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The latest lunacy in western Massachusetts sounded like a parody of the worst excesses of the self-absorbed LGTBBQ activist set that takes literally every human interaction and views it through their own, deeply disturbed lens.

But it was real, and it was spectacular! They couldn't help themselves! They dialed it to 11 and signaled to the rest of the country that the woke left is still around, still bat-shit crazy, and still dangerous.

It is actually important that these disturbed and strange people continue to voice their post-modern blather enough that it goes public. It's the quiet ones working behind the scenes who are dangerous, but their useful idiots like the patrons of this bar simply can't shut the f*ck up about their psychoses, and it keeps the danger in the spotlight.

Lesbian bar mask madness shows ‘woke 1.0’ never really died — and ‘woke 2.0’ is even worse

Remember when everyone wrote woke’s eulogy?

“It’s a vibe shift,” they said.

“Woke 1.0 was craaaazy,” AOC said, laughing off teens getting destroyed for smirking.

For a brief minute it looked like the normies had wrested control of the culture back from the crazies.

I regret to inform you, we did not.

If you thought Woke 1.0 was crazy, Woke 2.0 is psychotic.


I think we ARE wresting control back from the crazies, but they aren't going to give up without a fight, because they are part and parcel of the left, and they never, ever give up.

Their quiet work in the schools was exposed during the Covid debacle, when parents across the country finally got a glimpse of what was really being taught to their kids. And the wannabe Mengeles in our medical establishment became a little too vocal about what they were doing to our children, and what they wanted to do, and they got caught!

U.S. Supreme Court Justice Louis D. Brandeis said, "Sunlight is the best disinfectant," And continuing to expose these anti-American, anti-freedom, anti-Western-culture fiends is vitally important. The worst thing that can happen is if they shut up and continue their work to dismantle our culture, destroy our families, and usher in the supposed nirvana of the progressives.

[Crossposted at CutJibNewsletter and X/Twitter]. If you folks who are on X/Twitter would follow us it would be much appreciated!

Posted by: CBD at 11:00 AM




Comments

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1 They've always been crazy. Woke is just a new name for them.

Posted by: Drunken Yoda at September 24, 2026 11:01 AM (lBlv7)

2 Not sponge

Posted by: Heirloominati at September 24, 2026 11:01 AM (erhDr)

3 "What Woke 1.0 positions do you now disavow?"

Questions the 'unbiased' media will never ask.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 24, 2026 11:01 AM (gLYp7)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:02 AM (ccf/V)

5 On the bright side, we can point and laugh at them.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 24, 2026 11:02 AM (BpO1e)

6 Lesbian bar mask madness shows ‘woke 1.0’ never really died — and ‘woke 2.0’ is even worse


It's OK you guys.....Taylor Lorenz explained how lesbians can drink at a bar wearing a KN-95 mask, so all is well.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:03 AM (ccf/V)

7 LGTBBQ activist

Didn't even see the BBQ browsing the content.

Posted by: DaveA at September 24, 2026 11:04 AM (FhXTo)

8 Link:

https://shorturl.fm/7QUvT

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:04 AM (ccf/V)

9 They should wear full face masks. Black ones that you can't see through from the outside.

To protect us from the ugly.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 11:05 AM (2Cry5)

10 They should wear full face masks. Black ones that you can't see through from the outside.

To protect us from the ugly.



--

Soooo Burkas?

Posted by: Drunken Yoda at September 24, 2026 11:05 AM (lBlv7)

11 3 "What Woke 1.0 positions do you now disavow?"

Questions the 'unbiased' media will never ask.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 24, 2026 11:01 AM (gLYp7)

Maybe the pronouns but they are up to their necks in trans, DEI, and open borders so.. Basically Woke 1.0 the sequel

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2026 11:06 AM (+gK6I)

12 Today I will smile and laugh because it costs me nothing and to the left it is like the Mother of all Bombs.

Posted by: Eromero at September 24, 2026 11:06 AM (LHPAg)

13 What would we do without the legacy media?

NBC News
@NBCNews
Keeping your fridge and freezer closed is the best way to keep food fresh for as long as possible.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:06 AM (ndZc7)

14 I don't think the question is what new craziness will the left come up with that constitutes Woke 2.0, it's will they be able to impose the formal and informal rules of Woke 2.0 on normal people, and will normal people follow?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:07 AM (I7axw)

15 It's OK you guys.....Taylor Lorenz explained how lesbians can drink at a bar wearing a KN-95 mask, so all is well.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:03 AM (ccf/V

-------

Through their ears?

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at September 24, 2026 11:07 AM (ChZJD)

16 It's fun to watch the cannibals eat each other.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 24, 2026 11:08 AM (GD2xa)

17 It's OK you guys.....Taylor Lorenz explained how lesbians can drink at a bar wearing a KN-95 mask, so all is well.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:03 AM (ccf/V)

So she takes that straw, that's been marinating in Covid Air, and then shoves it through her mask and into her mouth...

Great job, Lorenz. Maybe if she focused less on the 'vid and more on 'not being a raging, ancient harridan,' she'd have a stable and reliable partner, supporting and making her a happier woman.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 24, 2026 11:08 AM (gLYp7)

18
Through their ears?

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at September 24, 2026 11:07 AM (ChZJD)



I believe the kids call it "butt chugging."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:08 AM (ccf/V)

19 Great job, Lorenz. Maybe if she focused less on the 'vid and more on 'not being a raging, ancient harridan,' she'd have a stable and reliable partner, supporting and making her a happier woman.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 24, 2026 11:08 AM (gLYp7)



But, you see, she's immunocompromised so she HAS to be on top of all these things or SHE'LL DIE!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:09 AM (ccf/V)

20 Listen to Javier Millei's speech at the UN. He absolutely roasts the UN, globalism, the Deep State, whatever you call it. He held nothing back.

He's a politician, so someday no doubt he will disappoint. But right now, he is bringing the fire.

https://tinyurl.com/488wnzra

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2026 11:09 AM (jyC3p)

21 Social media, unfortunately, is exacerbating the situation because people silo off into their various echo chambers where everyone thinks like they do.

So people have a VASTLY overrated sense that THEY are the normal ones because everyone they interact with online is just like them, no matter how bizarre their behavior.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 11:10 AM (FZ29D)

22 The lesbian masque bar and the Cult of Clancy The Baby Strangler are all part of the same continuum of crazy. It's not even mental illness, just a bunch of narcissistic broads with main character syndrome.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 24, 2026 11:10 AM (7v6hH)

23 Most company web sites continue to tout their DEI policies.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 24, 2026 11:10 AM (2ap+5)

24 Maybe the pronouns but they are up to their necks in trans, DEI, and open borders so.. Basically Woke 1.0 the sequel

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2026 11:06 AM (+gK6I)

I just think every single Democrat trying to pretend they're not batshit crazy by handwaving away Woke 1.0 should be confronted with that question.

Which part of W1.0 do you now recognize was too far? Which aspect of the first edition was unreasonable and have you now backed away from?

But none of them will. Because none of them have backed away from ANY of the 1.0 doctrine.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 24, 2026 11:10 AM (gLYp7)

25 19 But, you see, she's immunocompromised so she HAS to be on top of all these things or SHE'LL DIE!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:09 AM (ccf/V)

=====

She should live in the pod, own nothing, and be happy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:10 AM (I7axw)

26 It's OK you guys.....Taylor Lorenz explained how lesbians can drink at a bar wearing a KN-95 mask, so all is well.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:03 AM (ccf/V)

---
Intravenously?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 11:11 AM (FZ29D)

27 Cue the "Taylor Lorenz is so old that . . ." jokes

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 11:11 AM (wzUl9)

28 Link:

https://shorturl.fm/7QUvT
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:04 AM (ccf/V)
====================
Taylor Lorenz is an AI parody of a human being.

Great link, Sponge.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2026 11:12 AM (jyC3p)

29 Great job, Lorenz. Maybe if she focused less on the 'vid and more on 'not being a raging, ancient harridan,' she'd have a stable and reliable partner, supporting and making her a happier woman.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider


Well, she keeps outliving her husbands...

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 11:12 AM (77rzZ)

30 Western MA is generally saner then Eastern MA.

Think about that for a minute...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 11:12 AM (sKqQm)

31 Rosa makes a pilgrimage.

Rosa DeLauro
@rosadelauro
getting a group together to visit the weird lesbian bar in western mass dm if interested, can’t talk here

-
P.S. Rosa celebrates her new ink.

https://tinyurl.com/33nebj3m

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:12 AM (ndZc7)

32 How many masked lesbians does it take to quaff an overpriced mocktail

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 11:13 AM (sKqQm)

33 =====

She should live in the pod, own nothing, and be happy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:10 AM (I7axw)



I find your terms acceptable.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:13 AM (ccf/V)

34 26 It's OK you guys.....Taylor Lorenz explained how lesbians can drink at a bar wearing a KN-95 mask, so all is well.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:03 AM (ccf/V)

---
Intravenously?


suppositorially

Posted by: anachronda at September 24, 2026 11:13 AM (v3pYe)

35 Western MA is generally saner then Eastern MA.

Think about that for a minute...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026


***
Eastern MA = paranoid schizophrenic

Western MA = schizoid symptoms, but on meds

?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 11:13 AM (wzUl9)

36 Through their ears?

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at September 24, 2026 11:07 AM (ChZJD)


I believe the kids call it "butt chugging."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:08 AM (ccf/V)

That explains all the shit inside their skulls.

Posted by: A literal butthead at September 24, 2026 11:13 AM (TbWk/)

37 -
P.S. Rosa celebrates her new ink.

https://tinyurl.com/33nebj3m
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:12 AM (ndZc7)



LOL! First response......

Dawn
@LEDZEPP1969
Sep 21
You're a fucking Retarted fuck stain

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:14 AM (ccf/V)

38 32 How many masked lesbians does it take to quaff an overpriced mocktail

forty-two!

Posted by: deep thought at September 24, 2026 11:14 AM (v3pYe)

39 Isn't western MA close to Brattleboro?

Posted by: Oglebay at September 24, 2026 11:14 AM (2ap+5)

40 Cue the "Taylor Lorenz is so old that . . ." jokes

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 11:11 AM (wzUl9)



In before dirt.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:15 AM (ccf/V)

41 I believe the kids call it "butt chugging."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:08 AM (ccf/V)


I met a Stanford medical student many years ago who said that the trend at school was to do alcohol enemas to get drunk but avoid some of the hangover issues.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2026 11:15 AM (k5CNB)

42 I believe the kids call it "butt chugging."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026


***
Another modern term I have no desire to look up

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 11:15 AM (wzUl9)

43 I live 10 miles south of the VA line and will never cross it again. The entire Northeast needs to be written off. Everyone is crazy up there. Shunned, boycotted, ignored.

Posted by: Gentleman of the South at September 24, 2026 11:15 AM (Fn+3X)

44
I think we ARE wresting control back from the crazies, but they aren't going to give up without a fight, because they are part and parcel of the left, and they never, ever give up.

__________

Animals are most violent when they're wounded.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 11:15 AM (eRlcH)

45 P.S. Rosa celebrates her new ink.

https://tinyurl.com/33nebj3m
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026


***
Who is, or was, that skeletal creature?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 11:16 AM (wzUl9)

46
I met a Stanford medical student many years ago who said that the trend at school was to do alcohol enemas to get drunk but avoid some of the hangover issues.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2026 11:15 AM (k5CNB)



Because avoiding the liver is ALWAYS a smart choice....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:17 AM (ccf/V)

47 I did have to butt-chug my opiates a couple times when I couldn't keep food down.

Posted by: Cooter Brown at September 24, 2026 11:17 AM (Fn+3X)

48 Isn't western MA close to Brattleboro?

Its just across the border. If you are ever in the area check out the Bennington Battle Monument it is pretty impressive.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 11:17 AM (sKqQm)

49 I met a Stanford medical student many years ago who said that the trend at school was to do alcohol enemas to get drunk but avoid some of the hangover issues.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Yuck.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 11:17 AM (77rzZ)

50 25 She should live in the pod, own nothing, and be happy.

living in a pod should a peas her.

Posted by: anachronda at September 24, 2026 11:18 AM (v3pYe)

51 A lot of the left is funded by woke politics so they are not going to let any of it go peacefully

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 11:18 AM (sKqQm)

52 ***
Who is, or was, that skeletal creature?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 11:16 AM (wzUl9)



She's in charge of you, dontchaknow......

House Rep for Connecticut......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:18 AM (ccf/V)

53
Too frightened of dying to live. We're none of us called before our time.

I am neither a disease vector or a potential victim.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 11:18 AM (eRlcH)

54 Speaking of crazy bitches . . .

Rep. Frederica Wilson
@RepWilson
Meet the parents of Nolan Wells today at our forum, where we will honor them and other parents of murdered young boys.

Our young black boys are being murdered, and nobody seems to care.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:18 AM (ndZc7)

55 The "1.0" is serving the same exact psychological leverage as "Thank you for your attention to this matter!"

It's packaging the craziness up into a parcel people can digest and not feel bad about.

Basically trying to convince everyone that they knew what they were doing all along. Which they and Trump both absolutely did except *their* "knowing what they are doing" is deceptive, whereas Trump's is competence. I

It's honestly dizzying. I almost wish I couldn't see it. Bottom line the Left are scum.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 11:19 AM (YWUqf)

56 Its just across the border. If you are ever in the area check out the Bennington Battle t it is pretty impressive.
Posted by: 18-1


If Mary Cloggenstein hasn't led a woke mob to tear it down. Because, you know, the patriarchy and white supremacy.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 11:19 AM (77rzZ)

57
Rep. Frederica Wilson
@RepWilson
Meet the parents of Nolan Wells today at our forum, where we will honor them and other parents of murdered young boys.

__________

??? I thought she was dead.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 11:19 AM (eRlcH)

58 Our young black boys are being murdered, and nobody seems to care.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:18 AM (ndZc7)

Tell us about it.

Posted by: Cora, Dawson and Callan at September 24, 2026 11:20 AM (YWUqf)

59 she's immunocompromised so she HAS to be on top of all these things or SHE'LL DIE!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


Hang on....nope. Not having an issue with that.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 24, 2026 11:20 AM (BpO1e)

60 @RepWilson
Meet the parents of Nolan Wells today at our forum, where we will honor them and other parents of murdered young boys.

Our young black boys are being murdered, and nobody seems to care.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:18 AM (ndZc7)



Suicide. Black on black crime. Liberal shitholes refuse to enforce laws and this is what's happening.

Fix your own house and stop f*cking the rest of us, c*ntwad.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:20 AM (ccf/V)

61 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:14 AM (ccf/V)

IMO, Dawn is an example of people using the "f" word so often, it has lost its effectiveness, and I'm not In support of either the politics or the look of Rosa De Lauro.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 11:20 AM (JrHfD)

62 >>The worst thing that can happen is if they shut up and continue their work to dismantle our culture, destroy our families, and usher in the supposed nirvana of the progressives.


Yup!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2026 11:20 AM (rOKnE)

63 NBC News
@NBCNews
Keeping your fridge and freezer closed is the best way to keep food fresh for as long as possible.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:06 AM (ndZc7)


A new study shows that regular breathing CAN prolong your life.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2026 11:21 AM (ExV1e)

64 Ughhh, the Nolan Wells thing is such a scam. Young black guys (who can't swim) drown every time the tide comes in at beaches around here.

Posted by: Near-drownings In Water Parks, Even. at September 24, 2026 11:21 AM (Fn+3X)

65 Your totally awesome internet video of the day



https://tinyurl.com/ycx7x8vn

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 11:21 AM (ZxPkt)

66 I have been to Brattleboro and it does seem a little weird, but I went to school in Athens, Ohio, so am fairly desensitized to weird "time signatures".

Posted by: Oglebay at September 24, 2026 11:22 AM (2ap+5)

67 Our young black boys are being murdered, and nobody seems to care.

Blacks get more abortions than any other ethnic group. How about we address that?

Posted by: NR Pax at September 24, 2026 11:22 AM (BpO1e)

68 She should live in the pod, own nothing, and be happy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:10 AM (I7axw)


I find your terms acceptable.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:13 AM (ccf/V)

First two anyway. She doesn't deserve the third.

Posted by: Eat zee bugz at September 24, 2026 11:22 AM (TbWk/)

69 A lot of the left is funded by woke politics so they are not going to let any of it go peacefully

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 11:18 AM (sKqQm)

They have zero intention of letting it go.

What they're really trying to do is *ramp it up*.but in a way that must be swallowed the Kamala way by their intended victims (us). In other words, just more gaslighting.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 11:22 AM (YWUqf)

70 Western MA is generally saner then Eastern MA.

Think about that for a minute...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 11:12 AM


To be fair, that's the Northampton area, north of the Tofu Curtain. South, I couldn't swing a dead cat without hitting a gun club, and the Trump flags were yuuge and luxurious.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 11:22 AM (sIUuR)

71 See right on que, a Commissar Judge puts the Communist News Network back into the White House news pool

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 11:22 AM (uPbDh)

72 I believe the kids call it "butt chugging."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Roger Miller revival?

Chug-a-butt, chug-a-butt
Make you want to holler hi-de-ho
Burns your tummy, don'tcha know?
Chug-a-butt, chug-a-butt

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:22 AM (ndZc7)

73 Western MA is generally saner then Eastern MA.

Think about that for a minute...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 11:12 AM (sKqQm)
===================
North Adams is not saner than any place, ever, so I take a little issue with this claim. and Holyoke is looney tunes too.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2026 11:23 AM (jyC3p)

74 Keeping your fridge and freezer closed is the best way to keep food fresh for as long as possible.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:06 AM (ndZc7)

Oh without question.

Posted by: Jeffrey Dahmer at September 24, 2026 11:23 AM (YWUqf)

75 Your totally awesome internet video of the day



https://tinyurl.com/ycx7x8vn
Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 11:21 AM (ZxPkt)



Who has that many disposable trucks lying around?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:23 AM (ccf/V)

76 74 Keeping your fridge and freezer closed is the best way to keep food fresh for as long as possible.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:06 AM (ndZc7)


Also helps with weight loss

Posted by: Oglebay at September 24, 2026 11:24 AM (2ap+5)

77 Rep. Frederica Wilson
@RepWilson
Meet the parents of Nolan Wells today at our forum, where we will honor them and other parents of murdered young boys.

Our young black boys are being murdered, and nobody seems to care.
___

Now focus on the young black boys in Chicago and other cities that are gunned down on any given weekend by other young black boys.

Oh, that's right, they're only important if white folks are somehow involved.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 11:24 AM (pdYbP)

78 To be fair, that's the Northampton area, north of the Tofu Curtain. South, I couldn't swing a dead cat without hitting a gun club, and the Trump flags were yuuge and luxurious.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026


***
"You leave the cat alone!" -- Leftist

"I never touched the cat!" -- Gun Club member

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 11:24 AM (wzUl9)

79
Blacks get more abortions than any other ethnic group. How about we address that?
Posted by: NR Pax at September 24, 2026 11:22 AM (BpO1e)



#Winning

Posted by: Margaret Sanger at September 24, 2026 11:24 AM (ccf/V)

80 @RepWilson
Meet the parents of Nolan Wells today at our forum, where we will honor them and other parents of murdered young boys.

Our young black boys are being murdered, and nobody seems to care.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:18 AM


By other blacks. Get your own dysfunctional culture in order before you come bitching to me, Wilson.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 11:24 AM (sIUuR)

81 The Nolan Wells thing is going to get rolled into the Smiley Faced Killer

The latter is a theory that young men are being murdered by drowning and the killer is leaving a smiley face symbol in the area as a vague notice he/they did it.

It is almost certainly wrong - unfortunately young men, specifically drunk ones, sometimes drown if their path home takes them by water and smiley faces are everywhere as stickers, carvings into trees, etc (just look for it the next time you are out and about)

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 11:24 AM (sKqQm)

82 60 @RepWilson
Meet the parents of Nolan Wells today at our forum, where we will honor them and other parents of murdered young boys.

Our young black boys are being murdered, and nobody seems to care.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:18 AM (ndZc7)


Number 1, Wells was not murdered and 2, black boys that are murdered are murdered by other blacks so... LIAR

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2026 11:25 AM (+gK6I)

83 Who has that many disposable trucks lying around?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:23 AM (ccf/V)
___

We have a neighbor that has that many, if not more.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 11:26 AM (pdYbP)

84 Ughhh, the Nolan Wells thing is such a scam. Young black guys (who can't swim) drown every time the tide comes in at beaches around here.
Posted by: Near-drownings In Water Parks, Even. at September 24, 2026


***
His family was just trying to win the ghetto lottery.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 11:26 AM (wzUl9)

85 ***
His family was just trying to win the ghetto lottery.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 11:26 AM (wzUl9

Bingo

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2026 11:27 AM (+gK6I)

86 and Holyoke is looney tunes too.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2026 11:23 AM


OK...you're not wrong about the shithole that is Holyoke.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 11:27 AM (sIUuR)

87 Oh, that's right, they're only important if white folks are somehow involved.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 11:24 AM (pdYbP)

And even then they're not important. Only their deaths matter.

Ah, there it is. Black Deaths Matter.

Of course.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 11:27 AM (YWUqf)

88 And even then they're not important. Only their deaths matter.
___

Yep.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 11:28 AM (pdYbP)

89 North Adams is not saner than any place, ever, so I take a little issue with this claim. and Holyoke is looney tunes too.

There is a red line of towns that goes from CT to NH in Western MA (just past Worcester) that voted for Trump

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 11:28 AM (sKqQm)

90 We have a neighbor that has that many, if not more.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 11:26 AM (pdYbP)



Do they run?

Oh, and *hugs*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:28 AM (ccf/V)

91 nd Holyoke is looney tunes too.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2026 11:23 AM
*
OK...you're not wrong about the shithole that is Holyoke.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026


***
When did MA go from the cradle of liberty we were taught in school that it was in 1776, to today's free-range insane asylum?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 11:28 AM (wzUl9)

92 Fist bump, RMBS!

We are not all crazy here.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 24, 2026 11:29 AM (ibDUx)

93 Do they run?

Oh, and *hugs*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:28 AM (ccf/V)
___

*hugs*

Some do. Most are junk.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 11:29 AM (pdYbP)

94 Western MA is generally saner then Eastern MA.

Think about that for a minute...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 11:12 AM

Higher male to female population ratio I'm guessing.

Posted by: But it's Massachusetts still so... at September 24, 2026 11:29 AM (TbWk/)

95 My lesbian cousin (by marriage) used to be a town official in North Adams, a wild leftist herself, and yet she was not crazy enough for the voters of North Adams. She had a little falling out with a bull dyke motorcycle gang, iirc.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2026 11:29 AM (Lhncr)

96
Some do. Most are junk.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 11:29 AM (pdYbP)



The non-running ones are very hard to launch into a brick silo......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:29 AM (ccf/V)

97 THat Rosa Delauro dude is one ugly motherfucker.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 24, 2026 11:30 AM (JNTt1)

98 Our young black boys are being murdered, and nobody seems to care.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:18 AM (ndZc7)

And 99% of the time, the murderer is another "young black boy". The problem's on your end, honey.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 11:30 AM (dPOOv)

99 Who is, or was, that skeletal creature?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 11:16 AM (wzUl9)


She's in charge of you, dontchaknow......

House Rep for Connecticut......

She reps the New Haven area, you know Yale and all that. I grew up in that area and she was my rep for years before I escaped to the deep south. Met her once when she was touring the plant where I worked. She's even more hideous in person.

Posted by: USMCMGB at September 24, 2026 11:30 AM (SMgCc)

100 Now focus on the young black boys in Chicago and other cities that are gunned down on any given weekend by other young black boys.

Oh, that's right, they're only important if white folks are somehow involved.
Posted by: SMH

By any means possible, pit groups of people against each other.

Posted by: Pirates fans at September 24, 2026 11:30 AM (h6CE+)

101 She had a little falling out with a bull dyke motorcycle gang, iirc.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2026 11:29 AM (Lhncr)




https://shorturl.fm/3rgib

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:30 AM (ccf/V)

102 When did MA go from the cradle of liberty we were taught in school that it was in 1776, to today's free-range insane asylum?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 11:28 AM


Somewhere around the 60s, I'm guessing. When I was a kid we actually had a (kinda sorta) functional Republican party. Now it's gerrymandered to the point where it's almost impossible for a Republican to win.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 11:31 AM (sIUuR)

103 Most company web sites continue to tout their DEI policies.

A mental experiment:

There is a significant segment of the population that is too low-IQ to have any marketable value. Society still has no plan on what to do with that growing contingent.

Much of the enshittification of companies has been due to cutting costs (effectively enslaving third parties) as regulations and taxes rise. DEI hiring has also added to the incompetence and the costs of incompetence into a business' margin.

The cuts to regulation have been meager, enslavement has reached its greatest point so that cutting the incompetent (DEI) from the ranks is one of the options between further enshittification or profitability.

• what happens when the DEI is on the streets and unmarketable joining the retards as a social question mark?
• what happens when the Demonic Party comes to power and dumps on whole new economy destroying regulations and taxes?

Posted by: Community Notes at September 24, 2026 11:31 AM (a3CJ+)

104 THat Rosa Delauro dude is one ugly motherfucker.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 24, 2026


***
Never forget the old saw:

"Politics is Hollywood for ugly people."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 11:31 AM (wzUl9)

105 btw on X they found evidence that Sunny Hostin was NOT the holdout juror - there was a whole article talking about the ACTUAL one holdout guy and what a travesty it was, with Asuncion (Sunny) quoted as being pro-conviction

why lie about this?

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 24, 2026 11:31 AM (j+aD2)

106 There is a red line of towns that goes from CT to NH in Western MA (just past Worcester) that voted for Trump
Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 11:28 AM (sKqQm)
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One of my kids friends works in north central Mass, and that area is very pro-Trump too (I am told).

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2026 11:31 AM (Lhncr)

107 North Adams is not saner than any place, ever, so I take a little issue with this claim. and Holyoke is looney tunes too.

So you are saying she just couldn't take a licking?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 11:31 AM (sKqQm)

108 > The non-running ones are very hard to launch into a brick silo......
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I'm sure there's some enterprising rednecks out there that could make hay with those. As long as they roll, they can be launched.

Somehow.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 11:31 AM (2Cry5)

109 THat Rosa Delauro dude is one ugly motherfucker.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 24, 2026 11:30 AM (JNTt1)




My money's on vegan.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:31 AM (ccf/V)

110 Fist bump, RMBS!

We are not all crazy here.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 24, 2026 11:29 AM


*fistbump*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 11:31 AM (sIUuR)

111 Speaking of odd yard accoutrements - SMH, do you have any bathtub Marys over in your AO?

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 11:32 AM (Gqar8)

112 why lie about this?
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 24, 2026 11:31 AM (j+aD2)
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maybe out of habit.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2026 11:32 AM (Lhncr)

113 we ARE wresting control back from the crazies, but they aren't going to give up without a fight, because they are part and parcel of the left, and they never, ever give up.

Challenge accepted.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 24, 2026 11:32 AM (TezPK)

114 btw on X they found evidence that Sunny Hostin was NOT the holdout juror - there was a whole article talking about the ACTUAL one holdout guy and what a travesty it was, with Asuncion (Sunny) quoted as being pro-conviction

why lie about this?
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 24, 2026 11:31 AM (j+aD2)



She's a libtard. It's what they do. And the 'famous' ones must do what ever they CAN to make themselves part of the story to gain attention. There's never enough attention.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:32 AM (ccf/V)

115 So you are saying she just couldn't take a licking?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 11:31 AM (sKqQm)
=================
I'm telling her this joke. She'll laugh right along with me.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2026 11:33 AM (Lhncr)

116 105 btw on X they found evidence that Sunny Hostin was NOT the holdout juror - there was a whole article talking about the ACTUAL one holdout guy and what a travesty it was, with Asuncion (Sunny) quoted as being pro-conviction

why lie about this?

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 24, 2026 11:31 AM (j+aD2)

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Because she's a narcissistic psychopath and attention whore?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:34 AM (I7axw)

117 Here are the 2024 results for MA: https://tinyurl.com/58pvuudw

The area around Boston is just insane.

There is some sanity in the western and southern parts and this tiny sliver that runs from the Boston burbs up to NH.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 11:34 AM (sKqQm)

118 https://shorturl.fm/3rgib
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:30 AM (ccf/V)
=====================
Holy shit...

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2026 11:34 AM (Lhncr)

119 117 Here are the 2024 results for MA: https://tinyurl.com/58pvuudw

The area around Boston is just insane.

There is some sanity in the western and southern parts and this tiny sliver that runs from the Boston burbs up to NH.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 11:34 AM (sKqQm)

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Massachusetts was the first state to try and secede from the Union.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:35 AM (I7axw)

120 =====================
Holy shit...

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2026 11:34 AM (Lhncr)



It's the nipple pinch that REALLY sets it off.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:35 AM (ccf/V)

121 I'm sure there's some enterprising rednecks out there that could make hay with those. As long as they roll, they can be launched.

Somehow.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 11:31 AM (2Cry5)
___

Lots of hills here in the Ozarks.

Pretty sure that has been done.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 11:35 AM (pdYbP)

122 Oh, that's right, they're only important if white folks are somehow involved.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 11:24 AM (pdYbP)

And even then they're not important. Only their deaths matter.

Ah, there it is. Black Deaths Matter.

Of course.
Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 11:27 AM (YWUqf)

And even then they only matter when bottom-feeding race grifters like Ben Crump and Joy Reid can get something out of it. Otherwise, zero fucks are given.

Posted by: Wholesale slaughter in Chicago? Yawn. at September 24, 2026 11:35 AM (TbWk/)

123 And 99% of the time, the murderer is another "young black boy". The problem's on your end, honey.

--

You could show that idiot every single statistic that substantiates this. Yet, she (and way too many other blacks) will never admit it. They absolutely refuse to see the truth. Then they'd have to look inward and that will never, ever happen.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 11:36 AM (qBdHI)

124 Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 11:34 AM

Yup. The immediate area, infected as it is with more colleges and universities than necessary, is well and truly f*cked.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 11:36 AM (sIUuR)

125 Massachusetts was the first state to try and secede from the Union.

Boston itself is held by foreign interests just like in 1775...

Unfortunately this time we are unlikely to see some Patriots set up cannons over the city to make Wu and co leave

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 11:36 AM (sKqQm)

126 MA related:

"@johnkonrad

15h
Overheard at my local liberal-elite Massachusetts coffee shop:

A dad and grandfather were staging what sounded like a full-blown intervention for a teenage boy who had apparently told another kid, "Trump isn't that bad"

They spent what felt like half an hour explaining their concerns before finally asking:

"Do you have anything to say for yourself, young man?"

The kid shrugged.

"I didn't say I loved him. I just meant he isn't Hitler."

Dad seemed willing to accept that. Grandpa was not.

"Before you leave this coffee shop, you need to decide which side of history you want to be on."

The kid looked him dead in the eyes and said:

"The not gay side."

Dad and Grandpa looked like they were facing the headlights of a train but the gay barista nearly snorted coffee through his nose laughing."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:36 AM (I7axw)

127 why lie about this?

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 24, 2026 11:31 AM (j+aD2)

Why is the sky blue?

They get off on it PLUS The View is 100% a script with small amounts of leeway here and there. This is part of the endless mindfuckening of anyone in any way exposed to their bs, including us.

What they would tell you it's they are "starting a conversation". What they're really doing is a psy op.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 11:36 AM (YWUqf)

128 ======

Because she's a narcissistic psychopath and attention whore?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:34 AM (I7axw)



*puts left index finger on nose*

*points at TJM with right index finger*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:37 AM (ccf/V)

129 120 =====================
Holy shit...

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2026 11:34 AM (Lhncr)


It's the nipple pinch that REALLY sets it off.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:35 AM (ccf/V)

Ackbar worthy.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 11:37 AM (Gqar8)

130 Is Fredricka the one who wears the cowgirl hat?

Sorry, I often get my Aunt Ester-type shrieking shrews serving in congress mixed up -- Waters, Jackson-Lee, Fredricka...

Posted by: one hour sober at September 24, 2026 11:37 AM (J4Dwc)

131 You could show that idiot every single statistic that substantiates this. Yet, she (and way too many other blacks) will never admit it. They absolutely refuse to see the truth. Then they'd have to look inward and that will never, ever happen.

The left: We need to stop sending young black men to prison. It is racist!

Also the left: We need to do something about the people murdering young black men...it is racist that we don't send those people to prison!

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 11:38 AM (sKqQm)

132
Dad and Grandpa looked like they were facing the headlights of a train but the gay barista nearly snorted coffee through his nose laughing."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:36 AM (I7axw)



There really needs to be a Judgement Day........soon......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:38 AM (ccf/V)

133 Was Sunny lying or was the New York Daily News? The New York Daily News from 2/23/91:

One juror won a battle of wills by holding out for an insanity verdict. Another juror accused this panelist, an unemployed man, of wanting to extend his $15-a-day juror's fee.
. . .
Juror Valerie Holmes said he was "very determined, very manipulative," and "didn't mind how long he stayed here."

https://tinyurl.com/37tbphys

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:38 AM (ndZc7)

134 126

Dad and Grandpa looked like they were facing the headlights of a train but the gay barista nearly snorted coffee through his nose laughing."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:36 AM (I7axw)

Love that last part!!!!

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 11:38 AM (Gqar8)

135 Does the dyke bar have a land acknowledgement?

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 24, 2026 11:38 AM (2Ez/1)

136 Dad seemed willing to accept that. Grandpa was not.

========

Boomer libs, man.

They suck.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:38 AM (I7axw)

137 NBC News
@NBCNews
Keeping your fridge and freezer closed is the best way to keep food fresh for as long as possible.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:06 AM (ndZc7)

A new study shows that regular breathing CAN prolong your life.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2026 11:21 AM (ExV1e)
----
I can't wait for the NBC expose on the perils of drinking dihydrogen monoxide!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 11:39 AM (FZ29D)

138 Most of us are pretty hard right and many are really partisan Republicans...and many are grandparents.

If a grandchild said, "I don't think Biden is Hitler," would you have a freak out?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:39 AM (I7axw)

139 "The not gay side."

Dad and Grandpa looked like they were facing the headlights of a train but the gay barista nearly snorted coffee through his nose laughing."


Ryan Long has a skit where he notes the man-o-sphere types tell young men: get fit, get rich, get women while feminists instead argue: stay fat, stay poor, and respect women and they are shocked young men are more interested in the man-o-sphere types

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 11:39 AM (sKqQm)

140 @NBCNews
Keeping your fridge and freezer closed is the best way to keep food fresh for as long as possible.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:06 AM (ndZc7)



Please tell me there are people shitting all over their Xcrement feed......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:40 AM (ccf/V)

141 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:36 AM

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 11:40 AM (sIUuR)

142 Check out the vehicle launch activity they hold in Alaska every 4th of July. They basically rig a vehicle up with a wire attached to the steering wheel, a brick or whatever on the gas, and launch them off a cliff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78UpE4FNv30

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 11:40 AM (2Cry5)

143 If a grandchild said, "I don't think Biden is Hitler," would you have a freak out?

Biden was very bad but I wouldn't call him Hitler.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 11:40 AM (sKqQm)

144 Biden was Temu Hitler.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 11:41 AM (Gqar8)

145 You could show that idiot every single statistic that substantiates this. Yet, she (and way too many other blacks) will never admit it. They absolutely refuse to see the truth. Then they'd have to look inward and that will never, ever happen.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 11:36 AM (qBdHI)

Post-modernist anti-Enlightenment thinking. There are no objective facts, no actual truths, only narrative in support of power - theirs in particular.

Posted by: It's all fake and gay at September 24, 2026 11:41 AM (TbWk/)

146 @NBCNews
Keeping your fridge and freezer closed is the best way to keep food fresh for as long as possible.

--

I'm sorry, but who in the ever lovin' H-E-double hockey sticks leaves their fridge and freezer open after getting out what they need? What an asinine post.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 11:41 AM (qBdHI)

147 Massachusetts was the first state to try and secede from the Union.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
____________

And to protect business at that. How times have changed.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2026 11:41 AM (XvL8K)

148
"Woke 1.0" is just a blow-off term to say hey, things happened, let's just move on.

Posted by: Auspex at September 24, 2026 11:42 AM (Y8DZL)

149 "Before you leave this coffee shop, you need to decide which side of history you want to be on."

The kid looked him dead in the eyes and said:

"The not gay side."
__

lol!!!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 11:42 AM (pdYbP)

150 Check out the vehicle launch activity they hold in Alaska every 4th of July. They basically rig a vehicle up with a wire attached to the steering wheel, a brick or whatever on the gas, and launch them off a cliff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78UpE4FNv30
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 11:40 AM (2Cry5)



The guys from Roadkill went there and did that once.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:42 AM (ccf/V)

151 Shit (his pants) ler

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 11:42 AM (YWUqf)

152 why lie about this?
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 24, 2026
*
She's a libtard. It's what they do. And the 'famous' ones must do what ever they CAN to make themselves part of the story to gain attention. There's never enough attention.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026


***
Bandwagon, onboarding, some assembly required.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 11:42 AM (wzUl9)

153 @NBCNews
Keeping your fridge and freezer closed is the best way to keep food fresh for as long as possible.

--

I'm sorry, but who in the ever lovin' H-E-double hockey sticks leaves their fridge and freezer open after getting out what they need? What an asinine post.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 11:41 AM (qBdHI)
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I've been wondering the same thing.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 11:43 AM (pdYbP)

154 152 why lie about this?
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 24, 2026
*
She's a libtard. It's what they do. And the 'famous' ones must do what ever they CAN to make themselves part of the story to gain attention. There's never enough attention.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026

***
Bandwagon, onboarding, some assembly required.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 11:42 AM (wzUl9)

======

How many girls turned regretful sex into rape during #MeToo?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:43 AM (I7axw)

155 Thx CBD
The Republicans should make campaign commercials featuring the lesbian bar and their customers. The final lie;
Elect the Dems and you will be governed by these people

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2026 11:43 AM (NGWpV)

156 @NBCNews
Turning on a light at night is the best way to see in the dark.

/s

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 11:44 AM (qBdHI)

157 Two things that are evergreen true every single election:

1) Republican voters gripe and moan about how the party hasn't done enough; this, that or the other issue wasn't perfectly solved and now there's no reason to vote for the Republican ever again.

2) Early polls into late October always overstate Dem numbers; rarely if ever over-state R numbers.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 24, 2026 11:44 AM (3cUTc)

158 You could show that idiot every single statistic that substantiates this. Yet, she (and way too many other blacks) will never admit it. They absolutely refuse to see the truth. Then they'd have to look inward and that will never, ever happen.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 11:36 AM (qBdHI)

Inward has no money or microphone time.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 24, 2026 11:45 AM (g8Ew8)

159 Check out the vehicle launch activity they hold in Alaska every 4th of July. They basically rig a vehicle up with a wire attached to the steering wheel, a brick or whatever on the gas, and launch them off a cliff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78UpE4FNv30
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 11:40 AM (2Cry5)
___

That does look like fun, I have to admit.

Though how it measures up to running over a vehicle with a tank remains to be seen.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 11:45 AM (pdYbP)

160 Bible Study Corner.

Episcopal priestess says Mary assigned Jesus male at birth, but He "transitioned" at the Resurrection

https://tinyurl.com/4vwzs2vb

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:45 AM (ndZc7)

161 Closing your eyes is the best way to fall asleep.

Posted by: At NBC News at September 24, 2026 11:45 AM (2Ez/1)

162 So she takes that straw, that's been marinating in Covid Air, and then shoves it through her mask and into her mouth...

Funny how these anti-phallists are willing to shove an object in their mouth and suck on it.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 24, 2026 11:45 AM (N39Ws)

163 @NBCNews
Turning on a light at night is the best way to see in the dark.

/s

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 11:44 AM (qBdHI)

They probably figure if they tell some very obvious truth people will tend to think they aren't lying sacks of shit.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 11:45 AM (YWUqf)

164 Biden was Temu Hitler.
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 11:41 AM



Biden was Temu 'the lady who's fallen and can't get up' but shit her pants while down.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:46 AM (ccf/V)

165 160 Bible Study Corner.

Episcopal priestess says Mary assigned Jesus male at birth, but He "transitioned" at the Resurrection

https://tinyurl.com/4vwzs2vb

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:45 AM (ndZc7)

=======

"Scripture means whatever, and you can justify any belief with it by saying whatever."

"Sounds like I don't need to come to church because the Bible says that I can do whatever I want."

"Great! Also, donate to keep our lights on."

"The Bible says I don't have to. I'm going to cut my son's dick off instead."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:46 AM (I7axw)

166 @NBCNews
Turning on a light at night is the best way to see in the dark.

/s
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 11:44 AM (qBdHI)
___

@NBCNews

Swallowing your food is the best way to digest it.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 11:46 AM (pdYbP)

167 Think about it - memes start flying about NBC making obvious true statements. When is the last time these assholes said ANYTHING true?

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 11:46 AM (YWUqf)

168
Episcopal priestess says Mary assigned Jesus male at birth, but He "transitioned" at the Resurrection

https://tinyurl.com/4vwzs2vb
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:45 AM (ndZc7)



Tell me you've never read one word in The Bible without telling me you've not read one word in The Bible.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:47 AM (ccf/V)

169 Wearing a belt is the best way to keep your pants from falling down.

Posted by: At Sign NBC News at September 24, 2026 11:47 AM (2Ez/1)

170 If a grandchild said, "I don't think Biden is Hitler," would you have a freak out?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:39 AM (I7axw)

He's too stupid to be Hitler. But his handlers aren't.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 11:47 AM (dPOOv)

171 Biden was Temu Hitler.
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026
*
Biden was Temu 'the lady who's fallen and can't get up' but shit her pants while down.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026


***
A senile commissar is what he was

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 11:48 AM (wzUl9)

172 169 Wearing a belt is the best way to keep your pants from falling down.

Posted by: At Sign NBC News at September 24, 2026 11:47 AM (2Ez/1)

=======

"Fuck you, buddy."
-Suspender manufacturer

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:48 AM (I7axw)

173 Meet the Mizzou student who told conservatives he "absolutely" supports killing people for their speech

https://tinyurl.com/5n6w9sme

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:48 AM (ndZc7)

174 Episcopal priestess says Mary assigned Jesus male at birth, but He "transitioned" at the Resurrection

https://tinyurl.com/4vwzs2vb
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:45 AM


I got nuthin'.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 11:48 AM (sIUuR)

175 157 Two things that are evergreen true every single election:

1) Republican voters gripe and moan about how the party hasn't done enough; this, that or the other issue wasn't perfectly solved and now there's no reason to vote for the Republican ever again.

2) Early polls into late October always overstate Dem numbers; rarely if ever over-state R numbers.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 24, 2026 11:44 AM (3cUTc)

Lesson - ignore the polls and vote like every election is your last shot at voting...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 24, 2026 11:48 AM (tOcjL)

176 ***
A senile commissar is what he was
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 11:48 AM (wzUl9)



So, he's what that 'Der Kommissar' song was all about?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:49 AM (ccf/V)

177 If a grandchild said, "I don't think Biden is Hitler," would you have a freak out?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:39 AM (I7axw)
___

My granddaughters have zero interest in politics.

Want to keep it that way for as long as possible.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 11:49 AM (pdYbP)

178 This is governmental and institutional rot since 1945. Some even longer. This doesn't get fixed overnight.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 11:49 AM (h6CE+)

179 Episcopal priestess says Mary assigned Jesus male at birth, but He "transitioned" at the Resurrection

Kindling, torch, heretic. Some assembly required.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 24, 2026 11:49 AM (BpO1e)

180 So Jesus's entire purpose on Earth was to become a tranny. That is certainly a take.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 11:49 AM (YWUqf)

181 Judge says Trump has til 1230H EDT today to explain himself re: WH access for the MSM

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 11:50 AM (ZxPkt)

182 Episcopal priestess says Mary assigned Jesus male at birth, but He "transitioned" at the Resurrection

https://tinyurl.com/4vwzs2vb
----

This is the only expected outcome when you allow people who are unrepentant about their sins to pursue leadership positions in the church.

Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2026 11:50 AM (TN0g+)

183 Biden was Temu Hitler.
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026
*
Biden was Temu 'the lady who's fallen and can't get up' but shit her pants while down.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026


***
Or maybe a senile version of Castro, with more folksy bedside manner?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 11:51 AM (wzUl9)

184 Meet the Mizzou student who told conservatives he "absolutely" supports killing people for their speech

https://tinyurl.com/5n6w9sme
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:48 AM (ndZc7)
___

The soy is strong in that one.

He's more than welcomed to come to my AO.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 11:51 AM (pdYbP)

185 So, he's what that 'Der Kommissar' song was all about?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
_______

We'll miss Jill and Joe
And all their funky friends

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2026 11:51 AM (XvL8K)

186 Episcopal priestess says Mary assigned Jesus male at birth, but He "transitioned" at the Resurrection

Kindling, torch, heretic. Some assembly required.
Posted by: NR Pax


The fact that she wasn't burned at the stake for saying that shows how far we have fallen.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2026 11:51 AM (y2Cpc)

187 This is the only expected outcome when you allow people who are unrepentant about their sins to pursue leadership positions in the church.

Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2026 11:50 AM (TN0g+)

I think that is true but deeper.

They are non-believers. Wolves in sheep's clothing.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 11:52 AM (YWUqf)

188
"Fuck you, buddy."
-Suspender manufacturer
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:48 AM (I7axw)



I'm not your buddy, guy......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:52 AM (ccf/V)

189 187 I think that is true but deeper.

They are non-believers. Wolves in sheep's clothing.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 11:52 AM (YWUqf)

========

"What do you mean?"

"Jesus didn't rise from the dead."

"Oh, I see what you mean."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:52 AM (I7axw)

190 Meet the Mizzou student who told conservatives he "absolutely" supports killing people for their speech

https://tinyurl.com/5n6w9sme
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


I'm the little dick sucker's huckleberry.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2026 11:52 AM (y2Cpc)

191 Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2026 11:29 AM (Lhncr)

I went to a wedding in Deerfield (just south of where the bar is) a few years ago, and it was pretty much as nutty as the bar!

I kept my mouth shut because I am not a boor, but my wife and I laughed and laughed afterward.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2026 11:53 AM (k5CNB)

192
MUNKEY

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2026 11:53 AM (iqcvy)

193 I just noticed something this morning. The Texas Democrats have my phone number (even if for some reason, they think it's my son's) and I don't think I've gotten a single pro-Talarico spam all year.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 24, 2026 11:53 AM (vTZFs)

194 I just noticed something this morning. The Texas Democrats have my phone number (even if for some reason, they think it's my son's) and I don't think I've gotten a single pro-Talarico spam all year.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 24, 2026 11:53 AM (vTZFs)



I think I got a Talarico text a while back, but blocked and reported as spam......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:54 AM (ccf/V)

195 So Jesus's entire purpose on Earth was to become a tranny. That is certainly a take.
Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 11:49 AM (YWUqf)
___

S'tan and his minions are creative, gotta give 'em that.

The Great White Throne Judgment is gonna be LIT.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 11:54 AM (pdYbP)

196 They are non-believers. Wolves in sheep's clothing.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 11:52 AM (YWUqf)


This!

They see the pulpit as a place from which to preach their political philosophy and affect change.

By the way, reform Judaism is filled with these vile simulacrums of humans.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2026 11:54 AM (k5CNB)

197 How many girls turned regretful sex into rape during #MeToo?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:43 AM (I7axw)
========================
You sir are a racist colonialist patriarchal white power advocate!

Posted by: Amber Heard's lawyer at September 24, 2026 11:55 AM (INNA5)

198 @NBCNews
Swallowing your food is the best way to digest it.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 11:46 AM (pdYbP)
==

You'll need to add the "chewing" step in there. These are NBC News viewers after all.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 24, 2026 11:55 AM (JaLZi)

199 173 Meet the Mizzou student who told conservatives he "absolutely" supports killing people for their speech

https://tinyurl.com/5n6w9sme
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie?


Oh please try. I'll even skip my coffee for two days to make sure I put up an even better fight.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 24, 2026 11:55 AM (BpO1e)

200 200

Posted by: NR Pax at September 24, 2026 11:55 AM (BpO1e)

201 There is mental illness and there is demonic possession.

But it's hard to tell the difference because they present themselves identically.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 24, 2026 11:56 AM (36x1j)

202 The Great White Throne Judgment is gonna be LIT.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 11:54 AM (pdYbP)

LIT af

I wonder which Saint will be handing out marshmallows. You haven't lived until you've had one zapped by Pure Wrath and slathered on a graham cracker.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 11:56 AM (YWUqf)

203
Best of Breed for The Big Dummy at today's Tennessee Valley KC show. He defeated one class dog who was there for practice, but we will take them where they come from.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 11:56 AM (eRlcH)

204 They should wear full face masks. Black ones that you can't see through from the outside.

To protect us from the ugly.



--

Soooo Burkas?

Posted by: Drunken Yoda at September 24, 2026 11:05 AM (lBlv7)
==
Perhaps a redeeming quality of islam?

Posted by: Black JEM at September 24, 2026 11:56 AM (7/DDO)

205
200 200
Posted by: NR Pax at September 24, 2026 11:55 AM (BpO1e)



m hardest hit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:56 AM (ccf/V)

206 As has been said many times, there's absolutely no reconciliation with leftists. And they only know one language. It's the same language as islam.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 24, 2026 11:56 AM (g8Ew8)

207 Mizzou in Columbia Mo is Missouri’s herpes blister.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 11:56 AM (Gqar8)

208 Best of Breed for The Big Dummy at today's Tennessee Valley KC show. He defeated one class dog who was there for practice, but we will take them where they come from.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 11:56 AM (eRlcH)



Congrats!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:56 AM (ccf/V)

209 Episcopal priestess says Mary assigned Jesus male at birth, but He "transitioned" at the Resurrection

Kindling, torch, heretic. Some assembly required.
Posted by: NR Pax


The fact that she wasn't burned at the stake for saying that shows how far we have fallen.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2026 11:51 AM (y2Cpc)

The only surprise is it's not a Methodist priestess.

Posted by: Unitarians are a gimme at September 24, 2026 11:57 AM (TbWk/)

210 I went to a wedding in Deerfield (just south of where the bar is) a few years ago, and it was pretty much as nutty as the bar!

I kept my mouth shut because I am not a boor, but my wife and I laughed and laughed afterward.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2026 11:53 AM (k5CNB)

I don't know if I'd use the word "nutty".

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 24, 2026 11:57 AM (N39Ws)

211 You'll need to add the "chewing" step in there. These are NBC News viewers after all.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell

And tell them to sit. No way they handle both at the same time.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 11:57 AM (h6CE+)

212 196 They are non-believers. Wolves in sheep's clothing.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 11:52 AM (YWUqf)

This!

They see the pulpit as a place from which to preach their political philosophy and affect change.

By the way, reform Judaism is filled with these vile simulacrums of humans.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2026 11:54 AM (k5CNB)

Metastatic Unbelief.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 11:57 AM (Gqar8)

213 203
Best of Breed for The Big Dummy at today's Tennessee Valley KC show. He defeated one class dog who was there for practice, but we will take them where they come from.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 11:56 AM (eRlcH)

A win is a win. Congrats!!!

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 24, 2026 11:58 AM (N39Ws)

214 Judge says Trump has til 1230H EDT today to explain himself re: WH access for the MSM

"F*ck you. Er, I mean, f*ck you Your Honor."

See, that took hardly any time at all.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 24, 2026 11:59 AM (vTZFs)

215 U.S. Supreme Court Justice Louis D. Brandeis said, "Sunlight is the best disinfectant,"

Therefore, we should strive for shooting them into the sun.

Posted by: t-bird at September 24, 2026 11:59 AM (zIokw)

216 “Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravenous wolves.
- Matthew 7:15

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 11:59 AM (pdYbP)

217 There is mental illness and there is demonic possession.

But it's hard to tell the difference because they present themselves identically.
Posted by: no one of any consequence

I think that St'an, while not the cause of my tendencies toward depression, definitely knows how to take advantage of them. Mental illness is one of his tools.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 11:59 AM (77rzZ)

218 214 Judge says Trump has til 1230H EDT today to explain himself re: WH access for the MSM

"F*ck you. Er, I mean, f*ck you Your Honor."

See, that took hardly any time at all.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 24, 2026 11:59 AM (vTZFs)

He needs to step on this little pissant.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 11:59 AM (Gqar8)

219 Judge says Trump has til 1230H EDT today to explain himself re: WH access for the MSM


They've already explained it. Access to the Press Room is a PRIVILEGE, not a right, and no law was passed preventing them access.

F*ck right off with that nonsense.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:00 PM (ccf/V)

220 Mizzou in Columbia Mo is Missouri’s herpes blister.
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 11:56 AM (Gqar
___

Good to know.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 12:00 PM (pdYbP)

221 Aurora Tests Autonomous Semi Truck in Texas, With Goal of Replacing Human Drivers

-
Even our beloved illegal aliens?!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 12:00 PM (ndZc7)

222 Back in the day, it was the responsibility of the civil authorities to administer punishments, including death.

Nowadays, the heretics are the civil authorities.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 24, 2026 12:00 PM (36x1j)

223 “Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravenous wolves.
- Matthew 7:15
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 11:59 AM (pdYbP)




"LULULULULULULULU!!!!!"

- - - - - - - islham

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:01 PM (ccf/V)

224 217 There is mental illness and there is demonic possession.

But it's hard to tell the difference because they present themselves identically.
Posted by: no one of any consequence

I think that St'an, while not the cause of my tendencies toward depression, definitely knows how to take advantage of them. Mental illness is one of his tools.
Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 11:59 AM (77rzZ)

Evil Spirits are always testing our weaknesses. Doubt and discouragement are favorite targets.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 12:01 PM (Gqar8)

225 I just noticed something this morning. The Texas Democrats have my phone number (even if for some reason, they think it's my son's) and I don't think I've gotten a single pro-Talarico spam all year.
--
TX R's and NC D's have mine.

Lots of texts from TX Rs this year; the tranny stuff is hurting Talariko (by the way that's most of the texts)

2024, lots of texts from both sides.

0 texts from the NC Dems this year.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 24, 2026 12:01 PM (3cUTc)

226 Mental illness does not present the same as demonic possession.

Someone mentally ill will not always be disposed toward evil.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 12:01 PM (YWUqf)

227 220 Mizzou in Columbia Mo is Missouri’s herpes blister.
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 11:56 AM (Gqar
___

Good to know.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 12:00 PM (pdYbP)

It is. If you ever go there be prepared for Woke Immersion.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 12:02 PM (Gqar8)

228 coffee - double consonants and double vowels what could be better?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 12:02 PM (+UcOf)

229 They are non-believers. Wolves in sheep's clothing.
Posted by: ...
___________

I quit the Lutheran church after a green new deal sermon. I was there for saving my soul, not mother earth.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2026 12:02 PM (XvL8K)

230 @205/Sponge: "m hardest hit."

Maybe if he were here today. I haven't seen a comment from him yet. (I've been watching.)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 24, 2026 12:03 PM (O7YUW)

231 It's like how the Left always claim to be mistaken.

No one is mistaken in the same direction 35 million times in a row.

You would accidentally get something wrong in a way that hurts your cause. They never do.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 12:03 PM (YWUqf)

232 229 They are non-believers. Wolves in sheep's clothing.
Posted by: ...
___________

I quit the Lutheran church after a green new deal sermon. I was there for saving my soul, not mother earth.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2026 12:02 PM (XvL8K)

Sounds like ELCA.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 12:03 PM (Gqar8)

233 Aurora Tests Autonomous Semi Truck in Texas, With Goal of Replacing Human Drivers

Then let us use the rails, if you're done with them.

Posted by: t-bird at September 24, 2026 12:03 PM (zIokw)

234 I get sort of threatening-sounding texts from the Republicans, telling me my "MAGA membership is being audited".

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2026 12:04 PM (1utmP)

235
Maybe if he were here today. I haven't seen a comment from him yet. (I've been watching.)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 24, 2026 12:03 PM (O7YUW)



Valid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:04 PM (ccf/V)

236 It is. If you ever go there be prepared for Woke Immersion.
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 12:02 PM (Gqar
___

God willing, I won't ever have to set foot there.

Most of my VA appts are in Rolla.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 12:04 PM (pdYbP)

237 Meet the Mizzou student who told conservatives he "absolutely" supports killing people for their speech

https://tinyurl.com/5n6w9sme
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:48 AM


Now that lad looks like he cooks with dick fat.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 12:04 PM (sIUuR)

238
Now that lad looks like he cooks with dick fat.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 12:04 PM (sIUuR)



Straight from the source.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:05 PM (ccf/V)

239 Sounds like ELCA.
Posted by: tubal
_______

Yes. We've got a Missouri Synod not too far off that I thought about checking out.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2026 12:05 PM (XvL8K)

240 54 Speaking of crazy bitches . . .

Rep. Frederica Wilson
@RepWilson
Meet the parents of Nolan Wells today at our forum, where we will honor them and other parents of murdered young boys.

Our young black boys are being murdered, and nobody seems to care.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:18 AM (ndZc7)
=======
How about starting at stopping other young black yutes from murdering them. . . .just sayin.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 24, 2026 12:07 PM (JNTt1)

241 If you are wondering, the soy boy identifies as transgender and goes by "Chloe." His real name is Carter.

He is part of a LARPing gun group called "Lesbian Sleeper Cell," which looks to be an extension of Trantifa, or militant transgender militia groups that are forming all over the nation.
___

Lord, why do the end times have to be so gay and retarded?

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 12:07 PM (pdYbP)

242 236 It is. If you ever go there be prepared for Woke Immersion.
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 12:02 PM (Gqar
___

God willing, I won't ever have to set foot there.

Most of my VA appts are in Rolla.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 12:04 PM (pdYbP)

Praise God. Columbia has the evil Triad. Huge state university, vast medical industry and nearly total job dependencies on both of them.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 12:07 PM (Gqar8)

243 I get sort of threatening-sounding texts from the Republicans, telling me my "MAGA membership is being audited".
Posted by: Huck Follywood


That's almost "Bart Simpson is stealing your girlfriend" level of incompetent propaganda

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 24, 2026 12:08 PM (vJrRc)

244 Rails are most efficient with single product, heavy loads, cross country. Coal from north to south. Produce from CA to the east coast.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 12:08 PM (+UcOf)

245 Lord, why do the end times have to be so gay and retarded?
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 12:07 PM


Be thankful. It makes targeting easier.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 12:08 PM (sIUuR)

246 239 Sounds like ELCA.
Posted by: tubal
_______

Yes. We've got a Missouri Synod not too far off that I thought about checking out.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2026 12:05 PM (XvL8K)

Sister and her husband are Missouri Synod Lutherens.Wonderful church, very conservative, expository Biblical preaching every Sunday. Recommend.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 12:09 PM (Gqar8)

247 If you are wondering, the soy boy identifies as transgender and goes by "Chloe." His real name is Carter.

He is part of a LARPing gun group called "Lesbian Sleeper Cell," which looks to be an extension of Trantifa, or militant transgender militia groups that are forming all over the nation.
___



He will be part of a mass shooting event. He will not be on a watch list by the local police or FBI. They will be stunned when he attacks.

Yet another preventable incident will destroy the lives of several people.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:09 PM (ccf/V)

248 The comorbidities in that bar must be exponential.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 24, 2026 12:09 PM (rJ48h)

249 I get sort of threatening-sounding texts from the Republicans, telling me my "MAGA membership is being audited".
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Register for credit next time.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 24, 2026 12:10 PM (SSJW5)

250 243 I get sort of threatening-sounding texts from the Republicans, telling me my "MAGA membership is being audited".
Posted by: Huck Follywood
---

All kinds of Phishing out there.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 12:10 PM (+UcOf)

251 The comorbidities in that bar must be exponential.
Posted by: mr tmz at September 24, 2026 12:09 PM


To say nothing of the smell...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 12:10 PM (sIUuR)

252 What are the dues for the MAGA membership?

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 12:10 PM (Gqar8)

253 I get sort of threatening-sounding texts from the Republicans, telling me my "MAGA membership is being audited".

Yeah, because lame threats are always the way to shore up support. The question is whether the tone-deafness is accidental or intentional.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 24, 2026 12:10 PM (vTZFs)

254
To say nothing of the smell...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 12:10 PM (sIUuR)



3 day old fish tacos when NBC News's life saving information wasn't followed and the fridge was left open......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:11 PM (ccf/V)

255 252 What are the dues for the MAGA membership?

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 12:10 PM (Gqar

=======

$100.

Send to my Paypal.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 12:11 PM (I7axw)

256 Lord, why do the end times have to be so gay and retarded?

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 12:07 PM (pdYbP)

Who but the gay and retarded would bring about the End Times

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 12:11 PM (YWUqf)

257 What are the dues for the MAGA membership?
Posted by: tuba


Forget the dues, I want to know what the perks are.

And when do we get membership cards?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 24, 2026 12:11 PM (vJrRc)

258 253 I get sort of threatening-sounding texts from the Republicans, telling me my "MAGA membership is being audited".

Yeah, because lame threats are always the way to shore up support. The question is whether the tone-deafness is accidental or intentional.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 24, 2026 12:10 PM (vTZFs)

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Or, most likely, not actually from a Republican source but from a Democrat PAC trying to turn the base against voting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 12:12 PM (I7axw)

259 Republicans despise MAGA

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 12:12 PM (YWUqf)

260 $100.

Send to my Paypal.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 12:11 PM


Best to send me $200. To cover all modalities.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 12:12 PM (sIUuR)

261 255 252 What are the dues for the MAGA membership?

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 12:10 PM (Gqar

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$100.

Send to my Paypal.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 12:11 PM (I7axw)

Okay. Do I get a festive little MAGA hat?

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 12:12 PM (Gqar8)

262 Yeah, because lame threats are always the way to shore up support. The question is whether the tone-deafness is accidental or intentional.
Posted by: Oddbob


I think you need to consider that the texts aren't actually from Republicans at all, but are instead from some bot farm in Hyderabad.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 24, 2026 12:12 PM (vJrRc)

263
These commie cocksuckers are NOT mentally ill. Calling them mental actually excuses much of their behavior, mitigates their actions against the retribution that they most sorely need.

They are actively evil. Not possessed by demons evil either, they know the difference between right and wrong perfectly well, and they have freely chosen evil. True evil requires the decisions and actions of a human being. Stan and his minions are just not that strong, which is why they have such a hard on for humans. Stan KNOWS that he's a pathetic piece of shit, and he's jealous of the strength of the human spirit, a glorious gift from The Creator. The most that Stan can do is whisper in one's ear, and reinforce the evil that some men embrace.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2026 12:12 PM (iqcvy)

264 Lord, why do the end times have to be so gay and retarded?

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 12:07 PM (pdYbP)

Who but the gay and retarded would bring about the End Times
Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 12:11 PM (YWUqf)
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I did not have "gun-toting gay furries of indeterminate sex" on the roster for the End Times.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 24, 2026 12:12 PM (amcLV)

265 What are the dues for the MAGA membership?
Posted by: tubal

If you are already a member of the Trump, you can convert to MAGA at no charge. You've already got the gold robe and matching fez, so they don't need to shell out money for a new uniform.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 12:12 PM (77rzZ)

266 >>>but we will take them where they come from.

Thanks for being honest about it. So many times I see on Facebook "My special Zoe [or whatever] took Best of Breed today!"

And then you go to Info Dog a day or so later and find out Zoe went up against a single 9-month old class dog.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 24, 2026 12:13 PM (J4Dwc)

267 261 Okay. Do I get a festive little MAGA hat?

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 12:12 PM (Gqar

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That's only for platinum members.

$1000.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 12:13 PM (I7axw)

268 Trump Cult, dammit.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 12:13 PM (77rzZ)

269 My least favorite non-medical word has become

"Subscription"

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 12:14 PM (YWUqf)

270 > What are the dues for the MAGA membership?
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You gotta play the blues, man.

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 12:14 PM (ZxPkt)

271 If forced to let the clown-show media types back into the White House Press room, show them to their special seats:

https://tinyurl.com/56vcnz32

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 24, 2026 12:15 PM (O7YUW)

272 Okay. Do I get a festive little MAGA hat?
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 12:12 PM (Gqar
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I think you have to apply to Comrade Lysenko for those.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 24, 2026 12:15 PM (amcLV)

273 O/T


First Daughter has her court arraignment this afternoon. She doesn't have to be there as the lawyer will take care of it, but she's incredibly nervous, nonetheless.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:15 PM (ccf/V)

274 Trump Cult, dammit.
Posted by: Bulg


I think you initial phrasing was more accurate to how "Kevin" in Shenjing would write it

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 24, 2026 12:15 PM (vJrRc)

275 First Daughter has her court arraignment this afternoon. She doesn't have to be there as the lawyer will take care of it, but she's incredibly nervous, nonetheless.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:15 PM


What?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 12:16 PM (sIUuR)

276 I did not have "gun-toting gay furries of indeterminate sex" on the roster for the End Times.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 24, 2026 12:12 PM (amcLV)
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Nor did I.

But it does make identifying the enemy a bit easier, as RMBS has reminded me.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 12:16 PM (pdYbP)

277 Will say a prayer sponge

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 12:16 PM (YWUqf)

278 273 O/T


First Daughter has her court arraignment this afternoon. She doesn't have to be there as the lawyer will take care of it, but she's incredibly nervous, nonetheless.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:15 PM (ccf/V)

Good?

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 12:16 PM (Gqar8)

279
Episcopal priestess says Mary assigned Jesus male at birth, but He "transitioned" at the Resurrection

Kindling, torch, heretic. Some assembly required.
Posted by: NR Pax

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Not just Catholics, but Christians should be outraged by this.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 12:17 PM (eRlcH)

280 First Daughter has her court arraignment this afternoon. She doesn't have to be there as the lawyer will take care of it, but she's incredibly nervous, nonetheless.
Posted by: Sponge

Oh dear. I thought that that whole business had already been wrapped up. I will say a prayer for her.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 12:17 PM (77rzZ)

281 Prayers up, Sponge.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 12:17 PM (pdYbP)

282
What?!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 12:16 PM (sIUuR)



She got a DWI back in April.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:17 PM (ccf/V)

283 But it does make identifying the enemy a bit easier, as RMBS has reminded me.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 12:16 PM


You have to look on the bright side.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 12:17 PM (sIUuR)

284 169 Wearing a belt is the best way to keep your pants from falling down.
Posted by: At Sign NBC News

Add suspenders and I'm on board.

Posted by: Uncle Joe, Movin' Kinda Slow at September 24, 2026 12:17 PM (Fn+3X)

285 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:17 PM

Oof. Prayers up that things go well for her.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 12:18 PM (sIUuR)

286 Not just Catholics, but Christians should be outraged by this.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 12:17 PM (eRlcH)
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Believe me, some of us are.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 12:18 PM (pdYbP)

287 Wearing a belt is the best way to keep your pants from falling down.
Posted by: At Sign NBC News

Add suspenders and I'm on board.
Posted by: Uncle Joe, Movin' Kinda Slow at September 24, 2026 12:17 PM (Fn+3X)
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And keep some string in your pocket!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 24, 2026 12:18 PM (amcLV)

288 >>coffee - double consonants and double vowels what could be better?

a consonant sandwich --> bookkeeper

Posted by: the accountant at September 24, 2026 12:19 PM (J4Dwc)

289 I get sort of threatening-sounding texts from the Republicans, telling me my "MAGA membership is being audited".

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OMG! They're not going to change the secret handshake, are they?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 12:19 PM (ndZc7)

290 I just noticed something this morning. The Texas Democrats have my phone number (even if for some reason, they think it's my son's) and I don't think I've gotten a single pro-Talarico spam all year.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 24, 2026 11:53 AM


Oh, boy. I get spams every week from them. Just got one yesterday, as a matter of fact.

Posted by: Cybersmythe at September 24, 2026 12:19 PM (aTl7+)

291 271 If forced to let the clown-show media types back into the White House Press room, show them to their special seats:
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Remote operated fart cushions with seat vibrator/shock selector switches.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 12:19 PM (+UcOf)

292 What?!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Can you change the venue to Massachusetts?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 24, 2026 12:19 PM (SSJW5)

293 What are the dues for the MAGA membership?
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You gotta play the blues, man.
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And you know it don't come easy.

Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2026 12:20 PM (TN0g+)

294 Sponge, I had a DUI back in the day. I paid some consequences for it, and in my case it left a mark, in that I stopped doing that. I hope, and pray, that she has the same result.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 12:20 PM (Gqar8)

295 >She got a DWI back in April.

Posted by: Sponge
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maybe she'll get PBJ

that's what I did, back in the distant past

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 12:20 PM (ZxPkt)

296 Nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 24, 2026 12:20 PM (NcvvS)

297 >And you know it don't come easy.

Posted by: Crusader
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exactly
this guy gets it

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 12:21 PM (ZxPkt)

298 All kinds of Phishing out there.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 12:10 PM (+UcOf)

Yes. Phishers represent themselves to be some party that you do business with.

We need the death penalty for phishing scammers. If they are offshore, just send a hit team to whack them, no trial needed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 12:21 PM (dPOOv)

299 So Stunning. MUCH Brave: Bill Nye Compares Trump to Hitler

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That's science!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 12:22 PM (ndZc7)

300
And then you go to Info Dog a day or so later and find out Zoe went up against a single 9-month old class dog.
Posted by: one hour sober at September 24, 2026 12:13 PM (J4Dwc)

__________

It would be nice to get huge breed wins, but here in TX-OK the numbers just aren't there. The other problem is that while The Big Dummy is a handsome boy, he's phlegmatic and only gives what's asked of him. Lacey and Delilah had charisma to burn. They'd explode into the ring, saying, "Here I am!" Attitude means a lot too.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 12:23 PM (eRlcH)

301 We've had good experiences at PCA (not PCUSA) and Evangelical Free churches. Also interdenominational, but that church was very good about mutual accountability and seeking God's guidance in everything.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at September 24, 2026 12:24 PM (qkSXg)

302 I was going to compare Representative DeLauro to the Hansel and Gretal Ginger Bread Witch but the witch threatened to put a vile curse on me if I were to besmirch her name in this way.

Posted by: Zombie Mr. Blackwell at September 24, 2026 12:26 PM (G4zM/)

303 251 The comorbidities in that bar must be exponential.
Posted by: mr tmz at September 24, 2026 12:09 PM

To say nothing of the smell...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 12:10 PM (sIUuR)
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OR the slug trails

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 24, 2026 12:46 PM (JNTt1)

304 Lesbians in masks hides herpes until they are deep in your bizness

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 24, 2026 12:53 PM (bX16E)

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