Of Course: Liberal Judge Rushes in to Save CNN and MSNOW

A federal judge ordered President Donald Trump early Thursday to restore White House access to CNN, MSNOW and Politico, temporarily blocking his bid to ban them from accessing the executive mansion.
U.S. District Judge Timothy Kelly, a Trump appointee, said the news outlets had met the "high bar" for a preliminary injunction and that White House must "immediately return, reinstate, and restore" their access.

The legacy media outlets, including Fox, protested Trump by refusing to carry the White House pool reporting and footage that all other media rely on. I actually can understand Fox joining the embargo, because -- and strangely the leftwing media has forgotten all about this for some reason -- Obama repeatedly threatened to ban Fox from the White House. Fox thinks, probably wrongly, that if they join with the liberal media in solidarity in boycotting Trump, then they will rush in and boycott a Democrat president when he bans Fox.

I wouldn't count on that. Very much 2003 thinking. These are communists and the only thing that matters to them is the revolution and then the sweet, sweet purges thereafter.

But I understand their thinking.

Real America's Voice and Just the News have been undermining this boycott by doing the pool coverage themselves.

President Donald Trump's ban of CNN, MS NOW and Politico from White House grounds last week did more than pick a fight with three newsrooms. It exposed how easily the country's main picture of the presidency can go dark.

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After the White House blocked CNN from its assigned turn in the five-network television pool, ABC, CBS, NBC and Fox News declined in solidarity to fill the slot.
As a result, there was no shared network video of Trump boarding Air Force One.
Additionally, at a South Lawn ribbon-cutting for a new Marine One helipad, helicopter noise swallowed his remarks on the White House livestream.
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But one conservative network, Real America's Voice, a partner of Just the News, is stepping into the void to create competition and a backup plan.
The White House listed RAV as secondary TV crew for the New York trip to the United Nations General Assembly gathering and on Wednesday, RAV said it would offer its pool camera as a free, unbranded feed to any outlet.
"When the traditional television pool chose to stand down, somebody still had to show up, turn the cameras on, and make sure the American public had access to the President," Parker Sigg, RAV's vice president, told Just the News. "RAV was ready to do exactly that. We have the crews, the infrastructure, and the ability to distribute this coverage far beyond our own network.

Hello. Looks like a slow news day.

Yikes on bikes what I wouldn't give for a juicy Lesbian Long Covid story today.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:18 PM

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1 Yawn.

Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2026 12:19 PM (Av6i5)

2 It's amazing that the journalists think they are the only games in town.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 24, 2026 12:19 PM (BpO1e)

3 Does it really matter who has "Whtie House Access"? No.

Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2026 12:19 PM (Av6i5)

4 Everything's a Hot Link!

Posted by: Gunslinger at September 24, 2026 12:19 PM (R2gO3)

5 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:19 PM (ccf/V)

6 fuck em

Posted by: doug at September 24, 2026 12:20 PM (B1+sW)

7 what next? will a judge order the president to call on cnn reporters?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 24, 2026 12:20 PM (CWTWj)

8 I'm still wondering in this day and age of AI and the Internet, why is there still a press pool?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 12:20 PM (2Cry5)

9 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 12:20 PM (sIUuR)

10 Yikes on bikes what I wouldn't give for a juicy Lesbian Long Covid story today.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:18 PM

That story gets crazier the more I read about it.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 12:21 PM (N1DT3)

11 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 24, 2026 12:21 PM (NcvvS)

12 Also, this is what I get for reading the content like a noob.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 12:21 PM (N1DT3)

13 3 Does it really matter who has "Whtie House Access"? No.

Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2026 12:19 PM (Av6i5)

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It's about who has access to offices that allow for easier relationship building between media figures and government officials.

The media really doesn't want to lose that, and they REALLY don't want themselves replaced by, say, Breitbart who can get off the record interviews with WH officials more easily.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 12:21 PM (I7axw)

14 I think the White House said fuck you and the judge gave them til 12:30 today to explain what fuck you means.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 24, 2026 12:21 PM (2UnvF)

15 Fox thinks, probably wrongly, that if they join with the liberal media in solidarity in boycotting Trump, then they will rush in and boycott a Democrat president when he bans Fox.

I wish I could say I care what happens to Fox, but I don't. They decided their interests were with the other dinosaur propagandists, so screw 'em.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 12:21 PM (Riz8t)

16 Just because the goons are allowed into the press room doesn’t mean they get front seats or called upon.

Put them in the back and ignore them completely. And if they start interrupting and yelling, have them escorted out.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2026 12:22 PM (W2Pud)

17 15 Fox thinks, probably wrongly, that if they join with the liberal media in solidarity in boycotting Trump, then they will rush in and boycott a Democrat president when he bans Fox.

I wish I could say I care what happens to Fox, but I don't. They decided their interests were with the other dinosaur propagandists, so screw 'em.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 12:21 PM (Riz8t)

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Guild before anything else.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 12:22 PM (I7axw)

18
So the Courts are now telling the Golden Scalp Weasel that the press must be allowed into his home? Sounds like a MAJOR 3rd Amendment overreach to me.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2026 12:22 PM (iqcvy)

19 Yikes on bikes what I wouldn't give for a juicy Lesbian Long Covid story today.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:18 PM

I'm sure there are websites full of them, but...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 12:22 PM (sIUuR)

20 I only watch RAV, as they always cover every word out of the President's mouth live. You should too.

Posted by: He Exhorted! at September 24, 2026 12:22 PM (Fn+3X)

21 Yikes on bikes what I wouldn't give for a juicy Lesbian Long Covid story today.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:18 PM

Top o' the nooner to ya, Ace!

Fret not! Taylor Lorenz has your back!!!

https://shorturl.fm/u2oA8

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:22 PM (ccf/V)

22 juicy Lesbian Long Covid story today.
Busty lebsian

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 24, 2026 12:22 PM (xDXWF)

23 Put them in the back and ignore them completely. And if they start interrupting and yelling, have them escorted out.

Into a waiting, spooled-up helicopter.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 12:23 PM (Riz8t)

24 How long since the last flaming skull and or pudding cup? Ages, I think.

Posted by: The Sheep of Piddington at September 24, 2026 12:23 PM (ZEDPq)

25 I think the Journalistic Left wants to gin up a 'Constitutional crisis'.

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 12:23 PM (ZxPkt)

26 I'm still wondering in this day and age of AI and the Internet, why is there still a press pool?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 12:20 PM (2Cry5)

The legacy media is moribund. It grasps at the semblance of what it once was and convinces itself that it still has the same power.

All while crying about the fact it doesn't have the power it once had.

They are great at doublethink.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 12:23 PM (N1DT3)

27 What a perfect way to re-direct press attacks on the war, 'affordability' and all the other issues they use to demean and insult Trump.
There's nothing more important to the press than themselves.
They really believe that they embody the First Amendment. They don't.
But give them a chance to grasp their pearls and proclaim outrage at the way they are being disrespected, and that's all they'll talk about.
Once again, Trump lives rent free in their heads.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at September 24, 2026 12:23 PM (MNCvZ)

28 President Donald Trump's ban of CNN, MS NOW and Politico from White House grounds last week did more than pick a fight with three newsrooms. It exposed how easily the country's main picture of the presidency can go dark.

...

After the White House blocked CNN from its assigned turn in the five-network television pool, ABC, CBS, NBC and Fox News declined in solidarity to fill the slot.

As a result, there was no shared network video of Trump boarding Air Force One.

Additionally, at a South Lawn ribbon-cutting for a new Marine One helipad, helicopter noise swallowed his remarks on the White House livestream.

They're banned from the press room or the entire grounds?

Because if the grounds, that's f*cking hysterical.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:23 PM (ccf/V)

29 Trump may have stepped on his johnson with this episode.

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 12:23 PM (ZxPkt)

30 Ace, you could do a Hollywood post about the incredibly awful new Tom Crusie film "Digger," which is an attempt to make a Climate Change Comedy that's so unfunny even the lefties can't summon a chuckle:

https://www.hollywoodintoto.com/ tom-cruise-digger-climate-change-oscar-chances/

Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2026 12:24 PM (Av6i5)

31 28
They're banned from the press room or the entire grounds?

Because if the grounds, that's f*cking hysterical.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:23 PM (ccf/V)

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It's my understanding that it's related to a series of offices on the White House grounds built for media to have convenient work spaces.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 12:24 PM (I7axw)

32 Put them in the back and ignore them completely. And if they start interrupting and yelling, have them escorted out.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2026 12:22 PM (W2Pud)
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Put them in kindergarten chairs and see how long they last.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 24, 2026 12:24 PM (amcLV)

33 "Yikes on bikes what I wouldn't give for a juicy Lesbian Long Covid story today."

Well, you could always make one up, Ace, and put as many juicy details as you like. If CNN can completely fabricate stories, I don't see why you can't occasionally for a bit of fun.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 12:24 PM (JrHfD)

34 29 Trump may have stepped on his johnson with this episode.

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 12:23 PM (ZxPkt)

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He'll never win the presidency now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 12:24 PM (I7axw)

35 Fret not! Taylor Lorenz has your back!!!

https://shorturl.fm/u2oA8

From the end of the link:

This editor's wife was diagnosed with an autoimmune disorder (lupus erythematosus) years ago, but even she gave up the mask when everyone else did and stopped after the first booster. There are too many photos of Lorenz not wearing a mask to believe she uses one of these SIPmasks. We really believe the lesbian bar had an ulterior motive for keeping people's faces covered.

I guess this is a gentler way of saying "you ugly".

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 12:25 PM (Riz8t)

36
Put them in the back and ignore them completely. And if they start interrupting and yelling, have them escorted out.

Was it Biden or Obama who had the Secret Service shove the press into a literal broom closet? I forget.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2026 12:25 PM (iqcvy)

37 And thank you all for the continued prayers offered in the previous thread.

Seems we've needed them a lot.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:25 PM (ccf/V)

38 Afternoon Ace.
The merger between Paramount and Warner cannot come fast enough. "Your honor, CNN is withdrawing from this case because our news division no longer exists"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2026 12:25 PM (NGWpV)

39 Just cancel all WH press briefings. These babies need to be thrown out with the polluted bathwater.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2026 12:26 PM (XvL8K)

40 Put them in the back and ignore them completely. And if they start interrupting and yelling, have them escorted out.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2026 12:22 PM (W2Pud)
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Put them in kindergarten chairs and see how long they last.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 24, 2026 12:24 PM (amcLV)
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Make them wear silly hats and force them to make their notes using pens that are big floppy plumes.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 24, 2026 12:26 PM (amcLV)

41 Was it Biden or Obama who had the Secret Service shove the press into a literal broom closet? I forget.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2026 12:25 PM (iqcvy)

Obama.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 12:26 PM (N1DT3)

42 Getting sick and fucking tired of these cunt judges pieces of shit

Andrew Jackson their bony pissant asses already

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at September 24, 2026 12:26 PM (UPRxU)

43
Was it Biden or Obama who had the Secret Service shove the press into a literal broom closet? I forget.

Biden, I think.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 12:26 PM (Riz8t)

44 Does the press core have security clearances? If not why not start requiring them of all WH press core?

That should easily limit the available press traitor's access.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 24, 2026 12:26 PM (NnhvP)

45 Just because the goons are allowed into the press room doesn’t mean they get front seats or called upon.

Put them in the back and ignore them completely. And if they start interrupting and yelling, have them escorted out.
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Yep. If its a 100 foot room, put them 85 feet back with zero rows of chairs intervening. Congrats, you're in the room. Put one or two "friendlies" in chairs 10 feet from the podium. Tell the judge to go back to doing...whatever it is that he says he does there.

Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2026 12:26 PM (TN0g+)

46 There is a simple solution to the White House Press access.

Shut it down.

The press can submit questions via an online form, after confirming their identity with rigorous MFA, of course. Responses will be distributed via mailing list.

That's it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 12:26 PM (FZ29D)

47 Reinstate them and hold no press briefings.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 24, 2026 12:27 PM (DPPrP)

48 So is it this judge's claim that everyone who claims to be a journalist be granted access to the WH? No limit?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 24, 2026 12:27 PM (2UnvF)

49 Was it Biden or Obama who had the Secret Service shove the press into a literal broom closet? I forget.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2026 12:25 PM (iqcvy)

Obama.

Was it Biden or Obama who had the Secret Service shove the press into a literal broom closet? I forget.

Biden, I think.

Is everything clear now?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 12:27 PM (Riz8t)

50 Give them their creds back.

Stop doing pressers.

Release official statements to the media.

There's no law stating the Administration must do press room briefings every day.

F*ck them.......where they live.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:27 PM (ccf/V)

51 Didn't Hillary have roped-off areas for the press at her campaign events? Like sheep in a pen?

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 12:27 PM (ZxPkt)

52 Heya Ben Had!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 12:28 PM (pdYbP)

53 It's my understanding that it's related to a series of offices on the White House grounds built for media to have convenient work spaces.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

You must know that area is needed for a backup helipad!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 24, 2026 12:28 PM (NnhvP)

54 It's my understanding that it's related to a series of offices on the White House grounds built for media to have convenient work spaces.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 12:24 PM (I7axw)
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Move them all to the janitor's closet.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 12:28 PM (FZ29D)

55 >>Yikes on bikes

Please stop.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 24, 2026 12:28 PM (Zkdh8)

56 SMH, big hug to both of you.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 24, 2026 12:28 PM (DPPrP)

57 ok, so Judge steps in as predicted to shut it down; give them back WH access. Ok. Here is a nice room to sit in. You can text your questions to this Assistant to the Press Secretary's assistant and we'll pass it over to this circular file.
Left likes process as punishment? Give them malicious compliance. They have WH access now. No one said where they would have access too and no one promised them questions. Do your rumor mongering bullsh*t reporting from this room we store jockstraps in.

Posted by: Nelly at September 24, 2026 12:29 PM (6+ehB)

58 Didn't Hillary have roped-off areas for the press at her campaign events? Like sheep in a pen?
Posted by: Don Black

Chocolate Jesus locked them in a room.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 12:29 PM (h6CE+)

59
Fart cushions and stinger seats.

on the back row

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 12:29 PM (+UcOf)

60 I don't get why anyone in particular would have such a right of access. As Edward Coke would have observed, seems fake and gay.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 24, 2026 12:29 PM (sAnBa)

61
Is everything clear now?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 12:27 PM (Riz8t)

LMMFAO.

I guess they don't remember this gem......

https://shorturl.fm/z1mAL

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:29 PM (ccf/V)

62 Note, this a J6 judge that gave the Proud Boy guy 20 years.
That allowed an insane, new legal standard for conspiracy, over the old requirement that required an overt act in furtherance of the conspiracy.
That is, an actual act or verbal agreement to undertake the conspiracy.

No more:
His new, improved--just for J6--standard was, "well, it can be a wink. Or a nod. Or neither if you want to imply it from the context. Whatever--just convict him."

So yeah, the left can fuck right off with the "Trump appointed" judge bullshit.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 24, 2026 12:30 PM (3cUTc)

63 Trump knew this would happen of course. I don't know what that means. Maybe some kind of OODA thing or maybe like an improv bit he threw out there. Maybe red meat for the base.

Posted by: Max Power at September 24, 2026 12:30 PM (TO3+g)

64
You must know that area is needed for a backup helipad!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 24, 2026 12:28 PM (NnhvP)

___________

The Donald J. Trump Latrine and Vomitorium.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 12:30 PM (eRlcH)

65 Trump should declare a constitutional right to cameras at SCOTUS.

Posted by: HowardDevore at September 24, 2026 12:30 PM (H/Jxx)

66 I get that the legacy media is shit. They stir shit. Report shit. It's not a right to have access to the White House and/or the staff there, let alone the president.

But, in the grand scheme of things, this issue isn't.

Kill the press pool. Do it by e-mail, Zoom, or put a daily briefing up on the White House website. There's zero justification for the time and money spent on... this shit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 12:30 PM (2Cry5)

67 Why would a Democrat ban Fox? That's yet more 2003 thinking.

Fox is on board with them and in the henhouse.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 12:31 PM (YWUqf)

68 My sympathy for these cretins died off years ago. But it's kind of interesting how they insist on their importance while the world moves on.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 24, 2026 12:31 PM (BpO1e)

69 >>Was it Biden or Obama who had the Secret Service shove the press into a literal broom closet? I forget

Obama did that on several occasions.

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2026 12:31 PM (q7KFe)

70 Yep. If its a 100 foot room, put them 85 feet back with zero rows of chairs intervening. Congrats, you're in the room. Put one or two "friendlies" in chairs 10 feet from the podium. Tell the judge to go back to doing...whatever it is that he says he does there.
Posted by: Crusader

You need a 1" Thick double wall Lexan glass shield too

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 24, 2026 12:31 PM (NnhvP)

71 Do your rumor mongering bullsh*t reporting from this room we store jockstraps in.
Posted by: Nelly at September 24, 2026 12:29 PM (6+ehB)
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There's a jockstrap storage room in the White House?? Man, they think of everything.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 24, 2026 12:31 PM (amcLV)

72 29 Trump may have stepped on his johnson with this episode.
Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 12:23 PM (ZxPkt)

Perhaps. Trump does have an unerring instinct for hijacking the news cycle and getting what he wants the discussion to revolve around taking place. The more the press talks about this tempest in a teapot is the less they shout about their other priorities.

Besides, this latest controversy will be forgotten about in two weeks, and it will be onto the next one.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 24, 2026 12:31 PM (0CU3H)

73 Hoover told the press corps to eat shit and die, and forced them to submit written questions that frequently received no reply, or a form letter.

This would be my policy as President, except without the written questions.

These swine would get their news the same way everyone else did. By watching the consequences of my actions.

Zero communication. Any leaks to media punishable by immediate firing and probable prosecution.

Acta non verba.

The President has no requirement to communicate a motherfucking thing to the swine of the media. None.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 24, 2026 12:32 PM (+oUFo)

74 63 Trump knew this would happen of course. I don't know what that means. Maybe some kind of OODA thing or maybe like an improv bit he threw out there. Maybe red meat for the base.

Posted by: Max Power at September 24, 2026 12:30 PM (TO3+g)

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The dominant strain of the Trump 2.0 legal efforts is at establishing precedent. Every major move hasn't been first about winning the particular issue, but on working through the system to create precedent on a larger scale.

It was the point of the firing of federal employees, of every immigration move, and of things like tariffs.

His admin is very forward looking, not looking for quick wins but establishing precedent that should outlast this presidency.

It doesn't always work, but it is the overarching philosophy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 12:32 PM (I7axw)

75 The press has a right to be in the White House but the People don't have a right to be in the Capitol? 🤔

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 12:32 PM (YWUqf)

76 OK, they can attend, they just can't take cameras in. Security reasons.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 24, 2026 12:32 PM (r7+Q7)

77 Oy -

Shannon Watts
@shannonrwatts

United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating because the flight was full. After landing, the airline told the woman it was her responsibility to contact police and gave her a $100 travel credit.

Posted by: beckster at September 24, 2026 12:32 PM (kX27y)

78 Give them access to the press room and a third tier power point presentation while RAV is present on the lawn as President walks to helipad. That's where he's at his best.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 12:32 PM (+UcOf)

79 Wall Street Mav
@WallStreetMav
The new radical leftist Prime Minister in Britain, Andy Burnham, has announced his plans to create a "Ministry of Truth" to control news media and eliminate news or opinions that the government disagrees with.

Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2026 12:33 PM (TN0g+)

80 Liberally spray the rooms down with buck rut.

Allow full access.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 24, 2026 12:33 PM (sAnBa)

81 PDJT apparently finally stopped listening to judges.

the press passes were withheld.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 24, 2026 12:33 PM (j+aD2)

82 >>United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating because the flight was full.

I don't know about this guy...but I can't jerk off on a plane that isn't at full capacity.

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2026 12:33 PM (q7KFe)

83 Next presser--

"Mr. Trump, is it true that the r.."

"I know what you are asking, is it true that I deserve to be on Rushmore. Well of course. Look at my accomplishment......"

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 24, 2026 12:34 PM (Zkdh8)

84 United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating because the flight was full.
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You know what else was full?

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 12:34 PM (YWUqf)

85 Have the Bridgekeeper from Monty Python & The Holy Grail do screening of all who wish to enter

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 12:34 PM (ZxPkt)

86 From the previous thread:

{271} If forced to let the clown-show media types back into the White House Press room, show them to their special seats:

https://tinyurl.com/56vcnz32

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 24, 2026 12:34 PM (O7YUW)

87 So five large corporations are coordinating operations to attempt to control the market?

Posted by: Button_Pushing_Monkey at September 24, 2026 12:34 PM (h5qFn)

88 63 Trump knew this would happen of course.

********

Around the same time he did this he announced Trump TV which would provide alternative coverage of his daily briefings

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at September 24, 2026 12:34 PM (UPRxU)

89 Trump may have stepped on his johnson with this episode.

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 12:23 PM (ZxPkt)

=======

He'll never win the presidency now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 12:24 PM (I7axw)

The wheels are closing in.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 24, 2026 12:34 PM (g8Ew8)

90 The new radical leftist Prime Minister in Britain, Andy Burnham, has announced his plans to create a "Ministry of Truth" to control news media and eliminate news or opinions that the government disagrees with.
Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2026 12:33 PM (TN0g+)

I tried warning you, in great detail no less. But you wouldn't listen.

Posted by: George Orwell at September 24, 2026 12:34 PM (TbWk/)

91
The new radical leftist Prime Minister in Britain, Andy Burnham, has announced his plans to create a "Ministry of Truth" to control news media and eliminate news or opinions that the government disagrees with.
Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2026 12:33 PM (TN0g+)

__________

You see? This is how Democracy operates.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 12:34 PM (eRlcH)

92 Every week he should have facilities cut 1" off the legs of every chair in the press room.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 24, 2026 12:34 PM (Zkdh8)

93 store jockstraps in.
Posted by: Nelly

Used highschooler.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 24, 2026 12:34 PM (NnhvP)

94 If the hack judge orders Trump to let the journalists back in, then Trump should remove a number of rows of chairs from the room and strategicly place a number of heavy pots with tall, leafy plants between the row or two of chairs reserved for the real journalists and the standing room only section for the CNN etc. "Journalists ".

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 24, 2026 12:35 PM (G4zM/)

95 Coffee, tea, or Astroglide?

Posted by: United flight attendant at September 24, 2026 12:35 PM (h6CE+)

96 >> The press has a right to be in the White House but the People don't have a right to be in the Capitol? 🤔

Bigot.

Posted by: SCOTUS at September 24, 2026 12:35 PM (UMWMT)

97 Polymarket
@Polymarket
JUST IN: U.S. weekly jobless claims plunge to 197,000, nearing 57-year lows.
9:05 AM · Sep 24, 2026

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 12:35 PM (qBdHI)

98
Trump won't issue press passes??? Well, in that case I'm voting for Talarico!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 12:35 PM (eRlcH)

99 >I don't know about this guy...but I can't jerk off on a plane that isn't at full capacity.

Posted by: garrett
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and I need some serious elbow room
hard to find on a passenger plane

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 12:36 PM (ZxPkt)

100 >>>because the flight was full.

So was my prostate. What was I supposed to do?

Posted by: the masturbating United passenger at September 24, 2026 12:36 PM (J4Dwc)

101 United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating because the flight was full. After landing, the airline told the woman it was her responsibility to contact police and gave her a $100 travel credit.
Posted by: beckster

United would have given her more, but it was her husband.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 24, 2026 12:36 PM (5DOmj)

102 United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating because the flight was full. After landing, the airline told the woman it was her responsibility to contact police and gave her a $100 travel credit.

Posted by: beckster
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United it ready when your are.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 12:36 PM (+UcOf)

103 Trump needs a hockey "bruiser" lawyer to show up.

A guy who is at the end of his career and don't give a shit about pissing off the judge, mocking his threat of sanctions.

Like how Trump used to brag about Bolton, "this guy is a madman, I'd just bring him to meetings and have him stand there, scare the shit of them."

Have the guy deliberately walk in just late enough that the judge can't rule.
Refuse to apologize for being late, just say, "Oh, you started without me?"
And interrupt the judge, talk over him, goad and mock him, "Oooh, look at the judge talking like he's important."
Yell back at the judge.
That kind of shit.

Because Trump doesn't know how sacred these assholes hold their phony-ass decorum and respect rules.
And how they're using that against him.
And they don't have a good way to deal with someone who doesn't fear a judge yelling at them or sanctions.
And this will destroy the very process they are using to illegally block Trump.

Sand in the gears of the Bullshit Machine.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 24, 2026 12:36 PM (3cUTc)

104 There is no legislation that governs White House access for media, it is all entirely in the provenance of the unitary executive.

This is wild and outrageous judicial overreach of the most grotesque nature.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 24, 2026 12:36 PM (pIwiO)

105 98
Trump won't issue press passes??? Well, in that case I'm voting for Talarico!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 12:35 PM (eRlcH)

=======

"I was okay with Trump and the pussy tape, the Charlottesville fine people comment, his Muslim ban, his giving everything to Russia, his Epstein connections, him being controlled by Israel, and his lack of movement on deportations, but this is the bridge too far."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 12:37 PM (I7axw)

106 This was never going to stand, and I assume Trump knew that but he just enjoys tweaking the enemy propagandists and provoking the predictable outrage from millions of left-wing lunatics. If he really wanted to freeze out the anti-American leftists that dominate the US media landscape, he could have done so more effectively and quietly. That's just not his style.

Posted by: Mad Max in VA at September 24, 2026 12:37 PM (CYakq)

107 Smith-Mundt Modernization cuts both ways, and that's fundamental.

Posted by: t-bird at September 24, 2026 12:37 PM (wJXLk)

108 United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating because the flight was full.
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This would have never happened in First Class.

Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2026 12:37 PM (TN0g+)

109 My brother told me a funny story about Sam Houston. Houston hated the press. When he was on his deathbed, he asked for two reporters to come into his room, which everyone thought was really strange. When the two reporters were brought into the room, Houston asked for one of them to stand on one side of his bed, and one on the other side of the bed. Because, he told them, he wanted to die like Jesus (i.e., between two thieves).

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 12:38 PM (77rzZ)

110
United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating because the flight was full.
Posted by: beckster at September 24, 2026 12:32 PM (kX27y)

If I had a dollar for every time I masturbated because my flight was full, I'd be able to afford my own G-IV, complete with busty nymphomaniac flight attendants with a fetish for pudgy middle aged men.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2026 12:38 PM (iqcvy)

111 Psst, ace!

Lesbians do have long Covids.

Wide, too.

Pass it on.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 24, 2026 12:38 PM (TezPK)

112 37 And thank you all for the continued prayers offered in the previous thread.

Seems we've needed them a lot.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:25 PM (ccf/V)

Hope you took my comment about the matter in the spirit I made it in. I pray that your daughter comes out older and wiser.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 12:38 PM (Gqar8)

113 Yikes on bikes
I long for dykes
Whose cafe woes
I post for likes

Posted by: Smallish Bees at September 24, 2026 12:38 PM (8Q86n)

114 Polymarket
@Polymarket
JUST IN: U.S. weekly jobless claims plunge to 197,000, nearing 57-year lows.
9:05 AM · Sep 24, 2026
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 12:35 PM (qBdHI)
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This is terrible news ... for the Commies.

Posted by: mrp at September 24, 2026 12:38 PM (rj6Yv)

115 what I wouldn't give for a juicy Lesbian Long Covid story today.

Best I can do:

Them.us: Long COVID Is More Common in Bisexual and Trans People. The Reasons Why Are Complicated Activists are calling for more research and government support to address troubling health disparities.

Compared to 5% of cisgender men and 9% of cisgender women, 15% of trans adults say they are currently experiencing long COVID symptoms. Meanwhile, 12% of bisexual adults in the U.S. are living with post-COVID conditions, compared to 7% of straight, gay, and lesbian adults.

“Of course trans people have higher rates of long COVID,” says JD Davids, co-founder of The Network for Long COVID Justice group. “We have lower rates of being treated as humans."

Long COVID’s effects can be arduous. Whitehead, who once enjoyed playing soccer with friends, is now physically disabled and uses a mobility scooter.

Jessica Olson, a 45-year old bisexual living with type 1 diabetes and long COVID, feels the government has not put up enough money to care for people with the chronic illness. “The government needs to be spending 1000 times as much as it is to provide care for people with long COVID."

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026 12:38 PM (t19vo)

116 Polymarket
@Polymarket
JUST IN: U.S. weekly jobless claims plunge to 197,000, nearing 57-year lows.
9:05 AM · Sep 24, 2026
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 12:35 PM (qBdHI)

Unexpectedly??

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2026 12:38 PM (KaLR8)

117 No such thing as a CNN Judge or an MSNBC Judge.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 12:39 PM (YWUqf)

118
Them.us: Long COVID Is More Common in Bisexual and Trans People. The Reasons Why Are Complicated

__________

No, it's simple. They're mentally ill.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 12:39 PM (eRlcH)

119 I guess they could have let her sit in the cockpit.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2026 12:39 PM (XvL8K)

120 Coffee tea or Vaseline?

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 12:40 PM (ZxPkt)

121 I guess they could have let her sit in the cockpit.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2026 12:39 PM (XvL8K)
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Yeah, right next to Otto Pilot.

Posted by: mrp at September 24, 2026 12:40 PM (rj6Yv)

122 Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 12:38 PM (77rzZ)

That is funny. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 12:40 PM (JrHfD)

123
I guess they could have let her sit in the cockpit.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2026 12:39 PM (XvL8K)

__________

Never let an airline pilot near a white woman.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 12:40 PM (eRlcH)

124 More like Rusty Lesbians, amiright?

Posted by: fly gal at September 24, 2026 12:40 PM (5bi6r)

125 I just realized, Trump can do some funny here.

Give them back their passes.

At the back of the room.

Behind a brand-new partition.

With a video screen playing Trump campaign commercials.

Just loud enough to not bother the front of the room but loud enough they can't hear anything.

Done and done:
Malicious compliance.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 24, 2026 12:41 PM (3cUTc)

126 115 Them.us: Long COVID Is More Common in Bisexual and Trans People. The Reasons Why Are Complicated Activists are calling for more research and government support to address troubling health disparities.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026

======

Theory:

They're far leftists who are just generally unhealthy and mired in conspiracy theories about COVID's efficacy and danger who blame their general bad health conditions on a condition with amorphous symptoms and questionable existence.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 12:41 PM (I7axw)

127
Hope you took my comment about the matter in the spirit I made it in. I pray that your daughter comes out older and wiser.
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 12:38 PM

All is well.

The only thing that should happen today is the court formally declares the charges and the lawyer enters her plea. Not sure that anything else will happen.

The good thing is after that, the lawyer can now attempt negotiations with the AG and see if they can get a deal to end this.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:41 PM (ccf/V)

128 > United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating because the flight was full.

Obviously that's bad, but I'm wondering what actual alternatives there were. I suppose you could make an announcement, "This pervert's masturbating on the plane, are there any jacked bros who are willing to sit next to this asshole and make him behave?"

But then what happens if the jacked bro breaks his little pecker off? You're liable, right?

Or what happens if nobody volunteers to sit next to the pervert?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2026 12:41 PM (mkw2N)

129 Trump should treat CNN and MSNOW like Milton Waddams in Office Space. "Here, you can ask questions from the furnace room"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2026 12:41 PM (NGWpV)

130 Long COVID Justice Group. Just what we need.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 12:41 PM (h6CE+)

131 I wouldn't mind some long covid.

Posted by: Debbie Lee Carrington at September 24, 2026 12:41 PM (7Q0e+)

132 United has become a shit airline. They are the same ones who protested that ICE was pulling people off the boarding lines.

BTW Federal indecency laws apply on airline flights, making what that jerkoff did a federal crime. He was subject to arrest and investigation by the FBI. The flight crew likely knew that and did nothing. There should have been law enforcement waiting for him upon landing. They did nothing.

Posted by: SCOTUS at September 24, 2026 12:41 PM (UMWMT)

133 JUST IN: U.S. weekly jobless claims plunge to 197,000, nearing 57-year lows.
9:05 AM · Sep 24, 2026
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 12:35 PM (qBdHI)

Unexpectedly??
Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2026 12:38 PM (KaLR

Elect us... We promise to bring back unemployment !

Posted by: The Dems at September 24, 2026 12:42 PM (+gK6I)

134 I think Trump gets reports each week:

"Sir, it looks bad, the Chinese and communists are gearing up for a big push this week with Xi's visit. They plan to blanket the media with talks about..."

"Yeah, let's kick some of them out of the WH -- they'll talk about that for a week. And call the lesbians, we need more stories about crazy lesbians. Everybody like poking fun at lesbians."

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 24, 2026 12:42 PM (Zkdh8)

135 United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating because the flight was full.
------

This would have never happened in First Class.
Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2026 12:37 PM (TN0g+)

In first class the stewardesses give you handjobs.

Posted by: Maybe that's only on Emirates at September 24, 2026 12:42 PM (TbWk/)

136 i wonder what this judge thinks about what nick shirley does

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 24, 2026 12:43 PM (CWTWj)

137 seat next to a man who was masturbating because the flight was full.
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He'll never get over macho grande.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 12:43 PM (YWUqf)

138
I'm sure fibromyalgia, IBS, multiple chemical sensitivity, Morgellons and chronic fatigue syndrome are more common in bisexual and trans people too.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 12:43 PM (eRlcH)

139 It still counts for the Mile High Club, though, right?

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 24, 2026 12:43 PM (r7+Q7)

140 My penis is 12 inches long. I have named it covid. I will be more than happy to give you long covid......

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at September 24, 2026 12:43 PM (ccf/V)

141 Free Press headline is: EXCLUSIVE: ‘The New York Times’ Sued by Shareholders Over Biased Israel Coverage

The article lede is: "Shareholders of The New York Times filed a lawsuit against the paper’s parent company on Wednesday morning, arguing the paper has failed to meet its obligation: to tell readers the truth and correct itself in a timely fashion when it doesn’t."

The rest of it is behind a paywall

https://tinyurl.com/yc7e3d45

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 12:43 PM (rbvCR)

142
Elect us... We promise to bring back unemployment !
Posted by: The Dems at September 24, 2026 12:42 PM (+gK6I)

Don't you mean FUNemployment?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:44 PM (ccf/V)

143 My penis is 12 inches long. I have named it covid. I will be more than happy to give you long covid......
Posted by: Ron Jeremy at September 24, 2026 12:43 PM (ccf/V)

I would tell you to go suck it, but I am told you have already done that

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 12:44 PM (rbvCR)

144 Had that happened on one of my flights, I would've instructed the lead FA to find the burliest guy in the cabin, explain the situation to him and have him switch seats with the young lady.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 24, 2026 12:45 PM (J4Dwc)

145
In first class the stewardesses give you handjobs.
Posted by: Maybe that's only on Emirates at September 24, 2026 12:42 PM (TbWk/)

I've seen that movie.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:45 PM (ccf/V)

146 Ace checks his sources
for Lesbian long Covid
Alas, seems fake and gay

Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2026 12:45 PM (TN0g+)

147 I'm still wondering in this day and age of AI and the Internet, why is there still a press pool?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 12:20 PM (2Cry5)

It is like a title of nobility, and cannot be removed from the Ancien Regime

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 12:45 PM (rbvCR)

148 United has become a shit airline

**********

Become? They’ve been a shitshow in the 10 years that I’ve been forced to fly them. From either losing baggage to posting the wrong times for flights to an hour layover turning into 8 hours

But hey the important thing is that their pilots are diverse and have 33 pronouns

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at September 24, 2026 12:45 PM (UPRxU)

149 If the hack judge orders Trump to let the journalists back in, then Trump should remove a number of rows of chairs from the room and strategicly place a number of heavy pots with tall, leafy plants between the row or two of chairs reserved for the real journalists and the standing room only section for the CNN etc. "Journalists ".

But first, give Harvey Weinstein a few minutes alone with the plants.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 12:45 PM (Riz8t)

150 The whole episode is inconsequential. Why buck the judiciary on something that doesn't matter? Why not on one of the immigration issues... like Maryland Man who's still around, and not parked in some Central American prison as he should?

Tell the judge who foisted that on us to go fuck hizself.

That, by itself would have been of consequence.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 12:46 PM (2Cry5)

151 Forget about unemployment. What about the temporary rise in gas prices!! OMG!!

Vote Democrap

Posted by: Democrats and the media at September 24, 2026 12:46 PM (f4oEt)

152 The female passenger was apparently quoted as saying "I've had it with these muthafuckin snakes on this muthafuckin plane."

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 12:46 PM (YWUqf)

153 Just because the goons are allowed into the press room doesn’t mean they get front seats or called upon.

Put them in the back and ignore them completely. And if they start interrupting and yelling, have them escorted out.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Make it fun by installing a penalty box. Get out of line, you are ushered into the box to become a spectator for the remainder of the press conference.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 24, 2026 12:47 PM (EY29e)

154 I'm sure fibromyalgia, IBS, multiple chemical sensitivity, Morgellons and chronic fatigue syndrome are more common in bisexual and trans people too.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 12:43 PM (eRlcH)

Bogus diagnoses to prescribe pharmaceuticals to keep Big Pharma happy and slowly kill off the population.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:47 PM (ccf/V)

155 Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 12:46 PM (YWUqf)

Happy Punctuation Day, Man!

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 12:47 PM (77rzZ)

156 Happy Punctuation Day, Man!

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 12:47 PM (77rzZ)

You remembered

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 12:47 PM (YWUqf)

157 Or what happens if nobody volunteers to sit next to the pervert?

Find out if there's anyone from the WH press corps on the plane, and then make them move next to Mr. Happy. They'd probably enjoy the experience. Easy peasy.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 12:48 PM (Riz8t)

158 United sucks big time. They have exclusivity over flights into places like Houston. They absolutely rake people over the coals. Then they have a seating scheme that calls regular seats “premium” and they charge higher prices for them.

Posted by: Democrats and the media at September 24, 2026 12:48 PM (f4oEt)

159 Happy Punctuation Day, Man!

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 12:47 PM (77rzZ)

You remembered
Posted by: ...

Sorry, didn't have time to get you a card or a gift. But I'll raise a glass in your honor when I have my evening cocktail.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 12:48 PM (77rzZ)

160 “Of course trans people have higher rates of long COVID,” says JD Davids, co-founder of The Network for Long COVID Justice group. “We have lower rates of being treated as humans."
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This is one of the most bizarre lines of reasoning I've ever seen.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 12:49 PM (FZ29D)

161 The whole episode is inconsequential. Why buck the judiciary on something that doesn't matter? Why not on one of the immigration issues... like Maryland Man who's still around, and not parked in some Central American prison as he should?

Tell the judge who foisted that on us to go fuck hizself.

That, by itself would have been of consequence.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 12:46 PM (2Cry5)
======

DC federal judges are bored. No one to ask them to sign "gag orders". No MAGATs to imprison. All they can do is sign anti-administration injunctions and rule on building codes.

Posted by: mrp at September 24, 2026 12:49 PM (rj6Yv)

162 Just because the goons are allowed into the press room doesn’t mean they get front seats or called upon.

Put them in the back and ignore them completely. And if they start interrupting and yelling, have them escorted out.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2026 12:22 PM (W2Pud)

I would much rather have a rule that press passes and white house clearances are only provided to individuals for three months out of each calendar year to allow a clear and open cycling of members of the press through the system to promote fairness to the individuals in the press, robustness to the pool, and to avoid a sense that the position in the press pool is a personal possession or some mark of nobility to specific reporters.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 12:49 PM (rbvCR)

163
49 Was it Biden or Obama who had the Secret Service shove the press into a literal broom closet? I forget.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2026 12:25 PM (iqcvy)

Obama.

Was it Biden or Obama who had the Secret Service shove the press into a literal broom closet? I forget.

Biden, I think.

Is everything clear now?
Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 12:27 PM

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I remember that. It was Biden's people that did it. It was a fundraiser. There was one reporter there, and he was put in the closet so he couldn't hear what Biden said.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 24, 2026 12:49 PM (HLgI3)

164 If the hack judge orders Trump to let the journalists back in, then Trump should remove a number of rows of chairs from the room and strategicly place a number of heavy pots with tall, leafy plants between the row or two of chairs reserved for the real journalists and the standing room only section for the CNN etc. "Journalists ".
--
Make them sit on Hippity-Hop toys

LOL, remember those?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 24, 2026 12:49 PM (3cUTc)

165 ----
This is one of the most bizarre lines of reasoning I've ever seen.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 12:49 PM (FZ29D)

Based on zero scientific fact whatsoever.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:50 PM (ccf/V)

166 Yes, it must be a slow news day when we're wondering if Sunny Hostin REALLY lied about being the hold-out juror in the cannibal case.

https://x.com/RealJasonNelson/status/2103012060745670898

Posted by: KT at September 24, 2026 12:50 PM (1RGZ5)

167 In first class the stewardesses give you handjobs.
Posted by: Maybe that's only on Emirates at September 24, 2026 12:42 PM (TbWk/)

I've seen that movie.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:45 PM (ccf/V)
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I must have missed that deleted scene in Airplane! (Extended Director's Cut!)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 12:50 PM (FZ29D)

168 Still waiting for Trump to just yawn and ignore these judges.

But I don't think he's wired that way.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 24, 2026 12:51 PM (s1VwS)

169 “We have lower rates of being treated as humans."

The trannnies dehumanize themselves. One's sex is a central component of one's humanity. Once you deny that, you've gone a long way toward denying your humanity.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 12:51 PM (77rzZ)

170 Is long covid a feeling?

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 12:52 PM (YWUqf)

171
!!!!

Once again the horde grey boxes have found a solution!

White house just needs to hire masturbating United passenger, and sit him down next to CNN in the press room.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 24, 2026 12:52 PM (Zkdh8)

172 ----
I must have missed that deleted scene in Airplane! (Extended Director's Cut!)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 12:50 PM (FZ29D)

It was right there next to the bouncing boobs. The boobs and the jerk were in perfect sync!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:52 PM (ccf/V)

173 Theory: They're far leftists who are just generally unhealthy and mired in conspiracy theories about COVID's efficacy and danger who blame their general bad health conditions on a condition with amorphous symptoms and questionable existence.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

The pro-trans article put it more delicately and positively.

Another reason queer, trans, and bisexual adults might be overrepresented among people with long COVID is that they’re more likely to recognize what long COVID is in the first place. That’s because queer people are used to responding to health emergencies like the HIV/AIDS epidemic, which created a network of advocates who used their experience responding to that crisis in the wake of COVID-19, including by disseminating knowledge about acute and chronic COVID infection.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026 12:52 PM (t19vo)

174 The United passenger who was rubbing one out -- was his name Pete?

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2026 12:54 PM (KaLR8)

175 Dang, TACO--Trump let them in just a bit ago.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 24, 2026 12:54 PM (3cUTc)

176 Pretty sure Trump knew this wouldn't stand.. I think he was trying to call out the lies... He doesn't have to call on them .

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2026 12:54 PM (+gK6I)

177 >>>Prime Minister in Britain, Andy Burnham, has announced his plans to create a "Ministry of Truth"
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Saw that in a movie. It didn't end well.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 12:54 PM (+UcOf)

178 Couldn’t that be dykes on bikes?

Posted by: working_man at September 24, 2026 12:55 PM (43OWJ)

179 Do you think lesbians grow on trees?

Posted by: PG at September 24, 2026 12:55 PM (S5uGP)

180
That’s because queer people are used to responding to health emergencies like the HIV/AIDS epidemic, which created a network of advocates who used their experience responding to that crisis in the wake of COVID-19, including by disseminating knowledge about acute and chronic COVID infection.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026 12:52 PM (t19vo)

_________

You're a victim.
You're a victim.
You're a victim.
You're a victim.
The government needs to come to your aid.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 12:55 PM (eRlcH)

181 173 Another reason queer, trans, and bisexual adults might be overrepresented among people with long COVID is that they’re more likely to recognize what long COVID is in the first place. That’s because queer people are used to responding to health emergencies like the HIV/AIDS epidemic, which created a network of advocates who used their experience responding to that crisis in the wake of COVID-19, including by disseminating knowledge about acute and chronic COVID infection.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026 12:52 PM (t19vo)

=======

Oh, advocates telling them that they're victims?

Wow...unbelievable!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 12:55 PM (I7axw)

182 "I remember that. It was Biden's people that did it. It was a fundraiser. There was one reporter there, and he was put in the closet so he couldn't hear what Biden said."

Actually, it was probably more like they didn't want him to hear *how* Biden said it.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at September 24, 2026 12:56 PM (GMWTj)

183 >>>Yikes on bikes what I wouldn't give for a juicy Lesbian Long Covid story today.

I've been binging Jimmy Carr heckler videos. He's a pretty funny guy.

https://youtube.com/shorts/og6sQg7H9pQ

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 12:56 PM (W132F)

184 I too have named my penis Covid.....

Posted by: The Paolo at September 24, 2026 12:56 PM (ccf/V)

185 The United passenger who was rubbing one out -- was his name Pete?

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2026 12:54 PM (KaLR

No the guy on the plane said he didn't mind Jews existing.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 12:56 PM (YWUqf)

186 180 You're a victim.
You're a victim.
You're a victim.
You're a victim.
The government needs to come to your aid.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 12:55 PM (eRlcH)

========

And destroy those who don't clap enough for you.

But mostly destroy those who don't clap enough for you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 12:56 PM (I7axw)

187 How long before some fu*king federal judge declares that Melania is required to show proof of citizenship because some liberal fag claims she isn't a citizen, and until that proof is verified, she must return to her country of origin?

How long before some fu*king federal judge declares that Trump Tower in NY needs to be closed because some liberal asshat claims to have proof there are rats in the stairwells?

How long before some fu*king federal judge declares that all Trump golf courses must be ploughed under because they are using too much fertilizer to keep the grass green because some fu*king commie democrat claims to have proof that fertilizer is disruptive to the environment?

Pull your heads out of your asses judges...America is NOT a Judiciocracy.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2026 12:56 PM (2WIwB)

188 I'm sure the fact that I'm dead wouldn't stop Ron from trying to put his pecker in me. I passed in 2018 at the age of 58.

Posted by: Debbie Lee Carrington at September 24, 2026 12:56 PM (7Q0e+)

189 Wash your mask, wear your hands
Trump said pussy
AI is going to kill us all

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2026 12:57 PM (UjdFS)

190 Is the Hedgehog still in jail?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 12:57 PM (h6CE+)

191 And destroy those who don't clap enough for you.

But mostly destroy those who don't clap enough for you.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 12:56 PM (I7axw)
====

Special treatment for the first person to stop clapping and sit down.

Posted by: mrp at September 24, 2026 12:58 PM (rj6Yv)

192 Boss.

>> Argentine President Javier Milei:

"The United Nations has become a useless organization whose entire function is to feed a caste of arrogant parasites masquerading as well-intentioned officials.

Those who claim to defend human rights have backed bloodthirsty dictatorships and regimes that stone women in the streets.

They systematically voted against Israel while staying silent in the face of Islamist terrorism and the murder of Christians in Africa."

Posted by: Vengeance at September 24, 2026 12:58 PM (f4oEt)

193 Yikes on bikes what I wouldn't give for a juicy Lesbian Long Covid story today.
......

Did I miss a good one?

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2026 12:58 PM (UjdFS)

194 yelling, have them escorted out.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Create new press room in the sump room. Access via very long walk with unfriendly Secret Service.

Posted by: DaveA at September 24, 2026 12:58 PM (FhXTo)

195 Is the Hedgehog still in jail?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 12:57 PM (h6CE+)

Seems he's suffering from dementia and was released to a private residence in 2023. He was ruled unable to stand trial.

Posted by: s at September 24, 2026 12:59 PM (ccf/V)

196 WTF was THAT?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 01:00 PM (ccf/V)

197 Only Liberal Judges are told about the double-secret Article VIII of the US Constitution.

"The White House Correspondents Association shall solely select the members of the press the White House must admit to everywhere on the premises."

Posted by: Gref at September 24, 2026 01:00 PM (5rh/l)

198 "Yikes on bikes what I wouldn't give for a juicy Lesbian Long Covid story today."

I saw The Juicy Lesbians open for Melissa Etheridge.

But not at a concert.

Posted by: davidt at September 24, 2026 01:00 PM (Q+gd/)

199 Yikes on bikes what I wouldn't give for a juicy Lesbian Long Covid story today.

____________________________

Best place to look.... WNBA. You know, Dykes in Nikes.

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 01:00 PM (dIske)

200 192 Boss.

>> Argentine President Javier Milei:

"The United Nations has become a useless organization whose entire function is to feed a caste of arrogant parasites masquerading as well-intentioned officials.

Those who claim to defend human rights have backed bloodthirsty dictatorships and regimes that stone women in the streets.

They systematically voted against Israel while staying silent in the face of Islamist terrorism and the murder of Christians in Africa."

Posted by: Vengeance at September 24, 2026 12:58 PM (f4oEt)

=======

There was a time when John Bolton was a dull version of this.

Oh, how times have changed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 01:00 PM (I7axw)

201 His admin is very forward looking,

I think he looks forward to slamming the media.

Posted by: DaveA at September 24, 2026 01:00 PM (FhXTo)

202 Is the Hedgehog still in jail?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 12:57 PM (h6CE+)

Seems he's suffering from dementia and was released to a private residence in 2023. He was ruled unable to stand trial.
Posted by: s

Who's this?

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 01:00 PM (77rzZ)

203 One of the many hallmarks of communism and part of the playbook is to make your opponent feels any resistance is futile.

It is the playbook Democrats are using for the midterm elections.

Do not believe anything you hear from the media.

Get out. Vote. Win. Save the country from these maniacs.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 24, 2026 01:00 PM (f4oEt)

204 Politico has no.White House.access?I guess that would.make too obvious that they make.shit up.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 24, 2026 01:01 PM (bX16E)

205 Who's this?
Posted by: Bulg

Ron Jeremy

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 01:01 PM (h6CE+)

206 And destroy those who don't clap enough for you.

But mostly destroy those who don't clap enough for you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 12:56 PM (I7axw)
====

Ruuvry!!!

Posted by: Kim Jong Un at September 24, 2026 01:01 PM (ccf/V)

207 WTF was THAT?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 01:00 PM (ccf/V)

Here? You're going to have to be more specific.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:01 PM (W132F)

208 > Pull your heads out of your asses judges...America is NOT a Judiciocracy.
----------
Sadly, it already is. And it's squarely aligned with the left. They make the laws, enforce the ones they agree with and ignore the ones they don't. Put in prison people they think should be there and set free the ones they don't.

The judiciary is a full state of insurrection. Nobody seems to know what to do about that.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 01:01 PM (2Cry5)

209 but I can't jerk off on a plane that isn't at full capacity.

With fuel prices rising you have to be efficient.

Posted by: DaveA at September 24, 2026 01:02 PM (FhXTo)

210
Here? You're going to have to be more specific.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:01 PM (W132F)

I had a nick fail......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 01:02 PM (ccf/V)

211 Remember that one of the many devious and destructive things Democrats have promised if they win is to fully reengage in the UN and restore every program and dollar the current administration has exited or withdrawn.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 24, 2026 01:02 PM (f4oEt)

212 Do you think lesbians grow on trees?
Posted by: PG
......

They prefer bushes.

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2026 01:02 PM (UjdFS)

213 Long COVID’s effects can be arduous. Whitehead, who once enjoyed playing soccer with friends, is now physically disabled and uses a mobility scooter.

Jessica Olson, a 45-year old bisexual living with type 1 diabetes and long COVID, feels the government has not put up enough money to care for people with the chronic illness. “The government needs to be spending 1000 times as much as it is to provide care for people with long COVID."
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026 12:38 PM (t19vo)

Terrible disease. The government should give them all free phosgene inhalers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 01:02 PM (dPOOv)

214 United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating because the flight was full.

--

Mile High Club, V2.0?

What kind of sick degenerate would do something like this on a plane? Anyone want to tell me this country isn't on the rocks morally? The vile crap I seem to read nearly every day would not be believed by anyone 20 years ago.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 01:03 PM (qBdHI)

215 >>>Yikes on bikes what I wouldn't give for a juicy Lesbian Long Covid story today.

Sorry. Best we can do is Mass lesbo bar no longer requiring masks.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:03 PM (W132F)

216 I had a nick fail......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 01:02 PM (ccf/V)

In other words Tuesday

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 01:04 PM (YWUqf)

217 OT- There is a new movie coming about the exploding pagers . It's called "Paging Hezbollah":

https://tinyurl.com/53wxedku

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 01:04 PM (JrHfD)

218 he should have facilities cut 1" off the legs of every chair in the press room.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus)

1/2", just the front legs.

They'll need chiropractic care in a month.

Posted by: DaveA at September 24, 2026 01:04 PM (FhXTo)

219
In other words Tuesday
Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 01:04 PM (YWUqf)

Valid, really, any day of the week.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 01:04 PM (ccf/V)

220
What kind of sick degenerate would do something like this on a plane? Anyone want to tell me this country isn't on the rocks morally? The vile crap I seem to read nearly every day would not be believed by anyone 20 years ago.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 01:03 PM (qBdHI)

___________

I am seeing more signs in a variety of businesses saying not to abuse the staff.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 01:05 PM (eRlcH)

221 Trump kicked over a lot of rice bowls and derailed a lot of gravy trains.

The gangsters want their crooked scams and schemes back.

Posted by: davidt at September 24, 2026 01:05 PM (Q+gd/)

222 153 Just because the goons are allowed into the press room doesn’t mean they get front seats or called upon.
---

Britain, In the dock, isn't that an elevated area where testimony is given? Four elevated seats high above the others move them there so that all may observe their superiority.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 01:05 PM (+UcOf)

223 Or what happens if nobody volunteers to sit next to the pervert?
Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2026 12:41 PM (mkw2N)

How about just clobbering the fucker?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 01:05 PM (dPOOv)

224 Democrats killed the XL pipeline and cheered. Then they spent the entire Biden Administration trying to kill the oil and gas industry. They bogged down the permitting process with red tape, increased fees and inspection to slow it down, stopped issuing offshore permits and many other things. Their stated goal was to raise the price of gas so high their green garbage would look good.

This is who people are counting on to lower the price of gas? lol.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 24, 2026 01:06 PM (f4oEt)

225 I am seeing more signs in a variety of businesses saying not to abuse the staff.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Heh. ISWYDT.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 01:06 PM (77rzZ)

226 he should have facilities cut 1" off the legs of every chair in the press room.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus)

1/2", just the front legs.

They'll need chiropractic care in a month.

Posted by: DaveA at September 24, 2026 01:04 PM (FhXTo)

Give them assigned seating in those little tiny kindergartener chairs.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:06 PM (W132F)

227 I didn't know you can't stop people from masturbating in public. Must have been a Hawaiian Judge ruling.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 01:06 PM (YWUqf)

228
Had that happened on one of my flights, I would've instructed the lead FA to find the burliest guy in the cabin, explain the situation to him and have him switch seats with the young lady.
Posted by: one hour sober

==================

Either that or the flamingest fag on the plane.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at September 24, 2026 01:06 PM (mmrXZ)

229 There was a time when John Bolton was a dull version of this.

Oh, how times have changed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 01:00 PM (I7axw)

I am currently reading a meaty essay on how the adoption of utilitarian and "evolutionary" thought turned the classical liberal philosophy into a dull statist movement willing to compromise for "efficiency" over personal freedom and liberty. In that manner, Bolton is a leading light.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 01:06 PM (rbvCR)

230 Ron achieved conditional release. So he's back at home receiving "treatment".
Cry dementia and let slip the neurons in decline.

Posted by: Debbie Lee Carrington at September 24, 2026 01:06 PM (7Q0e+)

231 OT- There is a new movie coming about the exploding pagers . It's called "Paging Hezbollah":

https://tinyurl.com/53wxedku

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 01:04 PM (JrHfD)

By the Bee? That's a quality title.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:07 PM (W132F)

232 Like someone said up thread, doing that act on an aircraft is a violation of federal law with pretty severe penalties. This is a giant fail on the part of United, who sucks anyway.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 24, 2026 01:07 PM (f4oEt)

233 Were only in it for the money. (And fake polls).

Posted by: Martha MacCallum FOX NEWS at September 24, 2026 01:08 PM (nvKZ7)

234 I didn't know you can't stop people from masturbating in public. Must have been a Hawaiian Judge ruling.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 01:06 PM (YWUqf)

Don't get any funny ideas. A comment section is one thing.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:08 PM (W132F)

235
Well, at least the algorithm is giving me beagle puppy videos.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 01:08 PM (eRlcH)

236 Penguins forward Andrei Kuzmenko's father was killed while on a fishing trip. He was mauled to death by a bear.

A very 2026 way to go out.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 01:08 PM (h6CE+)

237 You are kidding yourself if you still believe that Fox is anything more than "conservative flavored" media to get the large market share that all other mainstream media actively and obviously tries to offend. They are the GOPe senator that poses with flags and has his picture taken on a horse holding a shotgun in the country and then votes with the Dems against Trump whenever he thinks he can get away with it.

Posted by: Azjaeger at September 24, 2026 01:08 PM (3/XaG)

238 Maybe the dude just needed some emotional support hand.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:09 PM (W132F)

239 This is who people are counting on to lower the price of gas? lol.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 24, 2026 01:06 PM (f4oEt)

I bet part of the thought is that fuel prices will go down once the EU conquers the Russian oil fields and takes the Russian refineries.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 01:09 PM (rbvCR)

240 Yikes on bikes what I wouldn't give for a juicy Lesbian Long Covid story today.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace

After reading this statement, Deep shag carpet and the word "Moist" popped into my head. Weird.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 24, 2026 01:09 PM (OkYzo)

241 And Ace said it was a slow news day.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:09 PM (W132F)

242 229 I am currently reading a meaty essay on how the adoption of utilitarian and "evolutionary" thought turned the classical liberal philosophy into a dull statist movement willing to compromise for "efficiency" over personal freedom and liberty. In that manner, Bolton is a leading light.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 01:06 PM (rbvCR)

========

It seems to me that classical liberalism's changes over the last century are because the philosophy actually has no limiting principles. It's atomizing to the individual while rejecting anything like organizing structures which then makes it a requirement to open up any cultural space to those who wish to destroy it.

So, it's an ideology built to self destruct because no, you can't tell the communist that he's not allowed in America because that's his atomized right to be wrong. And no, you can't bar the communist from government because that his atomized right to seek office in America. And no, we can't use the power of government to stop the communist from rounding us up in boxcars because that's in violation of our principles of not telling other people what to do.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 01:10 PM (I7axw)

243
You are kidding yourself if you still believe that Fox is anything more than "conservative flavored" media to get the large market share that all other mainstream media actively and obviously tries to offend

____________

It's like being a Trotskyite in Stalin's Russia.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 01:10 PM (eRlcH)

244 Maybe the dude just needed some emotional support hand.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:09 PM (W132F)

He was feeling unclean and had read on the internet somewhere that jizz was a cleansing agent.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 01:10 PM (ccf/V)

245 Excuse me miss. That's NOT hand sanitizer.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:11 PM (W132F)

246 Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:07 PM (W132F)

This a great name. So is "Grim Beeper" but I think this is a legit movie, not some humor from
"Babylon Bee".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 01:11 PM (JrHfD)

247 And Ace said it was a slow news day.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:09 PM (W132F)

I wonder if he will discuss any of the speeches or apparent machinations at the UN

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 01:11 PM (rbvCR)

248 He didn't want to get 'backed up'.

Posted by: Seinfeld Reference at September 24, 2026 01:11 PM (Q+gd/)

249 Man, these judges wield power like birthright Kings. I knew I should've been a lawyer. Who appoints Hawaiian Tropic Appellate Judges anyway? Is that state or local?

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 24, 2026 01:11 PM (r7+Q7)

250 See? That story is tailor-made for AoSHQ.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:12 PM (W132F)

251
Penguins forward Andrei Kuzmenko's father was killed while on a fishing trip. He was mauled to death by a bear.

_________

Now if Bears forward Kuzmenko's father was mauled to death by penguins...

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 01:12 PM (eRlcH)

252 Don't get any funny ideas. A comment section is one thing.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:08 PM (W132F)

Listen you're a sexy commenter what can I say.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 01:12 PM (YWUqf)

253
Pretty easy ....if your neighbor on the plane is master baiting....let every passenger on the plane know who is jerking it live ...you are allowed to walk around when seatbelt signs are off...also ...lawyer up on touchdown ...the airline is gonna get a lot of bad publicity....or ....pay you off eventually ...my two cents

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at September 24, 2026 01:12 PM (hgTEZ)

254 I saw Yikes On Bikes open for Big Twin Evo at Bobby's birthday party in '94.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 01:12 PM (ccf/V)

255 Watch the commodities market and the WTI price. What’s going on right now is deliberately trying to keep the bbl price up. It is in no way reflective of demand. The real bbl price based on available oil and consumption should based on historical supply-demand should be in the low $70’s. Meanwhile it’s $94. They can’t sustain that forever and either before or directly after the election it’s going to fall.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 24, 2026 01:13 PM (f4oEt)

256 He didn't want to get 'backed up'.
Posted by: Seinfeld Reference

A friend of mine in the Navy had a term "DSBU," which stood for "dangerous semen backup."

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 01:13 PM (77rzZ)

257 Grim beeper is good. Four Horseman of the Motorolapocalypse.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:13 PM (W132F)

258 >>Or what happens if nobody volunteers to sit next to the pervert?

There is one person on the aircraft who can make the request no longer a request. Then again, unless a passenger's behavior is a safety-of-flight issue, most captains are content to not care and let the cabin crew handle it.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 24, 2026 01:14 PM (J4Dwc)

259 Retards -

Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
·
9m
The
@RutgersU
Women's Rugby Team just changed their name to the "Womxn's Rugby Team" in order to be more "inclusive"

Your tax dollars are funding this university and its woke agenda to erase women

Posted by: beckster at September 24, 2026 01:14 PM (kX27y)

260 If I can't masterbate on a plane, the terrorists win.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 24, 2026 01:14 PM (bX16E)

261 Tinker, Tailor, Beeper, Die.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 01:15 PM (ccf/V)

262 hehehehe, let the cabin crew handle it, hehehehe...

Posted by: Butthead at September 24, 2026 01:15 PM (Q+gd/)

263 Do your rumor mongering bullsh*t reporting from this room we store jockstraps in.

Maybe it's just me, but I got the image of Kaitlan Collins acting like Kim Cattrall's character in Porky's

Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at September 24, 2026 01:15 PM (Iwv3U)

264 Note the Left hasn't been aching to dox THIS guy.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 01:15 PM (YWUqf)

265 United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating because the flight was full.
......

What movie was he watching?

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2026 01:15 PM (UjdFS)

266 Listen you're a sexy commenter what can I say.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 01:12 PM (YWUqf)

My eyes are up here.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:15 PM (W132F)

267 @libsoftiktok
·
9m
The
@RutgersU
Women's Rugby Team just changed their name to the "Womxn's Rugby Team" in order to be more "inclusive"

Your tax dollars are funding this university and its woke agenda to erase women
Posted by: beckster at September 24, 2026 01:14 PM (kX27y)

Bring in the Aussie trannies to join the team. Lets just take this full f*cking monty and watch the bodies pile up.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 01:16 PM (ccf/V)

268 So, it's an ideology built to self destruct because no, you can't tell the communist that he's not allowed in America because that's his atomized right to be wrong. And no, you can't bar the communist from government because that his atomized right to seek office in America. And no, we can't use the power of government to stop the communist from rounding us up in boxcars because that's in violation of our principles of not telling other people what to do.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 01:10 PM (I7axw)

Once you become utilitarian, this is true, because utilitarian has no solid basis other than "what is best" which can be finessed into statism and then to deep state while mouthing open markets and laissez faire, since there is no basis.

originally classical liberals where like Andrew Jackson or George Whitfield. Then they became like Jeremy Bentham and William Jennings Bryan and started agitating for central banks, the administrative state, transnationalim, fiat currencies and wars. Since those things were "more efficient"

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 01:16 PM (rbvCR)

269 If I can't masterbate on a plane, the terrorists win.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 24, 2026 01:14 PM (bX16E)

I'm tired of these mfing trouser snakes on this mfing plane.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:17 PM (W132F)

270 Womxn's Rugby Team" in order to be more "inclusive"
-------

Meanwhile the real Left laughs. It's like the joke about the guy pissing all over his own bar.

"We'll make them put an x through their own identity and they will laugh and brag about it!"

Imagine Republicans putting an X through the word women.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 01:17 PM (YWUqf)

271 Hello. Looks like a slow news day.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace

Maybe a slow news rest of the year.

I, for one, welcome the silence of the mean girz news networks and pray this judges' ruling gets them all crushed and thrown out of the White House forever.

Posted by: Auspex at September 24, 2026 01:18 PM (Y8DZL)

272 224 Democrats killed the XL pipeline and cheered. Then they spent the entire Biden Administration trying to kill the oil and gas industry. They bogged down the permitting process with red tape, increased fees and inspection to slow it down, stopped issuing offshore permits and many other things. Their stated goal was to raise the price of gas so high their green garbage would look good.

This is who people are counting on to lower the price of gas? lol.

Posted by: Vengeance
------

Shut down coal fired plants, some of our cheapest and most efficient energy.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 01:18 PM (+UcOf)

273 Penguins forward Andrei Kuzmenko's father was killed while on a fishing trip. He was mauled to death by a bear.

--

Eeeesh. I'd probably rank being mauled to death by a bear right near the top of ways I wouldn't want to perish.

That...and being buried alive.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 01:18 PM (qBdHI)

274 My eyes are up here.
But your tits are down there.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 24, 2026 01:19 PM (0JAw6)

275 My eyes are up here.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:15 PM (W132F)

See??

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 01:19 PM (YWUqf)

276 Eeeesh. I'd probably rank being mauled to death by a bear right near the top of ways I wouldn't want to perish.

That...and being buried alive.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 01:18 PM (qBdHI)

Being mauled to death by penguins would be worse.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 01:20 PM (dPOOv)

277 270 Womxn's Rugby Team" in order to be more "inclusive"

Men in Women's Rubgy is going to end in some real serious injuries and possible deaths.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 24, 2026 01:20 PM (OkYzo)

278
Shut down coal fired plants, some of our cheapest and most efficient energy.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 01:18 PM (+UcOf)

To be fair, Owebama did that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 01:20 PM (ccf/V)

279 Who the fuck does this judge think he is giving orders to the White House? I think they should tell all judges below SCOTUS to horse fuck. Maybe SCOTUS too….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 24, 2026 01:20 PM (I/6jQ)

280 Democrats have been running on raising the cost of energy for two full decades.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 01:20 PM (YWUqf)

281 The Man From Nantucket flies United?

Posted by: Not My Bucket at September 24, 2026 01:20 PM (Fn+3X)

282 That...and being buried alive.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 01:18 PM (qBdHI)

Burned alive.

Stuck in a tunnel or sunken ship.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:20 PM (W132F)

283 https://x.com/PatrickRuffini/status/
2103166514215940232

Good graph about polling misses.

But, remember, the not final polls right now are 100% correct because the final polls 2 years ago were 60% correct, and bringing up polling misses from not final polls in previous cycles is cope.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 01:21 PM (I7axw)

284 The Man From Nantucket flies United?

Posted by: Not My Bucket at September 24, 2026 01:20 PM (Fn+3X)

Someone light the Muldoon lamp.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:21 PM (W132F)

285 Men in Women's Rubgy is going to end in some real serious injuries and possible deaths.
Posted by: Frank Barone at September 24, 2026 01:20 PM (OkYzo)

I was told that the Women's rugby league in Portland OR pretty much died out because of the Trannies being allowed to play.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 01:21 PM (rbvCR)

286 Nood Candy

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 01:21 PM (RIvkX)

287 269 Ha! Although I believe its melon farming trouser snakes on the Monday to Friday plane...

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 24, 2026 01:22 PM (bX16E)

288 Being mauled to death by penguins would be worse.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Coming soon to a Province near you!

Posted by: Merry Marching Penguin Majority at September 24, 2026 01:22 PM (Fn+3X)

289 My eyes are up here.
But your tits are down there.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 24, 2026 01:19 PM (0JAw6)

Fair.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:22 PM (W132F)

290 The one thing all polll trolls have in common is disappearing or changing their handle on the day after the election.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 01:22 PM (YWUqf)

291 Death by Karen Gillan snu snu.

Just trying to balance things out

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 01:23 PM (YWUqf)

292 Nood Candy

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 01:21 PM (RIvkX)

Now's the time to short-stroke it folks.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:23 PM (W132F)

293 FOX staff are almost certainly doing this in a bid to be considered "serious news" by the other outlets - you know, the people who told us that Trump was a secret Russian Spy for three years, that COVID was caused by a bat and a pangolin dating in a wet market, and that Joe Biden was "sharp as a tack."

I have reviewed the First Amendment yet again and I fail to see the part that says "people from legacy media outlets are allowed to go wherever they want in order to lie for partisan purposes." I might see the point if Trump, you know, abridged their right to scribble their lies and distribute them to the masses (which they did for the day they were "banned.")

Further, a touch of irony here - Judge Kelly (who daily conducts public government business) almost certainly puts strict limits on whether and which Press outlets can collect news in his Courtroom.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at September 24, 2026 01:24 PM (ssz2a)

294 This threads getting pretty full, and I gotta say I'm getting a chubby....

Posted by: masturbating United passenger at September 24, 2026 01:24 PM (Zkdh8)

295 VDH on Ronald Reagan's corporatist bent favoring the exportation of traditional American enterprise.

https://youtu.be/U9o-68M0bCU?t=2665

I'll never think the same of Reagan.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 01:25 PM (+UcOf)

296 Funny how these things can get an injunction in an hour, but a case on violation of citizen rights won't be heard at all or only years later.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 01:29 PM (uhVAy)

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