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On Wednesday night, I visited the University of Texas at Austin to address students there — and so did notorious Twitch streamer Hasan Piker. I, a female survivor of Hamas’ brutal terror, came to share my story at the campus’ Chabad student center. On an auditorium stage half a mile away stood Piker, who once said about the day I was shot and taken: “It doesn’t matter if rapes f–king happened on Oct. 7, like that doesn’t change the dynamic for me even this much.” This man sold out the 460-seat venue where he spoke within 20 minutes, and another 2,500 people joined a waiting list. He isn’t a fringe character on college campuses; he’s increasingly becoming the mainstream on campus. But his enthusiastic fans are the people who most need to hear my story.The problem is that they'll hear your story and at best call you a liar and at worst ululate in orgasmic glee at what you endured. The list of Muslim suicide pilots also includes EgyptAir Flight 990 in 1999 where the first officer kept shouting “Allahu Akbar” while downing the plane as well as Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370, the subject of endless fantastic conspiracy theories ranging from UFOs to black holes, but that was actually likely the work of Captain Zaharie Ahmad Shah. After the FlyDubai incident in which an Omani Muslim pilot stabbed an Indian pilot in a reported attempt to hijack Flight FZ1073 bound for Israel and possibly crash the plane, the list of Muslim pilots who tried to bring down airplanes is up to 4. And that means that 44% of pilots who deliberately crashed tried to crash planes were Muslim.to tweak the twisted verbiage and illogic of Leftists and Democrats, and make it relevant and accurate, what we desperately need, and have needed for almost 15 centuries, is Common Sense Islam Control... Before Islam controls us to death! Who do you think is the most extreme socialist candidate running in these 2026 midterms?” a participant named Barry M. asked. . . “This guy’s a wolf in sheep’s clothing. He goes on Fox News, and he deflects every question: ‘Did I want America to suffer during 9/11? Well, people can’t afford groceries.’ That isn’t the question that you were just asked. This guy is the most dangerous one,” the senator continued. “Well, that’s like who’s the tallest midget? Because man, oh, man. That’s a tough one. I’d have to say just on sheer jihadist credentials, it would have to be Abdul El-Sayed,” (Sen. Bernie)Moreno replied. .. El-Sayed, who is running against Republican Mike Rogers, has claimed he is “not a socialist,” although he is running on a platform backed by socialist lawmakers Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT), Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY), and Rep. Rashida Tlaib (D-MI). He has also campaigned with far-left streamer Hasan Piker, who claimed America “deserved 9/11.” And from the insane we go to the ridiculous. Tennessee death row inmate Christa Pike — who is now in the hospital after a botched execution — was given the all-female lethal injection team she had requested, her attorneys revealed on Thursday.Couldn't they find women who could get the job done?! I understand this Lindsey Clancy was available?! Well, that or find a jihadist with a rusty hacksaw, we're overrun with them!!! And jeez, what are they using for lethal injections, St. Joseph's aspirin? Um, I'm no chemist but I understand something called potassium cyanide might've worked a tad better in stopping this fiend's black heart. Anyway, God bless you all and on that and all the other depressing notes I bid you to have a great weekend!
And. . . PODCASTING NEWS: the Podcast feeds have been fixed so you can now listen to them on the RSS feed as well as Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and of course directly at the CutJibNewsletter site. We also post a version on our Rumble channel within 12-24 hours of going live at the above. Also, do follow us on X (Twitter): @CutJibNews And my X (Twitter) account at: @therealJJSefton and on Instagram: @Cutjibnewsletter TIP JAR : Your support helps keep the lights on and is truly appreciated. Note: We are on Stripe, not PayPal. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 02, 2026 07:25 AM (x0n13) 2
It was a kinder gentler execution.
Posted by: fd at October 02, 2026 07:26 AM (MWfyi) 3
Thankful for 10 excellent years of service, JJ. May God continue to bless you and us grateful readers!
Posted by: democrat raping mutilating the children they do not kill at October 02, 2026 07:27 AM (QB6+C) 4
It's Flapjack Friday!
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 02, 2026 07:27 AM (I43vL) 5
Nooded. Thx, JJ.
Posted by: Nazdar at October 02, 2026 07:27 AM (NcvvS) Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 02, 2026 07:28 AM (u82oZ) 7
Morning all, hi JJ. I just wanted to please ask for some good wishes when I have my knee replacement surgery on Monday. Not looking forward to it and kind of wish I hadn't said yes, but away I go. The more I read, the more I think that it won't be as much of a success as I would have hoped. Anyone who's had a knee replacement, please share your experience. I'd appreciate it. Thanks.
Posted by: jaimo at October 02, 2026 07:29 AM (2noDb) 8
Good morning again dear horde and happy birthday JJ
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 02, 2026 07:30 AM (RIvkX) 9
Yonder Horde
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 02, 2026 07:30 AM (RORbl) 10
Very nice account about Fulton Sheen. I'm not a RC, but I'd like to think he's praying for America.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 02, 2026 07:31 AM (JrHfD) 11
Willowed;
150 *beats drum* *sings* Hey! Ho! My Xbox has two toggles Sometimes times upon it I shall play With a Hey Ho fa la la! Sadly, my Dreamcast died today Hey Nonny Nonny woe woe woe! ... Posted by: naturalfake now sings modern folk songs at October 02, 2026 07:31 AM (YSUhf) 12
Good morning, everyone! I have returned from CA and am happy to say that my folks were very surprised to see me as my brother and I neglected to mention I was showing up.
Dad had a great birthday and now I'm back home. Posted by: NR Pax at October 02, 2026 07:31 AM (BpO1e) 13
Thank You for all you do, Mr Sefton.
Posted by: davidt at October 02, 2026 07:31 AM (Q+gd/) 14
J.J. Sefton, your efforts bless us all with knowledge and a wider horizon. Thank you.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 02, 2026 07:31 AM (u82oZ) 15
Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering at October 02, 2026 07:34 AM (2Ez/1) 16
JJ, Happy Birthday, you tough old bastard. We appreciate your efforts each day even if it's not said. Posted by: naturalfake at October 02, 2026 07:34 AM (YSUhf) 17
Thanks for all your hard work and faithfulness here, J.J.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 02, 2026 07:35 AM (JrHfD) 18
While we're speaking of cancer, we collectively still must deal with Islam.
Kids, let's talk about radiation treatment for cancer! Posted by: NR Pax at October 02, 2026 07:35 AM (BpO1e) 19
Good morning JJ, everyone. IMHO, islam needs to meet a new Crusade and be driven back to the shithole countries it came from.
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at October 02, 2026 07:35 AM (Q/FnY) 20
Posted by: NR Pax at October 02, 2026 07:31 AM (BpO1e)
What a nice surprise for them. Glad they're o.k. and that you're back safely. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 02, 2026 07:36 AM (JrHfD) 21
PS... Best wishes for your recovery JJ.
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at October 02, 2026 07:36 AM (Q/FnY) 22
I don't post very often, but wanted to let you know you're a must- read every morning JJ and have been for years now.
Posted by: Biergood at October 02, 2026 07:37 AM (PwgSL) Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 02, 2026 07:38 AM (RIvkX) 24
The lovely and exploratory Mrs naturalfake brought home a bag of Starbuck's Fall Blend. I like it quite a bit. It's a good hearty blend to wake up to. Give it a whirl. That's all.* * Out before the Anti-Starbuckians start with their, "Starbuck's is burnt!!! They burn their coffee to ashes!!! It's a Coffee Bean Genocide, I tells you!!! Coffee Bean Genociiiiiiiide!!!!" Like so. Posted by: naturalfake at October 02, 2026 07:38 AM (YSUhf) 25
Good morning horde! Happy Friday!
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 02, 2026 07:41 AM (ExV1e) 26
Couldn't they find women who could get the job done?! I understand this Lindsey Clancy was available?! Well, that or find a jihadist with a rusty hacksaw, we're overrun with them!!! And jeez, what are they using for lethal injections, St. Joseph's aspirin?
No exercise bands? No bathtub? No fish tank cleaner? A gram of Fentanyl picked up at the Mexican border mixed with saline could have done the job. Couldn't find any freelancers from Canada MAID program? Can't read an X feed with millions of people giving sure-fire advice on how to execute her? You would think that the TN prison system, Death Penalty Division, would have a whole building full of execution experts hand picked by independent juries. Women. Should be nowhere around the Delivery side of the Justice system. Posted by: Community Notes at October 02, 2026 07:41 AM (nAS9C) 27
The mid terms will show that JJs reality is not the reality that most Americans live in.
The time magazine shows how broken Trump is both physically and mentally. Israel is no longer admitted by most Americans. That will take a generation to change. Iran will probably build a bomb in order to drop future attacks ===== English is difficult for ragheads. Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 02, 2026 07:41 AM (RIvkX) 28
Glad they're o.k. and that you're back safely.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke Thank you. I am happy to say that the only hospital trip this time was the on base pharmacy which is a big improvement from my last trip out there. Posted by: NR Pax at October 02, 2026 07:42 AM (BpO1e) 29
Now Tennessee is going to get sued for injuring that poor woman.
Posted by: fd at October 02, 2026 07:43 AM (MWfyi) 30
>>* Out before the Anti-Starbuckians start with their, "Starbuck's is burnt!!! They burn their coffee to ashes!!! It's a Coffee Bean Genocide, I tells you!!!
Coffee Bean Genociiiiiiiide!!!!" Here, it has to be decaf (neurological reasons); Starbucks Decaf Sumatra, ground immediately before brewing, drunk without additives. Dark roasts ftw! Posted by: Nazdar at October 02, 2026 07:43 AM (NcvvS) 31
San Franpsycho
Methinks our troll has a crush on J.J. Who is happily married. Sucks to be that male troll. His messages are getting more personal. Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 02, 2026 07:43 AM (u82oZ) 32
Paul is a bot , right ? Or somebody from another country, because nobody could make that many typos, not even me , and I am a hunt and peck typist and whatever the equivalent is for a a cell phone. Israel is no longer "admitted". LOL. It wasn't as funny as . Democrats take your "ears" from yesterday . You're convinced nobody, Paul. I'd be embarrassed to be paid to go on a Democrat site and spew nonsense.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 02, 2026 07:44 AM (JrHfD) 33
Peete's is undrinkable.
Posted by: Dark Lix at October 02, 2026 07:44 AM (Fv808) Posted by: Auspex at October 02, 2026 07:44 AM (Y8DZL) 35
“Cheap compute, super intelligence, and advanced commercial manufacturing have enabled the proliferation of low-cost, high-precision strike.”
Chief of my concerns about this technology is that Republicans build devastating weapons and when they eventually cede power to the Communists, the Communists will share this with their friends and then turn the weapons upon their own countrymen. One small example: Look at how much 1033 Gear was given to irresponsible, trigger-happy SWAT teams in various blue cities. Remember Meal Team Six? Posted by: Community Notes at October 02, 2026 07:45 AM (nAS9C) 36
It's hard to type with a pencil dick.
Posted by: Pawl at October 02, 2026 07:45 AM (MWfyi) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 02, 2026 07:45 AM (JrHfD) 38
Community Notes
Yoko Ohno had an opening in her schedule, yet she was not called in to sing to the Death Row prisoner. A missed opportunity. Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 02, 2026 07:45 AM (u82oZ) 39
30 years on death row isn't much of a death sentence.
Posted by: davidt at October 02, 2026 07:48 AM (Q+gd/) Posted by: Don Black at October 02, 2026 07:49 AM (ZxPkt) 41
Couldn't they find women who could get the job done?! I understand this Lindsey Clancy was available?! Well, that or find a jihadist with a rusty hacksaw, we're overrun with them!!! And jeez, what are they using for lethal injections, St. Joseph's aspirin? Um, I'm no chemist but I understand something called potassium cyanide might've worked a tad better in stopping this fiend's black heart.
I've seen it reported, and nothing on the internet isn't true, that she stopped eating/drinking three days before the event and became dehydrated which made her veins problematic. I'm not a medical person so I don't know how plausible it is. As for the all woman team, it's also been reported that the same doctor oversaw this event as Tennessee's last execution, which was also botched. Maybe the drugs were bad, maybe it was deliberate, who knows. Seems like they could use some of that fentanyl we keep seizing to get the job done. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 02, 2026 07:49 AM (ExV1e) 42
Mornin’, All. Happy Friday.
Posted by: Bulg at October 02, 2026 07:49 AM (77rzZ) 43
CBD says the troll is in the U.S. but as is obvious from diction, grammar, etc that it is not American.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 02, 2026 07:49 AM (RIvkX) 44
Is that William Holden up there?
Posted by: Don Black at October 02, 2026 07:49 AM (ZxPkt) 45
Happy 10th Anniversary JJ!
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 02, 2026 07:49 AM (wVcYX) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 02, 2026 07:50 AM (x0n13) 47
MS NOW Lets Guest Claim 2nd Amendment Was for Slave Patrols
-- We all know Paul Revere rode like a maniac through town screaming, "the slaves are coming, the slaves are coming!" Posted by: Lady in Black at October 02, 2026 07:51 AM (qBdHI) 48
Yes, filling up the tank still costs too much, and spot grocery prices such as beef remain painful — but core inflation hit just 3% in August, so it’s still coming down from the Bidenflation stratosphere, albeit not as fast as we’d all like.
FY2025 is $7.01 Trillion FY2024 was $6.73 Trillion Trump and Congress continue to spend more than all other budgets in all of American History. Inflation at 3% is a miracle or some really shitty metrics for calculating "inflation". Posted by: Community Notes at October 02, 2026 07:51 AM (nAS9C) 49
JJ, I didn’t realize that your health troubles were still ongoing. Prayer up.
Posted by: Bulg at October 02, 2026 07:51 AM (77rzZ) 50
They should have just picked up a chunk of asphalt and bashed her head in.
Posted by: Real Justice at October 02, 2026 07:51 AM (MWfyi) 51
7 Anyone who's had a knee replacement, please share your experience. I'd appreciate it. Thanks.
Posted by: jaimo at October 02, 2026 07:29 AM (2noDb) My cousin had both knees replaced about 10 years go at 65 and said it was life changing, as in for the better. Beat of luck to you! Posted by: TxAnn at October 02, 2026 07:51 AM (SjAWL) Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 02, 2026 07:51 AM (u82oZ) 53
47 MS NOW Lets Guest Claim 2nd Amendment Was for Slave Patrols
-- We all know Paul Revere rode like a maniac through town screaming, "the slaves are coming, the slaves are coming!" Posted by: Lady in Black at October 02, 2026 07:51 AM (qBdHI) Mel Brooks on Horseback shouting "Schvartzes, Luz'm Gayn!!!!!!! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 02, 2026 07:52 AM (x0n13) 54
Don't forget to factor in the successful pilots who hit the towers and the Pentagon.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 02, 2026 07:52 AM (0U5gm) 55
A strategically placed bullet is all one needs to facilitate a quick and no-fuss execution.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 02, 2026 07:52 AM (qBdHI) 56
I think it doesn't bode well for society when we've got what appear to be compromised people on juries and in charge of executions. The TN debacle is likely to rival the Clancy jury debacle when the truth finally comes out.
There's something fundamentally wrong here. I'm not quite ready to place blame on women, but they are increasingly making the case for it. Even my wife is beginning to wonder... Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 02, 2026 07:52 AM (RORbl) 57
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 02, 2026 07:49 AM (RIvkX)
It might be a fun exercise to have an open thread where we all post as Paul with even more ludicrous comments and egregiously bad typos. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 02, 2026 07:53 AM (JrHfD) 58
Martini Farmer
So more work needed on Constitution 2.0. With all the monitoring going on, actions can be easily assessed. Then swift Justice. Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 02, 2026 07:54 AM (u82oZ) 59
My best wild ass guess is that the gov of Tennessee will commute her death sentence. She'll die in prison. But I'm no lawyer, although I have seen "Boston Legal".
Posted by: Don Black at October 02, 2026 07:55 AM (ZxPkt) 60
Slave Patrols. It's embarrassing that people believe this bullshit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 02, 2026 07:56 AM (nESHF) 61
Chser: Deadly blunders The bloody history of botched executions — including cop-killer whose head exploded — after Christa Pike survived
My system is foolproof. -- Vlad III Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 02, 2026 07:56 AM (ExV1e) 62
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 02, 2026 07:51 AM (qBdHI)
LOL. I thought it was "Everybody with white skin is a racist.. Everybody with white skin is racist" . I'm sure that's what the woman who wrote the award winning book on "white paint is racist" said in commenting on American history. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 02, 2026 07:57 AM (JrHfD) 63
FenelonSpoke
I vote no. Let him be banned and forgotten. We already did Flamewar Fridays. And ace stopped it. Maybe different color fonts and blinking ribbons of test marching around, like the old days. Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 02, 2026 07:57 AM (u82oZ) 64
To execute a murderous femme Tennessee called a lady team in They had tea and ate cakes Played Banco for stakes Left happy with their main job forgotten! Posted by: naturalfake at October 02, 2026 07:57 AM (YSUhf) 65
Thank you JJ. I believe I’ve been around for half of your 10 years here.
Continued prayers for the health of you and your wife Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 02, 2026 07:57 AM (M+uMR) 66
JJ is a must read every morning and Stalag 17 is a must see every time it comes on. My favorite scene is when JJ is laying in his bunk and spots the knot in the light cord with the bulb slightly swinging.
Posted by: TxAnn at October 02, 2026 07:58 AM (SjAWL) Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 02, 2026 07:58 AM (u82oZ) 68
There's something fundamentally wrong here. I'm not quite ready to place blame on women, but they are increasingly making the case for it.
-- Because of the shocking insanity I saw during Clancy, and just how off their rockers a lot of women are, my immediate thought in the aftermath of Pike's botched execution was that it's quite possible those responsible decided upon themselves to cook up a plan to throw a wrench into it. The solidarity of these Clancy Coven types unfortunately makes this kind of thing not unthinkable. What a messed up world we live in. Posted by: Lady in Black at October 02, 2026 07:58 AM (qBdHI) 69
Public School educated American is a possibility.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 02, 2026 07:51 AM (u82oZ) ===== Possible, but sentence structure and word choice make me think Paul is south Asian. Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 02, 2026 07:59 AM (RIvkX) 70
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 02, 2026 07:57 AM (u82oZ)
I don't think I participated in flame war Friday. I can get irritable on here, but I generally don't see the point of flaming fellow conservatives. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 02, 2026 08:00 AM (JrHfD) 71
Anyone who's had a knee replacement, please share your experience. I'd appreciate it. Thanks.
Posted by: jaimo at October 02, 2026 07:29 AM (2noDb) My cousin had both knees replaced about 10 years go at 65 and said it was life changing, as in for the better. Beat of luck to you! Posted by: TxAnn at October 02, 2026 07:51 AM (SjAWL) You'll kind of hate it for the first couple of weeks, but power through the physical therapy and you'll love your new knee. Posted by: naturalfake at October 02, 2026 08:00 AM (YSUhf) 72
2,600 new air traffic controllers? Big Deal! I'm certified, too!
Posted by: Mental Illness On Parade at October 02, 2026 08:00 AM (Fn+3X) 73
San Franpsycho
I saw your comment about the tax differences in your house if sold. Yikes. May that inheritance be long delayed. Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 02, 2026 08:01 AM (u82oZ) 74
Thank you JJ. I believe I’ve been around for half of your 10 years here.
Continued prayers for the health of you and your wife Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 02, 2026 07:57 AM (M+uMR) ===== The first 5 years were much more exciting. Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 02, 2026 08:01 AM (RIvkX) 75
" A lie can be around the world while the truth is still putting it's shoes on" now brought to you in 5G.
How about people just ignore the troll. Posted by: Ben Had at October 02, 2026 08:01 AM (10NPz) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 02, 2026 08:02 AM (JrHfD) 77
Chser: Deadly blunders The bloody history of botched executions — including cop-killer whose head exploded —
Botched? No, that worked. They is dead. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 02, 2026 08:02 AM (nESHF) 78
It truly sickens me to my soul that a vile, utterly inhuman and repugnant person like Hasan Piker can draw a sold out crowd to any campus, with hundreds and hundreds more that wanted to get in but couldn't. Just unbelievable, no matter where the campus was. The kids...they are in trouble. We are in trouble.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 02, 2026 08:02 AM (qBdHI) 79
In terms of coffee, I usually get a Spanish espresso bean and blend it with a vanilla bean infused coffee, typically at a 3:1 ratio and get a superb cup of coffee.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 02, 2026 08:02 AM (XV/Pl) 80
{{{Ben Had}}}
🎼 ♭ 5/4 ♫♫ ♫♫ Good morning! ♬♬ ♩ ♪ Good advice. As always. Fall has hit the local area. The massive rainfall is over, and my house was 50 ℉ this morning. Hope you got some rain. Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 02, 2026 08:03 AM (u82oZ) 81
May that inheritance be long delayed.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 02, 2026 08:01 AM (u82oZ) ==== It can be delayed but never denied. Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 02, 2026 08:04 AM (RIvkX) 82
Prayers and well wishes to all... we're headed back downtown to MD Anderson in about a half hour. Mrs' next preop before Monday....
Getting older (over 29) is starting to... (BTW, filled up yesterday- another 20 cents cheaper) Posted by: man at October 02, 2026 08:04 AM (RsBOc) 83
When the moon is in the Seventh House
And Jupiter aligns with Mars Then DEI will guide the planets And Socialism will steer the stars [Chorus] This is the dawning of the age of Enshitification! Posted by: Count de Monet at October 02, 2026 08:04 AM (wVcYX) 84
JJ, you are in my prayers.
We all appreciate the work you do for us here. And I hope you know you are loved. Posted by: TecumsehTea at October 02, 2026 08:04 AM (FGA9/) Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 02, 2026 08:04 AM (u82oZ) 86
NaCly, I got what could be called spit on. I am watching as there is rain both north and south of me.
I am always happy for anyone that gets needed rain. Posted by: Ben Had at October 02, 2026 08:06 AM (10NPz) 87
Congratulations on 10 highly informative years, Mr Sefton. Been reading on the main page for a long time but only started having time for checking comments about 2009, and even then, almost pure lurker until retirement last year. Looking forward to the next ten!
Posted by: Nazdar at October 02, 2026 08:06 AM (NcvvS) 88
So, what exactly is botched about a cop killer whose head exploded during execution? I'd pay good money to see that.
Posted by: Starved For Entertainment at October 02, 2026 08:06 AM (Fn+3X) 89
In 200 years, I wonder how many legacy Americans will be related to Elon?
We need to get him to Mars with his baby mommas. He is part of the Human Race's backup plan. Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 02, 2026 08:06 AM (u82oZ) 90
Anyone who's had a knee replacement, please share your experience"
Buddy had the "new style" back in June. He is thrilled with the results... Posted by: man at October 02, 2026 08:07 AM (RsBOc) 91
JJ is a must read every morning and Stalag 17 is a must see every time it comes on. My favorite scene is when JJ is laying in his bunk and spots the knot in the light cord with the bulb slightly swinging.
Posted by: TxAnn I hope it wasn't a noose! Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 02, 2026 08:07 AM (0U5gm) 92
I'm still hoping my kids leave the city. I don't want to end my years in this sh*thole.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 02, 2026 08:07 AM (RIvkX) Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 02, 2026 08:08 AM (u82oZ) 94
Thank you, JJ, for all you do. The morning report is a must read every weekday.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 02, 2026 08:08 AM (0U5gm) 95
Anyone who's had a knee replacement, please share your experience. I'd appreciate it. Thanks.
Posted by: jaimo at October 02, 2026 07:29 AM (2noDb) I had a partial knee replacement 3 years ago. Great success; I run on it to the tune of about 20 miles per week (though slower than I used to be)… the PT is the key. Only downside is: the bionic stuff is not as good as the original equipment (despite what Lee Majors said). Oh… make sure your surgeon uses the robotic assist equipment to do the alignment… it’s better than manual Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 02, 2026 08:08 AM (M+uMR) 96
>my immediate thought in the aftermath of Pike's botched execution was that it's quite possible those responsible decided upon themselves to cook up a plan to throw a wrench into it.
--- if their plan was to spare Pike out of some girl-power sense of solidarity, they may have done more harm than good. She may have suffered brain damage during the execution attempt. They will have turned their heroine into a vegetable. Posted by: Don Black at October 02, 2026 08:08 AM (ZxPkt) 97
> The kids...they are in trouble. We are in trouble.
Posted by: Lady in Black ------ I think there will be much infighting among the next generation or two. They're a vocally combative bunch, some physically combative. Me, and my ilk will be dead and gone when they assume real power. *shrugs* The time to rectify all that is past. Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 02, 2026 08:08 AM (RORbl) 98
30 years on death row isn't much of a death sentence.
Posted by: davidt at October 02, 2026 07:48 AM (Q+gd/) I am of the opinion that, while convicted persons should be granted the opportunity to appeal, there should be a time limit on introducing new appeals. Spinning them out, one after the other, to prevent the state from carrying out your sentence, is bullshit. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 02, 2026 08:08 AM (ExV1e) 99
I am watching as there is rain both north and south of me."
We got hammered last night (N of Houston). Nearly half a foot nearby... Posted by: man at October 02, 2026 08:08 AM (RsBOc) 100
If Democrats win in November they will flood the country with Third World foreigners and force Americans to foot the bill for all of it.
-- To me, it's only a matter of time when this will happen. For the Communist Democrats, there's no going back to any semblance of normalcy. The flood will happen just as soon as they're able to make it happen. Way, way too many voters are resting on their laurels and unaware of the freight train heading straight for us when they get back in. This isn't your daddy's Democrat party. They mean to destroy what's left of America, and they will do it. It would've already been done were it not for Trump. I would love to believe every election doesn't come down to balancing a pin on a wire. But that's where they've taken us. Posted by: Lady in Black at October 02, 2026 08:08 AM (qBdHI) 101
All you praying types should add tcn to your list. One of her sons was shot last night in what sounds like a drug deal gone bad - she talked about it on the ONT.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 02, 2026 08:09 AM (gLYp7) 102
Oops! I ululated. In my pants.
Posted by: Hedchopi Murd Urderi at October 02, 2026 08:09 AM (mB8nr) 103
Congratulations on the 10 years, JJ. Can you do it for another 10 years?
Posted by: dantesed at October 02, 2026 08:10 AM (Oy/m2) 104
"The Essential Services Restoration Act (Measure ER) overwhelmingly passed in L.A. County earlier this year, raising the sales tax by a half-cent to support health care and other essential services"
The best part is the collected taxes go in the general fund with no stipulations on spending. Posted by: fd at October 02, 2026 08:10 AM (MWfyi) 105
"Anyone who's had a knee replacement, please share your experience"
I can run swiftly and have extended my vertical leap, so that worked out. Posted by: Col. Steve Austin at October 02, 2026 08:10 AM (wVcYX) 106
My favorite scene is when JJ is laying in his bunk and spots the knot in the light cord with the bulb slightly swinging.
Posted by: TxAnn Ach so! Posted by: Dark Lix at October 02, 2026 08:10 AM (Fv808) 107
>> This man sold out the 460-seat venue where he spoke within 20 minutes, and another 2,500 people joined a waiting list.
And every single one of those people will be voting for a Democrat who holds the very same beliefs. Remember that when you believe you have something better to do on Election Day Posted by: Vengeance at October 02, 2026 08:10 AM (hcEyG) 108
When I first moved to TX, an errant cigarette butt out the truck window would have burnt the city down. So dry. It was a month before there was a rain shower.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 02, 2026 08:11 AM (nESHF) 109
83 Count, thanks for putting THAT earworm in my head.
Posted by: Bulg at October 02, 2026 08:11 AM (77rzZ) 110
"They will have turned their heroine into a vegetable.
Posted by: Don Black " They don't care about her. This outcome is actually better for them. Posted by: fd at October 02, 2026 08:12 AM (MWfyi) 111
30 years on death row isn't much of a death sentence.
Posted by: davidt In Japan, the death sentence may be carried out at any time. The condemned has no idea what day it will happen. I like to think that focuses them on their crime, and the consequences. Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 02, 2026 08:13 AM (0U5gm) 112
Anyone who's had a knee replacement, please share your experience
Has anyone done the injections rather than replacement? If so, how was that? Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 02, 2026 08:13 AM (ExV1e) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 02, 2026 08:13 AM (ndZc7) Posted by: runner at October 02, 2026 08:13 AM (AKptf) 115
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 02, 2026 08:09 AM (gLYp7
Thanks. Just looked at that on the ONT - post @ 374. I will pray. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 02, 2026 08:13 AM (JrHfD) 116
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Dystopian SF: Fence off some land. Have an inner area of urban decay, also secured from escape. Put the Death Row inmate in the inner area. The winning psychopathic people that paid money for the privilege can hunt her. Sell on PPV. Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 02, 2026 08:13 AM (u82oZ) Processing 0.02, elapsed 0.0252 seconds. |
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