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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Your Stupid President: Obama Declares, In Paris, in the Wake of a Mass Shooting Resulting in 132 Deaths, That Mass Shootings Just Don't Happen Outside the USI saw this headline earlier and I thought it was a nothing thing, because I thought he meant -- I don't know what I thought he meant, but I thought I must have read it wrong, because this social-promotion imbecile couldn't possibly have declared that mass shootings don't happen in Paris while standing in Paris in the aftermath of a mass shooting. But he did. He's insane.Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Why won't you let him be clear, Ace!?
Posted by: Garrett at December 01, 2015 07:06 PM (o5Zq3) 2
How 'bout we just go with "he's stupid" or maybe "dumb as a post?"
Then we can move on to "ugly as a mud fence" and "dangerously psychopathic." Posted by: tcn in AK at December 01, 2015 07:07 PM (+YMhA) 3
Just fell off a turnip truck?
Must have been dropped on his head a baby? Doctor slapped the wrong end when he was born? Posted by: tcn in AK at December 01, 2015 07:08 PM (+YMhA) 4
Obstruction of the wishes of el Jefe just doesn't happen outside the US.
Posted by: BHO at December 01, 2015 07:09 PM (FohCt) 5
What I like most about our President is how impressed he is with his own retarded ideas.
Posted by: Garrett at December 01, 2015 07:10 PM (o5Zq3) 6
types, deletes
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2015 07:10 PM (7MWCL) 7
We see the product of a lifetime of being the beneficiary of affirmative action.
Posted by: agesilaus at December 01, 2015 07:10 PM (y8VlO) Posted by: tcn in AK at December 01, 2015 07:11 PM (+YMhA) 9
I wonder how cozy it is to be that blissfully unaware.
Posted by: shillelagh at December 01, 2015 07:11 PM (T9OZn) 10
What if Biden is the smart one after all?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2015 07:11 PM (/tuJf) Posted by: YesThatBlackOrchid at December 01, 2015 07:11 PM (Vz7fy) Posted by: tcn in AK at December 01, 2015 07:11 PM (+YMhA) 13
Not insane. Just evil.
Posted by: Lauren at December 01, 2015 07:12 PM (Kqit+) 14
OMG JackStraw!
I was just laughing with an old Delaware friend about that very thing - BIDEN *is* the smart one! it's so incredibly sad and pathetic we laughed and laughed then drank Posted by: YesThatBlackOrchid at December 01, 2015 07:12 PM (Vz7fy) Posted by: Roman Maroni at December 01, 2015 07:13 PM (vCA4F) 16
the mentally challenged idiot lives in an alternate reality. i quit listening to the commie fuck a long time ago. he is a wannabe tough guy.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 01, 2015 07:13 PM (ucDmr) 17
I really, really wish we could have seen the audience reaction to that. He did, and for a minute, there, he almost looked ashamed.
Posted by: m at December 01, 2015 07:13 PM (d4uu4) 18
He meant to say that mass shootings by armed white people does not happen outside of our country. He blames whitey for everything.
Rayciss bastard. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 01, 2015 07:14 PM (ej1L0) 19
(Let him be clear)
Posted by: Roman Maroni at December 01, 2015 07:13 PM (vCA4F) Well, if by that you mean you can look in one of his ears and see out the other, then yes, he is certainly clear. Posted by: tcn in AK at December 01, 2015 07:14 PM (+YMhA) 20
The murdered Norwegian children strongly disagree.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2015 07:14 PM (FsuaD) 21
CRUSADES !
Posted by: Roman Maroni at December 01, 2015 07:14 PM (vCA4F) 22
Reality Optional.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at December 01, 2015 07:15 PM (0NdlF) 23
Don't forget the Charlie Hebdo 'workplace violence.'
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 01, 2015 07:15 PM (oVJmc) 24
What, exactly, does he think is taking place in Syria? Libya? How 'bout Afganistan?
Nobody is getting shot there? Huh. Whodathunkit? Posted by: tcn in AK at December 01, 2015 07:16 PM (+YMhA) 25
"As Americans, this is not who we are." He says this shit all the time.
What is this "we" champ? You're as American as the foreign student we're sponsoring this year. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2015 07:16 PM (FsuaD) 26
Also, it would be great to have a transcript of that clip. Much awfulness recorded for posterity.
Posted by: m at December 01, 2015 07:16 PM (d4uu4) 27
Obama means mass shootings aside from what the JV team does.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2015 07:16 PM (No/ki) Posted by: redenzo at December 01, 2015 07:16 PM (WCnJW) 29
I wonder if rapey Tuesdays happen outside America???
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at December 01, 2015 07:16 PM (uJK1E) 30
Who shoved this guy on us? Because he clearly did not get here on his own.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 01, 2015 07:17 PM (dFi94) 31
Liars. Lying. Who knew, right ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 01, 2015 07:17 PM (+jyzN) 32
If no one tells the Emperor he has no clothes, is he naked?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 01, 2015 07:17 PM (oVJmc) 33
Because what the JV team does doesn't count. They were affected by global warming, had no jobs, etc.....
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2015 07:17 PM (No/ki) Posted by: Trump at December 01, 2015 07:17 PM (3dOE/) 35
He does put the Stupid in Profoundly Stupid, though, doesn't he?
Posted by: Garrett at December 01, 2015 07:17 PM (o5Zq3) 36
Keep on telling the big lies big guy!
Posted by: Colloge Graduit at December 01, 2015 07:18 PM (BO/km) 37
Guns in other countries are set to 'tickle.'
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 01, 2015 07:18 PM (oVJmc) 38
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Who shoved this guy on us? Because he clearly did not get here on his own. Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 01, 2015 07:17 PM (dFi94) Don't get me started. I'll be spending Christmas Day in the ATL with a room full of his idiot supporters. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2015 07:18 PM (FsuaD) 39
29 I wonder if rapey Tuesdays happen outside America???
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at December 01, 2015 07:16 PM (uJK1E) I have a feeling those rapey dolphins get around to lots of countries. Posted by: tcn in AK at December 01, 2015 07:18 PM (+YMhA) 40
MSM response.....but...but ..but...Donald Trump said ....stuff too
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at December 01, 2015 07:18 PM (uJK1E) 41
True believer.
He is so into the Narrative that he can't get out of it. And all he cares about is domestic policy and his real enemies, i.e., American traditionalists. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 01, 2015 07:18 PM (T/5A0) Posted by: Y-not at December 01, 2015 07:19 PM (t5zYU) 43
dont forget the guy who shot up the jewish museum in belgium
or shot up the jewish school hebdo or the jewish grovery Hyper Cache and Norway (that camp with children) and of course Turkey the entire ME and Russia (remember the school, such a horror) the beheading in busy London, oh thats not a gun we wont talk about bombings at all either Posted by: ThunderB at December 01, 2015 07:19 PM (zOTsN) 44
Umm...sort of O/T, but in the sidebar, doesn't the story say The Hamster had a baby girl?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 01, 2015 07:19 PM (pLwjI) 45
Long term effects of cocaine use, kids.
Posted by: But so what at December 01, 2015 07:19 PM (7wyDO) 46
fgs people quit noticing what a total unfeeling asshole he is.
the deaths don't matter,he makes them invisible with the slight of his hand and media schmucks cover , only his narrative and goals matter. Posted by: willow at December 01, 2015 07:19 PM (jOumW) 47
i wonder who he thinks "we" are? what a maroon.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 01, 2015 07:19 PM (ucDmr) 48
Your President missed his calling. He could have made a fortune singing novelty songs. The Witch Doctor comes to mind - Oo Ee Oo Aa Ah, Ting Tang Walla Walla etc.
Posted by: O.Butts at December 01, 2015 07:19 PM (vtCSW) 49
I keep telling you guys, he's two hub caps short of a Buick.
Posted by: Trump at December 01, 2015 07:20 PM (3dOE/) Posted by: krakatoa at December 01, 2015 07:20 PM (T3HYm) 51
He does love aborted babies. Especially the late term ones, who can cry and move after their abortions. Just throw that "human trash" in a closet to die.
Yes, he's evil. The flies on his face and the rat in front of the podium in his first Rose Garden presser were SIGNS. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2015 07:20 PM (FsuaD) Posted by: ThunderB at December 01, 2015 07:20 PM (zOTsN) 53
grammie, wouldn't it be nice if He had actually been vetted?
Posted by: willow at December 01, 2015 07:20 PM (jOumW) 54
He climbed steep stairs, born off the continent with no father to guide, a dreamy, abandoning mother, mixed race, no connections. He rose with guts and gifts. He is steady, calm, and, in terms of the execution of his political ascent, still the primary and almost only area in which his executive abilities can be discerned, he shows good judgment in terms of whom to hire and consult, what steps to take and moves to make. Posted by: Mrs Peggy Noonan-Obama - We're Registered at Macy's Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 01, 2015 07:21 PM (kdS6q) 55
Don't forget the Beslan school massacre.
Posted by: m at December 01, 2015 07:21 PM (d4uu4) 56
Let's see. He didn't father his "children," he is an obvious homosexual, he cannot hold an umbrella any better than he has held any job in his lifetime, he went to school as a foreigner to get scholarships, and affirmative action at that, he's been a complete failure concerning the economy, foreign policy, domestic policy, the military, energy, and infrastructure, he lies about absolutely everything and takes selfies at state funerals.
This boob is the daffy duck of American politics. Posted by: tcn in AK at December 01, 2015 07:21 PM (+YMhA) 57
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_Sydney_hostage_crisis
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 01, 2015 07:21 PM (oVJmc) 58
Wait. Something happened with guns in Paris? Was this on ESPN?
Posted by: Emperor Clusterfuck I at December 01, 2015 07:21 PM (YFFpo) 59
I'm with Mark Levin on this, he's not my president. I certainly didn't vote for him or believe any of his BS.
Posted by: Carol at December 01, 2015 07:22 PM (sj3Ax) 60
Don't forget the Beslan school massacre.
Posted by: m at December 01, 2015 07:21 PM (d4uu4) I didn't Posted by: ThunderB at December 01, 2015 07:22 PM (zOTsN) 61
And that narrative and those goals are proceeding quite well.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 01, 2015 07:22 PM (+jyzN) 62
I figure Euroweenies must find the Obama presidency troubling.
I mean the U.S. has always been daddy in the house. Europe could always indulge whatever socialist fantasy they wanted knowing daddy was there for them. Now daddy's just as stupid as they are, smoking weed with them and giving them the car keys and whiskey. I'm sure Putin also doesn't know what to do with a president who hates the United States more than he does. Can't trust him, don't fear or respect him. Posted by: Northernlurker at December 01, 2015 07:22 PM (K4Ejl) 63
what was the awful shooting in that school in Scotland so many years ago?
Dunblane? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunblane_school_massacre Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 01, 2015 07:22 PM (oVJmc) 64
Everytime I watch him speak I imagine a laugh track playing after every sentence. Someone should set that up and put it on youtube.
Posted by: Bosk at December 01, 2015 07:22 PM (n2K+4) 65
See the thing that infuriates more than this asshole being a fucking dick is that if a Republican ever uttered something so retarded the prog collective would never shut the fuck up about.
Posted by: Kreplach at December 01, 2015 07:23 PM (DBrrm) 66
Posted by: Mrs Peggy Noonan-Obama - We're Registered at Macy's
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 01, 2015 07:21 PM (kdS6q) Peggy Noonan and Kathleen Parker can both go horse fuck. Together. They are as responsible for the JEF being elected not once, but twice, as anyone in the MFM. Peggy should take her stupid book and shove it up her hoo-hah. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2015 07:23 PM (FsuaD) Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 01, 2015 07:23 PM (9YDUz) 68
See, that's what I am saying! His golf bag doesn't have a full set of irons!
But I'll bet he plays with a few "hybrids", IYKWIM! Posted by: Oldbuffalo at December 01, 2015 07:23 PM (/pOl7) 69
What planned parenthood shooting? There was no planned parenthood shooting. It's all lies. Everything you see and hear in the media is part of The Big Lie. We live in 1984. Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at December 01, 2015 07:23 PM (sixca) Posted by: Joseph Goebbels at December 01, 2015 07:23 PM (c7vUv) 71
grammie, wouldn't it be nice if He had actually been vetted?
Posted by: willow at December 01, 2015 07:20 PM (jOumW) ============================================ I'm trying to come up with a job he might be suited for - a job where he could do no harm. All I've come up with is ticket seller at Six Flags. Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 01, 2015 07:23 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: 73
Obama shorter;we only recognition the deaths of those we need to.
Posted by: willow at December 01, 2015 07:23 PM (jOumW) 74
At the fishing camp we had a 55 gal drum buried in the ground for a septic. It was less full of shit.
Posted by: DaveA at December 01, 2015 07:23 PM (DL2i+) Posted by: ThunderB at December 01, 2015 07:24 PM (zOTsN) Posted by: eleven at December 01, 2015 07:24 PM (rjtGa) 77
Jeb! or Rubio! can fix it.
Posted by: GOPe at December 01, 2015 07:24 PM (nSW/N) 78
Oh, fuck you! Fuck you ALL!
Posted by: President Bitchy Girl at December 01, 2015 07:24 PM (YFFpo) Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 01, 2015 07:24 PM (kdS6q) 80
Arrest him, do a Amendment 25 Section 4 and remove him to a looney bin. There he will be pelted with moist balls of earwax, honey coated amphibians, and hungry boars.
It is the Constitutional thing to do. Except the boars and earwax. That's just sensible. Posted by: Inspector Cussword at December 01, 2015 07:24 PM (7O9ts) Posted by: Carol at December 01, 2015 07:24 PM (sj3Ax) Posted by: Lea at December 01, 2015 07:24 PM (vmMMi) 83
So Jew sticking, and gay flying don't count. Somebody explain the sick rules of this game.
Posted by: redenzo at December 01, 2015 07:24 PM (WCnJW) 84
Not insane at all. obama is just a big fucking liar. And the media is complicit. And the Republicans are complicit. Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at December 01, 2015 07:24 PM (sixca) 85
I fail to understand why this man doesn't get mocked mercilessly for the idiotic comments he makes on the world stage. I get why he doesn't get mocked here in the United States--he's the magic man here.
Posted by: WTFO at December 01, 2015 07:25 PM (GxhCK) 86
the prog collective would never shut the fuck up about.
Posted by: Kreplach at December 01, 2015 07:23 PM (DBrrm) So, why do we? I say, both barrels, 24/7/365. Posted by: tcn in AK at December 01, 2015 07:25 PM (+YMhA) 87
I wonder if he thinks about those words put in front of him?
Posted by: ryukyu at December 01, 2015 07:25 PM (FuBZa) 88
Oh, interesting, apparently the Dunblane gunman had a thing for young boys.
One of those little details that aren't proper to repeat, I guess. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 01, 2015 07:25 PM (oVJmc) 89
and the shooting up of Canadian parliament a couple of years ago
Posted by: ThunderB at December 01, 2015 07:25 PM (zOTsN) Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2015 07:25 PM (FsuaD) 91
in the History of the world American citizens kill more people because of legal gun ownership, which is why we sent guns that were given to Isis in the M.E and cartels in mexico.
Posted by: willow at December 01, 2015 07:25 PM (jOumW) 92
He (I should say she, he acts more like a female prima donna than a male) is a classic example of someone educated beyond his innate capabilities. Jean-Francois Kerrie is another shining example. They are blithering idiots yet are given, by media sycophants, the air of Olympian wisdom.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 01, 2015 07:25 PM (dvuhZ) 93
Obama is 55 gallons of fisherman shit squeezed into a ten cent head.
Posted by: eleven at December 01, 2015 07:25 PM (rjtGa) 94
tfg should be doing infomercials after midnight. sell his shit to the drooling idiots that will buy anything. chuck todd would be into him for his yearly salary.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 01, 2015 07:26 PM (ucDmr) 95
Alternate post title: We have never been at war with Oceania or obama in Paris: Oceania? What's Oceania? Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at December 01, 2015 07:26 PM (sixca) 96
All I've come up with is ticket seller at Six Flags.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 01, 2015 07:23 PM (dFi94) Guy in the booth taking tokens on the El Train in Chicago. Somewhere in Rogers Park. Posted by: tcn in AK at December 01, 2015 07:26 PM (+YMhA) 97
I think that's true. The president is insane.
Posted by: simplemind at December 01, 2015 07:27 PM (BTnAK) 98
Since the Planned Parenthood vicinity shooting is part of his outrage, something else, in relation to most of the civilized world the United States has the most liberal policies in regard to abortion weeks permitted. Therefore, largest fetuses, approaching viability. The rest of the world also doesn't engage in ghoulish practices like selling fetal eyes, ears, organs, etc.
So false comparison is false. Posted by: free range jihadist at December 01, 2015 07:27 PM (7v/r5) 99
obama in Paris: Oceania? What's Oceania?
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at December 01, 2015 07:26 PM (sixca) 57th state, you idiot. Posted by: tcn in AK at December 01, 2015 07:27 PM (+YMhA) 100
Guy in the booth taking tokens on the El Train in Chicago. Somewhere in Rogers Park.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 01, 2015 07:26 PM (+YMhA) ================================================= At night. That works. Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 01, 2015 07:27 PM (dFi94) 101
ace, hes just recycling that exact same talking point from the oregon shooting speech.
he said something along the lines of that he's going to give the same speech every time there's a shooting. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 01, 2015 07:27 PM (AkOaV) Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2015 07:27 PM (FsuaD) 103
Hey, if we didn't have guns, everything would be totally perfect!!!
Posted by: The Polar Bear Game (which totally, fer sure never existed) at December 01, 2015 07:28 PM (VO5mN) 104
I'm trying to come up with a job he might be suited for - a job where he could do no harm. All I've come up with is ticket seller at Six Flags.
Posted by: grammie he would likely steal 4/5ths and blame sixflags for being the one percenters Posted by: willow at December 01, 2015 07:28 PM (jOumW) Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at December 01, 2015 07:28 PM (sixca) 106
now in communist China, they are very very big on mass stabbings. at train platforms and the like
like 27 people stabbed in one go Posted by: ThunderB at December 01, 2015 07:28 PM (zOTsN) 107
>>he's the magic man here.
He's the magic man in lots of place around the world. When I traveled overseas during the Bush years I heard the predictable dumb cowboy crap, particularly in Europe. A lot of those same people became orgasmic at the the thought of a far left black man becoming president of the US, as if we evolved to their way of thinking. I don't hear it as much anymore but when he was first elected I had to do a lot of tongue biting. Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2015 07:29 PM (/tuJf) 108
Technically, he did just deny the Paris Attacks happened.
Posted by: Live Stream at December 01, 2015 07:29 PM (7wyDO) 109
I just wonder what the world thought of his statement. What did the French news respond to that like? What did people there say or think? It was a public speech, how did people respond?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 01, 2015 07:29 PM (39g3+) Posted by: eleven at December 01, 2015 07:29 PM (rjtGa) Posted by: ThunderB at December 01, 2015 07:30 PM (zOTsN) 112
Take a hint from the weather. You can complain about it all you like, but it won't change to suit your preference.
At least, that's what I was taught. Now, about that global warming. I could use a dose of it this week. Not above freezing for the foreseeable future, and the streets around here are perfect if you a figure skater. Posted by: tcn in AK at December 01, 2015 07:30 PM (+YMhA) 113
>>This boob is the daffy duck of American politics.
Posted by: tcn in AK What kind of slur is that? That's despicable. Posted by: Daffy Duck at December 01, 2015 07:30 PM (c7vUv) 114
There's a reason Mooch has a perpetual frown. She's sick of being his prissy-assed beard.
"Moochelle, my beard these are words that go together well My Moochelle" Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2015 07:30 PM (FsuaD) 115
To recap: obama, who is in Paris for a meeting for a wordwide hoax, comments on an event that never happened*. *there was no pp shooting -- there was a shooting that just happened to involve a pp building Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at December 01, 2015 07:30 PM (sixca) 116
That dude is all bullshit and no cattle.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 01, 2015 07:31 PM (bLnSU) 117
What kind of slur is that?
That's despicable. Posted by: Daffy Duck at December 01, 2015 07:30 PM (c7vUv) Wabbit season. Posted by: tcn in AK at December 01, 2015 07:31 PM (+YMhA) 118
How 'bout we just go with "he's stupid" or maybe "dumb as a post?"
Then we can move on to "ugly as a mud fence" and "dangerously psychopathic." Posted by: tcn in AK at December 01, 2015 07:07 PM (+YMhA) Why do you insist on insulting posts and mud fences like that? Personally, I'll go with door number 4 - dangerously psychopathic. Posted by: steveegg at December 01, 2015 07:31 PM (cL79m) 119
We banned all the guns, and look at the perfectly peaceful paradise we've had.
Everything is amazing here... even our football team! Posted by: Chicago at December 01, 2015 07:31 PM (VO5mN) 120
28 people killed, 113 injured in one mass stabbing in China
thats hard work Posted by: ThunderB at December 01, 2015 07:30 PM Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't there a 20+ dead mass stabbing in a Chinese school the same week as the Newtown shooting? Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 01, 2015 07:31 PM (pLwjI) 121
*there was no pp shooting -- there was a shooting that just happened to involve a pp building Just like the NAACP 'bombing' a while back. But they'll repeat the Narrative until the LiVs hear it and remember it. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 01, 2015 07:32 PM (oVJmc) 122
Hey! Knock it off! This man is a GENIUS! A FUCKIN GENIUS, I TELLS YA!!1111!1!1!!!!
Posted by: tu3031 at December 01, 2015 07:32 PM (YFFpo) 123
Hey, if the Russkie's new solar dynamo model for the sunspot cycle is correct, we'll be hitting another Maunder Minimum around 2030 and will go into another mini-Ice Age for a couple decades or so. The Thames might freeze over again.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 01, 2015 07:32 PM (dvuhZ) 124
We should weep for all the flushed turds that were smarter than this guy
Posted by: FredB at December 01, 2015 07:32 PM (mkgf1) 125
ALL!
Posted by: President Bitchy Girl at December 01, 2015 07:24 PM (YFFpo) Michelle they are picking on me again Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 01, 2015 07:32 PM (pahrJ) 126
Technically, he did just deny the Paris Attacks happened.
Posted by: Live Stream That or he believes the Paris attacks were justified somehow. Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 01, 2015 07:32 PM (9YDUz) 127
122 Hey! Knock it off! This man is a GENIUS! A FUCKIN GENIUS, I TELLS YA!!1111!1!1!!!!
Posted by: tu3031 at December 01, 2015 07:32 PM (YFFpo) Compared to green slime mold, you are 100% correct, sir. Posted by: tcn in AK at December 01, 2015 07:32 PM (+YMhA) 128
"As Americans, this is not who we are." He says this shit all the time.
What is this "we" champ? You're as American as the foreign student we're sponsoring this year. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2015 07:16 PM (FsuaD) Exactly. What does Choom know about being an American? Posted by: Titanium at December 01, 2015 07:32 PM (u9UgT) 129
here is the thing there are bad crazy people in every country maybe we need to be better at locking up our crazy people. just a thought Posted by: ThunderB at December 01, 2015 07:32 PM (zOTsN) 130
We banned all the guns, and look at the perfectly peaceful paradise we've had.
Everything is amazing here... even our football team! Posted by: Chicago at December 01, 2015 07:31 PM (VO5mN) That reminds me - Duh Bears still suck! Posted by: steveegg at December 01, 2015 07:32 PM (cL79m) 131
Things dumber than Obama:
1. A post? Possibly. 2. A sea sponge. 3. A jellyfish. 4. Obama voters. 5. ? Posted by: tcn in AK at December 01, 2015 07:33 PM (+YMhA) Posted by: Garrett at December 01, 2015 07:34 PM (o5Zq3) 133
Hey! Knock it off! This man is a GENIUS! A FUCKIN GENIUS, I TELLS YA!!1111!1!1!!!!
Posted by: tu3031 at December 01, 2015 07:32 PM (YFFpo) I'm the genius around here, and Teh SCOAMT is mud-spelled-backwards. Posted by: Wile E. Coyote - Suuuuuuper Genius at December 01, 2015 07:34 PM (cL79m) 134
maybe we need to be better at locking up our crazy people. just a thought
Posted by: ThunderB at December 01, 2015 07:32 PM (zOTsN) (Democrats immediately start trying to lock up their political opponents) Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 01, 2015 07:34 PM (bLnSU) 135
No one wanted him as a child and now we know why.
Posted by: Lester at December 01, 2015 07:34 PM (2UPXV) 136
So I heard the WH is cancelling the annual WH TV Christmas special.
Like TFG and Mooch even celebrate the holiday. Hell, the special is usually filled with rappers and Obama-worshiping celebutards. So, good. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2015 07:34 PM (FsuaD) 137
He meant to say that mass shootings by armed white people does not happen outside of our country. He blames whitey for everything. Rayciss bastard. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 01, 2015 07:14 PM (ej1L0) According to the Feds in their gorram bullshit EEOC forms, Arabs are white. Unless they changed them recently. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 01, 2015 07:34 PM (o98Jz) 138
Who shoved this guy on us? Because he clearly did not get here on his own.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 01, 2015 07:17 PM (dFi94) remember this? "We have nothing to fear with Barack Obama in the White House." Posted by: dDan at December 01, 2015 07:34 PM (hwYmz) 139
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 01, 2015 07:23 PM
That stupid fuck couldn't pour piss from a boot if the instructions were on the heel. ![]() And why Trump or Cruz hasn't called him a callous imbecile for making such a stupid remark in Paris just goes to show that they don't have the gravitas to challenge this POS or his psyco-fantic fanbois in the media. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 01, 2015 07:34 PM (+bVzV) 140
There's a reason Mooch has a perpetual frown. She's sick of being his prissy-assed beard.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2015 07:30 PM Honestly. Last night they aired a short celebration of the 50th anniversary of A Charlie Brown Christmas. They gave TFG and his beard about 30 seconds to blather. She looked pissed off behind her obviously fake smile. Fer cryin' out loud, woman, you're there for a freakin' classic cartoon. Turn off the resting bitch face for 30 seconds! Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 01, 2015 07:35 PM (pLwjI) 141
yup
the same day as Sandy Hook thre was a mass stabbing at a Chinese school in fact that whole year China had a rash of school mass attacks involving knives, cleavers and hammers 25 dead, 112 injured in 2 years of attacks on schools by crazy people Posted by: ThunderB at December 01, 2015 07:35 PM (zOTsN) 142
So, good.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2015 07:34 PM (FsuaD) They had one of those? I've never been so glad to not have television in this house. Posted by: tcn in AK at December 01, 2015 07:35 PM (+YMhA) 143
Everything is amazing here... even our football team!
Hey, we beat the Packers. Whattya want from me? Posted by: Jay at December 01, 2015 07:35 PM (/tTDo) 144
maybe we need to be better at locking up our crazy people. just a thought
Posted by: ThunderB at December 01, 2015 07:32 PM (zOTsN) ==================================================== Perfect way to get rid of your political opponents or religious minorities. Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 01, 2015 07:35 PM (dFi94) Posted by: Lea at December 01, 2015 07:35 PM (vmMMi) 146
I have said it a number of times:
Obama is the first Pinhead, Psychotic, Hydrocephalic, Ghey, Marxist, Dog-Eating, Wookie-Fucking, Extraterrestrial President. Any 8 year old could logic shit out better than this imbecile. The fact that he actually does believe everything he says is proof positive of his imbecility. There is literally no person dumber on this planet. FFS! Gah! Posted by: Sharkman at December 01, 2015 07:35 PM (jcBcB) 147
#126
Most militaries encourage situational awareness. Barack Obama's world view requires situational blindness. Posted by: Jack at December 01, 2015 07:36 PM (53CCM) 148
Things dumber than Obama:
4. Obama voters. 5. ? Posted by: tcn in AK at December 01, 2015 07:33 PM (+YMhA)AutoCorrect engaged. Posted by: steveegg at December 01, 2015 07:36 PM (cL79m) 149
Everything is amazing here... even our football team!
Hey, we beat the Packers. Whattya want from me? Posted by: Jay at December 01, 2015 07:35 PM (/tTDo) ========================================= Don't. Even. Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 01, 2015 07:36 PM (dFi94) 150
Hell, if I had an ass that damn big, I'd guess I'd be scowling all the time as well.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 01, 2015 07:36 PM (dvuhZ) 151
It's just gaslighting again. A tactic that he has abused the country with many times. In fact I think it's his favorite form of abuse.
If you gave the dorkiest paste eater in grade school all the power in the world this is what would happen. A never ending series of snide remarks aimed at the part of the country that doesn't happen to be ignominious, shiftless, cowards. Posted by: bananaDream at December 01, 2015 07:37 PM (vLk7c) 152
attackers often seek out the vulnerable, hoping to amplify their outrage before they themselves often commit suicide.
this was the conclusion to the China school attacks Posted by: ThunderB at December 01, 2015 07:37 PM (zOTsN) 153
I stand corrected. And apologies to the post.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 01, 2015 07:37 PM (+YMhA) 154
(Democrats immediately start trying to lock up their political opponents)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 01, 2015 07:34 PM (bLnSU)Don't even joke about that - they tried that here in Wisconsin. Posted by: steveegg at December 01, 2015 07:37 PM (cL79m) 155
Obviously, since there are no shootings or attacks like this in Mexico, millions of illegals can go home and live in quiet happiness in the Central American utopia!
Posted by: not holding my breath at December 01, 2015 07:37 PM (VO5mN) 156
Yes, only in America are there lone nuts who carry out mass shootings.
Everywhere else there are whole squads of organized psychos who do it. Posted by: rickl at December 01, 2015 07:38 PM (sdi6R) 157
I'm trying to come up with a job he might be suited for - a job where he could do no harm. All I've come up with is ticket seller at Six Flags. Posted by: grammie winger
Racist. Isn't one of those flags the confederate flag? Posted by: free range jihadist at December 01, 2015 07:38 PM (7v/r5) 158
a panel in China recommended steel pitch forks for the schools to defend against these attackers I am not kidding Posted by: ThunderB at December 01, 2015 07:38 PM (zOTsN) 159
According to the Feds in their gorram bullshit EEOC forms, Arabs are white. Unless they changed them recently.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 01, 2015 07:34 PM (o98Jz) Are white Arabs like white Mexicans? Does that mean they lose their special status then? Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2015 07:38 PM (45oDG) 160
So the next time there's a shooting, here's what we must do immediately: Blame obama and the Democrats. Because i) it's their fault, and ii) if we don't, they will blame Us. Politics loves a vacuum. Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at December 01, 2015 07:39 PM (sixca) 161
If you watch the video closely, you will see the little strings coming down that operate his limbs, and then there's that arm hanging down behind him that's shoved so far up his ass that it operates his mouth.....
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 01, 2015 07:39 PM (+YMhA) 162
"Let's see. He didn't father his "children," he is an obvious homosexual,
he cannot hold an umbrella any better than he has held any job in his lifetime" He had a Marine hold his umbrella, otherwise he wouldn't be able to figure out how to get it through the gate. Posted by: Titanium at December 01, 2015 07:39 PM (u9UgT) 163
These thousands of people died naturally. (As he waves his hand and bespells the enitre MSM)
Posted by: Barack Obama at December 01, 2015 07:39 PM (53CCM) 164
a panel in China recommended steel pitch forks for the schools to defend against these attackers
::ahem:: crossbows. Posted by: eleven at December 01, 2015 07:40 PM (rjtGa) 165
What did the Lying Lefties Say about Bush (while projecting on him everything they wanted and that Obama did)? Not MY President.
Sounds good. Bammy ain't my President, either. Posted by: acethepug at December 01, 2015 07:40 PM (RHPFv) 166
Captain Bullshit is the face of the Post Turtle
Posted by: Doom Rider at December 01, 2015 07:40 PM (ImLO6) 167
You know European leaders really dislike Obama and believe he is a incompetent boob by virtue of the lack of positive ass kissing reporting. When he was Europe's answer to their prayers for a President as anti-American as they were, he was a Nobel prize winning messiah. Now they ignore him because they can't find anything positive to say because his anti- Americanism can't make up for his incompetence.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 01, 2015 07:40 PM (+Q9b4) 168
I'm trying to come up with a job he might be suited for - a job where he could do no harm. All I've come up with is ticket seller at Six Flags.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 01, 2015 07:23 PM (dFi94) Minimal harm to most anyway, possibly a fair amount to Six Flags given how he use to give away the store's icecream at the one real job he ever had. Though maybe as a ticket seller at Six Flags New Orleans post-Katrina might limit his damage greatly to just drawing a small salary for not doing any damage (let's face it, work isn't going to be pulled out of him by angels riding chariots). Posted by: Bete says it is going to burn, why bother putting it off? at December 01, 2015 07:41 PM (F9322) 169
the stoopid is strong in this one.....
Posted by: Jake at December 01, 2015 07:41 PM (QelBn) 170
Insane because he really he can make things so just bay saying them, man!
He's a freakin' jedi of ELOQUENCE, bitchezzzzzz! Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2015 07:41 PM (NOIQH) 171
Come on, Obama obviously just waddled out to meet the press from a multi-course luncheon and a case of first growth burgundies with fellow global superiors at "L'Amboiserie," a temple of haute cuisine.
I mean, where is your pity. Posted by: Feh at December 01, 2015 07:41 PM (Uk9e2) 172
The same week the Media is telling me there was never any muslims in the US cheering on 9/11, they're telling me there was a shooting rampage on planned parenthood AND obama is gonna do something about climate change. We live in Bizzarro Universe. Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at December 01, 2015 07:41 PM (sixca) 173
Obama cancelled the White House Christmas Special? Hey bud - maybe you don't celebrate the holidays, but a whole bunch of Americans manage to enjoy ourselves. You just have to mess up each little thing. Every one of the things - you must poop all over it. Go back to Chi-Town. There's an El with your name on it.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 01, 2015 07:42 PM (dFi94) 174
is this 'stray voltage' on display?
Posted by: Jake at December 01, 2015 07:43 PM (QelBn) 175
The first time I saw the prissy idiot failing at operating an umbrella, riding a girl's bike while wearing a sissy helmet, throwing out not one, but two, failed opening pitches while sporting mom jeans, and GIVING HIMSELF A FIST PUMP after failing miserably, telling us he's "like the Special Olympics or something" at bowling, can't speak Austrian...and on and on....
I've been at a loss for words and sporting a rage headache ever since the wispy little bastard was crowned Special Prince of the USA in '09. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2015 07:43 PM (FsuaD) 176
The president acted stupidly.
Posted by: fluffy at December 01, 2015 07:43 PM (AfsKp) 177
The same week the Media is telling me there was
never any muslims in the US cheering on 9/11, they're telling me there was a shooting rampage on planned parenthood AND obama is gonna do something about climate change. We live in Bizzarro Universe. Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at December 01, 2015 07:41 PM (sixca) And ISIS has nothing to do with Islam Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2015 07:43 PM (45oDG) 178
The same week the Media is telling me there was
never any muslims in the US cheering on 9/11, they're telling me there was a shooting rampage on planned parenthood AND obama is gonna do something about climate change. We live in Bizzarro Universe. Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at December 01, 2015 07:41 PM (sixca) Did we report on it? No? Then it didn't happen...duh Posted by: Main Stream Failure at December 01, 2015 07:43 PM (ImLO6) 179
OT:
Somebody posted a link to Karl Denninger at Market Ticker today going on about Global Warming. Was a good screed, but he actually posted something later that was even better: A German academic is going to publish a comprehensive report on a study he did on NASA's fiddling with temperature numbers: http://tinyurl.com/K-Denninger-NASA-Fraud NASA apparently fiddled will ALL the existing temp data going back as far as 1881 and changed everything to show a warming trend after WWII. German professor will publish the original data alongside the tampered with data. If course this won't be reported in the MFM. But the truth will be out there. Posted by: Sharkman at December 01, 2015 07:44 PM (jcBcB) 180
If I'm ever brought up on charges in a liberal city, my defense will be I was forced to do it by global warming. Those folks will buy anything.
Posted by: waelse1 at December 01, 2015 07:44 PM (/sjlO) 181
148: our idiotic media for 5
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 01, 2015 07:44 PM (ucDmr) 182
I'd hate to have anything bad happen to obama on the flight home from Paris. It'd be a shame to lose Air Force 1. It's a damn fine plane.. Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at December 01, 2015 07:44 PM (sixca) 183
Brb: Fapping to Amy Schumer picture.
Posted by: said no one at December 01, 2015 07:45 PM (7v/r5) 184
I don't think this is some clever trick. I think he has a specific theory in mind that he'll hold to no matter what the facts are. The guy solidified all his ideas about the world in the 90s and he's done.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 01, 2015 07:45 PM (39g3+) 185
>>President Bitchy Girl at December 01, 2015 07:24 PM (YFFpo)
This comparison is highly offensive to bitchy little girls. Posted by: Lea at December 01, 2015 07:45 PM (vmMMi) 186
>>>The first time I saw the prissy idiot failing at
operating an umbrella, riding a girl's bike while wearing a sissy helmet, throwing out not one, but two, failed opening pitches while sporting mom jeans, and GIVING HIMSELF A FIST PUMP after failing miserably, telling us he's "like the Special Olympics or something" at bowling, can't speak Austrian...and on and on.... I've been at a loss for words and sporting a rage headache ever since the wispy little bastard was crowned Special Prince of the USA in '09. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2015 07:43 PM (FsuaD)<<< Well, all those really aren't my thing. I'm much better at basketball. Posted by: President 2 for 22, and ball hog extraordinaire around little kids at December 01, 2015 07:45 PM (VO5mN) Posted by: eman at December 01, 2015 07:46 PM (mR7Es) 188
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2015 07:43 PM
I want to add curling the silver womens 15 pound dumbells. you forgot the first pitch he threw out...... it was high on the 'throws like a girl scale' Posted by: Jake at December 01, 2015 07:46 PM (QelBn) Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at December 01, 2015 07:46 PM (sixca) Posted by: Feh at December 01, 2015 07:46 PM (Uk9e2) 191
Obama cancelled the White House Christmas Special?
Hey bud - maybe you don't celebrate the holidays, but a whole bunch of Americans manage to enjoy ourselves. You just have to mess up each little thing. Every one of the things - you must poop all over it. Go back to Chi-Town. There's an El with your name on it. Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 01, 2015 07:42 PM (dFi94) To make way for the Kwanzaa special Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2015 07:46 PM (45oDG) 192
Well, all those really aren't my thing. I'm much better at basketball. Posted by: President 2 for 22, and ball hog extraordinaire around little kids at December 01, 2015 07:45 PM (VO5mN) And you FAIL at b-ball too, you cock-smoking loon. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2015 07:47 PM (FsuaD) 193
or Eid
Posted by: Feh at December 01, 2015 07:47 PM (Uk9e2) 194
Don't get me started. I'll be spending Christmas Day in the ATL with a room full of his idiot supporters.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2015 07:18 PM My sympathies Jane. We won't have the problem. Tho I'm not sure about my nephew and niece. They seem to be reasonable kids (32 & 31) so I doubt they are lefties. Posted by: Farmer at December 01, 2015 07:48 PM (o/90i) 195
Terrorism is only perpetrated by right wingers and mass shootings only occur in America. Newspeak motherfucker, do you speak it?
Posted by: irright at December 01, 2015 07:48 PM (DtNNC) 196
I think there were a lot of kings down through history that were dopes, addled, and somewhat dim. I wish I were better at names. Anyhoo - civilization survived them, and we'll survive this too.
Oh who am I kidding - we're done for. Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 01, 2015 07:48 PM (dFi94) 197
>>I don't think this is some clever trick. I think he has a specific theory in mind that he'll hold to no matter what the facts are.
Yes, he thinks he can bend reality of he just keeps saying stuff like this. Insane, not clever. This is the guy who declared, in all seriousness, that his biggest failure as a president was not adequately explaining things to Americans. His policies aren't wrong, he just keeps failing to phrase it in a way we rubes can understand. Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2015 07:48 PM (NOIQH) 198
We used to tune into the News to find out what happened in our world. Today the "news" tells us what didn't happen in our world even though we saw it happen, and the "news" tells us things that never happened or will happen is happening. Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at December 01, 2015 07:48 PM (sixca) 199
Posted in the not correct thread.
He doesn't count jihadists who are just doing Mohammed's work for the religion of peace. So the Scandinavian island mass murderer is one of the only ones I can think of Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2015 07:48 PM (E8oTQ) 200
Are white Arabs like white Mexicans? Does that mean they lose their special status then?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2015 07:38 PM (45oDG) Arabs aren't white-white! Posted by: W. Goldberg at December 01, 2015 07:48 PM (ftVQq) 201
And you FAIL at b-ball too, you cock-smoking loon.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2015 07:47 PM I think you're holding back, Jane. Let the hate flow, you must. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 01, 2015 07:49 PM (pLwjI) Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 01, 2015 07:49 PM (oVJmc) 203
"We're four days away from fundamentally changing the United States of America."
The little bitch didn't fuck around, did he? So there's that. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2015 07:49 PM (FsuaD) 204
According to the Feds in their gorram bullshit EEOC forms, Arabs are white. Unless they changed them recently.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 01, 2015 07:34 PM (o98Jz) Yup...I met more white people in Syria, Lebanon and even Mexico than in a city like New Orleans. But with Obongo "white" or "black" is not a skin color or race it is a political statement. So a conservative black guy is actually "white" to Obongo while all mooselims are "black" as far as Obongo is concerned. In his world all shooters in this country are "white" oppressors while in Paris they were "black" freedom fighters. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 01, 2015 07:49 PM (ej1L0) 205
Well, all those really aren't my thing. I'm much better at basketball.
Posted by: President 2 for 22, and ball hog extraordinaire around little kids at December 01, 2015 07:45 PM (VO5mN) "He's a lefty. He always goes left," said former pro basketball star Charles Barkley, of the president's basketball prowess. "And if you just stand there, I'm not sure if you were to open up the right side, he could go right at all." Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2015 07:50 PM (45oDG) 206
Eleven-dimensional chess can have the appearance of stupid to the uninitiated.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 01, 2015 07:50 PM (8ZskC) Posted by: dartist at December 01, 2015 07:50 PM (/tTDo) 208
So has ANY reporter in the msm of ANY country called this out as one of the most singularly stupid statements of our time?
Posted by: OregonMuse at December 01, 2015 07:50 PM (Zmat4) 209
Paris is so lucky to not have mass shootings by people who are clearly not true Muslims.
I wish to hear more about other things that are also not things. Posted by: Cantankerous at December 01, 2015 07:50 PM (ZZqyG) 210
Okay, Paris did have a little shooting incident but it was justified.
Posted by: Prez'nit Shit Midas at December 01, 2015 07:51 PM (8ZskC) 211
Just saw this at the NY Slimes site.
Not even trying to hide it anymore: "If (Trump) carries this message into the general election in Ohio we'll hand this election to Hillary Clinton - and then try to salvage the rest of the ticket," said Matt Borges, chairman of the (Ohio)Republican Party Fk the GOPe. Fk them all to fking hell. And they can take their damned loyalty pledges with them. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 01, 2015 07:52 PM (HMt16) 212
I guess someone forgot to completely revise his standard gun violence mad lobs speech and didn't remove that line.
Posted by: Buzzion at December 01, 2015 07:52 PM (z/Ubi) 213
Guy goes into planned parenthood on shooting rampage, kills no employees or customers. Kills bystanders and responding cop instead. Right wing hate!
Posted by: wooga at December 01, 2015 07:52 PM (zqXcl) 214
Mad libs not lobs. Stupid auto cucumber.
Posted by: Buzzion at December 01, 2015 07:52 PM (z/Ubi) 215
Wow. Just...wow. What a complete and total dumbfuck.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 01, 2015 07:52 PM (kpqmD) 216
So has ANY reporter in the msm of ANY country called this out as one of the most singularly stupid statements of our time?
Posted by: OregonMuse at December 01, 2015 07:50 PM (Zmat4) BUSH COULDN'T SAY NUCLEAR!!! (LAUGHS) Posted by: The MSM at December 01, 2015 07:53 PM (oVJmc) 217
France was involved in the Crusades....so they had it coming.
Posted by: Preznit Kaka Midas at December 01, 2015 07:54 PM (ImLO6) 218
>>Okay, Paris did have a little shooting incident but it was justified.
Local crime by domestic criminals. Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2015 07:55 PM (NOIQH) 219
Barry is stupid and evil. To top it off he thinks he's smarter than everyone else which is just a lethal combination
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2015 07:55 PM (45oDG) 220
Quintessential sociopath on bold display.
Posted by: Clarney at December 01, 2015 07:55 PM (dgO4h) 221
I have no doubt the malignant narcissist will end up with a sweet job with the UN.
And Mooch will end up writing her memoirs and being the darling of the MFM. Hopefully, both Obama princesses will go lesbian, and never, ever give Barry the grandchildren he never wanted. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2015 07:55 PM (FsuaD) 222
Hell, if the Russian double dynamo model is correct, the Globull Warmunists will be discredited (at least with anyone who isn't a True Believer) and things will be just opposite of what they're predicting.
We've been in a peak solar cycle, a maximum of sorts for the last near 100 years. The model predicts that is coming to an end, and we'll go into another Mauder Minimum phase. Since so much of our modern agricultural activity has flowered in a period of uncommonly high solar activity, how well will global food supply when it returns to normal, not to mention going to a low. The Mauder Minimum may have messed up the Gulf Stream than keeps Britain warm. If it happens again, Britain may get cold, just when the idiotic Warmunists are making energy prices go through the roof. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 01, 2015 07:55 PM (dvuhZ) 223
in communist China, they are very very big on mass stabbings. at train platforms and the like
====== and all of that badly dubbed in broken engrish. the wirework is phenomenal though Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 01, 2015 07:57 PM (Cq0oW) 224
179 OT:
Somebody posted a link to Karl Denninger at Market Ticker today going on about Global Warming. Was a good screed, but he actually posted something later that was even better: A German academic is going to publish a comprehensive report on a study he did on NASA's fiddling with temperature numbers: http://tinyurl.com/K-Denninger-NASA-Fraud NASA apparently fiddled will ALL the existing temp data going back as far as 1881 and changed everything to show a warming trend after WWII. German professor will publish the original data alongside the tampered with data. If course this won't be reported in the MFM. But the truth will be out there. Posted by: Sharkman at December 01, 2015 07:44 PM (jcBcB) 'Twas me. You're right; that second post is a bombshell. But the link I gave, to the first post, is an epic rant and well worth reading. Plus I left a comment that I'm rather proud of. https://market-ticker.org/akcs-www?post=230932 Posted by: rickl at December 01, 2015 07:57 PM (sdi6R) 225
"first time as tragedy, the second time as farce" (Obama as latest Hitler)
Posted by: Karl Marx 1852 at December 01, 2015 07:57 PM (PGh+Q) Posted by: Golfman at December 01, 2015 07:58 PM (48QDY) 227
Well, that settles it. A mass shooting isn't a mass shooting unless it happens in the good ol' U.S. of A.
That is unless the mass shooting was in a place like, say, Ft., Hood, then it's not a mass shooting but instead it's workplace violence perpetrated by someone that absolutely did not do it for purposes of religion. Especially Islam. Are we clear on that? Posted by: Hank at December 01, 2015 07:58 PM (Bcz8E) 228
He is a Sociopath with Narcissitic Personality Disorder, amplified by all the emotional stability of a 13 year old girl 2 days before her first period.
This fcuk actually thinks the words rolling from his pie hole physically change not only the present, but the past. Wow. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 01, 2015 07:59 PM (OxOeA) 229
>>>"He's a lefty. He always goes left," said former pro basketball star
Charles Barkley, of the president's basketball prowess. "And if you just stand there, I'm not sure if you were to open up the right side, he could go right at all." Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2015 07:50 PM (45oDG)<<< He's turrible. Just turrible. He's got the same skills I have at golf. Posted by: Charles Barkley at December 01, 2015 07:59 PM (VO5mN) 230
Barry makes Henry VI look like a stable leader.
Posted by: Aviator at December 01, 2015 07:59 PM (c7vUv) 231
Summarized this aloud to my husband in the next room.
Him: Whaaaaaaat? Me: Yep. Him: What a f-ing c-nt. Posted by: Yep, that about covers it at December 01, 2015 08:01 PM (3vEgg) Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2015 08:01 PM (NOIQH) 233
He's this << >> close to having a hissy fit breakdown.
The prissy bastard cannot stand being judged, critiqued. I really, truly wish he'd have a total breakdown. On camera. That mouth-breaking 'tard Biden would be less harmful to what's left of this country. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2015 08:02 PM (FsuaD) 234
Hopefully, both Obama princesses will go lesbian, and never, ever give Barry the grandchildren he never wanted.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2015 07:55 PM (FsuaD) Are we sure they are actually girls? I mean..... Posted by: tcn in AK at December 01, 2015 08:02 PM (+YMhA) 235
>>He is a Sociopath with Narcissitic Personality Disorder, amplified by all the emotional stability of a 13 year old girl 2 days before her first period.
*golf clap* Nailed it! Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2015 08:03 PM (NOIQH) 236
I watched it live this morning before I brought my parents to the airport. My sweet mother let loose a string of expletives that would make the Horde proud. She doesn't normally use profanity, so you know she was livid.
Posted by: no good deed at December 01, 2015 08:03 PM (GgxVX) 237
210 Okay, Paris did have a little shooting incident but it was justified.
Posted by: Prez'nit Shit Midas at December 01, 2015 07:51 PM (8ZskC) It was "noble jihad." You aren't a hater, are you? Posted by: tcn in AK at December 01, 2015 08:03 PM (+YMhA) 238
234
Hopefully, both Obama princesses will go lesbian, and never, ever give Barry the grandchildren he never wanted. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2015 07:55 PM (FsuaD) Are we sure they are actually girls? I mean..... Posted by: tcn in AK at December 01, 2015 08:02 PM (+YMhA) Are we even sure Princess Barry is the dad? I'm guessing a turkey baster and some random half-black dude... Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2015 08:04 PM (FsuaD) 239
Will someone please tell me they pointed this out to a libtard in their lives and:
1) they were converted 2) they offered some weird rationalization, in which case please share it with us. I want to know how these people think. There has to be a cure. Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 01, 2015 08:04 PM (0dXaM) 240
175 The first time I saw the prissy idiot failing at operating an umbrella
. . . and then that time he warned Republicans, "Don't call my bluff." http://tinyurl.com/onm8f45 Posted by: m at December 01, 2015 08:04 PM (d4uu4) 241
Are we even sure Princess Barry is the dad? I'm guessing a turkey baster and some random half-black dude...
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2015 08:04 PM (FsuaD) To my knowledge, no child has ever been conceived in a Chicago bathhouse. Not that I know much about bathhouses, but this seems logical. Posted by: tcn in AK at December 01, 2015 08:04 PM (+YMhA) 242
I sort of am enjoying that he is pulling down his lacy pantaloons and showing his wee-wee'd up to the world.
He is a total grinning idiot. Useless empty suit. The flatworm is winning. May his hemorrhoids be chronically inflamed and painful. Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at December 01, 2015 08:05 PM (Mopd7) Posted by: Sharkman at December 01, 2015 08:05 PM (jcBcB) 244
Honestly. Last night they aired a short celebration of the 50th anniversary of A Charlie Brown Christmas. They gave TFG and his beard about 30 seconds to blather. She looked pissed off behind her obviously fake smile. Fer cryin' out loud, woman, you're there for a freakin' classic cartoon. Turn off the resting bitch face for 30 seconds!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState I have it on DVD so I didn't watch it (this weekend probably). I'm now relieved I didn't. 30 seconds of President Faculty Lounge and his horridly awful wife is too much. Posted by: Puddleglum at December 01, 2015 08:05 PM (NGd+i) Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2015 08:06 PM (gf8BH) 246
I wouldn't trust this boob to sell turnips off the back of a truck.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 01, 2015 08:06 PM (+YMhA) 247
221....
If they have children, the Birth announcement will read: "We are proud to announce the birth of our Punishment Baby..." Posted by: Judas Washington at December 01, 2015 08:06 PM (hCdMd) 248
I just love him making an extra long speech at the climate meeting, with the other guys hitting the buzzer trying to get him to shut up and get off the stage.
Did they not know who he was? He always talks too much. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 01, 2015 08:06 PM (39g3+) 249
>>Are we even sure Princess Barry is the dad? I'm guessing a turkey baster and some random half-black dude...
Posted by: Jane D'oh a I just spit in the turkey baster. Posted by: Barry at December 01, 2015 08:07 PM (c7vUv) 250
he said something along the lines of that he's going to give the same speech every time there's a shooting.
Yep. Doing same thing over and over again and expecting different results. He's insane. Posted by: simplemind at December 01, 2015 08:08 PM (BTnAK) 251
He always talks too much.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 01, 2015 08:06 PM (39g3+) It has gotten to where I hear his voice and immediately yell for the tv to be turned off. It has become my nails on a chalkboard. But gasbags gonna gasbag. Posted by: tcn in AK at December 01, 2015 08:08 PM (+YMhA) 252
"Corpsman." I actually heard some local idiot defending that. "He just mis-pronounced."
Yeah, and if Boosh had said it.... Of course, my self-hating Joo NYC BiL is still convinced Sarah Palin said she could see Russia from her house. He tossed that in my face out of nowhere, on the eve of sending son off to Afghanistan. He lol'd and lol'd. I just stared at him. No use telling him Tina Fey said it. He would choose not to believe it. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2015 08:08 PM (FsuaD) 253
I would also add that Prezzy Pissypants probably will see if he can remove the "Real Meaning of Christmas" that Linus said so beautifully near the end of CBC. There is no other God than himself after all.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 01, 2015 08:08 PM (NGd+i) 254
>>I sort of am enjoying that he is pulling down his lacy pantaloons and showing his wee-wee'd up to the world.
Yep, this plus him talking for 14 min instead of his allotted 3 min. yesterday --- following a prepared speech (so he did this intentionally). He's a pompous a$$. The downside is it broadcasts to our enemies that we are vulnerable. Very bad for our country. Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2015 08:09 PM (NOIQH) 255
He would choose not to believe it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2015 08:08 PM (FsuaD) No use wrestling with a pig. ![]() Posted by: tcn in AK at December 01, 2015 08:09 PM (+YMhA) 256
We all know that any natural cold period that's coming (not just winter) will be hailed as Obama's global climate warmening policies performing miracles, right?
He personally saved people living in coastal communities from needing to put their homes on stilts. Posted by: Hank at December 01, 2015 08:09 PM (Bcz8E) 257
>> I wouldn't trust this boob to sell turnips off the back of a truck.
Posted by: tcn in AK Can't. I just fell off. Posted by: Barry at December 01, 2015 08:10 PM (c7vUv) 258
Are we even sure Princess Barry is the dad? I'm guessing a turkey baster and some random half-black dude...
Let's put it this way: the girls look a lot more like Obama than Chelsea does Bill. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 01, 2015 08:10 PM (39g3+) 259
I love love love that he said, yesterday, that he witnessed Alaskan villages being swallowed by the sea.
This, after the lying bastard promised to lower the rising seas. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2015 08:11 PM (FsuaD) 260
Last Nood before ONT up...
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 01, 2015 08:11 PM (OxOeA) 261
>>They gave TFG and his beard about 30 seconds to blather. She looked pissed off behind her obviously fake smile. Fer cryin' out loud, woman, you're there for a freakin' classic cartoon. Turn off the resting bitch face for 30 seconds!
Ah, but unlike all the other Christmas specials this one includes a very Christian moment where Linus (IIRC) quotes scripture. Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2015 08:11 PM (NOIQH) 262
>>>He doesn't count jihadists who are just doing Mohammed's work for the religion of peace.
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2015 07:48 PM (E8oTQ) True. Posted by: m at December 01, 2015 08:12 PM (d4uu4) 263
Yep, mass shootings and Spanish, the two things you never find in any other country. And Chinese food, that is only in America too. And beer, alcohol is only served in America. Don't forget puppies...
Posted by: FDC at December 01, 2015 08:13 PM (K7ULy) 264
I didn't know I was living in The Onion. How strange...
God, I hate this crap they keep piling on us. I've never been good at telling the satire from the serious, and I swear, I thought this headline was a parody for a moment. Posted by: rihgt wing whippersnapper- quietly rebellious at December 01, 2015 08:13 PM (26lkV) 265
The flies on his face and the rat in front of the podium in his first Rose Garden presser were SIGNS.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2015 07:20 PM Associate President Wormwood Posted by: jow at December 01, 2015 08:14 PM (ycC/D) 266
>>>him talking for 14 min instead of his allotted 3 min. yesterday
Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2015 08:09 PM (NOIQH) Really? OMG, that is rude. Posted by: m at December 01, 2015 08:15 PM (d4uu4) 267
We've been told not to criticize an American president while they are on foreign soil. But this president can't visit foreign soil without talking up how awful Americans are.
Posted by: waelse1 at December 01, 2015 08:16 PM (/sjlO) 268
256 We all know that any natural cold period that's coming (not just winter) will be hailed as Obama's global climate warmening policies performing miracles, right?
Posted by: Hank at December 01, 2015 08:09 PM (Bcz8E) Yes, if the global warming taxes and wealth redistribution schemes are put into effect, the elites and the media will hail the coming cooling spell as proof that their efforts worked. But if the cooling turns out to be as severe as some fear, then the resulting deaths of millions from famine could be a bit hard to paper over. Posted by: rickl at December 01, 2015 08:16 PM (sdi6R) 269
May I point out again, that although he hopeully will not be running in 2016, this will provide excellent material for an anti-Dem attack ad.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 01, 2015 08:17 PM (0dXaM) 270
259 I love love love that he said, yesterday, that he witnessed Alaskan villages being swallowed by the sea.
This, after the lying bastard promised to lower the rising seas. Thats alright. he liked about seeing Alaskan villages being swallowed by the sea. Its either that or the dumbass saw a tsunami and didn't realize it. Its lies within lies; like Inception but with lying. Posted by: Puddleglum at December 01, 2015 08:17 PM (NGd+i) 271
Perhaps France has been annexed, and is now a part of America....
Posted by: Libtard covering for Preznit DogEater at December 01, 2015 08:18 PM (nbGZj) 272
My son heard the President say this and said maybe he just thinks Paris is one of the 57 states.
Posted by: California Girl at December 01, 2015 08:22 PM (l+qoZ) 273
He would choose not to believe it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2015 08:08 PM (FsuaD) No use wrestling with a pig. Posted by: tcn in AK at December 01, 2015 08:09 PM (+YMhA) Your BiL is an asshole....when someone deploys you wish them luck and Godspeed and hope to see them again otherwise he should have kept his mouth shut. I have cut all ties with lots of folks like him since 2008. Haven't missed any of them. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 01, 2015 08:24 PM (ej1L0) Posted by: Puddleglum at December 01, 2015 08:25 PM (NGd+i) Posted by: Bear With a Wang! at December 01, 2015 08:26 PM (iQIUe) 276
Rudolph is on now.. Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at December 01, 2015 08:30 PM (sixca) 277
Here is Baroque's daily schedule:
9am or so: Valjar wakes him with his wake up pills and canned imam and rug. Baroque, he of the rampant halitosis, gets to his knees, cuts a flabby one due to worn out tunnel, and complies like a marionette. His implated chip is fitted with new battery and he greets his grody visage in a mirror (sort of like the wicked, evil step-mother in Snow White...but that is raciss). Grins. Grins even bigger. Checks grin from all angles and thinks, "I am fine." Asks ireggie if he agrees. Then asks valjar and butlers and ss agents and all say "Yes!" He grabs selfie stick and takes 100 photos until just right. His butlers draw his bath (because he read that Prince Charles does this and has a designated pee-pee holder for tests and stuff). Temp set to specs. Jets on. He bathes and is careful not to jar his growing facial mole (see: Pinocchio). Has butler dress him in carefully creased pants and various other crap they have to keep tailoring as the flatworm is winning and he is skeletal boy. His former Hawaiian pecs are little flappys (reason no beach photos since 2008. Well, that and mooch). 10am sharp: he is kicking back and watching ESPN. His lovely wife with the arms greets him with a roar and something thrown at him (oh, wait, that was the Clintons). His dogs run from him. valjar instructs him on the meme talking points today that every other minion has. Jacks up on a few Redbulls and practices his pathetic basketball. Teleprompter charged for duty. Mid-day pill given. Electroshock treatment completed. Puts boogers on any papers given by staff.Onward and whatever. 12-2: He props feets up on Resolute Desk. Moves papers around.Out of boogers so fits pages with Nicorette gum. Watches a movie. Calls some boyz. Has a few other selfies. Orders a Marine to bring his lunch. Butler feeds him (lunch is usually a fatty burger with fries and to heck with that crap from mooch's garden). 2-4pm: Goes down to little golf room and practices pathetic swing. This may involve ireggie. Takes selfie of stupid golf shoes aka saddle shoes aka light in loafers. Has pm meds. Feeling mellow. Looks in mirror some more and practices his gun control climate change speechifying, noting arm gestures. Thinks," I am JFK. Every syllable I utter is profound." farhts. 4pm- whenever night meds kick in: Hangs with the boyz. Sees daughters sometimes if mooch otherwise occupied and/or boozing it up with her friends. Calls Beyonce and updates her on terror streams. Watches FOX and stews. valjar takes remote from him and doses again as facial mole glowing red like Rudolph's nose due to GOP. Bedtime: butler cares for every need (wink). valjar does her thang, night canned imam, and lights out (which is often what his EEG says during hook-up shock thing). Sleeps with stupid grin on face and dreams of his father. Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at December 01, 2015 08:33 PM (Mopd7) Posted by: rickl at December 01, 2015 08:38 PM (sdi6R) 279
He is a Sociopath with Narcissitic Personality Disorder, amplified by all the emotional stability of a 13 year old girl 2 days before her first period.
This fcuk actually thinks the words rolling from his pie hole physically change not only the present, but the past. Wow. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 01, 2015 07:59 PM ^^^ This, in spades. Posted by: Farmer at December 01, 2015 08:42 PM (o/90i) 280
He lied about seeing Alaskan villages swallowed by the sea?
Yeah! SO WHAT?! Sarah Palin lied about seeing Russia from her house... while she was being portrayed by Tina Fey... but it still counts... somehow. Posted by: RKae at December 01, 2015 09:17 PM (lYeZz) Posted by: Troll Feeder at December 01, 2015 09:18 PM (LkZ+W) 282
I literally spit my drink out. I didn't think that really happens. Interesting.
"Pant creases", eh Mr. Brooks?! Posted by: Uiah Heep at December 01, 2015 09:22 PM (ZMZ2g) 283
Just in America?
C'mon, there are multiple shootings in Chicago all the time! ...Or is Chicago part of the USA now? I can't recall. I thought it was another dimension. Posted by: RKae at December 01, 2015 09:28 PM (lYeZz) 284
He wrote that speech two months ago, and he sure as hell wasn't going to change it because it took him that long to learn it.
Posted by: Socratease at December 01, 2015 09:44 PM (2GbWn) 285
Rather than complain about it, hold him to it.
He very clearly declared that the Colorado incident was an "ordinary" mass shooting and murder, while the Paris incident was terrorism. Okay, great. What happened in Colorado was NOT terrorism. It was "just" murder. So make him stand by that, and make the media either denounce him for saying it, or continue to support him and be forced to abandon their attempts to denounce terrorism by "white", "Christian", "anti-abortion" people in the U.S. With one stupid speech, he has done more damage to two of his core narratives than years of "progressive" killing sprees and riots could manage. Posted by: Sam at December 01, 2015 10:20 PM (x15d2) 286
208 So has ANY reporter in the msm of ANY country called this out as one of the most singularly stupid statements of our time?
Yes, sort of: http://tinyurl.com/jan4dfh But a) it's Volokh, which is about as right as WP gets, and b) it takes the columnist forever to get to his "False". Someone who wanted to read the article for a "True" on the fact check won't read past the first sentence of the second paragraph. Posted by: Le sigh at December 01, 2015 10:43 PM (3vEgg) 287
Guess this means that Turkey is going to stop smuggling guns into Europe.
Posted by: BHO at December 02, 2015 12:30 AM (4QW48) 288
Is Obama planning a little side trip to Norway to also tell them how mass shootings just totally don't happen outside the USA?
Posted by: jade_crayon at December 02, 2015 07:29 AM (g9SkC) 289
I remember guys like this during boot camp. "mine's bigger than yours". Jeez what a maroon.
Posted by: bigfingo at December 02, 2015 07:33 AM (oFSUK) 290
Mass shootings in the name of Allah don't count..
Posted by: Rge at December 02, 2015 09:06 AM (tXR8g) 291
What happened in Paris wasnt a mass shooting,it was community organizing with extreme prejudice.......
Posted by: F that F-in F-er at December 02, 2015 09:18 AM (4Z0vT) 292
He speaks to his constituents, the young and stupid, the non English speaking non documented, minority community who must have their government subsidies and entitlements,who never care about, or understand anything other than their situation.
They do not care what he say, or does. All they want is the check, the food stamps, the obama phone, the idea of free education, medical care and so on. The appearance that he is doing something. Posted by: plum the racist at December 02, 2015 12:08 PM (YMH9o) Processing 0.03, elapsed 0.0468 seconds. |
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