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The Morning Report — 8/ 25 /26
Good morning kids. Well let's start off with some encouraging if not actual good news for a change. First up, we go to the immigration front which President Trump has been a stalwart champion on.
The Trump administration is preparing to revoke the business and tourism visas of up to 200,000 foreigners who have applied for or are currently seeking asylum status in the United States. If it happens, the move would be the largest single mass revocation of visas in U.S. history and would likely face legal challenges.Next, we have election fraud which beyond any reasonable doubt denied him victory in 2020, and so it brings us to this rather shocking in a good way development out of the Supreme Court, a court that back when wreckage cleared from that disaster merely poked at the ruins instead of its duty in defending the nation.
The states sued too early. The states and DC’s claims are way too speculative . . . The Supreme Court has paused a lower court’s ruling that blocked parts of President Donald Trump’s executive order limiting mail-in ballots with a 6-3 vote. This ruling does not have anything to do with the new USPS mail-ballot rules. Another injunction still blocks those rules. The majority agreed that the administration will likely “succeed on the merits of its jurisdictional argument, that the injunction is causing it irreparable harm, and that the equities do not favor leaving the injunction in place while the Government’s appeal is pending.”Obviously mail-in ballots go hand-in-hand with open borders insofar as greasing the wheels as it were of Democrats' patented election-rigging. You don't necessarily need millions of illegal alien wetbacks to actually cast physical ballots when your flunkies control the voter rolls and election process beginning to end, along with a postal service that will deliver ballots to anyone anywhere. And so, we'll just have to wait and see how all this plays out as the midterms draw nearer. On top of all that, there's this all-too-delicious to contemplate story.
President Donald J. Trump appeared to confirm on Sunday that federal immigration authorities are examining Representative Ilhan Omar‘s (D-MN) immigration history, sharing a report on Truth Social about U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) refusing to release records related to its investigation into her by citing a federal exemption for materials that could interfere with active enforcement proceedings... The FOIA request rejection will intensify public scrutiny of Omar and raise fresh questions about whether the Trump administration is potentially pursuing immigration enforcement action against a sitting member of Congress.This evil grifting slag and her entire brood of mutants deserve immediate ejection from this country whom they hate with every fiber of their being. That they were even allowed entry and citizenship in the first place is a stain on our heritage and history, given the repulsive and criminal deception she engaged in to gain the tremendous privilege of American citizenship in the first place. Sadly, the odds of her and her brood being given the boot are slim and none given her pigmentation, Islamic background and of course her all important status as a Democrat. Still, perhaps the exposure this garners will at least in some small way have a salutary effect. Who knows, perhaps that may even be happening beneath the surface.
Something fascinating is going on below the surface: Black voters are loudly rejecting socialism. . . The trouble is that DSA acolytes tend to be lily-white and overeducated. A 2021 survey found that 85% were white and 80% had college degrees. Those demographics don’t work in most districts.. . Meanwhile, between 2020 and 2025, the number of black voters who identify with the Democratic Party has dropped by 10 points. For years, they were the Dems’ most reliable voting bloc; now they’re walking away. Black voters are voting with their feet.So, yes it's all well and good to go after Bro-Fo Omar, but given the fact that CAIR aids and abets in global terrorism including that which kills Americans both abroad and at home, that they still not only exist but are influencing our politics is blood-boiling beyond belief. If anything needs dismantling it's CAIR.
CAIR, which was designated an unindicted coconspirator of a Hamas front group in 2008, has sought to distance itself from the Unity & Justice Fund and claims that it neither created nor funded the super PAC. "CAIR has never donated any funds to any political campaigns, PACS, or SuperPACS, nor has CAIR established any PACS, nor has CAIR ever endorsed any candidates," said CAIR deputy executive director Edward Mitchell. "Doing so would be illegal." That is true by a narrow legal definition. But CAIR two years ago openly created CAIR Action, which immediately established the Unity & Justice Fund. CAIR and CAIR Action share board members and have shared the same street address in the past.Death to CAIR... Have a good day,
- ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY
- The FOIA request rejection will intensify public scrutiny of Omar and raise fresh questions about whether the Trump administration is potentially pursuing immigration enforcement action against a sitting member of Congress.
Trump Signals There is an Active ICE Probe Into BRO-FO Omar.
- The Democrats’ ‘Decoy Dan’ plot to oust Sen. Dan Sullivan would be hilarious if it weren’t actually happening.
The Senate Race In Alaska Is What A Rigged Election Looks Like
- I believe that, as long as Trump remains alive, we will eventually see a revelation of serious Chinese involvement in our nation's various institutions: political, educational, and everything else we can think of. The communists are everywhere. Be ready.
Tinfoil Tuesday: Which Politicians AREN'T Chinese Assets?
- CIVIL WAR 2.0, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION
- The sadistic Left will kill you - and laugh about it.
American Hamas
- The DSA is now a terrifying force that's ready to overthrow the government along with civilization in general.
Who Is Behind The Rapid Rise Of The DSA?
- The choice between MAGA and DSA.
Restore or Destroy America?
- Identity politics blunts people’s ability to think independently about the myriad issues facing them, leading to contradictory and self-harming viewpoints.
Who Benefits From America’s Political Bundles? "DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST/GLOBALIST BORDER BLOODBATH," AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY - If it happens, the move would be the largest single mass revocation of visas in U.S. history and would likely face legal challenges. (Ignore the courts and eject the invaders! - jjs)
U.S. Set for Largest Mass Visa Revocation in History Targeting Up to 200,000 Foreigners, Officials Say
- “Of those arrested, almost 400 illegal immigrants had criminal convictions or pending criminal charges, including a Salvadoran national wanted in Richmond, Virginia, on a murder warrant.”
ICE Arrests 1,328 Illegal Aliens in DC, Virginia, Maryland in 14 Days
- As long as commercial surrogacy remains available to citizens of adversarial countries, American citizenship can still be acquired through U.S. wombs.
Chinese Social Media Chatter Indicates Trump’s Birth Tourism Crackdown Is Starting To Work
- DHS’ proposed $100,000 fee on international students who want to work in the U.S. after graduation would undermine a merit-based immigration system.
The Wrong Way to Reform Student Visas
- If borders don’t matter, why have them?
Let ‘Em All In? THE IRAN CONFLICT, MOU/"PEACE DEAL" (aftermath??) - “Those who tether themselves to the Iranian regime should expect to share in the isolation of a withering regime.”
Bessent announces ‘Operation Economic Outcast’ to isolate Iran, warns regime's partners of sanctions
- Combined with the US military’s growing success in covertly moving oil out of the Strait of Hormuz, President Trump will edge one step closer to checkmate against Iran’s Revolutionary Guard when he gives the green light to drop the hammer on nations that ignore America’s final warning.
Operation Economic Outcast is a recipe for success against Iran
- . . .an alleged plot that had reportedly been known to Israel’s security establishment and barred from publication for months.
Israeli PM Netanyahu Reveals Iran Tried to ‘Murder’ One of His Sons
- IRGC-affiliated TV channel: “Where and how should we kill Barron Trump?”
Iran Calls for Barron Trump’s Assassination, Offers a $10 Million “Bounty”
- Life in occupied Iran.
Fear and Trembling in Tehran ISRAEL vs IRAN & GAZA/HAMAS, HEZBOLLAH . . . AND LEFTISTS. . . The U.N... AND HISTORY - West Bank schools have incorporated the celebration of Oct 7 across their curricula, ramping up Palestinian schools’ longtime practice of demonizing Jews and Israel
'Open Your Door, We Are Death': Palestinian Authority Schools Glorify Oct 7 in Disturbing New Footage as West Bank Government Angles for Power in Gaza THE GREAT SOMALIAN SIMOLEON SWINDLE - “As Feeding Our Future was breaking and all of the fraud that was being talked about, the absent voice that I was noticing was Senator Klobuchar.”
Klobuchar Ignored Minnesota Fraud in 1,000 Press Releases
- One Health Partners paid El-Sayed more than $80,000 in the past year for work he described as supporting 'patients with limited healthcare access'
Abdul El-Sayed Doubles as Consultant for Health Nonprofit Led by 'Scam Artist' Accused of 'Exploiting Medicare' DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE COURTS, WASTE/FRAUD/ABUSE - ‘Nominating a qualified Census Bureau director at this crucial time is an integral part of ensuring that the 2030 Census accurately fulfills its constitutional purpose.’
Exclusive: 142 State Lawmakers Urge Trump To Appoint Census Director To Ensure ‘Accurate’ 2030 Citizen Count
- Where's the beef?
How Washington Ruined The American Hamburger
- As typhus hits Los Angeles, wildfires incinerate our cities, and our water infrastructure deteriorates, our state legislators more about gene-edited pets.
California Lawmakers Chase Unicorns While Real Crises Mount
- Communists and special interests are running the state into the ground, and normal people are too weak and disheartened to fight back.
Californians Are Prepared To Run Their State Into The Ground FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH - 'We agree,' Post managers wrote, praising 'her cat Artemis.'
Black Users More Likely To Share Social Media Content, Fired Washington Post Columnist Wrote in Performance Self-Evaluation* * * * * - Higher electricity costs are the #1 concern about data centers.
Americans Fear Higher Costs, Strains On Electricity Grid, From Data Centers: I&I/TIPP Poll
- According to an Annenberg Public Policy Center survey last month, 61% of Americans now oppose construction of a new data center in their area, up from 49% in March.
Growing Opposition to Data Centers Halts Projects Nationwide, May Impact Midterms
- Our new research provides the first quasi-experimental evidence that they do.
Do Flock Cameras Actually Work?
- What will happen to the people whose livelihoods are jeopardized?
What Bank ATMs Teach Us About AI WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM - Two white liberal NY women arrested in 3 months over Islamic terrorism.
How Cathy and Jessie Became Muslim Terrorists
- Say no to parallel legal systems and government funded religious plumbing, for Islam or anyone else.
Faith Is Free. A Second Legal System Isn’t.
- The CAIR-linked lobbying arm also took credit for boosting the successful campaigns of Zohran Mamdani and Adam Hamawy, a New Jersey Democratic nominee for Congress
Super PAC Linked to Hamas-Friendly CAIR Takes Credit for Helping Elect Abdul El-Sayed and 'Building a Movement' in US Mosques OFFICIAL DEMOCRAT PARTY/LEFTIST-ENDORSED ANTI-SEMITISM, ANTI-CHRISTIANITY, PLUS VARIOUS & SUNDRY GODLESS HEATHENS - Democrats are still calling Israel the biggest foreign lobby in America — and they’re using it to win the 2026 midterms.
The Left’s Israel Obsession And The Fiction Of Its Foreign Influence
- Antisemitism has worked its way into the heart of American politics, but a few good guys are drawing a clear line against it.
The Radical Stupidity Of Antisemitism: The Enemy Inside The Gates
AMERICA AND THE WORLD IMPRISONED: CHINESE CORONAVIRUS FICTIONS AND FACTS - “We’ve already seen how this kind of authority can be abused, and we cannot allow the mistakes of the past to be repeated."
Josh Shapiro Eyes New Powers That Make COVID Restrictions Look Like A Warning Shot THE ECONOMY, STUPID - The lawsuits puts Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s plan for government-owned supermarkets under legal and political pressure, while intensifying concerns that the initiative could hurt private grocers and bodegas. The dispute also highlights a broader debate over whether government-run businesses can lower consumer prices without undermining the private businesses they compete with.
Grocers and Bodega Owners Challenge Mamdani’s State-Run Supermarket Scheme in Court.
- Two states now let citizens spend metal instead of dollars. It is the closest thing to Hayek’s competing currencies this country has ever attempted — and it arrives just as Congress has quietly conceded his central point.
Texas And Florida Are Quietly Reviving The Financial Stability Of The Gold Standard CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY - “It’s really unnerving for some of us,” said the parent. “We live in the area where he knows people and again it’s not positive, it’s scary.” “He’s out and that’s it, and the rest of us have to deal with it and teachers have to go to school on Tuesday and deal with it,” the parent said.
Parents in Charlotte Upset After Repeat Offender Who Threatened to ‘Shoot Up’ Five Schools is Released EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT - Randi Weingarten knows full well that back-to-school shopping hits household budgets hard. Teachers dig into their own pockets for classroom supplies; families stretch every dollar to cover notebooks, backpacks and clothes. Yet the president of the American Federation of Teachers is using this very moment to push shoppers toward stores that employ unionized workers — even when those retailers are pricier.
Randi Weingarten’s dirty back-to-school war on Target ABORTION - "Normie voters are generally shocked to learn that anyone supports elective abortion late into the second and third trimesters."
Could Late-Term Abortion Be The Key To A Republican Midterm Sweep? One Group Thinks So.
- “The law criminalizes inflicting ’emotional harm’ against those seeking or providing ‘reproductive healthcare services,”‘ EWTN News reported. “It also bans filming and sharing videos within 100 feet of an abortion clinic.”
Pro-Life Advocates Warn New Jersey Law Could Criminalize Prayer Outside Abortion Clinics SECOND AMENDMENT - This information from the CDC is not new; rather, it is newly reposted. It was deleted in 2022, and Breitbart News pointed to a FOX News claim that the deletion occurred after the CDC was pressured by gun control activists. But it is 2026, and the data is back on the CDC website on the “About Firearm Injury and Death” page.
CDC: Upwards of 2.5 Million Defensive Gun Uses Per Year THE 2020 AND OTHER ELECTION HEISTS & AFTERMATH - Monday’s decision does not resolve the underlying legality of the order, and other legal roadblocks remain.
Supreme Court Makes Decision In Mail-In Ballot Fight Ahead Of Midterms
- . . .what researchers describe as a sophisticated, Democrat-favoring “vote machine” operating through the charitable sector and extending into future elections, according to a report obtained exclusively by Breitbart News ahead of its Monday release.
EXCLUSIVE: Report Exposes $638M Left-Wing ‘Vote Machine’ Running Through Tax-Exempt Charities
- How Xavier Becerra’s wingman, Rob Bonta, seems determined to ensure that nothing gets in the way of Becerra’s gubernatorial victory in November.
The Riverside Case: California’s Smoking Gun On Election Fraud POLITICS - Crockett, who previously claimed race played a role in her primary loss to Talarico, stated “I personally don’t feel like the excitement necessarily exists within the black community right now.”
WATCH — Jasmine Crockett: Black Community in Texas Not ‘Excited’ About Democrat James Talarico
- Something fascinating is going on below the surface: Black voters are loudly rejecting socialism.
AIPAC Is Out, CAIR Is in — and Black Voters Are Fleeing the Democrat Party
- Reporter: “Despite your efforts like this, your approval rating is at 37%. That is President Donald Trump territory. Why do you think that is?”
Cruel Summer for Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson As Multiple Polls Show Plummeting Ratings
- The real battle in Florida is within.
Florida: The New Ground Zero for Both Parties’ Civil Wars FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL - “We were attacked. You’re at war when you get attacked. We got attacked,” he said, referring to President Donald Trump’s tariffs on some $29 billion in Canadian exports.
Mark Carney Says Canada ‘at War’ After Failed U.S. Trade Talks
- The U.S.-Canada Trade War takes off.
Canada Chooses Climate Change, Censorship, and China
- The military struck the vessel after intelligence confirmed it participates in narco-trafficking.
U.S. Kills Two Narco-Terrorists Operating in Eastern Pacific
- The Dutch national broadcaster made the announcement Monday citing the continued presence of Israel as a hindrance.
Dutch Quit 2027 Eurovision Song Contest Because… Israel
- Secretary Rubio’s pledge to dismantle the ICC brick by brick will be easier to execute than many may think.
The International Criminal Court Is a Woke NGO. Shut It Down. HEALTH AND HEALTH CARE - ...we’ve seen the outbreaks in El Paso, Texas, in southwest Florida, where I live, and many other parts where you know that you have a situation, people have come into the country illegally, have not had that vaccination schedule. And not the ones today on young kids, that parents do have concerns about. I’m talking about previous ones, where people weren’t even getting the measles vaccine or mumps and rubella.
Byron Donalds: ‘Rampant Illegal Immigration’ from Biden Junta to Blame for Measles Outbreak
- Trump made his statement while touting his administration’s Make America Health Again (MAHA) agenda, strongly associated with Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Alongside vaccine reform, the President referenced the revived Presidential Fitness Test and the Whole Milk for Healthy Kids Act, passed in 2025. The proposed changes to vaccine administration could influence public health policy and parental choices regarding vaccinations, while enraging pharmaceutical firms that manufacture vaccines and the politicians they financially support.
Trump Tells Parents to Avoid Multi-Shot Vaccines, Reduce Autism Risk.
- Democrats inflate spending on government programs without anyone noticing and then attack Republicans for ‘cuts’ when they attempt to scale back these stealth spending increases.
Democrats Spin Their Medicare Spending Explosion Into A Narrative About GOP ‘Cuts’ ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY - Neuroscientist Guo-li Ming described the feat as a “technology breakthrough,” according to NPR. Scientists across the US have used organoids when it comes to studying Alzheimer’s disease – the sixth-leading cause of death in the US.
World’s oldest lab-grown human brains grow for seven years recording ‘passage of time’ FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY - Who’s next?
Log Cabin Republicans Drop the “T” From LGBT CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE - The widening fertility gap between liberals and conservatives could have long-term implications for the country’s political and demographic landscape as differences in family size influence future generations. The findings also add to the broader debate over declining birth rates, with concerns about parenthood, mental health, and economic pressures potentially shaping Americans’ decisions about whether to have children.
Conservatives Are Having More Children Than Liberals Amid Left-Wing ‘Baby Bust.’
- Don't let her gaslighting fool you.
Titty-Caca AOC is ‘Woke One’ HITHER & YON - Christian Toto: 'Train to Busan' director rebounds from sorry sequel for more undead chaos
‘Colony’ – These Zombies Get Smarter—and Deadlier FINALLY . . . - Victor Davis Hanson: The atomic bomb was not created by demons, but by scientists trying to end a war before even more people died.
Were the Bombs of August 1945 ‘Demonic?’
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 25, 2026 07:17 AM (iMotb)
Posted by: NR Pax at August 25, 2026 07:17 AM (RjOoY)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 25, 2026 07:18 AM (VyBeY)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 25, 2026 07:20 AM (VyBeY)
It's not a bug, it's a feature.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 25, 2026 07:22 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 25, 2026 07:22 AM (3Ope8)
good question.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 25, 2026 07:20 AM (VyBeY)
McCarthy vindicated.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 25, 2026 07:22 AM (l3cgK)
And how many of them voted for Mamdani because he's soooo dreamy?
Posted by: NR Pax at August 25, 2026 07:22 AM (RjOoY)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
I like the notion of an alternate US where McCarthy was listened to and communism was purged from this country to the point Pinochet sent advisors to see how things were done.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 25, 2026 07:23 AM (RjOoY)
shapiro woulda made a hella vp for kamala, amirite?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 25, 2026 07:24 AM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 25, 2026 07:25 AM (FHoaH)
Could Late-Term Abortion Be The Key To A Republican Midterm Sweep? One Group Thinks So.
Delusional. Overturning Roe was supposed to destroy the Republican party in the 2022 midterms. And what happened? Nothing. Abortion simply isn't that important an issue.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 25, 2026 07:25 AM (O0L8i)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 25, 2026 07:26 AM (VyBeY)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 25, 2026 07:27 AM (VyBeY)
Anyone tuning in to CNN from 12:05 to about 12:29 p.m. may have encountered a pixelated screen.
Posted by: SMOD at August 25, 2026 07:28 AM (yH8/G)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 25, 2026 07:29 AM (AnNWH)
Delusional. Overturning Roe was supposed to destroy the Republican party in the 2022 midterms. And what happened? Nothing. Abortion simply isn't that important an issue.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Do the dems understand that if Roe was still law, those late term abortions on demand would be scrapped along with the total bans?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 25, 2026 07:30 AM (XvL8K)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 25, 2026 07:31 AM (3Ope8)
… even a stopped clock is right twice a day
Posted by: SMOD at August 25, 2026 07:31 AM (yH8/G)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2026 07:33 AM (RIvkX)
I haven't been following this Lindsay Clancy trial, as it's another White Woman Soap Opera. But I fear Clancy's supporters have more sinister goals.
- Normalizing killing your children. New York and Massachusetts have just said that killing a full-term fetus is A-OK, so why not extend it?
- Normalizing special mental illness that only women can suffer from.
- The usual and customary male hate.
- Imparting the notion that having children is so deleterious to women's health that women should never have them.
- Agitating for government moolah for having and raising children. Like, no woman can have a child without unlimited time off, free diapers, free food, etc.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 25, 2026 07:33 AM (O0L8i)
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A union president's job is not to produce a quality product in the industry represented by the union.
Their job is to protect the interests of the union (or ANY union in this case). That's it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 25, 2026 07:34 AM (FZ29D)
As I posted in the tech thread watching the Dems lose their marbles over the SC mail in vote ruling is hysterical. The Republicans in blue states had better be ready to fight shenanigans from blue state secretaries of state. Of course the Republicans could eff it up
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2026 07:34 AM (JEgjE)
… do teachers and their unions make THAT much
Posted by: SMOD at August 25, 2026 07:34 AM (yH8/G)
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That's disturbing that we are doing this...
Are they conscious?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 25, 2026 07:35 AM (FZ29D)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 25, 2026 07:36 AM (geWO5)
… call it “ultra extreme late term abortion”
Posted by: SMOD at August 25, 2026 07:36 AM (yH8/G)
They saved up to millions of lives. I probably wouldn't be here if it weren't for their use 81 years ago.
Like any technology, it's how it's used.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 25, 2026 07:37 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 07:37 AM (u82oZ)
Go with that, Abdul.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2026 07:38 AM (RIvkX)
… call it “ultra extreme late term abortion”
Posted by: SMOD at August 25, 2026 07:36 AM (yH8/G)
Conservatives want to end orphanages through adoption...Lefties want to end orphanages by murder.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 25, 2026 07:38 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Mildly curious at August 25, 2026 07:38 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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No. We are no closer to understanding what comprises consciousness than we were thousands of years ago, and definitely can't bestow it on a bunch of chips and wires.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 25, 2026 07:39 AM (XvL8K)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 25, 2026 07:40 AM (geWO5)
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That's disturbing that we are doing this...
Are they conscious?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 25, 2026 07:35 AM
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Abby. Abby somebody.
Posted by: Marty Feldman at August 25, 2026 07:40 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: SMOD at August 25, 2026 07:41 AM (yH8/G)
Reform is really needed in education. A lot of reform, and different teachers.
The primer from the Diamond Age by Neil Stephenson would be an excellent use for AI. The details are in the programming.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 07:41 AM (u82oZ)
President Donald J. Trump appeared to confirm on Sunday that federal immigration authorities are examining Representative Ilhan Omar‘s (D-MN) immigration history,
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Get rid of all her evil clown relatives, too. They're just as rotten and fake as she is.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 25, 2026 07:41 AM (HLgI3)
No more dynasties.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 25, 2026 07:42 AM (36x1j)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 25, 2026 07:42 AM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 25, 2026 07:43 AM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2026 07:43 AM (JEgjE)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 07:43 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2026 07:46 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: SMOD at August 25, 2026 07:47 AM (yH8/G)
We have all this knowledge of what works in human societies, including logical fallacies and Batiste's The Law, but so many are kept away from that.
And we have had 100 years of research on how to manipulate societies for a tiny group to thrive at other's expense.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 07:47 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 25, 2026 07:47 AM (gm9Sb)
I've got the recruiter screening call after lunch...
and hopefully there will be more movement on the other nibbles today but... probably not.
(I wish there was a way to screen recruiters for efficacy and integrity!)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 25, 2026 07:49 AM (aJQbY)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 25, 2026 07:50 AM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 25, 2026 07:51 AM (ExV1e)
"Abby"-something?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 25, 2026 07:52 AM (SgdqL)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Professor, this is nothing new. The documentary "They Saved Hitler's Brain" was made in 1968.
Posted by: I Believe at August 25, 2026 07:52 AM (JM9I6)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 25, 2026 07:53 AM (Tmf7h)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 25, 2026 07:54 AM (36x1j)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 25, 2026 07:51 AM (ExV1e)
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Presumes facts not in evidence.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2026 07:54 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 25, 2026 07:54 AM (Tmf7h)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 25, 2026 07:54 AM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 07:47 AM (u82oZ) "
which is being refined in real time and spreading its grip
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 25, 2026 07:55 AM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 25, 2026 07:55 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 25, 2026 07:55 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Mildly curious at August 25, 2026 07:38 AM (2Ez/1)
No, we had a problem... and uh, we tried to do everything we could. Well, you know what I mean. He's gone, and we couldn't do nothing about it. That's it. He's gone. Uh, he's gone. And that's it.
Posted by: Xi Jinping, Mitch's Pimp and Deep State Daddy at August 25, 2026 07:56 AM (+iYtA)
Posted by: Gotta wonder at August 25, 2026 07:56 AM (2Ez/1)
Brings back memories of you announcing your arrival at the TxMoMeet.
Good times.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 07:56 AM (u82oZ)
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I’m pretty sure noticing anything is “problematic” these days. I mean, if you hadn’t … uh, noticed.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 07:56 AM (0ass6)
Good morning, Horde.
Posted by: Inogame at August 25, 2026 07:56 AM (53oGX)
It's also funny because Target is owned by a bunch of leftists
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2026 07:56 AM (JEgjE)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 25, 2026 07:58 AM (SgdqL)
28 Were the Bombs of August 1945 ‘Demonic?’”
That came up because Tucker Carlson, in a recent podcast, said the nuclear weapons of 1945 were built by actual demons, not men.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 25, 2026 07:58 AM (o3ajz)
Posted by: Will Robinson at August 25, 2026 07:58 AM (yJpvi)
Posted by: SMOD
It's the wypipo's fault! They ain't be fixin' the roof an' shit!
Posted by: Tyrone the Hoodrat In His '98 Altima at August 25, 2026 07:58 AM (JM9I6)
CAiR is islham. islham requires followers to lie for the 'greater good.'
Everything CAiR says is a lie.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 25, 2026 07:59 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Maybe... at August 25, 2026 07:59 AM (2Ez/1)
Brings back memories of you announcing your arrival at the TxMoMeet.
Good times.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 07:56 AM (u82oZ)
Soon........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 25, 2026 07:59 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Tyrone the Hoodrat In His '98 Altima at August 25, 2026 07:58 AM (JM9I6)
Just as it's wypipo's fault that it took a long time to get the power back on in Gary, Indiana.
Nothing at all to do with the locals shooting at the power company crews.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 25, 2026 07:59 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Maybe... at August 25, 2026 07:59 AM (2Ez/1)
Ahhhhh......The Flying V........
Posted by: Zombie Eddie Van Halen at August 25, 2026 08:00 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 25, 2026 08:00 AM (FR9Sb)
He is recovering on the farm, with seminars by a Cambridge professor as part of his continuing education.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 08:00 AM (u82oZ)
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I like to try and reverse engineer news reports from our local news website, it’s a guilty pleasure of mine, because they get paid to that, yet it’s so bad.
A lot of times now they’ll quote somebody, but they never told you who that is. They cut and paste paragraphs in or out, so the reader is left in the final product wondering “who the hell is that?”
Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 08:01 AM (0ass6)
Communist China and Canada.
Posted by: SMOD at August 25, 2026 08:01 AM (yH8/G)
As well as billboards in and near cities with high military populations claiming that the war is unpopular and causing high prices?
Seems like someone is fighting a PR war against this administration.
And of course we have our very own Paul.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 25, 2026 08:01 AM (iMotb)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2026 08:01 AM (JEgjE)
"Abby"-something?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 25, 2026 07:52 AM (SgdqL)
Ms. Uuuuhhhmelmuhhay.......
Posted by: Zombie Eddie Van Halen at August 25, 2026 08:01 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Tyrone the Hoodrat In His '98 Altima at August 25, 2026 07:58 AM
......
Where my EBT card at?
Posted by: La'Shondra at August 25, 2026 08:02 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 08:03 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 25, 2026 08:03 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: SMOD at August 25, 2026 08:03 AM (yH8/G)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 25, 2026 08:04 AM (iMotb)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2026 08:01 AM
:::::::
Getting the power back on should be as easy as A-B-C.
Posted by: Or maybe 1-2-3 at August 25, 2026 08:04 AM (2Ez/1)
And some of the claims are nonsensical…how do scientists know these organoids record the passage of time? What does that even mean? Did they consult with Kamala Harris as she’s a world renowned expert in the passage of time….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 25, 2026 08:04 AM (geWO5)
We should bomb Ottawa and ask him if he can recognize the difference.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 25, 2026 08:04 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 08:04 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 25, 2026 07:58 AM (SgdqL)
A public monitoring device straight out of the novel '1984.'
It's a network of high resolution cameras designed to track your ever move.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 25, 2026 08:04 AM (ccf/V)
If, after centuries of evidence, you have a quarrel with that statement YOU are a threat to the nation.
Posted by: Clear-Eyed Killer at August 25, 2026 08:04 AM (vj9mz)
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Restaurant and fast food dining is mostly a distant memory with me. I haven’t been to a Doctor since the 1990s probably, not only the expense, but there are too many quality control issues with substandard foods prepared by clowns. I can’t to get sick, either. Even our junk food tastes like shit now, so it’s not worth the risk.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 08:05 AM (0ass6)
MoMe?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 25, 2026 08:05 AM (2Ez/1)
If you live in an Islamic or communist society and you feel like somebody’s always watching you, you’re right because both systems demand it.
Posted by: SMOD at August 25, 2026 08:05 AM (yH8/G)
Posted by: kingsman at August 25, 2026 08:05 AM (ehY6c)
MoMe?"
The remainder of this year is insane.
So striving for next year.
Mrs VIA is disappointed to say the least.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 25, 2026 08:06 AM (iMotb)
Do we have evidence of Crimes against Humanity on PM Carney ?
He could join ex-President Nicolas Maduro in jail.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 08:06 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: SMOD at August 25, 2026 08:07 AM (yH8/G)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 25, 2026 08:07 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2026 08:01 AM
Pretty soon they’ll be home to the Bears though. Or is that Hammond? Theyre both hellholes right next door to each other…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 25, 2026 08:07 AM (geWO5)
Mrs VIA is disappointed to say the least.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 25, 2026 08:06 AM (iMotb)
As are the First Lady and I..........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 25, 2026 08:08 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 25, 2026 08:04 AM
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The Organoids would be a good name for a WNBA team.
Posted by: Or a rock band at August 25, 2026 08:08 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Tone Deaf Ted at August 25, 2026 08:09 AM (JM9I6)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 25, 2026 08:09 AM (geWO5)
Posted by: Or a rock band at August 25, 2026 08:08 AM (2Ez/1)
The Oregon G-Spots. No offense, all defense.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 25, 2026 08:09 AM (ccf/V)
When we took over, the FBI Laboratory faced a DNA-processing backlog of more than 1.81 MILLION samples.
Today: ZERO.
🔺 1.81M+ samples processed
🔺 Backlog had been growing by roughly 75,000 samples per month
🔺 Hundreds of thousands of samples were arriving each year
🔺 Profiles can help solve homicides, sexual assaults, mass shootings, and other violent crimes
🔺 Equipment upgraded
🔺 Resources redirected
🔺 Technology improved
🔺 Bureaucratic barriers removed
DNA profiles belong in CODIS helping law enforcement solve crimes—not stalled in a government backlog.
Under President Trump’s leadership, we are rebuilding the FBI around one standard: MISSION FIRST.
Posted by: SMOD at August 25, 2026 08:09 AM (yH8/G)
Most Japanese people alive today wouldn't be here either if not for the bomb.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 25, 2026 08:10 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 25, 2026 08:10 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Tyrone the Hoodrat In His '98 Altima at August 25, 2026 07:58 AM
......
Where my EBT card at?
Posted by: La'Shondra at August 25, 2026 08:02 AM (2Ez/1)
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I'm gonna need coffee to deal with Tyrone and La'Shondra this morning...brb.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 25, 2026 08:10 AM (7wWQR)
My cooking is better, cheaper, and healthier by far.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2026 08:10 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Sean Hannity at August 25, 2026 08:11 AM (JM9I6)
Posted by: Or a rock band at August 25, 2026 08:08 AM (2Ez/1)
A band called the Green Dildos could open for them!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 25, 2026 08:11 AM (geWO5)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 25, 2026 08:12 AM (exh+T)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2026 08:12 AM (JEgjE)
A band called the Green Dildos could open for them!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 25, 2026 08:11 AM (geWO5)
They really do need to just embrace the rubber don and move on.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 25, 2026 08:12 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Sean Hannity at August 25, 2026 08:11 AM (JM9I6)
Possible nominee for Comment of the Week.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 25, 2026 08:13 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Delaware's Own at August 25, 2026 08:13 AM (JM9I6)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2026 07:54 AM (RIvkX)
You're not dead, that's a plus. The trolls aren't either, that's a minus. But we outnumber them.
Mathematically, it's a good morning.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 25, 2026 08:13 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 25, 2026 07:25 AM (O0L8i)
Well. Nothing really politically.
There are more abortions per year now than there were before Roe was overturned, though.
It's like all those women pounding tylenol to make Trump look dumb. He said 'abortion is up to the states,' and maybe they're trying to make a point by killing their kids?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 25, 2026 08:14 AM (PGK1w)
Hopefully, President Trump will pop it soon and they can dry up and blow away.
Posted by: Pimple Popper at August 25, 2026 08:14 AM (+iYtA)
They've been classified as a "political stunt" and will not be allowed to participate.
Lawyers are gonna get richer.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 25, 2026 08:14 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Delaware's Own at August 25, 2026 08:13 AM
Has your butt been wiped?
Posted by: Jill Not A Doctor at August 25, 2026 08:14 AM (2Ez/1)
It's a network of high resolution cameras designed to track your ever move.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 25, 2026 08:04 AM (ccf/V)
Ah. Well, good luck to whoever gets tagged with watching me. Death by Boredom.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 25, 2026 08:14 AM (SgdqL)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 08:15 AM (0ass6)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 25, 2026 07:58 AM (SgdqL)
A public monitoring device straight out of the novel '1984.'
It's a network of high resolution cameras designed to track your ever move.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
Strategically placed all around your AO so they can track you in real time.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 25, 2026 08:15 AM (exh+T)
Reform is really needed in education. A lot of reform, and different teachers.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Get the government out of the way beyond the absolute bare minimum required and go from there.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 25, 2026 08:16 AM (RjOoY)
Posted by: Sean Hannity
>You're a great American.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 25, 2026 08:17 AM (FR9Sb)
Ah. Well, good luck to whoever gets tagged with watching me. Death by Boredom.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 25, 2026 08:14 AM (SgdqL)
They claim you have no expectation of privacy in the public arena, so screw you if you don't like it. They're watching you regardless.
https://youtu.be/JsntlJZ9h1U
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 25, 2026 08:17 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Sponge
Strategically placed all around your AO so they can track you in real time.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 25, 2026 08:15 AM
I'll have to get more ficus.
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at August 25, 2026 08:17 AM (2Ez/1)
Saw a cartoon about that. Two women debating and one saying "Legalizing abortion can lead to killing toddlers."
The other woman replying "No one is saying that!"
Third panel is Clancy's face.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 25, 2026 08:17 AM (RjOoY)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2026 08:18 AM (JEgjE)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 25, 2026 08:18 AM (NpAcC)
Go with that, Abdul.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2026 07:38 AM (RIvkX)
Oh, he will.
The Islamic/Leftist (or the Islamic dissembling as a Leftist) is phenomenon. Republicans have had a hard enough time dealing with Leftists. These mutants are a whole other breed.
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 25, 2026 08:18 AM (b4LBp)
I don't know what they'd be. One could argue that he's continuing Trudeau's treason against the Canadian people but they voted for it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 25, 2026 08:18 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 25, 2026 08:18 AM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher
Same here. I'm so clean, I squeak!
Posted by: Rock-Ribbed Ronnie at August 25, 2026 08:18 AM (JM9I6)
"No, we're leaving because of the content of their character."
Posted by: People who used to live in Gary at August 25, 2026 08:19 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: NR Pax at August 25, 2026 08:20 AM (RjOoY)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 25, 2026 08:21 AM (pG0Ez)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 08:21 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 25, 2026 08:14 AM (PGK1w)
S'tan has always found Eve to be an easy mark. Only God can shield them but too many modern women, and men, have turned their faces. Evil stalks the land and the price which will have to be paid will be enormous.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 25, 2026 08:21 AM (ExV1e)
Trump needs to do this kind of rhetoric in private, not in public.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 08:22 AM (u82oZ)
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NWH.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 25, 2026 08:23 AM (pG0Ez)
Posted by: Today I learned at August 25, 2026 08:23 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: redridinghood
A confection that is out of favor and nearly dead. You can't give away banana split dishes.
Posted by: Artie At The Antique Mall at August 25, 2026 08:23 AM (JM9I6)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 25, 2026 08:14 AM (ccf/V)
This is one of those cases in which I don't mind. I hope Kanter and White end up owning the WNBA, and it's parent organization which refuses to rein in the stupid.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 25, 2026 08:23 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 25, 2026 08:24 AM (ndZc7)
The Birthday of The Prophet Muhammad.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 25, 2026 08:25 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: redridinghood
A confection that is out of favor and nearly dead. You can't give away banana split dishes.
Posted by: Artie At The Antique Mall at August 25, 2026 08:23 AM
Come here and sit beside us.
Posted by: Jello molds and Bundt cake pans at August 25, 2026 08:26 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2026 08:26 AM (RIvkX)
damn I have to move my timeline up
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 25, 2026 08:18 AM (j+aD2)
I have this sentiment for lefties aplenty… let’s put Roger Goodell on the list too
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 25, 2026 08:27 AM (geWO5)
Posted by: Lead Pipe Cinch at August 25, 2026 08:27 AM (JM9I6)
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 25, 2026 08:27 AM (b4LBp)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2026 08:27 AM (RIvkX)
And how many of them voted for Mamdani because he's soooo dreamy?
Posted by: NR Pax at August 25, 2026 07:22 AM (RjOoY)
I would doubt all that many.
Mamdani's base is young white women from places like Ann Arbor who moved to New York with a pile of their hated daddies' money.
Unless these bodegas are selling vintage clothes, ranch water and molly, I don't think little Emily and Olivia are running them.
Posted by: The Actual Story at August 25, 2026 08:27 AM (BI5O2)
Pleeze go away. Pleeeze!
*click*
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2026 08:26 AM (RIvkX)
That SOB… just seeing his name causes my BP to spike. He can also go horse fuck
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 25, 2026 08:28 AM (geWO5)
Posted by: Jello molds and Bundt cake pans
I knew you were coming so I baked a Bundt!
Posted by: Pillsbury Bundt at August 25, 2026 08:28 AM (JM9I6)
Posted by: Artie At The Antique Mall at August 25, 2026 08:23 AM (JM9I6)
*****
Understandable.
I think I've had one in my lifetime. Not a fan of the combo.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 25, 2026 08:29 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 25, 2026 08:18 AM (NpAcC)
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Childhood memories sitting in an ice cream parlor on red leather highback seats. Gobs and gobs of whipped cream. Enjoyed the cherry on top, too!
And now if you'll excuse me, I have to return to my current diet.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 25, 2026 08:29 AM (pG0Ez)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 25, 2026 08:29 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 25, 2026 08:30 AM (NpAcC)
The Birthday of The Prophet Muhammad.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 25, 2026 08:25 AM (NpAcC)
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Piss be upon him.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 25, 2026 08:30 AM (pG0Ez)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
Adam: Here we are Eve. In the Garden of Eden. Everything we could ever want. We will never grow old. We will never get sick. Anything we want is automatically taken care of & given. No wants. No worries.
Eve: Yeah. But it's just not enough.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 25, 2026 08:30 AM (exh+T)
Posted by: The Actual Story at August 25, 2026 08:27 AM
What is "molly?"
Posted by: Dare I ask? at August 25, 2026 08:31 AM (2Ez/1)
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Orders is orders. Isn’t it painfully obvious?
Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 08:31 AM (0ass6)
@MarkRuffalo
The accusation that I am antisemitic is appalling and fundamentally dishonest. Criticizing the actions of the Israeli prime minister, a military technology contract, or the executives who supply it is not the same as criticizing Jewish people. This critical and necessary dialogue is then dishonestly framed as being anti-Israel. To be clear, my views come from my own political convictions and should never be interpreted as hostility toward Jewish people, for whom I have deep love and respect. Everything I know about acting, activism, and humanism has been profoundly shaped by the Jewish friends, colleagues, and loved ones who have been integral and family throughout every point of my life.
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Fvck off Mark!
Posted by: the Jewish friends, colleagues, and loved ones who have been integral and family throughout every po at August 25, 2026 08:32 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 25, 2026 08:32 AM (aJQbY)
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 25, 2026 08:32 AM (b4LBp)
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Extreme Hakeem has gotten himself into hot water.
Darializa Stan Account (Iris) ✪
@WokeMaelle
NOW THE FUCKING DEMOCRATIC LEADER IN THE HOUSE IS WHINING ABOUT A STRAWMAN OF HASAN PIKER FOR SOME REASON I’M GOING INSANE WHAT IS THIS FUCKING TIMELINE
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https://tinyurl.com/3hzm9rc5
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 25, 2026 08:32 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2026 08:33 AM (RIvkX)
Canada, whose relationship with the CCP is well documented.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 25, 2026 08:33 AM (2Cry5)
Posted by: Surprised husband at August 25, 2026 08:33 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: dantesed at August 25, 2026 08:33 AM (YcKzl)
The Dem civil war is getting fun
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2026 08:34 AM (JEgjE)
Mike Pence?? Who?
Posted by: dantesed at August 25, 2026 08:33 AM (YcKzl)
B/c he needs the money and is desperare for the spotlight?
Posted by: Nova Local at August 25, 2026 08:34 AM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 25, 2026 08:30 AM (pG0Ez)
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I don't think anyone's found his grave, so that's a bit of a challenge.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 25, 2026 08:34 AM (FZ29D)
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Won't you take me to.....HYMIETOWN!!!!
F*ck off, Mark. People like you MUCH better when you're pretending to be SOMEONE ELSE.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 25, 2026 08:35 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: the Jewish friends, colleagues, and loved ones who have been integral and family throughout every po at August 25, 2026 08:32 AM (RIvkX)
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SF, your hash is a gender neutral "Rivka".
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 25, 2026 08:35 AM (pG0Ez)
Who's this Bench Appearo guy?
Posted by: Tuq'r Quarlson at August 25, 2026 08:35 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 25, 2026 08:35 AM (2GVsD)
Oh, television.
I remember television.
Posted by: But that was a long time ago at August 25, 2026 08:36 AM (2Ez/1)
Could someone ask these Muslim candidates why no one runs to their *-stan countries looking for asylum?
Cuz there you will get the taqiya or their admission that their goal is to make the former United States a copy of the toilets they are fleeing from in horror.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 25, 2026 08:36 AM (rgGn5)
Girl Scouts of America offers Muslim badges to be earned by learning pillars of Islam, visiting mosques
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I guess you can earn head chopping and suicide vest merit badges.
https://tinyurl.com/y66v2aez⁶
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 25, 2026 08:36 AM (ndZc7)
Eve: Yeah. But it's just not enough.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 25, 2026 08:30 AM (exh+T)
There's a funny clip somewhere on youtube with a bunch of men and women discussing relationships, and one of the men tells this joke. The women don't laugh. A man asks one why. The woman responds, "I was expecting more." At this, the men laugh even harder. "That's the whole point," one of them says.
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 25, 2026 08:36 AM (b4LBp)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 25, 2026 08:30 AM (pG0Ez)
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I don't think anyone's found his grave, so that's a bit of a challenge.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 25, 2026 08:34 AM (FZ29D)
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It's the thought that counts.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 25, 2026 08:36 AM (pG0Ez)
Strawman?
He's the f*cking face of your party, currently.
Reap it, bishes.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 25, 2026 08:36 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 25, 2026 08:32 AM (b4LBp)
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Hi, there!
Posted by: Spiro Agnew at August 25, 2026 08:37 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Tom Carvel (Athanasios Thomas Karvelas) at August 25, 2026 08:37 AM (JM9I6)
I would be totally accepting if as part of the negotiations with Iran's IRGC, that they can save face by dropping a nuke on Minnisomalia, and we can pretend to be outraged but humbled.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 25, 2026 08:37 AM (rgGn5)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 25, 2026 08:38 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 25, 2026 08:34 AM (FZ29D)
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Considering that the odds of him repenting and following Jesus Christ is pretty slim, I think he has other...concerns...than a peed on grave.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 25, 2026 08:38 AM (7wWQR)
Darializa Stan Account (Iris) ✪
@WokeMaelle
NOW THE FUCKING DEMOCRATIC LEADER IN THE HOUSE IS WHINING ABOUT A STRAWMAN OF HASAN PIKER FOR SOME REASON I’M GOING INSANE WHAT IS THIS FUCKING TIMELINE
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 25, 2026 08:32 AM (ndZc7)
Lefties are calling him AIPAC Shakur instead of Tupac Shakur. It's getting spicy over there.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 25, 2026 08:38 AM (PGK1w)
Girl Scouts of America offers Muslim badges to be earned by learning pillars of Islam, visiting mosques
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I guess you can earn head chopping and suicide vest merit badges.
https://tinyurl.com/y66v2aez⁶
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 25, 2026 08:36 AM (ndZc7)
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You forgot the clitorectomy badge.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 25, 2026 08:38 AM (pG0Ez)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2026 07:38 AM (RIvkX)
He hates Jews so much that he ignores the reality that Islam also practices ritual circumcision.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 25, 2026 08:39 AM (k5CNB)
Legend has it that to this day, she is still trying to understand.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 25, 2026 08:39 AM (RjOoY)
Posted by: Mrs JTB at August 25, 2026 08:39 AM (yTvNw)
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Yes. Islamification of America . Starting wth children.
Posted by: runner at August 25, 2026 08:39 AM (g47mK)
Of course, no mention of questionable hygiene practices from the denizens.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 25, 2026 08:39 AM (VjZjV)
SF, your hash is a gender neutral "Rivka".
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 25, 2026 08:35 AM (pG0Ez)
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Yeah. I used to have a very cool hash. ezEBT
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2026 08:39 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 25, 2026 08:38 AM (pG0Ez)
do you get that for having it done on you, or doing it to others?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 25, 2026 08:39 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 25, 2026 08:40 AM (7wWQR)
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"The Democrat’s proposed change would give Pennsylvania’s Department of Health centralized police powers under the guise of “disease control measures,” including the ability to enter homes and schools without a warrant, access confidential medical records, and impose statewide school mask mandates for disease prevention."
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It's for your own good!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 25, 2026 08:40 AM (ndZc7)
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Another childhood memory: Carvel root beer vanilla floats.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 25, 2026 08:40 AM (pG0Ez)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 25, 2026 08:40 AM (2GVsD)
SF, your hash is a gender neutral "Rivka".
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 25, 2026 08:35 AM (pG0Ez)
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Yeah. I used to have a very cool hash. ezEBT
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2026 08:39 AM (RIvkX)
pG0Ez sounds like a medicine for a swollen prostate...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 25, 2026 08:41 AM (l3cgK)
Be sure and wear a niqab!
Posted by: The official Girl Scout uniform catalog at August 25, 2026 08:41 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Community Notes at August 25, 2026 08:42 AM (rgGn5)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 25, 2026 08:42 AM (2GVsD)
Be sure and wear a niqab!
Posted by: The official Girl Scout uniform catalog at August 25, 2026 08:41 AM (2Ez/1)
but don't sit next to the garbage bags outside...the garbageman might not know the difference.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 25, 2026 08:42 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: NR Pax at August 25, 2026 07:22 AM (RjOoY)
The same people who wouldv'e voted for the creased pants, if they had been old enough.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 25, 2026 08:43 AM (VjZjV)
I guess hawking poisonous cookies wasn't enough for them anymore.
Is there an institution left in America that hasn't been hollowed out and corrupted?
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 25, 2026 08:43 AM (b4LBp)
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My daughter tells me that the girls are joining the GSA, there will be words...and a possible restraining order.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 25, 2026 08:43 AM (7wWQR)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Probably. Along with the 'Cookies for Planned Parenthood' badge.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 25, 2026 08:43 AM (he2p7)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2026 08:44 AM (JEgjE)
Do they have Christian badges where you visit a Church and read the Bible ? Or Jewish badges where you visit a Synagogue and read the Torah ?
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Posted by: It's me donna at August 25, 2026 08:44 AM (+gK6I)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 25, 2026 08:30 AM (exh+T)
Surveys show that 100% of men ever born will accept any piece of fruit offered to them by a naked women, no questions asked.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 25, 2026 08:45 AM (o3ajz)
Sibling of Abigail.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 25, 2026 08:42 AM
Is she the one sporting pronounced hooterage?
Posted by: I gotta ask at August 25, 2026 08:45 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2026 08:45 AM (JEgjE)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 08:46 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 25, 2026 08:46 AM (2GVsD)
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Posted by: It's me donna
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Of course not.
Christians and Jews are haters, duh.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 25, 2026 08:46 AM (7wWQR)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 25, 2026 08:47 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2026 08:47 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 25, 2026 08:46 AM (2GVsD)
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They're evil.
They know exactly what they're doing.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 25, 2026 08:47 AM (7wWQR)
Posted by: Ordinary American
Not one.
Posted by: The End Is Near at August 25, 2026 08:48 AM (JM9I6)
Ukraine is one of the pillars of “Operation Kill All Whiteys”. Became obvious when Zelensky started running TV ads encouraging the women to bang Somalians and Muslims.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 25, 2026 08:48 AM (QZThv)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 25, 2026 08:48 AM (7wWQR)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2026 08:47 AM (RIvkX)
Sounds reasonable...
Posted by: It's me donna at August 25, 2026 08:48 AM (+gK6I)
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When the young girls recite the shahada in front of Muslim witnesses, don't they become Muslim?
There are "no backsies" when that happens...
Will they earn merit badges for becoming child brides?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 25, 2026 08:48 AM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 25, 2026 08:48 AM (ccf/V)
The screeching if a GSA troop did the same for other faiths would be deafening.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 25, 2026 08:48 AM (RjOoY)
Is there an institution left in America that hasn't been hollowed out and corrupted?
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 25, 2026 08:43 A
Nope.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 25, 2026 08:49 AM (BI5O2)
May the torment be endless for those evil people. Unless they save themselves. I regard this as unlikely.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 08:49 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2026 08:45 AM (JEgjE)
Homo or homosexual community.
Make Gay Happy Again.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 25, 2026 08:49 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 25, 2026 08:50 AM (2GVsD)
Come see us for your bonfire and fertility badges!
Posted by: The Druids at August 25, 2026 08:50 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 25, 2026 08:50 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Trade secret: Fudgie the Whale, Cookie Puss, and the St. Patrick's Day promotion Cookie O'Puss are all made in the same mold. Don't tell anyone.
Posted by: Tom Carvel at August 25, 2026 08:51 AM (JM9I6)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 08:49 AM (u82oZ)
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No one can save his or her self.
Jesus saves, nothing else.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 25, 2026 08:52 AM (7wWQR)
Come see us for your bonfire and fertility badges!
Posted by: The Druids
"Ppfffttt!! Join our camps! You'll learn how to swim, march, sing songs, and have children for our glorious Fuhrer!"
-- Nazi youth groups
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 25, 2026 08:52 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: The Grand, High, Exalted, Mystic, Ruler, Morris Fink at August 25, 2026 08:53 AM (JM9I6)
Rather than suggesting Election and Grace are random lottery drawings, the chief purpose of man is to glorify God and enjoy Him forever.
With Saul of Tarsus, he didn't have a compilation of letters, teachings and ministry to the Church prior to the Damascus Road experience. And even then, Saul, now Paul, spent three years under direct teaching before he entered into the ministry, and continually had to excuse his former self.
Mohammed is the exact opposite. If it was legitimately claimed that he received Grace, it would be profoundly difficult to separate Mohammed's prior work's authority out of received canon.
Mohammed, like wicked rulers in the past, served God's Plan and Purpose - sort of as an anti-Paul.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 25, 2026 08:53 AM (nCgQz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 25, 2026 08:50 AM (2GVsD)
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S'tan is very adept at using the 'Net for his purposes.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 25, 2026 08:54 AM (7wWQR)
Posted by: davidt at August 25, 2026 08:55 AM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 25, 2026 08:45 AM (o3ajz)
I don't think we're supposed to mention him anymore, but Bill Cosby had a funny Adam and Eve bit.
"Adam is the Man. The Man remains Constant. The Man is always, "Oh,c'meer, oh, gimme, gimme, gimme, oh, c'meer....."
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 25, 2026 08:55 AM (SgdqL)
Posted by: Fred and Barney at August 25, 2026 08:56 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Eromero at August 25, 2026 08:56 AM (LHPAg)
@GuntherEagleman
The liberal media is already writing Sophie Cunningham’s WNBA eulogy.
“Her future is suddenly in doubt.” “Get released after this season.”
Why? Because she had the audacity to say women should compete against women.
Not because of her shooting. Not because of her defense. Because she refused to pretend biological men belong in the women’s league.
They’ll platform every activist who wants to erase women’s sports, then act shocked when a player who defends them becomes “controversial.”
This isn’t about basketball. It’s about punishing the one who won’t play along.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 25, 2026 08:56 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 25, 2026 08:56 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Eromero at August 25, 2026 08:56 AM (LHPAg)
Prayers being sent
Posted by: It's me donna at August 25, 2026 08:57 AM (+gK6I)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 08:57 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Eromero at August 25, 2026 08:56 AM (LHPAg)
Absolutely!
May The Lord watch over her and the staff taking care of her today.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 25, 2026 08:57 AM (ccf/V)
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Very true of Ohio too, especially on immigration and Canada trade.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 25, 2026 08:57 AM (r37/v)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 25, 2026 08:57 AM (7wWQR)
This isn’t about basketball. It’s about punishing the one who won’t play along.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 25, 2026 08:56 AM (NpAcC)
Because Cunningham's stats are world class compared to that spare piece of shit Angel Reese who is shooting somewhere around 13% on the season.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 25, 2026 08:58 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 25, 2026 09:00 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2026 09:00 AM (JEgjE)
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It's for your own good!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,
I am going to buy that door mat that says, "Hope Those Are Level IV Plates"
https://tinyurl.com/43j83d6t
Posted by: rickb223 at August 25, 2026 09:00 AM (exh+T)
The Birthday of The Prophet Muhammad.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 25, 2026 08:25 AM (NpAcC)
Oooh, I'll send a nice card with a sketch of him. That would be sweet.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 25, 2026 09:00 AM (hmYU4)
So a no go in a league of ugly butch black lesbians
Posted by: WNBA Facts at August 25, 2026 09:01 AM (uJYzI)
Posted by: Fred and Barney at August 25, 2026 08:56 AM (2Ez/1)
This should be fun.
Posted by: The Great Gazoo at August 25, 2026 09:01 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
13%? That's not so bad.
Posted by: Bonita Bricklayer at August 25, 2026 09:02 AM (JM9I6)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2026 09:02 AM (RIvkX)
She sits Clark a LOT in crunch time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 25, 2026 09:03 AM (ccf/V)
Do they have Christian badges where you visit a Church and read the Bible ? Or Jewish badges where you visit a Synagogue and read the Torah ?
That is a gross understatement. Simply "reading the Bible or Torah" is lightyears away from "learning the pillars of Islam".
The five pillars of Islam are core acts of worship:
Faith, Prayer, Charity, Fasting and Pilgrimage.
"Learning" in Islam is:
Studying, mastering the proper steps, rules and methods to perform rituals (like prayer and fasting), and putting these Duties into practice.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 25, 2026 09:03 AM (nCgQz)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 25, 2026 09:04 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 25, 2026 08:55 AM (SgdqL)
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Here, eat these mudpies.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 25, 2026 09:04 AM (pG0Ez)
I wouldn't put my kid in that cesspool if it were free.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 25, 2026 09:04 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Greater Lake at August 25, 2026 09:04 AM (JM9I6)
Mass psychosis via social media.
Posted by: Anna Puma
If anyone wants to grant "psychosis" for Lindsay and tries to excuse it, they have to grant the same to Decarlos Dejuan Brown Jr. when he stabbed Iryna Zarutska on that train.
Psychosis is psychosis.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 25, 2026 09:05 AM (exh+T)
https://tinyurl.com/2cj3v3y6
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 25, 2026 09:04 AM (ndZc7)
PIZZA the HUT!!!!!
Posted by: Lonestar at August 25, 2026 09:05 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Greater Lake at August 25, 2026 09:04 AM (JM9I6)
He can't do that.. It will mess up HOMES
Posted by: It's me donna at August 25, 2026 09:06 AM (+gK6I)
Posted by: Eromero at August 25, 2026 08:56 AM (LHPAg)
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Sending prayers for your wife.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 25, 2026 09:06 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Greater Lake at August 25, 2026 09:04 AM (JM9I6)
He's certainly not afraid to twist the knife, is he.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 25, 2026 09:06 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 25, 2026 09:06 AM (aJQbY)
Do the Boy Scouts get to beat them with broom sticks as being uncovered meat?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 25, 2026 09:06 AM (exh+T)
Posted by: Greater Lake at August 25, 2026 09:04 AM
Will it become a US territory?
Posted by: I gotta ask at August 25, 2026 09:06 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Eromero
Prayers for you and Mrs. E and all those involved.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 25, 2026 09:07 AM (exh+T)
Posted by: Anna Graham at August 25, 2026 09:08 AM (JM9I6)
Nothing says "Welcome" better than replacing the decorative yard gnomes along the pathway to your door with realistic ceramic Claymore replicas.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 25, 2026 09:08 AM (BvPIe)
She sits Clark a LOT in crunch time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 25, 2026 09:03 AM (ccf/V)
The job of Cunningham's coach is not to help her team win, it's to pump up "the message". Clark, despite basically toeing the leftist line harms the message because she is white plays well. Cunningham harms the message because, regardless of what her larger political beliefs may be, she is pro-female in a pro-insanity league.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 25, 2026 09:08 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 25, 2026 09:09 AM (uJYzI)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 25, 2026 09:06 AM (ccf/V)
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lol
Not at all.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 25, 2026 09:09 AM (7wWQR)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,
"The welfare of the people in particular has always been the alibi of tyrants."
Albert Camus
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 25, 2026 09:09 AM (b4LBp)
Posted by: Greater Lake at August 25, 2026 09:04 AM (JM9I6)
Huron, Ontario, Michigan, Erie, Superior...
So HOMES becomes SHAME?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 25, 2026 09:09 AM (PGK1w)
Posted by: Greater Lake at August 25, 2026 09:04 AM (JM9I6)
I believe that was a successful troll. All the lefties are melting down about it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 25, 2026 09:09 AM (ExV1e)
Here, eat these mudpies.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 25, 2026 09:04 AM (pG0Ez)
Heh, 'zackly.
(Honestly, the stuff that gets stuck in the grease trap that is my brain....)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 25, 2026 09:09 AM (SgdqL)
Psychosis is psychosis.
Lindsay has a special kind of psychosis where she can plan her episodes on a calendar and arrange the means in advance for a successful psychotic episode.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 25, 2026 09:10 AM (BvPIe)
https://tinyurl.com/2cj3v3y6
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 25, 2026 09:04 AM (ndZc7)
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Admiral Ackbar territory.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 25, 2026 09:11 AM (qwuI6)
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 25, 2026 09:11 AM (uJYzI)
I would consider granting "psychosis" for Lindsay, not because I want to excuse her but because I believe that there are several 'doctors' and probably a few bureaucrats who belong in prison with her.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 25, 2026 09:13 AM (ExV1e)
https://tinyurl.com/2cj3v3y6
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 25, 2026 09:04 AM (ndZc7)
You can just see the children screaming from his crawlspace.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 25, 2026 09:13 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2026 09:14 AM (JEgjE)
Posted by: 12 Year Old Brain Here at August 25, 2026 09:14 AM (JM9I6)
Girl Scouts of America offers Muslim badges to be earned by learning pillars of Islam, visiting mosques
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I guess you can earn head chopping and suicide vest merit badges.
https://tinyurl.com/y66v2aez⁶
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 25, 2026 08:36 AM (ndZc7)
Girl Scouts will also be able to earn a ululation merit badge.
Posted by: Gref at August 25, 2026 09:15 AM (5rh/l)
Do the Boy Scouts get to beat them with broom sticks as being uncovered meat?
After the boy scouts finish earning their merit badges with goats.
Girl Scouts get to wear the punching bag to hide the scars, lesions and bruises that come from female participation in Islam—after the clitoridectomy
Posted by: Community Notes at August 25, 2026 09:15 AM (a6PrB)
Posted by: 12 Year Old Brain Here at August 25, 2026 09:14 AM (JM9I6)
Not sure why you'd name a lake after The Cleveland Steamer, but to each his own, I guess.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 25, 2026 09:15 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2026 09:14 AM (JEgjE
al-Sayed was on Watters last night... Rambled on cutting off Jessie from really asking any questions.. Constantly interrupted... I don't see how Rogers could have a debate with him...
Posted by: It's me donna at August 25, 2026 09:15 AM (+gK6I)
Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at August 25, 2026 09:16 AM (rvnbR)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 25, 2026 09:15 AM (+gK6I)
You act as if that's not a thing......
Posted by: Sean Hannity at August 25, 2026 09:16 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 25, 2026 09:16 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 25, 2026 09:13 AM (ccf/V)
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*nods*
So thankful to God that I no longer live in Illinois.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 25, 2026 09:16 AM (7wWQR)
Posted by: Sean Hannity at August 25, 2026 09:16 AM (ccf/V)
LOL... He was even worse than Hannity
Posted by: It's me donna at August 25, 2026 09:17 AM (+gK6I)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 25, 2026 09:17 AM (j+aD2)
--
Laws are like locks, they're only good for honest men.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 25, 2026 09:17 AM (3cUTc)
Posted by: muldoon at August 25, 2026 09:17 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 25, 2026 09:17 AM (iuLJm)
Posted by: Rectum of Ella Fitzgerald at August 25, 2026 09:17 AM (JM9I6)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 25, 2026 09:18 AM (j+aD2)
Ontario and Michigan don't sound like black names.
Maybe D'ontario, and LaMisheegan would work.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 25, 2026 09:18 AM (a6PrB)
true
I think they should add Champlain
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 25, 2026 09:18 AM (j+aD2)
*nods*
So thankful to God that I no longer live in Illinois.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 25, 2026 09:16 AM (7wWQR)
I'm happy for you both.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 25, 2026 09:18 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 25, 2026 09:19 AM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 25, 2026 09:18 AM (j+aD2)
*AHEM*
Posted by: The Finger Lakes at August 25, 2026 09:19 AM (SgdqL)
Posted by: 12 Year Old Brain Here at August 25, 2026 09:14 AM (JM9I6)
Not sure why you'd name a lake after The Cleveland Steamer, but to each his own, I guess.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 25, 2026 09:15 AM (ccf/V)
Apparently, titi translates as puma and caca translates as grey (among other possibilities). So the name of the lake is Grey Puma. Puma because they don't have cougars. It's named for being a place where older women would pick up younger men for frolicking.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 25, 2026 09:20 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Enthusiastic Girl Scout at August 25, 2026 09:20 AM (2Ez/1)
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Bill: But I'm not dead!
Hillary: You're not fooling anyone!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 25, 2026 09:20 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 25, 2026 09:20 AM (7wWQR)
Everyone of those would come down within forty eight hours. There is supposedly a big push for a Flock cutting party across the country on Halloween since everyone will be wearing costumes.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 25, 2026 09:21 AM (exh+T)
Hillary: You're not fooling anyone!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 25, 2026 09:20 AM (ndZc7)
Is it wrong to fantasize a Romeo and Juliette scenario here?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 25, 2026 09:21 AM (ccf/V)
They can't play hockey for shit and can suck our balls.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 25, 2026 09:21 AM (FR9Sb)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 25, 2026 09:21 AM (exh+T)
Some fella in Ohio got arrested for cutting down Flock cameras. He was caught in the act for one and is believed to have done others. When the charge was brought before the grand jury, they replied, "Nah, we're good. Have a nice day, citizen."
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 25, 2026 09:22 AM (ExV1e)
Polling Finds Britons Believe Freedom of Speech Worsening Under Labour Government
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 25, 2026 09:23 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 25, 2026 09:23 AM (btJVX)
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 25, 2026 09:23 AM (uJYzI)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 25, 2026 09:23 AM (SgdqL)
**********
Animal Husbandry merit badge
Posted by: muldoon at August 25, 2026 09:24 AM (qgHp7)
Polling Finds Britons Believe Freedom of Speech Worsening Under Labour Government
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 25, 2026 09:23 AM (ndZc7)
About 30 years late to the curve there......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 25, 2026 09:24 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 25, 2026 09:24 AM (j+aD2)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
Jury nullification FTW!
Posted by: rickb223 at August 25, 2026 09:24 AM (exh+T)
Polling Finds Britons Believe Freedom of Speech Worsening Under Labour Government
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 25, 2026 09:23 AM (ndZc7)
What gave it away ?
Posted by: It's me donna at August 25, 2026 09:24 AM (+gK6I)
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Haha, that's a little misleading, because Lake Erie has a shelf coastal zone that isn't deep, but the Lake averages 70-80 feet deep in the central part of the lake. Massive ore boats loaded with minerals used in steel making navigate the lake from Minnesota into Cleveland, so it is deeper than you might think (at least in spots). It used to freeze in the winter though, like a shallow lake should.
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Missed you all, too.
It was nice to unplug, though.
I do see that my efforts to put my Saturday evening movie post in draft with a message to post it at the right time went for naught, though.
C'est la vie.
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oh good one actually
how did they pick tho? is it proximity? I guess both are not proximate? I don't know geography very well tho lol
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