Election Day News

Marc Elias is back. The notorious Democratic lawyer who played a critical role in the 2016 Russia hoax is again in the news. His law firm has been identified by the New York Times as part of the expanding scandal involving Democratic effort to confuse voters in Alaska with a decoy candidate named Daniel J. Sullivan.
For those familiar with Elias's checkered history, this is a case of rounding up the usual suspects.
The scandal involving Democratic candidate Mary Peltola has quickly snowballed this week. A New York Times blockbuster investigative report quotes former staff who claim she knew of a cynical effort by her own campaign and the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee to confuse voters by recruiting and fielding a decoy "Dan Sullivan" candidate in the race against incumbent Sen. Daniel S. Sullivan (R-Alaska). State and federal investigations are now unfolding, with dozens of federal subpoenas raining down on Alaska.
The effort to get voters to cast mistaken ballots is grossly unethical and, even in these rage-filled times, a uniquely disgraceful scheme. Peltola and the Democratic Party had long denied any involvement in the other Sullivan's candidacy. So when the Times produced evidence that she allegedly knew, and that Democratic staffers and lawyers had been deeply involved from the beginning, many of us were surprised -- that is, until the name "Marc Elias" emerged. Then it made more sense.
The Elias Law Group was already in the news this election cycle for threatening reporters with defamation lawsuits if they kept asking questions about the health of former Gov. Roy Cooper, the Democratic nominee for Senate in North Carolina. Earlier, Elias caused a stir during an unsuccessful Democratic gerrymandering effort, raising the idea that Democratic leaders could abolish the entire Virginia government after courts blocked their attempted radical redistricting plan.
The fact that figures such as Peltola and Cooper wanted to be associated with any law firm headed by Elias is itself an indictment of their judgment and standards.
Despite his losses in cases such as National Republican Senatorial Committee v. Federal Election Commission, Elias is still a favorite of many on the left thanks to his aggression and partisan fervor. The controversies that make him notorious to many make him popular with others.

Ryan Fournier
@RyanAFournier
1h
UNREAL: Ballots in key battleground Westchester, NY aren't fitting into scanners, and the Dem County Exec says he has "no idea" why!
Total incompetence or election interference? STAY IN LINE!

Some are saying the slots the thick paper is supposed to be fed into were deliberately tightened to block them.

Jay Gatling
@apinionsvary
3h
HOCHUL'S "WRONG SIZE PAPER" EXCUSE: WESTCHESTER'S MACHINES BREAK ON THE ONE DAY MOST REPUBLICANS VOTE!
Ballot scanners at polling sites across Westchester County have been rejecting ballots since the polls opened at 6 AM. Westchester has about 1 million residents and roughly 680,000 registered voters.
That includes about 132,000 registered Republicans, 7,400 Conservatives, and 186,000 voters who aren't enrolled in any party.
County Executive Ken Jenkins called it a "county-wide issue at all of the polling locations."
The Board of Elections blamed the "thickness" of the paper, then quietly took that word out.
Governor Hochul says it could be the "wrong size paper" and could take hours to fix.
Here's why this matters: Democrats tend to vote early and by mail. Republicans show up on Election Day. So when the machines break on Election Day, the people stuck in long lines and delays are mostly Republican voters.
Some will have to get back to work.
Some will give up and go home.
Every one of them is a vote that didn't get cast.
All of this is happening with Governor Hochul on the ballot and the Lawler race on the line.
That's a very convenient coincidence for Democrats.
Westchester, don't let them win by wearing you out. Stay in line, fill out your ballot, and make sure it goes into the orange emergency bag.

Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_
4h
NEW: Homeland Security Investigations (HSI) announces new prosecutions of non-citizens accused of voting illegally, including an Uzbek national in Wyoming who falsely attested to be a US citizen & voted, but was caught after the state began participating in the federal SAVE (Systematic Alien Verification for Entitlements) program to cross reference voter rolls against DHS databases.
The Uzbek man, Maksim Shakirov, has now pleaded guilty to voting as an alien and is scheduled to be sentenced in January.
HSI is also announcing the arrest of a Dominican non-citizen woman, Rosanny Fabre Villa, for illegally voting in Pennsylvania in the 2024 election, as well as the sentencing of a French national, Eliezer Kadoch, who pleaded guilty to illegally voting in the 2020, 2022, and 2024 elections in New Jersey. Feds say he also falsely claimed in a 2023 application for US citizenship that he had never voted or claimed US citizenship. He will now have to perform 50 hours of community service, pay a $1,000 fine, and be on probation for one year.

Nick Sortor
@nicksortor
31m
🚨 NEW: A Kansas polling place RAN OUT of ballots this morning after the county delivered only 10 PERCENT of the ballots needed
By 8am, voters were being TURNED AWAY. It took over an HOUR AND A HALF for more ballots to be delivered.
How does this even happen?!

Is this good?

DataRepublican (small r)
@DataRepublican
5h
I have minute snapshots from Florida Election Day 2024.
As of the latest data pull, we are exceeding same-snapshot margins compared to 2024 - literal Presidential turnout on a midterms.
And it's accelerating - in one ten minute pull, we pulled ahead of 2024 by 5,000 votes.
An incredible last-minute turnaround in Florida. This is the kind of performance we need to sustain across the country.
Go vote!
Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnson
Are you sitting down?
Republicans are currently showing signs of PRESIDENTIAL-LEVEL midterms turnout already on Election Day
Scott Presler reveals data from across the country showing incredible early results.
Republicans are set to flip Broward county in Florida from blue to red.
Montgomery County, Texas is BEATING Presidential level turnout this morning.
Lines are out the door at the polls in Wisconsin.
Democrats in Pennsylvania are leaving some 120,000 ballots on the table.
Republicans are showing up on Election Day.

Supposedly, polls predicted a 22 point Democrat blowout in Guam.

Instead, the Republican won narrowly:

The pollsters told you Guam was a Democrat blowout... 57.9% for the Democrat, 35.4% for the Republican. A 22-point wipeout.
Then the people actually voted. Republican Tony Ada won 51.5 to 48.2 and flipped the governor’s mansion RED. The pollsters missed by 26 points. Stop believing them.
— Apple Lamps (@lamps_apple) November 3, 2026

"Daniel" wrote: Guam flipped. Hank Johnson vindicated.

CNN: Republicans have beat the final polling average in states that Trump won in the prior election by 4.1 points.
If the same pattern holds, the GOP will keep the Senate:
🔴-51
🔵-49 https://t.co/KzSs8h8QmD
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) November 2, 2026

🚨 MICHIGAN REPUBLICANS, THIS ONE IS ON YOU.
John Roberts says the Senate race is a COIN TOSS.
About 52% of the vote is still out there today. Democrats own the early vote, but Republicans OWN Election Day.
Remember, El-Sayed was supposed to win the primary by 10 to 15 points. He won by LESS THAN ONE.
Democrats have held this seat for 25 years. Mike Rogers can flip it.
It's 70 degrees and sunny in Michigan, so there are no excuses. Go VOTE.
— Gunther Eagleman™ (@GuntherEagleman) November 3, 2026

All the media is pumping out the same Color Revolution propaganda: Don't be surprised if 3am sudden ballot drops in blue cities swing every close election.

It's perfectly normal, you see! No reason for suspicion at all!

Cannot over-state the importance of what is being reported by @datarepublican & @nataliegwinters
They are absolutely correct. We are looking at a shaping operation similar to 2020 where they told you: “on election day it would look like Trump was winning but when the mail-in ballots were counted, Biden would win”. That was exactly what happened, but it was a lie. It happened because they engineered the steal & prepped the information battle-space so you would believe it & they could get away with it. So you would not pay attention to mail-in ballot drops that were 100 percent for one candidate - which everyone knows never happens organically. The purpose of a shaping operation is to manipulate your mind in order to engineer your behavior & manipulate the outcome. How you defeat this is very simple: you expose it so that the lies collapse & wethepeople are not deceived. Share everywhere, talk about this - folo those reporting on this. Do not disengage or try to hide your head in the sand. This is the moment to make your life count by standing for something much bigger than all of us. It is a gift. Don’t waste it.
— Lara Logan (@laralogan) October 30, 2026

A Minneapolis poll worker wears a Charlie Kirk assassination shirt with blood around the neck. Her shirt reads "PROBLEM SOLVED."

This is a threat to Republican voters.

Arrest her.

SUBMITTED: Poll worker wears “Problem Solved” T-shirt with red splatter near the collar resembling blood.
Speculation is that it celebrates the assassination of Charlie Kirk or other assassinations; the Halloween design has been controversial for years.
The picture was taken Saturday at the Rogers fire station community room.
In a statement to @AlphaNews, Hennepin County confirmed it forwarded the concern to the city clerk in Rogers for review.
“Hennepin County expects polling places to be welcoming and free from intimidation, harassment, or disruption for voters and election workers alike… Anyone with concerns about conduct at a polling place should bring them to the attention of the head election judge or city clerk's office,” the statement reads.
— Liz Collin (@lizcollin) November 3, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:33 PM

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1 Go Red

Posted by: Rex B at November 03, 2026 03:33 PM (bK1ip)

2 YEET!

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 03, 2026 03:33 PM (W2Pud)

3 Thanks Ace!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 03, 2026 03:33 PM (NnhvP)

4 Nooded

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 03, 2026 03:34 PM (W2Pud)

5 nooded

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 03, 2026 03:34 PM (NnhvP)

6 There's a whole lot of shenanigans going on out there

Posted by: 496 at November 03, 2026 03:35 PM (wn5OB)

7 orange emergency
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Get it?

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 03:35 PM (b+pJs)

8 I don't think the people that nood get enough credit. I could easily be saying stupid stuff on an old thread instead of saying stupid stuff here.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 03, 2026 03:36 PM (iOpI2)

9
Let me guess. The places with screwed up voting are all Democratic. Right?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 03, 2026 03:36 PM (eRlcH)

10 I would not be surprised if Elias was the braines behind the Decoy Dan operation.

Why the hell else would he have been involved in Alaska?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 03, 2026 03:36 PM (6ydKt)

11 >>3 Thanks Ace!

np... I'm just not sure what i'm supposed to do on election day. I guess I can start posting dribs and drabs of information now.

oh and I had to take care of mundane billing stuff at home, was on the phone with customer service forever. sorry for the delay.

Posted by: Ace at November 03, 2026 03:36 PM (1wjle)

12 In a 6-5 vote, the Ninth Circuit reinstated its earlier ruling lifting restrictions on the Trump administration's efforts to have states set aside suspected noncitizen ballots, allowing it to resume such requests and warn election officials of prosecution.

https://tinyurl.com/4529624b <-- goes to X

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 03, 2026 03:36 PM (ExV1e)

13 11 oh and I had to take care of mundane billing stuff at home, was on the phone with customer service forever. sorry for the delay.

Posted by: Ace at November 03, 2026 03:36 PM (1wjle)

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Did you ask to speak to their manager?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 03:37 PM (IGotw)

14 How does this happen?

Well with the Marxists plot to vote early and often by mail who needs to go on voting day anymore?

Posted by: Skip at November 03, 2026 03:37 PM (Ia/+0)

15
I don't think the people that nood get enough credit. I could easily be saying stupid stuff on an old thread instead of saying stupid stuff here.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 03, 2026 03:36 PM (iOpI2)

__________

The Kool Kidz don't need a nood.

*dons sunglasses*
*lights cigarette*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 03, 2026 03:37 PM (eRlcH)

16 12 In a 6-5 vote, the Ninth Circuit reinstated its earlier ruling lifting restrictions on the Trump administration's efforts to have states set aside suspected noncitizen ballots, allowing it to resume such requests and warn election officials of prosecution.

https://tinyurl.com/4529624b

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 03, 2026 03:36 PM (ExV1e)

=

The ruling that this overturns was going to be the legal protection of election officials in the 9th circuit knowingly breaking the law because of how they do things.

Now, with that order overturned, they can be prosecuted for unknowingly breaking the law because of how statute like HAVA is written.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 03:38 PM (IGotw)

17 All these months to never fix their problems.

Looks like plastic bitch Hochul is in a dog fight.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 03, 2026 03:38 PM (8B4gm)

18 oh and I had to take care of mundane billing stuff at home, was on the phone with customer service forever. sorry for the delay.
Posted by: Ace
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Did you request a rep whose native language is English?

Posted by: scampydog at November 03, 2026 03:38 PM (2bFN5)

19 Some are saying the slots the thick paper is supposed to be fed into were deliberately tightened to block them.

Sounds tricky.
They pour some Loctite in there?

I'm guessing (guess #3) that the elections office ordered the wrong paper thickness, and that's why it's getting stuck.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 03, 2026 03:38 PM (6ydKt)

20 It's not just the polls. I love how we still talk about elections like they're on the up and up.

"If this pattern holds, then statistically what you will see Joyce is a split in the Senate of blahdy fuckin blah"

One plane crash, one trunk of ballots, six water main breaks later. NOW you've got an election!

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 03:38 PM (b+pJs)

21 Not sure Guam is firm ground upon which to base expectations.

Posted by: Oglebay at November 03, 2026 03:38 PM (2ap+5)

22 Oh yeah wait, Trump won so that proves the commies don't cheat or something.

Except 2018 and 2020 were AFTER 2016.

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 03:39 PM (b+pJs)

23 The ballot scanner doesn't work? Guess we'll just have to hand-count those Republikkkan ballots! Tee Hee!

Now board up those windows!

Posted by: NY Poll Workers at November 03, 2026 03:39 PM (CZuvr)

24 Isn't the NYT now apologizing for embarrasing the Democrats by covering the Alaska shenanigans?

The clerisy will not stand for such betrayal!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 03, 2026 03:39 PM (0sNs1)

25 Why is a poll worker allowed to wear such a shirt at a polling location? Didn't any of their fellow Democrats or Republicans challenge it ? That's a disgrace!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 03, 2026 03:39 PM (JrHfD)

26 I don't know if it's the elections or just my current lack of discipline, but I ate a lot of sugar today. I need to settle down.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 03, 2026 03:39 PM (iOpI2)

27 I don't think the people that nood get enough credit. I could easily be saying stupid stuff on an old thread instead of saying stupid stuff here.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 03, 2026

***
"Aw, I don't have to take your abuse. I got hundreds of people waiting to abuse me."
( -- Dr. Peter Venkman)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 03, 2026 03:39 PM (56Qyq)

28 22 Oh yeah wait, Trump won so that proves the commies don't cheat or something.

Except 2018 and 2020 were AFTER 2016.

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 03:39 PM (b+pJs)

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Wow...who said that Democrats don't cheat?

Must be a real retard.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 03:39 PM (IGotw)

29 >>>Did you ask to speak to their manager?

i remained calm. #PersonalGrowth

Posted by: Ace at November 03, 2026 03:39 PM (1wjle)

30 I'm guessing (guess #3) that the elections office ordered the wrong paper thickness, and that's why it's getting stuck.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 03, 2026 03:38 PM (6ydKt)

Maybe they should have tested it before election day ?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 03:40 PM (+gK6I)

31 oh and I had to take care of mundane billing stuff at home, was on the phone with customer service forever. sorry for the delay.
Posted by: Ace

did you hear chickens in the background?

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 03, 2026 03:40 PM (W2Pud)

32 Not sure Guam is firm ground upon which to base expectations.
Posted by: Oglebay at November 03, 2026 03:38 PM

I was mocked for trying to tell people this.

Posted by: Hank Johnson, Jr. at November 03, 2026 03:40 PM (0sNs1)

33 29 >>>Did you ask to speak to their manager?

i remained calm. #PersonalGrowth

Posted by: Ace at November 03, 2026 03:39 PM (1wjle)

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Press X for doubt.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 03:40 PM (IGotw)

34 UNREAL: Ballots in key battleground Westchester, NY aren't fitting into scanners, and the Dem County Exec says he has "no idea" why!

Total incompetence or election interference?

I'll put $1000 on YES with Kalish.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 03, 2026 03:40 PM (9/MK9)

35 My little precinct has a new vote checkin, first 3 letter s of last and first name then you state full name to check in then sign in.

All nice if that negates any mail vote or if one has been put in

Posted by: Skip at November 03, 2026 03:40 PM (Ia/+0)

36 Wait, so Guam TIPPED OVAH???

Posted by: Eyegore at November 03, 2026 03:41 PM (mP0Kj)

37 i heard florida turnout is big.

Posted by: Ace at November 03, 2026 03:41 PM (1wjle)

38 Uzbeks:

https://youtu.be/8hCCCRAcTAA

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 03, 2026 03:41 PM (amcLV)

39 Gavin Newsom wants to arrest federal poll watchers who try to prevent illegal voting. Cannot get more blatant.

https://tinyurl.com/2k5ewaww

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 03, 2026 03:41 PM (kV76K)

40 senate 52r 48d
house could stay republican

and ace do as you see fit, we'll stay here until hillary admits she' fat

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 03, 2026 03:41 PM (CWTWj)

41 37 i heard florida turnout is big.
Posted by: Ace at November 03, 2026 03:41 PM (1wjle

Me too... Whoever said Florida was ever in play was an idiot...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 03:41 PM (+gK6I)

42 I have no words adequate to describe what I think of that Minneapolis poll worker. My word bank is bereft of nouns or adjectives to express how sick she is.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 03, 2026 03:42 PM (qBdHI)

43 Maybe they should have tested it before election day ?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 03:40 PM (+gK6I)

Oh, they tested it. Of that you can be sure. Just not in the way or with the outcome you assume.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 03, 2026 03:42 PM (Z5RpS)

44 I'm guessing (guess #3) that the elections office ordered the wrong paper thickness, and that's why it's getting stuck.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 03, 2026 03:38 PM (6ydKt)

And they didn't notice that they'd ordered a different paper thickness between early voting and election day voting?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 03, 2026 03:42 PM (ExV1e)

45 The administration just announced ending $4 billion of aid to Israel by the end of the year. Why would you announce this today?

Posted by: Unkaren at November 03, 2026 03:42 PM (m6fGY)

46 i remained calm. #PersonalGrowth

Posted by: Ace at November 03, 2026 03:39 PM

"Personal growth" can also be a code phrase for a boner.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2026 03:42 PM (2ocoG)

47 That's a disgrace!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 03, 2026 03:39 PM (JrHfD)

That's a Democrat!

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 03:42 PM (b+pJs)

48 A Minneapolis poll worker wears a Charlie Kirk assassination shirt with blood around the neck. Her shirt reads "PROBLEM SOLVED."

This is a threat to Republican voters.

Arrest her.

Not only did she have this shirt in her closet, but she decided that would be the best shirt to wear around Halloween for her job at the polls.

With grey hair.
Which means she should be way past the age where that sounded like a great idea in her head.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 03, 2026 03:42 PM (6ydKt)

49 26 I don't know if it's the elections or just my current lack of discipline, but I ate a lot of sugar today. I need to settle down.
Posted by: Seems Legit

moonshine

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 03, 2026 03:42 PM (W2Pud)

50 statement to @AlphaNews, Hennepin County confirmed it forwarded the concern to the city clerk in Rogers for review.

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I’m sure the clerk too the threat very seriously. After laughing his ass off for several minutes.

Posted by: Shrugs at November 03, 2026 03:42 PM (1tBAe)

51 Willowed: Westchester is more Democrat as it contains White Plains and Yonkers. Lawler could win with Rockland, Putnam and southern Dutchess.
Trump tweeted out that Monsey , a heavily Hasidic town in Rockland , turned out in force for Lawler

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 03, 2026 03:42 PM (cfGMy)

52 Lots of people are posting the betting markets suddenly reverting to what was expected all along.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 03, 2026 03:43 PM (ExV1e)

53 I'd love to see Elias frog-marched into court and into a medium-security prison where he'd remain for a long time.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 03, 2026 03:43 PM (QXsxd)

54 TJM
Why cash out early in betting markets?
Is there an advantage?

Posted by: MkY at November 03, 2026 03:43 PM (ik4bQ)

55
oh and I had to take care of mundane billing stuff at home, was on the phone with customer service forever. sorry for the delay.
Posted by: Ace at November 03, 2026 03:36 PM (1wjle)

Well, I have to figure the CSRs at BustyLesbos.com are at least pretty pleasant to chat with.

But the $9.99/minute is a real bitch.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2026 03:43 PM (BI5O2)

56 Democrat cheating and diverse Dirty Tricks on election day?? No, I shan't believe it. I simply shannnot!

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at November 03, 2026 03:43 PM (V362x)

57 46 i remained calm. #PersonalGrowth

Posted by: Ace at November 03, 2026 03:39 PM

"Personal growth" can also be a code phrase for a boner.
Posted by: Ian S

a flaming clown boner?

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 03, 2026 03:43 PM (W2Pud)

58 51 Willowed: Westchester is more Democrat as it contains White Plains and Yonkers. Lawler could win with Rockland, Putnam and southern Dutchess.
Trump tweeted out that Monsey , a heavily Hasidic town in Rockland , turned out in force for Lawler

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 03, 2026 03:42 PM (cfGMy)

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Retort:

Lawler sucks and I wouldn't care if he lost.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 03:43 PM (IGotw)

59 The purpose of a shaping operation is to manipulate your mind in order to engineer your behavior & manipulate the outcome.

She's not wrong, you know.

Posted by: Playtex Cross-Your-Heart Bra at November 03, 2026 03:44 PM (0sNs1)

60 44 I'm guessing (guess #3) that the elections office ordered the wrong paper thickness, and that's why it's getting stuck.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 03, 2026 03:38 PM (6ydKt)

And they didn't notice that they'd ordered a different paper thickness between early voting and election day voting?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 03, 2026 03:42 PM (ExV1e)

Who needs to test ballot scanners in New York?
Not the Democrats, that's who.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 03, 2026 03:44 PM (6ydKt)

61 I don't speak for all of Florida, but this is a well-run state. We will miss DeSantis when he's gone. He's an excellent leader/executive.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 03, 2026 03:44 PM (iOpI2)

62 I honestly don't know what to expect.

The Haley Stevens flip was inconceivable to me. I didn't know that there were ANY elected Democrats that had a spine to go against the party.

It may take a massive amount of fraud for the Democrats to win in MI. (But they've already shown they are more than willing to do so.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 03, 2026 03:44 PM (N1tpc)

63 These Election Day shenanigans is why republicans have to stay voting early. We get fucked by this every single election.

Posted by: Shrugs at November 03, 2026 03:44 PM (1tBAe)

64
The conspiracy theories about that Learjet crash are getting ridiculous -- they're tying it into Epstein, if you can believe it. And of course, Trump.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 03, 2026 03:44 PM (w6EFb)

65 I wouldn't think Kansas would be a cheat state. They seem so nice.

Posted by: Case at November 03, 2026 03:45 PM (En+fz)

66 @58 TJM, agree that Lawler sucks but I don't want to give the commies an inch

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 03, 2026 03:45 PM (cfGMy)

67 Why is a poll worker allowed to wear such a shirt at a polling location? Didn't any of their fellow Democrats or Republicans challenge it ? That's a disgrace!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

She looks unkempt.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 03, 2026 03:45 PM (8B4gm)

68 With grey hair.
Which means she should be way past the age where that sounded like a great idea in her head.

Kinda like in police chase videos when they PIT them and someone with grey hair gets out and resists arrest.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2026 03:45 PM (2ocoG)

69 went to polling booth in TX.

Handed over ID.

Entered my ID code.

Cast my votes on clear, ez to read screens with legible party affiliation and candidate name.

Pressed Print.

Read every vote I cast was entered correctly.

Proceeded to the ballot entry machine and scanned my ballot in.

Got a cool little firework animation and a free sticker.

Went back to work.

All of this took me 5 mins from the moment I walked up to the door.

Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at November 03, 2026 03:45 PM (lLeLE)

70 42 I have no words adequate to describe what I think of that Minneapolis poll worker. My word bank is bereft of nouns or adjectives to express how sick she is.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 03, 2026 03:42 PM (qBdHI)

This. Actually, ace would give me a lifetime ban for what I would like to say about her, so I'll settle for, "Bless her heart." But frankly, the polling officials who allowed her to work wearing that obscenity are just as guilty. "Bless their hearts, too."

Posted by: moki at November 03, 2026 03:45 PM (wLjpr)

71 52 Lots of people are posting the betting markets suddenly reverting to what was expected all along.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 03, 2026 03:43 PM (ExV1e)

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Which was?

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 03, 2026 03:45 PM (iOpI2)

72 I updated with "presidential-level turnout" in red counties in Florida.

Seems like a good sign, if other Republicans are similarly animated.

Posted by: Ace at November 03, 2026 03:45 PM (1wjle)

73
Uzbeks:

https://youtu.be/8hCCCRAcTAA
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 03, 2026 03:41 PM (amcLV

__________

Q: The Armenian Radio is asked: what is the brotherhood of socialism?

A: The Armenian Radio answers: it is when Russians, Ukrainians, Estonians and Georgians get together to beat up the Uzbeks.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 03, 2026 03:45 PM (eRlcH)

74 54 TJM
Why cash out early in betting markets?
Is there an advantage?

Posted by: MkY at November 03, 2026 03:43 PM (ik4bQ)

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So, my OH, TX, and ME bets I'll just wait to cash out because those will be wins.

The NC bet I want to believe but can't fully, so I put in an sell order below $1.00 that I'm hoping gets hit once people realize that the race is closer than the polls say. So, when the odds shift, I sell, and I make a profit.

The makeup of the Senate, I have three competing bets (52, 53, and 54 Senate seats), so I can't win all of them, so I put sell orders on all three (the higher sell orders on the one I'm most confident on, the 53).

So, if this is like I think it'll be, I should just make money on all of them, even if all of my bets don't completely pay out.

Again, less than $100. Not exactly betting the farm, here.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 03:46 PM (IGotw)

75 Even if they were wrong about the polls they kept us fighting and worrying for three months so it was worth it.

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 03:46 PM (b+pJs)

76 The conspiracy theories about that Learjet crash are getting ridiculous -- they're tying it into Epstein, if you can believe it. And of course, Trump.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 03, 2026 03:44 PM

Well hillary did say that Trump was going to use your social security number to exert mind control over your vote today so I guess anything is possible.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 03, 2026 03:46 PM (I43vL)

77 Is failing to believe the polls known as blackpolling?

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 03:46 PM (b+pJs)

78 Why is a poll worker allowed to wear such a shirt at a polling location? Didn't any of their fellow Democrats or Republicans challenge it ? That's a disgrace!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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She looks unkempt.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 03, 2026

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And verklempt as well.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 03, 2026 03:47 PM (56Qyq)

79 It shouldn't be easier to vote than it is to buy a gun.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 03, 2026 03:47 PM (0sNs1)

80 Someone posted in the below thread the Townhall story on the pathetic Karen legislator who stole our very own handsome Darrel Harris' yard sign. He fixed her stupid wagon by putting an AirTag on/in it and she got busted when it was traced right back to her. She should be bounced out of office on her flabby keister because of it. I wish Darrell all the luck in the world.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 03, 2026 03:47 PM (qBdHI)

81 The Haley Stevens flip was inconceivable to me. I didn't know that there were ANY elected Democrats that had a spine to go against the party.

I think it means she knows AES is going to lose bigly, and the Muslim Madness has peaked and will recede, so she's positioning herself as the voice of sanity in upcoming elections.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 03, 2026 03:47 PM (Riz8t)

82 MSNow scroll
'Backlash to immigration crackdown creates GOP challenges.'

We'll see.
Random bullets to my head by some asshole realeased by a DEI Obama judge in the country illegally would tick me off.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart at November 03, 2026 03:48 PM (Sco7b)

83 I was a poll worker in Florida. Everything was very strict and professional. Any issues related to IDs, incorrect information, etc., was handled with provisional ballots. I’m still confused about the newly married name issue.

Posted by: Unkaren at November 03, 2026 03:48 PM (m6fGY)

84 Not only did she have this shirt in her closet, but she decided that would be the best shirt to wear around Halloween for her job at the polls.

With grey hair.
Which means she should be way past the age where that sounded like a great idea in her head.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 03, 2026 03:42 PM (6ydKt)
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And this is in Rogers, MN. Used to be a rural, conservative farm town on the very edge of the Metro when I was growing up. I'm also wondering if the shirt is reference to Minnesotan Brian Thompson and not Kirk?

Posted by: beckster at November 03, 2026 03:48 PM (kX27y)

85 Lots of people are posting the betting markets suddenly reverting to what was expected all along.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 03, 2026 03:43 PM (ExV1e)

Nothing has changed today

70-75% senate for Dems 90-95% house for Dems. It’s been bouncing in that range for the last 24 hours.

Posted by: Shrugs at November 03, 2026 03:48 PM (1tBAe)

86 i heard florida turnout is big.
Posted by: Ace at November 03, 2026 03:41 PM (1wjle)

On a same-time snapshot, Florida is over 100K votes ahead than on Election Day 2024. -- according to datarepublican

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 03, 2026 03:48 PM (ExV1e)

87 >>>Montgomery County, Texas is BEATING Presidential level turnout this morning.

Texans are turning out like it's free curry sample day at Costco on Diwali

Posted by: brak at November 03, 2026 03:48 PM (gw3RI)

88 >>@EricLDaugh
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9m
>>🚨 WOW! MARC ELIAS reportedly just got a CRIMINAL TARGET LETTER after his firm was involved in cheating Alaska's elections with the fake Dan Sullivan

>>That's in addition to nearly 20 OTHER DEMOCRATS receiving the same letter.

>>CHARGES POSSIBLE: Donor fraud and conspiracy

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2026 03:48 PM (viF8m)

89 That's a new one in New York. And low-tech Easy! Just equip the poll workers with vice-grips to pinch the paper guides on the scanners closed.

California went all-in technical a couple years ago by printing non readable bar codes on all the ballots, so they wouldn't scan.

Just throw them in this box, they told me...

Posted by: Gunslinger at November 03, 2026 03:48 PM (D2d9O)

90
Fun, good natured hi-jinks from our patriotic merry makers!

Why so serous?

Posted by: Auspex at November 03, 2026 03:48 PM (Y8DZL)

91 YOU LEAVE HILLARY ALONE!

Posted by: Lanny Davis at November 03, 2026 03:48 PM (nHXB4)

92 13 11 oh and I had to take care of mundane billing stuff at home, was on the phone with customer service forever. sorry for the delay.

Posted by: Ace at November 03, 2026 03:36 PM (1wjle)

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Did you ask to speak to their manager?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 03:37 PM (IGotw)
____________________

Oh yes. And, Mr. Ace was most agreeable to providing our customer service representative with his SS#, Birthdate, Bank Accounts, and a voice sample. We shall take it from here.

Posted by: Pratmo Singh, New Delhi Customer Service Manager at November 03, 2026 03:48 PM (dIske)

93 Uzbekistan is one of the world's two double landlocked countries. Completely surrounded by other landlocked countries. The second one is Liechtenstein.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 03, 2026 03:48 PM (/OKHJ)

94 TJM
Thanks
I'm gonna ride this horse til she bucks.

Posted by: MkY at November 03, 2026 03:48 PM (ik4bQ)

95 >>> The conspiracy theories about that Learjet crash are getting ridiculous -- they're tying it into Epstein, if you can believe it. And of course, Trump.

#RealityBasedCommunity

Posted by: Ace at November 03, 2026 03:49 PM (1wjle)

96 "A Minneapolis poll worker wears a Charlie Kirk assassination shirt with blood around the neck. Her shirt reads "PROBLEM SOLVED."

It's a halloween/horror shirt that's been around for years. The gag is that you are a badass and killed whatever was threatening you. It's not a Charlie Kirk shirt. You can get various versions of the shirt on Amazon.

https://tinyurl.com/2b55b3m2

It's a stupid and tasteless shirt, but they sell thousands of them to people who aren't making political statements.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 03, 2026 03:49 PM (iFTx/)

97 If I was in the US.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart at November 03, 2026 03:49 PM (Sco7b)

98 I am calm as can be.
Was disappointed the Marxists table had no High School girls today. Really want to some time suggest to one reading Gulag Archipelago

Posted by: Skip at November 03, 2026 03:49 PM (Ia/+0)

99 I'm done with our current voting system, worse than 3rd world. Time to federalize but our useless Congress won't do anything. They couldn't even pass the SAVE act.

Posted by: beckster at November 03, 2026 03:49 PM (kX27y)

100 Someone posted in the below thread the Townhall story on the pathetic Karen legislator who stole our very own handsome Darrel Harris' yard sign. He fixed her stupid wagon by putting an AirTag on/in it and she got busted when it was traced right back to her. She should be bounced out of office on her flabby keister because of it. I wish Darrell all the luck in the world.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 03, 2026 03:47 PM

Nothing will happen.

Posted by: That Guy who intones, sonorously, "Nothing will happen." at November 03, 2026 03:50 PM (0sNs1)

101 >>@shipwreckedcrew
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35m
>>Looks like @marceelias needs a criminal defense lawyer.

>>My DMs are open.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2026 03:50 PM (viF8m)

102 Which was?
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 03, 2026 03:45 PM (iOpI2)

That Republicans in red states/districts were likely to win.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 03, 2026 03:50 PM (ExV1e)

103 Gonna be an interesting race between the Very Online highly visible lefty voters and the Very Offline nearly invisible normie voters.

Posted by: Piercello at November 03, 2026 03:50 PM (Ht/sz)

104 Last time Rs won Governor in Guam was 2014. Which was a very good year for the Rs in congress

Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 03:50 PM (sKqQm)

105 Somalis in Maine are getting interpreters for voting. Still think Collins wins but the light bulb heads need to be tossed

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 03, 2026 03:50 PM (cfGMy)

106 Again, less than $100. Not exactly betting the farm, here.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 03:46 PM (IGotw)

But that's money you could be giving to us!

Posted by: The Criterion Collection at November 03, 2026 03:51 PM (nHXB4)

107 Where's TJM's stalker troll?

Rupees run out?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 03, 2026 03:51 PM (Z5RpS)

108 Is failing to believe the polls known as blackpolling?
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 03:46 PM (b+pJs)

The term for failing to believe the polls is intelligence.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 03, 2026 03:51 PM (ExV1e)

109 105 Somalis in Maine are getting interpreters for voting. Still think Collins wins but the light bulb heads need to be tossed

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 03, 2026 03:50 PM (cfGMy)

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There are, maybe, 6,000 total Somalis who live in Maine.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 03:51 PM (IGotw)

110 I vote at a church. I'm assuming the workers are churchgoers who were encouraged to sign up as poll workers.

Out of about 20 workers there, only two were white (unnecessary to say?). The whole team was excellent. Friendly, well-dressed, polite, happy to assist. It was a very good experience and always is. We use the machines where you slide in the ballots. I've never had an issue and I've never heard of one.

If paper was the wrong size and not caught ahead of election day, that's actually retarded.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 03, 2026 03:51 PM (iOpI2)

111 Texans are turning out like it's free curry sample day at Costco on Diwali
Posted by: brak

I literally LOLed reading that.

Posted by: Shrugs at November 03, 2026 03:51 PM (1tBAe)

112 And they didn't notice that they'd ordered a different paper thickness between early voting and election day voting?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 03, 2026 03:42 PM (ExV1e)

Close enough for government work.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 03, 2026 03:52 PM (5WPt1)

113 @109 so 18000 votes

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 03, 2026 03:52 PM (cfGMy)

114 "Today is that magical day every two years when the titan governments of the biggest cities in the most advanced nation ever created by mankind suddenly turn into rural Zimbabwe."

Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2026 03:52 PM (rbvCR)

115 106 Again, less than $100. Not exactly betting the farm, here.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 03:46 PM (IGotw)

But that's money you could be giving to us!

Posted by: The Criterion Collection at November 03, 2026 03:51 PM (nHXB4)

========

I just finished giving you so much already.

11 new SKUs added to my collection (17 new movies total).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 03:52 PM (IGotw)

116 There is speculation (informed but still guessing) that it was maybe the passenger who were pushing them to get there quickly and didn't want to delay, and that's what pushed them into the storm.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 03, 2026 03:35 PM (w6EFb)

Any captain who allows passengers to influence his/her decision-making, especially in matters of safety of flight, isn't much of a captain.

Posted by: one hour sober at November 03, 2026 03:53 PM (J4Dwc)

117 There are, maybe, 6,000 total Somalis who live in Maine.

Still too many.

Posted by: Jetto at November 03, 2026 03:53 PM (Q/y38)

118 Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 03, 2026 03:49 PM (iFTx/)

If a poll worker is wearing it to a polling site then It is a political statement . Halloween was four days ago.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 03, 2026 03:53 PM (JrHfD)

119 From the content:

"The fact that figures such as Peltola and Cooper wanted to be associated with any law firm headed by Elias is itself an indictment of their judgment and standards."

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Geez..,,...this guy makes Saul Goodman look like a Boy Scout*

*The old trustworthy, honorable, brave Boy Scout, not the gayed-up skinsuit cowards that the BSA became....,spit!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at November 03, 2026 03:53 PM (QGaXH)

120 Got a couple of stat trolls commenting. Not impressed.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 03, 2026 03:53 PM (g8Ew8)

121 I'm also wondering if the shirt is reference to Minnesotan Brian Thompson and not Kirk?

Posted by: beckster at November 03, 2026 03:48 PM (kX27y)

Either way it's obnoxious and offensive.

If I walked into most polling places in the country* wearing that, they'd kick me out for it, or make me turn it inside out.

*Not including the West Coast, Minnesota, and NYC.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 03, 2026 03:53 PM (6ydKt)

122 The lady looks like she has 50 years of newspapers stacked in her dining room.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 03, 2026 03:53 PM (8B4gm)

123 Meanwhile, in Warsaw, pro-EU demonstrators in the street are playing a recording of John Lennon's "Imagine".

Barf.

Two hours until the rumored State of Emergency is declared by Tusk.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2026 03:54 PM (aD4fx)

124 There are not enough blockers on my iPad. I get a big dog face that owns the screen. Sigh.

Anyway.
Willing beats the cheat. Are the Pubbies willing?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 03, 2026 03:54 PM (Q8D76)

125 105 Somalis in Maine are getting interpreters for voting. Still think Collins wins but the light bulb heads need to be tossed
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 03, 2026 03:50 PM (cfGMy)

Not sure why American voters need interpreters. We all speak English or else we are not really citizens, right? Right?

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 03, 2026 03:54 PM (5WPt1)

126 It's a halloween/horror shirt that's been around for years. The gag is that you are a badass and killed whatever was threatening you. It's not a Charlie Kirk shirt. You can get various versions of the shirt on Amazon.

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Poll workers should be appropriately dressed. Everyone at mine was wearing black, which I think is excellent. They weren't subtly representing any party.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 03, 2026 03:54 PM (iOpI2)

127 111 Texans are turning out like it's free curry sample day at Costco on Diwali
Posted by: brak

Free curry where?

Posted by: Customer Service agent Mandeep, er, Steve at November 03, 2026 03:54 PM (nHXB4)

128 The conspiracy theories about that Learjet crash are getting ridiculous -- they're tying it into Epstein, if you can believe it. And of course, Trump.

Posted by: publius

I heard that the aircraft was made out of Israel.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 03, 2026 03:54 PM (0U5gm)

129 Lousy-ana -- at least around here -- uses the system where you are handed a plastic card like a credit card. You insert it into the voting machine, make your selections on the screens, review, then submit, which theoretically saves your choices to the card. Then you take the card back to the poll worker, get an "I Voted!" sticker, and you're done.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 03, 2026 03:54 PM (56Qyq)

130 The thought of that corrupt fat fuck Elias being charged with felonies in frigging Alaska makes my black heart happy.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2026 03:55 PM (viF8m)

131 LOL, Guam tipped to the right!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 03, 2026 03:55 PM (kpS4V)

132 There are, maybe, 6,000 total Somalis who live in Maine.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 03:51 PM (IGotw)

That entire bloc could turn a local race in Maine, I'm sure.
They aren't allowing the 'interpreters' running around in there like they own the place if the Somalis weren't useful to somebody.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 03, 2026 03:55 PM (6ydKt)

133 It's probably weird of me to have a fantasy that both the house and the senate are 50/50 and congress can't do squat for 2 years. But there is always JD to break a tie and then the GOPe to go traitor so nevermind, it's weird of me.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 03, 2026 03:55 PM (n5tGW)

134 Also from content- I'm sure somebody already beat me to this:

"Total incompetence or election interference? STAY IN LINE!"
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Embrace the liberating empowerment of 'AND'

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at November 03, 2026 03:55 PM (QGaXH)

135 There is speculation (informed but still guessing) that it was maybe the passenger who were pushing them to get there quickly and didn't want to delay, and that's what pushed them into the storm.
Posted by: publius

FAA rules state that pilots are required to go around storm cells. They can transit clouds but not thunderheads.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 03, 2026 03:55 PM (0U5gm)

136 frigging Alaska...
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2026 03:55 PM (viF8m)

Um, what?

No frigging going on here, I don't believe.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 03, 2026 03:56 PM (5WPt1)

137 114 "Today is that magical day every two years when the titan governments of the biggest cities in the most advanced nation ever created by mankind suddenly turn into rural Zimbabwe."
Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2026 03:52 PM (rbvCR)

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100%

Get your shit together.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 03, 2026 03:56 PM (iOpI2)

138 eh, if I think it's a Charlie Kirk Assassination shirt, then that's what it is.
Those are the new rules, right?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 03, 2026 03:56 PM (VyBeY)

139 125 105 Somalis in Maine are getting interpreters for voting. Still think Collins wins but the light bulb heads need to be tossed
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 03, 2026
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Not sure why American voters need interpreters. We all speak English or else we are not really citizens, right? Right?
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 03, 2026

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If a voter in 1948 had asked for an interpreter, they'd have laughed and shown him the door. Even if you were new to America, you shouldn't be voting without citizenship, and the naturalization test required familiarity with English.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 03, 2026 03:56 PM (56Qyq)

140 It's a halloween/horror shirt that's been around for years. The gag is that you are a badass and killed whatever was threatening you. It's not a Charlie Kirk shirt. You can get various versions of the shirt on Amazon.
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Mmm hmm

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 03:57 PM (b+pJs)

141 >>No frigging going on here, I don't believe.

Elias lives in DC. Him having to pay to be tried in Alaska is icing on the cake.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2026 03:57 PM (viF8m)

142 They aren't allowing the 'interpreters' running around in there like they own the place if the Somalis weren't useful to somebody.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 03, 2026 03:55 PM (6ydKt)

Apparently the "interpreters" are marking the ballots for the "voters." Totes illegal.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 03, 2026 03:58 PM (5WPt1)

143 Here's something I'm wondering.

MSNow is practically giddy on coke now. Blue Tsunami fever.

If tonight turns out well, would that inadvertently maybe want the dems to care about election security more?

Or will my late mother born in Detroit continue to cast 666 votes to the Dems every election?

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart at November 03, 2026 03:58 PM (Sco7b)

144 We all speak English or else we are not really citizens, right?

Nope.

Posted by: SCOTUS at November 03, 2026 03:58 PM (n5tGW)

145
I have no words adequate to describe what I think of that Minneapolis poll worker. My word bank is bereft of nouns or adjectives to express how sick she is.

Posted by: Lady in Black

==============

One thing that precludes me from ever being president is that I would order my Democrat predecessors plus a few of their cabinet members and a few traitorous legislators to be brought into the Oval Office where I would slap and punch them.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 03, 2026 03:58 PM (mmrXZ)

146 Gavin Newsom wants to arrest federal poll watchers who try to prevent illegal voting. Cannot get more blatant.
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Sounds like insurrection.

Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at November 03, 2026 03:58 PM (vSvIl)

147 Final snarky content comment:

"Westchester, don't let them win by wearing you out. Stay in line, fill out your ballot, and make sure it goes into the orange emergency bag."

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Where it will then go straight to the shredders....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at November 03, 2026 03:58 PM (QGaXH)

148 Meanwhile, in Warsaw, pro-EU demonstrators in the street are playing a recording of John Lennon's "Imagine".

Do they *want* to get bombed? Because that's how you get bombed.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2026 03:58 PM (2ocoG)

149 and the naturalization test required familiarity with English.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,

It still does theoretically. But the English test is a joke.

Posted by: Shrugs at November 03, 2026 03:58 PM (1tBAe)

150 93 Uzbekistan is one of the world's two double landlocked countries. Completely surrounded by other landlocked countries. The second one is Liechtenstein.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 03, 2026 03:48 PM (/OKHJ)

Everybody forgets me.

Posted by: Paraguay at November 03, 2026 03:59 PM (wLjpr)

151 Elias lives in DC. Him having to pay to be tried in Alaska is icing on the cake.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2026 03:57 PM (viF8m)

FAFO.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 03, 2026 03:59 PM (5WPt1)

152 Salty, if you're here: I enjoyed your story of the Trump rally in KS. I'm not sure I'd have wanted to wait so long to see him, but it sounds like you had a good payoff.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 03, 2026 03:59 PM (56Qyq)

153
If tonight turns out well, would that inadvertently maybe want the dems to care about election security more?

Posted by: Stateless

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By "turns out well," you mean for us, right?

Heh, it would be funny if they started yelling about voter ID, same-day voting, the evils of ballot harvesting, etc.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 03, 2026 03:59 PM (mmrXZ)

154 Great news so far!

IF they can flip Broward County to red in FL this is a big deal! A very big deal!

That poll worker would be ugly and wicked looking no matter what she wore. I hope she grabs a tube of super glue vs her Summer's Eve one drunken night. That's the kindest thing I can say about her hideous self.

We voted straight GOP (as always) and against two three judges yesterday. No on two ammendments for more taxes. One a state supreme judge who voted with Planned Parenthood. Hoping she's toast.

I pray the Trump people get ahead of the shenanigans in other states. Thick ballot paper is a new one.

Cheating and screaming are all they have left...

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 03, 2026 03:59 PM (hzuYO)

155 Now that election day is here and no one cares, Pete Bootyjudge came out as anti Achmed the al-Qaeda guy in Michigan, saying his spoken desire to kill all the Jews is "disqualifying".

Pete is brave like that.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 03, 2026 03:59 PM (PlFfJ)

156 Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart at November 03, 2026 03:58 PM (Sco7b)

I love you and all, but I'd rather not hear what CNN and MSNOW are saying...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 04:00 PM (+gK6I)

157 Poll workers should be appropriately dressed. Everyone at mine was wearing black, which I think is excellent. They weren't subtly representing any party.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 03, 2026 03:54 PM (iOpI2)

When I voted, most of them were wearing some combination of red, white, and blue. I think there was a green and one lady in pink. Nothing political. Since I live in a purplish area, I assume that both major parties were represented but I couldn't have told you who was who without making racially based assumptions. All professional. Everything handled quickly and politely.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 03, 2026 04:00 PM (ExV1e)

158 I actually got hubby to go vote just now. He's not a regular voter in midterms. Heck, not even during presidential years with me pestering him. But he is a conservative.

Posted by: lin-duh at November 03, 2026 04:01 PM (9AdGW)

159 If tonight turns out well, would that inadvertently maybe want the dems to care about election security more?

The color revolution DataRepublican's been digging up actually wants Republicans to win.

The media and Democrats will then say Trump stole the election and there must be a military coup to restore Our (D)emocracy. Which is why they want Hegseth gone so badly.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2026 04:01 PM (2ocoG)

160 Turns out Trump harping on the rigged 2020 election not only didn't hurt him in 2024 it's made everyone in the country focus on the corruption in our elections.

How about that?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2026 04:01 PM (viF8m)

161 and the naturalization test required familiarity with English.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,

It still does theoretically. But the English test is a joke.
Posted by: Shrugs at November 03, 2026

***
When my mother took the naturalization test some years before I was born, she had no worries about English; she was from western Canada. But the test also asked questions about American history and civics that a great many natural-born citizens nowadays would struggle to answer correctly.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 03, 2026 04:01 PM (56Qyq)

162 I vote at church I well should be going more than a few times a year. Poll workers are from the poll people, but the church has refreshments and those servingvare from the church. My mother dies it, sometimes I see her there, she wasn't now.

Posted by: Skip at November 03, 2026 04:02 PM (Ia/+0)

163 Got to shut all this shit down:

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Miranda Devine
@mirandadevine
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36m
An Australian contact received this letter encouraging him to vote in the US midterms. He is not an American citizen and therefore is not eligible to vote.
The letter was postmarked Belgium and sent by the Center for U.S. Voters Abroad, a left-wing dark-money operation linked to the Soros-funded Arabella network. Michael Penuelas who signed the letter is a former Democrat staffer and left-wing climate activist.
@AsraNomani

@ItsYourGov

@HarmeetKDhillon

@FEC

Posted by: beckster at November 03, 2026 04:03 PM (kX27y)

164 Now that election day is here and no one cares, Pete Bootyjudge came out as anti Achmed the al-Qaeda guy in Michigan, saying his spoken desire to kill all the Jews is "disqualifying".

Pete is brave like that.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 03, 2026 03:59 PM (PlFfJ)
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He's following Stevens' lead and abandoning a sinking ship. There are no heroes or moral people in the Democrap party. There is only naked political machiavellianism.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 03, 2026 04:03 PM (iFTx/)

165 Deleted for violent suggestion [CBD]

Posted by: gov't here to steal at November 03, 2026 04:04 PM (cqrFc)

166 I’ve never had an issue voting. I’ve voted in big cities, small towns, blue and red states.

We hear about the abnormal stuff but it’s kind of like flights. You hear about the ones that crash. You never hear about the 99.99% of flights that take off and land without incident.

Posted by: Shrugs at November 03, 2026 04:04 PM (1tBAe)

167 There is speculation (informed but still guessing) that it was maybe the passenger who were pushing them to get there quickly and didn't want to delay, and that's what pushed them into the storm.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 03, 2026 03:35 PM (w6EFb)

Any captain who allows passengers to influence his/her decision-making, especially in matters of safety of flight, isn't much of a captain.

Posted by: one hour sober at November 03, 2026 03:53 PM

That would in this case appear to be a self correcting issue. While I have no idea what happened on that flight or why it happened they appeared to be trying to outrun a storm which is never a good idea.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 03, 2026 04:04 PM (I43vL)

168 164 He's following Stevens' lead and abandoning a sinking ship. There are no heroes or moral people in the Democrap party. There is only naked political machiavellianism.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 03, 2026 04:03 PM (iFTx/)

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The DSA is going to be real pissy one way or the other, especially if he loses.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 04:04 PM (IGotw)

169 Spencer Pratt is my favorite new politician

https://tinyurl.com/muy9h5cp

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 03, 2026 04:04 PM (GEMu7)

170 Hochul: a portmanteau word formed from "Ho" and "Yokel".

Posted by: Latvian Jokes at November 03, 2026 04:06 PM (qlLNh)

171 Dave Rubin on X has a video of Piker Hasan telling the public about his love for the USA.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 03, 2026 04:06 PM (iOpI2)

172 I vote at church I well should be going more than a few times a year. Poll workers are from the poll people, but the church has refreshments and those servingvare from the church. My mother dies it, sometimes I see her there, she wasn't now.
Posted by: Skip at November 03, 2026

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Early voting for me is at a courthouse in an old historic district of town near the river. (I lived three blocks away and voted there on Election Night in '88.) Election Day voting is at a church about 3/4 of a mile from my place; I could in theory walk there.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 03, 2026 04:06 PM (56Qyq)

173 The color revolution DataRepublican's been digging up actually wants Republicans to win.

Posted by: Ian S

In 2024 their internal numbers had Kamala losing. They know they're in deep this cycle too? If so I take them at their word as to some sort of post election violence.

Posted by: Rex B at November 03, 2026 04:06 PM (bK1ip)

174 There is speculation (informed but still guessing) that it was maybe the passenger who were pushing them to get there quickly and didn't want to delay, and that's what pushed them into the storm.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 03, 2026 03:35 PM (w6EFb)

Any captain who allows passengers to influence his/her decision-making, especially in matters of safety of flight, isn't much of a captain.

Posted by: one hour sober at November 03, 2026 03:53 PM

That would in this case appear to be a self correcting issue. While I have no idea what happened on that flight or why it happened they appeared to be trying to outrun a storm which is never a good idea.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 03, 2026 04:04 PM (I43vL)
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If this is true, the same thing happened with the crash that killed Aaliyah (the singer). Pilot didn't want to take off. He was pressured by rich, powerful people and eventually relented. All nine people died in the crash.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 03, 2026 04:07 PM (iFTx/)

175 I thought poll workers were not supposed to dress neutrally, no wearing political garb or messages.

I live in a deep blue state and just voted. Everyone was totally neutral in their garb, professional, friendly, and signs appeared to be the prescribed distance from the polling place. Doesn't seem like too much to ask of a polling place in the US.

Seeing that t-shirt, reading about the blatant Democrat cheating, and their total arrogance in knowing that they will not even be called out for it, let alone punished, makes me...take a deep breath and be mild because this site is likely monitored for hate speech...very angry.

Posted by: RM at November 03, 2026 04:08 PM (ananP)

176 Listening to Hugh Hewitt, the great republican apologist and milquetoast asshole and his democrat friends you'd think the democrats will win every seat up for grabs and the polls are absolutely correct.

Posted by: Hugh Hewitt is Asshole at November 03, 2026 04:08 PM (hXOa5)

177 When you've lost ButtJizz...

Posted by: Latvian Jokes at November 03, 2026 04:08 PM (qlLNh)

178 Achtung! Cleanup at cqrFc?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 03, 2026 04:08 PM (Z5RpS)

179 If a poll worker is wearing it to a polling site then It is a political statement . Halloween was four days ago.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 03, 2026 03:53 PM (JrHfD)

Absolutely agree.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at November 03, 2026 04:09 PM (XvJl5)

180 169 Spencer Pratt is my favorite new politician

https://tinyurl.com/muy9h5cp
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 03, 2026 04:04 PM (GEMu7)

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That is excellent.

Compare with the Hasan Piker rant on Dave Rubin's X account.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 03, 2026 04:09 PM (iOpI2)

181 I expect that Bootygag is more worried about being thrown off a building than he is about discrimination against Jews, but he can't say that.

Posted by: SCOTUS at November 03, 2026 04:09 PM (n5tGW)

182 The color revolution DataRepublican's been digging up actually wants Republicans to win.

The media and Democrats will then say Trump stole the election and there must be a military coup to restore Our (D)emocracy. Which is why they want Hegseth gone so badly.
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It would be hilarious if, being typical progressives who can't change their mind or re-evaluate anything, they go ahead with their plan, much like Tusk did, without having military or actual police support.

Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at November 03, 2026 04:09 PM (vSvIl)

183 Seeing Bootyjudge bail has me thinking El Sayad is toast.

Posted by: MkY at November 03, 2026 04:09 PM (ik4bQ)

184 Hewitt is a fucking idiot.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 03, 2026 04:10 PM (8B4gm)

185 182 The color revolution DataRepublican's been digging up actually wants Republicans to win.

The media and Democrats will then say Trump stole the election and there must be a military coup to restore Our (D)emocracy. Which is why they want Hegseth gone so badly.

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So, they're as crafty as Paul Ryan trying to retake the GOP by having it lose elections, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 04:10 PM (IGotw)

186 Posted by: lin-duh at November 03, 2026 04:01 PM (9AdGW)

Good for you, lin-duh, and thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 03, 2026 04:10 PM (JrHfD)

187
If this is true, the same thing happened with the crash that killed Aaliyah (the singer). Pilot didn't want to take off. He was pressured by rich, powerful people and eventually relented. All nine people died in the crash.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

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Rumor has it that this happened with JFK Jr., too. Wifey caused delay with narcissistic grooming ritual, they got off the ground much later than intended, etc. John-john should have left without her.

Mind you, just a rumor.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 03, 2026 04:11 PM (mmrXZ)

188 So, they're as crafty as Paul Ryan trying to retake the GOP by having it lose elections, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 04:10 PM (IGotw)

That's real retarded, sir.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 03, 2026 04:11 PM (Z5RpS)

189 184 Hewitt is a fucking idiot.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 03, 2026 04:10 PM (8B4gm)

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For a smart guy, he says A LOT of dumb stuff.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 03, 2026 04:11 PM (iOpI2)

190 183 Seeing Bootyjudge bail has me thinking El Sayad is toast.

Posted by: MkY at November 03, 2026 04:09 PM (ik4bQ)

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Pelosi saying El-Sayed's views on Israel were unacceptable 3 days ago was the go sign.

Powerful Democrat elected officials don't counter signal any Democrats running for office 3 days before an election, especially something as prominent and perceived as close as the MI senate race.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 04:11 PM (IGotw)

191 One thing that precludes me from ever being president is that I would order my Democrat predecessors plus a few of their cabinet members and a few traitorous legislators to be brought into the Oval Office where I would slap and punch them.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 03, 2026 03:58 PM (mmrXZ)

I'd think that would be a resume enhancer. I'd vote for you especially if it was live-streamed.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at November 03, 2026 04:11 PM (XvJl5)

192 Anyone considered that maybe the Dem old guard suits decided to kneecap the Dem crazies to protect their turf?

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 03, 2026 04:12 PM (Wp1X1)

193 Dave Rubin on X has a video of Piker Hasan telling the public about his love for the USA.

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If true, he probably gave himself a hernia getting the words out.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 03, 2026 04:12 PM (qBdHI)

194 Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 03, 2026 04:03 PM (iFTx/)
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He is no where near Stevens. The comparison is way, way off base.

She made her decision when it mattered and publicized the hell out of it, hoping for an election impact.

Little Petey, by stark contrast, waited until the news cycle is cresting and then he made his comment on a show few lefties even know exists (an early morning business show).

Booty said this only so he can say later he stood for "values", but his delivery shows how transparently ridiculous a human he is.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 03, 2026 04:12 PM (FcAaq)

195 188 So, they're as crafty as Paul Ryan trying to retake the GOP by having it lose elections, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 04:10 PM (IGotw)

That's real retarded, sir.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 03, 2026 04:11 PM (Z5RpS)

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"Winning by losing" leads to losing.

I hope shadowy progressives have adopted this philosophy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 04:12 PM (IGotw)

196 Pete is brave like that.

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Also stunning.

Posted by: Jetto at November 03, 2026 04:12 PM (qTZfs)

197 I'd love to see Elias frog-marched into court and into a medium-security prison where he'd remain for a long time.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie

How about Anthrax Island, doctor?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 03, 2026 04:13 PM (nEUC6)

198 Seriously though it's absolutely apocalyptic for conservatives if even half the polling comes to fruition. Like the meteor wiping out the dinosaurs catastrophic

They decided to back Trump at all cost, now they have to pay the bill.

Please someone give me logical reason to not trust the polls. I cannot take a disappointment on Tuesday if I’m riding on these numbers

Michigan hasnt voted for a republican since 1994 and I dont see anything changing. And Stevens spent the whole primary talking about all the doom and gloom if Rogers is elected, then endorse him? She turned out to be a massive DINO.

I'm trying to square the apparent late break for Democratic candidates with the fact that (according to the accompanying article) Republicans have an edge with late-deciding voters.

God damn. Not only Abbott but the entire statewide GOP ticket should be praying that Talarico doesn't have strong coattails.

As someone from Texas… this amount of hope is uncomfortable

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 03, 2026 04:13 PM (DbafV)

199 195 188 So, they're as crafty as Paul Ryan trying to retake the GOP by having it lose elections, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 04:10 PM (IGotw)

That's real retarded, sir.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 03, 2026 04:11 PM (Z5RpS)

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"Winning by losing" leads to losing.

I hope shadowy progressives have adopted this philosophy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 04:12 PM (IGotw)

Well it plays into their victims have high status worldview.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at November 03, 2026 04:13 PM (okun6)

200 >
Everybody forgets me.
Posted by: Paraguay at November 03, 2026 03:59 PM (wLjpr)

Paraguay is landlocked, but not double-landlocked.

The US state of Nebraska is *triple*-landlocked, which makes it more amusing that their version of the Kentucky Colonel is the Nebraska Admiral.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2026 04:13 PM (qlLNh)

201 Anyone considered that maybe the Dem old guard suits decided to kneecap the Dem crazies to protect their turf?

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Wouldn't exactly break my heart.

Posted by: Jetto at November 03, 2026 04:13 PM (qTZfs)

202
The DSA is going to be real pissy one way or the other, especially if he loses.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 04:04 PM (IGotw)

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I'll drink, dance, and laugh to this message! PLEASE!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 03, 2026 04:14 PM (hzuYO)

203 Guam is at a tipping point.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at November 03, 2026 04:14 PM (wGerL)

204 I love you and all, but I'd rather not hear what CNN and MSNOW are saying...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 04:0

But that's kind of the entire blog. Ace tells us the lies of the mainstream media.

I'm pretty optimistic today. Even watching this. And I'm hoping to report on air suicides to you.

But you need a pick me up. Done.

AI - Nicki Minaj
Recognition

Minaj is often referred to as the "Queen of Rap" and is regarded as one of the most influential rappers of all time. Her contributions have not only changed the landscape of hip-hop but have also empowered women to express themselves more freely within the genre

And LOVES Trump.
Not good for the dems.

Sorry tinyurl to the speech not working.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart at November 03, 2026 04:14 PM (Sco7b)

205 With all this election betting, it makes me think that it's as rigged as the NFL.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 03, 2026 04:14 PM (bX16E)

206
Some election officials need to be tarred and feathered .

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 03, 2026 04:14 PM (2z57a)

207 Seeing Bootyjudge bail has me thinking El Sayad is toast.
Posted by: MkY at November 03, 2026

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But toast is tasty and good for you. I suggest "dog poop" as an alternative expression.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 03, 2026 04:14 PM (56Qyq)

208 Who's Pelosi?

Posted by: DSA Staffer at November 03, 2026 04:14 PM (nHXB4)

209 I was thinking about Paul Ryan the other day, wondering what that POS was doing besides being on boards, getting paid a shit ton, and capitulating to his lefty wife.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 03, 2026 04:15 PM (iOpI2)

210 Anyone considered that maybe the Dem old guard suits decided to kneecap the Dem crazies to protect their turf?

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 03, 2026 04:12 PM

There was speculation about that very point on here the other day. I guess it is possible that the old guard dems want to publicly smack down the dsa freaks and shove it in their faces, but I don't know. It goes against the very nature of democrats to take a loss for any reason IMO.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 03, 2026 04:15 PM (I43vL)

211 NTSB today: Chunks of Learjet's left elevator found, up to three miles from crash site.

Posted by: gp at November 03, 2026 04:15 PM (Jr5Lq)

212 Some election officials need to be tarred and feathered .

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Others, drawn and quartered.

Posted by: Jetto at November 03, 2026 04:15 PM (qTZfs)

213 Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 03, 2026 04:03 PM (iFTx/)
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He is no where near Stevens. The comparison is way, way off base.

She made her decision when it mattered and publicized the hell out of it, hoping for an election impact.

Little Petey, by stark contrast, waited until the news cycle is cresting and then he made his comment on a show few lefties even know exists (an early morning business show).

Booty said this only so he can say later he stood for "values", but his delivery shows how transparently ridiculous a human he is.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 03, 2026 04:12 PM (FcAaq)
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The comparison is dead on. In fact, it was Pelosi who cleared the way for the rats to abandon the ship last week (or weekend) when she threw the terrorist under the bus. I'm at a loss to understand why so many on our side seem so desperate to make Stevens a hero. She opposed MAGA and conservatives at every turn.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 03, 2026 04:16 PM (iFTx/)

214 What happened to Dave in Fla.?

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at November 03, 2026 04:16 PM (wGerL)

215 The media and Democrats will then say Trump stole the election and there must be a military coup to restore Our (D)emocracy. Which is why they want Hegseth gone so badly.

Before we just go in and have a military coup, what about something a little less civilizational ending like passing the SAVE America Act?

Oh no! Can't do something radical and extreme like call off some stupid assed Fake Filibuster Tradition, but assassinating POTUS and Secretary of War then threaten to kill tens of millions of Americans with the military? Green light that modest proposal!

Posted by: Community Notes at November 03, 2026 04:16 PM (U4c/V)

216 Like the meteor wiping out the dinosaurs catastrophic
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Trump II waves hello

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 04:16 PM (b+pJs)

217 If true, he probably gave himself a hernia getting the words out.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 03, 2026 04:12 PM (qBdHI)

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Lady, I was being sarcastic. You should go listen to it; he really, really, really hates this capitalistic shithole.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 03, 2026 04:17 PM (iOpI2)

218 Ho 'bout that?

>>@Kalshi
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32m
>>BREAKING: Democrats odds to control the Senate decrease on Election Day as Texas, Iowa, Michigan, and Maine shift Republican

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2026 04:18 PM (viF8m)

219
Just drove past the township polling place on the way home, line of cars at the entrance to the parking lot there.

Benson hasn't started counting votes yet, so I'm not letting myself get excited, but as someone else noted, bigger than a presidential election turnout here.

Posted by: Auspex at November 03, 2026 04:19 PM (Y8DZL)

220 Lady, I was being sarcastic. You should go listen to it; he really, really, really hates this capitalistic shithole.

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And we hate him right back.

Posted by: Jetto at November 03, 2026 04:19 PM (qTZfs)

221 But that's kind of the entire blog. Ace tells us the lies of the mainstream media.

I tell you the fervent beliefs of the most deranged, vocal Lefties...and their fellow-traveller CCP-funded bots clones.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 03, 2026 04:19 PM (DbafV)

222 Ho 'bout that?

>>@Kalshi
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32m
>>BREAKING: Democrats odds to control the Senate decrease on Election Day as Texas, Iowa, Michigan, and Maine shift Republican
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2026 04:18 PM (viF8m)
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NO WAY, JOSE

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 03, 2026 04:19 PM (iFTx/)

223 I see Paul Ryan's name above. That weirdo.

Someone, when this election cycle is over, needs to investigate him.

I saw him at a Romney/Ryan rally in Daytona Beach. About 10k peaceful people on the beach. Lots of snipers, security and a Coast Guard boat in the ocean to our right. Ryan appears onstage and is terrified. Brief speech. Pit sweating, and it wasn't hot. His eyes gave away his terror.

At some point he was on FOX. Kilmead or someone surprised him with a birthday cake. You'd think it was a cobra as he reeled back like a vampire seeing sunlight. His reaction was so weird the hosts were alarmed. He would not touch his slice of cake.

Something ain't right with him other than being a traitor dikhead and coward.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 03, 2026 04:19 PM (hzuYO)

224 For a long time ago Prager listener I couldn't take Hugh at all

Posted by: Skip at November 03, 2026 04:20 PM (Ia/+0)

225 Ho 'bout that?

>>@Kalshi
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32m
>>BREAKING: Democrats odds to control the Senate decrease on Election Day as Texas, Iowa, Michigan, and Maine shift Republican
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2026 04:18 PM (viF8m)
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NO WAY, JOSE
Posted by: Elric The Blade

I've been reliably informed this is double plus unpossible

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 03, 2026 04:20 PM (YZ0Fo)

226 The New York Times came in for online mockery Tuesday after a list it published of Jewish voters saying they would back Michigan Democrat Abdul El-Sayed for Senate included the unfortunate moniker “Jack Mehoff.”

Posted by: SMOD at November 03, 2026 04:21 PM (RHGPo)

227 "Texas, Iowa ... shift Republican"

Surely nobody with two brain cells to rub together ever seriously thought otherwise.

Posted by: Jetto at November 03, 2026 04:21 PM (qTZfs)

228 The comparison is dead on. In fact, it was Pelosi who cleared the way for the rats to abandon the ship last week (or weekend) when she threw the terrorist under the bus. I'm at a loss to understand why so many on our side seem so desperate to make Stevens a hero. She opposed MAGA and conservatives at every turn.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 03, 2026 04:16 PM (iFTx/)
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I don't care what she opposes or doesn't. She's not on the ballot. She did something that could theoretically help our side. She deserves credit for that and nothing more. I don't think I've seen anyone here trying to lionize her, but giving credit where it's due is okay, imho.

Posted by: ballistic at November 03, 2026 04:21 PM (oqH4h)

229 > there must be a military coup to restore Our (D)emocracy.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2026 04:01 PM (2ocoG)

They really have no clue as to the political makeup of the military, particularly the combat arms specialties.

The various shills installed as field-grade officers under Barky and Dopey Joe don't count.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2026 04:21 PM (qlLNh)

230 225 I've been reliably informed this is double plus unpossible

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 03, 2026 04:20 PM (YZ0Fo)

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The betting odds 3 months out have never, ever, ever been wrong.

Except all the times they've been wrong.

Also, the betting odds have never flipped dozens and dozens of points as soon as counting started.

Except for all the times they did just that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 04:21 PM (IGotw)

231 Oh man, I wish I could get that link working.

I posted links yesterday. Blacks for Trump. Comments under the videos were great.

And I'm pretty sure they'renot telling pollsters they're voting GOP.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart at November 03, 2026 04:21 PM (Sco7b)

232 >>BREAKING: Democrats odds to control the Senate decrease on Election Day as Texas, Iowa, Michigan, and Maine shift Republican
Posted by: JackStraw

I'm strangely less concerned with the Iowa Senate seat, and more worried about the governor. I don't want some creepy Spanberger-like Dem in office for the next 6 years pardoning criminals and pushing trans kids.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 03, 2026 04:22 PM (DbafV)

233 Something ain't right with him other than being a traitor dikhead and coward.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 03, 2026 04:19 PM (hzuYO)

"Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it?"

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 03, 2026 04:22 PM (Z5RpS)

234 What happened to Dave in Fla.?
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at November 03, 2026 04:16 PM (wGerL)

He's posting on X. https://x.com/Dave_in_Fla

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 03, 2026 04:22 PM (ExV1e)

235 227 "Texas, Iowa ... shift Republican"

Surely nobody with two brain cells to rub together ever seriously thought otherwise.

Posted by: Jetto at November 03, 2026 04:21 PM (qTZfs)

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"Extremely Republican states are going to go 20 points to the left because of tariffs, I mean ICE, I mean Goode and Pretti, I mean Iran, I mean gas prices, I mean Ukraine, I mean Epstein...Something is going to do it!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 04:22 PM (IGotw)

236 "The New York Times came in for online mockery Tuesday after a list it published of Jewish voters saying they would back Michigan Democrat Abdul El-Sayed for Senate included the unfortunate moniker “Jack Mehoff.”"

And some signatories pretended to be rabbis when they weren't.

Posted by: gp at November 03, 2026 04:22 PM (Jr5Lq)

237 “Sum Ting Wong,” “Wi Tu Lo,” “Ho Lee Fuk,” and “Bang Ding Ow”

Posted by: SMOD at November 03, 2026 04:22 PM (RHGPo)

238 Is there any such thing as a clean election? I really doubt it. Except maybe in Broward County, because Florida is always on high alert to their shenanigans.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 03, 2026 04:22 PM (j3EXx)

239 'bout that?

>>@Kalshi
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32m
>>BREAKING: Democrats odds to control the Senate decrease on Election Day as Texas, Iowa, Michigan, and Maine shift Republican
Posted by: JackStraw at November

Texas +7 Mi +11 and Maine + 6 were three of the largest spreads in the final NYT attempt at Republican demobilization poll

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 03, 2026 04:23 PM (YZ0Fo)

240 What happened to Dave in Fla.?

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at November 03, 2026 04:16 PM (wGerL)

Sefton and I are going to chat with him on Thursday on the CJN podcast.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 03, 2026 04:23 PM (k5CNB)

241 Democrats odds to control the Senate decrease on Election Day as Texas, Iowa, Michigan, and Maine shift Republican
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2026 04:18 PM (viF8m)

Kalshi. Nothing is shifting. Fake money is being pulled out or smart money is being put in.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 03, 2026 04:23 PM (ExV1e)

242 11 >>3 Thanks Ace!
np... I'm just not sure what i'm supposed to do on election day. I guess I can start posting dribs and drabs of information now.

oh and I had to take care of mundane billing stuff at home, was on the phone with customer service forever. sorry for the delay.
Posted by: Ace at November 03, 2026 03:36 PM (1wjle)
**********
I like screeching "representative" on recorded lines. Hoping they use this as a teaching recording.

Thanks for all you do. My life is unfolding like a Shakespearean play at the moment. I come here for sanity.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 03, 2026 04:24 PM (hzuYO)

243 Any news on how Brandon Herrera is doing?

Posted by: Jetto at November 03, 2026 04:24 PM (qTZfs)

244 NBC News says it will declare Democrat's the winner tonight if the polls were accurate, otherwise it “will take time”

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They've got to have a fair chance to cheat.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Living the Dream at November 03, 2026 04:24 PM (C6Naa)

245 Well it's nice to know LA, NYC, Chicago, Philadelphia, Atlanta, Denver, Minneapolis, Seattle, Charlotte, and D.C. are all running clean and honest elections. Refreshing really.

Posted by: Case at November 03, 2026 04:24 PM (En+fz)

246 224 For a long time ago Prager listener I couldn't take Hugh at all
Posted by: Skip at November 03, 2026 04:20 PM (Ia/+0)
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I tried to listen to all of the old-line radio hosts and can't take any of them. Boring, doctrinaire milquetoast GOP-lite pap.

Rush was Rush. Levin has his moments. The rest of them, eh. Neal Boortz was fun when he wasn't being a Big-L Libertarian knob.

Posted by: ballistic at November 03, 2026 04:24 PM (oqH4h)

247 221 But that's kind of the entire blog. Ace tells us the lies of the mainstream media.

I tell you the fervent beliefs of the most deranged, vocal Lefties...and their fellow-traveller CCP-funded bots clones.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 03, 2026 04:19 PM

Which I love.
I round it out.

Does your brain also hurt at the stupid?
We don't share realities.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart at November 03, 2026 04:24 PM (Sco7b)

248 I had some Kalshi for breakfast.

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 04:25 PM (b+pJs)

249 I had some Kalshi for breakfast.

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 04:25 PM (b+pJs)

Sounds gay.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 03, 2026 04:25 PM (Z5RpS)

250 >>>At some point he was on FOX. Kilmead or someone surprised him with a birthday cake. You'd think it was a cobra as he reeled back like a vampire seeing sunlight. His reaction was so weird the hosts were alarmed. He would not touch his slice of cake.

Something ain't right with him other than being a traitor dikhead and coward.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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Being a member of deep state and its deeds
he lives in fear for his life.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 03, 2026 04:25 PM (Q8D76)

251 > What happened to Dave in Fla.?

Gator got him.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2026 04:26 PM (mkw2N)

252 What happened to Dave in Fla.?
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at November 03, 2026 04:16 PM (wGerL)

He's posting on X. https://x.com/Dave_in_Fla
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 03, 2026 04:22 PM (ExV1e)
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Thank you! Was wondering.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 03, 2026 04:26 PM (YtCQo)

253 I was thinking about Paul Ryan the other day, wondering what that POS was doing besides being on boards, getting paid a shit ton, and capitulating to his lefty wife.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 03, 2026 04:15 PM (iOpI2)

Yes, what a POS he turned out to be. Another gopE asshole.

Posted by: Paul Ryan is Asshole at November 03, 2026 04:26 PM (hXOa5)

254 Did anyone torture themselves by viewing Barnes and Baris, yesterday?

Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2026 04:27 PM (/izzV)

255 Any news on how Brandon Herrera is doing?

- The betting market has, suddenly, decided that he's likely to win.
- Turnout is, I believe, pretty heavy in his district.
- Bexar County, part of which is in his district - I think, may be pulling some ballot shenanigans.
- The local HEB's cookie aisle is empty.

We won't know for sure until we get vote counts.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 03, 2026 04:27 PM (ExV1e)

256 Did anyone torture themselves by viewing Barnes and Baris, yesterday?

***

Are they the ones that did "Fish Heads?"

Posted by: Jetto at November 03, 2026 04:27 PM (qTZfs)

257 Does your brain also hurt at the stupid?
We don't share realities.
Posted by: Stateless

I like it. It's like when I first started watching anime. You watch normal western media, and you're rarely surprised...you usually see where things are headed, jokes are coming, etc. Start watching foreign media (like anime) and suddenly you're being surprised. The unexpected (or inexplicable) occurs.

You go into a Lefty thread, have expectations for how dumb and clueless it'll be...and they always manage to surprise me.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 03, 2026 04:28 PM (DbafV)

258 And what will be the punishment for the ones doing the delay and obstruction? Same as always: NOTHING. M'fers get to eff us over and we're just bending over saying 'Thank you sir! May I have another!?' … what dumb mf'ers we are … Whatever happened to KICK ASS AND TAKE NAMES … !?

Posted by: Dr_No at November 03, 2026 04:28 PM (ayRl+)

259
Paul Ryan was a bow hunter, saw the pixs. Probably offed drifters on his way home after passing on a twelve point buck for being too puny.

Posted by: Auspex at November 03, 2026 04:28 PM (Y8DZL)

260 > “Jack Mehoff.”

Ah, yes. I understand he lives in a can with Prince Albert.

The classic form involves first asking for Tom Mehoff, then, when Tom's not there, ask for his brother Jack.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2026 04:28 PM (qlLNh)

261
What happened to Dave in Fla.?

Gator got him.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2026 04:26 PM (mkw2N)

Everybody said it was a shame
Cuz his mama was workin' on a chain gang.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 03, 2026 04:29 PM (YSUhf)

262 Case

Rural Kansas is very Republican., but the six biggest cities in Kansas are filled with Leftist voters.

Out of the 2.8 million Kansans, 80% live in urban areas. The six million cows, mostly Angus, get no vote. This is why President Trump was in Kansas. He was in Dem strongholds.

FWIW, the State AG, Kris Kobach, has been and is on top of voter fraud.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 03, 2026 04:30 PM (u82oZ)

263 > Paul Ryan was a bow hunter
Posted by: Auspex at November 03, 2026 04:28 PM (Y8DZL)

He prefers pink bows with lace and glitter accents, as I understand it. They make his hair look pretty.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2026 04:30 PM (qlLNh)

264 Is Dave in Fla. any relation to Florida Man?

Posted by: Jetto at November 03, 2026 04:30 PM (qTZfs)

265 Military takeovers are not for any Republic
Name one that worked for the people

Posted by: Skip at November 03, 2026 04:31 PM (Ia/+0)

266 Nood

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 03, 2026 04:31 PM (8B4gm)

267 Ace has nood on Elias

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 03, 2026 04:32 PM (N3b7w)

268 - Bexar County, part of which is in his district - I think, may be pulling some ballot shenanigans.
- The local HEB's cookie aisle is empty.

We won't know for sure until we get vote counts.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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Bexar, Dallas and Harris are the counting counties.
Progenitors of shenanigan cities.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 03, 2026 04:32 PM (Q8D76)

269 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuFOidNhGEU

who knows what I just posted

Posted by: what the cat drug in at November 03, 2026 04:32 PM (jrgJz)

270 Regarding Mayor Butt and Pelosi, could it also be that they think he's going to win and so it's "safe" for them to say (lie) that they care about Jews? Like in Congressional votes where the counts are such that some members are allowed to vote against the Party on certain issues.

Hopefully they're jumping from a sinking ship but it's Michigan, and if/when he loses they'll have really pissed off the DSA lovers. Pelosi probably doesn't need to care but Butt probably still has higher office aspirations.

Posted by: Camera Hogg at November 03, 2026 04:32 PM (9ZFZd)

271 Thanks for all you do. My life is unfolding like a Shakespearean play at the moment. I come here for sanity.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 03, 2026

***
Christy, I hope there are no ghosts at the feast, bloody daggers, skulls of former friends, First and Second Murderers, or eyes being put out in your life!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 03, 2026 04:33 PM (56Qyq)

272 Why can't we just shoot the effin' traitors in our midst? Think they'd hesitate for a minute to re-enact the 'Tsar Nicholas' scenario with us? Think again …

Posted by: Dr_No at November 03, 2026 04:33 PM (ayRl+)

273 I'm hoping we keep the Senate.

Posted by: Max Power at November 03, 2026 04:34 PM (SwyyQ)

274 I had some Kalshi for breakfast.

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 04:25 PM (b+pJs)
*
Sounds gay.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 03, 2026

***
Don't forget Grainberry!
( -- Sean Hannity)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 03, 2026 04:34 PM (56Qyq)

275 That woman in the problems solved shirt is the reason why stereotypes exist.

Posted by: From about That Time at November 03, 2026 04:38 PM (sl73Y)

276
Paul Ryan actually did build up a security fence around his Illinois mansion 10 years ago and has on-site security 24-7.

So the donthurtmeimoneofyou concern must be real.

Posted by: Auspex at November 03, 2026 04:38 PM (Y8DZL)

277 Gorgeous day in SE Michigan, almost 75 degrees and sunny. Everyone was cheerful while waiting in line.

I've never seen a line during midterms at 4 o'clock. I wonder what it'll be like in the evening.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 03, 2026 04:39 PM (fxCK2)

278 In Minneapolis, DA Moriarty will prosecute reporters like Nick Shirley who find fraud. She not not prosecute a woman who is intimidating voters by cheering for an assassination.

Posted by: Dave at November 03, 2026 04:47 PM (sbsMc)

279 I tell you the fervent beliefs of the most deranged, vocal Lefties...and their fellow-traveller CCP-funded bots clones.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
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You really ought to don an EPA suit before visiting that place.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 03, 2026 05:01 PM (XeU6L)

280 Sort of O/T...South Brevard County in FL, heavily deep RED county, received 22" of rain in 18hrs. Heavily flooded huge areas with much flood damage to homes, businesses and cars. Unreal.

We lived on a barrier island in that county. Once received 21" of rain in 24hrs from a tropical storm. It was raining like a giant fire hose.

Flash flooding was what many woke to and it's a huge mess today in a large area with many rescues. I've seen less damage from hurricanes.

There's no way for some people to leave their homes as rescue is limited. Much less vote, which is something no one is concerned about there today.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 03, 2026 05:01 PM (hzuYO)

281 2 classes to teach. I am going to go with a Motown playlist to manifest positivity.

Don’t ask me how, I don’t know. Just go with it. 😂

Posted by: Piper at November 03, 2026 05:23 PM (2UJ+q)

282 Is this a good time for exit polling?? of course it is!

"CNN exit poll shows economy as top issue concerning voters
The CNN exit poll shows that 39 percent of voters view the economy as the top issue facing the US.

Democracy was the second most important issue with 32 percent, followed by immigration with 14 percent.

Crime was the least relevant major issue in the 2026 midterm election with only three percent. (well, duh ! Trump got crime down to nothing by getting rid of criminals nation wide!)

Trump was campaigning pretty heavily on economy this cycle. He knew which end is up.

Posted by: runner at November 03, 2026 05:27 PM (AKptf)

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