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Overnight Open Thread (12-31-2014) - New Year's Eve Edition
A reader must be scratching his head: Why would Israel up and bomb people, leaving 2,200 dead and 11,000 injured in "seven short weeks"? Did they just wake up one morning feeling bloodthirsty? Israel must be an incredibly evil state, huh?If Israel ever goes down - is ever destroyed by its enemies - journalists who lie about the state, or create a false impression of it, will have a share of blame. Do you know what I mean by that?
-- Jay Nordlinger
Better start drinking because sober is no way to end 2014.
Fact-Checking the WaPo Fact-Checker
So the Washington Post's fact-checker, Michelle Ye 'Trovato' Hee Lee, has been busy checking the facts on Rudy Giuliani's statements on Face the Nation last week.
She gives Giuliani's statement that "We've had four months of propaganda, starting with the president, that everybody should hate the police." a full four Pinocchios. Mainly based on the fact that Obama never explicitly said the everyone should hate the police.
But as NiceDeb points out Obama is much too clever to ever say anything so obvious as this when he can subtly say the same thing through the choice of phrases and words designed to make it clear he's on the side of the anti-police protesters while keeping it deniable if challenged.
Hello Ms Lee? Police should not "use excessive force", "should not be bullying" etc? ...Rather than encourage people to stay home and trust in the justice system, he gave credence to the fact-challenged hysteria that followed the Michael Brown shooting.
When the Ferguson Grand Jury rendered their decision, he said that the protesters' uninformed rage was "understandable." It wasn't. The facts of the case never supported their false anti-cop narrative. Our nation's first black president had an opportunity to defend the police and the rule of law, and he didn't.
And on the next Giuliani's statement that Sharpton has been to the White House 80-85 times and is a "close advisor" to the president, Lee gives him one Pinocchio.
She admits that Sharpton visited the White House at least 82 time based on the incomplete visitor logs but then inexplicably downgrades this to a mere 72 visits over the past year. And with the following breakdown as compiled by NiceDeb:
- One-on-one meetings: 5 (7 percent)
- Meetings with staff members or senior advisers, with more than one guest: 20 (27 percent)
- Events with more than 90 people: 16 (22 percent)
- Miscellaneous meetings or events, ranging from 3 to 700 guests: 31 (43 percent)
And then despite contrary statements from those close to Obama she declares the idea that Al Sharpton is 'close advisor' to the president is just false.
And on probably unrelated note I recently found some odd sunglasses downtown by a dumpster. And when I put them on, this is what I saw as I looked around:
How Old Are the Democratic Party's Leaders?
Pretty damn old. Hillary is the baby of the bunch at a sprightly 69.
Cause Legislators Gotta Legislate
And New York's lawmakers are clearly working on the important things:
Tiger selfies. In New York in February, it becomes illegal to pose for a photo with a lion, tiger or other big cat. The measure, which specifically prohibits contact between members of the public and big cats at animal shows, passed after self-portraits with the animals started becoming more popular online, particularly with some young men on dating sites.
Also: The FDA Is Banning Trans Fat Sprinkles
Book of the Week: "The Peshawar Lancers."
Based on Moe Lane's recommendation I tracked down and read this book and it was pretty good.
The central idea to the book is that there was a comet strike in the Atlantic in the late 19th century that devastated Europe and North America. The British evacuated most of their people to India creating new country with a hybrid Hindi-Brit culture that becomes the new British Empire. As Lane describes it it's the world that Kipling would have wanted to live in. I'd love to see more books set in the same world as well.
Pedophile Panic at the Salvation Army: No Teen Boys Allowed, Too Dangerous.
PETA Ruins New Year Celebration for Small Town in North Carolina
Well they're religious zealots and lecturing and harassing non-believers is what they do.
A Bad Sign: Adult Diapers Now Outselling Baby Diapers in Japan
What the Ingredients On Your Shampoo Bottle Actually Mean
Your Mother tongue comes from your (prehistoric) father. Or does it?
Which helps explain why a majority of Icelanders descend from Scandinavian men and Irish women but speak Icelandic.
The Group knows what you did.
Tonight's post brought to you by Steve Buscemi as a NYC firefighter in the early 80s:
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2014 10:24 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Arbalest at December 31, 2014 10:25 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: tbodie at December 31, 2014 10:25 PM (sLVyZ)
New Year's Eve Possum Drop: Un retrospective
http://youtu.be/kpXU5Li7TxY
Lawfared away by PETA this year, but the spirit lives on.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 31, 2014 10:26 PM (kdS6q)
Good New year to everybody.
Posted by: Curdlemun Lunkspire at December 31, 2014 10:26 PM (m1Nt+)
Posted by: Alana at December 31, 2014 10:26 PM (ayXHU)
Posted by: bill-o at December 31, 2014 10:27 PM (Io7gq)
Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2014 10:27 PM (9BRsg)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 31, 2014 10:27 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2014 10:28 PM (cAlVr)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at December 31, 2014 10:28 PM (Bn6aD)
This is my first time ever spending NYE alone.
Thank you guys for helping me through it...
Time for another shot.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 10:05 PM (OsWis)
---------------
Happened
to me on NYE 2010. My wife had died in October and it was my first
everything on my own. Yeah, I had the kids, but it's not the same. We
watched the ball drop and for a split second I forgot. I turned around
to kiss her and she wasn't here. That was rough. The horde kept me sane
and laughing though and for that I will be forever grateful.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2014 10:29 PM (KFdZd)
Poli-Grip. It's not just for breakfast any more.
At one point I began to add up the aggregate ages of the announced-and-likely contenders for the 2016 Democratic presidential nomination. When you throw in "possibles" and wild cards, the total gets to nearly half a millenium.
Every one of them as white as a bleached bottle of Wite-Out in a blizzard.
The Democratic Party. We stand for youth and ethnic diversity! Except, um, for all of the elderly YT types who want to be our nominee.
Posted by: torquewrench at December 31, 2014 10:29 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2014 10:29 PM (9BRsg)
Posted by: Swedish Angel of Death at December 31, 2014 10:30 PM (+4uXG)
...with apologies to the Moron with the actual monicker "Slappy".
-A Quaility Moron in Good Standing.
(And a baseball fan!)
*clink!*
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 31, 2014 10:30 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Butthead at December 31, 2014 10:30 PM (+Fae7)
Posted by: ginaswo at December 31, 2014 10:30 PM (2EgyQ)
Posted by: L, elle at December 31, 2014 10:30 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 10:30 PM (MQEz6)
As God is my witness, I thought possums could fly.
Posted by: torquewrench at December 31, 2014 10:31 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Butthead at December 31, 2014 10:30 PM
Hmmmmm, hhhmmmmm 69. FIRE FIRE!
Posted by: Beavis at December 31, 2014 10:31 PM (+Fae7)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2014 10:31 PM (cAlVr)
Oh. Right.
The young guys there are more into anime chicks than the real deal.
Amazing how the Japanese male has changed since WWII...
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 10:31 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Dana Barrett at December 31, 2014 10:31 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 10:31 PM (MQEz6)
My advice: Drink heavily.
Posted by: Maetenloch at December 31, 2014 10:32 PM (wqVD1)
A glass raised high tor the Morons and their loved ones who have gone on before us
Posted by: ginaswo at December 31, 2014 10:32 PM (2EgyQ)
Oh. Right.
The young guys there are more into anime chicks than the real deal.
Amazing how the Japanese male has changed since WWII...
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 10:31 PM (OsWis)
My door is wide open for any lonely Japanese babes.
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 10:32 PM (MQEz6)
(Don't tell ace. You know what he thinks about hugging.)
Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2014 10:33 PM (9BRsg)
Posted by: Splunge at December 31, 2014 10:33 PM (qyomX)
-Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 10:30 PM (MQEz6)
So sayeth the Mę æt.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 31, 2014 10:33 PM (16bOT)
My advice: Drink heavily.
Posted by: Maetenloch at December 31, 2014 10:32 PM (wqVD1)
Feh. Don't be silly.
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 10:33 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after dark at December 31, 2014 10:34 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 10:34 PM (w+fJL)
Posted by: JoeF. at December 31, 2014 10:34 PM (8HGb7)
Posted by: oldgeezer at December 31, 2014 10:34 PM (+uiwA)
Roger that.
*puts festive party hat on johnson*
Happy New Years, weirdos what live in my ipad!
Posted by: DC in River City, now I have a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho at December 31, 2014 10:34 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 31, 2014 10:34 PM (RZzX3)
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 10:35 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Splunge at December 31, 2014 10:35 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: lowandslow at December 31, 2014 10:35 PM (BXkFh)
Posted by: Hillary's Ham Wallet at December 31, 2014 10:35 PM (jucos)
Sorry for the kinda downbeat New Years ONT. It wasn't my intention but it just kinda just turned out that way.
My advice: Drink heavily.
Posted by: Maetenloch at December 31, 2014 10:32 PM (wqVD1)
Thank you for all of the great ONTs that keep us entertained throughout the year, including this one.Happy New Year's everyone.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 31, 2014 10:35 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Snicklefritz at December 31, 2014 10:36 PM (Moh0M)
Sorry for the kinda downbeat New Years ONT. It wasn't my intention but it kinda just turned out that way.
My advice: Drink heavily.
Posted by: Maetenloch at December 31, 2014 10:32 PM (wqVD1)
Thanks, Maet. Already all over that. When things get tough, you have to stick with your core competencies....
Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2014 10:36 PM (T1005)
My advice: Drink heavily.
Posted by: Maetenloch at December 31, 2014 10:32 PM (wqVD1)
It's not your fault. You didn't make Hillary an aging hag, she came that way.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 31, 2014 10:36 PM (v0xN9)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after dark at December 31, 2014 10:37 PM (+1T7c)
And you all are a joy to be around, so to speak.
Most of the time, I merely lurk, pipe up every now and again, and crack me the hell UP.
Though I have read Ace since 2006 or so, it was only this year that I started commenting.
You guys have no idea how much you mean to a lot of us vets and servicemembers who feel alienated from our actual families due to various issues, and it is a wonderful feeling to know that there are people out there that do give a fuck.
Thank you from the bottom of my heart.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 10:37 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 31, 2014 10:37 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after dark at December 31, 2014 10:38 PM (+1T7c)
So, for those of you staying in tonight, damned court ordered ankle monitor, what you watching?
For me, my traditional stay-in choice is the NHK Kouhaku Uta Gassen. It's a Japanese TV music pageant that's been going on for 65 years, and it's always so Wintery and shiny.
wikipedia tinyurl.com/f7adl
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 31, 2014 10:38 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: JoeF. at December 31, 2014 10:34 PM (8HGb7)
And he's not bad looking. I guess we all look better when we're young.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 31, 2014 10:38 PM (v0xN9)
{{{hugs}}} to those of you on your own this NYE.
(Don't tell ace. You know what he thinks about hugging.)
Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2014 10:33 PM (9BRsg)
It might lead to dancing?
Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2014 10:38 PM (T1005)
Happy New Years from deep within the bowels of undisclosed location; BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! No booze tonight for me, just coffee. So get hammered for me because the New Year is going to suck too. Your Welcome.
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 31, 2014 10:39 PM (20X6f)
Posted by: Alana at December 31, 2014 10:39 PM (ayXHU)
Posted by: Alana at December 31, 2014 10:39 PM (ayXHU)
---
Orange Bowl. Bees looking pretty good right now.
Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2014 10:39 PM (9BRsg)
Wife is not asleep. Damn
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 31, 2014 10:39 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 10:39 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after dark at December 31, 2014 10:40 PM (+1T7c)
And another 27 with "senior staff" (read Obama and Holder)?
And another 31 with 3 or more staffers (read Obama, Holder and ValJer)
63 meetings with them in 6 years. Close to one a month since Obama became President.
I haven't met that much with my best clients the past 6 years.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at December 31, 2014 10:40 PM (+Fae7)
Posted by: Kreplach at December 31, 2014 10:40 PM (HFRZF)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2014 10:40 PM (cAlVr)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 10:40 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 31, 2014 10:40 PM (TIgJq)
Sitting here drunk (in silent lucidity and comfortably numb) thinking "man, the FDA is worried about the sprinkles on a 2,000 calorie donut?".
*cancels trip to NY to take pictures with lions, tigers and bears, instead decides to hunt possum.*
HNY Morons.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 31, 2014 10:40 PM (Qs8ZN)
Posted by: t-dubya-d at December 31, 2014 10:40 PM (u6lBN)
Thank you from the bottom of my heart.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 10:37 PM (OsWis)
And we do care.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 31, 2014 10:40 PM (v0xN9)
Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2014 10:40 PM (9BRsg)
Posted by: Kreplach at December 31, 2014 10:41 PM (HFRZF)
Looking forward to another dysfunctional year with you guys!
Cent'anni!
Posted by: Biff Boffo at December 31, 2014 10:41 PM (4FqTM)
Happy New Year Horde!
Posted by: small town girl at December 31, 2014 10:41 PM (yX09K)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2014 10:41 PM (cAlVr)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 31, 2014 10:41 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: ginaswo at December 31, 2014 10:41 PM (2EgyQ)
Posted by: Andy Reid at December 31, 2014 10:42 PM (+1T7c)
Surfactants, emulsifiers and thickeners...
Shampoo, body lotions, many foods, and so on.
Science: it ain't that difficult!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 31, 2014 10:42 PM (bWFHa)
'Had a beer at lunch (Peruvian place we like - yum) and one glass of bubbly. I'm a drinking lightweight.
Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2014 10:42 PM (9BRsg)
Posted by: north and judd at December 31, 2014 10:42 PM (TTTHP)
Posted by: richard mcenroe at December 31, 2014 10:42 PM (XO6WW)
Posted by: Biff Boffo at December 31, 2014 10:42 PM (4FqTM)
Posted by: Kreplach at December 31, 2014 10:42 PM (HFRZF)
And btw. I'm not much for praising people who do their job well. I should be. We all should be. Too many people do their jobs well expecting no praise and aren't much bothered because they do the job well because they LIKE doing a job well. (otherwise they're wasting their time right?)
Anyway I don't praise good work enough as I don't want to seem a suck up or have the person wonder what I REALLY want. (which is usually my reaction to praise coming out of the blue)
But I have to say now at the end of the year and the beginning of a New one that I would like to express my appreciation for the work that Maet does presenting us with an excellent and informative and amusing or amazing ONT 5 days a week. That's good consistent work that is much harder than it looks and takes a special eye and creative thought.
Sometimes I've read a link before the ONT on my own but usually it's something new AND interesting.
So. Maet. Thanks. I hope we all have as pleasing a new year as we can humanly possibly make it.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 31, 2014 10:43 PM (RZzX3)
Wife is not asleep. Damn
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 31, 2014
So? What's your point?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2014 10:41 PM (cAlVr)
I am a fucking wimp?
that and cleaning the guns
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 31, 2014 10:43 PM (0FSuD)
Here's to a much, much better world and a much, much better America.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 31, 2014 10:43 PM (+QiOt)
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 10:43 PM (MQEz6)
My advice: Drink heavily.
Posted by: Maetenloch at December 31, 2014 10:32 PM (wqVD1)
Sometimes reality sucks..... That being said good company and a little help from Jack Daniels and all is right with the world...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at December 31, 2014 10:43 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2014 10:42 PM (9BRsg)
But not an eating lightweight, if you're willing to ingest food from Peruvia.
Posted by: Splunge at December 31, 2014 10:44 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: Weirddave at December 31, 2014 10:44 PM (Y+IGD)
Happy New Year
Posted by: Cicero Skip at December 31, 2014 10:44 PM (FIrEF)
Oh and thanks for another year of ONT Maet.
And my kids think I am funny when I'm hammered. My wife thinks I'm punny.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 31, 2014 10:44 PM (Qs8ZN)
Posted by: Alana at December 31, 2014 10:39 PM (ayXHU)
Yeah, the one on now with Inger Stevens and a hitch-hiker, is one that really creeped me out as a kid.
They've already had the other one that scared the bejeesus out of me. The episode where Shatner is on a plane and this THING looks in the window at him.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 31, 2014 10:44 PM (v0xN9)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 10:44 PM (OsWis)
I'll go away now...
Posted by: Last at December 31, 2014 10:44 PM (8HiDF)
But there have been years when I crashed early, and that's OK too. The New Year will still arrive whether I'm awake or not.
Posted by: rickl at December 31, 2014 10:44 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Piercello, no longer on the road at December 31, 2014 10:44 PM (JybVy)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 31, 2014 10:44 PM (0FSuD)
-Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2014 10:40 PM (cAlVr)
*HAH!*
I've been to Akron's "First Night" and it is glorious for those on-the-mend!
I've never been around folks who Love Life so much as those so grateful for being able to have been granted the allowance to have done so.
May God continue to Bless you with Love, Beauty and Acceptance!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 31, 2014 10:45 PM (16bOT)
{{{hugs}}} to those of you on your own this NYE.
(Don't tell ace. You know what he thinks about hugging.)
I forget; is this a reference to The Pam Gellar Incident (which I totally understand and agree that Ace is blameless ... I mean, under The Influence of Them ...) ... or is it a subtle hint to keep all velcro away?
Posted by: Arbalest at December 31, 2014 10:45 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 31, 2014 10:45 PM (V70Uh)
Wife is not asleep. Damn
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 31, 2014
So? What's your point?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2014 10:41 PM (cAlVr)
I am a fucking wimp?
that and cleaning the guns
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 31, 2014 10:43 PM (0FSuD)
Snort, double snort
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2014 10:45 PM (cAlVr)
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 10:45 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 10:46 PM (w+fJL)
63 meetings with them in 6 years. Close to one a month since Obama became President.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at December 31, 2014 10:40 PM (+Fae7)
Not bad for a guy who's made a career out of causing riots.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 31, 2014 10:46 PM (v0xN9)
Posted by: ginaswo at December 31, 2014 10:46 PM (2EgyQ)
I'll go away now...
Posted by: Last at December 31, 2014 10:44 PM (8HiDF)
Please stay and accept our condolences.
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 10:46 PM (MQEz6)
>>But not an eating lightweight, if you're willing to ingest food from Peruvia.
Cebiches, grilled beef heart, and asstd fried fish w/ plaintains. It was gooood.
Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2014 10:46 PM (9BRsg)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 10:46 PM (OsWis)
90 So I'm at a New Years Eve party explaining to a friend that the Monitor fought the Virginia, not the Merrimack. I'm either drunk or a nerd. And now I'm posting about it online. Clues are mounting.
Posted by: Weirddave at December 31, 2014 10:44 PM (Y+IGD)
And you are correct, Weirddave! Stick to your guns!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 31, 2014 10:46 PM (bWFHa)
Posted by: Alana at December 31, 2014 10:47 PM (ayXHU)
I'm really sorry to hear about your friend.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2014 10:47 PM (cAlVr)
A month or so ago he had a funny rant-column about hugging and how much he hates the evil spread of casual hugs.
Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2014 10:47 PM (9BRsg)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 31, 2014 10:47 PM (16bOT)
Thank you from the bottom of my heart.
Posted by: SMFH at it all
There would be no freedom, no Republic, no Shining City on the Hill, without tough, smart people standing guard, all over the world, going to unpleasant places, watching over this big dumb country. Most people are more concerned with the vagaries of the idiotic pop culture than paying attention to some of the nastier folks who hate us and wish us ill will.
Lest we forget.....
Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after dark at December 31, 2014 10:48 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at December 31, 2014 10:48 PM (Bk7Tp)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2014 10:48 PM (t//F+)
A new year and god willing we will still be talking shit next year
Night all, love ya,
Nip
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 31, 2014 10:48 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Cicero Skip at December 31, 2014 10:48 PM (FIrEF)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2014 10:48 PM (KFdZd)
Sitting here drunk (in silent lucidity and comfortably numb) thinking "man, the FDA is worried about the sprinkles on a 2,000 calorie donut?".
*cancels trip to NY to take pictures with lions, tigers and bears, instead decides to hunt possum.*
HNY Morons.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 31, 2014 10:40 PM (Qs8ZN)
No. 1 on bucket list:
Go to New York, have picture take with a lion, while holding a 32 oz. Pepsi topped with whipped cream and trans fat sprinkles.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 31, 2014 10:49 PM (v0xN9)
Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2014 10:49 PM (9BRsg)
Don't go away.
It sucks that your friend died but that is the way of life. It's a fate that awaits us all.
Sometimes you live to the ripe old age of 124 sometimes you don't even get to be born and exist at all.
Hopefully he lived a life in full and smiled as he met his savior and was beckoned into eternity.
Posted by: Kreplach at December 31, 2014 10:49 PM (HFRZF)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2014 10:48 PM (t//F+)
Is that like SMOD?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2014 10:49 PM (cAlVr)
Posted by: ginaswo at December 31, 2014 10:49 PM (2EgyQ)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 10:37 PM (OsWis)
Thank you for your service.
Posted by: tbodie at December 31, 2014 10:50 PM (sLVyZ)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 31, 2014 10:50 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: small town girl at December 31, 2014 10:50 PM (yX09K)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 31, 2014 10:50 PM (bWFHa)
-Posted by: Weirddave at December 31, 2014 10:44 PM (Y+IGD)
It was almost a year ago today that I screwed-up a joke about the "damned clanking".
Never underestimate the power of ignorance!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 31, 2014 10:50 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2014 10:50 PM (9BRsg)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2014 10:48 PM (KFdZd)
Yes, and the other folks who have joined the choir invisible.
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 10:50 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Bill Cosby at December 31, 2014 10:50 PM (4IFRz)
Posted by: north and judd at December 31, 2014 10:50 PM (TTTHP)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 31, 2014 10:51 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 31, 2014 10:51 PM (D6PHF)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2014 10:51 PM (KFdZd)
Posted by: Arbalest at December 31, 2014 10:51 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: lowandslow at December 31, 2014 10:51 PM (BXkFh)
Hello, ONT.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 31, 2014 10:51 PM (D6PHF)
Hello RK
Goodnight Nip
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2014 10:52 PM (cAlVr)
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 10:43 PM (MQEz6)
Whatever show she's on, I'm not watching it. She's on the extensive list of people in the entertainment industry that I hate.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 31, 2014 10:52 PM (v0xN9)
PETA would have taken away Elly May's critters.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 31, 2014 10:52 PM (W5DcG)
So, it's both a floor wax and a breakfast cereal.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 31, 2014 10:52 PM (V70Uh)
Wait. What happened to Backhoe?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2014 10:51 PM (KFdZd)
He died a few weeks ago.
Posted by: rickl at December 31, 2014 10:52 PM (sdi6R)
/random observation
Posted by: Piercello, no longer on the road at December 31, 2014 10:53 PM (JybVy)
Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2014 10:47 PM
If that's the case I'm with Ace on this. It drives me fucking bonkers. Dudes are supposed to shake hands, fist bump or high five. Hugging is kinda fruity.
Posted by: otho at December 31, 2014 10:53 PM (tBSrv)
Sometimes a given week will drag, but the year rarely does.
Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2014 10:53 PM (9BRsg)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 31, 2014 10:52
Types
Deletes
Types
And deletes.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2014 10:53 PM (cAlVr)
Posted by: Cicero Skip at December 31, 2014 10:54 PM (FIrEF)
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I missed that. RIP to him and all the Morons who have passed this year.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2014 10:54 PM (KFdZd)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2014 10:54 PM (zEeeZ)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 10:54 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Cicero Skip at December 31, 2014 10:55 PM (FIrEF)
Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2014 10:55 PM (9BRsg)
When they got my friend on the cath table they out out she had a heart attack before and a quarter of her heart muscle was already dead.
Posted by: Last at December 31, 2014 10:55 PM (8HiDF)
I hope he's with them now.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 10:55 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Kreplach at December 31, 2014 10:55 PM (HFRZF)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December
Shhhhh. Hillary doesn't need to know.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2014 10:55 PM (cAlVr)
My advice: Drink heavily.
Posted by: Maetenloch at December 31, 2014 10:32 PM (wqVD1)
---------
Aww...it's all good, Maet. ...We're not worthy anyway.
Upbeat? Here's something upbeat:
Dancing Baby Groot.
http://youtu.be/P86CFO4YS20
And...more complete:
http://youtu.be/P86CFO4YS20
Posted by: wheatie at December 31, 2014 10:55 PM (943iJ)
Posted by: Cicero Skip at December 31, 2014 10:56 PM (FIrEF)
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 10:56 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 10:57 PM (w+fJL)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 31, 2014 10:57 PM (D6PHF)
-Posted by: otho at December 31, 2014 10:53 PM (tBSrv)
I hugged my buddy tonight, (whom I've known since I was nine and he was eight).
He went to shake my hand and I just grabbed him.
Three back-pats later, it was all-good.
As a Man, you can go as far as five Back-Pats, depending on the situation.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 31, 2014 10:57 PM (16bOT)
Shit, you should've thrown a flag up. Drinks are always on me for morons passing through.
How did Towson treat you? I know MD is a shithole, politically, but Towson is pretty nice. I liked it there.
Posted by: DC in River City, now I have a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho at December 31, 2014 10:57 PM (e+1S5)
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http://tinyurl.com/o2dnm7b
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Here's to the beauty of the stars
Here's to the travelers on the open road
Here's to the dreamers in the bars
Here's to the teachers in the crowded rooms
Here's to the workers in the fields
Here's to the preachers of the sacred words
Here's to the drivers at the wheel
Here's to you my little loves with blessings from above
Now let the day begin
Here's to you my little loves with blessings from above
Now let the day begin, let the day begin
Here's to the winners of the human race
Here's to the losers in the game
Here's to the soldiers of the bitter war
Here's to the wall that bears their names
Here's to you my little loves with blessings from above
Now let the day begin
Here's to you my little loves with blessings from above
Let the day begin, let the day begin, let the day start
Here's to the doctors and their healing work
Here's to the loved ones in their care
Here's to the strangers on the streets tonight
Here's to the lonely everywhere
Here's to the wisdom from the mouths of babes
Here's to the lions in the cage
Here's to the struggles of the silent war
Here's to the closing of the age
Here's to you my little loves with blessings from above
Now let the day begin
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Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after dark at December 31, 2014 10:58 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: Maximus at December 31, 2014 10:58 PM (T3hOB)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 10:58 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: t-dubya-d at December 31, 2014 10:58 PM (u6lBN)
"He died a few weeks ago."
Gone to follow his two previously departed sweeties.
A serial widower.
From his writing, he never was the same without either of them.
Godspeed, old fellow.
Posted by: torquewrench at December 31, 2014 10:58 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 10:58 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 10:58 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2014 10:58 PM (zEeeZ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 31, 2014 10:58 PM (Qs8ZN)
As I've gotten older, the years seem to fly by.
Sometimes a given week will drag, but the year rarely does.
Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2014 10:53 PM (9BRsg)
OH HELL YES. And it depresses the shit outta me sometimes.
When I was in grade school, the year just seemed to drag on forever. I think the sweet spot for me was when I was around a junior in college; time passed by at just about the right speed, it seemed.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 31, 2014 10:58 PM (+QiOt)
Okay we have us a contender for best spammer of 2015 already.
Posted by: Maetenloch at December 31, 2014 10:59 PM (wqVD1)
Posted by: bananaDream at December 31, 2014 10:59 PM (vLk7c)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 31, 2014 10:59 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: DC in River City, now I have a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho at December 31, 2014 10:59 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 10:59 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2014 10:59 PM (9BRsg)
Posted by: Chris M at December 31, 2014 10:59 PM (6RZos)
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 11:00 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Alana at December 31, 2014 11:00 PM (ayXHU)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2014 11:01 PM (cAlVr)
Posted by: Cicero Skip at December 31, 2014 11:01 PM (FIrEF)
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 11:01 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Sterotypical mysterious Chinese shopkeeper at December 31, 2014 11:01 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 31, 2014 11:02 PM (20X6f)
Okay, so it doesn't Crump.
Does it also not Parks?
(Inside joke.)
Also, what happens when Lace Wigs get caught in Machines For Sale? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: torquewrench at December 31, 2014 11:02 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 31, 2014 11:02 PM (D6PHF)
Posted by: DC in River City, now I have a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho at December 31, 2014 10:59 PM (e+1S5)
*cough cough*
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 11:02 PM (w+fJL)
Posted by: Cicero Skip at December 31, 2014 11:03 PM (FIrEF)
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Meh. The ONTs during the decline of the Roman Empire were probably pretty depressing too. It's the nature of the beast.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 31, 2014 11:03 PM (4IFRz)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 31, 2014 11:03 PM (UVfht)
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 11:03 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 31, 2014 11:04 PM (RZzX3)
Posted by: Lea wonders why Marco Polo is only ten episodes at December 31, 2014 11:04 PM (/bd0t)
Ah, the days when the ends of old comment threads would be stuffed with spam, spam, spam.
Posted by: eman
But it was really GOOD spam.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after dark at December 31, 2014 11:04 PM (+1T7c)
Fuck You 2014. Bring on the new year.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2014 11:04 PM (KFdZd)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:04 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2014 11:04 PM (zEeeZ)
Posted by: Cicero Skip at December 31, 2014 11:03 PM (FIrEF)
Machines for sale and some other thing abouts CDs.
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 11:05 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2014 10:49 PM (cAlVr)
Kinda. 'Course now it is a question who, not when
http://tinyurl.com/p4ndkhx
Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2014 11:05 PM (t//F+)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:05 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Cicero Skip at December 31, 2014 11:05 PM (FIrEF)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 31, 2014 11:05 PM (20X6f)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2014 11:04 PM (KFdZd)
Bummer. Here's hoping a big window opens for you in 2015
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2014 11:05 PM (cAlVr)
Got something stuck your throat, buddy?
Posted by: DC in River City, now I have a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho at December 31, 2014 11:06 PM (e+1S5)
*glances at Slap*
-Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:05 PM (OsWis)
*HAH!*
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 31, 2014 11:06 PM (16bOT)
About the troops in Afghanistan. Not much has changed since 1918-1919. When the Doughboys came home. Except the Polar Bear division in Murmansk fighting the Red Bolsheviks and leaving the bodies of comrades buried in Russian soil.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2014 11:06 PM (zEeeZ)
Posted by: bill-o at December 31, 2014 11:06 PM (Io7gq)
How did Towson treat you? I know MD is a shithole, politically, but Towson is pretty nice. I liked it there.
I surprised family for Christmas by showing up unexpectedly at my brother's place that afternoon. Because of the Christmas eve gig, this meant driving all night and morning on 20 minutes sleep, which meant that I passed though Louisville just after 3:30 on Christmas morning. I didn't figure that stopping for drinks would be in order just then. 8-)
As far as Towson goes, I only saw signs for it on my way through Baltimore on a side trip to New England, but they were nice signs.
I must have driven past half the horde, or nearly so, last week. 2700 miles round trip, in a very large triangle.
Next time, I'll plan better. *raises glass*
Posted by: Piercello, no longer on the road at December 31, 2014 11:07 PM (JybVy)
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 11:07 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: wheatie at December 31, 2014 11:07 PM (943iJ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcaBI_I0Td0
On January 6 they will attempt to recover a first stage for the first time. They've practiced soft landings on the ocean surface, and now they will try to land it on a floating platform.
Posted by: rickl at December 31, 2014 11:07 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 31, 2014 11:07 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Trunk Monkey at December 31, 2014 11:07 PM (jucos)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2014 11:08 PM (T1005)
Particular type of sales? I hear IM flash is expanding. Vivint planning a lot of hiring, too, but I don't know at what level.
Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2014 11:08 PM (9BRsg)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2014 11:08 PM (cAlVr)
Posted by: DC in River City, now I have a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho at December 31, 2014 11:06 PM (e+1S5)
At the moment, yes, actually. Stomach acid. Fucking pizza I had for dinner gave me indigestion like a bitch.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 11:08 PM (w+fJL)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 31, 2014 10:57 PM
Sounds homoerotic. Look dude, I'm the first to admit that glory holes and leather harnesses are cool. There's good money in that and it doesn't makeme a bender. But the hugging is fucking gay, man.
Posted by: otho at December 31, 2014 11:08 PM (tBSrv)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 31, 2014 11:08 PM (4IFRz)
Posted by: eman
The word you are looking for is 'plethora'.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after dark at December 31, 2014 11:08 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 11:08 PM (rwI+c)
Yeah, I know...I just had one of my former joes come home from the 'stan and wondered if it was all worth it. He did three tours in Iraq and two in the 'stan.
I didn't know how to answer him.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:08 PM (OsWis)
Less than two hours to go here in the Central Zone. I think I've had just about enough of 2014.
I raise my glass of bubbly to Maet, to all the Ace bloggers, including of course Mr. Of Spades hisself, king of the heap. Where is Ace tonight?
And I raise another glass *hic* to all the commenting rabble, an island of (relative) sanity, or at least distracting amusement, in a vast sea of hope-deadening discombobulation.
God help us in 2015!
Posted by: mindful webworker in shiny cardboard top hat at December 31, 2014 11:09 PM (ACs58)
Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2014 11:09 PM (9BRsg)
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 11:07 PM (MQEz6)
ALL the times.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 11:09 PM (w+fJL)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:09 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Cicero Skip at December 31, 2014 11:10 PM (FIrEF)
-Posted by: otho at December 31, 2014 11:08 PM (tBSrv)
Going to Fuck Yourself sounds Auto-Erotic and out of my particular field of understanding.
Be Safe While You Do It!!!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 31, 2014 11:10 PM (16bOT)
Not nearly enough.
>>>At the moment, yes, actually. Stomach acid. Fucking pizza I had for dinner gave me indigestion like a bitch.
With you, not at you. Swearsies.
Posted by: DC in River City, now I have a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho at December 31, 2014 11:10 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 11:10 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2014
Oh, that's what you are calling them now?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2014 11:10 PM (cAlVr)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 31, 2014 11:10 PM (D6PHF)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:10 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Alana at December 31, 2014 11:11 PM (ayXHU)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2014 11:11 PM (zEeeZ)
Posted by: bad lip reading at December 31, 2014 11:11 PM (FGEvF)
Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2014 11:11 PM (9BRsg)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 31, 2014 11:12 PM (4IFRz)
Fuck You 2014. Bring on the new year.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2014 11:04 PM (KFdZd)
Sorry about the bad luck. My oldest brother once got a new job with a corporation near Chicago. He knew it wouldn't last when he went to work the first day and the lawn hadn't been mowed in a while.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 31, 2014 11:12 PM (v0xN9)
Amazed that BC is among the living still...
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:10 PM (OsWis)
It's happened so many times that the Ravage and I are friendly now.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 11:12 PM (w+fJL)
Blow jobs are OK, as long as no eye contact.
Posted by: Weirddave at December 31, 2014 11:13 PM (Y+IGD)
Yeah, I know...I just had one of my former joes come home from the 'stan and wondered if it was all worth it. He did three tours in Iraq and two in the 'stan.
I didn't know how to answer him.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:08 PM (OsWis)
It's sickening how we have thrown away our gains in Iraq and Afghanistan.
The best answer I can come up with is that you planted seeds there. Maybe the children growing up now will have fond memories of American servicemen and women, and that could come to fruition in the next generation.
Posted by: rickl at December 31, 2014 11:13 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:13 PM (OsWis)
They showed her exercising in a gym this evening.
Judgement: they're real.
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 11:13 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:15 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Chris M at December 31, 2014 11:15 PM (6RZos)
Posted by: DC in River City, now I have a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho at December 31, 2014 11:16 PM (e+1S5)
They showed her exercising in a gym this evening.
They chose...wisely.
Posted by: Splunge at December 31, 2014 11:16 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 31, 2014 11:10 PM
Just yanking your chain (subtext intentional), Slap.
Posted by: otho at December 31, 2014 11:16 PM (tBSrv)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:16 PM (OsWis)
-Posted by: otho at December 31, 2014 11:16 PM (tBSrv)
Roger That, Amigo!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 31, 2014 11:17 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 31, 2014 11:17 PM (dULJN)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:18 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Erowmero at December 31, 2014 11:18 PM (go5uR)
Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2014 11:19 PM (9BRsg)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at December 31, 2014 11:19 PM (2KcMh)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:19 PM (OsWis)
Our lives were better for your presence. Salud!
Posted by: Weirddave at December 31, 2014 11:19 PM (Y+IGD)
If that's the case I'm with Ace on this. It drives me fucking
bonkers. Dudes are supposed to shake hands, fist bump or high five.
Hugging is kinda fruity.
Blow jobs are OK, as long as no eye contact.
Posted by: Weirddave at December 31, 2014 11:13 PM (Y+IGD)
If someone is doin' a blowjob, and it contacts their eye, they're doin' it wrong.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2014 11:19 PM (T1005)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 31, 2014 11:19 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:20 PM (OsWis)
I'm moxiemom on Twitter.
-------------------------
I know. We've exchanged a few tweets. Surprisingly I'm Duke Lowell on Twitter.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2014 11:21 PM (KFdZd)
Have you found another job yet? I remember you posting that but I'm sorry I don't remember when.
Posted by: Carol at December 31, 2014 11:21 PM (sj3Ax)
I am not that fond of Stirling for a lot of reasons, and I won't go into them, but That book was a good book and I wished he had written another one just as good
Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2014 11:21 PM (t//F+)
Still there. Hanging by a few threads.
And, yes, a drink is always an option.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 31, 2014 11:21 PM (D6PHF)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:21 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2014 11:19 PM (T1005)
That is decidedly incorrect sir. Or so porn tells
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 11:21 PM (w+fJL)
Posted by: SMFH
Any one who serves has a lot of different reasons when they go in, but why they stay and endure is probably reduced to a few.
Most people that serve and stay in, it's a matter of self -respect. They could do nothing else.
To put yourself "between your home and the wars' desolation."
It is a high civic virtue, to put service to country and others above your own needs and wants.
In any decent country, this would be widely respected. Too many people in this country give lip service to "serving" yet not respecting the mission that soldiers were on. That's too awkward.
Some day, there will be a reckoning. More than just a "thank you" and be on your way for serving.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after dark at December 31, 2014 11:21 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: PabloD at December 31, 2014 11:21 PM (roESk)
HAAAAY!!!
Long-Time; No-Talk, C.C.!!!
*Here's to You and Yours!*
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 31, 2014 11:22 PM (16bOT)
In about 7 short hours, President Dumbass will be in the throes of passion with Michelle resulting in the conception of the 2056 Democratic Presidential Nominee.
But Happy 2015 anyways...
Back to work.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 31, 2014 11:22 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 11:22 PM (MQEz6)
Hopefully Crank Jr. is doing all right.
Posted by: torquewrench at December 31, 2014 11:22 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:22 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: wheatie at December 31, 2014 11:22 PM (943iJ)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 31, 2014 11:23 PM (20X6f)
But you better have fun-bags because that is the only thing about it that I like
Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2014 11:23 PM (t//F+)
And I've been tormenting my best friend from high school by posting pictures from 1967. She doesn't believe she was ever that young!
Happy New Year's, Horde! It's starting out odd.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 31, 2014 11:23 PM (Lqy/e)
-Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:21 PM (OsWis)
He was acting like a dick and I called him out.
The next four years were "told to me".
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 31, 2014 11:23 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 31, 2014 11:23 PM (HkkyM)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:23 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:24 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:24 PM (OsWis)
So it would appear. Tomorrow is Alabama's day in the barrel. Auburn the first game of the day. Alabama the last.
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 11:24 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: votermom at December 31, 2014 11:25 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Kreplach at December 31, 2014 11:25 PM (HFRZF)
Posted by: right wing whippersnapper at December 31, 2014 11:25 PM (ThxKk)
Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2014 11:25 PM (9BRsg)
Posted by: puddleglum@work
Too many 'esses' there.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after dark at December 31, 2014 11:26 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: ace at December 31, 2014 11:26 PM (E+pqw)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2014 11:27 PM (t//F+)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after dark at December 31, 2014 11:27 PM (+1T7c)
Does it tell you the best time to reproduce?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 31, 2014 11:27 PM (W5DcG)
Oh. Shit.
Ace is in the ONT.
RUUUUUUUNNN!!!!!!!!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 11:27 PM (w+fJL)
Posted by: Kreplach at December 31, 2014 11:28 PM (HFRZF)
I am not that fond of Stirling for a lot of reasons, and I won't go into them, but That book was a good book and I wished he had written another one just as good
Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2014 11:21 PM (t//F+)
Yeah I tried to read his 'ember' series a decade or so ago and found the second book enough of a slog that I just gave up. And that's very unusual for me.
Posted by: Maetenloch at December 31, 2014 11:28 PM (wqVD1)
I almost don't feel like drinking anymore...
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:24 PM (OsWis)
Keep drinking. And then somehow, find a way to have the happiest year possible.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 31, 2014 11:28 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 31, 2014 11:28 PM (20X6f)
Some kind of egg bathroom?
Posted by: Splunge at December 31, 2014 11:28 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: thathalfrican at December 31, 2014 11:28 PM (1sg14)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 31, 2014 11:28 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: CanaDave at December 31, 2014 11:29 PM (IhNye)
Posted by: ace at December 31, 2014 11:26 PM (E+pqw)
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Happy New Year, Ace!
Posted by: wheatie at December 31, 2014 11:29 PM (943iJ)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 31, 2014 11:29 PM (mx5oN)
We'll Take A Cup of Kindness Yet...
Here's to the posters we lost this year.
Backhoe, Joffen, who else? Probably some we don't know about.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, twirling a pencil at December 31, 2014 11:29 PM (F2IAQ)
if I can touch em, they're real.
Posted by: DC in River City, now
And if you touch them you will be neutered. A friend told me.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2014 11:29 PM (cAlVr)
Well, that's how the story is supposed to be written.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after dark at December 31, 2014 11:29 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:29 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: rickl at December 31, 2014 11:29 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, twirling a pencil at December 31, 2014 11:30 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Cicero Skip at December 31, 2014 11:30 PM (FIrEF)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 31, 2014 11:31 PM (20X6f)
But what you posted was so....gross...
Not to mention crazy.
Like the JEF is interested in women...pfft.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:31 PM (OsWis)
I didn't click the link but it seems to me PETA can only ruin a New Year's celebration for people who allow them to ruin it. The proper response to PETA is F you.
A town in Wisconsin has a falling Carp on New Year's Eve - is PETA hounding them?
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at December 31, 2014 11:31 PM (+XMAD)
I swear to god I just snorted scotch out through my nose!
Almost got my piano.
I still gots some Auld Lang Syne to play in 20 minutes.
Posted by: Kreplach at December 31, 2014 11:31 PM (HFRZF)
Posted by: rickl at December 31, 2014 11:31 PM (sdi6R)
Ghenghis was I believe the originator of the ONT & wasn't around while I have, he passed away a few months ago.
Late summer/early fall?
I poured a glass of wine but it's just sitting here.
Now!!
Posted by: Carol at December 31, 2014 11:32 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: thathalfrican at December 31, 2014 11:32 PM (1sg14)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 31, 2014 11:32 PM (20X6f)
I hope your 2015 involves blogging a surprise American comeback with liberals hopes and dreams crashing down all around them.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 31, 2014 11:32 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at December 31, 2014 11:32 PM (rmc8r)
Ok, so which one of you assholes wrote guardians of the galaxy? Gushie made me watch it, & it's one giant AoSHQ inside joke.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 31, 2014 11:32 PM (m86fE)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at December 31, 2014 11:33 PM (9tzvc)
And a couple of years later: "Oops"
Posted by: Splunge at December 31, 2014 11:33 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: ace at December 31, 2014 11:33 PM (E+pqw)
Posted by: puddleglum
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Same thing NC State said.
56 - 23
Posted by: Mike Hammer, twirling a pencil at December 31, 2014 11:33 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:34 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Kreplach at December 31, 2014 11:34 PM (HFRZF)
Posted by: ace
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Hold it..., this is a Democracy?
Now you tell us.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, twirling a pencil at December 31, 2014 11:34 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 31, 2014 11:34 PM (20X6f)
Posted by: otho at December 31, 2014 11:34 PM (tBSrv)
Posted by: ace at December 31, 2014 11:33 PM (E+pqw)
Yes, but tomorrow, when the hangovers provide the right mental climate for resolutions. Does anyone make those during the actual party?
Posted by: Splunge at December 31, 2014 11:35 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: ace at December 31, 2014 11:33 PM (E+pqw)
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With a dancing Baby Groot?
I'm in.
Posted by: wheatie at December 31, 2014 11:35 PM (943iJ)
I say that although when Ace posted the picture of Spock/Mr. Ed yesterday which caused my eyes to bleed, I became convinced that Ace hates us and wants us to die.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at December 31, 2014 11:35 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: ace
Only if we can put up all the resolutions we fully intend not to do.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 31, 2014 11:35 PM (wr4LJ)
Posted by: Deety at December 31, 2014 11:35 PM (gSkMY)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:35 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: goatexchange at December 31, 2014 11:35 PM (MgTBV)
Posted by: ace at December 31, 2014 11:33 PM (E+pqw)
Could get interesting,
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 11:35 PM (MQEz6)
Happy New Year!
I say NO to resolutions, if people really want to do something, they do it.
Otherwise they just make a big deal about it & it goes away.
Posted by: Carol at December 31, 2014 11:36 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2014 11:36 PM (mtmZ0)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:31 PM (OsWis)
Which is great! Because the libs get to knock 'Gay' off of their 'Presidential Firsts' list.
That just leaves us with the first woman, transgender, Latina, Asian, handicapable, Satanic, cross-dressing Presidents to look forward to.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 31, 2014 11:36 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 11:36 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: ace at December 31, 2014 11:33 PM (E+pqw)
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You're asking the inmates? Okay.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 31, 2014 11:37 PM (4IFRz)
And a couple of years later: "Oops"
Posted by: Splunge
I can just see Ace hosting the first Press Conference as President Perry's press secretary:
"We have a lot of work to do to clean up the mess that Captain Asshole made. Now which one of you jerks wants to dispute that?"
Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after dark at December 31, 2014 11:37 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: Cicero Skip at December 31, 2014 11:37 PM (FIrEF)
Okay, so ace eats foot chicken.
And the rest of us get stuck eating foot possum.
Not too hard to see who gets the longer end of that stick.
Posted by: torquewrench at December 31, 2014 11:37 PM (noWW6)
Oh. Shit.
Ace is in the ONT.
RUUUUUUUNNN!!!!!!!!
Posted by
I say Ace, Mr, Ace, bring it, bring it like a ban hammer. Oh and besides validating my parking fan I have my original ips un-banned? Thank you, the sincere & gracious Misanthropic Humaniatarian
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2014 11:37 PM (cAlVr)
"Belize bano huevo" is just gibberish, but gibberish that makes Spanish speakers twitch.
Think "Cappy knut beer", but for people who hate puns.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2014 11:37 PM (t//F+)
And is immediately called a racist (again).
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 31, 2014 11:37 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: tbodie at December 31, 2014 11:38 PM (sLVyZ)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 31, 2014 11:38 PM (m86fE)
Posted by: Kreplach at December 31, 2014 11:38 PM (HFRZF)
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 11:38 PM (MQEz6)
Ok, so which one of you assholes wrote guardians of the galaxy? Gushie made me watch it, it's one giant AoSHQ inside joke.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 31, 2014 11:32 PM (m86fE)
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Haaa. Thank you! I though so too.
Morons in space.
Posted by: wheatie at December 31, 2014 11:39 PM (943iJ)
I wore my Rick Perry "Wanted" T-shirt through the Austin Airport this December, and then walked up and down the Arrival Pickup area 3 or 4 times waiting for my ride.
I can think of no resolutions to top this.
Posted by: Arbalest at December 31, 2014 11:41 PM (FlRtG)
-Posted by: Mike Hammer, twirling a pencil at December 31, 2014 11:29 PM (F2IAQ)
Please allow me to pray on behalf of much of The Horde.
Lord, find us all well tonight and beyond. Into the New Year we ask of your guidance and Love.
Human, we accept our Sins as fault and confess them, so as to receive blessing.
Might our simple Souls be saved by finding light in darkness.
Lord make me an instrument of Thy peace.
In Jesus' Name, I Pray...
*amen*
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 31, 2014 11:41 PM (16bOT)
Yeah, that shit with geraldo was gross. I didn't even bother to go on that particular thread. Spocktaur was enough...
Other than that, thanks for all you do!
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:41 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: ace at December 31, 2014 11:33 PM (E+pqw)
Sure!
I ran 12.6 miles on the treadmill Tuesday and lifted weights for several hours today.
And I'm only having 2 beers tonight. My motto used to be "Beer, why stop at 13?"
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 31, 2014 11:41 PM (AC0lD)
"Everybody has problems! And personally, I don't care!"
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at December 31, 2014 11:41 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: thathalfrican at December 31, 2014 11:41 PM (1sg14)
Posted by: ace at December 31, 2014 11:33 PM (E+pqw)
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You're asking the inmates? Okay.
Yes be all means whar could possibly go wrong. The law of unintended consequences too k eth epweek off.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2014 11:41 PM (cAlVr)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:42 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: ace at December 31, 2014 11:26 PM (E+pqw)
We'll see how long that lasts...
Posted by: The Wary Hat at December 31, 2014 11:42 PM (0Ew3K)
If that happened, the progs would foam at the mouth, turn inside out, and become demon imps.
So, good idea.
Posted by: Splunge at December 31, 2014 11:42 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2014 11:42 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 31, 2014 11:42 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Cicero Skip at December 31, 2014 11:42 PM (FIrEF)
Posted by: tbodie at December 31, 2014 11:43 PM (sLVyZ)
Never realized what a good song it was until just now.
Posted by: Kreplach at December 31, 2014 11:43 PM (HFRZF)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 31, 2014 11:43 PM (20X6f)
Nice post Maet, pretty sure you found a pair of the glasses from They Live. Have you recently seen Roddy Roddy Piper?
Posted by: prophet at December 31, 2014 11:43 PM (OQ8CF)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at December 31, 2014 11:43 PM (+jsVQ)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:43 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: t-dubya-d at December 31, 2014 11:43 PM (u6lBN)
Posted by: rickl at December 31, 2014 11:43 PM (sdi6R)
Ace is in the ONT.
RUUUUUUUNNN!!!!!!!!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 11:27 PM (w+fJL)
*prepares to make entrance*
Posted by: The Sloath at December 31, 2014 11:44 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Liv in Baltimore at December 31, 2014 11:44 PM (sEUh+)
POWDER RIVER LET 'ER BUCK!
Oh, and Happy friggin New Years.
Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at December 31, 2014 11:44 PM (PR3eQ)
Awww, thank you for that. a very sweet way to end the year
Posted by: L, elle at December 31, 2014 11:45 PM (3rpCw)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 31, 2014 11:45 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at December 31, 2014 11:41 PM (+XMAD)
A third party. The Wild Party.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 31, 2014 11:45 PM (W5DcG)
I loved his quote from a Hunter Thompson book, about Ali, before their first fight: "Sure he's The Greatest. But he has to give it up sometime, right?"
Posted by: Splunge at December 31, 2014 11:45 PM (qyomX)
Blessing?
I'll settle for bail.
And plea-ing out for probation.
Posted by: torquewrench at December 31, 2014 11:45 PM (noWW6)
Are you sorry that Harbaugh went to Michigan instead with the Raiders?
Why must you mock me so?
Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2014 11:45 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Carol at December 31, 2014 11:45 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: LIV in Baltimore at December 31, 2014 11:45 PM (sEUh+)
I first read that nic as "breaking the wind"......I'm glad I was mistaken.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2014 11:45 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2014 11:47 PM (cAlVr)
I have mixed feelings over the whole thing...
Sparano will more than likely be the coach next year...
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:48 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 31, 2014 11:48 PM (KH1sk)
I'll settle for bail.
And plea-ing out for probation."
-Posted by: torquewrench at December 31, 2014 11:45 PM (noWW6)
I know that you know how much I respect the HECK out of your posts.
Bless You, Brother!
*makes phone-call*
I didn't pork that blonde, Dad. I need two-grand, though.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 31, 2014 11:49 PM (16bOT)
Happy New Year, HORDE & Maetenloch!!
Posted by: Carol at December 31, 2014 11:49 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2014 11:49 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: cthulhu
Perhaps you've had more than the two shots I've had?
Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at December 31, 2014 11:49 PM (PR3eQ)
Secretary Palin was asked if she would be taking names, in addition to kicking ass...
And she replied..."Oh hells yes!"
Posted by: wheatie at December 31, 2014 11:49 PM (943iJ)
Posted by: joncelli at December 31, 2014 11:50 PM (ENczY)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 31, 2014 11:50 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:50 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2014 11:50 PM (9BRsg)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:50 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2014 11:50 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Carol at December 31, 2014 11
Carol happy new year
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2014 11:51 PM (cAlVr)
Posted by: joncelli at December 31, 2014 11:51 PM (ENczY)
...I'm glad I was mistaken.
Posted by: cthulhu
Perhaps you've had more than the two shots I've had?
Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at December 31, 2014 11:49 PM (PR3eQ)
Oh, hell yes.....but being mistaken is another one of my core competencies, even without drinking.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2014 11:51 PM (T1005)
Posted by: joncelli at December 31, 2014 11:51 PM (ENczY)
Posted by: prophet at December 31, 2014 11:43 PM (OQ8CF)
Well at least someone got the reference. And I'm all out of gum. :-)
Posted by: Maetenloch at December 31, 2014 11:52 PM (wqVD1)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 31, 2014 11:52 PM (16bOT)
I would LOVE to work for the Dept of Ass Kicking.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:50 PM (OsWis)
Reminds me of Herbert's Bureau of Sabotage.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2014 11:52 PM (T1005)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2014 11:53 PM (T1005)
Happy New Year, even if it's only 9 pm there. I don't expect to be up at 3 am because I've been up since before 5 today.
Posted by: Carol at December 31, 2014 11:56 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 31, 2014 11:57 PM (bWFHa)
Posted by: thathalfrican at December 31, 2014 11:57 PM (1sg14)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 31, 2014 11:58 PM (L6/+u)
For the new year I'm trying new things. Pale Moon Peach Ale and Miller Fortune. The Pale Moon is good, as usual, and the Miller is...eh. not bad. It does have an Ace of Spades on the label so there is that.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 11:59 PM (6fyGz)
Posted by: t-dubya-d at December 31, 2014 11:59 PM (u6lBN)
Posted by: Carol at January 01, 2015 12:00 AM (sj3Ax)
Cthulhu,
Happy New Year, even if it's only 9 pm there. I don't expect to be up at 3 am because I've been up since before 5 today.
Posted by: Carol at December 31, 2014 11:56 PM (sj3Ax)
Sleep well, and I hope you wake to a sparkling new morn, full of promise and opportunity.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 01, 2015 12:03 AM (T1005)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 01, 2015 12:12 AM (go6ud)
Posted by: Mr. alu Fods at January 01, 2015 12:14 AM (dVk8Y)
Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at January 01, 2015 12:18 AM (g+qqc)
I have neither the brain cells nor the energy left to list you all by name, but know that I wish you ALL only the best in 2015.
Well, almost all of you...
It's been a helluva year. Let's make this new one matter.
Posted by: shredded chi at January 01, 2015 12:22 AM (LGFTn)
Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at January
We are here from the government we are here to,help,youn
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 01, 2015 12:24 AM (cAlVr)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 01, 2015 12:26 AM (m86fE)
Posted by: shredded chi at January 01, 2015 12:22 AM (LGFTn)
It starts a day here, a day there, next thing you know it's been a good year with somebullshitbthrown. Gots to have cray cray batbshit to keep it real.
Seriously nothing but the best for you and Mr.,Tucker
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 01, 2015 12:27 AM (cAlVr)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 01, 2015 12:29 AM (6fyGz)
Posted by: biancaneve at January 01, 2015 12:30 AM (AJaBe)
That means he won't be up until the crack of noon at earliest.
Happy New Year Ace and the Cob-loggers and the horde.
Hopefuly 2015 will have Ace unleash the horde on DC Debbie or another unsuspecting lib.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at January 01, 2015 12:37 AM (+Fae7)
Happy New Year Maet and the other coblogs and thanks for your contributions.
And HNY to all the morons, both coasts and in between, and to the frozen north, and down under, and in all the active AOs of CENTCOM, and all those serving everywhere else.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 01, 2015 12:41 AM (afQnV)
Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at January 01, 2015 12:18 AM (g+qqc)
Happy anniversary. And happy 2015 to the East Coast. Still 2014 in the Midwest.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 01, 2015 12:42 AM (+XMAD)
New tablet?
Posted by: Carol at January 01, 2015 12:53 AM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: thathalfrican at January 01, 2015 12:54 AM (1sg14)
Posted by: cthulhu at January 01, 2015 01:19 AM (T1005)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 01, 2015 03:16 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 01, 2015 03:17 AM (0Ew3K)
Maybe now that he has tied up the Sky People series and I don't see how much further he can push the Ember around, he can put some time into this sequel.
Course if you need more Stirling, the Draka are his most interesting creations, bit like Voldemort, dark and terrible but great.
Posted by: Kyle Kiernan at January 01, 2015 08:17 AM (eW3hM)
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