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Hillary Clinton Signed NDA Affirming She Would Not Illegally Transmit Classified Information, But:
Clapper's Cleaners Clear Hillary of Transmitting "Highly" Classified Information

It was assumed she had, as all principles are required to, but Hillary and Obama have been, get this, cagey and evasive on this point.

Well, the WFB scoops: She did sign the form.

Lachlan Markay:

As the nation's chief diplomat, Hillary Clinton was responsible for ascertaining whether information in her possession was classified and acknowledged that "negligent handling" of that information could jeopardize national security, according to a copy of an agreement she signed upon taking the job.

A day after assuming office as secretary of state, Clinton signed a Sensitive Compartmented Information Nondisclosure Agreement that laid out criminal penalties for "any unauthorized disclosure" of classified information.

Experts have guessed that Clinton signed such an agreement, but a copy of her specific contract, obtained by the Competitive Enterprise Institute through an open records request and shared with the Washington Free Beacon, reveals for the first time the exact language of the NDA.

"I have been advised that the unauthorized disclosure, unauthorized retention, or negligent handling of SCI by me could cause irreparable injury to the United States or be used to advantage by a foreign nation," the agreement states.

...

In addition to her SCI agreement, Clinton signed a separate NDA for all other classified information. It contains similar language, including prohibiting "negligent handling of classified information," requiring her to ascertain whether information is classified and laying out criminal penalties.

It adds, "I will never divulge classified information to anyone unless: (a) I have officially verified that the recipient has been properly authorized to receive it; or (b) I have been given prior written notice of authorization" from the proper authorizes.

There's more, including a bit about Huma Abedin and Cheryl Mills.

On the other hand, the fix is in, as it was always in: The inquiry into the emails now finds they didn't contain any highly classified information, and that previous statements that they did were based on a "flawed process" in the initial analysis.

Released on a Friday.

Because it's a lie.

The U.S. intelligence community has retreated from claims that two emails in Hillary Clinton’s private account contained top-secret information, a source familiar with the situation told POLITICO.

The determination came from Director of National Intelligence James Clapper's office and concluded that the two emails did not include highly classified intelligence secrets. Concerns about the emails' classification helped trigger an ongoing FBI inquiry into Clinton's private email setup.

Intelligence Community Inspector General I. Charles McCullough III made the claim that two of the emails contained top-secret information; the State Department publicly stated its disagreement and asked Clapper's office to referee the dispute. Now, that disagreement has been resolved in State's favor, said the source, who spoke on condition of anonymity.

Intelligence officials claimed one email in Clinton’s account was classified because it contained information from a top-secret intelligence community "product" or report, but a further review determined that the report was not issued until several days after the email in question was written, the source said.

Um, classified information is spread to people before it is formally included in a written report. Just like any reporter will might talk about a story before actually filing it.

So Hillary heard the ultra top secret information before it was in the report, and spread it around, and now Clapper's Clean-Up Crew is claiming "Well if she spread it around before the classified report, the information wasn't classified when she transmitted it."

And what about all the classified information she transmitted which wasn't "highly" classified, just classified? I guess we're just calling mulligans on the whole US classification and secrecy system, for La Laide Reine.

Good God.

Like I said, they're releasing this on a Friday, not on a Monday, because it's actually bad news -- this is corruption at the highest levels of our government. They hope the stink dissipates by Monday, so Hillary can just say "I've been cleared" without people noticing the logic used to clear her makes no sense.

Thanks to @justkarl.

Posted by: Ace at 06:13 PM




Comments

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1 Uno

Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 06, 2015 06:11 PM (xInes)

2 The Ministry of Truth Compels You!

Posted by: Garrett at November 06, 2015 06:11 PM (RfCqk)

3 Who bitch this is?

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at November 06, 2015 06:11 PM (g25eo)

4 We all know this is a nothing burger. The queen shall not be touched.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 06, 2015 06:11 PM (xInes)

5 Italicized.

For Her Pleasure.

Posted by: Garrett at November 06, 2015 06:12 PM (RfCqk)

6 The italics of truth are always watching you.

Of course they were going to clear her. Of course they were. Banana republic.

Posted by: Gaff at November 06, 2015 06:12 PM (0YV0o)

7 Since the transformation to an empire is now nearly complete, it's time to change the Flag to something more appropriate.

Posted by: eman at November 06, 2015 06:12 PM (mR7Es)

8 Oh wow--the whole blog--minus the sidebar--went Italian for a minute there.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 06, 2015 06:13 PM (mcm0N)

9 Ace italicized the blog

Posted by: lurkingestlurker at November 06, 2015 06:13 PM (yixoB)

10 Lulz: I'm getting ads for Yale locks after the last thread.

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 06, 2015 06:15 PM (nXeSu)

11 I've signed a bunch of NDAs throughout my career for my security work. It is slam dunk. Gawd is there anyone in government with the balls to take this forward?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 06, 2015 06:16 PM (r65B3)

12 No, no, no.

Read the LAST paragraph of the Politico article.

You always have to read these things from the bottom up.

Let me see if I can copy and paste the damn thing.

(It's a bitch to do on IPhone)

Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 06, 2015 06:16 PM (mcm0N)

13 I guess we're just calling mulligans on the whole US classification and secrecy system, for La Laide Reine.

Good God.



As someone reviewing this noted, she's too big to jail.

We are now officially a nation of men, not laws.

May SMOD take mercy on our souls.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at November 06, 2015 06:18 PM (IrByp)

14 The U.S. intelligence community has retreated from claims that two
emails in Hillary Clinton's private account contained top-secret
information, a source familiar with the situation told POLITICO.



I
posted a link here last week where the count of instances of her
sending classified info in her personal e-mails was up to 700+.


She is guilty as sin and free as a bird. Unless OBama throws her under the bus she will not be prosecuted. She is above the law.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 06, 2015 06:18 PM (t2KH5)

15 Did Hillz cop any copper clappers?

Posted by: Joe Friday at November 06, 2015 06:18 PM (8ZskC)

16 Tonight jail

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2015 06:19 PM (JWMFs)

17 Clap on! Clap off! The Clapper's Cleaners!

The butt weld is coming along nicely.

Posted by: Hillary! at November 06, 2015 06:19 PM (J2/LJ)

18 I'm getting out of this office early today. Though I had planned to go home, I am now so depressed that I'll probably need to swing by the nearest dive for some cheap liquor. I further understand why Soviets spent their lives in a drunken stupor.

Posted by: kathysaysso at November 06, 2015 06:19 PM (fMQoG)

19 They were kept in a closet

Posted by: Joe Friday at November 06, 2015 06:19 PM (8ZskC)

20 Well, it's not like we have an opposition party which would do anything about this, anyway, so...

Posted by: elaine at November 06, 2015 06:20 PM (Y0Piu)

21 Please for goodness sake, quit bothering this old woman. She is not fazed by any criticisms. She will not be denied the orifice. It is America's destiny to be screwed by this woman.

Posted by: Eromero at November 06, 2015 06:20 PM (b+df9)

22 Krauthammer said before to back off so ...

Posted by: meh at November 06, 2015 06:21 PM (bsDXW)

23 Kill all nations that will not institute mandatory sex changes.

Men are the problem.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 06, 2015 06:21 PM (E5UB0)

24 They all have to protect each other from their various "issues". The web of scandal covers so many...

http://bit.ly/1WFWkhn

No, I don't know what the hell happened there either. Maybe someone hacked the audio.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 06, 2015 06:22 PM (3myMJ)

25 Huge damn qualifier here:

The two emails are part of a set of four emails McCullough's investigators flagged after obtaining access earlier this year to a sample of 40 emails among the 30,000 Clinton stored on a private server and provided to her former agency last December. "My office's limited sampling of 40 of the emails revealed that four contained classified intelligence community information that should have been marked and handled at the SECRET level, "McCullough wrote to lawmakers on July 23.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 06, 2015 06:22 PM (mcm0N)

26 Their hubris and cravenness knows no bounds, may the karma that lands on them also know no bounds.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 06, 2015 06:23 PM (MxQ7y)

27 The folks don't care about emails. It's about the folks. You know, the folks.

Posted by: Bill O'Reilly at November 06, 2015 06:24 PM (bsDXW)

28 Politico recap for Friday:
Ben Carson thought about going to West Point but didn't=zomg LIE LIE LIE STOLEN VALOR eleventy

Hillary! passed around classified (but not super-duper classified) information=yawn. Nothingburger. Time to MoveOn.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at November 06, 2015 06:24 PM (awspb)

29 This does not merit a flaming skull. Only when Hillary is actually shot dead by a firing squad because of treason: now that would be flaming skull material. But not this!

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 06, 2015 06:24 PM (E5UB0)

30 Put her in the iron maiden.

Posted by: fluffy at November 06, 2015 06:24 PM (AfsKp)

31 I meanit's not like anyone is really surprised.It's just another brick in the road towards bananna republic.

Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2015 06:25 PM (8HTq1)

32 Also there is another problem--just because the information was later classified--does not absolve Hillary. Quite possible she should have known it was originating from certain places and would be classified. She still could have been criminally negligent.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 06, 2015 06:25 PM (mcm0N)

33 *serves Tim-Bits to the Empress*

Do they make an Iron Maiden in XXXL?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 06, 2015 06:26 PM (MxQ7y)

34 Just because I knew this was coming doesn't make any less outrageous and depressing.


Say, isn't Clapper the one who lied under oath to Congress about the level of NSA surveillance. Yeah, so, we can assume he's owned by Obama and is doing this because he was old to.

A republic, if you can keep it yadda yadda yadda.
*sigh*

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2015 06:26 PM (NOIQH)

35 22
Krauthammer said before to back off so ...

Posted by: meh


He was speaking in strictly political terms. I don't agree with him, btw.

Posted by: pep at November 06, 2015 06:26 PM (LAe3v)

36 Y'know, if it goes as it appears, and the country really is choosing the form of it's Destructor.

Couldn't they have at least made the classic decision, and gone with the giant Stay-Puft Man?

And no, I don't mean Crispe Creem of N.J., either.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 06, 2015 06:26 PM (McRlu)

37 30 Put her in the iron maiden.
Posted by: fluffy at November 06, 2015 06:24 PM (AfsKp)

Iron Maiden? Excellent!

Posted by: Bill and Ted at November 06, 2015 06:27 PM (kpqmD)

38 Time to turn off the world and write. Just realized my U-boat might not make it back to port: sea water, bilges, and batteries= chlorine gas most often.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 06, 2015 06:28 PM (MxQ7y)

39 Start the criminal trials, Cankles first, TFG next.

Posted by: GBruno at November 06, 2015 06:28 PM (u49WF)

40 She has to much info on Barry to worry about this, unless some other agency can prosecute her because the injustice dept isn't

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2015 06:28 PM (JWMFs)

41 So if you don't sign the form, does it mean you didn't endanger national security, and thus break no laws?

Posted by: Golfman - Xenophobe Extrodinaire at November 06, 2015 06:28 PM (48QDY)

42 40 Certainly seems so,after Barky suddenly torpedoed slow Joe's run.

Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2015 06:29 PM (8HTq1)

43 Where are the Generals when we need them most?

Posted by: GBruno at November 06, 2015 06:30 PM (u49WF)

44 39
Start the criminal trials, Cankles first, TFG next.

Posted by: GBruno


I doubt the criminal justice system can handle this. No, we're into Mad Max territory here.

Posted by: pep at November 06, 2015 06:30 PM (LAe3v)

45 The repukes will do something about this in

3...
2...
Never.....

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Old, Uniproved and TRUMP! for Emporer 2016 at November 06, 2015 06:30 PM (WVsWD)

46 What about that name of that in-country intelligence source? How in the world is that anything less than SCI?

Posted by: redsweater at November 06, 2015 06:31 PM (v8Svi)

47 11 I've signed a bunch of NDAs throughout my career for my security work. It is slam dunk. Gawd is there anyone in government with the balls to take this forward?
Posted by: Diogenes


No. Next question?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2015 06:31 PM (xP7rZ)

48 This was all announced under the covering fire of the Carson is a big fat liar lie.


So now its all equal. All you guys who are defending Carson now have to equivalently defend Hillary.

Cause that is how it works.

Posted by: blaster at November 06, 2015 06:31 PM (2Ocf1)

49 " Where are the Generals when we need them most?

Posted by: GBruno at November 06, 2015 06:30 PM (u49WF)

Admiring all that worthless Fruit Salad and shiny pieces of metal on their Dress Greens.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Old, Uniproved and TRUMP! for Emporer 2016 at November 06, 2015 06:31 PM (WVsWD)

50 I've been cleared. For takeoff!


Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 06, 2015 06:31 PM (FkBIv)

51 Burning Skeleton Head!!!

Posted by: Weasel at November 06, 2015 06:32 PM (e3bId)

52 So our next president is going to be Hillary?

Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 06, 2015 06:32 PM (42R77)

53 Aren't there still more emails to come? How many will be "not quite classified enough" to be a problem?

Posted by: Meremortal at November 06, 2015 06:32 PM (3myMJ)

54 Oh, come on! Hilary is okay. We all know this is true. She is just a victim of her cigar smoking husband. No wonder she is demented looking, and acting. If there had not been a vast right-wing conspiracy, do you really think that any of this would have happened! Get real, get a life! uh-huh.

Posted by: goon at November 06, 2015 06:32 PM (gy5kE)

55 49 And looking forward to that sweet retirement pay plus a lucrative consulting job with a defense contractor.

Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2015 06:33 PM (8HTq1)

56 Laws? We don't need no stinking laws!

Rules? We don't need no stinking rules!

Forms? Stick them where the sun don't shine mister!

We are being ruled over by criminals. Obama and his cronies would make even Tony Montana blush.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 06, 2015 06:33 PM (ej1L0)

57 The simple truth is she set up an insecure server outside of the reach of oversight and accountability.

No reason to do that makes sense other than trying to get away with shit.

I don't need a legal charge, much less proof of that, to show she's a crook, in her heart, in her mind, in her deeds.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 06, 2015 06:33 PM (oVJmc)

58 So our next president is going to be Hillary?
Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski


Yes, she has been vetted.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 06, 2015 06:33 PM (FkBIv)

59 Isn't the fact that she operated her own server, and put all her correspondence outside the oversight of the government in itself a crime?

Posted by: IrishEi at November 06, 2015 06:33 PM (E6RIJ)

60 They are really playing with fire here.

People might conclude there is no hope for a clean government, or at least not massively corrupt government. And when I say "people" I mean members of the National Security community in Washington, otherwise known as the Praetorian Guard.

In history, that pattern didn't work out well for the ruling class.

Posted by: MTF at November 06, 2015 06:34 PM (TxJGV)

61 43 Where are the Generals when we need them most?
Posted by: GBruno
_________________

They're in charge and making all the decisions and running all the plays.

Posted by: Zombie Red Klotz at November 06, 2015 06:34 PM (3GAnN)

62 So four of the forty, or 10% were flagged as SECRET.

And he only had access to 40 out of 30,000.

Now two have been downgraded out of the four--one because of timing issues, but Politico's headline basically says--"All clear!"

Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 06, 2015 06:35 PM (mcm0N)

63 Where are the Generals when we need them most?

Having sex with their tranny adjutants.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 06, 2015 06:36 PM (oVJmc)

64 Where are the Generals when we need them most?
Posted by: GBruno


Polishing their brass and covering their ass.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 06, 2015 06:36 PM (FkBIv)

65 Vic

It's up to 700?

Missed that.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 06, 2015 06:37 PM (mcm0N)

66 FLAMING SKULL on a Friday afternoon. Gonna be a good weekend.

Posted by: tbodie at November 06, 2015 06:37 PM (W2taJ)

67 "Polishing their brass and covering their ass. "

Doubtful they are polishing their own brass. That's for the hired help.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Old, Uniproved and TRUMP! for Emporer 2016 at November 06, 2015 06:37 PM (WVsWD)

68 Clearance from the agency run by a guy who used an aol.com address for sensitive information. Now it all makes sense.

Posted by: Dave at November 06, 2015 06:37 PM (8uzdZ)

69 Where are the Generals when we need them most?
Posted by: GBruno


Good question.

Posted by: Col. Klaus von Stauffenberg at November 06, 2015 06:39 PM (awspb)

70 If my husband had committed just one of the crimes Hillary is alleged to have committed, I'd never see him again.

Posted by: pookysgirl at November 06, 2015 06:39 PM (b2QgC)

71 Clearance from the agency run by a guy who used an aol.com address for sensitive information. Now it all makes sense.
Posted by: Dave


I wonder if he installed one of those free AOL CDs they had in the check out aisles?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 06, 2015 06:40 PM (FkBIv)

72 Well of course she did. Everyone does that has a clearance. She is as guilty as the solar system is long. At this point I hold no hope seeing her in prison and will settle upon it permanently removing her from the public eye never to be heard from again.

Posted by: dogfish at November 06, 2015 06:40 PM (0O2Lr)

73

Who has the balls to fight this?
Who?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 06, 2015 06:41 PM (qCMvj)

74 There is no history, except for that which the winners write, unless we consider America. In America the losers scream so loudly, in high-pitched liberal voices, that they cannot be ignored. Or so we have told ourselves. I say that we can ignore them. They are no better than, nor worse than painful stings from other creatures. We would slap these beasties out of existence, so why not our most deadly enemies!
http://io9.com/5912008/the-ten-most-painful-insect-stings-as-measured-by-science

Posted by: goon at November 06, 2015 06:42 PM (gy5kE)

75 I wonder how much this cost the Clintons. Will Michelle Obama's next phony "job" be as board member of the Clinton Foundation? Or did Hillary just promise to issue pardons to all the criminals masquerading as members of the Obama administration?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 06, 2015 06:43 PM (a31sM)

76 Now, someone 'splain to me why this bitch shouldn't be indicted.

Anyone?

Scooter Libby just e-mailed me and asked me to pass that question along.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2015 06:43 PM (FsuaD)

77 ...the logic used to clear her makes no sense.



Is Justice Roberts involved?

Posted by: dogfish at November 06, 2015 06:43 PM (0O2Lr)

78 President Paul Ryan, 2017?

Posted by: Jump to the top at November 06, 2015 06:43 PM (T01Xq)

79 So two emails of four that were flagged out of only forty that this investigator looked at--with 29,860 to still go through and this is Politico's headline:

Key Clinton emails did not contain highly classified secrets, inquiry finds.

'The initial determination was based on a flawed process, 'a source says.
By Josh Gerstein

(Politico--at least the name is sort of right--they are political.)


Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 06, 2015 06:43 PM (mcm0N)

80 The MSM should try this story: Carson isn't a qualified doctor, he just stayed at Holiday Inn Express...

Posted by: Colin at November 06, 2015 06:44 PM (0bEpn)

81 I've been trying to look through all the smoke and mirrors of this, behind the scenes. My takeaways:

1. Polls that show the National Socialist beating Trump and just about any Republican challenge. Tough to determine validity, if any.

2. If the Justice department does its job, there can be only one outcome. Which would remove HRC from the running.

So get Republicans, fearful of #1, to agree to look the other way. But it all depends on the validity of #1. Which I think is pure Sidney Blumenthal level bullshit.

Posted by: se pa moron at November 06, 2015 06:45 PM (7v/r5)

82 Hillary Clinton is on a trajectory to get a lot more Americans killed.

Posted by: Fritz at November 06, 2015 06:45 PM (3tjn4)

83 now Clapper's Clean-Up Crew is claiming "Well if she spread it around before the classified report, the information wasn't classified when she transmitted it."

Wow, that's even better than "it depends on what the definition of 'is' is".

The Clintons are good at this, you have to admit.

Posted by: rickl at November 06, 2015 06:45 PM (sdi6R)

84 Ugh meant to say only two of the four flagged were downgraded.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 06, 2015 06:45 PM (mcm0N)

85 This is why people hate lawyers. They take something obvious and complicate it meaninglessly and find some obscure technical reason truth is not true and up is actually down. Everyone knows its a lie but it sounds plausible.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 06, 2015 06:46 PM (39g3+)

86 But Dr. Carson....WHAT ABOUT YOUR GAFFES?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at November 06, 2015 06:46 PM (RFeQD)

87 The MSM should try this story: Carson isn't a qualified doctor, he just stayed at Holiday Inn Express...
Posted by: Colin

Also, Ted Cruz isn't really a lawyer, he just plays one on TV.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at November 06, 2015 06:46 PM (awspb)

88 She was doing everything that moved while they were in Little Rock. Why isn't anyone looking into any of that! Can you imagine having to pretend with that cow! whoo!

I sure wish that they would have broken Bill's neck, instead of just his knee, for crossing the people that really run this land, way back when.

Posted by: goon at November 06, 2015 06:46 PM (gy5kE)

89 Didn't we just have a story out of politico that wasn't true, recently?

Why do we believe this story out of politico?

Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 06, 2015 06:46 PM (42R77)

90 That POS Clapper was on Fox this morning, throwing Obama under the bus, claiming at least twelve of our major airports are at extreme risk for baggage handlers placing 'splodey shit on board our airlines.

Because, according to him, the foreign born baggage handlers are given the same scrutiny as agricultural workers.

Does anyone feel safe under Barack Hussein Obama's dictatorship?

Yeah, I thought so.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2015 06:47 PM (FsuaD)

91 Where are the Generals?

Getting humiliated as usual, by the Globetrotters, duh!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 06, 2015 06:47 PM (McRlu)

92 *peers out the doorway*

Hillary!

*horses neigh in fear in the distance*

*smiles*

Posted by: It's pronounced Eye-gore at November 06, 2015 06:47 PM (hvf9s)

93 Next thing , Clapper will tell us Hillary!, in fact, can walk without a metal apparatus and does not have cankles.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 06, 2015 06:47 PM (m4zuI)

94

Martha Stewart should sue Hillary.
Why not?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 06, 2015 06:48 PM (qCMvj)

95 Though it was not merited, this flaming skull has given me joy.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at November 06, 2015 06:49 PM (Uq9ly)

96 The MSM should try this story: Carson isn't a qualified doctor, he just stayed at Holiday Inn Express...
Posted by: Colin
Also, Ted Cruz isn't really a lawyer, he just plays one on TV. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at November 06, 2015 06:46 PM (awspb)

Hows about Ben Carson isn't a real doctor, he just played one on St Elsewhere? Works for us!

Posted by: MSM, drunk and hung over at November 06, 2015 06:49 PM (hvf9s)

97 All this means is that Hillary will be more determined than ever to win the Presidency--in order to pardon herself.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 06, 2015 06:50 PM (mcm0N)

98 Well.

Next time someone tells me straight up that I should obey because "It's the law", I'll be laughing right in their f!cking faces.

Posted by: Hawkins1701 at November 06, 2015 06:50 PM (TZYqp)

99 I'm convinced, that under Prissypant's "leadership" we will see many, many Americans die. It breaks my heart. Hopefully, as the LIVs look up and see the mushroom cloud, they're stoned and go, "Awwwwwesome, duude!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2015 06:50 PM (FsuaD)

100 Since someone mentioned happy hour I'm going to relate something that happened while visiting my brother who lives downtown San Francisco.

At his apartment complex hot tub it's often a mini-UN. Two weeks ago I was soaking with guys from Russia, Kazakhstan, and Turgastan (sp), all working in IT related fields. I happened to have brought a bottle of Stoli to my brother that day so I brought it down, thinking they would get a kick out of it.

Not a one of them had seen it before. Not even the Russian, who stared at the label and said 'it means from the capital in Russian' and seemed proud that I had a product from his country (even if he didn't know what it was). So I guess in Russia Stoli is just for the tourists and the rich.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at November 06, 2015 06:51 PM (PvCxa)

101 .......But you can't hold a whole political party or government responsible for the behavior of a
few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame
the whole political system? And if the whole political system is
guilty, then isn't this an indictment of all our government institutions in
general? I put it to you, Ace - isn't this an indictment of our entire
American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're
not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of
America. Gentlemen!

Posted by: Hillary Corleone Stratton, Democrat Party Rush Chairman and President Designate, bitches at November 06, 2015 06:52 PM (RFeQD)

102 Politico Headline...: "Carson stabbed children in the head..."

Posted by: Mr. Wizard at November 06, 2015 06:52 PM (hCdMd)

103 Not a word of this will be mentioned by the MFM. Too much time worrying about something that may or may not have happened over 40 years with Ben Carson.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 06, 2015 06:53 PM (45oDG)

104 Politico Headline...: "Hillary handled difficult emails regularly"

Posted by: Mr. Wizard at November 06, 2015 06:54 PM (hCdMd)

105 Bush lied for eight years and you clowns never cared. Hillary does one little mistake and it is like she compromised Top secret [programs. Presdent Obama should clear her name and put that trader Bush in jail now. We demand bush be arrested now for crimes against the Earth and for accelerating Global Warming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at November 06, 2015 06:54 PM (EIFYf)

106 Sorry, if there's more than one Johnson soaking in a hottub *insert sound of vinyl record being scratched*

Posted by: se pa moron at November 06, 2015 06:54 PM (7v/r5)

107 Politico Headline...: "Carson stabbed children in the head..."
Posted by: Mr. Wizard

We rate this as "Mostly True".

Posted by: Politifuct at November 06, 2015 06:54 PM (awspb)

108 Good, now we can get back to the important work for the American People, like combatting Global Climate Change and discussing the grain capacity of the ancient pyramids.

Posted by: Crom's Dirty Underpants at November 06, 2015 06:54 PM (xudgf)

109 Ok, what next?

Seriously, how bad can it get?

Like the democrats are going to arrest Ted Cruz and put him in leg irons?

Like the democrats are going to go house to house to round up disloyal citizens?

Come on! Get real.

Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 06, 2015 06:55 PM (42R77)

110 l'etwat c'est moi

Posted by: Hillary/Huma at November 06, 2015 06:55 PM (EIoT2)

111 That Johnny Carson guy was only a TV program host. Why is he qualified to be Presdent compared to Presdent Obama and Mrs Cliton

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at November 06, 2015 06:55 PM (EIFYf)

112 The bitches on The View:

"Hillary, how does it feel to be victimized by the tea partiers on the right?"

"That color looks great on you!"

"Any funny stories you can tell us about Bill's days in the WH?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2015 06:55 PM (FsuaD)

113 So I guess in Russia Stoli is just for the tourists and the rich.


Posted by: East Bay Jay

that is essentially correct. The good grain-fermented vodka is for export.

The cheap potato fermented vodka is for domestic.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at November 06, 2015 06:57 PM (RFeQD)

114 I just hope the re-education camps are nice when Hildabeast is president, three meals a day and hot showers are all I could ask for.

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2015 06:57 PM (JWMFs)

115 "When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle." -- Edmund Burke

Thanks fellow corgis for associating. Have a good weekend!

Posted by: LizLem at November 06, 2015 06:57 PM (hvf9s)

116 Will Huma be put in a squeeze play by the Female Body Inspectors?

Posted by: torabora at November 06, 2015 06:58 PM (EIoT2)

117 an average citizen would already be in prison for a fraction of her violations.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 06, 2015 06:58 PM (UOPKC)

118 Glad I missed the SJW thread, sofa king wee Todd id.

Posted by: wth at November 06, 2015 06:59 PM (wAQA5)

119 Where does Petraeus go to get his reputation back? He did nothing that Skankectomy Clinton didn't do, with her crimes orders of magnitude higher.

What happens when EVERYONE decides laws don't apply to them? I would think this should concern the Left a lot more than it seems to.

Posted by: acethepug at November 06, 2015 06:59 PM (RHPFv)

120 Politico Headline...: "Carson stabbed children in the head..."
Posted by: Mr. Wizard


Gosnell could be president.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 06, 2015 06:59 PM (FkBIv)

121 Sorry, if there's more than one Johnson soaking in a hottub *insert sound of vinyl record being scratched*

Posted by: se pa moron at November 06, 2015 06:54 PM (7v/r5)

Hahaha...That is exactly what went of in my head when I read that......just think of the nasty 4th world stuff floating around in that warm fetid soup plus the ghey thing......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 06, 2015 07:01 PM (ej1L0)

122 My accomplishments today:

Washed all the sheets and towels, cleaned four bathrooms, baked two loaves of banana bread, cleaned oven (auto clean, but still) waited over an hour for bug-buster guy to finally show up.

Aired out kitchen, breakfast room, and family room after husband used my mini-Cuisinart to mince extremely hot peppers for his team's chili for the cook-off tomorrow.

Now I have a lovely meatloaf in the oven.

And a rage headache.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2015 07:01 PM (FsuaD)

123 I just hope the re-education camps are nice when Hildabeast is president, three meals a day and hot showers are all I could ask for.
Posted by: Skip

You want 3 hots and a cot.
You'd settle for 1 cold, 1 hot, and a shared bunk.
You'll get one organic algae cake and a small pile of straw.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at November 06, 2015 07:01 PM (awspb)

124 Wow--not sure--but I read the story earlier and I thought that one paragraph was closer to the bottom.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 06, 2015 07:02 PM (mcm0N)

125 Does this mean everyone who predicted that Hillary would skate gets to divide up the pot? How much was it anyway?

Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 06, 2015 07:02 PM (42R77)

126 Are you not entertained, plebes?
The bad news getting dropped like a turd on Fridays is now becoming SOP.
Cankles will skate again, all the way to the Whitehouse because the asshole press is in the bag for her.

Posted by: Dana, author of the military sci-fi novel Outward Frontier avaiable on Amazon at November 06, 2015 07:03 PM (eTvJc)

127 And a rage headache.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2015 07:01 PM (FsuaD)



*shoves g ampersand t and chocolate cake through the USB port*

Posted by: alexthechick - Team Two Spaces at November 06, 2015 07:04 PM (IrByp)

128 119 Where does Petraeus go to get his reputation back? He did nothing that Skankectomy Clinton didn't do
Posted by: acethepug at November 06, 2015 06:59 PM (RHPFv)

I can, and will, kick your ass... and as my toned arms choke the life out of you, my smooth skin and ginormous fake breasts will cause you be aroused. Your passing will be a pleasant terror, knave.

Posted by: Paula Broadwell at November 06, 2015 07:05 PM (dnw9o)

129 So, today:

Carly did really well with the skank pro-abortion whores on The View.

Ben Carson shut down Alison Camerota on CNN, and finally got Politikkko to check their lying headline.

Will the LIVs even notice.

Don't bother to answer.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2015 07:05 PM (FsuaD)

130 Karma would allow that Gen. Petraeus would preside at Hillary's trial.

"Madam, the court finds you guilty, now, how do you plead, before sentence is imposed?"

Yeah, that kind of a trial.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 06, 2015 07:06 PM (McRlu)

131 I posted the site (American Thinker?) awhile ago about Hildabeast and Barry's mutuality assured destruction pact, neither can go after the other with out destroying themselves.

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2015 07:06 PM (JWMFs)

132 *shoves g ampersand t and chocolate cake through the USB port*

Posted by: alexthechick - Team Two Spaces at November 06, 2015 07:04 PM (IrByp)


Thanks! {{hug}} *hides from husband who is insisting we do Atkins together*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2015 07:07 PM (FsuaD)

133 I can, and will, kick your ass... and as my toned arms choke the life out of you, my smooth skin and ginormous fake breasts will cause you be aroused. Your passing will be a pleasant terror, knave.
Posted by: Paula Broadwell

Given the choice, I'll take this over the bullet in the back of the head that the SJWs have planned for me.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at November 06, 2015 07:08 PM (awspb)

134 Well it looks like Clapper just cleared Snowden too.

Posted by: Multitude at November 06, 2015 07:10 PM (LqOoE)

135 ...and Bergdahl? He most certainly will be a hero of the revolution...

Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 06, 2015 07:11 PM (42R77)

136 Hahaha...That is exactly what went of in my head when I read that......just think of the nasty 4th world stuff floating around in that warm fetid soup plus the ghey thing......Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 06, 2015 07:01 PM (ej1L0

Back before the 3rd world infestation, I cleaned my own swimming pools. It always kinda shocked me that when I backwashed the filter and hundreds of earthworms would suddenly flee the ground. Just reaching into the filter basket was retching. My own small family.

Posted by: se pa moron at November 06, 2015 07:11 PM (7v/r5)

137 AtC, we were at a Brad Thor event last night, and we were among only 25 people allowed to have their books signed.

Son was over the moon. Especially when Brad told him Rhonda Rousey will be starring in an upcoming film.

Anyhow, he spent a good 10-15 minutes talking with us, which made me nervous because I was concerned everyone behind us would get pissed.

Treated D'oh Boy like a star, and as we were finally walking away, said, "Wait! Come back! We need to get a family shot."

I love that man in every way, including sexually.

As we walked away, I said, "The AoSHQ sends their regards!" And he grinned and lit up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2015 07:11 PM (FsuaD)

138 PolitiKKKo can now strut proudly and declare, "twice in one day!"

Though, honestly, that's probably not a record for them. So maybe they'll just go home for the weekend after another honest day's lying.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 06, 2015 07:12 PM (bLnSU)

139 Remind me why Barry hasn't been impeached yet.

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2015 07:12 PM (JWMFs)

140 I don't know, that Carson guy is sneaky. Have you heard that the Giza Pyramids are about to be scanned for hidden internal chambers using shiny new technology for the first time ever?

If they find one grain...

Posted by: Meremortal at November 06, 2015 07:13 PM (3myMJ)

141 139
Remind me why Barry hasn't been impeached yet.

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2015 07:12 PM (JWMFs)


Because Historic Oreo.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2015 07:14 PM (FsuaD)

142 Someone started the Claude Cooper the copper clapper kleptomaniac thing earlier, but never finished it.

Oh, lo, how the weight of the world rests upon us that we live in such times.

"If I ever catch Claude Cooper the Kleptomaniac from Cleveland who Copped my Copper Clappers that were Kept in the Closet... I'll Clobber him!"

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 06, 2015 07:14 PM (bLnSU)

143 Thanks Jane, I forgot

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2015 07:15 PM (JWMFs)

144 Remind me why Barry hasn't been impeached yet.
Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2015 07:12 PM (JWMFs)

*****

Balls, spines, GOPe and Historic first. Some assembly required.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 06, 2015 07:15 PM (0G7UN)

145 Remind me why Barry hasn't been impeached yet.

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2015 07:12 PM (JWMFs)


Because weeoo weeoo whine whine moan complain divisiveness simper cower potato.

And also because everyone else running wants unlimited, unaccountable power, too, and everyone in power is running or planning to, someday.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 06, 2015 07:16 PM (bLnSU)

146 There could be eyewitnesses to the Vince foster death and state under oath they saw Hillary do it and they still wouldn't prosecute her.

Posted by: Gene Kelly at November 06, 2015 07:17 PM (uSqx+)

147 I'm going to guess after Hildabeast is elected the same thing is going to happen that she wouldn't ever be impeached because of History

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2015 07:17 PM (JWMFs)

148 Husband is at our church kitchen right now, cooking up 60 gallons of his "special" made-up chili for a cook off tomorrow.

Knowing all the hot peppers he's putting in it, I hope no one needs an amberlamps(tm).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2015 07:18 PM (FsuaD)

149 "If I ever catch Claude Cooper the Kleptomaniac from Cleveland who Copped my Copper Clappers that were Kept in the Closet... I'll Clobber him!"

You would have never known if it wasn't for me, Mr Big Talk.

Posted by: Clara the cleaning lady at November 06, 2015 07:18 PM (AfsKp)

150 The inquiry into the emails now finds they didn't contain any highly classified information

Is "highly classified" kinda the same thing as "highly pregnant"?

Also, in a previous thread, I made the grievous error of stating that a "Sierra Nevada" beer collection contained left-wing bullshit stamped on the side of some bottles. It was actually "New Belgium." I apologize for the mistake.

Welp, back to drinking.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 06, 2015 07:19 PM (EHU9F)

151
My accomplishments today:
Posted by: Jane D'oh
.................................

I kept my office chair from floating away.

And I have a CAD headache.

And no meatloaf.

Posted by: wth at November 06, 2015 07:19 PM (wAQA5)

152 If you think R's are going to impeach the first black president you have lost your mind. Being untouchable is one of the downsides we didn't really think about with Obama.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 06, 2015 07:20 PM (3myMJ)

153
I like you Ace of Spades people, you funny!

I kill you last!

Posted by: Her Majesty, HRC at November 06, 2015 07:21 PM (qul7b)

154 I'd love for a "coffee table book" to come out some day, about the poor laundry maids who have worked in the WH.

Imagine what they found in Bubba's shorts, Hillary's granny panties, and the Obamas deserve an entire chapter, according to whether Mooch and the brats were away....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2015 07:22 PM (FsuaD)

155
Oh sweetie, I don't wear panties...

Posted by: Her Majesty, HRC at November 06, 2015 07:25 PM (qul7b)

156 Been watching this latest with the "actually unclassified" emails...still not covered on the mainstream...I'd think if it was, it'd be front page - "HILLARY VINDICATED"...wondering if it's just a particularly bad day for Politico.

Posted by: Mike at November 06, 2015 07:25 PM (rw1EK)

157 My accomplishments todayosted by: Jane D'oh 

You also kept us informed about what was happening on 'The View' so that we didn't have to endure that ourselves.

The last thing in this world I need is a flashback to
Patrick Swayze kissing Whoopi Goldberg in 'Ghost'.

Posted by: se pa moron at November 06, 2015 07:28 PM (7v/r5)

158 The last thing in this world I need is a flashback to

Patrick Swayze kissing Whoopi Goldberg in 'Ghost'.

Posted by: se pa moron at November 06, 2015 07:28 PM (7v/r5)



Maybe that's what killed him. She looks fatal to the touch

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 06, 2015 07:32 PM (45oDG)

159 I heard on Rush today how Carson was thrashing a CNN host, daring her to ask H! a hard hitting question about Benghazi. My only hope is that our candidate gets in the debate ring and lets fly when the eventual debate with her comes.
But if things continue to play out, then JEB! will be the nominee and then it won't matter- because he won't.
BTW typing comments into the box- seems very slow. Anyone else having this problem

Posted by: Dana, author of the military sci-fi novel Outward Frontier avaiable on Amazon at November 06, 2015 07:32 PM (eTvJc)

160 Just sent this letter to both my Senators and my Congresscritter:
Re: Clinton e-mail
I've held TS and Secret clearances in my life. If I had mishandled classified and sensitive materials as cavalierly as Ms Clinton, I would already be in jail.
I guess that there really are two justices in America any more. One set of rules for the plebes, and one set for the politically powerful and well connected.
I guess it's true that some animals are more equal than others.

Not that it will do any good.

Posted by: Buffalo Bill Cheesehead at November 06, 2015 07:33 PM (9iR5/)

161 Off Damn Sock!

Posted by: Old Blue at November 06, 2015 07:34 PM (9iR5/)

162 Huh. Where did everybody go? Did I break the blog?

Posted by: Old Blue at November 06, 2015 07:40 PM (9iR5/)

163 160 Just sent this letter to both my Senators and my Congresscritter:Re: Clinton e-mail


Something else that everyone needs to remind their representatives is that this country is funded on a system of 'voluntary compliance'. Period.

If that fails, it all fails. Period.

The noisiest part of the country, the receiving end, is not who should be receiving the most attention. The people who every week pay into the systems are the ones who they should be worried about.

The system is bass awkwards.

Posted by: se pa moron at November 06, 2015 07:41 PM (7v/r5)

164 So, Friday is the go to day for releasing shit. Seems to me by now even the MSM would hang around on Friday afternoon to see what shit is going to hit the fan.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 06, 2015 07:43 PM (jJRIy)

165 So, Friday is the go to day for releasing shit.
Seems to me by now even the MSM would hang around on Friday afternoon to
see what shit is going to hit the fan.


Posted by: Nip Sip at November 06, 2015 07:43 PM (jJRIy)


It could be released on Monday at 9am and the MFM would still ignore it. A lie is half way around the world before the truth puts on its shoes. And the MFM is driving the lie and hiding the shoes.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 06, 2015 07:46 PM (45oDG)

166 When between 23-28% of tax returns are fraudulently claiming EITC, per the IRS, how much longer does anyone expect 'voluntary compliance' to continue?

When an obvious lawbreaker like HRC continues to obfuscate and twist the meaning of language to her own ends, how much longer does anyone expect 'voluntary compliance' to continue?

It's time for someone to step up and end this.

Posted by: se pa moron at November 06, 2015 07:52 PM (7v/r5)

167
"He who controls the past controls the future. He who controls the present controls the past."

George Orwell 1984

Posted by: GBruno at November 06, 2015 07:55 PM (u49WF)

168 At last, a thread of the Flaming Skull variety.

Too bad it concerns The Person The MFM Won't Say Mean Things About.

Well, at least we know. Thanks.

Posted by: Hank at November 06, 2015 07:56 PM (V9g65)

169 The skull isn't the only thing g that is going to be going up in flames.

Posted by: simplemind at November 06, 2015 08:02 PM (BTnAK)

170 America is a phony shadow of a free nation. I won't be following any laws I don't agree with, or just don't feel like complying with anymore.

That's the example being set, so I'm following it.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 06, 2015 08:23 PM (S2VsH)

171 I actually had wondered, this morning, what type of Friday news would be released.

Clapper, or Clap On Clap Off, is the same dude who was clueless in a teevee interview (12/10) regarding a terror plot in London and arrests.

He aways instills such a level of confidence. (insert farht here)

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at November 06, 2015 08:26 PM (eXl9F)

172 Whoops - not so fast. Clapper is being walked back now. No judgement on the secrecy of the e-mails has been rendered yet.

Posted by: Mycroft at November 06, 2015 10:34 PM (z7Wu4)

173 Principal, not principle.
A person is always a principal. Investments are principal.
Rules and beliefs are principles, so never relevant to Hillaryworld.

Posted by: Spellcheck at November 07, 2015 06:56 AM (j+aWk)

174 She's goin' past them goalposts even if it's only piecemeal, by god!

Posted by: Uncle Jed at November 07, 2015 07:26 AM (OmBeX)

175 The State Dept, protecting Hillary, is arguing that none of her emails were classified. Since this is contrary to the facts, the State Dept has asked the DNS to retroactively make it so, and clear Hill.

But the State Dept itself just characterized emails of hers as "classified" to avoid being made public when they were scheduled for release.

In other words they are lying and the proof is here, in their own fucking words. It doesn't get any more open and shut than this:

http://tws.io/20gHG4N

Posted by: MTF at November 07, 2015 08:43 AM (TxJGV)

176 > 119

- http://gonzalolira.blogspot.com/2010/10/coming-middle-class-anarchy.html

Posted by: In Awe at November 07, 2015 09:40 AM (E/DSu)

177 Has anyone in the Government ever confirmed at least one "classified" email sent or received by Hillary on a government server? If not, why? I thought she said she didn't use the government server at all. I thought they couldn't produce any. It would stand to reason that she either did send and receive them, or she wasn't doing her job if she didn't. It can't be both.

Posted by: kmac813 at November 07, 2015 10:07 AM (8FjcG)

178 Gunga Politico, always happy to carry the water.

Posted by: Uncle Jed at November 07, 2015 11:37 AM (OmBeX)

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