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Massacre Averted at a...Pokemon Convention OMG!! Boston police arrested James Austin Stumbo, 27, and Kevin Norton, 18, on Saturday "because of threats of violence made over social media." When police searched Stumbo and Norton's vehicle parked in a garage several blocks from the Pokemon event, they found a shotgun, an AR-15 assault rifle, a hunting knife, and 250 rounds of ammunition. Or maybe not so much. The 'threats' issued by the men seem rather lame and out-of-contexty. Just how serious was this? The Daily Beast (linked above) captures some of the Facebook chatter, including a remark about "killing the competition, while the Washington Post gives a little more context to the remarks. A July 30th Facebook post said, ""Boys an girls this is going to be a guns and stripper weekend!!!" after Stumbo won $1000 at an earlier Pokemon event, which he apparently meant as an explanation for where the money would go. Their biggest mistake seems to have been attending a Pokemon convention publicly followed by bringing guns into Massachusetts. Frisky Declares "Call Me Caitlyn" Halloween Costume Transphobic and #Problematic It's only August and this year's crop of offensive and #problematic Halloween costumes are already starting to roll in. AnytimeCostumes.com is selling this "Call Me Caitlyn" costume in its men's section, offering dudes (well, the costume is "unisex" but let's be real) the chance to "dress as the softer side of the popular Olympian," aka Caitlyn Jenner, in an outfit based on her Vanity Fair cover look. The description for the costume tries to disguise its transphobia by couching it in compliments about Jenner's "picture perfect look," but the fact remains that Caitlyn is a whole human being, and a woman specifically, not the "softer side" of the former Bruce Jenner. Eh. Either way it's a guy in a one piece with a sash. But apparently one is super special and protected while the other is a bad, bad person and even worse, #problematic. Black Lawmakers Attack Core Component of Democratic Coalition Asian-Americans may vote reliably Democratic but now they're also a key target of Democratic lawmakers who are calling for 'diversity' in 'mostly white' tech companies like Yahoo. Yahoo's workforce is half-white. That's not "mostly," unless you take "mostly" to mean "the highest single percentage."* But that's a semantic point: the headline/lede are misleading because they want you to think that Yahoo has an abnormally or disproportionately high number of white employees. This is-and I can't stress this enough-total poppycock. Indeed, if we look at the population as a whole, whites are actually underrepresented at Yahoo. Massively so. Non-hispanic whites make up 63 percent of the American population, well more than the 50 percent at Yahoo. Asians, meanwhile, make up about five percent of the general population but 39 percent of Yahoo's workforce. Meanwhile 2/3 of black respondents to a Rasmussen poll say that 'All lives matter'. Uniformed Police Officer Kicked Out of Chuck E Cheese Because of Their No Gun Policy Twitter Blocks API Access For Sites Monitoring Politicians' Deleted Tweets Google Ordered by EU Court to Censor Even Search Results About "Right To Be Forgotten" Removals Chinese TSA Vs. Woman With a Bottle of Cognac Advantage: No one. The Yahoo AoSHQ group - it's got electrolytes and shit. And my twitter thang. Tonight's post brought to you by the freak show around us: Notice: Posted by permission of AceCorp LLC. Please e-mail overnight open thread tips to maetenloch at gmail. Otherwise send tips to Ace. The Surgeon General of the United States warns that ONT consumption by pregnant women may result in fetal injury, premature birth, low birth weight, and general snarkiness. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Oh good, now I can go to bed without wondering.
Posted by: Country Singer at August 24, 2015 11:02 PM (nL0sw) Posted by: Stateless Infidel at August 24, 2015 11:02 PM (AC0lD) 3
Wondering content there was in the ONT, you pervs!
Posted by: Country Singer at August 24, 2015 11:02 PM (nL0sw) 4
Sheep shagger, sheep shagger,
Shag me some sheep, And make her cheap... Are we not doing that now? Posted by: andycanuck at August 24, 2015 11:02 PM (pgzyN) 5
tl:dr: needs moar gifs.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 24, 2015 11:03 PM (kqGWM) 6
Yay ONT
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 24, 2015 11:04 PM (fgSDS) Posted by: malia at August 24, 2015 11:05 PM (pgzyN) Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 24, 2015 11:05 PM (kdS6q) 9
Mmmm...gluten.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at August 24, 2015 11:05 PM (rHXGG) 10
WTF is this content bullshit? I mean, I heard about it in the past.. but really? It's back?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 24, 2015 11:05 PM (UpGcq) 11
er...
can someone point out that Trump does not have to Elian Gonzolez all the illegals in the USA. Just build a 'beautiful wall' and then make it impossible for illegals to work in the USA and collect welfare, and they will go home all by themselves....** ***at no cost to the tax payers** Posted by: Jake at August 24, 2015 11:05 PM (mgfen) 12
You have to understand how Marxists think -- of course the Muslims cannot be loudly criticized for misogyny or even for stoning homosexuals to death, because Muslims and women and homosexuals are all marginalized/oppressed/exploited classes.
The South African regime was white, so it could be attacked, while Zimbabwe seized lands from whites with a nod and a wink. Posted by: TallDave at August 24, 2015 11:06 PM (74ZYB) Posted by: Farmer at August 24, 2015 11:06 PM (o/90i) 14
Teaching Tolerance to Middle Schoolers = Lesbian Strap-on Anal Sex & Coprophilia
Child-molestation advocate Alfred Kinsey claimed that 90% of all people were innately either homosexual or bisexual, and that sexually active children were laudable. Yet it somehow becomes necessary to teach how to be Gay and condition children to think genderbending is totes normal. More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=9690 Posted by: The Political Hat at August 24, 2015 11:07 PM (0TXlm) 15
Ahhh.. teenaged daughters.. can't live with 'em, can't legally strangle 'em... fun times.. fun times..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 24, 2015 11:07 PM (UpGcq) Posted by: BCochran1981 - Name Rage at August 24, 2015 11:08 PM (GEICT) Posted by: Jake at August 24, 2015 11:08 PM (mgfen) Posted by: Zombie Doystovesky at August 24, 2015 11:08 PM (1ijHg) 19
The Obamas Gleefully Return From Vacation
It's just not fair that they have to return from summer vacation in order to go on Labor Day vacation. Posted by: t-bird at August 24, 2015 11:09 PM (FcR7P) 20
Evening, ONT....
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 24, 2015 11:09 PM (OJ+SF) 21
Zombie Doystovesky - apparently, you have never had teenage daughters...
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 24, 2015 11:09 PM (UpGcq) 22
ugh....what a day
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 24, 2015 11:10 PM (0O7c5) 23
2 Damn those girls looked pissed.
And not in a good way. Posted by: Stateless Infidel at August 24, 2015 11:02 PM (AC0lD) Teenagers whose chips are almost as big as mom & dad. Pretty fucking sad. Just think if he would've jacked off in the shower twice they wouldn't be here Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 24, 2015 11:11 PM (fgSDS) 24
"So just keep it to yourself, and get back to work."
Translation: 'How dare you point out an obvious, glaring flaw in our thinking. Shut up and do as you're told.' Very European. Posted by: Oh who cares at August 24, 2015 11:11 PM (8nJ78) 25
Tumbler of wine, phoenixgirl? That's my cure for a shitty day!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 24, 2015 11:11 PM (UpGcq) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 24, 2015 11:12 PM (fgSDS) 27
Night peeps gettin late for this ole dude.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at August 24, 2015 11:12 PM (ucDmr) 28
Actually Spencer being nominated for the Airman's Medal is a very Big thing. It is an award designed to recognize uncommon bravery in a NON-Combat situation.
About a decade ago, one was awarded posthumously for an airman who was off-duty and saved someone from drowning. Or how about this example: Early 1942. Seven Mile Airdrome, New Guinea. A 22nd Med. Bombardment Grp B-26A Marauder crashes on take-off. Plane is full of fuel, bombs, and ammunition. Now it's on fire. The co-pilot is trapped in a burning cockpit. The pilot struggles to save his friend, badly burning himself in the process. The co-pilot died in the fire but the pilot, though badly burned survived. That pilot was awarded, since it was still the USAAF, the Soldier's Medal which the Airman's Medal is modeled on. Both cases were non-combat. Posted by: Anna Puma at August 24, 2015 11:12 PM (gPuuk) 29
God Bless Mark Moogalian
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 24, 2015 11:13 PM (0O7c5) 30
Black Lawmakers Attack Core Component of Democratic Coalition
Asian-Americans are a key component of the Democratic coalition yet they're also a key target of Democratic lawmakers who are calling for 'diversity' in 'mostly white' tech companies like Yahoo. Welcome to the Kyriarchy: Asians are the New White http://preview.tinyurl.com/opn9e7c Diversity and Affirmative Action Don't Mix: #CALeg fails at attempt to allow discrimination against Asian students in the UC system. http://preview.tinyurl.com/mswrmxp Posted by: The Political Hat at August 24, 2015 11:14 PM (0TXlm) 31
25; How do we know they are his?
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at August 24, 2015 11:14 PM (ucDmr) 32
There isn't a female in the Obama clan that looks happy in that pic.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 24, 2015 11:14 PM (OJ+SF) 33
Obama's a total fucking coward who has never stood up to anyone in his life who wasn't a Republican. It's really no surprise that his family doesn't respect him. And those girls are surely old enough now to have figured out what a colossal fuckup he is.
Posted by: Oh who cares at August 24, 2015 11:14 PM (8nJ78) 34
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Who did we piss off today? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Name Rage at August 24, 2015 11:08 PM (GEICT) My wife. Not yours, I hope. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 24, 2015 11:14 PM (fgSDS) Posted by: DC in River City at August 24, 2015 11:14 PM (itIXC) 36
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Tumbler of wine, phoenixgirl? That's my cure for a shitty day! Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 24, 2015 11:11 PM (UpGcq) i'm a beer/whiskey girl but i'm on the wagon at the moment......oh how the bottle is calling my name...... Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 24, 2015 11:15 PM (0O7c5) 37
They're happy because they eat LARD!
Posted by: LARD! at August 24, 2015 11:16 PM (QoA8Q) 38
---- You can get way too much pooner, seriously, I could die from this. I really need some days off to drink beer and stuff----
Posted by: Spencer Stone at August 24, 2015 11:16 PM (mgfen) 39
Night peeps gettin late for this ole dude.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at August 24, 2015 11:12 PM Me too, have to work tomorrow. Lost my summer intern, that's a bummer. Be well. T Posted by: Farmer at August 24, 2015 11:16 PM (o/90i) 40
34 There isn't a female in the Obama clan that looks happy in that pic.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 24, 2015 11:14 PM (OJ+SF) Eh, I don't actually place too much blame on the parents here. Kids are moody assholes under the best circumstances. My girls are 5 and 8 and they can be...scowly. Take the 5 year old. Pouted at dinner. All pissy. Barely ate any dinner. Why? Because SHE left HER water bottle at school. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Name Rage at August 24, 2015 11:16 PM (GEICT) 41
Oscar-winning actress Julianne Moore is campaigning that her high school, JEB Stuart High School in Fairfax Virginia, change its name. Moore and her high school friend-turned-producer Bruce Cohen are demanding that the school rename itself, and started a Change.org petition that had already amassed more than 28,000 signatures as of Monday night. Daily Mail 60ish former soft-core Art Porn actress decides to do something besides PETA to run out the fame clock. Also: The student population at JEB Stuart are now almost half Hispanic, along with 24 per cent white, 14 per cent Asian-American and 11 per cent black, the Washington Post reported. !Viva los ninos del anchor! Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 24, 2015 11:16 PM (kdS6q) Posted by: Anna Puma at August 24, 2015 11:16 PM (gPuuk) 43
What's happening, MH?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 24, 2015 11:16 PM (OJ+SF) 44
33 25; How do we know they are his?
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at August 24, 2015 11:14 PM (ucDmr) Who else would've fucked Moochelle? Their too dark for Eric Holder to be the dad Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 24, 2015 11:17 PM (fgSDS) 45
Evening Horde!
Who did we piss off today? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Name Rage at August 24, 2015 11:08 PM (GEICT) **** Jusging by the Raging Bitch Faces above, all of the Obama Women. So, yay us. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 24, 2015 11:17 PM (dU2sI) 46
Take the 5 year old. Pouted at dinner. All pissy. Barely ate any dinner. Why? Because SHE left HER water bottle at school.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Name Rage at August 24, 2015 11:16 PM (GEICT) Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 24, 2015 11:17 PM (0O7c5) 47
The girls don't get to go to Vegas or something? and I notice Barky's hands are empty as usual. To be fair I doubt the gals trust him with their bags but I don't think there is a single pic of him and Meanchelle where he is carrying a shopping bag or anything.
Posted by: PaleRider at August 24, 2015 11:17 PM (dkExz) 48
Compare this to Italy (31 days), Spain (34 days), and Portugal (35 days).
Ah yes, the economic powerhouses. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 24, 2015 11:17 PM (W5DcG) 49
My wife. Not yours, I hope.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 24, 2015 11:14 PM (fgSDS) Well, I'm not really sure. By the time AtC and I finished recording, the wife was asleep. So it's possible she's unhappy with me. But I didn't go way late like last week. So it's also possible that she's unhappy with me, but not as unhappy as last week. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Name Rage at August 24, 2015 11:17 PM (GEICT) 50
There isn't a female in the Obama clan that looks happy in that pic.
The four of them are irritated at the lack of red carpet. Posted by: t-bird at August 24, 2015 11:17 PM (FcR7P) 51
Found out last night that Mark Moogalian graduated the year before me from the same high school I graduated from.
Didn't know him since I transferred in my senior year, but all my friends from that school all knew him. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka Mr,Caniac at August 24, 2015 11:17 PM (Z7G74) 52
42: You too my friend. Good luck.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at August 24, 2015 11:18 PM (ucDmr) Posted by: Infidel at August 24, 2015 11:19 PM (cWAyO) 54
Take the 5 year old. Pouted at dinner. All pissy. Barely ate any dinner. Why? Because SHE left HER water bottle at school.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Name Rage at August Oh, it gets better. I promise you Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 24, 2015 11:19 PM (fgSDS) 55
Today's young feminist activists are far too preoccupied with their own supposed victimhood to make common cause with women like Farghadani.
Hell, Brandeis University withdrew an invitation to receive an honorary degree for a Muslim feminist. Why? Because they only give a shit about oppression if they can blame the oppression on whites. Oppression by members of one of their "Permanent Victim Groups" is A-OK. Posted by: nerdygirl at August 24, 2015 11:20 PM (kGrwF) 56
If you wear the "Caitlyn" outfit, gentlemen, you HAVE to tuck and tape your penis and scrotum under.
That guy wearing the outfit but failing to do that simple thing is hate-speech. Posted by: Zombie Doystovesky at August 24, 2015 11:20 PM (1ijHg) 57
Take the 5 year old. Pouted at dinner. All pissy. Barely ate any dinner. Why? Because SHE left HER water bottle at school.
>>> On the bright side that is a girl that is too stubborn to fail if just slightly nudged in the right direction. Posted by: Willy J at August 24, 2015 11:20 PM (9ET6q) 58
Russian Author sock off.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at August 24, 2015 11:20 PM (1ijHg) 59
Pooky was watching the first few episodes of "The Gate," and thanks the scene ripped off from "Apocalypse Now," there's no way I'm going to be able to sleep with "Ride of the Valkyries" stuck in my head. Stupid Wagner......
Posted by: pookysgirl can jump (in a pool) at August 24, 2015 11:21 PM (tpGet) 60
Oh, it gets better. I promise you
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 24, 2015 11:19 PM (fgSDS) I have zero patience for that crap. "Hey, who left your water bottle at school?" *grumbling* "I did." "Right. And who is responsible for making sure it gets brought home?" *more grumbling* "I am." "Then you've got no one to blame but yourself. You can get your water bottle tomorrow. Now suck it up and eat your dinner." Posted by: BCochran1981 - Name Rage at August 24, 2015 11:21 PM (GEICT) 61
47: pretty sure the good reverend prolly knows. Mooch would have been on that like a crazy babboon.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at August 24, 2015 11:21 PM (ucDmr) 62
46 What's happening, MH?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August Monday nite, cold day, days are getting shorter I guess not much Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 24, 2015 11:21 PM (fgSDS) 63
BCochran, have the dolls recovered from the cross-dressing trauma?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 24, 2015 11:21 PM (gPuuk) 64
>>>But I didn't go way late like last week. So it's also possible that she's unhappy with me, but not as unhappy as last week.
So, you win. #marriedguylogic Posted by: DC in River City at August 24, 2015 11:21 PM (itIXC) 65
The Other American Hero During the French Train Attack
Ya know what? I'm a little tired of you people referring to these guys in France as "heroes". They aren't even going to have their dicks whacked off. So, not heroes at all. Posted by: Caitlyn, The Real Hero at August 24, 2015 11:22 PM (kGrwF) 66
That's an unattractive family. In every sense of the word. Brooks heads up the free enterprise thinggy at AEI, right? Heard him on the radio a while back, was stunned at some of the nonsense he was spewing. Really beclowned himself. Almost makes me want to recount the last open policy forum I attended in DC, back in 2004. Wow. Posted by: rhomboid at August 24, 2015 11:22 PM (QDnY+) 67
I just queefed.
Posted by: Hillary! at August 24, 2015 11:22 PM (vsbNu) Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 24, 2015 11:23 PM (kdS6q) 69
Had someone tell me today that rain water is better for grass than sprinkler water. My first thought was water is water, but is there anything to this? Minerals?
Posted by: cm9000 at August 24, 2015 11:23 PM (8zCR+) 70
On the bright side that is a girl that is too stubborn to fail if just slightly nudged in the right direction.
Posted by: Willy J at August 24, 2015 11:20 PM (9ET6q) Oh they are both, in their own ways, incredibly stubborn and strong willed. Which is both awesome and really fucking annoying. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Name Rage at August 24, 2015 11:23 PM (GEICT) 71
The First Tranny and both of her adopted Tranny daughters seem unhappy.
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 24, 2015 11:23 PM (OO77h) 72
Monday nite, cold day, days are getting shorter
I guess not much No kidding. Barely made it over 107 today. Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 24, 2015 11:23 PM (YJmuy) 73
66 BCochran, have the dolls recovered from the cross-dressing trauma?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 24, 2015 11:21 PM (gPuuk) Hahahahahaha. Yeah, I think so. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Name Rage at August 24, 2015 11:24 PM (GEICT) 74
"Then you've got no one to blame but yourself. You can get your water bottle tomorrow. Now suck it up and eat your dinner."
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Name Rage at August I like your attitude. Wait til the hormones kick in. Our mid-kid has been home the last 3 weeks. I prefer the empty nest position. Parenting is a young persons sport Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 24, 2015 11:24 PM (fgSDS) 75
70 I just queefed.
Posted by: Hillary! at August 24, 2015 11:22 PM (vsbNu) No, that was probably a fart. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka Mr,Caniac at August 24, 2015 11:24 PM (Z7G74) 76
Just build a 'beautiful wall' and then make it impossible for illegals to work in the USA and collect welfare, and they will go home all by themselves....**
***at no cost to the tax payers** Posted by: Jake at August 24, 2015 11:05 PM (mgfen) Invest in Greyhound stocks... Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 24, 2015 11:24 PM (oFCZn) Posted by: El Jefe HEB Boosh at August 24, 2015 11:24 PM (awspb) 78
Rawwwwwaaawwwwwwwwwwaaaaa!!!
Posted by: Chewbama at August 24, 2015 11:24 PM (vsbNu) 79
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Monday nite, cold day, days are getting shorter I guess not much No kidding. Barely made it over 107 today. Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 24, 2015 11:23 PM (YJmuy) it only got to 107 here Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 24, 2015 11:24 PM (0O7c5) 80
71 Evening Horde! Who did we piss off today?
Posted by: BCochran1981 ------------------------ Nobody. Posted by: Weird Da-- Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 24, 2015 11:23 PM (kdS6q) Ruh roh...... Posted by: BCochran1981 - Name Rage at August 24, 2015 11:24 PM (GEICT) 81
all the barky clan looks angry in that pic.
Just want to point out that being pissed off like that is a learned condition. I know, because I un-learned it. It is the things in life that make you happy that should be your framework Posted by: Jake at August 24, 2015 11:25 PM (mgfen) 82
I don't remember my daughter EVER being that unhappy.
But then, she got back at me. She married a rich guy 5 years younger than me. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at August 24, 2015 11:25 PM (1ijHg) 83
$20 says one of the Obama girls gets caught in sexting scandal with a professional football or basketball player while in college.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 24, 2015 11:25 PM (kqGWM) 84
Some really stupid shit at (surprise) Reason for both the 'Trump caused the Chinese stock market crash' and the 'GOP/Trump are nativist racists' columns. Most of the comments are just as stupid.
Posted by: andycanuck at August 24, 2015 11:25 PM (pgzyN) 85
Meanwhile the Terrorist, Ayoub el Khazzani, is Dumbfounded That He's Considered to Be a Terrorist
Better watch it, Maet. Ben Affleck's going to have to scold you for being a racist. Oh, and has anyone explained to that genius that Islam is a religion and not a race? Posted by: nerdygirl at August 24, 2015 11:25 PM (kGrwF) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 24, 2015 11:25 PM (fgSDS) 87
80: At her age, I'm sure she sharted. Bring me my brown pants!
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at August 24, 2015 11:25 PM (ucDmr) 88
Heh, the South Park episode about Jared from Subway is on CC.
Posted by: logprof at August 24, 2015 11:26 PM (vsbNu) 89
So, you win.
#marriedguylogic Posted by: DC in River City at August 24, 2015 11:21 PM (itIXC) Yes. Let's go with that. Oh, I know you care. New podcast is in the can. Already uploaded, post waiting to go live at 930am tomorrow. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Name Rage at August 24, 2015 11:26 PM (GEICT) Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 24, 2015 11:26 PM (YJmuy) 91
The thread is so diverse and multicultural in nature, I find myself in hasty quest for a liberal to piss on...where is moo moo when you need him? My goodness he must have made a fortune today in a down market with his brilliance!
Posted by: Thurston Howell Trump at August 24, 2015 11:26 PM (j3zzk) 92
How d'ya get blackmailed over your penis size?
What, if you give me money I won't put this pic I shot of your tiny weenie up on Twitter? Posted by: the littl shyning man at August 24, 2015 11:26 PM (2A4T+) 93
Damn. Those daughters are uglier than Michelle, if that's even possible.
There must be a recessive gene for Resting Bitch Face. Posted by: rickl at August 24, 2015 11:26 PM (sdi6R) 94
Well, I got a 5000 BTU window-shaker air conditioner installed at the Arizona casa. Looks like it will have to run for many hours to have much affect on the room air temperature. Problem being cement-block walls which have been heat-soaked with +100 degree temps for the entire summer. But it is blasting out cool air, so there's that. Aim it at the bed, and get some degree of comfort.
Feeling better now. I think I got a touch of heat exhaustion doing the install of this thing, plus offloading an auto engine from the back of the Suburban. I was sort of giddy for a while. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 24, 2015 11:26 PM (aRgrb) 95
>>>Which is both awesome and really fucking annoying.
I know, right? You want to raise a strong independent woman, not a helpless whiny SJW. It turns out that raising a strong independent woman is a giant pain in the ass. Posted by: DC in River City at August 24, 2015 11:27 PM (itIXC) Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 24, 2015 11:27 PM (0O7c5) 97
I like your attitude. Wait til the hormones kick in. Our mid-kid has been home the last 3 weeks. I prefer the empty nest position. Parenting is a young persons sport ^^^THIS Posted by: Infidel at August 24, 2015 11:27 PM (cWAyO) 98
The man was keeping them down.
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 24, 2015 11:27 PM (OO77h) 99
Ruh roh......
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Name Rage at August 24, 2015 11:24 PM (GEICT) There was a something something NASCAR vs. Formula 1 tempest going on in the last thread. I dropped a bomb about Joey Biden getting Barry's blessing to run and moved on to less hostile climes. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 24, 2015 11:27 PM (oFCZn) 100
Because SHE left HER water bottle at school.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Name Rage at August 24, 2015 11:16 PM (GEICT) That's YOUR FAULT! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 24, 2015 11:27 PM (Zu3d9) 101
Heh, the South Park episode about Jared from Subway is on CC.
Posted by: logprof at August 24, 2015 11:26 PM (vsbNu) The one where he vowed to give every child "Aides"... Posted by: The Foot Long Hat (IYKWIMAITTYD) at August 24, 2015 11:28 PM (0TXlm) 102
Arizona?
Posted by: andycanuck at August 24, 2015 11:28 PM (pgzyN) 103
I honestly had to squint to distinguish between S and M and Moochzilla.
Posted by: logprof at August 24, 2015 11:28 PM (vsbNu) Posted by: RWC - TEAM ANTI-TWANLOC at August 24, 2015 11:28 PM (XAFOu) 105
For all this talk about the horror and impossibility of a "mass deportation of illegals" and how all the poor anchor baby citizens can't be thrown out, and this just isn't the country we live in, yada, yada.
We did it before. Back in '54. Operation W**back it was called. No PC nonsense back then, that was the official codename. Even back then, you had the forerunners of the open borders crowd who were benefiting from them. Hell, I think LBJ was one at the time. At any rate Ike did some deft political maneuvering (including purging the INS shops in the southwest of those who might balk), put in a general in charge, and launched it. They started in CA, and began sweeping. Let's see your green card, buddy. Don't have one? Too bad, so sad, into the bus you go right now. Children didn't matter, they went with their parents. They hit 1000 illegals rounded up per day. Planes, ships, and buses and trucks were used to haul 'em back to Mexico and further south. Here's the deal. Once the crackdown started, many times more as caught "self-deported", slipping back across the border. All told, about 2 million illegals got the boot and went home. Now, was Ike a Nazi? Were we some evil country back then? Nope, we had sense back then and there wasn't any objection other from those who profited from it. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 24, 2015 11:28 PM (dvuhZ) Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 24, 2015 11:29 PM (W5DcG) 107
It turns out that raising a strong independent woman is a giant pain in the ass.
Posted by: DC in River City at August 24, 2015 11:27 PM (itIXC) I know. I find myself getting on to them about the strangest things. I had to make the eldest stop reading tonight. Who the hell would do that? Well, she has books she's supposed to be reading and testing on for school. Instead she's reading some book she's read a hundred times. Normally I wouldn't care, but when she's got a half dozen waiting to be tested on....put that shit down. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Name Rage at August 24, 2015 11:29 PM (GEICT) 108
Vogue editor commenting on the obama family pic. Ah our beautiful first family just returns from a much needed vacation. The lustrous first lady with her daring quaffed hair style wearing a stunning designer smock exits Marine 1 joining in the smiles and laughter of her devoted children.
Posted by: Buffalbob at August 24, 2015 11:29 PM (DUY2z) Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 24, 2015 11:29 PM (YJmuy) 110
Does this Size 22 pantsuit make me look fat?
Posted by: Hitlery! at August 24, 2015 11:30 PM (vsbNu) 111
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 24, 2015 11:26 PM (aRgrb)
Can you wet the exterior walls to get some evaporative cooling? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 24, 2015 11:30 PM (Zu3d9) 112
Meanwhile the Terrorist, Ayoub el Khazzani, is Dumbfounded That He's Considered to Be a Terrorist
>>> Hope the Muzzies in lock up kill him for being too much of a coward to say it proudly.. Posted by: Willy J at August 24, 2015 11:30 PM (9ET6q) Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 24, 2015 11:30 PM (YJmuy) 114
>>>Oh, I know you care. New podcast is in the can. Already uploaded, post waiting to go live at 930am tomorrow.
I might or might not have snoopy danced all over this hotel room. Not sayin'. Posted by: DC in River City at August 24, 2015 11:30 PM (itIXC) 115
I feel sorry for that one Obama daughter. Its like she got the worst facial features of both parents.
Posted by: buzzion at August 24, 2015 11:31 PM (zt+N6) 116
The Choom family should be happy they get to travel to fancy places on the public's dime. Instead, they come back with resting botch faces. I guess they were happy beforehand.
Posted by: Titanium at August 24, 2015 11:31 PM (u9UgT) 117
There was a something something NASCAR vs. Formula 1 tempest going on in the last thread.
I dropped a bomb about Joey Biden getting Barry's blessing to run and moved on to less hostile climes. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 24, 2015 11:27 PM (oFCZn) Seriously? People were getting that fired up about....of course they were. It's the Horde. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Name Rage at August 24, 2015 11:31 PM (GEICT) 118
@ 63
Consider yourself successful if you restrain the impulse to sell one or both of the kids several times a day as they grow, BC. BUT when they reach adulthood, you can look back and say they were the stellar achievement in the marriage. What the two of you accomplished. Trust me on that. Posted by: irongrampa at August 24, 2015 11:31 PM (jeCnD) 119
19 All Happy families are the same.
All Unhappy families are unique in their unhappiness. Posted by: Zombie Doystovesky at August 24, 2015 11:08 PM (1ijHg) ------------ Say what? What? Effin' plagiarist. Posted by: Zombie Tolstoy at August 24, 2015 11:31 PM (cN9Sk) 120
Would this be epic level trolling?
Get a disposable Twitter account. Get ingratiated into Kayne West's feed. Then Tweet he is going to wear the Call Me Caitlyn Costume. Then throw phone into the dumpster behind the Goodwill store. Posted by: Anna Puma at August 24, 2015 11:31 PM (gPuuk) 121
In what the hell way is Jenner marginalized? MFer is celebrated for his psychosis. Oh well, first world problems I guess. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 24, 2015 11:31 PM (ODxAs) 122
Not to defend the Obamas, but I do feel sorry for the girls.
They're teenagers. Michelle is their mother and their Dad is an asshat. You know where I wanted to be when I was 17 and on a family vacation? Away from the family vacation. I get the impression the older girl is really fucking tired of having her picture taken by the journo-jagoffs. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 24, 2015 11:32 PM (oFCZn) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 24, 2015 11:32 PM (OJ+SF) 124
I might or might not have snoopy danced all over this hotel room. Not sayin'.
Posted by: DC in River City at August 24, 2015 11:30 PM (itIXC) Much shorter this time around. Just over an hour. Which, honestly, some folks may prefer. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Name Rage at August 24, 2015 11:32 PM (GEICT) 125
86 $20 says one of the Obama girls gets caught in sexting scandal with a professional football or basketball player while in college.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 24, 2015 11:25 PM (kqGWM) Think we'd hear about it? The MSM wouldn't report such a scandal on historic first Seceretary General. Posted by: RWC - TEAM ANTI-TWANLOC at August 24, 2015 11:32 PM (XAFOu) 126
GOP/Trump are nativist racists' columns. Most of the comments are just as stupid.
Posted by: andycanuck at August 24, 2015 11:25 PM (pgzyN) Any and all opposition to current "Immigration" policy is deemed racist and nativist. Posted by: cm9000 at August 24, 2015 11:32 PM (8zCR+) 127
Problem being cement-block walls which have been heat-soaked with +100 degree temps for the entire summer.
Spray water on the roof / house / fence ... Posted by: Adriane the Evaporation Critic ... at August 24, 2015 11:32 PM (qOsoH) 128
106 I honestly had to squint to distinguish between S and M and Moochzilla. Posted by: logprof at August 24, 2015 11:28 PM (vsbNu You mean they don't look alike? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 24, 2015 11:33 PM (fgSDS) 129
I went to the Balearic Islands for free and all I got was this lousy boob-belt dress.
Posted by: Sasha 0bama at August 24, 2015 11:33 PM (vsbNu) 130
72 Had someone tell me today that rain water is better for grass than sprinkler water. My first thought was water is water, but is there anything to this? Minerals?
Posted by: cm9000 at August 24, 2015 11:23 PM (8zCR+) Nitrogen. Especially in thunderstorm rain. Posted by: ObjectionSustained at August 24, 2015 11:33 PM (+AaKx) 131
Then throw phone into the dumpster behind the Goodwill store.
*golf clap* 'Effin' brilliant, ma'am. Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 24, 2015 11:33 PM (YJmuy) 132
Moo moo was mentioned, need to note that he made a correct and actually important observation today in the unseat-Boehner-resolution thread. House is so gerrymandered by party that what we have is about 400 "safe" seats out of 435 (or something on that order - somebody may have the current turn-over numbers). Eric Cantor upsets are ultra-rare - not just the Majority Leader part, the being-upset-as-an-incumbent part. This is pretty key. With a death-grip two-party structure to most state election laws and procedures, and a mostly gerrymandered House, a mostly complaisant and lazy and uninformed electorate there's very little responsiveness to .... well, anything. Posted by: rhomboid at August 24, 2015 11:33 PM (QDnY+) 133
125 Not to defend the Obamas, but I do feel sorry for the girls.
They're teenagers. Michelle is their mother and their Dad is an asshat. You know where I wanted to be when I was 17 and on a family vacation? Away from the family vacation. I get the impression the older girl is really fucking tired of having her picture taken by the journo-jagoffs. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 24, 2015 11:32 PM (oFCZn) Pretty much this right here... Posted by: BCochran1981 - Name Rage at August 24, 2015 11:33 PM (GEICT) 134
For centuries men have dressed up like women for laughs including gay men and nobody thought it was offensive to real women. But dress up like a guy pretending he is a woman and it is offensive? Get out of here! Hopefully, there will be millions of guys dressed like bruce jenner this Halloween. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 24, 2015 11:34 PM (iQIUe) 135
Nobody.
Posted by: Weird Da-- Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 24, 2015 11:23 PM (kdS6q) Ruh roh...... Posted by: BCochran1981 - Name Rage at August 24, 2015 11:24 PM (GEICT) **** Yeah, Saturday was another one of those days. No explanation, just gone. Getting really old. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 24, 2015 11:34 PM (CX45H) 136
Pro tip
never place duct tape on your man parts also don't put Vaseline in you hair for a Halloween costume... Posted by: Jake at August 24, 2015 11:34 PM (mgfen) 137
@489
It's crazy how we're seeing all the masks ripped off. GOPe is all like, we didn't play hardball and we had to deal with Reagan for 8 years and then had to pretend we were Reaganites and conservatives for 30years, well, not this time, not on our watch. Never again!! They don't even realize how close they are to leaving people no choice but to seek out a 3rd party. Posted by: Kreplach at August 24, 2015 11:34 PM (WVvzl) 138
I feel sorry for that one Obama daughter. Its like she got the worst facial features of both parents.
The worst facial feature is a frown. Even the Blessed Kate Upton would... well, maybe not. But still! Posted by: t-bird at August 24, 2015 11:34 PM (FcR7P) 139
He was one of the first to rush the gunman - unfortunately before his guns jammed - and got shot in the neck. He was commended by French President Francois Hollande for his courage but alas wasn't awarded a Legion of Honor.
-- If the dude was amongst the first to rush the terrorist, give him the damned medal. Posted by: Y-not at August 24, 2015 11:34 PM (RWGcK) 140
Any and all opposition to current "Immigration" policy is deemed racist and nativist.
Posted by: cm9000 at August 24, 2015 11:32 PM (8zCR+) *shrug* I've been called worse, by better. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Name Rage at August 24, 2015 11:35 PM (GEICT) 141
Any and all opposition to current "Immigration" policy is deemed racist and nativist.
Posted by: cm9000 at August 24, 2015 11:32 PM (8zCR+) Agreed, but spend some time looking through the comments over on any Trump article on Breitbart and the retard-fu runs deep. It's almost all screaming emotional rants written with the alacrity of a four year old with ADHD. LIVs...they ain't just for Democrats. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 24, 2015 11:35 PM (oFCZn) 142
You think sourpuss would have been allowed to hang out in Hollywood with the stars pretending she is good for something if she want the daughter of potus? No. So suck it up, sweetheart, otherwise, give up all your perks.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 24, 2015 11:36 PM (iQIUe) 143
Tolstoy? Dostoyevsky?
I was shooting from the hip. So Mr. Smarty Pants, what novel was that the first line of? Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at August 24, 2015 11:36 PM (1ijHg) 144
Where were the Frenchmen when the Americans rushed the gunmen?
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 24, 2015 11:36 PM (OO77h) 145
Be well all. I've gotta work tomorrow and do the grocery shopping.
Jules will take care of the doggies get them exercised. Then we walk the crazy Labs again after dinner. They are a load of fun. Posted by: Farmer at August 24, 2015 11:36 PM (o/90i) 146
Seriously? People were getting that fired up about....of course they were. It's the Horde. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Name Rage at August 24, 2015 11:31 PM (GEICT) Hell. Spittle flying on the 'who should be called a soldier' debate. Well, just one flinging spittle but that's just cause he couldn't spell 'soldier.' Posted by: RWC - TEAM ANTI-TWANLOC at August 24, 2015 11:36 PM (XAFOu) 147
>>>You know where I wanted to be when I was 17 and on a family vacation? Away from the family vacation.
Yep. It's just soooo not cool to be seen in public with your parents. Ugh. I fully intend on torturing Princess by making every day of her teenage life a game of How Embarrassing Can Daddy Be Today? Answer: more than the day before. Posted by: DC in River City at August 24, 2015 11:37 PM (itIXC) 148
It's been nice during the days here but it's been the low 60s overnight.
Posted by: andycanuck at August 24, 2015 11:37 PM (pgzyN) 149
Can you wet the exterior walls to get some evaporative cooling?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 24, 2015 11:30 PM (Zu3d9) Hadn't thought of that. But it's that thermal mass thing. Romm is getting cooler. Furniture is no longer hot to the touch. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 24, 2015 11:37 PM (aRgrb) 150
I dropped a bomb about Joey Biden getting Barry's blessing to run and moved on to less hostile climes. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 24, 2015 11:27 PM (oFCZn) Imagine this conversation. Ahh Mr President Sir. Hillary's email problems, well they are a big fucking deal. And any way Masta can I run for president? Please, pretty please. Beau wants me to run. Pretty please Masta Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 24, 2015 11:37 PM (fgSDS) 151
'Lo, 'rons.....
Posted by: cthulhu at August 24, 2015 11:38 PM (oLZOB) 152
No problem BC I have had the left my (insert object here) at school about 20 times so far. Always the same meltdown, and its always where they left it the next day. You have many more to go. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 24, 2015 11:38 PM (ODxAs) 153
I feel sorry for the Obama girls.
They have never been baptized nor taught about Western Christendom. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at August 24, 2015 11:38 PM (1ijHg) 154
86 $20 says one of the Obama girls gets caught in sexting scandal with a professional football or basketball player while in college.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 24, 2015 11:25 PM (kqGWM) You think the media would report that? The media is really "hands off" when it comes to the kids of the President. Except if their dad has an "R" after his name. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka Mr,Caniac at August 24, 2015 11:38 PM (Z7G74) 155
Is Jeb Bush seriously going to the border to make the case against building a wall?
I think he is now going to be fully on record with a message to the GOP base of - Fuck You. The guy is a putz. Posted by: Kreplach at August 24, 2015 11:38 PM (WVvzl) Posted by: Willy J at August 24, 2015 11:38 PM (9ET6q) Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 24, 2015 11:39 PM (YJmuy) 158
Forgot about the ladyboy or a really good tuck/photoshop argument.
Posted by: RWC - TEAM ANTI-TWANLOC at August 24, 2015 11:39 PM (XAFOu) 159
One Frenchman went to fight Alli Ka-zaam. The train crew cowered in their armoured safe-room while everyone else tried to protect themselves.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 24, 2015 11:39 PM (gPuuk) 160
my ass is exactly 28.75 inches wide
Posted by: Hillery C. at August 24, 2015 11:39 PM (mgfen) 161
was shooting from the hip. So Mr. Smarty Pants, what novel was that the first line of?
Col Jeff Cooper's "Just Fire the Dang Gun" ? Posted by: Adriane is Easily Confused ... at August 24, 2015 11:40 PM (qOsoH) 162
Joey Biden getting Barry's blessing to run
Didn't Chicago also have his blessing for the Olympics? Posted by: t-bird at August 24, 2015 11:40 PM (FcR7P) 163
Evening cooth
Posted by: RWC - TEAM ANTI-TWANLOC at August 24, 2015 11:40 PM (XAFOu) 164
Chicago is out?
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 24, 2015 11:40 PM (OO77h) 165
Nitrogen. Especially in thunderstorm rain.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at August 24, 2015 11:33 PM (+AaKx) Now it makes sense. Thanks. Posted by: cm9000 at August 24, 2015 11:40 PM (8zCR+) 166
91 Heh, the South Park episode about Jared from Subway is on CC.
Posted by: logprof at August 24, 2015 11:26 PM (vsbNu) Heh. CC wouldn't show that for the longest time because of the abuse Butters received from his dad. Posted by: buzzion at August 24, 2015 11:40 PM (zt+N6) 167
44
Oscar-winning actress Julianne Moore is campaigning that her high school, JEB Stuart High School in Fairfax Virginia, change its name. Moore and her high school friend-turned-producer Bruce Cohen are demanding that the school rename itself, and started a Change.org petition that had already amassed more than 28,000 signatures as of Monday night. Daily Mail Well, isn't that lovely. How does the academic achievement at that school compare to other schools? And after they change the name, how exactly will that improve ANYTHING for the minority students? Other than making Juliane Moore feel better about the fact that she's being obscenely over-paid for playing let's pretend in front of movie cameras. This is just like the confederate flag bullshit. They can take down every confederate flag in the country and black people will have exactly the same problems that they have now. Posted by: nerdygirl at August 24, 2015 11:41 PM (kGrwF) 168
148 Where were the Frenchmen when the Americans rushed the gunmen?
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 24, 2015 11:36 PM (OO77h) One of them was holding the gunman's arms back initially. The train crew seemed to have 'sheltered in place'. Posted by: Maetenloch at August 24, 2015 11:41 PM (pAlYe) 169
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 24, 2015 11:32 PM (oFCZn)
Exactly. Setting aside the fact that I don't think we ought to be bagging on the kids at all, they're freaking teenagers and sulky is the default mode. Plus, it's pretty easy to look ugly in random still photos. Think about how they always got Bush when he looked like a monkey, etc. I am shocked that this one was published, to be honest. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 24, 2015 11:42 PM (in4mh) 170
126 "58 here."
Wow. That's coat weather. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 24, 2015 11:32 PM (OJ+SF) Nah, jeans & a flannel shirt. Suppose to be 80ish soon Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 24, 2015 11:42 PM (fgSDS) 171
The train crew seemed to have 'sheltered in place'.
...and locked the door behind them, according to someone's comment. Posted by: t-bird at August 24, 2015 11:43 PM (FcR7P) 172
Did you plug the hole yet, daddy?
Posted by: Malia 0bama at August 24, 2015 11:43 PM (vsbNu) 173
I am shocked that this one was published, to be honest.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 24, 2015 11:42 PM (in4mh) One can only presume the other shots looked worse. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 24, 2015 11:43 PM (aRgrb) 174
148 Where were the Frenchmen when the Americans rushed the gunmen?
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 24, 2015 11:36 PM (OO77h) Printing their surrender? Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka Mr,Caniac at August 24, 2015 11:43 PM (Z7G74) 175
You think the media would report that?
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka Mr,Caniac at August 24, 2015 11:38 PM (Z7G74) Heh, the media might not report it, but it would blow Twitter up. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 24, 2015 11:43 PM (in4mh) 176
'Lo, 'rons.....
Posted by: cthulhu at August 24, 2015 11:38 PM How's it going in CA? Any relief from the drought? Posted by: Farmer at August 24, 2015 11:44 PM (o/90i) 177
The people who think the Jenner costume is transphobic are the same type of dolts who want to shut down a charity run in England that is to feature men in dresses to raise money for hospice that cares for sick and dying children. Somebody posted on them yesterday.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 24, 2015 11:45 PM (OSs/l) Posted by: Hillary! at August 24, 2015 11:45 PM (FcR7P) 179
I fully intend on torturing Princess by making every day of her teenage life a game of How Embarrassing Can Daddy Be Today?
Answer: more than the day before. Posted by: DC in River City at August 24, 2015 11:37 PM (itIXC) ***** About that....been there, done that. Turns out that this doesn't always end well. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 24, 2015 11:45 PM (CX45H) 180
publius, the hallucinogenic idiocy that is the quick default position even of many non-idiots when it comes to the mechanics of immigration enforcement is a thing to behold (and despair over). Right here in these comments recently we had three regulars claiming that barriers can't possibly work. Oh, and one of our oldest regulars (hint hint) not only pooh-poohing feasibility, but affordability. Uh huh. Which is why barriers, uh, work, and have since man invented them. A couple were actually even pretending to believe that the barrier in the San Diego sector hadn't worked. Well, I guess except for completely changing the whole regional dynamic, and ending casual crossings, and channeling all the low-grade human trafficking to other sectors (which are, criminally, not barriered and under-staffed, natch), yeah, except for that, it hasn't worked. And yes publius just in Op Wetback - again, obviously - a demonstration of will and a little enforcement produces a hugely outsized impact. AZ's short-lived experience with its own immigration enforcement statute, absurdly over-turned by a drooling gauleiter, er, "federal judge", once again showed that. And of course a barrier (which would vary greatly and exploit the impassability of much of the terrain in large sectors), PLUS enforcement at work sites against employers - that combo would have people's heads spinning at the rate of repatriation (the proper term, not "self-deportation"). Posted by: rhomboid at August 24, 2015 11:45 PM (QDnY+) 181
>>>One of them was holding the gunman's arms back initially. The train crew seemed to have 'sheltered in place'.
And the guy is so scared of "Asians" coming after him that he is getting his award in private. That just sucks. He should have a statue built in his hometown, but no one will even know his name. Posted by: DC in River City at August 24, 2015 11:45 PM (itIXC) 182
It's amazing that Christina Hoff Sommers comes off as at least partially conservative/sane these days, which shows to go you how effed up todays' young feminazis have become.
Posted by: Corona at August 24, 2015 11:45 PM (GuZMf) 183
Evening Cthulhu
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 24, 2015 11:46 PM (gPuuk) 184
Verily. I hath slain a mere 50 Jedis whilst making a quarter trillion Qualtoos in the galactic market today.
What have you donest with your time? Posted by: Count Doo Koo at August 24, 2015 11:46 PM (QoA8Q) 185
LIVs...they ain't just for Democrats.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 24, 2015 11:35 PM (oFCZn) True. Most of the people I know I would say are conservative leaning LIVs. Posted by: cm9000 at August 24, 2015 11:46 PM (8zCR+) 186
160 Nitrogen. Especially in thunderstorm rain.>>>
That is global warming chemistry there. Posted by: Willy J at August 24, 2015 11:38 PM (9ET6q) No. Seriously. There is more atmospheric nitrogen in rainwater. And apparently lightning fuses nitrogen into N2 that benefits plants. Maybe it's a myth, but that has been my understanding since the day I got my first slide rule. Posted by: ObjectionSustained at August 24, 2015 11:46 PM (+AaKx) 187
There was a something something NASCAR vs. Formula 1 tempest going on in the last thread.
They both suck. Endurance Sportscar racing is the best!! Posted by: Puddleglum at August 24, 2015 11:46 PM (gFUz8) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 24, 2015 11:47 PM (OJ+SF) 189
One can only presume the other shots looked worse.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 24, 2015 11:43 PM (aRgrb) Hard to believe! God bless 'em, not the most attractive ladies. I thought Malia was going to be striking, but she seems to be growing the Robinson fo'head, and a bad case of acne. Sasha must have taken after her maternal grandaddy, cuz she sure don't look like either of her parents or Mrs Robinson. (Although there's a pic of Obama on a tricycle as a little boy where she kind of favors him) Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 24, 2015 11:47 PM (in4mh) Posted by: t-bird at August 24, 2015 11:48 PM (FcR7P) 191
I remember Barry dragged his kids to the Turkey pardoning thing at Thanksgiving.
Jeez Dad thanks a lot you asshole. Now I have to listen to all sorts of snarky cracks about that ridiculous incident. For the most part their behavior is perfectably understandable if you remember being a teenager but in their case it's amplified by a thousand. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 24, 2015 11:48 PM (oFCZn) Posted by: Thrawn at August 24, 2015 11:48 PM (wZ2hu) 193
Nice looking American professor. I hope and pray he fully recovers from his injuries, As far as the French banker.. I can well understand why people don't want to be known for thwarting the attack. The have to worry about their families being kidnapped or attacked.
Will France do anything about their Muslim problem or will they continue to allow Muslims to come in?. It's a recipe for disaster coming soon to the US. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 24, 2015 11:48 PM (OSs/l) 194
189 Verily. I hath slain a mere 50 Jedis whilst making a quarter trillion Qualtoos in the galactic market today.
What have you donest with your time? Posted by: Count Doo Koo at August 24, 2015 11:46 PM (QoA8Q) 'Jedi' is really a stretch for fetus. Posted by: RWC - TEAM ANTI-TWANLOC at August 24, 2015 11:48 PM (XAFOu) 195
Sorry if I sound mean but those girls do NOT get a pass from me. They are teenagers, not little kids. They know they are being photographed. They should smile or at least not scowl.
It is important for them to understand that they lead a very luxurious life, a life to which certain duties and obligations are attached. For them, the main duty is to be publicly cheerful, regardless of how they feel. I would not want my kids to take the lifestyle for granted --- and I would not let them give the public that impression. Posted by: Margarita who wishes she drank more at August 24, 2015 11:49 PM (cN9Sk) 196
They both suck. Endurance Sportscar racing is the best!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 24, 2015 11 And........that's when the fight happened Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 24, 2015 11:49 PM (fgSDS) 197
96 Damn. Those daughters are uglier than Michelle, if that's even possible.
There must be a recessive gene for Resting Bitch Face. Posted by: rickl at August 24, 2015 11:26 PM (sdi6R) Sadly they're not ugly, they just look that way because of the bitchy looks on their faces. Posted by: nerdygirl at August 24, 2015 11:49 PM (kGrwF) 198
197 Here's the current "hot take" from The New Republic:
"What If Stalin Had Computers?" Posted by: Thrawn at August 24, 2015 11:48 PM (wZ2hu) He'd have been even better/more systematic at the wholesale slaughter? Who knows? Maybe he could have gotten another 10 million out of it. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Name Rage at August 24, 2015 11:50 PM (GEICT) 199
Ebola and Malaria.
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 24, 2015 11:51 PM (OO77h) 200
Arrrgh. This hotel's thermostat has two settings apparently. You can choose between See Your Breath or Center Of The Sun.
I guess I'll choose See Your Breath and put on a beer blanket. Posted by: DC in River City at August 24, 2015 11:51 PM (itIXC) 201
They both suck. Endurance Sportscar racing is the best!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 24, 2015 11:46 PM (gFUz8 Recumbent Bike Death Race 2015 is the bestest. Especially when they're on a two lane country road that most use for rush hour. Is that just me??? Posted by: RWC - TEAM ANTI-TWANLOC at August 24, 2015 11:51 PM (XAFOu) 202
They both suck. Endurance Sportscar racing is the best!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 24, 2015 11:46 PM (gFUz87) **** So, pistols at dawn it is. Please choose your second, Sir. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 24, 2015 11:51 PM (CX45H) 203
I Love #SCIENCE! ONT Compliance Pics
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I'm pretty sure Chelsea would smile at least sometimes. I mean sure she's ugly but she'd look happy on occasion. I've never seen photos of Obama's daughter smiling. They're always miserable and unhappy just like their bitch mother.
Posted by: buzzion at August 24, 2015 11:52 PM (zt+N6) 205
a-dios
Posted by: Jake at August 24, 2015 11:52 PM (mgfen) 206
No. Seriously. There is more atmospheric nitrogen in rainwater. And
apparently lightning fuses nitrogen into N2 that benefits plants. Maybe it's a myth, but that has been my understanding since the day I got my first slide rule.>>> I know the electricity combines Nitrogen and Oxygen that is beneficial when it finally drops to the ground. But if it made enough to help the plants locally we would get high too. Posted by: Willy J at August 24, 2015 11:52 PM (9ET6q) 207
er...
can someone point out that Trump does not have to Elian Gonzolez all the illegals in the USA. Just build a 'beautiful wall' and then make it impossible for illegals to work in the USA and collect welfare, and they will go home all by themselves....** ***at no cost to the tax payers** Posted by: Jake at August 24, 2015 11:05 PM (mgfen) +++++++++++++++++++++ With hamburger pushing $5/lb... just saying. Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 24, 2015 11:52 PM (NaeCR) 208
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 24, 2015 11:47 PM (in4mh)
Those girls need to join the Dollar Shave Club Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 24, 2015 11:52 PM (fgSDS) 209
Brats
Posted by: Flyover at August 24, 2015 11:53 PM (SVz6E) 210
Hope the Muzzies in lock up kill him for being too much of a coward to say it proudly..
Posted by: Willy J at August 24, 2015 11:30 PM (9ET6q) After they use him as a substitute for their goat girlfriends. Posted by: nerdygirl at August 24, 2015 11:53 PM (kGrwF) 211
We had a frost delay Sunday for golf at 7 am. Billings, MT. 90 today.
Posted by: free tibet, etc. at August 24, 2015 11:53 PM (lAXNl) 212
I Really Love #SCIENCE! ONT Compliance Pics
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How's it going in CA? Any relief from the drought?
Supposed to rain Friday. Pretty weird. Posted by: t-bird at August 24, 2015 11:48 PM Hope it does, we've been thru times like that. But yours sounds worse in the long run. I wish you some rain. T Posted by: Farmer at August 24, 2015 11:54 PM (o/90i) 214
The guy is a putz.
Posted by: Kreplach at August 24, 2015 11:38 PM (WVvzl) He looks the only human being ever whose managed to live without a backbone. He looks like the guy that shines tires at the car wash. He's weak and he screams it. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 24, 2015 11:54 PM (oFCZn) 215
Here's the current "hot take" from The New Republic:
"What If Stalin Had Computers?" Posted by: Thrawn at August 24, 2015 11:48 PM (wZ2hu) We would have a digital record of the tens of millions murdered. Posted by: cm9000 at August 24, 2015 11:54 PM (8zCR+) 216
Alright! A bilingual banhammer!
Posted by: andycanuck at August 24, 2015 11:54 PM (pgzyN) 217
I was just reading, there were 1200, **1200** circuit breakers tripped on individual stocks today. These were put in after the famous flash crash a few years ago (the result of HFT algos going wild -- I remember reading a detailed analysis that proved the HFT computers are gaming the system in clever ways). Anyway, these were tripping like mad today.
Futures point to a little bounce (dead cat) tomorrow. Today was just the foreshock. We'll see what happens in Sept, a traditional month for a big crash. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 24, 2015 11:54 PM (dvuhZ) 218
I dont blame the parents either. If scowling were an Olympic sport my son would be a medal contender. He scowled yesterday because I mentioned to someone that he was practicing fir the Cross Country team. "Don't say that! You embarrassed me," he hissed to me later after the person had left. Teens!!!!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 24, 2015 11:55 PM (OSs/l) 219
I guess I'll choose See Your Breath and put on a beer blanket.
Posted by: DC in River City at August Typical travelers motel. A boiler maker should warm you up Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 24, 2015 11:55 PM (fgSDS) 220
Will France do anything about their Muslim problem or will they continue to allow Muslims to come in?. It's a recipe for disaster coming soon to the US. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 24, 2015 11:48 PM (OSs/l) You know the answer. I'm sure the gunmans 5 other brothers aren't worried about where their next check is coming from. The guy was a known terrorist sympathizer by at least three agencies. I wouldn't want to know how many are 'known' in the U.S. Posted by: RWC - TEAM ANTI-TWANLOC at August 24, 2015 11:55 PM (XAFOu) 221
"They both suck. Endurance Sportscar racing is the best!! "
I watched the Top Gear boys do that one time. How do you keep up with that? Whore their asses out. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 24, 2015 11:55 PM (OJ+SF) 222
The Bear Went Over the Mountain ...
The Bear Went Over the Mountain ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sEazfbKwf8 Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at August 24, 2015 11:55 PM (qOsoH) 223
>>>According to him he was just a hungry, down on his luck guy looking to
rob some rich people on a train with a gun he happened to find in a park. You know - the kind of bad luck misunderstanding thing that could happen to well anyone.<<< He is a good boy. A very good boy. An aspiring rapper, who was turning his life around. Posted by: the terrorist(!)'s mother at August 24, 2015 11:55 PM (JCWve) 224
>>>Eh. Either way it's a guy in a one piece with a sash
But apparently one is super special and protected while the other is a bad, --- It's more than that. The guy on the left isn't even trying. Let's forget about the 5 o'clock shadow for a second. There are many subtle differences between male and female faces that must be changed to make one convincingly female: * brow bossing reduction. The male brow protrudes more than the femake's and must be ground down. * Eyebrow lift. The space between the eyebrow and upper eyelid is usually greater in females than with males. * Rhinoplasty. The female nose is thinner and does not protrude as much. * Cheek implants. Fat distribution is different in female and male faces, which can be mimicked with implants. * Liplift. The space between the nose and the upper lip is less in females than in males. * Mandible contouring. Women have less prominent jawlines. *body contouring and fat distribution. Some of this is addressed by hormone therapy, but implants and fat transplantation may be required. Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 24, 2015 11:55 PM (zvpUy) 225
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In what the hell way is Jenner marginalized? MFer is celebrated for his psychosis. Oh well, first world problems I guess. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 24, 2015 11:31 PM (ODxAs) I'll tell you how he's marginalized, no one is watching his stupid shit show, that's how. Buncha transphobes. Posted by: nerdygirl at August 24, 2015 11:56 PM (kGrwF) 226
But if it made enough to help the plants locally we would get high too.
Posted by: Willy J at August 24, 2015 11:52 PM (9ET6q) All I know is that a modest rain shower does my lawn more good than a week's worth of watering. Posted by: ObjectionSustained at August 24, 2015 11:57 PM (+AaKx) 227
"You know the answer. "
Yeah, France is 10% Muslim today. At least 20% in a decade or less. They aren't going to fight for their survival. That would be racist. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 24, 2015 11:57 PM (OJ+SF) 228
Elian Gonzalez wasn't an illegal, question was custody. He had that unique statutory Cuban asylum-seeker thinggy going for him. Nothing to do with mass illegal immigration. But here's a small cheap ribbon for illustrating just one of the zillion forthcoming ludicrous lies, distortions, and straw-men the racists and rent-seekers will deploy to avert any common sense return to sanity. Successfully, I predict. Posted by: rhomboid at August 24, 2015 11:57 PM (QDnY+) 229
Terrance, is there a penny up my butt?
Posted by: Phillip at August 24, 2015 11:58 PM (vsbNu) 230
Re: the girls: They've just realized they are going to go through life not "hot", but instead looking like their Wookie mom, and with her steatopygian ass as well.
You would cry too if it happened to you! Posted by: Callipygian Cutie at August 24, 2015 11:58 PM (FkgZk) 231
The people who think the Jenner costume is transphobic are the same type of dolts who want to shut down a charity run in England that is to feature men in dresses to raise money for hospice that cares for sick and dying children. Somebody posted on them yesterday.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 24, 2015 11:45 PM (OSs/l) ಠ_ಠ Posted by: Zombie Benny Hill at August 24, 2015 11:58 PM (0TXlm) Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 24, 2015 11:58 PM (W5DcG) 233
147 Tolstoy? Dostoyevsky?
I was shooting from the hip. So Mr. Smarty Pants, what novel was that the first line of? Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at August 24, 2015 11:36 PM (1ijHg) -------------- Anna Karenina, you idiot! Why don't you have this memorized? Posted by: Zombie Tolstoy at August 24, 2015 11:58 PM (cN9Sk) 234
All of Europe will fall to the horde without a whimper.
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 24, 2015 11:58 PM (OO77h) 235
No. Seriously. There is more atmospheric nitrogen in
rainwater. And apparently lightning fuses nitrogen into N2 that benefits plants. Maybe it's a myth, but that has been my understanding since the day I got my first slide rule. Posted by: ObjectionSustained at August 24, 2015 11:46 PM (+AaKx) Nope. Lightning produces NOx (x = 1,2) which produces nitrous and nitric acid, i.e., fixes nitrogen gas into forms that plants can use. Bacteria reduce nitrogen oxides to ammonia, which is then incorporated into amino acids. The first half of the nitrogen cycle, bitchez! Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 24, 2015 11:58 PM (oKE6c) 236
* Mandible contouring. Women have less prominent jawlines.
Uh huh. I've seen chicks with jawlines so strong you could sharpen a razor on it...or light a match off of it. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 24, 2015 11:59 PM (oFCZn) 237
Dr. Spiegel in MA. He's a genius at this stuff.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 24, 2015 11:59 PM (zvpUy) 238
He is a good boy. A very good boy. An aspiring rapper, who was turning his life around.
Posted by: the terrorist(!)'s mother at August 24, 2015 11:55 PM (JCWve) I think strictly speaking he only got his life halfway turned around. We'll need another bunch of patriots to finish turning it all the way around. Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 25, 2015 12:00 AM (oKE6c) 239
Here's the current "hot take" from The New Republic: "What If Stalin Had Computers?"
Posted by: Thrawn at August 24, 2015 11:48 PM The world would be a better place. The Boss would have spent all his time playing Tetris and surfing porn. Posted by: otho at August 25, 2015 12:00 AM (d8udV) 240
As I heard some "ex spurt" talking talking today, the jihad jockey probably was having fun with that. He probably did indeed "pick up the guns under a bush", if by bush he means a dead drop point somewhere.
They say the French can be tough on these guys (I know, but they say that) and that hopefully they'll be trying to see if they can pry out which network was running the guns to such a drop point. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 25, 2015 12:01 AM (dvuhZ) 241
Not to defend the Obamas, but I do feel sorry for the girls.
They're teenagers. Michelle is their mother and their Dad is an asshat. You know where I wanted to be when I was 17 and on a family vacation? Away from the family vacation. I get the impression the older girl is really fucking tired of having her picture taken by the journo-jagoffs. Yup. Posted by: Vendette at August 25, 2015 12:01 AM (TEpA2) 242
I fully intend on torturing Princess by making every day of her teenage life a game of How Embarrassing Can Daddy Be Today?
LOL. You don't have to try. Sometimes you embarrass them, I'm convinced, by simply breathing. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2015 12:01 AM (OSs/l) 243
'Zup, horde?
Today I marked my first month of walking every weekday. I started with 20 minutes a day. Today, I completed 2.6 miles in an hour. Contrast that to a year ago, when I couldn't even walk across the apartment parking lot to the laundromat without pain and wheezing. Just that fact alone makes it a good year for me. It's a YUUUUGE improvement. Posted by: Captain Whitebread, trapped in a Dad bod at August 25, 2015 12:01 AM (rJUlF) 244
Hey everybody. No work tonight, so can actually stick around which will be nice.
Still working through the Bond flicks. Last one I watched last night is "A View to a Kill." Chris Walken as a psychotic Bond baddie and Grace Jones his sidekick, yikes!! Took me back to my 1980s MTV-watching days/daze. Posted by: qdpsteve at August 25, 2015 12:02 AM (ntObR) 245
The 24 Hours of LeMans is my favorite Motorsports event of any kind. F1 is a bloated mess and NASCAR is racing towards mediocrity. Indycar shot itself in the head years ago when that idiot Tony George took over. They still haven't recovered from that. They may never.
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 25, 2015 12:02 AM (gFUz8) 246
park. You know - the kind of bad luck misunderstanding thing that could happen to well anyone. He is a good boy. A very good boy. An aspiring rapper, who was turning his life around. Posted by: the terrorist(!)'s mother at August 24, 2015 11:55 PM (JCWve) Like the brothers Speed Bump & Crash in Boston? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 25, 2015 12:02 AM (fgSDS) 247
218 I dont blame the parents either. If scowling were an Olympic sport my son would be a medal contender. He scowled yesterday because I mentioned to someone that he was practicing fir the Cross Country team. "Don't say that! You embarrassed me," he hissed to me later after the person had left. Teens!!!!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 24, 2015 11:55 PM (OSs/l) My advice? Go nuclear. Tell people Junior is much more relaxed now that he's come out of the closet. Then if you mention the cross country team, he won't give a shit. Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 25, 2015 12:02 AM (oKE6c) 248
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We did it before. Back in '54. Operation W**back it was called. No PC nonsense back then, that was the official codename. Even back then, you had the forerunners of the open borders crowd who were benefiting from them. Hell, I think LBJ was one at the time. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 24, 2015 11:28 PM (dvuhZ) Woody Guthrie had a big hit song from that, "Deportees", which was about a plane crash carrying said deportees. I can't find his version on YouTube, but here is Cisco Houston's version. It has also been covered by dozens of other musicians. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOqjlRsUnBM Posted by: rickl at August 25, 2015 12:02 AM (sdi6R) 249
If the dude was amongst the first to rush the terrorist, give him the damned medal.
Posted by: Y-not at August 24, 2015 11:34 PM (RWGcK) Um, respectfully disagree. You get a medal for stopping the terrorist, not taking a bullet. Posted by: Sixkiller at August 25, 2015 12:02 AM (hRytD) 250
LOL. You don't have to try. Sometimes you embarrass them, I'm convinced, by simply breathing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2015 12:01 AM (OSs/l) Yes. For half of his teenage years, I embarassed CW Jr. by just existing. He got better. Posted by: Captain Whitebread, trapped in a Dad bod at August 25, 2015 12:02 AM (rJUlF) 251
Yeah. In France, you don't have the right to remain silent.
and, you are guilty until proven innocent. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at August 25, 2015 12:03 AM (1ijHg) 252
Congrats Capt! Great news!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Name Rage at August 25, 2015 12:03 AM (GEICT) 253
>>According to him he was just a hungry, down on his luck guy blah blah blah blah
Argh, so tired if this shtick. One word, that needs to said again and again, when they peddle this crap: Taqiyya Posted by: Huma Abedin at August 25, 2015 12:03 AM (NOIQH) 254
They say the French can be tough on these guys (I
know, but they say that) and that hopefully they'll be trying to see if they can pry out which network was running the guns to such a drop point. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 25, 2015 12:01 AM (dvuhZ) French cops don't dick around. I fully expect they're beating that guy's balls off as we speak. Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 25, 2015 12:04 AM (oKE6c) Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at August 25, 2015 12:04 AM (1ijHg) 256
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 25, 2015 12:02 AM (ntObR
Hiya Steve, how is your flick coming along? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 25, 2015 12:04 AM (fgSDS) 257
Off, unfortunate sock...
Posted by: Lizzy at August 25, 2015 12:04 AM (NOIQH) 258
180 'Lo, 'rons.....
Posted by: cthulhu at August 24, 2015 11:38 PM How's it going in CA? Any relief from the drought? Posted by: Farmer at August 24, 2015 11:44 PM (o/90i) Not really. It done sprinked a miniscule bit a couple of weeks ago -- which is very odd -- but it was only enough to make the dust damp. Thing is, it doesn't really matter how much rain I get in Silicon Valley -- it matters how much snow the Sierras get to the north, like around Oroville.....and right now, the "Sierra Nevada" mountains (Spanish for "Snowy Sawblade") are showing more granite than anything else. Posted by: cthulhu at August 25, 2015 12:04 AM (oLZOB) 259
While there isn't any service I'd want to be questioned by, the French cops are pretty far down the list of those I'd like to have do my interrogation. Especially with terrorism/security cases. Ya think if I spent some time checking out parks in Brussels I might find a nice FN rifle? Seems to make more sense for Belgium than an AK. (hey look, a gun thread!) Posted by: rhomboid at August 25, 2015 12:04 AM (QDnY+) 260
Between 1500 and 1900 North Africans captured and sold over a million Whites into slavery. In the War of Northern Aggression over 600,000 died.
I don't want to hear a fucking angry thing about anything from professional victim Black people or Muslims. Not a fucking whining thing. And Jeb Stuart was a promising leader who was shot in battle. He's already fucking dead get over it! Other than that I'm having a decent night. Posted by: Daybrother at August 25, 2015 12:05 AM (isqq+) 261
Hey everybody. No work tonight, so can actually stick around which will be nice. Still working through the Bond flicks. Last one I watched last night is "A View to a Kill." Chris Walken as a psychotic Bond baddie and Grace Jones his sidekick, yikes!! Took me back to my 1980s MTV-watching days/daze.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 25, 2015 12:02 AM As bad as AVTAK is, I just can't hate on it. Christopher Walken's OTT bond vilain plus Grace Jones chewing scenery makes it worth the pain. Posted by: otho at August 25, 2015 12:05 AM (d8udV) 262
He is a good boy. A very good boy. An aspiring rapper, who was turning his life around. Posted by: the terrorist(!)'s mother at August 24, 2015 11:55 PM (JCWve) His father actually said that. Well, at least the 'he was a good boy who would never kill anyone.' And then they described the bad living conditions his father was living in. I guarantee that's better than any slum in Morocco. Posted by: RWC - TEAM ANTI-TWANLOC at August 25, 2015 12:05 AM (XAFOu) 263
251 Yeah. In France, you don't have the right to remain silent.
and, you are guilty until proven innocent. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at August 25, 2015 12:03 AM (1ijHg) You're welcome. Posted by: Napoleon Bonaparte at August 25, 2015 12:05 AM (oKE6c) 264
Not to defend the Obamas, but I do feel sorry for the girls.
Bitterness seems etched on them. Sad but not surprising. Posted by: cm9000 at August 25, 2015 12:05 AM (8zCR+) 265
The French should be giving Caitlyn Jenner an award.
She is far more brave than all those guys on the train. Posted by: E!SPN at August 25, 2015 12:05 AM (JCWve) 266
I fully intend on torturing Princess by making every day of her teenage life a game of How Embarrassing Can Daddy Be Today?
Answer: more than the day before. Posted by: DC in River City at August 24, 2015 11:37 PM (itIXC) Honestly? Make every day of her teenage life a demonstration of how Daddy can embarrass her but look out for her because she needs it. Posted by: Vendette at August 25, 2015 12:06 AM (TEpA2) 267
Hey, speaking of "tucking", there's a great new product for all the Caitlyns out there: pussy undies. I ain't kidding, special little panties or whatever with a life-like vulva built in. Of course, there'd be a blind hole there, so to be careful, you'd better make sure you can work a finger in deep before you take a barfly home.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 25, 2015 12:06 AM (dvuhZ) 268
Hey Capt. WB good to see you here
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 25, 2015 12:06 AM (fgSDS) 269
>>>LOL. You don't have to try. Sometimes you embarrass them, I'm convinced, by simply breathing.
No doubt. But I will go with the calf length white socks and sandals look if it helps. There is a certain freedom to having no shame whatsoever. I'll be teaching Her Highness an important lesson about something or other. And I will amuse the hell out of myself, which is what's really important. Posted by: DC in River City at August 25, 2015 12:06 AM (itIXC) 270
Although sometimes when he says, "Why did you do that?!!" about some simple thing I say, "So I can make your life as miserable as possible'
But then he'll say out of the blue, "I love you" or say something to make me laugh so I can't feed him to sharks quite yet. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2015 12:07 AM (OSs/l) 271
His father actually said that. Well, at least the 'he was a good boy who would never kill anyone.'
Posted by: RWC - TEAM ANTI-TWANLOC at August 25, 2015 12:05 AM (XAFOu) Notice he didn't say Junior wouldn't try to kill anyone. Apparently even dear old Dad thinks Junior is too stupid and incompetent to pose much of a threat. Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 25, 2015 12:07 AM (oKE6c) 272
I don't queef....I just have audible air gaps.
Posted by: Hillary! at August 25, 2015 12:07 AM (lRwmz) 273
Congrats, Captain Whitebread!
Posted by: Vendette at August 25, 2015 12:07 AM (TEpA2) 274
"Last one I watched last night is "A View to a Kill."
From the Roger Moore era it may be the best. Always like "Live and Let Die" for some reason. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2015 12:07 AM (OJ+SF) 275
204 I'm pretty sure Chelsea would smile at least sometimes. I mean sure she's ugly but she'd look happy on occasion. I've never seen photos of Obama's daughter smiling. They're always miserable and unhappy just like their bitch mother.
Posted by: buzzion at August 24, 2015 11:52 PM (zt+N6) -------------- Yep. Chelsea nearly always smiled when she was on camera. Very pleasant in public. Amy Carter, OTOH, was awful. Talk about scowls! (To be sure, she was quite a bit younger than these other girls, so I wouldn't expect perfection.) Posted by: Margarita who wishes she drank more at August 25, 2015 12:08 AM (cN9Sk) 276
267 Hey, speaking of "tucking", there's a great new product for all the Caitlyns out there: pussy undies. I ain't kidding, special little panties or whatever with a life-like vulva built in. Of course, there'd be a blind hole there, so to be careful, you'd better make sure you can work a finger in deep before you take a barfly home.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 25, 2015 12:06 AM (dvuhZ) Only at the HQ: news you can use. Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 25, 2015 12:08 AM (oKE6c) Posted by: Zombie Charles DeGaulle channelling Richard Nixon at August 25, 2015 12:08 AM (1ijHg) 278
French cops don't dick around. I fully expect they're beating that guy's balls off as we speak.
Posted by: some greenpeace asshole at August 25, 2015 12:08 AM (pgzyN) 279
Almost forgot to report this. I was at a legal technology conference in Denver on Friday. There was a guy from Platte River there selling his services. I looked at him and asked if he was "the" Platte River. Apparently he had been taking crap all day long. And, yes, it was "the" Platte River. Seemed like a nice enough guy. He wanted to talk about it. I told him it wasn't a good idea, and that everyone in the room would possibly be served with a subpoena.
I did ask if they really kept the server in a bathroom closet. He said no. It was always in New Jersey. At that point he started with details and I stopped him. I was dying to tell him that there is no way in hell I would use a service that embroiled itself with the Clintons. What was he thinking? In hindsight, I wish I had pressed it. What would you have asked? Posted by: ObjectionSustained at August 25, 2015 12:08 AM (+AaKx) 280
Um, respectfully disagree. You get a medal for stopping the terrorist, not taking a bullet. Posted by: Sixkiller at August 25, 2015 12:02 AM (hRytD He initialized the action. Not just took a bullet. Posted by: RWC - TEAM ANTI-TWANLOC at August 25, 2015 12:09 AM (XAFOu) 281
I figured that the frowny family returning to DC was kind of understandable - who isn't a little sad to return home after a two week island vacation?
Then I remembered how delightful my own son was returning from his (far less chi-chi) New England beach trip - yuuuuuge grin, bubbling over with stories about all the fun things he saw and did. Pure joy. The Obamas just don't seem like happy people, huh? Posted by: Lizzy at August 25, 2015 12:09 AM (NOIQH) 282
"While dressing up as a celebrity in an iconic look is generally
totally acceptable for Halloween, it is NOT okay to turn a marginalized person's identity into a costume "to get a few laughs out of your friends." From now on I will refer to BRUCIE Jenner as a fucked up 'marginalized person'. Posted by: Corona at August 25, 2015 12:09 AM (GuZMf) 283
Hiya MH. The movie is coming along, I'm finally in a position to camera-shop.
Otho, yeah, *not* one of the best, but AVTAK is fun as a leftover MTV-incluenced 1980s curio. Plus I personally think Duran Duran's song is one of the all-time best Bond themes; if I ever got to direct a Bond film I'd try to reuse it. Posted by: qdpsteve at August 25, 2015 12:09 AM (ntObR) 284
Captain Whitebread, trapped in a Dad bod at August 25, 2015 12:01 AM (rJUlF)
Congratulations !!! May you have many more walks & adventures in store ... Posted by: Adriane the Walking Shoe Critic ... at August 25, 2015 12:09 AM (qOsoH) 285
No doubt. But I will go with the calf length white socks and sandals look if it helps.
Maybe that's a girl thing because my son never cares about what I wear. He shouldn't because he sometimes has to be reminded to change the shirt he's worm for three days in a row. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2015 12:10 AM (OSs/l) 286
While there isn't any service I'd want to be
questioned by, the French cops are pretty far down the list of those I'd like to have do my interrogation. Especially with terrorism/security cases. Posted by: rhomboid at August 25, 2015 12:04 AM (QDnY+) I'm sure a zillion jacked up Algerians would agree with you. Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 25, 2015 12:10 AM (oKE6c) 287
No presumption of innocence in French courts? Sounds wrong. There is that in other civil (napoleonic) courts world-wide, AFAIK. No rules of evidence (judge/panel of judges) is treated as an expert body and not a lay jury, so they can evaluate all evidence presented for themselves. Posted by: rhomboid at August 25, 2015 12:10 AM (QDnY+) 288
>>>Like the brothers Speed Bump Crash in Boston?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 25, 2015 12:02 AM (fgSDS)<<< 'Zactly. All he needed was another "EBT card", and he'd never have done this. >>>His father actually said that. Well, at least the 'he was a good boy who would never kill anyone.' And then they described the bad living conditions his father was living in. I guarantee that's better than any slum in Morocco. Posted by: RWC - TEAM ANTI-TWANLOC at August 25, 2015 12:05 AM (XAFOu) <<< It's like clockwork. Posted by: Shit Heard on the Howie Carr Show, Vol. IV at August 25, 2015 12:10 AM (JCWve) 289
Although sometimes when he says, "Why did you do
that?!!" about some simple thing I say, "So I can make your life as miserable as possible' But then he'll say out of the blue, "I love you" or say something to make me laugh so I can't feed him to sharks quite yet. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2015 12:07 AM (OSs/l) You rock. And you were meant for him, because He knew your son from his mother's womb. Posted by: Vendette at August 25, 2015 12:11 AM (TEpA2) 290
"Last one I watched last night is "A View to a Kill." From the Roger Moore era it may be the best. Always like "Live and Let Die" for some reason.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2015 12:07 AM LALD definitely has charm. It's clunky, but it's a fun watch and arguably Moore's best Bond performance. Posted by: otho at August 25, 2015 12:11 AM (d8udV) 291
Ricardo, I enjoyed "Live and Let Die" a lot. IMHO Bond always tastes best with a *lot* of humor. Loved the redneck sheriff sidekick bit (he also shows up in a China sequence in "Man With the Golden Gun").
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 25, 2015 12:11 AM (ntObR) 292
In hindsight, I wish I had pressed it. What would you have asked?
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at August 25, 2015 12:08 AM (+AaKx) Who in the company had ties to the Clintons. Posted by: cm9000 at August 25, 2015 12:12 AM (8zCR+) 293
Can we say that the Little Sisters of the Poor have been marginalized, so we can get rid of all the gays and trannys who think it's hilarious to dress up as nuns?
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at August 25, 2015 12:12 AM (9Y7bY) 294
When I see the Obamas looking like that after a vacation it almost takes the sting out of having to pay for it
Posted by: MAx at August 25, 2015 12:12 AM (LAliD) 295
281 I figured that the frowny family returning to DC was kind of understandable - who isn't a little sad to return home after a two week island vacation?
Then I remembered how delightful my own son was returning from his (far less chi-chi) New England beach trip - yuuuuuge grin, bubbling over with stories about all the fun things he saw and did. Pure joy. The Obamas just don't seem like happy people, huh? Posted by: Lizzy at August 25, 2015 12:09 AM (NOIQH) Yes so unhappy to be returning from their vacation in August. However will they survive the next two weeks before they go on their Labor Day Weekend vacation. Posted by: buzzion at August 25, 2015 12:12 AM (zt+N6) 296
It's probably at IMDB but I wonder if it was Roger Moore's choice to leave the Bond role after AVTAK.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 25, 2015 12:12 AM (ntObR) 297
I did ask if they really kept the server in a bathroom closet. He said no. It was always in New Jersey.
Same diff. Posted by: andycanuck at August 25, 2015 12:12 AM (pgzyN) 298
Bitterness seems etched on them. Sad but not surprising.
Posted by: cm9000 at August 25, 2015 12:05 AM (8zCR+) ------ All those poor girls want is half the trust dad gives Iran. Posted by: Dave S. at August 25, 2015 12:13 AM (mhkbv) 299
Hey that is great to hear Captain Whitebread. When the zombie apocalypse happens you will definitely be able to outpace the Pajama Boys.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 25, 2015 12:13 AM (gPuuk) 300
Did you hear that Jeb's got money woes? Bwahahaha. NYT has the story and Dan Pfeiffer says it's a "sign of something very wrong". Link in my nic to a terribly interesting theory that Trump himself caused this to happen. Read the whole thing. Again, bwahahaha!
Oh, and because of Jeb's numbers being so very low, there are rumors now that Mitt "Mittens" Romney is reconsidering running and wants to bailout the Elite Establishment. Isn't that special?! Posted by: Aslan's Girl at August 25, 2015 12:13 AM (xetep) 301
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 25, 2015 12:02 AM (oKE6c)
ROTFL. He'd die. For some reason he has a stronger attitude about the subject of being gay than I do. I'm not looking forward to his 10th grade health class. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2015 12:13 AM (OSs/l) 302
As bad as AVTAK is, I just can't hate on it. Christopher Walken's OTT bond vilain plus Grace Jones chewing scenery makes it worth the pain.
Posted by: otho at August 25, 2015 12:05 AM (d8udV) I always liked Zorin laughing right before he falls to his death. Nice touch of how much of a lunatic he was. And drinking every time Tanya Roberts screams James! is a sure way to a stomach pumping. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 25, 2015 12:13 AM (oFCZn) 303
Feel sorry for the Secret Service, AF, and others who have to forgo any vacation plans in August.
Posted by: Vendette at August 25, 2015 12:14 AM (TEpA2) 304
In news related to nothing at all other than the fact that I'm just an overgrown 13 year old: they're re-naming one of the parkways in west kentucky into I-69. I giggle every time I see the signs for it. And I say out loud, "yes, yes I do".
Posted by: DC in River City at August 25, 2015 12:14 AM (itIXC) 305
294 When I see the Obamas looking like that after a vacation it almost takes the sting out of having to pay for it
Posted by: MAx at August 25, 2015 12:12 AM (LAliD) It was free, so I chuckled Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 25, 2015 12:14 AM (fgSDS) 306
There's word that this fall's *new* Bond flick, SPECTRE, will actually turn out to be a remake of "On Her Majesty's Secret Service."
One interesting coincidence: if you look at the teaser poster of SPECTRE, the pic of the bullets... is the exact same pattern of windshield bullets you see at the very end of OHMSS from 1969. Posted by: qdpsteve at August 25, 2015 12:14 AM (ntObR) 307
Otho, yeah, *not* one of the best, but AVTAK is fun as a leftover MTV-incluenced 1980s curio. Plus I personally think Duran Duran's song is one of the all-time best Bond themes; if I ever got to direct a Bond film I'd try to reuse it.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 25, 2015 12:09 AM I've always thought it a pity that Walken did his bond villain during that period... he was terrific in an otherwise not to stellar flick. Yeah, the duran duran theme song is one of the all time best ones. Posted by: otho at August 25, 2015 12:14 AM (d8udV) 308
Again, watching TV the French and Spanish Gendarmes seem to be especial dicks to the average individual.
Terror suspect, gun runner, international man of strange financial dealings............never heard of 'em. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2015 12:15 AM (OJ+SF) 309
>>Yes so unhappy to be returning from their vacation in August. However will they survive the next two weeks before they go on their Labor Day Weekend vacation.
Ugh, milking every last drop of taxpayer $$$ to travel like royalty. Posted by: Lizzy at August 25, 2015 12:15 AM (NOIQH) Posted by: qdpsteve at August 25, 2015 12:15 AM (ntObR) 311
ROTFL. He'd die. For some reason he has a stronger
attitude about the subject of being gay than I do. I'm not looking forward to his 10th grade health class. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2015 12:13 AM (OSs/l) I say again: you're the sole nuclear power. There's nothing he can do that can embarrass you as much as you can embarrass him with a single sentence. Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 25, 2015 12:15 AM (oKE6c) 312
Cannot get enough of the story of our Americans thwarting that French terror-attack. It is amazing and makes me so proud to be American (don't say that very often anymore). As for the jihadi, how "down on his luck" was he when he "found" his gun by accident in a park?! I mean, that's some "luck", no?
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at August 25, 2015 12:16 AM (xetep) 313
oops: re "bullets" re SPECTRE, I should have said pattern of bullet *holes.*
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 25, 2015 12:16 AM (ntObR) 314
In hindsight, I wish I had pressed it. What would you have asked?
Posted by: ObjectionSustained I'd ask if the clinton people mentioned or asked them to administrate a second server. Posted by: Daybrother at August 25, 2015 12:16 AM (isqq+) 315
304 In news related to nothing at all other than the fact that I'm just an overgrown 13 year old: they're re-naming one of the parkways in west kentucky into I-69. I giggle every time I see the signs for it. And I say out loud, "yes, yes I do".
Posted by: DC in River City at August 25, 2015 12:14 AM (itIXC) Interstate 75 in Michigan. Take Exit 69 to get to the BIG BEAVER rd. Posted by: buzzion at August 25, 2015 12:16 AM (zt+N6) 316
245 The 24 Hours of LeMans is my favorite Motorsports event of any kind. F1 is a bloated mess and NASCAR is racing towards mediocrity. Indycar shot itself in the head years ago when that idiot Tony George took over. They still haven't recovered from that. They may never.
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 25, 2015 12:02 AM (gFUz Problems with racing: F1 Bernie Ecclestone and his graft Indycar Tony George had no idea what the series should be NASCAR Brian France/Mike Helton change their minds daily Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka Mr,Caniac at August 25, 2015 12:16 AM (Z7G74) 317
They should ban Park Weapons Caches.
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 25, 2015 12:17 AM (OO77h) 318
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Yep. Chelsea nearly always smiled when she was on camera. Very pleasant in public. Posted by: Margarita who wishes she drank more at August 25, 2015 12:08 AM (cN9Sk) I know I'm in the minority here, but I don't think Chelsea is all that ugly. Then again, I seem to have rather odd tastes in women. Posted by: rickl at August 25, 2015 12:17 AM (sdi6R) 319
>>Feel sorry for the Secret Service, AF, and others who have to forgo any vacation plans in August.
Excellent point! And then there's Hillary's detail, which is a form of punishment. Posted by: Lizzy at August 25, 2015 12:17 AM (NOIQH) 320
Hey, MH! This is going to sound like bragging, but it's true...
You might remember the story about the stunning brunette who kept stopping by the karaoke bar where I DJ, just to hear me sing. We never did get that date -- she kept cancelling at the last minute. I decided I was done caring if I ever dated again. So...in the last month, I've had three women ask ME if I'm interested in dinner and/or a movie with them...including Stunning Brunette, who had, it turns out, a totally legit reason for her behavior (mutual friends confirmed it). She's wanting to make it up to me (just a date, you pervs), so we're doing a lunch date this weekend. A good friend said that women are only interested in you when you're either already taken or you just don't care. Danged if he seems to be right... Posted by: Captain Whitebread, trapped in a Dad bod at August 25, 2015 12:17 AM (rJUlF) 321
Nope. Lightning produces NOx (x = 1,2) which produces nitrous and nitric acid, i.e., fixes nitrogen gas into forms that plants can use. Bacteria reduce nitrogen oxides to ammonia, which is then incorporated into amino acids. The first half of the nitrogen cycle, bitchez!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 24, 2015 11:58 PM (oKE6c) I was told there would be no Kreb's Cycling tonight. Shudder. Posted by: ObjectionSustained at August 25, 2015 12:17 AM (+AaKx) 322
Then don't move to Dildo, Newfoundland, DC in River City.
Posted by: andycanuck at August 25, 2015 12:17 AM (pgzyN) 323
Aslan's Girl, you mean they've burned through their money pile already? Thought Jeb had a Kuwaiti treasury-sized war chest. And ..... (gulp) .... Romney???? I shudder not so much for the real-world aspects, but the Horde's shenanigans here in these threads if Mitt were to get the band back together. Yikes. Posted by: rhomboid at August 25, 2015 12:17 AM (QDnY+) 324
Oh, and because of Jeb's numbers being so very low, there are rumors now that Mitt "Mittens" Romney is reconsidering running and wants to bailout the Elite Establishment. Isn't that special?!
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at August 25, 2015 12:13 AM (xetep) And at the end of the article is inserted, without further comment, a pic of Der Donald grinning. Hilarious. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 25, 2015 12:17 AM (oFCZn) 325
>>>Interstate 75 in Michigan. Take Exit 69 to get to the BIG BEAVER rd.
Hehehe. That reminds me, I gotta stop and take a picture with the Welcome To sign the next time I go to Knob Lick, KY. Posted by: DC in River City at August 25, 2015 12:18 AM (itIXC) 326
322 Then don't move to Dildo, Newfoundland, DC in River City.
Posted by: andycanuck at August 25, 2015 12:17 AM (pgzyN) Intercourse, Pennsylvania Posted by: buzzion at August 25, 2015 12:18 AM (zt+N6) 327
rickl, you're not the only one who feels that way re Chelsea.
I always wanted to tell people, hey, it's not like she got to choose who her parents were (i.e., two of the most strange, screwed-up and power-hungry people who ever walked the face of the earth). Posted by: qdpsteve at August 25, 2015 12:18 AM (ntObR) 328
Did this Kreb chick not have a good, bicycle-seat ass then?
Posted by: andycanuck at August 25, 2015 12:19 AM (pgzyN) 329
"LALD definitely has charm. It's clunky, but it's a fun watch and arguably Moore's best Bond performance."
It does. It was Moore's first outing. The franchise had sorta tanked after the Lazenby thing. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2015 12:19 AM (OJ+SF) 330
I know I'm in the minority here, but I don't think Chelsea is all that ugly.
Then again, I seem to have rather odd tastes in women. Posted by: rickl at August 25, 2015 12:17 AM (sdi6R) Truth be told I don't think she is either. She can look pretty good when she's put together. Now back in the day when she went through that awkward puberty phase was pretty painful, but it often is. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 25, 2015 12:19 AM (oFCZn) 331
Captain Whitebread, does she have a sister?
;-) Posted by: qdpsteve at August 25, 2015 12:19 AM (ntObR) Posted by: Lizzy at August 25, 2015 12:19 AM (NOIQH) 333
312 Cannot get enough of the story of our Americans thwarting that French terror-attack. It is amazing and makes me so proud to be American (don't say that very often anymore). As for the jihadi, how "down on his luck" was he when he "found" his gun by accident in a park?! I mean, that's some "luck", no?
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at August 25, 2015 12:16 AM (xetep) C'mon, who from time to time hasn't found an AK-47 lying around under a bush? I'm pissed at whoever keeps leaving them there, as I'm tired of stubbing my toe on the damned things. Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 25, 2015 12:20 AM (oKE6c) 334
Since the Os are so miserable at the thought of returning "home", why can't they just stay away?
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Aslan's Girl, you mean they've burned through their money pile already? Thought Jeb had a Kuwaiti treasury-sized war chest. And ..... (gulp) .... Romney???? I shudder not so much for the real-world aspects, but the Horde's shenanigans here in these threads if Mitt were to get the band back together. Yikes. Posted by: rhomboid at August 25, 2015 12:17 AM (QDnY+) Why don't we get John McCain and call it Loserpaloosa Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 25, 2015 12:20 AM (fgSDS) 336
I always wanted to tell people, hey, it's not like she got to choose who her parents were (i.e., two of the most strange, screwed-up and power-hungry people who ever walked the face of the earth).
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 25, 2015 12:18 AM (ntObR) And then being raised in a house with Bill Clinton to boot. Posted by: buzzion at August 25, 2015 12:20 AM (zt+N6) 337
332 >>Intercourse, Pennsylvania
Athol, MA Rough and Ready, CA Posted by: Lizzy at August 25, 2015 12:19 AM (NOIQH)[/i Truth or Consequences, NM, FTW. Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 25, 2015 12:20 AM (oKE6c) 338
I would pay money to see Der Trumpmeister go on an epic trolling binge against Mittens. As MoDo (yep the old hag, who I believe is secretly getting a bit moist for Trumpster, although she wouldn't admit) said, getting in a scrap with Trump is like being thrown in a bag of badgers.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 25, 2015 12:20 AM (dvuhZ) 339
rickl, you're not the only one who feels that way re Chelsea. I always wanted to tell people, hey, it's not like she got to choose who her parents were (i.e., two of the most strange, screwed-up and power-hungry people who ever walked the face of the earth). Posted by: qdpsteve at August 25, 2015 12:18 AM (ntObR) Indeed. They created a monster. Posted by: cm9000 at August 25, 2015 12:21 AM (8zCR+) 340
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, trapped in a Dad bod at August 25, 2015 12:17 AM (rJUlF)
Don't blow it. Make sure you eat something off her plate without asking. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 25, 2015 12:21 AM (oFCZn) 341
They will have to hold the Convention at Mos Eisley.
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 25, 2015 12:21 AM (OO77h) 342
Bearing Arms sucks ass on mobile. It is literally unreadable. Also, Bob Owens' 24/7 copologetics is getting really really old.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 25, 2015 12:22 AM (mx5oN) 343
322 Then don't move to Dildo, Newfoundland, DC in River City. Posted by: andycanuck at August 25, 2015 12:17 AM (pgzyN) Or Nimrod, MN Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 25, 2015 12:22 AM (fgSDS) 344
So that's it! Mitt! Why didn't I think of that earlier? Of course he'd have to do with someone new as VP.Colin Powell? Posted by: Bill Kristol, ordering at last call while *still*brainstorming to save the GOP prezzy race at Cafe Milano Posted by: rhomboid at August 25, 2015 12:22 AM (QDnY+) 345
A good friend said that women are only interested in
you when you're either already taken or you just don't care. Danged if he seems to be right... Posted by: Captain Whitebread, trapped in a Dad bod at August 25, 2015 12:17 AM (rJUlF) Congrats on passing Psychology 101. Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 25, 2015 12:22 AM (oKE6c) Posted by: Bawney Fwank at August 25, 2015 12:22 AM (JCWve) Posted by: Vendette at August 25, 2015 12:22 AM (TEpA2) 348
Again, watching TV the French and Spanish Gendarmes seem to be especial dicks
------------------- The French police are a waste of nice uniforms. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2015 12:22 AM (9mTYi) 349
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322 Then don't move to Dildo, Newfoundland, DC in River City. Posted by: andycanuck at August 25, 2015 12:17 AM (pgzyN) Or Nimrod, MN Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 25, 2015 12:22 AM (fgSDS) A word ruined by Bugs Bunny. Posted by: buzzion at August 25, 2015 12:23 AM (zt+N6) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2015 12:23 AM (OSs/l) 351
Night horde.
And remember...trying to chew a piece of Stride Sour Patch Gum with no teeth is now way to go through life son. If I choke in my sleep...AVENGE ME!!! *actually spitting it out now. But I just like to yell AVENGE ME!!! Posted by: RWC - TEAM ANTI-TWANLOC at August 25, 2015 12:23 AM (XAFOu) 352
"Then again, I seem to have rather odd tastes in women. "
I don't think she's a hog either. Just between you and me. But, you don't want anybody seeing this, so. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2015 12:23 AM (OJ+SF) Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 25, 2015 12:23 AM (dvuhZ) 354
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As a matter of fact, yes... I know it's not important in the grand scheme of things, but the fact that I have three ladies taking an interest in me, when not too long ago I would have though it impossible to be liked by just one...well, it does make a guy feel good. It also brings up a set of problems I've never had before, such as...how'm I gonna pay for all these dinner dates? Posted by: Captain Whitebread, trapped in a Dad bod at August 25, 2015 12:23 AM (rJUlF) 355
romani ite domum
Posted by: grammatically-fastidious rebel at August 25, 2015 12:24 AM (DWeHF) Posted by: Vendette at August 25, 2015 12:24 AM (TEpA2) 357
Mitt vs the Donald: The battle of the billionaires.
AAAAaaaaand it's over! Trump insulted Mitt's previous run and Mitt apologized. Posted by: Daybrother at August 25, 2015 12:24 AM (isqq+) Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 25, 2015 12:24 AM (oFCZn) 359
French Broad, NC Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2015 12:24 AM (9mTYi) 360
Posted by: rhomboid at August 25, 2015 12:17 AM (QDnY+)
Jeb's $$ comes from Wall Street. Certainly not from people like you and me. They are seeing that Jeb is a loser and they don't like backing a loser. They are getting sketchy about their support for him, so I think Jeb realizes that his $$ source is drying up. As for the Mittster... I can't imagine. I don't think he has a prayer. He's a two-time loser, once to McCain and once to Obama. Even the Party Elites should be wary of nominating him again (and it's rare to be nominated twice, isn't Nixon the last to do so and it was rare then). He's also way too nice. He was too nice last time, but now we REALLY need a mean SOB for the job. Posted by: Aslan's Girl at August 25, 2015 12:24 AM (xetep) 361
Congrats on passing Psychology 101.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 25, 2015 12:22 AM (oKE6c) Well, my ex-wife DID like to call me Captain Oblivious. Said I could never tell when women were flirting with me. Maybe I got better. Posted by: Captain Whitebread, trapped in a Dad bod at August 25, 2015 12:25 AM (rJUlF) 362
From the Roger Moore era it may be the best. Always like "Live and Let Die" for some reason.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2015 12:07 AM (OJ+SF) What's not to love? Yaphet Kotto chewing up the scenery Sheriff J.W. Pepper Geoffery Holder Rosie Carver Quarrells Jr. And an oh so bunkworthy Jane Seymour as Solitaire. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka Mr,Caniac at August 25, 2015 12:25 AM (Z7G74) Posted by: Bawney Fwank at August 25, 2015 12:25 AM (JCWve) 364
We have a Lickinghole Road at an Airpark near here.
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 25, 2015 12:25 AM (OO77h) 365
Oh, and because of Jeb's numbers being so very low, there are rumors now that Mitt "Mittens" Romney is reconsidering running and wants to bailout the Elite Establishment. Isn't that special?!
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at August 25, 2015 12:13 AM (xetep) *** I read that to mean he is saving it for the general rather than the primary. Laughable on its face and at its core, but there you have it. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 25, 2015 12:25 AM (CX45H) 366
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 25, 2015 12:17 AM (oFCZn)
You noticed, too. Trump's grinning like the Cheshire Cat or the cat who ate the canary. He knows something that the Establishment doesn't know he knows. He's a few steps ahead of them and their nefarious plot. Posted by: Aslan's Girl at August 25, 2015 12:26 AM (xetep) 367
>>>A good friend said that women are only interested in you when you're either already taken or you just don't care. Danged if he seems to be right...
He's dead on accurate. When I put on my wedding ring damn near 8 years ago it was like a frigging bat signal. Posted by: DC in River City at August 25, 2015 12:26 AM (itIXC) 368
Nope. Lightning produces NOx (x = 1,2) which produces nitrous and nitric acid, i.e., fixes nitrogen gas into forms that plants can use. Bacteria reduce nitrogen oxides to ammonia, which is then incorporated into amino acids. The first half of the nitrogen cycle, bitchez!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 24, 2015 11:58 PM (oKE6c) A little mood music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT516h7QwA4 Posted by: Ride the Hat at August 25, 2015 12:26 AM (0TXlm) 369
DO NOT SHOW UP EARLY.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 25, 2015 12:24 AM (oFCZn) No worries. I'm late for most things, even with the best of intentions. I'll probably be late for my last tango with Mr. Reaper. Posted by: Captain Whitebread, trapped in a Dad bod at August 25, 2015 12:26 AM (rJUlF) 370
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 25, 2015 12:18 AM (ntObR)
Chelsea does look like Webb Hubbel. Bless her heart. She's as nasty as her mother, so too bad/so sad. Posted by: Aslan's Girl at August 25, 2015 12:27 AM (xetep) 371
And remember...trying to chew a piece of Stride Sour Patch Gum with no teeth is now way to go through life son.
Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?!? Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at August 25, 2015 12:27 AM (qOsoH) 372
Jeb's $$ comes from Wall Street. Certainly not from people like you and me. They are seeing that Jeb is a loser and they don't like backing a loser. They are getting sketchy about their support for him, so I think Jeb realizes that his $$ source is drying up. They're probably trying to decide on whether to go with Rubio, Jeb 2.0 with 100% more Hispanic authenticity, or High Priest of the Church of Government John Kasich. Posted by: buzzion at August 25, 2015 12:27 AM (zt+N6) 373
Apologize, because even though it wasn't your fault you should.
Yes, dear. [Must not roll eyes.] Posted by: andycanuck at August 25, 2015 12:27 AM (pgzyN) 374
No presumption of innocence in French courts? Sounds wrong. There is that in other civil (napoleonic) courts world-wide, AFAIK.
Is that right? I thought that the essence of the Napoleonic Code was in essence presumption of guilt that could be rebutted by the accused. (I'm talking about criminal courts: in civil courts innocence/guilt is of course not a factor.) Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 25, 2015 12:27 AM (oKE6c) Posted by: Captain Whitebread, trapped in a Dad bod at August 25, 2015 12:27 AM (rJUlF) 376
Bearing Arms sucks ass on mobile. It is literally unreadable. Also, Bob Owens' 24/7 copologetics is getting really really old.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 25, 2015 12:22 AM (mx5oN) Sounds like you might need to find another gun website. There are plenty out there. Posted by: cm9000 at August 25, 2015 12:27 AM (8zCR+) 377
On Drudge: Lois Lerner had another personal email account, "Toby Miles", through which she conducted IRS business on the sly.
Does no one ever get punished anymore? Posted by: Lizzy at August 25, 2015 12:27 AM (NOIQH) 378
He's dead on accurate. When I put on my wedding ring damn near 8 years ago it was like a frigging bat signal.
-- I had the same (well genders reversed) thing happen as soon as I got engaged. Some guys really "out of my league," too. (As defined by college dating standards; not the important ones.) Interesting. Posted by: Y-not at August 25, 2015 12:28 AM (RWGcK) 379
You noticed, too. Trump's grinning like the Cheshire Cat or the cat who ate the canary. He knows something that the Establishment doesn't know he knows. He's a few steps ahead of them and their nefarious plot.
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at August 25, 2015 12:26 AM (xetep) Sounds like a disqualifying trait for a chief executive, who's apparently supposed to find out WTF's going on from CNN. Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 25, 2015 12:28 AM (oKE6c) 380
G'Night, folks.
Posted by: andycanuck at August 25, 2015 12:28 AM (pgzyN) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 25, 2015 12:29 AM (fgSDS) 382
French Lick, IN
Posted by: Larry Bird at August 25, 2015 12:29 AM (JCWve) 383
Night MH
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2015 12:29 AM (9mTYi) 384
No worries. I'm late for most things, even with the
best of intentions. I'll probably be late for my last tango with Mr. Reaper. Posted by: Captain Whitebread, trapped in a Dad bod at August 25, 2015 12:26 AM (rJUlF) I understand completely. Posted by: Vendette at August 25, 2015 12:30 AM (TEpA2) 385
328 Did this Kreb chick not have a good, bicycle-seat ass then?
Posted by: andycanuck at August 25, 2015 12:19 AM (pgzyN) Let's just say that the dismount was more of a Jaws of Life extrication thing. Posted by: ObjectionSustained at August 25, 2015 12:30 AM (+AaKx) 386
Speaking of First Daughters though. Sat about ten 8 feet at the bar with Jenna and Barbara while W was in office. Pretty sure they were underage at the time but the bar was empty and they had really a inconspicuous detail (inside. Outside they had DC cops flashing lights.). The bar was empty as hell so it was nice.
Posted by: RWC - TEAM ANTI-TWANLOC at August 25, 2015 12:30 AM (XAFOu) 387
There's word that this fall's *new* Bond flick, SPECTRE, will actually turn out to be a remake of "On Her Majesty's Secret Service." One interesting coincidence: if you look at the teaser poster of SPECTRE, the pic of the bullets... is the exact same pattern of windshield bullets you see at the very end of OHMSS from 1969.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 25, 2015 12:14 AM My inner Bond villain wants to hold the world hostage with a space based hyper death ray to stop it being made... and to obtain a bevy of hot chicks. Posted by: otho at August 25, 2015 12:30 AM (d8udV) 388
"What's not to love? "
The guy could deliver great lines and be a pill. Yet they seemed to cheese it up for him. Never knew why. LALD was his least cheesy, along tithe AVTAK, and he was more than okay. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2015 12:30 AM (OJ+SF) 389
350 I know I'm in the minority here, but I don't think Chelsea is all that ugly.
I agree with you. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2015 12:23 AM (OSs/l) Me too. My kind of filly, in fact. Posted by: Mr. Ed at August 25, 2015 12:31 AM (oKE6c) 390
Eight to ten.
Posted by: RWC - TEAM ANTI-TWANLOC at August 25, 2015 12:31 AM (XAFOu) 391
>>>On Drudge: Lois Lerner had another personal email account, "Toby Miles", through which she conducted IRS business on the sly.
Does no one ever get punished anymore? Posted by: Lizzy at August 25, 2015 12:27 AM (NOIQH)<<< With a little peanut butter, I could get the info out of her. Posted by: Toby the Beagle at August 25, 2015 12:31 AM (JCWve) 392
http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/
Is the best firearms blog for general info and news. Apolitical as a pro-gun blog can be in this day and age. Daybrother says check it out. Posted by: Daybrother at August 25, 2015 12:31 AM (isqq+) 393
318---I know I'm in the minority here, but I don't think Chelsea is all that ugly.
Then again, I seem to have rather odd tastes in women. Posted by: rickl at August 25, 2015 12:17 AM (sdi6R) --------------- She would be butt ugly if she scowled a lot. But she doesn't. She smiles --- and that makes her more attractive. Posted by: Margarita who wishes she drank more at August 25, 2015 12:31 AM (cN9Sk) 394
Apologize, because even though it wasn't your fault you should.
Yes, dear. [Must not roll eyes.] Posted by: andycanuck at August 25, 2015 12:27 AM (pgzyN) Is Mrsandycanuck a Leafs fan? Posted by: Vendette at August 25, 2015 12:31 AM (TEpA2) 395
377 On Drudge: Lois Lerner had another personal email account, "Toby Miles", through which she conducted IRS business on the sly.
Does no one ever get punished anymore? Posted by: Lizzy at August 25, 2015 12:27 AM (NOIQH) I was wondering when that would come up. That was what they were doing at the EPA too. Posted by: buzzion at August 25, 2015 12:31 AM (zt+N6) 396
A little mood music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT516h7QwA4 Whippersnappers, bah! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wbx6gULYNbc Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at August 25, 2015 12:32 AM (qOsoH) 397
228 Moo/HUCK is consistently one of the most positive and productive commenters here. Even when I disagree with him wholeheartedly (which is more than seldom) he is unfailingly civil and polite. Umnfortunately he is the current Emmanuel Goldstein here (jimi ray etc... left). All the wannabes who wish to show that they're in the in crowd are so busy talking endless shit about him that you'll notice most of them never say a damn thing that has any real value or creates any insight. Many of them you'll notice never post ANYTHING that isn't talking shit about or creating a needless conflict with someone. This has the fortuitous effect of allowing the blog assholes to self-identify by thinking they're cool demonstrating to the clique that they don't like him either. Ace has called this behavior "tribal signaling" and spoke out against it, but that doesn't seem to faze people whose main contribution to the discourse here seems to be the talking of shit behind the back of absent people. The real contributors, the backbone of this place, seem to have in common no interest in this sort of activity. They're too busy making genuine contributions and honoring the host's clearly-expressed wishes. I'm sure you could already identify a few of that sort here and recognize that their comments are the ones you really look forward to reading when you come here. I applaud your bravery and integrity and so do a bunch of others who will never say it to you. Posted by: MAx at August 25, 2015 12:32 AM (LAliD) 398
350 I know I'm in the minority here, but I don't think Chelsea is all that ugly.
I agree with you. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2015 12:23 AM (OSs/l) She looks fine to me. Posted by: Stevie Wonder at August 25, 2015 12:33 AM (oKE6c) 399
C'mon, who from time to time hasn't found an AK-47
lying around under a bush? I'm pissed at whoever keeps leaving them there, as I'm tired of stubbing my toe on the damned things. Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 25, 2015 12:20 AM (oKE6c) LOL. Isn't it funny how the jihadi "found" his gun and the illegal who murdered Kate Steinle "found" his, too? Odd coinkydink.If Mr. Jihadi was only going to rob people, then why, when he "found" his AK47, didn't he sell it and all the ammo and the sidearm and the boxcutter? That would've fed him for some time, I'd imagine. Posted by: Aslan's Girl at August 25, 2015 12:33 AM (xetep) 400
OK, 'rons and 'ettes, time to catch some Z's so I can hit the track again in the morning.
God bless. Posted by: Captain Whitebread, trapped in a Dad bod at August 25, 2015 12:33 AM (rJUlF) 401
I guess my favorite Roger Moore era Bond flick was For Your Eyes Only. Might be because I spent a week on the Island of Corfu (Greece) so saw a lot of where that movie was shot. The Spy Who Loved Me was pretty awesome too. The opening alone was great. Plus, Mrs. Ringo Starr. He may be disrespected compared to the rest of The Beatles but he married a super hot Bond girl. Still married to her I believe.
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 25, 2015 12:33 AM (gFUz8) 402
I fully intend on torturing Princess by making every day of her teenage life a game of How Embarrassing Can Daddy Be Today?
Answer: more than the day before. If you're still around, here's a tip on how to do it. When your daughter isn't home on time, get in the car and go looking for her. Worked for my dad. Posted by: nerdygirl at August 25, 2015 12:33 AM (kGrwF) 403
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 25, 2015 12:20 AM (dvuhZ)
Trump recently has gone after Mitt. Calling him, get this, "a loser". Whodathunk Trump would call him that, huh? Posted by: Aslan's Girl at August 25, 2015 12:34 AM (xetep) 404
She would be butt ugly if she scowled a lot.
But she doesn't. She smiles --- and that makes her more attractive. Posted by: Margarita who wishes she drank more at August 25, 2015 12:31 AM (cN9Sk) In a blackout she'd look great. Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 25, 2015 12:34 AM (oKE6c) 405
Will anyone be punished?
Not if they were doing the Obama administration bidding. For a couple of days in the Spring I had a whiteboard sign out on my lawn, "The Obama administration-. where accountability goes to die." Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2015 12:34 AM (OSs/l) 406
376 Bearing Arms sucks ass on mobile. It is literally unreadable. Also, Bob Owens' 24/7 copologetics is getting really really old.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 25, 2015 12:22 AM (mx5oN) Sounds like you might need to find another gun website. There are plenty out there. Posted by: cm9000 at August 25, 2015 12:27 AM (8zCR+) I don't bother with him anymore. I only brought it up because the link about Chuck E Cheese went to his site, unbeknownst to me. I also won't follow links to Daily Caller, which has become an ad and script site with a light sprinkling of content. Posted by: Insomniac at August 25, 2015 12:34 AM (mx5oN) 407
I applaud your bravery and integrity and so do a bunch of others who will never say it to you.
Posted by: MAx at August 25, 2015 12:32 AM (LAliD) Waiting for Superman.... Posted by: Daughtry at August 25, 2015 12:35 AM (TEpA2) 408
400 C'mon, who from time to time hasn't found an AK-47
lying around under a bush? I'm pissed at whoever keeps leaving them there, as I'm tired of stubbing my toe on the damned things. Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 25, 2015 12:20 AM (oKE6c) LOL. Isn't it funny how the jihadi "found" his gun and the illegal who murdered Kate Steinle "found" his, too? Odd coinkydink.If Mr. Jihadi was only going to rob people, then why, when he "found" his AK47, didn't he sell it and all the ammo and the sidearm and the boxcutter? That would've fed him for some time, I'd imagine. Posted by: Aslan's Girl at August 25, 2015 12:33 AM (xetep) Crap.... ya mean we gotta figure out ANOTHER way to give guns to bad guys? Posted by: Guy who thought up Fast and Furious at August 25, 2015 12:35 AM (qh617) 409
368 That's interesting. When you have high combustion temperatures the NOx that is created is NO3 and NO4 and they're incredibly harmful pollutants that a horrible emissions control system was installed to reduce (EGR). Why is that??? Posted by: MAx at August 25, 2015 12:35 AM (LAliD) 410
" Bob Owens' 24/7 copologetics is getting really really old."
He was never good. I remember back in the day, before anyone had ever heard of him, he went off on a tangent about how some homeowner who chased down a burglar he caught in the act with his rifle and pinned him in the street with his rifle (no shots) should be thrown in prison. I remember leaving a rather angry comment at his little blog to the effect of what the fuck was the point of agitating for the Second Amendment to keep and bear arms if no one is allowed to use them to defend their homes against criminal intrusion? Never went back, don't listen to him now. Posted by: Oh who cares at August 25, 2015 12:36 AM (8nJ78) 411
I imagine Schumer is going to introduce legislation in the Senate to stop the "City Park Loophole".
Posted by: Daybrother at August 25, 2015 12:36 AM (isqq+) 412
367 >>>A good friend said that women are only interested in you when you're either already taken or you just don't care. Danged if he seems to be right...
He's dead on accurate. When I put on my wedding ring damn near 8 years ago it was like a frigging bat signal. Posted by: DC in River City at August 25, 2015 12:26 AM (itIXC) Somebody said recently that it signifies that at least you're not a serial killer. I wouldn't know, though. Every woman on Earth thinks I'm a serial killer, apparently. Posted by: rickl at August 25, 2015 12:36 AM (sdi6R) 413
It also brings up a set of problems I've never had before, such as...how'm I gonna pay for all these dinner dates?
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, trapped in a Dad bod at August 25, 2015 12:23 AM (rJUlF) They asked you, but you're going to pay? You ARE a catch! Congrats, btw Posted by: Aslan's Girl at August 25, 2015 12:36 AM (xetep) 414
Regarding teenage girls...
I lucked out. I was spared the agony of being around teenage girls (who happened to be mine) for the most part by the much more palatable ordeal of going to war. Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 25, 2015 12:37 AM (zyIlW) 415
LOL. Isn't it funny how the jihadi "found" his gun and the illegal who murdered Kate Steinle "found" his, too? Odd coinkydink.If Mr. Jihadi was only going to rob people, then why, when he "found" his AK47, didn't he sell it and all the ammo and the sidearm and the boxcutter? That would've fed him for some time, I'd imagine.
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at August 25, 2015 12:33 AM (xetep) Yep. It's just like homegrown dumbasses who claim that "some guy" on the street just gave them some valuable property that, zoot alors!, turned out to be stolen. Who hasn't had some total stranger approach him on the street and hand him something valuable? Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 25, 2015 12:37 AM (oKE6c) 416
392 http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/
Is the best firearms blog for general info and news. Apolitical as a pro-gun blog can be in this day and age. Daybrother says check it out. Posted by: Daybrother at August 25, 2015 12:31 AM (isqq+) Will do. Thanks! Posted by: Insomniac at August 25, 2015 12:37 AM (mx5oN) 417
>>>C'mon, who from time to time hasn't found an AK-47
lying around under a bush? I'm pissed at whoever keeps leaving them there, as I'm tired of stubbing my toe on the damned things. Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 25, 2015 12:20 AM (oKE6c) LOL. Isn't it funny how the jihadi "found" his gun and the illegal who murdered Kate Steinle "found" his, too? Odd coinkydink.If Mr. Jihadi was only going to rob people, then why, when he "found" his AK47, didn't he sell it and all the ammo and the sidearm and the boxcutter? That would've fed him for some time, I'd imagine. Posted by: Aslan's Girl at August 25, 2015 12:33 AM (xetep) <<< I'm always finding them in the lakes popular with canoers. Posted by: some guy who likes diving in lakes at August 25, 2015 12:37 AM (JCWve) 418
Hey, where all da white wimmen at?
Any by 'wimmen', I don't mean a dickless man like Bruce Jenner. Posted by: Sheriff Bart at August 25, 2015 12:38 AM (oZr5y) 419
Posted by: MAx at August 25, 2015 12:32 AM (LAliD)
Sorry. I disagree. I'm very civil and don't say shit the majority of the time but Moo Moo is just a contrarian. Whatever the subject. Even if he doesn't believe it he'll just throw it out there. Actually, that may be incorrect. Maybe he believes in all of it. Posted by: RWC - TEAM ANTI-TWANLOC at August 25, 2015 12:38 AM (XAFOu) 420
"C'mon, who from time to time hasn't found an AK-47
lying around under a bush? I'm pissed at whoever keeps leaving them there, as I'm tired of stubbing my toe on the damned things. " Sure, they only cost a couple thousand bucks in Europe. You get tired of carrying it. Lay it down at the park bench. Decide a sandwich is good. Walk off and forget about for some 1st Grader or Jihadi to stumble into. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2015 12:39 AM (OJ+SF) 421
Near Graytown, Ohio is Lickert-Harder Road. You never forget it.
Of course rainwater is better on the lawn than tapwater. It's cheaper. Alberta Oil, that thermal mass will be on your side once you cool it off. I know you know that; just try to keep it in mind until the suffering stops. My house is masonry, originally marginally insulated on the inside. I put a coating of insulation inside new sheathing on the outside, and cut the heat/cool bill in half. Recently due to a "fusebox" (if you can remember those) I had to go a few days, the only muggy days so far this year, without my hi-v central AC. So I hauled out the antique Chrysler Airtemp casement unit, and its 7500 BTU's cooled a 3600 sq foot house, eventually. Took about a day and a half to catch up, though. In re JEB Stuart High School, there was an obituary I almost mentioned in regard to another issue. A black gentleman passed on hereabouts, a mechanic, pretty well thought of, native Alabamian. His given name was Stonewall. Just imagine that. Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 25, 2015 12:39 AM (xq1UY) 422
Then again, I seem to have rather odd tastes in women.
Posted by: rickl at August 25, 2015 12:17 AM (sdi6R) Truth be told I don't think she is either. She can look pretty good when she's put together. Now back in the day when she went through that awkward puberty phase was pretty painful, but it often is. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 25, 2015 12:19 AM (oFCZn) Chelsea looks better since she got the chin job. There is no hope for poor lil Amy Carter. She got all the unfortunate genes from a gene pool swimming in unfortunate genes. Captain, I am so happy to hear that you're doing so well! Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 25, 2015 12:39 AM (in4mh) 423
Hey, where all da white wimmen at?
Any by 'wimmen', I don't mean a dickless man like Bruce Jenner. Upscale bars looking for football players. Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 25, 2015 12:39 AM (YJmuy) 424
OK, question for the horde.
Who and how much do you pay when you're having a professional out of state move done? Also, WHEN do you tip? Packers (this is a two-day job; today's crew consisted of two guy for 4 hrs) Loader (I don't know if these will be the same guys) Driver Unloaders (who are usually a local crew the driver hires at the other end) Any experience from the horde would be helpful. Thx. Posted by: Y-not at August 25, 2015 12:39 AM (RWGcK) 425
Moo/HUCK is consistently one of the most positive and productive commenters here.
You're either high or incredibly stupid. Based on your posting history, I'll go with option 2. Posted by: Hector is a big fan of Moo Moo too at August 25, 2015 12:39 AM (DWeHF) 426
Heya Tammy!
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 25, 2015 12:40 AM (zyIlW) 427
424 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?
Any by 'wimmen', I don't mean a dickless man like Bruce Jenner. Upscale bars looking for football players. Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 25, 2015 12:39 AM (YJmuy) Gotta get past the fall guy though Posted by: Chris Carter at August 25, 2015 12:40 AM (zt+N6) 428
Apologize, because even though it wasn't your fault you should.
Posted by: Vendette at August 25, 2015 12:24 AM (TEpA2) **** "I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you?" A giant dose of GFY goes with that one. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 25, 2015 12:40 AM (CX45H) 429
>>Odd coinkydink.If Mr. Jihadi was only going to rob people...
Yes, and he was in the first class train car. And he had been on the watch list for traveling between France, Belgium, Spain, and Syria over the past two years. Why bother disputing individual lies, it's all taqiyya bullshit. Posted by: Lizzy at August 25, 2015 12:40 AM (NOIQH) Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 25, 2015 12:40 AM (zyIlW) 431
Craps, looks at time. Hasta, muchachos.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2015 12:40 AM (OJ+SF) 432
Jay, "civil court" is often used as the term for napoleonic courts, as opposed to those based on English common law or the US system with jury trials. It encompasses criminal proceedings as well. The civil court system I am very familiar with had presumption of innocence, and I think that was the norm. Pretty shocking and shameful that I don't know this for sure - as I think I once did. Guess I should go look it up. Posted by: rhomboid at August 25, 2015 12:40 AM (QDnY+) 433
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$20 says one of the Obama girls gets caught in sexting scandal with a professional football or basketball player while in college. Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 24, 2015 11:25 PM (kqGWM) or gets knocked up and doesnt want an abortion Posted by: jimmytheclaw at August 25, 2015 12:41 AM (X6EXy) 434
" thought that the essence of the Napoleonic Code was in essence presumption of guilt that could be rebutted by the accused."
Prosecutor and judge work as a team. Judge is in charge of the investigation. If an honest judge, this utterly prevents police/prosecutorial collusion of the kinds we have here. If not, you're fucked. Posted by: Oh who cares at August 25, 2015 12:41 AM (8nJ78) 435
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Mitt vs the Donald: The battle of the billionaires. AAAAaaaaand it's over! Trump insulted Mitt's previous run and Mitt apologized. Posted by: Daybrother at August 25, 2015 12:24 AM (isqq+) LOL, but remember: Mitt is not a billionaire. He's worth $234 Mil, iirc. Just the other day, Chuck Todd mentioned that "Mitt was rich" in passing to Trump, and Trump interrupted and said "Mitt's NOT rich." LOL! This convo took place on Trump's private jet, of course. Posted by: Aslan's Girl at August 25, 2015 12:41 AM (xetep) 436
415 Regarding teenage girls...
I lucked out. I was spared the agony of being around teenage girls (who happened to be mine) for the most part by the much more palatable ordeal of going to war. Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 25, 2015 12:37 AM (zyIlW) Soooo close to making a joke until I realized.. 1. SMFH 2. Your girls 3. You were in the sandbox. Don't think that would have ended well for me. Posted by: RWC - TEAM ANTI-TWANLOC at August 25, 2015 12:41 AM (XAFOu) 437
>>>I wouldn't know, though. Every woman on Earth thinks I'm a serial killer, apparently.
Well you probably need a better pick up line than "you would look great in my freezer" Just sayin'. Posted by: DC in River City at August 25, 2015 12:41 AM (itIXC) Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 25, 2015 12:42 AM (YJmuy) Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 25, 2015 12:42 AM (zyIlW) 440
Well you probably need a better pick up line than "you would look great in my freezer"
Just sayin'. Posted by: DC in River City at August 25, 2015 12:41 AM (itIXC) "Hey have you heard that Diet Coke commercial with the song Lyric 'You're so cute I wanna wear you like a suit?'" Posted by: buzzion at August 25, 2015 12:42 AM (zt+N6) 441
"I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you?"
A giant dose of GFY goes with that one. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 25, 2015 12:40 AM (CX45H) And you know I didn't mean it personally. Posted by: Daughtry at August 25, 2015 12:43 AM (TEpA2) 442
Removes sock.
Posted by: Vendette at August 25, 2015 12:43 AM (TEpA2) 443
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 25, 2015 12:37 AM (zyIlW)
LOl. I'm inclined to think it would just be a good idea to lock kids in the closet from about 13 till about 23 when they hopefully get a job and move out. However, I have to say that- for the most part- my son who is frequently a challenge because of the Asbergers on top of being a teen, has gotten much better since he's been pracicing for Cross County. Perhaps the running has improved his mood by boosting his seratonin level, or something Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2015 12:43 AM (OSs/l) 444
Yeah, like I said above, Jihad Jockey is having a little fun according to some ex-spurts. He likely did "find" the AK and the magazines, maybe even really under a bush in a park somewhere close to where he boarded the train.
Said bush and park where a dead drop point, where the guns and ammo were placed by some terror cell. He couldn't have likely traveled all over the place with 'em. THey hope the French police can beat enough out of him to get a line on that cell. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 25, 2015 12:43 AM (dvuhZ) 445
Night RK
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2015 12:44 AM (9mTYi) 446
420 See that's a perfect example of how we SHOULD act when we disagree... hell we don't have to be enemies about it... ...and now that I've heard your disagreement I'll pay closer attention myself to see if maybe your evaluation is better than mine. I wouldn't be surprised. Thanks Posted by: MAx at August 25, 2015 12:44 AM (LAliD) Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 25, 2015 12:44 AM (in4mh) 448
Singing the praises of Mr. Doo Doo. Sombody is in the bath salts.
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 25, 2015 12:45 AM (OO77h) 449
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368 That's interesting. When you have high combustion temperatures the NOx that is created is NO3 and NO4 and they're incredibly harmful pollutants that a horrible emissions control system was installed to reduce (EGR). Why is that??? Posted by: MAx at August 25, 2015 12:35 AM (LAliD) Nope. No NO3 or NO4, which don't exist. The nitrogen oxides are NO and NO2, which react with water to produce HNO2 and HNO3 (nitrous and nitric acids, respectively). The NOx compounds ARE nasty, but the difference is that those produced in lightning strikes are presumably converted to the acids by the rain accompanying the thunderstorm that produced the lightning. NOx compounds produced by autos, OTOH, are generally produced in the absence of rain (and probably in substantially greater quantities) and just go into the atmosphere in, e.g., LA and Denver, and produce smog. So EGR is probably worthwhile, IMO. In any case, there's nothing we can do about lightning strikes anyway. Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 25, 2015 12:45 AM (oKE6c) Posted by: DC in River City at August 25, 2015 12:45 AM (itIXC) Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 25, 2015 12:45 AM (zyIlW) 452
Heh, Trump's wealth vs. Mitt's as discussed by Chuck Todd. Trump does like to remind us he's rich.
Funny, the MSM never mentions the wealth of people like Hill and Bill. At least Trump and Mitt earned their money outside of public office. Posted by: Lizzy at August 25, 2015 12:45 AM (NOIQH) 453
I wouldn't know, though. Every woman on Earth thinks I'm a serial killer, apparently.
------------- STOP wearing those Charlie Manson T-shirts. They give off a bad vibe. 8-) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2015 12:46 AM (9mTYi) 454
Posted by: MAx at August 25, 2015 12:32 AM (LAliD)
What the hell have you been smoking? He's a supercilious horse's ass, admitted liar and cheat, just luuuurves him some abortion, and shits on the other commenters on a daily basis. We don't like him because he's vile and an asshole. Posted by: Insomniac at August 25, 2015 12:46 AM (mx5oN) 455
Somebody said recently that it signifies that at least you're not a serial killer. I wouldn't know, though. Every woman on Earth thinks I'm a serial killer, apparently.
Posted by: rickl at August 25, 2015 12:36 AM You gotta embrace it. Chicks want you to be yourself and they dig the bad boys. Posted by: otho at August 25, 2015 12:46 AM (d8udV) 456
441 *Grins at RWC*
Believe it or not, I don't offend easily. I love a good joke. Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 25, 2015 12:42 AM (zyIlW) If you were offended easily you'd be at Hot Air But sometime I might go Rafi and think it's funny. (Not really, I have a bit more self control than that.) Posted by: RWC - TEAM ANTI-TWANLOC at August 25, 2015 12:47 AM (XAFOu) Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 25, 2015 12:47 AM (zyIlW) 458
The civil court system I am very familiar with had presumption of innocence, and I think that was the norm.
Pretty shocking and shameful that I don't know this for sure - as I think I once did. Guess I should go look it up. Posted by: rhomboid at August 25, 2015 12:40 AM (QDnY+) Well, you're way ahead of me. I'm just talking out of my ass. First time for everything. Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 25, 2015 12:47 AM (oKE6c) 459
I can see Trump trolling Mitt on being poor, maybe offering to help get back on his feet, such a nice guy The Donald is with his charities for the poor.
Does Mitt have access to a private plane? Trump could go on about how embarrassing Mitt's plane is, poor guy down on his luck can't do any better than that. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 25, 2015 12:47 AM (dvuhZ) 460
I think French Courts have a 'Reconciliation' rather than an 'Oppositional' system.
Everybody's point of view contributes to "the story" so you saying, 'that's not what happened' is discounted more by 2 other people saying, 'yes it did', than say, physical or forensic evidence ... But all of this came from Talking Heads during the Princess Di tragedy and why, for example they didn't transport her immediately to the hospital or have EMTs start first aid, before say, the police could investigate what happened ... Posted by: Adriane the Legal Critic ... at August 25, 2015 12:47 AM (qOsoH) 461
426 Come forward little bee and don't hide behind a sock so everyone can see who's deliberately defying the clearly expressed wishes of our blog host. Besides, I forbid you to talk to your father that way. Posted by: MAx at August 25, 2015 12:47 AM (LAliD) 462
>>>441 *Grins at RWC*
Believe it or not, I don't offend easily. I love a good joke. This is what is commonly known as an ambush. Only two options: see it early or assault through it. Choose wisely, my friend. Posted by: DC in River City at August 25, 2015 12:48 AM (itIXC) 463
Watched the remake of The Mechanic the other night. Not nearly as good as the original. The late great Charles Bronson and the "wait, he's still alive" Jan Michael Vincent were much more interesting than Jason Statham and Ben Foster. I have nothing against them. Statham's movie The Bank Job is really good. The movie was just meh.
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 25, 2015 12:48 AM (gFUz8) 464
I'd say rainwater has no minerals, and maybe the grass likes that soft water. I know my skin and hair like it.
And of course the nitrogen. I always learn something here! Night, y'all! Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 25, 2015 12:48 AM (in4mh) 465
454 442,
buzzion, That just sounds all kinds of crazy. Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 25, 2015 12:45 AM (zyIlW) I know. When I realized what they were singing, it was like "Really? That is what you want to sing?" Posted by: buzzion at August 25, 2015 12:48 AM (zt+N6) 466
otho,
Ask Chi how well being yourself worked out for him. And yes, he can be a huge asshole. Then again, so can I. Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 25, 2015 12:49 AM (zyIlW) 467
452 Thanks so much Jay!
Posted by: MAx at August 25, 2015 12:49 AM (LAliD) 468
Somebody said recently that it signifies that at least you're not a serial killer. I wouldn't know, though. Every woman on Earth thinks I'm a serial killer, apparently.
"Serial" implies a level of ambition that a Moron is not completely on board with. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 25, 2015 12:49 AM (oZr5y) 469
I did this for a living for about a year a long long time ago. I was the driver and crew leader.
You tip the unloaders if they don't screw up your stuff when you pay the lead the contract. Driver/Leader too if he unloads. For example I drove a load with a helper about 2100 miles, hired 2 guys and we all unloaded a trailer and a 24ft straight truck in about 4 hours. Client paid the contract and gave me about $420 as a tip. I split it up. Posted by: Daybrother at August 25, 2015 12:50 AM (vI/Pa) 470
460 Insomniac,
Anyone who defends moo moo is not exactly someone I pay much attention to. Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 25, 2015 12:47 AM (zyIlW) Dude's got problems. Posted by: Insomniac at August 25, 2015 12:50 AM (mx5oN) 471
oh who cares, correct - prosecution is part of the court, not a separate entity. Judge or panel of judges are the expert body in place of our lay jury, so rules of evidence are few (even hearsay is weighed). Not a perfect system - but if I were forced to choose, I'd say civil court when I'm innocent, US jury trial when I'm guilty. That would give me the best odds, respectively, of walking free, all things being equal. Posted by: rhomboid at August 25, 2015 12:50 AM (QDnY+) 472
omg,
They actually SANG "you're so cute, I wanna wear you like a suit"??? Thank God I don't have cable TV anymore. Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 25, 2015 12:50 AM (zyIlW) 473
Is there such a thing as a "desultory" murderer? I could get behind that.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 25, 2015 12:50 AM (oZr5y) 474
Wotta Moderator,
Wotta Moderator. AMIRITE!? Posted by: Hop Nosh at August 25, 2015 12:44 AM (HXJmu) On the Moderator!On the Moderator!Ban this hash right now! Posted by: Vendette at August 25, 2015 12:50 AM (TEpA2) 475
458 Somebody said recently that it signifies that at least you're not a serial killer. I wouldn't know, though. Every woman on Earth thinks I'm a serial killer, apparently.
Posted by: rickl at August 25, 2015 12:36 AM You gotta embrace it. Chicks want you to be yourself and they dig the bad boys. Posted by: otho at August 25, 2015 12:46 AM (d8udV) Man.... you oughta see the mail I get... not to mention the women who want conjugal visits... It ain't cause your a serial killer Man.... Posted by: Charles Manson at August 25, 2015 12:50 AM (qh617) 476
375 350
I've never thought Chelsea was ugly, either. Incredibly average, but not ugly. Posted by: Captain Whitebread, trapped in a Dad bod at August 25, 2015 12:27 AM (rJUlF) Back in college after about midnight on Homecoming weekend I would have hit that. Might of even walked her to her friends car afterwards. Would have lost her phone number though. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka Mr,Caniac at August 25, 2015 12:50 AM (Z7G74) 477
Any experience from the horde would be helpful. Thx.
Posted by: Y-not at August 25, 2015 12:39 AM (RWGcK) Sorry. No help here, have always moved stuff myself. Posted by: cm9000 at August 25, 2015 12:51 AM (8zCR+) 478
465 >>>441 *Grins at RWC* Believe it or not, I don't offend easily. I love a good joke. This is what is commonly known as an ambush. Only two options: see it early or assault through it. Choose wisely, my friend. Posted by: DC in River City at August 25, 2015 12:48 AM (itIXC) DC... psstt. What joke did YOU say I should say??? I forgot. Posted by: RWC - TEAM ANTI-TWANLOC at August 25, 2015 12:52 AM (XAFOu) Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 25, 2015 12:53 AM (zyIlW) 480
Calling it quits. Good night, all!
Posted by: Vendette at August 25, 2015 12:54 AM (TEpA2) 481
niters Vendette!
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 25, 2015 12:54 AM (zyIlW) 482
And you know I didn't mean it personally.
Posted by: Daughtry at August 25, 2015 12:43 AM (TEpA2) **** You seem to delight in women with this attitude being a giant pain in the ass. We have done this dance before. Ladies, stop being psychotic and you will be treated better. This ain't exactly rocket science, gals. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 25, 2015 12:55 AM (CX45H) 483
ala WeaselZippers: Ferguson judge just cancelled all arrest warrants from before Dec. 31, 2014. Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere Posted by: MAx at August 25, 2015 12:55 AM (LAliD) 484
473 460 Insomniac,
Anyone who defends moo moo is not exactly someone I pay much attention to. Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 25, 2015 12:47 AM (zyIlW) Dude's got problems. Posted by: Insomniac at August 25, 2015 12:50 AM (mx5oN Moo Moo and Trump 2016! Are the only ones who speak trouth to power here! Posted by: Starflower at August 25, 2015 12:55 AM (XAFOu) 485
What yahoo thing?
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 25, 2015 12:55 AM (zyIlW) 486
>>>A good friend said that women are only
interested in you when you're either already taken or you just don't care. Danged if he seems to be right... He's dead on accurate. When I put on my wedding ring damn near 8 years ago it was like a frigging bat signal. Posted by: DC in River City at August 25, 2015 12:26 AM (itIXC) +++++++++++++++++++++You can't get some unless you are getting some. Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 25, 2015 12:56 AM (NaeCR) 487
>>>psstt.
What joke did YOU say I should say??? [Dikembe Mutombo voice] Ah Ah Ah,not toooday I was born at night, but it wasn't last night. Posted by: DC in River City at August 25, 2015 12:56 AM (itIXC) Posted by: RWC - TEAM ANTI-TWANLOC at August 25, 2015 12:57 AM (XAFOu) 489
ala WeaselZippers: Ferguson judge just cancelled all arrest warrants from before Dec. 31, 2014.
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere Posted by: MAx at August 25, 2015 12:55 AM (LAliD) Did he mention anything about Thunderdome? Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 25, 2015 12:57 AM (oKE6c) 490
MWNP,
I admit. I can get very crazy, very quickly, with little to no warning. Fortunately for Chi, it's the good kind of crazy, not the bunny-in-a-pot crazy. Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 25, 2015 12:58 AM (zyIlW) 491
Lovely getting a second wind 5 hours before you have to get up. Yippe!!!
Posted by: RWC - TEAM ANTI-TWANLOC at August 25, 2015 12:58 AM (XAFOu) Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 25, 2015 12:59 AM (zyIlW) Posted by: Y-not at August 25, 2015 12:59 AM (RWGcK) 494
I just heard on the radio that Justin Wilson was still alive.
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 25, 2015 12:59 AM (OO77h) Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at August 25, 2015 01:01 AM (qOsoH) 496
I just heard on the radio that Justin Wilson was still alive.
-------- No reason to be ashamed to be a Wilson. Posted by: Jed Clampett at August 25, 2015 01:02 AM (vI/Pa) 497
I admit.
I can get very crazy, very quickly, with little to no warning. Fortunately for Chi, it's the good kind of crazy, not the bunny-in-a-pot crazy. Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 25, 2015 12:58 AM (zyIlW) **** Cool, thank you for acknowledging. Now, the big question....Why? Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 25, 2015 01:03 AM (CX45H) 498
Cryptic phrases. Randomly injected.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 25, 2015 01:04 AM (W5DcG) 499
*smiles at MWNP*
Doesn't happen very often, due to the fact that I generally don't like to lose control. But if confronted with something (or someone) so mind-numbingly stupid, I sometimes can't help myself, especially if unable to get away from said dumbassery. Other than that, I'm pretty even-tempered. Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 25, 2015 01:05 AM (zyIlW) 500
472 I did this for a living for about a year a long long time ago. I was the driver and crew leader.
You tip the unloaders if they don't screw up your stuff when you pay the lead the contract. Driver/Leader too if he unloads. --- Thanks! Yeah I try to ascertain who is the crew chief -- at the back end I assume it's the driver. It's not always easy, though, and often it seems as though there's an extra face or two who appear late in the game but don't really seem to do much. I figure we're in for about $160 to the packers (2 days, $40 per guy per day), maybe $100 for the loaders, and then $200 for the driver/unloaders. Plus the hookup guys. I can't remember if they'll be different. Runs into some change. Posted by: Y-not at August 25, 2015 01:05 AM (RWGcK) Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at August 25, 2015 01:06 AM (qOsoH) 502
501 I just heard on the radio that Justin Wilson was still alive.
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 25, 2015 12:59 AM (OO77h) His family will be shocked: http://justinwilson.co.uk/a-statement-from-the-family-of-justin-wilson/ Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka Mr,Caniac at August 25, 2015 01:07 AM (Z7G74) 503
402 I guess my favorite Roger Moore era Bond flick was For Your Eyes Only. Might be because I spent a week on the Island of Corfu (Greece) so saw a lot of where that movie was shot. The Spy Who Loved Me was pretty awesome too. The opening alone was great. Plus, Mrs. Ringo Starr. He may be disrespected compared to the rest of The Beatles but he married a super hot Bond girl. Still married to her I believe.
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 25, 2015 12:33 AM (gFUz Kingsman is practically a love letter to Roger Moore and his era of Bond. Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 25, 2015 01:08 AM (VdICR) 504
Cryptic phrases. Adverbly injected.
Ain't no way I'm doin what they really want me to do. Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at August 25, 2015 01:09 AM (k9qR4) 505
Ok, gonna throw the earbuds in and listen to WWZ Unabridged.
Damn did they screw that movie up Unabridged has 'The Battle of Hope'. Love it. Posted by: RWC - TEAM ANTI-TWANLOC at August 25, 2015 01:09 AM (XAFOu) 506
If the family is saying he died, I'm pretty sure they would be the first to know.
Otherwise, zombies. Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 25, 2015 01:09 AM (zyIlW) 507
watching season 7 of SoA.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 25, 2015 01:09 AM (zyIlW) 508
512: Thats awful. Wilson was a good dude. Very sad.
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 25, 2015 01:10 AM (gFUz8) Posted by: rhomboid at August 25, 2015 01:10 AM (QDnY+) 510
499 lol RWC, I love that, especially before a PT test. Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 25, 2015 12:59 AM (zyIlW) See you in the AM. Granted, office door shut and lots and lots of coffee. 'Night horde. Posted by: RWC - TEAM ANTI-TWANLOC at August 25, 2015 01:11 AM (XAFOu) 511
niters RWC : )
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 25, 2015 01:11 AM (zyIlW) 512
>>>"Hey have you heard that Diet Coke commercial with the song Lyric 'You're so cute I wanna wear you like a suit?'"
Posted by: buzzion at August 25, 2015 12:42 AM (zt+N6)<<< It puts the Diet Coke on it's skin, or else it get's the hose again. Posted by: The Jame Gumb Orchestra at August 25, 2015 01:12 AM (JCWve) 513
Growing up I knew a kid named Brent Crude.
Posted by: cm9000 at August 25, 2015 01:14 AM (8zCR+) 514
Somebody said recently that it signifies that at least you're not a serial killer.
I wouldn't know, though. Every woman on Earth thinks I'm a serial killer, apparently. Posted by: rickl at August 25, 2015 12:36 AM (sdi6R) There is but one true cereal killer... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySXrmvfBNGw Posted by: Tucan Son of Sam at August 25, 2015 01:14 AM (0TXlm) 515
>>>I just heard on the radio that Justin Wilson was still alive.
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 25, 2015 12:59 AM (OO77h)<<< So you're saying there's a chance?! Posted by: zombie Jeff Goldblum at August 25, 2015 01:14 AM (JCWve) 516
Gonna call it a night folks.
Nice to be able to stay a bit late and chat again. Will be doing it again soon. Posted by: qdpsteve at August 25, 2015 01:16 AM (ntObR) 517
Jeff Goldblum is alive.
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 25, 2015 01:16 AM (OO77h) 518
Runs into some change.
Posted by: Y-not ----- Yes it does. I managed a truck leasing company that was connected to a commercial moving company parent. My store was just me and the guy who worked for me and on a few occasions the big boss had a big residential/corporate moving thing and I gave the store to his SIL and did the job. We usually paid the packers (and tipped them ourselves), hired the loaders and unloaders and if all went well, a tip was given to me to do with as I saw fit. I usually just spread it around though I remember one kid who destroyed an ultra expensive multi-thousand dollar inlaid wood conference table by shoving it off the blankets and across the back of the truck. It hit every metal rivet and splinter on its way to the end. The client's company had gone bankrupt though and he didn't even care and waved away my talk about our insurance---we were unloading into a storage facility. Gave me a tip for myself and the crew. But no tip for the kid from me and no repeat work. Posted by: Daybrother at August 25, 2015 01:16 AM (vI/Pa) 519
Is Ayoub el Khazzani Arabic for "Dindu Nuffin"?
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at August 25, 2015 01:18 AM (Kucy5) 520
I think you're talking the right numbers Y-Not but I don't know for sure. I did that back before med school. A different era. Hell, a different century.
Posted by: Daybrother at August 25, 2015 01:19 AM (vI/Pa) 521
What Ads?
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 25, 2015 01:19 AM (OO77h) Posted by: rhomboid at August 25, 2015 01:28 AM (QDnY+) Posted by: Daybrother at August 25, 2015 01:28 AM (vI/Pa) Posted by: MAx at August 25, 2015 01:33 AM (LAliD) 525
Hark! I hear a Mumr-ation.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2015 01:39 AM (aRgrb) 526
Nope, MAx, not you, thinking of somebody else. But I'm not that interested in the cyber shenanigans, and the people who pull them are boring, obviously. Not understanding the mechanics of it that well helps me not get drawn in. Posted by: rhomboid at August 25, 2015 01:41 AM (QDnY+) 527
Hark! I hear a Mumr-ation.
Sorry, I have a little gas tonight. I guess I should have warned you since you're within 50 miles now. Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 25, 2015 01:41 AM (YJmuy) 528
Hey, AOP, what say ye? Those who've been hanging around waiting for a time to nibble in the oil patch - is nibbling time here? Posted by: rhomboid at August 25, 2015 01:42 AM (QDnY+) 529
Sorry, I have a little gas tonight. I guess I should have warned you since you're within 50 miles now.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 25, 2015 01:41 AM (YJmuy) If you want to meet for a beer or coffee, I will be here for a few days. Phoenixgirl has my e-mail and cell number. I am in AJ. We may be having a get-together at a pizza joint in the 'tuke on Wednesday evening. Not finalized yet. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2015 01:46 AM (aRgrb) 530
Hey, AOP, what say ye? Those who've been hanging around waiting for a time to nibble in the oil patch - is nibbling time here?
Posted by: rhomboid at August 25, 2015 01:42 AM (QDnY+) Might be a good time to buy, if stock prices are depressed. Just make sure you buy in to a company that has some cash in the bank; enough to keep a drill or two turning. Nobody's drilling on borrowed money right now. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2015 01:49 AM (aRgrb) 531
I'm sure it's been said already, but . . . I see the Obamas overplanned their vacation, once again.
Posted by: biancaneve at August 25, 2015 01:51 AM (kBiy2) 532
Well, bed time for this Peon. Sleep well, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2015 01:54 AM (aRgrb) 533
Thanks AOP. I'm thinking for fairly long term in any case. Definitely outfits with enough resources to to deal with the situation. Cyclical stocks are what they are, but not all dips are equal, nor are all sectors. Oh - and it's a shame that the commenter with the brief cryptic nonsensical contributions keeps getting zapped. Or maybe it isn't. Can you read this pal? Go play a video game or something (relatively) productive. Posted by: rhomboid at August 25, 2015 01:56 AM (QDnY+) 534
If you want to meet for a beer or coffee, I will be here for a few days.
Phoenixgirl has my e-mail and cell number. I am in AJ. We may be having a get-together at a pizza joint in the 'tuke on Wednesday evening. Not finalized yet. That may just work. You can drop me line in the yahoo group, although I'm not sure if this name shows up there, or if it's an even sillier one. If you're not in the yahoo group, try (literally) anything@traveltrash.33mail.com. It forwards to another account that I check. Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 25, 2015 02:01 AM (YJmuy) Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 25, 2015 02:02 AM (YJmuy) 536
And since it's now as dead in here as the average politician's conscience, I'll say, "G'night everyone."
Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 25, 2015 02:19 AM (YJmuy) 537
And since it's now as dead in here as the average politician's conscience, I'll say, "G'night everyone."
I thought I saw Marley's face !!!!! Posted by: Adriane the Literary Critic ... at August 25, 2015 02:22 AM (qOsoH) Posted by: Gmac - banned at home - #twoweeks at August 25, 2015 02:34 AM (4pjhs) 539
Ok, what the fuck is a "Moff"? And why is he Grand?
Posted by: mojo at August 25, 2015 02:44 AM (OmBeX) 540
Ok, what the fuck is a "Moff"? And why is he Grand?
Posted by: mojo at August 25, 2015 02:44 AM (OmBeX) Let me show you... *unzips* Posted by: Gov. Tarkin at August 25, 2015 02:49 AM (0TXlm) 541
Bah!
Posted by: Scrooge McCthulhu at August 25, 2015 03:25 AM (oLZOB) 542
His moment of glory
Posted by: Jean at August 25, 2015 03:25 AM (ztOda) 543
Oy.
Roses are red, Violets are blue ... So are Smurfs and Robin's Eggs, Just a slightly different hue ... Posted by: Adriane the Art Critic ... at August 25, 2015 03:29 AM (qOsoH) 544
Good night, all ...
Posted by: Adriane the Art Critic ... at August 25, 2015 03:29 AM (qOsoH) 545
Night all.
Here is "Run to the Hills" by Iron Maiden: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geHLdg_VNww Posted by: The Political Hat at August 25, 2015 03:33 AM (0TXlm) 546
Got to get moving
Good morning horde Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2015 03:43 AM (3DY2B) 547
Quiet. quiet Morning. I'm not quite sure this is the ONT I am looking for.
Posted by: ohmybuttz/achin! at August 25, 2015 03:48 AM (y1PKa) 548
One of these days I'll learn to change my smelly socks. Probably not any day soon though.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at August 25, 2015 03:57 AM (y1PKa) 549
Justin Wilson died from injuries.
So very sad. Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2015 04:05 AM (PgorA) 550
547 Quiet. quiet Morning. I'm not quite sure this is the ONT I am looking for.
Posted by: ohmybuttz/achin! at August 25, 2015 03:48 AM (y1PKa) Probably isn't. Pull up a chair. Posted by: cthulhu at August 25, 2015 04:08 AM (oLZOB) 551
cooth!!!
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 25, 2015 04:15 AM (zyIlW) 552
So, my sister and my niece were emailing me in haiku about current familial events, and I responded that haiku were like spam -- if they were looking to be taken seriously, they should employ sestina ..... whereupon my sister said she was going to compose one.
Considering that it's a complete pain-in-the-ass of a verse-form ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sestina ), I'm expecting that she'll bail before actually does one (which is why I mentioned it in the first place). Posted by: cthulhu at August 25, 2015 04:21 AM (oLZOB) Posted by: cthulhu at August 25, 2015 04:22 AM (oLZOB) Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 25, 2015 04:27 AM (zyIlW) 555
It's been kind of a weird day today....I've talked to two different Morons on the phone at times I didn't expect to. Nothing bad, but quite informative, and with good feelings and hope in both cases.
Posted by: cthulhu at August 25, 2015 04:38 AM (oLZOB) 556
554 cooth,
18th to the 25th. Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 25, 2015 04:27 AM (zyIlW) Awesomesauce!!!! Posted by: cthulhu at August 25, 2015 04:44 AM (oLZOB) 557
"He is a good boy. A very good boy. An aspiring rapper, who was turning his life around. "
From sock puppet Howie Carr? Posted by: ADK46er at August 25, 2015 04:54 AM (hm94a) 558
Time to take sister to get a new knee.
Posted by: Ed Anger at August 25, 2015 05:36 AM (RcpcZ) 559
Posted by: cthulhu at August 25, 2015 04:38 AM (oLZOB)
Heh..... I was shocked to discover at the first NYNJMEET that most of the Morons were quite pleasant and interesting people! And...dare I say it...normal. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 25, 2015 05:38 AM (Zu3d9) Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 25, 2015 05:42 AM (zyIlW) 561
None of these graphs bear any good economic news.
From Bloomberg: http://preview.tinyurl.com/o8eurmk My insomnia seems to have kicked in. So have Scrivener open. Posted by: Anna Puma at August 25, 2015 05:43 AM (gPuuk) Posted by: Anna Puma at August 25, 2015 06:08 AM (gPuuk) 563
That pic of Dear Leader's family is precious.
Posted by: Agent J at August 25, 2015 06:09 AM (ueOgE) 564
DOW futures are up 486 points this morning. Treasury must have run the printing presses full speed all night. Posted by: Ed Anger at August 25, 2015 06:12 AM (RcpcZ) Posted by: Anna Puma at August 25, 2015 06:14 AM (gPuuk) 566
Mornin' Anna! Mornin' Hordelings!
*Flies off to work in jetpack, 'cuz it's 2015 and we all have jetpacks* Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 25, 2015 06:25 AM (jR7Wy) 567
Morning All Hail Eris! Don't forget the hover-board!
And Golden Isis has a nice 4 star review now. From WeirdFlunky on Amazon. Posted by: Anna Puma at August 25, 2015 06:30 AM (gPuuk) 568
*Flies off to work in jetpack, 'cuz it's 2015 and we all have jetpacks*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 25, 2015 06:25 AM I'd settle for a flying car. We were told those were happening back in the 1950s! Guess I'll have to make do with my Atomic Car. As soon as I can find the teeny pellet of radioactive material that makes it run. Sheesh, I hope the dog didn't swallow that! * thumbs through old copies of Mechanix Illustrated * Posted by: MrScribbler at August 25, 2015 06:38 AM (SNBrO) 569
Is your Geiger counter properly calibrated for you to follow the dog while it poops?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 25, 2015 06:39 AM (gPuuk) 570
Is your Geiger counter properly calibrated for you to follow the dog while it poops? Posted by: Anna Puma at August 25, 2015 06:39 AM
Nope. I damaged it last time I went out hunting for uranium. Posted by: MrScribbler at August 25, 2015 06:41 AM (SNBrO) 571
" He was commended by French President Francois Hollande for his courage but alas wasn't awarded a Legion of Honor."
Absolutely false, he's gotten it already, in the hospital. Get your facts right and stop acting like a journalist. Posted by: Rollory at August 25, 2015 07:24 AM (z2L/U) 572
The most the servicemembers can be awarded for heroism in a area not designated a combat zone is The Soldier's Medal which ranks above the Bronze Star Medal.
I would be surprised if they aren't that. Posted by: thesgm at August 25, 2015 09:35 AM (T0dFH) Processing 0.08, elapsed 0.0813 seconds. |
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