Animal Aggressors Cafe

"Hey man is that Freedom Rock? Well turn it up, man!"

Dog is sad that the vet told him he's too fat. I feel you brother.

Chihuahua puppy won't let giant great Danes pass.

One of my favorite amusing things dogs do is the huge amount of showing off they do when they find an old tennis ball or a dirty sock or a stick.

Dog waits for his toys to dry on the line.

"Becket" the prancing advertisement for adopting rescue dogs.

Goose goes after gorilla and the gorilla runs. It wasn't a fluke -- the goose keeps charging the gorilla and the gorilla keeps running.

Cute porcupine "Rico."

Best hockey fight ever. And they're both on the same team.

Baby hippo won't stop bugging an adult elephant.

They are having a disagreement..🐕🐾🐶😅 https://t.co/TalKpE1d8D
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) October 5, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:10 PM

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1 Blade

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 16, 2026 07:09 PM (dK+Kv)

2 Dang! So close!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2026 07:10 PM (2WIwB)

3 Excellent week of work, Ace.

Why don't you finish up your TPS reports and get a head start on the short weekend.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 16, 2026 07:11 PM (dK+Kv)

4 Geese can be mean, and they have liny teeth on their tongues. Would not want to be bitten by one!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 16, 2026 07:11 PM (rOKnE)

5 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2026 07:13 PM (Ia/+0)

6 Has anybody figured out the g forces on a human riding in Tesla doing a flip off a Hot Wheels Ramp? I bet they don't allow fat guys.

Yeah I was thinking the same thing even that jet-assisted jump and spin, that's some severe G forces, not healthy for a rider.

Would not want to be bitten by one!

I have been, its not awful. They hit a lot harder with their wings, honestly. But they are hilariously overconfident, much more aggressive than they can back up.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2026 07:14 PM (nIKjK)

7 I think I figured out why Hexie has been a bit aggressive towards Chloe lately.

There's a strange kitty that's been seen outside my house. Hexie FLIPPED OUT when she saw that cat earlier today.

Although it doesn't look anything at all like Chloe, cats can transfer their aggression to another indoor cat. Penny did it a few times to Jasmine (RIP) in the past.

I guess I need to keep an eye out for the strange kitty and shoo it away from Hexie's territory.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 16, 2026 07:14 PM (FZ29D)

8 >>Chihuahua puppy won't let giant great Danes pass.

Adorable!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 16, 2026 07:14 PM (rOKnE)

9 Has anybody figured out the g forces on a human riding in Tesla doing a flip off a Hot Wheels Ramp? I bet they don't allow fat guys.

Posted by: fd at October 16, 2026 07:14 PM (MWfyi)

10 Lily Mouse is too cute

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2026 07:16 PM (Ia/+0)

11 Rumpelstiltskin ?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 16, 2026 07:17 PM (Cqx++)

12 >>I have been, its not awful. They hit a lot harder with their wings, honestly. But they are hilariously overconfident, much more aggressive than they can back up.

Huh, good to know!
I have been attacked by redwing blackbirds and it's freaky. Had one fly straight into the back of my head, and then other times they swoop in and flap their wings against my head. They do not like you to get close to their nests (which were apparently built right by a park trail, womp womp).

Posted by: Lizzy at October 16, 2026 07:18 PM (rOKnE)

13 Someone acquaint that horse to Jethro Tull.

Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at October 16, 2026 07:18 PM (ENA4W)

14 * inhales deeply *

We made it! 100%! Another victorious week for truth, justice, pleasant bouquet, and the American Way!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 16, 2026 07:19 PM (0sNs1)

15 Yogi Bear has progressed from picnic baskets to whole houses.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 16, 2026 07:19 PM (2GVsD)

16 If I had one of those Teslas I would paint it like the Mach 5 and get a chimp to keep in the trunk.

Posted by: fd at October 16, 2026 07:19 PM (MWfyi)

17 >> Has anybody figured out the g forces on a human riding in Tesla doing a flip off a Hot Wheels Ramp?

The video Ace posted has a little SpaceX style G-force indicator in the lower left. It briefly hit 3g+, and was as low as 0.9g that I could see as the numbers flashed rapidly.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 16, 2026 07:20 PM (w6EFb)

18 If I had one of those Teslas I would paint it like the Mach 5 and get a chimp to keep in the trunk.
Posted by: fd at October 16, 2026 07:19 PM (MWfyi)
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It would be pretty wild to see a race course specifically designed around their capabilities...Like something out of a video game where physics are a bit more flexible...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 16, 2026 07:21 PM (FZ29D)

19 Time to build another wall

@CP24 3h
#BREAKING: Ringleader of Toronto 18 terror plot no longer shows signs of extremism, granted full parole, board says

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 16, 2026 07:23 PM (nEUC6)

20 3g is not bad. The ramp is carefully made. It's not a smooth parabola. I'm sure it was all calculated and simulated before they built it.

Posted by: fd at October 16, 2026 07:23 PM (MWfyi)

21 Huh, good to know!

Its worth knowing that as a bird, Geese weigh like a quarter what you expect them to. You give them a hefty boot and they go flying and then give you some space. It doesn't hurt them as their feathers act like armor, if you don't kick them too hard. Just enough to establish the pecking order.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2026 07:23 PM (nIKjK)

22 If I had one of those Teslas I would paint it like the Mach 5 and get a chimp to keep in the trunk.

Unfortunately, with Chim-Chim you get Spridel.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 16, 2026 07:24 PM (2GVsD)

23 >>If I had one of those Teslas I would paint it like the Mach 5 and get a chimp to keep in the trunk.

I'd cruise by gyms looking for women dressed like Hos.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2026 07:25 PM (viF8m)

24 We made it! 100%! Another victorious week for truth, justice, pleasant bouquet, and the American Way!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 16, 2026 07:19 PM

Señor, you have no idea how happy this makes us!

Posted by: AoSHQ Cafe Custodial Engineers at October 16, 2026 07:26 PM (jvw+Z)

25 Bears continue to be out of control. Someone should put a stop to it.

Posted by: Don't We Have People For That? at October 16, 2026 07:26 PM (EdP2u)

26
Looks like 3.3g max, I think. Of course, there was no indictor for direction relative to the cab of course.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 16, 2026 07:26 PM (w6EFb)

27 Fat dog link goes to some leprechaun.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at October 16, 2026 07:27 PM (3ImbR)

28 Abruptly, I'm wondering if the plural of Mongoose is Mongeese.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2026 07:27 PM (XeU6L)

29 ">>If I had one of those Teslas I would paint it like the Mach 5 and get a chimp to keep in the trunk.

I'd cruise by gyms looking for women dressed like Hos.
Posted by: JackStraw "

There is no reason why you could not do both.

Posted by: fd at October 16, 2026 07:27 PM (MWfyi)

30
The g forces on the ramp remained around 1g, and that's where the 0.9g occurred at. The 3.3g max occurred right near the ground with the braking thruster firing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 16, 2026 07:28 PM (w6EFb)

31 >>Fat dog link goes to some leprechaun.

What are you complaining about, your people are being represented.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2026 07:28 PM (viF8m)

32 24 We made it! 100%! Another victorious week for truth, justice, pleasant bouquet, and the American Way!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 16, 2026 07:19 PM

Señor, you have no idea how happy this makes us!
Posted by: AoSHQ Cafe Custodial Engineers

Keep it up you two! There's a very good reason bat fanciers are considered rabid fans.

Posted by: Penguin Promotion Board at October 16, 2026 07:28 PM (EdP2u)

33 >>Bears continue to be out of control. Someone should put a stop to it.

Drought causing them to wander into human spaces to get food before hibernation.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 16, 2026 07:29 PM (rOKnE)

34 >>There is no reason why you could not do both.

I don't need the competition. She might the monkey owned the car.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2026 07:29 PM (viF8m)

35 "The 3.3g max occurred right near the ground with the braking thruster firing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley"

That's the "Oh shit I hope this damn thing works" moment.

Posted by: fd at October 16, 2026 07:29 PM (MWfyi)

36 I had a braking thruster firing just a while ago-in my pants!

Posted by: Joe Biteum at October 16, 2026 07:30 PM (EdP2u)

37 Penny is snoozing in her new Amazon box...She loves it!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 16, 2026 07:32 PM (FZ29D)

38 Birds can do maneuvers like that no problem and never crash. What we need is a flight computer modeled on a bird brain.

Posted by: fd at October 16, 2026 07:33 PM (MWfyi)

39
Looking at it slowly, the g value dropped as low as 0.2g, and that was during the near free fall after coming off the top of the ramp. It rotated during that, and that put some centrifugal g's on it.

That indicator just gives the magnitude, not the direction, or the x-y-z components, which would be cool to see.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 16, 2026 07:34 PM (w6EFb)

40 "Penny is snoozing in her new Amazon box...She loves it!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel "

Did a cat bed come in it? Maybe you can return the bed.

Posted by: fd at October 16, 2026 07:34 PM (MWfyi)

41 Of course you will have to get another box.

Posted by: fd at October 16, 2026 07:36 PM (MWfyi)

42 If it weren't for publius, the entire state of SC would be considered short-bus worthy.

Posted by: Ever Been To Walterboro? at October 16, 2026 07:37 PM (EdP2u)

43 "Penny is snoozing in her new Amazon box...She loves it!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel "

Did a cat bed come in it? Maybe you can return the bed.
Posted by: fd at October 16, 2026 07:34 PM (MWfyi)
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No, books.

It's like Amazon sends me a free cat bed with every order of books! Win-Win!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 16, 2026 07:39 PM (FZ29D)

44 I only buy pizza once a month, but my outside kitty loves when he gets a new pizza box to lay on. The old one goes in the fire pit then.

Posted by: Cat Furniture at October 16, 2026 07:40 PM (EdP2u)

45 "Mongii"

Posted by: Kindltot at October 16, 2026 07:40 PM (rbvCR)

46
I are a Clempson Cow Collidge Gradu8.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 16, 2026 07:41 PM (w6EFb)

47 You get BOOKS from Amazon? What kind of troglodyte are you?

Posted by: fd at October 16, 2026 07:41 PM (MWfyi)

48 47 You get BOOKS from Amazon? What kind of troglodyte are you?
Posted by: fd at October 16, 2026 07:41 PM (MWfyi)

I just ordered tea with lemon energy drink powder from them this morning.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 16, 2026 07:42 PM (Y/06r)

49 You get BOOKS from Amazon? What kind of troglodyte are you?
Posted by: fd at October 16, 2026 07:41 PM (MWfyi)
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Just trying to keep my crack dealer in business.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 16, 2026 07:42 PM (FZ29D)

50 I only get stuff like 1/2 silicone cone washers and bug spray.

Posted by: fd at October 16, 2026 07:42 PM (MWfyi)

51 Just trying to keep my crack dealer in business.

Crack the spine of a new hardbound book, amirite??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2026 07:43 PM (nIKjK)

52 If it weren't for publius, the entire state of SC would be considered short-bus worthy.
Posted by: Ever Been To Walterboro?

I better get my helmet and start licking windows.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 16, 2026 07:45 PM (zcI95)

53 Look Fat, I get books in the mail, too. I have every back issue of Highlights For Children. Mommy Doktor Jill reads them to me before my naps.

Posted by: Joe Winding Down at October 16, 2026 07:47 PM (EdP2u)

54 Evenin’, All. Happy Friday night.

Posted by: Bulg at October 16, 2026 07:52 PM (77rzZ)

55 Bezos may not be as flashy smart as Elon but Amazon is a master of logistics. Sure, Musk has a flying car, but Amazon can have a 12mm x 1.25 helicoil kit here tomorrow, even on Sunday. Which one is more useful to me? I'll just say that you'll never get me up in one of those things.

Posted by: fd at October 16, 2026 07:53 PM (MWfyi)

56
They keep discovering all sorts of interesting new stuff on the exoplanet front. Would you believe "2nd generation planets" exist? These are planets that form after a star dies, after it goes through the violent red giant phase and blows material away. Well, turns out planets can form in that as well, and they just discovered one orbiting a white dwarf, about a Jupiter size gas giant.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 16, 2026 07:53 PM (w6EFb)

57 Watch this space. This woman does not play around.

>>@DataRepublican

>>Yes, working on some pretty shocking discoveries today. They plan on leveraging a 2026 win into creating an orchestrated hellscape in 2027 which they will blame on Trump. And then 2028 in turn will use 2027's events to leverage the Presidential election discussion into a structural reform of America (aka, multilateral democracy with socialistic elements).

Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2026 07:53 PM (viF8m)

58 You get BOOKS from Amazon? What kind of troglodyte are you?

I just bought some 3" copper nails to drive into the neighbor's cottonwood that is encroaching on my yard.

Posted by: Bosk at October 16, 2026 07:54 PM (VMFAF)

59 "I have every back issue of Highlights For Children. Mommy Doktor Jill reads them to me before my naps.
Posted by: Joe Winding Down"

Goofus reminds me a lot of Hunter.

Posted by: fd at October 16, 2026 07:54 PM (MWfyi)

60 Two-thirds of Americans want government help with surging health care costs — but ‘Medicare for All’ isn’t it.

Make families corporations.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 16, 2026 07:59 PM (/+uur)

61 "Would you believe "2nd generation planets" exist?"

I don't see why not. There are second gen Comets.

Posted by: Crazy about a Mercury at October 16, 2026 07:59 PM (MWfyi)

62 Watch this space. This woman does not play around.
>>@DataRepublican
Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2026 07:53 PM (viF8m)
~~~~~

Data worked with Glenn Beck recently and released a video called "Mapping the DSA Machine." They decided to release it free to all because it's that important. Terrifying and infuriating, and the web is much more complicated and organized than we ever imagined. Watched it last night. Here's the link to:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh2qaFcj65w

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at October 16, 2026 07:59 PM (3ImbR)

63 Would you believe "2nd generation planets" exist?"

I don't see why not. There are second gen Comets.
Posted by: Crazy about a Mercury at October 16, 2026 07:59 PM

We prefer "next generation".

Posted by: ST:TNG at October 16, 2026 08:03 PM (0sNs1)

64 Fanny snagged a small Amazon box as soon as I opened it. Slept in it for two days before she got tired of it. Was the perfect size for her, so I'm hanging onto it in case she wants it back.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 16, 2026 08:04 PM (JNr/z)

65
Speaking of smart people in SC, I have not seen Miklos lately.

I hope he is well and having a great time with his ladies.

Posted by: four seasons at October 16, 2026 08:04 PM (/QHx4)

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