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Overnight Thread 08/19/2015 - A Little of This, A Little of That Edition [Weirddave]
Bad news kidlets, tonight there is only one ONT, not three. Lets get things started by getting Trump out of the way. Many of y'all have seen this clip from the Iowa State Fair, where Trump gave helicopter rides to children. See candidates? This is how you connect with people (if you're rich and have your own customized Sikorsky S-76B helicopter). One of the kids made the natural connection: A billionaire from Gotham, a groovy hi-tech helicopter....”Are you Batman?” he asked Trump.
Frankly that clip humanized Trump a lot IMO, but we'll leave Trump in his helicopter, along with whatever hi-tech toys he might have in a cave beneath stately Trump Tower, and turn our eyes a little closer to home to talk about Baltimore's Batman.I love stories like these, to me they represent the best of what it means to be an American. One guy, worked his ass off, became successful and now he spends lots of his own money and time to make things better for sick children. Sadly, we lost Batman this past weekend.
Batman’s real, and he mainly hangs out with kids in the hospital Police pulled a man over on Route 29 in Silver Spring recently because of a problem with his plates. This would not ordinarily make international news, but the car was a black Lamborghini, the license plate was the Batman symbol, and the driver was Batman, dressed head-to-toe in his full superhero uniform. ... Batman told officers his real name was not Bruce Wayne but Lenny B. Robinson, and that his real tags were in the car. (He was not ticketed then, but has been before, for a heavy bat foot.)
Batman is a businessman from Baltimore County who visits sick children in hospitals, handing out Batman paraphernalia to up-and-coming superheroes who first need to beat cancer and other wretched diseases.
… ... Batman began visiting Baltimore area hospitals in 2001, sometimes with his now-teenage son playing Robin. Once other hospitals and charities heard about his car and his cape, Batman was put on superhero speed dial for children’s causes around the region. He visits sick kids at least a couple times a month, sometimes more often. He visits schools, too, to talk about bullying. He does not do birthday parties.
Lenny Robinson, 51, known as the “Baltimore Batman,” died after being hit by a car Sunday night.
According to Maryland State Police the Owings Mills resident was struck by a car on Interstate 70 near Hagerstown after his batmobile broke down.
Robinson had been in South Charleston this past weekend, working at Summerfest, according to Bob Anderson, executive director for South Charleston's Conventions and Visitor's Bureau. Robinson had been working at Summerfest for the past three years.
Troopers responded to the scene around 10:30 p.m. and confirmed that a pedestrian was struck by a vehicle and was pronounced dead at the scene. Investigation revealed that Robinson's batmobile had engine trouble and stopped partially in the fast lane.
Police said Robinson was checking the engine while standing in the fast lane of eastbound I-70. A Toyota Camry struck Robinson's car and Robinson causing him fatal injuries. The driver of the Toyota Camry was not injured.
Rest in Peace, Hero.
From SB Nation:
Hailey was born with Poland Syndrome, a rare congenital disease that causes underdevelopment in the pectoral muscle and oftentimes also affects fingers on one side of the body. In Hailey’s case, her right pectoral muscle is completely flat and her right hand is deformed in a way that makes it near impossible for her to grip things, such as a baseball. Fortunately she isn't in much pain at all, according to her mom.Big props to @UNLVEngineering, who designed the robotic hand that allows Hailey to grip. Headline of the Week From the Daily Mail, of course. Japanese boxer, 24, bursts into lawyer's office, cuts off the 42-year-old man's penis with garden shears and flushes the organ down the toilet after discovering wife's affair. Now that the Ashley Madison data has been released, I wonder if we'll see more of this. Speaking of Ashley Madison....
Your Tax Dollars at Work Hackers Post Stolen Information From Ashley Madison Pull quote: “the data file was 35 GB, including an email database of 36 million entries. Of those entries, 15,019 used either a .mil or .gov email address.” On the other hand, that means that only roughly 1 in 2500 AM users had a government email. Maybe our public servants are extra virtuous? a May 2014 inspector general's report on federal employees watching pornography while at work. The report revealed a top-level employee at the Environmental Protection Agency was viewing as many as six hours of pornography a day in his office on his government computer. Maybe not. Penn Jillette on compassion
There are Strange Things Done in the Midnight Sun Move over demonsheep. As crazy as our elections down here can be, we've got nothing on our neighbors to the north. Meet Wyatt Scott.
Who was that mysterious middle-aged bald guy that appeared in like EVERY early ‘80s MTV video?
Your Tax Dollars at Work, Part II A family in public housing makes $498,000 a year. And HUD wants tenants like this to stay.
Tonight's ONT was Made in America... ...and brought to you by a picture of the Baltimore riots that you didn't see in the MSM:
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 19, 2015 10:10 PM (OMXTD)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 19, 2015 10:11 PM (OMXTD)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 19, 2015 10:11 PM (JT11m)
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 19, 2015 10:12 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 19, 2015 10:13 PM (oZr5y)
Rest in peace Batman, you helped many kids in their fight.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2015 10:14 PM (Jwyij)
Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at August 19, 2015 10:14 PM (oZr5y)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 19, 2015 10:15 PM (oZr5y)
Posted by: MAx at August 19, 2015 10:16 PM (LAliD)
And back to the editing. Now at 85% and it seems this is taking far longer than the first 70%.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2015 10:16 PM (Jwyij)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 19, 2015 10:16 PM (JT11m)
Posted by: Eromero at August 19, 2015 10:16 PM (go5uR)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - confesses he was at RedState Gathering at August 19, 2015 10:16 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: MAx at August 19, 2015 10:17 PM (LAliD)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 19, 2015 10:18 PM (JT11m)
Joe Biden with the nuclear football.
*rimshot*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 19, 2015 10:18 PM (oZr5y)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 19, 2015 10:18 PM (DGrkU)
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Impetuous-World-Life-13.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2015 10:18 PM (Jwyij)
Posted by: dartist at August 19, 2015 10:18 PM (ahBY0)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - confesses he was at RedState Gathering at August
And here I was hoping you were going to ask who we pissed off today. Suck it up buttercup
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 19, 2015 10:19 PM (OMXTD)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 19, 2015 10:19 PM (W5DcG)
*rimshot*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 19, 2015 10:18 PM (oZr5y)
I did actually chuckle a bit.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - confesses he was at RedState Gathering at August 19, 2015 10:19 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 19, 2015 10:19 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 19, 2015 10:19 PM (OMXTD)
Alright, alright.
*ahem*
HOOOOORRRRRDEEE!!!!!!
Who did we piss off today?!??!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - confesses he was at RedState Gathering at August 19, 2015 10:20 PM (GEICT)
Evening Horde. I'm in a shitty mood, so someone say something to cheer me up.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - confesses he was at RedState Gathering at August 19, 2015 10:16 PM (GEICT)
Your last name isn't Clinton.
Posted by: Sixkiller at August 19, 2015 10:20 PM (hRytD)
Posted by: Weirddave at August 19, 2015 10:21 PM (WvS3w)
Posted by: Secret Service at August 19, 2015 10:22 PM (9ET6q)
The Colorado baker, who refused to bake a cake celebrating a Gay Wedding (before Gay Marriage was imposed to satisfy Anthony Kennedy's delusions of future adoration), appealed to a real court. Sadly, that court decided to implement their per-conceived and anti-freedom totalitarian outcome.
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=9751
Posted by: The Political Hat at August 19, 2015 10:22 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2015 10:18 PM (Jwyij)
Now THAT...would be a helluva tattoo!
Posted by: Sixkiller at August 19, 2015 10:22 PM (hRytD)
Cuteness Overload!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2015 10:22 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 19, 2015 10:22 PM (OMXTD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2015 10:22 PM (Jwyij)
Posted by: Ever at August 19, 2015 10:22 PM (RqICA)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at August 19, 2015 10:23 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Brucella Jenner at August 19, 2015 10:23 PM (yQtWA)
An all-over tan has got to be worth a few votes.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 19, 2015 10:23 PM (oZr5y)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 19, 2015 10:24 PM (10ydV)
Joe Biden as POTUS is through the looking glass f'd up.
How did this all happen?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2015 10:24 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Ever at August 19, 2015 10:22 PM (RqICA)
Ray -Ban supporter.
7-11 patron
Caring father
Mass transit consumer
Dumb fucking shit
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 19, 2015 10:25 PM (OMXTD)
Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at August 19, 2015 10:25 PM (oZr5y)
Joe presses a red button and there is a loud rumbling sound.
Joe Biden, "That's some nurse."
Jill uses her horsewhip on Joe.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2015 10:25 PM (Jwyij)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 19, 2015 10:26 PM (oZr5y)
What is that boxer's contact information? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 19, 2015 10:26 PM (DGrkU)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - confesses he was at RedState Gathering at August 19, 2015 10:26 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at August
Chuckles
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 19, 2015 10:26 PM (OMXTD)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 19, 2015 10:26 PM (JT11m)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at August 19, 2015 10:26 PM (OQ9R7)
Jesus did NOT say "Render unto Caesar all your wealth and let him take care of the poor."
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at August 19, 2015 10:27 PM (1ijHg)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 19, 2015 10:27 PM (l3vZN)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 19, 2015 10:27 PM (mx5oN)
How do you stop a vine from playing once you start it playing?
The puppy and the baby is cute and all but how do I get it to stop?
Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2015 10:28 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: dartist at August 19, 2015 10:28 PM (ahBY0)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 19, 2015 10:19 PM (OMXTD)
Alright, alright.
*ahem*
HOOOOORRRRRDEEE!!!!!!
Who did we piss off today?!??!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - confesses he was at RedState Gathering at August 19, 2015 10:20 PM (GEICT)
Not you Sparky
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 19, 2015 10:28 PM (OMXTD)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 19, 2015 10:28 PM (Z7G74)
I thought that was brilliant. He took the old "politicians kissing babies" schtick and kicked it up a notch.
You think Obama will give kids rides in Air Force 1 at a state fair? Not hardly.
Posted by: rickl at August 19, 2015 10:28 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 19, 2015 10:28 PM (JT11m)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at August 19, 2015 10:28 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2015 10:28 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at August 19, 2015 10:29 PM (ucDmr)
Don't overplay our hand!
Posted by: RokShox at August 19, 2015 10:29 PM (Ap82b)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 19, 2015 10:28 PM (OMXTD)
Damn right. I can just tell you people to fuck off and go DIAF.
It is....inadvisable...to do that with customers.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - confesses he was at RedState Gathering at August 19, 2015 10:29 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2015 10:30 PM (MDgS8)
Ditto. Brilliant. And the guy looked like he enjoyed doing it too.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 19, 2015 10:30 PM (JT11m)
http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap150819.html
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2015 10:30 PM (Jwyij)
Posted by: DC in River City at August 19, 2015 10:30 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: AC at August 19, 2015 10:30 PM (TzeLs)
With the 52%, that is not a disqualifying admission.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 19, 2015 10
Sad, but true my friend
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 19, 2015 10:31 PM (OMXTD)
Posted by: cthulhu at August 19, 2015 10:31 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Mattman at August 19, 2015 10:32 PM (+jijM)
Posted by: Secret Service at August 19, 2015 10:22 PM (9ET6q)
Joe has a nerf plate in his head.
Posted by: Hillary at August 19, 2015 10:32 PM (oFCZn)
What do you call a Japanese lawyer with a cut off penis?
I have no idea. That's horrible.
Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2015 10:30 PM (MDgS
Bruce-san.
Posted by: Sixkiller at August 19, 2015 10:32 PM (hRytD)
How do you stop a vine from playing once you start it playing?
The puppy and the baby is cute and all but how do I get it to stop?
Click on them.
You're outta luck on the .GIFs. Scroll down.
Posted by: Weirddave at August 19, 2015 10:33 PM (WvS3w)
He also didn't say, render unto Caeser the power to confiscate your neighbor's wealth, claim to spend it on the poor, and piss it all away on gov't pensions and bonuses.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 19, 2015 10:33 PM (DGrkU)
It is....inadvisable...to do that with customers.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - confesses he was at RedState Gathering at August 19, 2015 10:29 PM (GEICT)
Ahhh a 3rd Monday of the week? I can relate. Must be the so lunar table or something
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 19, 2015 10:33 PM (OMXTD)
Posted by: Allison Williams at August 19, 2015 10:34 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 19, 2015 10:34 PM (JT11m)
Kind of like a 20 megaton Spin the Bottle going on there.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 19, 2015 10:34 PM (McRlu)
Posted by: Picric at August 19, 2015 10:35 PM (QnQ+g)
Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2015 10:36 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at August 19, 2015 10:36 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Trimegistus at August 19, 2015 10:37 PM (agy/H)
Could someone in the AoS style dept. put the "Jump to to Bottom of Page" button at the top of the content? Especially when there is a crap load of content? Thank you BTW.
Off to the side maybe? Really small maybe?
Just for us cranky tablet users?
Posted by: GBruno at August 19, 2015 10:37 PM (u49WF)
Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2015 10:38 PM (vsbNu)
You're outta luck on the .GIFs. Scroll down.
I think I've deduced why the vine shows a bazillion plays. It just keeps going and going and going.....
and going.....
Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2015 10:38 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - confesses he was at RedState Gathering at August 19, 2015 10:39 PM (GEICT)
Kind of like a 20 megaton Spin the Bottle going on there.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 19, 2015 10:34 PM (McRlu)
Yeah. Obama is evil, but Biden is the kind of guy who could cause Armageddon totally by accident.
Posted by: rickl at August 19, 2015 10:39 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 19, 2015 10:40 PM (JT11m)
Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at August 19, 2015 10:40 PM (5zyvn)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2015 10:40 PM (Jwyij)
--------------------------------
He'd be like, "Pay your fair share!", and steal their fucking candy.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at August 19, 2015 10:41 PM (DGrkU)
The video is a former Stemexpress "procurement technician" describing an incident.
The pic I saw was a file photo of a 19 week old unborn baby.
The incident she described?
Evil. Sick.
Even so Lord, come quickly.
Posted by: teej who wants a lab puppy at August 19, 2015 10:41 PM (IG9gl)
Posted by: Lurkster1023 at August 19, 2015 10:41 PM (EHfjN)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2015 10:41 PM (Jwyij)
https://youtu.be/lVmcDlgq21s
I am the one right in front of the Sikh with the white turban
Posted by: Ma Bell at August 19, 2015 10:41 PM (RLdcX)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - confesses he was at RedState Gathering at August 19, 2015 10:41 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 19, 2015 10:41 PM (JT11m)
Don't underestimate Joe. No one is in politics as long as he has been without being ruthless, conniving and in his case a whole lot of luckyn
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 19, 2015 10:42 PM (OMXTD)
Posted by: Lurkster1023 at August 19, 2015 10:42 PM (EHfjN)
Posted by: Ma Bell at August 19, 2015 10:42 PM (RLdcX)
https://youtu.be/lVmcDlgq21s
I am the one right in front of the Sikh with the white turban
Posted by: Ma Bell at August 19, 2015 10:41 PM (RLdcX)
AWESOME! Good for you!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - confesses he was at RedState Gathering at August 19, 2015 10:43 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Titanium at August 19, 2015 10:43 PM (u9UgT)
He's already double fist punched an old lady at the grocery store when she got too close, so I'm not taking any chances,, I'm staying on the other side of the room from him.
Posted by: traye at August 19, 2015 10:43 PM (N8WBd)
Do you get the feeling that you just boarded the Titanic?
Posted by: rickl at August 19, 2015 10:43 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 19, 2015 10:44 PM (10ydV)
And hey! Go listen to AtC and I's podcast! Link in nic.
Night!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - confesses he was at RedState Gathering at August 19, 2015 10:45 PM (GEICT)
I'm not that familiar with Vines, I'll see if there is a way to make them not autoplay next time. Til then, oh well.
Posted by: Weirddave at August 19, 2015 10:45 PM (WvS3w)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at August 19, 2015 10:45 PM (ucDmr)
He made a crack about Jeb!'s townhall event nearby, saying everyone's asleep over there. FOX immediately did a split screen an there was Jeb! droning on in front of a bunch of old geezers looking the activity room at the nursing home.
And there Trump was hamming it up with zinger after zinger and enjoying the hell out of himself and the crowd with him. I'm seeing something here. Whatever it is, it's something.
I've been trying to figure out just what it is about the Trumpster that let's him say stuff that make would make me want to punch anyone else in the face, yet with him it's just riotously funny as hell.
He's an alpha. He's a fucking alpha's alpha. In these days of PC pussification/chickification, we've never seen a real alpha before being an alpha. That's Trump.
You know the "chicks dig the bad boys" thing that makes us wonder just WTF? Bad boys are (displaying the behavior of) alphas. A chick's primal evolutionary low level brain wiring is attracted to that. And Trump just exudes that, it drips from him.
Just listening to him and you get an infusion of that alpha power yourself.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 19, 2015 10:46 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 19, 2015 10:46 PM (OMXTD)
Posted by: @votermom at August 19, 2015 10:46 PM (cbfNE)
Kinda like MaBell.
Congratulations on becoming a citizen, oh yeah, America is dead.
Posted by: traye at August 19, 2015 10:48 PM (N8WBd)
Please God don't let me kill him (j/k)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at August 19, 2015 10:48 PM (Z2B1e)
Don't you like to read the content?
Yeah - once or twice, maybe even 3 times.
Rarely does it change. But the comments on the other hand . . .
Posted by: GBruno at August 19, 2015 10:48 PM (u49WF)
yah that was a bummer. RIP awesome Batman.
Be careful out there on the highway y'all. It's treacherously dangerous.
Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2015 10:48 PM (MDgS8)
That's mighty kind but you don't have to ply us with liquor.
I have a question. I won't ask tonight. Not you personally.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 19, 2015 10:49 PM (JT11m)
--Best part of Trump's Town Hall was when he said in the old days Bergdahl would have been shot.
Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2015 10:49 PM (vsbNu)
I thought you were strictly cheery weekend crew, did not know you've been given the secret handshake and the malleus malefimoron sigil that masters the dark art that is the ONT.
Posted by: Gem at August 19, 2015 10:49 PM (3Vxb9)
And there Trump was hamming it up with zinger after zinger and enjoying the hell out of himself and the crowd with him. I'm seeing something here. Whatever it is, it's something.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 19, 2015 10:46 PM (dvuhZ)
I didn't watch it, but I can't help recalling Bob Dylan's famous lyric "Something's happening here, but you don't know what it is, do you, Mr. Jones?"
Posted by: rickl at August 19, 2015 10:50 PM (sdi6R)
Good luck ThunderB!
Posted by: @votermom at August 19, 2015 10:50 PM (cbfNE)
Rarely does it change. But the comments on the other hand . . . "
Fair enough.
*Between you and me there are some jackholes who ruin everything.*
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 19, 2015 10:51 PM (JT11m)
No worries mate.....Vines just run in a never-ending cycle.
I think you have to embed them.
Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2015 10:51 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at August 19, 2015 10:51 PM (Z2B1e)
Posted by: Ma Bell at August 19, 2015
You're a hawt Kraut-American
Rock on Ma
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 19, 2015 10:52 PM (OMXTD)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 19, 2015 10:52 PM (oZr5y)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at August 19, 2015 10:51 PM (Z2B1e)
Any bubble gum?
Posted by: buzzion at August 19, 2015 10:52 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at August 19, 2015 10:53 PM (Z2B1e)
Posted by: BCochran1981
------------------------------
Fuck you.
I know of a new citizen amongst us, so, in her honor, first round is on me.
Posted by: Chi at August 19, 2015 10:53 PM (wwSh/)
Well that's pretty cryptic.
I got's to know.
Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2015 10:53 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 19, 2015 10:53 PM (oZr5y)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at August 19, 2015 10:53 PM (ucDmr)
Please God don't let me kill him (j/k)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at August 19, 2015 10:48 PM (Z2B1e)
Freshman in college? Good for him for going. It means that he's not so tied to home that you'll never be able to get rid of him. And he's young, he gets to do the occasional stupid stunt.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 19, 2015 10:53 PM (10ydV)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at August
Good luck. Tough situation
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 19, 2015 10:54 PM (OMXTD)
Agreed.
And I think that's why I usually hit comments until after 100 or so, because I do actually read the content.
Trolls been deep lately. But only on predictable threads.
Posted by: GBruno at August 19, 2015 10:54 PM (u49WF)
He's right.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 19, 2015 10:55 PM (JT11m)
Hitler.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 19, 2015 10:53 PM (oZr5y)
I have an ice-cream truck.
Posted by: Jared! at August 19, 2015 10:55 PM (10ydV)
We're all still here waiting for the other shoe to drop.
On our heads.
Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2015 10:55 PM (MDgS8)
Please God don't let me kill him (j/k)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at August 19, 2015 10:48 PM (Z2B1e)
Meh. I did all kinds of stupid stunts like that when I was in college. And look at me now.
Not sure exactly where I'm going with this but stay with me...
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 19, 2015 10:55 PM (oZr5y)
Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at August 19, 2015 10:57 PM (wKcQA)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at August 19, 2015 10:57 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 19, 2015 10:57 PM (JT11m)
Posted by: Ida Noe Nuffin, and I vote! at August 19, 2015 10:57 PM (N4n2h)
The Iran agreement was never going to be submitted to the Senate by Obama as a treaty. He called it an Executive Agreement or something. There is precedent for that.
The only way to make it a treaty would be if Congress called it such and passed such a resolution. Which would be vetoed by Obama.
So left to those facts, Corker et al passed a bill that would allow Congress to approve or disapprove the agreement. They can vote it down, and probably will.
Can they get enough Dems to override a veto, time will tell. The deal looks crappier the more we know.
Maybe more than the current 2 Dems opposing it actually realize this deal is death for Israel.
Posted by: Farmer at August 19, 2015 10:58 PM (o/90i)
You too?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 19, 2015 10:58 PM (OMXTD)
94 In case any one missed it in an earlier thread: since about 10:30 PST I am an American Citizen:
https://youtu.be/lVmcDlgq21s
I am the one right in front of the Sikh with the white turban
Posted by: Ma Bell at August 19, 2015 10:41 PM (RLdcX)
Congratulations!!!!
Posted by: cthulhu at August 19, 2015 10:59 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Jared!
Sounds like you won't be around to use it for a bit. Mind if I borrow it?
Posted by: Harry Reid at August 19, 2015 10:59 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at August 19, 2015 11:00 PM (m9V0o)
So, who got mad Trump money for anal today?
Posted by: Insomniac at August 19, 2015 10:27 PM (mx5oN)
I'm not saying anything.
Posted by: Flo from Progressive at August 19, 2015 11:00 PM (yxw0r)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 19, 2015 11:00 PM (l3vZN)
confiscate your neighbor's wealth, claim to spend it on the poor, and
piss it all away on gov't pensions and bonuses.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 19, 2015 10:33 PM (DGrkU)"
Damn Caitlyn.
You are SEXY!
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at August 19, 2015 11:01 PM (1ijHg)
I asked an HR person what would happen if I gave them 2 years notice. Less that a week later they had a 2 week notice policy.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 19, 2015 11:01 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Weirddave at August 19, 2015 11:01 PM (WvS3w)
It's going to take more than that Farmer. Btw, where the fuck did that topic come from
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 19, 2015 11:02 PM (OMXTD)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 19, 2015 11:02 PM (JT11m)
In case any one missed it in an earlier thread: since about 10:30 PST I am an American Citizen:
https://youtu.be/lVmcDlgq21s
I am the one right in front of the Sikh with the white turban
Posted by: Ma Bell at August 19, 2015 10:41 PM (RLdcX)
Congrats on your big day Ma Bell!!!
Welcome to the Home Team!!
Don't let some of the Hordlings get you down...we're still the '27 Yankees!
Posted by: Sixkiller at August 19, 2015 11:03 PM (hRytD)
General opinion at church in '92 was that obviously the Clintons had sold their souls. If the nomination is snatched from her grasp due to her own arrogance and corruption, he might be collecting a little early.
Posted by: Sal at August 19, 2015 11:03 PM (MRX6w)
Welcome to America, Ma Bell.
You're now officially part of the most exceptional country on the planet, populated by the world's most exceptional people.
Posted by: irongrampa at August 19, 2015 11:03 PM (jeCnD)
Posted by: Sixkiller at August 19, 2015 11:03 PM (hRytD)
Welcome aboard, Ma. *salute* Now help us fix this thing.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at August 19, 2015 11:04 PM (yxw0r)
Posted by: Chi at August 19, 2015 11:04 PM (wwSh/)
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 19, 2015 11:04 PM (ftVQq)
Hitler."
What....?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 19, 2015 10:57 PM (JT11m)
I think it's on YouTube somewhere.
Posted by: rickl at August 19, 2015 11:05 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at August 19, 2015 11:05 PM (1ijHg)
Posted by: Weirddave at August 19, 2015 11:06 PM (WvS3w)
157 Listening to Crosby, Stills and Nash -- Southern Cross. I STILL love that song after all these years.
Posted by: Sixkiller at August 19, 2015
One of their best listened to it on Monday, the 1st one of the week
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 19, 2015 11:06 PM (OMXTD)
AOSHQ is watching me.
Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2015 11:07 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 19, 2015 11:07 PM (cN9Sk)
Posted by: Weirddave at August 19, 2015 11:06 PM (WvS3w)
Stalker notice
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 19, 2015 11:07 PM (OMXTD)
https://youtu.be/lVmcDlgq21s
I am the one right in front of the Sikh with the white turban
Posted by: Ma Bell at August 19, 2015 10:41 PM (RLdcX)
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Many congratulations! It's nice to get some good news.
Posted by: Gingy at August 19, 2015 11:08 PM (WvS3w)
Posted by: Mindy at August 19, 2015 11:08 PM (dg8OI)
Should have paid for the Platinum Membership!
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 19, 2015 11:08 PM (ftVQq)
My favorite 'ette is kinda in serious need of some Ned Ryerson advice/help.
If you're up to it.
Posted by: Chi at August 19, 2015 11:10 PM (wwSh/)
Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2015 11:10 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Picard at August 19, 2015 11:11 PM (W5DcG)
The talking points memo.
Posted by: andycanuck at August 19, 2015 11:11 PM (4TTES)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 19, 2015 11:11 PM (OMXTD)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at August 19, 2015 11:12 PM (1ijHg)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 19, 2015 10:34 PM (JT11m)
Hell, everyone knows that's gasoline on a mud puddle.
Posted by: Gomer Pyle at August 19, 2015 11:13 PM (+jijM)
Again, that is pure alpha swagger. And in the decades of PC pussification and femiNazification of this country, the harpies have tried to eradicate that from the male population.
I guarantee damn tee you that if you hooked some contraption to measure it, you'd see the testosterone levels of all the men in that room and watching on TV rising as they watched it. The dude just exudes alpha power. That's what it is, that's his Teflon. [And something rises in the womens to, I'm sure as well. Marla Maples said he was the best lay she'd ever had, and so did that Penthouse Pet -- Again, that's alpha bad boy confidence].
And that's how American leaders used to be in the pre-pussification days. Blood-and-Guts Patton was just like that to, I'm certain. We've just never seen it in modern times. That alpha level testosterone fueled swagger and confidence is what made this fucking country.
And by God, Trump, Donald fucking Trump, is bringing it back. I was despairing it was gone, but maybe you can't keep it down. It will assert itself.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 19, 2015 11:13 PM (dvuhZ)
Well.......now that you mention it...
I suppose it's a Google thing.
Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2015 11:13 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: AC at August 19, 2015 11:13 PM (TzeLs)
They're genuine black locals acting as human shields for the cops against the overwhelmingly-white, outside Communist agitator-inspired rioters, Mindy.
Posted by: andycanuck at August 19, 2015 11:14 PM (4TTES)
174 Btw, where the fuck did that topic come from?
The talking points memo.
Posted by: andycanuck at August 19, 2015
Who watches late reruns of that bloviating mock looking out for us? Oh Farmer does, never mind, Farmer is food people
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 19, 2015 11:14 PM (OMXTD)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 19, 2015 11:15 PM (JT11m)
Unfortunately it's the only browser that can handle this bizarrely difficult site on my laptop.
Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2015 11:15 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at August 19, 2015 11:15 PM (OQ9R7)
BTW -- I've noticed that the ads on the front page reflect my recent searches.
AOSHQ is watching me.
Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2015 11:07 PM (MDgS
Do you get the scantily clad women in weird plastic suits on all fours? I gave up pr0n over a year ago, and they don't help.
Posted by: Anon for this at August 19, 2015 11:15 PM (yxw0r)
What Irongrampa said. That.
As I recall, your daughter is serving in the Air Force now? She must be very proud of her Ma.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...channeling Ash Williams at August 19, 2015 11:16 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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Farmer is Soylent Green?!?
Posted by: Chi at August 19, 2015 11:17 PM (wwSh/)
Posted by: Picric at August 19, 2015 11:18 PM (QnQ+g)
Posted by: AC at August 19, 2015 11:19 PM (TzeLs)
I dunno. Picture was snapped and published on Twitter by a freelance photographer named Van Applegate, but I never saw any follow up stories (hence the caption) and I looked too. The most I got was that the men of the neighborhood came out to stand with the cops.
Posted by: Weirddave at August 19, 2015 11:19 PM (WvS3w)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 19, 2015 11:19 PM (Z7G74)
These algos are getting good. Too damn good.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 19, 2015 11:20 PM (dvuhZ)
What Irongrampa said. That.
As I recall, your daughter is serving in the Air Force now? She must be very proud of her Ma.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...channeling Ash Williams
I'm proud of all those Ma Bell,girls
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 19, 2015 11:20 PM (OMXTD)
know where that came from. I mean no cat video will pull that up.>>>
We are flooding the internet with them to make you feel better about voting for Hillary
Posted by: Hillary's Campain statergerist at August 19, 2015 11:21 PM (9ET6q)
I get those at home and work. It's not pron. It's just weird stuff. SW or something.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 19, 2015 11:21 PM (JT11m)
Posted by: Mindy at August 19, 2015 11:22 PM (dg8OI)
Posted by: Picric at August 19, 2015 11:18 PM (QnQ+g)
Ummm. Old ladies collect cats. That's why you got the "Oops, I Crapped My Pants" ads.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 19, 2015 11:22 PM (Z7G74)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 19, 2015 11:22 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 19, 2015 11:22 PM (cN9Sk)
Posted by: Jean at August 19, 2015 11:23 PM (ztOda)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at August 19, 2015 11:23 PM (wKc1L)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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Farmer is Soylent Green?!?
Posted by: Chi at August 19, 2015
Mix up a dam for for a g dammit to hell. Farmer is good people!,, Now his dogs may be good food per TFG likes
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 19, 2015 11:23 PM (OMXTD)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 19, 2015 11:24 PM (JT11m)
Posted by: Picric at August 19, 2015 11:18 PM (QnQ+g)
Ummm. Old ladies collect cats. That's why you got the "Oops, I Crapped My Pants" ads.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 19, 2015 11:22 PM
Not calling you an old lady, but old ladies like kittehs and piss themselves.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 19, 2015 11:24 PM (Z7G74)
"Im such a shitty troll."
-Posted by: AC at August 19, 2015 11:19 PM (TzeLs)
Stop feeling sorry for yourself.
If I decided that my emotions were "important" around here?
I'd leave and cry while leaving and whining about no longer visiting because I needed to cry.
Deal with it.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at August 19, 2015 11:24 PM (OQ9R7)
Not calling you an old lady, but old ladies like kittehs and piss themselves.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 19, 2015 11:24 PM
Not only old ladies bub. Mr Lahey pisses himself.
Posted by: Randy at August 19, 2015 11:25 PM (Z7G74)
Posted by: Mindy at August 19, 2015 11:25 PM (dg8OI)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at August 19, 2015 11:25 PM (wKc1L)
189: wasn't there a thread yesterday where some were talking about
problems with cats peeing on the bed. I'll be the "pee on the bed" thing
pulled up the Depends ad.
These algos are getting good. Too damn good.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 19, 2015 11:20 PM (dvuhZ)
*************
I was thinking about RICH, HOT WOMEN WHO LIKE BITTER, POOR, MIDDLE-AGED MEN the other day, just because. And there probably aren't many RICH, HOT WOMEN WHO LIKE BITTER, POOR, MIDDLE-AGED MEN out there. There might be an app, though.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at August 19, 2015 11:25 PM (yxw0r)
Posted by: RWC - TEAM ANTI-TWANLOC at August 19, 2015 11:26 PM (XAFOu)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at August 19, 2015 11:26 PM (wKc1L)
https://youtu.be/lVmcDlgq21s
Congratulations, Ma. I missed telling you that last thread. My Nederlander SIL's sister just took her oath a couple months ago, but she decided against dual citizenship, a lot due to what her brother had to go through. Their parents have decided they will not become citizens, even though their plans are to die here.
Just curious, how tall are you? Most Sikhs I've seen look pretty tall, especially with the turbine.
Posted by: bergerbilder at August 19, 2015 11:27 PM (+jijM)
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I take issue with that, we never referred to any "cut" racehorse as a colt over 2 yrs old. So I had to look it up on wiki. Wiki is wrong in my book. If its a gelding, which is most horses over 2, it isn't a colt.
Posted by: AC at August 19, 2015 11:27 PM (TzeLs)
Posted by: Hillary at August 19, 2015 11:27 PM (oFCZn)
This is a relatively recent thing. I'm thinking it's a Google thing.
Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2015 11:28 PM (MDgS8)
If I decided that my emotions were "important" around here?
I'd leave and cry while leaving and whining about no longer visiting because I needed to cry.
"
Well there ya go. You see Slap crying about shit.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 19, 2015 11:28 PM (JT11m)
My email is mindysosiare in front of the Yahoo email ending.
Posted by: Mindy at August 19, 2015 11:29 PM (dg8OI)
Posted by: AC at August 19, 2015 11:30 PM (TzeLs)
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 19, 2015 11:30 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: RustyG at August 19, 2015 11:30 PM (TMrG4)
Is that irony, or is it just rain on your wedding day?
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at August 19, 2015 11:31 PM (wKc1L)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 19, 2015 11:31 PM (JT11m)
If at first you don't succeed:
I saw that ALABAMA SORIORITY GIRL video, with a FETISH for MIDDLE AGED MEN to do a FOUR-WAY OR MOREWAY NO HOLES BARRED with said middle aged man.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 19, 2015 11:31 PM (dvuhZ)
For me....if I do a search for hotels, say...when I open AOSHQ the front page will have ads for hotels.
This is a relatively recent thing. I'm thinking it's a Google thing.
Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2015 11:28 PM (MDgS
****************
Were I interested, I might search for RICH, HOT WOMEN WHO LIKE BITTER, POOR, MIDDLE-AGED MEN to see what happens.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at August 19, 2015 11:31 PM (yxw0r)
Don't know if they aired them but they're in their archives.
Posted by: RWC - TEAM ANTI-TWANLOC at August 19, 2015 11:31 PM (XAFOu)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at August 19, 2015 11:32 PM (wKc1L)
Posted by: Jean at August 19, 2015 11:32 PM (ztOda)
I think a lot of what you said is why these pussies can't counter him.
They're simply not wired to deal with a guy like Trump. They've spent most of their lives listening to the Feminist crap and buried their nuts under the shed decades ago.
Instead they deploy shaming language and demands for "apologies" that are simply laughed off by Trump.
Those tactics will not work.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 19, 2015 11:32 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 19, 2015 11:33 PM (dULJN)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 19, 2015 11:24 PM (Z7G74)
Rickl next job
///
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 19, 2015 11:33 PM (OMXTD)
deserves to be posted on "There, I fixed it", but... I can't take a pic
of the phone to post there, because my "fixed" phone is my camera.>>>
Is it a Vampire Phone that can't be seen in mirrors?
Posted by: Willy J at August 19, 2015 11:33 PM (9ET6q)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 19, 2015 11:33 PM (dULJN)
She had a seizure and thought she was The Great Pumpkin from the Peanuts special?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 19, 2015 11:34 PM (oFCZn)
For those that are worried that this country is no longer recoverable--stop that.
The bedrock is still solid.
That bedrock is the Declaration Of Independence--the WHY.
The Bill Of Rights--that which is inalienable.
The Constitution--the blueprint.
They have gone nowhere. All are immutable, simply layered with filth deposited by the progressive left.
All of us have a duty to cleanse them by our unending effort, insignificant though it may seem.
I have no idea of the time it will take, only that we MUST persist.
There is no doubt in my mind success is ours, because we are Americans, and as such are denied the option of failure.
Posted by: irongrampa at August 19, 2015 11:34 PM (jeCnD)
Posted by: rickl at August 19, 2015 11:34 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Jean at August 19, 2015 11:34 PM (ztOda)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 19, 2015 11:34 PM (4TTES)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 19, 2015 11:33 PM (dULJN)
It was discussed yesterday, perp walk practice or the great bumpkin has been found
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 19, 2015 11:34 PM (OMXTD)
Right?
They would be crazy but I know I could fix them.
Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2015 11:35 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at August 19, 2015 11:35 PM (wKc1L)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 19, 2015 11:36 PM (JT11m)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at August 19, 2015 11:36 PM (wKc1L)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 19, 2015 11:36 PM (JT11m)
Getting noticed around here is a chore.
If you find yourself amongst "The Cool Kids", deal with it and offer newsworthy stuff...
http://tinyurl.com/qxzk32c
When no one responds, you need to take it in stride.
-You're just another asshole.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at August 19, 2015 11:37 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: irongrampa at August 19, 2015 11:34 PM (jeCnD)
So wait til you see the whiteballls of their eyes before shooting?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 19, 2015 11:37 PM (OMXTD)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 19, 2015 11:38 PM (4TTES)
Posted by: Jean at August 19, 2015 11:32 PM (ztOda)
Check out those guys in "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade"
Posted by: bergerbilder at August 19, 2015 11:38 PM (+jijM)
How about a sword, chain mail, and a big red cross on your chest?
Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2015 11:40 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at August 19, 2015 11:36 PM (wKc1L)
Latex cat liners would work, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2015 11:40 PM (yQtWA)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 19, 2015 11:40 PM (JT11m)
Posted by: liz warren at August 19, 2015 11:40 PM (4TTES)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 19, 2015 11:41 PM (92FKA)
FETISH for MIDDLE AGED MEN to do a FOUR-WAY OR MOREWAY NO HOLES BARRED
with said middle aged man.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 19, 2015 11:31 PM (dvuhZ)
Now that made me actually laugh out loud. Needed that. Maybe not as much as RICH, HOT WOMEN WHO LIKE BITTER, POOR, MIDDLE-AGED MEN though.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at August 19, 2015 11:41 PM (yxw0r)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at August 19, 2015 11:41 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 19, 2015 11:41 PM (dULJN)
Sometimes I get lots of people wishing me a good night, sometimes nobody. I don't take it personally when people are too busy talking about other stuff.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at August 19, 2015 11:42 PM (wKc1L)
Posted by: Bomber at August 19, 2015 11:42 PM (btLyQ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 19, 2015 11:36 PM (JT11m)
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Well, How to you too, young fella!
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at August 19, 2015 11:42 PM (cN9Sk)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at August 19, 2015 11:42 PM (wKc1L)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at August 19, 2015 11:43 PM (OQ9R7)
216 For me....if I do a search for hotels, say...when I open AOSHQ the front page will have ads for hotels.
This is a relatively recent thing. I'm thinking it's a Google thing.
Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2015 11:28 PM (MDgS
Its not only the Darkside, who has cookies...
If you look, you will find 1000s of cookies on your computer, tracking where you go, and what you search for.... which all leads back to the ad companies...
Posted by: BB Wolf at August 19, 2015 11:43 PM (qh617)
Posted by: irongrampa at August 19, 2015 11:43 PM (jeCnD)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 19, 2015 11:43 PM (4TTES)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 19, 2015 11:43 PM (dULJN)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at August 19, 2015 11:44 PM (OQ9R7)
If not, he should have. Looks right up his alley.
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 19, 2015 11:44 PM (laMCB)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 19, 2015 11:44 PM (cN9Sk)
Posted by: irongrampa at August 19, 2015 11:44 PM (jeCnD)
How about a sword, chain mail, and a big red cross on your chest?
Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2015 11:40 PM (FcR
Try our Lutheran church. Once you get past the saints you'll be fine
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 19, 2015 11:45 PM (OMXTD)
How about a sword, chain mail, and a big red cross on your chest?
Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2015 11:40 PM (FcR7P)
Order of the Dragon... Transylvania... Hungary.... created to specifically defend against the Jihad...
Posted by: BB Wolf at August 19, 2015 11:45 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Bomber at August 19, 2015 11:42 PM (btLyQ)
Excellent! Congratulations. Kids must be delighted.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2015 11:45 PM (yQtWA)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at August 19, 2015 11:45 PM (wKc1L)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 19, 2015 11:45 PM (92FKA)
Posted by: Bomber at August 19, 2015 11:45 PM (btLyQ)
I'm waiting to see him promote Melania as a pop star (opera is so 19th Century).
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 19, 2015 11:46 PM (laMCB)
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Heh. I usually only comment after having a few. Sober, I realize I have nothing interesting/funny to say. When I get a little tight, I think everything I say is damned interesting and funny. People usually ignore my inane gibberish, for which I am grateful.
Posted by: irright at August 19, 2015 11:46 PM (DtNNC)
Posted by: AC at August 19, 2015 11:30 PM (TzeLs)
Jeeze. *You're* no fun.
Posted by: zombie Mr. Hands at August 19, 2015 11:46 PM (EHU9F)
Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2015 11:46 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Bomber at August 19, 2015 11:42 PM (btLyQ)
Welcome home! Sit down, relax, have a cold one.
Posted by: Country Singer, with a slightly improved ticker at August 19, 2015 11:47 PM (nL0sw)
Goodnight, Slappy!
Posted by: Mindy at August 19, 2015 11:47 PM (dg8OI)
Posted by: Bomber at August 19, 2015 11:42 PM (btLyQ)
That's awesome. Great transition for you
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 19, 2015 11:47 PM (OMXTD)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at August 19, 2015 11:35 PM (wKc1L)
You know... there is this really interesting invention...
called a mirror....
Posted by: BB Wolf at August 19, 2015 11:47 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Jean at August 19, 2015 11:32 PM (ztOda)
You could consider claiming to be "Texas Rite Sikh"
"I have my kirpan, and I keep my hair to short for a steel comb, so I have to temporize"
Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2015 11:47 PM (3pRHP)
Posted by: Chi at August 19, 2015 11:47 PM (wwSh/)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2015 11:47 PM (3pRHP)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 19, 2015 11:36 PM (JT11m)
Better. Made it to the gym again and only had Aleve for the pain. Also, although it was a chore I was able to chew chicken and rice and get that in me. So now I have them out for the night. Damn that's attractive
Posted by: RWC - TEAM ANTI-TWANLOC at August 19, 2015 11:48 PM (XAFOu)
I could be bitter and jealous, but now I just respect it.
Tell you what else he could do. Now, he'd have to grin and bear it, take one for the team, do it for his country, but he could take any of these leftist harpies, fuck their brains out, and have them screaming for him to build that damn wall and throw them anchors babies out.
Fuck me you magnificent son of a bitch!, they'd scream. What do you want, seal the fucking border, bitch! Say it bitch!. Yes, God, Sweet Jesus YES! Stick me with that thing and seal that fucking border!.
The man could do it.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 19, 2015 11:48 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2015 11:48 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at August 19, 2015 11:49 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Mindy at August 19, 2015 11:49 PM (dg8OI)
The Order of Saint Gabriel Possenti.
http://www.gunsaint.com/history.asp
Patron saint of marksmanship, saved a woman from rape and a village from plunder by marauding soldiers via a threatening display of marksmanship.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 19, 2015 11:49 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: RWC - TEAM ANTI-TWANLOC at August 19, 2015 11:49 PM (XAFOu)
277 219 Also, there's a good reason why you cut male horses. It's so they don't up and decide to fuck you in the ass.
Posted by: AC at August 19, 2015 11:30 PM (TzeLs)
Jeeze. *You're* no fun.
Posted by: zombie Mr. Hands at August 19, 2015 11:46 PM (EHU9F)
And keep him a ways from me Willlllbuuurrrrr.....
Posted by: Mr Ed at August 19, 2015 11:49 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 19, 2015 11:49 PM (OMXTD)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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Farmer is Soylent Green?!?
Posted by: Chi at August 19, 2015 11:17 PM
No idea what is going on here. I'm off to bed, love you all and I'm off to a good sleep w/ the doggies.
Posted by: Farmer at August 19, 2015 11:50 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: RWC - TEAM ANTI-TWANLOC at August 19, 2015 11:50 PM (XAFOu)
Getting noticed around here is a chore.
If you find yourself amongst "The Cool Kids", deal with it and offer newsworthy stuff...
http://tinyurl.com/qxzk32c
When no one responds, you need to take it in stride.
-You're just another asshole.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at August 19, 2015 11:37 PM (OQ9R7)
I can't speak for anyone else, but I'm still in awe of your lyrics @68 from last night, and didn't want to get snubbed as being one of the "little people" beneath your genius.
Posted by: cthulhu at August 19, 2015 11:51 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Mindy at August 19, 2015 11:51 PM (dg8OI)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at August 19, 2015 11:51 PM (wKc1L)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/pauhbtn
Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 19, 2015 11:52 PM (92FKA)
Posted by: Mindy at August 19, 2015 11:52 PM (dg8OI)
Posted by: Bomber at August 19, 2015 11:42 PM (btLyQ)
Yay, Bomber!!!! Didja give enough stuff away to the undeserving to get a promotion? When (if ever) are you going to have to go back?
Posted by: cthulhu at August 19, 2015 11:53 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 19, 2015 11:53 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Cuisine Critic ... at August 19, 2015 11:53 PM (qOsoH)
Doubt it will wash away the shit but it's nice to listen to.
Posted by: RWC - TEAM ANTI-TWANLOC at August 19, 2015 11:53 PM (XAFOu)
Posted by: rebel flounder at August 19, 2015 11:53 PM (Vf5rR)
the "There, I fixed it" part is in the front. The back of my phone can't
take a picture of the front side, even with a mirror.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at August 19, 2015 11:51 PM (wKc1L)
Two mirrors.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2015 11:53 PM (yQtWA)
Posted by: The Selfie of Dorian Gray at August 19, 2015 11:53 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Cuisine Critic ... at August 19, 2015 11:54 PM (qOsoH)
Posted by: irongrampa at August 19, 2015 11:54 PM (jeCnD)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at August 19, 2015 11:54 PM (wKc1L)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at August 19, 2015 11:54 PM (wKc1L)
Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2015 11:55 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Cuisine Critic ... at August 19, 2015 11:55 PM (qOsoH)
That one time."
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If it was coherent enough to anger/disgust/ horrify anyone, I must have been semi-sober.
Posted by: irright at August 19, 2015 11:55 PM (DtNNC)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at August 19, 2015 11:51 PM (wKc1L)
Two mirrors?
Posted by: BB Wolf at August 19, 2015 11:55 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Zombie Goatse at August 19, 2015 11:55 PM (yxw0r)
"There, I fixed it" part is in the front. The back of my phone can't
take a picture of the front side, even with a mirror.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at August 19, 2015 11:51 PM (wKc1L)
Two mirrors. Just don't scream "Bloody-Mary-Bloody-Mary!"
Cause Siri might get you a recipe
Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2015 11:55 PM (3pRHP)
Posted by: Mindy at August 19, 2015 11:55 PM (dg8OI)
I own John Voight's car!
Posted by: george costanza at August 19, 2015 11:57 PM (4TTES)
Ah, fuck it. I'll just ask a friend to take a picture of my phone.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at August 19, 2015 11:57 PM (wKc1L)
I had 4 more teeth pulled on Monday. So far, so so-so. But I have a couple other eating problems, too.
Posted by: bergerbilder at August 19, 2015 11:58 PM (+jijM)
Posted by: Tim at August 19, 2015 11:59 PM (XKkqC)
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If any of you happen to have more money than sense, Steve McQueen's old camper is up for sale:
I own John Voight's car!
Posted by: george costanza at August 19, 2015 11:57 PM
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And maybe his pencil.
Posted by: irright at August 19, 2015 11:59 PM (DtNNC)
Posted by: george costanza at August 20, 2015 12:01 AM (4TTES)
Does your computer have a webcam? Still probably a pain in the ass to do but a helpful thought instead of my first one about vampires. Which was just in fun.
Posted by: Willy J at August 20, 2015 12:02 AM (9ET6q)
-When I was Mary's Prayer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hqgC3W9GUI
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at August 20, 2015 12:03 AM (OQ9R7)
I had 4 more teeth pulled on Monday. So far, so so-so. But I have a couple other eating problems, too.
Posted by: bergerbilder at August 19, 2015 11:58 PM (+jijM)
Got all of my teeth pulled on Saturday. Went through a Vicodin haze (not good with painkillers). Thank the Lord for the horde....poet and I didn't know it
Posted by: RWC - TEAM ANTI-TWANLOC at August 20, 2015 12:04 AM (XAFOu)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at August 20, 2015 12:04 AM (wKc1L)
I own John Voight's car!
Posted by: george costanza
You can park them at Gen. 'Chesty' Puller's house which is on the market in Saluda Va now.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 20, 2015 12:05 AM (l3vZN)
government email. Maybe our public servants are extra virtuous?
Private email servers, FTW.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 20, 2015 12:06 AM (oKE6c)
You'd mentioned that "it" was in the works ... I hope you're infection & pain free...
Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Cuisine Critic ... at August 20, 2015 12:06 AM (qOsoH)
Posted by: chelsea clinton at August 20, 2015 12:06 AM (4TTES)
But that kid's a total WRINO*!
*Wide Receiver in Name Only
Posted by: Marco Rubio at August 20, 2015 12:06 AM (JCWve)
I figure my webcam gets me on the do not spy here list.
Posted by: Willy J at August 20, 2015 12:07 AM (9ET6q)
And we all still love you, brother. We're there because you're awesome!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at August 20, 2015 12:08 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Cuisine Critic ... at August 20, 2015 12:08 AM (qOsoH)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 20, 2015 12:08 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: ThunderB at August 20, 2015 12:09 AM (zOTsN)
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"Save me, save me, be the light in my eyes."
-When I was Mary's Prayer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hqgC3W9GUI
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at August 20, 2015 12:03 AM
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I didn't know Ted Cruz played the double bass.
Posted by: irright at August 20, 2015 12:10 AM (DtNNC)
Posted by: Country Singer, with a slightly improved ticker at August 20, 2015 12:10 AM (nL0sw)
Mwhaw's fwonneee.
Posted by: geno smith at August 20, 2015 12:10 AM (4TTES)
Remember, all--you're Americans, so the head is held HIGH.
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.
Posted by: irongrampa at August 20, 2015 12:10 AM (jeCnD)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at August 20, 2015 12:11 AM (wKc1L)
Posted by: Mindy at August 19, 2015 11:55 PM (dg8OI)
I love them too, but I think that they may hearken back to an America that no longer exists and may never again.
Posted by: cm9000 at August 20, 2015 12:11 AM (8zCR+)
Posted by: Tim
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That.
One of my favorites.
The Arctic trails have their secret tales
That would make your blood run cold;
The Northern Lights have seen queer sights,
But the queerest they ever did see
Was that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge
I cremated Sam McGee.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2015 12:11 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at August 20, 2015 12:12 AM (wKc1L)
I'm waiting to see him promote Melania as a pop star (opera is so 19th Century).
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh
Trump found in love nest with "singer"
Posted by: Just the headline at August 20, 2015 12:13 AM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat
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I had no idea he lived up there.
I wonder what kind of weapons he might've buried around that property...
Posted by: Chi at August 20, 2015 12:14 AM (wwSh/)
-Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 20, 2015 12:08 AM (rJUlF)
Remember when we were stupid kids? "Learning" was painful and "useless" when you knew everything.
This tune still has purpose.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at August 20, 2015 12:14 AM (OQ9R7)
Adriane, thanks, hoping the better living thru chemistry will just be OTC now.
G'night all. Have a great Thursday.
Posted by: RWC - TEAM ANTI-TWANLOC at August 20, 2015 12:15 AM (XAFOu)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at August 20, 2015 12:15 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at August 20, 2015 12:16 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 20, 2015 12:16 AM (5snv2)
Posted by: RWC - TEAM ANTI-TWANLOC at August 20, 2015 12:17 AM (XAFOu)
G'night to you both.
Posted by: Chi at August 20, 2015 12:17 AM (wwSh/)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 20, 2015 12:17 AM (dvuhZ)
Trump found in love nest with "singer"
Posted by: Just the headline at August 20, 2015 12:13 AM
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I make them all sing. baby.
Posted by: Trump which rhymes with rump which is what I'm gettin at August 20, 2015 12:17 AM (DtNNC)
That is a "great American", folks. Sean Hannity has done way too much to water down that term.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at August 20, 2015 12:17 AM (wKc1L)
Posted by: Mindy at August 20, 2015 12:18 AM (dg8OI)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 20, 2015 12:18 AM (l3vZN)
Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Cuisine Critic ... at August 20, 2015 12:19 AM (qOsoH)
Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Cuisine Critic ... at August 20, 2015 12:20 AM (qOsoH)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBt-nirXQDE
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at August 20, 2015 12:20 AM (wKc1L)
Posted by: Mindy at August 20, 2015 12:21 AM (dg8OI)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2015 12:21 AM (9mTYi)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRVPLPFoJL0
Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at August 20, 2015 12:22 AM (qOsoH)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at August 20, 2015 12:24 AM (wKc1L)
I love them too, but I think that they may hearken back to an America that no longer exists and may never again.
I Just want to Celebrate ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRVPLPFoJL0
... put my faith in the People, but the People let me down. So I turned the other way & I carried on any how ...
Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at August 20, 2015 12:24 AM (qOsoH)
Posted by: bergerbilder at August 20, 2015 12:25 AM (+jijM)
Posted by: cm9000 at August 20, 2015 12:26 AM (8zCR+)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 20, 2015 12:17 AM (dvuhZ)
Hey George, shows us your moobs!
Posted by: rebel flounder at August 20, 2015 12:27 AM (Vf5rR)
Cast your burden upon the LORD, and He will sustain you; He will never allow the righteous to be shaken.
Psalm 55:22
Posted by: Mindy at August 20, 2015 12:29 AM (dg8OI)
I may be wrong here but I think the AoSHQ style guide response is " But first you will Blow Me".
Posted by: Willy J at August 20, 2015 12:30 AM (9ET6q)
I love that clip of Trump saying he's Batman. I'd love it to be a meme. Eugene Robison was on Morning Joe this am and said that Trump bringing his chopper to IA and giving rides was saying, "the billionaire brings his toys and we can play with them", Eugene went on to say that that reverses the demonizing of the rich which has been popular in our society lately.
Someone else yesterday noted that Donald Trump wants us all to have our own choppers. He's not flaunting his wealth, he's showing the American Dream for what it can be.
Last thought: if you haven't read Ann Coulter's article on the 14th Amend, here it is:
http://tinyurl.com/ofzq2za
She says that giving citizenship to kids of illegals is only from 30 years ago when Brennan "slipped" it into a 1982 decision. She schools people that the 14th Amend is only for blacks and no one else. She really takes Judge Napolitano to task for saying on Fox News that the 14th covered Native Americans when in fact they were not citizens until 1924! Anyone who suggests otherwise really is taking something away from descendents of slaves. Ann ends with "So far, only Donald Trump is defending black history on the issue of the 14th Amendment."
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at August 20, 2015 12:30 AM (xetep)
Pulled off a decent surprise reunion. Kids thought I'd be home this weekend, I got back a couple of weeks early. Wife loaded them up, didn't tell them where they were going, drove to Disney World. I was waiting at the gate for them. That was a good day.
Posted by: Bomber at August 20, 2015 12:31 AM (btLyQ)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 20, 2015 12:32 AM (dvuhZ)
I went to the pre-semester orientation for our community college instructors last night. I didn't see whose it was, but one of the cars in the parking lot had a Cruz 2016 sticker on it.
Posted by: Mindy at August 20, 2015 12:33 AM (dg8OI)
So true. It's still one of my favorites. I remember putting that on the turntable at the radio station when the new music came in for the week. It was almost-perfect piece of pop music...yet it didn't fare well on the charts.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 20, 2015 12:33 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at August 20, 2015 12:34 AM (wKc1L)
Bomber
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2015 12:34 AM (9mTYi)
"And it's something quite peculiar..."
https://youtu.be/pWxJEIz7sSA?list=PLAB693CD2F069CC46
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 20, 2015 12:35 AM (rJUlF)
Just make sure you bring some coffee with those donuts also.
Posted by: Blano at August 20, 2015 12:36 AM (w1ewr)
She says that giving citizenship to kids of illegals is only from 30
years ago when Brennan "slipped" it into a 1982 decision. She schools
people that the 14th Amend is only for blacks and no one else. She
really takes Judge Napolitano to task for saying on Fox News that the
14th covered Native Americans when in fact they were not citizens until
1924! Anyone who suggests otherwise really is taking something away from
descendents of slaves. Ann ends with "So far, only Donald Trump is
defending black history on the issue of the 14th Amendment."
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I agree with your general point about the 14th NOT being about anchor babies, but the 14th couldn't have been specifically about blacks (although it was largely about them), as there were slaves of other races.
Posted by: irright at August 20, 2015 12:40 AM (DtNNC)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 20, 2015 12:43 AM (rJUlF)
He talks about building a wall, and deporting the criminals, and then he says some other things that get people to say he's for amnesty. I don't see this as a contradiction.
After all, he has said that once the wall is built and we get the criminals out, maybe then we talk about what to do with the other, more-law-abiding-than-not illegals.
I'm okay with this policy, because it goes way farther than any other big-time politician's ideas on how to deal with our illegal alien problem.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at August 20, 2015 12:44 AM (wKc1L)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at August 20, 2015 12:45 AM (wKc1L)
Posted by: cm9000 at August 20, 2015 12:45 AM (8zCR+)
Posted by: derit at August 20, 2015 12:45 AM (jT+gh)
Posted by: bergerbilder at August 20, 2015 12:46 AM (+jijM)
Should I stay or should I go now.
If I go there will be trouble If I stay it will be trouble.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/pxt3eoz
Posted by: Willy J at August 20, 2015 12:46 AM (9ET6q)
Posted by: Willy J at August 20, 2015 12:47 AM (9ET6q)
It's Plyler vDoe, 1982. I haven't read the Coulter column mentioned just above, but I'm sure that's what she's talking about (and she's right)
Posted by: Weirddave at August 20, 2015 12:48 AM (7TK5d)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2015 12:49 AM (9mTYi)
They want this to happen. They want illegals to be able to easily transfer money back to Mexico. Our elites want this shit for various reasons.
That could be shut down easily, and would kill tens of billions going to Mexico per year.
Look up "Operation Wetback". DOn't get mad, that was the official codename. It was launched under Ike back in '54, *with the cooperation of the Mexican govt. (back then, they didn't want their labor force leaving the country). A general was put in charge, and it was a mass deportation. There wasn't any due process, and anchor babies be damned. Look it up.
That could be done again, if there was the political will to do so.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 20, 2015 12:49 AM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: Bomber at August 20, 2015 12:31 AM (btLyQ)
***
That's awesome for the wife and kids. Well done!
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at August 20, 2015 12:51 AM (cygkw)
Should I stay or should I go now.
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We've already said "So long"
I don't want to see you go, oh you'd better
Go now go now, go now (Go now)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2015 12:51 AM (9mTYi)
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I make them all sing!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E81ICJywqwg
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Hah. I knew I stole that joke from somewhere.
Posted by: irright at August 20, 2015 12:53 AM (DtNNC)
If I were in Mexico's place, I know which option I'd choose.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at August 20, 2015 12:54 AM (wKc1L)
Posted by: bergerbilder at August 20, 2015 12:56 AM (+jijM)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 20, 2015 12:49 AM (dvuhZ)
That's the problem. There isn't the political or any other will in this country to make the tough choices.
That's why I alternate between irongrampa's optimism, and the idea that I should just give up, focus my energy on finding a little place out in east Texas somewhere and live my remaining days mostly by myself, armed to the teeth just in case, while the country goes down the tubes.
Posted by: Blano at August 20, 2015 12:56 AM (w1ewr)
Posted by: bergerbilder at August 20, 2015 12:57 AM (+jijM)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcDy8HEg1QY
Good night, everyone!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at August 20, 2015 01:01 AM (wKc1L)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 20, 2015 12:49 AM (dvuhZ)
Most anything could be done with political will. Illegal immigration could could be almost entirely stopped tomorrow with political will.
Posted by: cm9000 at August 20, 2015 01:01 AM (8zCR+)
Pulled off a decent surprise reunion. Kids thought I'd be home this weekend, I got back a couple of weeks early. Wife loaded them up, didn't tell them where they were going, drove to Disney World. I was waiting at the gate for them. That was a good day.
Posted by: Bomber at August 20, 2015 12:31 AM (btLyQ)
Oh, man! That sounds like total awesomesauce!
Posted by: cthulhu at August 20, 2015 01:10 AM (EzgxV)
http://tinyurl.com/nokv794
http://tinyurl.com/lrk4w6u
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at August 20, 2015 01:13 AM (xetep)
The media would shit their pants and the pajama boys would scream and holler, and supposed those now in charge told them to fuck off, they didn't care. We've got four years and we're gonna do this. Fuck you.
The only hitch would be the courts. Some of the pussies would get a lefty judge to order it stopped.
Now, imagine real guts, really, really YUGE balls, I mean really not giving a shit. That vulgar leader declares a state of emergency, declaring the US to be under a state of invasion and tells the courts to go fuck themselves (which Lincoln did back in the Civil War, mind you).
That's unthinkable, ya'll may say. It may be. But just imagine.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 20, 2015 01:16 AM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2015 01:21 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 20, 2015 01:28 AM (kdS6q)
There was NO ONE here illegally in 1868.
There is now.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2015 12:49 AM (9mTYi)
More... there were no DUAL CITIZENS in 1868... you were either an American... or something else... not both...
Posted by: BB Wolf at August 20, 2015 01:30 AM (qh617)
406
I don't know if anyone here gets Buzzr tv channel, but I've gotten it recently and it's pretty fun to watch vintage game shows.
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I liked Match Game back when.
Posted by: irright at August 20, 2015 01:33 AM (DtNNC)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 20, 2015 01:35 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 20, 2015 01:54 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: irright at August 20, 2015 01:55 AM (DtNNC)
Posted by: irright at August 20, 2015 01:55 AM (DtNNC)
Apologize now!
Posted by: Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot at August 20, 2015 01:58 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at August 20, 2015 02:04 AM (GzDYP)
Apologize now!
Posted by: Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot at August 20, 2015 01:58 AM (7YlUk)
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Sir, had I known you were present I would never have considered the jibe. Your acridity holds no candle to hers. Unreserved apologies.
Posted by: irright at August 20, 2015 02:06 AM (DtNNC)
Posted by: irright at August 20, 2015 01:55 AM (DtNNC)<<<
King? How sexist! (heh)
And, sure, they've got the same teeth, but I'd think Debbie would be more like Scarecrow. She doesn't scare you with her physical power, like Croc does, but she creeps you the Hell out, and is a thing nightmares are made of.
Posted by: Batman at August 20, 2015 02:19 AM (JCWve)
You have far more confidence in the SCOTUS than I if you believe they'll rule that Congress can deny anchor babies citizenship.
For how many decades now has the SCOTUS declined to overturn the decision that grain grown for personal use and not transported over state lines can be regulated by the federal government as 'interstate commerce'?
SCOTUS stopped giving a wet shit about the text and intent of the Constitution many decades ago. Didn't you hear? "Compelling government interest" is where it's at, much to the dismay of the lucky few who could adequately demonstrate that they had sufficient standing.
Bitch about RINOs, the "GOPe" and the Dems all you like, but they're all firecrackers compared to the nuclear fucking weapon of traitorous assholery that is the US Supreme Court.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at August 20, 2015 02:21 AM (X9Mnx)
Reminds me of The Onion: Little Debbie conquers Jenny Craig in midnight showdown.
Posted by: model_1066 at August 20, 2015 02:26 AM (WEvvb)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at August 20, 2015 02:21 AM
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Not going get a lot of argument out of me. If two space aliens landed on Sikaiana island and birthed a 17 tentacled baby, I think SCOTUS would say: Hand that new American a welfare check and a ballot pre-marked for President Hillary right feckin now.
Posted by: irright at August 20, 2015 02:36 AM (DtNNC)
I did, and I reluctantly have to admit he did well, in a shallowly populist sort of way.
Were you to read his comments instead of watch them they'd be far less impressive. The Donald is style over substance personified.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at August 20, 2015 02:36 AM (X9Mnx)
Posted by: bergerbilder at August 20, 2015 02:39 AM (+jijM)
If it came to that scenario, I'd be welcoming our new alien overlords with open arms.
Sure, the death by tentacle rape might be painful and undignified, but still a welcome relief to the alternative.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at August 20, 2015 02:41 AM (X9Mnx)
Were you to read his comments instead of watch them they'd be far less impressive. The Donald is style over substance personified.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at August 20, 2015 02:36 AM
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I'm not sure it's possible to describe the modern world more succinctly than "style over substance".
Posted by: irright at August 20, 2015 02:41 AM (DtNNC)
Posted by: bergerbilder at August 20, 2015 02:43 AM (+jijM)
They're both doing the same exact thing- their female staffers.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at August 20, 2015 02:45 AM (X9Mnx)
426
I wonder what Bill and Hillary are doing right now.
Posted by: bergerbilder at August 20, 2015 02:43 AM
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Bill--> The Energizer
Hill--> Makin Huma hum
Posted by: irright at August 20, 2015 02:46 AM (DtNNC)
Not me!
I am wondering why Huma would want to put her tongue "there".
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at August 20, 2015 02:49 AM (y1PKa)
Vote for your favorite name of Hillary's current scandal
Wipewater (pun on Hillary's earlier scandal, Whitewater)
Water-Closet-Gate (referring to the fact that the illegal servers were in the "water closet," as bathrooms used to be called)
Pee-Pot Doom Scandal (toilet [where servers kept] = pee-pot; pun on Teapot Dome)
...li'l help? I'm out of (other people's) ideas.
Posted by: zombie at August 20, 2015 02:51 AM (jBuUi)
Does trump have SSprotection? If not, then when?
Posted by: bergerbilder at August 20, 2015 02:52 AM (+jijM)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at August 20, 2015 02:57 AM (y1PKa)
Posted by: bergerbilder at August 20, 2015 02:39 AM (+jijM)
F**k it.
Let's just conquer Mexico. Smaller and more controllable border (even more so if we conquer down to Panama and re-take the canal)...
Posted by: Zombie Zachary Taylor at August 20, 2015 03:01 AM (7YlUk)
Pee Pot Room Scandal
"Pee pot room" is a better euphemism for "toilet", and the rhyming pun is still decent.
Posted by: zombie at August 20, 2015 03:02 AM (jBuUi)
zombie at August 20, 2015 02:51 AM
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Of the three, I prefer Water-Closet-Gate. It's more recognizable than the other two, and ties back to Nixons travails which then ironically ties back to Hillary's involvement there.
Posted by: irright at August 20, 2015 03:03 AM (DtNNC)
Posted by: Arbalest at August 20, 2015 03:05 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Arbalest at August 20, 2015 03:07 AM (FlRtG)
Kinda catchy, and it gets that old bag labeled right off the bat.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 20, 2015 03:08 AM (+YMhA)
Posted by: zombie at August 20, 2015 02:51 AM (jBuUi)<<<
Please don't squeeze the servers!
Posted by: Mr. Whipple (Hill's IT Manager) at August 20, 2015 03:11 AM (JCWve)
The Hillary 305
.... formerly, The Keating 5.
Posted by: Arbalest
The problem with that name is that the number will surely increase to much more than 305, sooner rather than later. Then everyone will be scratching their heads wondering what 305 even refers to.
When it's all over, the number of classified emails will surely rise to over a thousand.
Posted by: zombie at August 20, 2015 03:11 AM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Mr. Whipple (Hill's IT Manager) at August 20, 2015 03:14 AM (JCWve)
Posted by: The Political Hat at August 20, 2015 03:46 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: The Political Hat at August 20, 2015 03:46 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at August 20, 2015 04:12 AM (qOsoH)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 20, 2015 01:16 AM (dvuhZ)
Great post. All the stuff that's happened thus far in this race was unthinkable pre-June 16th. So, yes. The unthinkable just might be possible.
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at August 20, 2015 04:42 AM (xetep)
The worst villains of all aren't Dems, they're RINOs. See, Dems tell us who they are. They admit it. RINOs lie to us and then stab us in the back. Mitch McConnell is the Joker, but then maybe it's Tom Donahue of the Chamber of Commerce.
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at August 20, 2015 04:50 AM (xetep)
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2015 05:18 AM (UUyP7)
I've never been in a pro-life rally. But I think the time has come to do more than write online comments about how horrible it all is on blogs where almost everyone agrees with you.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. (waving ampersands furiously) at August 20, 2015 05:40 AM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2015 05:56 AM (UUyP7)
Posted by: Lean On The Donald at August 20, 2015 06:19 AM (nbGZj)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2015 06:19 AM (VPLuQ)
Our B-17 will be here tomorrow. Yay
http://tinyurl.com/ocsp9ey
Posted by: freaked at August 20, 2015 06:23 AM (BO/km)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 20, 2015 06:29 AM (YOd/B)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2015 06:35 AM (VPLuQ)
That's what I said ...
Posted by: Nixon after JFK handed him his ass at August 20, 2015 06:51 AM (ztOda)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. (waving ampersands furiously) at August 20, 2015 07:06 AM (+XMAD)
Posted by: some random meathead at August 20, 2015 07:23 AM (HJqXj)
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