Overnight Open Thread (10-18-2012)

Tired and under the weather so tonight's ONT will be mostly non-verbal.

Election Rules

Just remember that we've only had 57 presidential elections - ever. So it's not hard to come up with plenty of 'rules' which never fail - well right up until they do.

Another awesome work by xkcd.

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dumpage_candy

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Paul Lynde Does The Weather in Toledo

At some point in the 70's.

From Liquid Fire To Deadly Metal in Minutes

Make your own dirks, daggers, and swords.

Internet Inspired Halloween Costumes

a98364_meme-costume_3-fresco

Yahoo group. That is all.

And my Twitter spew.

Tonight's post brought to you by name this movie just by its stars:

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1 1996 is wrong. "William" beats "Robert."

Also, first.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at October 18, 2012 10:28 PM (8AF9+)

2 WTF is a 'dewberry' ?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2012 10:30 PM (qrpxS)

3 Where the fuck is everybody?

Posted by: Peaches is cautiously optimistic at October 18, 2012 10:30 PM (kpCLl)

4 Oy vey, I didn't know Paul Lynde was gay

wow

Posted by: kinlaw at October 18, 2012 10:30 PM (uLTng)

5 Don't know from dewberrys but I can tell you about...


eh...never mind.


Evening roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 10:31 PM (yh0zB)

6 METEOR!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 18, 2012 10:31 PM (NPMfF)

7 @3

prolly the other thread still

Posted by: kinlaw at October 18, 2012 10:31 PM (uLTng)

8 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2012 10:32 PM (6o4Fb)

9 Quick I need a good Kindle download...military fiction, thrillers, zombies, apocalypse, something decent and fairly cheap. Little help?

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 18, 2012 10:32 PM (0CiTm)

10 Kumquats? No thanks--they make my urine smell.

Posted by: Babe Ruth at October 18, 2012 10:32 PM (IoNBC)

11 Gratuitous Christina Hendricks at one of my posts today. (Link is in my nick.)

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 18, 2012 10:32 PM (NPMfF)

12 Meteor.

Posted by: eman at October 18, 2012 10:32 PM (+XD7n)

13 Oy vey, I didn't know Paul Lynde was gay

You may be the only person who has ever said that . . .

Posted by: Peaches is cautiously optimistic at October 18, 2012 10:32 PM (kpCLl)

14 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.


Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2012 10:32 PM (6o4Fb)


Thank you steevy. We may begin now.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 10:33 PM (yh0zB)

15 9
Quick I need a good Kindle download...military fiction, thrillers,
zombies, apocalypse, something decent and fairly cheap. Little help?



I'm reading World War Z, but sadly, I'm not really liking it.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 18, 2012 10:33 PM (NPMfF)

16 Peaches really?

Damn, am I that out of touch?

sheeee-ite

Posted by: kinlaw at October 18, 2012 10:33 PM (uLTng)

17 Are you trying to outdo CAC using a cartoon, Maet?

BTW, the original Emmanuelle, Sylvia Kristol, has died at 60. (See the sock link.)

Posted by: andycanuck at October 18, 2012 10:33 PM (vDl/w)

18 first of all, let me be clear: I do so much enjoy Randall Munroe's work

g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 18, 2012 10:34 PM (JMmQ9)

19 Shit, shouldn't have read.

Posted by: MrCaniac at October 18, 2012 10:34 PM (Zd/NW)

20 Paul Lynde is out? PAUL LYNDE IS OUT?

Posted by: Padre Pio at October 18, 2012 10:34 PM (IoNBC)

21 In all fairness to me though, I haven't seen him on tv since I was 14 or so, and who knows from gay when you are 14

Posted by: kinlaw at October 18, 2012 10:34 PM (uLTng)

22 Quick I need a good Kindle download...military
fiction, thrillers, zombies, apocalypse, something decent and fairly
cheap. Little help?

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 18, 2012 10:32 PM (0CiTm)

The bff got some bundled Michael Connolly a couple of months ago at a great price, you might check for that. Can't go far wrong with Connolly.

Posted by: Peaches is cautiously optimistic at October 18, 2012 10:34 PM (kpCLl)

23 Quick I need a good Kindle download...military
fiction, thrillers, zombies, apocalypse, something decent and fairly
cheap. Little help?

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 18, 2012 10:32 PM (0CiTm)


Dead Six.


http://tinyurl.com/9s3c6p2

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 10:34 PM (yh0zB)

24 Damn, next you're all going to be telling me Elton John is gay

Posted by: kinlaw at October 18, 2012 10:35 PM (uLTng)

25 Meteor

Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2012 10:35 PM (6o4Fb)

26 GGE!! How's your bad self tonight?

Posted by: Peaches is cautiously optimistic at October 18, 2012 10:35 PM (kpCLl)

27 BTW, the original Emmanuelle, Sylvia Kristol, has died at 60. (See the sock link.)


Posted by: andycanuck at October 18, 2012 10:33 PM (vDl/w)



I heard that on the radio this morning. There is much sadness.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 10:35 PM (yh0zB)

28 @9

Gates of Fire

Posted by: Secundus at October 18, 2012 10:37 PM (dYAWR)

29 We really need an automatic warning when a new thread goes up.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 18, 2012 10:37 PM (dX4hn)

30 Quick I need a good Kindle download...military fiction, thrillers, zombies, apocalypse, something decent and fairly cheap. Little help?
Posted by: USS Diversity at October 18, 2012 10:32 PM (0CiTm)

Here are a few.

The Remaining.

No Easy Hope.

A New World: Chaos.

All are first books in very good zombies series.

Lots of Military stuff and well done.

Cheap, too.

Posted by: eman at October 18, 2012 10:37 PM (+XD7n)

31 8 days in November?

Posted by: BignJames at October 18, 2012 10:37 PM (HtUkt)

32 Yeah, very sad about Sylvia Kristol. She was one beautiful woman.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 18, 2012 10:38 PM (dX4hn)

33 GGE!! How's your bad self tonight?


Posted by: Peaches is cautiously optimistic at October 18, 2012 10:35 PM (kpCLl)



Walkin' and talkin'. Hows yourself? I've had two busy weekends in a row and nothing planned for this one, I think I'll catch up with what's going on on the ONT.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 10:38 PM (yh0zB)

34 Marilyn Chambers, Linda Lovelace - now Sylvia. Our 70's porn goddesses will be missed.

Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at October 18, 2012 10:38 PM (Ho6UX)

35
"Seven Men and a Lady"?

Posted by: HorseTeeth Biden at October 18, 2012 10:38 PM (Q2wni)

36 Sylvia Kristol was gorgeous. RIP

Posted by: Peaches is cautiously optimistic at October 18, 2012 10:38 PM (kpCLl)

37 How many of you have lost someone in Iran?

Posted by: eastvalleyphx says fuck islam at October 18, 2012 10:38 PM (GRvW4)

38 21 and who knows from gay when you are 14
Posted by: kinlaw at October 18, 2012 10:34 PM (uLTng)

Just wait til we get done. You'll be gay before you hit 4th Grade.

Posted by: Teacher's Union at October 18, 2012 10:39 PM (CW6qq)

39 did Biden say Iran instead of Iraq?

Posted by: kinlaw at October 18, 2012 10:39 PM (uLTng)

40 The only thing that is going to get me through the election - calmingmanatee.com -well that and chocolate. And booze. And pr0n.

Posted by: alexthechick -f u autocorrect at October 18, 2012 10:40 PM (Gk3SS)

41 I think I'll catch up with what's going on on the ONT.


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 10:38 PM (yh0zB)

Well, go have a look at the giant CAC map. It's quite amazing, in more ways than one.

Posted by: Peaches is cautiously optimistic at October 18, 2012 10:40 PM (kpCLl)

42 They must have spent the whole budget of Meteor on the actors because the effects are awful,even for the time period.

Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2012 10:40 PM (6o4Fb)

43 The Gathering Dead series is very very good.

It does not pull punches, so be ready.

Posted by: eman at October 18, 2012 10:40 PM (+XD7n)

44 37 How many of you have lost someone in Iran?

Spontaneous demonstration!

Posted by: US State Dept at October 18, 2012 10:40 PM (IoNBC)

45 A trend is a trend until it's not.

Posted by: toby928© beating memes to death since 2006 at October 18, 2012 10:40 PM (QupBk)

46 21 and who knows from gay when you are 14

Posted by: kinlaw at October 18, 2012 10:34 PM (uLTng)



Just wait til we get done. You'll be gay before you hit 4th Grade.

Posted by: Teacher's Union at October 18, 2012 10:39 PM (CW6qq)

Piker. Kindergarten is when you discover your sexual identity.

Posted by: The Producers that bring you Glee at October 18, 2012 10:40 PM (GRvW4)

47 27
BTW, the original Emmanuelle, Sylvia Kristol, has died at 60. (See the sock link.)




Posted by: andycanuck at October 18, 2012 10:33 PM (vDl/w)



I heard that on the radio this morning. There is much sadness.


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 10:35 PM (yh0zB)

I shall raise a fap in her honor. Emmanuelle was such a great movie to go see at the old "midnight movies" before Cinemax brought the skin to the living room.

I shall need two tissues tonight.

Posted by: MrCaniac at October 18, 2012 10:41 PM (Zd/NW)

48 They must have spent the whole budget of Meteor on the actors because the effects are awful,even for the time period.
Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2012 10:40 PM (6o4Fb)

That flick had people talking to each other across the Solar System with no delay.

Posted by: eman at October 18, 2012 10:41 PM (+XD7n)

49 alexthechick, I will have to look at the manatee website. I am very close to calling my good friend the doc and requesting a medically induced coma until late on the evening of November 5th. Being in the Land of the Tiny-Brained is starting to put me in a mood to smite and slay and say things I will regret. Srsly, I want to grab some of these assholes by the throat and bitch-slap 'em.

Posted by: Peaches is cautiously optimistic at October 18, 2012 10:42 PM (kpCLl)

50 I shall need two tissues tonight.

One for each eye... right?

Posted by: boulder hobo at October 18, 2012 10:42 PM (QTHTd)

51
I really don't think that any of those muzzscum countries are worth a single one of our own fine, brave countrymen.

Posted by: Justamom in Achin' Akin's district at October 18, 2012 10:42 PM (Sptt8)

52 I shall need two tissues tonight.


Posted by: MrCaniac at October 18, 2012 10:41 PM (Zd/NW)

When you can get 5 or more to stick together, that's production.

Posted by: The Producers that bring you Glee at October 18, 2012 10:42 PM (GRvW4)

53 Movie is Meteor.

Posted by: GuyfromNH at October 18, 2012 10:42 PM (kbOju)

54 folks, if you haven't seen mitt at the Al Smith dinner, check it out...the guy was fantastic

Posted by: TheThinMan at October 18, 2012 10:42 PM (/2ODN)

55 #48

So did Ender's Game, but that still managed to be readable.

Posted by: Secundus, Judge Death Fan Club at October 18, 2012 10:43 PM (dYAWR)

56 I shall need two tissues tonight.
Posted by: MrCaniac at October 18, 2012 10:41 PM (Zd/NW)

Aim toward France in her honor.

Or pop into a croissant.

Posted by: eman at October 18, 2012 10:43 PM (+XD7n)

57 So, how many days from November 6 to December 21.

Posted by: Craig Poe, keeping hope alive,,,, at October 18, 2012 10:43 PM (BVkEs)

58 Damn sock

Posted by: eastvalleyphx says fuck islam at October 18, 2012 10:43 PM (GRvW4)

59 Peaches I understand. If I was still at my old job with the giant libtards I would probably have gotten fired by now.

Posted by: alexthechick -f u autocorrect at October 18, 2012 10:44 PM (Gk3SS)

60 I have still not seen a lick of the Thursday night game.

What's the score?

Posted by: logprof at October 18, 2012 10:44 PM (jKE+Z)

61
Yeah, I was not happy that the SCOAMTT was invited to the Catholic charity dinner, but mmmm mmmm mmmm.
Yummy roast with gravy.

Posted by: Justamom in Achin' Akin's district at October 18, 2012 10:45 PM (Sptt8)

62 10-6 SF but they were just picked in the endzone.

Posted by: toby928© beating memes to death since 2006 at October 18, 2012 10:45 PM (QupBk)

63 Sylvia Kristel was Dutch I believe.

Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2012 10:45 PM (6o4Fb)

64 Lol.. Mitt at the Al Smith dinner was classic. Also heard another good one today from Barky:

"When 4 American's get killed, it's not optimal"

Pretty much sums the man up right there.

Posted by: StuckonStupid at October 18, 2012 10:45 PM (f/0ub)

65
Raise your hand if you know someone who served in Iraq or Iran!

Posted by: "Special" Joey Biden at October 18, 2012 10:45 PM (Q2wni)

66 OK ! I like CAC's maps but it screwed my compute all up !!!!!

Posted by: The Jackhole at October 18, 2012 10:45 PM (DU15A)

67 Or pop into a croissant.


You sick bastid : -)

Posted by: fluffy at October 18, 2012 10:45 PM (z9HTb)

68 OK, I'll play along:

Meteor, who?

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 18, 2012 10:45 PM (JMmQ9)

69 Evening, all. Forward progress? I think not.

Posted by: Pecan Scandi at October 18, 2012 10:45 PM (GxnNk)

70 How many of you have lost someone in Iran?

The "Delta Farce", also known as Operation Eagle Claw, did fail near Tabas in Iran. That might count.

Posted by: boulder hobo at October 18, 2012 10:45 PM (QTHTd)

71 PEACHES!

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 10:45 PM (Z9EHQ)

72 calmingmanatee.com

OMG, bookmarked!!! The first one I got was "shall we dance?" It was almost as big as the CAC map. And oddly reminiscent of asthma-kitteh, who is now on reduced rations due to being over 20 lbs now, unacceptable!!

Posted by: Peaches is cautiously optimistic at October 18, 2012 10:45 PM (kpCLl)

73
Cards lead 6-1, bottom of seventh. Make it 7!!!

Posted by: Justamom in Achin' Akin's district at October 18, 2012 10:46 PM (Sptt8)

74 Peaches, just remember the wise man's words: "I pity your ignorance and despise you."

Posted by: Secundus, Judge Death Fan Club at October 18, 2012 10:46 PM (dYAWR)

75 Mitt's Big Bird slap is Moronworthy.

Posted by: alexthechick -f u autocorrect at October 18, 2012 10:46 PM (Gk3SS)

76 Optimal? Optimal? Did someone say optimal? What mean you optimal?

Posted by: Craig Poe at October 18, 2012 10:46 PM (BVkEs)

77 34 Marilyn Chambers, Linda Lovelace - now Sylvia. Our 70's porn goddesses will be missed.
---
I didn't miss a one of them

iykwim

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at October 18, 2012 10:46 PM (kzejo)

78 did Biden say Iran instead of Iraq?
No, he said Iraq and Iran presumably fucking up Afghanistan. It's also funny that when he asked something along the lines of "do you know someone who served [there]" only a handful of people in the crowd indicated 'yes'. (See the sock.)

Posted by: andycanuck at October 18, 2012 10:46 PM (vDl/w)

79 62 10-6 SF but they were just picked in the endzone.

Posted by: toby928© beating memes to death since 2006 at October 18, 2012 10:45 PM (QupBk)

--Thanks. NFL Network is blocked out here but the channel that hijacked the Thursday Night game is showing the NLCS. FML.

Posted by: logprof at October 18, 2012 10:46 PM (jKE+Z)

80 Y5!!!!

Posted by: Peaches is cautiously optimistic at October 18, 2012 10:46 PM (kpCLl)

81 Sad that the state of my birth is still slightly blue.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 10:47 PM (yh0zB)

82 Posted by: alexthechick -f u autocorrect at October 18, 2012 10:40 PM (Gk3SS)

Booze really does help.

Beating the snot out of The cocksucker -in-chief might be even better though.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 18, 2012 10:47 PM (2b4yb)

83 Or pop into a croissant.


You sick bastid : -)


Posted by: fluffy at October 18, 2012 10:45 PM (z9HTb)

That would make it some kind of eclair!

Posted by: eastvalleyphx says fuck islam at October 18, 2012 10:47 PM (GRvW4)

84 56
I shall need two tissues tonight.

Posted by: MrCaniac at October 18, 2012 10:41 PM (Zd/NW)



Aim toward France in her honor.



Or pop into a croissant.

Posted by: eman at October 18, 2012 10:43 PM (+XD7n)

If the chicken would hold still, I will have Chicken cordon bleu in her honor.

Posted by: MrCaniac at October 18, 2012 10:47 PM (Zd/NW)

85 77 No,she did soft core and never touched that hairy pig I believe.

Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2012 10:47 PM (6o4Fb)

86 Man, I actually knew that movie without having to cheat. That's sad. I've always been a sucker of flops, though.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 18, 2012 10:47 PM (BuSM8)

87 FYI, the japanese have a thing for photos of manatee junk. If you think there is code in that sentence, you are entirely wrong. Literal statement.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 10:48 PM (Z9EHQ)

88
Smith you idiot.

Thanks for the book ideas, guys

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 18, 2012 10:48 PM (0CiTm)

89 No, he said Iraq and Iran presumably fucking up Afghanistan. It's also funny that when he asked something along the lines of "do you know someone who served [there]" only a handful of people in the crowd indicated 'yes'. (See the sock.)

What's really ironic is that they added Biden to the ticket last time around to give Barky some much needed "foreign policy cred"

Boggles the mind.

Posted by: StuckonStupid at October 18, 2012 10:48 PM (f/0ub)

90 FYI, I've volunteered to work on every Repub Pres candidate since 1984, and Romney's people have created something like I've never seen before.


the GOTV organization is amazing; superb; awesome.


19 days until the Long National Nightmare begins to end

Posted by: Isaac Davis White at October 18, 2012 10:48 PM (Dll6b)

91
72 who is now on reduced rations due to being over 20 lbs now, unacceptable!

i have two 20lb kittehs, you want them?
hell, you can have my daughter too
shit, if the wife doesn't like it you can also take her
all for you peaches....i'm a giver like that

Posted by: navycopjoe has an iphone5 and you don't at October 18, 2012 10:49 PM (8GdRs)

92 37 How many of you have lost someone in Iran?
--

Gotta call a big YES on that one

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at October 18, 2012 10:49 PM (kzejo)

93 Maybe TMI ,but Kleenex is way too weak for that job.Paper towel.

Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2012 10:49 PM (6o4Fb)

94 She did NOT do pron. And she certainly never boinked that scuzmonkey Ron Jeremy.

Posted by: Peaches is cautiously optimistic at October 18, 2012 10:49 PM (kpCLl)

95 Ohio needs to make up it's freaking mind. This playing hard to get is becoming wearisome.

Posted by: Tuna at October 18, 2012 10:49 PM (M/TDA)

96 Never watch the Daily Show. Will tonight though.

Posted by: Craig Poe at October 18, 2012 10:49 PM (BVkEs)

97 I watched the Hating Breitbart preview. Tommy Christopher is even more of a dick than I thought.

What a fucking tool.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 18, 2012 10:49 PM (dX4hn)

98 Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 10:48 PM (Z9EHQ)

They are a very, very odd people. I like them when they are here, but in Japan? Not so much.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 18, 2012 10:49 PM (2b4yb)

99 Thank goodness, a normal format.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at October 18, 2012 10:50 PM (DoZD+)

100 60
I have still not seen a lick of the Thursday night game.



What's the score?

Posted by: logprof at October 18, 2012 10:44 PM

SF 10 Sea 6 in with 10 min in the 4th

Posted by: kbdabear at October 18, 2012 10:50 PM (wwsoB)

101 i have two 20lb kittehs, you want them?
hell, you can have my daughter too
shit, if the wife doesn't like it you can also take her
all for you peaches....i'm a giver like that


Posted by: navycopjoe has an iphone5 and you don't at October 18, 2012 10:49 PM (8GdRs)
Oh, sure, ncj, then how long until you try to foist those fuckin Cubs on me, too? No, thanks, although it's very sweet of you to offer.

Posted by: Peaches is cautiously optimistic at October 18, 2012 10:50 PM (kpCLl)

102 Oh yeah. Got a survey call this evening. I'm a black female Muslim between 18 and 29. Voting for Romney.

Suck my outlier, fucker.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx says fuck islam at October 18, 2012 10:50 PM (GRvW4)

103 I submit we make Alex Smith the IVth an Honorary Moron...

Anyone who can turn to the SCOAMF, and ask, 'how is it having an opponent who made more Sons, than you did jobs" is one of us....

Posted by: romeo13 at October 18, 2012 10:50 PM (lZBBB)

104 I watched the Hating Breitbart preview

Not much point in that. Not like you can expect these people to have any sense of class or decency.

Posted by: StuckonStupid at October 18, 2012 10:51 PM (f/0ub)

105 Frank Gore is in Beast Mode.

Posted by: toby928© beating memes to death since 2006 at October 18, 2012 10:51 PM (QupBk)

106 She did NOT do pron. And she certainly never boinked that scuzmonkey Ron Jeremy.
Posted by: Peaches is cautiously optimistic at October 18, 2012 10:49 PM (kpCLl)

who says she did not do pron?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 10:51 PM (Z9EHQ)

107
That would make it some kind of eclair!


Posted by: eastvalleyphx says fuck islam at October 18, 2012 10:47 PM (GRvW4)

Wouldn't that be a strudel?

Posted by: MrCaniac at October 18, 2012 10:51 PM (Zd/NW)

108 They are a very, very odd people. I like them when they are here, but in Japan? Not so much.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 18, 2012 10:49 PM (2b4yb)

agreed. it is a problem with too much isolation for too long. kind of like mass cabin fever.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 10:52 PM (Z9EHQ)

109 Posted by: logprof at October 18, 2012 10:46 PM (jKE+Z)

Blackouts....what a scam.

The NFL has a government sponsored monopoly, and most of their teams are taxpayer subsidized....but they get to blackout markets?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 18, 2012 10:52 PM (2b4yb)

110 who says she did not do pron?



Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 10:51 PM (Z9EHQ)
Wasn't it more like "erotica" than down and dirty, nasty pron? I don't know, I hate that shit. Oh, hey, let's ask Ace!!!

Posted by: Peaches is cautiously optimistic at October 18, 2012 10:52 PM (kpCLl)

111 9 Quick I need a good Kindle download...military fiction, thrillers, zombies, apocalypse, something decent and fairly cheap. Little help?
Posted by: USS Diversity at October 18, 2012 10:32 PM (0CiTm)


*****************

Got Black April free not long ago from Amazon. About the death of South Vietnam. Fucking Democrats.

Posted by: Boomer Redneque knows Mohammad was a goat-fucking kiddie-raper at October 18, 2012 10:52 PM (eQnzo)

112 So Dave in Fla, I have heard the name Tommy Christopher, but don't know much about him

give us a quick rundown if you would on his douchebaggery

Posted by: kinlaw at October 18, 2012 10:52 PM (uLTng)

113
Big Bird is a big fuckin' bird!

Posted by: "Special" Joey Biden at October 18, 2012 10:52 PM (Q2wni)

114 Yes,Sylvia Kristel was born in Utrecht in the Netherlands in 1952.

Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2012 10:52 PM (6o4Fb)

115 Wouldn't that be a strudel?

Posted by: MrCaniac at October 18, 2012 10:51 PM (Zd/NW)

Let's ask Giada.

Posted by: eman at October 18, 2012 10:53 PM (+XD7n)

116 Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 10:52 PM (Z9EHQ)

But....their titties seem to be getting bigger and bigger....so there's that.

[did I just say that?]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 18, 2012 10:53 PM (2b4yb)

117
101 nah, i'll keep da cubbies, the soon to be champion bears, and the italian soccor team
and my beer, my bike and my wifes car

clearance sale for the rest folks!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe has an iphone5 and you don't at October 18, 2012 10:53 PM (8GdRs)

118 SF needs the TD to beat the spread.

Posted by: toby928© beating memes to death since 2006 at October 18, 2012 10:53 PM (QupBk)

119 106 Soft core.No pink,simulated sex etc.

Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2012 10:54 PM (6o4Fb)

120 Damn. Wish Breitbart had been here to watch this election. Oh what fun he would have had.

Posted by: Tuna at October 18, 2012 10:54 PM (M/TDA)

121 who says she did not do pron?



Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 10:51 PM (Z9EHQ)


I think she means no hard-core stuff.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 10:54 PM (yh0zB)

122 86 Man, I actually knew that movie without having to cheat. That's sad. I've always been a sucker of flops, though.
---
You and me both...

Posted by: Typical Obama voter at October 18, 2012 10:54 PM (kzejo)

123 102 teh funny

Posted by: Honey Badger at October 18, 2012 10:54 PM (htu8n)

124 Yes,Sylvia Kristel was born in Utrecht in the Netherlands in 1952.
Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2012 10:52 PM (6o4Fb)

Okay, aim toward France and adjust your fire 5 degrees North. Fire for effect.

Posted by: eman at October 18, 2012 10:54 PM (+XD7n)

125 @111

Good God that sounds depressing.

Posted by: Secundus, Judge Death Fan Club at October 18, 2012 10:54 PM (dYAWR)

126 Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 10:51 PM (Z9EHQ)
Wasn't it more like "erotica" than down and dirty, nasty pron? I don't know, I hate that shit. Oh, hey, let's ask Ace!!!
Posted by: Peaches is cautiously optimistic at October 18, 2012 10:52 PM (kpCLl)

Every time I am at a dinner party and someone starts off abouth he or she did not do porn - straight, gay for pay, whatever - i always call bull in the loudest most abrasive way possible.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 10:54 PM (Z9EHQ)

127 Kaley Cuoco
http://tinyurl.com/8ggqkxv

Posted by: Jamie at October 18, 2012 10:55 PM (4ckuD)

128 Rombley just sliced and diced Barky tonight.
That had to have been a goodly dose of Dennis Miller in there.
Like a fukkin hammer!

Posted by: VW Zao at October 18, 2012 10:55 PM (vWZa0)

129 Who was that blonde over Romney's right shoulder at the Smith dinner?


Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2012 10:55 PM (qrpxS)

130 109 Posted by: logprof at October 18, 2012 10:46 PM (jKE+Z)

Blackouts....what a scam.

The NFL has a government sponsored monopoly, and most of their teams are taxpayer subsidized....but they get to blackout markets?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 18, 2012 10:52 PM (2b4yb)

--I don't think it's an NFL thing; I think it's a Canadian thing.

Posted by: logprof at October 18, 2012 10:55 PM (jKE+Z)

131 I find myself relocated to to Pacific Northwest from Florida. I miss the weather, the classic El Camino and the Wife. But I really miss my puppehs. Now I have tickets for the flight back to the SE. Should I stop at an airport kiosk and pick up some treats?

Posted by: Pecan Scandi at October 18, 2012 10:55 PM (GxnNk)

132 @117

I told you last night they ain't gettin past my vikes

you're repressing again

Posted by: kinlaw at October 18, 2012 10:56 PM (uLTng)

133 Posted by: USS Diversity at October 18, 2012 10:32 PM (0CiTm)

http://is.gd/oR8jZU

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 18, 2012 10:56 PM (2b4yb)

134 SF FG 13-6

Posted by: toby928© beating memes to death since 2006 at October 18, 2012 10:56 PM (QupBk)

135 I'm reading Wool Omnibus, recommended here awhile back. Can't remember the author. Science fiction-y thingie. Pretty good.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at October 18, 2012 10:56 PM (DoZD+)

136 and the spread is 7.5

FML.

Posted by: toby928© beating memes to death since 2006 at October 18, 2012 10:56 PM (QupBk)

137 Frisco up 13 to 6

Posted by: otho at October 18, 2012 10:56 PM (yBF/9)

138 "the GOTV organization is amazing; superb; awesome"

This is something that everyone keeps forgetting when they talk about Ohio. In 2008 Obama's big weapon was early voting. McCain had almost no money left and couldn't mount a credible GOTV operation. A lot of Mitt's millions is dedicated to GOTV. It will be much like 2004 when Rove was finding GOP vote totals that was shocking the Dems.

In 2004, Ohio was R+5.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 18, 2012 10:57 PM (dX4hn)

139 8 - 1 Cardinals......

Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2012 10:58 PM (X6akg)

140 clearance sale for the rest folks!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe has an iphone5 and you don't at October 18, 2012 10:53 PM (8GdRs)


Okay, let's talk about your daughter.

SithCo is looking for a research assistant.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 18, 2012 10:58 PM (bxiXv)

141 "Old Mans War" trilogy by John Scalzi I entertaining.

Posted by: Tuna at October 18, 2012 10:59 PM (M/TDA)

142
132 I told you last night they ain't gettin past my vikes
the vikings? really?

see you and your sweet sweet tears on nov 25th

Posted by: navycopjoe has an iphone5 and you don't at October 18, 2012 10:59 PM (8GdRs)

143 do moronettes get tattoos?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 11:00 PM (Z9EHQ)

144 I know this is a boring topic, but to the fruit chart. If any of you have not had a ripe, fresh fig, try one.
I was brought up to think of figs as some disgusting brown, icky stuff in the worst cookies ever invented.
Then one day I bought some fresh figs at the store. Really good. And they still look pretty bad. But tasty. I bought 4 of them and gobbled them right down.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 18, 2012 11:00 PM (8BX2b)

145 I had never heard of Meteor before - came across it channel surfing one night. I could NOT believe that many great actors were in something so mind-numblingly bad! I mean mst3k bad.

Posted by: Vertov at October 18, 2012 11:00 PM (rRr9n)

146 McCain had almost no money left and couldn't mount a credible GOTV operation.

Plus, he was a fuckin' douchbag who told anyone who would listen that barky would make "a fine president," and those of us who did vote for him had to hold their noses to do so.

Posted by: Peaches is cautiously optimistic at October 18, 2012 11:00 PM (kpCLl)

147 Rather appropriately, I get the "Calming Manatee" that is please with the sacrificial offering.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 18, 2012 11:01 PM (bxiXv)

148 I'm not going to dignify it with a link but Drudge has a Real Clear Politics link about Whoopi apparently confusing Quakers (or Mennonites?) with Mormons saying that Mormons are forbidden from serving in the military.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 18, 2012 11:01 PM (vDl/w)

149 do moronettes get tattoos?

NO!

Posted by: Peaches is cautiously optimistic at October 18, 2012 11:01 PM (kpCLl)

150 fun seeing what other actors Sylvia appeared wtih

Howard Hesseman
Ed Begley Jr
Anthony Stewart Head
Don Adams
Pamela Hemsley

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 18, 2012 11:01 PM (kzejo)

151 @144 While in China I tried some fresh dates. Crisp and delicious like little apples. Wish I could find them here.

Posted by: the clubfooted pegleg at October 18, 2012 11:02 PM (Q2wni)

152 Eh, hard to describe Christopher. He runs Mediaite, and gets to go to the WH press briefings. He is very arrogant and full of himself. He annoys me more than people like Stephanie Cutter. She at least comes across as knowing it is spin, but doesn't care. He believes the shit.

He is a "Twitter Star".

Weird thing is he used to be a good friend of Caleb Howe. I wonder if that is still true.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 18, 2012 11:02 PM (dX4hn)

153
140 she would sign up
give her a few years and she'll be a soul sealer

Posted by: navycopjoe has an iphone5 and you don't at October 18, 2012 11:02 PM (8GdRs)

154 Whoopi apparently confusing Quakers (or Mennonites?) with Mormons saying that Mormons are forbidden from serving in the military.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 18, 2012 11:01 PM (vDl/w)


That's because they eat their wounded.

Posted by: Whoopsi at October 18, 2012 11:02 PM (bxiXv)

155 A fond memory of my youth:

Paul Lynde was on Hollywood Squares. He we asked "What you you do if your child becomes emotionally upset when you turn on the vacuum cleaner?"

"Let 'em out of the bag." said he.


Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at October 18, 2012 11:02 PM (he2LC)

156 145 Yeah,must have been a good paycheck.I think they figured that disaster movies were big box office at that time (Towering Inferno.Poseidon Adventure etc)."Hey how about a global disaster!?"

Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2012 11:03 PM (6o4Fb)

157 145
Money talks.

Posted by: Tuna at October 18, 2012 11:03 PM (M/TDA)

158 McCain was and is a ball gargler. If he'd been elected, we'd have troops in every single fucking country in the Middle East right now. Republicans wouldn't return to the White House for thirty years after his single term.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 18, 2012 11:03 PM (BuSM8)

159 'ettes, whatcha think?

I bought the crown moulding today to do this: http://bit.ly/OMThWE

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 18, 2012 11:03 PM (piMMO)

160 whoopi is a disgusting human being
oh, is that racist?

hell, so is saying "Chicago" these days


Posted by: kinlaw at October 18, 2012 11:03 PM (uLTng)

161 @9 Baen books has a -lot- of older free material. Some right in that alley.

Posted by: Al at October 18, 2012 11:04 PM (MzQOZ)

162 do moronettes get tattoos?

NO!

----

Bet they do

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 18, 2012 11:04 PM (dX4hn)

163
Wow, just never know what you'll see here....the 'honor' of Emmanuelle
is being defended and debated on AoSHQ...I love this place!

Posted by: Icedog at October 18, 2012 11:04 PM (PTS+l)

164 do moronettes get tattoos?

NO!


***

ditto

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 18, 2012 11:04 PM (piMMO)

165 The color guy on NFL network has a friggin speech impediment!

Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2012 11:05 PM (6o4Fb)

166 NO!
Posted by: Peaches is cautiously optimistic at October 18, 2012 11:01 PM (kpCLl)

not even a little butterfly here or there?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 11:05 PM (Z9EHQ)

167 "Srsly, I want to grab some of these assholes by the throat and bitch-slap 'em.
Posted by: Peaches"

And this belligerent attitude on the part of conservative women is why Michelle Obama won the first lady debate.

Posted by: Dumbazz Liberal at October 18, 2012 11:05 PM (8BX2b)

168 140 she would sign up

give her a few years and she'll be a soul sealer
Posted by: navycopjoe has an iphone5 and you don't at October 18, 2012 11:02 PM (8GdRs)


Scha-weet. We need more people in Admin, *everybody* wants to be a field agent.

"When do I get my lightsaber" ugh. If I had a penny...

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 18, 2012 11:05 PM (bxiXv)

169 The SF Giants need a touchdown (and PAT) to tie the St Louis Cardinals.. er... I think this game is done .. in the eight inning .. nonetheless.

Posted by: grease monkey at October 18, 2012 11:05 PM (VSWPU)

170 I wasn't aware moronettes wore shoes. Didn't figure they'd evolved that far because, well, they're moronettes and why wear shoes when you're in the kitchen with a pregnant belly and makin' sammichs.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 18, 2012 11:05 PM (BuSM8)

171 Is Romney a Mormon Mormon?

Posted by: Whoopi de Doo at October 18, 2012 11:06 PM (Q2wni)

172 94
She did NOT do pron. And she certainly never boinked that scuzmonkey Ron Jeremy.


Posted by: Peaches is cautiously optimistic at October 18, 2012 10:49 PM (kpCLl)

That is correct. She did "erotic films". Big difference since you don't usually see the "hydraulics" or any "hydraulic fluid".

Posted by: MrCaniac at October 18, 2012 11:06 PM (Zd/NW)

173
Pssssst.....

The woman that asked about the AK-47's at the 2nd debate:

Nina Gonzales is a registered democrat, and surprise! works for the Obama campaign out of Nassau County NY.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 18, 2012 11:06 PM (PHb2k)

174 SithCo is looking for a research assistant.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 18, 2012 10:58 PM (bxiXv)



You do remember that the way apprentices move up is to off the master, right? Something tells me this kid is almost at that stage...which no doubt is why ncj is looking to ship her out...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 11:06 PM (yh0zB)

175 But were they Quaker-Quakers?

Posted by: Secundus, Judge Death Fan Club at October 18, 2012 11:07 PM (dYAWR)

176 I bought the crown moulding today to do this: http://bit.ly/OMThWE

Awesome, Niedermeyer!!! You are so smooth . . .

Posted by: Peaches is cautiously optimistic at October 18, 2012 11:07 PM (kpCLl)

177
170 wow
guess its time to make some popcorn and watch

Posted by: navycopjoe has an iphone5 and you don't at October 18, 2012 11:07 PM (8GdRs)

178 Quakers /Mormons. Mormons/ Quakers.

RAPE!/ rape?

it's all so confusing when you're basically an affirmative action hire, even in the entertainment world.

Posted by: Ktgreat at October 18, 2012 11:07 PM (avGs3)

179 test

Posted by: rdbrewer at October 18, 2012 11:08 PM (Iyg03)

180 What's this about Fidel Castro suffering a stroke?

Do I dare to dream?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 18, 2012 11:08 PM (BuSM8)

181 I'm glad to see Eddie Money making a comeback.

Posted by: Craig Poe at October 18, 2012 11:08 PM (BVkEs)

182 Awesome, Niedermeyer!!! You are so smooth . . .


****

To display all the fabulous shoes I now have no occasion to wear!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 18, 2012 11:08 PM (piMMO)

183 Nina Gonzales is a registered democrat, and surprise! works for the Obama campaign out of Nassau County NY.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 18, 2012 11:06 PM (PHb2k)


Unpossible! We were assured that these would be undecided voters...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 11:08 PM (yh0zB)

184 do moronettes get tattoos?


Not this one. Needles are fine if they're sticking an IV in me or they're taking a pint of blood out of me, but otherwise I ain't letting them nearby.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 18, 2012 11:08 PM (n2HSc)

185 "the 'honor' of Emmanuelle"

More like her amazingly hot body, and stunning good looks. I would kick Hendricks and Upton out of bed for her.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 18, 2012 11:08 PM (dX4hn)

186 that scuzmonkey Ron Jeremy

He may be - okay, he is - a scuzmonkey, but he's a Republican scuzmonkey

Posted by: boulder hobo at October 18, 2012 11:09 PM (QTHTd)

187 @144 re figs:

In my area, figs grow wild. Unlike most fruit trees, they require little or no maintenance. In good years, they produce unbelievable quantities of fruit.

Posted by: Scobface at October 18, 2012 11:09 PM (IoNBC)

188 The SF Giants need a touchdown (and PAT) to tie the St Louis Cardinals.. er... I think this game is done .. in the eight inning .. nonetheless.

So ... Touchdown Celtics?

Posted by: toby928© beating memes to death since 2006 at October 18, 2012 11:09 PM (QupBk)

189 I regret the sins of my youth including, but not limited to, the enjoyment of the "Emanuelle 2" film.






Posted by: Bart at October 18, 2012 11:09 PM (he2LC)

190 Do I dare to dream?


Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 18, 2012 11:08 PM (BuSM


Doesn't matter, he's turned it over to his brother now.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 11:09 PM (yh0zB)

191 "Beating the snot out of The cocksucker -in-chief might be even better though.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo"

Um, comments like that can get you into trouble. But what the hell, the motherf**ker deserves it.

Posted by: Hawt Tagg Romney at October 18, 2012 11:09 PM (8BX2b)

192 183 Well gee,just because she WORKS for the campaign doesn't mean she decided to vote for him right??

Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2012 11:09 PM (6o4Fb)

193 Emmanuelle ... a carpenters dream ... flat as a board and easy to nail ..

Posted by: grease monkey at October 18, 2012 11:10 PM (VSWPU)

194 Speaking of popcorn. Trader Joes sells jars of coconut oil which they say is good for popping corn. Anyone ever try it?

Posted by: Tuna at October 18, 2012 11:10 PM (M/TDA)

195
To display all the fabulous shoes I now have no occasion to wear!


Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 18, 2012 11:08 PM (piMMO)

Better than in boxes in the closet, where mine have been since the knee blew out. At least you will be able to enjoy yours!!

Posted by: Peaches is cautiously optimistic at October 18, 2012 11:10 PM (kpCLl)

196 174 i get told all the time 'hey dad, the old folks home is calling, tick tock"

Posted by: navycopjoe has an iphone5 and you don't at October 18, 2012 11:10 PM (8GdRs)

197 187 @144 re figs:

And fig jam is to die for.

Posted by: Scobface at October 18, 2012 11:10 PM (IoNBC)

198 You do remember that the way apprentices move up is to off the master, right? Something tells me this kid is almost at that stage...which no doubt is why ncj is looking to ship her out...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 11:06 PM (yh0zB)


Pfft, I've never hired anyone with that much energy and ambition, and it's not for a lack of trying.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 18, 2012 11:10 PM (bxiXv)

199 He may be - okay, he is - a scuzmonkey, but he's a Republican scuzmonkey


Posted by: boulder hobo at October 18, 2012 11:09 PM (QTHTd)


Short little fucker cost me $20.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 11:11 PM (yh0zB)

200 hm. I would have not suspected moronettes were so opposed to tattoos. I would have thought at least one moronette would have had a little to much to drink in college and had some sorority letters or a small butterfly inked somewhere. not necessarily a full ROMNEY in 30 font Times New Roman, but a little something.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 11:11 PM (Z9EHQ)

201 @181

What, the Geico commercial?

Anybody else feel slightly embarassed whenever that thing comes on?Or is it just me?

Posted by: Secundus, Judge Death Fan Club at October 18, 2012 11:11 PM (dYAWR)

202 @180Castro's been dying off and on for years. Sort of like Newsweek. In both cases the "putting the fork in" operation has been a long drawn-out process.

Posted by: the clubfooted pegleg at October 18, 2012 11:11 PM (Q2wni)

203 @196

just be glad they aren't asking "hey Dad, are you sure your will is up to date?"

Posted by: kinlaw at October 18, 2012 11:11 PM (uLTng)

204 Dude.

Tebow to play?

http://bit.ly/UaIckH

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 18, 2012 11:12 PM (piMMO)

205 Before the internet we watched lots of boring shit waiting for the chicks to get naked.I remember watching foreign films on PBS because they showed nudity(I Claudius!)

Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2012 11:12 PM (6o4Fb)

206 I'm sure Eddie Money makes more on that commercial than most of us in a year.

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 18, 2012 11:12 PM (0CiTm)

207 McCain was and is a ball gargler. If he'd been elected, we'd have troops in every single fucking country in the Middle East right now. Republicans wouldn't return to the White House for thirty years after his single term.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 18, 2012 11:03 PM (BuSM


Back when I was in grad school, I was reading a book on the treatment of prisoners and ransom customs in the Holy Land during the crusading era, and the author brought up a study someone had done of Israeli soldiers that had been captured in 20th century. She summarized it as indicating that repatriated (male, I think)prisoners tended to respond to their captivity in one of two ways - either they became very passive and demonstrated a learned helplessness that persisted long after they were free again, or they became hyperaggressive and independent in a reaction against their former helplessness. I wonder if McCain fell into the former camp.

Posted by: Grey Fox at October 18, 2012 11:12 PM (El020)

208 "I regret the sins of my youth including, but not limited to, the enjoyment of the "Emanuelle 2" film."

That would be my sins of last week.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 18, 2012 11:12 PM (dX4hn)

209 apparently it is acceptabel to threaten to cut someone's nuts off but saying you wanted a chance to smack someone but decided not to is worse.

I will take that under advisement.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 11:13 PM (Z9EHQ)

210 201 @181

What, the Geico commercial?

Anybody else feel slightly embarassed whenever that thing comes on?Or is it just me?


I'd like to know how much more money I could save on car insurance if they didn't run so many commercials (ditto for Progressive).

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 18, 2012 11:13 PM (n2HSc)

211 hello! glad to see some happy people.

let's see, no tatoos on me. I have major needle fear.

But I once was in Ogre's Revenge in Venice Beach and the man himself walked in. Neat.

Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 18, 2012 11:13 PM (rBgOT)

212 i get told all the time 'hey dad, the old folks home is calling, tick tock"

Posted by: navycopjoe has an iphone5 and you don't at October 18, 2012 11:10 PM (8GdRs)


Are you paying attention here Merovign?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 11:13 PM (yh0zB)

213 203 @196

just be glad they aren't asking "hey Dad, are you sure your will is up to date?"
Posted by: kinlaw at October 18, 2012 11:11 PM (uLTng)

My mother says, "Never buy green banannas."

Posted by: Scobface at October 18, 2012 11:13 PM (IoNBC)

214 201 Yeah,he seems to be in a bad way.Old and worn out(drugs I guess).

Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2012 11:13 PM (6o4Fb)

215 That would be my sins of last week.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 18, 2012 11:12 PM (dX4hn)

as long as you're not still watching Young Lady Chatterly, I think you're okay.

Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 18, 2012 11:14 PM (rBgOT)

216 I loved Paul Lynde. He was fucking hilarious.

Posted by: mpfs at October 18, 2012 11:14 PM (Mkhiu)

217 6
METEOR!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 18, 2012 10:31 PM (NPMfF)


RESPECT MY BOUNDARIES.
Also, yahoo fucking sucks.

Posted by: Unclefacts, now with even more summoning power. at October 18, 2012 11:14 PM (6IReR)

218 Every "town hall" debate is stacked by Dem operatives, because all they know how to do is cheat.

Hell, I probably would have given up politics entirely if the left hadn't been so chronically dishonest that they needed opposition.

The Republicans may be stupid, but it's an *endearing* stupid.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 18, 2012 11:14 PM (bxiXv)

219 where is my goat?


how is going to work now?



Posted by: Achmed bin lonely at October 18, 2012 11:14 PM (2CiZb)

220
203 that would be the wife
"don't worry honey, with all the driving you do at least you have great life insurance. hey, working nights?"

Posted by: navycopjoe has an iphone5 and you don't at October 18, 2012 11:14 PM (8GdRs)

221 " not necessarily a full ROMNEY in 30 font Times New Roman, but a little something."

If I had to bet, I would bet on AtC.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 18, 2012 11:14 PM (dX4hn)

222 I concur with peaches about the tattoos, NO! I had a dream the other night that I got a yellow fish tat around my mouth and was remorseful that it looked like facial hair! Ha! WTF was that about? I was all pissed off at the guy who did it for not warning me, even though all throughout the dream I didn't want a tattoo, anyway!

Posted by: Kalneva having no smokes is not optimal at October 18, 2012 11:15 PM (cQmXn)

223 The first "Old Man's War" book was good, because it was un-PC and Heinleinish.

Since then, Scalzi has shown his cards.

Posted by: boulder hobo at October 18, 2012 11:15 PM (QTHTd)

224 I buy Lou Ana coconut oil at wallymart.
It has a much lower burning temp than other oils and will smoke if it gets too hot.
It is 2/3 medium chain triglyceride which means only 1/3 packs on as fat. The rest just slides out.

Posted by: Justamom in Achin' Akin's district at October 18, 2012 11:15 PM (Sptt8)

225 144
I know this is a boring topic, but to the fruit chart. If any of you have not had a ripe, fresh fig, try one.

I was brought up to think of figs as some disgusting brown, icky stuff in the worst cookies ever invented.

Then one day I bought some fresh figs at the store. Really good. And
they still look pretty bad. But tasty. I bought 4 of them and gobbled
them right down.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 18, 2012 11:00 PM (8BX2b)

My aunt and uncle in Houston had a fig tree in their back yard when I was a kid... We would have fresh figs on our cereal for breakfast - REALLY tasty!

Posted by: George W Beagle at October 18, 2012 11:15 PM (JwW4z)

226 4 for 4 on no tattoos.

I am revising my opinion on the good girl gone bad and then republican theory I had been working with.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 11:15 PM (Z9EHQ)

227
Geico and Progressive are prog companies.
Ugh.

Posted by: Justamom in Achin' Akin's district at October 18, 2012 11:16 PM (Sptt8)

228 Re the tattoos

Never thought I'd like em, especially on a chick. I have none.

evp-ette has a couple. Small, out of the way. Look good on her. Of course, she's several years younger than I, and lives at the gym like I do.

Overall, two thumbs and one dick up!

Posted by: eastvalleyphx says fuck islam at October 18, 2012 11:16 PM (GRvW4)

229 201
@181



What, the Geico commercial?



Anybody else feel slightly embarassed whenever that thing comes on?Or is it just me?

Posted by: Secundus, Judge Death Fan Club at October 18, 2012 11:11 PM (dYAWR)
---
Nah, there's a couple of other things he's doing. His story is incredible. Money was a cop who was shot in the face, then turned singer.

Posted by: Craig Poe at October 18, 2012 11:16 PM (BVkEs)

230
218 Dem operatives, because all they know how to do is cheat.

is this why i never get to be the banker when i play monopoly?

Posted by: navycopjoe has an iphone5 and you don't at October 18, 2012 11:17 PM (8GdRs)

231 Are you paying attention here Merovign?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 11:13 PM (yh0zB)


Yup, she sounds "feisty." We'll know more at the interview.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 18, 2012 11:17 PM (bxiXv)

232 I posted a vid of me taking the pony down the strip (13.1998 @ 108.63, with the top down, if anyone is interested) and my daughters started talking about how they should take that thing away from the old man before he hurts himself...fml

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 11:17 PM (yh0zB)

233 No on tattoos.

Posted by: mpfs at October 18, 2012 11:17 PM (Mkhiu)

234 @223

boulderhobo, yeah, I heard he is a lefty who just shut up and write

instapundit has always recommended his stuff though

Posted by: kinlaw at October 18, 2012 11:18 PM (uLTng)

235 Aloha!

Posted by: cthulhu at October 18, 2012 11:18 PM (kaalw)

236
228 "Overall, two thumbs and one dick up!"

----- I can manage that!

Posted by: Andy Sullivan at October 18, 2012 11:18 PM (Q2wni)

237 just did an image search for sylvia kristel naked. for a 70's soft core starlet, she kept the "hedge" well trimmed.

Posted by: helofixer at October 18, 2012 11:18 PM (Pt9bY)

238 Costco is now selling coconut oil, too, and yes. It does make better popcorn.

Posted by: Kalneva having no smokes is not optimal at October 18, 2012 11:18 PM (cQmXn)

239 I am revising my opinion on the good girl gone bad and then republican theory I had been working with.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 11:15 PM (Z9EHQ)


Don't let the dream die! It deserves to liiiiive!!!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 11:18 PM (yh0zB)

240 Wow, the spokesbabe on the local news looks terribly depressed when she read the story about the Sentinel's Romney endorsement.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 18, 2012 11:19 PM (dX4hn)

241 Am I seeing Mrs Paul's Fish Sticks in here?

How've you been, mpfs?

Posted by: boulder hobo at October 18, 2012 11:19 PM (QTHTd)

242 Posted by: Andy Sullivan at October 18, 2012 11:18 PM (Q2wni)

Shut up, faggot

Posted by: eastvalleyphx says fuck islam at October 18, 2012 11:19 PM (GRvW4)

243 @234

that should read"who just CAN'T shut up and write"

Posted by: kinlaw at October 18, 2012 11:19 PM (uLTng)

244 "No on tattoos."

I'm crushed

The dream has died.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 18, 2012 11:20 PM (dX4hn)

245 4th and 17 for the Seahawks 50 sec left

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 18, 2012 11:20 PM (0CiTm)

246 Tatoos: The tell is that high school kids are getting them now. That guarantees that in 15-20 years, tats will be considered the most uncool thing imaginable.

Posted by: Scobface at October 18, 2012 11:21 PM (IoNBC)

247 Moronettes know that the sexy come hither tatoos of today are most likely not going to age well.

Plus if you get a visible one with colors, it's going to clash with at least half the things you want to wear. No way I'm limiting my wardrobe.

Also, ouch. I'll stick with black eyeliner and stompy boots if I need to make that statement.

Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 18, 2012 11:21 PM (rBgOT)

248
235 amazing you always start with aloha and yet i never do and live in waikiki

anywho, i have a brand spanking new whirlpool bathtub and it is calling my name
yeah, got some grape ape bubblebath too

life is good

Posted by: navycopjoe has an iphone5 and you don't at October 18, 2012 11:21 PM (8GdRs)

249 Evenin'! Denouncing myself in advance for this one.

Logprof October 17, 2012 12:20 AM:
--Please don't take it personally, but your site kinda sucks.


Damn, man! I came back the next morning to graze upon late ONT comments and found this harshness.

:Sad Face: sucks Yes, yes, you're right. Much of it probably does. My oft-neglected eclectic vanity site's just a dumping ground for my lifetime of Tourette's-like doodling, dittys, and diatribes.

:Sadder Face: The site's pretty much all my doing, from the tiniest picture to the entire site design, so it's kind-of hard not to take criticism personally.

:Scream Face: I shall now proceed to take down my site, burn all backups, hack all archives on the web, destroy all evidence it ever existed, and never go on the web again, so devastated with shame am I.

Oh. Wait! Wait! :Sudden realization: To be dissed by one of the horde is higher honor than the praise of mere mortals!!!11!! Therefore, I have emblazoned this comment across the top of my front page and several section pages.

/tongue-in-cheek

My joking invite set meself up for that one, I s'pose, but didn't I tell you ignore the content, just send money? I appreciate criticism, but constructively-wise, one is left wondering what part of teh suck, one is.

/whaatever

"Could you be more specific"?

/candycritter AAAGGGHHHH

morsux: The VP Animals' Debate http://bit.ly/ani-db

Posted by: That Mindful Guy at October 18, 2012 11:21 PM (lBpVP)

250 To satiate such a desire of the flesh...what about anal tattoos?

NSFW, obviously

http://tinyurl.com/9rxqufa

Posted by: Pinhead at October 18, 2012 11:21 PM (5Vuz/)

251 "mmmm, fish sticks"-homer simpson

Posted by: kinlaw at October 18, 2012 11:21 PM (uLTng)

252 Posted by: Andy Sullivan

On the topic of social-climbers who worm their way into the mainstream by feigning libertarian / conservative opinions . . .

Posted by: boulder hobo at October 18, 2012 11:21 PM (QTHTd)

253 Don't let the dream die! It deserves to liiiiive!!!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 11:18 PM (yh0zB)

Dude, you don't have to have a tatoo to be a bad girl.

Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 18, 2012 11:21 PM (rBgOT)

254 Also, ouch. I'll stick with black eyeliner and stompy boots if I need to make that statement.

As a Siouxsie fan of long standing, I approve of this statement

Posted by: boulder hobo at October 18, 2012 11:22 PM (QTHTd)

255 Also, ouch. I'll stick with black eyeliner and stompy boots if I need to make that statement.

Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 18, 2012 11:21 PM (rBgOT)


How YOU doin?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 18, 2012 11:22 PM (bxiXv)

256 Effin SF is going to decline the safety and fuck the spread.

Posted by: toby928© beating memes to death since 2006 at October 18, 2012 11:23 PM (QupBk)

257 The no-tats are rapidly accruing. Just think how nursing homes will look in 40-50 years. Oh, I guess if we get the full-on Obamacare, we won't have to worry about that.

Posted by: Kalneva's vote won't count in this f'd up state at October 18, 2012 11:23 PM (cQmXn)

258 "Sexy issues" - Obama

Posted by: Craig Poe at October 18, 2012 11:24 PM (BVkEs)

259 240
In my dreams I imagine thousands of MSM types so depressed on election night that they turn in their press passes and retire with Obama to Hawaii. I try not to dream too much though. Bad karma you know.

Posted by: Tuna at October 18, 2012 11:24 PM (M/TDA)

260 Hello boulder hobo.

I've been here and there. My mom took a turn for the worse but is stable now. I am convinced the moron horde's prayers helped set things right with the Man upstairs.

Posted by: mpfs at October 18, 2012 11:24 PM (Mkhiu)

261 To satiate such a desire of the flesh...what about anal tattoos?

NSFW, obviously

http://tinyurl.com/9rxqufa
Posted by: Pinhead at October 18, 2012 11:21 PM (5Vuz/)

Didn;t someone post the story about the lady gettin the aforementioned tattoo here?

http://www.topicbistro.com/1089/side-tattoos-for-women/

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 11:24 PM (Z9EHQ)

262
Plus if you get a visible one with colors, it's going to clash with at least half the things you want to wear

well, except for anal tats

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 18, 2012 11:24 PM (0CiTm)

263 The tat removal industry is expected to grow 683% in the next twenty years.

OK, I made that up.

Posted by: Scobface at October 18, 2012 11:25 PM (IoNBC)

264 37 How many of you have lost someone in Iran?

Posted by: eastvalleyphx says fuck islam at October 18, 2012 10:38 PM (GRvW4)

is it sad to say that i have lost someone, and i can only be positive, and hope he is in Iran? I very much do not want to have lost someone in Africa. It's too permanent. People lost in Iran often turn up.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 18, 2012 11:25 PM (r7Ddb)

265 IIRC Dewberry's in an old line of cosmetics. Supposed to be good. Not sure it the are still arongd.

Posted by: Infidel at October 18, 2012 11:25 PM (pzoRG)

266 If Harbaugh goes through with decline this safety, which I didn't even know you could do, I will be so pissed.

Posted by: toby928© beating memes to death since 2006 at October 18, 2012 11:25 PM (QupBk)

267 Posted by: Pinhead at October 18, 2012 11:21 PM (5Vuz/)



yeah...no way I'm opening that link, I'm low on brain bleach.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 11:25 PM (yh0zB)

268 49'ers 13 to 6. Then 15 to 6. Then back to 13 to 6.

Posted by: otho at October 18, 2012 11:25 PM (yBF/9)

269 Gratuitous Christina Hendricks at one of my posts today. (Link is in my nick.)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 18, 2012 10:32 PM (NPMfF)





Someone wake up AllanG. THIS is how a professional link-whores.

'sup jackwagons

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 18, 2012 11:25 PM (Rhie+)

270 "Plus if you get a visible one with colors, it's going to clash with at least half the things you want to wear

well, except for anal tats"

Not at the parties I hang at.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 18, 2012 11:25 PM (dX4hn)

271 that sucks toby

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 18, 2012 11:25 PM (0CiTm)

272 and I am so pissed. I wonder how much money just changed hands.

Posted by: toby928© beating memes to death since 2006 at October 18, 2012 11:25 PM (QupBk)

273 How YOU doin?
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 18, 2012 11:22 PM (bxiXv)

right back atcha, dark lord.

I didn't even mention the corset. You guys are easy.

Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 18, 2012 11:26 PM (rBgOT)

274 Also, ouch. I'll stick with black eyeliner and stompy boots if I need to make that statement.
Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 18, 2012 11:21 PM (rBgOT)

I am not suggesting they are desirable one way or another. Certainly not suggesting they are sexy or that tattooed is sexier than blank.

only asking

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 11:26 PM (Z9EHQ)

275 is it sad to say that i have lost someone, and i can only be positive, and hope he is in Iran?

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 18, 2012 11:25 PM (r7Ddb)


http://calmingmanatee.com/

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 18, 2012 11:26 PM (bxiXv)

276 and so my new pickem week starts as badly as the last one.

Posted by: toby928© beating memes to death since 2006 at October 18, 2012 11:26 PM (QupBk)

277 Dude, you don't have to have a tatoo to be a bad girl.

Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 18, 2012 11:21 PM (rBgOT)


go on...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 11:26 PM (yh0zB)

278 mpfs, I hope you mother is doing well, and continues to get a lot better

glad to hear the horde are good for something other than hobo hunts and cheap booze benders

Posted by: kinlaw at October 18, 2012 11:27 PM (uLTng)

279 and by money, I mean in Vegas, not to Harbaugh.

Posted by: toby928© beating memes to death since 2006 at October 18, 2012 11:27 PM (QupBk)

280 You guys are easy.

Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 18, 2012 11:26 PM (rBgOT)


You have *no* idea.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 18, 2012 11:27 PM (bxiXv)

281 I didn't even mention the corset. You guys are easy.

Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 18, 2012 11:26 PM (rBgOT)


That's what makes us special.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 11:27 PM (yh0zB)

282 Thank you, Harbaugh

Posted by: Methos steals a pick at October 18, 2012 11:28 PM (6LvlL)

283 My wife is asleep. Maybe I can find a Sharpie and give her something memorable.

Posted by: fluffy at October 18, 2012 11:28 PM (z9HTb)

284 @259

Like the Sultan, retired to his harem? They can sit on cushions and tell him how awesome he is and how we're all racists. And fan him.

They'll hold fake press conferences with a podium and a teleprompter and an "Office of the 44th President" seal.

Posted by: Secundus, Judge Death Fan Club at October 18, 2012 11:28 PM (dYAWR)

285 mpfs, I'm glad to hear your mother is stable. Still praying for you and your family.

Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 18, 2012 11:28 PM (rBgOT)

286 I cant believe you are allowed to decline that

f***er

Posted by: kinlaw at October 18, 2012 11:28 PM (uLTng)

287 Easy?

Pfffth.

I don't put on the kilt for just anyone.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 18, 2012 11:29 PM (dX4hn)

288 9
Quick I need a good Kindle download...military fiction, thrillers,
zombies, apocalypse, something decent and fairly cheap. Little help?


Get over to Baen and order Monster Hunters (make sure you get the trilogy, it's the same price as the first three original books are individually). Might be the best 6 bucks you ever spent. Zombies, werewolves, vampires, and lots and lots of serious firearms creating mayhem among them. Good writing, too.

You will, however, have to look up your Kindle's email address to take delivery.

Posted by: Splunge at October 18, 2012 11:29 PM (2IW5Q)

289 I didn't even mention the corset. You guys are easy.
Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 18, 2012 11:26 PM (rBgOT)

corset schmorset leave it on the floor

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 11:29 PM (Z9EHQ)

290 My wife is asleep. Maybe I can find a Sharpie and give her something memorable.


Posted by: fluffy at October 18, 2012 11:28 PM (z9HTb)


you gotta sleep sometime, too. Just sayin'.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 11:29 PM (yh0zB)

291 257
The no-tats are rapidly accruing. Just think how nursing homes will look
in 40-50 years. Oh, I guess if we get the full-on Obamacare, we won't
have to worry about that.

Posted by: Kalneva's vote won't count in this f'd up state at October 18, 2012 11:23 PM (cQmXn)
Reminds of the jackass that had a vagina tat on the back of his neck...thats gonna look great in 20-30 years.

Posted by: Red Shirt at October 18, 2012 11:29 PM (FIDMq)

292 "I'll stick with black eyeliner and stompy boots if I need to make that statement."

I think we used to date....and I still need my CDs and jersey back.

Posted by: Icedog at October 18, 2012 11:29 PM (PTS+l)

293 165 The color guy on NFL network has a friggin speech impediment!

Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2012 11:05 PM (6o4Fb)


Fuck you!

Posted by: Rudy Giuliani at October 18, 2012 11:30 PM (jKE+Z)

294 I'll stick with black eyeliner and stompy boots if I need to make that statement.

Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 18, 2012 11:21 PM (rBgOT)




I soooo miss the metal clubs of the 80's.

Posted by: Berserker at October 18, 2012 11:30 PM (FMbng)

295 morons are easy, and cheap.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 11:31 PM (Z9EHQ)

296 225
144

I know this is a boring topic, but to the fruit chart. If any of you have not had a ripe, fresh fig, try one.


I was brought up to think of figs as some disgusting brown, icky stuff in the worst cookies ever invented.


Then one day I bought some fresh figs at the store. Really good. And

they still look pretty bad. But tasty. I bought 4 of them and gobbled

them right down.



Posted by: nerdygirl at October 18, 2012 11:00 PM (8BX2b)

My
aunt and uncle in Houston had a fig tree in their back yard when I was a
kid... We would have fresh figs on our cereal for breakfast - REALLY
tasty!


Posted by: George W Beagle at October 18, 2012 11:15 PM (JwW4z)



I love fresh figs. My gramma had two fig trees. One was a black mission fig which was delicious and some green figs which were stickier and had a thicker skin. Down the street from this farm a neighbor had a huge old golden fig tree and i loved those yellow figs, but when they sold the place the new people chopped the tree down. WHen i rode by for figs, i just sat there stunned on my horse and they came up and waved "Oh HAi! you must be the fig girl, they told us you would be around!"

"WHERES THE TREE???"

"Oh we dont like figs."
I really thought very bad things at them. it was depressing. I do love figs.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 18, 2012 11:31 PM (r7Ddb)

297 "Every "town hall" debate is stacked by Dem operatives" No...I was asking about the people in the audience.

Posted by: Spike at October 18, 2012 11:31 PM (UZDaa)

298
If you get a breast tattooed, is that a tat for tit?

Posted by: inquiring minds wish to know at October 18, 2012 11:32 PM (Q2wni)

299 Alexthechick, if you are still here, I've been wanting to ask about your Fuck You Joss Whedon parenthetical from earlier (or was that yesterday? I don't know). It made me laugh so hard.

What exactly were you harshing on Joss Whedon for?

Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 18, 2012 11:32 PM (rBgOT)

300 I think you can decline any penalty. The only rational reason to do so here that I can think of is avoiding a fumble on the return, as I don't think you can onside a punt.

Posted by: Methos at October 18, 2012 11:32 PM (6LvlL)

301 morons are easy, and cheap.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 11:31 PM (Z9EHQ)


Maybe not cheap, but extremely reasonable.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 11:32 PM (yh0zB)

302 I just took a shot and changed my fantasy lineup.

Weedon in, Flacco out.

I'm feeling good.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 18, 2012 11:33 PM (piMMO)

303 I don't mind tasteful tatoos on a chick, but never, under any circumstances should a woman have them on her chest.

News flash, ladies- you already have tits occupying that territory. They don't need decoration or extra advertising.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 18, 2012 11:33 PM (9Taqp)

304 165 The color guy on NFL network has a friggin speech impediment!

No way he's as bad as Shannon "Mushmouth" Sharp.

...that's a Fat Albert reference foryou youngsters.

Posted by: Icedog at October 18, 2012 11:33 PM (PTS+l)

305
156, 157 Oh, I don't know if it was big money. A lot of actors of that generation just wanted to work. A job was a job.
About 12 years ago I had occassion to spend some time with Herta Ware (Cocoon, Grandpa Walton's wife in real life). She was in her 70's I'd guess. Anyway, she had me drive her to the local health food shop where they'd faxed her a script. Well - not the whole script, just her scene. I asked her what the film was about, who the stars were, etc. She had no idea. Brad Pitt? Julia Roberts? When she saw I was surprised, she said, "Look, I worked with Clark Gable and Katherine Hepburn. These kids don't mean much to me."

Posted by: Vertov at October 18, 2012 11:33 PM (rRr9n)

306 Cardinals going to the World Series again ? Don't bet against it . 3-1 Lead the series.

Posted by: grease monkey at October 18, 2012 11:33 PM (VSWPU)

307 How come Ace's is so much smaller than CAC's?

Posted by: Whoever this is, it's definitely not Michael at October 18, 2012 11:33 PM (JVCVF)

308 if we get the full-on Obamacare

Under Obamacare, the State's nursing homes will be staffed by union personnel. They will be like "the crooked home, from 60 Minutes" except that 60 Minutes will never dare run an expose on them.

There might be underground nursing alternatives, though. Especially in the "reddest" states; these will be run by what we are now calling the "alternative Right". Greece's "Golden Dawn" is providing the model.

I do not see who else has the "passionate intensity" (to borrow from Yeats). I don't even see this intensity from the Catholic Church these days, from what I saw this evening; they are too busy worrying about the "UN-documented" and the "UN-insured".

Posted by: boulder hobo at October 18, 2012 11:33 PM (QTHTd)

309 248

235 amazing you always start with aloha and yet i never do and live in waikiki

anywho, i have a brand spanking new whirlpool bathtub and it is calling my name
yeah, got some grape ape bubblebath too

life is good

Posted by: navycopjoe has an iphone5 and you don't at October 18, 2012 11:21 PM (8GdRs)


I got it from the pre-show at The Enchanted Tiki Room.....

Posted by: cthulhu at October 18, 2012 11:33 PM (kaalw)

310 Wait a minute Dave in Fla,
That's not what you told me the other night!

Posted by: mpfs at October 18, 2012 11:34 PM (Mkhiu)

311 @299

I would like to know that too, seeing as how I have heard he is a lefty douche (but I loves me some firefly)

Posted by: kinlaw at October 18, 2012 11:34 PM (uLTng)

312 288
9

Quick I need a good Kindle download...military fiction, thrillers,

zombies, apocalypse, something decent and fairly cheap. Little help?

Get
over to Baen and order Monster Hunters (make sure you get the trilogy,
it's the same price as the first three original books are individually).
Might be the best 6 bucks you ever spent. Zombies, werewolves,
vampires, and lots and lots of serious firearms creating mayhem among
them. Good writing, too.

You will, however, have to look up your Kindle's email address to take delivery.


Posted by: Splunge at October 18, 2012 11:29 PM (2IW5Q)


those are awesome books. Will not do spoilers but there is a Warrior Accountant, and a monster Killing librarian. These are my favourite stories, lately.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 18, 2012 11:34 PM (r7Ddb)

313 296
225

144


I know this is a boring topic, but to the fruit chart. If any of you have not had a ripe, fresh fig, try one.


They are very very good if you get them ripe. And I have not had one since I viewed a documentary about the symbiosis between figs and wasps. Seems like a fig is basically just an enticing hut for a wasp to breed and maybe poop in.

Posted by: Splunge at October 18, 2012 11:34 PM (2IW5Q)

314 and now the chicken is missing?

Serious?


what am I supposed to do now? wake up the youngest wife? do you know how bad that is? I beat her and beat her and still says me and the chicken got the same size pecker



Posted by: Achmed bin lonely at October 18, 2012 11:35 PM (2CiZb)

315 Maybe not cheap, but extremely reasonable.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 11:32 PM (yh0zB)

you aparently have standards. all I need is a wink and half a bottle of mad dog and I am all in. In a pinch a sneeze is considered close enough to a wink.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 11:35 PM (Z9EHQ)

316 Corsets are sexy. Girdles not so much.

Posted by: underwear salesman at October 18, 2012 11:35 PM (Q2wni)

317 303 I don't mind tasteful tatoos on a chick, but never, under any circumstances should a woman have them on her chest.

News flash, ladies- you already have tits occupying that territory. They don't need decoration or extra advertising.


There's also the gravity problem. For other areas, such as the tummy, there's the stretching problem.

On that note, time to haul my non-tattooed self to bed. Good night, everyone!

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 18, 2012 11:36 PM (n2HSc)

318 you aparently have standards. all I need is a wink and half a bottle of
mad dog and I am all in. In a pinch a sneeze is considered close
enough to a wink.

****

MD? At least spring for some Tickle Pink Strawberry Hill.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 18, 2012 11:36 PM (piMMO)

319 305
Thank god for TCM.

Posted by: Tuna at October 18, 2012 11:36 PM (M/TDA)

320 Goodnight lurker.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 18, 2012 11:37 PM (piMMO)

321 goodnight, You lurk therefore you are.

Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 18, 2012 11:37 PM (rBgOT)

322 I know this is a boring topic, but to the fruit chart. If any of you have not had a ripe, fresh fig, try one.


They are very very good if you get them ripe. And I have not had one since I viewed a documentary about the symbiosis between figs and wasps. Seems like a fig is basically just an enticing hut for a wasp to breed and maybe poop in.

Posted by: Splunge at October 18, 2012 11:34 PM (2IW5Q)


They're crunchy.

Posted by: Apes in the Grotto at October 18, 2012 11:37 PM (jKE+Z)

323 MD? At least spring for some Tickle Pink Strawberry Hill.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 18, 2012 11:36 PM (piMMO)

the mad dog is my requirement; she is buying. of course I am desperate enough that I would lead with something that had a cork cork.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 11:37 PM (Z9EHQ)

324 those are awesome books. Will not do spoilers but
there is a Warrior Accountant, and a monster Killing librarian. These
are my favourite stories, lately.


Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 18, 2012 11:34 PM (r7Ddb)


Larry Correia is GI Joe's accountant. How cool is that? (Codename: Spreadsheet. No lie.)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 11:38 PM (yh0zB)

325 Had a fun one today. Knock on door, it's the postman. Certified letter from the IRS. We've recalculated your tax from a few years ago, you owe us 30 grand. Have a nice day.

After the paramedics left, and still spinning from the adrenalin they had to inject into my heart to get it started again, I figured out what happened. Someone filed a fraudulent tax return using my name and SS# a few years back. I THOUGHT it was all fixed, I'd filed ID theft papers with the IRS and everything was resolved, but apparently someone had looked at that return, reconciled it with my W2s from that year and come to the conclusion "Hey, this guy never declared any of this income on this (fraudulent) return, he owes us big time".

It was actually easy enough to fix, a half an hour phone call did it. An actually very nice lady checked the system, found my return, the record of my check and the ID theft paperwork I'd filed. She said "I dunno how they missed this, it's all in the system" and started the process to vacate the notice I received. I'll have to follow up in a month or two to make sure it's fixed, but I tell you, the whole thing left me with one thought:

I can't WAIT until these people are in charge of our healthcare!

Posted by: Weirddave at October 18, 2012 11:38 PM (aKkNH)

326 299 Alexthechick, if you are still here, I've been wanting to ask about your Fuck You Joss Whedon parenthetical from earlier (or was that yesterday? I don't know). It made me laugh so hard. What exactly were you harshing on Joss Whedon for?

Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 18, 2012 11:32 PM

"Alien Ressurection"?

Posted by: otho at October 18, 2012 11:38 PM (yBF/9)

327 Raise your hands if anyone here knows someone who shoveled shit in Louisiana!

Posted by: George Patton Biden at October 18, 2012 11:38 PM (Q2wni)

328 I like to think my dad is watching over my mom tonight. He passed away 16 years ago today. I miss him every damn day.
He would have had a fit if I got a tattoo.

Posted by: mpfs at October 18, 2012 11:39 PM (Mkhiu)

329 Figs and bacon are trendy right now. Maybe that'll get some converts. But now that I've heard about the wasp poop...

Posted by: Kalneva at October 18, 2012 11:40 PM (cQmXn)

330 I can't WAIT until these people are in charge of our healthcare!

Posted by: Weirddave at October 18, 2012 11:38 PM (aKkNH)



what could possible go wrong?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 11:40 PM (yh0zB)

331 "Alien Ressurection"?
Posted by: otho at October 18, 2012 11:38 PM (yBF/9)

did Joss Whedon ruin Alien Ressurection? I didn't know that.

Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 18, 2012 11:40 PM (rBgOT)

332 I deprimed the rest of my .45ACP brass this evening. I have 473 rounds of .45ACP, 150 of them are already reloaded with three different powder loads and I have to range test them to see what I want to load the rest of them at. Maybe I'll do that this weekend.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 11:42 PM (yh0zB)

333 Only one word can be linked to this story: Awww....

Lost boy kept warm by puppies, officials say

http://tinyurl.com/8rsss2s

Posted by: Pinhead at October 18, 2012 11:42 PM (5Vuz/)

334 OK, I'm out

tomorrow night, mi amigos

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 18, 2012 11:42 PM (JMmQ9)

335 Baen has a freebie kindle section.
Lots of the Posleen series is free, see wiki.

Posted by: DaveA at October 18, 2012 11:42 PM (wcjj2)

336 I can't WAIT until these people are in charge of our healthcare!

Posted by: Weirddave at October 18, 2012 11:38 PM (aKkNH)



what could possible go wrong?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 11:40 PM (yh0zB)

a key provision in obamacare is to have your entire medical record tattooed on you as a cost saving measure; medical records are always with you and constantly updated.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 11:42 PM (Z9EHQ)

337 Posted by: Weirddave at October 18, 2012 11:38 PM (aKkNH)

We're sorry, but we have recalculated your lifetime quota of healthcare, and must ask you to give back the Heart we transplanted.

Have a nice day!

Posted by: IRS, Healthcare Division at October 18, 2012 11:43 PM (lZBBB)

338 What the hell is a dewberry?? And every time I hear the name kumquat, it just makes me laugh. Haven't had the opportunity to try one and wouldn't know what they looked like anyways......

Posted by: JMKN1 at October 18, 2012 11:43 PM (JMKN1)

339 Baen has a freebie kindle section.
Lots of the Posleen series is free, see wiki.


Of course it's free. Anyone who pays for it is a fool.

Posted by: Alex at October 18, 2012 11:44 PM (HwgHt)

340 now that I've heard about the wasp poop...


Figs with wasp poop will becomes a delicacy.


Too lazy to look up the non-cat that poops coffee.

Posted by: fluffy at October 18, 2012 11:44 PM (z9HTb)

341 I don't have a problem with tattoos. I have a small flower/vine. Hubbymayhem and I got inked as a wedding present to each other. Its not as awful as some people think, but I have a high tolerance for pain.

Posted by: madamemayhem at October 18, 2012 11:44 PM (iRgZG)

342 I can't WAIT until these people are in charge of our healthcare!

Posted by: Weirddave at October 18, 2012 11:38 PM (aKkNH)


You could go to Britain for a sampler.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 18, 2012 11:44 PM (bxiXv)

343 What the hell is a dewberry?? And every time I hear the name kumquat, it just makes me laugh. Haven't had the opportunity to try one and wouldn't know what they looked like anyways......
Posted by: JMKN1 at October 18, 2012 11:43 PM (JMKN1)

depends. are you in the produce aisle of you supermarket of a las vegas strip club?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 11:44 PM (Z9EHQ)

344 Mmm fruit I love figs and dates and stuff like that, probably because I don't get them very often. Can't have much sugar though so I don't get fruit very often.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 18, 2012 11:44 PM (r4wIV)

345 Kumquat is Eva's favorite fruit .

Posted by: grease monkey at October 18, 2012 11:44 PM (VSWPU)

346 325
I can't WAIT until these people are in charge of our healthcare!


If you like your liver, you can keep your liver.

Posted by: Nurse Obama at October 18, 2012 11:45 PM (2IW5Q)

347 @338

they look like a smaller, more oval orange

the skin is sweet (you eat them whole) and the fruit is sour

they are good, but have an unfortunate name

like a more sour tangerine I guess

Posted by: kinlaw at October 18, 2012 11:45 PM (uLTng)

348
331 "Alien Ressurection"? Posted by: otho at October 18, 2012 11:38 PM (yBF/9) did Joss Whedon ruin Alien Ressurection? I didn't know that.


Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 18, 2012 11:40 PM

Dunno whether it's possible to say he ruined it.He wrote the whole thing. It was vomit from the get go. There were a lot of things wrong with it, it was the perfect storm of shit. But, the script was the shit egg from which a shit chicken hatched.

Posted by: otho at October 18, 2012 11:45 PM (yBF/9)

349 338
What the hell is a dewberry?? And every time I hear the name kumquat, it
just makes me laugh. Haven't had the opportunity to try one and
wouldn't know what they looked like anyways......


Posted by: JMKN1 at October 18, 2012 11:43 PM (JMKN1)


A kumquat is a miniature citrus that is eaten with the skin on. They are just a bit larger than grapes.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 18, 2012 11:45 PM (kaalw)

350 338
What the hell is a dewberry?? And every time I hear the name kumquat, it
just makes me laugh. Haven't had the opportunity to try one and
wouldn't know what they looked like anyways......


Posted by: JMKN1 at October 18, 2012 11:43 PM (JMKN1)


they are little tiny citrus fruit, the size of big grapes. they are delicious and they make the most wonderful marmalade.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 18, 2012 11:45 PM (r7Ddb)

351 331 He wrote it and it blows,bigtime.

Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2012 11:46 PM (6o4Fb)

352 I don't have a problem with tattoos. I have a small flower/vine. Hubbymayhem and I got inked as a wedding present to each other. Its not as awful as some people think, but I have a high tolerance for pain.
Posted by: madamemayhem at October 18, 2012 11:44 PM (iRgZG)

finally! I am so happy to find one moronette with a tattoo I am note even going to ask for a picture.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 11:46 PM (Z9EHQ)

353 I got a kick out of the picture with Natalie Wood covered head to foot in mud but not a speck on her face.

Posted by: Jcw46 at October 18, 2012 11:46 PM (Vh0f5)

354 Posted by: Weirddave at October 18, 2012 11:38 PM (aKkNH)


Me neither! They're gonna go after all the rich assholes who deny us contraception!

Posted by: S. Fluck at October 18, 2012 11:46 PM (cQmXn)

355 We're sorry, but we have recalculated your lifetime quota of healthcare, and must ask you to give back the Heart we transplanted.

Have a nice day!
Posted by: IRS, Healthcare Division at October 18, 2012 11:43 PM (lZBBB)
-------------------------------------------------------
Heart transplant? Oh you kidder. You know that there are no longer any transplants of any kind being performed.

Posted by: Obamacare Bureaucrat at October 18, 2012 11:46 PM (jucos)

356 Anyone heard from Janet Napolitano Longoria lately?

Posted by: Craig Poe at October 18, 2012 11:47 PM (BVkEs)

357 336
I could make a tattoo artist a millionaire . Then. I'd have to hire a surrogate to carry the rest of my records, so to speak.

Posted by: Tuna at October 18, 2012 11:47 PM (M/TDA)

358 in re: kumquats; you can also make kumquat flavored vodka, which is awesome

Posted by: kinlaw at October 18, 2012 11:48 PM (uLTng)

359 340
Too lazy to look up the non-cat that poops coffee.


Actually I think there was a scandal about that in the news recently. I think it went like this:

1) There was coffee that sold for something like $100 bucks a pound, that came from the poop of some sort of catlike creature.

2) The reason it was good was that this cat only picked the ripest, best coffee berries.

3) Someone got the bright idea of force feeding any old coffee beans to these cats, and selling what came out of their butts.

So. Fraudulent cat poop coffee.

Posted by: Splunge at October 18, 2012 11:48 PM (2IW5Q)

360 FWIW, a lot of Firefly was written by Tim Minear. Whedon might be a leftie but from what I understand Minear is not.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 11:48 PM (yh0zB)

361 On over at hot gas reading people whine that Romney was too mean to Obama at the Al Smith dinner. Help me stop reading it.

Posted by: Dr. Slotkin at October 18, 2012 11:48 PM (1crPI)

362 Did y'all here one of Romney's comments at the Al Smith dinner?

"tonight is brought to you by the letter "O" and the number 16 trillion"

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 11:49 PM (Z9EHQ)

363 343 depends. are you in the produce aisle of you supermarket of a las vegas strip club?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 11:44 PM (Z9EHQ)
That. That's why it makes me laugh. I always get the mental image of, well.......yea OK, so I'm a pig. And that mental image is probably why I haven't actually looked for the damned thing in the market.

Posted by: JMKN1 at October 18, 2012 11:49 PM (JMKN1)

364 I'm 97.3% sure alexthechick's beef with Whedon is from Buffy, concerning what happened to the Spike/Buffy storyline. Don't ask me for the details, seasons 3-7 are still on my to-do list.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 18, 2012 11:50 PM (bxiXv)

365 Someone got the bright idea of force feeding any old coffee beans to these cats, and selling what came out of their butts.

So. Fraudulent cat poop coffee.


Posted by: Splunge at October 18, 2012 11:48 PM (2IW5Q)

Posted by: The Spy who Shagged Me - Yeah baby!!! at October 18, 2012 11:50 PM (yh0zB)

366 Goodnight, Alton, and everyone. I'm out. Love you long time. Try not to succumb to alcohol poisoning before our long national nightmare is over!

Posted by: Kalneva at October 18, 2012 11:50 PM (cQmXn)

367 360
FWIW, a lot of Firefly was written by Tim Minear. Whedon might be a leftie but from what I understand Minear is not.


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 11:48 PM (yh0zB)

that would explain why i like firefly but always hated Buffy and Angel and all that other stuff.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 18, 2012 11:50 PM (r7Ddb)

368 Someone got the bright idea of force feeding any old coffee beans to these cats, and selling what came out of their butts.

So. Fraudulent cat poop coffee.


Posted by: Splunge at October 18, 2012 11:48 PM (2IW5Q)


This coffee tastes like shit!

Posted by: The Spy who Shagged Me - Yeah baby!!! at October 18, 2012 11:51 PM (yh0zB)

369 362
Did y'all here one of Romney's comments at the Al Smith dinner?



"tonight is brought to you by the letter "O" and the number 16 trillion"

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 11:49 PM (Z9EHQ)
---
Oh yeah, Romney nailed it. Have to watch it again.

Posted by: Craig Poe at October 18, 2012 11:51 PM (BVkEs)

370 night everyone

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 11:51 PM (Z9EHQ)

371 I think you can do a normal ko after a safety.

Posted by: BignJames at October 18, 2012 11:52 PM (HtUkt)

372 "In from the Cold" has a good post on Benghazi.

http://goo.gl/eHrM6

It wasn't an intelligence failure.

Posted by: Scobface at October 18, 2012 11:52 PM (IoNBC)

373 that would explain why i like firefly but always hated Buffy and Angel and all that other stuff.

The first few seasons of Buffy were good, when it was a teen coming of age story with monsters. After graduation it started to suck big time.

Posted by: Alex at October 18, 2012 11:52 PM (HwgHt)

374 for anyone who likes anime and has a CrunchyRoll sub, Magi, Girls + Panzers and BTOOOM! are off to a good start.

Posted by: The Dude at October 18, 2012 11:52 PM (tw6Ar)

375 the letter O and the number 16 trillion...oh, snap!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 11:53 PM (yh0zB)

376 finally! I am so happy to find one moronette with a tattoo I am note even going to ask for a picture. Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 11:46 PM (Z9EHQ)My mother passed away in 2009. After the funeral, a tattoo artist, (brothers friend) set up shop in my parents dining room and inked anyone into it with memorial tats. I was sick at the time and did not get that 2nd one and still havent taken the guy up on the offer. I should do that.

Posted by: madamemayhem at October 18, 2012 11:54 PM (iRgZG)

377 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 18, 2012 11:50 PM (bxiXv)

ah, that's sort of helpful. I can imagine about five different scenarios for why she was angry with that.

Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 18, 2012 11:54 PM (rBgOT)

378 coffee crapping cat called civet

Posted by: helofixer at October 18, 2012 11:54 PM (Pt9bY)

379 328
I like to think my dad is watching over my mom tonight. He passed away 16 years ago today. I miss him every damn day.

He would have had a fit if I got a tattoo.

Posted by: mpfs at October 18, 2012 11:39 PM (Mkhiu)

Prayers for your mom. I lost mine almost a year ago - she was 86, and I hoped she would live forever. Life will never be the same...

Posted by: George W Beagle at October 18, 2012 11:55 PM (JwW4z)

380 Plus if you get a visible one with colors, it's going to clash with at
least half the things you want to wear. No way I'm limiting my wardrobe.


ONe of my guilty pleasures is watching crap TV like "bridezilla" and "say yes to the dress." I have to say that seeing brides in wedding gowns, with exposed tats, just isn't my cup of tea.

Posted by: someone at October 18, 2012 11:55 PM (bqjJT)

381 New blog post:

Class Warfare Doesn't Apply To The Nomenklatura

The stakes for this upcoming election are high. No one knows this better than those who escaped from the Communist block when “equality” meant equality of suffering… Nomenklatura excepted. I will always remember the words I heard years ago, now, from a scientist who had escaped from Communist Bulgaria, and then remarked about Obamacare and what the Obama administration & Democratic Congress were doing:

“How could you let this happen here? This is socialism; this is communism. I know; I lived under it for forty years! We were invaded and had it imposed on us; we didn’t have a choice – you do. Why are you letting this happen?”
—A scientist from a former East-bloc country who became an American citizen a few years ago

http://politicalhat.com/?p=255

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 18, 2012 11:56 PM (sZTYJ)

382 Asian palm civet, also known as a toddy cat


The seem to be a wild animal that is tolerant of human neighbors.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_Palm_Civet

Posted by: fluffy at October 18, 2012 11:56 PM (z9HTb)

383 Dunno whether it's possible to say he ruined it.He wrote the whole thing. It was vomit from the get go. There were a lot of things wrong with it, it was the perfect storm of shit. But, the script was the shit egg from which a shit chicken hatched.

Posted by: otho at October 18, 2012 11:45 PM (yBF/9)


It was a perfect shitstorm of cinema.

Posted by: Jim Lahey at October 18, 2012 11:56 PM (jKE+Z)

384 gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! !, cthulhu, kinlaw.---Thanks guys! Now I know. Might have to drive to the big city and try to find some, now that my interest is peaked. No chance they'd have them in my little town......hell, I can't even get turnips or brussel sprouts at the local store. And yea, I'll try not to laugh when I buy 'em!

Posted by: JMKN1 at October 18, 2012 11:56 PM (JMKN1)

385 Whenever I hear the word kumquat I think of W.C.Fields. Who by his quotes at the link was the original moron.

http://tinyurl.com/rlmlr

Posted by: Buzzsaw at October 18, 2012 11:57 PM (aEwHy)

386 My problem w/ Whedon is that he let his feminist ideology completely take over buffy and mainly that he has a limited plot toolbox with which he has infected all his writers. As soon as you know the basic plot elements of Whedon show you can predict what will happen.

totally ruined bsg when jane espensen took over.

Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 18, 2012 11:59 PM (rBgOT)

387 Doug Ross on Benghazi -- http://tinyurl.com/9c9v7ls

Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 12:01 AM (kaalw)

388 Hannity repeat starting - the Al Smith dinner with Mitt SLAYING the SCOAMF is on in a few minutes.

Posted by: George W Beagle at October 19, 2012 12:01 AM (JwW4z)

389 Dewberries? Never heard of 'em.

Posted by: runninrebel at October 19, 2012 12:01 AM (N/1Dm)

390 @386

yeah, lefty men trying to prove their bona fides to lefty women: it never ends well

Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 12:02 AM (uLTng)

391 Mitt knocked it out of the park at the All Smith dinner.

I'm impressed.

Posted by: mpfs at October 19, 2012 12:03 AM (Mkhiu)

392 totally ruined bsg when jane espensen took over.
Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 18, 2012 11:59 PM (rBgOT)


Is that what happened? I just went "(ugh) click."

And when it all ended I read about it and knew I was right.

It was so promising once you got past the fact that the name was wrong, and then you realized it wasn't a water park, it was a complicated toilet.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 19, 2012 12:03 AM (bxiXv)

393 http://bit.ly/Xw1zDC

Claire McCaskill is screwed. Todd Akin better not blow this.

Posted by: Picasa Tucasa at October 19, 2012 12:03 AM (MPItq)

394 Dewberry? Who's ever heard of a dewberry?

Posted by: Veruca Salt at October 19, 2012 12:03 AM (sZTYJ)

395 Crap, sounded like a great defensive game. I'm pissed I had to miss it.

Posted by: Jim Lahey at October 19, 2012 12:03 AM (jKE+Z)

396 388
Hannity repeat starting - the Al Smith dinner with Mitt SLAYING the SCOAMF is on in a few minutes.


Posted by: George W Beagle at October 19, 2012 12:01 AM (JwW4z)

---
Must see for political junkies, and others.

Posted by: Craig Poe at October 19, 2012 12:04 AM (BVkEs)

397 The cat shit coffee is called Kopi Luwak. I am not even interested in trying it. A good Jamaican Blue Mountain Coffee does me real nice. I'll take it like I take my wimmenz. Black, Bitter, and Hotter than hell!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 19, 2012 12:05 AM (jucos)

398 I'm usually good about reading all the comments before I jump in, but the MSNBC (gag) link from the Alfred E. Smith dinner has been loading for over an hour, so here's a youtube version:


http://tinyurl.com/9uqyxxj


I'll catch up or I won't; I doubt it wrecks anybody's night if I don't show up. In case I go to bed before I get back to the ONT, which is a real possibility, I'd like to take a moment to remind my fellow morons that my hash says "JMB" and yours do not. See you later, maybe.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at October 19, 2012 12:05 AM (lJJMb)

399 396 388
Hannity repeat starting - the Al Smith dinner with Mitt SLAYING the SCOAMF is on in a few minutes.

Romney was truly impressive. He has both a great comedy writer and excellent comedic timing.

Posted by: Scobface at October 19, 2012 12:05 AM (IoNBC)

400 Lay back and think of Missouri, Claire. I'm comin' for ya!

Posted by: Todd Akin at October 19, 2012 12:06 AM (z9HTb)

401
In all fairness to me though, I haven't seen him on tv since I was 14 or so, and who knows from gay when you are 14

Posted by: kinlaw at October 18, 2012 10:34 PM (uLTng)


We do. And it is illegal to say they're NOT gay.

Damned hetero-normative rednecks...

Posted by: California Legislature at October 19, 2012 12:06 AM (sZTYJ)

402 Romney was great. They've done really well with his upgrades.

Posted by: runninrebel at October 19, 2012 12:06 AM (N/1Dm)

403 Claire McCaskill is screwed. Todd Akin better not blow this.

Posted by: Picasa Tucasa at October 19, 2012 12:03 AM (MPItq)


Never underestimate the stupidity of the Show Me State. Don't forget, they elected a dead guy once.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 12:06 AM (yh0zB)

404 /drunk ex-cop trailer park supervisor sock

Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 12:07 AM (jKE+Z)

405 My wife is asleep. Maybe I can find a Sharpie and give her something memorable.


Posted by: fluffy at October 18, 2012 11:28 PM (z9HTb)





Which reminds me of Joe Cartoon's Superfly Thongzai.

http://scoamf.us/2v

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2012 12:07 AM (Rhie+)

406 Paul Lynde was Teh Ghey? Shut UP! Next thing you'll be telling me that Charles Nelson Reilly was Ghey.....

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 19, 2012 12:07 AM (jucos)

407 387 Doug Ross on Benghazi -- http://tinyurl.com/9c9v7ls

Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 12:01 AM (kaalw)


I really, really, *really* hope that's wrong.

The only new part is the Shoebat translation, which I can't confirm other than that while Shoebat is a "partisan" I don't know of any outright lies.

Man, that rustles my jimmies.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 19, 2012 12:07 AM (bxiXv)

408 I'll take it like I take my wimmenz.>>

I like my wimmenz like my booze. Cheap, transparent and have me spinning in bed within the hour.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at October 19, 2012 12:08 AM (aEwHy)

409 393 http://bit.ly/Xw1zDC

Claire McCaskill is screwed. Todd Akin better not blow this.
Posted by: Picasa Tucasa at October 19, 2012 12:03 AM (MPItq)


He is going to be on the Great One's show next week.

And yes, he is the Great One. All of the other idiot talking point spewers are shit.

Except for Plante.

Posted by: RWC at October 19, 2012 12:08 AM (t+Sdx)

410 It was so promising once you got past the fact that the name was wrong, and then you realized it wasn't a water park, it was a complicated toilet.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 19, 2012 12:03 AM (bxiXv)

I thought the first season was just about the best TV ever. I'm so pissed about what they did to Starbuck halfway through the show.

Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 19, 2012 12:09 AM (rBgOT)

411 Lawrence O'Donnel tweet:

"Tag Romney wants to take a swing at President for calling his dad a
liar. I called him a liar too. Go ahead, Tag, take your best shot."


What a sophomore.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at October 19, 2012 12:09 AM (0It32)

412 the pony down the strip (13.1998 @ 108.63,

Nice work GGE. Practice leads to better 60' times.

Posted by: DaveA at October 19, 2012 12:09 AM (wcjj2)

413
I posted a while back I was debating libs on a Facebook group called Butler County Politics. The threads have been on abortion. A friend posted a vid of a gynecologist describing the process of a late term abortion. These are a few of the comments:
.
Me: I saw this earlier in the day and didn't want to watch it. I needed to be in the right mood to watch this reinactment and explaination of an abomination.
Will any of our liberal antagonists watch the clip?
.
Lib:i had two miscarriages and i KNOW what it looks like...i know how it hurts and feels and i am a pro choice woman. when you grow a uterus, a vagina, a cervix, fallopian tubes,ovaries and have all the ova you'll ever get in a lifetime at your own birth..when you deal with these organs, periods, blood clots, swollen uterine linings, bursting ovaries, pain, cramping, crying, sweating, and THEN endure 15 years of peri menopause, menopause and post menopause, searing hot flashes, pouring sweat, insomnia, mood changes and then finally grow an EFFING beard..when you do all this..then you can talk to me about abortion. so STFU.
.
Me: I am sorry for what you had to go thru but that doesn't disqualify me from having an opinion and my right to express it. Here, let me get this for you. OMG! Now that that's out of the way, in the words of president Obama, "proceed.".
.
Lib: uh-huh.
.
This is the level of discourse with a lib. Dan

Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 19, 2012 12:10 AM (JKNDp)

414 404 /drunk ex-cop trailer park supervisor sock

Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 12:07 AM

You're a fucking drunk and you always will be.

Posted by: julian at October 19, 2012 12:10 AM (yBF/9)

415 I thought the first season was just about the best TV ever. I'm so pissed about what they did to Starbuck halfway through the show.

Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 19, 2012 12:09 AM (rBgOT)


Yeah. I only made it to the start of S3, and a few YT videos of space combat. Not into self-abuse. Well, not *that* kind of self-abuse.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 19, 2012 12:11 AM (bxiXv)

416 Bubba was at his best today. He gave a speech on the trail in support of TFG. He made comments that helped Romney while the Dem crowd cheered. Later on the DNC mouthpieces spun his remarks. He walks away clean.

Posted by: runninrebel at October 19, 2012 12:11 AM (N/1Dm)

417 ROmney up now on FNC

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 19, 2012 12:11 AM (piMMO)

418 And yes, he is the Great One. All of the other idiot talking point spewers are shit.

Except for Plante.
Posted by: RWC at October 19, 2012 12:08 AM (t+Sdx)

I'm glad you acknowledged Chris Plante. There were about to be words spoken. =)

Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 19, 2012 12:11 AM (rBgOT)

419 I'm so pissed about what they did to Starbuck halfway through the show.

Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 19, 2012 12:09 AM (rBgOT)


Starbuck was a cigar chomping whiskey swilling 'tang chasing HE MAN! Making him a woman was just...

shit

What's next? Jane Bond? They already got that poncy fluffer Daniel Craig swapping spit with some swishy spaniard in the new one, so the Bond series has officially jumped the shark.


Fuck that new POS BSG. I never watched it and I never fucking will.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 12:12 AM (yh0zB)

420
Whenever I hear the word kumquat I think of W.C.Fields. Who by his quotes at the link was the original moron.

http://tinyurl.com/rlmlr
Posted by: Buzzsaw at October 18, 2012 11:57 PM (aEwHy)





"What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?!?!!"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2012 12:12 AM (Rhie+)

421 Romney tore Obama's ass up at the Al Smith Dinner shouted in and listened to the echo. They are repeating it on Fox News right now and Romney is speaking.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 19, 2012 12:12 AM (JKNDp)

422 Lawrence O'Donell challenges Tagg Romney to a fight. LOL

http://tinyurl.com/94qtvf3

Posted by: Crazee (@Crazizzle) at October 19, 2012 12:13 AM (626t3)

423 Nice work GGE. Practice leads to better 60' times.


Posted by: DaveA at October 19, 2012 12:09 AM (wcjj2)


That was the quarter mile time.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 12:13 AM (yh0zB)

424 I know this is a boring topic, but to the fruit chart. If any of you have not had a ripe, fresh fig, try one.

I was brought up to think of figs as some disgusting brown, icky stuff in the worst cookies ever invented.

Then one day I bought some fresh figs at the store. Really good. And
they still look pretty bad. But tasty. I bought 4 of them and gobbled
them right down.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 18, 2012 11:00 PM (8BX2b)


If you want to continue enjoying figs, don't click on this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fig_wasp

Posted by: Fig Wasp at October 19, 2012 12:14 AM (sZTYJ)

425 I'd like to take a moment to remind my fellow morons that my hash says "JMB" and yours do not.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at October 19, 2012 12:05 AM (lJJMb)




Mine is FM, has to mean Frigging Metalhead, or Fucking Moron.


Posted by: Berserker at October 19, 2012 12:14 AM (FMbng)

426 Larry O'Donnell is a helluva man. For a weeny-ass white boy.

Posted by: Whoopie Goldberg at October 19, 2012 12:14 AM (IoNBC)

427 When I watched Romney tonight it was nice to see a real man wear white tie.

Sigh, he is hawt

Posted by: mpfs at October 19, 2012 12:15 AM (Mkhiu)

428 Starbuck was a cigar chomping whiskey swilling 'tang chasing HE MAN! Making him a woman was just...

shit

I agreed with that I LOVED Dirk Benedict in the A-Team, too.

The actress won me over, though, and then they destroyed her character halfway through the show. so they ruined Starbuck TWICE.

Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 19, 2012 12:15 AM (rBgOT)

429 Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 19, 2012 12:10 AM (JKNDp)

Video with the baby doll?

Couldn't watch it.

Posted by: RWC at October 19, 2012 12:15 AM (t+Sdx)

430 GGE,

totally stripped and cleaned the 870 the other day, man o man is it buttery.

Posted by: jake in ID at October 19, 2012 12:15 AM (2CiZb)

431 Damn, Romney is ripping it up at that dinner .

Posted by: Berserker at October 19, 2012 12:16 AM (FMbng)

432 The actress won me over, though, and then they destroyed her character halfway through the show. so they ruined Starbuck TWICE.

Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 19, 2012 12:15 AM (rBgOT)


Hey, maybe if they had actually just made a *new* show, instead of just stealing the old names for different things, they wouldn't have ended up burning it down!

Meh, probably not.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 19, 2012 12:17 AM (bxiXv)

433 totally stripped and cleaned the 870 the other day, man o man is it buttery.





Posted by: jake in ID at October 19, 2012 12:15 AM (2CiZb)



Niiiice. I put a 15# recoil spring in the G36 and cleared up the FTF/FTE problems it was having. The G36 has an unsavory rep for FTF/FTE, I think the 17# spring is too much for it.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 12:18 AM (yh0zB)

434 Larry O'Donnell: Tag, if I ever see you in public I'm going to destroy your ass. I'm gonna beat you within an inch of your life then I'm going to pound on your ass with my cock until I explode inside you, you son of a bitch!

Posted by: runninrebel at October 19, 2012 12:18 AM (N/1Dm)

435 414 404 /drunk ex-cop trailer park supervisor sock

Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 12:07 AM

You're a fucking drunk and you always will be.

Posted by: julian at October 19, 2012 12:10 AM (yBF/9)

Fuck you, I say that!

you readin' fuckin' books again, Julian?

Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 12:19 AM (jKE+Z)

436 I almost had the GOP bitch on the "Mormons don't serve in the military" thing.

Mormon/Amish/Quaker/Hutterite...

How's anybody supposed to keep up with this shit?

Posted by: Whoopie Goldberg at October 19, 2012 12:19 AM (IoNBC)

437 Hey, maybe if they had actually just made a *new* show, instead of just stealing the old names for different things, they wouldn't have ended up burning it down!

Meh, probably not.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 19, 2012 12:17 AM (bxiXv)

no they ruin everything these days with their liberal echo chamber bullshit.

Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 19, 2012 12:19 AM (rBgOT)

438 Larry O'Donnell: Tag, if I ever see you in public
I'm going to destroy your ass. I'm gonna beat you within an inch of your
life then I'm going to pound on your ass with my cock until I explode
inside you, you son of a bitch!


Posted by: runninrebel at October 19, 2012 12:18 AM (N/1Dm)


*digs in pockets* I'll bet I could come up with at least a $20 for a bus ticket for him. I'd love to see that smug sanctimonious SOB get his ass handed to him. Tagged, as it were.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 12:20 AM (yh0zB)

439 Fuck you, I say that!

you readin' fuckin' books again, Julian?

Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 12:19 AM (jKE+Z)

--Fuck, I was too drunk to put on the Ray sockpuppet.

Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 12:20 AM (jKE+Z)

440 ok goodnight all! nice to be up late with the morons.

Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 19, 2012 12:21 AM (rBgOT)

441 no they ruin everything these days with their liberal echo chamber bullshit.

Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 19, 2012 12:19 AM (rBgOT)

1000 times this.

Posted by: Berserker at October 19, 2012 12:21 AM (FMbng)

442 Hey, Lar. I find myself strangely unafraid.

Posted by: Tagg Romney at October 19, 2012 12:21 AM (IoNBC)

443 Goodnight elizabethe

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 12:21 AM (yh0zB)

444 How's anybody supposed to keep up with this shit?

Posted by: Whoopie Goldberg>>

Start with reading. Then a little comprehension may help. But most of all just don't blindly agree with your fellow travelers.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at October 19, 2012 12:22 AM (aEwHy)

445 167 proof, straight up, I'm fucking wasted.

Posted by: Jime Lahey, Sunnyvale Trailer Park Supervisor at October 19, 2012 12:22 AM (jKE+Z)

446 Speaking of that... Whatever happened to celebrity boxing matches? It would be great to see people fight for charity. It would help with the discourse too. Conversations are much more respectful when there's a chance of settling things with violence.

Posted by: runninrebel at October 19, 2012 12:23 AM (N/1Dm)

447 Not into that 70's porn.

I prefer a landing strip or a stripper stripe to the old-skool Disco Bush

Posted by: Uncle Mikey at October 19, 2012 12:23 AM (8qoXL)

448 Posted by: Buzzsaw at October 19, 2012 12:22 AM (aEwHy)

Dude. Du-u-u-de. Are you unaware that I live in Manhattan?

Posted by: Whoopie Goldberg at October 19, 2012 12:23 AM (IoNBC)

449 My beloved deceased golden retriever could kick the snot out of O'Donnell.

I just asked him. Yeah that's right Beau is in the closet in an urn. So what of it?

Posted by: mpfs at October 19, 2012 12:23 AM (Mkhiu)

450 Posted by: Whoopie Goldberg>>

Start with reading. Then a little comprehension may help. But most of all just don't blindly agree with your fellow travelers.


Posted by: Buzzsaw at October 19, 2012 12:22 AM (aEwHy)


I have a better idea.

Shut up and dance, monkey.

http://injennifershead.com/?p=1841

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 12:23 AM (yh0zB)

451 Watch Obama snub Chris Matthews at the end. If they show it.

Posted by: Craig Poe at October 19, 2012 12:24 AM (BVkEs)

452 416
Bubba was at his best today. He gave a speech on the trail in support of
TFG. He made comments that helped Romney while the Dem crowd cheered.
Later on the DNC mouthpieces spun his remarks. He walks away clean.


Yeah, dissing Hillary three weeks before voting: not the brightest move. The Clintons, whatever one may say about them, never forget a diss.

Posted by: Splunge at October 19, 2012 12:24 AM (2IW5Q)

453 Niiiice. I put a 15# recoil spring in the G36 and cleared up the FTF/FTE problems it was having. The G36 has an unsavory rep for FTF/FTE, I think the 17# spring is too much for it.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 12:18 AM (yh0zB)


People keep saying it's heavyweight bullets in the short barrel, I think it's actually velocity. In other words, with lighter ammo, yes, 17lbs is almost certainly too much spring.

I also see the same spring listed for the G29 and G36 - that *can't* be right, is it?

I vaguely remember back in the day people switching to +Ps in tiny 9s and even the smaller Colts (Officers' etc). Seems community knowledge fades.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 19, 2012 12:24 AM (bxiXv)

454 I logged into a car forum yesterday, it had been ELEVEN YEARS since I visited. Seriously, "you last logged in" was 11 years ago.

I remember when things like that were UNPOSSIBLE.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 19, 2012 12:27 AM (bxiXv)

455 Damn, Romney is ripping it up at that dinner .

Posted by: Berserker at October 19, 2012 12:16 AM (FMbng)


...maybe he shouldn't have had the beans, then.

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 19, 2012 12:27 AM (sZTYJ)

456 Turns out Ru Paul is gay too.

The things you learn.

Posted by: bob at October 19, 2012 12:27 AM (1efte)

457 I'm all about diversity, but I draw the line at religions that endorse eating babies.

Posted by: Whoopie Goldberg at October 19, 2012 12:28 AM (IoNBC)

458 I also see the same spring listed for the G29 and G36 - that *can't* be right, is it?



I vaguely remember back in the day people switching to +Ps in tiny
9s and even the smaller Colts (Officers' etc). Seems community knowledge
fades.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 19, 2012 12:24 AM (bxiXv)

Yes, the G36 uses the same 17# spring as the G29. It is a .45ACP after all, but still I think it is too much spring. I got a lot of practice clearing malfs with it when I took my class at Tigerswan. Frustrating to say the least. I'll bet it would run better now.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 12:29 AM (yh0zB)

459 Ru Paul is out? RU PAUL IS OUT?

Posted by: Whoopie Goldberg at October 19, 2012 12:29 AM (IoNBC)

460 Turns out Ru Paul is gay too.



The things you learn.

Posted by: bob at October 19, 2012 12:27 AM (1efte)


Seriously? Never saw that one coming...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 12:30 AM (yh0zB)

461 Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 19, 2012 12:11 AM (rBgOT)

Met him twice and he is awesome. He really, really needs to be syndicated.

Posted by: RWC at October 19, 2012 12:31 AM (t+Sdx)

462 Anyone know if Laura Ingraham is a lesbian?

She has two adopted kids, is rich and smart and hot, but single

hmm

Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 12:31 AM (uLTng)

463 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OnpkDWbeJs

Leisure suit Larry in boot camp

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at October 19, 2012 12:31 AM (0It32)

464 Ladyparts.

Posted by: Eva Twatgoria at October 19, 2012 12:31 AM (vbh31)

465 Wie gehts moron horde

Posted by: zeera at October 19, 2012 12:32 AM (Lv9bM)

466 462 Anyone know if Laura Ingraham is a lesbian?

She has two adopted kids, is rich and smart and hot, but single

hmm

Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 12:31 AM (uLTng)

--Who cares?

Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 12:32 AM (jKE+Z)

467 I'm all about diversity, but I draw the line at religions that endorse eating babies.

Posted by: Whoopie Goldberg at October 19, 2012 12:28 AM (IoNBC)


ಠ_ಠ

Posted by: Jonathan Swift at October 19, 2012 12:32 AM (sZTYJ)

468 Ace is brutalizing lawrence odonell on twitter. I think Shit Just Got Real.

Posted by: Ball of Hate at October 19, 2012 12:32 AM (AREf/)

469 Night all. Early doc appt then work.

Ciao puppehs!

Posted by: mpfs at October 19, 2012 12:32 AM (Mkhiu)

470 445
167 proof, straight up, I'm fucking wasted.

Posted by: Jime Lahey, Sunnyvale Trailer Park Supervisor at October 19, 2012 12:22 AM (jKE+Z)

Fuck you Lahey you drunk bastard.

Posted by: Ricky at October 19, 2012 12:32 AM (Zd/NW)

471 I think the fig wasp thing is overblown. There are all sorts of fig -- creeping fig, the ficus that is a houseplant.....and the wikipedia entry notes: "However, there are several commercial and ornamental varieties of fig that are parthenocarpic and do not require pollination; these varieties are not visited by fig wasps."

Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 12:33 AM (kaalw)

472
439 Fuck you, I say that! you readin' fuckin' books again, Julian? Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 12:19 AM (jKE+Z) --Fuck, I was too drunk to put on the Ray sockpuppet.

Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 12:20 AM


That's the way she goes, logprof. Sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn't., coz that's the fucking way she goes.

Posted by: ray at October 19, 2012 12:33 AM (yBF/9)

473 What's the rule about commenting about comments on twitter?

Posted by: runninrebel at October 19, 2012 12:33 AM (N/1Dm)

474 Goodnight mpfs.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 12:33 AM (yh0zB)

475 @466

I'm just wondering dude

I listen to her every morning

Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 12:34 AM (uLTng)

476 good night mpfs

Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 12:35 AM (uLTng)

477 Romney gave an excellent address at the dinner.

Obama...same old obama.

I almost feel bad for him...he knows he is outclassed by Romney in every way. No wonder he has so much animosity towards Romney. Its got to be hard looking at the the guy who wants your job knowing he is imminently more capable and qualified then you could ever be.

Posted by: Typical 47%er at October 19, 2012 12:35 AM (ovpNn)

478
470 Fuck you Lahey you drunk bastard.
Posted by: Ricky at October 19, 2012 12:32 AM

Frigg off Ricky.

Posted by: randy at October 19, 2012 12:35 AM (yBF/9)

479 471 I think the fig wasp thing is overblown.

I've eaten lots of figs. Fresh, in jam, in preserves, in marmalade.

Maybe I've been eating wasp shit too. But it sure was good.

Posted by: Scobface at October 19, 2012 12:35 AM (IoNBC)

480 What's the rule about commenting about comments on twitter?

Pictures without elbows or it didn't happen?

Posted by: Al at October 19, 2012 12:36 AM (MzQOZ)

481 Yes, the G36 uses the same 17# spring as the G29. It is a .45ACP after all, but still I think it is too much spring.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 12:29 AM (yh0zB)


21kpsi vs. 37kpsi. On the G20 they ran into problems only with light loads (for the most part), but if the G29 can handle full-power 10mms (and it can), that is absolutely the wrong spring for a .45.

I have not been following this issue but I'm wondering what they were thinking. A couple pounds lighter would be appropriate, I would think. The fact that it's a common complaint would at least point to *some* mistake made here.

The "FBI Loads" kind of screwed the pooch, people forget the 10mm auto is a magnum round.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 19, 2012 12:36 AM (bxiXv)

482 475
@466

I'm just wondering dude

I listen to her every morning


Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 12:34 AM (uLTng)

Rachel Maddow is a lesbian....i think Anderson Cooper is too.

Posted by: Typical 47%er at October 19, 2012 12:36 AM (ovpNn)

483 hi all
just popping in to say hope everyone is doing well, got a big weekend and big plans
went on a "date" with Hungarian chick - actually she is Romanian - it went well I thought
anyway good night

Posted by: chemjeff at October 19, 2012 12:36 AM (d/5qf)

484 I'm just wondering dude

I listen to her every morning


Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 12:34 AM (uLTng)


There was a thread where this was discussed earlier in the week...or maybe last week...can't remember. Any-ho, they were listing her past boyfriends and holy shit, if she's batting for the other side there's no question why, she's a loozer magnet. WTF is it with otherwise successful smart wimminz hooking up with the f'n lefty tards?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 12:36 AM (yh0zB)

485 kinlaw

-----
What's the problem?

Posted by: Craig Poe at October 19, 2012 12:37 AM (BVkEs)

486 Give us a link to read ace's tweets precious...

Posted by: Typical 47%er at October 19, 2012 12:37 AM (ovpNn)

487
Fuck you Lahey you drunk bastard.

Posted by: Ricky at October 19, 2012 12:32 AM (Zd/NW)


Frig off, Ricky!

Posted by: Randy at October 19, 2012 12:37 AM (jKE+Z)

488 There's a party in my cooter.

Posted by: Eva Twatgoria at October 19, 2012 12:37 AM (vbh31)

489 468 Ace is brutalizing lawrence odonell on twitter.

It's a filthy fuckin' job, but somebody's gotta do it.

Posted by: Scobface at October 19, 2012 12:37 AM (IoNBC)

490 Yes, the G36 uses the same 17# spring as the G29. It is a .45ACP after all, but still I think it is too much spring. I got a lot of practice clearing malfs with it when I took my class at Tigerswan. Frustrating to say the least. I'll bet it would run better now.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 12:29 AM (yh0zB)


assuminmg you are running 230gr'ers another option would be speed up your reloads with the factory spring. hot loads in a G36 are not fun, but they stop really good....

A friend has a G20 in 10mm and he is switching out springs mainly because he loads master blaster 10mm with blue dot and also powder puff loads that are less than .40S&W


Posted by: jake in ID at October 19, 2012 12:37 AM (2CiZb)

491
That's the way she goes, logprof. Sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn't., coz that's the fucking way she goes.

Posted by: ray at October 19, 2012 12:33 AM (yBF/9)


Fuckin' way she goes!

Posted by: Bubbs at October 19, 2012 12:38 AM (jKE+Z)

492 @485

Who has a problem dude? You ?

I don't


Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 12:39 AM (uLTng)

493
483 hi alljust popping in to say hope everyone is doing well, got a big weekend and big planswent on a "date" with Hungarian chick - actually she is Romanian - it went well I thoughtanyway good night

Posted by: chemjeff at October 19, 2012 12:36 AM

Just because she's Romanian doesn't mean she's not Hungary.

Posted by: otho at October 19, 2012 12:39 AM (yBF/9)

494 No choomster has ever been reelected president.

Posted by: JDP at October 19, 2012 12:39 AM (8HhF2)

495 I have not been following this issue but I'm
wondering what they were thinking. A couple pounds lighter would be
appropriate, I would think. The fact that it's a common complaint would
at least point to *some* mistake made here.



The "FBI Loads" kind of screwed the pooch, people forget the 10mm auto is a magnum round.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 19, 2012 12:36 AM (bxiXv)


It runs MUCH better with the 15# spring vice the 17# so I would tend to agree with you there, especially given that guns foul rep. It is very ammo dependent which points even more to an incorrect spring. It works good now, I lurves this gun.

Good onya chemjeff!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 12:39 AM (yh0zB)

496 https://twitter.com/AceofSpadesHQ

Posted by: Ball of Hate at October 19, 2012 12:39 AM (AREf/)

497
456 "Turns out Ru Paul is gay too."


---What? All because I appeared in a scene in Bruno?

Posted by: Ron Ru Paul at October 19, 2012 12:40 AM (Q2wni)

498 483 hi all
just popping in to say hope everyone is doing well, got a big weekend and big plans
went on a "date" with Hungarian chick - actually she is Romanian - it went well I thought
anyway good night

Posted by: chemjeff at October 19, 2012 12:36 AM (d/5qf)


--Hey chemjeff!

So she was Transylvanian?

Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 12:40 AM (jKE+Z)

499 473 What's the rule about commenting about comments on twitter?
Posted by: runninrebel at October 19, 2012 12:33 AM (N/1Dm)


It's even sadder than commenting on twitter?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 19, 2012 12:40 AM (bxiXv)

500 Begone dirty sock

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Ali Muhammad Surpra-izi Amin U'rbu T'hol wright at October 19, 2012 12:40 AM (ovpNn)

501 So she was Transylvanian?

actually, yes

Posted by: chemjeff at October 19, 2012 12:41 AM (d/5qf)

502 At the end of the Paul Lynde video, the anchorbabe said that he was appearing with Elizabeth Ashley locally.

I haven't thought of her in years, but she was a hottie back in the day.

http://www.nndb.com/people/989/000069782/

Posted by: rickl at October 19, 2012 12:41 AM (sdi6R)

503 okay, now really going to bed, good night

Posted by: chemjeff at October 19, 2012 12:41 AM (d/5qf)

504 There was a thread where this was discussed earlier in the week...or maybe last week...can't remember. Any-ho, they were listing her past boyfriends and holy shit, if she's batting for the other side there's no question why, she's a loozer magnet. WTF is it with otherwise successful smart wimminz hooking up with the f'n lefty tards?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 12:36 AM (yh0zB)



Why is everyone looking at me?

Posted by: Ann Coulter at October 19, 2012 12:42 AM (jKE+Z)

505 Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 12:40 AM (jKE+Z)

I don't usually comment on how women look, but good Lord, East European women are beautiful.

Posted by: Scobface at October 19, 2012 12:42 AM (IoNBC)

506 @484

she has had left boyfriends?

thats is strange

I heard Mary Katherine Ham has a left boyfriend

hmmm

Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 12:42 AM (uLTng)

507 487
Frig off, Ricky!

Posted by: Randy at October 19, 2012 12:37 AM

Don't you have any offs to fuck, Randy?

Posted by: ricky at October 19, 2012 12:43 AM (yBF/9)

508 I don't know whether to darn my many socks or just get new ones.

Posted by: sock it to me at October 19, 2012 12:43 AM (Q2wni)

509 501 So she was Transylvanian?

actually, yes

Posted by: chemjeff at October 19, 2012 12:41 AM (d/5qf)


--Nailed it. Ethnic Magyars have formed a big minority/majority in Transylvania.

Posted by: Ann Coulter at October 19, 2012 12:43 AM (jKE+Z)

510 assuminmg you are running 230gr'ers another option
would be speed up your reloads with the factory spring. hot loads in a
G36 are not fun, but they stop really good....


Posted by: jake in ID at October 19, 2012 12:37 AM (2CiZb)



230gr standard white box Winchester FMJ target ammo, with the 15# I'd get 3 or 4 FTE/FTF in 100 rounds. When the gun got dirty (after 200+ rounds) it would happen every 2 or 3 mags (Pearce+1 extensions so 7rds per). Now I can shoot 500 rounds with maybe 1 or 2, depending on the ammo. It even reliably shoots and cycles Range Partner's light loaded (230gr hollowpoints on 5.0 gr powder) reloads. I'm reloading with 6.0, 6.5 and 7.0, I need to get to the range to see which ones I like best.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 12:44 AM (yh0zB)

511 GGE,
I wasn't clear enough. Practice leads to better 60' times and cutting better lights. The other guy clearly got a big jump. If you're going to go again read up a little and practice launching.

Posted by: DaveA at October 19, 2012 12:44 AM (wcjj2)

512 Romney gave an excellent address at the dinner.

He looked and performed great, in general, but he gave the Indonesian Imbecile too much respect. Yes, Mitt did some good jokes about Barky but he still treated him like a "President", which Barky is most definitely NOT. Barky deserves no respect, at all. He has assaulted America, attacked our culture, degraded, demeaned, and debased the White House, and has been the most outrageous and pathetic liar this nation has ever seen. Such a person deserves to be treated like the scum-sucking piece of shit he is, not like a normal person who has a few flaws. Barky is a dangerously evil retard who should be sitting in jail awaiting the execution of his sentence for the very many and very serious crimes he has committed.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 19, 2012 12:44 AM (X3lox)

513 501 So she was Transylvanian?

actually, yes
Posted by: chemjeff at October 19, 2012 12:41 AM (d/5qf)


You lucky, lucky dog. Be good to her (yes I know first date).

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 19, 2012 12:44 AM (bxiXv)

514 505 Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 12:40 AM (jKE+Z)

I don't usually comment on how women look, but good Lord, East European women are beautiful.

Posted by: Scobface at October 19, 2012 12:42 AM (IoNBC)

--Agreed. Made trips to Slovakia, then Czech Republic and Macedonia, in 2007, and I was floored by the hotness.

Posted by: Ann Coulter at October 19, 2012 12:44 AM (jKE+Z)

515 Ugh, Coulter sock off

Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 12:45 AM (jKE+Z)

516 492
@485

Who has a problem dude? You ?

I don't




Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 12:39 AM (uLTng)
-----Trying to clarify just what your problem is, Trying to help you testy.

Posted by: Craig Poe at October 19, 2012 12:45 AM (BVkEs)

517 Gotta love YouTube.

Friendship 7 Flight Director's loop

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3o-U1Jo78P8&feature=g-all-u

Posted by: rickl at October 19, 2012 12:45 AM (sdi6R)

518
Frigg off Ricky.



Posted by: randy at October 19, 2012 12:35 AM (yBF/9)

Why don't you go and fire some cheeseburgers into your gut you asshole.

Posted by: Bubbles at October 19, 2012 12:45 AM (Zd/NW)

519 Of course it's free. Anyone who pays for it is a fool.


Posted by: Alex


Pretty useless review.

Posted by: DaveA at October 19, 2012 12:45 AM (wcjj2)

520
I heard Mary Katherine Ham has a left boyfriend

hmmm

Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 12:42 AM (uLTng)

--Actually, I think she married him.

Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 12:45 AM (jKE+Z)

521 Sen. Heller is in deep trouble in Nevada:
http://tinyurl.com/95kcqve

Combined with the Dems increasing their registration over 250% from 35K to 90K, it looks like We may end up loosing 2-3 Republican seats... meaning that we'd need to pick up at least 5-6 just to break 50 Senators...

DAMMIT!

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 19, 2012 12:45 AM (sZTYJ)

522 I heard Mary Katherine Ham has a left boyfriend

hmmm

Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 12:42 AM (uLTng)


Evidently, she likes dogs as pets. Dogs that can never be housebroken.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 19, 2012 12:46 AM (X3lox)

523 crap...with the 17# I'd get lots of FTE/FTFs, with the 15# I'm down to maybe a couple in 500 rounds...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 12:46 AM (yh0zB)

524 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 19, 2012 12:44 AM (X3lox)

Dude. You're blinded by ideology, most of which I agree with.

He performed magnificently.

Posted by: Scobface at October 19, 2012 12:46 AM (IoNBC)

525 Poland ! has lots of pretty women, and that accent. WhoooHoo

Posted by: The Jackhole at October 19, 2012 12:46 AM (DU15A)

526 This thread seems like it could break out in gay sex at any minute.

Posted by: runninrebel at October 19, 2012 12:46 AM (N/1Dm)

527 Lahey, Ricky, Julian, Bubbles, Ray and Randy go fuck yourselves you fucking assholes.

Posted by: Cyrus at October 19, 2012 12:47 AM (Zd/NW)

528 @520

just don't get the mixed relationships

Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 12:48 AM (uLTng)

529 505
Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 12:40 AM (jKE+Z)



I don't usually comment on how women look, but good Lord, East European women are beautiful.

Posted by: Scobface at October 19, 2012 12:42 AM (IoNBC)


I hate to be the guy to bring it up, but they sure are awesome until they hit a certain point, and then the "bubushka bomb*" explodes.

*I didn't know that was a thing until some Polish guys told me so, at which point it all snapped into place. It's a truism, unfortunately.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at October 19, 2012 12:48 AM (lJJMb)

530 guys Obama is winning the New York Magazine people 99-1, clearly this means doooom

Posted by: JDP at October 19, 2012 12:49 AM (8HhF2)

531 The other guy clearly got a big jump. If you're going to go again read up a little and practice launching.


Posted by: DaveA at October 19, 2012 12:44 AM (wcjj2)

Oh, got it. The CAI + long tube headers + comp tune + 300 pound lighter car might have helped him a bit as well. He ended up winning the bracket for street radial/NA class so I didn't feel too bad losing to him...especially since I was running top down and not really trying to compete (it was a test n' tune, the real race came later).

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 12:49 AM (yh0zB)

532 527 Lahey, Ricky, Julian, Bubbles, Ray and Randy go fuck yourselves you fucking assholes.

Posted by: Cyrus at October 19, 2012 12:47 AM (Zd/NW)

Fuck off, I got work to do.

Posted by: Cyrus at October 19, 2012 12:49 AM (jKE+Z)

533 @516

Okay, in the interest of amity and friendship on the ont, I will ask again: why do you think I have a problem?

Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 12:50 AM (uLTng)

534 So logprof, sockin Ann Coulter?

hmmm?

Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 12:51 AM (uLTng)

535 just don't get the mixed relationships


Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 12:48 AM (uLTng)


I know, right? Like Carville/Maitlin (sp?). Whodafuck wants to put up with that shit?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 12:51 AM (yh0zB)

536 527 Lahey, Ricky, Julian, Bubbles, Ray and Randy go fuck yourselves you fucking assholes.

Posted by: Cyrus at October 19, 2012 12:47 AM

What, are you filming more episodes of "Happy Days", there, Fonzie?

Posted by: ricky at October 19, 2012 12:51 AM (yBF/9)

537 Okay, in the interest of amity and friendship on the ont, I will ask again: why do you think I have a problem?

Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 12:50 AM (uLTng)


--Well, you brought up the lesbianism issue.

Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 12:51 AM (jKE+Z)

538 @535

Exactly the other one I was thinking of!!
Hi honey, you just called my boss a lying piece of shit. How as your day?

Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 12:52 AM (uLTng)

539 230gr standard white box Winchester FMJ target ammo, with the 15# I'd get 3 or 4 FTE/FTF in 100 rounds. When the gun got dirty (after 200+ rounds) it would happen every 2 or 3 mags (Pearce+1 extensions so 7rds per). Now I can shoot 500 rounds with maybe 1 or 2, depending on the ammo. It even reliably shoots and cycles Range Partner's light loaded (230gr hollowpoints on 5.0 gr powder) reloads. I'm reloading with 6.0, 6.5 and 7.0, I need to get to the range to see which ones I like best.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 12:44 AM (yh0zB)


that is way too many jams.

Just as a baseline I shot 2 IDPA matches a month with a stock G17 and factory ammo for 2+ years 1and never had any jams

(chrony your loads too if you can, always helps)



Posted by: jake in ID at October 19, 2012 12:53 AM (2CiZb)

540 I hate to be the guy to bring it up, but they sure are awesome until they hit a certain point, and then the "bubushka bomb*" explodes.

*I didn't know that was a thing until some Polish guys told me so, at which point it all snapped into place. It's a truism, unfortunately.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at October 19, 2012 12:48 AM (lJJMb)

Educate me, Saint. I've never been in a relationship with one of them, I've just always admired their beauty.

Posted by: Scobface at October 19, 2012 12:53 AM (IoNBC)

541 I know, right? Like Carville/Maitlin (sp?). Whodafuck wants to put up with that shit?


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 12:51 AM (yh0zB)

Whatever they have when they're alone must be fantastic, because otherwise I can't imagine spending you entire life with someone who thinks your outlook on how society should function, along with the relationship of the individual with his or her government, is flat wrong.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at October 19, 2012 12:54 AM (lJJMb)

542 that is way too many jams.





Posted by: jake in ID at October 19, 2012 12:53 AM (2CiZb)


Only happens now with Range Partner's 5.0 grain reloads. Winchester White Box will go through it all day no problems.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 12:55 AM (yh0zB)

543 Got a call by a pollster tonight. The issue he was assigned to gather reactions about was a bond issue for the local community college.

I haven't had someone so pathetically grateful that I would talk with him since the guy who's now my husband started pursuing me.

(Lucky for him that my husband briefly had a job doing telephone surveys, so I have some compassion for those toiling in that bottomless pit of suck.)

Posted by: sistrum at October 19, 2012 12:55 AM (SUlmX)

544 You representin' the Everymothafucka at home, so don't get animated with yo' candy!

Posted by: J-ROC at October 19, 2012 12:55 AM (jKE+Z)

545 StPatrick, yep that's my thoughts on it exactly.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 12:56 AM (yh0zB)

546 @537

Asking if someone is a lesbian is a problem?

On the ont, where we reach a junior high school level of discourse, on a good night.

hmmm

Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 12:57 AM (uLTng)

547 I haven't had someone so pathetically grateful that I
would talk with him since the guy who's now my husband started pursuing
me.



Posted by: sistrum at October 19, 2012 12:55 AM (SUlmX)


It's just wrong how funny that is, while at the same time being very not funny. IRL I'm sort of a shy guy myself.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 12:58 AM (yh0zB)

548 Passion Fruit has some balls being ripe year round and still costing $4 each.


Posted by: runninrebel at October 19, 2012 12:58 AM (N/1Dm)

549 Judging from Ace's Twat feed, he's hit the bottle hard.

Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 12:58 AM (jKE+Z)

550 465
Wie gehts moron horde

----------

Не плохо. А вы?

Posted by: Anachronda at October 19, 2012 12:58 AM (1c58W)

551
Pssssst.....

The woman that asked about the AK-47's at the 2nd debate:

Nina Gonzales is a registered democrat, and surprise! works for the Obama campaign out of Nassau County NY.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 18, 2012 11:06 PM (PHb2k)


The answer by Obama to her question will probably turn OH, PA, IA, WI and MI to RED. Democrat gun people could say thay OBAMA was not anti-gun until Tursday night. Then he said he could see an Assault Weapons Ban and banning handguns.

The NRA mailers to the swing states are probably going to measured in TONS. Crowley did him no favors with that choice of question.


Posted by: rd says Crowley and CNN are idiots at October 19, 2012 12:58 AM (zLp5I)

552 546 @537

Asking if someone is a lesbian is a problem?

On the ont, where we reach a junior high school level of discourse, on a good night.

hmmm

Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 12:57 AM (uLTng)

--I'm just saying, you're bringing up the creepy issues, and askin' us the pointed questions.

Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 12:59 AM (jKE+Z)

553 On the ont, where we reach a junior high school level of discourse, on a good night.

hmmm


Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 12:57 AM (uLTng)


Ah, such lofty heights we attain here on the ONT. But only on the good nights.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 12:59 AM (yh0zB)

554 Educate me, Saint. I've never been in a relationship with one of them, I've just always admired their beauty.

Posted by: Scobface at October 19, 2012 12:53 AM (IoNBC)


You ever noticed that ladies of different extraction, on the whole, seemed to look "old" faster than others? The ladies of the Caucasus are somewhat notorious for going from young and beautiful to crone-ish without a nice long spell of aging gracefully. According to the Polish men who lamented this, it's very common.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at October 19, 2012 12:59 AM (lJJMb)

555 Whatever they have when they're alone must be fantastic, because otherwise I can't imagine spending you entire life with someone who thinks your outlook on how society should function, along with the relationship of the individual with his or her government, is flat wrong.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at October 19, 2012 12:54 AM (lJJMb)


it's not just that they have opposite views about that - I can understand that - but it's that their professions involve moving society towards those views. of course, this isn't much of a probelm for the leftist, since a conservative government follows federalism and allows leftists to make leftist, socialist shitholes of their own states if they have that control, but for the conservative to stay with a leftist who is always trying to lie to society and control everyone's behavior ... it makes no sense, at all. I mean, to live with someone who would have been an informer on the family in the Soviet Union (and we know that there were many such examples, just as the we see among the American left, today) ... I don't know.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 19, 2012 01:00 AM (X3lox)

556 544 You representin' the Everymothafucka at home, so don't get animated with yo' candy!

Posted by: J-ROC at October 19, 2012 12:55 AM

J-Roc raps about gangstersand guns, pimpsand hos and Compton. The guy's not from Compton. He's a white kid from a trailer park. He should rap about what he really knows which is living in his mom's trailer eating peanut butter sandwiches.

Posted by: corey at October 19, 2012 01:00 AM (yBF/9)

557 @551

everything seems to be backfiring on the Dems lately, doesn't it?

Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 01:00 AM (uLTng)

558 Only happens now with Range Partner's 5.0 grain reloads. Winchester White Box will go through it all day no problems.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 12:55 AM (yh0zB)

good stuff

Check out UMC and American Eagle for factory US made cheap stuff. Sellier and Belloit works good also for foreign made.


also WWB can be manufactured in Eastern Europe so in may not be made in the US


peace out!


Posted by: jake in ID at October 19, 2012 01:00 AM (2CiZb)

559
You ever noticed that ladies of different extraction, on the whole, seemed to look "old" faster than others? The ladies of the Caucasus are somewhat notorious for going from young and beautiful to crone-ish without a nice long spell of aging gracefully. According to the Polish men who lamented this, it's very common.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at October 19, 2012 12:59 AM (lJJMb)

--Poland is hundreds of miles from the Caucasus.

Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 01:01 AM (jKE+Z)

560 551
Pssssst.....

The woman that asked about the AK-47's at the 2nd debate:

I thought at the time, "This will hurt el douche."

Nice to know she was a plant.

Why is it so difficult for them to understand that we're going to keep our guns, no matter what they think about it?

Posted by: Scobface at October 19, 2012 01:01 AM (IoNBC)

561 >>>>You ever noticed that ladies of different extraction, on the whole, seemed to look "old" faster than others?
_

Are you talking about the Sea Hag look that women of certain ethnic make-ups start to get when they turn 25?

Posted by: runninrebel at October 19, 2012 01:02 AM (N/1Dm)

562 J-Roc raps about gangstersand guns, pimpsand hos and Compton. The guy's not from Compton. He's a white kid from a trailer park. He should rap about what he really knows which is living in his mom's trailer eating peanut butter sandwiches.

Posted by: corey at October 19, 2012 01:00 AM (yBF/9)

Smokes! Now!

Posted by: Ricky at October 19, 2012 01:03 AM (jKE+Z)

563 Ha! I knew it was "Meteor." FOOK DE DODGERS!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 19, 2012 01:03 AM (i0App)

564 535
just don't get the mixed relationships




Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 12:48 AM (uLTng)


I know, right? Like Carville/Maitlin (sp?). Whodafuck wants to put up with that shit?


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 12:51 AM (yh0zB)

That's the marriage I could never figure out... By the way, have you seen the Mitsubishi Air Conditioning ads that Carville and Matalin do? THey are hysterical! And Matalin ALWAYS gets the last word in them and makes Carville look like a total idiot...

Posted by: George W Beagle at October 19, 2012 01:04 AM (JwW4z)

565 The one I want to know about is the immigration question.

She had a smirk on her face that seemed sort of like "I'm an illegal and you don't even know it, suckers."

Posted by: Al at October 19, 2012 01:04 AM (MzQOZ)

566 Why is it so difficult for them to understand that we're going to keep our guns, no matter what they think about it?

Posted by: Scobface at October 19, 2012 01:01 AM (IoNBC)


And then they talk about when the revolution starts...eh, dude, I don't think this is going to work out quite the way you have it planned...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 01:05 AM (yh0zB)

567 You ever noticed that ladies of different extraction, on the whole, seemed to look "old" faster than others?

Now that you mention it, yes--I've noticed that.

I've lived in Korea, where the women are drop-dead gorgeous. Many Korean women remain beautiful well into their 50's.

Posted by: Scobface at October 19, 2012 01:05 AM (IoNBC)

568 George, haven't seen it. I'll have to see if I can find it on youtube or something.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 01:06 AM (yh0zB)

569 547
I haven't had someone so pathetically grateful that I

would talk with him since the guy who's now my husband started pursuing

me.






Posted by: sistrum at October 19, 2012 12:55 AM (SUlmX)


It's just wrong how funny that is, while at the same time being very not funny. IRL I'm sort of a shy guy myself.


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 12:58 AM (yh0zB)



==========
Shy my husband isn't. It's just he was so smacked upside the head by infatuation he temporarily went -10 on his dice rolls for confidence and suavity.

Posted by: sistrum at October 19, 2012 01:06 AM (SUlmX)

570
562 Smokes! Now!

Posted by: Ricky at October 19, 2012 01:03 AM

But, I only got 2 left. Here. We cool, right? *high 5 hanging*

Posted by: corey at October 19, 2012 01:06 AM (yBF/9)

571 570
562 Smokes! Now!

Posted by: Ricky at October 19, 2012 01:03 AM

But, I only got 2 left. Here. We cool, right? *high 5 hanging*

Posted by: corey at October 19, 2012 01:06 AM (yBF/9)

Seriously, stop it.

Posted by: Julian at October 19, 2012 01:08 AM (jKE+Z)

572 551

Pssssst.....

The woman that asked about the AK-47's at the 2nd debate:

Nina Gonzales is a registered democrat, and surprise! works for the Obama campaign out of Nassau County NY.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 18, 2012 11:06 PM (PHb2k)


The
answer by Obama to her question will probably turn OH, PA, IA, WI and
MI to RED. Democrat gun people could say thay OBAMA was not anti-gun
until Tursday night. Then he said he could see an Assault Weapons Ban
and banning handguns.

The NRA mailers to the swing states
are probably going to measured in TONS. Crowley did him no favors with
that choice of question.




Posted by: rd says Crowley and CNN are idiots at October 19, 2012 12:58 AM (zLp5I)


ALREADY GOT THE EMAILS, BABY. As did all the bitter clingers in PA and OH. I still find it kinda cute that they think there's still a gun control debate. There's not. The right to keep and bear has been confirmed by the US Supreme Court, and laws restricting ownership and carrying will only continue to reflect that. I know I, and many other pro-2A proponents (formerly known as "gun dicks" by Ace) are quite pleased with the current status, but intend to make sure people in Chicago have the same rights as those in Idaho. It's going to be a blast. Ironically, we're working to restore gun rights to minorities who were denied those rights after emancipation, but we're the redneck gun-nut assholes. What a world.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at October 19, 2012 01:08 AM (lJJMb)

573 I love you, Julian.

Posted by: Trevor at October 19, 2012 01:08 AM (jKE+Z)

574 It's just he was so smacked upside the head by infatuation he temporarily went -10 on his dice rolls for confidence and suavity.


Posted by: sistrum at October 19, 2012 01:06 AM (SUlmX)



That's a little more funny then. Still kinda painfully close though...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 01:08 AM (yh0zB)

575 everything seems to be backfiring on the Dems lately, doesn't it?

A delusional world view will kinda do that...

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 19, 2012 01:09 AM (pFU0Y)

576 Smoking really ages people. Women get the upper lip to nose creasesthing. Throw in drinking too much, pills, or meth and it's almost instantaneous. Or, what Americans do.

Posted by: Beagle at October 19, 2012 01:09 AM (sOtz/)

577 568
George, haven't seen it. I'll have to see if I can find it on youtube or something.


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 01:06 AM (yh0zB)

Here's one of them: http://tinyurl.com/9rygce6 - there are at least a couple more out there...

Posted by: George W Beagle at October 19, 2012 01:09 AM (JwW4z)

578 Just in time for the Election ...


France’s Interior Minister Manuel Valls (photo) announced on Thursday that the government will make it easier for foreigners to become French citizens. Valls argued, “French nationality should not be sold-off or reserved for the elite.”

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at October 19, 2012 01:09 AM (e8kgV)

579 ace really seems to be having a good time tweeting in the tv/movie gangster zone

Posted by: someone at October 19, 2012 01:11 AM (bqjJT)

580 Valls argued, “French nationality should not be sold-off or reserved for the elite.”

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at October 19, 2012 01:09 AM (e8kgV)


LOL. French nationality is a booby prize for retards and a backstage pass for anti-Western lunatics.

I still can't believe we didn't just kick their sorry, back-stabbing asses out of NATO completely.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 19, 2012 01:12 AM (X3lox)

581 Nina Gonzales is a registered democrat, and surprise! works for the Obama campaign out of Nassau County NY.

Somehow, this salting of audiences with shills in debates needs to be tamped down.

I propose a candidate forfeits 20 EV's every time a shill is exposed in a debate audience. That should be a sufficient level of pain for both sides to ensure the audience is properly vetted.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 19, 2012 01:13 AM (pFU0Y)

582 Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 01:01 AM (jKE+Z)


You are correct, of course. I was searching for a geographical term to make it sound nicer since the ultimate thrust of that post was that I was repeating eastern Euros' assertions that some women get ugly and old, instead of just old. I know it's not the moron way, but I prefer tact at all times. In this case, that bias made me type something that was wrong.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at October 19, 2012 01:13 AM (lJJMb)

583
Seems Fidel Castro had a major stroke.
So what kind of slobbering news can we expect from the mfm for their favorite dictator.
http://tinyurl.com/9vx9j5c

Posted by: YIKES! at October 19, 2012 01:14 AM (PlCer)

584 Time to get a sample ballot. Voting straight R, but want to look at them pesky local bond issues.

Posted by: Craig Poe at October 19, 2012 01:14 AM (BVkEs)

585 @575

And a nice comfortable cocoon created by a subservient media

Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 01:14 AM (uLTng)

586 In this case, that bias made me type something that was wrong.


Posted by: StPatrick_TN at October 19, 2012 01:13 AM (lJJMb)


<gasp> Someone was wrong on the internets???? That insurance commercial I saw on the TV assures me that this cannot be! (They can't put anything that is not true on the TV. I saw that on TV.)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 01:15 AM (yh0zB)

587 And then they talk about when the revolution starts...eh, dude, I don't think this is going to work out quite the way you have it planned...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 01:05 AM (yh0zB)

Yeah. They quite literally have no fucking idea.

Posted by: Scobface at October 19, 2012 01:15 AM (IoNBC)

588 If socialized medicine is so great, why is Castro being treated by a foreign doctor? Aren't Cuban doctors good enough?

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 19, 2012 01:17 AM (pFU0Y)

589 He's a french model.

Posted by: someone at October 19, 2012 01:17 AM (bqjJT)

590 @584

does you state have initiatives/propositions?

I'm in cali, we have a bunch on the ballot this time around

cutting through the bs to figure out if it valid or not is tough

bond issues are the same

Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 01:17 AM (uLTng)

591 uh...bon-jooor.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 01:18 AM (yh0zB)

592 If Castro kicks before the election, Obama will claim credit to try and flip the south FL Cuban vote.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 19, 2012 01:18 AM (pFU0Y)

593 cutting through the bs to figure out if it valid or not is tough

Yep. It's a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: Scobface at October 19, 2012 01:18 AM (IoNBC)

594 Seriously, stop it.
Posted by: Julian at October 19, 2012 01:08 AM

Oh, my Julian, my handsome Julian. Patrick Swayze you were so fuckin' sexy in Road House and fuckin' Dirty Dancing.

Posted by: conky at October 19, 2012 01:18 AM (yBF/9)

595 He's a french model.

Posted by: someone at October 19, 2012 01:17 AM (bqjJT)


While that commercial is awful, the guy did bear a striking resemblance to Gerard Depardieu, who is the height of sex appeal in France.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 19, 2012 01:19 AM (X3lox)

596 bond issues are the same


Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 01:17 AM (uLTng)

GGE's General Rule of Thumb: If it's the government (at any level) asking for more money...say no.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 01:19 AM (yh0zB)

597 579 ace really seems to be having a good time tweeting in the tv/movie gangster zone

Posted by: someone at October 19, 2012 01:11 AM (bqjJT)

--Yeah, I'd rather he spend his time here.

Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 01:19 AM (jKE+Z)

598 Time to get a sample ballot. Voting straight R, but want to look at them pesky local bond issues.

Posted by: Craig Poe at October 19, 2012 01:14 AM (BVkEs)


Never EVER vote yes on a bond issue. It will cost much more than the bond it for, and it just encourages the issuing government to waste all their other money AND the bond money as an excuse for spending even more!

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 19, 2012 01:19 AM (sZTYJ)

599 If socialized medicine is so great, why is Castro being treated by a foreign doctor? Aren't Cuban doctors good enough?

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 19, 2012 01:17 AM (pFU0Y)


Do you think that Castro would trust a Doctor that he forces to live in that Communist hellhole?

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 19, 2012 01:20 AM (sZTYJ)

600 If socialized medicine is so great, why is Castro being treated by a foreign doctor? Aren't Cuban doctors good enough?


Posted by: @PurpAv at October 19, 2012 01:17 AM (pFU0Y)

Apparently not since a surgical team from Spain had to do some sort of bowel resection on Comandante Fidel a few years back.

Posted by: YIKES! at October 19, 2012 01:21 AM (PlCer)

601 600!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 01:21 AM (yh0zB)

602 592
If Castro kicks before the election, Obama will claim credit to try and flip the south FL Cuban vote.


Posted by: @PurpAv at October 19, 2012 01:18 AM (pFU0Y)


I wouldn't vote [FORE!] him, but if he got agitated and scared enough to do the Castro brothers, I'd at least throw him a high-five should I bump into him after he's done presidentin'.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at October 19, 2012 01:21 AM (lJJMb)

603 denied...crap

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 01:21 AM (yh0zB)

604 @592

PurpAv, it sometimes seems like President Obama puts politics above other considerations; but that can't be, right? he is the lightbringer

Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 01:22 AM (uLTng)

605
@578 Islamic Rage Boy
France is done. Link below.

Posted by: Beagle at October 19, 2012 01:22 AM (sOtz/)

606 GGE's General Rule of Thumb: If it's the government (at any level) asking for more money...say no.

That's my rule, too. Alabama is governed by the Constitution of 1901, which has been amended so many times that even most attorneys don't know what it says.

Posted by: Scobface at October 19, 2012 01:23 AM (IoNBC)

607 Watched Romney and Obama at the dinner. They were both funny, loved the Romney designated driver was the best line!

Posted by: lou's a girl at October 19, 2012 01:23 AM (2Nzn8)

608 @597

ace has not really spent much time hangin on the ont has he?

i know ha has dropped in now and again

Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 01:24 AM (uLTng)

609 makes sense that ingraham has lefty bf's...she wants to 'nurture' them to her side of things...and she seems a bit domineering...she likes that aspect of it too methinkses...

Posted by: laughing at neck braces at October 19, 2012 01:24 AM (nVqtU)

610 guilty pleasures...TSG's World's Dumbest and Coast to Coast AM. Makes me feel like a f'n genius. And then it makes me afraid, knowing these people are out there...unsupervised...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 01:24 AM (yh0zB)

611 ill admit, i thought obama was funny.

Posted by: laughing at neck braces at October 19, 2012 01:24 AM (nVqtU)

612 @607

evening lou

Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 01:25 AM (uLTng)

613 You are correct, of course. I was searching for a geographical term to make it sound nicer since the ultimate thrust of that post was that I was repeating eastern Euros' assertions that some women get ugly and old, instead of just old. I know it's not the moron way, but I prefer tact at all times. In this case, that bias made me type something that was wrong.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at October 19, 2012 01:13 AM (lJJMb)

--I'm so drunk I had to scroll up to recollect what you were talking about.

Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 01:25 AM (jKE+Z)

614 If you personally whacked OBL, and stopped the seas from rising, slipping a burst vein into Castro's brain should be easy peasy, right?




Posted by: @PurpAv at October 19, 2012 01:26 AM (pFU0Y)

615 --I'm so drunk I had to scroll up to recollect what you were talking about.

Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 01:25 AM (jKE+Z)


damn... I got to catch up...time to get another beer!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 01:26 AM (yh0zB)

616 slipping a burst vein into Castro's brain should be easy peasy, right?






Posted by: @PurpAv at October 19, 2012 01:26 AM (pFU0Y)


It is my goal to make it to where my very existence causes leftys to have brain aneurysms.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 01:28 AM (yh0zB)

617
I propose a candidate forfeits 20 EV's every time a shill is exposed in a debate audience. That should be a sufficient level of pain for both sides to ensure the audience is properly vetted.
Posted by: @PurpAv at October 19, 2012 01:13 AM (pFU0Y)


Then the assholes would load the debates up with Republican plants and as they answer the questions "discover" the questioners were republicans.

But the RNC and Romney need to draw a line in the sand. They should make an example out of Crowley. Make her apologize publically. Draw a line in the sand. Call it shooting one to encourage the others. Otherwise this shit will just go on and get more blatant. Now is the time, this is the last debate for 4 years. Tell the Pres Debate Comm that either it happens or they are out of a fucking job.

They won't because:
A) they are dickless;
B) Romney lucked out that her F'up drew attention to an Obama F'up;
C) Romney is going ahead and they do not want to blow it and they have no dicks.

Posted by: rd says Crowley and CNN are idiots at October 19, 2012 01:28 AM (zLp5I)

618 605

@578 Islamic Rage Boy
France is done. Link below.

Posted by: Beagle at October 19, 2012 01:22 AM (sOtz/)


Beagle, if you (or other morons!) haven't read "While Europe Slept" by Bruce Bawer, you need to. Go through Ace's Amazon link if you want to pay the Ewok, else follow this one: http://tinyurl.com/8rap8sb

Bawer is an American expat to Norway who is gay-married, so his liberal bona fides are in order. He's an out and proud proggy. In short, he's unassailable in the politics of indivuality and yet takes a strong stand against the islamization of Europe from a classical liberal point of view. It's worth your time.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at October 19, 2012 01:28 AM (lJJMb)

619 @615

grab me a coldy too, will ya?

I wanna get as drunk as logprof, but I'm out

Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 01:28 AM (uLTng)

620 Darts tonite, I won two games, yeah proud of me. Hubby taught me darts, it only took two years!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at October 19, 2012 01:30 AM (2Nzn8)

621 619 @615

grab me a coldy too, will ya?

I wanna get as drunk as logprof, but I'm out

Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 01:28 AM (uLTng)

--Just don't drive!

Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 01:31 AM (jKE+Z)

622 A) they are dickless;
B) Romney lucked out that her F'up drew attention to an Obama F'up;
C) Romney is going ahead and they do not want to blow it and they have no dicks.


Posted by: rd says Crowley and CNN are idiots at October 19, 2012 01:28 AM (zLp5I)


And plus, they have no dicks.kinlaw c|~| (lets see how that worked out)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 01:31 AM (yh0zB)

623 Alright, I'm out. Goodnight, morons. I have a case of the hiccups and need to hit the rack. Logprof, here's an air-cheers, since I was a bit loaded before I got on, and it's only gone downhill since.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at October 19, 2012 01:31 AM (lJJMb)

624 @621

I wont; not goin anyway tonight, but beddy bye

Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 01:32 AM (uLTng)

625 --I'm so drunk I had to scroll up to recollect what you were talking about.
Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 01:25 AM (jKE+Z)
You are not drunk

Posted by: lou's a girl at October 19, 2012 01:32 AM (2Nzn8)

626 yeah Ace is surely three sheets to the wind. Alas, I am only two as of now.

Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 01:32 AM (jKE+Z)

627 Loved the dinner videos. Romney had some scathing lines, but I'll bet there were a bunch he nixed as just being too mean. Obama actually seemed to enjoy himself at times, like he was relieved.

Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2012 01:33 AM (FcR7P)

628 If you don't have any kumquats, why don't you just tell the man?

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at October 19, 2012 01:33 AM (IlZPo)

629 The only time Whoopi Goldberg was even halfway good as an actor was when Guinan told Jean Luc this timeline is wrong. Monkey Bones is second. Everything else, forget about it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 19, 2012 01:33 AM (6W127)

630 You know, I want to defend the CIA on Castro, but they haven't done shit about Castro.

Poisoned cigars? Why haven't they garrotted the motherfucker?

Posted by: Scobface at October 19, 2012 01:34 AM (IoNBC)

631 590 >> does you state have initiatives/propositions?
I'm in cali, we have a bunch on the ballot this time around
cutting through the bs to figure out if it valid or not is tough

If you want to cut down on the work required, just go to the SEIU state website and print out their voter guide.

Then vote exactly the opposite. You can't miss.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 19, 2012 01:34 AM (ccXZP)

632 ace has not really spent much time hangin on the ont has he?

i know ha has dropped in now and again


Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 01:24 AM (uLTng)


Well the ONT was originally created to keep the morons occupied at night and give ace some 'me' time off the clock. So for him hanging out in the ONT is sorta like going into the office on a Saturday.

Posted by: Mætenloch at October 19, 2012 01:34 AM (XkotV)

633 630 You know, I want to defend the CIA on Castro, but they haven't done shit about Castro.

Poisoned cigars? Why haven't they garrotted the motherfucker?

Posted by: Scobface at October 19, 2012 01:34 AM (IoNBC)

--Yeah seriously. according to those evil CIA movies with MATT DAMON!! the CIA shoulda pulled that shit off 40 years ago.

Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 01:35 AM (jKE+Z)

634 Widmer Bro's Hefeweizen today. Not bad, but I still prefer the Drifter IPA.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 01:36 AM (yh0zB)

635 After the Romney 'O' line bet Obama was thinking, "I wish..." But since he is a better speechwriter than his speechwriters it would have gone something like this - "I want to thank the Count! Without him I could never count to 57."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 19, 2012 01:36 AM (6W127)

636
Obama actually seemed to enjoy himself at times, like he was relieved.Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2012 01:33 AM (FcR7P)



I think a lot of people were right, Obama does not want the job. Everyone around him wants him to have the job, but he does not; and he does not have enough brains or balls to say NO.

Posted by: rd says Crowley and CNN are idiots at October 19, 2012 01:36 AM (zLp5I)

637 http://tinyurl.com/97mn29d

Libya--
The only thing faster than swift justice is apparently a jagoff NYT reporter.

Posted by: Pussyfart McTickletits, NOW spokeswomyn at October 19, 2012 01:36 AM (GEIib)

638 Then the assholes would load the debates up with Republican plants
and as they answer the questions "discover" the questioners were
republicans.


The campaigns should be allowed a voir dire on the audience...with unlimited rejections.

The audience that's allowed to ask questions should be agreeable to BOTH sides, and not picked by the moderator's company or host venue.

We gotta find a way, any way, to stop this shilling shit. Its undermining the process.


Posted by: @PurpAv at October 19, 2012 01:37 AM (pFU0Y)

639 I think the CIA even tried to dust fidel castro's beard to make it fall out. It was a failure.

And then the CIA wonders why no one respects the agency.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 19, 2012 01:38 AM (6W127)

640
632 Well the ONT was originally created to keep the morons occupied at night and give ace some 'me' time off the clock. So for him hanging out in the ONT is sorta like going into the office on a Saturday.

Posted by: Mætenloch at October 19, 2012 01:34 AM

But, the office has liquor.

Posted by: otho at October 19, 2012 01:39 AM (yBF/9)

641 @632

hey maet, that post was responding to someone who wished ace was here more, and I was just trying to say that he really doesn't hang out here much

so yeah, I know how that works

and who are you calling a moron?

Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 01:39 AM (uLTng)

642 I really enjoyed the shit out of the Romney roast speech. Those were some pretty killer pot shots he was taking there.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 19, 2012 01:40 AM (ccXZP)

643 But, the office has liquor.



Posted by: otho at October 19, 2012 01:39 AM (yBF/9)


Strictly BYOB. By the way, whoever the asshole was that swiped my hooch...I dickwiped the bottle. How do deze nutz taste lulz

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 01:41 AM (yh0zB)

644 @638

one way or another @PurpAv, we have got to get this debate thing evened out, even if the Repubs just refuse to do them

Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 01:42 AM (uLTng)

645 and who are you calling a moron?


Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 01:39 AM (uLTng)

You, me...we're all morons! And I am your King!

Posted by: Arthur, King of the Morons at October 19, 2012 01:42 AM (yh0zB)

646 Drink one for me, I'm stuck at the salt mine for a few more hours

Posted by: Zakn at October 19, 2012 01:43 AM (SVKpG)

647 Drink one for me, I'm stuck at the salt mine for a few more hours

Posted by: Zakn at October 19, 2012 01:43 AM (SVKpG)

Aye aye!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 01:43 AM (yh0zB)

648
633 630 You know, I want to defend the CIA on Castro, but they haven't done shit about Castro.

Poisoned cigars? Why haven't they garrotted the motherfucker?

Posted by: Scobface at October 19, 2012 01:34 AM (IoNBC)

--Yeah seriously. according to those evil CIA movies with MATT DAMON!! the CIA shoulda pulled that shit off 40 years ago.Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 01:35 AM (jKE+Z)


After the Church Commission in the 70's, all that went away. Then add in the politically correct Clinton years, where we could not even recruit someone who may have had a parking ticket, much less criminals and murderers; we can only hope the bastards die of old age in bed.

We will never try to over throw any assholes like Castro, Chavez, or even support opposition to any of the idiots running Ecuador, Bolivia, or Argentina. Although this is probably the right way to do things.
Stay out, unless someone else external is intruding. Especially enemies of the US like Russia, Iran, China, and France.

Posted by: rd says Crowley and CNN are idiots at October 19, 2012 01:43 AM (zLp5I)

649 LOL just read this again:

"Well the ONT was originally created to keep the morons occupied at night"

we need to be kept busy, so we don't hurt ourselves, lol

can you say short bus?

Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 01:44 AM (uLTng)

650 We gotta find a way, any way, to stop this shilling shit. Its undermining the process.

Why don't we have our own network? There's only enough tits in the world for three years and eight months of uninterrupted new programming, we can use the rest for politics.

Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2012 01:44 AM (FcR7P)

651 #617 The incumbent doesn't have to agree to debates. So in this instance Obama had the negotiating leverage to choose formats and moderators that he would think to be to his benefit. The next time there is an incumbent Republican calling the shots, which would be 2016, let's hope he has the balls to force some radical changes on the debate commissionwith more neutral format and non-MSM moderators, and shames them into maintaining that standard no matter the party of the incumbent.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at October 19, 2012 01:44 AM (nZvGM)

652 643
Strictly BYOB. By the way, whoever the asshole was that swiped my hooch...I dickwiped the bottle. How do deze nutz taste lulz

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 01:41 AM

Meh. A bit salty, actually. Still good, though. You want it back?

Posted by: otho at October 19, 2012 01:44 AM (yBF/9)

653 590
@584

does you state have initiatives/propositions?

I'm in cali, we have a bunch on the ballot this time around

cutting through the bs to figure out if it valid or not is tough

bond issues are the same


Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 01:17 AM (uLTng)


I finally decided "no" to the lot. Everything that sounded halfway good at first blush had some trojan horse thing in the actual wording.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 01:44 AM (kaalw)

654 We gotta find a way, any way, to stop this shilling shit. Its undermining the process. Posted by: @PurpAv at October 19, 2012 01:37 AM (pFU0Y)

Seems like some of the problem could be resolved with a timer and an automatic off switch on the microphone. Pull a question out of a bingo drum and alternate who starts first. Questions get reviewed and vetted by a panel of rabid lefties and rabid righties - they have to be approved by both before they go in the bingo drum.

Moderator does nothing but pull questions.

Posted by: someone at October 19, 2012 01:44 AM (bqjJT)

655 644 kinlaw,

Without that first debate we would probably be looking at losing this election. Just taking your ball and going home is not a good strategy.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 19, 2012 01:45 AM (ccXZP)

656 Re Castro:

Just kill the sonofabitch and be done with it.

Whatever it takes, just kill the bastard.

What's so difficult about this?

Posted by: Scobface at October 19, 2012 01:45 AM (IoNBC)

657 649 LOL just read this again:"Well the ONT was originally created to keep the morons occupied at night"we need to be kept busy, so we don't hurt ourselves, lolcan you say short bus?
Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 01:44 AM (uLTng)
Thought you went night night!

Posted by: lou's a girl at October 19, 2012 01:45 AM (2Nzn8)

658 You, me...we're all morons! And I am your King!

Posted by: Arthur, King of the Morons at October 19, 2012 01:42 AM (yh0zB)


No we're not, we're an anarcho-syndicalist collective...l

Posted by: Dennis, who is neither old nor a womyn at October 19, 2012 01:45 AM (sZTYJ)

659 There's only enough tits in the world for three
years and eight months of uninterrupted new programming, we can use the
rest for politics.

Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2012 01:44 AM (FcR7P)


And then after the elections it's nothing but re-runs.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 01:46 AM (yh0zB)

660 598
Time to get a sample ballot. Voting straight R, but want to look at them pesky local bond issues.



Posted by: Craig Poe at October 19, 2012 01:14 AM (BVkEs)



Never EVER vote yes on a bond issue. It will cost much more than
the bond it for, and it just encourages the issuing government to waste
all their other money AND the bond money as an excuse for spending even
more!

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 19, 2012 01:19 AM (sZTYJ)


Simple rule on bond issues -- have they paid off the last ones?

Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 01:46 AM (kaalw)

661 @645

and who are you , who are so wise in the way of science?

Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 01:46 AM (uLTng)

662 Hey, wait a second....

Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 01:46 AM (kaalw)

663 You guys were going to sneak the number past me while I was reading upthread, weren't you?

Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 01:47 AM (kaalw)

664 I'm on to you, now.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 01:47 AM (kaalw)

665 And then after the elections it's nothing but re-runs.

No, no, no. There's a new crop every four years!

Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2012 01:47 AM (FcR7P)

666 Meh. A bit salty, actually. Still good, though. You want it back?



Posted by: otho at October 19, 2012 01:44 AM (yBF/9)


After you backwashed in it? Nah, I'm good.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 01:47 AM (yh0zB)

667 Monkey tits

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 19, 2012 01:47 AM (ccXZP)

668 i think ace finally passed out...

Posted by: D. Hopper at October 19, 2012 01:47 AM (AVfT8)

669 Or maybe just talking to myself....

Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 01:47 AM (kaalw)

670 @657

sorry for the confusion lou, I was just telling logprof that I wasn't going to be driving, going anywhere (but bed)

doesn't matter, Im stone cold sober :-(

Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 01:48 AM (uLTng)

671 w00t! got it without even looking!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 01:48 AM (yh0zB)

672
StPatrick_TN
I've read Bawer at Frontpage. The Islamization of EuropeI've been following for about eleven years. Also good is Bat Ye'or on Eurabia and Melanie Phillips on Londonistan.Spencer at Jihad Watch keeps track on a daily basis.

Link to Bawer's FP aricles below:

Posted by: Beagle at October 19, 2012 01:48 AM (sOtz/)

673
We gotta find a way, any way, to stop this shilling shit. Its undermining the process.


Posted by: @PurpAv at October 19, 2012 01:37 AM (pFU0Y)




We need to fight back and call them on it. Publish the deltas in time allowed, number of interruptions, etc. Start with making an example out of Crowley.

And have someone with a fucking clue and a disrespect for the media approve the venues, formats and moderators like you all have been suggesting.

Posted by: rd says Crowley and CNN are idiots at October 19, 2012 01:49 AM (zLp5I)

674 Who the fuck is still on the ont?

Posted by: lou's a girl at October 19, 2012 01:49 AM (2Nzn8)

675 doesn't matter, Im stone cold sober :-(


Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 01:48 AM (uLTng)



those may be the saddest words ever uttered on an ONT...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 01:50 AM (yh0zB)

676 Who the fuck is still on the ont?

We have a West Coast, ya know...

Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2012 01:50 AM (FcR7P)

677 @669

you aren't going to drop the number of the beast on us tonight, elder god

maybe tomorrow

Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 01:50 AM (uLTng)

678 I still here.

Posted by: BignJames at October 19, 2012 01:50 AM (HtUkt)

679 Fighting back starts with cancelling your cable. And any lib newspapers.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at October 19, 2012 01:50 AM (nZvGM)

680 If your election cycle lasts more than four years, you might want to consult a topologist.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 19, 2012 01:51 AM (6W127)

681 Who the fuck is still on the ont?

Posted by: lou's a girl at October 19, 2012 01:49 AM (2Nzn


Yo ho!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 01:51 AM (yh0zB)

682 674 Who the fuck is still on the ont?

Posted by: lou's a girl at October 19, 2012 01:49 AM (2Nzn


Frig off

Posted by: Randy Bo-Bandy at October 19, 2012 01:51 AM (jKE+Z)

683 670 @657sorry for the confusion lou, I was just telling logprof that I wasn't going to be driving, going anywhere (but bed)doesn't matter, Im stone cold sober :-(
Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 01:48 AM (uLTng)
Thats ok, I am always the drunk bitch on the ont! Love You, mean it!

Posted by: lou's a girl at October 19, 2012 01:51 AM (2Nzn8)

684 @675

I can get dq'ed from this thing for being sober, I think

for god's sake don't tell maetenloch

Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 01:52 AM (uLTng)

685 Yo ho ho and a bottle of *squints* heif-en-wietzen...hefe-watzen...hefe-wiezen...howdafuck do you say that anyway?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 01:53 AM (yh0zB)

686
Have you seen the internals in that PA poll? Whoa, they asked the undecideds how they were leaning:

Don't Know: 44%....
Romney: 42%....
Obama: 5%....!


Now, that's DOOM by my reading...

Posted by: Meremortal, oh yes at October 19, 2012 01:53 AM (1Y+hH)

687 Hiya, lous!

Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 01:54 AM (kaalw)

688 I got a fifth of Windsor Canadian liquor (mostly drained), plus a bonus tweaker of Canadian Club.

Ahoy!

Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 01:54 AM (jKE+Z)

689 ]Who the fuck is still on the ont?

We have a West Coast, ya know...

Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2012 01:50 AM (FcR7P )


No one is. We are all figments of you imagination...

Posted by: The Political Hat, A Figment of Your Imagination at October 19, 2012 01:54 AM (sZTYJ)

690 @674

me too lou

(ooh a rhymey)

Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 01:54 AM (uLTng)

691 Yo ho ho and a bottle of *squints* heif-en-wietzen...hefe-watzen...hefe-wiezen...howdafuck do you say that anyway?

Heffavightson. (Eesh. Not sure that makes it any easier.)

Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2012 01:54 AM (FcR7P)

692 Five percent!!! Whozza idiotic bassads that's still voting for Hairplugs and Choomer Go To Washington???

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 01:54 AM (yh0zB)

693 Heffavightson. (Eesh. Not sure that makes it any easier.)

Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2012 01:54 AM (FcR7P)



that's easy for YOU to say...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 01:55 AM (yh0zB)

694 Watching project runway, always gay guy wins it, yeah, we know, gays are the ones who get to decide what women wear.
How about this, not any women I know is a size 1 gay guys, maybe you should get a fucking clue, just my opinion!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at October 19, 2012 01:56 AM (2Nzn8)

695 that's easy for YOU to say...

Well, I'm drinking gin. Doesn't get much easier than that.

Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2012 01:56 AM (FcR7P)

696
682 674 Who the fuck is still on the ont? Posted by: lou's a girl at October 19, 2012 01:49 AM
Frig off
Posted by: Randy Bo-Bandy at October 19, 2012 01:51 AM

In this ONT it's one motherfucker for one and all motherfucker for all motherfuckers.

Posted by: j-roc at October 19, 2012 01:56 AM (yBF/9)

697 I wish I was drunk.

Posted by: Beagle at October 19, 2012 01:56 AM (sOtz/)

698 685
Yo ho ho and a bottle of *squints* heif-en-wietzen...hefe-watzen...hefe-wiezen...howdafuck do you say that anyway?


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 01:53 AM (yh0zB)


Unlike the BS "i before e except after c or when sounded like 'a' like in neighbor and weigh" that we put up with in English, German is really easy.

'ei' sounds like the 'i' in "nice"; 'ie' sounds like it does in "piece".

Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 01:57 AM (kaalw)

699 697 I wish I was drunk.


Just hold your breath.....same effect.

Posted by: BignJames at October 19, 2012 01:58 AM (HtUkt)

700 @697

same here :-(

Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 01:58 AM (uLTng)

701 693
Heffavightson. (Eesh. Not sure that makes it any easier.)



Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2012 01:54 AM (FcR7P)



that's easy for YOU to say...


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 01:55 AM (yh0zB)


And here I was thinking the American midwest pronunciation: "brewski".

Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 01:58 AM (kaalw)

702
I'm thinking this election will be the death of me if....
wait! let me try that again....

Posted by: Richard at October 19, 2012 01:59 AM (5t/xx)

703 'ei' sounds like the 'i' in "nice"; 'ie' sounds like it does in "piece".


Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 01:57 AM (kaalw)


heffa-wheezin...got it!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 01:59 AM (yh0zB)

704 Yo ho!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 01:51 AM (yh0zB)

Who you calling a ho?? Just fucking with ya.

Tim Gunn bothered by a bra, so fabuulouss!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at October 19, 2012 01:59 AM (2Nzn8)

705 Posted by: Beagle at October 19, 2012 01:56 AM (sOtz/)



Heyyyyyyy, you know Charlie Darwin named his ship after you, ya lucky dog ya!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 02:00 AM (yh0zB)

706 'ei' sounds like the 'i' in "nice"; 'ie' sounds like it does in "piece".


Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 01:57 AM (kaalw)


heffa-wheezin...got it!


Unless you're dyslectic!

Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2012 02:00 AM (FcR7P)

707 lou, the fashion industry is run by old women and gay men

is it any surprise that they want women to look like either boys (for the gays) or look like shit (so the old women aren't jealous)?

Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 02:01 AM (uLTng)

708 694
Watching project runway, always gay guy wins it, yeah, we know, gays are the ones who get to decide what women wear.

How about this, not any women I know is a size 1 gay guys, maybe you should get a fucking clue, just my opinion!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at October 19, 2012 01:56 AM (2Nzn


So how come the people who ran out to congratulate the guy were all hot blonde girls? I was walking through while the BH was watching and thought, "wow -- a straight guy got it for once!"

Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 02:01 AM (kaalw)

709 Iron Butterfly Theme:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDoWtqIGUjY

And with that until I sober up and drag myself to work as I zot stuff and read a lenghthy manual as a "refresher" on how not to die a horrible, horrible death...

Night all.

Posted by: The Political Hat, A Figment of Your Imagination at October 19, 2012 02:01 AM (sZTYJ)

710 gahh...wtf is this stupid show four dickheads making each other do stupid shit...call it the 'get-your-ass-kicked show'

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 02:01 AM (yh0zB)

711 Unlike the BS "i before e except after c or when sounded like 'a' like in neighbor and weigh" that we put up with in English, German is really easy.

'ei' sounds like the 'i' in "nice"; 'ie' sounds like it does in "piece".

Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 01:57 AM (kaalw)

--As my German prof said in college:

"Spanish and French, few rules, many exceptions.

German, many rules, no exceptions."

Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 02:02 AM (jKE+Z)

712
"gays are the ones who get to decide what women wear"

Bingo! This is why fashion models are usually boyish and boobless skeletons. Karl Lagerfeld is, brace yourself, gay. He's always prattling on about how models aren't too skinny. If your beauty ideal is a fourteen year old boy, and his is, I guess it all makes sense.

Posted by: Beagle at October 19, 2012 02:02 AM (sOtz/)

713 'night Hat

Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 02:03 AM (uLTng)

714 Unless you're dyslectic!

Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2012 02:00 AM (FcR7P)


heh...gotta go get another heifer-wheezin! (sounds like what happens when cows fuck...)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 02:04 AM (yh0zB)

715 Evening folks. Couldn't get to sleep for a number of reasons so here I am.
Could probably use the two internetz beers someone told me they'd buy me if K-State beat OU but I can't remember who it was.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 19, 2012 02:04 AM (ma+gB)

716 @712

see my post @707

beat you to it

boys

Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 02:04 AM (uLTng)

717 I once was the controller at a tech company where our chief engineer was Swiss. He had a sign up in the lab that said, "Heaven is where the help is English, the cooks are French, the lovers are Italian, and it's all managed by the Swiss; hell is where the help is French, the cooks are English, the lovers are Swiss, and it's all managed by Italians."

Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 02:05 AM (kaalw)

718 649
LOL just read this again:

"Well the ONT was originally created to keep the morons occupied at night"

we need to be kept busy, so we don't hurt ourselves, lol

can you say short bus?


Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 01:44 AM (uLTng)


i was thinking chafing....

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 19, 2012 02:07 AM (r7Ddb)

719 So how come the people who ran out to congratulate the guy were all hot blonde girls? I was walking through while the BH was watching and thought, "wow -- a straight guy got it for once!"
Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 02:01 AM (kaalw)
Well, dvr'd it. So still on the first part. But Thats ok, I really have been over Project Runway for at least a bit.
You will be proud of me, my step-daughter is going to vote Romney, Yeah, proud mama!

Posted by: lou's a girl at October 19, 2012 02:07 AM (2Nzn8)

720 717 I could see that.

Posted by: BignJames at October 19, 2012 02:07 AM (HtUkt)

721 I'm from the STREETS Tagg!

Posted by: Larry "O-Dog" O'Donell at October 19, 2012 02:07 AM (8HhF2)

722 717 I once was the controller at a tech company where our chief engineer was Swiss. He had a sign up in the lab that said, "Heaven is where the help is English, the cooks are French, the lovers are Italian, and it's all managed by the Swiss; hell is where the help is French, the cooks are English, the lovers are Swiss, and it's all managed by Italians."

Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 02:05 AM (kaalw)

--The usual punchline is that in hell you wind up with a Japanese house, a Chinese job, an English chef, and an American wife.

Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 02:08 AM (jKE+Z)

723 looks like we finally hit the magic number of 721, so its off to bed for me

no, its not really a magic number

I am going to go to bed so i at least can DREAM about getting drunk

night-night 'rons and 'ettes

Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 02:10 AM (uLTng)

724 night kinlaw

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 02:10 AM (yh0zB)

725 --The usual punchline is that in hell you wind up with a Japanese house, a Chinese job, an English chef, and an American wife.

Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 02:08 AM (jKE+Z)


He's Swiss, so you get the all-European version.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 02:11 AM (kaalw)

726 hell is where the help is French, the cooks are English, the lovers are Swiss, and it's all managed by Italians."

And Libyan security.

Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2012 02:11 AM (FcR7P)

727 'night, kinlaw.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 02:11 AM (kaalw)

728 And again History Channel goes off the tracks. 'Lost Magic Decoded.' Really? What next? 'Magic of the Freemason Aliens?'

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 19, 2012 02:11 AM (6W127)

729 Was there a straight guy?

Posted by: lou's a girl at October 19, 2012 02:11 AM (2Nzn8)

730 726
hell is where the help is French, the cooks are English, the lovers are Swiss, and it's all managed by Italians."



And Libyan security.

Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2012 02:11 AM (FcR7P)


....and Marxist Kenyan leadership.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 02:12 AM (kaalw)

731 What next? 'Magic of the Freemason Aliens?'


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 19, 2012 02:11 AM (6W127)


Nah, they played that earlier, right after "The Knights Templar and the Alien Freemason Connection"

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 02:12 AM (yh0zB)

732 729
Was there a straight guy?

Posted by: lou's a girl at October 19, 2012 02:11 AM (2Nzn


I'm not sure. I just noted that the young women that ran out and threw themselves on the winner had me thinking he might not be gay.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 02:13 AM (kaalw)

733 Pass the Choom

Posted by: Zakn at October 19, 2012 02:14 AM (SVKpG)

734 http://tinyurl.com/8bwv2q7

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 02:15 AM (yh0zB)

735
Holy crap, I'm about to complain about a cough. See link below.
I think the Mucinex just kicked in. G'nite morons and moronettes. Hope you have a good Friday.

Posted by: Beagle at October 19, 2012 02:15 AM (sOtz/)

736 OMG could the gay guys be any gayer, really, how do they push the envelope on gayness? Just asking!
Shit, was that politically incorrect?

Posted by: lou's a girl at October 19, 2012 02:16 AM (2Nzn8)

737 He's Swiss, so you get the all-European version.

But if she were Swiss, she should make you cocoa ...

Posted by: Adriane is not Julia Child and can't cook for beans ... at October 19, 2012 02:17 AM (/OhbZ)

738 Well I guess I'll be going without those two beers tonight.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 19, 2012 02:18 AM (6Zy+s)

739 I just noted that the young women that ran out and threw themselves on the winner had me thinking he might not be gay.


Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 02:13 AM (kaalw)


http://tinyurl.com/6ns4vl

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 02:18 AM (yh0zB)

740 http://tinyurl.com/8bwv2q7
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde


Man, he was working the keyboard! Is that a Jerry Lee Lewis song?

Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2012 02:18 AM (FcR7P)

741 @688 logprof- Why would you do that to yourself? Canada knows how to make whiskey like Czechoslovakia knows how to make cars.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 19, 2012 02:18 AM (9Taqp)

742
728 And again History Channel goes off the tracks. 'Lost Magic Decoded.' Really? What next? 'Magic of the Freemason Aliens?'

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 19, 2012 02:11 AM


"Bigfoot Blitzkriegid Sasquatch really fly the Stukas?"

Posted by: otho at October 19, 2012 02:19 AM (yBF/9)

743 715 Evening folks. Couldn't get to sleep for a number of reasons so here I am. Could probably use the two internetz beers someone told me they'd buy me if K-State beat OU but I can't remember who it was.
Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 19, 2012 02:04 AM (ma+gB)
Well, I am gonna buy you a beer. You guys kicked OU's ass. Congrats!! We are not going anywhere this year!

Posted by: lou's a girl at October 19, 2012 02:19 AM (2Nzn8)

744 Posted by: Adriane is not Julia Child and can't cook for beans ... at October 19, 2012 02:17 AM (/OhbZ)



gotta have a nice hambone for beans

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 02:19 AM (yh0zB)

745 Adele - Rumor has it ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti3t7MAwaaM

Posted by: Adriane is not Julia Child and can't cook for beans ... at October 19, 2012 02:19 AM (/OhbZ)

746 Well GGE, lets hope the magic aliens don't take this car as a sample. If they do we are doomed.
http://www.thesamba.com/vw/classifieds/detail.php?id=1337573

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 19, 2012 02:19 AM (6W127)

747 Is that a Jerry Lee Lewis song?

Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2012 02:18 AM (FcR7P)



Dunno. Maybe?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 02:20 AM (yh0zB)

748 741 @688 logprof- Why would you do that to yourself? Canada knows how to make whiskey like Czechoslovakia knows how to make cars.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 19, 2012 02:18 AM (9Taqp)

--Because it was cheap (for Manitoba [legally]))

Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 02:21 AM (jKE+Z)

749 And Terri Garr says, "That must have been some big Stuuka"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 19, 2012 02:21 AM (6W127)

750 1962 Karmann Ghia Roadster. This is a one of a kind
vehicle. It has been customized and is a real attention getter. Trophy
winner. I just put a new 1600cc remanufactured engine in it. It has
MSD Ignition. Green w/ Gold Metal flake paint. The rear has been
customized with 1959 Plymouth fins. Looks like a Batmobile only green.
Thunderbird Hood scoop. Triumph molded rear bumper. Thunderbird
bucket seats with imitation leopard cloth interior. 4 wheel disc brakes.
Custom wheels. the roadster portion was made with a hood off of an
1989 oldsmobile. This car has no top so it must be garaged. Runs strong
and no rust. has air shocks on rear. Am/Fm Cassette radio.




O! M! G! This is made of awesome and WIN! LOL! I WANT THIS CAR!!! Imitation leopard cloth interior??? WANT! LIKE! BURNING!!!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 02:23 AM (yh0zB)

751 gotta have a nice hambone for beans

hmmm. Know any nice horny comedians ?

Posted by: Adriane is not Julia Child and can't cook for beans ... at October 19, 2012 02:24 AM (/OhbZ)

752 it probably isn't as funny as I think it is right now...but I can't stop laughing at it! And it's GREEN, which is the PERFECT color!!!


like the time i stole the traffic cone, it probably won't seem like such a good idea once i'm sober...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 02:25 AM (yh0zB)

753 hmmm. Know any nice horny comedians ?

Posted by: Adriane is not Julia Child and can't cook for beans ... at October 19, 2012 02:24 AM (/OhbZ)



*tries hard to be funny*

oh wait...you drop it in the boiling water with the beans...never mind...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 02:26 AM (yh0zB)

754 Yep GGE. I wonder what kind of awards he won. "Most creative custom car, First Place." Then the fine print reads, 'created by an idiot huffing paint.'

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 19, 2012 02:27 AM (6W127)

755 750 "one of a kind"

Yeah....I know why.

Posted by: BignJames at October 19, 2012 02:28 AM (HtUkt)

756 @748 logprof- Ah. I generally like Canada, but could never live with their high booze prices / taxes.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 19, 2012 02:28 AM (9Taqp)

757 Heres to you, and heres to me, and if we ever disagree, fuck you, and heres to me!!
Tee hee. Love ya late night morons!

Posted by: lou's a girl at October 19, 2012 02:30 AM (2Nzn8)

758
No, from my perspective over the last 9 years here on this site,
The ONT helped me stay sane....and also let me channel my inner insane.

This site is a gift.

Night to you the MandM's

Posted by: Richard at October 19, 2012 02:30 AM (5t/xx)

759 HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I just notice the hood scoop is on the rear deck lid...which is where the motor is so it makes sense but it looks funny as hell...I mean, it's a non-functioning item anyway so why not put it up front where it at least wont look as stupid? Must have been where the paint huffing came in.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 02:31 AM (yh0zB)

760 oh wait...you drop it in the boiling water with the beans...never mind...

no!

no, no no no no!

The frog gets into the pot with the beans and then you turn the heat up ...

Posted by: Adriane is not Julia Child and can't cook for beans ... at October 19, 2012 02:31 AM (/OhbZ)

761 756 @748 logprof- Ah. I generally like Canada, but could never live with their high booze prices / taxes.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 19, 2012 02:28 AM (9Taqp)

--Yep, I go weekly to ND, and never miss a chance to buy my allowance of booze at the far cheaper US rate.

Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 02:31 AM (jKE+Z)

762 Tee hee. Love ya late night morons!

Posted by: lou's a girl at October 19, 2012 02:30 AM (2Nzn

Love ya! Mean it! lol

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 02:32 AM (yh0zB)

763 736
OMG could the gay guys be any gayer, really, how do they push the envelope on gayness? Just asking!

Shit, was that politically incorrect?

Posted by: lou's a girl at October 19, 2012 02:16 AM (2Nzn




The problem that gay guys have is that they are a minority -- let's just posit 5%, although that's a source of contention. That means they've got to have some way of "advertising" for potential partners that can overcome 95% noise -- so they have to shout their availability 20x louder.



Hetero guys shower, dress nice, try to act witty and sophisticated.....now just amp that up by a factor of 20, even without attempting to skew it toward their desired audience. Instead of a 10-minute shower, try 200 minutes of primping; instead of dressing nice, try mimicking a fashion model; instead of acting witty and sophisticated, try being the life of the party.



It's not their fault, really -- the math is against them. It'd be like a Jewish guy who won't shut up about the yeshiva -- it's annoying to goys, but it increases his chances of finding a "nice girl" that he can take home.




Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 02:32 AM (kaalw)

764 no, no no no no!



The frog gets into the pot with the beans and then you turn the heat up ...

Posted by: Adriane is not Julia Child and can't cook for beans ... at October 19, 2012 02:31 AM (/OhbZ)


Ah! That's what I'm doing wrong then...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 02:33 AM (yh0zB)

765
OH!
You have just one shoppin day till I stamp the "55" on the life mileage card.


night.

Posted by: Richard at October 19, 2012 02:35 AM (5t/xx)

766 I am glad this is cracking you up GGE. Sometimes people take the shape of Karmann Ghia, a car design that got put up as pure art by a New York museum, in such a wrong and horrifying direction, it just boggles the mind while making you roll on the floor busting a guy laughing.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 19, 2012 02:36 AM (6W127)

767 760
oh wait...you drop it in the boiling water with the beans...never mind...



no!



no, no no no no!



The frog gets into the pot with the beans and then you turn the heat up ...

Posted by: Adriane is not Julia Child and can't cook for beans ... at October 19, 2012 02:31 AM (/OhbZ)


No, no, no, no, no..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LxC3M-Yngs

Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 02:38 AM (kaalw)

768 Happy B-day Richard! Anna, I actually like the Karmann Ghia, it's my favorite flat-four VW, but what he's done to this poor car is just criminal. As you say, it's so horrible it's high-larious.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 02:39 AM (yh0zB)

769 Night all

Posted by: lou's a girl at October 19, 2012 02:39 AM (2Nzn8)

770 doctor...is there nothing i can take..

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 02:40 AM (yh0zB)

771 Love ya! Mean it! lol
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 02:32 AM (yh0zB)
You too!

Posted by: lou's a girl at October 19, 2012 02:40 AM (2Nzn8)

772 G'night lous!

Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 02:41 AM (kaalw)

773 Happy birthday Richard.

GGE, I joke about the KGs that they are the world's slowest Italian sports car. Geez, did they drag this one out of a pond?
http://www.thesamba.com/vw/classifieds/detail.php?id=1259418

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 19, 2012 02:42 AM (6W127)

774 Night lou!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 02:42 AM (yh0zB)

775 Is there a picture of this Karmann Ghia?

Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 02:42 AM (kaalw)

776 Cya Lou

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 19, 2012 02:44 AM (6W127)

777 http://www.thesamba.com/vw/classifieds/detail.php?id=1259418


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 19, 2012 02:42 AM (6W127)



wow...where's the rest of it?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 02:44 AM (yh0zB)

778 cooth, it's here:


http://www.thesamba.com/vw/classifieds/detail.php?id=1337573

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 02:46 AM (yh0zB)

779 777
http://www.thesamba.com/vw/classifieds/detail.php?id=1259418




Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 19, 2012 02:42 AM (6W127)



wow...where's the rest of it?


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 02:44 AM (yh0zB)


Still on the bottom of the pond?

Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 02:46 AM (kaalw)

780 Good night, lou's,
Don't be a monkey and fling your poos
Thanks fer sharin' yer interesting views,
I hope you get some wonderful news!

Posted by: Adriane is not Julia Child and can't cook for beans ... at October 19, 2012 02:47 AM (/OhbZ)

781 778
cooth, it's here:


http://www.thesamba.com/vw/classifieds/detail.php?id=1337573


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 02:46 AM (yh0zB)


Wow. The little headrest thingies are an interesting touch.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 02:49 AM (kaalw)

782 Happy Birthday, Richard ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkqeXB-75Pw

Posted by: Adriane is not Julia Child and can't cook for beans ... at October 19, 2012 02:49 AM (/OhbZ)

783 Cthulhu, the green scary KG post #746 is the link.

There isn't the rest of it. It is an early 1969 Karmann Ghia cabriolet missing its top. And I do not see the top frame in the pictures of parts.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 19, 2012 02:49 AM (6W127)

784 The Widmer Brother's Hefeweizen is kind of wheaty, not bitter at all, sort of halfway between a lager and a stout maybe (what do i know about beer, nothing is what but I know what I like). I still like the IPA better, but this is OK.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 02:49 AM (yh0zB)

785 Hefeweizen:






"Hefe" means yeast, "Weizen" means wheat.
Hefeweizen is a top fermented, unfiltered, bottle conditioned wheat
beer with a noticeable yeast sediment and a cloudy appearance.
Wheat beers are also referred to as Weissbiers (white beers)
because before the invention of pale lagers and pale ales, most
beers were dark. Wheat beers were the exception
as the wheat content lightened the colour of the beer.

Hefeweizens are usually quite sweet and fruity, with a full body.
The typical hefeweizen taste, which distinguishes it from its
Belgian wheat beer cousins is produced by the types of yeast used in
Bavaria. There are often medicinal or clove
flavours, produced by chemicals called phenols engendered by the
yeast. Other chemicals produced by the yeast, called esters,
produce bubble gum, banana and vanilla flavours.
Esters are also used in sweets like pear drops or fruit gums.
Hefeweizens are very lightly hopped
so have little bitterness and harshness. The ratio of wheat
to barley malt used is commonly
around 50:50 but the wheat portion may rise to as much as 70%.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 02:53 AM (kaalw)

786 i think i have lost my mind and am posting classic rock videos for Robert on Bookface. i cant sleep as the rotten little nekkid facehugger alien i call a cat refuses to sleep anywhere but on my shoulder against my cheek. ACDC just isnt the same without Bon Scott. SIGH.



Sleep would be nice. Kittens were extra cute and funny today. The horses were all well behaved, even Uncle Horse. And Ellie, who both saw the vet today.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 19, 2012 02:53 AM (r7Ddb)

787
Hefeweizens are usually quite sweet and fruity, with a full body.

The typical hefeweizen taste, which distinguishes it from its

Belgian wheat beer cousins is produced by the types of yeast used in

Bavaria. There are often medicinal or clove

flavours, produced by chemicals called phenols engendered by the

yeast. Other chemicals produced by the yeast, called esters,

produce bubble gum, banana and vanilla flavours.

Esters are also used in sweets like pear drops or fruit gums.

Hefeweizens are very lightly hopped

so have little bitterness and harshness. The ratio of wheat

to barley malt used is commonly

around 50:50 but the wheat portion may rise to as much as 70%.


Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 02:53 AM (kaalw)


i dunno if you know this, coothie, but i mostly only wanna drink a Hef if its gonna be a beer for me. i prefer the more vanilla notes to it. Unfiltered are nice, too.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 19, 2012 02:56 AM (r7Ddb)

788 When they say "top fermented", this generally means that it uses an ale yeast at a higher fermenting temperature than the usual lagers.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 02:56 AM (kaalw)

789 Yeah Verily, Where is The Robert?

I haven't seen him swoop in for the kill for a bit ...

This would be me ... if I owned a game ...

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1181592539-kittehsUntitled2.b.jpg

Posted by: Adriane ... at October 19, 2012 02:58 AM (/OhbZ)

790 Sleep would be nice. Kittens were extra cute and
funny today. The horses were all well behaved, even Uncle Horse. And
Ellie, who both saw the vet today.


Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 19, 2012 02:53 AM (r7Ddb)


How's Uncle Horse? Why did he have the vet today? It doesn't seem very long since his last vet visit....

Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 02:58 AM (kaalw)

791 Speaking of aliens, looks like Gushka is being held hostage by hers.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 19, 2012 02:59 AM (6W127)

792 i dunno if you know this, coothie, but i mostly only
wanna drink a Hef if its gonna be a beer for me. i prefer the more
vanilla notes to it. Unfiltered are nice, too.




Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 19, 2012 02:56 AM (r7Ddb)


Well, now I know what to bring if I want to meet Uncle Horse IRL!

Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 02:59 AM (kaalw)

793 I'm overseas now, and have NFL Game Pass which means I can watch every game if I want to, commercial free, for a hundred bucks.

Please don't tell me the scores...because I plan to watch Thurs. Night on Saturday Morning!

Almost overdosing on football...a game every night.

Posted by: Sexypig at October 19, 2012 03:02 AM (pvoP4)

794 Gushie, I recommend the Widmer Brother's Hefeweizen. It's pretty good, I think, but then again I'm not a beer snob or anything.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 03:02 AM (yh0zB)

795
How's Uncle Horse? Why did he have the vet today? It doesn't seem very long since his last vet visit....


Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 02:58 AM (kaalw)


we took the bandages off his foot and are keeping an eye on it. its kinda hot but no longer weeping pus. hopefully we are in the home stretch!!!!
hes got three new feral kittens from a new kitty that showed up in the hay barn. Three black, one grey striped . i was mulling naming the three black ones Soot, Cinder, and Ace. the grey one is flash. I almost never see her and i have only seen mom once.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 19, 2012 03:04 AM (r7Ddb)

796 OK, enough of the heiferwheezen, I'm getting an IPA now.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 03:05 AM (yh0zB)

797 793 I'm overseas now, and have NFL Game Pass which means I can watch every game if I want to, commercial free, for a hundred bucks.

Please don't tell me the scores...because I plan to watch Thurs. Night on Saturday Morning!

Almost overdosing on football...a game every night.

Posted by: Sexypig at October 19, 2012 03:02 AM (pvoP4)

--I won't tell, but just say that my one fantasy team involved did so-so vs. my opponent.

Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 03:08 AM (jKE+Z)

798 795

How's Uncle Horse? Why did he have the vet today? It doesn't seem very long since his last vet visit....




Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 02:58 AM (kaalw)


we
took the bandages off his foot and are keeping an eye on it. its kinda
hot but no longer weeping pus. hopefully we are in the home stretch!!!!
hes
got three new feral kittens from a new kitty that showed up in the hay
barn. Three black, one grey striped . i was mulling naming the three
black ones Soot, Cinder, and Ace. the grey one is flash. I almost never
see her and i have only seen mom once.


Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 19, 2012 03:04 AM (r7Ddb)


Oh, so this was a check that there's no infection trapped inside the otherwise apparently good healing?

What is he going to do with that many cats? I mean -- any more and he'll have to face the infamous problem of herding them.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 03:10 AM (kaalw)

799 794
Gushie, I recommend the Widmer Brother's Hefeweizen. It's pretty good, I think, but then again I'm not a beer snob or anything.


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 03:02 AM (yh0zB)


neither am i. My beer drinking is confined mostly to sitting in the red chair under the big tree by the barn with a cat in my lap, feeling mellow kind of activity.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 19, 2012 03:10 AM (r7Ddb)

800 hes got three new feral kittens from a new kitty that showed up in the hay barn. Three black, one grey striped .

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 19, 2012 03:04 AM (r7Ddb)


At this rate, even if you fix them all, you will have 200 by next October!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 19, 2012 03:11 AM (bxiXv)

801
Oh, so this was a check that there's no infection trapped inside the otherwise apparently good healing?

What is he going to do with that many cats? I mean -- any more and he'll have to face the infamous problem of herding them.


Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 03:10 AM (kaalw)


i catch them and fix them. many leave home without comment. my feed barn has no rats. neither does my stable.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 19, 2012 03:12 AM (r7Ddb)

802 My beer drinking is confined mostly to sitting in
the red chair under the big tree by the barn with a cat in my lap,
feeling mellow kind of activity.


Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 19, 2012 03:10 AM (r7Ddb)


It would be a good one for that methinks.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 03:14 AM (yh0zB)

803 For those that love the kittehs but not TFG ...

http://tinyurl.com/8fjrkze

Posted by: Adriane at October 19, 2012 03:15 AM (/OhbZ)

804 And now I feel like a jackass. The very first line Maet said he was feeling tired and under the weather. Hope you get to feeling better soon Maet!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 03:16 AM (yh0zB)

805 At this rate, even if you fix them all, you will have 200 by next October!



Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 19, 2012 03:11 AM (bxiXv)






sadly the varmits and owls make sure thats not an issue

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 19, 2012 03:16 AM (r7Ddb)

806 I can't believe I'm still awake.

Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 03:18 AM (jKE+Z)

807 802
My beer drinking is confined mostly to sitting in

the red chair under the big tree by the barn with a cat in my lap,

feeling mellow kind of activity.




Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 19, 2012 03:10 AM (r7Ddb)


It would be a good one for that methinks.


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 03:14 AM (yh0zB)


i will suggest Grim pick some up

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 19, 2012 03:18 AM (r7Ddb)

808 Well Merovign, just tried to send you an email but just did a 503 error. Still cracking up at 'Varnish cache server.'

Good luck with your projects.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 19, 2012 03:21 AM (6W127)

809 I can't believe I'm still awake.

You're not. We've invaded your REM sleep ...

Posted by: Adriane at October 19, 2012 03:21 AM (/OhbZ)

810 logprof if you are dreaming and im in it, i feel sorry for you. Thats one weird ass dream

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 19, 2012 03:22 AM (r7Ddb)

811 808 Well Merovign, just tried to send you an email but just did a 503 error. Still cracking up at 'Varnish cache server.'

Good luck with your projects.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 19, 2012 03:21 AM (6W127)


I did not see you on "real NaNo" but the search was a little wonky. I am worried they did not pay their bills!

Will check again when I can. Which is now, duh.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 19, 2012 03:23 AM (bxiXv)

812 I made meatballs tonight and we had meatball subs with provolone cheese, they were good but now all the meatballs are gone and all I have left is sauce.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 03:27 AM (yh0zB)

813 810 logprof if you are dreaming and im in it, i feel sorry for you. Thats one weird ass dream

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 19, 2012 03:22 AM (r7Ddb)

--Nope. I have no idea what you look like. Just pretend you're a Hindu love goddess. Otherwise, my dreams are just missed opportunities and the laughter of my 5 month old son.

Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 03:28 AM (jKE+Z)

814 Just pretend you're a Hindu love goddess.

Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 03:28 AM (jKE+Z)



Is that the one with all the arms?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 03:29 AM (yh0zB)

815 Which one is the destroyer of worlds?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 03:30 AM (yh0zB)

816 Just pretend you're a Hindu love goddess.

HT_sort_of_H

http://www.gothambynight.com/scion/Kali.jpg

Posted by: Adriane at October 19, 2012 03:32 AM (/OhbZ)

817 uh...hello?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 03:32 AM (yh0zB)

818 --Nope. I have no idea what you look like. Just
pretend you're a Hindu love goddess. Otherwise, my dreams are just
missed opportunities and the laughter of my 5 month old son.

Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 03:28 AM (jKE+Z)


that works. dont forget to add pointy glasses with rhinestones on them, tho...and sticks and hay in my hair. thats how you know its me when you see me comin

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 19, 2012 03:33 AM (r7Ddb)

819 Shiva

Posted by: otho at October 19, 2012 03:33 AM (yBF/9)

820 http://www.gothambynight.com/scion/Kali.jpg

Posted by: Adriane at October 19, 2012 03:32 AM (/OhbZ)



She was on an episode of Sanctuary. OK, who's moving all my keys? I'm trying to type here!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 03:34 AM (yh0zB)

821 #815

Remo Williams

Posted by: Six at October 19, 2012 03:35 AM (gW5fI)

822 I didn't realize Romney took no salary as MA gov...and won't get any pension from MA and will actually get no pensions at all for anything he's done.

I'm thinking he'll take no salary as president as well...one more way to get a dig in at Obama, shame congress, and set an example.

http://www.cnbc.com/id/49450057

When NBC calls Obama out for lying about this...the winds are changing

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 19, 2012 03:35 AM (A1hOG)

823 818
--Nope. I have no idea what you look like. Just

pretend you're a Hindu love goddess. Otherwise, my dreams are just

missed opportunities and the laughter of my 5 month old son.



Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 03:28 AM (jKE+Z)


that works. dont forget to add pointy glasses
with rhinestones on them, tho...and sticks and hay in my hair. thats how
you know its me when you see me comin


Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 19, 2012 03:33 AM (r7Ddb)

Green Tara not the red one. shes destructive. Green Tara saves kittens and people who dont believe in her and stuff. that would be me. and shes green. which is weird, and that would be me too.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 19, 2012 03:35 AM (r7Ddb)

824 Remo Williams


Posted by: Six at October 19, 2012 03:35 AM (gW5fI)


Hell, he couldn't even kill a little Korean dude.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 03:36 AM (yh0zB)

825 I'm seconding Zakn's comment

Posted by: zeera at October 19, 2012 03:37 AM (Lv9bM)

826 Chuin will strike you dead with the claw of death!

Posted by: Six at October 19, 2012 03:37 AM (gW5fI)

827 I picked up the Torchwood Season 1 DVD set...

...Eve Myles appeals to me. That Welsh accent is bitching.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 19, 2012 03:37 AM (A1hOG)

828 Green Tara not the red one. shes destructive. Green
Tara saves kittens and people who dont believe in her and stuff. that
would be me. and shes green. which is weird, and that would be me too.




Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 19, 2012 03:35 AM (r7Ddb)


huh. I learn so much on the ONT...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 03:38 AM (yh0zB)

829 Which one is the destroyer of worlds?

Shiva


True Fact:

The Burma God Shave is the latherer of worlds ...

Posted by: Adriane at October 19, 2012 03:39 AM (/OhbZ)

830 I'm seconding Zakn's comment

Posted by: zeera at October 19, 2012 03:37 AM (Lv9bM)



Zakn had a comment? On what?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 03:39 AM (yh0zB)

831 The girl next door

http://___855.imageshack.us/___855/2746/evemyles2.jpg

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 19, 2012 03:41 AM (A1hOG)

832
True Fact:



The Burma God Shave is the latherer of worlds ...

Posted by: Adriane at October 19, 2012 03:39 AM (/OhbZ)


and Eludium Fosdex is the shaving cream atom. DAffy Duck told me so!

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 19, 2012 03:41 AM (r7Ddb)

833 I'm so drunk and bored I'm reading dailykos again. Here's a happy Kossack:


Wow - Nate Silver just posted latest numbers (7+ / 0-)

Looking pretty good....Obama 70%+

by JimE on Thu Oct 18, 2012 at 09:12:16 PM PDT




Silver has a great scam going. He reports these percentages without noting that anything under 95% is considered inside the MoE.

Posted by: schizod at October 19, 2012 03:41 AM (minbh)

834 831, link fail!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 03:42 AM (yh0zB)

835 http://www.gothambynight.com/scion/Kali.jpg

Posted by: Adriane at October 19, 2012 03:32 AM (/OhbZ)

--I have been to Calcutta, and had no idea Kali was that hot.

Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 03:42 AM (jKE+Z)

836 The movie was pretentious - The Adventure Begins.

Right.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 19, 2012 03:44 AM (6W127)

837 646 and 733

Posted by: zeera at October 19, 2012 03:44 AM (Lv9bM)

838 Gadzooks, Kali, Shiva, Burma Shave.. what next? Wait, I don't want to know.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 19, 2012 03:46 AM (6W127)

839 True story - part of the barn we had when I was a little kid was built with old wood Burma Shave signs. The guy who owned the place before we did was a sign painter back in the 1930-40-50's.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 19, 2012 03:48 AM (A1hOG)

840 and Eludium Fosdex is the shaving cream atom.

If you can't trust Daffy Duck, who can you trust?!?

Posted by: Adriane at October 19, 2012 03:50 AM (/OhbZ)

841 Over 11 years ago, I volunteered in Calcutta at Mother Teresa's house of the sick any dying in Calcutta, which was across from the great temple of Kali at Kalighat (quite deliberately so, as Mother Teresa intended to honor a site sacred to the dying in Hinduism). One of the most intense experiences in my life.

Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 03:50 AM (jKE+Z)

842 I have been to Calcutta, and had no idea Kali was that hot.

Dood - Sanctuary, those episodes with Kali. That woman was scorching hot, her monster spider form, not so much though.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 19, 2012 03:51 AM (A1hOG)

843 I had one of those early VW auto-sticks for a while. Problematic. It has a unique starter, the tranny is not as robust as the manuals. There's a full torque converter there too, so mileage suffers.

VW automatic transmissions have always been sketchy, while the manuals are near bulletproof.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 19, 2012 03:56 AM (A1hOG)

844 logprof at October 19, 2012 03:50 AM (jKE+Z)

I envy your courage.

I don't go anywhere in the world that doesn't have soft but strong toilet paper.

Posted by: Adriane at October 19, 2012 03:59 AM (/OhbZ)

845 Well roonz and roonettez, I've had enough, I'm out. Later!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 04:01 AM (yh0zB)

846 Good Night, GGE!

Take care and Better Tomorrows ...

Posted by: Adriane at October 19, 2012 04:05 AM (/OhbZ)

847 Silver has a great scam going. He reports these percentages without noting that anything under 95% is considered inside the MoE.


Until the zealots come after him with pitchforks after they come out of shock at having been lead along by the nose when the One becomes the One and Done- and they will be looking for somewhere to place the blame.

Posted by: Bete stays up at October 19, 2012 04:06 AM (8kIXE)

848 Jack Reacher trailer ...

http://www.imdb.com/list/2xiKoHfupQY/#lb-1

Posted by: Adriane at October 19, 2012 04:07 AM (/OhbZ)

849 Cya GGE.

Yeah PurpAvg, that is why they are called Semi-Auto suicides. The switch for the clutch I think was in the shifter.. you pressed down. And the goobs who constantly rode the shifter would wear the switch out.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 19, 2012 04:07 AM (6W127)

850 844 logprof at October 19, 2012 03:50 AM (jKE+Z)

I envy your courage.

I don't go anywhere in the world that doesn't have soft but strong toilet paper.

Posted by: Adriane at October 19, 2012 03:59 AM (/OhbZ)

--A few days into my trip in Hyderabad, I had a bit of a shit attack, and was glad I kept the tissues I got from my flight on Virgin Atlantic. Hoo-wee.

Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 04:09 AM (jKE+Z)

851 All right, better pack it in for good tonight.

Sleep sweet, y'all!

Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 04:10 AM (jKE+Z)

852 The movie was pretentious - The Adventure Begins.

Right.

Given the book series had been running for decades and sold millions of copies one could see how they'd want to make people think this was all part of a greater plan.

Unfortunately that plan went array as they changed things a bit much from the material and the book readers (of which I was one) didn't show up in numbers and everyone figured out the plot of the movie was more than a touch ludicrous and the whole spy/martial arts fad was kind of in a lull as well.

That and the main love interest was Captain Janeway. Not that she isn't a striking woman in her own right but she is far less than the Bond girl type fill-out-the-bikini that the genera tends to gravitate toward.

Posted by: Bete stays up at October 19, 2012 04:12 AM (8kIXE)

853 Good Night, logprof ...

May you have an ONTless REM sleep this time ...

Posted by: Adriane at October 19, 2012 04:13 AM (/OhbZ)

854 Oy Vey...

The laundry is not going to hang itself up on the hangers by itself ...

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
Before Enlightenment, haul water/chop wood,
Afterward, too!

Posted by: Adriane at October 19, 2012 04:15 AM (/OhbZ)

855 Until the zealots come after him with pitchforks
after they come out of shock at having been lead along by the nose when
the One becomes the One and Done- and they will be looking for
somewhere to place the blame.

Posted by: Bete stays up at October 19, 2012 04:06 AM (8kIXE)


It's happened before, and Nate said "Of course I was wrong. My model said I should be wrong 3 times out of 10. If I were wrong less often I would be more wrong!" Mathematically he's right, which is what makes it a great scam.

Posted by: schizoid at October 19, 2012 04:16 AM (minbh)

856 I just watched the mediaite version of Mitt's Obama roast. He did great.....but the real news was in the audience reaction.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 04:54 AM (kaalw)

857 Damn you, cthuhlu, I was about to claim a thread kill.

Posted by: schizoid at October 19, 2012 04:59 AM (minbh)

858 Morning everybody. Here's a bit of news, courtesy Hot Air:

McCasskill's husband caught deal-making... IN THE SENATE DINING ROOM.

I think we have a real good shot at MO and the senate seat, if Akin plays his cards right. I think he was on Levin's show last night.

Wow.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2012 05:03 AM (+tqYo)

859 I doubt Akin can win. Angle was up 4 points in the polls but lost by 5.
When your own party is against you you're screwed on the ground.

Posted by: schizoid at October 19, 2012 05:12 AM (minbh)

860 I might be bobbing up-and-down in the water, but I'm feeling a wave coming on.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 05:24 AM (kaalw)

861 859 Posted by: schizoid at October 19, 2012 05:12 AM (minbh)


I just hope that corruption and thievery trump a stupid remark. I honestly just can't see the voters there not holding their noses and voting Akin since Mcasskill is loathed there.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2012 05:24 AM (+tqYo)

862 I'm in Missouri. McCaskill is the phucking cryptkeeper, she is despised everywhere but for the usual Demo hideouts. She will lose. Hard. 53-45.

Posted by: bobs country buffet at October 19, 2012 05:58 AM (zaIm8)

863 Good Morning! one day closer to Victory! I just watched the video of Romney at that dinner roast thing and he was good. Even Couric and Matthews had to laugh and you can tell it was hard for them. Romney is a class act and gracious and funny. IMO you can tell he will do everything he can to turn this country around every single day.

Posted by: osu at October 19, 2012 06:53 AM (vgMWF)

864 1992 - No democrat had ever won the White House while losing Texas.

Posted by: perdogg at October 19, 2012 07:08 AM (Ttf/I)

865
13 Oy vey, I didn't know Paul Lynde was gay

You may be the only person who has ever said that . . .

*
*
Count me in, until I was a grownup, of course. If I'd ever seen this clip, I'd have been sure a lot earlier. I thought his snappy sourness was just his, y'know, comedy style!

Funny fellow, though. His delivery was everything. As Uncle Arthur on "Bewitched," to his sister Endora: "When I think of you as a blood relative . . . I long for a transfusion."

The alien on "American Dad" is modeled on his voice and mannerisms.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 19, 2012 09:35 AM (BDU/a)

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