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Harvard, Columbia Law Students Demand Postponements of Winter Exams, Citing Heart-Ache Over Michael Brown and Eric Garner Decisions
I'm sure there are things that are more disqualifying in terms of future employability than the claim that one is so psychically discombobulated by happenings in the national news that one cannot do one's job without incurring unacceptable levels of mental hazard, but I'm quite sure I can't think of any right now.
The push to delay law school final examinations in light of the Michael Brown and Eric Garner cases has spread to Harvard Law School, as administrators at Georgetown University Law Center said students could seek delays on a case-by-case basis. Columbia Law School was the first to allow students to ask to postpone their exams.Indeed. So like when one of their motions is denied on a case that has emotional resonance for them, they're gonna do what, refuse to show up for trial until the judge adopts a more understanding posture? Charles C.W. Cooke provides analysis and racism.
Students calling themselves the Harvard Law Coalition sought the delay as well as discussions about inequality.... ... Columbia's decision hasn’t gone over well with some people, and conservative publications including the Daily Caller and the New York Post ran critical stories.
George Mason University law professor David Bernstein said the delay infantilizes law students and is unfair because some students will have more time to study for exams than others. "I can't imagine why any law student would admit that hearing about a seemingly unjust legal decision incapacitates them; how would such people function as lawyers, given that many verdicts deeply disappoint advocates for one side or the other?" he said.
Dear Harvard Law Students, My condolences about all the sand, with respect to your vaginas. Signed, Shut the Fuck Up You Whiny Shits
Those Harvard students have produced an open letter in which they demand that their examinations be delayed. "Like many across the country," its authors claim, students "are traumatized" and "visibly distressed" -- to the extent that there is now a "palpable anguish looming over campus." The "national crisis" that has been provoked by the cases of Garner and Brown, they argue, has left them with no choice but to "stand for justice rather than sit and prepare for exams." And, like their brethren at Columbia, they contend that their "being asked to prepare for and take our exams in this moment" amounts to their "being asked to perform incredible acts of disassociation" -- requests, which taken together, have led them "to question our place in this school community and the legal community at large." The bottom line? That students must be given "the opportunity to reschedule their exams in good faith and at their own discretion." Ugly as the Brown and Garner cases were, one can't help but feel that what constitutes a "National Emergency" or a "personal crisis" is being rather dramatically defined down here -- possibly to the vanishing point.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: USA at December 09, 2014 04:40 PM (m8hf7)
Posted by: tu3031 at December 09, 2014 04:41 PM (PXU5j)
Posted by: kathysaysso at December 09, 2014 04:42 PM (jPT60)
Posted by: JT Marlin at December 09, 2014 04:42 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at December 09, 2014 04:43 PM (32Ze2)
Hell why just colleges? Sorry boss, I know the quarterly numbers have to be in by Dec 31st, but fuck it, that Ferguson story has me so upset, I'm going to need until Jan 22nd to finish.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 09, 2014 04:43 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at December 09, 2014 04:43 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: some boring sceen name at December 09, 2014 04:43 PM (mcbgO)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 09, 2014 04:44 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Thad Farkenton, Pres of Columbia Union of New Trotskyite Students at December 09, 2014 04:44 PM (Spluw)
It's a smart move, really. The Left just figured out a way to make this particular maguffin important to more dumb white people and keep this maguffin relevant.
Posted by: Surprise Buttsex Rob Lowe at December 09, 2014 04:44 PM (z+L6U)
Posted by: Little Lord Fauntleroy, Esq. at December 09, 2014 04:44 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at December 09, 2014 04:45 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Little Lord Fauntleroy, Esq. at December 09, 2014 04:44 PM (8ZskC)
__________
Do any of them actually go to court? Seems like a Harvard or Columbia law degree is just the piece of paper needed to enter politics, not actually practice law.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 09, 2014 04:45 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Pajama Boy at December 09, 2014 04:46 PM (8ZskC)
I don't know what drugs this guy is on .. but he should share
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December 09, 2014 04:46 PM (YxHpp)
They're used to being babied.
Posted by: brak at December 09, 2014 04:46 PM (Tj+s6)
Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at December 09, 2014 04:45 PM (Bn6aD)
*************
It could be gas.
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at December 09, 2014 04:46 PM (32Ze2)
Posted by: Buffy at December 09, 2014 04:46 PM (dmWbH)
btw, "torture is ineffective" is one of the biggest, stupidest lies I've ever heard in my life.
Don't EVER tell me that pain is not a good motivator.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 09, 2014 04:46 PM (z+L6U)
Posted by: Crimson ride at December 09, 2014 04:46 PM (WCnJW)
Posted by: RWC at December 09, 2014 04:47 PM (7QaWQ)
Because not a one of them cares about the law beyond how it can be manipulated to impose their anti-American political views on the rest of us.
Posted by: Methos at December 09, 2014 04:47 PM (A6vWB)
Posted by: some boring sceen name
We laugh now. Trying capital cases is hard enough now with the defendant and/or the lawyers being incompetent. retarded whatever.
it'lll get worse once it's real.
Posted by: Blue Hen at December 09, 2014 04:47 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Beorn at December 09, 2014 04:47 PM (dGF4J)
/sarc
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2014 04:47 PM (FsuaD)
...I'm sado-masochist Rob Lowe, and I have Compuserve.
Posted by: Sado-Masochist Rob Lowe at December 09, 2014 04:48 PM (z+L6U)
Posted by: redenzo at December 09, 2014 04:48 PM (WCnJW)
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at December 09, 2014 04:48 PM (32Ze2)
Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at December 09, 2014 04:45 PM (Bn6aD)
*************
It could be gas.
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at December 09, 2014 04:46 PM (32Ze2)
Could be a tumor
Posted by: MikeH at December 09, 2014 04:48 PM (4OZqu)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2014 04:49 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: DaveA at December 09, 2014 04:49 PM (DL2i+)
Cut it off at the root.
Posted by: Jollyroger at December 09, 2014 04:49 PM (t06LC)
The blame lies entirely on the administrators of the law schools that didn't laugh the requests out of their office with a warning that if anyone tries to pull this shit again, they're out.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 09, 2014 04:49 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Nothim Peerless at December 09, 2014 04:50 PM (TWr4e)
Posted by: Fred Rogers at December 09, 2014 04:50 PM (0HooB)
If the aggrieved have the stamina to burn, loot, shoot, hammer and stop freeway traffic, the snowflakes should be able to muster the stamina to push a pencil.
Posted by: USA at December 09, 2014 04:50 PM (m8hf7)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2014 04:50 PM (ABcz/)
They baked a turkey and had their own Thanksgiving dinner.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 09, 2014 04:50 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 09, 2014 04:50 PM (rwI+c)
MWAAHAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
Posted by: Fred Rogers at December 09, 2014 04:50 PM (0HooB)
Meow! Meow! oh noes! Hairball!
Posted by: Henrietta Pussycat at December 09, 2014 04:51 PM (4OZqu)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2014 04:51 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2014 04:51 PM (Rx8ML)
Hee hee. Me too. I question their place in those communities.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 09, 2014 04:51 PM (NtzGn)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 09, 2014 04:51 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Nothim Peerless at December 09, 2014 04:50 PM (TWr4e)
_______
You may be thinking of Brown where all classes are pass / fail, ie no grades, no GPA.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 09, 2014 04:51 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 09, 2014 04:52 PM (j6e8f)
Talking smack trying a die-in at the next court appearance would be kinda funny to watch. Especially when the court officers haul them out. And taking to twitter and complaining about a judge hearing your case, also a really bad idea.
Posted by: Penfold at December 09, 2014 04:52 PM (Fbt5B)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 09, 2014 04:52 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 09, 2014 04:52 PM (TIIx5)
Compare these spineless A**holes to any number of deployed soldiers who are working on their degrees online. In spite of patrols, snipers and incoming mortars, they still managed to get their papers done and their exam completed on time. And pass.
Hey Ivy League, guess who I'll be hiring???
Posted by: Diogenes at December 09, 2014 04:53 PM (08Znv)
Posted by: MikeH at December 09, 2014 04:53 PM (4OZqu)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2014 04:53 PM (8ZskC)
There is a reason they will never make me the Dean of Harvard or Columbia
Posted by: Tushar at December 09, 2014 04:53 PM (09es5)
Posted by: seems legit at December 09, 2014 04:53 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 09, 2014 04:53 PM (39g3+)
Yaaay. President Hillary after all, I guess... by the way, did Elijah Cummings call that guy Dr Goober..?
Posted by: mallfly at December 09, 2014 04:53 PM (zjcTL)
Posted by: seems legit at December 09, 2014 04:53 PM (A98Xu)
Is this just fantasy?
Posted by: Freddie Mercury at December 09, 2014 04:54 PM (4OZqu)
ISWYDT, and I laughed.
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 09, 2014 04:54 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 09, 2014 04:53 PM (08Znv)
_________
Like I'd want to work for tea bagger like you. HA!!
Posted by: Brittany Ellinsowrth, Harvard Class of 2015 at December 09, 2014 04:54 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 09, 2014 04:55 PM (LA7Cm)
I am deeply troubled by the events in St Louis and New York. I can get free cable for the winter to soothe my soul, right?
Posted by: Lauren at December 09, 2014 04:55 PM (BPMYx)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 09, 2014 04:55 PM (z+L6U)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 09, 2014 04:55 PM (rwI+c)
How would these babies respond to another Pearl Harbor?Sounds like they'd the French looklike Green Berets. These special snowflakes wouldbe hiding under the bed, trembling and sobbing.
If these really wereour best and brightest (which of course, they're not), we would be royally screwed. That they're being soundly mocked gives me hope.
Posted by: LASue at December 09, 2014 04:55 PM (pWeX5)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2014 04:55 PM (2Ojst)
Hands Up!
Don't Breathe
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 09, 2014 04:56 PM (2Ayux)
I've seen it a dozen times, easily.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 09, 2014 04:56 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: seems legit at December 09, 2014 04:56 PM (A98Xu)
Um, he's not dead.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 09, 2014 04:55 PM (LA7Cm)
ok, then Kirk Douglas
Posted by: MikeH at December 09, 2014 04:56 PM (4OZqu)
We huddled over our hornbooks, dumb-struck, mouths agape, barely able to string together phrases like "sufficiency of the evidence." Final exams were breathing down our necks, a mere 6 weeks away, but they mattered not, for our legal souls had been wounded.
These were dark days indeed, I can assure you. None but those who endured it can speak of it truthfully, but SOMEHOW we managed to pull through. With grit, determination, a few cocktail parties, and the help of a recipe book for specialty New Orleans-style drinks that I bought from a bookstore in the lower Garden District, we soldiered on.
And we drank. Drank well we did.
Fairly sure I got laid, too. The bartender always gets laid.
Posted by: Phinn at December 09, 2014 04:56 PM (i5GO4)
Hands Up!
Don't Breathe
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 09, 2014 04:56 PM (2Ayux)
Watch out for Michael Brown's mom. She swings a mean pipe.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 09, 2014 04:57 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2014 04:57 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: God and Trayvon Martin at Yale at December 09, 2014 04:57 PM (/xCkt)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 09, 2014 04:57 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 09, 2014 04:57 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 09, 2014 04:57 PM (IXrOn)
Did anyone bring up the Harvard Business School Prof who got all legal-beagle on a Chinese takeout restaurant?
fw.to/UQBEIkI
Posted by: bonhomme at December 09, 2014 04:57 PM (jhqr1)
The pro-potters viciously attack the, quite substantial now, # of studies show pot has serious harmful effects on the brain.
Now that it is a legal industry in states, the family's of kids who develop psychiatric problems after using pot are gonna be able to sue.
Downplaying the risks and attacking the science is a good way to get pot legalized -- but also a good way to get sued for massive damages a decade from now.
Experts: Marijuana Industry Following In Big Tobacco's Footsteps dailycaller.com/2014/12/09/experts-marijuana-industry-following-in-big-tobaccos-footsteps/
Experts at a Heritage Foundation panel Tuesday compared the marijuana industry to big tobacco companies in the last century, saying there is a concerted effort to distort the science and target children.
...
Sabet, who co-hosted the event, said marijuana advocates have funded much of their own research and tried to hide negative effects of smoking pot.
Sabet cited pot candy, such as gummy bears, as evidence of targeting kids ...
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 09, 2014 04:58 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Prof. Hartman at December 09, 2014 04:58 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: seems legit at December 09, 2014 04:56 PM (A98Xu)
We could cancel Kwanzaa, but no one could tell the difference.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 09, 2014 04:58 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 09, 2014 04:58 PM (LA7Cm)
I was teaching a large sophomore class. We had an exam scheduled for that evening. I wanted to postpone it a day or two, but my co-instructor (who was course director) wouldn't. We had a couple of students who had family in the Pentagon. They received postponements, obviously.
Kids seemed to do no worse than usual, btw. So I guess Big Ten sophomore biology majors are made of sterner stuff than Ivy League law students.
To postpone a final exam, and to allow the students to individually schedule the makeup exam, is a BFD.
Posted by: Y-not at December 09, 2014 04:58 PM (9BRsg)
I just rolled my eyes so hard I went blind.
I hate going blind but I hope you all can still read what I'm typing.
It could be anything.
Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2014 04:58 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 09, 2014 04:58 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: seems legit at December 09, 2014 04:58 PM (A98Xu)
Once again, more anecdotal support for my contention that over at least the past twenty years Harvard's done more harm to this country than Al Qaeda.
Posted by: JEM at December 09, 2014 04:58 PM (o+SC1)
Kidding. Of course every one of these kids has a bright future in the DOJ.
Posted by: major major major major at December 09, 2014 04:58 PM (nM3da)
Fast forward several years and a trial that I'd spent two years preparing for and working on came out with a result I didn't like (my client was awarded significantly less than I had asked for--but OTOH significantly more than the other side had offered). Now that was a blow--and for a few hours I really didn't know where I was. However two days later I started working on the appeal. So yeah, a bad result at trial can knock you off your mental pins for a while.
But two grand jury results where you weren't involved. WTF--give me a break.
Posted by: Comanche Voter at December 09, 2014 04:58 PM (wdHk6)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2014 04:58 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Soona at December 09, 2014 04:59 PM (8SzFj)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 09, 2014 04:59 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Buzzion at December 09, 2014 04:59 PM (z/Ubi)
Um, he's not dead.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 09, 2014 04:55 PM (LA7Cm)
**************
Why couldn't you come to me like a man......
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at December 09, 2014 04:59 PM (32Ze2)
Posted by: joefl65 at December 09, 2014 04:59 PM (UFV5W)
Posted by: Matk in Sandy UT at December 09, 2014 04:59 PM (xGX1p)
Posted by: MacGootbone at December 09, 2014 04:59 PM (t4bIp)
Um, he's not dead.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 09, 2014 04:55 PM (LA7Cm)
Then we need a couple days off to celebrate.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 09, 2014 04:59 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Distraught Student at December 09, 2014 05:00 PM (cGlgB)
Posted by: brak at December 09, 2014 05:00 PM (Tj+s6)
"I took a couple days off when Abe Vigoda died.
Um, he's not dead.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 09, 2014 04:55 PM (LA7Cm)
Reminds me of Jeff Goldblum's passing. A sad day in Tinseltown.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 09, 2014 05:00 PM (TIIx5)
Posted by: RWC at December 09, 2014 05:01 PM (7QaWQ)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 09, 2014 05:01 PM (IXrOn)
He will be missed ... Roll Tide.
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 09, 2014 05:01 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2014 05:01 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 09, 2014 05:01 PM (39g3+)
A Chinese national has been charged with trying to ship USAF - likely #F35 - data to China.
http://t.co/z2DkuZcJTu
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 09, 2014 05:01 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at December 09, 2014 05:01 PM (Jfj98)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 09, 2014 05:02 PM (j6e8f)
Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2014 05:02 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 09, 2014 05:02 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2014 05:02 PM (Jfj98)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 09, 2014 05:02 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 09, 2014 05:02 PM (j6e8f)
I thought that was a hooker's job.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2014 05:02 PM (2Ojst)
Can you say, "You're welcome?"
I knew that you could.
Posted by: Fred Rogers at December 09, 2014 05:03 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 09, 2014 05:03 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Huh? at December 09, 2014 05:04 PM (Mrl1e)
Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2014 05:04 PM (MDgS8)
I always thought, "As long as the check clears......"
Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2014 05:04 PM (YHMkJ)
Ace, has anyone told you what an amazing writer you are today?
Posted by: Matk in Sandy UT at December 09, 2014 04:59 PM (xGX1p)
Brown noser.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 09, 2014 05:04 PM (TIIx5)
Yep. Dylan must have felt like a schmuck when he realized the truth. And Rubin Carter must have spent many an evening laughing his ass off about the useful idiots who lined up behind him.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2014 05:04 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: spongeworthy at December 09, 2014 05:04 PM (5zIOm)
Did anyone bring up the Harvard Business School Prof who got all legal-beagle on a Chinese takeout restaurant?
fw.to/UQBEIkI
"
Blink. Blink blink.
So that dbag probably shouldn't order anymore takeout unless he really likes the tastes of piss and cat.
Posted by: Lauren at December 09, 2014 05:04 PM (BPMYx)
Posted by: Buzzion at December 09, 2014 04:59 PM (z/Ubi)
Herman Munster? He's dead. I met his daughter when I was in college. High forehead, but a nice girl. She was embarrassed that her dad was Herman Munster, I was told. That surprised me. Granted, he wasn't Gomez from the Aadams family. But Herman was cool, too. Anyway...
Posted by: joefl65 at December 09, 2014 05:05 PM (UFV5W)
Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2014 05:05 PM (Jfj98)
I thought that was a hooker's job.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2014 05:02 PM (2Ojst)
Nah. A hooker is classier.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 09, 2014 05:05 PM (TIIx5)
Seriously. When the JEF finally steps down from his throne, are we going to have to deal with the crying jelly masses?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 09, 2014 05:05 PM (IXrOn)
I know I want my attorney to become non-functional when they're under pressure. Truly a resume enhancer.
Posted by: some boring sceen name
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The accommodations professors are expected to make for kids with learning disabilities and emotional/behavior issues, and other disabilities are pretty bad. I honestly think those kids' diplomas should have an asterisk.
You don't have a *right* to a diploma. If you cannot do the academic work without being given double the test time or specially administered exam questions or a "quiet room," then your diploma really should not be measured equally against a standard student.
Posted by: Y-not at December 09, 2014 05:06 PM (9BRsg)
Posted by: Women's studies major at December 09, 2014 05:06 PM (jqmxX)
Posted by: dedomeno at December 09, 2014 05:06 PM (UccCH)
When Hostages are killed? do they delay exams?
This Cult of Perceived Grievance really needs to end.... because it leads the young to a very very dark place....
I have some personal history with this, because of a direct family member... when everything that goes wrong in your life, gets laid at the feet of an IMAGINARY grievance... Racial... Homophobic... because you are a woman... whatever....
It leads to fighting against an enemy you can never defeat.... because it did not exist in the first place...
You can't win.... which leads to despair... and very dark places....
Posted by: Big Bad Wolf, Howling at the Moon at December 09, 2014 05:06 PM (f0pWu)
Reminds me of Jeff Goldblum's passing.
Or Joe Montana's untimely death.
Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2014 05:02 PM (Jfj9
_________
And so soon after Tom Hanks passed. Sad.
Posted by: Brittany Ellinsowrth, Harvard Class of 2015 at December 09, 2014 05:06 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 09, 2014 05:06 PM (z+L6U)
Posted by: USA at December 09, 2014 04:50 PM
Hell, when I was there, they elected Bill Clinton. Somehow we managed to drive on.
Then again, given the Army football team, we are[/i used to major disappointment...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 09, 2014 05:06 PM (knoK7)
Who says I'm stepping down? I'm getting the camps ready at Gitmo. You'll go along quietly, or else.
Posted by: King Baracka I at December 09, 2014 05:07 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 09, 2014 05:05 PM (TIIx5)
But there are some things a hooker won't do.
I'm told.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 09, 2014 05:07 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 09, 2014 05:07 PM (knoK7)
Did anyone bring up the Harvard Business School Prof who got all legal-beagle on a Chinese takeout restaurant?
fw.to/UQBEIkI
"
Blink. Blink blink.
So that dbag probably shouldn't order anymore takeout unless he really likes the tastes of piss and cat.
Posted by: Lauren at December 09, 2014 05:04 PM (BPMYx)
He certainly wins douchenozzle of the year. As an aside, isn't the cat taste integral to the whole Chinese take-out thing?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2014 05:07 PM (2Ojst)
Student lawyers, so broken hearted that they cannot, CANNOT take a test. Humm? That would imply that lawyers have feeeeelings. I don't think so!
Posted by: TallBlondeDude at December 09, 2014 05:07 PM (rJfD1)
Soooooo close.
Posted by: The Barrel at December 09, 2014 05:08 PM (TIIx5)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 09, 2014 05:08 PM (z+L6U)
If he didn't like it he wouldn't be ordering Chinese takeout to begin with.
Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2014 05:08 PM (Rx8ML)
Harvard is to Law as NBC is to News.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 09, 2014 05:08 PM (1CroS)
I got out of three exams in college because of Nixon's invasion of Cambodia, which sent lefties into orbit. I got the grade I had without taking the final exam, which worked out REALLY well for my ass.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 09, 2014 05:08 PM (0FSuD)
You can't win.... which leads to despair... and very dark places....
Well said.
Posted by: grammie winger, joy to the world at December 09, 2014 05:08 PM (3B+O8)
A Chinese national has been charged with trying to ship USAF - likely #F35 - data to China.
http://t.co/z2DkuZcJTu
Pfft. Obama had Gary Locke pass that information to China years ago. (I hope this is sarcasm, I can't even tell anymore.)
Posted by: bonhomme at December 09, 2014 05:08 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at December 09, 2014 05:08 PM (32Ze2)
Posted by: dantesed at December 09, 2014 05:09 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at December 09, 2014 05:08 PM (32Ze2)
Take the rest of the day off. You earned it.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2014 05:09 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2014 05:09 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Big Mike the steam shovel at December 09, 2014 05:09 PM (W6iIX)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 09, 2014 05:09 PM (/dvmK)
Posted by: The Fire Hat at December 09, 2014 05:09 PM (lN8KC)
Posted by: Fred Rogers at December 09, 2014 05:10 PM (0HooB)
__________
And this is a problem?
Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 09, 2014 05:10 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at December 09, 2014 05:10 PM (32Ze2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 09, 2014 05:10 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 09, 2014 05:11 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 09, 2014 05:11 PM (g1DWB)
I thought adding sugar to conceal how much salt is in the dish was the integral secret.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 09, 2014 05:11 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 09, 2014 05:11 PM (0FSuD)
Hell, a Bachelor of Arts is pretty worthless these days.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2014 05:11 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 09, 2014 05:11 PM (0FSuD)
___________
Same with an MBA.
Get one from a top 25 school or don't bother.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 09, 2014 05:11 PM (0LHZx)
NeoNeoCon linked to this article on Slate about trying (and largely failing...) to teach North Korean students how to write an essay.
http://tinyurl.com/qcecuog
It's sad, but it appears that this is the direction that the SJWs and Glittery Hoo-Hah Brigade (but I repeat myself) are pushing today's college students.
Posted by: junior at December 09, 2014 05:12 PM (UWFpX)
I question their place, too. Shame that all the burger flipping jobs are going to be automated soon. Looks like cheap wine and park benches for these losers.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, In His Bunk at December 09, 2014 05:12 PM (6fyGz)
If we use Ace's crazy idea in 2016, we ABSOLUTELY MUST use it against John McCain.
John McCain needs to go.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 09, 2014 05:12 PM (z+L6U)
He said in my words-- No black people outside of Ferguson were personally affected, so he called bullshit. Just like the other dude in the youtube flick...they were never affected by slavery, civil rights, and the racist shit pimped by POTUS Sharpton et al. Get. the. hell. over it. you whining. pansyasses.
White privilege gave you your guilt, now get rid of it because if white privilege exists, so does black privilege every time the tax dollars are doled out to those still blaming their shit on others.
Posted by: DefendUSA at December 09, 2014 05:12 PM (nAHMK)
Posted by: Fred Rogers at December 09, 2014 05:13 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2014 05:13 PM (FsuaD)
"Dear Harvard Law Students, My condolences about all the sand, with respect to your vaginas.
Signed,
Shut the Fuck Up You Whiny Shits"
Ace of Spades - distilling it down to the essence for the clueless Hahvard snowflakes who so desperately need it.
Posted by: 2L at December 09, 2014 05:13 PM (TaO1J)
Posted by: Big Bad Wolf, Howling at the Moon at December 09, 2014 05:06 PM (f0pWu)
-----------------------------------------
So it's a lot like voting in a republican congress.
Posted by: Soona at December 09, 2014 05:13 PM (8SzFj)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2014 05:13 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 09, 2014 05:14 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2014 05:14 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2014 05:13 PM (ABcz/)
___________
As I have pointed out many times here, Ted Cruz is a Harvard Law grad as well. Not everyone who goes there is a batshit leftist asshole.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 09, 2014 05:15 PM (0LHZx)
Dear North Viet Nam,
please take the entire McCain family. We want nothing in return.
Sincerely,
the United States of America
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 09, 2014 05:15 PM (z+L6U)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 09, 2014 05:15 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Fred Rogers at December 09, 2014 05:15 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: seems legit at December 09, 2014 05:15 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 09, 2014 05:15 PM (TIIx5)
Posted by: x and y lives! at December 09, 2014 05:15 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: John McCain at December 09, 2014 05:15 PM (LoIJo)
Get one from a top 25 school or don't bother.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 09, 2014 05:11 PM (0LHZx)
True dat. Son turned down a full scholarship to Kenan (UNC) MBA school to go to Duke, half scholarship.
That has worked out. Duke was ranked #1 this year.
He is making more money than should be legal for a 30 year old.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 09, 2014 05:15 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2014 05:14 PM (FsuaD)
Her parents wondered the same thing.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2014 05:16 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2014 05:14 PM (FsuaD)
**********
Good question. She was better than Hector except when she was linking the Ghey Pr0n.
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at December 09, 2014 05:16 PM (32Ze2)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 09, 2014 05:15 PM
No. We're dealing, here, with what the Rev. Spooner would have called shining wits.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 09, 2014 05:16 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 09, 2014 05:15 PM (0FSuD)
__________
Don't give Democrats any ideas!!
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 09, 2014 05:16 PM (0LHZx)
A university is not privileged to demand from its students the ultimate act of self-negation, to call upon them to participate in the destruction of their very souls. This post evades the issue, and in the process calls into question our abilities as future lawyers. More significantly, dishonors lives and accomplishments of Eric Garner and Michael Brown, who too were marginalized by the purported embodiments of the Law.
Posted by: Charles Carter at December 09, 2014 05:17 PM (CkjRf)
Posted by: eman at December 09, 2014 05:17 PM (mR7Es)
What the fuck do I get to blow off because of the rage I now feel?
The answer is nothing. Zero.
#White Privilege
Posted by: Jaws at December 09, 2014 05:17 PM (WKNX4)
That whole thing is crazy. How the Mom wants the guy who molestered a kid back into her life. Just awful. I feel bad for the little gnocchi kid.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 09, 2014 05:17 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2014 05:17 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Hamilton Burger at December 09, 2014 05:17 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 09, 2014 05:18 PM (39g3+)
A white girl in Mississippi was force fed lighter fluid and set on fire a couple days ago. She's dead now.
OMG. The hell?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2014 05:18 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Fred Rogers at December 09, 2014 05:19 PM (0HooB)
Speaking of crazies, whatever happened to cat piss?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2014 05:14 PM (FsuaD)
Did Teh Ewok break up with her?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 09, 2014 05:19 PM (TIIx5)
When our muslim enemies all over the world watch our news today, which they do, what do they think they say?
They say look how afraid they are of us...look how worried they are of our reaction to some 'report.'
Once again obama and the Democrats and the media purposely embarrass the USA and embolden her enemies.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 09, 2014 05:19 PM (z+L6U)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 09, 2014 05:15 PM (0FSuD)
____________
I read an article a while back about the 1% and how that term is kind of meaningless since a 30 year old in the 1% is different than a 60 year old or if you live in Kansas vs San Francisco.
Anyway they had the breakdown of what 1% meant by age over time. And it turns out I was an evil 1%er back when I was in my late 20s/early 30s. I ruled the world but was too drunk most of the time to realize it. Damn it!
And I too went to a top MBA, but the 1% money really came because of where I went for my undergrad, which led to my first job out of college at the "right" company, which led to knowing the person who hired me post-MBA.
The MBA is a requirement of sorts to get those types of jobs, but usually you don't get the jobs BECAUSE of the MBA.
Glad your son is kicking ass.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 09, 2014 05:20 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Mary Landrieu at December 09, 2014 05:20 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Daniel Striped Tiger at December 09, 2014 05:20 PM (4OZqu)
I'm embarrassed for you. Columbia should have taught you to read about the facts before you shoot your mouth off and sound whiny and of course WRONG.
Posted by: seems legit at December 09, 2014 05:20 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Huh? at December 09, 2014 05:04 PM (Mrl1e)
Probably. They're not equipped to deal with negativity. H8R.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, In His Bunk at December 09, 2014 05:20 PM (6fyGz)
Posted by: SarahW at December 09, 2014 05:20 PM (Lbv/k)
Posted by: Soona at December 09, 2014 05:20 PM (8SzFj)
A university is not privileged to demand from its students the ultimate act of self-negation, to call upon them to participate in the destruction of their very souls. This post evades the issue, and in the process calls into question our abilities as future lawyers. More significantly, dishonors lives and accomplishments of Eric Garner and Michael Brown, who too were marginalized by the purported embodiments of the Law.
Posted by: Charles Carter at December 09, 2014 05:17 PM (CkjRf)
***********
But first you will blow me
Posted by: Mel Gibson at December 09, 2014 05:20 PM (32Ze2)
What over-wrought poppycock. Everyone knows your soul gets destroyed by the first company to employ you as a lawyer. Sometimes they even compensate you for it.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 09, 2014 05:20 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: ejo at December 09, 2014 05:20 PM (rsGj7)
Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2014 05:20 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: JoeF. at December 09, 2014 05:21 PM (Od0hH)
In fairness, her cousin's barber's rabbi's drycleaner was right about the Pope resigning.
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 09, 2014 05:21 PM (rwI+c)
----------------
He was two posts up from you before I hit refresh. You're just lucky enough to be out of synch with him today (so far, at least).
Posted by: junior at December 09, 2014 05:21 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 09, 2014 05:21 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 09, 2014 05:21 PM (4/i9Y)
You forgot the /sarc/ tag, right? Please say yes.
Posted by: Furious George, not minding his own business at December 09, 2014 05:21 PM (UlJ3l)
Posted by: --- at December 09, 2014 05:22 PM (MMC8r)
You forgot the /sarc/ tag, right? Please say yes.
Posted by: Furious George, not minding his own business at December 09, 2014 05:21 PM (UlJ3l)
_________
The fact it could be real is the saddest part of all.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 09, 2014 05:22 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: seems legit at December 09, 2014 05:22 PM (A98Xu)
experiences of people of color. We law students are not merely seeking an excuse to postpone exams based psychological fragility. Rather, as expressed in our petition, "We are asked to use the same legal maneuvers and language on our exams this Monday that was used to deny justice to so many Black and Brown bodies . .
Motion denied.
--The Judge
Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2014 05:22 PM (YHMkJ)
Law students at elite schools using the deaths of people they don't know (and, frankly, wouldn't want to know) in order to get more time to study for exams reminds me of that.
(And, yes. I fully expect to go to hell for going to a child's funeral just to get out of Algebra.)
Posted by: Nancy at December 09, 2014 05:22 PM (Xv7f/)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 09, 2014 05:23 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: mallfly at December 09, 2014 05:23 PM (zjcTL)
The Pope resigned???
Holy Crap!
Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2014 05:23 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: seems legit at December 09, 2014 05:24 PM (A98Xu)
Thoughts?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2014 05:13 PM (FsuaD)
Towards what end?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, In His Bunk at December 09, 2014 05:24 PM (6fyGz)
Posted by: Baldy at December 09, 2014 05:24 PM (+35FH)
Anyone? How about you, Billy?
Posted by: Fred Rogers
Do I have to take off all my clothes again first like last time?
Posted by: Billy at December 09, 2014 05:24 PM (3rrMW)
I'm alive and sitting in the Dean's Chair of all your major colleges.
MWAHAHAHAHHHHHAAAAAAHHAAA!!!!!
Posted by: Fred Rogers at December 09, 2014 05:24 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 09, 2014 05:24 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at December 09, 2014 05:24 PM (32Ze2)
Posted by: nnptcgrad at December 09, 2014 05:24 PM (Opyrm)
His sudden death was tragic. It *was* a tumor.
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 09, 2014 05:23 PM (rwI+c)
It's not a tumor! It's not a tumor.
Posted by: Detective John Kimble at December 09, 2014 05:24 PM (4OZqu)
Please let these students pass the bar and represent rich, negligent clients.
Posted by: angler at December 09, 2014 05:24 PM (+zZOH)
Posted by: --- at December 09, 2014 05:22 PM (MMC8r)
And you get to pay them $250,000. Such a deal!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 09, 2014 05:24 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: --- at December 09, 2014 05:25 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2014 05:25 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Nancy at December 09, 2014 05:22 PM (Xv7f/)
It's ok. You're a female. You're supposed to suck at math anyway.
Posted by: The Patriarchy at December 09, 2014 05:25 PM (UFV5W)
You're probably getting BANNED but I lol'ed.
Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2014 05:20 PM (MDgS
Yeah, but I'll just be a "little bit" banned, and it's only gonna hurt for a short while.
I hope.
Anyway, I couldn't resist.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 09, 2014 05:25 PM (TIIx5)
Pretty sure "we're" training ourselves to not be able to tie our shoes because it might involve friction. Having the capacity to Leave the Solar System is a pipe dream. Aliens need not worry. Our best outlook is that we become a reality television show syndicated by FOGNL.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 09, 2014 05:26 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 09, 2014 05:26 PM (4/i9Y)
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at December 09, 2014 05:26 PM (32Ze2)
Posted by: White Guilt at December 09, 2014 05:26 PM (XzRw1)
What about medical schools? Are future doctors breaking into tears over this. I'm thinking not. 'Cause any doctor who falls apart at the death of a thug is going to have a very tough time getting through his rotation in a hospital ER.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 09, 2014 05:26 PM (0J9l1)
Posted by: Nancy at December 09, 2014 05:22 PM (Xv7f/)
It's ok. You're a female. You're supposed to suck at math anyway.
Posted by: The Patriarchy at December 09, 2014 05:25 PM (UFV5W)
But on the upside, she knows how to make the heck out of a sammich
Posted by: MikeH at December 09, 2014 05:26 PM (4OZqu)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 09, 2014 05:26 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2014 05:26 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Charles Carter at December 09, 2014 05:26 PM (CkjRf)
I was teaching World History to Plebes at West Point. We turned the television on and watched all day, and most of the 12th as well. They still got tested on the material at the normal time, and no one complained.
Posted by: AnthonyB at December 09, 2014 05:27 PM (k8ktn)
Hey, you want some plaaaccchh?
I can't believe we sucked each other's jagons....
Posted by: Joosian #1 at December 09, 2014 05:27 PM (4/i9Y)
Posted by: seems legit at December 09, 2014 05:15 PM (A98Xu)
No dogs or Chinese allowed.
Posted by: Harvard Admissions Office at December 09, 2014 05:28 PM (lN8KC)
I need the day off. Gilligan and the rest blew another chance to get off the island last night.
Posted by: The Great White Snark
..........................
And Hogan barely made it back to camp from the birthday party before Clink and Major Pruhst.
Posted by: wth at December 09, 2014 05:28 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Sametta Jackson at December 09, 2014 05:28 PM (0cMkb)
Ah, like Tholian Web Kirk.
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 09, 2014 05:26 PM (rwI+c)
Man, I just spotted one of his posts, am I going to go insane like when Spock saw the Medusan?
Posted by: MikeH at December 09, 2014 05:28 PM (4OZqu)
Posted by: seems legit at December 09, 2014 05:28 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Charles Carter at December 09, 2014 05:26 PM (CkjRf)
Said many a lynch mob.
Posted by: --- at December 09, 2014 05:28 PM (MMC8r)
seems legit, your comment is disrespectful and audacious. As a student at a prestigious Ivy League law school, I am certainly more familiar with the art of reading facts and applying complex legal reasoning to them. Regardless of the so-called testimony of the biased and self-interested grand jury witnesses, many voices in opposition to those narratives were ignored, and importantly the voice of the community was disregarded. Due process requires that all perspectives be contemplated and incorporated.
Posted by: Charles Carter at December 09, 2014 05:26 PM (CkjRf)
Pull my finger.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 09, 2014 05:29 PM (TIIx5)
Posted by: tu3031 at December 09, 2014 05:29 PM (PXU5j)
Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2014 05:29 PM (MDgS8)
Might have been different for people that actually lost relatives in the attack, of course.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 09, 2014 05:29 PM (4/i9Y)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
She's commenting again...FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!
GET OUT JANE!!!!
Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after 5 pm at December 09, 2014 05:29 PM (RFeQD)
Posted by: Carol at December 09, 2014 05:29 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Charles Carter at December 09, 2014 05:26 PM (CkjRf)
God darnit, Mr. Carter, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.
Posted by: MikeH at December 09, 2014 05:30 PM (4OZqu)
Posted by: MikeH at December 09, 2014 05:28 PM (4OZqu)"Man, Vince McMahon would love this whole "only certain people can see MUMR" thing. He'd definitely get a title shot at Summerslam.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 09, 2014 05:30 PM (4/i9Y)
Posted by: Furious George at December 09, 2014 05:30 PM (UlJ3l)
---
Sweetie, that's so nice of you to say.
BTW, could you pick up a gallon of milk and some bread on your way home from work? We're out. Tks.
Posted by: Nancy at December 09, 2014 05:30 PM (Xv7f/)
Posted by: TVoC Hates Big Government at December 09, 2014 05:31 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Charles Carter at December 09, 2014 05:26 PM (CkjRf)
Heh.....
This is a really nice touch, because it recognizes the progressive cant, and hides the falsity of the statement with soft liberalisms.
I'm giving you an A-.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 09, 2014 05:31 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2014 05:31 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Newt at December 09, 2014 05:31 PM (rwI+c)
BTW, could you pick up a gallon of milk and some bread on your way home from work? We're out. Tks.
Posted by: Nancy at December 09, 2014 05:30 PM (Xv7f/)
No worries, do we need any kitty litter?
Posted by: MikeH at December 09, 2014 05:31 PM (4OZqu)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 09, 2014 05:31 PM (Zu3d9)"10/10, would get trolled again.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 09, 2014 05:32 PM (4/i9Y)
Posted by: curious at December 09, 2014 05:32 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Charles Carter at December 09, 2014 05:26 PM (CkjRf)
***************
*Stands*
*Begins slow clap*
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at December 09, 2014 05:32 PM (32Ze2)
Posted by: Palin Steele at December 09, 2014 05:32 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: --- at December 09, 2014 05:32 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Oschisms at December 09, 2014 05:33 PM (uqV2n)
Posted by: curious at December 09, 2014 05:32 PM
Well, MUMR's off his meds, but beyond that it's a pretty routine Tuesday.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 09, 2014 05:33 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: Alex Jones at December 09, 2014 05:33 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Fred Rogers at December 09, 2014 05:34 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2014 05:34 PM (YHMkJ)
Might have been different for people that actually lost relatives in the attack, of course.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 09, 2014 05:29 PM (4/i9Y)
**********
My Lawn........ Get off of it.....
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at December 09, 2014 05:34 PM (32Ze2)
Sounds like you are still traumatized.
Let me punch your TS ticket.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 09, 2014 05:34 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Carol at December 09, 2014 05:34 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Nancy at December 09, 2014 05:34 PM (Xv7f/)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 09, 2014 05:34 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: phreshone at December 09, 2014 05:34 PM (LoIJo)
Posted by: Furious George at December 09, 2014 05:34 PM (UlJ3l)
Thanks. Son is kicking ass, like you said, not just because of MBA.
He sold books in the summer in college. His last summer he SAVED $32,000.
How about that shit!
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 09, 2014 05:35 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Mark Cloggenstein-Harvard Law Student at December 09, 2014 05:35 PM (Dj3AB)
Posted by: Soona at December 09, 2014 05:35 PM (8SzFj)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 09, 2014 05:34 PM (rwI+c)
Well, did you ever pay him for the shelving he built for you in the family room?
Posted by: MikeH at December 09, 2014 05:35 PM (4OZqu)
if they didn't
all of their students of color would fail, since they would be at the protests
and then the lawsuits
Posted by: ThunderB at December 09, 2014 05:35 PM (zOTsN)
And I'm not a sweary kind of guy except when I've been drinking whisky with a stick in it.
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 09, 2014 05:35 PM (Xmw9g)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 09, 2014 05:35 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: --- at December 09, 2014 05:32 PM (MMC8r)
And don't forget about the racist statements.
Posted by: Maetenloch at December 09, 2014 05:36 PM (pAlYe)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 09, 2014 05:36 PM (4/i9Y)
Posted by: Phil Laicheaux at December 09, 2014 05:36 PM (zfYiQ)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 09, 2014 05:36 PM (2Ayux)
Posted by: Soona at December 09, 2014 05:36 PM (8SzFj)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 09, 2014 05:37 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at December 09, 2014 05:37 PM (32Ze2)
You are great erasing him!
Posted by: Carol at December 09, 2014 05:37 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
She's commenting again...FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!
GET OUT JANE!!!!
Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after 5 pm at December 09, 2014 05:29 PM (RFeQD)
Three options. Caught in the spam filter. Actually learned to not be an annoying little shit constantly talking about it's friends. Moved onto zerohedges comments to hang out with her fellow conspiracy loving bigots.
I lean to option 3.
Posted by: Buzzion at December 09, 2014 05:37 PM (z/Ubi)
can you imagine the ruckus
they have the administrations over a barrel
Posted by: ThunderB at December 09, 2014 05:37 PM (zOTsN)
There is motherckufing sand in my motherckufing vagina!
Posted by: Sametta Jackson
..................................
What gave it away, the sand crabs or the kelpy smell?
Posted by: wth at December 09, 2014 05:38 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Sylvester Stallone at December 09, 2014 05:38 PM (LoIJo)
Unbelievable! "I can't take a test because somebody I had never met died."
Posted by: Phil Laicheaux at December 09, 2014 05:36 PM (zfYiQ)"Exactly, just go with "My grandma died."You just need to keep track of how many times you use that one.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 09, 2014 05:38 PM (4/i9Y)
Because Asian kids are white when its convenient.
Posted by: --- at December 09, 2014 05:38 PM (MMC8r)
You are great erasing him!
Posted by: Carol at December 09, 2014 05:37 PM (sj3Ax)
It's like at the end of "Back to the Future" when Marty's brother & sister are fading....
Posted by: MikeH at December 09, 2014 05:38 PM (4OZqu)
Jesus is coming. Somebody order Chinese food.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 09, 2014 05:36 PM (4/i9Y)
No you idiot, Italian!
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 09, 2014 05:38 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: MostlyRight at December 09, 2014 05:38 PM (K420L)
Posted by: nnptcgrad at December 09, 2014 05:38 PM (Opyrm)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 09, 2014 05:39 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 09, 2014 05:38 PM (4/i9Y)
Just use favorite Aunt, there's and endless supply of those...
Posted by: MikeH at December 09, 2014 05:39 PM (4OZqu)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 09, 2014 05:40 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Carol at December 09, 2014 05:40 PM (sj3Ax)
Jesus is coming. Somebody order Chinese food.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 09, 2014 05:36 PM (4/i9Y)
No you idiot, Italian!
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 09, 2014 05:38 PM (0FSuD)
Just get some bread and five fish, He'll do the rest
Posted by: MikeH at December 09, 2014 05:40 PM (4OZqu)
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at December 09, 2014 05:40 PM (32Ze2)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 09, 2014 05:36 PM (4/i9Y)
No you idiot, Italian!
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 09, 2014 05:38 PM (0FSuD)
clearly enchiladas and cervezas
Posted by: Speedy Gonzalez at December 09, 2014 05:40 PM (LoIJo)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 09, 2014 05:40 PM (zOTsN)
--------
When my Mom worked at Samsonite, she had a supervisor there that every year, amazingly right around Mardi Gras, whose grandma died and he had to go to Louisiana for the funeral. Talk about resurrecting the dead.
Posted by: Old Blue at December 09, 2014 05:40 PM (vVSOO)
Posted by: The Lost Dutchman at December 09, 2014 05:40 PM (TcePY)
Will be an interesting group. He was a great guy.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 09, 2014 05:40 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: grammie winger, joy to the world at December 09, 2014 05:41 PM (3B+O8)
Posted by: Charles Carter at December 09, 2014 05:41 PM (CkjRf)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 09, 2014 05:41 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: --- at December 09, 2014 05:41 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: MikeH at December 09, 2014 05:38 PM (4OZqu)"MUMR provides well over 1.21 gigawatts of batshit insanity.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 09, 2014 05:41 PM (4/i9Y)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 09, 2014 05:40 PM (rwI+c)
*******
#Two weeks.....
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at December 09, 2014 05:41 PM (32Ze2)
I'm going to have to look & see if that movie is on demand.
Posted by: Carol at December 09, 2014 05:42 PM (sj3Ax)
A crackle, a pop, the smell of ozone........
Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2014 05:42 PM (YHMkJ)
I am proud to say that Charles is my best friend at the prestigious law school we both attend. I did mention that it's Harvard, didn't I?
Posted by: Mark Cloggenstein-Harvard Law Student at December 09, 2014 05:42 PM (Dj3AB)
Posted by: T. Jeff at December 09, 2014 05:42 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Charles Carter at December 09, 2014 05:41 PM (CkjRf)
Sounds like a Key and Peele sketch
Posted by: MikeH at December 09, 2014 05:42 PM (4OZqu)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 09, 2014 05:43 PM (rwI+c)
supervisor there that every year, amazingly right around Mardi Gras,
whose grandma died and he had to go to Louisiana for the funeral. Talk
about resurrecting the dead.
Posted by: Old Blue at December 09, 2014 05:40 PM (vVSOO)"Well, since it's New Orleans, I suspect some voodoo involvement. The funerals start getting a bit rote around #10, though.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 09, 2014 05:43 PM (4/i9Y)
Excellent. Sounds like we both get what we want.
But I would counsel you against using a such pejorative term as tea bagger. I have two very good friends, both gay, with whom I served in the military. One is very conservative, the other very liberal and we would literally give our lives for each other. They would take offense.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 09, 2014 05:43 PM (08Znv)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 09, 2014 05:40 PM (0FSuD)
----------------------------------------
Just don't misspeak and blow it.
Posted by: Soona at December 09, 2014 05:43 PM (8SzFj)
What could go wrong?
Dutch trains get lasers to zap track debris
Sounds as good as beaming down high energy from orbiting solar panels.
Posted by: TVoC Hates the Big Government at December 09, 2014 05:43 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 09, 2014 05:43 PM (lG2E3)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 09, 2014 05:43 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 09, 2014 05:43 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 09, 2014 05:43 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 09, 2014 05:44 PM (0FSuD)
I'm going to have to look & see if that movie is on demand.
Posted by: Carol at December 09, 2014 05:42 PM (sj3Ax)
Here's the scene:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8k0YKv9zE4
Posted by: MikeH at December 09, 2014 05:44 PM (4OZqu)
You mean like if they actually graded on academic rigor?
(Before anyone says a damn thing, I'm convinced they'd take out 70% of the white students that way, too.)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 09, 2014 05:44 PM (DT3rQ)
MUMR's more recent comments do kinda stand out amongst run-of-mill Hordespeak.
Posted by: T. Jeff at December 09, 2014 05:44 PM (/Ho8c)
sophisticated. I like the kind where the bannee still sees his own
comments, but no one else does. The opposite of the AoSIgnoreUsers
feature.
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 09, 2014 05:40 PM (rwI+c)"
Infinitely, endlessly posting to a world that cannot perceive you.
2 Spooky 4 Me, bro.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 09, 2014 05:44 PM (4/i9Y)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 09, 2014 05:44 PM (kdS6q)
A mug of yummy hot cocoa does wonders to calm one's nerves.
Posted by: Pajama Boy at December 09, 2014 04:46 PM (8ZskC)
Probably been said already, but a nice, steaming mug of shut-the-fuck-up would really be the answer for the Left.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2014 05:45 PM (8Fl6F)
Posted by: Soona at December 09, 2014 05:43 PM (8SzFj)
I'll let that go. Not funny.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 09, 2014 05:45 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: --- at December 09, 2014 05:45 PM (MMC8r)
http://moonbattery.com/?p=53261
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 09, 2014 05:45 PM (2ruKl)
Posted by: Meremortal at December 09, 2014 05:46 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: TVoC Hates Big Government at December 09, 2014 05:46 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Carol at December 09, 2014 05:46 PM (sj3Ax)
these students are calling the tune
they just got a free A for the year
Posted by: ThunderB at December 09, 2014 05:46 PM (zOTsN)
352
A second witness who testified before the grand jury in the Michael
Brown case has reportedly been found dead, and apparently murdered:
http://moonbattery.com/?p=53261
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 09, 2014 05:45 PM (2ruKl)
We have nothing to fear with Barack Obama in the White House
Posted by: John McCain at December 09, 2014 05:46 PM (LoIJo)
I was really tempted to post something there, but I'd probably get banned from a site that doesn't exist.
That's so meta, I got all tingly...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 09, 2014 05:46 PM (0HooB)
2 Spooky 4 Me, bro.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 09, 2014 05:44 PM (4/i9Y)
Star Trek:NG, "Ship In A Bottle"
"Data and Picard had created a program within the program, allowing Moriarty to believe he had departed the holodeck despite actually remaining within it. Picard and Data then ended the program the moment the command lockouts were removed, and left the holodeck a few minutes later. Moriarty and the Countess Regina Bartholomew would spend the rest of their lives inside a memory module, unaware of their situation"
Posted by: MikeH at December 09, 2014 05:47 PM (4OZqu)
54 Tushar
If I was the Dean, I would agree, as long as the students understand that those demanding it will have to do so in writing, and the list will be published for all to see, including future employers.
Ahhh, the old "Sign Up For Your FREE Atomic Wedgie!!" gambit.
I congratulate you on your diabolicality.
And now, to figure out how to involve lasers in this.
Posted by: Dr. Evil Who Only has Lasers Mounted on Sharks at December 09, 2014 05:48 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 09, 2014 05:48 PM (4/i9Y)
Affirmative Action pussies. No Harvard Law professor is going to flunk you, Sweetums - how the heck do you think that dumbass Obama got through?
Posted by: Adjoran at December 09, 2014 05:48 PM (QIQ6j)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer
So Eric Holder will be extending witness protection to all those that corroborated Officer Wilson's story. [snort]
Posted by: Shit David Spade said at December 09, 2014 05:49 PM (V70Ne)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at December 09, 2014 05:49 PM (V70Ne)
Charles Carter is Lewd, Lascivious, Salacious, and Outrageous as Jackie Chiles in... Your Face Is My Case.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 09, 2014 05:50 PM (1CroS)
Obviously none of these people are actually traumatized by Ferguson or
The Non-Breather Eric. This is all just a bullshit excuse to get extra
study time. Can't really blame them.
The blame lies entirely on the administrators of the law schools
that didn't laugh the requests out of their office with a warning that
if anyone tries to pull this shit again, they're out.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 09, 2014 04:49 PM (0LHZx)"
My suggestion would be to tell them, sure, you don't have to take the final if you are that distraught. After the final, when they come to reschedule, tell them, the final is over and you missed it because you are a candy ass cry baby. How dare you come in here trying to stink up my beloved Harvard Law School. (at this point punch them in the gut and knock out their wind) I ought to twist off your head and piss down your neck you disgusting maggot.
Posted by: Gunnery Professor R.Lee Ermey at December 09, 2014 05:50 PM (PD6iL)
A second witness who testified before the grand jury in the Michael
Brown case has reportedly been found dead, and apparently murdered:
---------
If true, they'll never get another witness to a GJ trial. You have to wonder if the NBPP had anything to do with it.
Posted by: Old Blue at December 09, 2014 05:50 PM (vVSOO)
Posted by: --- at December 09, 2014 05:50 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 09, 2014 05:50 PM (NtzGn)
Posted by: The Regular Guy at December 09, 2014 05:50 PM (qHCyt)
I had a friend who wanted to postpone her law school exams BECAUSE SHE WAS HAVING A BABY
and they would not do it
they do not want to flunk ALL their students of color
Posted by: ThunderB at December 09, 2014 05:51 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Carol at December 09, 2014 05:52 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at December 09, 2014 05:52 PM (32Ze2)
DRUDGE HEADLINE
For once President Reverse Shit Midas is right.
Posted by: TVoC Hates Big Government at December 09, 2014 05:53 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Buzzion at December 09, 2014 05:54 PM (/qAlb)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 09, 2014 05:54 PM (zOTsN)
http://tinyurl.com/pnx59lj
Posted by: JackStraw at December 09, 2014 05:54 PM (g1DWB)
Well, if the next president it Hillary! or Jeb!, he's sure is right.
#WASTF
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 09, 2014 05:55 PM (0HooB)
obama is right -- no Republican president will ever take away someone's US citizenship
and no R president will ever take away someone's health care coverage
obamacare and obamamnesty are forever
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 09, 2014 05:55 PM (z+L6U)
Posted by: Soona at December 09, 2014 05:55 PM (8SzFj)
Posted by: Pendejo Grande at December 09, 2014 05:55 PM (OZW5B)
But that was because Katrina shut down the whole university.
Somehow my son is manfully getting on with his college schedule, but then he's not in the Ivy League.
Posted by: stace at December 09, 2014 05:56 PM (ImzkZ)
Posted by: no good deed at December 09, 2014 05:56 PM (w3a0Z)
The students' emotional distress over the Brown and Garner decisions leads them "to question our place in this school community and the legal community at large."
It leads me to question it place, too: if they are so fragile that they collapse emotionally over a couple of grand-jury decisions with which they disagree, they're probably in the wrong line of work.
Unless, of course, they're simply out to game the system. In which case, they're probably in the right line of work.
Posted by: Brown Line at December 09, 2014 05:56 PM (zcbZo)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer
Hey, people got to be uncomfortable in order for us to bring about social justice.
Posted by: Prezzy Pushin4war at December 09, 2014 05:57 PM (1Y+hH)
they are manipulating the administration
failing students will now pass
watch
Posted by: ThunderB at December 09, 2014 05:57 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer
Hey, people got to be uncomfortable in order for us to bring about social justice.
Posted by: Prezzy Pushin4war at December 09, 2014 05:57 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: steevy at December 09, 2014 05:57 PM (v5UtH)
Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at December 09, 2014 05:57 PM (gl2Yt)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 09, 2014 05:57 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 09, 2014 05:54 PM (zOTsN)
Wipe out all the text and make it just repeat hodor over and over. replacing text of the trolls used to be the method of dealing with them here. And I say to Hodor them because I find it funnier than just making him say "I like cock"
Posted by: Buzzion at December 09, 2014 05:58 PM (/qAlb)
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Only to give them time to head down to the enlistment station.
Posted by: junior at December 09, 2014 05:58 PM (UWFpX)
As for students that do want a postponement of their exams I'd agree, permanently.
Posted by: Gmac- who is tired of all this at December 09, 2014 05:59 PM (baiNQ)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 09, 2014 05:59 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Pendejo Grande at December 09, 2014 05:59 PM (OZW5B)
Posted by: Old Blue at December 09, 2014 05:50 PM (vVSOO)
----------------------------------------
It could be any number of perps or organizations. They all have the same mindset.
Posted by: Soona at December 09, 2014 05:59 PM (8SzFj)
Some of them did...by volunteering for active duty.
Posted by: no good deed at December 09, 2014 05:59 PM (w3a0Z)
Posted by: CIA at December 09, 2014 06:00 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: T. Jeff at December 09, 2014 06:01 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Gmac- who is tired of all this at December 09, 2014 06:01 PM (baiNQ)
They aren't that upset. These people aren't Ferguson protestors.
Remember the ones that were on their phones when they were supposed to be "dying in"?
this is more an extracurricular activity
Posted by: ThunderB at December 09, 2014 06:01 PM (zOTsN)
I've had to do that. My father was in the hospital and wasn't expected to live (thankfully against all odds he did), during finals week for both my sister and me. We both had finals delayed, but it was serious enough that we probably would have taken an incomplete and taken the classes again if need be.
Posted by: The Exam Hat at December 09, 2014 06:01 PM (lN8KC)
Posted by: Meremortal at December 09, 2014 06:01 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: Cheri at December 09, 2014 06:01 PM (ZFPMM)
Posted by: Gmac- who is tired of all this at December 09, 2014 06:02 PM (baiNQ)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 09, 2014 06:02 PM (z+L6U)
Posted by: no good deed at December 09, 2014 05:56 PM (w3a0Z)
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Just watch. With the current repub leadership, Dear Leader will get everything he wants.
Posted by: Soona at December 09, 2014 06:03 PM (8SzFj)
was in college. High forehead, but a nice girl. She was embarrassed
that her dad was Herman Munster, I was told. That surprised me. Granted,
he wasn't Gomez from the Aadams family. But Herman was cool, too.
Anyway...
Posted by: joefl65 at December 09, 2014 05:05 PM (UFV5W)
Fred Gwynne? He was a classy actor, not an asshole, so far as I know. Why would she be embarrassed to be his daughter? Fred also played the role of officer Muldoon in Car 54, Where are You?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2014 06:03 PM (8Fl6F)
He's still posting.
Posted by: Carol at December 09, 2014 06:03 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: steevy at December 09, 2014 06:04 PM (v5UtH)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 09, 2014 06:01 PM (zOTsN)
Exactly!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 09, 2014 06:04 PM (Zu3d9)
but law school?
no. no way. You have to actually be in the hospital or at the funeral. My friends due date was during finals and they said NO! They said to call back if she actually went into labor
Posted by: ThunderB at December 09, 2014 06:04 PM (zOTsN)
And he did a great job as the judge in "My Cousin Vinny."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 09, 2014 06:05 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: I dont get out Much at December 09, 2014 06:05 PM (N05oL)
Yeah, saw the last one.
At first I thought it was one of the Harvard students commenting.
Posted by: Meremortal at December 09, 2014 06:06 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 09, 2014 06:06 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Carol at December 09, 2014 06:06 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: tinfoil baby at December 09, 2014 06:06 PM (H3SRF)
Posted by: The Lost Dutchman, now with LASERS! at December 09, 2014 06:06 PM (9F2c1)
Posted by: Carol at December 09, 2014 06:06 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2014 06:03 PM (8Fl6F)
I think people may have teased her a lot about the Herman Munster thing. I thought it was cool, but she was probably given a lot of grief over it as a kid and didn't want to deal with it anymore. That's my guess.
Posted by: joefl65 at December 09, 2014 06:07 PM (UFV5W)
Posted by: steevy at December 09, 2014 06:07 PM (v5UtH)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 09, 2014 06:07 PM (zOTsN)
And he did a great job as the judge in "My Cousin Vinny."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 09, 2014 06:05 PM (Zu3d9)
That's what brought him up. I asked if he was still alive so he could respond to their request for postponing their exams.
Posted by: Buzzion at December 09, 2014 06:07 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Stupid shit what paid $30K for a worthless degree at December 09, 2014 06:07 PM (KFdZd)
so far as I know. Why would she be embarrassed to be his daughter? Fred
also played the role of officer Muldoon in Car 54, Where are You?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2014 06:03 PM (8Fl6F)"
I liked him as the singing bartender in "Ironweed". Actually, I liked him in pretty much everything he was in.
There's a hold up in the BronxBrooklyn's broken out in fightsThere's a traffic jam in HarlemThat's backed up to Jackson HeightsThere's a scout troop short a childKhruschev's due at IdelwildCar 54 where are you?
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 09, 2014 06:09 PM (PD6iL)
Posted by: steevy at December 09, 2014 06:09 PM (v5UtH)
Not even the 14 year old 165 LB Farm Boy's {Future linemen at UofM) back sassed, and your old man gave you an ass whoopin if the teacher called the house after the strap, so we had that going for us during the Kennedy years.
Posted by: Missouri Synod Alter Boy at December 09, 2014 06:10 PM (/WmRg)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 09, 2014 06:06 PM (zOTsN)
My memory is that he came in and went awful almost right away. Didn't get banned but was annoying as hell. Then there was a personality change for the better, much better.
Then he went psycho again recently.
Posted by: Meremortal at December 09, 2014 06:10 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: Carol at December 09, 2014 06:10 PM (sj3Ax)
Use "Whiny Shits" instead and we will all know what you mean.
Posted by: MTF at December 09, 2014 06:10 PM (6um35)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 09, 2014 05:38 PM (4/i9Y)
I used to say I hated to give exams, because every time I did, I killed off any number of grandparents.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 09, 2014 06:11 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 09, 2014 06:11 PM (ucDmr)
*whine*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2014 06:11 PM (FsuaD)
They're just worn out from participating in these protests.
They've been out protesting instead of studying for exams.
Posted by: wheatie at December 09, 2014 06:12 PM (kWxsq)
That commentary to night ought to be more than the usual self indulgent BS
Posted by: Missouri Synod Alter Boy at December 09, 2014 06:12 PM (/WmRg)
I saw Mockingjay Part 1 over the weekend.
No plot. No action. The main character left out of what little action there was. No ending...not even a cliffhanger.
The most obvious cash grab movie I've ever seen
The whole thing was simply an excuse to grab $12 more of that sweet sweet cash from the books fans
Lousy movie
Don't waste your time
Posted by: naturalfake at December 09, 2014 06:12 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Carol at December 09, 2014 06:06 PM (sj3Ax)
That should be the top story everywhere in the country right now and through tomorrow.
Are Grand Jury members next?
Posted by: Meremortal at December 09, 2014 06:12 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: Cheri at December 09, 2014 06:13 PM (ZFPMM)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2014 06:13 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: MTF at December 09, 2014 06:14 PM (6um35)
Posted by: Carol at December 09, 2014 06:06 PM (sj3Ax)
Sorry, just checking in. Is there a link?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 09, 2014 06:14 PM (oKE6c)
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They are supposed to be anonymous, I think. If that were to happen.....I don't know. I just don't know.
Posted by: Old Blue at December 09, 2014 06:14 PM (vVSOO)
I didn't hear about first witness until I read link.
Posted by: Carol at December 09, 2014 06:14 PM (sj3Ax)
audacious. As a student at a prestigious Ivy League law school, I am
certainly more familiar with the art of reading facts and applying
complex legal reasoning to them. Regardless of the so-called testimony
of the biased and self-interested grand jury witnesses, many voices in
opposition to those narratives were ignored, and importantly the voice
of the community was disregarded. Due process requires that all
perspectives be contemplated and incorporated.
Posted by: Charles Carter at December 09, 2014 05:26 PM (CkjRf)
Meh. Now, you're just phoning it in.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2014 06:14 PM (8Fl6F)
Someone put link in this thread.
Posted by: Carol at December 09, 2014 06:15 PM (sj3Ax)
Now, this.
I truly weep for our country.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at December 09, 2014 06:15 PM (uSAVP)
...he needs to be kramer banned, like sid did.
Posted by: north and judd at December 09, 2014 06:16 PM (/U5mZ)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 09, 2014 06:17 PM (ucDmr)
Hey not impossible, my x is Salvadorean and probably has some MS13 vaquero's looking for me
Posted by: Missouri Synod Alter Boy at December 09, 2014 06:17 PM (/WmRg)
#breaking Agreement among key lawmakers on spending bill to avoid government shutdown: http://fxn.ws/1Iwolnb http://fb.me/1jBfrmtle
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 09, 2014 06:17 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: petunia at December 09, 2014 06:18 PM (M1eBo)
I hope it's just me, otherwise the law students are going to need another postponement.
Posted by: Mama AJ at December 09, 2014 06:18 PM (0xTsz)
I hope it's just me, otherwise the law students are going to need another postponement.
Posted by: Mama AJ at December 09, 2014 06:18 PM (0xTsz)
440: Jane, isn't he hiding in Mexico now? Living off the grid and wearing a tinfoil hat?
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 09, 2014 06:17 PM (ucDmr)
Nope. He's the darling of MSNBC. He's a regular with Mia Farrow's bastard son.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2014 06:18 PM (FsuaD)
#breaking Agreement among key lawmakers on spending bill to avoid government shutdown: http://fxn.ws/1Iwolnb http://fb.me/1jBfrmtle
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 09, 2014 06:17 PM (ZPrif)
Shut the Bitch Down NOW
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 09, 2014 06:18 PM (Zmw74)
It's the People of Color Panthers.
Posted by: Meremortal at December 09, 2014 06:19 PM (1Y+hH)
I denounce myself, of course, but special snowflake status is not new.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at December 09, 2014 06:19 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: petunia at December 09, 2014 06:19 PM (M1eBo)
Posted by: Mama AJ at December 09, 2014 06:20 PM (0xTsz)
Posted by: Carol at December 09, 2014 06:06 PM (sj3Ax)
That should be the top story everywhere in the country right now and through tomorrow.
Are Grand Jury members next?
Posted by: Meremortal at December 09, 2014 06:12 PM (1Y+hH)
---------
And the guy who lied about Brown's hands being up, was given a government job with the city of St. Louis.
Jordan...the guy who started the whole "hands up" bullshit.
Posted by: wheatie at December 09, 2014 06:20 PM (kWxsq)
Posted by: Cheri at December 09, 2014 06:20 PM (ZFPMM)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2014 06:20 PM (Dj3AB)
My condolences about all the sand, with respect to your vaginas.
Signed,
Shut the Fuck Up You Whiny Shits
I've been an Ace voyeur for years - reading EVERYTHING - but this post made me want to say:
i luv you ACE!
Posted by: pegstertp at December 09, 2014 06:21 PM (aAFfB)
Posted by: Carol at December 09, 2014 06:21 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Just Some Guy at December 09, 2014 06:22 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 09, 2014 06:22 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 09, 2014 06:23 PM (z+L6U)
Posted by: Cheri at December 09, 2014 06:20 PM (ZFPMM)
Well actually it would mean I don't have to run my PRT this Weekend and I would get a pass due to GOV Shutdown.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 09, 2014 06:23 PM (Zmw74)
Warning easily butthurt
Posted by: Law Professor at December 09, 2014 06:23 PM (Mxs5H)
Posted by: TVoC Hates Big Government at December 09, 2014 06:24 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: --- at December 09, 2014 06:24 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: tinfoil baby at December 09, 2014 06:24 PM (H3SRF)
But first, let me restock my popcorn.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 09, 2014 04:59 PM (1CroS)
Three words:
Told
You
So
Posted by: AmishDude at December 09, 2014 06:25 PM (L2xDv)
O TAUNTS: NEXT PRESIDENT WONT REVERSE AMNESTY ORDER
DRUDGE
Actually THAT is why you shut the Government down, because it might be our last chance to kill Amnesty
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 09, 2014 06:25 PM (Zmw74)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 09, 2014 06:29 PM (z+L6U)
Posted by: Carol at December 09, 2014 06:21 PM (sj3Ax)
Thanks, Carol.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 09, 2014 06:29 PM (oKE6c)
Warning easily butthurt
Forehead.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2014 06:30 PM (QG4zh)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 09, 2014 06:30 PM (lG2E3)
speaking of amnesty.california is currently in the midst of the worst outbreak of whopping cough in its history.
Posted by: kj at December 09, 2014 06:30 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at December 09, 2014 06:30 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Next President at December 09, 2014 06:31 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: AmishDude at December 09, 2014 06:34 PM (L2xDv)
Posted by: Mis Hu on the road at December 09, 2014 06:34 PM (+KIvk)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 09, 2014 06:36 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at December 09, 2014 06:30 PM (Bn6aD)
George Will on FNC backing her up.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 09, 2014 06:36 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at December 09, 2014 06:36 PM (Bn6aD)
Meanwhile, what does family guy have? Putting th emphasis on the H in words like whipped?
Posted by: Buzzion at December 09, 2014 06:37 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Ralph Malph at December 09, 2014 06:39 PM (XzRw1)
And He's an ass then...
Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at December 09, 2014 06:36 PM (Bn6aD)
He's and amnesty lover too.
Posted by: Buzzion at December 09, 2014 06:40 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 09, 2014 06:40 PM (W5DcG)
So there.
She's gone beyond Liberal...
Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at December 09, 2014 06:42 PM (Bn6aD)
http://bit.ly/1uhGMSd
Posted by: Iz it kan be putsch tiem now? at December 09, 2014 06:42 PM (lN8KC)
Posted by: tinfoil baby at December 09, 2014 06:44 PM (H3SRF)
...I'm senile Rob Lowe, and I....can't remember why I'm here...
Posted by: Senile Rob Lowe at December 09, 2014 06:44 PM (z+L6U)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 09, 2014 06:45 PM (ZfUN7)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 09, 2014 06:45 PM (ucDmr)
So there.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 09, 2014 06:40 PM (W5DcG)
Is she one of the scrunts that they will bring on to declare that Cuba has democratic elections? I could see them declaring her to not be a liberal.
Posted by: Buzzion at December 09, 2014 06:45 PM (z/Ubi)
I rarely watch FNC since 2011.
Posted by: Carol at December 09, 2014 06:46 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: wheatie at December 09, 2014 06:46 PM (kWxsq)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 09, 2014 06:46 PM (ZfUN7)
I will be the first to admit I have absolutely NO drive to advance at work, happy with the shut-off-my-brain work, no desire for a title or office, but I never clutched my pearls and reclined on my fainting couch when things got crappy.
What the blue hell is WRONG with these idiots?
Posted by: acethepug at December 09, 2014 06:47 PM (37xk6)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 09, 2014 06:48 PM (ZfUN7)
Posted by: POTUS 45 at December 09, 2014 06:49 PM (61NB/)
I will be the first to admit I have absolutely NO drive to advance at work, happy with the shut-off-my-brain work, no desire for a title or office, but I never clutched my pearls and reclined on my fainting couch when things got crappy.
What the blue hell is WRONG with these idiots?
Posted by: acethepug
They are superannuated toddlers kept that way because of their devotion to the church of the government.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 09, 2014 06:49 PM (dxTxt)
And will file for disability.
Posted by: wheatie at December 09, 2014 06:49 PM (kWxsq)
Richest man in Russia buys it. And gives
it back to him.
Posted by: ThunderB at December 09, 2014 06:49 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Soona at December 09, 2014 06:49 PM (8SzFj)
Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at December 09, 2014 06:50 PM (Bn6aD)
Richest man in Russia buys it. And gives
it back to him.
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That's pretty cool.
Hope the Russian at least gets a nice Thank You letter that he can frame and stick on his wall.
Posted by: junior at December 09, 2014 06:50 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 09, 2014 06:52 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 09, 2014 06:53 PM (ZfUN7)
Richest man in Russia buys it. And gives
it back to him.
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That's pretty cool.
Hope the Russian at least gets a nice Thank You letter that he can frame and stick on his wall.
Posted by: junior at December 09, 2014 06:50 PM (UWFpX)
I'd auction it off again.
Posted by: Buzzion at December 09, 2014 06:53 PM (z/Ubi)
--
That and because he'd become an unPerson for mentioning the large body of research on IQ.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 09, 2014 06:53 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Who Knows at December 09, 2014 06:55 PM (W+Itt)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at December 09, 2014 06:56 PM (uSAVP)
Posted by: Soona at December 09, 2014 06:57 PM (8SzFj)
That's a pretty full pantload -- I find it amusing.
Morons, I give you the Otter Defense:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PYb_anBMus
Posted by: Ed Anger at December 09, 2014 06:57 PM (RcpcZ)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 09, 2014 06:57 PM (zOTsN)
Richest man in Russia buys it. And gives
it back to him.
Neat story. Looked it up:
"Arsenal owner Alisher Usmanov hands Nobel Prize back to disgraced DNA scientist James Watson straight after buying it off him "
Disgraced? For ... linking race and intelligence. Cause all races are equal and do exactly the same in all pursuits of life, apparently.
Posted by: CM at December 09, 2014 06:57 PM (0NdlF)
a good guy. Maybe he should replace Bill Douchebag Nelson as Senator
Posted by: roll over, St Thomas at December 09, 2014 06:57 PM (8CdUx)
Posted by: Soona at December 09, 2014 06:58 PM (8SzFj)
Posted by: roll over, St Thomas at December 09, 2014 06:58 PM (8CdUx)
And will file for disability.
Posted by: wheatie at December 09, 2014 06:49 PM (kWxsq)
and will get it...
Meanwhile... the Supremes say that if you have to stand in line when going to, or leaving work... in a security line... they don't have to pay you for that time...
Even though its a condition of employment, and they are using your time... on company property.
Posted by: Big Bad Wolf, Howling at the Moon at December 09, 2014 06:58 PM (f0pWu)
Posted by: Sir Bedivere at December 09, 2014 06:59 PM (lN8KC)
Posted by: Who Knows at December 09, 2014 06:59 PM (W+Itt)
Posted by: roll over, St Thomas at December 09, 2014 06:59 PM (8CdUx)
Gah! *bangs head on wall*
Posted by: wheatie at December 09, 2014 06:59 PM (kWxsq)
The Left is good at the purging. One of the top scientific minds of the last 100 years -- overnight he became an unperson.
It's what they do. And it's effective.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 09, 2014 07:00 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: CM at December 09, 2014 06:57 PM (0NdlF)
Which is why the NFL, and NBA, perfectly represent the proportions of the various races in the US.
Posted by: Big Bad Wolf, Howling at the Moon at December 09, 2014 07:00 PM (f0pWu)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 09, 2014 07:00 PM (zOTsN)
http://tinyurl.com/npyyows
Posted by: Sir Bedivere at December 09, 2014 06:59 PM (lN8KC)
Well.. he turned me into a newt...
Posted by: Big Bad Wolf, Howling at the Moon at December 09, 2014 07:01 PM (f0pWu)
Posted by: Soona at December 09, 2014 07:01 PM (8SzFj)
because, Ferguson. And such a stunning Home Plate it was....
Posted by: roll over, St Thomas at December 09, 2014 07:01 PM (8CdUx)
OT: Zimbabwe's Mugabe Fires VP For Being A "Witch"
Let me interpret that for you.
]-]-]-] //// }}} ===
Posted by: Phoney Hand Sign Guy at December 09, 2014 07:01 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: acethepug
It's this generation. The selfie, I am so complex, work is hard generation. The kids that believe that when they get out of school they should command a six figure income. Some have found this out after brewing about 1000 cups of Starbucks or slinging drinks. I've interviewed this type and their expectations and sense of self importance is laughable and sad at the same time.
Posted by: Cheri at December 09, 2014 07:02 PM (ZFPMM)
Posted by: junior at December 09, 2014 07:02 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 09, 2014 07:00 PM (zOTsN)
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They're mapping Lena Dunham's DNA?
Posted by: Soona at December 09, 2014 07:02 PM (8SzFj)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 09, 2014 07:04 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 09, 2014 07:04 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Uncle Jefe at December 09, 2014 07:04 PM (6UvYI)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 09, 2014 07:05 PM (0HooB)
Well.. he turned me into a newt...
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A newt!?
Posted by: junior at December 09, 2014 07:02 PM (UWFpX)
I got better...
Posted by: Big Bad Wolf, Howling at the Moon at December 09, 2014 07:05 PM (f0pWu)
She might as well continue lying. Who's gonna really call Her on it?
Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at December 09, 2014 07:05 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Soona at December 09, 2014 07:05 PM (8SzFj)
Because....Ferguson.
Posted by: Who Knows at December 09, 2014 07:06 PM (W+Itt)
Posted by: Fritz at December 09, 2014 07:06 PM (UzPAd)
I will be the first to admit I have absolutely NO drive to advance at work, happy with the shut-off-my-brain work, no desire for a title or office, but I never clutched my pearls and reclined on my fainting couch when things got crappy.
What the blue hell is WRONG with these idiots?
Posted by: acethepug
They are superannuated toddlers kept that way because of their devotion to the church of the government.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 09, 2014 06:49 PM (dxTxt)
Let's imagine I'm a senior partner in a law firm. Would I even consider taking one of these special snowflakes on-regardless of my politics?
If I'm paying to send one of them to law school I want my money back.
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 09, 2014 07:06 PM (Sf7oH)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at December 09, 2014 07:08 PM (V70Ne)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 09, 2014 07:09 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: wheatie at December 09, 2014 07:09 PM (kWxsq)
Posted by: Uncaring and Pre-Facist Centralized Government at December 09, 2014 07:09 PM (XzRw1)
Are these the same people who were writing out fake doctor's excuses somewhere a couple of years ago?
Those were our people in Milwaukee.
Posted by: Uncaring and Pre-Facist Centralized Government at December 09, 2014 07:10 PM (XzRw1)
Ben Shapiro @benshapiro 3m
Avoiding her libel of "Barry" and subsequent silence, Lena Dunham plays the victim card once again:
http://t.co/LPGQrIyCmd
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 09, 2014 07:12 PM (ZPrif)
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Uh oh. ...This is getting serious now.
I looked away from Kate Upton because - Ferguson.
Posted by: CM at December 09, 2014 07:12 PM (0NdlF)
These were the Occupy Wall Street people who couldn't get enough of the rape tents.
Posted by: Fritz at December 09, 2014 07:12 PM (UzPAd)
Sad eyes looked at a slowly setting, dim sun.
Because.....Ferguson.
Posted by: Who Knows at December 09, 2014 07:14 PM (W+Itt)
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Uh oh. ...This is getting serious now.
I looked away from Kate Upton because - Ferguson.
Posted by: CM at December 09, 2014 07:12 PM (0NdlF)
I stop hunting hobos because - Ferguson
Posted by: MikeH at December 09, 2014 07:14 PM (4OZqu)
Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at December 09, 2014 07:14 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Soona at December 09, 2014 07:14 PM (8SzFj)
Posted by: TX ette at December 09, 2014 07:14 PM (sUJHF)
Posted by: Sgt. Gruber at December 09, 2014 07:14 PM (1Y+hH)
"From June 12 to October 18, these figures equate to $86,846.34 for every
illegal alien child housed at Ft. Sill and $64,928 per illegal alien
child from May 18 to September 18 at the Lackland Air Force Base
location."
Apparently it is profitable to service Obama.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 09, 2014 07:15 PM (Mxs5H)
Posted by: Zombie Michael Brown at December 09, 2014 07:16 PM (HRo7B)
Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at December 09, 2014 07:14 PM (jucos)
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I. Can't. Stop. Laughing.
Posted by: Soona at December 09, 2014 07:16 PM (8SzFj)
You'd think Mara would be proud to claim her.
Posted by: Sgt. Gruber at December 09, 2014 07:16 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: TVoC Hates Big Government at December 09, 2014 07:16 PM (XzRw1)
Just before that, he said ---
Because, Ferguson.
Posted by: Who Knows at December 09, 2014 07:17 PM (W+Itt)
Wouldn't matter anyway. From what I've heard, Harvard lets the student choose whether or not his 1L grades appear on his transcript. Crybabies.
Posted by: LurkingLawStudent at December 09, 2014 07:17 PM (Vvg+J)
Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at December 09, 2014 07:18 PM (Bn6aD)
Beware (insert offending kollidge name here) Class of '014, '015, '016, and '017.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 09, 2014 07:18 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Boehner at December 09, 2014 07:19 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 09, 2014 07:20 PM (KeRzR)
Posted by: CM at December 09, 2014 07:20 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 09, 2014 07:21 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: TX ette at December 09, 2014 07:14 PM (sUJHF)
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Being a 'cream puff' is bad enough.
But these assholes would probably use any excuse to not do the work they are hired to do.
These schools that are delaying exams over this non-reason are devaluing all the degrees that they are issuing now.
"Oh, you've got a Harvard degree? ...No thanks. NEXT."
Posted by: wheatie at December 09, 2014 07:21 PM (kWxsq)
Posted by: Cheri at December 09, 2014 07:02 PM (ZFPMM)
Maybe if they'd had winners and losers at sports games at school instead of special-nowflake-everyone-gets-a-trophy they would have learned about earning things instead of being given whatever their little hearts desire.
Posted by: Retread at December 09, 2014 07:22 PM (l7hog)
Seriously? Disgraced? I missed that news. Was it the Sciencey Crowd that went after him?
Well, at least he wasn't wearing a stylized, pseudo-erotica, girly print shirt.
The hacktastic lugheads hijacking academia are quite the sight to behold. I hope the misogynist who finds the cure to cancer says, "With this medication that I invented and to which you depend, you must wear a boobies and negligee print shirt of my choosing as part of the prescription. And you must wear a button with my IQ, a greater than sign, and then your IQ."
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 09, 2014 07:25 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 09, 2014 07:28 PM (ZfUN7)
Posted by: Mistress O at December 09, 2014 08:05 PM (2/oBD)
or, as I said in probably the best line (certainly the most useful) in all moviedom, "Shut up, pussy."
Said it to my own son, no less.
Posted by: Crint-a Eastawood at December 09, 2014 08:16 PM (/K2uY)
Dear Harvard Law Students,
My condolences about all the sand, with respect to your vaginas.
Signed,
Shut the Fuck Up You Whiny Shits
Dude, you misspelled "SLITS"
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 09, 2014 08:19 PM (NaeCR)
No in-patient, auto F- if not taken as scheduled. Perhaps these little butterflies hatched a tad too soon.
These pricks are no good as lawyers except for real estate X-fers and filing wills.
Big bucks for somebody 1 step above a Notary Public!
Posted by: hutch1200 at December 09, 2014 08:46 PM (Kdd08)
The Harvard Regiment saw action at Fredericksburg (including Marie's Heights) and Gettysburg, where it held the line at the northern end of Cemetery Ridge as Pickett's Charge came in ( they would later fight in the Wilderness and at Spotsylvania Courthouse).
John Kennedy may have glided through Harvard on his Old Man's money and influence, but he'll always have PT-109. These whiners are shit. They're Nobody's Ruling Class.
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