Sunday Overnight Open Thread - September 20, 2026

Howdy Hordelings! Welcome to the Sunday ONT. Appreciate you stopping by. Open thread, as always. Fashion and music, as always. What's on YOUR mind tonight?

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Wholesome content

Leaving babies at their grandparents’ doorsteps. Those reactions are priceless 😆 🥰 pic.twitter.com/xtzft5DrTh
— Kevin W. (@Brink_Thinker) September 17, 2026

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Happy Anniversary to Buck Rogers!

Buck Rogers premiered OTD in '79.
Erin Gray became a defining childhood crush for a whole generation of young viewers as Colonel Wilma Deering. Wilma striding around in those sleek, form-fitting spandex flight suits is permanently etched into the memories of many pre-teen boys. pic.twitter.com/YlVG4eJok6
— The Sting (@TheStingisBack) September 20, 2026

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Jimmy's is getting ready for Halloween

Once upon a midnight dreary…Baltimore found a new place to drink. 🐦‍⬛🥃

Step inside our brand-new Edgar Allan Poe Pop-Up Bar, where the cocktails are dark, the atmosphere is haunting, and The Raven is always watching.

Quoth the Raven…

“Pour some more.” 🐦‍⬛🍸 pic.twitter.com/9omM2r0vJu
— Jimmy’s Famous Seafood (@JimmysSeafood) September 18, 2026

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Careful out there, oyster lovers

Fourth Florida resident dies after contracting flesh-eating bacteria linked to oysters

A fourth person in Florida has died after contracting flesh-eating bacteria commonly linked to consuming raw or undercooked oysters, health officials said.
The death was included Thursday in the Florida Department of Health's updated fatality count for the deadly flesh-eating bacterium Vibrio vulnificus.
The individual was from Broward County and between the ages of 75 and 79, WSFA reported. It remains unclear exactly how the person contracted the infection.

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Another day, another something happening differently than the "scientists" thought it would

Africa Is Breaking Apart Faster Than We Thought, Forming a New Ocean

Geologists have discovered that the African continent will split apart sooner than we thought. An active rift has reached a "critical threshold" and will soon break apart, forming a new ocean.
That said, 'soon' is a relative term – it'll still take a few million years more, but that's a blink of an eye on a geological scale.
"We found that rifting in this zone is more advanced, and the crust is thinner, than anyone had recognized," says Christian Rowan, a geoscientist at Columbia University.
"Eastern Africa has progressed further in the rifting process than previously thought."

These super smart people want us to make long term policy decisions based on their predictions of stuff. Yet they are constantly proven wrong.

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Need a place to stay for the Texas MoMe? Maybe this is your answer!

Towable A-frame is about as small and simple as a tiny house gets

Personally, if I was living in a tiny house, I'd want to get the largest and most luxurious model I could afford, but a lot of people neither want nor need all that extra space. This A-frame on wheels is for such people. With a length of just 4.8 m (15 ft) and consisting of one room, it's about as small and simple as they come.
The Mini Brda Classic is designed by Poland's Mini Domy and is a pint-sized take on the firm's much larger Brda. Taking its name from a traditional Polish A-frame house, this thing is seriously small and is more like a hardshell tent than a proper house. To put its diminutive size into perspective, the 2023 Ford Expedition is significantly longer.
It's built from wood and clad in metal, with a classic A-frame triangular form, while the interior is finished in tongue-and-groove wood and laminate flooring. Though pictured here on a double-axle trailer for easy towing, it can also come without a trailer for permanent installation.

Staying with the tiny house idea

Shipping container transformed into cozy tiny house for two

The humble shipping container is little more than a basic metal box, but designers and architects never seem to run out of ideas for what to do with it. The Luna Cottage is a particularly nicely done example, transforming a standard container into a cozy tiny house for two.
The Luna Cottage is based on a 20-ft (6-m)-long shipping container, but it has been heavily modified with a door and windows, plus given a uniform coat of paint. A secondary roof has also been added, which does a good job disguising the metal box's original industrial origins and should improve its thermal performance.

Not bad looking inside - check the link for more photos.

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'Ette Couture (Courtesy of Piper)

It's that time of the week - when we turn the ONT over to our good friend Piper for a bit. Here's this week's fashion pr0n.

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Late 1800s–1940s:

Organized cheering began at American colleges in the late 19th century, and it was mostly men. There was no official uniform industry. Squads wore sweaters, slacks, or whatever athletic clothes they already owned.

Women were not widely allowed onto squads until the 1920s. During World War II, men left campus and women took over the activity, ruining it just like they do everything else they touch. Dang 19th Amendment. Anyway, a recognizable girls’ look began to settle in: long skirts, sweaters over blouses or turtlenecks, sturdy shoes and pointy elbows.

1950s-60:

By mid-century the uniform had a formula people still picture when they think “old-school cheerleader”: a bulky letter sweater, a long wool or cotton skirt, saddle shoes or oxfords, and socks. School letters and megaphone patches made the squad readable from the bleachers.
Skirts were still modest—often calf-length or longer. The point was identity, not range of motion. A 1959–60 school photo captures the look almost perfectly: oversized letter sweaters, below-the-knee green skirts, white shoes, and a megaphone appliqué on the hip.

1970s:

Uniforms kept evolving toward mobility: shorter skirts, tighter sweaters, short sleeves, and tennis shoes. Some teams tried jumpers, hot pants, go-go boots, or capes. Hemlines rose because tumbling and partner stunts were not feasible with extra fabric.

The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, redesigned in the early-to-mid 1970s, put a midriff-baring top, tiny shorts, fringe, and white boots on national television.
An early Cowboys photo still has hats, longer skirts, and a more costume-like Western theme.

Within a few years the signature formula was set: cropped vest, knotted blouse, short white shorts, belt, and boots.

1980s–1990s:

Skirts kept shrinking through the ’80s and ’90s as routines got more athletic. A common school rule had been “skirt to the fingertips.” That rule lost to tumbling safety: extra fabric can catch during a back handspring. Fitted stretch fabrics replaced stiff wool. Metallics and rhinestones crept in by the late ’90s, especially on college and all-star teams.

2000s–today:

A current uniform is sleeker than the 1980s version but still built on the same pieces: fitted top, short skirt, team colors.

The through-line is simple. Every time the choreography got harder, the clothes got lighter, shorter, and more engineered. The letter sweater never fully vanished, it just got compressed into a shell, then into a crop top covered in rhinestones.

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Thanks, Piper!

The rest of you - Don't forget to check out Piper's X page.

Speaking of Piper's X page - evidently the Emmy's took place on Monday. Piper posted a bunch of fashion stuff. Including this

And that statement is please no. Her stylist should be fired. https://t.co/9mSGAQclLl
— Piper (@piper_moves) September 14, 2026

I guess X thinks I care about this stuff now because this hit my feed recently

TL break! Because this is hilarious!! 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/tbCwbeYVKh
— Kristi (@TheyCallMeNans) September 15, 2026

These celebrity types really do make some stupid choices with the stuff they wear.

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DJ Doof - Random Stuff Edition

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1 Hope y'all been grooovin' on this Sunday.

https://youtu.be/-ft8WLX9G1I

Posted by: mindful webworker - casually at September 20, 2026 10:02 PM (MX7Zk)

2 1st

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 20, 2026 10:02 PM (Jr+re)

3 Yea!! Cheerleaders!!!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2026 10:02 PM (IMGZD)

4 At the Diner;
Bubba said to Babe, let’s blow this joint.
Babe say, nah, pass it on to the waitress.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 20, 2026 10:03 PM (4tmEn)

5 Aw man. Where did the guns go?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2026 10:03 PM (1Ff7Z)

6 Aw man. Where did the guns go?
Posted by: OrangeEnt

Out of the canoe and into the lake, usually.

Posted by: mikeski at September 20, 2026 10:04 PM (VHUov)

7 Hello friends!

Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2026 10:04 PM (ZdaMQ)

8 RE: That towable A frame -

Isn't an A frame home about the most inefficient use of interior space possible?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2026 10:05 PM (IMGZD)

9 Evening Horde!

Posted by: Iris at September 20, 2026 10:07 PM (286+n)

10 I didn't expect to make the top ten socks. I'm not even here all that much.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 20, 2026 10:07 PM (88C+u)

11 Has everyone survived killer AI weekend?

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 20, 2026 10:08 PM (JbQFX)

12 *plays Yakity Sax*

G 'n R sounded like shit in concert.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 20, 2026 10:09 PM (4ZxBh)

13 Sorry I'm late, I heard a knock at the door and next thing you know, I was changing a diaper.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 20, 2026 10:09 PM (7Bowa)

14 I made the top 10. First ever.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 20, 2026 10:09 PM (4ZxBh)

15

Too bad Erin Grey dined at the Y... she could have turned me straight!

Posted by: Peter Bootygig at September 20, 2026 10:10 PM (/Q0lN)

16 Buck Rogers premiered OTD in '79.

If you had told me that 40 odd years later we wouldn't really be doing anything in space outside of sending up satellites I wouldn't have believed.

Obviously in the far future of 2026 we'd have bases at least on Mars right?

But...we spent all that money on the War on Poverty I guess so at least we have Obamaphones and Aloha Snackbar stabbings right?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 20, 2026 10:10 PM (sKqQm)

17 just like they do everything else they touch

Ladytron are still around
youtu.be/4fkdizZ1lBw

Posted by: 88C+u at September 20, 2026 10:10 PM (88C+u)

18 Towable A-frame is about as small and simple as a tiny house gets

The shape is silly. Only a pinhead could stand up in it.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 20, 2026 10:10 PM (Riz8t)

19 The heat has finally broken and it's supposed to be in the 70s this week. 'Bout freakin' time.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 20, 2026 10:10 PM (lHPJf)

20 The Luna Cottage is based on a 20-ft (6-m)-long shipping container, but it has been heavily modified with a door and windows, plus given a uniform coat of paint. A secondary roof has also been added, which does a good job disguising the metal box's original industrial origins and should improve its thermal performance.

I suggest not welding the original shipping-container door shut, so your house has two functional doors.

Posted by: C. Blasey Ford at September 20, 2026 10:11 PM (VHUov)

21 Speaking of cheerleading the NFL bringing in male dancers is mind boggling stupid.

Now you could have brought in men to have them lift/throw the women like they do in college and honestly no one would have cared.

But bringing in male dancers? They weren't kidding when they told us the NFL was gay were they?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 20, 2026 10:11 PM (sKqQm)

22 This time clicked FF to hear EL&P. Not thirty seconds into the song, they hadn't finished the intro and F'ng hueToob interrupted the song, Interrupted the Song with a F'ng commercial.
WHAT A TRASHY OUTFIT.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 20, 2026 10:12 PM (4tmEn)

23 These celebrity types really do make some stupid choices with the stuff they wear.

Well, face it Piper. Most of them aren't very intelligent to begin with.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2026 10:12 PM (1Ff7Z)

24 But bringing in male dancers? They weren't kidding when they told us the NFL was gay were they?
Posted by: 18-1

"Fags and Felons" has a nice ring to it.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2026 10:12 PM (IMGZD)

25 Sorry I'm late, I heard a knock at the door and next thing you know, I was changing a diaper.
Posted by: tankdemon

Can you send Joe home, then? Just call an Uber.

Posted by: Jill Biden at September 20, 2026 10:12 PM (VHUov)

26 Now you could have brought in men to have them lift/throw the women like they do in college and honestly no one would have cared.

But bringing in male dancers? They weren't kidding when they told us the NFL was gay were they?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 20, 2026 10:11 PM (sKqQm)

NFL fans have shown repeatedly that it doesn’t matter how woke the league gets they’ll never leave. Mostly due to gambling I suspect.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 20, 2026 10:13 PM (JbQFX)

27 >>Careful out there, oyster lovers

Florida man. It's like eating Wisconsin alligator.

We good.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2026 10:13 PM (viF8m)

28 It does amuse me that when you mostly review men from any part of cheerleading the outfits get teeny tiny. Same thing with most female athletics actually

"The male gaze is EVIL but...my butt has to look good and I have to show it to you.

Also, I hate Sydney Sweeney for showing off her body!"

Posted by: 18-1 at September 20, 2026 10:13 PM (sKqQm)

29 ALW are going to send a team into the playoffs under .500

Posted by: 88C+u at September 20, 2026 10:14 PM (88C+u)

30 NFL fans have shown repeatedly that it doesn’t matter how woke the league gets they’ll never leave. Mostly due to gambling I suspect.

I haven't watching a game since they started kneeling and going gay and...I guess those two things go together don't they.

I just don't get why people still with something do opposed to what they stand for...especially when they game has gotten so shitty.

I guess maybe you are onto something with the gambling

Posted by: 18-1 at September 20, 2026 10:15 PM (sKqQm)

31 23 These celebrity types really do make some stupid choices with the stuff they wear.

Well, face it Piper. Most of them aren't very intelligent to begin with.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2026 10:12 PM (1Ff7Z)

I didn’t like this on the runway. If it looks atrocious on a runway model, it will never look good in real life.

Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2026 10:15 PM (ZdaMQ)

32 Too bad Erin Grey dined at the Y

Really? Very disappointing.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 20, 2026 10:15 PM (4ZxBh)

33 *****lesh-eating bacteria commonly linked to consuming raw or undercooked oysters,
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PSA:

God didn't give us fire to keep us warm.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 20, 2026 10:16 PM (4tmEn)

34 Oh, no! Back on the board!

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:…
6 [28 names] 'mindful webworker - amen'

Sockpuppet Wizard
There has to be a twist
Sockpuppet Wizard's got
such a supple wriiiist

How do you think he does it?
What makes him so good?
etc.

Cheerleaders. Well, pretty good. Could use more elbow grease...? Better than just shoes.🤪

whut?

Posted by: mindful webworker - deef dumn & bland boy at September 20, 2026 10:16 PM (MX7Zk)

35 I ran across of video of some guy that goes into swampy areas at night in FL and "yonks" the various animals he sees. Yes including gators.

And...the snakes occasionally turn around bite but everything else just runs.

Oh he grabbed a coyote once and the poor thing looked like it was doing its best to pretend to be a dog...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 20, 2026 10:17 PM (sKqQm)

36 Thanks doof and Piper.
Who or what is a Shailene Woodley.
It appears to be a female of some species but I don't ever want to know anything else.
I assume since its at an awards show it's some flavor of lunatic libtard.

Posted by: Winston AKA Pops at September 20, 2026 10:17 PM (+jRTn)

37 Evenin'

Erin Gray was memorable. Still alive at 76.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 20, 2026 10:17 PM (sAmhv)

38 I guess maybe you are onto something with the gambling
Posted by: 18-1 at September 20, 2026 10:15 PM (sKqQm)

Maybe, but you don't need to attend the games to gamble. Bet by phone, get results on news.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2026 10:17 PM (1Ff7Z)

39 ***"Eastern Africa has progressed further in the rifting process than previously thought."

Is it, I say, is it at the Prime Meridian?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 20, 2026 10:17 PM (4tmEn)

40 9 [22 names] 'Cicero (@cicero43)'

youtu.be/bdazIpDDrO8

Posted by: don't steal this riff at September 20, 2026 10:18 PM (88C+u)

41 Isn't Erin Gray married to a guy?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 20, 2026 10:18 PM (sKqQm)

42 Erin Gray became a defining childhood crush for a whole generation
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Princess Ardala.

Posted by: scampydog at September 20, 2026 10:18 PM (j9ga8)

43 RE: That towable A frame -

Isn't an A frame home about the most inefficient use of interior space possible?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2026 10:05 PM (IMGZD)

Not if you're a frigging conehead.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 20, 2026 10:18 PM (S41Gd)

44 Isn't an A frame home about the most inefficient use of interior space possible?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2026 10:05 PM (IMGZD)

Correct. The shape is best for heavy snow locales.

Posted by: davidt at September 20, 2026 10:19 PM (Q+gd/)

45 I didn’t like this on the runway. If it looks atrocious on a runway model, it will never look good in real life.
Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2026 10:15 PM (ZdaMQ)

Designer must think any publicity is good publicity. Silly outfit still gets the name out.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2026 10:19 PM (1Ff7Z)

46 36 Thanks doof and Piper.
Who or what is a Shailene Woodley.
It appears to be a female of some species but I don't ever want to know anything else.
I assume since its at an awards show it's some flavor of lunatic libtard.
Posted by: Winston AKA Pops at September 20, 2026 10

She is an actress, and is pretty. Just not here. As I said in the post, it’s clear she cried her eyes out when she saw this, which then left no time for hair.

Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2026 10:19 PM (ZdaMQ)

47 The A frame with a steep pitch is almost required for structures that see heavy snow loads high in the mountains, like in our Very Large Square States. I’ve seen a couple vintage cabins or similar that have a large second story with a steep pitch, and overhang. I think the idea was similar to a wearing a tall hat, the large attic kept it cooler in n the summer. Then in the winter, you moved into the second floor, that would stay considerably warmer.

Prior to air conditioning there were all sorts of very important features built into or on a home, location and siting being important but also revolving around year round comfort based on taking advantage of certain things that don’t seem important today.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 20, 2026 10:20 PM (QPjUO)

48 One difference between 70s/80s TV and later is not all the actresses were beautiful - so someone like Erin Gray stood out.

Of course I don't watch TV now so maybe they reversed that again?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 20, 2026 10:20 PM (sKqQm)

49 I'll bet moving day is easy peasy when you live in a shipping container.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 20, 2026 10:20 PM (wpRMV)

50 My wife was a cheerleader in HS long before we knew each other. Small town, only one HS. From what she’s told me it was a big deal.

My school was suburban 3000 students. Everyone had their own thing going on for any one group to stand out too much. The whole John Hughes football players and cheerleaders being the cool kids was kind of a foreign concept to me. I assumed it was just a movies thing but I guess it was a thing in some schools.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 20, 2026 10:20 PM (JbQFX)

51 @16

>>If you had told me that 40 odd years later we wouldn't really be doing anything in space outside of sending up satellites I wouldn't have believed

The biggest challenge to doing anything at any great distance from earth is escaping earth itself.

It takes a sh*ton of energy to escape earth because, paradoxically, it takes sh*ton of energy to escape earth and that sh*ton weighs a sh*tton.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 20, 2026 10:20 PM (XV/Pl)

52 I’m no fan of USC, but by gum their cheerleaders’ white sweaters, and the cheerleaders themselves TBH, are top notch

Posted by: pikkumatti at September 20, 2026 10:21 PM (eTiH0)

53 ***ruining it just like they do everything else they touch
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I'm a ruined man.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 20, 2026 10:21 PM (4tmEn)

54 Thanks Piper.
I tend to avoid such things as actors, movies and most music.
I feel much better for it.

Posted by: Winston AKA Pops at September 20, 2026 10:22 PM (+jRTn)

55 This time clicked FF to hear EL&P. Not thirty seconds into the song, they hadn't finished the intro and F'ng hueToob interrupted the song, Interrupted the Song with a F'ng commercial.
WHAT A TRASHY OUTFIT.
Posted by: Braenyard

I don't know if it's because I have a Googly/YooToob account, or because of the ad blocks on my browser, but I never get those anymore. Sure don't miss 'em.

But Trashy Outfit, no argument there.

Posted by: mindful webworker - rust but veryfly at September 20, 2026 10:22 PM (MX7Zk)

56 Maybe, but you don't need to attend the games to gamble. Bet by phone, get results on news.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2026 10:17 PM (1Ff7Z)

The real money is generated from TV and the degenerates watch all the games. Who wins or loses is almost an afterthought all that matters is the spread and all the parlays as well as fantasy stats.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 20, 2026 10:23 PM (JbQFX)

57 "Too bad Erin Gray dined at the Y....".

I can't decide whether the proper response is (a) Lies, sir, damnable lies! or (b) Pics, or it didn't happen.

Posted by: PabloD at September 20, 2026 10:23 PM (CoKDD)

58 Dishman, Washington? Never hear of it.

I still like the pleated cheer skirts best, ( along with the UT song girl chaps- unique and adorable). The tight, short, straight skirts just aren't flattering.

Posted by: LASue at September 20, 2026 10:23 PM (lCppi)

59 I think I just watched the nadir of ai videos, it was George St. Pierre fighting increasingly bigger dinosaurs, culminating with him submitting a T-Rex with a bare naked choke hold.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 20, 2026 10:23 PM (XV/Pl)

60 Male cheerleader on the far right is a Business Major....notice the wingtips.

And secondly, I refuse to make fun of Axl Rose. I expected him to be laid out on a slab decades ago. It stubborness impresses me.

Posted by: Orson at September 20, 2026 10:24 PM (dIske)

61
Tanked up on gas to the limit this afternoon, food stuffs and a box of ammo I don't need

Posted by: Auspex at September 20, 2026 10:24 PM (Y8DZL)

62 My school was suburban 3000 students. Everyone had their own thing going on for any one group to stand out too much. The whole John Hughes football players and cheerleaders being the cool kids was kind of a foreign concept to me. I assumed it was just a movies thing but I guess it was a thing in some schools.

What about the sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, and dickheads?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 20, 2026 10:24 PM (Riz8t)

63 Thanks for the engaging and entertaining ONT, Doof!

And thanks to Piper for the cheerleading fashion!

Great photo up top. Looks like fall is here.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 20, 2026 10:25 PM (D/6p1)

64 a box of ammo I don't need

Say that in English - not sure I understand.

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 20, 2026 10:25 PM (Jr+re)

65 What about the sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, and dickheads?
Posted by: Archimedes

All good friends with Feris.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 20, 2026 10:25 PM (JbQFX)

66 Isn't an A frame home about the most inefficient use of interior space possible?
Posted by: Tonypete

Sane people: Betcha can't design a tiny house with a cathedral ceiling!

Poland: Hold my śliwowica and watch this!

Posted by: mikeski at September 20, 2026 10:25 PM (VHUov)

67 Erin Grey was married to men twice.

If she's down on the muffin, sounds like its recreational as opposed to lifestyle

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at September 20, 2026 10:25 PM (xcxpd)

68 59 I think I just watched the nadir of ai videos, it was George St. Pierre fighting increasingly bigger dinosaurs, culminating with him submitting a T-Rex with a bare naked choke hold.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 20, 2026 10:23 PM
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Bad AI.

Posted by: TRex - dino abuse hotline at September 20, 2026 10:26 PM (XfIK1)

69 What about the sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, and dickheads?
Posted by: Archimedes

A-ha!

Posted by: Principal Rooney at September 20, 2026 10:26 PM (88C+u)

70 "Too bad Erin Gray dined at the Y....".

I can't decide whether the proper response is (a) Lies, sir, damnable lies! or (b) Pics, or it didn't happen.
Posted by: PabloD

Since when did "And" have no power here?

Posted by: mikeski at September 20, 2026 10:27 PM (VHUov)

71 Greetings Horde.

Thanks for the entertaining ONT Herr Doof.

According the review in the local commie paper, Iron Maiden had a monster show at a new MN casino venue last night. Sadly, I wasn't there

Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at September 20, 2026 10:27 PM (K7v1x)

72 It takes a sh*ton of energy to escape earth because, paradoxically, it takes sh*ton of energy to escape earth and that sh*ton weighs a sh*tton.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

The rocket equation is a ~~stone-~~ liquid-oxygen-cold bitch.

Posted by: mikeski at September 20, 2026 10:28 PM (VHUov)

73 Thanks for the ONT, Doof!

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 20, 2026 10:28 PM (Jr+re)

74 And I do love cheerleaders

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at September 20, 2026 10:29 PM (xcxpd)

75 Piper forgot to include the tranny cheers...
. _ GOOD for her!

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 20, 2026 10:29 PM (4tmEn)

76 I'll bet moving day is easy peasy when you live in a shipping container.
Posted by: Cicero

Whoa.

Posted by: Neo at September 20, 2026 10:29 PM (VHUov)

77 a box of ammo I don't need

?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 20, 2026 10:29 PM (4ZxBh)

78 65 What about the sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, and dickheads?
Posted by: Archimedes

All good friends with Feris.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 20, 2026 10:25 PM (JbQFX)

They think he's a righteous dude

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at September 20, 2026 10:30 PM (xcxpd)

79 77 a box of ammo I don't need

?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 20, 2026 10:29 PM (4ZxBh)

Ah....32 ACP

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at September 20, 2026 10:30 PM (xcxpd)

80
Sounds like space is a shitty place.

Posted by: Auspex at September 20, 2026 10:30 PM (Y8DZL)

81 >>>>If you had told me that 40 odd years later we wouldn't really be doing anything in space outside of sending up satellites I wouldn't have believed

If someone told you two years ago the southern border would be sealed up tighter than a frogs asshole and we are now seeing record deportation numbers from inside the US that might have come as a surprise as well.

Ignore the media.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2026 10:31 PM (viF8m)

82 75 Piper forgot to include the tranny cheers...
. _ GOOD for her!

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 20, 2026 10:29 PM (4tmEn)

We are a family blog, sir!

Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2026 10:31 PM (ZdaMQ)

83 "Eastern Africa has progressed further in the rifting process than previously thought."

Wakanda will go the way of Atlantis. Sad.

Posted by: mikeski at September 20, 2026 10:31 PM (VHUov)

84 a box of ammo I don't need

Say that in English - not sure I understand.
Posted by: LRob in OK at September 20, 2026 10:25 PM (Jr+re)

Empty.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 20, 2026 10:32 PM (qx7Zg)

85 80
Sounds like space is a shitty place.
Posted by: Auspex

in fact it's cold as hell

Posted by: 88C+u at September 20, 2026 10:33 PM (88C+u)

86 @80

>>Sounds like space is a shitty place.

It's big, it's really, really big, and it's dangerous, it want's to kill you.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 20, 2026 10:34 PM (XV/Pl)

87 Wakanda will go the way of Atlantis. Sad.
Posted by: mikeski at September 20, 2026 10:31 PM (VHUov)

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You know what this means, don't you?

Them Greek homos are going to get away with it!

Posted by: Rev. Al at September 20, 2026 10:34 PM (wpRMV)

88 18 Towable A-frame is about as small and simple as a tiny house gets

The shape is silly. Only a pinhead could stand up in it.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 20, 2026 10:10 PM (Riz8t)

DH is a rather large individual. When we bought the camper, he told the salesman he would only look at campers with a king bed and tall enough for him to stand up in comfortably. Dealer said, "This is the one." It was.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 20, 2026 10:34 PM (Ntshk)

89 Erin Gray seems like a very down to earth woman. She appreciated the female empowered aspect of Col. Deering but also was fine with character's feminine aspect. From a pretty old interview that I got a chuckle out of:

Are your male fans very shy when they come up to you at conventions?

It’s interesting; I’ve learned to recognise that there’s a certain age group of gentlemen between about 36 and 43 – we’re walking down the street and all of a sudden you see the lights go on behind the eyes. What I’ve found from going to the events is that obviously I helped a lot of young teenage boys go through puberty!

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at September 20, 2026 10:34 PM (9ZFZd)

90 >>Sounds like space is a shitty place.

It's big, it's really, really big, and it's dangerous, it want's to kill you.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 20, 2026 10:34 PM
***
Like Australia.

Posted by: TRex - travel agent dino at September 20, 2026 10:35 PM (XfIK1)

91 Also, a lot of pointy elbows in this ONT!

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at September 20, 2026 10:35 PM (9ZFZd)

92 >>It's big, it's really, really big, and it's dangerous, it want's to kill you.

Sounds like the ocean.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2026 10:35 PM (viF8m)

93 83 "Eastern Africa has progressed further in the rifting process than previously thought."

Wakanda will go the way of Atlantis. Sad.
Posted by: mikeski

Somalia and Ethiopia. The Great Rift Valley, I would assume. A post rift split causing a giant lake maybe an improvement.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 20, 2026 10:36 PM (sAmhv)

94 Tiny House........

There are a couple of outfits that will take a standard shipping container, or two, and make them into a pretty cool self contained, solar powered, off grid sort of thing.

Not cheap either.

But air delivery by helo... for a price.

You supply the land and whatevers.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2026 10:37 PM (2Cry5)

95 93 Somalia and Ethiopia. The Great Rift Valley, I would assume. A post rift split causing a giant lake maybe an improvement.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 20, 2026 10:36 PM (sAmhv)

By the time that happens, all the Somalis will be living in Minnesotta.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 20, 2026 10:39 PM (7Bowa)

96 I went to high school with one of the original Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders. Rose Hall. Very nice girl and she has a somewhat famous younger sister.

Posted by: Case at September 20, 2026 10:40 PM (xJpuh)

97 In one episode of Buck Rogers, Wilma gets possessed by some evil force or something and makes this snarling, angry face. With those really pointy canines, she suddenly looks like a vampire—and 14-year-old Lemmiwinks is just like, “OMG… I’m totally into vampires now.”

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 20, 2026 10:40 PM (9FfUF)

98 Bed time, early morning through noon and then at 4 I get my hair highlighted to oblivion. Yay!

Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2026 10:41 PM (ZdaMQ)

99 It'd be nice if those tinyhome photogalleries also gave us an overhead/'how it all fits in' view, not just... three different zooms of the same room.

Piper, thank you for the science for why scanty cheerleader costumes are Safety Conscious! If it saves just one cheerleader from a twisted ankle....!

I'm sleepy, dunno how active I'll be this evening. I should finish getting ready for bed, read Joshua 1-4, and get some sleep.

Praying for job results this week (the sub position isn't quite active yet, plus, well... hoping for something better to work out sooner rather than later. I like kids, I'm good with bureaucracy, I'm not sure my mind will survive mixing the two).

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 20, 2026 10:41 PM (aJQbY)

100 Ah....32 ACP
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at September 20, 2026 10:30 PM (xcxpd)

Probably 9mm. 32ACP belongs in its namesake guns, the '03 Hammerless.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2026 10:41 PM (1Ff7Z)

101 At my high school, cheerleaders were the apex species of idiots. Serious airheads. I suspect most of the peaked in high school and it was a slow slide to irrelevance thereafter.

However, the cheerleading coach had a Lamborghini, and she wasn't horrible. But her students were... handicapped.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 20, 2026 10:41 PM (Ntshk)

102 96 I went to high school with one of the original Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders. Rose Hall. Very nice girl and she has a somewhat famous younger sister.
Posted by: Case at September 20, 2026 10:40 PM (xJpuh)

Did this younger sister gather no moss?

Posted by: tankdemon at September 20, 2026 10:42 PM (7Bowa)

103 Piper forgot to include the tranny cheers...
. _ GOOD for her!

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 20, 2026 10:29 PM (4tmEn)

We are a family blog, sir!
Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2026 10:31 PM (ZdaMQ)

And proud of it.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 20, 2026 10:42 PM (2WIwB)

104
The Shailene Woodley Emmys Balenciaga abomination actually looked okay on the runway model. Same for that mess of yellow satin sheets that Michelle Obama swathed herself in with a pair of thigh-high glitter boots that time. Also by Balenciaga, interestingly enough.

Kids: Some fashions are for professional use only. Do not try this at home!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 20, 2026 10:42 PM (mmrXZ)

105 Shailene Woodley's outfit is deliberately ugly. It's her way of drawing attention to herself. A lot of what celebrities do is childish attention seeking, and frankly pathetic.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 20, 2026 10:44 PM (0Htd1)

106 104
The Shailene Woodley Emmys Balenciaga abomination actually looked okay on the runway model. Same for that mess of yellow satin sheets that Michelle Obama swathed herself in with a pair of thigh-high glitter boots that time. Also by Balenciaga, interestingly enough.

Kids: Some fashions are for professional use only. Do not try this at home!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September

You liked it on the runway? I am surprised as our tastes aren’t always far apart at all. I don’t remember the Obama catastrophe. I will look that up in the morning.

Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2026 10:47 PM (ZdaMQ)

107 At my high school, cheerleaders were second to the drill team.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2026 10:48 PM (yEz+x)

108 Do I even want to google Shaeilene whatsherface. No idea who she is.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 20, 2026 10:48 PM (2WIwB)

109 Kids: Some fashions are for professional use only. Do not try this at home!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 20, 2026 10:42 PM (mmrXZ)

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*second thoughts about new bespoke dress blazer with embroidered brocade tiger motif, black satin lapels and turquoise lining*

Posted by: Rev. Al at September 20, 2026 10:49 PM (wpRMV)

110 107 At my high school, cheerleaders were second to the drill team.

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Heh. She said "drill team." Heh heh.

Posted by: Beavis at September 20, 2026 10:50 PM (wpRMV)

111 Thanks for the David Bowie, Jean Jeanie video. I have only seen Mick Ronson in one other video (a live performance) before.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 20, 2026 10:51 PM (9FfUF)

112 I suggest not welding the original shipping-container door shut, so your house has two functional doors.
Posted by: C. Blasey Ford at September 20, 2026 10:11 PM (VHUov)

I know this is a joke, but if you put the water heater, main and electrics in that end you can treat the whole end of the box as a utility closet fully accessible from the outside, without having to crawl under or through anything to access it.
I simply adore utility "clusters" for ease of access and cheapness. It helps that I grew up in a house that was retrofitted for power and water.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 20, 2026 10:52 PM (rbvCR)

113 You gotta be a football hero

To get along with a beautiful girl

Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2026 10:52 PM (viF8m)

114 A while back, wish I'd saved it, some MORON did a run down of David Bowie being the genesis of several styles of music presentation that subsequently because a fashion of the time.
A trend maker he was.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 20, 2026 10:52 PM (4tmEn)

115 Not just Erin Grey and Princess Ardala, but also guest stars Markie Post, Julie Newmar, Judy Landers, Morgan Brittney, and Jamie Lee Curtis. That show was full of babes in hot costumes and space stuff. Y'know, art.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 20, 2026 10:52 PM (r7+Q7)

116 “What I’ve found from going to the events is that obviously I helped a lot of young teenage boys go through puberty!“

Helped the Tube Sock manufacturers as well

Posted by: Do Not Wash at September 20, 2026 10:53 PM (Q9ENj)

117 Sounds like space is a shitty place.
Posted by: Auspex

in fact it's cold as hell
Posted by: 88C+u at September 20, 2026 10:33 PM (88C+u)

And no one can hear you scream.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 20, 2026 10:54 PM (g8Ew8)

118 Late to the show again, long after the perennially tardy tankdemon. I'm ashamed, but my spirits are somewhat buoyed by finishing on top again in the Sockpuppet Sweepstakes.

Posted by: No Name Given at September 20, 2026 10:54 PM (Fn+3X)

119
Piper, remember this?

https://ie.pinterest.com/pin/
500955158566741172/

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 20, 2026 10:54 PM (mmrXZ)

120 Damn. He does look like Benny Hill.

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 20, 2026 10:55 PM (Y/06r)

121 "The male gaze is EVIL but...my butt has to look good and I have to show it to you.

Also, I hate Sydney Sweeney for showing off her body!"
Posted by: 18-1 at September 20, 2026 10:13 PM (sKqQm)

Blunose thots, who would have ever thought that could be a coalition?
It is like the prudes and the thots joined up to enforce some moral code, like the Baptists and the Bootleggers jointly enforcing prohibition.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 20, 2026 10:55 PM (rbvCR)

122
You liked it on the runway? I am surprised as our tastes aren’t always far apart at all.

Posted by: Piper

===============

Maybe it was a matter of comparison, because someone posted the statuesque black model with that hooded cape or whatever it was and it looked so much better. Not all that wearable, but balanced and futuristic.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 20, 2026 10:56 PM (mmrXZ)

123 At the time did not care for the “androgynous” stuff, I was pretty tolerant or at least hopelessly naive but Bowie and Jagger and Ziggy and the weirdo clothes and feathers and that shit was way too weird for me.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 20, 2026 10:57 PM (Q9ENj)

124 @102.
Rose younger sister is Jerry Hall, she was a top model back in the mid '70's. Went on to marry Mick Jagger. They have kids together. They stayed together for many years before breaking up. But she has a mansion and is a millionaire.
And she was not an airhead, she graduated early and spoke fluent French.

Posted by: Case at September 20, 2026 10:57 PM (xJpuh)

125 Erin Gray's grandparents took her to a nudist camp age 8-12 or so. If she turned out normal, that's amazing.

Posted by: California People Are Weird at September 20, 2026 10:58 PM (Fn+3X)

126 Bowie is a strange dude, But who isn't?

I will never forget how much he did for the first responders after 9/11.

https://tinyurl.com/4nd5bfpa

Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2026 11:00 PM (viF8m)

127 57 "Too bad Erin Gray dined at the Y....".

I can't decide whether the proper response is (a) Lies, sir, damnable lies! or (b) Pics, or it didn't happen.
Posted by: PabloD at September 20, 2026 10:23 PM (CoKDD)

___________________________

Going to the replay camera for a call. NOPE, Erin Gray the actress was not a lesbian. However, there is a well known author who writes on sexuality and spells her name exactly the same, and she was, indeed, a fishmonger.

Posted by: Orson at September 20, 2026 11:01 PM (dIske)

128
Has everyone survived killer AI weekend?
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 20, 2026 10:08 PM (JbQFX)

___________

Just wait until this week when Putin invades Estonia!!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2026 11:02 PM (eRlcH)

129 RE: That towable A frame -

Isn't an A frame home about the most inefficient use of interior space possible?

Posted by: Tonypete
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Dad built a deer cabin; laid out 4x4s, bolted 2x6s flat, floored with plywood, framed sides and roof with plywood. Had a hand cranked boat winch on the front of the 4 wheel trailer. Yeah, deer season coming up he winched that cabin up on the back of that trailer an hauled it to camp. When he quit hunting it became the saddle room.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 20, 2026 11:02 PM (4tmEn)

130 The only country in the world that has a 13 month calendar year is Ethiopia. And the easternmost point on the mainland of Africa is Somalia. That's all i know about their upcoming rift.

Ethiopia has 12-30 day months and one 5-6 day month as needed.

Posted by: Days Of Future Passed at September 20, 2026 11:03 PM (Fn+3X)

131 I don't think I've ever heard a negative word about David Bowie.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 20, 2026 11:04 PM (XV/Pl)

132 96 I went to high school with one of the original Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders. Rose Hall. Very nice girl and she has a somewhat famous younger sister.
Posted by: Case

We have this cliche that "popular" kids, like football players and cheerleaders, are stuck up. But the reality is that a lot of them were popular because they were friendly kids, and everyone liked them.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 20, 2026 11:05 PM (0Htd1)

133 131 I don't think I've ever heard a negative word about David Bowie.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 20, 2026 11:04 PM (XV/Pl)

----–-----

Read the comments to the Dancing In The Street video.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 20, 2026 11:06 PM (wpRMV)

134 Fourth Florida resident dies after contracting flesh-eating bacteria linked to oysters

Well, duh. There's an 'R' in the month, right? Isn't that the rule?

Posted by: GWB at September 20, 2026 11:07 PM (kU0PQ)

135
We have this cliche that "popular" kids, like football players and cheerleaders, are stuck up. But the reality is that a lot of them were popular because they were friendly kids, and everyone liked them.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 20, 2026 11:05 PM (0Htd1)

___________

I'd say that I didn't know any football players in HS, but I was in the same history class as Matt Bahr.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2026 11:07 PM (eRlcH)

136
And, yes, Matt was a nice guy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2026 11:08 PM (eRlcH)

137 I don't think I've ever heard a negative word about David Bowie.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Hm.

Bowie couldn't really contact-juggle, in the movie Labyrinth. That was Michael Moschen standing behind him.

Moschen was originally gonna teach Bowie how to do it, but Bowie didn't have the skillz. Moschen called Bowie "mediocre."

Posted by: mikeski at September 20, 2026 11:09 PM (VHUov)

138 115 Not just Erin Grey and Princess Ardala, but also guest stars Markie Post, Julie Newmar, Judy Landers, Morgan Brittney, and Jamie Lee Curtis. That show was full of babes in hot costumes and space stuff. Y'know, art.
Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 20, 2026 10:52 PM (r7+Q7)

You left out Dorothy Stratten....

Posted by: goozer at September 20, 2026 11:09 PM (0jdpD)

139 In 1967, Donovan released a two-LP box, A Gift From a Flower to a Garden. Peak flower child. Received as a belated Christmas gift at my Father's funeral in early January, 1968, a gift from my nine-years-older brother (RIP, PR) along with Ravi Shankar two-LP set, Anthology of Indian Music Vol I. (There was no Vol II as far as I ever found.) Played those albums a lot.

This song was lyrics by that old hippy Billy Shake-a-spear. (As You Like It - Act 2, scene 5) Ducdame, ducdame, ducdame is secret code. I think it means don't bogart that J.

https://youtu.be/e7G1rvzFvw0

And here's my exit. Party on, fellow kids.

G'nite, all.💤

Posted by: mindful webworker - An if he will come to me at September 20, 2026 11:10 PM (MX7Zk)

140 >>I don't think I've ever heard a negative word about David Bowie.

The entire trick to life is finding people who fit your weird and ignoring the rest.

After that it's all downhill and smiles.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2026 11:10 PM (viF8m)

141 But bringing in male dancers? They weren't kidding when they told us the NFL was gay were they?
Posted by: 18-1

"Fags and Felons" has a nice ring to it.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2026 10:12 PM (IMGZD)

Nancies and Felons League

Posted by: Split my uprights big boy! at September 20, 2026 11:10 PM (TbWk/)

142 I know of several kind, generous, acts by David Bowie. In 2006 he wrote a song "Slip Away" about watching the Uncle Floyd Show on local TV in NYC area, and called Floyd to tell him about it. Floyd was touched by that, but was more touched several months later when a very big check showed up, royalties, proceeds from the song. Floyd wouldn't say how much it was, but it was many thousands. Bowie did not have to do that.
The other kindness was paying for Marc Bolan's son's private school tuition and fees, etc. The son was 2 when Marc died in a car accident, age 29. This was only revealed after Bowie's demise.

Posted by: Brixton's Own at September 20, 2026 11:14 PM (Fn+3X)

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