CNN Begins Fresh Campaign to Get Policemen Race-Murdered In the Streets

Quick, give them a Polk Award.

Incidentally, if you're planning on going out tonight, plan for inconveniences and/or racial murders.

The refusal of grand juries in Ferguson and Staten Island to indict the cops who murdered Michael Brown and Eric Garner made this clear. So the powerful, beautiful and necessary outpourings that have disrupted this society's normal routine must continue and escalate on New Years Eve and into the New Year.

But in this society, cops who brutalize and murder are given the benefit of the doubt and are almost never punished in any way for their crimes. This is illegitimate and unacceptable. It must be STOPPED, and it's up to us to stop it! On New Year's Eve, we must act in many different ways to do just that.

Say in a loud, clear voice -- NO NEW YEAR UNDER THIS OLD SYSTEM! And -- WE CAN'T BREATHE! Bring your whistles and blow them loudly. Bring your signs and banners. Bring your signs and banners too. Figure out imaginative ways to say NO MORE to all these horrors.

As Obama always reminds his pressure squads, "Power never conceded anything without some inconvenience."

Posted by: Ace at 02:44 PM




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1 Not going downtown tonight.
Not here...nope.
No CC permits in this state.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 31, 2014 02:46 PM (Kr/1Z)

2 Stay in tonight and be safe morons/ettes....

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at December 31, 2014 02:47 PM (Bn6aD)

3 Truth is irrelevant to those scum.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 31, 2014 02:47 PM (aBCu6)

4 Yeah, I'm staying in tonight.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 02:48 PM (nL0sw)

5 I'm staying home tonight.Not because of this,I always do.

Posted by: steevy at December 31, 2014 02:48 PM (v5UtH)

6 Yup, welcome to the 21st century.

Making popcorn, myself.

Ninth ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 31, 2014 02:48 PM (go6ud)

7 It's probably wrong that I celebrate the death of any leftist in journalism but, well, here we are....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 31, 2014 02:48 PM (AC0lD)

8 By the insanity of cthulhu, there better be giant papier mache puppet heads.

Because it's not a real protest until there are puppet heads.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at December 31, 2014 02:49 PM (mf5HN)

9 I usually don't go out on NYE any more because of all the rookies getting all drunk and stupid. This just reinforces it.

Posted by: Old Blue at December 31, 2014 02:49 PM (vVSOO)

10 Good thing I'm boring. Tonight will be rung in with some sparkling grape juice at home with my children in the middle of nowhere, Texas.

For all of the less boring morons, stay safe guys.

Posted by: Lauren at December 31, 2014 02:49 PM (MYCIw)

11 Me staying in has more to do with not liking huge drunken crowds combined with the desire to not get a DUI or hit by a DUI driver.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 02:49 PM (nL0sw)

12 I rarely go out anyway on New Years Eve...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at December 31, 2014 02:49 PM (Bn6aD)

13 "I can't breathe." is a self-evident lie.

If you can't breathe, then you can't say "I can't breathe."

Also, Garner didn't die for another 2 hours -- of a heart attack.

I used to think that there should have been an indictment over the Garner case. It's a very different case for many reasons.

But I just can't give-a-sh!t because of these douchebags. Cannot give any sh!ts at all.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 31, 2014 02:49 PM (L2xDv)

14 up too early, hope my neighbors aren't going to make a racket all night. Vodka can only work so many wonders, you know.

Posted by: mallfly at December 31, 2014 02:49 PM (bJm7W)

15 It's probably only going to happen in locations like Times Square and the crowds will likely obscure the idiots

Posted by: Gmac- Pondering...something... at December 31, 2014 02:49 PM (baiNQ)

16

For a race riot, do you wear the tux's cummerbund pleats up or pleats down?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 31, 2014 02:50 PM (kdS6q)

17 I'm going out tonight. I'm going to a Watch Night service at a multi ethnic church more than 60 miles outside of NYC If Ferguson idiots are going to bust up a church service then I'll darn well be singing and praying when it happens.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2014 02:50 PM (Dj3AB)

18 In good news, Drudge is reporting that the Sony hackers are going after the media next.

Time for some fresh popcorn!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 31, 2014 02:50 PM (08Znv)

19 I have an idea (from the last thread, but it sorta fits as a kind of segue . . )

What if male college students started wearing, as a protest against anti-male policies, T-shirts that said:

I CAN'T BREED

I have these thoughts sometimes, you see . . .

Posted by: filbert at December 31, 2014 02:50 PM (h6Mpm)

20 Say in a loud, clear voice -- NO NEW YEAR UNDER THIS OLD SYSTEM! And -- WE CAN'T BREATHE!
Bring your whistles and blow them loudly.



If you can't breathe, how you gonna blow?


Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2014 02:51 PM (KaYBn)

21 I am going to Ski Liberty to snowboard tonight. I hope I don't break my face.

Posted by: Trunk Monkey at December 31, 2014 02:51 PM (jucos)

22 "Power never conceded anything without some inconvenience."

That's kind of rapey.

Posted by: wooga at December 31, 2014 02:52 PM (5g+e3)

23 I usually don't go out on NYE any more because of all the rookies getting all drunk and stupid. This just reinforces



NYE is rookies night.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2014 02:52 PM (KaYBn)

24 I doubt if those idiots show up at Time Square. They would be outnumbered 1000:1 and cops would ignore their asses getting stomped into greasy puddles in the street.

Posted by: Vic at December 31, 2014 02:52 PM (u9gzs)

25 But in this society, cops who brutalize and murder are given the benefit of the doubt...

What's that saying agin - "Innocent until proven guilty?"
Yeah. let's just skip that for cops. Because some, er, pigs* are apparently more unequal than others.

*Apologies that the Animal Farm pigs reference happens to tie in with the radical's slang for cops.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2014 02:52 PM (ABcz/)

26 18
In good news, Drudge is reporting that the Sony hackers are going after the media next.



Time for some fresh popcorn!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 31, 2014 02:50 PM (08Znv)

THIS. Smart Balance Popcorn is suppose to make you healthy, yeah that's it.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 31, 2014 02:52 PM (0FSuD)

27 We can't breath? Should be We can't read, or We can't think or We can't function without a handout...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at December 31, 2014 02:52 PM (Bn6aD)

28 I love these guys.

They're speaking truth to a big sparkly ball.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 31, 2014 02:52 PM (L2xDv)

29 I'll be at work but if I was not I'd be at home asleep.

Posted by: Gmac- Pondering...something... at December 31, 2014 02:52 PM (baiNQ)

30 We can't breathe!

Posted by: Ole Miss at December 31, 2014 02:53 PM (Ks4nX)

31 Hmm, if it does happen in Times Square that brings up an interesting issue. It's a situation that definitely needs a police presence, but they'll also have huge targets on their back. What do you think the NYPD is going to do?

Posted by: Lauren at December 31, 2014 02:53 PM (MYCIw)

32 For a race riot, do you wear the tux's cummerbund pleats up or pleats down?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 31, 2014 02:50 PM (kdS6q)



A vest. Allows for concealment of larger weapons.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 02:53 PM (nL0sw)

33
Rock In The New Year With Resistance to Police Murder!

Hosted by Rand Paul and Kathy Griffin.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 31, 2014 02:53 PM (kdS6q)

34 Hopefully someone will take out Kathy Gifford and Anderson Cooper with cream pies.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 31, 2014 02:53 PM (ojfYH)

35 Hands up! But first, you will blow me.

Posted by: wooga at December 31, 2014 02:53 PM (5g+e3)

36 OK, I'm done.

Back to binge watching all the programs I've put off. House of Cards was good.

Happy New Year. Cook a great meal at home, enjoy a bottle of wine and leave the puking behind the dumpsters to the amateurs.

Posted by: jwest at December 31, 2014 02:53 PM (vwlGK)

37 Fascinating how these people cry RACIM at the very mention of the word "lynch," and yet they are the very embodiment of a lynch mob.

They don't know the slightest thing. Nothing. They are their own enemies. They don't know that a lynch mob is a group of citizens outraged at what they perceive is an unfair verdict, so they want to take vengeance into their own hands.

This is what lynch mobs were in the 19th century. It actually had almost nothing to do with race. The most common lynching victims even in the south were Italians, not blacks. The most common reason was that a suspect was either found innocent or had the charges dropped.

That is what is happening now.

The SAME MINDSET that produced lynch mobs is producing the Ferguson riots.

And yet they see themselves as the polar opposite of lynch mobs.

Posted by: zombie at December 31, 2014 02:54 PM (K4YiS)

38 Why didn't you come to me like a man and tell me there was a new thread?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 31, 2014 02:54 PM (9Doan)

39 Kathy Griffin is calculating she can't outrun Anderson, but she can outrun the cameraman.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 02:54 PM (MQEz6)

40 Look the guy was disarmed BEFORE he got the cops' gun....

what more do you fucking racists want?

//Commie No-Truth News

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 31, 2014 02:54 PM (/4AZU)

41 Just a reminder, the guys behind most of this shit are openly and proudly communists. Not that it should surprise anyone that some of Obama's biggest supporters are communists.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2014 02:54 PM (g1DWB)

42 I'm a cabbie and can make huge bucks tonight
But with all the drunk drivers.....not worth the risk

Also giving the popo notice you're going to act the fool?
Bright idea right there

Posted by: Navycopjoe got 2 Kimbers for Xmas at December 31, 2014 02:54 PM (/88SZ)

43 For a race riot, do you wear the tux's cummerbund pleats up or pleats down?



Down. Don't want any CS crystals getting caught for a second surprise later.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2014 02:54 PM (KaYBn)

44 RACIM = RACISM, obviously.

Posted by: zombie at December 31, 2014 02:54 PM (K4YiS)

45 34 Hopefully someone will take out Kathy Gifford and Anderson Cooper with cream pies.

Don't look up the definition of "cream pie"

Posted by: wooga at December 31, 2014 02:55 PM (5g+e3)

46 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 31, 2014 02:55 PM (kff5f)

47 OT: I'm really enjoying watching Bro Wallace and the LandSharts getting their shit pushed in by TCU.


GTHOM.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 02:55 PM (nL0sw)

48 It would be nice if this Obama chap became President. Then we finally could see some change, I hope.

Posted by: Shtetl G at December 31, 2014 02:55 PM (SopIT)

49 May I suggest using your nightsticks, Officers?

Posted by: Billy Ray Valentine at December 31, 2014 02:55 PM (JO9+V)

50 Having the MFM push lies one after another is the fault of that really stupid ruling in NYT vs Sullivan making it virtually impossible to sue the shit out them.

Posted by: Vic at December 31, 2014 02:55 PM (u9gzs)

51 I hate going out on NYE. We're going to friends' for a while to have some grilled oysters.

Son and friends are coming over tomorrow for the usual southern ham, peas, and collards meal (hopefully will bring good luck for the New Year, but since last year sucked...).

Also, pies.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 02:55 PM (FsuaD)

52 I see this going about as well as the OWS movement. Sh%t gets old after a while, especially when what they are demanding is pretty open-ended and vague.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2014 02:55 PM (ABcz/)

53 37 Fascinating how these people cry RACIM at the very mention of the word "lynch

Because the KKK hangs out at pool halls everywhere

Posted by: Navycopjoe got 2 Kimbers for Xmas at December 31, 2014 02:56 PM (/88SZ)

54 yup, quelle surprise, the anti-cop protestors are going to be out in force tonight.

and they think people like Obama and DeBlasio are on their side, who do nothing to attempt to stop the violent protests.

they give a wink and a nod to the violence with their silence.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2014 02:56 PM (9GG/0)

55 The SAME MINDSET that produced lynch mobs is producing the Ferguson riots.

-
And the UVA rape scandal. And environazis. And . . .

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 31, 2014 02:56 PM (9Doan)

56 What. The fucking. Fuck?

"powerful, beautiful and necessary outpourings"'

That's a pretty fucking rich way to say "riots." Fuck CNN sideways with a pineapple grenade. To hold on to the LIE that either Michael Brown or Eric Garner were "murdered" is bad enough, but to deliberately incite violence like this is beyond the pale.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 31, 2014 02:56 PM (kff5f)

57 The SAME MINDSET that produced lynch mobs is producing the Ferguson riots.

And yet they see themselves as the polar opposite of lynch mobs.
Posted by: zombie at December 31, 2014 02:54 PM (K4YiS)


That's the beauty of "social justice".

You can use the tactics you just decried because you're the good people, no matter what you actually do.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 31, 2014 02:56 PM (L2xDv)

58 I have a fridge full of beer, but my friends from out of town I was planning to share it with tonight and through the weekend couldn't make it because Mrs. Friend came down with pneumonia.

I too avoid venturing outside my house on Amateur Night tonight in any case, but I shall certainly not run out of beer.

Posted by: filbert at December 31, 2014 02:57 PM (h6Mpm)

59 My bet is that the usual suspects make the usual noise and not much happens.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 31, 2014 02:57 PM (i0wGQ)

60 I got willowed.


Wow.

Not much of a game.


Ole Miss really does look like an Old Miss...


Maybe Lena Dunham in forty years.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 31, 2014 02:57 PM (KBvAm)

61 What better way to ring in the new year than looting?

Posted by: brak at December 31, 2014 02:57 PM (Tj+s6)

62 Sometimes the beautiful outpourings aren't so beautiful. But, agree with the powerful bit.

Posted by: Reginald Denny at December 31, 2014 02:58 PM (/Ho8c)

63 I had a drunk driver crash into the side of my house one NYE. And thankfully NO it wasn't me, nor was I there at the time.

Posted by: Fritz at December 31, 2014 02:58 PM (dVmLD)

64 So, if Ole Miss defeated Alabama and TCU is currently destroying Ole Miss, that means TCU is better than Alabama. MATH!!!!



Sadly, I will have to go into town tonight (DC. work midshift). My car will be in a safe(ish) garage and I will be safely tucked away in a Government rabbit hole (SCIF).

Posted by: puddleglum not at work at December 31, 2014 02:58 PM (NUKUA)

65 Also, pies.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 02:55 PM (FsuaD)



Go on . . . .

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at December 31, 2014 02:58 PM (mf5HN)

66 Louder and louder the music plays.

Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 02:58 PM (rwI+c)

67 I think everyone is well aware of the disproportionate crime rate of the black community versus others. Therefore, if the media wants to continually turn every situation in which a black is arrested or shot by a police officer into a front-page story as they did with Michael Brown, Eric Garner and Ezell Ford, we will see stories like this one pretty much every single day. But instead of pointing the finger of blame at the perpetrators, the mainstream media focuses on the police. Unbelievable but not unexpected by the left-wing media.

Posted by: Slappy at December 31, 2014 02:59 PM (Am9Tn)

68
"One of the activists who helped plan the Michigan protest asked potential demonstrators to learn these lyrics posted to the group's Facebook page":

"I can hear my neighbor crying: I can't breathe
Now I'm in the struggle and I can't leave

Calling out the violence of the racist police
We ain't gonna stop, til people are free"




Singin', Do wah diddy -- diddy dum, diddy do

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 31, 2014 03:00 PM (kdS6q)

69 >.Also, pies.

Heh, I made my pies for tonight's family NYE party yesterday: pumpkin chiffon and mint chip. Yumm.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2014 03:00 PM (ABcz/)

70 Hipsters will protest injustice by wearing baggy pants,

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 03:00 PM (MQEz6)

71 I'm a better Race Grievance Hustler than my Race Grievance Hustlers.

Posted by: Barky I Numbnuts at December 31, 2014 03:00 PM (8ZskC)

72 IIANM lynch mobs originated not in the South but in early San Francisco in the 1850s. Citizens grew tired of the lawless behavior of criminals and formed their own "Committee of Vigilance" and started hanging people.

Posted by: Vic at December 31, 2014 03:00 PM (u9gzs)

73
Go on . . . .

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at December 31, 2014 02:58 PM (mf5HN)


Chocolate bourbon pecan pie and pumpkin pie. And I may make more bacon jam, which is awesome.


Then it's off to the gym for the new year.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 03:01 PM (FsuaD)

74 >>What. The fucking. Fuck?

>>"powerful, beautiful and necessary outpourings"'

>>That's a pretty fucking rich way to say "riots."

Once again, the guy behind Stop Mass Incarceration, Carl Dix, is an open and proud communist who has been calling for a black revolution for some time. He even has a website called Comrade Carl.

Team Obama knows this. They know they are helping incite violence. And they like it.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2014 03:01 PM (g1DWB)

75 Speak Truth to Drunks, Bros.

Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 03:01 PM (rwI+c)

76 Nip Sip @ 26

Would you recommend single malt with the popcorn, or perhaps something more along the lines of a good microbrew?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 31, 2014 03:01 PM (08Znv)

77 And why am I doing this on my iPhone when I'm sitting next to my laptop?

Posted by: Navycopjoe got 2 Kimbers for Xmas at December 31, 2014 03:01 PM (/88SZ)

78 For tonight's protests would a giant vagina costume be appropriate?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 31, 2014 03:01 PM (8ZskC)

79 You know, the NYFD could fill a couple of pumper trucks' tanks with pure capsaicin extract.

Just think of it as Liquid Nightstick, and gleefully imagine the results. The firehose dousing that keeps on giving.

Happy New Year, Horde!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 31, 2014 03:01 PM (RzZOc)

80
So, if Ole Miss defeated Alabama and TCU is currently destroying Ole Miss, that means TCU is better than Alabama. MATH!!!!


Yes, but the beauty of the new system is no math is required for the secret cabal picking the matchups such that the team they want to win the big game has the best opportunity to do so.

It doesn't really matter about points scored, yards gained or yards allowed, or objective things like turnovers and sacks. Doesn't even matter if you win a bunch of games...it's all about how the Grand High Council feels about you when they sequester themselves away for an orgy of hookers and blow.

Posted by: T. Jeff. at December 31, 2014 03:02 PM (/Ho8c)

81 Social justice is like a Rohrshoch ink blot test, you see what you expect to see.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 31, 2014 03:02 PM (OdNqr)

82 I hope our son and his friends stay safe tonight. They know to stay away from certain parts of town. So there's that. And they carry. So there's also that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 03:02 PM (FsuaD)

83 >>>Kathy Griffin is calculating she can't outrun Anderson, but she can outrun the cameraman.<<<

Rumor has it that Kathy is planning to repeat her ice bucket challenge by woman-spreading naked, in increments, - like a ball drop.

Posted by: Fritz at December 31, 2014 03:02 PM (dVmLD)

84 I'm a Buckeye, but TCU got boned in the playoff selection process. They really need to go to 8 teams next year and drop some of the tune-up games against weak non-conference opponents many teams play early in the season.

Posted by: Xander Crews at December 31, 2014 03:03 PM (G30fw)

85 Remember, fellow Warriors, the folks in Boston won't pay any attention to you unless you wear a Yankees hat.

If you don't have one, ask around.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 03:03 PM (MQEz6)

86 and they think people like Obama and DeBlasio are on their side, who do nothing to attempt to stop the violent protests.

That would probably be because TFG and DiBlahblahblah ARE on their side. They've said so.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 31, 2014 03:03 PM (kff5f)

87 Rumor has it that Kathy is planning to repeat her
ice bucket challenge by woman-spreading naked, in increments, - like a
ball drop.


Posted by: Fritz at December 31, 2014 03:02 PM (dVmLD)


*gags violently*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 03:03 PM (FsuaD)

88 Be a damn shame if some of those turds took a facefull of CS and some rubber bullets for their participation.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 31, 2014 03:04 PM (2El4P)

89 I shall sit here in my comfy chair and raise my glass high and say, "Protest, Boys. Make the blue shirts earn that overtime pay."

Posted by: Curdlemun Lunkspire at December 31, 2014 03:04 PM (4KN4T)

90 I'm a Buckeye, but TCU got boned in the playoff selection process. They really need to go to 8 teams next year and drop some of the tune-up games against weak non-conference opponents many teams play early in the season.
Posted by: Xander Crews at December 31, 2014 03:03 PM (G30fw)



The only problem with that is that some of those schools fund pretty much their entire athletic department off the fee for those games.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at December 31, 2014 03:04 PM (mf5HN)

91 So, over/under on Sharpton being arrested for owing $4.5 mil in unpaid taxes in 2015?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 03:04 PM (FsuaD)

92 it's all about how the Grand High Council feels about you when they sequester themselves away for an orgy of hookers and blow.

Posted by: T. Jeff. at December 31, 2014 03:02 PM (/Ho8c)



Now I'm trying to imagine Condoleezza Rice participating in an orgy of hookers and blow.


Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 03:04 PM (nL0sw)

93 Ran to Trader Joe's with my wife during halftime, picked up some Pilsner Urquell. That was the Czech beer that every German restaurant served. Nothing fancy, but a crisp, distinct taste. That'll go with the fancy-shmancy appetizers and roast beast tomorrow. Unless I drink it all tonight.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 31, 2014 03:05 PM (2cS/G)

94 The link goes to Breitbart, which linked from a site called Stop Mass Incarceration

I'm not seeing why this is being blamed on CNN?

Maybe that could be made a little clearer?

Posted by: Citizen X at December 31, 2014 03:05 PM (7ObY1)

95 Thanks, MSM, for The "UnArmed" Narrative. Never mind these dead SOBs were in the process of arming themselves with a cop's gun.

And oh, the poetry. "It A Fact, He Wuz Shot Inna Back". It has come to where, if the "Race Flavor Of The Month" (ie, BECUZ BLACK!!11) makes a little rhyme, it MUST BE SO.

Nice expensive Electronic News Gathering van you got there, press-boy. Be terrible if a lil sumpin sumpin happen to it.

Posted by: OK, thanks, bye. at December 31, 2014 03:05 PM (ucB75)

96 what the fuck?

First, I am upset that the article didn't mention these gentle giants were black and unarmed and black and unarmed and black.

Second, blacks commit crimes only because of police presence in their neighborhoods.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at December 31, 2014 03:05 PM (AszP5)

97 So, over/under on Sharpton being arrested for owing $4.5 mil in unpaid taxes in 2015?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 03:04 PM (FsuaD)


That's a good one! *wipes tears of laughter away*

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 31, 2014 03:06 PM (JO9+V)

98 @83 - To the tune of 'Thus Spake Zarathusra'?

Posted by: JEM at December 31, 2014 03:06 PM (o+SC1)

99 To hold on to the LIE that either Michael Brown or Eric Garner were "murdered" is bad enough, but to deliberately incite violence like this is beyond the pale.

Have they forgotten about Antonio Martin?

You know, the unarmed young black teen who was, well, armed?

There was another unarmed armed victim, shortly after Brown but before Garner. They held on to that one too. ("He was pointing a sandwich!" "The gun with his fingerprints was planted!")

It was such an interesting thing to watch because the narrative given by the accomplice (shot in the back, hands up don't shoot) was rushed into the media. I commented on it when it was happening.

And that stuck. When the autopsies (how many were there? 42?) showed that he wasn't shot in the back and was likely bent over, as if he were running at the shots and that shots were fired inside the police car, well, the Fergusonians said, literally, "No evidence will convince us" they were wrong.

Then Eric Garner came around. This was a much better narrative. Garner was older (over 40), there was video showing very rough treatment and something that looked like an illegal hold. The arrest, although in view of a large number of cops and with a black cop present, was over a trivial matter. Garner did not attack the cops...

...and yet he wasn't as much fun. He was an old guy who died, basically, because he was too fat to survive police procedure when resisting arrest.

These guys want some race warriors. They want young, virile, angry 18-year-olds too stupid to realize how stupid they are and how they're being used.

Who's going to be inspired by Fat Bastard selling loosies?

Posted by: AmishDude at December 31, 2014 03:06 PM (L2xDv)

100 83

Rumor has it that Kathy is planning to repeat her ice bucket challenge by woman-spreading naked, in increments, - like a ball drop.

Posted by: Fritz at December 31, 2014 03:02 PM (dVmLD)

You know, I'm all for free speech but I'm starting to think that there are some limits that need to be enforced, like comments about Kathy Griffin "woman-spreading." No good can come from those types of comments ... NO GOOD!!!

Posted by: Slappy at December 31, 2014 03:06 PM (Am9Tn)

101 I was going to stay home anyway. Good thing, I guess.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 31, 2014 03:07 PM (2Ojst)

102 91 So, over/under on Sharpton being arrested for owing $4.5 mil in unpaid taxes in 2015?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 03:04 PM (FsuaD)

He'll see the light and turn himself in.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 03:07 PM (MQEz6)

103 @97 - if I were elected President the SOB would be in cuffs before my hand came off the Bible.

Posted by: JEM at December 31, 2014 03:07 PM (o+SC1)

104 Second, blacks commit crimes only because of police presence in their neighborhoods.

Ah. The Lord Vetinari theory of crime statistics.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 31, 2014 03:07 PM (kff5f)

105 From WZ, race baiters planning to disrupt the Superbowl. That ought to go well.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 31, 2014 03:07 PM (1cnJC)

106
According to the activist group First Night Against Police Violence Facebook page, protesters will meet at the Boston Public Library and to eventually join the Grand Processions Parade of floats. Demonstrators are also planning to stage a mass die-in.

Hey, if you want to lie around amid frozen vomit and piss slushies, go for it.

"Boston Police Commissioner William Evans indicated he is
worried this may upset many of the children gathered to take part in the
event"

Boston Strong (tm)


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 31, 2014 03:07 PM (kdS6q)

107 Stupid Hippies.

Posted by: Running Hobo at December 31, 2014 03:07 PM (l1oyw)

108 He'll see the light and turn himself in.

He'll save himself by becoming a FBI informant. Wait ...

Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 03:08 PM (rwI+c)

109 105
From WZ, race baiters planning to disrupt the Superbowl.



I'm sure the riot will be a "healthy" one.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 03:08 PM (FsuaD)

110 well, hopefully, the suberpowl will be in a red state where the elected leaders aren't subservient to ANSWER. That is, gas 'em, then cuff 'em and stuff 'em.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at December 31, 2014 03:08 PM (AszP5)

111 "Unarmed" is really more of a state of mind.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 31, 2014 03:09 PM (8ZskC)

112 You call that a riot?!?

Posted by: British Soccer Hooligans at December 31, 2014 03:09 PM (rwI+c)

113 Kathy is gonna repeat her Anderson Cooper drunken bejer, too.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 31, 2014 03:09 PM (ojfYH)

114 NO NEW YEAR UNDER THIS OLD SYSTEM!

I agree that we shouldn't let these people into the new year. Just strangle 'em now & save yourselves the trouble.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at December 31, 2014 03:09 PM (MbqmP)

115 So, over/under on Sharpton being arrested for owing $4.5 mil in unpaid taxes in 2015?

Al's just keepin it real. What are you, a racisss?

Posted by: tu3031 at December 31, 2014 03:10 PM (i0wGQ)

116 "Unarmed" is really more of a state of mind.

Like the group that beat up the two officers the other day. No "weapons" just hands and feet..... Did some pretty major damage to the two Cops..... Not a hate crime though....

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at December 31, 2014 03:10 PM (Bn6aD)

117 The media are our enemy. They are the Propaganda Ministry wholly owned and controlled by the demo/communist party and the ubama regime, dedicated to the overthrow of America and civilization.

Posted by: Erowmero at December 31, 2014 03:10 PM (go5uR)

118 BTW resisting arrest is the new unarmed.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at December 31, 2014 03:11 PM (AszP5)

119 BTW resisting arrest is the new unarmed.

You noticed that too?

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at December 31, 2014 03:12 PM (Bn6aD)

120 Carl Dix is a senior member of the Revolutionary Communist Party which was founded and headed by a guy named Bob Avakian. Avakian was a member of the Students for a Democratic Society (SDS) and the Black Panthers.

Avakian ran for the position of National Secretary of the SDS back in the late 60's but was beaten out from one of the leaders of a competing faction of the SDS, Mark Rudd of the Weathermen.

Rudd was in SDS while he was at Columbia with his close friend Bill Ayers.

There are many easily found connections between the people doing all this shit. If we had an even remotely honest msm this is the stuff they would be focusing on, not some silly as 10 minute speech that a Congressman gave 12 years ago.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2014 03:12 PM (g1DWB)

121 First Night Against Police Violence Facebook page, protesters will meet at the Boston Public Library

Yeah, right. Like they know where the library is.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 31, 2014 03:12 PM (hLydF)

122 117
The media are our enemy. They are the Propaganda Ministry wholly owned
and controlled by the demo/communist party and the ubama regime,
dedicated to the overthrow of America and civilization.



It'll be fun to watch the Sony hackers go after them. Imagine the comedy gold in e-mails from Mika, Rachel Madcow, Spittle Boy, Anderson Cooper, et al. And can't forget Shep.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 03:13 PM (FsuaD)

123 I am so glad I don't live in NYC or Boston. Or St Louis. Or any other bastion of Democratic rule. You know push is gonna come to shove before this is over and some innocent folks are gonna get hurt. I only hope that when that happens, come what may, people like De Blaso, Sharpton and Holder and the JEF are held accountable.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 31, 2014 03:13 PM (2El4P)

124 106

Boston Strong (tm)

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 31, 2014 03:07 PM (kdS6q)

Yeah, "Boston Strong." Two guys with a couple of guns are loose on the streets of Boston and they shut down the whole city, with people being forced to stay in their own houses. What an embarrassment. And I say this as someone who spent a lot of time in Boston for work and for pleasure when I lived in southern NH, which was the vast majority of my life, so I'm not automatically anti-Boston. It's actually one of my favorite cities for a lot of different reasons.

Posted by: Slappy at December 31, 2014 03:13 PM (Am9Tn)

125 As crowded as Times Square will be, if anything sets off a panic there, the crush of people trying to escape it will kill hundreds.

Posted by: Havedash at December 31, 2014 03:13 PM (G1XMn)

126 Yeah, right. Like they know where the library is.

I'll help.

Posted by: Google at December 31, 2014 03:13 PM (rwI+c)

127 Dana Loesch and Beck both seem convinced there should have been a charge of manslaughter in the Garner case. I think maybe possibly, but probably not.

But the real issue is those two Dana/Beck are so insistent ... Dana was tweeting like ... don't complain about Obamacare if you don't agree with me on this (forget her exact gripe on that). Beck states he doesn't know all the evidence, and doesn't know what grand jury saw ... but still knows for sure there should have been at least a manslaughter charge.

"Stu" is more on the side of the cops.

Beck's bunch puts out some good stuff at times, but goes off the rails at times too. Sometimes he seems to think he's prophesying for God or something, other times he's a capitalist getting rich off the "pledge our lives and sacred honor" bravado.

I can be against cop public unions and rogue cops, and still not want anarchy, or federal control of local police departments. If there is a broader Serpico style problem, it probably has more to do with the underworld than racism.

Posted by: Illiniwek at December 31, 2014 03:14 PM (+/zkf)

128 2014 can suck ostrich eggs and walrus balz.

If I had any hope 2015 was going to be any better, I would say I'm so glad we're heading into a new year, but gosh, I don't know how anyone could think that.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 31, 2014 03:14 PM (TOk1P)

129 >>He'll see the light and turn himself in.

Yep. Right after he pays that former cop who sued him (and won) for falsely accusing him of kidnapping Tawanna Brawley


Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2014 03:14 PM (ABcz/)

130 120 Carl Dix is a senior member of the Revolutionary Communist Party which was founded and headed by a guy named Bob Avakian. Avakian was a member of the Students for a Democratic Society (SDS) and the Black Panthers.

Avakian ran for the position of National Secretary of the SDS back in the late 60's but was beaten out from one of the leaders of a competing faction of the SDS, Mark Rudd of the Weathermen.

Rudd was in SDS while he was at Columbia with his close friend Bill Ayers.

There are many easily found connections between the people doing all this shit. If we had an even remotely honest msm this is the stuff they would be focusing on, not some silly as 10 minute speech that a Congressman gave 12 years ago.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2014 03:12 PM (g1DWB)

The distinction is only in the rolls they play.

They are all on the same team.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 03:14 PM (MQEz6)

131 From WZ, race baiters planning to disrupt the Superbowl. That ought to go well.

They are aware that the Superbowl is in Arizona this year, yes? And that Arizona is a very gun friendly state?

There simply is not enough popcorn.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 31, 2014 03:15 PM (kff5f)

132 So where is Al Sharpton going to be while his supporters try to bust up NYE festivities in major cities-attending a watch night service praising Jesus and praying for peace?/sarc

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2014 03:15 PM (Dj3AB)

133 Push hard enough, dumbasses, and you will end up with police deathsquads like Argentina.

Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 03:15 PM (rwI+c)

134 Hide your Bosnians!

Posted by: Sharkman at December 31, 2014 03:16 PM (TySU4)

135 Oooo, idea for a new app: GoogleRiot. It automates the time consuming process of organizing the looting, burning, and pillaging. Sets the meet up location, picks out a cause du jure, prints signs, etc.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 31, 2014 03:16 PM (ojfYH)

136 >>>No good can come from those types of comments ... NO GOOD!!!<<<

I'm with you, chum, but you can't deny the 2014 somber sights of inevitability.

preview.tinyurl.com/q74kwqj

Posted by: Fritz at December 31, 2014 03:16 PM (dVmLD)

137 129 Yep. Right after he pays that former cop who sued him (and won) for falsely accusing him of kidnapping Tawanna Brawley




Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2014 03:14 PM (ABcz/)

That ruling against him has already been paid by a couple of his rich cronies. Brawley is the one who hasn't paid off yet. She has been moving from State to State changing her name to void them.

Posted by: Vic at December 31, 2014 03:17 PM (u9gzs)

138 Where is our CHOCOLATE JESUS to save us?

Posted by: Dick Headroom at December 31, 2014 03:17 PM (0lHLj)

139 123 -

For what it's worth, I think the likelihood of any big explosions (literal or figurative) here in St. Louis is pretty low.

Little bombs? Sure. But we have them every night anyway. Every day another kid gets shot in a drive-by, or some drunk kills an innocent family.

I don't see how that is any less tragic than a thug getting plugged by a cop, but obviously I wouldn't understand such things.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 31, 2014 03:17 PM (TOk1P)

140 For those of you who are going out tonight... good luck. You're going to need it.

For those staying in, secure in the knowledge that nothing changes on January 1st, so there is no real reason to "celebrate" anything, I raise my glass and toast you.

/perhaps we can have a "Happy 2015" thread and a "Bag Humbug" thread tonight?

Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at December 31, 2014 03:17 PM (LeFwz)

141 113 Kathy is gonna repeat her Anderson Cooper drunken bejer, too.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 31, 2014 03:09 PM (ojfYH)

Has anyone every seen Kathy Griffin and Carrot Top in the same room at the same time? They especially look alike when Griffin doesn't put on make-up or fix up her hair (and believe me, she ABSOLUTELY needs to do both those things in order to look presentable). The whole thing freaks me out, man.

Posted by: Slappy at December 31, 2014 03:18 PM (Am9Tn)

142 30
We can't breathe!

Posted by: Ole Miss at December 31, 2014 02:53 PM (Ks4nX)


Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!

Posted by: Ole Miss Rebel at December 31, 2014 03:18 PM (0FSuD)

143 Oh and I might add that ending the sanctions on Cuba and normalizing relations with them was always a goal of the radical left back to the days when Bill Ayers grandfather was their lawyer in the post-Castro revolutionary days.

None of this stuff is happening in a vacuum.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2014 03:18 PM (g1DWB)

144 >>That ruling against him has already been paid by a couple of his rich cronies.

Ugh, hadn't seen that.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2014 03:18 PM (ABcz/)

145
I guess the tea party will actually have to get violent to get any love from CNN.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 31, 2014 03:19 PM (Qs8ZN)

146 144 >>That ruling against him has already been paid by a couple of his rich cronies.

Ugh, hadn't seen that.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2014 03:18 PM (ABcz/)

They haven't paid his taxes though.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 03:19 PM (MQEz6)

147 TCU hasn't scored since Ace put up this new post.

Why does Ace hate the Big 12 so much?

Posted by: filbert at December 31, 2014 03:19 PM (h6Mpm)

148 Oh please please please try to disrupt the Daytona 500. Epic beatdowns would ensue.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2014 03:19 PM (KFdZd)

149 I rarely go out anyway on New Years Eve...Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at December 31, 2014 02:49 PM (Bn6aD)***********I did times square NYEve one time. It was really cold....I think that means I'm allowed to stay in and watch netflix now. And apparently they've got a fake ring in the new years thing for kids that you can run anytime you want to!

Posted by: Lea at December 31, 2014 03:20 PM (lIU4e)

150 138 - here ya go:

http://tinyurl.com/nzr9kzj

Posted by: OK, thanks, bye. at December 31, 2014 03:20 PM (ucB75)

151
Now I'm trying to imagine Condoleezza Rice participating in an orgy of hookers and blow.







Posted by: Country Singer


lol, yeah, maybe I was indulging in a little hyperbole.

It's still a lousy system that seems rife for abuse and for arbitrarily excluding potentially worthy teams, which is what the inclusion of the computer component of the BCS was supposed to help address. This method is not an improvement.

Plus, Condi is a very smart woman that I respect, but how exactly is she an authority on gauging college football teams?

Posted by: T. Jeff. at December 31, 2014 03:20 PM (/Ho8c)

152 146 They haven't paid his taxes though.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 03:19 PM (MQEz6)

That requires action by the DOJ which will never happen.

Posted by: Vic at December 31, 2014 03:20 PM (u9gzs)

153 30 We can't breathe!
Posted by: Ole Miss at December 31, 2014 02:53 PM (Ks4nX)

---

good one

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 31, 2014 03:21 PM (A98Xu)

154 Took the kid and cousins to Dave and Busters yesterday. My son pointed out a dude wearing a black "I Can't Breath" hoodie.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2014 03:21 PM (ABcz/)

155 Anderson Cooper, et al. And can't forget Shep.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 03:13 PM (FsuaD)



I imagine emails between Cooper and Shep read like Penthouse Letters, the Rainbow Edition.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 03:22 PM (nL0sw)

156 The dipshits are planning to have a Die In at the Philadelphia Mummers parade tomorrow. For the 99 percent of you who have never heard of this event, it's basically a parade of working class white dudes, a plurality of whom dress up in feathers and wigs, who drink themselves into oblivion. They march in groups, the largest has about 400 people. If there is going to be a mass curb-stomping of these "protesters", it will be here.

Posted by: Biff Boffo at December 31, 2014 03:23 PM (8wPsx)

157 remember the days before ESPN ruined bowl season...

Posted by: brak at December 31, 2014 03:23 PM (Tj+s6)

158 I Can't Read!

Posted by: johnd01 at December 31, 2014 03:23 PM (ukNFU)

159 Gotta love that headline at Drudge, hackers threatening to do the msm what they did to Sony.

Now that would be interesting.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2014 03:23 PM (g1DWB)

160 Took the kid and cousins to Dave and Busters yesterday. My son pointed out a dude wearing a black "I Can't Breath" hoodie.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2014 03:21 PM (ABcz/)

-----

**ponders the economical viability of "Please Dont Breed" hoodies....

Posted by: fixerupper at December 31, 2014 03:23 PM (NaV4z)

161 Sadly, it was a mistake not to have quietly murdered all the SDS leaders in the last decades when the West looked ascendant. A bug is a bug is a bug. They need to be stomped and their eggsacs squished.

Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 03:23 PM (rwI+c)

162 First Night Against Police Violence Facebook page, protesters will meet at the Boston Public Library

Now in the old days, when my Father in Law was a Boston TPF cop, they would bring in the mounted unit to the location three or four hours earlier, let them graze in the location, unload to their heart's content and then watch the hilarity ensue when the hippies showed up for their "die in".
Unfortunately, there's no more TPF, no more mounted unit, and the touchy/ feely commissioner wouldn't be able to tear another rotator cuff patting himself on the back for the great job he did respecting the protestors "rights".

Posted by: tu3031 at December 31, 2014 03:23 PM (i0wGQ)

163 I'm staying in my nice warm house.
I was invited to a party, but hate loud, obnoxious drunks. My friend told me that party will be full of them. He doesn't drink & can't imagine him putting up with them either.

Posted by: Carol at December 31, 2014 03:23 PM (sj3Ax)

164 I did times square NYEve one time. It was really cold....I think that means I'm allowed to stay in and watch netflix now. And apparently they've got a fake ring in the new years thing for kids that you can run anytime you want to!

Posted by: Lea at December 31, 2014 03:20 PM (lIU4e)


I've been to Times Square, but not on New Years Eve. One question for you that I've always wondered about - what do you do if you are in the middle of that mass of people and you have to go the restroom?

Posted by: Havedash at December 31, 2014 03:24 PM (G1XMn)

165 "It was such an interesting thing to watch because the narrative given by the accomplice (shot in the back, hands up don't shoot) was rushed into the media."

I suspect that the massive holes in dear Dorian's recounting of events were a key reason why the Ferguson grand jury decided it was a "no-bill cause".

Especially entertaining was Dorian's claim that the Gentle Giant couldn't possibly have attacked officer Wilson because, dontcha know, both of Big Mike's hands were chock full of multiple boxes of (stolen by strong-arm robbery) cigarillos. How's a guy supposed to throw a punch in that situmacation? Can't, like, happen, man.

Then on the other hand there's the video of Big Mike leaving the store with one (1) handful of cigarillos in one huge hand, and the other empty hand clearly visible picking up the diminutive shopkeeper and hurling him into the display racks. Then the same empty hand balling up into a fist to threaten the storekeeper further.

Oh, and Dorian in his sworn testimony, before being pressed on the point, described said acts of robbery and battery thus: "We went to the store to get cigarillos." That's it! The entire sequence of violent criminality at the store? Elided entirely from his version of events.

The Scheme Team certainly did themselves no favors by putting Dorian up front as a star witness. Just as they blew up the Zimmerman case with their reliance upon Rachel Jeantel as the star.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 31, 2014 03:24 PM (noWW6)

166 "but hate loud, obnoxious drunks."


But, you come here, Carol?




Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 31, 2014 03:24 PM (D6PHF)

167 If there is going to be a mass curb-stomping of these "protesters", it will be here.

There is (I suspect) a not inconsiderable segment of the population who would purchase tickets to view such an exhibition.

Posted by: filbert at December 31, 2014 03:25 PM (h6Mpm)

168 For those of you who are going out tonight... good luck. You're going to need it.

Unless you're going to a major city why would you need luck? No doubt there are people who attend festivities at the their neighbors who live a mile away and there will always a chance that something may happen, buy you could run into a deer on a perfectly sunny day at 9:00 in the morning and that would be the end of your time on earth.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2014 03:25 PM (Dj3AB)

169 One question for you that I've always wondered about - what do you do if you are in the middle of that mass of people and you have to go the restroom?

----

Depends...

Posted by: fixerupper at December 31, 2014 03:25 PM (NaV4z)

170 I haven't been out on New Year's Eve in years. It's Amateur Night. St. Patrick's Day is the other one.

I'll just sit home, drink champagne, and watch streaming video of the riots.

Posted by: rickl at December 31, 2014 03:26 PM (zoehZ)

171 169>> heh!! ISWYDWT

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 31, 2014 03:27 PM (2El4P)

172
158
I Can't Read!





Posted by: johnd01 at December 31, 2014 03:23 PM (ukNFU)

Well then......






http://tinyurl.com/6sbmzu3

Posted by: Ole Miss Rebel at December 31, 2014 03:27 PM (0FSuD)

173
TCU definitely making a statement they should have been in playoff.


As for Condi, she seems to be a big college football fan and I think some knowledgeable fans should be on the committee representing us, instead of just coaches, players and journalists.

Without firm playoff rules, there will always be a least a couple of times with a gripe.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 31, 2014 03:27 PM (Qs8ZN)

174 Yeah, this is the one night I DO NOT go out. Will do something with friends this weekend or so.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 31, 2014 03:28 PM (D6PHF)

175 off rebel sock

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 31, 2014 03:28 PM (0FSuD)

176 "Right after he pays that former cop who sued him (and won) for falsely accusing him of kidnapping Tawanna Brawley"

Not one of the cops. It was assistant DA Steven Pagones.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 31, 2014 03:28 PM (noWW6)

177
Depends...

Posted by: fixerupper at December 31, 2014 03:25 PM (NaV4z)


Frozen...nice. No thanks.

Posted by: Havedash at December 31, 2014 03:29 PM (G1XMn)

178 164

I've been to Times Square, but not on New Years Eve. One question for you that I've always wondered about - what do you do if you are in the middle of that mass of people and you have to go the restroom?

Posted by: Havedash at December 31, 2014 03:24 PM (G1XMn)

Depending on your specific needs, a cork and clothes pin will do the trick.

Posted by: Slappy at December 31, 2014 03:29 PM (Am9Tn)

179 Oh, just learned that the roast beast is for tonight, appetizers for during tomorrow's Bowl games. Win/win.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 31, 2014 03:29 PM (2cS/G)

180 Took the kid and cousins to Dave and Busters yesterday. My son pointed out a dude wearing a black "I Can't Breath" hoodie.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2014 03:21 PM (ABcz/)


Was it actually spelled that way?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 31, 2014 03:29 PM (W5DcG)

181 There goes the shutout!

Posted by: filbert at December 31, 2014 03:30 PM (h6Mpm)

182
BRASSTOWN, N.C. (AP) For most of the past 20 years, a live animal has been used in a small North Carolina town's annual New Year's Eve Possum Drop. But this year, following challenges from People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, the organizer says he'll no longer use a live possum.

The Brasstown event involves enclosing an opossum in a tinsel-covered plastic box and lowering it to the ground at midnight, then releasing the animal. PETA says the lights, noise and crowd can harm an possum's nerves and health.

A judge ruled earlier this month that organizer Clay Logan could use a live opossum if he got a state permit. But Logan says he didn't have time. Logan says instead he'll use a road-kill opossum or pot of possum stew.

http://tinyurl.com/poklx93

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 31, 2014 03:30 PM (kdS6q)

183

When a name Al Shapton
Tried to take da police on
He called his gangs to war
With the forces of da law.....


Aaaaheeeee heard my mama cry........

Posted by: Paper Lace at December 31, 2014 03:31 PM (NaV4z)

184 173 -

It will be interesting to see what happens in the playoff games. I could certainly see huge, lopsided wins by Oregon and Alabama (I seriously doubt the opposite would be possible), and then everyone can start arguing about how arbitrary it was to decide who got the slots.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 31, 2014 03:31 PM (TOk1P)

185 Clay Logan could use a live opossum if he got a
state permit. But Logan says he didn't have time. Logan says instead
he'll use a road-kill opossum or pot of possum stew.

http://tinyurl.com/poklx93


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix


Thank you, Clay Logan, for reinforcing the world's stereotype of Southerners. Just what we needed.

Posted by: T. Jeff. at December 31, 2014 03:32 PM (/Ho8c)

186 There goes the shutout!

I would have kicked the FG last possession, and then played 4-down for the 4th quarter.

Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 03:32 PM (rwI+c)

187 >>Was it actually spelled that way?

Uh, no, that's my typo....Not that I spent too much time looking at the guy. Figured any guy who was looking to make a political statement at a frickin arcade for kids was someone to steer clear of.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2014 03:32 PM (ABcz/)

188 I can't lead!

Posted by: Barack at December 31, 2014 03:33 PM (+ta1E)

189 but hate loud, obnoxious drunks.

-
That's a microaggression.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 31, 2014 03:33 PM (ZUx8E)

190 You know what would be awesome? If one year Casey Fossum dropped the opossum.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 31, 2014 03:33 PM (2cS/G)

191 My father taught me to always know who's around you when driving. Many years ago on NYE we were on way home from party in south shore city & I always ended up driving, we were on Tobin Bridge & I looked in rear view mirror & saw car speeding & then spin out of control. I was fast & got my car out of the way.

Since then I've chosen to stay home on this night.

Thank God my father taught me to watch who is around me. I still glance in rear view mirror.

Isn't it time to retire these protests? Police can't get violent & knock a few out because that will add more fuel to the flame.
Arrest every single one.

Disrupt Super Bowl is also planned. What a bunch of idiots. Religious leaders are going to lead that one, per WZ.

Posted by: Carol at December 31, 2014 03:33 PM (sj3Ax)

192 A possum's basically a big rat. Will eat anything up to and including shit.


Would not ever eat one.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 31, 2014 03:33 PM (D6PHF)

193 Thugs gotta thug.

Posted by: --- at December 31, 2014 03:34 PM (MMC8r)

194 Possum is a gray meat. You have to catch it alive and feed it corn for a week or so to cleanse it.

Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 03:35 PM (rwI+c)

195 This game is out of hand. Go back to the TCU cheerleaders. They are purty.

Posted by: puddleglum not at work at December 31, 2014 03:35 PM (NUKUA)

196 192 -

Some people keep them as pets. Nastiest critters on dry land, as far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 31, 2014 03:35 PM (TOk1P)

197 I have to go downtown tonight for a gig.
I am sorry I took it. I don't need the money.
Maybe I am just bored.

Posted by: navybrat at December 31, 2014 03:35 PM (JgC5a)

198 Possum is a gray meat. You have to catch it alive and feed it corn for a week or so to cleanse it.
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 03:35 PM (rwI+c)



Distributed Horde Knowledge. Is there anything it can't do?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at December 31, 2014 03:36 PM (mf5HN)

199 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 31, 2014 03:30 PM (kdS6q)

How about in total silence and complete darkness they slowly lower a live possum onto the face of a PETA member?

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 03:36 PM (MQEz6)

200 Ricardo,
I can't hear you!!

Posted by: Carol at December 31, 2014 03:37 PM (sj3Ax)

201 199 How about in total silence and complete darkness they slowly lower a live possum onto the face of a PETA member?

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 03:36 PM (MQEz6)

At the next fur coat protest lower a live bob cat to their face.

Posted by: Vic at December 31, 2014 03:37 PM (u9gzs)

202 Disrupt Super Bowl is also planned. What a bunch of idiots.

I wonder if we shouldn't be looking for ways of subtly encouraging lunacy such as this. Sort of a reverse-gaslighting.

Posted by: filbert at December 31, 2014 03:37 PM (h6Mpm)

203 Supposed to be snowing/sleeting in the DFW area, so I will not be out in these idiots.

Which is a good thing as I don't think I would be able to refrain from hitting them with an inanimate object.

Posted by: © Sponge at December 31, 2014 03:38 PM (lvDK5)

204 How about in total silence and complete darkness they slowly lower a live honey badger onto the face of a PETA member?

FIFY

Posted by: Old Blue at December 31, 2014 03:38 PM (vVSOO)

205 Supposed to be snowing/sleeting in the DFW area, so I will not be out in these idiots.



Which is a good thing as I don't think I would be able to refrain from hitting them with an inanimate object.

Posted by: © Sponge at December 31, 2014 03:38 PM (lvDK5)

206 194>> Possum is a gray meat. You have to catch it alive and feed it corn for a week or so to cleanse it.

Why you gotta cleanse it before you throw it away? You're not suggesting that you eat it right? I suppose the next thing you'll saybis that armadillos can be made tasty too...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 31, 2014 03:38 PM (2El4P)

207 "I can't hear you!!"



Hello, Carol.



Do I need to do a Garrett Morris?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 31, 2014 03:38 PM (D6PHF)

208 Oops....sorry for the double post.....

Posted by: Sponge at December 31, 2014 03:39 PM (lvDK5)

209 194 Possum is a gray meat. You have to catch it alive and feed it corn for a week or so to cleanse it.

Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 03:35 PM (rwI+c)

Is there any time outside of a nuclear or zombie apocalypse that causes a severe food shortage when one will NEED to eat a possum? Because those are pretty much the only scenarios when I would eat possum.

Posted by: Slappy at December 31, 2014 03:39 PM (Am9Tn)

210 I hate people who abuse animals but PETA is insane and should be give no credence what-so-ever. It is a sign what idiot fascists we have running the country that would require anyone to get a permit because of PETA.

Posted by: Vic at December 31, 2014 03:39 PM (u9gzs)

211 I suppose the next thing you'll saybis that armadillos can be made tasty too...

----

We call those "possums on the half shell"....

Posted by: fixerupper at December 31, 2014 03:39 PM (NaV4z)

212
A possum's basically a big rat. Will eat anything up to and including shit. Would not ever eat one.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill




Even in the fancy eatin' room?

http://youtu.be/8g_LkfsIuFw?t=30s

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 31, 2014 03:40 PM (kdS6q)

213 From what I've seen (never been to Times Square on NYE), the city has neat little cordoned-off squares of standing space. everyone entering these areas are subject to search. I thin (again, just going by what I've read), there are porta-potties around, but if you leave your zone you can't get back in. Looking at Earth Cam, there is already a large crowd up there. Hoping everyone stays safe.

Posted by: Biff Boffo at December 31, 2014 03:40 PM (8wPsx)

214 What are those big, ol' water rats the Cajuns eat? Nutria?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 03:41 PM (FsuaD)

215 NYPD: The other white meat.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 31, 2014 03:41 PM (smuws)

216 Big city folks aren't going to like it as the blue flu progresses. Criminals and rioters want to act with impunity. The media agrees. The cops in NY are letting them slide on the small stuff, if they start letting them slide on more serious crimes, it's going to get ugly.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 31, 2014 03:41 PM (pBsHH)

217 "
I suppose the next thing you'll saybis that armadillos can be made tasty too..."


I once saw a Mexican guy take a chain saw to an armadillo and cut it like a spiral ham.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 31, 2014 03:41 PM (D6PHF)

218 194
Possum is a gray meat. You have to catch it alive and feed it corn for a week or so to cleanse it.

Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 03:35 PM (rwI+c)

Soak in a brine for a week. Par boil it. Glaze it and cook.
Give to homeless shelter, take deduction.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 31, 2014 03:41 PM (0FSuD)

219 Is there any time outside of a nuclear or zombie apocalypse that causes a severe food shortage when one will NEED to eat a possum? Because those are pretty much the only scenarios when I would eat possum.

Posted by: Slappy at December 31, 2014 03:39 PM (Am9Tn)



Yeah, but if you hunt them and miss your shot at one you might become an oil tycoon.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 03:41 PM (nL0sw)

220 "business as usual in Amerikkka includes wanton police murder of Black people"

*by Black people*

Posted by: FTFY at December 31, 2014 03:42 PM (Qgr71)

221 Jeb Bush will not appear at Steve King January summit. Jeb is apparently going to run on commie core & other things that won't go over well at Steve King's Summit.

Posted by: Carol at December 31, 2014 03:42 PM (sj3Ax)

222 Along those same lines, I'm pretty sure that you can't get within about 2 miles of whichever stadium is hosting the Super Bowl without a ticket or credential of some sort.

Posted by: Biff Boffo at December 31, 2014 03:42 PM (8wPsx)

223 218>> BAM! Good thinkin. I'm sure no one would complain.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 31, 2014 03:42 PM (2El4P)

224 If I have a weeks worth of corn and a possum I'm eating the corn and setting the possum free.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2014 03:42 PM (g1DWB)

225 Funny how their litany of evil cops never include the black cop that shot to death an unarmed white guy recently. Its almost as if they don't actually give a damn about police abuse of power or bad shootings, but have some other agenda in mind. Hmm I wonder what that could be?

SQUIRREL!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 31, 2014 03:43 PM (39g3+)

226 BTW, dinner conversation somehow turned to the Pope, who, in one of his directives, declared that capybyra could be eaten during Lent.
Basically converted a marsh mammal into a fish, with the stroke of a pen.

Posted by: navybrat at December 31, 2014 03:43 PM (JgC5a)

227 Oh and by the way, you don't want to catch a possum live. They are mean as shit and I have NEVER heard of anyone feeding a possum anything but a 22LR to the head.



Someone is smoking dope.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 31, 2014 03:43 PM (0FSuD)

228
the next thing you'll say is that armadillos can be made tasty too...
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead




Armadillo une Croute avec Lepre'

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 31, 2014 03:43 PM (kdS6q)

229 What are those big, ol' water rats the Cajuns eat? Nutria?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 03:41 PM (FsuaD)



Never heard of them eating them, just hunting and trapping for the fur (old days) and the bounty (present day).

Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 03:43 PM (nL0sw)

230 Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 03:41 PM (nL0sw)

And up from the ground came a-bubblin' crude
Oil, that is
Texas tea

Posted by: Meremortal at December 31, 2014 03:43 PM (pBsHH)

231 Country Singer,
That was funny!

Posted by: Carol at December 31, 2014 03:43 PM (sj3Ax)

232
Damnit, are none of the playoff games going to be on network tv?

Posted by: Lea at December 31, 2014 03:44 PM (lIU4e)

233 219

Yeah, but if you hunt them and miss your shot at one you might become an oil tycoon.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 03:41 PM (nL0sw)

Listen to this person, Slappy. They know what they speak of.

Posted by: Jed Clampett at December 31, 2014 03:44 PM (Am9Tn)

234 Aww, Ol Miss scored. I was hoping for a shut out.

Posted by: Lauren at December 31, 2014 03:45 PM (MYCIw)

235 I put the skank back in skank-biscuit.

Posted by: Kathy Griffen at December 31, 2014 03:45 PM (TaO1J)

236 Oh and by the way, you don't want to catch a possum live. They are mean as shit and I have NEVER heard of anyone feeding a possum anything but a 22LR to the head.



Someone is smoking dope.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 31, 2014 03:43 PM (0FSuD)


http://youtu.be/EFT3h4JBSq4

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at December 31, 2014 03:45 PM (MbqmP)

237 I don't believe there's anything Andrew Zimmern won't eat. I can't even watch a promo of his show on the Travel Channel without gagging.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 03:45 PM (FsuaD)

238 I've been to Times Square, but not on New Years Eve. One question for you that I've always wondered about - what do you do if you are in the middle of that mass of people and you have to go the restroom?Posted by: Havedash at December 31, 2014 03:24 PM (G1XMn)I honestly don't remember and I was thinking about this just the other day! The main thing I remember is 1. it was cold and 2. the train ride back to my friends parents house in long island was hilarious. People using money to roll joints, falling over drunk, etc...

Posted by: Lea at December 31, 2014 03:46 PM (lIU4e)

239 And here I was expecting the normal rape/murder New Year's.

You know, like in the good old days.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 31, 2014 03:46 PM (oFCZn)

240 Aww, Ol Miss scored. I was hoping for a shut out.

So was TCU, they put their starters back in on defense, leading 42-0. I'd have kicked it too.

Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 03:46 PM (rwI+c)

241 @232- welcome to my world Lea.
Last cfb game I get to watch this year,,, Missouri vs Minnesota. Hoopty freaking do.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 31, 2014 03:46 PM (XHihg)

242 234
Aww, Ol Miss scored. I was hoping for a shut out.




H8tr!!1111!!!!!

Posted by: Sheppy Smith at December 31, 2014 03:46 PM (FsuaD)

243 "Boston Police Commissioner William Evans indicated he is
worried this may upset many of the children gathered to take part in the
event"


The new mayor doesn't sound like he wants to put up with their shit. We shall see.

Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2014 03:47 PM (Ua6T/)

244 " I can't even watch a promo of his show on the Travel Channel without gagging."



Agree. Some things, minus apocalypse and burning times starvation, should not get eaten.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 31, 2014 03:47 PM (D6PHF)

245 Thousands of people have signed a Change.org petition asking Target to replace its in-store ads for "Annie" apparel.

Some of the ads show a white girl wearing a $29.99 red dress available in Target's "Annie for Target" collection. In the "Annie" remake currently in theaters, Annie is played by Quvenzhané Wallis, who is black.

The Change.org petitioners are asking Target (TGT) to remove the ads and apologize to Wallis.

"These grossly misleading ads are adding to the divide and does (sic.) not give young African American girls aspiring to become actors anything to be optimistic about," the petition reads.

"Girls from a variety of backgrounds were featured within the campaign, reflecting that anyone can embody the spirit and character of Annie," Thomas said.

... so much for diversity

Posted by: Malcolm X at December 31, 2014 03:47 PM (e8kgV)

246 Aww, Ol Miss scored. I was hoping for a shut out.

Posted by: Lauren at December 31, 2014 03:45 PM (MYCIw)



Me too; I wanted OM to feel as bad as possible about giving Bucky Freezus a raise to 4.5mil a year.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 03:47 PM (nL0sw)

247 Is there a trick to getting space after you've quoted somebody? I always think I have left enough space but clearly not...

Posted by: Lea - See you next year at December 31, 2014 03:48 PM (lIU4e)

248 "You know, like in the good old days."


Ah. For a good old fashioned rape/murder New Year's like mom use to make.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 31, 2014 03:48 PM (D6PHF)

249 I have a fridge full of beer and a cabinet bursting with liquor, yet absolutely no desire to drink.

::hangs head in shame::

Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 31, 2014 03:48 PM (KH1sk)

250 232
Damnit, are none of the playoff games going to be on network tv


Thank ESPN for that. Also seems like there's less games on NYD than there used to be.

Posted by: brak at December 31, 2014 03:48 PM (Tj+s6)

251 Has anyone seen the GA Tech - GA Downfall video? I tried to link it here, but Tiny URL couldn't handle the ridiculously long link.

It's funny as hell.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 03:49 PM (FsuaD)

252 Shut up, Lou Holthpphhh. ND did not "destroy" LSU's defense.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 03:49 PM (nL0sw)

253 I'd have left mostly starters in the entire game. Filtered back ups in a couple at a time to get some "bowl time."
Bite my backside committee.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 31, 2014 03:50 PM (XHihg)

254
"But Logan says he didn't have time. Logan says instead he'll use a road-kill opossum or pot of possum stew."

They should use this stray cat that someone found.

http://tinyurl.com/6txya3v

Posted by: torquewrench at December 31, 2014 03:50 PM (noWW6)

255 Lou has a soft spot for ND, on his head.

Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 03:50 PM (rwI+c)

256 Oh and by the way, you don't want to catch a possum live. They are mean as shit and I have NEVER heard of anyone feeding a possum anything but a 22LR to the head.

I caught a couple, or probably the same one twice, in a Have-A-Heart. I pointed it at the woods, opened it and stepped waa-aaaay back.

Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2014 03:51 PM (Ua6T/)

257 I had a big bad-ass possum come aggressively at me once. He didn't fare too well against a po-boy's shovel.

Posted by: Fritz at December 31, 2014 03:51 PM (dVmLD)

258 Re.; Opposum Box Drop


PETA says the lights, noise and crowd can harm an possum's nerves and health.



1st world problems. 3rd world would eat him.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2014 03:51 PM (KaYBn)

259
"PETA says the lights, noise and crowd can harm an possum's nerves and health."

Said by idiots who have never seen a possom.


"Logan says instead he'll use a road-kill opossum or pot of possum stew."

Hilarious and the most southern response ever.

Posted by: Lea - See you next year at December 31, 2014 03:51 PM (lIU4e)

260 I think I'm just gonna stay in and racially target, rape, and murder myself.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 31, 2014 03:52 PM (ojfYH)

261 "These grossly misleading ads are adding to the divide and does (sic.)
not give young African American girls aspiring to become actors anything
to be optimistic about," the petition reads.


Um, up until this movie Annie of the comic strip, Broadway shows, and previous movie have been White. So why is it now Target's responsibility to boost child actress' self-esteem.....?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2014 03:52 PM (ABcz/)

262 I'd enjoy dropping a sack of live squirrels into a NYE crowd.

Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 03:52 PM (rwI+c)

263 Um, up until this movie Annie of the comic strip, Broadway shows, and previous movie have been White

and had no eyes.

Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 03:53 PM (rwI+c)

264 @236

I've caught possums live in my back yard, I then kill them.



Never heard anyone keeping one and feeding it. Calling total horse shit on that.



They stink, they are mean as shit and THEY SHIT.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 31, 2014 03:53 PM (0FSuD)

265 Bush declined Steve King's Summit but Huckabee is going!
Howie Carr just mentioned Huck likes to eat squirells! I remember that from 2008.

Posted by: Carol at December 31, 2014 03:53 PM (sj3Ax)

266 Heh. GA Tech/GA Downfall video:

http://tinyurl.com/nkbaxeo

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 03:53 PM (FsuaD)

267 262
I'd enjoy dropping a sack of live squirrels into a NYE crowd.

Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 03:52 PM (rwI+c)
------Heheh. I'd pay to see that. A large sack.

Posted by: Old Blue at December 31, 2014 03:53 PM (vVSOO)

268 I'd enjoy dropping a sack of live squirrels into a NYE crowd.

Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 03:52 PM (rwI+c)



Works great at church.

http://youtu.be/K16fG1sDagU

Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 03:53 PM (nL0sw)

269 "
I think I'm just gonna stay in and racially target, rape, and murder myself."


Nice.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 31, 2014 03:53 PM (D6PHF)

270 Ah. The Lord Vetinari theory of crime statistics.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 31, 2014 03:07 PM (kff5f)

Well played, Sir.

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 31, 2014 03:54 PM (fL/7/)

271 OG Amercan Celtic,
Don't kill yourself!

Posted by: Carol at December 31, 2014 03:54 PM (sj3Ax)

272 STAY WARM, STAY HOME.

(get drunk)

Posted by: some guy at December 31, 2014 03:54 PM (q177U)

273 I think I'm just gonna stay in and racially target, rape, and murder myself.

Don't forget to *breathe*

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2014 03:55 PM (ABcz/)

274 Obama thinks he can romance Cuba. He wants to romance Iran. You know, he tried to romance Putin and he got date raped.

Posted by: #WarOnMyn at December 31, 2014 03:55 PM (e8kgV)

275 I think I'm just gonna stay in and racially target, rape, and murder myself.
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 31, 2014 03:52 PM (ojfYH)


La petite mort?

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at December 31, 2014 03:56 PM (MbqmP)

276 Toby, video might be more entertaining if you turned em loose in AtC's stompy boot closet.

Just be two states, western sized states, away when watching.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 31, 2014 03:56 PM (XHihg)

277 I caught a couple, or probably the same one twice, in a Have-A-Heart. I pointed it at the woods, opened it and stepped waa-aaaay back.



Bark worse than bite. I raised 22 at one time from bottle fed to release. (from two seperate road kill moms) Never once got bit from a possum.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2014 03:56 PM (KaYBn)

278 Staying home and oiling and polishing my 12 gauge.

Posted by: Roy at December 31, 2014 03:56 PM (fWLrt)

279 OG Celtic American,
You got me so nervous about murdering yourself I reversed your name.

Posted by: Carol at December 31, 2014 03:56 PM (sj3Ax)

280 Rickb, you win the redneck award.

Posted by: Lauren at December 31, 2014 03:57 PM (MYCIw)

281 *shoves white socks and a Blue Ribbon beer through usb port for Rickb*

Posted by: Old Blue at December 31, 2014 03:58 PM (vVSOO)

282 My Boykin Spanel, now dead, use to tree opossum in our back yard. She had what I call a possum bark. I knew I would have to get up and kill the damn thing before she tore it to pieces.


They stink, but after a quick slap against a brick wall, they calm down. I think she treed over 20. I live in the middle of CLT in one of the nicest area. They are fucking everywhere. One of my neighbors, BA CEO, killed 38.


No one feeds a fucking possum.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 31, 2014 03:59 PM (0FSuD)

283

280 Rickb, you win the redneck award.
Posted by: Lauren at December 31, 2014 03:57 PM (MYCIw)

Close, but he didn't try to breast feed them first.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 03:59 PM (MQEz6)

284 All Hail Eris,
It's barely four o'clock. Give yourself time.

Posted by: Carol at December 31, 2014 04:00 PM (sj3Ax)

285 Speaking of which, is it early enough to start drinking?

Posted by: Old Blue at December 31, 2014 04:00 PM (vVSOO)

286 Rickb, you win the redneck award.



I was volunteering as a wildlife rehabber from 2000 - 2009. Raised possoms, skunks, squirrels, (them shits bite), bobcats. Dealt with hawks, owls, and eagles too.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2014 04:00 PM (KaYBn)

287 Speaking of which, is it early enough to start drinking?
Posted by: Old Blue at December 31, 2014 04:00 PM (vVSOO)


YES!

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at December 31, 2014 04:00 PM (MbqmP)

288 241@232- welcome to my world Lea.
Last cfb game I get to watch this year,,, Missouri vs Minnesota. Hoopty freaking do.Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 31, 2014 03:46 PM (XHihg)------I usually go to my parents to watch their cable (and eat black eyed peas and cornbread of course) but it might sleet and they live 30 miles away and people in arkansas can't drive.

Posted by: Lea - See you next year at December 31, 2014 04:00 PM (lIU4e)

289 @277

I guess you can feed them if they are little. I once had a squirrel like that, but catching one and feeding it corn?



Nah, urban legend.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 31, 2014 04:01 PM (0FSuD)

290 "Staying home and oiling and polishing my 12 gauge."

Polishing the furniture on a 1941 Mosin 91/30 using Renaissance Wax.
As recommended by another Moron, right here.
Stuff works nice.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 31, 2014 04:02 PM (Kr/1Z)

291 Knew a lady once who fed neighborhood cats and had a pet door. She didn't connect this with the possom that hung out in the area until she turned around one day to pick up a sandwich on her bed and found the possom had wandered in, hung out under the bed, then gone for the tasty morsel she'd clearly left out for it...

She was online at the time. I have it on good authority people in four time zones jumped clear out of their skins from the scream...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Warlord of the Western Wastes at December 31, 2014 04:02 PM (m9V0o)

292 s there a trick to getting space after you've quoted somebody? I always think I have left enough space but clearly not...

-
Pixie giveth and Pixie taketh away. (Or is that "away taketh"?)

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 31, 2014 04:02 PM (EH8dt)

293 277-Hand raised possum can be really sweet-the Fort Worth zoo had one in the petting area that would cuddle. Granted this was years ago when you could feed the hippos and the elephants (the elephant would stick it's trunk through the cage and tap the heads of children. It was amazing.) But in the wild? I wouldn't mess with them.

We are staying in tonight, eating crack dip (chicken chili cheese dip) and Martinelli's Sparkling cider, and watching Fringe on Netflix. Because we are all old fogies-including my 19 and 21 year old kids.

Posted by: Moki at December 31, 2014 04:02 PM (bAB8f)

294 Wait, I'm scrolling through the comments and I need to raptor toby?

Sure, why not.

*releases the Ravage*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at December 31, 2014 04:03 PM (mf5HN)

295
Is there a trick to getting space after you've quoted somebody? I always think I have left enough space but clearly not...

Posted by: Lea - See you next year at December 31, 2014 03:48 PM (lIU4e)









Put your spaces in the comment box first, then paste your quote at the top. Works every time.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2014 04:03 PM (TIIx5)

296 I guess you can feed them if they are little. I once had a squirrel like that, but catching one and feeding it corn?

Nah, urban legend.



Yeah. Getting them as babies is much easier. They'll grow up "tolerating" you.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2014 04:03 PM (KaYBn)

297 Nice! Arizona Wildcats doing a pregame haka.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 04:03 PM (nL0sw)

298
Aren't plans afoot tonight for a fat ball of suet to be slowly lowered in Times Square instead of the traditional lighted ball?

Rumor has it that self-confessed, unindicted child molester Lena Dunham is said ball of suet for this new tradition.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 31, 2014 04:03 PM (bWFHa)

299 One night I swerved to avoid hitting a possum, hit the curb, bent a rim, got a flat. Had to buy a new rim.

Noted to self: Next time, *hit* the f*cker.

Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at December 31, 2014 04:04 PM (rhjQp)

300 catching one and feeding it corn?



Nah, urban legend.


No, you catch 'em, kill 'em, & stuff 'em with cow manure. Coat 'em with cow manure too, then throw 'em in a camp fire. When the outer layer of manure turns black & hard as a rock, you break it off, slit the opossum open, scoop out the manure inside; then toss the opossum in the trash & eat the manure.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at December 31, 2014 04:04 PM (MbqmP)

301 Actor Edward Herrman rolls under the door just before it closes.

RIP, dude.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 04:04 PM (MQEz6)

302 Lucky thing I stocked up on popcorn.

A healthy, safe, and happy New Year to the Horde !
(which of course includes Ace, the cob-loggers, & Pixy)

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 31, 2014 04:04 PM (go6ud)

303 BA CEO, killed 38.

No one feeds a fucking possum.
Posted by: Nip
---------------

Had to be Hugh McColl..., I don't believe Ken Lewis would have the spunk..., but perhaps I am wrong.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, twirling a pencil at December 31, 2014 04:04 PM (F2IAQ)

304 Wait, I'm scrolling through the comments and I need to raptor toby?

Sure, why not.

*releases the Ravage*



I protest, Your Grace. Though no doubt my innocence merely adds piquant to your pleasure.

Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 04:05 PM (rwI+c)

305 *releases the Ravage*
Ooohhhh. Goes and gets beer and popcorn!

Posted by: Old Blue at December 31, 2014 04:05 PM (vVSOO)

306 "Noted to self: Next time, *hit* the f*cker."


Heh.


There's always another one to take it's place.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 31, 2014 04:05 PM (D6PHF)

307 This discussion is about the Brasstown Possum-drop, right?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, twirling a pencil at December 31, 2014 04:06 PM (F2IAQ)

308 Good thing raptors can't twist a door knob.

Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 04:06 PM (rwI+c)

309
301 Actor Edward Herrman rolls under the door just before it closes.

RIP, dude.
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 04:04 PM (MQEz6)


I liked him in Overboard and he narrated innumerable shows for The History Channel. RIP

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 31, 2014 04:06 PM (bWFHa)

310
Ten years ago today...

[I was gonna mention a few things Ace was discussing on this day in 2004, but as I was reading I got depressed and annoyed. So forget it.]

Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at December 31, 2014 04:06 PM (haxo2)

311 Well I'd sure help ya out on the cornbread Lea.
The black eyed peas,, not so much.
And I'm turning down bowl parties because, shingles.
But I refuse to pay $80-100/mo for cable and internet.
I know, 1-800-old-guyt

Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 31, 2014 04:07 PM (XHihg)

312 I'd pay good money to see a possum drop over Times Square.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 04:07 PM (FsuaD)

313 "Edward Herrman"


Awe, damn. Always liked that guy.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 31, 2014 04:07 PM (D6PHF)

314 I protest, Your Grace. Though no doubt my innocence merely adds piquant to your pleasure.
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 04:05 PM (rwI+c)



*taps chin*

In the spirit of benevolence for which I am well known, I shall rescind your raptoring.

In completely and totally unrelated news, lemme go get BC for um. Reasons. Is why. I'm going to get him.

brb

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at December 31, 2014 04:07 PM (mf5HN)

315 309
301 Actor Edward Herrman rolls under the door just before it closes.

RIP, dude.
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 04:04 PM (MQEz6)

I liked him in Overboard and he narrated innumerable shows for The History Channel. RIP

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 31, 2014 04:06 PM (bWFHa)

Big Chief vampire in the Lost Boys.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 04:07 PM (MQEz6)

316 Loud obnoxious people waving signs and making noise in order to disrupt a New Year's Celebration.



What a plan.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Learn Rantin', Ravin', and Ragetwitchin' at the Outrage Outlet! at December 31, 2014 04:07 PM (g+akU)

317 I'd pay good money to see a possum drop over Times Square.
Posted by: Jane
---------------

So would I. But, I'm thinking a WKRP-style thing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, twirling a pencil at December 31, 2014 04:08 PM (F2IAQ)

318 It's amateur night.

Posted by: wth at December 31, 2014 04:08 PM (wAQA5)

319 In completely and totally unrelated news, lemme go get BC for um. Reasons. Is why. I'm going to get him.



brb

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at December 31, 2014 04:07 PM (mf5HN)


*heads for pantry to get popcorn*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 04:08 PM (FsuaD)

320 Possums are not of this world. They are alien invaders. I've seen galaxies worth of them lying dead on the roadside, maybe a dozen that were actually alive. My theory is that they arrive from the Marsupia Nebula, scouting out landing strips for the Mother Ship, and are inexorably drawn to highways, where they are dispatched by Michelin/Bridgestone, thus preventing their takeover of Earth.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 31, 2014 04:08 PM (2cS/G)

321
Put your spaces in the comment box first, then paste your quote at the top. Works every time. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2014 04:03 PM (TIIx5)

******
Thanks. Testing...

Content? I got nothing. Except I can confirm that possums are mean. Also, I rescued a baby squirrell from my cat once and it let me pet it and pick it up and then everyone at work told me I had rabies.

Posted by: Lea - See you next year at December 31, 2014 04:09 PM (lIU4e)

322 Hey, man, cut us some slack, 'kay? After all, what are we SUPPOSED to report on, now that they found that d*mn plane, already?

Posted by: CNN Management at December 31, 2014 04:09 PM (sCHw2)

323 Yessss! The sinecure of Keeper of Her Grace's Lingerie shall soon be mine.

Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 04:09 PM (rwI+c)

324 In completely and totally unrelated news, lemme go get BC for um. Reasons. Is why. I'm going to get him.

You have him in a gimp suit, don't you?

Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2014 04:09 PM (Ua6T/)

325 And by possum drop over Times Square, of course I mean hundreds of them.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 04:09 PM (FsuaD)

326
Possums have an extremely short life span -- 2 to 4 years -- and that isn't figuring vehicular traffic into the equation.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 31, 2014 04:09 PM (bWFHa)

327 My theory on why all this protest shit hasn't died down yet: they (the commies) see their window closing, so they have to go all out now. The midterms forced them to accelerate their timeline. Had Ds held the Senate, we wouldn't still be seeing this shit.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 04:09 PM (nL0sw)

328 It's amateur night.
Posted by: wth
-------------

It has been ever since we lost Guy Lombardo

Posted by: Mike Hammer, twirling a pencil at December 31, 2014 04:10 PM (F2IAQ)

329
Had a possum get into my bedroom one summer. Left the sliding glass door to the bedroom open while I took some laundry out one night. Came back in and went to bed. About 20 min later I heard him shuffling around under my desk. Scared the shit out of me when I shined the flashlight under there.

Took about an hour of leaving the slider open with me in another room before he decided to leave.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2014 04:10 PM (TIIx5)

330 "I Think I'll Just Stay Here and Drink" is going to be my anthem for the New Year. Just kidding, I'm going bowling on an Army installation. I am almost positive there will be no disruptions.

Posted by: no good deed at December 31, 2014 04:10 PM (w3a0Z)

331 You have him in a gimp suit, don't you?
Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2014 04:09 PM (Ua6T/)



*shifty eyes*

No.

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at December 31, 2014 04:10 PM (mf5HN)

332 I heard the sound of thousands of souls crying out. Who called for me?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 04:10 PM (w+fJL)

Posted by: Police Air-Banner at December 31, 2014 04:10 PM (sCHw2)

334 "powerful, beautiful, necessary outpourings...." PREENING FUCKS

Posted by: steelydave at December 31, 2014 04:10 PM (QfYNs)

335 It has been ever since we lost Guy Lombardo

Aye. There was a man who could drink.

Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 04:10 PM (rwI+c)

336 It's once again time for that annual event - boarding up the storefront windows along the Rose Parade Route!

Posted by: junior at December 31, 2014 04:10 PM (UWFpX)

337 Yep. It was all toby's fault. His idea and everything.
**now if I only knew how to make that whistling, innocent emoticon thingy**

Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 31, 2014 04:11 PM (XHihg)

338 @227 I had a possum ("an opossum") in a live trap and had need to dispatch him.

I loaded my Ruger Convertible Six with Aguila Super Calibri quieted rounds, and shot him in the head. He snarled at me and made that possum-face. I shot him in the head six times, and he was still making that face.

I know an old Kentucky-Tennessee borderer who used to hunt for all his food. Asked about it, he said their brain is too small for a head shot to kill them.

I bought a drowning barrel not long after that.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 31, 2014 04:11 PM (xq1UY)

339 326
Possums have an extremely short life span -- 2 to 4 years -- and that isn't figuring vehicular traffic into the equation.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 31, 2014 04:09 PM (bWFHa)

They've been popping out new ones for 100 million years.

They have laughed at SMOD.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 04:11 PM (MQEz6)

340 Here in Slovannah, they're "urging" everyone not to fire their weapons in the air at midnight.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 04:11 PM (FsuaD)

341 I heard the sound of thousands of souls crying out. Who called for me?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 04:10 PM (w+fJL)



Hi!

*releases Ravage at you*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at December 31, 2014 04:12 PM (mf5HN)

342 Yep. It was all toby's fault. His idea and everything. **now if I only knew how to make that whistling, innocent emoticon thingy**


?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2014 04:12 PM (KaYBn)

343
312 I'd pay good money to see a possum drop over Times Square.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 04:07 PM (FsuaD)


You and me both!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 31, 2014 04:12 PM (bWFHa)

344 I heard the sound of thousands of souls crying out. Who called for me?
Posted by: BC
--------------

Hmm. I *did* feel a disturbance..., I just assumed it was the oatmeal I had for breakfast.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, twirling a pencil at December 31, 2014 04:12 PM (F2IAQ)

345 CNN, our backs are turned to YOU!

Posted by: NYPD Air-Banner at December 31, 2014 04:12 PM (sCHw2)

346 Hi!

*releases Ravage at you*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at December 31, 2014 04:12 PM (mf5HN)



What the....!?!?! Dammit Polly, Get Off Me. I don't have any of the Raptor treats you like!

The fuck?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 04:13 PM (w+fJL)

347
He snarled at me and made that possum-face. I shot him in the head six times, and he was still making that face.

This is a most excellent string of words, in a literary sense. Well done.

Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at December 31, 2014 04:13 PM (haxo2)

348 In the spirit of benevolence for which I am well known

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at December 31, 2014 04:07 PM (mf5HN)








HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHA!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2014 04:13 PM (TIIx5)

349 You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, possum-kabobs, possum creole, possum gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple possum, lemon possum, coconut possum, pepper possum, possum soup, possum stew, possum salad, possum and potatoes, possum burger, possum sandwich. That- that's about it.

Posted by: Bubba at December 31, 2014 04:14 PM (MMC8r)

350 I loaded my Ruger Convertible Six with Aguila Super Calibri quieted rounds, and shot him in the head. He snarled at me and made that possum-face. I shot him in the head six times, and he was still making that face.



Anything that starts with less than .357 is useless.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2014 04:14 PM (KaYBn)

351 I'd love some moron to release a couple of possums right up Kathy Griffin's cooter. On live TV.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 04:14 PM (FsuaD)

352 I bought a drowning barrel not long after that.
Posted by: Stringer
-------------

* note to self: stay off of stringer's property *

Posted by: A Possum at December 31, 2014 04:14 PM (F2IAQ)

353 Barrel.

Posted by: --- at December 31, 2014 04:14 PM (MMC8r)

354 Don't turn your back on Don Lemon.

Posted by: wth at December 31, 2014 04:14 PM (wAQA5)

355 And into the Barrel goes IllTempered Cur!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at December 31, 2014 04:14 PM (mf5HN)

356 Whoa!
Blow out!

Posted by: A Possum at December 31, 2014 04:14 PM (F2IAQ)

357
Ah shit.

I know.

Barrel.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2014 04:14 PM (TIIx5)

358 "I'd pay good money to see a possum drop over Times Square."

Yes. Hundreds of them. WKRP style.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 31, 2014 04:14 PM (go6ud)

359 Is it me, or did the blog just transform into Lena Dunham's ass?

Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 04:14 PM (nL0sw)

360
340 Here in Slovannah, they're "urging" everyone not to fire their weapons in the air at midnight.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 04:11 PM (FsuaD)


Heard the same thing on the radio for Philly just a few minutes ago.

Why should tonight be different than any other night?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 31, 2014 04:14 PM (bWFHa)

361 The widening.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 04:14 PM (FsuaD)

362 Oh shit.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 31, 2014 04:15 PM (D6PHF)

363
This place just ballooned up more than Hammerin' Hank Kissinger

Whodunnit?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 31, 2014 04:15 PM (bWFHa)

364 What the....!?!?! Dammit Polly, Get Off Me. I don't have any of the Raptor treats you like!

The fuck?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 04:13 PM (w+fJL)



Well, I raptored toby who then proclaimed his innocence and I had to raptor *someone*.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at December 31, 2014 04:15 PM (mf5HN)

365 Make sure there are no rabid possums in the barrel. And while you're in there, feel free to take down the Christmas decorations.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 04:16 PM (FsuaD)

366 My wish for New Year's: Russia nukes leftist NYC, earthquake causes leftist California to slide into Pacific Ocean. Only conservatives in both places amazingly are rescued and survive......

Posted by: Micky Shwarma at December 31, 2014 04:16 PM (sCHw2)

367 The actual fuck

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 04:16 PM (w+fJL)

368 For 2015, AoSHQ is Cinemascope

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 31, 2014 04:16 PM (8ZskC)

369 Anyone else humming Possum Kingdom now?

Posted by: Lauren at December 31, 2014 04:16 PM (MYCIw)

370 This is why we can't have nice things.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 04:16 PM (FsuaD)

371 Here in Slovannah, they're "urging" everyone not to fire their weapons in the air at midnight.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 04:11 PM (FsuaD)



Damn, I forgot to buy some Dragon's Breath for my shotgun. Oh well, next year.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 04:16 PM (nL0sw)

372 Does anyone know what president obama and michelle will be doing on this new years eve?

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein From Brattleboro,VT at December 31, 2014 04:16 PM (Sd++4)

373 Finally, enough room to whip this out.

Posted by: Bill Cosby at December 31, 2014 04:17 PM (8ZskC)

374

I heard AoS is going 1080i widescreen in 2015.

Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at December 31, 2014 04:17 PM (haxo2)

375
Gimme a minute and I'll get set to do a Triple Lindy into the Barrel.

*turns on webcam*

*dons Speedo*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2014 04:17 PM (TIIx5)

376 "
Anyone else humming Possum Kingdom now?"



We use to have a cabin on the lake there.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 31, 2014 04:17 PM (D6PHF)

377 Whoa! My eyes just tried to go two different directions at once. IllTemperedCur to the barrel. Stat!

Posted by: Old Blue at December 31, 2014 04:17 PM (vVSOO)

378 Does this thread make my a$$ look big?

Posted by: Kim Kardashian at December 31, 2014 04:17 PM (ABcz/)

379
Does anyone know what president obama and michelle will be doing on this new years eve?

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein From Brattleboro,VT at December 31, 2014 04:16 PM (Sd++4)


Not each other. That's for sure

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 31, 2014 04:17 PM (1Jaio)

380 372
Does anyone know what president obama and michelle will be doing on this new years eve?



I personally don't give a possum's ass, but this thread is as wide as Mooch's butt.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 04:17 PM (FsuaD)

381 Well, I raptored toby who then proclaimed his innocence and I had to raptor *someone*.

Or as my mother used to say, "That's for all of the ones you got away with."

Posted by: no good deed at December 31, 2014 04:18 PM (w3a0Z)

382 Well, I raptored toby who then proclaimed his innocence and I had to raptor *someone*.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at December 31, 2014 04:15 PM (mf5HN)




So you picked me. Yeah, that seems about right.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 04:18 PM (w+fJL)

383 Ummm. Seriously. The hell?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 04:18 PM (FsuaD)

384 "
Does this thread make my a$$ look big?"


No, Sweety, I like your ass just the way it is.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 31, 2014 04:18 PM (D6PHF)

385
365 Make sure there are no rabid possums in the barrel. And while you're in there, feel free to take down the Christmas decorations.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 04:16 PM (FsuaD)


Wear gloves when you're removing the "artificial snow"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 31, 2014 04:19 PM (bWFHa)

386 Well, now I am, Lauren.

Posted by: no good deed at December 31, 2014 04:19 PM (w3a0Z)

387 Didn't The Captain & Tennille do a song, Possum Love or some such?

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 31, 2014 04:19 PM (ojfYH)

388 Last cfb game I get to watch this year,,, Missouri vs Minnesota. Hoopty freaking do.
Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 31, 2014 03:46 PM (XHihg) Some of us are really looking forward to MN being in a New Years Day bowl game for the first time since 1967...

Posted by: zeera at December 31, 2014 04:19 PM (wHdtB)

389 "Anyone else humming Possum Kingdom now?"



No. But I have a Possom Lodge earworm going.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2014 04:19 PM (KaYBn)

390 Just wait until the femynist harridans find out about Blogspreading

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 31, 2014 04:19 PM (8ZskC)

391 "Well, now I am, Lauren"

muahahaha

Posted by: Lauren at December 31, 2014 04:20 PM (MYCIw)

392 You know, when a newbie pulls that stupid stunt it's bad enough, but someone whose been around a good long time,, the barrel is too good for ya.

Love each other fellow babies.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 31, 2014 04:20 PM (XHihg)

393 Didn't The Captain & Tennille do a song, Possum Love or some such?



Muskrat Love.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2014 04:20 PM (KaYBn)

394
*peruses inside of Barrel*

How about that. I didn't know you could use that for Christmas tree garland. Messy though.

Quick, call Martha Stewart.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2014 04:21 PM (TIIx5)

395 Clogginstien pull your bulbous head out of Obama's ass.

Posted by: Dick Headroom at December 31, 2014 04:21 PM (0lHLj)

396 If you shot him six times either, you missed or your ammo sucked. I shot a raccoon three times with that sub sonic 22LR. He laughed at me.



One shot of yellow jacket 22LR hollow points and he stopped laughing.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 31, 2014 04:21 PM (0FSuD)

397 Didn't The Captain & Tennille do a song, Possum Love or some such?

No. Horsefucking.

Posted by: Andrew Mendoza and His Bucket at December 31, 2014 04:21 PM (8ZskC)

398 Well, the pumpkin pie isn't going to make itself.

Someone please fix the blog.

bbl

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 04:21 PM (FsuaD)

399 So you picked me. Yeah, that seems about right.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 04:18 PM (w+fJL)



Well, I thought so.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at December 31, 2014 04:21 PM (mf5HN)

400 Now this is why I pay for cardboard-level membership !
Panavision & Cinemascope all rolled into one !

Woot !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 31, 2014 04:21 PM (go6ud)

401 Edward Herrmann's father was the great composer Bernard Herrmann.
For my money, one of the leading talents of XX Cent.

Edward Herrmann was a car guy, and drove an Auburn Speedster.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 31, 2014 04:21 PM (xq1UY)

402 Who broke the blog? I was gone for 10 minutes, and you kidz couldn't keep your dirty cotten-pickin hands from destroying something nice.

Shame, shame on all of yous.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 31, 2014 04:21 PM (TOk1P)

403
Binging and purging is an old Peruvian custom for celebrating New Year's...

...or so I'm told

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 31, 2014 04:21 PM (bWFHa)

404
Does this thread make my a$$ look big?
Posted by: Kim Kardashian at December 31, 2014 04:17 PM (ABcz/)
.....................
Why you're just all skin and bones, honey.

Posted by: Candy Crowley at December 31, 2014 04:22 PM (wAQA5)

405 Nevermind.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 31, 2014 04:22 PM (TOk1P)

406 Ahhhh.....


Where did Kimmy K's ass go...?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 31, 2014 04:22 PM (D6PHF)

407 So, the unruly mob ran the Spirit of the Season out of town.
Egypt sucks this time of year, but some still need to sit this out.

It is like the rest of the story, writ large. Lots of chattering.
Ride a damned camel all the way from Mesopotamia, only to turn back and deal with the riots.

Rest of the story. Watch out for the Romans.

Posted by: concerned american at December 31, 2014 04:22 PM (o/3Hk)

408 372
Does anyone know what president obama and michelle will be doing on this new years eve?

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein From Brattleboro,VT at December 31, 2014 04:16 PM (Sd++4)

My bet, Obama will doing a toke with Titcomb and a ho. Moochie will be with her mom eating shit she ordered in. The girls will be watching You Porn.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 31, 2014 04:23 PM (0FSuD)

409 *peruses inside of Barrel*

How about that. I didn't know you could use that for Christmas tree garland. Messy though.

Quick, call Martha Stewart.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2014 04:21 PM (TIIx5)



Obligatory picture of the Barrel Christmas tree.

http://bit.ly/1751lgU

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at December 31, 2014 04:23 PM (mf5HN)

410
You know, when a newbie pulls that stupid stunt it's bad enough, but someone whose been around a good long time,, the barrel is too good for ya.

Love each other fellow babies.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 31, 2014 04:20 PM (XHihg)






That's my first time in the Barrel in about 2 years. Y'all are messy.

I blame the noobs.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2014 04:23 PM (TIIx5)

411
That's my first time in the Barrel in about 2 years. Y'all are messy.

I blame the noobs.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2014 04:23 PM (TIIx5)


How's the smell?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 31, 2014 04:24 PM (bWFHa)

412 Well, I thought so.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at December 31, 2014 04:21 PM (mf5HN)



*finishes filling out the ASPCA contact card with AtC's info*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 04:24 PM (w+fJL)

413 I once shot a possum, just to watch him die.

Posted by: Zombie Johnny Cash at December 31, 2014 04:25 PM (0FSuD)

414
Does anyone know what president obama and michelle will be doing on this new years eve?
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein From Brattleboro,VT at December 31, 2014 04:16 PM (Sd++4)
...........................
Snorting coke and eating tamales, respectively?

Posted by: wth at December 31, 2014 04:26 PM (wAQA5)

415 Where the hell did everyone go???

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 04:26 PM (w+fJL)

416
Posted by: JackStraw

Yes. Iran came out and declared that the US should end its abuse of our black citizens. Pretty strange for a country that hangs people for being gay, stones women, etc.
The communists/fascists come out of the woodwork and people too stupid to understand this follow them like sheep and the media in large part exacerbates the situation.

Posted by: cheri at December 31, 2014 04:26 PM (oiNtH)

417 The Cup Song from Pitch Perfect, but with guns:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QtM7X0xYN8

Posted by: Ernst Blofeld at December 31, 2014 04:27 PM (Awb+1)

418 stupid fucked up blog time.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 04:27 PM (w+fJL)

419 I am disappointed in Cavuto. Just watch him interview two people on this $15/hr minimum wage, the so-called living wage. Union rep told one lie after another and he never called her on it once.


But Fox is "far right".

Posted by: Vic at December 31, 2014 04:27 PM (u9gzs)

420 How much corn do you have to feed a hippie before he's cleaned out enough to eat?

Asking for a neighbor.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 31, 2014 04:27 PM (ojfYH)

421 *finishes filling out the ASPCA contact card with AtC's info*
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 04:24 PM (w+fJL)



GAPES AND POINTS AND POINTS AND GAPES

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at December 31, 2014 04:29 PM (mf5HN)

422 420 How much corn do you have to feed a hippie before he's cleaned out enough to eat?

Asking for a neighbor.
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 31, 2014 04:27 PM (ojfYH)

Got a nice Chianti for Christmas, I see.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 04:29 PM (MQEz6)

423 "How much corn do you have to feed a hippie before he's cleaned out enough to eat? "

Start collecting the turds as soon as you start feeding it.
Continue to lay them end to end till you reach 27 feet of poop.

At that point, they should be cleaned out.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 31, 2014 04:29 PM (Kr/1Z)

424
It's bad TV to oppose populism -- it makes you appear to be against The People.

Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at December 31, 2014 04:30 PM (haxo2)

425 I'm going to try to take a nap.
See you all, in a way, later?

Posted by: Carol at December 31, 2014 04:30 PM (sj3Ax)

426 Who's opposing possumism?

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 31, 2014 04:30 PM (ojfYH)

427
How's the smell?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 31, 2014 04:24 PM (bWFHa)






I might just have to spite my face......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2014 04:31 PM (TIIx5)

428
426 Who's opposing possumism?
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 31, 2014 04:30 PM (ojfYH)


Those fuggin' eucalyptus-lovers, koalas

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 31, 2014 04:31 PM (bWFHa)

429 Funny stuff (and on topic)

Copied from Instapundit

Linky:

http://tinyurl.com/o6pnyda

Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after dark at December 31, 2014 04:32 PM (+1T7c)

430 The agitators say that we as a society shouldn't complain about some inconvenience to our lives caused by their rioting

Then they beg their professors to reschedule their mid term exams because studying for them is conflicting with their protesting activities

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2014 04:33 PM (GrXXa)

431 Where the hell did everyone go???
Posted by: BCochran1981


Huntin' possums.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after dark at December 31, 2014 04:33 PM (+1T7c)

432 GAPES AND POINTS AND POINTS AND GAPES
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at December 31, 2014 04:29 PM (mf5HN)



*types*

*deletes*


Hey, in a completely unrelated note, porn site BangBros has released a video titled "I Can't Breathe".

.....buahahahahahahahahahaha

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 04:34 PM (w+fJL)

433 I went to J school to make a difference (TM).

Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2014 04:34 PM (MDgS8)

434 Wabbit season.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 31, 2014 04:34 PM (Kr/1Z)

435 433!?!?!?


You poor dumb bastards have been here all day!

Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2014 04:35 PM (MDgS8)

436 The racial targeting, raping, and murdering can't come soon enough...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 31, 2014 04:36 PM (ojfYH)

437 "I'd love some moron to release a couple of possums right up Kathy Griffin's cooter."

There are some things even we won't do.

Posted by: Possums at December 31, 2014 04:38 PM (noWW6)

438 Hey, in a completely unrelated note, porn site BangBros has released a video titled "I Can't Breathe". .....buahahahahahahahahahaha
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 04:34 PM (w+fJL)


I'm surprised they didn't already have one.

Posted by: buzzion at December 31, 2014 04:38 PM (zt+N6)

439 Everyone's over at the new site.

Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2014 04:38 PM (MDgS8)

440 So is there going to be some sort of Horde "ball drop" at midnight tonight? And who will be our master/mistress of ceremonies?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 31, 2014 04:39 PM (KH1sk)

441 Did y'all see that schoolbus on Mars?

Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2014 04:39 PM (MDgS8)

442 440 So is there going to be some sort of Horde "ball drop" at midnight tonight? And who will be our master/mistress of ceremonies?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 31, 2014 04:39 PM (KH1sk)



You, missy, are still on probation with me.

*glares so hard*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 04:40 PM (w+fJL)

443 Hey, in a completely unrelated note, porn site BangBros has released a video titled "I Can't Breathe".

.....buahahahahahahahahahaha
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 04:34 PM (w+fJL)


Hams up! Don't squirt!

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at December 31, 2014 04:41 PM (MbqmP)

444
So is there going to be some sort of Horde "ball drop" at midnight tonight?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 31, 2014 04:39 PM (KH1sk)







Paging Butthead. Butthead to the white courtesy phone......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2014 04:41 PM (TIIx5)

445 Hey, in a completely unrelated note, porn site BangBros has released a video titled "I Can't Breathe". .....buahahahahahahahahahaha

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 04:34 PM (w+fJL)

BangBros? Never heard of it

Posted by: Charlie Gibson email to ABC News HR Dept at December 31, 2014 04:42 PM (GrXXa)

446 The agitators say that we as a society shouldn't complain about some inconvenience to our lives caused by their rioting



They haven't seen "inconvenience". Yet.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2014 04:42 PM (KaYBn)

447
At least 35 dead and 42 injured in Shanghai New Year's Eve stampede as thousands pack onto riverfront to watch light show





OK US protestors, there's your benchmark!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 31, 2014 04:42 PM (kdS6q)

448 So is there going to be some sort of Horde "ball drop" at midnight tonight?



Reminds me to get pudding cups.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2014 04:43 PM (KaYBn)

449 Boise State with a good start to blowing out Arizona.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 04:43 PM (nL0sw)

450 I'm going to a NY party tonight at a friends house who is a big Obumbles supporter. Not looking forward to it. I'm thinking of decorating (and wearing) my NRA hat with silver streamers just to annoy him.

Posted by: MTF at December 31, 2014 04:44 PM (AoLFQ)

451 BangBros? Never heard of it

Posted by: Charlie Gibson email to ABC News HR Dept at December 31, 2014 04:42 PM (GrXXa)



Liar

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 04:44 PM (w+fJL)

452 At least 35 dead and 42 injured in Shanghai New Year's Eve stampede as thousands pack onto riverfront to watch light show


OK US protestors, there's your benchmark!


77 people out of 1 billion?
Shit Status: Weak.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2014 04:44 PM (KaYBn)

453 Another mismatch shaping up 21-0 Boise.

Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 04:44 PM (rwI+c)

454 At least 35 dead and 42 injured in Shanghai New Year's Eve stampede as thousands pack onto riverfront to watch light show




GodblessallthempymiesdownNewGuinea

Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2014 04:45 PM (MDgS8)

455 452 At least 35 dead and 42 injured in Shanghai New Year's Eve stampede as thousands pack onto riverfront to watch light show


OK US protestors, there's your benchmark!


77 people out of 1 billion?
Shit Status: Weak.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2014 04:44 PM (KaYBn)

Talk about unlucky.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 04:45 PM (MQEz6)

456 I'm thinking of decorating (and wearing) my NRA hat with silver streamers just to annoy him.



With spent shells at the ends of the streamers.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2014 04:45 PM (KaYBn)

457
448 So is there going to be some sort of Horde "ball drop" at midnight tonight? Reminds me to get pudding cups.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2014 04:43 PM (KaYBn)


Actual Midnight, or blog time midnight?

Posted by: buzzion at December 31, 2014 04:46 PM (zt+N6)

458
I'm going to a NY party tonight at a friends house who is a big Obumbles supporter. Not looking forward to it. I'm thinking of decorating (and wearing) my NRA hat with silver streamers just to annoy him.

Posted by: MTF at December 31, 2014 04:44 PM (AoLFQ)









1 Tube of anchovy paste

Underside of various articles of furniture

Some assembly required

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2014 04:47 PM (TIIx5)

459 Foxfire books mention feeding out possums. And I've been told that the CCC boys brought possums with them to WA state.

Armenian friend says that nutria make the best barbecue. I haven't eaten any of these. Just passing it along.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 31, 2014 04:47 PM (Lqy/e)

460 You haven't seen a stampede till you've seen a Shanghai stampede.

Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2014 04:47 PM (MDgS8)

461
I was invited out tonight to a popular watering hole with bands, etc.Nope - not in the mood. Plus the police in this town stroll through the bars on NYE to see who seems to be drinking a lot so that they can follow them and bust them when they leave. Lovely.

I am going to do my usual which is drinking a bottle of wine in front of the TV, pass out by 11, wake up at 2am and go to bed.

Posted by: cheri at December 31, 2014 04:47 PM (oiNtH)

462 This Police Automaton was mentioned last night but didn't get enough play. http://is.gd/IZV1yw


I like the mob-beating flappers. Drive the disgruntled workers back into the factories.

Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 04:48 PM (rwI+c)

463 >>I'm thinking of decorating (and wearing) my NRA hat with silver streamers just to annoy him.

Shame you don't have this:

http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/unfairpark/2014/08 /rick_perry_mugshot_shirts.php

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2014 04:48 PM (ABcz/)

464 Actual Midnight, or blog time midnight?>>

One for each?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 31, 2014 04:49 PM (Mxs5H)

465 1 Tube of anchovy paste
Underside of various articles of furniture
Some assembly required



Raw shrimp in the curtain rods.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2014 04:49 PM (KaYBn)

466
You haven't seen a stampede till you've seen a Shanghai stampede.

Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2014 04:47 PM (MDgS







Pikers

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamaraat_Bridge

Posted by: Jamaraat Bridge at December 31, 2014 04:50 PM (TIIx5)

467 I have killed possums with one shot from a Ruger .22 lr, or runover from a B61 Mack. Both do the job but the Mack ruins them for stew.

Posted by: Erowmero at December 31, 2014 04:50 PM (go5uR)

468 450
I'm going to a NY party tonight at a friends house who is a big Obumbles
supporter. Not looking forward to it. I'm thinking of decorating (and
wearing) my NRA hat with silver streamers just to annoy him.

Posted by: MTF at December 31, 2014 04:44 PM (AoLFQ)


Is your friend's name "Jack"? If so, his wife (one of my SILs) HATES the NRA with the heat of a billion suns.

Mmmm....pumpkin pie in oven.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 04:51 PM (FsuaD)

469 I'll be in the house, doors shut and gun at close reach.

Hopefully if the wife goes into labor she'll do it in daytime.

(Seriously % chance that something bad happens around town tonight 1000%. No that's not a typo, that's certainty.)

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be bascially any day now! at December 31, 2014 04:51 PM (HDwDg)

470 Saw some pics and looks like some children got trampled in Shanghai.

Shit.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 04:52 PM (MQEz6)

471 Whatever,

Posted by: Twostellas at December 31, 2014 04:53 PM (sF0CB)

472 Is AtC still here? I want to know if Sandra Lee had a special Christmas tree this year.

Topping the silver one with the cougar or whatev under it would be hard to beat. Although, my favorite is still the one she hung all her cocktail glasses on.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 04:53 PM (FsuaD)

473 I find this Jamaraat bridge intriguing and would like to subscribe to its newsletter.

Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2014 04:54 PM (MDgS8)

474
(Seriously % chance that something bad happens around town tonight 1000%. No that's not a typo, that's certainty.)


Yikes, stay safe. What area are you around?

Posted by: CM at December 31, 2014 04:55 PM (0NdlF)

475 Going out for dinner at 6pm at the Prudential Center and getting the Hell out of the Back Bay before the ANSWER goons start hijacking the First Night festivities with their bullshit.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at December 31, 2014 04:55 PM (A1Dcl)

476 Sandra Lee's Kwanzaa Cake

There's nothing that could top that.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2014 04:55 PM (ABcz/)

477 Boise State with a good start to blowing out Arizona.

Phrasing.

Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2014 04:55 PM (Ua6T/)

478 At least 35 dead and 42 injured in Shanghai New Year's Eve stampede as thousands pack onto riverfront to watch light show

Statistical error.

Posted by: Paul Krugman at December 31, 2014 04:55 PM (b4b5c)

479 I made a Kwanzaa cake this year.

Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2014 04:55 PM (MDgS8)

480 Posted by: CM at December 31, 2014 04:55 PM (0NdlF)

I'm outside the 270 loop in St. Louis.

So chances anything comes this far out is small. But one can never be too safe.

I think anyone going down to Washington Ave (which has had problems for months before Fergusson) or Grand center is a freaking idiot.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be bascially any day now! at December 31, 2014 04:56 PM (HDwDg)

481 Sandra Lee's Kwanzaa Cake

Ironically: It's angel food.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 31, 2014 04:56 PM (b4b5c)

482 476
Sandra Lee's Kwanzaa Cake

There's nothing that could top that.



Is that the one covered in corn nuts? She's insane.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 04:57 PM (FsuaD)

483 351 I'd love some moron to release a couple of possums right up Kathy Griffin's cooter. On live TV.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 04:14 PM (FsuaD)

The worst part is the possums probably be an improvement for any desperate guys who actually willingly utilize that cooter.

Posted by: Jed Clampett at December 31, 2014 04:57 PM (Am9Tn)

484 429 Funny stuff (and on topic)

Copied from Instapundit

Linky:

http://tinyurl.com/o6pnyda
Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after dark at December 31, 2014 04:32 PM (+1T7c)



That was awesome.

Posted by: rickl at December 31, 2014 04:57 PM (zoehZ)

485 Be safe out there, peeps. Happy New Year to all!

Posted by: T. Jeff. at December 31, 2014 04:57 PM (/Ho8c)

486 I think anyone going down to Washington Ave (which has had problems for months before Fergusson) or Grand center is a freaking idiot.


Clarke Griswold territory.

Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2014 04:57 PM (MDgS8)

487 >>I made a Kwanzaa cake this year.
This one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we2iWTJqo98

It's the most perfectly ridiculous food for a ridiculous "holiday."

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2014 04:58 PM (ABcz/)

488 Crap, now I'm craving corn nuts...

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2014 04:59 PM (ABcz/)

489 I think anyone going down to Washington Ave (which has had problems for months before Fergusson) or Grand center is a freaking idiot.


Clarke Griswold territory.
Posted by: eleven



Was that there, or E. St. Louis?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2014 04:59 PM (KaYBn)

490 487
>>I made a Kwanzaa cake this year.
This one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we2iWTJqo98

It's the most perfectly ridiculous food for a ridiculous "holiday."



Gah. I'd forgotten about all the huge candles she rammed down the middle of it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 04:59 PM (FsuaD)

491 Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2014 04:57 PM (MDgS

As I understand it Ballpark Village is requiring tickets and hiring armed security, so that may be safe enough (but I'd rather be in Fortress TSR)

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be bascially any day now! at December 31, 2014 05:00 PM (HDwDg)

492 And yes....I would hit Kwanzaa Cake lady.



But I would bring my own food and drinks.

Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2014 05:00 PM (MDgS8)

493 Gah. I'd forgotten about all the huge candles she rammed down the middle of it.



lol....adds just the right touch doesn't it?

Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2014 05:01 PM (MDgS8)

494 >>But I would bring my own food and drinks.

Bet she has plenty of drinks on hand.
It's just that she probably has Gov. Cuomo on hand, too.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2014 05:01 PM (ABcz/)

495 Clarke Griswold territory.
Posted by: eleven



Was that there, or E. St. Louis?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2014 04:59 PM


Clark Griswold was in East StL.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 31, 2014 05:03 PM (6hrmc)

496 It's 33 degrees here in Manhattan.

Times Square NYE is typically a symphony of crowd control. Meaning they have 'pens' - interlocking steel barricades in which the 'lucky' revelers are confined.

The side streets are kept clear for emergency exits. This all starts very early, and the 'prime viewing areas' are closed off as they fill up.

There are no public restrooms. Once you're there, you're there. If you leave, there is no re-entry.

I am amazed that anyone even sets foot there.

Posted by: Aunt Ralph at December 31, 2014 05:03 PM (oUWvG)

497 PA gas taxes go up a dime a gallon tomorrow.
Hubby passed by the gas station and apparently there was some panic buying as they are out of regular

Posted by: votermom at December 31, 2014 05:04 PM (cbfNE)

498 372 Does anyone know what president obama and michelle will be doing on this new years eve?

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein From Brattleboro,VT at December 31, 2014 04:16 PM (Sd++4)

Big gas-inducing meal with our daughters later followed by a series of dutch ovens delivered by me to Michelle in bed while I hold the covers over her head. Michelle's struggle for fresh air really is the highlight of the holiday season for me.

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 31, 2014 05:04 PM (Am9Tn)

499 Big gas-inducing meal with our daughters later followed by a series of dutch ovens delivered by me to Michelle in bed while I hold the covers over her head. Michelle's struggle for fresh air really is the highlight of the holiday season for me.

Also the story of America.

Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 05:05 PM (rwI+c)

500 It's 33 degrees here in Manhattan.



34 in Dallas. Feel your pain.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2014 05:06 PM (KaYBn)

501 28 I love these guys.

They're speaking truth to a big sparkly ball.
Posted by: AmishDude at December 31, 2014 02:52 PM (L2xDv)

Nice image.

Posted by: m at December 31, 2014 05:07 PM (G891H)

502 Bone-chillin' 53 degrees here in Slovannah. Yesterday it was drizzly all day and miserable. Getting down in the 30's tonight.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 05:09 PM (FsuaD)

503 500
It's 33 degrees here in Manhattan.







34 in Dallas. Feel your pain.

No sympathy. The high here yesterday was one.freaking.degree. Broke a one hundred year record. Made it to 25 today.

Posted by: Old Blue at December 31, 2014 05:09 PM (vVSOO)

504 27 here in Denver, will get down to -3 overnight. Brrrrrrrrrr!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2014 05:09 PM (ABcz/)

505 It's 33 degrees here in Manhattan.



34 in Dallas. Feel your pain.

Ditto in SFW...and its gonna snow tomorrow before it turns into rain on Friday and Saturday.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 31, 2014 05:10 PM (60Vyp)

506 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 04:40 PM (w+fJL)
----------
What? What?! It's a legit question.

And I'm just generating turnover on the thread. Always thinking of others, I am.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 31, 2014 05:10 PM (KH1sk)

507 Lizzy, what was it last night? 19 below?

Posted by: Old Blue at December 31, 2014 05:10 PM (vVSOO)

508 Picture of Sandra Lee's infamous Cocktail Christmas tree:

http://tinyurl.com/pgmwz3z

This was also the ep with the giant, terrifying nutcrackers all over the house.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 05:11 PM (FsuaD)

509 It is presently 17F near Jaffrey, NH. The forecasted high tomorrow is 27F, but the windchill on top of Mt Monadnock will likely be well below 0.

Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2014 05:12 PM (Ua6T/)

510 LANSING, Mich. -- One of seven sites recently approved by the Michigan Historical Commission to receive historical markers includes a site where former terrorist-turned-professor Bill Ayers and the organization Students for a Democratic Society crafted the infamous "Port Huron Statement."

The Michigan Historical Commission, a branch of the state's Department of Natural Resources, approved seven new sites for historical markers this month, including a United Auto Workers camp outside of Port Huron in St. Clair County where the Students for a Democratic Society crafted their pro-communism manifesto known as the "Port Huron Statement" in June 1962, MLive.com reports.

The document was written by Thomas Hayden -- a 1960s counterculture radical and former husband of Jane Fonda -- as well as other SDS members like Ayers, who later founded the Weather Underground before turning to academia to become an education professor at the University of Illinois at Chicago.

Posted by: #FriendsOfBarry at December 31, 2014 05:12 PM (e8kgV)

511 Headin' toward the high-20s where I live in the SF Bay Area. For us, that is ridiculously cold. Maybe once or twice a year in especially cold years will it get that low. Some years, never at all.

Posted by: zombie at December 31, 2014 05:13 PM (K4YiS)

512 372 Does anyone know what president obama and michelle will be doing on this new years eve?


They're going to slip past security and go to a secluded area of the beach. After laying down the blanket, Barack is going to take Michelle's hand, escort her onto the blanket and motion her to sit down.

After half a bottle of champagne has been poured and enjoyed, Barack is going to reach into the picnic basket, taking out the baby oil. Michelle will laugh and shift uncomfortably as the oil is poured over her feet. Barack's hands will strongly massage the oil into her feet, teasingly moving up her leg.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 31, 2014 05:13 PM (AC0lD)

513 In a serious nation, Ayers would be a moldering corpse in a shallow grave like his hero Che.

Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 05:14 PM (rwI+c)

514 Halp us Globull Warmening! You're our only hope!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2014 05:15 PM (KaYBn)

515 And in related news:

http://tinyurl.com/lhbrepj

Carbon dioxide emissions help tropical rainforests grow faster: Study shows trees absorb more greenhouse gas than expected

In other words: Global Warming is GOOD for the biosphere and increases biodiversity and the sheer volume of living things!

In a sane world, the enviro-left should be protesting IN FAVOR of increaser carbon dioxide emissions. If they get what they want, the world will become comparatively barren and lifeless.

Posted by: zombie at December 31, 2014 05:15 PM (K4YiS)

516 >>Lizzy, what was it last night? 19 below?


Yep - a -19F measured at DIA.
Been freakin cold here!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2014 05:15 PM (ABcz/)

517 Global freezing is the most insidious aspect of global warming

Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2014 05:15 PM (MDgS8)

518 The AdAMan club has hiked up Pikes Peak to set off their fireworks. I'm guessing it is pretty chilly up there.

Posted by: Ronster at December 31, 2014 05:16 PM (9vrWU)

519
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 31, 2014 05:13 PM (AC0lD)

Isn't it dinner time on the East Coast?

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 05:16 PM (MQEz6)

520 Isn't it dinner time on the East Coast?

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 05:16 PM (MQEz6)



Almost.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 05:17 PM (w+fJL)

521 Global freezing is the most insidious aspect of global warming>>>

It is always coldest before the warm like they say.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 31, 2014 05:17 PM (Mxs5H)

522 Posted by: zombie at December 31, 2014 05:15 PM (K4YiS)

Don't get me started.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 05:18 PM (MQEz6)

523
CNN's right. I'm ready to protest this racist, unjust society we live in. I'm going to get a t-shirt with the picture of murder victim Zemir Begic, and the words "Hammers Down! Stop Your Racist Murders!"

Wait...That's not what they mean?

Posted by: Ted K. at December 31, 2014 05:18 PM (Mt9zA)

524 The AdAMan club has hiked up Pikes Peak to set off their fireworks. I'm guessing it is pretty chilly up there.

That's a manly way to ring in the new year.

Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2014 05:18 PM (Ua6T/)

525 Arizona is trying to make a game of it.

Posted by: buzzion at December 31, 2014 05:19 PM (zt+N6)

526 Only Florida is avoiding the Article Blast. In Houston I was hoping to play golf tomorrow but alas it's going to rain.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 31, 2014 05:20 PM (3jmxp)

527 And that "Centuries" song is being way overplayed by ESPN

Posted by: buzzion at December 31, 2014 05:20 PM (zt+N6)

528 Dinner time is in 32 minutes. Exactly 32 minutes, or I get my strap out...

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 31, 2014 05:20 PM (2cS/G)

529 Climate Depot had an article that both Arctic and Antarctic sea ice is at record levels. Just kind of spitballing here, but could we be headed for another little Ice Age? That would really suck.

Posted by: Old Blue at December 31, 2014 05:20 PM (vVSOO)

530 Is it just me, or kind of a slow day on the HQ?



Could have used a College Football thread. Or hell, a book thread for that matter...

Posted by: HH at December 31, 2014 05:20 PM (Ce4DF)

531 >>Picture of Sandra Lee's infamous Cocktail Christmas tree:

That is insane! First, because it's so densely decorated - hundreds of $$$ worth of cocktail glasses on a tree. Second, a ginormous, martini-swilling nutcracker on top? "Hey, unto you a *hic* child is born. Next round's on me!!"

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2014 05:21 PM (ABcz/)

532 Isn't it dinner time on the East Coast?

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 05:16 PM (MQEz6)

Which is why the story ended there, short of the intense, passionate love-making that results in the conception of the 2056 Democratic Presidential nominee.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 31, 2014 05:22 PM (AC0lD)

533 What are those big, ol' water rats the Cajuns eat? Nutria?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 03:41 PM (FsuaD)


South American Nutria make awesome fur coats.

Noble giant rats they are.

Posted by: The Hobo's Sex And Candy Stare Decicis at December 31, 2014 05:22 PM (XeGAx)

534 Arbitrarily cold here, but I am staying inside so I don't care.

Posted by: Piercello, no longer on the road at December 31, 2014 05:22 PM (JybVy)

535 Dinner time is in 32 minutes. Exactly 32 minutes, or I get my strap out...
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 31, 2014 05:20 PM


Oddly precise.

Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2014 05:22 PM (Ua6T/)

536 528 Dinner time is in 32 minutes. Exactly 32 minutes, or I get my strap out...

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 31, 2014 05:20 PM (2cS/G)

Get your "strap out"?!? What else do you plan on doing at dinner?!?

Posted by: Slappy at December 31, 2014 05:23 PM (Am9Tn)

537 I wonder what modern development and technology versus a mini-Ice Age would look like. We're talking tens of thousands of years of glacial creep, could that not be dealt with? Depending on the rate of temp drop, it could be manageable.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 31, 2014 05:24 PM (2cS/G)

538

Have a safe and fun New Years, all.

Laugh as hard as you can.

This is your one life.

/wave
/cheers

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 31, 2014 05:24 PM (IXrOn)

539 That's a manly way to ring in the new year.

Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2014 05:18 PM (Ua6T/)


Yeah, a little over 14k ft. with the wind likely blowing like hell. Not for me.

Posted by: Ronster at December 31, 2014 05:24 PM (9vrWU)

540 I must say, I do enjoy what TB3K is doing with Rain Man's posts.

Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2014 05:24 PM (Ua6T/)

541 I've eaten Nutria before. Or I should say that a spoonful of Nutria stew approached my lips when I thought better. I put it down and ate the fried alligator instead.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 31, 2014 05:25 PM (3jmxp)

542 I was promised dinner at 6 PM in exchange for my company on a trip to Trader Joe's. I will enforce that contract to the letter.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 31, 2014 05:26 PM (2cS/G)

543 So the UAW was going full-commie back in '62 huh ?
No surprise there.
Robert Welch and Bombardier Joe were optimists, as it has turned out.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 31, 2014 05:26 PM (go6ud)

544 Hahahahahahahha.

Alright, which cob is fucking with MUMR's posts?

Come out and identify yourself so you can receive your pat on the back.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 05:26 PM (w+fJL)

545 538 I wonder what modern development and technology versus a mini-Ice Age would look like. We're talking tens of thousands of years of glacial creep, could that not be dealt with? Depending on the rate of temp drop, it could be manageable.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 31, 2014 05:24 PM (2cS/G)

Don't be silly. The freezing and beginning of the next Ice Age would be virtually instantaneous. I saw this ten years ago in the documentary "The Day After Tomorrow."

Posted by: Slappy at December 31, 2014 05:27 PM (Am9Tn)

546

Bring it, bitchez.

Posted by: The Freikorps at December 31, 2014 05:27 PM (oKE6c)

547 Yeah, a little over 14k ft. with the wind likely blowing like hell. Not for me.

I did Monadnock at dawn, 1/1/08. I was the first on the summit that day, but there had been people up there at midnight.

Pikes Peak on NYE sounds like a blast.

Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2014 05:27 PM (Ua6T/)

548 I was promised dinner at 6 PM in exchange for my company on a trip to Trader Joe's.



So. Suckered again, huh?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2014 05:28 PM (KaYBn)

549 Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2014 05:15 PM (ABcz/)

A friend in Pierce just posted on FB that it was -27 when she got to her office this morning. The sunlight in the picture was lovely, but I'm liking the not-having-to-shovel thing a lot. Every time I start thinking it's chilly here I just remind myself that the other options were CO or MO. Does wonders for the attitude.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 31, 2014 05:28 PM (GDulk)

550 The FINAL OUTRAGE of 2014.

Play-Doh cake frosting gun is too phallic.

http://tinyurl.com/pbxfve6


In the New Year, I resolve that we send garbage bags and secure neck straps to every outraged liberal so they can just make the whole, hideous world go away.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 31, 2014 05:29 PM (AC0lD)

551 Yep, again.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 31, 2014 05:29 PM (2cS/G)

552 Ya know, this isn't my country anymore.

And the Left better realize - I'm not unusual. And there are repercussions to such a situation and none of them are good.

The Left murdered my nation.

Guess how I feel about the Left's humanity or rights.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at December 31, 2014 05:30 PM (scgac)

553 Evening all. Done shopping for the wife and the people coming over tonight ( I hope they leave early). If one more Policeman gets killed in NYC, I think there will be an open full revolt against decommio.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 31, 2014 05:31 PM (nzKvP)

554 I've eaten Gibnut many times in Central America. It's delicious. Called the Royal Rat because it was served to QEII on her visit there.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 31, 2014 05:31 PM (ojfYH)

555

We say again: bring it, bitchez.

Tell Rosa and Karl we said, "Hey."

Posted by: The Freikorps at December 31, 2014 05:32 PM (oKE6c)

556 Doesn't that twat Sandra Lee date Cuomo?

The crazy is obvious.

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 31, 2014 05:32 PM (A98Xu)

557 Nobody doesn't like Sandra Lee.

Posted by: Trunk Monkey at December 31, 2014 05:33 PM (jucos)

558 So I see Fredo is reaching out to Putin. Putin must be laughing his ass off

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 31, 2014 05:33 PM (nzKvP)

559 Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati

"When All Else Fails, Play Dead"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Learn Rantin', Ravin', and Ragetwitchin' at the Outrage Outlet! at December 31, 2014 05:34 PM (g+akU)

560 Doesn't that twat Sandra Lee date Cuomo?



I need new glasses or a brain enema. I keep seeing that as Sandra Dee.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2014 05:34 PM (KaYBn)

561 how is he posting that fast and more than one message all from the same hash

multiple weirdos at the library?

Posted by: ThunderB at December 31, 2014 05:35 PM (zOTsN)

562 Tiresome troll is....tiresome.

Posted by: Old Blue at December 31, 2014 05:36 PM (vVSOO)

563 how is he posting that fast and more than one message all from the same hash

multiple weirdos at the library?


The North Koreans have perfected the dumbshit spam bot.

Posted by: filbert at December 31, 2014 05:36 PM (h6Mpm)

564 "In a sane world, the enviro-left should be protesting IN FAVOR of increaser carbon dioxide emissions. If they get what they want, the world will become comparatively barren and lifeless."

Yes. CO2 was as high as 8,000ppm in the deep past - up to 20X current levels. On the other hand, if it were to drop from the 270ppm pre-industrial level to 160ppm, plant life would begin to die. The earth has been trending colder and less hospitable to life for millions of years. If we're going to stay here, we have to engineer the climate in the best interests of life, and that means, among other things, more CO2.

Posted by: despair at December 31, 2014 05:37 PM (dcY7v)

565 Tiresome troll is....tiresome.

And pointlessly persistent.

Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2014 05:37 PM (Ua6T/)

566 Ah. Nood.

Posted by: filbert at December 31, 2014 05:37 PM (h6Mpm)

567 A real sicko, he is.

Posted by: Ronster at December 31, 2014 05:37 PM (9vrWU)

568 how is he posting that fast and more than one message all from the same hash?

multiple weirdos at the library?


Copy and paste. They are all pre-recorded.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2014 05:38 PM (KaYBn)

569 From Popehat, on Storify:

http://is.gd/ASO0By

A short but heartwarming tale of what the New Year may hold.

HT Insty.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 31, 2014 05:38 PM (go6ud)

570 Sandra Lee? Like a Chixilub in the Yucatan

Posted by: Trunk Monkey at December 31, 2014 05:38 PM (jucos)

571 Sandra Lee is getting PAID to live the Horde lifestyle. How much you wanna bet that a couple hours after the show was recorded, she tried to french the nutcracker tree-topper, lurched drunkenly into the tree and it all came crashing down in a maelstrom of gin and tinsel?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK21SZoXoa4

Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 31, 2014 05:38 PM (KH1sk)

572 Stay safe tonight, 'rons and 'ettes!

Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2014 05:38 PM (9BRsg)

573 "In the New Year, I resolve that we send garbage bags and secure neck straps to every outraged liberal so they can just make the whole, hideous world go away."

Kickstarter.

Posted by: despair at December 31, 2014 05:39 PM (dcY7v)

574 so lena dunhams alleged rapist is the son of an NPR personality who also kickstarted The Daily Show

I really want someone to keep calling the dad and son for comment

Posted by: ThunderB at December 31, 2014 05:41 PM (zOTsN)

575 Down goes MUMR!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 31, 2014 05:41 PM (KH1sk)

576 i grew up in the suburbs during the detroit riots. how'd those riots go? detroit is a waste area - a national embarassment and the prime example of failed socialist policy (look up the history of detroit on wiki, btw. lol.) . these polices always fail, because they are failed in their base assumptions. any place that tries to repeat these failed experiences will go down too. have fun asshats.

Posted by: asswipee at December 31, 2014 05:42 PM (eS0nh)

577 Down goes MUMR!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 31, 2014 05:41 PM (KH1sk)


And up . . . and down . . . and up . . . and down . . .


Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down.

Or . . .

"He's no fun, he fell right over!"

Posted by: filbert at December 31, 2014 05:42 PM (h6Mpm)

578 Could it be some kind of coded cry for help?

Is our very own beloved Rain Man even now being eaten by opossums? Is that the meaning of the "cannibalism" quote?

How will we ever plumb the depths of this mystery?

Art Bell, where are you? This country turns its lonely eyes to you!

Posted by: filbert at December 31, 2014 05:44 PM (h6Mpm)

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