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Overnight Open Thread (3-13-2013)
So You Think You Know Your Juvenescent Literature You Taint-suckers
Can you name all of these books without cheating? Well can ya punk?
I knew you couden't. Another epic fail for you.
Video Games Make People Violent. But So Do Snakes, Bacon, and Serious Chess
Despite a widespread belief in a link between video games and violence the evidence for it is tenuous and based on flawed and quite possibly bogus studies.
For nearly thirty years we've been having this discussion, asking the question: do violent movies, music or video games make people violent? Well according to Brad Bushman and Craig Anderson of Iowa State University, yes. Based on the results of their research they concluded in 2001 that video games and violent media can make people aggressive and violent. Based upon their data and their conclusions, however, it's safe to say that photos of snakes, crispy bacon, or a particularly rigorous game of chess can also make people aggressive and violent.
...The aggression they define in their study is a short-term increase in heart rate, blood pressure, and aggressive or competitive thoughts and actions. A reaction familiar to anyone who's ever played a competitive sport. It's also a familiar physiological response for anyone who's ever seen a photo of a snake or dangerous predator; it's a typical arousal response enhanced by competitive stimuli and excitement as indicated by any number of empirical studies on human autonomic responses. Music, films, TV, even books can elicit such a response from an average individual.
And given that violent video games are more popular and common than ever you'd expect to see this reflected in an increase in actual violence right? Well actually not.
Over the past ten years homicide rates in the US, Japan and UK have declined significantly. Additionally, in 2012 the United States had 14.8 homicides per hundred thousand people, while Japan and the UK had .4 and 1.2 respectively. The raw numbers are more shocking but the proportional estimates are a bit more illustrative: the three largest consumers of violent visual media have some of the lowest homicide rates in the world.
Of course the crazies are often drawn to violent video games but then they're crazy - their brains take in the same inputs as normal people yet produce crazy thoughts. The problem isn't with the inputs.
Chuck Shumer's Devious Trap for Gun Owners
Oh he's not banning guns in the latest version of his bill, S. 374, "Protecting Responsible Gun Sellers Act of 2013," no siree no. He's just laying out a minefield of potential gun offenses to make it nearly impossible to own a gun and NOT inadvertently commit a 5-year-pound-me-in-the ass felony.
Here's a partial list of new offenses:
- If you leave home for more than 7 days and leave anyone at home, that becomes a felony illegal transfer. 5 years in prison for each of you.
- If you take a friend shooting and allow him to fire your gun, that is a felony illegal transfer. 5 years in prison for each of you.
- If you have a gun lost or stolen and don't report it within 24 hours, you've committed a felony. 5 years in prison.
- If you lend a gun to someone for to try out at the range, provide a loaner for a student in training, let your son shoot a rifle you purchased while hunting, or provide a gun to a woman for self-defense, you've committed a felony. 5 years in prison for each of you.
Expect states and cities to jump on this bandwagon as well.
PJ O'Rourke On Maps of America
The maps he's referring to are here. And yes this is internet archaeology i.e. more than 3 years old.
Maybe the real secret to America's greatness is that we hate one another. Consider the enmity between unions in the smokestack industries and lovers of the Kyoto Protocol, between feminists and sexually predatory chief executives, between Hispanics and blacks, between blacks and Jews. Put them together and you get the power of the Democratic Party. Likewise with Republicans. Their might is dependent on alliances of mutual distaste: country cousin and country club, white collar and white trash, Rotary and Davos, Neanderthal know-nothings and neocon know-it-alls, fans of Pat Robertson and fans of Pat Buchanan.
The maps may not show the cause of crime, but they do show the cause of poverty: obviously, it's the equitable distribution of wealth. A low incidence of poverty is seen in places where the ratio of households with a $10,000 annual income to households with a $100,000 annual income is 1:4 or less. Of course, there may be no households with a $10,000 annual income in those places. One way to get rid of poverty is to price the poor out of the neighborhood. Wealth is very evenly distributed in areas where there isn't any. These aren't necessarily the expected areas. Residents of the northern Plains states, thought to be rugged, turn out to be ragged. The struggling Rust Belt has little poverty and extensive concentrations of wealth. The booming Sun Belt and the vibrant Southwest encompass the majority of America's poor counties. The liberal Northeast (where poverty is blamed for bad behavior) and the conservative heartland (where bad behavior is blamed for poverty) have one thing in common: not too many poor.
Day of the Dolphin 2013 Edition
"The Ukrainian Navy has a small problem on their hands. The Atlantic reports that, after rebooting the Soviet Union's marine mammal program last year with the goal of teaching dolphins to find underwater mines and kill enemy divers, three of the Ukrainian military's new recruits have gone AWOL. Apparently they swam away from their trainers ostensibly in search of a 'mate' out in open waters. It might not be such a big deal except that these dolphins have been trained to 'attack enemy combat swimmers using special knives or pistols fixed to their heads.' Dolphins were trained at Sevastopol for the Soviet Navy as far back as 1973 to find military equipment such as sea mines on the seabed as well as attacking divers and even carrying explosives on their heads to plant on enemy ships. The U.S. has its own dolphin program in San Diego with 40 trained dolphins and sea lions and another 50 in training. U.S. Navy dolphins were deployed in Bahrain in 1987 during a period when Iran was laying down mines in the Persian Gulf to disrupt oil shipments. No word yet on whether 'sharks with frickin' laser beams attached' have been added to the U.S. arsenal."
So watch your cornholes.
The Maetenloch Clone Army That's Who
Thanks to the latest work in somatic nuclear transfer my clone army is getting nearer by the day. Soon my pretties soon!!
But scientists in Japan announced yesterday they have succeeded in cloning mice using the same technique that created Dolly with more or less perfect results: The mice are healthy, they live just as long as regular mice, and they've been flawlessly cloned and recloned from the same source to the 25th generation. Researchers claim it's the first example of seamless, repeat cloning using the Dolly method-known as "somatic cell nuclear transfer" (SCNT)-in which the nucleus from an adult source animal is transferred to an egg with its nucleus removed. Until recently, the process was fraught with failures and mutations. But the team led by Teruhiko Wakayama, whose results were published today in the journal Cell Stem Cell, was able to create 581 clones from the same original mouse. Scientists, including Dolly's creator, have long felt the process was still too unstable-and too wasteful of precious eggs, given the failure rate-to be used on humans any time soon. But perhaps it's not so far off, after all.
Meanwhile in Russia: The Punisher
Everyone complains about bad drivers but in Russia 'The Punisher' is doing something about it.
Meet Alexei "The Punisher" Volkov, a Russian bus driver who has become a local celebrity in the city of Zelenograd for ramming rude drivers who cut him off in traffic. Equipped with a dashboard camera, Volkov says he wants to gradually improve people's driving etiquette by documenting each collision and posting the footage online. Volkov claims his employer approves of his actions, as the bus typically only receives minor damages from the impacts.
Swingers Club Group Sex Record Attempt Ends in Fire, Tears
Filthy scandis just can't handle their fire and group sex.
"I feel empty inside," one of the hostesses from Club Adam & Eva told The Local.
"There are no words to describe the loss. It's unreal."A swingers' club in eastern Sweden has been forced to abandon its attempt to set a new Swedish record after a fire destroyed the building that housed the "erotic oasis".
...More than 200 people had signed up to partake in the festivities, which were to feature a 30 square-metre bed and an attempt to set the Swedish record for "group sex", the Nyheter24 news website reported.
"I'm going to miss the cellar and all the great people you meet down there," wrote one member.
"I hope for a huge pile [of people]. That would be cool to see," the head of the club told Nyheter24 last week.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 13, 2013 10:26 PM (xKC/c)
Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 13, 2013 10:27 PM (j3uk1)
Posted by: Al Gore at March 13, 2013 10:28 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: Peaches at March 13, 2013 10:28 PM (AJM+z)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 13, 2013 10:29 PM (xKC/c)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 13, 2013 10:29 PM (xKC/c)
Posted by: mccool at March 13, 2013 10:29 PM (MG9++)
Posted by: The "artist" known as "The Artist former known as Prince" at March 13, 2013 10:31 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 13, 2013 10:31 PM (9UhPw)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 13, 2013 10:31 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 13, 2013 10:33 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 13, 2013 10:35 PM (mCvL4)
Former Iron Maiden drummer Clive Burr died today. He played on their first three albums including the classic Number Of The Beast.
Rock on in the next world, Clive.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RD94E5I69Wg
Posted by: Robert at March 13, 2013 10:35 PM (LUnTP)
Posted by: elizabethe at March 13, 2013 10:36 PM (vc40y)
Posted by: no good deed at March 13, 2013 10:37 PM (mjR67)
Posted by: Dick Nixon at March 13, 2013 10:37 PM (VrVBw)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 13, 2013 10:35 PM (mCvL4)
The early morning threads were on fire for a while. Hysterical like I haven't seen out of the Horde in a while.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 13, 2013 10:37 PM (GEICT)
Silver concludes that overall gun ownership is down since 1974. But that decline is due only to Democrats not owning guns.
Republican gun ownership remained constant.
In his analysis of the cause(s) - Nate failed to take into consideration that, since 1974, Democrats are born and live in places where legislation has made it damn near impossible to buy, own, or think about a gun.
That seems a likely causal factor. But I'm not Nate Silver.
Posted by: BumperStickerist at March 13, 2013 10:37 PM (9P+hO)
Should I have a scotch or not? On the one hand, it's only Wednesday. On the other hand, scotch.
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 13, 2013 10:38 PM (jIaZt)
"Fair". "Affordable". "Responsible".
Posted by: Secundus at March 13, 2013 10:38 PM (IV1em)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 13, 2013 10:38 PM (G6qpY)
He got very quiet for a very long time after that.
_
Posted by: BumperStickerist at March 13, 2013 10:39 PM (9P+hO)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 13, 2013 10:39 PM (DsPRa)
Posted by: Diane Frankenfeinstein at March 13, 2013 10:39 PM (rdy8w)
What does everyone know about the area around Sugarland, TX? I was already considering moving to TX in general and now it looks like my sister and her husband may be moving to the suburbs of Houston.
I'm looking for semi-rural. An acre or two 15 minutes from a Wal-mart and an hour or so from "big city" would be perfect.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at March 13, 2013 10:39 PM (wbeNt)
Posted by: USS Diversity at March 13, 2013 10:39 PM (+bZOu)
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 13, 2013 10:38 PM (jIaZt)
Havea scotch for me, I need it
.I woke up Monday and said "yeah it's gonna be one of those weeks isn't it."
Yep. It was. Crap.
Posted by: tsrblke at March 13, 2013 10:39 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 13, 2013 10:38 PM (jIaZt)
The Marginally Honorable Chairman votes "Drink'
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 13, 2013 10:39 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 13, 2013 10:38 PM (G6qpY)
HEY! I haven't done anything in like minutes and minutes!
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 13, 2013 10:40 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 13, 2013 10:38 PM (jIaZt)
What? is there some "no scotch on Wednesday" rule I don't know about?
scotch.
Posted by: elizabethe at March 13, 2013 10:40 PM (vc40y)
Posted by: F&U at March 13, 2013 10:40 PM (O7ksG)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 13, 2013 10:40 PM (jucos)
1. Who's following me? A child's guide to paranoia.
2. Mr. Toad's Gay marriage.
3. The very trippy caterpillar.
4. Learn to march with the Leather Nun.
5. Billy steals a fire truck.
6. Witch and the words that rhyme with it.
7. Jimmy strangles a dinosaur.
8. The little red charnel house.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 13, 2013 10:41 PM (xKC/c)
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What kind of orange juice are you using as a mixer - from concentrate or Sunny D?
Posted by: erg at March 13, 2013 10:41 PM (9P+hO)
I disapprove of Chuck Schumer's proposed legislation.
Have to express it in this manner, if I posted what I really think of that person and his politics, it would result in a banning.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 13, 2013 10:41 PM (SAMxH)
12 Worked today, slept most of tonight, so that means I missed some good threads
Posted by: kbdabear at March 13, 2013 10:35 PM (mCvL4)
The early morning threads were on fire for a while. Hysterical like I haven't seen out of the Horde in a while.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 13, 2013 10:37 PM
Figures, and I didn't DVR it
Posted by: kbdabear at March 13, 2013 10:41 PM (mCvL4)
Side note: Argentina has more Italians than any country on Earth other than Italy, and Italians constitute the majority of its population, as is also the case in Uruguay. There are also 30 million Italians in Brazil.
Anyway, in addition to committing the George Zimmerman "white Hispanic" sin in reverse (and again, man, do they want to paint this as a Latin American thing), they completely ignore the facts that his name is modeled after Francis of Assisi (patron saint of Italy), and that his primary language is Italian, not Spanish.
Yet another swing and a miss by the racist, uninformed MSM.
Posted by: Blacksheep at March 13, 2013 10:42 PM (bS6uW)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 13, 2013 10:40 PM (Gk3SS)
All Hail the Dark and Beautiful Queen!
lol
Evenin AtC!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 13, 2013 10:42 PM (GEICT)
Does anyone know what happened to Ed Schultz? MSNBC is going to announce
his replacement tomorrow, according to a Toure tweet that I read.
Posted by: Jared Loughner at March 13, 2013 10:42 PM (e8kgV)
Once again I turn to the combined knowledge of the Horde.
What does everyone know about the area around Sugarland, TX? I was
already considering moving to TX in general and now it looks like my
sister and her husband may be moving to the suburbs of Houston.
I'm looking for semi-rural. An acre or two 15 minutes from a Wal-mart and an hour or so from "big city" would be perfect.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at March 13, 2013 10:39 PM (wbeNt)
I've been evaluating destinations myself. One very helpful tool is www.trulia.com, where you can do things like search an area for homes >1750 sq ft, 3+ bed, 2+ bath, on > 2 acres and peruse 'em.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 13, 2013 10:42 PM (kaalw)
Scotch does make a compelling argument.
Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at March 13, 2013 10:43 PM (oScEo)
I have copies over here in my white van... er... uh... nevermind...
Posted by: Harry Reid at March 13, 2013 10:43 PM (rdy8w)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 13, 2013 10:42 PM (GEICT)
*waves*
I had to work today at work. It was terrible.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 13, 2013 10:43 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Blacksheep at March 13, 2013 10:42 PM (bS6uW)
I've seen a lot of comments about Assisi (I forgot he was patron saint of Italy) but still have no confirmation that it wasn't Francis Xavier. (or both.)
Posted by: tsrblke at March 13, 2013 10:44 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: Whatev at March 13, 2013 10:44 PM (A7Wh1)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 13, 2013 10:44 PM (xKC/c)
Posted by: Cicero Kid's nic foretells the future of gunowners at March 13, 2013 10:44 PM (UrENZ)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 13, 2013 10:43 PM (Gk3SS)
I've been avoiding my work at work. Deep tearing pain right at the pantsline kinda makes it hard to lean over the desk to work.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 13, 2013 10:45 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 13, 2013 10:45 PM (P7nGQ)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 13, 2013 10:43 PM (Gk3SS)
I had to work and then got told they aren't renewing my Grad Assistant contract in May.
Apparently I'm too "academic and Theoretical" for the Research Review Board (which should give you pause before letting any friends do research trials.)
I'll join the ranks of the unemployed now I guess.
Posted by: tsrblke at March 13, 2013 10:45 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 13, 2013 10:44 PM (xKC/c)
How very kind. Cupcake? *slides one over*
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 13, 2013 10:46 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: zsasz at March 13, 2013 10:46 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: joncelli at March 13, 2013 10:46 PM (CWlPF)
Ignore the stupid things I saw, pay attention only to the shockingly insightful things I say. And the boobies I post.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 13, 2013 10:46 PM (GEICT)
"Silver concludes that overall gun ownership is down since 1974"
And I conclude that Silver's IQ is also down since 1974
(If he wasn't born yet in '74 it's still a reasonable conclusion)
Posted by: Jess1 at March 13, 2013 10:46 PM (lbiWb)
Posted by: USS Diversity at March 13, 2013 10:46 PM (+bZOu)
Poor Empress! Please, put your feet up on my back.
i thought the queen of hearts demanded a pig-stool?
Posted by: Cicero Kid's nic foretells the future of gunowners at March 13, 2013 10:46 PM (UrENZ)
Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at March 13, 2013 10:47 PM (Y5I9o)
Posted by: Y-not at March 13, 2013 10:47 PM (5H6zj)
Problem here is that fuckface may have the votes to do it.
He won't have a problem with reelection, either.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 13, 2013 10:47 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: zsasz at March 13, 2013 10:48 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 13, 2013 10:48 PM (xKC/c)
Now, I'm a bit low at the moment, so I only have to choose between a 12, 14 & 21 year Balvenie, or a speyside.
This is a good problem.
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 13, 2013 10:49 PM (jIaZt)
He won't have a problem with reelection, either.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 13, 2013 10:47 PM (SAMxH)Since no congress critters read bills and this was supposedly slipped in as an amendment that may be possible.
Posted by: tsrblke at March 13, 2013 10:49 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 13, 2013 10:49 PM (xKC/c)
I heard the Francis Xavier thing earlier, too, but then later read that a Vatican source said the origin is Francis of Assisi. CNN is now reporting the same.
Another cool factoid: Pope Francis has a master's degree in chemistry.
Posted by: Blacksheep at March 13, 2013 10:50 PM (bS6uW)
Posted by: Piercello at March 13, 2013 10:50 PM (E/6f0)
Heard on the grapevine ...
Does anyone know what happened to Ed Schultz? MSNBC is going to announce
his replacement tomorrow, according to a Toure tweet that I read.
Posted by: Jared Loughner at March 13, 2013 10:42 PM (e8kgV)
Show moved to the weekend, aka exiled to Siberia in hopes of death by exposure.
Posted by: joncelli at March 13, 2013 10:50 PM (CWlPF)
Posted by: irongrampa at March 13, 2013 10:41 PM (SAMxH)
Move to Texas. Think of it as preparing a refuge for the family that hasn't woken up yet.
Posted by: Ook? at March 13, 2013 10:50 PM (OQpzc)
Posted by: zsasz at March 13, 2013 10:51 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Jess1 at March 13, 2013 10:51 PM (lbiWb)
Posted by: Blacksheep at March 13, 2013 10:50 PM (bS6uW)
I saw a CNN quote from a "Vatican expert" but he said "there's only one St. Francis" which I thought was a bit presumptuous personally..
Posted by: tsrblke at March 13, 2013 10:52 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: joncelli at March 13, 2013 10:52 PM (CWlPF)
Thanks Coothy. Was looking on homes. com while on the phone with my sister (she was on the same site at her home in CA, isn't technology cool?) but trulia sounds like it may have a better search ability. I noticed there are *a lot* of houses available so am hopeful of finding something.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at March 13, 2013 10:52 PM (wbeNt)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 13, 2013 10:52 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Samuel L. Jacksonater at March 13, 2013 10:52 PM (Md8Uo)
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 13, 2013 10:52 PM (P7nGQ)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 13, 2013 10:45 PM (GEICT)
Ooooowwwww. Here. Have Bannion's brownies.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 13, 2013 10:53 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 13, 2013 10:53 PM (lxc0s)
Posted by: Piercello at March 13, 2013 10:50 PM (E/6f0)
I got 10 weeks to figure out what to do. Troublesome because there was a 3 year renewal option on the contract and the wife and I just bought a house in August and now she's facing furlough's from the Sequester. (She's kinda essential personnel though so we may get a bye on that one.)
Tough times tough times.
Made worse by the fact that going through some shit last year I delayed taking my comprehensive exams so now I'm far behind in the degree process.
Who knows what comes next....
Posted by: tsrblke at March 13, 2013 10:54 PM (GaqMa)
Dinner tonight was steak with pepper jack cheese and sautéed mushrooms and a side of sautéed kale. Now I'm full and in no mood to do any work that needs to be done before tomorrow.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 13, 2013 10:54 PM (DsPRa)
Posted by: Cicero Kid's nic is the strangest place i ever made whoopee at March 13, 2013 10:55 PM (UrENZ)
Apparently
I'm too "academic and Theoretical" for the Research Review Board (which
should give you pause before letting any friends do research trials.)
I'll join the ranks of the unemployed now I guess.
Posted by: tsrblke at March 13, 2013 10:45 PM (GaqMa)
A. I'm sorry.
B. What the hell does that even mean other than ummm we lost some of our grant money so we're taking the money from your department and lying through our teeth about it.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 13, 2013 10:55 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: angel with a sword at March 13, 2013 10:55 PM (3RiPs)
Posted by: chemjeff at March 13, 2013 10:56 PM (BBWjt)
Fair enough, it's not like I know the guy or anything, or like CNN is the all-knowing authority on anything except coming in last night after night.
I was really just lulzing at the MSM feebs so desperately wanting something that just wasn't so.
Posted by: Blacksheep at March 13, 2013 10:56 PM (bS6uW)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 13, 2013 10:56 PM (ORGYc)
Posted by: chemjeff at March 13, 2013 10:56 PM (BBWjt)
"We know that our commander has risen up there and is face to face with Christ," Maduro said, to an outburst of laughter at a political event, just over a week after Chavez died following 14 years in charge of Venezuela.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at March 13, 2013 10:57 PM (e8kgV)
Mr toad
The very hungry caterpillar
Madeleine
Don't know
Mother Goose
Forgot
Not a clue
Posted by: Museisluse at March 13, 2013 10:57 PM (pGZui)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 13, 2013 10:53 PM (Gk3SS)
Thank you. In a moment of really extra special snowflakeness, a simple ingrown hair became infected, then abscessed. Go see the doc. "Yeah, antibiotics and I'm just going to nick it, to allow it to drain." Fucker. "Nick it" meant slicing it open with a scalpel and "allowing it to drain" meant squeezing it like a 16 yr old girl going after a zit before prom.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 13, 2013 10:57 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Adm. Akbar at March 13, 2013 10:58 PM (EhSF0)
Posted by: zsasz at March 13, 2013 10:58 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 13, 2013 10:54 PM (DsPRa)
Portobello and cheddar sandwich. Felt like a king. The wife juices now. The kale makes it taste like swamp water. I'd rather die young.
Posted by: Ook? at March 13, 2013 10:58 PM (OQpzc)
Posted by: Synova at March 13, 2013 10:58 PM (7/PU+)
Sugar Land has a lot to offer but it isn't semi-rural anymore - 100,000 people live there now, and there's a huge Indian population. Further west -- say, Richmond or Waller -- is the new semi-rural in that area.
Posted by: Blacksheep at March 13, 2013 10:59 PM (bS6uW)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 13, 2013 10:55 PM (Gk3SS)
Heh the positions going to be refilled.
Review boards are hard dollars (because of all the Pharma Money.)
Seriously I think they had know idea what to do with someone who knew both the regulations and the theory behind the regulations, which meant I was remarkably good at determining where things were apt to go wrong (because they followed the letter of the law rather than the actual intent.)
I was told I asked "why" to much (seriously) which apparently is a liability when you're busy trying to get studies approved.
They wanted more of a "worker bee" who was capable of shuffling paperwork or something with I guess minimal understanding of the actual importance of the paperwork. (quote are actually things they said to me.)
They hired a PHD student in Health Care Ethics, did they not expect to get someone like me?!
(Strangest part was when they said they wanted to use me to increase communication between the review board and the health care ethics department, and then never did that and seem flustered when I'd pick my professors brains for problems I was having with my work.)
Posted by: tsrblke at March 13, 2013 10:59 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: Craig Poe at March 13, 2013 11:00 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 13, 2013 11:00 PM (mCvL4)
Portobello and cheddar sandwich. Felt like a king. The wife juices now. The kale makes it taste like swamp water. I'd rather die young.
I sauté it in bacon fat and add salt and pepper. I actually like the slight bitterness that kale has.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 13, 2013 11:00 PM (DsPRa)
Posted by: Blacksheep at March 13, 2013 10:56 PM (bS6uW)
Oh agreed. They totally want to imply he's going to be a liberation theologian, playing up his "social justice" cred.
But my understanding is his social justice cred is more of the "be a better person" type of social justice. Not the "government will fix it." type.
Posted by: tsrblke at March 13, 2013 11:01 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: Piercello at March 13, 2013 11:01 PM (E/6f0)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 13, 2013 11:01 PM (MBqvE)
The Jesuits, Society of Jesus, was founded by St Francis Xavier.
nuff said.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at March 13, 2013 11:01 PM (e8kgV)
Let me translate all that for you - oh fuck we're going to get whistleblown when all the corner cutting we do gets exposed.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 13, 2013 11:01 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at March 13, 2013 11:02 PM (79AXR)
I'm all for cloning the moron horde (or anyone else, just because they want to) but I think it matters if a fertilized egg is destroyed or not.
Posted by: Synova at March 13, 2013 11:02 PM (7/PU+)
That could obviously be the case given the Jesuit angle. A double win from his perspective.
Posted by: Blacksheep at March 13, 2013 11:02 PM (bS6uW)
Posted by: Cicero Kid says what's UrENZ is also MineENZ at March 13, 2013 11:02 PM (UrENZ)
Posted by: Piercello at March 13, 2013 11:01 PM (E/6f0)
I confess I'm likely more of a victim of knowing to much theory.
So when they'd ask for something I was able to kick out a proposal, explanation and justification. But they really just wanted examples from other institutions review boards.
Oh wellz, they'll get their "worker bee." But I'd be wary of the output from someone with no understanding of research ethics.
Posted by: tsrblke at March 13, 2013 11:02 PM (GaqMa)
A quick read on S.374 shows that ALL firearms are included--there is no provisions for exception. Under this bill, EVERYTHING is liable. Including historical weapons.
So you all are automatically felons.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 13, 2013 11:03 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: Mayday at March 13, 2013 11:03 PM (F3s39)
Portobello and cheddar sandwich. Felt like a king. The wife juices now. The kale makes it taste like swamp water. I'd rather die young.
I sauté it in bacon fat and add salt and pepper. I actually like the slight bitterness that kale has.
I heard that freezing kale will take away the bitterness. Freeze it then thaw it out and use like usual.
Posted by: LindaFell at March 13, 2013 11:03 PM (PGO8C)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 13, 2013 11:01 PM (Gk3SS)Sucks for them that the next IRB chair apparently going to be my dissertation mentor per my academic department chair's suggestion.I'm meeting with her next week, I intend to tell her I'm floored by being let go so quickly.
Posted by: tsrblke at March 13, 2013 11:04 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 13, 2013 11:04 PM (P7nGQ)
Posted by: Charlie at March 13, 2013 11:05 PM (q+XgV)
I think this one will backfire badly on the Broncos, Welker was a mediocre slot receiver in Miami. This is a case of the system making the player
Posted by: kbdabear at March 13, 2013 11:05 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 13, 2013 10:53 PM (lxc0s)
with ya bro.
my favorite saying is "it sucks to be unarmed"
try it,
a Jodie Foster movie, "sucks to be unarmed"
a slasher movie, "sucks to be unarmed"
most stories in newspapers, "sucks to be unarmed"
neighbors dog attacks child, "sucks to be unarmed"
try it out
Posted by: Jake in ID at March 13, 2013 11:05 PM (zzeVM)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 13, 2013 11:05 PM (xjpRj)
Posted by: RWC at March 13, 2013 11:05 PM (sqp6o)
Posted by: irongrampa at March 13, 2013 11:03 PM (SAMxH)
just the way they like it, us serfs need a beating to comply
Posted by: Jake in ID at March 13, 2013 11:07 PM (zzeVM)
Sugarland is supposed to have a very good Vinyard church so I'm looking for something in about a half-hour drive from there. My sister's looking more in the Pearland area so her husband can attend Fuller Seminary and she can get woek as a surgical PA and go to school to become an official surgeon.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at March 13, 2013 11:07 PM (wbeNt)
I've known two people who have been educated by the Jesuits who told me they don't take shit from anyone and are smarter than your average bear.
Posted by: mpfs, assault fishstick at March 13, 2013 11:07 PM (TCy/B)
Yah. Right. WTF? I'm supposed to follow a url to see how funny that is? and this is a Smart (any-kind) Blog?
Phtmpht... hawk, spit.
Now, something about the price of ammo, and why DHS has enough for 20 years at the rate of the Iraq war, on the other hand...
Nah. Nothing to see here.
StuckOnStupid.
Posted by: barky the precedent at March 13, 2013 11:07 PM (g+EDm)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 13, 2013 11:08 PM (ORGYc)
11879 Regarding Chuck Schumer: I used to be about responsible gun control- but F them gun grabbers. I've gone all the way the other direction. Paid your debt to society? Then you too can own a gun.
I have said this before myself. If you are an ex-con too dangerous to own a gun, then you are not rehabilitated and need to stay in the can. Shall not be infringed: what does it mean?
Posted by: Cicero Kid at March 13, 2013 11:08 PM (UrENZ)
Ok, the swinger article is just full of awkward phrasing.
"I feel empty inside," one of the hostesses from Club Adam Eva told The Local.
Luckily she quickly resolved that problem with the help of three nearby gentlemen and a goat.
"My husband and I had planned on heading there this weekend for some nice sex with other couples. But that plan went belly up," wrote another.
As opposed to the plan going "belly down, ass up" which would have meant success.
The hostess, who has worked at the club for four years and is one of about a dozen or so who help the club operate, said the club and it's members were "like a family".
A family where the members have sex with each other.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 13, 2013 11:08 PM (DsPRa)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 13,2013 10:42 PM (kaalw)
Thanks Coothy. Was looking on homes. com while on the phone with my
sister (she was on the same site at her home in CA, isn't technology
cool?) but trulia sounds like it may have a better search ability. I
noticed there are *a lot* of houses available so am hopeful of finding
something.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at March 13, 2013 10:52 PM (wbeNt)
One other thing particularly of note -- it has the assessed value and annual taxes for most properties. If the property is assessed for $100K, and is on the market for $200K, and the taxes last year were $2500....look out! 'Cause taxes after you buy it will be $5K.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 13, 2013 11:09 PM (kaalw)
have to use a downtown ATM at night, "sucks to be unarmed"
Jake, I think you're on to something here...
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 13, 2013 11:09 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 13, 2013 11:09 PM (ORGYc)
Posted by: Craig Poe at March 13, 2013 11:10 PM (BVkEs)
I heard that freezing kale will take away the bitterness. Freeze it then thaw it out and use like usual.
I'll have to try that the next time I go shopping. The store nearby is hit or miss with veggies, but when they get a good crop in I'd like to buy more than one or two day's worth.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 13, 2013 11:10 PM (DsPRa)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 13, 2013 11:11 PM (G6qpY)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 13, 2013 11:11 PM (jucos)
I just looked that up. Some sites say Francis Xavier was a co-founder, while others say he was one of the first Jesuits.
They pretty much all say Ignatius Loyola was the main man, converting after being injured during a war, and then, ironically for purposes of this discussion, basing his conversion in part on the example of Francis of Assisi, who also went to war and then came back and walked away from family wealth to lead an austere lifestyle.
I would probably do well to emulate the piety of any of these gentlemen.
Posted by: Blacksheep at March 13, 2013 11:12 PM (bS6uW)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 13, 2013 11:12 PM (pLvWv)
"131So, anything happen today?"
Wisconsin gouda was named US championship cheese. Oh, and Chuck Shumer says you should be imprisoned for even thinking "gun".
Posted by: Cicero Kid at March 13, 2013 11:13 PM (UrENZ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 13, 2013 11:14 PM (xKC/c)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at March 13, 2013 11:14 PM (wbeNt)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 13, 2013 11:14 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: chemjeff at March 13, 2013 11:15 PM (BBWjt)
Commento ergo sum
Loosely translated- "I comment, therefore I am"
Oh, and "hi morons and ettes."
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 13, 2013 11:15 PM (pLvWv)
"So, anything happen today?"
You mean that would impact the day to day life of most Americans? Like, say, repealing obummercare?
Nah, not really.
Posted by: Jess1 at March 13, 2013 11:16 PM (lbiWb)
Yep. They want a 'compromise?'. Usually that entails both sides coming away with something that benefits them.
Fuck 'em, no more slice of the cake.
Washington State shot down their new 'people' control bill today. What say you New York?
Posted by: RWC at March 13, 2013 11:16 PM (sqp6o)
Posted by: archie goodwin at March 13, 2013 11:16 PM (Jsiw/)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 13, 2013 11:14 PM (JMmQ9)
******
Golf clap.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 13, 2013 11:16 PM (pLvWv)
I cannot tell you. It's confidential. Anyway, how is your sex life?
Posted by: Tommy Wiseau at March 13, 2013 11:18 PM (jlTjT)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at March 13, 2013 11:18 PM (wbeNt)
Posted by: Jess1 at March 13, 2013 11:18 PM (lbiWb)
Posted by: Berserker at March 13, 2013 11:18 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: simon jester at March 13, 2013 11:19 PM (EhSF0)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 13, 2013 11:19 PM (pLvWv)
One small bright spot, of the 62 counties in New York, 47 were in oppostion to gunner Cuomo's safe act at last count.
Virtually all the Sheriffs associations were also opposed.
It would be so great if this bullshit could be finally resolved in OUR favor.
Maybe this IS the time--warm weather is coming so the demonstrations will be easier to get going.
And I'll bet the farm there will be a few.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 13, 2013 11:20 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 13, 2013 11:21 PM (ORGYc)
Not sure about the Vineyard church b/c I'm Catholic. Lots of nice churches in the area though, as Sugar Land (and btw, you've got to use the two word version of the name there or you'll hear about it) is a good conservative place in a good conservative county (Fort Bend). For what it's worth, there's also good schools and golf courses, but again, it's pretty damn crowded there these days.
I mentioned Richmond earlier, that's maybe 15 minutes from S'Land. I also mentioned Waller, but that's a good 30-35 minutes and heavy Southern Baptist.
Pearland has a good reputation by is nothing special IMO, and is also getting pretty crowded. Many people love it there, though, so maybe that's my local bias kicking in. The schools also have a good reputation, as does Friendswood a little further south of Pearland.
Good luck finding what you're looking for whatever you decide!
Posted by: Blacksheep at March 13, 2013 11:21 PM (bS6uW)
Golfclap
Posted by: mpfs, assault fishstick at March 13, 2013 11:22 PM (TCy/B)
Duh. Didn't you read the side effects? You're supposed to see a dr for boners lasting more than 4 hours.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 13, 2013 11:22 PM (gU+VR)
Polliwogette and Cthulhu - http://hotpads.com/
Y-not, all I got was Madeline also. More from the cartoon than book. When growing up I went from grade school primers to reading science fiction and the encyclopedia. Only in high school did my Mom try to interest me in YA books, I tried to read one and tossed it aside as immature.
Speaking of animation. Funny take on Greek mythology in French and no sugar-coating of what a goat Zeus is.
http://youtu.be/k_XxR5Pce9w
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 13, 2013 11:23 PM (bDDEv)
Posted by: RWC at March 13, 2013 11:23 PM (sqp6o)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 13, 2013 11:22 PM (gU+VR)
I wish. As Jeff Foxworthy said, "Oh, I'll go to the hospital. Put on one of those hospital gowns backwards and I'm walking the halls baby! 'Hey! Anyone need to hang anything up?'"
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 13, 2013 11:24 PM (GEICT)
http://tinyurl.com/at92och
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 13, 2013 11:25 PM (pLvWv)
Posted by: crossing the memes at March 13, 2013 11:25 PM (rdy8w)
Posted by: Jess1 at March 13, 2013 11:25 PM (lbiWb)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 13, 2013 11:26 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at March 13, 2013 11:26 PM (KL49F)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 13, 2013 11:26 PM (pLvWv)
Gabriella Sabatini not included...
Posted by: Wally in Walla Walla at March 13, 2013 11:27 PM (Dll6b)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 13, 2013 11:27 PM (pLvWv)
I really really like him.
Posted by: L, elle at March 13, 2013 11:27 PM (0PiQ4)
Well helloooo Dolly, Dolly, Dolly, Dolly, Dolly, Dolly, Dolly, Dolly, Dolly, Dolly, Dolly, Dolly, Dolly, Dolly, Dolly, Dolly, Dolly..................
Posted by: Deli LLama at March 13, 2013 11:28 PM (lGu1O)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 13, 2013 11:28 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 13, 2013 1
should you have a scotch? you should always have a scotch, unless traffic is especially heavy and the weather is really bad.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 13, 2013 11:28 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 13, 2013 11:29 PM (pLvWv)
Posted by: chemjeff at March 13, 2013 11:29 PM (BBWjt)
And I'll bet the farm there will be a few.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 13, 2013 11:20 PM (SAMxH)
There already are, but try finding any coverage. Basically supporters of 2A have to do something to their detriment to get on the news.
Posted by: RWC at March 13, 2013 11:29 PM (sqp6o)
*******
If you have a scotch in each hand, does that make you a two-fisted drinker?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 13, 2013 11:30 PM (pLvWv)
"If you have a scotch in each hand, does that make you a two-fisted drinker? "
No, but it does mean that you're off to a good start.
Posted by: Jess1 at March 13, 2013 11:30 PM (lbiWb)
They also have a nasty tendency to be raging marxists.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 13, 2013 11:31 PM (gU+VR)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at March 13, 2013 11:31 PM (wbeNt)
It is estimated up to 24 million Argentines have some degree of Italian descent (up to 60% of the total population)
But yeah, it's Wiki, and could therefore be total bullshit.
Also a matter of degree I guess, how much blood makes you a particular ethnicity? I'm certainly no expert on Argentine migration patterns in any event.
Posted by: Blacksheep at March 13, 2013 11:33 PM (bS6uW)
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at March 13, 2013 11:33 PM (KL49F)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at March 13, 2013 11:34 PM (wbeNt)
I see that Wes Welker signed with the Broncos
I think this one
will backfire badly on the Broncos, Welker was a mediocre slot receiver
in Miami. This is a case of the system making the player
Posted by: kbdabear at March 13, 2013 11:05 PM (mCvL4)
He's just going to be the dump receiver, he'll have like 120 catches but for only around 800 yds.
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 13, 2013 11:34 PM (NzBQO)
Yeah, RWC, Albany for one recently. Damn near an embargo on that one. One station gave it a whole 10 seconds.
I think though, that the lsm will cover them in hopes that somebody gets rowdy.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 13, 2013 11:34 PM (SAMxH)
*******
According to little Lizzie W. only about 1/32.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 13, 2013 11:34 PM (pLvWv)
Posted by: Piercello at March 13, 2013 11:34 PM (E/6f0)
I thought if you were discussing descent the italian was assumed.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 13, 2013 11:34 PM (Z9EHQ)
"If you have a scotch in each hand, does that make you a two-fisted drinker? "
No, but it does mean that you're off to a good start.
Posted by: Jess1 at March 13, 2013 11:30 PM (lbiWb)
No, it means you need to get a bigger glass.
Posted by: model_1066 at March 13, 2013 11:34 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Aslan's Girl
schumer schmumer. schumer is a violation.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 13, 2013 11:35 PM (Z9EHQ)
Oh, and I see that bebe is here with her boobs. Hi girls!
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 13, 2013 11:35 PM (jIaZt)
Several years ago I read that the (North) American ones are like that (and I know of one personally from my former parish) and full of queers but that the European ones haven't been corrupted. I don't know about elsewhere like South America and the article or column didn't mention.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 13, 2013 11:35 PM (ORGYc)
Whuttup, morons? I also had to work work today, so missed the purported lively threads this morning. My life, in a nutshell.
Posted by: Kalneva at March 13, 2013 11:36 PM (S+/pH)
loaner for a student in training, let your son shoot a rifle you
purchased while hunting, or provide a gun to a woman for self-defense,
you've committed a felony. 5 years in prison for each of you.
The long national nightmare of totalitarianism officially kicks into overdrive.
Posted by: The Third Horseman of The Apocalypse at March 13, 2013 11:36 PM (vbh31)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at March 13, 2013 11:36 PM (wbeNt)
No problem, hope you find what you're looking for.
Posted by: Blacksheep at March 13, 2013 11:36 PM (bS6uW)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 13, 2013 11:37 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 13, 2013 11:37 PM (pLvWv)
Posted by: Craig Poe at March 13, 2013 11:37 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 13, 2013 11:38 PM (pLvWv)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 13, 2013 11:39 PM (NzBQO)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 13, 2013 11:39 PM (bDDEv)
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 13, 2013 11:39 PM (SAMxH)
Polliwog,
Check out this article from Popular Mechanics.
http://www.popularmechanics.com/outdoors/ survival/tips/4331779?click=main_sr#slide-1
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 13, 2013 11:39 PM (DsPRa)
loaner for a student in training, let your son shoot a rifle you
purchased while hunting, or provide a gun to a woman for self-defense,
you've committed a felony. 5 years in prison for each of you.
The long national nightmare of totalitarianism officially kicks into overdrive.
Posted by: The Third Horseman of The Apocalypse at March 13, 2013 11:36 PM (vbh31)
Let's not get too hasty...how the fuck is this ever going to be enforced? Oh, and fuck Shumer sideways with a stack of juvenescent literature.
Posted by: model_1066 at March 13, 2013 11:39 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 13, 2013 11:40 PM (pLvWv)
Posted by: Obamao at March 13, 2013 11:40 PM (JtyGg)
Too bad I have nothing to say.
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 13, 2013 11:40 PM (9UhPw)
Posted by: otho at March 13, 2013 11:40 PM (yBF/9)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 13, 2013 11:40 PM (gU+VR)
Posted by: Kalneva at March 13, 2013 11:40 PM (S+/pH)
Welcome to California, where safety comes at a price.
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 13, 2013 11:41 PM (NzBQO)
Posted by: eman at March 13, 2013 11:41 PM (64rcm)
Selectively, of course. With enough high-profile cases to put fear into every gun-owner's heart.
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 13, 2013 11:41 PM (P7nGQ)
Yes, that is the agenda. I offer them something about the horse they rode in on. The bullet will meet the bone.
Posted by: angel with a sword at March 13, 2013 11:41 PM (3RiPs)
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 13, 2013 11:40 PM (9UhPw)
********
Hmmm. That has never slowed me down.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 13, 2013 11:42 PM (pLvWv)
Posted by: Helen Thomas at March 13, 2013 11:42 PM (CZCbG)
Somewhere the Mayans are saying "See this prophecy thing isn't as easy as it looks."
Posted by: Methos at March 13, 2013 11:42 PM (hO9ad)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 13, 2013 11:42 PM (ORGYc)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 13, 2013 11:43 PM (gU+VR)
Anyone hear the black guy on Rush, this morning, saying he'd had an
epiphany, along with everyone he knows? God I hope that was real. Might
have been a seminar caller, false flagging or whatever, but didn't
sound like it. He actually said TFG was "sinister". Word.
Posted by: Kalneva at March 13, 2013 11:40 PM (S+/pH)
---
Sounded genuine. Maybe there's still hope. Here's hoping so.
Posted by: Craig Poe at March 13, 2013 11:43 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 13, 2013 11:41 PM (P7nGQ)
I'm trying to think of a similar law in which that tactic ever worked...
Posted by: model_1066 at March 13, 2013 11:44 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Craig Poe at March 13, 2013 11:44 PM (BVkEs)
Maybe Gushie will show, and we can make it a fearsome foursome.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 13, 2013 11:45 PM (gU+VR)
I think though, that the lsm will cover them in hopes that somebody gets rowdy.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 13, 2013 11:34 PM (SAMxH)
That's what i meant by having them/us do something to the detriment. Funny thing is, whenever a independent source covers them and posts it we know what the hell we're fighting for.
When the MSM covers anything gun related we can buy machine guns at the corner store, 40+ percent of sales don't get a background check, etc...
The antis are a hard albeit stupid nut to crack.
(but you knew that, I'm just rambling.)
Posted by: RWC at March 13, 2013 11:45 PM (sqp6o)
Posted by: Kalneva at March 13, 2013 11:45 PM (S+/pH)
His parents immigrated from Italy to Argentina during the time of Il Duce and no jobs in Italy.
WWII is pretty much blank to him personally. But he grew up in the time of Peron and the Nazi influx to Argentina. Also the collapse of the country because of the excesses of the Perons and how it impacted the average person.
He was elevated to wearing the regalia of a Cardinal by Pope John Paul II.
So just from that, the chances of him being a neo-Marxist card carrying liberation theologian like Pfleger are slim.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 13, 2013 11:45 PM (bDDEv)
No wonder at all.
Because in a just world, free men with guns regulate evil motherfucking tyrants like Chuck Schumer.
Posted by: rickl at March 13, 2013 11:45 PM (sdi6R)
enforced? Oh, and fuck Shumer sideways with a stack of juvenescent
literature.
Get it on the books, and they'll enforce it against whoever they choose.
Posted by: Methos at March 13, 2013 11:46 PM (hO9ad)
He's attacked "liberation theology" so let's hope/pray for the best.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 13, 2013 11:46 PM (ORGYc)
Posted by: Kalneva at March 13, 2013 11:45 PM (S+/pH)
*******
How old is he? If you don't mind me asking. Failing quickly?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 13, 2013 11:46 PM (pLvWv)
The POS knows it is not going anywhere.
Posted by: eman at March 13, 2013 11:47 PM (64rcm)
Posted by: Vicar of Wakeful at March 13, 2013 11:47 PM (aDwsi)
epiphany, along with everyone he knows?
--
What was his epiphany, and did he say what prompted it?
Posted by: Mayday at March 13, 2013 11:47 PM (F3s39)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 13, 2013 11:48 PM (ORGYc)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 13, 2013 11:48 PM (gU+VR)
Posted by: model_1066 at March 13, 2013 11:39 PM (7xPCu)
It won't be actively pursued. It will be used when they feel like it.
Posted by: RWC at March 13, 2013 11:49 PM (sqp6o)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 13, 2013 11:50 PM (QTHTd)
Of course, I just thought it funny that a sitting governor would be in violation of Schumer's nonsense laws. It proves what an unConstitutional idjit Schumer is.
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at March 13, 2013 11:50 PM (KL49F)
Posted by: The Third Horseman of The Apocalypse at March 13, 2013 11:50 PM (vbh31)
I am on board with that – a victim of a crime will be deemed a
criminal and punished for not reporting the crime WITHIN 24 hours.
5 years seems fair for not reporting the theft of an item worth about
five years for stealing it (based upon dollar value, IANAL).
Used to be rape was a capital offense, maybe life now, why not up to
life in prison for not reporting being the victim of rape and not
reporting within 24 hours? Good luck on your defense if a third party or
the perp turn state’s witness against you.
I would have liked to ramp up the analogies, but cut to the chase –
Amend with a pill to require all victims of any crime to report
within 24 hours or be subject to the same penalty in Federal Court as
the perpetrator would in any jurisdiction.
Posted by: Obamao at March 13, 2013 11:50 PM (JtyGg)
Hmmm, he's supposedly attacked the curia too. Maybe he'll clean that cesspool out
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 13, 2013 11:51 PM (gU+VR)
Does that make him a farmacist?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 13, 2013 11:51 PM (pLvWv)
Welcome to California, where safety comes at a price.
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 13, 2013 11:41 PM (NzBQO)
That liberal woman, can't remember her name. Brunette, long hair, on O'Reilly tonight, said that if someone could get in her house, he deserves it! She chooses not to own a gun to defend herself, because her house is "very hard to get into". But just like all lefties, doesn't give a crap about the people who can't afford sophisticated alarm systems and gates! What a scrunt.
Posted by: Kalneva at March 13, 2013 11:51 PM (S+/pH)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 13, 2013 11:52 PM (JMmQ9)
---
Agree, for Stage I Totalitarianism. But a few years down the road, when they ramp it up, all bets are off.
Posted by: Mayday at March 13, 2013 11:52 PM (F3s39)
Eff you, Eric Carle!
Posted by: Andy at March 13, 2013 11:52 PM (OZPoa)
Posted by: Craig Poe at March 13, 2013 11:52 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: otho at March 13, 2013 11:52 PM (yBF/9)
Francis of Asisi, for whom the new Pope is named, had a father named
Peter. Also Francis is Italian (Roman), he just happened to be born in
Argentina. Or maybe because there was implied space between the next to
last and last Popes on the list.
If Kevin Bacon's not in that timeline somewhere, it's all bullshit.
Posted by: The Third Horseman of The Apocalypse at March 13, 2013 11:53 PM (vbh31)
Posted by: chemjeff at March 13, 2013 11:53 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: The Dude at March 13, 2013 11:54 PM (vJdyz)
if leftist demagogues like Schumer get their way? Five years in prison?
.
.
.
Won't be enough bed space. Will need to make prisons, err, correctional facilities, capable of much more concentrated felon inmates. Maybe old navy style, bunk beds seven high, floor to ceiling, wall to wall.
With such a large population a certain large number of natural mortality would be expected. On-site morgue and crematoria might be necessary.
Really just a matter of will to enforce the law and logistics.
Posted by: Obamao at March 13, 2013 11:55 PM (JtyGg)
Posted by: model_1066 at March 13, 2013 11:39 PM (7xPCu)
Just make sure the stack of juvenecent lit is from post-1985 -- the government banned all childrens' from pre-'85 y'know; wouldn't want you in trouble with the gubmint
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at March 13, 2013 11:55 PM (KL49F)
Does that make him a farmacist?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 13, 2013 11:51 PM (pLvWv)
He's a sativa-slinger; an indica icon...
Posted by: model_1066 at March 13, 2013 11:55 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 13, 2013 11:55 PM (pLvWv)
Posted by: Kalneva at March 13, 2013 11:55 PM (S+/pH)
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 13, 2013 11:55 PM (jIaZt)
Who cares? The point is to make us all criminals of one sort or another. That way they can round us up at will.
Posted by: navybrat at March 13, 2013 11:56 PM (CgiRY)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 13, 2013 11:56 PM (bDDEv)
“In an old house in Paris that was covered with vines/ Lived twelve little girls in two straight lines/ In two straight lines they broke their bread/ And brushed their teeth and went to bed. / They left the house at half past nine/ In two straight lines in rain or shine-/ The smallest one was Madeline.”
Posted by: 80sBaby at March 13, 2013 11:56 PM (YjDyJ)
going to be enforced? Oh, and fuck Shumer sideways with a stack of
juvenescent literature.
Posted by: model_1066 at March 13, 2013 11:39 PM (7xPCu)
It won't be actively pursued. It will be used when they feel like it.
Posted by: RWC at March 13, 2013 11:49 PM (sqp6o)
This sounds pretty paranoid, as if you could be in violation of contradicting laws whatever you do. Really crazy stuff.
Posted by: cm9000 at March 13, 2013 11:56 PM (vfB2N)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 13, 2013 11:56 PM (xKC/c)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 13, 2013 11:41 PM (NzBQO) "
Why don't they just outlaw poverty? Just like with rape, it simply needs to be illegal and problem solved, lol.
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at March 13, 2013 11:57 PM (KL49F)
With such a large population a certain large number of natural mortality would be expected. On-site morgue and crematoria might be necessary.
Really just a matter of will to enforce the law and logistics.
Posted by: Obamao at March 13, 2013 11:55 PM
FIFY
Posted by: AltonJackson is not going to "camp" at March 13, 2013 11:58 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 13, 2013 11:58 PM (pLvWv)
Posted by: Jones in CO at March 13, 2013 11:59 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Kalneva at March 13, 2013 11:55 PM (S+/pH)
*****
Hope you have some quality time with him yet to come.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 13, 2013 11:59 PM (pLvWv)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 14, 2013 12:00 AM (bDDEv)
What?! Thought you were going to officially be a kept man?!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 14, 2013 12:01 AM (gU+VR)
Posted by: Kalneva at March 14, 2013 12:01 AM (S+/pH)
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at March 13, 2013 11:57 PM (KL49F)
Good one.LOL.
Poverty Free Zones, it should work as well as gun free zones, rape free zones, plastic bag free zones, etc, etc...
Posted by: LindaFell at March 14, 2013 12:01 AM (PGO8C)
Posted by: Aslan's Girl
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 14, 2013 12:02 AM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 14, 2013 12:03 AM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: navybrat at March 13, 2013 11:56 PM (CgiRY)
I thought the average American routinely commits several crimes each day without being aware of it. I'm quite sure I don't give a fuck about this law. Wait, was it a crime to say that?
Posted by: model_1066 at March 14, 2013 12:03 AM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Kalneva at March 14, 2013 12:04 AM (S+/pH)
Posted by: The Third Horseman of The Apocalypse at March 14, 2013 12:04 AM (vbh31)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 14, 2013 12:00 AM (bDDEv)
Yep, that sounds like California...in reference to someone who said that upthread-like.
Posted by: model_1066 at March 14, 2013 12:04 AM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Obamao at March 13, 2013 11:55 PM (JtyGg)
We'll make room by releasing illegals, burglars (victimless crime), drug dealers (victimless crime) etc..
They'll use thumb screws on someone with an extra round in their mag while letting the true criminals roam the streets.
Posted by: RWC at March 14, 2013 12:04 AM (sqp6o)
I think a tax penalty for being poor would end poverty.
Posted by: Dread Justice Roberts at March 14, 2013 12:05 AM (hO9ad)
shot on a hunting trip you should shoot him when he hands it back? no
witnesses.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 14, 2013 12:03 AM (Z9EHQ)
It's funny you should say that.
Posted by: Harry Whittington at March 14, 2013 12:07 AM (hO9ad)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 14, 2013 12:00 AM (bDDEv)
sucks to be unarmed
Posted by: Jake in ID at March 14, 2013 12:07 AM (zzeVM)
Posted by: cm9000 at March 13, 2013 11:56 PM (vfB2N)
Yep. Crazy, paranoid stuff. http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/163694/
Posted by: cthulhu at March 14, 2013 12:07 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 14, 2013 12:08 AM (ORGYc)
This isn't as weird as it might look.
The point here is that where we can first start thinking of time, there is God and there is the elemental chaos, envisioned as water. God by nature is immediately separated from chaos; and then perceives chaos as "water" and "down": Genesis 1:2, "And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters". [Genesis 1:1 is the book's subtitle, not a verse.]
God then sorts out the chaos into earth and the heavens. On the seventh day, we have Genesis 2:2, "and He rested on the seventh day from all His work which He had made". This is probably the King-James translators' misunderstanding of the Near Eastern theme of God assuming His seat on the Throne. It doesn't mean that God is taking a weekly nap! [Walton, "The Lost World of Genesis One"]
It's later pointed out in Psalm 104 that God is He "Who layeth the beams of His chambers in the waters". The Throne, then, is over these "waters"... This is further elaborated in 2 Enoch 27, that God has fused the elemental water-like chaos over Earth into a glassy substance, to keep the Crystal Spheres from bleeding into one another.
tl;dr. So, when John is seeing the Throne as being on "a sea of glass", he is actually observing the glass over the tohu wa-bohu. But he didn't quite know what he was looking at.
Which means he probably did see it.
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 14, 2013 12:08 AM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Stranger in a strange land at March 14, 2013 12:08 AM (vbh31)
It's not supposed to work. Beggars are easy to please, and rich white Democrats need to cultivate a population of serfs to vote for them.
Posted by: model_1066 at March 14, 2013 12:08 AM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 14, 2013 12:08 AM (bDDEv)
Posted by: cm9000 at March 13, 2013 11:56 PM (vfB2N)
How is it paranoia? I bet that I am breaking some law right now.
Posted by: RWC at March 14, 2013 12:09 AM (sqp6o)
The 1950′s crusade against comic books was spearheaded by Fredric Wertham, a psychologist who outlined in his book Seduction of the Innocent that comic books were negatively influencing children, and were primarily responsible for causing juvenile delinquency. It turns out that Dr. Wetham lied about his entire study, as revealed in Information and Culture: A Journal of History.
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=1503
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 14, 2013 12:09 AM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Kalneva at March 14, 2013 12:11 AM (S+/pH)
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at March 14, 2013 12:11 AM (KL49F)
Posted by: Jake in ID at March 14, 2013 12:11 AM (zzeVM)
Wow, people expect me to read upthread?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 14, 2013 12:08 AM (bDDEv)
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Pick a topic, any topic. Let's talk.
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Posted by: Stranger in a strange land at March 14, 2013 12:11 AM (vbh31)
Posted by: clemenza at March 14, 2013 12:11 AM (4eL+V)
http://tinyurl.com/btubboj
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Thanks. Great interview with that guy, and it reinforces the idea that making the switch from LIV is process that can take time. But maybe there is hope. The Obamanation got re-elected though, so there is a long way to go.
Posted by: Mayday at March 14, 2013 12:12 AM (F3s39)
Just when you think you've seen and heard the most despicable Democrat, another one pops up and you think "Ok, they're the worst".
Schmucky is as oily as they get.
Posted by: Cheri at March 14, 2013 12:12 AM (EAgmr)
Posted by: Stranger in a strange land at March 14, 2013 12:12 AM (vbh31)
Chuck's bill is designed to get his name in the news and help raise money.
The POS knows it is not going anywhere.
Posted by: eman at March 13, 2013 11:47 PM (64rcm)
Chuck knows what will get him on the television, and bills like this make sure that Chuck can fap himself to sleep at night watching himself on tv.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, the poster formerly known as MrCaniac at March 14, 2013 12:13 AM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: RWC at March 14, 2013 12:13 AM (sqp6o)
Posted by: Methos at March 14, 2013 12:13 AM (hO9ad)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 14, 2013 12:13 AM (bDDEv)
primarily responsible for causing juvenile delinquency. It turns out
that Dr. Wetham lied about his entire study,
Almost all of these panics and scares to explain "juvenile delinquency" were just means to shout "SQUIRREL!". The real reason for "delinquency", now called "a pack of daring teens" etc, was because the Federal government had made it impossible for local governments to enforce the law. Basically when you let people get away with crime, some of them will commit it.
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 14, 2013 12:13 AM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 14, 2013 12:08 AM (bDDEv)
About as much as you expect me to scroll around to find out who mentioned California regarding my comment!
But yeah, Democrat-land lacks a middle class. No surprise there.
Posted by: model_1066 at March 14, 2013 12:13 AM (7xPCu)
Posted by: AltonJackson is not going to at March 14, 2013 12:14 AM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: SamIam at March 14, 2013 12:15 AM (S09w5)
Posted by: clemenza at March 14, 2013 12:15 AM (4eL+V)
Never, ever copy and paste something directly from Word into HQ comment boxes. Always change it into plain text first by cutting and pasting it into the MS "Notepad" and then copying it from there into the comment box.
Also, barrel!
Posted by: andycanuck at March 14, 2013 12:15 AM (ORGYc)
Posted by: Stranger in a strange land at March 14, 2013 12:15 AM (vbh31)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 14, 2013 12:15 AM (ORGYc)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at March 14, 2013 12:16 AM (DoZD+)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 14, 2013 12:16 AM (JKNDp)
That old America map piece was interesting. I wonder how things have
changed in the Dakotas since 2005 and the fracking boom have hit.
Posted by: SamIam at March 14, 2013 12:15 AM (S09w5)
My guess is that anything good got better -- the people who go running towards economic opportunity and hard work are generally the kind you want to have.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 14, 2013 12:16 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: SamIam at March 14, 2013 12:15 AM (S09w5)
It's like the Beverly Hillbillies, except nobody goes to California, and North Dakota has no hills to speak of.
Posted by: model_1066 at March 14, 2013 12:17 AM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Craig Poe at March 14, 2013 12:17 AM (BVkEs)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 14, 2013 12:17 AM (bDDEv)
Bring your wallet and be ready to make a deal rapidly - real estate has been heating up here lately
Posted by: Katfish at March 14, 2013 12:17 AM (Nx5wc)
For starters, I feed and clothe my own family without assistance from the government. That has got to be a big fucking violation right there. I mean, what the hell, what am I, some kind of tea partying freakazoid?
Posted by: navybrat at March 14, 2013 12:17 AM (CgiRY)
Posted by: cm9000 at March 13, 2013 11:56 PM (vfB2N)
How is it paranoia? I bet that I am breaking some law right now.
Posted by: RWC at March 14, 2013 12:09 AM (sqp6o)
I was going for sarcasm, I'll try harder next time.
Posted by: cm9000 at March 14, 2013 12:17 AM (vfB2N)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 14, 2013 12:17 AM (QTHTd)
boxes. Always change it into plain text first by cutting and pasting it
into the MS "Notepad" and then copying it from there into the comment
box.
And that is exactly what I did. Been posting here for almost 5 years, so I understand the drill. This one just didn't work out. What can I say?
Posted by: Stranger in a strange land at March 14, 2013 12:17 AM (vbh31)
Posted by: zeera at March 14, 2013 12:18 AM (Lv9bM)
Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 14, 2013 12:18 AM (j3uk1)
I would but I've got to go melt some snow to make coffee.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 14, 2013 12:18 AM (ORGYc)
Yeah, Anna's only used to going down.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 14, 2013 12:15 AM (ORGYc)
I think I just heard Ed MacMahon's "hiyo!!"
Posted by: model_1066 at March 14, 2013 12:18 AM (7xPCu)
Wow, people expect me to read upthread?
Yeah, Anna's only used to going down.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 14, 2013 12:15 AM (ORGYc)
Oh, you are going to get *so* smacked upside the head. And then -- and, mind you, only then -- I will laugh.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 14, 2013 12:18 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: Craig Poe at March 14, 2013 12:19 AM (BVkEs)
Posted by: Tuna at March 14, 2013 12:19 AM (M/TDA)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 14, 2013 12:19 AM (xKC/c)
I feed and clothe my own family without assistance from the government. That has got to be a big fucking violation right there. I mean, what the hell, what am I, some kind of tea partying freakazoid?
I'm generally one of the few at the local HyVee or Wal Mart who doesn't swipe an EBT card to pay for my groceries. Makes me feel weird.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at March 14, 2013 12:20 AM (DoZD+)
Shumer, you miserable mewling quim!
His diabolicalbill would create a National Registry.
That's what all those little bits of tyrannical fuckery are leading up to...
Gotta have a National Registry, you see...to be able to determine which of those little bits to prosecute you for.
Posted by: wheatie at March 14, 2013 12:20 AM (2xMNt)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 14, 2013 12:20 AM (ORGYc)
Posted by: Piercello at March 14, 2013 12:21 AM (E/6f0)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 14, 2013 12:21 AM (ORGYc)
Posted by: Kalneva at March 14, 2013 12:21 AM (S+/pH)
Posted by: model_1066 at March 14, 2013 12:21 AM (7xPCu)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 14, 2013 12:22 AM (QTHTd)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 14, 2013 12:23 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 14, 2013 12:24 AM (ORGYc)
Posted by: 'Fightin' Phil' Sheridan at March 14, 2013 12:24 AM (vbh31)
Posted by: Kalneva at March 14, 2013 12:25 AM (S+/pH)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at March 14, 2013 12:25 AM (DoZD+)
Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 14, 2013 12:25 AM (j3uk1)
Posted by: RWC at March 14, 2013 12:26 AM (sqp6o)
Never, ever cook bacon after you've established your picket. You want them men sharp, son.
Posted by: 'Fightin' Phil' Sheridan at March 14, 2013 12:24 AM (vbh31)
Also, never fry bacon in the nude. Don't ask me how I know this.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 14, 2013 12:27 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 14, 2013 12:27 AM (ORGYc)
Posted by: Stranger in a strange land at March 14, 2013 12:27 AM (vbh31)
Posted by: 'Fightin' Phil' Sheridan at March 14, 2013 12:24 AM (vbh31)
They'll never smell it from my underground lair...and I told them I was going to read poetry and do calisthenics.
Posted by: model_1066 at March 14, 2013 12:27 AM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Gina LOL abrigida at March 14, 2013 12:29 AM (qKpun)
Which is worse, the bacon or the nude part?
Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 14, 2013 12:29 AM (j3uk1)
Posted by: Kalneva at March 14, 2013 12:29 AM (S+/pH)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 14, 2013 12:29 AM (gU+VR)
Posted by: Andy B. at March 14, 2013 12:30 AM (hO9ad)
Secular society's obsession with the Catholic church irritates me to no end.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at March 14, 2013 12:25 AM (DoZD+)
The modern left is typified by moral relativism. They rightly fear any clear delineation between "right" and "wrong". Everything has to be situational, or it'd be wrong to impose your views over your inferiors', evil to starve the kulaks, or bad to command the intellectuals to go starve in the farms.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 14, 2013 12:30 AM (kaalw)
Toren Smith also passed away recently:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toren_Smith
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at March 14, 2013 12:31 AM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 14, 2013 12:31 AM (vgd4f)
Also, never fry bacon in the nude. Don't ask me how I know this.
Which is worse, the bacon or the nude part?
Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 14, 2013 12:29 AM (j3uk1)
The spatterings on tender places part.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 14, 2013 12:31 AM (kaalw)
It's peanut butter barrel time!
Posted by: RWC at March 14, 2013 12:13 AM (sqp6o)
Call me when it's peanut butter in the scamper time.
Posted by: Toby The Beagle at March 14, 2013 12:32 AM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at March 14, 2013 12:32 AM (KL49F)
Posted by: model_1066 at March 14, 2013 12:33 AM (7xPCu)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 14, 2013 12:33 AM (gU+VR)
They're remaking 'The Evil Dead.'
WTF?
Posted by: RWC at March 14, 2013 12:26 AM (sqp6o)
But Raimi and Campbell are the producers of it, so it's mostly a wash.
Posted by: Toby The Beagle at March 14, 2013 12:34 AM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 14, 2013 12:34 AM (ORGYc)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 14, 2013 12:35 AM (gU+VR)
Posted by: Kalneva at March 14, 2013 12:35 AM (S+/pH)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 14, 2013 12:36 AM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 14, 2013 12:36 AM (9UhPw)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 14, 2013 12:36 AM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Up the Irons at March 14, 2013 12:36 AM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Toby The Beagle at March 14, 2013 12:34 AM (Zd/NW)
Ahhh, thanks. Did not know that.
Posted by: RWC at March 14, 2013 12:37 AM (sqp6o)
Peachy, huh? Yeah, what could possibly go wrong with that?
What is more depressing is that I am seeing next to no political opposition to Obamacare, and so I am thinking that we, the American people, richly deserve this privacy ass raping that we are about to get. We are just that stupid, and demonstrably so.
Posted by: navybrat at March 14, 2013 12:37 AM (CgiRY)
Posted by: harleycowboy at March 14, 2013 12:37 AM (+9AX9)
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Oh, it will be used for more than that...
You'll be required to apply for a 'Federal License' to own the guns you already have.
The form will require you to list all the guns in your home.
Then, if they don't like the cut of your jib...it's "License Denied!"
And they have a list of all the guns to look for when they knock on your door.
There was a bill in the House that outlined this, back in 2009...Bobby Rush's HB 245.
It was one of the things that the Tea Party was incensed about.
So they already have a nice outline to follow.
Oh, and it had a 10 year prison term, as punishment for not having a Federal License for any of the guns in your home.
Posted by: wheatie at March 14, 2013 12:38 AM (2xMNt)
Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 14, 2013 12:38 AM (j3uk1)
I know iowahawk, and probably others, have mentioned. Why the fuck are
sec-progs soooooo concerned about something that doesn't concern them?
I'm (I guess) Protestant, and I haven't been interested whatsoever! It's
almost like there is an agenda!
Posted by: Kalneva at March 14, 2013 12:29 AM (S+/pH)
Its the Alinsky "hold them to their own standards" ploy. The Left has no standards, so this always works in their favor.
Posted by: cm9000 at March 14, 2013 12:39 AM (vfB2N)
Is Bruce Campbell in it?
Cameo, they say.
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 14, 2013 12:36 AM (QTHTd)
Need to get those appearances into movies, television, and commercials to get those residuals.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, the poster formerly known as MrCaniac at March 14, 2013 12:39 AM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 14, 2013 12:40 AM (bDDEv)
Sounds like I'm going to have to pretend like it doesn't exist, like anything after aliens 2 or terminator 2
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 14, 2013 12:40 AM (gU+VR)
Posted by: Katfish at March 14, 2013 12:41 AM (Nx5wc)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 14, 2013 12:41 AM (ORGYc)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 14, 2013 12:41 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: JDP at March 14, 2013 12:42 AM (8HhF2)
Posted by: Katfish at March 14, 2013 12:41 AM (Nx5wc)
My Kawasaki Vulcan isn't being cooperative lately...that depresses me. Starter does its thing, but no vroom vroom.
Posted by: model_1066 at March 14, 2013 12:42 AM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Kalneva at March 14, 2013 12:43 AM (S+/pH)
(unless the shrink owns one) - big lesson there folks - get out and
RIDE!!
You sure they're not just parked out back?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 14, 2013 12:43 AM (xKC/c)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 14, 2013 12:43 AM (ORGYc)
Posted by: Jake in ID at March 14, 2013 12:44 AM (zzeVM)
At least I'm not bored, housebound with the flu. Each day is a different stage/set of symptoms and I spend my time figuring out which stage is the most unpleasant.
And I only take cough medicine when it's desperately needed. It's vomitous and almost not worth it.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at March 14, 2013 12:44 AM (DoZD+)
That Wiki entry is slightly incorrect. Stephen Bennett was in Japan about the same time frame as an animator for Urusei Yatsura.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 14, 2013 12:45 AM (bDDEv)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at March 14, 2013 12:44 AM (DoZD+)
My cough medicine is 90 proof. Works like a charm.
Posted by: model_1066 at March 14, 2013 12:45 AM (7xPCu)
Frying bacon in the nude is a no-no? What about posting comments in the nude?
Posted by: Porky at March 14, 2013 12:46 AM (qKpun)
Posted by: Kalneva at March 14, 2013 12:46 AM (S+/pH)
Frying bacon in the nude is a no-no? What about posting comments in the nude?
I only post comments while frying bacon.
I go through a lot of pork.
Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 14, 2013 12:48 AM (j3uk1)
Thanks for the well-wishing 'all.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at March 14, 2013 12:49 AM (DoZD+)
sec-progs soooooo concerned about something that doesn't concern them?
I'm (I guess) Protestant, and I haven't been interested whatsoever! It's
almost like there is an agenda!
Posted by: Kalneva at March 14, 2013 12:29 AM (S+/pH)
Presbyterian here, and Libs are always telling me how my church should do things, or how happy it did something. They don't like it when I say our congregation is pissed at that and we will probably leave the PresChurch USA over it. After that, their mouths are usually gaped open in shock when I tell them the Bible has been around a fuck of a lot longer than their latest Jesus.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, the poster formerly known as MrCaniac at March 14, 2013 12:49 AM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 14, 2013 12:49 AM (ORGYc)
That is sad to hear about Toren Smith passing away. Chieko Honda and him in the same month.
That
Wiki entry is slightly incorrect. Stephen Bennett was in Japan about
the same time frame as an animator for Urusei Yatsura.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 14, 2013 12:45 AM (bDDEv)
I skimmed the article, but missed what he died from -- and he was only 3 years older than I am......
Posted by: cthulhu at March 14, 2013 12:50 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: Ms. Toddy is Hot at March 14, 2013 12:50 AM (qKpun)
I'm generally one of the few at the local HyVee or Wal Mart who doesn't swipe an EBT card to pay for my groceries. Makes me feel weird.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at March 14, 2013 12:20 AM (DoZD+)
You must be a 1%er. Moar taxes for you!
Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2013 12:52 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 14, 2013 12:49 AM (ORGYc)
monitor squeegee?
Posted by: model_1066 at March 14, 2013 12:52 AM (7xPCu)
I know! It's a delightful, all natural air freshner.
The only smell that rivals it...is the aroma of a smoked ham, warming in the oven.
Posted by: wheatie at March 14, 2013 12:52 AM (2xMNt)
http://tinyurl.com/cqybgar
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 14, 2013 12:52 AM (bDDEv)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 14, 2013 12:52 AM (kaalw)
I sometimes forget to add the tea, honey and lemon. By sometimes I mean always, even when I actually have a cough.
Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 14, 2013 12:54 AM (j3uk1)
I'm generally one of the few at the local HyVee
or Wal Mart who doesn't swipe an EBT card to pay for my groceries. Makes
me feel weird.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at March 14, 2013 12:20 AM (DoZD+)
Hope you are feeling better, and trust me, at the Wal Mart around here, very few pay for their groceries with an EBT.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, the poster formerly known as MrCaniac at March 14, 2013 12:55 AM (Zd/NW)
http://tinyurl.com/cqybgar
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 14, 2013 12:52 AM (bDDEv)
From AMV Hell
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcBbBNoHBXg
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 14, 2013 12:56 AM (Vk2pI)
If libs don't like the Catholic rules they don't have to join the church. Is that so difficult?
As far as those who want the rules to change--join some other church, the Episcopalians have women priests--or start your own religion.
You never hear the pundits complain that Islam doesn't have female mullahs.Why do they obsess about the Catholic church?
Posted by: The Wholly Liberal Church of What's Happenin' Now at March 14, 2013 12:59 AM (qKpun)
http://tinyurl.com/cqybgar
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 14, 2013 12:52 AM (bDDEv)
From the link:
"The café is based on the concept that the android girls working as staff members were not originally created with emotions and feelings, and need to be "programmed" by interacting with customers."
Were they originally created with clothes, too?
Posted by: model_1066 at March 14, 2013 12:59 AM (7xPCu)
Posted by: harleycowboy at March 14, 2013 01:00 AM (+9AX9)
http://www.mangauk.com/?p=toren-smith-1960-2013
And from All Day Comics
http://alldaycomics.com/2013/03/07/toren-smith/
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 14, 2013 01:00 AM (bDDEv)
I have a right to be included in anything I want. This shouldn't be a big deal, since your beliefs are all silly anyway.
Posted by: Standard Liberal Response at March 14, 2013 01:01 AM (hO9ad)
And another thumbs-up for ham baking too.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 14, 2013 01:01 AM (ORGYc)
You never hear the pundits complain that Islam doesn't have female mullahs.Why do they obsess about the Catholic church?
Catholics aren't known for threatening their critics with death. And libs are yellow cowards.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at March 14, 2013 01:02 AM (DoZD+)
Posted by: kalneva at March 14, 2013 01:02 AM (S+/pH)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 14, 2013 01:04 AM (bDDEv)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 14, 2013 01:04 AM (bDDEv)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at March 14, 2013 01:02 AM (DoZD+)
NOOOOOO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!1!
Posted by: Cardinal Fang at March 14, 2013 01:05 AM (Vk2pI)
To kidnap an heiress and threaten her with a knife?
Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 14, 2013 01:05 AM (j3uk1)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 14, 2013 01:07 AM (ORGYc)
Posted by: William_Shatner's_Pants at March 14, 2013 01:07 AM (CSLof)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P63tbnzYVeQ&feature=player_embedded
/hat tip Transterrestrial Musings
Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2013 01:09 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 14, 2013 01:10 AM (NzBQO)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 14, 2013 01:11 AM (ccXZP)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 14, 2013 01:11 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: Californio at March 14, 2013 01:11 AM (2eIwi)
If it is, it will be hard not to see it as a declaration of war.
Posted by: jc at March 14, 2013 01:12 AM (PlzOe)
I haven't read many comments tonight, but I seem to remember you saying you were under the weather. Feeling any better?
Posted by: Mirage at March 14, 2013 01:12 AM (vrYbQ)
Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 14, 2013 01:12 AM (j3uk1)
You still around?
Posted by: Mirage at March 14, 2013 01:13 AM (vrYbQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 14, 2013 01:13 AM (bDDEv)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 14, 2013 01:14 AM (ccXZP)
What I'm getting at is if you don't like your religion--if you want it to change in significant ways--then you don't like your religion. Why remain? Changeable dogmas and rules mean you can't believe anything finally becausethedogma isn't immutable. Kind of undermines the very notion of organizedreligion. Religion isn't a democracy, certainly not a religion that has an infallible leader. Why would a liberal cling to such an organization in the first place?
In the 19th Century new Christian sects sprang up in America. So why don't these dissatisfied lib nuns break away and found their own sect? They could retain all the outward trappings and rituals and charity and whatnot and eliminate all those practices and dogmas they don't feel comfortable with.
Posted by: The Wholly Liberal Church of What's Happenin' Now at March 14, 2013 01:15 AM (qKpun)
http://youtu.be/NdpPXubi38g
Posted by: Whatev at March 14, 2013 01:15 AM (A7Wh1)
Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 14, 2013 01:15 AM (j3uk1)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 14, 2013 01:15 AM (mCvL4)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 14, 2013 01:16 AM (mCvL4)
Christianity continues to disintegrate in to fractious sects. It always has and it always will.
Posted by: navybrat at March 14, 2013 01:16 AM (CgiRY)
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 14, 2013 01:17 AM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 14, 2013 01:17 AM (j3uk1)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 14, 2013 01:17 AM (xKC/c)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 14, 2013 01:18 AM (bDDEv)
Posted by: Jake in ID at March 14, 2013 12:44 AM
I used to go to my bunk just looking at those lips
Posted by: kbdabear at March 14, 2013 01:18 AM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 14, 2013 01:19 AM (xKC/c)
Posted by: Baldy at March 14, 2013 01:19 AM (opS9C)
Dumb Christians.
Posted by: the Ismailis, Druze, Alawites, Shiites, Wahhabis, Ibadis and Sunnis at March 14, 2013 01:19 AM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 14, 2013 01:19 AM (NzBQO)
OK, this is pretty damn cool. A welcome and needed change from all the tyranny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P63tbnzYVeQfeature=player_embedded
/hat tip Transterrestrial Musings
Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2013 01:09 AM (sdi6R)
Damn dust.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 14, 2013 01:19 AM (kaalw)
Maybe they can figure out how to get rid of all the Socialists.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 14, 2013 01:20 AM (ccXZP)
Posted by: Californio at March 14, 2013 01:11 AM (2eIwi)
It's split about evenly. Unless you start talking about regular church going Catholics. Then it's about 80-20 conservative if what I heard last is still right.
Posted by: Buzzion at March 14, 2013 01:20 AM (mdVqj)
Posted by: the Ismailis, Druze, Alawites, Shiites, Wahhabis, Ibadis and Sunnis at March 14, 2013 01:19 AM (QTHTd)
O Rly?
Posted by: Gnostic at March 14, 2013 01:20 AM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 14, 2013 01:21 AM (j3uk1)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 14, 2013 01:21 AM (bDDEv)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 14, 2013 01:21 AM (xKC/c)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 14, 2013 01:22 AM (mCvL4)
You still around?
Posted by: Mirage at March 14, 2013 01:13 AM (vrYbQ)
Yes, at the moment, but not for much longer tonight.
Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2013 01:23 AM (sdi6R)
I found that article you were looking for (under the Oakley thread).
Posted by: Mirage at March 14, 2013 01:24 AM (vrYbQ)
whatnot and eliminate all those practices and dogmas they don't feel
comfortable with.
Because it isn't enough to group with those who actually think like them. In order to be validated, they have to compel everyone else to bow to their god.
Posted by: Methos at March 14, 2013 01:25 AM (hO9ad)
Posted by: Baldy at March 14, 2013 01:25 AM (opS9C)
katya
I haven't read many comments tonight, but I seem to remember you saying you were under the weather. Feeling any better?
Flu. Day 5. Better than yesterday at least. Thanks for asking.
Sleep meds kicking in. Catchyall tomorrow.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at March 14, 2013 01:26 AM (DoZD+)
So we're living in France.
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 14, 2013 01:26 AM (QTHTd)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 14, 2013 01:26 AM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 14, 2013 01:26 AM (j3uk1)
Feel better. Night
Posted by: Mirage at March 14, 2013 01:27 AM (vrYbQ)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 14, 2013 01:26 AM (QTHTd)
Needs more burning cars
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 14, 2013 01:28 AM (NzBQO)
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 14, 2013 01:28 AM (Eo9zy)
I was only able to guess a few of the illustrations.
1. My First Menstruation
2. The Gay Froggies
6. Nancy Pelosi's Hat
Posted by: You can't tell a book... at March 14, 2013 01:30 AM (qKpun)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 14, 2013 01:30 AM (bDDEv)
I found that article you were looking for (under the Oakley thread).
Posted by: Mirage at March 14, 2013 01:24 AM (vrYbQ)
Cool! Is it online?
Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2013 01:31 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 14, 2013 01:31 AM (j3uk1)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 14, 2013 01:32 AM (bDDEv)
Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 14, 2013 01:33 AM (j3uk1)
Brangelina bought an extate in the south, built a shooting range that looks a lot like a bunker, pssess firearms and now saw they're going to have a 'petting zoo' for the kids (food). They aren't preparing for anything, are they?
Posted by: Mirage at March 14, 2013 01:33 AM (vrYbQ)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 14, 2013 01:33 AM (ORGYc)
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 14, 2013 01:36 AM (Vk2pI)
Yes, I stuck the link in that thread...
Lessee, here it is again...
http://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lccn/sn83030272/1894-06-03/ed-1/seq-17/
Posted by: Mirage at March 14, 2013 01:36 AM (vrYbQ)
...I'm just saying. If young perps are glued to a game console or puter' they ain't out murdering, right?
Not saying its causal, but the correlation lines up perfectly on a timeline.
Posted by: @PurpAv at March 14, 2013 01:36 AM (CAH/B)
Mother Jones tells us that you need to correct for leaded gas usage.
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 14, 2013 01:38 AM (Eo9zy)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 14, 2013 01:39 AM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 14, 2013 01:39 AM (bDDEv)
Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 14, 2013 01:40 AM (j3uk1)
Speaking of children's books, fairy tales tell of child abuse, cannibalism, murder...you name it.But at least they don't involve guns.
Fee Fi Fo Fum
I smell the blood of an Englishman.
Be he alive or be he dead
I'll grind his bones to make my bread.
Posted by: Gretel at March 14, 2013 01:40 AM (qKpun)
Only question is whether it's modern -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTiaVT_BViY ... or retro -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1W6UkwN5mLQ (Re Styles!).
With the modern, you get the recognizable music and sound quality; with the retro you get a novel riff and Re Styles in her prime with sideboobs. Pays yer money and takes yer choice.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 14, 2013 01:41 AM (kaalw)
I noted they're using cheaper paper to print the tickets here in Illinois (as compared to a month ago). I figure that can't be good.
Posted by: Methos at March 14, 2013 01:42 AM (hO9ad)
Ya' know, the start of the big US murder rate decline in the late 90's correlates almost perfectly with the rise of FPS games like Doom...
...I'm just saying. If young perps are glued to a game console or puter' they ain't out murdering, right?
Not saying its causal, but the correlation lines up perfectly on a timeline.
Posted by: @PurpAv at March 14, 2013 01:36 AM
I like the decline to the popularity of "Friends". Instead of going out murdering, the perps killed themselves
Posted by: kbdabear at March 14, 2013 01:42 AM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 14, 2013 01:43 AM (Eo9zy)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 14, 2013 01:43 AM (ORGYc)
In the 19th Century new Christian sects sprang up in America. So why don't these dissatisfied lib nuns break away and found their own sect? They could retain all the outward trappings and rituals and charity and whatnot and eliminate all those practices and dogmas they don't feel comfortable with.
----------------------------
The problem is that the "practices and dogmas that they don't feel comfortable with" are much of the reason for having a church in the first place. Otherwise it's just a feel-good social club. And there are plenty of those already. Studies have shown that churches that *gasp* actually try and push their members toward following strict rules tend to have stronger and more active membership.
Paying a pastor to tell you that everything's good and you don't need to do anything that you aren't already doing sounds like a neat idea. But apparently it tends to get boring pretty quick.
Posted by: junior at March 14, 2013 01:43 AM (A9dYV)
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 14, 2013 01:44 AM (Eo9zy)
http://tinyurl.com/cg76yk9
It has now been subbed:
http://tinyurl.com/cgz7pk5
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at March 14, 2013 01:44 AM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 14, 2013 01:45 AM (ORGYc)
Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 14, 2013 01:46 AM (j3uk1)
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 14, 2013 01:47 AM (Eo9zy)
I've found the 'clicking on my end is attributable to arthritis.
/debbiedowner
Posted by: Mirage at March 14, 2013 01:47 AM (vrYbQ)
*Bang*Bang*Bang*Bang*Bang*
*Bang*Bang*Bang*Bang*Bang*
*Bang*Bang*Bang*Bang*Bang*Bang*
...reloads...
*Bang*Bang*Bang*Bang*Bang*
*Bang*Bang*Bang*Bang*Bang*
*Bang*Bang*Bang*Bang*Bang*Bang*
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 14, 2013 01:48 AM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: DaveA at March 14, 2013 01:48 AM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Mirage at March 14, 2013 01:49 AM (vrYbQ)
So it's not like the Close Encounters of the Third Kind communicating with the aliens thing then, Waterhouse. Too bad. :^(
Posted by: andycanuck at March 14, 2013 01:51 AM (ORGYc)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 14, 2013 01:52 AM (kaalw)
Yes, I stuck the link in that thread...
Lessee, here it is again...
http://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lccn/sn83030272/1894-06-03/ed-1/seq-17/
Posted by: Mirage at March 14, 2013 01:36 AM (vrYbQ)
Thanks! I saved it in my bookmarks. I'll read it later, as I'm about to call it a night.
Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2013 01:52 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 14, 2013 01:52 AM (Eo9zy)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 14, 2013 01:54 AM (ORGYc)
Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 14, 2013 01:54 AM (j3uk1)
Posted by: Mirage at March 14, 2013 01:54 AM (vrYbQ)
Posted by: harleycowboy at March 14, 2013 01:56 AM (+9AX9)
Posted by: chemjeff at March 14, 2013 01:58 AM (BBWjt)
@504 Were any of those cops women? If so, we need a Violence Against Women Cops Act.
We also need to register all bricks.
Posted by: It's for your own good at March 14, 2013 02:02 AM (qKpun)
Posted by: chemjeff at March 14, 2013 02:02 AM (BBWjt)
We get these scares all the time in south FL. Maybe its time to take a second look at DDT now that all of Rachel Carson's bullshit has been debunked and proven to be bullshit.
Posted by: @PurpAv at March 14, 2013 02:03 AM (CAH/B)
I got between her and the lobster bisque. I'm lucky to be mostly unharmed.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 14, 2013 02:06 AM (ccXZP)
If our glorious President is to be believed, you were lucky it wasn't a tamale.
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 14, 2013 02:07 AM (Eo9zy)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 14, 2013 02:08 AM (bDDEv)
Posted by: Mirage at March 14, 2013 02:08 AM (vrYbQ)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 14, 2013 02:09 AM (kaalw)
Didja get yer leak fixed?
Posted by: Mirage at March 14, 2013 02:10 AM (vrYbQ)
Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 14, 2013 02:17 AM (j3uk1)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 14, 2013 02:17 AM (bDDEv)
That is all.
Posted by: CA Token at March 14, 2013 02:17 AM (TZ/Pd)
Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 14, 2013 02:20 AM (j3uk1)
513 cthulhu
Didja get yer leak fixed?
Posted by: Mirage at March 14, 2013 02:10 AM (vrYbQ)
To tell the absolute truth....I put a replacement tank on last night, and it worked fine but it leaked at the fill connection -- and I blew it off all day 'cause I wanted to play. It probably takes two applications of a crescent wrench to fix, but I didn't.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 14, 2013 02:22 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 14, 2013 02:23 AM (bDDEv)
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 14, 2013 02:23 AM (Eo9zy)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 14, 2013 02:23 AM (kaalw)
From Jessice Nigiri's FB page
http://tinyurl.com/d7otl9x
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 14, 2013 02:23 AM (bDDEv)
It's a new Dr. Who species!
Posted by: cthulhu at March 14, 2013 02:24 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 14, 2013 02:24 AM (bDDEv)
Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 14, 2013 02:25 AM (j3uk1)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 14, 2013 02:26 AM (bDDEv)
I think Genghis' last thread was a boob thread.
Hence, no more boob threads.
Posted by: Methos at March 14, 2013 02:27 AM (hO9ad)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 14, 2013 02:27 AM (kaalw)
Cthulhu, lol!!! Well with that angel, don't think you would run away....
which is why they are so much more evil - death by 'squee!!! aint she
kyuuutteeee!!!'.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 14, 2013 02:26 AM (bDDEv)
I'm torn between "Happy Angels" or "Pink Doom".
Posted by: cthulhu at March 14, 2013 02:30 AM (kaalw)
It's tough to be so sleepy that you're incommunicado...
Myanmar shave
Posted by: a mindful webworker at March 14, 2013 02:31 AM (U7Ivf)
Hey that sounds like a good story title for Camp NaNoWriMo which starts April 1st.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 14, 2013 02:31 AM (bDDEv)
Truman's last thread was a penis thread.
Why am I typing this?
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 14, 2013 02:33 AM (Eo9zy)
May The Force be with you. I so hate plumbing.
Posted by: Mirage at March 14, 2013 02:34 AM (vrYbQ)
The BH flies in on Friday, so I have a hard deadline to get it working.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 14, 2013 02:23 AM (kaalw)
===
The eagle flies on Friday.
http://tinyurl.com/axhp5ku
Posted by: jc at March 14, 2013 02:36 AM (PlzOe)
Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 14, 2013 02:38 AM (j3uk1)
You want trauma? Try having ValJar ordering you to give her 'oral pleasure' whilst humming the Iramian national anthem.
Some day a SS agent will write a horrifying tell all book.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 14, 2013 02:39 AM (ccXZP)
Please tell me you weren't doing the humming, and I don't wanna know on who... it's more than I can imagine, you poor dear!
Either wy, yeah, you should save the blue dress, at least you could eBay it.
Posted by: Mirage at March 14, 2013 02:42 AM (vrYbQ)
Posted by: Californio at March 14, 2013 02:43 AM (2eIwi)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 14, 2013 02:45 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: and irresolute at March 14, 2013 02:49 AM (DBH1h)
::sigh::
I'm jealous of people that can play string instruments. I keep buying various instruments because they're beautiful, but until I have somekind of surgery, it aon't gonna happen.
Fun to watch though.
Posted by: Mirage at March 14, 2013 02:50 AM (vrYbQ)
"'Happy Angel of the Pink Doom' Think Sailor Senshi with cute little pink wings, pink fuku... with magic wand and of course magic mascot... and her mission is to make everyone love pink by turning everything pink."
I will not be held liable in any shape or fashion upon the mental anguish such a story will inflict upon the writer and readers. Roll for your sanity.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 14, 2013 02:56 AM (bDDEv)
539 cthulhu
::sigh::
I'm jealous of people that can play string instruments. I keep
buying various instruments because they're beautiful, but until I have
somekind of surgery, it aon't gonna happen.
Fun to watch though.
Posted by: Mirage at March 14, 2013 02:50 AM (vrYbQ)
As a guy who own several, myself....yeah....
The bend at 3:20 kills me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXv9fISxGv8
Posted by: cthulhu at March 14, 2013 02:58 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: and irresolute at March 14, 2013 03:00 AM (DBH1h)
Posted by: @PurpAv at March 14, 2013 03:03 AM (CAH/B)
Grumpy Cat, knock yourself out writing this -
"'Happy Angel of
the Pink Doom' Think Sailor Senshi with cute little pink wings, pink
fuku... with magic wand and of course magic mascot... and her mission is
to make everyone love pink by turning everything pink."
I will
not be held liable in any shape or fashion upon the mental anguish such a
story will inflict upon the writer and readers. Roll for your sanity.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 14, 2013 02:56 AM (bDDEv)
Got that? "Roll for your sanity."
....and consider the source.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 14, 2013 03:04 AM (kaalw)
But ogres are much worse. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin. They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes!
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 14, 2013 03:08 AM (QTHTd)
Okay, you convinced me to give in and have that PB&J before going to bed.
Damn you!
Night everyone~~
Posted by: Mirage at March 14, 2013 03:12 AM (vrYbQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 14, 2013 03:13 AM (bDDEv)
almost got my simulation ready to go, but just ran out of gas
gonna work on it tomorrow
Posted by: chemjeff at March 14, 2013 03:17 AM (BBWjt)
instruments. I keep buying various instruments because they're
beautiful, but until I have somekind of surgery, it aon't gonna happen.
Fun to watch though.
Posted by: Mirage at March 14, 2013 02:50 AM (vrYbQ)
Nothing wrong with having them as art. I go by the ferengi rules of acquisition.#67. Enough is never enough#115 Greed is eternaland my personal fav#242. More is good, all is better
Posted by: Berserker at March 14, 2013 03:17 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: Berserker at March 14, 2013 03:19 AM (FMbng)
I will
not be held liable in any shape or fashion upon the mental anguish such a
story will inflict upon the writer and readers. Roll for your sanity.
No sanity left anyway.
Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 14, 2013 03:26 AM (j3uk1)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 14, 2013 04:13 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 14, 2013 04:19 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: Arbalest at March 14, 2013 04:19 AM (V/mVE)
Here is "Transylvania" by Iron Maiden (w/ Clive Burr)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GY0RZriJ3gk
Up the Irons!
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 14, 2013 04:20 AM (Vk2pI)
cthulhu: Perhaps this will help: eBay 271168553756
Posted by: Arbalest at March 14, 2013 04:19 AM (V/mVE)
I got a tiny CNC to play with so I could learn. I've got a slightly larger manual mill for more learning (especially if I CNC it). If I get something bigger, it's likely to be in a more manufacturing-friendly location.
I can hardly believe that CA is so screwed you can't buy paint thinner. But it's true.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 14, 2013 04:27 AM (kaalw)
558 cthulhu
Good. You feel better. I've helped. Now, remember that your BH will arrive tomorrow, and you've got a terlit that isn't usable yet.
Posted by: Arbalest at March 14, 2013 04:30 AM (V/mVE)
Dead serious, politician directly attacks the Constitution, life in prison. A cold, dark prison. With rats for food.
I am about two lifetimes past sick of that shit.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 14, 2013 04:41 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at March 14, 2013 05:17 AM (DoZD+)
My comment to Schumer through is Senate contact form. He supposedly represents me. This is unaltered and unedited as I. Just.Don't. Give. A. Shit. An. Ee. More.
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(I find it funny that you don't have gun grabbing as a choice under 'Topics'. Oh and the 'Taxes/Budget' choice is hilarious, considering you Jackass Party Senate fucks haven't passed a budget in over 1,400 days and counting; CR's are not a budget.)
(link to a Bob Owens article.)
Hey, Bride of Chuckie Schumer, you commie gun grabbing prick. I see you continue to violate your oath of office to uphold the Constitution by trying to rip the Constitution to shreds (like your Lard and Sewage, Barack Insane Owebama, hates and destroys our Constitution). A hearty fuck you as you are like the other Jackass Party pols: A lying piece of shit.
You want to make law-abiding Americans criminals (when you can't be bothered go after illegal aliens who are criminals just by being illegal)? Go ahead. But remember Jefferson's views on the 2nd Amendment: “When governments fear the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny. The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.”
Just to give you a definition of tyranny, motherfucker, here's my dime (adjusted for Owebama inflation): Not answering constituents' questions is tyranny. Not reading bills before voting on them is tyranny. Making law based upon emotion is tyranny.
Yep, time for commie pricks like yourself to pay the penalty for being such tyrannical busybodies. That's also why you want our guns, for totalitarian control; you can't control an armed populace. (I know you don't know dick about history, or even the Holocaust [as you're a JINO, a Jew In Name Only], but it was gun confiscation that abetted the Holocaust. There's nothing the leftist fucks [and Hitler was a leftist fuck] hate worse is a Jew with a gun.) There are too many historical examples (yeah, I know, icky History) showing where gun registration has led to confiscation has led to genocide. Have you taken a look at South Africa's current genocide against whites, after the marxist African National Congress government grabbed guns? Nah, didn't think so. I can only hope that America takes Jefferson's thoughts on the 2nd Amendment to heart, and instills some fear in our Government 'employees'. (You do remember you work for us, right? Not the other way around?) I also fervently hope that if you commies continue to push gun grabbing, making the law abiding criminal, that they turn over their firearms to proggie fucks like yourself -- BULLET FIRST. (Is this why the government has been buying millions upon millions of rounds, to prevent us from taking care of business? Or is it merely self-preservation?)
No gun grabbing without Representation! (And you sure as hell don't represent me.)
Now let's see if you, one of our modern political mandarins, will deign to reply to one of the hoi polloi that you allegedly represent and explain yourself. I doubt it, you being entrenched in the Ivory Tower that is Capitol Hill. Oh, and did I say FUCK YOU? Just want to make sure that message is not lost.
Posted by: RickZ at March 14, 2013 05:52 AM (uJcuF)
Go Ted.
Posted by: Ook? at March 14, 2013 06:20 AM (OQpzc)
"Schumer isn't a pig or a dick. He's a sociopathic, totalitarian sack of shit.
Dead serious, politician directly attacks the Constitution, life in prison. A cold, dark prison. With rats for food.
I am about two lifetimes past sick of that shit."
Pressing Cut of Jib like button. Newsletter subscription inbound.
There absolutely has to be consequences for this kind of shit. But alas, we have none. We don't have the stomach for them. This is why we fail and will continue to fail.
Posted by: Jaws at March 14, 2013 08:14 AM (4I3Uo)
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