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Mitch McConnell: Gee Whiz But You're Not Gonna Believe This Guys, But We Just Don't Have the Numbers to Defund Planned Parenthood, Even Though, In Our Hearts, We Like Super Want To and Stuff
Allah says he's at least sparing us another performance of #FailureTheater.
I disagree. He's giving us a show, but a sloppy, completely-unrehearsed one, and he's phoning in his performance. This Just In: We're expecting to give birth to an 8 pound, three ounce full reauthorization of the Export-Import Bank, so we have that to look forward to.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 01, 2015 04:50 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Wind Breaker at September 01, 2015 04:51 PM (cygkw)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 01, 2015 04:51 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Senor Yeb and the Mexican Crazy Train at September 01, 2015 04:51 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 01, 2015 04:51 PM (oVJmc)
My God man there's an election in 2016!
*election happens*
My God man there's an election in 2018!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 01, 2015 04:52 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: logprof at September 01, 2015 04:52 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 01, 2015 04:52 PM (aqmEj)
I believe we are getting close to full on sellout mode here.
Interesting times. Interesting times.
Posted by: prescient11 at September 01, 2015 04:53 PM (q5APL)
Posted by: logprof at September 01, 2015 04:53 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Wind Breaker at September 01, 2015 04:53 PM (cygkw)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2015 04:53 PM (O+0DS)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 01, 2015 04:53 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: We Be Boned at September 01, 2015 04:53 PM (oDCMR)
I totes trust them to enact "REAL CONSERVATIVE" agenda if we just give them the white house.
Posted by: mynewhandle at September 01, 2015 04:53 PM (AkOaV)
It's quite clear there's nothing you can shut the government down over for those spending hawks in the GOP.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 01, 2015 04:53 PM (/SIwB)
Posted by: OhioJane at September 01, 2015 04:54 PM (XJ3nY)
Posted by: donna at September 01, 2015 04:54 PM (hUdMz)
Posted by: deepelemblues at September 01, 2015 04:54 PM (LdJfm)
Posted by: logprof at September 01, 2015 04:54 PM (vsbNu)
Where in the constitution is the US government authorized to send hundreds of millions of dollars to a "womans health" organization?
Posted by: mynewhandle at September 01, 2015 04:54 PM (AkOaV)
*pops popcorn*
*settles in all nice and snug*
Okay! I'm all set to hear just why it is that I'm a spoiled, petulant, idiotic child because I no longer believe that giving the GOP power will have any discernible effect on how the country is governed.
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at September 01, 2015 04:54 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Clarney at September 01, 2015 04:55 PM (pGBMg)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 01, 2015 04:55 PM (DsveK)
Posted by: Sambo at September 01, 2015 04:55 PM (w1HEl)
Posted by: Mitch the Bitch at September 01, 2015 04:55 PM (LzzEz)
Hopefully in the near futurewe'll be able to send a terminator back in time for Mitch with funds paid for by Planned Parenthood.
Posted by: Yahump at September 01, 2015 04:55 PM (+Awp3)
Posted by: Gene Kelly at September 01, 2015 04:55 PM (l9UEg)
By the evidence of the Congressional Republicans' actions, especially in the Senate, it appears we now know their agenda: To advance obama's and the Democrats' agenda.
So what's the point of the Republicans? More to the point: What's the point of me supporting Republicans?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 01, 2015 04:55 PM (aqmEj)
I sure do miss Harry Reid.
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at September 01, 2015 04:55 PM (f+6Pd)
The GOP needs to dissolve. May the Great Trump obliterate it.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 01, 2015 04:56 PM (/SIwB)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at September 01, 2015 04:56 PM (z5Hds)
Posted by: mynewhandle at September 01, 2015 04:56 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 01, 2015 04:53 PM (DUoqb)
Best. Typo. Ever.
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at September 01, 2015 04:56 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 01, 2015 04:56 PM (OLNwX)
Posted by: skip at September 01, 2015 04:56 PM (02CDz)
Posted by: donna at September 01, 2015 04:56 PM (hUdMz)
We need something like a 10th amendment or something. We need a Judicial Branch also.
Posted by: Daybrother at September 01, 2015 04:56 PM (7xN9k)
No, it's called a "Start" you dumb fuck RINO. Go fuck get your shine box
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 01, 2015 04:57 PM (DUoqb)
Ah, so the US is a monarchy now.
Posted by: at least we can save money by getting rid of Congress at September 01, 2015 04:57 PM (ZtFr+)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 01, 2015 04:57 PM (DUoqb)
----
I've rather enjoyed sloppy shows in the past, but from the Turtle? No thanks!
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September 01, 2015 04:58 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: centralscrutinizer at September 01, 2015 04:58 PM (vI+F1)
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at September 01, 2015 04:54 PM (mf5HN)
Is that one of those "ugh, I cant believe the bouncer carded me, but I'm secretly flattered that he did" type things?
Posted by: mynewhandle at September 01, 2015 04:58 PM (AkOaV)
My God man there's an election in 2018!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 01, 2015 04:52 PM (4ErVI
But it's the 2020 election they are shooting for!!!!
Winning
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 01, 2015 04:58 PM (OLNwX)
Their agenda is not to piss their pants at the sight of the President and his media attack dogs. The easiest way they've found to do this is... exactly what you said. And then Obama makes them piss their pants anyway because he's an asshole and they don't do anything about it. The congressional GOP leadership is the kid that you see getting bullied and you think, "well, damn, if he wasn't such a pussy..."
Posted by: deepelemblues at September 01, 2015 04:58 PM (LdJfm)
Posted by: Fritz at September 01, 2015 04:58 PM (UzPAd)
If we can't even defund, not outlaw, not prosecute, just fucking defund an organization that regularly dissects living, born children for their body parts for profit...
Nothing else matters. We're done. Our country is finished. We have no moral highground to denounce India or Isis or any damn thing on the planet because we are actively funding dismembering living children for profit.
Doesn't get much more evil than that.
Burn it all down.
Posted by: Lauren at September 01, 2015 04:58 PM (LzzEz)
You know what? I decided that I LIKE that Trump is a terrible option, even a terrible person. It really drives home the point just how sincerely people mean that anything is better than business as usual.
Posted by: shillelagh at September 01, 2015 04:58 PM (bqNKV)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at September 01, 2015 04:58 PM (q20+R)
'Scots, who have with Wallace bled,
Scots, whom Bruce has often led,
Welcome to your gory bed
Or to victory.
'Now is the day, and now is the hour:
See the front of battle lower (threaten),
See approach proud Edward's power -
Chains and slavery.
'Who will be a traitor knave?
Who will fill a coward's grave?
Who's so base as be a slave? -
Let him turn, and flee.
'Who for Scotland's King and Law
Freedom's sword will strongly draw,
Freeman stand or freeman fall,
Let him follow me.
'By oppression's woes and pains,
By your sons in servile chains,
We will drain our dearest veins
But they shall be free.
'Lay the proud usurpers low,
Tyrants fall in every foe,
Liberty is in every blow,
Let us do or die!'
Posted by: Havildar Major at September 01, 2015 04:58 PM (JyqSz)
Posted by: Mitch McTurtle at September 01, 2015 04:59 PM (W5DcG)
McConnell said realistically people probably would not hear the message his Senate conference is putting out about the chamber's productivity. "We are no longer just kicking the can down the road and not addressing any of the problems that exist."
He said, while explicitly kicking a can down the road and not addressing an existing problem.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 01, 2015 04:59 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: spypeach at September 01, 2015 04:59 PM (KTiWT)
Posted by: Cycomiko66 at September 01, 2015 04:59 PM (O45yk)
Also just wait until you see what Orange Man and The Turtle do to the budget. You know because we have to reach out to the other side of the aisle and can in no way shut the government down.
Get ready for the donks to have the HOR, senate, and POTUS.
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at September 01, 2015 04:59 PM (f+6Pd)
Imagine that.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 01, 2015 04:59 PM (kqGWM)
The Republicans (GOP) have been phony conniving wimps for a long time...I know that now.
Years past, however, the Republicans would occasionally throw the base a bone to Keep Up Appearances.
Today? For the last 4 years?? Nothing.
The Republicans can't even bothered to even fart in my general direction.
This is why all the caterwauling about Trump has me giddy. I haven't been happy about politics in ages. But what Trump is doing to the shitty GOP has my heart, as Howie Carr would say, feeling like an alligator.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 01, 2015 04:59 PM (aqmEj)
If we just get the House, we could stop obama....
We need the Senate, if we have both House and Senate we can kill amnesty....
If we just get more votes in the Senate we can defund PP and Obamacare....
Also your mouth, if you just open it a little more....
Next up... If we can just get a Prez Jeb! we can pass amnesty.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 01, 2015 04:59 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: donna at September 01, 2015 04:59 PM (hUdMz)
Posted by: Mr. Spock at September 01, 2015 04:59 PM (E5UB0)
Ah, so the US is a monarchy now.
Posted by: at least we can save money by getting rid of Congress at September 01, 2015 04:57 PM (ZtFr+)
We're in the late Republic/ Early Imperial stage.
FDR was the first proto-Caesar. Each president afterward has grabbed a bit more power.
The next president will more or less rule by decree, needing only 33 senators to protect his actions after the fact.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 01, 2015 04:59 PM (/SIwB)
B-b-b-but the Soopreme Court !!
Posted by: Mitch McTurtle at September 01, 2015 05:00 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Bosk at September 01, 2015 05:00 PM (n2K+4)
The Mittbot 3000. He's reflashed, rebooted, and ready.
Posted by: torquewrench at September 01, 2015 05:00 PM (noWW6)
That's McConnell now. That's also Obama these days.
If the republicans won't do what they promised they'd do when we voted for them, what's the reason to vote for them next time? Because even if the super-smart GOPe thinks not giving us what we want is a winning strategy, I'm not seeing how it works out well for them. Of course, I'm not some super-smart person, so I'm sure there's a subtlety and nuance I'm missing...
Posted by: elaine at September 01, 2015 05:00 PM (Y0Piu)
Posted by: Jack at September 01, 2015 05:00 PM (XhzTz)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 01, 2015 05:00 PM (TuXs5)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 01, 2015 05:00 PM (ujux6)
I apologize. I feel terrible.
Posted by: sadeyesteve at September 01, 2015 05:00 PM (lPdaT)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2015 05:00 PM (OSs/l)
Jindal needs to respond by sending them the videos and say FYNQ.
It's like the woman who's refusing to issue marriage licenses. Is she wrong, legally speaking? Hell yes. Do I care? Not a bit. Fuck it all. It's about time we started doing a bit of civil disobedience. Jindal should tell them to pound sand. Oh, I can't defund them? Fucking watch me.
Posted by: Lauren at September 01, 2015 05:01 PM (LzzEz)
In b4 trumpetthegoprumpswab says 'what did you expect them to do?!?!'
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 01, 2015 05:01 PM (aqmEj)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 01, 2015 05:00 PM (ujux6)
Actively opposes us on most things.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 01, 2015 05:01 PM (/SIwB)
Now republicans control the house and senate and they don't even bother with the show votes.
Posted by: Buzzion at September 01, 2015 05:01 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Infidel at September 01, 2015 05:01 PM (6hxg7)
It's like the GOPe has their own personal Michelle Carter whispering sweet thoughts of suicide in their ear.
Posted by: Ken in NH at September 01, 2015 05:01 PM (MqjGP)
Doesn't get much more evil than that.
Burn it all down.
Posted by: Lauren at September 01, 2015 04:58 PM
Burning it all down is not environmentally sound. I think sudden melting of an Iranian bomb or three would lessen the carbon footprint.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 01, 2015 05:01 PM (OLNwX)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 01, 2015 05:02 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 01, 2015 05:02 PM (evdj2)
Ok, where is my cigar?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 01, 2015 05:02 PM (OLNwX)
Posted by: The Donkey Industrial Complex at September 01, 2015 05:02 PM (2lndx)
Posted by: Auntie Doodles at September 01, 2015 05:02 PM (teYv/)
I just don't get it. Even if you're sure the bill will fail, you still try.
Posted by: pep at September 01, 2015 05:03 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 01, 2015 05:03 PM (oVJmc)
Now republicans control the house and senate and they don't even bother with the show votes.
Posted by: Buzzion at September 01, 2015 05:01 PM (z/Ubi)
Yup, yup. I recall those days well.
In fact, I'm sure I still have some of the campaign emails begging for money from '10, '12, '14 saying pretty much exactly that.
Posted by: mynewhandle at September 01, 2015 05:03 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 01, 2015 05:03 PM (E5UB0)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 01, 2015 05:03 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 01, 2015 05:03 PM (pgzyN)
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I mean, it's not like the masterminds could do something radical and play hardball in this game of politics by defunding PP and then loudly and constantly show and tell the American people what's been going on at that ghastly place that sucks their tax dollars from their wallets. Winning strategy? What winning strategy?
Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at September 01, 2015 05:03 PM (pVkEV)
It's like the GOPe has their own personal Michelle Carter whispering sweet thoughts of suicide in their ear.
Posted by: Ken in NH at September 01, 2015 05:01 PM (MqjGP)"
They remember how Obama demagogued them shamelessly in 2012 and they couldn't stop it, and since they're pussies, they're so scared of it happening again that they'd rather play a shell game with their own voters than face the prospect of Obama going into campaign mode against them again. Fucking losers is what they are. That's why people love Trump. He doesn't care. He's going to hit you back if you pull that shit with him, forcefully and immediately.
Posted by: deepelemblues at September 01, 2015 05:03 PM (LdJfm)
Posted by: Pander Bear Party at September 01, 2015 05:03 PM (VAsIq)
Sir Lobby Pockets
Earl of K Street
Lord ChamberofCommerce
Viceroy of the Highest Bidder
Posted by: USA at September 01, 2015 05:04 PM (tfM+W)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September 01, 2015 05:04 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Bystanders at September 01, 2015 05:04 PM (FjbQJ)
Thanks Thom!
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 01, 2015 05:03 PM (kd
You're welcome.
Posted by: Ron Johnson (R-WI)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 01, 2015 05:04 PM (OLNwX)
THE TWIN TITANS OF FAIL!!
Disgraces, that's what they are.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 01, 2015 05:04 PM (eDW1j)
Posted by: pep at September 01, 2015 05:03 PM (LAe3v)
I think the GOPe would rather be in the minority.
They don't have to worry about their base, they don't have to pass anything, and they can just go along to get along. They're not ideological people, they're corrupt greedy people.
The Dems, OTOH are corrupt, greedy, AND ideological, which is... well, not exactly preferable, but their incentives all match up with their stated goals of growing government.
So McConnell would rather be the minority leader doing his own thing and not having to worry about pressure from voters then the majority leader under an R president and actually have to pretend to follow through on his campaign rhetoric.
Posted by: mynewhandle at September 01, 2015 05:05 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 01, 2015 05:05 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 01, 2015 05:05 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 01, 2015 05:05 PM (/Ho8c)
Great., because it's not entirely about abortions. It's about killing fetuses that were both alive and then harvesting their organs and selling them to the highest bidder. Maybe those are not your issues either.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2015 05:05 PM (OSs/l)
As with all of these issues where Obama plans a veto if the bill gets to his desk:
Unless Democrat and Independent voters can convince the Dem
Representative in their district or Dem Senator in their state to vote
to override, Republicans will always lose these battles.
Therefore, the obvious solution is for conservatives to put together
voter education plans targeted at Democratic and Independent voters.
Posted by: Reno_Dave at September 01, 2015 05:05 PM (fPCZh)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at September 01, 2015 05:05 PM (v9pr6)
Posted by: Boss Moss
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That took less time than I thought it would.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 01, 2015 05:05 PM (9mTYi)
Pretty damn simple. Nothing, absolutely nothing, gets passed until PP is defunded. Not a damn thing. Shut down the government, lock up the national parks, do the whole shutdown theater Obama style for all I care.
Nothing passes until we stop funding the dismemberment of infants.
Posted by: Lauren at September 01, 2015 05:05 PM (LzzEz)
THE TWIN TITANS OF FAIL!!
Disgraces, that's what they are.
Posted by: Kreplach at Septembe
TN Turtle? He's from KY those are fighting words or perhaps banning words.
Posted by: Lamar Alexander (Rino-TN)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 01, 2015 05:05 PM (OLNwX)
Posted by: Steve at September 01, 2015 05:06 PM (Q41HP)
Posted by: Mitch McConnell at September 01, 2015 05:06 PM (l3vZN)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at September 01, 2015 05:06 PM (q20+R)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 01, 2015 05:07 PM (DyHko)
U.S. equity markets took it in the neck again today.
As Morgan Stanley issued a table-pounding BUY BUY BUY recommendation.
Translation: oh crap, we've got a bunch of losing long positions on the house books, let's see if we can offload at least some of that crap onto dopey retail brokerage customers before the bottom really falls out.
Posted by: torquewrench at September 01, 2015 05:07 PM (noWW6)
THE TWIN TITANS OF FAIL!!
Disgraces, that's what they are.
Posted by: Kreplach
Ahem. The Kentucky Turtle.
It's the Tennessee Traitor what has the Let the Iranians Have All T3h Newks Act.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 01, 2015 05:07 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: pep at September 01, 2015 05:07 PM (LAe3v)
Pretty damn simple. Nothing, absolutely nothing, gets passed until PP is defunded. Not a damn thing. Shut down the government, lock up the national parks, do the whole shutdown theater Obama style for all I care.
Nothing passes until we stop funding the dismemberment of infants.
Posted by: Lauren at September 01, 2015 05:05 PM (LzzEz)"
They're too scared. It's too scary to be told you hate women if you take a stance against dismembering babies for profit. If they weren't scared little shits, they'd shut down the government, parade around pictures of aborted babies all day every day on TV, and not give a damn what anyone said about them. But since they're cowards... we get this instead.
Posted by: deepelemblues at September 01, 2015 05:08 PM (LdJfm)
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at September 01, 2015 05:08 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 01, 2015 05:08 PM (cYXYO)
Don't aim at Democrats--the media won't cover it.
Posted by: spongeworthy at September 01, 2015 05:08 PM (fG/C+)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 01, 2015 05:08 PM (go6ud)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at September 01, 2015 05:09 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Puddleglum
Harumph. Co-leading.
Posted by: Dr. Ben Carson at September 01, 2015 05:09 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: duke at September 01, 2015 05:09 PM (mDxGf)
Posted by: Daybrother at September 01, 2015 05:09 PM (7xN9k)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 01, 2015 05:09 PM (Ii765)
btw, only 23 days until Climate Chaos!
Back in May 2014 the French Foreign Minister warned the world in a speech that we have only 500 days to act to avoid "Climate Chaos."
Yesterday in Alaska, the terrorist obama said we are almost a the point when it is too late to do something about climate change.
obama said "man's actions" are changing the climate for the worse.
He's gonna do something. Cap and Trade. I dunno; something. It's gonna be bad. And the Republicans will do what they do best -- step aside and hold obama's coat.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 01, 2015 05:09 PM (aqmEj)
I just don't get it. Even if you're sure the bill will fail, you still try.
Posted by: pep at September 01, 2015 05:03 PM (LAe3v)
I think the GOP has abandoned social issues entirely.
I think big business has soured on social conservatism and that's who they truly represent.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 01, 2015 05:09 PM (/SIwB)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 01, 2015 05:10 PM (ujux6)
I suspect some of them are frightened. But my guess is that most of them don't fucking really care. Out of sight, out of mind. After all the Senate is nothing but a good old boys club. My friend this, my colleague that.
Fuck they left a murdering drunk driver in their club. Think they care about babies? Hell no.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 01, 2015 05:10 PM (OLNwX)
Posted by: AmishDude at September 01, 2015 05:10 PM (Xd2w5)
Posted by: Trump at September 01, 2015 05:10 PM (VAsIq)
70 I have a new acronym /name for these folks
DONIN's Democrats-only not in name.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2015 05:00 PM (OSs/l)
The acronym already exists. DIABLOs. Democrats In All But Label Only.
Posted by: Buzzion at September 01, 2015 05:10 PM (z/Ubi)
If we can't even defund, not outlaw, not prosecute, just fucking defund an organization that regularly dissects living, born children for their body parts for profit...
Nothing else matters. We're done. Our country is finished. We have no moral highground to denounce India or Isis or any damn thing on the planet because we are actively funding dismembering living children for profit.
Doesn't get much more evil than that.
Burn it all down.
Posted by: Lauren at September 01, 2015 04:58 PM (LzzEz)
This X1000. Abortion is our national shame. This is the reason why abortion is my number one issue of all time. If someone equivocates on the simple question of life, how can I possibly trust them to not equivocate under pressure on any other question?
If some politician agreed with you on 99.999% of all issues, and yet that .001% of disagreement was the fact that he was an out and proud racist, you would never vote for him. Ever. Even though there is zero chance he could ever turn national policies backward, he would never hold office. Well, infanticide is worse than racism.
I have been done with the GOP for a long time. Right now I am wishing I wasn't so I could quit them again.
Posted by: Sambo at September 01, 2015 05:10 PM (w1HEl)
Posted by: pep at September 01, 2015 05:07 PM (LAe3v)
It's my real hair!
Posted by: Trump at September 01, 2015 05:11 PM (/SIwB)
Do have like an RSS alert set up or something that notifies you when there is a post even remotely related to abortion up on the hq?
just curious.
Posted by: mynewhandle at September 01, 2015 05:11 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2015 05:11 PM (O+0DS)
Posted by: duke at September 01, 2015 05:09 PM (mDxGf)
NO. People like him live an work within the DC Beltway and have no fuckin idea how mad we are even after what trump is doing. Basically they are fuckin retarded
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 01, 2015 05:11 PM (DUoqb)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/oszpcqc
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 01, 2015 05:11 PM (9mTYi)
be bad. And the Republicans will do what they do best -- step aside and
hold obama's coat.
--
Yup. #dccocktailpartiesmatter
Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at September 01, 2015 05:11 PM (pVkEV)
And the Republicans will do what they do best -- step aside and hold obama's coat.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 01, 2015 05:09 PM (aqmEj)
You misspelled "dick".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 01, 2015 05:12 PM (TuXs5)
Posted by: USA at September 01, 2015 05:12 PM (tfM+W)
WaPo reporting on the interview:
"The thought that we could completely stop Barack Obama by electing a Republican Congress, I never claimed that last year," McConnell said.
"We have stood up to him, but to succeed you have to get a presidential signature, and that's just the way the Constitution has worked for over 200 years. So I can't change the condition of the country with this guy in the White House. We have been able to change some things, but we haven't been able to change everything."
*cough* lie *cough*
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 01, 2015 05:12 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 01, 2015 05:12 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at September 01, 2015 05:12 PM (+lsX1)
Posted by: donna at September 01, 2015 05:12 PM (hUdMz)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 01, 2015 04:59 PM (/SIwB)
The next leftist president, you mean. Republican presidents never have the stones to assert themselves.
Posted by: Sambo at September 01, 2015 05:12 PM (w1HEl)
Do have like an RSS alert set up or something that notifies you when there is a post even remotely related to abortion up on the hq?
just curious.
Posted by: mynewhandle at September 01, 2015 05:11 PM (AkOaV)
__________
I'm agreeing with everyone here. Sheesh, even when I agree with you guys you still bite my head off.
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at September 01, 2015 05:13 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: PaleRider at September 01, 2015 05:13 PM (dkExz)
Because I'd gladly do so.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 01, 2015 05:13 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2015 05:13 PM (OSs/l)
I think big business has soured on social conservatism and that's who they truly represent.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 01, 2015 05:09 PM (/SIwB)
Yeah, but if they GOP said "we're abandoning social issues to focus on fiscal issues" that would be one thing. instead, they're saying "we're abandoning any issues our voters care about to focus on our side jobs as corrupt plutocrats."
which is, well... a unique strategy for a political party to take.
Posted by: mynewhandle at September 01, 2015 05:13 PM (AkOaV)
an organization that regularly dissects living, born children for their
body parts for profit...
Nothing else matters. We're done. Our country is finished. We have
no moral highground to denounce India or Isis or any damn thing on the
planet because we are actively funding dismembering living children for
profit.
Doesn't get much more evil than that.
=========================
no, it does not get much more evil than that. Which is one reason I can no longer listen to the song "God Bless America". Why would He want to?
Burn it down? Burn it shall.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at September 01, 2015 05:13 PM (dFi94)
Fucking pathetic.
Posted by: Seems legit at September 01, 2015 05:14 PM (Wpowu)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 01, 2015 04:59 PM (aqmEj)
You obviously have not been paying attention to our betters that say we are rubes, chumps, suckers that are falling for a cheap carney spiel.
Trump says things that are true and they resonate. Fuck the rest.
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at September 01, 2015 05:14 PM (R8hU8)
Did you hear this??
The Steinly family are SUING pretty much everyone for their negligence and responsibilty in Kate's murder by an undocumented Democrat foreign invader who was armed by obama.
I think this is great. Of course obama's courts will say they have No Standing. I want to help -- I want to Do Something and be part of this lawsuit. People need to be held responsible. Now.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 01, 2015 05:14 PM (aqmEj)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 01, 2015 05:14 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 01, 2015 05:14 PM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2015 05:14 PM (OSs/l)
THE ONLY HILL THE REPUBLICAN PARTY WILL DIE ON IS FIGHTING THE BASE.
THE ONLY HILL THE REPUBLICAN PARTY WILL DIE ON IS FIGHTING THE BASE.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 01, 2015 05:14 PM (0q2P7)
I think big business has soured on social conservatism and that's who they truly represent.
The issue is irrelevant. It's whatever your voters want it to be. If the voters are furious about the lack of crap-flavored popsicles, then you are too.
If the GOP isn't interested in continuing to exist, their strategy is exactly correct.
Dear GOP, 2014 is over. You have a big majority, but if you won't use it, what good are you and why should we keep you around?
Posted by: pep at September 01, 2015 05:15 PM (LAe3v)
This isn't so much about defunding PP as it is about once a govt program if funded, it is never going to get defunded.
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at September 01, 2015 05:15 PM (0LHZx)
Name one, assholes. Name one.
Aside from that, you have the power to shut down the government, but you've already taken that off the table because you are a bunch of Obama cock suckers. Does he tell you he loves you afterwards and promise you Paris?
Posted by: Lauren at September 01, 2015 05:15 PM (LzzEz)
Posted by: Sambo at September 01, 2015 05:12 PM (w1HEl)
Which is why the GOP must be split.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 01, 2015 05:15 PM (/SIwB)
Posted by: maddogg at September 01, 2015 05:15 PM (xWW96)
--------chinless and spineless Mitch McConnell
Posted by: Seems legit at September 01, 2015 05:15 PM (Wpowu)
Export -Import Bank Yes! because GE doesn't pay taxes, but wants you to subsidize them a low interest loan.
Brought to you by GE - Imagination at Work
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 01, 2015 05:15 PM (ODxAs)
Or something.
Posted by: Hector?? I hardly knew her! at September 01, 2015 05:15 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2015 05:15 PM (OSs/l)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 01, 2015 05:16 PM (DyHko)
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at September 01, 2015 05:13 PM (0LHZx)
Hey! That was a good natured, civil, ribbing.
In fact, I get a lot of shit for engaging you at all and not treating you like a pariah (which, frankly, I don't think is nice and I'm not really in to being a dick because 'all the cool kids do it' anyways). People even occasionally accuse me of being a sock of yours.
I just find it odd that you disappear for days at a time then show up in abortion threads, thats all.
Posted by: mynewhandle at September 01, 2015 05:16 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Coolio at September 01, 2015 05:16 PM (80fTb)
Fucking pathetic.
Posted by: Seems legit
Whew, for a minute there I thought we were on the hot seat.
Posted by: Zombie Bazillionaire Jim Henson & Te Muppets
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 01, 2015 05:17 PM (n6Nt0)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at September 01, 2015 05:17 PM (mOmt+)
point when it is too late to do something about climate change."
They've been trotting out this "last chance to save the planet, almost too late, gotta act NOW" routine every six months or so, going all the way back to the original 1992 Erf Summit in Rio. It's a timeless classic. And of course no one in the snooze media ever brings up the long string of previous dire last-chance warnings that didn't pan out.
By the way, speaking of the Rio gig, ever notice how these global environmental summits are all held in very pleasant places to visit? Top shelf tourist destinations? Never in the likes of Lagos or Rangoon? Or Gary, Indiana?
Posted by: torquewrench at September 01, 2015 05:17 PM (noWW6)
People are mad as hell.
Posted by: ouch at September 01, 2015 05:17 PM (zYgqi)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 01, 2015 05:17 PM (Mt8T4)
True, although Big Bird isn't, to my knowledge, performing partial birth abortions and selling off baby livers to the highest bidder.
Posted by: Lauren at September 01, 2015 05:17 PM (LzzEz)
Posted by: mynewhandle at September 01, 2015 05:16 PM (AkOaV)
____________
I was on a mini vacation. Took 5 days off from the world. WW3 could have started and I probably wouldn't have known about it.
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at September 01, 2015 05:17 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Coolio at September 01, 2015 05:16 PM (80fTb)
Fine so pick something else. Increase the Defense Budget or else. Shit can the Iran deal or else. There are plenty of things to shut the Gov down over.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 01, 2015 05:17 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: kraken at September 01, 2015 05:18 PM (sdxPm)
GOOD. MAKE HIM TAKE OUT HIS VETO PEN.
That's fine with us. Why the hell are you protecting him?
Posted by: AmishDude at September 01, 2015 05:18 PM (Xd2w5)
Posted by: Trump at September 01, 2015 05:18 PM (VAsIq)
If necessary we can just fire all the GOP as they have selected this moron to be the Senate Majority Leader.
For some reason ol' Dirty Harry Reid never seemed to have any probably jamming anything he wanted to through or preventing anything he wanted to prevent.
Of course it was also Mitch as Senate Minority "Leader" that he was up against.
Anyone else see a pattern here?
Mitch McConnell will got down as the man who single handedly destroyed the Republican party even in the face of having been given a majority.
Nice job Turdle.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 01, 2015 05:18 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: Lauren at September 01, 2015 05:18 PM (LzzEz)
I want McConnell gone, but does anyone really think a government shutdown over PP is anything but a political gift to Obama and Democrats?
Posted by: Coolio
Who Fuckin Cares, bro!?!?
I think we're past the point when we carefully weigh consequences and shit. Seriously. It's Time To Make A Stand.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 01, 2015 05:18 PM (aqmEj)
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016
Private island?
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September 01, 2015 05:19 PM (VAsIq)
FIFY
Posted by: anon a mouse at September 01, 2015 05:19 PM (C9pBZ)
If they're not even willing to fight what's the point?
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at September 01, 2015 05:19 PM (Od14x)
and responsibilty in Kate's murder by an undocumented Democrat foreign
invader who was armed by obama."
Not only an invader, but a serial invader. Deported no less than five times in a row previously, and kept turning right around and strolling right back on into the States.
Paging Mr. Trump.
Posted by: torquewrench at September 01, 2015 05:19 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 01, 2015 05:18 PM (aqmEj)
Ribit!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 01, 2015 05:19 PM (DUoqb)
Trump says things that are true and they resonate. Fuck the rest.
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at September 01, 2015 05:14 PM (R8hU
The funny thing to me is that the GOPe is pissed because we're supposed to be THEIR suckers. They expect us to fall for their cons and lies, then get pissed when a ... personality ... like Trump comes along and all of THEIR so-called marks jump ship for him.
Their entire attitude about their constituents is that we're easily led idiots. They don't even consider that maybe we aren't quite as stupid as they think we are.
Posted by: mynewhandle at September 01, 2015 05:19 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at September 01, 2015 05:20 PM (VtLv6)
Coolio, I don't mean to jump down your throat.
You're cool, probably. I mean, your name is Coolio and all.
But enough is enough with carefully weighing political moves because we always end up doing the same thing: Nothing.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 01, 2015 05:20 PM (aqmEj)
Like Scott Baio that last season of Charles in Charge. Fuckin' hack.
To hell with all of them. I support any serious political movement to derail the Ex/Im bank now. That's how tired I am of Bitch and Boner's PRECIOUS.
Posted by: El Kabong at September 01, 2015 05:20 PM (9oC/Q)
Posted by: maddogg at September 01, 2015 05:20 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
I am going to register as Dem and vote for Sanders.
This country needs an enema.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 01, 2015 05:20 PM (ujux6)
Posted by: Coolio
Obama said in many highly covered speeches that he would shut down the government if he was sent the wrong bill and his veto was over ridden. Just this year. In the past few months. Said Obamacare was here to stay and if defunded HE would shut things down.
Remember how the GOPE lost the House after Obama shut down the Parks? Neither do I.
Posted by: Daybrother at September 01, 2015 05:20 PM (7xN9k)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 01, 2015 05:20 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 01, 2015 05:20 PM (cYXYO)
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at September 01, 2015 05:17 PM (0LHZx)
Oh, well thats awesome. Hope you enjoyed the vaca, it's always nice to sneak one more vacation in before summer ends.
Posted by: mynewhandle at September 01, 2015 05:20 PM (AkOaV)
When nobody wants to gore their own ox, spending will increase forever.
Obviously the GOP ox is big business subsidy.
I'm not sure how exactly we fix this.
I know one thing though, courting the burning times as the solution is dumb as a pile of rocks. "Purifying fire" never works because fire in uncontrollable.
And having seeing mini-burning times play out up close and personal, what comes out of it is often no better than what you went in with (if not worse.)
Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at September 01, 2015 05:20 PM (tM4uk)
government shutdown over PP is anything but a political gift to Obama
and Democrats?
Posted by: Coolio at September 01, 2015 05:16 PM (80fTb)
Yes.
Any other questions you want to ask?
Posted by: BurtTC at September 01, 2015 05:21 PM (TOk1P)
Insert obligatory Animal House quote here.
Posted by: pep at September 01, 2015 05:21 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 01, 2015 04:53 PM (DUoqb)
Best. Typo. Ever.
Posted by: alexthechick
My thinking precisely! This one goes in the scrapbook.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at September 01, 2015 05:21 PM (VBbCO)
You don't have to shut down the govenment to make the effing bastards take a vote and go on record. Seriously have we lost all pretext at an agenda now?
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 01, 2015 05:21 PM (0q2P7)
But enough is enough with carefully weighing political moves because we always end up doing the same thing: Nothing.
We're damned if We do and damned if We don't... Either way the MSM is gonna attack... Might as well do the "right" thing for once...
Posted by: donna at September 01, 2015 05:21 PM (hUdMz)
We should invite them to have a summit in the US. Then, when it's too late, tell them that the February meeting cannot be held in Miami and must be held at the research station at Point Barrow, Alaska.
Posted by: AmishDude at September 01, 2015 05:21 PM (Xd2w5)
Well enough of that: SHUT IT DOWN.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 01, 2015 05:21 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 01, 2015 05:21 PM (DyHko)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 01, 2015 05:21 PM (pgzyN)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 01, 2015 05:22 PM (oVJmc)
They've been trotting out this "last chance to save the planet, almost too late, gotta act NOW" routine every six months or so, going all the way back to the original 1992
This time they mean it, torque.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 01, 2015 05:22 PM (aqmEj)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 01, 2015 05:22 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: torquewrench at September 01, 2015 05:17 PM (noWW6)
Hey, Lagos has some nice places! (If you can get through the mass of humanity and horrendous traffic,among other things, to get to them.)
Full disclosure: I grew up in Lagos and enjoyed it immensely.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 01, 2015 05:22 PM (Mt8T4)
It was obvious that Mitch wasn't up to the job the last time the chance arose, and the voters unfortunately declined to back his primary challenger.
My prediction from before that election was that if McConnell were to replace Reid, the style of governance of the Reid Senate would not change in any noticeable way, other than that with Mitch at the helm, there wouldn't be a crick up a holler anywhere in backwoods Kentucky that wouldn't have a billion-dollar federal dam promptly plopped down on it.
Posted by: torquewrench at September 01, 2015 05:23 PM (noWW6)
*************
*Drops jaw, vomits, heaves cinder block in the general direction of Kentucky*
I shall be buying my corn-based whiskey elsewhere, you frigging bumblecheeses.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at September 01, 2015 05:23 PM (vgIRn)
That's fine with us. Why the hell are you protecting him?
Posted by: AmishDude at September 01, 2015 05:18 PM (Xd2w5
Yes. This.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at September 01, 2015 05:23 PM (q20+R)
Partial birth abortion doesn't exactly poll well. Especially when you spell out what it is. Most people don't know that PP performs abortions post viability.
Time to enlighten them.
Posted by: Lauren at September 01, 2015 05:23 PM (LzzEz)
But if he were serious and shrewd he would attach it to must pass legislation of some sort and force the Donks and President to shutdown the Government over it.
But no, he'd rather go all Johnny Fontane.
The GOP as a whole is becoming rather disgraceful.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 01, 2015 05:23 PM (eDW1j)
What we need is a mechanism where a budget dispute doesn't involve a government shutdown.
That's 99% of the problem here, anytime there's a dispute like this with a Dem President and GOP Congress, they can just shut it down and eventually the public sides with the party of government. Even if the issue in dispute is unpopular like ObamaCare.
I just don't see the benefit of giving Obama this gift.
And yes, I do believe if we had a President like Scott Walker, Planned Parenthood would get its funding cut off.
Posted by: Coolio at September 01, 2015 05:23 PM (80fTb)
But they are heavily edited! No picture no proof!
The MSM...
Posted by: donna at September 01, 2015 05:23 PM (hUdMz)
Ninth PP video released. Implications of live births.
When this all started I said they're probably performing organ removals on live babies.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 01, 2015 05:24 PM (aqmEj)
Dare Barky to kill his own bastard love child!
I guarantee you'd find out really fast which Barky really prefers.
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at September 01, 2015 05:24 PM (7/bQ3)
Posted by: maddogg at September 01, 2015 05:24 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Trump Super-Fan at September 01, 2015 05:24 PM (l2dSQ)
You know what? I decided that I LIKE that Trump is a terrible option, even a terrible person. It really drives home the point just how sincerely people mean that anything is better than business as usual.
I came to the same conclusion after seeing my very liberal sister complain about him. It just hit me "Seriously, these self-righteous asshats have given us 8 years of Obama and they want to bitch about Trump?"
Posted by: AdamPM at September 01, 2015 05:24 PM (nkNmj)
Nice job Turdle.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That
It's a bizarre turn of events that if the Republican base had supported Ashley Judd the Republic and the Earth might have been saved.
Posted by: Daybrother at September 01, 2015 05:24 PM (7xN9k)
Posted by: Kreplach
------------------------------------------
Oh, rah-thuh, old chap.
Posted by: Charles C. W. Cuck at September 01, 2015 05:24 PM (E5UB0)
But no, he'd rather go all Johnny Fontane.
I think it was Ace on a recent podcost that pointed out; when people immediately start in with excuses about why they can't do something, it usually means they don't want to from the start.
So yeah, Bitch has no interest in repealing PP and is hoping it all goes away so he can keep jackin' it to Ex/Im.
Posted by: El Kabong at September 01, 2015 05:25 PM (9oC/Q)
FU. Stay
-A Texan
Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2015 05:25 PM (O+0DS)
Posted by: X at September 01, 2015 05:25 PM (xGNLA)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2015 05:25 PM (OSs/l)
And all the Kings horses
And all the Kings men
Couldn't buy McConnell and the GOPe a spine
ever. again.
Posted by: GBruno at September 01, 2015 05:25 PM (u49WF)
Posted by: Boss Moss
---------------
Something tells me this is about to become an AoS meme.
Posted by: Soona at September 01, 2015 05:25 PM (P25Hh)
Posted by: Daybrother at September 01, 2015 05:24 PM (7xN9k)
She DOES have an attractive pooper.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at September 01, 2015 05:26 PM (vgIRn)
Coop de grace: attach defunding PP to an ExIm reauthorization.
Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at September 01, 2015 05:26 PM (tM4uk)
Posted by: gdonovan at September 01, 2015 05:26 PM (Ipxoj)
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at September 01, 2015 05:26 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: AkGal at September 01, 2015 05:26 PM (YwIHw)
Well, what happened the last time?
Posted by: anon a mouse at September 01, 2015 05:26 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at September 01, 2015 05:27 PM (lRwmz)
I saw that headline that EE over at red state was saying this deal with Trump was the end of the Repub party. I smiled and said "good" to myself.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 01, 2015 05:27 PM (ODxAs)
Oh, it's so much worse than that. Mitch specifically BLOCKED Rand Paul from doing just that in the highway funding bill.
Fuck them all.
Posted by: Lauren at September 01, 2015 05:27 PM (LzzEz)
Posted by: DaveA at September 01, 2015 05:28 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: USA at September 01, 2015 05:28 PM (tfM+W)
I can't believe I've been associated with such an impotent political party for all these years. I was a fool.
No More.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 01, 2015 05:28 PM (aqmEj)
Not at ALL. Lower taxes for billionaires and imported third world near-slave labor are ultra-super-duper conservative issues. All Reagan ever talked about, in fact.
Posted by: El Kabong at September 01, 2015 05:29 PM (9oC/Q)
They never even make him veto it.
Are they literally afraid of his veto?
Posted by: Severely Conservative at September 01, 2015 05:29 PM (p6UPL)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 01, 2015 05:29 PM (aqmEj)
Posted by: Dave (in MA) at September 01, 2015 05:30 PM (WhB4J)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 01, 2015 05:30 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: donna at September 01, 2015 05:30 PM (hUdMz)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 01, 2015 05:30 PM (iQIUe)
Hi, I'm just a lurker here. I am on vacation in Budapest right now.
Just checking on morning news, etc. the Eastern Bloc countries are not
happy with the "migrant" situation here. These countries want borders. I
know this not the right thread but I just thought I would throw it out
Posted by: AkGal
I believe we're getting quite close to a world in which every moderately affluent country will have border walls/fences. Which is really silly considering that La Chalupa could tunnel right under them, right Marco?
Posted by: pep at September 01, 2015 05:30 PM (LAe3v)
- The Senate GOP does not have the power to defund (not even stop) an organization that literally profits off the organs they harvest from living, breathing babies.
- Senate GOP majority does not have the power to stop a deal that ensures the biggest state sponsor of terrorism to get nukes, which it has said they will use to "wipe Israel off the map."
What the F#@$ Good Are They?
Seriously, what the f#@$ are they there for if not to stop such evil?!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2015 05:31 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: DaveA at September 01, 2015 05:28 PM (DL2i+)
Simple answers are usually accurate: they don't want to.
Abort the Republican Party.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 01, 2015 05:31 PM (TOk1P)
McConnell: "Gee guys, I'd really like to do a shutdown, but have you looked at the polls? The voters would blame us for a shutdown."
Posted by: Boone at September 01, 2015 05:31 PM (NaOdu)
Are they literally afraid of his veto?
Fear has nothing to do with it. I mean, yeah, Republicans are scared of obama and the Democrats and serve them, but there's no opposition because they are all in on it.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 01, 2015 05:31 PM (aqmEj)
Posted by: Boss Moss
O.K. Not that i'm endorsing Mitch commit suicide but that made me laugh. I just wish they'd act as a real opposition party and they'd listen to their constituents. I can't believe Mitch & John haven't gotten many calls/e-mails to define PP. they just don't care.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2015 05:31 PM (OSs/l)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 01, 2015 05:31 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: The Devoceleraptor at September 01, 2015 05:32 PM (o+SC1)
As a former Connecticutian (? I don't know what we call ourselves) I can say that losing GE will be a major blow to a lot of people in fairfield county.
A lot of good six figure jobs are going to be migrating west.
Lucky, Fairfield county still has all of that hedge fund and wall street money and that industry seems to be doing -- well, er... yeah, maybe CT's tax revenues will be even more fucked going forward.
United Technologies is trying to pull a lot of their companies out of CT (Sikorsky, for example).
Pfizer downsized immensely, so now that old neighborhood in New London (from the Kelo case) is just weeds, and the old Pfizer campus in Groton is slowing to a crawl.
There have been rumors about Electric Boat and Pratt & Whitney pulling out completely.
And I think I read that Colt went bankrupt and is going to re-organize somewhere else. (right?)
So yeah, glad to be a "former CTer"
Posted by: mynewhandle at September 01, 2015 05:33 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 01, 2015 05:33 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2015 05:33 PM (OSs/l)
We're talking a New Deal era Federal program. No "brains" were ever involved in it's foundation or operation.
Posted by: anon a mouse at September 01, 2015 05:33 PM (C9pBZ)
Mitch McConnell is endorsed by National Right to Life and Kentucky Right to Life.
"No U.S. senator has done more for unborn children than Sen. Mitch McConnell," said Carol Tobias, president of National Right to Life.
"Mitch McConnell is a stalwart defender of innocent human life and a tireless advocate for pro-life principles," said Margie Montgomery, executive director of Kentucky Right to Life. "Pro-life voters need to come together to re-elect pro-life Sen. Mitch McConnell..."
http://tinyurl.com/qx2lgvh
*cough* suckers *cough*
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 01, 2015 05:33 PM (kdS6q)
Well then that is exhibit a in the complicity and duplicity of GOPe and why they need to burn.
All of them.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 01, 2015 05:33 PM (eDW1j)
I'll have you know that unlike the GOP, I can get hard & commence to boning people when the occasion arises.
Posted by: Limp Dick at September 01, 2015 05:33 PM (lRwmz)
Make these people choke in this shit!
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at September 01, 2015 05:34 PM (7/bQ3)
Posted by: kraken at September 01, 2015 05:34 PM (sdxPm)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 01, 2015 05:30 PM (iQIUe)
Yeah, and Obama can lead the troops in to battle on horseback.
Posted by: mynewhandle at September 01, 2015 05:34 PM (AkOaV)
I've had a lot of those since 2007, come to think of it.
Posted by: Meremortal at September 01, 2015 05:34 PM (1Y+hH)
No More.
Posted by: Soothsayer
If only it was impotence.
These fuckers are doing this shit on purpose.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 01, 2015 05:35 PM (ujux6)
Posted by: Limp Dick at September 01, 2015 05:35 PM (lRwmz)
Yup. I'm a registered Independent...
Posted by: donna at September 01, 2015 05:35 PM (hUdMz)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 01, 2015 05:35 PM (aqmEj)
The GOP really is dead this time, or at the very least massively injured and weakened. Yeah, they have the money, but do they have the votes anymore? How many people can be bribed this time?
I'm starting to believe that, since Trump is running as a 3rd Party Candidate, that this could be the start and transition, nudged by Cruz and others of a real 3rd Party being born.
Go for it, I say. Collapse into it.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 01, 2015 05:35 PM (qCMvj)
Some guy once said evil prevails when good men do nothing.
I'm saying now: evil flourishes and becomes the New Normal when amoral men (the GOP) do nothing.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 01, 2015 05:37 PM (aqmEj)
What could I have possibly clicked on online where the top banner ad on aoshq is a Carefree Sanitary Pad advertisement -- in Spanish.
I mean... huh.
Posted by: mynewhandle at September 01, 2015 05:37 PM (AkOaV)
Thanks for letting us now. When you come back from vacation please consider posting and not just lurking. :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2015 05:38 PM (OSs/l)
Posted by: AkGal at September 01, 2015 05:38 PM (YwIHw)
Posted by: mynewhandle at September 01, 2015 05:38 PM (AkOaV)
The GOP is not impotent Soothsayer, they are doing exactly what they want to do. I remember having this eureka moment back in early 2011. They are working with the dems for their own benefit, nobody else matters.
They refuse to do even the simplest of things to stop obama or reduce govt in anyway, not because they can't but because they don't want to.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 01, 2015 05:38 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: kraken at September 01, 2015 05:39 PM (sdxPm)
Just spit balling here.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 01, 2015 05:39 PM (DyHko)
"No U.S. senator has done more for unborn children than Sen. Mitch McConnell," said Carol Tobias, president of National Right to Life.
Organizations like these are fronts; they are bullshit. They are formed for the express purpose of funneling $$ and support to politicians. They are as phony as the NRA.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 01, 2015 05:39 PM (aqmEj)
Posted by: donna at September 01, 2015 05:35 PM (hUdMz)
I'd prefer that term. In my state (CO) I'm called "unaffiliated".
Posted by: Meremortal at September 01, 2015 05:39 PM (1Y+hH)
Well, the media told me only racism could explain a people wanting to protect the sovereignty of their country.
so I'd have to guess it's all racism-related, and probably involves TEA Party types with possibly some underlying KKK currents.
Posted by: mynewhandle at September 01, 2015 05:39 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 01, 2015 05:40 PM (cYXYO)
#WASTF
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 01, 2015 05:40 PM (LUgeY)
What could I have possibly clicked on online where the top banner ad on aoshq is a Carefree Sanitary Pad advertisement -- in Spanish.
I mean... huh.
Posted by: mynewhandle at September 01, 2015 05:37 PM (AkOaV)
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Stop watching the señorita pr0n.
Posted by: Soona at September 01, 2015 05:40 PM (P25Hh)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 01, 2015 05:39 PM (aqmEj)
The NRA's favorite words?
"...by an NRA-certified instructor"
Posted by: mynewhandle at September 01, 2015 05:40 PM (AkOaV)
They refuse to do even the simplest of things to stop obama or reduce govt in anyway, not because they can't but because they don't want to.
Which means they are....
cuckolds.
Which they are.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 01, 2015 05:41 PM (aqmEj)
They will not fight for any issue - not even the basic right to life. They are not for us and must now follow their ancestor the Whigs.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 01, 2015 05:41 PM (0NdlF)
Doesn't get much more evil than that.
Burn it all down.
^^This^^
If they can't the most vulnerable of citizens they are worthless. Actually worse than worthless since this kind of weakness emboldens lawbreakers.
If they can't protect babies, then they sure as heck won't stop an out of control IPAB who may decide to implement something like the UK's Liverpool care pathway, or something like China's one child policy (to save the planet!!), or whatever else the Left wants to do to save the planet or bend the cost curve down.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2015 05:41 PM (NOIQH)
They'd mop the floor with everyone. From either party.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 01, 2015 05:42 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Soona at September 01, 2015 05:40 PM (P25Hh)
http://tinyurl.com/ofospvu
Posted by: mynewhandle at September 01, 2015 05:42 PM (AkOaV)
and dissipate it so that it cannot oppose the constant leftist schemes.
And one of those schemes is importing a new, more compliant electorate.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 01, 2015 05:42 PM (oVJmc)
These fuckers are doing this shit on purpose.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
That's what hurts the most. Realizing you've been played.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2015 05:42 PM (O+0DS)
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 01, 2015 05:43 PM (/Ho8c)
Trump may be pro-choice, but I'll take that over people who claim to be pro-life and chose to do nothing.
Trump may be or had been pro single payer. I'll take that over people who claim that Obamacare is the worst thing ever but chose to do nothing about it so that they may preserve it as an election issue.
Trump may be a trade protectionist. But he doesn't fake agonizing over the ex-IM bank even though we all know the eventual outcome.
All of the things that are supposed to push me to support the GOP are things that drive me away. I know I'm not alone in that regard. It's sad when I have more faith in a reality show star than I do the GOP leadership.
Posted by: bskb at September 01, 2015 05:44 PM (+R1CB)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 01, 2015 05:30 PM (iQIUe)
NO TAXATION WITHOUT INEBRIATION!
Posted by: filbert at September 01, 2015 05:44 PM (JvPqF)
moral highground to denounce India or Isis or any damn thing on the
planet because we are actively funding dismembering living children for
profit.
Doesn't get much more evil than that.
Burn it all down.
Do NOT burn it all down. Pull out the rotten timber and burn it or hang it.
Fix the good.
Posted by: Grad School Fool at September 01, 2015 05:44 PM (A9KzJ)
UT just sold Sikorsky to Lockheed Martin.
I do wonder whether LockMart bought the company not so much for its own sake as for F-35 insurance, the F-35 being their biggest cash cow by far. Being able to say to the CT congressional delegation that they need to keep funding the F-35 in full, or else the Sikorsky facilities in the state will be yanked.
Posted by: torquewrench at September 01, 2015 05:45 PM (noWW6)
I will keep you in prayer for traveling mercies to get back home safely; It sounds scary.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2015 05:45 PM (OSs/l)
Mitch McConnell: Where have you been?
Mrs. McConnell: I had that date with Paolo, remember?
Mitch McConnell: Oh yeah, that's right.
Mrs. McConnell: And he just pounded the shit out of me! I mean really jack hammered me. Just the craziest shit you could imagine. He can make me cum like crazy.
Mitch McConnell: Sounds nice. Need me to buy protection for you or anything?
Mrs. McConnell: I've never used protection with him. Now take out the trash, you turtle looking lump of shit!
Mitch McConnell: Yes, dear.
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at September 01, 2015 05:46 PM (lRwmz)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at September 01, 2015 04:56 PM (z5Hds)
_________________
Back off bitchez! She's mine! I've put years into this old cow, and I'm not about to let some Mitchie-come-lately rob me of my big pay-off now that it's within grabbing distance.
Posted by: Huma Abedin at September 01, 2015 05:46 PM (a31sM)
Posted by: Blano at September 01, 2015 05:46 PM (1eYr7)
Posted by: kraken at September 01, 2015 05:46 PM (sdxPm)
Posted by: Meremortal at September 01, 2015 05:39 PM (1Y+hH)
Pity there isn't an official category for voters called "Appalled"
Posted by: filbert at September 01, 2015 05:47 PM (JvPqF)
Posted by: torquewrench at September 01, 2015 05:45 PM (noWW6)
Interesting. UT was trying to pull Sikorsky out of CT for a while, but due to union contracts, the federal government, and the national labor relations folks were unable to.
Very interesting that Lockheed would buy them. You might be on to something there with the insurance plan.
Posted by: mynewhandle at September 01, 2015 05:47 PM (AkOaV)
30 km of trucks backed up for searches yeaterday into Austria, the Czech
are looking to arm the borders, Hungary has riots in the train
stations, this is not a pretty situation."
The Calais embarkation point for Euro truck traffic heading into the UK has apparently become a total zoo. Illegal aliens had traditionally used this as a launching point to enter Britain covertly, but there are now *so* many of them that they're getting in fights with one another over who gets to climb on which truck, and then attacking the French police who show up to sort out the mess.
Posted by: torquewrench at September 01, 2015 05:48 PM (noWW6)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/638411249143910400
GOP elite is Lucy, the Base is Charlie Brown
Trump is the base saying "I don't care, this time I'm kicking that bitch in the head"
Posted by: kbdabear at September 01, 2015 05:48 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: kraken at September 01, 2015 05:49 PM (sdxPm)
Its never a good thing when Southern Europe has convulsions. See WWI.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 01, 2015 05:49 PM (DyHko)
I will keep you in prayer for traveling mercies to get back home safely; It sounds scary.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2015 05:45 PM (OSs/l)
The Eastern European nations are still close enough to the horrors of communism that living people there still remember it.
There lies the reservoir of any resurrection of the spark of liberty in the world, I hope (and/or fear).
Posted by: filbert at September 01, 2015 05:49 PM (JvPqF)
Posted by: kbdabear at September 01, 2015 05:48 PM (GrXXa)
haha i love it
Posted by: mynewhandle at September 01, 2015 05:49 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at September 01, 2015 05:49 PM (WlQGZ)
Posted by: Methos believes in free will(ow) at September 01, 2015 05:50 PM (ZbV+0)
It's conservatives who've been Republican In Name Only.
Posted by: davidt at September 01, 2015 05:50 PM (iC9jc)
Posted by: donna at September 01, 2015 05:51 PM (hUdMz)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 01, 2015 05:52 PM (DyHko)
Posted by: DaveA at September 01, 2015 05:52 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: filbert at September 01, 2015 05:47 PM (JvPqF)
Yeah, right? Appalled and Independent sound strong, Unaffiliated sounds...meh. Just words, just words.
Posted by: Meremortal at September 01, 2015 05:52 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 01, 2015 05:53 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at September 01, 2015 05:54 PM (dFi94)
The bond markets sure would. They're on tenterhooks at the thought that the Greek crisis could be just the start of a string of similar such crises, all through the overindebted spendthrift Med states. Boning bondholders the whole way.
Posted by: torquewrench at September 01, 2015 05:55 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: davidt at September
Man, been saying that for years, right on.
Posted by: Meremortal at September 01, 2015 05:55 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: USA at September 01, 2015 05:56 PM (tfM+W)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 01, 2015 05:57 PM (aqmEj)
Tonight (very soon) I have to go to a meeting with a woman who's potentially erratic and very angry. She's not going to physically attack me or the other people there. For those that have been following this saga, she's just incredibly controlling and doesn't want to be at the meeting to begin with. Prayers that rough places be made smooth would be appreciated. The other staff and I just want the Gospel to be proclaimed so it might touch hurting people in all kinds of need and they might have the joy of new life in Christ. She is a roadblock to that and needs emotional.spiritual healing in her own life
Thx.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2015 06:00 PM (OSs/l)
Great to see you, hope you & yours are doing well.
Posted by: Chi at September 01, 2015 06:00 PM (lDfK8)
Apparently, I'm the new Willow...
Posted by: Chi at September 01, 2015 06:01 PM (lDfK8)
Good luck finding any.
There is a lot of good. The underlying governmental structure is sound and lasted almost 200 years (including corruption),it just didn't get a good fumigation when it needed it.
Most of the people, the churches, the cops, etc are good.
The educational system needs a good bleaching, but there are good people in it.
Identify the infestation (leftists and corruptocrats) and destroy it. Never forget leftism/statism is an enemy concept that must constantly be rooted out and annihilated (I'm not going to specify the method). In principle, that is what Jefferson meant by the blood of patriots and tyrants.
The major mistake the patriots of the 40s-60s made was in assuming that communism was a foreign plot, and had to be associated with a foreign enemy. No, it's the concept of statism (especially leftist derived statism) that is hostile and dangerous to liberty.
But the good is going to constantly get backstabbed unless the bad is eliminated...not treated with, not compromised with, but eliminated. And there is always going to be the bad...a good portion of humanity is scumbag in soul.
Posted by: Grad School Fool at September 01, 2015 06:01 PM (A9KzJ)
Your occasional Medved report: OK, 2 minutes, in the car. Good enough. Michael is in full supercilious mode (his default when discussing certain topics), quoting Bret Stephens column about The Donald. Summer of year before election is clown time. GOP has not completely lost its mind so it won't pick Trump.
Oh, as he went to commercial break, he alluded to Nazis supporting Trump (I'm not kidding).
This from the radio host who, a few weeks ago, used his trademark heavy-handed contemptuous sarcastic tone as he implied that homicide rates in LA had bucked the rising national trend this year because .... you know, lots of illegals are there. (also not making that up)
With "conservative" non-MSM media like this, any wonder the country is dumbed-down beyond recognition?
Posted by: rhomboid at September 01, 2015 06:04 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Mitch at September 01, 2015 06:05 PM (pq97T)
Oh wow you blew up both their sham narratives at the same time there.
Posted by: Severely Conservative at September 01, 2015 06:07 PM (p6UPL)
Hey, didn't the latest batch of Hildabeast emails include some hilarious stuff about the Speaker? Lazy, drunk, cowardly, etc. were the words used, I believe. There were the frank comments of either Hill or one of her close associates in private emails.
Woulda thought ace would write that s**t up. Hilarious.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 01, 2015 06:08 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Chi at September 01, 2015 06:01 PM (lDfK
Hey, I was Willow for a couple of weeks, but didn't get a meme. I'm bitter.
Posted by: filbert at September 01, 2015 06:13 PM (JvPqF)
Haha, no.
America's fruit is rotten because we are rotten. "We" elected Obama. And that is our just reward.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 01, 2015 06:16 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Call me Ishmael at September 01, 2015 06:21 PM (oca9z)
oblahblah should have been impeached after fast and furious, but wasn't. Mittens romney embarrassed the obamessiah in the first debate, then backed off in the next...I heard him say "The President is right" at least twice.
So you are saying that we should ALL be condemned because the statists and corruptocrats have been infesting and subverting the process for 50 years?
Posted by: Grad School Fool at September 01, 2015 06:25 PM (A9KzJ)
Posted by: OneMoreElectionCycleIsAllWeNeed at September 01, 2015 06:27 PM (+ZrVM)
That's kind of how nations work. When we let the system fall into corruption, we all suffer.
Eternal vigilance is the price of liberty. Letting the Leftists take over the country wasn't vigilance.
You might say, "but it's not my fault"
I'm sure that'll make the Leftists stop killing babies in their abortion mills.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 01, 2015 06:33 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: bjk at September 01, 2015 06:50 PM (8OUu9)
The worthless fuck won't even stand up against people who behead babies and sell the severed heads for profit! What's the fucking point of this asshole? I'm tired of being complicit, however indirectly, to this evil (and let's be clear this is Mengle/ISIS level shit) because our representatives don't have the guts to do what they were explicitly elected to do! He won't even fucking try! I hope he rots in hell for this. Fucking Coward!
Posted by: Iblis at September 01, 2015 06:54 PM (9221z)
And The Drunk.
Posted by: Lower Class person whose opinions need to be guided at September 01, 2015 07:03 PM (fC+Kl)
Posted by: bjk at September 01, 2015 07:08 PM (8OUu9)
McConnel is not a good person. He's the evil we're watching and doing nothing about.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 01, 2015 07:12 PM (0NdlF)
Because ALL these complaints about what the congressional GOP has failed to do boil down to that, don't they? You want something passed, even to a sure veto, when we know it will be sustained by the Democrats. Takes 2/3 in House and Senate both to override, 290 and 67.
So how do you defund PP, force Obama to submit Iran deal as a treaty, do the budget things we want, without either encountering the veto or shutting down the government (which even Republican voters oppose)?
You can't. You got NOTHING. Sure, you are frustrated. So am I. The difference is I don't irrationally blame others for not having magic powers. You do. So I point and ridicule, then you direct your rage at me. But nothing changes. It wouldn't matter if Jim Jordan were Speaker and Ted Cruz Majority Leader. There would still be NOTHING to be done.
Elections matter. Obama won. He abuses power, but with the aid of his Democrats in Congress, he can get away with it. Blame public education - I do. But blaming me or Boehner or McConnell is just stupid. Sorry, that's the way it is. It's life: live it or live with it, your choice.
Posted by: Adjoran at September 01, 2015 08:01 PM (QIQ6j)
Posted by: dogfish at September 01, 2015 08:29 PM (jWtyG)
So make him veto it.
Oh wait, millions of babies butchered for Planned Parts isn't a Hill to Die On. If Obama vetoes your legislation, how will you enjoy collegial relations with your Democratic colleagues?!
So don't even fight. Just surrender and let Business continue as usual.
Go be proud of your realpolitik and imagined intellect ... but you and the GOPe are a bunch of yellow cowards and moral degenerates.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 01, 2015 09:02 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: John Barrymore at September 01, 2015 09:36 PM (3//tw)
Like I just got a call from a charity asking me to donate to buy some school shoes for poor kids... I have agreed other years. Every year for about 3 years, I say "sure" they say "how much" I say "how about $25" They say they'll send me a letter I can write a check.... I never send it back, if I even notice it came. I get so much mail, and I never write checks anymore, I don't even know where a check book is. Probably at work?
This time, I just said, "You know, I always agree, but then I don't follow through, so this time, I'm just going to say no upfront." Then I hung up.
It saved us both some time.
McConnell decided to do the same thing this time. He probably had good intentions before, he just didn't want to find a check book.
Posted by: petunia at September 01, 2015 10:11 PM (VoCyE)
I will never ever trust the Republican party again. Ever. But I will say there is one caveat. If and when the party gets back to its core principles, I will return. Till then I will NOT.
Posted by: Mistress Overdone at September 01, 2015 10:14 PM (2S9xy)
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