But, somehow, even though it's not possible to accurately model how three celestial bodies interact,
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 07, 2025 04:17 PM


Sydney Sweeney is considered a three body problem by many here.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 07, 2025 04:20 PM (0sNs1)

229 "Don't forget climate change causes earthquakes and volcanic eruptions."

That "suspicious observers" guy (Ace talked about him years ago I think) says the poles flip every 24,000 years or so ... with other significant events every 12k yrs.

I believe the theory is that it is from solar "EMP's", and that there will be more and more solar events as we approach the time the mantle breaks free from the core, which I assume is how they claim the poles have flipped before.

We've got another 10-20 years, though, before the Gulf of Mexico sloshes up through the Midwest (and then back).

He's building his survivor ranch in SE Colorado ... join now for the low low fee of ?? heh ... that's the problem with "world will change in 20 years" type claims.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 07, 2025 04:18 PM (vbXSk)

The POLES don't flip, the Polarity of the Magnetic field flips. So Alaska will still be by the north pole, but your magnet will indicate South instead of north.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 04:21 PM (8avO+)

230
Yep. Have a customer who has been trying to add features to a project with older source than current. So he's been sending me the projects. And the code just doesn't compile, has missing config settings, code that might be for a different version of the dev kit or just wrong.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 04:19 PM (8avO+)
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Heh, I wrote a small program in C++ years ago, just to see if I could. Watching the compiler choke because I missed something in the code was amusing.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 07, 2025 04:21 PM (tT6L1)

231 bob I think that makes sense tbh

it's a perceived "out" so girls don't worry too much and prob get PG more - like a LOT more. with more different guys because the old way, you got married to the first one you let knock you up.

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 07, 2025 04:21 PM (Pv3Rg)

232 *weeps bitterly but manfully at pain in feet and last day ending in Rome*

*also is just fucking exhausted*

*and full of pasta*

Posted by: TJM's phone at August 07, 2025 04:22 PM (Vmn5q)

233
Why is Ace on Central/Mountain time??

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 07, 2025 04:22 PM (ksF5f)

234 Heh, I wrote a small program in C++ years ago, just to see if I could. Watching the compiler choke because I missed something in the code was amusing.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 07, 2025 04:21 PM (tT6L1)
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It's always an afternoon of fun finding out you overwrote your stack.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 04:22 PM (krQz2)

235 Is AI porn as stupid as AI dead people?
Posted by: wth at August 07, 2025 04:18 PM (v0R5T)
******
There are men that are paying for AI girlfriends and they are falling in love with them.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 07, 2025 04:23 PM (NpAcC)

236 Anthropogenic climate change is bullsh*t.

The earth has been much hotter and much colder well before man came on the scene.

To the extent there is any impact, it's a rounding error in natural variation.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2025 04:23 PM (CnN/c)

237 The POLES don't flip, the Polarity of the Magnetic field flips. So Alaska will still be by the north pole, but your magnet will indicate South instead of north.
Posted by: Oldcat
======
Dammit, the Aussies, Kiwis, Argentina, etc. will be right side up and we will be upside down for 10-12k years if that happens.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2025 04:23 PM (ctrM5)

238 I'm still waiting for the new Ice Age we were promised in the 1970's. Hell was really going to freeze over!

Posted by: Cheri at August 07, 2025 04:24 PM (oiNtH)

239 Heh, I wrote a small program in C++ years ago, just to see if I could. Watching the compiler choke because I missed something in the code was amusing.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 07, 2025 04:21 PM (tT6L1)

Yeah the first lesson is you have to be very precise in doing your algorithm, because it isn't going to try and guess what you mean. In college there was a compiler like that, and it was a disaster since its guesses were bad and you had 10000 errors pretty soon after due to its bad guessing.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 04:24 PM (8avO+)

240 It's always an afternoon of fun finding out you overwrote your stack.
Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 04:22 PM (krQz2)
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Or, you learned your lesson, avoided overwriting, then realized you'd made so many revisions, and saved to so many different labels, you forgot which was the one which worked.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 07, 2025 04:24 PM (tT6L1)

241 Posted by: TJM's phone at August 07, 2025 04:22 PM

Were you able to take in a Prometheus screen dubbed in Italian?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 07, 2025 04:24 PM (0sNs1)

242 There are men that are paying for AI girlfriends and they are falling in love with them.
Posted by: redridinghood
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Until the AI girlfriend walks out on them and sues them for palimony.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2025 04:24 PM (ctrM5)

243 The song is over

***
But . . .
The melody lingers on

Posted by: Thanatopsis at August 07, 2025 04:24 PM (GYt5+)

244 The POLES don't flip, the Polarity of the Magnetic field flips. So Alaska will still be by the north pole, but your magnet will indicate South instead of north.
Posted by: Oldcat
.......

Will my toilet drain reverse?

Posted by: wth at August 07, 2025 04:25 PM (v0R5T)

245 I recently went to Grok and asked about the 3 body problem, as I didn't know what it was. Grok supplied me with an explanation and why it's impossible, so far as we know, to accurately model how 3 celestial bodies will interact due to the variables involved.

I believe this to be a given.

But, somehow, even though it's not possible to accurately model how three celestial bodies interact, we're supposed to believe the Science is Settled for an infinitely more complex system, the Earth?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 07, 2025 04:17 PM (tT6L1)

It is the same as the Wikipedia problem. In the first instance, there is not much profit (politically or economically) to monkey with the likely most correct answer. Thus, the answer can be considered more trustworthy.

In the second instance, there is nothing by profit to be gained, and so you get a highly biased answer, which conforms to whomever's biases of those who control the platform.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 04:25 PM (i24o9)

246 Your point is an assertion, my point is to try to put it into their own terms for explaining human emotions and actions.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at August 07, 2025 04:16 PM (78A15)

I do a lot of asserting. Kind of my thing.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 04:25 PM (I7DM/)

247 Funny that the AI response reference NASA satellite data. That same data also shows zero change in global surface temperatures.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 07, 2025 04:26 PM (XMwZJ)

248 I am new to this area, but I have not seen a lot of super hot days, and my office mates have mentioned this as well. Wife and I have turned the AC on maybe thrice this summer, and only for a short time.

Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo, Got a Ton of Boring Stories at August 07, 2025 04:26 PM (0aYVJ)

249 Y'all are aware that getting designated a weisenheimer is recorded in your Permanent Record, right?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 07, 2025 04:18 PM (0sNs1)

****
Heh.

Posted by: EFG at August 07, 2025 04:26 PM (Wp7J3)

250 Is AI porn as stupid as AI dead people?
Posted by: wth at August 07, 2025 04:18 PM (v0R5T)
******
There are men that are paying for AI girlfriends and they are falling in love with them.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 07, 2025 04:23 PM (NpAcC)

men are the romantic ones, we fall in love with anything, sportsball teams, battleships, tank types....

what is surprising is men are stopping falling in love with most women these days.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 04:26 PM (8avO+)

251 Until the AI girlfriend walks out on them and sues them for palimony.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2025 04:24 PM (ctrM5)
******
Soon.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 07, 2025 04:26 PM (NpAcC)

252 231 bob I think that makes sense tbh

it's a perceived "out" so girls don't worry too much and prob get PG more - like a LOT more. with more different guys because the old way, you got married to the first one you let knock you up.
Posted by: Black Orchid


Thank you.
Exactly.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at August 07, 2025 04:27 PM (78A15)

253 I perceive that AI is two things. The first, because I've heard AI experts say that it's the main driver.

First, it is a draw for investment dollars for VCs to think they are investing in cutting edge that is going to "do so much and have so many applications in the future".

Right now, it's a loss if you don't suggest that you have some foot in the AI door. So all the IT companies are doing it.

Secondly, the government is possibly driving AI to spy on you as you tell it all sorts of personal facts about yourself.

It's like that meme about Alexa: "Hi, wiretap. You got any recipes for pancakes?"

The last is the Elites are looking for a tool they can claim makes better decisions than you do, so they can cut you out of the decision-making process. (So three)

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 04:27 PM (krQz2)

254 Riddle me this buckos!:

What is the difference between Al Roker-Soupy Sales-Bill Nye- Pee wee Herman and Neil deGrasse Tyson?

Answer: Not a damned thing!!!

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 04:27 PM (VPPG8)

255 Speaking of AI, I have to go downstairs to revive a long dead Win2K system. Finally getting around to decommissioning a bunch of old builds to be sent to recycling. But, need the data off it.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2025 04:27 PM (ctrM5)

256 The one thing I'm pretty convinced AI is not is intelligence--at least not yet.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 04:27 PM (krQz2)

257 If they were so sure of global warming, why did they keep changing the name? They seemed to settle on climate change. Maybe because the climate is always changing.

Posted by: Case at August 07, 2025 04:28 PM (NnONT)

258 The POLES don't flip, the Polarity of the Magnetic field flips. So Alaska will still be by the north pole, but your magnet will indicate South instead of north.
Posted by: Oldcat
.......

Will my toilet drain reverse?
Posted by: wth at August 07, 2025 04:25 PM (v0R5T)

it will be an outie instead of an inny.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 04:28 PM (8avO+)

259 AI Divorce Court
New on NBC

Posted by: wth at August 07, 2025 04:28 PM (v0R5T)

260 Altering or revising previously published assessments would be a significant escalation in the administration's attempts to wipe credible climate science off the record.

The irony of this statement is utterly wasted on the author.

Posted by: Climate catastrophe "science" is bullshít based at August 07, 2025 04:29 PM (KOE6H)

261 216 But, somehow, even though it's not possible to accurately model how three celestial bodies interact, we're supposed to believe the Science is Settled for an infinitely more complex system, the Earth?

assume a spherical chicken planet...

Posted by: just the punch line at August 07, 2025 04:29 PM (sGtp+)

262 Speaking of AI, I have to go downstairs to revive a long dead Win2K system. Finally getting around to decommissioning a bunch of old builds to be sent to recycling. But, need the data off it.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2025 04:27 PM (ctrM5)
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You're not truly retrieving data until you fire up the Win98 Boot Disk tools.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 07, 2025 04:29 PM (tT6L1)

263 There are men that are paying for AI girlfriends and they are falling in love with them.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 07, 2025 04:23 PM (NpAcC)
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Pig-male-lyin'.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 04:29 PM (krQz2)

264 I do a lot of asserting. Kind of my thing.
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 04:25 PM


I'm more of an ass inserting kind of guy.

Posted by: Pete B. at August 07, 2025 04:29 PM (0sNs1)

265 what is surprising is men are stopping falling in love with most women these days.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 04:26 PM (8avO+)
*********
An AI girlfriend never ages.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 07, 2025 04:29 PM (NpAcC)

266 Hi there. Aristotle here. I was, without question, the most revered and smartest scientist in my generation.

Oh, and the Earth is the center of the universe, and life evolves from spontaneous generation, which means it come from non-living matter.

Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2025 04:29 PM (dIske)

267 233
Why is Ace on Central/Mountain time??
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 07, 2025 04:22 PM (ksF5f)

******

He was originally from New York City, right?

Well, I would guess that he has moved into a different time zone...

Or is using a VPN that has that for a location.

I honestly have no idea.

Posted by: EFG at August 07, 2025 04:29 PM (Wp7J3)

268 If they were so sure of global warming, why did they keep changing the name? They seemed to settle on climate change. Maybe because the climate is always changing.
Posted by: Case at August 07, 2025 04:28 PM (NnONT)

its climate change because it got hot when the ice age was predicted and cold when heat was predicted. Now they are always covered.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 04:29 PM (8avO+)

269 Two of the most gruesome "cites" by the left is when they go on about how ending leaded gasoline and increasing abortion access are really what caused crime rates to fall.

Like, so if we just kill all the retards, especially if we catch them in the womb, we'll have less crime?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 07, 2025 04:29 PM (gBFby)

270 Does Kasie Hunt have a brother named Mike? Also, has anybody seen him?

Posted by: Dirac_Delta

No. But you may want to ask Mike who cheese's hairy about it.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at August 07, 2025 04:30 PM (QcUc+)

271 >> Grok supplied me with an explanation and why it's impossible, so far as we know, to accurately model how 3 celestial bodies will interact due to the variables involved.

There is no *closed form analytic solution* to the 3 body problem. They can be numerically integrated to high precision. For example JPL's current high precision solar system ephemeris is damned accurate.

Over the long term, the solar system is chaotic. The time there around 5 - 10 million years. After that, some gravitational butterfly flapping its wings now, could do anything, including a small chance of throwing the earth out of the solar system.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2025 04:31 PM (w6EFb)

272 229 We've got another 10-20 years, though, before the Gulf of Mexico sloshes up through the Midwest (and then back).

hmmm. i'm not familiar with that one.

Posted by: anachronda at August 07, 2025 04:31 PM (sGtp+)

273 We're not playing games with your remorseless communists any longer.

Flamethrowers for everyone!

Posted by: DaveA at August 07, 2025 04:31 PM (FhXTo)

274 I think I made that sun joke comment a while back, Ace.
I feel really gay writing this, but you've asked about it a few times now. I never cared about credit, I just get a kick out of it being worth repeating.

I still use the same email if that helps with a search for old comments at all.

Posted by: Malicious Compliance at August 07, 2025 04:32 PM (OBuuS)

275 Oh, and the Earth is the center of the universe ...

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Like Nostradamus, Aristotle was close but missed it by this much ... as everybody knows, the center of the universe is Barack Obama.

Posted by: ShainS at August 07, 2025 04:32 PM (D9BsV)

276 Riddle me this buckos!:

What is the difference between Al Roker-Soupy Sales-Bill Nye- Pee wee Herman and Neil deGrasse Tyson?

Answer: Not a damned thing!!!
Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 04:27 PM (VPPG

By all accounts Soupy was a pretty smart guy.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 04:32 PM (8avO+)

277 After that, some gravitational butterfly flapping its wings now, could do anything, including a small chance of throwing the earth out of the solar system.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb)
......

They're probably sick of us anyway.

Posted by: wth at August 07, 2025 04:32 PM (v0R5T)

278 Speaking of AI, I have to go downstairs to revive a long dead Win2K system. Finally getting around to decommissioning a bunch of old builds to be sent to recycling. But, need the data off it.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2025 04:27 PM (ctrM5)

Did you get one of those USB-SATA/IDE dongles? That's the only way to go. After that, get and use a NAS, with a backup strategy, and you never have to retrieve old data off an obsolete system again.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 04:32 PM (i24o9)

279
I shit you not:

fake newser kasie hunt's original twitter handle was @khunt

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 07, 2025 04:33 PM (2RXPR)

280 as everybody knows, the center of the universe is Brian Denehey.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 07, 2025 04:33 PM (4mUWY)

281 250 what is surprising is men are stopping falling in love with most women these days.

isaiah 3:24

Posted by: anachronda at August 07, 2025 04:33 PM (sGtp+)

282 We've got another 10-20 years, though, before the Gulf of Mexico sloshes up through the Midwest (and then back).

hmmm. i'm not familiar with that one.
Posted by: anachronda at August 07, 2025 04:31 PM (sGtp+)

Trump SAVED the South and Midwest just by RENAMING the Gulf.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 04:33 PM (8avO+)

283 Oh, and the Earth is the center of the universe ...
......

No, that's my ex-wife.

Posted by: wth at August 07, 2025 04:33 PM (v0R5T)

284 I think I made that sun joke comment a while back, Ace.
I feel really gay writing this, but you've asked about it a few times now. I never cared about credit, I just get a kick out of it being worth repeating.

I still use the same email if that helps with a search for old comments at all.

Posted by: Malicious Compliance at August 07, 2025 04:32 PM (OBuuS)

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Thanks -- I've used that joke several times on numerous platforms. Never gets old ...

Posted by: ShainS at August 07, 2025 04:34 PM (+/3eG)

285 I've been getting personal enjoyment out of posing questions to the AI sites that leaves them no wiggle room in providing an unconventional, truthful, and culturally racist answer.

For example: Rank various races by Intelligence quotient. Or, are all races physically the same. If not. Why? (Jimmy the Greek would have loved that answer).

Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2025 04:34 PM (dIske)

286 Nood. Lizzo.

Posted by: fd at August 07, 2025 04:34 PM (vFG9F)

287 I recently went to Grok and asked about the 3 body problem, as I didn't know what it was.

Did you also ask Grok about the 3 Seashells problem?

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 07, 2025 04:34 PM (X7zFE)

288 as everybody knows, the center of the universe is Brian Denehey.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 07, 2025 04:33 PM (4mUWY)
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Whose best role is still the Deathstar.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 04:35 PM (krQz2)

289 I've been getting personal enjoyment out of posing questions to the AI sites that leaves them no wiggle room in providing an unconventional, truthful, and culturally racist answer.

For example: Rank various races by Intelligence quotient. Or, are all races physically the same. If not. Why? (Jimmy the Greek would have loved that answer).

Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2025 04:34 PM (dIske)

Have them define a woman a send the results to KBJ.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 04:35 PM (i24o9)

290 Throughout history, prophets have predicted the end of the world. As the date passed, they would push the "end times" out a few years. After a few failed predictions, people would get the hint that the prophet was false and fall away.

So too with the climate change religion. As predictions of the end times fail, the false prophets keep pushing the dates back and people begin to fall away from the false religion.

Posted by: Duke at August 07, 2025 04:36 PM (5spQ9)

291 I perceive that AI is two things. The first, because I've heard AI experts say that it's the main driver.

First, it is a draw for investment dollars for VCs to think they are investing in cutting edge that is going to "do so much and have so many applications in the future".

Right now, it's a loss if you don't suggest that you have some foot in the AI door. So all the IT companies are doing it.

>>>>>

It's the newest marketing buzzword that describes something that's existed for years, only shittier. First it was "The Cloud" - that's all you heard on commercials. Congrats, you've discovered the mainframe/dumb terminal system all over again.

Then it was "The Blockchain". Hooray - you've invented receipts.

Now it's "AI", which is just database queries for simpletons, only with much greater likelihood of getting the answers wrong. BI products like Sisense and Tableau have had spoken language queries for years, only without having to sift through decades of internet porn and Twilight erotic fan fiction.

Posted by: Jack Package at August 07, 2025 04:37 PM (/u1NK)

292 Pfftt I already have my AI chicks lined up in person at Hooters..
Same same they feed you bullshit for the desired emotional reaction but for the hardcore emotional dependency I can go to a strip club where beautiful naked ladies will promise me anything I want even marriage , if I stuff more cash in her panty's

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 04:37 PM (VPPG8)

293 For example: Rank various races by Intelligence quotient. Or, are all races physically the same. If not. Why? (Jimmy the Greek would have loved that answer).

Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2025 04:34 PM (dIske)

Have them define a woman a send the results to KBJ.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 04:35 PM (i24o9)

All races can't possibly be the same or they could not be distinguished from each other.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 04:37 PM (8avO+)

294 221 He's building his survivor ranch in SE Colorado ... join now for the low low fee of ?? heh ... that's the problem with "world will change in 20 years" type claims.

good luck with that. the only place safe from the solar kill shot will be ukraine.

Posted by: major ed dames, frequent guest with art bell at August 07, 2025 04:37 PM (sGtp+)

295 46 Any sane person would question the fact that the global warming crowd has missed every single prediction they have made in the last 45 years. Decade after decade they have made ridiculous claims that never come to pass but they keep at it and the rubes still "believe" them.


We are not dealing with sane people.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 07, 2025 03:48 PM (0N4FZ)

They are every bit as irrational, dogmatic and zealous as the end times loons that sprung up among evangelicals at various points in history. Maybe even moreso, since they're still going on about it despite being proven completely wrong for the past 50+ years.

Posted by: They're religious fanatics for SCIENCE™ at August 07, 2025 04:38 PM (KOE6H)

296
There are a few know analytic solutions of the 3-body problem in very specific circumstances (constraints on mass ratio and initial conditions).

On rather cool one is the "Figure 8" solution. 3 bodies of equal mass all following a closed figure 8 curve. This thing is stable to small perturbations, but the initial conditions and mass ratio constraints are so tight, it would be very unlikely for such a system to form naturally.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2025 04:39 PM (w6EFb)

297 LOL, my Hate Feed has the Independent wanting me to be outraged at the wasteful expenditure of Trump having 700 domestic flights of (illegal) immigrants a month while Dear Joe Biden only had 350 average a month.

Oh?

1) I don't recall anyone reporting on the 350 flights per month under Joe, except on the right
2) there is a huge fucking difference between 350 INTO the country and 700 flights OUT of the country.

FOAD, you limey poofers. I voted for this.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 07, 2025 04:42 PM (gBFby)

298 AI will produce the same effect as GPS and cell phones.

I can not navigate to new places or most of the time remember how to get to places I have been to without GPS.
I don't know one phone number of anyone in my contacts list
on my phone.

The access to true knowledge will suffer and we will go back to the days before the printing press when even the Bible was held by the elitist's.

Fuck the AI asshole creators and the bidet they rode in on...

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 04:42 PM (VPPG8)

299 There are a few know analytic solutions of the 3-body problem in very specific circumstances (constraints on mass ratio and initial conditions).

On rather cool one is the "Figure 8" solution. 3 bodies of equal mass all following a closed figure 8 curve. This thing is stable to small perturbations, but the initial conditions and mass ratio constraints are so tight, it would be very unlikely for such a system to form naturally.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2025 04:39 PM (w6EFb)

***

I was told there was no math involved with this blog...

Get Manix (not a cop!) and his links here *stat*!

Posted by: EFG at August 07, 2025 04:43 PM (Wp7J3)

300 Now it's "AI", which is just database queries for simpletons, only with much greater likelihood of getting the answers wrong. BI products like Sisense and Tableau have had spoken language queries for years, only without having to sift through decades of internet porn and Twilight erotic fan fiction.
Posted by: Jack Package at August 07, 2025 04:37 PM (/u1NK)

There actually IS a real AI technique. What they say it is now isn't it. But you can train a system to recognize letters, say, in certain fonts and it can recognize an A from other letters.

We were detecting the emptyness of trucks using X-ray images and finding shapes and densities inside, then grading the full vs empty of the results using trained AI. It could put its guess and the map on the picture as the trucks passed by the operator, in a second or two.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 04:44 PM (8avO+)

301 241 Posted by: TJM's phone at August 07, 2025 04:22 PM


Still got your wallet?

Posted by: Gypsy In Shadows At Train Station at August 07, 2025 04:44 PM (G5+As)

302 There are a few know analytic solutions of the 3-body problem in very specific circumstances (constraints on mass ratio and initial conditions).

On rather cool one is the "Figure 8" solution. 3 bodies of equal mass all following a closed figure 8 curve. This thing is stable to small perturbations, but the initial conditions and mass ratio constraints are so tight, it would be very unlikely for such a system to form naturally.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2025 04:39 PM (w6EFb)

***

I was told there was no math involved with this blog...

Get Manix (not a cop!) and his links here *stat*!
Posted by: EFG at August 07, 2025 04:43 PM (Wp7J3)

The Lagrange Points are other approximate solutions in planetary and stellar orbits.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 04:45 PM (8avO+)

303 >>>23 It was Dave in Texas, he and I had been riffing on the nuclear shiny ball not being factored in at all as a variable.

ah thank you.

Posted by: ace at August 07, 2025 04:46 PM (KRtlO)

304 The center of the universe is whatever pair of boobs I'm looking at at any particular moment in time.

Posted by: zombie at August 07, 2025 04:47 PM (pMi6S)

305 Throughout history, prophets have predicted the end of the world. As the date passed, they would push the "end times" out a few years. After a few failed predictions, people would get the hint that the prophet was false and fall away.

Posted by: Duke at August 07, 2025 04:36 PM (5spQ9)

Wasn't it the Millerites who got tired of the End Days not happening that they changed it to that the Second Coming already happened but it was secret?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 04:48 PM (8avO+)

306 Over the long term, the solar system is chaotic. The time there around 5 - 10 million years. After that, some gravitational butterfly flapping its wings now, could do anything, including a small chance of throwing the earth out of the solar system.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2025 04:31 PM (w6EFb)

Well, shit! I guess I'll have to go to the store and buy a bunch of toilet paper.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 07, 2025 04:48 PM (g8Ew8)

307 >> Well, shit! I guess I'll have to go to the store and buy a bunch of toilet paper.

IIRC, the odds of that are maybe 2% over the 4 billion years before the sun becomes a red giant. And life on earth will cease to be viable well before that. I think the limit is about 1 billion years. The sun will get too hot by then.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2025 04:51 PM (w6EFb)

308 Department of Energy doing this is fine. But they need to be focusing on building out nuke capacity. Big stuff, small modular reactors, public/private partnerships, new labs, all that good shit.

And they are moving on these things. But I don't want any distractions from that goal.

Spare only the time, money, and men you need to fight the courts on fuel extraction policies, and go crazy on nuke tech. I want the future.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2025 04:52 PM (Frm63)

309 ha ha but wait didn't multiple people including pastors cash in on end of the world predictions due to climate change in the 90's YES they surely did.
Less we forget The Goracle selling 'carbon offsets' to corporations
They even had a currency set up. Some Euro Banks were recognizing carbon currency as real currency which thank God were done away with.
Carbon offsets were where your manufacturing company was calculated as to how much emissions it released on an annual basis. The companies were mandated by I think the UN or some other international group of men with funny hats to pay millions of dollars restitution and in turn trees were planted to produce oxygen and 'offset' the carbon 'footprint' of the company.

The Dems moto If it moves Tax It!
-Ronald Reagan

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 04:53 PM (VPPG8)

310 A good SF book with an AI element is James Hogan's "The Two Faces of Tomorrow".

In a near future earth there is a growing problem with the expert systems running things being 'too smart' - on the moon a system doling out jobs to clear ridges out of the path of a mass driver decides that the quickest way is to fire the mass driver at the obstacle to blow it up, nearly killing the scout crew surveying the path.

So they go to the person developing the next gen AI to fix the problem by making something smart enough to factor all the restraints. And to see if the AI could get out of control they mount it on a space platform with the most advanced tech, and attack it to see if they can always beat it.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 04:58 PM (8avO+)

311 IIRC, the odds of that are maybe 2% over the 4 billion years before the sun becomes a red giant. And life on earth will cease to be viable well before that. I think the limit is about 1 billion years. The sun will get too hot by then.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2025 04:51 PM (w6EFb)

reflectors to divert sunlight should be easy enough to set up with that lead time.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 05:00 PM (8avO+)

312 CNN WHINE,WHINE WHINE

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at August 07, 2025 06:21 PM (wGqjj)

313 Global warming’s worst effects are always, always 30 years in the future.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 07, 2025 08:09 PM (ZAN7R)

314 308 Department of Energy doing this is fine. But they need to be focusing on building out nuke capacity. Big stuff, small modular reactors, public/private partnerships, new labs, all that good shit.

And they are moving on these things. But I don't want any distractions from that goal.

Spare only the time, money, and men you need to fight the courts on fuel extraction policies, and go crazy on nuke tech. I want the future.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2025 04:52 PM (Frm63)

I’m in agreement, but really, do you trust the DoEnergy to do it?

It’s a relic of the 1970s. Time to bin it.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 07, 2025 08:11 PM (ZAN7R)

Hyper Woke North Virginia School System Arranged and Paid for Abortions for Students, While Keeping Parents In the Dark

Glenn Youngkin needs to step in and assert state control over the vile Fairfax County school system.

Fairfax County borders on Loudoun County. The Loudoun County school system covered up not one but two sexual assaults by a "trans" student against girls. It's now being sued for $30 million for permitting girls to be raped like crazy.

There is something evil in northern Virginia.

The Fairfax County Public Schools system in Virginia has launched an investigation into accusations that school staff arranged abortions for students without notifying their parents, according to local reports.

All of the finger-quotes for " " " investigation. " " "

Mistakes were made. The policy was unclear. Let's fire the policy and keep the teachers involved in this. That's what they always say -- they refuse to fire any wrongdoers and just claim "the system," which cannot be fired and does not belong to the teachers union, is to blame.


School officials at Centreville High School in Union Hill allegedly arranged and bankrolled abortions for girls in 2021, including a 17-year-old, according to local news outlet WJLA.

"We learned yesterday of these concerning allegations from 2021," FCPS said in a statement to the outlet on Wednesday. "We are launching an immediate and comprehensive investigation as we take all concerns of student wellbeing very seriously."

Pressed on whether FCPS staff have ever arranged abortions for students, including in this case, the district said it was not aware of any instances of the sort.

"Not to [our] knowledge. We have launched an immediate investigation into these concerns as soon as we were made aware," the district told WJLA.

FCPS policy states that "every effort shall be made to encourage and support students suspecting pregnancy to discuss their concerns with their parents or guardians." However, it does not say FCPS employees should inform parents about those conversations.

Seems like the policy was pretty clear -- yes, school officials are ordered to help students get abortions and hide this from their parents.


This report makes it sound worse. It claims the school officials, including, of course, a "social worker" told students they "had to" get abortions.

According to an exclusive report from the local WC Dispatch, the allegations from two former Centreville High School students revealed that the same counselor at the school spirited away the girls to the Fairfax Healthcare Center. They allege that the school principal knew and arranged for tax money to pay for killing the babies without notifying parents.

The girls were told "they had no choice" but to have the abortions.

The 17-year-old girl who was five months pregnant was so frightened at the coercion that she ran away from the clinic and told a teacher. That teacher was subsequently ordered to keep quiet.

The Dispatch reported how this apparent frightening and coercive abortion "pipeline" worked at Centreville High School.

"A handwritten statement from [a student who went through with the abortion]...lays out how [social worker Carolina] Díaz scheduled the appointment, paid the clinic's fees, and swore her to secrecy," according to the Dispatch. It was all illegal, because "The girl, an 11th-grade ESOL student, says the abortion took place in November 2021--while she was still seventeen--making the concealment a straight-line violation of state law."

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1 First?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2025 02:26 PM (r/xMY)

2 Evil, evil, evil.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2025 02:26 PM (ExV1e)

3 Vile leftist!

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at August 07, 2025 02:26 PM (4IPpE)

4 The wife of a Pastor I know was born and lived in the DC area. She believes demonic activity to be out of control in the DC area.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 07, 2025 02:27 PM (tT6L1)

5 There is something evil in northern Virginia.

Hey, now!

Posted by: Washington, DC at August 07, 2025 02:27 PM (zK360)

6 If you arrange an abortion for a child that you have no custody of and no legally acknowledged relationship to, that should lead to heavy charges.

It also means you're a very, very bad person.

Posted by: Crusader at August 07, 2025 02:27 PM (TN0g+)

7 >>>Hyper Woke North Virginia School System Arranged and Paid for Abortions for Students, While Keeping Parents In the Dark

Subtext: They were f*ing the kids, too.

Posted by: Brian Williams at August 07, 2025 02:28 PM (i24o9)

8 These scum need to be investigated to see if anyone of them were the *reason* the girls were pregnant.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 02:28 PM (ULPxl)

9 Remember, NOBODY celebrates abortion! That is just a silly thing dumb MAGA people believe!!!

Posted by: Jay in PA at August 07, 2025 02:28 PM (7claL)

10 The wife of a Pastor I know was born and lived in the DC area. She believes demonic activity to be out of control in the DC area.

That's progress. It's been in control for a long time.

Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2025 02:28 PM (zK360)

11 Fairfax and Loudon are two of the most woke counties in the country. Government workers and their spouses choke full of gender studies and ethnic studies degrees. A perfect recipe for idiocy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2025 02:28 PM (r/xMY)

12 Student: "I have a headache. May I please have an aspirin?"
School: "No, I'm sorry. We can't dispense medication that was not prescribed to you by a doctor."

Student: "I'm pregnant. Will you please help me hoover this thing outta me?"
School: "Oh, you poor dear. Of course we'll help you! It's just between us."

Posted by: There is something wrong here at August 07, 2025 02:29 PM (6bTRc)

13 >> Mistakes were made. The policy was unclear. Let's fire the policy and keep the teachers involved in this.

Or we could take them deep in woods, tie them to a tree, baste them in animal blood and come back in a month.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 07, 2025 02:29 PM (GH9Yd)

14 Of course they did!

Because every human is of inestimable value, but no one should be punished by having to take care of one!

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 02:29 PM (krQz2)

15 There is something evil in northern Virginia.

Hordes of left-wing Federal workers.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 07, 2025 02:29 PM (xTIDn)

16 Odds that these girls were knocked up by teachers or perverts working at the schools? Better than 50 percent. There seems to be no other reason why a school would arrange and pay for a girl's abortion.

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 07, 2025 02:29 PM (iFTx/)

17 The Bolshie's blood lust is insatiable.

Posted by: toby928 at August 07, 2025 02:29 PM (jc0TO)

18 "Subtext: They were f*ing the kids, too."

And financially connected to the abortion providers, I bet.

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake On Tea at August 07, 2025 02:30 PM (0I+GC)

19 The wife of a Pastor I know was born and lived in the DC area. She believes demonic activity to be out of control in the DC area.

That's progress. It's been in control for a long time.
Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2025 02:28 PM (zK360)
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They designed the streets that way.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 02:30 PM (krQz2)

20 That's one powerful school system. I wonder what it might do next.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 02:30 PM (I7DM/)

21 >>> 4 The wife of a Pastor I know was born and lived in the DC area. She believes demonic activity to be out of control in the DC area.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 07, 2025 02:27 PM (tT6L1)

I can't imagine why anyone would think that.

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Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 02:30 PM (ULPxl)

22 Fairfax and Loudoun collected signatures and filed recall petitions for school board members. In Virginia to recall school board, the local prosecutor has to take concerns to a judge. In Fairfax the local Soros prosecutor Descano dismissed the case. In Loudoun the Soros prosecutor was forced to recuse and tried to get it sent to another Soros prosecutor. Instead the judge picked a different prosecutor, so one school board member resigned. They used the crime of holding meeting that were non-public.

Posted by: MikeN at August 07, 2025 02:30 PM (HVZOH)

23 And yet the state is about to elect one of the most corrupt, worthless pieces of garbage as GOV. Chances are high Spanburger is only a thing because of fraud.

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 02:30 PM (p4NUW)

24 What is an "ESOL student?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 02:30 PM (6bTRc)

25 Odds that these girls were knocked up by teachers or perverts working at the schools? Better than 50 percent. There seems to be no other reason why a school would arrange and pay for a girl's abortion.

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 07, 2025 02:29 PM (iFTx/)

That's the obvious implication.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 02:30 PM (i24o9)

26 Felony conspiracy charges for aiding and abetting the concealment of statutory rape.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 07, 2025 02:30 PM (gBFby)

27 Rich men north of Richmond

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 02:30 PM (dfIr7)

28 If there is one thing the left is lovingly committed to it is murdering babies

Posted by: steevy at August 07, 2025 02:30 PM (YwEeS)

29 "The girl, an 11th-grade ESOL student, says the abortion took place in November 2021--while she was still seventeen--making the concealment a straight-line violation of state law."

Planned Parenthood ignores age-of-consent reporting requirements all the time.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 07, 2025 02:30 PM (xTIDn)

30 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)

31 "A handwritten statement from [a student who went through with the abortion]...lays out how [social worker Carolina] Díaz scheduled the appointment, paid the clinic's fees, and swore her to secrecy," according to the Dispatch. It was all illegal, because "The girl, an 11th-grade ESOL student, says the abortion took place in November 2021--while she was still seventeen--making the concealment a straight-line violation of state law."
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Law? Pffft. We have a crusade to perpetuate, here.

Posted by: Schools at August 07, 2025 02:31 PM (6bTRc)

32 Your children will be delivered to Moloch, with or without your consent.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 07, 2025 02:31 PM (B9Prs)

33 There is something evil in northern Virginia.


"I can see DC from my house!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)

34 You can’t have a child bring cupcakes to school now a days (peanut allergies) but you can go get an abortion in the middle of the day with a teacher!

Remember, teachers are underpaid heroes!

Posted by: Jay in PA at August 07, 2025 02:31 PM (7claL)

35 Or we could take them deep in woods, tie them to a tree, baste them in animal blood and come back in a month.
Posted by: Vengeance at August 07, 2025 02:29 PM (GH9Yd)


I've heard that the Trump Administration put a lot of good sand flies out of work.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2025 02:31 PM (ExV1e)

36 This report makes it sound worse. It claims the school officials, including, of course, a "social worker" told students they "had to" get abortions.
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If the girl is short, you must abort.

Posted by: Johnny Cochran at August 07, 2025 02:31 PM (krQz2)

37 >>>Let's fire the policy and keep the teachers involved in this.

Maybe it wasn't the teachers this time. So far, sounds like administrative staff were the evildoers.

Posted by: No Name Today at August 07, 2025 02:31 PM (vlXMQ)

38 If the girl is a minor, isn't it by definition statutory rape? And isn't it mandatory to report same to law enforcement?

Posted by: toby928 at August 07, 2025 02:32 PM (jc0TO)

39 How many of those receiving abortions were impregnated by the school staff?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)

40 PEOPLE NEED TO GO TO PRISON FOR THIS
++++
And we know this time
That we will not find - we just will not find - that we get what we need!

Posted by: School Officials at August 07, 2025 02:32 PM (6bTRc)

41 What is an "ESOL student?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 02:30 PM (6bTRc)

It is a stupid obfuscation of ESL, intended to not place English at it's rightful place in America as the primary language of business.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 02:32 PM (i24o9)

42 These Aztec abortions were mostly voluntary and only done when there was a crisis such as a famine or outbreak of disease. The people volunteering thought they were helping the community, and also given a chance to move on to a paradise.

These were also kind abortions, with deep compassion for those who were sacrificed.

Posted by: Grok at August 07, 2025 02:32 PM (78A15)

43 Is the teacher saying she was told to keep quiet just dumb or was she complicit and is now just trying to pass the blame back to the administrators?

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at August 07, 2025 02:32 PM (sX1BW)

44 Boy, high school has changed a lot since 1982.

Posted by: Mike Damone at August 07, 2025 02:32 PM (wVcYX)

45 The Progressive Sacrament.

Corrupt the innocent in order to slay the innocent.

Violating as many Commandments as possible in one fell swoop.

Posted by: Minuteman at August 07, 2025 02:32 PM (47/pr)

46 Leftism love of abortion aside, I suspect that a big reason that the school said that the students had no choice but to get the abortion is because if they continued with the pregnancy, their absence rate would increase.

And since schools get paid for the number of students attending day by day, more absences means less money.

Hence, they must abort.

Posted by: EFG at August 07, 2025 02:33 PM (LN3jZ)

47 I should read the comments.

Posted by: toby928 at August 07, 2025 02:33 PM (jc0TO)

48 How many of those receiving abortions were impregnated by the school staff?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)
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I'd wager 1 at the low end, "all" at the high end.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 02:33 PM (6bTRc)

49 Before the census talk in the last thread fully dies:
@ElectionWiz
🚨 REPORT: Democrats could lose BIG between Red state redistricting, SCOTUS possibly striking down race-based districts and a new Census excluding non-citizens; these factors could collectively cost them 32 to 42 seats in a worst-case scenario.

A bit optimistic, but I like it.

Ok, back to the Moloch the thread.

Posted by: LizLem at August 07, 2025 02:33 PM (gWBY1)

50 "The 17-year-old girl who was five months pregnant was so frightened at the coercion that she ran away from the clinic and told a teacher."

This makes no sense. The girl is scared of the school pressuring her into an abortion, so she runs away and tells ... a teacher at the school? Not her parents? Not the cops?

Something is really really rotten at this school.

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 07, 2025 02:33 PM (iFTx/)

51 This report makes it sound worse. It claims the school officials, including, of course, a "social worker" told students they "had to" get abortions.
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If the girl is short, you must abort.

Posted by: Johnny Cochran at August 07, 2025 02:31 PM (krQz2)

If the girl don't spit, you must acquit. Or something.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 02:33 PM (i24o9)

52 It is a stupid obfuscation of ESL, intended to not place English at it's rightful place in America as the primary language of business.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 02:32 PM (i24o9)
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What's the new acronym?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 02:33 PM (6bTRc)

53 dds that these girls were knocked up by teachers or perverts working at the schools? Better than 50 percent. There seems to be no other reason why a school would arrange and pay for a girl's abortion.

Sure but I think the hard left radicals there would consider it their compassionate duty and religious obligation to provide baby murdering to children oppressed by living in Virginia where all those Klansmen are burning churches full of black people and chaining their barefoot wives to the stove.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 02:33 PM (dfIr7)

54 >>>PEOPLE NEED TO GO TO PRISON FOR THIS
~~~~~

This. Absolutely.

Then sue every single person directly involved in it. And sue the school, the entire district and all administrators.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 07, 2025 02:34 PM (3ImbR)

55 There is something evil in northern Virginia.

It's getting what it voted for, I presume.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 07, 2025 02:34 PM (z5QST)

56 The left is evil. If you support Democrats, you support this shit.

Damn you to Hell for it. All of you. You are evil to the core for supporting this evil to the core.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

57 What is an "ESOL student?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 02:30 PM (6bTRc)
____

English as Second Language?

Posted by: Elric at August 07, 2025 02:34 PM (iFTx/)

58 ESOL is English for Speakers of Other Languages.

I had to look it up.

Probably an illegal.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2025 02:34 PM (tUMpW)

59 They just didn't want these girls to be burdened with a child. They were Unburdening them!

Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 07, 2025 02:34 PM (bNf8H)

60 RAWK! WOMEN'S REPRODUCTIVE HEALTH SERVICES! RAWK!

Posted by: Propaganda Parrot at August 07, 2025 02:35 PM (jc0TO)

61 What is an "ESOL student?"

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English for Speakers of Other Languages.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at August 07, 2025 02:35 PM (0bjKf)

62 This makes no sense. The girl is scared of the school pressuring her into an abortion, so she runs away and tells ... a teacher at the school? Not her parents? Not the cops?


was she the ESL student? likely her parents were still in another country

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 07, 2025 02:35 PM (Pv3Rg)

63 What's the new acronym?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 02:33 PM (6bTRc)

English for Speakers of OTHER Languages.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 02:35 PM (i24o9)

64 I shan't believe it!
I shan't!

DEMOCRAT MUTINY: Three of Jasmine Crockett’s staffers have turned against her, alleging Crockett is an abusive boss who routinely berates and belittles them, curses them out, refuses to go into the office, choosing instead to lounge around her luxury DC apartment while they complete all her tasks, has them do her laundry, and treats them like an Uber service. - NYP

I knew a left-wing Democrat who had worked on Capitol Hill, who admitted that conservatives in Congress generally treated their staff far, far, better than the Leftists did.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 07, 2025 02:35 PM (xTIDn)

65 PEOPLE NEED TO GO TO PRISON FOR THIS
-------

The judges would have also accepted "HELL"

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 02:35 PM (I7DM/)

66 Better training is needed. Case closed.
- School District

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 07, 2025 02:35 PM (AiNp4)

67 My view of most public high schools is from the Welcome to the Jungle montage of Eastside High to open Lean on Me.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at August 07, 2025 02:35 PM (sX1BW)

68 What is an "ESOL student?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 02:30 PM (6bTRc)
____

English as Second Language?
Posted by: Elric at August 07, 2025 02:34 PM (iFTx/)
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You're a bigot to assume they only know ONE language!

Posted by: ESOL Hucksters at August 07, 2025 02:35 PM (krQz2)

69 A Seattle school did this 15 years ago.

They promised to pay for it as long as the girl didn't tell her parents.

It was totally legal.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 07, 2025 02:36 PM (j6Ika)

70 53 dds that these girls were knocked up by teachers or perverts working at the schools? Better than 50 percent. There seems to be no other reason why a school would arrange and pay for a girl's abortion.


probably by their "sponsors" or their "parents' since they were essentially trafficked into the US to begin with

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 07, 2025 02:36 PM (Pv3Rg)

71
The judges would have also accepted "HELL"
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 02:35 PM (I7DM/)




They will wind up there, yes. However, there are those that would like to see some punishment for actions in THIS life.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)

72 Funny how all the stories about how nasty and vicious Kamala was to her underlings mysteriously vanished forever in June of last year.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 02:36 PM (I7DM/)

73 ESOL is English for Speakers of Other Languages.

I had to look it up.

Probably an illegal.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2025 02:34 PM (tUMpW)
++++
Absolutely yes.

And what a shitty, stupid and subversive rebranding of it. Of course.

A native English speaker who also speaks another language is also a "Speaker of Other Languages."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 02:36 PM (6bTRc)

74 If the girl is a minor, isn't it by definition statutory rape? And isn't it mandatory to report same to law enforcement?

We committed and investigated the crime internally.

Posted by: The Executive Branch's Education and Justice Depts. at August 07, 2025 02:36 PM (zK360)

75 We don't need no education
We don't need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teacher, leave them kids alone

Hey, teacher, leave them kids alone

Posted by: LizLem at August 07, 2025 02:36 PM (gWBY1)

76 If the girl is a minor, isn't it by definition statutory rape?

Most states have a sliding scale where younger people can sex up younger people if they are close in age. However it appears that Virginia makes it a felony to engage in "Carnal knowledge of a child between 13 and 15" resulting in 2-10 years in prison and a maximum fine of $100,000.

Practically speaking, I am guessing that if Johnny at 16 had sex with Sally at 15 most juries let them walk.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 02:36 PM (dfIr7)

77 ESOL: ESOL refers to teaching English to Speakers of Other Languages. It applies to both ESL and EFL contexts. The distinction is important because some individuals argue that when students learn English in a native English-speaking country (ESL), they are not necessarily learning a second language. It could be a student’s third or even fourth language. Then, English as a Second Language is limiting and not fully comprehensive in its description.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 07, 2025 02:36 PM (Dv3i1)

78 English for Speakers of OTHER Languages.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 02:35 PM (i24o9)

Does Dothraki or Klingon count?

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2025 02:36 PM (MGB5H)

79 DEMOCRAT MUTINY: Three of Jasmine Crockett’s staffers have turned against her, alleging Crockett is an abusive boss who routinely berates and belittles them, curses them out, refuses to go into the office, choosing instead to lounge around her luxury DC apartment while they complete all her tasks, has them do her laundry, and treats them like an Uber service. - NYP
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You know, that didn't surprise me.

I didn't expect it--but it doesn't seem like new information either.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 02:37 PM (krQz2)

80 That they don't mention even the age of the father, is a huge reveal that nearly confirms it was a school employee.

It's like the massive Medicare fraud brewing in MN. A program that was initially just $5 million that exploded to over $100 million in just a few years.

Multiple business indicted as billing for patients that didn't exist and work that wasn't done.

Not once, not even suggested, in the entire article was any of the names of the persons involved. Not a president, not an owner, not even an employee.

Because, you know. You already know what their names are. Just by the fact that they refused to name them.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 07, 2025 02:37 PM (gBFby)

81
DEMOCRAT MUTINY: Three of Jasmine Crockett’s staffers have turned against her, alleging Crockett is an abusive boss who routinely berates and belittles them, curses them out, refuses to go into the office, choosing instead to lounge around her luxury DC apartment while they complete all her tasks, has them do her laundry, and treats them like an Uber service. - NYP



Hasn't this been well documented already?

I mean, it should shock no one, but still.....She's been openly hostile to her staff multiple times.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

82
ESOL. English as a Sophomoric Language.

I have a degree in it.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 02:37 PM (I7DM/)

83 If the girl is a minor, isn't it by definition statutory rape? And isn't it mandatory to report same to law enforcement?
Posted by: toby928 at August 07, 2025 02:32 PM (jc0TO)
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Not if the knocker-upper is also a minor, I don't think. But in terms of reporting requirements, no clue.

But conspiring to *not* inform parents is ... bad.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 02:37 PM (6bTRc)

84 English for Speakers of OTHER Languages.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 02:35 PM (i24o9)

Does Dothraki or Klingon count?
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2025 02:36 PM (MGB5H)
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It says "other".

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 02:37 PM (krQz2)

85 Pure f*ck*ng racism.

Election Wizard@ElectionWiz
BREAKING: Multiple staffers have turned against Jasmine Crockett, accusing her of being a no-show BOSS FROM HELL who TERRORIZES them, per NYP
. . . .
Crockett is not often found at her government-provided suite in the Longworth House Office Building, with one insider saying she prefers to work from her nearby luxury apartment building, sometimes for weeks on end.
“She is laying around her apartment, won’t come into the office, and is really just indifferent to staff and will scream at them,” the former aide said.
A second source close to Crockett’s team added: “It is widely known that she’s not nice to staff and is just not a really dedicated member focused on constituents.”
“She is focused almost exclusively on being an influencer, not a member of Congress,” said a third source who has worked with Crockett, describing her as “all diva, no wow.”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 07, 2025 02:38 PM (L/fGl)

86 If the girl was in the mood,
You must take her to planned Parenthood.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 07, 2025 02:38 PM (AiNp4)

87 The rot from Washington DC expands like a cancer and infects everything around it in a spreading circle. Partly driven by occupancy, partly driven by offices and departments being spread out through the area.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 02:38 PM (dfIr7)

88 If there is one thing the left is lovingly committed to it is murdering babies

As more and more of these scandals come to light, I start to wonder if “murdering babies” is a cover for “if there is one thing the left is lovingly committed to, it is sex with children.”

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 07, 2025 02:38 PM (EXyHK)

89 ESOL: ESOL refers to teaching English to Speakers of Other Languages. It applies to both ESL and EFL contexts. The distinction is important because some individuals argue that when students learn English in a native English-speaking country (ESL), they are not necessarily learning a second language. It could be a student’s third or even fourth language. Then, English as a Second Language is limiting and not fully comprehensive in its description.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 07, 2025 02:36 PM (Dv3i1)
++++
And is inaccurate as a result, which is the point.

It has one meaning in this country: a foreigner who doesn't speak English but is in our schools for some reason.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 02:38 PM (6bTRc)

90 Of course Crocket is what she is. Who would have thought otherwise?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 07, 2025 02:39 PM (AiNp4)

91 ESOL is ESL, ese.


I swear, someone must be grifting off the way they change terminology around. Or is it just to confuse?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at August 07, 2025 02:39 PM (78A15)

92 What is an "ESOL student?"

$20. Same as downtonw.

Posted by: Fairfax School District at August 07, 2025 02:39 PM (f98mK)

93 This makes no sense. The girl is scared of the school pressuring her into an abortion, so she runs away and tells ... a teacher at the school? Not her parents? Not the cops?


was she the ESL student? likely her parents were still in another country
Posted by: Black Orchid at August 07, 2025 02:35 PM (Pv3Rg)
_____

In High School? Doubtful. There is a shockingly high percentage of non-native English speakers in Fairfax. It's not nearly as white as most people think it is.

I suspect this is a Chinese girl, a recent immigrant with her parents, who was abused by some pervert at the school. The story still doesn't make sense.

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 07, 2025 02:40 PM (iFTx/)

94 But conspiring to *not* inform parents is ... bad.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 02:37 PM (6bTRc)

Home school.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 02:40 PM (i24o9)

95 ESL, ESOL just two ways of saying illegal alien.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 07, 2025 02:40 PM (AiNp4)

96 Three of Jasmine Crockett’s staffers have turned against her, alleging Crockett is an abusive boss who routinely berates and belittles them, curses them out, refuses to go into the office, choosing instead to lounge around her luxury DC apartment while they complete all her tasks, has them do her laundry, and treats them like an Uber service

She totally doesn't seem like the kind at all! LOL

Again: black women in power seem to lean heavily into this pattern. I know, we're not supposed to notice, but even the Luke Cage show depicted it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 02:40 PM (dfIr7)

97 Democrats in the 1990s: abortion should be safe, legal, and rare.

Democrats in the 2020s: abortion should be safe from any consequences, legal for minors, and as rare as breathing.

Posted by: LizLem at August 07, 2025 02:40 PM (gWBY1)

98 all diva, no wow.”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 07, 20

Is that the Ebonics version of "all hat, no cattle"?

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2025 02:40 PM (MGB5H)

99 >>> 88 If there is one thing the left is lovingly committed to it is murdering babies
==
As more and more of these scandals come to light, I start to wonder if "murdering babies" is a cover for "if there is one thing the left is lovingly committed to, it is sex with children."
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 07, 2025 02:38 PM (EXyHK)

"Crazy talk!" -- Zombie Baader-Meinhoff Gang

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 02:40 PM (ULPxl)

100 "Fairfax County's population in 2024 is over 1.1 million, with a median age of 38.9. The county is racially diverse, with White residents being the largest group at 49%, followed by Asian at 20% and Hispanic at 17%. A significant portion of the population, 37.8%, speaks a language other than English at home."

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 07, 2025 02:41 PM (iFTx/)

101 ---
They designed the streets that way.
Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 02:30 PM (krQz2)

The streets in DC are worse than demonic. They're FRENCH.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 02:41 PM (8avO+)

102 As more and more of these scandals come to light, I start to wonder if "murdering babies" is a cover for "if there is one thing the left is lovingly committed to, it is sex with children."
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 07, 2025 02:38 PM (EXyHK)
++++
"Running a prostitution ring out of the high school" strikes me as reasonably likely.

And if that's the case, you can be sure it was at the junior high, too.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 02:41 PM (6bTRc)

103 And this is why we left. We got tired of paying exorbitant taxes to support this filth. Granted, it's everywhere and hard to run from, but at least what we pay is reduced. FFX County gouges. Now we know why: taxpayer funded abortions anyway they can do it.

Posted by: moki at August 07, 2025 02:41 PM (wLjpr)

104 As more and more of these scandals come to light, I start to wonder if “murdering babies” is a cover for “if there is one thing the left is lovingly committed to, it is sex with children.”

Yeah but... its not just the left.

A somewhat famous internet brat "Little Tay" with very young features just turned 18 and at 12:01 that night opened up her Onlyfans site with complete nudes. She made one million dollars within an hour. Every one of those pictures were taken when she was technically 17, by the way.

I think short eyes are a lot more common than we appreciate.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 02:42 PM (dfIr7)

105 Election Wizard@ElectionWiz
BREAKING: Multiple staffers have turned against Jasmine Crockett, accusing her of being a no-show BOSS FROM HELL who TERRORIZES them, per NYP
. . . .

So you're telling me that the girl whose entire persona is to be the Nasty Black Bitch is, in fact, a Nasty Black Bitch?

Posted by: Virginia, looking at West Virginia at August 07, 2025 02:42 PM (uWKK8)

106 @85 the knives are coming out for Crockett. The rational Dems, so to speak, realize that she is lousy for the brand and are giving flunkies the ok to talk. Cue Nelson Muntz

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2025 02:42 PM (r/xMY)

107 Election Wizard@ElectionWiz
BREAKING: Multiple staffers have turned against Jasmine Crockett, accusing her of being a no-show BOSS FROM HELL who TERRORIZES them, per NYP


Undoubtedly true. And I'm happy to see this malicious retard trashed in public.

But anyone who would apply for a job with her deserves to be terrorized. Scum mistreating other scum. It's very sad.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 07, 2025 02:42 PM (z5QST)

108 Three of Jasmine Crockett’s staffers have turned against her, alleging Crockett is an abusive boss who routinely berates and belittles them, curses them out, refuses to go into the office, choosing instead to lounge around her luxury DC apartment while they complete all her tasks, has them do her laundry, and treats them like an Uber service

She totally doesn't seem like the kind at all! LOL

Again: black women in power seem to lean heavily into this pattern. I know, we're not supposed to notice, but even the Luke Cage show depicted it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 02:40 PM (dfIr7)

Whatchu talking 'bout, Willis?

Posted by: Zombie Sheila Jackson Lee at August 07, 2025 02:42 PM (wVcYX)

109 Teachers are mandated reporters, so she was obligated by law to report that girl's fear.

Are the abortions the result of pregnancy by the trans freak?

They would not have a cent left nor possibly some of their genitals if they were my kids.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 07, 2025 02:43 PM (6PCLE)

110 So you're telling me that the girl whose entire persona is to be the Nasty Black Bitch is, in fact, a Nasty Black Bitch?

Posted by: Virginia, looking at West Virginia at August 07, 2025 02:42 PM (uWKK

She had me fooled.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 02:43 PM (i24o9)

111 But conspiring to *not* inform parents is ... bad.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 02:37 PM (6bTRc)
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"Children don't belong to their parents. They belong to the community!" --- People who won't chip in when "our" child breaks a window.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 02:43 PM (krQz2)

112 But yes, a lot of the drive for abortion on demand at any age, paid for by everyone else is driven by "get rid of the evidence."

There's also a factor in which not a few women feel that without the pill and abortion they are chained to childbirth and marriage and cannot be free and liberated.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 02:43 PM (dfIr7)

113 Boy, high school has changed a lot since 1982.
Posted by: Mike Damone at August 07, 2025 02:32 PM (wVcYX)

Try 1965. We were still partially in the 50's.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 07, 2025 02:43 PM (5xuJ/)

114 "If only her grade school teachers had successfully transitioned her, she wouldn't have had to deal with the punishment of having a baby" Barry Obama, probably

Posted by: illiniwek at August 07, 2025 02:43 PM (vbXSk)

115 The world must waste billions of dollars every year just coming up with new acronyms to replace the previous acronyms.

The Acronym Survey and Selection for Editing Service (A.S.S.E.S).

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2025 02:44 PM (tUMpW)

116 Jasmine Crockett is an entitled, obnoxious, on again off again ghetto wanna be bitch that should be laughed into obscurity.

Dear black community.

Be better. Stop electing and promoting these poverty pimps as your leaders. I get you wanting to pump up your 'own,' but for f*cks sake, stop propping up ghetto trash and start supporting those that actually want better for you and will work for it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)

117 There is something evil in northern Virginia.
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It's called the District of Columbia.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 07, 2025 02:44 PM (od0dV)

118 A significant portion of the population, 37.8%, speaks a language other than English at home.
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So roughly 37.8% of Fairfax county is here illegally, or has some phony legal status applied by Biden or the Uniparty that I hope Trump is working on to unwind. Imagine how much more affordable housing will be once they are deported.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 07, 2025 02:44 PM (Dv3i1)

119 Declassified documents from the 50s thru the 70s, the few that survive, indicate the spook agencies took up where the Nazis left off on conducting Seance, “remote viewing”, witchcraft type stuff. Synthetic telepathy, all sorts of really weird stuff.

Some researchers look at the occult and satan worshipping enthusiasts in California as intelligence or blackmail type operations. Scientology, and a particularly strange offshoot, the Process Church. Anton LeVay was a well connected individual. The Esalen Institute, Jim Jones, even the military was not immune. Jack Parsons, some have termed JPL as “Jack Parson’s Lab” was a notorious dabbler in the occult.

Aleister Crowley drew a sketch of a demon he claimed to have summoned in some sort of magic ceremony, that looks a lot like the classic “alien” of later years. Your governments at work, trying to summon demons. I’m sure it’s for our own good!

Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2025 02:44 PM (h3OwW)

120 There's also a factor in which not a few women feel that without the pill and abortion they are chained to childbirth and marriage and cannot be free and liberated.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 02:43 PM (dfIr7)
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"Free" - as in "liberty" - does not mean "consequence-free."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 02:44 PM (6bTRc)

121 knives are coming out for Crockett. The rational Dems, so to speak, realize that she is lousy for the brand and are giving flunkies the ok to talk. Cue Nelson Muntz
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2025 02:42 PM (r/xMY)

That article, vogue or vanity faire ir whatever, while supposed to be a puff piece was quite clear that she is not liked in Congress by the other dems. Honestly eliminating her from congress is a win for them.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2025 02:45 PM (MGB5H)

122 DEMOCRAT MUTINY: Three of Jasmine Crockett’s staffers have turned against her, alleging Crockett is an abusive boss who routinely berates and belittles them, curses them out, refuses to go into the office, choosing instead to lounge around her luxury DC apartment while they complete all her tasks, has them do her laundry, and treats them like an Uber service. - NYP
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You know, that didn't surprise me.

I didn't expect it--but it doesn't seem like new information either.
Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 02:37 PM (krQz2)

They day after we find she had her district cut out from under her? What a coincidence.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 02:45 PM (8avO+)

123 Remember:
Nationwide, Democrats campaign on this, on forcing minors to have abortions, as "women's healthcare."

That's what they mean.

Not medical exams or treatment of illnesses.

Killing babies.
Forcing young girls to kill their babies.
Damning them to hell (if they don't repent).
Murder and coercion to sin.

Evil is too kind of a word for Democrats.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 07, 2025 02:45 PM (gBFby)

124 This is shockingly egregious child abuse. If your next door neighbor took your underage child for an "operation" without your consent, I would imagine they'd be facing a huge prison sentence for child endangerment...at the very least. I hope these parents sue the ever loving s***t out of Fairfax Co. Schools and file criminal charges.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 07, 2025 02:45 PM (qBdHI)

125 If there is one thing the left is lovingly committed to it is murdering babies
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Their sacrament of welcoming the newborn into the community of death.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 07, 2025 02:45 PM (Za0JE)

126
In High School? Doubtful. There is a shockingly high percentage of non-native English speakers in Fairfax. It's not nearly as white as most people think it is.

I suspect this is a Chinese girl, a recent immigrant with her parents, who was abused by some pervert at the school. The story still doesn't make sense.

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 07, 2025 02:40 PM (iFTx/)

Fairfax County public schools, if Muslims are not included as White, are INCREDIBLY NON-WHITE, especially if you are non-disabled (most of the whites in the schools have IEPs, b/c public school is the only place to get paid disability services). Of the non-disabled whites in the area, most whites go to private school or homeschool.

Posted by: Nova Local at August 07, 2025 02:45 PM (tOcjL)

127 Three of Jasmine Crockett’s staffers have turned against her, alleging Crockett is an abusive boss who routinely berates and belittles them, curses them out, refuses to go into the office, choosing instead to lounge around her luxury DC apartment while they complete all her tasks, has them do her laundry, and treats them like an Uber service


You all have cell phones. Get footage. Release it.

She's gone in 2 weeks.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)

128 As more and more of these scandals come to light, I start to wonder if "murdering babies" is a cover for "if there is one thing the left is lovingly committed to, it is sex with children."
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 07, 2025 02:38 PM (EXyHK)
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"Running a prostitution ring out of the high school" strikes me as reasonably likely.

And if that's the case, you can be sure it was at the junior high, too.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 02:41 PM (6bTRc)
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They made a movie about it. The Babysitters. A young Alexandra Daddario is in it.

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 07, 2025 02:46 PM (iFTx/)

129 Boy, high school has changed a lot since 1982.

One of the best teen movies from that era was Last American Virgin, which depicted teen sex and tragic and a serious mistake, and abortion as a horror. The fact that it starred the adorable Diane Franklin was just a bonus, but the story is so sad its hard to see.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 02:46 PM (dfIr7)

130 Freakin' Ace is on a mission to give everyone high blood pressure today. Sadist!

Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2025 02:46 PM (dIske)

131 There's also a factor in which not a few women feel that without the pill and abortion they are chained to childbirth and marriage and cannot be free and liberated.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 02:43 PM (dfIr7)
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"Free" - as in "liberty" - does not mean "consequence-free."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 02:44 PM (6bTRc)

The pill changes the type of man a woman is attracted to. On the pill they favor safer, milquetoast men. Off the pill more masculine men.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 02:46 PM (8avO+)

132 There is something evil in northern Virginia.
It's called "Washington DC".

Posted by: GWB at August 07, 2025 02:46 PM (Mi0CH)

133 There is hope to defeat toxic masculinity.

https://is.gd/LbStaw

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 07, 2025 02:46 PM (L/fGl)

134 I would say that the only sense in which the thing about Crockett "surprised" me is that I have a practice of not assuming more than I see.

However, suspicions are another thing entirely.

I'm just surprised to see it confirmed. Like Dave Letterman being nasty--which I saw the first year of his nighttime show, but I thought he had loosened up.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 02:47 PM (krQz2)

135 As I have noted repeatedly about the people who said the ghetto trash thing was an "act" by Miss Crockashit....

"Who would claim to be that, who was not?"

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 02:47 PM (I7DM/)

136 Evil is too kind of a word for Democrats.

--

Their evil is really a bottomless pit. There is no bottom. An evil and infinite abyss of terrible wrongdoing and immorality. That is not hyperbole.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 07, 2025 02:47 PM (qBdHI)

137 Boy, high school has changed a lot since 1982.
Posted by: Mike Damone at August 07, 2025 02:32 PM (wVcYX)

Try 1965. We were still partially in the 50's.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 07, 2025 02:43 PM (5xuJ/)

Archie, Jughead, Betty, and Veronica!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2025 02:47 PM (wVcYX)

138 Again: black women in power seem to lean heavily into this pattern. I know, we're not supposed to notice, but even the Luke Cage show depicted it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

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It's not black women, it is anyone who gets money/status/position without working to earn it or having merit. ...

Which unfortunately includes all DEI and a lot of black women.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at August 07, 2025 02:47 PM (78A15)

139 As I have noted repeatedly about the people who said the ghetto trash thing was an "act" by Miss Crockashit....

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$$ influences how people act

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at August 07, 2025 02:47 PM (sX1BW)

140 One of the more recent kerfluffles on Social Media right now is a 14 year old girl went into a women's clothing store and heaving brute of a transexual pretending to be a woman beelined to her and asked her if she needed help "fitting her bra."

The trans thing is outraged people might be upset by this and says the girl was not unhappy and if she was she's a bigot and besides she knew what she was doing.

The fighting is... disturbing to watch.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 02:48 PM (dfIr7)

141 Their evil is really a bottomless pit. There is no bottom. An evil and infinite abyss of terrible wrongdoing and immorality. That is not hyperbole.
Posted by: Lady in Black

It's hypobole.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 02:49 PM (I7DM/)

142 There is something evil in northern Virginia.
It's called "Washington DC".
Posted by: GWB at August 07, 2025 02:46 PM (Mi0CH)
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Saw a poster a customer had over his desk. In one shot it was Obi Wan telling Luke: "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."

The next shot is a cut of over their shoulder and DC.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 02:49 PM (krQz2)

143 As I have noted repeatedly about the people who said the ghetto trash thing was an "act" by Miss Crockashit....

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She turns it on an off where convenient like a f*cking water spigot.

She's a wannabe pimp bitch that should be put out to pasture, not earning tax dollars in salary.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

144
Boy, high school has changed a lot since 1982.

One of the best teen movies from that era was Last American Virgin, which depicted teen sex and tragic and a serious mistake, and abortion as a horror. The fact that it starred the adorable Diane Franklin was just a bonus, but the story is so sad its hard to see.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 02:46 PM (dfIr7)
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That might be because LAV is a remake of a 1970s Israeli movie called "Lemon Popsicle." Same director. He remade his own movie.

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 07, 2025 02:49 PM (iFTx/)

145 The pill changes the type of man a woman is attracted to. On the pill they favor safer, milquetoast men. Off the pill more masculine men.

Also floods the water supply with Estrogen over time

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 02:49 PM (dfIr7)

146 One of the best teen movies from that era was Last American Virgin, which depicted teen sex and tragic and a serious mistake, and abortion as a horror. The fact that it starred the adorable Diane Franklin was just a bonus, but the story is so sad its hard to see.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 02:46 PM (dfIr7)

Killer ending.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2025 02:49 PM (wVcYX)

147 Jumping completely off the topic at hand, sometimes you see something on the road that really brings a smile.

I was coming back from the local Lowe's after retreiving some parts they "forgot" on the tool chest I bought yesterday when, to my surprise and amusement, I spotted a Ford Galaxie 500, tricked out in police black and white, whip antenna as long as the car, and a big old red bubblegum police light on top, just west of the intersection of Rte 131 and State Rt 62 (Oak Ridge Highway).

To complete the ensemble, the vehicle had a vanity plate that said "FIFE" and a small bumper sticker that said "You gotta nip it in the bud". And a few police hats on the back shelf.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 07, 2025 02:50 PM (/HDaX)

148 They made a movie about it. The Babysitters. A young Alexandra Daddario is in it.

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 07, 2025 02:46 PM (iFTx/)

That sounds like a pedo fantasy movie if there ever was one.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 02:50 PM (i24o9)

149 School officials at Centreville High School in Union Hill allegedly arranged and bankrolled abortions for girls in 2021, including a 17-year-old, according to local news outlet WJLA.

The only reasonable inference one could draw from this set of facts is that all of these officials were responsible for the statutory rape and resulting pregnancy of the 17-year-old and that they should be charged with that.

Plus conspiracy.

Posted by: Chuck C at August 07, 2025 02:50 PM (D0HYP)

150 Try 1965. We were still partially in the 50's.

my second oldest brother was 9 years older than me...I'm sitting in my first day of english in 11th grade at Bobby Lee Tech*, teacher asks "are you Karl's brother?",

"yeah"

that was a tough class

*Robert E. Lee HS

Posted by: DanMan at August 07, 2025 02:50 PM (8uzBS)

151 Three of Jasmine Crockett’s staffers have turned against her, alleging Crockett is an abusive boss who routinely berates and belittles them, curses them out, refuses to go into the office, choosing instead to lounge around her luxury DC apartment while they complete all her tasks, has them do her laundry, and treats them like an Uber service
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Dat bitch underpants be stank !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 07, 2025 02:51 PM (NtVYv)

152 There's also a factor in which not a few women feel that without the pill and abortion they are chained to childbirth and marriage and cannot be free and liberated.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 02:43 PM (dfIr7)
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"Free" - as in "liberty" - does not mean "consequence-free."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 02:44 PM (6bTRc)

Abortion is sold heavily to minority girls to keep their population down. Clinics cluster to city areas, not the tony suburbs. Eugenics, all the way back to Sanger.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 02:51 PM (8avO+)

153 She turns it on an off where convenient like a f*cking water spigot.
.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

My point is perhaps the "act" is the other thing.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 02:51 PM (I7DM/)

154 It's not black women, it is anyone who gets money/status/position without working to earn it or having merit. ...

Which unfortunately includes all DEI and a lot of black women.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at August 07, 2025 02:47 PM (78A15)

I must say as a matter of personal observation, just about all black women have got a mouth on them that no white women can come close to, and few white men. If you hear much of it in person, you start to feel some sympathy for Ike Turner.

Posted by: Virginia, looking at West Virginia at August 07, 2025 02:51 PM (uWKK8)

155 There is something evil in Fairfax and it's called leftism, communism, progressivism, or just plain old totalitarianism.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 07, 2025 02:51 PM (17s+e)

156 They made a movie about it. The Babysitters. A young Alexandra Daddario is in it.

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 07, 2025 02:46 PM (iFTx/)

That sounds like a pedo fantasy movie if there ever was one.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 02:50 PM (i24o9)



TJM hardest hit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

157 I should think parents could sue based upon murder charges. Those were their grandchildren.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 07, 2025 02:51 PM (1Gsou)

158 If your next door neighbor took your underage child for an "operation" without your consent, I would imagine they'd be facing a huge prison sentence for child endangerment…

If a parent took an underage offspring to, say, cut off one of their legs, claiming it was because the child had the fantasy of being a pirate, I would think that would involve a huge prison sentence, too, for the parent and for the medical personnel involved.

Other than possibly California and maybe Oregon, I’m not aware of anywhere that child mutilation has been legalized.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 07, 2025 02:51 PM (EXyHK)

159 >>> for “if there is one thing the left is lovingly committed to, it is sex with children.”

Yet the left is doing everything it can to smear the right as the secret pedos.

The Epstein stuff the left is trying to tie the right to amuses me. But an Utah state senator just did something absolutely disgusting. He changed laws to protect an 18 year old relative of his that raped a 13 year old. The 18 year old should be tried as an adult; now with the revised law, since he was still in high school at the time of the rape, he's tried as a minor. Copped a plea deal and will face no jail time.

I first heart about that from Utah liberals, since the Utah republicans are refusing to touch the news story.

My solution: burn them ALL in flames, and send them all to the woodchipper! Just to be safe. It's the nonpartisan solution we can all get behind.


Posted by: LizLem at August 07, 2025 02:52 PM (gWBY1)

160
My point is perhaps the "act" is the other thing.
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 02:51 PM (I7DM/)



I seem to remember she was born into a wealthy family and was raised in an elite community at private schools.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

161 "Running a prostitution ring out of the high school" strikes me as reasonably likely.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

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There were rumors of this happening in my town in the 70s. They also had an underground tunnel connecting a club to a house where it happened, the police involved and looking the other way, and girls getting knocked up and abortions.

I don't think any of it was true but it is interesting how many of these motifs are repeated in the current time.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at August 07, 2025 02:52 PM (78A15)

162 They made a movie about it. The Babysitters. A young Alexandra Daddario is in it.

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 07, 2025 02:46 PM (iFTx/)

That sounds like a pedo fantasy movie if there ever was one.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 02:50 PM (i24o9)
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It's not the sleaze you think it is. It's more of a morality tale. The girls are all conspicuously of legal age. The only real conflict arises from the lead girl's transformation from shy, awkward teenager to violent, greedy pimp trying to protect her prostitution business from rivals stealing her clients. I doubt that's the movie audiences expected to see.

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 07, 2025 02:53 PM (iFTx/)

163 School got kickbacks from the abortion clinic.
I remember when Virginia was a nice state until all those DC Democrats started moving in. Democrats are insane.

Posted by: Case at August 07, 2025 02:53 PM (NnONT)

164 161 "Running a prostitution ring out of the high school" strikes me as reasonably likely.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
__________________________________

Pikers.

Posted by: Barney Frank at August 07, 2025 02:53 PM (dIske)

165 Hopefully government schools will soon be doing vasectomies and tube tying for the monster children who want it.

Posted by: Helen Crump at August 07, 2025 02:53 PM (S0TGs)

166 My kids watched 'Dazed and Confused' and my kids asked me if it was my autobiography

Posted by: DanMan at August 07, 2025 02:53 PM (8uzBS)

167 The trans thing is outraged people might be upset by this and says the girl was not unhappy and if she was she's a bigot and besides she knew what she was doing.

The fighting is... disturbing to watch.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 02:48 PM (dfIr7)

No, the fighting is encouraging. A few years ago the people protesting would have been shouted down. How many moms protested trans in locker rooms? Hardly any.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 02:54 PM (8avO+)

168 I seem to remember she was born into a wealthy family and was raised in an elite community at private schools.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

I think my point is perhaps somehow elusive.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 02:54 PM (I7DM/)

169 My kids watched 'Dazed and Confused' and my kids asked me if it was my autobiography

Was just about to ask if that was your high school :)

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 07, 2025 02:54 PM (EXyHK)

170 To complete the ensemble, the vehicle had a vanity plate that said "FIFE" and a small bumper sticker that said "You gotta nip it in the bud". And a few police hats on the back shelf.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 07, 2025 02:50 PM (/HDaX)

Oh that's funny! I saw a local guy yesterday (again) who's got a WW2 era jeep with a mock .50 cal mounted in the back, he takes it out and drives it around town every so often. Reminds me of Rat Patrol.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2025 02:54 PM (uWKK8)

171 DEMOCRAT MUTINY: Three of Jasmine Crockett’s staffers have turned against her, alleging Crockett is an abusive boss who routinely berates and belittles them, curses them out, refuses to go into the office, choosing instead to lounge around her luxury DC apartment while they complete all her tasks, has them do her laundry, and treats them like an Uber service. - NYP


Hasn't this been well documented already?

I mean, it should shock no one, but still.....She's been openly hostile to her staff multiple times.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)
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Much like Joe's senility this was also obvious.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 07, 2025 02:54 PM (tT6L1)

172 The Men Who Stare at Goats is a semi true story in a different setting. The real dude (I foget his name) was pissed at how he was portrayed.

Posted by: Reforger at August 07, 2025 02:54 PM (h5TUr)

173 I remember when Virginia was a nice state until all those DC Democrats started moving in. Democrats are insane.

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Cede Northern Virginia back to DC.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at August 07, 2025 02:55 PM (sX1BW)

174 I first heart about that from Utah liberals, since the Utah republicans are refusing to touch the news story.

Posted by: LizLem at August 07, 2025 02:52 PM (gWBY1)

There is a shocking amount of that in certain circles in that area.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 02:55 PM (i24o9)

175 100 "Fairfax County's population in 2024 is over 1.1 million, with a median age of 38.9. The county is racially diverse, with White residents being the largest group at 49%, followed by Asian at 20% and Hispanic at 17%. A significant portion of the population, 37.8%, speaks a language other than English at home."

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 07, 2025 02:41 PM (iFTx/)

White includes the Arab Muslims from the Middle East, so that number is misleading. And the Asian population is mostly legal immigrants - they come for their kids to get into TJ, the former best public high school in the nation, and do anything to be here...the Hispanics are mainly the illegal population (well, that, and some of the Arabs), and that's what would reduce.

Posted by: Nova Local at August 07, 2025 02:55 PM (tOcjL)

176 Paul Sperry @paulsperry_

BREAKING: The Obama White House denied intel analysts working on the Intelligence Community Assessment access to incriminating Clinton Plan emails and memos revealing plot to frame Trump in Russia scandal because it claimed--falsely--the materials were protected by Exec Privilege
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Of course they did.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 02:55 PM (krQz2)

177 My kids watched 'Dazed and Confused' and my kids asked me if it was my autobiography

Posted by: DanMan at August 07, 2025 02:53 PM (8uzBS)

We refer to that as a '70s documentary.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 02:55 PM (i24o9)

178 It's not the sleaze you think it is. It's more of a morality tale. The girls are all conspicuously of legal age. The only real conflict arises from the lead girl's transformation from shy, awkward teenager to violent, greedy pimp trying to protect her prostitution business from rivals stealing her clients. I doubt that's the movie audiences expected to see.
Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 07, 2025 02:53 PM (iFTx/)

Sounds like a risky business to pursue.

Posted by: Joel Goodson, I deal in human fulfillment at August 07, 2025 02:56 PM (wVcYX)

179 Just spitballing here but if the school staff paid for and arranged for abortions for these underage girls I suspect they may have had something to do with them getting pregnant. Just sayin.....

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 07, 2025 02:56 PM (0N4FZ)

180 Three of Jasmine Crockett’s staffers have turned against her,

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She is about to be gerrymandered out of a seat (which Dem leadership is likely hoping for) and her Democrat influence is waning. Time to abandon ship.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at August 07, 2025 02:56 PM (sX1BW)

181 Why does this keep happening?

1) Some portion of the people just are ignorant
2) Some people only believe what their prophets of Progressivism (MSM) tell them
2a) A lot of those people believe "Yeah, but that isn't happening at my kids' school" or "But that's just this one instance"
3) Some people want this crap to happen

Posted by: GWB at August 07, 2025 02:57 PM (Mi0CH)

182 Nova Local speaks the truth. FCPS was one quite good, but went full nuts around the time of the immaculation of Teh Won. Sad, really.
FWIW, I'll put 50 quatloos on "hispanic"
..

Posted by: man at August 07, 2025 02:57 PM (tubbA)

183 I knew a left-wing Democrat who had worked on Capitol Hill, who admitted that conservatives in Congress generally treated their staff far, far, better than the Leftists did.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

How can we be the party of the downtrodden if we don't downtrod you?

Posted by: Democrats at August 07, 2025 02:57 PM (Lgotk)

184 I grew up in Fairfax in the 80s/90s. Parents explicitly stayed in county for the excellent schools. Its a damn shame what they've done.

Posted by: kerncon at August 07, 2025 02:57 PM (kwice)

185
I think my point is perhaps somehow elusive.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 02:54 PM (I7DM/)/i]


No. I get it. But, she learned it later, IMHO.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

186 It's luridly entertaining to imagine high school girls running prostitution rings, but the much more likely situation, and sad fact, is that most today will be girls that have been trafficked across the border involuntarily, under the control of the cartels and other dedicated criminals.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2025 02:58 PM (uWKK8)

187 Try 1965. We were still partially in the 50's.

my second oldest brother was 9 years older than me...I'm sitting in my first day of english in 11th grade at Bobby Lee Tech*, teacher asks "are you Karl's brother?",

"yeah"

that was a tough class

*Robert E. Lee HS
Posted by: DanMan at August 07, 2025 02:50 PM (8uzBS)

That was normal. We were Girl Boy Skip a Year times three in elementary, junior high, and high school. All the teachers knew us.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 02:58 PM (8avO+)

188 Sue everyone.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2025 02:58 PM (dF0DD)

189 Well, at least it's an original media lie.

Media says JD Vance asked Army to raise the water level of Ohio river to improve kayaking conditions (here’s what actually happened)

https://is.gd/ixZpyP

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 07, 2025 02:58 PM (L/fGl)

190 It's not the sleaze you think it is.

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 07, 2025 02:53 PM (iFTx/)

That may well be. But you're not really making the case you think you might be making. That's not on you. That's on the people who would dream up and film such a tale.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 02:58 PM (i24o9)

191 DEMOCRAT MUTINY: Three of Jasmine Crockett’s staffers have turned against her, alleging Crockett is an abusive boss who routinely berates and belittles them, curses them out, refuses to go into the office, choosing instead to lounge around her luxury DC apartment while they complete all her tasks, has them do her laundry, and treats them like an Uber service. - NYP


Hasn't this been well documented already?

I mean, it should shock no one, but still.....She's been openly hostile to her staff multiple times.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)
------------

Much like Joe's senility this was also obvious.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 07, 2025 02:54 PM (tT6L1)
_____

I suspect they all know this rancid bitch is getting gerrymandered out of her seat, so the gloves are off. I'll bet that lawsuits follow.

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 07, 2025 02:59 PM (iFTx/)

192 It's not the sleaze you think it is.

---------------

* removed from my watch list

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at August 07, 2025 02:59 PM (sX1BW)

193 The Men Who Stare at Goats

Hadjis?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 07, 2025 02:59 PM (zfC1E)

194 Also, remember the time (as recently as the 90s) when to give your kid their prescribed medication (or a shot, or aspirin because they fell down in gym class and hit their head) required the nurse to have signed, notarized permission forms from both parents?

Posted by: GWB at August 07, 2025 02:59 PM (Mi0CH)

195 Next you'll be telling me that Califzuela is on the verge of passing a bill which would essentially decriminalize the kidnapping, trafficking, mutilation, et. al. of children from schools and daycares there.

Wait, wut?

Posted by: ShainS -- Emmanuel Macron is a Hamas accomplice at August 07, 2025 03:00 PM (dBxkv)

196 * removed from my watch list

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at August 07, 2025 02:59 PM (sX1BW)

lol

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 03:00 PM (i24o9)

197 I grew up in Fairfax in the 80s/90s. Parents explicitly stayed in county for the excellent schools. Its a damn shame what they've done.
Posted by: kerncon at August 07, 2025 02:57 PM (kwice)

The trigger for Newsome's recall was private school liberal parents outraged at finding their 50K was being wasted teaching the same woke, unamerican crap public schools were teaching.

Fairfax parents should import their school staff from Iowa.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 03:00 PM (8avO+)

198 The pill changes the type of man a woman is attracted to. On the pill they favor safer, milquetoast men. Off the pill more masculine men.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 02:46 PM (8avO+)

DH claims he can tell which women are contracepting and which are not. He can sense that somehow. Women who are contracepting do behave a bit differently. And in my experience, they are less attractive and more aggressive. But that's just my take. I'm sure none of this has been scientifically proven, because there is way too much money in the pill to have anyone look at the drawbacks.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 07, 2025 03:00 PM (1Gsou)

199 I should think parents could sue based upon murder charges. Those were their grandchildren.

One of the hardest little comic strips I ever read was a man pushing his child in a swing, playing with him with a baseball as the child fades away and the last panel is his wife telling him "I had the abortion months ago, just let it go!!!"

Fathers are robbed of their children. Grandparents are robbed of grandchildren. This is not just about mothers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 03:00 PM (dfIr7)

200 With all our newfound transparency, why has no Congresscritter pressed to end the practice of using taxpayer money to pay sexual claims against Congressmen and Senators, and to release the details of past payments, including the details of the claims.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2025 03:01 PM (dF0DD)

201 PEOPLE NEED TO GO TO PRISON FOR THIS

Damn straight.

Posted by: GWB at August 07, 2025 03:01 PM (Mi0CH)

202 One of the hardest little comic strips I ever read was a man pushing his child in a swing, playing with him with a baseball as the child fades away and the last panel is his wife telling him "I had the abortion months ago, just let it go!!!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 03:00 PM (dfIr7)

Ugh.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 03:01 PM (i24o9)

203 Sue everyone.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2025 02:58 PM (dF0DD)
---
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeXQBHLIPcw

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 03:01 PM (krQz2)

204 Oh that's funny! I saw a local guy yesterday (again) who's got a WW2 era jeep with a mock .50 cal mounted in the back, he takes it out and drives it around town every so often. Reminds me of Rat Patrol.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2025 02:54 PM (uWKK


Just for good measure, back down on Kingston Pike where the Lowe's is, there's also a small floral shop with a tiny dark olive-green Daihatsu pickup truck sporting a vanity plate with Japanese characters and the phrase "SZE MTTRS".

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 07, 2025 03:02 PM (/HDaX)

205 DH claims he can tell which women are contracepting and which are not.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 07, 2025 03:00 PM (1Gsou)

Smells like teen spirit?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 03:02 PM (i24o9)

206 Educational estabilishments (K-12 schools and college/universities) have become their own little kingdoms; demanding tribute from everyone else, but claiming to be able to hold their own laws and courts.

How many people were ruined by kangaroo 'courts', led by the administrations? How many women claimed rape, despite any and all evidence to the contray, and the true victim was denied constitutional protections, even to offer a defence and said evidence?

The most recent examples have been the Jewish Pogroms on campuses. Literal laws were literally broken, along with many civil rights that were denied. And the suspects were given free reign, or a figurative slap on the wrist. Ones that ring hollow when the admins are visibly winking with a shit-eating grin when they say "Please don't do that again."

So, if these little nation-states are their own political entities... what happens if another group decides to go Breitbart on them? To quote: "Fuck you. War." And literally does so? Do they get conquered and taken over? And then can they force the National Guard to turn back, because "University!"?

Posted by: Another Anon at August 07, 2025 03:02 PM (4h45B)

207 That was normal. We were Girl Boy Skip a Year times three in elementary, junior high, and high school. All the teachers knew us.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 02:58 PM (8avO+)

I followed three sisters, all of whom were goody two shoes. Turned out I was a bit... different. I always heard, "Why can't you be like your sisters?" Well, maybe I was, and maybe I wasn't. Didn't know we were supposed to be clones.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 07, 2025 03:02 PM (1Gsou)

208 The “hands off my body” slogan only applies to saving babies, it seems.

Posted by: Cray Cray at August 07, 2025 03:03 PM (hX/n1)

209 Well, at least it's an original media lie.

Media says JD Vance asked Army to raise the water level of Ohio river to improve kayaking conditions (here’s what actually happened)

https://is.gd/ixZpyP
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 07, 2025 02:58 PM (L/fGl)

I'm shocked that the Media is so indifferent to the well known Ohio Eskimos indigenous to the area and their needs.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 03:03 PM (8avO+)

210 Well, at least it's an original media lie.

Media says JD Vance asked Army to raise the water level of Ohio river to improve kayaking conditions (here’s what actually happened)

https://is.gd/ixZpyP
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

What, he couldn't wait for Global Warming to do it?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 07, 2025 03:03 PM (Lgotk)

211 In their defense, the school staff only paid for the abortions of the students that they impregnated.

Posted by: MSNBC, Probably at August 07, 2025 03:04 PM (qUkBO)

212 This is not just about mothers."

You should consider ducking. Or not saying that in public...

Sad, that is.

Posted by: man at August 07, 2025 03:04 PM (tubbA)

213 Youngkin is out this time and the Republican running seems to not be be doing so well.. Any Virginans here ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2025 03:04 PM (VE6XX)

214 Hadjis?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 07, 2025 02:59 PM (zfC1E)

The movie.

Posted by: Reforger at August 07, 2025 03:05 PM (h5TUr)

215 Any Virginans here ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2025 03:04 PM (VE6XX)

Not that it is any of your business, but I have been around the block a few times.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 03:05 PM (i24o9)

216 213 Youngkin is out this time and the Republican running seems to not be be doing so well.. Any Virginans here ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2025 03:04 PM (VE6XX)

Yes, Ds will win. The only hope for a seat hold is AG, b/c it will be harder to unseat an incumbent...but it's probably a sweep.

Folks vote jobs. Doesn't change just b/c it's VA.

Posted by: Nova Local at August 07, 2025 03:06 PM (tOcjL)

217 "What's that, your honor? No, this is a petting zoo. Come and check it out~!"

@Breaking911 3m
BREAKING: Federal judge orders temporary halt to construction of Florida immigration detention center dubbed 'Alligator Alcatraz.' - AP

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 07, 2025 03:07 PM (mlg/3)

218 Nova Scotia just banned camping with up to a 25,000 fine. To stop the fires you see. Because its campers that are doing this. Yeah, that's the ticket.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 03:07 PM (dfIr7)

219 "What's that, your honor? No, this is a petting zoo. Come and check it out~!"

@Breaking911 3m
BREAKING: Federal judge orders temporary halt to construction of Florida immigration detention center dubbed 'Alligator Alcatraz.' - AP
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 07, 2025 03:07 PM (mlg/3)

How about no.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 03:08 PM (8avO+)

220 There is something evil in northern Virginia.

-------------

The Eye of Sauron in Sodom and Gomorrah on the Potomac.

https://is.gd/6u9uVN

Posted by: ShainS at August 07, 2025 03:08 PM (op3Dq)

221 "Fathers are robbed of their children. Grandparents are robbed of grandchildren. This is not just about mothers."

Malachi 4:6 And he shall turn the heart of the fathers to the children, and the heart of the children to their fathers, lest I come and smite the earth with a curse.

That scripture has been weighing on my mind the past few years. Not just for abortions, but the enmity growing between all the generations. The shunning and ghosting of friends and family for differing political views. The stereotypical "boomer vs zoomer" debates dividing old and young. If we aren't well on the way to making the curse happen, it's already here.

Posted by: LizLem at August 07, 2025 03:08 PM (gWBY1)

222 BREAKING: Federal judge orders temporary halt to construction of Florida immigration detention center dubbed 'Alligator Alcatraz.' - AP
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 07, 2025 03:07 PM (mlg/3)
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How the fuck does that work?

They can schedule construction now?!

Judge-slapping. It just has to be done.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 03:08 PM (krQz2)

223 BREAKING: Federal judge orders temporary halt to construction of Florida immigration detention center dubbed 'Alligator Alcatraz.' - AP

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Under the Trump is doing it so it must be stopped reasoning cause of the Constitution.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at August 07, 2025 03:09 PM (sX1BW)

224 BREAKING: Federal judge orders temporary halt to construction of Florida immigration detention center dubbed 'Alligator Alcatraz.' - AP
___

Sorry but, you have no standing.
-Florida

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 07, 2025 03:09 PM (Dv3i1)

225
@Breaking911 3m
BREAKING: Federal judge orders temporary halt to construction of Florida immigration detention center dubbed 'Alligator Alcatraz.' - AP
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 07, 2025 03:07 PM (mlg/3)

Isn't it already built ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2025 03:09 PM (VE6XX)

226 Posted by: LizLem at August 07, 2025 03:08 PM (gWBY1)

The covid brainwashing op worked exceedingly well I would say.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 03:10 PM (I7DM/)

227 An adjunct to the UK grooming gangs story.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 07, 2025 03:10 PM (MZ+PY)

228 Yes, 'Dazed and Confused' , that one sadistic guy with the paddle he made in shop class. He beat the hell out of me. Wonder what ever happened to him? (I will never tell)

Posted by: Case at August 07, 2025 03:10 PM (NnONT)

229 How the fuck does that work?

They can schedule construction now?!

Judge-slapping. It just has to be done.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 03:08 PM (krQz2)

Make Pillories Great Again.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 03:10 PM (i24o9)

230 Isn't it already built ?
Posted by: It's me donna


I think they're expanding and replacing trailers and such.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 07, 2025 03:11 PM (mlg/3)

231 BREAKING: Federal judge orders temporary halt to construction of Florida immigration detention center dubbed 'Alligator Alcatraz.' - AP

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 07, 2025 03:07 PM (mlg/3)

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Send all the inmates to that judge"s home.

Posted by: ShainS at August 07, 2025 03:11 PM (op3Dq)

232 "Fathers are robbed of their children. Grandparents are robbed of grandchildren. This is not just about mothers."

Correct. It is also about motherfuckers.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 07, 2025 03:11 PM (1Gsou)

233 Scandalous behavior by school officials, but we have a scandal brewing here. Garrett has received an inordinate number of sidebar mentions and sometimes is named specifically in Ace's content. So, what is it? Payola, nepotism, sexual blackmail, what?

Posted by: Defining Deviancy Down at August 07, 2025 03:11 PM (G5+As)

234 I think they're expanding and replacing trailers and such.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 07, 2025 03:11 PM



They can stay in their tents then.

Posted by: toby928 at August 07, 2025 03:11 PM (jc0TO)

235 231 BREAKING: Federal judge orders temporary halt to construction of Florida immigration detention center dubbed 'Alligator Alcatraz.' - AP

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 07, 2025 03:07 PM (mlg/3)

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Send all the inmates to that judge"s home.


Just load them on planes and ship them out.. What's the hold up ?
Posted by: ShainS at August 07, 2025 03:11 PM (op3Dq)

Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2025 03:11 PM (VE6XX)

236 Yes, 'Dazed and Confused' , that one sadistic guy with the paddle he made in shop class. He beat the hell out of me. Wonder what ever happened to him? (I will never tell)
Posted by: Case at August 07, 2025 03:10 PM

He won an Oscar, played Batman and married JLo twice.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2025 03:11 PM (MGB5H)

237 Scandalous behavior by school officials, but we have a scandal brewing here. Garrett has received an inordinate number of sidebar mentions and sometimes is named specifically in Ace's content. So, what is it? Payola, nepotism, sexual blackmail, what?

Posted by: Defining Deviancy Down at August 07, 2025 03:11 PM (G5+As)

Grooming.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 03:12 PM (i24o9)

238 >>> 219 "What's that, your honor? No, this is a petting zoo. Come and check it out~!"

@Breaking911 3m
BREAKING: Federal judge orders temporary halt to construction of Florida immigration detention center dubbed 'Alligator Alcatraz.' - AP
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 07, 2025 03:07 PM (mlg/3)

How about no.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 03:08 PM (8avO+)

How about fck no, in the form of increasing the pace of construction, *and* putting the judge's ass in one of the cells for aiding and abetting an invasion.

(I doubt there's a specific law that could be used, but it's not like that's ever stopped the commies)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 03:12 PM (ULPxl)

239 Under the Trump is doing it so it must be stopped reasoning cause of the Constitution.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at August 07, 2025 03:09 PM (sX1BW)

This does seem to be their guiding principle. Obama and Biden could do whatever they wanted, whenever they wanted, by executive order and without any opposition. Now PDT does something they don't like and "OMG UNCONSTITUTIONAL!!"

Posted by: If it weren't for double standards they'd have none at all at August 07, 2025 03:12 PM (KOE6H)

240 We refer to that as a '70s documentary.

the scenes were 'adjacent' to my bicentennial recollection...

Posted by: DanMan at August 07, 2025 03:13 PM (8uzBS)

241 Isn't it already built ?"

Yeah. This is about expansion. And the idiot judge is in the wrong district...

Posted by: man at August 07, 2025 03:13 PM (tubbA)

242 All I had to do to get in the sidebar was imitate Kamala.

👀

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 03:13 PM (I7DM/)

243 Other aliens Biden let cross the border.

Giant spider species that weaves enormous webs has invaded the United States

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 07, 2025 03:13 PM (L/fGl)

244 @Breaking911 3m
BREAKING: Federal judge orders temporary halt to construction of Florida immigration detention center dubbed 'Alligator Alcatraz.' - AP
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 07, 2025 03:07 PM (mlg/3)


I think it's an "environmental" group who brought the suit.. Since we run the EPA Zeldin should just say all good carry on....

Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2025 03:13 PM (VE6XX)

245 Grooming.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 03:12 PM (i24o9)
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I can see Ewoks eating parasites....

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 03:13 PM (krQz2)

246 Fed judge halted alligator Alcatraz to review possible environmental issues. Obama appointment

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2025 03:13 PM (r/xMY)

247 I doubt there's a specific law that could be used, but it's not like that's ever stopped the commies)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 03:12

Just go pick him up say you got a call he was acting strangely and out him on a 72 hour psych hold. Totes ok.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2025 03:13 PM (MGB5H)

248 Scandalous behavior by school officials, but we have a scandal brewing here. Garrett has received an inordinate number of sidebar mentions and sometimes is named specifically in Ace's content. So, what is it? Payola, nepotism, sexual blackmail, what?

Posted by: Defining Deviancy Down at August 07, 2025 03:11 PM (G5+As)

Dirty hot Ewok lovin'

Posted by: Ride that Vespa at August 07, 2025 03:14 PM (KOE6H)

249 @Breaking911 3m
BREAKING: Federal judge orders temporary halt to construction of Florida immigration detention center dubbed 'Alligator Alcatraz.' - AP
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 07, 2025 03:07 PM (mlg/3)

Isn't it already built ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2025 03:09 PM


I think they are ruling on the second alligator alcatraz that is being built.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 07, 2025 03:15 PM (0N4FZ)

250 Dirty hot Ewok lovin'
Posted by: Ride that Vespa at August 07, 2025 03:14 PM


Is there any other kind?

Posted by: toby928 at August 07, 2025 03:15 PM (jc0TO)

251 Fed judge halted alligator Alcatraz to review possible environmental issues.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2025 03:13 PM (r/xMY)
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Umm..... Yeah-sure.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 03:15 PM (krQz2)

252 >>Scandalous behavior by school officials, but we have a scandal brewing here. Garrett has received an inordinate number of sidebar mentions and sometimes is named specifically in Ace's content. So, what is it? Payola, nepotism, sexual blackmail, what?


Ace has been trying to Groom me into his abhorrent lifestyle for nigh on a Decade, now!

Posted by: garrett at August 07, 2025 03:15 PM (L2IqH)

253 Lotta Good Fine people in Northern Virginia. Remember them instead of these imbeciles constantly making the news.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 07, 2025 03:15 PM (NB1ZP)

254 Payola, nepotism, sexual blackmail, what?

Posted by: Defining Deviancy Down at August 07, 2025 03:11 PM (G5+As)

Grooming.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 03:12 PM (i24o9)

Love story for the ages.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 03:16 PM (zZu0s)

255 My sibling says the movie that made her pro choice was dirty dancing. The poor dancer at the elite resort, having to have a shoddy abortion because she slept with the rich ahole. And not able to dance for the summer as a result.

The lesson should be: the elite snobs that frequent the adirondacks in the summer are the real trash. It's too bad the dancer didn't feel she could raise her baby, she had to abort it instead. Because there are always options. Her botched abortion made her miss out on the whole summer season anyway. Was it worth it?

It's one of those weirdly tragic, gritty storylines in what were otherwise fluffy romcom movies in the 80s/90s.

Posted by: LizLem at August 07, 2025 03:16 PM (gWBY1)

256 Obama appointment"

Karen.

Posted by: man at August 07, 2025 03:16 PM (tubbA)

257 Payola, nepotism, sexual blackmail, what?

Posted by: Defining Deviancy Down at August 07, 2025 03:11 PM (G5+As)

Garrett got him a new messenger bag.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2025 03:16 PM (MGB5H)

258 Is there any other kind?
Posted by: toby928 at August 07, 2025 03:15 PM (jc0TO)

Well, maybe not dirty if you can catch them right after they've been to the groomers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 03:17 PM (zZu0s)

259 It started with him quoting my comments.

Then, he began offering me rides on his Vespa.

He even tried to get me to wear a Messenger Bag at one point.

He's a Predator.

Posted by: garrett at August 07, 2025 03:17 PM (L2IqH)

260 There is something evil in northern Virginia.


Yes. A Coven of Karen's rule Soviet Fairfax.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 07, 2025 03:17 PM (sAmhv)

261 t started with him quoting my comments.

It always starts that way...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2025 03:18 PM (VE6XX)

262 >>> 259 It started with him quoting my comments.

Then, he began offering me rides on his Vespa.

He even tried to get me to wear a Messenger Bag at one point.

He's a Predator.
Posted by: garrett at August 07, 2025 03:17 PM (L2IqH)

We TRIED to warn you people!

Posted by: Zombie Stormtroopers at August 07, 2025 03:18 PM (ULPxl)

263 Lotta Good Fine people in Northern Virginia. Remember them instead of these imbeciles constantly making the news.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat


VA has become the FloridaMan of local government.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 07, 2025 03:18 PM (mlg/3)

264 He even tried to get me to wear a Messenger Bag at one point.

He's a Predator.
Posted by: garrett at August 07, 2025 03:17 PM (L2IqH)

Asked if you wanted to ride in front of him eh while he still did the drivin?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 03:18 PM (zZu0s)

265 Yes, 'Dazed and Confused' , that one sadistic guy with the paddle

Mr. Davis, we called him Mohawk...woodshop, paddle had holes in it. He always saved Friday for swats. I wasn't even on the list that week but he called me up anyway.

"I'm going to be out next week and I know you'll need it by then"

Posted by: DanMan at August 07, 2025 03:18 PM (8uzBS)

266 My sibling says the movie that made her pro choice was dirty dancing. The poor dancer at the elite resort, having to have a shoddy abortion because she slept with the rich ahole. And not able to dance for the summer as a result.

The lesson should be: the elite snobs that frequent the adirondacks in the summer are the real trash. It's too bad the dancer didn't feel she could raise her baby, she had to abort it instead. Because there are always options. Her botched abortion made her miss out on the whole summer season anyway. Was it worth it?

It's one of those weirdly tragic, gritty storylines in what were otherwise fluffy romcom movies in the 80s/90s.
Posted by: LizLem at August 07, 2025 03:16 PM (gWBY1)

Current abortions aren't any less shoddy and dangerous.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 03:18 PM (8avO+)

267 Isn't it already built ?
Posted by: It's me donna

I think they're expanding and replacing trailers and such.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 07, 2025 03:11 PM (mlg/3)

---------------

Make it The Gulf of Gator Gitmo!

Posted by: ShainS at August 07, 2025 03:19 PM (B+Jfa)

268 Cage match, Death match or Saturday Night Special
I'ma whack dat bitch Carolina Diaz in the back with a metal folding chair

-Linda McMahon

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 03:19 PM (VPPG8)

269 Seems reasonable to suspect that in at least some if not all cases, teachers or staff are sleeping with students and the school and possibly the district covered it up.

Posted by: mea culpa at August 07, 2025 03:19 PM (bZ1gP)

270 That teacher was subsequently ordered to keep quiet.

It's easy to keep quiet when your jaw is broken and your teeth are now in your stomach.

Posted by: Big Census at August 07, 2025 03:19 PM (/U5Yz)

271 Baby killers are notorious for being trustworthy. They are in fact better than us all.

Posted by: Sports Illustrated PR team at August 07, 2025 03:19 PM (s9EN2)

272 >>Asked if you wanted to ride in front of him eh while he still did the drivin?


I see I'm not the only Victim.

Posted by: garrett at August 07, 2025 03:19 PM (L2IqH)

273 My sibling says the movie that made her pro choice was dirty dancing. The poor dancer at the elite resort, having to have a shoddy abortion because she slept with the rich ahole. And not able to dance for the summer as a result.

--------------

Jennifer Gray killed Patrick Swayzes' kid?

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at August 07, 2025 03:19 PM (sX1BW)

274 @255 Catskills resort

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2025 03:20 PM (r/xMY)

275 Yes, 'Dazed and Confused' , that one sadistic guy with the paddle he made in shop class. He beat the hell out of me. Wonder what ever happened to him? (I will never tell)
Posted by: Case at August 07, 2025 03:10 PM

He won an Oscar, played Batman and married JLo twice.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2025 03:11 PM (MGB5H)

I got accepted by the cool guys, bought beer, smoked dope, and got laid by one of my sister's friends. I had a better night than O'Bannion.

Posted by: Mitch Kramer at August 07, 2025 03:20 PM (wVcYX)

276 246 Fed judge halted alligator Alcatraz to review possible environmental issues. Obama appointment
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2025 03:13 PM (r/xMY)

For some reason I knew all of that just from the headline. These people are predictable if nothing else. Let's go doudle or nothing. I have written my answers down and sealed them in an envelope. Off to find a wikipedia for this "judge".

Posted by: Reforger at August 07, 2025 03:20 PM (h5TUr)

277 "ESOL" is a leftist euphemism for "illegal alien."

Posted by: zombie at August 07, 2025 03:20 PM (pMi6S)

278 This does seem to be their guiding principle. Obama and Biden could do whatever they wanted, whenever they wanted, by executive order and without any opposition. Now PDT does something they don't like and "OMG UNCONSTITUTIONAL!!"
Posted by: If it weren't for double standards they'd have none at all at August 07, 2025 03:12 PM (KOE6H)

Because the Left has an army of lawyers and the money to pay for challenges, and any lawyer supporting Trump was threatened, disbarred, and/or thrown in jail.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 07, 2025 03:20 PM (MZ+PY)

279 The 17-year-old girl who was five months pregnant was so frightened at the coercion that she ran away from the clinic and told a teacher. That teacher was subsequently ordered to keep quiet.
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...and so they did.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2025 03:20 PM (JvZF+)

280 People who approved this need to face a trial and also be sued Even if you're a parent in support of abortion, would you want medical procedures done on your kid without your permission?!! What next? Teachers take Annie to the "sex change clinic so she can get her breasts loped off without daddy and mommy knowing?!! Yep; I wouldn't be surprised if the girls weren't impregnated by someone on staff.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2025 03:21 PM (2GCMq)

281 Here is the link to the Fairfax County Medication Authorization Form. https://tinyurl.com/2p9pfect Form is offered in 7 different languages. Don't see any abortion related information.

Posted by: scampydog at August 07, 2025 03:21 PM (2bFN5)

282 @amyforsandiego
"When a public high school foundation in California took a whopping 25% cut of student club funds, seniors Liam Tian & Kevin Wang DOGE’d them.
Their principal blasted them in a school-wide email.
Now an audit confirms fraud, waste & abuse.
Absolute legends."

This is the way.

And Colorado wonders why the teenagers pre-registering to vote for when they turn 18 are on masse choosing to register to vote republican.

Posted by: LizLem at August 07, 2025 03:22 PM (gWBY1)

283 Jennifer Gray killed Patrick Swayzes' kid?
Posted by: SH


She was the real reason Ferris needed saving.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 07, 2025 03:22 PM (Lgotk)

284 Dirty hot Ewok lovin'
Posted by: Ride that Vespa at August 07, 2025 03:14 PM

Is there any other kind?
Posted by: toby928 at August 07, 2025 03:15 PM (jc0TO)

It's like muskrat love, only better.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2025 03:22 PM (wVcYX)

285 Youngkin has not done what he said he would do about Fairfax or Loudon counties.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 07, 2025 03:22 PM (/U5Yz)

286 Have you seen Crockett's new looks and demeanor?

t.ly /14t9D

Posted by: jeannebodine at August 07, 2025 03:23 PM (UvFqC)

287 @ 236
.....then who is that buried in the trash dump..?
Nevermind.

Posted by: Case at August 07, 2025 03:23 PM (NnONT)

288
ESOL

It's pronounced "asshole"

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 03:23 PM (I7DM/)

289 I note that no fathers have been charged with assault. Makes me sick.

Posted by: Sports Illustrated PR team at August 07, 2025 03:24 PM (s9EN2)

290
And Colorado wonders why the teenagers pre-registering to vote for when they turn 18 are on masse choosing to register to vote republican.
Posted by: LizLem


This puts a big smile on my face.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 07, 2025 03:24 PM (/U5Yz)

291 193 The Men Who Stare at Goats

Hadjis?


no, that would be the men who *leer* at goats

Posted by: anachronda denounces himself at August 07, 2025 03:24 PM (sGtp+)

292 Jennifer Gray killed Patrick Swayzes' kid?
Posted by: SH


She was the real reason Ferris needed saving.

-------------

And then aborted Charlie Sheen's kid? Wow

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at August 07, 2025 03:24 PM (sX1BW)

293 Under the Trump is doing it so it must be stopped reasoning cause of the Constitution.

It has been comical to watch the freakout by the left over Trump creating a new ballroom for the White House. The current one is too small so they make do with tents on the lawn, the last ten presidents have wanted to fix this.

But according to the left, TRUMP IS KILLING BABIES BY SPENDING MONEY ON THAT INSTEAD OF CANCER RESEARCH!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 03:26 PM (dfIr7)

294 And Colorado wonders why the teenagers pre-registering to vote for when they turn 18 are on masse choosing to register to vote republican.
___

In the UK, people are wondering why Starmer is unilaterally moving the voting age down to 16. Word on the street (X) is that all the muzzies aged 16-17 will vote labour because in the strict patriarchy of the muslim family, they all do what their father tells them, and he will tell them to vote labour (or if local muslim party is viable, then that party).

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 07, 2025 03:26 PM (Dv3i1)

295 DEMOCRAT MUTINY: Three of Jasmine Crockett’s staffers have turned against her, alleging Crockett is an abusive boss who routinely berates and belittles them, curses them out, refuses to go into the office, choosing instead to lounge around her luxury DC apartment while they complete all her tasks, has them do her laundry, and treats them like an Uber service. - NYP

lol

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 07, 2025 03:26 PM (/U5Yz)

296 The 17-year-old girl who was five months pregnant was so frightened at the coercion that she ran away from the clinic and told a teacher. That teacher was subsequently ordered to keep quiet.
==
To be fair the girl was from China, and had she stayed there and gotten pregnant they would have given her an abortion also. So we couldn't let them have better Healthcare than us!!!!!

Posted by: Va. Schoolboard at August 07, 2025 03:26 PM (3Jagb)

297 >>> @255 Catskills resort

Ah thanks, it's been a while. I read God of the Woods not that long ago, I probably mixed up the areas. Same for both: upstate NY is the playground for the rich in the summer, full of entitled aholes.

It was ever thus.

Posted by: LizLem at August 07, 2025 03:26 PM (gWBY1)

298 292 Jennifer Gray killed Patrick Swayzes' kid?
Posted by: SH

Have you ever watched Dirty Dancing? The movie that is...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2025 03:26 PM (VE6XX)

299 >>> 293
==
It has been comical to watch the freakout by the left over Trump creating a new ballroom for the White House. The current one is too small so they make do with tents on the lawn, the last ten presidents have wanted to fix this.

But according to the left, TRUMP IS KILLING BABIES BY SPENDING MONEY ON THAT INSTEAD OF CANCER RESEARCH!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 03:26 PM (dfIr7)

Wait, I thought Brandon cured cancer in his first 100 days!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 03:27 PM (ULPxl)

300 Their AWFL hag superintendent demanded and got funding for a 4-man executive security detail of personal bodyguards for her yuuuuuge, ugly ass. More like biddyguards, amirite?

I guess it makes sense. If you're going to run around murdering people's grandchildren, you should probably hire mercenaries to kill them if they get upset about it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2025 03:27 PM (BI5O2)

301 And Colorado wonders why the teenagers pre-registering to vote for when they turn 18 are on masse choosing to register to vote republican.
Posted by: LizLem

It must be the amazing GOP that converted them instead of just turning them off from politics completely.

Can't be that Trump made it both cool and sensible to identify as a Republican by having a straight spine, staying on his message, and never wavering or crumbling...

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 03:27 PM (I7DM/)

302 Environmentalists in Florida have won a small victory after a federal judge halted construction of the ICE detention facility known as Alligator Alcatraz.

The detention facility can still continue to operate as it has been, but workers are barred from adding any new construction for a least the next two weeks.

The judges are serious assholes. The Glades have been OVERRUN by pythons and now monitor lizards are threatening an invasion. Most native species are being decimated by said invasive species.

Python Cowboy a real Florida Man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZgRnXoqbk4

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 03:27 PM (VPPG8)

303 Jennifer Gray killed Patrick Swayzes' kid?
Posted by: SH


She was the real reason Ferris needed saving.

-------------

And then aborted Charlie Sheen's kid? Wow
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at August 07, 2025 03:24 PM (sX1BW)

No deposit, no return.

Posted by: Col. Andy Tanner at August 07, 2025 03:27 PM (wVcYX)

304 Catskills resort

Ah thanks, it's been a while. I read God of the Woods not that long ago, I probably mixed up the areas. Same for both: upstate NY is the playground for the rich in the summer, full of entitled aholes.

It was ever thus.
Posted by: LizLem at August 07, 2025 03:26 PM

Fun fact: Wilt Chamberlain used to work in the Catskills as a bellhop.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2025 03:28 PM (MGB5H)

305 the UK, people are wondering why Starmer is unilaterally moving the voting age down to 16. Word on the street (X) is that all the muzzies aged 16-17 will vote labour because in the strict patriarchy of the muslim family, they all do what their father tells them, and he will tell them to vote labour (or if local muslim party is viable, then that party).
===
The top boys name in GBr has been Mohammed for how many years in a row????

Posted by: Wait wut at August 07, 2025 03:28 PM (3Jagb)

306 Dazed is a such a great movie
It’s the 90s version of Fast times at ridgemont High, also a good one.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 07, 2025 03:29 PM (AiNp4)

307
The Superintendent of
Fairfax County schools is requesting a bodyguard. Makes since now.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 03:29 PM (3ek7K)

308 there's a of lot familiar subjects in this thread...Rat Patrol edition

Brother Karl was sent to Okinawa during the Viet Nam war, motor pool, 8 ton wrecker. Most of the natives hated the Marines. One of the roaches stole a jeep with 50 cal and would run around up in the hills above his base shooting randomly.

Posted by: DanMan at August 07, 2025 03:30 PM (8uzBS)

309
The school paid for abortions. Out of what budget?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 07, 2025 03:30 PM (ufCEJ)

310 There is something evil in northern Virginia.

It is next to Washington, D.C., one of our nexii.

Posted by: Big Penguin at August 07, 2025 03:31 PM (0sNs1)

311 My sibling says the movie that made her pro choice was dirty dancing. The poor dancer at the elite resort, having to have a shoddy abortion because she slept with the rich ahole. And not able to dance for the summer as a result.

The lesson should be: the elite snobs that frequent the adirondacks in the summer are the real trash. It's too bad the dancer didn't feel she could raise her baby, she had to abort it instead. Because there are always options. Her botched abortion made her miss out on the whole summer season anyway. Was it worth it?

It's one of those weirdly tragic, gritty storylines in what were otherwise fluffy romcom movies in the 80s/90s.
Posted by: LizLem at August 07, 2025 03:16 PM (gWBY1)
_____

Movie took place in the Catskills. "Jewish Alps."

Posted by: Elric at August 07, 2025 03:31 PM (iFTx/)

312 >>> But according to the left, TRUMP IS KILLING BABIES BY SPENDING MONEY ON THAT INSTEAD OF CANCER RESEARCH!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 03:26 PM (dfIr7)

The left needs to get their stories straight. Last I heard the WH ballroom build was robbing the money from big bird and NPR! How many coffers can it rob from?!

(Never mind the WH has been clear all the money for the ballroom is actually coming from private donors and Trump himself. And will be designed to blend in with the existing architecture. And will probably come in on time and below cost.)

Posted by: LizLem at August 07, 2025 03:31 PM (gWBY1)

313 My sibling says the movie that made her pro choice was dirty dancing.

And that is why that scene was in the movie, even though it did not fit the rest of the themes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 03:31 PM (dfIr7)

314 Ah thanks, it's been a while. I read God of the Woods not that long ago, I probably mixed up the areas. Same for both: upstate NY is the playground for the rich in the summer, full of entitled aholes.

It was ever thus.
Posted by: LizLem at August 07, 2025 03:26 PM (gWBY1)
===
Some of those bungalow colonies were fairly primitive.

I worked at a kosher place and the staff lived in a former colony about .5 mile up the road. You could see the stars through the ceiling of the bathroom

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2025 03:31 PM (JvZF+)

315 >>> @255 Catskills resort

Ah thanks, it's been a while. I read God of the Woods not that long ago, I probably mixed up the areas. Same for both: upstate NY is the playground for the rich in the summer, full of entitled aholes.

It was ever thus.
Posted by: LizLem at August 07, 2025 03:26 PM (gWBY1)

Posh beach clubs are full of assholes, too.

Posted by: The Flamingo Kid at August 07, 2025 03:32 PM (wVcYX)

316 BREAKING: FBI is firing senior officials and agents who opposed President Trump

*checks calendar* flip flip flip*

Yup, 7 months into the new administration.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 07, 2025 03:32 PM (/U5Yz)

317 And will be designed to blend in with the existing architecture. And will probably come in on time and below cost.

Guarantee it will, with Trump in charge.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 03:32 PM (dfIr7)

318 >>> But according to the left, TRUMP IS KILLING BABIES BY SPENDING MONEY ON THAT INSTEAD OF CANCER RESEARCH!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 03:26 PM (dfIr7)

Wait. I thought killing babies was one of the DNC platforms.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 03:32 PM (i24o9)

319 The Left: The Party of Anne Frank, Cancer Research and Hamas.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 03:32 PM (I7DM/)

320 And will be designed to blend in with the existing architecture. And will probably come in on time and below cost.

Guarantee it will, with Trump in charge.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025

The contractors will pay him!

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2025 03:33 PM (MGB5H)

321 Wait. I thought killing babies was one of the DNC platforms.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 03:32 PM (i24o9)

Just the unwanted ones.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 03:33 PM (I7DM/)

322 The Left: The Party of Anne Frank, Cancer Research and Hamas.
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025


***
I thought the Left hated Jews now. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2025 03:33 PM (omVj0)

323 Why should Colorado care who registers as what? They have the most openly corrupt voting system in the country. Every lawn in the State could have a MAGA yard sign and the Demscwould still sweep the elections there.

Oh, BTW - so far I haven't seen much i like in the BBB. But apparently, it caused a $700m budget shortfall in CO due to a reduction in federal handouts for indigent State level Democrat funding schemes. Colorado still has a balanced budget amendment, so this has forced Polis to call an emergency legislative session to increase business taxes statewide to paper over the shortfall. Those tax increases will of course be permanent and further wound CO.

I like that. At least it's harming a place I hate and nurse a grievance toward.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2025 03:34 PM (BI5O2)

324 I guess it makes sense. If you're going to run around murdering people's grandchildren, you should probably hire mercenaries to kill them if they get upset about it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2025 03:27 PM (BI5O2)
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TBF, if it was my daughter they probably would be in danger.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2025 03:34 PM (JvZF+)

325 17 year old girl who was 5 months pregnant. How old was she when she was impregnated? Could have been 16. As I commented above, there's more to this story.

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 07, 2025 03:34 PM (iFTx/)

326 2 State Troopers shot in Pennsylvania, Governor says; circumstances unclear
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With encouragement from all the race baiters and hate mongers.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2025 03:34 PM (6dHiP)

327 305 the UK, people are wondering why Starmer is unilaterally moving the voting age down to 16. Word on the street (X) is that all the muzzies aged 16-17 will vote labour because in the strict patriarchy of the muslim family, they all do what their father tells them, and he will tell them to vote labour (or if local muslim party is viable, then that party).
===
The top boys name in GBr has been Mohammed for how many years in a row????
Posted by: Wait wut at August 07, 2025 03:28 PM (3Jagb)

Those numbers can be a bit misleading in both directions. On the one hand the name has multiple spellings (Mohammed, Muhammed, etc) so aggregating them gives you an even higher count. On the other hand it's far and away the most popular Muslim boy's name so I think you have to stack it against some aggregate of other names to get an accurate picture.

I think in the end you still end up with a very significant statistic.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at August 07, 2025 03:34 PM (8hxDK)

328 The Left: The Party of Anne Frank, Cancer Research and Hamas.
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 03:32 PM (I7DM/)

I read that last bit as Humus at first glance.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2025 03:34 PM (wVcYX)

329 The top boys name in GBr has been Mohammed for how many years in a row????

Today, Boaty McBoatface would be named Mohammed.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 07, 2025 03:34 PM (AAyv9)

330 (Never mind the WH has been clear all the money for the ballroom is actually coming from private donors and Trump himself. And will be designed to blend in with the existing architecture. And will probably come in on time and below cost.)
Posted by: LizLem at August 07, 2025


***
Who was it again that Trump donated his presidential salary to?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2025 03:35 PM (omVj0)

331 My sibling says the movie that made her pro choice was dirty dancing.

And that is why that scene was in the movie, even though it did not fit the rest of the themes.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 03:31 PM


*The Cider House Rules has entered the chat*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 07, 2025 03:35 PM (kgE5c)

332 2 State Troopers shot in Pennsylvania, Governor says; circumstances unclear
____

Whatever happened to the arsonist at the PA Gov's mansion? That story disappeared.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 07, 2025 03:37 PM (Dv3i1)

333 He even tried to get me to wear a Messenger Bag at one point.
Posted by: garrett at August 07, 2025 03:17 PM


But what kind of Messenger Bag was it, Mr. garrett? Was it a J. Crew Messenger Bag?

Posted by: Big Penguin at August 07, 2025 03:37 PM (0sNs1)

334 Fresh thread above.

Posted by: Dad of Six at August 07, 2025 03:37 PM (dy8hA)

335 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 03:38 PM (zZu0s)

336 There is something evil in northern Virginia.

Um government employees with high salaries?

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 03:39 PM (VPPG8)

337 If a Hollywood movie full of retards prancing around like a bunch of queermos makes you say "I hadn't really thought too much about it but now I love infanticide. That 'tarded queermo told me it's awesome," then you should be stripped of the franchise.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2025 03:39 PM (Frm63)

338 The school paid for abortions. Out of what budget?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 07, 2025 03:30 PM (ufCEJ)

----------------

USAID (The United States Agency for Interuterine Dilation & Evacuation).

Posted by: ShainS at August 07, 2025 03:40 PM (KDKmL)

339 If a Hollywood movie full of retards prancing around like a bunch of queermos makes you say "I hadn't really thought too much about it but now I love infanticide. That 'tarded queermo told me it's awesome," then you should be stripped of the franchise.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2025 03:39 PM (Frm63)

----------------

Added benefit: the Democrat Party would effectively be aborted.

Posted by: ShainS at August 07, 2025 03:42 PM (KDKmL)

340 Who dey daddys?

Posted by: Eromero at August 07, 2025 03:55 PM (jgmnb)

341 Seems a little illegalish

Posted by: Not quite as big balls at August 07, 2025 04:50 PM (W+TLY)

342 The very same bunch of people who support Abortion are the very same kind of idiots who block the Meat Isle to whining about Animal Abuse

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at August 07, 2025 06:25 PM (wGqjj)

343 27 Rich men north of Richmond
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 02:30 PM (dfIr7)

There is a LOT of territory north of Richmond

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 07, 2025 10:19 PM (ZAN7R)

344 I just don't understand
The ways of the world today
Sometimes I feel like there's nothing to live for
So I'm longing for the days of yesterday

Everyone is talking about legal consequences. I don't understand you guys. If this happened to my daughter, Everyone involved would die. But apparently that's not considered normal, I guess my wiring is off.

Posted by: Fenrisulven at August 08, 2025 12:05 AM (ciYHQ)

The Census Bureau Admits It Overcounted Democrat States and Delivered Them Five Extra Congressional Seats.
Trump Demands They Fix Their Error, Now.

Pretty amazing that they admit they did an "oopsie" but also want to let that "oopsie" stand until the next census in 2030.

Actually, until 2032, because the 2030 census's numbers won't be used for reapportionment of congressional seats until the following election in 2032.

Trump also wants illegal aliens excluded from the count, which is a heavier lift.


"I have instructed our Department of Commerce to immediately begin work on a new and highly accurate CENSUS based on modern day facts and figures and, importantly, using the results and information gained from the Presidential Election of 2024," Trump announced in a post on Truth Social. "People who are in our Country illegally WILL NOT BE COUNTED IN THE CENSUS. Thank you for your attention to this matter!"

...

The 2020 Census, overseen by the Biden administration and its Deep State allies, was an unmitigated disaster -- and the fallout is still being felt. Even the Census Bureau itself -- hardly a bastion of conservative thought -- admitted that its 2020 Census was incorrect in at least 14 states.

According to the Bureau's own Post-Enumeration Survey (PES), eight states were overcounted while six were undercounted. But here's where it gets truly absurd: The Census Bureau claims it can't identify which groups were miscounted or where the errors occurred, citing "sample sizes within most states do not support such estimates." Translation? They know it was wrong, but they can't -- or won't -- say how or where.

The Census Bureau should not even be using "statistical sampling" to guess at the population of states. The Constitution calls for, and I quote, "an actual Enumeration" in the census -- an actual physical counting. It does not permit "statistical sampling," which, whoopsie!, always gets things wrong in favor of the Democrat Party.


This isn't just bureaucratic bungling; it's a dereliction of duty. And it's exactly why President Trump is right to call for a new, citizen-focused census. If the federal government can't even tell us who they miscounted or where, how can anyone trust the results?

These weren't random clerical errors, either. They were systemic failures that just so happened to benefit Democrats. Florida was robbed of not one, but two congressional seats. Texas lost out on another. Meanwhile, blue states like Minnesota and Rhode Island held onto seats they should have lost -- and Colorado was gifted a seat it was never entitled to. The fix was in.

Whoops!

Whoopsie!

Posted by: Ace at 01:15 PM




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1 Sure they will

Posted by: 80's music fan at August 07, 2025 01:15 PM (YlWIZ)

2 paper jumpsuit perp walks, never let it happen again

Posted by: 80's music fan at August 07, 2025 01:16 PM (YlWIZ)

3 Book the Census leaders.

pbho moved them from Commerce directly under the White House. Deliberately.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 07, 2025 01:16 PM (u82oZ)

4
Liars liars, pants on fire.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 01:16 PM (3ek7K)

5 is jail time in the statute? and a fune? likely

Posted by: 80's music fan at August 07, 2025 01:16 PM (YlWIZ)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)

7 "We did something that misstated the counts. Was that wrong? I gotta say, we have been doing things like this for a long time and no one said anything."

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 07, 2025 01:17 PM (fz7Mb)

8 Democrats can't win a f*cking thing without cheating.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)

9 But if you Notice these "errors" always fall the same way, EVERY FCKING TIME, you're a white supremacist Xtian nationalist or something.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 01:17 PM (ULPxl)

10 I feel as though I have been miscounted!

Posted by: Weasel at August 07, 2025 01:17 PM (3RLOR)

11 First thing Obama did in office was take over the census.

Posted by: davidt at August 07, 2025 01:17 PM (i0F8b)

12 thanks for taking a look

Posted by: 80's music fan at August 07, 2025 01:18 PM (YlWIZ)

13 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 07, 2025 01:18 PM (Wnv9h)

14 Census Bureau Admits It Overcounted Democrat States and Delivered Them Five Extra Festive Little Hats.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 07, 2025 01:18 PM (C5dlJ)

15 Every government statistical bureau was politicized under Obama.

Every one.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 07, 2025 01:18 PM (xTIDn)

16 I never thought we'd have a president who'd go MMA on the left. He's not only sweeping the leg, but he's doing a lot of ground and pound.

The shrieks of anguish from the testosterone lacking lackies of the left is music to my ears.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 07, 2025 01:18 PM (tT6L1)

17 Census takers were also registering people to vote. Democrat.

Which is illegal. The registering part. The Democrat part should be too.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2025 01:18 PM (Q4IgG)

18 Trump can and should fight the question of counting illegals in the courts, but he' got an easy out if he wants it.

No guessing at the number of illegals. They have to be counted.

And each census worker on this detail will have an ICE agent assigned with him. If someone identifies as an illegal you immediately deport.

After a few cases of this illegals will not allow themselves to be counted.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 01:18 PM (t0Rmr)

19 On it!

Posted by: Robert Mueller at August 07, 2025 01:19 PM (2UnvF)

20
I feel as though I have been miscounted!
Posted by: Weasel


A no count kind of guy!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 07, 2025 01:19 PM (63Dwl)

21 I feel as though I have been miscounted!
Posted by: Weasel at August 07, 2025 01:17 PM (3RLOR)
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Well, you remain the number one gun blogger on AoS.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 07, 2025 01:19 PM (tT6L1)

22 Inadvertently, they said.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2025 01:19 PM (wVcYX)

23 I have instructed our Department of Commerce to immediately begin work on a new and highly accurate CENSUS based on modern day facts and figures and, importantly, using the results and information gained from the Presidential Election of 2024," Trump announced in a post on Truth Social. "People who are in our Country illegally WILL NOT BE COUNTED IN THE CENSUS. Thank you for your attention to this matter!"
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I dig it. I have a question, though.

What are the legal technicalities involved in that demand? *Can* apportionment be recast under the rules, or is it set in stone - errors and all - no matter what unless the rules are changed?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 01:19 PM (6bTRc)

24 The Census Bureau should not even be using "statistical sampling" to guess at the population of states.

The Left is balls deep in defending the Bureau of Labor Statistics revising previous jobs numbers by ridiculous amounts, so they shouldn't mind the Census bureau doing the same, right? It's science, or something.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 07, 2025 01:19 PM (JCZqz)

25 Another interesting part of this...

If Trump were to get a recount, and an actual count, not a statistical sampling, we might see blue state voters refuse to participate, giving them even fewer House seats

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 01:19 PM (t0Rmr)

26 if you like your doctor you can keep your doctor. AND remember, its a tax

Posted by: 80's music fan at August 07, 2025 01:20 PM (YlWIZ)

27 But if you Notice these "errors" always fall the same way, EVERY FCKING TIME, you're a white supremacist Xtian nationalist or something.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 01:17 PM (ULPxl)


Whoa, whoa, whoa... it's not like I'm a blue-eyed blonde with big tits, the initials SS, AND a German Shephard. I'm just someone with a functional memory.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2025 01:20 PM (ExV1e)

28 This is all definitely against the Spirit of Aloha.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 07, 2025 01:20 PM (z5QST)

29 It's almost like they cheated at every moment they had.

Must be nice to then accuse others of it.

Nazis

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at August 07, 2025 01:20 PM (61TgR)

30 Well, you remain the number one gun blogger on AoS.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 07, 2025 01:19 PM (tT6L1)
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Well that's good to know!

Posted by: Weasel at August 07, 2025 01:20 PM (3RLOR)

31 The Blade loves this. Trump first goes after USAID and related funding that is the lifeblood of the Democrap party. Now Trump is going after the fake census and fugazy apportionment that's the foundation of the entire Democrap Congress. I'm getting sexually aroused.

NO MERCY. Stake the Democrap party right through the fucking face.

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 07, 2025 01:20 PM (iFTx/)

32 I worked the last census doing criminal background checks on census workers, mostly those visiting non-responsive households.

You don't want to know how many, and which, violations and criminal acts were deemed acceptable. Nor do you want to know how many were not American citizens.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 07, 2025 01:20 PM (3ImbR)

33 So the FEDS discriminate based on race, sex, and sexual persuasion. Who Knew?

Posted by: pudinhead at August 07, 2025 01:20 PM (W3T6M)

34 It sure is funny that all the errors and mistakes only go in one direction. Always.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 07, 2025 01:20 PM (ajCaF)

35 We'll see if something is actually done about it.

The libtards will have a poofling shitfit if anyone even ATTEMPTS to recount or change the methods.

I mean, Texas is gerrymandering mid census decade, which isn't the first time it's been done, but they're calling for a f*cking constitutional convention because of it, nearly.

F*CK cancer AND the left. They both should die a horrible, miserable death for destroying society.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 01:20 PM (Zz0t1)

36 In all seriousness, I wonder what the response rate of the Census forms actually is.

Me personally, I don't fill them out given my wariness of providing personal info to an agency that likely doesn't guard it very well.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 07, 2025 01:21 PM (fz7Mb)

37

INDYCAR, Pato O'Ward respond to ICE-related 'Speedway Slammer' nickname for Miami Correctional Facility

https://t.ly/TTMFr

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 07, 2025 01:21 PM (63Dwl)

38 Traitorous John Roberts blocked Trump from asking about citizenship o the census in 2020.Will he have a change of heart 5 years later? Probably not.

And it’s almost certain ACB will fuck Trump because she’s a leftist piece of shit and it’s what she does.

So it ain’t happening.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 07, 2025 01:21 PM (AiNp4)

39 The Census Bureau should not even be using "statistical sampling" to guess at the population of states. The Constitution calls for, and I quote, "an actual Enumeration" in the census -- an actual physical counting. It does not permit "statistical sampling," which, whoopsie!, always gets things wrong in favor of the Democrat Party.
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There is another possible interpretation, Ace.

They could have applied statistical analysis to the *results* of the census and thus determined a high probability of error in the census, as opposed to using statistical analysis to *perform* the census. It's a tad ambiguous as written, and it could mean something other than your take on it.

Not that it matters. It's still a lie. They have the raw data, or they don't. Maybe Trump should instruct the DoJ to appoint a special prosecutor to look into the 2020 census and examine its records and paper trail.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 01:22 PM (6bTRc)

40 ... And we always wondered just HOW our majorities were always razor thin... Every time

Those fuckers

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at August 07, 2025 01:22 PM (61TgR)

41 21 I feel as though I have been miscounted!
Posted by: Weasel at August 07, 2025 01:17 PM (3RLOR

Well said. Good example of trustworthiness.

Posted by: 80's music fan at August 07, 2025 01:22 PM (YlWIZ)

42 This is inevitable. This was inevitable since the last one

And I am guessing this will be the first census that people will willingly participate in

Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2025 01:22 PM (rbvCR)

43 In all seriousness, I wonder what the response rate of the Census forms actually is.

Since I live in a blue area I don't send my forms back until way after they are due.

I suspect they do the sampling thing to count me, but if I can reduce the number of blue states residents...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 01:22 PM (t0Rmr)

44 But if you Notice these "errors" always fall the same way, EVERY FCKING TIME, you're a white supremacist Xtian nationalist or something.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 01:17 PM (ULPxl)

Whoa, whoa, whoa... it's not like I'm a blue-eyed blonde with big tits, the initials SS, AND a German Shephard. I'm just someone with a functional memory.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2025 01:20 PM (ExV1e)

Ilsa, is that you?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2025 01:22 PM (wVcYX)

45 Willowed:

Can't say I've ever bought a beer because a hot woman was drinking it in an ad...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 01:15 PM (t0Rmr)

Can't honestly say you didn't either, I suppose.

A lot of mental hooks in advertising is in your subconscious. You see a product as appealing with a hot babe or babes having fun, fawning over the guy using the product, and your subconscious tucks that away, even if you paid it no conscious mind.

Then you are standing in the grocery store, staring at a wall of beers, and you are drawn to a particular brand over another, you don't know why, and your conscious asks, "Why not?".

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 01:22 PM (i24o9)

46 Willowed -
According to his father, Radford, who is Black, had spoken about facing racism at the base and had been trying to get a transfer.

The 'they had it coming' defense strategy.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 07, 2025 01:23 PM (Dv3i1)

47
Well, you remain the number one gun blogger on AoS.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 07, 2025 01:19 PM (tT6L1)



*not mentioning he's the ONLY gun blogger on AoS.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 01:23 PM (Zz0t1)

48 This isn't just bureaucratic bungling; it's a dereliction of duty.
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No it isn't.

These weren't random clerical errors, either. They were systemic failures that just so happened to benefit Democrats.
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Exactly.

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Not one of these people was "derelict" in his duties. They all performed their duties perfectly - their duties to the Party.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 01:23 PM (6bTRc)

49 Jimmy is angry.

Posted by: Jimmy at August 07, 2025 01:23 PM (jc0TO)

50 I'll need you to get all the way off my back.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at August 07, 2025 01:23 PM (SXxzC)

51 Then you are standing in the grocery store, staring at a wall of beers, and you are drawn to a particular brand over another, you don't know why, and your conscious asks, "Why not?".

TBH I don't think I've ever seen an ad for the brands of beer I drink.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 01:23 PM (t0Rmr)

52 >>>Biden says, “Secondly, we’re in a situation where we have put together, and you guys did it for our administration — President Obama’s administration before this — we have put together I think the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics.”

You don't say.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 01:24 PM (i24o9)

53 From NPR, naturally.

The 14th Amendment requires the "whole number of persons in each state" to be included in a key set of census numbers used to determine how presidents and members of Congress are elected.

https://is.gd/3OyxFI

Just remember when the Dems start screeching about "whole number of persons", we can counter with "actual enumeration". The 14th A says nothing about "whole-person census imputation".

Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2025 01:24 PM (Riz8t)

54 TBH I don't think I've ever seen an ad for the brands of beer I drink.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 01:23 PM (t0Rmr)

The beer is the MacGuffin.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 01:24 PM (i24o9)

55 ace: Trump also wants illegal aliens excluded from the count, which is a heavier lift.

Why?

Heavier legally?

Or heavier politically?

Posted by: EFG at August 07, 2025 01:24 PM (BJg+D)

56 Not surprising, in fact, assumed this was the case.

That said, with all the tech in the world this counting should be easy for the smart people. State tax returns, Fed returns with dependents, addresses matched to zoning, social security numbers, bank accounts, etc. Throw them all into a big doge AI blender and spit out the stupid list of number of people.

As a funny aside, you could also do the Nativity approach, everybody show up to a county registrar if you want to be counted. You have 30 days, bring your paperwork.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 07, 2025 01:25 PM (rvwwT)

57 Trump will keep it up until he can engineer a 10 or 15 seat guaranteed Republican majority in the House.

I don't know how much good it will do, but it ruins dreams of impeachment for the final two years if nothing else.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2025 01:25 PM (6ydKt)

58 Wasn't it still the Trump Admin when the 2020 census took place? I mean, we all know the Deep State was ackshually running things, but it didn't become the [Hunter and Jill] Biden Admin til January 2021.

Posted by: screaming in digital at August 07, 2025 01:25 PM (7HoOO)

59 pbho moved them from Commerce directly under the White House."

Yep. And what flows downhill?

Posted by: man at August 07, 2025 01:25 PM (tubbA)

60 The controversy* seems to be over the Constitution's use of the word 'persons'

precisely, who is a person to be counted, and who is a person to be excluded



*in order to sound posh, I put the emphasis on the 2nd syllable, like the Englishmen do

Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2025 01:25 PM (AOsQT)

61 Biden says, “Secondly, we’re in a situation where we have put together, and you guys did it for our administration — President Obama’s administration before this — we have put together I think the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics.”

Remember if Trump says America first that is a dog whistle for NAZIism, but Biden saying he had a vote fraud organization is just means he misspoke

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 01:25 PM (t0Rmr)

62 Well, you remain the number one gun blogger on AoS.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 07, 2025 01:19 PM (tT6L1)
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Well that's good to know!
Posted by: Weasel at August 07, 2025 01:20 PM


I'm here to help keep him humble.

Posted by: The Fourth Shot at August 07, 2025 01:25 PM (0sNs1)

63 Everything the government does is shady. Because the govt is populated by shady people.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 07, 2025 01:25 PM (AiNp4)

64 I am getting the pink slip soon.
Where do I sign up?

Posted by: Count von Count at August 07, 2025 01:25 PM (3RJrh)

65 Why don't play by their rules and miscount red states by +50 and wipe these motherfuckers out?
Cause that's what Augustus would do.

Posted by: Accomacis Augustus at August 07, 2025 01:25 PM (JY+81)

66 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always says that at August 07, 2025 01:25 PM (mKOAe)

67
TBH I don't think I've ever seen an ad for the brands of beer I drink.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 01:23 PM (t0Rmr)



I drink Yuengling. I see their ads on occasion. I've drank enough to consider some of the ads paid for directly by me.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 01:25 PM (Zz0t1)

68 Inadvertently, they said.
Posted by: Count de Monet
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Probably rogue census-takers.

Posted by: Lois Lerner at August 07, 2025 01:25 PM (XeU6L)

69 Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2025 01:24 PM (Riz8t)

******

Never mind. I think this explains it.

Posted by: EFG at August 07, 2025 01:25 PM (BJg+D)

70 Willowed -

According to his father, Radford, who is Black, had spoken about facing racism at the base and had been trying to get a transfer.

The 'they had it coming' defense strategy.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 07, 2025 01:23 PM (Dv3i1)

Racism, in the Army? I am shocked.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 01:26 PM (i24o9)

71 The beer is the MacGuffin.

This is true for most products I buy.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 01:26 PM (t0Rmr)

72
I saw an ad today for Donna's Pickle Beer.

Sounds disgusting.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 01:26 PM (3ek7K)

73 I remember when the three stooges were census takers.

Posted by: Case at August 07, 2025 01:26 PM (NnONT)

74 I saw an ad today for Donna's Pickle Beer.

Sounds disgusting.


Do they actually show Donna's Pickle? Uh, because, uh, I just need to know things you know.

Posted by: David French at August 07, 2025 01:27 PM (t0Rmr)

75 No one else has posted this, so it is my duty to do so after 50+ comments.

Lies, damned lies, and statistics.

Posted by: Gref at August 07, 2025 01:27 PM (aBgBM)

76 Keep costing the Dems legal fees to challenge the changes. Bankrupt them.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2025 01:27 PM (r/xMY)

77 It's not that the system is corrupt, it's that corruption is the system. Corruption all the way down.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 07, 2025 01:27 PM (h/ffs)

78 I saw an ad today for Donna's Pickle Beer.

Sounds disgusting.
Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 01:26 PM (3ek7K)
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Tell us more!

Posted by: Chopped Grocery Games at August 07, 2025 01:27 PM (tT6L1)

79 I remember when the three stooges were census takers.
Posted by: Case at August 07, 2025 01:26 PM (NnONT)
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If they had *actually* been running the census, the errors would have gone more than one direction.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 01:27 PM (6bTRc)

80 That said, with all the tech in the world this counting should be easy for the smart people. State tax returns, Fed returns with dependents, addresses matched to zoning, social security numbers, bank accounts, etc. Throw them all into a big doge AI blender and spit out the stupid list of number of people.

As a funny aside, you could also do the Nativity approach, everybody show up to a county registrar if you want to be counted. You have 30 days, bring your paperwork.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 07, 2025 01:25 PM (rvwwT)

I wonder if voter registration numbers can be used.

I also wonder that if a state plays games with those numbers, it could turn into a Federal problem.

I lastly wonder if my day drinking is a problem.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 07, 2025 01:27 PM (fz7Mb)

81 he Blade loves this. Trump first goes after USAID and related funding that is the lifeblood of the Democrap party. Now Trump is going after the fake census and fugazy apportionment that's the foundation of the entire Democrap Congress. I'm getting sexually aroused.

NO MERCY. Stake the Democrap party right through the fucking face.

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 07, 2025 01:20 PM (iFTx/)

All of this.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 01:27 PM (i24o9)

82
Some people may have done some things.
Mistakes may have been made.
If there were, it was in the exuberance of the moment.
Old news.
What difference, at this point, does it make?
Time to move on.

Posted by: The Census Bureau at August 07, 2025 01:27 PM (0sNs1)

83 Willowed -
According to his father, Radford, who is Black, had spoken about facing racism at the base and had been trying to get a transfer.

The 'they had it coming' defense strategy.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 07, 2025 01:23 PM (Dv3i1)




The 'racism' being his superiors expecting him to follow orders and do as commanded by working where required.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 01:28 PM (Zz0t1)

84 Why does anybody agree to this legal fiction, the fairy tale that illegal aliens and foreign nationals must be allowed to queer our representative government?

They twist our founding documents to mean things they don’t mean, and pull shit out of their ass to include things never mentioned, much less intended.

Count ‘em if you want. They are not included for apportionments. You get to pay for ‘em out of your own pocket. Importing a new electorate of aliens is treason in a democracy. No way around that. Glad to see a chief executive willing to point out the obvious, I guess. This should have happened 45 years ago.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2025 01:28 PM (1CMCA)

85 The 14th uses 'whole persons' to outlaw the older 3/5's compromise, yes?

Posted by: toby928 at August 07, 2025 01:28 PM (jc0TO)

86 Is this about me?

Posted by: Big Mike's pickle at August 07, 2025 01:28 PM (mKOAe)

87 Jimmy is angry.
Posted by: Jimmy at August 07, 2025 01:23 PM


*tosses Jimmy a Snickers*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 07, 2025 01:28 PM (Wnv9h)

88 Beers I remember ads from:

Bud: Never going to buy it specifically because of your ads
Coors: ZZZZ but your beer tastes like piss
Sam Adams: ZZZZ but your beer is, to borrow a phrase from the yutes, "mid"

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 01:29 PM (t0Rmr)

89 TBH I don't think I've ever seen an ad for the brands of beer I drink.

I dinna drink beer so I can say with certainty that no ad captures my brand.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2025 01:29 PM (ExV1e)

90 Count me in.

Posted by: Paco at August 07, 2025 01:29 PM (mADJX)

91 How do Sydney’s breasteses get affected by a new census?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 07, 2025 01:30 PM (AiNp4)

92
Quornelius Radford, a US army sergeant, has been accused of shooting five fellow soldiers at Fort Stewart in Georgia, one of the country’s largest military bases, on Wednesday. The army is investigating the shooting. According to his father, Radford, who is Black, had spoken about facing racism at the base and had been trying to get a transfer.

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He needed T.P. for his bunghole.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 07, 2025 01:30 PM (ufCEJ)

93 Keep costing the Dems legal fees to challenge the changes. Bankrupt them.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2025 01:27 PM


Fund raising IS down since I left the DNC, and USAID funding was cut, but mostly USAID funding being cut.

Posted by: David Hogg, Harvard graduate at August 07, 2025 01:30 PM (0sNs1)

94 Beer ads are selling an experience or a lifestyle or the like. So they show happy attractive people in appealing locations or attempt to be humorous.

There's a reason ugly fatasses didn't get ad work until DEI took over.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 07, 2025 01:30 PM (z5QST)

95 I'm not into beer, but you know I don't think I've seen any ads for Mount Gay rum...a favorite of mine...

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 07, 2025 01:30 PM (t0Rmr)

96 F those guys!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 07, 2025 01:30 PM (36PRH)

97 Tastes great!

More filled-out Swedish bikinis!

Drink responsibly!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2025 01:30 PM (wVcYX)

98 How do Sydney’s breasteses get affected by a new census?

Pretty sure they'll have to be counted by hand now

Posted by: Obligatory at August 07, 2025 01:31 PM (t0Rmr)

99 This is true for most products I buy.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 01:26 PM (t0Rmr)

Hah!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 01:31 PM (i24o9)

100 The answer to this problem is to put Robert Mueller in charge of a Blue Ribbon Census Commission.

Posted by: Dept. of Redundancy at August 07, 2025 01:31 PM (G5+As)

101 Here's a great beer ad -

https://youtu.be/hCOSejS1SSY

Posted by: Calamari & Scrambled Eggs at August 07, 2025 01:31 PM (Dv3i1)

102 I like the Sweeney add but it will not affect buying decisions.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at August 07, 2025 01:31 PM (SXxzC)

103 Relevant catchy tune.
Volbeat Still Counting.

https://tinyurl.com/2xkdfer2

Posted by: Reforger at August 07, 2025 01:31 PM (xcIvR)

104 I don't think I was even counted in the last census. I threw the egregiously long form in the trash and nobody ever showed up at my door.

Posted by: fd at August 07, 2025 01:31 PM (vFG9F)

105 I would love to see a real breakdown of how effective TV commercial type advertising is. I suspect the answer is not very...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 01:31 PM (t0Rmr)

106 President Trump, to Gov Abbott: "Hey, I've not heard any Democrat wailing and screeching lately. Can you give me a hand?"

Abbott: "Mid term redistricting work for you?"

President Trump: "Perfect. Let's see what happens!"

Abbott: "On it."

President Trump: "Wow, you seem to have struck the Texas Tea of politics!"

Abbott: "Glad I could help."

President Trump: "Okay, let's see about the census and redistricting nation wide!"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 07, 2025 01:32 PM (tT6L1)

107 The 'racism' being his superiors expecting him to follow orders and do as commanded by working where required.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 01:28 PM (Zz0t1)


I was once accused of racism in the Navy for refusing to sign off a qualification check for a guy who knew nothing about that subsystem.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2025 01:32 PM (ExV1e)

108 78 I saw an ad today for Donna's Pickle Beer.

Sounds disgusting.
Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 01:26 PM (3ek7K)

My wife drinks a pickle beer made by Martin House. I don't know what's wrong with her either.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 07, 2025 01:32 PM (z5QST)

109 I don't drink beer, but, if I did, it wouldn't be yours.

Posted by: Accomacis Augustus at August 07, 2025 01:32 PM (JY+81)

110 Congressional seats equal electoral college votes

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 07, 2025 01:32 PM (+O1VQ)

111
~bat-bat-bat,, BAT-BAT~

Posted by: Jasmine Crocketts' Eye Lashes at August 07, 2025 01:32 PM (5hfjS)

112 The ads for the beer I drink tend to feature large middle aged fat men wearing wife beaters and sitting in their BarcaLoungers watching reruns of Pawn Stars.

Fitting the lifestyle pretty well so far.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 07, 2025 01:32 PM (fz7Mb)

113 “According to his father, Radford, who is Black With A Capital B, had spoken about facing racism at the base and had been trying to get a transfer.”
——-

Great News, Dad! His transfer is guaranteed, now. Ft. Leavenworth, Kansas.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2025 01:32 PM (EbGPh)

114 In all seriousness, I wonder what the response rate of the Census forms actually is.

Me personally, I don't fill them out given my wariness of providing personal info to an agency that likely doesn't guard it very well.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 07, 2025 01:21 PM (fz7Mb)

*******

Fuck all that census bullshit. You start filling out censuses, you know what happens?

You get jury notices, traffic tickets, old ass warrants that just pop up out of nowhere.

Posted by: EFG (Leon Black is my brother from a different mother) at August 07, 2025 01:32 PM (BJg+D)

115 OT:

Sigh.

Every worthy organization, if it lasts long enough, eventually becomes a left-wing organization.

The latest example is FIRE (The Foundation for Individual Rights and Expression), which for years fought the good fight against campus speech codes, and other campus-related restrictions on speech.

Guess what their two big issues are now?

First:

Arguing that foreigners here on student visas, other visas, and green cards have a Constitutional free-speech right to support terrorist organizations, and that the US government can't deport them or take other actions in response to their support of terrorist organizations.

In the view of FIRE, if you can't deport US citizens for supporting Hamas, Hezbollah, or ISIS, then you can't deport someone here on a student visa for supporting Hamas, Hezbollah, or ISIS.

Madness.

Their other Big Issue is defending Harvard and other antisemitic institutions, arguing that the Trump Administration can't cut off funding to them, just because they are Jew-hating cesspools.

Harvard has "free speech" rights, you see.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 07, 2025 01:32 PM (xTIDn)

116 83 The 'racism' being his superiors expecting him to follow orders and do as commanded by working where required. - Sponge

I wonder how he got to be a sergeant (no I don't).

Posted by: Paco at August 07, 2025 01:32 PM (mADJX)

117 I like the Sweeney add but it will not affect buying decisions.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at August 07, 2025 01:31 PM (SXxzC)


I will, however, consider supporting them for having the balls to release the ad, then stand behind it when receiving leftist lunacy kickback.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)

118 84 Why does anybody agree to this legal fiction, the fairy tale that illegal aliens and foreign nationals must be allowed to queer our representative government?

They twist our founding documents to mean things they don’t mean, and pull shit out of their ass to include things never mentioned, much less intended."

It worked its way in because the Constitution said the Census should be of all "Persons' not all citizens. Of course this was worded this way because of slavery, but it never got addressed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2025 01:33 PM (uWKK8)

119 You may not have bought our beer, but you did, and still do, think about us.

Posted by: The Swedish Bikini Team at August 07, 2025 01:33 PM (0sNs1)

120 104 I don't think I was even counted in the last census. I threw the egregiously long form in the trash and nobody ever showed up at my door.

Posted by: fd at August 07, 2025 01:31 PM (vFG9F)

The only time getting shorted is a good thing...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2025 01:33 PM (ynpvh)

121 Just heard a loud boom, shook the house a bit, coming from the direction of Wallops launch facility.
Probably nothing

Posted by: Accomacis Augustus at August 07, 2025 01:33 PM (JY+81)

122 I lastly wonder if my day drinking is a problem.
Posted by: WitchDoktor
------------------------

Nah,, it's all good

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 07, 2025 01:33 PM (5hfjS)

123 Schmidts’s Gay
Classic!

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 07, 2025 01:33 PM (AiNp4)

124 Speaking of Sydney Sweeney and SNL ad parodies from back when it was still funny sometimes, here's "Bad Idea Jeans:"
https://youtu.be/mGfBEnBw01A

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 01:34 PM (6bTRc)

125 > Here's a great beer ad -
---

I knew which ad before I even clicked the link

Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2025 01:34 PM (AOsQT)

126 a Trump "census". It will be done in world record time and magically reveal the entire country is nothing but white repukes.

don't most undocumented immigrants avoid being recorded in the census?

The Census Bureau uses statistical models to estimate those who do not respond including non citizens. It can't be an exact count now because of nonresponse but the final census count comes as close as possible

considering how Trump really BLEW it for the last census... it was really one of his major fuck-ups, once you get past the way he bungled Covid.

It looks like his new strategy is to get the Commerce Dept to find all the illegal immigrants so they can report them to ICE, or scare them off so they aren't counted to hurt Blue states.

Exactly. If they aren't counted, Blue state counts go down causing less congressional seats. Besides the fact they will have more info to give to ICE. Either way they always have nefarious ulterior motives.

This Pew analysis from 2020 shows California, Texas & Florida would lose 1 seat each and Alabama, Ohio & Minnesota would gain 1 seat each if immigrants were removed.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 07, 2025 01:34 PM (JCZqz)

127 Wasn't it still the Trump Admin when the 2020 census took place? I mean, we all know the Deep State was ackshually running things, but it didn't become the [Hunter and Jill] Biden Admin til January 2021.
Posted by: screaming in digital at August 07, 2025 01:25 PM (7HoOO)
~~~~~

Yes, it was 2020, in the throes of the Covid mania. The census was delayed twice and finally finished up in 2021.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 07, 2025 01:34 PM (3ImbR)

128 Schaefer
is the
one beer to have
when you're having more than one!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2025 01:35 PM (wVcYX)

129 > The libtards will have a poofling shitfit


That is the great thing about Trump.

He literally does not give a fuck about leftist hissyfits.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 07, 2025 01:35 PM (qpyNK)

130 121 Just heard a loud boom, shook the house a bit, coming from the direction of Wallops launch facility.
Probably nothing

Posted by: Accomacis Augustus at August 07, 2025 01:33 PM (JY+81)

Sonic boom or sonic ka-boom?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2025 01:35 PM (ynpvh)

131 OT, but important.

I just received my Rawlings Bobby Bonilla edition baseball glove that was repaired by the people below. It was not cheap, but they did a fantastic job, considering it required a complete tear down to replace the inner leather palm.

https://gloverepairs.com/

Check them out if you need such a service.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 01:35 PM (i24o9)

132 Harvard has "free speech" rights, you see.



Absolutely. You have the right to scream Kill The Jews any way you wish. Loudly, softly, via printed material, online, whatever works for you.
- Harvard

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 07, 2025 01:36 PM (AiNp4)

133
That is the great thing about Trump.

He literally does not give a fuck about leftist hissyfits.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 07, 2025 01:35 PM (qpyNK)



He doesn't, but the fist full of RINO cuckf*cks will fubar everything he tries......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 01:36 PM (Zz0t1)

134 effective TV commercial type advertising is. "

It's quite effective. At keeping "news" from sniffing around.

Pharma ads anyone?

Posted by: man at August 07, 2025 01:36 PM (tubbA)

135 Willowed -
According to his father, Radford, who is Black, had spoken about facing racism at the base and had been trying to get a transfer.
-------

So who ordered the Code Red?

Posted by: Crusader at August 07, 2025 01:36 PM (TN0g+)

136 I don't drink beer.

I drink Malt Liquor.

Because I'm posh.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 07, 2025 01:36 PM (gzL+K)

137 It worked its way in because the Constitution said the Census should be of all "Persons' not all citizens. Of course this was worded this way because of slavery, but it never got addressed.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2025 01:33 PM (uWKK

———

Yet another way Southern slave owners screwed over their posterity. Their immediate financial interests were their guiding star.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 07, 2025 01:36 PM (Ae/Cf)

138 You gotta start in the morning if you wanna drink all day.

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at August 07, 2025 01:37 PM (mKOAe)

139
https://gloverepairs.com/

Check them out if you need such a service.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 01:35 PM (i24o9)



Located in California.

Such a shame.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 01:37 PM (Zz0t1)

140 Trump's second term is to always be fighting and pushing the ball forward. Redistricting, new census. Just all offense.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at August 07, 2025 01:37 PM (sX1BW)

141 Their other Big Issue is defending Harvard and other antisemitic institutions, arguing that the Trump Administration can't cut off funding to them, just because they are Jew-hating cesspools.

Harvard has "free speech" rights, you see.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 07, 2025 01:32 PM (xTIDn)
++++
Indeed it does. And it is welcome to be as hateful as it pleases.

On it's own dime.

The Left has been using access to taxpayer money as a cudgel to push its agenda for at least a century. I have no qualms about running with the ball. They started this game, and they can play by its rules.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 01:37 PM (6bTRc)

142 126
...
Exactly. If they aren't counted, Blue state counts go down causing less congressional seats. Besides the fact they will have more info to give to ICE. Either way they always have nefarious ulterior motives.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 07, 2025 01:34 PM (JCZqz)

How's that a bad thing? Oh, that's right, they're dems, socialists, fascists, and commies, BIRM...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2025 01:37 PM (ynpvh)

143 I don't drink beer.

I drink Malt Liquor.

Because I'm posh.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 07, 2025 01:36 PM (gzL+K)



I don't drink Brass Monkey.

Like to be funky.

Nick name Eazy E yo 8-ball junkie.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 01:37 PM (Zz0t1)

144 SNL "Mom Jeans"

https://youtu.be/2aVxNH6iN9I

Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2025 01:38 PM (AOsQT)

145 Exactly. If they [ illegals] aren't counted, Blue state counts go down causing less congressional seats. Besides the fact they will have more info to give to ICE. Either way they always have nefarious ulterior motives.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 07, 2025 01:34 PM (JCZqz)

Oh no. They are on to us.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 01:38 PM (i24o9)

146 Trump can and should fight the question of counting illegals in the courts, but he' got an easy out if he wants it.

No guessing at the number of illegals. They have to be counted.

And each census worker on this detail will have an ICE agent assigned with him. If someone identifies as an illegal you immediately deport.

After a few cases of this illegals will not allow themselves to be counted.

--------------

Excellent idea.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at August 07, 2025 01:38 PM (sX1BW)

147 > Harvard has "free speech" rights, you see.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 07, 2025 01:32 PM (xTIDn)

Harvard DOES have free speech rights.

But not on the public dime.

Federal funding is not, and has never been, a "right".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 07, 2025 01:38 PM (qpyNK)

148 Fuck all that census bullshit. You start filling out censuses, you know what happens?
You get jury notices, traffic tickets, old ass warrants that just pop up out of nowhere.
Posted by: EFG (Leon Black is my brother from a different mother) at August 07, 2025 01:32 PM (BJg+D)
~~~~~

Most states use driver's licenses for jury duty.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 07, 2025 01:38 PM (3ImbR)

149 >>Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 01:35 PM (i24o9)


Nice. My Davel Lopes Wilson Glove is in amazing condition. Apparently all that Lamb Fat did the trick.

Posted by: garrett at August 07, 2025 01:38 PM (L2IqH)

150 Trump tried to return the illegal aliens to their homes or send them to third country prisons, but the blue states fought against their removal. Those states should not get additional representation because they are harboring large numbers of fugitives in their failed states.

Posted by: Oglebay at August 07, 2025 01:38 PM (2ap+5)

151 just received my Rawlings Bobby Bonilla edition baseball glove"

Huh. It's not July 1st again...

Posted by: man at August 07, 2025 01:38 PM (tubbA)

152 Exactly. If they aren't counted, Blue state counts go down causing less congressional seats. Besides the fact they will have more info to give to ICE. Either way they always have nefarious ulterior motives.


"fewer" you socialist dumbass

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 07, 2025 01:38 PM (Pv3Rg)

153 Low rumble then kaboom

Posted by: Accomacis Augustus at August 07, 2025 01:38 PM (JY+81)

154
Pharma ads anyone?
Posted by: man at August 07, 2025 01:36 PM (tubbA)



Pharma ads tell me one thing:

They sure can cause the F*CK out of cancer, but can't cure 'em.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 01:38 PM (Zz0t1)

155 ... Exactly. If they aren't counted, Blue state counts go down causing less congressional seats. Besides the fact they will have more info to give to ICE. Either way they always have nefarious ulterior motives. ...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 07, 2025 01:34 PM (JCZqz)
++++
"I want an honest count of citizens for the fair apportionment of representatives" is a "nefarious, ulterior motive." Classic.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 01:39 PM (6bTRc)

156 "I feel sorry for people who don't drink, because when they wake up in the morning that's as good as they're going to feel for the rest of the day."

-The Chairman of the Board

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 07, 2025 01:39 PM (gzL+K)

157 The Left could corrupt anything.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 01:39 PM (I7DM/)

158 "According to his father, Radford, who is Black, had spoken about facing racism at the base and had been trying to get a transfer."

Neighbors say he was just turning his life around and on his way home from Bible study.

Posted by: Local media at August 07, 2025 01:39 PM (mKOAe)

159 Google could give a census count in a few minutes. It knows everything about everyone. Simple count would do the trick.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 07, 2025 01:39 PM (AiNp4)

160 I thought maybe a tool off gate slamming but the timbre was to low.

Posted by: Accomack at August 07, 2025 01:40 PM (JY+81)

161 148 Fuck all that census bullshit. You start filling out censuses, you know what happens?
You get jury notices, traffic tickets, old ass warrants that just pop up out of nowhere.
Posted by: EFG (Leon Black is my brother from a different mother) at August 07, 2025 01:32 PM (BJg+D)
~~~~~

Most states use driver's licenses for jury duty.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 07, 2025 01:38 PM (3ImbR)

and voter rolls, although getting the dead to show up for jury duty is a hard push.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2025 01:40 PM (ynpvh)

162 Located in California.

Such a shame.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 01:37 PM (Zz0t1)

Yeah, there are others out there. I can't vouch for their work. But the concept of rebuilding an old glove is viable, based on my experience with these guys.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 01:40 PM (i24o9)

163 I feel as though I have been miscounted!
Posted by: Weasel at August 07, 2025 01:17 PM


The X-count doesn't lie, sorry. I know you hoped for 100-10x, but you'll have to settle for 97-9x. I think regular readers of the GT know which shot cost you the 2 points.

Alibi denied.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 07, 2025 01:40 PM (0sNs1)

164 "According to his father, Radford, who is Black, had spoken about facing racism at the base and had been trying to get a transfer."




Platoonmate: He was a quiet guy, kept mostly to himself.

Reporter: Do you think he did it?

Platoonmate: Oh yeah, killing whitey was all he ever talked about.

Posted by: toby928 at August 07, 2025 01:41 PM (jc0TO)

165 Just get one of the AIs to do it. What could go wrong?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2025 01:41 PM (wVcYX)

166 The Left could corrupt anything.
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 01:39 PM (I7DM/)



You misspelled 'corrupts everything.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 01:41 PM (Zz0t1)

167 138 You gotta start in the morning if you wanna drink all day.
Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff

I heard the cackle at her own joke upon reading the nic

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 07, 2025 01:41 PM (Dv3i1)

168 Howdy y'all

Posted by: OkJohn at August 07, 2025 01:41 PM (HRuex)

169 Their immediate financial interests were their guiding star."

Yep. That cotton was awesome. Until brits started planting in Egypt...

Posted by: man at August 07, 2025 01:41 PM (tubbA)

170 roll off container you bint

Posted by: Accomack at August 07, 2025 01:41 PM (JY+81)

171 Google could give a census count in a few minutes. It knows everything about everyone. Simple count would do the trick.

Joe Smith lives alone as 123 Main Street Podunk Ohio

He is a registered R

He has zero arrests

He likes to watch women's volleyball and the NFL

He is subscribed to these Only Fans creators [redacted]

etc...

Posted by: The google census at August 07, 2025 01:41 PM (t0Rmr)

172 >>> 35 We'll see if something is actually done about it.

The libtards will have a poofling shitfit if anyone even ATTEMPTS to recount or change the methods.

I mean, Texas is gerrymandering mid census decade, which isn't the first time it's been done, but they're calling for a f*cking constitutional convention because of it, nearly.

F*CK cancer AND the left. They both should die a horrible, miserable death for destroying society.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 01:20 PM (Zz0t1)

About that... someone did some math:
https://is.gd/nvtXhX
@WallStreetApes
The real reason Democrats are afraid of gerrymandering. This breakdown ends the Democrat Party

"This is why Democrats are so scared of gerrymandering. Because every blue state is already gerrymandered to the maximum possible extent. ....."

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 01:41 PM (ULPxl)

173 "If you ain't eating Wham, you ain't eating ham!"

Posted by: Gussie at August 07, 2025 01:41 PM (G5+As)

174
Yeah, there are others out there. I can't vouch for their work. But the concept of rebuilding an old glove is viable, based on my experience with these guys.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 01:40 PM (i24o9)



I just hope they can stay in business out there in the land of "f*ck you, pay me."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 01:41 PM (Zz0t1)

175 Children of color must not be undercounted because of there color.

Posted by: Mary Cloggistein from Brattleboro, Vt at August 07, 2025 01:41 PM (vL1lZ)

176 TBH I don't think I've ever seen an ad for the brands of beer I drink.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 01:23 PM (t0Rmr)

When I was poor I drank Hops 'n Shit. Never even saw a park bench advertisement.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 07, 2025 01:42 PM (g8Ew8)

177 Of course this was worded this way because of slavery, but it never got addressed.

Bullshit, it’s being “addressed” by purposefully being ignored. Any damn fool knows this is bullshit and always has been. Americans have been screaming bloody murder for 50 years on this nonsense.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2025 01:42 PM (37PXt)

178 "The fix was in."

Serious question: When has it not?

It's not some 60:40 Democrat:Republican advantage on issues. I can't think of any scenario where the Republicans (and forget Conservatives) have had a designed advantage in institutional operations and Federal practices. You name it, the Democrat party has leveraged an unfair gain. Republicans "get ahead" purely by accident.

It would seem only the legitimate, brute force of Trump and his team have pushed back with any determination that which DC has controlled and handed to the DNC for generations. Trump did that after getting screwed 10 ways to Sunday by the Bipartisan Borg.

Posted by: AnonybotymousDrivel at August 07, 2025 01:42 PM (gLikB)

179 It worked its way in because the Constitution said the Census should be of all "Persons' not all citizens. Of course this was worded this way because of slavery, but it never got addressed.
Posted by: Tom Servo


-------------
So commies don't count.

Posted by: Rafal Ganowicz at August 07, 2025 01:42 PM (78A15)

180 "If you ain't eating Wham, you ain't eating ham!"
Posted by: Gussie at August 07, 2025 01:41 PM (G5+As)



Blee' dat!

Posted by: Zombie George Michael at August 07, 2025 01:42 PM (Zz0t1)

181 I haven't received a jury duty notice ever since the last time ten years ago when I told them the guy was probably guilty because police don't arrest innocent people.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 07, 2025 01:42 PM (gzL+K)

182 Fosters. Brewed in Texas. Oil cans are the only cans for me.
I also drink a local brew occasionally when I feel wealthy.

Posted by: Reforger at August 07, 2025 01:42 PM (xcIvR)

183 Low rumble then kaboom
Posted by: Accomacis Augustus
---------------------

Yeah, that's the sound I make just before landing

Posted by: flyin' green dildo at August 07, 2025 01:43 PM (5hfjS)

184 The Constitution calls for, and I quote, "an actual Enumeration" in the census -- an actual physical counting. It does not permit "statistical sampling..."
---------

I'm not sure that's practical. How does one avoid statistical sampling when the population size exceeds 300 million?

Posted by: Crusader at August 07, 2025 01:43 PM (TN0g+)

185 SCOTUS has held that counting of "persons" or voters - which now differs by state - is subject to the Constitution OF THAT STATE... HI counts only voters. TX counts everyone. Discussion below, including most recent case, Evenwell.

http://tiny.cc/u3wq001

Posted by: Alexander Scipio at August 07, 2025 01:43 PM (029Oi)

186
Reminder: President Trump wwnted to count only citizens in last Censu but they wouldn't allow it.

Then the bullshit fake "pandemic" occurred and totally derailed the Trump Admin from doing anything.

Posted by: Soothsayer is Mathin' like jazzy crockett at August 07, 2025 01:43 PM (JTzD+)

187 Children of color must not be undercounted because of there color.
Posted by: Mary Cloggistein from Brattleboro, Vt at August 07, 2025 01:41 PM (vL1lZ)



Stop socking Mary.

Everyone knows she can't spell 'color.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)

188 According to his father, Radford, who is Black"

*looks at pic of suspect *

No s***, Sherlock. Never could've guessed.

Posted by: man at August 07, 2025 01:44 PM (tubbA)

189 Never mind accuracy - this busty bikini blonde just wishes an *honest* census was within the realm of possibility:
http://tiny.cc/v3wq001

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 01:44 PM (6bTRc)

190 183 Low rumble then kaboom
Posted by: Accomacis Augustus
---------------------

Yeah, that's the sound I make just before landing

Posted by: flyin' green dildo at August 07, 2025 01:43 PM (5hfjS)

I saw Flying Green Dildos front for the WNBA at the Staples Center in '25...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2025 01:44 PM (ynpvh)

191 It worked its way in because the Constitution said the Census should be of all "Persons' not all citizens. Of course this was worded this way because of slavery, but it never got addressed.

-------------

Of course, no one disputes that visitors, including those with visas are not to be counted, who actually have a legal right to be present in our country.

So no, persons in this context does not mean illegal aliens who have no right to be in our country. To think otherwise is absurd.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at August 07, 2025 01:44 PM (sX1BW)

192 Bring a green dildo with you to jury duty.
And tie an onion to your belt.

Posted by: Grandpa Simpson at August 07, 2025 01:44 PM (mKOAe)

193 My Davel Lopes Wilson Glove is in amazing condition. Apparently all that Lamb Fat did the trick.

Posted by: garrett at August 07, 2025 01:38 PM (L2IqH)

Makes sense, an animal fat on animal hide. I use mink oil on ours, and it tends to keep them in good condition, without stiffening them up.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 01:44 PM (i24o9)

194 Fosters. Brewed in Texas. Oil cans are the only cans for me.
I also drink a local brew occasionally when I feel wealthy.
Posted by: Reforger at August 07, 2025 01:42 PM (xcIvR)



Sat near some Aussies on a flight once. They called that stuff 'pure piss.'

I actually drink it on occasion, but usually only when eating at Outback Steakhouse.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 01:44 PM (Zz0t1)

195 Census comment:

Shortly after buying a place in WV in 2010 I was visited by a census taker. Why? Because our address popped up on some list and nobody had ever been counted at that place. So, they sent someone out. To see who was there.

And, believe it or not, if they were legal.

A very surreal thing, given that we are so far off the beaten trail and for all practical purposes, invisible.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2025 01:45 PM (Q4IgG)

196 Rerunning the Census is a good idea, just so everyone can see how corrupt the process has been. But reapportionment, the rebalancing of house seats between the States, can only be done once every 10 years, no matter how flawed the census was. Hopefully next reapportionment will be in place in time for the '32 elections.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2025 01:45 PM (uWKK8)

197 Bratleboro is one of the blandest shitholes in New England.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 01:45 PM (t0Rmr)

198 Never mind accuracy - this busty bikini blonde just wishes an *honest* census was within the realm of possibility:
http://tiny.cc/v3wq001

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 01:44 PM (6bTRc)

Very nice.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 01:45 PM (i24o9)

199 I'm not sure that's practical. How does one avoid statistical sampling when the population size exceeds 300 million?
Posted by: Crusader at August 07, 2025 01:43 PM (TN0g+)
++++
Local and state governments do it every election night.
Banks do it for all of their hundreds of millions of customers.
The federal government does it every year for taxes and social security.
The post office routes mail with a high degree of accuracy to every address in the country.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 01:45 PM (6bTRc)

200 it seem that it is constitutional to conduct a census more often than once per decade (assuming congressional funding approval, which I find unlikely)....... however, a new census DOES NOT trigger new reapportionment of Congressional Districts.......... look at Article I, Section II of the Constitution.......... Congress apportions Congressional Districts...... not the President.....and Congress does the apportioning once every ten years....... no matter how many census (censi? censuses?) are conducted during the decade.......... Congressional District apportioning is a core LEGISLATIVE BRANCH constitutional function, not an Executive Branch function, (whereas conducting a census is an executive branch function because Congress gave that responsibility to conduct a census to the Executive Branch in US Code Title 13)...... so what exactly is the purpose of a new census?????

I am not a lawyer, but I can read! What do the constitutional lawyers here say?

Posted by: Monica at August 07, 2025 01:46 PM (kfQcw)

201 Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 07, 2025 01:40 PM (0sNs1)
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It certainly was a low point,

Posted by: Weasel at August 07, 2025 01:46 PM (13bqY)

202 184 The Constitution calls for, and I quote, "an actual Enumeration" in the census -- an actual physical counting. It does not permit "statistical sampling..."
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I'm not sure that's practical. How does one avoid statistical sampling when the population size exceeds 300 million?

Posted by: Crusader at August 07, 2025 01:43 PM (TN0g+)

Just (DON'T) Do It!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2025 01:46 PM (ynpvh)

203 >>Low rumble then kaboom


That's a portion of an Ace's Morning Haiku.

Posted by: garrett at August 07, 2025 01:46 PM (L2IqH)

204 I vaguely recall a rumor in HS that green M&Ms made people horny...wonder if the same is true for WNBA dildos?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 01:46 PM (t0Rmr)

205 what are the odds of them overcounting in the Democrats' favor by millions?

Oh yeah. About 170%.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 01:46 PM (dfIr7)

206 Why do mistakes only happen in 1 direction? And for the love of all that is holy, when will my neighbor be finished remodeling his 4 year old house? Surely they have run out of rooms? It’s just 2 of them….

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 01:46 PM (p4NUW)

207 Of course this was worded this way because of slavery, but it never got addressed.

Bullshit, it’s being “addressed” by purposefully being ignored. It just slipped their mind? Woopsie, lookie here!! Nonsense, this is a purposeful deliberate strategy of deconstructing the U.S.A.

The SCOTUS claimed illegal aliens are entitled to public schools. They should have been impeached for that bit of sophistry.

Any damn fool knows this is bullshit and always has been. Americans have been screaming bloody murder for 50 years on this nonsense. A “Citizen” is a Chump now. They’ve elevated non-citizens as superior. It is absurd. The founders would have been stackin’ bodies by now jus’ sayin’.

They pull outrageous shit on America, and then call anyone who is outraged an “Extremist”. It is dirty pool of the worst sort, and illegal as hell.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2025 01:47 PM (RZn4N)

208 "If you ain't eating Wham, you ain't eating ham!"
Posted by: Gussie at August 07, 2025 01:41 PM (G5+As)

I get that reference.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2025 01:47 PM (wVcYX)

209 By the way if you have been following the debacle of the engagement ring on Twixxer reported on yesterday... its gotten even worse.

Its so bad I am wondering if maybe women should just avoid political punditry entirely. Good God in heaven show us mercy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 01:47 PM (dfIr7)

210 This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Clawlike fingernails on the busty bikini blonde at August 07, 2025 01:47 PM (mKOAe)

211 I just hope they can stay in business out there in the land of "f*ck you, pay me."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 01:41 PM (Zz0t1)

Paid by Venmo. I imagine there is probably a lot of cash discounts going on there, considering how much baseball goes on in CA.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 01:47 PM (i24o9)

212 >>Makes sense, an animal fat on animal hide. I use mink oil on ours, and it tends to keep them in good condition, without stiffening them up.


Mink Oil works.

Apparently, Lamb Fat and Low Heat worked even better as my George Brett glove was done in Mink Oil and it eventually dried out...but, we're talking decades.

Posted by: garrett at August 07, 2025 01:48 PM (L2IqH)

213 Rerunning the Census is a good idea, just so everyone can see how corrupt the process has been. But reapportionment, the rebalancing of house seats between the States, can only be done once every 10 years, no matter how flawed the census was. Hopefully next reapportionment will be in place in time for the '32 elections.

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Stay on offense.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at August 07, 2025 01:48 PM (sX1BW)

214
Paid by Venmo. I imagine there is probably a lot of cash discounts going on there, considering how much baseball goes on in CA.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 01:47 PM (i24o9)



"I still get my half."

- -- - - - - - Governor Gavin Newsom

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 01:48 PM (Zz0t1)

215 >That is the great thing about Trump.

He literally does not give a fuck about leftist hissyfits.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
----

He's got nothing to lose now
he can be a loose cannon
swing for the fences
the future is now

Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2025 01:48 PM (AOsQT)

216 203 >>Low rumble then kaboom


That's a portion of an Ace's Morning Haiku.

Posted by: garrett at August 07, 2025 01:46 PM (L2IqH)

I thought eating Kaboom! preceded the low rumble...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2025 01:48 PM (ynpvh)

217 So we can tell the text "actual enumeration" to go screw since we are modern people.
But when it comes to the word "persons" everyone is suddenly a textualist.

BTW, the census is a massive grift where millions of worthless Dem scum are hired and overpaid to forge documents. We should have them do something useful like paint our sheds or clean out the garage if they are going to just make up numbers anyway.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at August 07, 2025 01:48 PM (78A15)

218 Low rumble then kaboom
Posted by: Accomacis Augustus
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Happens out at the Morton Thiokol facility all of the time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 07, 2025 01:49 PM (XeU6L)

219 The Constitution calls for, and I quote, "an actual Enumeration" in the census -- an actual physical counting. It does not permit "statistical sampling..."
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I'm not sure that's practical. How does one avoid statistical sampling when the population size exceeds 300 million?


Tough. There's no "Here's the rule, unless it's really hard" codicil. If they can't do it according to the Constitution, it's time for an amendment.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2025 01:49 PM (Riz8t)

220 pbho moved them from Commerce directly under the White House."

Yep. And what flows downhill?
Posted by: man

Blame?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 07, 2025 01:49 PM (Lgotk)

221
They pull outrageous shit on America, and then call anyone who is outraged an “Extremist”. It is dirty pool of the worst sort, and illegal as hell.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2025 01:47 PM (RZn4N)



You asked for it.......


https://youtu.be/Z95VE2dnKzU

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)

222 The actual Enumeration shall be made within three Years after the first Meeting of the Congress of the United States, and within every subsequent Term of ten Years, in such Manner as they shall by Law direct.


I read that as a maximum of 10 years between census and nothing about reapportionment except as provided by law. What does the law currently say?

Posted by: toby928 at August 07, 2025 01:50 PM (jc0TO)

223 I already knew that Pearl was a messed up screwhag, but the others have just dived deep in to the awful.

But one of the most disturbing things is the attestation from multiple sources that Turning Point USA parties are basically Diddy Parties full of perversion, debauchery, and sexual excess.

I mean, this does go a ways explaining why some "conservative" organizations are so bad about socially conservative issues but damnation.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 01:50 PM (dfIr7)

224 Never mind accuracy - this busty bikini blonde just wishes an *honest* census was within the realm of possibility:
http://tiny.cc/v3wq001
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 01:44 PM (6bTRc)

Very nice.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 01:45 PM


Mom says she's not natively blonde. I'm not sure what that means.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 07, 2025 01:50 PM (0sNs1)

225 Sat near some Aussies on a flight once. They called that stuff 'pure piss.'

I actually drink it on occasion, but usually only when eating at Outback Steakhouse.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 01:44 PM (Zz0t1)

All the Aussies I used to hire when I worked in the ski industry drank Corona and ate Vegemite so no accounting for taste.
Yahoo Serious did a documentary about how Australian beer got invented.

Posted by: Reforger at August 07, 2025 01:50 PM (xcIvR)

226 Wait a damn second here:

This deserves charges against the offending parties. Let's not forget that if you misrepresent yourself on the Census you are introduced to Title 13, United States Code, Section 221 & False Statements Act (18 U.S.C. Section 1001). This can include a $5,000 fine. The latter can include fines and prison time.

Purposeful Misrepresentation: The law focuses on willfully providing false information, implying intent to deceive. That's what was done by the Census Bureau. What's good for the goose is good for the political partisan career hacks.

Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2025 01:51 PM (dIske)

227 I'm not sure that's practical. How does one avoid statistical sampling when the population size exceeds 300 million?

Posted by: Crusader -

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Like elections, these things scale beautifully if done right.

So what number is countable? 1 million? OK, do that 300 times.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at August 07, 2025 01:51 PM (78A15)

228 pbho moved them from Commerce directly under the White House."

Yep. And what flows downhill?
Posted by: man

Blame?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 07, 2025 01:49 PM (Lgotk)

Communism?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 01:51 PM (i24o9)

229 Most states use driver's licenses for jury duty.
Posted by: IrishEi at August 07, 2025 01:38 PM (3ImbR)

and voter rolls, although getting the dead to show up for jury duty is a hard push.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2025 01:40 PM (ynpvh)

******

Your comments are based on *facts* and *knowledge* and *reality*.

Mine is based of of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOU3aOqTGRM

Posted by: EFG (Leon Black is my brother from a different mother) at August 07, 2025 01:51 PM (BJg+D)

230 >>Never mind accuracy - this busty bikini blonde just wishes an *honest* census was within the realm of possibility:
http://tiny.cc/v3wq001


Lip Fillers

Posted by: garrett at August 07, 2025 01:51 PM (L2IqH)

231 They can’t run on their record. It’s too slimy.

Posted by: Eromero at August 07, 2025 01:51 PM (jgmnb)

232 224 Never mind accuracy - this busty bikini blonde just wishes an *honest* census was within the realm of possibility:
http://tiny.cc/v3wq001
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 01:44 PM (6bTRc)

Very nice.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 01:45 PM

Mom says she's not natively blonde. I'm not sure what that means.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 07, 2025 01:50 PM (0sNs1)

Something about carpets and drapes...but what do I know? I've never worked at that kind of store.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2025 01:51 PM (ynpvh)

233 I'm not sure that's practical. How does one avoid statistical sampling when the population size exceeds 300 million?

Tough. There's no "Here's the rule, unless it's really hard" codicil. If they can't do it according to the Constitution, it's time for an amendment.

----------------

Why would it be harder to do an actual enumeration now than it was 250 years ago? Shouldn't it actually be easier? Yes, you probably need more people to do such enumeration, but the actual counting should be simpler. It is much easier to reach people now.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at August 07, 2025 01:51 PM (sX1BW)

234 There PDT goes again, being a fascisty McFascist. Will his dictatorial insistence on government agencies doing their jobs correctly and not defrauding the American people out of proper representation in Congress never cease?

Posted by: He's just so Nazi! at August 07, 2025 01:52 PM (KOE6H)

235 A very surreal thing, given that we are so far off the beaten trail and for all practical purposes, invisible.
_-_-_
I am also quite difficult to locate, but they ALWAYS manage it. No statistical sampling needed.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 07, 2025 01:52 PM (vd6bO)

236 Happens out at the Morton Thiokol facility all of the time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 07, 2025 01:49 PM (XeU6L)

Yeah. That wouldn't worry me at all. I'm sure they have that seal thing down by now.

Posted by: Reforger at August 07, 2025 01:52 PM (xcIvR)

237 By the way if you have been following the debacle of the engagement ring on Twixxer reported on yesterday... its gotten even worse.

Its so bad I am wondering if maybe women should just avoid political punditry entirely. Good God in heaven show us mercy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 01:47 PM (dfIr7)
_____

It's being cheered on by leftwing rag-shit media as some kind of "MAGA fight," but I doubt that. Seems like a bunch of bitter THOTs shitting on each other. I'll bet there was prior bad blood between them.

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 07, 2025 01:52 PM (iFTx/)

238 Why would it be harder to do an actual enumeration now than it was 250 years ago? Shouldn't it actually be easier? Yes, you probably need more people to do such enumeration, but the actual counting should be simpler. It is much easier to reach people now.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at August 07, 2025 01:51 PM (sX1BW)
++++
And databases make counting and correlating *really* easy. There are in fact things that computers are pretty damn good at, and this is one of them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 01:52 PM (6bTRc)

239 Trump also wants illegal aliens excluded from the count, which is a heavier lift.
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It is. And he should know that's not how it's done (sad to say).

Also, 5 is mistakes all one way is enemy action.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 01:53 PM (krQz2)

240 Sgt Radford at his future parole hearing:

*singing*

I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see
Get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see
'Cause when I kill all the whiteys I see
Then whitey won't be bothering me
I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2025 01:53 PM (wVcYX)

241 Let this sink in. Democrats don’t count on elections or democratic process to win. They count on manipulating the process through gerrrymandering, subverting the census count and undermining the electoral process.

Ask yourself- why dont they want to clean up voters rolls? Why are they against paper ballots? Why are they counting votes after Election Day?

The answer is is that if Democrats had to rely on a system that wasn’t manipulated, there would be about 10 in Congress.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 07, 2025 01:53 PM (Z6UNg)

242 It's being cheered on by leftwing rag-shit media as some kind of "MAGA fight," but I doubt that. Seems like a bunch of bitter THOTs shitting on each other. I'll bet there was prior bad blood between them.
Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 07, 2025 01:52 PM (iFTx/)
++++
I think that by time you reach "bitter THOT," then you can take "prior bad blood" as a given.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 01:53 PM (6bTRc)

243 Fosters. Brewed in Texas. Oil cans are the only cans for me.
I also drink a local brew occasionally when I feel wealthy.
Posted by: Reforger at August 07, 2025 01:42 PM

===

Sat near some Aussies on a flight once. They called that stuff 'pure piss.'

I actually drink it on occasion, but usually only when eating at Outback Steakhouse.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 01:44 PM


Do NOT suggest to NZFrank that he consume Foster's or Toohees beer.

My doing so resulted in considerable amusement to a vast majority of Gub Thread readers once.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 07, 2025 01:54 PM (0sNs1)

244 Article I, Section II also says "The Number of Representatives shall not exceed one for every thirty Thousand"

currently we have about 1 representative for every 700K...... how is that legal????? or is this one of those things where SCOTUS has determined that nobody has standing to challenge?

Posted by: Monica at August 07, 2025 01:54 PM (kfQcw)

245 Sgt Radford at his future parole hearing:

*singing*

I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see
Get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see
'Cause when I kill all the whiteys I see
Then whitey won't be bothering me
I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2025 01:53 PM (wVcYX)



I'm gonna C - I - L - L my landlord.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)

246 Seems like a bunch of bitter THOTs shitting on each other. I'll bet there was prior bad blood between them.

Honestly I don't think some women need a reason.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 01:54 PM (dfIr7)

247 Mom says she's not natively blonde. I'm not sure what that means.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 07, 2025 01:50 PM (0sNs1)

Something about carpets and drapes...but what do I know? I've never worked at that kind of store.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2025 01:51 PM (ynpvh)

This bears further investigation. I volunteer as tribute.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 01:54 PM (i24o9)

248 I'm sure they have that seal thing down by now."

Blow me

Posted by: seal (not the singer) at August 07, 2025 01:54 PM (tubbA)

249 240 Sgt Radford at his future parole hearing:

*singing*

I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see
Get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see
'Cause when I kill all the whiteys I see
Then whitey won't be bothering me
I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2025 01:53 PM (wVcYX)

This guy is making me nervous.

Posted by: White woman wearing a navy blue sweater at August 07, 2025 01:54 PM (KOE6H)

250 Never mind accuracy - this busty bikini blonde just wishes an *honest* census was within the realm of possibility:
http://tiny.cc/v3wq001
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 01:44 PM (6bTRc)

Very nice.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 01:45 PM

Mom says she's not natively blonde. I'm not sure what that means.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 07, 2025 01:50 PM (0sNs1)

Something about carpets and drapes...but what do I know? I've never worked at that kind of store.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2025 01:51 PM (ynpvh)
________

Something very weird and ugly with her hands. I'll bet there's a LOT of photoshop involved in this pic.

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 07, 2025 01:55 PM (iFTx/)

251
Do NOT suggest to NZFrank that he consume Foster's or Toohees beer.

My doing so resulted in considerable amusement to a vast majority of Gub Thread readers once.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 07, 2025 01:54 PM (0sNs1)



Well, he's not Australian, so.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)

252 pbho moved them from Commerce directly under the White House."

Yep. And what flows downhill?
Posted by: man

Blame?
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 07, 2025 01:49 PM (Lgotk)

Well, hope floats.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2025 01:55 PM (wVcYX)

253 The actual Enumeration shall be made within three Years after the first Meeting of the Congress of the United States, and within every subsequent Term of ten Years, in such Manner as they shall by Law direct.


--

I'm reading that as the apportionment doesn't have to be time phased at ten years, only that it take place sometime within ten years after the last apportionment.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 07, 2025 01:55 PM (cIOlQ)

254
Attractive women in bikini in picture above looks slightly PO'ed that she had to get into a bikini every time she wants to express her conservative political opinions😉

This attractive rather busty woman who is both conservative and assertive and is wearing a pretty and modest dress , is just glad she doesn't have to wear beach attire everytime she she wants to give an opinion :

http://tiny.cc/v3wq001

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2025 01:55 PM (ra16W)

255 All of these late discoveries make us look bad.
Impeach 47!

Posted by: GOP at August 07, 2025 01:56 PM (/U5Yz)

256 And databases make counting and correlating *really* easy. There are in fact things that computers are pretty damn good at, and this is one of them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 01:52 PM (6bTRc)
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Yup. That number sitting in that table can be any number you want it to be.

It's that easy.

It's harder these days because it's so easy to come up with a number, people can try to make it the number they want. And the Democrats are about power and they have the will to make that number what they want if they can get away with it.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 01:56 PM (krQz2)

257
This attractive rather busty woman who is both conservative and assertive and is wearing a pretty and modest dress , is just glad she doesn't have to wear beach attire everytime she she wants to give an opinion :

http://tiny.cc/v3wq001
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2025 01:55 PM (ra16W)



Best copy/paste error ever.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)

258 This attractive rather busty woman who is both conservative and assertive and is wearing a pretty and modest dress , is just glad she doesn't have to wear beach attire everytime she she wants to give an opinion :

http://tiny.cc/v3wq001


If that's a modest bikini I'd like to see an immodest one...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 01:56 PM (t0Rmr)

259 Get em, Trump

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 07, 2025 01:57 PM (xcxpd)

260 Since 1913, the number of voting representatives has been at 435 pursuant to the Apportionment Act of 1911. You may now continue.

Posted by: @SOEarpiece at August 07, 2025 01:57 PM (jc0TO)

261 This attractive rather busty woman who is both conservative and assertive and is wearing a pretty and modest dress , is just glad she doesn't have to wear beach attire everytime she she wants to give an opinion :

http://tiny.cc/v3wq001
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2025 01:55 PM (ra16W)
++++
LOL.

Might wanna double-check your link, Fen

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 01:57 PM (6bTRc)

262 Trump also wants illegal aliens excluded from the count, which is a heavier lift.

Yeah I think that's a fight he cannot win, but I do think he can win the argument that illegals cannot and should not be counted for representation.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 01:57 PM (dfIr7)

263 It's being cheered on by leftwing rag-shit media as some kind of "MAGA fight," but I doubt that. Seems like a bunch of bitter THOTs shitting on each other. I'll bet there was prior bad blood between them.

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 07, 2025 01:52 PM (iFTx/)

They should settle it like mature women and strip down to bras and panties and enter the kiddie pool of jello for an ultimate determination of righteousness.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 01:57 PM (i24o9)

264 Democrats manipulated the census and are now counting on their fifth column, the courts, to keep it in place.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 07, 2025 01:57 PM (Z6UNg)

265 I know paper tickets are no longer around, but there was always a disclaimer on them stating that the buyer assumed all risks from being hit by balls, bats, anything resulting from playing baseball.
Does the WNBA have a similar immunity from flying dildos?

Posted by: Lion's Den Adult Emporium at August 07, 2025 01:57 PM (G5+As)

266 254
Attractive women in bikini in picture above looks slightly PO'ed that she had to get into a bikini every time she wants to express her conservative political opinions😉

This attractive rather busty woman who is both conservative and assertive and is wearing a pretty and modest dress , is just glad she doesn't have to wear beach attire everytime she she wants to give an opinion :

http://tiny.cc/v3wq001

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2025 01:55 PM (ra16W)

Ummm...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2025 01:58 PM (ynpvh)

267 Never mind accuracy - this busty bikini blonde just wishes an *honest* census was within the realm of possibility:
http://tiny.cc/v3wq001
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 01:44 PM (6bTRc)

Whew. Thanks Joe.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 07, 2025 01:58 PM (xcxpd)

268 statistical sampling

Everything digital is 1s and 0s in even quantities. So the average is 1/2. There are no 1/2 bits therefore there is no internet.

Posted by: DaveA at August 07, 2025 01:58 PM (FhXTo)

269 This attractive rather busty woman who is both conservative and assertive and is wearing a pretty and modest dress , is just glad she doesn't have to wear beach attire everytime she she wants to give an opinion :

http://tiny.cc/v3wq001
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


I can overlook the freakishly long hands and fingers.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 07, 2025 01:58 PM (/U5Yz)

270 Heck, with a spreadsheet the Census Bureau can even do Pivot Tables. I hear it's all the rage in certain circles.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2025 01:58 PM (wVcYX)

271
Then you are standing in the grocery store, staring at a wall of beers, and you are drawn to a particular brand over another, you don't know why, and your conscious asks, "Why not?".
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 01:22 PM (i24o9)


Is this an ad for watermelons?

https://is.gd/9xGJvr

Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2025 01:58 PM (rbvCR)

272 >>> Trump also wants illegal aliens excluded from the count, which is a heavier lift.

Exclude those who are not legal permanent residents when/where surveyed.

Illegal Alien got nothing to do with it - they should not count transients, tourists, etc. Where they happen to be at that moment.

Posted by: Operator Error at August 07, 2025 01:58 PM (UKjVg)

273 +5 seats illegally allocated to Blue states by "over counts" via Census statistical modeling.
+10 to 15 seats illegally allocated to Blue states via illegal immigrants
+5 to 7 seats in Blue states via extreme gerrymandering (note, they also will have to redistrict due to a Census)
+7 to 15 seats in Red states via current allocation redistricting
+20 to 30 seats in the South from ending minority-majority districts
=
52 to 72 seats gained by Republicans.

Now you know why the Dems are freaking the F double F out.

Democrats are about to be wiped out as a national party.
Trump demands it.
Maybe they should have left Trump alone?
Instead of trying to assassinate him or leave him to die in prison?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 07, 2025 01:58 PM (gBFby)

274 Might wanna double-check your link, Fen

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 01:57 PM (6bTRc)

I for, one, welcome Fen's newfound openness to freedom and self-determination.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 01:58 PM (i24o9)

275 Since 1913, the number of voting representatives has been at 435 pursuant to the Apportionment Act of 1911. You may now continue.
Posted by: @SOEarpiece at August 07, 2025 01:57 PM (jc0TO)

I personally want the district populations capped at 10,000 people so we can have a Congress with like 4,500 representatives.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 07, 2025 01:59 PM (cIOlQ)

276 This attractive rather busty woman who is both conservative and assertive and is wearing a pretty and modest dress , is just glad she doesn't have to wear beach attire everytime she she wants to give an opinion :

http://tiny.cc/v3wq001
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2025 01:55 PM


Dresses like that featured regularly in a Fashion Thread would drive 'ron readership through the roof.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 07, 2025 01:59 PM (0sNs1)

277 Heck, with a spreadsheet the Census Bureau can even do Pivot Tables. I hear it's all the rage in certain circles.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2025 01:58 PM (wVcYX)
++++
Only for people without proper database reporting capability!

Also, don't use Excel as a database. Excel is a bad database.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 01:59 PM (6bTRc)

278 If you are only going to do a census once every decade, then you can damn well count every head not one out of every x thousand and estimate the rest.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 01:59 PM (dfIr7)

279 >Never mind accuracy - this busty bikini blonde just wishes....
----

she could meet the horde's impossibly high standards

Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2025 01:59 PM (AOsQT)

280 But you guys are nazis so it's okay if we cheat. We are doing good!!!

Posted by: Liberals embedded like ticks, everywhere at August 07, 2025 01:59 PM (3Jagb)

281 I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see
Get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see
'Cause when I kill all the whiteys I see
Then whitey won't be bothering me
I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2025 01:53 PM (wVcYX)
---
That song has stuck with me all these years. It's a kind of earworm occasionally.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 01:59 PM (krQz2)

282 she could meet the horde's impossibly high standards
Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2025 01:59 PM (AOsQT)
++++
*snort*

Well done.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 01:59 PM (6bTRc)

283 Remember:
The Census used to be an agency under another department.
Somewhat insulated from political influence.
Obama changed that and made it a direct report to the White House.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 07, 2025 02:00 PM (gBFby)

284 I guess we are finally caught. Chumps.

Posted by: Big Census at August 07, 2025 02:00 PM (/U5Yz)

285 279 >Never mind accuracy - this busty bikini blonde just wishes....
----

she could meet the horde's impossibly high standards
Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2025 01:59 PM (AOsQT)

She meets mine, that's for sure.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 07, 2025 02:00 PM (xcxpd)

286 The Census Bureau Admits

And now they need to confess
Then comes atonement, maybe disciplinary action

Get the picture, prigresdives?

Posted by: 80's music fan at August 07, 2025 02:00 PM (YlWIZ)

287 Note well - one of the very few things the federal government is required to do - black letter law - is “protect the various states from invasion”.

How many invaders are there? 40 million? 50 million? Let’s count ‘em!

Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2025 02:01 PM (vEz2K)

288 Long before Devo came The Spotnicks:
youtube.com/watch?v=YimmRJXM2js

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake On Tea at August 07, 2025 02:01 PM (0I+GC)

289 Most states use driver's licenses for jury duty.
Posted by: IrishEi at August 07, 2025 01:38 PM (3ImbR)

Voter registration too …

Posted by: browndog erasing his hard drive at August 07, 2025 02:01 PM (TTAGa)

290 I personally want the district populations capped at 10,000 people so we can have a Congress with like 4,500 representatives.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 07, 2025 01:59 PM


I 2nd this. More Representatives means more expensive to buy.

It should look like Federation Senate in Star Wars.

Posted by: toby928 at August 07, 2025 02:01 PM (jc0TO)

291 286 The Census Bureau Admits

And now they need to confess
Then comes atonement, maybe disciplinary action

Get the picture, prigresdives?

Posted by: 80's music fan at August 07, 2025 02:00 PM (YlWIZ)

Whips, chains, handcuffs...they're into that stuff heavily, most likely.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2025 02:01 PM (ynpvh)

292 In 2020, so many people were fleeing from blue states to red states that the error is understandable, but it's also too big to let it stand.

Posted by: Eddie Baby at August 07, 2025 02:02 PM (s19xO)

293 Never mind accuracy - this busty bikini blonde just wishes an *honest* census was within the realm of possibility:
http://tiny.cc/v3wq001

Nice. But I do wonder if she'll keep her lips plumped up to the same size when the rest of her face ages on to Medicare. There is some new version of the Bachelor show I caught a glimpse of that includes seniors. Some of these older women's fake duck lips...yikes.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 07, 2025 02:02 PM (Dv3i1)

294 >>> 262 Trump also wants illegal aliens excluded from the count, which is a heavier lift.
==
Yeah I think that's a fight he cannot win, but I do think he can win the argument that illegals cannot and should not be counted for representation.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 01:57 PM (dfIr7)

Maybe Trump can't win, but I wouldn't count on people putting up with that shit forever, especially if he can show just how bad it is now.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 02:02 PM (ULPxl)

295 Whips, chains, handcuffs...they're into that stuff heavily, most likely.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2025 02:01 PM


To be fair, who isn't?

Posted by: The Gimp at August 07, 2025 02:02 PM (0sNs1)

296 I 2nd this. More Representatives means more expensive to buy. ...
Posted by: toby928 at August 07, 2025 02:01 PM (jc0TO)
++++
It would also make third parties viable. It would have the downsides of coalition governments where lots of spice flows right to the top just like now. Perhaps greater transparency, though. Not sure.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 02:02 PM (6bTRc)

297 268 statistical sampling

Everything digital is 1s and 0s in even quantities. So the average is 1/2. There are no 1/2 bits therefore there is no internet.
Posted by: DaveA at August 07, 2025 01:58 PM (FhXTo)
Quod Erat Demonstrandum

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 07, 2025 02:02 PM (vd6bO)

298 Heck, with a spreadsheet the Census Bureau can even do Pivot Tables. I hear it's all the rage in certain circles.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2025 01:58 PM (wVcYX)
++++
Only for people without proper database reporting capability!

Also, don't use Excel as a database. Excel is a bad database.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 01:59 PM (6bTRc)

But Excel does make for a good field-expedient DB backup in the eventuality that some nimrod allows a MS Access poll watcher DB to be inadvertently deleted a few days before the election by a user who had no business having such DB user access. Or so I've heard.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 02:02 PM (i24o9)

299 This attractive rather busty woman who is both conservative and assertive and is wearing a pretty and modest dress , is just glad she doesn't have to wear beach attire everytime she she wants to give an opinion :

http://tiny.cc/v3wq001
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2025 01:55 PM


Duck Lips. Would not bang.

Posted by: toby928 at August 07, 2025 02:03 PM (jc0TO)

300 295 Whips, chains, handcuffs...they're into that stuff heavily, most likely.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2025 02:01 PM

To be fair, who isn't?

Posted by: The Gimp at August 07, 2025 02:02 PM (0sNs1)

Is that you, Forrest Gimp?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2025 02:03 PM (ynpvh)

301 Funny how those government “errors” always go to the democrat party advantage. Very strange.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at August 07, 2025 02:03 PM (17s+e)

302 301 Funny how those government “errors” always go to the democrat party advantage. Very strange.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at August 07, 2025 02:03 PM (17s+e)

What are the odds....?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 07, 2025 02:04 PM (xcxpd)

303 Alright Fen is posting bikini pics

Fen, you've been here too long

one of us
one of us
one of us
one of us

Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2025 02:04 PM (AOsQT)

304 But Excel does make for a good field-expedient DB backup in the eventuality that some nimrod allows a MS Access poll watcher DB to be inadvertently deleted a few days before the election by a user who had no business having such DB user access. Or so I've heard.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 02:02 PM (i24o9)
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Heh.

If true, I wonder what is more horrifying - the poor access controls, or using Access for something important and requiring granular controls...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 02:04 PM (6bTRc)

305 Funny how those government “errors” always go to the democrat party advantage. Very strange.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at August 07, 2025 02:03 PM


The Universe bends to Bolshevism.

Posted by: toby928 at August 07, 2025 02:04 PM (jc0TO)

306 Swedish Bikini Team--

now I want Old Milwaukee beer!

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at August 07, 2025 02:04 PM (iNp3L)

307 Maybe Trump can't win, but I wouldn't count on people putting up with that shit forever, especially if he can show just how bad it is now.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 02:02 PM (ULPxl)
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Knowing Trump, he may just be trying to stir up conversation on that point.

Should you shift the balance of representation just because an administration let a whole lot people into the country and distributed them where they wanted?

That definitely stinks of loading.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 02:04 PM (krQz2)

308 Trump recovers 4 seats from Democrat rigging.
Texas redistricts and gains four probable Republican seats.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2025 02:04 PM (6dHiP)

309 I was literally LMFAO.

https://tinyurl.com/k3ee97dm

You needn't read past the headline. It only gets stupider.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 07, 2025 02:04 PM (qpyNK)

310 What is the full tally?

census fraud +5
gerrymandering +20
illegals +10
mail in vote and "found" ballot fraud +30

Subtract that and you understand the media has been running cover for a criminal fraud organization since FDR

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at August 07, 2025 02:05 PM (78A15)

311 301 Funny how those government “errors” always go to the democrat party advantage. Very strange.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at August 07, 2025 02:03 PM (17s+e)


"Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action"-- Ian Fleming

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2025 02:05 PM (ynpvh)

312 If true, I wonder what is more horrifying - the poor access controls, or using Access for something important and requiring granular controls...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 02:04 PM (6bTRc)

It's true, and an all-nighter restored it to 95+ % by morning, while cleaning up duplicate entries, in Excel.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 02:06 PM (i24o9)

313 I think one way they can exclude a portion of the Biden-parolees is that the census requires responses.

They say that a lot of illegals haven't wanted to fill out a census because it might bust them. Okay, then that's there choice, we shouldn't be allowing "guesstimates" over documentation.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 02:06 PM (krQz2)

314 283 Remember:
The Census used to be an agency under another department.
Somewhat insulated from political influence.
Obama changed that and made it a direct report to the White House.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 07, 2025 02:00 PM (gBFby)


Comrade, it is not who answers census takers or mails-in a census response form that matters; it who estimates the uncounted whole persons that matters.

Posted by: Gref at August 07, 2025 02:06 PM (aBgBM)

315 309 I was literally LMFAO.

https://tinyurl.com/k3ee97dm

You needn't read past the headline. It only gets stupider.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 07, 2025 02:04 PM (qpyNK)

Just reading the headline...
Objection! Facts NOT in evidence!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2025 02:06 PM (ynpvh)

316 18 Trump can and should fight the question of counting illegals in the courts, but he' got an easy out if he wants it.

No guessing at the number of illegals. They have to be counted.

And each census worker on this detail will have an ICE agent assigned with him. If someone identifies as an illegal you immediately deport.

After a few cases of this illegals will not allow themselves to be counted.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 01:18 PM (t0Rmr)

If Trump (or PJDV) does this, we wouldn't need to consider what SCOTUS thinks.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 07, 2025 02:06 PM (2Pm+l)

317 You needn't read past the headline. It only gets stupider.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 07, 2025 02:04 PM (qpyNK)

Yeesh! It's a cult.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 02:07 PM (i24o9)

318 263 It's being cheered on by leftwing rag-shit media as some kind of "MAGA fight," but I doubt that. Seems like a bunch of bitter THOTs shitting on each other. I'll bet there was prior bad blood between them.

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 07, 2025 01:52 PM (iFTx/)

They should settle it like mature women and strip down to bras and panties and enter the kiddie pool of jello for an ultimate determination of righteousness.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 01:57 PM (i24o9)

Trial by combat. Sexy sexy combat.

Posted by: A custom I could get behind at August 07, 2025 02:07 PM (KOE6H)

319 Bob Mueller probably can't remember much about his role in the coup.

But that's ok. You don't need to a remember anything to know that it really, really sucks having your ass repeatedly ravaged by the Hounds of Justice. He's still fine for my investigative purposes.

Posted by: YD 4 AG at August 07, 2025 02:07 PM (BI5O2)

320 "Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action"-- Ian Fleming

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2025 02:05 PM (ynpvh)
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And with Democrats it's very often at or above the enemy action threshold.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 02:07 PM (krQz2)

321 Heck, with a spreadsheet the Census Bureau can even do Pivot Tables. I hear it's all the rage in certain circles.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2025 01:58 PM (wVcYX)
++++
Only for people without proper database reporting capability!

Also, don't use Excel as a database. Excel is a bad database.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 01:59 PM (6bTRc)

This guy, LISTEN TO HIM! He knows things! There is iron in the words of Joe Mannix.

I have tears of joy in my eyes from the Truth and Beauty in your creed.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2025 02:07 PM (wVcYX)

322 Cripes, INTC can't catch a break. It's cursed.

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake On Tea at August 07, 2025 02:07 PM (0I+GC)

323 Dresses like that featured regularly in a Fashion Thread would drive 'ron readership through the roof.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August

I did do a bathing suit feature! Mainly because I had been traumatized earlier shopping for a bathing suit.

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 02:07 PM (p4NUW)

324 It's true, and an all-nighter restored it to 95+ % by morning, while cleaning up duplicate entries, in Excel.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 02:06 PM (i24o9)
++++
:: shudders ::

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 02:07 PM (6bTRc)

325 Knowing Trump, he may just be trying to stir up conversation on that point.

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Why not stir it up. There are a lot of positive reasons to stir it up. Even if just to get people talking about the fraudulent last census.

You can ignore and do nothing.

You can hope for best and recount and reapportion and get more red seats. This may be unlikely.

But anything in between is better than what we are used to getting from the GOP.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at August 07, 2025 02:07 PM (sX1BW)

326 Ugh... link to Propaganda Junction Media. What the hell Ace?

Posted by: Miken at August 07, 2025 02:08 PM (ikd/w)

327 I figured out why the Democrats keep using that bizarre "farmers will die from tornados" argument with NPR.

They were brainstorming how to defend NPR and realized that Sesame Street doesn't apply, and that's their go-to. And they figured well those hayseed sister-bothering, three-tooth Republican voters don't appreciate high art, classical music or the soft-voiced elitism of All Things Considered.

This was insurmountable for a while until they struck on the idea that rural losers in Jesusland Flyover Country are ignorant and can't use the internet even if they had it, so they all listen to the radio. How are they going to hear about bad weather otherwise?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 02:08 PM (dfIr7)

328 I was literally LMFAO.
https://tinyurl.com/k3ee97dm
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 07, 2025 02:04 PM

“Trumpism is a kind of gender performance. It’s about shoring up a traditional, misogynistic, dominance-obsessed ideal of ‘masculinity’ against social progress, about restoring straight cis white men to their traditional place at the head of the family and the top of the world. Attacks on trans people, who supposedly threaten ‘masculinity’ by existing, are very much a part of that effort.”

"I did not know that."
-- Johnny Carson

Posted by: The Gimp at August 07, 2025 02:08 PM (0sNs1)

Posted by: The Gimp at August 07, 2025 02:09 PM (0sNs1)

330 Posted by: People's Hippo Voice


I see you beat me to it, but with more thought and better numbers!

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at August 07, 2025 02:09 PM (78A15)

331 This was insurmountable for a while until they struck on the idea that rural losers in Jesusland Flyover Country are ignorant and can't use the internet even if they had it, so they all listen to the radio. How are they going to hear about bad weather otherwise?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 02:08 PM (dfIr7)

They think that out in rural America, it's forever 1935.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2025 02:10 PM (uWKK8)

332 Subtract that and you understand the media has been running cover for a criminal fraud organization since FDR

The Cajun Reptile straight up said that the only hope for Democrats to win is to turn Washington DC and Puerto Rico into states

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 02:10 PM (dfIr7)

333 Many years ago I got a job processing payroll for the census season in Southern California. If you saw the people that worked for the Census as Supervisors and workers it would all make sense to you. Think 10 rungs below a DMV employee.

Posted by: Cheri at August 07, 2025 02:10 PM (oiNtH)

334 “Trumpism is a kind of gender performance. It’s about shoring up a traditional, misogynistic, dominance-obsessed ideal of ‘masculinity’ against social progress, about restoring straight cis white men to their traditional place at the head of the family and the top of the world. Attacks on trans people, who supposedly threaten ‘masculinity’ by existing, are very much a part of that effort.”
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Are you absolutely certain we can't vote for him in the 2024 election again?

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 02:10 PM (I7DM/)

335 But you guys are nazis so it's okay if we cheat. We are doing good!!!
Posted by: Liberals embedded like ticks
---------

That is perfectly accurate. Their devotion is entirely, psychotically, to their socio-political idealogy, rather than to the well-being of the country.

It is very difficult for normies to grasp this.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 07, 2025 02:10 PM (XeU6L)

336 329

Posted by: The Gimp at August 07, 2025 02:09 PM (0sNs1)

Well, a ball-gag will do that to ya...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2025 02:10 PM (ynpvh)

337 Cripes, INTC can't catch a break. It's cursed.
Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake On Tea at August 07, 2025 02:07 PM (0I+GC)


Have you tried another personality test beyond Meyers-Briggs?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2025 02:10 PM (rbvCR)

338 Most states use driver's licenses for jury duty.
Posted by: IrishEi at August 07, 2025 01:38 PM (3ImbR)

Voter registration too …
Posted by: browndog erasing his hard drive at August 07, 2025 02:01 PM (TTAGa)
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I'm in Blue Michigan, and we need to show a driver's license to vote.

The swindle is that Dems don't want red states to operate that way.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 02:10 PM (krQz2)

339 They think that out in rural America, it's forever 1935

Just look at Superman for how the left in Hollywood views Kansans. They talk like they're from Arkansas, and can't figure out how to use a cell phone. And look like they are 78 years old in their 50s.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 02:11 PM (dfIr7)

340 337 Ha!

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake On Tea at August 07, 2025 02:11 PM (0I+GC)

341 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 07, 2025 02:04 PM
++++
In short, the pressure for men to be “manly” is crippling society, but at the same time, no one actually knows what it means to be a “real man.” Such is the subject of an in-depth exploration of masculinity by journalist Jude Ellison S. Doyle, a trans man who posits that we must look toward trans folks to start shifting the way society sees gender roles.

Lefty women just won't shut the hell up, ever, in their quest to define men.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 02:12 PM (6bTRc)

342 Heck, with a spreadsheet the Census Bureau can even do Pivot Tables. I hear it's all the rage in certain circles.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2025 01:58 PM (wVcYX)
++++
Only for people without proper database reporting capability!

Also, don't use Excel as a database. Excel is a bad database.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 01:59 PM (6bTRc)

This guy, LISTEN TO HIM! He knows things! There is iron in the words of Joe Mannix.

I have tears of joy in my eyes from the Truth and Beauty in your creed.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2025 02:07 PM (wVcYX)
====
No love for Microsoft Access?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2025 02:12 PM (JvZF+)

343 “Trumpism is a kind of gender performance. It’s about shoring up a traditional, misogynistic, dominance-obsessed ideal of ‘masculinity’ against social progress, about restoring straight cis white men to their traditional place at the head of the family and the top of the world. Attacks on trans people, who supposedly threaten ‘masculinity’ by existing, are very much a part of that effort.”

Posted by: The Gimp at August 07, 2025 02:08 PM (0sNs1)
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Yawn.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 02:12 PM (krQz2)

344 "Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action"-- Ian Fleming

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
----------------------

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: flyin' green dildo at August 07, 2025 02:12 PM (5hfjS)

345 That is perfectly accurate. Their devotion is entirely, psychotically, to their socio-political idealogy, rather than to the well-being of the country.

Precisely. And this is why they MUST turn every enemy into the devil, into Hitler Von Satan's worse big brother. They have to make their foes into the worst beings imaginable, in order to justify their actions. If you're really up against the LITERAL NAZIS then any tactic becomes acceptable.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 02:12 PM (dfIr7)

346 Everybody knows the Constitution got lots of stuff wrong and it's up to the Democrats to correct it.

A big whoopsie resulted in the Civil War which brought us Tu-pak and P Diddy and that ditz in Congress from Texas.

So Democrats went to War in 1861 to fix the Constitution.

Same for War on Poverty. Democrats have to fix everything.

Posted by: torabora at August 07, 2025 02:13 PM (F9w0x)

347
Why would it be harder to do an actual enumeration now than it was 250 years ago? Shouldn't it actually be easier? Yes, you probably need more people to do such enumeration, but the actual counting should be simpler. It is much easier to reach people now.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at August 07, 2025 01:51 PM (sX1BW)

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The breakthrough was using punch cards for automation back in the 1890 census. Automation got better but it can't be corruption.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 07, 2025 02:13 PM (wGK1C)

348 They are trying to delete gender because it is foundational to identity. Once they erase identity there is nothing left but the State. It takes a village to erase the individual kind of thing.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 02:13 PM (I7DM/)

349 Could we please have a COB add Ciampino to the Absent Friends list? This is a link to his obituary

https://tinyurl.com/32dd9853

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 07, 2025 02:13 PM (kUxzU)

350 Cripes, INTC can't catch a break. It's cursed.
Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake On Tea at August 07, 2025 02:07 PM (0I+GC)
++++
What fresh hell for Intel has this day ending in Y brought?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 02:13 PM (6bTRc)

351 The Cajun Reptile straight up said that the only hope for Democrats to win is to turn Washington DC and Puerto Rico into states
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 02:10 PM


They would have to get both houses of Congress and the Presidency and rule that the creation of states is not filibusterable.

A tough lift, I think.

On the bright side, if we got control again we could create East Washington, Desert Oregon, and Inland California as states.

Posted by: toby928 at August 07, 2025 02:13 PM (jc0TO)

352 I think I'm going to "perform masculinity" for dinner tonight. Gonna char a large bloody chunk of dead animal flesh on the grill, just like a fucking cave man.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 07, 2025 02:14 PM (qpyNK)

353 346 Everybody knows the Constitution got lots of stuff wrong and it's up to the Democrats to correct it.

A big whoopsie resulted in the Civil War which brought us Tu-pak and P Diddy and that ditz in Congress from Texas.

So Democrats went to War in 1861 to fix the Constitution.

Same for War on Poverty. Democrats have to fix everything.

Posted by: torabora at August 07, 2025 02:13 PM (F9w0x)

https://youtu.be/Ly1cPYSqgR4

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2025 02:14 PM (ynpvh)

354 What fresh hell for Intel has this day ending in Y brought?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 02:13 PM (6bTRc)


the calls are coming from within the fab

Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2025 02:14 PM (rbvCR)

355 No love for Microsoft Access?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2025 02:12 PM


No.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 07, 2025 02:14 PM (0sNs1)

356 It was never about blacks. It was never about gays. It was never about women. It was never about trannies.

Nothing matters to a leftist. That's what makes them a leftist.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 02:14 PM (I7DM/)

357 Automation can't BEAT corruption.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 07, 2025 02:14 PM (wGK1C)

358 350 Trump tweeted that the new CEO is a CCP spy and must be fired. No joke.

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake On Tea at August 07, 2025 02:14 PM (0I+GC)

359 This isn't just bureaucratic bungling; it's a dereliction of duty.

Depends on your allegiance, now, doesn't it?

Posted by: The Festering Boils That Are The Deep State at August 07, 2025 02:14 PM (zK360)

360 They think that out in rural America, it's forever 1935.
According to the "southern poverty law center " tv ads darkies get lynched daily.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 07, 2025 02:14 PM (HTa/G)

361 Excel is also not very good at formatting for input forms. The more you format the columns and rows for that particular form line, the worse it gets above and below.

I hear tales told around campfires late at night that Microsoft has another software that does forms. Probably just a legend.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2025 02:15 PM (wVcYX)

362 Nice. But I do wonder if she'll keep her lips plumped up to the same size when the rest of her face ages on to Medicare.

Why would you care about that? She's not your problem once she hits 25 and you dump her.

Posted by: Leonardo di Caprio at August 07, 2025 02:15 PM (JCZqz)

363 Automation can't BEAT corruption.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 07, 2025 02:14 PM (wGK1C)
++++
But it sure can make it faster!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 02:15 PM (6bTRc)

364 SCOTUS has held that counting of "persons" or voters - which now differs by state - is subject to the Constitution OF THAT STATE... HI counts only voters. TX counts everyone. Discussion below, including most recent case, Evenwell.

That's the dumbest thing possible. Inconsistent counting across states used to determine percentage of federal power apportioned to that state?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2025 02:15 PM (ExV1e)

365 On the bright side, if we got control again we could create East Washington, Desert Oregon, and Inland California as states.
Posted by: toby928 at August 07, 2025 02:13 PM (jc0TO)


If we could get control again, we wouldn't have to

Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2025 02:15 PM (rbvCR)

366 Did someone mention pivot tables?
I'll be right over.

Posted by: Mayor Pete at August 07, 2025 02:15 PM (F9w0x)

367 What fresh hell for Intel has this day ending in Y brought?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 02:13 PM (6bTRc)

Some Congresscritter called attention to new CEO's connections to China, and I think Trump called for CEO's resignation.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 02:15 PM (i24o9)

368 347
Why would it be harder to do an actual enumeration now than it was 250 years ago? Shouldn't it actually be easier? Yes, you probably need more people to do such enumeration, but the actual counting should be simpler. It is much easier to reach people now.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at August 07, 2025 01:51 PM (sX1BW)

-----

The breakthrough was using punch cards for automation back in the 1890 census. Automation got better but it can't be corruption.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 07, 2025 02:13 PM (wGK1C)

That same census was almost entirely burned up...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2025 02:15 PM (ynpvh)

369 They would have to get both houses of Congress and the Presidency and rule that the creation of states is not filibusterable.

I think we all know that the Democrats don't need to beat the filibuster to get 80% of what they want done.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 02:15 PM (dfIr7)

370 No love for Microsoft Access?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2025 02:12 PM
---
I've written business apps in it. It's usable.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 02:15 PM (krQz2)

371 I hear tales told around campfires late at night that Microsoft has another software that does forms. Probably just a legend.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2025 02:15 PM (wVcYX)
++++
It wasn't included in your Office license.

Posted by: Most of the misuse of Excel stems from licensing at August 07, 2025 02:16 PM (6bTRc)

372 Precisely. And this is why they MUST turn every enemy into the devil, into Hitler Von Satan's worse big brother. They have to make their foes into the worst beings imaginable, in order to justify their actions. If you're really up against the LITERAL NAZIS then any tactic becomes acceptable.
==
Including breaking any law, and murdering for those so disposed. The civil war is ongoing. The dems are giving general orders, which are disseminated by the media, and acted on by dipshits. Like the two spergs that tried to kill trump.

Posted by: Liberals embedded like ticks, everywhere at August 07, 2025 02:16 PM (3Jagb)

373 I liked Microsoft Access.

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake On Tea at August 07, 2025 02:16 PM (0I+GC)

374 and that ditz in Congress from Texas.
Posted by: torabora at August 07, 2025 02:13 PM


You're going to have to be more specific as to which one you mean.

To our shame, Texas has several ditzes in Congress.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 07, 2025 02:16 PM (0sNs1)

375 Maybe this is a good time to remind people that Obama put the Census Bureau under the direct supervision of the White House when he was in office. Nothing suspicious there though...

Posted by: MrExcitement at August 07, 2025 02:17 PM (hOOi9)

376 Trump tweeted that the new CEO is a CCP spy and must be fired. No joke.

Evidence leans that way

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 02:17 PM (dfIr7)

377 I've written business apps in it. It's usable.
Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 02:15 PM (krQz2)
++++
Access is usable and has the benefit of being stupidly easy to deploy. If what you need is within its capabilities, it's fine.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 02:17 PM (6bTRc)

378 The Cajun Reptile straight up said that the only hope for Democrats to win is to turn Washington DC and Puerto Rico into states
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 02:10 PM
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Puerto Rico should be cut loose. As for DC, to paraphrase what was said about South Carolina, it's too small to be a state and too large to be an insane asylum.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 07, 2025 02:17 PM (WvZaB)

379 There only needs to be 50%+1 votes in the House to approve a new apportionment, no?

Does the Senate also vote on it?

No matter.
The R's will go nuclear.
Dreams of a permanent majority will do that.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 07, 2025 02:17 PM (gBFby)

380 They would have to get both houses of Congress and the Presidency and rule that the creation of states is not filibusterable.

A tough lift, I think.


Washington DC's status is written into the Constitution.

You'd need a Congressional amendment to make it a state.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 07, 2025 02:18 PM (xTIDn)

381 376 Yeah, but why couldn't it happen to NVDA instead?

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake On Tea at August 07, 2025 02:18 PM (0I+GC)

382 I don't know if this was changed but priority in hiring census workers goes to the political party in power. Which means we would be hiring Repubs for census workers when possible

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 07, 2025 02:18 PM (kUxzU)

383 If I get my way, people in every part of this country will get to decide what new State they want to be in.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2025 02:18 PM (BI5O2)

384 Lefty women just won't shut the hell up, ever, in their quest to define men.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

It's in their nature. But also the 'male gaze' is in men's nature and they want to eliminate that.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 07, 2025 02:18 PM (Dv3i1)

385 Art IV Sec 3 states that

New States may be admitted by the Congress into this Union

but such a process is not clearly defined

Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2025 02:18 PM (AOsQT)

386 Automation can't BEAT corruption.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 07, 2025 02:14 PM (wGK1C)
---
I'd bet some people on this board still believe Dominion flipped votes or messed with the tally.

Because automation has made it so easy to keep a tally, and it's just as easy to change and fudge that tally.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 02:19 PM (krQz2)

387 No matter.
The R's will go nuclear.
Dreams of a permanent majority will do that.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 07, 2025 02:17 PM (gBFby)

I may be in the minority, but a permanent majority would just mean nuclear GOPe and lots of strongly worded letters, wasted opportunity, and graft.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 02:19 PM (i24o9)

388 By the way, Tulsi Gabbard announced that Operation Mockingbird is still active and they are working at shutting it down.

https://tinyurl.com/mw4myyrh

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 02:19 PM (dfIr7)

389 > To our shame, Texas has several ditzes in Congress.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 07, 2025 02:16 PM (0sNs1)

Jizz Mind Crock-O-Shit comes to mind immediately.

I heard that her district is one of the ones that's going bye-bye in the new reapportionment.

Please, please, please let that be true.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 07, 2025 02:19 PM (qpyNK)

390 and that ditz in Congress from Texas.
Posted by: torabora at August 07, 2025 02:13 PM

You're going to have to be more specific as to which one you mean.

To our shame, Texas has several ditzes in Congress.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 07, 2025 02:16 PM (0sNs1)

Indeed. As soon as one dies in office, two more rise to claim the open seat.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2025 02:19 PM (wVcYX)

391 No matter.
The R's will go nuclear.
Dreams of a permanent majority will do that.
____

Whoa, cool your jets there buddy!

Posted by: GOPe at August 07, 2025 02:19 PM (Dv3i1)

392 Since we know thousands of illegals are being held in slavery, they only count 3\5 in the census. This was a big deal for the antebellum South. Trump should insist slaves get counted 3/5.

Posted by: torabora at August 07, 2025 02:20 PM (F9w0x)

393 I think TinySQL is an amazing little piece of software, and I'm grateful it's free. That's a LOT of function in a dinky exe.

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake On Tea at August 07, 2025 02:20 PM (0I+GC)

394 They are trying to delete gender because it is foundational to identity
==
And family. All your stuff, including your kids, and body belongz to us....

Posted by: Liberals embedded like ticks, everywhere at August 07, 2025 02:20 PM (3Jagb)

395 Mom says she's not natively blonde. I'm not sure what that means.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher

Buck Henry SNL skit has entered the chat

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 07, 2025 02:20 PM (FxH7T)

396 New States may be admitted by the Congress into this Union; but no new State shall be formed or erected within the Jurisdiction of any other State; nor any State be formed by the Junction of two or more States, or Parts of States, without the Consent of the Legislatures of the States concerned as well as of the Congress.

Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2025 02:21 PM (AOsQT)

397 Indeed. As soon as one dies in office, two more rise to claim the open seat.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2025 02:19 PM (wVcYX
---------
It's like.a retarde version of HYDRA.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 07, 2025 02:21 PM (WvZaB)

398 One word: Foxpro.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 02:21 PM (krQz2)

399 He can't hear you. Speaks lead.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at August 07, 2025 02:21 PM (zgGge)

400 400

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 07, 2025 02:22 PM (WvZaB)

401 396 New States may be admitted by the Congress into this Union; but no new State shall be formed or erected within the Jurisdiction of any other State; nor any State be formed by the Junction of two or more States, or Parts of States, without the Consent of the Legislatures of the States concerned as well as of the Congress.
Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2025 02:21 PM (AOsQT)

ahem - We never consented!

Posted by: Virginia, looking at West Virginia at August 07, 2025 02:22 PM (uWKK8)

402 The breakthrough was using punch cards for automation back in the 1890 census. Automation got better but it can't be corruption.
Posted by: JM in Illinois



None of this even needs to be automated. Computers are mostly irrelevant. Each geographic region has to be divided down into parcels small enough that they can be counted by humans.

This is same for voting. Divide it down to get a number you like. Make it one block in the cities, or one sq. mile in the country. Or bigger or smaller, it doesn't matter. Then count.

Add up hierarchically until you have it done.

Elections should be precincts that can be hand counted. Then a public tally which is easy for locals to verify and easy to detect fraud.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at August 07, 2025 02:23 PM (78A15)

403 Puerto Rico should be cut loose. As for DC, to paraphrase what was said about South Carolina, it's too small to be a state and too large to be an insane asylum.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 07, 2025 02:17 PM (WvZaB)
*****
The Captain protests too much.

Posted by: California at August 07, 2025 02:23 PM (F9w0x)

404 And remember leftists believe everyone has a point, everyone has a perspective, everything is subjective, no one is right or wrong, nothing is good or evil.

Except they're right and you're wrong, and they're good and you're evil. Just that one little technicality.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 02:23 PM (I7DM/)

405 It all makes sense if you just realize Democrats are insane.

Posted by: Case at August 07, 2025 02:23 PM (NnONT)

406 322 Cripes, INTC can't catch a break. It's cursed.
Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake On Tea
-----

Bad management, look at RDW.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2025 02:23 PM (6dHiP)

407 ahem - We never consented!

Posted by: Virginia, looking at West Virginia at August 07, 2025 02:22 PM (uWKK
---
You left the union, though. Part of your state didn't want to go with you.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 02:24 PM (krQz2)

408 Why Was The Butter Recalled?
The butter was recalled over an undeclared allergen: milk.

Posted by: Don in SoCo who thinks we're done at August 07, 2025 02:24 PM (vd6bO)

409 One word: Foxpro.
Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 02:21 PM (krQz2)
++++
Have you ever seen Visual Foxpro tortured into acting as a multi-master clustered database across a dozen or more nodes, serving database that back millions of dollars in commerce?

Because I have.

I have.

:: thousand-yard stare ::

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 02:24 PM (6bTRc)

410 Inked fingers prevent vote fraud.

Posted by: torabora at August 07, 2025 02:24 PM (F9w0x)

411 Just when you though things couldn't be any more rigged...

Posted by: MrExcitement at August 07, 2025 02:25 PM (hOOi9)

412 410 Inked fingers prevent vote fraud.
Poll my finger.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 07, 2025 02:25 PM (vd6bO)

413 Inked fingers prevent vote fraud.
Posted by: torabora at August 07, 2025 02:24 PM (F9w0x)
++++
They help for sure.

But inked fingers do nothing to prevent the much more significant problem of election fraud.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 02:25 PM (6bTRc)

414 Have you ever seen Visual Foxpro tortured into acting as a multi-master clustered database across a dozen or more nodes, serving database that back millions of dollars in commerce?

Because I have.

I have.

:: thousand-yard stare ::
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 02:24 PM (6bTRc)
---
As you were describing that, I was appreciating my lot that I have not seen that

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 02:25 PM (krQz2)

415 412 Ha!

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake On Tea at August 07, 2025 02:25 PM (0I+GC)

416 Inked fingers prevent vote fraud.
Posted by: torabora at August 07,

Once you've removed the fingers from people who commit vote fraud, why ink them? I don't get it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2025 02:26 PM (BI5O2)

417 Poll my finger.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 07, 2025 02:25 PM (vd6bO)
++++
*snort*

Threadwinner.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 02:26 PM (6bTRc)

418 Because I have.

I have.

:: thousand-yard stare ::

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 02:24 PM (6bTRc)

I was there, man, in the shit, with the grunts.

Wait. What are we talking about again?

Posted by: Brian Williams at August 07, 2025 02:26 PM (i24o9)

419 Please manage your erections, this is a marathon:

This is only Month 7 of the Reign of Donald Johntavious Trump, the Destructor

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 07, 2025 02:26 PM (gBFby)

420 388 By the way, Tulsi Gabbard announced that Operation Mockingbird is still active and they are working at shutting it down.

https://tinyurl.com/mw4myyrh
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 02:19 PM (dfIr7)

Is that why The View has gone on hiatus? 🤔

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 02:26 PM (I7DM/)

421 nood

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake On Tea at August 07, 2025 02:26 PM (0I+GC)

422 >>> 364 SCOTUS has held that counting of "persons" or voters - which now differs by state - is subject to the Constitution OF THAT STATE... HI counts only voters. TX counts everyone. Discussion below, including most recent case, Evenwell.
==
That's the dumbest thing possible. Inconsistent counting across states used to determine percentage of federal power apportioned to that state?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2025 02:15 PM (ExV1e)

Nah, let's go with it.

TX declares its population is 1000x whatever states are "blue" at any particular moment.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 02:26 PM (ULPxl)

423 Once you've removed the fingers from people who commit vote fraud, why ink them? I don't get it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2025 02:26 PM (BI5O2)
++++
Makes the mural depicting clean elections easier to paint?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 02:27 PM (6bTRc)

424 Nood. More evil in Virginia.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2025 02:27 PM (ExV1e)

425 The butter was recalled over an undeclared allergen: milk.
Posted by: Don in SoCo who thinks we're done at August 07, 2025 02:24 PM (vd6bO)

Sydney Sweeney might have to recalled for the same reason.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 02:28 PM (I7DM/)

426 There are lots of ways to supplement the actual count using stats we have already. Phone records attached to people at addresses. Tax records. Death records. These and the counts could show areas not counted well or fraudulent counts. Illegals could be filtered using ICE records.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 02:28 PM (8avO+)

427 TX declares its population is 1000x whatever states are "blue" at any particular moment.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 02:26 PM (ULPxl)

Everything IS bigger in Texas

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 02:29 PM (8avO+)

428 "35
The libtards will have a poofling shitfit if anyone even ATTEMPTS to recount or change the methods.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 01:20 PM (Zz0t1)"

Tough shit. They can play along by agreed upon rules, or they can... not.... and we can settle this via the old school methods by which a tribe deals with hostile interlopers.

We are done with this bullshit. None of these twats are worth my childrens' futures.

Posted by: heya at August 07, 2025 02:34 PM (/cKv8)

429 Have you ever seen Visual Foxpro tortured into acting as a multi-master clustered database across a dozen or more nodes, serving database that back millions of dollars in commerce?

Because I have.

I have.

:: thousand-yard stare ::
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 02:24 PM (6bTRc)
---
As you were describing that, I was appreciating my lot that I have not seen that
Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 02:25 PM (krQz2)

I saw a place where they were trying to get data from IT department #1 by reading the CRT screen physically and dumping it into a PC database (borland's one, forget the name). They had an issue with missing data on import, and the manager had to spend a good chunk of Saturday's manually getting the missing ones. I found out that there was a special file or record for garbled import records and she could from that either re-read only those records or enter them manually.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 02:37 PM (8avO+)

430 1960 was the first census to use sampling instead of Complete Enumeration.

Baker vs Carr was decided in 1962, significantly impacting Congressional Redistricting.

Someone should compare urban-area population counts vs Congressional apportionment by party victory to see just how far back Dem-favoring apportionment had gone.

Posted by: geewhiz at August 07, 2025 03:35 PM (V87Oy)

431 Really the counting of illegals in the census was a mistake in the constitution. The founders never contemplated the concept of illegals, or that they might constitute a significant fraction of our population.

Illegals are here, illegally. They are not permeant residents. Ergo they should have no bearing on representation in congress. Why should they count...for anything?

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 07, 2025 05:36 PM (D1vbu)

432 403 Puerto Rico should be cut loose. As for DC, to paraphrase what was said about South Carolina, it's too small to be a state and too large to be an insane asylum.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 07, 2025 02:17 PM (WvZaB)

Nah, make Puerto Rico a state, along with Aberta and Saskatchewan. As to DC - give all portions of the district with HOUSES back to the state from which it was taken in the first place. The Capital should be mostly public parks and buildings, with few residences.

People forget - The land was originally ceded to the federal government by Virginia and Maryland in 1790. After moving through various stages of federal and state approval, the Virginia portion was returned in March 1847.

There is a history to giving the land back to the states.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 07, 2025 05:43 PM (D1vbu)

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