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But the Crusades: Norwegian Islamic Leader Says Hating Gays and Seeking Their Death Isn't "Extremist," It's What Every Good Muslim Seeks

And his congregation agrees with him.

BUT THE CRUSADES

"Every now and then, every time we have a conference, every time we invite a speaker, they [the media] always come with the same accusations: This speaker supports the death penalty for homosexuals, this speaker supports the death penalty for this crime or this crime or that he is homophobic, that he subjugates women, etcetera," said Qureshi in a video posted by the Middle East Memory Research Institute (MEMRI).

CRUSADES

"We always try to tell them," he continued, "I always try to tell them that it is not that speaker that we are inviting who has these 'extreme radical views,' as you say. These are general views that every Muslim actually has."


"Every Muslim believes in these things," said Qureshi at the Nov. 7, 2013 conference.



"Just because they are not telling you about it, or just because they are not out there in the media, doesn't mean that they don't believe in them."

rabbitcrusade.png

Video at the link, showing the entire congregation raising their hands to agree with his each statement about executing, stoning, etc., all Sex Deviants.

H/T of Town Hall and Hot Air.

Posted by: Ace at 04:12 PM




Comments

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1 What's a Cruade?

(check the headline)

(Only trying to help)

Posted by: Susie Perkins at February 06, 2015 04:16 PM (NPY82)

2 This entire post does not compute to Sally Kohn.

Posted by: Hawkins1701 at February 06, 2015 04:16 PM (MwNvC)

3 What a show!

Posted by: Eddie Baby at February 06, 2015 04:16 PM (XXNF8)

4 (also belated first)

Posted by: Susie Perkins at February 06, 2015 04:16 PM (NPY82)

5 I was a founding member of the Jazz Crusaders.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 06, 2015 04:16 PM (gwG9s)

6 Lets not forget James Crow(we're on a 1st name basis).

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 06, 2015 04:17 PM (i55o+)

7 And yet man-love is pervasive and rampant in the Muslim world, most notably in Saudi Arabia and Afghanistan.

Posted by: Edgar Allan Schmoe at February 06, 2015 04:17 PM (fSmlv)

8 Right under "sex deviants" ace put a pic of Legolas.
Whatcha tryin to say, ace? Elves are fairies?

Posted by: @votermom DIY or die! at February 06, 2015 04:18 PM (HmDef)

9 Norwegian, huh?
Those Scandis...

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at February 06, 2015 04:18 PM (TPjwz)

10 Repeat the meme I saw earlier today:

"The Crusaders aren't ISIS, they were the ones fighting ISIS the first time around"

Paraphrased, and set against some Crusaders rushing.

Posted by: Lauren at February 06, 2015 04:19 PM (MYCIw)

11 I saw the Jazz Crusaders open for Miles Davis in New Orleans in '75. That was before Katrina.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 06, 2015 04:19 PM (5f5bM)

12 Crusades?? You mean that Babylon 5 spinoff?

Posted by: puddleglum not at work at February 06, 2015 04:19 PM (Ct+bf)

13 If one Muslim cleric said, then it must be true! Ever heard an evangelical Christian talk about what the fundamental, bedrock, universal beliefs of Christianity are? Extremists think they are mainstream.

But of course, you guys are uncritical consumers of negative information about Muslims. You'll swallow anything negative about them without thought.

Posted by: Realism at February 06, 2015 04:20 PM (ibvmu)

14 7 And yet man-boy love rape is pervasive and rampant in the Muslim world, most notably in Saudi Arabia and Afghanistan.
Posted by: Edgar Allan Schmoe at February 06, 2015 04:17 PM (fSmlv)

Fixed for accuracy.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2015 04:20 PM (2Ojst)

15 Legolas?

Posted by: Ohiogal at February 06, 2015 04:20 PM (XJ3nY)

16 What's a "cruade"? Is that French?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2015 04:21 PM (2Ojst)

17 If the JEF really wanted to be a moderate, he'd be supporting the (muslim) King of Jordan, who is not whining about the Crusades OR jim crow, and who is fighting ISIS.

but no.

P.S. it would be mildly interesting to know about the lot in life of gays in the Hashemite Kingdom.

Posted by: Blue Hen at February 06, 2015 04:22 PM (Spluw)

18 ISIS are the New Crusaders. Crucifixion is one of the ways they roll. . . . . Along with beheading, stoning, and burning victims alive.

Posted by: Death Is Not The Worst Of Evils at February 06, 2015 04:22 PM (nbGZj)

19 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 06, 2015 04:22 PM (kff5f)

20 I would love if Hector's trolling were at least internally consistent from one hour to the next.

Posted by: Lauren at February 06, 2015 04:22 PM (MYCIw)

21 14
7 And yet man-boy goat love rape is pervasive and rampant in the Muslim world, most notably in Saudi Arabia and Afghanistan.

Posted by: Edgar Allan Schmoe at February 06, 2015 04:17 PM (fSmlv)



Fixed for accuracy.


Fixed your fix.

Posted by: Brian at February 06, 2015 04:22 PM (4nR9/)

22 Mohammedanism is an evil death cult.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 06, 2015 04:22 PM (kff5f)

23 I see the imam-fellating, goat-f*cking, terrorist-rimming dhimmi troll has found this thread.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2015 04:22 PM (2Ojst)

24 This.

The extremist Muslims are the ones who believe this.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 06, 2015 04:23 PM (2L0WZ)

25 Sexual deviants huh? so this blog is going to get stoned? just sayin'.

Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at February 06, 2015 04:23 PM (Msg5U)

26 Fredo, ignorant and bigoted is no way to go thru life son

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2015 04:23 PM (nzKvP)

27 "Arise Sir Osis of Liver!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 06, 2015 04:23 PM (1JDCL)

28 Dammit. Who DON'T believe this.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 06, 2015 04:24 PM (2L0WZ)

29 20 I would love if Hector's trolling were at least internally consistent from one hour to the next.
Posted by: Lauren at February 06, 2015 04:22 PM (MYCIw)

"Internal" and "swallowing" are its proficiencies elsewhere.

Posted by: Hawkins1701 at February 06, 2015 04:24 PM (MwNvC)

30 I see the imam-fellating, goat-f*cking, terrorist-rimming dhimmi troll has found this thread.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2015 04:22 PM (2Ojst)


The troll's puttin' us some knowledge.

Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's Democratic Republic of Alextopia at February 06, 2015 04:24 PM (V+kmg)

31 ISIS are the New Crusaders. Crucifixion is one of the ways they roll. . . . . Along with beheading, stoning, and burning victims alive.
Posted by: Death Is Not The Worst Of Evils

They're minutemen darn it!!

Posted by: Mikey Moore at February 06, 2015 04:24 PM (Spluw)

32 Are you suggesting that is a homosexual elf?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 06, 2015 04:24 PM (40li+)

33 I could accept the JEF's love of Islam, if he'd go ahead and put Mooch in a burka.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 06, 2015 04:24 PM (FsuaD)

34 27
"Arise Sir Osis of Liver!"


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD)


Who's his patron saint? St. Pancras?

Posted by: pep at February 06, 2015 04:24 PM (4nR9/)

35 The extremist Muslims are the ones who believe this.

I think you missed a couple words there.

ALL practicing, believing Mohammedans believe this.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 06, 2015 04:24 PM (kff5f)

36 "Flight of the Intruder" is on Cable. One of my favorites

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2015 04:25 PM (nzKvP)

37 Shut up. You're letting the big secret out.

Posted by: CAIR at February 06, 2015 04:25 PM (OD2ni)

38 Religion of peace and tolerance, dammit!

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 06, 2015 04:25 PM (LA7Cm)

39 Legolas was a Silvan elf. The better reference would have been Elrond, who was half Noldor.

Or perhaps Larry the Cable Guy.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 06, 2015 04:25 PM (659DL)

40 I have yet to meet ANY evangelical Christian who endorsed the murder of gays. Because, you see, thinking that marriage is a term that should be reserved for the union of one man and one woman is not the same thing as throwing gays off of buildings or stoning them, as they do in happy Muslim land.

I have no idea if you're a stupid left winger or a sock. You're a bore nevertheless.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 06, 2015 04:25 PM (DXzRD)

41 "This is not the Norwegian Islamic leader that I knew..."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 06, 2015 04:26 PM (659DL)

42 But of course, you guys are uncritical consumers of negative information about Muslims. You'll swallow anything negative about them without thought.
Posted by: Realism at February 06, 2015 04:20 PM (ibvmu)

----

So..... Im willing to listen your pro cliterectomy, head sawing, pilot immolating, sex trading, child murdering corpse fucking side of the debate.

Go right a ahead. Im listening.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 06, 2015 04:26 PM (NaV4z)

43 For a religion who hates on gays the way they do, they sure love them some Afghan dancing boys.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 06, 2015 04:26 PM (FsuaD)

44 Just got back from Twitter. What the fuck is Guy Benson's problem?

Posted by: packsoldier at February 06, 2015 04:26 PM (8T8H7)

45 ISIS Minutemen? As in, ready to murder at a minutes notice?

Posted by: Death Is Not The Worst Of Evils at February 06, 2015 04:26 PM (nbGZj)

46 Off with their heads! We'll find out if they are guilty later..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 06, 2015 04:27 PM (4+IgA)

47 Go on.....

Posted by: oh so Rev Farakhan at February 06, 2015 04:27 PM (Spluw)

48 so this blog is going to get stoned?

Well.. yannow....

Posted by: Bob Dylan at February 06, 2015 04:27 PM (5UYtO)

49 As a Certified Historian, I can tell you that NOTHING the "Christians" did during the Crusades nor during the Inquisition can compare with the deranged barbarity of what Muslims do all the time now and also did all the time back then too.

The worst Crhistian atrocities occured NOT during the Crusades nor during the Inquisition but actually during the 30 Years War, where Christian-on-Christian violence was taken to new levels of lethality. Also the "Abilgensian Crusade," which despite the name was not really a crusade but aside a mass excommunication of heretical sects, was also quite bloody and horrifying.

Then again, it happened 900 years ago, so there's that.

Every nation, every culture, every religion was MUCH more brutal 900 years ago. One could point one's finger in any random direction and find equal brutality around the world. It was a Christian thang.

Posted by: Reggie Love at February 06, 2015 04:27 PM (K4YiS)

50 @35 - Not ALL. But far too many for comfort.

Posted by: JEM at February 06, 2015 04:27 PM (o+SC1)

51 Go Crusaders
Go-Go Crusaders

http://is.gd/kDxhZ5

Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at February 06, 2015 04:27 PM (ZKzrr)

52 Ivanhoe? Starring Elizabeth Taylor?

http://youtu.be/ngn-GvqXIc8

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 06, 2015 04:27 PM (1JDCL)

53 As a Certified Historian, I can tell you that NOTHING the "Christians" did during the Crusades nor during the Inquisition can compare with the deranged barbarity of what Muslims do all the time now and also did all the time back then too.

The worst Crhistian atrocities occured NOT during the Crusades nor during the Inquisition but actually during the 30 Years War, where Christian-on-Christian violence was taken to new levels of lethality. Also the "Abilgensian Crusade," which despite the name was not really a crusade but aside a mass excommunication of heretical sects, was also quite bloody and horrifying.

Then again, it happened 900 years ago, so there's that.

Every nation, every culture, every religion was MUCH more brutal 900 years ago. One could point one's finger in any random direction and find equal brutality around the world. It wasn't a Christian thang.

Posted by: Reggie Love at February 06, 2015 04:27 PM (K4YiS)

54 Local story. There are no gays in Iran.

Posted by: Ahmad Ahmadinejad at February 06, 2015 04:27 PM (zxQ4h)

55 I have yet to meet ANY evangelical Christian who endorsed the murder of gays. Because, you see, thinking that marriage is a term that should be reserved for the union of one man and one woman is not the same thing as throwing gays off of buildings or stoning them, as they do in happy Muslim land.


They don't throw gays off the Church Steeple every Sunday PM down sour Jersey like they do up here in Bergen County? Sometimes it be raining gays up here

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2015 04:27 PM (nzKvP)

56 39 Legolas was a Silvan elf. The better reference would have been Elrond, who was half Noldor.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 06, 2015 04:25 PM (659DL)


NERDS!!!!!!

Posted by: Ogre at February 06, 2015 04:28 PM (vgIRn)

57 As in, when we say we got your goat....well, we got him.

Posted by: Mikey moores minutemen at February 06, 2015 04:28 PM (Spluw)

58 Lego my Legolas! He's mine!

Posted by: Reggie at February 06, 2015 04:28 PM (gwG9s)

59 "I have no idea if you're a stupid left winger or a sock. You're a bore nevertheless."

Dollar to a donut it's a regular who's just sockin' to get our goat. So to speak.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 06, 2015 04:28 PM (LA7Cm)

60 @49 - consider the Muslim capture of India.

Posted by: JEM at February 06, 2015 04:28 PM (o+SC1)

61 Pay attentip toe the SECOND of that double-post, where an egregious typo is fixed.

Also it's by me, not sock-Reggie.

Double boo-boo!

Posted by: zombie at February 06, 2015 04:28 PM (K4YiS)

62 Ever heard an evangelical Christian talk about what the fundamental, bedrock, universal beliefs of Christianity are?

John 3:16

That's about it, genius.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 06, 2015 04:28 PM (659DL)

63 @GuyBenson got his panties in a wad over being h/t by Ace. Check his twitter. But whatever you do, don't mention him in the same tweet as @AceofSpadesHQ.

Posted by: RokShox at February 06, 2015 04:29 PM (Ap82b)

64 TOTALLY the fault of THESE guys!

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/563808685500399616

Posted by: kbdabear at February 06, 2015 04:29 PM (GrXXa)

65 "Video at the link, showing the entire congregation raising their hands to agree with his each statement about executing, stoning, etc., all Sex Deviants."

Irrelevant. Because Crusades.

Posted by: Marmo, subject no. 284,963,107 at February 06, 2015 04:29 PM (QW+AD)

66
Christians who believe it is wrong want to save gay people from sin, out of compassion.
Muslims want to kill gay people, out of hatred.

Seems like there's a small distinction there.

Posted by: Meric1837 at February 06, 2015 04:29 PM (yrsus)

67 Abilgensian Crusade = Albigensian Crusade

I am a veritable typo machine today.

Posted by: zombie at February 06, 2015 04:29 PM (K4YiS)

68
The reason that mohammedans hate homosexuals is because they are so tempting.

It's really a self-hate for their own feelings.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 06, 2015 04:30 PM (40li+)

69 NERDS!!!!!!
Posted by: Ogre at February 06, 2015 04:28 PM (vgIRn)


I was so hoping the Ewok himself would call me a name over that one.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 06, 2015 04:30 PM (659DL)

70 John 3:16

That's about it, genius.

Thanks. Well put.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 06, 2015 04:30 PM (DXzRD)

71 I went from hating muslims to lying in favor of them. This makes sense to me.

Posted by: surrealism at February 06, 2015 04:30 PM (Spluw)

72 43 For a religion who hates on gays the way they do, they sure love them some Afghan dancing boys.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 06, 2015 04:26 PM (FsuaD)

Frontline, of all news outlets, devoted a documentary segment to the boy sex slave trade in Afghan.

Kinda blew my mind that they even covered the topic.

Posted by: Hawkins1701 at February 06, 2015 04:30 PM (MwNvC)

73 Awaits the formation of The San Francisco Brigade.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 06, 2015 04:30 PM (vPh3W)

74 @35 - Not ALL. But far too many for comfort.

Posted by: JEM at February 06, 2015 04:27 PM (o+SC1)


No, ALL.

The Koran preaches this stuff. So if they believe their own "holy" book (which is kind of prerequisite for holding the title "practicing, believing Mohammedan"), then they believe that all homosexuals deserve death.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 06, 2015 04:30 PM (kff5f)

75 Frontline, of all news outlets, devoted a documentary segment to the boy sex slave trade in Afghan.
--------------

But..., was it positive, or negative?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 06, 2015 04:31 PM (vPh3W)

76 Yeah, the Templars sucked - like 800 years ago. I should know.

But these days, not so much. Fucking TFG.

Posted by: Altair Ibn La'Ahad at February 06, 2015 04:31 PM (UTVh8)

77

One thing they're all missing out on: a good scotch.

Fools.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: TGIF!!! at February 06, 2015 04:31 PM (IXrOn)

78 *ponders movie title for an X-rated flick*

Islam, the Butt Crusades.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 06, 2015 04:31 PM (1JDCL)

79 Warning math: Heard a Palestinian say today that we make the mistake of thinking of two kinds of Muslims. Terrorists and moderates. Nope. he said 5% are the bombers, rapers killers. Another 10% agree with the bomber, rapers, killers but don't participate. The other 85% are Muslims who want to take over the world by stealth conversion or subtle intimidation such as the no-go zones in various areas and expanding in these countries by proliferation. Thus multiple wives. many children, and closed society to prevent assimilation of them. BUT no doubt that they all want the whole world to be Muslim. Period.

Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at February 06, 2015 04:31 PM (Msg5U)

80 John 3:16

That's about it, genius.


You missed "Christ, and Him crucified."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 06, 2015 04:32 PM (kff5f)

81 I hate to break this to Jon Chait, who appears to believe the Bobby Jindal is a super skary Medieval Christian, but I would be more than happy to stand next to Bobby Jindal on the roof of the Burj Khalifa.

I would not be happy at all to stand next to pretty much any Imam from Saudi Arabia on the first step off the ground.

But Jindal is the threat to me, y'all.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny at February 06, 2015 04:32 PM (mf5HN)

82
Oh man, the pictures on this post. Legolas? What?

Also, should I add Ivanhoe to my reading list for some reason?

Posted by: Lea at February 06, 2015 04:32 PM (lIU4e)

83 Ah, wrong Guy Benson. Got it.

Posted by: packsoldier at February 06, 2015 04:32 PM (8T8H7)

84 Irrelevant. Because Crusades.
Posted by: Marmo
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British, Malaya

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 06, 2015 04:33 PM (vPh3W)

85 They need more Muslims in Greece. That's where all those Greek Homos are.

Posted by: The Rev. Al Sharpton at February 06, 2015 04:33 PM (OD2ni)

86 When people bring up Benghazi...

"Dude, that was 2 years ago!"

But Barky never tires of reaching back 100s of years in the pastto dredge up things...if it will help him in his mission to destroy the West.

Posted by: wheatie at February 06, 2015 04:33 PM (hX3bN)

87 If one Muslim cleric said, then it must be true!

Yeah, one Muslim cleric - and 99% of his audience. At a conference on tolerance, I seem to recall.

Posted by: ChicagoRefugee at February 06, 2015 04:33 PM (FIiXm)

88 Also, should I add Ivanhoe to my reading list for some reason?

Posted by: Lea at February 06, 2015 04:32 PM (lIU4e)


The bad guys are Moors, I think: Mohammedans.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 06, 2015 04:33 PM (kff5f)

89 *ponders movie title for an X-rated flick*

----

Lawrence of A Labia.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 06, 2015 04:33 PM (NaV4z)

90 *ponders movie title for an X-rated flick*

Islam, the Butt Crusades.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 06, 2015 04:31 PM (1JDCL)


I have come seeking the Butt Crusader!!!!

Posted by: Mohammad at February 06, 2015 04:33 PM (V+kmg)

91

And, the Progressive Crusade marches on.

A hundred years from now, people will be telling their kids...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: TGIF!!! at February 06, 2015 04:34 PM (IXrOn)

92 81 I hate to break this to Jon Chait, who appears to believe the Bobby Jindal is a super skary Medieval Christian, but I would be more than happy to stand next to Bobby Jindal on the roof of the Burj Khalifa.

I would not be happy at all to stand next to pretty much any Imam from Saudi Arabia on the first step off the ground.

But Jindal is the threat to me, y'all.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny at February 06, 2015 04:32 PM (mf5HN)



Well he gets annoyed when you try to look down Susie Perkins blouse in math class.

Posted by: Buzzion at February 06, 2015 04:34 PM (z/Ubi)

93 The important thing is not that one guy said this. It's that everybody raised their hands.

It's the principle I apply to acts of Islamic terror - I am much less interested in the blathering of individual terrorists explaining why they did it, than in polls that show widespread support for the acts among Muslims.

Posted by: Edgar Allan Schmoe at February 06, 2015 04:34 PM (fSmlv)

94 Correct me if I'm wrong but weren't the muslims pretty damn ruthless during the Crusades era as well?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 06, 2015 04:34 PM (g1DWB)

95 Get off your high horse. There's Christians right here in America who don't want to bake cakes for gay weddings.

Posted by: Barack Obama at February 06, 2015 04:34 PM (2jQGY)

96 In all these movies the Navy guys are always wearing Whites? Who wears Whites unless you have to?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2015 04:34 PM (nzKvP)

97 Irrelevant. Because Crusades.

Dear Muslims, you know that big "mosque" in Istanbul? Hagia Sophia? We're not really interested in subletting it, so if we could have it back, that'd be great.

Come to think of it, didn't the whole city once have a different name? How exactly did it come to be yours? Yeah, we'd like that back, too.

Posted by: pep at February 06, 2015 04:34 PM (4nR9/)

98 I live in my own reality.

Posted by: Brian 'Keeping It Reality' Williams at February 06, 2015 04:34 PM (gwG9s)

99 But of course, you guys are uncritical consumers of
negative information about Muslims. You'll swallow anything negative
about them without thought.

Posted by: Realism

Dear 'Realism'

Were are consumers of the finest news reporting from the source itself, gay mooslime extremists who put out self produce video's of the atrocities they are committing.

Do carry your narrow ass away or kindly go fvck yourself, soonest.

Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at February 06, 2015 04:34 PM (baiNQ)

100 85 They need more Muslims in Greece. That's where all those Greek Homos are.
Posted by: The Rev. Al Sharpton


There already are lots of Muslims in most of Greece.

So many that they changed the name of that part of Greece to "Turkey."

Posted by: zombie at February 06, 2015 04:35 PM (K4YiS)

101 Also, should I add Ivanhoe to my reading list for some reason?
Posted by: Lea
-----------------

Only if you wish to be well read.
Scott tells interesting tales.
Ivanhoe is a lesson in life's unfairness.

Rob Roy, also.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 06, 2015 04:35 PM (vPh3W)

102 Pederasty predates Islam and Christianity.
It was popular with ancient Greeks & Persians (example: Alexander and his Persian "boy" Bagoas)

Notice that it's Christianity that made it taboo.

Posted by: @votermom at February 06, 2015 04:35 PM (cbfNE)

103 Sometimes it be raining gays up here
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2015 04:27 PM


Hallelujah!

Wait...gays? Nevermind...

Posted by: The Weathergirls at February 06, 2015 04:35 PM (h4vJk)

104 But the Crusades, and the Inquisition, and don't forget the Holocaust caused by that good Catholic Adolf Hitler.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 06, 2015 04:35 PM (V70Uh)

105 It's been said that massive wars in Europe culled the best and bravest in two generations, and that what is there now is the offspring of the rest.

Wonder of all the bravest of the Norse left to go raiding and diminished the gene pool of the Norsemen also.

They could use some of that mettle now.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 06, 2015 04:35 PM (XmOA9)

106 78
*ponders movie title for an X-rated flick*

Islam, the Butt Crusades.


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD)


Booty Knights

Posted by: pep at February 06, 2015 04:35 PM (4nR9/)

107 The important thing is not that one guy said this. It's that everybody raised their hands.

Like Sherry Sherrod- the story wasn't her anecdote, the story was how supportive of her anecdote the NAACP audience was.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 06, 2015 04:35 PM (kff5f)

108
The bad guys are Moors, I think: Mohammedans.
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OK. It's free on kindle so why not!

Posted by: Lea at February 06, 2015 04:36 PM (lIU4e)

109 *sticks fingers in ears* "La la la la la la la la. Oh, and BOOOOOOSH!"

Posted by: typical LIV at February 06, 2015 04:36 PM (8TdcF)

110 Correct me if I'm wrong but weren't the muslims pretty damn ruthless during the Crusades era as well?
Posted by: JackStraw at February 06, 2015 04:34 PM (g1DWB)

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Not only that.... but they invaded Europe 400 years *before* the first Crusade.... and almost conquered it. Turned back in FRANCE by Charles Martel.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 06, 2015 04:36 PM (NaV4z)

111 94 Correct me if I'm wrong but weren't the muslims pretty damn ruthless during the Crusades era as well?
Posted by: JackStraw at February 06, 2015 04:34 PM (g1DWB)

You're not wrong.

All that's changed is their ability to record atrocities in high-def, and that whole "really could bring about the apocalypse with a nuke" thing.

Posted by: Hawkins1701 at February 06, 2015 04:36 PM (MwNvC)

112 94 Correct me if I'm wrong but weren't the muslims pretty damn ruthless during the Crusades era as well?
Posted by: JackStraw


Incredibly ruthless. Worse than the Christians.

But NARRATIVE NARRATIVE NARRATIVE shut up!!!!

Posted by: zombie at February 06, 2015 04:36 PM (K4YiS)

113 "Correct me if I'm wrong but weren't the muslims pretty damn ruthless during the Crusades era as well?"

Considering their violent conquest of half the known planet is what triggered the crusades, I'm gong with "yes" to that question.

Posted by: Lauren at February 06, 2015 04:36 PM (MYCIw)

114 I feel compelled to point out that Legolas used to bang the stuffing out of Miranda Kerr.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny at February 06, 2015 04:37 PM (mf5HN)

115 Ace's commentary on this just reminds me of the redneck guys from South Park starting out with "They took our jobs!" And just progressively getting more incoherent and funny with reach reutterance until it's "Derk der jer!"

Posted by: Buzzion at February 06, 2015 04:37 PM (z/Ubi)

116 Jonah Goldberg's analysis from NRO

http://tinyurl.com/k82mldw

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 06, 2015 04:37 PM (V70Uh)

117 A Thousand and One Booty Knights
Posted by: pep at February 06, 2015 04:35 PM (4nR9/)


FIFY

Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's Democratic Republic of Alextopia at February 06, 2015 04:37 PM (V+kmg)

118 One thing they're all missing out on: a good scotch.

Fools.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette: TGIF!!! at February 06, 2015 04:31 PM

Got the Glen Morangie 12 year sitting right here!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 06, 2015 04:37 PM (08Znv)

119 Ever heard the phrase "methinks he doth protest too much?"

Yeah, muzzies and homosexuality. Talk one game, play the other.

Back when the AIDS epidemic was a thing, all those muzzie countries in Africa pretended like there was something special about how it was being transmitted, because somehow, some way, contrary to EVERYWHERE ELSE IN THE WORLD, we were supposed to believe there WAS NO homosexuality, and therefore, these wildly outrageous HIV rates must have been due to the virus being more easily transmitted heterosexually.

Yeah, sure.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 06, 2015 04:38 PM (TOk1P)

120 Dollar to a donut it's a regular who's just sockin' to get our goat. So to speak.

We're supposed to have Goats?

I didn't see that in the FAQ's.

Posted by: JB1000 at February 06, 2015 04:38 PM (16OL0)

121 Clearly this guy needs to talk to Obama and Kerry about the True Meaning of Islam. Sounds like he's mistaken and confused. Right?

Posted by: Stu-22 at February 06, 2015 04:38 PM (RMOpc)

122 Wait.....are we saying Legolas was a pole smoker?

Posted by: eleven -- aka notorious Mick at February 06, 2015 04:38 PM (MDgS8)

123 No comment.

Posted by: Brendan Eich at February 06, 2015 04:38 PM (zauWW)

124 "95 Get off your high horse. There's Christians right here in America who don't want to bake cakes for gay weddings.Posted by: Barack Obama at February 06, 2015 04:34 PM (2jQGY)"In know thisis funny and laughable, but to the Sally Kohns of the world, the twoare morally eqiavlent. And they control the culture.

Posted by: Benji Carver at February 06, 2015 04:38 PM (OD2ni)

125 Wonder of all the bravest of the Norse left to go raiding and diminished the gene pool of the Norsemen also. They could use some of that mettle now.
Posted by: OneEyedJack

The bravest of the Norse went raiding and murdered and/or enslaved anyone weaker than they. Speaking as a bograt, I'm happy that they died off or calmed down.

Posted by: Blue Hen at February 06, 2015 04:38 PM (Spluw)

126 Did you know that Sharyl Attkisson was actually with Hillary on that Bosnia trip that Hillary claimed to have experienced "sniper fire"?

I didn't know that.

But yeah...Attkisson was a part of the press that accompanied Hillary on that trip.

In case you missed it, she posted about it on her blog yesterday:

http://tinyurl.com/mp4lbr8


She really blows Hillary out of the water on that whopper, once and for all.

Posted by: wheatie at February 06, 2015 04:39 PM (hX3bN)

127 The bravest of the Norse went raiding and murdered and/or enslaved anyone weaker than they. Speaking as a bograt, I'm happy that they died off or calmed down.

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Which reminds me.

The return of Ragnor Lothbrok is soon upon us.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 06, 2015 04:40 PM (NaV4z)

128 Love the Bugs Bunny pic. LOL. So appropriate for these jokers. (Not the Islamists. They're not kidding.)

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 06, 2015 04:40 PM (oa/c7)

129
Not only that.... but they invaded Europe 400 years *before* the first Crusade.... and almost conquered it. Turned back in FRANCE by Charles Martel.

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And held off in Eastern Europe by Vlad Tepes and Stephen Bathory, among others. Mohammedans have tried several times to destroy Christian Europe.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 06, 2015 04:40 PM (40li+)

130 Wonder of all the bravest of the Norse left to go raiding and diminished the gene pool of the Norsemen also.

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But they seeded the raidees' gene pool.
"Pillage, rape, THEN burn!"

Posted by: @votermom at February 06, 2015 04:40 PM (cbfNE)

131
Gays?

Doesn't anyone feel dumb saying this word?

It's a goddam adjective meaning happy; not a goddam noun.

Posted by: Soothsayer learned psychology from Bob Newhart at February 06, 2015 04:41 PM (haxo2)

132 I was on horseback with a Knight Hospitaller when we were hit by a RPG.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 06, 2015 04:41 PM (x+JWb)

133 Debbie Does Damascus

Posted by: wth at February 06, 2015 04:41 PM (wAQA5)

134 How many Crusaders does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question. They didn't have light bulbs a thousand years ago.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 06, 2015 04:41 PM (Xrson)

135 But I don't think anything can beat: "What about the British in Malaya in the 1950s???!!!!!"

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 06, 2015 04:41 PM (oa/c7)

136 "Mohammedans have tried several times to destroy Christian Europe."

And now, like vampires, they have been invited in.

Posted by: Lauren at February 06, 2015 04:41 PM (MYCIw)

137 Everything about Bush was evil
Ergo, everything NOT Bush is good
Bush fought Muslims because Daddy and Oil
blah blah Isreael or some shit

Therefore, you filthy racist h8ers... your clear and unrepentent Islamophobia renders your arguments null and you as immoral unpersons.

Posted by: Hipster douche who's better than you at February 06, 2015 04:41 PM (0tmLY)

138 >>Not only that.... but they invaded Europe 400 years *before* the first Crusade.... and almost conquered it. Turned back in FRANCE by Charles Martel.

That was my understanding. So what Obama is really saying is that while both religions employed practices that are abhorrent by today's standards, one evolved and one did not.

Another rhetorical winner by King Putt.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 06, 2015 04:42 PM (g1DWB)

139 "Lying in Bed, just like Brian Williams Did"

Barenaked Ladies

someone needs to do that song parody

Posted by: Illiniwek at February 06, 2015 04:42 PM (n9wDt)

140 >>I am a veritable typo machine today.

I once was shot at while riding in a veritable typo machine...

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 06, 2015 04:42 PM (0xTsz)

141 I hope that before Islam completely takes over Norway the homosexuals will get the heck out of there.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 06, 2015 04:42 PM (DXzRD)

142 Debbie Does Damascus

Posted by: wth at February 06, 2015 04:41 PM


Deep Goat

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 06, 2015 04:42 PM (h4vJk)

143 I rescued a puppy from a Templar Knight during the crusades.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 06, 2015 04:42 PM (gC3Mi)

144 Love the Bugs Bunny pic. LOL. So appropriate for these jokers. (Not the Islamists. They're not kidding.)
Posted by: chique d'afrique

Agreed.

Butit's sad that a family is mourning the loss of what appears to be a beautiful, caring young woman, and JEF made the focus on anything but.

Posted by: Blue Hen at February 06, 2015 04:42 PM (Spluw)

145 Mohammedans have tried several times to destroy Christian Europe.

They seem to be succeeding with post-Christian Europe.

Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at February 06, 2015 04:42 PM (ZKzrr)

146 Hhmmm from 1840 History of the Moors in Spain

http://www.gutenberg.org/cache/epub/22337/pg22337.html

Publisher's advertisement starts with -

We are accustomed to look upon the followers of the Arabian Prophet as little better than barbarians, remarkable chiefly for ignorance, cruelty, and a blind and persecuting spirit of fanaticism. As it regards the character of the Mohammedans at the present day, and, indeed, their moral and intellectual condition for the last two centuries, there is no great error in this opinion. But they are a degenerated race.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 06, 2015 04:42 PM (1JDCL)

147 "We're supposed to have Goats? "



It's optional.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 06, 2015 04:43 PM (LA7Cm)

148 The video I want to watch is the one that isn't there. That guy needs to be smacked upside the head with Bug's scepter.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 06, 2015 04:43 PM (IN7k+)

149 Debbie Does Damascus

--
Dobbie (the House Elf) Does Damascus

Posted by: @votermom at February 06, 2015 04:43 PM (cbfNE)

150 126 Did you know that Sharyl Attkisson was actually with Hillary on that Bosnia trip that Hillary claimed to have experienced "sniper fire"?
I didn't know that.
But yeah...Attkisson was a part of the press that accompanied Hillary on that trip.
In case you missed it, she posted about it on her blog yesterday: http://tinyurl.com/mp4lbr8
She really blows Hillary out of the water on that whopper, once and for all.
Posted by: wheatie
________________________________

Attkisson harms her own credibility in that link by referring to Sinbad as a comedian.

Posted by: Furious George at February 06, 2015 04:43 PM (UlJ3l)

151 So what Obama is really saying is that while both religions employed practices that are abhorrent by today's standards, one evolved and one did not.

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No... what he's really saying is "shut the fuck up you right wing white people".

Posted by: fixerupper at February 06, 2015 04:43 PM (NaV4z)

152
132 I was on horseback with a Knight Hospitaller when we were hit by a RPG.
Posted by: Brian Williams at February 06, 2015 04:41 PM (x+JWb)



Funny thing is that the Knights Hospitaller still exist. Not actually relevant but I love that little factoid and fuck the Templar fans. They got wiped out the Hospitaller didn't.

Posted by: Buzzion at February 06, 2015 04:43 PM (z/Ubi)

153 Knight Hospitaller

Pussy.

Posted by: Livonian Brothers of the Sword (A Koch Company) at February 06, 2015 04:43 PM (659DL)

154 The Fellowship of the Ring is a fabulous group of adventuresome men. Sturdy, brave, loyal men... Time for my pipe!

Posted by: JRR Tolkien at February 06, 2015 04:43 PM (gwG9s)

155 Mohammedans have tried several times to destroy Christian Europe.

They seem to be succeeding with post-Christian Europe.
Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at February 06, 2015 04:42 PM (ZKzrr)


Coincidence?

I think not.

Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's Democratic Republic of Alextopia at February 06, 2015 04:44 PM (V+kmg)

156 We are accustomed to look upon the followers of the Arabian Prophet as little better than barbarians, remarkable chiefly for ignorance, cruelty, and a blind and persecuting spirit of fanaticism. As it regards the character of the Mohammedans at the present day, and, indeed, their moral and intellectual condition for the last two centuries, there is no great error in this opinion. But they are a degenerated race.

That's freaking awesome.

In 1840 people realized that Mohammedanism was an evil death cult.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 06, 2015 04:44 PM (kff5f)

157
Muslims in Norway. Why??

Muslims truly are like earth's cancer, aren't they.

Posted by: Soothsayer learned psychology from Bob Newhart at February 06, 2015 04:45 PM (haxo2)

158 I saw Veritable Typo Machine open for Double Entendre at Joe Louis Arena back in '79

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 06, 2015 04:45 PM (2Ayux)

159 For some other real howlers, just search for "ibvmu" on acecomments.mu.nu.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at February 06, 2015 04:45 PM (MbqmP)

160
More like Earth's leprosy...with cancer.

Posted by: Soothsayer learned psychology from Bob Newhart at February 06, 2015 04:45 PM (haxo2)

161 You know what else is not extreme? Stoning a homosexual to death when he doesn't succumb to being thrown 12 stories from a building.

That's a rather nice touch.

Posted by: Fritz at February 06, 2015 04:46 PM (UzPAd)

162 What happened to the Spanish Inquisition video? Not that it matters, just wondering why it was pulled.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 06, 2015 04:46 PM (IN7k+)

163
A carcinogenic leprosy. Yeah, that's it.

Posted by: Soothsayer learned psychology from Bob Newhart at February 06, 2015 04:46 PM (haxo2)

164 150...Attkisson harms her own credibility in that link by referring to Sinbad as a comedian.

Posted by: Furious George at February 06, 2015 04:43 PM (UlJ3l)


Heh.
Well to be fair, Sinbad used to be funny back then, in the 90's.

Posted by: wheatie at February 06, 2015 04:46 PM (hX3bN)

165 "Today we are the poorest, the most illiterate, the most backward, the most unhealthy, the most un-enlightened, the most deprived, and the weakest of all the human race'
- Pervez Musharraf

Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's Democratic Republic of Alextopia at February 06, 2015 04:46 PM (V+kmg)

166 From Attkisson:

Clinton never fully explained how she could have made such a mistake as saying she had ducked sniper fire when there hadn’t been a sniper in sight. Initially, she stated “I was sleep deprived and I misspoke.”

From Hillary!:

Ah ain’t no ways tarred

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 06, 2015 04:46 PM (vPh3W)

167 But of course, you guys are uncritical consumers of negative information about Muslims. You'll swallow anything negative about them without thought.

Posted by: Realism at February 06, 2015 04:20 PM (ibvmu)

And you will swallow anything if the john pays an extra $10

Posted by: kbdabear at February 06, 2015 04:46 PM (GrXXa)

168 Maltese falcon. The stuff dreams are made of.

Posted by: Sam Spade at February 06, 2015 04:46 PM (W5DcG)

169 Ali Babukakke

Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2015 04:46 PM (2Ojst)

170 A Crusader walks into a bar and orders a Shirley Templar.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 06, 2015 04:47 PM (Xrson)

171 Tight Templars IV

Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2015 04:47 PM (2Ojst)

172 Muslims in Norway. Why??
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They invented the cellphone.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 06, 2015 04:48 PM (vPh3W)

173
Only if you wish to be well read.
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BTW, Ouch! I read a lot of books, but I haven't read that one.

Posted by: Lea at February 06, 2015 04:48 PM (lIU4e)

174 the porn titles are killin me. Keep em cum, er, coming.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 06, 2015 04:48 PM (XmOA9)

175
Ever heard the phrase "methinks he doth protest too much?"

My guide to Arab culture before it was mediated by our betters is TE Lawrence's "Seven Pillars of Wisdom".

On the first page, the First page, he says basically "it was war, we were scared, and we all screwed each other in the sand at night".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 06, 2015 04:48 PM (JtwS4)

176
So, what we have to do is obvious:

Re-envision the Crusades as an LGBT Rights uprising

You know, like the Alamo

Posted by: Bigby's Chopsticks at February 06, 2015 04:48 PM (3ZtZW)

177 Mohammedans, not Muslims. It is a cult that follows Mohamed.



Please stop with this stupid Islam, Muslim, etc. They worship a pedophile.



No not Harry Reid.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 06, 2015 04:49 PM (0FSuD)

178 Islam is at war with civilization. The Democrats will refuse to believe this even as their throats are being cut.

Posted by: Null at February 06, 2015 04:49 PM (xjpRj)

179
Gays?

Doesn't anyone feel dumb saying this word?

It's a goddam adjective meaning happy; not a goddam noun.
.....................
Calm down mate and have a fag.

Posted by: Crocodile Dundee at February 06, 2015 04:49 PM (wAQA5)

180 Tossed Saladin

Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 06, 2015 04:49 PM (Xrson)

181 Saladin Tossin' Babes

Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2015 04:49 PM (2Ojst)

182 SCOAMF choose... poorly.

Posted by: The Grail Knight from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade at February 06, 2015 04:49 PM (f8y+G)

183 Podcast reaching the "Crusades" portion. Been a very good one so far.

Posted by: Lincolntf at February 06, 2015 04:49 PM (2cS/G)

184 BTW, Ouch! I read a lot of books, but I haven't read that one.

I'll allow it...IF you are familiar with the various genres of lesbian pron.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 06, 2015 04:50 PM (659DL)

185 OK later alligators.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 06, 2015 04:50 PM (0FSuD)

186 I wonder if we can get Netflix to do a Marco Polo style series on the Crusades? Probably not since there'd be muslima boobies.

Posted by: Lauren at February 06, 2015 04:50 PM (MYCIw)

187 136 "Mohammedans have tried several times to destroy Christian Europe."

And now, like vampires, they have been invited in.
Posted by: Lauren at February 06, 2015 04:41 PM (MYCIw)

Maybe they think they'll be emo vampires like the ones in Twilight. (Or so I hear. I am proud to say I have never experienced the misfortune of watching that dreck. I don't even believe I've ever seen a trailer. Yay me.)

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 06, 2015 04:50 PM (oa/c7)

188 "Today we are the poorest, the most illiterate, the most backward, the most unhealthy, the most un-enlightened, the most deprived, and the weakest of all the human race'

so long will they be a little people, a silly people, greedy, barbarous, and cruel,

Posted by: Larry of Albania at February 06, 2015 04:50 PM (W5DcG)

189 Please stop with this stupid Islam, Muslim, etc. They worship a pedophile.

This.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 06, 2015 04:50 PM (kff5f)

190 Going to go play some Insurgency. Awesome PC game on Steam that involves co-op play as Western coalition forces clearing Middle East-ish areas of Arabic-speaking, face-hiding, brown-skinned dudes with RPGs and AK74s that attempt to kill you on sight.

First game I've ever played with Coptic Christians as villains. Can't imagine who else they'd be.

Posted by: S at February 06, 2015 04:50 PM (NhLdG)

191 Damn! Didn't any of you people see 'Jingle All the Way' ? I hilariously stole that movie! It's a Christmas classic better than 'A Christmas Story'!

Posted by: Sinbad at February 06, 2015 04:50 PM (gwG9s)

192 Many years ago I had a blog. Nice traffic, but too many death threats directed at me to suit my personal taste. Anyway, a huge source for me was an Iranian ex-pat living in [redacted]. He'd have pictures and the translation of events where multiple gays were being lifted by their throats with cranes. Cranes, like how you move steel beams around in a constructive society. Used to kill gay people. Complete with photographers and a supportive crowd of well-wishers... probably the inverse term, but whatevah.

Obama can kiss my ass.

Posted by: Name Withheld Upon Request at February 06, 2015 04:50 PM (zxQ4h)

193 Debbie Does Damascus
Dobbie (the House Elf) Does Damascus


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Womb Raider

Posted by: Diogenes at February 06, 2015 04:51 PM (08Znv)

194 Come on. Obama's "race" still burns people alive using "tire necklaces" so you should not be so judgmental of these eye cyst guys.

Posted by: robstron12 at February 06, 2015 04:51 PM (Xsbea)

195 so long will they be a little people, a silly people, greedy, barbarous, and cruel,
Posted by: Larry of Albania at February 06, 2015 04:50 PM (W5DcG)


It will always be thus until there is a Muslim Martin Luther.

But every time there is one...he quickly assumes room temperature.

Because Islam.

Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's Democratic Republic of Alextopia at February 06, 2015 04:51 PM (V+kmg)

196 Muslims in Norway. Why??


Social justice!

Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at February 06, 2015 04:51 PM (ZKzrr)

197 Saudimized Babes Part II

Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2015 04:52 PM (2Ojst)

198 Only if you wish to be well read.
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BTW, Ouch! I read a lot of books, but I haven't read that one.
Posted by: Lea
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Didn't mean it to be snarky...., but it is true. A nodding familiarity with Scott is good thing.

You won't find a resume like this for Stephan King : http://tinyurl.com/m99ks

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 06, 2015 04:52 PM (vPh3W)

199 Speaking of the Crusades, I would recommend a book that first came out in 1930 that was well written, "The Crusades: Iron Men and Saintsby Harold Lamb." Specifically about the First Crusade in 1096.

They don't write them like that anymore.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at February 06, 2015 04:52 PM (4j8Nl)

200 They worship a pedophile.

A pedophile that admitted that he could not discern the voice of Satan.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 06, 2015 04:52 PM (659DL)

201 Camel Toes Across the Desert

Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2015 04:53 PM (2Ojst)

202
Arab Spring Break Gone Wild!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at February 06, 2015 04:53 PM (NaV4z)

203 12th Iman Gangbang

Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 06, 2015 04:53 PM (Xrson)

204 Shhhhhhhh! Th agreed upon lie (taqqiya!) is that those extreme dudes are no true Muslims!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2015 04:53 PM (WvpaS)

205 201
Camel Toes Across the Desert

Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2015 04:53 PM (2Ojst)

With cut off clits.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 06, 2015 04:53 PM (0FSuD)

206 Come on. Obama's "race" still burns people alive using "tire necklaces" so you should not be so judgmental of these eye cyst guys.
Posted by: robstron
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* scribbles down name *

Posted by: Willie Mandella at February 06, 2015 04:54 PM (vPh3W)

207 I have no idea if you're a stupid left winger or a sock. You're a bore nevertheless.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 06, 2015 04:25 PM (DXzRD)

This x eleventy gabillion

Posted by: GMB World Class Tyrant at February 06, 2015 04:54 PM (C8x6r)

208 Posted by: robstron12 at February 06, 2015 04:51 PM (Xsbea)

Please go back to StornFront .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 06, 2015 04:54 PM (DXzRD)

209 Back Door Burkas

Posted by: wth at February 06, 2015 04:54 PM (wAQA5)

210 Pay the Jizz-ya

Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2015 04:54 PM (2Ojst)

211 We Were Seljuks Once, and Hung

Posted by: pep at February 06, 2015 04:54 PM (4nR9/)

212 We visited Malta while on a cruise several years ago. Malta has an interesting history with Islam. Very interesting.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 06, 2015 04:54 PM (FsuaD)

213 >>Muslims in Norway. Why??

It's bad. Just check out the stories on Gates of Vienna blog.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2015 04:54 PM (WvpaS)

214 I remember way back in middle school, I read this historical romance set in the middle ages. The woman's handsome Crusader husband is captured by the Saracens, so she sets off to go to King Richard's court in where ever they were in the Holy Land to get help to have him ransomed.
In the meantime meets the romantic lead (another Crusader).
When she finally tracks down her husband he doesn't want to be ransomed because he prefers being the Saracen chief's catamite. Plus opium.
LOL.
It's a good thing my parents never checked what I was reading.

Posted by: @votermom at February 06, 2015 04:54 PM (cbfNE)

215 In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon

Posted by: Diogenes at February 06, 2015 04:54 PM (08Znv)

216 An addendum to the book I linked to has this to say about Islam and the Crusades.

The religious ardour of the Crusaders, in the eleventh and twelfth centuries, to exterminate Mohammedanism, did not exceed, if it even equalled, that of the Arab soldiers by whom that system had been originally propagated. Whatever secular principles and ambition influenced them, they took credit for fighting in the support of truth and virtue. The sword and the Koran were equally the companions and the instruments of their wars. "The circumstance," says Paley, in his admirable exhibition of the Evidences of Christianity,[1] "that Mohammed's conquests should carry his religion along with them, will excite little surprise when we know the conditions which he proposed to the vanquished: death or conversion was the only choice offered to idolaters. To the Jews and Christians was left the somewhat milder {234} alternative of subjection and tribute if they persisted in their own religion, or of an equal participation of the rights and liberties, the honours and privileges of the faithful if they embraced the religion of their conquerors."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 06, 2015 04:55 PM (1JDCL)

217 209
Back Door Burkas

Posted by: wth at February 06, 2015 04:54 PM (wAQA5)

Bahhh

Posted by: The Goat at February 06, 2015 04:55 PM (0FSuD)

218 A little mood music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhhDbaah9DQ

Posted by: The Crusading Hat at February 06, 2015 04:55 PM (0Ew3K)

219 Free My Willy

Posted by: Diogenes at February 06, 2015 04:55 PM (08Znv)

220

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION

Posted by: Tomas de Torquemada at February 06, 2015 04:55 PM (kFxpe)

221 LGBT murders don't matter to the Leftards, nor do abuse of women, subjugation of women, rape of pubescent boys, or the practice of slavery, both white and dark. It doesn't matter to the Leftards because the Muzzies are Brown Third World Oppressed, who were victims of Imperialism, Capitalism, and Zionism. So the Brown Muzzies get a pass on killing and burning because they have the right to payback, or political expression, and CRUSADES!!

(Actually, this sounds a lot like the Leftards' defense of the torching of a Missouri town too. One problem, one excuse, one solution?)

Posted by: exdem13 at February 06, 2015 04:56 PM (/mTq0)

222 Gah. What a week.

Anyhow, O/T but very cute, daddy owl brings momma owl breakfast in bed this morning:

http://tinyurl.com/pc6wjh7

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 06, 2015 04:56 PM (FsuaD)

223 Btw the title of that romance was My Lady's Crusade

Posted by: @votermom at February 06, 2015 04:56 PM (cbfNE)

224 Bahhh
Posted by: The Goat
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I'd walk a mile for a camel.

Posted by: Muslim joke, and yet not joke. at February 06, 2015 04:56 PM (vPh3W)

225 The following is anecdotal, but illustrative. Many years age (about 30 or so, to be exact), I was working for a large oil company here in Houston in their IT department. One day I wandered into the computer room to find a rather, um, strident discussion taking place between one of the operators who was very openly gay, and three black women who were also operators. And yes, the subject under discussion was homosexuality, the gay guy on the pro side, the black women on the anti side.

So I'm standing there listening to this bunch go at it, and up walks the two network guys, who also starting listening to the proceedings.

Now in those days the country had yet to be subjected to the flood of Muzzies that we have had in more recent times, but they were starting to appear even then. One of the network guys was from Kuwait. At one point there was a pause in the conversation and I turned to this fellow of the ROP persuasion and asked him, in my naivete, "You are a Muslim, where do you all stand on this issue?" (I really didn't know and was curious.)

His reply was "Homosexuality is wrong. The punishment is death."

You could have heard a pin drop at that point (no mean feat in a room containing an IBM 3033 mainframe), and the conversation came to an immediate halt and everyone just walked away, especially the gay guy.

As I said, illustrative. And yes, "Realism", illustrative of the average Muslim. So suck it, bitch.

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - SMOD is missing at February 06, 2015 04:56 PM (yTMXB)

226
Ain't no middle eastern bakeries making penis cakes for "gay" weddings, are there? Wonder why...

Posted by: Soothsayer learned psychology from Bob Newhart at February 06, 2015 04:57 PM (haxo2)

227 @218

No fcuk that. THIS.



http://tinyurl.com/oodegsr

Posted by: The Goat at February 06, 2015 04:57 PM (0FSuD)

228 Get that goat sock outa here

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 06, 2015 04:57 PM (0FSuD)

229 Crusaders, come out and plaaaaya

Posted by: Luther de les Rogues at February 06, 2015 04:58 PM (kFxpe)

230

Arise Sir Loin of Beef, Duke of Ellingtion, Earl of Hines, Count of Basie, Milk of Magnesia, Quarter of Ten . . .

Hmm, got lots of stamina!


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 06, 2015 05:00 PM (CMkNk)

231 Anyhow, O/T but very cute, daddy owl brings momma owl breakfast in bed this morning:
------------

Dammit! She batted her eyes at him. All women are alike. Poor daddy.

Posted by: Muslim joke, and yet not joke. at February 06, 2015 05:01 PM (vPh3W)

232 Moar better. Let's get it on! For the gheys!




http://tinyurl.com/jvr9caq




Posted by: Nip Sip at February 06, 2015 05:01 PM (0FSuD)

233 I've been exercising Strategic Patience w/ cleaning out my garage and getting the last remnants of Christmas packed away.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 06, 2015 05:02 PM (7RXcs)

234
Didn't mean it to be snarky...., but it is true. A nodding familiarity with Scott is good thing.
---------
Ha. Not really offended, I think it would take forever to read everything necessary to be 'well read'. It's added to the list, though.

Posted by: Lea at February 06, 2015 05:02 PM (lIU4e)

235 If one Muslim cleric said, then it must be true!


---
Well of course only those congregants agree!
stoning women, cutting off heads, citorectomies on unwilling, throwing gays off buildings only is advocated by 1 Cleric?

MG_d that cleric must be the head of saudi arabia, iran, yemen, etc..?

ok then.

Posted by: ew at February 06, 2015 05:03 PM (nqBYe)

236 >>Who wears Whites unless you have to?

Posted by: Nevergiveup

They do look sharp. Well, for about ten minutes until you have a big dirt smudge on them.

Posted by: Aviator at February 06, 2015 05:03 PM (3rrMW)

237 Coastie shooting is going to be a sex related thing, I 'm thinking.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 06, 2015 05:04 PM (vPh3W)

238
speaking of sirloins...(even though it's Friday and poop francis doesn't want us to eat meat)

I'm no expert on beef, so here's a great chart to help you and I buy beef:

http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/auto/r/786x0/e/c/ec729_ORIG-beef.jpg

Posted by: Soothsayer learned psychology from Bob Newhart at February 06, 2015 05:04 PM (haxo2)

239 It's OK if the Islamists ACTUALLY kill the gays, not just wish they were dead, like homophobe teabaggers. Because, at least they aren't hypocrites.

Nuance.

Posted by: Roy at February 06, 2015 05:04 PM (fWLrt)

240
btw, is it Lent, yet?

Posted by: Soothsayer learned psychology from Bob Newhart at February 06, 2015 05:05 PM (haxo2)

241 sometimes my eyes roll so hard they pop out of my head and fall on the floor.

walk carefully please

Posted by: comrade willow at February 06, 2015 05:05 PM (nqBYe)

242 getting the last remnants of Christmas packed away.
Posted by: ghost
-------

* hangs head in shame *

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 06, 2015 05:05 PM (vPh3W)

243 Ivanhoe

Great, now we're going to get the Russkie call girl site spamming again.

Posted by: Come back, lace wigs! All is forgiven! at February 06, 2015 05:06 PM (9Z8lH)

244 Nip - CO wasted no time going after Tillis. Today's editorial cartoon.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 06, 2015 05:06 PM (vPh3W)

245 Don't be "that guy"

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 06, 2015 05:06 PM (7RXcs)

246 Must walk dog.
bbl

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 06, 2015 05:06 PM (vPh3W)

247 Whose up for a new Crusade? This is what is eventually have to be done to put these rabid koranimals down. Don't doubt me.

Posted by: Trunk Monkey at February 06, 2015 05:06 PM (fLKzW)

248 I'm just going to leave this here.
http://is.gd/CHLwIQ

Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at February 06, 2015 05:07 PM (ZKzrr)

249 Ugh. Allergies may be turning into sinus infection. My whole face hurts.

*ends whine*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 06, 2015 05:07 PM (FsuaD)

250 >>Obama can kiss my ass.

Posted by: Name Withheld Upon Request

He's booked up.

Posted by: Reggie at February 06, 2015 05:08 PM (3rrMW)

251 I no speaka engrish good. WTF? I really botched that last post

Posted by: Trunk Monkey at February 06, 2015 05:08 PM (fLKzW)

252 89 *ponders movie title for an X-rated flick*

----

Lawrence of A Labia.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 06, 2015 04:33 PM (NaV4z)


Florence of A Labia

and Islam We Slam.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 06, 2015 05:08 PM (CMkNk)

253 Jane ugh, i did that last month. decongestants and nasal spray helped
(a wee bit)

Posted by: comrade willow at February 06, 2015 05:08 PM (nqBYe)

254 Jane ugh, i did that last month. decongestants and nasal spray helped
(a wee bit)

Posted by: comrade willow at February 06, 2015 05:08 PM (nqBYe)

255 @240

Not yet, 2/18


Now just to be PC. A Black rendition.



http://tinyurl.com/lss4ty7

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 06, 2015 05:08 PM (0FSuD)

256 Ugh. Allergies may be turning into sinus infection. My whole face hurts.
------------------

Mucinex (generic equiv.), saline nasal flushes, 3-4 times a day.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 06, 2015 05:08 PM (vPh3W)

257
guy on the radio just reminded us that a couple of years ago Markie Mark Walberg said if he was on one of those planes on 9/11 he woulda took on all those terrorists and landed that plane safely

Posted by: Soothsayer learned psychology from Bob Newhart at February 06, 2015 05:09 PM (haxo2)

258 Nashville's mayor celebrates sharia enclaves! No worries, though, because Crusades.

http://gatesofvienna.net/

Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2015 05:09 PM (WvpaS)

259 Claritin hasn't done crap. I've tried standing in a hot shower, putting warm washcloth on face. The Advil isn't helping. Ugh. Even my teeth hurt.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 06, 2015 05:09 PM (FsuaD)

260 *ponders movie title for an X-rated flick*

----

Lawrence of A Labia.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 06, 2015 04:33 PM (NaV4z)

Florence of A Labia

and Islam We Slam.


Barely Legal II: Deep Inside Aisha

*yeah, I'm going to hell for that*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 06, 2015 05:09 PM (h4vJk)

261 256 Ugh. Allergies may be turning into sinus infection. My whole face hurts.
------------------

Mucinex (generic equiv.), saline nasal flushes, 3-4 times a day.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 06, 2015 05:08 PM (vPh3W)


What does the discharge look like? If dark green, then go to the doctors.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 06, 2015 05:09 PM (CMkNk)

262 244
Nip - CO wasted no time going after Tillis. Today's editorial cartoon.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 06, 2015 05:06 PM (vPh3W)

Like he gives a shit. He's having a blast we exchanged email yesterday.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 06, 2015 05:10 PM (0FSuD)

263 Sorry, been reading up on "transgender agriculture" I the sidebar.


Fascinating.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 06, 2015 05:10 PM (LA7Cm)

264 Truck, I'm hoping against that .

what a bitter time in history, although i understand why/how it happened.

Posted by: comrade willow at February 06, 2015 05:10 PM (nqBYe)

265 260 Barely Legal II: Deep Inside Aisha

*yeah, I'm going to hell for that*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 06, 2015 05:09 PM (h4vJk)


Deep Throat. (though not deep enough for the rusty hacksaw).

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 06, 2015 05:10 PM (CMkNk)

266 258 Nashville's mayor celebrates sharia enclaves! No worries, though, because Crusades.

http://gatesofvienna.net/
Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2015 05:09 PM (WvpaS)

Because Balkanization never ends badly.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2015 05:10 PM (2Ojst)

267 Deep Goat

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 06, 2015 05:11 PM (h4vJk)

268
Posted by: Come back, lace wigs! All is forgiven!

I'm hurt.

Posted by: Ugg boots at February 06, 2015 05:11 PM (wAQA5)

269 That was my understanding. So what Obama is really saying is that while both religions employed practices that are abhorrent by today's standards, one evolved and one did not.

Social Justice is a religion still in its barbarism stage.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 06, 2015 05:11 PM (L2xDv)

270 They do look sharp. Well, for about ten minutes until you have a big dirt smudge on them.
Posted by: Aviator at February 06, 2015 05:03 PM (3rrMW)

Yup and I hate carrying the Cover around

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2015 05:11 PM (nzKvP)

271 saline nasal flushes, 3-4 times a day.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 06, 2015 05:08 PM (vPh3W)


I've done the neti pot thing. If I'm not better tomorrow, I may well hit a 24 hr. clinic.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 06, 2015 05:11 PM (FsuaD)

272 266 258 Nashville's mayor celebrates sharia enclaves! No worries, though, because Crusades.

http://gatesofvienna.net/
Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2015 05:09 PM (WvpaS)

Because Balkanization never ends badly.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2015 05:10 PM (2Ojst)


"We got assaulted in the Ball-Cans country!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 06, 2015 05:11 PM (CMkNk)

273 " Ugh. Even my teeth hurt."


Sorry, Jane. I get allergies sometimes but the old store brand Walgreen's allergy antihistamine gel caps always do the trick.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 06, 2015 05:12 PM (LA7Cm)

274 Bob Beckel isn't helping the pain. Yeesh, what a loon.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 06, 2015 05:12 PM (FsuaD)

275 >>*ponders movie title for an X-rated flick*

Apparently Sacha Baron Cohen's next movie has Rebel Wilson dressed in a burka peeing on someone.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2015 05:12 PM (WvpaS)

276 @257 Soothsayer learned psychology from Bob Newhart

"Mark Walberg said if he was on one of those planes on 9/11 he woulda took on all those terrorists and landed that plane safely"

But yet after 10 years of war, he neverbothered walking into a recruiting office and enlist in the infantry.

Confirmedpussy.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at February 06, 2015 05:12 PM (4j8Nl)

277 271 I've done the neti pot thing. If I'm not better tomorrow, I may well hit a 24 hr. clinic.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 06, 2015 05:11 PM (FsuaD)

You're the one? As I said, if the discharge is dark green or off color, it more than likely is an infection.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 06, 2015 05:13 PM (CMkNk)

278 Flonase works a lot better for nasal allergies than Claritan for me, but since it's a steroid you have to be sort of stingy with it and can't use it every day.

Posted by: Lauren at February 06, 2015 05:13 PM (MYCIw)

279 how could they have sharia enclaves in America?
I know some would like to, but they can't supersede our own laws could they?

Posted by: comrade willow at February 06, 2015 05:13 PM (nqBYe)

280 BBL missing out on club shit

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 06, 2015 05:14 PM (0FSuD)

281 Hope you feel better Jane.
Sinus pain is the worst.

Posted by: @votermom DIY or die! at February 06, 2015 05:14 PM (1PqKN)

282 276 @257 Soothsayer learned psychology from Bob Newhart

"Mark Walberg said if he was on one of those planes on 9/11 he woulda took on all those terrorists and landed that plane safely"

But yet after 10 years of war, he neverbothered walking into a recruiting office and enlist in the infantry.

Confirmedpussy.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at February 06, 2015 05:12 PM (4j8Nl)



Compare and contrast Mr. Walberg with the likes of Clark Gable, Jimmy Stewart, Robert Montgomery and Ted Williams.

That is all.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 06, 2015 05:14 PM (CMkNk)

283 Well, enough about my whining ass.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 06, 2015 05:15 PM (FsuaD)

284 Feel better, Jane.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 06, 2015 05:15 PM (h4vJk)

285 >>how could they have sharia enclaves in America?

I know some would like to, but they can't supersede our own laws could they?


Sharia court in TX: http://www.jihadwatch.org/2008/02/sharia-courts-intexas

Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2015 05:15 PM (WvpaS)

286 Sorry, been reading up on "transgender agriculture" I the sidebar.

So that's when a cucumber wishes it was a taco?

Posted by: Ian S. at February 06, 2015 05:15 PM (B/VB5)

287 283 Well, enough about my whining ass.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 06, 2015 05:15 PM (FsuaD)


Wait, I thought it was your sinuses.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 06, 2015 05:16 PM (CMkNk)

288 230, JJ - isn't it Earl of Cloves?

Posted by: Skookumchuk at February 06, 2015 05:16 PM (9tzvc)

289 279 how could they have sharia enclaves in America?
I know some would like to, but they can't supersede our own laws could they?

Posted by: comrade willow at February 06, 2015 05:13 PM (nqBYe)

-----------

Oh, they're furiously working on it, willow.

We voted to ban Sharia Law here in Oklahoma, back in 2010.
And CAIR got a judge here...a liberal judge...to block the new law.

Posted by: wheatie at February 06, 2015 05:16 PM (hX3bN)

290 286 Sorry, been reading up on "transgender agriculture" I the sidebar.

So that's when a cucumber wishes it was a taco?
Posted by: Ian S. at February 06, 2015 05:15 PM (B/VB5)


My late mother used to hate those tremendous oranges with no seeds. She'd blast my dad, "stop buying those homosexual oranges!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 06, 2015 05:17 PM (CMkNk)

291 >>>Well, enough about my whining ass.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 06, 2015 05:15 PM (FsuaD)<<<

Wine in ass? That's different, but sure, why not?

Posted by: Steve Kroft at February 06, 2015 05:17 PM (f8y+G)

292 I know some would like to, but they can't supersede our own laws could they?

Who or what will stop them?

Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at February 06, 2015 05:17 PM (ZKzrr)

293 262 244
Nip - CO wasted no time going after Tillis. Today's editorial cartoon.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 06, 2015 05:06 PM (vPh3W)

Like he gives a shit. He's having a blast we exchanged email yesterday.
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 06, 2015 05:10 PM (0FSuD)



I hope you never shake his hand after he leaves the bathroom.

Posted by: Buzzion at February 06, 2015 05:17 PM (z/Ubi)

294 Forget Fantasy Football...., how about Fantasy wrestling matches?

Grudge cage match, The Iron Sheik vs. Ernst Rohm

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 06, 2015 05:17 PM (vPh3W)

295 Claritin hasn't done crap. I've tried standing in a hot shower, putting warm washcloth on face. The Advil isn't helping. Ugh. Even my teeth hurt.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 06, 2015 05:09 PM (FsuaD)


If you go with tequila, you won't care.

In which I whinge at the Horde.

Today has sucked. Today has sucked because all those cans I kicked down the road? Today I ran out of road. Nothing that can't be fixed but still. One of those every time you turn around something is going wrong kind of days.

But! But! We are finally going out of Mommy's birthday which was last week but everyone else took her out last week so we going to a nice place tonight. Dad and I talked last night and he said hey why don't we pick you up at the office and then go together since you have to drive past the office to get where we are going. Sure I say. Gets to be 5:10. I call them at home. Dad's all "Oh I thought you were going to call us when you were ready" and I was all "But I thought you were going to pick me up". Now I feel like I kicked a puppy.

No, I cannot drink at dinner because a. the 'rents do not drink and don't like when I do and II. waiting for the Xanax to kick in.

FML.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny at February 06, 2015 05:18 PM (mf5HN)

296 All I want to know is whether Brian Williams has been fired yet.

All this blah blah about whether Muslims are murdering death cult is only taking place because of the mass psychosis inflicted upon the US by people like Brian Williams and unfortunately by people like George W. Bush who told us that our instincts, our gut feelings were wrong.

We've been gaslighted folks for over 13 years on this subject alone.

It takes time to extract oneself from such a fog of lies. Part of the process is the continuous reiteration of the truth and the exemplification of the lies and who perpetrated them.

We were Jedi Mind tricked: "These are not the murdering death cultists you're looking for."

I understand the process but we need to get a move on so that we're prepared to create some glass sand dunes when we finally get an America First President in office.

I understand that we will not be able to directly pursue our enemies until their agent is driven from office.

Pray to God he can be prevented from doing irreversible damage in the meantime.

We're all Birthers now.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 06, 2015 05:18 PM (RZzX3)

297 288 230, JJ - isn't it Earl of Cloves?
Posted by: Skookumchuk at February 06, 2015 05:16 PM (9tzvc)


Earl of Hines, as in Earl "Fatha'" Hines the musician. IIRC he also riffed on Duke Ellington, Count Basie, Cab Calloway and Satchmo Armstrong.

Oil of cloves is Szell from "Marathon Man."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 06, 2015 05:19 PM (CMkNk)

298 Sinus pain - I usually try to sleep with really high pillows, with a hat on, and gobs of vicks vaporub under my nose and on my cheeks &/temples. If it makes me cry & sniffle that usually relieves the pressure a bit.
Also lots of tea & soup.

Posted by: @votermom DIY or die! at February 06, 2015 05:20 PM (5Xexa)

299 Hello....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 06, 2015 05:20 PM (LA7Cm)

300
Jane D'oh - warm compresses on the forehead.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 06, 2015 05:21 PM (CMkNk)

301 Hard and fast today.....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 06, 2015 05:21 PM (LA7Cm)

302 >>>Earl of Hines, as in Earl "Fatha'" Hines the musician. IIRC he also riffed on Duke Ellington, Count Basie, Cab Calloway

Duncan Hines, yummy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2015 05:21 PM (4ka5+)

303 Oh, joy. MUMR on a Friday evening.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 06, 2015 05:21 PM (h4vJk)

304
Psycho boy is here. Ugh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 06, 2015 05:22 PM (CMkNk)

305 We've been gaslighted folks for over 13 years on this subject alone.

I think it's a bit longer than that. Think of all the evil wrongly attributed to Vlad Tepes for the last 500 years or so.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at February 06, 2015 05:22 PM (MbqmP)

306 I've finally seen the word-changer script in action, and it was glorious.

Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at February 06, 2015 05:22 PM (ZKzrr)

307 >>>Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny at February 06, 2015 05:18 PM (mf5HN)<<<



Maybe this would cheer you up a bit, Empress. A fine artist has created your royal portrait.

http://tinyurl.com/kmbvtne

Posted by: Moron, trying hand at suck-uppery at February 06, 2015 05:22 PM (f8y+G)

308
299 Hello....
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February

Hey RK
Logistics successful today?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2015 05:23 PM (4ka5+)

309 But he's on topic for once!

Posted by: @votermom DIY or die! at February 06, 2015 05:23 PM (kVVpw)

310 You have to admire the guy for being so honest about what, exactly, they do believe.

Were our political class and progressive elites so honest....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 06, 2015 05:23 PM (wtvvX)

311 Just checking the weather. You guys and gals up north know that you're supposed to get arse-plugged this weekend?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 06, 2015 05:23 PM (LA7Cm)

312 I thought the Crusades were actually a response to Muslim aggression, not some Belligerent Bigotry War Against the Arabs - as commonly believed.

Posted by: T at February 06, 2015 05:24 PM (sK9Mj)

313 304
Psycho boy is here. Ugh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February

Mr or that mirror thingy?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2015 05:24 PM (4ka5+)

314 Me?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2015 05:24 PM (4ka5+)

315 'lo, MH


"Hey RK
Logistics successful today? "


Most everything is where it's supposed to be, so, good day.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 06, 2015 05:24 PM (LA7Cm)

316 Mr or that mirror thingy?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2015 05:24 PM (4ka5+)


MUMR.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 06, 2015 05:25 PM (CMkNk)

317 @317


Heh

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 06, 2015 05:26 PM (LA7Cm)

318 I learned of an implication of legalized marijuana I hadn't previously considered. Cops need probable cause before they can search. One way cops get probable cause is to do a dog sniff. But now MJ is legal here in Colorado so scent of MJ is not probable cause. Once a dog is trained to alert to MJ (among other things) he cannot be untrained to alert on MJ so all those expensive drug dogs are worthless.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 06, 2015 05:26 PM (/edOU)

319 That MUMR guy sure talks a lot about sucking cock.

Posted by: Aviator at February 06, 2015 05:26 PM (3rrMW)

320 Thanks Mr. Sefton, sigh of relief

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2015 05:27 PM (4ka5+)

321 "That MUMR guy sure talks a lot about sucking cock."



Well, most people tend to talk about what they know.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 06, 2015 05:27 PM (LA7Cm)

322
The unfortunate thing about the Crusades is a lot of Jews got slaughtered all along the way to Jerusalem.
Although it is a pertinent fact, it still has absolutely no bearing in the simpleton, idiotic, hateful statement by President Fuck-o.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 06, 2015 05:28 PM (CMkNk)

323 That MUMR guy sure talks a lot about sucking cock.
Posted by: Aviator at February 06, 2015 05:26 PM (3rrMW)


Clearly a notable exception to the old rule that, "There's thems that talks about & then there's thems that does it."

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at February 06, 2015 05:28 PM (MbqmP)

324 Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 06, 2015 05:26 PM (/edOU)

Bomb sniffers

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2015 05:28 PM (4ka5+)

325 MUMR--Daddy, can I use the car tonight?
Daddy--sure, but first you suck my dick.
MUMR after a minute--yuck, your cock tastes like shit.
Daddy, pulling his dick out---thanks for reminding me, your brother has dibs on the car tonight.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 06, 2015 05:28 PM (XmOA9)

326 "Once a dog is trained to alert to MJ (among other things) he cannot be untrained to alert on MJ so all those expensive drug dogs are worthless."


Hmmmm....

Yeah, hadn't thought about that. Sell them/ship them to other states who need drug dogs?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 06, 2015 05:28 PM (LA7Cm)

327 I'm up for a 45min Crusade, a really bright one.

Posted by: Zombie Curtis Le May at February 06, 2015 05:28 PM (ztOda)

328 320 Thanks Mr. Sefton, sigh of relief
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2015 05:27 PM (4ka5+)


You thought I meant you?! Never, old boy!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 06, 2015 05:29 PM (CMkNk)

329
Crusader Rabbit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 06, 2015 05:29 PM (CMkNk)

330 phfffft, now the post I was referencing is gone.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 06, 2015 05:30 PM (XmOA9)

331 re sharia conclaves , volokh is looking it over i guess some attention will come to this.

frightening.

Posted by: comrade willow at February 06, 2015 05:30 PM (nqBYe)

332
323
The unfortunate thing about the Crusades is a lot of Jews got slaughtered all along the way to Jerusalem.
Although it is a pertinent fact, it still has absolutely no bearing in the simpleton, idiotic, hateful statement by President Fuck-o.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 06, 2015 05:28 PM (CMkNk)



Maybe as casualties of war or perhaps in them choosing sides. But I think the time that the crusaders actually decided to start going after Jews wound up getting themselves excommunicated by the pope.

Posted by: Buzzion at February 06, 2015 05:31 PM (z/Ubi)

333 >>re sharia conclaves , volokh is looking it over i guess some attention will come to this.

Will be interesting if he blogs about it at the Wash Post.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2015 05:31 PM (WvpaS)

334 The unfortunate thing about the Crusades is a lot of Jews got slaughtered all along the way to Jerusalem.

Although it is a pertinent fact, it still has absolutely no bearing
in the simpleton, idiotic, hateful statement by President Fuck-o.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Although, if he known that both the Crusades and the Inquisition were rough on the Jews - I am sure he would have changed his little speech.

Posted by: Zombie Curtis Le May at February 06, 2015 05:32 PM (ztOda)

335
323
The unfortunate thing about the Crusades is a lot of Jews got slaughtered all along the way to Jerusalem.
Although it is a pertinent fact, it still has absolutely no bearing in the simpleton, idiotic, hateful statement by President Fuck-o.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 06, 2015

Many people of many faiths were injured or killed due to the Moslems neighborhood outreach program. Christians, Jews, Hindus, Budhists

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2015 05:32 PM (4ka5+)

336 All we have to do is avoid the oil fields.

All the rest is fcuking sand.

Turn the ME into glass.

Let them laugh that off.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 06, 2015 05:32 PM (RZzX3)

337 333 Maybe as casualties of war or perhaps in them choosing sides. But I think the time that the crusaders actually decided to start going after Jews wound up getting themselves excommunicated by the pope.
Posted by: Buzzion at February 06, 2015 05:31 PM (z/Ubi)


I don't think so, but we're getting into the weeds - which is exactly what SCOAMF wants.

The enemy is Islam. All of it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 06, 2015 05:33 PM (CMkNk)

338
No, I cannot drink at dinner because a. the
'rents do not drink and don't like when I do and II. waiting for the
Xanax to kick in.



FML.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny at February 06, 2015 05:18 PM (mf5HN)


*slides shot of tequila through port* Drink it quickly before they pick you up! (And hug your mom for me.)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 06, 2015 05:33 PM (FsuaD)

339
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 06, 2015 05:28 PM (CMkNk)

true. to all of the statement.

Posted by: comrade willow at February 06, 2015 05:34 PM (nqBYe)

340 320 The Crusades were not an 'aggressive biological struggle.' Moslems were harassing Christians.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney


Not precisely.

From 300AD-650AD, Christianity had spread throughout the Middle East.

Then Islam arose and the Arabs galloped out of Arabia with their scimitars.

They "converted" huge areas at sword-point, including a once Christian area that we now call "The Holy Land" -- Israel, Palestine, Lebanon, Jordan, Gaza, Sinai.

The Arabs then continued their rampages, even to the point of invading Europe, but were beaten back there.

Europe at this stage was at a low ebb, economically and cohesively, and when they finally began to emerge from the chaos of the Dark Ages, they said to themselves, "Damn, we let those guys invade at take over our most sacred shrines! And they're trying to take over our homeland too! Take to take the fight to the enemy."

So for the first time, the Europeans counter-invaded the Holy Land, to drive away the usurpers.

Two hundred years of war ensued.

Eventually the Turks showed up and kicked them both out.

Then WWI, Ottomans collapse, France and England take over briefly, then hand it hand back to the original inhabitants. You know the rest.

Posted by: zombie at February 06, 2015 05:34 PM (K4YiS)

341 Hey! What are you trying to say here?

Posted by: Orlando Bloom at February 06, 2015 05:34 PM (evdj2)

342 Jane and sinuses

Earl grey tea, lemon, honey and brandy.
Lot o brandy.
One cup every 20 minutes. Inhale the tea as you sip it.
It will make the sinuses feel better and in an hour you're gonna feel great any way.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 06, 2015 05:34 PM (08Znv)

343 I think of the Crusades much like a movie franchise. By time you get past the third one, not so good anymore.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 06, 2015 05:35 PM (XmOA9)

344 Blue on blue nood! Roll out, corgis!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at February 06, 2015 05:35 PM (DT3rQ)

345
barack hussein obama is genetically incapable of criticising islam by itself. any reference to something bad by islam must be shared by someone else.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 06, 2015 05:35 PM (ODxAs)

346 Husband wanted to go out tonight. Walks in, looks at me, and says, "So I guess I'll go get take out."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 06, 2015 05:35 PM (FsuaD)

347 Even the atheists are harmed by the Muzziess. Where's Annie Gaylor when you need that scrunt?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2015 05:37 PM (4ka5+)

348 Is advocating for the annihilation of an entire people the same thing as for an individual?

I mean, I MIGHT be capable of assault on a person but I don't think any threats to whole countries could be taken seriously.

Or could they? Terroristic threats?

I suppose they could make it stick if I had a nuke or manufactured some Ricin but nope. I'm just an angry old white guy tired of watching the stupidity going on and on and on.

These people we're up against are not that bright. They have a very simple mentality and it's basically; They're Thugs.

They're angry that they don't have stuff and that others do. Just because the reason for that is their religion doesn't mean they're going to dump that religion or that they're willing to compromise.

They want the stuff AND act like fiends from hell too.

Time to get medieval on their asses.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 06, 2015 05:38 PM (RZzX3)

349 The Real History of the Crusades. http://tinyurl.com/lxqhwrr

Fifty years later, when the Second Crusade was gearing up, St. Bernard frequently preached that the Jews were not to be persecuted:



Ask anyone who knows the Sacred Scriptures what he finds foretold of the Jews in the Psalm. "Not for their destruction do I pray," it says. The Jews are for us the living words of Scripture, for they remind us always of what our Lord suffered.... Under Christian princes they endure a hard captivity, but "they only wait for the time of their deliverance."


Nevertheless, a fellow Cistercian monk named Radulf stirred up people against the Rhineland Jews, despite numerous letters from Bernard demanding that he stop. At last Bernard was forced to travel to Germany himself, where he caught up with Radulf, sent him back to his convent, and ended the massacres.

Posted by: buzzion at February 06, 2015 05:38 PM (z/Ubi)

350 And the best part of all this, you end up with the Gay and Feminist lobby, defending these guys. It never makes any sense to me.

Posted by: Rodney C. Johnson at February 06, 2015 05:38 PM (M2oVh)

351 346 Husband wanted to go out tonight. Walks in, looks at me, and says, "So I guess I'll go get take out."

--
Hot and sour soup if Chinese
Tom yang if Thai

Posted by: @votermom DIY or die! at February 06, 2015 05:39 PM (cbfNE)

352

What about the Moors and their takeover of Spain? Did that happen or am I Brian Williamsing this memory?

Posted by: Soothsayer learned psychology from Bob Newhart at February 06, 2015 05:39 PM (haxo2)

353 Since I, as a Baptist born in the United States, am being blamed for the Crusades of the Roman Catholic Church of the European Continent of the 13th Century -

Why don't I go all Crusade-al on their fucking moon-god idol-worshipping, submissive goat-raping asses since I'm being blamed for it ANYWAYS?

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at February 06, 2015 05:40 PM (scgac)

354 Hey, Tina. There is this MUMR guy who post here. He needs to get laid really bad. Be a good little tramp and help him out.

Posted by: Aviator at February 06, 2015 05:45 PM (3rrMW)

355 Hot and sour soup if Chinese

Tom yang if Thai

Posted by: @votermom DIY or die! at February 06, 2015 05:39 PM (cbfNE)


When we lived in ATL, there was a great Thai place near us. Best soup ever. I always got it when I had sinus issues (which were many).
Gawd, I miss my doctor there. I got sinus infections (bad ones) every spring. I would literally walk in his office, he'd take one look at me, give me The Shot (decadron--sp???) that hurt like hell, write me scripts for an antibiotic, and....percocet.


Winning!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 06, 2015 05:49 PM (FsuaD)

356 As it regards the character of the Mohammedans at the present day, and, indeed, their moral and intellectual condition for the last two centuries, there is no great error in this opinion. But they are a degenerated race.

------------
That's freaking awesome.

In 1840 people realized that Mohammedanism was an evil death cult.


That our country and culture do not unanimously accept it now is proof that "we" too are a degenerated race.

Posted by: CM at February 06, 2015 06:00 PM (0NdlF)

357 Jane D'oh, hot toddies. Little brother and I were not wasting a perfectly good pre paid honeymoon when there was golf to be played, horses to be ridden and booze to drink so off we went to the Auld Sod, Ireland. Logical place for We Merican's of Polish descent.
Bro wound up same way as you. Bartender made:
Orange slice studded with cloves in glass first. Honey on top. Double measure of Jamesons(we were in the Republic) and hot water to top.
Oh, and heavily Codeined cough syrup hand made by the Apothecary in Sligo.
Last part may be tough.
Slainte! I hope you feel better, truly only time will help.

Posted by: Ol Doc Feelgood aka NJ Mike at February 06, 2015 06:45 PM (VZdCE)

358 Norway is a nation of weaklings. But they're nowhere near as weak and fruity as swedes. Sweden is a nation of fagalahs.

Posted by: Filthy Scandi Snowbilly at February 06, 2015 07:02 PM (Qtb+t)

359 I really don't understand why some feel that they have to kill people just because they are different from themselves. If ya don't like homosexuals, then just leave 'em alone. They aren't hurting anyone. What right do people like this have to play god, judge, and jury with a whole swath of the human population? It's really sick. I believe if they did have their way, they would execute every homosexual that they could find. Just think about that. It's estimated that 10% of the human population is gay, and there was even one study that placed that percentage at as high as 20%. That's a hell of a lot of people to kill. If this isn't talk of genocide, I don't know what is. It's sick, just sick.

Posted by: Mistress NOpe at February 06, 2015 07:05 PM (2/oBD)

360 I am also sick and tired of hearing about the crusades. Fact is, many lands that were once Christian were invaded, conquered, and forced to convert to Islam at the point of a sword. North Africa was once part of the Roman Empire for Pete's sake (who is Pete, anyway?). I could careless if anyone wants to convert to any religion, but they shouldn't be forced to do so. That being said, can we stop talking about the crusades now? They were a response to Islamic aggression, but so what? This stuff happened like a 1,000 years ago. Honestly, the lefties have to go back a 1,000 years to find anything that was remotely morally equivalent? Really? Well, I am more concerned about what's going on here in the world today, and it aint no radical Baptists or Bahais that are out there blowing up cafes and shooting up some news paper over a cartoon. And just by pointing out that there is a small sect of Islam that is perpetrating such acts does not mean that anyone thinks ALL Muslims are guilty of such thuggery. I've never heard anyone say ALL Muslims are terrorists. Never. Oh yeah, and I haven't heard about any Presbyterians kidnapping a Catholic and burning him to death either, now that I think about it. Christians don't do that stuff anymore, and if the truth be told, a lot of Christian denominations were never involved in that sort of barbarism. Watch out for those Quakers though, you never know, they just might snap over that Quaker Oats caricature and shoot up some grain bin or something. Yeah, sure. Sheesh. Our president is a moron; there is no other explanation.

Posted by: Mistress NOpe at February 06, 2015 07:21 PM (2/oBD)

361 I'm surprised President Narcissus didn't mention Joan of Arc.

Posted by: theCork at February 06, 2015 07:45 PM (hbAdE)

362 I live in Tennessee. Nashville and Davidson County are already the mid-state's Balkanized enclave for whacko leftists. A few kebab eaters down along Murfreesboro Pike, including a Kurdish gang, are not a huge problem.

Posted by: SGT Dan's Cat at February 06, 2015 09:17 PM (JFgsl)

363 So, they are trying to get that Southern white Christian vote in the primaries?
Huckaberry going to be mad.

Posted by: ubik at February 07, 2015 05:35 AM (lCc6O)

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