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And then despite contrary statements from those close to Obama she declares the idea that Al Sharpton is 'close advisor' to the president is just false. And on probably unrelated note I recently found some odd sunglasses downtown by a dumpster. And when I put them on, this is what I saw as I looked around:
How Old Are the Democratic Party's Leaders? Pretty damn old. Hillary is the baby of the bunch at a sprightly 69. Cause Legislators Gotta Legislate And New York's lawmakers are clearly working on the important things: Tiger selfies. In New York in February, it becomes illegal to pose for a photo with a lion, tiger or other big cat. The measure, which specifically prohibits contact between members of the public and big cats at animal shows, passed after self-portraits with the animals started becoming more popular online, particularly with some young men on dating sites. Also: The FDA Is Banning Trans Fat Sprinkles Book of the Week: "The Peshawar Lancers." Based on Moe Lane's recommendation I tracked down and read this book and it was pretty good. Pedophile Panic at the Salvation Army: No Teen Boys Allowed, Too Dangerous. PETA Ruins New Year Celebration for Small Town in North Carolina Well they're religious zealots and lecturing and harassing non-believers is what they do. A Bad Sign: Adult Diapers Now Outselling Baby Diapers in Japan What the Ingredients On Your Shampoo Bottle Actually Mean Your Mother tongue comes from your (prehistoric) father. Or does it? Which helps explain why a majority of Icelanders descend from Scandinavian men and Irish women but speak Icelandic. The Group knows what you did. Tonight's post brought to you by Steve Buscemi as a NYC firefighter in the early 80s: Notice: Posted by implicit permission of AceCorp LLC. Please e-mail overnight open thread tips to maetenloch at gmail. Otherwise send tips to Ace. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Aloha!
Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2014 10:24 PM (T1005) Posted by: Arbalest at December 31, 2014 10:25 PM (FlRtG) 3
Happy new year !
Posted by: tbodie at December 31, 2014 10:25 PM (sLVyZ) 4
New Year's Eve Possum Drop: Un retrospective http://youtu.be/kpXU5Li7TxY Lawfared away by PETA this year, but the spirit lives on. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 31, 2014 10:26 PM (kdS6q) 5
Good, I can sleep now.
Good New year to everybody. Posted by: Curdlemun Lunkspire at December 31, 2014 10:26 PM (m1Nt+) 6
Happy new year!
Posted by: Alana at December 31, 2014 10:26 PM (ayXHU) 7
happy new year you horde of morons you!
Posted by: bill-o at December 31, 2014 10:27 PM (Io7gq) Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2014 10:27 PM (9BRsg) 9
NINE!!!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 31, 2014 10:27 PM (16bOT) 10
A happy new year to my moron friends
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2014 10:28 PM (cAlVr) 11
Happy and safe New Year!
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at December 31, 2014 10:28 PM (Bn6aD) 12
Willowed, so I'll post this here. Happy New Year, Horde!
This is my first time ever spending NYE alone. Thank you guys for helping me through it... Time for another shot. Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 10:05 PM (OsWis) --------------- Happened to me on NYE 2010. My wife had died in October and it was my first everything on my own. Yeah, I had the kids, but it's not the same. We watched the ball drop and for a split second I forgot. I turned around to kiss her and she wasn't here. That was rough. The horde kept me sane and laughing though and for that I will be forever grateful. Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2014 10:29 PM (KFdZd) 13
"Pretty damn old. Hillary is the baby of the bunch at 69."
Poli-Grip. It's not just for breakfast any more. At one point I began to add up the aggregate ages of the announced-and-likely contenders for the 2016 Democratic presidential nomination. When you throw in "possibles" and wild cards, the total gets to nearly half a millenium. Every one of them as white as a bleached bottle of Wite-Out in a blizzard. The Democratic Party. We stand for youth and ethnic diversity! Except, um, for all of the elderly YT types who want to be our nominee. Posted by: torquewrench at December 31, 2014 10:29 PM (noWW6) 14
I assume the Salvation Army's policy was developed from bad experiences. It's a good organization. I'm not inclined to dismiss them over that policy.
Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2014 10:29 PM (9BRsg) 15
Hilary tipped over the chess board. She said it was an accident, but I could tell.
Posted by: Swedish Angel of Death at December 31, 2014 10:30 PM (+4uXG) 16
Slappy New Year.
...with apologies to the Moron with the actual monicker "Slappy". -A Quaility Moron in Good Standing. (And a baseball fan!) *clink!* Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 31, 2014 10:30 PM (16bOT) 17
Uhhhhhhhhh, Hillary is going to be 69, he said 69, uhhhhh hhhuuuuuuhhhh.
Posted by: Butthead at December 31, 2014 10:30 PM (+Fae7) Posted by: ginaswo at December 31, 2014 10:30 PM (2EgyQ) Posted by: L, elle at December 31, 2014 10:30 PM (2x3L+) 20
Allegedly, this is the ONT.
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 10:30 PM (MQEz6) 21
"New Year's Eve Possum Drop: Un retrospective"
As God is my witness, I thought possums could fly. Posted by: torquewrench at December 31, 2014 10:31 PM (noWW6) 22
17 Uhhhhhhhhh, Hillary is going to be 69, he said 69, uhhhhh hhhuuuuuuhhhh.
Posted by: Butthead at December 31, 2014 10:30 PM Hmmmmm, hhhmmmmm 69. FIRE FIRE! Posted by: Beavis at December 31, 2014 10:31 PM (+Fae7) 23
As usual Maet a bountiful table of interesting links for us. Thank you.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2014 10:31 PM (cAlVr) 24
Japan better start making babies.
Oh. Right. The young guys there are more into anime chicks than the real deal. Amazing how the Japanese male has changed since WWII... Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 10:31 PM (OsWis) 25
There is no ONT, only Zuul!
Posted by: Dana Barrett at December 31, 2014 10:31 PM (+1T7c) 26
Hillary and Elizabeth's Bogus Journey
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 10:31 PM (MQEz6) 27
Sorry for the kinda downbeat New Years ONT. It wasn't my intention but it just kinda just turned out that way.
My advice: Drink heavily. Posted by: Maetenloch at December 31, 2014 10:32 PM (wqVD1) 28
God Bless the Moron horde
A glass raised high tor the Morons and their loved ones who have gone on before us Posted by: ginaswo at December 31, 2014 10:32 PM (2EgyQ) 29
24 Japan better start making babies.
Oh. Right. The young guys there are more into anime chicks than the real deal. Amazing how the Japanese male has changed since WWII... Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 10:31 PM (OsWis) My door is wide open for any lonely Japanese babes. Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 10:32 PM (MQEz6) 30
{{{hugs}}} to those of you on your own this NYE.
(Don't tell ace. You know what he thinks about hugging.) Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2014 10:33 PM (9BRsg) Posted by: Splunge at December 31, 2014 10:33 PM (qyomX) 32
"Allegedly, this is the ONT."
-Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 10:30 PM (MQEz6) So sayeth the Mę æt. Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 31, 2014 10:33 PM (16bOT) 33
27 Sorry for the kinda downbeat New Years ONT. It wasn't my intention but it kinda just turned out that way.
My advice: Drink heavily. Posted by: Maetenloch at December 31, 2014 10:32 PM (wqVD1) Feh. Don't be silly. Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 10:33 PM (MQEz6) Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after dark at December 31, 2014 10:34 PM (+1T7c) Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 10:34 PM (w+fJL) 36
Jeez, Steve Buscemi looks like he's 12 in that picture....
Posted by: JoeF. at December 31, 2014 10:34 PM (8HGb7) 37
Since it is midnight somewhere, I can go to bed now. I hope all the morons are rewarded in the new year by being selected as Obama's friends - the only way to get rich in his economy.
Posted by: oldgeezer at December 31, 2014 10:34 PM (+uiwA) 38
>>>My advice: Drink heavily.
Roger that. *puts festive party hat on johnson* Happy New Years, weirdos what live in my ipad! Posted by: DC in River City, now I have a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho at December 31, 2014 10:34 PM (e+1S5) Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 31, 2014 10:34 PM (RZzX3) Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 10:35 PM (MQEz6) Posted by: Splunge at December 31, 2014 10:35 PM (qyomX) 42
Little did Steve know, he had reached his peak attractiveness. It's all been downhill since.
Posted by: lowandslow at December 31, 2014 10:35 PM (BXkFh) 43
Smell ya later! Happy New Year Horde.
Posted by: Hillary's Ham Wallet at December 31, 2014 10:35 PM (jucos) 44
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Sorry for the kinda downbeat New Years ONT. It wasn't my intention but it just kinda just turned out that way. My advice: Drink heavily. Posted by: Maetenloch at December 31, 2014 10:32 PM (wqVD1) Thank you for all of the great ONTs that keep us entertained throughout the year, including this one.Happy New Year's everyone. Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 31, 2014 10:35 PM (AC0lD) 45
I think the OT thread is very good. Thank you for all you do Maetenloch.
Posted by: Snicklefritz at December 31, 2014 10:36 PM (Moh0M) 46
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Sorry for the kinda downbeat New Years ONT. It wasn't my intention but it kinda just turned out that way. My advice: Drink heavily. Posted by: Maetenloch at December 31, 2014 10:32 PM (wqVD1) Thanks, Maet. Already all over that. When things get tough, you have to stick with your core competencies.... Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2014 10:36 PM (T1005) 47
27 Sorry for the kinda downbeat New Years ONT. It wasn't my intention but it just kinda just turned out that way.
My advice: Drink heavily. Posted by: Maetenloch at December 31, 2014 10:32 PM (wqVD1) It's not your fault. You didn't make Hillary an aging hag, she came that way. Posted by: nerdygirl at December 31, 2014 10:36 PM (v0xN9) Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after dark at December 31, 2014 10:37 PM (+1T7c) 49
Thanks for sharing Duke : )
And you all are a joy to be around, so to speak. Most of the time, I merely lurk, pipe up every now and again, and crack me the hell UP. Though I have read Ace since 2006 or so, it was only this year that I started commenting. You guys have no idea how much you mean to a lot of us vets and servicemembers who feel alienated from our actual families due to various issues, and it is a wonderful feeling to know that there are people out there that do give a fuck. Thank you from the bottom of my heart. Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 10:37 PM (OsWis) Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 31, 2014 10:37 PM (16bOT) Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after dark at December 31, 2014 10:38 PM (+1T7c) 52
So, for those of you staying in tonight, damned court ordered ankle monitor, what you watching? For me, my traditional stay-in choice is the NHK Kouhaku Uta Gassen. It's a Japanese TV music pageant that's been going on for 65 years, and it's always so Wintery and shiny. wikipedia tinyurl.com/f7adl Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 31, 2014 10:38 PM (kdS6q) 53
36 Jeez, Steve Buscemi looks like he's 12 in that picture....
Posted by: JoeF. at December 31, 2014 10:34 PM (8HGb7) And he's not bad looking. I guess we all look better when we're young. Posted by: nerdygirl at December 31, 2014 10:38 PM (v0xN9) 54
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{{{hugs}}} to those of you on your own this NYE. (Don't tell ace. You know what he thinks about hugging.) Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2014 10:33 PM (9BRsg) It might lead to dancing? Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2014 10:38 PM (T1005) 55
GTech is pulling away. 35-20 Tech.
Happy New Years from deep within the bowels of undisclosed location; BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! No booze tonight for me, just coffee. So get hammered for me because the New Year is going to suck too. Your Welcome. Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 31, 2014 10:39 PM (20X6f) 56
Watching Twilight Zone marathon.
Posted by: Alana at December 31, 2014 10:39 PM (ayXHU) 57
Watching Twilight Zone marathon.
Posted by: Alana at December 31, 2014 10:39 PM (ayXHU) 58
So, for those of you staying in tonight, damned court ordered ankle monitor, what you watching?
--- Orange Bowl. Bees looking pretty good right now. Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2014 10:39 PM (9BRsg) 59
No no no. I am not going out a pop off 30 round from my FN 57, Everyone else in my neighbor is .
Wife is not asleep. Damn Posted by: Nip Sip at December 31, 2014 10:39 PM (0FSuD) 60
I'll down a shot of Capt's spiced 100 for ya puddlegum
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 10:39 PM (OsWis) 61
Alana, it was worth saying twice, I'll give you that.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after dark at December 31, 2014 10:40 PM (+1T7c) 62
Al Sharpton had 5 fucking one on ones with the President??????
And another 27 with "senior staff" (read Obama and Holder)? And another 31 with 3 or more staffers (read Obama, Holder and ValJer) 63 meetings with them in 6 years. Close to one a month since Obama became President. I haven't met that much with my best clients the past 6 years. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at December 31, 2014 10:40 PM (+Fae7) Posted by: Kreplach at December 31, 2014 10:40 PM (HFRZF) 64
You Morons drink my share. Starting my 27th year of sobriety. Yeah, I know AA is for quitters.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2014 10:40 PM (cAlVr) 65
I did consider firing my Sig P938...then I remembered I'm not an Iraqi...heh
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 10:40 PM (OsWis) 66
Happy New Year, Ace Co-bloggers, Morons for the good work you do, drunk.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 31, 2014 10:40 PM (TIgJq) 67
Sitting here drunk (in silent lucidity and comfortably numb) thinking "man, the FDA is worried about the sprinkles on a 2,000 calorie donut?". *cancels trip to NY to take pictures with lions, tigers and bears, instead decides to hunt possum.* HNY Morons. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 31, 2014 10:40 PM (Qs8ZN) 68
It is patently obvious what Nordlinger means by that!
Posted by: t-dubya-d at December 31, 2014 10:40 PM (u6lBN) 69
and it is a wonderful feeling to know that there are people out there that do give a fuck.
Thank you from the bottom of my heart. Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 10:37 PM (OsWis) And we do care. Posted by: nerdygirl at December 31, 2014 10:40 PM (v0xN9) 70
Georgia Tech recovers a fumble.
Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2014 10:40 PM (9BRsg) 71
Buschemi looks like McCauley Kulkin in that pic.
Posted by: Kreplach at December 31, 2014 10:41 PM (HFRZF) 72
Happy New Year to Ace, the Cobs, and the Horde! I've been coming here almost daily for over 10 years now, I guess that I'm an Ewok addict. The Valu-Rite hasn't rotted my liver or brain yet, what doesn't kill me makes me stronger!
Looking forward to another dysfunctional year with you guys! Cent'anni! Posted by: Biff Boffo at December 31, 2014 10:41 PM (4FqTM) 73
Driving around Laramie Wyoming tonight on snow packed iced - over streets @-15 degrees in search of fresh collard greens. That's what (almost) 20 years in the deep South did to me. To no avail. Had to buy canned, lucky to get that, and paid a kings ransom for them too.
Happy New Year Horde! Posted by: small town girl at December 31, 2014 10:41 PM (yX09K) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2014 10:41 PM (cAlVr) 75
These are NOT fireworks. My neighbors have gone mid east. Shoot em up.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 31, 2014 10:41 PM (0FSuD) 76
Thank you for your service SMFH and all our veterans and their families
Posted by: ginaswo at December 31, 2014 10:41 PM (2EgyQ) Posted by: Andy Reid at December 31, 2014 10:42 PM (+1T7c) 78
Surfactants, emulsifiers and thickeners... Shampoo, body lotions, many foods, and so on. Science: it ain't that difficult! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 31, 2014 10:42 PM (bWFHa) 79
Good for you, MH.
'Had a beer at lunch (Peruvian place we like - yum) and one glass of bubbly. I'm a drinking lightweight. Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2014 10:42 PM (9BRsg) 80
Buscemi was great in Lonesome Dove.
Posted by: north and judd at December 31, 2014 10:42 PM (TTTHP) 81
Any riots in NYC or Boston yet?
Posted by: richard mcenroe at December 31, 2014 10:42 PM (XO6WW) 82
And a hearty FU to Hector, Average Joe, and the rest of the troll community, such as it is. DIAF!
Posted by: Biff Boffo at December 31, 2014 10:42 PM (4FqTM) Posted by: Kreplach at December 31, 2014 10:42 PM (HFRZF) 84
Gee Louise it's not like they threw the Possum off the top of a building or something. It's in a cage and it's lowered down.
And btw. I'm not much for praising people who do their job well. I should be. We all should be. Too many people do their jobs well expecting no praise and aren't much bothered because they do the job well because they LIKE doing a job well. (otherwise they're wasting their time right?) Anyway I don't praise good work enough as I don't want to seem a suck up or have the person wonder what I REALLY want. (which is usually my reaction to praise coming out of the blue) But I have to say now at the end of the year and the beginning of a New one that I would like to express my appreciation for the work that Maet does presenting us with an excellent and informative and amusing or amazing ONT 5 days a week. That's good consistent work that is much harder than it looks and takes a special eye and creative thought. Sometimes I've read a link before the ONT on my own but usually it's something new AND interesting. So. Maet. Thanks. I hope we all have as pleasing a new year as we can humanly possibly make it. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 31, 2014 10:43 PM (RZzX3) 85
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Wife is not asleep. Damn Posted by: Nip Sip at December 31, 2014 So? What's your point? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2014 10:41 PM (cAlVr) I am a fucking wimp? that and cleaning the guns Posted by: Nip Sip at December 31, 2014 10:43 PM (0FSuD) 86
Happy New Year to all in teh horde, the world's most lovable den of scum and villainy.
Here's to a much, much better world and a much, much better America. Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 31, 2014 10:43 PM (+QiOt) 87
Has Kathy Griffin's tunnel of teeth lashed out and dragged in a horse yet?
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 10:43 PM (MQEz6) 88
Sorry for the kinda downbeat New Years ONT. It wasn't my intention but it kinda just turned out that way.
My advice: Drink heavily. Posted by: Maetenloch at December 31, 2014 10:32 PM (wqVD1) Sometimes reality sucks..... That being said good company and a little help from Jack Daniels and all is right with the world... Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at December 31, 2014 10:43 PM (Bn6aD) 89
79 'Had a beer at lunch (Peruvian place we like - yum) and one glass of bubbly. I'm a drinking lightweight.
Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2014 10:42 PM (9BRsg) But not an eating lightweight, if you're willing to ingest food from Peruvia. Posted by: Splunge at December 31, 2014 10:44 PM (qyomX) 90
So I'm at a New Years Eve party explaining to a friend that the Monitor fought the Virginia, not the Merrimack. I'm either drunk or a nerd. And now I'm posting about it online. Clues are mounting.
Posted by: Weirddave at December 31, 2014 10:44 PM (Y+IGD) 91
When the kids were little we spent new years eve at the BIL's. with the in laws and about 40 friends. Thekids got older, married, and the son moved out of state, The kids go out and arty, the BIL no longer has parties, the FIL passed away, so it's me and the wife of 41 years sitting on the couch watching Longmire on Netflix. Oh, the wife is wanting to go to bed (sleep) not whoopie.
Happy New Year Posted by: Cicero Skip at December 31, 2014 10:44 PM (FIrEF) 92
Oh and thanks for another year of ONT Maet. And my kids think I am funny when I'm hammered. My wife thinks I'm punny. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 31, 2014 10:44 PM (Qs8ZN) 93
56 Watching Twilight Zone marathon.
Posted by: Alana at December 31, 2014 10:39 PM (ayXHU) Yeah, the one on now with Inger Stevens and a hitch-hiker, is one that really creeped me out as a kid. They've already had the other one that scared the bejeesus out of me. The episode where Shatner is on a plane and this THING looks in the window at him. Posted by: nerdygirl at December 31, 2014 10:44 PM (v0xN9) Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 10:44 PM (OsWis) 95
Had a good friend pass away yesterday on the operating table. Unexpectedly. Seems like a fitting end to a year like this. Next year doesn't look any better.
I'll go away now... Posted by: Last at December 31, 2014 10:44 PM (8HiDF) 96
I'm still awake so far, and hope to make it to midnight.
But there have been years when I crashed early, and that's OK too. The New Year will still arrive whether I'm awake or not. Posted by: rickl at December 31, 2014 10:44 PM (sdi6R) 97
Happy New Year, everyone.
Posted by: Piercello, no longer on the road at December 31, 2014 10:44 PM (JybVy) 98
Wow, MH. Good for you. I'll be there some day
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 31, 2014 10:44 PM (0FSuD) 99
"You Morons drink my share. Starting my 27th year of sobriety. Yeah, I know AA is for quitters."
-Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2014 10:40 PM (cAlVr) *HAH!* I've been to Akron's "First Night" and it is glorious for those on-the-mend! I've never been around folks who Love Life so much as those so grateful for being able to have been granted the allowance to have done so. May God continue to Bless you with Love, Beauty and Acceptance! Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 31, 2014 10:45 PM (16bOT) 100
30 Y-not at December 31, 2014 10:33 PM (9BRsg)
{{{hugs}}} to those of you on your own this NYE. (Don't tell ace. You know what he thinks about hugging.) I forget; is this a reference to The Pam Gellar Incident (which I totally understand and agree that Ace is blameless ... I mean, under The Influence of Them ...) ... or is it a subtle hint to keep all velcro away? Posted by: Arbalest at December 31, 2014 10:45 PM (FlRtG) Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 31, 2014 10:45 PM (V70Uh) 102
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Wife is not asleep. Damn Posted by: Nip Sip at December 31, 2014 So? What's your point? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2014 10:41 PM (cAlVr) I am a fucking wimp? that and cleaning the guns Posted by: Nip Sip at December 31, 2014 10:43 PM (0FSuD) Snort, double snort Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2014 10:45 PM (cAlVr) 103
Ace is lining up Stormtrooper helmets and looking around for his drum sticks,
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 10:45 PM (MQEz6) 104
Good for you, MH!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 10:46 PM (w+fJL) 105
62 Al Sharpton had 5 fucking one on ones with the President??????
63 meetings with them in 6 years. Close to one a month since Obama became President. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at December 31, 2014 10:40 PM (+Fae7) Not bad for a guy who's made a career out of causing riots. Posted by: nerdygirl at December 31, 2014 10:46 PM (v0xN9) Posted by: ginaswo at December 31, 2014 10:46 PM (2EgyQ) 107
95 Had a good friend pass away yesterday on the operating table. Unexpectedly. Seems like a fitting end to a year like this. Next year doesn't look any better.
I'll go away now... Posted by: Last at December 31, 2014 10:44 PM (8HiDF) Please stay and accept our condolences. Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 10:46 PM (MQEz6) 108
So sorry for your loss, Last. That's terrible.
>>But not an eating lightweight, if you're willing to ingest food from Peruvia. Cebiches, grilled beef heart, and asstd fried fish w/ plaintains. It was gooood. Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2014 10:46 PM (9BRsg) Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 10:46 PM (OsWis) 110
90 So I'm at a New Years Eve party explaining to a friend that the Monitor fought the Virginia, not the Merrimack. I'm either drunk or a nerd. And now I'm posting about it online. Clues are mounting. Posted by: Weirddave at December 31, 2014 10:44 PM (Y+IGD) And you are correct, Weirddave! Stick to your guns! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 31, 2014 10:46 PM (bWFHa) 111
I wish to chime in with Bitter Clinger on his praise of Maet and the ONT. It is a great way to end the day. I rarely miss it.
Posted by: Alana at December 31, 2014 10:47 PM (ayXHU) 112
Posted by: Last at December 31, 2014 10:44 PM (8HiDF)
I'm really sorry to hear about your friend. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2014 10:47 PM (cAlVr) 113
>>or is it a subtle hint to keep all velcro away?
A month or so ago he had a funny rant-column about hugging and how much he hates the evil spread of casual hugs. Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2014 10:47 PM (9BRsg) Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 31, 2014 10:47 PM (16bOT) 115
You guys have no idea how much you mean to a lot of us vets and servicemembers who feel alienated from our actual families due to various issues, and it is a wonderful feeling to know that there are people out there that do give a fuck.
Thank you from the bottom of my heart. Posted by: SMFH at it all There would be no freedom, no Republic, no Shining City on the Hill, without tough, smart people standing guard, all over the world, going to unpleasant places, watching over this big dumb country. Most people are more concerned with the vagaries of the idiotic pop culture than paying attention to some of the nastier folks who hate us and wish us ill will. Lest we forget..... Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after dark at December 31, 2014 10:48 PM (+1T7c) 116
As the Psalms say, The Lord places the lonely in families. Though I am not in grief and not lonely, this place sure feels like family when I need a lift or encouragement. Bless you, Ace, cob loggers and regulars. And may I say: Hit the tip jar. Hard. Like you hate it.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at December 31, 2014 10:48 PM (Bk7Tp) 117
OH MY GOD! I didn't realize we were so close to armageddon on the nuclear war clock?!
Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2014 10:48 PM (t//F+) 118
Hey, is the horde the best?
A new year and god willing we will still be talking shit next year Night all, love ya, Nip Posted by: Nip Sip at December 31, 2014 10:48 PM (0FSuD) 119
oh ,and I am almost out of Merlot
Posted by: Cicero Skip at December 31, 2014 10:48 PM (FIrEF) 120
Since this is the last ONT of the year, can we all pause a moment and remember Ghengis?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2014 10:48 PM (KFdZd) 121
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Sitting here drunk (in silent lucidity and comfortably numb) thinking "man, the FDA is worried about the sprinkles on a 2,000 calorie donut?". *cancels trip to NY to take pictures with lions, tigers and bears, instead decides to hunt possum.* HNY Morons. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 31, 2014 10:40 PM (Qs8ZN) No. 1 on bucket list: Go to New York, have picture take with a lion, while holding a 32 oz. Pepsi topped with whipped cream and trans fat sprinkles. Posted by: nerdygirl at December 31, 2014 10:49 PM (v0xN9) Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2014 10:49 PM (9BRsg) 123
@95
Don't go away. It sucks that your friend died but that is the way of life. It's a fate that awaits us all. Sometimes you live to the ripe old age of 124 sometimes you don't even get to be born and exist at all. Hopefully he lived a life in full and smiled as he met his savior and was beckoned into eternity. Posted by: Kreplach at December 31, 2014 10:49 PM (HFRZF) 124
117 OH MY GOD! I didn't realize we were so close to armageddon on the nuclear war clock?!
Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2014 10:48 PM (t//F+) Is that like SMOD? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2014 10:49 PM (cAlVr) Posted by: ginaswo at December 31, 2014 10:49 PM (2EgyQ) 126
Thank you from the bottom of my heart.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 10:37 PM (OsWis) Thank you for your service. Posted by: tbodie at December 31, 2014 10:50 PM (sLVyZ) Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 31, 2014 10:50 PM (AC0lD) 128
I have no idea Grampa Jimbo I'll tell you tomorrow.
Posted by: small town girl at December 31, 2014 10:50 PM (yX09K) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 31, 2014 10:50 PM (bWFHa) 130
"So I'm at a New Years Eve party explaining to a friend that the Monitor fought the Virginia, not the Merrimack. I'm either drunk or a nerd. And now I'm posting about it online. Clues are mounting."
-Posted by: Weirddave at December 31, 2014 10:44 PM (Y+IGD) It was almost a year ago today that I screwed-up a joke about the "damned clanking". Never underestimate the power of ignorance! Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 31, 2014 10:50 PM (16bOT) Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2014 10:50 PM (9BRsg) 132
120 Since this is the last ONT of the year, can we all pause a moment and remember Ghengis?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2014 10:48 PM (KFdZd) Yes, and the other folks who have joined the choir invisible. Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 10:50 PM (MQEz6) 133
Hey, where all the white wimmen at?
Posted by: Bill Cosby at December 31, 2014 10:50 PM (4IFRz) 134
the joan crawford blind lady twilight zone was the one that always stuck with me.
Posted by: north and judd at December 31, 2014 10:50 PM (TTTHP) 135
G'Night, Nip-Sip!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 31, 2014 10:51 PM (16bOT) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 31, 2014 10:51 PM (D6PHF) Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2014 10:51 PM (KFdZd) Posted by: Arbalest at December 31, 2014 10:51 PM (FlRtG) 139
1 more minutes for all the morons in Prince Edwards Island or Halifax.
Posted by: lowandslow at December 31, 2014 10:51 PM (BXkFh) 140
136 Damn.
Hello, ONT. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 31, 2014 10:51 PM (D6PHF) Hello RK Goodnight Nip Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2014 10:52 PM (cAlVr) 141
87 Has Kathy Griffin's tunnel of teeth lashed out and dragged in a horse yet?
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 10:43 PM (MQEz6) Whatever show she's on, I'm not watching it. She's on the extensive list of people in the entertainment industry that I hate. Posted by: nerdygirl at December 31, 2014 10:52 PM (v0xN9) 142
The Beverly Hillbillies had a possum day parade.
PETA would have taken away Elly May's critters. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 31, 2014 10:52 PM (W5DcG) 143
USS Merrimack (often spelled without the "k") was a frigate, best known as the hull upon which the ironclad warship CSS Virginia was constructed during the American Civil War.
So, it's both a floor wax and a breakfast cereal. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 31, 2014 10:52 PM (V70Uh) 144
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Wait. What happened to Backhoe? Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2014 10:51 PM (KFdZd) He died a few weeks ago. Posted by: rickl at December 31, 2014 10:52 PM (sdi6R) 145
Yo, DC, I thought of you as I drove through Kentucky and then by Towson last week.
/random observation Posted by: Piercello, no longer on the road at December 31, 2014 10:53 PM (JybVy) 146
A month or so ago he had a funny rant-column about hugging and how much he hates the evil spread of casual hugs.
Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2014 10:47 PM If that's the case I'm with Ace on this. It drives me fucking bonkers. Dudes are supposed to shake hands, fist bump or high five. Hugging is kinda fruity. Posted by: otho at December 31, 2014 10:53 PM (tBSrv) 147
As I've gotten older, the years seem to fly by.
Sometimes a given week will drag, but the year rarely does. Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2014 10:53 PM (9BRsg) 148
PETA would have taken away Elly May's critters.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 31, 2014 10:52 Types Deletes Types And deletes. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2014 10:53 PM (cAlVr) Posted by: Cicero Skip at December 31, 2014 10:54 PM (FIrEF) 150
He died a few weeks ago.
----------------------- I missed that. RIP to him and all the Morons who have passed this year. Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2014 10:54 PM (KFdZd) Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2014 10:54 PM (zEeeZ) 152
I don't like hugging either.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 10:54 PM (OsWis) Posted by: Cicero Skip at December 31, 2014 10:55 PM (FIrEF) 154
I'm a hugger, but only with people who are also huggers (of which there are many around here).
Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2014 10:55 PM (9BRsg) 155
I hope that if any of you out there are having any funny chest pains, or neck pains or an upset stomach for awhile..go and see a doctor about it. Especially you etts. Heart disease presents itself very differently for women.
When they got my friend on the cath table they out out she had a heart attack before and a quarter of her heart muscle was already dead. Posted by: Last at December 31, 2014 10:55 PM (8HiDF) 156
I miss backhoe. Hearing him talk so lovingly of his departed loves was so bittersweet.
I hope he's with them now. Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 10:55 PM (OsWis) Posted by: Kreplach at December 31, 2014 10:55 PM (HFRZF) 158
and Huma yodeled.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December Shhhhh. Hillary doesn't need to know. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2014 10:55 PM (cAlVr) 159
27 Sorry for the kinda downbeat New Years ONT. It wasn't my intention but it just kinda just turned out that way.
My advice: Drink heavily. Posted by: Maetenloch at December 31, 2014 10:32 PM (wqVD1) --------- Aww...it's all good, Maet. ...We're not worthy anyway. Upbeat? Here's something upbeat: Dancing Baby Groot. http://youtu.be/P86CFO4YS20 And...more complete: http://youtu.be/P86CFO4YS20 Posted by: wheatie at December 31, 2014 10:55 PM (943iJ) Posted by: Cicero Skip at December 31, 2014 10:56 PM (FIrEF) Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 10:56 PM (MQEz6) Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 10:57 PM (w+fJL) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 31, 2014 10:57 PM (D6PHF) 164
..."Hugging is kinda fruity."
-Posted by: otho at December 31, 2014 10:53 PM (tBSrv) I hugged my buddy tonight, (whom I've known since I was nine and he was eight). He went to shake my hand and I just grabbed him. Three back-pats later, it was all-good. As a Man, you can go as far as five Back-Pats, depending on the situation. Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 31, 2014 10:57 PM (16bOT) 165
>>>Yo, DC, I thought of you as I drove through Kentucky and then by Towson last week.
Shit, you should've thrown a flag up. Drinks are always on me for morons passing through. How did Towson treat you? I know MD is a shithole, politically, but Towson is pretty nice. I liked it there. Posted by: DC in River City, now I have a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho at December 31, 2014 10:57 PM (e+1S5) 166
Thank you from the bottom of my heart.
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Cougar selfies are OK, right?
Posted by: Maximus at December 31, 2014 10:58 PM (T3hOB) 170
You're no Lace Wigs
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 10:58 PM (rwI+c) 171
#2more hours!1!1?!
Posted by: t-dubya-d at December 31, 2014 10:58 PM (u6lBN) 172
>>> Wait. What happened to Backhoe?
"He died a few weeks ago." Gone to follow his two previously departed sweeties. A serial widower. From his writing, he never was the same without either of them. Godspeed, old fellow. Posted by: torquewrench at December 31, 2014 10:58 PM (noWW6) Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 10:58 PM (OsWis) 174
WTF was that?
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 10:58 PM (MQEz6) 175
Nor farm machinery
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2014 10:58 PM (zEeeZ) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 31, 2014 10:58 PM (Qs8ZN) 177
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As I've gotten older, the years seem to fly by. Sometimes a given week will drag, but the year rarely does. Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2014 10:53 PM (9BRsg) OH HELL YES. And it depresses the shit outta me sometimes. When I was in grade school, the year just seemed to drag on forever. I think the sweet spot for me was when I was around a junior in college; time passed by at just about the right speed, it seemed. Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 31, 2014 10:58 PM (+QiOt) 178
Posted by: eacrtrowd at December 31, 2014 10:57 PM (9uO+D)
Okay we have us a contender for best spammer of 2015 already. Posted by: Maetenloch at December 31, 2014 10:59 PM (wqVD1) 179
Even the hindi spam bots are joining in on the festivities!
Posted by: bananaDream at December 31, 2014 10:59 PM (vLk7c) Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 31, 2014 10:59 PM (16bOT) Posted by: DC in River City, now I have a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho at December 31, 2014 10:59 PM (e+1S5) Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 10:59 PM (OsWis) 183
Nork spammers never sleep.
Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2014 10:59 PM (9BRsg) Posted by: Chris M at December 31, 2014 10:59 PM (6RZos) 185
Thank you please Sergeant Major!
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 11:00 PM (MQEz6) 186
It is my longstanding opinion that everything in the world can be referenced to and explained by one or another I Love Lucy episode. And anything that can't, can be referenced to and explained by a Twilight Zone episode.
Posted by: Alana at December 31, 2014 11:00 PM (ayXHU) 187
Steiner will come
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2014 11:01 PM (cAlVr) 188
And a big salute to all the vets the keep us free.
Posted by: Cicero Skip at December 31, 2014 11:01 PM (FIrEF) 189
Ah, the days when the ends of old comment threads would be stuffed with spam, spam, spam.
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 11:01 PM (MQEz6) Posted by: Sterotypical mysterious Chinese shopkeeper at December 31, 2014 11:01 PM (0Ew3K) 191
168: I think I have that CD laying around somewhere.
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 31, 2014 11:02 PM (20X6f) 192
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Posted by: DC in River City, now I have a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho at December 31, 2014 10:59 PM (e+1S5) *cough cough* Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 11:02 PM (w+fJL) 195
other than lace wigs what was the other oldie but goodie?
Posted by: Cicero Skip at December 31, 2014 11:03 PM (FIrEF) 196
>>>27 Sorry for the kinda downbeat New Years ONT. It wasn't my intention but it just kinda just turned out that way.
----------- Meh. The ONTs during the decline of the Roman Empire were probably pretty depressing too. It's the nature of the beast. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 31, 2014 11:03 PM (4IFRz) Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 31, 2014 11:03 PM (UVfht) Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 11:03 PM (MQEz6) Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 31, 2014 11:04 PM (RZzX3) 200
I love hugs. Virtual hugs for all! Happy New Years, as it's midnight somewhere and I'm turning in. A bit sick and trying not to get sicker.
Posted by: Lea wonders why Marco Polo is only ten episodes at December 31, 2014 11:04 PM (/bd0t) 201
Ah, the days when the ends of old comment threads would be stuffed with spam, spam, spam. Posted by: eman But it was really GOOD spam. Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after dark at December 31, 2014 11:04 PM (+1T7c) 202
So, moved out here to SLC for this VP of Sales gig. Drag the family halfway across the country. Move my MIL here as well. $30K for the moves. CEO tells me 2 months later, sorry can't afford to pay you.
Fuck You 2014. Bring on the new year. Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2014 11:04 PM (KFdZd) 203
Keep the the troops currently in the 'stan who are still there, even though the war has "ended" in y'all thoughts, as well as those in Iraq and everywhere else on this crazy fucking planet.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:04 PM (OsWis) Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2014 11:04 PM (zEeeZ) 205
195 other than lace wigs what was the other oldie but goodie?
Posted by: Cicero Skip at December 31, 2014 11:03 PM (FIrEF) Machines for sale and some other thing abouts CDs. Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 11:05 PM (MQEz6) 206
Is that like SMOD?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2014 10:49 PM (cAlVr) Kinda. 'Course now it is a question who, not when http://tinyurl.com/p4ndkhx Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2014 11:05 PM (t//F+) Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:05 PM (OsWis) Posted by: Cicero Skip at December 31, 2014 11:05 PM (FIrEF) 209
GT is a ramblin'
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 31, 2014 11:05 PM (20X6f) 210
Fuck You 2014. Bring on the new year.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2014 11:04 PM (KFdZd) Bummer. Here's hoping a big window opens for you in 2015 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2014 11:05 PM (cAlVr) 211
>>>Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 11:02 PM
Got something stuck your throat, buddy? Posted by: DC in River City, now I have a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho at December 31, 2014 11:06 PM (e+1S5) 212
"speaking of asses..."
*glances at Slap* -Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:05 PM (OsWis) *HAH!* Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 31, 2014 11:06 PM (16bOT) 213
SMFH.
About the troops in Afghanistan. Not much has changed since 1918-1919. When the Doughboys came home. Except the Polar Bear division in Murmansk fighting the Red Bolsheviks and leaving the bodies of comrades buried in Russian soil. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2014 11:06 PM (zEeeZ) 214
congrats MH, my 12th starts the 5th!
Posted by: bill-o at December 31, 2014 11:06 PM (Io7gq) 215
>>>Shit, you should've thrown a flag up. Drinks are always on me for morons passing through.
How did Towson treat you? I know MD is a shithole, politically, but Towson is pretty nice. I liked it there. I surprised family for Christmas by showing up unexpectedly at my brother's place that afternoon. Because of the Christmas eve gig, this meant driving all night and morning on 20 minutes sleep, which meant that I passed though Louisville just after 3:30 on Christmas morning. I didn't figure that stopping for drinks would be in order just then. 8-) As far as Towson goes, I only saw signs for it on my way through Baltimore on a side trip to New England, but they were nice signs. I must have driven past half the horde, or nearly so, last week. 2700 miles round trip, in a very large triangle. Next time, I'll plan better. *raises glass* Posted by: Piercello, no longer on the road at December 31, 2014 11:07 PM (JybVy) 216
How many times was BC throat-punched in 2014?
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 11:07 PM (MQEz6) 217
'Butt-welded pipe fittings'...yeah, that was a classic.
Posted by: wheatie at December 31, 2014 11:07 PM (943iJ) 218
SpaceX uploaded a 2014 highlights video earlier tonight:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcaBI_I0Td0 On January 6 they will attempt to recover a first stage for the first time. They've practiced soft landings on the ocean surface, and now they will try to land it on a floating platform. Posted by: rickl at December 31, 2014 11:07 PM (sdi6R) 219
I'm the guy looking to the left of the picture with the Orange and Brown "painter's cap".
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 31, 2014 11:07 PM (16bOT) 220
Yeah. Had a shitty 2014. 2015 has to be better. New Year new start.
Posted by: Trunk Monkey at December 31, 2014 11:07 PM (jucos) 221
If we're doing toasts, http://tinyurl.com/qxjxfy9
Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2014 11:08 PM (T1005) 222
That sucks, Duke.
Particular type of sales? I hear IM flash is expanding. Vivint planning a lot of hiring, too, but I don't know at what level. Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2014 11:08 PM (9BRsg) 223
Good job bill-o
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2014 11:08 PM (cAlVr) 224
Got something stuck your throat, buddy?
Posted by: DC in River City, now I have a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho at December 31, 2014 11:06 PM (e+1S5) At the moment, yes, actually. Stomach acid. Fucking pizza I had for dinner gave me indigestion like a bitch. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 11:08 PM (w+fJL) 225
I hugged my buddy tonight, (whom I've known since I was nine and he was eight). He went to shake my hand and I just grabbed him. Three back-pats later, it was all-good. As a Man, you can go as far as five Back-Pats, depending on the situation.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 31, 2014 10:57 PM Sounds homoerotic. Look dude, I'm the first to admit that glory holes and leather harnesses are cool. There's good money in that and it doesn't makeme a bender. But the hugging is fucking gay, man. Posted by: otho at December 31, 2014 11:08 PM (tBSrv) 226
You've got to be really talented to butt-weld.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 31, 2014 11:08 PM (4IFRz) 227
How many times was BC throat-punched in 2014?
Posted by: eman The word you are looking for is 'plethora'. Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after dark at December 31, 2014 11:08 PM (+1T7c) 228
Butt weld flange.
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 11:08 PM (rwI+c) 229
Anna,
Yeah, I know...I just had one of my former joes come home from the 'stan and wondered if it was all worth it. He did three tours in Iraq and two in the 'stan. I didn't know how to answer him. Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:08 PM (OsWis) 230
Happy New Year all ye hoardlings.
Less than two hours to go here in the Central Zone. I think I've had just about enough of 2014. I raise my glass of bubbly to Maet, to all the Ace bloggers, including of course Mr. Of Spades hisself, king of the heap. Where is Ace tonight? And I raise another glass *hic* to all the commenting rabble, an island of (relative) sanity, or at least distracting amusement, in a vast sea of hope-deadening discombobulation. God help us in 2015! Posted by: mindful webworker in shiny cardboard top hat at December 31, 2014 11:09 PM (ACs58) 231
Laptop batteries!
Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2014 11:09 PM (9BRsg) 232
216 How many times was BC throat-punched in 2014?
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 11:07 PM (MQEz6) ALL the times. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 11:09 PM (w+fJL) Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:09 PM (OsWis) Posted by: Cicero Skip at December 31, 2014 11:10 PM (FIrEF) 235
"Sounds homoerotic. Look dude, I'm the first to admit that glory holes and leather harnesses are cool. There's good money in that and it doesn't make me a bender. But the hugging is fucking gay, man."
-Posted by: otho at December 31, 2014 11:08 PM (tBSrv) Going to Fuck Yourself sounds Auto-Erotic and out of my particular field of understanding. Be Safe While You Do It!!! Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 31, 2014 11:10 PM (16bOT) 236
>>>How many times was BC throat-punched in 2014?
Not nearly enough. >>>At the moment, yes, actually. Stomach acid. Fucking pizza I had for dinner gave me indigestion like a bitch. With you, not at you. Swearsies. Posted by: DC in River City, now I have a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho at December 31, 2014 11:10 PM (e+1S5) Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 11:10 PM (MQEz6) 238
231 Laptop batteries!
Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2014 Oh, that's what you are calling them now? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2014 11:10 PM (cAlVr) 239
Anyway, Happy New Year, everyone. I'm sorta not going to make midnight.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 31, 2014 11:10 PM (D6PHF) Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:10 PM (OsWis) 241
I'm not a hugged either. However I am subject to anyone who wants to hug. I don't like that, but there's little I can do about it.
Posted by: Alana at December 31, 2014 11:11 PM (ayXHU) 242
SMFH tell him he never failed. It was just the leadership that failed him and his comrades.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2014 11:11 PM (zEeeZ) 243
--old enzyme, my dear...
Posted by: bad lip reading at December 31, 2014 11:11 PM (FGEvF) 244
GT looking good.
Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2014 11:11 PM (9BRsg) 245
Two bottles of Syrah and counting. This is getting good,
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 31, 2014 11:12 PM (4IFRz) 246
202 So, moved out here to SLC for this VP of Sales gig. Drag the family halfway across the country. Move my MIL here as well. $30K for the moves. CEO tells me 2 months later, sorry can't afford to pay you.
Fuck You 2014. Bring on the new year. Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2014 11:04 PM (KFdZd) Sorry about the bad luck. My oldest brother once got a new job with a corporation near Chicago. He knew it wouldn't last when he went to work the first day and the lawn hadn't been mowed in a while. Posted by: nerdygirl at December 31, 2014 11:12 PM (v0xN9) 247
240 I saw the Ravage being released by AtC earlier.
Amazed that BC is among the living still... Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:10 PM (OsWis) It's happened so many times that the Ravage and I are friendly now. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 11:12 PM (w+fJL) 248
If that's the case I'm with Ace on this. It drives me fucking bonkers. Dudes are supposed to shake hands, fist bump or high five. Hugging is kinda fruity.
Blow jobs are OK, as long as no eye contact. Posted by: Weirddave at December 31, 2014 11:13 PM (Y+IGD) 249
229 Anna,
Yeah, I know...I just had one of my former joes come home from the 'stan and wondered if it was all worth it. He did three tours in Iraq and two in the 'stan. I didn't know how to answer him. Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:08 PM (OsWis) It's sickening how we have thrown away our gains in Iraq and Afghanistan. The best answer I can come up with is that you planted seeds there. Maybe the children growing up now will have fond memories of American servicemen and women, and that could come to fruition in the next generation. Posted by: rickl at December 31, 2014 11:13 PM (sdi6R) Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:13 PM (OsWis) 251
FOX has a new blonde newsette.
They showed her exercising in a gym this evening. Judgement: they're real. Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 11:13 PM (MQEz6) Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:15 PM (OsWis) 253
This is the best Wednesday of the whole year! Drink!
Posted by: Chris M at December 31, 2014 11:15 PM (6RZos) Posted by: DC in River City, now I have a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho at December 31, 2014 11:16 PM (e+1S5) 255
251 FOX has a new blonde newsette.
They showed her exercising in a gym this evening. They chose...wisely. Posted by: Splunge at December 31, 2014 11:16 PM (qyomX) 256
Going to Fuck Yourself sounds Auto-Erotic and out of my particular field of understanding. Be Safe While You Do It!!!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 31, 2014 11:10 PM Just yanking your chain (subtext intentional), Slap. Posted by: otho at December 31, 2014 11:16 PM (tBSrv) 257
I have to admit, every time I see a yellow magnetic ribbon with an Obama sticker, I want to go the fuck off...
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:16 PM (OsWis) 258
"Just yanking your chain (subtext intentional), Slap."
-Posted by: otho at December 31, 2014 11:16 PM (tBSrv) Roger That, Amigo! Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 31, 2014 11:17 PM (16bOT) 259
Why are there no more machines for sale ? I has sad
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 31, 2014 11:17 PM (dULJN) 260
I wish I had my SAW...
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:18 PM (OsWis) 261
Is America still a thing? Or is it too late? Still up but fading fast. Need a drink, perhaps?
Posted by: Erowmero at December 31, 2014 11:18 PM (go5uR) Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2014 11:19 PM (9BRsg) 263
Evening morons. Here fighting Darwin instead of boozing it up for New Year's Eve. Have some champaign for me.
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at December 31, 2014 11:19 PM (2KcMh) Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:19 PM (OsWis) 265
*raises a glass to those Morons who joined the majority in 2014*
Our lives were better for your presence. Salud! Posted by: Weirddave at December 31, 2014 11:19 PM (Y+IGD) 266
248
If that's the case I'm with Ace on this. It drives me fucking bonkers. Dudes are supposed to shake hands, fist bump or high five. Hugging is kinda fruity. Blow jobs are OK, as long as no eye contact. Posted by: Weirddave at December 31, 2014 11:13 PM (Y+IGD) If someone is doin' a blowjob, and it contacts their eye, they're doin' it wrong. Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2014 11:19 PM (T1005) Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 31, 2014 11:19 PM (16bOT) 268
Well, for the time being anyway...
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:20 PM (OsWis) 269
Duke
I'm moxiemom on Twitter. ------------------------- I know. We've exchanged a few tweets. Surprisingly I'm Duke Lowell on Twitter. Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2014 11:21 PM (KFdZd) 270
Duke Lowell,
Have you found another job yet? I remember you posting that but I'm sorry I don't remember when. Posted by: Carol at December 31, 2014 11:21 PM (sj3Ax) 271
I liked The Peshwar Lancers, it is a very good book.
I am not that fond of Stirling for a lot of reasons, and I won't go into them, but That book was a good book and I wished he had written another one just as good Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2014 11:21 PM (t//F+) 272
"Or is it too late? Still up but fading fast. Need a drink, perhaps?"
Still there. Hanging by a few threads. And, yes, a drink is always an option. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 31, 2014 11:21 PM (D6PHF) Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:21 PM (OsWis) 274
If someone is doin' a blowjob, and it contacts their eye, they're doin' it wrong.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2014 11:19 PM (T1005) That is decidedly incorrect sir. Or so porn tells Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 11:21 PM (w+fJL) 275
I didn't know how to answer him.
Posted by: SMFH Any one who serves has a lot of different reasons when they go in, but why they stay and endure is probably reduced to a few. Most people that serve and stay in, it's a matter of self -respect. They could do nothing else. To put yourself "between your home and the wars' desolation." It is a high civic virtue, to put service to country and others above your own needs and wants. In any decent country, this would be widely respected. Too many people in this country give lip service to "serving" yet not respecting the mission that soldiers were on. That's too awkward. Some day, there will be a reckoning. More than just a "thank you" and be on your way for serving. Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after dark at December 31, 2014 11:21 PM (+1T7c) 276
Happy New Year, you magnificent morons and ettes! Just polished off a steak and a bottle of wine with Mrs. D; now it's quiet time for us (the little one is with her dad tonight). God bless the horde in 2015!
Posted by: PabloD at December 31, 2014 11:21 PM (roESk) 277
-Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at December 31, 2014 11:19 PM (2KcMh)
HAAAAY!!! Long-Time; No-Talk, C.C.!!! *Here's to You and Yours!* Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 31, 2014 11:22 PM (16bOT) 278
Great news! It's almost 6:30 PM in Hawaii!!
In about 7 short hours, President Dumbass will be in the throes of passion with Michelle resulting in the conception of the 2056 Democratic Presidential Nominee. But Happy 2015 anyways... Back to work. Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 31, 2014 11:22 PM (AC0lD) 279
SyFy is doing a TV show based on 12 Monkeys.
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 11:22 PM (MQEz6) 280
"Evening morons. Here fighting Darwin instead of boozing it up for New Year's Eve."
Hopefully Crank Jr. is doing all right. Posted by: torquewrench at December 31, 2014 11:22 PM (noWW6) Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:22 PM (OsWis) Posted by: wheatie at December 31, 2014 11:22 PM (943iJ) 283
A bad football day for the State of Mississippi.
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 31, 2014 11:23 PM (20X6f) 284
I like being hugged, by the way.
But you better have fun-bags because that is the only thing about it that I like Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2014 11:23 PM (t//F+) 285
So my boyfriend is shaving his head (no booze involved). We have this reproduction clock that I hung up on the wall several months ago. Wouldn't work at all. Decided to wind it up tonight for some reason. It's keeping decent time and chimes on the hour and half hour.
And I've been tormenting my best friend from high school by posting pictures from 1967. She doesn't believe she was ever that young! Happy New Year's, Horde! It's starting out odd. Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 31, 2014 11:23 PM (Lqy/e) 286
"Gonna tell the story how Tyson smashed you in the nose?"
-Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:21 PM (OsWis) He was acting like a dick and I called him out. The next four years were "told to me". Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 31, 2014 11:23 PM (16bOT) 287
Happy new year fellow inmates !!!!
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 31, 2014 11:23 PM (HkkyM) Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:23 PM (OsWis) 289
I almost don't feel like drinking anymore...
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:24 PM (OsWis) 290
...almost...
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:24 PM (OsWis) 291
A bad football day for the State of Mississippi.
So it would appear. Tomorrow is Alabama's day in the barrel. Auburn the first game of the day. Alabama the last. Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 11:24 PM (rwI+c) 292
Happy New Year Horde!
Posted by: votermom at December 31, 2014 11:25 PM (cbfNE) Posted by: Kreplach at December 31, 2014 11:25 PM (HFRZF) 294
Happy almost New Year, y'all! I'll see you guys in the morning; I just kicked the company out of the house (not really) and I'm somewhere between dead tired and sleepwalking. zzzz
Posted by: right wing whippersnapper at December 31, 2014 11:25 PM (ThxKk) Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2014 11:25 PM (9BRsg) 296
A bad football day for the State of Mississippi.
Posted by: puddleglum@work Too many 'esses' there. Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after dark at December 31, 2014 11:26 PM (+1T7c) 297
Happy New Year, you guys!
Posted by: ace at December 31, 2014 11:26 PM (E+pqw) Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2014 11:27 PM (t//F+) Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after dark at December 31, 2014 11:27 PM (+1T7c) 300
We have this reproduction clock that I hung up on the wall several months ago.
Does it tell you the best time to reproduce? Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 31, 2014 11:27 PM (W5DcG) 301
Posted by: ace at December 31, 2014 11:26 PM (E+pqw)
Oh. Shit. Ace is in the ONT. RUUUUUUUNNN!!!!!!!! Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 11:27 PM (w+fJL) Posted by: Kreplach at December 31, 2014 11:28 PM (HFRZF) 303
271 I liked The Peshwar Lancers, it is a very good book.
I am not that fond of Stirling for a lot of reasons, and I won't go into them, but That book was a good book and I wished he had written another one just as good Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2014 11:21 PM (t//F+) Yeah I tried to read his 'ember' series a decade or so ago and found the second book enough of a slog that I just gave up. And that's very unusual for me. Posted by: Maetenloch at December 31, 2014 11:28 PM (wqVD1) 304
289
I almost don't feel like drinking anymore... Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:24 PM (OsWis) Keep drinking. And then somehow, find a way to have the happiest year possible. Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 31, 2014 11:28 PM (AC0lD) 305
296: nope
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 31, 2014 11:28 PM (20X6f) 306
298 I can't get a n with a ~ over it, but I had fun today wishing everyone a, "Belize bano huevo"
Some kind of egg bathroom? Posted by: Splunge at December 31, 2014 11:28 PM (qyomX) 307
What it do peoples?
Posted by: thathalfrican at December 31, 2014 11:28 PM (1sg14) Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 31, 2014 11:28 PM (16bOT) 309
Happy New Year, ace and the gang!
Posted by: CanaDave at December 31, 2014 11:29 PM (IhNye) 310
297 Happy New Year, you guys!
Posted by: ace at December 31, 2014 11:26 PM (E+pqw) -------- Happy New Year, Ace! Posted by: wheatie at December 31, 2014 11:29 PM (943iJ) 311
Hey fappers! Counting down to the new year. 2014 mostly sucked ass for me, but you jackwagons helped keep me from going completely over the cliff, more than you may realize. Things are getting better, I'm happy to report. So thanks for everything, and here's hoping 2015 is a good year for the Horde.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 31, 2014 11:29 PM (mx5oN) 312
* holds up glass of J&B *
We'll Take A Cup of Kindness Yet... Here's to the posters we lost this year. Backhoe, Joffen, who else? Probably some we don't know about. Posted by: Mike Hammer, twirling a pencil at December 31, 2014 11:29 PM (F2IAQ) 313
254 >>>Judgement: they're real.
if I can touch em, they're real. Posted by: DC in River City, now And if you touch them you will be neutered. A friend told me. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2014 11:29 PM (cAlVr) 314
Ace and the Ultra-cons (that's the cob-loggers) will save America in 2015.
Well, that's how the story is supposed to be written. Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after dark at December 31, 2014 11:29 PM (+1T7c) Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:29 PM (OsWis) 316
In years past I've watched the Twilight Zone marathon on SciFy. Now I don't have cable TV, but I did buy the complete TZ 28 DVD box set, which is awesome. However, I don't have the urge to watch it at this particular moment. I can watch it anytime I want.
Posted by: rickl at December 31, 2014 11:29 PM (sdi6R) 317
Happy, and safe, New Year to you Ace.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, twirling a pencil at December 31, 2014 11:30 PM (F2IAQ) Posted by: Cicero Skip at December 31, 2014 11:30 PM (FIrEF) 319
I had no idea GTech's defense was this good.
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 31, 2014 11:31 PM (20X6f) 320
304,
But what you posted was so....gross... Not to mention crazy. Like the JEF is interested in women...pfft. Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:31 PM (OsWis) 321
Happy New Years all!
I didn't click the link but it seems to me PETA can only ruin a New Year's celebration for people who allow them to ruin it. The proper response to PETA is F you. A town in Wisconsin has a falling Carp on New Year's Eve - is PETA hounding them? Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at December 31, 2014 11:31 PM (+XMAD) 322
@308
I swear to god I just snorted scotch out through my nose! Almost got my piano. I still gots some Auld Lang Syne to play in 20 minutes. Posted by: Kreplach at December 31, 2014 11:31 PM (HFRZF) 323
Happy New Year ace, and thanks for all the fish.
Posted by: rickl at December 31, 2014 11:31 PM (sdi6R) 324
Mike Hammer,
Ghenghis was I believe the originator of the ONT & wasn't around while I have, he passed away a few months ago. Late summer/early fall? I poured a glass of wine but it's just sitting here. Now!! Posted by: Carol at December 31, 2014 11:32 PM (sj3Ax) 325
Happy New Years ace. Thanks for this site.
Posted by: thathalfrican at December 31, 2014 11:32 PM (1sg14) 326
waves Happy New Years, Ace...
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 31, 2014 11:32 PM (20X6f) 327
Happy New Year to you too ace. And thank you for everything.
I hope your 2015 involves blogging a surprise American comeback with liberals hopes and dreams crashing down all around them. Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 31, 2014 11:32 PM (AC0lD) 328
Best New Year memory: High school. 1978. I'm a total geekwad. A girl that I secretly worshipped (if you can call a chronic woody in her presence a secret) grabbed me at midnight, bent me back like a Charlie Brown Pez dispenser, and slipped me a magical tongue ride the likes of which I will never forget.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at December 31, 2014 11:32 PM (rmc8r) 329
Dancing Baby Groot!
Ok, so which one of you assholes wrote guardians of the galaxy? Gushie made me watch it, & it's one giant AoSHQ inside joke. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 31, 2014 11:32 PM (m86fE) 330
Happy New Year to Ace and the Horde!
Posted by: Skookumchuk at December 31, 2014 11:33 PM (9tzvc) 331
...and when President Perry had taken the oath, he turned to the crowd, with just a hint of moisture in his eye, and said: "I owe it all to Ace of Spades. Thanks, Ace. Now come to Washington and let's get this country back into shape."
And a couple of years later: "Oops" Posted by: Splunge at December 31, 2014 11:33 PM (qyomX) 332
should I put up a specific new years/new years resolutions thread?
Posted by: ace at December 31, 2014 11:33 PM (E+pqw) 333
I had no idea GTech's defense was this good.
Posted by: puddleglum ------------------- Same thing NC State said. 56 - 23 Posted by: Mike Hammer, twirling a pencil at December 31, 2014 11:33 PM (F2IAQ) 334
YES!
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:34 PM (OsWis) Posted by: Kreplach at December 31, 2014 11:34 PM (HFRZF) 336
should I put up a specific new years/new years resolutions thread?
Posted by: ace --------------- Hold it..., this is a Democracy? Now you tell us. Posted by: Mike Hammer, twirling a pencil at December 31, 2014 11:34 PM (F2IAQ) 337
MSU is still fighting. 34-49, GTech. It may be a little late for the Bulldogs.
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 31, 2014 11:34 PM (20X6f) 338
Happy New Year, Ace.
Posted by: otho at December 31, 2014 11:34 PM (tBSrv) 339
332 should I put up a specific new years/new years resolutions thread?
Posted by: ace at December 31, 2014 11:33 PM (E+pqw) Yes, but tomorrow, when the hangovers provide the right mental climate for resolutions. Does anyone make those during the actual party? Posted by: Splunge at December 31, 2014 11:35 PM (qyomX) 340
332 should I put up a specific new years/new years resolutions thread?
Posted by: ace at December 31, 2014 11:33 PM (E+pqw) --------- With a dancing Baby Groot? I'm in. Posted by: wheatie at December 31, 2014 11:35 PM (943iJ) 341
Yes, thanks to Ace and the cobs!!
I say that although when Ace posted the picture of Spock/Mr. Ed yesterday which caused my eyes to bleed, I became convinced that Ace hates us and wants us to die. Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at December 31, 2014 11:35 PM (+XMAD) 342
should I put up a specific new years/new years resolutions thread?
Posted by: ace Only if we can put up all the resolutions we fully intend not to do. Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 31, 2014 11:35 PM (wr4LJ) Posted by: Deety at December 31, 2014 11:35 PM (gSkMY) Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:35 PM (OsWis) 345
Happy, safe, healthy, and prosperous New Year, all.
Posted by: goatexchange at December 31, 2014 11:35 PM (MgTBV) 346
332 should I put up a specific new years/new years resolutions thread?
Posted by: ace at December 31, 2014 11:33 PM (E+pqw) Could get interesting, Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 11:35 PM (MQEz6) 347
Ace
Happy New Year! I say NO to resolutions, if people really want to do something, they do it. Otherwise they just make a big deal about it & it goes away. Posted by: Carol at December 31, 2014 11:36 PM (sj3Ax) 348
Happy New Year to Ace, and all the Moron horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2014 11:36 PM (mtmZ0) 349
Like the JEF is interested in women...pfft.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:31 PM (OsWis) Which is great! Because the libs get to knock 'Gay' off of their 'Presidential Firsts' list. That just leaves us with the first woman, transgender, Latina, Asian, handicapable, Satanic, cross-dressing Presidents to look forward to. Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 31, 2014 11:36 PM (AC0lD) 350
I plan on un-ignoring everyone tomorrow. I did that last year and Moo Moo didn't make it a day.
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 11:36 PM (rwI+c) 351
332 should I put up a specific new years/new years resolutions thread?
Posted by: ace at December 31, 2014 11:33 PM (E+pqw) ---------- You're asking the inmates? Okay. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 31, 2014 11:37 PM (4IFRz) 352
and when President Perry had taken the oath, he turned to the crowd, with just a hint of moisture in his eye, and said: "I owe it all to Ace of Spades. Thanks, Ace. Now come to Washington and let's get this country back into shape."
And a couple of years later: "Oops" Posted by: Splunge I can just see Ace hosting the first Press Conference as President Perry's press secretary: "We have a lot of work to do to clean up the mess that Captain Asshole made. Now which one of you jerks wants to dispute that?" Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after dark at December 31, 2014 11:37 PM (+1T7c) 353
Best New Year memory: new years eve 1968 great party, with a hot girl friend. Took her home after midnight, went back to the party, drank some more wih my best buddy. went to White Castle about 1:30 , I never saw so many people in White Castle
Posted by: Cicero Skip at December 31, 2014 11:37 PM (FIrEF) 354
"Happy New Year, Ace. Just don't drop the chicken before midnight."
Okay, so ace eats foot chicken. And the rest of us get stuck eating foot possum. Not too hard to see who gets the longer end of that stick. Posted by: torquewrench at December 31, 2014 11:37 PM (noWW6) 355
301 Posted by: ace at December 31, 2014 11:26 PM (E+pqw)
Oh. Shit. Ace is in the ONT. RUUUUUUUNNN!!!!!!!! Posted by I say Ace, Mr, Ace, bring it, bring it like a ban hammer. Oh and besides validating my parking fan I have my original ips un-banned? Thank you, the sincere & gracious Misanthropic Humaniatarian Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2014 11:37 PM (cAlVr) 356
Feliz ano nuevo means happy new year.
"Belize bano huevo" is just gibberish, but gibberish that makes Spanish speakers twitch. Think "Cappy knut beer", but for people who hate puns. Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2014 11:37 PM (t//F+) 357
President Perry had taken the oath, he turned to the crowd, with just a hint of moisture in his eye, and said: "I owe it all to Ace of Spades.
And is immediately called a racist (again). Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 31, 2014 11:37 PM (W5DcG) Posted by: tbodie at December 31, 2014 11:38 PM (sLVyZ) Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 31, 2014 11:38 PM (m86fE) Posted by: Kreplach at December 31, 2014 11:38 PM (HFRZF) Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 11:38 PM (MQEz6) 362
329 Dancing Baby Groot!
Ok, so which one of you assholes wrote guardians of the galaxy? Gushie made me watch it, it's one giant AoSHQ inside joke. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 31, 2014 11:32 PM (m86fE) --------- Haaa. Thank you! I though so too. Morons in space. Posted by: wheatie at December 31, 2014 11:39 PM (943iJ) 363
I wore my Rick Perry "Wanted" T-shirt through the Austin Airport this December, and then walked up and down the Arrival Pickup area 3 or 4 times waiting for my ride. I can think of no resolutions to top this. Posted by: Arbalest at December 31, 2014 11:41 PM (FlRtG) 364
"Backhoe, Joffen, who else? Probably some we don't know about."
-Posted by: Mike Hammer, twirling a pencil at December 31, 2014 11:29 PM (F2IAQ) Please allow me to pray on behalf of much of The Horde. Lord, find us all well tonight and beyond. Into the New Year we ask of your guidance and Love. Human, we accept our Sins as fault and confess them, so as to receive blessing. Might our simple Souls be saved by finding light in darkness. Lord make me an instrument of Thy peace. In Jesus' Name, I Pray... *amen* Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 31, 2014 11:41 PM (16bOT) 365
Ace,
Yeah, that shit with geraldo was gross. I didn't even bother to go on that particular thread. Spocktaur was enough... Other than that, thanks for all you do! Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:41 PM (OsWis) 366
332 should I put up a specific new years/new years resolutions thread?
Posted by: ace at December 31, 2014 11:33 PM (E+pqw) Sure! I ran 12.6 miles on the treadmill Tuesday and lifted weights for several hours today. And I'm only having 2 beers tonight. My motto used to be "Beer, why stop at 13?" Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 31, 2014 11:41 PM (AC0lD) 367
I want Ace to run for office. I visualize a 2015 version of the Alice Cooper vid for "Elected." (Which is still pretty good for a '70's clip.)
"Everybody has problems! And personally, I don't care!" Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at December 31, 2014 11:41 PM (+XMAD) 368
GoTG was a terrific movie.
Posted by: thathalfrican at December 31, 2014 11:41 PM (1sg14) 369
351 332 should I put up a specific new years/new years resolutions thread?
Posted by: ace at December 31, 2014 11:33 PM (E+pqw) ---------- You're asking the inmates? Okay. Yes be all means whar could possibly go wrong. The law of unintended consequences too k eth epweek off. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2014 11:41 PM (cAlVr) Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:42 PM (OsWis) 371
Happy New Year, you guys!
Posted by: ace at December 31, 2014 11:26 PM (E+pqw) We'll see how long that lasts... Posted by: The Wary Hat at December 31, 2014 11:42 PM (0Ew3K) 372
361 President Palin.
If that happened, the progs would foam at the mouth, turn inside out, and become demon imps. So, good idea. Posted by: Splunge at December 31, 2014 11:42 PM (qyomX) 373
Happy New Year all you all.
Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2014 11:42 PM (MDgS8) Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 31, 2014 11:42 PM (AC0lD) 375
Happy New Year and good night
Posted by: Cicero Skip at December 31, 2014 11:42 PM (FIrEF) 376
CB1, that was well spoken.
Posted by: tbodie at December 31, 2014 11:43 PM (sLVyZ) 377
I'm playing the long and winding road on the ivorys right now!
Never realized what a good song it was until just now. Posted by: Kreplach at December 31, 2014 11:43 PM (HFRZF) 378
Well, game over, GTech wins in a blow out. Now, South Park till 5am then,,,,something till 6am. In the mean time, I probably should do some work or something. I'll be back later. Happy New Years Morons!!!
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 31, 2014 11:43 PM (20X6f) 379
Happy New Year Horde.
Nice post Maet, pretty sure you found a pair of the glasses from They Live. Have you recently seen Roddy Roddy Piper? Posted by: prophet at December 31, 2014 11:43 PM (OQ8CF) 380
Happy New Year everybody!
Posted by: Hanoverfist at December 31, 2014 11:43 PM (+jsVQ) Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:43 PM (OsWis) 382
@267 ColdBeer1 Don't feel bad. Leon Spinx lives in my hometown, and God bless him, for as many punches as he took he is one hell of a nice guy!
Posted by: t-dubya-d at December 31, 2014 11:43 PM (u6lBN) Posted by: rickl at December 31, 2014 11:43 PM (sdi6R) 384
Oh. Shit.
Ace is in the ONT. RUUUUUUUNNN!!!!!!!! Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 11:27 PM (w+fJL) *prepares to make entrance* Posted by: The Sloath at December 31, 2014 11:44 PM (0Ew3K) Posted by: Liv in Baltimore at December 31, 2014 11:44 PM (sEUh+) 386
After the first two shots all I have to say is...
POWDER RIVER LET 'ER BUCK! Oh, and Happy friggin New Years. Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at December 31, 2014 11:44 PM (PR3eQ) 387
>> Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 31, 2014 11:41 PM (16bOT)
Awww, thank you for that. a very sweet way to end the year Posted by: L, elle at December 31, 2014 11:45 PM (3rpCw) 388
And it's a nice, shiny new thread on top....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 31, 2014 11:45 PM (AC0lD) 389
"Everybody has problems! And personally, I don't care!"
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at December 31, 2014 11:41 PM (+XMAD) A third party. The Wild Party. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 31, 2014 11:45 PM (W5DcG) 390
382 @267 ColdBeer1 Don't feel bad. Leon Spinx lives in my hometown, and God bless him, for as many punches as he took he is one hell of a nice guy!
I loved his quote from a Hunter Thompson book, about Ali, before their first fight: "Sure he's The Greatest. But he has to give it up sometime, right?" Posted by: Splunge at December 31, 2014 11:45 PM (qyomX) 391
"Human, we accept our Sins as fault and confess them, so as to receive blessing."
Blessing? I'll settle for bail. And plea-ing out for probation. Posted by: torquewrench at December 31, 2014 11:45 PM (noWW6) 392
eleven!
Are you sorry that Harbaugh went to Michigan instead with the Raiders? Why must you mock me so? Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2014 11:45 PM (MDgS8) 393
Ace put one up, but I posted Thanks for blog & I finally hit tip jar last weekend.
Posted by: Carol at December 31, 2014 11:45 PM (sj3Ax) Posted by: LIV in Baltimore at December 31, 2014 11:45 PM (sEUh+) 395
Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at December 31, 2014 11:44 PM (PR3eQ)
I first read that nic as "breaking the wind"......I'm glad I was mistaken. Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2014 11:45 PM (T1005) 396
Ace, thank you for the well wishes, I widsh you, your family and your employee he rheir children have a mHiappy new yearn
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2014 11:47 PM (cAlVr) 397
heheh eleven,
I have mixed feelings over the whole thing... Sparano will more than likely be the coach next year... Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:48 PM (OsWis) Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 31, 2014 11:48 PM (KH1sk) 399
"Blessing?
I'll settle for bail. And plea-ing out for probation." -Posted by: torquewrench at December 31, 2014 11:45 PM (noWW6) I know that you know how much I respect the HECK out of your posts. Bless You, Brother! *makes phone-call* I didn't pork that blonde, Dad. I need two-grand, though. Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 31, 2014 11:49 PM (16bOT) 400
My clock has 11:56
Happy New Year, HORDE & Maetenloch!! Posted by: Carol at December 31, 2014 11:49 PM (sj3Ax) 401
I hope Harbaugh enjoys recruiting and freezing his crazy spittle -face off in Michigan.
Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2014 11:49 PM (MDgS8) 402
...I'm glad I was mistaken.
Posted by: cthulhu Perhaps you've had more than the two shots I've had? Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at December 31, 2014 11:49 PM (PR3eQ) 403
President Perry, on his first day in office, appointed Gov. Sarah Palin to head up a newly created 'Dept. of Kicking Ass'.
Secretary Palin was asked if she would be taking names, in addition to kicking ass... And she replied..."Oh hells yes!" Posted by: wheatie at December 31, 2014 11:49 PM (943iJ) 404
Okay, here it comes...
Posted by: joncelli at December 31, 2014 11:50 PM (ENczY) Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 31, 2014 11:50 PM (16bOT) 406
I would LOVE to work for the Dept of Ass Kicking.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:50 PM (OsWis) 407
Nood.
Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2014 11:50 PM (9BRsg) 408
wooohooooo!
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:50 PM (OsWis) Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2014 11:50 PM (MDgS8) 410
393 Ace put one up, but I posted Thanks for blog & I finally hit tip jar last weekend.
Posted by: Carol at December 31, 2014 11 Carol happy new year Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2014 11:51 PM (cAlVr) 411
Getting ready...
Posted by: joncelli at December 31, 2014 11:51 PM (ENczY) 412
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...I'm glad I was mistaken. Posted by: cthulhu Perhaps you've had more than the two shots I've had? Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at December 31, 2014 11:49 PM (PR3eQ) Oh, hell yes.....but being mistaken is another one of my core competencies, even without drinking. Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2014 11:51 PM (T1005) 413
Happy New Year, Horde!
Posted by: joncelli at December 31, 2014 11:51 PM (ENczY) 414
Nice post Maet, pretty sure you found a pair of the glasses from They Live. Have you recently seen Roddy Roddy Piper?
Posted by: prophet at December 31, 2014 11:43 PM (OQ8CF) Well at least someone got the reference. And I'm all out of gum. :-) Posted by: Maetenloch at December 31, 2014 11:52 PM (wqVD1) Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 31, 2014 11:52 PM (16bOT) 416
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I would LOVE to work for the Dept of Ass Kicking. Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:50 PM (OsWis) Reminds me of Herbert's Bureau of Sabotage. Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2014 11:52 PM (T1005) 417
Happy New Year to East Coast Morons!!!!!
Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2014 11:53 PM (T1005) 418
Cthulhu,
Happy New Year, even if it's only 9 pm there. I don't expect to be up at 3 am because I've been up since before 5 today. Posted by: Carol at December 31, 2014 11:56 PM (sj3Ax) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 31, 2014 11:57 PM (bWFHa) Posted by: thathalfrican at December 31, 2014 11:57 PM (1sg14) Posted by: andycanuck at December 31, 2014 11:58 PM (L6/+u) 422
Happy New Year! Sounds like someone is having a firefight in a thunderstorm out there.
For the new year I'm trying new things. Pale Moon Peach Ale and Miller Fortune. The Pale Moon is good, as usual, and the Miller is...eh. not bad. It does have an Ace of Spades on the label so there is that. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 11:59 PM (6fyGz) 423
For all you do Ace,this Buds for you! And check your Pay Pal later!
Posted by: t-dubya-d at December 31, 2014 11:59 PM (u6lBN) 424
A few are on new Ace Happy New Year thread.
Posted by: Carol at January 01, 2015 12:00 AM (sj3Ax) 425
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Cthulhu, Happy New Year, even if it's only 9 pm there. I don't expect to be up at 3 am because I've been up since before 5 today. Posted by: Carol at December 31, 2014 11:56 PM (sj3Ax) Sleep well, and I hope you wake to a sparkling new morn, full of promise and opportunity. Posted by: cthulhu at January 01, 2015 12:03 AM (T1005) 426
Happy New Year Ace and all of the Horde !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 01, 2015 12:12 AM (go6ud) 427
Happy New Year to Ace, the Cobs and the Horde!!!! Really glad I found this place. An island of sanity (sort of) in a world gone crazy.
Posted by: Mr. alu Fods at January 01, 2015 12:14 AM (dVk8Y) 428
I just spent the most lovely evening out with my husband, on our 17th wedding anniversary, and now I'm waiting for the city to send up fireworks for our benefit. Funny how they do that every year without us even reminding them.
Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at January 01, 2015 12:18 AM (g+qqc) 429
Happy New Year to everyone from the right coast.
I have neither the brain cells nor the energy left to list you all by name, but know that I wish you ALL only the best in 2015. Well, almost all of you... It's been a helluva year. Let's make this new one matter. Posted by: shredded chi at January 01, 2015 12:22 AM (LGFTn) 430
Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at January We are here from the government we are here to,help,youn Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 01, 2015 12:24 AM (cAlVr) 431
Yay, made it to east coast New Years. Time to put the migraine beddy bye. 2014 blew chunks, hope 2015 is better for all the Horde.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 01, 2015 12:26 AM (m86fE) 432
It's been a helluva year. Let's make this new one matter.
Posted by: shredded chi at January 01, 2015 12:22 AM (LGFTn) It starts a day here, a day there, next thing you know it's been a good year with somebullshitbthrown. Gots to have cray cray batbshit to keep it real. Seriously nothing but the best for you and Mr.,Tucker Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 01, 2015 12:27 AM (cAlVr) 433
Happy New Year bebe.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 01, 2015 12:29 AM (6fyGz) 434
Happy New Year!
Posted by: biancaneve at January 01, 2015 12:30 AM (AJaBe) 435
Ace is here?
That means he won't be up until the crack of noon at earliest. Happy New Year Ace and the Cob-loggers and the horde. Hopefuly 2015 will have Ace unleash the horde on DC Debbie or another unsuspecting lib. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at January 01, 2015 12:37 AM (+Fae7) 436
Happy New Year ace, thanks for the blog (and I second the idea of tomorrow for a resolutions post).
Happy New Year Maet and the other coblogs and thanks for your contributions. And HNY to all the morons, both coasts and in between, and to the frozen north, and down under, and in all the active AOs of CENTCOM, and all those serving everywhere else. Posted by: rhomboid at January 01, 2015 12:41 AM (afQnV) 437
t. Funny how they do that every year without us even reminding them.
Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at January 01, 2015 12:18 AM (g+qqc) Happy anniversary. And happy 2015 to the East Coast. Still 2014 in the Midwest. Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 01, 2015 12:42 AM (+XMAD) 438
MisHum,
New tablet? Posted by: Carol at January 01, 2015 12:53 AM (sj3Ax) 439
Merry New Year!
Posted by: thathalfrican at January 01, 2015 12:54 AM (1sg14) 440
OK, I think it's official that everyone has moved to the next New Year's Post. See you there!
Posted by: cthulhu at January 01, 2015 01:19 AM (T1005) 441
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Posted by: The Political Hat at January 01, 2015 03:16 AM (0Ew3K) 442
Happy New Year everyone!
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 01, 2015 03:17 AM (0Ew3K) 443
Good tip on reccomending Stirlings' "Peshawar Lancers". Been wanting a follow on to that one for long and long.
Maybe now that he has tied up the Sky People series and I don't see how much further he can push the Ember around, he can put some time into this sequel. Course if you need more Stirling, the Draka are his most interesting creations, bit like Voldemort, dark and terrible but great. Posted by: Kyle Kiernan at January 01, 2015 08:17 AM (eW3hM) 444
"Peshawar Lancers" is a really good book. It's a kitchen sink of fun - hero on the run, stalwart companions, evil cultist, international intrigue, plucky female, cold steel, air ships, pirates, air ship-pirates, cavalry to the rescue, etc
Posted by: steve_in_hb at January 01, 2015 09:49 AM (H1KAH) 445
SM Stirling's "Peshawar Lancers" IS an excellent book and harkens back to the days before some SJW/Wiccan got her claws into him. I'm only guessing there, obviously, but SOMETHING happened.
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