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CNN Begins Fresh Campaign to Get Policemen Race-Murdered In the Streets
Quick, give them a Polk Award.
Incidentally, if you're planning on going out tonight, plan for inconveniences and/or racial murders.The refusal of grand juries in Ferguson and Staten Island to indict the cops who murdered Michael Brown and Eric Garner made this clear. So the powerful, beautiful and necessary outpourings that have disrupted this society's normal routine must continue and escalate on New Years Eve and into the New Year. But in this society, cops who brutalize and murder are given the benefit of the doubt and are almost never punished in any way for their crimes. This is illegitimate and unacceptable. It must be STOPPED, and it's up to us to stop it! On New Year's Eve, we must act in many different ways to do just that. Say in a loud, clear voice -- NO NEW YEAR UNDER THIS OLD SYSTEM! And -- WE CAN'T BREATHE! Bring your whistles and blow them loudly. Bring your signs and banners. Bring your signs and banners too. Figure out imaginative ways to say NO MORE to all these horrors.As Obama always reminds his pressure squads, "Power never conceded anything without some inconvenience."
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 31, 2014 02:46 PM (Kr/1Z)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at December 31, 2014 02:47 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 31, 2014 02:47 PM (aBCu6)
Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 02:48 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: steevy at December 31, 2014 02:48 PM (v5UtH)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 31, 2014 02:48 PM (go6ud)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 31, 2014 02:48 PM (AC0lD)
Because it's not a real protest until there are puppet heads.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at December 31, 2014 02:49 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Old Blue at December 31, 2014 02:49 PM (vVSOO)
For all of the less boring morons, stay safe guys.
Posted by: Lauren at December 31, 2014 02:49 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 02:49 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at December 31, 2014 02:49 PM (Bn6aD)
If you can't breathe, then you can't say "I can't breathe."
Also, Garner didn't die for another 2 hours -- of a heart attack.
I used to think that there should have been an indictment over the Garner case. It's a very different case for many reasons.
But I just can't give-a-sh!t because of these douchebags. Cannot give any sh!ts at all.
Posted by: AmishDude at December 31, 2014 02:49 PM (L2xDv)
Posted by: mallfly at December 31, 2014 02:49 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: Gmac- Pondering...something... at December 31, 2014 02:49 PM (baiNQ)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 31, 2014 02:50 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2014 02:50 PM (Dj3AB)
Time for some fresh popcorn!
Posted by: Diogenes at December 31, 2014 02:50 PM (08Znv)
What if male college students started wearing, as a protest against anti-male policies, T-shirts that said:
I CAN'T BREED
I have these thoughts sometimes, you see . . .
Posted by: filbert at December 31, 2014 02:50 PM (h6Mpm)
Bring your whistles and blow them loudly.
If you can't breathe, how you gonna blow?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2014 02:51 PM (KaYBn)
Posted by: Trunk Monkey at December 31, 2014 02:51 PM (jucos)
Posted by: wooga at December 31, 2014 02:52 PM (5g+e3)
NYE is rookies night.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2014 02:52 PM (KaYBn)
Posted by: Vic at December 31, 2014 02:52 PM (u9gzs)
What's that saying agin - "Innocent until proven guilty?"
Yeah. let's just skip that for cops. Because some, er, pigs* are apparently more unequal than others.
*Apologies that the Animal Farm pigs reference happens to tie in with the radical's slang for cops.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2014 02:52 PM (ABcz/)
In good news, Drudge is reporting that the Sony hackers are going after the media next.
Time for some fresh popcorn!
Posted by: Diogenes at December 31, 2014 02:50 PM (08Znv)
THIS. Smart Balance Popcorn is suppose to make you healthy, yeah that's it.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 31, 2014 02:52 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at December 31, 2014 02:52 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: AmishDude at December 31, 2014 02:52 PM (L2xDv)
Posted by: Gmac- Pondering...something... at December 31, 2014 02:52 PM (baiNQ)
Posted by: Ole Miss at December 31, 2014 02:53 PM (Ks4nX)
Posted by: Lauren at December 31, 2014 02:53 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 31, 2014 02:50 PM (kdS6q)
A vest. Allows for concealment of larger weapons.
Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 02:53 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 31, 2014 02:53 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 31, 2014 02:53 PM (ojfYH)
Posted by: wooga at December 31, 2014 02:53 PM (5g+e3)
Back to binge watching all the programs I've put off. House of Cards was good.
Happy New Year. Cook a great meal at home, enjoy a bottle of wine and leave the puking behind the dumpsters to the amateurs.
Posted by: jwest at December 31, 2014 02:53 PM (vwlGK)
They don't know the slightest thing. Nothing. They are their own enemies. They don't know that a lynch mob is a group of citizens outraged at what they perceive is an unfair verdict, so they want to take vengeance into their own hands.
This is what lynch mobs were in the 19th century. It actually had almost nothing to do with race. The most common lynching victims even in the south were Italians, not blacks. The most common reason was that a suspect was either found innocent or had the charges dropped.
That is what is happening now.
The SAME MINDSET that produced lynch mobs is producing the Ferguson riots.
And yet they see themselves as the polar opposite of lynch mobs.
Posted by: zombie at December 31, 2014 02:54 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 31, 2014 02:54 PM (9Doan)
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 02:54 PM (MQEz6)
what more do you fucking racists want?
//Commie No-Truth News
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 31, 2014 02:54 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2014 02:54 PM (g1DWB)
But with all the drunk drivers.....not worth the risk
Also giving the popo notice you're going to act the fool?
Bright idea right there
Posted by: Navycopjoe got 2 Kimbers for Xmas at December 31, 2014 02:54 PM (/88SZ)
Down. Don't want any CS crystals getting caught for a second surprise later.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2014 02:54 PM (KaYBn)
Posted by: zombie at December 31, 2014 02:54 PM (K4YiS)
Don't look up the definition of "cream pie"
Posted by: wooga at December 31, 2014 02:55 PM (5g+e3)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 31, 2014 02:55 PM (kff5f)
GTHOM.
Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 02:55 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: Shtetl G at December 31, 2014 02:55 PM (SopIT)
Posted by: Billy Ray Valentine at December 31, 2014 02:55 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Vic at December 31, 2014 02:55 PM (u9gzs)
Son and friends are coming over tomorrow for the usual southern ham, peas, and collards meal (hopefully will bring good luck for the New Year, but since last year sucked...).
Also, pies.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 02:55 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2014 02:55 PM (ABcz/)
Because the KKK hangs out at pool halls everywhere
Posted by: Navycopjoe got 2 Kimbers for Xmas at December 31, 2014 02:56 PM (/88SZ)
and they think people like Obama and DeBlasio are on their side, who do nothing to attempt to stop the violent protests.
they give a wink and a nod to the violence with their silence.
Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2014 02:56 PM (9GG/0)
-
And the UVA rape scandal. And environazis. And . . .
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 31, 2014 02:56 PM (9Doan)
"powerful, beautiful and necessary outpourings"'
That's a pretty fucking rich way to say "riots." Fuck CNN sideways with a pineapple grenade. To hold on to the LIE that either Michael Brown or Eric Garner were "murdered" is bad enough, but to deliberately incite violence like this is beyond the pale.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 31, 2014 02:56 PM (kff5f)
And yet they see themselves as the polar opposite of lynch mobs.
Posted by: zombie at December 31, 2014 02:54 PM (K4YiS)
That's the beauty of "social justice".
You can use the tactics you just decried because you're the good people, no matter what you actually do.
Posted by: AmishDude at December 31, 2014 02:56 PM (L2xDv)
I too avoid venturing outside my house on Amateur Night tonight in any case, but I shall certainly not run out of beer.
Posted by: filbert at December 31, 2014 02:57 PM (h6Mpm)
Posted by: tu3031 at December 31, 2014 02:57 PM (i0wGQ)
Wow.
Not much of a game.
Ole Miss really does look like an Old Miss...
Maybe Lena Dunham in forty years.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 31, 2014 02:57 PM (KBvAm)
Posted by: brak at December 31, 2014 02:57 PM (Tj+s6)
Posted by: Reginald Denny at December 31, 2014 02:58 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Fritz at December 31, 2014 02:58 PM (dVmLD)
Sadly, I will have to go into town tonight (DC. work midshift). My car will be in a safe(ish) garage and I will be safely tucked away in a Government rabbit hole (SCIF).
Posted by: puddleglum not at work at December 31, 2014 02:58 PM (NUKUA)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at December 31, 2014 02:58 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 02:58 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Slappy at December 31, 2014 02:59 PM (Am9Tn)
"One of the activists who helped plan the Michigan protest asked potential demonstrators to learn these lyrics posted to the group's Facebook page":
"I can hear my neighbor crying: I can't breathe
Now I'm in the struggle and I can't leave
Calling out the violence of the racist police
We ain't gonna stop, til people are free"
Singin', Do wah diddy -- diddy dum, diddy do
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 31, 2014 03:00 PM (kdS6q)
Heh, I made my pies for tonight's family NYE party yesterday: pumpkin chiffon and mint chip. Yumm.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2014 03:00 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 03:00 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Barky I Numbnuts at December 31, 2014 03:00 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Vic at December 31, 2014 03:00 PM (u9gzs)
Go on . . . .
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at December 31, 2014 02:58 PM (mf5HN)
Chocolate bourbon pecan pie and pumpkin pie. And I may make more bacon jam, which is awesome.
Then it's off to the gym for the new year.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 03:01 PM (FsuaD)
>>"powerful, beautiful and necessary outpourings"'
>>That's a pretty fucking rich way to say "riots."
Once again, the guy behind Stop Mass Incarceration, Carl Dix, is an open and proud communist who has been calling for a black revolution for some time. He even has a website called Comrade Carl.
Team Obama knows this. They know they are helping incite violence. And they like it.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2014 03:01 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 03:01 PM (rwI+c)
Would you recommend single malt with the popcorn, or perhaps something more along the lines of a good microbrew?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 31, 2014 03:01 PM (08Znv)
Posted by: Navycopjoe got 2 Kimbers for Xmas at December 31, 2014 03:01 PM (/88SZ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 31, 2014 03:01 PM (8ZskC)
Just think of it as Liquid Nightstick, and gleefully imagine the results. The firehose dousing that keeps on giving.
Happy New Year, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 31, 2014 03:01 PM (RzZOc)
So, if Ole Miss defeated Alabama and TCU is currently destroying Ole Miss, that means TCU is better than Alabama. MATH!!!!
Yes, but the beauty of the new system is no math is required for the secret cabal picking the matchups such that the team they want to win the big game has the best opportunity to do so.
It doesn't really matter about points scored, yards gained or yards allowed, or objective things like turnovers and sacks. Doesn't even matter if you win a bunch of games...it's all about how the Grand High Council feels about you when they sequester themselves away for an orgy of hookers and blow.
Posted by: T. Jeff. at December 31, 2014 03:02 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 31, 2014 03:02 PM (OdNqr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 03:02 PM (FsuaD)
Rumor has it that Kathy is planning to repeat her ice bucket challenge by woman-spreading naked, in increments, - like a ball drop.
Posted by: Fritz at December 31, 2014 03:02 PM (dVmLD)
Posted by: Xander Crews at December 31, 2014 03:03 PM (G30fw)
If you don't have one, ask around.
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 03:03 PM (MQEz6)
That would probably be because TFG and DiBlahblahblah ARE on their side. They've said so.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 31, 2014 03:03 PM (kff5f)
ice bucket challenge by woman-spreading naked, in increments, - like a
ball drop.
Posted by: Fritz at December 31, 2014 03:02 PM (dVmLD)
*gags violently*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 03:03 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 31, 2014 03:04 PM (2El4P)
Posted by: Curdlemun Lunkspire at December 31, 2014 03:04 PM (4KN4T)
Posted by: Xander Crews at December 31, 2014 03:03 PM (G30fw)
The only problem with that is that some of those schools fund pretty much their entire athletic department off the fee for those games.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at December 31, 2014 03:04 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 03:04 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: T. Jeff. at December 31, 2014 03:02 PM (/Ho8c)
Now I'm trying to imagine Condoleezza Rice participating in an orgy of hookers and blow.
Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 03:04 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 31, 2014 03:05 PM (2cS/G)
I'm not seeing why this is being blamed on CNN?
Maybe that could be made a little clearer?
Posted by: Citizen X at December 31, 2014 03:05 PM (7ObY1)
And oh, the poetry. "It A Fact, He Wuz Shot Inna Back". It has come to where, if the "Race Flavor Of The Month" (ie, BECUZ BLACK!!11) makes a little rhyme, it MUST BE SO.
Nice expensive Electronic News Gathering van you got there, press-boy. Be terrible if a lil sumpin sumpin happen to it.
Posted by: OK, thanks, bye. at December 31, 2014 03:05 PM (ucB75)
First, I am upset that the article didn't mention these gentle giants were black and unarmed and black and unarmed and black.
Second, blacks commit crimes only because of police presence in their neighborhoods.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at December 31, 2014 03:05 PM (AszP5)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 03:04 PM (FsuaD)
That's a good one! *wipes tears of laughter away*
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 31, 2014 03:06 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: JEM at December 31, 2014 03:06 PM (o+SC1)
Have they forgotten about Antonio Martin?
You know, the unarmed young black teen who was, well, armed?
There was another unarmed armed victim, shortly after Brown but before Garner. They held on to that one too. ("He was pointing a sandwich!" "The gun with his fingerprints was planted!")
It was such an interesting thing to watch because the narrative given by the accomplice (shot in the back, hands up don't shoot) was rushed into the media. I commented on it when it was happening.
And that stuck. When the autopsies (how many were there? 42?) showed that he wasn't shot in the back and was likely bent over, as if he were running at the shots and that shots were fired inside the police car, well, the Fergusonians said, literally, "No evidence will convince us" they were wrong.
Then Eric Garner came around. This was a much better narrative. Garner was older (over 40), there was video showing very rough treatment and something that looked like an illegal hold. The arrest, although in view of a large number of cops and with a black cop present, was over a trivial matter. Garner did not attack the cops...
...and yet he wasn't as much fun. He was an old guy who died, basically, because he was too fat to survive police procedure when resisting arrest.
These guys want some race warriors. They want young, virile, angry 18-year-olds too stupid to realize how stupid they are and how they're being used.
Who's going to be inspired by Fat Bastard selling loosies?
Posted by: AmishDude at December 31, 2014 03:06 PM (L2xDv)
Rumor has it that Kathy is planning to repeat her ice bucket challenge by woman-spreading naked, in increments, - like a ball drop.
Posted by: Fritz at December 31, 2014 03:02 PM (dVmLD)
You know, I'm all for free speech but I'm starting to think that there are some limits that need to be enforced, like comments about Kathy Griffin "woman-spreading." No good can come from those types of comments ... NO GOOD!!!
Posted by: Slappy at December 31, 2014 03:06 PM (Am9Tn)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 31, 2014 03:07 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 03:04 PM (FsuaD)
He'll see the light and turn himself in.
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 03:07 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: JEM at December 31, 2014 03:07 PM (o+SC1)
Ah. The Lord Vetinari theory of crime statistics.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 31, 2014 03:07 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 31, 2014 03:07 PM (1cnJC)
According to the activist group First Night Against Police Violence Facebook page, protesters will meet at the Boston Public Library and to eventually join the Grand Processions Parade of floats. Demonstrators are also planning to stage a mass die-in.
Hey, if you want to lie around amid frozen vomit and piss slushies, go for it.
"Boston Police Commissioner William Evans indicated he is
worried this may upset many of the children gathered to take part in the
event"
Boston Strong (tm)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 31, 2014 03:07 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Running Hobo at December 31, 2014 03:07 PM (l1oyw)
He'll save himself by becoming a FBI informant. Wait ...
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 03:08 PM (rwI+c)
From WZ, race baiters planning to disrupt the Superbowl.
I'm sure the riot will be a "healthy" one.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 03:08 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at December 31, 2014 03:08 PM (AszP5)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 31, 2014 03:09 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: British Soccer Hooligans at December 31, 2014 03:09 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 31, 2014 03:09 PM (ojfYH)
I agree that we shouldn't let these people into the new year. Just strangle 'em now & save yourselves the trouble.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at December 31, 2014 03:09 PM (MbqmP)
Al's just keepin it real. What are you, a racisss?
Posted by: tu3031 at December 31, 2014 03:10 PM (i0wGQ)
Like the group that beat up the two officers the other day. No "weapons" just hands and feet..... Did some pretty major damage to the two Cops..... Not a hate crime though....
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at December 31, 2014 03:10 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Erowmero at December 31, 2014 03:10 PM (go5uR)
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at December 31, 2014 03:11 PM (AszP5)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at December 31, 2014 03:12 PM (Bn6aD)
Avakian ran for the position of National Secretary of the SDS back in the late 60's but was beaten out from one of the leaders of a competing faction of the SDS, Mark Rudd of the Weathermen.
Rudd was in SDS while he was at Columbia with his close friend Bill Ayers.
There are many easily found connections between the people doing all this shit. If we had an even remotely honest msm this is the stuff they would be focusing on, not some silly as 10 minute speech that a Congressman gave 12 years ago.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2014 03:12 PM (g1DWB)
Yeah, right. Like they know where the library is.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 31, 2014 03:12 PM (hLydF)
The media are our enemy. They are the Propaganda Ministry wholly owned
and controlled by the demo/communist party and the ubama regime,
dedicated to the overthrow of America and civilization.
It'll be fun to watch the Sony hackers go after them. Imagine the comedy gold in e-mails from Mika, Rachel Madcow, Spittle Boy, Anderson Cooper, et al. And can't forget Shep.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 03:13 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 31, 2014 03:13 PM (2El4P)
Boston Strong (tm)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 31, 2014 03:07 PM (kdS6q)
Yeah, "Boston Strong." Two guys with a couple of guns are loose on the streets of Boston and they shut down the whole city, with people being forced to stay in their own houses. What an embarrassment. And I say this as someone who spent a lot of time in Boston for work and for pleasure when I lived in southern NH, which was the vast majority of my life, so I'm not automatically anti-Boston. It's actually one of my favorite cities for a lot of different reasons.
Posted by: Slappy at December 31, 2014 03:13 PM (Am9Tn)
Posted by: Havedash at December 31, 2014 03:13 PM (G1XMn)
Posted by: Google at December 31, 2014 03:13 PM (rwI+c)
But the real issue is those two Dana/Beck are so insistent ... Dana was tweeting like ... don't complain about Obamacare if you don't agree with me on this (forget her exact gripe on that). Beck states he doesn't know all the evidence, and doesn't know what grand jury saw ... but still knows for sure there should have been at least a manslaughter charge.
"Stu" is more on the side of the cops.
Beck's bunch puts out some good stuff at times, but goes off the rails at times too. Sometimes he seems to think he's prophesying for God or something, other times he's a capitalist getting rich off the "pledge our lives and sacred honor" bravado.
I can be against cop public unions and rogue cops, and still not want anarchy, or federal control of local police departments. If there is a broader Serpico style problem, it probably has more to do with the underworld than racism.
Posted by: Illiniwek at December 31, 2014 03:14 PM (+/zkf)
If I had any hope 2015 was going to be any better, I would say I'm so glad we're heading into a new year, but gosh, I don't know how anyone could think that.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 31, 2014 03:14 PM (TOk1P)
Yep. Right after he pays that former cop who sued him (and won) for falsely accusing him of kidnapping Tawanna Brawley
Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2014 03:14 PM (ABcz/)
Avakian ran for the position of National Secretary of the SDS back in the late 60's but was beaten out from one of the leaders of a competing faction of the SDS, Mark Rudd of the Weathermen.
Rudd was in SDS while he was at Columbia with his close friend Bill Ayers.
There are many easily found connections between the people doing all this shit. If we had an even remotely honest msm this is the stuff they would be focusing on, not some silly as 10 minute speech that a Congressman gave 12 years ago.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2014 03:12 PM (g1DWB)
The distinction is only in the rolls they play.
They are all on the same team.
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 03:14 PM (MQEz6)
They are aware that the Superbowl is in Arizona this year, yes? And that Arizona is a very gun friendly state?
There simply is not enough popcorn.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 31, 2014 03:15 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2014 03:15 PM (Dj3AB)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 03:15 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Sharkman at December 31, 2014 03:16 PM (TySU4)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 31, 2014 03:16 PM (ojfYH)
I'm with you, chum, but you can't deny the 2014 somber sights of inevitability.
preview.tinyurl.com/q74kwqj
Posted by: Fritz at December 31, 2014 03:16 PM (dVmLD)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2014 03:14 PM (ABcz/)
That ruling against him has already been paid by a couple of his rich cronies. Brawley is the one who hasn't paid off yet. She has been moving from State to State changing her name to void them.
Posted by: Vic at December 31, 2014 03:17 PM (u9gzs)
Posted by: Dick Headroom at December 31, 2014 03:17 PM (0lHLj)
For what it's worth, I think the likelihood of any big explosions (literal or figurative) here in St. Louis is pretty low.
Little bombs? Sure. But we have them every night anyway. Every day another kid gets shot in a drive-by, or some drunk kills an innocent family.
I don't see how that is any less tragic than a thug getting plugged by a cop, but obviously I wouldn't understand such things.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 31, 2014 03:17 PM (TOk1P)
For those staying in, secure in the knowledge that nothing changes on January 1st, so there is no real reason to "celebrate" anything, I raise my glass and toast you.
/perhaps we can have a "Happy 2015" thread and a "Bag Humbug" thread tonight?
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at December 31, 2014 03:17 PM (LeFwz)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 31, 2014 03:09 PM (ojfYH)
Has anyone every seen Kathy Griffin and Carrot Top in the same room at the same time? They especially look alike when Griffin doesn't put on make-up or fix up her hair (and believe me, she ABSOLUTELY needs to do both those things in order to look presentable). The whole thing freaks me out, man.
Posted by: Slappy at December 31, 2014 03:18 PM (Am9Tn)
We can't breathe!
Posted by: Ole Miss at December 31, 2014 02:53 PM (Ks4nX)
Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!
Posted by: Ole Miss Rebel at December 31, 2014 03:18 PM (0FSuD)
None of this stuff is happening in a vacuum.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2014 03:18 PM (g1DWB)
Ugh, hadn't seen that.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2014 03:18 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 31, 2014 03:19 PM (Qs8ZN)
Ugh, hadn't seen that.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2014 03:18 PM (ABcz/)
They haven't paid his taxes though.
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 03:19 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: filbert at December 31, 2014 03:19 PM (h6Mpm)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2014 03:19 PM (KFdZd)
Posted by: Lea at December 31, 2014 03:20 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: OK, thanks, bye. at December 31, 2014 03:20 PM (ucB75)
Now I'm trying to imagine Condoleezza Rice participating in an orgy of hookers and blow.
Posted by: Country Singer
lol, yeah, maybe I was indulging in a little hyperbole.
It's still a lousy system that seems rife for abuse and for arbitrarily excluding potentially worthy teams, which is what the inclusion of the computer component of the BCS was supposed to help address. This method is not an improvement.
Plus, Condi is a very smart woman that I respect, but how exactly is she an authority on gauging college football teams?
Posted by: T. Jeff. at December 31, 2014 03:20 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 03:19 PM (MQEz6)
That requires action by the DOJ which will never happen.
Posted by: Vic at December 31, 2014 03:20 PM (u9gzs)
Posted by: Seems Legit at December 31, 2014 03:21 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2014 03:21 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 03:13 PM (FsuaD)
I imagine emails between Cooper and Shep read like Penthouse Letters, the Rainbow Edition.
Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 03:22 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: Biff Boffo at December 31, 2014 03:23 PM (8wPsx)
Posted by: brak at December 31, 2014 03:23 PM (Tj+s6)
Posted by: johnd01 at December 31, 2014 03:23 PM (ukNFU)
Now that would be interesting.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2014 03:23 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2014 03:21 PM (ABcz/)
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**ponders the economical viability of "Please Dont Breed" hoodies....
Posted by: fixerupper at December 31, 2014 03:23 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 03:23 PM (rwI+c)
Now in the old days, when my Father in Law was a Boston TPF cop, they would bring in the mounted unit to the location three or four hours earlier, let them graze in the location, unload to their heart's content and then watch the hilarity ensue when the hippies showed up for their "die in".
Unfortunately, there's no more TPF, no more mounted unit, and the touchy/ feely commissioner wouldn't be able to tear another rotator cuff patting himself on the back for the great job he did respecting the protestors "rights".
Posted by: tu3031 at December 31, 2014 03:23 PM (i0wGQ)
I was invited to a party, but hate loud, obnoxious drunks. My friend told me that party will be full of them. He doesn't drink & can't imagine him putting up with them either.
Posted by: Carol at December 31, 2014 03:23 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Lea at December 31, 2014 03:20 PM (lIU4e)
I've been to Times Square, but not on New Years Eve. One question for you that I've always wondered about - what do you do if you are in the middle of that mass of people and you have to go the restroom?
Posted by: Havedash at December 31, 2014 03:24 PM (G1XMn)
I suspect that the massive holes in dear Dorian's recounting of events were a key reason why the Ferguson grand jury decided it was a "no-bill cause".
Especially entertaining was Dorian's claim that the Gentle Giant couldn't possibly have attacked officer Wilson because, dontcha know, both of Big Mike's hands were chock full of multiple boxes of (stolen by strong-arm robbery) cigarillos. How's a guy supposed to throw a punch in that situmacation? Can't, like, happen, man.
Then on the other hand there's the video of Big Mike leaving the store with one (1) handful of cigarillos in one huge hand, and the other empty hand clearly visible picking up the diminutive shopkeeper and hurling him into the display racks. Then the same empty hand balling up into a fist to threaten the storekeeper further.
Oh, and Dorian in his sworn testimony, before being pressed on the point, described said acts of robbery and battery thus: "We went to the store to get cigarillos." That's it! The entire sequence of violent criminality at the store? Elided entirely from his version of events.
The Scheme Team certainly did themselves no favors by putting Dorian up front as a star witness. Just as they blew up the Zimmerman case with their reliance upon Rachel Jeantel as the star.
Posted by: torquewrench at December 31, 2014 03:24 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 31, 2014 03:24 PM (D6PHF)
There is (I suspect) a not inconsiderable segment of the population who would purchase tickets to view such an exhibition.
Posted by: filbert at December 31, 2014 03:25 PM (h6Mpm)
Unless you're going to a major city why would you need luck? No doubt there are people who attend festivities at the their neighbors who live a mile away and there will always a chance that something may happen, buy you could run into a deer on a perfectly sunny day at 9:00 in the morning and that would be the end of your time on earth.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2014 03:25 PM (Dj3AB)
----
Depends...
Posted by: fixerupper at December 31, 2014 03:25 PM (NaV4z)
I'll just sit home, drink champagne, and watch streaming video of the riots.
Posted by: rickl at December 31, 2014 03:26 PM (zoehZ)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 31, 2014 03:27 PM (2El4P)
158
I Can't Read!
Posted by: johnd01 at December 31, 2014 03:23 PM (ukNFU)
Well then......
http://tinyurl.com/6sbmzu3
Posted by: Ole Miss Rebel at December 31, 2014 03:27 PM (0FSuD)
TCU definitely making a statement they should have been in playoff.
As for Condi, she seems to be a big college football fan and I think some knowledgeable fans should be on the committee representing us, instead of just coaches, players and journalists.
Without firm playoff rules, there will always be a least a couple of times with a gripe.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 31, 2014 03:27 PM (Qs8ZN)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 31, 2014 03:28 PM (D6PHF)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 31, 2014 03:28 PM (0FSuD)
Not one of the cops. It was assistant DA Steven Pagones.
Posted by: torquewrench at December 31, 2014 03:28 PM (noWW6)
Depends...
Posted by: fixerupper at December 31, 2014 03:25 PM (NaV4z)
Frozen...nice. No thanks.
Posted by: Havedash at December 31, 2014 03:29 PM (G1XMn)
I've been to Times Square, but not on New Years Eve. One question for you that I've always wondered about - what do you do if you are in the middle of that mass of people and you have to go the restroom?
Posted by: Havedash at December 31, 2014 03:24 PM (G1XMn)
Depending on your specific needs, a cork and clothes pin will do the trick.
Posted by: Slappy at December 31, 2014 03:29 PM (Am9Tn)
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 31, 2014 03:29 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2014 03:21 PM (ABcz/)
Was it actually spelled that way?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 31, 2014 03:29 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: filbert at December 31, 2014 03:30 PM (h6Mpm)
BRASSTOWN, N.C. (AP) For most of the past 20 years, a live animal has been used in a small North Carolina town's annual New Year's Eve Possum Drop. But this year, following challenges from People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, the organizer says he'll no longer use a live possum.
The Brasstown event involves enclosing an opossum in a tinsel-covered plastic box and lowering it to the ground at midnight, then releasing the animal. PETA says the lights, noise and crowd can harm an possum's nerves and health.
A judge ruled earlier this month that organizer Clay Logan could use a live opossum if he got a state permit. But Logan says he didn't have time. Logan says instead he'll use a road-kill opossum or pot of possum stew.
http://tinyurl.com/poklx93
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 31, 2014 03:30 PM (kdS6q)
When a name Al Shapton
Tried to take da police on
He called his gangs to war
With the forces of da law.....
Aaaaheeeee heard my mama cry........
Posted by: Paper Lace at December 31, 2014 03:31 PM (NaV4z)
It will be interesting to see what happens in the playoff games. I could certainly see huge, lopsided wins by Oregon and Alabama (I seriously doubt the opposite would be possible), and then everyone can start arguing about how arbitrary it was to decide who got the slots.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 31, 2014 03:31 PM (TOk1P)
state permit. But Logan says he didn't have time. Logan says instead
he'll use a road-kill opossum or pot of possum stew.
http://tinyurl.com/poklx93
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix
Thank you, Clay Logan, for reinforcing the world's stereotype of Southerners. Just what we needed.
Posted by: T. Jeff. at December 31, 2014 03:32 PM (/Ho8c)
I would have kicked the FG last possession, and then played 4-down for the 4th quarter.
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 03:32 PM (rwI+c)
Uh, no, that's my typo....Not that I spent too much time looking at the guy. Figured any guy who was looking to make a political statement at a frickin arcade for kids was someone to steer clear of.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2014 03:32 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Barack at December 31, 2014 03:33 PM (+ta1E)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 31, 2014 03:33 PM (ZUx8E)
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 31, 2014 03:33 PM (2cS/G)
Since then I've chosen to stay home on this night.
Thank God my father taught me to watch who is around me. I still glance in rear view mirror.
Isn't it time to retire these protests? Police can't get violent & knock a few out because that will add more fuel to the flame.
Arrest every single one.
Disrupt Super Bowl is also planned. What a bunch of idiots. Religious leaders are going to lead that one, per WZ.
Posted by: Carol at December 31, 2014 03:33 PM (sj3Ax)
Would not ever eat one.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 31, 2014 03:33 PM (D6PHF)
Posted by: --- at December 31, 2014 03:34 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 03:35 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: puddleglum not at work at December 31, 2014 03:35 PM (NUKUA)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 31, 2014 03:35 PM (TOk1P)
I am sorry I took it. I don't need the money.
Maybe I am just bored.
Posted by: navybrat at December 31, 2014 03:35 PM (JgC5a)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 03:35 PM (rwI+c)
Distributed Horde Knowledge. Is there anything it can't do?
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at December 31, 2014 03:36 PM (mf5HN)
How about in total silence and complete darkness they slowly lower a live possum onto the face of a PETA member?
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 03:36 PM (MQEz6)
I can't hear you!!
Posted by: Carol at December 31, 2014 03:37 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 03:36 PM (MQEz6)
At the next fur coat protest lower a live bob cat to their face.
Posted by: Vic at December 31, 2014 03:37 PM (u9gzs)
I wonder if we shouldn't be looking for ways of subtly encouraging lunacy such as this. Sort of a reverse-gaslighting.
Posted by: filbert at December 31, 2014 03:37 PM (h6Mpm)
Which is a good thing as I don't think I would be able to refrain from hitting them with an inanimate object.
Posted by: © Sponge at December 31, 2014 03:38 PM (lvDK5)
FIFY
Posted by: Old Blue at December 31, 2014 03:38 PM (vVSOO)
Which is a good thing as I don't think I would be able to refrain from hitting them with an inanimate object.
Posted by: © Sponge at December 31, 2014 03:38 PM (lvDK5)
Why you gotta cleanse it before you throw it away? You're not suggesting that you eat it right? I suppose the next thing you'll saybis that armadillos can be made tasty too...
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 31, 2014 03:38 PM (2El4P)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 31, 2014 03:38 PM (D6PHF)
Posted by: Sponge at December 31, 2014 03:39 PM (lvDK5)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 03:35 PM (rwI+c)
Is there any time outside of a nuclear or zombie apocalypse that causes a severe food shortage when one will NEED to eat a possum? Because those are pretty much the only scenarios when I would eat possum.
Posted by: Slappy at December 31, 2014 03:39 PM (Am9Tn)
Posted by: Vic at December 31, 2014 03:39 PM (u9gzs)
----
We call those "possums on the half shell"....
Posted by: fixerupper at December 31, 2014 03:39 PM (NaV4z)
A possum's basically a big rat. Will eat anything up to and including shit. Would not ever eat one.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
Even in the fancy eatin' room?
http://youtu.be/8g_LkfsIuFw?t=30s
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 31, 2014 03:40 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Biff Boffo at December 31, 2014 03:40 PM (8wPsx)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 03:41 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 31, 2014 03:41 PM (smuws)
Posted by: Meremortal at December 31, 2014 03:41 PM (pBsHH)
I suppose the next thing you'll saybis that armadillos can be made tasty too..."
I once saw a Mexican guy take a chain saw to an armadillo and cut it like a spiral ham.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 31, 2014 03:41 PM (D6PHF)
Possum is a gray meat. You have to catch it alive and feed it corn for a week or so to cleanse it.
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 03:35 PM (rwI+c)
Soak in a brine for a week. Par boil it. Glaze it and cook.
Give to homeless shelter, take deduction.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 31, 2014 03:41 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Slappy at December 31, 2014 03:39 PM (Am9Tn)
Yeah, but if you hunt them and miss your shot at one you might become an oil tycoon.
Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 03:41 PM (nL0sw)
*by Black people*
Posted by: FTFY at December 31, 2014 03:42 PM (Qgr71)
Posted by: Carol at December 31, 2014 03:42 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Biff Boffo at December 31, 2014 03:42 PM (8wPsx)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 31, 2014 03:42 PM (2El4P)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2014 03:42 PM (g1DWB)
SQUIRREL!
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 31, 2014 03:43 PM (39g3+)
Basically converted a marsh mammal into a fish, with the stroke of a pen.
Posted by: navybrat at December 31, 2014 03:43 PM (JgC5a)
Someone is smoking dope.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 31, 2014 03:43 PM (0FSuD)
the next thing you'll say is that armadillos can be made tasty too...
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
Armadillo une Croute avec Lepre'
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 31, 2014 03:43 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 03:41 PM (FsuaD)
Never heard of them eating them, just hunting and trapping for the fur (old days) and the bounty (present day).
Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 03:43 PM (nL0sw)
And up from the ground came a-bubblin' crude
Oil, that is
Texas tea
Posted by: Meremortal at December 31, 2014 03:43 PM (pBsHH)
That was funny!
Posted by: Carol at December 31, 2014 03:43 PM (sj3Ax)
Damnit, are none of the playoff games going to be on network tv?
Posted by: Lea at December 31, 2014 03:44 PM (lIU4e)
Yeah, but if you hunt them and miss your shot at one you might become an oil tycoon.
Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 03:41 PM (nL0sw)
Listen to this person, Slappy. They know what they speak of.
Posted by: Jed Clampett at December 31, 2014 03:44 PM (Am9Tn)
Posted by: Lauren at December 31, 2014 03:45 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Kathy Griffen at December 31, 2014 03:45 PM (TaO1J)
Someone is smoking dope.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 31, 2014 03:43 PM (0FSuD)
http://youtu.be/EFT3h4JBSq4
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at December 31, 2014 03:45 PM (MbqmP)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 03:45 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Lea at December 31, 2014 03:46 PM (lIU4e)
You know, like in the good old days.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 31, 2014 03:46 PM (oFCZn)
So was TCU, they put their starters back in on defense, leading 42-0. I'd have kicked it too.
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 03:46 PM (rwI+c)
Last cfb game I get to watch this year,,, Missouri vs Minnesota. Hoopty freaking do.
Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 31, 2014 03:46 PM (XHihg)
Posted by: Sheppy Smith at December 31, 2014 03:46 PM (FsuaD)
worried this may upset many of the children gathered to take part in the
event"
The new mayor doesn't sound like he wants to put up with their shit. We shall see.
Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2014 03:47 PM (Ua6T/)
Agree. Some things, minus apocalypse and burning times starvation, should not get eaten.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 31, 2014 03:47 PM (D6PHF)
Some of the ads show a white girl wearing a $29.99 red dress available in Target's "Annie for Target" collection. In the "Annie" remake currently in theaters, Annie is played by Quvenzhané Wallis, who is black.
The Change.org petitioners are asking Target (TGT) to remove the ads and apologize to Wallis.
"These grossly misleading ads are adding to the divide and does (sic.) not give young African American girls aspiring to become actors anything to be optimistic about," the petition reads.
"Girls from a variety of backgrounds were featured within the campaign, reflecting that anyone can embody the spirit and character of Annie," Thomas said.
... so much for diversity
Posted by: Malcolm X at December 31, 2014 03:47 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Lauren at December 31, 2014 03:45 PM (MYCIw)
Me too; I wanted OM to feel as bad as possible about giving Bucky Freezus a raise to 4.5mil a year.
Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 03:47 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: Lea - See you next year at December 31, 2014 03:48 PM (lIU4e)
Ah. For a good old fashioned rape/murder New Year's like mom use to make.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 31, 2014 03:48 PM (D6PHF)
::hangs head in shame::
Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 31, 2014 03:48 PM (KH1sk)
Damnit, are none of the playoff games going to be on network tv
Thank ESPN for that. Also seems like there's less games on NYD than there used to be.
Posted by: brak at December 31, 2014 03:48 PM (Tj+s6)
It's funny as hell.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 03:49 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 03:49 PM (nL0sw)
Bite my backside committee.
Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 31, 2014 03:50 PM (XHihg)
"But Logan says he didn't have time. Logan says instead he'll use a road-kill opossum or pot of possum stew."
They should use this stray cat that someone found.
http://tinyurl.com/6txya3v
Posted by: torquewrench at December 31, 2014 03:50 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 03:50 PM (rwI+c)
I caught a couple, or probably the same one twice, in a Have-A-Heart. I pointed it at the woods, opened it and stepped waa-aaaay back.
Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2014 03:51 PM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: Fritz at December 31, 2014 03:51 PM (dVmLD)
PETA says the lights, noise and crowd can harm an possum's nerves and health.
1st world problems. 3rd world would eat him.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2014 03:51 PM (KaYBn)
"PETA says the lights, noise and crowd can harm an possum's nerves and health."
Said by idiots who have never seen a possom.
"Logan says instead he'll use a road-kill opossum or pot of possum stew."
Hilarious and the most southern response ever.
Posted by: Lea - See you next year at December 31, 2014 03:51 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 31, 2014 03:52 PM (ojfYH)
not give young African American girls aspiring to become actors anything
to be optimistic about," the petition reads.
Um, up until this movie Annie of the comic strip, Broadway shows, and previous movie have been White. So why is it now Target's responsibility to boost child actress' self-esteem.....?
Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2014 03:52 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 03:52 PM (rwI+c)
and had no eyes.
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 03:53 PM (rwI+c)
I've caught possums live in my back yard, I then kill them.
Never heard anyone keeping one and feeding it. Calling total horse shit on that.
They stink, they are mean as shit and THEY SHIT.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 31, 2014 03:53 PM (0FSuD)
Howie Carr just mentioned Huck likes to eat squirells! I remember that from 2008.
Posted by: Carol at December 31, 2014 03:53 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 03:53 PM (FsuaD)
I'd enjoy dropping a sack of live squirrels into a NYE crowd.
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 03:52 PM (rwI+c)
------Heheh. I'd pay to see that. A large sack.
Posted by: Old Blue at December 31, 2014 03:53 PM (vVSOO)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 03:52 PM (rwI+c)
Works great at church.
http://youtu.be/K16fG1sDagU
Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 03:53 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 31, 2014 03:53 PM (D6PHF)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 31, 2014 03:07 PM (kff5f)
Well played, Sir.
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 31, 2014 03:54 PM (fL/7/)
Posted by: Carol at December 31, 2014 03:54 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: some guy at December 31, 2014 03:54 PM (q177U)
Don't forget to *breathe*
Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2014 03:55 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: #WarOnMyn at December 31, 2014 03:55 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 31, 2014 03:52 PM (ojfYH)
La petite mort?
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at December 31, 2014 03:56 PM (MbqmP)
Just be two states, western sized states, away when watching.
Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 31, 2014 03:56 PM (XHihg)
Bark worse than bite. I raised 22 at one time from bottle fed to release. (from two seperate road kill moms) Never once got bit from a possum.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2014 03:56 PM (KaYBn)
Posted by: Roy at December 31, 2014 03:56 PM (fWLrt)
Posted by: Carol at December 31, 2014 03:56 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Lauren at December 31, 2014 03:57 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Old Blue at December 31, 2014 03:58 PM (vVSOO)
They stink, but after a quick slap against a brick wall, they calm down. I think she treed over 20. I live in the middle of CLT in one of the nicest area. They are fucking everywhere. One of my neighbors, BA CEO, killed 38.
No one feeds a fucking possum.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 31, 2014 03:59 PM (0FSuD)
280 Rickb, you win the redneck award.
Posted by: Lauren at December 31, 2014 03:57 PM (MYCIw)
Close, but he didn't try to breast feed them first.
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 03:59 PM (MQEz6)
It's barely four o'clock. Give yourself time.
Posted by: Carol at December 31, 2014 04:00 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Old Blue at December 31, 2014 04:00 PM (vVSOO)
I was volunteering as a wildlife rehabber from 2000 - 2009. Raised possoms, skunks, squirrels, (them shits bite), bobcats. Dealt with hawks, owls, and eagles too.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2014 04:00 PM (KaYBn)
Posted by: Old Blue at December 31, 2014 04:00 PM (vVSOO)
YES!
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at December 31, 2014 04:00 PM (MbqmP)
Last cfb game I get to watch this year,,, Missouri vs Minnesota. Hoopty freaking do.Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 31, 2014 03:46 PM (XHihg)------I usually go to my parents to watch their cable (and eat black eyed peas and cornbread of course) but it might sleet and they live 30 miles away and people in arkansas can't drive.
Posted by: Lea - See you next year at December 31, 2014 04:00 PM (lIU4e)
I guess you can feed them if they are little. I once had a squirrel like that, but catching one and feeding it corn?
Nah, urban legend.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 31, 2014 04:01 PM (0FSuD)
Polishing the furniture on a 1941 Mosin 91/30 using Renaissance Wax.
As recommended by another Moron, right here.
Stuff works nice.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 31, 2014 04:02 PM (Kr/1Z)
She was online at the time. I have it on good authority people in four time zones jumped clear out of their skins from the scream...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Warlord of the Western Wastes at December 31, 2014 04:02 PM (m9V0o)
-
Pixie giveth and Pixie taketh away. (Or is that "away taketh"?)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 31, 2014 04:02 PM (EH8dt)
We are staying in tonight, eating crack dip (chicken chili cheese dip) and Martinelli's Sparkling cider, and watching Fringe on Netflix. Because we are all old fogies-including my 19 and 21 year old kids.
Posted by: Moki at December 31, 2014 04:02 PM (bAB8f)
Sure, why not.
*releases the Ravage*
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at December 31, 2014 04:03 PM (mf5HN)
Is there a trick to getting space after you've quoted somebody? I always think I have left enough space but clearly not...
Posted by: Lea - See you next year at December 31, 2014 03:48 PM (lIU4e)
Put your spaces in the comment box first, then paste your quote at the top. Works every time.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2014 04:03 PM (TIIx5)
Nah, urban legend.
Yeah. Getting them as babies is much easier. They'll grow up "tolerating" you.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2014 04:03 PM (KaYBn)
Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 04:03 PM (nL0sw)
Aren't plans afoot tonight for a fat ball of suet to be slowly lowered in Times Square instead of the traditional lighted ball?
Rumor has it that self-confessed, unindicted child molester Lena Dunham is said ball of suet for this new tradition.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 31, 2014 04:03 PM (bWFHa)
Noted to self: Next time, *hit* the f*cker.
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at December 31, 2014 04:04 PM (rhjQp)
Nah, urban legend.
No, you catch 'em, kill 'em, & stuff 'em with cow manure. Coat 'em with cow manure too, then throw 'em in a camp fire. When the outer layer of manure turns black & hard as a rock, you break it off, slit the opossum open, scoop out the manure inside; then toss the opossum in the trash & eat the manure.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at December 31, 2014 04:04 PM (MbqmP)
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 04:04 PM (MQEz6)
A healthy, safe, and happy New Year to the Horde !
(which of course includes Ace, the cob-loggers, & Pixy)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 31, 2014 04:04 PM (go6ud)
No one feeds a fucking possum.
Posted by: Nip
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Had to be Hugh McColl..., I don't believe Ken Lewis would have the spunk..., but perhaps I am wrong.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, twirling a pencil at December 31, 2014 04:04 PM (F2IAQ)
Sure, why not.
*releases the Ravage*
I protest, Your Grace. Though no doubt my innocence merely adds piquant to your pleasure.
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 04:05 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Old Blue at December 31, 2014 04:05 PM (vVSOO)
Heh.
There's always another one to take it's place.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 31, 2014 04:05 PM (D6PHF)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, twirling a pencil at December 31, 2014 04:06 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 04:06 PM (rwI+c)
301 Actor Edward Herrman rolls under the door just before it closes.
RIP, dude.
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 04:04 PM (MQEz6)
I liked him in Overboard and he narrated innumerable shows for The History Channel. RIP
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 31, 2014 04:06 PM (bWFHa)
Ten years ago today...
[I was gonna mention a few things Ace was discussing on this day in 2004, but as I was reading I got depressed and annoyed. So forget it.]
Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at December 31, 2014 04:06 PM (haxo2)
The black eyed peas,, not so much.
And I'm turning down bowl parties because, shingles.
But I refuse to pay $80-100/mo for cable and internet.
I know, 1-800-old-guyt
Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 31, 2014 04:07 PM (XHihg)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 04:07 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 31, 2014 04:07 PM (D6PHF)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 04:05 PM (rwI+c)
*taps chin*
In the spirit of benevolence for which I am well known, I shall rescind your raptoring.
In completely and totally unrelated news, lemme go get BC for um. Reasons. Is why. I'm going to get him.
brb
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at December 31, 2014 04:07 PM (mf5HN)
301 Actor Edward Herrman rolls under the door just before it closes.
RIP, dude.
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 04:04 PM (MQEz6)
I liked him in Overboard and he narrated innumerable shows for The History Channel. RIP
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 31, 2014 04:06 PM (bWFHa)
Big Chief vampire in the Lost Boys.
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 04:07 PM (MQEz6)
What a plan.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Learn Rantin', Ravin', and Ragetwitchin' at the Outrage Outlet! at December 31, 2014 04:07 PM (g+akU)
Posted by: Jane
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So would I. But, I'm thinking a WKRP-style thing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, twirling a pencil at December 31, 2014 04:08 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: wth at December 31, 2014 04:08 PM (wAQA5)
brb
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at December 31, 2014 04:07 PM (mf5HN)
*heads for pantry to get popcorn*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 04:08 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 31, 2014 04:08 PM (2cS/G)
Put your spaces in the comment box first, then paste your quote at the top. Works every time. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2014 04:03 PM (TIIx5)
******
Thanks. Testing...
Content? I got nothing. Except I can confirm that possums are mean. Also, I rescued a baby squirrell from my cat once and it let me pet it and pick it up and then everyone at work told me I had rabies.
Posted by: Lea - See you next year at December 31, 2014 04:09 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: CNN Management at December 31, 2014 04:09 PM (sCHw2)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 04:09 PM (rwI+c)
You have him in a gimp suit, don't you?
Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2014 04:09 PM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 04:09 PM (FsuaD)
Possums have an extremely short life span -- 2 to 4 years -- and that isn't figuring vehicular traffic into the equation.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 31, 2014 04:09 PM (bWFHa)
Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 04:09 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, twirling a pencil at December 31, 2014 04:10 PM (F2IAQ)
Had a possum get into my bedroom one summer. Left the sliding glass door to the bedroom open while I took some laundry out one night. Came back in and went to bed. About 20 min later I heard him shuffling around under my desk. Scared the shit out of me when I shined the flashlight under there.
Took about an hour of leaving the slider open with me in another room before he decided to leave.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2014 04:10 PM (TIIx5)
Posted by: no good deed at December 31, 2014 04:10 PM (w3a0Z)
Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2014 04:09 PM (Ua6T/)
*shifty eyes*
No.
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at December 31, 2014 04:10 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 04:10 PM (w+fJL)
Posted by: Police Air-Banner at December 31, 2014 04:10 PM (sCHw2)
Posted by: steelydave at December 31, 2014 04:10 PM (QfYNs)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 04:10 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: junior at December 31, 2014 04:10 PM (UWFpX)
**now if I only knew how to make that whistling, innocent emoticon thingy**
Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 31, 2014 04:11 PM (XHihg)
I loaded my Ruger Convertible Six with Aguila Super Calibri quieted rounds, and shot him in the head. He snarled at me and made that possum-face. I shot him in the head six times, and he was still making that face.
I know an old Kentucky-Tennessee borderer who used to hunt for all his food. Asked about it, he said their brain is too small for a head shot to kill them.
I bought a drowning barrel not long after that.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 31, 2014 04:11 PM (xq1UY)
Possums have an extremely short life span -- 2 to 4 years -- and that isn't figuring vehicular traffic into the equation.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 31, 2014 04:09 PM (bWFHa)
They've been popping out new ones for 100 million years.
They have laughed at SMOD.
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 04:11 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 04:11 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 04:10 PM (w+fJL)
Hi!
*releases Ravage at you*
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at December 31, 2014 04:12 PM (mf5HN)
?Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2014 04:12 PM (KaYBn)
312 I'd pay good money to see a possum drop over Times Square.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 04:07 PM (FsuaD)
You and me both!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 31, 2014 04:12 PM (bWFHa)
Posted by: BC
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Hmm. I *did* feel a disturbance..., I just assumed it was the oatmeal I had for breakfast.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, twirling a pencil at December 31, 2014 04:12 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: NYPD Air-Banner at December 31, 2014 04:12 PM (sCHw2)
*releases Ravage at you*
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at December 31, 2014 04:12 PM (mf5HN)
What the....!?!?! Dammit Polly, Get Off Me. I don't have any of the Raptor treats you like!
The fuck?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 04:13 PM (w+fJL)
He snarled at me and made that possum-face. I shot him in the head six times, and he was still making that face.
This is a most excellent string of words, in a literary sense. Well done.
Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at December 31, 2014 04:13 PM (haxo2)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at December 31, 2014 04:07 PM (mf5HN)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHA!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2014 04:13 PM (TIIx5)
Posted by: Bubba at December 31, 2014 04:14 PM (MMC8r)
Anything that starts with less than .357 is useless.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2014 04:14 PM (KaYBn)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 04:14 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Stringer
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* note to self: stay off of stringer's property *
Posted by: A Possum at December 31, 2014 04:14 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: --- at December 31, 2014 04:14 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: wth at December 31, 2014 04:14 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at December 31, 2014 04:14 PM (mf5HN)
Blow out!
Posted by: A Possum at December 31, 2014 04:14 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2014 04:14 PM (TIIx5)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 31, 2014 04:14 PM (go6ud)
Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 04:14 PM (nL0sw)
340 Here in Slovannah, they're "urging" everyone not to fire their weapons in the air at midnight.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 04:11 PM (FsuaD)
Heard the same thing on the radio for Philly just a few minutes ago.
Why should tonight be different than any other night?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 31, 2014 04:14 PM (bWFHa)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 04:14 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 31, 2014 04:15 PM (D6PHF)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 31, 2014 04:15 PM (bWFHa)
The fuck?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 04:13 PM (w+fJL)
Well, I raptored toby who then proclaimed his innocence and I had to raptor *someone*.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at December 31, 2014 04:15 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 04:16 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Micky Shwarma at December 31, 2014 04:16 PM (sCHw2)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 04:16 PM (w+fJL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 31, 2014 04:16 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Lauren at December 31, 2014 04:16 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 04:16 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 04:11 PM (FsuaD)
Damn, I forgot to buy some Dragon's Breath for my shotgun. Oh well, next year.
Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 04:16 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein From Brattleboro,VT at December 31, 2014 04:16 PM (Sd++4)
Posted by: Bill Cosby at December 31, 2014 04:17 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at December 31, 2014 04:17 PM (haxo2)
Gimme a minute and I'll get set to do a Triple Lindy into the Barrel.
*turns on webcam*
*dons Speedo*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2014 04:17 PM (TIIx5)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 31, 2014 04:17 PM (D6PHF)
Posted by: Old Blue at December 31, 2014 04:17 PM (vVSOO)
Posted by: Kim Kardashian at December 31, 2014 04:17 PM (ABcz/)
Does anyone know what president obama and michelle will be doing on this new years eve?
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein From Brattleboro,VT at December 31, 2014 04:16 PM (Sd++4)
Not each other. That's for sure
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 31, 2014 04:17 PM (1Jaio)
Does anyone know what president obama and michelle will be doing on this new years eve?
I personally don't give a possum's ass, but this thread is as wide as Mooch's butt.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 04:17 PM (FsuaD)
Or as my mother used to say, "That's for all of the ones you got away with."
Posted by: no good deed at December 31, 2014 04:18 PM (w3a0Z)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at December 31, 2014 04:15 PM (mf5HN)
So you picked me. Yeah, that seems about right.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 04:18 PM (w+fJL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 04:18 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 31, 2014 04:18 PM (D6PHF)
365 Make sure there are no rabid possums in the barrel. And while you're in there, feel free to take down the Christmas decorations.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 04:16 PM (FsuaD)
Wear gloves when you're removing the "artificial snow"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 31, 2014 04:19 PM (bWFHa)
Posted by: no good deed at December 31, 2014 04:19 PM (w3a0Z)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 31, 2014 04:19 PM (ojfYH)
Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 31, 2014 03:46 PM (XHihg) Some of us are really looking forward to MN being in a New Years Day bowl game for the first time since 1967...
Posted by: zeera at December 31, 2014 04:19 PM (wHdtB)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2014 04:19 PM (KaYBn)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 31, 2014 04:19 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Lauren at December 31, 2014 04:20 PM (MYCIw)
Love each other fellow babies.
Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 31, 2014 04:20 PM (XHihg)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2014 04:20 PM (KaYBn)
*peruses inside of Barrel*
How about that. I didn't know you could use that for Christmas tree garland. Messy though.
Quick, call Martha Stewart.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2014 04:21 PM (TIIx5)
Posted by: Dick Headroom at December 31, 2014 04:21 PM (0lHLj)
One shot of yellow jacket 22LR hollow points and he stopped laughing.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 31, 2014 04:21 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Andrew Mendoza and His Bucket at December 31, 2014 04:21 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 04:21 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 04:18 PM (w+fJL)
Well, I thought so.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at December 31, 2014 04:21 PM (mf5HN)
Panavision & Cinemascope all rolled into one !
Woot !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 31, 2014 04:21 PM (go6ud)
For my money, one of the leading talents of XX Cent.
Edward Herrmann was a car guy, and drove an Auburn Speedster.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 31, 2014 04:21 PM (xq1UY)
Shame, shame on all of yous.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 31, 2014 04:21 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 31, 2014 04:21 PM (bWFHa)
Does this thread make my a$$ look big?
Posted by: Kim Kardashian at December 31, 2014 04:17 PM (ABcz/)
.....................
Why you're just all skin and bones, honey.
Posted by: Candy Crowley at December 31, 2014 04:22 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 31, 2014 04:22 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 31, 2014 04:22 PM (D6PHF)
Egypt sucks this time of year, but some still need to sit this out.
It is like the rest of the story, writ large. Lots of chattering.
Ride a damned camel all the way from Mesopotamia, only to turn back and deal with the riots.
Rest of the story. Watch out for the Romans.
Posted by: concerned american at December 31, 2014 04:22 PM (o/3Hk)
Does anyone know what president obama and michelle will be doing on this new years eve?
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein From Brattleboro,VT at December 31, 2014 04:16 PM (Sd++4)
My bet, Obama will doing a toke with Titcomb and a ho. Moochie will be with her mom eating shit she ordered in. The girls will be watching You Porn.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 31, 2014 04:23 PM (0FSuD)
How about that. I didn't know you could use that for Christmas tree garland. Messy though.
Quick, call Martha Stewart.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2014 04:21 PM (TIIx5)
Obligatory picture of the Barrel Christmas tree.
http://bit.ly/1751lgU
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at December 31, 2014 04:23 PM (mf5HN)
You know, when a newbie pulls that stupid stunt it's bad enough, but someone whose been around a good long time,, the barrel is too good for ya.
Love each other fellow babies.
Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 31, 2014 04:20 PM (XHihg)
That's my first time in the Barrel in about 2 years. Y'all are messy.
I blame the noobs.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2014 04:23 PM (TIIx5)
That's my first time in the Barrel in about 2 years. Y'all are messy.
I blame the noobs.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2014 04:23 PM (TIIx5)
How's the smell?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 31, 2014 04:24 PM (bWFHa)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at December 31, 2014 04:21 PM (mf5HN)
*finishes filling out the ASPCA contact card with AtC's info*
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 04:24 PM (w+fJL)
Posted by: Zombie Johnny Cash at December 31, 2014 04:25 PM (0FSuD)
Does anyone know what president obama and michelle will be doing on this new years eve?
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein From Brattleboro,VT at December 31, 2014 04:16 PM (Sd++4)
...........................
Snorting coke and eating tamales, respectively?
Posted by: wth at December 31, 2014 04:26 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 04:26 PM (w+fJL)
Posted by: JackStraw
Yes. Iran came out and declared that the US should end its abuse of our black citizens. Pretty strange for a country that hangs people for being gay, stones women, etc.
The communists/fascists come out of the woodwork and people too stupid to understand this follow them like sheep and the media in large part exacerbates the situation.
Posted by: cheri at December 31, 2014 04:26 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Ernst Blofeld at December 31, 2014 04:27 PM (Awb+1)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 04:27 PM (w+fJL)
But Fox is "far right".
Posted by: Vic at December 31, 2014 04:27 PM (u9gzs)
Asking for a neighbor.
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 31, 2014 04:27 PM (ojfYH)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 04:24 PM (w+fJL)
GAPES AND POINTS AND POINTS AND GAPES
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at December 31, 2014 04:29 PM (mf5HN)
Asking for a neighbor.
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 31, 2014 04:27 PM (ojfYH)
Got a nice Chianti for Christmas, I see.
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 04:29 PM (MQEz6)
Start collecting the turds as soon as you start feeding it.
Continue to lay them end to end till you reach 27 feet of poop.
At that point, they should be cleaned out.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 31, 2014 04:29 PM (Kr/1Z)
Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at December 31, 2014 04:30 PM (haxo2)
See you all, in a way, later?
Posted by: Carol at December 31, 2014 04:30 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 31, 2014 04:30 PM (ojfYH)
How's the smell?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 31, 2014 04:24 PM (bWFHa)
I might just have to spite my face......
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2014 04:31 PM (TIIx5)
426 Who's opposing possumism?
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 31, 2014 04:30 PM (ojfYH)
Those fuggin' eucalyptus-lovers, koalas
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 31, 2014 04:31 PM (bWFHa)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after dark at December 31, 2014 04:32 PM (+1T7c)
Then they beg their professors to reschedule their mid term exams because studying for them is conflicting with their protesting activities
Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2014 04:33 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after dark at December 31, 2014 04:33 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at December 31, 2014 04:29 PM (mf5HN)
*types*
*deletes*
Hey, in a completely unrelated note, porn site BangBros has released a video titled "I Can't Breathe".
.....buahahahahahahahahahaha
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 04:34 PM (w+fJL)
Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2014 04:34 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 31, 2014 04:34 PM (Kr/1Z)
Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2014 04:35 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 31, 2014 04:36 PM (ojfYH)
There are some things even we won't do.
Posted by: Possums at December 31, 2014 04:38 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 04:34 PM (w+fJL)
I'm surprised they didn't already have one.
Posted by: buzzion at December 31, 2014 04:38 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2014 04:38 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 31, 2014 04:39 PM (KH1sk)
Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2014 04:39 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 31, 2014 04:39 PM (KH1sk)
You, missy, are still on probation with me.
*glares so hard*
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 04:40 PM (w+fJL)
.....buahahahahahahahahahaha
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 04:34 PM (w+fJL)
Hams up! Don't squirt!
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at December 31, 2014 04:41 PM (MbqmP)
So is there going to be some sort of Horde "ball drop" at midnight tonight?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 31, 2014 04:39 PM (KH1sk)
Paging Butthead. Butthead to the white courtesy phone......
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2014 04:41 PM (TIIx5)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 04:34 PM (w+fJL)
BangBros? Never heard of it
Posted by: Charlie Gibson email to ABC News HR Dept at December 31, 2014 04:42 PM (GrXXa)
They haven't seen "inconvenience". Yet.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2014 04:42 PM (KaYBn)
At least 35 dead and 42 injured in Shanghai New Year's Eve stampede as thousands pack onto riverfront to watch light show
OK US protestors, there's your benchmark!
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 31, 2014 04:42 PM (kdS6q)
Reminds me to get pudding cups.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2014 04:43 PM (KaYBn)
Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 04:43 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: MTF at December 31, 2014 04:44 PM (AoLFQ)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson email to ABC News HR Dept at December 31, 2014 04:42 PM (GrXXa)
Liar
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 04:44 PM (w+fJL)
OK US protestors, there's your benchmark!
77 people out of 1 billion?
Shit Status: Weak.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2014 04:44 PM (KaYBn)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 04:44 PM (rwI+c)
GodblessallthempymiesdownNewGuinea
Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2014 04:45 PM (MDgS8)
OK US protestors, there's your benchmark!
77 people out of 1 billion?
Shit Status: Weak.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2014 04:44 PM (KaYBn)
Talk about unlucky.
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 04:45 PM (MQEz6)
With spent shells at the ends of the streamers.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2014 04:45 PM (KaYBn)
448 So is there going to be some sort of Horde "ball drop" at midnight tonight? Reminds me to get pudding cups.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2014 04:43 PM (KaYBn)
Actual Midnight, or blog time midnight?
Posted by: buzzion at December 31, 2014 04:46 PM (zt+N6)
I'm going to a NY party tonight at a friends house who is a big Obumbles supporter. Not looking forward to it. I'm thinking of decorating (and wearing) my NRA hat with silver streamers just to annoy him.
Posted by: MTF at December 31, 2014 04:44 PM (AoLFQ)
1 Tube of anchovy paste
Underside of various articles of furniture
Some assembly required
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2014 04:47 PM (TIIx5)
Armenian friend says that nutria make the best barbecue. I haven't eaten any of these. Just passing it along.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 31, 2014 04:47 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2014 04:47 PM (MDgS8)
I was invited out tonight to a popular watering hole with bands, etc.Nope - not in the mood. Plus the police in this town stroll through the bars on NYE to see who seems to be drinking a lot so that they can follow them and bust them when they leave. Lovely.
I am going to do my usual which is drinking a bottle of wine in front of the TV, pass out by 11, wake up at 2am and go to bed.
Posted by: cheri at December 31, 2014 04:47 PM (oiNtH)
I like the mob-beating flappers. Drive the disgruntled workers back into the factories.
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 04:48 PM (rwI+c)
Shame you don't have this:
http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/unfairpark/2014/08 /rick_perry_mugshot_shirts.php
Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2014 04:48 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 31, 2014 04:49 PM (Mxs5H)
Underside of various articles of furniture
Some assembly required
Raw shrimp in the curtain rods.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2014 04:49 PM (KaYBn)
You haven't seen a stampede till you've seen a Shanghai stampede.
Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2014 04:47 PM (MDgS
Pikers
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamaraat_Bridge
Posted by: Jamaraat Bridge at December 31, 2014 04:50 PM (TIIx5)
Posted by: Erowmero at December 31, 2014 04:50 PM (go5uR)
I'm going to a NY party tonight at a friends house who is a big Obumbles
supporter. Not looking forward to it. I'm thinking of decorating (and
wearing) my NRA hat with silver streamers just to annoy him.
Posted by: MTF at December 31, 2014 04:44 PM (AoLFQ)
Is your friend's name "Jack"? If so, his wife (one of my SILs) HATES the NRA with the heat of a billion suns.
Mmmm....pumpkin pie in oven.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 04:51 PM (FsuaD)
Hopefully if the wife goes into labor she'll do it in daytime.
(Seriously % chance that something bad happens around town tonight 1000%. No that's not a typo, that's certainty.)
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be bascially any day now! at December 31, 2014 04:51 PM (HDwDg)
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 04:52 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Twostellas at December 31, 2014 04:53 PM (sF0CB)
Topping the silver one with the cougar or whatev under it would be hard to beat. Although, my favorite is still the one she hung all her cocktail glasses on.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 04:53 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2014 04:54 PM (MDgS8)
(Seriously % chance that something bad happens around town tonight 1000%. No that's not a typo, that's certainty.)
Yikes, stay safe. What area are you around?
Posted by: CM at December 31, 2014 04:55 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at December 31, 2014 04:55 PM (A1Dcl)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2014 04:55 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2014 04:55 PM (Ua6T/)
Statistical error.
Posted by: Paul Krugman at December 31, 2014 04:55 PM (b4b5c)
Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2014 04:55 PM (MDgS8)
I'm outside the 270 loop in St. Louis.
So chances anything comes this far out is small. But one can never be too safe.
I think anyone going down to Washington Ave (which has had problems for months before Fergusson) or Grand center is a freaking idiot.
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be bascially any day now! at December 31, 2014 04:56 PM (HDwDg)
Posted by: AmishDude at December 31, 2014 04:56 PM (b4b5c)
Sandra Lee's Kwanzaa Cake
There's nothing that could top that.
Is that the one covered in corn nuts? She's insane.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 04:57 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 04:14 PM (FsuaD)
The worst part is the possums probably be an improvement for any desperate guys who actually willingly utilize that cooter.
Posted by: Jed Clampett at December 31, 2014 04:57 PM (Am9Tn)
Copied from Instapundit
Linky:
http://tinyurl.com/o6pnyda
Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after dark at December 31, 2014 04:32 PM (+1T7c)
That was awesome.
Posted by: rickl at December 31, 2014 04:57 PM (zoehZ)
Posted by: T. Jeff. at December 31, 2014 04:57 PM (/Ho8c)
Clarke Griswold territory.
Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2014 04:57 PM (MDgS8)
This one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we2iWTJqo98
It's the most perfectly ridiculous food for a ridiculous "holiday."
Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2014 04:58 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2014 04:59 PM (ABcz/)
Clarke Griswold territory.
Posted by: eleven
Was that there, or E. St. Louis?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2014 04:59 PM (KaYBn)
>>I made a Kwanzaa cake this year.
This one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we2iWTJqo98
It's the most perfectly ridiculous food for a ridiculous "holiday."
Gah. I'd forgotten about all the huge candles she rammed down the middle of it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 04:59 PM (FsuaD)
As I understand it Ballpark Village is requiring tickets and hiring armed security, so that may be safe enough (but I'd rather be in Fortress TSR)
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be bascially any day now! at December 31, 2014 05:00 PM (HDwDg)
Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2014 05:00 PM (MDgS8)
lol....adds just the right touch doesn't it?
Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2014 05:01 PM (MDgS8)
Bet she has plenty of drinks on hand.
It's just that she probably has Gov. Cuomo on hand, too.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2014 05:01 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: eleven
Was that there, or E. St. Louis?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2014 04:59 PM
Clark Griswold was in East StL.
Posted by: olddog in mo at December 31, 2014 05:03 PM (6hrmc)
Times Square NYE is typically a symphony of crowd control. Meaning they have 'pens' - interlocking steel barricades in which the 'lucky' revelers are confined.
The side streets are kept clear for emergency exits. This all starts very early, and the 'prime viewing areas' are closed off as they fill up.
There are no public restrooms. Once you're there, you're there. If you leave, there is no re-entry.
I am amazed that anyone even sets foot there.
Posted by: Aunt Ralph at December 31, 2014 05:03 PM (oUWvG)
Hubby passed by the gas station and apparently there was some panic buying as they are out of regular
Posted by: votermom at December 31, 2014 05:04 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein From Brattleboro,VT at December 31, 2014 04:16 PM (Sd++4)
Big gas-inducing meal with our daughters later followed by a series of dutch ovens delivered by me to Michelle in bed while I hold the covers over her head. Michelle's struggle for fresh air really is the highlight of the holiday season for me.
Posted by: Barack Obama at December 31, 2014 05:04 PM (Am9Tn)
Also the story of America.
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 05:05 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2014 05:06 PM (KaYBn)
They're speaking truth to a big sparkly ball.
Posted by: AmishDude at December 31, 2014 02:52 PM (L2xDv)
Nice image.
Posted by: m at December 31, 2014 05:07 PM (G891H)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 05:09 PM (FsuaD)
It's 33 degrees here in Manhattan.
34 in Dallas. Feel your pain.
No sympathy. The high here yesterday was one.freaking.degree. Broke a one hundred year record. Made it to 25 today.
Posted by: Old Blue at December 31, 2014 05:09 PM (vVSOO)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2014 05:09 PM (ABcz/)
34 in Dallas. Feel your pain.
Ditto in SFW...and its gonna snow tomorrow before it turns into rain on Friday and Saturday.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 31, 2014 05:10 PM (60Vyp)
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What? What?! It's a legit question.
And I'm just generating turnover on the thread. Always thinking of others, I am.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 31, 2014 05:10 PM (KH1sk)
Posted by: Old Blue at December 31, 2014 05:10 PM (vVSOO)
http://tinyurl.com/pgmwz3z
This was also the ep with the giant, terrifying nutcrackers all over the house.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 05:11 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2014 05:12 PM (Ua6T/)
The Michigan Historical Commission, a branch of the state's Department of Natural Resources, approved seven new sites for historical markers this month, including a United Auto Workers camp outside of Port Huron in St. Clair County where the Students for a Democratic Society crafted their pro-communism manifesto known as the "Port Huron Statement" in June 1962, MLive.com reports.
The document was written by Thomas Hayden -- a 1960s counterculture radical and former husband of Jane Fonda -- as well as other SDS members like Ayers, who later founded the Weather Underground before turning to academia to become an education professor at the University of Illinois at Chicago.
Posted by: #FriendsOfBarry at December 31, 2014 05:12 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: zombie at December 31, 2014 05:13 PM (K4YiS)
They're going to slip past security and go to a secluded area of the beach. After laying down the blanket, Barack is going to take Michelle's hand, escort her onto the blanket and motion her to sit down.
After half a bottle of champagne has been poured and enjoyed, Barack is going to reach into the picnic basket, taking out the baby oil. Michelle will laugh and shift uncomfortably as the oil is poured over her feet. Barack's hands will strongly massage the oil into her feet, teasingly moving up her leg.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 31, 2014 05:13 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 05:14 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2014 05:15 PM (KaYBn)
http://tinyurl.com/lhbrepj
Carbon dioxide emissions help tropical rainforests grow faster: Study shows trees absorb more greenhouse gas than expected
In other words: Global Warming is GOOD for the biosphere and increases biodiversity and the sheer volume of living things!
In a sane world, the enviro-left should be protesting IN FAVOR of increaser carbon dioxide emissions. If they get what they want, the world will become comparatively barren and lifeless.
Posted by: zombie at December 31, 2014 05:15 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2014 05:15 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2014 05:15 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Ronster at December 31, 2014 05:16 PM (9vrWU)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 31, 2014 05:13 PM (AC0lD)
Isn't it dinner time on the East Coast?
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 05:16 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 05:16 PM (MQEz6)
Almost.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 05:17 PM (w+fJL)
It is always coldest before the warm like they say.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 31, 2014 05:17 PM (Mxs5H)
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 05:18 PM (MQEz6)
CNN's right. I'm ready to protest this racist, unjust society we live in. I'm going to get a t-shirt with the picture of murder victim Zemir Begic, and the words "Hammers Down! Stop Your Racist Murders!"
Wait...That's not what they mean?
Posted by: Ted K. at December 31, 2014 05:18 PM (Mt9zA)
That's a manly way to ring in the new year.
Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2014 05:18 PM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: buzzion at December 31, 2014 05:19 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 31, 2014 05:20 PM (3jmxp)
Posted by: buzzion at December 31, 2014 05:20 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 31, 2014 05:20 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Old Blue at December 31, 2014 05:20 PM (vVSOO)
Could have used a College Football thread. Or hell, a book thread for that matter...
Posted by: HH at December 31, 2014 05:20 PM (Ce4DF)
That is insane! First, because it's so densely decorated - hundreds of $$$ worth of cocktail glasses on a tree. Second, a ginormous, martini-swilling nutcracker on top? "Hey, unto you a *hic* child is born. Next round's on me!!"
Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2014 05:21 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 05:16 PM (MQEz6)
Which is why the story ended there, short of the intense, passionate love-making that results in the conception of the 2056 Democratic Presidential nominee.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 31, 2014 05:22 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 03:41 PM (FsuaD)
South American Nutria make awesome fur coats.
Noble giant rats they are.
Posted by: The Hobo's Sex And Candy Stare Decicis at December 31, 2014 05:22 PM (XeGAx)
Posted by: Piercello, no longer on the road at December 31, 2014 05:22 PM (JybVy)
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 31, 2014 05:20 PM
Oddly precise.
Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2014 05:22 PM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 31, 2014 05:20 PM (2cS/G)
Get your "strap out"?!? What else do you plan on doing at dinner?!?
Posted by: Slappy at December 31, 2014 05:23 PM (Am9Tn)
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 31, 2014 05:24 PM (2cS/G)
Have a safe and fun New Years, all.
Laugh as hard as you can.
This is your one life.
/wave
/cheers
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 31, 2014 05:24 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2014 05:18 PM (Ua6T/)
Yeah, a little over 14k ft. with the wind likely blowing like hell. Not for me.
Posted by: Ronster at December 31, 2014 05:24 PM (9vrWU)
Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2014 05:24 PM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 31, 2014 05:25 PM (3jmxp)
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 31, 2014 05:26 PM (2cS/G)
No surprise there.
Robert Welch and Bombardier Joe were optimists, as it has turned out.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 31, 2014 05:26 PM (go6ud)
Alright, which cob is fucking with MUMR's posts?
Come out and identify yourself so you can receive your pat on the back.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 05:26 PM (w+fJL)
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 31, 2014 05:24 PM (2cS/G)
Don't be silly. The freezing and beginning of the next Ice Age would be virtually instantaneous. I saw this ten years ago in the documentary "The Day After Tomorrow."
Posted by: Slappy at December 31, 2014 05:27 PM (Am9Tn)
Posted by: The Freikorps at December 31, 2014 05:27 PM (oKE6c)
I did Monadnock at dawn, 1/1/08. I was the first on the summit that day, but there had been people up there at midnight.
Pikes Peak on NYE sounds like a blast.
Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2014 05:27 PM (Ua6T/)
So. Suckered again, huh?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2014 05:28 PM (KaYBn)
A friend in Pierce just posted on FB that it was -27 when she got to her office this morning. The sunlight in the picture was lovely, but I'm liking the not-having-to-shovel thing a lot. Every time I start thinking it's chilly here I just remind myself that the other options were CO or MO. Does wonders for the attitude.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 31, 2014 05:28 PM (GDulk)
Play-Doh cake frosting gun is too phallic.
http://tinyurl.com/pbxfve6
In the New Year, I resolve that we send garbage bags and secure neck straps to every outraged liberal so they can just make the whole, hideous world go away.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 31, 2014 05:29 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 31, 2014 05:29 PM (2cS/G)
And the Left better realize - I'm not unusual. And there are repercussions to such a situation and none of them are good.
The Left murdered my nation.
Guess how I feel about the Left's humanity or rights.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at December 31, 2014 05:30 PM (scgac)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 31, 2014 05:31 PM (nzKvP)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 31, 2014 05:31 PM (ojfYH)
Posted by: The Freikorps at December 31, 2014 05:32 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Seems Legit at December 31, 2014 05:32 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Trunk Monkey at December 31, 2014 05:33 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 31, 2014 05:33 PM (nzKvP)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Learn Rantin', Ravin', and Ragetwitchin' at the Outrage Outlet! at December 31, 2014 05:34 PM (g+akU)
I need new glasses or a brain enema. I keep seeing that as Sandra Dee.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2014 05:34 PM (KaYBn)
multiple weirdos at the library?
Posted by: ThunderB at December 31, 2014 05:35 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Old Blue at December 31, 2014 05:36 PM (vVSOO)
multiple weirdos at the library?
The North Koreans have perfected the dumbshit spam bot.
Posted by: filbert at December 31, 2014 05:36 PM (h6Mpm)
Yes. CO2 was as high as 8,000ppm in the deep past - up to 20X current levels. On the other hand, if it were to drop from the 270ppm pre-industrial level to 160ppm, plant life would begin to die. The earth has been trending colder and less hospitable to life for millions of years. If we're going to stay here, we have to engineer the climate in the best interests of life, and that means, among other things, more CO2.
Posted by: despair at December 31, 2014 05:37 PM (dcY7v)
Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2014 05:37 PM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: filbert at December 31, 2014 05:37 PM (h6Mpm)
Posted by: Ronster at December 31, 2014 05:37 PM (9vrWU)
multiple weirdos at the library?
Copy and paste. They are all pre-recorded.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2014 05:38 PM (KaYBn)
http://is.gd/ASO0By
A short but heartwarming tale of what the New Year may hold.
HT Insty.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 31, 2014 05:38 PM (go6ud)
Posted by: Trunk Monkey at December 31, 2014 05:38 PM (jucos)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK21SZoXoa4
Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 31, 2014 05:38 PM (KH1sk)
Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2014 05:38 PM (9BRsg)
Kickstarter.
Posted by: despair at December 31, 2014 05:39 PM (dcY7v)
I really want someone to keep calling the dad and son for comment
Posted by: ThunderB at December 31, 2014 05:41 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 31, 2014 05:41 PM (KH1sk)
Posted by: asswipee at December 31, 2014 05:42 PM (eS0nh)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 31, 2014 05:41 PM (KH1sk)
And up . . . and down . . . and up . . . and down . . .
Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down.
Or . . .
"He's no fun, he fell right over!"
Posted by: filbert at December 31, 2014 05:42 PM (h6Mpm)
Is our very own beloved Rain Man even now being eaten by opossums? Is that the meaning of the "cannibalism" quote?
How will we ever plumb the depths of this mystery?
Art Bell, where are you? This country turns its lonely eyes to you!
Posted by: filbert at December 31, 2014 05:44 PM (h6Mpm)
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