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The Morning Report — 9/ 18 /26

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Good morning kids. continuing with the theme over this past week of our corrupt judicial system, we have a bit of encouraging news, not that I expect real justice to be served, but still...


Earlier this week, a federal judge made a shocking charge: Larry Krasner, Philadelphia’s district attorney for nearly a decade, may be guilty of “perjury, conspiracy, or obstruction of justice.” Judge Paul Diamond referred Krasner and one of his top deputies, Matthew Stiegler, to the U.S. Attorney’s Office to investigate potential federal crimes.

As we all know, or should know Krasner is a bought and paid for agent provocateur of anti-American traitor and bustout proud admitted Nazi war criminal/collaorator George Soros. Here's a bit of Krasner's rap sheet courtesy of the invaluable DiscovertheNetworks. Keep this website handy as it is a go-to resource of the who's who of traitors destroying America from within


Running as a Democrat, Krasner stated that his top priority as District Attorney “will be ending mass incarceration in Philadelphia.” Said his campaign website: “The cost of imprisoning one person for a year pays the salary of a young public school teacher, social worker, or police officer engaging in appropriate community policing. Resources could instead be invested in job training and addiction treatment. Mass incarceration simply won’t heal our torn social fabric, and does not make us safer.”
...Policy of Non-Prosecution & Non-Incarceration Krasner was sworn in as Philadelphia D.A. on January 1, 2018. Soon thereafter, he issued a non-prosecution policy memo to the attorneys in his office, mandating that criminal prosecutions for various offenses should be either minimized or abolished altogether. As a result of Krasner’s new guidelines, it became commonplace for the Philadelphia D.A. office to drop criminal charges against even the most dangerous defendants. Between January and September of 2020, for example, Krasner’s office dropped charges on more than 60% of all shooting cases in the city, as well as 37% of illegal firearms cases.

THIS TWISTED Bastard and his coven have devoted themselves to the destabilization of society which has the net effect of destroying it, the goal of the Anti-American American Left and Democrat Party for decades.

Again as we all know or should know, besides Krasner, every major and many minor urban areas as well as states have DAs and Attorneys General bought and paid for by George Soros.


The Democrat Party and Its Supporters Are a Hive, Part Three
Completing analysis of the modern American leftwing power network.

Progressive DA network: The Hive’s investment in local prosecutorial elections transforms local law enforcement into a policy instrument—declining to prosecute certain categories of offense (shoplifting below $950 in California, drug possession, trespassing) effectively nullifies legislation.


Yeah, surprise surprise, this is who they have running for senator in Arkansas


Arkansas Democrat Senate nominee Hallie Shoffner vowed to "redirect" the "considerable resources of the federal government" away from "punishment" and toward "treatment and compassion" as part of a push to spend taxpayer money "in an equitable fashion," video footage reviewed by the Washington Free Beacon shows.

Meh this filthy slag is representative of every single Democrat running for office at every level. Compassion for the criminals and degenerates but not for the victims, since We the People are the criminals who have to be punished for the original sin of America as founded


Until they're forced to whistle a different tune.

Minister at Talarico’s Austin Church Says Woke Senate Hopeful is Shifting Positions to Win Over Moderate Voters “I can guarantee you that once he gets elected, he’ll change his tune back to where he was," said Reverand Babs Miller, 83, a lesbian minister at the parish at St. Andrew’s Presbyterian Church.

Somebody please for the love of all that is just and good reassure me that this bastard doesn't have a snowball's chance in Hell of actually winning a senate seat in Texas. ¡Hay Caramba!

The radical ally of Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed said in an interview Thursday that the United States has committed more terrorism than the radical Islamic group behind 9/11. 
Hasan Piker told Axios that, “pound for pound,” the United States had killed more people than al-Qaeda, the organization that plotted and carried out the September 11, 2001, terror attacks. Piker, a popular leftist streamer who once said America “deserved 9/11,” has campaigned alongside El-Sayed. 


SO why am I getting so exercised about Krasner and his ilk since El-Sayed and the Muslims will have us all under Sharia Law once they gain power. No way Krasner will face any real justice but once the head-choppers and clit-clippers rule the roost his head will roll soon thereafter as history has shown us time and again once allies of convenience are no longer needed.

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1 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 07:10 AM (u82oZ)

2 Nooded.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 07:11 AM (u82oZ)

3 Very happy to see you Mr. Sefton! Thank you for the excellent MR.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 07:12 AM (svKyi)

4 Good morning dear horde and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 07:15 AM (RIvkX)

5 Good morning! Happy birfday JJ! That's a whole lotta news to cull through.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 18, 2026 07:15 AM (3Ope8)

6 Happy Friday!

Got an interview this morning, prayers please that if it's the right one it go well, if it's the wrong one they let me know quickly. And some prayers for the other ones letting me twist in the wind to make up their minds and communicate, would be appreciated too.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 18, 2026 07:15 AM (aJQbY)

7 Thank you, JJ!

gut Shabbes, and happy weekend to you, too!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 18, 2026 07:16 AM (VyBeY)

8 Willowed:

Made the decision to run a whispering campaign to win a write-in vote for a minor local office. I would work with the guy that replaced me when my health led me to resign during my second term.

It is a thankless public job, but, if well done, keeps my property values up.

In the Primary, with no name on the ballot, the highest write-in vote person had 3 votes. This is a case of your "friends" putting your name on the ballots. Sorta the reverse of a popularity contest. No one wrote my name in during the primary.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 07:17 AM (u82oZ)

9 It isn't really a law if it is not enforced.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 07:17 AM (RIvkX)

10 Good Morning all! I hope it works out RD.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at September 18, 2026 07:18 AM (Q/FnY)

11 It's Flapjack Friday!

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 18, 2026 07:20 AM (I43vL)

12 “This might be the most insane sentence related to the Hamas terrorist attack on October 7th yet.”
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Stop pretending these people are "crazy" or "mistaken" when they are expressing their closely-held beliefs and state them out loud.

We have been told that believing what they themselves tell us is somehow immoral.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 07:21 AM (RIvkX)

13 Happy Friday, folks! I've had coffee, I'm wearing my Hawaiian shirt and I can face the day.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 18, 2026 07:21 AM (BpO1e)

14 Mister Scott

No twirling. Hope Rosasharn is doing OK.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 07:22 AM (u82oZ)

15 Salty crush the opposition.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 07:22 AM (RIvkX)

16 Crossroads Trump says he has a ‘big decision’ coming up on Iran: ‘Do I want to go in and annihilate them?’

I can't help but get the feeling that America was envious of Russia being in an endless and pointless low intensity "war", but improving on it by only grinding on the matériel, and losing political power rather than also ending blood lines.

To the point that Congress would step in and say "Stop It" and cut off the funding. That is an absolute certainty if the US votes in a Communist controlled House a/o Senate.

The endless war strategery could have worked this time: because of war we need to wave off the litigation and red tape to open up domestic REM mining and other impediments that are cast aside when on a war footing.

But Congress and half the population hates America more than their own macro economic and social survival.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 18, 2026 07:24 AM (U4c/V)

17 It isn't really a law if it is not enforced.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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The corrolary to that, we have a gazillion “Rules” that are de facto laws. If one can be arrested or charged or fined for breaking a “rule”…. And they are often just conjured up by unelected nutbars. Some regulation is always necessary of course’but everything has gone to plaid.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 18, 2026 07:25 AM (fqXHl)

18 San Franpsycho

Thank you. No need to crush people. We need to work together and not make enemies.

All I need is one more vote than anyone else and I then hold the title. And get another Certificate to put in my I-Love-Me room's walls. As an elected official, I get a fancy Certificate from the County Clerk's office.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 07:26 AM (u82oZ)

19 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always says that at September 18, 2026 07:27 AM (2Ez/1)

20 Nothing is all I want.

Posted by: A true Zen saying at September 18, 2026 07:28 AM (MWfyi)

21 The person who always says that

A ship is usually safer in harbor, but it needs to go to sea to serve it's purpose.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 07:29 AM (u82oZ)

22 I have my citation from Gavin framed somewhere in a box in the garage. There's one from DOJ too. Mrs. F. is aching to trash them.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 07:30 AM (RIvkX)

23 "Thank you. No need to crush people. We need to work together and not make enemies."

Somewhere ZOD weeps

Posted by: Boswell at September 18, 2026 07:31 AM (j10i6)

24 >Scientists Discover New Wild Cat Species for First Time in 100 Years
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guys it's a cat

Posted by: Don Black at September 18, 2026 07:32 AM (ZxPkt)

25 We need to work together and not make enemies.
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*sulks*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 07:32 AM (RIvkX)

26 Driving past a gas station sign is like looking at a weather barometer for our national economy. Worse, it’s also a barometer for the likely outcome of the midterm elections. And that’s a shame for any number of reasons.

This is a classic example of propaganda. If you are not constantly immersed in the political social media world, it is not a natural connection of high gasoline prices mean vote for a different party.

This is projection based on being far too stupid to realize that if you make that association you are following a crafted narrative by a party that as a matter of deliberate policy sadistically increases gasoline prices—simply because its a flex.

Remember the "I Did That" Joe Biden pump stickers? It had no real political value, but it made the political neurotics in the Demonic Party seethe. Which I believe was the actual point. It didn't educate anyone, it was a meme to put some of the more volatile Leftists on tilt.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 18, 2026 07:33 AM (a3CJ+)

27 Boswell

Ha! He has traded planning an Aztec Pyramid leading to an alter of blood for a pleasant retirement with family. He was seduced by the nice side, with cookies.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 07:34 AM (u82oZ)

28 This has got to be the most low intensity kinetic war ever. The major battles are being fought in forensic accounting, cyberspace and intelligence.

The armed forces are always getting deployed somewhere. Comes with enlistment.
If you haven't noticed the realignment of geopolitics , you just aren't looking.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 07:34 AM (+fpfy)

29 Ha! He has traded planning an Aztec Pyramid leading to an alter of blood for a pleasant retirement with family. He was seduced by the nice side, with cookies.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 07:34 AM (u82oZ)

Ha - so retirement can be cool and groovy if we just treat each other fairly!

Posted by: Boswell at September 18, 2026 07:35 AM (j10i6)

30 San Franpsycho

I won my first election by 56 votes. The first three years I lowered my slice of the mill levy, because I was a better manager. I was unopposed for reelection.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 07:36 AM (u82oZ)

31 The troll is such a disgusting pig

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 07:36 AM (RIvkX)

32 And get another Certificate to put in my I-Love-Me room's walls.

What a great way to boost self esteem by dedicating a room in the house as a personal self glorifying shrine! 👍

Posted by: Community Notes at September 18, 2026 07:37 AM (a3CJ+)

33 Boswell

You will have to ask Zod how many times he needs to hug it out these days.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 07:37 AM (u82oZ)

34 It's a little early in the day for this, isn't it?

Posted by: the troll's jerksock at September 18, 2026 07:38 AM (Q+gd/)

35 24 >Scientists Discover New Wild Cat Species for First Time in 100 Years
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guys it's a cat
Posted by: Don Black


KITTY! I want to boop the nose!

Posted by: NR Pax at September 18, 2026 07:38 AM (BpO1e)

36 You will have to ask Zod how many times he needs to hug it out these days.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 07:37 AM (u82oZ)

Wow...who knew that Zod would finally succumb to "bright" side!

Never see him here anymore, though...must be too busy with those hugs!

Posted by: Boswell at September 18, 2026 07:39 AM (j10i6)

37 Warren Buffet announced he is retiring, effective immediately.

"Berkshire under Buffett’s tenure posted a 19.7% compounded annual return to shareholders, nearly double the return of the S&P 500."

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 07:40 AM (riQsQ)

38 Paul just crossed a very bright line. This fucker needs to be banned right now. Not 30 minutes from now but NOW.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 07:41 AM (+fpfy)

39 Detroit News Endorses Mike Rogers, Raises Concerns About El-Sayed’s Deleted History

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In the comments, someone said the endorsement wouldn't matter because Tucker Carlson endorsed the dirty islamist...and Tucker "commands a massive audience of ex-Trump voters."

I didn't know if they were being sarcastic or that truly braindead.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 18, 2026 07:41 AM (qBdHI)

40 Yonder Horde

On the surveillance front, a hacking collective stole, not destroyed, an intact Flock camera sometime in the last week or so. They opened it up and copied all of it's running software, then went to work on it.

They released their findings the other day. There are a number of sites out there that have the story, if you are interested. 404media was one such site.

I'll not link to it, but I did not get any weird stuff on my PC from it.

YMMV

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2026 07:42 AM (2Cry5)

41 Did You Know?

“Millage” rate on your property tax is derived from “Mill” or per thousand. Once used in accounting too, for large corporations when the dollar was really worth something. 1/1000th of a dollar. It GM could save a few mills on some part or component assembly, it starts to add up after a few million units.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 18, 2026 07:43 AM (fqXHl)

42 I didn't know if they were being sarcastic or that truly braindead.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 18, 2026 07:41 AM (qBdHI)
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It's the same yada-yada crowd of propagandists talking, the ones who eagerly announce every month or so that the walls are finally closing in on Trump, his voters are abandoning the Republican Party, and trans-rights are human rights.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 07:44 AM (riQsQ)

43 If you haven't noticed the realignment of geopolitics , you just aren't looking.

There is no need for a war to get realignments. The US was in a "war" drought in Trump 1.0 and we got the Abrahamic Accords.

There was realignment during the Climate Change™ scam, the Covid-1984™ coup d'etat, there is another for Tariffs, another for Belt & Road Initiative. The whole Donroe Doctrine of the Communist rejecting wave in so many countries in the Western Hemisphere had nothing to do with cleaning up after Israel's head strike adventure in Iran.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 18, 2026 07:47 AM (nAS9C)

44 May those of The Tribe have a peaceful Yom Kippur fast this coming Monday. Shabbat Shalom, y'all.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 18, 2026 07:48 AM (JNTt1)

45 personal self glorifying shrine! 👍
Posted by: Community Notes

Eh. It's really for the gold-diggers to see.

My late wife had turned her office into a shrine to her accomplishments. I learned from her.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 07:48 AM (u82oZ)

46 Here's a tell on Media Manipulation: Saying Talarico is winning. falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus False in one, false in all.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 18, 2026 07:49 AM (dtajH)

47 Good morning horde! Happy Friday!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2026 07:49 AM (ExV1e)

48 Community Notes, your last sentence tells me there is no use engaging conversation with you.

Have a nice day.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 07:50 AM (+fpfy)

49 Ignoramus

More and more people are seeing this. Their once robust industry is cratering.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 07:50 AM (u82oZ)

50 The UN, home to the UNWRA Hamas terrorists and the infamous Haiti "peacekeepers", issued a report today claiming the US is committing "some" war crimes in Iran.

My irony meter is broken, so all I can do is laugh.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 07:50 AM (k+wO+)

51 {{{Ben Had}}}
🎼 ♭ 5/4 ♫♫ ♫♫ Good morning! ♬♬ ♩ ♪

🥃

We finally had rain, and the cows are happy in the fields around me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 07:52 AM (u82oZ)

52 The UN, home to the UNWRA Hamas terrorists and the infamous Haiti "peacekeepers", issued a report today claiming the US is committing "some" war crimes in Iran.

Say it with me now. US out of the UN; UN out of the US.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 18, 2026 07:52 AM (3Ope8)

53 Huck Follywood

The only reason Rubio does not vacate the UN HQ in NY is to hoover up all the back-channel Intel from the diplomats.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 07:53 AM (u82oZ)

54 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 18, 2026 07:53 AM (fqXHl)

55 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2026 07:53 AM (ohcCe)

56 CrotchetyOldJarhead

It would make NYC easier to govern without all that diplomatic immunity crime.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 07:54 AM (u82oZ)

57 Common Tater

What have you done to Captain Obvious?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 07:55 AM (u82oZ)

58 NaCly, we have not had any rain and are tinder box dry.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 07:55 AM (+fpfy)

59 Mornin’, All. Happy Friday.

Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 07:56 AM (77rzZ)

60 They are trying to pass a parcel tax here to "support Muni" by saying property values will go down if they cut service further.

Howzabout collecting fares instead?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 07:56 AM (RIvkX)

61 Ben Had, sorry to report all your rain belong to us up here in mid-Atlantic New Jersey. Very wet summer and now fall.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 07:57 AM (k+wO+)

62 TGIF, all!!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 07:57 AM (rOKnE)

63 Good morning JJ and horde
TGIF

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2026 07:58 AM (TjuhY)

64 As CBS News reported Thursday evening, a recent federal ruling that significantly eased some of the restrictions on short-barreled rifles, short-barreled shotguns, and suppressors was in the crosshairs of several DOJ lawyers who claimed that federal firearms prosecutions are suffering as a result of the ruling by Trump-appointed U.S. District Judge James Wesley Hendrix, who operates out of the Northern District of Texas.

People who are being prosecuted for actions which are constitutionally protected are having an easier time defending themselves. Government persecutors aghast.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2026 07:58 AM (ExV1e)

65 where the top-ranking Jewish official broke out a Hebrew lesson to proclaim himself, because of his last name, a “shomer Yisroel.” Shomer is the Hebrew word for guard.

Mi yishmor al hashomrim

Posted by: Mitch at September 18, 2026 07:59 AM (/+uur)

66 It is pretty good stuff!

Posted by: Common Tater at September 18, 2026 07:59 AM (fqXHl)

67 Putin, in furtherance of his divorce from Europe, is seizing Nestle Company assets in Russia. I guess he has an overwhelming desire to run a cookie company.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 07:59 AM (k+wO+)

68 Ben Had

The lying liars that lie in the National Weather Service say you should bet more precipitation than normal this winter. Just looked for the long-range forcast to confirm, and there was no link to that product.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 08:00 AM (u82oZ)

69 federal firearms prosecutions are suffering
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maybe the point is starting to get through to them....

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 08:00 AM (OSZOS)

70 off sox

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 18, 2026 08:01 AM (/+uur)

71 Beth Barnes, the gal who founded and leads METR, the organization being proposed ro regulate AI - and control the world by default - is a freaking idiot.

This would be a funny cringe TED talk )?)/speech if the stakes weren't so serious:


Here is Beth Barnes, the Effective Altruist CEO of METR, explaining how immigration controls are immoral, and that future generations will be embarrassed by the past existence of borders.

This is who Anthropic wants as the "independent" overseer of all frontier AI models.


https://tinyurl.com/msy5xpwv

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 08:01 AM (rOKnE)

72 I would like to put a recommendation in for Pressure (2026). Very enjoyable, just a normal movie without any bs and well done.

I think the Ike character could have been written a bit better but other than that a nicely accomplished film.

Seems so rare these days but it was good.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 08:02 AM (n9/RG)

73 {{{Lizzy}}}

*Hands out festive little hat*

Party On!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 08:03 AM (u82oZ)

74 >>Say it with me now. US out of the UN; UN out of the US.



THIS!!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 08:03 AM (rOKnE)

75 where the top-ranking Jewish official broke out a Hebrew lesson to proclaim himself, because of his last name, a “shomer Yisroel.” Shomer is the Hebrew word for guard.

Mi yishmor al hashomrim
Posted by: Mitch at September 18, 2026 07:59 AM (/+uur)
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Schumer is always spouting that b.s. He's a total pussy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 08:03 AM (RIvkX)

76 You will need to kill them before they kill you.

הבא להורגך השכם להורגו

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 18, 2026 08:05 AM (P3X50)

77 Huck Follywood

This is the plan in China as well. Does not give one a reason to invest or build in either Russia or China.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 08:05 AM (u82oZ)

78 11 It's Flapjack Friday!
Posted by: Mister Scott

Eek! My nightmare continues!

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at September 18, 2026 08:06 AM (Fn+3X)

79 Good morning Horde, happy Friday. Hope you all have a great weekend. Thx JJ for all the reports.
Warren Buffet is stepping down as chairman of Berkshire Hathaway, a son is taking over. He has one son who has chosen my city for his leftist largesse with the money daddy gave him to "do good". Helped finance a radio station, a laundry and now some facility about a half mile from me. He calls it a " makers facility" . Allegedly going to teach jobs to the underprivileged and to do Internet work. Frankly I think it will end up a mess , but it did provide construction jobs rehabbing an old factory building

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2026 08:06 AM (oUMhY)

80 Ben Had

Found the long-range forecasts, and the prediction is a wetter than average winter for you and I.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 08:06 AM (u82oZ)

81 The British government, having run out of other peoples money, is apparently going to start burning the furniture, ie, taxing houses twice if people VRBO those houses. Localities very reasonably respond that new tax law, if enacted, will end VRBO-type rentals and destroy local tourism all over England, but especially in the southern coastal regions where the tourism economy is all they have. Poverty ahead.

What a mess of a country.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 08:06 AM (OSZOS)

82 Say it with me now. US out of the UN; UN out of the US.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 18, 2026 07:52 AM (3Ope
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I've been saying that exact thing for years.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 18, 2026 08:07 AM (JNTt1)

83 69 federal firearms prosecutions are suffering
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maybe the point is starting to get through to them....
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 08:00 AM (OSZOS)
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It's funny because DOJ's Civil Rights Division now has a Second Amendment Section and, buhlieve me, that's a choir that don't need no preaching to.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 18, 2026 08:07 AM (SgdqL)

84 Wait. We are constantly admonished by our betters there is no objective “truth” or reality. There’s no right or wrong.

But weirdly enough, the people who think this way claim they are always right, and everyone else is always wrong. In a world where there is no score, they are batting a thousand.

We’ll just keep our borders, Bitch.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 18, 2026 08:08 AM (fqXHl)

85 Piper's going to buy one of those new Bolivian Tiger Cats, isn't she?

Posted by: Feline Defense Fund at September 18, 2026 08:08 AM (Fn+3X)

86 where the top-ranking Jewish official broke out a Hebrew lesson to proclaim himself, because of his last name, a “shomer Yisroel.” Shomer is the Hebrew word for guard.

Mi yishmor al hashomrim
Posted by: Mitch at September 18, 2026 07:59 AM (/+uur)
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Schumer is always spouting that b.s. He's a total pussy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 08:03 AM (RIvkX)
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Schumer said that? How ironic. The modern Hebrew word from the same root for political "conservatives" is "shamranim" (שמרנים.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 18, 2026 08:09 AM (P3X50)

87 Huck, I'm happy for anyone that gets replenishing rain. Glad you are enjoying it.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 08:09 AM (+fpfy)

88 I too liked Pressure.

From what I know about Ike he was cool and unflappable under pressure. Is this right? Brendan plays him as emotional, which I suppose you need to do to make him an interesting character.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 18, 2026 08:09 AM (dtajH)

89 [p]@spencerpratt
Karen Bass suddenly stepped down from LAHSA a few days ago. Today, HUD Secretary Turner just revealed that $75M of fraud was laundered through LAHSA.

Probably nothing!


Please please please let this be the fist shot in a huge take-down of LA homeless NGO/government fraud!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 08:10 AM (rOKnE)

90 Feline Defense Fund

Piper can skin a few, and model the coat.
Or use AI on the pattern, then make that coat. With matching print yoga pants.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 08:10 AM (u82oZ)

91 I didn't know if they were being sarcastic or that truly braindead.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 18, 2026 07:41 AM (qBdHI)

Hate to ask but what is the logic in that anyway?

An endorsement doesn't matter because there's another endorsement in the opposite direction?

I know I shouldn't ask for sense from the lying left but I do wonder. Wouldn't two endorsements for the same thing be better than two at loggerheads?

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 08:11 AM (n9/RG)

92 The British government....

What a mess of a country.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 08:06 AM (OSZOS)
-

Which way, America?

(Wow! Huck's hash is IBM-algorithm'd.)

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 18, 2026 08:11 AM (P3X50)

93 The County Clerk is a Cluck.

Posted by: Courting Disaster at September 18, 2026 08:11 AM (Fn+3X)

94 I too liked Pressure
-----------------------------

Never cared for Billy Joel myself

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 18, 2026 08:11 AM (bwAim)

95 >>*Hands out festive little hat*

Party On!




Heck, yeah!!
*puts on 70's funk station*

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 08:12 AM (rOKnE)

96 NaCly, I'm putting in my request with the weather control guys .

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 08:12 AM (+fpfy)

97 Huck, I'm happy for anyone that gets replenishing rain. Glad you are enjoying it.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 08:09 AM (+fpfy)
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Well ma'am, I believe a little share and share-alike would be OK. We're getting maybe a little more than we actually need.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 08:12 AM (OSZOS)

98 Ignoramus

Ike was emotional as heck. But he hid it. At a high cost to him.

His health suffered from that pressure, all those cigarettes, and lack of rest.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 08:12 AM (u82oZ)

99 The County Clerk is a Cluck.

Posted by: Courting Disaster at September 18, 2026 08:11 AM (Fn+3X)
-

What about the Sheriff?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 18, 2026 08:12 AM (P3X50)

100 McConnell, 84, looked “noticeably more frail”

Judges would have accepted DEAD

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 18, 2026 08:13 AM (/+uur)

101
95 >>*Hands out festive little hat*

Party On!




Heck, yeah!!
*puts on 70's funk station*
Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 08:12 AM (rOKnE)


WBLS

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2026 08:14 AM (x0n13)

102 Huck, I start holding my breath in early October that we don't get rain during the MoMe.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 08:14 AM (+fpfy)

103 Ben Had

We survived that before. In the barn huddled for warmth, telling stories.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 08:15 AM (u82oZ)

104 Huck, I start holding my breath in early October that we don't get rain during the MoMe.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 08:14 AM (+fpfy)
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Drink more and you won't notice!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 08:15 AM (OSZOS)

105 98 Ignoramus

Ike was emotional as heck. But he hid it. At a high cost to him.

His health suffered from that pressure, all those cigarettes, and lack of rest.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 08:12 AM (u82oZ)

True story: My great-uncle was a senior economist in Ike's administration. As a Christmas present one year, he received a copy of Ike's watercolor portrait of Washington. My cousin gave me the print last year and it now hangs in my living room.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 18, 2026 08:17 AM (SgdqL)

106 I commented on the ont about video I saw of McConnell. He is more than "frail."

Alert but disoriented and unresponsive. He probably cannot speak anymore.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 08:17 AM (RIvkX)

107 Huck, I start holding my breath in early October that we don't get rain during the MoMe.
Posted by: Ben Had
====================
Drink more and you won't notice!
Posted by: Huck Follywood


I got sunburnt last year. LOL. And I sat under a tree most of the time.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2026 08:18 AM (ohcCe)

108 WBLS
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2026 08:14 AM (x0n13)
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Very triggering

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 08:19 AM (RIvkX)

109 It would be darkly funny if Mitch left this mortal coil in December. He's gone from the Senate as of 1/1/27 , so Beshear wouldn't have the chance to appoint a temporary replacement

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2026 08:19 AM (oUMhY)

110 A new wild cat species has been discovered for the first time in 100 years — the tilcayo tiger cat from the Bolivian Yungas.

What? New Pussycat

oh oh oh oh oh oh

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 18, 2026 08:19 AM (/+uur)

111 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 08:19 AM (ccf/V)

112 WLS, Chicago!

Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 08:20 AM (77rzZ)

113 “The cost of imprisoning one person for a year pays the salary of a young public school teacher, social worker, or police officer engaging in appropriate community policing. Resources could instead be invested in job training and addiction treatment. Mass incarceration simply won’t heal our torn social fabric, and does not make us safer.”


Whom you don't have to worry about when the released criminal murders them.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 08:20 AM (ccf/V)

114 I wish I could be at the Texas MoMe and show off my new PCP air rifle, a Qilin BPX. Unfortunately, I have a work commitment that I can't get out of.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 18, 2026 08:20 AM (JNTt1)

115 Only 98 days to Christmas. What are you buying me?

Posted by: Fixed Income, Myself at September 18, 2026 08:20 AM (Fn+3X)

116 WBLS
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2026 08:14 AM (x0n13)

WBL (dont really) M

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 18, 2026 08:20 AM (/+uur)

117 I saw The Clit Clippers open for Peter Murphy on his "Cuts You Up" tour in Belfast in 1991.

He was ahead of his time.

Posted by: Bag O' Dicks at September 18, 2026 08:22 AM (cCXR+)

118 Fired federal "Institute Of Peace" employees somehow ginned up a theory that Trump is going to put his name on the office building where they used to go collect paychecks. Insanely, they are pooling their shekles and suing in hopes a federal judge can be swept into their conspiracy theory world.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 08:22 AM (OSZOS)

119 Today Is National Cheeseburger Day. 🍔

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2026 08:22 AM (NpAcC)

120 > I commented on the ont about video I saw of McConnell. He is more than "frail."

Alert but disoriented and unresponsive. He probably cannot speak anymore.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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It's been rumored here in KY that he suffered a massive stroke and, as you said, he's unable to speak. Not too sure the "alertness" isn't drug induced.

The stress on the mind and body in this condition...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2026 08:22 AM (2Cry5)

121 Whom you don't have to worry about when the released criminal murders them.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 08:20 AM (ccf/V)
======================
Profit!

Posted by: Larry Krasner at September 18, 2026 08:23 AM (OSZOS)

122 Few small prayers for Brit Lass would be appreciated. Appt with specialist today to see what's going on. I think she's okay but still it's a worry. Otherwise happy Friday people. This had been the longest week I'm telling you.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 08:24 AM (n9/RG)

123 Say Goodbye to Hollywood...

The new Godzilla movie has an intimacy coordinator...

AMF

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 18, 2026 08:24 AM (/+uur)

124 I was listening to Adam Carolla yesterday interviewing Dolph Lundgren and he was talking about going to Studio 54 with Grace Jones. I only went there once but I was the only celebrity there.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 08:24 AM (RIvkX)

125 bonecrusher, next year!

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 08:25 AM (+fpfy)

126 Prayer up, Ellipsis.

Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 08:25 AM (77rzZ)

127 Funny we still call EBT "Food Stamps". An anachronism.

Posted by: Raleigh Coupon Saver at September 18, 2026 08:26 AM (Fn+3X)

128 ..., Prayers ascending for you both.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 08:26 AM (+fpfy)

129 >> I saw The Clit Clippers open for Peter Murphy on his "Cuts You Up" tour in Belfast in 1991.


Was that the one where he started singing "Indigo Eyes" and then the organizers chopped off his head for allegedly ogling the burka-clad locals?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 08:26 AM (rOKnE)

130 >What? New Pussycat

oh oh oh oh oh oh

Posted by: r hennigantx
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ok good one

Posted by: Don Black at September 18, 2026 08:27 AM (ZxPkt)

131 Nothing is all I want.
Posted by: A true Zen saying at September 18, 2026 07:28 AM (MWfyi)



Close enough........


https://youtu.be/xH9TRnRlAAM

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 08:27 AM (ccf/V)

132 Was that the one where he started singing "Indigo Eyes" and then the organizers chopped off his head for allegedly ogling the burka-clad locals?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 08:26 AM (rOKnE)
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I laughed but then I thought maybe she's serious.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 08:28 AM (RIvkX)

133 I saw Tilcayo Tiger Cat open for Lili Von Shtupp at the Rock Ridge Omni back in '73.

What a show!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 18, 2026 08:28 AM (SgdqL)

134 119 Today Is National Cheeseburger Day. 🍔
Posted by: redridinghood

Not Kosher. Pass.

Posted by: Rabbi Jacob at September 18, 2026 08:28 AM (Fn+3X)

135 115 Only 98 days to Christmas. What are you buying me?
Posted by: Fixed Income, Myself at September 18, 2026 08:20 AM

Leftover Halloween candy corn. The first week of November.

Posted by: Makes note in calendar at September 18, 2026 08:28 AM (2Ez/1)

136 Few small prayers for Brit Lass would be appreciated. Appt with specialist today to see what's going on. I think she's okay but still it's a worry. Otherwise happy Friday people. This had been the longest week I'm telling you.
Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 08:24 AM (n9/RG)



I've had a few of those......


Godspeed and prayers to both of you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 08:29 AM (ccf/V)

137 AOC announced she is going to campaign across New York State for local Democrats, now that she has time on her hands. She wants to be "Senator Occasional Cortex", instead of a lowly carpetbagging House Member.

Posted by: Larry Krasner at September 18, 2026 08:29 AM (OSZOS)

138 "Cuts You Up" is a beautiful song

Posted by: Dark Lix at September 18, 2026 08:29 AM (Fv808)

139 I have to guess the only reason they are keeping Mitch alive is to use his vote.

Posted by: Don Black at September 18, 2026 08:29 AM (ZxPkt)

140 filthy sock change

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 08:30 AM (OSZOS)

141 Not Kosher. Pass.
Posted by: Rabbi Jacob at September 18, 2026 08:28 AM (Fn+3X)
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Have I told you the story about my first cheeseburger? It wasn't pretty.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 08:30 AM (RIvkX)

142 Glitch does look like he's had a stroke.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 08:30 AM (HinvH)

143 139 I have to guess the only reason they are keeping Mitch alive is to use his vote.
Posted by: Don Black at September 18, 2026 08:29 AM

Where's Maxine?

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 18, 2026 08:31 AM (2Ez/1)

144 Don Black, and to prevent Beshear appointing someone, yep.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 18, 2026 08:31 AM (aJQbY)

145 Today Is National Cheeseburger Day. 🍔
Posted by: redridinghood



Excellent. My favorite food. Please get me a triple patty so I can REALLY get my meat fix on.

Posted by: James Talarico at September 18, 2026 08:31 AM (ccf/V)

146 > I have to guess the only reason they are keeping Mitch alive is to use his vote.
Posted by: Don Black
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I don't think he even has to be alive to use his vote.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2026 08:31 AM (2Cry5)

147 >>Fired federal "Institute Of Peace" employees somehow ginned up a theory that Trump is going to put his name on the office building where they used to go collect paychecks. Insanely, they are pooling their shekles and suing in hopes a federal judge can be swept into their conspiracy theory world.


A, at this point, I want Trump to put his name on half the buildings in DC to keep the locals triggered

B, IIRC, the Institute of Peace building was incredibly posh, with its staffers paid incredibly well whileno one outside of DC had ever heard of the place/part of the US government.

Also, that's the one that literally barricaded the doors to prevent DOGE from entering, right? They are a sketchy bunch who were obviously acting outside the law and using a ton of taxpayer money to do it.

A compromise: name it after Trump, then tear down their precious building!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 08:32 AM (rOKnE)

148
Have I told you the story about my first cheeseburger? It wasn't pretty.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 08:30 AM (RIvkX)



I'm pretty sure mine was a green pepper welfare burger.


"Dat don' look like no McDonalds........"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 08:32 AM (ccf/V)

149 Excellent. My favorite food. Please get me a triple patty so I can REALLY get my meat fix on.
Posted by: James Talarico at September 18, 2026 08:31 AM

Beat meat!

Posted by: TaliFREAKo at September 18, 2026 08:32 AM (2Ez/1)

150 Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 08:24 AM (n9/RG)
*****
Sending prayers, ...

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2026 08:33 AM (NpAcC)

151 Excellent. My favorite food. Please get me a triple patty so I can REALLY get my meat fix on.
Posted by: James Talarico at September 18, 2026 08:31 AM (ccf/V)
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that proves it, Talarico is a real Texan!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 08:33 AM (Gj7Fw)

152 It's been rumored here in KY that he suffered a massive stroke and, as you said, he's unable to speak. Not too sure the "alertness" isn't drug induced.

Posted by: Martini Farmer
______

The only reason I doubt that is because Beshear surely knew his true condition throughout. And if the turtle was non-responsive, Beshear would have just appointed someone and welcomed the court fight. He'd have been a dem hero for exposing it and it would have given his '28 run a huge boost. I don't think he would have passed up that opportunity.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 18, 2026 08:34 AM (XvL8K)

153 You on da welfare, you can't afford it....

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 08:34 AM (HinvH)

154 It's been rumored here in KY that he suffered a massive stroke and, as you said, he's unable to speak. Not too sure the "alertness" isn't drug induced.

Posted by: Martini Farmer



I'm betting he's on the 'Biden Cocktail' at this point.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 08:35 AM (ccf/V)

155 >>Few small prayers for Brit Lass would be appreciated.

Will do!! Prayers for you, too, "..."

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 08:35 AM (rOKnE)

156 I guess I could eat a Cheez Whiz "cheeseburger" since it's not really cheese.

Posted by: Rabbi Jacob, Hangry Over Here at September 18, 2026 08:35 AM (Fn+3X)

157 AOC was in my city earlier this year with my Congress critter Pat Ryan. He's on MSNOW all the time bitching at Trump. He's a West Pointer who served two tours in Iraq, which he mentions at the drop of a hat. Both he and AOC are looking at higher office.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2026 08:36 AM (oUMhY)

158 My first cheeseburger was indeed at McDonald's drive thru. So the disaster was contained to the back seat.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 08:36 AM (RIvkX)

159
Australian's New Athletic Technique Overwhelms Competitors in China!

https://tinyurl.com/353zcabw


The Aussies expected to use in the upcoming Olympics!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 18, 2026 08:37 AM (iJfKG)

160 Comedy gold would be Talarico given a tour of a packing house and taken out to the kill floor. Extra points if he gets to witness a Kosher kill.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 18, 2026 08:37 AM (gm9Sb)

161 Is a cheeseburger kosher if the meat’s not cooked? Asking for a friend.
— Chuck Schumer

Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 08:37 AM (77rzZ)

162 I have bad news,
The Democratic National Committee racked up two of its biggest grassroots fundraising months in a midterm cycle this summer, bringing in more than $14 million combined in July and August.

And, I have good news,
But the DNC’s strength with small-dollar donors doesn’t close the gaping hole in the party committee’s bank account, especially when compared to the Republican National Committee. As of July, the DNC had $16 million in cash on hand, but $18 million in debts. The RNC ended July with more than $130 million in cash.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 08:38 AM (Gj7Fw)

163 Where's Mitch?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 18, 2026 08:38 AM (5C90x)

164 What’s the Hebrew word for douchebag? I’d like to call Schumer that just so he can look it up. Ponce.

Posted by: That Guy at September 18, 2026 08:38 AM (3KiOA)

165 OMG, he actually did add his name!!!!
Magnificent b@stard!

https://www.usip.org/

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 08:39 AM (rOKnE)

166 Thank you to my friends here. You guys are awesome and it really is appreciated.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 08:39 AM (n9/RG)

167 Maxine is working in Congress and continuing to make an ass of herself. She was screaming at Bessent the other day "reclaim my time". She ain't dead , but she might be animatronic

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2026 08:39 AM (oUMhY)

168 >> You will be secure, because there is hope; you will look about you and take your rest in safety.

Job 11:18

Posted by: Marcus T at September 18, 2026 08:41 AM (1YJqW)

169 ...

Prayers ascending for Brit Lass, you, and good outcomes.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 08:41 AM (u82oZ)

170 Smell the Glove, I thought that was Pressley doing the screaming?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 08:41 AM (+fpfy)

171 >>WBLS

"You dropped a bomb on me, baby. . . "

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 08:42 AM (rOKnE)

172 157 AOC was in my city earlier this year with my Congress critter Pat Ryan. He's on MSNOW all the time bitching at Trump. He's a West Pointer who served two tours in Iraq, which he mentions at the drop of a hat. Both he and AOC are looking at higher office.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2026 08:36 AM (oUMhY)

How can you tell if someone went to West Point, Harvard, A&M, UCLA, Duke, or prison?

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 18, 2026 08:42 AM (/+uur)

173 Smell the Glove, I thought that was Pressley doing the screaming?
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 08:41 AM (+fpfy)



She was. She's an obnoxious bitch, for sure.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 08:42 AM (ccf/V)

174 Why Egypt won’t touch Yemen - I read up some background on that once since a) inhibiting traffic through the Suez truly does cost them a lot of money, and b) by the numbers, they have one of the largest military forces in the region.

The reason - in the 60’s, Leader Nasser decided that Yemen was weak and that Egypt needed to expand its influence, so he ordered his clearly superior army to invade Yemen. What followed was called “Nasser’s Vietnam”, in which the mighty Egyptian army got its ass kicked. Many military careers were destroyed, Nasser fell from power later in the decade.

The Egyptian military is still scared to death of engaging with Yemen and will never go back, much like America would never fight another ground war in Vietnam.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2026 08:43 AM (sTKQb)

175 @170 Ben Had, she was screaming also. I sense a theme

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2026 08:43 AM (oUMhY)

176 Smell the Glove, I thought that was Pressley doing the screaming?
Posted by: Ben Had

Both did.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 08:43 AM (HinvH)

177 It was both Maxine and Ayanna Pressley.

Maxine was ranting about starving children in Cuba, and saying the Treasury should feed them. Very confusing.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 08:44 AM (Gj7Fw)

178 170 No, it was Maxine, screaming like she didn't get the right chicken nugget sauce.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 18, 2026 08:44 AM (gm9Sb)

179
Where's Maxine?
Posted by: I gotta ask at September 18, 2026 08:31 AM (2Ez/1)



A quick search.......


Congresswoman Maxine Waters has been "receiving specialized care" at a California memory facility for nearly four months, according to sources familiar with her "declining cognitive condition," raising serious questions about who has been "voting in her name" and "making statements to the press"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 08:44 AM (ccf/V)

180 May God be with you all this day and always. May your paths be straight, narrow and level. May He smile upon you, comfort you, heal you and nurture your soul. All that is good, all that is right, all that is just comes from our Lord, God and Savior in Heaven. Praise His holy name.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 18, 2026 08:44 AM (1YJqW)

181 "Biden Cocktail"? Where do people come up with this crap? I'm sharp as a tack, ready to swim nekkid in front of female SS agents and shower with nubile, young relatives. Or your relatives, Fat!

Posted by: Joe, Champing At The Bit at September 18, 2026 08:45 AM (Fn+3X)

182 What’s the Hebrew word for douchebag? I’d like to call Schumer that just so he can look it up. Ponce.
Posted by: That Guy at September 18, 2026 08:38 AM (3KiOA)
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There are so many but I will BD give the best ones.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 08:45 AM (RIvkX)

183 @174 Tom Servo, Nasser during that war, from 64-67 used poison gas against the Yemenis. His loss was further evidence that even big Islamic armies can't fight for shit

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2026 08:45 AM (oUMhY)

184 raising serious questions about who has been "voting in her name" and "making statements to the press"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 08:44 AM (ccf/V)

my guess is there are about 4 Million "voting in her name" in the next Presidential Election

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 18, 2026 08:45 AM (/+uur)

185 It's been rumored here in KY that he suffered a massive stroke and, as you said, he's unable to speak.

He's on camera 'speaking'. He doesn't know what he's saying but his vocal chords work.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2026 08:46 AM (ExV1e)

186 But first coffee.

Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2026 08:47 AM (LHPAg)

187 Marcus T

Thank you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 08:47 AM (u82oZ)

188 He's on camera 'speaking'. He doesn't know what he's saying but his vocal chords work.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2026 08:46 AM (ExV1e)
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Did he respond to questions?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 08:48 AM (RIvkX)

189 Federal judges in Minnesota tasked with deciding a flood of habeas petitions challenging the detention of immigrants swept up during President Donald Trump's Operation Metro Surge weren't working entirely on their own — behind the scenes, they were regularly consulting one another through running email threads and developing tools to quickly handle recurring legal questions.

If you need to line up and shoot about 20 people how many shooters per receivers do you need on the shooting end?

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 18, 2026 08:48 AM (/+uur)

190 Thank you all for telling me. I only saw the Pressley clip.

You are the best.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 08:49 AM (+fpfy)

191 The Trump administration has just made its most powerful move yet in the president’s long-running battle to ensure that the American government represents Americans.

It did so last week by proposing a rule that would require the Census Bureau to count only U.S. citizens and green card holders for apportionment purposes in the 2030 Census.

======================
Please Lord, let us win the next election and protect the changed Trump is making!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 08:49 AM (Gj7Fw)

192 Naming federal buildings...

Recall that the Kennedy Center was going/is going to have Trump's name on it too. There's been an ongoing fight with the KC board of directors, all leftists, about that. They voted to close the Center down. It's going to get renovated, it needs it, badly, and then re-open in a couple years, likely with Trump's name on it.

I presume Kennedy's name will remain. Who knows...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2026 08:50 AM (2Cry5)

193 You age quickly after strokes or mini strokes. My step dad did. Looks like Glitch did.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 08:50 AM (HinvH)

194 189 See the MG42 maschinegewehr.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 18, 2026 08:50 AM (gm9Sb)

195 NYC has weird politics, and so by extension does NYS.
But NYS is tempered some by suburban and upstate potential voters. I say "potential" because Turnout matters so much.

My call: Bruce Blakeman will beat Hochul because of unexpected increased Turnout.

If he does, AOC's Senate dreams will be collateral damage.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 18, 2026 08:50 AM (dtajH)

196 >>Abdul El-Sayed calls him "hilarious" and a "fellow Egyptian." Mehdi Hasan calls him a "good friend." But Bassem Youssef, known as "the Jon Stewart of the Arab world," is also an antisemitic conspiracy theorist who regaled Candace Owens with loony canards about Israel on her podcast.

Youssef asserted in the Jan. 29 interview that the 9/11 attacks were a "false flag" operation conducted by Israel. And he accused the Jewish state of fomenting other "false flag" attacks, including the Bondi Beach massacre in Australia, in which ISIS-inspired radicals murdered 15 people at a Hanukkah celebration on Dec. 14, 2025. . .

"I'm also really excited… you know Bassem Youssef, fellow Egyptian," said El-Sayed, who was born in Michigan to Egyptian immigrants. El-Sayed's mother worked for an Islamic nonprofit that was sanctioned for raising money for al Qaeda.

"He's hilarious," El-Sayed said of Youssef.


So. . . America deserved 9/11 but the dirty Joos did it?
Just leave, all of you, go back to Egypt, etc...

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 08:51 AM (rOKnE)

197 He's on camera 'speaking'. He doesn't know what he's saying but his vocal chords work.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2026 08:46 AM (ExV1e)
====

*Looks at ceiling. Whistles.*

Posted by: Deputy Fuhrer Melakon at September 18, 2026 08:51 AM (SgdqL)

198 It's a Trap!!!!!

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 08:52 AM (fcCLB)

199 Thanks salty! Hope you are doing well.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 08:52 AM (n9/RG)

200
So. . . America deserved 9/11 but the dirty Joos did it?
Just leave, all of you, go back to Egypt, etc...

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 08:51 AM (rOKnE)



They are here to take over and destroy. We're just not taking them at their word and putting them in positions of power.


And importing votes so they have a super majority in each town they spread to.


Know islham, no peace.

No islham, know peace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 08:53 AM (ccf/V)

201 It's also,
Rice Krispie Treat Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2026 08:53 AM (NpAcC)

202 If you need to line up and shoot about 20 people how many shooters per receivers do you need on the shooting end?
Posted by: r hennigantx


One with a FRT and a 60 round magazine.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2026 08:54 AM (ohcCe)

203 Is Cheez Whiz food at all? Or is it a variation on expanding foam insulation in a can? Or Fix-A-Flat?

Posted by: Cheez It, The Cops! at September 18, 2026 08:54 AM (Fn+3X)

204 He's on camera 'speaking'. He doesn't know what he's saying but his vocal chords work.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2026 08:46 AM (ExV1e)
====

Before the courts got involved, it was pure joy to listen to the local NPR outlet have to say "Trump-Kennedy Center" in its promos.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 18, 2026 08:54 AM (SgdqL)

205 >>behind the scenes, they were regularly consulting one another through running email threads and developing tools to quickly handle recurring legal questions.


How is that not judicial insurrection?
Impeach all of them right now, then investigate to see what they can be charged with.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 08:54 AM (rOKnE)

206 My call: Bruce Blakeman will beat Hochul because of unexpected increased Turnout.

If he does, AOC's Senate dreams will be collateral damage.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 18, 2026 08:50 AM (dtajH)



Nah. He's not sexy enough for Republicans to come out and vote. I mean, 60% stayed home and let Mamcommie take NYC. It will be blasting the call to prayer 5 times a day before he's done.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 08:54 AM (ccf/V)

207 Arkansas Democrat Senate nominee Hallie Shoffner vowed to "redirect" the "considerable resources of the federal government" away from "punishment" and toward "treatment and compassion" as part of a push to spend taxpayer money "in an equitable fashion," video footage reviewed by the Washington Free Beacon shows.
===================
I hope and pray Arkansans will reject this creepy bitch by big numbers.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 08:55 AM (Gj7Fw)

208 Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 08:51 AM (rOKnE)

Lizzy what's your call on Sayed. Are they gonna let him lose or shove him in?

I keep saying he's the lynchpin of the particular op we are in but day by day it's looking less and less likely for him to win and more like he's just there to "change the conversation". The man is way too polished, too masculine and on brand, to have just materialized.

I still feel like he's headed to the Senate by hook or crook. But I don't know because there is so much mindfuckery. Just wondering what you think. Not a "prediction" as such but what you think.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 08:55 AM (n9/RG)

209 Whoops! Cut and paste fail!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 18, 2026 08:55 AM (SgdqL)

210 You will need to kill them before they kill you.

הבא להורגך השכם להורגו
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 18, 2026 08:05 AM


These terms are acceptable.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 08:55 AM (P6lWH)

211 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at September 18, 2026 08:56 AM (53oGX)

212 As an upstate NYer I'm voting for Blakeman. However the Dems have a supermajority in both the state Senate and the Assembly. They are getting further left as the DSA took a bunch of seats in both from NYC. They will be able to override any Blakeman veto.
If you think NY is bad , keep watching

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2026 08:56 AM (oUMhY)

213 201 It's also,
Rice Krispie Treat Day.
Posted by: redridinghood

Ugh, Snap, Crackle, Pop mixed with Elmer's Glue! Not on my watch!

Posted by: Julia Stepchild at September 18, 2026 08:57 AM (Fn+3X)

214 >>They are here to take over and destroy. We're just not taking them at their word and putting them in positions of power.



Yup.
I don't take the "comedian" at his world - this is so typical, like Iran's Ahmadinejad who used to both deny the Holocaust while then asserting Hitler should've completed the job.

All lies, all the time.

It figures this Youssef character is pals with Medhi Hasan. Cannot believe Biden gave him citizenship, he is malodorous jerk,

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 08:58 AM (rOKnE)

215 I hope and pray Arkansans will reject this creepy bitch by big numbers
----------------

I think when Democrats know a swat is a lost cause, they just throw in some crazy to please the base; like when they ran the transformer against Mitt Romney in Utah

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 18, 2026 08:58 AM (11i8f)

216 RNC Research-

Michigan Democrat William Lawrence calls to erase all debt but has no idea how it would work:

“We need a nationwide debt jubilee...a simple release of all debt...I don’t know the technical language but...a redistribution to the people who are indebted.”

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2026 08:58 AM (NpAcC)

217 Did he respond to questions?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 08:48 AM (RIvkX)


No, he 'voted' on something verbally while in a committee meeting. He had to be prompted as to the 'correct' way to vote but he spoke so he can speak.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2026 08:59 AM (ExV1e)

218 John Rocker was right about NYC. It cannot die fast enough.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 18, 2026 09:00 AM (ca8Qt)

219 We need a nationwide debt jubilee...a simple release of all debt.
-------

So theft

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 09:00 AM (n9/RG)

220 Cannot believe Biden gave him citizenship, he is malodorous jerk,
Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 08:58 AM (rOKnE)



Biden was just trying to fulfill the islhamic prophecy by destroying America from within allowing them to take over.

They're stupid enough to think they'll have a seat at the table when the takeover is complete.

They won't.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 09:00 AM (ccf/V)

221 Michigan Democrat William Lawrence calls to erase all debt but has no idea how it would work:

“We need a nationwide debt jubilee...a simple release of all debt...I don’t know the technical language but...a redistribution to the people who are indebted.”
Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2026 08:58 AM (NpAcC)




this is right up there with Owebama's 'Trillion Dollar Coin' idea........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 09:01 AM (ccf/V)

222 Some polling notes:
- many polls are showing no significant difference between likely voters and registered voters; some thing is broken
- 4 to 5 million illegals have left since 2024
- several million more voters have been removed from registrations
- pollsters appear to be using 2018 as a baseline*
- generic polling is widely ranging from +13 to +3 Dem
- Yet poll out of MN shows Rs tied or leading; indeed, every poll nearly everywhere is showing close races
- Rs have like a $1 billion cash advantage; and have just started spending (Dems have been spending all summer)
- watch where Trump goes and where he spends his money; some of it is just party service/building, some are feigns/overlapping media market; but some are where the real action is

*TX poll has the D win the Gov; has +38 D for independents! Beto was +3. LOL

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 18, 2026 09:01 AM (3cUTc)

223 Someone on X informed me that raising the Fed rate doesn't affect the debt and that I should stop spreading misinformation. I'm reminded of a quote by Reagan.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2026 09:01 AM (ExV1e)

224 219 We need a nationwide debt jubilee...a simple release of all debt.
-------

So theft
Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 09:00 AM (n9/RG)

Contracts Clause?
Sounds like white supremacy to me!

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 18, 2026 09:02 AM (ca8Qt)

225 Someone on X informed me that raising the Fed rate doesn't affect the debt and that I should stop spreading misinformation. I'm reminded of a quote by Reagan.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2026 09:01 AM (ExV1e)



I'm in the middle of attempting to sell my house. The real estate market just shit the bed with the announcement of the 1/4 point increase. Oh, it effects the debt......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 09:03 AM (ccf/V)

226 >>>Did he respond to questions?

Posted by: San Franpsycho

>wharrgarbl

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 18, 2026 09:03 AM (5C90x)

227
>wharrgarbl
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 18, 2026 09:03 AM (5C90x)



So, they got an attempted 'harrumph' outta that guy?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 09:03 AM (ccf/V)

228 He's a West Pointer who served two tours in Iraq, which he mentions at the drop of a hat. Both he and AOC are looking at higher office.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2026 08:36 AM


*channels inner Gunny Hartman*

You have dishonored yourself, and you have dishonored the Corps!!!!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 09:04 AM (P6lWH)

229 I just ignore the polls. Gas is expensive. The commies are revved up. And Republicans have failed to come up with a reason to vote for them. I think these misterns are going to be bloody as hell.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 18, 2026 09:04 AM (11i8f)

230
You have dishonored yourself, and you have dishonored the Corps!!!!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 09:04 AM (P6lWH)



It's "corpse."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 09:04 AM (ccf/V)

231 >>I keep saying he's the lynchpin of the particular op we are in but day by day it's looking less and less likely for him to win and more like he's just there to "change the conversation". The man is way too polished, too masculine and on brand, to have just materialized.


Did you know he used to have a podcast under Crooked Media, the Obama bro company that started with Pod Save America? He's been in the Obama inner circle for a while.

I have no clue if he can win. Just saw on X that CNN's Dana Bash reported a new poll out of Michigan that 45% of the electorate would not vote for a Muslim candidate, and the lefty Detroit News endorsed Rogers.
Amazing!

However, Rogers had the election stolen last time (votes counted after election day reversed his win), so similar shenanigans would not surprise. The Obama machine wants him.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 09:04 AM (rOKnE)

232 We need a nationwide debt jubilee...a simple release of all debt.

Of the public debt, ~70% is held domestically by the Federal Reserve, mutual funds, pension funds, and banks...

Wiping that out would fuck over a whole lot of people.

As for wiping out personal debt... what about those of us who've avoided it? Guess we're just suckers.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2026 09:05 AM (ExV1e)

233 Commerce Clause.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 09:06 AM (fcCLB)

234
As for wiping out personal debt... what about those of us who've avoided it? Guess we're just suckers.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2026 09:05 AM (ExV1e)



"Yep!"

- - - - - - - AWFL's at Neiman Marcus

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 09:06 AM (ccf/V)

235 It's "corpse."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 09:04 AM


*snort*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 09:07 AM (P6lWH)

236 Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 09:04 AM (rOKnE)


Didn't know that! This is why I ask you things. Many things making sense now.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 09:07 AM (n9/RG)

237 Haven't seen a single federal campaign sign in my part of NoVA. If the GOP is actually running anyone against Warner this fall, I don't know anything about it.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 18, 2026 09:07 AM (SgdqL)

238 >>>So, they got an attempted 'harrumph' outta that guy?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

>All of those years conferring with McCain taught him something.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 18, 2026 09:08 AM (5C90x)

239 Blurry today.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 09:08 AM (fcCLB)

240 Chakra Release before Debt Release!

Posted by: Owl Gore, Earth In The Lurch at September 18, 2026 09:08 AM (Fn+3X)

241 Guden Tag, all y'all!

Posted by: Count de Monet, Your Kraut Mick Commentater at September 18, 2026 09:08 AM (wVcYX)

242 He's a West Pointer who served two tours in Iraq, which he mentions at the drop of a hat.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2026 08:36 AM

I'm so sick of these office-seekers touting their former military service. You served, great. Now shut up about it if you're only using it to get votes.

Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 09:09 AM (77rzZ)

243 North Texas man who threatened to shoot and kill Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents online has been sentenced to 17 months in federal prison.

Robert Wilson King, 36, pleaded guilty on June 16 to transmitting an interstate threat. U.S. District Judge Brantley Starr sentenced him on September 16 to 17 months behind bars, followed by two years of supervised release, according to the U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Northern District of Texas.

Posted by: SMOD at September 18, 2026 09:10 AM (RHGPo)

244 Thinking of data centers capable of storing incomprehensible amounts of digital info it occurs to me that ten to the hundredth power, or 10^100 (a 1 followed by 100 zeroes ) is called a googol... Duh!

Has that been the plan all along and it was right there in front of us?

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at September 18, 2026 09:10 AM (I0N4X)

245
Macklemore???


Macklemore or Schmekelmore?


You decide!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 18, 2026 09:10 AM (iJfKG)

246 “I used to work campaigns, Hasan, and I have to tell you, if I was a strategist or a consultant or the political director on one of these campaigns, I would absolutely be telling my people to disavow you,” Sanders Townsend told Piker in an interview on her “Clock It” podcast, which she co-hosts with Eugene Daniels. “I really would, because we wanna win! We wanna win, and so, like, if you’re not gonna help people win, distance.”

Piker acknowledged the disagreement between them as Townsend continued, “I’ve elected people, though. You’ve never elected anybody.”…

Posted by: SMOD at September 18, 2026 09:10 AM (RHGPo)

247 Here in Arkansas, Cotton is in a very safe situation. The opposition is just burning up enough campaign money (out of state) to make it look real. Nobody can name who is running against Governor Sanders.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 18, 2026 09:11 AM (gm9Sb)

248 >>We need a nationwide debt jubilee...a simple release of all debt.


OK, stay with me: how about we have a nationwide tax holiday, where no one pays federal taxes for 2026?

Considering the fraud that the federal government has allowed previous tax payments wasted on, it seems only fair.

Anyone who has debt can put their withheld taxes for 2026 toward that -- and if you are not paying federal taxes, then I guess you're already getting a break.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 09:11 AM (rOKnE)

249 Exxon Eyes Venezuela Return Nearly Two Decades After Nationalization Exit

"What we need is not just signing papers, we need barrels."

Posted by: SMOD at September 18, 2026 09:12 AM (RHGPo)

250 Individual debt should never be easy to get or discharge, and absolutely not necessary to participate in the modern economy.

Sadly it's two of those. The wrong two, I would say.

Posted by: Brother Tim is tired at September 18, 2026 09:12 AM (OUMaO)

251 Mid-Trial, Jurors Were Thinking of Doing a Joint Press Conference on Postpartum Depression

Lindsay Clancy juror Paula Devlin:

"We thought, this is a real opportunity to get people talking. That's all we really thought." [Giggles]

Nothing about justice for the 3 children

Posted by: SMOD at September 18, 2026 09:13 AM (RHGPo)

252 Nobody can name who is running against Governor Sanders.

Nobody can name who is running against Abbott in Texas but they're gonna win by 183 points, by gosh.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2026 09:14 AM (ExV1e)

253 Lindsay Clancy juror Paula Devlin:

"We thought, this is a real opportunity to get people talking. That's all we really thought." [Giggles]

Nothing about justice for the 3 children
Posted by: SMOD at September 18, 2026 09:13 AM (RHGPo)



Those bitches are straight up evil. To. The. Core.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 09:14 AM (ccf/V)

254 Good idea. So every credit card purchase is free. Genius!

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 09:14 AM (n9/RG)

255
Nobody can name who is running against Abbott in Texas but they're gonna win by 183 points, by gosh.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2026 09:14 AM (ExV1e)



I looked it up and STILL don't know. It seems the D might be the lesbian former Dallas Police Chief whom Abbott has already dusted once and some independent I've never heard of.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 09:15 AM (ccf/V)

256 We watched as Trump Derangement Syndrome mutated into Ballroom Derangement Syndrome and Reflecting Pool Derangement Syndrome. We can now add Kennedy Center Derangement Syndrome to the DSM-5. Major media outlets are running with the story on Thursday that President Donald Trump was spotted on Air Force One holding a poster that "appears to read" "Kennedy Center DEMOLISHED."

Posted by: SMOD at September 18, 2026 09:16 AM (RHGPo)

257 ...Reverand Babs Miller, 83, a lesbian minister at the parish at St. Andrew’s Presbyterian Church.


Babs? Reverend Babs? YGTBKM

Posted by: Count de Monet, Your Kraut Mick Commentater at September 18, 2026 09:16 AM (wVcYX)

258 OK, stay with me: how about we have a nationwide tax holiday, where no one pays federal taxes for 2026?

Any year in which the United States is not in a declared war and the country runs a deficit, 10% of the members of Congress, chosen by lot, shall be executed.

Any year in which the United States is in a declared war, all spending in excess of revenue must be spent on the prosecution of that war.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2026 09:16 AM (ExV1e)

259 Islam's a political ideology the left can relate to. I think that's why they associate with the Islamists who're running for, or are already in office. They're like-minded from the political perspective.

The American left is just too stupid, or careless, to see that they themselves are expendable once the Islamists gain control of the national government here.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2026 09:16 AM (2Cry5)

260
Babs? Reverend Babs? YGTBKM
Posted by: Count de Monet, Your Kraut Mick Commentater at September 18, 2026 09:16 AM (wVcYX)



Presbyterian. So, not a real church.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 09:16 AM (ccf/V)

261 Krasner is like the evil villain Lex Luthor: gets the best education and is it for criminal purposes. POS

U. of Chicago, undergrad
Stanford Law

Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 18, 2026 09:17 AM (8O9+I)

262 Kamala Harris to Campaign for Abdul El-Sayed in MI
(Did the Rogers Campaign Invite Her?)

Posted by: SMOD at September 18, 2026 09:17 AM (RHGPo)

263

Also, through RESOLUTION NO. 161119, introduced December 2016, the City of Philadelphia has long upheld support for and protection of Muslim communities, condemning violence and hate speech targeted towards Muslims, affirming the religious pluralism of the United States, and urging Philadelphia residents to stand in solidarity with our American Muslim communities - and all other communities - for peace and justice.

As now do all of the collar counties and beyond.

PS - Philly is not the only PA "town" or county that has experience with Soros' DAs.
--
Good day 🤗

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 18, 2026 09:17 AM (NFX2v)

264 Good morning, all, and thanks, J.J.

From above, "SO why am I getting so exercised about Krasner and his ilk since El-Sayed and the Muslims will have us all under Sharia Law once they gain power."

To support your logic and concerns on both fronts:
👉 Broad + Liberty: Thom Nickels: How Pa’s Muslim population is reshaping its politics — and its governor, August 28, 2026

And Larry K. appears to be their guy.

AI: Krasner has frequently utilized a unified front with Muslim, Christian, and Jewish clergy to push back against federal intervention in the city. When the Trump administration threatened to deploy National Guard units or heavily expand Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) operations within democratic-led cities, Krasner aligned closely with local imams (such as Imam Kenneth Nuriddin of the Philadelphia Masjid) to denounce the actions as overreaching and safely shield immigrant and faith communities from federal crackdowns.

Continued -

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 18, 2026 09:18 AM (NFX2v)

265 Amid rising political tensions and localized incidents—such as the federal arson indictment involving the Northeast Philadelphia Islamic Center—Krasner’s office has campaigned intensely for stronger protections. In mid-2026, Krasner released a comprehensive report calling for immediate state legislative reform to expand Pennsylvania's narrow hate-crime statutes, aiming to better identify, document, and prosecute bias-motivated crimes targeting religious and minority groups.

A central tenet of Krasner's intervention strategy has been bypassing traditional policing to invest directly in neighborhood-level infrastructure. His office utilizes violence prevention microgrants (reallocated from civil asset forfeiture funds) to back community organizations. This includes funding grassroots and faith-adjacent groups in heavy Muslim corridors like Germantown and West Philadelphia (such as the Men of Courage gardening/mentorship initiative and the DATA CoLab pilot) to tackle gun violence and provide restorative justice alternatives for young adults.

Krasner’s economic crime interventions have also directly targeted exploitation within local sub-communities.

Continued -

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 18, 2026 09:18 AM (NFX2v)

266 Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 18, 2026 09:04 AM (11i8f)

I'm have a reason not to vote for them. They support open borders, endorse no jail,/no bail and have supported people saying Trump voters should be put in. camps. I know the news is completely biased, but if I can find out really unpleasant things about Democrats ( and before X) when Obama was running, so can others now as well.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2026 09:18 AM (JrHfD)

267 Guden Tag, all y'all!
Posted by: Count de Monet


********

Guten Morgen. Und wwie geht's ihnen heute?

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at September 18, 2026 09:18 AM (I0N4X)

268 Also, through RESOLUTION NO. 161119, introduced December 2016, the City of Philadelphia has long upheld support for and protection of Muslim communities, condemning violence and hate speech targeted towards Muslims, affirming the religious pluralism of the United States, and urging Philadelphia residents to stand in solidarity with our American Muslim communities - and all other communities - for peace and justice.


Where are the laws protecting everyone else from the muslhams?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 09:18 AM (ccf/V)

269 Presbyterian. So, not a real church.
Posted by: Sponge

It is sad what's happened to the church I was baptized into.

Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 09:19 AM (77rzZ)

270 I used to have a different nic

A good start. But add 50% of Congressional Staff, with the top legislative staffer getting a 75% bonus for selection.

The staff level is also out of control.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 09:19 AM (u82oZ)

271 Arkansas Democrat Senate nominee Hallie Shoffner vowed to "redirect" the "considerable resources of the federal government" away from "punishment" and toward "treatment and compassion" as part of a push to spend taxpayer money "in an equitable fashion," video footage reviewed by the Washington Free Beacon shows.

The core problem was have with crime is the 1% who can and will consistently commit violent acts can only be stopped by execution or imprisonment.

We've had an explosion of crime because we've stopped imprisoning them and you constantly see stories of some outrage or other committed by a 20-something with more convictions then years on this earth who was free to murder, rob, and rape...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 09:19 AM (sKqQm)

272 Sorry, a** backwards. 🤷‍♀️

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 18, 2026 09:19 AM (NFX2v)

273 Thursday: AI takeover is just a silly boogeyman.

Friday: The Muslims are gonna take over and enact Sharia Law on everyone!

Posted by: Interesting at September 18, 2026 09:19 AM (J4N5R)

274 The American left is just too stupid, or careless, to see that they themselves are expendable once the Islamists gain control of the national government here.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

It'll be different this time!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 09:19 AM (HinvH)

275 I'm so sick of these office-seekers touting their former military service. You served, great. Now shut up about it if you're only using it to get votes.
Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 09:09 AM


Obligatory:

You know who else honorably served his country in wartime?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 09:19 AM (P6lWH)

276 Where are the laws protecting everyone else from the muslhams?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

2nd Amendment. And the US Marine Corps.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 09:20 AM (u82oZ)

277 Friday: The Muslims are gonna take over and enact Sharia Law on everyone!
Posted by: Interesting at September 18, 2026 09:19 AM (J4N5R)



Gonna is a strong word. We still have weapons.

But you're stupid, really stupid, if you don't think they're trying to.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 09:20 AM (ccf/V)

278 253 Lindsay Clancy juror Paula Devlin:

"We thought, this is a real opportunity to get people talking. That's all we really thought." [Giggles]

Nothing about justice for the 3 children
Posted by: SMOD at September 18, 2026 09:13 AM (RHGPo)


Those bitches are straight up evil. To. The. Core.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 09:14 AM (ccf/V)

The evil is banal. These are all abortion on demand anytime in the pregnancy chicks. You know they are. Once you've signed off on abortion at nine months, infanticide, and euthanizing toddlers etc really is not a stretch.

What's notable is the hubris. These nobodies think everyone else has a lot to learn. From them.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 18, 2026 09:21 AM (ca8Qt)

279 He’d probably easily win re-election . If the people of Philly like having no law enforcement who am I to stop them?

Posted by: Whatevs at September 18, 2026 09:21 AM (Bl+DZ)

280 You know who else honorably served his country in wartime?

Richard Nixon?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2026 09:21 AM (ExV1e)

281 I know the news is completely biased, but if I can find out really unpleasant things about Democrats ( and before X) when Obama was running, so can others now as well.

One of the most amusing things about living in a blue area is that while I know some leftwing High Information Voters that are essentially evil and want evil things, I know way more leftwing LIVs that have NO idea what the people they vote for support and plan to do.

In fact it is not at all unusual for some candidate they like to get elected, implement their crazy leftwing crap, and see these LIVs complaining about it only to...vote for the same person again. Because their opponent, usually some left of center Republican, is "like a literal NAZI n'stuff"

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 09:21 AM (sKqQm)

282 2nd Amendment. And the US Marine Corps.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 09:20 AM (u82oZ)



It's currently not stopping the spreading disease. The penalty is much harsher should a muslham get shot then the muslham doing the shooting.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 09:22 AM (ccf/V)

283 >>Any year in which the United States is not in a declared war and the country runs a deficit, 10% of the members of Congress, chosen by lot, shall be executed. . .


Yeah, I was kidding.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 09:22 AM (rOKnE)

284 Guten Morgen. Und wwie geht's ihnen heute?
Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at September 18, 2026 09:18 AM (I0N4X)

Tag / Morgen, whatever it takes. Kann mich nicht beschweren.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Your Kraut Mick Commentater, Now With Google Translate at September 18, 2026 09:22 AM (wVcYX)

285 Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 09:19 AM (77rzZ

You could try services at the PCA ( Presbyterian Church in America ) as opposed to PCUSA to there's one near you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2026 09:22 AM (JrHfD)

286 In fact it is not at all unusual for some candidate they like to get elected, implement their crazy leftwing crap, and see these LIVs complaining about it only to...vote for the same person again. Because their opponent, usually some left of center Republican, is "like a literal NAZI n'stuff"



No way that ever happens.

Posted by: Seattle Voters at September 18, 2026 09:23 AM (Bl+DZ)

287 I used to have a different nic

Nixon used his poker winning in WWII to fund his first campaign.

What happened to those skills when he was President?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 09:23 AM (u82oZ)

288 These are all abortion on demand anytime in the pregnancy chicks.

Maybe so but this particular issue stems from the mindset that "no woman can ever be wrong" that SOME women have. Not all women, some women. Don't @ me.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2026 09:23 AM (ExV1e)

289 Thursday: AI takeover is just a silly boogeyman.

Friday: The Muslims are gonna take over and enact Sharia Law on everyone!

Posted by: Interesting at September 18, 2026 09:19 AM (J4N5R)

One of those things has happened thousands of times in history, and the other zero.

Interesting.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 09:23 AM (n9/RG)

290 He’d probably easily win re-election . If the people of Philly like having no law enforcement who am I to stop them?

I'm going to guess the majority of votes counted in Philly were not cast by an individual US citizen eligible to vote there and that this has been the case for decade.

I actually did a precinct by precinct review in 2004. And there were so many that were 100% for Kerry. Of course no votes for Shrub, but none for the libertarians, the greens, or hell the free drugs party either?!?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 09:24 AM (sKqQm)

291 Obligatory:

You know who else honorably served his country in wartime?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Actually, it wasn't his country at the time. Schikelbgruber was an Austrian citizen. But, since he hated Austria-Hungary, he slipped over the border to Bavaria and enlisted there.

Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 09:24 AM (77rzZ)

292 One of those things has happened thousands of times in history, and the other zero.

Interesting.
Posted by: ...


Real Sharia hasn't been tried yet, H8R!

Posted by: NR Pax at September 18, 2026 09:24 AM (BpO1e)

293 Presbyterian. So, not a real church.
Posted by: Sponge

It is sad what's happened to the church I was baptized into.
Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 09:19 AM


There's a little church down the road in Chantilly...just sayin'.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 09:24 AM (P6lWH)

294 Actually, it wasn't his country at the time. Schikelbgruber was an Austrian citizen. But, since he hated Austria-Hungary, he slipped over the border to Bavaria and enlisted there.
Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 09:24 AM


Your point is valid.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 09:25 AM (P6lWH)

295 Your friendly reminder: illegal immigration is only bad if military aged men do it. If anyone else does it, illegal immigration is wonderful.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 18, 2026 09:25 AM (WB/3O)

296 Thursday: AI takeover is just a silly boogeyman.

Friday: The Muslims are gonna take over and enact Sharia Law on everyone!
—-

Gee I wonder if 1000 years history of Muslims taking over areas they arrive in has anything to do with that fear.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Orttez at September 18, 2026 09:25 AM (Bl+DZ)

297 There's a little church down the road in Chantilly...just sayin'.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 09:24 AM (P6lWH)




https://youtu.be/s6yz9TRDyiY?t=14

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 09:25 AM (ccf/V)

298 Happy 79th to the United States Air Force.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 18, 2026 09:25 AM (WB/3O)

299 You could try services at the PCA ( Presbyterian Church in America ) as opposed to PCUSA to there's one near you.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Thanks, Fen. I'll try that.

I need to get back in the habit of regular church attendance. It's a hard habit to get back into once you break it.

Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 09:26 AM (77rzZ)

300
I'm going to guess the majority of votes counted in Philly were not cast by an individual US citizen eligible to vote there and that this has been the case for decade
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Kinda odd how the places that rank dead last in every other metric of civic engagement turn out 100%+ for elections.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 18, 2026 09:26 AM (mPEBE)

301 OMFG, what is wrong with Lefty women?!

@LangmanVince
Lindsay Clancy has been punished enough because "She's lost her children"

Seriously, is there anything worse on planet Earth than a liberal white woman?


Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 09:26 AM (rOKnE)

302 The fear about Skynet seems odd.

The most likely negative impact of AI is an increase in unemployment since it will be able to get fewer people get more work done faster (for many but not all things)

And I can see variants of the grey goo problem.

But a sentient, malevolent AI killing people? Come on. We use AI in two separate ways, the real world LLM way where it is basically a much better google algorithm and the Sci Fi way where a computer can think like a human.

The latter doesn't exist and is likely impossible.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 09:27 AM (sKqQm)

303 OMFG, what is wrong with Lefty women?!

@LangmanVince
Lindsay Clancy has been punished enough because "She's lost her children"

Seriously, is there anything worse on planet Earth than a liberal white woman?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 09:26 AM (rOKnE)



Trump broke the left. They're certifiable.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 09:27 AM (ccf/V)

304 Seriously, is there anything worse on planet Earth than a liberal white woman?

-

2 liberal white women

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Orttez at September 18, 2026 09:27 AM (Bl+DZ)

305 Krasner is like the evil villain Lex Luthor: gets the best education and is it for criminal purposes. POS

U. of Chicago, undergrad
Stanford Law
Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 18, 2026 09:17 AM (8O9+I)
===================
Future Inmate.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 09:28 AM (DJGRv)

306 https://youtu.be/s6yz9TRDyiY?t=14
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 09:25 AM


Didn't even have to click on that one.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 09:28 AM (P6lWH)

307 Nixon used his poker winning in WWII to fund his first campaign.

What happened to those skills when he was President?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 09:23 AM (u82oZ)


The Chinese whipped his ass!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2026 09:28 AM (k5CNB)

308
Didn't even have to click on that one.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 09:28 AM (P6lWH)



The open door was obvious in direction.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 09:28 AM (ccf/V)

309 AI fear is a CCP op. It’s so fucking obvious.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Orttez at September 18, 2026 09:28 AM (Bl+DZ)

310 this is right up there with Owebama's 'Trillion Dollar Coin' idea........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 09:01 AM (ccf/V)
******
It's worse than that. he doesn't have answers on how he's going to do it. He just thinks that we can wipe out mortgage debt, student loan debt, credit card debt, etc. etc..
I wish I could link the video, but X doesn't allow it anymore

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2026 09:28 AM (NpAcC)

311 268. Where are the laws protecting everyone else from the muslhams?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Say what?!

This & similar groups in other PA counties is what's being put into place:

The Delaware County Human Relations Commission (HRC) was established via a county council resolution and subsequent December 2025 ordinance to locally mediate and address discrimination claims.

Expanded Sectors: The HRC has jurisdiction over four key public and private domains: housing, employment, public accommodations, and healthcare.

Protected Classes: The scope covers over two dozen protected statuses, including race, color, religion, national origin, sex, gender identity or expression, sexual orientation, disability, age, veteran status, and source of income.
---
A big board (13) of "volunteer members" with the ability to impose fines and make referrals is what we're getting.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 18, 2026 09:28 AM (NFX2v)

312 In fact it is not at all unusual for some candidate they like to get elected, implement their crazy leftwing crap, and see these LIVs complaining about it only to...vote for the same person again. Because their opponent, usually some left of center Republican, is "like a literal NAZI n'stuff"
------------------

Or as I put it, "Sure the Republican would deliver better policies, but he might take the gay pron out of the school library and we can't take that risk."

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 18, 2026 09:29 AM (mPEBE)

313 The latter doesn't exist and is likely impossible.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 09:27 AM


And if Millennials and Gen Z are programing it, SkyNet will never become self-aware.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 09:29 AM (P6lWH)

314 Your friendly reminder: illegal immigration is only bad if military aged men do it. If anyone else does it, illegal immigration is wonderful.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 18, 2026 09:25 AM (WB/3O)


Imagine a caravan of hot young Asian chicks.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2026 09:29 AM (ExV1e)

315 explaining how immigration controls are immoral, and that future generations will be embarrassed by the past existence of borders.
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I don't give a shit about future generations and only those who seek to enslave us today in their maze of horrors bring up such trite bullshit.

My morality isn't guided by some mystical future peoples but what was laid down over the past 5,000 years by Christ and His prophets.
All other systems of morality are demonic abominations.

If I told you a future peoples would demand that we kill all genetic and mental defectives, or say, all Indians, you'd see me for the monster that I am.
Telling me my morals today must be based on some future mores is exactly that, just by degree.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 18, 2026 09:29 AM (3cUTc)

316 Seriously, is there anything worse on planet Earth than a liberal white woman?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 09:26 AM (rOKnE)

I would like to decline this question.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 09:29 AM (vE0+H)

317 There's a little church down the road in Chantilly...just sayin'.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 09:24 AM (P6lWH)

That'll be a beautiful church once they complete all the renovations. I might visit there once they're done.

I assume, that, as a non-Orthodox, I would not be permitted to take Communion. Correct?

Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 09:30 AM (77rzZ)

318 Kinda odd how the places that rank dead last in every other metric of civic engagement turn out 100%+ for elections.

I saw an interview with an older Philly hooker from a few years ago. She said that Philly has always been a shady, crime filled place, but there was a certain method to the crime so yeah you could get your drugs, your sex, or whatever other illicit stuff you wanted, but you wouldn't get stabbed for no reason and there was a sense of community and all that's changed.

My guess is what she was seeing is a move from the old style Democrat/Mob politics that Northeastern cities used to have to the newer Democrat/Illegal alien gang politics that now rule them.

And yes I do watch some odd stuff.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 09:30 AM (sKqQm)

319 "Lindsay Clancy has been punished enough because "She's lost her children""

A new version of the classic definition of chutzpah.

The parent killer asking the judge for leniency because he's an ophan.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 18, 2026 09:30 AM (dtajH)

320 It was a very short road from "kids should get sex changes" to "kids should get murdered."

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 18, 2026 09:30 AM (mPEBE)

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