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@historyinmemes To appear headless while taking a photo, known as "horsemaning", was a popular way to pose in the 1920's. Horsemaning, also known as "headless posing," is a photographic technique where the subject creates the illusion of being beheaded, with their head placed on the ground or another surface. This unique form of posing gained popularity during the 1920s and was considered a photography trend at the time. To achieve the desired effect, two individuals are required for this pose. One person positions themselves with their head hidden or tilted backward, while the other conceals their body, revealing only their head in the photograph. The term "Horsemaning" originated from the Headless Horseman, a malevolent character depicted in Washington Irving's 1820 short story titled "The Legend of Sleepy Hollow." In 2011, Horsemaning experienced a resurgence on Facebook, and numerous photos attempting to recreate the original trend started circulating on platforms like Buzzfeed. This revitalization brought renewed attention to the peculiar and imaginative art of Horsemaning.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 07:31 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 07:33 PM (Ia/+0)
Horsemaning? You mean... you mean, WE didn't invent memes?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 07:34 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 07:34 PM (77rzZ)
F-22s zooming back and forth over the city at extremely low altitude.
They usually do their exercises well to the north over sparsely populated areas (it's not like we don't have plenty of those).
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 07:34 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 07:36 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Nope. It's memes all the way down.
Posted by: mikeski at August 06, 2026 07:36 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 07:36 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Delurker at August 06, 2026 07:37 PM (2Drhq)
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 07:37 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 07:38 PM (/k3in)
I forgot there's going to be an air show this weekend. No doubt they're practicing for that.
Durrrrrr...
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 07:38 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Bulg
Nobody likes a Brown-Noser!
Posted by: Teacher's Pet at August 06, 2026 07:39 PM (JM9I6)
Posted by: Delurker at August 06, 2026 07:39 PM (2Drhq)
"Horsemaning" looks like it should be horse + mane + ing. Like you're describing a mohawk-mullet combo.
Posted by: mikeski at August 06, 2026 07:39 PM (VHUov)
Owners found their missing husky hanging out with bears during a drone search..
Husky: Hey! Hey, guys! You wanna go eat my humans. It's mean I get the baby but you can have all the others.
Hey, c'mon! It'll be fun. I mean, they deserve it anyhow. Those bastards won't let me drink outta the toilet!
C'mon guys! let's do it. Pleeeeeeeeease!
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Posted by: naturalfake at August 06, 2026 07:42 PM (iJfKG)
It took New Horizons over 15 months to send the data back to earth using the Deep Space Network big dish receivers. Download speed was 1 -2 kbps.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 07:43 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 07:44 PM (77rzZ)
Well, not necessarily...
Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2026 07:45 PM (Uf/zI)
Posted by: naturalfake at August 06, 2026 07:45 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 07:34 PM (mmrXZ)
It's an older meme but it checks out.
Posted by: Reforger at August 06, 2026 07:45 PM (st6oP)
Guy in the last video is straight-up torturing that cat. I hope kittycat got its revenge with a 5-clawed death slap.
Posted by: Delurker
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I agree! Fake playmates is no fair.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 07:46 PM (mmrXZ)
Amazing! We may not have gotten flying cars and vacations on the moon, but we got to live through some cool science.
Posted by: Delurker at August 06, 2026 07:47 PM (2Drhq)
Well, not necessarily...
Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2026 07:45 PM (Uf/zI)
Ask me how that works.
Posted by: Maximilien Robespierre at August 06, 2026 07:47 PM (IG3/x)
But I do my little remodeling Project Mgr for a friend
Keeps me getting up
Keeps me out there
I have 1 more biz idea but cannot pull the trigger
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 06, 2026 07:48 PM (/+uur)
Have a good night everyone
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 07:48 PM (Ia/+0)
Some astronomers managed to actually image the dust cloud kicked up by the Falcon 9 2nd stage the other day. This is some damned impressive imaging:
https://t.ly/yY8rS
The poster there is the head of the MIDAS group at the IAA-CSIC group based in Spain. MIDAS stands for Moon Impact Detection and Analysis System. This is their specialty, observing lunar meteor strikes, and if anyone could've done this, it was them.
They have the Midas touch, you might say.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 07:48 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 06, 2026 07:49 PM (XPqtf)
Posted by: Delurker at August 06, 2026 07:37 PM (2Drhq)
A bunch of drunk astronomers at a convention have no power to demote Pluto from planet status. Screw them.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 07:49 PM (uhVAy)
Heard from a family member that they've got Blue Angel Super Hornets doing zoomies over their part of town.
That definitely explains it.
If you think the Air Force is going to let the Navy zoom around over their city without a response, well...
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 07:50 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 06, 2026 07:49 PM (XPqtf)
Yesss!!! Double high-five!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 06, 2026 07:50 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 06, 2026 07:49 PM (XPqtf)
Excellent news!
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 07:50 PM (IG3/x)
The New Horizons transmitter is X-band, at just 12W power. Detecting that signal from earth has been compared to seeing a flashlight from across the width of the US, 3000 miles distance.
The reason for this amazing sensitivity is the bands chosen for space communication have extremely low natural background noise.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 07:51 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 06, 2026 07:49 PM (XPqtf)
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Is the Moron Horde on standby to provide lookouts, distractions, and a getaway driver?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2026 07:52 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Delurker
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I agree! Fake playmates is no fair.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 07:46 PM (mmrXZ)
I have a cat that will swat at the tails of cats on YT videos on a TV hooked to the internet. She has brothers to mess with if she wants real tussles.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 07:52 PM (uhVAy)
F-22s zooming back and forth over the city at extremely low altitude.
They usually do their exercises well to the north over sparsely populated areas (it's not like we don't have plenty of those).
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Awiens.....
Posted by: Cute Fuzzy Kittuh at August 06, 2026 07:52 PM (pLaQB)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 07:34 PM (mmrXZ)
It's an older meme but it checks out.
Posted by: Reforger at August 06, 2026 07:45 PM (st6oP)
Cheezburger cat meme photos were started back in the early 1900s
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 07:54 PM (uhVAy)
THe South Korena Dunari lunar orbiter also got some before and after shots of the impact:
https://t.ly/ZyrtD
LRO's position wasn't favorable, but it will be taking some images when it flies over in a few days.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 07:54 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 07:54 PM (O0L8i)
I'm busting out of the hospital tomorrow - 🎉🎉🎉
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth
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FAHBulous.
I once literally busted out of a hospital. I was in a foreign country and I'd had it. I called two friends for help. "I'm leaving!" I yelled at the nurse. She literally shook a needle at me and yelled back, "The doctor's going to be mad about this!" Doctor shrugged. Okay. Craziest thing ever, I was on crutches, had to go down a flight of broken concrete steps with an ice-covered puddle at the bottom and get a cab outta there. And that was the OUTSIDE of the hospital. The inside, don't get me started...
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 07:54 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2026 07:57 PM (Cqx++)
Illegals cost about $400 B
ok what does that mean
Ok it is Costco or Cat or Oracle Market Cap
So now what do I know?
I know a lot of people work for them and feed and house their families
But what if it is a sucking sound of people that demand you feed and house their families.
What if the people SUCK $400 B out of your life?
Do you have $1500 buck to spend on other people that do not want to join your system?
Why cant Republican leadership point out the COST?
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 06, 2026 07:57 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 06, 2026 07:49 PM (XPqtf)
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Is the Moron Horde on standby to provide lookouts, distractions, and a getaway driver?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2026 07:52 PM (FZ29D)
Tosses flash bangs, pops smoke for helo extraction.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 06, 2026 07:59 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 08:00 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 08:00 PM (IG3/x)
I'm busting out of the hospital tomorrow - 🎉🎉🎉
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth
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Got your dummy to leave in your bed?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 08:01 PM (O0L8i)
Weird, huh?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 08:00 PM (IG3/x)
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Actually, I think there are police cats in a few localities.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2026 08:02 PM (FZ29D)
And now I'm wondering if Batman ever had a Bat Sheep.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 08:00 PM (IG3/x)
He did in case he ever had to take it on the lamb.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 06, 2026 08:02 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 07:31 PM (Ia/+0)
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Skip is first? That has got to be a first.
Posted by: Turn 2 at August 06, 2026 08:03 PM (QFchU)
Posted by: fd at August 06, 2026 08:03 PM (MWfyi)
There are police dogs and police horses, but not police cats or police sheep.
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But there are ship's cats.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ship%27s_cat
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 08:03 PM (O0L8i)
"It took 9 years and 3 billion miles to get this shot."
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Flat Plutonians hardest hit.
Posted by: ShainS at August 06, 2026 08:03 PM (+n6Zq)
And now I'm wondering if Batman ever had a Bat Sheep.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 08:00 PM (IG3/x)
He did in case he ever had to take it on the lamb.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 06, 2026 08:02 PM (iJfKG)
Ewe guys.... 😂😂😂
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 06, 2026 08:04 PM (XPqtf)
Derp derp derp derp derp...
Stinkin' woolies are dumb. and stinky. And dumb.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 06, 2026 08:05 PM (0aYVJ)
*receives DM from insurance*
"Are there tripping hazards in your house?"
*looks at The Big Dummy sleeping*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 08:06 PM (O0L8i)
Pluto's mountains are water ice. At those temperatures ice is like rock.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 08:07 PM (w6EFb)
Good mousers
Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2026 08:07 PM (Y+6my)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 08:08 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Delurker at August 06, 2026 08:08 PM (2Drhq)
So what happened today?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 08:08 PM (2GVsD)
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Got the back acreage mowed. Finished just before it started raining.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 08:09 PM (O0L8i)
It cost a lot but it's well worth it.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 06, 2026 08:09 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 08:10 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2026 08:11 PM (KC5Lt)
But there are ship's cats.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ship%27s_cat
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Lucifer, go to sea
Be a hip cat, be a ship's cat
Somewhere, anywhere
That cat's something I can't explain
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2026 08:11 PM (Cqx++)
They have the Midas touch, you might say.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 07:48 PM (w6EFb)
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Yeah that job is already taken
Posted by: Space Intruder Detector at August 06, 2026 08:12 PM (JvZF+)
Evening, Horde! Again, I won't make the ONT but maybe I can stay awake a bit to dally in this thread.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 06, 2026 08:12 PM (SgdqL)
Famed automobile designer Raymond Loewy was brought in to help design human factors on Skylab
Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2026 08:12 PM (Y+6my)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 08:14 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 08:01 PM (O0L8i)
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She's going to knock out a candy-striper with an ether-soaked rag.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 08:15 PM (JvZF+)
Got the back acreage mowed. Finished just before it started raining.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
*tosses beer*
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 08:15 PM (wOO3z)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 08:16 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 08:16 PM (JvZF+)
Me, too. I was reading the article trying to see where the horse mane came in.
Posted by: t-bird at August 06, 2026 08:17 PM (wn0/z)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 08:17 PM (2GVsD)
I had friends while I was mowing. Cattle egrets were following me around and martins were booming and zooming having lunch on the wing.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 08:18 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 08:19 PM (wOO3z)
Weird, huh?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 08:00 PM (IG3/x)
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In an effort to seem less evil and brutal, the Chinese police have been pushing photos (AI of course) of cats in police vests. They are strays, you see, but the police take them in and train them to help the glorious Peoples Republic!
Is there nothing Xi Jinping Thought can't do?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2026 08:20 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 08:14 PM (2GVsD)
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It's FAFO time!
Posted by: That guy who always things it's a time at August 06, 2026 08:22 PM (ZOv7s)
I had friends while I was mowing. Cattle egrets were following me around and martins were booming and zooming having lunch on the wing.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 08:18 PM (O0L8i)
I don't get anything like that! Instead, I get displaced and angry swarms of gnats.
To paraphrase Sam Gamee, what do they eat when they can't get Robbos?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 06, 2026 08:22 PM (SgdqL)
"Black cat or white cat?" Deng Xioping.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 08:22 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: The Real Story at August 06, 2026 08:23 PM (MWfyi)
If it's about a Horseman, shouldn't it be spelled horsemanning? As opposed to horsemaning, which would seem to be something about a horse's mane.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 06, 2026 08:23 PM (syz1S)
And now they're just running 50 *candidates* that are like "yeah, down with the fucking USA and every greedy capitalist pig scum inside it, eliminate Congress and the Jews, empty the prisons, and fuck yourself and die America".
And the DNC is whistling pretending they've got nothing to do with it. But they're not exactly flipping out - are they. Fuckin' scumbag commie left.
Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 08:23 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 06, 2026 08:22 PM (SgdqL)
Hobos.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 08:24 PM (wOO3z)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 08:22 PM (2GVsD)
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Speaking of China, I've just posted Part 3 of my series on a PLA invasion of Taiwan - The Chicoms Are Not The Soviets. It's a discussion of the significant differences in military and culture.
Link in nic. No idea how many parts there will be, I'm just thinking on the page. You might enjoy it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2026 08:25 PM (ZOv7s)
The Maine Commies are wrapping the Castle Doctrine around their twisted evil idea of protecting illegal aliens renting.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 08:26 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 08:23 PM (vE0+H)
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And lame duck GOP senators get their nuts tied in a knot over those non-violent people getting compensation while the Maoists are taking pot shots at ICE.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2026 08:26 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous "
I think, that if you had a time machine, and went back into time, and made sure the word "horsemaning" was spelled with two 'n's from the very first, and then did nothing else and came right back, the course of history would not be altered.
Posted by: fd at August 06, 2026 08:28 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 06, 2026 08:22 PM (SgdqL)
Hobos.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 08:24 PM (wOO3z)
What?? In MY privileged corner of NOVA?? Harumph, harumph, harumph!! (Deh hobos may assemble out in Prince William County, Darlink!)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 06, 2026 08:29 PM (SgdqL)
1) The guy installing our pool is having a tough time getting his workers to show up because they're worried of getting picked up. Woot!!
2). The illegals are now trading in their work trucks for suburbans to avoid ICE attention. Woot Woot!
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2026 08:29 PM (lCppi)
Well, not necessarily...
Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2026 07:45 PM (Uf/zI)
Ask me how that works.
Posted by: Maximilien Robespierre at August 06, 2026 07:47 PM (IG3/x)
What he said.
Posted by: Nicole Brown Simpson at August 06, 2026 08:31 PM (wVcYX)
She's surveying her domain from on top of my bookshelves in my office.
Poor Penny has been relegated to a lower position on top of the cat tree next to my window.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2026 08:33 PM (FZ29D)
1) The guy installing our pool is having a tough time getting his workers to show up because they're worried of getting picked up. Woot!!
2). The illegals are now trading in their work trucks for suburbans to avoid ICE attention. Woot Woot!
Posted by: LASue
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Well well. Is pool contractor looking for any legal locals to employ?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 08:34 PM (mmrXZ)
It is of course absurd. The man was a hero, and a very reluctant dictator. In an alternate universe, he'd have retired on a pension and no one would know who he was, but of course the Spanish left had to do its thing, killing clergy, assassinating center-right politicians and so he was forced to act.
There's a good book on the topic, btw.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2026 08:34 PM (ZOv7s)
AS you know, Donna Mills started and OnlyFans at age 85. She just revealed she got a request to see her feet, and stomping grapes at that.
She's going to do it, she says. I'm sure the sick fuck is going to pay.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 08:34 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2026 08:33 PM (FZ29D)
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Since I started giving Mittens more canned tuna, her sense of pride and wrath against the usurper Dakota has revived, and rather than meekly surrender her food, she's issuing sharp physical rebukes.
She's also showing her displeasure with the state of the family room by marking the carpet like Bomber Command.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2026 08:36 PM (ZOv7s)
Imagine WWII where Mussolini was as shrewd as Franco, making nice noises toward Hitler but keeping out of the whole thing.
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