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The Problematic Matt Damon: Gay Actors Should Try Acting Straight, If They Want to Prove They're Really Actors

Everything's a Problem awards him three pinch-faced Problematics, which seems low to me.

He thinks attitudes are changing, and welcomes the introduction of same-sex marriage in California in 2008. "I think it must be really hard for actors to be out publicly," he continues. "But in terms of actors, I think you’re a better actor the less people know about you period. And sexuality is a huge part of that. Whether you’re straight or gay, people shouldn’t know anything about your sexuality because that’s one of the mysteries that you should be able to play."


Actually, Everything's a Problem (a parody of an SJW tumbr site run by Sonny Bunch) is trying to hint, while staying "in character," that Damon may mostly be talking about his own choice to keep his private life private, or about the general annoyance of having to deny gay rumors about himself.

That is to say, faced with an area of questioning he found to be uncomfortable, he just sort of mumbled something off the cuff that was intended to be incoherently deflective and which doesn't necessarily reflect his well-thought out beliefs (if such a thing exists).

But of course the Social Justice Media pounced, as you can see from the thirty six million denunciations of Matt Damon that any "matt damon gay" google search will disclose.


Posted by: Ace at 08:06 PM




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1 A group of Democratic lawmakers called on Monday for the U.S. State Department's internal watchdog to investigate the removal of Malaysia from a list of worst offenders in human trafficking following concerns that politics may have played a role in the decision.
The State Department's annual Trafficking in Persons (TIP) report, issued in July, upgraded Malaysia from the lowest tier, potentially smoothing the way for a landmark free-trade deal with the Southeast Asian nation and 11 other countries.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at September 28, 2015 08:04 PM (e8kgV)

2 I did not have sex with THAT man (looking at Sonny Bunch), Ben Affleck

Posted by: Matt Damon at September 28, 2015 08:05 PM (5LOno)

3 Matt Damon

Posted by: Matt Damon at September 28, 2015 08:07 PM (awspb)

4 That's the second MD foot in mouth offense in recent weeks, IIRC.

Posted by: Golfman at September 28, 2015 08:07 PM (48QDY)

5 South Park pretty much gave the definitive statement on this subject. Matt Damon!

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 28, 2015 08:07 PM (Ii765)

6 Oh shirt Matt Damon is going down!

Posted by: freaked at September 28, 2015 08:07 PM (BO/km)

7 The Problematic Matt Damon: Gay Actors Should Try Acting Straight, If They Want to Prove They're Really Actors

What about the lesbians?

And does this mean that Matt Damon is going to start taking it up the poop chute to prove his acting chops? Maybe he should fuck a goat, too. That would show what a truly talented actor he is.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 28, 2015 08:08 PM (zc3Db)

8 Gay Actors Should Try Acting Straight, If They Want to Prove They're Really Actors
-------------------

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Miss Graham at September 28, 2015 08:08 PM (Z58Xa)

9 Will Matt Damon learn to stop speaking words that other people didn't write?

Posted by: fluffy at September 28, 2015 08:08 PM (2iV3X)

10 Tom Cruise called and said Matt Damon needs to man up and admit it.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2015 08:09 PM (Dj0WE)

11 Maybe he should fuck a goat, too. That would show what a truly talented actor he is.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair

And boost the box office in Dubai.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at September 28, 2015 08:09 PM (awspb)

12 The thing that changes everything has not happened yet.

It nears, I think.

Posted by: Positive Waves at September 28, 2015 08:10 PM (MQEz6)

13 I am not interested in those assclowns. Hollywood sucks.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 28, 2015 08:11 PM (ucDmr)

14 Gomer Pyle was a good actor.

Posted by: Lou Ann Poovie at September 28, 2015 08:11 PM (W5DcG)

15 If you act gay does I mean you are gay? No. If you act straight does it mean you are straight? No.

I rest my case.

Posted by: freaked at September 28, 2015 08:11 PM (BO/km)

16 I thought Sean Maher did a good job playing Simon Tam. I wasn't super surprised to find out he was gay given how awkward he could be with Jewel Saite (Kaylee) but that was part of the charm of his character, in my opinion.

Posted by: pookysgirl at September 28, 2015 08:11 PM (K27gs)

17 MATT DAMON!!!!!

Posted by: MATT DAMON!!!!! at September 28, 2015 08:11 PM (uZNvH)

18 Poofter gotta pooft.

Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs,He, him.Ginger. Crossbow. Confederacy. No Catsup. Brunettes primarily. TRUMP!. Yuen at September 28, 2015 08:11 PM (bA+CL)

19 I am not interested in those assclowns. Hollywood sucks.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo

It does. That's why I swallow, to distinguish myself.

Posted by: Matt Damon at September 28, 2015 08:12 PM (awspb)

20 Great actors only take roles in foreign languages, or as house cats in American films.

Posted by: Matt Damon! at September 28, 2015 08:12 PM (zc3Db)

21 Bruce Jenner just emailed that Matt Damon has some real sexual identity issues.

Posted by: Mortimer at September 28, 2015 08:12 PM (0dcbp)

22 >>> The thing that changes everything has not happened yet.

It nears, I think

"what rough beast slouches towards Bethlehem, waiting to be born?"

Posted by: fluffy at September 28, 2015 08:12 PM (2iV3X)

23 Matt Gaymon!

Posted by: Matt Gaymon! at September 28, 2015 08:12 PM (idmVd)

24 "But in terms of actors, I think you're a better actor the less people know about you period."

Hmm. I see.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 28, 2015 08:12 PM (8ZskC)

25 He didn't want his buddy Ben Affleck to be lonely in the SJW shaming circle.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 28, 2015 08:13 PM (zt+N6)

26 Did I mention:
MATT DAMON!!!!!

Posted by: MATT DAMON!!!!! at September 28, 2015 08:13 PM (uZNvH)

27 The best actors only play aliens.

Posted by: Matt Damon! at September 28, 2015 08:13 PM (zc3Db)

28 Matt. Damon.

Posted by: Top Men at September 28, 2015 08:14 PM (2iV3X)

29 Wait, Matt Damon isn't gay? He's a better actor than I thought.

Posted by: Fritz at September 28, 2015 08:14 PM (3tjn4)

30 If you act gay does I mean you are gay? No. If you act straight does it mean you are straight? No.

Nope. Try a Venn diagram.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 28, 2015 08:14 PM (8ZskC)

31 Matt Damon, he's that gay guy whose boyfriend is married to that chick from that show about spies right? And they two of them did some movie with Mork. Or something.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at September 28, 2015 08:14 PM (0LHZx)

32 The best actors only play aliens.
Posted by: Matt Damon!

Word.

Posted by: John Travolta at September 28, 2015 08:14 PM (awspb)

33 Who's Matt Daemon?

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 28, 2015 08:14 PM (ftVQq)

34 31: Yeah, that's how it goes.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 28, 2015 08:15 PM (ucDmr)

35

Matt's gay?

#SadBatman

Posted by: Mortimer at September 28, 2015 08:15 PM (0dcbp)

36 Matt Damon isn't a super-smart janitor.

Posted by: Positive Waves at September 28, 2015 08:15 PM (MQEz6)

37 He and his buddy Aflac both have oscar's. They are safe. There is talk of Ben running for office. Out of Southie I guess, Who else is daft enough to support him?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 28, 2015 08:16 PM (Ii765)

38 Not gay.
And Pokemon sucks!

Posted by: Matt Digimon at September 28, 2015 08:16 PM (awspb)

39 Wonderful, another game with Jon fucking Gruden. Timeout!

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 28, 2015 08:16 PM (ucDmr)

40 Who's Matt Daemon?

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 28, 2015 08:14 PM (ftVQq)


He's that quiet bad actor who's running all the time and screwing everything up.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 28, 2015 08:17 PM (zc3Db)

41 "But in terms of actors, I think you're a better actor the less people know about you period

I would take this sentence and use the headline "Matt Damon admits he's a shitty actor."

Posted by: buzzion at September 28, 2015 08:17 PM (zt+N6)

42 If this is the thread where we get to say Matt Damon sucks I would like to say that Matt Damon sucks.

Posted by: freaked at September 28, 2015 08:17 PM (BO/km)

43 And I let him touch my wiener. Dammit !

Posted by: Ben Affleck at September 28, 2015 08:18 PM (0dcbp)

44 If you bleed us, are we not pricks?

Posted by: Shylock Damon at September 28, 2015 08:18 PM (W5DcG)

45 If you act gay does I mean you are gay? No. If you act straight does it mean you are straight? No.


What makes you gay is acting.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 28, 2015 08:18 PM (0NdlF)

46 Matt, could you go in the closet and look for my red sweater?

Posted by: Tom at September 28, 2015 08:19 PM (MQEz6)

47

Matt Damon was pretty good at being gay in The Talented Mr Ripley. Love that movie. Also in Liberace, didnt love that movie as much

Posted by: ThunderB at September 28, 2015 08:19 PM (zOTsN)

48 Who played Liberace?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 28, 2015 08:20 PM (iQIUe)

49 What makes you gay is acting.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster

Care to repeat that Pilgrim?

Posted by: Zombie John Wayne at September 28, 2015 08:20 PM (awspb)

50
Something tells me that his role as Liberace's man-squeeze in that TV movie with Michael Douglas wasn't much of a stretch.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 28, 2015 08:20 PM (o98Jz)

51 I like the first two Bourne movies.

Posted by: Lea at September 28, 2015 08:20 PM (vmMMi)

52 not gay

married with kids

could be bi

dont care at all

Posted by: ThunderB at September 28, 2015 08:21 PM (zOTsN)

53 49 What makes you gay is acting.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster

Care to repeat that Pilgrim?


Oh shirt CM is going down!

Posted by: freaked at September 28, 2015 08:21 PM (BO/km)

54 Matt Damon was pretty good at being gay in The Talented Mr Ripley. Love that movie. Also in Liberace, didnt love that movie as much

Posted by: ThunderB
****

Whhaaaat? Graphic depictions of gay sex don't do it for you?
Me neither. The Liberace movie was just creepy and gross.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 28, 2015 08:21 PM (hVdx9)

55 Michael Douglas played Liberace, he knew him. Douglas is a renown ladies man

Posted by: ThunderB at September 28, 2015 08:22 PM (zOTsN)

56 The best actors only play aliens.
Posted by: Matt Damon!
-------------------

One role, and they won't let me forget.

Posted by: James Arness at September 28, 2015 08:22 PM (Z58Xa)

57 TIME OUT!!!

Posted by: Andy Reid at September 28, 2015 08:22 PM (xzGte)

58 Liberace did not do it for me. Smelled like ass

Posted by: ThunderB at September 28, 2015 08:22 PM (zOTsN)

59 50


Something tells me that his role as Liberace's man-squeeze in that TV movie with Michael Douglas wasn't much of a stretch.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 28, 2015 08:20 PM (o98Jz)

He had plastic surgery to look more like Matt Damon.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 28, 2015 08:23 PM (4ErVI)

60 I believe Bob Hope said it best when he quipped, "I've just flown in from California, where they've made homosexuality legal. I thought I'd get out before they make it compulsory."

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at September 28, 2015 08:23 PM (e/W+h)

61 Some day a few thousand actors are going to sue the shit out of Brothers Ben and Matt for stealing thousands of 15 minutes of fame and squandering them.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 28, 2015 08:23 PM (JmGFJ)

62 He's got a point - hard to watch, say, and Angelina Jolie movie and not see her as Angelina. Tabloid/celebrity media overload has that effect.

However, notice how beloved Damon is now fair game after his Project Greenlight mansplaining/whitesplaining faux pas.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2015 08:23 PM (NOIQH)

63 Well I know why the chick singing The National Anthem is an independent recording artist.

Posted by: buzzion at September 28, 2015 08:23 PM (zt+N6)

64 Speaking of over the top gay sex scenes...Mr. Robot and Penny Dreadful...

Posted by: CanaDave at September 28, 2015 08:23 PM (5R9TE)

65 Obligatory:

http://tinyurl.com/nm4pnnm

Matt Damon cannot have the Mango.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2015 08:23 PM (KrAjA)

66 57: I thought that was a challenge. Oh well, soon enough.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 28, 2015 08:23 PM (ucDmr)

67 'Liberace did not do it for me. Smelled like ass'


Eww. Did you see it at the theater?

Posted by: freaked at September 28, 2015 08:23 PM (BO/km)

68
Michael Douglas played Liberace, he knew him. Douglas is a renown ladies man

Posted by: ThunderB at September 28, 2015 08:22 PM (zOTsN)








The term is "enthusiastic heterosexual".

Means "the crack of dawn isn't safe".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 28, 2015 08:24 PM (o98Jz)

69 Did you see the story about the female MMA fighter whose boobs weigh 12 lbs? Weigh in is enjoyable. Her response was priceless when asked about said boobs.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 28, 2015 08:25 PM (Ii765)

70 Eww. Did you see it at the theater?
Posted by: freaked

I sure did.

Posted by: Pee-Wee Herman at September 28, 2015 08:25 PM (awspb)

71 Michael Douglas announced he got tongue/throat cancer from oral sex with gals with herpes

Posted by: ThunderB at September 28, 2015 08:25 PM (zOTsN)

72
Eww. Did you see it at the theater?

Posted by: freaked
****

Now in Smello-Vision!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 28, 2015 08:25 PM (hVdx9)

73 So hetero-normative...


Gay actors should try acting as any of the other 69 sexual identities out there and have people guess.


If people can guess you're phlegmosexual, then great job!

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 28, 2015 08:27 PM (AC0lD)

74 Is this why actors always play flaming libs off screen?

Posted by: Willy J. at September 28, 2015 08:27 PM (GfSPN)

75 Jon Gruden alert! Gentlefolk, refill your glasses.

Posted by: Caliban at September 28, 2015 08:27 PM (3GFMN)

76 "Smelled like ass"


TB, you've smelled Liberace?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 28, 2015 08:27 PM (2qj3I)

77 This is all some kind of extended Aaron Rodgers joke, isn't it?
Because, Extended Aaron Rodgers...hoo boy.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 28, 2015 08:27 PM (xq1UY)

78 Something tells me that his role as Liberace's man-squeeze in that TV movie with Michael Douglas wasn't much of a stretch.


ISWYDT.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 28, 2015 08:27 PM (8ZskC)

79 I will prove I'm not gay BUT FIRST I'LL BLOW YOU!

Posted by: Matt Damon channeling Mel Gibson at September 28, 2015 08:28 PM (GnwQ8)

80
Michael Douglas announced he got tongue/throat cancer from oral sex with gals with herpes

Posted by: ThunderB at September 28, 2015 08:25 PM (zOTsN)






Which REALLY made Catherine Zeta-Jones happy to have him announce to the world that she has a diseased pooter. I actually feel some sympathy for her.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 28, 2015 08:28 PM (o98Jz)

81 >>>Michael Douglas announced he got tongue/throat cancer from oral sex with gals with herpes <<<

I'll bet his wife loved that little nugget. Ladies man, indeed.

Posted by: Fritz at September 28, 2015 08:28 PM (3tjn4)

82 oops not herpes. HPV

sure his wife was thrilled

Posted by: ThunderB at September 28, 2015 08:28 PM (zOTsN)

83 Michael Douglas announced he got tongue/throat cancer from oral sex with gals with herpes

Huma might as well start using chewing tobacco.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 28, 2015 08:28 PM (8ZskC)

84 Time out!

Posted by: Andy Reid at September 28, 2015 08:28 PM (zt+N6)

85
Hmm, redefined marriage was "introduced" in CA in 2008. Wasn't that the year that, for the 3rd time, the voters of that state rejected the attempt to redefine marriage? Yes, yes it was (Prop . Fortunately, the CA state constitution was de facto repealed/amended by 5 or 6 people after that to nullify yet again the popular/cultural verdict, so a few hundred people could feel better about themselves for a few days, or something.

And I have an improvement on Damon's formula. I know nothing about the actors, and don't see almost any of their work. Nothing is spoiled.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 28, 2015 08:29 PM (QDnY+)

86 Think he is straight. If you read the gossip sites, they never claim he is gay.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 28, 2015 08:29 PM (iQIUe)

87 As for Matt Damon, the libs talk big when it comes to gays but they don't think big, and sometimes it, er, spills out.

Posted by: Caliban at September 28, 2015 08:29 PM (3GFMN)

88 OK, you guys watched a movie about Liberace and were surprised it had ghey content?

I would think the title and subject of the film gives you a rather large hint that you aren't gonna be watching car crashes and brawls and hot women.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. (brandisher of ampersands) at September 28, 2015 08:29 PM (P8951)

89 really there is no good answer

1. my wife gave me thraot cancer cause she has HPV

or

2. I got it some where else

I mean, he could have picked it up before he met her

but they have been married a while

Posted by: ThunderB at September 28, 2015 08:30 PM (zOTsN)

90 I don't know if the Ace, gentleman, is a my huckleberry... I question his taste in movies.

Posted by: Doc Holliday at September 28, 2015 08:30 PM (G7lM9)

91 The Jindal thing in the side bar is Lowell funny

Posted by: Clarney at September 28, 2015 08:30 PM (kWbHn)

92 I find all the male-centric marketing for Fanduel and Draft Kings excessively and oppressively chauvinistic. What? Women can't win money on those sites? Very problematic.

SMDH

Posted by: Dave S. at September 28, 2015 08:31 PM (mhkbv)

93 I had forgotten that Aaron Rogers had long hair like a smelly hippie. I'm glad someone gave him a good kick in the ass to straighten him out.

Posted by: don't like smelly hippies at September 28, 2015 08:31 PM (3MNCs)

94 Michael Douglas got cancer for love.

Posted by: Caliban at September 28, 2015 08:31 PM (3GFMN)

95 Blasphemy! Flay him alive!

Posted by: Social Justice Keyboard Wankers at September 28, 2015 08:31 PM (Dwehj)

96 'Think he is straight. If you read the gossip sites, they never claim he is gay'

So what if he sucked a little cock along the way that don't mean he's gay.

Posted by: Your average Hollyweirdo at September 28, 2015 08:31 PM (BO/km)

97 Hey, Affleck's family owned slaves and that's, like , way worse than this...so fuck you!

Posted by: Matt Damon! at September 28, 2015 08:31 PM (EDYaR)

98 I'm trying not be all judgy but why would someone like ThunderB who normally shows very good judgement go see Liberace?

Have you lost your mind, ette?

jk

Posted by: L, Elle at September 28, 2015 08:31 PM (2x3L+)

99 The Jindal thing in the side bar is Lowell funny

Posted by: Clarney at September 28, 2015 08:30 PM (kWbHn)

Definitely Ha-Ha funny, it has none of that hee-haw funny drivel.

Posted by: Doc Holliday at September 28, 2015 08:31 PM (G7lM9)

100 I guess I didnt expect the movie Liberace to be as graphic as it was. Pretty gross

Posted by: ThunderB at September 28, 2015 08:31 PM (zOTsN)

101 OK, you guys watched a movie about Liberace and were surprised it had ghey content?
-Donna

****
Not surprised that it had gay content, but it was more graphic than expected. My fiancé pulled it up on Netflix so I was able to flee to another room. Yuck.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 28, 2015 08:32 PM (hVdx9)

102 I find all the male-centric marketing for Fanduel and Draft Kings excessively and oppressively chauvinistic. What? Women can't win money on those sites? Very problematic.

SMDH
Posted by: Dave S.


Draft Ice Dancing would be quite the money maker.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 28, 2015 08:32 PM (JmGFJ)

103 @11 And boost the box office in Dubai.

Hard to predict things in that area.
People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones.
People in Abu Dabi do.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 28, 2015 08:33 PM (xq1UY)

104

Oh I didnt go. It was on HBO I think. One of those, "I'm bored lets see what this is about"


didnt last

Posted by: ThunderB at September 28, 2015 08:33 PM (zOTsN)

105 I had forgotten that Aaron Rogers had long hair like a smelly hippie. I'm glad someone gave him a good kick in the ass to straighten him out.
Posted by: don't like smelly hippies

Know who has great hair? Brett Favre. Great hair. Brett Favre's hair, the way it hooks around *traces yellow line* BOOM!

Posted by: John Madden at September 28, 2015 08:33 PM (awspb)

106 I guess I didnt expect the movie Liberace to be as graphic as it was. Pretty gross

Posted by: ThunderB at September 28, 2015 08:31 PM (zOTsN)


I'm just surprised to find out that anyone actually saw that movie.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 28, 2015 08:33 PM (zc3Db)

107 Hey, Affleck's family owned slaves and that's, like , way worse than this...so fuck you!


Posted by: Matt Damon! at September 28, 2015 08:31 PM (EDYaR)

Sir, the war is over. Can we just settle our own issues without shaming others?

Posted by: Doc Holliday at September 28, 2015 08:33 PM (G7lM9)

108 Fanduel is owned by Comcast, this s how media companies are staying afloat

like a dummy sports tax

Posted by: ThunderB at September 28, 2015 08:34 PM (zOTsN)

109 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 28, 2015 08:34 PM (KCxzN)

110 >>> The thing that changes everything has not happened yet

late-90s Dodge Intrepid?

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at September 28, 2015 08:34 PM (Cq0oW)

111 108 Fanduel is owned by Comcast, this s how media companies are staying afloat

like a dummy sports tax
Posted by: ThunderB at September 28, 2015 08:34 PM (zOTsN)


------


I can't take all these damn ads.

Posted by: Dave S. at September 28, 2015 08:34 PM (mhkbv)

112 lets just say according to the film Liberace really liked sex, sex toys, porno on TV all the time and lots and lots of young men

Posted by: ThunderB at September 28, 2015 08:35 PM (zOTsN)

113 >>Think he is straight


Damon

He is.
His wife is gorgeous and sweet as pie.
He is an idiot. Really.
Not even approaching average intelligence. Guy can't tap a keg or do basic geometry.

Posted by: Garrett at September 28, 2015 08:35 PM (tlGKl)

114 I remember my WASP parents watching Liberace way back in--oh hell. I can't remember that long ago. The narrative today is how oppressed the gays all were, but actually people gave them a, well, pretty wide berth.

Posted by: Caliban at September 28, 2015 08:35 PM (3GFMN)

115
The side bar needs more Trump mockery. Every other item, at least.

In other news, shockingly, 75% of the migrants invading Europe are single males. Only 20% are Syrian. And of those, it is likely only a tiny number, if any, recently left Syria, as opposed to leaving their safe/stable refugee locations of the past few years in nearby countries.

"Refugee" or "asylum" crisis. Hilarious.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 28, 2015 08:36 PM (QDnY+)

116 It was a shame that Hal didn't show up in The Martian.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 28, 2015 08:36 PM (Ii765)

117 I can't take all these damn ads.

Posted by: Dave S. at September 28, 2015 08:34 PM (mhkbv



And all the pregame shows are presented by them now.

Posted by: buzzion at September 28, 2015 08:36 PM (zt+N6)

118 Not that I can tout my manly bonafides. I got my ass kicked by leftover Little Caesar's pizza Saturday.

Make sure you cook the bejeezus out of it folks.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 28, 2015 08:37 PM (hVdx9)

119 according to Michael Douglas who knew him, Liberace was pretty out of the closet. Everybody knew. He had porno on the TV at his house 24/7, boys coming and going. Not closeted at all, except to his fans. Everybody else knew. Open and notorious

Posted by: ThunderB at September 28, 2015 08:37 PM (zOTsN)

120 In other news, shockingly, 75% of the migrants invading Europe are single males.

They're turning their lives around.

Posted by: Social Justice Keyboard Wankers at September 28, 2015 08:37 PM (Dwehj)

121 Meanwhile, Emma Watson has figured out sexism:

http://tinyurl.com/pbnj4f8

Thus demonstrating the value of a degree at Brown University. Cute but dumb as a brick.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 28, 2015 08:38 PM (39g3+)

122 Think he is straight





Damon



He is.

His wife is gorgeous and sweet as pie.

He is an idiot. Really.

Not even approaching average intelligence. Guy can't tap a keg or do basic geometry.

Posted by: Garrett at September 28, 2015 08:35 PM (tlGKl)

I do believe the trailer for his new science movies proves this scientific hypothesis.

Posted by: Doc Holliday at September 28, 2015 08:38 PM (G7lM9)

123 Ah, okay. This all makes sense now, ThunderB. You still have your wits about you. Good. It sounds like watching American Beauty for me. I almost walked out the theater 20 times but kept thinking this has to turn around and get better at some point. It never did. The ending. Oh man, I was so disgusted. Plus, I paid money to see that shit show so I stayed for that reason too hoping it wasn't an entire waste of 2 hours and $30. It was.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 28, 2015 08:39 PM (2x3L+)

124 12 Lbs.?

That's too much tit.

Posted by: Garrett at September 28, 2015 08:39 PM (tlGKl)

125 OUTRAGE! OUTRAGE! OUTRAGE!

I DIDN'T HEAR AN "OUTRAGE" FROM THAT GUY OVER THERE!

Posted by: Community Organizer at September 28, 2015 08:39 PM (bLnSU)

126 "the crack of dawn isn't safe".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur


You can say that again!

Posted by: Tony Orlando at September 28, 2015 08:39 PM (W5DcG)

127 Andy Reid!

Posted by: Time Out at September 28, 2015 08:40 PM (zt+N6)

128 115
The side bar needs more Trump mockery. Every other item, at least.


Trump-mockery only makes his legend grow. At his age, that's probably the only--oh, never mind.

Posted by: Caliban at September 28, 2015 08:40 PM (3GFMN)

129
When The Thing That Changes Everything happens, will we be notified somehow? Or will we just have to notice Everything Changing and figure it out for ourselves?

Somehow I don't see anything changing almost anything significantly.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 28, 2015 08:40 PM (QDnY+)

130
I can't take all these damn ads.



Posted by: Dave S. at September 28, 2015 08:34 PM (mhkbv





And all the pregame shows are presented by them now.

Posted by: buzzion at September 28, 2015 08:36 PM (zt+N6)

Y'all calm down. Gambling is a gentleman's game, unlike Faro.

Posted by: Doc Holliday at September 28, 2015 08:40 PM (G7lM9)

131 Little Known Liberace Facts:

Liberace invented the Discount Double Check.

Posted by: Fritz at September 28, 2015 08:40 PM (3tjn4)

132
12 Lbs.?

That's too much tit.

Posted by: Garrett at September 28, 2015 08:39 PM (tlGKl)








I worry about you.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 28, 2015 08:40 PM (o98Jz)

133 I do believe the trailer for his new science movies proves this scientific hypothesis.
Posted by: Doc Holliday

It proves it scientifically. I should know.

Posted by: Bill Nye the Science! guy at September 28, 2015 08:40 PM (awspb)

134 Damon



He is.

His wife is gorgeous and sweet as pie.
****
Yeah, and Jared being married with kids means he isn't a child molester...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 28, 2015 08:40 PM (hVdx9)

135 Ugh, American Beauty. So Bad.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2015 08:40 PM (NOIQH)

136 BURN THE MAN-WITCH!!!

Posted by: Hillary! and Her Rainbow Exoskeleton at September 28, 2015 08:41 PM (vd4oB)

137 Well, good. If he's actually smarter than one of the screwdrivers I own that's older than he is, maybe, just maybe, he'll figure out that the SJW crowd is nobody's friend, and join the good fight against humorless totalitarianism.

If not, then eff him, and the horse he rode in on, and all of his friends. Hollywood is dead to me anyway.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 28, 2015 08:41 PM (S0bOl)

138 i don't know that i've ever seen a matt damon movie

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 28, 2015 08:41 PM (0O7c5)

139 Green Bay TD.

Good job.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 28, 2015 08:41 PM (zyIlW)

140 Talented Mr Ripley was better. Gorgeous scenery, gorgeous clothes. Killer was gay but it wasnt really the main point of the film

interestingly the author of the book wrote four other Ripley books. In them he is married to a woman, and is not gay, although he has sympathy for them in one book

Posted by: ThunderB at September 28, 2015 08:41 PM (zOTsN)

141 12 Lbs.?



That's too much tit.

Posted by: Garrett at September 28, 2015 08:39 PM


But are they calm?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2015 08:41 PM (KrAjA)

142 126 "the crack of dawn isn't safe".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

You can say that again!



It's safe around me and my little buddy.

Posted by: The Skipper at September 28, 2015 08:41 PM (BO/km)

143 Oh come now, 100+ posts and nobody posted this yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnPWJOJYVKc

Posted by: chemjeff at September 28, 2015 08:41 PM (uZNvH)

144 you know....elton john was married to a female once......

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 28, 2015 08:42 PM (0O7c5)

145 When The Thing That Changes Everything happens, will we be notified somehow? Or will we just have to notice Everything Changing and figure it out for ourselves?

Posted by: rhomboid at September 28, 2015 08:40 PM (QDnY+)


It was the Segway. You missed it. All the technorati declared that it would change humanity. It did. barky got elected soon after. Fundamentally Deformed certainly counts as "changed".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 28, 2015 08:42 PM (zc3Db)

146 Damon is a brainwashed cult liberal. He was raised on some kind of commune situation like Winona Ryder. He thinks he's rely smart like Kanye West but he is just as much a douchebag as Kanye.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 28, 2015 08:42 PM (2x3L+)

147 Yeah, and Jared being married with kids means he isn't a child molester...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 28, 2015 08:40 PM (hVdx9)

Life would be simpler, if we all were open about our vices.... like Hungarian women.....

Posted by: Doc Holliday at September 28, 2015 08:42 PM (G7lM9)

148 MATT DAMON!

PHONE HOME!

Posted by: Bill Clinton, screaming from the Outer Darkness at September 28, 2015 08:43 PM (vd4oB)

149 could be bi

elton John was married to a woman as noted about

Mick Jagger and David Bowie had an affair and went on to have long marriages to women

Posted by: ThunderB at September 28, 2015 08:44 PM (zOTsN)

150 Good Will humping

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 28, 2015 08:44 PM (dULJN)

151 Life would be simpler, if we all were open about our vices.... like Hungarian women.....


Posted by: Doc Holliday at September 28, 2015 08:42 PM


So...are Hungarian women open about their vices? Or are you saying that one of your vices is Hungarian women?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2015 08:44 PM (KrAjA)

152 Clay Matthews is always a joy to watch.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 28, 2015 08:44 PM (zyIlW)

153 Damon is a brainwashed cult liberal. He was raised
on some kind of commune situation like Winona Ryder. He thinks he's
rely smart like Kanye West but he is just as much a douchebag as Kanye.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 28, 2015 08:42 PM (2x3L+)

His mother is a school teacher. It doesn't get more cultish then children stuffed in small red buildings.

Posted by: Doc Holliday at September 28, 2015 08:45 PM (G7lM9)

154 I don't give a fuck if damon is gay, I hate him straight or gay....How's them apples?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2015 08:45 PM (DUoqb)

155 Clay Matthews is always a joy to watch.

As was his papa.

Posted by: Uncle Busyhands at September 28, 2015 08:46 PM (Dwehj)

156 Anybody else get really annoyed at the line 'in your face Neil Armstrong" in the new MATT DAMON! flick? It really pissed me off, Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and here's these little hollywood shits taking a shot at him in a movie, it may be meant to be humorous in it's full context, but still, fuck them.

Posted by: All Teh Meh at September 28, 2015 08:46 PM (VviqM)

157 lol Nevergiveup

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 28, 2015 08:46 PM (zyIlW)

158 I don't care one way or the other he's just a dumbass actor. Who gives a damn?

This is depressing. Can we get back to limbo?

Posted by: freaked at September 28, 2015 08:46 PM (BO/km)

159 Phoenix -- you haven't seen any of the Bourne movies? Those aren't that bad.


Th, I liked Ripley too, but that was some sick shit. And plus it had the always awful Gwyneth. That's a very punchable face.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 28, 2015 08:46 PM (2x3L+)

160 meanwhile is it only me or didn't seem like Fredo go totally humiliated at the UN today and the US has become the laughing stock of the World. And And we are handing leadership in the Middle East right to the Ruskies

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2015 08:47 PM (DUoqb)

161 159
Phoenix -- you haven't seen any of the Bourne movies? Those aren't that bad.





Th, I liked Ripley too, but that was some sick shit. And plus it had the always awful Gwyneth. That's a very punchable face.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 28, 2015 08:46 PM (2x3L+)

oh yes!!! i've seen those.....that's him?

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 28, 2015 08:47 PM (0O7c5)

162 MATT DAMON IS THE PRESIDENT OF F.A.G.!

ALL HAIL F.A.G.!

Posted by: Bill Clinton, screaming from the Outer Darkness at September 28, 2015 08:47 PM (vd4oB)

163 Oh yeah!!!

Posted by: Andy Reid (in the Kool-Aid Man voice) at September 28, 2015 08:47 PM (xzGte)

164 I can't hate on GB, since our manager (Reggie McKenzie) and our safety (Charles Woodson) have ties to Green Bay.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 28, 2015 08:48 PM (zyIlW)

165 Well, you know who's not Gay?
That Christian Bale.
No one ever has to say to Christian Bale,
"Hey, you Flaming Homo,
get that dick out of your mouth and act straight!"

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 28, 2015 08:48 PM (9DNlZ)

166 Actually wife and I love the Bourne movies, although in fact there is no such thing as short-term amnesia (The Lancet did a review article on this).

Posted by: Caliban at September 28, 2015 08:48 PM (3GFMN)

167 Damon just gives off that child molester vibe. I've always thought there was something off about that guy, regardless of his politics.

Posted by: Kal at September 28, 2015 08:48 PM (A3kYV)

168 they said "in your face Neil Armstrong" because he is dead


and they are too afraid to say "In your face Buzz Aldrin"

cause he will kick their ass

Posted by: ThunderB at September 28, 2015 08:48 PM (zOTsN)

169 I thought Damon did a good job in the Bourne films, and he was hliarious in Jay and Silent Bob Strike back mocking himself

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 28, 2015 08:48 PM (39g3+)

170 elton John was married to a woman as noted about ..
---------------

So was Bruce Jenner.

That ghey gene must be pretty freaking insistent, or else these guys are all at least a little sick. You choose.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 28, 2015 08:48 PM (Z58Xa)

171 Look at the tits on WonderWoman!

Posted by: Dick at September 28, 2015 08:49 PM (q20+R)

172 >>>> Posted by: freaked at September 28, 2015 08:46 PM (BO/km)

----

I don't give a damn about him either. He can go eff himself. The limbo clip was really funny. I loved it. Thanks, JohnE

Posted by: L, Elle at September 28, 2015 08:49 PM (2x3L+)

173 Plus,

Fuck the queefs.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 28, 2015 08:49 PM (zyIlW)

174 Oh, wait...

Posted by: Dick at September 28, 2015 08:49 PM (q20+R)

175 174,

*golf clap*

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 28, 2015 08:50 PM (zyIlW)

176 Phoenix -- you haven't seen any of the Bourne movies? Those aren't that bad.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 28, 2015 08:46 PM (2x3L+)


The first one was enjoyable to watch but the story was really annoying. Of course, the bad guys are our spies.

The good part about the movie, really, was the fight choreography. It was a different style of fighting than usually shows up in movies and was very entertaining and interesting. I think it had a bit of a Krav Maga feel to it (though that's just a guess).

I only caught 20 excruciatingly bad minutes of the second one and that was it for me with that series.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 28, 2015 08:50 PM (zc3Db)

177 phoenixgirl makes the publicists cry

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at September 28, 2015 08:50 PM (Cq0oW)

178 elton John was married to a woman as noted about ..

So was Bruce Jenner.


Lots of blue pills.

Posted by: Bob Dole at September 28, 2015 08:50 PM (Dwehj)

179 >>Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2015 08:47 PM (DUoqb)



Good.
Let's kick the UN the fuck out of our country and let them set up shop in Moscow.

Posted by: Garrett at September 28, 2015 08:50 PM (tlGKl)

180 156....yes i did.

Posted by: E.T. at September 28, 2015 08:51 PM (yq4gk)

181
Actually wife and I love the Bourne movies, although in fact there is no such thing as short-term amnesia (The Lancet did a review article on this).

Posted by: Caliban at September 28, 2015 08:48 PM (3GFMN)







Just wait until I hit the witness stand, honey.

Posted by: Hillary at September 28, 2015 08:51 PM (o98Jz)

182
Alternate post title:

Matt Damon: I Am A Homosexual

Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at September 28, 2015 08:52 PM (H9gvv)

183
The good part about the movie, really, was the fight choreography. It was a different style of fighting than usually shows up in movies and was very entertaining and interesting.


The problem is that every damn action movie from that point on has had the same style of fighting and feel of spy film. Even James Bond is doing that crap.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 28, 2015 08:52 PM (39g3+)

184 176 Phoenix -- you haven't seen any of the Bourne movies? Those aren't that bad.

Posted by: L, Elle


___________

To each their own, but I found those movies incredibly overrated.

The first one was so-so, but they were all the types of movies you forget about completely 5 minutes after seeing them.

Posted by: Kal at September 28, 2015 08:52 PM (A3kYV)

185 Shit I switch to the Football game for 5 minutes and Boston scores 2 runs... Ah not that it matters

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2015 08:53 PM (DUoqb)

186 Oppression is everywhere.

Emma Watson has never been shy in expressing her support for women's equality, especially when it comes to fighting back against the rampant sexism in Hollywood. In a recent interview with The Guardian, the actress used straightforward numerical facts to explain the inequality of gender representation in the film industry.

"I have experienced sexism in that I have been directed by male directors 17 times and only twice by women," Watson said. "Of the producers I've worked with 13 have been male and only one has been a woman."

Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 28, 2015 08:53 PM (Nwg0u)

187 181,

That actually had me giggling.

Sort of understand why Bill doesn't dare divorce her.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 28, 2015 08:53 PM (zyIlW)

188 "I don't know if the Ace, gentleman, is a my huckleberry... I question his taste in movies."


Val was the bigger character as Doc but "Wyatt Earp" was the better movie.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 28, 2015 08:54 PM (2qj3I)

189 I thought we were all gay now. TV says so. Just asyin'.

Posted by: Badda Bing at September 28, 2015 08:55 PM (/Vs1e)

190 Late to the party, and someone probably already said this, but they should STFU about their politics too.

Posted by: Infidel at September 28, 2015 08:55 PM (yY1hW)

191 Really hoping for a Chiefs win just so we don't have to hear about Rodgers home dominance anymore.

Posted by: All Teh Meh at September 28, 2015 08:55 PM (VviqM)

192 there is a cure for the sexism that has afflicted poor Emma Watson and that is for her to stop being hired by all these awful males

Posted by: ThunderB at September 28, 2015 08:55 PM (zOTsN)

193 Gee Green Bay is running over KC like Sherman thru the South

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2015 08:55 PM (DUoqb)

194 The gossip on Damon. This was confirmed by the person who originally published the blind. She's pretty reliable, as these things go.

http://www.blinditemsexposed.com/2008/12/lainey-cuba-and-chocolate.html

Posted by: Scout at September 28, 2015 08:56 PM (DLUnW)

195 Yeah, Primordial, same here. I stopped after the first one too. I actual saw him on Letterman making fun of the movies too. He said the next one would be called the Bourne Redundancy. It would have been slightly endearing if he weren't such a stupid dick.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 28, 2015 08:56 PM (2x3L+)

196 It's pretty damn close, Ricardo.

I love Tombstone, but Wyatt Earp is good also.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 28, 2015 08:56 PM (zyIlW)

197
The good part about the movie, really, was the fight choreography. It was a different style of fighting than usually shows up in movies and was very entertaining and interesting. I think it had a bit of a Krav Maga feel to it (though that's just a guess).

I only caught 20 excruciatingly bad minutes of the second one and that was it for me with that series.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 28, 2015 08:50 PM (zc3Db)







I think I read that it was largely the same Filipino martial art that Neeson learned for Taken.

The problem with the Bourne films is that Matty's really mis-cast. He's a slightly pudgy little shrimp, even if he does a decent job with the role, but I never got the sense that I was watching Jason Bourne. I was always watching Matt Damon.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 28, 2015 08:57 PM (o98Jz)

198 Late to the party, and someone probably already said this, but they should STFU about their politics too.
Posted by: Infidel at September 28, 2015 08:55 PM (yY1hW)


Oh I don't know, I kinda like seeing them ruin their careers.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2015 08:57 PM (DUoqb)

199 Wasn't the second Bourne movie made with Vomit-Vision? You know, where they shake the camera all over the place during action sequences to "impart the feeling of violent motion". I could not make out what was happening as a result and it was tremendously unpleasant.
Anyone with motion sickness issues should skip it or bring a Hefty garbage sack for all the puking they will do.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 28, 2015 08:57 PM (hVdx9)

200 Ace dissed Silverado, and it's just a serious flaw in character to not love Silverado.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 28, 2015 08:57 PM (39g3+)

201 "It doesn't get more cultish then children stuffed in small red buildings."


Well, unless it's, ya know.......school.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 28, 2015 08:58 PM (2qj3I)

202 Oh I don't know, I kinda like seeing them ruin their careers.
Posted by: Nevergiveup

I still have a career asshole! Now, you want whip cream on this latte or not?

Posted by: Sean Penn at September 28, 2015 08:58 PM (awspb)

203 Hey how soon before the EPA tries to regulate the Water on Mars?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2015 08:58 PM (DUoqb)

204 The first show I remember with the shaky cam (and the really obnoxious double- and triple-take) was Homicide: Life on the Streets. Then suddenly everyone was doing it because it was so realistic and stuff. It just was annoying as hell.

Homicide had some great stuff despite the awful directing though.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 28, 2015 08:59 PM (39g3+)

205 Nevergiveup,

I know.

Isn't that great?

Overall the Chiefs are 7-2-1 in the series between the two teams

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 28, 2015 08:59 PM (zyIlW)

206 191
Really hoping for a Chiefs win just so we don't have to hear about Rodgers home dominance anymore.

Posted by: All Teh Meh at September 28, 2015 08:55 PM (VviqM)

That's the spirit

Posted by: chemjeff - go chiefs at September 28, 2015 08:59 PM (uZNvH)

207 Weekend at Bernies is a funny movie.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 28, 2015 08:59 PM (Ii765)

208 The problem is that every damn action movie from that point on has had the same style of fighting and feel of spy film. Even James Bond is doing that crap.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 28, 2015 08:52 PM (39g3+)


Well ... at least they copied something good. That's a step in the right direction. When the movies all went "wire fighting" it was just pathetic. What do they think we all are, a bunch of Chinese peasants? I couldn't stand that shit.

As to fighting styles, Steven Segal also introduced a better looking style in "Above The Law". That was an excellent movie ... also except for the fact that the bad guys were OUR people. But great fighting scenes, a young Sharon Stone ... what's not to like?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 28, 2015 08:59 PM (zc3Db)

209 14-0 GB

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 28, 2015 09:00 PM (zyIlW)

210 I still have a career asshole! Now, you want whip cream on this latte or not?
Posted by: Sean Penn at September 28, 2015 08:58 PM (awspb)

Not unless i see it come out of the can..I wasn't born yesterday

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2015 09:00 PM (DUoqb)

211 Hey how soon before the EPA tries to regulate the Water on Mars?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2015 08:58 PM (DUoqb)



I'm waiting for the SUV emissions tests for Martian vehicles to be established!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 28, 2015 09:00 PM (ftVQq)

212 Ace dissed Silverado, and it's just a serious flaw in character to not love Silverado.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 28, 2015 08:57 PM (39g3+)


What? This changes everything!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 28, 2015 09:01 PM (bLnSU)

213 Weekend at Bernies is a funny movie.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 28, 2015 08:59 PM (Ii765)


A Classic!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2015 09:01 PM (DUoqb)

214 212 Dissed. Silverado?The Hell you say!

Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2015 09:01 PM (sPO3u)

215
Wasn't the second Bourne movie made with Vomit-Vision? You know, where they shake the camera all over the place during action sequences to "impart the feeling of violent motion". I could not make out what was happening as a result and it was tremendously unpleasant.
Anyone with motion sickness issues should skip it or bring a Hefty garbage sack for all the puking they will do.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 28, 2015 08:57 PM (hVdx9)







Y'know, shakey-cam has it's place. The Omaha Beach scene in Saving Private Ryan for example, or for the first couple of "found footage" horror films before the trope was beaten into the ground.

But all too often it's used by hack filmmakers who haven't the slightest idea how to frame and shoot a fight scene.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 28, 2015 09:02 PM (o98Jz)

216 Homicide had some great stuff despite the awful directing though.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 28, 2015 08:59 PM (39g3+)

Excellent series with some off the wall but interesting story lines!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 28, 2015 09:02 PM (ftVQq)

217 Nevergiveup,

Did you read this?

http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=62031

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 28, 2015 09:02 PM (zyIlW)

218 I never got the sense that I was watching Jason Bourne. I was always watching Matt Damon.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 28, 2015 08:57 PM


Your point?

Posted by: Samuel L. Jackson at September 28, 2015 09:02 PM (KrAjA)

219 Grammie must be happy!

Posted by: Infidel at September 28, 2015 09:02 PM (yY1hW)

220 drippy nose girl

Blaie Witch Project

all shakey camera work to good effect

but that is like 15 years ago already

Posted by: ThunderB at September 28, 2015 09:03 PM (zOTsN)

221 "and it's just a serious flaw in character to not love Silverado."


How can you not like "Silverado."


Brian Dennehey plays the American West. Just a fun watch.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 28, 2015 09:03 PM (2qj3I)

222 I like the movies (that I have seen) where Matt Damon plays a part. I like the characters that I have seen as played by Matt Damon.

I really don't care about his personal life. Nor do I care what he has to say about much of anything. I just like his work.

Isn't that what it is all about? Doing a good job well, and being paid for the work you do?

Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at September 28, 2015 09:03 PM (4eIAz)

223 A Classic! ..... It's kinda just like the Hillary campaign huh?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 28, 2015 09:03 PM (Ii765)

224 Weekend at Bernies is a funny movie.

Just wait until "Four Years At Bernie's," coming to a White House near you! You'll be in stiches as an entire political party props up a dead old socialist for a wild ride of power-lust and greed!

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 28, 2015 09:03 PM (oVJmc)

225 @203 There's water there. Looks like they'll need a Naval Base.
And a Naval Base Hospital Dental Clinic.

j/k. Now that a valuable resource has been identified, it only takes a pen and a phone to make it a National Wildlife Refuge. And return the Illudium Q-36.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 28, 2015 09:03 PM (xq1UY)

226 I cant wait for Ahmed to invent the Go Pro

Posted by: ThunderB at September 28, 2015 09:03 PM (zOTsN)

227 Hey how soon before the EPA tries to regulate the Water on Mars?

Dibs on that water! We need it flow to the ocean.

Posted by: California at September 28, 2015 09:03 PM (FcR7P)

228 I never got the sense that I was watching Jason Bourne. I was always watching Matt Damon.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 28, 2015 08:57 PM

Your point?


I don't follow ya, youngster

Posted by: John Wayne at September 28, 2015 09:03 PM (39g3+)

229 220 Well that was a " found footage" movie not a shaky cam movie.

Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2015 09:04 PM (sPO3u)

230 Oh I don't know, I kinda like seeing them ruin their careers.
Posted by: Nevergiveup


But do they indeed ruin them?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 28, 2015 09:04 PM (W5DcG)

231 Ace, sadly, has terrible taste in movies and music. It's ridiculous. He overthinks movies and over analyzes them like the last Bond flick, Skyfall. His tastes in music is just weird. I remember him saying he loved the song from Nightshift. It was terrible. I lost respect for him because of it. He likes the same music as JeffB

Posted by: L, Elle at September 28, 2015 09:04 PM (2x3L+)

232 156 Anybody else get really annoyed at the line 'in your face Neil Armstrong" in the new MATT DAMON! flick? It really pissed me off, Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and here's these little hollywood shits taking a shot at him in a movie, it may be meant to be humorous in it's full context, but still, fuck them.
Posted by: All Teh Meh at September 28, 2015 08:46 PM (VviqM)


Armstrong, who nearly died test-piloting one morning, but was back at his desk that afternoon? Yeah, he's got nothin' on Damon.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at September 28, 2015 09:04 PM (yxw0r)

233 Damon is such a Lefty because he had Howard Zinn as a beloved neighbor growing up. IIRC, Damon was behind the push for that awful "People's History of America" HBO (?)series based on Zinn's book.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2015 09:04 PM (NOIQH)

234 I think I read that it was largely the same Filipino martial art that Neeson learned for Taken.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 28, 2015 08:57 PM (o98Jz)


Interesting. Thanks for the info. Taken was much better than Bourne, without a doubt ... but that movie didn't rate any sequels, either. Now they've just gone crazy with it.

Still, one of the best scenes in all of moviedom:

"You know, I believe you ... but it's not going to save you."

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 28, 2015 09:04 PM (zc3Db)

235 I think my favorite part of Homicide was the cops in the car driving to a location, just talking about... anything, without regard to plot. And there was never a clear agenda no "this side wins" just guys talking.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 28, 2015 09:05 PM (39g3+)

236 So much like Carter, the bamster has decimated the Military. Fucker.

Posted by: Infidel at September 28, 2015 09:05 PM (yY1hW)

237 grammie,

I hope you're cheering your ass off.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 28, 2015 09:05 PM (zyIlW)

238 Y'know, shakey-cam has it's place. The Omaha Beach scene in Saving Private Ryan for example, or for the first couple of "found footage" horror films before the trope was beaten into the ground.

But all too often it's used by hack filmmakers who haven't the slightest idea how to frame and shoot a fight scene.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur
****

Agreed. The one I cited was an example of a hack filmmaker.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 28, 2015 09:06 PM (hVdx9)

239 Queefs' O-line is horrible.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 28, 2015 09:06 PM (zyIlW)

240
So much like Carter, the bamster has decimated the Military. Fucker.

Posted by: Infidel at September 28, 2015 09:05 PM (yY1hW)








We'll be lucky if it's only decimation.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 28, 2015 09:06 PM (o98Jz)

241 228 I never got the sense that I was watching Jason Bourne. I was always watching Matt Damon.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 28, 2015 08:57 PM

Your point?

I don't follow ya, youngster
Posted by: John Wayne at September 28, 2015 09:03 PM (39g3+)



Can I get in on this?

Posted by: Robert Redford as Robert Redford in... at September 28, 2015 09:07 PM (yxw0r)

242

Damon is right in a way that the more you know about an actors life the harder it is to "buy" them as another character


which you would think would make him shut the fuck up about his politics

Posted by: ThunderB at September 28, 2015 09:07 PM (zOTsN)

243 Did you read this?

http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=62031
Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 28, 2015 09:02 PM (zyIlW)

Yup Spot on. Mabus and the other Fredo stooges are destroying the Military one Branch at a time.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2015 09:07 PM (DUoqb)

244 I'm amazed that GB is doing as well as they are without Jordy.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 28, 2015 09:08 PM (zyIlW)

245 So much like Carter, the bamster has decimated the Military. Fucker.

Posted by: Infidel at September 28, 2015 09:05 PM (yY1hW)








We'll be lucky if it's only decimation.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 28, 2015 09:06 PM (o98Jz)

You'd be sick to your stomach if you only knew 1/2 of it.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2015 09:08 PM (DUoqb)

246 So much like Carter, the bamster has decimated the Military. Fucker.

Posted by: Infidel
****

And like Clinton before him...

I don't get people in the military who vote dem.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 28, 2015 09:08 PM (hVdx9)

247 You know sometimes its okay when someone plays the same guy every time. Bruce Willis is always just... Bruce Willis. But who cares, he's great to watch. As long as they are entertaining and good at it, that's fine with me. Arnold plays Arnold every time, but he's great anyway.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 28, 2015 09:08 PM (39g3+)

248 Whipped Cream, And Other Delights

Posted by: Herb Alpert and his Mexican Faggots at September 28, 2015 09:08 PM (k9qR4)

249 I was up real early the other day. And I watched an episode of My Mother The Car, Theme song was garbage.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 28, 2015 09:09 PM (Ii765)

250

but Damon has range as an actor

Mr Ripley is in no way like Jason Bourne

Posted by: ThunderB at September 28, 2015 09:09 PM (zOTsN)

251 Nevergiveup,

My Army has a secretary that is a knob-slobber...literally.

Fucker never even served, or worked a real job.

He's a DC insider knob-slobber.

I am even more convinced that getting out in 2009 was the wisest decision I ever made.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 28, 2015 09:10 PM (zyIlW)

252 I don't get people in the military who vote dem.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 28, 2015 09:08 PM (hVdx9)

Me Neither and I serve with them...but if it makes you feel any better, they are definitely in the minority ....unless you in the Pentagon

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2015 09:10 PM (DUoqb)

253
Agreed. The one I cited was an example of a hack filmmaker.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 28, 2015 09:06 PM (hVdx9)






Yeah, that Limey Paul Greengrass. EVERYTHING he does has fucking shakey-cam.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 28, 2015 09:10 PM (o98Jz)

254 and then there was that movie wherein the brave Meg Ryan was denied a posthumus Medal of Honor because she was a woman. Damon was in her unit was was an emaciated guilt ridden druggie. Horrible stupid movie. But Damon lost so much weight he was hard to recognize

Posted by: ThunderB at September 28, 2015 09:11 PM (zOTsN)

255 I don't get people in the military who vote dem.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale

Who do you expect them to believe, the media or their lying eyes?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at September 28, 2015 09:11 PM (awspb)

256 How can you impugn ace's taste in music?

Do you not like the London Boys?
Or, Hall and Oates?

Posted by: Garrett at September 28, 2015 09:11 PM (tlGKl)

257 More of an Axel Stordahl guy, honestly.

I mean, no shame in being Herb Alpert, but Stordahl was a master.

Posted by: Herb Alpert and his Mexican Faggots at September 28, 2015 09:12 PM (k9qR4)

258 Ton of folks in the military, you're going to get the dumb and bad with the good and noble. In theory, most of them learn, but not always.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 28, 2015 09:12 PM (39g3+)

259 Courage Under Fire

terrible stupid awful movie

Posted by: ThunderB at September 28, 2015 09:12 PM (zOTsN)

260 Huh.

Tyvon Branch is now playing for KC.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 28, 2015 09:13 PM (zyIlW)

261 Silverado was a great flick. Made me forget what a commie douche Danny Glover is. Plus, the longest dying scene ever staring Jeff Goldblum.

The only Matt Damon movie I really liked, he was a secondary character; True Grit. The first Bourne movie was ok. Otherwise, Matt Damon is in Keanu Reeves territory of acting; they suck.

Posted by: Puddleglum@work at September 28, 2015 09:13 PM (NGd+i)

262 and then there was that movie wherein the brave Meg Ryan was denied a posthumus Medal of Honor because she was a woman. Damon was in her unit was was an emaciated guilt ridden druggie. Horrible stupid movie. But Damon lost so much weight he was hard to recognize
Posted by: ThunderB at September 28, 2015 09:11 PM (zOTsN)

Actually in that Movie, in the end, she is Award the MOH posthumusly

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2015 09:13 PM (DUoqb)

263 What's wrong with Hall and Oats?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 28, 2015 09:13 PM (zyIlW)

264 timeout!

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 28, 2015 09:14 PM (ucDmr)

265 256 How can you impugn ace's taste in music?

Do you not like the London Boys?
Or, Hall and Oates?
Posted by: Garrett at September 28, 2015 09:11 PM (tlGKl)


Or Lionel Richie's tribute to buzzion?

Posted by: rickl at September 28, 2015 09:14 PM (sdi6R)

266 I totally agree ThunderB. Kevin Spacey and Jack Nicholson don't do interviews and shun publicity for that reason. This applies to Paul Newman too. He avoided the limelight.

You lose the willing suspension of disbelief with actors that get too much publicity like Tom Cruise. Cruise is an excellent actor but we all know too much about his Scientology BS and Siri and his freak marriage to Katie Holmes

Posted by: L, Elle at September 28, 2015 09:14 PM (2x3L+)

267 ThunderB,

Yes it was.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 28, 2015 09:14 PM (zyIlW)

268 Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2015 09:08 PM (DUoqb)

Did I get this right that Putin and friends have set up a Mid-East command center in Baghdad!

Drudge: http://tinyurl.com/qgmgzw7

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 28, 2015 09:14 PM (ftVQq)

269 Shaky cam is a retarded gimmick in almost every application. It's not how the eye views things, no matter how "shook up" one is or how much movement you are engaged in from the viewers perspective. There's a reason film makers who knew what they were doing adopted the steadicam for such sequences (viewers perspective). Quick pans, tilts., tracking shots etc do the job and don't give you a headache. Even if you are shaking your head like an epileptic, you eyes naturally focus on a steady point. Shaky cam replicates the viwer wildly 'shaking" one's eyeballs, for no good reason. Of course adopting the old cinematic techniques means working harder and setting up shots properly.

Posted by: otho at September 28, 2015 09:15 PM (EWg9n)

270 Just wait until "Four Years At Bernie's," coming to a White House near you! You'll be in stiches as an entire political party props up a dead old socialist for a wild ride of power-lust and greed!

I want somebody to do a political ad "Weekend at Bernie's" where a couple of hipsters are hauling around the rotting corpse of Karl Marx.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 28, 2015 09:15 PM (LUgeY)

271 Did I get this right that Putin and friends have set up a Mid-East command center in Baghdad!

Drudge: http://tinyurl.com/qgmgzw7
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 28, 2015 09:14 PM (ftVQq)

Yup.. Fredo is ceding the entire Middle East to Iran the Russians. He should be tried for treason

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2015 09:15 PM (DUoqb)

272 Putin doin the job obama wont do.... Who knew

Posted by: E.T. at September 28, 2015 09:15 PM (yq4gk)

273 The cards and bucs are playing a hell of a game on espn2, btw.

Posted by: Garrett at September 28, 2015 09:16 PM (tlGKl)

274 I totally agree ThunderB. Kevin Spacey and Jack Nicholson don't do interviews and shun publicity for that reason. This applies to Paul Newman too. He avoided the limelight.

You lose the willing suspension of disbelief with actors that get too much publicity like Tom Cruise. Cruise is an excellent actor but we all know too much about his Scientology BS and Siri and his freak marriage to Katie Holmes
Posted by: L, Elle at September 28, 2015 09:14 PM (2x3L+)

Ah Kevin Spacey is left wing nut and expresses it all the time

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2015 09:16 PM (DUoqb)

275 Israel is starting to make nice with the Russians too I heard


this is what happens when you fuck over friends

Posted by: ThunderB at September 28, 2015 09:16 PM (zOTsN)

276 Yeah Hall and Oates are fine blue eyed soul.

Tom Cruise is so full of energy and intensity he's interesting to watch. Always plays himself but he's got a lot of charisma on camera. Yeah, he's a shrimp and a lunatic and a ruiner of hot women (who'd want Katie Holmes now?) but he is entertaining, and that's his job.

Plus he's getting very interesting stuff made that probably would not otherwise, like Jack Reacher.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 28, 2015 09:16 PM (39g3+)

277 the bamster has decimated the Military

That's one way of ensuring loyalty

Posted by: Appius Claudius Sabinus Inregillensis at September 28, 2015 09:16 PM (aLXXe)

278 What's wrong with Hall and Oats?

It's a bitch, girl. But you know it don't matter anyway.

Posted by: Herb Alpert and his Mexican Faggots at September 28, 2015 09:17 PM (k9qR4)

279 I am so happy that my three years in Iraq, and more importantly, the friends that shed their blood there, and lost their lives there, sacrificed so that Russia, Iran, Syria, and China (and God knows who else) can benefit.

*spit*

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 28, 2015 09:17 PM (zyIlW)

280 I want somebody to do a political ad "Weekend at Bernie's" where a couple of hipsters are hauling around the rotting corpse of Karl Marx.

I really hope somebody sees this and actually does it, would be perfect.

Posted by: All Teh Meh at September 28, 2015 09:17 PM (VviqM)

281 Did I get this right that Putin and friends have set up a Mid-East command center in Baghdad!
-----------------

Prior to Barky's election, even the suggestion would have been laughable.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 28, 2015 09:17 PM (OLNwX)

282 Yup.. Fredo is ceding the entire Middle East to Iran the Russians. He should be tried for treason

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2015 09:15 PM (DUoqb)

Expletive deleted!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 28, 2015 09:17 PM (ftVQq)

283 Those cameos in Jay and Silent Bob let me know Matt is a Real Actor

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 28, 2015 09:17 PM (Ii765)

284 The cards and bucs are playing a hell of a game on espn2, btw.

The only flaw is that its on ESPN and you have to put up with their announcers. But this is an important game.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 28, 2015 09:17 PM (39g3+)

285 I am so happy that my three years in Iraq, and more importantly, the friends that shed their blood there, and lost their lives there, sacrificed so that Russia, Iran, Syria, and China (and God knows who else) can benefit.

*spit*
Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 28, 2015 09:17 PM (zyIlW)


Makes me sick to my stomach and it should every red blooded non commie American

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2015 09:17 PM (DUoqb)

286 Leave a vacumn and it will get filled. What do you expect the Russians to do? It's a lot closer to home for them.

Posted by: freaked at September 28, 2015 09:17 PM (BO/km)

287 *Windows rattle*


Chinooks going over.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 28, 2015 09:18 PM (2qj3I)

288 Don't forget Ace and his love of Fleeteood Freaking Mac.

Bad. So bad.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 28, 2015 09:18 PM (2x3L+)

289 Did I get this right that Putin and friends have set up a Mid-East command center in Baghdad!

Posted by: Hrothgar

Comradesh, we have nothing to fear with Putin in Baghdad.

Posted by: John Johnovich McCain at September 28, 2015 09:18 PM (awspb)

290 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 28, 2015 09:16 PM (39g3+)

I don't like Cruise as a person, but I have to admit, I think he is an actor's actor!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 28, 2015 09:18 PM (ftVQq)

291 Muzzies aint gonna like the Soviet roe.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 28, 2015 09:19 PM (ucDmr)

292 282 Yup.. Fredo is ceding the entire Middle East to Iran the Russians. He should be tried for treason

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2015 09:15 PM (DUoqb)

Expletive deleted


Ditto

Posted by: freaked at September 28, 2015 09:19 PM (BO/km)

293 Matt Damon's new movie The Martian...... haaaaated it!

We give it two snaps, and an around the Solar System straight past Uranus, thumbs down.

Posted by: Blaine Edwards and Antoine Merriweather at September 28, 2015 09:19 PM (xzGte)

294 Those cameos in Jay and Silent Bob let me know Matt is a Real Actor

That movie actually made me like Ben Affleck. Briefly.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 28, 2015 09:19 PM (39g3+)

295 Leave a vacumn and it will get filled. What do you expect the Russians to do? It's a lot closer to home for them.
Posted by: freaked at September 28, 2015 09:17 PM (BO/km)

We don't blame the fucking russians, we blame the cock sucker who cause the vacumn

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2015 09:19 PM (DUoqb)

296
Shaky cam is a retarded gimmick in almost every application. It's not how the eye views things, no matter how "shook up" one is or how much movement you are engaged in from the viewers perspective.

Posted by: otho at September 28, 2015 09:15 PM (EWg9n)







The one place it makes sense is if the camera itself is a plot point, like the found-footage films. In the opening of Saving Private Ryan it's meant to remind the viewer of the perspective of a Robert Capa-type combat photographer. Everything else is just hackery.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 28, 2015 09:19 PM (o98Jz)

297 Ace is also a big Bette Middler fan.

Posted by: Garrett at September 28, 2015 09:20 PM (tlGKl)

298

I hate to say it but I am glad someone is fighting ISIS

I hate Assad. But he wasn't going into Europe or shooting up Garland TX or Paris

Posted by: ThunderB at September 28, 2015 09:21 PM (zOTsN)

299 Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2015 09:17 PM (DUoqb)

As usual, any US military victory, even a minor one, will be destroyed by the first democrat administration, unless a democrat Congress does it first!

Thanks to Mitch, if impeachment is off the table, I guess I can't hope for a straightforward accusation of treason anytime soon either.

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 28, 2015 09:21 PM (ftVQq)

300 ....and Billy Squire?

Posted by: E.T. at September 28, 2015 09:21 PM (yq4gk)

301 Obama and the Military.
John Boehner is taking credit for spending cuts, and cutting the federal deficit. It is one of his talking points, one of his accomplishments.

Spending cuts (that fall mostly on the military) because of sequester. Boehner is bragging about it, and the leadership of the GOP can't understand why the crazies are all crazy and stuff.

Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at September 28, 2015 09:21 PM (4eIAz)

302 Holy shit.
Cards LF just got knocked out cold in a collision.

Posted by: Garrett at September 28, 2015 09:22 PM (tlGKl)

303 Deal With Iraq To Fight Islamic State Extend's Russia's Reach In Middle East

WSJ

http://tinyurl.com/o7zntu6

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 28, 2015 09:22 PM (zyIlW)

304 ISIS Gets Upgraded From JV Team To Apocalyptic Cult



What the hell? Now theyre a cult?

Weasel Zippers

Just think how dangerous Fredo would be if he wasn't so ignorant?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2015 09:22 PM (DUoqb)

305 Because your fist
Is on my list

Posted by: Darryl Hall and his Cozumel woodwinds at September 28, 2015 09:22 PM (k9qR4)

306 Ow, Piscotti. Usually don't see blood in baseball.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 28, 2015 09:22 PM (39g3+)

307 I not blaming them either. It is to be expected.

Posted by: freaked at September 28, 2015 09:22 PM (BO/km)

308
Don't forget Ace and his love of Fleeteood Freaking Mac.

Bad. So bad.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 28, 2015 09:18 PM (2x3L+)








Oh well.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 28, 2015 09:22 PM (o98Jz)

309 Yes, they eat their own.

But they hate you more.

Never forget.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 28, 2015 09:22 PM (7RXcs)

310 263
What's wrong with Hall and Oats?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 28, 2015 09:13 PM (zyIlW)
nothing until they came out as libs......i know....THEY'RE ALL LIBS...... but it still disappoints me when i find out they are....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 28, 2015 09:23 PM (0O7c5)

311 The Shootist is about to the end on tv. John Wayne was a hell of a man. Matt Damon can only wish he could be like John Wayne. Hell, I wish I could be like John Wayne, but I'll settle for being like my Daddy, who was also a hell of a man.

Posted by: Eromero at September 28, 2015 09:24 PM (go5uR)

312 ThunderB,

I don't believe that Syria or Iran, much less Russia, gives a flying fuck about ISIS, much less fighting them.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 28, 2015 09:24 PM (zyIlW)

313 Death Toll In Mecca Stampede Much Higher Than Saudi Officials Originally Reported



Of course theyre liars.

Weasel Zippers

Can i classify that under: Good News of the Day?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2015 09:24 PM (DUoqb)

314 I love Fleetwood Mac. Rumors is a masterpiece.

I am so happy that my three years in Iraq, and more importantly, the friends that shed their blood there, and lost their lives there, sacrificed so that Russia, Iran, Syria, and China (and God knows who else) can benefit.

Honestly I know its wrong but I try not to even think about it or I get ulcers and white hot rage.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 28, 2015 09:24 PM (39g3+)

315 Pat Travers... Boom Boom Out Go The Lights

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 28, 2015 09:25 PM (Ii765)

316 I really hope somebody sees this and actually does it, would be perfect.

I'd do it from a conservative/freedom angle. Somebody's suggest doing something and one of the hipsters would say something KM would've said, all of which would be a variation of, "No can do that, comrade. Freedom and choice is forbidden in Bernie's America!" then give a Bernie quote to back it up.

Marketing gold, I tells ya.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 28, 2015 09:25 PM (LUgeY)

317 I take it Obama picked up some back issues of The Atlantic. Took him long enough.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 28, 2015 09:25 PM (aLXXe)

318 Samuel L. Jackson is a liberal pussy.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 28, 2015 09:25 PM (ucDmr)

319 Ah, the children of the night! What music they make!

Posted by: Count Cuspidor at September 28, 2015 09:26 PM (OmBeX)

320 phoenixgirl,

Most of the music and movies and shows are made by folks that are on the lefty side.

Short of going Amish, it's all a matter of discernment.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 28, 2015 09:26 PM (zyIlW)

321 >>314 I love Fleetwood Mac. Rumors is a masterpiece.



Absolutely.

If by Masterpiece you mean a giant piece of cocaine induced shit.

Posted by: Garrett at September 28, 2015 09:27 PM (tlGKl)

322 Actually maybe it's zero's strategy to let Putin get mired in the ME so he won't get blamed for anything. Pull everything out and let someone else deal with it. Wouldn't that be brilliant?

Posted by: freaked at September 28, 2015 09:27 PM (BO/km)

323 Jack Nicholson don't do interviews and shun publicity
YGBSM, just Goog___ Jack Nicholson Rolling Stone. He has to be in the top ten for covers, each one with a tailor-made interview with a lot of politics, all bad.


Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 28, 2015 09:27 PM (xq1UY)

324 Samuel L. Jackson is a liberal pussy.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 28, 2015 09:25 PM (ucDmr)


True, but he was great in Unthinkable. Not that "he" was great ... but the role was fantastic and Samuel didn't screw it up.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 28, 2015 09:27 PM (zc3Db)

325 Oh well.

ISWYDT

*golf clap*

I much preferred them as a blues band.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 28, 2015 09:27 PM (LUgeY)

326 Can i classify that under: Good News of the Day?

It has my vote.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 28, 2015 09:27 PM (EDYaR)

327 A disproportionate proportion of the pilgrims smooshed into gravy this year were Iranian, I believe. The Islamic Republic is already in a proxy war with the Sauds over Yemen. The Iranian media is already whipping up mobs chanting "death to the Sauds"

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 28, 2015 09:28 PM (aLXXe)

328 Death Toll In Mecca Stampede Much Higher Than Saudi Officials Originally Reported


What's the number?

Posted by: freaked at September 28, 2015 09:28 PM (BO/km)

329
Oh well.

ISWYDT

*golf clap*

I much preferred them as a blues band.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 28, 2015 09:27 PM (LUgeY)







*curtsy's"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 28, 2015 09:28 PM (o98Jz)

330 Has anyone mentioned Matt Damon has a point? I really don't care who actors are sleeping with. Of course, I don't really care about their politics, either. They should stick to their day job of pretending to be someone interesting in front of a camera.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September 28, 2015 09:28 PM (PEFlK)

331 " Samuel L. Jackson is a liberal pussy."



Why, yes, he is. Damn near Commie. He and Glover aren't far off of one another.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 28, 2015 09:28 PM (2qj3I)

332 What's the number?

Posted by: freaked at September 28, 2015 09:28 PM (BO/km)


"Not enough"

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 28, 2015 09:29 PM (zc3Db)

333 Leave Ace aloooone!!1!

Posted by: Taylor Swift at September 28, 2015 09:30 PM (mcm0N)

334 How the f does that happen anyway? Those people are cray-zee.

Posted by: freaked at September 28, 2015 09:30 PM (BO/km)

335 Penis

Posted by: Darryl Hall and his Cozumel woodwinds at September 28, 2015 09:31 PM (k9qR4)

336 Why, yes, he is. Damn near Commie. He and Glover aren't far off of one another.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 28, 2015 09:28 PM (2qj3I)


And Jackson should still be sitting in jail from participating in a kidnapping with his Black Panther buddies.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 28, 2015 09:31 PM (zc3Db)

337 313 Death Toll In Mecca Stampede Much Higher Than Saudi Officials Originally Reported



Of course theyre liars.

Weasel Zippers

Can i classify that under: Good News of the Day?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2015 09:24 PM (DUoqb)

Whatever the number, its not enough

Posted by: Doom Rider at September 28, 2015 09:31 PM (AH7Yo)

338 Lorraine Bracco is one of the worst actresses of all time, she's so awful its distracting and ruins the entire film.

Except in Goodfellas she's so good I didn't even notice it was her. Which just goes to show, with a good director and the rest of the cast having talent, even trash can be made pretty good. Writing helps, too.

Compare her "work" in Medicine Man with Goodfellas. Its like two different people.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 28, 2015 09:31 PM (39g3+)

339 Something about getting stoned with the devil I take it. Man what a religion.

Posted by: freaked at September 28, 2015 09:31 PM (BO/km)

340 WSJ had a little feature on Walter Brennan today. Walter Brennan was a conservative. Bircher, and always suspected John Wayne of being a secret commie. You read that right.

God damn it, Luke. The barn's burning down.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 28, 2015 09:32 PM (xq1UY)

341 Rogers drilled from behind.

(probably not the first time that's been said)

Posted by: already denouncing myself at September 28, 2015 09:32 PM (xzGte)

342 Emperor Obama To Bypass Congress On Global Warming, Syria

Obama Emperor

His will be done.


Weasel Zippers

Anyone here see "7 Days in May"?
Just spitballing here

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2015 09:32 PM (DUoqb)

343 John Gruden is like icepicks stuck in your ears. Thanks for pointing out the obvious ya fuckin hosehead.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 28, 2015 09:32 PM (ucDmr)

344 Danny Glover is in the Robert Redford-Sean Penn full blown communist camp. Except not as talented as those guys.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 28, 2015 09:32 PM (39g3+)

345 Private Ryan it's meant to remind the viewer of the perspective of a Robert Capa-type combat photographer. Everything else is just hackery.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
----------------

84 Charlie MoPic

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 28, 2015 09:33 PM (OLNwX)

346 Was you ever bit by a dead bee?

Posted by: Walter Brennan at September 28, 2015 09:34 PM (39g3+)

347 344: They really should have blown him up on the shitter.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 28, 2015 09:34 PM (ucDmr)

348 Ace dissed Silverado, and it's just a serious flaw in character to not love Silverado.

-
Some years ago, I had an office down the hall from an older divorced, bitter woman divorce attorney. She told me she couldn't be friends with anyone who didn't love the movie Master and Commander.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 28, 2015 09:35 PM (Nwg0u)

349 Rumours was certainly cocaine-induced, but it's still a pop masterpiece. But Bill and Hillary so ruined "Don't Stop" for me that I always skip over it when I listen to the album...

Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2015 09:35 PM (8HGb7)

350 She told me she couldn't be friends with anyone who didn't love the movie Master and Commander.

Well she had taste at least.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 28, 2015 09:36 PM (39g3+)

351 They really should have blown him up on the shitter.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 28, 2015 09:34 PM (ucDmr)


I've come close a couple of times

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2015 09:36 PM (DUoqb)

352 #BlackBunsMatter

Posted by: Burger King's new Halloween Whopper at September 28, 2015 09:36 PM (xzGte)

353 The one place it makes sense is if the camera itself is a plot point, like the found-footage films. In the opening of Saving Private Ryan it's meant to remind the viewer of the perspective of a Robert Capa-type combat photographer. Everything else is just hackery.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 28, 2015 09:19 PM

Yeah, if it's "actual" footage, it at least makes sense. It may not make it watchable, though. With SPR... I don't know. It's been a long time since I've seen it and I don't remember how much it's used at the beginning. In very, very small doses, a second or two every now and then... ok, maybe. But to simulate a combat photograper, there should actually be a combat photographer in the sequence and the footage should be cut in to the scene expicitly as in camera work.

Posted by: otho at September 28, 2015 09:36 PM (EWg9n)

354 Was you ever bit by a dead bee?
Posted by: Walter Brennan


Yes

Posted by: Lauren Bacall at September 28, 2015 09:36 PM (W5DcG)

355 Is Borat still making movies? This election cycle may need that treatment.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 28, 2015 09:37 PM (Ii765)

356 Matt Damon: not gay

Also: not very smart

Posted by: Hillary's alcoholic depression at September 28, 2015 09:37 PM (ZufZo)

357 So what if Ace loves Captain and Tennille? It's his life. As long as he doesn't force his life choices on us, and rickroll us with their videos, I think we should let him listen to "Do that to me one more time" in peace.

Posted by: Dave S. at September 28, 2015 09:37 PM (mhkbv)

358 "Bircher, and always suspected John Wayne of being a secret commie."


Damn.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 28, 2015 09:37 PM (2qj3I)

359 She told me she couldn't be friends with anyone who didn't love the movie Master and Commander.>>>

The lesser of two weevils?

Posted by: Willy J. at September 28, 2015 09:38 PM (GfSPN)

360 "She told me she couldn't be friends with anyone who didn't love the movie Master and Commander."


That was a good movie too. What was her deal?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 28, 2015 09:39 PM (2qj3I)

361 Anyone here see "7 Days in May"?
Just spitballing here
Posted by: Nevergiveup


Sounds good to me.

Posted by: Gen. James Mattoon Scott at September 28, 2015 09:39 PM (W5DcG)

362 Was you ever bit by a dead bee?
-------------

Too many times.

Bee collides with motorcycle jacket.
Bee falls into crevice formed by thigh/gas tank.
Sooner or later, a lean left or lean right produces Yowee!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 28, 2015 09:39 PM (OLNwX)

363 Actually ace's guilty pleasure is me, Yanni and Enya.

After that he's ready to start his afternoon blogging.

Posted by: Taylor Swift at September 28, 2015 09:40 PM (mcm0N)

364 It's really too bad shillary's mom didn't abort her.

Posted by: Infidel at September 28, 2015 09:40 PM (yY1hW)

365 "The lesser of two weevils?"


Dude.


Awesome.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 28, 2015 09:40 PM (2qj3I)

366 340 WSJ had a little feature on Walter Brennan today. Walter Brennan was a conservative. Bircher, and always suspected John Wayne of being a secret commie. You read that right.

God damn it, Luke. The barn's burning down.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 28, 2015 09:32 PM (xq1UY)


I saw part of that, but missed the Bircher part. It was a book review of a biography of Brennan.

Posted by: rickl at September 28, 2015 09:41 PM (sdi6R)

367
I wouldn't hump Matt Damon because he's never driven a classic with posi-traction, changed a tire, or received a blowjob in a classic early model Ford.

Posted by: Mona Lisa Vito at September 28, 2015 09:41 PM (OiFtZ)

368 Sooner or later, a lean left or lean right produces Yowee!

And don't smile too much cruising down the hwy. Too much protein.

Posted by: Infidel at September 28, 2015 09:42 PM (yY1hW)

369 "The lesser of two weevils?"

That joke must be cur-tailed.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 28, 2015 09:42 PM (39g3+)

370 ""7 Days in May"? "


Like, yeah.


And Lancaster's plot wasn't that wild.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 28, 2015 09:42 PM (2qj3I)

371 biggest number of peeps doing the hadj are from Indonesia

Iran ALWAYS complains because they are certain THEY should be in charge of the holiest sites in Islam and not Saudi Arabia

Posted by: ThunderB at September 28, 2015 09:43 PM (zOTsN)

372 How exactly Joe Pesci's character in My Cousin Vinnie scored an insanely hot smart girl like that is surely an amazing backstory in its self.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 28, 2015 09:43 PM (39g3+)

373 That joke must be cur-tailed.>>>

It's a hard tack life.

Posted by: Annie at September 28, 2015 09:43 PM (GfSPN)

374 >>Actually ace's guilty pleasure is me, Yanni and Enya. After that he's ready to start his afternoon blogging.

Posted by: Taylor Swift


* * *


*Ahem*
Loves us just as much as you, Swifty!

Posted by: Wilson Phillips at September 28, 2015 09:43 PM (NOIQH)

375 which isnt to say the Sauds did a good job. Maybe the flaw lies in a religion demanding that its adherants be rushed like lemmings by the millions through a too small tunnel

Posted by: ThunderB at September 28, 2015 09:44 PM (zOTsN)

376 And don't smile too much cruising down the hwy. Too much protein.
Posted by: Infidel
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Once took a yellow jacket between my face and the edge of my helmet. Little bastid stung me about halfway between the eye socket and the ear.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 28, 2015 09:44 PM (OLNwX)

377 " Wilson Phillips "


Are you the fat one? I never can remember.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 28, 2015 09:45 PM (2qj3I)

378 Ace liked Muskrat Love?

Posted by: E.T. at September 28, 2015 09:46 PM (yq4gk)

379 I will give Taylor Swift this, she is really easy on the eyes.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 28, 2015 09:46 PM (39g3+)

380 I never need to act like someone else

Posted by: Christopher Walken, former dancer at September 28, 2015 09:46 PM (8CdUx)

381 That girl from The Go Go's got fat

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 28, 2015 09:46 PM (Ii765)

382 I stuck my hand out the window when I was driving down the highway and took a bee in the palm

Posted by: ThunderB at September 28, 2015 09:47 PM (zOTsN)

383 "Little bastid stung me about halfway between the eye socket and the ear."


Swoll up didn't it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 28, 2015 09:47 PM (2qj3I)

384 Sooo.... Senate just passed a bill, which they will now send to the House.... a spending bill to keep the Government open...

As spending bills MUST start in the House... are they even pretending to Follow the Constitution anymore?

Do they even KNOW the damn rules they SWORE to uphold?

Posted by: Underpants AOS Poster at September 28, 2015 09:47 PM (qh617)

385 ..aaaand the reliever walks the bases full again. I swear being a starting pitcher would make me eat a bullet. Pitch a gem, walk off field and some jackass blows it over and over. Thanks for the pitch count, skip.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 28, 2015 09:47 PM (39g3+)

386 John Boehner is taking credit for spending cuts, and cutting the federal deficit. It is one of his talking points, one of his accomplishments.

-
Ah. The Debbie Wasserman Schultz gambit. Lie, lie, and lie.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 28, 2015 09:47 PM (Nwg0u)

387 As spending bills MUST start in the House... are they even pretending to Follow the Constitution anymore?

Do they even KNOW the damn rules they SWORE to uphold?
Posted by: Underpants AOS Poster

It's a tax!

Posted by: Just Us Roberts at September 28, 2015 09:48 PM (awspb)

388 That girl from The Go Go's got fat

Belinda Carlisle? She was always a little chubby and that was fine with me.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 28, 2015 09:48 PM (39g3+)

389 I can't be friends with anyone who doesn't love Porky's 2. It's just how I am

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 28, 2015 09:49 PM (7RXcs)

390 I just saw a commercial with Neil deWhatizname about some show he's got sponsered by The Martian. That about does it for me I have no desire at all to see the movie now.

Posted by: freaked at September 28, 2015 09:49 PM (BO/km)

391 : Wilson Phillips at September 28, 2015 09:43 PM (NOIQH)


Aww crap. Enya ain't got shit on you, baby. If you change your mind, I'll be first in line. Baby, I'm still free, take a chance on me...

Posted by: Darryl Hall and his Cozumel woodwinds at September 28, 2015 09:50 PM (k9qR4)

392 "Do they even KNOW the damn rules they SWORE to uphold?"



Meh. Know? Care?


End result's the same.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 28, 2015 09:50 PM (2qj3I)

393 Ace fantasizes about me and my posse, Kendall Jenner. Gigi Hadid, and-

Lena Dunham.

Posted by: Taylor Swift at September 28, 2015 09:50 PM (mcm0N)

394 Ace liked Muskrat Love?

Still does. I guess that's what he calls it.

Posted by: freaked at September 28, 2015 09:50 PM (BO/km)

395 Swoll up didn't it.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
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Yeah. It would have been interesting watching me get off the road and rip my helmet off.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 28, 2015 09:51 PM (OLNwX)

396 I think the worst was leaving BF's one December morning after the toy run. It was about 8:30 Sun. am and it was raining/sleeting. Bandana over the nose and mouth. Forehead took the brunt. One of the few times I wish I was wearing a helmet. Fvck was it cold.

Posted by: Infidel at September 28, 2015 09:52 PM (yY1hW)

397 At Drudge: Did NASA time mars news to coincide w/movie?

Considering Obama's Hollywood ties, would this shock anyone if true?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2015 09:52 PM (NOIQH)

398 [Matt Damon] has never received a blowjob in a classic early model Ford

Which is not to say he never delivered one there...

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 28, 2015 09:52 PM (aLXXe)

399 John Gruden is a Geneva Convention violation.

Posted by: Puddleglum@work at September 28, 2015 09:53 PM (NGd+i)

400 The superintendent of the U.S. Naval Academy says hes confident that women who graduate from the school will go on to become Navy SEALs if the military changes its policy to allow them to serve in that special operations role.

Ah BULLSHIT

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2015 09:53 PM (DUoqb)

401 I'll buy that NASA delayed the news to when they thought it would gain the most interest. They live by funding too, and struggle for it.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 28, 2015 09:53 PM (39g3+)

402 I guess Matt has deflated his Martian habitat a bit too soon.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2015 09:54 PM (1Q//P)

403 Once took a yellow jacket between my face and the edge of my helmet.

-
I had a guy in court today who got a bit of a heavy foot (if motorcyclers can get those) and was doing 65 mph over speed limit on the narrow, twisty, mountain road between Gunnison.and Montrose. And the speed limit was 60. He was doing 125 mph.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 28, 2015 09:54 PM (Nwg0u)

404 Maybe the flaw lies in a religion demanding that its adherants be rushed like lemmings by the millions through a too small tunnel

Posted by: ThunderB at September 28, 2015 09:44 PM (zOTsN)


What else would one expect from an ideology that prays to rocks? Friggin rocks!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 28, 2015 09:54 PM (zc3Db)

405 I accidentally (OK, it was intentional) followed a rabbit down some clickbait hole and there was a link about a "study" that purported to show what "scientifically" pretty faces look like.

There was Lena Dunham.

I'm not fucking kidding about this shit.

End Times.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 28, 2015 09:54 PM (7RXcs)

406 Maybe if NASA diverted some of the funds they have set aside for muslim outreach.........

Posted by: ThunderB at September 28, 2015 09:54 PM (zOTsN)

407 One of these things is not like the other
One of these things is not the same....

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/3190478/thumbs/o-TAYLOR-SWIFT-LENA-DUNHAM-570.jpg?8

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2015 09:55 PM (NOIQH)

408 Aww crap. Enya ain't got shit on you, baby. If you change your mind, I'll be first in line. Baby, I'm still free, take a chance on me...
Posted by: Darryl Hall and his Cozumel


I hope you know why this is funneh.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 28, 2015 09:55 PM (JmGFJ)

409 " John Gruden is a Geneva Convention violation."



Hehehehe...

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 28, 2015 09:55 PM (2qj3I)

410 Montrose was the bomb!

Posted by: Hammy Sagar at September 28, 2015 09:55 PM (I1cku)

411 403: Prolly had a bee stuck in his helmet.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 28, 2015 09:56 PM (ucDmr)

412 Poor poor Matt.

Clearly he fell into the trap of thinking that all points of view matter.
*Sigh*
Now the crucifiction can begin with the notice that only all the correct points of view matter.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2015 09:56 PM (3pRHP)

413 Geez Great White, a great way to die. Yikes. Cimmaron sure is nice tho.

Posted by: Infidel at September 28, 2015 09:56 PM (yY1hW)

414 Montrose was the bomb!
Posted by: Hammy Sagar


Bad motor scooter

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 28, 2015 09:58 PM (W5DcG)

415 **peeks out window, looks toward trash barrels in front of house**

**crouches in corner of room, starts rocking back and forth**


Can't sleep... Ewok will get me... Can't sleep... Ewok will get me...

Posted by: a very panicked Bradley Cooper at September 28, 2015 09:58 PM (xzGte)

416 404: It's a cult, not a religion.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 28, 2015 09:58 PM (ucDmr)

417 That girl from The Go Go's got fat
------------------

Have you seen Ann Wilson of 'Heart' lately?

http://preview.tinyurl.com/o9cpgyz

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 28, 2015 09:58 PM (OLNwX)

418 He was doing 125 mph.

That's more than a heavy foot, that's a death wish. Hit one pebble and you're strawberry jam.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 28, 2015 09:58 PM (39g3+)

419 376 And don't smile too much cruising down the hwy. Too much protein.
Posted by: Infidel
-----------------

Once took a yellow jacket between my face and the edge of my helmet. Little bastid stung me about halfway between the eye socket and the ear.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 28, 2015 09:44 PM (OLNwX)

Took a bee up the arm sleeve and stung me in the middle of the back....15 minutes later my vision started going white and got all hot...scared the shit out of me.

Posted by: Doom Rider at September 28, 2015 09:58 PM (ck8TA)

420 Meteorites were viewed as bits of the divine. Descending from the skies in a fiery streak and with a boom sometimes. Best part though were the nickel-iron ones that could be made into weapons. And because of their origin, considered magical.

But yeah, most human tribes grew past that. Islam parades around a meteorite that was claimed to be pure white but has become black due to the iniquities of Man. But I doubt the Soviet Justice Wankers will raise an outcry over the implicit racism for fear of losing their heads.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2015 09:58 PM (1Q//P)

421 Today, right about now, Hillary Clinton is apparently passing near where I am currently sitting, her motorcade shooing away peons like ninepins in front of an oncoming pink bowling ball.

Not many years ago I would be outside her destination, secret camera on my person, trying to record some faux pas, or at least document the repulsive antic of her sycophants.

But now, in 2015? I have lost the urge. I, firstly, don't give a shit. And secondly, I believe she's sho damaged that I kinda WANT her to win the Dem primary, so she can get obliterated in the general election.

So instead I am sitting on my not-so-fat-ass, letting her do her dirty work unstalked.

It is what it is.

Posted by: zombie at September 28, 2015 09:59 PM (jBuUi)

422 Anyone here see "7 Days in May"?
Just spitballing here

-
Total fantasy. The bad guys give the Boehner-like character a bottle of booze to keep him docile AND HE POURS IT OUT!!!

Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 28, 2015 09:59 PM (Nwg0u)

423 Yeah the girls from heart used to be amazingly talented and hot; now they are just amazingly talented.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 28, 2015 09:59 PM (39g3+)

424 Matt Who?

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 28, 2015 09:59 PM (vQvKz)

425 " Geez Great White, a great way to die. "



Yeah, guy will probably take care of himself one day.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 28, 2015 09:59 PM (2qj3I)

426 394 Ace liked Muskrat Love?

Still does. I guess that's what he calls it.
Posted by: freaked at September 28, 2015 09:50 PM (BO/km)


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We can argue all night whether it should be legal or not. I have my doubts. Fact is, Ace is not breaking any laws. Not as of now

Posted by: Dave S. at September 28, 2015 09:59 PM (mhkbv)

427 If you need me, let me know, honey, I'm still free.

Posted by: Ana, or Berni, or Bjorn, or Annfried at September 28, 2015 10:00 PM (k9qR4)

428 And the speed limit was 60. He was doing 125 mph.
Posted by: The Great White Snark
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Darwin. Sooner or later. Collect you fee ASAP.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 28, 2015 10:00 PM (OLNwX)

429 Have you seen Ann Wilson of 'Heart' lately?

http://preview.tinyurl.com/o9cpgyz
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.


Yowzers, that's Mama Cass territory.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 28, 2015 10:01 PM (W5DcG)

430 In the sidebar it says that "Wyatt Earp" is a good movie. Anyone seen it? I like the soundtrack, and was thinking of getting the movie - that's often the way I discover movies, since I don't have TV anymore and never see trailers. But a nice bit of music will attract my attention and often lead to seeing the film itself.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at September 28, 2015 10:01 PM (VBbCO)

431 she's sho damaged that I kinda WANT her to win the Dem primary, so she can get obliterated in the general election.


I kind of want her in the white house because I fully expect the feces to hit the fan in a titanic way in the next four years. And I'd rather it be her in there eating it with a shovel than someone I like.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 28, 2015 10:02 PM (39g3+)

432 Took a bee up the arm sleeve and stung me in the middle of the back....15 minutes later my vision started going white and got all hot...scared the shit out of me.
Posted by: Doom Rider
------------------

Maybe it was one of them African hybrids,

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 28, 2015 10:02 PM (OLNwX)

433 Talk about Karma. Have you seen Mary from Peter Paul And Mary lately?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 28, 2015 10:02 PM (Ii765)

434 Posted by: Doom Rider at September 28, 2015 09:58 PM (ck8TA)

Happened with a wasp with me. Terrifying to say the least. Especially on two wheels. Couldn't shave the pit for over a week.

Sorry, tmi.

Posted by: Infidel at September 28, 2015 10:03 PM (yY1hW)

435 Ann Wilson has been battling her waistline for years and sadly losing. A radio station one time made a parody of All I Want to do is Make Love to You as "All I want to do is make cheese fondue."

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2015 10:03 PM (1Q//P)

436 Once took a yellow jacket between my face and the edge of my helmet. Little bastid stung me about halfway between the eye socket and the ear.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 28, 2015 09:44 PM (OLNwX)


Had several bounce off me chest at 60mph+. Bastards ain't no joke.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at September 28, 2015 10:03 PM (k9qR4)

437 @400 No reason for any Academy graduate to ever become a SEAL. Academy grads are all officers, and SEALS are all ratings. What the hell is going on over there, anyway?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 28, 2015 10:03 PM (xq1UY)

438 Wyatt Earp isn't a great movie, as a movie. But it is a very well made cinematic project. It would have made a great limited series. But its too long and too meandering and aimless to sit still through for the whole thing.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 28, 2015 10:04 PM (39g3+)

439 " The bad guys give the Boehner-like character a bottle of booze to keep him docile AND HE POURS IT OUT!!!"



Yeah, that part's totally unrealistic.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 28, 2015 10:04 PM (2qj3I)

440 Yeah the girls from heart used to be amazingly talented and hot; now they are just amazingly talented.

I'm sure they are still hot...now it's in flashes.

Posted by: no good deed at September 28, 2015 10:04 PM (GgxVX)

441 So,

Jay Cutler isn't playing.

Oh well.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 28, 2015 10:05 PM (zyIlW)

442
I kind of want her in the white house because I fully expect the feces to hit the fan in a titanic way in the next four years. And I'd rather it be her in there eating it with a shovel than someone I like.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 28, 2015 10:02 PM (39g3+)


Hehe. Indeed, lad, indeed.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at September 28, 2015 10:05 PM (k9qR4)

443 Ann Wilson has been battling her waistline for years and sadly losing.

With that voice I really don't give a crap how she looks. She and Nancy are amazing musicians. Their zep covers are better than the originals.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 28, 2015 10:05 PM (39g3+)

444 >>hes confident that women who graduate from the school will go on to become Navy SEALs if the military changes its policy to allow them to serve in that special operations role.


Sure, sure. Because most men who go for SEALs can't make it, so it makes sense that women could ace it.

/sarc

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2015 10:05 PM (NOIQH)

445 http://preview.tinyurl.com/o9cpgyz
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.


And this is your body off drugs.

Posted by: Infidel at September 28, 2015 10:06 PM (yY1hW)

446 Matt Demon should just join Scientology. That is what actors do with gay rumors. Speaking of Will Smith, Deborah Norville called his son daughter, and kicked someone on a red carpet.

Posted by: Baldy at September 28, 2015 10:06 PM (sEXjW)

447 Maybe it was one of them African hybrids,

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 28, 2015 10:02 PM (OLNwX)

No idea, may have been an allergic reaction, but I have not been stung since. It was like I had a fever for the next 8 hours.

Posted by: Doom Rider at September 28, 2015 10:06 PM (ck8TA)

448 On the next South Park, Matt Damon joins Tom Cruise in the closet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2015 10:07 PM (1Q//P)

449 Because most men who go for SEALs can't make it, so it makes sense that women could ace it.

Yeah, that level of training and fitness would detonate my heart. It takes a freak of nature to be able to even survive that training, let alone graduate. Could there conceivably be a woman that could pull it off, someday? Maybe. But several a graduating class?

Not without changing the standards.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 28, 2015 10:07 PM (39g3+)

450 Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2015 09:58 PM (1Q//P)

It's not just meteorites. Muzzies pray to all sorts of rocks.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 28, 2015 10:08 PM (zc3Db)

451 "But its too long and too meandering and aimless to sit still through for the whole thing."


It is too long. A hallmark of Costner movies from the early-mid 90s. But, to date, it probably the most realistic Earp pic ever done. Earp was not an angel and his relationship with Doc was suspect as Doc was rather suspect. He probably did more good than bad in the end though.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 28, 2015 10:08 PM (2qj3I)

452 I'm sure they are still hot...now it's in flashes.

Posted by: no good deed at September 28, 2015 10:04 PM (GgxVX)

ISWYDT

Posted by: BignJames at September 28, 2015 10:08 PM (8aA7D)

453 435 Ann Wilson has been battling her waistline for years and sadly losing. A radio station one time made a parody of All I Want to do is Make Love to You as "All I want to do is make cheese fondue."
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2015 10:03 PM (1Q//P)

********
Ah yes, back when they hid her behind the drumset and stretched the picture vertically. Subtle.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at September 28, 2015 10:08 PM (yxw0r)

454 Sure, sure. Because most men who go for SEALs can't make it, so it makes sense that women could ace it.


They'll be the SEAL team political officers.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 28, 2015 10:08 PM (YJmuy)

455 Ace is over on twitter, arguing with himself over the relative merits of Tombstone vs. Wyatt Earp

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 28, 2015 10:08 PM (Fc/3P)

456 The rock at Mecca predates Islam. It was once dedicated to the deity Hubal. Until the Musselmen stole Mecca and the rock.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2015 10:09 PM (1Q//P)

457 "So,

Jay Cutler isn't playing. "



CHI fans rejoice.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 28, 2015 10:10 PM (2qj3I)

458 Yowzers, that's Mama Cass territory.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.
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I recall feeling lust for that woman, back about this time:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/o8ylaav

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 28, 2015 10:10 PM (OLNwX)

459 >>Ace is over on twitter, arguing with himself over the relative merits of Tombstone vs. Wyatt Earp

I prefer the one w/Val Kilmer. Because he's an awesome Doc Holiday. I have no ide if that's the one w/Costner or Kurt Russell...

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2015 10:10 PM (NOIQH)

460 wow

Planned Parenthood Paid Professional Protestors to Pelt Political Princess with Prophylactics


I thought they would do it for free

Posted by: ThunderB at September 28, 2015 10:11 PM (zOTsN)

461 Thanks, CT - maybe I won't make a great effort to see it, but if it comes my way, I'll give it a chance.

I guess Ace isn't here, but I was thinking that instead of a weekend book club thread (which requires advance preparation, and I notice we haven't had one for over a month) a weekend MOVIE thread would be fun. Not a discussion of one movie, like Ace's movie reviews. But a broader topic, like movie genres, certain actors, directors, etc. People like to talk about what they enjoy, and it would probably be low on swearing and personal abuse.

Just off the top of my head, you could have topics like:

Favourite Christmas movies
Humphrey Bogart
Westerns
Red Scare movies
Comedies of the 1950s, 60s, 70s, etc.
Novels into film

etc. etc.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at September 28, 2015 10:11 PM (VBbCO)

462 Did NASA time mars news to coincide w/movie?

Instead, they coincided with Clock Boy...

Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2015 10:11 PM (FcR7P)

463 Doc was rather suspect.

Louis L'Amour points out that the only time there's any record that Doc Holliday shot anyone was at the OK Corral event. Gambler, and people were scared of him apparently (probably because he had no real desire to live) but not the death dealing gunslinger he's depicted as often in movies.

The rock at Mecca predates Islam.

Yeah, its part of the old Arabic religion that Muhammad co-opted when he built an Arabic version of Judeo-Christianity. Culturally, I understand why Islam does well in places like Saudi Arabia. But elsewhere its just oddly out of place.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 28, 2015 10:12 PM (39g3+)

464 I prefer the one w/Val Kilmer. Because he's an awesome Doc Holiday. I have no ide if that's the one w/Costner or Kurt Russell...

That's the Kurt Russell one.

Posted by: All Teh Meh at September 28, 2015 10:12 PM (VviqM)

465 The rock at Mecca predates Islam. It was once dedicated to the deity Hubal. Until the Musselmen stole Mecca and the rock.
Posted by: Anna Puma

I know the feeling.

Posted by: Hagia St Sophia at September 28, 2015 10:12 PM (awspb)

466 A hallmark of Costner movies from the early-mid 90s.
------------------

We'll always have 'The Big Chill'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 28, 2015 10:12 PM (OLNwX)

467 We require a very elite caliber of woman...

Posted by: SEAL Team Sammich at September 28, 2015 10:13 PM (xzGte)

468 Posted by: Doom Rider at September 28, 2015 10:06 PM (ck8TA)

Glad you made it safely!

Posted by: Infidel at September 28, 2015 10:13 PM (yY1hW)

469 Tombstone is fun but really flawed, and Wyatt Earp is really accurate and historical but hard to sit through. Its like the Dune films: the film was bastardized with those stupid wierding modules but looked brilliant, and the Sci Fi miniseries was much more like the story, but looked lousy.

Somewhere in the middle is a great film.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 28, 2015 10:14 PM (39g3+)

470 I understand why Islam does well in places like Saudi Arabia. But elsewhere its just oddly out of place.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
---------------

So, well suited to the paranoid remnants of a decayed civilization?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 28, 2015 10:14 PM (OLNwX)

471 "I prefer the one w/Val Kilmer. "

You'll be daisy if you do.





Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 28, 2015 10:14 PM (2qj3I)

472 SEALS are all ratings.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 28, 2015 10:03 PM (xq1UY)




Lul, wut?

Posted by: Country Singer at September 28, 2015 10:14 PM (nL0sw)

473 SEALS is officers, too. Met one once; seemed normal, only better

Posted by: Christopher Walken, former dancer at September 28, 2015 10:16 PM (8CdUx)

474 >>>"I prefer the one w/Val Kilmer. "
<<<



I'm your huckleberry.


Posted by: Val Kilmer at September 28, 2015 10:16 PM (xzGte)

475 one of the oddest phenomena in tv is "frasier". i never saw it during its original airing but i've taken to watching it on late nite reruns/

anyways, all of the actors except the lead, kelsey grammar, are gay apparently, tho they play straight. but they're so obviously gay that it's like an inside joke that they're gay playing straight playing straight playing gay... or something.

the most obvious and just simply obnoxious is a guy named david pierce who thinks he's a comic genius but is simply irritating. bizarre figure who's so obviously gay that his romantic story lines have no credibility. in any case, he's really better cast as a serial killer in his many manic episodes. in a freeze frame he often looks like a psychotic killer. really. very bizarre actor and show. but well produced, professional and smoothly done. so there.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp, cymbalist poet at September 28, 2015 10:17 PM (WTSFk)

476 Islam is easy to understand the appeal to Bedouins. It makes their culture and mores approved. Islam is designed for Vikings with less manners.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2015 10:17 PM (1Q//P)

477 Billy Clanton: Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.

[Billy Clanton draws a knife]

Doc Holliday: [takes out a second gun] I have two guns, one for each of ya.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 28, 2015 10:17 PM (39g3+)

478 very bizarre actor and show. but well produced, professional and smoothly done. so there.

Frasier was very well written, and Kelsey Grammar is a pretty huge talent.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 28, 2015 10:18 PM (39g3+)

479 Islam is designed for primitive goat-f*cking latent homos with anger issues

Posted by: Christopher Walken, former dancer at September 28, 2015 10:19 PM (8CdUx)

480 I'M YOUR CHUCKLEBERRY.

Posted by: MEATT DEAMON at September 28, 2015 10:19 PM (JmGFJ)

481 Vikings have bad manners?

Now they tell me....

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at September 28, 2015 10:19 PM (+1T7c)

482 **spins collapsible shot glass on finger to taunt the Horde**

Posted by: Val Kilmer at September 28, 2015 10:19 PM (xzGte)

483 I'm just Chuck Berry.

Posted by: Chuck Berry, Roll over at September 28, 2015 10:21 PM (+1T7c)

484 431
I kind of want her in the white house because I fully expect the feces to hit the fan in a titanic way in the next four years. And I'd rather it be her in there eating it with a shovel than someone I like.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 28, 2015 10:02 PM (39g3+)


Yeah, but the SHTF would be a great excuse to declare a state of emergency or martial law. You just know that people like her or Obama are champing at the bit for that.

Posted by: rickl at September 28, 2015 10:21 PM (sdi6R)

485 g'night, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 28, 2015 10:21 PM (Fc/3P)

486 Islam is perfect for tribal regions with harsh climates where submission to a powerful elder could mean your survival and variance from the accepted norm can be fatal


very few places in the world are like that now, but they can revert

Posted by: ThunderB at September 28, 2015 10:21 PM (zOTsN)

487 I am waiting for the article "Playoff Beards Sexist" you know it's coming

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 28, 2015 10:21 PM (c4yY7)

488 Sheldon (Jim Parsons) does it every week. Makes a crap ton of money playing a straight guy. More or less.

Matt...knock...knock...knock
Matt...knock...knock...knock
Matt...knock...knock...knock

Posted by: GBruno at September 28, 2015 10:22 PM (u49WF)

489 16 I thought Sean Maher did a good job playing Simon Tam. I wasn't super surprised to find out he was gay given how awkward he could be with Jewel Saite (Kaylee) but that was part of the charm of his character, in my opinion.

Jennifer Keller even got Rodney to overcome his Sam Carter obsession.

Of course, she was taken, so he never had a chance, anyway.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 28, 2015 10:22 PM (brIR5)

490
Since I'm from down in those parts, kinda, I've never figured out how the hell a dentist from Griffin Georgia ever made it out west, with a gunslinger's reputation.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 28, 2015 10:22 PM (OLNwX)

491 Hasta, AJ.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 28, 2015 10:23 PM (2qj3I)

492 That little dog was gay? I don't believe it.

Posted by: Happy Hunting Ground at September 28, 2015 10:23 PM (I1cku)

493 >>he's really better cast as a serial killer in his many manic episodes. in a freeze frame he often looks like a psychotic killer....

Someone else saw that potential and cast him in "The Perfect Host" - b-movie horror.
He was also gayish in The Good Wife.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2015 10:23 PM (NOIQH)

494 i enjoy frasier. it is well written and produced. from the cheers crowd. there's no discernible difference from the first to the 50th to the 100th episode. which is unusual. pro's who know what they're doing.

but that pierce guy, sheesh, there's something wrong with him.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp, cymbalist poet at September 28, 2015 10:24 PM (WTSFk)

495 I am waiting for the article "Playoff Beards Sexist" you know it's coming

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 28, 2015 10:21 PM (c4yY7)





They'll whine that it's a slur against Moochelle.

Posted by: Country Singer at September 28, 2015 10:24 PM (nL0sw)

496 That little dog was gay? I don't believe it.
Posted by: Happy Hunting Ground
----------------

I've heard that Eddie was a little asshole, and the cast hated him.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 28, 2015 10:24 PM (OLNwX)

497 Its like the Dune films: the film was bastardized with those stupid wierding modules but looked brilliant, and the Sci Fi miniseries was much more like the story, but looked lousy.


Good assessment. Nice to see someone else saw the SciFi version too. I liked it alot. Julie Cox is smokin'!! Its nearly impossible to make Dune into a movie or mini series. The second attempt was much better than the loopy Lynch version.

Posted by: Puddleglum@work at September 28, 2015 10:25 PM (NGd+i)

498 Your Barber was also your Dentist, Bet that was fun.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 28, 2015 10:25 PM (Ii765)

499 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 28, 2015 10:22 PM (OLNwX)




Something to do with him being in love with his cousin, IIRC.

Posted by: Country Singer at September 28, 2015 10:26 PM (nL0sw)

500 Just watched the Scorpion tv show. Plot was about hunting Serbian war criminals. I wonder if hunting ISIS war criminals will become popular in plots for tv shows in the near future?

Posted by: Willy J. at September 28, 2015 10:27 PM (GfSPN)

501 Your Barber was also your Dentist, Bet that was fun.
-----------------

Yes, it was.

Posted by: Theodoric of York at September 28, 2015 10:27 PM (OLNwX)

502 Hmm, according to Wiki, he moved out West due to the TB. Arid climate and all that.

Posted by: Country Singer at September 28, 2015 10:27 PM (nL0sw)

503 Wasn't that in 1996 or 1997 Get over it! 18-19 years ago & he's still worried about it.

Get a life.

Posted by: Carol at September 28, 2015 10:27 PM (sj3Ax)

504 "I've never figured out how the hell a dentist from Griffin Georgia ever made it out west, with a gunslinger's reputation."



I don't know if his rep' was so much as a gunfighter as a cut-throat. Doc was known as a killer more than anything else.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 28, 2015 10:28 PM (2qj3I)

505 Your Barber was also your Dentist, Bet that was fun.


Posted by: Tinfoilbaby


I'll bet there were a lot of close shaves.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at September 28, 2015 10:28 PM (+1T7c)

506 >>They'll whine that it's a slur against Moochelle


Michelle dressed as Beyoncé for the China state dinner. I suppose we should be happy she didn't dance for them, or make them exercise after dessert?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2015 10:28 PM (NOIQH)

507 I had a wasp bite on the tip of my tongue. Last swallow of my beer. The fucker got in there and nailed me. My tongue swelled up like a pork roast.

Posted by: Richard Calvarium at September 28, 2015 10:28 PM (/u38w)

508 Jindal doing next AoS Podcast

Posted by: Dave S. at September 28, 2015 10:29 PM (mhkbv)

509 The Mooch is on Colbert tonight if anyone is dieting.

Posted by: Willy J. at September 28, 2015 10:29 PM (GfSPN)

510 i just saw the opening of bridget jones diary while channel surfing and to establish bridget's unhappiness they show her sitting in her apt alone, drinking and watching frasier. which i think is frasier's demo: single women.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp, cymbalist poet at September 28, 2015 10:30 PM (WTSFk)

511 I always thought Cass Elliott would have been a hoot to hang out with. From the films and interviews I've seen, she struck me as having a good sense of humor.

Posted by: rickl at September 28, 2015 10:30 PM (sdi6R)

512 The Lynch Dune in it's overly Baroque style just exudes how really thin the culture overlay is. Simmering underneath are Italian city-state feuds over goods that keep them propped up but incapable of producing on their own. Then toss in the Fremen/OPEC sitting on Boehner's supply of orange tint.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2015 10:30 PM (1Q//P)

513 I always liked how Kelsey Gammer and David Hyde Pierce also played brothers Sideshow Bob and Cecil Terwilliger on The Simpsons.

Posted by: All Teh Meh at September 28, 2015 10:30 PM (VviqM)

514 I don't know if his rep' was so much as a gunfighter as a cut-throat. Doc was known as a killer more than anything else.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill


You will floss, OR ELSE!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at September 28, 2015 10:30 PM (+1T7c)

515 Matt Damon, bitch!

Posted by: the guy who screams 'matt damon, bitch!' at September 28, 2015 10:31 PM (Aw1ge)

516 "I had a wasp bite on the tip of my tongue. Last swallow of my beer. The fucker got in there and nailed me. My tongue swelled up like a pork roast."


Wasp will go for beer.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 28, 2015 10:32 PM (2qj3I)

517 Watching MNF I see an ad for ESPN promoting fraternity rape culture.

Go Pack Go

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 28, 2015 10:32 PM (OMXTD)

518 "You will floss, OR ELSE!"


Okay, that pass sailed over my head.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 28, 2015 10:33 PM (2qj3I)

519 >>>Matt Damon, bitch!

Posted by: the guy who screams 'matt damon, bitch!' at September 28, 2015 10:31 PM (Aw1ge)<<<

Cocaine's a helluva drug.

Posted by: zombie Rick James at September 28, 2015 10:33 PM (xzGte)

520 Of course there was Francesca Annis

http://www.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2000/10/29136206-29136209-large.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2015 10:34 PM (1Q//P)

521 Got.a Go Eagles! from him while doing Pope mc'ing
He's alright in my book

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2015 10:34 PM (WcAm2)

522 "Jindal doing next AoS Podcast"

No shit.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 28, 2015 10:34 PM (2qj3I)

523 lonely single women.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp, cymbalist poet at September 28, 2015 10:34 PM (WTSFk)

524 I see that the Cards destroyed the 49ers on Sunday. I have a coworker that is an obnoxious Niners fan.
Muwhahahahahaha!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 28, 2015 10:35 PM (hVdx9)

525 Eff the fortywhiners. Assholes.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 28, 2015 10:37 PM (ucDmr)

526 I've heard that Eddie was a little asshole, and the cast hated him.
They were just pissed that I could lick my own balls and they couldn't lick theirs!

Posted by: zombie eddie the dog at September 28, 2015 10:37 PM (Aw1ge)

527 Let's exile him to another planet.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at September 28, 2015 10:37 PM (Kucy5)

528 297 Ace is also a big Bette Middler fan.

*gasps, shudders*

Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs,He, him.Ginger. Crossbow. Confederacy. No Catsup. Brunettes primarily. TRUMP!. Yuen at September 28, 2015 10:37 PM (bA+CL)

529 lonely single women.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp, cymbalist poet

are waiting to talk to you. Call now.
$2.99 for the first minute $1.99 for each additional minute.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at September 28, 2015 10:37 PM (awspb)

530 Francesca Annis! Oh yea, she was in the Lynch version. She was a sultry minx. Still working in the biz. Looked her up on IMDB.

Posted by: Puddleglum@work at September 28, 2015 10:37 PM (NGd+i)

531 You kids and your disgust with Jon Gruden.

Why, when I was youngster, we had Dandy Don Meredith, Howard Cosell, and the worlds most boring man, Frank Gifford.

Frank tried to do the game, while Don and Howard put on a show. Howard made his reputation by hyping and befriending Mohammed Ali early in his career. I think even Ali got sick of him after a while.

Howard used to make up things about knowing ballplayers and being their confidant. I remember one game where he said he had spoken to Gary Burley, who was a defensive end for the Bengals. The next day, Burley said he had never met Cosell.
It was that kind of constant bullshit that made the show insanely unwatchable sometimes. I think Gifford said one time that Cosell was drunk in the booth one night and threw up on his shoes.


Every time I think Gruden is getting weird, I just remember a Frank Caliendo impression of him, and it all gets better. It's all make believe anyways.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at September 28, 2015 10:38 PM (+1T7c)

532 516 "I had a wasp bite on the tip of my tongue. Last swallow of my beer. The fucker got in there and nailed me. My tongue swelled up like a pork roast."


Wasp will go for beer.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 28, 2015 10:32 PM (2qj3I)


Just what we need, a bunch of drunken wasps.

Posted by: rickl at September 28, 2015 10:38 PM (sdi6R)

533 Chemjeff is probably passed out now. His Chiefs look bad

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 28, 2015 10:38 PM (OMXTD)

534 Not without changing the standards.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 28, 2015 10:07 PM (39g3+)


Perhaps, comrade, it is that you don't understand standards?

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 28, 2015 10:39 PM (ftVQq)

535 btw, i never saw the wyatt earp movie until recently. always thought it was some costner post-modern psychodrama in western garb. it's actually pretty good, as a movie and a western.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp, cymbalist poet at September 28, 2015 10:40 PM (WTSFk)

536 Ace is also a big Bette Middler fan.
Holy crap! I think Ace is the guy who Cosmo Kramer was based on in Seinfeld!

Posted by: andycanuck at September 28, 2015 10:40 PM (Aw1ge)

537 Just what we need, a bunch of drunken wasps.
Posted by: rickl

Don't you #CultureShame me.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at September 28, 2015 10:40 PM (awspb)

538 531: That was a News Years Eve game. Howard threw up all over Dandy's cowboy boots. Drunk on his ass.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 28, 2015 10:41 PM (ucDmr)

539 Don't you #CultureShame me.>>>

Get in line.

Posted by: The Irish at September 28, 2015 10:42 PM (GfSPN)

540 Time out.

Posted by: Andy Reid at September 28, 2015 10:42 PM (Dwehj)

541 ... even tho it lacks a tiomkin score. and a whiz bang song.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp, cymbalist poet at September 28, 2015 10:42 PM (WTSFk)

542 SEALS is officers, too. Met one once; seemed normal, only better
Posted by: Christopher Walken, former dancer

------

True. I had a lot of contact with their first medical director when I was in school. Dr. Kindwall. Wrote the first book on hyperbaric medicine. Had funny stories about the early years of the SEALs. Them guys be crazy.

Posted by: Daybrother at September 28, 2015 10:42 PM (3HflU)

543 I bet wasps are angry drunks, too.

Posted by: rickl at September 28, 2015 10:42 PM (sdi6R)

544 When I was a wee little lad, I had a yellow jacket pop me right on my little you-know-what when I was taking a pee. I was down at my grandmothers house and took a leak behind an old shed. I don't know if I happened to hit the opening of a nest in the ground or what, but one just dive bombed and popped me.

It was all my grandmother could do not to laugh. Years afterward, she'd tell that to everybody, embarrassing the hell out me. She'd just bust out laughing thinking of this little boy running to her, with his little you-know-what hanging out, screaming....

Yeah, it's funny. I still have a little mark, don't know if you'd call it a scar. It's a "distinguishing characteristic", I suppose.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 28, 2015 10:42 PM (dvuhZ)

545 Francesca Annis as Lady Jessica, she just exuded presence on the screen. Her Lady Jessica not only looked like royalty, but she carried herself as a queen with great dignity. The SyFy version is closer to the book but not as visually memorable in many ways nor are the actors as memorable.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2015 10:42 PM (1Q//P)

546 532: Wasps love beer. The cheaper the better.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 28, 2015 10:43 PM (ucDmr)

547 "Just what we need, a bunch of drunken wasps."


Wasps like water, but, they'll take beer every time. Assume it's the sugar in it. It' bittery, wet, delicious to us but to them it's a feast.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 28, 2015 10:43 PM (2qj3I)

548 ok
ok
ok
ok

gunfight at ok

corralllllllllll.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp, cymbalist poet at September 28, 2015 10:44 PM (WTSFk)

549 And, oddly enough, I've just started watching Frasier reruns too although about mid-series, I think, around when Niles' divorce from the never-seen Maris was being completed and not from the start.

I only watched the first two seasons when it was originally aired although I can't recall why now.

It's miles beyond anything new I've been watching in 22-minute sitcoms.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 28, 2015 10:44 PM (Aw1ge)

550 @531 plus Howard knew about little monkeys

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 28, 2015 10:44 PM (OMXTD)

551 Does a drunk wasp fly like a sober bumblebee?

Posted by: buzzion at September 28, 2015 10:44 PM (zt+N6)

552 I'm flirting with football's Mendoza Line.

Posted by: Alex Smith at September 28, 2015 10:45 PM (Dwehj)

553 rousing bit, that.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp, cymbalist poet at September 28, 2015 10:45 PM (WTSFk)

554 550: Darrell Green. right?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 28, 2015 10:45 PM (ucDmr)

555 #549 addendum: although I can't recall why I stopped watching it then, I should say.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 28, 2015 10:46 PM (Aw1ge)

556 they really knew how to make movies back in the day, real pro's.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp, cymbalist poet at September 28, 2015 10:46 PM (WTSFk)

557 Wasps also love the Mt. Dew

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 28, 2015 10:46 PM (OMXTD)

558 I think the fucker was in my beer doing the backstroke.

Posted by: Richard Calvarium at September 28, 2015 10:47 PM (/u38w)

559 Football's Mendoza line? I thought that was a Rainier Wolfcastle line from the McBain movies???

Posted by: andycanuck at September 28, 2015 10:47 PM (Aw1ge)

560 Wyatt Earp had Annabeth Gish in it if memory serves. Always had a thing for her. She still looks pretty damn good.

Posted by: Puddleglum@work at September 28, 2015 10:47 PM (NGd+i)

561 Chavez, I believe you are correct

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 28, 2015 10:47 PM (OMXTD)

562 I think Matty is somewhat misapprised about whether attitudes are changing. "That's so gay!" is still an insult among the high school kids.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at September 28, 2015 10:48 PM (Kucy5)

563 557 Wasps also love the Mt. Dew
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 28, 2015 10:46 PM (OMXTD)


I'm not sure which is worse, drunk wasps or heavily caffeinated ones.

Posted by: rickl at September 28, 2015 10:48 PM (sdi6R)

564 "Does a drunk wasp fly like a sober bumblebee"


Wasp is better. Bee never flies right. It flies, but, never right. Wasp is a better aero figure.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 28, 2015 10:48 PM (2qj3I)

565 A smart wasp calls a beetle for ride home.

Posted by: Tom at September 28, 2015 10:48 PM (MQEz6)

566 Wasps also love the Mt. Dew>>>

Picnic safety rules say always place PPE over your drink.

Posted by: Willy J. at September 28, 2015 10:50 PM (GfSPN)

567 Good evening.

550+ comments on a Monday evening Matt Damon is totally not acting ghey thread. That should tell me something.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 28, 2015 10:50 PM (NeFrd)

568 Val was the bigger character as Doc but "Wyatt Earp" was the better movie.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 28, 2015 08:54 PM (2qj3I)


With all due respect, that's bullshit. Costner couldn't tell a knock-knock joke in less than 3 hours.

Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at September 28, 2015 10:50 PM (wKcQA)

569 TV has gone to hell. Pure mindless twaddle, with lefty propaganda thrown in. The pro-gay crap just got to me years ago.

The only thing besides FOX I watch is MeTV now. Some of those old 50s and 60s shows were like first run to me. Peter Gunn comes to mind. Mr. Lucky, Wild, Wild, West, plus others.

That's the America I want to live in and remember, not whatever the hell it's become.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 28, 2015 10:50 PM (dvuhZ)

570 545: I blame David Lynch being a weirdo. Should have had someone else direct it.

Posted by: Puddleglum@work at September 28, 2015 10:51 PM (NGd+i)

571 MATT DAMON!

Posted by: Matt Damon at September 28, 2015 10:51 PM (vsbNu)

572 Costner couldn't tell a knock-knock joke in less than 3 hours.
Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection

Or without James Cameron turning it into a cartoon.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at September 28, 2015 10:51 PM (awspb)

573 >>>Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 28, 2015 10:42 PM (dvuhZ)<<<



Show us on the doll where the yellow jacket stung you...

Posted by: a therapist, and exterminator, and Mama publius at September 28, 2015 10:52 PM (xzGte)

574 550+ comments on a Monday evening Matt Damon is totally not acting ghey thread. That should tell me something.

Should tell you the ONT is about due.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 28, 2015 10:52 PM (YJmuy)

575 That is a horrible thought... Costner and Cameron on the same movie.

Dances with Avatar.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2015 10:52 PM (1Q//P)

576 Alex Smith couldn't hit the broad side of my head.

Posted by: Peyton Manning at September 28, 2015 10:53 PM (xzGte)

577 Chiefs finally have a TD by a wide receiver!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: logprof at September 28, 2015 10:53 PM (vsbNu)

578 "With all due respect, that's bullshit. Costner couldn't tell a knock-knock joke in less than 3 hours."




No, he can't. Just a more accurate movie.


No respect owed. I'm pretty dumb.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 28, 2015 10:53 PM (2qj3I)

579 Costner and Cameron on the same movie.


****


If you sink it, they will come.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 28, 2015 10:53 PM (NeFrd)

580
Wyatt Earp had Annabeth Gish in it if memory serves. Always had a thing for her. She still looks pretty damn good.

Posted by: Puddleglum@work at September 28, 2015 10:47 PM (NGd+i)








Yes, but she's death to a TV show or movie. Like a female Ted McGinley.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 28, 2015 10:53 PM (o98Jz)

581
575 That is a horrible thought... Costner and Cameron on the same movie.

Dances with Avatar.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2015 10:52 PM (1Q//P)

Robinhood, The Musical.

Posted by: Tom at September 28, 2015 10:54 PM (MQEz6)

582 Hey, Peyton, can you move to the left a little? I'm trying to watch the eclipse.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 28, 2015 10:54 PM (NeFrd)

583 Avatar *was* dances with wolves, just set in space.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2015 10:55 PM (NOIQH)

584 Oh sure. Offer me a beer and then try to eat me. You're goddamn right I stung you, fucker. Do it again, I dare you. Know who my best friend is? Face sized spider. Prolly in your closet right now. Maybe under your bed. Who. The. Fuck. Knows. Next time leave the fuckin beer and no one gets hurt.

Posted by: A Drunken Wasp at September 28, 2015 10:55 PM (kTF2Z)

585 Spent half the day straightening out the carport we closed in and storing rice and beans for the 'bad' times. Got a lot of overtime coming up so might stick a Garand in that empty slot in the safe.

Posted by: Eromero at September 28, 2015 10:55 PM (go5uR)

586 Muldoon, so Titanic Waterworld then.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2015 10:56 PM (1Q//P)

587 If you sink it, they will come.>>>

The apocalyptic Postman?

Posted by: Willy J. at September 28, 2015 10:56 PM (GfSPN)

588 The Titanic Postman!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2015 10:56 PM (NOIQH)

589 AT last, the stale stat can be rested. . . .

Posted by: logprof at September 28, 2015 10:56 PM (vsbNu)

590 Waterworldinator

Posted by: Tom at September 28, 2015 10:58 PM (MQEz6)

591 I'm flirting with football's Mendoza Line.
Posted by: Alex Smith


Just horsing around.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 28, 2015 10:58 PM (W5DcG)

592 WASP? https://youtu.be/TsoLb-E7oy8

Posted by: Puddleglum@work at September 28, 2015 10:58 PM (NGd+i)

593 I reiterate, Costner peaked with Big Chill.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 28, 2015 10:59 PM (OLNwX)

594 The Alien Untouchables

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2015 10:59 PM (NOIQH)

595 560 Wyatt Earp had Annabeth Gish in it if memory serves. Always had a thing for her. She still looks pretty damn good.
Posted by: Puddleglum@work at September 28, 2015 10:47 PM (NGd+i)


I always assumed she was related to silent film star Lillian Gish, but Wikipedia says no.

Lillian was quite the hottie back in the day.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lillian_Gish

Posted by: rickl at September 28, 2015 10:59 PM (sdi6R)

596 Just horsing around.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.

Get off my back.

Posted by: John Kerry at September 28, 2015 10:59 PM (awspb)

597 Oh, and fuck all y'all. I'm just kidding. I love you guys! Gimme a hug.

Posted by: A Drunken Wasp at September 28, 2015 11:00 PM (kTF2Z)

598 The W-800, "Sarah Conner? Ah've come to hydrate you."

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2015 11:00 PM (1Q//P)

599 Lech Walesa tells French Jewish publication that Moslem immigrants want to behead us. See the sock for a French-language link. H/T to Blazing Cat Fur blog.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 28, 2015 11:00 PM (Aw1ge)

600 I reiterate, Costner peaked with Big Chill.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

I liked Mr Brooks.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at September 28, 2015 11:01 PM (awspb)

601 No Way Out of the Abyss

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2015 11:01 PM (NOIQH)

602 Oh, and fuck all y'all. I'm just kidding. I love you guys! Gimme a hug.>>>

Is that a stinger or are you just happy to see me?

Posted by: Willy J. at September 28, 2015 11:01 PM (GfSPN)

603 Oh, and fuck all y'all. I'm just kidding. I love you guys! Gimme a hug.
Posted by: A Drunken Wasp


Sure.

Posted by: Can o'Raid, Long Shot at September 28, 2015 11:02 PM (JmGFJ)

604 " Oh, and fuck all y'all. I'm just kidding. I love you guys! Gimme a hug."

All right, you bastard. Just stay away from my beer.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 28, 2015 11:02 PM (2qj3I)

605 " Oh, and fuck all y'all. I'm just kidding. I love you guys! Gimme a hug."


****


Someone call the SWAT team.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 28, 2015 11:03 PM (NeFrd)

606 The Chiefs kind of suck.

Posted by: Puddleglum@work at September 28, 2015 11:04 PM (NGd+i)

607 Just looked it up, Kevin Costner didn't direct Mr Brooks, just starred in it.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at September 28, 2015 11:04 PM (awspb)

608 Ze ONT ist vernacke.

Posted by: Cherman, schtanding on ze Platform at September 28, 2015 11:04 PM (JmGFJ)

609 I wonder what "ist vernacke" means?

Posted by: g.i. who just shot a german trying to surrender at September 28, 2015 11:05 PM (Aw1ge)

610 Ah, remember days of yore when even Patton Oswald and Joss Whedon were Problematic?

Ha ha ha.

This is my only hope of this cultural SJW nihilism being destroyed is that it's essentially self destructive. I just hope it implodes and beclowns itself to the point of irrelevance before it destroys many things I love.

Posted by: gwelf at September 28, 2015 11:06 PM (TJ8HB)

611 Puddlegum, don't know how I missed them when I wore big hair and spandex.

Posted by: Infidel at September 28, 2015 11:06 PM (yY1hW)

612 "Ze ONT ist vernacke."




That German guy is lying. No ONT. Can't never trust 'em.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 28, 2015 11:06 PM (2qj3I)

613 Ich vorgesse meine Monocle und ridickishe Salute...
*salute*

Posted by: Cherman, schtanding on ze Platform at September 28, 2015 11:07 PM (JmGFJ)

614 Comminzee out mit handy hock!

Posted by: Corporal Jack Jones at September 28, 2015 11:07 PM (awspb)

615
I wonder what "ist vernacke" means?>>>

Please shoot me twice.

Posted by: Willy J. at September 28, 2015 11:07 PM (GfSPN)

616 Wow, Chiefs defense is kinda bad

Posted by: Cowboys Defense at September 28, 2015 11:08 PM (kTF2Z)

617 Some art

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Soey-Milk-painting-10.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2015 11:08 PM (1Q//P)

618 The Lynch Dune in it's overly Baroque style just exudes how really thin the culture overlay is. Simmering underneath are Italian city-state feuds over goods that keep them propped up but incapable of producing on their own. Then toss in the Fremen/OPEC sitting on Boehner's supply of orange tint.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2015 10:30 PM (1Q//P)


I just saw some weirdly fascinating documentary called something like "BLahbamov's Dune". I can't remember the guy's name but it was slavic, though he was, apparently, Spanish. He started putting together his version of Dune back in the 70s, I think, and it was the story of how great his Dune was and how all the later sci-fi movies ripped him off (even though he never got to actually shoot his movie). The gang he put together to work on the movie ended up working for lucas and spielberg and the rest. And David Carradine was going to star in it.

It was an interesting documentary. It was running on one of the premium channels.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 28, 2015 11:08 PM (zc3Db)

619 OK I'll post on this dead thread and the ONT will appear!



Trust me. jsut the tip

Posted by: Nip Sip at September 28, 2015 11:09 PM (jJRIy)

620 Jodorowsky's Dune

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 28, 2015 11:09 PM (zc3Db)

621 We discount double choked.

Posted by: K.C. Chiefs at September 28, 2015 11:09 PM (xzGte)

622 "I wonder what "ist vernacke" means?


Seems somewhat like Yiddish
"freshnickered."

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 28, 2015 11:11 PM (2qj3I)

623 We discount double choked.
Posted by: K.C. Chiefs

This is why we need to stop keeping score and declare everyone a winner. That will really secure the future of the NFL.

Posted by: Roger Goodell at September 28, 2015 11:12 PM (awspb)

624 Or maybe English 'vernacular."

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 28, 2015 11:13 PM (2qj3I)

625 How bad is this. Go to neighborhood bar, several pops. Go home, nap.



Missing phone, call it no answer. Call bar, yeah we have your phone, so have to wake up and go get phone an have another pop or two.



It's the life we have chosen to live.

Posted by: Nip Sip at September 28, 2015 11:13 PM (jJRIy)

626
Jodorowsky's Dune

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 28, 2015 11:09 PM (zc3Db)







That's where Dan O'Bannon got his start, working on the failed Jorodowsky Dune, before he wrote Alien with Ron Shusett.

Jorodowsky isn't nearly as good as he or anyone else thinks he is. His rep was established with the western El Topo. Which is weird and bad, but mostly bad.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 28, 2015 11:13 PM (o98Jz)

627 Posted by: Roger Goodell

Aaannd you are why I don't like watching football anymore. Bastid.

Posted by: Infidel at September 28, 2015 11:13 PM (yY1hW)

628 >>>This is why we need to stop keeping score and declare everyone a winner. That will really secure the future of the NFL.

Posted by: Roger Goodell at September 28, 2015 11:12 PM (awspb)<<<

Si.

Posted by: Hispanic Month for the NFL at September 28, 2015 11:14 PM (xzGte)

629 Jorodowsky isn't nearly as good as he or anyone else thinks he is.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

Really, isn't this the story of Obama?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at September 28, 2015 11:15 PM (awspb)

630 Jorodowsky isn't nearly as good as he or anyone else thinks he is. His rep was established with the western El Topo. Which is weird and bad, but mostly bad.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 28, 2015 11:13 PM (o98Jz)


Yeah. It seemed that he was better as the subject of a documentary than as film maker. They showed some clips of some strange movie he had done that got certain snobs all excited. It just looked a bit weird to me.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 28, 2015 11:15 PM (zc3Db)

631 Aaandd........we're all just trying to entertain ourselves.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 28, 2015 11:15 PM (2qj3I)

632 Jorodowsky, lol, that's easy. I won't tell you my old polish name.

Posted by: Infidel at September 28, 2015 11:17 PM (yY1hW)

633 Hispanic Month for the NFL>>>

How can we get the pointsin Football as low as they score in Foootball?

Posted by: Willy J. at September 28, 2015 11:17 PM (GfSPN)

634 631
Aaandd........we're all just trying to entertain ourselves.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 28, 2015 11:15 PM (2qj3I)\\\

This

Posted by: Nip Sip at September 28, 2015 11:17 PM (jJRIy)

635 Field of Aliens

Posted by: Kevin Costner/James Cameron at September 28, 2015 11:18 PM (xzGte)

636 I liked Mr Brooks.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic
****

Yes, but the plastic baggie over the gun hand was BS. Otherwise enjoyable movie.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 28, 2015 11:18 PM (hVdx9)

637 Where the hell is AtC when you need sit down and listen to a story?

Posted by: Infidel at September 28, 2015 11:18 PM (yY1hW)

638 THIs WEIROD NAME MEATLOAF POSTED AN OMT...

Posted by: MEATT DEAMON at September 28, 2015 11:19 PM (JmGFJ)

639 I watched Jodorowsky's Dune on a movie network a few years ago and have just PVRed it to watch again. It was a really good documentary about all the stuff Jodorowsky had collected/collated and planned to do to make his Dune although it doesn't necessarily mean that it wouldn't have sucked or any comment on his own skills. I vaguely recall them showing stuff from his weird Euro stuff in the doc but I can't recall anything about it now.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 28, 2015 11:20 PM (Aw1ge)

640 Are you not entertained?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2015 11:20 PM (1Q//P)

641 "This"

Fire it up.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 28, 2015 11:21 PM (2qj3I)

642 Nip. Flt 733 on 9/26

Your complaint. FA's, service, food, entertainment. All get a look. About fellow passengers? Nowhere. Type up something. Those passengers at the back. Make a case. I know who to forward it to.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 28, 2015 11:25 PM (2qj3I)

643 are i not entertained?

verily. some very funny stuff here, the costner/cameron mashups, the drunken wasp, etc.

well done bit of kit.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp, cymbalist poet at September 28, 2015 11:39 PM (WTSFk)

644 none too arch.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp, cymbalist poet at September 28, 2015 11:42 PM (WTSFk)

645 I have to admit, I like the nude scenes done by Anne Heche and Portia deRossi back when they were pretending to be straight.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Cruz 2016! at September 28, 2015 11:44 PM (wKc1L)

646 and yes, lesbians can play hetero, but gay guys can't . sorta

Posted by: musical jolly chimp, cymbalist poet at September 28, 2015 11:46 PM (WTSFk)

647 a bear pit sans treacle.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp, cymbalist poet at September 28, 2015 11:47 PM (WTSFk)

648 The impression I got from Jodorowsky's Dune was that it would have been a fascinating project to work on, but, it appears to have been unfilmable. Too many scattershot ideas and an overemphasis on the avant garde. It would have been trippy, but incoherent and impenetrable.

Posted by: otho at September 28, 2015 11:50 PM (EWg9n)

649 I'm not a doctor, but I DID stay at a Holiday Inn Express....?

Posted by: Elizabeth at September 29, 2015 12:32 AM (7c4XB)

650 Today Ta-Nahisi Coates and some hispanic dude were awarded MacArthur Foundation fellowship grants - $625k delivered over 5 years, no strings attached, they can blow it meth, Cuban cigars and pygmy hookers if they want.

Question: How come no morons ever win MacArthur Foundation fellowship grants?

It's not even like the typcial libtards that win them even know where to FIND meth, Cuban cigars and pygmy hooker - but for morons: no problemex. The meth's stashed under the spare Uzi in the crawl space above the guest closet, the 'gars in the humidor behind the OTV in a dug=out adjacent to the sunken work space in the garage, and the p.h.'s only come once they get a bat signal.

Posted by: Wax the Jungle Hog at September 29, 2015 03:13 AM (lqeGC)

651 Hmmm... maybe he should have kept his mouth shut about this?

Hmmm.... maybe he should have kept his mouth shut about his politics?

Hmmm... maybe he should have kept his mouth shut about his views on economics?

In fact, if he took Laura Ingraham's advice - and what appears to be his own - then maybe I'd watch some of his work.

I can tolerate those who have opinions different than my own; I can even support them, financially. It's when they open their yap's and attack my view that I turn my back on them...

Posted by: RobM1981 at September 29, 2015 09:09 AM (zurJC)

652
Matt Damon, come out of that closet!

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at September 29, 2015 09:55 AM (YRFqi)

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